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<contents> SEPTEMBER 23-30, 2009 VOL.15 NO.05

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Burlington Vows to Play Fair … Trade Burlington May Finally Give the Old Moran Plant New Life

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An African American Company Puts New Spin on Godot A Crumbling Castle in Proctor Campaigns for Cash Burning Fuse Festival Brings Lots of Docs to Roxy

features

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North Country Noir BOOKS In his third cerebral suspense novel, Don Bredes takes readers to the heart of the Kingdom BY MARGOT HARRISON

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Ska, Core (Curriculum), the Devil and More MUSIC

MUSIC EDITOR FOOD EDITOR CALENDAR WRITER OFFICE MANAGER CIRCULATION MANAGER PROOFREADERS

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Taste Test FOOD

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WEB/NEW MEDIA

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SEVEN DAYS | september 23-30, 2009 | contents 07A

<contents> SePTeMBeR 23-30, 2009 vol.15 no.05

art

letters

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columns 11A

Join us for a John Hardy Trunk Show Friday, October 2nd: 10am-6pm Saturday, October 3rd: 10am-5pm

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Fair Game

Open season on Vermont politics By Shay ToTTen

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News Quirks Odd, strange, curious but true news

movies

By Roland SweeT

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Work Vermonters on the job: Waste Reduction Coordinator Jessica Sankey By lauRen oBeR

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Hackie A cabbie’s rear view

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food

By JeRnigan PonTiac

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Eyewitness Taking note of visual Vermont: Blunden Gilding and Restoration By KiRK KaRdaShian

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Side Dishes Leftover food news By Suzanne PodhaizeR

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music

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Soundbites

Pure Romance. SM

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Music news and views By dan BolleS

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weekly reviews

calendar

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Art review

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Fall Styles

Billy Brauer and students at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier

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Movie reviews The Informant!; Jennifer’s Body

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Arriving Daily

CD reviews In Memory of Pluto, 1994; Jer Coons, Speak

stuff to do art exhibitions ...............32A movie clips ....................44A movie times ...................47A club dates ................... 110B calendar ........................ 18B

classifieds personals .......................27B vehicles .........................31B housing..........................31B services..........................32B homeworks .....................32B buy this stuff .................33B music.............................33B

art.................................34B classes ...........................34B legals .............................37B support groups ...............39B jobs ...............................40B

ogg’s world ..................... 38A idiot box ........................ 38A bliss .............................. 38A 7D crossword .................. 39A sudoku........................... 39A calcoku .......................... 39A red meat ........................ 40A

ted rall .......................... 40A american elf .................. 40A the k chronicles .............. 40A free will astrology ........... 41A movie quiz ..................... 44A puzzle answers................ 36B

funstuff newcomb ........................ 08A webpage ......................... 09A facing facts..................... 15A straight dope .................. 19A troubletown.................... 38A lulu eightball.................. 38A no exit ........................... 38A

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< letters> VSAC GRAD VSAC is a resource we cannot afford to lose [“On Borrowed Time?” September 9; “Blurt,” September 18]. I came from Florida in 1994 and took out federal loans with Chittenden Bank. Chittenden ended up selling my loans to VSAC around 1995. This was the best thing that could have happened. VSAC has always been there to help me. When I was unemployed, my son was born and I needed help adjusting my payments for a short term. I have always recommended VSAC to any person looking to go to school. Their resources are priceless. Jeremy Watarz COLCHESTER

MARRIED ALREADY! You totally missed an important point in [“What’s the Rush?” September 2] in your discussion of why so few folks got married on September 1. Many, many of us are married. We married in Massachusetts and Canada and overseas. We also had our Vermont civil unions. We are tired of the wellmeaning question, “When are you getting married in Vermont?” even from people who know we were married years ago in Canada. Full faith and credit … the clause that allows straight folks to travel state to state, country to country, without being remarried … this also converted our “Canadian marriage” into a Vermont marriage. At midnight on September 1, Becky and I did get married in Vermont. No paperwork, no party, no

gifts, no justice of the peace. We actually slept through the event but when we awoke on September 1 — and, believe me, we realized the tremendous importance of that date — overnight we had become married. So please, don’t ask us when we are going to be married. We are married and have been since June 29, 2005. Susan McMillan and Becky Roberts COLCHESTER

MAMA, DON’T TAKE MY AUTOCHROME… I loved the information in your article about the history of the South End buildings [“Art’s Start,” September 9], and was particularly intrigued to learn that the Lumière brothers had a factory in the Vermont Hardware Co. complex on Flynn Avenue. I followed up with some reading online and discovered that there is a slight inaccuracy in the article: It was not color film they were producing in Burlington but a precursor technology called Autochrome, which involved the application of colored grains of potato starch onto glass plates. Color film as we know it did not become readily available until the 1930s, when Kodachrome was introduced. Regardless, Autochrome was the most popular method of color photographic reproduction for many years, and it is cool to know that Burlington played such an important role in the development of this technology. Janice Dawley

POPULATION IS THE PROBLEM I really appreciated Tim Newcomb’s cartoon in your August 26 issue. He highlights the elephant in the closet of working on the problems of peak oil and global warming. That elephant’s name, as the cartoon shows, is Overpopulation. On average the U.S. has added 3.5 million people each year to our population since I was born in 1954. That is a city slightly smaller than L.A. and slightly larger than Chicago. [Americans] causes more global

Seven Days wants your rants and raves, in 250 words or fewer. Letters must respond to content in Seven Days. Include your full name, town and a daytime phone number, and post to: sevendaysvt.com/letters or letters@sevendaysvt.com or mail to: Seven Days, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164.

warming than any other group on the planet. Each American uses more resources. Adding another large city of Americans every year is not sustainable. Think of the jobs that need to be created. The health systems. The schools. The houses. Think of all the land that will have to be used to feed all those people. And that is just the U.S. It is granted that countries in the Third World can maintain higher populations because they use less than Americans.

The trouble is that the majority of people on the planet want to be like the Americans. Population policy has got to become a part of the discussion. Vermonters For Sustainable Population is working at bringing population out of the closet. Look up www. vspop.org. Lisa A. Sammet CRAFTSBURY

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SEVEN DAYS | september 23-30, 2009 | webpage 09A

romantic restaurant, beautiful foliage

» new video résumé blog

come to richmond…

This summer, Burlington resident Joe Mescher set out to provide a video résumé to every unemployed Vermonter who wants one. Mescher, who works in web marketing at Dealer.com and calls himself a “social media commando,” first started promoting his idea on Twitter.

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He planned to use the Internet and social media to give job seekers every possible advantage when applying for work. He didn’t want to make money off the service — he just wanted to do something good for the community, and he needed a media partner to publicize the project.

September Sale

videos. And this week, Seven Days debuts our new video resume blog. You can find it on our website, www.sevendaysvt.com. Check it out — especially if you’re an employer looking for workers or

freelancers. There’s a link on the blog to our video resume sign-up page. If you’d like to tape your own video résumé, fill out the form, and we’ll contact you as soon as we have another shooting date scheduled.

most PoPular stories last week on the Seven DayS website: 1.

STuCK In VermonT: more than 50,000 people descended

If you have an idea for a video, or would like to have your music featured in our videos, contact eva@sevendaysvt.com.

[staff blog]

Best Bites: PK Cafe

2.

“The Man of the House: Peter Welch” by Shay Totten (9/16/09)

3.

“Fair Game: Whichever Way the Wind Blows” by Shay Totten (9/16/09)

4.

“Taste Test: Tourterelle” by Suzanne Podhaizer (9/16/09)

5.

“Free Will Astrology” by Free Will Astrology (9/16/09)

Specifically, to the Vermonster. Start with buttery and crisp — but not too crisp — focaccia, a holdover from PK’s previous incarnation as Purple Knight Pizza. Add well-seasoned turkey, crisp slices of Granny Smith apples, sharp cheddar and sweet and tangy cranberry mayo and what have you got? My favorite sandwich. Read more online... Posted September 22 by Alice Levitt

Burlington Telecommentary A plan aimed at making Burlington Telecom more accountable to taxpayers was put on hold Monday night amid fears it would jeopardize company trade secrets.

The Burlington City Council voted 7-7 not to make the city-owned cable and telephone company an official city department, effectively killing the measure for now. The council’s seven Democrats voted for the change. The three Progressives, two Independents and two Republicans voted against it. Backers of the measure, including Council President Bill Keogh, D-Ward 5, argued the current system of oversight — with two advisory panels, city department heads, city councilors and other boards all playing roles — is “dysfunctional” and needs serious overhaul. Chief Administrative Officer Jonathan Leopold warned the change would put Burlington Telecom at grave risk of having trade secrets exposed — and then being buried by the competition, namely Comcast and FairPoint. Both the city council and city commissioners have leaked confidential information in recent years, Leopold said, costing the city money and headaches. Leaking telecom information could be devastating, he said.

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“Just gotta say, the crusty baguettes from @augustfirst in #btv are perfection. Really.”

— Adam, via Twitter

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CATCH THE SHRINE FLU! There’s gonna be a Shriner parade down Dorset Street Saturday at 2! Then, hop in your go-cart and c’mon down for DJ RAUL at 6

THE DAVE GRIPPO/ MATT WRIGHT EXPERIENCE at 9 & DJ A-DOG at midnite!

“I don’t want to be the skunk at the tea party here, but this is very serious,” Leopold said. Read more online... Posted September 22 by Andy Bromage

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GIVE A CRAP I F YOU GET IT!

Burlingtonians tend to come in factions. You’re either a Sandwich Company person, or you’re a Red Onion person. Not surprisingly, I am neither. I enjoy — even occasionally crave — grinders from the aforementioned eateries, but usually when I’m thinking meat between two slices of bread, my mind goes right to PK Café, on Route 15 across from St. Michael’s College.

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“VIDEO: Stuck in Vermont: Dana and Katie Get Married” by Eva Sollberger (9/16/09)

excerpts from our blogs blurt

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...AT LEAST YOU WON’T

on the tiny town of Tunbridge last weekend for the 138th annual Tunbridge World’s Fair. Seven Days videographer eva Sollberger was in the crowd. See farmers, oxen and the candy store guy with the mustache in this week’s “Stuck in Vermont.”

Purchase $100 in gift cards and receive a free $20 gift card! September 1st - 30th, 2009 Only at Pauline’s

.YOU SHOULD DRINK WHISKEY, CUZ IT KEEPS THAT OTHER KIND OF FLUE AWAY...

Seven Days stepped in help. We promoted and helped organize two free video résumé tapings over the past couple months. The staff at Vermont Community Access Media graciously donated their time and facilities. Joe shot and edited the

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VISUALIZING THE FUTURE Tuesday, September 29th, 7:00-8:30pm @ The Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts

Activities include: swimming, tennis, climbing wall, creative movement and much more!

WINDMILLS: VIEWED THROUGH THE LENS OF ART, SCIENCE, AND ANIMAL IMPACT Tuesday, October 6th, 6:30-8:30pm @ ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain

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Wednesday, September 30 Firehouse Gallery, 2nd Floor, 135 Church St., Burlington 7:30 a.m. coffee and pastries provided by August First. 8-9 a.m. panel discussion. $15 LCRCC Members, $25 non-members. » Register at www.vermont.org


SEVEN DAYS | september 23-30, 2009 | fair game 11A

fair game

By SHAy ToTTEn

Fall is a great time to plant! Shop now for best selection!

open SeaSon on VT poliTicS

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sed to be the Vermont Senate was the chamber with minimal turnover — an incumbent’s paradise. But if you count up every state senator who is either thinking of running for higher office or stepping down in 2010, it amounts to as many as 11 new faces in the 30-member chamber. Of the 11 senators potentially leaving, six are Democrats and five are Republicans. “I think when the dust settles, it will not be as bad as it could be. Some people will decide to stay,” said Sen. Dick Mazza (D-Chittenden/Grand Isle), who seems to be one of few senators not running for higher office. “Regardless, we’re going to lose a lot of good history, and I don’t recall a time when we’ve had a greater possible turnover.” Mazza fears the Senate will lose key moderates and committee chairs at a time when the state faces myriad fiscal and policy challenges.

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On the Democratic side, state sentators Doug Racine and Susan Bartlett are running for governor, and they chair two important committees: Health & Welfare and Appropriations, respectively. Meanwhile, Senate President Pro Tem Peter Shumlin (D-Windham) is more than likely running for governor. Former Windsor County State Sen. Matt Dunne is expected to jump in, too. In the race for guv, only Secretary of State Deb Markowitz has no past or present ties to the Vermont Senate. That’ll make her stand out, eh? Chittenden County senators Ed Flanagan and Ginny Lyons are considering runs for lieutenant governor. Other Dems vying for that job are Chittenden County State’s Attorney T.J. Donovan, former House member Tom Costello and Progressive Rep. Dave Zuckerman of Burlington. Zuckerman is also weighing a bid for state senate. “The fact that our county delegation could be decimated would be of concern to me and is something I need to consider,” said Lyons. Also, Chittenden County Senator Hinda Miller may step down after this session. “It’s still too early to tell, but now is the time when you begin to think about whether you run again or not,” she said. Aside from Zuckerman, blogger and University of Vermont prof Philip Baruth is a Dem candidate for the 2010 Senate race. Others who might jump in include former State Rep. Denise Barnard, who narrowly missed a slot in the six-member delegation in 2008, and IBM labor activist Ralph Montefusco. On the GOP side, most senators are awaiting word from on high: What will

Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie do? Run for governor or retire? And, if he does run, who will run for lite-guv — the person whose main job is to preside over the senate? If Dubie were to run for governor, senators Randy Brock (Franklin), Kevin Mullin (Rutland) and Phil Scott (Washington) could be lining up for the number-two spot. If Dubie doesn’t do it, Brock and Sen. Vince Illuzzi (R-Essex/Orleans) are both interested in succeeding Douglas. Scott is chairman of the powerful Senate Institutions Committee, and Illuzzi chairs the Senate Economic Development Committee. Already in the race for lite guv is Mark Snelling, son of former two-term Gov. Richard Snelling and Lt. Gov. Barbara Snelling. He’s also the brother of — yep, you guessed it — Sen. Diane Snelling, the sole Republican in the Chittenden County delegation. Republican Shelley Palmer of Williston has announced he will seek a Senate seat in Chittenden County. If Brock opts to run for higher office, Joe Sinagra, executive director of the Vermont Homebuilders Association, and Tayt Brooks, deputy commissioner for housing and community affairs, are considering Senate bids. In the end, what does all this shuffling mean? It means that at the start of the 2011 legislative session, the governor, lieutenant governor and Senate president will be new — at least to their jobs. The faces may still be the same, though. It seems the only legislative leader not running for higher office is House Speaker Shap Smith. Assuming he’s reelected, which we probably can, Smith could end up one of the most influential legislative leaders under the Golden Dome. Perhaps there’s a lesson in there somewhere. Can’t Touch This — Chittenden County State’s Attorney T.J. Donovan has recused himself from the investigation into alleged lewd conduct by fellow Democrat State Sen. Ed Flanagan, citing his own desire to run for lieutenant governor. “This circumstance creates a possibility of a conflict between Senator Flanagan and myself,” said Donovan. “In order to insure the integrity of the process, it is therefore appropriate that an independent review of the allegations occur.” Donovan has punted the case to the Addison County State’s Attorney’s office, which is currently without a top prosecutor. John Quinn, a Republican, retired at the end of August. The county GOP submitted four possible replacements to the governor on September 1. No word from the guv on when he’ll make a decision. Until then, deputy state’s attorney Chris Perkett is reviewing the case. He’s received the police file and had a brief chat with Flanagan’s attorney, John Pacht. If Perkett files charges, Flanagan

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would be tried in Addison County. “I can’t say how long it’s going to take,” said Perkett. “It’ll take as long as it needs to.” Smokin’ Out the Dubie — What’s up with the anointed Republican gubernatorial candidate? What Dubie does is still anyone’s guess, but we won’t have to wait much longer, according to longtime political advisor Susie Hudson. Who would you want in the job when it means facing an imploding state budget, a weak economy and a feisty Democratic legislature that is no more likely to give purchase to a newbie governor than it did a seasoned pol like Gov. Jim Douglas? The sitting guv took one look at that scenario and said, “Thanks, but no thanks.” Either way, we’ll know this week or next, said Hudson. “There will be an announcement when he’s 100 percent sure, and that will be sooner rather than later,” she said. “A decision like this takes time, and his family has to weigh in.”

that the live speech shouldn’t be viewed until board members could ensure that its content was appropriate. State law allows a school board to meet on short notice outside of its regularly scheduled meetings, but the public must be warned at least 24 hours in advance. What about making decisions via email before a meeting? “The answer is never, never, never, never,” Markowitz told “Fair Game.” “You don’t ever debate and discuss questions of policy via email. You also can’t pre-decide issues before a meeting.” Markowitz said administrative functions of the board can be handled outside of public meetings, but not decisions that affect governance or policy. Those need to be made in open session with the public present. That said, current state law offers no recourse — short of a court action. “A failure in the law is that there is no easy way to penalize a board for blowing it,” said Markowitz. Hmm, perhaps a dunce cap

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would be appropriate in this case? Jim Ticehurst, the board’s chairman, started the whole debacle when, after perhaps watching too much FOX News, he became concerned about what the president might say. He convinced two other members to vote to ban the speech. After Ticehurst read an advance copy of the speech online, he tried to get the board to rethink. A 2-2 tie kept the board’s earlier decision intact. “We’re aware of the law now, and this will not happen again,” said Ticehurst. “I’m sure, given an opportunity to take up an issue between meetings, we would probably have an emergency 10-minute meeting and get the word out to the public.” Time will tell if they’ve truly learned their lesson. Cracking the Nuts — Which of Vermont’s three-member congressional delegation do you think is a closet fan of rightwing nutjobs Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh? How else to explain Rep. Peter Welch’s vote to defund the low-income advocacy group ACORN? ACORN is the right’s favorite lynching subject of late, after a video surfaced of two conservative activists posing as a pimp and prostitute getting tax “advice” from ACORN workers. What the video doesn’t show is the two being thrown out of countless ACORN offices, and the organization’s workers calling the police — twice — about

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a few fundraisers to get the word out, according to Billy Linstead Goldsmith, national coordinator for Fair Trade Towns USA. What about purchasing policies? Only San Francisco, Burlington’s sister in progressive policymaking, is toying with language that would require city government to purchase fair trade products when they cost the same, and are of comparable quality, as conventional ones. You might think it would be a no-brainer in a liberal town like Burlington. Not so, says Sandy Wynne, one of the campaign’s organizers. The Burlington resolution encourages city government to purchase fair trade goods but doesn’t obligate it to. “It wasn’t a slam dunk,” says Wynne, who used a fair trade soccer ball as her prop when lobbying the city council to pass a resolution in support of fair trade in August. “Sometimes you just assume because we are a very progressive, open-minded area, that fair trade is definitely a no-brainer. But there are coffee shops right on Church Street that don’t sell fair trade.” Green Mountain Coffee Roasters, which sells some 40 varieties of fair trade coffee sourced from 88 co-ops in 12 countries, isn’t spending anything directly to proclaim Burlington as a Free Trade Town, but is launching a series of regional and national “Be Fair” events to mark October as Fair Trade Month. The company’s support will consist of working with the local steering committee, participating in and promoting the October 17 forum and providing free coffee samples, says Green Mountain spokeswoman Sandy Yusen. The campaign’s backers believe the symbolic designation and grassroots promotion can translate into real money going to local businesses that sell fair trade goods, and to producers that make and grow them around the world. “In order to increase demand for something, you have to create awareness,” Wynne says. “The more we increase awareness, the more you are likely to go into a store or restaurant and say, ‘Do you have any fair trade coffee?’” To win Fair Trade Town status, a city must do five things: form a steering committee representing local businesses, organizations, religious groups and individuals; host a media event to promote local retailers and fair trade; document at least eight stores that offer fair trade products; show there is a range of fair trade products available in town; and persuade the city council to pass a resolu-

tion supporting fair trade. Burlington is the second Vermont city to adopt the status, following Brattleboro. Towns that have adopted the moniker have spawned fair trade concerts, crawls, even a prom. Burlington’s Fair Trade Town campaign is the brainchild of three local women, each with a firsthand experience that made them fair trade converts. Melinda Haselton was teaching kindergarten at a boarding school in Dharamsala, India, where tuition costs put school out of reach for some families. She returned home with jewelry from Indian craftswomen and donated the $500 she made selling it for fair trade prices back to the school to defray tuition costs. Haselton has since opened Dolma Designs, a locally based fair trade importing business that sells jewelry, tablecloths and other artisan crafts from India and Nepal. In less than four years, she’s donated more than $3000 back to the boarding school, and paid the craftswomen far more than they’d otherwise earn. Courtney Lang, the demonstration coordinator at City Market, was touring a Costa Rican coffee plantation last November when she had what she calls a “smack in the face” moment. She saw workers with kids strapped on their backs, toiling long hours in the dusty coffee fields for dirt pay. Lang jumped into the fair trade movement upon her return, but admits it can’t solve all the world’s problems. “More of a long-term solution would be less coffee farmers and more diversity,” Lang says. In the meantime, she says making Burlington a Fair Trade Town is a powerful tagline for local businesses to promote their goods. The third organizer, real estate broker Sandy Wynne, was a graduate student at St. Michael’s College when her fair trade “eye-opener” came: a class trip to a coffee plantation in El Salvador. “We watched folks carrying incredibly heavy sacks of beans on their backs,” Wynne says. “It was hot, probably 95 degrees. You looked at the living conditions. These folks were working like crazy, earning very little money.” Wynne penned her master’s thesis on fair trade, specifically the trouble Vermont businesses face marketing it: For example, if your store sells fair trade products, what does it say about the ones that are not fairly traded? It’s yet another thing for Kiss — and the rest of us — to contemplate over a steaming cup. m

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to let Burlington borrow money for infrastructure improvements in anticipation of future tax revenues generated through 2015 on the existing waterfront and what is known as the downtown tax increment finance district — or TIF. It includes all the properties west of Battery Street between Maple and the end of Lake Street. The south side of Cherry Street from Church to

Battery — three blocks that include the Westlake Apartments, Courtyard Marriott and Burlington Town Center — is also part of the TIF. This new money will be key to the city’s effort to secure more than $3 million in grants and loans to redevelop Moran and its surroundings, said Larry Kupferman, director of the city’s Community and Economic Development Office.


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The city needed a special legislative OK because its ability to recoup taxes from this TIF district expired in 2006. Burlington has used millions in tax dollars — including state education-fund money — to fund six public improvements in the district: the reconstruction of Lake Street; the acquisition of the Urban Reserve, the paved area adjacent to the Moran plant; extension of Lake Street to the waterfront housing project; construction of the public fishing pier; and construction of several public parking garages. The city claims the public work has paid off with the creation of new affordable housing, marketrate condos, Main Street Landing’s

new building on Lake Street, the Marriott hotel, and improvements at the Burlington Town Center. In May, the legislature included the five-year TIF extension in the Vermont Recovery and Reinvestment Act. But the city must share 25 percent of any new tax money with the state education fund. It didn’t have to do this previously because the city’s TIF district was created before Act 60. City officials agreed to go along with post-Act 60 provisions to help garner support. One of the lawmakers who shepherded the city’s TIF request was

Sen. Vince Illuzzi (R-Essex/Orleans), chair of the Economic Development Committee. He had allies in fellow committee members, Chittenden County Senators Hinda Miller (D) and Tim Ashe (D/P). “This was probably one of the more important economic development components of the recovery bill,” said Illuzzi. “It’s going to kick start the final phase of development on the waterfront.” This isn’t the first time Sen. Illuzzi has helped craft rules to encourage Burlington’s waterfront development. In the early 1990s he chaired the Senate Institutions Committee that set the original parameters for what could be devel-

oped — including parks, marinas, recreational and cultural facilities and government services. That list was expanded in the late 1990s to include inns with public spaces and markets, among other projects. Some remain skeptical of the project’s success, though, given the 20-plus-year development debate that has raged since the plant was decommissioned in 1986. City Council President Bill Keogh would like to see the private partners step up their fundraising efforts to ensure that taxpayers aren’t the only ones shelling out money to redevelop Moran. “This project seems to be progressing on a slower track than I would like, and all the while it’s taking taxpayer dollars to keep it going — which is not all bad — but I’d like to see a firmer commitment from the three partners to raise the money and would like to see some financial investment from Ice Factor,” said Keogh. One of the Ice Factor’s four main partners says there is no cause for concern. His company has invested plenty of time and research into this project to date and is not going to back out now. “We are not as concerned as we were initially,” said Phil McCully, a managing partner of Ice Factor. McCulley was in town Friday to meet with city officials. The Burlington outpost would be Ice Factor’s showcase facility in North America — the first of what it hopes will be several locations in the U.S. and Canada, said McCully. “We want this to work,” he said. If fundraising and development agreements proceed according to schedule, construction could begin as early as late summer 2010 and be completed in 2011. The project only needs local zoning approval and is not governed by Act 250, the state’s land use development law, said David White, a local private developer who has been hired by the city to oversee the project. “It’s a very complicated project, but it’s moving along at a quick pace, despite what it may look like,” said White. “I’ve done a lot of projects and, even if this was being entirely developed by a private developer, it would be taking a lot of time.” m

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n 1998, Britain’s National Theatre surveyed 800 savvy stage professionals to determine the 20th century’s “most significant” English language play. The result? Waiting for Godot (1953), originally written in French by Irishman Samuel Beckett, topped the list. Universality is part of the story’s appeal, with a plot and characters not tightly bound to a specific era or culture. Two hapless men wait for someone who never arrives. The Classical Theatre of Harlem, however, puts a compelling new spin on the oftperformed absurdist work by setting it in post-Katrina New Orleans. Suddenly, fruitless waiting takes on new meaning. The CTH is bringing Godot to Middlebury and Dartmouth Colleges, performing in Vermont and New Hampshire for the first time as it kicks off a six-week East Coast tour. Christopher McElroen, cofounder and executive director of the decade-old company, directs the production. A core element of the CTH mission is “to make the classics more immediate,” McElroen explains. “Part of our working aesthetic is to dust them off and not treat them as museum pieces … The idea is always to make them immediate and relevant to a contemporary audience, a diverse audience.” Because of Godot’s towering status in the theatrical canon, it had long been on McElroen’s radar screen as a possible play to tackle. But when he reread it in the wake of the hurricane, he recalls, “It just seemed to fit, without having to change anything.” The production premiered in New York City with an all African American cast just eight months after Katrina devastated New Orleans. The stage featured a “15,000-gallon swimming pool with a rooftop coming out of the water,” McElroen describes. “We set everything up on the roof. And so it was very much Waiting for Godot the day after the storm, the day after the levees broke.” Meanwhile, McElroen’s friend and colleague, visual artist Paul Chan, was traveling to New Orleans to teach. Chan reported that the stark post-Katrina landscape in the city’s most devastated neighborhoods “reminded him of every production of Waiting for Godot he’d ever seen,” remembers McElroen. The initial idea — to bring the

CTH production to New Orleans — expanded into a community arts initiative as the two men began collaborating with local groups and listening to their needs. In the fall of 2007, the cast and director spent three weeks on location, rehearsing in an abandoned school in the Ninth Ward. At the same time, they were “doing master classes and community workshops and potluck dinners throughout the city,” McElroen recounts. “Fifty thousand dollars was raised to leave behind with grassroots organizations that were leading rebuilding efforts in the two neighborhoods where we performed the play. And so we took the very basic idea of theater, which is a relationship between an actor and an audience, and expanded that to build community.” Those neighborhoods were the Lower Ninth Ward and Gentilly, two of the areas hardest hit by Katrina. The free performances took place outside: in the Ninth Ward, at the intersection of two “once-busy streets,” as the New York Times described them; in Gentilly, in front of a “gutted, storm-ruined house.” Did New Orleans’ searing backdrops burden Beckett’s words with unintended meaning? In 2007, McElroen actually found far more hope than despair. “We infused the play with a lot of optimism, because that was what the city of New Orleans was radiating when we were down there,” he recalls. “People were very optimistic about rebuilding and reclaiming their lives, and they weren’t waiting … We just let the landscape of New Orleans speak for itself …

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enise Davine, 47, has fond memories of growing up in the Wilson Castle in Proctor. She and her friends played hide and seek for hours in the 32 rooms on the 115-acre hillside estate overlooking Killington and Pico. The game wouldn’t be as much fun today, however, when the floors in some of the rooms are sagging dangerously and the intricate elegance of the hand-stenciled ceilings, marble verandas and brick turrets is peeling, fading and crumbling at an alarming rate. In response, a nonprofit entity called Friends of Wilson Castle has been formed, and its members are hoping to raise $350,000 for the first phase of repairs, which includes securing the deteriorating structure and installing a new heating system. Despite the current condition of the castle, it’s not hard to imagine how this place looked in 1867, when it had just been completed at a cost of $1.3 million. The 84 stainedglass windows still transmit a rich, milky light; the handcarved cherry paneling is burnished to a deep sheen; and the 13 bronze and tile fireplaces stand ready for a roaring blaze. John Johnson, a Vermonter who went to medical school in England, built the castle for the woman he married there, a wealthy member of the aristocracy. They lived there for just a few years, and when Lady Johnson died, Dr. Johnson couldn’t afford the upkeep or taxes. The castle was repossessed in the 1880s, and many of the antiques were either auctioned or given to employees who

We just let the play speak for itself.” Margaret Lawrence, the artistic director of Dartmouth’s Hopkins Center, has been looking for an opportunity to bring the CTH to the region. She says the “amazing and heartbreaking” Godot embodies why she is so eager to share the group’s work with local audiences. “It’s really easy to be ham-fisted about turning something on its ear,” she reflects. “This company consistently avoids that approach. They walk that fine line of innovation: They’re able to take a great classic and cast it with really strong WAITING FOR GODOT actors so that they can compellingly tell the story. “They’re not deviating from the story; they’re not blasting apart the words,” Lawrence continues. “They’re really paying attention to the meaning of the words and the genius of the playwright. But their approach is always revealing new things about it.” This fall marks the first time the CTH is mounting Godot since the on-location shows. For the tour, “we’ve recreated the intersection where we did the play in the Lower Ninth Ward,” McElroen outlines. “The stage directions in the script are ‘A country road, a tree, evening.’ And so our country road is the Lower Ninth Ward of New Orleans. It looks like that devastation that everyone saw.” “We wanted to try and continue the experience of what we did down in New Orleans,” he explains. “And continue to spread the word, through Beckett’s play, of folks that are still waiting down there.”  Waiting for Godot, directed by Christopher McElroen, produced by the Classical Theatre of Harlem. Wednesday, September 23, 7:30 p.m., at Wright Memorial Theatre, Middlebury College. $6-24. middlebury.edu/arts Also Wednesday, September 30, and Thursday, October 1, both at 7 p.m., at Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. $10-30. hop.dartmouth.edu

had never been paid. The castle has been in Davine’s family since 1939, when her grandfather, Herbert Lee Wilson, bought it at a tax sale, intending to use it as a summer escape from his home in Missouri. Wilson was a radio engineer and built Rutland’s first AM radio station, WEWE, in the castle’s stable. He moved to the castle full-time when he retired in the 1950s, and opened it to the public for tours, weddings and events in 1962. Running the castle and its nonprofit Wilson Foundation has been Davine’s full-time job since she was 18. “It’s very precious to me,” she says during an interview beneath the arched entranceway. “I’d hate to lose it.” Terry Cavacas doesn’t have the same personal connection to the castle, but she still cares deeply about it. She and her husband worked there briefly in the 1980s, and when they revisited the castle last spring, they were troubled by its decline. “I noticed it was really changing,” Cavacas says, pointing out the water damage from leaks in the slate roof and the toll the elements have taken on the porous English brick façade. “It seemed sad.” Davine, who lives in the caretaker’s quarters, was no less saddened, but the fees of the 15,000 annual visitors to the castle are barely enough to pay the tour guides and the $17,000 property tax bill, let alone the expensive repairs. The fundraising effort, which has a page on Facebook, hasn’t reaped any donations yet, but Cavacas and Davine are hoping to make the castle a bigger part of the community and thereby strengthen its appeal. “A lot of local people have forgotten about this place,” Davine says. To help them remember, the foundation held “An Evening at Wilson Castle” on September 12, with hors d’oeuvres and live music. Ultimately, Davine wants to spruce up the castle enough to bring back weddings, proms and anniversaries. “But we’re a long way from that,” she says.  For more info about Wilson Castle, call 773-3284, visit www.wilsoncastle.com, or look for it at www. facebook.com.


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aubourg Tremé is a documentary steeped in the music and atmosphere of New Orleans. And it has an unlikely Vermont connection, as Venice, Calif., filmmaker Todd Darling discovered after he arranged to bring his brand-new Burning Fuse Film Festival to Merrill’s Roxy Cinema in Burlington. Directed by Dawn Logsdon, the 2007 film follows Times-Picayune reporter Lolis Eric Elie as he renovates his home in the historic Tremé neighborhood (or Sixth Ward) not long before the arrival of Hurricane Katrina. From his 75-year-old contractor, Irving Trevigne, he learns more about Tremé’s vibrant past. Research reveals that Trevigne’s ancestor, Paul Trevigne, edited the nation’s first African American-owned newspaper in the 1860s and played a key role in expanding civil rights during Reconstruction, before the forces of segregation clamped down. Faubourg Tremé closes with elegiac footage of the neighborhood after Katrina. A caption tells us that Irving Trevigne, whose home was devastated by the storm, relocated to Vermont and passed away less than a year later. Trevigne’s Vermont connection was his granddaughter Gina DuVernay, who’d moved to Burlington a few years earlier with her husband Tyre to work at Body Art Studio. Back in 2005, Cathy Resmer reported in Seven Days that “the couple is assisting 19 friends and family members who have moved to the Burlington area in Katrina’s wake.” Today, the DuVernays are part owners of Burlington’s 1/2 Lounge, just a couple of blocks from the Roxy. Darling didn’t know any of this when he contacted Roxy owner Merrill Jarvis III about bringing his film fest to Burlington, he says in a phone interview. He just wanted to find venues for his showcase of six issue-oriented documentaries “where there seemed to be grassroots organizations that would be interested in these films.” But when he found out about the New Orleans-Burlington link, Darling arranged for the DuVernays to attend the first screening of Faubourg Tremé, along with Irving Trevigne’s widow, Audrey Trevigne, and his daughter, Ava Andrews. A post-show party will be held at the 1/2 with New Orleans-style cocktails and music. Darling calls the six Burning Fuse documentaries (which will play all week at the Roxy; see schedule below) “films that are substantive or substantial or about something.” Beyond that, they sure vary. While Tremé explores a littleknown chapter in history — a thriving African American community that predated Harlem — Pussycat Preacher, directed by Bill Day, is very much of the present. It tells the story of Heather Veitch, an ex-stripper who started an evangelical ministry for sex workers called JC’s Girls — to the shock of some members of her Southern California church. To Green Mountain folks, the sight of Veitch parading around in her high heels and platinum hair extensions, chaperoning strippers

to a church where the pastor looks like a surfer, may seem a bit surreal. A more sober film — and one likely to hit close to home — is Darling’s own documentary, A Snow Mobile for George. It follows the filmmaker on a road trip across the U.S. as he tries to find out why George W. Bush reversed a ban on snowmobiles with polluting two-stroke engines. What he discovers is a landscape of rampant deregulation and environmental collapse. The result is a Michael Moore-style exposé. And Darling, who says he’s “had a chequered past” producing and editing shows such as “Laguna Beach” and “The Man Show,” recently got plaudits from Moore himself at a fest where Snow Mobile was shown. “He said, ‘I loved it!’” Darling exults. The other Burning Fuse docs include Sliding Liberia, about surfers catching waves in an unlikely place; Murder, Spies & Voting Lies, a reallife whodunit involving a vote-rigging scandal; and Soldiers of Conscience, an investigation of servicemen who don’t want to kill, made with the cooperation of the Pentagon. Burlington will be the fest’s second stop after San Francisco, and Darling hopes to find venues in other cities. At a time when distributors — the companies that normally get films into theaters — are “taking less chances on less product,” he says, many “good films have been unseen by their intended audience.” In a tough economic climate, festivals are a way for filmmakers to “become our own distributors, in effect,” Darling explains. “All these films were labors of love, and this festival is a labor of love.” 

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We’ll get to the legalities in a moment, Alex. First, however, we need to review the fact situation, as the lawyers say. The part about the garbologist, A.J. Weberman, going through Dylan’s trash is true, although as far as I can tell the scene of his garbagepicking exploits wasn’t Woodstock but Greenwich Village, where Dylan lived on and off in the ’60s and ’70s. The two men have definitely had words, and allegedly had worse. In a 2001 Rolling Stone article Weberman says he had made peace with Dylan sometime around 1971 but still craved publicity, and so soon returned to Dylan’s trash. Was Dylan understanding? Weberman says no: “Dylan’s wife comes out and starts screaming about me going through the garbage. Dylan said if I ever fucked with his wife, he’d beat the shit out of me. A couple of days later, I’m on Elizabeth Street and someone jumps me, starts punching me. I turn around and it’s, like, Dylan. I’m thinking, ‘Can you believe this? I’m getting the crap beat out of me by Bob Dylan!’” I’ve never been a big Dylan fan, but if this account is accurate I too am obliged to regard him with respect. Still, one feels the need to say: Bob. This creep is the living definition of pathetic. What worse punishment could you have administered to him than he’d already done to himself? Now to the case law. Does Dylan have a right to complain about Weberman’s intrusions? Straight Dope staff attorney Gfactor says it depends. If your trash is still on your property, nobody but the trash collector can come in and paw through it. However, most jurisdictions consider possessions abandoned once you set them out

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Dear Cecil, Some years ago I read about a slightly loony “garbologist” who liked to go through people’s trash, including that of one person in particular — Mr. Robert Zimmerman of Woodstock, N.Y., aka Bob Dylan, rebel poet of a generation, blah blah blah. One day when said garbologist was busy in the trash cans in front of Dylan’s Woodstock home, the songwriter supposedly spotted him, came tearing out of the house with the first blunt object that came to hand — a bicycle pump — and whacked the researcher upside the head with it. If this story is true, it increases my already considerable respect for Bob Dylan. But it also brings up a question: What s the ownership status of trash? When I put it out in front of my house for pickup, is it still my property and is someone rifling through it guilty of trespassing and theft? Or is it abandoned and, as such, fair game for any passing “researcher”? Does it belong to the outfit that hauls it away? If I accidentally discarded a sack of hundred-dollar bills, would the trash company be required to give them back? Alex Skovan, Clinton Corners, N.Y.

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essica Sankey has a dirty job. And yes, she’s heard that before. As a waste reduction coordinator for the Chittenden Solid Waste District, Sankey is used to people making jokes and screwing up their faces when she describes her days sorting through strangers’ garbage. In addition to showing people just what’s in their trash, Sankey is responsible for educating both adults and schoolchildren about the environmental, social and financial impacts of the choices they make. Image After earning a degree in environmental science from the University of Vermont, Jordan Sankey, who lives in Burlington, headed to Cape Cod to grow feed for a beef herd at a Silverman “gentleman’s teaching farm” modeled after Shelburne Farms. But she missed Vermont and moved back two years later to work on Maple Wind Farm in Huntington. Though she loved farming, Sankey came to realize her true passion was teaching. When the opportunity arose to work at CSWD doing education, she couldn’t pass it up. But don’t think the 29-year-old is insufferably dogmatic about recycling and compost. The “Dumpster diva” does her best to reduce her own impact on the waste stream, but admits she’s far from perfect. That Tropicana orange juice container in her fridge? Not recyclable. Nor is that pint of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream in her Name: Jessica Sankey freezer. And every so often, Sankey Occupation: Waste Reduction Coordinator Chittenden Solid Waste District throws away something that could be recycled or composted. Location: Williston She’s fallible, just like the rest of us. That’s what makes her message about waste reduction powerful. Seven Days sat down with Sankey to gab about how we can all be less trashy.

Seven Days: So, what exactly is a “waste reduction coordinator”? Jessica Sankey: My job is to capture resources from the waste stream and to increase diversion rates in Chittenden County. That means educating people to reduce disposable items like coffee cups, utensils, plastic bags, Styrofoam. People get really caught up with Styrofoam packaging. SD: Yeah, what do you do with that? JS: I have a colleague who puts it in a box and sends it back to the manufacturer. SD: I would just put it in someone else’s garbage and make it look like it wasn’t mine. Would you recommend that? JS: No, definitely not. It is something that’s forced upon us as consumers because of the distribution of materials and unsustainable manufacturing practices. But there is a movement called “product stewardship,” and basically it’s the manufacturer taking responsibility for the life of its product. So, for something like a computer, it

means there’s a code on the computer, and when it breaks or needs refurbishing you simply send it back to the manufacturer and it’s up to them to fix it. It’s working up the waste stream to make it easier for people to make the right choice. SD: Waste stream sounds sort of gross. JS: Yeah, it does. And people are removed from it on purpose because it’s gross. But when you start really evaluating why it’s gross and how to make it less gross, it’s really easy. And most of that is dealing with food scraps. SD: It seems like you’re really all about education in the position. JS: It’s cool because you can fit waste reduction into a bunch of different models and teaching strategies. Right now it has a lot to do with place-based education — turning kids loose in the community and using the bigger community as a classroom. For me, it’s educating teachers on how they can use something like waste reduction as part of a unit studying community, place, sustainable living.

SD: I remember when I was in school and they were, like, This is what recycling is — take your aluminum tin can and put in the recycling bin. And that was the extent of any sort of waste-reduction education. It seems like it’s moved so far beyond that, especially here in Vermont. JS: It has, for sure. Now, if you were to take that same concept, you can go into an exploration of natural resources — where did that tin can come from, where are the iron ore and bauxite mines located and how much energy goes into taking that stuff out of the ground. You’re really looking at the whole life-cycle process. I think there’s a shifting trend in environmentalism to try to connect people to their environment because we’ve become so separated from it. Environmentalism can have this elitist overtone to it, like, Lucky you; you have time to think about the environment when I’m trying to figure out how to pay my next heating bill. So it’s really reconnecting people to their environment and the systems that drive all life on Earth. SD: OK, so I just had a bag of potato chips and I feel really guilty because I had to throw the bag in the garbage. Does your job mean that you don’t eat potato chips? JS: I think our society forces us to be hypocrites to a certain degree. Yeah, I eat potato chips, too. I don’t have the space to grow my own potatoes or cook my own potatoes or fry my own potato chips. So I create that waste, as well. But I could choose to buy a huge bag of potato chips rather than individual servings. These small decisions are incorporated into this lifestyle and become habits more than anything else. If you practice something long enough, it’s no longer an inconvenience. SD: Do you get annoyed with the trendification of environmentalism? The reusable shopping bags, the water bottles, etc? JS: I embrace those trends because it’s only going to further the mission, and it’s only going to spread the ideas and strategies to make this thing called waste reduction easy and effective.

SD: How well do the kids you deal with embrace the ideas of waste reduction? JS: Depends on what grade it is. The biggest challenge is probably apathy in the middle school. I remember I did a presentation at a middle school and at the end was met with blank stares. High schoolers have the biggest impact when it comes to influencing middle school kids. But the younger they are, the more influence they have on their families. SD: What is the garbage situation like at your house? JS: Ahh (laughs). So, my boyfriend and I have decided to go to Pine Street DropOff Center from now on because you can weigh your garbage there, and if you’re good at composting and recycling, your garbage doesn’t weigh as much and you pay by the pound. SD: What kind of weight are we talking about? JS: Between my boyfriend, the two cats, the dog and me, we only produce 35 gallons of true trash per month. But a lot of that has to do with cat litter. What are you going to do? If you live a sustainable lifestyle, it probably doesn’t include owning cats. SD: I have a dog, and I throw her poop in other people’s garbage cans. JS: I do, too! (Laughs) SD: How’s your boyfriend at composting and recycling? JS: He’s better than I am now. And he’ll question me sometimes. He calls me out on things because he’s usually the one standing over the scale at Pine Street. It’s like a challenge for him: How light can we get our trash? SD: So he probably wants to get rid of the cats? JS: Yes, he totally wants to get rid of both cats. m Got a comment on this story or a suggestion for another one? Contact Lauren Ober at lauren@sevendaysvt.com.


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squadron of freshly minted University of Vermont freshmen flagged me down as I coasted through the Greek section of Burlington’s Main Street. College fraternities and sororities, so familiar to any American, are virtually unknown outside of the USA. On occasions when I’m asked to explain the phenomena to foreign tourists, they’re often incredulous, sometimes even thinking I’m putting them on. I guess “Greek” student houses, like “Indian” summer camps for kids, are pure Americana, in all its glory and weirdness. As the students piled into the cab, one of them, a grinning girl in the back seat, said, “Wow, like you can just hail cabs in Burlington?” “Well, you just did,” I replied, stating the obvious and throwing her a wink in the rearview mirror. “Where am I taking you folks?”

During a short window of time, many of these new students still look like children; by spring semester, i’ve observed, their adult selves have visibly emerged. The guy jammed in next to me said, “We heard there’s a party at 135 Mansfield Avenue. Do you know where that is?” This young man looked so young, with curly, tousled black hair and baby fat still hanging on, like a happy, chubby chipmunk. During a short window of time, many of these new students still look like children; by spring semester, I’ve observed, their adult selves have visibly emerged — alas, the Rubicon crossed. Well, at least physically. “I most certainly do know where 135 Mansfield is,” I replied, “and I am going to take you there.” “Awesome!” the kid replied. “Awesome!” I heartily agreed. The “freshmanness” of this group was written on their faces: the wide-eyed excitement of being at long last freed from prying parental eyes, finally on their own. High school, I wagered, seemed a million years, and a million miles, away. The party house was obvious from a block’s distance. First sign was the music, and then the throng of students milling about the porch and driveway. The buzz rose in my taxi. This was it: their first offcampus college party, the stuff of teenage fantasy fueled by countless Hollywood movies.

While they all pulled together the fare, I reached up and extracted a bunch of business cards from the pair of thick rubber bands gripping the sun visor. “Put this number in your cells,” I instructed, passing each student a card. “For the next four years, I will be your personal cabdriver. I don’t want to ever hear about you calling a fleet taxicab. You call me — you got that?” The laughter, it seemed to me, carried an appreciative tone. I think the students can relate to my cheeky and creaky hackie humor. I hope so, anyway — it’s all I got. Two hours later, a call came in from the party house, and I recognized the voice of my spirited seatmate, he of the chubby cheeks. “Could you come get me right away?” he requested, and I could detect the suppressed panic. “The cops are sitting right outside the house. The other kids I came with have already taken off.” When I arrived back at the address 10 minutes later, it appeared the party had largely broken up. Parked at the curb was a black-and-white containing two of Burlington’s finest. The officers didn’t appear to be doing anything — just idling with the dim lights on. Sometimes, that’s all it takes. As I pulled into the driveway, I noticed a trio of students on the front porch conversing nervously in whispers. Two police officers 25 feet away will do that to you. Talk about a buzz kill. “Oh, my God!” my customer exclaimed, resuming the shotgun seat. “I thought, like, for sure we were all about to get busted. My folks would have loved that — my first week at college.” I chuckled and said, “Relax, dude. In the beginning of every school year, the cops like to make their presence felt — laying down the law, so to speak. I honestly don’t think they’re interested in arresting anybody unless the noise and behavior gets really outrageous.” “Oh, thanks, sir. That’s good to know. I was, like, really nervous. I guess you could tell.” “Ayup,” I said, holding back a laugh, “I could tell. Now, what dorm am I taking you to?” “Harris Millis, please.” “You got it. My name’s Jernigan, by the way. What’s yours?” “Good to meet you. My name is Zach.” Zach, the UVM freshman — I made a mental note — and, if all goes well for both him and me, a new customer until graduation day, May 2013. m

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TOURTERELLE RESPONDS My husband and I recently relocated our family to Vermont from New York, where we ran two bistros in the heart of Brooklyn. In early July, we purchased the former Rolandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Place in New Haven, excited for the myriad opportunities a new community offers. After a month of extensive renovations to update the Victorian farmhouse, we enthusiastically opened Tourterelleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s doors the last week of August, surrounded by new friends, colleagues and community members. The first week of operation for any business has its challenges. With an entirely new staff and menu, there will always be room for improvement. Night after night, we greet our guests after their meal, genuinely interested in hearing their feedback. We welcome constructive criticism, as it is essential in enhancing the dining experience for all of our patrons. We believe our cuisine, service and ambiance combine to create a truly special place, which we hope will become an integrated establishment in the heart of our community for years to come. When we read Suzanne Podhaizerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s recent review [â&#x20AC;&#x153;Taste Test,â&#x20AC;? September 16], we were quite shocked by her level of harsh criticism. We are passionate about providing quality dishes and a comfortable atmosphere. Customer

YOU CALL THAT A FACT? In the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Facing Factsâ&#x20AC;? list [August 26], it is reported that Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s jobless numbers dropped [the week before] by a larger percentage than any other state. It also reports that number as not that high to begin with, and ends with the statement â&#x20AC;&#x153;All good.â&#x20AC;? I have heard from several people that the reason why Vermont unemployment numbers donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seem bad is because many workers who have lost their jobs, such as the IBM employees who were fired at the beginning of the year, are moving out of the state. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have an official number of those who have been forced to move; counting it would upset those who only want to see the world through rose-colored glasses, so it is harder to find. Please remember that printing economic figures without any context can be very misleading, especially when you cap it with the phrase â&#x20AC;&#x153;all good.â&#x20AC;? Nate Maddison BURLINGTON

CUTTING REMARKS In defense of the older barbers, I would like to correct some of the statements that Mr. Shal made in his letter to the editor [September 2]. The story written by Kevin J. Kelley was correct in the stereotype of old-time barbers. The subheading of the story was, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Old-time barbers are getting old, but their services still appeal.â&#x20AC;? This article was not about young women in the trade. Contrary to Mr. Shalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s opinion, Kevin did his research accurately. In response to his truth-be-told comment, stating there are barbers using straight razors today, with a skilled and trained hand: The insurance companies have a rider on their policies for any shops choosing to shave their customers with a straight razor. This rider expense would offset any profit to be made from shaving. How many face shaves have you

satisfaction is our number-one priority. We cannot, however, address customersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; concerns if they are not brought to our attention. If a mistake occurs with an order (which inevitably occurs in any restaurant during its first weeks of operation), we will happily amend the situation. We want everyone to enjoy themselves, leave with a smile and look forward to their next visit. We welcome suggestions on how to improve, yet the focus of Suzanneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s article emphasized superficial issues. Although a squeaky hinge is certainly a nuisance during a meal, it is something that can quickly be eliminated (and since has been). Had Suzanne visited a few weeks later, this hinge would not have been an issue. We realize the newspaper industry is extremely time sensitive, and journalists are pressured to â&#x20AC;&#x153;get the storyâ&#x20AC;? before others in the business. Is an extremely negative review within the first weeks of service (merely in an effort to beat Seven Daysâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; competitor to the story) really necessary or fair, given the potential it has to devastate the business our restaurant receives? We think not. We also were upset with Suzanneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s conclusion that our restaurant is â&#x20AC;&#x153;goodâ&#x20AC;? for a burger, but not best suited for a special occasion. Situated in the countryside of Vermont, we want our customer base

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on Bredes didn’t set out to write mysteries. But one fall day in 1984, a mystery found him. On the tennis court, a friend told the Wheelock writer that a couple from Canada, mutual acquaintances of theirs, had been slain in their Jay ski chalet. Bredes’ tennis partner had, in fact, discovered the bodies. But what he saw so disturbed him that he waited a day to report it, casting potential suspicion on himself. The case stayed with Bredes. When he began turning it into a novel, he focused on his friend’s dilemma. In the book, originally called The Sugar Woods Murders, the witness became a dairy farmer “who finds himself a suspect in a double homicide just because he reported the crime,” says Bredes. At the end of the book, the farmer is exonerated, but the murders remain unsolved, just like the real-life killings that inspired them. Bredes (pronounced BRED-es) had never thought about writing whodunits or even genre fiction. He’d made a name for himself in the 1970s with Hard Feelings, a popular coming-of-age novel critics compared to Catcher in the Rye. His second novel, Muldoon (1982), was about the son of a women’s tennis champion finding his path in life. Both had the sprawling, picaresque, road-trip elements of much fiction that emerged in the turbulent wake of the Vietnam War. Neither took place in rural Vermont, where the New York native had been living — with a few breaks — since graduating from Syracuse in 1969. Some novelists find a theme or a formula — a brand, if you will — and stick with it. Others reinvent themselves, trying new voices and genres in response to their muse, the market or both. Bredes does the latter. While he’s lived on the same patch of land for decades, his literary territory shifted in the nearly 20 years that passed between the publication of his second novel and his third. The book he’s currently working on — a dystopian young-adult novel — could mark a third big move.

The Errand Boy by Don Bredes, Three Rivers Press, 337 pages. $15. Don Bredes reads from The Errand Boy at the Burlington Book Festival on Saturday, September 26, 10 a.m., at the Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington. www.burlingtonbookfestival.com. Other readings are scheduled for: • Thursday, September 24, 7 p.m., at Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon • Friday, October 2, 7 p.m., at the Northshire Bookstore, Manchester Center • Saturday, October 3, 12:15 p.m., at Mystery on Main Street, Brattleboro • Tuesday, October 6, 7 p.m., at Galaxy Bookshop, Hardwick • Friday, October 16, 6:30 p.m., at Village Square Booksellers, Bellows Falls • Saturday, October 24, 2 p.m., at Phoenix Books, Essex • Tuesday, November 3, 7 p.m. at Bear Pond Books, Montpelier • Friday, December 11, time TBA, at Green Mountain Books, Lyndonville

But first, back to the mystery.

After his tennis novel, Bredes drafted one based on his post-college experiences teaching high school in the Northeast Kingdom. But publishers weren’t interested — the “back to the land” experience was considered hopelessly retro in those days, he says. New York editors didn’t seem any more intrigued by his new novel about murder at the height of foliage season. Bredes showed the manuscript to his longtime friend and fellow NEK writer Howard Frank Mosher, who told him, he recalls, “‘You know, Don, I think what you have here is a genre novel. It’s a detective novel. You’re writing an anti-genre novel. What you’ve gotta do is introduce a sleuth character and have him solve the crime.’”

“I thought, Damn, he’s right,” says Bredes, now 61, who has flinty blue eyes and speaks with a raconteur’s unhurried cadences. In his new version of the novel, he gave his dairy farmer a half-brother — town constable Hector Bellevance, a ex-Boston cop with dark memories. Bellevance, who describes himself in the first few pages with the memorable announcement, “God-fearing and decent weren’t attributes I’d lay claim to,” became Bredes’ sleuth. “I invented him to solve a problem I didn’t realize I had,” the writer says. “Someone else had to point it out to me.”

From this roundabout process came Bredes’ first suspense novel, Cold Comfort, finally published in 2001. New York Times critic Marilyn Stasio hailed it for its “rawboned rural setting” and “clear, unscented style that smells like fresh air.” She also praised the “grave eloquence” of Bredes’ 2005 follow-up, The Fifth Season, in which Bellevance solves more small-town killings — but always with Bredes’ characteristic focus on character over police procedure, the journey over the destination. This month, Bredes’ tenacious constable returns in The Errand Boy, set 11 years after the previous novel. Once an angry divorcé, Bellevance is now a happily married truck farmer with a precocious daughter. But when he isn’t driving his raspberries to farmers markets and food co-ops, he’s investigating a case that involves poultry farming, meth farming and quite a bit of legal and illegal activity in between. The feds want him out of it before he can damage another case they’re building. But Hector’s wife is in the hospital, her brain slowly recovering from a violent trauma. And, for reasons that make sense as Bredes unfolds them, the sleuth wants to solve the brutal murder of the young man who put her there.

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tional Vermont detective, and many will mention Archer Mayor’s intrepid Brattleboro cop Joe Gunther. Mayor has written 19 police procedurals that take readers on an action-packed tour of Vermont’s human fauna, from elites to bottom feeders. Bredes’ three novels are more of an immersion experience. He places us in a rural landscape that both sustains and traps its inhabitants; one where crimes can be committed out of boredom and concealed out of loyalty and habit. “In rural communities crime often took on an intimate complexity,” Bellevance reflects in The Errand Boy. “Whatever it was about, odds were you knew who, where, when, how and usually (sooner or later) why. My mother used to say that small-town life enhances a person’s understanding of what it means to be human, though seldom for the better.” When he began the novel, Bredes had a specific case in mind: the 1957 murder of Orville Gibson in Newbury. Though the detectives were pretty sure they knew who had tied up the rich dairy farmer and dumped him in the river, they never found an informant. “In many small towns in rural America, there can be a person or people that the people in the town and even the police know is a killer, but they can’t prove it,” Bredes says. “In a rural community where everybody knows everybody else, you can actually know someone is a murderer. What are you gonna do?”

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caught killer may be one hazard of neighborliness, but it has its benefits, too. Bredes speaks warmly of the people he’s met in his decades of living at the end of a hilly dirt road on the outskirts of North Danville. He bought the land in the mid-’70s after selling Hard Feelings, then used the income from its paperback sale to build the house — “the house that Bantam built,” he says with a chuckle. Later, he expanded the naturally weathered wood-frame structure where he now lives with his wife, Eileen Boland, who’s the human resources director at St. Johnsbury Academy and served as commissioner of personnel in Howard Dean’s administration. Their daughter is at Yale. Bredes writes so feelingly about Bellevance’s struggle to keep his farm going with his wife in a coma — “Eighty feet of spinach needed cutting or it would bolt” — that it’s hard to believe he doesn’t sell vegetables at farmers markets, like his fictitious protagonist. But the garden that stretches up Bredes’ green slope to the woods is for personal use — and for viewing through the house’s broad stretches of plate glass. Like Hector Bellevance, Bredes doesn’t like cellphones and the constant connectedness they impose. Another thing he doesn’t like is knowing exactly where a book is going when he starts writing it. He recalls the difficult gestation of The Fifth Season, a sequel he hadn’t intended to write until publisher Shaye Areheart offered him a two-book deal: “Here I was 150 pages into the book, and I didn’t know who the killer was or why! It took a while to figure it out. There were times when I thought, I may never be able to figure it out. I may never be able to finish this book.” In the end, Bredes says, like his protagonist, he does figure things out — “The solution grows out of the situation for me. When you’re writing a novel like this, when you’re writing as slowly as I am, you’re living in a daydream all day long,” he explains. “Here I am in this quiet house, all day.” When he’s done with his part-time work teaching English online for the University of Maryland, he devotes himself to “gardening and writing,” he says. “The way little revelations about the story will come to me is the way they come to anyone who’s entirely obsessed about a subject that exists only in his head.”

see it in my head.” But, Bredes says, readers can’t seem to shake the idea that Tipton is a real town — just as they often pester Howard Frank Mosher to tell them the true identity of his Kingdom Common. Bredes’ life has mirrored his older friend Mosher’s in a startling variety of ways: They graduated from the same college, both taught at Lake Region Union High School — a job Bredes took in ’69 to obtain a draft deferment — and lived a mile apart on a Barton back road. Not long after Mosher drove out to the University of California at Irvine to study creative writing — and discovered he hated the climate and “turned around and

Scott Fitzgerald’s. You never have to read a Don Bredes sentence twice to figure out what he wants to say.” Craven is another fan, saying, “I learned a lot about how to write from Don by collaborating with him.” If the resources presented themselves, the director says, he’d be happy to put Cold Comfort on screen: “Don’s sort of muscular narratives definitely lend themselves to film.”

Bredes’ plan is to write a

Hector Bellevance book set in each season, which means he has just winter to go. (The Errand Boy takes place in high summer, Cold Comfort in fall, The Fifth Season in everyone’s favorite, mud season.) For now, though, Bredes is working on something completely different: a young DON BREDES adult novel “set in an America that looks nothing like the America we know,” he says. After climate change and “unspecified cataclysms” unseat the U.S. from superpower status, religious fundamentalists take over the government. All this is just backdrop to Bredes’ story, which he describes as “wild”: “The main character is a witch. She can fly.” Making her way from Orlando back to her Vermont home, the teenage heroine navigates a world of crime, disease, storms and dead oceans. Bredes likens the twothirds-written book to Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy and says it “stands to be pretty controversial.” That won’t be anything new for Bredes. After the American Library Association named Hard Feelings a Best Book for Young Adults in 1977, many high school librarians acquired it — including the one at Lyndon Institute, where the parent of a freshman noticed the novel’s frank sexual passages and complained. “There was this whole uproar about it, purely coincidental to my living here,” remembers Bredes. Today, Hard Feelings is out of print, and a film based on it never had a theatrical release. The voluble, confessional voice of a midcentury suburban teenager that Bredes used in that novel has given way to the clipped, skeptical Yankee utterances of Hector Bellevance. And Bredes has found a new niche and a new community of readers: At the Boxcar and Caboose Bookstore in St. Johnsbury, he says with a laugh, “The only book that’s sold more copies than mine is J.K. Rowling’s.” Beth Kanell, co-owner of Kingdom Books in Waterford and author of the YA novel Darkness Under the Water, says of Bredes’ Bellevance books: “I think that went right back,” Bredes recalls — Bredes made the same people especially enjoy them here because they have a pilgrimage. He ended up completing the program and feeling that they know the landscape. That turn in the connecting with a literary agent who would eventually road is just out of reach, and they might have gone past get Mosher’s first books into print, too. Later on, Bredes it themselves. People seem to recognize themselves in wrote the screenplays for Jay Craven’s film adaptations [his fiction], whether they’re old timers or newcomers.” of Where the Rivers Flow North and A Stranger in the Kanell particularly likes that Bredes “deliberately writes Kingdom. He sees his work and Mosher’s as complemenabout people who are less than perfect.” tary: “His stories are about the Kingdom that used to The imperfect sleuth Bredes invented to make his be, at least in the imagination, and mine are about the psychological novel more marketable has taken on a life contemporary Northeast Kingdom.” of his own. While he always gets his man eventually, “Don is a realist,” concurs Mosher on the phone from Hector Bellevance can’t solve the big problems: the his Irasburg home. “He writes about the contemporary factory farm versus the small dairyman, the cops versus Kingdom and contemporary rural Vermont in a strictly the growing meth trade. accurate, realistic vein, while I tend to gravitate back But he can keep his family safe — for the most part to the past.” He has high praise for Bredes’ technique, — and get his spinach and raspberries ready for market. calling him “one of the best stylists that we have. I’ve And sometimes, Bredes suggests, that’s enough.  often thought his prose is just as crystal clear as F.

At the Boxcar and Caboose Bookstore in St. Johnsbury, Don Bredes says with a laugh, “The only book that’s sold more copies than mine is J.K. Rowling’s.”

The process may be dream-

like, but the result is concrete, specific and often topical. One character in The Errand Boy is a Canadian industrialist who builds a factory-style egg farm on a scenic hill, drawing swarms of flies that torment the nearby small dairy farmers. (As research, Bredes toured a farm that caused similar problems in Highgate.) Being on the little guy’s side, Bellevance doesn’t want to consider the possibility that one of those struggling farmers might have beaten the egg baron’s son to death. But he has no choice, as it becomes clear that wholly innocent parties are in short supply. Bredes describes his main setting as “an untraveled part of the state that has been bypassed by the interstate, hard by the border with both Canada and New Hampshire.” Hector’s town, Tipton, is “sort of a composite of Newport, Island Pond, Barton or even some smaller place like Derby. It’s an invented place, and I can

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decades, he has been the bass player for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, one of the most successful ska bands in history. He has toured the globe several times over, playing everything from small neighborhood Boston bars to headlining slots at major festivals. He’s released records on major labels. He’s had songs in movies. You’d think the dude would be acclimated to acclaim. As comfortable as he is onstage in front of thousands of clamoring fans, Gittleman seems uneasy facing his small group of students. Then again, it’s only the third or fourth class he’s ever taught. Gittleman, 41, was hired by Lyndon

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Everything I teach will be slanted through my experience. But that’s why I’m here. I’m here because of my experiences. a far more realistic — and hectic — portrait of a day in the life of a band manager than does a reading assignment from the course “textbook,” All You Need to Know About the Music Business by Donald Passman. Earlier in the class, Gittleman asked for a show of hands to see who had actually read the assigned passage. When only a few appeared, he quipped, “Come on. I would have at least said I had read it.” A rather unprofessorial response, to be sure. But it elicited a few sheepish chuckles. Gittleman plans to continue leaning on his extensive network of music biz pals to illustrate future lessons. He lights up when he learns his old friends and fellow Beantown rockers the Dropkick Murphys will visit Higher Ground in November. Though star gazing may be part of this learning experience, it’s not the focus of Lyndon State’s music business program. Its goal is less glamorous: preparing students to get jobs. “We’re all about plan B,” says Norris. “Plan A is ‘I want to be rich and famous’ … What we do here is get kids working in the industry.” On the morning Seven Days visits, the campus is buzzing with anticipation about an upcoming school-sponsored excursion to help load in the Black Crowes for their show at Higher Ground. These kids are excited, elated, by the opportunity to lug heavy concert gear around. The fact that the

at Tanglewood in Massachusetts alongside production teams for James Taylor, Yo Yo Ma and composer John Williams. He and several classmates spent a day behind the scenes at the Vans Warped tour this summer. He worked on this summer’s Waterfront shows for Burlington’s Quadricentennial celebration. He helped put together a concert series at Burke Mountain last year, and interned at Big Heavy World, a Burlington music-focused nonprofit run by Lyndon alum Jim Lockridge. Zawada credits not only the hands-on experiences he enjoyed through Lyndon State, but the school’s supportive atmosphere. “They’re just welcoming to students who have the outlook of loving music,” he says. “And they want to embrace those characteristics in people and help them move on and succeed.” “A lot of students are just looking for that piece of the puzzle, whether that’s as a performer or putting [a show] together,” says Gittleman. “The struggle is to find a way to keep doing music. Because if you can’t, then you have to do something else that makes money. That’s why people give up on music, right? “Or they find a way to do something that’s in and around music,” he continues, and notes that he’s had as many satisfying moments working off the stage as on it. “And that’s the goal. To find a way to do it.” m

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tours based on vehicle capability and driver skill. Trips range from twohour jaunts on well-used Class IV roads — public highways that are not maintained by towns — to five-hour excursions over rougher terrain. The latter sometimes involve winching or other methods of vehicle recovery. Peter Vollers, 42, is one of three owners of Vermont Overland. This is a side job for him; he works full-time as

drives from Woodstock to Grafton to meet some clients. The plan is to lead them back to Woodstock over Class IV roads. The Wrangler is modified with a 2-inch lift kit and 35-inch mud tires, which the plastic fenders have been trimmed to accommodate. While Vollers drives, a miniature Dachshund named Gretel shivers in his lap, and a Jack Russell terrier bounces around the cabin. A GPS monitor is mounted on

morphed into an obsession with modifying the vehicles to be nearly unstoppable. In 2001 he founded the Vermont Expedition Society, a nonprofit club that organizes off-road gatherings in states along the eastern seaboard. Its primary event is the Trans-Vermont Expedition, a four-day safari from Canada to Massachusetts, where the participants drive on at least one Class IV road in every town they

If you want to pass a couple of hours in the woods, see a few towns and travel the routes frequented in the 18th century — and you have a capable SUV and $250 — you’re in luck. a real estate attorney. The other owners, Jamil Abbassy and Seth Warren, also have day jobs; Abbassy is a dentist in Massachusetts, and Warren is a realtor in Brownsville. They run two to four trips per month and guide everything from $70,000 virgin Lexus sport utilities to battle-hardened Jeep Cherokees. On a cool Wednesday morning in late August, I ride shotgun in Vollers’ red Jeep Wrangler Rubicon as he

the dashboard — “I would be completely lost without this thing,” Vollers says — and a CB radio is clipped to the front windshield. In the space where a backseat normally would be are a fire extinguisher, a refrigerator with cold drinks, and a chainsaw for cutting any fallen trees blocking the way. Vollers has been an off-road-driving enthusiast for about 15 years. What began as an attraction to Land Rovers and their rugged yet gentrified aesthetic

traverse, camping along the way. Vollers is also a certified off-road-driving instructor. He describes his addiction to the activity this way: “It’s like crack.” Some people may wonder why an attorney would spend a day out of the office to make just $300. Vollers can come up with plenty of reasons. They include emotional engagement (“There’s something extremely special about letting other people know how wonderful Vermont is”); an affirma-


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tion of legal rights (“It’s a public road, not your private walking path”); and a celebration of economic development (“I want to show that there’s a commercial component to this”). Vollers’ last point encapsulates a major motivating factor: “This” is public access to the Vermont backcountry on ancient roads. In 2006, Vermont passed Act 178, which provides towns with criteria and a timeline for mapping any ancient roads they want made official. Vollers believes doing so is not just a boon to outdoor recreation, but an opportunity to add to the state’s tourism revenue. “My clients are making a vacation largely around my tour,” he points out. On this day, those clients are Steve and Nettie Robinson. They live in Woodbury, a town on Long Island, N.Y. Steve, 58, owns a company that makes police and security uniforms, and Nettie, 56, teaches physical education at various preschools. The couple drove their white, pristine-looking Hummer H2 to the Grafton Inn; later tonight, they’ll be staying at the Woodstock Inn. We pull into Grafton, a museum of a town where everything is just so, and greet the Robinsons at the inn’s parking lot. Steve is an athletic-looking gentleman with a receding crew cut and rimless glasses. He’s dressed in quasi-military duds: a khaki Hummer Driving School button-down shirt and cargo pants. Nettie, girlish in figure, is sporting Prada sunglasses and a baseball cap. They both appear overjoyed to be here, and the weather couldn’t be much better. Steve gives me a hearty handshake. “I’ve been on these tours before,” he says, “and Peter is a cut above. You’ll see.” We drive through the sleepy village, with its clipped green grass setting off its white fences, and roar up a paved road that soon turns to dirt. Vollers leads, and the Robinsons follow, the chrome grill on their 7000pound vehicle glinting in the sun. The first obstacle of the day presents itself quickly, as we bypass a covered bridge and drive down the stream bank, through the babbling water and up the other side. With these vehicles, it seems, bridges are sometimes optional. Soon the Class III road ends in a patch of weeds, and the Class IV road begins. All the telltale signs are there: two stone walls, old-growth trees on either side, concave path down the middle. Here we stop to “air down” the tires for better traction. Normal vehicles use 40-50 psi for tire pressure; these trucks will be in the 10-20 psi range. At the same time, a caravan of bear hunters comes crawling down the old road — two pickup trucks, each with four garrulous hounds in the back. The driver of the first truck gets out, smoking a cigarette and

wearing a camouflage-print Red Sox cap. Strapped to his torso is a hefty sidearm. “We’ve been tracking one all morning,” he reports coolly. “Didn’t get him, though.” They move out, and we get going. As we bounce along the road at 3 miles per hour, Steve’s voice comes over the CB: “It’s not often that you get to escape the world and immerse your body and spirits and mind in nature.” Vollers smiles. Farther on, we come across a logging operation. A massive skidder with chains wrapped around its 6-foot-tall tires is whining up the path, pulverizing the road into a fine powder of dirt and rock. Vollers says he wishes the loggers would bypass these old roads, respecting their historical value. Though loggers sometimes repair the road damage, they often bring in aggregate and crushed stones to do it. “The bummer,” Vollers says, “is that it’s going to look like an improved road rather than an ancient road.” About an hour later, we pop out on a paved road, switch back into two-wheel drive, and get on a highway. We turn off again, navigate a few dirt roads and creep through someone’s backyard. Of the 2700 miles of Class IV roads in Vermont, many start or end this way. “I’m all about accountability,” Vollers notes. “If we come near a person’s house, I slow way down, and if someone comes out, I stop and say hello, let them know what we’re doing. I don’t hide.” The highlight of the trip for the Robinsons comes on the third section of ancient road, a long stretch that bisects a 1919acre estate in Chester. At about the halfway point, we reach a wooden bridge so rotten it wouldn’t hold a person, let alone a Hummer. The only way around it is through a stream that cascades down a 30-foot-wide swath of lichen-covered ledge. Vollers’ Jeep makes it with barely a splash. Steve drives the Hummer gingerly down the bank and over a ledge midstream, but he can’t make the crux, a large step up the bank, over gnarled tree roots. The beast is stuck. Vollers uncoils the winch on the front of the Hummer, attaches it to a tree 50 feet away, and with the press of a button drags the vehicle slowly up the bank. “He’s the master,” Steve says. “We’re just pawns.” At lunch outside a general store in Cavendish, I ask Steve if the couple would come back and attempt this type of driving without a guide. “No way,” he says. “We’ve been to Antarctica and on safari in Africa. To me, this is just the cost of a fun vacation.” Vollers thinks that’s a smart attitude, especially if the Robinsons don’t dial down the conspicuousness. “Some people around here,” he cautions, “don’t take kindly to big Hummers from New York.” m

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DRAWN: AN EXHIBITION OF DRAWINGS: January 2010, juried by Mildred Beltre. Submission deadline October 30. Applications online at www.215collegegallery.com or at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. SPA Member Art Show: Share your work in a major holiday season show at Studio Place Arts, which includes a diverse selection of fine art and crafts by member artists. Deadline: October 9. Info, 479-7069.

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colleagues. Several of his protégés, including abstract painter Frank Wood, have attended the weekly sessions for decades. But Brauer occasionally brings talented novices and high school students into the fold, as well. “I teach on an extremely high level,” says Brauer, who trained under Federico Castellon at the School for Visual Arts in New York. “And I have artists of different ability levels.” photo courtesy of t.w. wood gallery

“The Figure and Beyond,” figurative works by Billy Brauer and students. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier. Through October 25.

he nude female figure is an iconic subject in Western art. It’s right up there with landscapes, portraits of patrons and captains of industry, still lifes of flowers and fruit, and genre painting. As Warren-based painter Billy Brauer puts it, “Some people like mountains; some people like covered bridges. I think women are beautiful.” So do his students — or at least the 45 who share a current group exhibit with Brauer at Montpelier’s T.W. Wood Gallery. The show, on view through October 25, includes about 150 works — drawings, paintings and sculptures. Most of them examine the female figure, nude or clothed. Many of these artists have exhibited widely in central Vermont, including Cora Brooks, Georgia Landau, Harriet Wood, Kathy Kilcourse, Charles Woodard and Frank Wood. Several of Brauer’s sensual oil paintings of willowy women in strange, self-absorbed poses are also in the show. Brauer, now in his seventies, is a highly successful painter — his in-demand works can command tens of thousands of dollars, and even the prints and posters from his Salsa dancer series, which are available online, go for several hundred. Brauer has had solo exhibitions at such venues as the Patricia Rovzar Gallery in Washington, D.C., and the Chase Gallery in Boston, and his paintings are popular with private collectors. It’s easy to see why. Brauer’s work is bold and almost forbidding in its moody intensity. His women aren’t runway models or happy matrons corraling children. They’re young, self-consciously erotic and limned in glowing light. The paintings could be interpreted as male fantasies of the inaccessible, mysterious woman — a future conquest, perhaps. Brauer’s life drawing class — which he dubbed “Thursday nights forever” — has been running in the Montpelier area for 37 years. Many of his former students are now

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Over the decades, the ad hoc group has set up in the Kellogg-Hubbard Library, the Pyralisk (a former performing arts space) and the Wood Gallery. These days, the 30 or so artists meet at Noble Hall on the Vermont College of Fine Arts campus. Each week they hire a model who typically strikes one pose for the whole session. Brauer says this works well for painters who need more time to get the light and color right. Artists who prefer to make successive quick drawings of the model tend review >> 34A

Annual Bessie Drennan Exhibit: Paintings, arts and crafts, and lunch served all day at this benefit for local scholarships sponsored by the Woodbury Firemen’s Auxiliary. Thursday through Saturday, September 24-26, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.; Sunday, September 27, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m., South Woodbury Church, Woodbury. Info, 472-5719. Montpelier September Art Walk: A self-guided tour around downtown includes more than 20 galleries, stores, restaurants and government buildings in this local celebration of the arts. Friday, September 25, 4-8 p.m. Live music 5-7 p.m. at The Skinny Pancake with Shane Hardiman jazz duo; and at Global Gifts with guitarist James Gram. Various locations, Montpelier. Info, 223-7680. Howard & Elizabeth Smith: The couple behind Heart of Vermont show how they make their one-of-a-kind kaleidoscopes and tell the story of their craft during the Montpelier Art Walk. Friday, September 25, 5-7 p.m., Artisans’ Hand, Montpelier. Info, 229-9492. Wood Gallery Fundraiser: Buy a raffle ticket, or several, for an assortment of art, crafts and entertainment options to support the gallery’s special events and collections care. Enjoy refreshments and the current exhibit before the drawing. Saturday, September 26, 5-8 p.m., at the T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743. Vermont Fine Furniture & Woodworking Festival: The sixth annual event features many of the state’s finest crafters, demonstrations and other activities. Hourly door prizes. Saturday and Sunday, September 26-27, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., Union Arena, Woodstock. Info, www.vermontwood.com. The Energy Project: John Anderson Lecture: “Visualizing the Future,” a talk by the local architect about his 1970s community-based art and architecture project that focused on visualizing the future of Burlington. Tuesday, September 29, 7-8:30 p.m. at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. Robert Quelch: The local photographer shows and sells his framed prints with a nature theme during Underhill’s Harvest Market. Saturday and Sunday, September 26-27, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., United Church of Underhill. Info, 238-2068.

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Joe Lewis: “Welcome to Jena: Prints from the Front,” Iris digital prints by the visiting artist. September 28 through October 9 at Colburn Gallery in Burlington. In a talk titled “Hello from Jena,” the visiting artist discusses his work. Wednesday, September 30, 6-8 p.m. Info, 656-2014. ‘The Craze for Egypt at Home and Abroad’: A lunchtime lecture by Elizabeth Smith, assistant professor in the department of anthropology, in conjunction with a current exhibit. Wednesday, September 30, 12:15-1:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

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‘The Relentless Eye’: Open-call submissions of “instantaneous expression” cellphone photography from all over the globe, juried by internationally recognized photographer Eirik Johnson, as well as works by invited artists Christopher Greene, Gabrielle Russomagno, Shawn Rocco, Sean Capone, Joshua Davis and Wafaa Bilal comprise this groundbreaking show curated by HDAC exhibitions director Odin Cathcart. Through November 28 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Members’ preview reception, with live piano music by James Harvey: Thursday, September 24, 5-7 p.m. A reception for the public with music by DJ Vidi Vici of Bonjour-Hi!: Friday, September 25, 6-9 p.m. Info, 253-8358. Peter Arthur Weyrauch: Largeformat black-and-white prints by the landscape/nature photographer. Through September 30 at Restaurant Phoebe in Montpelier. Reception: Friday, September 25, 5-7 p.m. Info, 262-3500. Katie Flindall: “Young Hearts, Starry Nights,” illustrations by the central Vermont artist. Through September 30 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Reception in conjunction with Montpelier’s Art Walk: Friday, September 25, 5-7 p.m. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Margaret Lampe Kannenstine: “Dark to Light,” recent paintings by the Vermont artist. Through October 31 at Vermont Arts Council Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Reception: Friday, September 25, 4-6 p.m. Info, 828-3292. Group Sculpture Show: Leila Bandar, Kat Clear, Chris Curtis, David Tanych and Denis Versweyveld show works in stone, steel, wood and other media in this biennial installation. September 25 through May 1 at Vermont Arts Council Sculpture Garden in Montpelier. Reception: Friday, September 25, 4-6 p.m. Info, 828-3292.

PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions and spotlights are written by Pamela Polston. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. Details and images encouraged.


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‘ChAmplAin’s lAke RedisCoveRed’: A touring exhibit of nearly 40 Vermont artists whose two-dimensional works in mixed-media reflect the visual beauty and cultural heritage around the Lake Champlain basin. Through October 31 at Vermont Statehouse in Montpelier. Reception: Friday, September 25, 7-9 p.m. Info, 388-0320. steven GoodmAn & Wendy JAmes: “A Splash of Color,” featuring artists who use color sparingly but to dramatic effect, with photos and paintings; James’ black-and-white photomontages are also on view. Through November 15 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Reception: Friday, September 25, 4-8 p.m. Info, 223-7680. 2009 ARt’s Alive JuRied exhibition WinneRs: Works in various media by Jenna Kelley, Wendy James, Marie Davis and Lindsay Blanton. Through September 27 at Union Station in Burlington. Reception: Friday, September 25, 7-9 p.m. Info, 310-3211. bloCk GAlleRy GRAnd openinG: The new gallery space featuring more than 20 Vermont artisans throws a party with refreshments and live jazz at The Block Gallery in Winooski. Reception: Saturday, September 26, 5-8 p.m. Info, 373-5150.

ongoing :: burlington area AnnA dibble: “Dog People,” 17 prints on fine-art paper of selected oil paintings and collages. Through September 30 at Healthy Living in South Burlington. Info, 824-4369. Anne mCkennA: “Beauty: Revisited,” an exhibit of large abstract “colorscape” paintings. Through October 15 at The Joy Gallery in Burlington. Info, 310-469-4493. dAvid luekens: “Southeast Asia Life,” 25 shots of people and scenes taken this year in Vietnam, Thailand and Laos. Through September 30 at Sapa Tea and Coffee in Burlington. Info, 310-4135. ‘eGyptomAniA’: Art and artifacts resulting from the West’s fascination with all things Egyptian. In the Wilbur Room. Through December 18 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. elizAbeth billinGs: “The Ties That Bind,” ikat weavings with embroidered text from the Vermont artist’s Handprint Series, as well as a large weaving of twigs from local trees. Through October 4 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0570. essex ARt leAGue GRoup shoW: “Anything Goes” is the theme of works in this show by members of the local arts organization. Through October 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014.

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to walk around, capturing different angles. Though Brauer leads the sessions, he describes them as workshops in which he helps enhance the artists’ talent and their ability to “see better, draw better and explore color.” The works in this exhibition are testimonials to his teaching method. Though Brauer’s style seems to have influenced some of the artists, most of the works are not derivative. This is not a “Brauer School of Figure Painting” show, even though each artist includes at least one work from the class. Ann Young’s “Portrait Study #4,” for example, is just as edgy as any of Brauer’s nudes, but there’s nothing ethereal about this character. The subject is middle-aged and attractive, but not beautiful,

and the artist seems to have caught her by surprise. Young paints in an unflinchingly realistic style. Charles Woodard combines landscape painting with portraiture in “Winter Scene.” A young woman wearing a wool hat and winter jacket paints en plein air in a snowy, sunlit field. She stands in profile, poised in front of the canvas, brush raised toward her painting. Woodard adroitly captures the energy and concentration of the artist projecting her inner self on a two-dimensional surface. “The Figure and Beyond” includes dozens of nudes — expect plenty of not-so-pornographic T&A. For viewers who enjoy figure painting, the Wood Gallery is the place to go in Vermont right now. Brauer’s students have taken their lessons to heart, and to hand. Anne gAllowAy

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‘huMAn = lAndscApe’: “Aesthetics of a Carbon Constrained Future,” a multimedia and multilocation exhibition that poses questions to viewers about the Vermont landscape, taking into account economic realities, appearance and sustainability. It is part of the Energy Project, a partnership with the ECHO Center. Through October 24 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. jAne clArk Brown: A retrospective of illustrations, paintings, sculptures and political cartoons, along with a full-sized kayak, by the late Vermont artist and boat builder. Through September 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. jAy Vogler: Recent paintings of oil and wax on canvas. Through September 30 at Ecco Clothes for Women & Men in Burlington. Info, 860-2220. josh sT. onge: “Serenade of the Sirens,” a remixed lineup of new and returning hyper-stylized ink and oil pastel paintings by the Vermont artist. Sales benefit the Women’s Rape Crisis Center. Through September 30 at Tribeca in Burlington. Info, 349-5628. josh sT. onge: “The Psychogenic Flow,” hyper-stylized ink and oil pastel works in vivid colors. Through September 30 at Nectar’s in Burlington. Info, 349-5628. jusTin Fines & sTeVen hArringTon: “Totem,” prints informed by suburban Americana, youth culture and a 21st-century attention span with 20thcentury design appreciation. Through September 26 at Jager DiPaola Kemp Design in Burlington. Info, 864-5884. kArin “spike” roBinson: “Gentle Dreams and Divine Visions,” digital photocollages, primarily from the artist’s own photographs, inspired by surrealists such as Dali and Magritte. Through September 30 at JK Jewelry in Shelburne. Info, 985-9909. kATrA kinder: Recent watercolors by the Vermont artist. Through October 20 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Info, 985-1014. kAy weBB: The Essex Art League member shows her watercolors. Through October 31 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014.

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Kimberlee Forney: Funky acrylic paintings on canvas and wood, and mirrors that explore nature and music. Through September 30 at the Green Room in Burlington. Info, 310-9159. ‘Louis Comfort Tiffany: Nature by Design’: More than 50 works, including jewelry, lamps, stained glass and furniture, explore the oeuvre of the famous designer within the context of the art-nouveau style and the aesthetic movement. Through October 25 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346. Megan Hack: “Nighttime Stroll,” large-format city scenes in oil on canvas. Through September 30 at August First in Burlington. Info, 540-0060. Ned Castle: “Indigenous Expressions,” black-and-white photographs of regional native identities, defined from the perspective of the subjects, with archival pigments on fine-art paper. Through December 31 at ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington. Info, 864-1848. Pierre P. Eno: A retrospective of abstract-expressionist paintings by the late Vermont artist, who died in 2008. Through September 30 at Brownell Library in Essex Junction. Info, 878-6955. ‘Portraits and People’: Photographic portraits by Ash LaRose, Graham Wachsman and Joshua Lambert that focus on intimacy and communication. Through October 31 at Nunyuns Bakery & Café in Burlington. Info, 207-576-5384. Robert Waldo Brunelle Jr.: “Jawbreaker,” new figurative paintings “both sweet and sour” by the Vermont artist. Through September 30 at Artspace 106 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088. Rosie Prevost: “Portugal: People and Places,” photography. Through September 27 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. Info, 863-3662. S.P. Goodman: “81 Days and Nights,” an exhibit of small landscape and still-life paintings and larger digital prints. Through September 26 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington. Info, 652-4500. Sarah Coshow & Kurt Bobowick: “No Focus Film Photography,” images made with a homemade 35mm pinhole or a 120mm toy camera. Through September 30 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438. Sarah Waite: Pen-and-ink illustrations inspired by the art of the Northwest Coast by the Vermont artist. Through September 30 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458. Shawna Cross, Emily Wilson & Jodi Whalen: Paintings by the local artists. Through October 1 at Borough Gallery & Studio in Burlington. Info, 782-1675. South End Art Hop Juried Show: The juror’s selections as well as other entries remain on view at the Soda Plant, while outdoor sculptures can be viewed along Pine Street and Flynn Avenue. Through September 30 at Soda Plant in Burlington. Info, 859-9222. ‘Warren Kimble’s America’: The renowned, Brandon-based folk artist shows his paintings and mixed-media works of barns, flags, landscapes and animals in the 1871 Lighthouse. Through October 25 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346.

:: central Art in the Round Barn: Forty artists from around New England show works in various media at this annual juried exhibit in a historic structure. Through October 12 at the Round Barn in Waitsfield. Info, 496-7722. ‘Birds in Art’: A traveling exhibition of avian-centric artworks by an international group of painters and sculptors from 10 countries. Note: The museum is closed September 26-30. Through October 12 at Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich. Info, 649-2200, ext. 222. Celebrating Montpelier’s Water Treatment Plant: Photographs, history and a mural extol the virtues of purifying the capital city’s most vital fluid. Through September 30 at Montpelier City Hall. Info, 229-5676.

Elinor Randall: “Journey with Horses,” drawings and prints. Through October 30 at Plainfield Community Center. Info, 454-1726. Ethan Azarian: Whimsical paintings by the former Vermont artist, who now lives in Austin, Tx. Through October 1 at Langdon Street Café in Montpelier. Info, 223-8667. Green Mountain College Faculty Show: Art faculty members Jennifer Baker, Karen Swyler, Jonathan Taylor, Richard Weinstein and Dick Weis kick off the new school year with an exhibit of works in illustration, ceramic, photography, prints and painting. Through October 2 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green Mountain College in Poultney. Info, 287-8926. Hope Rappaport: “Portraits in Painting,” works in oil. Through September 30 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. Local Artists Group Show: Central Vermonters both experienced and emerging show their works in a variety of media. Through October 18 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, 728-9878. Margaret Lampe Kannenstine: “Dark to Light,” recent paintings by the Vermont artist. Through October 31 at Vermont Arts Council Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-3292. Muffin Ray: “Discarded and Salvaged,” large-scale textile-assemblage “paintings” in mixed media. Through October 29 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. Neysa Russo: Hand-felted rugs and home decor accessories made from New England wool. Through September 27 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141. Norwich Student Art Show & Sale: This first annual exhibit displays works by undergraduates, sponsored by the Norwich University Art Club and Department of Architecture and Art. September 25 through 26 at Chaplin Hall Gallery in Northfield. Info, 485-2954. ‘On the Landscape: A Feminine Eye’: This group show features the paintings of Kate Emlen, Bunny Harvey, Ginger Levant, Celia Reisman and Frances Wells. Through October 4 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. ‘Peace by Piece’: Peace Camp artists Maggie Neale, S.B. Sowbel and Margaret Blanchard exhibit their works at the Museum Building. Through October 20 at Camp Meade in Middlesex. Info, 279-0774. Peter Arthur Weyrauch: Largeformat black-and-white prints by the landscape/nature photographer. Through September 30 at Restaurant Phoebe in Montpelier. Info, 262-3500. ‘Rock Solid’: The ninth annual exhibit includes figurative carvings, abstract forms, stone assemblages and paintings revealing the beautiful qualities of stone, Main Floor Gallery; Lauren Bulakowski: Paintings and drawings, Second Floor Gallery; and Jeanne Bisson: “Nature Under Construction,” mixed media, Third Floor Gallery. September 29 through November 7 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069. Roger Irwin: “Northeast Kingdom Nature Photography,” images of Vermont wildlife and wild landscapes. Through September 30 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. ‘SculptCycle’: The second annual outdoor exhibit of sculptures made from recycled bicycle parts features more than 20 creations by regional artists and are scattered around downtown. Through October 31 at various locations Montpelier in Montpelier. Info, 223-9604. ‘The Figure & Beyond’: A show of work by Warren-based painter Billy Brauer and his students over the past 40 years. Through October 25 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743. ‘The Vietnam War: A Reflection’: Photographs, equipment, artifacts and memory books of Vermonters killed in the Vietnam War, and other memorabilia make up this historic exhibit. Through November 11 at The Pain House in Northfield. Info, 485-4297.

Steven Goodman & Wendy James Their tandem exhibit is called “A Splash of Color” for its richly hued paintings. But the inclusion of James’ surreal black-and-white photomontages gives the show a darker, and often darkly humorous, edge. The exhibit at The Lazy Pear opens with a reception this Friday, September 25, 4-8 p.m., during Montpelier’s Art Walk. On view through November 15.

Victoria Shalvah Herzberg & Sheryl Trainor: “Solar Powered Prints,” works using solarplate technique. Through September 30 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901.

:: champlain valley Anne Tait: “Memento Vitae: The Humanity of the Marble Headstone,” prints informed by drawing and painting that examine the vernacular artwork of 19th-century headstones. Through October 28 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097. Bethany Bond & Bethany Farrell: Photography and shadowboxes, respectively. Through October 10 at Studio V in Vergennes. Info, 877-6524.

Caleb Kenna: “The Unexpected Moment,” 20 color photographs that depict Buddhist, Hindu and Muslim culture in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Thailand, India and Morocco. Through October 5 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 235-2734. Deborah Holmes & John Armstrong: “Vermont Living,” watercolors and prints, and rustic furniture, respectively. Through September 30 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032. ‘Discover 1609: Navigating Through History’: An exhibit that provides an enriched perspective on Samuel de Champlain, his Native allies and their activities in the region; includes a timeline both before and since the French explorer arrived in the area. Through October 18 at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022.

‘Dreams and Fantasies’: A juried group exhibition of 40 photographs chosen by juror Elizabeth Siegfried that explore the show’s theme. Through October 3 at PhotoPlace Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 989-2359. Five-Year Anniversary Artists’ Retrospective: In celebration of its first five years, all the artists who have had solo shows share a group exhibit of works in a variety of media. Through October 31 at Walkover Gallery & Listening Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188. Henry Gorski: “Stealing the Fire of the Gods,” iconic paintings by the renowned artist from the collection of Dr. Albert Levis that depict the latter’s theories about conflict resolution. Through October 12 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

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eyewitness

by kirk kardashian

taking note of visual vermont

All That Glitters

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Blunden Gilding and Restoration is in Bridgewater, Vermont. Info, 672-1398.

umans have been drawn to gold since time immemorial. To the ancient Egyptians, the glimmering rock was the terrestrial surrogate for the sun. Two thousand years later, in 610 BC, the Greeks used it as the basis for the world’s first system of currency. It wasn’t until 1971 that the United States decoupled the dollar from the bullion — before then, the slogan on the back of a one-dollar bill should have said, “In Gold We Trust.” Fiona Blunden, a gilder with a studio in the Bridgewater Mill, still trusts gold’s power to enchant, and her clients — many from Boston and New York — rely on her to restore their antique frames and furniture to their original luster. Her techniques date to the Middle Ages. In many ways, Blunden, 51, was born for this task. She grew up in the medieval town of Kilkenny, Ireland. Down the road from “Castle Blunden,” a big, gray Georgian house where Blunden lived with her parents and five sisters, is the Kilkenny Castle, an imposing structure built in the 12th century. In its rooms hang many pieces of art bordered by intricate gilded frames, their high gloss conceived not only as a showcase for the artwork but also to reflect the weak candlelight and brighten the space.

Fiona Blunden still trusts gold’s power to enchant. Her techniques date to the Middle Ages. Blunden, a friendly woman with blue-gray eyes, long limbs and gently tanned skin, wasn’t attracted to gilding right away. She apprenticed with a jeweler for a while, was an au pair in Paris, and then ran the café in the Kilkenny Castle. When she visited an old friend who was gilding at Ireland’s National Gallery in Dublin, Blunden first realized that a piece of art extended to and included the frame. “I went to watch her for a couple of days, and I was impressed,” Blunden recalls. “My friend said, ‘If you want to learn gilding, you need to go to London.’” So she did. After scouring the phone

books and making dozens of cold calls, she found an older gentleman by the name of Seabury Burdett Coutts willing to take her on as an apprentice. Blunden spent three years with Coutts, whom she recalls as an irascible fellow, and then began working with Christina Lader, a gilder who makes frames for galleries in London’s West End. Blunden and Lader did the finishing on the frames, distressing and antiquing them to the artists’ desires. “It can make or break a painting,” Blunden notes. “If you have a nasty frame around a great piece, it just doesn’t look right.” Four years later, Blunden met her future husband, a native of Cambridge, Mass. They were married in 1996 and moved the following year to Brookline. There Blunden opened her own gallery, and gradually gained clients by word of mouth. In 2001, the couple moved to Windsor, Vt. When Blunden grew tired of doing her gilding in her bedroom, she opened a studio in the Bridgewater Mill, between Woodstock and Killington. Her space is on the second floor, with windows facing Route 4. The place has its original hardwood floors, stained dark and undulating across the room. Blunden works alone on a series of big tables towards the back of studio. On a recent Wednesday morning, a selection of old wooden frames waits for treatment. “I like working on my own,” she says, “and there are other artists nearby if I want to socialize.” Next door, in fact, is a frame shop; other artists around her include crafters, painters and a jewelry maker. In the front of the studio are mirrors — some baroque, some contemporary — and paintings for sale. For purposes of a gilding demonstration, Blunden brings a wooden, hand-carved mariner’s dolphin to the table. The piece — a sort of wall plaque about 2 feet tall — came off an English ship and is an ode to the ancient mariners’ respect for dolphins’ swimming skills. When it arrived at Blunden’s studio, the dolphin was cracked and tarnished, time having worked its deleterious effects. She restored the wood by clamping and gluing it back together. The process of gilding is supposed to yield a product that appears to be made of solid gold. In fact, the gold is just a foil-thin layer over wood, and sometimes metal. They key to the outer layer’s

consistency and its rich conceit is the smoothness of its base, Blunden explains. In water — as opposed to oil — gilding, the first layer on the wood is made from a combination of rabbit-skin glue, calcium carbonate and water. The glue and chalk come in a granule form, and when mixed with water make a gelatinous liquid that is painted onto the frame material. Blunden will lay down 15 coats of this mixture and, when dry, smooth them down with sandpaper. “If you have any imperfections in the undercoat,” she says, “once you put the gold on, it will show through.” The next layers consist of yellow clay and red clay. Sometimes a fourth layer of black clay will be swabbed on in highlights, to make the piece look old but not destroyed. “I’ll antique it so that you won’t know I’ve regilded it,” Blunden says. “That’s the hope.” The mariner’s dolphin has gone through all of the steps except the gilding, so it has red clay on the sides and black clay on the prominent surfaces. They provide a sort of throne for the gold leafs. Blunden uses 23-carat gold, and the leaf comes in 3.25-inch sheets, 25 to a book. When she’s ready to lay the leaf, Blunden rubs a squirrel-hair-tipped paintbrush against her cheek and then uses the static to pick up a gold sheet. She puts the leaf on the piece, picks up another sheet and places it next to the first. When the gold has bonded to the under layer, she burnishes it smooth with an agate stone on the end of a paintbrush shaft.

Polishing rapidly, Blunden says, “See how it’s becoming a little shiny? That’s what kind of blends it all together.” Blunden has taken pictures of the piece at every stage, so she knows what it looked like when it came in. She’ll burnish the highlights, leave other sections in a matte finish, and antique some areas to give it authenticity. This job will take her about three days. Clients rarely want their frames to gleam like they did in the dark ages — we have lights to illuminate rooms and don’t need help from the reflective gold. Instead, they often ask Blunden to distress the final product. Sometimes she’ll rub the gold with denatured alcohol, which brings out the black layer and makes the frame look as if it’s been jostled on a transatlantic voyage. Other methods include pigment powders, tinted shellac and a concoction called dragon’s blood. “Sometimes you make them up as you go along,” Blunden says. “A little of this, a little of that. Whatever works.” When she needs inspiration, Blunden goes to Boston and visits the Museum of Fine Art and the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum. She’ll first hone in on a frame and then take in the entire work. A successful pairing of art and frame doesn’t happen by accident. “You want the eye drawn in,” she says, with no abrupt transitions around the perimeter to distract it. m


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ongoing << 35A Judy Reilly & Robin Kent: “Dangerous Women with Tools,” fabric works and mixed-media constructions, respectively. Through October 28 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956. KAthleen Kolb: “Ice, Water, Mountains: A Changing Landscape,” oil and watercolor paintings by the Vermont artist. Through November 17 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. Info, 382-9222. ‘lAKe ChAmplAin thRough the lens’: Enjoy spectacular sunsets and other views of, and from, the lake in this annual juried show featuring images from professional and amateur photographers. Through October 18 at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022. m.p. lAndis: Abstract paintings shaped by location, weather, season, personal mood and daily experience by the Brooklynbased artist. Through September 30 at The Gallery at 85 North Street in Bristol. neil RAppApoRt: “After Attica,” photographic portraits of inmates, 1971-74, taken at a maximum-security prison in Comstock, N.Y., in reaction to the bloody uprising at Attica. Through December 4 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. pAtRiCiA lebon heRb: Paintings by the local artist. Through October 8 at The Art House in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464. ‘pRints And pReJudiCe: WoodCuts And ARtifACts of the AmeRiCAn Civil WAR’: Art and material culture featuring 70 original woodcuts from Harper’s Weekly and Frank Leslie’s Illustrated Newspaper reveal the excitement and the sacrifices of the war. Through December 13 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007. ‘sCulptfest09’: This annual exhibition features site-specific sculptures by eight selected artists both regional and national. This year’s curator, artist Fran Bull, chose the theme of “Figure/Ground: the object in situ.” Through October 25 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097. ‘the ARt of devotion’: Panel paintings and sculptures from 15th-century Renaissance Italy bring together 15 works from 10 different collections to address themes such as artistic training and technique, patronage, function and conservation. Through December 13 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007. ‘the golden CAge’: This Vermont touring exhibit is a revealing portrait of dairy farmers and their Mexican employees, featuring photographs by Caleb Kenna and audio/text by Chris Urban. Through October 25 at Gallery in-the-Field in Brandon. Info, 247-0125.

:: northern ‘CleAR visions’: An exhibition of new works by Norwich photographer Jon Olsen and Hardwick glassblowers Harry and Wendy Besett, all inspired by nature and mastery of form. Through September 29 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158. CRAig mooney: “Reflections on Season,” expressive and impressionistic landscape paintings by the local artist. Through November 16 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818. eAst Johnson plein AiR Club: “New Work from the Field,” paintings done outside over the spring and summer by Marcie Vallette, Deb Coccoli, Bradley Fox, Dohm Zachai and others. Through November 2 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson. Info, 635-9950. ‘exposed! 2009’: This annual exhibit includes sculptures sited outdoors and in the gallery, featuring works in multiple media by regional artists. Through October 10 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358. ‘fACing the tRees/seeing the WoRld’: Photographs by David R. Levitt, landscape oil paintings by Louise Arnold, floral watercolors by Sachiko Yoshida and bronze sculptures by Nancy Schade. Through September 23 at Hangman Frame Shop & Gallery in Hardwick. Info, 525-4405.

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‘fine lines’: The exhibition features eight Vermont artists whose expertise lies in the drawn line: Harald Aksdal, Monica Baustert-Sweetzer, Viiu Niiler, Bill Lewis, Joshua Derner, Dianne Shullenberger, Peter Miller and Mark Heitzman. Through October 25 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100. JACob WAlKeR ARt CoopeRAtive: Having lost their gallery, the 17 members take their artwork in oil, watercolor, acrylic and pastel to this accommodating exhibition space. Through October 16 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 244-6648. JAnet fRedeRiCKs & ChARlie hunteR: “Souvenirs,” small colorful paintings based on world travels by the Lincoln-based artist and cofounder of Magicians Without Borders; and “Arrivals & Departures,” plein-air, sienna-toned paintings of old Vermont rail depots, respectively. Through November 1 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943. liAn bRehm & phillip RobeRtson: “Journey and Transition,” mixed-media sculpture and prints, respectively; also, viCtoRiA ZolnosKy: “Feminine Ruggedness and Natural Beauty,” photographs. Through October 15 at White Water Gallery in East Hardwick. Info, 563-2037. lynne beRARd, melvin hARRis & stefAn volAtile-Wood: Three new artists to the gallery show their paintings in floral watercolor, computer-generated landscapes, and hyperrealist acrylics, respectively. Also ClAiRe dunn returns to the gallery with black-and-white photographs of local buildings, as well as new abstract paintings in watercolor and acrylic. Through October 24 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans. Info, 524-5700. mARilyn JAmes: “Like Trees,” paintings in water-soluble oils. Through October 11 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

monique bonneAu: An exhibit of the Vermont illustrator’s evocative paintings for the new book, The Fairy Garden, by Tanya Sousa. Through September 30 at Sterling College in Craftsbury Common. Info, 586-7711, ext. 159. Rolf AndeRson: “Autumn Color,” images of Hazen’s Notch by the local photographer and conservationist. Through October 5 at Bee’s Knees in Morrisville. Info, 888-7889. st. AlbAns ARtists’ guild shoW: Photography and paintings reflecting the beauty of the wildlife, waters, landscape and artistic interpretations thereof. Through October 10 at Missisquoi National Wildlife Refuge in Swanton. Info, 524-7154. susAn lARKin: “Paintings of the Champlain Islands,” recent works in oil and pastel by the Isle La Motte landscape painter. Through October 10 at Merchants Bank in South Hero. Info, 928-3081.

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SEVEN DAYS puzzles

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calcoku

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Jonathan Lee Riches is LIbRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): This is an excellent time renowned for filing numerous lawsuits in U.S courts. Some of his targets are actual living people, like Martha Stewart, George W. Bush and Steve Jobs. But he has also gone after defendants like Nostradamus, Che Guevara, the Eiffel Tower, the ex-planet Pluto, the Holy Grail, the Appalachian Trail and the Garden of Eden. This would be a good time for you to draw inspiration from his example. I don’t mean that you should become a litigious fanatic, but rather that you should seek redress and vindication from those people, places and things that have not had your highest interests in mind. This could take the form of a humorous message, a compassionate prank or an odd gift. Remember, too, that old saying: Success is the best revenge.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): This would be an excellent time for you to learn how to brew your own beer (tinyurl.com/zteca) or build your own telescope (tinyurl.com/2yert5) or teach yourself how to operate a forklift (tinyurl.com/lgoyk5). Your ability to master practical new skills is at a peak, and your need to develop more self-reliance is more pressing than usual. Once you raise your confidence levels, you might even move on to more challenging tasks, like concocting your own homemade flu shot (tinyurl.com/kmchwx) or reconfiguring the way your brain works (tinyurl. com/lxhuap or tinyurl.com/ns5vhv). GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Novelist James Pat-

terson has signed a deal with a publisher to churn out 17 new books between now and the end of 2012. (By comparison, it took me six years to write my first book, nine years to write my second, and five years for my third.) According to my reading of the astrological omens, you Geminis will have James Patterson-like levels of fecundity for at least the next four weeks. I suggest you employ that good mojo to create a masterpiece or two.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): As I gaze out the window of my home office, I see a vast wetland crossed by a creek that originates in the bay. At high tide, the creek is as wide as a river. At low tide, it’s as narrow as a village street. Sometimes it flows north vigorously, while at other times it surges south with equal force. Now and then it’s perfectly still. Its hues are a constantly mutating blend of grey, green, blue and brown, and at sundown and sunrise they’re joined by tinges of pink, purple and orange. As a Cancerian, I find this intimate spectacle to be both comforting and invigorating. It’s a reflection of my own ever-shifting moods, a reminder that I’m a watery creature whose fluidic changeability is natural and healthy. What I wish for you, my fellow Crab, is that in the coming week you will also surround yourself with prompts that help you to be at peace with who you really are. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): What exactly is a “wild

goose chase,” anyway? Does it refer to a frenetic and futile hunt for an elusive prey that’s never caught? Or might it also mean the meandering pursuit of a tricky quarry that after many convoluted twists and turns results in success and generates a lot of educational fun along the way? Either definition could apply to your wild goose chase in the next three weeks, Leo. Which one will ultimately win out will probably depend on two things: 1. how well you detect the false leads you get; 2. how determined you are to be amused rather than frustrated by all the twists and turns.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your time is up, Virgo. No further stalling will be allowed. We need your answer now: Will you or will you not take advantage of the messy but useful offer that is on the table? Don’t ask for an extension, because you ain’t getting one. Please take advantage of this chance to prove that you love yourself too much to get hoodwinked and abused by perfectionism. Be brave enough to declare your allegiance to the perspective articulated by the mathematician Henri Poincaré: “There are no solved problems. There are only more-or-less solved problems.”

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The Informant! HH

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stalling for time Damon plays a delusional whistle blower trying to hide corporate wrongdoing of his own.

et’s put it this way: With every new project, it becomes more and more difficult to believe that Steven Soderbergh is the same filmmaker who received Oscar nominations for Traffic and Erin Brockovich in a single year. His movies have become increasingly self-indulgent, and he seems to have lost his gift for turning compelling true stories into equally gripping cinema. If The Good German (2006) and Che (2008) hinted at the director’s artistic struggle, The Informant! blows the whistle on it loud and clear. Talk about a train wreck. This is Soderbergh at the absolute nadir of his career. He teams up with screenwriter Scott Z. Burns to adapt former New York Times reporter Kurt Eichenwald’s 2000 book The Informant (note the absence of an exclamation point), about the strange case of Mark Whitacre. One of the many problems is that the pair don’t so much adapt the book as use it as the springboard for a madcap comedy about corporate malfeasance and mental illness. Another problem is that neither of these themes screams belly laugh. Whitacre, purportedly the highest-ranking executive in U.S. history to bring his company’s fraudulent practices to the attention of the government, is played by Matt Damon. Since virtually no one who buys a ticket to this film is going to have the faintest idea what its subject looked like, Soderbergh’s decision to have his star put on 30 pounds — and a toupee — smacks of desperation. As does that exclamation point he’s tacked onto the title. It gives the impression of insisting to the audience, “See? Zany stuff is happening. You must be having fun!” He wishes. The story begins in 1992, when Damon’s character was a rising star at the Decatur, Ill., world headquarters of agri-industry colossus Archer Daniels Midland. He was, in fact, its youngest divisional president to date. Too bad he was also a closet nutcase. When Whitacre’s department starts losing money because of a virus in laboratory vats, he concocts an elaborate fantasy

about Japanese saboteurs. Regrettably, Burns’ script offers zero insight as to how a young biochemist managed to rise through the ranks to become a senior executive at one of the 50 largest corporations in America despite being a full-blown loon. That kind of information tends to come in handy. The sabotage accusation leads to an investigation by the FBI. Scott Bakula costars as Special Agent Brian Shepard. “The Soup”’s Joel McHale plays his partner, Robert Herndon. Again with the zany hair: Shepard’s is so heavily lacquered it resembles a black bicycle helmet bought at a factory seconds store. Like Whitacre’s, it is not particularly funny. Distractingly odd, but not funny. The feds check out Whitacre and clear him of wrongdoing in the virus matter. Paying a visit to his home to deliver this news, they’re about to drive off when he bolts through his front door and blindsides them with charges that his company has been engaging in price fixing with its international competitors. While Whitacre claims he’s fessing up because he wants to do the right thing, the real reason may have more to do with wanting to play spy. For the next three years, the agents have him wear a wire and videotape high-level ADM meetings. Whitacre refers to

himself as Agent 0014, believing himself “twice as smart as 007.” This is about as hilarious as things get. The film has two running gags, both of which quickly grow tiresome. One involves Whitacre’s exasperating habit of changing his story. It takes his FBI handlers a shockingly long time to realize they’re dealing with an unstable personality. The other gag takes the form of an ongoing inner monologue, a stream-of-consciousness voiceover. Listening in on the torrent of Whitacre’s disconnected thoughts, we understand way ahead of the G-Men that the guy has serious mental health issues. Unfortunately, he’s not just a nut — he’s a dull nut. His mind is a terrible place to waste almost two hours. There are twists, turns and revelations aplenty, but few the audience won’t see coming, and fewer still about which it will care. This is simply too snoozy a collection of characters to hold our interest. Instead, the viewer is likely to drift into speculation — for example, about why Soderbergh went to the trouble to hire so many comedians — McHale, Patton Oswalt, Allan Harvey and the Smothers Brothers, among others — only to cast them in straight, often marginal parts. Damon, for his part, does his darndest to breathe life into this ill-conceived caricature but has never seemed more lost. All the talent in the world can’t save an actor when a project is this confused — and confusing. In the final act, it’s suggested that his character may have been bipolar. “It’s like I was two people,” the real Mark Whitacre reflected in a recent interview. All I can say is, it might have helped if at least one of those people were interesting. Rick Kisonak

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hormone high Fox attempts to prove that “Hell is a teenage girl” in Kusama’s horror comedy.

ore than any other starlet working today, Megan Fox of the Transformers films appears to be made purely of pixels. She looks like a three-D version of the girl some guy would airbrush on the side of his van, which makes her an inspired casting choice for a movie about a high school cheerleader who has to consume human flesh to maintain her frightening physical perfection. The rest of Jennifer’s Body is less inspired. Concocted by Oscar-winning Juno screenwriter Diablo Cody and directed by Karyn Kusama (Girlfight), the film should pack a wallop of irreverent, in-your-face girl power, or something. It should be scary and funny, but mainly it’s a mess. Fox plays Jennifer, who spends most of the film with her titular body inhabited by a hungry demon. Amanda Seyfried (Mamma Mia!) plays her supposedly more relatable best friend, whose character is summed up by her nickname, Needy. Since Jennifer is a bitchy teen queen even before her possession and Needy is a mouse, their friendship doesn’t make much sense, despite Needy’s voiceover explanation that “Sandbox love is forever.” The girls’ sparring girl talk is far less natural than that of the two sisters in Ginger Snaps, the Canadian teen horror comedy about female rites of passage from which Cody appears to have stolen much of her material. The rest comes from Heathers. For 20 years, writers have tried in vain to match Daniel Waters’ delirious version of high school speak. Cody’s attempts result in a bunch of actors mumbling their way through dialogue that tends to sound either lame or belabored. With the

possible exception of Fox crooning to one of her victims that she has a “such a wettie” for him, it’s hard to imagine this script being quoted in homeroom. Part of the problem is that, while hyperarticulate Juno was smart, these characters act dumb as posts. When the members of a visiting indie band slip Jennifer a mickey and take her away in their van, Needy just stands there looking distraught. Cody seems to confuse satire with not giving a damn. While Heathers gave us tongue-in-cheek treatments of teen suicide and a dad mourning his “dead, gay son,” it had a legitimate underlying target: the ways in which

the media, parents and teens themselves sentimentalize and falsify teenagers’ lives. Jennifer’s Body, by contrast, can’t seem to decide what it’s mocking. We’re expected to snicker at the teenagers for taking Wikipedia as gospel and thinking pop culture started in 1990. But Cody also asks us to roll our eyes as a small town mourns mass deaths, or a girl makes a self-important reference to her relative with PTSD. The scattershot satire hits the mark a couple of times. Adam Brody, as the evil band’s front man, explains earnestly to Jennifer why they’ve resorted to demonic intervention: “Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? We’re all so cute.” And Fox, while not exactly an Oscar contender, manages to give her sex sirening some comic panache. For all its faults, Jennifer’s Body probably has enough sheer provocation and style to connect on the rental circuit with its real target audience: snarky girls too young to see R-rated films alone. For now, Brandon Gray of Boxofficemojo.com, a website that does Mondaymorning-quarterback analyses of new movies’ weekend ticket sales, probably sums up its muddled motives best. “[I]f Megan Fox is such a fantasy for males,” he writes, “how is it attractive to them to see her as a man-eating demon? Besides, they can get their fix from pictures on the Internet.” Margot Harrison


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HALLOWEEN IIHH1/2 A couple of Labor Day weekends ago, Rob Zombie’s grisly “reboot” of the Halloween franchise scored number one at the box office. Hence this sequel, in which masked killer Michael Myers (Tyler Mane) chops up some folks on the way to a reunion with his baby sister (Scout TaylorCompton). Somehow or other, Malcolm McDowell is back, and Zombie helms again. (101 min, R. Welden; ends 9/24) THE HANGOVERHHH1/2 From Old School director Todd Phillips comes this comedy in which a group of friends takes a trip to Vegas for a blow-out bachelor party and winds up losing the groom. Featuring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Justin Bartha. (96 min, R. Sunset) THE HURT LOCKERHHHH Kathryn (Strange Days) Bigelow directs this highly acclaimed account of life inside an American bomb squad in Iraq that specializes in disarming IEDs. Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie and Bryan Geraghty star. (105 min, R. Stowe) THE INFORMANT!H1/2 “Unbelievable,” scream the posters for Steven Soderbergh’s comedy concerning a delusional whistleblower who fantasizes he’s a secret agent as he gathers evidence for his case against agri-industry behemoth Archer Daniels Midland. What’s really unbelievable is that it’s based on a true story. Matt Damon, Scott Bakula and Joel McHale star. (108 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe) INGLOURIOUS BASTERDSHH1/2 Brad Pitt stars as the leader of a band of Jewish soldiers who take revenge against the Nazis one scalp at a time in the latest from Quentin Tarantino. Also featuring Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, and Christoph Waltz. (152 min, R. Big Picture, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Sunset) IN THE LOOPHHHH1/2 A politician’s careless on-air comment ignites an international crisis in this down-anddirty political satire from the U.K. Veteran TV writer Armando Iannucci wrote and directed. With Peter Capaldi, James Gandolfini and Tom Hollander. (106 min, NR. Palace, Savoy; ends 9/24) JENNIFER’S BODYHH Diablo Cody (Juno) went out of her way not to repeat herself in scripting this gore-athon about a babelicious high school student who becomes possessed by a meatseeking demon and gets in the habit of devouring her dates. Starring Megan Fox, Adam Brody and Amanda Seyfried. Karyn Kusama directs. (92 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Welden) JULIE & JULIAHHH Meryl Streep and Amy Adams are paired in writer-director Nora Ephron’s fact-based comedy about foodie doyenne Julia Child and the New York office temp who decides to prepare all her classic recipes and blog the results. With Chris Messina and Stanley Tucci. (123 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Welden) LOVE HAPPENSHH Jennifer Aniston and Aaron Eckhart are paired in cowriterdirector Brandon Camp’s romantic comedy about a hunky self-help author and a Seattle florist who make a love connection when he comes to town for a speaking engagement. Will an engagement of another sort ensue? What are the odds? With Martin Sheen and Judy Greer. (109 min, PG-13. Majestic) MANHATTAN SHORT FILM FESTIVAL: Ten quick flicks from around the world vie for a prize determined by global audiences. (122 min, NR. Roxy; ends 9/24) ORGASM, INC.: Eight years in the making, Liz Canner’s documentary investigates the pharmaceutical giants’ race to be the first to win FDA approval for a product that can guarantee women the big O. (80 min, NR. Big Picture)

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PONYOHHHH1/2 From world-renowned master of animation Hayao (Spirited Away) Miyazaki comes this “Little Mermaid”-inspired story of a goldfish and her dream of one day becoming human. Featuring a voice cast including Matt Damon, Tina Fey and Lily Tomlin. (101 min, G. Palace, Savoy) SHORTSHH1/2 The latest from Robert Rodriguez tells the story of an 11-year-old boy who’s hit on the head one day by a rainbow-colored rock with the power to grant wishes. Which leads to much magical mayhem, as everyone in town tries to get their hands on it. With Jimmy Bennett, Jon Cryer, William H. Macy and Leslie Mann. (89 min, PG. Paramount, Welden) SORORITY ROWH1/2 As so often happens, some sorority members accidentally cause the death of one of their sisters in a prank gone awry and decide to keep the truth to themselves. At least until, you guessed it, a mysterious killer begins tracking them down one by one. Starring Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis and Jamie Chung. Directed by Stewart Hendler. (101 min, R. Majestic, Paramount; ends 9/24) TAKING WOODSTOCKHHH Director Ang Lee’s latest is the fact-based comic saga of how Elliot Tiber (Demetri Martin) brought the generation-defining music festival to his rural backyard. With Emile Hirsch, Liev Schreiber and Imelda Staunton. (120 min, PG-13. Roxy; ends 9/24) THE TIME TRAVELER’S WIFEHH1/2 Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams play a couple whose relationship is perfect except for one problem: They never know when he’s going to disappear and pop up in another time and place. Rare genetic anomaly or boneheaded plot device — you be the judge. Based on Audrey Niffenegger’s 2004 best-selling weeper. Arliss Howard costars. Robert Schwentke directs. (107 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Marquis, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) TYLER PERRY’S I CAN DO BAD ALL BY MYSELFHHH1/2 In the prolific filmmaker’s latest, Madea returns to alter the course of a young singer’s life by helping her learn the importance of family, faith and love. Tyler Perry, Taraji P. Henson and Adam Rodriguez star. (113 min, PG-13. Majestic; ends 9/24) WHITEOUTH1/2 Kate Beckinsale stars in this murder mystery in which a U.S. Marshal travels to Antarctica to solve the frozen continent’s first homicide. Tom Skerritt costars. Dominic Sena directs. (96 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe; ends 9/24)

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Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rte. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 23 — thursday 24 Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (3-D) 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15. Jennifer’s Body 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. The Informant! 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40. All About Steve 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 9:45. Gamer 12:40, 4:20, 8. Inglourious Basterds 1:30, 4:45, 8. Julie & Julia 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:20. The Final Destination (3-D) 2:35, 6:15, 9:55. Whiteout 1, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:40. friday 25 — thursday 1 *Fame 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:25, 9:50. *Pandorum 12:35, 2:55, 5:15, 7:35, 9:50. *Surrogates 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:15. All About Steve 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 9:45. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (3-D) 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15. Jennifer’s Body 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. Julie & Julia 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:20. The Informant! 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40. Times subject to change. See www. essexcinemas.com.

wednesday 23 — thursday 24 The Informant! 7. Julie & Julia 7. 9 8:30. The Time Traveler’s Wife 6. friday 25 — thursday 1 *Fame 3 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 8:45 (Fri & Sat), 7:15 (Sun-Thu). The Informant! 3 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 8:45 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). Julie & Julia 2:45 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week).

friday 25 — thursday 1 *The Baader Meinhof Complex 3:55, 7:15. *Fame 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:20, 3:50, 6:40, 9:05. *Pandorum 1:25, 4:15, 7, 9:30. *Surrogates 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:40, 4:05, 6:45, 9:10. (500) Days of Summer 4, 9:15. 9 1, 2:55, 4:55, 6:55, 9. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 1, 3, 5:05, 7:10, 9:15. Jennifer’s Body 1:35, 4:10, 7:05, 9:25. Julie & Julia 1:05, 6:30. Ponyo 1:30. The Informant! 1:10, 3:40, 6:50, 9:20. Times subject to change. ***For special event descriptions, see Calendar in Section B or www.palace9.com.

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THE SAVOY THEATER

26 Main St., Montpelier, 229-0509. wednesday 23 — thursday 24 In the Loop 6:30, 8:40. friday 25 — thursday 1 The Cove 1:30 (Sat-Mon), 6:30, 8:30. Ponyo 11 a.m. & 4 (Sat & Sun). See www.savoytheater.com.

wednesday 23 — thursday 24 ***La Bohème 6 (Thu). Manhattan Short Film Festival 1, 4, 7, 9:30. The Cove 1, 3, 5, 7:20, 9:15. The Informant! 1:30, 4:10, 7:05, 9:25. Inglourious Basterds 2, 6:30, 9:20. Taking Woodstock 1:10, 3:40, 7:10. Julie & Julia 1:25, 6:50. Whiteout 9:10. District 9 3:50, 9:10.

wednesday 23 — thursday 24 The Informant! 7. The Time Traveler’s Wife 7. District 9 7.

wednesday 23 — thursday 24 ***The Wizard of Oz 70th Anniversary in Hi-Def 7 (Wed). ***Eureka Seven: Good Night, Sleep Tight, Young Lovers 7:30 (Thu). Jennifer’s Body 1:35, 4:10, 7:05, 9:25. The Informant! 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:10, 3:40, 6:50, 9:20. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1, 3, 5:05, 7:10, 9:15. (500) Days of Summer 1:40, 4, 7, 9:10. 9 1, 2:55,

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friday 25 — thursday 1 *Burning Fuse Film Festival: See State of the Arts, this issue, or call theater for titles and showtimes. *My One and Only 1:25, 3:50, 6:50, 9:10. *It Might Get Loud 2, 4, 7:10, 9:20. *Soul Power 4:20, 9:15. The Cove 1:40, 6:30. The Informant! 1:30, 4:10, 7:05, 9:25. Inglourious Basterds 3:40, 8:30. Julie & Julia 1:50, 6:40.

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WELDEN THEATER

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n 2005, a clever local-food advocate from San Francisco named Jessica Prentice coined the term “locavore.” Two years later, the Oxford American Dictionary bestowed on the term its Word of the Year honor. Today, everybody and her mother is a locavore, or “localvore,” as they call themselves in Vermont. These people won’t touch a cucumber if it traveled more than 100 miles before ending up in their salad. Mangoes, bananas and avocados are likewise off the menu, because there’s no way they

grown potato without whacking a localvore in the gob. This fall, no fewer than a dozen local-food groups are organizing weeklong challenges. Currently, City Market in Burlington is sponsoring the Eat Local VT Challenge, which runs until Saturday. I will not be participating in this or any other localvore challenge. Instead, in the spirit of personal competition and general button pushing of the holier than thou, I created my own little test: the Foreignvore Challenge. For the last week, I have striven to eat only food that has traveled at least 100 miles. If the sweet

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Because i allowed myself local apple cider, it made sense that i should also be able to eat cider doughnuts. there is only so much deprivation one can endure. potatoes came from Shoreham, I had to pass. Ditto if the corn came from Colchester or the broccoli from Barton. For my week of eating globally, I followed the model set forth by folks such as the Mad River Localvores, perhaps Vermont’s best-known group of its kind. I looked at a map, drew a circle with a radius of 100 miles around Burlington and vowed >> 04B

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to eat only food that came from outside it for seven days. If something was made in Vermont with ingredients originating outside the radius — such as Madhouse Munchies potato chips, Vermont Bread Company sandwich loaves or Lake Champlain Chocolates — it was acceptable for consumption. Localvores have a “Marco Polo” exception list that allows them to consume things such as coffee, tea, chocolate, salt and spices that can’t be grown in this part of the world. Like them, I gave myself a list of culinary exceptions — an “Ethan Allen” list. On my list was Dragonfly Sugarworks maple syrup, Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, Vermont Butter and Cheese Company butter and any Vermont apple cider. Because I allowed myself local apple cider, it made sense that I should also be able to eat cider doughnuts. There is only so much deprivation one can endure. The maple syrup and the butter are staples in my house, and I wasn’t about to waste money buying nonlocal varieties. The rationales for the Ben & Jerry’s, the cider and the doughnuts should be self-evident.

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On the first day of the challenge, I thought eating would be a breeze. Already my breakfast was not local. Every day without fail I eat a bowl of corn, flax and amaranth cereal made in Washington state, and chocolate soy milk made in Michigan. I also have half a cup of grapefruit juice that comes from somewhere south of the Mason-Dixon line. Cumulatively, my morning meal components traveled more than 5000 miles to get to my table. After breakfast, I cruised into the office feeling confident that I had this challenge whupped. Then, around 11:30 a.m., panic set in. I didn’t know what to eat for lunch. Normally, I would have gone to one of the Burlington eateries I frequent during the work week. But for the most part they all serve local food. Curses! In a pinch, I biked up to City Market and bought an organic microwave burrito, a yogurt from California and a “natural soda” bottled west of the Continental Divide. It only cost me $6.52. Despite the stress of changing my routine, I was beginning to like this foreignvore challenge, if only for the savings. But that evening brought another roadblock. My neighbor Warren asked me to dinner with him, his wife and their two kids. Depending on what he was serving, I might not be able to eat it. While it’s perfectly acceptable to decline food based on allergies or even vegetarianism, it did not feel OK to say, “Thanks ,but no thanks,” because of a self-imposed eating challenge. But when Warren told me we’d be eating grilled cheese and tomato soup, my fears were allayed. How local could that be?

Very, as it turned out. Warren likes to cook, so when I arrived, I found a pot of homemade soup bubbling on the stove. It was made with fresh, local tomatoes. Cooling on the counter was a loaf of bread he had just whipped up using local whole wheat flour from the bulk bin at the grocery store. The cheese Warren planned to use was Cabot cheddar. Good thing I’d brought along a can of tomato soup from Colorado. Luckily, Warren was understanding of my plight. He graciously agreed to cook my canned soup, and, as I stood around his kitchen looking sheepish, he searched the fridge for nonlocal cheese. He found a chunk of provolone of unknown origin, but that was the best he could do on the nonlocal front. When Warren put a bowl of steaming broccoli on the table, I didn’t even ask where it came from. The next day, I vowed to be better. Breakfast was the same, but for lunch I made a little more effort. I figured I would go continental — a seeded baguette with some cheese and a tomato. Wash that down with some tea and finish the meal with a spot of chocolate. No problems with local there. A man working the cheese counter at City Market assured me the Red Hen baguette was not made from local wheat. Then he pointed me in the direction of some smoked goat Gouda from Holland. When I told him of my challenge, he chuckled. “You’re going a little against the breeze, aren’t you?” he said, standing beside a sign touting the store’s only localvore bread. I grabbed a hydroponically grown tomato from Québec and some chocolate

from Seattle, and my meal was complete. It cost me $9.77. Dinner that night was a #2 and a #18, no cilantro, from Pho Hong. It was definitely not local. I didn’t even need to inquire. The following day, finding a nonlocal lunch again gave me some agita, until I realized the ultimate nonlocal restaurant was less than a block from my office. Handy’s Lunch doesn’t put on airs when it comes to food. Owner Earl Handy acknowledged that localvores would be unlikely to fulfill their mission in his establishment. It sounded like the perfect place for me. Before I ordered my grilled cheese with tomato and French fries, I asked him if I needed to worry. “We try to support the national economy,” he quipped. Handy explained that if he used local ingredients, I wouldn’t be getting my sandwich for $3.50. Touché. After that, I was on a roll with my global eating — until I hit a massive speed bump late in the week. My first “local oops” happened when I grabbed a quick egg, cheese and tomato sandwich at August First while conducting an interview for work. When I returned to the office, I realized I hadn’t even bothered to learn the provenance of my meal. Head hanging, I trudged back up the street to the café to ask. The bread was made from Québecois wheat, but the tomatoes were from the Intervale and the cheese was from Cabot. The eggs were from Shadow Cross, which isn’t exactly local, since they distribute eggs from all over New England. So I only half>> 07B


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Andrea Chesman of Ripton may not be a household name, but in local foodie circles she’s known for writing cookbooks that make excellent use of Vermont’s seasonal ingredients, particularly veggies. Published in 2007, Serving Up the Harvest: Celebrating the Goodness of Fresh Vegetables is easy to find at local food markets and bookstores. So fans may be surprised to learn that Chesman’s new volume takes her into much sweeter territory. Coauthored with recipe tester Fran Raboff, 250 Treasured Country Desserts offers key lime pie instead of kale; cherry clafoutis instead of carrots. Country Desserts is actually an updated version of one of Chesman’s earliest works. “I think there’s a strong trend in publishing right now to get as much mileage as possible out of a book by adding

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Beefing Up Sales For nearly 40 years, Jim Kleptz of LaPlatte River Angus has been raising beef cattle on a piece of land in Shelburne. Although the cows began as a hobby, Kleptz got serious about the business — with the help of his sons — after retiring in 1987. He’s been selling to local restaurants, supermarkets and consumers ever since. So when Kleptz says the market for local beef is shifting, there are decades of experience behind his pronouncement. “Since the economy has changed, our restaurant business has dropped off,” the cattleman says. Chefs aren’t simply trading filet mignon for sirloin — they’ve always bought Keptz’ cheaper cuts — they’re simply ordering less beef. “Most of the expensive cuts go to the stores, like City Market, Shelburne Supermarket and Lantman’s [IGA, in Hinesburg].” Are restaurant diners choosing the chicken? Kleptz thinks not. He guesses that folks are simply eating out less often than they used to. But the drop in restaurant sales has come with an unexpected bonus. Although LaPlatte doesn’t advertise that it sells sides of beef directly to customers, the phone has been ringing off the hook. “That’s been a minor part of our business,” says Kleptz. Now he’s selling “a few a month” to people “looking for alternatives.” While it’s not quite enough to make up for the restaurant deficit — “We’re probably still down some, maybe 15 percent,” Kleptz guesses — the extra income doesn’t hurt. With any luck, the demand for big hunks of locally raised meat will continue, even as the economy improves. That could be the cloud’s silver lining for purveyors who have been struggling to keep their farms alive.

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50 recipes and giving it new life,” she says. “Since the original book came out in 1990, I’ve really specialized in vegetables, but we all need to eat dessert.” Especially when the goodies sound as delicious as Frosted Cream Cheese Lemon Drops and Forbidden Rice Pudding. Chesman — who also edits and indexes cookbooks and writes for periodicals — is already knee-deep in her next writing venture, scheduled for publication next fall. Its recipes will incorporate “hearty grains, root vegetables, winter squashes, onions and other things that store well,” she says, including “at least a dozen recipes for coleslaw.”

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If you didn’t get to try Miguel’s Stowe Away during its sojourn in Burlington circa 2006, you’ll soon get another chance. Owners Michael and Adrienne Henzel will open a new incarnation of their eatery in the Battery and Main building that has housed Quatre Bistro, Quatorze and Greenstreet’s. “Someone thinks we deserve a chance again,” Adrienne says. “A setback is a setup for a comeback.” When will the comeback happen? Michael isn’t exactly sure, but says it will be “soon”: “There’s a sign in the window. I’ve cleaned the kitchen and gotten a health license.” Although “a lot of the old favorites and a lot of [south of the border] specials” will be on the menu, Henzel says the spot “won’t be all Mexican.” He plans to serve sandwiches, salads and soups, too. “I want to be on the edge and do some new things and some exciting things,” he says. One thing for sure, notes Henzel: Local ingredients will play a major role, and fruits de mer will abound. At the couple’s current location at Sugarbush Village, the fish tacos — made with panko-crusted haddock, jicama relish and chipotle remoulade — are a big hit. Although Madera’s Restaurante Mexicano Cantina is located right down the street from his new site, Henzel’s not worrying about the competition. “I think it will be a good neighborhood,” he says.

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ports bars are usually defined by two crucial elements: beer and televisions. Then there are the plates of once-frozen, deep-fried snacks, the no-nonsense staffers and the raucous patrons cheering or jeering at the TVs. Haute cuisine and gracious service aren’t usually part of the deal. That’s not the case at 156 Bistro, a newly opened “sports bar” restaurant in the former home of Meñores, Plan B and The Waiting Room. First of all, if you want to, you can find a table far removed from the tubes that are sprinkled around the dining room. More intriguing, the menu mixes traditional pub snacks with slightly fancier “contemporary American” fare: Think pan-seared scallops with ginger and braised Swiss chard. The décor is definitely on the masculine side — a rich, dark paint job, comfy banquettes and a big chalkboard listing major sporting events of the day. Carnivores will find plenty to like on the menu. But there’s more to 156 Bistro than meat, potatoes and football. For one, the cocktail offerings are a cut above, with daily specials that include primo ingredients such as fresh fruit and mint. I ordered the spicy Bloody Mary “fiery,” but our helpful server suggested toning it down. She also made sure to serve the drink’s jumbo shrimp garnish on the side, since she hadn’t asked about shellfish allergies. Did I mention the trio of plump olives in place of the usual celery stalk? It was a preview of coming attractions. Appetizers at 156 range from the “hot” Buffalo wings to the more creative Thai Sticky Wings — both priced at $8. The former were crispy and served with a generous portion of blue cheese dressing. The latter — glazed with a honey-hoisin sauce and sprinkled with black and white sesame seeds — were presented under a wild tangle of fried rice noodles. The chicken, sticky as advertised, was sweet and satisfying. Spinach and artichoke dip — a pub standard — is the only meatfree app on the current menu. Though appealingly garlicky, the artichoke heart hunks were too ungainly to balance on crisp,

But there’s more to 156 Bistro than meat, potatoes and football. herbed bagel chips. Dangling strings of wilted spinach made things messy, too. Judicious use of a blender would solve both problems. The soup du jour, on the other hand, underpromised and overdelivered. Simply called “ham soup,” the generous bowl of creamy broth actually featured prosciutto, ham’s sexier Italian cousin. It was drizzled with a tidbit of truffle oil — not your standard sports-bar condiment. Between courses I examined the dining room. Decorated in black and magenta, the space feels cozy and clubby. Only a few patrons were lingering at the bar, and most of the tables were empty on a sunny Thursday evening. The chefs, working quietly, were visible in the semiopen kitchen. They sent out a tossed salad

with just the right amount of house vinaigrette, but the greens hadn’t been well vetted, and some pieces were slimy. Placing whole red-onion rings atop salads is an unfortunate trend. Tiny bits of onion or shallot — whether sprinkled over the plate or mixed into dressing — are a lovely complement to many vegetable concoctions. Entire rounds throw things out of balance. Chopped Salad — a take on the classic Cobb — came topped with thick slivers of smoky bacon, grape tomatoes, blue cheese, hardboiled egg and lots of perfectly ripe avocado. A bit of restraint with the sweet, honey-mustard dressing would have earned it a gold medal. Although the chefs at 156 are clearly striving to make the food memorable, some of


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the dishes could have used more zip. A colorful Misty Knoll chicken roulade, stuffed with prosciutto, roasted red pepper, fresh mozzarella and spinach, didn’t stand out. I rarely order salmon — chefs just don’t seem jazzed about the pink stuff, perhaps because of its “obligatory seafood dish” status — but the bistro’s cilantro-lime-ginger rendition sounded intriguing. The filet was nicely cooked, and the sweet-pea risotto was a refreshing change from potato sides, but the bold-sounding flavors didn’t really deliver. A burger arrived closer to medium than the requested medium-rare, but the patty, advertised as “freshly ground,” was bursting with flavor — it was dotted with blue cheese and redolent of Worcestershire. Ketchup delivered sweetness and acidity, but a funky homemade condiment would be a nice touch. As with the apps, vegetarians have only one entrée option: Vermont Pasta. The dish of fat, corkscrew-shaped fusilloni — like fusilli on ’roids — was topped with char-licked roasted Roma tomatoes, more wilted spinach and cheddar sauce. The cheese sauce was pleasant and the tomatoes were zesty. Had they been chopped and scattered, the bits would have pumped up the flavor of every bite. A daily special of scallops and shrimp Provençal over noodles sounded garden variety, but it turned out to be a home run. The “pan-seared” shellfish was tender and sweet, although it lacked the hint of caramel color that signals deepened flavor. The best part was the winning rendition of a classic white wine and butter sauce. The pair of pasta dishes illustrates one of 156 Bistro’s main — and easily remedied — flaws. When a restaurant is young, the owners economize by using identical ingredients in numerous menu items. Here, the same noodles were used in each entrée, and the seafood version was studded with — surprise! — tomatoes and spinach. Nearly every main dish came with potato wedges, either roasted or fried. Shrimp popped up all over.

Another example: The regular steak entrée and a nightly steak special seemed like attractive identical twins dressed in slightly different outfits. Both pieces of meat were great: heavily seared on the outside and juicy rare within. The offmenu version, a New York strip sauced in a rich, winey reduction, came with tender potato wedges, asparagus stalks and onion rings. The other steak was served au jus, with meaty ’shrooms, potato wedges and “seasonal vegetables.” The latter proved to be none-too-seasonal asparagus spears. For the occasional visitor, this repetition might not be a problem. But for a regular — or someone with dietary restrictions — seeing the same ingredients repeatedly could make the menu feel tired. Hopefully, as business picks up, other vegetables, varied starches and meats such as pork and duck will occasionally crop up. A trio of homemade desserts — butterscotch apple tart, blueberry tart and creamy cheesecake — were simple, good and sweet. When our server brought the check and our wrapped leftovers, the takeout containers were labeled with the name of the restaurant and the date — yet another example of 156 Bistro’s exceptional customer service. Extra plates appeared with each course to accommodate sharing. Water glasses were regularly refilled. On my second visit, my friends and I sat by the open, garage-door-style window with a westward view. When our server noticed that I was squinting in the late-evening sun, she offered to close the window, but noted that the glare would soon dim. She was right, and the sunset was beautiful. For now, the food at 156 Bistro is good, but not quite as dazzling as evening skies over Lake Champlain. However, some Burlington-area restaurant owners could take a lesson from whoever coached this staff to provide such excellent, nuanced service. And, as the restaurant acquires a cheering section and the dining room gets busier, that’s one thing that should stay just as it is. m

succeeded in fulfilling my mandate. In other words, I failed. My second local oops was the result of another dinner party. Friends invited my girlfriend, Becca, and me over for an evening meal, and I figured there was a 50/50 chance the dinner would be nonlocal. Because one-half of the couple is Pakistani, they often cook food from that part of the world — lentils, rice, etc. Just in case, I brought my trusty canned soup. Sadly, this dinner officially destroyed my chances of finishing the challenge respectably. The meal my friends made consisted almost totally of ingredients from their CSA share at Intervale Community Farm. The salad greens were so fresh I could still taste the earth on them. Local beets topped the mesclun mix. Thank goodness for Maytag blue cheese from Iowa, the only foreign part of the salad. For the entrée, my friends cooked up local tomatoes and broccoli rabe with some pasta — which probably didn’t come from Vermont, since durum wheat is not grown here. At this point in the meal, I tried to pull out my can of lentil vegetable soup from California, but Becca admonished me for rudeness. My friends concurred that I was being lame. The next day I tried to salvage my foreignvore cred. I went to the Burlington farmers market and ate a bowl of mixed-lentil curry from the Tibetan folks while everyone around me basked in localvore do-goodery. Later, I bought a chocolate bar made in Switzerland and drank some water stolen from Fiji islanders. The last evening of the challenge, Becca made pesto with purple basil from a friend’s garden in Williston and garlic and parsley she’d bought at the farmers market. She combined that with kale from Pitchfork Farm and cabbage from the Williston friend. The pesto went on pasta from our neighborhood Lebanese corner store and it was decidedly not local. Instead of indulging in this homemade meal, I heated my can of soup and slurped it down while trying not to look at Becca’s far more interesting fare. I’m pretty sure she smacked her lips extra loud just to tease me. My foreignvore challenge has come to an end, and here is the takeaway: Eating locally in Vermont is easy. Eating globally here is hard. Eating locally makes me feel healthy and responsible. Eating globally makes me feel like a fat slob. Eating locally is shockingly expensive. Eating globally is refreshingly cheap. Were we in another place — Cleveland, perhaps — or in another season, such as the dead of winter, this challenge might not be so difficult. But during summer in Vermont — New England’s horn of plenty— local is hard to avoid. And that’s not such a bad thing. m Got a comment on this story or a suggestion for another one? Contact Lauren Ober at Lauren@sevendaysvt. com.

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did 10 years ago. If anything, the selection was smaller — though that could be a product of the general downsizing of WRUV’s library to accommodate its, um, cozier home. I know, I know. I’ve been rather overt — and Worse, the local collection is seriously shameless — in the last few weeks plugging outdated. To wit, amid the paltry stack — the Burlington Bands 101 Showcase slated for yup, stack, singular — I found a CD from Wednesday, September 23, at Nectar’s and Club one of my old bands that was released more Metronome featuring seven totally kickass local than a decade ago, and it was among the bands, two killer DJs, one über-talented emcee newer discs. Exaggeration? Maybe a little. (not me, the other one), loads of giveaways But I had a tough time finding more than a and, of course, a poutine garden … ahem. handful of albums released within the last What can I say? I’m excited about it and hope two years. you folks are, too — especially the poutine. Barratt echoed my disappointment. He Plus, I love any opportunity to help out said he would love to play more local music our good pals at 105.9 FM the Radiator, the on his show. But the problem is — warning: beneficiaries of this show’s door revenue. I’m about to get really mad — local bands All of that said, since the show takes place don’t send their CDs to the station anymore. the day this paper hits newsstands, it doesn’t WTF? really make sense to talk about it anymore. At People, people. This is “Band Promo this point, you’re coming or you’re not. So for BLACK SEA QuArtEt 101.” When you release a new album, you the remainder of this column, you will not hear send it to the following: me, and every another peep about the show. Probably. fucking college and independent radio station in the vicinity. Any questions? The problem is not unique to WRUV. Jim Lockridge (Big Heavy World, the Radiator) has aired similar laments in conversations we’ve A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a story about WRUV DJ Brad Barratt — had over the years. Seven Days has helped rectify that situation by aka “the Humble Janitor” — who is deaf [“Deaf Jam,” September 9]. storing our archives in the Vermont Music Library, so anything local Shortly after the story ran, Barratt emailed to thank me for writing it — bands send me will eventually wind up there. But it can literally take humble, indeed — and also to inform me that his show, “Janitors From months for those CDs to make the three-block journey from our office to Mars!” would be changing time slots this fall, from Saturday nights at 8 Big Heavy/Radiator. And Radiator DJs p.m. to Saturdays at 10 p.m., beginning this week. You should tune in. don’t have 24/7 access to the library, Dude’s got great taste in punk and ska. which is technically a separate entity. Anyway, Barratt’s email reminded me of an aspect of the story I So here’s the solution. When you really wanted to include but didn’t have space for. This kind of thing contact me about reviewing your happens a lot, actually. Often, tangential bits, while interesting, just CD, also take a minute — literally, don’t serve the story and are left on the cutting-room floor, so to speak. one minute — to contact at least Luckily for me, I have a column I can use to tie up any loose ends. these three stations: the Radiator Bonus! (www.radiator.org), WRUV (www. While visiting Barratt at the station, I took the liberty of perusing uvm.edu/~wruv) and St. Michael’s WRUV’s CD stacks. I actually hadn’t had a chance to do so since the WWPV (wwpv.smcvt.edu). And by the station relocated from its old digs in Billings a couple of years ago. Back way, each of those stations will be in the day, one of my favorite pastimes was sitting in with DJ friends represented at the Burlington Bands during their shows and checking out new music, specifically of the local 101 showcase … oops. variety. Perhaps I’m remembering this through rose-colored lenses, but You’re good, Vermont musicians. I recall consistently being blown away by the sheer volume of local CDs People deserve to hear you. Jesus, in WRUV’s possession. With that in mind, I set out to locate the local they want to hear you. But you have section to see how it had grown in the last decade or so. to meet them at least halfway. Much to my dismay, I found it hadn’t. It actually looked a lot like it

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1/2 LOuNgE: Jah Red (Latin soul), 7 p.m., Free. Thunder (drum’n’bass), 10 p.m., Free. ALExANdER’s PuB AT ThE LINCOLN INN: WCLx Blues Night with Pat guadagmo, 7 p.m., Free. FRANNy O’s: Balance dJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. gREEN ROOM: dJ Big Kat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. hALVORsON’s uPsTREET CAFé: Friends of Joe with Paul Asbell (blues), 7 p.m., Free. hIghER gROuNd shOWCAsE LOuNgE: great Lake swimmers, The Wooden Birds, sharon Van Etten (indie), 7:30 p.m., $12/14. AA. JP’s PuB: Cash & Cobain (rock), 10 p.m., Free. LEuNIg’s BIsTRO & CAFé: Mike Martin & geoff Kim (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LIFT: Tom stephan aka super Chumbo! (house), 9 p.m., $10. ThE MONKEy hOusE: Joshua Panda & Friends, Jack stafford (singersongwriters), 9 p.m., $5. NECTAR’s: Michetti (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. NIghTCRAWLERs: Karaoke with steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. RAdIO BEAN: Jazz sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. shane hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony santor group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3. RAsPuTIN’s: dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

REd squARE: selector dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free. A-dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Rí Rá IRIsh PuB: Longford Row (Irish), 9 p.m., Free. ThE sCuFFER sTEAK & ALE hOusE: PJ davidian Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. ThE sKINNy PANCAKE: Phineas gage (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

:: central LANgdON sTREET CAFé: The david Wax Museum (Americana), 8 p.m., Donations. The Accident That Led Me to the World (indie-folk), 9:30 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley ON ThE RIsE BAKERy: Open Irish session, 7:30 p.m., Free. TWO BROThERs TAVERN: dJ dizzle (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

:: northern BEE’s KNEEs: Copper Kettle (old-time), 7:30 p.m., Donations. ThE huB PIzzERIA & PuB: Open Mic, 9:30 p.m., Free.

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Know your (Copy) Rights Local bands Lendway and Ghosts of Pasha square off By Dan Bolles

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arlier this month, local indie outfit Lendway released a six-song EP, Lights Disappear in Yellow Smoke. The disc was a follow-up to their highly regarded debut album, The Low Red End, and featured a song called “New York, New York,” arguably the EP’s centerpiece. But unless you bought one of the first 500 copies printed, you will probably never hear it. On Monday, September 7 — five days after a favorable review of Yellow Lights appeared in these pages — Seven Days received an email from local duo Ghosts of Pasha alleging Lendway had reproduced “New York, New York” without permission or crediting the band in the EP’s minimal liner notes. The email also asks Seven Days to “set the record straight” regarding the matter — a task that has proved easier said than done. Buckle up for the story. “New York, New York” originally appeared in 2004 on a Ghosts of Pasha EP entitled G.O.P. ASCAP publishing credits list current GOP members Milo Finch and Chris Partyka, as well as ex-drummer Ezra Oklan, as the tune’s songwriters. There is no mention of Lendway or any of its individual members having publishing rights. But should there be? In 2002, Lendway front man Michael Clifford was briefly a member of Ghosts of Pasha and participated in the initial writing session for “New York, New York” with Oklan and Partyka. Finch also claims to have been

involved, though both Clifford and Oklan offer contrary recollections, claiming the first session involved only the aforementioned three members. That Finch was involved in later sessions is not disputed. Also undisputed is that the tune’s original concept was Oklan’s. The drummer created the song’s skeleton, which would be fleshed out by the group with lyrical contributions from Clifford, as well as a modulation that appears in Lendway’s version but not GOP’s. Shortly after that session, Clifford left the band. GOP went on to record and release the song and eventually license it to Showtime. The cable television network used it in an episode of “This American Life,” a television version of Ira Glass’ National Public Radio show of the same name. The episode featured Ghosts of Pasha. According to Finch, Clifford’s contributions to the tune were stripped entirely from the song prior to that recording. And comparing the two versions side by side, that would appear to be the case. However, Oklan offers a different take. “Mike had a lot to do with that first session,” he says. Oklan notes that there were several writing sessions for “New York, New York.” While Finch claims that GOP ultimately did not use his specific lyrical contributions or structural ideas, Oklan suggests it would be impossible to quantify Clifford’s input, which would be key to determining copyright co-ownership in court, should either side choose to pursue the

issue that far. “I can’t say that [Clifford] had no influence on the song,” says Oklan. According to Finch, Clifford actually performed the song with GOP on a couple of occasions prior to leaving the band, including a performance on Goddard College’s radio station, WGDR. Dennis Wygmans, the one-time coowner of Burlington nightclub Club Toast, is now a Brattleboro-based entertainment lawyer who spent the last several years practicing in New York City. He points out that copyright for “New York, New York” likely existed

Legal action seems farfetched, if only for the fact that the cost of it would outweigh any potential gains on either side. long before anyone registered the song. “When people get together to create a work of any kind, that creation is basically copywritten at the point that it is fixed in a tangible medium,” he says. That could include anything from lyrics written on a notepad during a rehearsal to a demo recording or album. Or a live performance on a college radio station. “Just registering something doesn’t necessarily create the copyright,”

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Wygmans notes. “All it does is create a cause of action, so if you need to sue someone in the future, you can … and recover damages.” Finch has hinted at the possibility of a lawsuit, both in an email and in a phone conversation with Seven Days, citing frustration at the lack of swift resolution to the issue. But legal action seems far-fetched, if only for the fact that the cost of it would outweigh any potential gains on either side. Furthermore, Lendway has since stated that they will destroy the remaining copies of the EP and remove “New York, New York” from future pressings

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of Yellow Lights. They are also removing a melodic theme written by Partyka from the song “White Noise,” a version of which appeared on a GOP EP called Grand Army of the Republic Highway. GOP’s version does credit the tune’s primary songwriter, Michael Clifford. “I just don’t care,” says Clifford, who claims to have lost eight pounds and several nights’ sleep during the ordeal. “It’s just a song,” he concludes, adding, “To me, ‘New York, New York’

is a cover now. They [GOP] can have it.” Wygmans points out that regardless of who really wrote the song, technically, Lendway did not need permission to record their version of “New York, New York” — Lendway did approach Oklan just prior to the EP’s release, and Oklan consented to its inclusion, albeit without consulting Finch or Partyka. However, as the registered copyright exists now, Lendway should still have credited GOP as songwriters, as well as paid a per-use fee, known as “mechanical royalties,” to the tune’s publishers, in this case GOP. Though it differs from case to case, the going rate for mechanical royalties on a song under five minutes in length is generally around 8 cents per copy. In other words, to use “New York, New York” on 500 CDs, Lendway should have paid GOP — wait for it — $40. Put another way, each GOP member would have received $13.33 in royalties. Of course, had the song become a commercial success, those numbers would have increased exponentially. Much ado about nothing? Perhaps, though the principle is important, especially in a town where musicians swap partners like it’s Saturday night at Plato’s Retreat. Copyrights exist for a reason, and not merely to provide the grounds for frivolous legal action. They provide documentation and an avenue through which to protect the only asset most local musicians have: their music. m

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FRI.25 << 11B 242 MAIN: stereo state, Maker, Audio New Year, Hollywood Heist, Bombs Away! (rock), 7 p.m., $7. AA. ALExANdER’s PuB AT THE LINCOLN INN: The growlers (blues), 6 p.m., Free. sturcrazie (rock), 9 p.m., Free. BACksTAgE PuB: karaoke with steve, 9 p.m., Free. BANANA WINds CAfé & PuB: Leno & Young (rock), 7:30 p.m., Free. CLuB METRONOME: No diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5. gREEN ROOM: dJ francise (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. HIgHER gROuNd BALLROOM: Margaret Cho, John Roberts (standup), 8:30 p.m., $20/22. AA. HIgHER gROuNd sHOWCAsE LOuNgE: Jer Coons (singer-songwriter), 5:30 p.m., $5/8. AA. JP’s PuB: dave Harrison’s starstruck karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LIfT: Mario & Vasili (house), 9 p.m., $3. MARRIOTT HARBOR LOuNgE: Queen City Quintet (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free. THE MONkEY HOusE: Into the Bottle, The Accident That Led Me to the World (indie), 9 p.m., $5. NECTAR’s: seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. NIgHTCRAWLERs: Mind Trap (rock), 9 p.m., Free. OLd sHEd BAR & gRILL: The Boomflowers (country), 9:30 p.m., Free. PARIMA ACOusTIC LOuNgE: PossumHaw (folk), 8 p.m., Free. PARIMA MAIN sTAgE: free2Bu with dJ QdO (house), 9:45 p.m., Free. RAdIO BEAN: Round Mountain (Americana), 7 p.m., Free. Justin Levinson (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Osage Orange Cd Release, Brittain Ashford, swale (indie), 10 p.m., Free. RAsPuTIN’s: Top Hat danceteria (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. REd sQuARE: PoJazz (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. strength in Numbers (hip-pop), 9 p.m., $3. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

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:: burlington area 1/2 LOuNgE: Kip Meaker (blues), 7 p.m., Free. stereophonix with DJ Tricky Pat (jazzy downtempo), 10 p.m., Free. ALExANDER’s PuB AT ThE LINCOLN INN: house on Fire (rock), 9 p.m., Free. BACKsTAgE PuB: smoking gun (rock), 9 p.m., Free. CLuB METRONOME: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5. FRANNy O’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. gREEN ROOM: Envy with DJ steppo (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. hIghER gROuND shOwCAsE LOuNgE: spectacle of sin with Amadis, wings of sin Design (metal, fashion show), 8:30 p.m., $10/12. 18+. JP’s PuB: Dave harrison’s starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LIFT: Eric g (house), 9 p.m., $3. MARRIOTT hARBOR LOuNgE: Anthony santor group (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. ThE MONKEy hOusE: husbands AKA, The Pubcrawlers, Murder weapon (ska, rock), 9 p.m., $6. NECTAR’s: Justin Levinson and his songwriters Circle (singersongwriters), 7 p.m., Free. strength in Numbers, Lifted (hip-hop, funk), 9 p.m., $5. NIghTCRAwLERs: Deena Paquette & the Naturals (rock), 9 p.m., Free. PARIMA MAIN sTAgE: workingman’s Army, Jon Dom & the Chicken Kickers (rock, funk), 9:30 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Noah hahn & Dan haley (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free. Russell hallac (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. The Dead Jettsons (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Lonesome Lake (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Buzz Jar (rock), 11:45 p.m., Free. RAsPuTIN’s: Massive (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. RED squARE: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Marie & Zack (singersongwriters), 6 p.m., Free. grippo Funk Band, 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. Rí Rá IRIsh PuB: The Complaints (rock), 10 p.m., Free. ThE sKINNy PANCAKE: Andrew Parker-Renga & Zach DuPont (singersongwriters), 9 p.m., $5 donation. VILLAgE wINE & COFFEE: Jen Clapp (singer-songwriter), 3 p.m., Free.

:: central BLACK DOOR BAR & BIsTRO: Mel Flannery & Trucking Co. (rock), 9:30 p.m., $5. ThE CENTER BAKERy & CAFé: Billy Caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., Free. ChARLIE O’s: Bossman (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. gusTO’s: Blue Moon DJ (Top 40), 9 p.m., $2. LANgDON sTREET CAFé: Round Mountain (old-time), 2 p.m., Donations. sLIDE BROOK LODgE & TAVERN: PMP (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley CITy LIMITs: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. TwO BROThERs TAVERN: The horse Traders (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

:: northern BEE’s KNEEs: Open Mic with Jay & Joe, 7:30 p.m., Free. ThE BREwsKI: sweet & Lowdown (acoustic), 9 p.m., Free. ThE huB PIZZERIA & PuB: The Kind Buds (jam), 9:30 p.m., Free. MATTERhORN: The Nerbak Brothers (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Dan Parks & the Blame (rock), 9 p.m., $5. PIECAssO: Karaoke Championship with John wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., Free. RusTy NAIL: Last Kid Picked (rock), 10 p.m., $5.

:: regional MONOPOLE: Odus Budd (rock), 10 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEy's: sirsy (rock), 10 p.m., Free. TABu CAFé AND NIghTCLuB: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

SUN.27 :: burlington area

1/2 LOuNgE: Funhouse with DJ Rob Douglas, Moonflower & Friends (eclectic DJs), 7 p.m., Free. ALExANDER's PuB AT ThE LINCOLN INN: Pine street Jazz with Blue gardenias, 6 p.m., Free. BACKsTAgE PuB: Karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free. CLuB METRONOME: Family Night Open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+). FRANNy O's: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

LIFT: Craig Mitchell's soul skillet (r&b), 9 p.m., Free. ThE MONKEy hOusE: syd, Zac Clarke (singer-songwriters), 9 p.m., $5/10. 18+. NECTAR's: Mi yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 9 p.m., Free. Fink (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. NIghTCRAwLERs: Karaoke with steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Old Time sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. spider + Octopus (experimental), 7 p.m., Free. Rachel stampul (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Black sea quartet (klezmer), 9 p.m., Free. RED squARE: Myra Flynn Band (neo-soul), 8 p.m., Free. Bonjour-hi! (electro), 11 p.m., Free. Rí Rá IRIsh PuB: Irish session, 5 p.m., Free.

:: central L.A.C.E.: Jen Clapp (singer-songwriter), 10 a.m., Free.

CLuB METRONOME: Open Mic Night with Mikey P of Elephantbear, 9 p.m., Free. ThE MONKEy hOusE: Citizen Bare, Barefoot shoes (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free. NECTAR’s: Fink (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PARIMA MAIN sTAgE: Jazzed up Mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. 18+. RADIO BEAN: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. RED squARE: Left Eye Jump (blues), 8 p.m., Free. ROZZI's LAKEshORE TAVERN: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free. RuBEN JAMEs: why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

:: central LANgDON sTREET CAFé: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

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:: northern

:: burlington area

BEE's KNEEs: Open Irish session, 3 p.m., Free. stolen Moments (jazz), 11 p.m., Donations. ThE huB PIZZERIA & PuB: Jazz on Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

1/2 LOuNgE: The Dog Daze with DJ Big Dog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. ALExANDER's PuB AT ThE LINCOLN INN: Jam Night with Matt Nerbak & Friends, 7 p.m., Free. CLuB METRONOME: The Lovemakers, Dreary Lane, Abraham Backfur (indie), 9 p.m., $5/8. 18+. LEuNIg's BIsTRO & CAFé: Mike Martin & geoff Kim (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LIFT: Karaoke … with a Twist, 9 p.m., Free. ThE MONKEy hOusE: hip-hop Open Mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., Free. MONTy's OLD BRICK PuB : Open Mic Night, 6 p.m., Free.

MON.28 :: burlington area

1/2 LOuNgE: heal-In sessions with Reverence & Nickel B (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

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SEVEN DAYS | september 23-30, 2009 | music 15B

Muddy Waters: stephen Callahan Quartet (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. NeCtar's: WBKM Bluesday tuesday with the Book'em Blues Band, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. radio BeaN: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. Maryse smith (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Honky tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. red sQuare: Bashment demolition dancehall (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

:: central CHarlie o's: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. laNGdoN street Café: Nathan Moore (acoustic), 8 p.m., Donations. Joe adler & the Big Benson Beaver Band (acoustic), 9 p.m., Donations. MaiN street Grill aNd Bar: Miriam Bernardo & Jairo (Spanish melodies), 7 p.m., Free.

leuNiG's Bistro & Café: Paul asbell & Clyde stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. MaNHattaN Pizza & PuB: open Mic with andy lugo, 10 p.m., Free. NeCtar's: true school Wednesday with Nastee & a-dog (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PariMa aCoustiC louNGe: Nathan Moore (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., $8. radio BeaN: ensemble v (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free. red sQuare: Grippo/sklar Quintet (funk), 8 p.m., Free. dJ Cre8 (hiphop), 11 p.m., Free.

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:: champlain valley

laNGdoN street Café: Josh Brooks (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Donations. dave Keller (blues), 9 p.m., Donations. WaterBury reservoir: ladies Night, with shrimp on the side (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

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:: northern Bee's KNees: rick redington & the luv (rock), 7:30 p.m., Donations. tHe HuB Pizzeria & PuB: Blind dog sound system (reggae), 7:30 p.m., Free. PieCasso: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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alexaNder's PuB at tHe liNColN iNN: dennis fox & friends (rock), 7 p.m., Free.

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In MeMory of Pluto, 1994

Jer Coons, Speak

(Self-released, CD)

You probably don’t hear as much about local songwriter Jer Coons as you should. Although lately, dude hasn’t been around all that much. The pop troubadour has taken his act on the road and largely left the comfort of his Green Mountains home behind. A glance at his calendar reveals an impressive number of dates all over these United States. Coons was kind enough to record his debut album, Speak, just before he left, but for pop-enthused Vermonters, it might also serve as a “Dear John” letter to his home state. Once radio — and a sufficient quantity of squealing teenage girls — get wind of it, he’s likely bound for bigger things. Let’s get one thing straight: Jer Coons is a Pop songwriter — capital “P.” And he’s a good one. As he travels the highways and byways of this great land, he will elicit comparisons to any and all of the following dudesmiths: Jason Mraz, Howie Day, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, etc. Smartly, Coons addresses that impending critical folly on his website, outlining how he is and isn’t similar to several current pop darlings. For example, his take on Mraz: “Similarities: They both have a huge range and can sing many words in a short amount of time with few pauses. Differences: Guys actually listen to Jer Coons.” Pretty funny, right? That tongue-in-cheek bravado will serve him well on his road to stardom, as it does over the course of Speak. Coons is a playful, and at times artful, writer. However, there’s a reason folks will compare him to bigger acts. Though he’s abundantly talented, Coons is also young and has yet to fully put his own stamp on his music. From the opening title track through album closer “The Only Trace,” you can pretty much make a list of the above songwriters and check them off as influences like in a game of “I Spy.” That said, two things should set Coons apart as he grows. One, the kid can sing. Like, really sing. He has great instincts and impeccable control, combined with a genuinely pleasing voice. And two, he’s funny. Like, really funny. Amid the fairly predictable sonic fare that makes up most of the disc, Coons proves a slyly entertaining lyricist, which lends a cheeky, “aw, shucks” appeal to his music that, frankly, most of the aforementioned rogues’ gallery can’t touch — looking at you, Howie Day. Given a little time to come into his own, Jer Coons should not only live up to his chosen influences, but surpass them entirely. Jer Coons releases Speak this Friday, September 25, at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge.

(Self-released, CD)

One of the distinct pleasures of making your living covering Vermont music is observing the evolution of local bands from promising upstarts into maturity. In truth, young acts bursting with potential are roughly a dime a dozen ’round these parts. My notinconsiderable CD stacks runneth over with releases from flash-in-the-pan outfits who deliver a tantalizing appetizer or two and then recede into the shadows of anonymity. You never really know which bands will stick. But it’s always fun to watch when they do. Witness In Memory of Pluto. The band has been among the area’s most dynamic live acts almost from inception. But they stumbled out of the gate with a frustrating self-titled debut EP. However, they rebounded with ferocity on their sophomore attempt, Cutting Open the Fiction, a disc that landed on Seven Days’ top 10 albums of 2008 and offered a vastly more accurate representation of the band. Now they return with 1994, a deliriously punchy and surprisingly hefty four-song EP that suggests IMOP are destined to make a lasting mark, locally and beyond. From the outset, 1994 reveals an outfit rounding into top form. “Sometimes We Lie” reintroduces IMOP as a force of driving, guitar-fueled pop savagery — just in case you’d forgotten. Where much of their early work could be criticized for erring on the side of saccharine, the band reins in the overt hookery in favor of artfully restrained themes and melodies. In particular, vocalist Seth Gallant seems to have struck a balance between onstage firebrand and the more introspective writer he portrays in his solo work. “Halloween” marks the clearest jump in maturation. To be sure, it’s still catchy as all hell. But there’s a gritty edge here recalling Where Have You Been-era Dinosaur Jr. And that’s a very good thing. “Lift Into Frames” is similarly muscular and Mascis-ian; guitarists John Flanagan and Bill Jandl continue to evolve their rare synergy. Not to be out outdone, the rhythm section displays impressive cohesion amid the tune’s myriad shifts and turns. In particular, bassist Zach Jandl seems to have seriously locked in with drummer Ryan McGrath, especially on “Waltz,” which closes the EP in lighter-waving, fist-pumping 6/8 brilliance. In Memory of Pluto have long been teasing us with an abundance of promise. So, too, is 1994 something of a tease, in that it fleetingly suggests the realization of that simmering potential. In fact the EP’s only shortcoming is just that: It’s short. In Memory of Pluto celebrate the release of 1994 at the Seven Days-sponsored Burlington Bands 101 showcase, Wednesday, September 23, at Club Metronome. Dan Bolles

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venues411 1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 242 Main St., Burlington, 862-2244. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. 51 Main, 51 Main St., Middlebury, 388-8209. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. Alexander’s Pub at the Lincoln Inn, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. The Blue Note Café, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Burnham Hall, 52 East River Rd., Lincoln, 453-3803. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. The Bristol Bakery, 16 Main St., Bristol, 453-3280. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. The Center Bakery & Cafe, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury Center, 244-7500. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. City Sports Grille, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Dan’s Place, 31 Main Street, Bristol, 453-2774. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636. Designhaus, 22 Church St., Burlington, 310-5019. Dobrá Tea, 80 Church St., Burlington, 951-2424. Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626. Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474. JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-8433. Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y.,

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518-570-8888. L.A.C.E., 159 North Main St., Barre, 476-4276. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lift, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317. Main St. Grill & Bar, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Old Shed Bar & Grill, 80 Shelburne Shopping Place, Shelburne, 985-9800. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-324-2200. On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Peabody’s Pub, 11 Clinton St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411. Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188. Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-0666. Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. Two Friends Bistro, 1210 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 658-4810. Three Bean Café, 22 Pleasant St., Randolph, 728-3533. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vergennes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 877-6737. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6765. Wasted City Studios, 1610 Troy Ave., Colchester, 324-8935. Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

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WED.23 etc. Babywearing Demos: Parents looking for easier ways to tote around their tot experiment with different styles of slings and carriers over a potluck picnic. Hubbard Park, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 461-4474. Burnham Knitters: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4269. ‘Healthy Homes Workshop’: Residents learn what hazards lurk in their own homes — lead paint, carbon monoxide or radon, for example — as well as how to detect and deal with them. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-3295. Italian Conversation Group: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869. The Great Vermont Corn Maze: A seven-acre maze of maize lures labyrinth lovers outstanding in their field. Last person will be admitted at 3 p.m. Boudreau Farm, Danville, 10 a.m. $9-12. Info, 748 -1399, info@ vermontcornmaze.com. VSAC Resource Center Workshop: High schoolers search for a higher-ed school that fits in “Finding a College That’s Right for You.” Community Room, VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3177, info@vsac.org.

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it takes two In “L’Amour au théâtre,” members of the Trisha Brown Dance Company move in silky, postmodern patterns, sliding in and out of easy duets, trios and quartets. But the nearly 40-year-old troupe shows that fascinating collaborations occur offstage as well as on. In a special performance at the Hop, MacArthur “genius award”-winning choreographer Brown showcases her newest pieces, such as “L’Amour,” and reprises classics — on which she often collaborated with the late American artist Robert Rauschenberg. The 1990 piece “Foray Forêt” features Rauschenberg’s visual flair in the dancers’ gold costumes. His set design, lighting and music shape 1995’s “You can see us,” in which a duo of dancers can’t see each other. No wonder Brown refers to her work with the artist as “my best dance.” Trisha Brown Dance Company

Friday, September 25, through Saturday, September 26, 8 p.m., at Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. $10-30. Info, 603-646-2422. hop.dartmouth.edu

‘Drag Me to Hell’: Movie buffs enter what Rolling Stone calls “horror movie heaven” in Sam Raimi’s splatterfest about a young woman who suffers retribution after refusing to extend a mortgage payment. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. Manhattan Short Film Festival: At one of more than 100 global venues, film lovers convene to screen the finalists — and vote for their top pick. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 1 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 864-4742. ‘Séraphine’: Famous German art collector Wilhelm Uhde risks becoming a laughingstock when he takes his cleaning lady — who, he’s discovered, is a talented painter — under his wing. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 603-748-2600. ‘The National Parks: America’s Best Idea’: Film fans travel from Acadia to Yosemite to Yellowstone to learn about the country’s most special places in a 45-minute preview of Ken Burns’ yet-to-be-released documentary. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. ‘The Wizard of Oz’: Yellow-brickroad walkers celebrate the 70th anniversary of the film by watching its high-def premiere, with an intro by film historian Robert Osborne and special behind-the-scenes footage and musical outtakes. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 660-9300.


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food & drink CHAMPLAIN ISLANDS FARMERS MARKET: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3420. ‘EATING WELL ON A BUDGET’: Foodies put a lid on spending by learning to freeze and can fall fruits and veggies, before taking a tour of the bulk foods section. Sign up at the customer service desk. City Market, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. MIDDLEBURY FARMERS MARKET: Crafts, cheeses, breads and fresh veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178. NEW NORTH END FARMERS MARKET: Local veggies, root beer, artisanbaked goods and more mix with live tunes for easy shopping. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8072, newnorthendmarket@hotmail.com. SOUTH END FARMERS MARKET: Residents of the Queen City’s southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce at outdoor stalls. Flynndog, Burlington, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8526.

NO VISA REQUIRED They say some people can move mountains. If Marta Gómez did geographically what she does vocally — interweave sounds from all over South America and beyond into original world-music tunes — she’d be one of them. Colombian-born Gómez and her five-member band bring freshness to indigenous South American folk music by infusing it with Latin American rhythms, Caribbean enthusiasm, and jazz and pop elements. Taken together, their distinctive sounds are a taste of the continent’s rich culture and heritage — and prompted the Los Angeles Times to say of Gómez, “Anybody who comes here to make music this beautiful should automatically be given citizenship for making our country, and the world, a better place.” Someone, alert the authorities! MARTA GÓMEZ GROUP

Friday, September 25, 6:30 p.m., at UVM Recital Hall in Burlington. $20-25. Info, 656-4455. www.uvm.edu/laneseries

ORDINARY PEOPLE For months, bibliophiles have been abuzz with talk of Julie Otsuka’s award-winning 2003 novel When the Emperor Was Divine, this year’s Vermont Reads pick. Bookworms hear the story behind the pages when Otsuka visits the state for the fifth annual Burlington Book Festival this week. Emperor, which Publisher’s Weekly called “a heartbreaking, bracingly unsentimental debut describing ... the travails of a Japanese family living in an internment camp during World War II,” has personal meaning to the New York City-based author: Otsuka’s grandfather was arrested the day after Pearl Harbor, and her family was sent to a Utah camp for the duration of the war. “I wanted to write a novel about real people,” Otsuka says. “The predicament of the family in my novel ... is that of ordinary people caught up in the extraordinary.”

health & fitness DEEKSHA ONENESS EXPERIENCE: Stressed-out souls find peace of mind and rejuvenation in this spiritual transfer of energy. Moonlight Gifts, Route 7, Milton, 6 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 893-9966. MEDITATION CLASS: Those hoping for tranquility fall into a deeper state of awareness in this guided stressrelieving exercise. Natural Bodies Pilates, Colchester, 7:45-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 863-3369.

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Friday, September 25, 2:30 p.m., at St. Johnsbury Athenaeum. Free. Info, 262-2626.

kids BABYTIME: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 876-7147.

Saturday, September 26, 11:30 a.m., at Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, in Burlington. Free. Info, 658-3328. www.burlingtonbookfestival.com

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Anyone who witnessed Frodo’s travels in The Lord of the Rings film trilogy has probably been aching to visit New Zealand’s vast, mountainous landscape ever since. If sky miles and limited pocket change are holding you back from your dream vacay, why not catch a taste of the island country in nearby Barre? Kicking off its fall season, the Opera House presents the 26-year-old Kahurangi Maori Dance Theatre — a professional troupe that travels the globe spreading New Zealand’s indigenous culture through song and dance. With genealogical chants, martial arts techniques and exotic costumes, the 20-member group stages scenes of early Maori life, including a “taonga” performance honoring their treasures — such as mountains, rivers and canoes. That certainly gives new meaning to “my precious.” KAHURANGI MAORI DANCE THEATRE

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‘Drop In & Read’: Youthful bookworms enjoy snacks, story time, chess and page turning. Lincoln Library, Lincoln, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. ‘Fourth & Fifth Graders Read’: Young bookworms join a brand-new fiction group and discuss their favorite lit genres. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:15-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘Moving & Grooving with Christine’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Open Jam: Twelve- to 19-year-old developing musicians rock out on their instrument (or a borrowed one) at a group improv session. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678. Peter the Music Man: Educator Peter Alsen lets kids ages 3 to 5 try out various instruments and offers a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, Colchester, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Teens Read’: Middle schoolers chat about the books that keep them flipping page after page. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘Who You Callin’ Chicken?’: Little ones explore unusual breeds of fowl through a colorful picture book, before visiting with the farm’s own chicks. Preregister. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9-10:30 a.m. & 2-3:30 p.m. $3-5. Info, 457-2355.

Auditions for Vermont Actors’ Repertory Theatre: Thespians hope to break a leg in tryouts for this season’s productions of The Trial of Ebenezer Scrooge, Sam and Laura and The Rise and Rise of Daniel Rocket. Recreation Center, Rutland, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 773-8038, actorsrepvt@aol.com. ‘The Return of Crazy Chase’: Alfred “Crazy” Chase, one of the Middlesex and Morrisville area’s most colorful characters in the early 1900s, returns to the stage in this living history musical performance honoring Northeast fiddling. Middlesex Town Hall, Middlesex, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 229-0499. ‘Waiting for Godot’: By transporting Samuel Beckett’s play to a postHurricane Katrina landscape, the Classical Theatre of Harlem puts the work in a new perspective, addressing deep issues about race, class and, well, waiting. Wright Memorial Theater, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. $6-24. Info, 443-6433.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Lisa Jablow & Diane Huling Reed: The Johnson State College performing profs present their favorite sounds on voice and piano. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, Johnson, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476.

outdoors Monarch Butterfly Tagging: In 2007, a black and orange flyer identified at the nature center was recovered in Mexico. Folks catch, tag and release the migrating monarchs to help with future connections. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. ‘Roots & Fruits’: Naturalist George Lisi of Wisdom of the Herbs School draws attention to seasonal wildflowers, fattened roots, seeds and fruits on this plant walk. Meet by the picnic tables. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-6:45 p.m. $2-3. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com.

talks John Dewey Workshop: Teacher David Conrad and artist-educator Frank Gonzalez discuss the lasting impact of the Burlington-raised philosopher and education theorist. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. Mark Hudson: The professor at the University of West Kyushu details his work with the people of northern Japan addressing their concerns about safeguarding cultural heritage through archaeology. Simpson Hall, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 586-7711, ext. 141. Ron Krupp: The local author of Lifting the Yoke: Local Solutions to America’s Farm and Food Crisis offers up practical actions for Vermonters. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581. ‘The Elderly in the City’: Speakers from the AARP, Chittenden County Probate Court and Champlain Valley Agency on Aging examine the Queen City’s community, legal and financial resources for those in their twilight years. Community Room, Burlington College, Burlington, 6:15-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

words ‘After Darwin’: Timberlake Wertenbaker performs a staged reading about the impact of the father of evolution with Alex Draper, Mat Nakitare and Michaela Lieberman. McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168. Li Min Mo: Japanese folk tales fill listeners’ ears as the professional storyteller and actress spins stories. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

THU.24 business Vermont Venture Network: Networkers dig into a continental breakfast as David Blittersdorf of EarthTurbines speaks on energy alternatives, such as wind. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. $15 for nonmembers. Info, 658-7830.

dance Argentine Tango Lessons: It takes two to tango, but no partner is necessary to learn this vibrant style of movement, which originated in Buenos Aires and Montevideo. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 4:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014. Selene Colburn: In her “History of the Future Collection,” the Vermont dancer presents her investigation, through solos and duets of how individuals and communities imagine and arrive at future scenarios FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $13-17. Info, 863-5966.

etc. Babywearing Awareness March: Parents transport their infant to the Statehouse lawn by donning increasingly popular slings or carriers in recognition of International Babywearing Week. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 461-4474. Basic Computer Tutoring for Seniors: Volunteer Emily Moynihan helps preregistered seniors conquer newfangled technology in a no-stress environment. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘Big Autumn Book Sale’: Home bookshelves find new companions as readers peruse thousands of secondhand tomes at this fundraiser for library projects. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. Bike Night: Motorcyclists convene to talk about spinning their wheels over games, food and live music. Alexander’s Pub at the Lincoln Inn, Essex Junction, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4778.

‘Conversations on Race’: Parents and educators form a panel to throw ideas around about education, equity and diversity within Vermont’s educational system. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. ‘First Aid Workshop for Skatepark Mutilation’: Kickflip got you down — literally? Boarders take tips from a rescue squad rep on how to deal with shredding-related sprains, falls and fractures. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678. Indoor Gardening Workshop: Localvores — whether working with a homestead kitchen or a minuscule apartment — learn the steps to harvest homegrown pea shoots in just seven days. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com. Peace & Social Justice Conference: Proactive peacemakers map out solutions in this daylong workshop with a keynote address by Plymouth State University prof Dr. Leo R. Sandy. Alumni Conference Room, Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095. Queen City Ghostwalk: Adventurous souls stretch their legs around Burlington’s downtown, hearing haunted history and spine-tingling tales. Meet on the back steps of Burlington City Hall Park, 7 p.m. $13; call for reservations. Info, 351-1313, queencityghostwalk@gmail.com. ‘Radical Hospitality’: After screening A Hard Straight, about transitioning from prison life to society, folks discuss how Vermont’s Circles of Support and Accountability can prevent previously jailed people from “doing time on the outside,” too. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9606. The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.23, 10 a.m. ‘The Tunnel of Oppression’: Student group Multicultural Alliance puts on interactive skits and multimedia presentations challenging how people perceive diversity in recognition of National Hazing Prevention Week. Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

film ‘Architecture & Design Film Festival’: Feature-length films, docs and shorts present the works of visionary architects and the creative design process in the first screen bash celebrating sustainable design. Proceeds support the Yestermorrow Design/Build School. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. $8-10 per film. Info, 917-374-7099. ‘Bike-In Movie Theatre’: Vermont Community Access Media and Outer Space café team up to show big-screen faves out of doors for two-wheeled travelers. Outer Space, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 378-6162. ‘Breaking the Silence: Torture Survivors Speak Out’: More than 40 interviewees tell their harrowing experiences with torture in a new documentary that calls for political action. Director Terry Coonan introduces the film and partakes in a post-screening conversation. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3200. ‘Eureka Seven: Good Night, Sleep Tight, Young Lovers’: Movie buffs watch the premiere of the Englishdubbed version of this flick based on a popular anime series, in which a young soldier attempts to rescue his childhood friend. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12.50. Info, 660-9300. ‘La Bohème’: Russian soprano Anna Netrebko stars alongside Mexican tenor Rolando Villazón in a high-def broadcast of Puccini’s story of bohemian love in Paris in the 1800s. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 6 p.m. $18-20. Info, 864-3456. Manhattan Short Film Festival: See WED.23, 1 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m.

‘Séraphine’: See WED.23, 7 p.m. ‘The National Parks: America’s Best Idea’: See WED.23. Green Mountain National Forest Office, Rutland, 5 p.m. Info, 747-6760. ‘Where It All Began’: From Gertie the Dinosaur to Betty Boop to Popeye, early examples of animation celebrate the art form’s first steps. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

food & drink Hinesburg Farmers Market: Growers sell bunched greens, goat meat and root veggies among vendors of pies, handmade soap and knitwear. United Church of Hinesburg, Hinesburg, 3:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3904. Mills Riverside Farmers Market: A local band serenades passersby grazing through fresh goods and knickknacks. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-5899. Peacham Farmers Market: Seasonal berries and produce mingle with homemade crafts and baked goods from the village. Peacham Farmers Market, Peacham, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 592-3632. Winooski Farmers Market: Area growers and bakers offer their soil-grown and homemade wealth for shoppers to bring home. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 734-6175.

health & fitness Laughter Yoga: You don’t need a great sense of humor to reap the health benefits of a good chuckle, mixed with yogic breathing, light stretching and strengthening. Richmond Free Library, Richmond, 5-6 p.m. Donations accepted for Our Community Cares Camp. Info, 349-5404.

kids ‘Babies & Moms’: Family members bond through stories, nursery rhymes and songs with peers. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Dads & Kids Playgroup: Youngsters up to age 5 and their male grown-ups connect over a complimentary dinner and group playtime. Family Center of Washington County, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-3292, ext. 115, fcwcdads@yahoo.com. Music with Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘Spider Safari’: Little ones ages 3 to 5 and their adult companions discover what it’s like to be an arachnid by weaving webs, catching insects, and exploring the fields and forests. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. $8-10 per adult/child pair; $4 per additional child. Info, 434-3068, vermont@audubon.org.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Jonatha Brooke: Channeling Joni Mitchell and Carole King, this singer-songwriter marries literate lyrics to folk-pop melodies. Lebanon Opera House, Lebanon, N.H. 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 603-448-0400. ‘Made in Vermont’ Music Festival: The Vermont Symphony Orchestra celebrates the Green Mountain State and its origins via a quadricentennial tribute piece and the melodies of a Mozart string quartet, Bizet’s Jeux d’enfants and Haydn’s The Bear. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $6-23. Info, 443-6433. Maiden Vermont Chorus: Women take on the art of barbershop harmonies in these four-part arrangements of doo-wop, country and old-time styles. Cornwall Elementary School, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-1012.

outdoors Outside Thursdays: Fresh-air enthusiasts convene to paddle, hike or swim as a group. Highland Lodge & XC Center, Greensboro, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2647.

sport Recreational Bike Ride: Two-wheeled cyclists pedal in and around Burlington at this leisurely excursion hosted by Skirack and Local Motion. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. Saucony Fun Run: Run Center staff lead joggers of all ages on a moderately paced traverse through town. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. ‘Trail Rock ‘n’ Run’: Runners of all ages and levels pound a recreational trail with Skirack. Meet at the Burton Snowboards lot at 152 Industrial Parkway. Red Rocks Park, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

talks Amanda Kuhnert: The personal historian explains the importance of life-story recording through the spoken word in “Oral History in the 21st Century.” Stowe Free Library, Stowe, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 371-9777. Bill Amos: Wearing many hats, this educator, journalist, photographer and author explores “The Ecological Importance of Hidden Worlds.” Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30-3 p.m. $5. Info, 748-2600. ‘Biomass Energy’: Looking for oil alternatives? Four speakers discuss their findings working with this renewable resource. Addison County Regional Planning Commission, Middlebury, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3141. Dismas House Panel Discussion: Neighbors explore “The Community’s Approach to Greater Public Safety” following a presentation of audio interviews relating to Neil Rappaport’s prison portraits. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964. Frederick Schmidt & William “Chip” Sawyer: The community development experts preview the changes to the 2010 census and the introduction of the American Community Survey in “Counting Vermont in the Twenty-First Century.” Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. ‘Green Initiatives’: Reps from Okemo, Stratton, Sugarbush and Stowe ski resorts discuss their efforts making the snow industry friendlier to the environment in a moderated panel discussion. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911. Panel Discussion: Darwin: Middlebury and UVM professors of biology lead a chat about the evolution of the scientist’s theories in “How Darwin’s Ideas Have Influenced the Biological Sciences.” McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5437. Stephen C. Stearns: The Yale professor keynotes the “Celebrating Darwin’s Legacy” Symposium by sharing his own research on life-history evolution and evolutionary ecology. McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5437. Tom Reed: Adventurers get a close-up of the southern Andes in this talk by the author of The Granite Avatars of Patagonia, along with a digital slide show chronicling three hiking excursions to the region. Eastern Mountain Sports, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0473. Trisha Brown & John Killacky: The choreographer and former Trisha Brown Dance Company manager describe their frequent collaborations in movement with late artist Robert Rauschenberg. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010.


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‘ViEw From thE GaLaPaGos’: Biology prof Helen Young draws parallels between the island and Darwin’s evolutionary theories before dance professor Andrea Olsen performs “On Close Observation,” inspired by her recent trip there. McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

tErtuLia Latina: Latino-americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. thE GrEat VErmont Corn mazE: See WED.23, 10 a.m.

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‘arChitECturE & dEsiGn FiLm FEstiVaL’: See THU.24, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. ‘PaPEr hEart’: Reality and fantasy blend in this quasi-documentary in which Charlyne Yi crisscrosses the country to understand love — and falls for Michael Cera in the process. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 603-748-2600. ‘thE hurt LoCkEr’: Written by a formerly embedded journalist, this 2009 action film portrays the intensity of the Iraq War by following a group of elite soldiers who must disarm bombs during chaotic combat. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-6462576.

‘BEowuLF’: The Baltimore Annex Theatre reinvents the philosophical and psychedelic world of the Old English epic poem with puppetry, live acting and innovative set design. Lamb Abbey, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $5-15. Info, 229-2200. ‘thE ComPLEtE works oF wiLLiam shakEsPEarE (aBridGEd)’: Audiences catch up with Lost Nation Theater on a comic express tour through some of the greatest stories ever told. Lost Nation Theater, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $10-25. Info, 229-0492.

words don BrEdEs: The Vermont mystery writer reads from his newest novel, The Errand Boy, in which a retired homicide detective’s days take a dark turn after a reckless driver enters the scene. See cover story, this issue. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. LuCinda roonEY: The Vermont horticulturalist and author of Bouquets With Personality places flora just so, drawing on the psychology of flowers to create sweet arrangements. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

FRI.25 dance arGEntinEan tanGo: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. BaLLroom danCE soCiaL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269. sELEnE CoLBurn: See THU.24, 8 p.m. trisha Brown danCE ComPanY: This nine-dancer group, led by a MacArthur “genius award”winning choreographer, executes postmodernist moves, including collaborations with the late Robert Rauschenberg. See calendar spotlight. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 8 p.m. $10-30. Info, 603-646-2422.

etc. ‘BiG autumn Book saLE’: See THU.24, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. CoLLEGE oF st. JosEPh aLumni & FamiLY wEEkEnd: Students past and present celebrate their educational digs at a basketball game, barbecue lunch, wine and cheese reception, and social hour. College of St. Joseph, Rutland, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 773-5900, ext. 3290. ‘FaithFuL narratiVEs: thE QuEEr QuEst For authEntiCitY’: In celebration of the 10th anniversary of LGBTQA, personal narratives explore the role of religion or spirituality in the journey toward gender identity. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8637, lgbtqa@uvm.edu. QuEEn CitY GhostwaLk: See THU.24, 7 p.m. root CELLar workshoP: Farmer Lee Blackwell and homesteader Richard Czaplinski introduce curious folks to the design and veggie storage capabilities of both a home basement and commercial cellar. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com.

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‘storiEs & CraFts’: Kids ages 3 and up fashion creations based on storytime books. Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ‘thE Pink PanthEr 2’: Young cinema lovers in first grade and higher catch bumbling Inspector Jacques Clouseau on his detective adventures. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. toddLEr timE: Little ones ages 1 to 3 get social with books and simple yoga. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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CharLottE FarmErs markEt: Farmers within 10 miles of the park share their bountiful homegrown goods with neighbors as they hike and picnic nearby. Mt. Philo State Park, Charlotte, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 425-2390. FEast oF our Farms harVEst CELEBration: More than two dozen Vermont farms and producers collaborate in an all-localvore grazing dinner augmented by bluegrass beats from Freeman Corey and the Haymakers. Inn at Baldwin Creek & Mary’s Restaurant, Bristol, 6:30-10 p.m. $22-42. Info, 453-2435. ‘FoodwaYs FridaYs’: Recipes from the 19th century get a revival as folks learn how heirloom garden veggies become seasonal dishes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355. hardwiCk FarmErs markEt: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 626-7225. riChmond FarmErs markEt: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. wEstFord FarmErs markEt: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, Westford, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-9053.

Also, see clubdates in Section B. daVE mason: With more than 20 solo albums under his belt (not to mention collaborations with Jimi Hendrix, Paul McCartney and The Rolling Stones), this guitar legend strums his classic rock ‘n’ roll refrains. Lebanon Opera House, Lebanon, N.H. 7:30 p.m. $23. Info, 603-448-0400. karEn & PEtE suthErLand: Listeners fill their ears with timeless stories told in the lyrics of this folk-style duo. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 5-6 p.m. Free. ‘madE in VErmont’ musiC FEstiVaL: See THU.24. Storyteller Carolyn Black Hunt also spins traditional Abenaki tales. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, Johnson, 7:30 p.m. $12-22. Info, 863-5966. marta GómEz GrouP: Latin American rhythms mingle with jazz and pop elements from the Caribbean and the Andes in this Colombian singersongwriter’s hip take on indigenous folk music. See calendar spotlight. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 656-4455. thE CLarEmont trio: After spending the afternoon leading a master class for students, violinist Emily Bruskin, cellist Julie Bruskin and pianist Donna Kwong perform an evening concert with melodic emphasis on the ivories. Northfield High School Auditorium, Northfield, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 485-9000, ext. 2121. thE miChELE FaY Band: Rich female harmonies inspired by Vermont life infuse traditional, swing and bluegrass strains. The Art House, Middlebury, 8:30-10 p.m. $10. Info, 462-2735. VErmont ContEmPorarY musiC EnsEmBLE: In a brand-new collection of works (one inspired by monkey howling), David Gunn, Brian Robison and Dennis Báthory-Kitsz experiment with dynamic woodwind instrumentation. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $12-20. Info, 863-5966.

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zumBa CLass: Folks embark on a calorie-burning, energizing fitness routine combining Latin rhythms with easy dance steps. The Motion Studio, Hammer Fit Athletic Club, Essex Junction, 9-10 a.m. $8-9. Info, 878-0444.

kids ‘BoLt’: A canine pup starring in a fictional sci-fi show treks across the country to save his coworker from a threat he believes is real in this family film. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘mEEt thE huntinGton ChoPPErs’: Motorcycle junkies ages 12 to 19 get up close and personal with spiffy bikes and their builders. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678. sonGs & storiEs with matthEw: Musician Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955, brownell_library@yahoo. com.

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FaLL miGration Bird waLk: Friends of feathered creatures stroll fields and woods at the height of songbird migration to witness warblers, tanagers and thrushes on the move. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7-8:30 a.m. Free for members; $5 for nonmembers. Info, 229-6206. FiELd daYs with thE naturE ConsErVanCY: Wilderness devotees pitch in to pull, cut and apply herbicides on invasive plants in order to maintain natural habitats. Williams Woods Natural Area, Charlotte, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 299-4425, ext. 111, volunteervt.@tnc.org.

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talks daniEL dEnnEtt: The Tufts University professor of philosophy draws parallels between evolutionary biology and cognitive science. McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5437. dr. aBiGaiL mCGowan: As an assistant prof of history at UVM, this speaker gives some background on “The Kashmir Dispute: Historical Origins and Current Prospects.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2-3 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 864-3516. FRI.25 >> 22B

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Lawrence MiLLMan: Can ‘shrooms save the environment? The author and mycologist explores bizarre and unusual fungi varieties in “Understanding Mushrooms,” as well as how they help stabilize the soil. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $5-8. Info, 229-6206. Mark SchLeSSMan: In “WretchedLooking Little Weeds: Insights on Evolution From the Flora of the Galapagos,” the Vassar prof of biology imparts his findings on the sex life of ... plants. McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5437. PaneL DiScuSSion: Darwin: How have the father of evolution’s theories affected daily life? College faculty members speak their thoughts on “How Darwin’s Ideas Have Influenced the Humanities.” McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5437.

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“Mr. Glass . . . filters his interviews and impressions through a distinctive literary imagination, an eccentric intelligence, and a sympathetic heart.” —New York Times

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theater JiM Breuer: The “Saturday Night Live” alum — “Goat Boy,” anyone? — commands the audience with his amusing standup banter. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $18.5027.50. Info, 775-0570 . ‘LeaDing LaDieS’: Two struggling male Shakespearean actors are in for the role of a lifetime when they try to impersonate a dying woman’s long-lost English nieces to make off with her fortune. Waterbury Festival Playhouse, Waterbury Center, 7:30 p.m. $20-22. Info, 498-3755. ‘The coMPLeTe workS of wiLLiaM ShakeSPeare (aBriDgeD)’: See THU.24, 8 p.m. ‘The gin gaMe’: The Pulitzer Prize-winning drama focuses on the isolation and detachment that sometimes accompany old age. Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $15. Info, 518-891-1854, pdragon@northnet.org. The green canDLe TheaTre coMPany ProDucTionS: Theatergoers catch Michael Jordan Evans’ One Man Talking and Don Nigro’s Nightmare With Clocks onstage. Outer Space, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 879-1053.

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BurLingTon Book feSTivaL: The Queen City puts on its reading glasses for three days of workshops, panels and social events focused on the written word. The fest is dedicated to Caldecott Medal-winning book illustrator Mary Azarian, and a host of eminent authors offer readings citywide. Various locations, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Visit www. burlingtonbookfestival.com for events, times and prices. Info, 658-3328. JuLie oTSuka: The author of When the Emperor Was Divine, a story of a Japanese American family’s internment in Utah during World War II, shares her thought process at this booksigning. See calendar spotlight. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626. kerry SkiffingTon: The writer turns pages and heads as she introduces her new book, Bristol Vermont: Historically Speaking. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189.

SAT.26 dance inTerMeDiaTe-LeveL MaSTer cLaSS: Trisha Brown Dance Company dancer Mindy Meyers introduces others in the field to the language and movement vocabulary of her group. Preregister. Straus Dance Studio, Berry Sports Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., noon. $10. Info, 603-646-2422. kahurangi Maori Dance TheaTre: This 20-member New Zealand troupe offers up song and dance samples of their homeland. See calendar spotlight. Barre Opera House, Barre, 7:30 p.m. $10-29. Info, 476-8188.

norwich conTra Dance: Caller George Marshall organizes feet in soft-soled shoes to live tunes by Wild Asparagus. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 785-4607. ‘on cLoSe oBServaTion’: Dance prof Andrea Olsen reenacts aspects of her trip to the Galapagos Islands through solo moves, accompanied by a video of her travels complied by student Nikhil Ramburn, ‘10. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. Swing Dance: Tunes serve syncopated beats for 1940s- and 1950s-style partner dancing, after a free half-hour lesson. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382. TriSha Brown Dance coMPany: See FRI.25, 8 p.m.

education coLLege of ST. JoSePh oPen houSe: Prospective students swing by during the college’s family and alumni weekend to tour the facilities, catch a soccer game and chat with current students. Preregister. College of St. Joseph, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 776-5286, admissions@csj.edu.

etc. archaeoLogy weekenD: Shipwreck, right ahead! Dip below the surface of Lake Champlain as nautical archaeologists speak about the history of its capsized vessels — and how to preserve this unique underwater culture. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $7-10. Info, 475-2022. archiTecTuraL & hiSToricaL waLking Tour: An informative stroll winding through the state’s capital sheds light on local structures and bygone days. Meet at the information kiosk adjacent to the farmers market. Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. noon. $5 donation. Info, 522-8259. ‘arTS on Main’: Downtown Newport fills with open air arts and crafts booths, live performances by the Fiddleheads and the Green Mountain Cloggers, and aromas from the chili fest. Main Street, Newport, 10 a.m. 8 p.m. Free. Info, 505-1265. BaBySiTTer MingLe: Parents of tots in need of minding meet and greet potential student caregivers — and kids in attendance get a say in the matter. Preregister. Livak Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 865-9405. BaBywearing awareneSS March: Parents transport their infant up Church Street by donning increasingly popular slings or carriers in recognition of International Babywearing Week. Burlington City Hall, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 461-4474. Bake SaLe: Homemade pies, quick breads and other baked edibles raise dollars for the Green Mountain Animal Defenders’ Mile of Money Campaign to help spay or neuter animals. Pet Food Warehouse, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 655-5625. Barn & Bake SaLe: More than 40 families contribute clothing, toys, books, electronics and more at this benefit for Saxon Hill School, with homemade eats augmenting the goods. Damkot Barn, Underhill, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7496. ‘Big auTuMn Book SaLe’: See THU.24, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. ‘BirDS & BeyonD’: Friends of feathered fowl explore their homes by learning about habitat enhancement for bird diversity. Fairbanks Museum and Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m. - noon. $20-25. Info, 748-2372, tholt@fairbanksmuseum.org. BurLingTon cohouSing PoTLuck: Hungry people bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0120.

caLcuTTa BenefiT: Miss Vermont 2009, Laura Hall, hosts a bidding battle where every 10th ball scores a prize and the grand winner nets up to three grand. Proceeds support the Children’s Miracle Network and the Miss Vermont Scholarship Organization. Regular Veterans Association, Winooski, 6 p.m. $100 buys one ball and dinner for two. Info, 238-3621. coLLege of ST. JoSePh aLuMni & faMiLy weekenD: See FRI.25, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. ‘cooking wiTh eva BLake’: Eaters get a taste — literally — of colonial America as this traditional cook whips up old-fashioned eats over an aging fireplace. Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $3-7 includes Homestead tour. Info, 865-4556. fLea MarkeT: Shoppers rummage through donated antiques, collectibles and upscale treasures. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 388-8268. french rounDTaBLe: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. graffiTi cLeanuP: A short training provides neighbors with the know-how and tools to erase the evidence of midnight tagging. Center for Communities and Neighborhoods, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 865-7548. green MounTain iron Dog: Canines compete in athletic obstacles — including evidence recovery, water crossing and paintball shooting — in this annual challenge held by the Vermont Police Canine Association. Registration starts at 8 a.m. Camp Dudley at Kiniya YMCA, Colchester, 9 a.m. $25 registration fee. Info, 866-253-9204. ‘harD TiMeS SPeciaL’: Die-hard baseball fans who may have given up cable in dicey economic times gather to watch broadcast games. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. hiSToric Tour of uvM: Folks register online, then meet at Ira Allen’s statue to tour the campus’ modest early clapboards and grand Victorians, led by UVM Emeritus Professor William Averyt. UVM Waterman Building, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 656-3131. MuSeuM MeMBerS voLunTeer Day: Supporters of the museum swing by to spruce up the grounds. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3346, ext. 3399. naTionaL aLPaca farM DayS: Visitors befriend the grazing South American camelid species at the farm’s open house. Snowshoe Farm Alpacas, Peacham, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 592-3153. ‘PawDicure for DogS & caTS’: Wellmannered pets receive nail pampering on the house when a grooming company gives back to the animal community. Pet Spa & Grooming, Colchester, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2922. Queen ciTy ghoSTwaLk: See THU.24, 7 p.m. Ski, BoarD & winTer SPorTS SaLe: Snow and ice lovers seek alpine and Nordic skis, outerwear, snowboards, skates and hockey gear at a swap organized by the Milton Ski and Ride Club. Milton Elementary School, Milton, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4464. The greaT verMonT corn Maze: See WED.23, 10 a.m. vSac reSource cenTer workShoP: High schoolers prep their reading, writing and ‘rithmetic skills by learning all about the structure and scoring of the SATs. Community Room, VSAC Building, Winooski, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3177, info@vsac.org. wiLLoweLL founDaTion funDraiSer: Airs by Emma Wollum, Michael Morera, Scott Forrest and other musicians spice up an art auction benefiting this nonprofit organization, which supports initiatives for sustainable land use. The Art House, Middlebury, 7-10 p.m. $10 donation. Info, 458-0464.


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Yard SaLE: Bargain hunters rummage through donations hailing from local closets and garages at this benefit for the Hinesburg Land Trust. Hinesburg Town Hall, Hinesburg, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7269.

fairs & festivals BriStoL HarvESt FEStivaL: Townspeople welcome back apples, scarecrows and cooler weather with bandstand music, a craft fair, pie contest, yard sale and farmers market. Town Green, Bristol, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7951. BurkE FaLL FoLiagE FEStivaL: Folks bid September farewell at an outdoor leaf celebration, replete with arts and crafts, live ditties, and games. Various locations, East Burke, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 626-4124. FiELd, ForESt & StrEam FEStivaL: Families greet autumn at this harvest jubilee featuring music, storytelling, nature demos and tables of local arts and crafts. Adirondack History Center, Elizabethtown, N.Y., 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 518-962-8778, info@ artsnorth.org. FinE FurniturE & WoodWorking FEStivaL: Live music enhances the mood while more than 50 furniture makers and wood artisans present demonstrations and furniture for sale. Union Arena, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $7. Info, 234-6704. HinESBurg FaLL FEStivaL: Vermonters get excited about a breath of fresh, cool air at this seasonal frolic featuring a farmers market, live refrains, a harvest dinner and kids’ games. Hinesburg Town Hall, Hinesburg, 10 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 482-4139. oLd-FaSHionEd HarvESt markEt: This community celebration of autumn agriculture features familyfriendly hay rides, a Harvest Fun Run and Walk, a craft fair, a crosscut log-sawing contest, and the requisite cider, baked goods and jams. United Church of Underhill, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3136.

film ‘arcHitEcturE & dESign FiLm FEStivaL’: See THU.24, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. ‘aWaY WE go’: This heartfelt 2009 film follows a couple crisscrossing the country to find the perfect place to settle down — but the people they meet along the way help redefine their definition of “home.” Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 6:30 p.m. & 8:40 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘man on WirE’: Archived footage, fresh interviews and recreations tell the story of French performer Philippe Petit’s adventurous 1974 high-wire walk between the two World Trade Center Towers. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. manHattan SHort FiLm FEStivaL: See WED.23, Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 518-523-2512. ‘PaPEr HEart’: See FRI.25, 1:30 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 p.m. ‘tHE nationaL ParkS: amErica’S BESt idEa’: See WED.23. Meet at the Forest Center. Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 11 a.m. & 3 p.m. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

food & drink arEtHuSa BEan cLEaning WorkSHoP: Don’t spill the beans; save them! Foodies thresh, winnow and sort dried shell beans so they can continue noshing through the winter months. Intervale Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 861-9700. BurLington FarmErS markEt: Vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188.

caPitaL citY FarmErS markEt: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. cHamPLain iSLandS FarmErS markEt: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Joseph Church Hall, Grand Isle, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3420. cHiLi cook-oFF: More than 25 cooks throw down hot skills for the honor of best-tasting dish at this annual competition, held alongside a farmers market and craft fair. Green Mountain College and Main Street, Poultney, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 287-9987. cHocoLatE taSting: Can solid chocolate be described as fruity, buttery or spicy? Eaters give their sweet tooth a workout sampling these rich treats. Lake Champlain Chocolates, Burlington, 1 p.m. & 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807. HarvESt dinnEr: The season’s best — as displayed through harvest soups, salads and desserts — makes its way into bellies at this benefit for the Hinesburg Land Trust. United Church of Hinesburg, Hinesburg, 6-8:30 p.m. $6-10. Info, 482-4691. middLEBurY FarmErS markEt: See WED.23, 9 a.m. - noon. nortHWESt FarmErS markEt: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. SHELBurnE FarmErS markEt: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheeses, and local novelties grace outdoor tables at a presentation of the season’s best. Shelburne Parade Ground, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472. St. JoHnSBurY-caLEdonia FarmErS markEt: Folks browse through local baked goods, handmade crafts and fresh produce. St. Johnsbury Farmers Market, St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 626-8396. vErmont LiFE WinE & HarvESt FEStivaL: Fine wine meets its match in food in the second annual Mount Snow Valley bash, featuring wine pairing dinners, a bluegrass barbecue, chef demos and indigenous Vermont breakfasts. Festival Grounds, Wilmington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $14. Info, 464-8092. WaitSFiELd FarmErS markEt: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027. WiLLiSton FarmErS markEt: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly openair affair. Town Green, Williston, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7728.

Bird-monitoring WaLk: Participants of all ages scour the skies for a glimpse of passing migrants, lingering breeders and overwintering birds on the property. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7 a.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. FamiLY naturE WaLkS: Naturalist Laurie DiCesare leads folks in an easy ramble to check out what’s blooming, growing, crawling and flying along the way. Meet in the parking lot; walk takes place in Arms Grant Property. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. $3-8. Info, 863-0420. ‘FamiLY oriEntEEring’: Folks get their bearings straight on a charted route through the woods and around the beaver pond, aided by maps and compasses. Bring a bag lunch. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. $12-14 per adult/child pair; $4-5 per additional child. Info, 434-3068, vermont@audubon.org. HarvESt daY: Visitors experience a traditional country harvest at a working orchard with autumn activities including a corn maze, hayrides, apple picking, cider making, and arts and crafts tables. Hall’s Orchard, Isle La Motte, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 928-3226.

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rEd riBBon raLLY: Hundreds of red-T-shirted walkers form a winding ribbon through the Queen City, each representing one of the 450 Vermonters living with HIV or AIDS. Proceeds benefit Vermont CARES. Redstone Campus, UVM, Burlington, noon. $10 registration; donations. Info, 863-2437, ext. 11.

kids ‘rEad to a dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Deali, a Pembroke corgi from Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. SaturdaY StoriES: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘BroadWaY dirEct’: Big stage veteran Bill Carmichael headlines a night of “best of” tunes alongside Lucy Sorensen, Abby Lee and Brian Golub. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 877-6737.

david BinnEY QuartEt: The sax man joins drummer Brian Blade, pianist Craig Taborn and bassist Scott Colley to invigorate the jazz scene with original comps. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. FaLL FoLiagE concErt: The College Choirs bring voice to Welsh favorites and English madrigals before the GMC Concert Band recreates works by Tielman Susato and Gustav Holst. Clara Hitchcock Fitzpatrick Jones Concert Hall in Ackley, Green Mountain College, Poultney, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 287-8926. Jon gaiLmor: The Vermont singersongwriter draws on audience involvement as he infuses his music with equal parts humor and emotion. Enosburg Opera House, Enosburg Falls, 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 933-6171. ‘madE in vErmont’ muSic FEStivaL: See THU.24, Alexander Twilight Theatre, Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, 7:30 p.m. $12-22. Info, 863-5966. mYra FLYnn: With comparisons to Leela James and Alicia Keys already under her belt, this songbird presents her debut album, Crooked Measures, with fellow musicians Anaïs Mitchell and Colin McCaffrey. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 728-6464. ‘oPEraFESt’: Arias, duets, quartets and choruses fill the air as “fat ladies” belt out big vocals. Meet the singers and soloists at the following reception. Haybarn Theater, Goddard College, Plainfield, 7 p.m. $25. Info, 229-4191.

Celebration Series Presents:

Kahurangi Maori Dance Theatre Saturday

September 26, 7:30 p.m.

Barre Opera House

Tickets: $10-$29 With discounts for seniors, students, people with disabilities and members.

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Counterpoint Presents: 2nd annual

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concert to benefit Kids 4 Peace Vermont Saturday, September 26, 2009 at 7 p.m. Unitarian Universalist Church 152 Pearl St., Burlington Vermont 05401

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cHittEndEn miLk BoWL: Stock-car speedsters lap up road time in this fast-paced two-day tourney. Thunder Road Speed Bowl, Barre, 1 p.m. $5-25. Info, 244-6963. ‘LaPS For tHE LiBrarY’: The community stretches its legs on a walka-thon down Main Street to benefit the Bradford Public Library. Bradford Elementary School, Bradford, 10 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 222-4536, bradfordpubliclibrary@gmail.com. ‘LEt’S movE togEtHEr’ artHritiS WaLk: Individuals or teams raise funds for the Arthritis Foundation over the course of a one- or three-mile journey, ending with North Beach festivities. North Beach, Burlington, 9 a.m. - noon. Donations accepted. Info, 800-639-2113.

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Hypzotique Bellydance circus: An exotic circus troupe of sword dancers, gypsies, jugglers and, of course, belly dancers brings vaudevillian sass and wonder to the stage. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 8 p.m. $8-10. Info, 748-2600, info@catamountarts.org. ira Glass: The host and producer of the popular radio program This American Life highlights real-life stories of others via radio waves. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $38-48. Info, 863-5966. ‘leadinG ladies’: See FRI.25, 7:30 p.m. ‘tHe complete Works of William sHakespeare (aBridGed)’: See THU.24, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘tHe Gin Game’: See FRI.25, 8 p.m. Vermont VaudeVille: Live music, physical comedy and circus acts mix with daredevil antics in the “Reap What You Sow” harvest season performance, including spectacles by Brent McCoy, Maya Curvelo and the Modern Times Theater. Hardwick Town House, Hardwick, 7 p.m. $5-10 donation. Info, 533-2589.

words arcHer mayor: The author of a Vermont-based police series starring detective Joe Gunther previews his upcoming 20th novel, The Price of Malice, for fans. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. BurlinGton Book festiVal: See FRI.25, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Julie otsuka: See FRI.25, third floor, Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. Info, 658-3328. ‘state of tHe onion address’: Editors and writers of what the New Yorker called “arguably the most popular humor periodical in world history” dish out scathingly funny commentary and political satire. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20-25. Info, 658-3328.

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open farm day: Rockville Market Farm, Last Resort Farm, Stony Loam Farm and Lewis Creek Farm open their doors for public tours. Various locations statewide, noon - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

etc. arcHaeoloGy Weekend: See SAT.26, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. ‘arts on main’: See SAT.26, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Bake sale: Homemade pies, quick breads and other baked edibles raise dollars for the Green Mountain Animal Defenders’ Mile of Money Campaign to help spay or neuter animals. PetSmart, Williston, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 655-5625. Barn & Bake sale: See SAT.26, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. BeekeepinG demonstration: Honey hounds prep yellow-and-black fliers for cool weather, gleaning overwintering practices and hivecombining knowledge from beekeeper Russ Aceto. Blue Heron Farm, Grand Isle, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 372-9769. ‘Better l8 tHan neVer car sHoW’: Flashy rides attract deserved attention in this vehicle worshipping competition for class trophies. Muffler raps, live tunes and food augment the auto-based amusements. Bristol Recreation Field. Mount Abraham Union High School, Bristol, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7951. cHess cluB: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

cHittenden county Historical society proGram: Williston’s Doug Aitken gives clues about being a “history mystery detective” before an ice cream social celebrating the days of yore. Community Room. Burlington Police Station, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5155. ‘Hard times special’: See SAT.26, 1 p.m. national alpaca farm days: See SAT.26, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. scraBBle cluB: Triple-letter-square seekers wage word wars. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558. texas Hold’em tournament: Straight-faced players try their luck at cards to benefit the Franklin County Humane Society. Back Street, St. Albans, noon. $60 buy-in. Info, 524-9650. tHe Great Vermont corn maze: See WED.23, 10 a.m.

fairs & festivals fall foliaGe festiVal: Visitors enjoy a slice of “Old Vermont” in this seven-day leaf-peeping party taking place in rural St. Johnsbury, Walden, Cabot, Plainfield, Peacham, Barnet and Groton. Crafts, concerts and historical tours sweeten the natural beauty. Visit www.nekchamber. com for schedule. Various Northeast Kingdom locations, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 748-3678, nekinfo@ nekchamber.com. fine furniture & WoodWorkinG festiVal: See SAT.26, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. old-fasHioned HarVest market: See SAT.26, 10:30 a.m. - 4 p.m.

film ‘arcHitecture & desiGn film festiVal’: See THU.24, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. ‘Beyond tHe Veil: perspectiVes from tHe muslim World’: Cinema fans catch a film about the culture of Afghanistan before thought-provoking group discussion at this weekly series. Cabot Science Building, Room 85, Norwich University, Northfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2080. ‘funny people’: Judd Apatow’s new “serious comedy” chronicles a famous comedian’s brush with death — and the appreciation he gains for life in the process. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘Home across lands’: Audiences experience the struggles and triumphs of refugees who resettle in America through this 2008 doc, followed by a talk about those who made Vermont their home. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 338-4627. ‘paper Heart’: See FRI.25, 7 p.m. ‘tHe national parks: american’s Best idea’: See SAT.26, 11 a.m. & 3 p.m.

food & drink annual pie fest & cider House run: Apple aficionados submit a two-crusted pastry for judging, participate in a dash through the orchard or stick around to eat the pie entries. Preregister for race or pie contest. Shelburne Orchards, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free; $20 registration for Cider House Run, which includes a bag for pick-yourown apples. Info, 985-7528. fine Wine, Beer & food festiVal: Local beverages and signature dishes satisfy taste buds as foodies sample an art show and silent auction to benefit the Franklin-Grand Isle United Way. Taylor Park, St. Albans, noon - 3 p.m. $25; ID is required. Info, 524-6135. stoWe farmers market: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027. Vermont life Wine & HarVest festiVal: See SAT.26, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

kids auditions for ‘tHe nutcracker’: Skilled young dancers execute polished ballet steps to join the Albany Berkshire Ballet’s annual holiday production. Tryouts start at 10 a.m. for ages 5 to 8, 11:30 a.m. for ages 9 to 11, and 1 p.m. for ages 12 and up. New England Ballet Conservatory, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 253-5151. ‘read to a doG’: See SAT.26, 1-3 p.m.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. James daVid cHristie: The internationally acclaimed organist presses keys to produces airs by Jan Pieterszoon Sweelinck, Samuel Scheidt, Georg Böhm and others. Audiences follow the tunes to nearby St. James Episcopal Church in this progressive concert. North Universalist Chapel Society, Woodstock, 4 p.m. $20; free for ages 18 and under. Info, 457-3981. ‘made in Vermont’ music festiVal: See THU.24. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 4 p.m. $12-22. Info, 863-5966. orGan recital: Noted musician David Ogletree pushes wind through the pipes of the Trillium organ at the commemoration of its dedication. Shelburne United Methodist Church, Shelburne, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3981. Vermont contemporary music ensemBle: See FRI.25, FlynnSpace, Burlington, 2 p.m. $15-22. Info, 863-5966.

sport cHittenden milk BoWl: See SAT.26, 1 p.m. ‘trail around middleBury trek’: Hikers, runners and bikers cover ground in order to raise funds for the maintenance of the well-traversed trails. Trail Around Middlebury, Middlebury, 10 a.m. - noon. $15-60. Info, 388-1007.

talks Joan klinGel ray: The eminent Austen scholar and author of Jane Austen for Dummies explores the life of the famous female writer through an illustrated lecture, with a quaint finish provided by live band Impropriety and the Burlington English Country Dancers. Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0517.

theater ‘tHe complete Works of William sHakespeare (aBridGed)’: See THU.24, 7 p.m.

words BurlinGton Book festiVal: See FRI.25, 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. in-deptH Book discussion: Serious readers explore the portrayal of faith in literature in a seven-week examination of William Young’s The Shack. Lincoln Library, Lincoln, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

MON.28 dance afro-cariBBean dance class: Penelope Newcomb leads high-energy, imaginative dances for all skill levels, derived from Cuba, Haiti and Brazil, to the beat of live drums. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 5-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014.

education Graduate scHool fair: Not ready to be done with what some call “the best years” of your life? Get prepped for continuing higher ed as more than 15 schools boast their academic programs. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

etc. tHe Great Vermont corn maze: See WED.23, 10 a.m.

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education

Fall Foliage Festival: See SUN.27, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.

Graduate & Professional School Fair: Those not quite ready to say goodbye to their college years learn about continuing ed possibilities with more than 30 schools. Cardinal Lounge, Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

film ‘Paper Heart’: See FRI.25, 7 p.m.

health & fitness ‘Preparing for Influenza’: Don’t let the flu get you down: Explore herbal approaches to warding off the virus with VCIH codirector Guido Masé. Preregister. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 224-7100, info@ vtherbcenter.org.

kids Drum Lessons: Young musicians ages 12 to 19 bust out backbeats, blast beats, downbeats and more as they work the drum sticks with nimble fingers. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678. Guitar Lessons: Budding musicians ages 12 to 19 strum out stellar tunes under the guidance of Ryan “Animal” Krushenick. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678. ‘Library Learning Adventures for Homeschoolers’: Out-ofclassroom learners ages 6 to 12 find mental stimulation in this parent-led cooperative enrichment group. Parental participation required. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7216. ‘Music With Mia’: Tots form a circle for a special story hour with some sing-along tunes. Meet in the JCPenney Court. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. Music with Peter: See THU.24, 10:30 a.m.

etc. Blood Drive: Donors ages 17 and up and weighing at least 110 pounds part with life-sustaining pints and enter a raffle for free Red Sox tickets. Goodrich Corporation, Vergennes, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2911. Dr. H. Lawrence McCrorey Memorial: Friends of the UVM professor emeritus of molecular physiology and biophysics celebrate his life with personal remembrances before a reception at the Billings Center. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4205, academic_ceremonies@uvm.edu. ‘Exploring the Path to Enlightenment’: Fill your head with facts about Tibetan Buddhism while filling your body with a sense of peace in this meditation and discussion series. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 633-4136. Pause Café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:15-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088. The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.23, 10 a.m.

TUE.29 dance The Martha Graham Dance Company: America’s oldest contemporary dance company makes their only Vermont appearance of the season with modern ballet choreography. Alexander Twilight Theatre, Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, 7 p.m. $29-35. Info, 748-2600, info@catamountarts.org.

Field Days with the Nature Conservancy: See FRI.25, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m.

Community Medical School: Instead of wishing for the clock to turn back, folks wise up on “Aging and Frailty Factors: Who’s at Risk and What Prevention Measures Help?” with associate professor of medicine Robert Karp, M.D. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2886. ‘Natural Wellness & Green Business’: Representatives from Shaklee, a natural nutrition company, make suggestions for eco-friendly alternatives. The Hideaway Restaurant, Colchester, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-5442. Pablo Bose: The UVM prof of geography leads a tour through four distinct regions in “Diversity of India.” Town & Country Resort, Stowe, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 253-9011.

film ‘Paper Heart’: See FRI.25, 7 p.m.

Green Drinks: Environmental fans and professionals raise a glass over networking and discussion. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7999. Old North End Farmers Market: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073.

In-Depth Book Discussion: See TUE.27, Federated Church, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. Intergenerational Book Discussion: Avid readers of all ages voice their opinions about Michael Simmons’ Finding Lubchenko, a story in which the decisions of a 16-year-old boy affect his arrested father’s future. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

outdoors

Fall Foliage Festival: See SUN.27, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. Green Mountain Chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@arrl.net. ‘Made in Vermont’ Music Festival: See THU.24, Fine Arts Center, Castleton State College, Castleton, 7:30 p.m. $12-22. Info, 863-5966. Waterbury Community Band Rehearsals: Brass and wind musicians join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, Waterbury, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 888-4977, waterburycommunityband@ yahoo.com.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. Vermont Fiddle Orchestra Rehearsal: Bows make vibrations on stringed instruments as the orchestra tunes up its tunes in practice sessions. New members welcome. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-343-3531, info@vtfiddleorchestra. org.

Jeffrey Williamson: Put the economic slump in context by catching the Harvard University professor of economics’ “Trade and Poverty Over Two Centuries.” Warner Hemicycle, Warner Hall, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5933. ‘Reconnecting With Spirituality’: Participants of all faiths explore their views on religion in a friendly learning environment. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 7-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 985-3819.

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Taekwondo Workshop: Kids in comfy clothes pull off basic kicks, punches and blocking in this introductory martial arts session also covering the sport’s history and philosophy. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 3:15-4:15 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678. Toddler Storytime: Youngsters ages 1 to 3 gather for songs, finger plays, puppets and stories. Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

health & fitness Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and well-being. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 8-9 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

kids ‘Apples for Animals’: Fruit pickers ages 3 to 5 collect a basketful of ripe produce to share with the wildlife, all the while learning factoids about the harvest. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5 per child. Info, 229-6206. Creative Tuesdays with Frank GonzaleZ: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘Frosty & Friends Therapy Dogs’: Young readers share their favorite texts with friendly pooches. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Story Hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Storytime With a Twist: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7.50-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

words Gesine Bullock-Prado: After swapping her high-powered Hollywood job for flour, butter, sugar and a Vermont home, the new baker cooked up a book, Confections of a Closet Master Baker, which she’ll dish out to readers at this book signing. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. ‘Portraits of the Artists’ Book Discussion: Avid readers converse about the convergence of visual and literary arts using Harriet Chessman’s Lydia Cassatt Reading the Morning Paper as ignition. Kimball Public Library, Randolph, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-3625.

WED.30 education Graduate School Fair: Fourteen colleges and universities boast their continuing ed programs to students looking to expand their knowledge. Withey Hall lobby. Green Mountain College, Poultney, 11 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 287-8926.

etc. Burnham Knitters: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Senior Citizen Center, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4269.

Noontime Café & Program: Assistant Professor of Anthropology Elizabeth Smith talks about the country containing everything from pyramids to the Sphinx in “The Craze for Egypt at Home and Abroad.” Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5. Info, 656-2090, fleming@uvm.edu. The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.23, 10 a.m. VSAC Resource Center Workshop: Local college students let high schoolers pick their brains about the application and admissions process to higher ed schools. Community Room, VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3177, info@vsac. org. ‘When Learning Comes Naturally’: Folks soak up knowledge through a film about four schools that teach children through outdoor discovery, before a group chat about exploratory and improvisational learning. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4304.

fairs & festivals Fall Foliage Festival: See SUN.27, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.

film ‘Departures’: An unemployed cellist uncovers the wonder of living when he accepts an unusual job offer as a nokanshi, one who prepares dead bodies for burial. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘La Ciénaga (The Swamp)’: Foreign film aficionados sit back and relax to Lucrecia Martel’s flick about two families in the provincial town of Salta, Argentina. Room 200, Yokum Lecture Hall. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095. ‘Paper Heart’: See FRI.25, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.

food & drink Champlain Islands Farmers Market: See WED.23, 4-7 p.m. Middlebury Farmers Market: See WED.23, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New North End Farmers Market: See WED.23, 3-6:30 p.m. South End Farmers Market: See WED.23, 3:30-6:30 p.m. ‘The Essential Japanese Pantry’: Culinary hounds join Vermont author and chef Linda Furiya in an exploration of the country’s everyday edibles, featuring Japanese-style pizza, cold buckwheat noodles and rice balls. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

health & fitness Meditation Class: See WED.23, 7:45-8:30 p.m.

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outdoors Field Days with the Nature Conservancy: Wilderness devotees pitch in to pull, cut and apply herbicides on invasive plants in order to maintain natural habitats. LaPlatte River Marsh Natural Area, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 299-4425, ext. 111, volunteervt.@tnc.org. Monarch Butterfly Tagging: See WED.23, 3:30-5 p.m.

talks Jonathan Skinner: Baffled by talk of health care reform? The Dartmouth College economist and prof of family medicine addresses the basics, such as why the system needs an overhaul and how other countries handle health care. Twilight Auditorium, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3198. Karl Decker & Nancy Levine: The writers present their original research — consisting of nearly 3000 personal interviews conducted over six years — about changes in small Vermont towns in “The Tour Buses Don’t Stop Here Any More.” Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. ‘Shakespeare’s London’: Just back from a historical tour of England, lecturer Martha Lang, PhD, presents her travelogue. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. Vermont Rail Action Network Meeting: Train advocates strategize the return of the rail over a dinner and keynote speech by Wayne Davis, chair of Trainriders Northeast. South Station Restaurant, Rutland, 5-9 p.m. $40 for dinner. Info, 579-3394.

theater ‘A Raisin in the Sun’: Lorraine Hansberry’s play about an African American family struggling to realize the dream of a better life, penned in 1959, finds modern relevance in this rendition by the Weston Playhouse. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, Johnson, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 635-1476. ‘Aha! James Naismith, Creator of Basketball’: Actor Robert Cheney illustrates how the founder of the popular sport invented the game at Springfield College after overcoming humble beginnings and many obstacles. Twin Valley Senior Center, Plainfield, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 454-7750. ‘Leading Ladies’: See FRI.25, 7:30 p.m. ‘The Graduate’: The seductive Mrs. Robinson will do anything to keep her young protégé, Benjamin, away from her daughter in this play about rebellion and choice. Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 253-3961. ‘Waiting for Godot’: See WED.23. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m. $10-30. Info, 603-646-2422.

words ‘An Evening Without: Giving Voice to the Silenced’: Vermont writers — including Tom Bodett, Sarah Strohmeyer and David Goodman — read aloud from pages of others who have at one point been challenged or banned, in celebration of the First Amendment during Banned Books Week. Congregational Church, Norwich, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-6304. Gastronomy Book Discussion: Bookworms whet their appetites with Tina de Rosa’s mouth-watering story “Paper Fish”, which links what we eat to who we are. South Hero Community Library, South Hero, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209. ‘Revenge Series Book Discussion’: Page turners explore this passionate and provocative emotion through E.L. Doctorow’s Welcome to Hard Times. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-0283. ‘The Painted Word’: Stanza scribblers express their love of verse at a Burlington Poets Society meeting, followed with readings by Sue Burton and David Cavanagh. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6:15-7:30 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5. ‘Vermont Reads’ Book Discussion: Bookworms dive into conversation about Julie Otsuka’s When the Emperor Was Divine over a “Dine & Discuss.” Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. m


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OTHERS seeking… BI-CHICK NEEDS A REFRESHER COURSE Happily married couple searching for another normal couple for sensual fun. She is bi & wants to show him that side of her. She has been out of the lifestyle for many years, but is anxious to jump back in! He has never been in & wants to experiment. Are you the ones to make it happen? ms_babe_girl, 44, l, #115168 NEW AT THIS! Happily married couple looking for some fun. We tried this once before with no luck - too much drama & talkers - so please, no drama! At this point we are looking for a F to join us, but wouldn’t rule out another couple. vthotcpl, 31, l, #115117 WILD, YOUNG & SEXY Very fit, attractive couple seeking a woman or the right couple to have some fun with. We are a clean, outdoorsy, educated couple looking for someone like minded. DDF, no men. realandwhanting, 23, u, l, #114995

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i Spy... City Market check-out You were the highlight of my member-worker hours bagging at City Market. You: short hair, 4:45 p.m. you came through the lane closest to the salad bar. You were buying packets of Emergen-C. Me: blond hair, blue shirt. If you are reading this, thanks for the smile :) I hope you are feeling better if the energy boost was for you. When: Sunday, September 13, 2009. Where: City Market Onion River Co-op. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906408 your first I Spy again Maybe. I don’t believe in goddesses. I’m glad that you found my lost man-purse & that its contents are intriguing. An empty room, a large aquarium, a stack of letters, a wood floor, a window & your bed. Shalom. So, what does being a friend mean to you... When: Tuesday, June 9, 2009. Where: A Light in the Attic. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906407 Proportional I feel for you a love proportional to my heart. Today, again, my heart grows. Let the dock rock from its moorings from our moves! Happy birthday. When: Thursday, May 15, 2008. Where: K-town. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906406 Price chopper Shelburne Rd. Thursday I spy with my little eye ... attractive woman w/ brown hair & a full shopping cart in the dairy section of PC. I couldn’t help myself and I had to talk to you. We made small talk for a little while & then you went on shopping. Maybe next time we could do our shopping together? Date, time, place? When: Thursday, September 17, 2009. Where: Price Chopper. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906405 The Latest Headline Please, let me be honest: This is an open, loving & sincere thank you to each and every one of you. I do what I can when I can, but I could not do it without the support of all of you. I would, however, like to give a special shout out to a beautiful, caring & accepting individual. Continued in another post... When: Thursday, September 17, 2009. Where: everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906403 Asiana Sushi Adonis You always look so in charge & handsome behind the sushi bar. I love watching your hands work creating so many delights. I’d spend eternity discovering the pattern of your freckles if I could. The moment our eyes first met I felt our souls align. I’d ask you you to make me the happiest woman alive, but you already have... When: Saturday, September 12, 2009. Where: 191 Pearl St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906402 Smiles at Good Stuff You: working long hours selling fun things :) Me: dubbing around the store with my friend & purchasing a bub after being very indecisive. Sorry for your GF letting you go because of your current occupation, but you seemed sweet, so I won’t hold it against you. When: Thursday, September 17, 2009. Where: Good Stuff, Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906401 a more than trivial pursuit It has been too long / since we have done one of these / rhythmic distractions / I think you will like when you’re on scouting for love / knowing you’re adored. When: Thursday, September 17, 2009. Where: scholastically engaged. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906400 Starstruck Cinderfella You: knockout redhead in long, purple swirled, retro dress at Cinderfella Wednesday night. Me: ‘Fella too shy to say anything besides hello. Cinderella had a second chance - give this ‘fella one? (Shoe optional.) When: Wednesday, September 16, 2009. Where: Cinderfella, Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906399 Sexy Woman at Hannaford’s, Wednesday, 4 p.m. I saw an attractive woman w/ brown hair & tan skin wearing a beige suit & heels at Hannaford’s on Shelburne road. I couldn’t take my eyes off of you. You should get in touch... When: Wednesday, September 16, 2009. Where: Hannaford’s on Shelburne Rd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906398

STAR, Where Are YOU? I’m looking for my Goddess. I need to find thee, I keep on dreaming of you. Please respond so we can finally put this together again & put that night to a rest! When: Wednesday, August 13, 2008. Where: in my heart’s core!. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906384

Sen. Bernie Sander’s boat ride 9/13 Noticed your smile as you were working for Health Is a Human Right in support of Sen. Bernie Sanders. Then there you were again when I arrived to Yo La Tengo 9/15. Then in the parking lot as I left. Would’ve said hello, but you were driving away:^) It’s made me think ... hmmm, we must have something we need talk about? Silly, maybe? When: Sunday, September 13, 2009. Where: Sen. Sander’s boat ride/Yo La Tengo. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906397 Bolton sunshine Let’s visit before the sun leaves us for the summer! Love to visit sometime where you generally park! Green gate. We have met before ... hands on! Let’s play again! When: Tuesday, September 1, 2009. Where: Bolton. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906396 Blue eyes in McDonald’s, 9/12 Saturday night, couldn’t help but notice you while in McDonald’s on Heineberg Rd. in Colchester. You were in line when my brother & I went to sit in a booth near the TV. You sat in the booth across from us. I like the way your blue plaid matched your eyes. When: Saturday, September 12, 2009. Where: Colchester Golden Arches. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906395 Williston Sorry about your being moved to the background. I miss your easy smile and competence. If you are single, would love to go out sometime? When: Saturday, August 29, 2009. Where: Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906393 Out on the lake The boat ride was pretty cool; the beverages were nice, too. Let’s do it again sometime. You: the red dress. Me: jeans & a white T-shirt. Awesome. When: Saturday, September 5, 2009. Where: out on the water. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906392 Nice Biker Type Guy Walmart We met briefly at Walmart while in line at Dunkin’ Donuts. You ordered a medium coffee. You: tall, longish hair, black tee & jeans, tatoo on your left arm. We talked about cellphones as I had been looking at one. Me: on the short side, shorter hair & brown eyes. I was wearing pink top & stone colored pants. When: Tuesday, September 15, 2009. Where: Walmart/Dunkin’ Donuts. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906391 ferrisburgh mobil station ,9/14, around noon Me: tall balding guy. You: gave me the nicest smile I have seen in forever. You’re a very attractive brunette & I was wondering if you were single and might care to chat sometime. Thanks & hope to hear from you. xxoo Me. When: Monday, September 14, 2009. Where: Ferrisburgh Mobil station. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #906390 Art Hop Harmonica Directions “Can I help you find anything?” Then I couldn’t actually help. If you find yourself looking for directions again in the halls of that Pine St. building, I’d be open to not helping again. When: Friday, September 11, 2009. Where: Art Hop. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906389 Full Tank So in the last month or so you have managed to sell me two pieces; most recently at the fortune cookie sale. You were joking about your hair getting long. I’m the long-haired brunette. Anyway, I hope you read this ... maybe give me a reason to pop back into the store or grab a drink sometime? When: Saturday, September 12, 2009. Where: Full Tank. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906388 bartender on the ethan allen Saw you Sunday night, 9/6, top deck of the Ethan Allen at my friend’s wedding. You were pouring the drinks. I was singing songs. You promised me that captain’s shirt. Wondering if would could talk it over during dinner? When: Sunday, September 6, 2009. Where: on top deck of the Ethan Allen. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #906387 Cute Umiak Girl I met you a couple weeks ago. You rented me & my friends a canoe. You said I was driving your dream truck. My friends said I should have asked you out. They were right. How about a hike sometime? When: Sunday, September 6, 2009. Where: Umiak, Stowe. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906386

Handsome Bluegrass Fan You: about 5’8 short brown hair & beard, cargo shorts, Adidas shoes, UVM hockey T-shirt w/ plaid shirt. Me: older, curly brown hair with some gray, cargo shorts, sandals, light green T-shirt. We were dancing beside each other at Railroad Earth show. I asked you what time it was; you checked your cell. Want to hang out listening to bluegrass? When: Friday, September 11, 2009. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Man. u #906383 Wreck in Ripton We met under the strange circumstance of both being at the scene of an accident where a redneck wrapped his truck around a tree. You were on your way to a pig roast, and I had been target shooting. Coincidentally we were both wearing red. You said your name was Merie. Care to get together for a cup of tea? When: Saturday, September 12, 2009. Where: Ripton. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906382 mystery man I see you everywhere, mostly at late-night dance parties. You always catch my eye & I am wondering why. Say hi next time to the girl in the sparkle dress. When: Sunday, September 13, 2009. Where: can’t really remember. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906380 Hoping you’ll see this someday I’m not butter without my bread... When: Monday, September 14, 2009. Where: Washington, DC. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906379 City Market Saturday, 10 a.m. You were wearing glasses, buying bananas, chicken & coffee. I was getting coffee & breakfast, in line in front of you, wearing a blue dress, boots & glasses. You seem familiar ... did we meet a few years ago? Can we meet again? When: Saturday, September 12, 2009. Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906378 NH cutie at what ales you We had a night out on the town a few weeks back. We laughed & laughed & chatted a lot. Things are going better, way better. It’s kinda nice. I’m sorry about spilling that beer on you, too - the bar was at capacity that night. I hope you live it up when you go back to NH. When: Saturday, September 5, 2009. Where: Burlington scene. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906377 First Friday Libby: Met you at First Friday. We danced, we kissed, you seemed available & got my number. Too bad you had to leave early. Would love to connect again sometime. When: Friday, September 4, 2009. Where: First Friday Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #906376 Bristol Bakery Brunch Thanks for the directions to Mt. Abe. My younger relative & I had a great time on the mountain. Maybe you’d like to join me next time? When: Sunday, September 13, 2009. Where: Bristol Bakery. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906375

Dear Mistress Maeve, I’ve been single for a while, and I’m looking to get back into the dating game. I recently was introduced to the older sister of a close friend of mine, and we hit it off. About a week ago I had a party at my house, which both my friend and his sis attended. I found out from my friend at the party, in some vague terms, that his sister had some interest in me. He also, while hammered drunk, gave me his “full blessing” to “hit on [his] sister.” However, I worry about whether he actually feels comfortable about it. He’s the kind of guy who is more apt to put on a brave face than speak out about something that bothers him. On top of that, his sister is coming off a serious relationship, and I don’t know her thoughts on dating again. Personally, I’m not expecting anything serious, and it makes me worry that if I do opt to pursue the sister and it doesn’t work out, things will become awkward among the three of us. Do I take a shot with the sis, or play it safe with my buddy? Signed, Bro Code in Boston Dear Bro Code, Forget it. If you’re “not expecting anything serious,” don’t even go there. The Bro Code — a set of laws dictating how dudes interact — prohibits you from pursuing a relationship with your buddy’s sister unless you are ready to make her your bride. Given your lukewarm feelings and her fresh-out-of-a-relationship status, you are better off hosting your pants-off danceoff with someone else. However, if your feelings for her grow, there is hope. Have a talk with your friend. Let him know that, while you appreciate his drunken blessings, you’d prefer his sober reassurance. If you date her, you must be the consummate gentleman — you’ll have little room for error in this relationship and a high price to pay if you screw it up. Be sure you care enough about this girl to risk your friendship with your buddy — because that’s exactly what’s at stake.

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HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY LOVEY A year ago you gave me your number and we sat & talked in my car til 6 in the morning. I love you so much & am so happy we are still together. You mean more to me than you will ever know & I hope we have many more years together. Love always, cookies & cakes. When: Saturday, September 13, 2008. Where: everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906374 GIMME! To the incredibly handsome man w/ beautiful green eyes who shouted “Gimme!” You may not have my Sana Cruz Blur but you may have my heart, my devotion & all the juicy love I have for you. When: Saturday, September 12, 2009. Where: Red Square. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906373 Trout River Brewery Waitress Your blue eyes lit a fire inside me, a fire that hasn’t burned in a long time & hasn’t stopped burning since. I can’t stop thinking about you. I loved your tattoos on your hand & wrist. I need to know who you are. You lit this fire - only you can you can put it out! When: Friday, September 11, 2009. Where: Trout River Brewery Lyndonville. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906372

Hot wife & model When: Sept 1. Where: Greensboro. Who: The bestest, coolest, most amazing wife & model. Your hair was down and you were looking hot in a slinky white number. The cheers from the crowd when you were ready to pose for the photos just echoed what everyone was thinking. WOW, that lady is super fine. I love you baby! m. When: Thursday, September 10, 2009. Where: Greensboro. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906369 Vermont Pub & Brewery You’re tall w/ dark hair & a great smile, and you waited on my table of 7 at VPB on Thursday night. I was the taller “twin” w/ the cast on his arm, and I couldn’t help looking at you whenever you walked by. I’d love to talk w/ you sometime when you’re not running from table to table. When: Thursday, September 10, 2009. Where: Vermont Pub & Brewery. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906368

FAHC 9/10 Shared an elevator around 4:30 p.m. on 9/10. You are a very handsome, well-dressed, darkhaired man. I was in khakis & a white top, with a client. You had a warm smile. Single? When: Thursday, September 10, 2009. Where: FAHC. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906367 Her I still think about her. I still love her. I hope she’s doing well and that her daughter is, too. I’m sorry it didn’t work. When: Wednesday, June 10, 2009. Where: at her place, many months ago. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906366

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3 BR Shelburne: $1800 Freshly carpeted & painted 2-floor condo w/ 2.5 BAs. Incl. 1-car garage & small porch. Located in the Gables Residential Community near Shelburne Museum. $1800/mo. (not incl. utils.). Quiet neighborhood, great community, great location. Call today! Info: Alex Slauson, 802-734-3564. 3-BR home in S. Hero 2 BA. 1.5 acres. Above-ground pool. New HDWD in living/dining rooms. New carpet throughout BRs. W/D hookups. NS/pets. Section 8 approved. Info: Kelly Cota, 802-324-1955. Avail. 10/1, 3-BR House Burlington, Plattsburg Ave. Lg., 2 BAs, quiet residential area w/ yard. 2 fireplaces, gas heat, W/D. 1-bay garage. Lg. study/office, family room, HDWD. $1599/+ utils. Call 802-658-3053. Beautiful RoofTop Apt. Main Street Landing on Burlington’s Waterfront. 1500 sq.ft. of HDWD, 2-BR, 2-BA, W/D room, state-ofthe-art kitchen. West-facing lg. patio w/ awning for spectacular views of the lake, Adirondacks & evening sunsets. $2500/mo. Heat & air incl. By appt. only. Info: Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. Bristol Country Home Nice 3-BR, 2-BA house just 2 miles from downtown Bristol. Snow plowing, lawn mowing & trash removal incl. Info: Jean Clark, 802453-2504. Burington Downtown 3 rooms. $780/mo. incl. heat, HW, trash removal, coin-op. W/D onsite, parking for 1 car. Close to shopping, restaurants, hospital, university. NO PETS. 802-373-0262, 802-8629335. Burlington Avail. now. 31 Hyde St. 3-BR condo, 1.5-BA, W/D, low utils., parking. $1150/mo. No dogs. Info: 802-862-7467. Burlington - Walkable 1 BR Sunny, new paint/carpets, parking, short walk to downtown/waterfront, family-friendly neighborhood. NS/dogs. Credit check. Avail. now. $795+/mo. Info: Tiki Archambeau, 802-734-2423.

For Rent 1 BR Downtown Efficient Avail Oct. 1. 2nd floor. $615/mo. incl. water & trash removal. Some parking. Deposit. 802-238-0064. 1-3-BR Affordable Apts. 1-BR apts., $817/mo. 2-BR, $966/mo. 3-BR, $1179/mo. Incl. heat & HW! Weekly yoga classes, fitness center, movie room & monthly community events! To qualify: 1 person makes less than $31,740/ yr., 2 people <$36,300 combined, 3 people <$40,800 combined, 4 people <$45,360 combined. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com. 1-BR Apt., Williston Quiet, offstreet parking (1 vehicle only), near bike path. Pet friendly. Avail. Nov. 1. $775/mo., incl. heat incl. 1-year lease. Call before 9:00 p.m. Info: Carmyn Stanko, 802-8785146, CarmynS@aol.com.

Burlington Colchester Ave. 3 BR. Parking, W/D. No dogs. Avail. now. $1150/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com. Burlington Downtown Unique 2-BR apts. Overlooking park w/ great lake views. Beautiful HDWD throughout, separate DRs, W/D, storage units. Yard. Well maintained. Off-street parking. NS/ pets. Lease. $1295-$1350/mo. Info: 802-476-4071. Burlington Downtown Beautiful, sunny, spacious, quiet, 2nd floor. Lg. kitchen, LR, porches, yard. Well maintained. Storage. W/D. Walk downtown/FAHC/UVM. $1860/mo. incl. heat, water. NS/ pets. Avail. Oct. 15. Info: 802862-4584. Burlington Duplex 3 BR Lg., 1 BA, remodeled, South End, townhouse-like. 3 floors: 1st-floor LR/ DR/kitchen w/ DW; 2nd floor is 2 BRs, BA; 3rd floor is a super lg.

master BR w/ walk-in closets. New gas furnace. $1550/mo. incl. water, trash, winter parking, backyard. Deposit, refs., lease, no pets. Call 660-8957. Burlington Lake House 2-BR Furnished, gas heat, 10 min. to downtown, incredible views. $1200/mo. + utils. Also, 1-room cabin, furnished. $700/mo. + utils. Both avail. 10/1 thru end of May. NS. Lease, refs. Info: 802862-3719. Burlington South Meadow 2-BR w/ attached garage, full BA, onsite W/D, gas heat utils. not incl. NS/pets. Avail. 11/1. $950/ mo. + dep. Info: 802-864-9966. Burlington South Meadow Lg. 3-BR, full BA, onsite W/D, gas heat utils. not incl. NS/pets, avail. 10/1. $1200/mo. + dep. Info: 802-864-9966. Burlington Waterfront Apt. Incredible location, gorgeous views, on Waterfront Park, walk downtown. Light & comfortable. 1 BR, HDWD, W/D, parking, plowing, fully furnished. Avail. now. $1250/mo. + utils. Info: 802-5786120. Burlington, N. Willard St. Avail. Oct 15. Studio, HDWD. $695/mo. incl. heat, HW. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x1030, www.nevilleco.com. Burlington: City Bluffs North Ave: 3-level, 2-BR, 2.5-BA townhouse w/ 1236 sq.ft., tall ceilings, W/D, jetted tub, private deck, 2-car garage. Avail. now; 1 year. $1400/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rental s @ hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. Cambridge Village 1 & 2 BR Modern. Walk to stores. Skiing & hiking close by. 30-40 minutes to Essex or Burlington. No pets. $595/695/mo. +. Info: 802-8638200. Colchester Unfurnished 2-BR, 1.5-BA, eat-in kitchen, W/D hookups, garage. Avail. Oct. 1. $1200/ mo. Info: Gail, 802-846-9519. Colchester $875/mo. 4 rooms w/ 2-BR, full BA, nice location. Convenient to lake, schools, bike path, I-89. Coin-op W/D on premises. Parking. No pets. Avail. now. 1-yr. lease. 802-878-6691, 802862-9335. Colchester 1 BR Oct. 1 Mallett’s Bay. Quality finish. Private, bright & spacious. Beach & bike path. $850/mo. incl. utils. Deposit & refs. 802-399-5821. Colchester Village, 1-BR In quiet neighborhood. No pets. $760/mo. incl. all heat, electric, parking, garbage, plowing. 802-876-7843. Info: Pierre Apartments. Colchester lakefront house Nice yard, plenty of parking, off street & very quiet. Master BR has huge closet & deck overlooking lake. Newer kitchen cabinets. Near bike path. Info: 802-5782460. ESSEX LOVELY 3-BR HOUSE Office, mudroom, lg. eat-in kitchen, garage, unfinished basement, gas heat, W/D, DW, deck, backyard, 2 driveways, NS/cats/dogs, refs., credit check, dep., 1-yr. lease, $1500/mo. + utils. Rent incl.

water, sewer, trash pickup, lawn care. Info: Jan Morse, 802-3434631, janmorse@comcast.net. Essex Jct. 1-BR avail. Oct. 1. Centrally located, close to IBM. Parking. NS/pets. $815/mo. incl. heat & HW. Dep. req. Info: 802879-7735. Essex Jct: Unique Home School Street: 3-BR, 1.5-BA townhouse w/ old charm: natural woodwork, banister staircase. Porch, formal dining, garage, W/D in basement. Avail. now; 1-yr. $1200/ mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. Fairfax:Updated Cape $1400 Nicely maintained 3BR w/ office, 2 BAs, 2-car garage, great kitchen, huge deck, lots of light, screened porch. Avail. now; 1 year. $1300/ mo. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey. Hinesburg Private Estate Gorgeous views on 10 acres. Nicely furnished & equipped 2800 sq.ft. Master suite & 2nd BR avail. mid. Oct.-May. See online. Owner/ broker. $950/mo.+. Info: Helen Rosenblum, 802-482-2041, rosenblum_vt@yahoo.com. Huntington Very nice lg. 1-BR apt. Base of Camels Hump. $1200/ mo. incl. heat, electric & satellite. NS/pets. Avail. Oct. 1. Info: 802-434-7139. Jericho: Furnished Home Hirams Crossing: 2-BR, 1.5-BA house w/ 1000 sq.ft. & breathtaking setting on Mill Brook w/ 10-ft. deep swimming hole. Pet OK. Oct. 15, 2009 - May 31, 2010. W/D, flat-screen TV. $995/ mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. Luxury Apartments Keen’s Crossing! Are you looking for the space & convenience of a home in an apt. setting? 17 floor plans, incl., variously: lg. closets, bay windows, private exterior entrance, W/D hookups, central A/C! Our community offers many amenities, such as fitness & movie rooms. Prices vary, but all incl. heat, HW, sewer/trash. Call for details & pricing! EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com. NEW HOME CONSTRUCTION S. Burlington: 3-BR, 2.5-BA, 2200 sq.ft. townhome w/ HDWD, granite kithen counters, central A/C, central vac, natural gas heat/HW, gas fireplace, full basement, 2-car garage. 6-mo. min. lease. Call Michelle at 802-863-8323 ext. 18. Info: South Village Communities, LLC, 802-863-8323-18, southvillage.com. NEW HOME CONSTRUCTION S. Burlington: 3-BR, 2.5-BA, 2400 sq.ft. single family home w/ home office, heated 3-season room, HDWD, stainless kitchen appliances, central A/C, central vac, natural gas heat/HW gas fireplace, full basement, 2-car garage. 6-mo. min. lease. $2400/ mo. Call Michelle at 802-863-8323 ext. 18. Info: South Village Com-

munities, LLc, Michelle Holgate, 802-343-7107. Pearl Street Victorian Sunny studio apt., lots of windows & nice woodwork, roomy kitchen. Rent incl. heat/HW, NS/pets. $760/mo. 1-yr. lease. Avail. Oct. 1. Info: 802-372-6153. Quiet 2 BR, 2 BA + office Well maintained, spacious, HDWD, spiral staircase, private front/back porch, yard w/ perennials, full basement, W/D. No pets. Avail. now. $1250/ mo. + utils. 1-yr. lease. Info: 802338-0430, germainstreetapt@yahoo.com, germainstreetapartment. shutterfly.com. Richmond Village Unfurnished. Sm. 2-BR. NS/pets. Lease. Parking. Credit check, ref. Please lv. msg. Info: 802-434-3238. Richmond Village Furnished. Sm. 1-BR. NS/pets. Lease. Parking. Credit check, references. Please lv. msg. Info: 802-434-3238. S. Burlington 2-BR Queen City Park, gorgeous house, gourmet kitchen, full basement, stone/ wood floors, sky lights, fireplace, 2-car garage, lake view/access, avail. Nov 1. NS. $1750/mo. Info: 802-425-2910. S. Burlington 3-BR Condo Lg., gorgeous, excellent location, deck, W/D in the unit, gas heat. Beautiful grounds, pool, tennis courts. $1500/mo. + utils. 1 cat OK. NS/dogs. Call Christine at 802-343-8114. Vergennes 2-BR Quiet, offstreet parking, yard, W/D hookups. $795/mo. + $350 deposit., incl. heat & water. Avail. now, no dogs. Call 655-1474. Waterbury 3 BR, Oct. 1 7 rooms, W/D hookup, lg. yard, 2-car parking, pets negotiable, 1 mile from I-89. $850/mo. + utils. Call 802244-5421. Williston Unfurnished 3-BR house, 1-BA, eat-in kitchen, lg. lot, W/D, convenient location. Avail. now. $1200/mo. Info: Gail, 802-846-9519. Winooski 2 BRs Nov. 1 Beautiful, sunny, private, architecturally remodeled, w/ new windows, new lg. kitchen & BA, wood floors, huge LR w/ natural gas fireplace. Great yard, full basement w/ W/D hookups. Natural gas heat. $1050/mo. + utils., NS. Info: 802425-2910. Winooski LeClair St. Avail. Oct. 15. 1 BR. $700/mo. Parking. 2nd floor. Quiet neighborhood. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com.

For Sale Riverview, Richmond 2-BR mobile home, very nice, HDWD floor LR, eat-in kitchen, 2-door refrigerator, cathedral ceiling, gas heat, deck, shed. Financing possible. Sale after divorce. $30,500. Info: 802-253-8841. Sustainable Cottage Living Beautiful. Affordable. kirbycottages.com. New S. Burlington single-family cottages w/ superinsulation, attention to detail, quality finishes on shared landscaped common. Marketed by Infill Realty, 802-338-5552.

Wolcott House/Waterfall Vermont classic. 1860s. Year round/paved road. Rocking chair porch, stone patio, stately ledges. Unique. 30 min. to Vermont Studio Center, Johnson State College, Sterling College; 45 min. to Goddard College, Montpelier, Union Institute, New England Culinary Institute, Stowe skiing; 10 min. to Lake Elmore; 90 min. to Burlington. 2 BR, 1 full BA. Virtual tour at Realtor.com; MLS #2906792. Jane Barbour, Barbour Realty, 802-3717639, 802-888-5444.

Housemates ALL AREAS - ROOMMATES.COM Browse hundreds of online listings w/ photos & maps. Find your roommate w/ a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommates. com. (AAN CAN) Burlington Mature prof. wanting to share 4-BR townhouse 2 mi. from downtown. NS. Quiet neighborhood. Incl. private BA/ entrance. Must love animals. $525/mo. + 1/3 utils. Info: 802578-0599. Charlotte Female wanted for west village apt. Pets negotiable. Avail. Nov. 1. $800/mo. incl. parking, W/D, all utils. (except phone). Dep. req. Donna, 4254168, lv. msg. Female roomate wanted Looking for like-minded female to share 3-BR townhouse in peaceful, sunny location near Essex line. Respectful, clean, drama-free atmosphere. Mo. to mo. Oct. 1. Utils. incl. Info: 802-343-4412. Hinesburg Share 2-BR in Hinesburg. Prefer female. $500/mo. incl. heat, HW & electric. W/D. Pets welcome. Info: Kimberly, 802-343-4605. Lg. house Roommate wanted to share 4 BR w/ 2 young professionals. Free parking, W/D, lg. backyard. Quiet, clean, safe. Pool/hot tub. $550/mo. Sept. 1. Bill, 802881-5937. Malletts Bay Mature professional wanted to share new 2 BR. Must love dogs but not have 1 sorry! 1/2 utils. run ~$150. NS. Parking. Info: 802-233-4598. Master BR Suite Lg., w/ gorgeous lake views, in 4-BR home. Secluded but less than 20 minutes from UVM, FAHC. $500/mo. incl. everything. Info: 802-893-8880. Peaceful Burlington house Seeking considerate, responsible housemate to share a calm, sweet, comfortable, quiet house in a small, secluded, friendly neighborhood. Old 2-story home, W/D, porches, parking; couple minutes walk to beaches, parks, bike path. $550/mo. + shared utils. Avail. Oct. 1. Info: 802-864-2890. Roomate needed Quiet professional looking for someone to share a 2-BR apt. in E. Charlotte. Lg. BRs & living area. NS is a must. Info: 802-865-1944.

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Views can be yours with some additional tree cutting from the building envelope of this 11 acre Underhill parcel. This acreage is surrounded on most sides by Land Trust property and is view protected in perpetuity. Building site sits high on a knoll. $255,000

Inviting rear deck framed by lush landscaping overlooks open space with mountain views in this 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath Williston end unit Townhome. Inside discover some hardwood and ceramic flooring, huge closets and full basement, garage. Pet friendly. $273,000

This duplex is well maintained with newer roof, paved drive and parking area, some replacement windows, some newer appliances. Good rental history. Offered at $239,900.

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Total privacy and easy walk to village center with school, stores, post office and more. Quiet, dead-end street. Great views and light! Miles of hiking/X-country ski trails right outside your door! 3 bedrooms, hardwood floors, finished basement. $263,900

Lovely Shelburne house priced below assessed value. Convenient location in fantastic neighborhood. Walk to stores, bus line and beautiful park with playground. Large, finished basement, 3 bedrooms and office. Huge backyard. Quiet street. Fresh paint. $269,000

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This well-maintained 2 unit in the heart of downtown Burlington offers off-street parking. Separate utilities. One 2 bedroom unit and one 1 bedroom unit. Gas heat. Easy access to busline, shopping and restaurants. $215,000

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Hillside ranch on 12 acres. Open floor plan, 3 bedrooms, and 2 baths. Pine & birch flooring. 400 sq.ft. motherin-law apt. with 1 bedroom & 1 bath. On Hinesburg/ Monkton border, easy commute! $239,000.

Great village home with many wonderful features. Formal dining room, living room, and a parlor. 3 bedrooms and an updated bathroom. Screened front porch and enclosed back porch. All on a large lot with small barn. $210,000.

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Main Street Landing On Burlington’s waterfront has affordable office & retail space. Dynamic environment with progressive and forward-thinking businesses. Mainstreetlanding.com, click on space avail. Offices in South End Burl. 2 offices in Pine Street Arts District. 1 in open studio ($250/ mo.), 1 private ($375/mo.). Professional setting of architects/ designers. 802-540-0361. Utils. incl. except telephone. Info: Jeffrey Schneider. S. Burlington office space 750 sq.ft. office on Swift St. near Shelburne Rd., lg. room w/ small office. Rent incl. parking & utils. $725/mo. Info: Patrick Waters, 802-425-3258. WWW.BURLINGTONSPACES.COM Creative spaces for creative people. Awesome spaces under construction. Avail. Oct. 1. 215 College, 400 sq.ft. 209 College, 1200 sq.ft. 208 Flynn, 1150 sq.ft. 182 Main, 1500 sq.ft. Info: 802-316-6452.

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Own this great little renovated two bedroom on the South End of Burlington. Part of a 3-unit association, fees include snow, garbage, lawn care, water and sewer. Includes plenty of off-street parking and an oversized one-car garage. Nice basement. $209,900.

Neat & clean 2 bedroom, 3 bath condo. Ready to move in! Eat-in kitchen, dining and living rooms, large family room in lower level. Private deck with wooded area nearby and one car garage. $210,000.

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3 bedroom, 2 bath, 2 story home located in the heart of Burlington. Approx. 1300 sq.ft. this property features an open floor plan, beautiful pine floors throughout, updated kitchen, baths and a lg. master BR. Lg. fencedin yard, storage shed w/ power and a new front porch. $299,500. liamos real estate 802-658-1957

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Free Stuff Is Your House Haunted? Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.” Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. Info: Matthew Borden, 8027:59:01 AM 881-1171, bigbigdeal3@aol.com.

Horse Boarding Ferrisburgh, $300/mo. 1 mi. off Rt. 7. New 5-stall barn. Incl. heated water, stall turnout to pasture, feed, hay & nice outdoor arena. Pasture board also avail. $200/mo. Info: Michelle, 802-877-9933.

Furniture 2 FULL-SIZE SOFAS Matching. $150/ea. Clean, excellent condition. Blue & cream stripe; heavyduty, washable cotton fabric. Call Connie, 482-4095. Ashley Couch & LoveSeat Matching. Durablend fabric, in a taupe suede. NS house, gently used. $550 for both. Info: 802578-0107, shanspice@yahoo.com. Kid’s Furniture - NEW In boxes. Solid wood. Crib, 3 in 2, $345. Bunk bed w/ ladder, $350. Twin bed w/ trundle, $450. Twin mattress, $105. 802-598-0316. Kitchen Dining Table W/ 6 chairs & glass top. Good condition. $300. OBO. Info: 802-879-7160.

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Loft-Style Bedroom Set W/ bed, dresser, desk w/ shelf, bookcase, chair. Full twin, loft or stand alone. Asking $550 (original price $1400). Info: 802-868-4468.

2 Tires For Sale 1 studded 21575-R15 Weathermaster; 2nd tire, Bridgestone DuelerH/T 684, PT0570-R15. Both excellent condition. $20 ea./OBO. Burlington. Info: 802-324-3113, dsmvt1@yahoo. com.

Mattress & Box - NEW Therapedic Euro Top w/ warranty. Never used, new. Sell $150. 802-7353431.

2001 Audi Quattro 1.8. Parts car! AWM engine code, auto. transmission, good motor (& other parts, too), 65K, red, $2600. Info: 802479-1491. NEW Double Bowl BLACK Sink Peachtree Forge PF51 Avera kitchen sink, 4 hole, Microban: 33” x 22” x 8.5”. Still sealed in box. Can email pics. Was $400. Asking $250. Info: 802-233-0289.

Mattress Sets - Brand New 100% new. 20 twin sets from $89499, 20 full sets from $135-499, 20 queen sets from $144-549, 20 king sets from $290-899. 350 sets in stock ready for pickup or delivery! Info: Underpriced Mattress Warehouse Co., 802-846-7622. Mattress in good condition Sealy Posture Premier X. 364 coils. Nice shape, no stains! 3 ft. wide, 6 ft. long. $35. Info: 802860-1544.

Memory Foam Mattress Visco mattress w/ allergen-resistant cover. Warranty incl., still in plastic, never used. Sell $325. 802734-0788. Memory Foam Mattress - New Super high quality, all sizes, all new, all in stock. Twin mattress from $225, full from $299, queen from $339, king from $399. Info: Underpriced Mattress Warehouse Co., 802-846-7622. PLATFORM BED/MATT. COMBO Plush pillowtop. 100% new. Both w/ 10-year warranty. Twin combo from $329, full from $449, queen from $499, king from $649. Info: Underpriced Warehouse Co., 802846-7622. Queen-Sized Mattress “Caresse.” In great condition, $75. Info: 802-578-0107, shanspice@ yahoo.com.

Garage/Estate Sales AUCTION OF ABANDOND ITEMS The contents of 6 abandoned storage units, October 24 at 10 a.m. Please come early to 199 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Flynn Ave Self Storage, 802-859-0199, flynnave@myfairpoint.net, www. flynnaveselfstorage.com. Annual Rummage Sale Treasures from over 200 families! Saturday, September 26, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., 359 Turtle Lane off Harbor Rd. in Shelburne. Info: Lake Champlain Waldorf School.

Registered Shorkie Puppies 2 females, 1 male - vet checked, first shots, wormed & ready to go. Lovable, family oriented & ready for a good home. $600/each Info: 802-723-5777. Shepherd Mix 5 yrs. old, female. $150. Info: 802-503-3139.

Sports Equipment Bowling League Openings Join 1 of our short season bowling leagues at Spare Time in Colchester on Monday or Tuesday at 9 p.m. Info: Bonnie, 802-6552720. Kayak Storm Current Design 17’, rear rudder, front & rear hatch. 2 avail.: red or yellow. Orig. price $1600 + tax. Sell for $895 ea. Call Frank. Info: 802-860-1544. Near Infrared Sauna Made in Vermont. Amazing health tools. More effective & more affordable than far infrared. Worth checking out! $799. Info: 802-734-3403.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

GOOD STUFF SALE! Sept. 26 Midcentury/70s vintage household goods, furniture, lighting, decor, A/V, office supplies & equipment, books, bike, L&L J23 manual kiln. Sat. 10-3 p.m. 420(ish) Pine St., behind Speeder & Earl’s. Info: Paige Russell Design, Paige Russell. Garage Sale Essex Jct. 9/259/27, 9:30 p.m. - 5 p.m. 159 West St. (across from church). Antiques, collectibles, dinnerware, home decor, computer center, printers, electronics, file cabinet, self-contained window-well, furniture, stroller, linens. Garage Sale Sep 26, 7:30-1 Furniture, artists supplies, books, kitchen gadgets, dishes, cutlery, varikennels, garden cart, garden tools, bicycles. Moving. Everything goes. 17 Hideaway Ln. Williston. MULTI-FAMILY YARD SALE 850 Hinesburg Rd., S. Burlington, 9/25 & 9/26, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Household goods, clothing, toys, furniture, games, crafts, etc. Yard Sale Arbors, Sat., Sept. 26, 9:00-4:00, 687 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Proceeds to benefit our One Company Fund for associates in need. Info: The Arbors at Shelburne, 802-985-8600.

Pets Dog For Sale 2 y.o. redbone hound, excellent demeanor. Call Burlington, Vt., at 802-324-9181 or 802-309-3862. Asking $400. Info: 802-324-3113. Hay Bales for Horses Just baled, $3.50/bale. You pick up. Rt. 128, Westford. Info: 802-5223826, skulpture@comcast.net, www.granitegardens.com. PUPPIES Min. schnauzer/pomeranian puppies. Dewormed, 1st shots, vet checked. 3 males, 2 females. Small adoption fee appreciated. 603-290-2761. Info: Heather Wheeler, 802-763-8184, heatherswheeler@aol.com. Persian/Maine Coon Cat Adult. Moving to the other side of the country & don’t want to put her through it. Info: 802-578-0107, shanspice@yahoo.com.

Bands/ Musicians David Rovics in Burlington Sunday, Sept. 27, 8 p.m., at Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St. Cosponsored by Peace & Justice Center & wbkm.org. Info: wbkm.org, Baruch Zeichner, 503-545-7102, www.wbkm.org.

For Sale Guitar Amp for sale Call Steve, 802-244-8998. Knabe Baby Grand Piano from 1922, only been in my family. Great shape. $5000/OBO. Info: Neal La Riviere, 802-782-1114. Tascam Digital Recorder Record like a pro w/ this 2488! Full of effects & on-board CD burner. Would consider trade/musical instruments. $450. Info: 802-8601544.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo & more. All ages/skill levels/interests! Supportive, professional teacher offering references, results & convenient scheduling, 7 days a week. Info: Andy Greene, 802658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail. com, www.andysmountainmusic. com.

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34B | september 23-30, 2009 | SEVEN DAYS

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New home, 3-BR, 3-BA, lg. 3-car garage. 1-hr. from Montreal, 45 min. from Jay Peak, 10 min. from Lake Carmi on dead-end road. Very peaceful & private. Orchards, lawns, maple trees. $275,000. Info: Betty, 802-285-2233.

Sweet.... Be your own boss! Option to live and work here and let the business pay your living expenses. Turnkey business in prime country location. Unique property with country charm. Willing to train. $453,000. 802-343-5694.

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9:21:02 AM Maintenance free living on9/14/09 Lake FSBO-DPoley092309.indd Champlain. 2-BR, 2.5-BA, 1400 sq.ft. Garage. Great views. Near bike path w/ beach access. Fireplace, deck, tennis, pool. Amazing sunsets year round. $278,999. 802-734-6770.

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FSBO-EFisher090909.indd 9:22:25 AM 1900+ sq.ft. condo w/ lots9/18/09 of bonus storage, ample closet space, walk-in pantry, attached garage, full deck w/ a retractable awning. Premier location, conveniently located near S. Burlington’s award winning schools, FAHC, Fairpoint, UVM, Champlain College and Downtown. $248,800. 802-860-6410

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Location, location. 26 Southwind Drive. 2-BR, 2.5-BA condo. 3-seasoned porch & attached garage. Private backyard borders Oakledge Park and lake. Many upgrades. Pool and tennis. Min. to bike path, lake, downtown, FAHC, UVM, airport and 89. Buyers/brokers welcome. $349,900. 802-371-8388.

3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, 2380 9/7/09 sq.ft. 7:23:15 PM Kitchen w/ breakfast bar, cherry cabinets, walk-in pantry. Gas fireplace in formal living room. Den, formal dining room. Hardwood, tile, carpet, insulated basement. $299,900. 802-782-8510.

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Cozy two bedroom, one bath farm style house with lots of charm. Many recent updates including new wood floors, wood-stove and updated bathroom. Deep back yard. A must see! $175,000. Motivated seller! For info contact Matt, 802-881-2811.

Monkton HoMe for Sale

9/8/09 FSBO-MLatiolais092309.indd 10:16:06 AM Located in the Village of Hinesburg, 3+ bedroom, 3200 sq.ft. 3 level home built 2003. Spacious floor plan w/ custom features/upgrades.Walking distance to schools, 15 minutes to Burlington. Email 44mulberryln@comcast.net for full posting. $425,900. 802-734-1245.

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10:16:07 AM $10K BELOW APPRAISED9/22/09 VALUE FSBO-MPerrault091609.indd at $233,800! 2001 hillside ranch on 5 acres w/ 20 acres of common land. 4 bedroom. Septic installed in 2005. 1-car detached garage/ shed. Easy commute to Burlington & Middlebury. 802-989-2512.

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DRUM LESSONS Have fun while achieving your goals as a drummer! Experienced, professional & active drummer seeks students of all ages, styles & abilities for private instruction. Study at your convenience in my Burlington studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curriculum, flexible scheduling & the best rates around. Info: steve@ stevehadeka.com. GUITAR LESSONS 1st-step beginners to advanced. 40+ yrs. experienced guitarist. I’m a patient individual who can help you achieve your goals quickly. Info: 802-860-1544. GUITAR INSTRUCTION Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ myfairpoint.net, www.rickbelford.com. GUITAR SCHOOL OF VERMONT “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition. Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. Info: 802-655-5800, www.guitarschoolofvermont.com.

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GUITAR INSTRUCTION All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College faculty). Info: 802-8627696, www.paulasbell.com.

Studio/ Rehearsal CD MASTERING ACMastering w/ Adrian Carr, NYC mastering engineer w/ Grammy nominations & new world-class Montreal facility. This mo. offering free mastering samples from your mixes. Attended/unattended sessions. Info: AC Mastering, 800-335-9103, adrian@acmastering.com, www. acmastering.com.

9/14/09 9:17:12 AM 3 bedroom ranch w/ full dry basement on 1.3 acres. Energy efficient water heater and lighting. Take a virtual tour at http://www. exactbuilt.com/apt.htm or call 802 899-1147. $165,000.

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River’s Edge Condo. End unit, 2-BR, 1.5BA, 1-car garage. Updates incl. ceramic tile, berber carpeting and new vanity for bathroom. Great location! $176,500. Call 802-598-5610.

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SCRAPBOOKING STUFF $400 in supplies. Will sell for $100. Contact for more info on items. All must go together! Info: 802-4884598.

ACTING & PERFORMING ARTS: Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-6524548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org. FlynnArts acting, music and dance classes are underway! Full-semester enrollment open for Adult Acting for Bashful Beginners, Laugh Attack: Standup Comedy, Teen Actor Training, and Find Your Voice! Group Singing Lessons.

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art ART FOR HEALING: Sep. 28 - Oct. 26, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $150 Location: JourneyWorks, 11 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 802-860-6203, jenkristel@ hotmail.com, www.journeyworksvt. com. We will use the arts as a way to help make sense of our emotional and spiritual world and the world

DAVIS STUDIO ADULT ART CLASSES: Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info: Davis Studio, Teresa Davis, 802-4252700, www.davisstudiovt.com. Adult/Teen Art Classes at Davis Studio. Classes & workshops start in October: Clay, Mosaics, Beginning Painting, Right Brain Drawing, Create a Children’s Book, Sewing Projects, Create Your Own Designer Jeans, Sweater Remix, Art Critique, Write an Artist’s Statement, Prepare Your Portfolio for Art School. Register online at davisstudiovt.com or call 802-425-2700. DAVIS STUDIO YOUTH ART CLASSES: Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info: Davis Studio, Teresa Davis, 802425-2700, wwwdavisstudiovt.com. Youth Art Classes at Davis Studio! Weekly classes starting in October: Get Creative With Clay, Magical Mosaics, Mapping the World Through Art, Asian Art, Aliens-Monsters & Robots, Acrylic Painting, Preschool Art, Write and Illustrate a Book, Drawing Techniques, Make Friends With Your Sewing Machine, Sew Your Own Stuffed Animals, Individualized Art. Register online at davisstudiovt. com or call 802-425-2700.

9/14/09 9:23:02 AM Spacious, historic, 2 bedroom condo. Huge master bedroom, hardwood floors throughout, updated kitchen & bathroom. Large basement storage/workshop. Recreational areas & community gardens at your doorstep. Minutes to St. Mike’s, UVM, FAHC & Burlington. $196,500. Call Sean & Molly, 802-310-4414.

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WINGSPAN: ART & FRENCH CLASSES: Location: Wingspan Painting Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info: Wingspan Painting Studio, Maggie Standley, 802-233-7676, maggiestandley@ yahoo.com, www.wingspanpaintingstudio.com. Spread your wings this fall with an invigorating class in the beautiful atelier of Maggie Standley. Diverse offerings include Drawing From the Inside Out for Adults, Plein-Air Painting/Sketching Weekend Workshop, Beginning French and Youth French & Art! View full class descriptions online or call. Let your imagination soar!

bodywork ISOMETRIC/ISOTONIC TECHNIQUES: Sep. 19-20, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $265/class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, 802-658-7715 x1, touchvt@ gmail.com, touchstonehealingarts. com. Techniques for working with inefficient muscular tension patterns and underdeveloped muscle tone are presented and practiced. Self-correcting reflexes are stimulated and habitual holding patterns released. The conscious use of obstacles promotes change from rigid physical patterns to greater mobility and allows the client to actively participate in the session.


SEVEN DAYS | september 23-30, 2009 | classifieds 35B

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burlington city arts Jewelry: Beginning Jewelry: Sep. 29 - Nov. 3, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $150/$135 BCA members (materials fees vary based on type and amount of metals used). Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Learn how to use jewelry hand tools to make original finished pieces of jewelry. Students will learn many techniques including sawing, forming, soldering and more. There will be two loosely based assignments adapted to each student’s ideas. Jewelry: Carving & Casting: Oct. 15 - Nov. 19, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $180/$162 BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn how to use soft cuttlebone as a mold to design and carve jewelry forms that will then be cast. The growth lines of the cuttlebone, which resemble the grain patterns of wood, create fascinating textures and will enhance students’ designs. Limit: 10. Photo: Intro to 35mm Film/ Dig.: Oct. 19 - Nov. 23, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $145/$130.50 BCA Members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Community Darkroom, Burlington. Explore the basic working of the manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera to learn how to take the photographs you envision. Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds and exposure, and learn the basics of composition, lens choice and film types/sensitivity. Limit: 15. No experience necessary. Photo: Intro to B&W & Darkroom: Thursdays, Oct. 15 - Dec. 10 (no class 11/26), 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $195/$175.50 BCA members (all paper, chemicals and film included). Location: Firehouse Center’s Community Darkroom, Burlington. Discover the mysteries of the darkroom and make your own photographic prints! Learn how to properly expose black and white film, process film into negatives, and make prints from those negatives. At the end of this class, participants will be ready to use the darkroom independently as community darkroom members. No experience necessary. Limit: 6. Photo: Mixed-Level Darkroom: Wednesdays, Oct. 7 - Dec. 9 (no class 11/11 & 11/15), 6-9 p.m. Cost: $250/$225 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Community Darkroom, Burlington. Guided sessions to help you improve our printing and film processing techniques and discussion of the technical and aesthetic aspects of your work will be included. Cost includes a darkroom membership for the duration of the class for outside-of-class printing and processing. Prerequisite: Intro to Black and White Film and the Darkroom or equivalent experience. Limit: 6. Photo: Night Photography: Oct. 6-20, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $95/$85.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Community Darkroom, Burlington. Learn how to take successful night exposures and learn to see light you may not have known could be used to make beautiful images. Demonstrations, hands-on photo shoots and critique will be included. Bring your film or digital SLR, a small notebook, flashlight, cable release and a tripod. Prerequisite: Intro to the 35MM Film or Digital SLR or equivalent experience. Limit: 8.

Digital Workflow: Oct. 22 - Nov. 12, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $250/$225 BCA members (includes all archival ink and paper). Location: Burlington Technical Center, Burlington High School, Burlington. Upload, organize, edit and print your digital photographs in this comprehensive workshop using Adobe Photoshop Lightroom. Importing images, using RAW files, organization, finetuning tone and contrast, color adjustments, and printing will all be covered. Includes archival ink and paper; bring a portable hard drive or flash drive with images. Prerequisite: Intro to the 35MM Film or Digital SLR or equivalent experience. Limit: 8. Print: What is Printmaking?: Oct. 7 - Nov. 25, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $235/$215 BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. This is an introduction class of a whole platter of printing techniques that can be used in combination to create unique prints. Explore and use a variety of layering monoprinting, relief, paper litho and stencils are included. Limit: 10. Silkscreening I: Oct. 6 - Nov. 17, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $195/$175 BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Design and print posters, T-shirts, fine art prints and more! Get exposed to a variety of techniques for transferring and printing images using hand-drawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Learn to apply photo emulsions, how to use a silkscreen exposure unit and how to mix and print images with waterbased inks. Limit: 8. Silkscreening II: Oct. 8 - Nov. 19, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $205/$185 BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Work with a professional silkscreen artist and learn how to use multiple screens and colors to make multilayered prints, posters and T-shirts. This class will add to your basic silkscreening knowledge. Materials list will be provided. Some materials included. Limit: 8. Drawing and Painting: Sep. 29 - Dec. 1, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $265/$238.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Begin with the basics of drawing and transition to painting with water-soluble oils. Students will learn many drawing and painting techniques and will learn how to apply composition, linear aspects, form and color theory to their work. Materials list will be provided. BCA will provide glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks. Limit: 10. Drawing: Abstract: Oct. 19 Nov. 23, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $120/$108 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Explore the truly unique qualities that drawing can offer! Students will work with a variety of diverse materials and will learn how to expand their drawings to include their unique thoughts, feelings and abstract ideas. Individual and group critiques will strengthen and enhance students’ ways of seeing. Limit: 12. Fashion Illustration: Wednesdays, Oct. 14 - Dec. 2 (no class 11/11 and 11/25), 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $120/$108 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn the basics of fashion illustration using gouache, marker, watercolor and more to render fabrics, illustrate your own designs, and experiment with a variety of fashion drawing styles for creating a portfolio. The class includes an overview of the fashion industry and the real-world applications of fashion illustration and design. Limit: 12.

Print: Drypoint and Intaglio: Oct. 19 - Nov. 30, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $235/$215 BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn the basics of copper etching and wiping. Students will explore drypoint and acid biting techniques, with weekly demonstrations on how to work copper into a textured surface. Anyone drawn to quality of lines, and process of building an image are encouraged to take this course. Limit: 10. Painting Contemporary Portrait: Wednesdays, September 23 - November 18 (no class 11/11), 1:30-4:30 p.m. Cost: $285/$256.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. For intermediate and advanced painters exploring nontraditional portraiture with emphasis on color, composition and expression. Participants will use water-soluble oils and will have a choice of human subjects (clothed models and mirrors for self-portraits will be available each week). Some portrait-drawing experience needed. Materials list will be provided. Limit: 10. Painting: Abstract: Oct. 8 Nov. 12, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $175/$157.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Students will be guided to explore the many exciting possibilities of abstract painting. Using the paint of their choice (water-soluble oils, acrylics or watercolor), students will be encouraged to experiment and try adding other media as well. Bring ideas or reference material to use as a starting place. Beginners to advanced. Limit: 10. Adobe In-Design: Thursdays, Oct. 22 - Dec. 3 (no class 11/26), 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $140/$126 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn the basics of Adobe In-Design software! Students will explore a variety of software techniques and will create projects ranging from family memorabilia books to print-ready brochures. This class is useful for people interested furthering their design skills. Students will learn some design, color and composition theory as well. Beginners are welcome! Limit: 6. Clay: Parent & Child Wheel: Oct. 3 - Nov. 7, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m., Weekly on Saturday. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Work with clay using the potter’s wheel while having a memorable experience with your child! Practice basic wheel working techniques and try handle making, trimming and glazing. Parents and children will each use their own wheel. Parents must monitor their child. All clay, tools, glazes and firings are included. Limit: 10. Clay: Wheel-Throwing I: Oct. 5 - Nov. 16, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members (clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag. Glazes and firings included). Limit: 12. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. An introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio. Work on the potter’s wheel learning basic throwing and forming techniques. Projects may include vases, mugs and bowls. Students will be guided through finishing techniques using slips and glazes. No experience necessary! Over 20 hours/week of open studio time to practice. Limit: 12. Clay: Wheel-Throwing II: Oct. 6 - Nov. 17, 7-9:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members (clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag. Glazes and firings included). Limit: 12. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Mixed-level class for advanced beginners and intermediate potters. Learn individualized tips and challenges for advancement on the wheel. Learn interme-

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community Hunger Banquet Benefit: Cost: $35/minimum per person. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, Kelly Story, 802-985-9746, www.vermontzen. org/special_events.html. Hunger Banquet Benefit for VT Campaign to End Childhood Hunger. On Sunday, October 18, at 4:30 p.m., the Vermont Zen Center will sponsor a Hunger Banquet to bring attention to the worldwide hunger crisis. Reservations required, limited space. Please contact the Zen Center by October 14 at 802-985-9746 or email vzc@att.net. Tickets may be purchased online here: www.vtnohunger.org/info/events.php. Minimum contribution: $35/person. All proceeds from meal, silent auction and raffle will be donated to hunger relief. Please also bring a vegetarian canned or boxed food item for the emergency food shelf.

cooking Raw Foods: Culinary Education: Sep. 26, 4-6 p.m. Cost: $65/person (space is limited). Location: 398 Main Street, East Middlebury. Info: 802-989-7099. Reach and maintain optimum health and weight, strengthen you immune system, eliminate cravings and inflammation and learn to prepare healthy dishes with great taste. Chef Elcin Oflaz will demonstrate how to create phenomenal “raw food” dishes from scratch in less than twenty min. each. Please RSVP by Sept. 23.

cvu access Art Classes at CVU High School: 150 fall offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs. org. 2 Watercolor classes w/ Ginny Joyner, Drawing for Beginners, Painting With Water Soluble Oils, Calligraphy, Photography as Art. Culinary arts: One-night classes where you eat well! Moroccan Bazaar, South Indian Delight, PanAsian Bistro, Feast of Philippines, Tapas, Italian Cookies, Mile-High Apple and Pumpkin Pie, Flatbread Magic, Fun With Fowl. All materials included with few exceptions. Look for Access, Community Education link. Senior Discount 65+. Full class descriptions online. Body & Mind at CVU High School: 150 fall offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs. org. Core Strength with Caroline Perkins, Weight Training (2 levels), Yoga (3 choices), Swing or Ballroom with Terry Bouricius, Piano Lessons, Tap Dance with Brea McBride, Ballet Exercise with Brea, Jump into

Jazz, Voice-Overs, Piano (2 levels), Appalachian Clogging, Contact Improvisational Dance, Guitar, West African Djembe Drumming, Natural Facials, Aromatherapy Gifts. Low cost, excellent instructors, guaranteed. Materials included. Full class descriptions online. Senior Discount 65+. Digital Camera CVU Hinesburg: 150 fall offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs. org. Digital Camera Fundamentals, Advanced Digital Photography Workshops, Adobe Photoshop CS4 4 choices of levels: Sampler, Pixel Me Pink, Advanced, Next Layers, plus Digital Video Vacation. Full class descriptions online. Senior Discount 65+.

Leather Craft, Mosaic Dragonfly Tiles, Mini-Scrapbooking, Flower Arranging, Cake Decorating, Knitting (2 levels). Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions. Senior Discount 65+. Full class descriptions online.

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Language at CVU Hinesburg: for full class descriptions 150 fall offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org. Italian for Travelers, 2 levels; Be1x2c-cvuhs031809.indd 1 3/16/09 12:02:54 PM ginner French, 3 levels; Conversational Immersion French with Laure Ballroom Dance Classes: LoAngel; Beginning Spanish, 2 levels; cation: The Champlain Club, BurSpanish Immersion with Carolina lington. Info: First Step Dance, Rodriguez; Beginning Mandarin, 2 802-598-6757, www.FirstSteplevels. Low cost, hands-on, excelDance.com. Beginning classes lent instructors, limited class size, repeat each month, and intermeguaranteed. Materials included diate classes vary from month to with few exceptions. Full descripmonth. As with all of our programs, tions online. Senior discount 65+. everyone is encouraged to attend, Kids Classes CVU High School: and no partner is necessary. Come Location: CVU High School, 10 alone, or come with friends, but min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. come out and dance! Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs. Bellydance with Naima: Sep. org. Kids with Clay, Sew Cool - Mid18 - Oct. 9, 6:30-8 p.m., Every dle School Apparel, DJ Techniques 1 week on Friday. Cost: $35/ses- ages 10 and up, Stroller Strides sion. Location: Exercise America, Parent Workout, Incredible Deco12 Gregory Dr., S. Burlington. rated Halloween Cookies, DecoratInfo: Naima, 802-343-3041, naimed Thanksgiving Cookies (all ages abellydance@gmail.com, www. welcome), Music Games - ages 4-8 sidewalkbellydance.com. Beginwith parents, Move & Groove - ages ning Bellydance Session II - 10/30. 2-5. Parenting the Joy of Reading, Drop in bellydance classes for fun Baby Sitting by Red Cross. Many and fitness every Wednesday. Come of the 150 classes appropriate for discover muscles you never knew learners of all ages. Materials inyou had! No experience or coorcluded. Full class descriptions ondination necessary. $10/class or line. Senior Discount 65+. $35/4 classes. Empowerment at CVU High Dance Studio Salsalina: School: 150 fall offerings for all Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 ages. Location: CVU High School, Pine St., Burlington. Info: Vic10 min. from exit 12, Hinestoria, 802-598-1077, info@ burg. Info: 802-482-7194, www. salsalina.com. Salsa classes, cvuhs.org. BeeKeeping with Bill nightclub-style. One-on-one, group Mares, Constitution 101 with Chris and private, four levels. Beginner O’Donnell, American Foreign Policy walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 with Bill Mares, Knots for Life, VT p.m. Argentinean Tango class and Architecture - 19th c., Solar Energy social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk101, History of Cinema, Shamanic ins welcome. No dance experience, Journey, Energy Medicine, Winpartner or preregistration required, ning Resumes, Writing Fiction, just the desire to have fun! Drop in Creative Writing, CPR/First Aid, any time and prepare for an enjoyWinter Camping, Bridge - 2 levels, able workout! Motorcycle Awareness Program, FiDance at the Flynn Center: nancial Management, Saving Seeds Location: Flynn Center, BurlingFrom the Garden, Wild Plant ID, ton. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652Bike Skills by Local Motion, Goal 4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org. Setting, Dreamboarding, Parenting FlynnArts classes are underway! Tips. Guaranteed. Full class descripDrop in spots and full-semester tions online. Senior Discount 65+. enrollment open for Ballet 1, 2, 3, Computer Classes CVU Hines& Pointe, Jazz 1, World Club Jazz burg: 150 fall offerings for all 2, Lunchtime NIA Holistic Moveages. Location: CVU High School, ment, Zumba, and 3rd Saturday 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Improvisation. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs. Elements of Ballet Techorg. Computer & Internet Basics nique: Enjoy learning classiTutorial, iWant iPods & iPhones, cal ballet technique in this beGoogle Sketch Up, MS Word Basics ginning-level adult/teen class, and More, MS Excel Basics, Excel Wednesdays, 6:45 p.m. SingleUp - The Next Steps, Movie Maker Lab, Web Site Design Fundamen- class ($12) and class-card rates available ($9). Location: Natural tals, Dreamweaver: Advanced Web Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. Design, Keyboarding, PowerPoint/ (Rt. 127, 5 minutes from the BurPublisher, Window Management. Low cost, hands-on, excellent in- lington waterfront), Colchester. structors, limited class size, guar- Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille@ anteed. Materials included with NaturalBodiesPilates.com, Natufew exceptions. Full class descrip- ralBodiesPilates.com. Stimulate your creative spirit, whole body tions online. Senior Discount 65+. awareness and sense of artistry Craft Classes at CVU Hineswith lessons in classical ballet burg: 150 fall offerings for all technique with Lucille Dyer. Images. Location: CVU High School, prove your posture, flexibility and 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. strength, too! Lucille has taught Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs. and choreographed for dancers of org. Woodworking, Welding, Metal all ages and abilities, and brings Fabrication, pottery classes - Plather expertise and eye for excellence ters, Plates and Bowls with Jen to every class. Labie, Carving a Wooden Spoon or Animal Figurines, Wooden Bowl Turning, Whittling, Wreath Making, Rug Hooking (2 levels), Sewing, classes »

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dreams Dream Theatre: Weekly on Thursdays, Oct. 1, 8, 22, 29. 7-9 p.m. Cost: $100 Location: JourneyWorks, 11 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: Jen, 802-860-6203, www.journeyworksvt.com. Dreams are an extension of our waking life. Dreams can become portals in which we make deeper connections. Learn tools for remembering dreams and work with your dreams in a supportive group using journaling and group action methods to understand the deeper meanings. 4 classes.

drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@burlingtontaiko.org, www. burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes in Burlington! Tuesdays Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $54/7 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $61/7 weeks. Sessions begin 9/8 & 11/3. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:306:50 p.m., $61/7 weeks beginning 9/7 & 11/2. Beginning taiko classes in Montpelier! Wednesdays 7:008:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks beginning 9/9 & 11/4 includes drum rental at AllTogetherNow. In Richmond on Thursdays, call for times and location. Djembe classes in Montpelier Wednesdays 5:00-6:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks beginning 9/9 & 11/4 includes drum rental at Lamb Abbey (www.thelambabbey.com). Gift certificates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

2012: WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON?: Oct. 7-28, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $60. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. We hear more and more about dire predictions for the future, amid current economic meltdowns, global political and social turmoil, and TV shows about apocalypse and Armageddon. Learn about the many visions and scenarios for our collective future and how you can seize all the opportunities of this time to thrive in the years ahead. Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author. Cultivating a Creative Life: Oct. 5-26, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $45 Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sara, 802-888-3802. Discover how you can live more fully through your passion. No talent necessary to experience these proven methods to help you integrate your creative spirit in all you do. Led by Sara Waskuch, designer, writer and teacher. TAOIST ALCHEMY OF BREATH: Oct. 10, 2-4 p.m. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. Taoist Alchemy of Breath: A Path to the Jungian Individuation Process. Learn deep breathing meditation from Taoist alchemy Master Hyunmoon Kim in this experiential workshop that can bring about profound personal transformation.

feldenkrais Feldenkrais: Sep. 23 - Nov. 18, 7-8 p.m. Cost: $90/drop in, $12. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Uwe Mester, 802-735-3770, uwemester@gmx.net, www.vermontfeldenkrais.com. The Feldenkrais Method is a form of somatic education that uses gentle movement and directed attention to increase your range of motion, and improve your flexibility and coordination. Feldenkrais is beneficial for those experiencing chronic or acute pain as well as for healthy individuals. First class is free.

Mindfulness Tools for Health: Oct. 5 - Nov. 23, 10:45 a.m. - 12:45 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $180/class + CDs; financial assistance available. Location: Dhatri Center for Healing, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: Dhatri Center for Healing , 802862-2333, info@dhatrifoundation.org, www.dhatrifoundation. org. For people touched by cancer - patients, family, friends, professionals. Support your own healing in this series that will guide you through mind and body awareness exercises that will strengthen your ability to cope with the difficulties of illness and open your heart to the everyday joys that support wellness. Facilitator: Roz Grossman, M.A. 864-8188.

herbs Wisdom of the Herbs School: Wild Edible Intensive 2009: Enhancing Local Food Security. Taught by Annie McCleary and George Lisi. Sundays from 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Summer Term: September 20 and October 4, 2009. Tuition $300. $50 nonrefundable deposit each term. VSAC nondegree grants available. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@ w isdomof theherbsschool.com, www.WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool. com. Unique experiential programs embracing the wild plants, holistic health, and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with Nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.

holistic health BodyTalk Modules 1 & 2: Free introductory demo is Oct. 14, 7-9 p.m. Class is October 15-18, 8 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $1,100/32-hr. class, discount for early registration. Location: Acupunture Office, 3 Spring St., Montpelier. Info: Sari Wolf, 802-223-4715, www. bodytalksystem.com. Free introductory lecture and demonstration October 14, 7-9 p.m. BodyTalk is a comprehensive energy-based alternative health care system that is safe, brief and noninvasive, allowing the body’s energy systems to be re-synchronized. BodyTalk was developed from the findings

hypnosis VT Clinical Hypnosis Workshops: 11/13: 2-9 p.m; 11/14, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m.; 11/15: 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $450/basic workshop: 20 hrs./20 CME, 20 CEUs - psychologists, SW, LCMHC, nurses. Intermediate workshop: 20 CEUs - psychologists, SW, LCMHC, nurses. Location: Courtyard by Marriott Burlington Harbor Hotel, 25 Cherry St., Burlington. Info: Hypnovations Education & Training Programs, Motivation Hypnosis, Maureen Turner, RNC, LCMHC, LCSW, 802-658-2140, mturner@motivationhypnosis. com, www.motivationhypnosis. com. The Basic (20 hrs.) and Intermediate (20 hrs.) Clinical Hypnosis workshops are American Society of Clinical Hypnosis (ASCH) approved. In Basic you will be able to use hypnosis in clinical settings; in Intermediate, additional applications, including pain management and age regression. For eligibility criteria, brochures, registration, CME & CEU simply download http:// motivationhypnosis.com/hypnovationsworkshops.html. Additional follow-up individual and group consultation services available and may be used toward ASCH certification requirements. Licensed clinicians, students and clinicians being supervised by licensed clinicians are encouraged to apply. Register now! Limited seating.

jewelry Jewelry classes: Cost: $140/ month. Location: Alchemie, 2 Howard St., A1, Burlington. Info: jane frank jewellerydesign, Jane Frank, 802-999-3242, info@janefrank.de, www.janefrank.de. Learn how to make your own jewelry with a German trained goldsmith in a fully equipped studio in town. You will learn basic techniques but also be able to specialize for certain projects you choose. Capacity: 5 students. 4 weeks/month. Monday mornings: 11 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Monday nights: 6-8:30 p.m., beginning 10/05/09. Tuesday nights, 6-8:30 p.m., beginning 10/06/09. $140/ month (excluding materials).

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martial arts AIKIDO: Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. Free Adult Aikido workshop on Saturday, Sept. 26, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Introductory classes begin on Thursday, Oct. 1 at 5:30 p.m. Explore the movements and philosophy of this dynamic, noncompetitive Japanese martial art. Classes for adults meet 7 days a week; children’s classes meet on Wednesday at 4 p.m. and Saturday at 9:30 a.m. More information is available on our website. Visitors are always welcome! Ch’uan Fa Kajukenbo Kung Fu: Sun., 4-5 p.m. adult classes start Sept. 20. Tues/Thurs., 4-5 p.m. kids classes start Sept. 8. Cost: $10/drop-in, first class free. Location: North End Studio, 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-355-1841, VPAL.typepad.com. Wing Tao Mobility Arts, Sifu Stacy Jolles and Sibok Nina Beck are offering classes in this traditional, yet modern system of martial arts. Incorporates elements of Chinese Kung Fu, Okinawan Kenpo, Japenese Judo/Jujitsu,and Korean Tang Soo Do. Develop a strong flexible body, keeping harmony of mind and spirit engaged. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free. Vermont Aikido: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-8629785, vermontaikido.org. Practice

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the graceful martial art of Aikido in a safe, supportive environment. Aikido training teaches body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself. Visitors are always welcome in the dojo! Class hours are at our homepage.

massage Hot Stones & Spa Treatments: Oct. 3-4, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $425/Can be taken separately. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, 802-658-7715 x1, info@touchstonehealingarts. com, touchstonehealingarts.com. Learn how to perform remarkably relaxing, nurturing wraps, scrubs and foot treatments with or without the availability of a shower and how to set up for hot stone massage, discover how to use stones with technique variations enabling you to individualize your work according to your style and clients’ needs.

meditation Contemplative Photography: Sat. & Sun., Oct. 10 & 11. Cost: $100/discounts apply. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Shambhala Center, 802-878-5841, burlington. shambhala.org. Miksang Contemplative Photography is a practice that was developed of meditation master Chogyam Trungpa. When we experience the harmonization of eye, mind and heart, we move beyond conceptual and habitual ways of seeing. Allowing the phenomenal world to open to us, our images are fresh and compelling, reflecting an awake state of mind. All levels of photography experience are suitable. Everyone will need to have a digital camera. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and fol-


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8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. lowing your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Maitri: Five Wisdom Energies: Oct. 2-4, 7 p.m. Cost: $135/Friday evening, Saturday and Sunday day. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. (corner of King St.) , Burlington. Info: Burlington Shambhala Center, 802-598-8667, burlington. shambhala.org. This weekend program invites us to become curious about our personal energy patterns and how they affect every experience of our life. The use of colors, postures, meditation practice and exercises evokes the five different styles of energy, or personality types, found in Buddhist teachings. These styles describe different ways we relate to ourselves and the world from our clarity, expansiveness, passion, action and sense of being. The wisdom energy is always available when we learn to pay attention and develop maitri, loving kindness, toward ourselves. Register online at our website. Meditation: Join the 5-week Wellness Wednesday series; 7:45 p.m. every Wednesday in September (45 minutes).. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates Studio, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, take the Beltline past the New North End: Minutes from Burlington’s waterfront), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Integrate body, mind and spirit through guided meditation. Next in this 5-week series (9/23/09), we’ll experience a guided awareness meditation for relaxation and healing. Participants are welcome to attend all or part of the series, learning meditation exercises to help you focus, relax and relieve stress. Beginners welcome, donations accepted. Shambhala Training Level I: Fri. evening Oct. 16, Sat. (Oct. 17) & Sun. (Oct. 18) 9-5 p.m. Cost: $135/person, students/$70. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. (corner of King St.), Burlington. Info: Burlington Shambhala Center, 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Shambhala warriorship is a path of nonaggression born from the bravery and gentleness of meeting our world without bias or judgment. This path shows how to view the challenges of daily life in our modern society as opportunities for both contemplative practice and social action. ShambEQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

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hala training includes group and individual instruction in meditation, personal interviews with a meditation instructor, discussion groups and talks by a senior teacher.

nature ROOTS Rendezvous: Sep. 2527. Cost: $75/three days of workshops, two dinners & camping. Location: ROOTS School, 20 Blachly Rd., East Calais. Info: ROOTS School, Sarah Corrigan, 802-456-1253, Info@RootsVT. com, www.Info@RootsVT.com. A three-day primitive skills gathering. Workshops: flint knapping, wattle and daub; tracking; ninjutsu; cattail weaving; hides; cordage; camouflage; birding; skinning and gutting; mushrooms; edible/ medicinal plants; fire by friction; hunting skills; throwing knives, hatchets; tracking; health, bark plaiting; awareness games; 3-D archery course. For all ages and experience levels.

photography Fall Color Spectacular: Oct. 2-4. Cost: $350/workshop. Location: Green Mountain Photographic Workshops, Central Vermont. Info: Green Mountain Photographic Workshops & Kurt Budliger Photography, Kurt Budliger, 802-223-4022, www. kur tbudligerphotography.com. Join us for this field-based landscape photography “Tourshop” where you’ll learn about exposure, light, composition, depth of field and more while photographing some of the best spots in Vermont during peak autumn color. Space is limited so call, click or email for more information and to register.

pilates ALL Wellness, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, Physical Therapy, Yoga and Health Counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 - just call to sign up. Natural Bodies Pilates: Discover the difference that natural core strength makes for you in your life. See our full schedule of classes online, and call for special rates on packages and class cards. Call for a free half-hour consultation to come in, see the studio and find out how to get started. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rte. 127, 5 minutes from Burlington’s waterfront), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille@NaturalBodiesPilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Challenge your ability for coordination, flowing movement, and balance in small classes and private sessions. Join Pilates Mat and Reformer, Integrative Movement, Elements of Ballet classes, or try our 90-Minute Combination Studio class. Develop advanced body-mind awareness along with your articulate, strong and flexible body in a relaxed studio environment.

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INTRO. TO SPIRITUAL ALCHEMY: Sept. 24-25, 7-9 p.m., and Sept. 26, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $75/incl. lunch. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-2447909. Learn how to transform your inner “lead” (unconsciousness) into spiritual “gold” in this 12hour workshop of lectures, guided meditations and discussions that integrate Jungian psychology and Western esotericism. Led by Dr. Sean McGrath, professor of philosophy, Memorial University, St John, Newfoundland. A special Jungian Center event!

SPOUSES’ GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP: THURSDAYS 5:15PM 6:45PM. Health insurance covers or negotiated fee. Location: Networks, Inc., 149 Cherry St., Burlington. Info: Networks, Inc., Rebecca Brooks, 802-651-7810, rebeccab@networksvt.org. Have you lost your spouse/partner? Join a 10-week support group to help you move forward in your grieving process. Find support over the holiday season. Facilitated by grief/ loss therapist. Beginning early October. Please call ahead.

INTRODUCTION TO JUNG: Oct. 1-22, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $60 Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. A basic overview of Jung, the man, his thought, and his legacy to psychology and our world, providing a primer of key Jungian concepts. Highly recommended for all who plan to take more advanced courses in the Center’s Via Investigativa, e.g. alchemy, archetypal psychology, archetypal astrology, and the Mysterium Coninunctionis. Led by Sue Mehrtens.

self-help Rune Readings & Workshops: Cost: $40/1-hour reading or 2-hour class. Location: Chez Carol, 72 Middle Pines Rd., Warren. Info: Carol Thompson, 802496-3153. Runes have been used for thousands of years to clarify issues. With direction coming from the forces of nature, we are better able to find answers to questions that will help us move forward with our lives. Using a five-rune spread, the roles of our past, present and future can provide insightful information. Individuals or small groups.

tai chi Snake Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-8647902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

theater Living Newspaper: Oct. 3, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $10. Location: JourneyWorks, 11 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: Jen, 802-860-6203, www.journeyworksvt.com. Living Newspaper is a process of dramatization of current news and our relationship with those events. Using the daily newspapers as “scaffolding”, we will look at what news is important to us and how we relate to it. Using sociodramatic theatre techniques, and Playback Theatre we will bring alive our concerns and look at them as a group.

spirituality Conscious Recovery: Thursdays 6:45-8:15 p.m., ongoing, join any time. Cost: $12/1.5-hour class, for $5 extra, yoga class from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Location: Dhatri Movement Arts Center at Eastern View, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: Katherine Kelley, 802-3435790, kat@burlingtontelecom. net, www.lovingriver.com. Exploring 12-step recovery in the context of the knowledge and practices of some of the ancient wisdom traditions of the East. This meeting of mind, body and soul is about recovering consciousness, waking up and improving conscious contact with Higher Power through discussion, meditation, mindfulness and relaxation practices. Hand Analysis Intensive Course: Friday eve., Oct. 16; Sunday eve., Oct. 18. Cost: $725/18 hours of instruction plus materials and tutoring. Location: Savage Pond, Stowe. Info: HandTales, Janet Savage, 802279-8554, www.handtales.com. An introductory course on how to read hands and fingerprints. Qualifies toward certification as a hand analyst. Discover how the powerful combination of the ancient art of palmistry and the modern science of fingerprint analysis can guide you to your highest purpose and help you face what’s getting in your way.

yoga EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels, conveniently located in Burlington. Cost: $14/10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. Our staff of all certified teachers are skilled with beginners as well as students wanting to refine their practice. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar and babies/kids classes available. Prepare for birth and strengthen post-partum with pre/ post-natal yoga. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/ evoblog. The Studio at The Field House: Daily yoga & Pilates classes for all levels. Drop-ins welcome; no membership required. Cost: $15/ drop-in, $60/month (6 classes). Unlimited yoga, $70 (incl. club membership). Location: 166 Athletic Drive, Shelburne. Info: 802985-4406, www.shelburneathleticclub.com. Vinyasa, Iyengar, Anusara, Yin, Ashtanga & Kripalu classes as well as reformer, mat & senior Pilates.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On September 3, 2009, T-Mobile Northeast LLC and Camp Holdings, LLC, filed application #4C1144-2 for a project generally described as:

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On September 3, 2009, Gardner Construction, Inc. and Arlene G and Terrence R. Moore, filed application #4C1170-2 for a project generally described as: the subdivision of a 32±-acre parcel of land into 23 lots and to construct a total of seven duplexes on lots #8A and #8B of the subdivision. Lot #9 - #14 are proposed for single family homes. The project is located on Black Walnut Lane in the Town of Jericho, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Jericho Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before October 6, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by October 6, 2009. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 10th day of September 2009. By/s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

the construction of a 120’ monopole and add nine antennas (72” x 13.5” x 6”) to be mounted centered at approximately 121’, 111’, and 101’ agl. Related equipment to be installed within 25’ x 25’ leased area that is surrounded by a chain link fence and includes three cabinets (94” x 24” x 16”) with boosters, one battery cabinet (76” x 28” x 31”), small E911 GPM and GSM antennas with “cables connecting antennas, cabinets and related equipment and a proposed 10’ x 20’ parking space and turning area. The Project is located at 78 Precast Road in the Town of Milton, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Milton Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before October 6, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by October 6, 2009. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 8th day of September, 2009. By/s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

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STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1057-07 CnC

« legals NOTICE & WARNING SPECIAL CITY MEETING The legal voters of Wards Two and Seven of the City of Burlington, Vermont are hereby notified and warned to come and vote at Special City Meeting on Tuesday, the 29th day of September, 2009 between 7:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. in their respective wards, at the voting places hereinafter named, for the purpose of electing certain city officers as follows: WARD TWO — one School Commissioner for two-year term, the term beginning immediately; and in WARD SEVEN — one School Commissioner for two-year term, the term beginning immediately. The following are designated as polling places, viz: WARD TWO — H.O. Wheeler School, Archibald & Walnut Streets WARD SEVEN — Robert Miller Community and Recreation Center, 130 Gosse Court The polls open at 7:00 a.m. and close at 7:00 p.m. Bob Kiss, Mayor Publication Dates: September 23, 2009 Burlington, Vermont OPENINGS BURLINGTON CITY COMMISSIONS/BOARDS On Monday, October 26, 2009, the Burlington City Council will fill vacancies on the following City Commissions/Boards: Design Advisory Board Term Expires 6/30/10 One Opening Housing Board of Review Term Expires 6/30/14 One Opening Fence Viewer Term Expires 6/30/10 Two Openings Telecommunications Advisory Committee Term Expires 6/30/11 One Opening Applications are available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office, Second Floor, City Hall, and must be received in the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office by 4:30 p.m., Wednesday, October 21, 2009. Applicants must be nominated by a member of the City Council to be considered for a position; a list of Council members is also available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office. Please call the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office at 8657136 for further information.

Chase Home Finance, LLC, Plaintiff v. Audrey J. Bryant, Esq., Successor Trustee of the Kenneth R. Cutroneo, I Revocable Living Trust dated 8/16/2005, JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. And Occupants residing at 81 Cumberland Road, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Chase Home Finance, LLC to Audrey J. Bryant, Esq., Successor Trustee of the Kenneth R. Cutroneo, I Revocable Living Trust dated 8/16/2005 dated October 5, 2005 and recorded in Volume 939, Page 118 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 A.M. on September 29, 2009, at 81 Cumberland Road, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Kenneth R. Cutroneo, I, Trustee of the Kenneth R. Cutroneo, I, Revocable Living Trust Declaration by Quit Claim Deed of Kenneth R. Cutroneo, I dated August 16, 2005 and recorded in Volume 929, Page 313 of the Land Records of the City of Burlington. Also being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Kenneth R. Cutroneo, I by Warranty Deed of William R. Black and Karen L. Black dated June 5, 1997 and recorded in Volume 567, Page 95 of the Land Records of the City of Burlington. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Chase Home Finance, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0793-08 CnC Citifinancial, Inc., Plaintiff v. Brian M. Shortsleeve, Tammy Shortsleeve And Occupants residing at 815 West Milton Road, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Citifinancial, Inc. to Brian M. Shortsleeve dated April 26, 2007 and recorded in Volume 344, Page 546 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 7:45 A.M. on October 14, 2009, at 815 West Milton Road, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being the same fee simple property conveyed by deed from Lisa J. Roberge and Steve C. Roberge, husband and wife to Brian M. Shortsleeve and Tammy Shortsleeve, dated 12/29/1997 recorded on 12/30/1997 in Book 186, Page 81 in Franklin County Records, State of VT. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Milton. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Citifinancial, Inc. By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. Chittenden Superior Court Docket No. S0144-07CnC DAVID HARTWELL, Plaintiff, vs. RASHIED LANE, ELE BALLARD, OFFICE OF CHILD SUPPORT, VERMONT STATE DEPARTMENT OF TAXES, OPPORTUNITIES CREDIT UNION, AND OCCUPANTS RESIDING AT 88-90 OAK STREET, BURLINGTON, VT Defendants. OPPORTUNITIES CREDIT UNION, Cross-claim Plaintiff, vs. DAVID HARTWELL, RASHIED LANE, VERMONT STATE DEPARTMENT OF TAXES, AND OCCUPANTS RESIDING AT 88-90 OAK STREET, BURLINGTON, VT Cross-claim Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Consolidated Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure dated October 23, 2008, for breach of the Mortgage given by Rashied Lane to David Hartwell dated July 14, 2005 and recorded in Volume 924, Page 95 of the City of Burlington Land Records, and for failure to pay the Judgment dated February 26, 2007 in the matter of Opportunities Credit Union v. Oak Street Deli and Mini-Mart, Inc. and Rashied Lane, Chittenden Superior Court Docket No. S 1404-06 CnC, recorded April 6, 2007 in Volume 49, Page 190 of the City of Burlington Land Records, and for the purpose of foreclosing the same, the real property will be sold at public action at 11:00 a.m. on Thursday, October 15, 2009, at the lands and premises known as 88-90 Oak Street, Burlington, Vermont (the “Property”), being all of the real property described in said Mortgage and Judgment, to wit:

A parcel of land with buildings thereon situated on the northerly side of Oak Street, the store building thereon being known as and designated as No. 88-90 Oak Street, said parcel more specifically described as follows: Beginning at a point in the northerly sideline of Oak Street, which point marks the southwesterly corner of land of the Grantor; thence proceeding in an easterly direction in and along the northerly sideline of Oak Street a distance of 36.05 feet to a point in the northerly sideline of said Oak Street, which point is marked by a drill hole in the concrete apron of the driveway; thence deflecting to the left to form an interior angle of 87°47’ and proceeding in a northerly direction a distance of 47.55 feet to a point; thence deflecting to the right to form an exterior angle of 186°30’ and proceeding in a northerly direction a distance of 52 feet to a point in the southerly line of a part of the land and premises which are described as Parcel One in a certain deed from Joseph and Anastasia Lanois to John and Anna Pennick, recorded in Volume 122, Page 346 of the Burlington Land Records; thence deflecting to the left and proceeding in a westerly direction in and along the southerly line of said Parcel One a distance of 5.5 feet, more or less, to the southwesterly comer of said Parcel One; thence deflecting to the right and proceeding in a northerly direction in and along the westerly sideline of said Parcel One a distance of 33.6 feet to a point in the southerly sideline of Luck Street, which point marks the northwesterly corner of said Parcel; thence deflecting to the left and proceeding in a westerly direction in and along the southerly sideline of Luck Street & distance of 19 feet, more or less, to ; point in the southerly line of Luck Street which marks the northeasterly corner of a lot of land which is described as Parcel Two in the deed of said Pennicks, hereinabove referred to; thence deflecting to the left, and proceeding in a southerly direction in and along the easterly sideline of said Parcel Two a distance of 22.9 feet to a point which marks the southeasterly corner of said Parcel Two; thence deflecting to the right and proceeding in a westerly direction in and along the southerly sideline of Parcel Two a distance of 13 feet to a point which marks the southwesterly corner of said Parcel Two; thence deflecting to the left and proceeding in a southerly direction in and along the westerly sideline of the Grantor’s land a distance of l 11 feet, more or less, to the point or place of beginning, at which point the first mentioned line and last mentioned line join to form an interior angle of 90°17’. There is included in this conveyance a right of way 5 feet wide easterly from and adjacent to the second described line, and also a right of way 5 feet wide and easterly of and adjacent to the westerly line of Parcel One as same right was reserved in the deed to the Pennicks above mentioned; also, a right of way for vehicles to turn on when entering or leaving the garages on the property herein conveyed, this right of way to be 15 feet east and west and to extend from the northerly wall of the shed on the property retained to the southerly line of Parcel One of the Pennicks’ land. This conveyance is made subject to a right of way 5 feet wide westerly from and adjacent to the second described line as more specifically set forth in the Warranty Deed from John O. Rouille to Gary W. Pecor and Valerie A. Pecor dated July 1, 1980 and recorded in Volume 269, Page 283 of the City of Burlington Land Records.

The land herein conveyed is shown on a plan entitled “Survey of Property To Be Conveyed to John O. and B. E. Rouille”, prepared by Hoag & Associates, inc., dated January 10, 1955, recorded in Volume 158, Page 45 of the City of Burlington Land Records. Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Rashied Lane by Warranty Deed of David Hartwell dated July 14, 2005 and to be recorded in the City of Burlington Land Records. Reference is hereby made to the aforementioned deeds and plan and to the records and references therein contained in further aid of this description. The Mortgagor, Rashied Lane, is entitled to redeem the real property at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the Consolidated Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure, including the costs and expenses of sale. Terms of Sale: The above Property shall be sold AS IS, WHERE IS to the highest bidder for cash or certified funds only. The sale is subject to confirmation by the Chittenden Superior Court. Real Property: A non-refundable deposit in the amount of ten percent (10%) of the purchase shall be payable as follows: Fifteen Thousand and no/100 Dollars ($15,000.00) shall be paid by certified check or bank draft at the public auction, and the balance of the deposit shall be payable within five (5) days from the date of the auction. The balance of the purchase price shall be due and payable within the earlier of ten (10) days from the date of confirmation of said sale by the Chittenden Superior Court or forty-five (45) days from the date of public auction. If the balance of the purchase price is not paid within the periods set forth herein, the deposit shall be forfeited and shall be retained by the Plaintiff herein as agreed and liquidated damages and said Real Property may be offered to the next highest bidder still interested in the Real Property. Purchaser shall be required to sign a no contingency contract of the purchase and sale at the public auction, agreeing to purchase the Real Property, in its AS-IS CONDITION, as a result of being the successful and high bidder at said sale. Other Terms To Be Announced At Sale Inquiries can be made to Thomas Hirchak Company, Attention: Terry Owen, 1878 Cadys Falls Road, Morrisville, Vermont, 05661, Telephone number: (802) 6347653 or Gail E. Westgate, Esq., Primmer Piper Eggleston & Cramer PC, 150 S. Champlain Street, P.O. Box 1489, Burlington, Vermont, 05402-1489, Telephone Number: (802) 864-0880. STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT Docket No. S1175-09 CnC IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF WILLIAM & CRYSTAL COLEMAN VERIFIED COMPLAINT NOW COMES The Housing Foundation, Inc. (“HFI”), by and through its counsel Nadine L. Scibek, and hereby complains as follows: 1. HFI, a Vermont non-profit corporation with a principal place of business in Montpelier, County of Washington, State of Vermont, is the record owner of a mobile home park known as Fernwood Manor Mobile Home Park (the “Park”) located in the Town of Bolton, Vermont.

2. William & Crystal Coleman (the “Colemans”) are the record owners of a certain mobile home, described as a 1978, Oxford, bearing Serial No. S#488 (the “Mobile Home”), located on Lot #2A, 538 East Street, Bolton, Vermont. 3. The Colemans leased a lot in the Park from HFI pursuant to a written lease. On May 19, 2009 this Court issued a Judgment for eviction, costs, and attorney fees against Owners Colemans in the matter The Housing Foundation, Inc. v. Coleman, Docket No. S0491-09 CnC. The Court issued a Writ of Possession to HFI on May 19, 2009. 4. The Colemans’ last known mailing address is 530 Burns Road, Shelbyville, Tennessee 371605717. 5. The mobile home has been abandoned. The last known residents of the mobile home were Geraldine & Sean Carey. The Colemans were evicted from the Park for non-payment of rent. The Colemans have removed all of their personal property from the mobile home, and utility services have been terminated. Owners Colemans have made no effort or attempts to remove the home from the Park. 6. The following security interests, mortgages, liens and encumbrances appear of record with respect to the mobile home: a. Through September 11, 2009, Owners Colemans are in arrears on obligations to pay property taxes to the Town of Bolton, Vermont in the aggregate amount of $822.40, plus current tax year, which delinquent property taxes are now a lien on the property. b. Notice of Federal Tax Lien, IRS, 801 Broadway, MDP53, Nashville, TN 37203. 7. Chuck Bolton, Auctioneer, is a person disinterested in the mobile home and the mobile home park who is able to sell the mobile home at a public auction. 8. Mobile home storage fees continue to accrue at the rate of $348.00 per month. Rent, storage fees and late charges due HFI as of September 11, 2009 total $3,987.58. Court costs and attorney’s fees per the Judgment from the eviction action total $827.72. The total amount of the unpaid debt is $4,815.30. See attached. 9. HFI sent written notice by certified mail to the Town of Bolton and the Delinquent Tax Collector for the Town of Bolton on July 23, 2009 of HFI’s intent to commence this abandonment action. See attached. WHEREFORE, HFI respectfully requests that the Honorable Court enter an order as follows: 1. Declare that the mobile home as been abandoned; 2. Approve the sale of the mobile home at a public auction to be held within 30 days of the date of judgment, pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6249(h); 3. Grant judgment in favor of HFI and against the mobile home for past due and unpaid rent and mobile home storage charges through the date of judgment, together with HFI’s court costs, publication and mailing costs, auctioneer’s costs, winterization costs, HFI’s counsel fees incurred in enforcement of the lease and in connection with this matter and any other costs incurred by HFI herein. DATED AT Burlington, Vermont this 11th day of September, 2009. Nadine L. Scibek, Esq., Attorney for The Housing Foundation, Inc. DATED at Montpelier, Vermont this 11th day of September, 2009. By: Doreen Phillips, Duly Authorized Agent for The Housing Foundation, Inc.


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8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. VERIFICATION STATE OF VERMONT WASHINGTON COUNTY, SS. On this 11th day of September, 2009, Doreen Phillips, duly authorized agent of The Housing Foundation, Inc., owner of Fernwood Manor Mobile Home Park in Bolton Vermont, being first duly sworn, made oath that she has read the foregoing Complaint, and that the facts contained therein are true. Before me, Deborah Fielder Notary Public My Commission Expires: 2/10/11 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT Docket No. S1175-09 CnC IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF WILLIAM & CRYSTAL COLEMAN ORDER FOR HEARING A hearing on Plaintiff’s Verified Complaint to declare as abandoned the mobile home of William & Crystal Coleman and authorize the sale by auction has been set for October 21, 2009 at 8:30 a.m. at the Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont 05401. Jill C. Mongeon, Court Clerk Date: 9/16/09 STATE OF VERMONT WASHINGTON COUNTY, SS. WASHINGTON SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. 83-2-09 Wncv OPPORTUNITIES CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v. KATHLEEN HURLEY and Occupants residing at 4 Downing Street, Montpelier, Vermont, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE In accordance with a Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale, dated March 17, 2009, and by virtue of and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Kathleen Hurley to Opportunities Credit Union, dated December 19, 2005, and recorded in Volume 499 at Page 63 of the City of Montpelier Land Records, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing, the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 am on the 16th day of October, 2009, at the property located at 4 Downing Street, Montpelier, Vermont, all and the singular the premises described more particularly in the said mortgage, subject to any unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any, to wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Kathleen Hurley by Warranty Deed of Joseph R. Herbert and Michelle A. Eno, dated August 15, 2003 and of record in Volume 429, Pages 55 of City of Montpelier Land Records, and being more particularly described as follows: It being all and a multi-family dwelling situated thereon commonly known as 4 and 6 Downing Street, Montpelier, Vermont. This conveyance is made subject to and with the benefit of any utility easements, spring rights, easements for ingress and egress, and rights incidental to each of the same as may appear more particularly of record, provided that this paragraph shall not reinstate any such encumbrances previously extinguished by the Marketable Record Title Act, Subchapter 7, Title 27, Vermont Statutes Annotated.

Reference is hereby made to the aforementioned instruments, the records thereof and the references therein contained, in further aid of this description. Terms of Sale: Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000.00) paid in cash, treasurer’s check or certified check at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Closing to take place within forty five (45) days of the auction. The sale is subject to unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Johnson & Finnigan, LLP, 80 Midas Drive, 3rd Floor, South Burlington, Vermont 05403, telephone (802) 660-9393. THE MORTGAGOR IS HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT AT ANY TIME BEFORE THE FORECLOSURE SALE, THE MORTGAGOR HAS A RIGHT TO PETITION THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE COUNTY IN WHICH THE MORTGAGED PREMISES ARE SITUATED, WITH SERVICE UPON THE MORTGAGEE, AND UPON SUCH BOND AS THE COURT MAY REQUIRE, TO ENJOIN THE SCHEDULED FORECLOSURE SALE. FAILURE TO INSTITUTE SUCH PETITION AND COMPLETE SERVICE SHALL THEREAFTER BAR ANY ACTION OR RIGHT OF ACTION OF THE MORTGAGOR BASED ON THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER TO CONDUCT THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER WITH THE NOTICE REQUIREMENTS AND OTHER CONDITIONS OF SECTION 4532 OF TITLE 12. AN ACTION TO RECOVER DAMAGES RESULTING FROM THE SALE OF THE PREMISES ON THE DATE OF THE SALE MAY BE COMMENCED AT ANY TIME WITHIN ONE YEAR FOLLOWING THE DATE OF THE SALE, BUT NOT THEREAFTER. Dated at South Burlington, Vermont this 14th day of August, 2009. By: Michael D. Johnson, Esq. Johnson & Finnigan, LLP

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636, 24/7. CHITTENDEN FAMILIES TOGETHER MEETING: Wednesday, Sept. 30, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Vermont Family Network Conference Room, 600 Blair Park Rd. #240, Williston. Guest speaker will be Kim Brittenham, Community Access Coordinator from Vermont Center for Independent Living. Focus is on concerns of families who have high school youth and adult members who have developmental disabilities. Contact: Jan Hancock 876-5315 ext. 215. jan.hancock@vtfn.org. CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) This support group functions as a community and educational group. We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. The next group meeting will be September 10, 2009, and the following month, October 8, 2009. AMERICAN LUNG ASSOC. FREEDOM FROM SMOKING CLASSES: Sept. 10 - Oct. 29, Thursday, 5:30-7 p.m. $35 for workbook & CD. Limited Financial Assistance is avail. Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington (above Climb High). Registration required at 865-2452. NAMI CONNECTION PEER RECOVERY: Support groups meeting weekly: Burlington, Thursdays 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street. Randolph, Wednesdays 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N.Main Street. Call Janeen, 1-802-371-7677. Bennington, Tuesdays 6-7:30 p.m., St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 200 Pleasant Street. NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness), connectionvt@ myfairpoint.net, 1-800-639-6480 SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee. This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-479-9450, or ljlivendale@yahoo.com. BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction? We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-3432027. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111. CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA) Announcing a new 12-step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting. Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings? People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?”

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A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions. Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-861-3150. BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 660-8797. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment? This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness. This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com. COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 5065, forming for friendship and fun. Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol.com. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step group. Women only. Do you have problems with your relationships? Are you unable to leave an unhealthy romantic relationship? We can help. Call Valerie, 802-825-4643. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne. For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802-9858600. MENOPAUSE SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN Meets Sundays, 4-6 p.m. & Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m. Location: Pathways to Well Being, 168 Battery St., Burlington. Share knowledge, experience, stories & get support. This is a FREE support group that meets every other Sunday and Thursday. Call 862-8806 x5 for more info. CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at the Burlington Police Station on Battery St. in the new Community Room. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport). WOMEN’S RAPE CRISES CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence. Please call 864-555 ext. 19 for information. LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild, and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802734-0695. SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, 802-446-3577. 6:30-8:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month. GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided. The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register.

MS SUPPORT GROUP A support group for people with multiple sclerosis and their caregivers. Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support. Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston. For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message. POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh. For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685. ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 6559136 or email kgcromey@aol.com. SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening, as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous. For more info please call 802-8632655. RIGHTS FOR CAREGIVERS support group – If you are a part-time caregiver for elders for an agency in Chittenden County, we need you to help everyone obtain better wages and more respect for the work we do. Contact Zoe at 802-861-6000 or zoe1944@yahoo.com. AL-ANON Family group 12-step. Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick. “WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing. Join us any time! Childcare reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St., Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Colchester evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the ground floor boardroom from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/management of addictions, compulsions and their resulting imbalances on our lives. Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol? Work? Sex? Television? Food? Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a nonjudgmental atmosphere. Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802-399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@gmail.com. LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome, weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830. CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6-7:30 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room. ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 825-4643. LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713. HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self-acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and, with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what positive living has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094. SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions. Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@ cs.com STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800ACS-2345. MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749.


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New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest credit union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity, and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website, www.nefcu.com, to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

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assist CliniCian Clinician needed for 24-hour psychiatric hospital diversion program. Position is full time at 37.5 hours per week. Minimum of a bachelor’s degree in social work, psychology or related field and a vehicle with driver’s license and insurance are required. Master’s in social work or related field preferred. Previous experience working with adults experiencing severe and persistent mental illness is required. lab teChniCian/Case manageR The Chittenden Clinic methadone program is seeking a male lab technician/case manager. Primary responsibilities include observing and collecting samples for drug testing, analyzing and reporting data, ordering supplies and other administrative duties as needed (approximately 80%). Case management responsibilities include acting as a referral source and helping individuals navigate public systems including health care, housing, corrections (approx 20%). Candidate must be a reliable team player. BA required. Mon. - Fri. 6:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Please send resume and cover letter with application. sub — mobile CRisis team CliniCian Attention MA/MS, MSW, or spring graduates. The Mobile Crisis Team is seeking dynamic, flexible and team-oriented individuals for substitute per diem employment for our 24-hr. psychiatric crisis program. This fast-paced team provides outreach and phone support to adults and provides an excellent opportunity to learn and gain hands-on experience in a supportive environment. We offer a competitive hourly rate with flexible shifts.

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New England Federal Credit Union is looking for people who are enthusiastic, friendly, helpful and reliable to provide exceptional customer service handling teller transactions at our branch locations. You will be part of a team and organization committed to excellence and building relationships with our members. This is a great opportunity for college students or anyone interested in working in a professional work environment while earning some extra money. During the school year you will work at our Harvest Lane Branch on Saturdays and during the summer you could be at any of our 6 branch locations in Chittenden County. Hours: School year — Saturdays, 8:45-3:15; summer = full-time (40 hours per week) with Saturday included and one day off during the week. Qualified candidates must project a friendly and personable demeanor; have effective communication skills, attention to detail; accurate and knowledgeable with computers. Cash handling and customer service experience required.

Teller — Harvest Lane Opportunity exists for a full-time teller. Qualified candidates must project a friendly and personable demeanor; have effective communication skills; be detailed and knowledgeable with computers; have attention to detail and a high level of accuracy. Cash handling and customer service experience required. Hours: Monday – Friday, 6:45am - 3:15pm and one Saturday per month at Harvest Lane, 8:45am - 3:15pm.

HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] IT Administrator As IT Administrator, you will report directly to the CFO and be responsible for the installation, maintenance and monitoring of Lake Champlain Chocolates’ information systems. This position requires a bachelor’s degree or an equivalent combination of education, training and experience. You must have at least three years experience with PC hardware and software configuration and network support functions as well as working knowledge of Microsoft SQL Server 2000 and Microsoft Server 2000 and 2003. This position requires strong organizational and communication skills and the ability to work independently.

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ACTIVITIES ASSISTANT Two part-time positions available for providing activities on our Alzheimer’s unit. 20 hours per week every other weekend 9:30 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. or 12:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. Experience preferred. Send resume to KimAnn.Ebel@kindredhealthcare.com or Kim Ebel RN, Program Director Birchwood Terrace Healthcare 43 Starr Farm Rd. Burlington, Vermont 05408 802-863-6384

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We have an immediate need for temporary staffers with flexibility for on-call, 1st shift work. Duties could include cleaning, manufacturing and demolition work. Positive attitude, following directions and passing a criminal background check are required. Submit an application at

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A large northeastern company is seeking to hire a mechanic to work second shift in its Burlington, VT facility. Responsibilities include repair and maintenance of truck fleet and heavy equipment. A working knowledge of mechanical systems, hydraulics, air brake systems and electrical skills are necessary, along with welding and fabrication skills. Five years experience along with a CDL license is preferred. A complete understanding and adherence and commitment to the company Safety Program is essential. Benefits include health and dental insurance and uniforms. Call 802-651-5400 or mail resumes to P.O. Box 976, Williston, VT 05495. Equal Opportunity Employer

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HEALTH SERVICES COORDINATOR (Burlington): Responsibilities include development and management of: systems for collection, recording, reporting and analysis of child and family health data; systems to ensure timely completion of all Head Start child health requirements including screenings, exams and follow-up services; medical and dental consultant contracts, grants and assignments; staff training; community partnerships and resources; facilitation of regional and/or state-based committee work. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in public health, nursing, health education, maternal and child health, health administration, or related field, plus 5 to 7 years of relevant work experience. Knowledge of children’s health issues is necessary, as well as ability to build strong connections to medical and dental practices, and promote health and safety practices. Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record keeping; proficiency in MS Word, Excel, email and Internet; exceptional organizational and administrative skills, attention to detail, and customer-service skills. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. 40 hours/week, full year. Annual salary $39,200. Excellent benefits. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references. Applications should be sent by email to: pbehrman@cvoeo.org. No phone calls, please.

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Spectrum Youth and Family Services job opening

Outreach SeniOr Staff

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This is a full-time position responsible for programming in the Drop-In space on weekends, and also participating in Street Outreach shifts, brief intervention, case management and group facilitation. Previous experience with at-risk adolescents and young adults and demonstrated ability in the aforementioned job skills is required.

We are looking for motivated, responsible individuals. Must be able to work independently, possess a positive attitude, be capable of lifting up to 50 lbs. and have a clean driving record. We offer a competitive wage along with excellent benefits. Apply in person or online at:

Please send resume to: Attn: JV; Spectrum Youth and Family Services, 177 Pearl Street, Burlington, VT 05401. EOE

Single male or mature couple sought to

provide living supports to young man with developmental disabilities. Candidates must have clinical experience supporting individuals with variety of behavior challenges. Ability to set and maintain clear boundaries required. Ideal setting is rural within Chittenden County with no children or pets in the home. Significant taxfree stipend and generous respite budget make this an exciting professional opportunity. For more information please contact Rich Carpenter at 488-6508 or richc@ howardcenter.org.

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Downtown Burlington home sought for a creative young woman who loves to read, anime and gaming. She enjoys her job and various outdoor activities such as sailing, kayaking and biking. Ideal candidate is a single female, possibly a grad student, who maintains a quiet home. Generous stipend and team support provided for the right person. Please contact Marisa Hamilton or Mark Prior at 488-6500.

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Founded in 1787, Castleton is a college community that values personal interaction with students and among colleagues. Your work will be appreciated here. You can help us make a difference in the lives of our students, and for the benefit of Vermont.

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Castleton State College, Department of Mathematics seeks, applications for two tenure-track positions with a preferred start date of January 2010, but a start date of August 2010 will also be considered. Candidates for these positions will teach courses for majors and nonmajors, including courses in the calculus sequence and in the candidate’s area of specialization. Candidates for these positions should have completed or anticipate the completion of a PhD in mathematics, mathematics education or applied mathematics.

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The Institute for Sustainable Communities 10:32:49 AM (ISC) seeks a Program 9/22/09 Director to oversee training and capacity-building programs for U.S. cities, towns, regions and states. The position will work closely with regional nonprofit partners to design and deliver training workshops, facilitate networking and mentoring relationships among energy efficiency practitioners, create feedback loops between local and federal energy agencies and officials, develop and manage web-based learning tools, and coordinate technical assistance to cities.

Program Assistant, Climate & Environment Program

The program assistant provides programmatic and administrative support to the Institute for Sustainable Communities’ Climate & Environment Programs Team to help ensure the successful development and implementation of ISC project activities. Performance requires administrative, organizational and logistics management skills, excellent oral and written communications, the ability to prepare, review and track budgets, attention to detail and ability to meet deadlines, and the capacity to track and prioritize multiple tasks in a fast-paced environment.

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Responsibilities will include teaching and advising in the undergraduate program and contributing to college initiatives. Castleton places a special value on the teaching role of its faculty, and candidates for this position will be evaluated principally on the basis of their potential to be outstanding teachers. We are particularly interested in applications from candidates interested in promoting secondary and elementary mathematics education, undergraduate research, and civic engagement. Strong interpersonal skills and the ability to work effectively with colleagues are also essential criteria. Salary is dependent on qualifications and experience. Review of applications will begin on October 15, 2009, and continue until the positions are filled. Please send a curriculum vitae, graduate transcripts, three letters of recommendation, and a letter of no more than two pages describing the contributions that you would make in light of criteria and qualities identified above. Please send the completed application to:

Dr. Joseph Mark Academic Dean Castleton State College Castleton, VT 05735 CSC is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer

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These positions may be located in Montpelier, VT, or Washington, DC. To learn more about ISC’s rapidly growing Climate and Environment Initiatives, and to view full job descriptions and application instructions, visit our website at www.iscvt.org. No phone calls, please.

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Engaging minds that change the world Seeking a position with a quality employer? Consider The University of Vermont, a stimulating and diverse workplace. We offer a comprehensive benefit package including tuition remission for on-going, full-time positions. This opening and others are updated daily. HVAC Technician - Physical Plant Department #032765 - Perform skilled work in installation, maintenance and repair of building heating, ventilation and air conditioning systems and controls and maintenance and repair of refrigeration equipment. Confer with supervisors and communicate with University customers aspects of requests. Access information utilizing desktop applications. May operate a University vehicle. High school diploma and two years of experience in HVAC equipment, controls installation and maintenance and repair required, or an equivalent combination. Refrigerant Recovery certification required. Valid driver's license and driver's check required. General computer skills required. A Type S C3 certification and Gas Certification or ability to acquire within six months required. Ability to lift up to 50 lbs. and push/pull 80-100 lbs. occasionally. Bargaining Unit position. Commitment to diversity and inclusion. Office/Program Support Assistant - Nutrition and Food Sciences - #032730 - This is a part-time, 50% of full-time, position for a total of 18.75 hours per week. Provide administrative support such as data entry, operational and budgetary support, oversight of electronic communications, serve as key contact person for program staff, phone answering and file maintenance for Expanded Food and Nutrition Program (EFNEP). Working knowledge of Microsoft Office software (Word, Excel, Access, Powerpoint) as well as a Desktop Publishing software, such as Publisher, highly desirable. High School Diploma and two years office experience and working knowledge of software applications used to support area operations required, or an equivalent combination. Ability to use judgment in solving problems, prioritizing work tasks and making decisions regarding work methods; use or disclosure of sensitive information within framework of departmental guidelines. Keyboarding speed of 35 words per minute required. Commitment to diversity and inclusion required. Business Manager - Transportation Research Center - #032869 - Oversee and perform administrative/business operations related to department and associated programs; oversee and provide management of multiple budgets, perform monthly reconciliation of accounts, analyze spending progress of funds, and provide fiscal management of year-end closings; communicate with internal accounting, awardees and federal agencies. Bachelor's degree in related field and a minimum of four years related experience required, or an equivalent combination. Effective experience with grant awards and spreadsheets required. Commitment to diversity and inclusion required. PeopleSoft experience highly desireable. For further information on this position and others currently available, or to apply on-line, please visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com; Job Hotline #802-656-2248; telephone #802-656-3150. Applicants must apply for positions electronically. Paper resumes are not accepted. Job positions are updated daily.

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Paper: Seven Days The Vermont Issue: 9/23 Association of Conservation Districts seeks an Agricultural Resource Specialist to work Due: 9/21 24 hours per week. This position will focus on Size:providing 2(3.25) x 9 assistance, education and technical Cost: $425.66 outreach about Vermont’s Accepted Agricultural Practices (AAP) as well as surveying Small Farm Operations (SFO) with the goal of addressing nonpoint source water quality issues emanating from agricultural activities. The territory served by this position includes Orange, Caledonia, Essex, Orleans and Washington counties.

Both positions are responsible for overall oversight and development of these programs. Required experience: shelter/transitional housing/ residential work; advocacy with individual and systems; staff supervision. Required knowledge/skills: sound understanding of domestic violence and economic justice and resources. Both positions are full time with generous benefits packages. WHBW is also hiring Emergency Service Advocates to support women and children in shelter and to answer hotline. Exp. working in residential settings preferred. 9 p.m. – 9 a.m. PT weekday and weekend nights. For more information and full job descriptions go to our website: www.WHBW.org Send resume and cover letter BY 10/05 to: WHBW, Po Box 1535, Burlington, vt 05402

Visit www.vacd.org for detailed job description. Send resume, cover letter and 3 references by September 29 to the Vermont Association of Conservation Districts c/o Jeff Farber, Technical Programs Manager, PO Box 889, Montpelier, VT 05601 or jeff.farber@vacd.org.

EOE. Survivors of domestic violence encouraged to apply.

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Customer Care/teChniCal support Job Description: Representative will be able to clearly and effectively communicate with clients/customers by phone, web chat and email. Primary function is to handle multiple calls, providing product information, increasing sales, processing orders, answering servicerelated questions, as well as light tech support. Job requirements: Excellent phone and customer service experience, ability to multitask in a fast-paced environment, flexible scheduling, some weekends and nights required.

teChniCal support teChniCian Job Description: Looking for a dynamic, motivated thinker to provide detailed technical support in team-orientated call center. Primary functions are to answer customer questions on innovative product, while providing the highest level of customer service.

An inpatient substance abuse facility has the following position available: INTENSIVE OUTPATIENT PROGRAM Seeking full-time, licensed clinical Social Worker and/or master’s-level Mental Health professional with a CADC/LADC to facilitate intensive outpatient groups; includes three nights per week, Burlington based. Mail, fax or email resumes and salary requirements to: Maple Leaf Farm Associates, Inc. 10 Maple Leaf Road Underhill, VT 05489 Phone: 802-899-2911 Fax: 802-899-3617 Email: info@mapleleaf.org A United Way Member Agency

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Job Requirements: Advanced knowledge of Windows. XP or Vista Certified a plus, MAC OS is a plus. Excellent customer service skills, call center or tech support experience preferred. Flexible scheduling, some nights and weekends required.

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EmErgEncy sErvicEs Program coordinator

Excellent verbal, interpersonal, written and communication skills required, experience with Microsoft Word, and Excel. Bachelor’s degree with a working knowledge of agricultural regulations dairy farming and water-quality issues a plus. Position requires travel and fieldwork. Salary based upon experience, and includes vehicle use mileage reimbursement and a generous benefit package.

The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

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Full-time scheduling position. Requires excellent computer skills (Excel, Access & Word), extreme attention to detail and a great deal of patience. Interested candidates should stop by our office on Route 7, 2 miles north of Middlebury, to fill out an application or should send resumes to ssherman@achhh.org or Achh&h, Attn: human resources, PO Box 754, Middlebury, VT 05753. Apply directly online at www.achhh.org.

SwediSh Pit, the Volvo specialist is looking to fill a position for an experienced auto mechanic/technician. An opportunity to work in a small/nonflatrate shop. Please call to arrange an interview. Swedish Pit, Volvo Specialists 802-863-2646

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Peer Advocacy and Outreach Manager

Statewide disability rights and services organization seeks an individual with at least five years senior management supervisory experience to provide program management and supervision of staff along with reporting to local, state and federal agencies. Grant writing experience a plus. The right person will be motivated, detail oriented and organized, as well as personal experience with a disability. The ability to supervise multiple employees is a necessity. Position to be located in the Montpelier office of VCIL, and includes statewide travel. Resumes accepted until position is filled. VCIL offers competitive wages and benefits. To apply, send resume and cover letter to: Sue Booth 11 East State Street Montpelier, VT 05602 VCIL is an EOE/affirmative action employer. We provide reasonable accommodations in the recruitment and employment of people with disabilities.

Website Developer/ Manager Oversee and manage website maintenance and development for GetEducated. com, the pre-eminent consumer watchdog group that rates, ranks, and verifies the cost, quality and credibility of online colleges. Website Developer skill set includes: • Linux; Apache; MySQL, PHP • Joomla CMS • Subversion version control • OpenX • Plesk Panel • Google Analytics • Search Engine Optimization Website Manager skill set includes: • Project management: task, time and budget management • Competitive bidding and cost control • Proactive identification of projects and resources • Coordination of website-related tasks with employees and contractors • Interface with hosting company • Superior verbal and written communication skills Location: Essex Junction-Winooski, VT Requires: Bachelor’s degree plus 5 years experience. Stellar references. Resume, letter, plus salary requirements: goldie@geteducated.com.

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PHYSICAL THERAPIST Experience the independence and satisfaction of one-to-one patient care in a supportive, flexible and professional environment. Work individually with patients in their homes providing them with skills that will help to maintain their lifestyle. These positions provide a personally and professionally rewarding way to bestow your knowledge and have a direct hand in a patient’s quality of life at home! Qualifications include a current Vermont Physical Therapy license and a minimum of two years of experience preferably within a rehabilitation program. Please visit our website at www.achhh.org and apply directly online. Or, please send your resume to cpaquette@achhh.org or to ACHHH, Human Resources; PO Box 754, Middlebury, VT 05753. Fax your resume to (802) 388-6126 or drop by for an application and interview. We look forward to hearing from you!

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INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS COORDINATOR

Seeking a creative and energetic person for an entry-level position in the Office of Communications. The Internal Communications Coordinator will manage internal communications on and write content for the University’s internal portal.

MATH SPECIALIST II

Under the administrative direction of the Academic Achievement Center Director, the Math Specialist II (MSII) is primarily responsible for tutoring students in introductory statistics, calculus and higher content as well as in math study skills and specific problem areas such as under-preparedness and anxiety. In addition, the MSII may assist students with math preparation for special exams such as the GRE and various professional qualifying exams. Other responsibilities include assisting students with critical thinking, study and organizational/management skills and working cooperatively with faculty and AAC colleagues. Students may come to the MSII with various physical or learning difficulties that require varied approaches to tutoring. Please visit our website for complete job descriptions and application requirements: www.norwich.edu/jobs Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity plan, and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

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Central Vermont Community Land Trust, a nonprofit housing organization, seeks a motivated, hard working individual to work in our Barre office. Must have a positive attitude, good people skills, the ability to organize and juggle multiple tasks, clear and concise verbal and written communication skills, computer literacy including internet and MS Office software. Primary function of the Resident Service Coordinator (RSC) is to effectively assist residents requesting support in enhancing the quality of their daily lives. Provides residents with information about and access to local services and resources that can assist them in pursuing opportunities and achieving life objectives. The RSC is an integral part of the housing and property team and plays a critical role in the overall positive maintenance of the property for the enjoyment of its residents and the respect of its neighbors. Experience in social services preferred. Requires a valid license with clean driving record and a dependable vehicle. Full-time position based on a 37.5 hour work week – wages dependent on experience with generous benefits. To apply send a cover letter and resume with references to: Susan Luce, CVCLT, 107 No. Main St., Barre, VT 05641 or email: sluce@cvclt.org. The Central Vermont Community Land Trust is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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For more information and to apply online, visit www.LibertyMutualGroup.com/ Careers and search for job number 06585. Inclusion is the answer. Liberty9/22/09 Mutual is10:00:42 AM an equal opportunity employer.

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We encourage the spirited contribution of ideas and suggestions to help Nova develop strong, functional, and responsive customer service. In addition, the ability to remain balanced within an atmosphere of organized chaos will be an asset as we enter our busy holiday season.

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At Liberty Mutual, we measure our success by how well we help our customers live safer, more secure lives. Since 1912, we have worked to rebuild, repair, and restore the things that matter to the people we serve—while also working to prevent accidents and injuries from happening in the first place.

Visit us online at www.armisteadinc.com to fill out an online application. Call 802-288-8117 if you do not have internet access.

To apply: Submit a letter of interest, resume, and Norwich application to HRIS Search, via email: jobs@norwich.edu

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Liberty Mutual 28 Walnut Street, Suite 110 Williston, VT

Armistead provide non-medical in-home care to seniors. Our services include personal care, light housekeeping, cooking, transportation, errands, companionship and more. Armistead has positions available for caregivers with dementia/ Alzheimer’s disease experience. We also have awake overnight shifts available.

HUMAN RESOURCES INFORMATION SPECIALIST

Requirements: At least three years’ professional level experience in support of an administrative database, preferably in human resources; related bachelor’s degree preferred. Experience with SunGard Banner preferred. Knowledge of personnel information systems, data reporting techniques, software operations and administrative support functions as well as knowledge of records management, policy implementation, personnel regulatory requirements, and human resources practices. Strong technical, administrative, problem-solving, and communications skills are essential to perform and produce effectively.

BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU DO.

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START

Job Developer Way2Work, a leading supported employment program for individuals with developmental disabilities, is seeking a dynamic, creative and outgoing individual to join their team as a job developer. The successful candidate will be responsible for supporting individuals with developing career goals, job seeking skills, securing employment, and on the job training. In addition, candidate will collaborate with businesses to build partnerships for long-term community based employment. Must demonstrate reliability, strong communication skills, and the ability to solve problems professionally and effectively. Great work environment, fully benefited 40 hour position. Submit resume and cover letter to mpaya@ccs-vt.org or the address listed below.

Home Provider Opportunity CCS is seeking a responsible couple or individual to open their home to a 25-year-old man. This gentleman is a sweet and endearing person with great family support, a sensitive support team, and weekday supports. He loves to listen to music, watch cooking shows and play video games. He likes to be a part of a home. He loves animals, children, adaptive skiing, adaptive sailing and being a part of a dynamic life. Strong interpersonal and communication skills are required, along with a desire to make a positive impact on the life of another by increasing their quality of life. A generous tax-free stipend, respite, accessibility modifications, ongoing training and supports are provided by CCS. Submit resume and cover letter to Michelle at mpaya@ccs-vt.org or the address listed below.

Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 802-655-0511

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PRESCHOOL TEACHER POSITIONS (Richford & Enosburg): Provide developmentally appropriate environment and experiences for preschool children in a Head Start classroom, and monthly home visits for families. Assist families in accessing medical and dental care for preschool children. 40 hours/week, 42 weeks/ year. Starting wage $15.33–16.64/hour. Positions includes health plan and excellent benefits, and requires bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related education field, VT educator’s license, classroom experience, and experience in curriculum planning and implementation, child outcome assessment, and working with children with special needs. Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record-keeping; proficiency in MS Word, email and Internet; exceptional organizational skills and attention to detail. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please send resume and cover letter with three work references by email to: pirish@cvoeo.org. No phone calls, please.

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A leading captive insurance management firm has a part-time position available for an

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Responsible for preparing and filing financial reports for multiple clients. Excellent pay and benefits. Resume & references to:

Enjoy an atmosphere where residents age gracefully assisted with their personal care and ambulation by caring teammates who treat the residents and each other with dignity and respect.

Apply in person at

185 Pine Haven Shores Road, Shelburne, VT 05482

Graphic Designer

Burlington-area Friendly’s Restaurants are seeking enthusiastic, positive individuals to join our talented leadership team.

Stacey Gibbs Aon Insurance Managers 76 St. Paul St., Suite 500 Burlington, VT 05401

Our training allows you to add up to $3.00/hour to your starting wage in 120 days. Benefits include health, dental, life, 401/k & paid vacation.

Shift Supervisors Assistant Managers General Managers

EOE M/F/V/D

Travel Consultants/Agents

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Six travel consultants/agents needed immediately; bonus/commissions. Part/full-time. Will train.

Call Phyllis 802-343-0331.

Are you committed to providing exceptional service? Are you knowledgeable and experienced in the food/beverage industry? If you are an upbeat, organized leader with a sense of urgency and a strong work ethic, then we have the opportunity for you! Interested enthusiasts should come October 6 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. to a management open house! On-the-spot interviews with human resource personnel with the opportunity for the right candidate to be hired that day pending a background check. EOE 1184 Shelburne Road, S. Burlington Contact Karen at 802-658-4219 with any questions.

Are you a talented graphic designer with demonstrated creative ability? Do you thrive in a team environment where different departments interact to meet a common goal? Do you have catalog experience? If so, you may be just who we‚re looking for! The Vermont Teddy Bear Company and its sister companies, PajamaGram and Calyx Flowers, are seeking a skilled Graphic Designer. Job responsibilities include developing designs for company email marketing, website, packaging, media marketing, public relations and advertising collateral. Be responsible for catalog layout, design and production from photo shoot to finished catalog. The successful candidate will have catalog background, experience working with Mac-based Adobe software including Photoshop, InDesign and Illustrator. Must be able to work collaboratively in a team environment.

Submit resume and salary requirements at https://home.eease.com/recruit/?id=461417

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Spectrum Youth and Family Services job opening

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Finance & Accounting Clerk

peer outreach worker We are seeking part-time (15-25 hrs./wk.) Peer Outreach Workers between the ages of 16 and 23 to staff our Drop-In Center, plan and implement activities, and provide informal counseling, HIV-prevention and substance abuse information to homeless, runaway and at-risk youth. Peer Outreach Workers also staff our Street Outreach program, providing resources to youth on the streets.

St. Albans nonprofit has immediate opening for an individual in its finance department. Must be extremely knowledgeable in accounts payable/receivable, bookkeeping, payroll, and accounting software, with a proficiency in QuickBooks. Expertise in Office programs (Word, Excel, etc.) is necessary. Bachelor’s degree in business/related field or equivalent required. Competitive wages/benefits.

Please send resume to: Attn: JV; Spectrum 177 Pearl Street Burlington, VT 05401 EOE

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CHILDREN’S INTEGRATED SERVICES ASSOCIATE INTAKE COORDINATOR

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Send cover letter and resume to: Finance Manager, P.O. Box 107, St. Albans, Vt. 05478 or email HR@vermontassociates.org.

Chittenden County seeks a full-time Associate Intake Coordinator to conduct centralized intake 2x4-vtad-financeaccounting092309.indd and manage data collection for program supporting pregnant women, children 0-6, and their families. Associate Intake Coordinator will partner with the Intake Coordinator and the region’s CIS teams. Qualifications: bachelor’s degree in psychology, social work, human development, education or a related field and two years experience in human services required. Intake experience and general knowledge of Chittenden County’s network of early childhood supports and services desirable. Send cover letter and resume by September 30 to Children’s Integrated Services, VNA, 1110 Prim Rd., Colchester, VT 05446. Go to dcf.vermont.gov/cdd/cis to learn more about the CIS Program. Questions: ann.dillenbeck@ neklsvt.org. Northeast Kingdom Learning Services is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer.

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Reporter/Photographer WCAX-TV News is looking for a smart self-starter who could be our correspondent in central and southern Vermont based out of Rutland, Vermont. This person would shoot television news stories, edit, and then transmit them to our Burlington, VT station. Some live work will be required as well. Bachelor’s degree, ability to write for broadcast, shoot and edit TV news stories, ability to work alone and under pressure to produce news stories. A valid driver’s license and good driving record are a must. Excellent references are required. No phone calls. Send resume and cover letter to News Director, PO Box 4508, Burlington, VT 05406 or email jobs@wcax.com.

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Serving Franklin & Grand Isle counties

OUTPATIENT THERAPIST Are you interested in being part of a group that includes a supportive team of therapists, coverage of your after-hours emergencies and efficient billing staff? We are currently seeking a full-time therapist who is a generalist and interested in working with children, adolescents, adults and families. Specialization with children also desirable. Experience with substance abuse, DBT and group treatment preferred. The ideal candidate will be an MSW/LICSW. Willing to consider other licensure. This full-time position has an excellent benefits package. Some evening hours required. Our clinic is located close to Interstate 89 and is a short commute from Burlington and surrounding areas. The ideal candidate may qualify for the National Health Services Federal loan forgiveness program, which is substantial.

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