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THE LAST WEEK IN REVIEW

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SEPTEMBER 15-22, 2010 COMPILED BY CATHY RESMER & TYLER MACHADO

MISSING MOM

Bliss and the Dalai Lama

The Sheffield woman who vanished on September 11 is still MIA. People aren’t supposed to “disappear” here, especially when they’re senior citizens.

Vermont cartoonist Harry Bliss, whose work appears in the New Yorker, Seven Days and other fine publications, gained a new fan recently — the Dalai Lama.

Rock journalist Rona Elliot happened to see this Bliss cartoon in the L.A. Times before a meeting with the Dalai Lama, and asked Bliss if she could present an autographed, framed copy of the panel to His Holiness himself. The cartoonist complied with her request.

FIGHTING WORDS

The gloves are off, and wannabe govs Brian Dubie and Peter Shumlin are both swinging hard. It’s one way of getting to know them...

Pamela Polston wrote about what happened next in a September 16 post on Blurt, the Seven Days staff blog: When she returned, Rona sent Harry a photo of herself and the D.L., clad in his customary maroon robe and adorable smile, and a noncustomary baseball cap that reads, “[something I can’t make out] PEACE.” Rona also told Harry that when the cartoon was translated for him, the D.L. “cracked up.”

MILK RUN

Odd accolade of the week: More Vermont women are champs when it comes to breastfeeding their 1-year-olds. Talk about a dairy state.

Good to know His Holiness has a great sense of humor.

So does Harry’s wife, Sofi Dillof, who wrote this caption.

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9/15: The first gubernatorial election poll has Peter Shumlin leading Brian Dubie,by 3 percentage points.

9/16: Brian Dubie ducked an abortion-rights question during the Vermont Public Radio debate last week.

9/17: Democratic state auditor candidate Doug Hoffer increasingly finds himself a topic of conversation in the gov race.

9/17: The new music director and conductor of the Vermont Youth Orchestra talks about the art of conducting.

ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL?

The campaign trail for secretary of state drove an exhausted Jason Gibbs into a ditch.

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ON LOVE AND DEATH

[Re: “Poli Psy,” September 15]: In a world that often lacks sense or logic and instead has unnecessary amounts of death, I believe people hold onto things they think will make the world a better place. I hail from Hardwick and went to high school with Tristan Southworth…

Inside the gymnasium we used to frequent together, the thing that allowed the mourners to overlook the absurdity that comes with war and politics was not faith but love. It is an emotion that can allow people to overlook incongruities in belief and politics, and when I think of Tristan, I do not think of corruption or future sorrow that may come our way, but the love and respect that surround him and his memories.

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I have been a bumper-sticker-displaying fan of the Album Station (formerly 102.9, currently 97.9) for several years, and a recent financial supporter. I, along with many others, have been basking in the return of the station to the air after a hiatus of almost a year [“Soundbites,” July 28]. I have long respected Russ [Kinsley], Diane [Desmond] and Chip [Hobart] for their knowledge and promotion of the “underground” music I grew up with.

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The promo stated, “Progressive music, without the livestock.”

I have not known the Album Station to be antifarm, nor vocally vegetarian, so have to assume that this statement was a swipe at Farm Fresh Radio, which now occupies the 102.9 frequency. Farm Fresh Radio also plays nonmainstream music, including rock, authentic blues, jazz and folk. The station is unique and plays well-thought-out music, old and new. In addition to the on-air poke at 102.9, the Album Station on its website states that we will hear “something” on the old frequency that is definitely not the Album Station, and urges listeners to “accept no substitutes.”

Farm Fresh Radio did more than a damn fine job helping to fill the void when the Album Station went off the air, but I’ve never that they have portrayed themselves as a “substitute” for the Album Station. There is definitely a lot of great music out there, and we in the Champlain Valley are fortunate to have two stations that can satisfy our desire for noncorporate, progressive music. A true music-head is open minded. The playground is big enough; respect and support others who are just trying to get the music, be it from the farmyard or elsewhere.

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This article also highlights the shocking fact that Vermont teachers are not trained to deal with diversity or protect their students of color from racial harassment and slurs.

It is imperative that all teachers be trained to talk about race and ethnicity, and to recognize and stop racial feedback

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Ken Picard’s article [“The Diversity Test,” August 25] assigns Vermont schools a grade of “F” for diversitybased teacher hiring. In terms of raw numbers, the grade may be correct, but no one should equate that “F” grade with whether Vermont schools are meeting core education and social objectives. The most important criteria for evaluating teachers are what knowledge, skills and abilities they have, and how well do they facilitate student learning. Whether their skin is black, bronze, brown or white; whether their gender is female or male; and whether they have African, Asian or European ancestry is irrelevant. Why? Because what all human beings have in common dwarfs individual differences. At the genomic blueprint level, we are all 99.9 percent identical.

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In last week’s performing arts preview [“Encore, Encore!” September 15], we stated that Ronald Braunstein would take over next spring as director of the Vermont Youth Orchestra. In fact, he arrived this spring. Braunstein’s VYO debut is Friday, September 24, in St. Albans and Sunday, September 26, at the Flynn Center. See the Seven Days staff blog, Blurt, for an interview with Braunstein. Our apologies for the error.

in a Vermont classroom should see the teacher as a human being, not as a black person, nor as a female, nor as an Asian. For humanity to reach its full potential, all of us will need to understand and appreciate that the reason each human being has equal value and deserves equal respect is because of the enormous commonality we all share. True success will only be achieved when skin color, gender and ancestry do not take precedence over education ability when decisions are made involving the hiring of teachers in Vermont schools.

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LOOKING FORWARD

SEPTEMBER 22-29, 2010 VOL.16 NO.04

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Secretary of State Race: Can “Transparency” Have Two Sides?

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FEATURES

28 The Preservation Police

Architecture: Are Mary O’Neil and her cohorts going too far to retain Burlington’s charm?

BY SHAY TOT TEN

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Activist Grandmother Jane Newton Beats the Antiwar Drum

BY ANDY BROMAGE

BY MEGAN JAMES

20 National Glassmakers Blow Through the Bern Gallery

BY MEGAN JAMES

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New Local Film Series Promise Old-School Cinephile Community

BY MARGOT HARRISON

32 Home for the Range?

Public Safety: So many guns in Vermont, so few places to shoot them

BY KEN PICARD

Community: The Shalom Shuk thrift shop helps refugees make a fresh start

The Town; Easy A

23 Hackie

A cabbie’s rear view

BY JERNIGAN PONTIAC

27 Work

Vermonters on the job

BY LAUREN OBER

43 Side Dishes

BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER & ALICE LEVIT T

63 Soundbites

Music news and views

BY DAN BOLLES

38 Geek Chic

Books: Talking fantasy and futurism with guests of the Burlington Book Festival

BY MARGOT HARRISON

Food: Seasoned Traveler: Bedford, Québec

BY ALICE LEVIT T

46 Tales of Terroir

Food: Three new local food books strike a common note: sustainability

“Fresh Air,” West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park

76 Movies

BY SHAY TOT TEN

BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER

62 Note by Note

Visiting Vermont’s art venues

BY PAMELA POLSTON

87 Mistress Maeve

Your guide to love & lust

BY MISTRESS MAEVE

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The Magnificent 7 Calendar Classes Music Art Movies

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Music: Tracking Farm’s latest, greatest album

72 Gallery Profile

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Open season on Vermont politics

BY LAUREN OBER

67 Music

Spirit Animal, Pizza Party; The Flood, Straight and True

12 Fair Game

Leftover food news

36 Barn Mitzvah

42 Border Bites

REVIEWS

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ARTS NEWS

20 Vermont Artists Give a Barn a Boost in Painting Marathon

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The Good Earth The official start of fall means this season’s slew of harvest parties has arrived. We’re not exaggerating: Just this weekend alone, folks are celebrating the soil in Bakersfield, Bristol, Hinesburg, Underhill, West Dover and more. The Shelburne Farms Harvest Festival is one of the longest-standing traditions; in its 32nd year, it boasts local edibles, traditional craft demos, horse-drawn hayrides and roving musicians. Flip to the calendar section to read up on the rest.

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The Thrill of It All The air is brisk and the leaves are crunchy — what better time to curl up with a mystery? Especially one that’ll send the chill down your spine. Crime novelist Gerry Boyle’s Damaged Goods, the latest book featuring steadfast journalist Jack McMorrow, is a good place to start.

Best-selling author Tess Gerritsen dubs the read “literary crack.” Don’t let the suspense kill you: Get in on the Goods when Boyle stops by Dartmouth Bookstore and Kingdom Books.

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Just in time for the Burlington Book Festival comes a performance that turns a page on literacy. Lida Winfield’s solo dance In Search of Air overlaps storytelling and choreography in an autobiographic representation of her battle learning to read with dyslexia. Video projections, an educational soundtrack about learning disabilities and anecdotes from the classroom make the piece witty one moment, heartfelt the next.

Calling all leaf peepers: When you tire of admiring autumnal fireworks — we’ll wait — scoot on over to Stowe’s West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park.

The current “Fresh Air” group exhibit includes landscape-themed creations by Mariella Bisson, Rebecca Kinkead, Craig Mooney and four others.

Feast your eyes on that.

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Beginner’s Luck For those just getting acquainted with the Queen City’s sound scene (hey, there, college kids), the lineup at Burlington Bands 101 is a handy primer to some of the best groups in town. For those already in the know, it’s simply a night of good tunes — think Whales and Wolves, Maryse Smith, Waylon Speed (pictured), Spirit Animal and more. Seven Days is throwing the party, so come say hello.

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There’s no gap between music and lyrics for Tim O’Brien. As a stellar multi-instrumentalist — he plays guitar, fiddle and bouzouki, among other things — the twotime winner of the International Bluegrass Music Association’s male vocalist of the year is equally versed at both. After spending a dozen years with bluegrass outfit Hot Rize, he’s now going strong in a solo career. Listen in at the After Dark Music Series.

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A young woman falls for a strapping Florentine on a visit to Italy in the summer of 1953. But Stowe Theatre Guild’s The Light in the Piazza isn’t as predictable as its setup would have us believe. Throw in operatic music — including songs in full Italian and broken English — and a protective mother’s secret, and the play, continuing through October 9, is full of surprises.

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s BRIAN DUBIE’s “Pure Vermont” campaign for governor an updated version of the decade-old culture-war slogan “Take Back Vermont”?

VISA/MC That was the implication of a sharply Accepted worded blog post last week from the editorial-page editor of the state’s largCall for est daily.

During Wednesday night’s debate on Details: Vermont Public Radio, Dubie challenged 878.DOGS Democrat PETER SHUMLIN on his promise 26 Susie Wilson Rd., Essex to enact a single-payer health care plan. bowmeow.net Dubie pointed out that recent federal legislation makes it nearly impossible for a state to get waivers to create its 12v-bowmeow092210.indd 1 9/17/10 2:51:52 PM own system until 2017.

During the back and forth, Dubie complained, “We’ve hired a doctor from Taiwan. Vermont is not an island; Vermont is a small little state in New England.”

Dr. WILLIAM HSIAO — hired by lawmakers to develop a few models to revamp the state’s health care system — is a renowned Harvard professor who is one of the most sought-after public-health consultants in the world. Born in Beijing, China, Hsiao immigrated to the United States in his teens and is a U.S. citizen.

AKI SOGA, the editorial-page editor of the Burlington Free Press, took umbrage with Dubie’s “from Taiwan” blunder — properly chastising the gubernatorial candidate for being culturally tone deaf, if not borderline racist.

“Call me sensitive, but assumption about whether you’re an American or not is a sensitive subject for many Asian Americans,” wrote Soga, noting he was born in Japan and raised in Michigan.

“If you grew up Asian American in this country in the last part of the 20th century, one of the most dreaded questions is ‘Where are you from?’ The person asking usually didn’t mean in what part of this country did you grow up or were born.”

Soga’s post generated the typical vicious responses on the Free Press website. Some readers took Soga to task for calling himself an “Asian American” 8v-ORShoeHorn091510.indd 1 9/13/10 2:18:09 PM rather than just an “American,” while one self-described “native” Vermonter dubbed anyone from outside the state — “flatlander” or “from Taiwan” — as a socialist.

The debate recalled one of Vermont’s darkest moments, the 2000 culture war that ensued after the passage of civil unions and Act 60. Do we really want to sevendaysvt.com go through that again?

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Given the national anti-immigration mood, Dubie’s insensitive statement wasn’t uttered in a vacuum, Soga noted.

“Just a note to candidate Dubie.

Vermonters like to distinguish between native and flatlanders, as if having a few generations in the local cemetery should give you more say in our democratic system. Add that to our current national paranoia about outsiders and the ‘foreigner’ tag can become a serious negative that, once applied — even as a misstatement — is tough to shed,” wrote Soga.

Dubie’s manager CORRY BLISS hails from Virginia, not Taiwan. He said Soga and Dubie chatted by phone, and that all is apparently well between the two. Soga did not return my phone calls or emails.

VERMONTERS LIKE TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN NATIVE AND FLATLANDERS, AS IF HAVING A FEW GENERATIONS IN THE LOCAL CEMETERY SHOULD GIVE YOU MORE SAY IN OUR DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM.

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It’s ironic that on the same day Dubie dissed a “doctor from Taiwan” Gov. JIM DOUGLAS announced a trade mission to the island nation. The reason? He’s searching for wealthy folks to invest in Vermont projects in exchange for longterm visas. Heck, even the conservativeleaning Vermont Chamber of Commerce has an office in Taiwan. The chamber opened the office in 1998.

You’re right, Brian, Vermont is not an island. Let’s not make it one.

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Both major-party candidates for governor boast about being born and raised in Vermont.

Does it matter to voters? History suggests not. Only one governor since 1962 — Republican DEANE C. DAVIS — was born and raised in Vermont. Not a single Democratic governor was a “true” Vermonter.

Gov. Jim Douglas was born in Massachusetts.

More important for electoral success, apparently, is your home county. Since 1962, only one governor has been elected from outside Addison, Chittenden or Washington counties: Gov. THOMAS P. SALMON was from Rockingham in Windham County.

Govs. PHIL HOFF, RICHARD SNELLING, MADELEINE KUNIN and HOWARD DEAN were Chittenden County pols; DEANE DAVIS hailed from Washington County. Douglas lives in Addison County.

Before 1962, the axis of Vermont’s political power was not Interstate 89 but the spine of the Green Mountains. Vermonters often alternated choosing governors from eastern and western sides of the state.

Here’s the geographic spread of this year’s crop of gubernatorial hopefuls.

Dubie and independent DAN FELICIANO hail from Chittenden County. Windham County has three candidates: SHUMLIN, independent EMILY PEYTON and Liberty Union candidate BEN MITCHELL. CRIS ERICSON lives in Windsor County, while secessionist DENNIS STEELE calls Caledonia County home.

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Welcome to the bizarro world of political advertising, where half-truths and distortions pose as reality.

In the debates, and again in a Republican Governors Association ad, Dubie’s team is alleging that Shumlin was a “proud architect” of Act 60 — the education-funding law approved in 1999 that raised property taxes for a lot of Vermonters.

Reality check number 1: I covered the Act 60 debate, and the true architects of Act 60 were House Democrats JOHN FREIDIN of New Haven and PAUL CILLO of Hardwick. In 2000, Cillo and Freidin paid the price for their hard work: Both lost their reelections. Cillo now runs the left-leaning Public Assets Institute.

Reality check number 2: Shumlin says Act 60 lowered property taxes by about $64 million. Technically true, but it raised $58 million in new, or increased, taxes to do it.

Of course, Act 60 no longer exists — Act 68 was passed in 2004 and signed into law by Gov. Jim Douglas. Act 68 raised millions more in broad-based taxes to further defray property taxes.

Shumlin didn’t hold political office in 2004. Dubie and Douglas did.

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Shumlin was in the Senate when the legislature overrode Gov. Douglas’ 2009 budget. The disagreements were over how much money should be shifted from the general fund to the education fund — and the rules that would then apply to local school boards to ensure they didn’t raise property taxes.

To balance the budget in 2009, the legislature raised about $20 million in taxes, closing a capital gains tax deduction loophole that hit wealthy Vermonters the hardest. This year, lawmakers reopened that loophole a tiny bit by relaxing the rules for some business owners.

It should be noted that income taxes on Vermonters earning less than $200,000 a year dropped by $6 million in each of the past two years, for a total savings of $12 million.

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The same goes for Welch’s challenger, PauL Beaudry, who is trailing Welch 64 to 30, according to a recent Rasmussen survey.

He’s not surprised. “I was not the party favorite in the primary.

I was the Tea Party candidate,” said Beaudry.

He hopes to convince the national GOP to back his campaign and make the race competitive.

“I’ve been getting the complete runaround,” said Beaudry. “Every time I get a different person to call and a different number.”

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The Vermont state troopers will endorse Democrat Peter Shumlin for governor at a press conference Wednesday, sources tell “Fair Game.”

Vermont Troopers Association president MichaeL o’neiL would neither confirm nor deny the news. The union chose its candidate Monday.

The troopers’ backing may shoot some holes in Republican Brian Dubie’s claim that Shumlin is soft on crime.

This isn’t the first time the VTA has dissed Dubie. They endorsed Democrat Matt dunne in the 2006 lite-gov race.

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The Burlington Free Press has been renamed Burlington Free Press.

The tweaked logo appeared in last Thursday’s paper with no accompanying explanation.

Gone, too, is the Freeps’ front-page tagline “A Local Custom, Serving Vermont for 184 Years.” The slogan has been outsourced, er, replaced, by the paper’s website address.

Speaking of changes: The former Main Street, Montpelier, digs of the Vermont Press Bureau has a new, inkrelated tenant: Venus Tattoos. The Rutland Herald and Barre-Montpelier Times Argus ditched the shared space earlier this year to move their threeperson capital bureau to an office next to the Montpelier police station. The Times Argus had occupied the Montpelier storefront for more than a century. m Can’t wait till Wednesday for the next “Fair Game”? Tune into WPTZ NewsChannel 5 on Tuesday nights during the 11 p.m. newscast for a preview.

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The Republicans challenging Sen. Patrick Leahy and Rep. Peter Welch aren’t making much headway in the polls. They are also struggling to raise money.

The National Republican Senatorial Committee has yet to give Leahy’s GOP challenger Len Britton the token $42,000 candidates typically get. A recent Rasmussen Reports phone survey shows Leahy besting Britton 62 to 32 percent.

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You’d think having tons of cash in the bank and negligible opposition would inspire both Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT) and Rep. Peter WeLch to dole out big bucks to their fellow Vermont Dems.

Not exactly.

Leahy is sitting on a $3.2 million campaign chest and recently added $400,000 to his Green Mountain political action committee. From that PAC, he’s doled out $180,000 to the national party and fellow congressional Dems, $10,000 of which went to Welch.

His in-state giving is less grandiose: He’s awarded a whopping $1000 to each of the statewide candidates; the maximum donation from a PAC is $3000. Welch’s campaign gave each statewide candidate $500; the maximum he can give is $2000.

Big spenders.

Leahy also donated $2000 to each of the Democratic House and Senate campaigns and plans to max out $12,000 to the Vermont Democratic Party — $10,000 to its federal committee and $2000 to its state committee.

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Peter Du Brul [“Feedback,” September 1] has taken advantage of Judith Levine’s nuanced critique of localism to praise globalization as the answer to poverty in the developing world [“Poli Psy,” August 18].

Not so fast, Peter!

Certainly, as Judith pointed out, we can become self-satisfied about our own biosphere and lose track of its inherent problems. Certainly, it’s easy for “localvores,” happily munching their organic arugula, to forget about the millions of children who go to bed hungry every night.

However, the cry of “Buy global!” ignores the massive problems that unleashed capitalists have wrought around the world. Our planet is experiencing a climate meltdown accelerated by policies that herd the farmers into factories to produce junk that is then shipped thousands of miles to consumers in richer countries. Globalization disrupts the very patterns of development that could bring climate systems closer to the balance we need. How could endless lines of giant televisions and toys shipped from Shanghai to Boston represent a sustainable system for American consumers, Chinese workers or the Earth? Instead, let’s build a global web of interlocking local systems that provide food and basic goods for people in each region.

Of course, we will continue to trade for what we can’t produce, but let it be fair trade, not free trade. I promise not to be a narrow, Republican-resembling localist, Peter, but you should reconsider your own certainties about what’s best for the rest of the world. We all need to live and think differently or we will not survive.

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In his letter [“Feedback,” September 8], Tomás Sanchez appears to attribute the lack of racial and ethnic diversity at UVM to the lack of diversity among teachers in Vermont’s public schools.

In 26 years as a Vermont high school teacher, I have heard this type of excuse for the failings of university education too many times.

If UVM lacks diversity among its students and faculty, this is a problem that belongs to UVM. Universities must take responsibility for the students they admit and the faculty they hire. Blaming the public school system may give temporary gratification, but a lack of racial and ethnic diversity in Vermont’s public schools does not dictate a lack of such diversity at UVM. Many teachers employed in Vermont public schools matriculate from UVM. Are those public schools therefore justified in blaming UVM for the lack of racial and ethnic diversity within their faculties? This circular reasoning could go on forever and we would still be a white-bread state.

UVM might consider taking leadership in determining why Vermont’s public schools, universities and colleges have little success in attracting professionals with diverse racial and ethnic identities.

I absolutely agree that such diversity would be an advantage to Vermont students at all levels of learning. But I do not find it reasonable to suggest that the Vermont public school system is responsible for the failings in education or diversity at UVM.

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harassment. This also reminds white people of the urgent need to not wait for people of color to defend themselves from racial slurs and stereotypes, but to be actively antiracist advocates for children of color in the Vermont school system. It is up to all Vermonters to speak out against racism. If we can’t do this, we might as well be living in the Jim Crow era.

popcorn. Then there was Clooney’s hind end, also unnecessary.

George Clooney “outside his comfort zone” as a CIA-type guy, really? That’s all he ever is and, as far as acting goes, there was very little depth to act with.

The coolest part was watching him screw together parts of steel to make a gun for a woman who seemed perfectly capable of making her own. I also didn’t get the wine line, maybe because I don’t drink it … and why would the police check the wine’s temperature, and so what if they did?

If you don’t care about the “who, what, when or why” in a movie, The American is your ticket! Refund, please!

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ason Gibbs drove his car into a ditch in the wee hours last Friday morning. The Republican candidate for secretary of state was forthcoming with the details; he told the media he fell asleep at the wheel after a long day of campaigning.

The next day, the Dems pounced on Gibbs for waiting six hours to report the crash to state police, asking openly if Gibbs had something to hide from the cops.

Meanwhile, Republicans say Democrat Jim Condos has some explaining to do, too.

They claim Condos favored secret meetings when he was chair of the South Burlington City Council and therefore shares responsibility for that city’s multimillion-dollar pension shortfall.

“Transparency” is the buzzword in the race for Vermont’s secretary of state — both Gibbs and Condos have promised to make government more accountable and user friendly by making campaign finance reports and government documents just a mouse click away.

From there, however, the two candidates differ sharply on key policy questions, especially those related to election laws.

Gibbs opposes same-day voter registration and instant-runoff voting, for example.

Condos condones both.

This is as contentious as it gets in the geeky, arcane, multitasking world of the secretary of state. Although Vermonters vote for the top arbiter of elections, it’s a relatively low-profile job that in other states is handled by a gubernatorial appointee. The secretary of state oversees myriad laws and regulations relating to elections, archives, campaign-finance laws, open-meeting and public-records laws, and dozens of professions, from nurses to

realtors. With 60 employees and an $8.6 million budget, the office is usually the first stop for new and expanding businesses: It’s the place to file incorporation papers and also to record new trade names.

Despite the nonpartisan, glitz-free nature of the office, it produced at least one governor: Jim Douglas. After 12 years as secretary of state he served as treasurer before ascending to the state’s top job.

Secretary of State Deb Markowitz, a Democrat, has served since 1998; last year she announced her own intention to run for higher office. She finished third in the five-way gubernatorial primary last month. In recognition of her role as Vermont’s overseer of elections, Markowitz has said she is not endorsing any candidate in the race.

Liberty Union candidate Leslie Marmorale is also in the mix.

You could argue that Condos, 59, has experience on his side. He’s served on the South Burlington City Council and four terms in the Vermont Senate. As chair of arguably the wonkiest committee in the chamber — Senate Government Operations — Condos oversaw many of the laws germane to the secretary of state’s office. For the past two years, his day job has been managing government and community relations for Vermont Gas Systems. He’s worked at the statewide utility for 12 years.

“A vast majority of the issues that came before the government operations committee pertain to the role of secretary of state,” said Condos. His private-sector work for a regulated utility, he adds, gives him the necessary insight into how the office could

During his 18-month tenure, Gibbs successfully increased park attendance through creative marketing, contests and social networking.

“I think a key question in this campaign is which of us has the energy and expertise to make the office much more innovative, more efficient and more valuable,” said Gibbs. “At Forests and Parks, we helped Vermont fight back against the recession and began focusing on areas to reduce the department’s reliance on taxpayers, and I’m very proud of the work we were able to do. That is a demonstration of the kind of leadership I’m capable of providing.”

In keeping with their transparency promises, both candidates plan to enlist outside help to make the inner workings of Vermont government more accessible to the public.

Gibbs was first to come up with the idea of creating an outside commission to review the 200-plus privacy exemptions embedded in state law. These exemptions keep secret certain information, such as Social Security numbers, but material gathered as a part of an “ongoing investigation” can also be kept from public view.

Condos agrees with Gibbs about the commission, adding Vermont should study how other states balance private and public information.

“I think we need to look at the 200-plus exemptions and bring them into one place in statute so that it’s clear to the public just what is being withheld and why,” said Condos.

His view is that the secretary of state’s office should have more regulatory au-

If we keep doing what we’ve always been doing in government,

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better serve the professionals it oversees.

Gibbs, 34, a younger and more exuberant candidate, has an eight-year track record in public service. Gibbs distinguished himself as a top aide to Gov. Douglas, serving as his spokesman and in the ceremonial post of secretary of civil and military affairs. From there, Gibbs was appointed commissioner of the Department of Forests, Parks and Recreation, with a $20 million budget and a staff of more than 100 — twice that in the summer.

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thority to enforce laws governing open meetings and public records. To that end, Condos wants to add an “ombudsman” to the staff who would be able to issue binding opinions. Any such change would require legislative action.

More authority isn’t the answer, Gibbs reasons. He thinks the office needs to work more closely with municipalities to encourage better behavior.

“I would certainly encourage municipal partners to do the right thing,” said Gibbs.

“I don’t think it’s an issue of just throwing more authority into the statutes.”

Professional Regulation

During the primary, state Auditor Tom Salmon questioned whether Markowitz was overcharging for “office costs” to the various professions regulated by her office.

Markowitz defended the practice, saying other departments of state government do the equivalent to cover phones, office equipment and office space.

Condos and Gibbs both believe the practice is appropriate, but agree it’s time to take a closer look.

“There is a certain amount of administrative cost to be charged to all of the licensed professionals overseen by the Office of Professional Regulation,” said Condos.” I would welcome an audit to see how we’re doing it and if we need to make any changes.”

Both candidates want to find ways to more expeditiously adjudicate cases before the OPR. On average, cases take 200 days to resolve, noted Gibbs. “That 200 days is too long for not only the professional whose license hangs in the balance but also for the consumer who has not been properly served by being asked to wait that long.”

So Sue Me

The competitors are on the same side of the courtroom on an issue of particular interest to the media: awarding attorney fees to plaintiffs who have been unfairly stonewalled by state agencies.

Vermont judges have the power to punish state agencies for withholding public information unnecessarily, but they rarely, if ever, use it.

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JN: The United States is rapidly becoming a sort of fascist government. But we’re also an empire with 1000 or more military bases around the world. The trillions of dollars that go into the military leaves nothing for schools, for health care. Our kids and our grandkids will probably never get to college because they can’t afford it.

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Several years ago the Vermont Press Association, the Vermont chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union and Common Cause tried unsuccessfully to change state law so judges would have to punish state information withholders.

The measure never gained traction in the Senate and was opposed by the Douglas administration.

“I was iffy on it at the time, but I’ve come around on it,” said Condos. “At the time, I considered it an unfunded mandate and believed that if a judge felt an agency was being egregious, then they would impose legal fees. But that has happened very, very seldom.”

Condos said that, while the more expensive public-records cases often involve special-interest groups and the media, average citizens are impacted by the prospect of paying exorbitant legal fees to take a case to court.

“The average citizen would have to hire an attorney and might not be willing to do that, and might be intimidated if they stand the chance of not recouping those legal costs,” said Condos. “I think if we can do everything from the perspective of the average citizen, the rest can take care of itself.”

Gibbs wouldn’t say whether he and Douglas clashed on this issue, but as a candidate for secretary of state, he supports the statutory change.

It would send a message to state agencies, Gibbs said. “If they feel there is a financial risk to their department or agency if they falsely withhold information, then they will err more often than not on the side of transparency.”

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Despite his youth and entrepreneurial spirit, Gibbs is a traditionalist when it comes to election law. He opposes sameday voter registration, a national popular vote for president, instant-runoff voting and a current proposal to amend Vermont’s constitution to allow 17-year-olds to vote in primaries so long as they turn 18 before

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Election Day. He also opposed moving Vermont’s primary date to August, rather than keeping it in September.

“In each of these instances, my views have been shaped by an important constituency — town clerks,” said Gibbs, reflecting a conservative view of the people who administer democracy in Vermont’s small towns.

Condos disagrees and contends not all clerks oppose these changes. “We shouldn’t just close our eyes to these issues, but have a conversation about them,” he said. “My goal, overall, would be to make it easier to vote and harder to cheat. I want a system that is accessible but maintains its integrity.”

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“I would like to see us develop a system, over time, that is like the federal system, where candidates fill out the information online and hit ‘send,’ and then it becomes available for everyone to see,” said Condos.

“This would not only improve how quickly the public can see the information, but it would all be in a standard format.”

Condos said he isn’t sure how much such a system would cost.

Gibbs was first to call on each candidate to provide more up-to-date summaries on their own campaign websites so interested citizens could track their donations and expenditures in between filing deadlines.

He dismisses the notion that it will cost millions of dollars to be more transparent.

It just takes a different mindset.

“If we keep doing what we’ve always been doing in government, we’re going to keep getting what we’ve always been getting,” said Gibbs.m

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hen artist Chip Evans knocked on the door of the Farmhouse Inn at Robinson Farm in Woodstock last year to ask for permission to paint the massive barn there, he got a bewildered response from owner Barry Milstone. “Could you paint the barn?” Evans recalls Milstone asking.

The two men had very different ideas of what that meant: Evans imagined a canvas and some oils, brushing at an

easel en plein air. Milstone, who had long dreamed of fixing up the nearly 100-year-old structure, was thinking ladders and gallons of red paint.

Turns out both men are getting what they wanted.

Last week, as part of a project Evans initiated called Artists for Barns, he and 16 artists from around New England set up their easels on the Milstones’ property and got to work painting the barn. That is, pictures of the barn. Over the next

three days the artists finished a total of 34 works, meant for an exhibit in Evans’ Gallery on the Green in Woodstock. The paintings will be auctioned off in early October. Half the profits will go to the Milstones to help them give their historic barn a new coat of stain.

“It’s like the old days,” Evans says, referring to community barn raisings of yesteryear. “Bring nails, bring boards; we’re going to put a barn up.”

Nowadays, too many barns are coming down. According to SaveVermontBarns. org, a Vermont barn collapses every four days on average. On Friday morning, the Milstones’ five-story behemoth is still standing tall and casting an enormous shadow on painter Marieluise Hutchinson, who is sitting at her easel, bundled up against the wind.

“I’m not loving being out here freezing,” she says. “I already had a spider climb down my neck.”

The 63-year-old contemporary folk artist usually paints her New England

farmscapes indoors and at home, she says, with the cat purring nearby and classical music on the stereo. She splits her time between Cape Cod and Maine, where she lives in a restored barn. Farm buildings show up all over her nostalgic paintings, dusted with snow, their roofs gently bowing. She’s happy to be a part of any effort to keep them from collapsing.

Like all the participating artists, Hutchinson shows her work at Gallery on the Green. Evans would like to replicate the fundraising project all over the state and, eventually, throughout the country. As an artist, he’s always felt drawn to barns; he loves them for their connection to our agricultural heritage, their clean lines and, most of all, he says, their color.

“Practically speaking, when you have a whole big landscape of green, you need a red barn to invite somebody into the painting,” Evans suggests.

The barn at the old Robinson Farm is certainly inviting. It’s what sold the

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wo women chat while they dip and swirl their molten glass in side-by-side torch flames, as if it’s no big deal. They’re behind a thick window in a workstation at Burlington’s Bern Gallery, so you can’t make out what they’re saying. Sharing trade secrets, perhaps? That’s got to be what some of the dozen or so observers at the glass gallery’s fifth annual Pipe Classic are hoping.

The mostly male viewers are pressed up against the glass, wearing sunglasses so they can look directly into the flames.

These artists — who go by the names Hacky Sacky and Christina Cody — are superstars in the world of glass pipe making. Some guys are filming the action on their iPhones. One dreadlocked onlooker tells his friend he wished he had brought a notebook.

Some of these observers are on their third consecutive day at the gallery. They

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want to catch all 12 master glassblowers, who came from around the country earlier in the week to compete. The artists’ mission? To create a functioning glass pipe from scratch in 12 hours, in front of a live audience full of judges.

And these aren’t your typical pipes.

Hacky Sacky, who hails from California, makes hers into shapes that resemble pastel kitten paws, Popsicles, or a plate of bacon and eggs. Kristian Merwin of Salt Lake City creates work with a mythical, Middle Earth aesthetic. D-Wreck, from California, is known for sandblasting photos onto portions of his intricate pipes.

Before the second set on Wednesday afternoon, a young woman in oversized shades, a short black dress and precarious cage heels waits outside for her photo shoot. She’s psyching herself up to lose the dress and pose (topless) for D-Wreck’s latest pipe photo. The glass artist favors stencils featuring nude women.

“It’s a tribute to [his] bad-assery,” suggests Hunter Brown, art director at the Bern.

The competition was born in the garage of glassblowers and gallery owners Mikeala Boman and Tito — who, like many other glass artists, prefers to use a single name. They had been operating a pipe business from their Burlington home, working long hours with other glass artists to supply shops around the Northeast. To entertain themselves, they started challenging each other. Who could make the fastest spoon? The sweetest pipe?

They spent five years selling their pipes on the road, driving thousands of miles each week. “It was a nightmare,” says Tito, but it helped the couple make connections with artists around the country. When they finally settled down, opened the Bern Gallery and spent a year getting it established, Tito and Boman decided to make the challenge official: They flew in four or five

glass blowers from around the country and held the very first Pipe Classic, in 2006. Tito says it was an expensive risk, but worth the effort. “We needed some big names in the gallery so people would take it seriously,” he says. Boman adds that the competition “would shed light on a group of artists who are completely neglected in the art scene.”

Now in its fifth year, the Pipe Classic has become the premiere showdown of its kind in the country. This year Tioga, Pa.-based Glass Torch Technologies donated $10,000 worth of prizes — brandnew torches — for the winning artists.

Back at the gallery, at a work station closest to the door, a crowd is building.

The observers want to see Nate Dizzle, a Seattle-based pipe maker known for This year’s winner of the Pipe Classic V was Micah Evans of Austin, Texas.

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his Swiss Perc bubblers. He creates what looks like a giant glass lollipop with Swiss-cheese-like holes. Smoking on it creates a particularly impressive, bubbly percolation.

A guy who asks to be called Auto Brin says he came from Québec to see Dizzle do his thing. Brin just started making his own pipes about a year ago and is psyched to see the artists in action.

Glassblowing is an expensive and sometimes frustrating art, he concedes, but he loves it.

“Can you imagine your canvas cracking apart in the middle of a painting?” he asks.

Behind him, observer Herb Hanson, who’s here with his buddy, a University of Vermont freshman, flips excitedly through his program to the page on Dave Colton. The Massachusetts artist has been making pipes for the last 15 years or so, but has never before competed at the Bern. His pipes are abstract and brightly colored. Something about them looks musical, as if within them you could pick out the curves of a saxophone or the swirl of a treble cleft.

Hanson is dying to get Colton’s autograph.

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Still, it makes a striking subject for the artists out there on Friday. Hutchinson may be a little chilly, but she’s captured something melancholic and beautiful on her canvas. She’s focusing solely on the upper portion of the building — the slate roof that’s held it together for nearly a century and the mangled weather vane on top, which, Hutchinson points out, is missing one of its arms.

Maybe it’s those very signs of decline that make old barns so attractive to artists?

Perhaps, but Evans and his crew of volunteer artists don’t want to lose the barns altogether. “All spiffed up, is it going to be as pretty?” Evans asks rhetorically. “Well, maybe not, in an artistic sense. But, hey, if it’s going to be gone in eight years…” m

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Milstones on the property when they relocated from northern California about four years ago. As they stepped into the giant structure, their imaginations went wild with possibilities. The top floor, with its cathedral ceilings, would make a great space for weddings, Milstone says. The fourth floor could be an event hall. The lower levels, which currently house chickens and a stall for the Milstones’ horse, he envisions as future artists’ studios.

Right now, though, the primary concern is to avoid further damage to the structure.

“We’re just making sure it doesn’t fall down on our watch,” says Tory MilsTone, Barry’s wife.

Built in 1915, the high-drive bank barn is in relatively good shape, thanks in part to its post-and-beam construction and sturdy slate roof. But the Milstones say it’s at a critical turning point. The second floor, which once served as winter housing for the 40 cows that made up the Robinson family’s dairy operation, is rotting away. A jack is holding up some of the vertical posts, and powderpost beetles are chewing away at the rest.

If they do nothing now, Barry Milstone says, the barn will begin a steep decline toward collapse over the

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New Local Film Series Promise Old-School Cinephile Community

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f you were around in the 1960s to ’80s, you remember the joys of repertory cinema. Back then, every college had a classic film series, and even Burlington’s downtown Nickelodeon (now MerrIll’s roxy CIneMas) reserved a screen for old favorites alongside new releases.

Technology killed repertory cinema, or so the conventional wisdom goes.

Why wait for Harold and Maude to come to campus when you can download it in two minutes?

But at Dartmouth College’s hopkIns Center, repertory film is still going strong. In Montpelier, savoy theater owner terrenCe youk plans to start a basement Cine Club. (Watch this space for more info.)

And two new film series in the Champlain Valley are banking on the public’s interest in seeing old movies the old-fashioned way — with an audience of other people who love Bogey and Bacall, Capra and Kurosawa.

At the University of Vermont, the uvM FIlM serIes, open to the public, will bring four movies to the FleMIng MuseuM on Thursday nights this season. The theme is “international noir,” and the series kicks off September 30 with a Soirée Noir in the museum’s Marble Court. Attendees who come dressed as their favorite noir hero, heroine or bad guy can win prizes — so get out those fedoras.

The series is a collaborative effort of the Fleming, the uvM lane serIes and the university’s film and television studies program. Program director hIlary neronI will use prescreening lectures to introduce the audience to classics such as Fritz Lang’s The Big Heat and Akira Kurosawa’s Stray Dog. A second new film series, the aCCess CIneMa Club, has an unlikely venue: the auditorium of Champlain Valley Union High School. Cohost kenneth peCk has plenty of cred: He founded the Burlington College film studies program and hosted the Roxy’s nowdefunct Key Sunday Cinema Club. Peck has teamed up with teacher-filmmaker gary laMbert to present eight older films to the public this year.

Their selection is eclectic, ranging from discussion-worthy flicks of the 1980s (Do the Right Thing, Tron) to the standard classic repertoire (Sullivan’s Travels, Children of Paradise). Peck

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Film says the CVU facility is actually “pretty state of the art, having had a facelift and AV upgrade last year.” Expect surround sound and high-quality digital projection.

Finally, the Manhattan Short Film Festival lasts for only one week a year, but cinephiles will want to catch it at the Roxy, where it runs from September 24 to 30. It’s a showcase of 10 films from around the world, each 15 minutes or less, and you — along with audiences from Nepal to Australia — get to vote on the winner. Some selections are light; others take on big topics such as war, including Croatian director Dalibor Matanic’s “The Party” (pictured). m

The UVM Film Series starts on Thursday, September 30, at the Fleming Museum, Burlington. Soirée noir 6-7 p.m., followed by 7 p.m. lecture and 7:45 p.m. screening of The Big Heat.

Admission to Soirée requires $25 membership (includes all four films). To register, call 656-4455 or go to www.uvm. edu/laneseries.

The Access Cinema Club starts Tuesday, October 5, 6 p.m., with a showing of Hitchcock’s The Birds at Champlain Valley Union High School in Hinesburg. $5 per screening, or $16 for four movies, $30 for eight. To register, call 482-7194 or email access@cvuhs.org. http://accesscinema. blogspot.com For info on the Hopkins Center’s ongoing film series, go to hop.dartmouth.edu/films Manhattan Short Film Festival.

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“Darn this thing,” she said. “I can’t seem to get service. If I could only call my brother, he could look it up for me.”

“All right — we’re making progress here,” I said. “My cellphone is archaic, so you can’t get online, but you can call your brother.” I lifted the phone out of its juryrigged dashboard cradle and passed it over to her.

Her brother picked up on the first ring, but, after 10 minutes of back and forth, he wasn’t able to access her email account. It seems that even the most modern technology in the hands of the most tech-savvy people can’t always solve the problem at hand.

“Look, Vanessa,” I said, “don’t sweat it.

We can go with your plan. We’ll head down the road and look for a house with a bunch of out-of-state plates.

You did say a number of people are driving up from all over the place.”

“Thanks so much, sir,” she said sweetly.

I appreciated the tone, but it is a bittersweet time in a man’s life when he becomes a “sir” to the pretty young things of the world.

We were tooling down Route 7 in Charlotte, through the sweeping, curved section with the drop-dead-gorgeous vista composed of the shoreline, the lake itself and a few small islands. Across the glistening water, the Adirondacks were vibrantly alive in the noonday sun, tempting me to reach out and brush the treetops, making

me imagine the rustle of the leaves — green, gold and red in the run-up to the autumnal equinox — beneath my palm.

“How’d you end up at the U of P?” I said, restarting the dialogue. “I think I can detect a little of the Brit in your accent.”

“Good ear,” she said, chuckling. “I grew up in Manchester. My mum is as prim and proper an Englishwoman as you can find.

She did marry dad, though, who is Persian.”

“Interesting,” I said. “And by Persian, this means he was from Iran?”

“Yes, that’s right. But what with the political turmoil these days, Persian is the preferred term. Anyway, I always wanted to come to the States, so I followed my older brother when he made the big move. I do love it here. New York City is a blast.”

“Well, good for you,” I said. “Hey, so what’s the party about? A birthday or something?”

“Funny you ask. It’s some sort of hippie party. The guy who’s hosting it told me it’s a ‘bean,’ if that makes any sense to you.”

“A bean party. That’s weird … Oh, wait a second. I think he’s talking about a ‘be-in’.”

“What on Earth is a be-in?”

“Oh, it’s one of those ’60s things. The be-ins took place in, let’s see — ’66, ’67, maybe. Before I was old enough to be involved, anyway. A bunch of folks would gather together, maybe in a park, to just, well — be.”

I glanced over, and Vanessa was staring at me like I was speaking Neptunese. I said,

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he becomes a “sir” to the pretty young things of the world.

“Hey, what can I tell you? You really had to be there.”

“Anyway,” she said, “we’re all supposed to dress up like the hippies. I was checking Facebook, and it seems a lot of my friends are taking it super-seriously. But I haven’t done anything! I checked some websites with vintage clothes from the ’70s, but I am, like, clueless! And I’m in the fashion world, too. I’m such a loser.”

“The ’70s?” I said. “Vanessa, that’s the disco era. You ain’t even in the right decade, girl!”

We both laughed, and she said, “See what I mean? I have, like, no idea!”

We made it to the Mile Point Road, and, just as I expected, we couldn’t find the party house. Luckily, some locals hanging out on their porch had watched us futilely driving around their neighborhood and came out to the road to offer assistance.

They knew Vanessa’s friend and directed us to the house.

As we pulled into the driveway, I said, “The party’s tonight, right? I’ll tell you what. Get a ride into Vergennes with one of your friends. There’s a nice secondhand shop right on the main street. See if you can find, like, a long skirt, a peasant blouse, a nice wide ribbon for a headband, or maybe a floppy hat, and a couple of bead necklaces. Oh, yeah — also some jangly silver bracelets would be a good touch. You’ll be the hippiest hippie chick at the be-in.”

Vanessa said, “Oh, thanks so much.”

And as she got out her money, she looked up and added, “I just might do that, sir,” her bright smile so charming I didn’t even mind the “sir.” m “hackie” is a biweekly column that can also be read on sevendaysvt.com. to reach jernigan pontiac, email hackie@sevendaysvt.com.

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rmani? Wow! My fashion knowledge is primitive, but that sounds like a great job, particularly right out of the chute.”

I was conversing with a customer sitting beside me in the shotgun seat. Vanessa was a cute wisp of a girl with olive skin, big dark eyes and long black hair. She was wearing a silvery pullover, black leggings and black work boots. Frankly, to me she looked about 16, but as she had recently graduated from the University of Pennsylvania and was working for Armani while living with her boyfriend and her brother in midtown Manhattan … well, apparently she wasn’t 16.

“Omigod — and I’m so totally fortunate!” she said. “A lot of my classmates haven’t found jobs yet. Or else they’re, like, waiting tables or just living with their parents. It sounds like a glamorous job, but I’m, like, one step above the interns. But I am on the team organizing marketing events and publicity shoots. And I am getting paid, so that’s awesome.”

“So, Vanessa,” I said, getting down to the business at hand, “do ya got better information on the destination? You were a little unclear on the phone.”

“Yes, I do!” she replied with the pride of a schoolgirl who’s done her homework.

“My friend sent a Google Map link with the invite.” She paused to fish a piece of paper out of her small backpack. “OK, here it is.

He lives on Mile Point Road in Vergennes.”

“Yeah, that’s the thing. You mentioned Mile Point Road on the phone, and I know where that is. But we need the house number.”

“Oh, bloody hell — I didn’t get that.

Can’t we just go down his street and find the place?”

“Well, that might be sketchy if you haven’t been there before. It’s called ‘Mile Point’ for a reason. There must be a couple dozen homes on the road.”

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Dear cecil, Is grass-fed beef healthier for us than grain-fed beef? I’ve seen the following claims: It’s lower in fat and calories, has more omega-3 fatty acids and vitamins, and is a good source of conjugated linoleic acid.

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et’s not take a narrow view here, Diana. Fans say grass-fed beef represents a trifecta of goodness: not just healthier but tastier and better for the environment.

Tempting as that conjugated linoleic acid sounds, you need to consider the implications for the planet, too.

First a note about the terms grass-fed and grain-fed. As a rule, beef cattle are raised on mother’s milk, then on pasture grass for the first couple years of life. After that, most grass-fed cattle just keep on grazing, but grain-fed cattle are sent to a feedlot to stuff themselves for a couple months prior to slaughter, a process called “finishing.” (Some cows described as grass-fed are finished in a feedlot on a diet of grass and hay.) A high-grain diet lets cattle put on as much as a pound of meat per six pounds of feed consumed.

Large feedlots now account for 75 percent of U.S. beef production.

All the worse for us, some think. Several studies show grass-finished beef not only has

significantly less fat than grainfed, it’s also higher in certain fats considered beneficial. Omega-3 fatty acids, linked to the prevention of heart disease, arthritis, cancer and possibly depression, are significantly higher in grassfed beef. So are those conjugated linoleic acids you mentioned, which may help reduce cancer, heart disease, diabetes and perhaps fat buildup. Grass-fed beef is also higher in carotenoids, a source of vitamin A, plus vitamin E and other antioxidants that help prevent cancer and coronary heart disease.

Grain-fed beef doesn’t come off worse in every comparison. For one thing, it scores better on monounsaturated fat (one of the good ones). And anyway, beef overall is leaner than it was years ago.

So, is grass-fed beef better for you? I won’t claim the difference is dramatic, but overall, given what we know now, yes.

What about palatability?

Researchers say cooked grassfed beef contains compounds

feedlot method to boot.

Not likely, said two scientists funded by the beef industry (Avery and Avery, also 2008). The grass-is-good claim was misleading, they said, because the feedlot beef used for comparison was Japanese Kobe beef, produced by pampered cattle that get fattened far more slowly than typical American grain-fed cows. The Averys calculated that because of the additional land required, producing the U.S. beef supply using only grass would release an extra 277 billion pounds of greenhouse gases per year.

Nonsense, the Humane Society scientists retorted. You need to figure in the emissions involved in transporting the feed, the greenhouse gases that get pulled out of

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the atmosphere by pastureland soil, and other esoteric factors I won’t get into. Plus, we shouldn’t be eating so much meat, anyway.

If they ever get this settled, I’ll let you know.

In the meantime, one thing nobody disputes is that you’ll pay a premium for grass-fed beef — a conservative estimate puts it at 16 percent. Some say grazing cattle in pasture is more humane than the feedlot method; if you agree (the evidence is mixed), perhaps you won’t mind the extra expense.

Or maybe you just prefer that grass-fed taste. But the health argument alone doesn’t strike me as persuasive. For most Americans there’s a simpler, cheaper way to eat healthy: Eat less.

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associated with a “green” smell, whereas those in grain-fed beef smell “soapy.” But test results for taste, tenderness and juiciness have been all over the place — the only thing that jumps out is that meat eaters seem to like what they’re used to. So, we’ll consider the taste issue a wash.

Grass-fed beef has two potential downsides: greenhouse gas emissions and price. Here we get into the delicate issue of bovine methane output or, for the uneducated, cow burps. (Yup — the main source is burps, not farts.)

Methane is a major contributor to the greenhouse effect, and among the major producers of methane are cud eaters, including cows. You may have thought the principal byproduct of bovine digestion was the one you have to watch out for when walking through a barnyard, but that’s just the visible one. The typical cow produces 200 to 400 quarts of methane a day.

A big advantage of grain finishing is that cattle get to the slaughterhouse sooner and thus produce less methane — just 13 percent of bovine greenhouse gas emissions are produced during the feedlot stage. One researcher estimates that grain-fed cattle produce a third to a half less methane than cows fed exclusively on grass.

Don’t expect that to be the last word on the subject, though.

A couple years ago two scientists from the Humane Society (Koneswaran and Nierenberg, 2008) claimed raising beef cattle on grass produced 40 percent less greenhouse gases and consumed 85 percent less energy than the

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Consumer research shows people want to be transported to another place,

especially when they’re cleaning.

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SD: I’d imagine that, with raw materials, the less the average company knows about the provenance, the better. It’s like knowing how sausage is made.

RD: For us, the question is, how do we actually dig deeper into our supply chain and understand completely the source of the raw materials? Are there small farmers involved? How can we best support them?

One good example is [that] the majority of the surfactants that we use — surface activation agents or detergents — come from palm-kernel oil, which is usually associated with a lot of bad environmental issues. It comes out of Malaysia and Indonesia, predominantly, and there’s a lot of primary forest destruction going on. So, one of the things we’ve been doing to better understand the deep ecology of our products is [to] ask if there’s a way we can positively influence or mitigate all this destruction.

We joined this thing called the Roundtable on Sustainable Palm Oil, which develops the principles and criteria

SD: I assume you source fragrances, as well?

RD: Yeah. With fragrances, one of the challenges we have as a company is, the majority of our stuff is plant derived.

That means essential oils, which are expensive and come from all over the world. If you’re using patchouli, which comes from Southeast Asia, there are tsunamis; there are droughts. When you’re sourcing plant-derived things, you’re depending on nature. And it’s hard to depend on nature, since it’s such a dynamic system.

SD: Who is deciding, for example, that you’re going to have “blue eucalyptus and lavender”-scented laundry detergent?

RD: We work with the largest fragrance and flavor companies in the world, and there is a plethora of consumer research that says, for example, people love lavender in laundry. We data mine what’s the best-selling scent. What sells best in Grocery [sections], what sells best

in Naturals. We’re now in Walmart and Target, and we want to have more of a broad appeal. But we still want to be authentic and real.

SD: What about products with vague fragrance names such as “blue ocean”? I can’t tell you what that smells like. Well, I guess I could — it would be salty.

RD: Consumer research shows people want to be transported to another place, especially when they’re cleaning. If you hate doing laundry, you wanted to be transported somewhere out of your mundane life, because you sit behind these four walls and are made to do laundry every day.

SD: Like, using something called “Tahitian sun” wood cleaner, I’ll feel transported to the islands?

RD: That’s exactly it. They’re bringing you somewhere. People have found that actually works. m “Work” is a monthly interview feature showcasing a Vermonter with an interesting occupation. Suggest a job you would like to know more about: news@sevendaysvt.com.

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for what defines “sustainable palm oil.”

One of the principles is, you can’t destroy any primary forest. The reason is, Malaysia is now the second-largest emitter of CO2, and there’s no industry there. This is all a result of forest destruction.

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raw material? — both from a human health and environmental standpoint.

And then I work hand in hand with R&D to find more materials, or even to better understand what’s inside the raw materials we already have.

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RD: I’m the director of global strategic sourcing, which entails sourcing, procuring and buying sustainable mineral- and plantderived raw materials. I’m responsible for negotiating contracts with raw-materials suppliers, buying those raw materials, making sure they get delivered on time and in a cost-effective manner. That’s the commercial side of it.

Then there’s the whole sustainability side of it — what’s the processing behind it; what’s the source; where is it coming from; what sorts of risks are associated with this

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REED DOYLE: During college I got really interested in the whole idea of industrial ecology, which is basically about how can we create industry to mimic nature, because nature knows no waste.

And that whole idea really fascinated me — how can we create a system that is abundant and wasteful and all these things, but all of the things actually produced in the system are nutrients for another system? Like, if you design a laundry detergent, how do you design it so that, when it returns back to the environment, it’s benign to that environment — or, in the best-case scenario, it’s actually a nutrient?

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ost of us don’t think about what’s in our household cleaning products. Reed Doyle does. As the director of global strategic sourcing at Seventh Generation, Doyle is the guy who puts the palm-kernel oil in your laundry detergent, the juniper in your toilet bowl cleaner and the wood pulp in your maxipads. And he does it sustainably and with an eye on cost and consumer satisfaction.

Before coming to Seventh Generation in 2005, 37-year-old Doyle spent six and a half years working in Germany for renowned green chemist Michael Braungart, helping business titans such as Unilever, Nike, and Johnson & Johnson design waste out of their products and processes. He worked with Braungart and William McDonough on their book Cradle to Cradle: Remaking the Way We Make Things, a manifesto calling for the transformation of human industry through ecologically sound design.

Doyle sat down to talk with Seven Days about the ingredients of Seventh Generation products, corporate stewardship and why people love lavender in laundry.

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o hear some people tell it, the most powerful person in Burlington City Hall isn’t Mayor Bob Kiss or his forceful rright-hand ight-hand man Jonathan Leopold.

It’s a historic preservation specialist named Mary O’Neil who works for the Department of Planning and Zoning from a basement room off Church Street.

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She holds a master’s degree in historic preservation from the University of Vermont and is the city’s resident expert on local architecture.

Unofficially, however, O’Neil is the city’s preservation police, patrolling the construction beat and arresting the progress of those who would erase the past.

Burlington’s zoning ordinance, rewritten in 2008, gives O’Neil and her counterparts authority to interpret whether proposed renovation and construction projects are in keeping with Burlington’s old-style charm — and to deny permits to those that aren’t. By many accounts, O’Neil has used that power liberally.

Homeowners who thought they were doing the right thing by replacing drafty old windows with double-paned fiberglass ones have been rebuffed and told they must install more expensive wooden windows. Landlords who wanted to invest in dilapidated rental properties by replacing rotted wooden clapboard with more durable cement Hardie siding have been rejected because the material isn’t historically accurate.

Properties listed on the national and state historic registers aren’t the only ones bumping up against these rules. Under Burlington’s zoning ordinance, any building eligible to be on those lists is subject to design review by O’Neil and her colleagues. Three things can make a building eligible: It’s at least 50 years old; a historic event happened there; or it exemplifies a particular architectural style. Using those criteria, 60 percent of individual parcels and three-quarters of the Queen City’s land area can be designated as “historic.”

What’s more, smaller projects get a different scrutiny than do larger ones. Building jobs costing more than $21,000 go directly to two citizen panels, the

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ne homeowner was so frustrated by O’Neil’s oversight of his house renovation that he dedicated a bay window to a personal protest of her. Jonathan Maguire plastered his window at 13 Lakeview Terrace with O’Neil’s printed denials of his design ideas. On them, he highlighted the reasons for rejection that he found particularly vague, such as “The proposed design would upset the rhythm of the structure.”

“What does that even mean?” Maguire asks now.

Maguire wanted to add a loft and an “airy and spacious” living room to the two-unit building, built in 1902. O’Neil’s reading of zoning regulations imposed so many design restrictions on the project, he says, that he ended up with no loft and “a little shoebox of an addition.”

“It ended up taking me an extra two years to complete the project because of Mary O’Neil,” Maguire says. “If it had gone easy, I would have done another two houses by now, and Burlington would look awesome. I would never do a project in Burlington again.

That’s how bad my experience was.”

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a similarly frustrating, almost Kafkaesque experience dealing with O’Neil and other city officials. Alan Newman, the founder and former owner of Magic Hat Brewing Company, bought a shabby, 1950s-era house at 23 Lakeview Terrace in 2008 with plans to do a gut rehab, or demolish it and rebuild from scratch. Because the house was deemed historic, Newman soon found himself in a quagmire of complicated and sometimescontradictory rules.

Newman wanted to side his house with cement Hardie board, rather than wooden clapboard, for its durability and ease of maintenance. He says O’Neil nixed the idea because Hardie board wasn’t used when the house was built. Later, a building inspector came to the job site and insisted Newman use Hardie siding on the home’s north face because its proximity to the neighbor’s house presented a fire hazard. (Cement is a better firewall than wood.)

Next, Newman wanted to build a garage that matched his house in period style, color and design, with cedar shingles painted in pastel blues and greens. He was told the regulations wouldn’t allow that.

Additions to historic homes can’t resemble them, he learned, because that might lead people to confuse original structures with new ones. So Newman built a modern, industriallooking garage with rusting metal. Beside his classic house, it looks a little “silly,” he says.

While Newman struggled to meet the city’s requirements, the Department of Code Enforcement — acting separately from Planning and Zoning — slapped him with “vacant building” fees of $500 every three months while the house was under construction. When he didn’t pay, the city placed a lien on the property. “I told them, ‘It’s not vacant. It’s under construction!’” Newman says. He notes the lien has still not been lifted.

“I’m a fan of historic. I love the fact that Burlington has gone out of its way not to tear down historic and build all glass and concrete,” Newman says, looking back on his experience. “But they could not have made my life more difficult and more expensive. Everything was a battle. I ended up building a house to Planning and Zoning’s specifications.” ©D

Design Advisory Board and the Development Review Board, for evaluation. But any job with a lower estimate is reviewed and acted on “administratively” by O’Neil and her colleagues, without going through the boards.

According to David White, Burlington’s director of planning, almost 90 percent of permits are handled in-house.

O’Neil didn’t write the zoning rules — though she did have a hand in revising them two years ago — and she’s not the only city planner reviewing permit applications. In fact, most property owners interviewed for this story — most of whom did not want to be quoted — acknowledged that the city’s confusing regulations are the real source of their frustration.

But, since she was hired to the $47,288-a-year job in 2004, O’Neil has become the human face of Burlington’s building restrictions.

To her fans, she is a guard dog warding off profitdriven developers and slumlords who would spoil the city with cookie-cutter subdivisions, vinyl siding and building materials that clash with classic architecture.

“She’s the preservationist Cerberus at the gates of bad development,” says alternate Design Advisory Board member Amy Johnston, referring to the mythical three-headed dog that guards the entrance to Hades.

To her harshest critics, O’Neil is a zealot bent on preserving the past at all costs. They blame her insistence on historical accuracy for driving up rents and giving landlords a disincentive to make badly needed investments in their properties. Property owners who can’t afford the materials mandated by city hall have the choice of breaking the bank or skipping repairs that could improve a home’s energy efficiency, these detractors point out.

“If they had their way, nothing would change in Burlington,” one landlord says of Burlington’s preservationist “clique,” to which O’Neil decidedly belongs. “If a dog took a shit on the sidewalk, it would stay there.”

O’Neil was uncomfortable being the subject of a news article and politely declined to be interviewed for this story. In a brief conversation last week, she said

she feels personally targeted in the heated debate over historic-building codes.

“I have been stinging lately with the amount of attention that development review has gotten in Burlington,” said O’Neil, who resides in Essex Junction. “I’m not willing to take a stick and slap the hornet’s nest. It stings enough as it is. So I would prefer not to participate.”

As O’Neil chatted with members of the Design Advisory Board at a recent meeting in city hall — hands folded in front of her, a warm smile radiating from her face — it was hard for an observer to imagine how this middle-aged mother of seven provokes so much outrage. But she does.

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A few property owners have fought city hall for the right to renovate buildings their way. Since 2004, Burlington has been sued at least nine times in state environmental court for permit issues related to historic buildings, according to Kimberly Sturtevant, a lawyer for the city. The cost to Burlington taxpayers: $41,654.

In one such case in 2008, Chittenden County landlord Bill Bissonette sued the city after being denied a permit to renovate siding using Hardie board on three rental properties on King and Archibald streets.

The King Street properties are listed on the National Register of Historic Places Inventory, and the Archibald Street building was on the city’s historic list. All three had wooden architectural details that made them significant,

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such as fish-scale shingles and cornice returns. Each also had siding that was splitting and rotting from decades of wear and tear.

Lawyers for the city argued that Hardie siding was out of character with historic King Street, which is dotted with brick façades of stately old homes. But the judge ruled for Bissonette and pointed out that King Street is already awash in vinyl and aluminum siding, some of it installed without permits or before the city toughened its design rules.

Though he won the case, Bissonette says he hardly felt victorious.

“That cost me $30,000,” says Bissonette, whose company, ALPH Realty, owns some 230 apartments countywide.

“I’m a taxpayer. I pay a shitload of taxes in the city of Burlington, like, $350,000 a year. As a taxpayer, this pisses me off, because we could have come up with a better solution in which a court case wouldn’t have to be the last remedy.”

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Aesthetics aside, Burlington Director of Planning David White says there’s a strong economic case for preserving things as they were.

“Property values are stable relative to one another because you know that something jarring isn’t going to happen,” White says. “If all the buildings are of consistent scale and proportion, you don’t want to stick in something that’s really a sore thumb because it’s much bigger than everything else.”

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his employee as an “absolute invaluable resource” and argues that neither she nor the city’s preservation rules are all that strict. Only 3 percent of permit applications reviewed in-house are denied, White says. That’s partly because most property owners work collaboratively with staff on their plans.

“There’s this perception out there that we say no all the time, where the reality is, we very rarely say no,” says White.

White says his office is sympathetic to cash-strapped homeowners who want to fix up their houses and can’t afford the higher-quality materials mandated by the city. But the zoning ordinance is “blind” to ability to pay, he says. To address that, White wants to establish a fund for renovators on tight budgets.

Peter Potts, chairman of the Burlington Planning Commission, clarifies that the 2008 zoning rewrite did empower the Design Advisory Board and Development Review Board to consider a homeowner’s ability to afford historical materials. But, he says, the language is so vague that the loophole is all but unusable. For several months, the commission has been working on amending the ordinance in ways that will relax the rules about preservation. Potts says a final recommendation to the city council could come by late December.

“There were some commissioners who had to be persuaded we had a problem. Everyone now believes there is a problem,” he says.

One measure the commission is considering is separating buildings with historic status from those that are merely eligible for it. Potts envisions a two-tiered system in which homeowners whose properties are not listed on historic registers would have greater flexibility to renovate properties using less expensive materials.

That would ease the burden on some homeowners, he says, and perhaps even take some heat off O’Neil and her fellow planners.

“Mary is just doing her job to the best of her knowledge and ability,” Potts says. “Her job is to interpret the zoning ordinance. If the zoning ordinance is vague, staff end up having to fill in the blanks on their own. That can be governed by their individual experience and perspective. If we don’t like how she’s doing it, it’s up to the commission to fix it.”

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’Neil’s defenders say she gets a bad rap — and doesn’t deserve it. Amy Johnston, the alternate Design Advisory Board member, says O’Neil has a “tough and sometimes thankless and misunderstood” job.

“She didn’t make up these rules,” says Johnston, who owns Massage Envy in Williston. “Most regulations are in response to something. This was in response to people throwing up phony historical additions and such. She is really judicious and fair about this and not an advocate in the extreme.”

Burlington’s design-review standards went on the books in 1978, after urban renewal flattened several city blocks in the 1960s to make way for the downtown shopping mall. The purpose of those standards, according to a city brochure on the topic, is “to keep Burlington from looking and feeling like ‘Anywhere, USA.’”

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he Holsteins grazing on the Reiss, a former professor at St. Michael’s hillside behind the Laberges’ College, highlight the seriousness of the dairy barn in Charlotte seem issue. blissfully indifferent to the On this weekday afternoon, I poke crackle of nearby gunfire punctuating my head into the Laberges’ milking the warm air. The periodic rat-tat-tat of parlor, just outside the range on Lime semiautomatic weapons doesn’t spook Kiln Road, and ask for permission to the cows, but it gives momentary pause enter. I’m greeted by Mark Laberge, to this two-legged visitor, as does the 52, a genial dairyman whose family sign posted outside the Laberge and has owned the 187-acre farm on the Sons gun range: Charlotte-Shelburne border since 1943.

“Shooting here is a right, not a priv- Charlotte, often associated with luxury ilage [sic],” it reads. “Comply with these homes and spectacular views, seems an rules or you will not return.” unlikely locale for a gravel quarry that Not return? The statement sounds doubles as a shooting like a threat, but I soon discover the gallery.

Laberges are actually quite welcoming There’s another way to uninvited guests. For years, the family in which the Laberge has allowed police, hunters, National Guard members and other Vermonters to shoot on its property. Local gun owners say it’s one of Amanda and Joe Corcoran sight few places in Chittenden a .22-caliber hunting rifle County where civilians can practice firing a rifle, pistol or shotgun without joining a private club.

The shortage isn’t limited to Chittenden County. There are surprisingly few publicly accessible ranges around the state. Yet Vermont has some of the most lenient gun laws in the nation, and the highest per-capita rate of gun ownership in New England — more than four in 10 Vermonters own a firearm, according to a 2001 behavioral-risk survey published in the Washington Post.

What happens when there are lots of guns but few safe and well-designed places to range is a holdover from Vermont’s shoot them? Both a hunter-education agrarian past: Even in this litigious age, expert at the Vermont Fish & Wildlife the family doesn’t ask visitors to sign an Department (FWD) and the lead fire- insurance waiver. They just have to obey arms instructor at the Vermont Criminal the rules, clean up after themselves and Justice Training Council say Vermont’s perhaps drop a few bucks in the donashortage of ranges creates problems tion box on the way out. for gun owners and nonowners alike.

Laberge politely declines to speak on Several accidental shootings in recent the record for this story, explaining that years, including the 2008 death of John he’s had legal conflicts with a neighbor

in recent years and doesn’t want to stir up more trouble. Nevertheless, he grants me permission to enter his property, meet his guests and do some shooting myself.

I follow a rutted dirt road through the cow pasture, past an old motorboat, some rusty farm equipment, and mounds of sand, concrete and corrugated metal.

The road quickly descends into a narrow ravine and snakes past some willow trees and a Caterpillar earth mover parked beside a gouged-out hillside.

The road forks at the bottom of the hill, where a hand-painted sign directs “rifle and muzzleloaders” to the right and “pistol and

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squeezes off a few rounds, causing tiny puffs of dirt to fly at the end of the field.

“You’re low,” Corcoran tells his daughter, who makes a minor adjustment to her scope.

Corcoran explains that he and Amanda have come here from Winooski to sight her gun before deer rifle season starts on November 13. Although father and daughter both enjoy shooting at Laberge’s, they say they’d prefer to find a public range closer to home. Corcoran doesn’t know of one.

A couple of hundred yards up the road is a small, circular clearing facing an eroded hillside littered with bulletriddled aluminum cans and milk jugs.

Two men stand behind a Chevy pickup and load their handguns from boxes of ammo on the tailgate.

One of them, “Dave,” is a 38-year-old small-business owner who grew up in the area. He asks that his real name not be used because, he says, “I’ve got 150 customers, and they may not all share my views on guns.”

As Dave feeds rounds into the clip of his 9mm semiautomatic, he says he comes here 10 to 15 times a year, primarily because there are no formal ranges near his home. He admits this is not the safest place to shoot; he describes Laberge’s as “selfregulated,” meaning shooters are responsible for their own safety. And, while he’s never heard of anyone getting injured here, Dave says he’s selective about when, and with whom, he shoots.

His concern is understandable. About 200 yards away, Amanda Corcoran is still shooting her rifle, and I can hear the bullets whizzing through the trees to my right. If she were to turn the gun muzzle 45 degrees to her left, I’d be in her direct line of fire.

Dave’s friend, “Rich,” is a burly 25-year-old with a shaved head and

shotgun” users to the left. I turn right and park at the edge of a meadow beside a wooden bench and shooting stand.

There, Joe Corcoran of Winooski stares through binoculars at a target about 60 yards away. Corcoran’s 16-yearold daughter, Amanda, sits on the bench in front of him aiming her pink-andgreen-camouflage .22-caliber hunting rifle. The girl concentrates, then slowly

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Gun ranges are not officially regulated in Vermont, but state officials say facilities such as this one are on their way to becoming things of the past.

Just last week, the Agency of Natural Resources closed an unofficial shooting area on state-owned land in Middlesex after a safety assessment determined the site wasn’t appropriate for target practice. According to an ANR spokesperson, people were firing guns across an active public road.

Makeshift shooting ranges can be lethal, as several recent tragedies demonstrate. Reiss was killed in his own home in Essex by a stray bullet from a Soviet-era SKS semiautomatic

carbine. Although investigators never determined who fired the deadly shot, 40-year-old Joe McCarthy of Essex was sentenced to two years in prison earlier this year for setting up a range in his backyard and inviting friends to shoot there.

Such accidents don’t occur only in densely populated towns. Last month, 76-year-old Peter Damone of Bridport was injured by a .45-caliber bullet that strayed from a home shooting range.

According to published reports, Tracy Stone, 35, was target shooting in his backyard when one of his bullets allegedly traveled nearly a half mile and hit Damone in the face. Addison County doesn’t have a fish-and-game club with a gun range.

“Traditionally, we’ve been a rural state, and it was quite acceptable and convenient to go out in your backyard and shoot,” says Chris Saunders, FWD’s hunter education coordinator.

“Obviously, those days came to an end quite a while ago.”

But, in a state with more than 70,000 licensed resident hunters and an unknown number of handgun owners — virtually anyone who’s not a convicted felon can own and carry one, with no registration or training requirements — it’s inevitable that gun owners will shoot somewhere.

“Fish & Wildlife recognized a while ago that, if we don’t have safe and environmentally responsible ranges, we’re not going to have hunters who practice their skills,” Saunders adds. “If anything, both of those tragedies [in Essex and Bridport] show the need for more public shooting ranges in this state and the need to improve what we have.”

FWD’s website lists 31 ranges statewide, many of which aren’t open to the public. Only seven are indoors. That creates problems not just for hunters and recreational shooters, but also for police, who face significant challenges in

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Rich doesn’t get to the range much anymore, he says; he’s home on a twoweek leave from a yearlong deployment in Afghanistan. “I get plenty of shooting practice there,” he jokes.

Both men say they’d prefer to shoot at a more “structured” facility, especially an indoor one in the winter, but no such local range is regularly open to the public. Several fish-and-game clubs offer limited public access, but few allow handguns.

“That’s a very real demand that’s not being met,” Dave adds. “If someone could open an indoor range, they’d have no problem filling their membership.”

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It was Hollwedel’s department that sible places to train year round.

“It’s a constant struggle,” says Deputy investigated the 2008 shooting death of Chief Walt Decker of the Burlington Reiss. While Hollwedel doesn’t directly Police Department. BPD’s officers attribute that tragedy to Vermont’s typically train at the Ethan Allen Firing shortage of ranges, he suggests it may Range, a military-run facility in Jericho. have been a contributing factor.

Evan Hughes, vice president of the “There are times when you’re shooting in the pouring rain, or the snow is NRA-affiliated Vermont Federation of Sportsmen’s Clubs, agrees. coming down, or the wind is blowing.”

“We’re trying to get guys to migrate The BPD isn’t the only agency facing such difficulties. Lt. Robin Hollwedel of out of these backyard [shooting] situathe Essex Police Department has been tions,” says Hughes. “It’s kind of an ‘if a firearms instructor at the Vermont you build it, they will come’ thing.”

Hughes has been working with FWD Criminal Justice Training Council since 1983 and the Police Academy’s lead in- officials to do just that. This fall, the structor since 1988. Over the years, he’s agency began a five-year grant program to build new ranges trained thousands of and upgrade existing police officers to safely ones. The $75,000 handle a gun. grants, issued once a “I believe in a lot of year, will draw from training, especially for funds collected under something like firea federal excise tax on arms,” says Hollwedel, the sale of all guns and whose own officers ammunition. visit the range at least Although the profour times a year. “It’s gram is a step in the not only for the liability right direction, $75,000 issue. We don’t want will only go so far. As guys running around FWD’s Saunders points with guns who aren’t out, an outdoor range trained.” can cost $100,000 State law requires to $150,000. Indoor that police officers pass ranges are considera test to recertify with ably more expensive, their handguns just because they require once a year. Vermont complex ventilation has no other requiresystems that filter out ment that active-duty c h r i S S Au N D Er S , F WD ’ S lead and gunpowder cops practice shooth u N t Er - ED u c At i o N dust. ing on a regular basis. c o o r D iN At o r Even fully funded Hollwedel believes ofnew ranges would unficers from the “majority” of police agencies in the state shoot dergo the considerable scrutiny aimed at any development in Vermont, includjust that once.

“That’s not really training,” he says. ing Act 250 reviews, environmental permitting for storm-water control, “That’s qualifying.”

What keeps Vermont’s cops from lead abatement, and probable opposipracticing more often? Budgetary and tion from neighbors concerned about scheduling constraints are major fac- noise, traffic and firearms in general. tors, says Hollwedel, and the shortage As the Bennington Banner reported last week, the Hale Mountain Fish & Game of ranges exacerbates the problem.

It may seem counterintuitive, he Club in Shaftsbury, which has existed adds, but the more time cops spend since the 1940s, has been embroiled in on the range, the less likely they are a permitting dispute with its neighbors to resort automatically to the use of since 2004.

Until Vermont figures out how to addeadly force in actual confrontations.

Hollwedel believes police should train dress such conflicts, many gun owners regularly under a variety of conditions, in Chittenden and Addison counties such as close-quarter and low-light will continue visiting the Laberge range, scenarios, where most real-life police plinking beer cans and lawn signs. And, one hopes, they’ll keep their barrels shootings occur.

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The woman, an ethnic Nepali refugee from Bhutan, insists. She pushes the crumpled money toward Greenberg, who runs the Shalom Shuk thrift barn at Ohavi Zedek Synagogue.

“No, no. You take. It’s fine,” Greenberg says.

But the woman is persistent, and Greenberg finally relents, opening her hand to accept the cash. Five dollars for a few shirts, a couple of pairs of pants and some children’s boots.

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been in the country for less than a year, she is entitled to take whatever she wants from the Shalom Shuk, which means “marketplace of peace” in Hebrew. But this visitor to the shuk is paying it forward, something Greenberg says she sees a lot here.

“Sometimes people pay when they don’t have to pay,” she says.

The Shalom Shuk, a charity shop housed in a tumbledown barn behind the Burlington synagogue, has been providing gently used clothing and household goods to those in need for the last 40-odd years — no one is quite sure when it started. About three years ago, the shuk’s directors made overtures to the newly resettled refugee and immigrant community in Burlington. That community has now become an essential part of the Shalom Shuk’s,

and by extension, the synagogue’s, mission.

“It’s what we consider as our purpose,” Greenberg says.

“It all comes around. Someone helped my ancestors.”

Ohavi Zedek — whose name means “lovers of justice” in Hebrew — has been devoted to social justice since its founding by religious refugees in 1885, says Joshua Chasan, the synagogue’s current rabbi.

By running the shuk and offering English language classes at the synagogue, the congregation can serve more than just its own Jewish community.

“The shuk has given us the opportunity to come full circle to our roots,” Chasan says. “This Jewish community was founded by refugees fleeing from injustice.”

The parallels between the experience of the

Jewish Diaspora and that of current refugees are striking. During an interfaith Passover Seder last year, 50 recent refugees from places such as Somalia, Iraq and Bhutan shared their own versions of the Haggadah — the story of the Jewish exodus from Egypt.

“It was goose-bump night,” Chasan says. “Their stories fit right into the stories of the Jewish people.”

At the shuk, which operates every day but Saturday, the interfaith spirit is alive.

It is run by the Synagogue Sisterhood as a mitzvah, or good deed, service project.

Greenberg makes it clear to refugees that she is Jewish and that all are welcome regardless of their faiths. Most of the refugees are Muslim, Hindu or Christian.

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was shopping at the shuk — the store is open to the public — got a gentle verbal drubbing from Greenberg about the importance of buttoning up the jackets and hanging them all in the same direction.

With that efficiency in mind, Greenberg tries to remind refugees to return things if they find they can’t use them. “Too, big, too small, bring back,” she says to a Burundian woman holding a number of children’s shirts.

“I know, I know,” the woman replies in her best English.

“She runs a tight ship,” Lewin says.

Inside the shuk’s barn, racks of clothing hang from a timber ceiling, and all manner of household goods — candles, frying pans, desk lamps — sit jumbled together on tables. For people who can pay, pants and shirts are a dollar. Shoes are $2, dresses are $3 to $5, and coats are $10.

Currently, the barn is unheated. But the congregation has undertaken renovations that will insulate the building, shore up the foundation and replace the roof. The work will cost at least $60,000, an expense the sisterhood is soliciting donations to cover.

A number of refugees have offered to help with the project. Narad Timsina, an outgoing, compact 55-year-old from Bhutan, volunteered to help dig around the foundation to direct runoff away from the structure.

He and his wife have been in the country for only four months, but he jumped into the project because he wanted to feel useful, he says.

“Most of [the refugees] come from collectivist cultures, and they feel obligated to share,” Stavrand says. “People always want to give back.”

Still, many of the refugees seem shocked that so many people want to help them. Lewin remembers the reaction of a Congolese man when he was given a coat.

He walked over to the coat, which happened to belong to the late, beloved Rabbi Max Wall, took it off the rack and clutched it in his arms. Lewin says her eyes welled with emotion as the man stared at her with the rabbi’s coat in his hands and a look of incredulity on his face.

“I said in French, ‘No, it’s free for you to take. C’est gratuit pour vous le prendre,’” Lewin says. “I had to keep reassuring him.”

Moments like that are daily occurrences at Shalom Shuk.

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70-year-old with a warm smile and an open heart, underwent surgery.

Her customers at the shuk told her they would pray for her. Some prayed to Allah, some to Jesus and others to their Hindu gods.

“I figured I was really covered,” Greenberg says, laughing.

Other members of the synagogue volunteer their time, such as Carroll Lewin, a retired University of Vermont anthropology professor who spent two years doing fieldwork in Pakistan. But Greenberg is the engine that makes Shalom Shuk run.

Greenberg, who served two years in the Peace Corps in Liberia, is part social worker, part loving grandmother. She works six days a week to ensure refugees have everything they need, at least materially, to be successful. Despite the significant language barriers, she manages to learn something about each person who comes to the shuk, she says. She asks about their families and gently corrects their spotty English. She points them to clothing she thinks they may need to prepare for Vermont’s brutal winters.

“No one has experienced winter,” says Laurie Stavrand, community partnership coordinator for the Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program, of refugees who come to our region. “They don’t know what to wear and why you wear it. At Shalom Shuk, it’s like they have a personal shopper.”

Refugees entering the United States are allowed 20 kilos of luggage — about 44 pounds. A suitcase full of clothes and a few keepsakes is typically all they have, Stavrand says. The VRRP gives new arrivals the essentials — beds, linens, chairs, pots and pans, dishes, silverware — but the rest is up to them. That’s where Shalom Shuk comes in.

“They are significant. They are able to pick up where we can’t and help people get to the next step,” says Stavrand.

Greenberg may be generous, but she is not a pushover. She requires that all browsers in the shop put unwanted clothes and household goods back where they found them. Recently, a hipster thrift-store aficionado who

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ould the “great American novel” be ... a space odyssey? Vampires and doomsday scenarios sell like hotcakes, but on book-review pages, genre fiction still doesn’t get much respect.

The thing is, while literary critics have looked the other way, elements of science fiction and other “geeky” genres have crept into the mainstream.

Zombies have invaded Pride and Prejudice. Literary authors reach for imagery of a dystopian future to convey what disturbs them about the present. In preparation for this weekend’s Burlington Book Festival, we talked with two guest authors who have plenty to say about this trend.

Rick Moody’s latest novel is about a creeping hand. Or maybe a crawling hand. Those are two alternate titles of a 1963 bargain-basement horror film that inspired the Brooklyn-based writer’s new book, which bears the appropriately pulpy title The Four Fingers of Death.

But no reader would mistake Moody’s 725-page satirical tome, set in a grim near future, for an actual pulp novel. The 48-year-old author, who has published five novels, three story collections and a memoir, is perhaps best known for chronicling the suburban malaise of the 1970s in The Ice Storm. In Four Fingers, he returns to the world of his adolescence — via the sci-fi books and cheesy horror films that shaped it.

The narrator of Moody’s novel is Montese Crandall, a bombastic writer who’s proud of his extremely short stories: Each runs a single sentence. It’s 2024, and economic decline and climate change are transforming the United States, particularly the Southwest, into one vast desert flea market. That’s where Crandall makes his living, selling collector’s baseball cards featuring bionically “enhanced” players.

A bizarre train of circumstances gives our narrator the opportunity to pen the novelization of an upcoming movie, a remake of The Crawling Hand.

The result, a story within a story, forms the bulk of Moody’s novel.

The plot of the original Crawling Hand (which you can watch on Hulu) is simplicity itself: A dead astronaut’s

severed hand, infected with something from Out There, falls to Earth and proceeds to strangle a bunch of folks from central casting.

In the hands of Crandall, the supposed minimalist, this tale balloons into a saga that involves astronauts going Brokeback Mountain in zero G; NASA scrambling to claim the red planet for American commerce; a mad scientist reanimating his dead wife; teenagers practicing “proto-hominid sexuality”; a talking chimp; a mysterious desert cult; and digressions on everything from jet packs to duct tape. At the center of it all is the creeping hand — motivated solely by muscle memory and a deadly bacterium, yet possessed of homicidal tendencies and a “total lack of doubt.”

Moody’s next book should be more sedate: a collection of essays on music, due out next year. (He plays in a folk band and has collaborated with indie rockers One Ring Zero.) Reached by phone on his book tour, he talked with Seven Days about futuristic fiction, Twitter and minimalism.

While Four Fingers is a big book indeed, Moody imagines Montese Crandall whittling it down, as is his wont, to just one sentence — the talking chimpanzee’s declaration to his love interest: “You know, I’m so fond of you.” “[Crandall] has yet to whack it down,” says the real author, “but he’ll get around to it.”

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Seven Days: You’ve talked in interviews about the autobiographical component of the book and why horror movies like The Crawling Hand mattered to you as a kid. Can you tell me more about why the novel took the form it did? How are you “honoring” the role of these trashy movies in a person’s life?

Rick Moody: They’re so trashy on their own that they need some kind of ornamentation, or so it seems to me. I started out thinking I would just tell The Crawling Hand over again. But the story started extruding these other limbs. Because I come from this sort of postmodern background, I allowed the story to do that. I allowed a [character’s] name to be auctioned off by a First Amendment charity in California.

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The prizewinner was someone named Montese Crandall. I found the name so overpowering and compelling and bizarre that I instantly made up the idea of having Montese Crandall write an introduction and afterword to the book...

SD: Crandall boasts of his minimalism but writes a hugely overblown movie novelization. What are you saying about fiction here?

RM: I do feel that minimalism is the convenient form of choice in this digitally afflicted present. Short-short stories are incredibly popular among MFA students these days, because they’re easy to place in electronic journals. So, if I’m setting the story 20 or 15 years in advance, it’s reasonable to suppose the ever-foreshortening contemporary literature will shorten even further.

SD: How clear are the boundaries between literary and genre fiction these days? How close is this to a science-fiction novel?

RM: I have no resistance to the sort of science-fiction/fantasy/speculative wing of genre fiction. It was an important chapter in the story of my own readership as a teenager. I always feel that the high-low distinction is not in nature; it’s just sort of a book-selling convenience, or an elitist gambit of some kind. Literature is a continuum.

So, if it’s the case that this [book] sort of sat in the middle and appealed to

portions of both communities, I would be gratified.

SD: Space exploration seems to be popping up in recent literary fiction.

Why do you think that is?

RM: There’s a lot of literary fiction right now that has one foot in the speculative camp, of which the dystopian is one element. My generation of writers, or the further-out wing of literary fiction written by people in their forties, has as part of its point of origin the Robert Heinlein novels, the Stanislaw Lem novels, the Italo Calvino novels, the Kurt Vonnegut novels that weren’t that set against a kind of jokey space-fiction thing. I was really just trying to celebrate those books I read as a kid.

SD: You’ve said the novel is about “what it means to be in a body.” Is that something people are especially concerned about these days?

RM: There’s so much body-technology interface now. [Cites a recent article in the New York Times about designer prosthetic limbs.] To me it seems like this kind of galloping into cybernetics, that’s very possibly part of what the future of the human body is. You start sculpting it in your teens, with cosmetic surgery; later you replace pieces with titanium implants. I think the body is in this process of growing and changing Geek Chic

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argument: No, no, Picard is better than Kirk. And they will be interested and passionate about this thing before it is fashionable to do so. A true geek keeps the torch burning and isn’t concerned about whether it’s cool.

SD: Is online culture turning everyone into a geek?

EG: Facebook is a good example of role playing. There’s a certain element of role playing in one’s online presence.

People can have arguments over the Internet that they can never have face to face.

SD: You devote two chapters to the trend of massively multiplayer online games (MMOs), such as World of Warcraft. How are they affecting society?

EG: My suspicion is, [this kind of gaming] is going to be more widespread, but the scenarios won’t be limited to the ones we associate with these kinds of games.

The first time I spent a lot of time in [the virtual world] Second Life was about a month ago.

You have all kinds of interesting exchanges with people. For instance, there’s Islam Online, organized by a group looking to promote positive images of Islam.

I’m not necessarily going to feel comfortable going into a mosque in Boston and chatting with the Imam.

But in Second Life, you can do it.

That sort of role playing, it comes from Dungeons & Dragons, really.

You play another character, and through that character you get to exercise parts of your personality you wouldn’t normally exercise.

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this, and I read your book, and now I understand a little bit more.”

For some people, they just need to hear that one other person out there has shared their experience and their struggle. There’s some people who reacted — I don’t want to say angrily, but basically saying, “Get over it.” ... There are people who ... have no problem prancing down Main Street in their wizard cap and robe. In a way, those are the best people; they’re totally comfortable in their skin.

SD: According to your press kit, you get interviewed as a “fantasy and escapism expert.” What kinds of questions do you answer?

ED: I think people forget these subcultures are invisible to many people. It’s becoming increasingly less so, because many young people are playing some kind of video game, but for people my age and older, it’s sort of frightening. My instinct is to deflate some of the common myths about video games and fantasy ... The culture has all kinds of crazy and, in some ways, contradictory messages it sends to young people. It’s OK to be a rabid fan of sports, but it’s not OK to be a rabid fan of medieval reenactments. It’s an arbitrary distinction.

SD: You tried out all these geeky pursuits. Which ones stuck with you, if any?

EG: I haven’t done any of the sort of dress-up costuming or LARPing [liveaction role playing since researching the book]. I have done some gaming since then...

SD: Did your definition of “geek” change during the project?

EG: It’s even changed a bit since I’ve written the book ... Ultimately, the best way to look at a geek — it’s really someone who has passion for something, for getting the details right, and they will defend that in an

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Gilsdorf’s book is part memoir and part reportage. In its opening chapters, he relates how Dungeons & Dragons helped him escape from a painful adolescence into realms of fantasy.

Like many people, he grew out of roleplaying games — or thought he did.

But when a midlife crisis reared its head, Gilsdorf found himself fishing out his old D&D paraphernalia. In an effort to understand what makes fantasy so powerful — and to figure out whether it’s “fundamentally good or evil” — he took a tour of geek subcultures: Tolkien aficionados; Harry Potter tribute bands; live-action role players; the Society for Creative Anachronism; people who spend all night playing World of Warcraft. He wore costumes, threw dice and made up funny names for himself (“Ethorain”).

Gilsdorf will share some of his experiences on Sunday, when he returns to Vermont — he lived in Brattleboro for several years — to read as part of a Book Fest event called “The Funny Pages.” We talked with him about how geeks conquered the world.

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SD: Would you call this novel “maximalist” fiction? And would you write another?

RM: Yes. Not at this length, I don’t think. I wanted to do it once to assure myself I could do it. The length is not the challenge; the challenge is wanting to stay with the characters for three and a half years.

SD: Do you see the near-future world of the novel as plausible?

RM: I’m not interested in its plausibility, because I think the futurism in science fiction is always allegorical, always meant to be a description of where we are now. This book was begun four years ago, in the bitterest part of the George W. Bush presidency. It’s an allegorical story about what I thought was going on already. I was exaggerating phenomena that seemed to be around me in the desert [in Tucson] when I was writing.

SD: Is the printed word dying?

RM: I have my anxieties, and it depends on what day it is how I answer the question. Last night I read at Bryn Mawr [College in Pennsylvania], and I put the question to them. There wasn’t a kid in that room — and plenty of them had Kindles and so on — who didn’t feel the physical book was more important. There are practical issues that make e-book readers attractive in certain circumstances. But that’s apart from how people feel about the reading experience. There will continue to be markets, and the physical book will

SD: On the minimalist side: You recently wrote a whole story on Twitter [for the journal Electric Literature]. How was that?

RM: It was mixed. I actually loved doing it. It was a fun experiment. The story came out well and suggested what I hoped it would suggest, which is the weird brutality of trying to carve our life into 140-character chunks. But I think Twitter is finally not the best platform for literary fiction. 

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There’s no closer place to hit great farmers markets and taste practically any ethnic cuisine. However, every couple of months, I go on a shorter jaunt to Bedford, Québec.

Why Bedford? Why not? The town of about 2500 souls may not be a gourmet destination, but it’s just across the border and right off Route 133, the Canadian continuation of I-89. In about the time it takes to get to, say, Stowe from Burlington, I can access a broad range of French Canadian cuisine, from idiosyncratic Québécois diner fare to an elegant continental dinner. I can even take home tastes of New France from the grocery store. And, because Bedford is small, so are its prices.

That’s an important consideration in the new age of exchange rates that don’t favor the American dollar.

I first came to the village on Route 202 10 years ago, when, on a whim, my mother and I decided to try a new grocery store. My memories of childhood travels consist primarily of supermarket trips, whether they involved discovering curry- and tarragon-flavored tubes of mayonnaise in Lausanne, Switzerland, or a store in Pigeon Forge, Tenn., with candy instead of veggies in the “produce” aisle.

Even just going from town to town, we always found something to get excited about. Living in Vermont, with another country just 40 minutes away, we didn’t hesitate to jump in the car and explore.

When we first tried Bedford’s Métro Plouffe market on avenue des Pins, we were pleasantly surprised by the cute little town located just to the right of the silver-painted church visible from the highway. We also found a little joint where we loved to have lunch.

Restaurant Pizzeria Bedford is the place’s official name. Since there are no signs to that effect, and the windows are painted with giant phantom mustaches and chef’s hats, we refer to it simply as the “mustache restaurant.” My boyfriend alternatively calls it the “Oates

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Though the place is a pizzeria, I’ve never had pizza there, despite the quirky topping options promised by the menu, including “pizza-ghetti,” “pizza-violi,” “pizza-sagna” and “pizza-lade,” as in salade. No, seriously. They will put any of those pasta dishes, or salad, on your pizza. Pizza-ghetti, in particular, is kind of a Québécois diner specialty.

Sometimes the second starch comes on the side, sometimes right on the pie.

I prefer another combination that’s slightly out of left field: chicken parmigiana made with Bolognese sauce. Imagine the delightfully crispy, cheesy parm from Junior’s Italian in Colchester. Then imagine the dish itself got really hungry for a burger. There’s as much ground beef in it as chicken. My kind of meal.

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The average Québécois diner menu offers more surprises than just poutine with hot dogs cut into it (which, by the way, is better than it sounds).

At Restaurant Barry in Bedford, I recently learned about guédilles, which share menu space with cheeseburgers and grilled-tomato sandwiches. The Québécois specialty is a hot-dog bun filled with anything but the hot dog — from chicken salad to lobster.

Feel like a lighter meal? Look for the elephant-shaped sign of Fusion d’Asia.

As the name indicates, the modern, elegantly appointed restaurant offers some of Asia’s greatest hits, including pho, General Tso’s chicken and pad Thai. I enjoy the prix-fixe lunch, which includes three courses for $7.95 to $14.95. Even the humble wonton soup, dusted with cilantro and lettuce, is pleasing to the eyes and taste buds. Besides new tastes, the restaurant provides the tiny rural town with a little ethnic diversity. On my last visit, my server told me in facile English that he was originally from Vietnam.

After a filling lunch, I’m ready for the supermarket. While most grocery stores open straight into a produce aisle, Métro Plouffe hooks you with pastries. Just to the left of the entrance, a large freezer holds a rainbow assortment of beautiful cakes, pies and tarts. They’re inexpensive, too. A very large gâteau Charlotte Russe, tied with a red bow, retails for $14.95. On my last trip, I went for the “crêpe divine au chocolat” from a company called À Table. The name didn’t lie — the perfectly soft pancake, filled with dark, minimally sweet chocolate, was nothing short of heavenly and took just a minute to heat in the microwave.

Other aisles are lined with croissants of every size, maple pies and brownsugar rolls known as “pets de soeur,” or nun’s farts. You can also buy loaves of bread from one of my favorite Montréal bakery chains, Au Pain Doré.

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Although the core of the business will remain the same, with a strong emphasis on lovingly prepared dishes with local ingredients, Maderia says the 50-seat space will let her try new things. Besides doing more catering and hosting more events, she will open for dinner either three or five nights per week. The nighttime menu, which will change regularly, will be “really simple, sort of country fare, like what I will serve at home,” Maderia says. She plans to hire 10 new staffers for the jump to the larger location.

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Border Bites « p.42 Camembert. I always go for presliced containers of Gruyère and smooth, nutty raclette. Across from the cheese aisle is a superb variety of meats. At Send & receive neighborhood news at: Métro Plouffe, the pork is almost as red as beef, and the flavor matches the color.

12h-frontporch-frisbee.indd 1 9/20/10 10:22:13 AM The butcher shop specializes in stuffing OLD loins with tantalizing combinations. I’m BRICK particularly fond of delicately seasoned Serving up meat filled with brie, spinach and cranberries. The meat is inexpensive for its quality, too. A one-pound bone-in rack OUR COMMUNITY of pork is slightly more than $7.

IS PART OF THE The butchers make a wide range of OPEN MIC Every Tuesday! LIVE JAZZ Every Sunday! Starting 4:30 WORLD COMMUNITY. sausages, including cheddar-bacon and garlic-honey — plus Sunday Brunch HELP US DEVELOP A VACCINE boudin. You can get (Starts 9 a.m. ) FOR DENGUE FEVER slices of the blood sausage, alone or Outpatient packed with hot Clinical dogs, for between $1 WILLISTON VILLAGE • 802-316-4262 and $2. www.montysoldbricktavern.com Research Study (about 2 miles east of tafts corner) The foreign grocery store offers bigger surprises.

Say you saw it in... 9/15/10 1:42:37 PM 16t-montys092210.indd 1 Some foods that seem exotic or haute to most Americans sevendaysvt.com are run of the mill here. Take, for example, the plainly packaged tubs of • Healthy Individuals mini-sawit-black.indd 1 11/24/09 1:33:19 PM pork cretons beside the bacon, or the riAges 18-50 diculously pretty coquilles St. Jacques (a • 1 Screening visit scallop dish) in the freezer section. Not far from the shellfish are frozen pack• Single dosing visit with ages of fondue Chinoise, thinly sliced follow-up visits meats for making fondue. They come in • Now screening a menagerie of options: kangaroo, duck, • Compensation up to $1,070 ostrich, wapiti (elk) and wild boar.

It’s fun scouting out the familiar brands at Métro Plouffe, too. Chips For more information and Ahoy! are known as “Pépites de chocoscheduling, leave your lat de M. Christie.” Kraft mac ’n’ cheese, name, phone number, and here known as Kraft Dinner, comes in a good time to call back. various flavors, including tomato. More importantly, the superior range of Nestlé chocolates includes European classics such as Aeros, Smarties and Turtles and higher-end products such as Nestlé Noir, available with 80 percent cacao Call 656-0013 or content in a bar called Sublime. fax 656-0881 or email At this point, Americans who’ve filled VaccineTestingCenter@uvm.edu their stomachs at the lunch joints and their bags at the grocery may be ready to head back over the border. But there’s a 6v-UVM-Deptof Med060210.indd 1 5/27/10 1:20:54 PM reason to stay in Québec for dinner. Five minutes north of town sits a restaurant called L’Oeuf in a circa-1860 former general store.

The owner, Pier D. Normandeau, converted the building 30 years ago to house his varied foodie passions. Today, L’Oeuf is an inn, chocolatier, ice-cream parlor, coffee roastery, gourmet store sevendaysvt.com and elegant French country restaurant.

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To reach the dining room, guests must pass behind the counter where Normandeau scoops his housemade ice creams in flavors including tea, maple and cardamom. The dark wood walls are crowded with paintings of flowers and merry young ladies from the 18th and 19th centuries. On a shelf near the ceiling, teapots and creamers line the room.

I order the four-course prix-fixe dinner with “lapin à l’humeur du chef.”

That’s rabbit “to the chef’s taste or mood,” meaning he likes to showcase bunnies a different way each day. Other tempting choices are duck confit and Toulouse-style sausages.

The meal starts with chewy, crusty bread with creamy, salty butter. I use it to sop up every bit of the creamy vegetable soup, which is filled with thyme leaves.

Normandeau says he got the recipe for the next course, a rustic terrine, from an innkeeper in France, and it shows.

The hearty mix of pork and chicken livers comes with ratatouille served in a hollowed-out cucumber. The sweet, fresh vegetables balance perfectly with the dark muskiness of the pâté.

The main course involves more rabbit than I bargained for. Not that I mind much. The whole, fork-tender saddle, braised in a sharp mustard and wine sauce, rests atop a huge nest of delightfully chewy, housemade tagliatelle.

Squash and baby haricots verts on the side are cooked to perfection.

At a chocolatier’s, dessert better be good. I choose profiteroles and a side of the darkest hot chocolate I’ve ever had.

After I pay for my $38.75 prix fixe, I’m presented with a single square of indescribably rich milk chocolate.

Back at the counter, among the gourmet goods and chocolates, I peruse the homemade jams, including an especially tempting preserve of strawberries and lavender. When I tell Normandeau I’ve come from Vermont, he says he has many loyal customers from Burlington and St. Albans. Many of his antiques come from Vermont, too.

Seems the cultural exchange works both ways. Perhaps Normandeau would be as excited to grab some Cabot cheddar at Shaw’s as I am to bring home a gigantic jar of Pommery mustard from his store.

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Fantastic condition Cape Cod featuring 3 bdrms, 2 baths, over 2300 sq.ft, master on 1st floor, updated kitchen, maple floors, family room with fireplace, partially finished lower level. $317,900.

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802-434-6655.

2004 Chevrolet Silverado Xtra cab, auto. w/ bedliner, A/C, CD, power L/M/W, dk. green. Low mpg, 31K. $18,450.

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802-527-9801.

2007 Honda Civic EX Auto., 4-dr., 39K, sun/ moonroof, clean, carefully maintained. No winter miles! A/C, power W/L, cruise, antitheft, alloy wheels + more.

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3-BR Huntington House 2-story cape on 12 acres. 2 porches, oil heat, gas stove, DW, W/D. $1000/ mo. + utils., dep. Credit reports, refs., mo.-tomo. or 6-mo. lease. NS/ dogs. Free trash pickup.

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EHO. Burlington Avail. now. Bright & spacious upscale 5-BR apt. in Hill Section. Natural woodwork, 2.5-BA, high-end kitchen, quiet safe location, parking, heat, W/D. Please NS/ pets. Refs. req. $3000/ mo. 802-658-8056, studio404@comcast. net.

Burlington Single room, Hill Section, on bus line.

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Burlington: Downtown 2-BR College St.: 2.5-BA townhouse w/ 1440 sq.ft. Master BR w/ private BA. Lg. kitchen w/ formal dining. 1 parking spot. W/D. Now; 1 yr. $1600/mo.

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Cambridge Village 1-BR Nice apts. Walk to stores, skiing/hiking close by, 30-40 mins. to Essex or Burlington.

On-site W/D. No pets!

Lease, refs. $595/mo. + utils. 802-863-8200.

Charlotte Apt. Sunny 2-BR. Porch, private yard, W/D hookups. Great biking/ running. $850/mo. + utils. Refs. NS/pets.

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2-BR apt. Convenient to UVM, hospital, Pharmacy School, CCV. On bus line. Clean & spacious. Heat, HW, trash, snow removal, 1 parking space incl.

NS/pets. Dep. 1-yr. lease req. $1100/mo.

802-985-4196.

Colchester: On the Water Broadlake Rd.: Unsurpassed 3-BR + office, 2.5-BA custom home, professionally designed kitchen, astonishing views, incl. heat, etc. Now; 12-18 mos. Small pet. $2600/mo.

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802-644-8297.

Essex Jct. Fort Ethan Allen 1-BR, parking, W/D, yard.

No pets. $700/mo. +

Essex Jct. 3-BR Duplex Spacious, w/ gas heat, W/D hookups, plenty of storage. Sunny deck, plenty of yard space & parking. $1200/mo.

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HDWD, master w/ BA. 11/2/09 2:59:21 PM Lg. kitchen. Attached garage, hookups. $1500/mo. Now; 1 yr.+.

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Clover Dr.: Single-level living! 2-BR, 2BA, 1580 sq.ft. 3-season porch,

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Virtually Brand new Home

Recently Built townhouse

Renovated from the ground up and ready for move in.

Professionally renovated 3 bedroom, 2.5 bathroom, 1.2 acres on quiet dirt road in Richmond. House was fully gutted and new finishes are featured throughout.

Brand new septic system, mechanical, well conditioning system and electrical system. $349,000. 802598-1917, ahg1417@gmail. com.

Beautiful townhouse in desirable neighborhood (Heatherfield Townhomes built by Homestead Design). 2200 sq.ft.

Close to Downtown Burlington, Fletcher Allen, and UVM. 3-BR, 3-BA, lg. master BR w/ lg. walk-in closet. Living room w/ gas fireplace and separate TV/ family room. Kitchen with all SS appliances. HDWD & carpet.

2-car garage. Storage. Central air. $338,500.

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South-end Bungalow

Recently renovated, 9/20/103FSBO-Jamie090810.indd 12:52:36 PM 1 BR +, 1 3/4 BA, open floor plan, private deck w/ hot tub, mud room, 12x16 shed. 2255 Greenbush Rd. Charlotte. Motivated seller, broker protected 3%. $312,000.

Laura 518-578-2470.

S. BURLINGTON 2-BR CONDO

3 bedrooms, 4.5 baths. Approximately 3400 sq.ft. (finished basement). Many features including cathedral ceilings.

All tile, hardwood and Berber. Gas fireplace, large master suite with attached bath plus much more. $360,000.

802-863-5921.

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Burlington. 3-BR, 2-BA. 9/6/10FSBO-KevinLavery092210.indd 2:54:40 PM 1 1305 sq.ft. Edge of Sister’s neighborhood. Move-in ready. W/D, 3-season porch, back deck. Claw-foot tub, stained glass and other charming features. Master bedroom w/ walk-in closet.

Walk to Church Street.

Asking Price $290,000.

802-860-6169.

Great Country Home!

2-BR, 2-BA, 1174 sq.ft.

9/20/10FSBO-marie091510.indd 5:10:25 PM 1 Westerly-facing, 1st floor flat with plenty of sunshine!

Open floor plan perfect for entertaining. Secure, underground parking space with storage unit. Easy access to bike path. Move in ready with upgrades. Exercise room and community room.

Motivated sellers! $193,850.

802-535-9646.

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12x60, 2 bedroom,9/20/10 1 bath.12:46:32 PM Desirable Lakeview Park, Shelburne Rd. Lot rent only $193/mo. Lowest anywhere!

New roof, porch, skirting, appliances, many recent updates inside and out equal a solid home and comfort.

Low-cost summer-stay for snowbirds too! $34,500.

802-878-8672.

Richmond 1870’s FaRmhouse

$329,000. 49 Windy Pines 9/13/10 FSBO-maryse092210.indd 4:33:18 PM 1 Dr. Huntington. Newer 3 bedroom and 2 1/2 bath home in great Location.

18.9 private acres. Check out www.petersvt.com for more pictures and information.

Cochran Road Jonesville 9/20/10 5:44:09 PM area, one acre lot, new shared well and septic system. Needs remodel, has wood/oil furnace, electric water heater and appliances included. Open field across road. $229,000.

802-363-5399.

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FOR RENT [CONT.] HUNTINGTON Nov. 15 - May 1.

Furnished, cozy 2-BR country home.

Complete privacy on 18 acres. Woodstoves, W/D. NS/pets. $650/

Price reduced to 8/16/10FSBO-mollypeters082510.indd 2:19:22 PM 1 $370,000. This price is below bank appraisal for 4-BR colonial in village, walking distance to schools and shopping.

Must be seen to appreciate. Located on a deadend street.

802-238-6112.

mo. + dep., utils, refs., lease. 802-434-3632.

JERICHO: LOG HOME Hirams Crossing: 2-BR, 1.5-BA furnished house w/ 1000 sq.ft., & breathtaking setting on Mill Brook w/ 10-ft.-deep swimming hole. Pet OK. Oct. 1, 2010-May 31, 2011. W/D, flat-screen $1050/mo.

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LINCOLN BEAUTY 3-BR 1.5-BA Charming home. Quiet setting. Stunning beauty. Avail. Oct. 1-Nov. 1. $1295/mo. + utils. Unfurnished.

NS. Pets considered.

Refs.8/30/10 & deposit.

Great 12:50:38 PM community. 802-5783700.

MILTON Free room & board in exchange for light household chores & companionship. Share w/ 2 elderly adults in pleasant, quiet surroundings. Overnight presence 10 p.m.-7 a.m. important. Meal preparation & sharing errand running, day schedule. Utils. all neg.

Car essential. Marge, 802-893-2468.

N. HERO LAKEFRONT HOUSE 3-BR; 2 upstairs, 1 on 1st floor overlooking lake. 2-BA, up & down.

Full dry basement.

LR overlooks lake w/ due west sunset view.

Furnished, incl. kitchen.

W/D, DW, restaurantstyle gas stove, new refrigerator, Direct TV, DSL Internet. Private & quiet on a dead-end road, only 1 mile from Rte. 2, N. Hero center.

40 mins. to Burlington.

NS/pets. 1st & last mos., utils., $1000 sec. dep.

Oil heat, town water. $950/mo. Avail. Oct.May 1. 802-893-3879.

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PRIVATE LAKEFRONT HOUSE Furnished cozy home has 3 BRs, screened-in porch, lg. lawn. DW, W/D, beautiful stairway to dock, shore, lakefront. $2000/mo. 802-5223826.

S. BURLINGTON East Wood Commons.

Avail. Oct. 15. Lg. 1-BR, great shape.

Underground parking, storage, W/D, fi tness room. $1300/mo. incl. heat, HW, A/C. Call John evenings, 802-8632959.

S. BURLINGTON Spacious, bright, sunny 3-BR. Second floor duplex. Convenient quiet residential neighborhood. Huge yard, ample parking, lg. eat-in kitchen, deck, W/D. $1300/mo. Avail. immed. 802-324-2616.

SHELBURNE: NICE 3-BR HOME Clearwater Circle: 2000 sq.ft., 2.5-BA, formal dining, HDWD, gas fireplace, porch, 3-car garage. Master BR w/ private BA. Beach rights. Oct. 1; 1 yr. $2000/mo.

802-846-9568; www.

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ST. ALBANS TOWN Duplex, 5 yrs. old. 2- & 3-BR apts. Avail. Oct. 1.

Full basement, garbage removal incl. $1000/mo.

802-309-1311.

STARKSBORO HOUSE $1400/mo. +. 3-BR, 3-BA, huge finished basement, cathedral ceilings, woodstove, 5 acres. Adjoins 2000+- acre wildlife area. NS, pets possible.

802-324-4940.

WINOOSKI COZY 2-BR APT. 1st floor. Nice wood floor & new carpets, fresh paint throughout. Offstreet parking, on bus line. Pets neg. $850/ mo. + utils. Efficient gas heat. 802-658-0218.

HOUSEMATES $500/MO. INCL. ALL Seeking mature, NS professional to share home in Winooski.

Own room, shared BA. Owner has beagles/cat, so should like animals.

802-655-4832.

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(AAN CAN) Underhill Master BR for rent Private BA in peaceful country setting. Incl. utils., Internet, wood heat, mtn. views.

Shared kitchen. Dirt road tranquility.

Seeking mature, NS, responsible, neat, quiet, dog friendly female. $425/mo. 802-8994087.

Avail. now Room for rent: Monkton farmhouse on 20 acres, in-ground pool, cathedral ceilings, all amenities incl., pets OK, garden space, 19 miles to Kennedy Dr. Starting at $400/mo. 802-4533457.

Burlington 68A S. Willard St. Lg. 2nd-floor room, $635/mo. 1.5-BA, W/D, kitchen, parking. NS. Avail. Oct. 1. 802-6607172.

Peaceful Jericho HomeShare Cozy 3-BR home.

Walkout trails, fireplace, woodstove, modern kitchen, pool table, WiFi, W/D, storage, parking, inground pool. “City” close. $650/mo. total.

999-1265.

OFFICE/RETAIL HINESBURG Rare vacancy. Up to 1200 sq.ft.: accessible, ground level, private entrances, parking.

In restored, energyefficient, historic Main St. building. $10/sq.ft./ yr. rent incl. heat.

802-482-3040.

Therapy Office Burlington $475/mo. for small office in well-established counseling practice.

Counseling or massage.

Parking, waiting room, kitchenette, accessible, Internet, fax. May sublease to reduce rent.

AnnieLADC@aol.com, pamelaformica@gmail. com.

Childcare Childcare Avail.

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is permitted. Police officers may operate bicycles while on patrol in any area of the city.

BICYCLE PROVISIONS 1st reading: 06/14/10; referred to the Ordinance Committee 2nd reading: 09/13/10 Adopted: 09/13/10 Published: 09/22/10 Effective: 10/13/10 That Chapter 6 (Bicycles), Chapter 9 (Cemeteries), Chapter 20 (Motor Vehicles & Traffic) and Chapter 27 (Streets & Sidewalks) of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sections 6-1, 6-3, 6-4, 6-9, 6-10, 6-11, 6-13, 6-14, 6-17 6-25, 6-26, 6-33, 9-12, 20-32, 27-17, 27-18, 27-19 and 27-21 thereof; adding new Sections 6-15, 6-16, 6-17 and 6-32 thereto and deleting Sec. 6-31 thereof to read as follows: ARTICLE I. IN GENERAL Sec. 6-1. General Bicycle Regulation (a) Bicycle Defined.

A bicycle shall be defined for the purposes of this section as any non-motorized wheeled vehicle that is propelled manually by pedals. (b) Obedience to traffic regulations.

Every person riding a bicycle upon the streets, alleys and highways within the city shall observe and comply with all signals, signs and ordinances regulating the operation of traffic not inconsistent with the provisions of this chapter.

Sec. 6-2. As written.

Sec. 6-3. Riding on sidewalks, bicycle and pedestrian pathways and in parks restricted. (a) It shall be unlawful and shall be a trespass: (1) for any person over the age of sixteen (16) years to operate a bicycle upon any sidewalk of the city within the inner fire district;, or for any person of any age to operate a bicycle upon the streets and sidewalks within the Church Street Marketplace District as defined in section 321 of the Burlington City Charter, unless the chief of police or the Church Street Marketplace District Commission, as appropriate, shall have designated temporarily such sidewalk or portion of the Church Street Marketplace District as one where bicycle riding

(2) for any person of any age to operate a bicycle upon any sidewalk or within any public parking facility in the City Center (bounded by the centerlines of Pearl Street, South Winooski Avenue, Main Street, and St. Paul Street), within City Hall Park; (3) for any person of any age to operate a bicycle upon the streets within the Church Street Marketplace District as defined in section 321 of the Burlington City Charter, excepting: a. the traveled portions where vehicular traffic is regularly permitted on College, Bank and Cherry streets; b. as permitted by the Church Street Marketplace Commission. [portions adapted from 27-18] (b) Persons riding a bicycle upon a sidewalk or bicycle and pedestrian pathway shall yield the right-of-way to any pedestrian. [adapted from Chicago 9-52-040] (c) Persons riding a bicycle upon a sidewalk or bicycle and pedestrian pathway shall give audible signal before overtaking and passing a pedestrian or another bicycle. [adapted from Chicago 9-52-040] (d) Persons operating a bicycle on a sidewalk, in areas where such operation is not otherwise prohibited by this chapter, shall exercise due care, which includes operating the bicycle at a speed reasonable for the existing conditions. (e) Persons operating a bicycle on a sidewalk, in areas where such operation is not otherwise prohibited by this chapter, shall come to a complete stop prior to crossing all street crossings.

(Rev. Ords. 1962, § 5003; Ord. of 7-27-70; Ord. of 6-14-82; Ord. of 6-24-91) Cross references: Unnecessary interference with the use of sidewalks, § 27-4; vehicles on sidewalks restricted, § 27-17.

State law references: Obstructing sidewalk by riding bicycle, 19 V.S.A. § 1502. [cite is wrong] Sec. 6-4. Riding on bicycles. (a) No person propelling a bicycle may ride other than upon or astride a permanent and regular seat attached thereto. (b) No person may use a bicycle to carry more persons at any one time than the number for

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Sec. 6-5. As written.

Sec. 6-6. As written.

Sec. 6-8. Signals required for turns and stops.

It shall be unlawful to turn a bicycle to the right or left upon a highway, or to stop a bicycle upon a highway without first signaling as required by state law.

Sec. 6-9. Bicycles to be in good mechanical condition.

No bicycle shall be registered operated unless it is in good mechanical condition.

Sec. 6-10. Brakes required.

No bicycle shall be registered operated unless it is equipped with an adequate braking device.

(Rev. Ords. 1962, § 5001; Ord. of 5-11-92) State law references: Warning device required, 23 V.S.A. § 1321.

Sec. 6-11. Lights required.

Sec. 6-13. Authority to make additional rules.

Sec. 6-16. Securing Bicycles.

It shall be unlawful for any person to lock or otherwise secure a bicycle to a tree or other natural plant or vegetation located within a city right of way or on city property. Bicycles found in violation of this section shall be immediately impounded and disposed of pursuant to section 6-17(c).

Sec. 6-1417. Penalty Enforcement.

Any person violating any provision of this chapter shall be subject to a civil penalty of not less than fifty dollars ($50.00) nor more than five hundred dollars ($500.00). The waiver penalty for purposes of the municipal complaint (civil ticket) shall be fifty dollars ($50.00). Each day’s violation shall be deemed a separate offense. All law enforcement officers may issue municipal complaints for violations of this chapter. (a) First offense. Any person violating any provision of this chapter shall be subject to a civil penalty pursuant to section 27-21. (b) Subsequent offenses.

In addition to any civil penalties provided for in section 27-21, a law enforcement officer apprehending a person for a second or subsequent violation of this section during any twelvemonth period may impound the bicycle. (c) Disposition of aban-

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ARTICLE II. REGISTRATION* Sec. 6-25. Required Establishment.

It shall be unlawful for any person, except a transient passing through this city, to operate a bicycle or cause a bicycle to be operated unless the same has been registered in accordance with the provisions of this chapter.

The chief of police or his or her designee shall establish a voluntary registration program for bicycles.

Sec. 6-26. To whom applications made.

The chief of police, or such member of his or her department or organization as he or she may appoint, is hereby designated as the person or entity to whom which all applications for registration as required by this chapter are to be made.

Sec. 6-31. Special identifying marks permitted.

[Repealed] If satisfied as to facts, the chief of police may grant permission to cut, impress or emboss permanently onto the bicycle a special identi-

motor vehicle and the bicyclist of not less than three feet while the motor vehicle is passing the bicycle.

Sec. 6-32. Reserved.

Sec. 27-17. Vehicles on sidewalks.

Sec. 6-32. Dissemination of rules and regulations.

At the time of registration, the chief of police, or his or her designee, shall inform the owner of a bicycle so registered of the city ordinances and state laws governing the operation of bicycles.

Sec. 6-33. Registration fee.

The chief of police or his or her designee shall establish a fee for registration which is reasonable to cover the expense of the registration program. required by this chapter shall be one dollar ($1.00). Bicycles must be re-registered upon sale.

Sec. 9-12. Certain conveyances prohibited in cemetery, exceptions.

The board of cemetery commissions may make additional regulations regarding the operation of No trucks, heavy wagons, bicycles, motorcycles, roller blades, snowmobiles, skateboards or saddle horses shall be allowed inside the cemetery grounds except by special permission from the superintendent. Only service vehicles shall be allowed in Elmwood Cemetery.

Sec. 20-32. Manner of overtaking and passing vehicles. (a) An operator of a vehicle overtaking another vehicle proceeding in the same direction shall pass such vehicle at a safe distance to the left thereof, but in so doing shall exercise due care and shall not pass to the left of the center of the highway unless the way ahead is clear of approaching traffic.

The operator of the vehicle overtaken shall promptly, upon suitable and audible signal being given by the operator of the overtaking vehicle, turn to the right-hand side of the highway to allow free passage on his left, and shall not increase the speed of his vehicle until completely passed by the overtaking vehicle. (b) An operator of a motor vehicle that is passing a bicyclist proceeding in the same direction shall exercise due care by leaving a distance between the

No motorized vehicle, except children’s carriages, propelled by hand as provided by state or federal law, shall be driven, backed, led or allowed to stand on any sidewalk, except that wares or merchandise in process of loading or unloading may be transferred from trucks or other vehicles over the sidewalk by use of skids or other means; provided that a passageway is kept open for the free passage of pedestrians. Nothing contained in this section, nor Section 6-3, shall prevent the riding or driving of vehicles from private property directly across the sidewalk or a bicycle and pedestrian pathway of any street to the roadway, or from the roadway back to such private property.

Sec. 27-18. Operation of play non-motorized vehicles. (a) Definition. For the purpose of this section, non-motorized vehicles shall be defined as any device not powered by a motor, used for propelling or transporting one (1) or more persons, including, but not limited to, skateboards, in line skates, scooters, and roller skates. This definition shall not include bicycles. (a)(b) Prohibited. It shall be unlawful and shall be a trespass for any person to operate any play non-motorized vehicle (any devices, except bicycles, not powered by a motor used for propelling or transporting one (1) or more persons, including, but not limited to, skateboards, bicycles and roller skates) upon any sidewalk or within any public parking facility in the City Center (bounded by the centerlines of Pearl Street, South Winooski Avenue, Main Street, and St. Paul Street), within City Hall Park, or upon the streets and sidewalks within the Church Street Marketplace District as defined in section 321 of the Burlington City Charter, excepting the traveled portions where vehicular traffic is regularly permitted of College, Bank and Cherry streets, unless the chief of police or his or her designee shall have designated such sidewalk or portion of

Post & browse ads at your convenience. the Church Street Marketplace District as one where the use of a play non-motorized vehicle is permitted. If and when the chief of police or his or her designee makes such a designation, appropriate signs shall be posted to clearly identify the designated area. (b)(c) Enforcement: (1) First offense. A first offense of any provision of this section by a person during any twelvemonth period shall be deemed a civil ordinance violation of and shall be enforced pursuant to section 27-21.

(2) Second offense. In addition to any civil penalties provided for in section 27-21, a law enforcement officer apprehending a person for a second or subsequent violation of this section during any twelvemonth period may impound the play nonmotorized vehicle.

(3) Impoundment. Any play non-motorized vehicle impounded for a violation of this section shall be impounded until lawfully claimed by the person named in the municipal complaint, whether owner or operator, or disposed of in accordance with subsection (c) below. Any impounded play nonmotorized vehicle may be claimed according to either of the following provisions: a. The police department shall release the play non-motorized vehicle to the owner or operator after proof of payment of either the waiver fine as specified in section 27-21 or the judgment fine. b. The police department shall release the play non-motorized vehicle to the owner or operator upon notice from the Vermont Traffic and Municipal Ordinance Bureau that a judgment has been entered in favor of the defendant for the violation that resulted in the impoundment. c. If the person named in the municipal complaint chooses to appeal the civil penalty to the Vermont Traffic and Municipal Ordinance Bureau, the police department shall release the play vehicle after payment of a provisional fine of fifty dollars ($50.00), payable to the police department.

If the person named in the municipal complaint prevails in the appeal, the provisional fine shall be returned upon request. If the city pre-

vails in the appeal, the fine shall be forwarded to the Vermont Traffic and Municipal Ordinance Bureau in total or partial satisfaction of the judgment. (c)(d) Disposition of unclaimed play vehicles.

Play non-motorized vehicles impounded pursuant to this section shall remain in the custody of the police department for a minimum of sixty (60) days from the date that judgment is entered for the violation which resulted in the impoundment. Play Nonmotorized vehicles not claimed within sixty (60) days shall be considered unclaimed property and may be disposed of pursuant to section 21-2.

Sec. 27-19. Use of play non-motorized vehicles on the public right-ofway.

Persons operating a play non-motorized vehicle, defined in Section 27-18 above, within the public right-of-way shall comply with all relevant traffic regulations and shall operate any such vehicle in a safe manner.

Sec. 27-21. Penalty.

A violation of any provision of articles I, III, IV and V of this chapter shall be a civil offense punishable by a civil penalty of from fifty dollars ($50.00) to five hundred dollars ($500.00). The waiver penalty for purposes of the municipal complaint (civil ticket) shall be fifty dollars ($50.00) equal to the waiver penalty established pursuant to 4 V.S.A. §1102(d) for violations of Subchapter 12 of Chapter 13 of Title 23 for each offense.

Each day the violation continues shall be a separate offense. All law enforcement officers are authorized to issue a municipal complaint for a violation of this chapter. *Material stricken out deleted. **Material underlined added.

NOTICE OF SALE According to the terms and conditions of the First Amended Judgment Order, Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale in the matter of VERMONT HOUSING FINANCE AGENCY V. RYAN S. FORANDO, ET AL, Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit, Civil Division, Docket No. S1083-09 Cnc, foreclosing a mortgage given

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by Ryan S. Forando to New England Federal Credit Union dated April 8, 2005 and recorded in Volume 705, Page 213 et seq of the South Burlington Land Records (the Mortgage) presently held by Plaintiff Vermont Housing Finance Agency for the purpose of foreclosing the Mortgage for breach of the conditions of the Mortgage, the real estate with an E-911 address of 409 Farrell Street, Unit #209, City’s Edge Condominium, South Burlington, VT (the Property) will be sold at public auction at 8:30 a.m. on October 15, 2010 at the location of the Property.

The Property to be sold is all and the same land and premises described in the Mortgage, and further described as follows:

All and the same lands and premises conveyed by warranty deed of Burlington Community Land Trust, Inc. to Ryan S. Forando dated April 8, 2005 and of record in Volume 705, Page 210 et seq of the Burlington Land Records.

The Property may be subject to easements, rights-of-way of record and other interests of record Terms of Sale: The Property will be sold to the highest bidder, who will pay $10,000.00 at sale in cash, certified, treasurer’s or cashier’s check made payable to Kohn Rath Blackwood & Danon, LLP Client Trustee Account (or by wire transfer, if arrangements for wire transfer are made in advance, confirmation of wire transfer is available before commencement of sale and bidder pays additional fees required for wire transfer) and will pay the balance of the highest bid price within thirty (30) days of the issuance of an Order of Confirmation by the Vermont Superior Court.

The successful bidder will be required to sign a Purchase Agreement and attached Vermont Lead Law Real Estate Transaction Disclosures.

Copies of the Agreement and Disclosures are available by calling the telephone number below. If the successful bidder fails to complete the purchase of the Property as required by the Purchase Agreement, the $10,000.00 deposit will be forfeited to Plaintiff. The Property is sold “AS IS” and the

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doned, unclaimed or impounded bicycles. The chief of police or his or her designee shall notify the owner of the reasons for its impoundment, and what actions are necessary for the owner to regain possession, within a reasonable amount of time following the impoundment; provided, that this notification shall not be necessary if the owner was present at the time of impounding, and was informed of the actions necessary to regain possession. Thereafter, bicycles impounded pursuant to this chapter shall remain in the custody of the police department for a minimum of thirty (30) days from the date that judgment is entered for the violation which resulted in the impoundment. Bicycles not claimed within thirty (30) days shall be considered unclaimed property and may be disposed of pursuant to Section 21-2. A bicycle shall only be disposed of if the chief of police or his or her designee has made reasonable efforts to notify the owner, pursuant to this subsection.

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It shall be unlawful for any person to operate a bicycle on any way within the limits of the city during the period from one-half ( 1/2) hour after sunset to one-half ( 1/2) hour before sunrise unless said bicycle or bicyclist shall be equipped with a lamp on the front exhibiting a white light visible from a distance of at least five hundred (500) feet to the front, with a lamp on the rear of the bicycle or bicyclist which emits a flashing or steady red light visible at least three hundred (300) feet to the rear, and with a red reflector on the rear.

the bicycle is locked or otherwise secured. This provision shall not apply to long term bicycle parking so designated by the Department of Public Works. (b) The chief of police or his or her designee may remove from city rights of way or city property any bicycle which is in violation of this section.

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Title to the Property will be conveyed without warranties by Order of Confirmation. This sale is exempt from federal lead based hazards disclosure. 24 CFR Section 35.82.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the Property at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the Mortgage, including the costs and expenses of sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Kohn Rath Blackwood & Danon, LLP 802-482-2905.

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On Monday, October 18, 2010, the Burlington City Council will fill vacancies on the following City Commissions/Boards: Cemetery Commission Term Expires 6/30/11 One Opening

Conservation Board Term Expires 6/30/12 One Opening

Design Advisory Board, Alternate Term Expires 6/30/11 One Opening

Fence Viewer Term Expires 6/30/11 One Opening

Board of Tax Appeals Term Expires 6/30/12 One Opening

Applications are available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office, Second Floor, City Hall, and must be received in the Clerk/ Treasurer’s Office by 4:30 p.m., Wednesday, October 13, 2010. Applicants must be nominated by a member of the City Council to be considered for a position; a list of Council members is also available at the Clerk/ Treasurer’s Office. Please call the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office at 865-7136 for further information.

HSBC Bank USA, National Association as Trustee for SG Mortgage Securities Trust 2005-OPT1 Asset Backed Certificates, Series 2005-OPT1, Plaintiff v.

John E. Manchester, Christie A. Manchester, Sand Canyon Corporation f/k/a Option One Mortgage Corporation and Occupants residing at 248 River Road, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by HSBC Bank USA, National Association as Trustee for SG Mortgage Securities Trust 2005-OPT1 Asset Backed Certificates, Series 2005-OPT1 to John E. Manchester dated July 15, 2005 and recorded in Volume 656, Page 387 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex Junction, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:30 A.M. on October 14, 2010, at 248 River Road, Essex Junction, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: A parcel of land with all buildings thereon situated on the southerly side of Route 117 and more particularly described as follows: Commencing at a point on the southerly side of Route 117, said point also being the place where the northwest corner of the land, now or formerly owned by Armand A. Belisle, meets the northeast corner of land now or formerly owned by Mable, and proceeding easterly along the southerly side of Route 117, for a distance of 100 feet, to the northwest corner of land now or formerly owned by Case; thence proceeding southerly in and along the westerly line of said Case for a distance of 275 feet, more or less, to the Cove, so-called; thence proceeding westerly along the Cove, so-called, for a distance of 100 feet to the said Mable’s easterly boundary line; thence proceeding northerly in and along the said Mable’s easterly line for a distance of 275 feet, more or less, to the place of beginning.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex Junction.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of September, 2010.

HSBC Bank USA, National Association as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S1371-06 Cnc HSBC Bank USA, National Association, as Trustee for Home Equity Loan Trust, Series Ace 2005- HE7, Plaintiff v.

Timothy Pelkey, Debra Pelkey, Citifinancial, Inc. and Occupants residing at 1 Streeter Brook Road, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by HSBC Bank USA, National Association, as Trustee for Home Equity Loan Trust, Series Ace 2005- HE7 to Timothy Pelkey dated July 15, 2005 and recorded in Volume 318, Page 57 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 P.M. on October 19, 2010, at 1 Streeter Brook Road, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit: All that parcel of land in Township of Milton, Chittenden County, State of Vermont, as more fully described in Deed Book 200, Page 512 ID# 2-14-018-000000, being known and designated as metes and bounds property.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash or cashier’s check by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Milton.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 14th day of September, 2010.

HSBC Bank USA, National Association, as Trustee for Home Equity Loan Trust, Series Ace 2005- HE7 By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S 415-09 CnC

The Bank of New York Mellon, as Successor Trustee under NovaStar Mortgage Funding Trust 2004-4, Plaintiff, v Oran Lamphere and Bernadette Lamphere, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as Nominee for Corinthian Mortgage Corporation DBS SouthBanc Mortgage, and Any Other Occupants of 934 Osgood Hill Road, Westford, Vermont, Defendants.

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated September 10, 2004 from Bernadette Lamphere and Oran Lamphere to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Novastar Mortgage, Inc. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on September

17, 2004 in Volume 117, Pages 413-425 of the Town of Westford Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Novastar Mortgage, Inc., to The Bank of New York Mellon, as Successor Trustee under NovaStar Mortgage Funding Trust 2004-4 by Assignment dated October 15, 2008 and recorded on October 17, 2008 in Volume 140, Page 147 of the Town of Westford Land Records.

The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 12:30 o’clock PM, on the 19th day of October, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 934 Osgood Hill Road, Westford, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole.

To wit: “Being a parcel of 1.1 acres, more or less, witha dwelling and other improvements thereon, located at 934 Osgood Hill Road, in Westford, Vermont, and further described as Lot #31 on a survey entitled “Plan of Lots in Osgood Hill Development, Town of Westford, VT”, prepared

by John A. Marsh, dated November 10, 1967, recorded as Map Slide 8 in the Westford Land Records, which are all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Bernadette Lamphere and Oran Lamphere

by Warranty Deed of Bernadette A. Cushing dated October 28, 2003, and recorded in Book 111, pages 457-458 of the Westford Land Records.

“Reference is made to a survey entitled “Plan of Lots in Westerly Portion of Osgood Hill Development, Town of Westford, VT”, prepared by John A. Marsh, dated November 10, 1967, April 17, 1974, revised January 6, 1979, and recorded as Map Slide 55 in the Westford Land Records.

Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit

against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.

The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400.

By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: September 22, 2010 September 29, 2010 October 6, 2010 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CIVIL DIVISION Chittenden Unit Docket No. S1037-09 Cnc

Shepardson by Warranty Deed of Nikolas Macik dated August 28, 2006 and recorded on August 31, 2006 in Book 972 at Page 338-339 in the City of Burlington Land Records Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of September, 2010.

Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas as Trustee for RALI 2007QA3, Plaintiff v.

Derek E. Shepardson, Sarajean Shepardson and Occupants residing at 238 North Street, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas as Trustee for RALI 2007QA3 to Derek E. Shepardson dated December 20, 2006 and recorded in Volume 984 , Page 186 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:30 A.M. on October 14, 2010, at 238 North Street, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Derek E. Shepardson and Sarajean

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Within Vermont, dial 2-11 or 866-652-4636 (toll free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636, 24/7.

CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP This group offers support to those caring for loved ones with memory loss due to dementia. The group meets the second and fourth Thursday of the month from 6:30-7:30 p.m. at The Converse Home, 272 Church St, Burlington.

For more info call: 802862-0401.

CHITTENDEN FAMILIES TOGETHER MEETING Wednesday, Sept. 29, 5:30-7 p.m. Vermont Family Network Conference Room, 600 Blair Park Rd. #240, Williston.

Deb Lisi-Baker, Associate Director of the UVM Center on Disability

and Community Inclusion (CDCI) will lead a discussion about the challenges for families of adults who do not receive supports or financial assistance.

Focus is on concerns of families with high school youth and adults who have developmental disabilities. Jan Hancock, 802-876-5315 ext. 215. jan.hancock@vtfn.org, www.vermontfamilynetwork.org.

MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER Support group meets 6-8 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month at the Hope Lodge at the UVM/FAHC campus. 1-800-ACS2345.

VEGGIE SUPPORT GROUP Want To Feel Supported On Your Vegetarian/Vegan Journey?

Want more info. on Healthy Veggy Diets?

Want to share and socialize at Veggy Potlucks, and more, in the greater Burlington Area? This is your opportunity to join with other like-minded folks. veggy4life@gmail. com, 802-658-4991.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS Meets on Sundays from 12-1 p.m. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. This is a fellowship of men and women that meet and review the 12 steps of CODA, read stories from the CODA anonymous big book and share their experiences, strengths and hopes as we support each other.

Open to everyone. Info: Larry, WLTRS@aol.com, 802-658-9994 or Jeff, JCDANIS@Burlingtontelecom.net, 802-8633674. For directions, call the Turning Point Center at 802-861-3150.

TRANS GUY’S GROUP Every fourth Monday, RU12? Community Center, 34 Elmwood Ave, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m.

This is a social and support group specifically for trans men. This informal, peer-facilitated group welcomes maleidentified people at any stage of transition. As this is currently a closed group, please contact the center to sign up: thecenter@ru12.org or 860-RU12.

PARTNERS OF TRANS GUYS Partners and Spouses of Trans Guys.

Every third Thursday, 6:30-8 p.m. This peerled group is a space where the partners and spouses of trans guys can meet to talk, share thoughts and give each other support. Please let Kara know you’re coming at 860-7812.

sevendaysvt.com/classifieds TRANS GUYS OVER 35 Every second Wednesday of the month from 6-8 p.m., Trans Guys over 35 will meet to discuss issues, shared and individual, and get support from other guys. For more info contact Kara at kara@ru12.org.

TRANS SUPPORT GROUP Every first and third Wednesday, RU12? Community Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m.

This peer-led, informal group is open to all trans people and to any discussion topics raised. It is a respectful and confidential space for socializing, support and discussion. Contact thecenter@ru12.org for more information.

LGBTQ VIOLENCE SURVIVORS SafeSpace offers peer-led support groups for survivors of relationship violence, dating violence, emotional violence or hate violence. These groups give survivors a safe and supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, and offer and receive support.

Please call Ann or Brenda at 863-0003 if you are interested in joining one of these groups or for more information.

QUIT SMOKING GROUPS Are you ready to live a smoke-free lifestyle?

Free 4-week Quit Smoking Groups are being offered through the VT Quit Network Fletcher Allen Quit in Person program in your community. Free Nicotine Replacement products are available for program participants. For more information or to register, call 847-6541 or wellness@vtmednet.org. For ongoing statewide class schedules, contact the VT Quit Network at www. vtquitnetwork.org.

BEREAVEMENT SUPPORT GROUP Learn how to cope with grief, with the intention of receiving and offering support to each other. The group is informal and includes personal sharing of our grief experiences.

Open to anyone who has experienced the death of a loved one. There is no fee. Meets every other week Mondays, 6-8 p.m. at the Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice, Barre. 802-223-1878, www.cvhhh.org.

DIGESTIVE SUPPORT GROUP Join this open support group, hosted by Carrie Shamel, and gain information regarding digestive disorders. If you suffer from any kind of digestive disorder or discomfort this is the place for you! Open to all.

Meets the first Monday of every month in the Healthy Living Learning Center. For more information contact Carrie Shamel at carrie. shamel@gmail.com. www.llleus.org/state/ vermont/html.

AL-ALNON IN ST. JOHNSBURY Tues. & Thurs., 7 p.m., Kingdom Recovery Center (Dr. Bob’s birthplace), 297 Summer St., St. Johnsbury. Sat., 10 a.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, Cherry St., St. Johnsbury.

NAMI CONNECTION (National Alliance on Mental Illness) Free peer-based recovery support group for people living with or facing the challenges of mental illness. This is a group that focuses on allowing participants to share their experiences and learn from each other in a safe environment.

100% confidentiality.

BENNINGTON: Every Tuesday, 6-7:30 p.m., St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 200 Pleasant Street.

BURLINGTON: Every Thursday, 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Starting June 2010.

2nd and 4th Saturday of the month, 2-3:30 p.m., Congregational Church, 39 Main Street.

HARTFORD: 2nd and 4th Friday 4-5:30 p.m., Hartford Library. Call Barbara Austin, 802-457-1512.

MONTPELIER: 1st and 3rd Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m., Kellogg-Hubbard Library, East Montpelier Room (basement).

NEWPORT: Starting June 2010. 2nd and 4th Tuesday, 6-7:30 p.m. Medical Arts Building (attached to North Country Hospital), 2nd floor conference room. RANDOLPH: Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday, 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N. Main Street. RUTLAND: Every Monday, 7-8:30 p.m., Wellness Center (Rutland Mental Health), 78 South Main St. ST. JOHNSBURY: Every Thursday, 6:30-8 p.m., Universalist Unitarian Church, 47 Cherry Street.

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ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS, ACA is a 12-Step program for people that grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. We meet in a mutually respectful, safe environment and acknowledge our common experiences. We discover how childhood affected us in the past and influences us in the present.

Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St., Burlington.

For info contact Emily at 802-922-6609, emily@ intrapersonalcoaching. com.

SEEKING ACTIVE RETIREES/50+ To form a social group. Snowshoeing, theater, biking, hiking, kayaking, etc. Please call 802-864-0604. Lv. msg. if no answer.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS (NA) Drug Problem? We Can Help.

If you think you have a problem with drugs, including alcohol, give yourself a break. Narcotics Anonymous is a fellowship for individuals who have a desire to recover from the disease of addiction. NA offers a practical and proven way to live and enjoy life without the use of drugs.

To find an NA Meeting near you in Vermont or Northern New York, please go to www.cvana. org/Meetinglist.pdf or call our 24-hour, toll free, confidential number, (866) 580-8718 or (802) 862-4516. For more information about NA, please go to http://www. na.org/?ID=ips-index and click on “>Is NA for Me?

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP AND FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at The Bagel Cafe, Ethan Allen Shopping Center, N. Ave., Burlington. Please call or visit website for location information, www. vtcfids.org or call 1-800296-1445 or 802-6604817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport).

ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt?

Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Saturdays 10-11:30 a.m. & Wednesdays 5:30-6:30, 45 Clark St., Burlington. Contact Brenda at 338-1170.

IS FOOD A PROBLEM FOR YOU? Do you eat when you’re not hungry?

Do you go on eating binges for no apparent reason? Is your weight affecting the way you live your life? Call Overeaters Anonymous, 863-2655.

GIRL POWER Learn about your inner power through meditation, sacred space, healing energy modalities.

Connect and attune to empower & enlighten, expand your sense of awareness, network with others your age, find peer support within this on-going monthly group.

Please bring a notebook journal, writing utensil and a folding chair.

Ages 12-18. First Sat of each month at 4 p.m. at Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Rt. 7, Milton. To reserve space call Michele, 802893-9966, moonlightgiftshoppe@yahoo.com.

Open 24/7/365.

CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) This support group functions as a community and educational group. We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. 223-7638 for more information.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee.

This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-479-9450, or ljlivendale@yahoo.com.

BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction? We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-343-2027.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide.

The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and cofacilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111.

A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a

group discussions. Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions.

191 Bank St., Burlington.

802-861-3150.

BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Rd., Williston. Info, 660-8797.

The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment? This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness. This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com.

COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 50-65, forming for friendship and fun.

Chittenden County area.

Activities to include weeknight/weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol.com.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne.

For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802985-8600.

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OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge).

Info: Debbie Y., 8885958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958.

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MALE SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE SafeSpace is offering a peer-led support group for maleidentified survivors of relationship violence, dating violence, emotional violence or hate violence. This group will meet in Burlington at the RU12? Community Center and will be facilitated by Damian.

Support groups give survivors a safe and supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, and offer and receive support. Please contact

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We didn’t even know Seven Days had the print products until we got here from Galveston, Texas —1000 miles away. I’ve been subscribed to the “Daily 7” e-newsletter for maybe nine months. Once I looked at that one, I signed up for the others: the weekend one, the food. It’s like a path that opens. All of Seven Days’ online products were helpful in planning our weeklong trip to Burlington, but, more importantly, they gave us a sense of the town, which, in terms of arts and food, rivals Austin. You’ve got more Zumba and Jazzercise classes here with one-tenth the population! Just reading Seven Days, we realized this is a place we could live. Next May, we’re coming back to Burlington for a year, to see if we want to stay.

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Stop by the Essex Outlet store on Wednesday, Sept. 22, for an interview with Joanne Zeltner.

For more information, call Joanne at 631.796.7312 or email resume to joanne.zeltner@charmingoutlets.com.

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Subatomic Digital Inc., a Northeast leader in digital media development and delivery, is seeking a temporary Digital Media Specialist. Duties include ingesting multiformat broadcast content, verifying content quality, transcoding, preparing metadata and assembling packages for digital upload. Experience with digital video on Mac/Windows necessary.

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Full-Time Medical Assistant

HowardCenter improves the well-being of children, adults, families and communities.

StayCareers at the HowardCenter What do fishing, swimming, crafting, Zumba, movies, shopping, hiking and people watching all have in common?

These are all activities that may be enjoyed while caring for a person with developmental disabilities in your home or the client’s. Enjoy every season of the year with the benefit of a home-based career — while making a meaningful difference!

Experienced team support, ongoing training, generous tax-free stipend and living expenses provided.

needed for Urgent Care Facility. Medical Office experience, Medical Assistant skills, and computer skills necessary.

Willingness to work flexible hours inluding weekend rotation required.

Reply to Lynn Forcier at 802-865-3655.

Chittenden county only.

Please call Marisa Hamilton at 802 488-6571.

Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities.

Under the supervision of the Business Manager, this person will supervise and coordinate all aspects of the Student Accounts operations at CCV’s Administrative Offices in Montpelier. As the leader of the Accounts Receivable team, this person will be involved in the review and improvement of processes considering technology developments with ecommerce and document management. Bachelor’s degree in accounting plus four to five years of relevant experience is required. The ideal candidate will possess excellent written and verbal communication skills, an ability to develop effective interpersonal relationships with a diverse constituency, prior supervisory experience, and the ability to work independently as well as in a team environment.

Please visit www.ccv.edu for the full position requirements and application instructions. CCV offers a competitive salary with a generous benefits package including medical/dental insurance, paid leave, retirement contribution and tuition waiver.

Part-Time Medical Assistant

HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

Accounts Receivable Manager

CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements.

needed for local Stowe medical office.

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The Regulatory Assistance Project (RAP) is a Join Champlain Housing Trust’s mission-driven Property & Asset Management Reply to 802-316-6979.

Team in Burlington serving the affordable housing needs of a diverse group of global, nonprofit team of experts providing people in Chittenden County. technical and policy assistance on a broad range Co-op Property Manager of energy and environmental issues.

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You’ll be managing a portfolio of multi-family properties including customer relations, maintaining waitlists, filling vacancies, managing property budgets, program compliance and working with co-op boards & committees in our housing 4:38:54 PM co-ops. Some evening meetings required.

Leasing/Property Manager You’ll be marketing rental apartments, interacting with applicants/residents, providing up-to-date vacancy information, working with Property Managers to maintain 100% occupancy, and managing a portfolio of multi-family properties including resident relations, property budgets, and program compliance.

RESEARCH SENIOR ASSOCIATE RESEARCH & POLICY ANALYST ENERGY & ENVIRONMENT FELLOW Knowledge ManageMent & InforMatIon assIstant

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The qualified candidates must be organized, demonstrate good judgment and interpersonal skills, and possess strong computer skills. S/he must be able to work independently as well as part of a team while demonstrating initiative and a commitment to the CHT model of permanent affordability. BA/BS or equivalent experience in property management or social services required.

Prefer certification in LIHTC, experience in HOME program as well as residential property management with knowledge of Section 8 NC/SR 811.

CHT is a proud socially responsible employer offering competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include health, life and disability insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave and 403(b) plan.

Submit cover letter and resume by September 27th to Human Resources, Champlain Housing Trust, 88 King Street, Burlington, VT 05401email HR@champlainhousingtrust.org.

No phone calls please.

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER - COMMITTED TO A DIVERSE WORKPLACE.

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ENGINEER We are currently seeking a dynamic individual for the position of Engineer at the Doubletree Hotel Burlington in South Burlington, Vt. This position requires a flexible schedule to include nights, weekends and holidays. As a Maintenance Engineer, this person will perform a combination of duties to maintain, repair and clean mechanical areas and equipment. Also, the engineer will assist other trade mechanics in their duties to ensure a safe, clean and well-maintained hotel.

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needed for LHBP Store in Essex Outlets.

Full-time salaried with benefits; work includes nights and weekends. High School diploma; retail and supervisory experience required. If interested, call Marasha Huber, Manager, at 802 878-1959.

Own transportation. No experience necessary.

Call 802-434-8581

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The ideal candidate will possess the following: · Basic knowledge of skilled trade activities in plumbing, carpentry, electrical and mechanical work, and painting. · A positive attitude and enjoy working with the public. · Strong verbal and written communication skills.

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To provide educational, social, behavioral and life-skill development in public school and community settings with children with autism spectrum disorders. Intensive training and ongoing supervision provided. Excellent professional development opportunity. Transportation required. Bachelor’s degree and some experience with young children and/ or special needs necessary. Competitive salary plus full benefits.

Seeking a dynamic individual to join our Comprehensive Care program, serving 6-14-year-old children who are experiencing significant behavioral, emotional and psychiatric challenges. Responsibilities include providing individualized treatment within a coed, multiage population, modeling healthy life skills, developing therapeutic relationships, implementing conflict resolution strategies, teaching healthy emotion regulation and assisting in the daily living of the children in care. Applicants must show evidence of strong communication and writing skills, ability to work as a team player, and a passion for working with children. BA req. 40 hr./wk. Milieu experience preferred.

Availability for awake overnight shifts required.

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Autism interventionist

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seeks two part-time staff for the following positions or one fulltime person with the skills and drive to do both well. Must be professional, reliable, responsible, personable, and ready to work hard on great community projects.

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Financial management of all aspects of the organization using fund accounting software; AR/AP; prepare balance sheet, P&L and cash-flow statements, track grants, loans, prep for audit; advise ED. Must have excellent Excel skills, and a knack for #’s. Accounting degree a plus.

interventionist — Comprehensive CAre — AwAke overnight — JArrett Seeking a dynamic individual to join our Comprehensive Care program. The Jarrett House serves 6-14-yearold children receiving mental health treatment while residing in our staffed group care setting. Duties include overseeing the residence and residents throughout overnight hours, conflict resolution strategies, documentation and reporting requirements, medication administration and assisting in the daily living of the children in care.

BA required. Applicants must be comfortable working with a coed, multi-age population with many and multiple diagnoses. This is a 40 hr./wk. position, (Thurs.- Sat.). Experience working with children required, preferably youth with behavioral challenges.

residentiAl CliniCiAn Master’s level clinician to join Comprehensive Care. Responsible for all clinical services and case management for children and families participating in the program. Successful candidate will have experience and a passion for higher levels of care.

mental health and SubStanCe abuSe ServiCeS Cont-temp — phlebotomist Temporary contracted position available to draw blood from clients for the purpose of enrollment in a Hepatitis C Rapid Test clinicial trial, as well as providing assistance with intake of participants and providing informed consent.

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Office management duties, including interface with clients, officials and the public, meticulous record keeping and book keeping prep. Assist with projects, fundraising and other duties as needed.

Send cover & resume to: RACDC, PO Box 409, Randolph, VT 05060 Or racdc@racdc.com.

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Per diem clinicians needed for 24-hour psychiatric hospital diversion program. We have particular need for coverage for holidays and on the weekends, second shift (3 p.m. - midnight) and awake overnight shifts. BA and related work experience are required. We are individuals who have great interpersonal skills and are sincere, empathic and team players. Competitive pay, excellent benefits and a valuable opportunity to gain experience in the mental health field.

Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities.

HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

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IT Professional (Requisition# 033731)

Research, design and develop PC and Internet software in support of the mission of the Research Center for Children, Youth, and Families. Fluency in Visual FoxPro, Visual Studio .Net (VB and ASP) and Visual SourceSafe required.

Applications accepted only through www.uvmjobs.com.

Growing drug chain since 1903 seeking

Part-time Store ClerkS for our store located in Burlington, Vt.

Contact: Casey Gould, 308 Shelbourne Road, Burlington, VT 05401.

Phone: 802-864-8154 Applications available at any of our locations, or may be submitted at www.kinneydrugs.com.

More information on our organization at www.aseba.org.

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ition available on its awardSeven Days has a full-time pos cessful candidate designs winning design team. A suc ely under intense deadline ativ cre quickly, skillfully and to hit the ground running pressure. You must be ready entry-level position. an from day one — this is not per duties, this designer In addition to weekly newspa letters, web banner ads ews produces graphics for e-n annual glossy magazines (both Flash and static) and ference given to candidates (7 Nights, What’s Good). Pre nce designing at magazines erie who have significant exp ing for a designer with an or newspapers. We are look ia — both print and web — edgy aesthetic who loves med editorial and advertising for and is comfortable designing any medium. dge of: InDesign, Required, expert-level knowle +. Competent in software: Illustrator, PhotoShop CS3 Flash, XHTML/CSS. three print design samples Send cover letter, resume and at only to designjob@ form f .pd in from published work ks September 24, at noon. (Lin sevendaysvt.com by Friday, to Flash work also welcome.)

Executive Director Search

Sales Associate (part time)

We are currently hiring for a part-time sales position. As a sales associate you will provide customer service and clientele development, maintain store standards, lift and move product, and restock merchandise as necessary.

Qualified candidates must be experienced in a retail sales environment and love the outdoors. The ideal candidate will also be proficient in conversational French. Sales associates must consistently provide the highest standard of customer service while keeping focused on team objectives.

As a member of the team you will enjoy competitive wages; flexible work schedules; great deals on gear; fun, friendly environment.

Applicants should bring a resume in person to our downtown retail location at 210 College St., Burlington, Vt.

The Vermont League of Conservation Voters (VTLCV) seeks a dynamic, energetic individual to lead the organization as its next Executive Director.

4t-Northface-092210.indd To apply: Please respond with cover letter, resume and a minimum of three references no later than September 22 to info@vlcv.org.

Only candidates selected for an interview will be contacted.

Please, no telephone inquiries.

This is a full-time position that offers benefits, national training and a bonus program.

For a more detailed description of requirements and qualifications, please go to www.vlcv.org.

VTLCV does not discriminate on the basis of race, color, national origin, sex, sexual orientation, religion, age, or disability in employment or the provision of services.

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Business Director LACE is hiring a Business Director (30 hours/week) to oversee planning & policies. Ideal candidates will have a strong nonprofit management background including fiscal oversight, fundraising, data management, evaluation, reporting & day-to-day operations. LACE is dedicated to bringing the community together with its local farms and food sources.

INTERNATIONAL TOUR OPERATOR seeks Administrative Assistant

Qualifications: Extremely detail-oriented and able to multitask in a fast-paced office. Strong computer skills; ability to work with a detailed reservation system. Customer service experience required. Strong verbal and written communication skills. Basic accounting skills; ability to reconcile and pay invoices.

Enthusiasm and connection to the travel industry and walking. College degree or relevant professional experience. Full-time, full-benefit package.

Call 802-476-4276 or visit www.lacevt.org for more information.

Email cover letter and resume to:

Human Resources, Country Walkers, PO Box 180, Waterbury, VT 05676-0180 jamen@countrywalkers.com.

No phone calls, please. www.countrywalkers.com. EOE.

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Driver/ Assistant needed

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Maple Leaf Farm Our Primary Care Unit is expanding with additional nursing and physician hours.

Located in the heart of Bristol’s beautiful downtown, the recently renovated Bristol Bakery and Café is well known for its hearty breakfast, lunch and Sunday brunch offerings.

We also offer a broad range of ‘from scratch,’ morning pastries, dessert pastries, hand-rolled bagels and artisan breads, all made on the premises seven days a week.

Head Baker/Kitchen Manager We are currently looking for a Lead Baker/Kitchen Manager to help build on our success and take us to the next level of growth and service in both the bakery and café aspects of the business.

Compensation is competitive and includes bonus opportunities and benefits. Requirements: Baking and Pastry degree, at least three years experience at a retail bakery/restaurant and previous management experience.

Contact Kevin Harper at khinvt@gmavt.net with resume and cover letter.

The Vermont League of Cities & Towns (VLCT) has two wonderful 9/20/10 12:04:54 PM opportunities for individuals with strong analytical, systems and communication skills to join our team of risk management professionals and advance our mission of serving and strengthening Vermont local government.

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PACIF Claim Representative

Perfect opportunity for retired individuals: Driver/assistant needed to work with a visually impaired employee in the Burlington area. 20-30 hours per week. Must have 2:11:26 PM reliable vehicle and clean driving record. Hourly rate plus mileage.

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Please call Laurie VasQuenza at 802-863-1358 ext. 211 for application or email resume to lvasquenza@vabvi.org.

This position will serve the municipal members of the VLCT Property and Casualty Intermunicipal Fund (VLCT PACIF) handling property, liability and automobile claims. The successful candidate will conduct investigations and site visitations, determine liability, attend mediations, negotiate settlements, interpret policies, set reserves, and prepare required forms and reports. VT Property and Casualty Adjuster license required; WC license desired. A bachelor’s degree or equivalent plus three years insurance claims experience and in-depth knowledge of property, liability and automobile insurance principles required. Basic knowledge of workers’ compensation and general insurance principles preferred.

Superior communication and problem-solving skills and ability to analyze information required. Valid Vermont driver’s license required for in-state travel.

AIC or CPCU designation is a plus.

Insurance Underwriter / Risk Management Analyst

This position provides direct underwriting service to our membership.

Position also will analyze risk-management programs and book of business to enhance operational results and efficiencies. The successful candidate will answer coverage and risk-management questions from members; discuss riskmanagement program with decision makers at their location; conduct exposure 2v-VABVI-Driver092210.indd 1 9/20/10 3:03:46 PM basis analysis; conduct, review and process premium audits; prepare new business and renewal quotations; and review and analyze claim and underwriting data for loss trends and emergent issues. We seek a strong team player who will enjoy collaborating with others. Excellent presentation skills, in-state travel, and some evening hours required.

Licensed Oil and/or Propane Service Requirements include a bachelor's degree plus property, liability, automobile, Explore opportunities to learn and grow and worker’s compensation insurance or risk-management experience, excellent Technician needed for fast-growing, professionally in the specialty area of addiction and communication skills and strong customer-service orientation. CPCU or similar family-owned company. We are lookco-occurring disorders. Excellent pay and benefits. designation is preferred. Experience in quantitative analysis or research through ing for a detail-oriented professional, Come grow with us. prior work or education preferred.

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RN Day & night Full- & Part-time positions

Mail or fax resumes to: Maple Leaf Farm 10 Maple Leaf Road Underhill, VT 05489 Phone: 802-899-2911 Fax 802-899-9965 Email: info@mapleleaf.org

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experienced in service/repair. Must be a team player, customer focused, organized & familiar w/ our service area. On-call rotation is required.

Company vehicle & uniforms, health/ dental/IRA included in compensation.

Send resume & ref. to: Patterson Fuels, P.O. Box 253, Richmond, VT 05477 or email beth@pattersonfuels.com

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If either of these positions sounds enticing and you’re looking to be challenged, we are interested in hearing from you. VLCT offers an excellent total compensation package, convenient downtown Montpelier location, great reputation and great colleagues!

Interested candidates should email a confidential cover letter, resume, and names/phone numbers of three references to jobsearch@vlct.org with Claims Position or Underwriting Position as the subject. Or mail your resume to VLCT, 89 Main Street Suite 4, Montpelier, VT 05602, Attention: Human Resources. For further information see www.vlct.org/marketplace/classifiedads/.

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Program Manager St. Albans nonprofit has an immediate opening for an experienced professional to join the management team of a statewide older-worker jobtraining program. Responsibilities include recruitment and staffing, training and development, employee/trainee relations, policies and procedures, and the day-to-day operations of the program. College degree required.

Please email cover letter with salary requirements and resume to HR@vermontassociates.org.

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Head Infant & Head Toddler

Teachers needed at our Essex location.

ADMISSIONS

Seeking dynamic individuals to join our recruiting team.

Responsibilities include developing a territory and prospect management plan; planning and executing an extensive travel plan in designated geographic areas; interviewing and counseling prospective students and families; managing and evaluating admissions applications; and representing the university at on- and off-campus events and programs.

Tenure track position available to teach human anatomy, physiology and pathophysiology, as well as an upper-level course in an area of the individual’s expertise.

Please visit our website at www.norwich.edu/jobs for further details and information on how to apply for these and other great jobs.

Norwich University is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible-spending accounts for health and dependent care, retirement annuity plan, and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

Experience parenting a young adult with an emotional behavioral disorder, strong communication skills, and an ability to work independently and as part of a team required; bachelor’s degree preferred; training/teaching experience helpful; familiarity with resources for youth a plus. Will travel within Chittenden County.

Submit cover letter and resume to HR, VFN, 600 Blair Park Rd., Suite 240, Williston, VT 05495, or email HR@vtfn.org. EOE.

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We’re Hiring!

Marine Technicians

BIOLOGY FACULTY

Do you have experience parenting a young adult with a severe emotional behavioral disorder? Are you interested in helping other parents find support and guidance? VFN is seeking someone to provide transition information and guidance to parents/caregivers of young adults with mental health disorders ages 16-21 who are out of school or will soon be graduating.

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Accepting applications for two tenure-track positions. Engage our undergraduates in the discovery of mathematics beginning fall 2011. Use of alternative delivery systems and technology is desirable. Evidence of quality teaching required.

18.75 hours/week

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Marine Technicians Point Bay Marina is a full-service marina with over 10,000 square feet dedicated to factoryauthorized repairs of sailand powerboats.

Our service department has immediate openings for experienced Marine Technicians.

If you have a strong work ethic and own your own tools, please call George Fox at 802-425-2431 to schedule an interview.

We offer competitive compensation and full benefits.

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Development Specialist Responsible for supporting CHCB’s fundraising and development efforts at CHCB, including support for annual campaign/capital campaign efforts, oversight of in-kind donations, special events, database management, private foundation grants and grant reporting. Bachelor’s degree plus three years experience in fundraising/marketing. Ability to plan and coordinate fundraising events, outstanding written and verbal communication skills, experience with marketing/fundraising software/database applications, skilled with Microsoft Office products including Word, Excel, Powerpoint and Publisher, and Adobe Acrobat, ability and willingness to attend evening and/or weekend activities/ events, outstanding organizational and time management skills, and strong attention to detail.

Executive Assistant Responsible for providing high-level administrative support to the Executive Director, Director of Operations and Quality and the Medical Director.

Prepare agendas, take minutes, plan and schedule meetings, maintain files, carry out projects. Associate degree in business or related field plus five years of progressively responsible administrative positions including support for senior leaders. Advanced skill in Microsoft Office including Word, Excel, Outlook, PowerPoint, Publisher and Adobe Acrobat. Excellent verbal and written skills, ability to set priorities and to convey information effectively and professionally.

CHCB offers a complete benefits package including medical, dental, life, disability insurances; a 403(b) Retirement Savings Plan, paid time off, paid holidays, continuing education funds and an employee assistance plan.

To apply, email resume and cover letter to HR@CHCB.org; or fax 802 860-4327; or mail to CHCB, Attn. Human Resources, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington, VT 05401.

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Both positions include health plan and excellent benefits, and require bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related education field, VT educator’s license, classroom experience, and experience in curriculum planning and implementation, child outcome assessment, and working with children with special 4:44:30 PM needs. Teacher position requires license with endorsement in early childhood education or early childhood special education.

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Playgroup Coordinator Part-time position. Seeking candidate with experience in early childhood development to coordinate and facilitate two playgroup sessions per week.

Please submit cover letter, resume and list of references to: jrichards@miltonfamilycenter.org or MFCC – Attn: Janet, P.O. Box 619, Milton, VT 05468. EOE

Requirements: Must have a favorable background and reliable transportation.

Contact info: 802-658-3877; fax 802-862-6138; email 6011@kellyservices.com.

We’re looking for a dynamic and talented individual to join our Marketing Team. Use your excellent command of the written word, outstanding grammar, and creativity to develop informative articles and enticing electronic and print messaging that builds relationships and community to support our service-focused brand.

Prior experience in journalism or other writing-focused pursuits is desired. Graphic design and layout experience, especially using Mac Pages software, is helpful. However, this is a writing-focused career and not a graphic design position. Applicant must be comfortable contacting, scheduling, and conducting interviews with doctors and other health care and practice management experts. The ability to write several high-quality articles each week, on deadline, is essential.

To learn more about PCC, and how to apply, visit our website at www.pcc.com/careers. The deadline for submitting your application is October 4.

Physical Therapist/Full Time: Consider joining our multidisciplinary team providing comprehensive home-base care for our patients.

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We want you on our team! We appreciate your experience and ability to deliver quality clinical services. We provide you a forum to deliver those quality services in a supportive environment where you count as a practitioner and as a person. If you seek independence, flexibility, support, and a daily reminder why you chose to be a nurse or physical therapist, we invite you to join our team!

An extremely independent and rewarding nursing experience working within the community in patient homes providing them with your high-quality, multiskilled experience. Generous benefits, and CTO program, flexible work in surroundings operating in a professionally & personally supported environment. Minimum of 2 years medicalsurgical experience required.

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Previous teaching experience and knowledge of technical We offer health insurance, profit sharing education programming preferred. Position pays and a great place to work. $20,689 to $27,291 per year depending on the breadth Please submit cover letter, resume and and depth of relevant experience. This position also salary requirements to qualifies for family medical and dental insurance, tuition Jed Nelson - nelson@lisaius.com. reimbursement, and paid leaves. These benefits shall be No phone calls please. prorated based on a half-time position.

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to what one would find in her homeland. Many local Vietnamese restaurants try to appeal to a Western palate, says Duong, but “We make everything just like in Vietnam. It makes Vietnamese people so happy.”

Duong doesn’t cut corners, either. Though taro is a cheap staple food back home, it can be expensive in the States. Nonetheless, she uses it to give her pork egg rolls their unique flavor.

In the small kitchen at the back of the store sits a giant pot filled with what looks like a whole cow’s worth of bones, their rich essence slowly infusing the simmering liquid. The resulting aromatic broth will be the base of the restaurant’s pho.

Nearby, Duong squeezes fresh limes into a mix of vegetables and chicken for a tangy, fish-sauce-spiked salad called goi ga.

Vietnamese cà phê, freshsqueezed lemonade and bubble or jelly teas flavored with ginger or green bean.

While the Burlington area certainly doesn’t lack for Vietnamese restaurants — 99 Asian Market Eatery is one of two that opened just last week — Duong says she expects good things. “There’s so much Vietnamese and

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Getting Stuffed BURLINGTON JOINS THE PIROGI UNION

Fans of the pierogi served this winter at Burlington’s ¡DUINO! (DUENDE) are in luck. DAVID MILLER, who made the stuffed dough pockets for the restaurant, has gone into business for himself. Last month, he began selling the dumplings from his Burlington home under the banner of PIROGI UNION, a home delivery and catering business.

Miller says he began making pierogi 20 years ago and has refined his recipe over time. He focuses on preparing classic versions — including potatocheddar, beef-mushroom, and sauerkraut made with carrots, cabbage and coriander — using local ingredients.

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Because he has “an affinity for stuffed food of Open for Lunch & Dinner all sorts,” Miller plans on adding another Russian Full menu available dumpling, pelmeni, to his onlineat www.7nvt.com roster. He’d also like to take on empanadas, gyoza, siu Downtown Burlington mai and Tibetan momos. For Lower Church St • 859-9998 now, though, since producing pierogi is so labor intensive, Miller offers just one kind at a time.

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Sometimes I wish I were a restaurant consultant instead of a reviewer. Every once in a while, I have a dinner that makes me want to grab the restaurateur by the shoulders and talk some sense into him. That was how I felt at St. Albans’ BLUE ACORN.

Who needs to listen to the gubernatorial debates? The crucial differences between Vermont’s top candidates — Democratic Peter Shumlin and Republican Brian Dubie— will be on display this weekend, when the politicians vie for the title of “best grocery bagger who also happens to be running for Vermont’s top office.” Viewers will get to see if one or both keep cool under pressure and, more importantly, who has the best spatial skills.

Assuming neither one chickens out, the candidates’ “bag off ” will take place on Saturday, September 25, at 1 p.m., as part of the VERMONT GROCERS’ ASSOCIATION annual convention. It immediately follows the real “best bagger” competition, which allows professionals in the field to show off their chops…

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Immediately, my own toast — a perfect, even brown, still hot from its descent into my Michael Graves for Target Black & Decker toaster — felt inadequate…

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Nothing was inept — in fact, many things were good — but the restaurant is in need of some hand-holding.

The spellings on the menu were the first hint that something was slightly amiss. Poutine was written as “pouitini.” One drink, composed of amaretto, Frangelico and Chambord, is called “Your Nuts.” I assume the owners intended to assert that the drinker is crazy, but accidentally made a reference to the old dingly-danglies instead. A proofreader was clearly in order…

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ll over Vermont, farmers are tugging potatoes out of the ground and picking winter squash in all the earthy colors of autumn leaves. Cooks, rediscovering the joy of roasting and braising as cool weather sets in, are snapping up those crops at outdoor markets and stores.

Perfectly timed to coincide with the harvest comes another crop, this one of new food-themed books by local authors.

One tells the story of a farm, just across the lake in Essex, N.Y., where the owners strive to grow and produce every type of sustenance their customers might need.

Another book aims to help eaters make veggies, meats, roots and fruits last all winter. The third explains why foods grown and produced in different places taste different, and why those subtle variations matter.

For sampling purposes, we present each work with a characteristic excerpt.

Happy reading during the coming cold months...

The Dirty Life: On Farming, Food, and Love by Kristin Kimball, Scribner, 276 pages. $25.

Nobody thinks farming is easy. But going from a bachelorette’s life in the Big Apple — one filled with shopping, theater and takeout — to owning a hardscrabble, horse-powered farm in upstate New York is almost unimaginable.

But that’s exactly what Kristin Kimball did after she met a handsome, idealistic farmer while on a writing assignment. In her memoir The Dirty Life, which will be released in October, Kimball tells the story of the couple’s first year running Essex Farm — a familiar food source for plenty of Vermonters, who reach it by ferry.

Kimball covers both sides, from the passion that inspired her to forsake her urban lifestyle to the fatigue that overtakes her and Mark — now her husband — when they work from predawn to dark each day almost without break. Her clear, lyrical descriptions and honesty make Kimball’s book an engaging and poignant read.

From one page to another, readers may

find their reactions vacillating from envy of the couple’s realization of their dream to misery over descriptions of injured animals that had to be put down.

Beyond the enticing prose, though, is hard, useful information about the Kimballs’ unique business model. Most farm shares yield their holders a mixed, predetermined basket of veggies every week. Essex Farm aims to provide everything members might need for their tables — from grains to dairy products to meats to maple syrup — and lets them take as much as they desire.

As the national economy continues to struggle and talk of peak oil and climate change gets louder, it can be reassuring to read a book like The Dirty Life. It demonstrates that one farm can feed a small village, and well. And that a squeamish urbanite used to prepackaged meat can learn to gut pigs and make blood pudding.

Having luxuries may fool us into thinking we are not adaptable, but Kimball shows us we are.

There is no better lesson in commitment than the cow. Her udder knows no exceptions or excuses. She must be milked, or she’ll suffer from her own fullness, and then she’ll get sick or dry up. Morning and evening, on holidays, in good weather and in bad, from the day she gives birth to her calf until the day ten months later when you dry her off, your cow is the frame in which you must fit your days, the twelve-hour tether beyond which you may no longer travel.

The Joy of Keeping a Root Cellar: Canning, Freezing, Drying, Smoking, and Preserving the Harvest by Jennifer Megyesi, Skyhorse Publishing, 271 pages. $14.95.

At first glance, this book’s title may seem to limit its audience to those who have a root cellar — or the time, space and inclination to create one. In fact, however, Megyesi’s guide could be useful to anyone who plans to preserve food for the winter, whether

food in the freezer or as jars of gem-colored preserves.

Dotted with colorful photographs, many of the author’s Royalton farm, the book offers tips on when to harvest different fruits and vegetables and lists the best storage methods for each. For instance, melons can be frozen, juiced or made into preserves, and mushrooms should be dried, canned, frozen or smoked.

Also valuable are a few recipes and a handful of charts, including one that tells new food producers how many seeds to plant for their desired yield.

The book’s main flaw is its lack of intuitive organization: To figure out what to do with a glut of tomatoes, for example, readers must read instructions in three different chapters, which aren’t crossreferenced. The key to preservation methods is so extensive that I kept forgetting what its abbreviations meant (LF is fermented or pickled; A stands for alcohol).

If you’re a food-preservation newbie with plenty of time to browse, Megyesi’s guide may be a boon. Expert canners and impatient readers may want to look elsewhere.

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Rowan Jacobsen of Calais, a multiple James Beard Award winner, has a way with words. Whatever he writes crackles with wit, whether he’s describing the flavor of a rare honey or an environmental disaster. He embraces juicy, underused adjectives.

In his newest work, Jacobsen makes

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American Terroir: Savoring the Flavors of Our Woods, Waters, and Fields by Rowan Jacobsen, Bloomsbury USA, 272 pages. $25.

Crinkleroot tastes like peanut and wasabi. Dried red-food boletes smell of cocoa and cherries; sweetgrass of almond paste and fresh cut hay …

Cattail hearts are the love child of cucumber and asparagus. Sea spinach, the robust and meaty green that garden spinach has always wanted to be, is undoubtedly the stuff that fortified Popeye. Dried beebalm petals smell … irreducible.

I could say they’re like oregano, orange peel, and saffron, but I’d be missing the mark.

They smell like the first time you walk into your lover’s apartment. 

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Modern society carries with it a general perception that luxury and wellbeing are hand in hand with instant gratification and social hierarchical status. The idea that leisure does not include self-reliance has reduced our ability to care for ourselves … If you don’t have the land or the ability to grow your own vegetables and fruits or raise your own meat, be creative.

Barter your tax-accounting skills for chicken and beef for the freezer; lend your carpentry skills to a farm in exchange for a bushel of cukes for pickling…

a case for paying more attention to our palates. After an introduction that lucidly explains the concept of terroir — the taste imparted by the place where a food is grown or produced — he takes the reader on a tour of the microclimates that create what are presumably some of his favorite foods. These include coffee from a mountainous Panamanian plantation, gooey Winnemere cheese from Vermont’s Jasper Hill Farm and briny Totten virginica oysters from Washington state.

Jacobsen’s expressions of gustatory exuberance have a chilling undercurrent, though. If we don’t sell more people on the idea that these foods matter, he suggests, some of them could go the way of the dodo. In a passage on the “coffee crisis,” for instance, Jacobsen writes, “Farmers who can’t get a specialty price for their coffee are switching to vigorous hybrids that look and taste like dirt, but the world coffee market doesn’t care.”

If the book has a flaw (and it’s a small one), it’s that occasionally Jacobsen reaches too far in search of stylistic color.

A Harry Potter reference feels flip and shoehorned in. A clumsy metaphor comparing wines to strippers is drawn out for two pages.

That particular depiction of lust may fall flat, but Jacobsen is wildly successful in inspiring desire for his terroir posterfoods. As I read, my mouth watered over hard cider from Lost Meadow Cidery in Calais and meaty mussels from Prince Edward Island. Jacobsen’s description of the dark amber syrup from Dragonfly Sugarworks was all the motivation I needed to pick up a bottle at the Burlington Farmers Market.

I imagine most readers of American Terroir will feel similarly compelled to get out there and taste the fruits of our own regions.

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Land of Plenty It’s only fitting that a celebration of the harvest’s bounty is similarly plentiful. There’s no shortage of musicians, dancers, storytellers and craftspeople at the 32nd annual Shelburne Farms Harvest Festival, which weaves in an appreciation for alternative energy. Alongside educational exhibits about the farm’s own photovoltaic roof panels and under-construction solar orchard, the Farm Barn courtyard offers visits with sheep, goats and cows; demonstrations on woodworking, weaving and rug hooking; and horse-drawn hay rides.

Festivalgoers can sample entertainment from Jon Gailmor, Atlantic Crossing, the Ed Larkin Old Time Contra Dancers, the Green Mountain Cloggers and Very Merry Theatre ... or opt to satisfy stomachs with nibbles of locally sourced flatbreads, cider doughnuts, gelato and cheese. Tuck in.

SHELBURNE FARMS HARVEST FESTIVAL Saturday, September 25, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., at Shelburne Farms. $5-8; free for children under 3.

Info, 985-8686. www.shelburnefarms.org

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Sweet Old Song For the last couple of years, Linda Radtke has been lost in the Vermont Historical Society’s sheetmusic archives. The Montpelier-based mezzo-soprano emerges this week, in authentic 1859 period dress, giving voice to a variety of her historical finds at the release party for her new album, Vermont History Through Popular Song. The 22 tracks, with piano accompaniment by John Lincoln, revive old-fashioned parlor songs, social-justice tunes, candidate jingles and more.

The goal is to “get these songs out of the vault and get them heard,” says Radtke, who calls the VHS’ catalogued archives “just an amazing collection.” Pianist Arthur Zorn joins her at a reception and short performance on Tuesday. “It’s a great way to learn history,” opines Radtke.

With ditties such as “Keep Cool and Keep Coolidge,” it’s pretty catchy, too.

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Tuesday, September 28, 7:30 p.m., at the Vermont Humanities Council in Montpelier.

Free. RSVPs appreciated but not required.

Info, 262-2626, ext. 309. www.vermonthumanities.org

LINDA RADTKE Saturday, September 25, 1 p.m., at Hinesburg Town Hall. Free. Info, 482-3295.

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Something’s brewing in the Mad River Valley, and the best way to find out what is to simply grab a cold one. The third annual SIPtemberFest draws 13 breweries from all over the state and beer aficionados from throughout the Northeast. The suds-tastic celebration is the brainchild of Lawson’s Finest Liquids founder and brewer Sean Lawson, Mad River Glen food and beverage manager Michael Witzel, and events planner Megan Schultz. The idea is to gather Vermont hops all in one place, including those drinks that won’t be found at just any bar — looking at you, Bobcat Café & Brewery. Others in attendance include the Shed Restaurant & Brewery, Trapp Family Lodge Brewery, Zero Gravity Brewing and the sole out-ofstater, Brewery Ommegang from Cooperstown, N.Y. It’s the “quintessential high-end brewery,” says Schultz.

Besides a hoppin’ bar, the family-oriented fest serves up local fare, tunes from the Gordon Stone Band and Abby Jenne and the Enablers, and lift rides.

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SIPTEMBERFEST Saturday, September 25, noon-5 p.m., at Mad River Glen in Waitsfield. $25 includes 10 tokens and souvenir glass; $510 for chairlift rides; free for designated drivers and those under 21. Info, 496-6466. www.siptemberfest.com megsevents@gmavt.net

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ne is the loneliest number this Saturday night, at least at an Essex Junction showcase shining the spotlight on duo dancing. Locals pair off on the dance floor, presenting a jam-packed program pirouetting from salsa and Latin-dance styles to English country dance, ballroom, the Lindy Hop, and everything in between. “We try to get as much in there [as possible] to give a good snapshot of the dancing that happens locally,” explains coorganizer Rachel Smith, who will also dance the chacha and Viennese waltz. Members from Salsalina dance studio, Vermont Swings and the Middlebury College swing team also take the floor. The showcase, now in its seventh year, supports Camp Ta-Kum-Ta, a resident camp for cancer patients or survivors ages 7 to 17. So ... are you ready to rumba?

PARTNER DANCE SHOWCASE

Saturday, September 25, 7-10 p.m., at Essex High School Auditorium. $10-25. Info, 598-6185. partnerdancebenefitvt.org partnerdancebenefitvt@gmail.com

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‘BUSINESS AFTER HOURS’: Organization and community leaders talk business at this brand-new networking event, streamed live on Channel 17. CCTV Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 5:25 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1645, ext.19.

education

‘FINDING A COLLEGE THAT’S RIGHT FOR YOU’: From college towns to social scenes to academics, high schoolers learn what factors to keep in mind for the big transition. Space is limited; preregister.

VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3177.

environment

ENERGY EDUCATION PROGRAM SERIES: Addressing the topic of “Wood Heat: What You Should Know,” local experts consider the pros and cons of this alternative energy option. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 385-1911.

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BURNHAM KNITTERS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

INVASIVE PLANT WORKSHOP & POTLUCK: Participants celebrate the harvest with a shared dinner while learning about problem plants and how to remove them. Preregister; call for directions. Private home, Richmond, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 434-4882.

TRADITIONAL CRAFT SATURDAYS: Experienced artisans demonstrate their expertise in pottery, wool crafts, basketmaking and more. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355.

film

‘BEING JOHN MALKOVICH’: John Cusack plays a puppeteer who happens upon a most unusual portal in Spike Jonze’s eccentric 1999 drama about identity. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

to let her go in this flick by Jay and Mark Duplass.

Cinema 1, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

FILM NIGHT: This screening series showcases modern films about current world issues, including war and peace, global warming, immigration and safe food. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.

‘LA MISSION’: In Peter Bratt’s 2009 drama, a macho excon dotes on his only son — until he discovers the boy is gay. Cinema 2, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

food & drink

ENOSBURG FALLS FARMERS MARKET: A morethan-20-year-old summer bazaar offers herbs, jellies, vegetables and just-baked goodies in the heart of the village. Lincoln Park, Enosburg Falls, 3-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 933-4503 or 933-6623.

GLUTEN-FREE SERIES: A store tour and dietary discussion kick off a six-month lineup of events for gluten-free individuals. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

LAMOILLE VALLEY YEAR-ROUND FARMERS ARTISAN MARKET: Farmers and food producers fill Vermonters’ totes with local and organic dining options, including eggs, cider, seeds and cow cheeses.

River Arts Center, Morrisville, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261.

MIDDLEBURY FARMERS MARKET: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes.

The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 388-0178, middleburyfm@yahoo.com.

SOUTH HERO FARMERS MARKET: Foodies take advantage of fresh-from-the-farm fare and other local goodies. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5912.

health & fitness

BONE BUILDERS: Folks bulk up their bone and muscle strength through guided exercises. Senior Citizens Center, Brandon, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 247-3121.

HOLISTIC HEALING DISCUSSION: Armand Altman, PhD, offers a healing process to treat food allergies, Candida, hypoglycemia and fatigue. Preregister.

Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermoun tain.com.

kids

BABYTIME: Crawling tots and their parents gather for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 6583659.

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‘A PARALLEL WORLD’: Award-winning local filmmaker Mira Niagolova screens her documentary about a refugee camp near the Kosovo border.

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Language Playgroup: Games, songs and stories expose children and their parents to different languages, including French, Spanish, Japanese and Ukrainian. Health Room, Bellows Free AcademyFairfax, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 242-9000.

Peter the Music Man: Educator Peter Alsen lets preschoolers try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘Story Time and Treasure Tales’: Toddlers and their caretakers take advantage of a wide variety of songs, crafts and activities. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

music

Hinesburg Community Band Rehearsals: New members are welcome as the community group polishes its pieces. Room 163, Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, 7:15-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 482-3010, rufpat@yahoo.com.

Phineas Gage CD Release Party: Erica Stroem, Rob Williams, James Kinne and Katherine Maund produce the “folk-gospel grassicana” found on their new album, Sunday Session. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 279-3364.

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‘Yo Gabba Gabba! Live!: There’s a Party in My City’: Music, animation, games, singing and dancing come together as favorite characters from the children’s TV show entertain all ages. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. & 6:30 p.m. $31.2544. Info, 863-5966.

words

Book Discussion: ‘When Cultures Meet’: Page turners focus on tomes, such as William Cronon’s Changes in the Land, that explore early contact between Europeans and Champlain Basin natives.

George Peabody Library, Post Mills, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 333-9724.

Jeanne Marie Beaumont: The New York City writer gives voice to a selection of her poems, including those from her new book, Burning of the Three Fires. Commons, Champlain Valley Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2428.

‘Prophetic Odyssey’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-5125.

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Field Walk: Visitors stroll through the trial garden on a tour emphasizing the winter squash, carrots, onions, root crops and more. High Mowing Organic Seeds, Wolcott, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6174.

Franklin County Chamber of Commerce Mixer: Economist Jeffrey Carr explores the “New Normal in the Economy” at a networking function.

Union Bank, St. Albans, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $8-10. Info, 524-2444.

The Great Vermont Corn Maze: Weather permitting, an 8.5-acre maze of maize lures labyrinth lovers outstanding in their field. Last person will be admitted at 3 p.m. Boudreau Farm, Danville, 10 a.m. $9-12; free for ages 4 and under. Info, 748-1399, info@vermontcornmaze.com.

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Corn Maze: Walkers navigate a labyrinth of 12 acres of organic corn. Boyden Farm, Cambridge, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. $5-7; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 644-5974.

Monarch Butterfly Tagging: In 2007, a blackand-orange flyer identified at the nature center was recovered in Mexico. Folks catch, tag and release the migrating monarchs to help with future connections. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206.

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Dewey Lounge, Old Mill Building, UVM, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2163.

Wagon Ride Wednesday: Riders lounge in sweet-smelling hay on scenic, horse-drawn routes.

Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355.

talks

Elizabeth Courtney: In “Busting the Myth of Either/Or,” the executive director of Vermont Natural Resources Council explains how to integrate economic and environmental interests. Room 203, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 635-1327.

Louis Cohen: The retired attorney considers Constitutional principles in modern law and practice. Cardinal Lounge, Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-4007.

Michael J. Tougias: The St. Mike’s alum and bestselling author shares stories and tips on beating the odds in “Survival Lessons: Peak Performance Under Pressure.” Room 101, Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

Michael Snyder: Timber! A Chittenden County forester emphasizes the importance of trees in Vermont. Town & Country Resort, Stowe, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 253-9011.

‘That Little Old Log Cabin’: Folks learn more about the roots of Western swing, the folk-music revival of the 1950s and ‘60s, and more. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 1 p.m. $20-40 membership to Osher Lifelong Learning Institute programs, or $5 donation. Info, 454-4675, ataplow@vtlink.net.

‘The Struggle for the Future of Higher Education’: United Academics, UVM’s faculty union, joins Gary Rhoades, general secretary of the American Association of University Professors, for a discussion about troubling university trends. John

business

‘The Business of Betterment’: Hal Colston of NeighborKeepers and Good News Garage, Peter Garang Deng of New Sudan Jonglei Orphans Fund, Verneda White of Human Intonation, and others speak from experience at this social entrepreneurship forum. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6490.

dance

‘In Search of Air’: Storytelling and choreography intersect as dancer Lida Winfield reflects on growing up with a learning disability. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $14-18. Info, 863-5966.

Rochester Contra Dance: Nancy Turner provides lively calling at this New England dance tradition to the music of the Old Sam Peabody Band. Musicians welcome to participate. Pierce Hall Community Center, Rochester, 7-10 p.m. $5-8. Info, 617-721-6743.

White Cloud Dance: Movement-arts teacher Madeleine Piat-Landolt helps others tap into the rhythmic flow of spontaneity. Open Sky Studio, Bristol, 7-9 p.m. $25. Info, 453-3690.

education

Herb School Open House: Core faculty of the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism introduce interested parties to herbalist training programs.

Tulsi Tea Room, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 224-7100, info@vtherbcenter.org.

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Autumn Equinox & Potluck: Folks give thanks for the harvest and foster internal balance over shared dishes. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 6-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 893-9966.

Chess Club: Checkmate! Board-game players try to attack the king with sly strategies. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $2-3.

Info, 363-5803.

Fall Season Kickoff: Apple pickers scour the trees for wooden fruit that’ll land them an iPod or iPad before tasting Woodchuck Cider samples, Shelburne Farms cheddar and local doughnuts.

Shelburne Orchards, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-0528.

Heritage Harvest Celebration: Abenaki Heritage Garden tours, clay-pot cooking and corngrinding demos, and a Slow Food Potluck build to a

hoedown conclusion. Intervale Center, Burlington, 3-10 p.m. $5 for barn dance; all other events are free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101.

Indoor Gardening Workshop: Localvores learn the steps to harvesting homegrown pea shoots in just seven days. Preregister. Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-8004, ext.

202, info@hungermountain.com.

PHP Users Meeting: Web developers of all levels delve into the basics of object-oriented programming with Matthew Weier O’Phinney. Preregister.

Found Line, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 3834737, ext. 11.

‘The Tunnel of Oppression’: Folks come face to face with racism, homophobia and domestic abuse in this learning exercise, part of the university’s Hazing Prevention Week. Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., noon-2 p.m. & 5-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 518-565-0145.

Traditional Craft Saturdays: See WED.22, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

film

Big Flicks at the Paramount: A revived theater works its way through notable films. This week’s feature is Taxi Driver. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6:30 p.m. & 9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 775-0903.

‘Cyrus’: See WED.22, 7 p.m.

‘Knight and Day’: Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz star in this high-energy action-comedy about a secret agent and a true “mission: impossible.”

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘When Love Is Not Enough: The Lois Wilson Story’: John Kent Harrison’s 2010 TV biopic follows the relationship between the cofounder of Alcoholics Anonymous Bill Wilson and his wife, the founder of Al-Anon. Yokum Lecture Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3366.

food & drink

Hinesburg Farmers Market: Growers sell bunched greens, goat meat and root veggies among vendors of pies, handmade soap and knitwear. United Church of Hinesburg, 3:30-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 482-3018, info@hinesburglionsfarmers market.org.

Jericho Farmers Market: Passersby graze through locally grown veggies, pasture-raised meats, area wines and handmade crafts. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-5455.

Lake Willoughby Farmers & Artisan Market: Performances by local musicians join produce, eggs, lemonade, gemstone jewelry, sun catchers and more to lure buyers throughout the warm months. Long Pond Road, Westmore, 3-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 525-8842.

‘Mondo Vino Wine-Tasting Dinner’: Spanish tapas, California salad and Gaucho steak meet their match in regional wines at this three-course pairing dinner. Call for reservations. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 5 p.m. $45. Info, 496-8994.

Senior Luncheon: Elders fill up on turkey burgers, five-bean salad, chips, and ice cream with berry sauce. Senior Citizens Center, Brandon, noon. Free.

Info, 247-3121.

South Royalton Farmers Market: More than a dozen vendors peddle various locally grown agricultural goods and unique crafts. Town Green, South Royalton, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-8087.

Winooski Farmers Market: Area growers and bakers offer their soil-grown and homemade wealth for shoppers to bring home. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 734-6175, wfm@ winooskidowntown.com.

health & fitness

Clifford Symposium: ‘Beyond Rx: Global Health’: A lineup of lectures, panel discussions,

film screenings and moderated debates gathers medical practitioners, pharmaceutical companies, activists and others to contemplate the primary concerns of the global health field. McCullough Social Space and McCardell-Bicentennial Hall.

Middlebury, 1:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5000.

Dr. Paul Samuel: Health nuts learn about “Eliminating Inflammation Through Diet and Nutrition” as the lecturer suggests foods and supplements for an invigorating lifestyle. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.

Dr. William Pendlebury: The director of the Memory Center at Fletcher Allen Health Care presents “Searching for Answers: Diagnosis and Treatment of Presymptomatic Alzheimer’s Disease.”

Preregister. Pleissner Gallery, Shelburne Museum, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3346, ext. 3397, education@ shelburnemuseum.org.

National Falls Awareness Day: On the first day of fall, folks learn about the leading cause of injury death among adults ages 65 or older in the U.S. — and how to prevent it. Other activities include Tai Chi, blood-pressure checks and exercise demos. University Mall, South Burlington, 6-9 a.m. & 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

kids

Lego Club: Future engineers, urban planners and pirates sharpen their skills with a big bucket of building blocks. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Lightbulb Lab: Bright thinkers ages 2 to 8 sharpen their skills with problem-solving and math activities. Preregister. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Music With Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Preschool Story Hour: Picture books and crafts captivate early bookworms. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 453-2366.

‘Spider Safari’: Little ones ages 3 to 5 and their adult companions discover what it’s like to be an arachnid by weaving webs, catching insects, and exploring the fields and forests. Preregister. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10-11 a.m. $8-10 per adult/child pair; $4 per additional child.

Info, 434-3068, vermont@audubon.org.

music

Vermont Symphony Orchestra: ‘Made in Vermont’ Tour: Anthony Princiotti conducts an “all-star” lineup of principal players, including a flute concerto by Albert Brouwer and a French horn solo

by Shelagh Abate. Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $6-24. Info, 800-876-9293, ext. 10.

outdoors

Corn Maze: See WED.22, 8 a.m.-7 p.m.

Sunset Aquadventure Foliage Paddle: Paddlers of all abilities relish the fiery autumn colors visible from the Waterbury Reservoir.

Preregister by 4:30 p.m.; meet at A-Side Swim Beach; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 5-7 p.m. $2-3 includes boat rentals; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 244-7103.

The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.22, 10 a.m.

talks

Alice Rothchild: The physician, author and activist offers words on “Across the Divide: The Struggle for Peace and Justice in Israel and Palestine.” Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-4011 or 229-2955.

Brian O’Connor & Yuki Davis: In “Mt. Abe Students Explore Life Across the Pacific,” the two high school seniors recap their recent travels in

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Francis ‘Jess’ robinson: The senior research supervisor of the Champlain Bridge Archaeological Project highlights the evidence of 9000 years of human occupation found at Chimney Point this summer. Waterbury Senior Center, 7-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 244-7036.

Kairos shen: Boston’s chief planner lays down the groundwork for formulating a vision for economic and physical development. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 425-6162.

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‘Phèdre’: catamount arts center: Helen Mirren stars in Jean Racine’s dark tale of forbidden love, presented by the National Theatre of London through a broadcast. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $10-23. Info, 748-2600.

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Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $10-20. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘the comPLete history oF america — abridged’: Lost Nation Theater squashes 600 years of history into 6000 seconds in a show described as “‘The Daily Show’ meets the Marx Brothers.” Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $5-25. Info, 229-0492. ‘the drawer boy’: An actor observes the lives of two farmers to polish his role, and slowly uncovers what binds the old bachelors together in Michael Healey’s drama. Waterbury Festival Playhouse, Waterbury Center, 7:30 p.m. $20-22. Info, 498-3755. ‘the Light in the Piazza’: While on a tour of the Tuscan countryside, a protective American mother tries to break up the budding romance between her daughter and a handsome Florentine in this musical by the Stowe Theatre Guild. Town Hall Theatre, Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10-22. Info, 253-3961, tickets@stowetheatre.com.

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biLL morgan: The author of The Typewriter Is Holy: The Complete, Uncensored History of the Beat Generation spins the story of the midcentury social movement. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

JuLie cadwaLLader-staub: The Vermont writer offers choice words from her first collection of poems, Face to Face. Coach Barn at Shelburne Farms, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8686.

Phoenix writing grouP: Pen-and-paper scribblers of all genres and levels of expertise read and discuss original works. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

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argentinean tango: Shoulders back, chin up!

With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

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caLcutta night: An open auction raises funds for the Ronald McDonald House Charities. Cash bar, 6 p.m.; dinner and calcutta, 6:30 p.m. Elks Lodge, Burlington, 6 p.m. $75 includes dinner for two and one ball. Info, 862-4943, deanna_cameron@ comcast.net. ecosew worKshoP: ‘Let’s maKe PothoLders!’: Crafters fashion posh oven mitts from secondhand supplies. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $25 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417.

Rich music and luscious composition highlight this beautiful romance between a young American woman and a handsome Florentine.

homecoming & FamiLy weeKend: Educational seminars, discussion panels, networking receptions, an alumni dinner, fireworks and more foster connections on campus. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 12:30-10 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2090.

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intro to Prehistoric Pottery vesseLs: Clay workers ages 10 and up learn traditional Native American techniques for the craft with instructor Charlie Paquin. Space is limited; preregister.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 1:30-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. tertuLia Latina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español.

Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. traditionaL craFt saturdays: See WED.22, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

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stowe oKtoberFest: From brews to bratwursts and foliage to face painting, this 14th annual harvest festival includes music by German Oompah bands Die Lustigen Almdudler and the Inseldudle, a grand parade, and more. Jackson Arena, Stowe, 7-11 p.m. Various prices. Info, 253-4788.

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‘cairo time’: Patricia Clarkson stars in Ruba Nadda’s romantic drama about a woman’s unexpected fling in an exotic, Egyptian setting. Cinema 1, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

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‘entre nos’: Gloria La Morte and Paola Mendoza’s 2009 drama examines the struggles of new Americans through the eyes of Colombian native Mariana and her two young sons. Cinema 2, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $4-7.

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cheLsea Farmers marKet: A 35-year-old town-green tradition supplies shoppers with meat, cheese, vegetables, fine crafts and weekly entertainment. North Common, Chelsea, 3-6:30 p.m.

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dance Party: The Phil Abair Band amps up attendees at a celebration marking the five-year anniversary of Rural Route Today. Old Lantern, Charlotte, 8 p.m. $10; cash bar. Info, 425-2120, ext.

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academic convocation & FacuLty awards ceremony: Political scientist Dr. Patricia Siplon speaks at this annual affair, now honoring Dr. Robert Butler as an inductee to the Alumni Academic Hall of Fame. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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michaeL tamura: Digging into 35 years of experience as a clairvoyant healer, the author of You Are the Answer: Discovering and Fulfilling Your Soul’s Purpose chases a lecture with a book signing.

Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

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gerry boyLe: The acclaimed mystery author puts intrepid reporter Jack McMorrow back in action in his latest crime novel, Damaged Goods. Dartmouth Bookstore, Hanover, N.H., 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-3616 .

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Fair Haven Farmers Market: Community entertainment adds flair to farm produce. Fair Haven Park, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-282-9781.

Feast of Our Farms: More than two dozen local farmers, cheesemakers, brewers, vintners and other food producers share samples at this grazing dinner. The Freeman Corey Trio deliver old-time fiddle tunes. Tent and Red Barn, Inn at Baldwin Creek & Mary’s Restaurant, Bristol, 6-9:30 p.m. $24-55. Info, 453-2432.

Five Corners Farmers Market: Farmers share the bounty of the growing season at an open-air exchange. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-6701 or 355-3143, essexcommu nityfarmersmarket@yahoo.com.

‘Foodways Fridays’: Historic recipes get a revival as folks learn how heirloom garden veggies become seasonal dishes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $3-12.

Info, 457-2355.

Hardwick Farmers Market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2337, hardwick farmersmarket@gmail.com.

Hartland Farmers Market: Everything from freshly grown produce to specialty food abounds at outdoor stands highlighting the local plenitude.

Hartland Public Library, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 4362500, hartlandfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

Ludlow Farmers Market: Merchants divide a wealth of locally farmed products, artisanal eats and unique crafts. Okemo Mountain School, Ludlow, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 734-3829.

Lyndonville Farmers Market: Ripe fruits and veggies highlight an outdoor sale of locally grown eats. Bandstand Park, Lyndonville, 3-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 533-7455, lyndonfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

Richmond Farmers Market: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Calloway Taxi take the stage with a cappella jazz vocals, 5-6 p.m. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 434-5273.

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Westford Farmers Market: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 370-4077, info@westfordfarmersmarketvt.org.

Drop-In Story Time: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers enjoy stories from picture books accompanied by finger plays and action rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956, brownell_library@yahoo.com.

Clifford Symposium: ‘Beyond Rx: Global Health’: See THU.23, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

Light the Night Walk: Illuminated balloons brighten the way for folks raising funds for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society on a leisurely stroll. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 233-0014.

Comics Club: Doodlers, writers and readers alike have fun with the funnies. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Community Playgroup: Kiddos convene for fun via crafts, circle time and snacks. Heath Room, Bellows Free Academy-Fairfax, 9-10:30 a.m. Free.

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Kids’ Movie: A cabbie takes it upon himself to protect two young siblings with special powers in the adventure flick Race to Witch Mountain. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘Story Time and Treasure Tales’: See WED.22, 10:30 a.m.

Success by Six Playgroup & Storytime: Stories, activities and snacks amuse youngsters.

Bent Northrop Memorial Library, Fairfield, 9:30-11

a.m. Free. Info, 827-3945, bentnorthrop@ gmail.com.

music

Green Mountain Swing: Central Vermont’s 18-piece ensemble produces big-band sounds to support its Shep Resnik Scholarship Fund, which aids local middle and high school students with music education costs. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 272-4284.

Justin Perdue Trio: Jazz guitar permeates original compositions. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

Lazerdisk Partyboat: This grand finale cruise features entertainment from Lazerdisk Party Sex, DJ Craig Mitchell and hip-hop dance crew Cheeks.

Spirit of Ethan Allen III, Burlington, 10 p.m. $10-20; ages 21 and up. Info, 862-8300.

Pageant Rehearsal: Vermonters organize a song celebration of American folk icon Pete Seeger.

All Together Now, East Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 454-1461 or 223-1242.

Piano Recital: New Hampshire-based musician Naho Bessho works through classical compositions by Weber, Fauré, Mendelssohn, Medtner and Rachmaninoff. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 603-969-0674.

Summer Music at Grace: Five-piece band PossumHaw create acoustic bluegrass originals.

Grace Episcopal Church, Sheldon, 7:30-9:30 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 326-4603.

Vermont Symphony Orchestra: ‘Made in Vermont’ Tour: See THU.23, Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7:30 p.m. $6-24.

Info, 635-1476.

Vermont Youth Orchestra Fall Concert: Ronald Braunstein leads the orchestra through Dvořák’s Slavonic Dances, Bach’s Air overture, Bernstein’s overture to West Side Story and Beethoven’s Symphony no. 5 in C Minor. St. Mary’s Church, St. Albans, 8 p.m. $2-5. Info, 655-5030.

outdoors

Corn Maze: See WED.22, 8 a.m.-7 p.m.

‘Staying Found’: Wilderness wanderers learn how to navigate with compasses and maps. Meet at B-Side Playground; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 6-7 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 244-7103.

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Burlington Book Festival: The Queen City puts on its reading glasses for three days of workshops, panels and social events focused on the written word. A host of eminent authors — including Howard Frank Mosher, Galway Kinnell and Rick Moody — offer readings citywide. Various locations, Burlington, noon-7:30 p.m. Visit www.burlington bookfestival.com for events, times and prices. Info, 658-3328.

Howard Frank Mosher: Tales of wilderness adventure, mystery and love in the time of the Civil War fill the author’s latest book, Walking to Gatlinburg, which is featured at this reading.

Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 482-5189.

Open Poetry Slam: Stanzas spring to life from the lips of local scribes. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994.

Wallace Stegner Literary Weekend: A former Greensboro resident and writer inspires three days of art exhibits, panel discussions, film screenings, poetry readings and more. Preregister. Highland Lodge & XC Center, Greensboro, 3:30-10 p.m. $10-30 per day; residential rates available. Info, 533-2647.

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Town Meeting: Got Internet? Sen. Bernie Sanders, administrator for the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Rural Utilities Service Jonathan Adelstein and president of Vermont Telephone Company Michel Guite discuss Vermont’s broadband future. Judd Hall, Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 800-339-9834.

dance

Elisa Monte Dance: Cultural influences and rigorous athleticism thread through the companyin-residence’s “Raw and Uncut” performance. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $12-14. Info, 518-523-2512.

The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.22, 10 a.m.

Guest Artist Workshop Series: Tiffany Rhynard introduces students to contact improvisation techniques, which blend athletic moves with partner exercises. Space is limited; call to preregister. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-noon. $36; $18 for drop-ins.

Info, 229-4676.

Wildflower Wander: Flora fans spy late bloomers on an identification walk, while kids get busy with leaf prints and more. Meet at Nature Center; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 244-7103.

Norwich Contra Dance: Caller Ruth Sylvester organizes feet in soft-soled shoes to live tunes by Cuckoo’s Nest. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8-11 p.m. $8; free for under 16; donations accepted for seniors. Info, 785-4607, rbarrows@cs.dartmouth.edu.

talks

Partner Dance Showcase: From the tango to the waltz to the rumba, local dancers make graceful pairs at a benefit for Camp Ta-Kum-Ta. See calendar spotlight. Auditorium, Essex High School, Essex Junction, 7-10 p.m. $10-25. Info, 598-6185, partnerdancebenefitvt@gmail.com.

Alice Rothchild: The physician, author and activist offers words on “Health and Human Rights: The Struggle for Peace and Justice in Israel and Palestine.” Chapel, First Congregational Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-4011 or 229-2955.

Rowan Jacobsen: The Vermont author of American Terroir: Savoring the Flavors of Our Woods, Waters and Fields explains why foods and wines from different origins taste unique. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 864-3516.

Tom Schaller: In “The Challenges and Opportunities of Online Media,” the University of Maryland associate professor of political science and recent “Colbert Report” guest takes a comprehensive look at web tools. Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 2-3:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 518-565-0145.

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‘The Complete History of America — Abridged’: See THU.23, 8 p.m.

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‘Training for Transition’ Workshop & Regional Gathering: See FRI.24, 9 a.m.4:30 p.m.

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Antique Appraisal Day: Hiding treasures in your attic? Collectors discover the monetary value of family heirlooms, jewelry, furniture, art and more. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $7 per item; $25 per four items. Info, 388-2117.

Barn & Bake Sale: Forty-five families pool their excess children’s toys, clothing, household goods, books and more alongside a table of baked treats.

Proceeds benefit the Saxon Hill School. Harvest

Market Field, Underhill, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3622 or 897-7994.

Basic Computer Tutoring for Seniors: Preregistered seniors conquer newfangled technology in a no-stress environment. Call ahead for a specific time. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

‘Better L8 Than Never Car Show’: Flashy rides attract deserved attention in this vehicle worshiping competition for class trophies. Muffler raps, live tunes and food augment the auto-based amusements. Recreation Field, Bristol, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free; donations accepted for Camp Ta-Kum-Ta. Info, 388-7951, ext. 1.

Book Sale: Bibliophiles stock up on reading material, choosing from hundreds of used tomes. Town Green, Bristol, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366.

Chandler Open House: Ditties by Old Bones, Beth Telford and Jim Green, and keyboard artist Chris Smith provide a cheery atmosphere for exploring the performing-arts building and gallery.

Artists will be on hand to speak about their installations. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 728-9878.

Digital Video Editing: Final Cut Pro users learn basic concepts of the editing software. Preregister.

VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

EcoSew: ‘Let’s Learn Block Printing!’: Old duds get glam when their owners apply eco-friendly designs. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417.

‘Evening Song’: A “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”-themed fundraiser and gala benefits the Cancer Patient Support Program. Robert E. Miller Expo Centre, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 6 p.m. $150. Info, 847-7664.

Final Cut Pro Open Lab: Apprentice film editors complete three tracks of exercises as a VCAM staff member lends a hand. Preregister. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

French Roundtable: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session.

Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050.

Fundraising Sale: The exchange of household items raises funds for the legal expenses incurred in the preservation of 198 East Avenue. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 922-7554.

Historic Tour of UVM: Folks register online, then meet at Ira Allen’s statue to tour the campus’ modest early clapboards and grand Victorians, led by professor emeritus William Averyt. University Green, UVM, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 656-8673.

Homecoming & Family Weekend: See FRI.24, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.

IRS Open House: Taxpayers, especially veterans and people with disabilities, receive assistance resolving problems and responding to IRS notices. U.S. Government Internal Revenue Service, Burlington, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 859-9308.

Museum Member Volunteer Day: Good Samaritans spare a few hours to spruce up the landscape. Shelburne Museum, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free.

Info, 985-3346, ext. 3349.

Plant Sale: Folks take home bare-root balsam fir plants to support the community conservation projects of the Underhill Conservation Commission, Jericho Conservation Commission and the JerichoUnderhill Land Trust. Underhill Harvest Festival Grounds, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-2974.

‘Schoolhouse Rock’: SuperSounds DJ spins tunes for a back-to-school skating celebration.

Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 7:45-9:45 p.m. $5; additional $3 for skate rentals. Info, 865-7558.

Ski & Snowboard Sale: Prepared for powder?

Athletes swap new and used winter apparel. Drop off used equipment on Friday from 5-8 p.m. South

‘The Drawer Boy’: See THU.23, 7:30 p.m.

‘The Light in the Piazza’: See THU.23, 8 p.m.

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Telluride film feSTiVal: See FRI.24, 4 p.m. & 7 p.m.

TradiTional CrafT SaTurdayS: See WED.22, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

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Tree Sale: Tree huggers learn about native species and fall planting from professional growers while examining organically grown specimens for sale. Nursery tour, 12:30 p.m. Intervale Center, Burlington, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 114.

VergenneS opera HouSe road rally: Drivers rev engines on a scenic tour with a focus on lake history. Proceeds benefit the opera house.

Vergennes City Park, Vergennes, 9 a.m. $125 for one-passenger motorcycle; $250 for car or motorcycle with driver and navigator; $50 per additional passenger. Info, 877-6737.

WaTerfronT Walking Tour: Preservation Burlington takes history and architecture buffs on a two-hour tour of the industrial history of the Queen City’s waterfront. Meet at the visitor’s center at the bottom of College Street, Waterfront Park, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $10. Info, 522-8259, info@ preservationburlington.org.

Wood-CarVing demo: Visitors avid about avians see trees being whittled into models of various bird species. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. Free with regular admission, $3-6. Info, 434-2167.

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BriSTol HarVeST feSTiVal: Townspeople welcome back apples, scarecrows and cooler weather with bandstand music, a craft fair, an apple-pie contest and pony rides. Town Green, Bristol, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7951, ext. 1. fine furniTure & WoodWorking feSTiVal: Live music enhances the mood while furniture makers and wood artisans present demonstrations and goods for sale. Union Arena, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $10; free for ages 18 and under. Info, 747-7900.

HineSBurg fall feSTiVal & HarVeST dinner: Live music, art, historical displays, a farmers market and local food fill this fifth annual town celebration. Harvest Dinner takes place at the United Church parish hall. Hinesburg Town Hall, 9 a.m.-8:30 p.m. $10 for dinner; all other events are free. Info, 482-3295 or 482-4691 for dinner tickets.

SHelBurne farmS HarVeST feSTiVal: Celebrate autumnal abundance in style with horse-drawn hay rides, storytelling, fall foods and music. See calendar spotlight. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $5-8; free for children under 3. Info, 985-8686.

THe peru fair: For the 31st year, crafters and food vendors fill the village green, along with a pig roast, and hay and pony rides. Proceeds benefit the Peru Scholarship Fund. Town Center, Peru, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. $5-10 suggested admission. Info, 824-4359.

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‘BrigHT STar’: Jane Campion’s period drama captures the last years of 19th-century poet John Keats’ life, and his romance with Fanny Brawne.

Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘enTre noS’: See FRI.24, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. manHaTTan SHorT film feSTiVal: See FRI.24, 1-11 p.m.

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enoSBurg fallS farmerS markeT: See WED.22, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. fall equinox & HarVeST feaST: Locally grown and produced foods — think apple cider, roasted veggies, pot roast and homemade pies — celebrate the bounty of the county. Historical Society, Bakersfield, 5:30 p.m. $4-8. Info, 827-3042.

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grand iSle farmerS markeT: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Joseph Church Hall, Grand Isle, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5912. groTon groWerS markeT: Rain or shine, Vermonters relish a potpourri of area edibles, running the gamut from goat cheese to pastries to fruits. Veterans Memorial Park, Groton, 9 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 584-3595 or 584-3310, groton growers@gmail.com.

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middleBury farmerS markeT: See WED.22, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. milTon farmerS markeT: Honey, jams and pies alike tempt seekers of produce, crafts and maple goodies. Milton Grange, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 893-7734. mounT Tom farmerS markeT: Twenty-five purveyors of garden-fresh crops, pasta, herbs and spices set up shop for the morning. Mount Tom, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 763-8617. norTHWeST farmerS markeT: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Local artists Karen DayVath, Paule Gingras, Meta Strick and Clair Dunn display original prints, paintings and mixed-media for Art in the Park. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. norWiCH farmerS markeT: Neighbors discover fruits, veggies and other riches of the land, not to mention baked goods, handmade crafts and local entertainment. Next to Fogg’s Hardware & Building Supply and the Bike Hub. Route 5 South, Norwich, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 384-7447. poTaTo piCkin’ parTy: After a field crop mob, agriculture enthusiasts raise money to provide subsidized CSA shares to low-income families through a pig roast also featuring grilled soy tofu, Vermont brews and localvore fried dough. Fair Food Farm, East Calais, 2-7 p.m. Free. Info, 456-0060. randolpH farmerS markeT: Open-air stalls boast crops straight from the soil, prepared foods, farm products and tchotchkes. Central Street, Randolph, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 728-9123. ruTland CounTy farmerS markeT: Downtown strollers find high-quality fruits and veggies, mushrooms, fresh-cut flowers, sweet baked goods and artisan crafts within arms’ reach. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4813.

SipTemBerfeST: Find out what’s brewing in Vermont through beer tastings, local food, lift rides and live music. Partial proceeds benefit the Mad River Path Association. See calendar spotlight.

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“Hey look - it’s my baby brother Ryan!” Landon Mansfield returned to CVMC Garden Path Birthing Center almost two years after his parents celebrated his birth to welcome baby brother Ryan Gordon Mansfield. All eyes were on the adorable little brothers.

They look exactly alike. Ryan arrived on September 12.

He weighed 10 lbs. and was 21” long. The jury is out on whether his hair will be as red as his big brother’s but everyone is pretty certain they will make lots of trouble together. And we’re pretty sure dad has a couple of Boston Red Sox hats just waiting for his little guys.

Allison, Lance, Landon and Ryan Mansfield live in Duxbury. We wish them infinite happiness.

Nancy Bahnsen, RN, Ob Nurse

Emily Urquhart-Scott, MD, Pediatrician

Marie L. Zagroba, MD, Anesthesiologist

Central Vermont Medical Center Central To Your Well Being / www.cvmc.org Central Vermont OB/GYN & MIDWIFERY 371-5961. Call 371-4613 to schedule a tour of our Garden Path Birthing Center.

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‘Cairo Time’: See FRI.24, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m.

derBy farmerS markeT: Chemical-free veggies and other seasonal eats are up for grabs. Elks Lodge, Derby, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 3342580.

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VermonT life Wine & HarVeST feSTiVal: Give a hip-hip-hooray to Vermont producers at this weekend showcase of local wines, specialty foods and artisans. Visit www.thevermontfestival.com for other related area celebrations. Mount Snow, West Dover, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $10; free for kids under 5. Info, 877-887-6884.

CapiTal CiTy farmerS markeT: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. Spider Roulette take the stage.

60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958, manager@montpelierfarmersmarket. com.

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SToWe okToBerfeST: See FRI.24, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.

BurlingTon farmerS markeT: Sixty-two vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

Free. Info, 310-5172, info@burlingtonfarmersmar ket.org.

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old-faSHioned HarVeST markeT: This community celebration of autumn agriculture features family-friendly hay rides, a Harvest Fun Run & Walk, a craft fair, a crosscut log-sawing contest, and the requisite cider, baked goods and jams.

United Church of Underhill, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-1722.

BriSTol farmerS markeT: Weekly music and kids’ activities add to the edible wares of local food and craft vendors. Town Green, Bristol, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 453-7397, sallyb_sallyb@yahoo. com.

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Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, noon-5 p.m. $25; $5-10 for chairlift rides; free for designated drivers and those under 21. Info, 496-6466, megsevents@ gmavt.net.

Shelburne Farmers Market: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheeses and local novelties grace outdoor tables at a presentation of the season’s best. Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Free. Info, 985-2472.

Waitsfield Farmers Market: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

Williston Farmers Market: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly open-air affair. Town Green, Williston, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

Free. Info, 735-3860, christinamead@willistonfarm ersmarket.com.

health & fitness

Clifford Symposium: ‘Beyond Rx: Global Health’: See THU.23, 9 a.m.-3 p.m.

Integrative Health Fair: Nutritional health screenings, applied kinesiology and chiropractic evaluations and chair massages put the emphasis on holistic and green living. Cedar Wood Chiropractic and Natural Health Center, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 238-8032.

Plattsburgh Start! Heart Walk: A one- or three-mile trek supports the American Heart Association. Health screenings, live music, a kids’ bounce house and more round out the walk.

Registration, 8:30 a.m.; walk begins at 10 a.m. U.S. Oval, Plattsburgh, 8:30 a.m. Donations accepted.

Info, 518-562-8352.

kids

Mommy/Baby Workout: Fitness exercises strengthen bodies and bonds between mother and child. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Read to a Dog: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

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Saturday Stories: Picture books catch the attention of kids of all ages. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

music

Dougie MacLean: The Scottish singer-songwriter leads a journey through his guitar- and fiddle-infused compositions. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $30. Info, 457-3981.

Fall Foliage Choir Concert: English madrigals, classical compositions and classic rock from the Green Mountain College Choir and Cantorion usher in the academic year. Clara Hitchcock Fitzpatrick Jones Concert Hall. Green Mountain College, Poultney, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 287-8926.

Linda Radtke: The musician gives a costumed rundown of major state benchmarks in “Vermont History Through Song.” See calendar spotlight.

Hinesburg Town Hall, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3295.

Maple Jam: The a cappella jazz ensemble reprises vocal arrangements by Gene Puerling, the Swingle Singers, Take 6 and others. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

Prana: The local band reprises its songs with jazz, folk, reggae and lounge twists. The Block Gallery, Winooski, 6-9 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 373-5150.

Recorder Playing Group: Musicians produce early folk and baroque melodies. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 6580030, info@prestomusic.net.

The Michele Fay Band: A traditional swing and bluegrass band produces spirited tunes and soft ballads. Underhill Harvest Festival Grounds, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3302.

Vermont Contemporary Music Ensemble: In “Zephyr Dreams,” flutes, clarinets and bassoons

go to town on new works by Thomas Read, David Gunn, Belinda Reynolds, Marc Mellits and more.

FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12-22. Info, 863-5966.

‘Vermont Sings for Peace’: Counterpoint, the Essex Children’s Choir, the Grace Church Festival Chorus, House Blend, Maiden Vermont and the South Burlington Community Chorus offer melodies of peace and hope. Proceeds benefit the Peace & Justice Center of Vermont. First Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 540-1784.

Vermont Museum, Huntington, 6:30-9 p.m. $10.

Info, 434-2167.

Kate Smith: The artist paints a picture of the varied application possibilities of acrylics in a lecture and demonstration. Space is limited; call to register. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m.-1 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-1236.

Vermont Symphony Orchestra: ‘Made in Vermont’ Tour: See THU.23, Alexander Twilight Theatre, Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, 7:30 p.m. $6-24. Info, 800-876-9293, ext. 10.

Vermont Historical Society Meeting & Fall Conference: In “Blizzards, Foliage, Floods and Mud: Vermont History for All Seasons,” cartoonist Jeff Danziger, storyteller Burr Morse and meteorologist Roger Hill share tales from the past with a weather focus. Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $15-20 for conference and lunch; book sale and VHS member meeting are free. Info, 479-8500.

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Corn Maze: See WED.22, 8 a.m.-7 p.m.

Fall Foliage Frolic: Crunchy leaves add an autumnal soundtrack to a woods walk examining the archaeological remains of old farmsteads. Meet at History Hike parking lot; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 10 a.m.-noon. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 244-7103.

Fall Migration Bird Walk: Stroll fields and woods at the height of songbird migration to witness warblers, tanagers and thrushes on the move.

North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 229-6206.

Lamoille River Fall Walk: Meander down a trail in autumnal glory with Milton Conservation Commission members. Ritchie Ave., Milton, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 893-2542.

‘Making Tracks & Seeing Skins’: Explorers look for signs of furry friends by using track molds, plaster of Paris and more. Meet at the Nature Center; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 244-7103.

Night Ghost Hike: Flashlight holders spy owls, bats and other denizens of the dark on a journey to Ricker Cemetery, where Vermont ghost tales await.

Meet at History Hike parking lot; call to confirm.

Little River State Park, Waterbury, 6-8 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 244-7103.

The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.22, 10 a.m.

‘Wonderful Water Critters!’: Frogs, salamanders and dragonflies make appearances on a wet walk. Meet at the Nature Trail to Stevenson Brook; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 2-3:30 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 244-7103.

sport

Aikido Workshop: Folks learn about the physical movements of the Japanese martial art following a demonstration by students of all ages. Aikido of Champlain Valley, Burlington, 11 a.m.-12:45 p.m.

Free. Info, 951-8900.

‘Let’s Ride FAR’: Cyclists soak up scenic views of the Adirondacks, Green Mountains and Champlain Valley on a 15- or 38-mile benefit for the Foundation for Alcoholism Research. Village Green, Bridport, 9 a.m. $30-40; half price for children 16 and under. Info, 758-2243.

Vermont Roller Derby: The Green Mountain Derby Dames defend their flat-track turf from the Greater Toronto Area Roller Girls. Fenton Chester Arena, Lyndon Center, 5-8:30 p.m. $4-8; free for Lyndon State College students with ID. Info, 626-9361.

talks

2010 Faculty Chalk Talk: In “A Tear at the Edge of Creation,” physics, astronomy and natural philosophy professor Marcelo Gleiser poses a radical new vision for life. Alumni Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 10 a.m.-11 p.m.

Free. Info, 603-646-9159.

‘Birds and Birding in Panama and the Darien’: Speakers Kimberly Sultze and Jon Hyde lead a photographic tour of the diverse birdlife of Central America, which boasts everything from hummingbirds to macaws. Wine and cheese reception, 6:30 p.m.; lecture begins at 7 p.m. Birds of

‘Homeland Prosperity?’: The ties between land and war offer plenty of material for a performanceart variety show and fundraiser for Burlington Permaculture. North End Studio, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 863-6713, jb4pax@yahoo.com.

Howard Burnham: The British actor and playwright brings Revolutionary War character the Marquis de Lafayette to life before a Q&A session.

Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 1-3 p.m. $5; free for kids under 14. Info, 948-2000.

MOMIX: The internationally known company of dancer-illusionists blends athletic dance, acrobatics, wild costumes and inventive props. Lyndon Institute, Lyndon Center, 7:30 p.m. $26-43. Info, 748-2600.

‘Phèdre’: Catamount Arts Center: See THU.23, 2 p.m.

‘The Complete History of America — Abridged’: See THU.23, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘The Drawer Boy’: See THU.23, 7:30 p.m.

Lincoln Hill Sign Dedication: Elise Guyette, historian and author of Discovering Black Vermont: African American Farmers in Hinesburg, 1790-1890 illuminates the history of the town’s early settlers as a commemorative plaque is unveiled. Lincoln Hill, Hinesburg, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189.

Plant Sale: See SAT.25, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

fairs & festivals

Fine Furniture & Woodworking Festival: See SAT.25, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

Old-Fashioned Harvest Market: See SAT.25, 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m.

Stowe Oktoberfest: See FRI.24, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

Vermont Life Wine & Harvest Festival: See SAT.25, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

film

‘Cairo Time’: See FRI.24, 1:30 p.m. & 7 p.m.

‘Entre Nos’: See FRI.24, 1:30 p.m. & 7 p.m.

Manhattan Short Film Festival: See FRI.24, 1-11 p.m.

Telluride Film Festival: See FRI.24, 4 p.m. & 7 p.m.

food & drink

Annual Pie Fest & Cider House Run: Apple aficionados submit a two-crusted pastry for judging, participate in a walk or run through the orchard, or stick around to eat the pie entries. Preregister for race or pie contest. Shelburne Orchards, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $15 registration for the race. Info, 985-4410, meganjhumphrey@gmail.com.

‘Eating Well on a Budget’: Foodies put a lid on spending by taking a tour of the store’s most affordable items. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 861-9700.

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Harvest Dinner: Turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, squash, pies and more make their way onto plates at an annual feast. Municipal Building, Orleans, 11:45 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $5-10; $30 per family.

Info, 754-2274.

Gerry Boyle: The acclaimed mystery author puts intrepid reporter Jack McMorrow back in action in his latest crime novel, Damaged Goods. Kingdom Books, Waterford, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 751-8374.

Stowe Farmers Market: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027 or 498-4734, info@stowevtfarmers market.com.

‘The Light in the Piazza’: See THU.23, 8 p.m.

Burlington Book Festival: See FRI.24, 9 a.m.9 p.m.

Thomas Braga: The SUNY Plattsburgh professor emeritus reads from Shriners, his latest book of poems. North Country Cultural Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 2 p.m. Free. Info, 518-565-0145.

health & fitness

Wallace Stegner Literary Weekend: See FRI.24, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m.

Laughter Yoga for Beginners: Smiling participants split their sides chuckling at this fun and gentle yogic exercise for overall health and happiness. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m.

Free. Info, 860-1525.

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dance

Classical Cambodian Dance Workshop: Khmer Arts Ensemble members teach barefooted dancers a centuries-old art form. Preregister.

Straus Dance Studio, Berry Sports Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4-5:30 p.m. $15.

Info, 603-646-2010.

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Art in the Park: Crafty kids work with animal tracks and leaves. Nature Center; call to confirm.

Little River State Park, Waterbury, 9 a.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 244-7103.

Babysitter Mingle: Parents of tots in need of minding meet potential student caregivers — and kids in attendance get a say in the matter.

Preregister. Livak Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 656-9405, alicia.taylor@uvm.edu.

Barn & Bake Sale: See SAT.25, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Read to a Dog: See SAT.25, 1-2 p.m.

Burlington Area Scrabble Club: Triple-lettersquare seekers spell out winning words. New players welcome. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558.

Sukkah Party: Kids help decorate the hut traditionally constructed for this weeklong Jewish festival. Pizza provided. Chabad of Vermont, Burlington, noon-2 p.m. Free. Info, 347-743-7130.

Chess Club: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

‘Sundays for Fledglings’: Youngsters go avian crazy in hiking, acting, writing or exploring activities. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2-2:45 p.m. $2.50-6 for kids; free for adults. Info, 434-2167.

French Conversation Group: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

music

After Dark Music Series: Contemporary bluegrass multi-instrumentalist and Grammy winner Tim O’Brien offers a selection of his songs.

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Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $35-37. Info, 388-0216.

CD Release ConCeRt: Julee Glaub and Mark Weems of Little Windows perform traditional Irish and Appalachian tunes from their new release, Healing at the Roots: Songs of Renewal. Special guest Lane Gibson joins in. Ascension Lutheran Church, South Burlington, 4-5 p.m. $15 suggested donation. Info, 862-8866.

Community sing-along: Locals thread their voices together in a celebration of the music and message of Pete Seeger. Potluck, 5 p.m.; singing, 6-8 p.m. Parish House, The Old Meeting House, East Montpelier Center, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 454-1461 or 223-1242.

FaCulty ReCital: Pianist Louise Dionne coaxes Chopin melodies out of the ivory keys. Krinovitz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 3 p.m. Free. Info, 518-565-0145.

VeRmont ContempoRaRy musiC ensemble: See SAT.25, Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 2 p.m. $5-22. Info, 849-6900.

VeRmont symphony oRChestRa: ‘maDe in VeRmont’ touR: See THU.23, Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 4 p.m. $6-24. Info, 800876-9293, ext. 10.

VeRmont youth oRChestRa Fall ConCeRt: See FRI.24, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $6-15. Info, 863-5966.

outdoors

‘aquaDVentuRe!’: A two-hour paddle offers experienced rowers a scenic look at the Waterbury Reservoir. Preregister; pick up paddles and life jackets by 10:30 a.m. Meet at A-Side Swim Beach; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-3 includes boat rentals; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 244-7103.

CoRn maze: See WED.22, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. the gReat VeRmont CoRn maze: See WED.22, 10 a.m.

politics

aaRp VeRmont goVeRnoR’s FoRum: Steve Delaney moderates as candidates for governor debate issues of health care, jobs, the economy, state budget and transportation. Preregister.

Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 877-926-8300.

talks

aliCe RothChilD leCtuRe: The physician, author and activist offers words on “Health and Human Rights: The Struggle for Peace and Justice in Israel and Palestine.” Congregational Church, Charlotte, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-4011 or 229-2955.

wallaCe stegneR liteRaRy weekenD: See FRI.24, 8:30-11:30 a.m.

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gRaDuate sChool FaiR: Scholars interested in continuing education rub elbows with more than 28 grad program representatives from across the country. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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aaRp saFe DRiVeR CouRse: Motor vehicle operators ages 50 and up take a quick trip to the classroom — with no tests and no grades! — for a how-to refresher. Preregister. Winooski Senior Center, 12:30-4:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 655-6425. bingo: Number noters try to fashion a five-letter find. Senior Citizens Center, Brandon, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 247-3121. eCo-DRiVing woRkshop: Zoom zoom! UVM’s Transportation Research Center leads a seminar on cutting fuel consumption, greenhouse gas emissions and accident rates ... while still getting to where you’re going. Shelburne Town Offices, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2247 or 985-2985. ‘spenD smaRt’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks and managing money.

Preregister. 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 540-2567, growingmoney@ cvoeo.org. tweet & stitCh: Crafters join a sewing circle with their current projects and note their progress on Twitter. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, noon-2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 862-7417.

film

‘baCk to bosnia’: In Sabina Vajraca’s 2005 documentary, a family revisits the city it once called home. Charlotte Senior Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 425-3864.

‘CaiRo time’: See FRI.24, 7 p.m. ‘entRe nos’: See FRI.24, 7 p.m. manhattan shoRt Film FestiVal: See FRI.24, 1-11 p.m.

‘ReVolVeR’ & ‘netwoRk’: Two ski flicks and giveaways get Vermonters amped for shred season.

Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $10-15.

Info, 412-480-3612.

food & drink

‘people’s pantRy’: Franklin County residents tight on cash stop by for a complimentary meal.

Methodist Community Center, Highgate Center, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 782-0554.

health & fitness

bone builDeRs: See WED.22, 10:30-11:30 a.m.

Community heRbalism Classes: In a dandelion appreciation course, VCIH student Patricia Sweeney encourages folks to put the often-loathed weeds to use in cooking and medicine. Preregister.

Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $10-12 plus materials fee, if applicable. Info, 224-7100, info@vtherbcenter.org.

miDDletown spRings histoRiCal soCiety annual meeting: Vermont Civil War flags are up for discussion as Rutland historian Don Wickman shares recent preservation efforts after a dessert buffet and brief business meeting. Middletown Springs Historical Society, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-2376.

kids

‘the Complete histoRy oF ameRiCa — abRiDgeD’: See THU.23, 7 p.m.

musiC with mia: Tots form a circle for a special story hour with some sing-along tunes. Meet in the JCPenney Court, University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. musiC with peteR: See THU.23, 10:45 a.m.

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A Celebration of the Story Inspired by The Moth Saturday, October 2 7:30 PM • Free VCFA Montpelier In the spirit of The Moth, VCFA believes that everyone has a story. Our storytelling event is your chance to share yours with the audience.

Prepare. Rehearse. Tell it to your dog or your plants.

Make sure it’s true and told in the first person. But do not write it down or make notes. And make sure you can tell the whole story within FIVE minutes.

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JouRnaling/sCRapbooking: Glue, paper, scissors, shoot! Students pick up new techniques for craft projects. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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Jane austen soCiety oF noRth ameRiCa: In “Viewing Austen Through Vermeer’s Camera Obscura,” JASNA president Marsha Huff pairs paintings by the Dutch Baroque artist with scenes from the English novelist’s fiction. Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 2-4 p.m.

Free. Info, 343-2294.

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First Church of Christ, Scientist, Burlington, 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-4415.

buRlington book FestiVal: See FRI.24, 9 a.m.4:30 p.m.

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aliCe RothChilD: The physician, author and activist offers words on Israel and Palestine in “Broken Promises, Broken Dreams ... What Next?”

Bethany Church, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 229-4011 or 229-2955.

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Stories With Megan: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Toddler Story Hour: Words jump off pages and into little ones’ imaginations. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2366.

Pageant Rehearsal: See FRI.24, 6-8 p.m.

outdoors

Corn Maze: See WED.22, 8 a.m.-7 p.m.

The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.22, 10 a.m.

sport

Adult Floor Hockey: Male and female players ages 18 and up work up a sweat with the Greater Burlington Hockey Club. Sports & Fitness EdgeEssex, 4 Gauthier Drive, 6:45-9:45 p.m. $5; sticks provided. Info, 399-2985.

talks

‘Art in Crisis: Healing a Nation’s Wounds’: Choreographer Sophiline Cheam Shapiro, associate professor of history Edward Miller and associate professor of theater Laura Edmondson contemplate the ways artists around the world address history and power. Room 041, Haldeman Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4:30-6 p.m. Free.

Info, 603-646-2010.

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‘Our Stories: Past, Present & Future’: Adults consider ways that personal narratives celebrate accomplishments and dreams. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

Vermont Fiddle Orchestra Rehearsals: New and established members of the nonprofit community orchestra fiddle around in a jam session at 6 p.m. before practice time at 7 p.m. St. Augustine’s Catholic Church, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 877-343-3531, info@vtfiddleorchestra.org.

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‘Kitchen Table Storytelling’: Life experiences take a central role in everyday tales that can just as easily be told in front of a crowd as over supper.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

music

South County Chorus Rehearsals: Interested musicians get in tune with the local ensemble in practice sessions. Room 160, Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, 7-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 482-3010, rufpat@yahoo.com.

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honey, maple syrup and veggies. Thetford Hill Green, Thetford, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 785-4404.

Marjorie Cady Memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@ comcast.net.

LCD Soundsystem: Producer James Murphy’s live band serves up a mix of dance-punk and electronica. Sleigh Bells open. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 8 p.m. $38.50-40.75. Info, 863-5966.

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questions about marketing artwork. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.

Bruce Baird: The assistant professor of Japanese at the University of Massachusetts Amherst speaks about “Dancing in a Pool of Gray Grits: Imagining the Body in Japanese Dance From Butoh.” Robert A. Jones ‘59 Conference Room, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 443-3168.

Peter Post: Mind your manners! The director of the Emily Post Institute muses on “What Would Emily Post Say?” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 864-3516.

Reuben Jackson: The poet and music critic offers two talks: “Fingering the Keys,” about the role of music on his writing, Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, 4 p.m.; and “Human Nature: Michael Jackson, Balladeer,” Hoehl Welcome Center, 7:30 p.m. St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

theater

Monologue Night: Area actors network through an evening of short performances. Sign up in advance for a time slot onstage. Radio Bean, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 720-982-6073, todd.c.townsend@gmail.com.

Vermont Actors’ Repertory Theatre Auditions: Actors offer one-minute monologues and show their theatrical flair at tryouts for The Savannah Disputation, Presenting Alan Ball and the Nor’Eastern Playwriting Showcase. Room 32, Dana Recreation Center, Rutland, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 775-4954.

words

Alyson Stanfield: Before signing copies of her book, the author of I’d Rather Be in the Studio! The Artist’s No-Excuse Guide to Self-Promotion answers

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Khmer Arts Ensemble: Cambodian mythology and current global politics influence choreographer Sophiline Cheam Shapiro’s dance, “The Lives of Giants.” Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $10-37. Info, 603-646-2422.

environment

Green Drinks: Activists and professionals for a cleaner environment raise a glass over networking and discussion. Lake Lobby, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-7999.

‘Solar Made Simple’: Reps from groSolar lay out the guidelines for assessing whether a home or business is right for sun-powered energy solutions.

Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 861-9700.

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‘Spend Smart’: See MON.27, 10 a.m.-noon.

film

‘Cairo Time’: See FRI.24, 7 p.m.

‘Entre Nos’: See FRI.24, 7 p.m.

‘Knights of the Mystic Movie Club’: B-movies and other “schlockbusters” with an environmental theme hit the medium-sized screen. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776.

Community Medical School: Professors and doctors Magdalena Naylor, Paul Newhouse, Terry Rabinowitz and Thomas Simpatico offer input in a panel presentation, “The Stress of War: Supporting Veterans’ Mental Health Needs.” Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2886.

Hatha Yoga Class: Mat posers learn gentle stretching and relaxation exercises from instructor Betty Molnar. Space is limited; call ahead. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 5:15-6:15 p.m. Free.

Info, 879-7576.

Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional, and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

kids

‘Craftacular Tuesdays’: From origami animals to recycled picture frames, creative kids get caught up in low-tech projects. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Creative Tuesdays: Artist-in-residence Frank Gonzalez and “sorcerer’s apprentice” Liz Crawford engage imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘Fall Into Stories’: Preschoolers learn about winged wonders through bird tales, crafts, nature walks and more. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 10:30-11 a.m. Free with regular admission, $3-6. Info, 434-2167.

Frosty & Friends Therapy Dogs: Young readers share their favorite texts with friendly pooches.

Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Preschool Discovery Program: In “Taking Leave of Summer,” kids ages 3 to 5 examine the fallen foliage with their family members. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5.

Info, 229-6206.

Preschool Story Time: Songs, tales and crafts with a “Who Knows: Exploring Science and Numbers” theme captivate kiddos. Fairfax Community Library, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-1941.

Manhattan Short Film Festival: See FRI.24, 1-11 p.m.

Story Hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Telluride Film Festival: See FRI.24, 4 p.m. & 7 p.m.

‘Story Time and Treasure Tales’: See WED.22, 10:30 a.m.

Tuesday Night at the Movies: Film-club members screen a flick and follow it with open discussion. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7-10 p.m. $8, or $30 for six-month membership.

Info, 496-8994, ken@crmvt.com.

‘Stroller Strolling’: Babies take a ride as families meet and mingle along the recreation path. Community Park, Fairfax, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-1941.

food & drink

Derby Farmers Market: See SAT.25, 9:30 a.m.2:30 p.m.

Homemade Ginger Ale: Beverage aficionados learn the tricks to making zippy, nonalcoholic ales.

Preregister. The Chubby Muffin, Burlington, 6-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 861-9700.

Johnson Farmers Market: A street emporium bursts with local agricultural products, ranging from produce to herbs to fresh-baked bread. Main Street, Johnson, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1682.

Old North End Farmers Market: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073.

‘People’s Pantry’: See MON.27, 4-7 p.m.

Rutland County Farmers Market: See SAT.25, 3-6 p.m.

Thetford Hill Community Market: Vendors supply localvores with an array of baked treats,

music

‘Vermont History Through Popular Song’ CD Release Party: Mezzo-soprano Linda Radtke and pianist Arthur Zorn sneak a history lesson into a concert, reception and album signing. See calendar spotlight. Vermont Humanities Council, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626, ext. 309, lwrazen@vermonthumanities.org.

Waterbury Community Band Rehearsals: Musicians are welcome to join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 8884977, info@waterburycommunityband.org.

of Bressingham nursery talk about his favorite perennials and grasses before taking a slide-show tour through some gardens. Evening reception takes place at Bristol’s Rocky Dale Gardens. Sugar Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. & 5-7 p.m. $50 for day; $15 for lunch; $50 for evening reception. Info, 888-518-6484.

Burlington Garden Club: Flower-show master judge Marion Crane emphasizes the power of petals in “Creative Floral Design.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 1:15 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6764.

Dr. John Crock: In “9000 Years of Life Under the Bridge: The Archaeology of Chimney Point,” the UVM archaeologist unearths recent excavations found under the old bridge. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-4389, crvt@uvm.edu.

Sally Mack: Drawing in real-life cases and cures, the lecturer explains the basic philosophy of homeopathy. Ellsworth Room, Library and Learning Center, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1308.

theater

‘Death of a Salesman’: Christopher Lloyd stars in Arthur Miller’s heartbreaking tale about achieving the American Dream, presented by Weston Playhouse. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $22.50-27.50. Info, 775-0903.

Valley Improv Auditions: Performers aim for laughs at tryouts for the improvisational comedy troupe. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 603-448-0400, valleyimprov@gmail.com.

words

Ruth Porter: The author and self-publisher of Ordinary Magic reflects on day-to-day life in rural Vermont with excerpts from the novel and her own photo illustrations. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

WED.29 dance

Khmer Arts Ensemble: See TUE.28, 7 p.m.

education

Graduate School Fair: More than a dozen higher-education institutions explain the benefits of continuing classes. Withey Lobby, Green Mountain College, Poultney, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 287-8805.

‘Preparing for the ACT and SAT’: Got your Number 2 pencils and graphing calculator? High schoolers learn how to deal with each test’s structure, scoring and strategies. Space is limited; preregister. VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 800-642-3177.

environment

Dr. Alan Betts: Is it getting hot in here? The independent atmospheric researcher explains the impact of global climate change on the Green Mountain State. Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1327.

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Financial Planning for Special-Needs Families: Public affairs specialist Lee Wilson speaks on preserving and protecting assets and benefits to facilitate a better quality of life.

Preregister. Morgan Stanley Smith Barney, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-6039.

outdoors

Corn Maze: See WED.22, 8 a.m.-7 p.m.

‘Keys to Credit’: A seminar by the Growing Money Program clears up the confusing world of credit.

294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 540-2567, growingmoney@cvoeo.org.

The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.22, 10 a.m.

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talks

‘A Day and Evening With Adrian Bloom’: Green thumbs listen to the chairman of England’s Blooms

‘Cairo Time’: See FRI.24, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.

‘Entre Nos’: See FRI.24, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.

Manhattan Short Film Festival: See FRI.24, 1-11 p.m.

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Telluride Film FesTival: See FRI.24, 4 p.m. & 7 p.m.

Special Collections, Bailey/Howe Library, UVM, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1493.

‘violence in laTin america’ Film series: Andrés Baiz’s Satanás weaves together three parallel stories on the eve of the 1986 Pozzetto Massacre. Yokum Lecture Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-565-0145.

Helene lang: Whodunit? British author Agatha Christie offers insight into her famous detective novels in this living-history presentation by a retired UVM professor of literature and literacy.

River Arts Center, Morrisville, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 243-9011.

‘Wild aT HearT’: A road-tripping couple encounters bizarre characters and events in David Lynch’s 1990 ode to The Wizard of Oz. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

food & drink

enosburg Falls Farmers markeT: See WED.22, 3-6 p.m. lamoille valley year-round Farmers arTisan markeT: See WED.22, 3-6:30 p.m. middlebury Farmers markeT: See WED.22, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.

health & fitness

bone builders: See WED.22, 10:30-11:30 a.m. ‘goT guTs?’: Listeners digest tips from health coach Amy Venman for keeping their innards in order. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 899-5733.

kids

babyTime: See WED.22, 10:30 a.m.-noon. language PlaygrouP: See WED.22, 10-11 a.m.

PrescHool discovery Program: See TUE.28, 10-11:30 a.m. ‘sTory Time and Treasure Tales’: See WED.22, 10:30 a.m.

music

abigail WasHburn: The Midd kid alum and her musical collaborators — Kai Welch, Rob Hecht, Jamie Dick and Jared Engel — preview tracks from her new album, City of Refuge. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5685. burlingTon WelsH male cHoir & maPle Jam: The Canadian vocal ensemble and Vermont a cappella group give voice to songs to benefit local charities. College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15 donation. Info, 861-2343.

Hinesburg communiTy band reHearsals: See WED.22, 7:15-9 p.m.

valley nigHT oPen mic: Homegrown musicians score 20-minute spots to show their skills. Sign up, 6 p.m.; first act begins at 7 p.m. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994.

outdoors

monarcH buTTerFly Tagging: See WED.22, 3:30-5 p.m. sHoreline Hike: Spectacular autumn views surround walkers learning about the importance of protecting natural areas with naturalist Matt Kolan. Preregister. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 862-4150, info@lclt.org.

Wagon ride Wednesday: See WED.22, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

roy PilcHer: In “Nesting Strategies of Birds,” the copresident of the Rutland County Audubon Society reveals the secrets of bird-bunk construction. Colchester Meeting House, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 879-7576.

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simon draPer: The founder of the Habitat for Artists project discusses his inspirations before a Q&A session and refreshments. Participating artists attend. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 253-8358.

‘THe alcHemy oF THe rosicrucians: THe second day’: A PowerPoint show illuminates the Gnostic perspective on the “Alchemical Wedding of Christian Rosycross.” 6 Fairfield Hill Road, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706, vermont@ goldenrosycross.org.

theater

‘a midsummer nigHT’s dream’: The National Players present a twist on the Bard’s fairy-dosed romantic comedy. Stafford Center, Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 a.m. & 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 518-562-4143.

‘THe draWer boy’: See THU.23, 7:30 p.m. vermonT acTors’ rePerTory THeaTre audiTions: See MON.27, 6:30 p.m.

words

book discussion series: ‘never-seTTing sun’: E. M. Forster’s A Passage to India inspires bookworms to consider the complexities of colonialism. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 372-6209. book discussion series: ‘romanTic ideal’: A reading group considers whether ideal love, happiness and fulfillment can ever actually be achieved while discussing Gustave Flaubert’s Madame Bovary. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. dine & discuss PoTluck series: Bibliophiles and foodies unite as they swap thoughts on Katherine Paterson’s The Day of the Pelican, over shared traditional cuisine. Preregister. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 8786955. gasTronomy book discussion: Page turners learn about culture through mouthwatering novels focusing on food, such as Tina de Rosa’s Paper Fish. Hartland Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 436-2473.

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mark greenberg: Rock ‘n’ roll origins come to light in “The Blues Had a Baby,” a talk about traditional music. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 1 p.m. $20-40 membership to Osher Lifelong Learning Institute programs, or $5 donation. Info, 454-4675, ataplow@vtlink.net.

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corn maze: See WED.22, 8 a.m.-7 p.m.

kim scHmiTT: A relief worker in Haiti describes the country’s culture and resilience. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

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THe good earTH singers gaTHering: Local members of a global movement convene for conversation and community-building song. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3819.

‘insTrumenTs oF Peace’: Conference attendees consider issues of gender, race and reconciliation.

Warren Ballrooms, Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 518564-3002.

‘ProPHeTic odyssey’: See WED.22, 11:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. m

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INTRODUCTION TO AROMATHERAPY: Oct. 1, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $35/2-hr. class. Location: Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts/Star Root Aromatherapy, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts/ Star Root Aromatherapy, Carol von Rohr, 802-660-8060, spiritdancer. starroot@juno.com. Learn how you can incorporate the art and science of aromatherapy into your everyday life. We will discuss what essential oils are, how they affect the body and mind, and how to use them for their aesthetic and therapeutic effects.

Includes handout materials and a sample oil to take home.

art ART CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 165 fall offerings for all ages. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs. org. Look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. 2 Watercolor classes with Ginny Joyner, Pastel Portraits, Drawing for Beginners, Painting With Water Soluble Oils, Printmaking, Calligraphy, Photography as Art. Darkroom Use. Culinary arts: Onenight, hands-on classes where you eat well! Thai Cuisine, Vietnamese Specialties, Turkish, Colombian Specialties, Indian, Mile-High Pies, Chicken Parm Classico, Risotto Demystified, Pasta Bene, Italian Cookies, Halloween Cookies, Cheese Making-Chevre/Feta From Goat’s Milk, Mozzarella/Ricotta From Cow’s Milk.

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PAINTING: CONTEMPORARY FIGURE: Sep. 29-Nov. 17, 1:30-4:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $285/nonmembers, $256.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. For intermediate and advanced painters, this class explores the vitality of nontraditional figure painting, with emphasis on fresh color, dynamic composition and personal expression. Participants use water-soluble oils and work from clothed and nude models each week.

Figure-drawing experience helpful.

BCA provides glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks.

ORTHO-BIONOMY: ENERGETICS: Oct. 30-31, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $275/class; $250 if paid by Oct. 8 ($50 nonrefundable deposit). 16 CEUs. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts , Burlington.

Info: Dianne Swafford, 802-734-1121, swaffordperson@hotmail.com. This class is designed to help participants access energetic perception in themselves and in their clients; to learn how to make contact without necessarily engaging physically. Techniques will be presented that monitor and acknowledge relationships among energetic, emotional and physical levels and that demonstrate how energetic shifts can affect changes in physical patterns.

building DRYWALL STONE BUILDING W/ CRAIG ROYCE: Oct. 9-10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $175/10% discount avail. for members. Location: Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. Info: 802-253-8358, www.helenday.com. Learn the art and craft of stone-wall building. Come learn this time-honored craft from a master stone mason. You will learn by doing as you jump into building a drylaid “no mortar” stone wall with local materials. Please register online.

TINY HOUSE RAISING: Cost: $250/ workshop. Location: East Montpelier.

Info: Peter King, 802-933-6103. A crew of beginners will help instructor Peter King frame and sheath a tiny house on October 2 and 3 in East Montpelier. Info at www.vermonttiny houses.com.

burlington city arts DRAWING & PAINTING: Oct. 12-Nov. 30, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday.

Cost: $245/nonmembers, $220.50/ BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Begin with the basics of drawing and transition to painting with water-soluble oils. Students will learn many drawing and painting techniques and how to apply composition, linear aspects, form and color theory to their work. This supportive class will have a nice balance of studio time, group discussion and critique.

ILLUSTRATION: FASHION ILLUSTRATION: Oct. 6-Nov. 10, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $145/nonmembers, $130.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn the basics of fashion illustration! Students will draw and paint using gouache, watercolor and more, and will be encouraged to render fabrics, illustrate their own designs and experiment with a variety of fashion drawing styles as they create

PHOTO: DIGITAL WORKFLOW: Nov. 3-Dec. 15, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $250/class; $225/BCA members. Location: LL Classroom (Digital Media Lab), Burlington. Prerequisite: Intro Film/Digital SLR Camera or equivalent experience. Upload, organize, edit and print your digital photographs in this comprehensive class using Adobe Photoshop Lightroom.

The class will cover importing images, using RAW files, organization, fine-tuning tone and contrast, color and white balance adjustments, and archival printing on our Epson 3880 printer. Limit: 6.

PHOTO: FALL FOLIAGE: Oct. 4-25, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $195/ nonmembers, $177.50/BCA members.

Location: LL Classroom (Digital Media Lab), Burlington. Capture stunning images of the Vermont autumn landscape in this hands-on workshop.

Lecture, field shooting, critique and Photoshop image processing techniques will be included. Participants will also have the opportunity to print archival prints on our Epson 3880 printer. Prerequisite: Intro Film/Digital SLR Camera; basic Photoshop or Lightroom experience.

PHOTO: INTRO TO B&W FILM: Oct. 7-Dec. 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $195/nonmembers, $175.50/BCA members. Location: Community Darkroom, Burlington.

Discover the mysteries of the darkroom and make your own photographic prints! Learn how to properly expose black and white film, process film into negatives, and make prints from those negatives. Class includes a free, one-month membership for use when the class ends. Bring an empty manual 35mm film camera to the first class. No experience necessary.

PHOTO: MIXED-LEVEL DARKROOM: Oct. 6-Nov. 17, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $250/nonmembers, $225/BCA members. Location: Community Darkroom, Burlington.

Prerequisite: Intro to Black and White Film and the Darkroom or equivalent experience. Take your work to the next level in this eight-week class! Guided sessions will help you improve your printing and film processing techniques and discussion of the technical

PRINT: SILKSCREENING I: Oct. 7-Nov. 11, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $175/nonmembers, $157.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

Learn to design and print posters, T-shirts, fine art prints and more!

Learn how to apply photo emulsion, how to use a silkscreen exposure unit, and how to mix and print images with water-based inks. Cost includes use of open studio hours for class work.

PRINT: WHAT IS PRINTMAKING: Oct. 13-Nov. 17, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $165/$148.50 BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. This is an introduction class of a whole platter of printing techniques that can be used in combination to create unique prints. Demonstrations of intaglio, mono printing, relief, paper litho and stencils are included. Cost includes use of open studio hours for class work.

PRINTMAKING WORKSHOP W/ DARYL STORRS: Oct. 23-24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $170/$153 BCA members.

Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Join Frog Hollow printmaker Daryl Storrs in this exciting two-day workshop. Students will learn to make a multi-block color linocut print, explore the visual language of mark making with cutting tools, as well as the basics of paper tearing and inking. No previous experience necessary. To see Daryl’s work, visit her website at www.darylstorrs. com. Limit: 8.

CLAY: BEGINNING WHEEL I: Sep. 29-Nov. 17, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $210/nonmembers, $189/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

Info: Burlington City Arts. New! Due to popular demand, we’ve added another section of Beginning Wheel I! This eight-week class is an introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio.

Students will be working primarily on the potter’s wheel, learning basic throwing and forming techniques. No previous experience needed! Includes over 20 hours per week of open studio time to practice!

Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com.

Teacher bios are also available online.

computers COMPUTER CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 165 fall offerings for all ages. Full descriptions

cooking FOOD FOR LIFE: Mondays, 6:00-7:30 p.m., Oct. 4, 11, 18, 25. Location: Fanny Allen, 790 College Pkwy., Colchester.

Info: The Cancer Project, Kate Myerson, 802-847-2278, katemyer son@gmail.com, www.fletcheral len.org/healthsource. Food For Life is a nutrition and cooking series by the Cancer Project, a nonprofit organization that promotes cancer prevention and survivorship through cooking demonstrations. The goal is to empower cancer survivors, their family and friends with easy and delicious cooking demonstrations with food that can discourage cancer growth.

craft CRAFT CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 165 fall offerings for all ages. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org. Look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. Wheel Throwing and Hand Building Clay, Platters and Bowls, Tile Making, Woodworking, Welding, Sculpture Welding/Brazing, Flower Arranging, Wood Carving, Bead/Wire Jewelry Making, Metal Bracelet, Spindle and Knobs, Wooden Bowl Turning, Rug Hooking (2 levels), 3 Bag Sewing, Hemming Skills, Cross Stitch, Crochet, Cheap/Dirty Framing, Mosaic Garden Frame, Midnight Mirror, Cake Decorating (3 choices), Knitting (3 choices), Perfumery.

dance BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, kevin@firststepdance. com, www.FirstStepDance.com.

Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary.

Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance!

BURLINGTON DANCES: Come dance w/ us in Burlington’s very own modern dance studio & new Natural Bodies Pilates at Chace Mill. Location: Burlington Dances, 1 Mill St., Suite 372, Burlington. Info: Burlington Dances, Lucille Dyer, 802-8633369, Info@BurlingtonDances.com, BurlingtonDances.com. Transform your body, mind and spirit through modern and creative dance for children, teens and adults. Sign up now for upcoming movement intensives with Rich Marantz for Tai Chi, and Joe Williams for the Deslarte System of Expression, and and take ongoing modern dance and Pilates classes with inspired teachers.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-5981077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-onone, group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

DELSARTE SYSTEM OF EXPRESSION: Oct. 9, 12-5 p.m. Cost: $65/class + a bonus belly-dance hour, 5-6 p.m.

Location: Burlington Dances, 1 Mill St. (Chace Mill) #372, Burlington. Info: Burlington Dances, Lucille Dyer, 802863-3369, info@BurlingtonDances. com, BurlingtonDances.com. Join Joe Williams and Burlington Dances for this workshop exploring the map of symbolic meanings of the body and of basic human movement patterns.

Based on the ancient wisdom of yoga, cabala and hermetic traditions, this system of body training will awaken your innate athletic prowess and expressive power.

JAZZ DANCE W/ KAREN AMIRAULT: Sep. 14-Dec. 8, 6:30-7:45 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $145/12 weeks; $15 single class. Location: South End Studio, 696 Pine St., enter in the back, Burlington. Info: South End Studio, 802-540-0044, southendstudiovt com. Jazz: From Broadway to Hip-Hop is a fun, high-energy workout with influences from swing, Broadway and musical comedy to hip-hop, African and break, for teens and adults.

Structured to benefit beginning dancers as well as those with previous training. Dress comfortably and bring clean-soled sneakers.

LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Cost: $60/6-week series ($50 for students/ seniors). Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: www. lindyvermont.com, 802-860-7501.

Great fun, exercise and socializing, with fabulous music. Learn in a welcoming and lighthearted environment. Classes start every six weeks: Tuesdays for beginners; Wednesdays for upper levels. Instructors: Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.

MOVING OUT OF DEPRESSION: 10 Saturdays, Oct. 2-Dec. 18, 9:3010:45 a.m. Cost: $110/10 classes.

Location: Luanne Sberna, 1 Mill St., Suite 312, Chace Mill, Burlington.

Info: Luanne Sberna, 802-863-9775, Luannesberna@aol.com. Awaken body, mind and spirit from the immobility of depression. Chase the winter blues away. Using dance and movement, we will invigorate body and mind, integrating thought, feeling, sensation and action. No previous dance experience needed. Free your expressive inner self! The instructor, Luanne Sberna, is a registered dancemovement therapist.

NEW! SALSA DANCE CLASSES W/ BURLINGTON’S BEST DAVID LARSON & SOUTH END STUDIO: New 4-wk.

Thurs.-night salsa dance class series has already started (Sept. 16), but it’s never too late to begin week #2. Salsa Basics, 7-8 p.m. A great way to get started. Intermediate Level I, 8-9 p.m.

Some very cool turning combinations & ladies styling. Location: South End Studio, 696 Pine St., near Lake Champlain Chocolates, just behind New World Tortilla. The newest (& nicest) place to dance, Burlington. Info: Sabrina, 802-540-0044, www.southendstudiovt.com. With all the dance classes being offered in Burlington, why take lessons from us? It’s fun!

Come check us out and make some new friends. “David and Shannon are great. My husband was reluctant to come, but with a little coaxing (and promising to wash his car if he’d try) we had a great time,” Allie and Jack, salsa lovers. Thanks to all who came out and supported our rainy night of salsa. It really was magical. Much love everyone. David.

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BODY & MIND CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 165 fall offerings for all ages. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org. Look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194.

PAINTING: ABSTRACT PAINTING: Oct. 14-Dec. 2, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $166.50/BCA members; $185/nonmembers. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington.

Students will be guided to explore the many exciting possibilities of abstract painting. Using the paint of their choice (water-soluble oils, acrylics or watercolor), students will be encouraged to experiment and try adding other media, as well. Students will learn from each other and discuss techniques and ideas in supportive critique.

PHOTOSHOP: BEYOND THE BASICS: Nov. 2-Dec. 14, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Tues. Cost: $250/class; $225/ BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Digital Media Lab, Burlington.

Prerequisite: Adobe Photoshop Basics or equivalent experience. Gain confidence with advanced Photoshop skills in this six-week class. Advanced retouching, manipulating multiple images, creating actions, panoramas, selective contrast and much more will be covered, as well as printing on various archival papers on our Epson 3880 printer.

DANCING WITH STYLE: Location: University Mall, S. Burlington; Morrisville. Burlington schedule: Private and group lessons, Tuesday and Friday, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m., and Wednesdays 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m.

Beginner through intermediate classes including bolero, salsa, chacha, tango, swing, disco, Latin cardio and more. Free senior citizen class on Wednesdays. Saturdays, 5-6 p.m. for Singles Only, no partner or experience necessary. Preregistration required for all classes. Call to schedule or for free consultation. Walk-ins welcome.

Call for schedule in Morrisville. Reinita Arnold, BA dance, 802-793-7524.

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BEEKEEPING FOR BEGINNERS AT CVUHS IN HINESBURG: Oct. 5-19, 6:30-8 p.m., Weekly on Tues. Cost: $35/3 weeks, senior discount for 65+. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org. Join Bill Mares of Mares Apiaries and Russ Aceto of Hilltop Honey to find out what it takes to keep bees. Bill’s book on the honey industry was published two years ago. Three sessions might inspire you to start a few hives of your own. Information on ordering bees for spring, pitfalls and all things bees presented. Limit: 30.

Core Strength with Caroline Perkins, Tuesday and Thursday; Weight Training with Stuart Offer; Zumba (3 choices); Yoga (4 choices); Swing or Ballroom with Terry Bouricius; Salsa; Hip-Hop; Appalachian Clogging; Jazzercise; Clawhammer Banjo; Voice-Overs; Guitar (3 levels); Beg. Piano; Piano: Return to Keyboard; Creative Dance (4-7-year olds); Herbal Manicure; Herbs: Winter Health; Facial; Mastering Sugar for Life; and Juggling. Low cost, excellent instructors, guaranteed. Materials included.

PHOTO: YOUTH AFTER SCHOOL PHOTOGRAPHY: Oct. 19-Nov. 9, 3:30-5:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday.

Cost: $94.50/BCA members; $105/ nonmembers. Location: Community Darkroom, Burlington. Learn the magic of the black-and-white darkroom in this fun, hands-on, after-school class for kids ages 9 to 12! Kids will go on guided photo shoots and will print their own work in the darkroom. All equipment and supplies are provided.

No experience necessary.

at www.cvuhs.org. Look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. Computer & Internet Basics Tutorial, iWant iPods & iPhones, Google Apps, Improve Your Internet Experience, Windows Security: File and Control Panels, OpenOffice, Google Sketch Up, Skype, PowerPoint, Publisher, MS Word Basics and More, MS Excel Basics, Excel Up: The Next Steps, Excel Data Analysis, Website Design Fundamentals, Dreamweaver: Web Essentials, Social Networking for Families, Personalized Lessons. Low cost, hands on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions.

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ILLUSTRATION: THE CHILDREN’S BOOK: Oct. 6-Nov. 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $145/nonmembers, $130.50/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn the ABCs of children’s book illustration! Students will draw and develop techniques using art materials appropriate for different stories: pencil, charcoal, pen and ink, and watercolors. Drawing subjects will focus on children, animals, interior and exterior environments, and still-life details. Lectures will include the history of great children’s book illustrators and the role they played in turning good stories into classics.

and aesthetic aspects of your work will be included. Includes darkroom membership.

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WATERCOLOR I W/ LISA BEACH: Oct. 16, 10-4 p.m. Cost: $120/10% discount avail. for members and early registration. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 5 School St., Stowe.

Info: 802-253-8358, www.helenday. com. Capture the brilliant colors of the autumn foliage with award-winning local artist Lisa Beach. There will be an emphasis on creating a well-designed and interesting composition. Lisa will demonstrate her process of painting and then students will work on their own followed by a critique.

a portfolio. This is a mixed-level class open to both beginners and advanced students. Class will include figure drawing with a live fashion model.

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education Paradigms and Learning: An Introduction: Oct. 2, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $35/workshop. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-2447909. Discover how you use paradigms in your own learning. Via discussions, questions and learning activities, this one-afternoon workshop will identify and connect learning paradigms. Led

by Dr. Maria Kowalchyk-DeVito.

empowerment Abundance and Imprinting Water: Sep. 17, 6:15-8 p.m. Cost: $12/1 hr. 45 min. miniworkshop.

Location: Candles and Creations, 150 Dorest St. Suite 310, S. Burlington.

Info: Life Resources, Jana Shiloh, 928-282-9362, jana@healthrays. com, healthrays.com. Jana Shiloh’s innovative method combines the frequency of her HomeoFusion Mists with intention and emotion, all evoking powerful energies for creating abundance on emotional, physical, financial and spiritual levels. Based on her upcoming book “The Magic of Imprinting Water for Healing.” Learn and feel new tools! Saturday workshop also available.

EMPOWERMENT CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 165 fall offerings for all ages. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org. Look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194.

Lose Weight-Feel Great, Perfumery, Genealogy, Beekeeping, Fly Fishing, Writing Quality Fiction, Memoir Writing, Wild Plant ID, Seed Saving, How Thoughts Work, Islam and the Western World with Chris O’Donnell, Donner Party Story, Winter Camping, Solar Energy 101, Bio Fuels 101, Energy=R We?, Cinema Club, The Toddler Years, Fathers & Children Together Group, Bridge-2 levels, Grief Etiquette, Suburban Homesteading 101, Goal Setting and Dreamboarding.

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forzavt.com, forzavt.com. FORZA is an intense group fitness class appropriate for teens and adults of all abilities. Build muscle, burn calories, develop focus, vent frustrations and boost self-esteem while using a sword to practice the skills of the samurai warrior. No martial arts experience necessary. Find forzavt on Facebook for more information.

flynnarts ACTING CLASSES start in Sept.!: Location: Flynn Center, Burlington.

Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. For kids: Creative Drama, Kids Onstage!, Acting/Improv/ Broadway. For adults and teens: Acting for Bashful Beginners, Acting II Technique, Improvisation, Standup Comedy and Teen Acting Workshop.

Special workshops with visiting artists on costuming and physical improv.

DANCE CLASSES started in Sept.!: Location: Flynn Center, Burlington.

Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. For kids: Creative Dance, Ballet, African, Hip-Hop. For adults and teens: Ballet, Pointe, Tap (with a Broadway dancer), Hip-Hop, Jazz (‘80s, world and cabaret styles), Modern, Nia, Zumba, Cambodian and master classes with companies like Rubberbandance, Lar Lubavich and Danny Buraczeski. Drop-ins welcome when space remains.

MUSIC CLASSES start in Sept.!: Location: Flynn Center, Burlington.

Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. Affordable group voice lessons, jazz combos for grades 5 through adult, Parent/Child Music Together, show choir, and workshops on percussion and piano with local and visiting artists.

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CRYSTAL SINGING BOWLS TO HEAL: Oct. 8, 6:30-9 p.m. Cost: $40/2.5-hr. class. Location: Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts/Star Root Aromatherapy, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts/Star Root Aromatherapy, Carol von Rohr, 802660-8060, spiritdancer.starroot@ juno.com. An experiential class in which we will discuss basic sound healing principles and their application in using crystal singing bowls for healing practice. The science of sound and vibration and the effect upon the body, mind and energetic field will be presented.

AMIGOS, LEARN SPANISH WITH US: Beginning week of Sept. 20 for 10 weeks. Cost: $160/10 1-hour classes.

Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-659-4181, spanishparavos@gmail.com, www. spanishwaterburycenter.com. New fall Spanish class offerings. Learn from a native speaker in a small-class environment. You’ll always be participating and speaking. Also private instruction and tutoring. We specialize in lessons for young children; they love it! Convenient scheduling. See our website for complete info or contact us for details.

herbs Open House for Herb School: Sep. 23, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Location: Tulsi Tea Room, 34 Elm St., Montpelier.

Info: Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Lisa Mase, 802-224-7100, info@vthberbcenter.org, www.vther bcenter.org. Open house for Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism’s 3-year Clinical Herbalism Training Program and 1-year Family Herbalism Training Program. Meet faculty, talk with current students, ask questions about the program and submit your application. Application deadline is November 1. For an application and course catalog visit www.vtherbcenter.org.

Wisdom of the Herbs School: Open House Sat., Oct. 23, 1-3:30 p.m., Rhapsody Cafe, 28 Main St., Montpelier. Wild Edible & Medicinal Walk, Fri., Sept. 24, 5-6:30 p.m., $10.

Eat on the Wild Side, Mon., Sept. 27, 4:30-6:30 p.m., $20. Dates for our 2011 Wild Edible spring & summer terms, & for the 8-weekend Wisdom of the Herbs 2011, can be found on our website; we are currently interviewing. Plan ahead & apply now for VSAC nondegree grants for 2011 programs while funds are plentiful. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 802-456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool. com, www.wisdomoftheherbsschool. com. Earth skills for changing times.

Experiential programs embracing local wild edible and medicinal plants, food as first medicine, sustainable living 1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 skills, PM and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, Free Tax Class: Oct. 4-Dec. 1, 6-9 Master Composter 2010: Mondays, naturalist. p.m., Weekly on Mon., Wed. Cost: Oct. 18-Nov. 8, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $129/book. Location: Liberty Tax $40/incl. req. manual. Noncredit Service, 1197 Williston Rd., South course. Location: Various locations, Burlington. Info: Liberty Tax Service, Bennington, Brattleboro, Johnson, Rob , 802-865-2829, relmes@liberLyndon, Montpelier, Middlebury, JEWELRY w/ Karla Van Vliet: Oct. tytax.com, LibertyTax.com. Sign up to Newport, Randolph Center, Rutland, 14, 9 a.m.-noon. Cost: $50/10% dislearn about tax preparation and how Springfield, St. Albans, Waterbury. count avail. for members. Location: the new tax laws will affect you.

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Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. Info: gardener@uvm.edu, www.uvm.edu/ 802-253-8358, www.helenday.com. matergardener. Interested in learning Take that old, funky jewelry you’ve the latest processes for producing never worn and make it new and fashfabulous compost and reducing ionable. Using beads, wire work and FORZA Samurai Sword Workout: greenhouse emissions?

Learn how to sterling silver, create new pieces out of Mondays, 7-8 p.m.; Thursdays, 6-7 build piles, improve soil, enhance plant old. Please register online. p.m.; Fridays, 9-10 a.m. Cost: $10/1-hr. resistance to disease and insects, class. Location: North End Studio, grow healthy lawns, produce worm 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. compost, and more!

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LANGUAGE CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 165 fall offerings for all ages. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org. Look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. Beginner French, Conversational Immersion French with Laure Angel, Beginning Spanish (2 levels), Conversational Spanish, Italian for Travelers, Beginning Mandarin (2 levels). Low cost, hands on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions.

Learn French this Fall!: Classes Sept. 27-Dec. 9 (10-week sessions).

All classes meet 6:30-8 p.m. Cost: $225/10-week session. Location: Alliance-Francaise of the Lake Champlain Region, #304 Dupont Building, 123 Ethan Allen Ave., Colchester. Info: Alliance Francaise of the Lake Champlain Region, Micheline Tremblay, 802-497-0420, michelineatremblay@gmail.com, www.aflcr.org/classes.shtml. French classes. Registration now open for fall session: beginning, intermediate and advanced levels.

Parlez-vous Francais?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Burlington, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 802-4966669, yvescompere@yahoo.com.

Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Taught by Yves Compere, French native.

martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, October 5 at 6:45 p.m. Join for 3 months and receive a free uniform. Pre-school classes (ages 5-6) begin on October 2 at 9 a.m.

Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, burlingtonaikido.org.

Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises, aerobic conditioning, circular movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. We also teach sword/staff arts and knife defense.

Adult classes seven days a week. The

Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 7-17.

AIKIDO: Tues.-Fri., 6-7:30 p.m.; Saturdays, 9-10 a.m.; & Sundays, 10-11:30 a.m. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 802-862-9785, www.vermontaikido. org. Vermont Aikido adult introductory classes will be offered October 19 through November 9, on consecutive Tuesday evenings. Class time: 6-7:30 p.m. (dojo doors open at 5:30 p.m.).

Intro class fee of $60 includes uniform.

Please contact the dojo with questions about the class or to preregister.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m.

1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, Julio@bjjusa.com, www.bjjusa.com.

Classes for men, women and children.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

massage Advanced Thai Massage: Jan. 9-15. Cost: $1,300/lodging, food, 44 class hours. Location: Ojo del Mar, Osa Peninsula, Costa Rica. Info: Thai Massage & Bodywork, Christopher Ray, 906-226-8899, chrisray1111@ yahoo.com, www.thaimassage bodywork.com. Learn advanced, therapeutic Thai massage techniques and rejuvenate on the beaches of Costa Rica! Practice assessing bodies, sensing energetic blocks, using the breath, working deeply and therapeutically, and minimizing physical effort.

Effectively use your feet, knees, elbows and body weight. Come play and enhance your massage practice!

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., or by appointment.

The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m.-12 p.m.

An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org.

Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself.

The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

Learn Mindfulness Meditation: Tuesdays at 7:00 p.m., all programs free of charge. Location: Exquisite Mind Studio, 88 King St., Burlington.

Info: Exquisite Mind, Arnie Kozak, 802-660-8043, drkozak@exquisite mind.com, exquisitemind.com. Learn to meditate and participate in ongoing mindfulness meditation practice community at the new Exquisite Mind Studio. Nonsectarian Buddhistbased mindfulness meditation.

No-fee instructions, weekly practice sessions and monthly retreats. Free weekly introductory program. Read the blog at www.blog.beliefnet.com/ mindfulnessmatters.

nature Roots Rendezvous: Sep. 24-26.

Cost: $75/3 days of workshops.

Location: ROOTS School, 20 Blachly Rd. , Marshfiled. Info: ROOTS School, Sarah Corrigan, 802-456-1253, info@ RootsVt.com, www.RootsVT.com.

A Primitive Skills Gathering. The skills that have kept us alive for innumerable generations are still alive.

Join us for three days of workshops, from naturalist studies to primitive technologies, engaging in the skills and understandings that keep us connected to the Earth.

painting Luminous Layers with Acrylics: Oct. 9, 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $80/ class. Location: Artists’ Mediums Store, 300 Cornerstone Dr., Williston.

Info: Artists’ Mediums Inc., 802-8791236, info@artistsmediums.com, www.artistsmediums.com. In this hands-on workshop, discover an array of Golden gels and media that can be used to create seductive textured and translucent surfaces. Build your surfaces with washes, glazing and scraffito. This workshop is designed to create ideas, not finished paintings.

All Golden materials are provided for use in class.

photography CAMERA CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 165 fall offerings for all ages. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org. Look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. Photoshop Basics, Digital Camera: Buttons/Menus, Share Photos, Aperture Info, Shutter Speed Skills, Photoshop Basics, Digital Spectrum, Next Layers of Photoshop, Advanced Digital Photography: Blending/Filters.

DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY I w/ Paul Rogers: Oct. 5-26, 10 a.m.-noon, Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $120/10% discount avail. for members. Location: Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. Info: 802-253-8358, www.helenday.com.

Improve your digital photography skills in this “level 101” class. Students will learn the basics of digital photography, including camera operation, proper image exposure, file types, Photoshop file editing, and preparation of photo files for Web or print. Please register online.

DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY II w/ Bob Straus: Thur., Oct. 14, 1-5 p.m. Rain date Oct. 21. Cost: $75/10% discount avail. for members. Location: Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. Info: 802-2538358, www.helenday.com. Spend an afternoon with Bob Straus, a professional commercial photographer for over 40 years. He’s traveled the world on assignment, with a client list that includes CBS, ABC, NBC, Fox Sports, Nike, NFL, NBA, USTA, USGA, Time, Sports Illustrated, Polo Ralph Lauren and CARE. Learn about shooting in various conditions with a film mindset. Please register online.

Dig. Photography & Photoshop: Oct. 16-17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $125/ day; $200 for weekend. Location: HUHS Digital Imaging Lab, 458 Rt. 100, S. Duxbury. Info: Sam K, 802-8821124, sambovermont@gmail.com. A two-day, comprehensive workshop.

Participate in one day or both. Day 1: digital cameras, exposure tricks and better photography. Day 2: digital workflow: importing, organizing, Photoshop, printing. Contact instructor for more info about this excellent workshop held in a modern, fully equipped digital imaging lab in the Mad River Valley.

pilates ALL Wellness: Location: 208 Flynn Ave., Studio 3A (across from the antique shops, before Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www. allwellnessvt.com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, physical therapy, yoga and nutrition. Come

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Absolute PilAtes: Affordable pricing; friendly atmosphere; quality NYC certified instruction. Location: Absolute Pilates, 3060 Williston Rd., Suite 6, S. Burlington. Info: 802-310-2614, www.absolutepilates. com. experience the empowering Pilates method of body conditioning and get toned and stretched. Offering small-group mat classes; combo Tower/Reformer equipment classes (four participants); private and semiprivate equipment sessions. New class! combo Tower/Reformer, Monday & Thursday at noon.

NAturAl bodies PilAtes: Burlington Dances: Come dance w/ us! & book your sessions for Classical Pilates & Laban/Bartenieff Movement Analysis. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates at Burlington Dances, Chace Mill, 1 Mill St., top floor, 370, Burlington. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. certified Movement analyst and Pilates instuctor lucille Dyer is now offering integrative private sessions in our new studio at chace Mill. By allowing relaxation, you can correct alignment and repattern habitual movements into ways of moving that are more comfortable, more effective, and more expressive of who you truly are.

pottery PotterY ClAsses: tWitCHell Hill PotterY: Location: Twitchell Hill Pottery, New Haven. Info: 802545-2476. a beautiful studio in New Haven, Vt. Private and group lessons on the potter’s wheel. classes for children and adults, beginners and advanced students. For more info call or email shelly Doyle: 802-545-2476, shelbeth@msn.com.

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shelburne art center beGiNNiNG WoodWorKiNG: Sep. 21-Nov. 23, 6:30-9:30 p.m., Weekly on Tues. Cost: $330/members; $375/nonmembers; $80/materials. Location: Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne. Info: 802-985-3648, info@shelburneartcenter.org, www. shelburneartcenter.org. Instructor: Michael Glod. students will learn as they work through an organized approach to woodworking. starting at the lumberyard, learn how to match grain and avoid problematic pieces. at the studio you will be introduced to accurate layout and machine tool use.

Goal: completed coffee table.

ClotH CAse JourNAl: Sep. 20-Nov. 8, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Mon., Wed. Cost: $215/members; $255/nonmembers; $64/material fee. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 802-985-3648, www. shelburneartcenter.org. Instructor: elizabeth Rideout. Introduction to cloth case bookbinding. students will learn and practice basic techniques such as folding, trimming, sewing, gluing and casing-in during the process of completing multiple book projects.

Discussion on the topics of materials and equipment wil enhance students’ understanding of the bookbinding process.

CoPtiC WitH WoodeN boArds: Oct. 9, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $70/members; $85/nonmembers; $30/material fee. Location: Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Instructor: elizabeth Rideout. The coptic Binding with wooden boards is one of the oldest book forms in history. You will learn a four-needle, across-the-spine sewing technique and traditional coptic board attachment. When finished, your historical model will open flat, great for journaling and sketching.

WHeel tHroWiNG/HANdbuildiNG: Sep. 29-Oct. 27, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $165/members; $195/ nonmembers. Location: Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne. Info: 802-9853648, www.shelburneartcenter.org.

Instructor: Josh Quinlan. This call will accommodate all levels of abilities.

Beginners will be shown fundamentals and guided in developing strong basic skills. More experienced students will have individualized instruction in functional or sculptural techniques while considering elements of form and style.

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YANG-stYle tAi CHi: Weekly on Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 a.m. Starting in Oct. we will be moving to winter hours, 8:30-10 a.m. Cost: $16/single class, $160/3 calendar mos. Location: Vermont Kung Fu Academy, 167 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info: 802-878-7888, www.vermontkungfu.com. Tai chi is a slow-moving martial art that combines deep breathing and graceful movements to produce the valuable effects of relaxation, improved concentration, improved balance, a decrease in blood pressure and ease in the symptoms of fibromyalgia. Janet Makaris, instructor.

yoga droP-iN YoGA: Every Fri., this fall, noon-1:30 p.m.. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, S. Burlington. Info: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy , 802-658-9440, vtcyt.com. Move. Breathe. strengthen.

Relax. a Vajra-inspired class with Deb sherrer, cYT, Ma, that focuses on alignment, breath-informed movement, mindfulness and in-depth poses to enhance strength, flexibility and grounding. leave class with a greater sense of well-being and relaxation. all levels welcome.

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eVolutioN YoGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels from $5-$14, conveniently located in Burlington. 10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon.Fri. @ 4:30 p.m., class is only $5!.

Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington.

Info: 802-864-9642, yoga@evolu tionvt.com, www.evolutionvt.com. evolution’s certified teachers are skilled with students ranging from beginner-advanced. We offer classes in Vinyasa, anusara-inspired, Kripalu, and Iyengar yoga. Babies/kids classes also available! Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/ postnatal yoga, and check out our thriving massage practice. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt. com/evoblog.

YoGA For reCoVerY: Sep. 7-Dec. 28, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $14/1.5-hour drop-in class ($12 for 10-class pass). Location: Burlington Yoga, 215 College St., Burlington. Info: Loving River Healing Arts, Katherine A. Kelley. MA, LADC, 802-343-5790, katherinekelley@burlingtontelecom. net, www.lovingriver.com. You’ll have the opportunity to learn and practice coordinating breath and movement with mindful awareness in a playful, safe community for the purpose of healing from the effects of trauma and addiction. each session ends with a guided relaxation. No prior yoga experience necessary. all levels of yoga experience welcome. m

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sNAKe stYle tAi CHi CHuAN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-864-7902, www. iptaichi.org. The Yang snake style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and

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MeetiNG Your iNNer PArtNer: Oct. 6-27, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday.

Cost: $60/class. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-2447909. Discover the inner men and

true relAxAtioN & GrouNdedNess: Oct. 2, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Cost: $50/5-hour class (bring a lunch). Location: Burlington Dances, Chace Mill, 1 Mill St., top floor, 370, Burlington. Info: Burlington Dances, Lucille Dyer, 802-8633369, Info@BurlingtonDances. com, BurlingtonDances.com. 26th generation Wudang long Men lineage holder and Tai chi instructor Rich Marantz shares his insights into the foundations of movement with regard to easeful movement, relaxation, flow and groundedness. The essence of mastery of movement, this way of being, standing, and moving, is natural and relaxed, yet structured.

trAuMA seNsitiVe YoGA: Sep. 23Nov. 11, 6-7:15 p.m. Cost: $120/series.

Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, South Burlington. Info: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 802-658-9440, victoriacasson@ yahoo.com, vtcyt.com. Healing Body, Mind and spirit. Deb sherrer, M.a., cYT. Trauma and loss can result in feelings of anxiety, sadness, agitation and reactivity, as well as PTsD symptoms (e.g., flashbacks, hypervigilance and nightmares). Yoga and mindfulness practices can gently shift these patterns, allowing individuals to re-inhabit their bodies with a growing sense of safety, strength and stability.

reiKi (usui) leVel 1: Cost: $195/ Sat., Sept. 25, 9:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., #7, Burlington. Info: Chris Hanna, 802-881-1866, chris@ risingsunhealing.com, www.risingsunhealing.com. learn this powerful, hands-on healing art for healing and personal growth and be able to give Reiki energy to yourself and others by the end of the class. Plenty of in-class practice time. learn the history of Reiki and ethics of a Reiki practitioner.

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GNostiCisM: Oct. 7-28, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Thurs. Cost: $60/class.

Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury.

Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. Want new insights into Jesus’ character, personality and love life? Want new perspectives on christianity? This course introduces the gospels that carl Jung appreciated so much. led by Dr. sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

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MoViNG out oF dePressioN: 10 Saturdays, Oct. 2-Dec. 18, 9:30-10:45 a.m. Cost: $110/10 classes. Location: Luanne Sberna, 1 Mill St., Suite 312, Chace Mill, Burlington. Info: Luanne Sberna, 802-863-9775, Luannesberna@aol.com. awaken body, mind and spirit from the immobility of depression. chase the winter blues away. Using dance and movement, we will invigorate body and mind, integrating thought, feeling, sensation and action. No previous dance experience needed. Free your expressive inner self! The instructor, luanne sberna, is a registered dancemovement therapist.

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“Blueprints”

Tracking Farm’s latest, greatest album B Y D AN BOL L ES

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ince releasing their debut album in 2006 — under the short-lived name House Horse — experimental folk trio Farm have ascended as a uniquely artistic local entity. Their follow-up efforts, Grey Birds (2007) and The Cave (2008), were among the finest local releases, in any genre. Their latest attempt, Sat., Cloudy, Calm, 36°F, 10:44 p.m., may even outstrip those brilliant records.

On a recent Saturday afternoon, while the rest of Vermont basked in the glory of summer’s last gasp, Seven Days holed up with Farm’s Ben Maddox, Jedd Kettler and Joshua Givens in the Cave of Legends, the dingy, dimly lit practice space the band shares in the basement of Enosburg Falls record store the Flying Disc. Over warm beers and cigarettes, and in advance of the band’s album release party this Saturday at The Monkey House, we went through the album track by track to discover how one of the year’s best local records came to be.

And also, whether the late Jay Bennett was a genius or just a drug-addled asshole.

“Diamond”

“Overgrown”

Givens wrote “Getting Cold” six years ago, not expecting it to become a Farm song.

“This is an old-ass song,” he says. He originally recorded the tune as a home demo, and though it has been completely rerecorded, the idea was to mimic the cold, lo-fi intimacy of that first attempt. Subtle, brooding and subversive, the song does just that.

“I always loved that demo version,” says Kettler.

“Sometimes we’ll bring demos to the band and they’re really good, and it’s, like, ‘Why the fuck don’t we just use that?’” adds Maddox.

The album’s opening track introduces a new approach for Farm, both literally and figuratively. Much of the disc was recorded in independent home sessions, with band members emailing each other pieces of songs they had recorded solo.

“The first time we played this song live together was in rehearsal for the release show,” says Givens. “But this is the first fully developed song we recorded piecemeal.”

Sonically, the song suggests a new mindset, as well, at least for this album.

Where previous Farm records featured unwieldy freak-out jams and an almost overwhelming amount of music, 10:44 is comparatively trim, checking in at a digestible 11 tracks and 42 minutes. Part of that is a relative shift toward more straightforward song structures, as on this one.

“Diamond” is another email-cobbled Frankenstein’s monster, this time featuring Kettler’s relaxed, idiosyncratic musings.

“I wrote this never expecting it to be a Farm song,” he says. “But the cool thing about recording separately is that you find yourself surprised by what everyone else comes up with. Like Ben’s piano part, which, to me, is totally unexpected.”

On cue, Maddox’s rippling keystrokes emerge through the speakers above a mangled guitar line.

“That raises the IQ of the song quite a bit,” says Kettler.

“River to the Ocean”

Unlike the preceding tracks, the chaotic “River to the Ocean” was tracked live, evolving out of the band’s early jam sessions. It also features Kettler’s favorite bass sound.

“It’s just brutal,” he says, smiling as thick low end rumbles around the room.

“It’s a mean sound.”

“Getting Cold”

“Anticipating Snow”

“I would be interested to know if you can listen to this and figure out who played what,” Maddox says, chuckling.

A musical-chairs approach has long

that may or may not one day appear as a solo release. But, among the new album’s tunes, it’s the most clearly representative of one person’s personality, as opposed to being subsumed by the group’s collaborative aesthetic.

“The thing I love about this song is that it feels as though you’re just having a conversation with Jedd,” says Maddox.

been a hallmark of the band, with members switching instruments on nearly every song.

“Anticipating Snow” is a blustery, cacophonous gem that fully embodies that habit.

“This song is just an evil mood,” says Kettler, who penned it in a fit of anger. The song features “irritating fiddle sounds” that, as Givens points out, serve as a “major character” in the arrangement.

“We’ve never really done a song like this,” adds Kettler. “It was therapeutic.”

“Is It Wrong?”

“On this song, we made a concerted effort to let a pretty song just be a pretty song,” says Kettler of the album’s, well, prettiest song. “We decided, for once, to use our powers for good.”

“The words don’t really mean anything,” adds Maddox.

“But the idea is that this is homemade music,” says Givens, interjecting. “And is it wrong to think that just because we made it here, it’s as beautiful as something more people have heard?”

No. Not at all.

“Hotel Manners”

“The story behind this song is … well, Ben got a loop pedal,” says Kettler of the electronica-tinged “Hotel Manners.” ’Nuff said.

“Ms. Viens”

“This song broke all of our hearts,” says Kettler. “It really is a beautiful song.”

It really is. Over trembling Wurlitzer, a strange, familiar sound cuts through a hazy melody — Givens coaxing tones rubbing the rims of wineglasses.

“That kinda says it all, right?” says Kettler.

“Dented Nails”

“Dented Nails” is another tune that didn’t begin life necessarily as a “Farm song.” It’s part of a batch of music Kettler has written

“Blueprints” is easily the album’s most overtly pop-styled number. But it didn’t begin that way.

“There is a bombastic version of this song, too,” says Givens. “I hated it. I found it very obnoxious.” Unbeknownst to his bandmates, Givens recorded a new, leaner version of the song, which is essentially what appears on the album — though not without some inital resistance.

“Ben emailed me after and was, like, ‘I don’t know why you … why?!’”

The song also features drummer Steve Hadeka, whose subtle work accents the new, stripped-down version perfectly.

“It doesn’t sound like a hard part, but it is,” says Kettler of Hadeka’s work. Givens notes that few Farm songs have traditional drum parts.

“But that’s exactly what we wanted here. It’s a simple pop song,” he says.

“Jay Bennett (the Song)”

The album’s benediction is a chilling instrumental elegy to the late Jay Bennett, best known as the fantastically talented, if mercurial, foil to Wilco’s Jeff Tweedy.

But Maddox suggests the multi-instrumentalist may not have been quite the petulant diva he was portrayed as in I Am Trying to Break Your Heart. The documentary film chronicled the bizarre story behind the Wilco album Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, and painted Bennett as a belligerent malcontent who complained his way out of the band.

“I hate that people watch that film and think Bennett is just a drunken idiot,” says Maddox.” “On their seminal albums, Bennett was a creative force. I wish people would remember him as a great musician and not just a coked-up dickhead.”

As the song’s shimmering, final notes fade away, the question arises: Would Bennett approve? After a moment, Kettler speaks.

“Nah,” he says, exhaling a plume of cigarette smoke. “He’d probably just be a coked-up dickhead about it.” 

Farm celebrate the release of Sat., Cloudy, Calm, 36F°, 10:44 p.m. at The Monkey House this Saturday, September 25, with Lendway, Paul and the Mystery of Gravity, and DJ Disco Phantom, 9 p.m. $6.

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• This month’s 7D/North Face/Higher Ground “Hot Ticket” promotion features a nifty little pop band called fun. Regular readers may recall that I have something of an unhealthy obsession with a pop-tastic band called the format. Sadly, that group is no more. But get this, fun. is fronted by exFormat founder nate ruess, and, much like his late, great band, the new group packs more pop wallop in their hooks than anyone since, well, the Format.

Catch ’em on Wednesday, September 29, in the Showcase Lounge.

• The days are getting noticeably shorter, which can only mean one thing: It’s almost bowling season — Dan doesn’t ski, Dan bowls. (See what I did there?) Well, that, and it is once again time for the After Dark Music Series to get under way. It does just that this Sunday at Middlebury’s Town Hall Theater, as Grammywinning folk and bluegrass legend tim o’Brien kicks off SoUnDbITeS

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So, I hope you’ll consider dropping by. After all, it’s free. Plus, there’s a very good chance you’ll get to see me make an ass of myself trying to emcee the show. Good times.

In my recent travels around town, several folks have asked if I would be covering the show in any special way. My response: probably not.

Here’s the thing: Under any other circumstances, this show would have led this week’s music section. Generally, if I choose to give something serious ink in these pages, it’s

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because I think a lot of you will want to see it. I dig LCD, and really love Sleigh Bells. But I’m trying to reconcile the fact that this show will be held in Memorial Auditorium. Much as I appreciate Higher Ground bringing bigger bands through the region, it’s difficult for me to advise listening to music in that acoustic black hole. On the other hand, if you dig LCD and love Sleigh Bells as much as I do, go anyway. Some help I am, right?

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Before we get into the weighty topics of the day, I wanted to take a moment to indulge in some utterly shameless self-promotion. I know, you’re shocked, right?

If you haven’t yet picked up a copy of this year’s edition of Seven Days’ award-winning college guide, What’s Good? … well, what the hell are you waiting for? Damn thing’s been out for a month. And it’s awesome — at least partly ’cuz I helped write it.

Cheeky ego trip aside, it really is good. I’m proud of it.

And I think it’s useful, not only for incoming college students, though that’s the target demographic. I’ve been living in and around Burlington for the better part of 20 years, and I found all sorts of cool stuff in it. Like, for example, did you know Burlington has a crazy good music scene? It’s true. I read all about it.

I’m joking, of course.

Burlington’s music scene blows.

Kidding again! I love our music scene and relish any chance to celebrate it.

Which is why I’m chewing up precious column space — and personal credibility — to tell you about the launch party for the WG guide this Friday at Nectar’s.

As we’ve done for each of the past two editions, 7D is throwing a big ol’ party at the House That Phish Built that will simultaneously serve as a pat on our own backs, a local music showcase and, most importantly, a benefit for Big Heavy World and the Radiator.

(Speaking of which, I’ll be on Jim Lockridge’s “Rocket Shop” Wednesday, September 22, at 8 p.m. to talk up the show.

Tune in.)

This year’s showcase is a bit scaled back from previous

years. We’re sticking to one floor, and “only” six acts. But man, oh, man, what acts!

The lineup features a mix of veteran bands and rising scene stars, including truckstop rockers WayLon speed, in memory of pLuto offshoot

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It’s cool, though, your new pals here at Seven Days have gotcha covered with this Friday’s Burlington Bands 101 showcase at Nectar’s. The lineup features a sampling of the Queen City’s best and brightest, including speed-western revivalists Waylon sPEED,

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MonoPolE DoWnstairs: Gary Peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free. olivE riDlEy’s: Karaoke with Ben Bright and Ashley Kollar, 6 p.m., Free. Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYcE (Top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free. tabu CaFé & nigHtClub: Karaoke Night with sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

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baCkstagE Pub: Karaoke with steve, 9 p.m., Free.

baCkstagE Pub: Open mic with Jess & Jeff, 8 p.m., Free.

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tHE skinny PanCakE: Jo Robin (ukulele), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

Club MEtronoME: 2K Deep presents Knuckle up 2! with Headunter, Joe Nice, The 2K Deep crew (dubstep), 9 p.m., $10/15. 18+.

CHarliE o’s: Pigwhistle (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

Franny o’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. grEEn rooM: DJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

langDon strEEt CaFé: Vorcza (jazz), 9 p.m., Donations.

Halvorson’s uPstrEEt CaFé: Friends of Joe with Paul Asbell (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

lEunig’s bistro & CaFé: Ellen Powell & Tom cleary (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

Must be 18 to purchase tobacco products, ID required

on taP bar & grill: mono malo (blues), 7 p.m., Free.

ParkEr PiE Co.: Ryan mickey (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

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HigHEr grounD sHoWCasE loungE: Ryan montbleau Band, Jesse Dee (soul), 8 p.m., $14/16. AA.

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onE PEPPEr grill: Karaoke, 8 p.m., Free.

tHE brEWski: sam solo (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

rED squarE: selector Dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free.

A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

burlington area

Delta 9

nECtar’s: Bluegrass Thursdays with Jatoba (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. nigHtCraWlErs: Karaoke with steve Leclair, 7 p.m., Free.

tHE sHED rEstaurant & brEWEry: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 8 p.m., Free.

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Rockedemia If you’re new to Burlington — lookin’ at you, college freshmen

— you may not have had a chance to get acquainted with the city’s thriving music scene.

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tHE MonkEy HousE: mates of state, Oh Land, DJ Disco Phantom (indie), 9 p.m., $10.

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lEunig’s bistro & CaFé: Paul Asbell & clyde stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

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HigHEr grounD sHoWCasE loungE: modern Grass Quintet (bluegrass), 8 p.m., $10/15. AA.

ManHattan Pizza & Pub: Open mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

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HigHEr grounD ballrooM: Broken social scene, The sea and cake (indie), 7:30 p.m., $25/27. AA.

liFt: Get LiFTed with DJs Nastee & Dakota (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free. tHE MonkEy HousE: Beach Fossils, Nyiko Beguin, tooth ache., DJ Disco Phantom (indie), 9 p.m., $10.

6/7/10 11:15:58 AM

grEEn Mountain tavErn: Thirsty Thursday Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

51 Main: Those Guys (rock), 9 p.m., Free. on tHE risE bakEry: Open irish session, 7:30 p.m., Free. tWo brotHErs tavErn: DJ Jam man (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

northern

bEE’s knEEs: Nicole carey & Handmade Blues (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

burlington area

banana WinDs CaFé & Pub: Leno & Young (rock), 7:30 p.m., Free.

Club MEtronoME: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5. tHE grEEn rooM: DJ Oh-Jay Fresh (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

HigHEr grounD ballrooM: Barefoot Truth (roots-rock), 8:30 p.m., $12/15. AA. HigHEr grounD sHoWCasE loungE: movement of the People: The Fela Kuti Project, Barika Ensemble (world music), 8:30 p.m., $10/12. AA. JP’s Pub: Dave Harrison’s starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

Marriott Harbor loungE: Queen city Quartet (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free. tHE MonkEy HousE: Breathe Owl Breathe, chris Dorman, Almonzo’s plow (indie), 9 p.m., $6.

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this, since the dude is something of a personal hero. Unfortunately, the show falls on a Wednesday (September 29), which always makes scheduling coverage tricky on my end. Do I run something a week early and trust you’ll remember? Or do I run it the day of and hope you read it in time to be useful?

Decisions, decisions.

Anyway, stay tuned.

Listening In

And finally, this week’s totally self-indulgent column segment, in which I share a random sampling of what was on my iPod, turntable, CD player, 8-track player, etc., this week.

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Tim O’Brien

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Sunday, September 26 at 7:00 p.m.

Town Hall Theater $35 advance, $37 at the door West Virginian, Tim O’Brien is the bridge between traditional sounds of hill country and modern bluegrass.

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Grammy winner, Tim O’Brien is one of the spearheads of contemporary bluegrass. He sings and plays guitar, fiddle, mandolin, bouzouki and mandocello and is the bridge between traditional sounds of hill country and modern bluegrass.

Twice awarded Male Vocalist of the Year, by the International Bluegrass Music Association.

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Montpeculiar-based rock ’n’ roll co-op introduces itself by taking over the Langdon Street Café this entire weekend. Friday, catch sets from indie-pop outfit PLutO / BrOntOsaurus, “drunken country” troubadour JaCk vendetti, art-rockers the siCk FeeLings, singer-songwriter the Pageantry and rockers sweet hOund. Saturday highlights include “hellish blues duo” Lake suPeriOr, experimental rockers BedeviLed eggs, noise rockers trOgPite, hiphoppers BOOMsLang, dance band ChaMPagne dynasty and 1990s cover band (seriously?) that’s what she said. Most of these folks are new to me, but, based on names alone, I’d say this could be another fun weekend in the capital city.

• I gather you’re pretty psyched about the taLLest Man On earth at Club

Metronome this Sunday.

Me, too, me, too — thanks again, Msr Presents! But get there on time for once, OK? You don’t want to miss either of the opening acts, Portland, Ore.’s nurses and Eau Claire, Wis.-based songwriter s.

Carey. The former are just rad in that Emerald City kinda way the cool kids are so into these days. And you may know the latter as the drummer from BOn iver. Turns out, dude’s a pretty stellar songwriter in his own right. His latest, All We Grow, has been in heavy rotation for yours truly of late. It aches in much the same blissfully melancholy way that made Bon Iver’s For Emma, Forever Ago such a sublime masterpiece. Yes, really.

• Last but not least, next week’s issue will — fingers crossed — feature an interview with BuCket from ska legends the tOasters.

As you might imagine, I’m pretty excited about

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• Band Name of the Week: Lazerdisk Party sex. No, this isn’t porn on obsolete, giant plastic discs. LPS is a duo featuring local DJs zJ and Pres. Here’s how the former described the project in a recent email: “a stormtrooper DJ duo mashing up dance/electro/ hip-hop live.” Rad. This Friday, LPS headline the Lazerdisk Party Cruise aboard the Spirit of Ethan Allen III, with dJ Craig MitCheLL and Queen City dance crew Cheeks. May the force be with you.

• If I weren’t already booked that night, Friday would likely find me in the cozy confines of Winooski’s Monkey House, swooning to the sweet, indie-licious art-folk of Breathe OwL Breathe, Chris dOrMan and aLMOnzO’s PLOw. Say, would it be bad form to ditch my own party?

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Jp’s puB: Dave Harrison’s starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., free.

champlain valley

51 maIn: project Organ trio (funk), 9 p.m., free.

the monkey house: farm cD release, paul and the mystery of Gravity, Lendway (americana noir), 9 p.m., $6.

cIty lImIts: The Johnny Devil Band (rock), 9 p.m., free.

nectar’s: Japhy ryder, The Effective Dose (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

on the rIse Bakery: Open Jazz session with Dan silverman, 7:30 p.m., free.

nIghtcrawlers: radio flyer (rock), 9 p.m., free.

nIghtcrawlers: sturcrazie (rock), 9 p.m., free. on tap Bar & grIll: The Growlers (blues), 5 p.m., free. The real Deal (r&b), 9 p.m., free.

two Brothers tavern: mellow Yellow (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

parIma maIn stage: Latin Dance social (salsa), 10 p.m., free.

northern

nectar’s: Good Gravy music series with the pat Ormiston Group (jazz), 5 p.m., free. seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free. seven Days presents Burlington Bands 101: Waylon speed, 5/14/10 3:11:57 PMspirit animal, maryse smith, stacked, Whales & Wolves, DJ Disco phantom (rock), 9 p.m., free (18+).

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park place tavern: Big Boots Deville (rock), 9:30 p.m., free.

Bee’s knees: Karen from folk By association (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

radIo Bean: Ember schrag & philip Gayle (acoustic), 8:15 p.m., free. face One (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free. squid city (electro-acoustic), 11:15 p.m., free.

the BrewskI: canyonero (country), 9 p.m., free.

rasputIn’s: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3. red square: po-Jazz festival (jazz), 6 p.m., free. Grippo funk Band (funk), 9 p.m., $3. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

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the reservoIr restaurant & tap room: Live DJ, 9:30 p.m., free.

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red square Blue room: DJ stavros (house), 9 p.m., $3. regular veterans assocIatIon: mesa (rock), 7 p.m., free. ruBen James: DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., free. rí rá IrIsh puB: DJ Johnny utah (top 40), 10 p.m., free. the skInny pancake: paper trees (indie folk), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

central

Black door Bar & BIstro: primate fiasco (psychedelic Dixieland), 9:30 p.m., $5. charlIe o’s: Lady Daisy, face-One, aleck Woog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free. green mountaIn tavern: DJ Jonny p (top 40), 9 p.m., $2. gusto’s: cocktail (rock), 9 p.m., free. langdon street café: Josh Brooks (country), 8 p.m., Donations. Golden Dome musicians collective (eclectic), 9 p.m., Donations. posItIve pIe 2: DJ Haitian & the 2K Deep crew (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

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the huB pIzzerIa & puB: Dead sessions (Grateful Dead tribute), 10 p.m., free. matterhorn: Joe moore and the all stars (rock), 9 p.m., $5. rImrocks mountaIn tavern: friday Night frequencies with DJ rekkon (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

regional

monopole: Lucid (rock), 10 p.m., free.

on tap Bar & grIll: Last Kid picked (rock), 9 p.m., free. radIo Bean: Brett Hughes (swampy-tonk), 6 p.m., free. Olivia Lee cD release (singer-songwriter), 8:15 p.m., free. Errands (post-rock), 10 p.m., free. rasputIn’s: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free. red square: DJ raul (salsa), 5 p.m., free. project Organ trio (funk), 6 p.m., free. ajanai and Buru style (reggae), 9 p.m., $3. DJ a-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. rí rá IrIsh puB: Gutterpup (rock), 10 p.m., free. the skInny pancake: The Grownup Noise (rock), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

central

Black door Bar & BIstro: Great Brook Blues Band, 9:30 p.m., $5.

olIve rIdley’s: Benjamin Bright (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., free. ten Year Vamp (rock), 10 p.m., free.

charlIe o’s: panhandle (americana), 10 p.m., free.

sat.25

the reservoIr restaurant & tap room: pmp (reggae), 10 p.m., free.

Banana wInds café & puB: Open mic with Vt Guitar school, 5 p.m., free.

51 maIn: michelle fay Band (folk), 9 p.m., free.

burlington area

cluB metronome: retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5. franny o’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., free. the green room: Envy (house), 10 p.m., free. hIgher ground Ballroom: Halogen records presents immortal technique, DJ Gi Joe, mohammad Dangerfield, Nastee & DJ a-Dog, BurNtmd (hip-hop), 8:30 p.m., $18/20. aa. hIgher ground showcase lounge: future rock, Orchard Lounge (live electronica), 9:30 p.m., $12/14. aa.

gusto’s: shagg (rock), 10 p.m., free. langdon street café: Golden Dome musicians collective (eclectic), 9 p.m., Donations.

champlain valley

cIty lImIts: Dance party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9 p.m., free. two Brothers tavern: snake mountain Bluegrass (bluegrass), 8:30 p.m., free.

northern

the BrewskI: Oleo romeos (rock), 9 p.m., free. matterhorn: The cop Outs (rockabilly), 9 p.m., $5.

regional

monopole: High peaks (rock), 10 p.m., free. sat.25

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What about regular folks who just want to enjoy your damn music?

All of which brings us back to Straight and True. So, is it any good? Actually, yes.

In moments it exhibits true potential. Is Brownson the next great rock ’n’ roll poet?

Of course not. And it would be unfair to expect that — had he not practically invited that expectation.

The album opens on “Caedmon’s Dream.” It’s a suspicious start. The band mines generic rock templates but fails to elevate them above amateurish mimicry.

Brownson sings with a thin timbre recalling that of Al Yankovic — or maybe the dude from Nerf Herder. (Note: That’s not an insult. Weird Al’s a friggin’ genius. And, in moments, Brownson really does sound like him.)

It gets better. The title track is a gem — if you can ignore the lyrics. The song laments the passing of the world’s great lyric poets and paints Brownson as some sort of messianic, word-slinging Robin Hood, stealing stanzas from the rich (artificial pop stars, presumably) and giving them back to the poor (pretentious, would-be poets ... also presumably). Despite this folly, Brownson crafts a melodically engaging tune. It’s catchy and pleasant, much like something from the Decemberists — albeit complete with Colin Meloy’s pomposity.

“The Whole World’s Gone” is as radio ready a single as you’ll find. What begins as a fragile, Bright Eyes-esque ballad quickly explodes into Third Eye Blind-ian pop bombast. This is one of the best tunes on the disc. “Passionate Man” is another well-crafted entry, both in instrumental arrangement and clever wordplay. In both instances, Brownson loses the overwrought pseudo-intellectualism and keeps his lines efficient and light. He is at his best when doesn’t overthink, as on the buoyant “Sweet Janeen,” the rollicking “Bonfire Smoke” and cruising album closer “Candlelight.” All show unique potential. Brownson and the Flood would do well to keep that in mind for future endeavors. And to put those lyrics in the liner notes.

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Oh, fer chrissakes.

Such was the first thought that ran through this reviewer’s head upon reading the introductory letter and hefty packet accompanying Straight and True, the debut full-length from Warrenbased band the Flood. “I sent you a lyric sheet,” writes songwriter Patrick Brownson, explaining said hefty packet with great understatement. He adds, “comprehension of which is crucial to full enjoyment of the music.” Uh-oh.

There are a few problems with this approach. One, if enjoyment of anything — music, food, movies, sex, whatever — comes saddled with preconditions, you’re already in the hole. Don’t ever tell your audience how they should like you.

Trust them to figure it out. Two, if you’re going to draw attention to one specific aspect of your art as “crucial,” it had damned well better be “exceptional.” And three, if comprehension of your lyrics is paramount, why doesn’t the CD come with them? Is it only “crucial” for critics?

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For the last couple of years, In Memory of Pluto have reigned as an incomparable pop-punk juggernaut — especially live — taking their place alongside the region’s more promising young bands.

But recent months have seen that group recede into the background somewhat as various members pursue other musical outlets. Lead vocalist/dynamo Seth Gallant has carved out a humble niche in the local singer-songwriter scene, while also lending bass chops to Maryse Smith’s much-ballyhooed new project. Meanwhile, the Jandl brothers, Billy and Zach, have busied themselves with an intriguing new trio, along with drummer Dan Smith, called Spirit Animal.

The band’s debut EP, Pizza Party, is a tantalizing first attempt that will certainly appeal to IMOP diehards. But the fivesong gem also suggests an artistic — and architecturally postrock — curiosity that was not evident within Pluto’s angular pop constraints and high-octane assault.

“Ubercannonan” fires the first shot across the bow. Overdriven, shimmering guitar sustains balance frantic squeals of feedback as the din swells to a tenuous breaking point. Tension releases as Billy Jandl’s serpentine lead riff slithers through the washout and lithely curls around brother Zach’s punchy, staccato bass line. Then, with little warning, Smith jolts the song from its asphyxiated fog, the Jandls joining in lockstep behind him. Over a lean, driving groove, vocalist Billy Jandl delivers husky, almost submelodic lines with a steely coolness.

That is, until the chorus arrives. Then the entire ensemble explodes in a flurry of soaring guitar and bristling back end.

Unpredictable, taut and volatile, the song has more curves and surprises than Christina Hendricks.

“Nabisco” is next and begins as sweetly as its namesake would suggest. A bright, high-toned guitar line bubbles to the surface, popping pleasantly at the top of each melody arc. In comparison to the gooey layers on the preceding tune, this cookie feels more like a Nilla wafer.

But don’t be fooled. The Jandls coat an otherwise relatively straightforward biscuit with whole milk, softening the texture and enriching the sonic flavor. (I’m hungry.)

“Gossamer Bay” is both the EP’s literal and figurative centerpiece. The song

combines the band’s tendency toward challenging melodic constructs with an innate knack for tempering those intellectually fancy flights with pure, unhinged, visceral appeal. It’s post-punk by way of Explosions in the Sky, art-rock by way of At the Drive-In. Both “Mastabon” and closer “Ol’ Glory” represent the EP’s most accessible cuts and should sate antsy IMOP fans. The former’s opening line even resembles a Valium-laced version of the IMOP classic “Cutting Open the Fiction.” The latter is a vigorous romp, propelled by spasmodic, rhythmic fluxes, hairpin changes and Billy Jandl’s pleading vocal howls. In other words, it’s a fine end to an alluring, if at times mentally demanding, debut.

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Olive Ridley’s: ten year Vamp (rock), 10 p.m., free.

RadiO beaN: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., free. christabel & the Jons (acoustic), 8 p.m., free.

Honky-tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

Tabu Café & NighTClub: all Night Dance Party with DJ toxic (top 40), 5 p.m., free.

Red squaRe: upsetta international with super k (reggae), 8 p.m., free.

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242 MaiN: Nails, Burning love (rock), 7 p.m., $7. aa.

MaiN sTReeT gRill & baR: michael arnowitt (piano), 7 p.m., free.

The blOCk galleRy: open mic, 1:30 p.m., free.

Club MeTRONOMe: msr Presents & WruV present The tallest man on earth, s. carey, Nurses (indie), 9 p.m., $15. 18+. higheR gROuNd shOwCase lOuNge: Brendan

northern

Red squaRe: Pulse Prophets (reggae), 8 p.m., free.

northern

bee’s kNees: open mic, 3 p.m., free. andrew Parker-renga (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

The bRewski: Dale and Darcy (acoustic), 7 p.m., free.

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1/2 lOuNge: Heal-in sessions with reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., free.

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PaRiMa MaiN sTage: Jazzed up mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., free (18+).

RadiO beaN: open mic, 8 p.m., free.

Red squaRe: Justin levinson Band (rock), 8 p.m., free. Hype ‘em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

laNgdON sTReeT Café: open mic, 7 p.m., free.

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NeCTaR’s: moses & the electric company (funk), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

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The MONkey hOuse: The almighty Dollars (rock), 9 p.m., free.

RubeN JaMes: Why Not monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

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higheR gROuNd shOwCase lOuNge: fireworks, The swellers, man overboard, transit (pop-punk), 7 p.m., $10/12. aa.

ROzzi’s lakeshORe TaveRN: trivia Night, 8 p.m., free.

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51 MaiN: Quizz Night (trivia), 7 p.m., free.

The MONkey hOuse: Phineas Gage (bluegrass), 8 p.m., free.

RadiO beaN: The fizz (rock), 10 p.m., free.

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champlain valley

TwO bROTheRs TaveRN: monster Hits karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

NeCTaR’s: mi yard reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., free.

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slide bROOk lOdge & TaveRN: tattoo tuesdays with andrea (jam), 5 p.m., free.

songwriters), 7:30 p.m., $10/12. aa.

MONTy’s Old bRiCk TaveRN: George Voland JaZZ with ray Vega and Joe capps, 4:30 p.m., free.

September 30 - October 10, 2010

ChaRlie O’s: karaoke, 10 p.m., free. laNgdON sTReeT Café: mayhew Brothers (acoustic), 8 p.m., Donations.

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1/2 lOuNge: funhouse with DJs rob Douglas, moonflower & friends (house), 7 p.m., free.

Club MeTRONOMe: Bass culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., free. higheR gROuNd shOwCase lOuNge: luka Bloom (folk rock), 8 p.m., $22/25. aa. leuNig’s bisTRO & Café: cody sargent trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free. lifT: karaoke … with a twist, 9 p.m., free.

The MONkey hOuse: Hip-Hop open mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., free.

10:43:59 AMMONTy’s Old bRiCk TaveRN: open mic Night,

6 p.m., free.

NeCTaR’s: krep (rock), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

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bee’s kNees: kris Gruen (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., free.

PaRkeR Pie CO.: DJ two tone (eclectic DJ), 8 p.m., free.

The hub PizzeRia & Pub: old Dirty string Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., free.

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Club MeTRONOMe: The toasters, Husbands aka, rough francis (ska, punk), 9 p.m., $10. 18+. fRaNNy O’s: karaoke, 9:30 p.m., free. higheR gROuNd shOwCase lOuNge: fun., steel train, Jarrod Gorbel (indie), 7:30 p.m., $13/15. aa.

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leuNig’s bisTRO & Café: myra flynn & Paul Boffa (jazz), 7 p.m., free. lifT: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

MaNhaTTaN Pizza & Pub: open mic with andy lugo, 10 p.m., free.

The MONkey hOuse: Beat Vision with DJ Disco Phantom (eclectic), 9 p.m., $1.

NeCTaR’s: events are objects (rock), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

ON TaP baR & gRill: Pine street Jazz, 7 p.m., free.

RadiO beaN: ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., free. irish sessions, 9 p.m., free.

Red squaRe: People are strange (The Doors tribute), 8 p.m., free. DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

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blaCk dOOR baR & bisTRO: christabel & the Jons (acoustic), 9:30 p.m., $5. gReeN MOuNTaiN TaveRN: open mic with John lackard, 9 p.m., free. laNgdON sTReeT Café: Justin levinson (singersongwriter), 8:30 p.m., Donations.

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CiTy liMiTs: karaoke with let it rock entertainment, 9 p.m., free. gOOd TiMes Café: tim Grimm (americana), 8 p.m., $10.

TwO bROTheRs TaveRN: open mic Night, 9 p.m., free.

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bee’s kNees: Jim charonko (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

The bRewski: comedy Night with andie Bryan (standup), 7:30 p.m., free.

The shed ResTauRaNT & bReweRy: knotwork (irish), 7 p.m., free.

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AuguSt firSt, 149 S.Champlain St., Burlington, 540-0060. bAckStAgE Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. bANANA WiNDS cAfé & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752. biStro SAucE, 97 Falls Rd., Shelburne, 985-2830. thE bLock gALLErY, 1 E. Allen St., Winooski, 373-5150. bLuEbirD tAVErN, 317 Riverside Ave., Burlington, 428-4696. brEAkWAtEr cAfé, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. brENNAN’S Pub & biStro, UVM Davis Center, 590 Main St., Burlington, 656-1204. citY SPortS griLLE, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720. cLub mEtroNomE, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. frANNY o’S, 733 Queen City Park Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. thE grEEN room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. hALVorSoN’S uPStrEEt cAfé, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. hArbor LouNgE At courtYArD mArriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. highEr grouND, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777.

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he summertime landscape exhibition is a staple in Vermont, but as the days grow shorter and chillier, the bright, colorful shows of the season begin to recede.

At the West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe, however, the colors of summer linger in “Fresh Air,” an exhibition of paintings billed as “landscapeinspired.” While it showcases seven painters, selections from West Branch’s regular stable of artists are also on view.

Collage, the form Henri Matisse famously referred to as “drawing with scissors,” appears in the works of Mariella Bisson, which are clad in Contécrayon-like hues. “Bouldering” is a 20-by-16-inch collage and oil focused on a pile of rocks in the woods. A stand of dark trees in the center of the composition contrasts with the lighter earth tones found nearby, and Bisson’s sturdy arrangement of horizontals and verticals gives the image a jumbled feel. Her 34-by-74-inch “Palenville Summer Panorama” is a mixed-media collage work depicting a creek with three white waterfalls cascading over boulders. The palette is limited, and line is paramount in crafting the scene. The straight edges of the collage pieces make for angular, jagged compositions.

Daniel Gottsegen’s pieces also regard forest interiors. Whereas Bisson’s works are built on earth tones, Gottsegen emphasizes blues and greens. His “Backwoods III” is a 38-by-40-inch treescape with a fairly shallow space.

A tangle of small and medium-sized trunks is crowded into the foreground.

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2010 ART’S ALIVE FESTIVAL WINNERS EXHIBITION: Works by John Young (first place); Wendy James (second); and Kathleen McGuffin (third and Moulton-Steele Emerging Artist Award); and Elizabeth Cleary (Roberto Fitzgerald Award).

Through October 31 at Union Station in Burlington.

Info, 310-3211.

ADAM DEVARNEY: Mixed-media collage paintings that unite the natural and urban worlds and comment on issues of social relevance. Also, the artist offers his first-ever limited-edition print. Through November 30 at Speeder & Earl’s (Pine Street) in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

‘ALZHEIMER’S: FORGETTING PIECE BY PIECE’: An exhibit of 52 contemporary quilted works that offer poignant tribute to victims of the disease, organized by the Alzheimer’s Art Quilt Initiative; and audio recordings of stories from elders, in conjunction with Vermont Public Radio and The StoryCorps Memory Loss Initiative. Also, ‘CIRCUS DAY IN AMERICA’: A multimedia exhibit celebrating the art and experience of the American circus, circa

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“Red Slider” by Craig Mooney

THE COLORS OF SUMMER LINGER IN “FRESH AIR,”

AN EXHIBITION OF PAINTINGS BILLED AS “LANDSCAPE-INSPIRED.” Gottsegen’s “On the Woods Road,” 52 inches square, portrays a nearly buried path, perhaps an old logging road, progressing toward the right through dense woodland. His brushstrokes are short and choppy, and the forest is backlit with softer hues. A sense of mystery pervades the scene.

In her artist’s statement, Susan Wahl1870-1950; ‘JAY HALL CONNAWAY: A RESTLESS NATURE’: A retrospective of the 20th-century New England landscape painter; ‘ALL FIRED UP: SIX CERAMIC ARTISTS FROM VERMONT’: Unique artist-designed installations by a half-dozen of the region’s finest ceramicists; ‘EMBELLISHMENTS: THE ART OF THE CRAZY QUILT’: Extraordinary examples from the permanent collection that have never been publicly exhibited; ‘UPON A PAINTED OCEAN: AMERICAN MARINE PAINTINGS’: Fine works from the permanent collection; ‘TALLY-HO! THE ART AND CULTURE OF THE FOX HUNT’: Artwork, film footage and artifacts from the heyday of the sport in America; ‘THE ART OF OGDEN PLEISSNER: A RETROSPECTIVE FROM THE COLLECTION’: More than 30 rarely seen oils, watercolors and drypoints; ‘GOOD FENCES: VERMONT STONE WALLS’: An outdoor exhibit exploring the medium’s history, variety and materials; and ‘WARREN KIMBLE’S AMERICA’: Favorite works from the country’s best-known contemporary folk artist.

Through October 24 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

VISUAL ART IN SEVEN DAYS:

rab writes, “Beauty is not simple but complex and includes the nitty-gritty of survival that is all of life.” Her approach to that complexity is manifested in watercolors that interweave shimmering layers of color in response to shifting daylight, recalling Claude Monet’s oils.

“Reaching Out” is a long, horizontal composition centered on an overgrown apple tree in an untended orchard. The 21-by-54-inch piece is fashioned with pointillist textures that are indeed gritty, like the surface of evenly grained sandpaper. The composition of “Trinity” is closely related to Gottsegen’s “Backwoods III.” Three tree trunks rise in the foreground, while yellow light glows from the painting’s background.

AMANDA WALLACE: Sculptural mixed-media paintings with recycled materials, Skyway; and Judy Laliberte: mixed-media abstracts, Gates 1 & 2; and Sally Linder: “Homage to Shostakovich Opus 110,” acrylic on canvas, Escalator. Through September 30 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

‘ANSEL ADAMS AND EDWARD BURTYNSKY: CONSTRUCTED LANDSCAPES’: The centerpiece exhibit of the season features more than 60 images by the renowned photographer of the American wilderness and the contemporary Canadian photographer who focuses on human impact in the natural world. Through October 24 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

‘ART AFFAIR’: Dimensional watercolors by Shelburne painter Raimond del Noce Senior appears in this ongoing display of works by local artists. Through September 30 at Shearer Chevrolet in South Burlington. Info, 658-1111.

ART LISTINGS AND SPOTLIGHTS ARE WRITTEN BY PAMELA POLSTON. LISTINGS ARE RESTRICTED TO ART SHOWS IN TRULY PUBLIC PLACES; EXCEPTIONS MAY BE MADE AT THE DISCRETION OF THE EDITOR.

A sun-drenched, red-roofed New England barn is portrayed in “Red Slider” by Craig Mooney. The portrait of rural architecture is a collection of geometric shapes, contrasted by the yellowgreen of the meadow in which it’s sited.

Susan Abbott’s work in the exhibition also includes architectonic forms in bright sunlight. Her “Motel on 302” is a 24-inchsquare piece composed of nine small canvases. Abbott presents the same locale from different points of view. Trees are simplified into cones and spheres, while the sharp angles of deep-blue shadows create rhythms that bracket softer shapes in the landscape. A driveway, sidewalk and roads bisect the shadows.

Abbott’s “Snow Bound” presages Vermont’s coming cold weather. Five 5-by5-inch panels depicting hills formed by plowing are heaped over snowbound houses. Purples can be found in the shadows, and the composition contains more subtlety than do Abbott’s starklined nonsnowy pieces. A diagonal axis running along the top edge of Abbott’s three left-hand panels seems to “speed up” the movement of the work.

Just as autumn divides summer and winter, so the selections of “Fresh Air” straddle the border between realism and abstraction, and “landscape” is a departure point rather than a destination.

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“Fresh Air,” landscape-inspired works.

West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park, Stowe. Through October 11.

ART HOP GROUP EXHIBIT: Sixteen local artists show two-dimensional works in oil, watercolor and acrylic, as well as wall-hung sculpture, in celebration of the newly expanded, 15,000-squarefoot showroom. Through October 15 at Burlington Furniture Company. Info, 860-4972.

ART HOP JURIED SHOW: Artworks in a variety of media by Vermont artists submitted to the 2010 South End Art Hop, and the juror’s choices. Outdoor sculptures sited along Pine Street, Flynn Avenue and other South End locations remain on view for the month as well. Through September 30 at Soda Plant in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

‘BROKEN TILES AND BROKEN LIVES’: An artistic presentation with a written piece by South Burlington seventh graders studying the Holocaust with artist-in-residence Penny Pizer. Through September 30 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall. Info, 865-7166.

BRUCE PENDLETON: Eclectic photographs of clowns, theater and dance. Through October 1 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Info, 849-6435.

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Art ShowS

Call to artists spa holiDay art show: Join studio place Arts member artists in a 3-floor holiday season show.

Visit www.studioplacearts.com and click on “Calls to Artists.” Deadline: october 8. waterColor artists, JurieD show: helen Day Art Center is hosting a show for the Vermont watercolor society. please submit work by october 8. Must be a member of Vws. Juror: susan wahlrab. Maximum size: 44 inches including frame. info, helenday.com.

Crafters wanteD for 3rD annual “holiDay showCase & Craft fair” to be held at bFA Fairfax school on saturday, november 20. Deadline for space reservation and payment is october 15. please contact sarah at 782-6874 for details. granD isle art works: now accepting applications for juried membership. we are artist owned and cooperatively managed. info, jury@grandisleartworks.com.

Von Bargen’s 1st annual fall art show: Juried art show open to all college art students and recent graduates of local universities (one or two years).

All media accepted. Must have six or more pieces available for immediate showing. please email for submission requirements. send submissions to Jeff pierce, Von bargen’s Jewelry, 131 Church st., burlington, VT 05401, or jeff@ vonbargens.com. submission deadline: september 23. show is october 7, 4-7 p.m.

talks & eVents

‘art at the CoaCh Barn’: The 23rd annual exhibition brings together works by Vermont’s finest artists in a broad range of media and styles. september 23 through october 24 at the Coach barn at shelburne Farms. “poetry at the Art show” featuring Julie Cadwalladerstaub reading from her collection Face to Face: Thursday, september 23, 5-6 p.m. info, 985-0328.

Bessie Drennan exhiBit & Craft sale: The 36th annual event, with luncheon put on by the woodbury Firemen’s Auxiliary, benefits the group’s scholarship fund. Thursday through saturday, september 23-25, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.; sunday, september 26, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., south woodbury Church, woodbury. info, 472-5719.

BCa art market: local artists and crafters sell their wares at this burlington City Arts-sponsored open-air bazaar every weekend, weather permitting. saturday, september 25, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m., burlington City hall park. info, 865-7166. hinesBurg fall festiVal art show: Twenty local artists show and sell their works in a variety of mediums, accompanied by live musicians throughout the day. saturday, september 25, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., hinesburg Town hall, hinesburg. info, 482-2407. ‘the lanD-the art-the artist’: part of the “state of Craft showcase events” honoring the 20th anniversary of the Vermont Craft Council, this exhibit features works by seven of the state’s finest crafters: george Ainley (windsor chairs); susan langley (woven baskets); Chris sherwin (glass); Truddi greene (quilts); susan leader (pottery); Cheryl Flett (fiber art); and Don heurerman (wood carving). Through october 31 at gallery at the Vault in springfield.

Celebrate crafts in Vermont with a day of hands-on weaving, spinning

Corliss Blakely: “Visions of nature,” floral and still-life paintings created on the artist’s iphone and ipad. on view saturdays and during First Friday art walks. Through september 25 at Amy e. Tarrant gallery, Flynn Center in burlington. info, 652-4505.

DiCk Brunelle: Recent contemporary paintings in watercolor and acrylic. Through september 30 at penny Cluse Café in burlington. info, 864-0989.

erin inglis: Abstract and nature-themed paintings. Through september 30 at Red square in burlington. info, 318-2438.

‘Christo anD Jeanne-ClauDe’: “The Tom golden Collection,” a nationally touring exhibit featuring drawings, prints, photographs and collages that trace the careers of the husband-and-wife installation artists and convey the monumentality of their process and their work. Through December 18 at Fleming Museum, uVM, in burlington. Talk: An evening with the artist Christo, in which he talks about two works in progress, over the Arkansas River in Colorado, and “The Mastaba” in the united Arab emirates. Reservations required. lower level of the ira Allen Chapel, sunday, september 26, 4-6 p.m. info, 656-0750.

Jim gallugi & John olson: oil paintings of Vermont landscapes, including towns, buildings and farmlands. Through october 10 at emile A. gruppe gallery in Jericho.

Artists’ talk: sunday, september 26, 3-4 p.m. info, 899-3211.

‘frog hollow: 40 years of Vermont Craft’: An exhibit showcasing the craft center’s four decades through commentary, organization descriptions, historical photos and a sampling of works by some of the artisan members, including sabra Field, peter Miller, woody Jackson and more. Through september 30 at Frog hollow in burlington. info, 863-6458. group show: greg Mamczak, nakki goranin, Denise Johnson, sam balling and sean Metcalf exhibit new mixed-media paintings, photography and illustrations. Through september 30 at speaking Volumes in burlington. info, 540-0107. gunDrun kleist-reyna: whimsical sculptures and embroidered fashions by the german-born artist. Through september 30 at salaam in burlington. info, 658-8822.

Jay lanCe spongBerg: photography and collage.

Through september 30 at uncommon grounds in burlington. info, 865-6227.

John perry: Recent holographic work by the owner of burlington’s holographics north. Through october 1 at living/learning Center, uVM in burlington. info, 656-4200.

Jonathan harris: “inner landscapes,” multimedia work by the shelburne native that exposes human emotion on massive and intimate scales, and blurs the boundaries of anthropology, software

Joan feieraBenD: “portraits in Two Visual languages,” abstract oil paintings and realistic pastel drawings. september 24 through november 19 at Tunbridge public library. Reception: Friday, september 24, 7-9 p.m. info, 889-9404.

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gail salzman: “immersion,” recent abstracted, luminous oil paintings dealing with water in all its guises. september 24 through 16t-SpeakingVolumes092210.indd 1 october 26 at Furchgott sourdiffe gallery in shelburne. Reception: Friday, september 24, 5:30-7:30 p.m. info, 985-3848.

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‘the Corinthians’: Artist Fritz gross has curated more than 30 etchings made by residents of Corinth, both professional and amateur. proceeds benefit the east Corinth blake Memorial library. saturday, september 25, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., and sunday, september 26, noon-3 p.m. at Towle hill studio in Corinth. Reception: saturday, september 25, 4-6 p.m. info, 439-3730. niCholas heilig: “Venn Diagrams,” black-and-white illustrations that focus on hypothetical relations between certain philosophical and societal issues.

Through september 30 at 1/2 lounge in burlington. Reception: 16t-nido092210(2).indd 1 wednesday, september 29, 11 p.mmidnight. info, 558-2796. raChel kahn-fogel: “inside out,” intensely colored paintings filled with objects of incongruous size and proportion. september 27 through october 30 at livak Room, Davis Center, uVM in burlington.

Reception: wednesday, september 29, 5-7 p.m. info, 656-8937.

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development, complex systems analysis, graphic design and storytelling. Through october 23 at Firehouse gallery in burlington. info, 865-7165.

JuDe BonD: “A gathering of skirts,” two- and three-dimensional works in a variety of media that explore the lives of women, as well as digitally altered photographic self-portraits. Through october 3 at 215 College gallery in burlington. info, 863-3662. keVyn CunDiff: stained-glass pieces by the burlington artist, in the Main Reading Room.

Through september 30 at Fletcher Free library in burlington. info, 865-7211. lynn rupe: “urban habitat,” paintings depicting wild animals in city environments. Through september 30 at The block gallery in winooski. info, 373-5150. maltex group show: Artwork in a variety of media fills all four floors for the south end Art hop. Through september 30 at Maltex building in burlington. info, 859-9222. ‘manageD lanDsCapes’: local and international photographers contribute to an exhibit that explores the “touch of man” in the natural landscape.

Through october 1 at Vermont photo space gallery in essex Junction. info, 777-3686. buRlingTon-AReA ART shows

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figure Drawing exhiBit: Members of an ongoing life-drawing class show their works: R. steven wienert, Charles w. norris-brown, bennett Johns, Jean Carlson Masseau, lisa Myers, pamela J. betts and Duker bower; and Carl Rubino: fine art photography. Through october 1 at shelburne Art Center. info, 578-5763.

Vermont fine furniture & wooDworking festiVal: The 7th annual event brings together the state’s finest wood products in a variety of forms, from bowls to flooring, as well as demonstrations, activities, live music and food. saturday through sunday, september 25-26, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., union Arena, woodstock. info, 747-7900.

roBert walDo Brunelle Jr.: Colorful vernacular paintings by the Vermont artist at north end studio in burlington. Closing reception: Friday, september 24, 5-8 p.m. info, 863-6713.

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eBen emstroff: neo-op drawings. Through september 30 at pine street Deli in burlington. info, 859-9222.

shelBurne artists’ market: local artists and artisans show and sell their wares, including paintings, photography, handmade clothing, prints, jewelry and more. saturday, september 25, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., shelburne Art Center. info, 985-3648.

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Clark russell: The burlington artist presents new abstract sculptures in aluminum and stainless-steel industrial cutouts. Through october 15 at Jager Di paola Kemp Design in burlington. info, 864-5884.

and felting, and enjoying cider and donuts while fiber artist Cheryl Flett and basketmaker sue langley demonstrate their crafts: saturday, september 25, noon-5 p.m. info, 885-7111.

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‘Contemporary VoiCes from Vermont: art in Context’: Curator of Collections and exhibitions Aimee Marcereau Degalan gives a noontime talk. lunch is available for purchase.

wednesday, september 22, 12:151:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, uVM, burlington. info, 656-0750.

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The book, while extolling the vision that identified Vermont with high-quality handmade items, does not overlook the fact that official funding remained scarce. “While creating the state craft center concept was easy,” writes Esch, “convincing the state government to support and advocate the title was not.”

In fact, while the designation gave legitimacy to the craft center, “the title led many tourists and craftspeople alike to believe that the craft center was also financed by the state,” she notes. In fact, remembers 1977-79 director Tricia Hayes, “There was no money attached to the title at all.”

And that, crafters and administrators may grouse, remains the same today. Indeed, Frog Hollow’s story is one of exhilarating creativity and financial challenges. In the early 1990s, though, new branches opened in Burlington (1991) and Manchester Village (1992), suggesting flush times. “Clearly, ‘the Frog Hollow concept’ was a winner,” writes Esch.

“By its 25th anniversary, Frog Hollow

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t’s been an especially crafty summer. Never mind the usual burst of craft shows that dot the warmseason calendar. The Vermont Craft Council, celebrating 20 years of its own, has honored Vermont’s halfcentury-old craft movement in an aptly named “State of Craft” exhibit, through October 31 at the Bennington Museum, as well as in other showcase events throughout Vermont. Meanwhile, the first state-sanctioned craft center in the U.S. is celebrating its 40th birthday. And (pop-quiz alert) what might that be?

Vermont’s Frog Hollow, of course, so named for the lane next to the roaring Otter Creek Falls in Middlebury where the seminal gallery began in 1971.

OK, math-y types may quibble that it’s not quite 40 years yet, but it’s close.

So close, in fact, that Kasini House Books has issued Frog Hollow: The First 40 Years of the Nation’s First State Craft Center, edited by Frog Hollow’s current executive director, Rob Hunter, and with a foreword by Sen. Patrick Leahy.

In an introduction, Hunter suggests that the book, initially intended to be a catalogue for a 40th-anniversary exhibit, came together in a hurry. But the book’s genesis actually dates back to 1996 with a research project on the craft center by Rachel Esch. Then a student at Middlebury College, Esch wrote a history of the craft center that now appears as chapters in Frog Hollow, covering the years in chunks. In the beginning, there was “a little country town” — Middlebury — whose community leaders were beginning to envision its future. Coca-Cola heir Allen Johnson Jr. and his wife, Linda, wanted to help shape and fund the craft center, and a group of artistic individuals — many of them recent transplants to Vermont — would populate the nascent establishment and teach its classes.

The book is augmented by memories of Frog Hollow’s past directors, artists-in-residence, member-crafters and instructors over the years. One of the last group, Carolyn Long, provides a link from the ’70s, when she taught and administered a children’s ceramics program, to the present exhibit at Frog Hollow on the Church Street Marketplace: Her nearly 3-foot-tall “Clay Angel,” created in 1976, is on view amid the historical photos, posters and other artifacts.

“Clay Angel” by Carolyn Long

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EXHILARATING CREATIVITY AND FINANCIAL CHALLENGES. had annual gross revenues of over $1.7 million and was visited by over 500,000 people a year. Over 1000 students of all ages and abilities were enrolled in craft classes, and even more were involved with demonstrations and lectures.”

Times changed. While Frog Hollow revels in the craft center’s colorful personalities, über-talented crafters, exhibits, educational programs and famous customers (President Clinton!) over the years, it speaks plainly to the problems, as well. During Barbara Lalancette’s brief tenure at the helm in 2002-03, she says, “a contraction began.” The expansion of Frog Hollow — now supporting administrative offices outside Middlebury — and the grant-funded craft school in Burlington could not be sustained. Especially in the shifting global economy: The years following 9/11 saw declining sales and the rise of new, less expensive competitors. And, Lalancette says, little progress was made during this time to keep the craft center competitive in the increasingly important marketplace of the web.

As often happens when organizations are stretched too thin, “people were looked upon as the problem rather than the circumstances,” Lalancette charges — a loaded remark that no doubt has many unhappy stories behind it.

The next few years saw a period of holding on, turning around, making tough decisions and repositioning the

craft center. Says 2003-07 director David Furney, “Thanks to the artists, the board, the very supportive Chittenden Bank and an incredibly dedicated staff, all of this was done on less than a shoestring.”

One of those dedicated employees was Rob Hunter, then gallery manager in Middlebury. But as the Manchester location foundered and ultimately failed, the original Frog Hollow struggled. Staffing shortages required Hunter to take on management of the Burlington gallery, as well. Not surprisingly, he burned out. Hunter describes taking a job in California to “recharge and expand my experiences.” In the two years he was gone, the Middlebury gallery closed its doors.

Hunter writes, “It is sometimes the absence of something that makes us realize the value of it.” For him, that was not just the craft center but Vermont itself. He ended up moving back, without a job or a plan.

But both found him. Asked if he might be interested in returning to the organization, Hunter accepted the directorship of a leaner, more focused Frog Hollow with a single gallery. In his short time there so far, Hunter says, the jurying system has been revamped, and Frog Hollow is exploring “new outlets of craft education” with a variety of other institutions. Significantly, “for the first time in over a decade we are not dependent on a line of credit and have, in fact, shown a notable increase in sales despite economic trends and forecasts.”

Hunter’s pride in his “remarkably resilient” organization is justified by the contents of the gallery itself. One constant: Vermont artisans keep on making beautiful things, and Frog Hollow aims to continue selling them. “Call me an optimist, but I have every confidence that it will easily endure for another forty years,” declares Hunter, “and another forty again.” 

Frog Hollow: The First 40 Years of the Nation’s First State Craft Center is available at the Frog Hollow Gallery on Church Street in Burlington, or through www. froghollow.org. Kasini House Books, 150 pages. $24.95.

Frog Hollow, 85 Church Street, burlington, 863-6458.

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Mark Chaney: “Guiding Light,” images of “collected light” using Tritography, a blending of more than one digital image. Through October 31 at The Skinny Pancake in Burlington. Info, 304-1024.

Meagan eMilia: Fine art photography exploring the beauty of Vermont as well as abstracts and people. Through September 30 at Muddy Waters in Burlington. Info, 658-0466. niCholas heilig: “Liquid Lines,” a collection of paintings and digital images that pay tribute to all that flows. Through September 29 at Signal Kitchen in Burlington. Info, 558-2796. niCholas heilig: “Oil & Water,” pen-and-ink drawings that address the impact of water pollution on the environment. Through October 1 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 558-2796. ‘on the Planet’-Burlington: Sculptures by artists from Japan and the U.S., part of a three-site exhibit also at SPA in Barre and at the historic quarries in Millstone Hill in Barre Town. Through September 22 at Flynndog in Burlington.

Peter gruner shellenBerger: “Uranium,” photographs made with 45 days’ exposure to domestic radiation. Through October 1 at Colburn Gallery in Burlington. Info, 656-2014.

‘Powderized’: Snowboard-influenced artwork, video and photography by Michael Jager and David Lane Roby, Adam Moran, Lance Violette, Randy Gaetano, Chris Copley, Shem Roose, Dennis Healy, Michael Montanaro and more. Through October 8 at Propeller Media Works in Burlington. Info, 401-741-8101.

‘PuPils and FoCi’: Drawings and paintings by Cecilia Ackerman, Sophie Allen and Estafania Puerta. Through September 30 at Designhaus in Burlington. Info, 310-5019. ‘rePresent’: Representative works in a variety of media by more than 30 artists, including members of the collective and others who have worked with the gallery during the past year. Through September 25 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington.

stePhen Beattie: “Through the Lens: Photographs of Grand Teton and Yellowstone National Parks,” large-format digital prints.

Through September 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211.

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24th annual Quilt exhiBition: Windsor County quilters show their finest works in an exhibition that includes demonstrations, workshops and talks with the artists. Through September 26 at Billings Farm & Museum in Woodstock. Info, 457-2355. ‘all aBoard! riding the rails’: The gallery’s first juried show includes 38 images of trains from photographers around the region and selected

by Tony Decaneas, former owner of Boston’s Panopticon Gallery; also Shawn Michelle Smith: a portfolio of conceptual work documenting the historical evolution of the train and photography by the professor of the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. Through September 25 at PHOTOSTOP in White River Junction. Info, 698-0320. ‘all For one’: A group exhibit featuring works in a variety of media by artists from Vermont, New Hampshire and beyond. Through November 1 at Nuance Gallery in Windsor. Info, 299-1801. art in the round Barn: The 20th annual invitational exhibit features 26 of Vermont’s finest artists in a variety of media. Through October 11 at Joslyn Round Barn in Waitsfield. Info, 496-7722.

Brenda garand: “A Subtle Shift,” sculpture and drawing. Through October 10 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.

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‘ConneCtions’: A group show in a variety of media that express physical and spiritual connections, in celebration of the gallery’s newly renovated space. Through November 13 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, 431-0204. ‘douBle exPosure: PhotograPhing CliMate Change’: Images taken over two decades of Alaska’s glaciers and the Alps by mountaineer Bradford Washburn and Boston Globe photographer-writer David Arnold. September 25 through November 28 at Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich. Info, 649-2200. ed ePstein: Recent acrylic paintings of flowers and landscapes. Through October 9 at The Drawing Board in Montpelier. Info, 223-2902. elizaBeth nelson: “In Between,” new oil and mixed-media paintings that depict intersections in the natural world. Through October 29 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. heather ritChie: Whimsical, colorful paintings in mixed media inspired by animals. Through October 15 at Tulsi Tea Room in Montpelier. Info, 223-0043.

‘the Cows CoMe hoMe to Burlington’: More than 30 life-size fiberglass bovines, hand-painted

by Vermont artists and installed on platforms, appear to be grazing around downtown in this public art festival. At the end of the exhibition, the cows will be auctioned to benefit the Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger. Through September 30 in Burlington. Info, 863-3489.

kathy stark: “Interior Landscapes,” mixed-media paintings by the Craftsbury artist. Through October 1 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. katie o’rourke: “Layers,” abstract acrylic paintings. Through October 31 at The Shoe Horn at Onion River in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454.

‘MeMories oF world war ii’: Photographs from the archives of the Associated Press, a touring exhibit composed of 126 historic images. Through October 15 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University in Northfield. Info, 485-2448.

Mollie weBster & hisaya “Paul” ishii: New prints in abstract designs. Through September 30 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901.

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ivey hardy: “At the Shadow’s Edge/A Body in Motion,” artworks depicting a diverse spectrum of body language, from quiet to rodeo-grand.

Through October 3 at Big Picture Theater & Café in Waitsfield. Info, 496-8994.

‘wild on My tongue’: A collaborative exhibition on the subject of lesbian sexuality consisting of 15 haikus by poet Judith Chalmer matted with charcoal nudes by Marie LaPre’ Grabon that were inspired by the poems. Through November 2 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.

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Charles woodard & FaMily: “A Lively Eye,” a retrospective exhibition of landscape and portrait paintings by the local artists. Part of the Calais Fall Foliage Festival. September 26 through October 3 at The Kent Tavern Museum in Calais. Info, 828-5657.

‘stuCk, devotion, desire, destruCtion’: Installations and 2-D work by Wylie Sofia Garcia and Mary Admasian, as well as a piece by eco-fashion artist Sam Talbot-Kelly. Through September 25 at The Backspace in Burlington.

tiM Brookes: “The Endangered Alphabet Project,” wood carvings that address the issue of disappearing languages. September 23 through October 18 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

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‘riddles and lies: Charged By desire’: Haley Bishop, Ian Burcroff, Shawna Cross and Philip Hardy exhibit book art, mixed media, paintings and drawings that focus on reinterpreting the psychology and emotional logic of surroundings or circumstances while also drawing from imagination and the art of manipulation. Through October 1 at Borough Gallery & Studio in Burlington. Info, 393-1890.

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‘Montpelier to thailand’: Photographs by Montpelier High School students who visited a village in Thailand. Through September 30 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com.

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‘on the planet’: A three-site exhibit features sculptures by artists from Japan and the U.S.; in addition to all three floors of SPA, the work is on view at the Flynndog in Burlington and the historic quarries at Millstone Hill in Barre. Through September 22 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

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robin lahue: “Daydreams and Nightscapes,” figurative and landscape oil paintings in an expressionistic style. Through September 30 at Montpelier Village Pizza. Info, 485-7770. ‘the shadow’: The group juried show features works on the theme of the shadow in art. Through October 24 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743.

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annie caswell & Jascha sonis: “Women at Play,” paintings and ceramics, and jewelry, respectively. Through September 30 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032.

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annual full house exhibit: Artworks by Kathy Domenicucci, Sean Dye, Terry Hauptman, Cecily Herzig, Tally Groves, Stephen Proctor and Joseph Robbason. Through October 2 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

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caleb Kenna: “Water in India,” photographs from the international portfolio of the Brandon-based photographer. Through October 1 at The Storm Café in Middlebury. Info, 388-1063. ‘free range: aniMals in art’: Artworks befitting the theme by Cynthia Kirkwood, Carolyn Letvin, Linda Reynolds, Hannah Sessions, Brett Simison and others. Also, Janis sanders: The featured artist of the month shows bold, bright sea- and landscapes. Through November 7 at Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098.

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‘laKe chaMplain through the lens’: The museum’s annual juried photography show features views of the lake in all its glory by both amateur and professional photographers. Visitors are invited to submit their votes for a People’s Choice Award. Through October 18 at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022.

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liza Myers: “Starry Night Sunflower Moonlit Vista,” a 4-by-16-foot mural hanging on the outside of the gallery as part of the Brandon Artists Guild Sunflower Power summer exhibit. Through October 31 at Liza Myers Gallery in Brandon. Info, 247-5229.

Marion guild: “Dusty Drawings and Doodles,” pencil drawings spanning 70 years by the 93-year-old Vermont native. Through September 25 at Carpenter-Carse Library in Hinesburg. Info, 482-2878.

Medana gabbard & gabrielle McderMit: “Country Nostalgia,” figurative folk works, and “Of Earth and Sky: Reflections on a Pastoral Landscape,” paintings, respectively. Through October 31 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956. pat todd: “Art in My Lifetime,” boldly colored scenes from the natural world. Through October 16 at The Art House in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464. sculptfest 2010: The annual outdoor exhibit features works in marble by Frank Anjo, Carlos Dorrien, Don Ramey, Rick Rothrock and Nora Valdez. Through October 24 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097. suMMer group show: Karla Van Vliet, Karin Gottshall, Paige Ackerson, Kit Donnelly and other local artists present their works in a variety of media. Open Saturdays or by appointment only.

Through October 1 at The Gallery at 85 North Street in Bristol. Info, 453-5813. ‘the hale street gang’: Large-scale blackand-white photographs of Randolph-area seniors

by Jack Rowell accompany an audio version of memoirs they’ve been writing during a two-year project led by Sara Tucker. Through December 18 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964.

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If you’re a prospective art patron who likes to consider how that painting will look over the couch — or bed or diningroom table — check out the exhibit at the newly expanded Burlington Furniture Company on Pine Street. Works in oil, acrylic, watercolor and wall sculpture by 16 wildly diverse Vermont artists were hung for the South End Art Hop and remain on view through mid-October.

Pictured: “The Singing Bird Will Come,” a 24-by-48-inch oil on canvas by New Haven artist Anne Cady.

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CREATIVE WOOD CARVING & SCULPTURE SHOW: Wendy Lichtensteiger, George Peterson, Michael Bauermeister and Scott Crocker show works in wood, from small spirit figures to human-size open vessels. Through October 16 at Stowe Craft & Design in Stowe. Info, 253-2305.

CURTIS HALE: “Landscapes Near and Far,” oil paintings that cite the effects of civilization on the natural environment. Through September 28 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158.

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WARREN KIMBLE: Contemporary abstracted paintings from the artist’s “Let the Sun Shine” and “Widows of War” collections. Through December 31 at The Gallery at Brandon Music. Info, 465-4071.

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ANN YOUNG: Paintings of landscapes, portraits, interior scenes and subways in rich colors and conveying a sense of mystery. Through November 7 at Bee’s Knees in Morrisville. Info, 586-8078.

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PEGGY SMITH: “Contain-Her,” a solo exhibition of ceramic sculptures, each of which began with a ball of clay, created during a two-month artist residency. Through October 9 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

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ROBERT GERHARDT: “Life on the Border: The Karen People of Burma,” black-and-white photographs that document people who have been fighting a civil war for independence from the Burmese military. Through December 20 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

ROXANNE MARTINE: “Art for the Home,” fall photography in bright colors and bold compositions. Through September 30 at Townsend Gallery at Black Cap Coffee in Stowe. Info, 279-4239.

SEPTEMBER FEATURED ARTISTS: Paintings by Corliss Blakely, Peter Miller and Henry Trask Riley, and pottery by Susan Delear. Through September 30 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403.

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VANESSA COMPTON: Paintings that address the importance of the subconscious realms. Through October 4 at Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick.

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VERMONT REALISTS SHOW: An exhibit of paintings that celebrate the beauty of the Vermont landscape, featuring Kevin Fahey, Kathleen Kolb, Rett Sturman and Eric Tobin. Through October 2 at River Arts Center in Morrisville.

Info, 888-1261.

‘WE SHARE OUR WORLD’: An exhibit about former refugees from Bhutan, Burma, Iraq and Somalia now living in Vermont includes photographs, interviews, info about countries of origin and interactive features. Through October 16 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College.

Info, 635-1469.

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AUGUST FEATURED ARTISTS: Kevin Bubriski, Kirsten Hoving, Ben Moss, Judith Lee Page, Leslie Parke, Kathie Thompson, Polly Thompson and Tracy Baker show works in a variety of media.

Through September 26 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Info, 362-1405.

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LESLIE PARKE: “Garbage,” a series of abstract compositions from real subject matter drawn from landfills. Through September 26 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester.

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ANN YOUNG: “People and Places,” oil paintings and sculpture. Through October 15 at White Water Gallery in East Hardwick. Info, 563-2037.

MARK TOUGIAS: Landscape paintings inspired by Vermont and upstate New York by the regionally known artist. Through October 31 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818.

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‘THE NATURE OF WOOD’: An exhibit of locally crafted furniture by Vermont woodworkers, 1790 to the present. Through October 23 at Sheldon Museum in Middlebury. Info, 388-2117.

‘FRESH AIR’: Landscape-inspired works by Rebecca Kinkead, Craig Mooney, Aline Ordman, Helen Shulman, Rett Sturman, Susan Wahlrab and Mariella Bisson. Through October 11 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.

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‘EXPOSED! 2010’: UVM sculpture professor Meg McDevitt curates the annual outdoor sculpture exhibit featuring the works of 19 local artists, as well as three international artists, on the gallery grounds and sites around town. Through October 31 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

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movies The Town ★★★★ I can’t help but wonder whether the staff of Boston’s film commission have been getting praise or pink slips over the past few years as the city’s risen to Hollywood prominence as the country’s contemporary capital of fictional crime. The Town arrives on the heels of Clint Eastwood’s Mystic River (2003), Martin Scorsese’s The Departed (2006) and Ben Affleck’s powerful directorial debut, Gone Baby Gone (2007). At the very least, the folks at the tourism bureau have to be ticked off.

Faneuil Hall and the Freedom Trail are attractive getaway options, but you’ve got to figure families may start looking seriously at historic destinations where there’s less chance of getting caught in the crossfire of bad guys making getaways of their own.

This time around, Affleck cowrote the script (based on Chuck Hogan’s best-selling novel Prince of Thieves), directed and cast himself in the lead role. He plays Doug MacRay, the head of a four-man gang of locals specializing in bank heists and armored-car holdups. Doug is a native of Charlestown, a neighborhood that, the opening credits inform us, has produced more bank and armored-car robbers than any place in the

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Easy A ★★★

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he tagline of Easy A is “Let’s not and say we did.” Too bad that also describes the filmmakers’ approach.

For a teen comedy, Easy A talks a good game. It tries to convince us that it’s a vicious skewering of PC pieties and high school hypocrisies; that it’s fiercely honest and articulate; and that it’s not like other teen movies.

“John Hughes did not direct my life,” declares our heroine and narrator, Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone). The script drops disparaging references to Twilight, Sweet Valley High and “Gossip Girl.”

But when it comes time to put up or shut up, Easy A turns out to be as genuine as Olive, whose lying drives the plot. It’s not particularly taboo breaking, nor does it offer a refreshingly realistic alternative to the clichés. Director Will Gluck and writer Bert V. Royal seem to be trying for both the underlying sweetness of a Hughes flick and the coldblooded perversity of Heathers. Though the movie has its moments, most of them thanks to Stone, it achieves neither.

The problems start with the premise.

Someone must have thought that, if Emma set in a modern high school gave us Clueless, The Scarlet Letter translated to the world of webcams would give us ... something. After

whole, wide world. So I guess the Charlestown community has to be pretty tickled, too.

The picture kicks off with a pip of a bank job in Cambridge. The members of the crew wear scary skull masks to protect their identities and freak out the staff and customers.

The tactic works too well. When the branch’s manager (Rebecca Hall) is ordered to open the vault, she’s too flustered to dial the combination correctly. The rest of the movie is set in motion in the seconds that follow. One of the robbers gently holds her shaking hand and says, “Take your time. Breathe.” That’s Affleck, natch. The next thing you know, another robber has decided to take Hall hostage as they make their escape, the sort of move that’s simply not this outfit’s style.

That’s Jeremy Renner as Jem. He’s Doug’s childhood bud and a borderline-psychotic loose cannon. Only he must be off his meds or something, because all his rule-breaking behavior seems to come as a surprise to Affleck’s character — one of the screenplay’s puzzling faux pas. No explanation is offered for Jem suddenly beginning to kidnap, wound and then kill people in the course of conducting business, or for Doug making almost zero effort to curtail these breaches of protocol.

WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM Affleck plays a bank robber who tries to prevent his partner from rubbing out a victim who’s stolen his heart.

The Town is a more conventional story than Gone Baby Gone. Affleck feels bad about Hall’s mistreatment, tracks her down and falls in love, neglecting to mention their previous meeting. The whole “one last job” thing has become something of a crime-film cliché, and that’s what Doug gets roped into here — even as he dreams of leaving his law-breaking ways behind and starting a new life far from Beantown with the unsuspecting beauty.

Complicating matters are Renner’s conviction that it’s smarter to eliminate witnesses than to date them, and a pursuing FBI

agent, played by “Mad Men”’s Jon Hamm, who’s closing in on the crew. The outcome will certainly surprise no one. En route to it, however, are more than enough expertly staged heists, white-knuckle North End chases, snatches of crackling dialogue and convincing performances to make The Town a satisfying place to spend a couple of hours.

It may not come close to the dark beauty of a film like Mystic River, but — you’ve got to give Affleck props — it’s a long, long way from Gigli.

RICK KISONAK

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Thing is, unlike Hester Prynne, Olive isn’t a real sexual transgressor. She’s a dateless virgin who makes the mistake of telling her big-mouthed friend she “did it” when she didn’t. Next thing Olive knows, her school’s rumor mill is churning, and a clique of fervent fundamentalists is praying for her. With her reputation already besmirched, Olive becomes the go-to girl for fat, shy or closeted boys eager to prove their manhood. They give her gifts, and she allows them to tell everyone they got “favors” in return.

Does this sound like it’s happening in 2010, or 1960? Sure, double standards still exist, and the word “slut” packs a punch.

But modern California is not puritan New England, in case the script’s constant stream of PG-13 cussing and innuendo left you in doubt. Furthermore, even back in 1984, Molly Ringwald didn’t think twice before giving her panties to that geek. The kids in Fast Times at Ridgemont High were having, well, fast times.

There’s a weird disjunction between the lack of actual teen sex in Easy A and all its naughty talk. Maybe this says something about Internet culture, where people can (and do) say anything without needing to

GRADED ON A CURVE Stone’s scarlet letter is more likely to stand for “acerbic” than “adultery."

translate words into RL action. Still, the script never offers a plausible reason why Olive’s initial (imaginary) unchasteness is such a scandal — even to the fundies, who appear to have escaped recently from Pleasantville.

Like its premise, much of the movie’s comedy feels forced. Stone singlehandedly keeps scenes moving with her repertoire of grimaces, eye rolls and groans.

She seems more like a 25-year-old chainsmoking standup comic reenacting high school than an actual high schooler, but that’s OK. As a teacher, Thomas Hayden Church also supplies some choice bits.

His anti-Facebook speech is worth seeing just for the bemusement.

If nothing else, Easy A proves that John Hughes lives on. (The film’s romantic moments are pinched unabashedly from Sixteen Candles; its credits roll to “Don’t You [Forget About Me].”) But it’s sad to see a film that purports to be a hard-edged, contemporary satire dissolve into Gen X nostalgia. As teen comedies go, this one’s far from awful. Just don’t expect it to have those ’80s movies’ staying power.

MARGOT HARRISON

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lEGEND oF tHE GUARDiANS: tHE oWlS oF GA’HoolE: The award for Most Unwieldy Title of the Year could go to this 3-D animated fantasy about a young owl on a quest to find his evil-fighting heroes. Based on Kathryn Lasky’s novels. With the voices of Jim Sturgess, Emilie de Ravin, Helen Mirren and Hugo Weaving. Zack (300) Snyder directs. (97 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol [3-D], Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Marquis [3-D], Palace, Sunset, Welden) SoUtH oF tHE BoRDER: For his new documentary, firebrand director Oliver Stone interviewed eight South American presidents in an effort to counteract American media stereotypes of Hugo Chávez and our other southern neighbors. (102 min, NR. Savoy) tHE ViRGiNitY Hit: Billed as American Pie for the YouTube generation, this mock-doc comedy takes the form of a string of Internet vids supposedly made by a teen documenting his buddy’s stumbles toward sexual fulfillment. Written and directed by Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland and produced by Adam McKay and Will Ferrell. With Matt Bennett, Zack Pearlman and Jacob Davich. (86 min, R. Palace) WAll StREEt: moNEY NEVER SlEEpS: In this week’s other, more commercial Oliver Stone effort, the 1987 potboiler about corruption in finance gets an update.

Gordon (“Greed is good”) Gekko (Michael Douglas) emerges from prison and tries to win over the fiancé (Shia Labeouf) of his estranged daughter (Carey Mulligan). With Charlie Sheen and Josh Brolin. (136 min, R. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Welden) YoU AGAiN: Female rivalries take center stage in this comedy about a young woman (Kristen Bell) who finds out her former high school tormentor (Odette Yustman) is about to become her sister-in-law. With Jamie Lee Curtis, Sigourney Weaver and, yes, Betty White. Andy (The Game Plan) Fickman directs. (105 min, PG. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace)

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AlpHA AND omEGAHH It’s like a Judd Apatow movie — with wolves. A wise-cracking omega male finds himself stranded far from home with a perfectionist alpha female in this computer-animated 3D adventure.

With the voices of Hayden Panettiere, Christina Ricci and Justin Long. Anthony Bell and Ben Gluck directed.

(88 min, PG. Majestic [3-D], Palace) tHE AmERicANHHHH Eat Pray Kill? A solitary assassin stops for a picturesque Italian retreat that may not be as peaceful as it seems in this suspense thriller from Anton (Control) Corbijn. With George Clooney, Thekla Reuten and Violante Placido. (107 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset)

AVAtAR: SpEciAl EDitioNHHH This 3-D-only rerelease of James Cameron’s blockbuster features eight extra minutes of footage, including what the director has called an “alien foreplay scene.” You’ve been warned. (170 min, PG-13. Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D]; ends 9/23)

cENtURioNHHH A band of Romans tries to survive guerrilla attacks from the Picts in Britain, A.D. 117, in this ultra-violent period piece from Neil (The Descent) Marshall. With Michael Fassbender, Dominic West and Olga Kurylenko as, you guessed it, a Pict warrior babe.

(97 min, R. Palace)

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EAt pRAY loVEH Julia Roberts stars as a woman who travels to exotic locales to heal wounds of her past and unleash her appetites for food, spirituality and sweet lovin’. With Javier Bardem, James Franco, Billy Crudup and Richard Jenkins. Ryan Murphy, creator of “Glee” and “Nip/Tuck,” directed. (133 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Welden) tHE EXpENDABlESHH1/2 Let’s hear it for actionmovie dudes of a certain age. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren and Steve Austin team up to play a group of grizzled mercenaries who discover their mission isn’t what it seems in this bare-knuckled thriller. Stallone directed. (103 min, R. Big Picture) GEt loWHHHH1/2 Robert Duvall plays yet another ornery old coot in this 1930s-set drama about a loner who insists on throwing his funeral party while he’s still alive. With Sissy Spacek, Bill Murray and Lucas Black. Aaron Schneider directs. (100 min, PG-13. Roxy)

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tHE GiRl WHo plAYED WitH FiREHH1/2 Hacker sleuth Lisbeth Salander (Noomi Rapace) finds herself framed for murder in this adaptation of Stieg Larsson's bestseller. With Michael Nyqvist and Lena Endre.

Daniel Alfredson directed. (129 min, R. Roxy; ends 9/23) GoiNG tHE DiStANcEHH1/2 Two young people struggle to make a transcontinental relationship work in this romantic comedy starring Drew Barrymore and Justin Long. Awww. With Christina Applegate and Ron Livingston. Nanette (American Teen) Burstein directs.

(97 min, R. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) GRoWN UpSH1/2 Five old friends gather to honor the passing of their childhood basketball coach in this comedy from director Dennis (Big Daddy) Dugan.

Starring Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Spade and Adam Sandler, who cowrote the film’s screenplay. (102 min, PG-13. Sunset; ends 9/25) i Am loVEHHHH1/2 Tilda Swinton plays a married Italian aristocrat who develops a dangerous taste for a much younger chef in this drama from writer-director Luca Guadagnino. With Flavio Parenti and Edoardo Gabbriellini. (120 min, R. Savoy; ends 9/23)

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Each film begins at 7:45pm in the Fleming Museum’s auditorium. The preceding lecture for Film Series members begins at 7:00pm.

i’m Still HEREHH1/2 The “I” is Joaquin Phoenix. This is the notorious documentary in which director Casey Affleck chronicles the actor’s year of attempting to make it in the world of hip-hop. Is the whole thing a stunt? You be the judge. (108 min, NR. Roxy; ends 9/23)

Become a UVM Film Series member for just $25 and enjoy these benefits:

iNcEptioNHHHH In the latest sci fi thriller from Christopher (The Dark Knight) Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio plays a thief who infiltrates people’s dream lives. With Ken Watanabe, Ellen Page, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Marion Cotillard. (148 min, PG-13.

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» Free admission to all four films in the series » Discount to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde with Devil Music Ensemble on October 23 » Pre-film lecture by a UVM faculty member » Invitation to special events such as our Soirée Noir on 9/30 » $15 discount on Fleming Museum Memberships

tHE KiDS ARE All RiGHtHHHH Lisa (Laurel Canyon) Cholodenko directed this acclaimed study of modern family values in which a pair of teens with two moms (Annette Bening and Julianne Moore) decide they want to get to know their sperm donor. With Mark Ruffalo, Mia Wasikowska and Josh Hutcherson. (104 min, R. Roxy)

Individual tickets to the films ($9.00 for adults & $4.00 for students) are available at the door, however, they do not include the pre-screening lectures and special events.

lEGENDARYHH The teenage son (Devon Graye) of a college wrestling legend decides to enter the ring in Mel Damski’s sports drama. With John Cena and Patricia Clarkson. (107 min, PG-13. Essex; ends 9/23)

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lottERY ticKEtHH1/2 B2K video director Erik White helms this comedy about a young man (Bow Wow) who has to spend a long weekend defending a ticket worth $350 million from his covetous neighbors. With Brandon T. Jackson, Ice Cube and Naturi Naughton. (99 min, PG-13. Sunset; ends 9/25)

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EASY AHH1/2 A teen (Emma Stone) finds her life starting to resemble The Scarlet Letter in this satire of high school hypocrisies from Will (“The Loop”) Gluck. With Stanley Tucci and Amanda Bynes. (93 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace)

The UVM Film Series is a new membership-based program developed by UVM’s Film and Television Studies, Lane Series, and Fleming Museum.

The four films, two each semester, will be screened at the Fleming Museum and preceded by a lecture introducing the film with UVM faculty member Hilary Neroni, followed by a Q & A for the audience.

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DEVilHH1/2 Five strangers get trapped in an elevator with something scary in this horror flick advertised as “from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan,” though Brian Nelson scripted and Drew Dowdle and John E. (Quarantine) Dowdle directed. With Chris Messina, Bokeem Woodbine and Bojana Novakovic. (80 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount)

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cAiRo timEHHHH Yet another film about a middleaged woman tempted by love in an exotic place. But this one has the great actress Patricia Clarkson and a detailed view of the Egyptian city from writer-director Ruba Nadda. With Alexander Siddig. (89 min, PG. Palace)

DESpicABlE mEHH1/2 Steve Carell voices a dastardly villain plotting to steal the moon in this animated adventure comedy. With the voice acting of Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Kristen Wiig and Miranda Cosgrove. Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud directed. (95 min, PG. Capitol [3-D], Majestic [3-D]; ends 9/23)

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ANimAl KiNGDomHHHH Not a cute-critter documentary. A teen finds himself pulled into a life of crime in this intense drama from Australian director David Michôd. With James Frecheville and Guy Pearce.

(112 min, R. Roxy; ends 9/23)

Lucy (The Devil’s Playground) Walker interviews past and future heads of state to make her case that nuclear weapons menace the human race now more than ever.

Gary Oldman narrates. (90 min, PG. Roxy; ends 9/23)

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wednesday 22 — thursday 23 The town 6:30, 9. Easy A 6:30, 9. Resident Evil: Afterlife 6:30, 9. The American 6:30, 9. Eat Pray Love 9. Despicable me (3-D) 6:30. friday 24 — thursday 30 *Legend of the Guardians: The owls of Ga’Hoole (3-D) 1:30 (Sat & Sun only) 6:30, 9. *Wall Street: money Never Sleeps 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30, 9. *You Again 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30, 9.

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Resident Evil: Afterlife (3-D) 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Going the Distance 4, 9:35. machete 12:30, 5:10, 9:40. The American 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. Avatar: Special Edition (3-D) 3:30, 7. Eat Pray Love 12:50, 6:30. toy Story 3 (3-D) 1:15. friday 24 — thursday 30 *Legend of the Guardians: The owls of Ga’Hoole (3-D) 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:25. *Wall Street: money Never Sleeps 1, 3:50, 6:40, 9:25. *You Again 12:40, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45.

Devil 1:20, 3:25, 5:30, 7:35, 9:40. Easy A 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25, 9:35. The town 1:10, 4, 7, 9:35. Resident Evil: Afterlife (3-D) 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:15, 9:30.

The American 4:10, 9:30.

Eat Pray Love 12:50, 6:30.

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friday 22 — thursday 23 The town 1:15, 4 (opencaptioned), 4:40, 6:50, 8, 9:35. Alpha and omega (3-D) 1:10, 3:20, 6:10, 8:20.

Devil 1, 3, 4:50, 7:30, 9:30.

Easy A 2, 4:20, 7:10, 9:20.

Resident Evil: Afterlife (3-D) 1:50, 4:30, 7, 9:40. Going the Distance 1:20, 6:20. machete 3:40, 8:40. The American 1:40, 4:10, 6:40, 9:10. Avatar: Special Edition (3-D) 3:50.

7:20. Nanny mcPhee Returns 1:45. The other Guys 1:05, 6:30. Inception 3:30, 9:30.

Despicable me (3-D) 1:30. friday 24 — thursday 30 ***Beauty and the Beast Sing-Along Wed only: 6:30. ***The Exorcist: Extended Director’s cut Thu only: 7, 10:30. *Legend of the Guardians: The owls of Ga’Hoole (3-D) Fri-Sun: 12:40 (open-captioned), 1:20, 2:45, 3:40, 4:50, 6:10, 7:10, 9:20.

Mon-Thu: 1:20, 2:45 (opencaptioned), 3:40, 4:50, 6:10 (except Wed & Thu), 7:10, 9:20. *Wall Street: money Never Sleeps Fri-Sun: 12:50, 1:45, 3:50, 4:40, 6:40, 8, 9:30.

Mon & Tue: 1, 1:45, 3:50, 4:40, 6:40, 8, 9:30. Wed & Thu: 12:50, 1:45, 3:50, 4:40, 6:40, 8, 9:30. *You Again 12:55, 3:30, 6:30, 9:10. The town Fri-Tue: 1:10, 4, 6:50, 8:20, 9:35. Wed & Thu: 1:10, 4, 6:50, 8:40 (Wed only), 9:35. Alpha and omega (3-D) 1, 3:20, 6. Devil 1:50, 4:30, 7:20, 9:35. Easy A 1:30, 4:10, 7, 9:25. Resident Evil: Afterlife (3-D) 1:40, 4:20, 7:15, 9:40. The other Guys 8:10.

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wednesday 22 — thursday 23 Animal Kingdom 2, 4:30, 7. I’m Still Here 2, 4, 6:25, 8:45. Restrepo 4:10, 8:20.

The town 1:50, 4:20, 6:50, 9:10. countdown to Zero 2:10, 6:30. The American 4:25, 8:30. Get Low 2:30, 4:40, 7:10, 9:15. The Girl Who Played With Fire 9:20. The Kids Are All Right 1:55, 6:35.

6:20, 8:30. centurion 1:30, 4:15, 6:55, 9:25. Devil 1:05, 3, 4:55, 7:10, 9:30. Easy A 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:25, 4, 6:50, 9:05. The town 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. cairo time 1:35, 3:50, 6:35, 8:45. Resident Evil: Afterlife 1:45, 4:10, 7:05, 9:25. The American 1:10, 3:35, 6:45, 9:10. machete 1:15, 9:20. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 3:40, 6:40. friday 24 — thursday 30 *Legend of the Guardians: The owls of Ga’Hoole 1:20, 3:30, 6:25, 8:35. *The Virginity Hit 12:50, 2:50, 4:50, 7, 9:20. *Wall Street: money Never Sleeps 12:45, 3:40, 6:35, 9:25. *You Again 1:10, 3:35, 6:45, 9:10. Alpha and omega 1:45, 6:20. centurion 6:55. Devil 1:40, 4:05, 9:30. Easy A 1:25, 4, 6:50, 9:05. The town 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. cairo time 1:35, 3:50, 6:40, 8:45. The American 3:55, 8:30.

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wednesday 22 — thursday 23 Devil 6:30, 9. Nanny mcPhee Returns 6:30.

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wednesday 22 — thursday 23 The town 7. The American 7. The other Guys 7. friday 24 — thursday 30 *Wall Street: money Never Sleeps Fri: 6:45, 9:15. Sat: 2:30, 6:45, 9:15. Sun: 4:15, 7. Mon-Thu: 7. Going the Distance Fri: 7, 9:10. Sat: 2:30, 7, 9:10. Sun: 4:30, 7.

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by Lottery ticket. The town 7:30 followed by Going the Distance followed

by Piranha. takers 7:30 followed by The other Guys followed by Grown Ups. The American 7:30 followed by machete followed by Vampires Suck. sunday 26 *Legend of the Guardians: The owls of Ga’Hoole 7:30 followed by Nanny mcPhee Returns. The town 7:30 followed by Going the Distance. takers 7:30 followed by The other Guys. The American 7:30 followed by machete.

friday 24 — thursday 30 ***The manhattan Short Film Festival 1, 4, 7, 9:30. *Wall Street: money Never Sleeps 1:20, 4, 6:40, 9:20.

Restrepo 4:10, 6:20. The town 1:50, 4:20, 6:50, 9:25. The American 2, 4:25, 6:20 (except Mon), 8:30 (except Mon). Get Low 2:30, 4:40, 7:10, 9:15. The Kids Are All Right 1:55, 8:15.

friday 24 — thursday 30 Devil 9. takers 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30, 9. Nanny mcPhee Returns 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30.

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tHE toWNHHH1/2 Ben Affleck the director is back with this crime thriller about a Boston bank robber who finds himself falling for a witness. This time he also stars, along with Rebecca Hall, Jeremy Renner, Chris Cooper and Jon Hamm. (125 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset) toY StoRY 3HHHH: The toys are back in town. Tom Hanks, Tim Allen and the rest of the original’s voice cast return for a third adventure, this time in 3-D. Lee (Toy Story 2) Unkrich directs. (98 min, G. Essex [3-D]; ends 9/23)

tHE otHER GUYSHHH1/2 Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg try to wring a few last laughs from the clichés of cop shows in this comedy about a pair of not-so-badass detectives who attempt to improve their rep. With Steve Coogan and Samuel L. Jackson.

Adam (Stepbrothers) McKay directs. (107 min, PG-13.

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David (Hard Candy) Slade directed this one. Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.

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piRANHA 3-DHHH1/2 Record amounts of fake blood were reportedly spilled in the making of this reboot of the campy horror franchise about toothy prehistoric fish that invade a lake full of wasted college kids. With Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O’Connell and Eli Roth. Alexandre (High Tension) Aja directs. (89 min, R. Sunset; ends 9/25)

VAmpiRES SUcKH From Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, who brought us Meet the Spartans and other parody mashups, comes a spoof of Twilight and its ilk. With Ken Jeong, Matt Lanter and Jenn Proske. (80 min, PG-13. Bijou, Sunset; ends 9/25)

RESiDENt EVil: AFtERliFEHH In this fourth entry in the apocalyptic action series based on a video game, Milla Jovovich fights more zombies while searching for survivors of the previous film, Extinction — this time in 3-D. With Ali Larter and Wentworth Miller. Paul W.S. Anderson directs. (97 min, R. Capitol, Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Marquis [3-D], Palace) REStREpoHHHH1/2 One of the scariest documentaries you’re likely to see. Journalists Sebastian (The Perfect Storm) Junger and Tim Hetherington won the Grand Jury Prize at Sundance for their insider’s look at a platoon of U.S. soldiers stationed in one of the deadliest parts of Afghanistan. (94 min, R. Roxy) Scott pilGRim VS. tHE WoRlDHHH1/2 Michael Cera playing a sweet li’l underdog? Say it ain’t so! He’s a young musician who must battle his dream girl’s “seven evil exes” in this adaptation of the graphic novels by Bryan Lee O’Malley. Edgar (Shaun of the Dead) Wright directed. With Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin and Anna Kendrick. (113 min, PG-13.

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tAKERSHH1/2 Idris Elba, Paul Walker, Chris Brown, Michael Ealy and Hayden Christensen play bank robbers who try to pull off One Last Job. Matt Dillon plays the detective on their trail. Zoe Saldana’s in there, too. John Luessenhop directs. (107 min, PG-13.

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aries (March 21-april 19): right-wing talk-

show host rush limbaugh is a person whose ideas and attitudes repel me. but in the dream i had last night, i enjoyed hanging out with him. He was affable and humorous. We had several fun adventures together. Here’s how i interpret the dream: it doesn’t necessarily mean that limbaugh is a better human being than my bias allows me to imagine. rather, i think i’m becoming more relaxed about people i disagree with. i’m less susceptible to being motivated by hatred. i’m able to maintain a live-and-let-live approach to things that used to knock me off center. you’re now set up for a similar shift, aries. i hope you take advantage.

taUrUs (april 20-May 20): you have entered a phase in your astrological cycle when your best lessons will come from doing hard work. i mean that in the most literal way: intensifying your commitment to doing your job with maximum integrity and intelligence and excellence. but i also mean that you should concentrate on what needs fixing, refinement and upkeep in other areas of your life. Could your best relationships use some tweaks that would pump up the collaborative energy?

Would you consider making a course correction in your spiritual path? is there any part of your rhythm that could use more discipline and organization? gemiNi (May 21-June 20): i’m getting ex-

cited to see what you’ll create in the coming weeks. you’re slipping into the most expressive groove you’ve been in for a while. i’m guessing that any minute now your imagination will start churning out a wealth of fresh perspectives and new approaches. Half-rotting problems that have just sat there immobile for weeks or even months will begin morphing into opportunities as you zap them with your frisky grace. Misunderstandings that have festered far too long will get cleansed and salved by your tricky ingenuity. get the party started!

creek at dusk, the silhouette of a woman in a kayak came flowing my way. The last crease of the orange sun hovered on the horizon behind her. i spied the reflection of the planet Venus shimmering in the violet water before i saw it in the sky. The temperature was balmy. a translucent spider floated nearby at the end of an airborne silk strand. nine geese in

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approach as you cruise and schmooze in the coming weeks. Charm people with good surprises. expand your bag of tricks and use everything in it.

capricorN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): i’m not a big believer in the idea that dreams are prophetic. i’ve recorded thousands of my own dreams, and just three of them have foreshadowed waking life events that actually occurred. However, i have often found it valuable to regard my dreams as pointers on how to develop unripe aspects of myself. For example, when i was 19 i had a series of dreams suggesting that the best way to become a writer was simply to write at least three hours every day. i acted on those prompts and they worked. i bring this to your attention, Capricorn, because it’s prime time for you to tap into your own dreams for tips on how to create your best possible future.

leo (July 23-aug. 22): Focus on what’s small

and slippery, leo. turn your gaze away from what’s big and obvious. exult in the salamander on the rock and a friend who has a new trick and the guilty pleasure you just discovered; excuse yourself from obsessing about the state of the economy, the meaning of life, and the clash between science and religion. your pleasurable duty is to love what’s in the midst of changing, and not fixate on trying to make arrangements that will supposedly last forever. Don’t just grudgingly attend to the mercurial details; dive in as if playing with them were your central purpose.

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(aug. 23-sept. 22)

“Artists suffer for their work, but they don’t mind,” read the headline in the San Francisco Chronicle. The attached article featured brief interviews with five artists who all said they enjoy doing their creative work so much that they gladly put up with the privations it causes them. That’s the spirit I’d like you to embrace in the coming weeks, Virgo. See if you can immerse yourself in a labor of love with so much enthusiastic devotion that you drive away some of your aches and anxieties.

libra

(sept. 23-oct. 22): albert einstein was extremely famous during his lifetime. although he had no publicity machine promoting him, his face became an iconic symbol for genius. “einstein” was, in effect, a brand name that made people think of creativity, wisdom, and imagination. There were times that bothered him. “i am no einstein,” he said, preferring to be his raw self rather than the idol on a pedestal. i offer his example up to you, libra. you can benefit from slipping away from, ignoring and even rebelling against your image right now. return to the source of your ever-evolving life energy.

scorpio (oct. 23-nov. 21): My proposed as-

aQUariUs (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): in his opening comments on an episode of his tV show, stephen Colbert announced, “i have butterflies in my stomach. i just ate a cocoon quesadilla.” if i’m reading the omens correctly, you, too, will soon have fluttering sensations in your gut, but not because of your food choices. rather, you’re likely to be quivery and atwitter due to encounters with the great Unknown — arrivals from beyond the Wild blue yonder that will blow your mind and recalibrate your philosophy of life. Don’t worry. your appointments with the numinous are likely to be stirring, even awe-inspiring, but not frightening. P.s. you should celebrate the fact that you feel free enough to go exploring so far and wide.

sagittariUs (nov. 22-Dec. 21): i love to listen to DJ schmeejay on san Francisco radio station KUsF. like a throwback to the golden age of FM radio in the 1970s, he plays a “visceral, cinematic” mix that delights you with a flow of unpredictable juxtapositions. Unlike some music experts who harbor haughty elitist prejudices, the dude is an open-minded aficionado. His playlist may include a psychedelic tune, flapper-jazz, a pretty pop song, a barbershop quartet, 1960s folk, polka and trip-hop. He understands that good entertainment keeps you guessing about what’s going to come next. i urge you to borrow his

signment for you would be fun, but it wouldn’t be easy. it would require you to dissolve at least one of your fixations, escape at least two of your habits, and override at least three of your dogmatic beliefs. i’ll completely understand if you’re not up for the challenge. but if you’re game, read the following excerpt of a poem by Pablo neruda (translated by alastair reid), and incorporate its attitude into your daily rhythm. “i have a mind to confuse things, unite them, make them new-born, mix them up, undress them, until all light in the world has the oneness of the ocean, a generous, vast wholeness, a crackling, living fragrance.”

pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): “if we wish to outline an architecture that conforms to the structure of our soul,” wrote Friedrich nietzsche, “it would have to be conceived in the image of the labyrinth.” i take this to mean that clarity, assuredness and singlemindedness are luxuries the ego may indulge in, but they are not the natural state of our deepest selves. rather, at our cores, in the essential primal source that sustains us, we are complicated and meandering ... mysterious and exploratory ... curious and questioning. in other words, it’s perfectly healthy to be in a labyrinthine state of mind. i hope this meditation helps you enjoy your upcoming season of soul.

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v-formation trumpeted as they soared overhead. When the woman got close enough for us to see each other’s faces, she addressed me. “We win!” she exclaimed jubilantly, then paddled onward. i agreed. We were basking in a great victory, paradise having temporarily descended into our midst. This is the kind of triumph i expect you’ll be capable of achieving several times over in the coming week.

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When Caleb Smith, 19, approached the pharmacy counter at a drugstore, showed a gun and demanded narcotics, police in Pensacola, Fla., said pharmacist Steven Rodick handed a paper bag containing the drugs to Smith, who set the gun on the counter so he could open the bag to check its contents.

Rodick immediately picked up the gun, which turned out to be a starter pistol. Smith fled, but a store employee tripped him and helped Rodick detain him until police arrived. (Northwest Florida Daily News) A drunken, heavyset woman wearing an oversized floral shirt and shorts approached the counter at a Taco John restaurant in La Crosse, Wis., and demanded a soft-shell taco and cash. The woman tried to back up her demand by pulling a hammer from her pocket, but the weapon snagged on her shorts.

While she was tugging on the handle, the cashier pressed the restaurant’s panic button and called 911. The suspect fled without any money, but police arrived in time to chase down Julie Bailey, 38, who was still holding the wooden hammer. (La Crosse Tribune)

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Fire officials concluded that a 12-acre blaze in Southern California requiring 150 firefighters to extinguish was caused by a golfer trying to hit out of the rough. After his ball landed off the fairway at the Shady Canyon Golf Course in Irvine, the golfer, whose name was withheld, struck a rock with his club, causing a spark that ignited the rough. The fire burned through the rough, into vegetation next to the course and over two dry, brushy hillsides. (Associated Press)

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(Associated Press) British art student James Gilpin has figured out how to make whisky from his diabetic grandmother’s urine. He said he got the idea after reading that diabetes sufferers have lots of sugar in their urine. Explaining that he boils the urine, cleans the sugar crystals that are left and adds them to grain, malt and water, Gilpin insisted, “The urine produces a very nice drink.” (Scotland’s STV)

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Researchers in Scotland say they’ve figured out how to power motor vehicles using the world’s first urine-powered fuel cells. Whereas fuel cells usually use flammable hydrogen gas or toxic methanol to generate electricity, the prototype developed by Shanwen Tao and Rong Lan of Heriot-Watt University’s School of Engineering and Physical Sciences in Edinburgh relies on urea, an organic chemical produced as waste when the body metabolizes protein. The university said Tao got the idea to use urea because he’d seen it used as fertilizer while growing up in China. (South Asia’s ANI news service)

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A woman who received a Botox treatment and cheek and lip fillers at a cosmetic dermatology center in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., skipped out on the $3300 tab, police reported. Dr. Shino bay Aguilera, a dermatologist and former model, said the walk-in customer received 50 painful needle pricks without requesting a topical anesthesia and refused to have her pretreatment photo taken, although a surveillance camera at the center caught her on tape. After two and a half hours of treatments, the woman told the staff at the Shino Bay Cosmetic Dermatology & Laser Institute she needed to get cash from an ATM to pay her bill and left behind a purse, but she never came back. “This is happening all through-

Insurance investigators blamed dead houseplants for a fire that caused $20,000 in damages to a home in Paragould, Ark. “The fire was caused by self-heating through decomposition of organic materials contained within a plastic flowerpot,” said a letter from State Farm Insurance Co. to homeowner Brian Duncan, 51. (Associated Press)

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If there is anything else, just ask & I will tell. tigger17, 47, l, #118783 jokester looking for luvbug :) I am a fun-loving, easygoing, country woman who likes to cuddle during

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Sweet w/ a Splash-o-Sass I am a witty gal w/ substance; kind hearted & affectionate; honest & sometimes blunt; creative & intuitive. I don’t fit into a box & I pride myself on that. I am looking for someone who is genuine, sweet, cleverly witty, smart, creative & fun. gracefulofgrace, 30, l, #103552 FROM HER ONLINE PROFILE: What is your most prized possession? My hiking boots, GPS, and comfy bed.

HEADY, FUNKY, FULL OF LIFE! I’m a complex Libra looking for someone who can hold my interest in a conversation about nothing.

MUST LOVE MUSIC & all things surrounding it, especially shakin’ it out at a show. I love to cuddle, I don’t lie, I call ‘em like I see ‘em. I’m looking for someone who can get down w/ that! GlassMan, 24, l, #118989 Eggs on toast w/ cheese I’m occasionally scolded for not being serious enough, but first & foremost I consider myself a great dad. Guess I’m a classically attractive guy; fit, but not into showing it; smart, but a little attention deficit. I’d like to meet someone who can play in the snow, chill w/ music, keep random conversation & I’m attracted to physically. cookiedusters, 34, l, #118984 Live Simply, Date locally If you are 30-40, in good shape, physical, health-conscious, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, empathetic, hardworking, rational, intelligent, funny, independent & attractive, I probably am interested in getting to know you better. DIYGuy, 44, l, #118957 Nerdy, Creative, half-insane scientist So, my pitch: I recently moved here from a land far, far away & came to the realization that I work too much, talk too little & generally have no life whatsoever. plasticangel, 32, l, #118926

home to have friends over & cook, party & live! simpatico, 40, u, l, #118826 Pretty & witty & bright I basically spend my time working & then quickly transition to hanging out w/ my friends at my cute apartment or at the bars. I like to meet new people & I’m very social. Honestly, I am a good, caring person who just wants to enjoy life & have a good time. bakey388, 22, l, #118747 nicest guy around looking for the same. I am honest and kind, caring and affectionate. I live in a small cabin overlooking the mountains and the sunset,- i just need someone to share in this peace and beauty. Life is always better if you can share your happiness with one special person. Maybe you’re the one. bluejay123, 57, l, #110281 bi-deadhead Bi married male into Grateful Dead and Phish seeking other gay or bi men for fun times and... biguy69, 32, u, #117616 lonely bear I live in Franklin County & don’t drive, but I can host if anyone can come up this far north. Also, I will be in Burlington 6/28-7/23 & could host then. I’m looking for a man for some adult fun, NSA, but if a friendship grows out of sex, that’s a great bonus. roberts, 60, u, #101454

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Life’s a beach Grad student always feeling like the third wheel. Enjoys good concerts, sporting events, the outdoors, staying active, road trips, big cities & the beach.

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little package of hard-core fun Born-again kid on the outside, yet w/ the wisdom of age on the inside. If the way to your heart is through your stomach, then call me Cupid. Looking for someone who is young at heart,

Let’s Laugh Together Transfered to UVM. Want to meet people. I’m super sarcastic, sorry in advance. I like exploring on my bike. If I get to know some cool people, that’d be nice. WillingtoTry, 21, l, #119018

work hard play hard Independent, fun guy, new to town, looking for friends & fun! Like all things outdoors, especially sun, swimming, boating, tennis, walking, skiing. Believe in making the most of the week & the weekend. Travel a lot, but like to return

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Seeking Adventure in VT! Am looking for someone to keep me company on my adventures, as well as accompany him on his. Show me your favorite hike, restaurant, brewery, view, or whatever; I’m up for it all! Me: genuine, honest & allaround good person. You: hopefully the same. citygurl, 28, l, #118954

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New to the scene. Interested in meeting someone who enjoys a good conversation & being outside.

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Environmentalist. Hiker.

Nerd. Hippie.

I’m a law student who wants to save the world someday. But in the meantime, I’m new to Vermont & would love to have someone show me around.

Hiking, cheese, maple syrup, the music scene, you name it. Shoot me an email & let’s grab coffee sometime! envirolawyer13, 23, l, #119020

up for an adventure I’m hardworking, playful, sarcastic, spontaneous, adventurous, loving, shy, athletic, carefree & trustworthy.

I love the outdoors, good beer, being w/ my friends & hanging w/ my dog.

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Sassy, energetic & hopeless romantic I LOVE having fun, trying new & different things. Hopefully, one of these days I will go sky diving & bungee jumping, that’s just to name 2. Looking for someone to share my adventures & laugh w/, who is honest, passionate, loves to talk & has goals. Send me a message & ask me all the questions you want; nowhere near enough room here. Sassy77, 32, l, #118962

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creative license I look to engage many aspects of life to make an interesting & fulfilling ride. I work to create, to reap the benefits, to make it all feel worthwhile.

Chenango7, 30, l, #118998

ALL YOU WOULD EVER NEED Well, I’m 27, 5’10, about 138 lbs., dark complected, thin build. I am the submissive type; I will do just about what it takes to please. I am a homebody looking for love. Some of my interests are cars, computers & vintage audio equipment. Please, only those who are looking for a serious relationship. Will send pic upon request. BOYPRINCE, 27, #118869

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wanna ride? cycling, that is Lively, passionate, professional woman who loves being outdoors. I am positive, love to laugh & exercise is a huge part of who I am. I swim, bike, run, ski, golf & most anything else; even love to dance. Seeking athletic M who rides 17-18 mph & will push me to next level.

No married men. Leave ego at home, please. cyclewithme, 50, l, #118965

Confident seeks like-minded Gent I am a humanitarian by nature.

Genuine, mindful & intuitive of the needs of others, and confident of my abilities. I deeply appreciate the wellness nature renders, physically & mentally. Ultimately, I seek longterm companionship, but for now, a gentleman who values keeping it simple, and anticipates moments of laughter & witty banter would suit me just fine ;). polishedcountrygirl, 45, l, #118903

a good movie. I love to cook. I am an outgoing person who likes to do anything outside. I am all about honesty & being kind, so I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve. 118768, 40, u, #118768

fun to share w/ someone w/ similar interests. BFAM12, 24, l, #118941

Hispanic Student Loves American Ladies Foreign student from South America. Love American women.

Love experimenting & I have experience in outdoors, BDSM, etc. spanishgardener, 20, #118865

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Because I have two school-age children, I must be a mom first & the flip side of the coin second (behind closed doors, of course). Bi_Bi_Baby, 36, #118948

Women seeking?

Let’s get curious together Looking for a woman or couple (if the fit is right) to play in a way I’ve never tried before but always wanted to.

Have a family & a career, so discretion a must. Looking for a new, fun adventure.

Send me a message & we’ll see where it leads. tanqueraygirl, 43, #119021 Sexy, Natural, Intuitive Girl I’m a clean, smart, outgoing girl looking to experiment w/ other girls for the first time. I’d also love to see what the men out there can offer. I’m confident in bed & love to know where I can make improvements. I’m flirty & VERY sexually charged, so I need someone who can keep up w/ me. optimisticloving, 20, l, #119017

tall, skinny hottie I’m looking for someone to hang out with. I’m interested in getting to know FLVTGUY who moved to Vermont a month ago, but willing to meet others, ages 18-32. Sorry, not looking any older than 32; just the way I was brought up. I love to go swimming, for long late-night walks, dancing, fishing & much more. shybutsexy, 22, #118943 anyone out there?

19 y.o. student looking for someone to chat w/ over some coffee sometime.

Nothing too serious, just some fun. Ability to hold conversation a must! Kwirked, 19, #118905 need a shake up In a dull relationship now. Feel like I am missing out on my sexual prime.

Need someone to take me to the edge & over. New at experimentation/kink but sure have some great fantasies.

Contact me if you want to tutor a newbie! morespice, 50, l, #118864

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playful attractive sweetheart I am a fun, playful & high-spirited woman, & at the same time intimate & quiet. I am looking to connect w/ a man who can share & enjoy life w/ me! codybabe, 28, #119015 Sexy woman ISO hot Bi Woman 25 y.o., D/D free, sexy woman w/ nice tits, 5’8, slender, black hair, baby blues, could use some kink in my life.

Looking for a BIF to have some discreet encounters w/ myself & my sexy, dark, Italian man. Both of us are fit & sensual & want to bring in a third for fun only. Bewtifulgrl, 25, #118980

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You & me I’m a big girl who wants to have fun. Anglegurl, 22, l, #118958 Two sides of a Coin In a solid relationship, but he knows that I am bi & attracted to women. So we have agreed that I am allowed to find myself a woman friend w/ benefits.

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UR NEW SEX TOY Just looking for fun. Whatever you are willing to do, I’m down.

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looking for hot fun Nerdy babe looking for some discreet fun. Pleasure me & I will pleasure you :). nerdybabe, 22, #118846

play w/ me Just want sex w/ a woman (all kinds).

WM, 39, 6’2, 220, brown/blue. If you want an NSA thing, send me an email & we can see if we are for each other. justforyou, 39, #115535

My drugs are sex/coffee Enjoying my life one day at a time.

Adding some more fun would be even more fulfilling. I would be more than happy to send you photos, but I don’t have the equipment for it. I could send pictures through cell/text. I don’t think I would disappoint you. kk, 37, #118822

Outgoing, Athletic, Country, Funny, Motivated I’m an athletic, down-to-earth man looking for some excitement & someone fun, who wants to hook up or hang out & see what happens. I

Purrrrr By day I am nothing if not appropriate/ professional. By shadow of gloaming, I can be all things feral. I carry within the dark rider of need which wants to lengthen/loosen under the skillful attention of one who would bend me to their desire. I am willful & have a strength of body/soul that necessitates equal strength of character. I long for the woman who possesses surety of self, razor-sharp wit & biting intellect to assuage my recent bout of vanilla.

I need to ease into things but am wanting you to: Tie me up, tie me down, be my fingersmith, let me service you, unfetter through flagellation & release a river of tears to dance diamonds down my chest for you. Titillate & tickle me w/ words, skate the ice cool rim of boundaries & explore the geography of the flesh w/ me. Mkitty, 36, l, #118816 horny, fun-living sex kitten I am someone who is learning about herself & looking for a good time.

I want to experience life to the fullest. I like to please & be pleased. haileysmommy, 24, l, #118803

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soft core or hard core Looking for new adventures, either sexual or not. Looking to have a good time between the sheets, on the town, or place of your choice. knottyboyvt, 26, #118919 tall, large, dominant Not really sure what to say here.

Looking for a bit of fun but new to the interweb scene. sonj82, 25, #118910 Tit Lover I have always been rough & dominant w/ women & most don’t seem to like it. I am especially rough w/ tits.

I have always squeezed them really hard, working them like you would when you knead bread dough. Does any of this sound interesting to you? Muyak2010, 43, l, #118886 sensual/dominate Looking for a women to explore sexual fun & adventure. Hidden wants & desires. Pleasing you, flogging, spankings, kissing, role play. She needs to be fun loving & open minded.

Long-lasting excitement for grown-up play. dominateu, 46, u, l, #118867

If you want to play & have fun, let me know. lax34, 46, l, #118788

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Stone Butch Daddy I believe in the transformational power of words, intent & actions. I believe we need to cry more. I want to make you cry: for more, for relief, for release. Sometimes I’ll stand back & watch. Keep you dangling on the edge a little longer than you thought you could. Sometimes I’ll join you & cry like a child. PapaBearVT, 39, #111977 Secure couple looking to play We are the couple next door w/ jobs, kids, parents & pets to care for, and no one would ever guess we have an amazing sex life that is ready to take the next step. Would like a couple we can date & see if it clicks. If nothing else, we’ve made some good friends.

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Kink of the week: Men seeking?

Just lookin’ for FUN! Sick of the dating scene. Looking for a lady who wants to get down without all the clinging & attachment issues. I’m pretty sure I am not the only one in Burlington who thinks like this. If you are of the same mind, hit me up! Steaming, 24, l, #119007 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done or want to do? Sex while sitting in gridlock traffic on I-95 in center city Philadelphia.

am clean & expect the same. If you want some pics, shoot me a message! greeneyes85, 25, l, #118823 FlatLander needs tree hugged!

Just moved to VT a month ago! I am looking to finally get my full kink on.

I am a college graduate. I work in the medical field. I just want hot, filthy, crazy, NSA sex & fun. So let’s hop on this good foot & do our bad thing. I have pics to trade or can take some. So just message me! FLVTGUY, 28, l, #118819 8” that’s always hard 23 y.o. M w/ 8” looking for a good girl who would do bad things w/ it. hard8, 23, u, #118818 Fantasy Fulfillment My erotic pleasure comes from revealing inner secrets w/ a sexual partner, and the anticipation & acting out of the fantasies that have been neglected for too long. I believe that what we daydream about can be fun & stimulating to explore. I love sexy dress, talking dirty, outdoor nudity & being bad together. Tonydv9, 53, #118809 looking to explore Mid-20s, white, athletic, outdoorsy, dog lover, 5’10, good looking, trustworthy & clean, looking for like girl or man/ girl couple to have their way w/ me & teach me some things. Open minded & willing. New to this as well? Learn together? Newatthis27, 24, #118795 Love to give Oral Bored w/ my sex life; want to get out & have some fun. Have a great sex drive & a great imagination.

Sexy, crazy couple for fun Happily married couple looking for women, man or couple to play with.

Maybe some dirty emails, then drinks & ... breakfast. THgreen802, 32, #118868 nice trans woman I’ve been a trans woman now for 2 years & live full time looking for someone nice 7 caring who knows how to treat a tgirl. candy1982, 40, l, #118855 Freak In The Sheets Sexy, adventurous couple looking for a friend and playmate to join our sex-capades. I’m a 26-y.o. spitfire who likes pleasuring my 40-y.o. man, now all we need is another woman to throw in the mix, to complete our sexual fantasies and hopefully complete hers, too! 3scompany, 26, #117460 Laid-back Lovers seeking Same Hubby and I are lookin’ to play. We’re both really low key and don’t care for high maintenance people. Because of occupations we need uber discretion.

I’m a plus size girl with awesome tits and tats and a great personality. DH is hwp. So if you care more about size than personality than move along. LOOKING FOR ANOTHER BI LADY. 2tohike, 35, #118381

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shared a bus moment on 9/17 UMall bus to Burlington. You were at the front of the bus with a shopping bags.

You got pushed back to my seat and we had a moment. I wish I got your number.

If you read this please get in touch.

When: Friday, September 17, 2010.

Where: CCTA Bus Umall to Burlington.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #908040 Doubletree Grassvalley cab ride Got stuck in the rain from the airport.

Our conversation was effortless; easiest person I’ve ever talked to!

I was so distracted I left you at the wrong place. Ha! 28 years old: Did you think I was younger or older?

Hopefully you’ll get stuck in the rain once more so our paths could cross again? When: Thursday, September 16, 2010. Where: Doubletree, Williston Rd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908039 Art Hop Angel We talked for a little while about tattoos at the party at Pierre’s Repairs on 9/10. You: Fairy wing tattoo on your back, feather tattoo on your leg & a pixie cut. You had a great laugh that is still stuck in my head. Would love to meet up sometime maybe for lunch? Josh When: Friday, September 10, 2010. Where: Pierres Repairs.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #908038

to help again ;-) Have a great day! When: Wednesday, September 15, 2010.

Where: the Bon-Ton fragrance counter.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #908031 CARRIE SEX GODDESS You got me hooked on sex & now I’m not gonna see you for at least 9 months. How will I survive? Can you smuggle me in your suitcase? Maybe we can hollow out a mannequin. I know, you wear a large poofy skirt & I’ll

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You’re the best friend I’ve had in a very long time, an absolutely wonderful person, & charming & funny as the day is long. Thank you for making a gov’t job awesome! BTW, the dart board is sorry it ever messed w/ you. When: Tuesday, September 14, 2010. Where: College St. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #908022 From one artist to another Your space was upstairs from the Green Door Studio. Your work was fascinating to me. It was alive w/ so much movement. The gestures are still scrambling around in my head. You were busy talking w/ a very intoxicated fellow when I was there; I didn’t get a chance to speak w/ you. I would love to chat sometime. When: Friday, September 10, 2010. Where: Art Hop. You: Man. Me: Woman. #908021 Blue-shirted hottie in shaw’s Caught your glance a couple times as you shopped. You went through selfscan. Early to mid-20s, blue shirt, gray pants & name badge on your belt, but couldn’t see what it said. As you walked out the door we smiled at each other; made my heart skip a beat. Maybe we could meet for coffee? Me: Shaw’s employee. When: Tuesday, September 14, 2010. Where: Shaw’s Colchester.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #908019 Yes, i have sisters!

Al, you asked do I have any sisters & I said “yes, they are all spoken for.”

Now I am not! I think you work for VT Gas. When: Thursday, January 14, 2010. Where: with my ex-boyfriend.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #908018

mistress maeve Dear Mistress Maeve,

I have fallen in love with an incredible woman, and we are very happy. However, getting together wasn’t easy; we were both dating other women at the time (we’re queer). Unfortunately, we had to break a couple of hearts to be together, but we did it as gently as we could. The process was painful, but I wouldn’t trade it for the world because I love this woman so much.

Recently, a mutual friend told us that our exes are sleeping together and that they had been drunkenly boasting about it at a party, saying that they hoped we found out. Do people really sleep with other people for revenge? How could they be so hurtful? The idea of people using their bodies and sexualities as weapons makes me sick. If my ex wanted to hurt me back, she’s done it. I think the pathetic, immature drama is actually hurting me more than anything else. I want her to realize that she’s being ridiculous. How should I address this situation?

Signed,

Dear Drama-less,

Drama-less Queen

People have sex for many reasons — love, power, comfort and pleasure, to name a few. Your exes are claiming revenge sex, but I suspect it’s more a combination of power and comfort. They’re both experiencing the same brand of heartache, and it must be incredibly comforting and empowering to swap intimacy with someone who shares the same deep pain. It’s not about weaponry; it’s about shelter from the storm.

That said, parading around in front of your friends hoping word will get back to you is just plain tacky. The good news is, it’s no longer your problem.

Do not engage your ex in a conversation about her current bed buddy, as you will only immerse yourself in the drama. If she thinks sleeping with this woman is the best way for her to get through her pain, let her have the experience.

Breaking up is a dirty business. The best you can hope for is to remain true to yourself and your new path — ignore their hurtful and immature antics and move on.

Need advice?

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Wondering if you still think of me, Silver Lion! ‘Cause I think of you every minute of every day! When: Saturday, September 27, 2008.

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Beautiful Blonde Shopper at Bon-Ton Thank you to the stunningly beautiful blonde shopper who helped me select perfume on 9/15 at the Bon-Ton fragrance counter. I’m thinking of picking out sleepwear next if you’d like

curly, brownish hair working the patio at the Farmhouse. You are the cutest waitress I’ve seen around.

Loved that smile & those piercing blue eyes. Can you wait on me again? When: Sunday, September 12, 2010. Where: the Farmhouse.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #908023

Tiny Dangerous Bird Hundreds of buttons, the cutest one you, hundreds of days of me loving you, hundreds more & it will still be true. Your Confection When: Friday, September 10, 2010. Where: in my life. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908010

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City market marshmallows I was behind you in line. I made a causal comment about you purchasing Richard B: American eagle marshmallows & a sandwich for lunch.

You were shopping in American Eagle.

Possibly you’d like to go for some hot You were deciding on the blue-andchocolate sometime? I’m sure it’s better sit on a skateboard underneath. This white striped shirt that is nothing than what they have in your office, benefits you, too. All my love, Ms. Carrie. like “Where’s Waldo.” You called me 1x3-cbhb-personals-alt.indd anyway. When: Tuesday, September 14, 6/14/10 When: Wednesday,1 September 15, 2:39:13 PM sweetheart before you left the store. Me: 2010. Where: City Market Burlington.

2010. Where: in my heart & dreams. cashier wearing pink-and-white striped You: Woman. Me: Man. #908017 You: Woman. Me: Man. #908029 sweater, long blonde hair. Would love to Elusive Renegade Nun find out how that shirt looks w/ jeans.

Debbie The Animal Hospital When: Thursday, September 16, 2010.

Your profile caught my eye, but you hid it Hi, I saw you, we talked, you were Where: UMall American Eagle, evening. before I had a chance to respond. I love beautiful, Rosebud & Jenny were sick, You: Man. Me: Woman. #908037 reading, writing, hiking and (of course) I’d love to talk to you again. Gene When: dinosaurs. Maybe I’ll run into you at a Wednesday, September 15, 2010.

Kream of the Kart Burlington coffee shop or pub sometime Where: S. Burlington Animal Hospital.

To the hott grill cook w/ the nose ring soon? Maybe you’re a fan of Muddy You: Woman. Me: Man. #908028 & an attitude to punish (a girl like Waters. When: Monday, September me). You have a heart on your arm; I 13, 2010. Where: Two2Tango. You: Local Eating Chubby Muffin want you to have a “heart on” for me Woman. Me: Man. #908016 Hope I was not too forward asking ;-) Hoping I can Rise and Shine next to about your arm. I know about some Ice cream at Ozo you some morning in the near future. really good herbal scar reducer if you P.S. Your maniacal laugh makes me Kim from Waterbury, after Ozo would like some. Meet at the Chubby so hawt! When: Saturday, September you were “looking for friends.” We Muffin to discuss that, canning 18, 2010. Where: Kountry Kart Deli. talked. I was too stupid to get your or anything else over a coffee & a You: Man. Me: Woman. #908036 number. It would be great to meet muffin? When: Tuesday, September again. When: Friday, September 14, 2010. Where: Chubby Muffin.

Best dentist appointment ever!

10, 2010. Where: Higher Ground.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #908026 Thank you, Tara. My gums weren’t in You: Woman. Me: Man. #908015 total despair as they always are after Tibetan Book of the Dead swimming girl an appt. & I REALLY didn’t want that I spy someone reading & understanding damn wire in anymore, either! You SFE, S. Burlington, Friday, 9/10, the Tibetan Book of the Dead. How truly brightened my week; I only wish swimming w/ your girls & rehabbing about us getting a cup of tea?

I could do the same for you. It was a sports injury. Me: just getting back When: Wednesday, September 15, such a pleasure talking & laughing w/ at it after long layoff. Loved chatting 2010. Where: in the world. You: you. Would you like to meet for coffee & would love to swim, coffee, chat, Woman. Me: Woman. #908025 sometime? When: Thursday, September whatever! When: Friday, September 16, 2010. Where: dentist office. You: 10, 2010. Where: S&FE S. Burlington.

Cute Waitress at the Farmhouse Woman. Me: Woman. #908033 You: Woman. Me: Man. #908013 You were the cutie w/ the short,

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Sunflowers & a Black Tie Wish I had proposed that day. Next time I’ll come prepared. You are beautiful to me in every way. I love you! When: Thursday, September 9, 2010. Where: your apartment.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #908011

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