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DOWN WITH â€˜DUOPOLYâ€™ Say it ainâ€™t so â€” does Peter Freyne really believe that those Vermonters who â€œheld their nosesâ€? and voted for Dean in 2000 [â€œInside Track, Sept. 8], even though they knew Anthony Pollina was the best choice, did the right thing? Somewhere I learned that the beauty of democracy was that you got to vote for the candidate you

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VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE Thank you, Peter Sterling and Chris Pearson, for protesting Peter Freyneâ€™s flippant attitude towards third-party candidates [â€œLetters,â€? September 15]. Several months ago I was taken aback by Peterâ€™s assumption in â€œInside Trackâ€? that Al Gore lost New Hampshire in 2000 because of Ralph Nader. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Perhaps Al Gore didnâ€™t capture the imagination of the people of New Hampshire because he failed to offer a real alternative? (Of course I wouldnâ€™t rule out election fraud Ă la Florida, either!) Entertain this analogy: You are on a long car trip and hungry. You take an exit, but the only eateries available are McDonaldâ€™s and Burger King. Would you dine at one of the fast-food giants, or reluctantly get back on the highway? (The latter would have to be my choice for health and ethical reasons.) Then picture the same exit another year and finding a third option: A locally owned eatery with a wholesome menu. What Iâ€™m trying to illustrate is the fact that one of the reasons almost half our population does not vote is that there is no candidate

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IVAN’S WAKE On September 7, Hurricane Ivan devastated the island of Grenada. It was also the first day of school across the island. The next morning there were no schools, nor were there nutmeg trees — the island’s main export and the second-largest producer of the spice in the world. The cocoa walks that had provided Cadbury Chocolates the basis for their fine candies were also gone. And 60,000 people out of 90,000 were homeless overnight, with an additional 10,000 in shelters. The island razed by 155 mph

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ne day, somewhere out there in the future, the world’s number-one history bestseller will inevitably be The Rise and Fall of the American Empire. Picture, say, a book with 25 chapters. The question is: Which chapter are we living through today? Like Rome on the downside, our American Empire appears to be suffering from seriously bad leadership and costly foreign conquests gone sour. In political discourse, the absurd has become the norm. It’s Tuesday morning. I’m watching President George W. Bush address the United Nations. Thank God, he’s wearing an American flag lapel pin, or I wouldn’t know what country he’s from. The Invader of Iraq is preaching freedom and peace and the rule of law, everything the world knows his actions have betrayed. That explains why the representatives of the other 190 nations on Earth are sitting on their hands. There will be no applause for the world’s latest Butcher of Baghdad. They say that he who does not know history is doomed to repeat it, and the current president of the United States is Exhibit A. Meanwhile, Democrat John Kerry, the challenger to our mad emperor, flails in the weeds created by the countless, double-talking compromises he’s made on the way to his current perch. The very words Prince Long Face once used to stifle Howard Dean’s antiwar candidacy have come back to haunt him. Picture the states of mind of the 1300 Vermont men and women in the National Guard who are on alert, waiting for deployment orders. When they watch the TV news footage from Iraq, where in the eyes of the locals the only good American appears to be a blown-up or beheaded American, what do you imagine they’re thinking and feeling? Like previous emperors, George II continues to lie to his people, telling them the conquest of foreign lands is going well, and victory over the barbarians is near. But no one will be surprised when our president follows up his November election victory with a religious revival of the Selective Service System. With National Guard troops running out, King George will inevitably call our young to arms in the name of his Holy War. Folks, 2005 will not be a good year for 19- and 20-year-olds. If only it was just a movie and you could leave the theater, eh? But it’s not. So what’s your answer? Which chapter in The Rise and Fall of the American Empire do you think this is? The Clavelle Mystery — It’s looks like this gubernatorial campaign will be remembered as one of the strangest ever conducted by a major party challenger. We thought Burlington Mayor Peter Clavelle had been pointing toward this moment for years. The man Mayor Bernie Sanders passed the torch to in 1989 has jumped through all the hoops, including switching from Prog to Democrat. Then why is he running such a green-as-grass campaign? Since Friday, the Jim Douglas campaign has been having a great laugh as it

aired a deadly 30-second spot starring Peter Clavelle. The footage was captured by the Douglas camp’s man behind the camera, James Candido. It shows Clavelle at his big press conference last week where he unveiled his bold, progressive Vermonters First health-care initiative. The screen shows Clavelle bobbling a question from Freeps reporter Candace Page. Candy asked the obvious: Does the $90 million in health-care costs Moonie says his plan will “capture” result from a $90 million tax increase? The answer is “no,” but in the 20 seconds it took Clavelle to get there, he didn’t exactly exude gubernatorial confidence. Douglas campaign director Neale Lunderville told Seven Days, “The ad shows Clavelle’s got a plan he can’t explain. It says all we need to say without saying anything ourselves.” Clavelle’s immediate response to the ad? Zippo. Zilch. Nada. It’s as if he wants to keep his name out of the newspapers and off the evening newscasts. In fact, in the last five days, the only missive from the Clavelle Campaign has been a skimpy, one-page campaign appearance schedule. It lists seven “events” for Monday through Friday, two of which are candidate debates/forums with Douglas. At times Clavelle seems to be just going through the motions. Then there are times like last week’s kickoff debate in Montpeculiar. Pedro played a superb “Daniel in the Lion’s Den,” appearing before the solidly pro-Scissorhands audience of Associated Industries of Vermont. Utility execs, business lobbyists and folks such as Rep. Kurt Wright, Douglas media buyer Steve Smith and Kirby think-tanker John McClaughry made up the attentive crowd. Clavelle surprised many by eagerly going right after Gov. Jim Douglas on leadership, or rather the lack thereof. “I want to lead this state,” said Mayor Moonie, “but I want this state to lead the nation!” Clavelle was all fired up. It was the best we’ve ever seen him. The Winooski FrenchCanadian pummeled Gov. Scissorhands with peppery economic left jabs and solid health-care right hooks. Clavelle was landing, but the audience sat on their hands like the loyal pro-business Republican soldiers they are. Meanwhile, every Douglas comeback was treated as an oration from the lips of Caesar and met with hearty applause. Great theater. This Wednesday evening the second debate will be held before a much different audience at the Barre Labor Hall. It’s sponsored by the Livable Wage Campaign. With about 40 days to go, time is quickly running out for Peter Clavelle. P.S. Not dead yet! Tuesday afternoon, just before deadline, the Clavelle Campaign suddenly awoke from its silence and released a snappy, out-of-the box attack ad featuring Betsy Ferries (a.k.a. Mrs. Clavelle), and her skinheaded hubbie sitting in a row boat with fishing poles. “There’s something fishy going on,” says Betsy, referring to what the narrator calls INSIDE TRACK >> 18A

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As your parents or grandparents will remember, this was a popular song of World War II, written by composer/lyricist Frank Loesser, whose works later included the Broadway hits Guys and Dolls, The Most Happy Fella and How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. That last title really ought to be our national anthem now. But that isn’t what Loesser had in mind. His song purportedly sprang from the actions of Navy Chaplain William Maguire, who “left his altar” during the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941 and manned a gun station for his wounded

Down is up, fiction is truth, momentous realities are made to disappear from the public mind. But who is going to tell the voters? flock, blasting away at the “Nips” and crying, “I just got one of them!! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!!” According to www.frankloesser.com, “Praise The Lord and Pass the Ammunition” sold more than two million records and one million copies of sheet music while the war endured. Wow! It’s sort of like those magnetic yellow ribbons on the backs of trucks and SUVS, currently making millions of dollars for someone. Nothing like a “catastrophic success” to get the economy moving, as G. W. Bush might say — if he wanted you to think about war at all, which he doesn’t. To clarify: Bush doesn’t want you to think about war in any actual or contemporary sense — let’s say, the two “successes” now catastrophically raging in Iraq and Afghanistan. Dubya wants you to think these operations are going awfully well, that “the Iraqis are defying the dire predictions of a lot of people by moving toward democracy,” as he told New Hampshire’s Manchester Union Leader, and “freedom is on the march,” as he says in every stump speech. But anyone with one eye open knows it isn’t true. Even Republican lawmakers have begun to question Bush’s sanity. “The worst thing we can do is hold ourselves hostage to some grand illusion that we’re winning,” Sen. Chuck Hagel (RNebraska) said at the Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearings on Iraq last week. “Right now, we are not winning. Things are getting worse.” Gen. William Odom, the retired former head of the National Security Agency, tells The London Guardian that the Iraqi “goal is lost,” adding, “I’ve never seen it so bad between

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the Office of the Secretary of Defense and the military. There’s a significant majority believing this is a disaster.” No kidding. Last week, more than 300 Iraqis died in the general slaughter. Fortytwo Americans were killed in June, 54 in July, 66 in August and more than 50 so far this month. Even Tony Blair, that vile opportunist and prime minister of the British Isles, who last year dragged his unwilling people into Bush’s folly, is forced to admit that a “new Iraqi conflict” is now underway. Blair is contradicted in this view by the creepy Ayad Allawi, “Iraq’s interim prime minister,” who assumed power in Baghdad after the phony “transfer of sovereignty” in June. Allawi is now in the U.S., helping Ding-Dong maintain the lie that something good has, or can, or might emerge from this debacle. Speaking in London before flying to Washington, Allawi remarked, “It’s not a second war, as such. It’s a big conflict” — words to reassure even the most skeptical GOP donor. It bears mentioning also that opium production in Afghanistan has outstripped anything seen under the Taliban and, according to Congressional sources, is expected to rise another 200 percent over the next two years. Bush, while puffing on and on about democracy, has just named Afghanistan as “number one on his list of evil drug-producing nations.” As columnist William Greider observes in The Nation, “Down is up, fiction is truth, momentous realities are made to disappear from the public mind.” But who, Greider wonders, “is going to tell the voters?” It won’t be America’s supine press, which is now engaged, to the delight of Karl Rove, in another orgy of self-flagellation over supposedly forged documents concerning Dubya’s draft-dodging tactics during the Vietnam War. I say the “supine” press because, as you can imagine, it’s much easier to lick boots if you’re lying on your back. Nowadays, bootlicking is disguised as “objectivity” or “presenting both sides of the story,” even when there’s only one side, or many sides, and even when they all confirm that the strutting little horror of “Mission Accomplished” in fact shirked his military duty in 1972 in favor of drinking and carousing in Texas and Alabama. But never mind — times don’t change. A “Nip” is now an Arab, a “terrorist” or “radical insurgent.” It makes no difference when you have The Lord on your side. “President Bush supports God, and God supports President Bush, absolutely,” said Judith Manning, an exalted delegate from Georgia to the Republican convention. An inexplicable majority of American voters appear to agree with her. “The [only] two parties whose interests have been advanced [in Iraq] have been the Iranians and al-Quaida,” General Odom sighs in The Guardian. Well, bring ’em on. With the expiration of the assault weapons ban, there’s plenty of ammunition to go around. 쩾

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Curses, Foiled Again Police in Tampa, Florida, charged Paul Dana Doucette, 37, with stealing computer equipment, football jerseys and autographed footballs from the John Lynch Foundation’s office during the evacuation for Hurricane Charley. Officers identified Doucette as the suspect when they arrested him for another theft five days later and noticed that he was wearing a brand-new John Lynch jersey. “You know how they still have the creases in them because they haven’t been washed? That was it,” Sgt. Buddy Brogden said, adding, “Some of these criminals, it’s obvious they aren’t thinking.” • Police accused Daniel Waggoner, 31,

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of robbing a bank branch at a supermarket in Middletown, Ohio, after his exwife fingered him as the suspect. The woman saw Waggoner heading the other way while she was going to the same bank. When she learned it was closed because of the robbery, she reported having seen her husband, who had recently served time for bank robbery. “She said he had no business being in Middletown,” Detective Frank Hensley said, adding that the ex-wife identified Waggoner from a photograph taken by the bank surveillance camera.

Bust Boom The medical-device maker Mentor Corp. announced that it would begin advertising breast implants on prime-time television this fall. The six commercials touting the company’s saline implants will appear on ABC’s “Extreme

near a boat she is always talking about, ‘Don’t go near the whales,’” Regg Hancock said. “I used to always laugh at that and say, ‘There is no way a whale will come near a boat.’ Well, she proved me wrong.”

Girth of a Nation Fat-acceptance groups, which oppose the medical establishment’s campaign against obesity, objected to the government’s announcement that Medicare now regards obesity as a disease, inviting medical claims for weight-reduction treatment. “Obesity is not a disease,” insisted Allen Steadman, director of the International Size Acceptance Association. “All this does is open the door for the diet and bariatricsurgery industries to make a potentially tremendous profit.” Characterizing stomach-reduction surgery as “stomach ampu-

tation,” Marilyn Wann, a militant member of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, declared that fatness is “a natural human characteristic.” • Providing comfort and mobility for the nearly 5 percent of American adults who are morbidly obese — the fastest-growing segment of America’s obese population — has become a $3 billion industry for the makers of so-called bariatric equipment. Products range from toilets rated to 1500 pounds to oversized but stylish furniture, and from something called a “trapeze,” which helps people who weigh up to 1000 pounds turn over in bed, to $18 nail clippers with long handles. Marketing analyst Gary Epstein told the Associated Press that bariatric products intended not just for healthcare facilities, but also for home use are widely available because their makers recognize that extreme weight is more than a medical condition, it’s a lifestyle. • Twelve rescue workers in Martin County, Florida, were unable to separate the skin of 480-pound Gayle Laverne Grinds, 39, from her sofa during a sixhour struggle to move her from her apartment to the hospital. The rescue team finally built an oversized stretcher to carry Grinds and the sofa, then hauled her in a utility trailer behind a pickup truck because she couldn’t fit in an ambulance. She died at the hospital, still fused to the sofa. According to Herman Thomas, 54, who lived with Grinds, she hadn’t been off the sofa for six years, not even to go to the bathroom.

Cause and Effect and Cause Nadia Hama, 43, who dropped her infant daughter from Vancouver’s

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Life in the Slow Lane After arresting a German truck driver who beat up a car driver, police in the town of Bochum said the trucker told them that he felt provoked by the motorist “because he was actually driving 30-kph (18 mph) in a 30-kph area.”

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fter two and a half years as executive director of the South End Arts and Business Association, Lorna-Kay Peal is saying good-bye. Peal turned in her letter of resignation the Monday following the September 10-11 Art Hop. By general consensus, this year’s event — the 12th annual — was the biggest and best ever, involving 400-some artists, more than 100 businesses and at least 30 volunteers. And in a way that success represented a coming of age for SEABA, a group comprising artists and entrepreneurs along the Pine Street corridor south of Main. Not long ago, “We were a sleepy little organi-

I don’t think we want to become an organization that puts on the biggest event in Vermont. “We want to make [Art Hop] better quality, not necessarily bigger.” MARK STEPHENSON

zation that people didn’t even know produced the Art Hop,” says Peal. That’s why one of her first goals was “branding” the signature event: changing the logo, getting a website and pounding the pavement for sponsors to help take the Hop to the next level. Peal did get many more businesses involved, both in terms of financial support and as sites on the Hop. “They all really recognized the benefits of participating in the arts,” she says. “That’s what has added to its success.” That and a lot of long, underpaid hours — all year long. Though organizing the Art Hop has been Peal’s largest and most visible task, SEABA “is an arts and business association, so I’m constantly working on other projects… to keep our constituents informed,” she says. Indeed, the petite, stylish woman with snowwhite hair has maintained a presence at other meetings and events in the community. Last year she also joined the board of the Fleming Museum. But all this work takes its toll. Though Peal is quick to praise SEABA volunteers, hers was primarily a one-woman show. She won’t say she’s burned out, just that her life lacks balance: “I moved to Vermont to enjoy some of the things it offers, and I don’t have time for them,” Peal says. “I brought [SEABA and Art Hop] to a place that is what I think they hired me for. Now it’s time to pass it on.” “It was hard to hear that,” says Mark Stephenson. “She’s done a wonderful job; we couldn’t have asked for a better person.” Stephenson is the proprietor of Vermont Energy Contracting & Supply Corp. and has been chair of the SEABA board since June. “When we interviewed Lorna, the salary was next to nothing, and it was a part-time position,” he says. “We had a group with very little experience but good potential.’” The success of Art Hop two years ago

paid for the director’s position, Stephenson says. After this year’s Hop, he suggests, sustainability is key. “We need to reassess our goals; I don’t think we want to become an organization that puts on the biggest event in Vermont,” Stephenson says. “We want to make [Art Hop] better quality, not necessarily bigger.” It’s too soon to say what SEABA will look for in Peal’s successor — the board is meeting this week, Stephenson says. “But with an event like the Art Hop that’s created as much excitement as it has, putting out a job offer is going to be a lot more exciting.” For Peal’s part, she’s ready for a fourth career: She worked in gifted education for many years, and was a curator at the Cincinnati Art Museum before taking the position with SEABA. “Coming here and having this opportunity has been phenomenal,” Peal says. “I’d like to see what’s next for me.” Review copies have arrived for Chris Bohjalian’s latest novel, Before You Know Kindness, and it’s already garnered glowing blurbs from Kirkus and Barnes & Noble. The 431-page “family saga” is due in stores next month. The Lincoln-based author certainly has a winning way with words: He’s got nine novels under his belt — one of them, the Oprah-sanctioned Midwives, was a New York Times bestseller and was adapted to both stage and screen — and a book of essays selected from his weekly Burlington Free Press columns. That’s why AuthorBytes, a digital PR and marketing company in Cambridge, Massachusetts, was astonished to learn Bohjalian didn’t have a website. “The reason why,” says the author, “was because if you click ‘Bohjalian’ on Google, 4000 pages come up, and I didn’t understand why the world needed one more.” Actually, he’s being modest — this week a search spawned 10,500 hits. Of course AuthorBytes was all too happy to offer its services to Bohjalian, and as a result readers can not only get the usual bio and bibliography on his site (www.chrisbohjalian.com); they can hear him summing up his new novel, as well as last year’s essay collection Idyll Banter, on “multimedia book trailers.” With a single click, a little faux videocassette package opens up, book-like, an incongruous antenna pops out of its top, and pictures appear to accompany Bohjalian’s voice. Following his capsule preview of Before You Know Kindness, he notes, “I had a spectacular time writing this book; I hope you’ll have a terrific time reading it.” If it seems a little smarmy, the AuthorBytes signature device likely will be a hit with fans; Bohjalian’s popularity with book groups suggests readers enjoy hearing and seeing the amiable author, even if it’s in a little box on their computer screen. AuthorBytes must think so, too — the company’s own site presents Bohjalian’s homepage as a sample of its wares. 쩾 Email Pamela at pamela@sevendaysvt.com

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with the Appropriations Committee and I’ll say, ‘If this is an important trip, I’ll work it with the Appropriations Committee.’” Live and learn, eh? P.S. Commerce Sec. Kevin Dorn was also on the China trip. Dorn told Seven Days his travel tab was also picked up by the Taiwan Cultural Affairs Office. A representative of Tubbs of Stowe was on the trip, he said. Tubbs had recently been bought out by K2. A K2 rep, Dorn recalled, was on the flight from San Francisco to Shanghai. Sec. Dorn did not recall her name. “It was widely known at the time that K2 would eventually move the jobs out of state,” he told Seven Days. WCAX Bash — Sources say about 200 revelers had a bang-up great time Friday at Shelburne Farms as WCAX-TV celebrated its 50th anniversary. Lots of fun and humor, led by Vermont’s number-one standup comedian, Jim Douglas. Gov. Scissorhands, we’re told by reliable sources, had everyone rolling in the aisles. Jeezum Jim Jeffords didn’t make it. But Jeezum’s press secretary, Diane Derby, was on hand to ask Ch. 3 to please destroy their old Jeffords tapes! And Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy and Independent Rep. Bernie Sanders were in fine form, too. St. Patrick reminisced about his good old state’s attorney days when Mickey Gallagher and Tony Adams were the news hounds. And Ol’ Bernardo humorously implored conservative owner Red Martin to quit giving “huge campaign contributions” to his opponents every two years! Also on hand was Plattsburgh’s dynamic and openly gay Republican Mayor Dan Stewart, who, we’re told, brought down the house with a hysterical “personal” tribute to that “cute anchorman,” Marselis Parsons. Yours truly, too, was there in spirit, as GM Peter Martin, son of Red, followed the pols and joked that the tri-partisan political tributes demonstrated how “fair and balanced” WGOP, er, sorry, WCAX’s news coverage is — something one wouldn’t know, said Martin, “by reading Seven Days!” Thanks for the plug, Pedro! Good time had by all. A correction of last week’s WCAX item: Owner Red Martin did not marry the boss’ daughter. Rather, Red’s mom married the boss, Charles Hasbrook, making an already-grown Red Martin the owner’s stepson! As Dan Rather would say, “I’m sorry.” And yes, the original license was owned by UVM’s College of Agriculture, but Hasbrook bought it in 1954. The rest is history. Dr. Voodoo Eyes — When the U.S. Attorney issued a press release last week announcing a rare press conference, everyone thought the indictment of former Mary Fanny CEO Bill Boettcher was imminent. Instead, it was Dr. David

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vania — some 400 townships in all — seeking their help at fending off these corporate farms. So CELDF began researching how this issue had been handled in other states, particularly in the Midwest, where 300,000- to 400,000-head hog farms are common. This was when Linzey made a startling discovery: Nine Midwestern states have laws banning large corporations from owning or controlling farms. In fact, Nebraska and South Dakota went so far as to incorporate that ban into their state constitutions. So CELDF copied

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â€œCorporate rights sometimes get talked about as some academic or abstract concept like something thatâ€™s taught in a college political science class,â€? Linzey says. â€œHere, what folks have said is that our vision for our community does not include land-applied sludge. It does not include factory farms. And thatâ€™s the community we want.â€? Critics were quick to label the movement the work of liberal, anti-business activists. But as Linzey points out, about 80 percent of the communities he works with are overwhelmingly conservative and Republican. â€œKeep in mind, these are rural township officials with the shitkicker boots and the John Deere hats. These are the guys who clear and salt the roads in the wintertime,â€? he says. â€œThese are not activists. They are folks who saw a problem and tried to do something about it.â€? How effective have the ordi-

Among them was Larry Bloch, a small-business owner from Brattleboro who is with Vermonters Restoring Democracy. Itâ€™s an umbrella organization of groups that deal with issues ranging from genetically modified organisms to nuclear power to social and economic justice. Though its members come from a variety of political backgrounds, what unites them, Bloch explains, is a desire to combat corporate dominance over local decision-making. â€œWhen a predatory corporation comes in and says, â€˜Weâ€™re moving in no matter what and we donâ€™t care if we push out your independently owned local businesses,â€™ that doesnâ€™t affect only progressives or only conservatives,â€? Bloch says. â€œTo hear the stories from Pennsylvania was inspiring because these were people who had never been activists and werenâ€™t blessed with a lot of free time or money or the inclination to shake things up.â€? Representative Sarah Edwards

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(P-Brattleboro) agrees. Edwards, who also attended the democracy school, says the seminar helped reframe the debate in her mind, especially on the issue of nuclear power. “It’s helping me to know who my adversary is,” Edwards says. “I’m not talking about individuals. I’m talking about the corporations. “I have friends who work at [Vermont] Yankee. I know management who work at Yankee,” she adds. “This is not about them. This is about the system, the machine of the corporation squeezing out the diversity of voices that is necessary to have a good and healthy democracy. Democracy schools already have been held in six states. By next year, there will be five permanent “Daniel Pennock Democracy Schools” — named for one of the two boys who died after coming into contact with the toxic sludge. In the past, these schools have largely addressed environmental issues. But that’s charging, Linzey notes. Activists in Roxbury, Massachusetts, for example, hope the Pennsylvania model can be used to challenge the pharmaceutical industry on its policies pertaining to AIDS drugs. Others see the approach as a way to counter international agreements like NAFTA. John Berkowitz is executive director of Southern Vermonters for a Fair Economy and Environmental Protection. He points to a law passed in Massachusetts 10 years ago that prohibited municipalities from signing contracts with companies that do business with Burma — a country with an abysmal human rights record. After Japan and the European Union filed a complaint about the law with the WTO, in 1997 the U.S. Supreme Court struck down the Massachusetts laws as unconstitutional. “Wait a minute. Who’s deciding what’s best for a community?” Berkowitz asks. “Is it absentee corporations and people working for trade organizations like the WTO? We’re finding that people’s local decision-making abilities are being trumped by trade agreements that basically say, ‘You can’t decide that at the local level.’” But as Linzey reminds people who attend CELDF’s democracy schools, local communities can reclaim the power of self-rule. Like hurricanes that feed off warmer waters, the anti-corporate movement draws strength through legal provocation. Says Linzey, “This is about shifting the paradigm to let people understand that the courts do step in to defend community rights over corporate rights.” 쩾

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hose laundry detergent commercials have it all wrong. Soccer clothes don’t go straight into the wash — they go straight to the streets, thanks to a fashion phenomenon that kicked in with STORY the union of Victoria Adams, a.k.a. SARAH Spice Girl “Posh,” and Brit soccer superTUFF star David Beckham. And it shows no sign of clearing soon. Unlike the basketIMAGE ball trend, which clad kids in knickerMATTHEW length shorts, or the geeky golf craze, THORSEN soccer fashion is actually as stylish as it is sporty — Jennifer Lopez wears the same brand as 10-year-old boys. That brand is Hummel, an 81-yearold business whose clothes, bedecked with signature chevrons and bumblebees, have caused one of the biggest buzzes in the world of haute couture. Far from New York City’s Seventh Avenue or the runways of Milan, Hummel operates from a humble space on Burlington’s Kilburn Street. But its vision is grandiose: to revolutionize the way sport and fashion collide. “The industry said we were nuts,” says Hummel America president and CEO Brian Kukon, recalling the moment when he introduced the world’s first pink cleats. “Our feeling was that Hummel would ignite an industry.” From the smattering of girlish colors appearing on soccer fields to the line’s iconic details showing up in gossip magazines, that ignition seems to be well underway. But will it fizzle out by next season? In 1923 a Danish shoemaker, inspired by runners who wore spiked shoes, founded Hummel to bring similar footwear to soccer and handball players. Though it thrived through the

1970s, afterwards the company dribbled into obscurity — until early last year. That’s when Kukon, a former soccer player who had worked with Adidas and Asics during their hot streaks, came out of retirement to work for Hummel. “All of a sudden soccer started coming back,” Kukon says, recalling a couple of meetings with Diadora and Umbro, two other soccer companies that had hoped to recruit him and his marketing skills. “My feeling was, ‘There’s got to be a brand out there that somebody can blow the dust off of and rejuvenate.’” After discovering that Hummel’s American headquarters was only 40 minutes from his Pennsylvania home, Kukon picked up the phone, offered his consulting services and began the massive turnaround process. Hummel had been offering polyester tracksuits and other fashion items through a third party, but sales were sluggish, so Kukon bought out the licensee in an effort to streamline the business. “The way we needed to grow this brand was always to be clear, concise, consistent,” says Kukon. “Whatever we were thought of in the soccer community had to match what was thought of us in the fashion community.” After establishing a sparkling showroom with soaring ceilings in New York City’s SoHo district, Kukon sought to relocate headquarters to an equally inspirational location. Hoping to be important to, rather than swallowed by, a community, he looked at small cities along the East Coast with access to major metropolitan areas, a strong and well-educated labor pool and a unique vibe. “Burlington moved very rapidly to the top of the list,” says Kukon, who

had never visited the Queen City before drawing up a list of cities that included Annapolis, Maryland, and Providence, Rhode Island. Having been bumped up from consultant to president and CEO, he was quickly smitten with Chittenden County once he toured the area, met with city leaders and considered the Vermont vibe. “This state thinks it can always be independent and do whatever it needs to do to have its own identity, which matched Hummel. And Burlington — minus the Birkenstocks — matched Hummel.” How important was a thriving soccer community? “Not at all,” says Kukon. “We don’t look at anything the industry typically is doing, or other brands are doing; we can tune out all of the other stuff that’s going on around us.” Nor did it matter that the Green Mountain State had a reputation for grunge, and had been mocked for its lack of fashion sense in an August 2003 New York Times article. “Vermonters don’t seem to think much about style,” wrote Valerie Frankel during the time of Howard Dean fever. “Brace yourself, perhaps, for Timberlands and Cherry Garcia T-shirts on Inauguration Day 2005.” That same month, Hummel moved into its Kilburn Street office space, which is small but bright, open and stocked with rainbows of samples. Rows of hightech soccer gear display jerseys, shorts and cleats in everything from basic blackand-white to Carolina blue, lavender and tangerine. Meanwhile, delicate haltertops with splashy chevron and bumblebee graphics dangle alongside tiny denim hot pants, gold satin “Geisha” jackets and “Thai” boxing pants.

SEVEN DAYS | september 22-29, 2004 | feature 25A Chances are, many of these fashion pieces will next appear not only in boutiques such as Fred Segal and Henri Bendel but in the pages of In Touch or Us Weekly, thanks to Hummel’s current It-status. No Doubt’s Gwen Stefani wore Hummel in her “Hey Baby” video, while J. Lo’s chevron-flecked tracksuit earned a best-dressed nod from People. Ethan Zohn, winner of Survivor: Africa, sports Hummel nearly everywhere, it seems, and has partnered with the company to promote Grassroot Soccer for international AIDS awareness. For Hummel, which doesn’t advertise — yet — it’s free publicity, without product placement. “People call us and say, ‘You guys are doing great on MTV — Ashlee Simpson looks great in Hummel, and Carmen Electra…’” says Kukon. “And I’m like, ‘I’d love to take credit for it, but it wasn’t our brainchild; they went into a store and bought it. For whatever reason, Hummel has become the brand with celebrities, and they’re willing to pay for it.” Designed by both Danish artists and Burlington’s Select Design, Hummel’s street wear is high-end, with prices to match. A black T-shirt emblazoned with a shiny, multicolored silhouette of a stiletto-clad, nude woman leaning on a chevron, part of the spring 2005 collection, will set you back $70, while a denim hoodie vest will cost $150. Kukon is confident that Hummel can out-maneuver the fickleness of the fashion industry

Sure, the cleats, which are handsewn from ultra-thin kangaroo leather (to help the player feel the ball better), appeal to well-paid athletes. “I see a player put this on, and his eyes roll in the back of his head,” says Kukon. “It’s the comfort factor… When you go into a Mercedes dealership, you don’t ask the salesperson why this is an expensive car.” But regular folks are also buying these shoes, which are less expensive than a new pair of skis. Recently, Kukon received a call from a soccer mom in tears — not because she was upset, but because her son had just played the game of his life in a pair of new $350 Hummel Golden Goals. “It was 7:30 in the morning,” says Kukon. “I got goosebumps. I said, ‘That’s a great story.’ I’m so glad we heard it from a mom.” While Hummel doesn’t sell direct to consumers, its products are widely available in outlets across America, and the popularity stretches beyond major cities. “It’s as fast as we can get it to any area in the country,” says Kukon. “Wherever we are in the United States is where the kids gravitate to and the players gravitate to.” So how’s Hummel faring in its own back yard? “Sometimes we’ve walked into The Waiting Room [in Burlington] and there’s somebody wearing a Hummel jacket — that’s pretty neat — or I’m driving down the street and I see a person wearing the pants,” says Kukon.

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and celebrities’ tastes. “We’re a brand that’s been here since 1923, so we have heritage,” he says. “And we’re a two-pronged company. Between fashion and soccer you’re going to have your dips and your growth, and we’re not even close to being in a mature cycle yet.” If fashion falters, Kukon reasons, Hummel can fall back on its core business among soccer players. But while some athletes have swarmed around the hot, new, head-to-toe color lines, others are suffering from some sticker shock from Hummel’s cleats, which range from $110 to $400. (Other brands go for $35 to $200.) “I had some hummel’s [sic] last season, before they moved ‘upscale,’” writes one participant in the soccerpulse.com forum. “This new line of ‘vault collection’ shoes is ridiculous…Who the fuck wears yellow cleats anyway?” You’d be surprised, says Kukon.

In Chittenden County, Hummel is sold at Ecco on the Church Street Marketplace and at New Horizons in Sports, a Williston-based catalog company. Though Ecco did not return calls for comment on Hummel’s appeal among downtown strollers, Kukon says his products sell as well there as they do at Amy Chan’s superstylish shop in SoHo, Manhattan. “We like the head-to-toe color combinations,” says Nancy Johnson of New Horizons. So far, the new line of colors for women has gotten a mixed reaction among soccer players — but the tide is turning. “Out of Vermont, it’s been very well accepted,” Johnson says. “In Vermont, the teams seem to want to stay with traditional colors. But I do see, across the state, a handful of teams who are beginning to — I think the word here is brave — something different.” 쩾

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from all those TV makeover shows. Unlike “Queer Eye” or “Extreme Makeover,” however, we didn’t have much time… or a big budget. So while we didn’t exactly buy anything for these four plucky Vermonters, we did come up with a lot of excellent advice — with the help of numerous local clothiers, jewelers, skin-care experts and hair stylists, of course. We also asked our models to indicate a “personal issue” they wanted help with — regarding style or anything else. You’ll find all our words of wisdom sprinkled through this fashion spread. But first, let’s check out our Fab Four… BEFORE!

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DEBBIE ROBERTS

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How could we not take on a biker chick whose road name is Cupcake? Holly was game for anything, as long as a revised hairdo would fit under her motorcycle helmet. And, by the way, she hadn’t changed her hairstyle in 20 years! She also hated her glasses, and for good reason. A baker by day, Holly confessed that jeans, T-shirts and boots “are about it for my fashion.” She wanted to feel “stylish but not pathetic.” Her “personal issue” is one that plagues everyone eventually: “I want to feel more attractive, to myself and others, and don’t want to feel that middle age is creeping up on me. I want to be a strong, sexy woman, to whom age isn’t an issue.” Hear, hear.

Deb is a vivacious mother of two and grandmother of three — including a brand-new baby girl this month. We didn’t think she really needed a makeover, but she insisted it was time for a new look. Deb’s shoulder-length hair did have coppery highlights that were a tad too brassy for her coloring and dark eyes. She’s been a receptionist for an optometrist for 16 years and likes to dress comfortably. She’s also been stuck in neutral — shades, that is — and black. Deb needed some brightening, including her choice of makeup colors, and a fresher look to match her youthful appearance. “I wanted someone to tell me what to do, how to make a change. I’ve been doing the same things for a long time — I’ve been wearing the same lipstick for six years!”

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EMILY SLOANE BURLINGTON AGE 23 Emily came to us at 23 going on 15 — she confessed she owns one dress, which she’s had since high school. The photo she sent led us to immediately dub her “Ax Woman.” Emily is nothing if not outdoorsy, and a recent Peace Corps stint in Burkina Faso did nothing to improve her fashion instincts. In short, Emily needed to look more like a grown-up, and more like a woman. One challenge she faces — unlike a lot of us — is being very petite. How to find flattering clothes without resorting to the children’s department? Her other request was how to furnish a new apartment on a budget. The Seven Days advice team suggested that Emily buy bigger, more expensive pieces at stores that offer payment plans, then pick up accessories at less-expensive and second-hand stores and auctions. We also recommended she buy original art from local emerging artists who don’t charge much yet — so much cooler than slapping up posters! “I have been jumping from one fashionless black hole to another for many years… Now that I’ve abandoned the shrubbery for the glamorous city lights of Burlington, I fear that my ax-swinging lifestyle has provided grossly inadequate preparation for the hipsters that surround me.” Time to blaze a different kind of trail.

ROBERT ROOT WILLISTON AGE 43 Rob’s youthful appearance and considerable energy belies his age — and the fact that he manages the meat department in a local grocery store. His personality comes through in his other occupations: He’s a musician, playing bass in The Mighty Loons and other bands for years; and he’s an upand-coming filmmaker. Rob has a weekly TV show on Channel 15 and was nominated for a Bessie in the category Outstanding Documentary Film. He aspires to develop both stage and screen careers, and that’s one reason he asked Seven Days for help. Rob wanted to look more stylish without sacrificing comfort or being overly flamboyant, and wanted a confidence-boosting outfit to help create an air of professionalism. “I feel that I could use a fresh look that would enhance my rock ’n’ roll musical side. I need an infusion of personal style. Please!”

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HOLLY: SALON SALON Stowe Hair: Glenn Sautter Glenn gave Holly a fuller, tousled look — up-to-date and easy to care for. Time did not permit coloring, but some subtle caramel-blond highlights were recommended to brighten her face. “You have a wonderful shaped face; shorter hair with texture would be more contemporary. Longer layers for for fullness; converting bangs into a more layered look creates texture.”

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Makeup: Montana Sutton Montana recommended a concealer one to two shades lighter than skin tone to clear up any imperfections. She also suggested an exfoliant to freshen skin and minimize pores, and an eyebrow wax to give the brows a good arch. The Aveda products Montana used were subtle — Holly is not accustomed to wearing makeup — but were effective in giving her a softer, more feminine look. “She has a very cool skin tone. I’d want to warm it up a little bit. Try to bring her green eyes out a little more with pinks and coppers… the same copper color on the inside of your eye defines the shape and brings it out a little bit without being up-front about it.” PHOTO: ANDY DUBACK

Emily said she wanted to grow her hair out, but it didn’t take much cajoling to get her to try something new. Stacey reminded her that even if you’re growing your hair, it still needs to be trimmed and shaped. Emily’s hair is naturally curly with a lot of spring; Stacey cut it with a flattering wedge shape in the back, sides long enough to tuck behind the ears, and a PHOTO: JORDAN SILVERMAN versatile, playful part that can flip either way. She also brightened Emily’s brown locks with some golden highlights, using Aveda’s all-natural lightener. “I recommend a shape that gives you volume on top, and take out the width at the back. We can put in some color panels underneath, then you can flip your hair to the other side for going out and having fun; style it the other way when you’re at school.” Stacey also waxed Emily’s brows to bring out her eyes, and said to repeat the procedure every three to four weeks. “You have big, beautiful eyes, but the first thing I see are these eyebrows.” Stacey tried not to look horrified when Emily admitted her skin-care routine was “rare to none.” “The three basics,” Stacey intoned, “are cleanse, tone and moisturize. If your skin feels dry, you’ve waited too long.” Though Emily’s skin is not too dry yet, her outdoorsy lifestyle will catch up to her. Stacey strongly advised moisturizing morning and night.

THE BODY SHOP Burlington Makeup: Kate Martin Not surprisingly, Emily was clueless about makeup. Kate used a concealer to lighten the dark circles under her eyes, and a light, antioxidant foundation to even out her skin tone overall. Then she accentuated the cheekbones with a bronzer underneath and an “illuminator” on top. Emily’s eyes are big and PHOTO: JORDAN SILVERMAN she’s blessed with long lashes, so Kate made the most of this feature with dramatic brown liner, cream shadow, an iridescent emerald shimmer on the lid and “volumizing” brown mascara. For her lips, Kate went with a coffee-shine gloss — “darker than you would normally do for the daytime, but it will look good in the photographs,” she advised. She recommended a clear or blush-tint gloss for normal days. “No matter what other people tell you looks good, if you’re not comfortable with it, it doesn’t matter.” We all agreed Emily looked stunning. She seemed pretty stunned, too.

THE CENTER FOR COSMETIC & MEDICAL DERMATOLOGY South Burlington Holly presented a modest goal to Dr. Robert Gordon: an even skin tone. The cosmetologist told her the bad news first: “Most skin damage happens before we hit 20; as we age, our skin reflects less light.” And then the good: “Look at the texture of your skin; there’s a lot you can do. The goal isn’t to make 43 look like 19 — it’s how can you look your best.” Dr. Gordon recommended a procedure called Foto Facial, which involves light energy and radio frequency to reduce discoloration of the skin and stimulate collagen production. “People would say that you look more rested or more relaxed. Your skin looks healthier and younger.”

ROB: THE MEN’S ROOM Burlington Hair & Grooming: Stephanie Bauer Rob’s “before” haircut “ was just too plain,” Stephanie said. “He’d cut his sideburns really short, so I wanted to blend everything in. I just texturized it for him and made it really simple.” She used a “forming cream” by American Crew — Rob can wear his hair more conservatively at his day job or funk it up for nighttime fun.

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Angela recommended getting rid of the coppery highlights, which she said washed out Deb’s face and made her skin too pink. First she returned Deb’s base color to the shade she had when younger: a rich, dark brown. “The base color needs to complement the eyebrow,” she said. Since Deb usually experiences some scalp irritation with coloring, Angela used Loréal Richesse, which has less developer, and Redken all-soft shampoo. She then added subtle caramel highlights overall. Deb has never liked short hair on herself, plus she wears hats to protect from the sun and likes some hair to show underneath. Angela agreed she should not go shorter than mid-neck. She took only about an inch off in length, but changed the shape with creative layering. She also advised losing the bangs Deb has worn for years, saying they made her face too square. “Haircutting is about geometry,” Angela said. Deb’s face is narrower at the top and has a strong jawline, so Angela gave her some volume at the top by using a round brush while drying the hair in sections.

Burlington Skin Care and Makeup: Kathy Bradley Kathy is an aesthetician about to launch a new salon in addition to her shop. The most important thing is skin care, she advised: “The better the skin, the less you have to do to cover it up.” Deb has not been using a moisturizer, which Kathy recommended — “especially coming into winter… As you get older, it takes longer for skin to turn over; young skin takes about 28 days, while older skin can take up to 45 days.” Kathy recommended Dr. Hauschka products for Deb’s skin and gave her samples to try out. She also advised using a neutral, moisturizing foundation that would allow her natural skin tone to show through. For makeup, Kathy said Deb should stick to brown or reddish tones, such as burgundy or plum for fall. She could wear black mascara, but could get away with brown for a more natural look. For daytime, Kathy suggested playing up the eyes or the mouth; start with a neutral base and add color for evening. “Deb has a lot of dramatic features,” she said. “I don’t want to overpower them.” She used a neutral lip liner and eye shadow, then applied a light line of eyeliner under Deb’s eyes and a dab of eyeshadow on the inside corners. The effect was to bring out Deb’s dark eyes without looking too “made up.”

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SALAAM BOUTIQUE & PASEO Montpelier Lori Caldwell and Andrea Miksic suggested a 1940s motif for Emily — a look very popular this fall. We thought it looked more 1930s, but either way Emily looks adorable. The two women also suggested ultra-hip colors, such as hot pink and avocado green. To best accentuate Emily’s trim frame, they advised, go with a fitted top and a flowy skirt, or pencil skirt with flowy top. As for footwear, Paseo co-owner Raina Launderville picked out a pair of black boots for the ’40s outfit, and further advised that the “slouch” look in boots is about to become popular. Emily is wearing: From Salaam: A button-down, green-brown sweater top by Easel; green-brown rayon skirt by Salaam; wool crochet hat by Vatsala’s; green sparkly bracelet by Alexia Crawford. From Paseo: Stretch-calf boots by Kenneth Cole Unlisted.

MICHAEL KEHOE Burlington Kerry Lyons helped Rob learn about combining color and texture to create a dynamic impression. Though he looked great in a suit, he was so taken with this casual-butclassy outfit that he considered buying it on the spot. “Instant Elvis!” he suggested. Much more modern and well made, we think. Rob is wearing: Italian lightly stressed denim jeans by Jean Paul Dàmage; blue-andwhite vertical stripe shirt by Ted Baker of London; Cole Haan shoes with NIKEAIR technology.

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SWEET LADY JANE Burlington Owner Rachel Strules said her store aims to provide clothing that can mix and match “in a zippy way, and work with a person’s personality.” Her goal was to create a casual weekend look for Deb. She recommended skirts that fall to the knee, and suggested mauve or plum tones for Deb’s coloring. The outfit she ended up with certainly has zip, and is a new, sassy look for this black-and-neutrals-only lady. Deb is wearing: Hand-sanded, low-rise jeans in Isis denim by Jean Paul Dàmage; black-and-white, Chanel-inspired tweed jacket with flower pin by Kenzie; tee by French Connection.

Sales associate Gary Causer recommended Holly try on a number of styles, particularly with plastic frames, which “will go a long way in hiding the thickness [of the lenses],” he said, and offer a wider variety of colors. But in the end they chose a metal frame with a rounded top to “dress the eyebrows” and a straight bottom. “Your cheekbones work with a nice upsweep,” Gary said, “and you smile with those on a lot more.” We liked the soft brown color with Holly’s eyes, hair and newly pinked cheeks, too. Holly is wearing: Danish-made, titanium-frame eyeglasses in matte brown by Prodesign.

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CHAMPLAIN CLOTHING Burlington Beth Campo suggested looking for something “you can ride your bike in, then get off and look good. The main thing is to be comfortable.” She recommended combining a dressy shirt with jeans or black pants — throw on a scarf and you’re all dressed up! Campo is also a big proponent of mixing and matching pieces. By adding a spot of color, she advised, “It’s amazing what you can do with the clothes already in your closet.” Holly is wearing: Black Click coat in Tencel and black pull-on pant by Color Me Cotton; terra-cotta long-sleeve cotton tee by FLAX; multicolored silk-blend scarf by Kathmandu Imports.

LENNY’S SHOES & APPAREL Williston Nancy Driscoll helped Rob pick out an all-Carhartt ensemble that looked rugged but sharp — and we think enhances his banjo playing-style. Rob has enough charisma to bring the outdoorsy look indoors. “I can rake leaves and get the ladies!” he quipped. Rob is wearing: Olive button-down, washed-twill workshirt, stone pants and leather belt by Carhartt; “Boston” shoes by Keen, dark brown with rubber tips.

OUTDOOR GEAR EXCHANGE Burlington In a store with tons of outdoor clothing and equipment, sales associate Heather Burgess managed to find a softly feminine yet comfortable outfit for Holly — loose enough for yoga but versatile enough for everyday wear. “It’s stylish and practical,” as Heather put it. And the clogs feel so good, she suggested, when Holly removes her biker boots, she’ll want to put these on. Holly is wearing: Light green Kimkai shirt by Kavu; black Borrego pant by Prana; green waterproof clogs by Sorel.

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VON BARGEN’S Burlington Von Bargen’s specializes in custom designer jewelry; the pieces are unique, and associates Eric Perkins and Stasia Chalbeck said that, when making an investment in jewelry, it’s important to get something that the buyer will really wear. Deb was drawn to the jewelry by Alex Sepkus, an award-winning designer who uses unusual components and rare stones in his work. It doesn’t come cheap, but Stasia pointed out that many people pay $4 a day for coffee; if they redirected that money toward, say, a necklace, they could have an $11,000 piece in eight years — and have an heirloom piece for the rest of their lives. Deb is wearing: From the Alex Sepkus “Orchard” collection, a necklace, bracelet and earrings in 18k gold, with garnets, blue sapphires and diamonds.

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TRADEWINDS Burlington Town Center Emily was not accustomed to wearing jewelry, or if she did she would wear one necklace every day until it broke. Sheryl Haiduck suggested an amber theme to complement Emily’s coloring. The stone comes in three colors: green, white and the traditional gold. “Earrings with a little dangle with Emily’s short hair… she would look fantastic in anything from small strands of beads to huge pendants.” Haiduck said body type is important in determining the size of jewelry, but that people should wear what they like and are comfortable with. “I invite people to try on different looks for fun,” she said. “The image can change a lot with different pieces.” Emily is wearing: Banana & cognac amber and silver bracelet; banana & cognac amber, Tibetan turquoise and silver necklace handmade in Poland; lapis-and-silver ring handmade in Nepal; silver double hoops from Thailand.

SKI RACK Burlington For exercise, Deb likes to walk, ski and swim. For Ski Rack coowner Karen George and clothing buyer Carrie Tillinghast, the goal was to create a “sporty, functional and comfortable outfit for Deb to walk in.” Karen also advised that Deb always carry water to stay hydrated, and to consider walking with Nordic poles — “They burn 40 percent more fat and calories than regular walking, by engaging the upper body,” she said. Meanwhile, manager John Smith matched shoes to Deb’s feet — “I want feet happy,” he said. John’s general rule for buying sport shoes: “Keep about a thumbnail of looseness in front, and no slippage in the heel.” As for socks, stay away from cotton, which retain moisture; synthetic or wool keep feet cooler in summer and warmer in winter through their wicking ability. Deb is wearing: Black, loose-fitting tights in cotton by Patagonia Serenity; red, long-sleeved wicking mesh shirt by Adidas Response; white walking/running shoe by Adidas Supernova Control; navy Coolmax sock by Darn Tough Lite Mesh Sock; black hat (with Coolmax lining for wicking moisture) by Patagonia D’visor; waist pack with water-bottle holder by Ultimate Direction Serenade.

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GRANNIS GALLERY Burlington Rob hadn’t thought much about jewelry, but Grannis co-owner Susan Hurd helped him see that a signature piece, such as a ring or a bracelet, can help him refine his personal style. She also taught him something about picking out jewelry for women — a nice touch, we think. But he’s on his own picking out a girlfriend. Rob is wearing: Unisex steel bracelet by Namu Cho; pendant with a 24k gold handmade chain, Brazilian Mamosa aquamarine point, diamonds and Tahitian pearl, by Timothy Grannis. Rob is contemplating: A pair of 18k gold and pearl chandelier earrings by Jacob Snow.

ECCO Burlington Manager Shannon Moody’s goal for Deb was to create an elegant evening look. Her advice for shopping for a dress was to just try things on. “It is impossible to gauge how a dress is going to fit until it’s on, so just go for it,” she said. Shannon recommended a simple dress that can be accessorized with different jewelry, handbags, shawls or scarves. Deb is wearing: Black, scoopneck evening gown by C.A.K.E.; black satin-and-rhinestone heels by Hype; lavender Thai silk wrap by Nusantara.

VERMONT TRADING COMPANY Montpelier Terri Hill suggested warm colors to complement Emily’s olive coloring, such as sweaters in green or plum shades for fall. To find a new look, “The best way is to just start trying things on,” Terri advised. “People should go with colors they like.” And one of the most important things, she added, is to find new looks that are comfortable. The store’s loose, roomy clothes made it challenging to find an outfit small enough for Emily’s petite frame, but we think the cropped, velvety blouse gave her a needed feminine look, and the pale purple accentuates those green eyes. Nice to be elegant and comfy. Emily is wearing: Purple burnt-velvet/rayon silk top by Sareet; black Tensel pants by Gerties; silver-plated resin bracelet by Nicogati; necklace by Baked Beads.

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GRASS HARP Burlington Not surprisingly, Holly isn’t accustomed to wearing a lot of jewelry and didn’t know what to look for. Katie Baas, store manager, suggested she shouldn’t hesitate to “go for color and sparkle; you can do a lot with it.” She also recommended trying one strong piece, such as a bracelet — “It’s a really fun, sort of casual thing.” Holly is wearing: Dichroic glass earrings by Joy Oxley of Mineville, New York; dichroic glass pendant by Stellar Jewels of Littleton, Colorado; Rosemary silver bracelet by Kevin Rose of Burlington.

DAMSELS & PASEO Montpelier Damsels recently opened and carries a lot of funky, youthful clothing; there were plenty of options for Emily and the enthusiastic saleswomen could have dressed her all day. They collectively agreed Emily should wear warm colors, earth tones, purple, pink and black, and that form-fitting clothes, especially pants, best show off her trim figure. The brand Free People might appeal to Emily, they suggested, because the fabrics are soft and the styles are simple. Emily is wearing: From Damsels: Silk, maroon-and-white paisley poncho shirt by XOXO; dark-blue denim jeans by Paris Blues. From Paseo: Black leather slingbacks by Franco Sarto.

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GARB Burlington Owner Floery Mahoney recommended Holly try feminine pieces matched with casual: “Really comfy, but still stylish; a lot of designers are doing flowery shirts under a blazer.” For this biker babe, putting on a skirt was a big deal, but Holly seemed to enjoy the eclectic ensemble Floery put together — chic but unpretentious. She also recommended “a mixture of textures and prints with tall boots.” Holly is wearing: Gray/black herringbone fitted jacket and cotton floral-print camisole from Wyeth by Todd Magill; cranberry viscose skirt with yarn detail by Rozae Nichols; black wedge “Vol de Nuit” shoes by Emile Thoard.

BENJAMIN MAY WEINSTEIN BURLINGTON AGE 2 We didn’t really need to make over Ben — he’s pretty cool for a guy who still has diaper butt and is known to smear food on his face. But his outfit transformed him from regular toddler to, well, a Terrific Two.

ZUTANO ASHLEY FURNITURE HOMESTORE Burlington Emily is sharing a new apartment, so the only room she needed to furnish is her bedroom. Having moved a lot in recent years, she had little furniture and no pictures, wall decorations or… anything, really. She has eclectic tastes; she wanted a fun and funky look. Since her room is small, Ashley co-owner Carolle Bouchett suggested the space-saving option of a sleeper bed/sofa, or a bunk bed with the lower bed removed, making it act like a loft, with space to hang out underneath. “Finding stuff is like creating a wardrobe,” Carolle suggested. “Identify the biggest needs; those are what you should spend the most money on.” A good bed, for example, will last 15 to 20 years. “If designing a room on a restrictive budget,” Carolle added, “choose the pieces that will make the most impact for right now, and then find the things to fit in later.” Emily went for pieces that were functional, such as a bench and coffee table that both have storage, and a striking mirror to enhance vertical space. Emily (in her “before” clothes) is hanging out with: Matte Black Storage Table; Spider Lamp; wonderland Gold Mirror; black-and-red Warhol Carpet.

Montpelier Zutano co-owner Michael Belenky says the store’s “little velour collection” is really strong this year, and comes in “a huge array of really juicy colors.” A little mouse named Minzi comes with the velour line, which of course has many unisex options and can work with Zutano’s other variety of stripes and patterns. “They can be worn daily,” says Michael, “or put together in a funky, elegant way.” Ben is wearing: Racoon crewneck shirt, moss-colored plaid reversible pants and blue striped knit scarf; hooded nylon plush jacket in haze.

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alifax, Nova Scotia, is not commonly associated with urban music culture; in a city better known for hosting the earliest hockey game with rules back in 1850, it’s hard to imagine the denizens re-writing the hiphop rulebook. Yet somehow, it happened. Vaughn Robert Squire, a.k.a. Sixtoo, was one of the founders of Nova Scotia’s new music community. Somber, edgy hip-hop productions propelled his early career, rocketing him across North America. Rap music was his launch pad, but Sixtoo is no longer fueled by rhymes and beats alone. Now in his early thirties, he’s entered a much wider playing field. His largely instrumental music still sounds urban, but instead of rap, Sixtoo utilizes film noir moods and terse polyrhythms to underscore his worldview. Currently a Montréal resident, Sixtoo’s work reflects a deep understanding of texture and space that puts his albums on an

the road. Moving to Nova Scotia from Toronto at age 16 was a culture shock at first, but Sixtoo soon found his bearings. He believes Halifax’s relative isolation contributed to his unique take on hip-hop. “It was definitely a renegade scene up there,” he recalls of his mid-’90s stomping ground. Starting out, Sixtoo found the “few decent record shops” in Halifax provided ample wares during his rabid hunts for “dope wax.” But that changed as more kids caught on to spinning and sampling — soon everyone wanted a piece. What was once fresh became stale, and claustrophobia drove Nova Scotia’s hip-hop talent west to California. In 1999, Sixtoo joined the exodus. Canada’s transplanted MCs and beat-makers became the cornerstones of Anticon Records, a San Francisco collective that still defines neo-hop in the eyes of many fans.

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entirely different level than those of his contemporaries. His tunes might not make you want to dance, but they’re rooted enough to the rhythms of hip-hop that your head will still nod. Still, his most recent release, Chewing on Glass and Other Miracle Cures, is more Miles Davis than 50-Cent. With a huge nod to ’70s “krautrock” pioneers Can, his music weaves experimental avant-garde into propulsive, street-smart frameworks. Jazzy drum breaks and hazy electric piano lead the listener through labyrinths of sound, where alleyway grime meets the sheen of polished chrome. It’s a jazzy, psych-rock record created by a hip-hop producer. His show at Club Metronome this Thursday promises an evening of musical crossbreeding, featuring live instrumentation alongside Sixtoo’s trusty sampler. Skateboarding and punk rock were Sixtoo’s first obsessions, but when he fell in with Nova Scotian hip-hoppers DJ Moves and Buck 65, his musical path began to emerge. “These guys taught me about beats, looking for records and sampling,” he says in a phone interview from

But the good times and community vibe didn’t last; in eight months Sixtoo burned out on Cali. The Anticon collective centers around a handful of MCs — almost exclusively white — whose pointedly confessional rhymes are hardly gangsta. Allen Ginsburg and his Beat-poet pals provide a much better analogy. Rapid-fire, free-form lyrics are a staple of the style, as well as a do-it-yourself, anything-goes recording ethos. “When we started we were tired of doing the same shit,” Sixtoo says of the crew’s stream-of-consciousness rhymes and unconventional beats. “But anything that I wanted to contribute to that scene is done.” According to Sixtoo, the genre’s increasing popularity stymied musical progress. “A lot of people that listen to that genre of music are closed-minded,” he explains. Even with pretenses to revolution, the Anticon style has become yet another cultural identity badge sported by a new breed of cliquish suburban kids. The audience is fiercely loyal but resistant to change. “There’s a lot of elitism and things that I don’t agree with in the movement, and that’s why I’ve chosen to disas-

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sociate myself from it,” says Sixtoo. Dropping further away from the collective, his palette expanded while his music grew more personal. Once again it was time to move on. Heading back to Halifax did little to calm his restlessness — he found nearly the same musical landscape he’d left behind. Financial hard times and a growing sense of isolation kept Sixtoo from recording for half a year. Arts grants and a donation from a music biz philanthropist finally allowed him to complete Duration, released in 2000. Although he was still creating much of his music from vinyl samples, he began to experiment with manipulating sounds recorded with musician friends. Filled with a sense of foreboding and paranoia, the album’s radical new direction attracted the attention of revered Montréal electronic label Ninja Tune. Sixtoo has found renewed inspiration since moving there in 2002. “I feel that there’s really exciting musical stuff going on up there right now,” he says of his adopted metropolis. “There’s a lot of exciting rock stuff going on, as well as movements in minimal techno and electronic.” The free-form exchange of ideas that he initially experienced in Halifax is even more prominent in Montréal. Home to ever-evolving post-rock collectives such as Godspeed! You Black Emperor, the city seems to foster musical collaboration. Since his samples are increasingly culled from live performances,

Sixtoo now has plenty of fresh sounds to re-configure. Godspeed! Cellist Norsola Johnson and Canadian multiinstrumentalist Matt Kelly have provided grist for his mill. And the stimulation isn’t just aural. “There’s a really vibrant arts community and a strong independent film community here as well. There’s a lot of visual arts stuff I find exciting,” Sixtoo describes. “Montréal really has a European flavor.” Flavor abounds on his new disc as well: It’s a reflective and sometimes harrowing travelogue through shifting urban soundscapes. Moody drum shuffles smash headlong into kaleidoscopic psychedelia, yet this modern collage doesn’t sound hacked-up or digitally sterile. “I prefer analog recording first and foremost,” Sixtoo explains. “I use computers only for editing, not for recording. I don’t like the sound of them — it’s like putting gauze over your food or something. To me there is a difference, if you have a feel.” Collaborating with Can frontman Damo Suzuki on the new album brought Sixtoo face to face with his idol. “For me it starts and ends with Can,” he says. What was it like in the presence of an avant-garde authority? “It was really humbling,” Sixtoo admits, “just seeing how professional he was — it’s amazing.” The Toronto session was completely improvised, with Suzuki doing multiple vocal takes until he felt he had gotten his musical point across.

The legend then treated the young producer to frog legs. Hip-hop is a potent form of protest music, with the role of raconteur generally going to the MC. With instrumental music, a producer’s political motivations are harder to discern. That doesn’t mean that the spirit isn’t there — just listen to any number of postHolocaust classical composers. Sixtoo believes his attitude can be felt in his music even without lyrics. “I think general moods and sentiments [in music] are always going to reflect the environment you live in,” Sixtoo says. “People always say that my music’s dark… But we’re living in really, really fucked-up times, whether people acknowledge it or just keep driving around in their SUVs and talking on their cell phones.” Targeting an entertainment culture that provides only escapism while lining the pockets of the obscenely wealthy, Sixtoo continues: “Most of the music I see on TV or hear on radio, unfortunately, is not politically driven… There’s a strong movement towards a popular ignorance.” A passion for progression has guided Sixtoo through many creative seasons in his 30-odd years, and there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight. Just don’t expect him to churn out the same old sounds. “If I can turn some kids on to other things, that’d be fucking awesome,” says Sixtoo. “But music for me is a very selfish thing — first and foremost it’s for myself.” 쩾

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:: burlington area

IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/SUSAN SQUIER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. CLEARY BROTHERS (Celtic/bluegrass), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY & GARUDA (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. AMY MILES (indie-rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC, followed by U-MELT, STEFAN COUTURE & THE CAMPFIRE ORCHESTRA (jam-rock), 10 p.m. NC. TRICKY PAT W/WHIP (drum ’n’ bass), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. OPEN MIKE W/DAVID HAMBLEN, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE ADMINISTRATOR (eclectic DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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style that’s both impassioned and subdued, the band sounds like vintage Neil Young with a head full of painkillers. Sykes’ strong yet vulnerable voice has drawn comparisons to Cat Power and Emmylou Harris, and her uncompromising lyrics steer Americana into previously uncharted waters. Check them out this Tuesday at Club Metronome. Local cowboy Brett Hughes opens.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central DJ ELLIS & SWEET D (hip-hop), Charlie O’s, 8 p.m. NC. ANYTHING GOES (variety show, open jam), Eclipse Theater, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC. DAVE KELLER (singer-songwriter/blues), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 8 p.m. NC.

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ESPRESSO & SELF-EXPRESSION These days, folks have a lot to get off their chests. While some might find throwing things at the TV a great release, CCV’s Underground Coffeehouse provides a forum for making a more creative statement. Not just another open mike, the event brings writers, visual artists and filmmakers together with their musical brethren. The gathering takes place the last Friday of every month and is hosted by guitarist & CCV student Andy Lugo. His band Second Agenda kicks the night off with a performance at 8 p.m. Everyone who comes is encouraged to get involved; if you’re not performing or showing works, you can leave a mark via the Coffehouse Art Wall. According to CCV Performing Arts Coordinator Jody Albright, no creative voice is unimportant. “It’s truly an event for the community and for all artists,” she says.

THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT In Burlington’s live music playground, it’s no fun to be under 21. While all-ages shows occasionally occur, they’re usually early slots that feel more like after-school programs than full-on rock fests. With an eye on the new batch of students, Nectar’s is easing into becoming an 18+ venue —at least on Mondays. “We can’t have 250 kids in there and do no bar sales,” says “Talent Buyer” Alex Chaykin, “but we really want to get more college kids into the club.” Upcoming shows featuring heavyweights Critters Buggin’ and KRS-One seem like a beginning for the experiment.

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Will drinks still be served to older patrons? Yes, says co-owner Chris Walsh, but that’s not real-

Adversity hasn’t stopped singer-songwriter Rachel Bissex from finding strength and hope in life’s details. After recovering from major health issues and celebrating her son’s return from Army service in Baghdad, Bissex did what came naturally — she recorded a new album. Her fifth release, In White Light, is the first to include arrangements for string quartet and orchestra. A song from the disc was recently featured in Vermont filmmaker Nora Jacobson’s latest — Bissex even snagged a role in the production. How does the folk singer, mother and actress feel about her expanding horizons? “Overwhelmed — with lots of possibilities,” she says. Bissex plans more touring and will even direct a play in November; her release party for In White Light is this Friday at 135 Pearl.

ly the point. “I think it’s very important to do this even if we lose bar sales,” he says. “College kids are creatures of habit, and we want to develop our future clientele.” The logistics can be tricky — kids, be prepared to wear those stigmatizing bracelets — but Nectar’s is willing to give it a shot. Says Walsh: “Let’s do one night a week as a litmus test and see what happens.”

SELL ’EM IF YA GOT ’EM Got a playable instrument in your home that taunts you each time you stumble over it? We all know the story — you wanted to learn how to play Flügelhorn, but somehow never found the time. Well, this Saturday and Sunday at the Montpelier High School cafeteria, you can rid yourself of the shame and earn a little spare cash. The Onion River Arts Council’s ninth annual Used Musical Instrument Sale aims to make the separation as painless as possible; appraisers will be on hand between 4:30 and 7:30 p.m. Friday to help determine pricing. Sheet music and accessories may be dropped off as well. So if you want to unload grandma’s Gershwin, now’s the per-

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AMY MILES (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 4 p.m. NC, followed by TINKER TAILOR TRIO (lounge-jazz), 9 p.m. NC. POOF! (drag cabaret), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5. BIG JOE BURRELL & FRIENDS (jazz/blues), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. & DJ A-DOG (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. SIXTOO, DJ SIGNIFY, BLOCKHEAD (hip-hop/electronic), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $10. VORCZA (jazz), Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJ ROBBIE J, ERUCK, DA CHAMP (hip-hop/r&b/ dancehall), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $3-7/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DJ SELECTAH MESZENJAH (reggae/ dancehall), JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. AQUA NET W/DJS PANTYCHRIST & SPANDEX (’80s hard rock), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. THE CUSH (alt-rock), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. CHAMP MARY-O-KEE (live karaoke w/Phil Abair Band), Breakwater Café, 5 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE (singer-songwriter), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. LARRY BRETT’S JUKEBOX LADIES’ REQUEST NIGHT (rock/urban/dance/ DVD), Henry’s Pub, 8 p.m. NC.

his belt, Havens practically defines longevity. His percussive guitar style and powerful vocals have earned him a well-deserved place in pop music history. It’s a long way from Woodstock, but Havens’ appearance this Thursday at the Barre Opera House should keep the spirit alive.

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BUDDHA FOOD GROUP (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/MIKE PELKEY Park Place Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/BONNIE DRAKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: central RICHIE HAVENS (folk), Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $23/32. REV. NATHAN BRADY CRAIN (hillbillyfolk), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. NC.

:: northern HOUSE BAND (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SASSY KARAOKE, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 8 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/JOHN GOOLEY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. DAVE KELLER (singer-songwriter/blues), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT (Sound Obsession DJ), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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After Dark Music Series, United Methodist Church, Seminary St., Montpelier, 388-0216 American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292 Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St, Montpelier, 229-2295. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Gezellig, 324 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864. Kahiki Moon, 1 Lawson Lane, Burlington. 660-4852. The Kept Writer, 50 North Main St., St. Albans, 527-6242. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748. Millennium Nightclub, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd. Williamstown, 443-6106. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

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These days, bands under the “jam band” umbrella tour heavily and inevitably put out a number of live releases. Some are sloppy and poorly produced, while others serve as an aural snapshot of a band’s life on the road. All the Way Live finds San Francisco’s Vinyl captured in one of these moments. This double-live album documents the band’s two sold-out nights at the Great American Music Hall in their hometown. The title implies a sonic trip to the edge with nothing left in the reserves, but something keeps their performances from going “all the way.” This is still a fun set to listen to, though. Vinyl recruited a handful of guest musicians to join the fray, many of them veterans of the Bay Area and national jam scene. Heavy hitters Rob Wasserman, P-Funk’s Bernie Worrell and even ’80s bar-rock crooner Huey Lewis make appearances. Vinyl wrap themselves around a number of musical styles over the course of the album, and none for too long. They jump from Earth, Wind & Fire-style funk and oldschool ska to Latin grooves that would make Tito Puente proud. As an instrumental band, Vinyl are guided by their percussion and horn sections. Some of the grooves run a little long, but, just as they begin to bog down, the brass and drums snap ’em out of it. The band sounds great on the ska-tinged tunes, “Things I Could Do” and “Mokpok.” Worrell contributes some serious Parliament-meets-the-Meters funk on the excellent “Moonshine Heather.” Lewis adds some harmonica to “Skumbo,” and at one point the group brings in a few guest vocalists. The singers are the low point of the album, but MCs Soulati and D Wolf raise the bar — their contributions are like bringing Jurassic 5, Ozomatli and Tower of Power together, though far too briefly. What is it that keeps this really good live album from being great? Perhaps it’s the lack of a beer garden in the listener’s den. Live music is about being part of the party — so don’t miss your chance when Vinyl hit Nectar’s this Sunday.

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It’s all too easy to compare Toronto singer-songwriter Ember Swift to another independently minded progressive folkie. Like Ani DiFranco, Swift’s in-your-face political commentary is accompanied by Spartan, acoustic guitar riffs and sprightly, turn-on-a-dime-rhythms. In fact, so many similarities abound to the matron of modern fem-folk that DiFranco ought to get a cut of the royalties. Despite a shared musical approach, business model and funky hairstyle, Ember Swift’s cultural commentary and odbball pop sensibility sometimes achieves distinction. The dusky, shifting melodies of the track “Boise” owe as much to the bohemian shadow-jazz of Pirates-era Rickie Lee Jones as to DiFranco. Tribal tom rolls and vibrant background vocals give this tune a uniqueness that fails to materialize elsewhere on the disc. The lyrical dexterity that accompanies Swift’s vocal style soon becomes more invasive than clever; her densely packed wordplay reads better than it actually sounds. A great deal of effort surely went into her precise delivery, but unfortunately at the expense of emotional conviction. “We haven’t outgrown our history yet,” Ember sings on the politically charged “Sucker-Punched,” “Here we are, still a perfect fit in that blue pin-striped suit with blood and oil stains all over it.” Strong sentiment and imagery, but her message gets buried under tacky, spoken-word passages and funk-by-numbers instrumental backing. This sermonizing on geo-political injustices never really hits a nerve — partly because of the irritating package it’s bound in. “14 and Fiery” fares far better, probably because Swift’s lyrics appropriately match her passionate vocals. The understated, bluesy accompaniment doesn’t interfere as Swift takes shots at seedy record company execs that manufacture teen pop starlets. The subject needed to be addressed, and Swift is a decent mouthpiece. “They only need a few ingredients for that sticky, sweet recipe of success,” she vents. They are relentless, she is precarious… We’ve got to hold her from the snakes.” It’s potent stuff, and highlights Swift’s talents while avoiding the pitfalls of overeffort. A musical partnership with multi-instrumentalist Lyndell Montgomery ensures that Disarming has more musical weight than your typical strum-and-sing folk affair. Yet quality control is desperately lacking. In order to grow beyond her influences and create something lasting, Swift needs to rein in her ambitions, slow the pace and concentrate on her own strengths. She plays two shows in Vermont — Friday the 24th at the Eclipse Theater, and 135 Pearl on October 1.

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FRI.24 << 49A CHROME COWBOYS (country-rock), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. NC. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. ERIK KOSKINEN BAND (rock), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by BLUES FOR BREAKFAST (jam/blues), 9:30 p.m. $3-5. MANIFEST NEXTOME (funk/hip-hop), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5. THE RIVER CITY REBELS, YARBLES, OPERATION EXTERMINATION, THE RATCHETS (rock/hardcore), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $6. KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA (DJs; hip-hop/r&b/reggae), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. HIP-HOP/REGGAE/DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BIKINI BASHMENT W/DEMUS (reggae DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 6 p.m. NC, followed by DJ ADOG (hip-hop/lounge), 10 p.m. NC. VIBES TRIO (jazz), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. THE HITMEN (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. THE ELEMENT, JAPHY RYDER (funk-rock/ jam-rock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC. MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. ULTERIOR MOTIVE (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley ABBY JENNE BAND (rock), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honkytonk/rockabilly), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC.

:: central ARC (rock), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. FEATUREFOLK! FINALE W/EMBER SWIFT BAND, LESLIE HELPERT (folk; open mike), Eclipse Theater, 8 p.m. $8. RAY MASON (folk-rock), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $3. STAN SWINAIRSKI W/JIM GILMOUR (country/roots/folk), Middle Earth, 9 p.m. $10.

:: northern KARAOKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. VIP LADIES NIGHT, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. NC, followed by LIVE MUSIC, 10 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. U-MELT (jam-rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. JIM MCGINNIS & JIM DANIELS (bluegrass/old-time), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. ELMORE MOUNTAIN (blues-rock), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: central HAPPY TOWN (rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. COLD DUCK COMPLEX (hip-hop/jazz), Eclipse Theater, 10 p.m. $7.

:: northern ELLEN POWELL DUO (jazz), Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 6:30 p.m. NC. PATRICK FITZSIMMONS (singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. JON DOE & THE TOE TAGS (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ SKIPPY, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. MANIFEST NEXTOME (funk/hip-hop), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. DUANE CARLETON (singer-songwriter), Charlie B’s, 9 p.m. NC. SKELETON CREW (blues), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. GREGORY DOUGLASS (singer-songwriter), Bad Girls Café, 7 p.m. NC.

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed by LESLIE HALPERT (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC. IRISH SESSIONS (Celtic/folk), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 5 p.m. NC. NASTEE SOUL SUNDAY (DJ), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. SYLLABIC (live drums/turntables), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. THE COMAS, THE MAGIC IS GONE (indie-rock), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $5, followed by SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (DJs), 10 p.m. NC. VINYL, NBFB (funk/jam-rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. POOLOOP, PROP POETRY SLAM (eclectic; artsProject benefit), Waiting Room, 7:30 p.m. $3. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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NO GUITAR OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC. TRASHBOX: THE SOUND OF NYC (DJ), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (funk/jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. SUSAN SQUIER W/DAN SKEA (jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. CARPENTER SMITH W/TANGLEWOOD (jam-rock), Nectar’s 9:30 p.m. NC, 18+. LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. MUSIC MACHINE W/DJ TRANSPLANTE (eclectic), The Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow! Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC.

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CONJUNTO GUA GUA (Brazilian jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by JOHN WATER (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER W/TOM CLEARY & JOHN RIVERS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. BLUESDAY W/HARMONICA BOB MCKENZIE, Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

BILLY CALDWELL (acoustic), Charlie O’s, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern KARAOKE W/SASSY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. CHRIS LYON (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC.

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:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central BILLY CALDWELL (acoustic), Charlie O’s, 8 p.m. NC. MIKE COMPTON & DAVID LONG (bluegrass), Starlight Lounge, 8 p.m. $12. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC. SUSANNAH BLACHLY, LOUIS FRANCO (singer-songwriters), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 8 p.m. NC.

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IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/SUSAN SQUIER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. CLEARY BROTHERS (Celtic/bluegrass), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY & GARUDA (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. THE BIG WU, MICHAEL GLABICKI (jam-rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. THE LOYALISTS, JD WALKER, GABE FM (hip-hop), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. ZOMBI, WAR IN HEAVEN, SENECA (hardcore), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $6. OPEN MIKE W/DAVID HAMBLEN, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE ADMINISTRATOR (eclectic DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC.

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AMORPHIS BAND (funk), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight, NC. KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. THE MIDDLE 8, GORDON STONE BAND (Americana/newgrass; CD release party), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. RETRONOME (’70s-’80s DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $3. KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. SPIN CYCLE (top 40 dance DJs), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. NASTEE DOG W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. RED HOT JUBA (jazz/bluegrass), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. THE NEW DEAL, TALIB KWELI (live electronic/hip-hop) Patrick Gym, UVM, 8 p.m. $30. ELECTRIC LADYBUGS, RAQUEL’S BOYS (prog-rock/old-school pop), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. CHAOS CREW (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/TOWNIE, Banana Winds, 8 p.m. NC. MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/BONNIE DRAKE, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

WITNESS TO A MASSACRE

Vermonter Martha Redpath RN, an American witness to the September 15, 1982 massacre of more than 2000 unarmed Palestinian civilians, many of them women and children, at the SABRA and SHATILLA refugee camps during the Israeli invasion of Lebanon, will be interviewed on “SALAAM-SHALOM,” a weekly television show produced by Vermonters for a Just Peace in Palestine/Israel.

Thursday, September 30, 8:00pm VCAM – Channel 15 (Burlington) Public Access TV The show will repeat on Tuesday, 10/05/04 at 10:00am and Wednesday, 10/06/04 at 3:30pm

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CALL TO ARTISTS Studio Place Arts in Barre is seeking artists to participate in its fifth annual members’ show — a three-level event geared toward the giving season. Deadline October 15. Info, 479-7069.

OPENINGS SEAN DYE & MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM:

Art-chitects

F EXHIBIT “AXA: Architects by art, art by architects,” a group exhibit. Flynndog, Burlington. Through October.

ARTWORK “Taper with Counter Weight” Alisa Dworsky

PHOTO Marc Awodey

orty years ago, esteemed American architect Philip Johnson told The New York Times, “Architecture is the art of how to waste space.” Now 98, Johnson is still known for saying outrageous things. If his statement on art and architecture was meaningful, it’s fortunate that the new Flynndog exhibition, entitled “AXA: Architects by art, art by architects,” is not exactly an “architecture” show. Only a few of the pieces directly reference the erection of buildings. New Firehouse curator C. Sean Horton is responsible for this exhibition — his first Burlington show is not in his own gallery. His curatorial decisions are laudable; represented here are more than 15 area architects who work in a variety of media. Lee Grutchfield’s “Materials Study” is a wall sculpture, about 6 by 3 feet, composed of industrial materials. Grids of wood and wire support a sheet of corrugated steel, which is inset within a stainless-steel rectangle. The corrugated steel is placed in the upper right of the interior space and prevents the piece from being static. Though Grutchfield’s work is made up of architectural materials, it is primarily sculptural. “Taper with Counter Weight” by Alisa Dworsky is a tour de force of crocheting. It consists of two bright-yellow forms of differing crocheted mass-

es hanging from the ceiling. The “taper” part is a large, conical shape with its base spread out on the floor, while the “counter weight” is smaller and suspended. The tug of gravity on Dworsky’s dozens of square feet of crocheting creates gracefully curved outlines for the two forms. Steve Schenker’s oil-on-wood painting “#002” is a 6-by-8-foot abstraction made up of interlocking rectangular shapes with soft edges. The painting is very textural, and its hues are muted reds and greens over a foundation of grays. It has an organic feel, like an old stone wall in the woods. Photography is the most prevalent medium in the exhibition, with about 25 pictures. Twelve of them are from the “Providence Pinholes” series by Lauren Davis. Her works are small, sepia-toned city shots taken with a pinhole camera and hung in a straight line. Most of the other photographs in the show are more colorful; two of the other photographer-architects are working with C-prints. Tom Cullins’ “Fabric” and “Stadium Steps” were taken in Greece and, like many of the works in this exhibit, are highly geometric. One of Daniel Doz’s C-prints, “Cross and Flowers,” has a V shape to its high horizon line, separating a brilliant blue sky and a snowy field. A cross-shaped

headstone is at the horizon edge, balanced by a cluster of trees in the right side of the composition. John Connell’s 24 drawings, collectively entitled “Jury Dreams,” were inspired by his Yestermorrow Design/ Build School, a creative architecture program based in Warren. Connell’s fanciful houses are like a cross between the cartoons of James Thurber and Dr. Seuss. One is a geodesic dome turned into a smiling dinosaur. Another has a vacuum cleaner attachment. Robert Mantho and Michael Wenrich are showing photos of some impractical architecture that was actually built: the site-specific installation “Hurricane Ridge: Corinth, VT.” The structure is as sculptural as it is architectonic, and is reminiscent of the earthcentered works of contemporary artist Alice Aycock. Mantho and Wenrich’s structure is built of positive and negative rectangular forms that create a floored structure around the trunk of a tree. Considering that Philip Johnson lives in a glass house — his primary residence is his 1949 see-through masterpiece in New Canaan, Connecticut — it’s surprising that he threw a little metaphorical stone with his art-andarchitecture statement 15 years later. The artists and architects of “AXA” are definitely not wasting much Flynndog space. m

Pastel landscapes and still lifes, and Rustic Inaccurate Furniture, respectively. Northern Power Systems, Mad River Park, Waitsfield, 496-2955, ext. 287. Reception September 23, 6-9:30 p.m. Through November 12. LESLIE FRY: “Cast-Offs: Girls, Riddles, Fate,” sculptural installation of paper wall reliefs and concrete sculptures conjuring an imaginary civilization. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Reception September 24, 5-7 p.m.. Through October. LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: “Old Friends, New Friends,” unique and multiple prints. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 229-6112. Reception September 24, 4:30-7 p.m., to benefit the Onion River Arts Council. $5 donation. Through September. WINNERS SHOW: Weaving, sculpture, photography, clay, oils, watercolors and pastels by the six winners of the 2003 Local Artist Show: Andrew Schneller, Cynthia McPhetres, Sandy Cooch, Marcia Hammond, John McHugh and C. Peter Jorgensen. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9878. Receptions September 24 & 25, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Through October 17. ART IN THE ROUND BARN: An annual group exhibit of 41 area artists in multiple media. Joslyn Round Barn, Waitsfield, 496-7722. Reception September 26, 4-7 p.m. $12. Through October 11. REID & BILL CROSBY: “It Runs in the Family,” a father-son joint exhibition of paintings. North Country Cultural Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, 518-63-1604. Artists’ talk September 26, 4:30 p.m., followed by reception with live music, 57 p.m. Through October 16. ROBERT SIMON: Ink and acrylic drawings. CCV Hallway Galleries, Lower Atrium, Burlington, 865-4422. Artist’s talk and reception September 27, 7 p.m. Through November.

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MEET THE ARTIST: Peter talks about his work. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Thursday evenings through October (except September 30), 7-9 p.m. THE ORCHID THIEF REIMAGINED: Prof. Jane Kent lectures in conjunction with a current exhibit. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. September 23, 5:30 p.m. RODIN: IN HIS OWN WORDS: Prof. John Hunisak lectures in conjunction with a current exhibit. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. September 23, 4:30 p.m. OPEN STUDIO: Artist-in-residence Leslie Fry shows her work in progress for an upcoming sculpture exhibit. Fourth Floor Studio, Firehouse Center, Burlington, 865-7165. Every Saturday through September 25, noon – 8 p.m.

TALKS/EVENTS >> 56A PLEASE NOTE: Art listings are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Send listings, by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. Also see art listings at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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TALKS/EVENTS << 55A HARVEST ART: A daylong celebration featuring artist demonstrations in painting, spinning, carving and more, in conjunction with the town’s Harvest Fest. Art On Main, Bristol, 453-4032. September 25, 10 a.m. – 6 p.m. For art workshops and instruction, see “classes” in Section B.

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BOB’S VIEW The late photographer Robert Campbell had a knack for being in the right place at the right time — that is, the 1960s in New York City. That’s where Campbell captured intimate portraits of the leading jazz and blues musicians of the era and their haunts, among other evocative shots. When he died last year in Burlington, his small apartment was filled with his black-and-white vintage treasures. Several of those works are currently on display at Truex Cullins & Partners architecture firm on Battery Street.

ENVISIONED IN A PASTORAL SETTING: An annual juried exhibit of works by New England in many media inspired by the natural landscape, September 24 – October 17; also, TAKEN WITH THE NORTHERN FOREST: A photographic journey from the Adirondacks to the Katahdin area, featuring the work of seven regional artists, September 26 – October 17. Coach Barn, Shelburne Farms, 985-8498. KATHY MARMOR: “Holding On to Intangible Things,” a new installation. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Through September. JEREMY HAINES & ADRIENNE GOULETTE: “Hopeless & Bust,” mixed-media works. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through October 3. JANET FREDERICKS: “Life in the Garden,” paintings. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through October 26. THE BEAUTY OF USEFULNESS: INSPIRATION FROM TRADITIONAL JAPANESE CRAFTS: Ceramics, woodworks, textiles, jewelry and paper objects made by New England artisans and influenced by Japanese artistic traditions. Shelburne Craft School’s Gallery on the Green, Shelburne, 985-8438. Through November 13. ETHAN GASTON: Paintings and drawings. 1/2 Lounge, Burlington, 865-0012. Through October 18. WYLIE SOFIA GARCIA: Textiles and mixed media. Stella Shoes, Burlington, 8642800. Through October. MASHA STERN: “Under Construction,” black-and-white photographs. Wine Works, Burlington, 951-9463. Through October 15. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Original acrylics. Smokejacks Restaurant, Burlington, 8729605. Through October. Also at

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Scrumptious Café, Burlington, 658-2727. Through September 29. NEW WORKS FROM HOWARD COMMUNITY SERVICES: Artworks in multiple media presented by GRACE. Union Station, Burlington, 472-6857. Through September 28. JULIA DOTOLI: “Erosion Series,” abstract paintings, Bar; and ELIZABETH DOWD: Black-and-white photographs, Greenhouse; and SARAH HUTTON: Abstract oil paintings of figures, landscapes and cityscapes, Dining Room. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through September. BOBBI PRITT: “Beneath the Skin,” photographs of human skin under the microscope. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165. Through September. JOHN CHURCHMAN: “Autumn Glory,” photographs. Airport Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Through October. ALEX GREY: “X-Ray Visions,” prints and drawings by the world-renowned artist. Lineage Gallery, Burlington, 862-7766. Through September 26. GROUP SHOW: Acrylic paintings by Ethan Azarian and Michael Smith, photography by Cynthia Silvey and watercolor and ink works by Michael Tonn. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through October. NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIATION: A group show featuring hundreds of works by members. Old Red Mill Gallery, Jericho, 899-3225. Through September 25. ELISA NELSON: Pen-and-ink drawings of Lake Champlain and New England, Pickering Room, through September 29; and GALEN MCDONALD: “Images of This World,” politically charged paintings by the UVM senior, Mezzanine Balcony, through September. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. ‘ART OF THE NEEDLE’: An exhibition featuring 100 18th-, 19th- and 20th-century American quilts; and ‘LES BORDS DE LA LOIRE PRES DE NANTES’: A painting by the late French landscape artist CharlesFrançois Daubigny; also, ‘PEDAL TO THE METAL’: An exhibit documenting the history of children’s pedal cars; and ‘AMERICAN VISIONS OF PARADISE’: Paintings by great American artists including Grandma Moses, Thomas Cole, Washington Allston and Jasper Cropsey. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348, ext. 3330. Through October.

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Cobblestone Deli, Burlington, and Brandon Artists Guild, both through September. GRACE COTHALIS & SABINA EVARTS: “Mandala: The Sacred Circle,” mixed media. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. Through September. AXA: “Architects by art, art by architects,” a group show curated by C. Sean Horton. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through October. JOHN CHURCHMAN: “Conditions of Light and Spirit,” Giclée print photography. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 8992200. Through September. 40 YEARS, 400 VERSES: SLICES OF NEW YORK: Photographs by Sandy Milens and haiku poems by Marc Awodey. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4505. Through October 23. JACQUELINE M. CALL & JIM GORMAN: “Avenues in Enchantment,” watercolors and photographs. Sneakers, Winooski, 655-9081. Through September. ROBERT SIMON: Ink and acrylic drawings, and SHARON WEBSTER: Mixed-media works, both through November; and GARY KOWALSKI: Oil paintings, through December 10. CCV Hallway Galleries, Burlington, 865-4422. JIM GIDDINGS: “Back Roads and Other Animals,” paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through September. DOUGLAS ZARUBA: “Fables, Myths and Memories,” precious metal jewelry; and GABRIEL BORAY: New works. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through September. QUINTESSENTIAL VERMONT: A group show featuring regional artists in pottery, furniture, photographs and paintings. Frog Hollow Gallery, Burlington, 8636458. Through October. BERND HEINRICH: THE NATURALIST AS ARTIST: A selection of original drawings, photographs, field notes and specimen collections from the renowned UVM field biologist; and FUNGI, UNICORNS AND BEACHED WHALES: ARTISTS AS NATURALISTS: Natural history illustrations, classic and contemporary; and HIROSHIGE’S 53 STATIONS OF THE TOKAIDO: Woodblock prints by the Japanese master. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6560750. Through December 19. CHRIS BAME: “Finding Home in Different Ways,” acrylics and mixed media.

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WEST TOWER EXHIBIT: A group show featuring fabric works, holographic gratings and steel sculptures. ECHO, Burlington Waterfront, 864-1848. Through fall.

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SYBIL MEYERSBURG: “Children of the World,” 50 photographs taken 1957-78 around the globe. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through January 2005. RODIN: IN HIS OWN WORDS: Thirty-five bronzes from the famous French sculptor, from the Iris and B. Gerald Cantor Foundation; and VERMONT IN 1904: A PHOTOGRAPHIC PORTRAIT: Prints made from nearly 200 images shot by Adolph B. Lane (1877-1942); and ART NOW: SCULPTURE OF JOEL SHAPIRO: five works by the renowned American artist, spanning 25 years. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5235. All though December 5. DAVE BRAUN: “Landscapes and Likenesses,” recent portraits and paintings. Charlotte Public Library, 425-3864. Through September. JUDITH REILLY: “Fanciful Fiber and Thread,” fabric paintings in cotton, often hand-dyed, and Giclée prints. Brandon Artists’ Guild, 247-4956. Through October 30. VERMONT IN FULL COLOR: Ceramics by Natalie Blake; wooden salad bowls by Peggy Potter; pastels by Marilyn Ruseckas; lithographs and pastels by Daryl Storrs; and glass pieces and jewelry by Jen Violette. Frog Hollow Gallery, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through October. RUSSELL HANSEN: “Birds in Flight,” photographs by the late nature photographer and engineer; and ERIK REHMAN: Clay sculptures. Art on Main. Bristol, 4534032. Through September. ARTISTS’ ALLEY: Murals and mosaic-covered benches by community artists of all ages. Off Main St., Bristol, 453-4032. Through October. LOIS JACKSON: “Wildflowers of Mt. Independence,” watercolor paintings. Mt. Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 948-2000. Through October 11. “ALWAYS IN SEASON’: Arts and crafts by Vermont folk artists, past and present. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 3884964. Through November 13.

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PREVIEWS A DIRTY SHAME: Tracey Ullman and Chris Isaak are teamed in the new film from John Waters, an NC-17-rated romp about a bluecollar neighborhood overrun by out-of-control sex addicts. With Johnny Knoxville. (86 min, NC-17) A HOME AT THE END OF THE WORLD Michael Mayer makes his feature debut with this adaptation of Michael Cunningham’s Pulitzer-winning novel about a one-of-akind love triangle. Starring Colin Farrell, Dallas Roberts and Robin Wright Penn. (120 min, R) FIRST DAUGHTER In this comedy from Forest Whitaker, Katie Holmes plays a college freshman who just wants to be part of the gang but finds that’s easier said than done since she’s the president’s daughter. Featuring Michael Keaton as the first dad. (105 min, PG) THE FORGOTTEN Joseph (The Stepfather) Ruben directs this psychological thriller in which a woman’s psychiatrist informs her that the son and husband with whom she’s been living for the past eight years never existed. Starring Julianne Moore, Anthony Edwards and Gary Sinise. (90 min, PG-13) WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW? Marlee Matlin stars in this metaphysical, partially animated docudrama in which a woman learns the secrets of the universe with a little help from a Greek Chorus of scientists and mystics. (108 min, R)

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Wimbledon ★★★★

A ALL YOU NEED IS LOB Bettany plays a faded star who makes a comeback after meeting his perfect match.

t this point in history, Great Britain’s most notable contribution to popular culture would appear to be the quirky yet uplifting romantic comedy. A network of writers, actors and directors has built an industry out of them, rolling out Four Weddings and a Funeral a decade ago and following that with Notting Hill, About a Boy, Bridget Jones’s Diary and Love, Actually. All these films adhered to a successful formula, the ingredients of which until now have included unlikely love connections, snappier-than-average dialogue, supporting ensembles of colorful, slightly offbeat characters, and Hugh Grant. Wimbledon is the first in this product line to feature another twinkly-eyed Englishman in Grant’s place, and the result is to some extent analogous to the substitution of NutraSweet for sugar in Diet Coke. Paul Bettany is cheeky, sweet and charming, but the end result, while satisfying, is a picture one might quite fairly describe as Notting Hill Lite. The actor plays an affable tennis pro whose ranking has slipped from an all-time high of 11th to 119th in the world. Though just past 30, he’s convinced his best days on the court are behind him. He intends to hang up his racquet, in terms of competitive play, following his wild-card outing at Wimbledon. He has so little chance of winning this contest that his own brother bets against him. Not that anyone in the family needs the money. Bettany’s character drives a vintage Porsche, keeps a London flat and is close to his extremely wealthy, extremely eccentric parents, who reside in a country estate worthy of rock royalty. That is, when his father (Bernard Hill) isn’t residing in a backyard treehouse after a spat with Bettany’s mother (Eleanor Bron). Kirsten Dunst assumes a role recurrent in these movies, that of the American who wins the heart of the Brit. In contrast to Bettany, Dunst is a brash young player whose star is decidedly on the rise. She’s also self-assured and sexually forward to a degree rarely seen in pictures outside the Fatal Attraction-style, crazy-stranger mold. When their paths cross, apparently by accident, the American suggests forming a coalition. Enthusiastic cooperation on the part of the Brit ensues as usual. The template for Wimbledon is taken from Barry Levinson’s The Natural. As in that 1984 classic, a has-been battles his way back thanks to the twin blessings of athletic prowess and romantic love. The similarity between the two stories is con-

siderable, down to such details as the special relationship Bettany shares with his ball boy. It’s the mirror image of the one Redford enjoyed with his bat boy. The final act and coda of the two films strike almost exactly the same note. Of course, the tale is updated to our media-savvy times and relocated to the land of Bridget Jones. The press quickly makes front-page news of the photogenic pair, and Bettany’s dark-horse rise through the ranks captures the imagination of the entire country. Though it plays host to the world’s greatest tennis tournament, in reality England hasn’t seen one of its own win it in more than 60 years. There isn’t a moment in the movie when it’s not perfectly clear where everything, from the main story line to the most marginal subplot, is headed. At the same time, there isn’t a moment when that predictability makes any of it less entertaining. Bettany’s such a fine, resourceful actor he handily shapes a stick figure into an endearing character, giving viewers more than ample reason to care whether he will wind up with the trophy and the girl. Dunst has the smaller part of the two, but adds another smartly crafted characterization to her resumé. You aren’t likely to see a film with more warmth and good humor anytime soon, or one that does more to give feel-good filmmaking a good name. I always leave these movies with the sense that they were made by the last surviving non-cynics in the business. The milk of human kindness should be on the concession menu next to the Pepsi and popcorn more often. While the script is a rewrite or three from the standard set by Four Weddings and About a Boy, the movie does feature some of the most thrilling and artfully choreographed contests ever put on film. Director Richard Loncraine has reset the bar here, though not exactly in the way the majority of reviewers has reported. Fun fact of the week: While it’s true that both stars trained for months and played their own games, and that the matches are brilliantly edited, here’s the thing: Sure, that’s really Bettany and Dunst racing, diving and swinging away; it’s the tennis balls that aren’t real! CGIs were used to make sure they hit their mark. The actors just had to look good pretending to hit them. Even if you go knowing this, you probably won’t notice. Wimbledon is such a winning picture, you’ll be too busy being charmed, amused and moved to keep your eyes on the ball. m

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR★★★ Monsters from two movies meet on Earth and go to the mat in the latest from writer-director Paul W. S. Anderson. The cast includes Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremmer and Tommy Flanagan. (87 min, PG-13) ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID★★ It’s official: Hollywood will make a sequel of anything at this point. For example, this follow-up to the 1997 flop about a giant jungle snake. This time around, a party in search of a miracle aging cure encounters, you guessed it, multiple giant jungle snakes. With Johnny Messner and Morris Chestnut. (89 min, R) BATTLE OF ALGIERS★★★★1/2 Now in rerelease, director Gillo Pontecorvo’s 1965 pseudo-documentary offers a powerful portrait of the conflict between Algerian citizens and their French “protectors,” a situation which, in retrospect, has more than a few parallels to the U.S.’s involvement in Vietnam. (125 min, NR) CELLULAR★★1/2 From the guy who gave us Phone Booth comes the similar-sounding saga of a fellow who answers his cell phone one day to find on the line a stranger who says she’ll be killed if he doesn’t locate her quickly. Kim Basinger and William H. Macy costar. David Ellis directs. (94 min, PG-13) COLLATERAL★★★1/2 If there’s one thing Michael Mann knows, it’s bad guys. He’s the director who introduced us to Hannibal Lecter (played by Brian Cox in Manhunter). Tom Cruise probably won’t be dining on his victims in the director’s latest, but he’ll be racking them up as a contract killer on the town for a night of paid mayhem. With Jamie Foxx and Jada Pinkett Smith. (120 min, R) DODGEBALL★★1/2 On the heels of Along Came Polly, Starsky and Hutch and Envy, along comes Ben Stiller’s comic saga about a team of losers who try to save their local gym from being bulldozed and replaced by a modern sports-and-fitness palace. Naturally, the issue winds up getting resolved by an all-or-nothing round of dodgeball. Vince Vaughn and Justin Long costar. First-timer Rawson Marshall Thurber writes and directs. (90 min, PG-13)

RATINGS ★ = refund, please ★★ = could’ve been worse, but not a lot ★★★ = has its moments; so-so ★★★★ = smarter than the average bear ★★★★★ = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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THE DAY AFTER TOMORROWâ˜…â˜…â˜… Roland (Independence Day) Emmerichâ€™s latest once again concerns a threat to humankind. This time around, the survival of the planetâ€™s population is called into question not by evil spacemen but by really, really bad weather. The ensemble cast includes Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ian Holm, Sela Ward and Jay O. Sanders. (124 min, PG-13) THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATEâ˜…â˜…â˜…1/2 Whatâ€™s next â€” Citizen Kane remade by Renny Harlin? Jonathan Demme updates John Frankenheimerâ€™s 1962 movie mindgame about a vet whoâ€™s used as a pawn in a political scheme. Denzel Washington and Liev Schreiber stand in for Frank Sinatra and Laurence Harvey. Sure, this sounds like it should work. (126 min, R) THE NOTEBOOKâ˜…â˜…1/2 Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are paired in the latest from director Nick Cassavetes, a love story that spans the life of a North Carolina couple. Based on the 1996 best-seller by Nicholas Sparks and with Gena Rowlands. (121 min, PG-13) THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2: ROYAL ENGAGEMENTâ˜…â˜… Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews and director Garry Marshall reunite for this sequel in which everybodyâ€™s favorite Genovian gets to choose from a line-up of potential Prince Charmings. (115 min, G) THE STORY OF THE WEEPING CAMEL â˜…â˜…â˜…â˜… Byambasuren Davaa and Luigi Falorni blend ethnographic and dramatic techniques in this motion picture about nomadic Mongolians who reunite a rejected baby camel with its mother by means of a folk ritual. (93 min, PG) VANITY FAIRâ˜…â˜…1/2 Reese Witherspoon stars in the latest from director Mira (Monsoon Wedding) Nair, an elaborately staged adaptation of William Makepeace Thackerayâ€™s classic novel about a single-minded young womanĂs climb to the top of London society during the era of the Napoleonic Wars. James Purefoy, Gabriel Byrne and Jim Broadbent costar. (137 min, PG-13) WIMBLEDONâ˜…â˜…â˜…1/2 From the folks who brought you Notting Hill and Bridget Jonesâ€™s Diary comes the story of a faded tennis champ re-energized by a romance with a rising young star. Paul Bettany and Kirsten Dunst star. Richard Loncraine directs. (98 min, PG) WITHOUT A PADDLEâ˜…1/2 Seth Green, Matthew Lillard and Dax Shepard are teamed for this comedy in which a trio of friends travels into the Oregon wilderness looking for treasure and finds lowbrow zaniness instead. Burt Reynolds costars. Steven Brill directs. (99 min, PG-13)

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ESSEX OUTLETS CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 22 — thursday 23 Cellular 12:30, 2:50, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Hero 12:40, 3, 5:15, 7:40, 9:45. Mr. 3000 12:15, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30. Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 9:50. Resident Evil: Apocalypse 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:20, 9:40. Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45. Wimbledon 12:30, 2:45, 4:50, 7:10, 9:40. Without a Paddle 12:20, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40, 9:50. friday 24 — thursday 30 *First Daughter 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:20. *The Forgotten 12:45, 2:50, 5:10, 7:15, 9:20. Cellular 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Mr. 3000 12:20, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30. Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 12:15, 2:40, 5. Resident Evil: Apocalypse 7:20, 9:40. Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45. Wimbledon 12:30, 2:45, 4:50, 7:10, 9:40. Without a Paddle 12:30, 2:40, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45.

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Mr. 3000 1:25, 3:55, 6:50, 9:20. Resident Evil: Apocalypse 1:15, 3:35, 7:20, 9:40. Cellular 1:10, 3:50, 6:45, 9:15. Without a Paddle 1:30, 4:10, 7:15, 9:40. Collateral 6:55, 9:35. The Bourne Supremacy 1:10, 4:05, 6:30, 9:35. Hero 1, 3:40, 6:40, 9:10. Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 1:05, 4. Shrek 2 1:20, 3:30. Fahrenheit 9/11 8:40. Paparazzi 6:35.

Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509. wednesday 22 — thursday 23 Garden State 6:30, 8:40. Battle of Algiers 2 (Wed only). friday 24 — thursday 30 Garden State 1:30 (Monday only, baby-friendly matinee), 6:30, 8:40.

SOUTH BURLINGTON 9 friday 24 — thursday 30 *The Forgotten 1:10, 3:50, 7:20, 9:25. *Shaun of the Dead 1:30, 4, 7:05, 9:40. *First Daughter 1:25, 3:50, 6:40, 9:15. Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow 1, 3:45, 7, 9:25. Wimbledon 1:20, 3:45, 7:10, 9:30. Mr. 3000 1:25, 3:55, 6:50, 9:20. Resident Evil: Apocalypse 1:15 (except Sat & Sun), 3:35, 7:20, 9:40. Cellular 1:10, 4:20, 6:45, 9:15. Collateral 1:05 (except Sat & Sun), 9:35. The Bourne Supremacy 3:20 (Sat & Sun), 4:05 (except Sat & Sun), 6:30. Napoleon Dynamite 1:35, 4:15, 7:25, 9:45. Shrek 2 1:05 (Sat & Sun). Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 1:15 (Sat & Sun). Times subject to change. See www.majestic10.com.

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JELI JAM In West Africa, a jeli is an oral historian who preserves his peopleâ€™s consciousness of the past through music. Mamadou Diabate holds this traditional title, yet simultaneously sounds out ways to add jazz and blues innovations through collaborations with American artists. The Mali-born composer and storyteller showcases this infusion of past and present along with an ensemble of other singers and musicians playing the stringed kora, the wooden xylophone-like balafon, and the ngoni, an ancestor of the banjo. When this group uses modern modes to shares stories from long ago, the ancient instruments sound like they were invented yesterday.

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WED.22 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. PIANO CONCERT: Master musician Peter Serkin plays a solo recital of works by John Bull, Bach and Byrd for the UVM Lane Series. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $40. Info, 656-4455. DAVID MURPHEY: The local singer entertains eaters with a concert of American roots music. Positive Pie, Plainfield, 5:30-8 p.m. Free with dinner. Info, 454-0133.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers, 6 p.m., members, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 598-1077. ‘TAP DOGS REBOOTED’: Dancers in steel-toed boots tap out a rhythmic storyline in this industry-inspired ballet. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $35-45. Info, 775-0903. ‘SACRED MUSIC, SACRED DANCE’: Multiphonic monks from Tibet’s Drepung Loseling Monastery perform traditional temple music and masked dances at the Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 635-1416. AXIS DANCE COMPANY WORKSHOP: This “mixedability” dance troupe invites people of all ages to join the movement at Collins Common Ground, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010.

drama ‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: The evolution of heterosexual relationships takes center stage in this musical comedy revue. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 253-3961.

ELIZABETH CADY STANTON PORTRAYAL: Historian Susanne Poulette-Cheney brings the fiery suffragist — and her views on women’s rights — to life. Charlotte Senior Center, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 425-6345.

film ‘THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR’: Jeff Bridges and Kim Basinger explore the complexities of love in this film about a married couple coping with the death of two sons. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘THE FLUTE PLAYER’: In this documentary, a Cambodian survivor of the Khmer Rouge genocide struggles to revive his country’s indigenous music. Westford Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. ‘JOURNEY TO A HATE-FREE MILLENNIUM’: Filmmaker Brent Scarpo details three hate crimes in this documentary. A discussion follows in McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘BATTLE OF ALGIERS’: This subtitled film depicts the struggle by Algerian freedom fighters to gain independence from the French. Savoy Theatre, Montpelier, 2-4 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804. ‘PARENTHOOD’: Steve Martin headlines this ensemble comedy about three grown siblings who struggle to raise their kids right. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. SAND MANDALA PAINTING: Tibetan monks painstakingly arrange millions of grains of colored sand as part of a three-day residency. Dewey Commons, Johnson State College, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. TAKE BETTER PICTURES: Shutterbugs improve snapping skills with tips from professional photographer Mitch Moraski. Waterbury Branch

Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. SCULPTURE WORTH SAVING: Art history professors and sculptors discuss Burlington’s outdoor statuary after a slide presentation of area works. North Lounge, Billings Center, University of Vermont, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8057.

words WRITING GROUP: Penmen and women generate ideas and get instant feedback at a weekly freewrite session. Kept Writer Bookshop, St. Albans, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 527-6242. INTRO TO JOURNALING: Diarist Shirley Murray leads a class on clearing the mind by penning its contents. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 482-2878. ‘WHAT A CHARACTER’: Readers analyze F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby in this discussion series on memorable protagonists. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. BOOK DISCUSSION: Eudora Welty was a winning writer, but readers of her memoir, One Writer’s Beginnings, discuss her other talents. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Info, 865-4995. ‘FILM, FEASTS AND FICTION’: Book lovers sample Laura Esquivel’s Like Water for Chocolate, then digest the culture of food it portrays. Kimball Public Library, Randolph, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-5073. SPIRITUAL BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Harold Klemp’s Past Lives, Dreams, and Soul Travel discuss the author’s religious movement as it relates to his work. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3364.

talks OPEN SPACE WORKSHOP: The Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission presents an update on its open-space development plan. Jericho Community Center, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4490, ext. 30.

VERMONT MUSIC SAMPLER: Musician and scholar William Tortolano gives a slide presentation with audio samples of Vermont folk music. Congregational Church, Morrisville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9677. FINDING FAMILIES: Prudence Doherty shares info on early 19th-century Essex families that’s turned up in archaeological studies for the Circumferential Highway. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0236. THE CROWN POINT ROAD: Historian Elaine Purdy shows slides during a talk about one of Vermont’s first planned roads. Hubbardton Battlefield State Historic Site, 7 p.m. $2. Info, 273-2282. THE INTERNATIONALIZED INTERNET: Two UVM professors weigh the pros and cons of hoisting flags in cyberspace. Dewey Lounge, Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1096. VERMONT LABOR GUBERNATORIAL FORUM: Governor Jim Douglas and Democratic candidate Peter Clavelle answer questions on wages, health care and other worker-related issues. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 8. MEXICAN MIGRANT LECTURE: Worker and organizer Luis Lazaro Tijerina speaks on the emergence of this particular labor force in Vermont. Burlington College, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

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WED.22 << 05B BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Kids ages 2-5 boogie down with rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: The local chapter of the international cross-country club meets for fun, beer and, oh yeah, running. Burlington City Hall Park, 6:30 p.m. $5. Info, 318-5527.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3045. ‘UNPRECEDENTED’ SCREENING: A discussion follows this documentary on the 2000 election. The Barn, Dunbar Hall, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common. 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 586-7711, ext. 150.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: Graze among homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts at open-air booths. Two Rivers Center, Montpelier, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1515. ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: Maritime history buffs and the generally curious explore this authentic reproduction of an 1860s canal schooner. Lock 12, Whitehall, N.Y., 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. REIKI CLINIC: Find out how it feels to center your chi through ancient touch therapy. Reiki Clinic, Bristol, 5-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 453-0203. ‘BOOK ROAD SHOW’: A pair of experts assesses the rarity and value of books you bring in. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. VERMONT BIODIESEL WORKSHOP: Economists, experts and activists consider this alternative to fossil fuels. Statehouse, Montpelier, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. $25. Info, 828-5756. RURAL VERMONT: Citizens voice their vision for the state’s agricultural future at a community potluck. Hardwick Town Office, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7222. PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT WORKSHOP: The Vermont Student Assistance Corps offers teacher training in college guidance at its Resource

Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-642-3177. SLOW FOOD ‘DINE & DISCUSS’: Montpelier author David Dobbs discusses safe seafood and the ecology of the fishery industry at a reception and three-course dinner. Chef’s Table, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. $40. Reservations and info, 229-9202. ESTATE PLANNING SEMINAR: Learn how to establish wills and trusts in a two-hour session at the Holiday Inn, Rutland, 9:30 a.m. & 2 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1-800-639-8515.

THU.23 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. MADE IN VERMONT MUSIC FESTIVAL: The Vermont Symphony Orchestra marks time with pieces by Handel and Dvorak on a fall foliage tour. Fine Arts Center, Castleton State College, 7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 1-800-876-9293, ext. 10. RICHIE HAVENS: The acoustic folk giant who opened Woodstock 35 years ago keeps the music going at the Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $26-35. Info, 476-8188. TRINITY COLLEGE CHOIR: This distinguished choral group from the University of Melbourne, Australia, lifts spirits with song at St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

dance GREEN MOUNTAIN STEPPERS: Singles and couples do-si-do at this free-to-new-members square dance. Central School, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $4 for returning dancers. Info, 863-4655. LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044.

drama ‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: See September 22. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER!’ AUDITIONS: Thespians of all ages try out for this funny play about a family that changes a church pageant. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2287. ‘THE EIGHT: REINDEER MONOLOGUES’ AUDITIONS: Adult actors read for one of eight parts in this sober Christmas comedy about an alleged assault by Santa. One Main Street, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 1-888-212-5884. RUSSIAN AMERICAN KIDS CIRCUS: Performers ranging from 6 to 16 dazzle audiences with jug-

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gling, tightrope walking and more. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 9:30 & 11 a.m. $10. Info, 518-523-2512.

film ‘THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR’: See September 22. FESTIVAL LAUNCH PARTY: Filmmaker and musician Allan Nicholls performs at a special showcase of features in the upcoming Vermont International Film Festival. The Gallerie at Opaline, Burlington, 7 p.m. $25. Info, 660-8875. ‘HOME TO TIBET’: Set in historical context through archival footage, this film chronicles a Tibetan refugee’s return to his occupied homeland 12 years after escaping. Bentley 207, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. ‘JOESQUATCH’ RELEASE PARTY: Burlington Filmmakers celebrate their locally produced short film with live music from Aliza’s Mizery. Manhattan Pizza, Burlington, 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2124. ‘RANA’S WEDDING’: This Arabic film reveals romance in the Israel-Palestine occupied territories through the eyes of a woman stubbornly in love. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. STUDIO TOUR: Abenaki artist Judy Dow opens her Essex home to explain traditional basket-weaving with gathered materials. Departs from Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 10 a.m. $65 includes lunch. Registration and info, 388-4964. PHOTOGRAPHY FORUM: Photographer Doug Shane shows slides illustrating the aesthetics of abandoned architecture. Bethany Church Parlor, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 479-4127. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

words GARRET KEIZER READING: The Northeast Kingdombased author offers Help, his philosophical booklength essay about how humans do — and don’t — assist each other. Covenant Community Church, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. HISTORY READING: Three co-authors share Freedom & Unity: The History of Vermont, comparing stability and change in the Green Mountain State. Borders, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 22. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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OPEN SPACE WORKSHOP: See September 22, Colchester Meeting House. ‘BOOKED FOR LUNCH’ SERIES: Former Vermont governor Madeline Kunin speaks over sandwiches at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Donations. Info, 658-8538. ‘THE ANCIENT ART OF HEALING’: Tibetan monks explore connections between thought and wellbeing in this lecture on Buddhist philosophy. Dewey Commons, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. ‘SEARCHING FOR THE FAIRBANKS FAMILY’: Historian Allen Yale discusses the town’s 19thcentury clan of industry-savvy philanthropists. Fairbanks Museum and Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2599. HOSPICE LECTURE: End-of-life care expert Dr. Ira Byock speaks on “Saying the Four Things That Matter Most.” Sheraton Hotel, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4419. ‘WOMEN OF CULTURE ON THE FRONTIER’: Historian David Bryan details the lives of Revolutionary War figure Ethan Allen’s closest female relatives. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. COMMUNITY CARE FORUM: Area agencies present a survey and gather public feedback about health and social-service needs. Hampton Inn, Colchester, 7:30-9:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 864-7541. VERMONT HISTORIC SITES: John Dumville, director of state historic sites, describes various visitable places from the past. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416.

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GLORIA ANZALDUA DISCUSSION: Anyone interested in the late feminist pioneer can pick up an article packet, then attend this brown-bag review of her life and works. Women’s Center, UVM, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7892. ‘READING, WRITING AND REMEMBERING’: Participants bring blank books to explore journal-writing at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 879-7576.

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BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Kids ages 3-5 break into books at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 308. DADSâ€™ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. KIDSâ€™ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. â€˜LITTLE ROOTSâ€™ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. CRICKET AND GRASSHOPPER WALK: Children ages 3-5 search woods and fields for six-legged singers. Education Barn, Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. $8 includes parent. Info, 434-3068. DOROTHY CANFIELD FISHER NIGHT: Parents, friends and students grades 4 to 8 learn about the selection process for the DCF book award and get a chance to put in their two cents. South Burlington Community Library, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

sport BURLINGTON WOMENâ€™S RUGBY CLUB: Ladies scrum for fun at Fort Ethan Allen Field, Colchester, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 951-9720.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See September 22. INTERACTIVE POLITICAL DISCUSSION: The Democratic National Committee calls on area voters and medical professionals to review national health-care challenges. A panel of public-health experts leads the way at the Hanover Inn, Hanover, N.H., 6-8:30 p.m. $15-75. Info, 603-646-2636.

etc FARMERSâ€™ MARKET: See September 22, Rt. 15, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. â€˜LOIS MCCLUREâ€™ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See September 22. ESTATE PLANNING SEMINAR: See September 22, Courtyard Marriott Hotel, Middlebury, 2 & 7 p.m. COLLEGE ADMISSION FAIR: Students and parents chat with reps from more than 240 U.S. colleges and universities at the Tarrant Recreation Center, St. Michaelâ€™s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. AMPHIBIAN MONITORING: Families build salamander condos, then become citizen scientists by learning to place and check them. Sugarhouse Parking Lot, Green Mountain Audubon Center,

Huntington, 2-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-3068. HABITAT FOR HUMANITY: Potential homeowners interested in qualifying for a house built by this nonprofit learn about the selection process at McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8726. CHICKEN PIE SUPPER: Homemade desserts are a draw at this yummy fundraiser. Bellows Free Academy Fairfax Elementary School, 5:30 p.m. $8. Info, 849-6588. â€˜BUSINESS AFTER HOURSâ€™: The Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce holds its monthly networking event at Northfield Savings Bank, Williston, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 863-3489, ext. 211. TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Speech makers gather to practice public oratory and leadership-building skills. Windjammer Inn and Conference Center, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-2808. â€˜DELIBERATIVE DIALOGUEâ€™ WORKSHOP: Participants learn communication skills to help talk with others about critical public issues, including U.S. foreign policy. Woodbury College, Montpelier, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-639-6039, ext. 323. VOLUNTEER TRAINING: Community members meet to assist Women Helping Battered Women. 2nd floor, 156 College St., Burlington, Free. Info, 658-3131.

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FRI.24 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. MADE IN VERMONT MUSIC FESTIVAL: See September 23, Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1476. TRINITY COLLEGE CHOIR: See September 23, UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, $20. Info, 656-4455. MAMADOU DIABATE: The West African musicianstoryteller sings oral history to musical accompaniment on the kora and balafon. See calendar spotlight. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 443-6433. NATALIE MACMASTER: The fiery fiddling phenom from Cape Breton brings step-dancing energy to the Chandler Center for the Arts, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $28. Info, 728-6464. NATIONAL OLD-TIME FIDDLE CONTEST & FESTIVAL: Musicians flex fingers, compete and learn from one another in a two-day convention of vigorous violins. Barre Auditorium, 6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 862-6708. MUSIC AT THE MORSE: Traditional Scottish band North Sea Gas strum new and old songs in a

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FRI.24 << 07B concert with the local Graham Highland Pipers. Morse Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury Academy, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 748-2600. RUFF DAVE: Vocals, guitar and harmonica provide acoustic ambiance amidst apples at the farmers’ market. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. USED MUSICAL INSTRUMENT DROP-OFF: Musicians part with all sorts of instruments at Montpelier High School Auditorium, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408.

dance AXIS DANCE COMPANY: The “mixed-ability” movement troupe displays wheelchair-propelled grace in a new spin on dance. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $22. Info, 603-646-2422. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn the basics of ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. PATHOS DANCE THEATRE: Director Sophia MorrisPittman and choreographer Barry Martin bring a new residential and interdisciplinary troupe to town. See calendar spotlight. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 388-1436. GREEN MOUNTAIN SWING BAND: Saddle-shoed feet dance to the sounds of big band swing after a how-to lesson. Cambridge Elementary School, Jeffersonville, workshop 6:30 p.m., dance 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 644-8977. DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE: Meditative movers promote peace through joyful circle dances. Hinesburg area, 7-9:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 658-2447.

drama ‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: See September 22. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER!’ AUDITIONS: See September 23. ‘THE EIGHT: REINDEER MONOLOGUES’ AUDITIONS: See September 23. ‘OF MICE AND MEN’: John Steinbeck’s 1937 novel comes to life in this play about two drifting farmhand friends whose relationship is put on trial by tragedy. See calendar spotlight. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 864-4501. ‘EDUCATING RITA’: In this humorous play by Willy Russell, a middle-aged English university lecturer’s attitudes about life and literature change as he tutors a forthright hairdresser in a hurry to be in the know. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $11. Info, 496-3751.

<calendar > film ‘FESTIVAL EXPRESS’: The Grateful Dead, Janis Joplin and a half-dozen of rock’s greatest ride a concert train across Canada in original 1970 footage. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘SINCE OTAR LEFT’: Three generations of strong Georgian women live together in a Tbilisi apartment, spinning threads of familial conflict and maternal love into a fascinating emotional tangle. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $6. Info, 518-523-2512. ‘SPIDER-MAN 2’: Thankless superhero Spidey slings webs against mad scientist Doc Octopus in this blockbuster sequel. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. SAND MANDALA TALK: Tibetan monks explain the traditional symbolism contained in a completed colored-sand painting of the cosmos. Dewey Commons, Johnson State College, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416.

talks FRENCH-CANADIAN MIGRATION: History professor Kevin Thornton outlines cultural barriers faced by 1840s immigrants to Vermont. Godnick Adult Center, Rutland, 1-3 p.m. $5. Info, 773-1853. ANIMAL COMMUNICATION: Dawn Hayman describes how to deepen discourse with pets and other animals at the Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 456-1680. SERIES ON THE ARTS: Artistic Director Arnie Malina of the Flynn Center for the Performing Arts speaks on culture and community. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 22. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See September 22, Waterbury Branch Library, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See September 23. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join Matthew Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. ‘KIDS’ KNIGHT OUT’: Ages 5-12 enjoy an evening of movies, swimming, food and more at Ross Gymnasium, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5-9 p.m. $10. Registration & info, 654-2721.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See September 22.

etc FARMERS’ MARKETS: See September 22, Granite Junction, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 4725584. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. COLLEGE ADMISSION FAIR: See September 23, 911:30 a.m. LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play at City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 598-9859. PEACE GARDEN DEDICATION: Tibetan monks sing and play traditional instruments in a community ceremony at the Buddhist Peace Garden, Johnson State College, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. ALANO CLUB FUNDRAISER: Motivational comic Al “Felon O’Reilly” Joyce presents “When Good Things Happen to Bad People” at the Alano Club, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $15. Info, 654-8884. MATHEMATICAL LEARNING WORKSHOP: Educators learn approaches to diagnosis and treatment of math-specific learning disabilities. Holiday Inn Express, South Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $130. Info, 878-2322. IRS SEMINAR: Tax professionals tabulate the finer points of electronic filing. Vermont State Office Building, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 207-253-6497.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. MADE IN VERMONT MUSIC FESTIVAL: See September 23, Alexander Twilight Theatre, Lyndon State College. NATALIE MACMASTER: See September 24. NATIONAL OLD-TIME FIDDLE CONTEST & FESTIVAL: See September 24. Famous folk duo Jay Ungar and Molly Mason perform at the evening show. 10 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. $10 & $15.

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BARRE TONES CONCERT: A local women’s barbershop group features guest quartets in an evening of four-part harmonizing. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $14. Info, 476-8188. WARSAW VILLAGE BAND: Dynamic young Poles reinvigorate traditional ballads and songs. Folk fans can catch a free preview at 3 p.m. on the Hanover Green. See calendar spotlight. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $26. Info, 603-646-2422. SHYAM DAS: This American-born Sanskrit scholar and musician presents an evening of kirtan — devotional singing in the Vedic tradition. Kailash Ashram, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3754. ELISABETH VON TRAPP: Cellist Erich Kory and keyboard player Charles Eller join the Vermont singer and composer for several Robert Frost poems she has set to music. Bread Loaf Campus, Ripton, 7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 388-2117. MAC MCHALE & THE OLD-TIME RADIO GANG: Spirited fiddle tunes, gospel and train songs tell tales of heartbreak and true love at the Enosburg Opera House, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 933-6171. FALL BOOK SALE: Literature lovers peruse paperbacks and hardcovers at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. USED MUSICAL INSTRUMENT SALE: Sell your sax or pick up a piccolo at Montpelier High School Auditorium, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408.

dance AXIS DANCE COMPANY WORKSHOP: See September 22, for families. Alumni Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 11 a.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. PATHOS DANCE THEATRE: See September 24. CONTRA DANCE: Singles and couples form sets to learn new steps at the Waterville Town Hall, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 849-6968. FOURTH SATURDAY DANCE: Cuckoo’s Nest makes music for dancers in clean shoes, and Ruth Sylvester is the caller. Tracy Hall, Norwich, family dance 7 p.m., contra dance 8 p.m. $7. Info, 785-4607. OTTER CREEK CONTRAS: Lausanne Allen calls and teaches all dances to music by the Cold River Band. Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 524-1466. WORLD GROOVES DANCE JAM: Drums and didgeridoos put some dance in your pants at this familyfriendly fiesta. Bridge School, Middlebury, 7-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 545-2223.

drama ‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: See September 22. ‘EDUCATING RITA’: See September 24. ‘OF MICE AND MEN’: See September 24, 2 & 8 p.m.

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‘MARROWBONE’: This grown-up storytelling festival sets troubadours, tale-tellers and musicians in the fall woods. Directions via the Lincoln General Store, show starts at 12:30 p.m. $9. Info, 388-6598.

film ‘FESTIVAL EXPRESS’: See September 24, 7 & 9 p.m. RADICAL REELS TOUR: Extreme sports athletes star in a collection of high-adrenaline flicks from the Banff Mountain Film Festival. Flynn Center MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $16 includes giveaways. Info, 863-5966. ‘THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS’: Québécois director Denys Arcand’s elegy for the dreams of the ’60s generation includes a biting critique of that generation’s failures. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER’: This often riotous rockumentary follows the legendary band for a year of “performance-enhancement therapy.” Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5356. SAND MANDALA DISPERSAL: A completed image made of millions of sand grains is scattered by Tibetan monks as a metaphor for life’s impermanence. Dewey Commons, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. PORTRAIT DEMONSTRATION: Painter Joe Arcovitch shows how to render a likeness in oils at Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.

talks HOWARD DEAN SPEECH: People-powered progress is the focus of the former governor’s address to the Vermont State Labor Council. Sheraton Hotel, Burlington, 10 a.m. $20 includes lunch. Info, 223-5229. AGING PROGRAM: Folks of all ages mark time at the lake science center by learning mysteries of animal aging. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. & 2 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848. MATHEMATICS DEPARTMENT LECTURES: A talk on math’s uses for HIV treatment is followed by a panel of alumni discussing careers in the field. Room 101, Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 1 & 3 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 22. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. D.B. JOHNSON READING: The New Hampshire children’s author and illustrator shares Henry Works, his latest picture book about the life of Henry David Thoreau. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. ‘DOGSHARKS’ PUPPET SHOW: Three wacky animals and their pirate friend Pauli catch a song in a jar and travel to the moon in this madcap mini-musical. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1 p.m. $4. Info, 748-2600. KIDS’ ARCHAEOLOGY DAY: Professional diggers show youngsters modern techniques for researching and mapping finds. Mount Independence Historical Site, Orwell, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. $5. Info, 948-2000.

sport HIKE FOR HUNGER: Backpackers collect pledges, then ascend a mountain to raise food funds for area kids. Mt. Hunger, Waterbury, 8-10 a.m. Reception follows at Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Donations. Registration and info, 865-0255. HAWK WATCH: Birders climb a gentle trail to be riveted by raptors. Meet at summit lookout of Mt. Philo, Charlotte, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 985-3514. ‘RUN FOR THE O.N.E.’: Joggers join sprinters in a 5-kilometer benefit race for the Old North End’s Roosevelt Park Playground. Kids 13 and under can try a 1-kilometer run on the Burlington Bike Path. Registration 7:30 a.m., race 9 a.m. $10. Info, 863-5455. FUNGUS HIKE: Mushrooms and molds focus an easy four miles on this naturalist-led walk at Niquette Bay State Park, Colchester. Call for meeting place and time. Free. Info, 862-5805. ROCK ’N’ ROLL SHELTER WORK: Volunteers at all skill levels hike 3-4 miles, then repair an overnight hut on the Long Trail between

COMPANY’S COMING Put out the welcome mat and don your best duds for this dance company’s debut — starting this fall, PATHOS Dance Theatre will become the first-ever resident dance troupe at Middlebury’s Town Hall Theater. Director Sophia Morris-Pittman’s career includes classical ballet with the Dance Theatre of Harlem. After moving to Vermont she decided to form her own company with an inclusive bent. Matching musicians, vocalists and poets with dancers of all ages, the troupe explores interdisciplinary ideas through multicultural moves. Former Alvin Ailey choreographer Barry Martin guides the new group, and his powerful piece “I AM” premieres at these performances. PATHOS DANCE THEATRE Friday, September 24, through Sunday, September 26, Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, various times. $12. Info, 388-1436.

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SAT.25 << 09B Jonesville and Smuggler’s Notch. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 865-9813. BICYCLE SAFETY TEACHER TRAINING: The Vermont Bicycle and Pedestrian Coalition instructs cyclists in how to help kids learn better biking skills. Call for Burlington location, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 279-7545.

activism PRO-TROOPS DEMONSTRATION: The Burlington Anti-War Coalition rallies the public in a march to bring our armed forces home now. Depart’s from Montpelier City Hall, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-7480.

etc FARMERS’ MARKETS: See September 22, Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Downtown Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5856. ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See September 22, Terminal Dock at Village Beach, Port Henry, N.Y. FLEA MARKET: Proceeds from your purchases help fund an 8th-grade student trip to France. Bishop John A. Marshall Catholic School, Morrisville, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3577. OLD-FASHIONED HARVEST MARKET: Vermont crafts, live music, a flea market, and plenty of food follow a parade and an opening 5-kilometer run. United Church of Underhill, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3254. BEHIND THE SCENES TOUR: Recent field and archaeological work is the focus of this look at different stages of marine artifact conservation. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 23 p.m. $9. Info, 475-2022. STOWE OKTOBERFEST: Bavarian-style beer, oompah bands and a parade provide old-country fun at a two-day fall foliage extravaganza. Jackson Arena, Stowe, 11 a.m. - 8 p.m. $7. Info, 253-8506. HARVEST DAY: Visitors celebrate fall in the vegetable-laden King’s Garden at Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $12. Info, 518-585-2210. TREE FARM TOUR: Budding foresters learn how this 84-acre woodland property recovered from 1998’s severe ice storm. Chamberlain’s Tree Farm, Alburg, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 933-2642. BLUES & BBQ FESTIVAL: The Duke Robillard Band provides live music at a 15-hog pig roast and barbecue competition. Memorial Field, Bradford, noon - 7 p.m. Show $5, “tasting ticket” $2. Info, 866-3320. OLD NORTH END PARADE: Mini-horses, Shriners and Winnie the Pooh debut a route full of neigh

borhood fun. Starts at Roosevelt Park, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 863-5704. PUG SOCIAL: Pint-sized pups and their families gather for a parade, games and contests to benefit local rescue efforts for the breed. Top Notch Field, Stowe, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10. Info, 626-8280. TOWN-WIDE OPEN HOUSE: Downtown businesses open their doors for a day of fun and socializing. Churches, schools and Volunteers Green also welcome visitors to the Richmond area, 9 a.m. 4 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8328. FIELD, FOREST & STREAM DAY: Demos of basketmaking, beekeeping and other traditional activities celebrate the hunt and the harvest. Adirondack History Center, Elizabethtown, N.Y., 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $5. Info, 962-8778. PRESERVATION BURLINGTON TOUR: A stroll around the ’hood provides a new appreciation for downtown architecture. Leaving from Burlington City Hall, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 238-2918. CHICKEN PIE DINNER: Two seatings ensure everyone eats their fill at Trinity United Church, Montpelier, 5 & 6:30 p.m. $8. Info, 223-6403. BRISTOL HARVEST FESTIVAL: Live music, a petting zoo and tastings from area restaurants complement a special farmers’ market on Bristol Green, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free, Info, 388-7951. BARN & BAKE SALE: More than 40 families gather to sell stuff and tempt sweet-toothed bargain hunters at this benefit for the Saxon Hill School. Damcot’s Barn, Underhill, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3141. PLANT IDENTIFICATION WALK: Naturalist Sara Zettlemeyer leads a scientific stroll to name area vegetation. Underhill State Park, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. $2.50. Registration and info, 899-3022.

VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA: Newly returned from its Carnegie Hall debut, the ensemble performs works by various Vermont composers, including Phish’s Trey Anastasio. Flynn Center MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966. RENAISSANCE ORGAN CONCERT: Organist Carl Hackert plays the pipes at Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6764.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. MADE IN VERMONT MUSIC FESTIVAL: See September 23, Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 3 p.m. SHYAM DAS: See September 25, Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1929. ‘AN EVENING OF ART SONGS’: Pianist Annemieke Spoelstra accompanies tenor Dan Marcy in a recital of vocal music. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. AMERICAN GUILD OF ORGANISTS TOUR: Demonstrators describe a particular pipe organ and play representative music at each of seven Burlingtonarea locations. Begins at St. Michael’s College Chapel, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 872-3550.

HOWARD DEAN READING: The former governor and Democratic presidential candidate energizes the electorate with his book, You Have the Power. Borders, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. JULIA ALVAREZ READING: The Middlebury author shares her poetry at an interfaith celebration in the cathedral-like Breeding Barn, Shelburne Farms, 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 985-3819.

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drama ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER!’ AUDITIONS: See September 23, 1-4 p.m. ‘EDUCATING RITA’: See September 24. ‘MARROWBONE’: See September 25. ‘THE GIFT OF THE MAGI’ AUDITIONS: Picket Fence Theatre holds try-outs for a one-act musical based on O. Henry’s classic holiday short story. Barre Opera House, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 454-7101. ‘THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK’ AUDITIONS: Actors assemble for a role in this compelling WWII story of hope and courage. Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 1 p.m. Free. Info, 518-891-1854.

film ‘FESTIVAL EXPRESS’: See September 24. ‘BAADASSSSS!’: In this blaxploitation biopic, Mario Van Peebles plays his director-father Melvin’s 1971 role as Sweet Sweetback for a retrospective redux. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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talks AGING PROGRAM: See September 25.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 22. BOOK LAUNCH PARTY: Kids celebrate the release of Lemony Snicket’s The Grim Grotto with games and activities based on the series. Borders, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

sport NATURE WALK: Check out regional flora and fauna on a saunter around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $2-4. Info, 434-2167. LARAWAY LOOP: This moderate 7-mile hike circles through Laraway Lookout and Summit. Waterville area, call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 862-5302. SMOKEJACKS 10K RACE: Striders don running shoes and shorts for a dash through downtown Burlington. Starts at intersection of St. Paul and College Streets, Burlington, 9 a.m. $25 includes T-shirt and post-race BBQ. Registration and info, 658-1119. GREEN MOUNTAIN BICYCLE CLUB: Cyclists explore the St. Albans area on an easy-to-moderate 35-mile route through rolling hills. Meet at Georgia Park & Ride, 9:15 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4070.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See September 22, Historic Cambridge Freight Yard, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 588-0826. ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See September 22, Terminal Dock at Village Beach, Port Henry, N.Y. OLD-FASHIONED HARVEST MARKET: See September 25, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. STOWE OKTOBERFEST: See September 25, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. BARN & BAKE SALE: See September 25, 10 a.m. 3 p.m. ALL ABOUT APPLES: Grafting and pruning demos, cider pressing and a scavenger hunt celebrate this orchard fruit at the Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $9. Info, 457-2355. MAH JONGG: Bring your set and your game face to Temple Sinai, S. Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 862-5125. HANDS-ON HISTORY: Relive the past with ancient stone-tool exhibitions and old-time games. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 2-4 p.m. $2.50. Info, 759-2412. APPLE PIE FEST: Chefs and dessert connoisseurs savor an American icon at this cash-prize baking contest. Shelburne Orchards, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2753.

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BURLINGTON AREA SCRABBLE CLUB: Letter wranglers make every word count by playing tournament-style. Bring your board to Allenwood at Pillsbury Manor, South Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6192.

MON.27 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. PIANO RECITAL: Faculty pianist Sylvia Parker solos on the school’s Colodny Steinway concert grand. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

drama ‘THE GIFT OF THE MAGI’ AUDITIONS: See September 26, 6 p.m. ‘NIGHT FIRES’ AUDITIONS: Singers, musicians and dancing actors try out for the Theatre Group’s winter solstice celebration. Kids ages 10-15 take the stage at the Bridge School, Middlebury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2960.

film ‘FESTIVAL EXPRESS’: See September 24. BURLINGTON FILMMAKERS COLLABORATIVE: Aspiring moviemakers trade shots and discuss possible group projects. Locations vary, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2124.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See September 23. LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio School, Johnson, 6 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

words BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers brave an account of genocide by Cambodian native and past Essex Junction resident Loung Ung. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. SOCRATES CAFÉ: Philosophers meet to discuss the big questions of life at the Waterbury Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. DORIS WALVOORD READING: The Williston writer shares her memoir, Yesterday Is Behind You, about her childhood in a large Vermont family. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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VERMONT HISTORY AND CULTURE SERIES: Plattsburgh City Clerk Keith Herkalo reviews the Battle of Plattsburgh’s repercussions. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980. STATE ELECTION FORUM: State Auditor incumbent Elizabeth Ready (D) and challenger Randy Brock (R) pitch their positions and answer voters’ questions at the Johnson State College Library, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2851.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 22. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See September 22, for children ages 3-5. BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 308. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ESSEX FREE LIBRARY STORYTIME: Tykes rally for reading at the Essex Free Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0313. GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running, jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-4144. CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See September 22.

etc ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See September 22, Terminal Dock at Village Beach, Port Henry, N.Y. GIANT BOOK SALE: Thousands of tomes organized by subject give browsers pause to buy. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. EXECUTIVE PEER NETWORKING: Directors of area nonprofits meet colleagues over a brown-bag lunch. Wastewater Treatment Plant, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0292.

These six young Poles banded together in 1997 in response to the proliferation of mass-culture music. After researching the unique melodies of their heritage by interviewing old musicians in small villages, their radical return to Polish folk has amazed audiences, who revel in their repertoire of dance tunes, ballads and rural songs. The band brings together voice and violin, dulcimer, drums and the suka, a 16th-century Polish fiddle, to produce surging, exuberant noise that’s a surprising combination of old and cutting-edge. Concert-goers won’t hear any hip-hop, but might just catch the traditional Polish phrase meaning “Let’s dance!”: Hip-hopsasa! WARSAW VILLAGE BAND Saturday, September 25, Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $26. Info, 603-646-2422.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. WOOD’S TEA COMPANY: The Vermont-based folk band breaks into robust harmony with sea shanties and fiery Celtic tunes. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 775-0903. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and experience levels practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465. SONG RECITAL: Pianist Susan Summerfield accompanies soprano Jessica Voyer in a program of madrigals on love and loss. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0471.

dance LINE DANCING: See September 23. SQUARE DANCING: Caller Ray Moskewich deals in do-si-dos at the South Burlington Middle School, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2012. SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

drama ‘NIGHT FIRES’ AUDITIONS: See September 27, ages 16 and up. ‘DEATH AND THE PLOUGHMAN’: In this haunting 1401 German play, a man loses his beloved wife in her prime then demands answers from Death itself. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $26. Info, 603-646-2422.

film ‘FESTIVAL EXPRESS’: See September 24.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words L.R. BERGER READING: The New Hampshire poet reads from her bird-inspired book, The Unexpect-

<calendar > ed Aviary. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. ROBERT FROST DISCUSSION: Geof Hewitt reads several of Frost’s poems, then compares “real” Vermont to the poet’s portrayal. Burnham Memorial Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. OPEN READING: Writers and readers share their own work or a favorite piece of literature. Book King, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9232.

talks HOWARD DEAN: The former Democratic presidential candidate discusses what’s at stake in this election. A town meeting follows his talk. Castleton State College Gymnasium, talk 12:30 p.m., meeting 2 p.m. Free. Info, 468-5611. ‘CANCER ALLEY’ TALK: Environmental activist Margie Eugene-Richard speaks about growing up amidst corporate chemical emissions in Louisiana — and what she and others did about it. John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1107. MONT SAINT-MICHEL LECTURE: Medieval historian Katherine Smith shares the liturgical past of this French abbey devoted to St. Michael. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL: Dr. Bonita Libman teaches “tolerance” in an explanation of what happens to a body challenged by autoimmune disease. Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 847-2886. ‘THE PLUNDERING OF ANCIENT EGYPT’: Internationally renowned archaeologist Brian Fagan lectures on the legacy of the Nile and its illicit trade in antiquities. Pavilion Auditorium, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 828-3050. EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT: Cambodian refugee and past Vermonter Loung Ung speaks about her experience with the Khmer Rouge as detailed in her memoir First They Killed My Father. U-32 School, East Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3183.

‘CHINESE MEDICINE & ACUPUNCTURE’: Dr. Susan Green leads a discussion of the science behind naturopathic healing. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1308.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 22. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 476-5118. LITKIDS: Literary picture books draw school-age kids to the Waterbury Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $69. Info, 864-1848.

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of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 88:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriot, Williston, 7:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434. CO-OP HOUSING ORIENTATION: The Burlington Community Land Trust offers an hour-long introductory workshop on cooperative housing. 179 South Winooski Ave., Burlington, 11:45 a.m. & 5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6244. GENEALOGY QUEST: Relaxed researchers chat over family histories at the Waterbury Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. BUSINESS SEMINAR: Glen Novak of WEXP-WVAY Radio gives tips on designing a successful radio ad campaign. St. Joseph Hall, College of St. Joseph, Rutland, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 773-5900, ext. 3242.

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BURLINGTON WOMEN’S RUGBY CLUB: See September 22. ULTIMATE FRISBEE: Disc enthusiasts of all ages and abilities gather for games at the Westford Town Common, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1681.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. SINGER-SONGWRITER CONTEST FINALE: A winning local tunesmith will emerge after this last concert of a multiweek competition. Sidelines Tavern, Rutland, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 235-2766.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See September 22. ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to the U.S. occupation of Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5. ‘PROGRAM FOR A JUST & SUSTAINABLE FUTURE’: Experts, business leaders and the public exchange skills and ideas on social responsibility in the workplace. The Manor, Goddard College, Plainfield, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 862-8347.

‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See September 22.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See September 22, Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 492-3063. ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See September 22, Terminal Dock at Village Beach, Port Henry, N.Y. GIANT BOOK SALE: See September 27. LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power

drama ‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: See September 22. ‘DEATH AND THE PLOUGHMAN’: See September 28. JAMES NAISMITH PORTRAYAL: Actor Robert Cheney assumes the identity of basketball’s inventor and talks about the history of the sport. Hancock Town Hall, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 767-3763. ‘ANTIGONE’: A 21st-century setting revamps this classic Greek play about truth and consequence. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $15. Info, 656-2094. ‘THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF AMERICA (ABRIDGED)’: Betsy Ross had a kid sister named Diana? This fast-paced, wacky revision of the past pokes fun at historical figures. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $23-28. Info, 563-5966.

2003 Vermont Press Association Awards Ethan Covey First Place John Donoghue Award for Arts Writing and Criticism, Daily & Non-daily

Ruth Horowitz First Place Best Feature Writing Non-daily

Ken Picard First Place Best Local Story Non-daily Third Place Best State Story Daily and Non-daily Honorable Mention Best Local Story Non-daily

Pamela Polston Third Place John Donoghue Award for Arts Writing & Criticism, Daily & Non-daily

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‘FESTIVAL EXPRESS’: See September 24. ‘GARDEN STATE’: This film follows a troubled young man as he meets old friends and opens his heart to the joy and pain in life. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See September 22. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See September 22. ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 22. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See September 22. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See September 22. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See September 22. DOUG WILHELM DISCUSSION: The Rutland-based author helps young adults expose bullies with his book The Revealers. Essex Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘THE CARRYING STREAM’: Celtic harpist and composer William Jackson accompanies a multi-angle slide show of nature photography by Gustav Verderber. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 635-1476.

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WRITING GROUP: See September 22. ‘FOOD FOR THOUGHT’ SERIES: Readers fly through The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini, then review it as the first Afghan novel written in English. Waterbury Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See September 22.

talks OPEN SPACE WORKSHOP: See September 22, Charlotte Senior Center. FAREED ZAKARIA KEYNOTE SPEECH: The Newsweek International editor deliberates democracy’s dominion in a talk about America’s role in the world. See calendar spotlight. Ira Allen Chapel, University of Vermont, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2085. ‘SECRET INTELLIGENCE’ LECTURE: Retired CIA Station Chief Haviland Smith examines MiddleEast issues and the agency’s past, present and future influence on U.S. foreign policy. Noble Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804. ‘THE WAR OF 1812 BURIAL GROUND’: UVM archaeologist Kate Kenny shares the results of recent excavations and research into a forgotten cemetery in Burlington’s Old North End. Lawrence Barnes School, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4310. ANTHROPOSOPHICAL MEDICINE: Naturopathic doctor Simon Frishkoff explains how this form of health care can support a growing child. Orchard Valley School, East Montpelier, 8-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 456-7400.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See September 22. REIKI CLINIC: See September 22. GIANT BOOK SALE: See September 27. MEDICAID PLANNING WORKSHOP: Learn to plan for immediate and long-term health-care and nursing home costs in a two-hour session. Holiday Inn, South Burlington, 2 & 7 p.m. Free. 879-7133. PARENTS’ OPEN HOUSE: Families meet the librarians who help kids find topics for school assignments and books for personal growth. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. PRANIC HEALING & TWIN HEART MEDITATION: Joseph and Susan Wong lead a workshop on life force, followed later by a contemplative session on inner peace. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 3-7 p.m. & 7-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 660-8060. SAT WORKSHOP: College-bound juniors prepare for the big test at Vermont Student Assistance Corporation Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1-800-642-3177.

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NATION STATE In the past several years, the U.S. has assumed an unprecedented role on the world stage. Military engagements in multiple locations and an expanding economic agenda have made us susceptible to charges of imperialism. In a talk titled “An Empire of Liberty?”, prominent foreign-affairs expert and Newsweek International editor Fareed Zakaria considers whether our understanding of freedom can be justly imposed on other countries. Thomas Jefferson delighted in the idea of liberty conquering the world, but perhaps winning hearts and minds beats military might. FAREED ZAKARIA KEYNOTE SPEECH Wednesday, September 29, Ira Allen Chapel, University of Vermont, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2085.

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art FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Offers classes for all ages in painting, drawing, sculpting, printmaking, photography, clay and crafts. Open studio drop-in for adults, Thursdays, October 4 through December 16, 6:309 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. PORTRAIT IN OIL DEMONSTRATION WITH JOE ARCOVITCH: Saturday, September 25, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. at Artists’ Mediums, located on Rte. 2 in the Taft Farm Village Center, just east of Taft Corners. Free and open to the public. Info, 879-1236 or 800-255-1290.

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building HANDBUILDING WITH DIRK STASCHKE: Tuesdays, 6:309:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class will offer an overview of handbuilding techniques with projects designed to push your limits and stimulate creative growth. Methods explored include slab building, coiling, use of a drape or slump mold, use of paper patterns, and working from a solid mass. Students of all levels will benefit from this class. HANDPLANES IN THE WORKSHOP: With Garret Hack. Saturday and Sunday, September 25-26, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 9853648. We’ll focus on tuning bench planes such as the common Stanley/Bailey cast-iron planes and smaller block planes, spokeshaves and scrapers. Sharpening, replacement irons, all aspects of adjusting, turning and setting the working parts of a plane will be explained.

childbirth HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10-hour series. Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime series. Burlington. $175. To register, call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts. PRENATAL YOGA: Mondays, 5:30 p.m., The Yoga Loft, Waitsfield, Rte 100 North/Bridge St. Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., The Vermont Kundalini Yoga Center, Randolph. $10 per class. Info, 767-6092. Classes are ongoing and focus on breath work, visualizations, and yoga postures to help prepare moms for birthing and transition into motherhood. Consult with your doctor before beginning the class. Facilitated by Cindy Sutherland, M.A., CYT.

clay HANDBUILDING WITH DIRK STASCHKE: Tuesdays, October 12-November 30, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This course pursues the exploration of handbuilding methods with an emphasis on making hollow sculptural and/or vessel forms using slabs, coils, pinching, armatures, and extruded forms. Suitable for all levels, including beginners.

computers COMPUTER CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Powerpoint and Public Speaking, Tuesdays, 6-7:10 p.m., $65. Microsoft Excel For Beginners, Tuesdays, 7:15-8:30 p.m., $70. Organizing My Computer Files, November 8, 7–8:30 p.m. or Nov. 10, 5–6:30 p.m., $15. Digital Camera Use, check cvuhs.org for dates, $40. Adobe Photoshop Elements 2.0, Thursdays, October 14, 7–8:45 p.m. or November 18, 5–6:45 p.m., $85. Landscape Photography Using Photoshop, Thursdays, 5-6:30 p.m. or two Thursdays, 7–8:30 p.m., $40. Portrait Photography Using Photoshop, two Thursdays, 5-6:30 p.m. or two Thursdays, November 11, 7-8:30 p.m., $40. All classes start the week of October 11. Limited class sizes. Info, 482-7194 or find full descriptions

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cooking CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Dumpling Dim Sum, November 8, 6-8:30 p.m. Middle Eastern Palette, November 16, 6-8:30 p.m. Tapas Style: The Mediterranean Way, November 30, 6-8:30 p.m. $35 each night. Tomato Magic – Homemade Sauce and More, October 14, 6-8:30 p.m., October 14, $35. Pasta Bene – Stuffed Pasta, October 28, 6-8:30 p.m., $35. Italian Cookies, November 8, 6-8:30 p.m., $30. Cake Decorating I, 4 weeks, beginning October 13, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $65. Cake Decorating II, 4 weeks beginning November 11, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $65. Cake Decorating III, 4 weeks beginning October 11, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $65. Info, 482-7194, or find full descriptions for all 90 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. The Blue Plate Ceramic Café, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Preregister, 652-0102. Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, and using the right tools. You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You’ll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place. BEGINNING COPPERSMITHING: Thursdays, September 30 through November 18, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Experience the creation of a three-dimensional object from a flat piece of copper sheet. Learn basic metallurgy and metalsmithing techniques by using a hammer and acetylene torch. Create a copper bowl, a stand for your bowl or turn the bowl into a hanging planter. Demonstrations will include annealing, work-hardening, sinking, planishing, tapering, filing, sanding, soldering and polishing. CRAFT CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Photography: B & W Darkroom, Thursdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m., 5 weeks. Rug Hooking for Beginners, Thursdays, 6-8 p.m., 4 weeks, $60. Russian Punchneedle Embroidery, Thursdays, 6-8 p.m., 3 weeks, $40. Sewing, Tuesday afternoons, 4-6 p.m., 6 weeks, $75. Sewing, Tuesday evenings, 6:30-8:30 p.m., 6 weeks, $75. Quilting for Beginners, Thursdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m., 5 weeks, $65. Crochet for Beginners, Thursdays, 6-8 p.m., 5 weeks, $75. Rustic Furniture – Child’s Chair, Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m., 2 weeks, $60. Rustic Furniture – Garlic Braider’s Stool/Small End Table, Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m., 2 weeks, $60. Rustic Furniture – Doll Chair Making, Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m., 2 weeks, $30. All classes start week of October 11. Limited class sizes. Info, 4827194 or find full descriptions for all 90 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Paper Arts with Barbara Hammell, Mondays, October 3-25, 6:30-8 p.m. Mosaic with Terry Zigmund, Tuesdays, October 5-26, 6-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. PAPER FOLDING AND DYEING: With Michiko Oishi, Saturday, October 9, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Japanese dye technique involves learning how to fold rice paper and folding it into different color paints. The art of folding paper is used to make shapes of flowers, peace cranes and boxes without using scissors. WOOL FELTING WORK: With Shari McMahon. Saturday, October 2, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Create a felt wool bag without knitting. In this workshop you will learn to turn wool into felt to make a small pouch, purse or bag. WOOL FELTING WORKSHOP: Saturday, Oct. 2, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 9853648. Create a felt wool bag, no knitting. In this workshop you’ll get acquainted with the very old and suddenly trendy technique of turning wool into felt to make small pouches or a reasonably sized purse or bag. We’ll then embellish with beads and other bits, and needlework.

dance ADULT HIP-HOP WITH BONNIE CAMPBELL-DATILLO (AGES 12 AND UP): Saturdays, September 25 through October 30, 2-3 p.m. at Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. $10 per lesson. Info, contact the Vermont Ballet Theater School, 878-2941. Bonnie guides her students through a fun and exciting hip-hop lesson focusing on rhythmic movements, isolations and choreography. AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m.,

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Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! DANCE CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Swing Dance for Beginners, Tuesdays, 7:45-8:45 p.m., beginning October 12, $40, students $35. Swing Dance II, Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m., beginning November 9, $40, students $35. Two-week Dance Series for Beginners with Kym Reid Taylor, $20 per class, October 14 and 21. Salsa, 6:457:45 p.m., Cha-Cha, 7:45-8:45 p.m. October 28 and November 4. Tango, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Rhumba, 7:45-8:45 p.m., November 11 and 18. Waltz, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Fox Trot, 7:45-8:45 p.m., December 2 and 9. Country Western TwoStep, 6:45-7:45 p.m. West Coast Swing, 7:45-8:45 p.m. Each 2-week class is $20. Appalachian Style Clogging, Wednesdays, 6:10-7:10 p.m., $50. All classes start week of October 11. Limited class sizes. Info, 482-7194 or find full descriptions for all 90 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington, October 4-25. 6 p.m., Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 7 p.m., learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. 8 p.m., continue with Rumba, Cha Cha and begin to learn Bolero. Tuesdays, October 5-26, 6 p.m., learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. 7 p.m., learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 8 p.m., continue with Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 9 p.m., learn Viennese Waltz. Thursdays, October 7-28. 6 p.m., learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. 7 p.m., learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 8 p.m., continue with Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 8 p.m., continue with Rumba, Cha Cha and begin to learn Bolero. City Hall, 100 Main St., St. Albans. Classes are $40/general or $20/student for four weeks. Info, call 5986757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. No partner required. You’ve always wanted to learn to dance with a partner and these beginning classes are a great way to start! FLAMENCO DANCE WITH JEAN-MARIE MELLICHAMP (AGES 12 AND UP): Saturdays, September 25 through October 30, 1-2 p.m. at Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. $10 per lesson. Info, contact the Vermont Ballet Theater School, 878-2941. Explore the warm rhythms of Spanish music and dance with the classic art of Flamenco. Jean-Marie introduces her students to the basics of this exquisite dance form. FREE DANCE WORKSHOPS WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Sunday, September 26, Rumba, 1 p.m., Foxtrot, 2 p.m. Info, 5986757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. Couples welcome, but no partner is required. In celebration of National Ballroom Dance Week, join other beginning dancers and learn to dance. These hour-long workshops are sponsored by First Step Dance and are free to all attendees. Additional events sponsored by other groups across the region are listed at www.FirstStepDance.com/ NBDW2004. FREE LESSONS AND DANCE WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Burlington, Monday, September 20, 6 p.m. Waltz: 6:30 p.m. Cha Cha; 7 p.m., Foxtrot; 7:30-9 p.m. Open dancing. The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St. St. Albans, Friday, September 24, 6 p.m. West Coast Swing; 6:30 p.m. Rumba; 7 p.m., Tango; 7:30-9 p.m., open dancing. City Hall, 100 Main St. Info, 802-598-6757 or visit www.First StepDance.com. No partner required. These lessons are sponsored by First Step Dance and are free to all attendees. INDIAN DANCE WORKSHOP: Adult class, Thursday, September 30, 5:15-6:45 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Join us for this participatory workshop exploring the various styles and rhythms of southern Indian dance. Experience the differences between the many dance traditions as you try some of the adavus (steps), hastas (hand gestures), and some abhinaya (expression). JAZZ AND HIP-HOP WITH BONNIE CAMPBELL-DATILLO (AGES 5-7): Saturdays, September 25 through October 30, 8:45-9:30 a.m. at Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. $10 per lesson. Info, contact the Vermont Ballet Theater School, 878-2941. This class introduces the young student to the basics of hip-hop and jazz with the use of rhythmic movement, isolations and fun choreography. No experience necessary. JAZZ AND HIP-HOP WITH BONNIE CAMPBELL-DATILLO (AGES 8-11): Saturdays, September 25 through October 30, 9:30-10 a.m. at Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. $10 per lesson. Info, contact the Vermont Ballet Theater School, 878-2941. Bonnie guides her students through a fun and exciting hip-hop and jazz lesson focusing on rhythmic movements, isolations and choreography.

LINDY HOP/SWING DANCE: Sundays, October 3 through November 7. Swing 1A/Lindy Hop Basics – beginning level, no experience required, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Level 2: Swing 2A/8–Count Lindy Hop; classic and nouveau moves, Swing Outs, Charleston and more, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Focus is on technique and fundamentals, for Swing 1 graduates or by permission. 8-9 p.m. Level 3: Dancing Together: The Art of Swing Partnership, discover true teamwork and make these advanced moves really shine. Must have six months or more Lindy Hop experience. Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. All classes taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. We focus on having fun and catering to the needs of our students. No partner needed! SALSALINA: Night-club-style group Salsa classes, Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, with Tango group classes and social dances on Fridays. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsa lina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

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drumming CONGAS AND DJEMBE: Beginning Conga classes on Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes, Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m. New sessions start on 9/8, $20 for two weeks, and 9/22, $40 for four weeks with no classes on 9/29 & 10/6 and 11/3, $60 for six weeks with no classes on 11/10 and 11/24. Classes are held in the Taiko Space at 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, contact Stuart Paton, 658-0658, paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome. Intermediate/advanced Conga class meets on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location. TAIKO: Kids Beginning Taiko, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m., starting 9/7 and 10/19. $42 for 6-week sessions with no class on 11/23. A 3-week session begins 12/7. Kids’ intermediate Taikp, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m., starting 9/13 and 10/25. $42 for 6 weeks with no class on 11/23. A 3-week session starts 12/6. Adult beginning classes are on Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $48 for 6-week session starting 9/13 and 10/25. A 3week session begins on 12/6. Held in the Taiko Studio at 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton 658-0658 or paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

education CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Web Quests, Mondays, beginning October 18, 4:30-6 p.m., or Wednesdays, beginning October 13, 7:30-9 p.m. $100 fee. Info, 482-7194, or find full descriptions for all 90 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Manage your class presentations, projects or homework resources by utilizing web quests. Create websites using MS Front Page that will help you challenge all types of learners. SAT PREPARATION AND TUTORING: Ongoing classes. Oak Hill Educational Consultants, 289 College St., Burlington. Info, 658-0100. SAT, SAT Math, getting to a score of 1600, classes and private tutoring available. Small class size, limited to six students.

empowerment CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Writing a Living Tribute – Celebrating Life and Love, Tuesdays, 6:308:15 p.m., $75. Yoga, Thursdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m., adults $65, students $55. Yoga, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. adults $65, students, $55. Reversing the Stress Response, Tuesdays, 6-7:10 p.m., $85. Basic Investment Strategy, Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m., $40. Juggling, Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m., $20. Personal Training for Women, Mondays, 6-8 p.m., $95. Italian for Travelers, Wednesdays, 6:30-8 p.m., $95. Herbal Pet Care, Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m., $25. Living Tobacco Free, Thursdays, 6-7:15 p.m. All classes start week of October 11. Info, 482-7194 or find full descriptions for all 90 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU.

feng shui FENG SHUI WORKSHOP GIVEN BY LYDIA SOLINI: Saturday, October 9, 1-5 p.m. The fee for the workshop is $65. Please register by October 6. Info, 860-2995. I will focus on the principles of creating a balanced bagua (the energy centers of your living space) and the special cures for each area. I will also incorporate the metaphysical principles of abundance, harmony and more.

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MCKS PRANIC HEALING LEVEL 1 TRAINING: Saturday and Sunday, October 2-3, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. $350 incl. textbook. Healing in Common, Shelburne. Info, 660-8060. Learn the art of Medical Chi Healing to heal yourself and your family. In this two-day intensive workshop you will learn the principles and techniques of Pranic Healing, the function of the human energy system and 11 major chakras, step-by-step techniques to heal simple to moderate ailments, scanning techniques to feel and see energy and to scan the condition of a person’s aura, chakras and organs, techniques for Pranic Distant Healing and Self-Healing, special physical exercises and advanced Pranic breathing techniques to recharge and decontaminate the body, the powerful Meditation on Twin Hearts, and more.

herbs FUN HERBAL BASICS: Lip Balms, October 5. Bath Fizzies, October 12. Spice Beads, October 19. Spritzers and Massage Oils, October 26. Lotion Making, November 2. Bath Salts, November 9. Tinctures, November 16. Perfume, November 23. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $5 each or 8 classes for $35. Purple Shutter Herbs. Info, 865-HERB or psherbs@sover.net. Learn and actually make each product yourself. Educational and fun for all ages!

jewelry HALLOWEEN PIN: Thursday, September 30, 6:30 p.m. at Bead Crazy, 21 Taft Corners Shopping Center, Williston. $20. Info, 288-9666 or visit www.beadcrazyvt.com. Scare away the ghosts and goblins with this cute pumpkin pin. Learn a new stitch! PRECIOUS METAL CLAY JEWELRY-MAKING WORKSHOPS: Workshops this fall include introductory level, and 3-D forms. Taught by a certified PMC instructor. Info, 658-8778 or email krosestudio@hotmail.com. Learn the basics about precious metal clay. Transform precious metal clay (PMC) into a piece of fine silver jewelry. You will create and finish one-of-a-kind pieces that will be kiln-fired and ready to wear in a few hours. Small classes, personalized instruction.

kids ACT ONE, SCENE ONE: Thursdays, 4-6 p.m., grades 5-10. Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 652-4548, email registrar @flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Dive into the art of playwrighting, directing and acting as you create an original piece based around a replica of a canal schooner built by the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum. This year-long intermediate/advanced-level theater class focuses on developing characters and scenes based on canal boat adventures in the 1860s. CHILDREN’S DAY: With Margaret Woodruff and Jill Abilock. Saturday, October 9, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Kids spend a morning at the Craft School with an opportunity to sample several Japanese craft techniques. Crafts include making small, hand built ceramic items, Japanese calligraphy, and more. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Classes at the Firehouse Clay and Craft Studio, Saturdays, September 7 through December 14, 9:30-11:30 a.m. After-School Creative Clay, Mondays, September 27 through October 18, 3:30-5 p.m. Monotype for Teens with Lina Lou Norstrom, Thursdays, October 7 through November 11, 6-8:30 p.m. Kids Built, architecture for kids, starts October 12, 3:30-5 p.m. Children’s Visual Arts Studio Drop-In, October 25, 3:305 p.m. Family Drop-In, Fridays, now through November, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Teen Drop-In, Fridays, now through November, 7:30-10 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Have a birthday party with us or create your own class!

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you. All equipment provided, professional, certified instruction. Call Rachael at 496-9691 or check out www.stormboarding.com.

language ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: Ongoing Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m., Sundays, 4-6 p.m. The Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, Carrie Benis, 8657211. Classes will focus on reading, writing, speaking, listening and grammar. They are open to all who want to learn and improve their English, as well as explore American culture and history. ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginner to intermediate. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language. FRENCH AND GERMAN: Easy French Stories, starts Tuesday, September 28, 5-7 p.m. Middlebury. Info, call Sibylle, 388-4173. Wanting to travel to faraway lands full of beautiful people? Need to widen your horizons? German, all levels and for business. JAPANESE LANGUAGE CLASSES: Beginner classes, Fridays, beginning October 8, 6-7:30 p.m. Intermediate classes, Tuesdays, beginning October 5, 6-7:30 p.m. $75 for tenweek session, plus textbook. All classes held at St. Michael’s College. Info, contact Vince Guy, 393-1219 or email hosaku@verizon.net. Presented by the JapanAmerica Society of Vermont and partially underwritten by the Freeman Foundation of Vermont. SPANISH: Info, 496-3436 or email constanciag@hotmail.com. Do you want to travel to a Spanish-speaking country and be able to speak? Take Spanish lessons from a native Spanish speaker and experienced teacher. All ages, all levels and all students are welcome!

maritime LAKE CHAMPLAIN MARITIME MUSEUM SPRING/SUMMER CLASSES: Call 475-2022 or visit www.lcmm.org to see the full listing of courses, workshops and learning adventures that await you and your family. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, located on the lake at Basin Harbor (6 miles west of Vergennes) and Burlington Shipyard, located on historic King Street Ferry Dock, will be offering week-long courses and one-day workshops throughout the season! Build your own boat or learn how to restore your old one. Try your hand at shaping iron or casting bronze. Learn how to capture maritime subjects on film, with paint or pen-and-ink. Improve your kayak-handling skills or take a guided canoe trip. Students can explore maritime topics in one or two-day workshops. Adults and children can spend a morning learning together.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult Introductory classes Tuesdays, beginning October 5, 5:30 p.m. Please call to reserve a space. Day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, Saturdays, beginning September 4, 9-10 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m. Zazen (zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 88:40 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt .org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian JiuJitsu, Arnis, Wing Chun Kung Fu and Tai Chi. One minute off I-89 at exit 17. THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children’s classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and family discounts available. Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, email info@bluewavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Former national team member and Vermont state coach Gordon White teaches the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Our experienced teaching staff emphasizes proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness.

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TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of self-defense and self-cultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles. VERMONT AIKIDO: Adult Intro Class, beginning September 28, 6 p.m. Four weeks of basic instruction will lead up to four weeks of mixedlevel dojo practice. Eight-class Intro Course fee, $45. Regular classes, Mon.-Fri., 6-7:30 p.m. Sat., 9:30-11 a.m. Sun., 10-11:30 a.m. Vermont Aikido, 274 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 862-9785 or visit www.vermontaikido.org. Visitors are always welcome to observe classes or practice as guests for a mat fee. We are a notfor-profit organization.

massage ADVANCED MASSAGE AND BODYWORK CLASSES: Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont offers fourweek classes and one-day intensives starting every month this fall. Prerequisite for all classes is some basic massage training or experience. The No Hands Full-Body Rejuvenation Method, one-day intensive, offered twice, Saturday, September 25, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., and Saturday, November 6, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $65. Pain Mechanisms of the Low Back, four weeks. Tuesdays, September 14 - October 5, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $195 or $175 if paid in full by Sept. 4. Reviewer, $125. Pain Mechanisms of the Shoulder, four weeks, Wednesdays, October 13 November 4, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $195 or $175 if paid in full by Oct. 2. Reviewer, $125. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck, four weeks, Thursdays, November 11 - December 9, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Skip November 25 for Thanksgiving. $195 or $175 if paid in full by Oct. 30. Reviewer, $125. Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont and the Center for Advanced Bodywork Training. Stephen O’Dwyer, Director. The Chace Mill, Suite 226, Burlington. Info, www.NMTvermont.com or email NMTclasses@verizon.net or 658-1005, ext. 2. The classes at Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont integrate neuromuscular massage technique, deep-tissue massage, myofascial release technique, and other modalities. MASSAGE: The Vermont Institute of Massage Therapy is offering a 16-week course for massage therapists encompassing a broad range of techniques and specialties, which can be used in the future to satisfy the National Board requirements for continuing education units. Pre-requisites for the course are basic massage training or experience. Wednesdays, October 13 through January 26, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. or 5:30-8:30 p.m. Contact Donald Wright at the Institute with questions or for registration, 862-1111. Topics covered will include: Therapeutic Touch, Reflexology, Myofascial Release, Positional Release, Reiki I, Sports Massage (pre & post event), Hot Stone Massage, Hydro Therapy, and Deep Tissue.

meditation MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: First and third Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. Study the teachings of Indian Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer for world peace.

metals BEGINNER COPPERSMITHING: With Pilar Netzel. Thursdays, September 30 through November 18, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Create a three-dimensional object from a flat copper sheet. Learn basic metallurgy and metalsmithing techniques by using a hammer and torch. Create a copper bowl, a hanging planter — the possibilities are endless!

music BRAZILIAN HAND PERCUSSION: Tuesdays, September 28 through November 16, 5:45-7 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Learn the hip-shaking rhythms and sounds of Brazil! This introductory course explores the region’s fascinating musical patterns on agago, gornza, tamborim, cuica, caxixi and pandiero.

painting CREATIVE SOURCE PAINTING: Tuesday, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $95 for six evenings, including materials. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield Village. Info, contact workshop facilitator Susan Green at 426-3717 or freedompainting@moomail.net. The focus is on self-discovery through painting! If you have considered painting but never thought you could, or if you are trained in the arts but would like to reclaim your creative spark and move through creative blocks, this is for you! Susan is also holding a one-day workshop on Sunday, September 19 from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. and a Yoga and Painting Retreat, October 8 through 10.

performing arts SMIRKUS SCHOOL OF CIRCUS ARTS: The new School of Circus Arts in Essex Junction, 5 New England Dr., by the Racquet’s Edge, offers yearround training by renowned coaches Volodia and Zina Avgoustov, formerly with the Moscow Circus. Info, 533-7443, ext. 33, dana@smirkus .org, or visit www.smirkus.org. If you’re going to clown around, why not do it right? Group training in aerials, acrobatics, tumbling, balance, juggling, clowning and more available by session, or we can customize sessions to match your interests and skills. Introductory, intermediate and advanced classes for pre-K through adults for fun, a great workout or professional advancement!

photography DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY FOR BEGINNERS: Booked at your convenience, evenings 6-9 p.m., some Saturdays, throughout Vermont, in your home or at my studio. Class size limited, no more than 6 people. Price of $59 includes discount coupons on print services. Info, Herb West, 238-7826 or visit herbwest.com. Learn to use your digital camera, camera, computer and printer to create beautiful photos and photo gifts! We will view samples of photo gifts such as coffee table books and also discuss local and Internet photo/photo gift providers. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Pinhole Camera with Adam Courville, Saturday, October 2, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. 35-mm with Joe Piela, Wednesdays, October 6 through November 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 35-mm Advanced with Joe Piela, Thursdays, October 7 through November 11, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Digital Discovery with Joe Piela, Saturdays, October 9 and October 16, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Darkroom memberships available.

pilates CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Pilates, Tuesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m., $70. Pilates, Thursdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m., $70. Pilates II, Tuesdays, 6:20-7:20 p.m., $70. Strength Training, Tuesdays, 4:05-5:05 p.m., $70. These are full 8 week offerings. All classes start week of October 11. Info, 482-7194 or find full descriptions for all 90 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Bring exercise mat and hand weights (3-5 lbs.). PILATES VERMONT, FREE INTRODUCTORY PILATES REFORMER CLASS: First and third Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. Second and fourth Mondays, 5:30 p.m. Pilates Vermont, Shelburne Athletic Club, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Pre-register, 985-8700 or www.pilatesvermont .com. Experience the ultimate workout that

dramatically improves strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and posture. It creates a body that looks long and lean, with slender thighs, flat abdominals and a strong back. THE PILATES DEN: Offering ongoing, small group mat classes ($10/class, first class $5) and Reformer private sessions at a rare, affordable price. The Pilates Den, Williston. Info, 879-7302. Join us in our sunny home studio and experience Joseph Pilates’ dynamic body conditioning system. Our mat classes are challenging, fun and enhanced by small apparatus like magic circles, foam rollers, therabands and light weights. Our Reformer private sessions feature resistance training on Joseph Pilates’ spring-based Reformer bed that promises to “re-form” your body.

pottery FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Morning Clay with Loretta Languet, Mondays, October 4 through November 17, 9-11:30 a.m. Beginning Wheel, Tuesdays, October 5 through November 16, 6:30-9 p.m. Handbuilt Pottery for the Home with Kevin Wiberg, Tuesdays, October 5 through November 16, 6-8:30 p.m. MoldMaking/Casting Multiples, Wednesdays, October 6 through November 17, 6-8:30 p.m. Info, 8657166 or visit www.burlingtoncity arts.com. Studio time rentals available. POTTERY CLASSES AND ART AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: Wednesdays, Pottery with Susan Raber Bray, afternoons or evenings, 8 weeks, $95. Tuesday afternoon, Pottery with Jen Labie, 8 weeks, $95 includes all materials. Batik on Silk with Jen Labie, Tuesday evenings, 6 weeks, $75 plus frame. Basic Drawing with Christine Cole, Wednesday evenings, $75. Info, 482-719 or find full descriptions for all 90 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. All classes start the week of October 11. Limited class sizes.

printmaking FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Figurative Monotype, Saturday, October 2, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. and Sunday, October 3, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Beginning Etching, Tuesdays, October 5-19, 6-9 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncity arts.com. Studio memberships available.

qi gong QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a soft and flowing, self-healing exercise that is similar to Tai Chi. With consistent practice, healing from many chronic ailments can be achieved.

self-defense VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian JiuJitsu and Self-Defense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Saturdays, 10 a.m. Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. First class free. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Learn self-defense, martial arts and boxing with a certified black-belt Gracie instructor in this positive and safe environment. Accept no imitations.

self-help MISSION POSSIBLE, SELF-DISCOVERY MEN’S GROUP: Wednesday, October 13 for 10 weekly sessions. Limited to 12 men. Cost is $400. Some sliding scale available and some insurance accepted. Burlington area. Info, call Dave, 6584208, ext. 8. Men will be led through a set of processes that will explore deeper connections to themselves and others. Facilitated by Dave Huseman, LICSW and Thomas Lucas, LCMHC.

support groups SEE LISTINGS IN THE CLASSIFIEDS, SECTION B.

tai chi ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: 5:45-7:15 p.m., Mondays and Wednesdays. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or www.elementsofhealing.net. Traditional Yang style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

visual arts FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Comic Book Storytelling with Ethan Slayton, Wednesdays, October 6 through November 10, 6-8 p.m. Watercolor from Photographs with Jean Cannon, Thursdays, October 7 through November 11, 2-4:30 p.m. Basic Drawing with Lynn Imperatore, Thursdays, October 7 through November 11, 9:30 a.m. - noon. Life Drawing, Mondays, 6:30-9 p.m., $5. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com.

wood FINE WOODWORKING: Instructor, Stacey Thalden. Mondays, October 2 through December 4, 6:30-9.30 p.m., Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Build a handsome small table while learning the basics of working with wood. Stacey will introduce students to the properties of wood and fundamental techniques of construction.

yoga BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying. COPPER CRANE YOGA: Offering Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Ashtanga, Meditation, Beginners, Private, Custom and Thai Yoga Bodywork. Classes offered everyday except Friday. 229 Main St., Suite 2A, Vergennes (above Main Street Footworks). Info, 877-3663 or info@ coppercraneyoga.com. Experience the purification, self-reflection, and non-attachment of Kriya Yoga. Copper Crane Yoga provides compassionate teaching in a safe and supportive environment that fosters growth, nourishes the \spirit and unites the body and mind. TOUCHSTONE HEALING ARTS: FOUR-WEEK FALL YOGA SERIES: Kripalu Yoga with Mark Adams, Mondays, September 13 through October 4, 6-7:30 p.m. $40. Jivamukti Yoga with Janet Green, Tuesdays, September 7 through 28, 6-7:30 p.m. $40. Partner Yoga with Jennifer Harris, Thursdays, September 16 through October 7, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $65 per couple. Info, 658-7715, ext. 3. Ease into a regular practice in an inviting and convenient location with experienced and supportive teachers to guide you. YOGA FOR THOSE OVER 60: Instructor Carol Winfield, Yoga Vermont. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Yoga and those over 60 make a peaceful, playful, perfect match, quite apart from learning to be comfortable and at ease with your body, regardless of so-called deficiencies. Try it your first time for free. YOGA VERMONT: Astanga classes every day. Jivamukti, Kripalu, Kundalini, Gentle, Iyengar, beginner, prenatal and senior classes weekly. Chace Mill and Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Many styles to choose from, various levels of intensity. Invigorate your yoga practice or start fresh.

18B 7Dpersonals | september 22-29, 2004 | SEVEN DAYS

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CUTE, SLIM, WI, 47 YO, 7 YO DAUGHTER, country girl. Love dogs and travel. Selfsufficient, self employed. Looking for kind companion, 45-55, for friendship and possible LTR. 4366

BEAUTIFUL POET, MOTHER, MOUNTAIN climber, seeks established, handsome, hardworking, educated, creative, passionate, NS/ND, 28-38 YO M for sparkling conversation, walks, poetry excursions and true love, LTR. Move me. 4287

WANTED: LARGE, BACK YARD, ORGANIC vegetable garden and someone to share my homemade pickles and the rhymes and reasons of life. I’m musically and artistically inclined, fit, 41 YO, sensitive, honest. Looking for NS 37-49 YO. 4355

SWF BIKER SEEKS M BIKER FOR FOLIAGE and moonlight motorcycle rides, travel and adventure. Must be active, spontaneous and a sports fanatic. Let’s see what we have in common and where it leads. Who knows, we might have fun! 4283

ATTRACTIVE, COUNTRY GIRL, 35, LOVES Middle-Eastern culture. Respects Islam, loves cooking, clean home, soft music, candlelight. Seeks only tall, muscular Arab M for solid future together, built on love and honesty. Only serious replies. 4351

BLUE-EYED, SWF, BLONDE, 5’8”, DOG lover and Scrabble player, looking for oldfashioned guy, 50-65, w/”now” sensibilities to share laughter, friendship and fun. It wouldn’t hurt if you looked like John Thaw or Sam Waterson. 4270

FOUR SEASONS WOMAN SEEKS TALL, FIT, 42-52 YO SWPM to share outdoor adventures. Passionate about healthy living, intelligent conversation, politics, music, books, world events. Complimented by an attractive physique, kind heart and great sense of humor. Sieze l’occasion. 4348

19 YO F, FUN, OUTGOING, ENERGETIC, late-nighter. Seeking M, 18-25, that is fun, easygoing, spontaneous, wants to hang out and get to know a friendly person. For a friendship, company, maybe more! 4269

SWF, 35, CLASSIC BEAUTY, ISO SPM/DPM, 32-43. Kids a +. Our interests include music, all kinds, kids, commitment, good talks, both at home and out. Nights an adventure. Looking for loving LTR and you! 4345

WANT TO GO ON A DATE? 25 YO SWF, 5’2”, 135 lbs., redhead, athlete, artist, comedian, fun-lover w/a lot to offer. ISO SM, 20-35 YO, sensitive, athletic, adventurous, interested in more than a bootycall. 4254

ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT, SLIGHTLY kooky, healthy 29 YO SWF from NYC, ISO SWM, 25-36, college-educated, witty, a bit crunchy, no criminal record or tendencies. Have fun, date, or just be friends. Love books, music, movies and nonsense. Aversion to mullets, toothlessness, alcoholism. 4306

PLEASANTLY PLUMP, 45, DWF, 5’8”, ISO 40+ , tall, monogamous, SWPM, neat, clean, kind in nature. Dog-lover, avid reader, into relaxing at home. Free of minor children and past relationships, a +. Enjoys cooking, gardening, jazz, classical, sushi and giving back rubs. 4204

ATTRACTIVE ARTIST, ATHEIST, VERY liberal, 50 YO, 5’8”, Renaissance woman ISO 45-55 SWM counterpart. Preferably no kids, you are a thinker but may work w/your hands. Wanna build a straw bale house? ISO a lifelong relationship. 5’10” + please. 4297

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SWF, YOUNG 48, NA/NS, BLONDE/BLUE, educated. Interests: biking, beginning hiking, loves motorcycles, reading, movies, camping, intimate conversations. Me: honest, genuine, spiritual, playful, shy. Looking to meet employed, sane, SM for fun in the sun, perhaps? 4200

40 YO, DWCF, HONEST, MEDIUM-BUILD, pleasing to the eye. Wonderful legs. Light, bubbly, sometimes woodsy, nature w/a hint of passion on the palate. Bright, bold, complex flavor w/a gentle after-taste on the soul. Best w/complex, slightly nutty flavor. NS/ND. 4161

PRETTY, DOWN-TO-EARTH, SOFT-SPOKEN and introspective brunette. 5’7”, 38 YO. Loves giving and receiving affection, music, comedy, the outdoors. Seeking a M who is attractive, has a self-deprecating sense of humor, enjoys romance and is intelligent. I’d love to hear from you. 4197

SWF, MOTHER OF TWO, SEEKS SWM FOR possible LTR. Me: 25 YO, brown hair/eyes. Let’s get to know each other on a personal level. You: 25-32 YO, employed, good-hearted and sense of humor. Please, no mama’s boys! 4160

SAPPHIRE-GAL, 50 YO, LOOKING FOR A friend, companion, lover. Great massagegiver, good listener, no burdens to bring to a friendship, just kind-hearted loving. Gentle, sweet, calm, independent, loves to touch and be touched, enlightened and seeks same. 4183 ZAFTIG SJF, VISUAL ARTIST ISO SM w/similar vocation for LTR. Join me for meandering walks, movies, gallery visiting, reading of all sorts, eclectic conversation, meals at home or in town and many fine hours of kissing and canoodling. 4182 SINGLE, CUTE, CURVY GAL SEEKS SINGLE, kind, honest M, 29-34. Prefer M who doesn’t want just one-night stands. The idea of a M who is family- oriented and not afraid of LTR sounds good. 4179

ADVENTUROUS, SENSUAL, YOUTHFUL 51 YO SWF, 5’6”, 150 lbs. Very affectionate, loves to cuddle. Seeking SWM to share good times, laughs and falling in love. Don’t be shy. Let’s give this a try! All calls will be answered. 4159 WANTED: 36-46 YO M. ME: BLONDE/ green, attractive, fun, athletic and accomplished. You: have similar attributes and are looking for a lady not a girl. Tennis/golf a +. 3952 SMART, SEXY, SENSUOUS, DEEP, SOULFUL, slim, poetic girl, 48, seeks meaningful connection w/fit, experienced hiker/paddler, sensitive, humorous, grounded, mortal, 48+. One-trick ponies given special consideration. 3941

FF, ACTIVE, ATHLETIC SWF, 28, SEEKS smart, sexy, confident, left-leaning SWM, 25-30, for coffee, drinks, dinner, hiking and subversive political discussions. NS/ND preferred. 4170

DON’T HIKE. DON’T BIKE. DON’T SKI. Don’t run. Don’t want to. Still manage to lead an active life. Go figure. Intelligent, stable and fun. Passionate about everything, outgoing and opinionated. 46 YO DWF, grown kids, seeks NS/ND, non-shallow soulmate. 3930

RICHIE-RICH, 44-70 YO: IF YOU WOULD like to take care of a 40ish, lovely F, financially/emotionally, spoil me, I can be a great companion w/a lot of fun and laughter. We might fall in love! 4162

I’M A COUNTRY GIRL W/A CITY EDGE looking for a M, 42-52, that likes long drives, playing pool, good food and a has romantic heart. Race unimportant. I work hard and I play hard. 3927 SWF, 34, MOTHER OF TWO BOYS ISO SWM, 25-45 who shares the same interests, who is honest, caring and likes to cuddle, take walks, watch movies, go out to dinner, etc. 3909

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SEVEN DAYS | september 22-29, 2004 | 7Dpersonals 19B

INDEPENDENT, INTELLIGENT, FUN-LOVING 59 YO California transplant, loves the outdoors, kayaking, hiking, gardening, animals, cooking, literature, rock and classical music. Politically progressive, well-traveled. Seeks kindred spirit. 3904

HEALTH CONSCIOUS, NATURE LOVER w/social conscience who values intellectual stimulation, mature, emotional connection w/compatible pheromones. Seeks a petite, warm-hearted, easy-going, athletic type w/a blend of elegance and sex appeal, 40-50ish. 4387

SEEKING OUTDOOR PARTNER: TALL, healthy, fit 51 YO WPM, hoping to find a fit woman, 40-55, who enjoys the outdoors. I’m an avid canoeist, kayaker, hiker, snowboarder, Nordic skier and biker. Still a hippie at heart, I spend my weekends hiking, bike touring or canoeing. 4281

HANDSOME GENTLEMAN, 42, SEEKS spiritually aware lady on which to dote. Let’s explore friendship, love and spiritual connection together. I am playful, openminded, creative and physically very active and hope that you are too. Please enjoy kids and the water. 4176

WOULD LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO would not mind exploring this life together. Very talented and friendly. Be in touch, can’t do it alone. 3901

FUN AND AFFECTIONATE: DWM, YOUNG 41, seeks to meet a slender to medium woman, 30-50, who would like to share fun times, must enjoy good food, dancing, classic rock, jacuzzi and much more. Smokers are just fine. Call me. 4386

23 YO M CULINARY STUDENT IN ESSEX Junction looking for a fun F, 18-30, for hanging/making out and more. Get in contact w/me and I’ll make you breakfast in the morning. 4172

ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC, ACTIVE, FUN, fit, healthy SWPF, 5’5’ w/inviting eyes and nice smile, enjoys travel, biking, sailing, movies, etc. Seeks handsome, NS, physically active, intelligent PM, 35-48, to share interests, intimacy and passion for each other. Burlington-area. 3899

SWM, 33, SEEKS SMART, FRIENDLY open-minded woman on Disability or SSI who has made use of her time to become a great pianist or guitarist. We could make beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent, Jazz/classical/folk music together. Are you out there? 4384

AUTUMNAL MUMMERINGS FILL THE AIR w/frost and pumpkins for this mid-life gardener/writer/teacher who seeks artistic/spiritual traveler. Are there any of you (mid-40s/early 50s) out there in the cosmos or grounded on earth. Why not? No Bush clones, please. 4273

ATTRACTIVE, BUXOM, SWF, 62+, N/S, enjoys life and adventure. Loves the country and animals, both 2 and 4-legged. ISO SWM, 62-65 for fun, companionship and whatever else! If you pass up this ad, your loss! 3891

HANDSOME, WARM, FUN, DWPM, 48. A one-woman M. ISO attractive F, 35-50, who enjoys good conversations and being active during fall and winter weekends. I’m from the Barre-Montpelier area, you? 4368

25 YO WF, 5’2”, 108 LBS., INTERESTED in meeting M who were born in the 70’s for fun. Please, no one over 200 lbs. 3902

TALL, WARM AND SWEET DWF, LATE 40s, “muy” attractive. Bright, well-travelled, bit of a sophisticate, playful, emotive, sensual and strong. Admire openness in others coupled with integrity. Enjoy sharing in stimulating conversation, music, arts and family. Gentle in heart, trustworthy and genuine. Looking for a good match. Welcome to my world! 3832 SWF, 27, 5’2”, LONG DARK HAIR BIG brown eyes. ISO SM, 27-34. Must have brains, a great sense of humor and love both Superman and pecan pie. 3816 SWF, SEEKER, SPIRITUAL BALANCE maintained by commitment to intentional optimism. Blonde, blue, 40s, FF, fit, happy. Multigenerational household, dogs, cats, birds, horses. Love to play, outside, inside. 420. Self-sufficient, self-employed hard worker. Love life! Join me? 3798

men > women WHEREVER YOU ARE: SEEKING FUN, adventure mate for travel and good times. 40ish-looking, 5’9”, 150 lbs., good shape, open-minded, appealing and fun to be with. 4393 BRUISED AND BATTERED BUT UNBOWED relationship warrior. SWM, 40, NS/ND, rare. Emotionally/financially secure but incomplete. I run, swim, climb, garden, ride, ski, etc. Seeking friendship with a kind, happy muse. LTR as a result: huge bonus. 4392

SWM, 6’2”, 47 YEARS YOUNG, BROWN eyes, short brown hair, energetic, spiritual, enjoys life and loves the outdoors. Responsible, down-to-earth. Looking for caring individual who likes to spend special moments together. 4356 EASY-GOING, FUN-TO-BE-AROUND SWM, 5’7”, 38. Loves giving and receiving affection, movies, the outdoors, humor. Seeking a F, 30-38, who is smart, sexy, sassy. Loves holding hands, snuggling a +. Like long talks. Smoker. 4347 SM, DOCTOR SPARKLES AKA, THE DOCTOR is in and ready to please. Seeking two 23 YO Fs to please all your hungry needs. 4307 SEEKING F WHO IS INSPIRATIONAL AND aspiring to self-awareness, to share life with. 6’, 165 lbs., 51 YO SM w/blond/ brown hair, blue/hazel eyes, who experiences joy + more by tuning into the heart. 4305 23 SWM, 5’7”, 150 LBS, ISO SWF, 2133, who likes rocka-billy, old punk, OI, hard-core, country music, etc. Into tattoo and piercings, has a sense of humor and a head on her shoulders. If that’s you, let’s talk more over some pints! 4294 WISH TO MEET A TALL, ATHLETIC, NS F, 35-42. If you are interested in beach activities, sailing, blading, weights, running, volleyball, scuba, working hard and playing hard; please call. Me: tall, athletic, accomplished professional ISO F w/common interests. 4290

FRIENDLY, 52 YO SWM ISO QUIET, LAIDback F, any race, ND/D, for friendship/LTR and more. No kids. Let’s negotiate your situation and needs. All calls answered. Will meet, call or pickup. Delivery avail. 4268 39 YO LOOKING TO SHARE TIME W/ someone who likes to cuddle, read, watch TV and go for walks. Looking for a LTR. Love kids and cuddling. Looking for under 40, please. Like to workout, too. 4264 THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I LIKE BETTER than country music and that’s a country woman! I need one, correction, I want one! One healthy, fit, sugar pie-sweet, Abe Lincoln-honest, woman, 30-45 YO. Kids-n-critters OK. 4256 DWM, 47, 5’9”, 170 LBS., LOOKING FOR DWF, 42-52, w/good sense of humor, likes to dine-out, go to movies, dancing, walking hand-in-hand together and quiet times together. 4252 I’M A 24 YO M, STILL LOOKING FOR A woman who likes to go out to eat, go to the movies and go for walks together. Looking for a woman between 21-28, no children. 4251 38 YO M SEEKS PEACE-LOVING, NATURE lover for friendship, love and fun. I like camping, fishing, gardening, crafts and politics. I can cook too. Peace. 4201 WHERE ARE ALL THE NORMAL WOMEN? Like good food and interesting nights out? Hiking or just relaxing w/a few drinks. Fun, athletic, intelligent, attractive 31 YO M ISO 27-34 YO w/like mind and hobbies. 4184 WOULD GOD BE REAL IF YOU FOUND your life’s greatest love in Seven Days? Adam ISO a lady w/nice apples! Let’s make pie and eat it in the garden while no one’s watching us! Where is my paradise? I’m 46. 4178 M, 39, 6’, 200 LBS., IN-SHAPE, NEW TO area, looking for honest, fit, attractive F for friendship, fun. LTR possible if it goes that way. Honesty in every respect a must! Animal lover and smokers OK. 4177

36 YO, 5’7”, WPM, HEALTHY, FIT, CYCLIST, seeking 26-38 YO for fun and fire. Connection w/a new friend, maybe LTR. Hike, bike, music, clear and open-communication essential. 420, living just a bit north of Burlington. 4164 SWM, 56, 5’9”, 155 LBS. OWN HOME, Rutland, physically attractive, simple Christian lifestyle. Day-trips, Greyhound travel, snack bars, local events, concerts, plays, movies, rock, blues, country music, dancing, biking, hiking, gentle walks, other physical activity. ISO SWF, 43-58, romantic relationship, dating or possible LTR, cuddling, affection, similar interests. 4157 TATTOOED, PIERCED, FREAK, TWISTED, intelligent, humorous, caring, sensitive bouncer seeking tattooed, pierced. freak, twisted, intelligent, humorous, caring, sensitive, non-bouncer for 420 fun and possible LTR. 4066 NEW STAR FOR 1001 ROMANTIC NIGHTS: SWPM, 48, ISO NS, SWF. Scintillating soulmate to move into LTR. She would be willing to discuss mutual magical fantasies and use her coquettish fancy to put sirenic legerdemain into our relationship. 3954 THE BEST WOMAN ORGASMER: I LAST four hours when making love to a woman and go about five times in a night. I promise you will feel like a dishrag when I am done w/you and walk w/a limp for rest of the week. 3951 SPIRITUALLY CENTERED TEACHER, involved father, listener, active, fit, vegetarian. Into biking, hiking, boating, politics, stimulating conversation, travel, artistic expression, drama. ISO friend, 40-50, to help celebrate life’s mysteries, victories and challenges. 3950 LOOKING FOR A SLIM, ATHLETIC, UNDER 5’5”, down-to-earth, 25-35 YO who loves to ski,snowshoe and climb year-round. I’m 5’2”, 135 lb., love to trail-run, ski, snowshoe, swim, climb rock/ice. I like good conversation, coffee, Guinness and looking for a weightlifting partner. 3944 SWM, 27, SHY, LOOKING TO MEET THAT special SF, 23-37, who likes Nascar, hiking, fishing. LTR-ready. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover! What someone lacks in looks is made up in personality. Will answer all. 3942

SEIZE THE SUMMER: SWPM, ACTIVE, FIT, honest, sincere, confident and humorous ISO active SWF, 30-40, to share gourmet cooking, meaningful conversation, golf, hiking, swimming, motorcycling, yoga and dancing. Possible LTR. 3938 LONELY M SEEKS F COMPANION. FRIENDship and love is the cure for loneliness. If you have the antidote and are 19-25, you might be able to save my heart. Looks don’t matter if fate is bestowed upon us. 3935 22 SWM, 140 LBS, ATHLETIC. ISO SF, 18-35, decent build. Specifically looking for a gal who wants a guy’s first time! No strings or FWB. Must have experience and endurance! And can’t be shy! Central VTarea preferred. 3923 SWM SEEKS SF, 21-35, FOR FRIENDSHIP and potentially LTR. Active, hard-working w/goals in life. A caring, sensitive individual looking to share life, fun and adventure. Enjoys both indoor and outdoor fun and loves food. 3915 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS? Intelligent, outdoorsy, funny, attractive 26 YO SPAM, ISO a sweet, slender, attractive SF for an adventurous LTR and more. 5’8”, 160 lbs, athletic and educated. Love to cuddle and nibble. Interested to bond our busy lives together? 3911 GENTLE SOUL, QUICK MIND, FIRM BODY and caring heart seeks same in F 43 -55, who enjoys life’s simple beauties and wants to create a special relationship. I am a financially independent P. 3907 20 YO M, AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER looking for 18-25 YO attractive F to model. 3905 THE SEASON IS CHANGING AND SOON it will be my favorite time of year. the crisp mornings and the afternoon colors sure make me feel alive. The only downfall is that the days are shorter so I need to find things at home to keep me occupied. Are you willing to help entertain me? SPM, 31, active, loves the outdoors. ISO, I’m not sure exactly, but I know it will be fun. 3890 HEAVEN KNOWS, ANYTHING GOES, OVER, under, sideways, down. summer’s good time is almost gone. SWM, 52, somewhat sensible, sensitive, intensely sensual, galactic hitchhiker ISO a nice, long ride to the heart of the universal mind. Art, music, nature, lover, more. 3888 SAILING PARTNER, NS, RETIRED EXECUtive ISO companion to help sail 24’ sailboat on Lake Champlain this summer. Sailing experience not necessary, but a love of water and a sense of humor are a plus. Maine coast sailing is also possible. 3887

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20B 7Dpersonals | september 22-29, 2004 | SEVEN DAYS

A WONDERFUL GUY: SWM, 29, 5’11”, blue eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. 3886 YOUTHFUL 42 YO, NS PM ISO KINDRED spirit to share hiking, camping, 4-season outdoor adventures. Passion for playing and listening to folk and bluegrass music. Athletic, hardworking, and dependable, great sense of humor, serious nature. ISO LTR w/right country girl. 3829 LAID BACK IN THE MOUNTAINS DWM, 53. I enjoy long rides, walks, camping, fishing and going out. People say I have a nice personality. ISO the same. I have a lot of love to give. Do you? Call me. 3828 WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS!! PM, 32, FIT like to have fun. ISO attractive, fit, athletic F, w/sense of humor, and likes food, wine, movies, dancing, sports, animals. Kids are cool. NS please. 3822 SWM, 24, EDUCATED, FINANCIALLY HEALthy tall, skinny and responsible. ISO SWF w/similar interests of hiking, biking, jogging, camping and the tear-jerker movie watcher. If you are honest and looking for a LTR give me a call tonight. 3813 HAVE A FANTASY ABOUT THE BOY NEXT door or the yard guy? Will perform yard/house work in exchange for personal favors. Looking to please and be pleased. W/M, 23, good looking, discretion a must! 3812 I’M HUMOROUS, HANDSOME, ORGANIC I have boomer values, am an anarchist/ atheist and don’t believe in the death penalty, even for vegetarians and Republicans. The only thing I can’t tolerate is intolerance, but funny, pretty, irreverent and irrelevant women amuse me. LTR. 3811 SWM ISO AN EXTREME TYPE OF WOMAN, who skis black diamonds, mt. bikes and enjoys fitness, adventures, motorcycles. Me: kind, caring, easy going, NS/SD. 3805 LIKE GRAY EYES? PONYTAILS? TRAIN sounds? Musically immersed, middle-aged ectomorphs? Fresh-brewed coffee, say, Guatemalan? Think voice greetings are stupid? Free radio is happening? Smokers have no rights whatever, until they pick up their butts? Well then, jackpot! 3803 OUTDOOR AND INTELLECTUAL ADVENTURER SWPM, 45, no kids, seeks intelligent and reasonably fit partner, 30-50, to live heartily. Interests include travel, films, and good food and drink. Cycling and XC skiing a plus. NS/ND please. 3801 ATTRACTIVE SWM, 40, SMOKER ISO attractive older SWF, 60+, who smokes and has no kids, for serious relationship. Interests include movies and music. 3797

women > women SGWF, ISO F 30-40. ME: 38, SENSITIVE, emotionally available, good humor, physically active, outgoing, career-minded, spiritual, love the outdoors, winter sports, yoga. Looking for Mrs. Right or just make some new friends, could that be you? 4390

43 YO, 5’3”, 120 LBS., FIT, SELFemployed. Likes outdoor activities, music, dancing and stimulating conversation. Seeking someone w/similar interests for friendship and eventually more. 4349 COMPANIONSHIP, FUN, SHARING, friends first. 54 YO, Montpelier, professional, bright, artsy, progressive, personal growth/spiritual type. Love nature, culture, kids, reemerging after period of eldercare. You: healthy, grounded in your integrity, aware. It’s still a beautiful world. 4295 28 YO BIWF, LIFELONG SLUT, EXPERIenced, ISO same, 22-42. Me: dreads, piercings, tattoos, shaved, tan, plump but hella-sexy and very well kept. You: clean, not shy, soft butch or femme. Let’s drink, or 420 and get naked. Your place. 4285 LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE to share a lot of things with. I have darkbrown hair/dark-brown eyes, med. build, 170 lbs. I am kind, loving, warm, friendly, honest, loyal and lots more. I hope and pray to hear from someone. 4068 30 YO P LESBIAN SEEKING LIBERAL, friendly, social and adventurous F w/good sense of humor. Must dig tattoos and piercings. Love the outdoors, animals, good music, making furniture, eating good food and renting movies. Occasional smoker OK. 3956 ME: SWF. ARE YOU A BEAUTIFUL, FIT F who is available for fun? Into ethnic foods, culture, travel, movies, music, nature walks, Montreal, beaches, books, people, 40’s. Me: fit, sexy, educated, attractive, spicy, sober, gardens, gyms, yoga, spirituality, humor. 3937 25 YO GWF, SORT-BUTCH, CUTE LITTLE cowgirl, loves romantic strolls, playing in mud puddles and nights by the woodstove. Longs for someone to share mud hopping with! Love of simple life a +! 3920 BI-CURIOUS F LOOKING FOR A LITTLE FUN. I want to fulfill a fantasy for me and possibly let my boyfriend watch to fulfill one of his fantasies. Discretion/chemistry a must. All calls will be answered. 3917 STEEL FRAME HARDTAIL, 35, SEEKING lively components to float up hills, roll through obstacles and leap w/faith upon descents. Desire easy-shifting, resiliency under stress. Anatomically appropriate saddle essential, aggressive tread a +, reflective mirrors a spoke of luck. 3898 BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, SMART, SILLY BLONDE, 28, ISO friendship w/benefits w/right female. Someone to chase butterflies, have great sexual energy, educated, kinky, wellkept. Fun, friendly, erotic F who is ready to get out from behind these screens and meet/experience the real thing. 3824

men > men GM, 44, 160 LBS., 5’7”, BIOHAZARD GUY, versatile, negotiable, wants spunk. ISO guys who are OK w/biohazard partner, who like to give or take spunk. Turn offs: drunks, scat, blood, permanent damage, pain. 4385 WM, 44, LOOKING FOR A GUY, 25-45, to make friends and possibly LTR. I am 6’ tall and 210 lbs., average looks, brown/ brown. Sincere and need someone in my life. Please call. 4358 20 YO, GWM, STUDENT, ISO OTHER GWM or BIM for friendship or more. Guys in the St. Albans, Burlington and Johnson areas a +. Me: 5’9”, 200 lbs., brown hair, blue eyes. Any CCV St. Albans guys? 4352 GWM, 32, 5’9”, BROWN/BROWN. SEEKing generous sugar-daddy to live w/and be spoiled by. I am sincere, honest and have a big heart. I enjoy movies, music, the outdoors and love to travel. I’d love a sincere, romantic gentleman. 4300 MAWBIM, NICE-LOOKING, 6’4”, 240 LBS. Seeking M for daytime fun. Very discreet and D/D-free. You be the same. No games, just safe fun. 4298 BIWM SEEKING GUYS WHO WOULD LIKE to be serviced or who would like to have a threesome. D/D free, clean, NS. Looking for guys who like a lot of foreplay. Like to please and swallow. All calls answered. 4261

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bi seeking ? BI-BOTTOM M, 42 YO, 150 LBS., ISO well-hung guys, CU’s, F’s for fun. Into Polaroids, private videos, lingerie, B & D, golden showers, toys, oral, anal and more. I will be your love slave. Anything goes. 4353 NOTHING SMELLS BETTER THAN A RUGGED carpenter: MABI, 42 YO, good-looking dude needs a hot, discreet piece of meat who knows how to use his tools. Private camp south of Burlington. Hairy chest a +. 4350 LET’S TAKE SUMMER OUT W/A BANG, A gang-bang that is! Me: 6’2”, 200 lbs., very sexy and erotic. Can please women all night long. You: BI F, grab two of your BI-girlfriends and call. 4303 SWM 36, GOOD SHAPE, LOOKING FOR younger guys, 18-32, to have discreet fun. I am open to having a good time. You must be D/D free, as I am. Love college guys, but not a requirement. Let’s meet for a great sexual experience. 4293 BIF, 28 YO, 5’4”, 120 LBS, BLONDE, very attractive/sexy girl, healthy, looking for F and/or attractive CU’s for fun, play, and smiles. Am looking to explore my BIF sexuality w/you. Must be educated, clean, fun and attractive. Chemistry a must. 4199

SUB, 42 YO M WOULD LOVE TO PLEASE. Any black guys around? 4257

MAPCU AF AND WM, 37 YO, ISO TALL, height/weight proportional, not hairy BI/BI-curious M to join us for needed help. He wants to build upon oral skills. Email and picture exchange a must prior to meeting. 4180

THESE PERSONAL ADS ARE USUALLY JUST lies, making yourself out to be someone you’re not. WM, 37, 5’11”, 190 lbs., blonde/ blue, nice smile, friendly, not into gayscene. Seeking masculine guys for friends doing stuff. I know you are out there. 4070

BIM, 5’5, 135 LBS. SAFE, DISCREET. Free most weekends. ISO M under 40, inshape, well-hung. Will suck/swallow and let you take photos in any position you want. Be aggressive and order me to please you. Interested, call. 4067

HANDSOME, MASCULINE 26 YO GWM, seeking other boys, 23-35, who are also handsome and masculine, for friendship and maybe more. 3903

BIWM, 35, VERY ATTRACTIVE, HEALTHY, open and positive. Seeking BIWF that is friendly, open and sensual. Interested in good conversation, fun and friendship, intimacy and possibly LTR. Will respond to all replies. 3908

21 YO BOY-TOY, GWM, 220 LBS., SEEKing guys under 28 for hot, passionate love making sessions. I like to service others and be serviced. I am versatile and love to suck and rim. You must be NS/ND. 3900 MIDDLE-AGED WM, ISO WM, 65+ FOR friendship and occasional rewarding romance. Let’s talk. I’m clean and discreet. 3827 GWM, TIRED OF TRAVELING/DINING ALONE ISO GM, 38-55, NS/ND, for weekend getaways, flea markets, day trips, cooking, back roads and developing a relationship. 3794 ATTRACTIVE 40 YO GWPM, 5’10”, 160 lbs., Br/Bl. ISO young guys who live in, on, or around Colchester, Milton or Islands. Day or night, indoors or outdoors to ride this hot bottom, who is a top, too. Discreet. 3793

NEED NO REPLY, JUST STOP BY WHERE the S. Burlington mall buildings are blue. I will meet you. Think music store. M, 60, ISO SF NS for friendship. Let’s visit. 3809

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just friends N2: WHY NOT STOP TORTURING THIS poor, crazy soul? You win. You are the master of this very small universe. The ball is in your court. Bows, Your highness. Thank you, good game. 4361 TRAVELER, MUSIC AND ENTERTAINMENT activities. Short-term association. Will call all 40-50 YO F’s who have no hangups w/mutual, sexual satisfaction. 4286 60-ISH QUEEN-SIZE LADY IN PUBLIC, could be more later. Looking for companionship. All calls answered, so leave name and number. No email, as no computer. 4193 SINGLE VEGETARIANS AND “WANT-TObe” vegetarians: Join other like-minded folks for potlucks, health/nutrition talks, fun activities and just plain socializing. 3948

Call me Simone....I am a delightful 6-year-old girl with a purr-sonality to match! I would love to lounge in your lap by day, and purposefully plant myself in a position of power (in bed with you, of course) by night. I love to be brushed,

i spy I SPY W/MY BLUE-GREEN EYE, THE cutest brunette in Burlington. I’ve traveled far, to be so near, I’ve left again, but have no fear, you’re on my mind, my friend, my dear. 4391 DESPITE BEING CHEAP AND NOT HAVING much to offer to you in the way of learning, I was spied by you. Is the Montana Girl really ready? 4389 SARAH: WE TALKED KINDERGARTEN, abortion, cakes, Katahdin and baseball, following our collision on the bike path. It can’t be possible that you’re single! You’re perfect. Marry me. 4388 HEY TRICIA: MISSING THE DEEP TALKS we had in June at 1820 House. Ditch the body builder, you know he isn’t smart enough for you, looks fade. Your CRV, my kayaks. We’ll paddle off into the sunset. 4383 KATE: MET YOU AT HALVORSON’S, 9/11. You moved from Boston and work w/aggressive dogs. I think you are quite nice. Let’s meet for ice cream before it gets too cold. 4382 I SPY A CUTE BRUNETTE IN A BLUE econo box w/an HD sticker at Billings Mobil on Labor Day. Were you checking my bike out or me? You hung out for a while, but never got out of your car. 4381 FRANK, KELLY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY, 9/11: I think you should dump your boring, clingy “girlfriend” and hook up w/fun, exciting, beautiful me. I’ve known you for years, but that is no excuse. 4379 HEY MUSKELUNGE: YOU MUST READ this paper. I’ve seen you riding your bike, can never catch up with you. Still looking? Get together? 4378 9/11, CITY HALL PARK: BENCH GODDESS/ vision w/sister/friend and infant. Me: one bench over trying to read paper. Where did you come from? How do I make contact? What was all over your hands? Please advise. 4377

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STATE STREET: YOU: GORGEOUS BLOND goddess. Me: so far away it hurts. Girl, you are amazing. 4374 I SPY MY HAPPY TREE FRIEND: I CAUGHT you a beautiful bass. Thanks for all you are. 4373 PAGING LISA: WE LEARNED OF THE similarities of our last names, me no P., at the Jimmy Smith show Will Call booth years ago. I’ve missed you everyday since I last saw you. 4372 I SPY A WITCHY AND KNOWLEDGEABLE person who can help me shield myself, through ritual, from a toxic person in mine and my daughter’s life. I hope you can help me buffer some of the negative energy coming our way. 4370

BETSEY, THE SCENERY WAS BEAUTIFUL, but your sexy smile is what I remember on the ferry. What color are your eyes? Let’s ride, see where the road takes us. I read your ad, I responded. Anything there? 4296 YOU: GI JOE HAIRCUT, FLORAL SHIRT, surly Swedish prick. Me: tired of 11 p.m. shadow, rum, bitterness, Styx, sasquatch back etc. Sauza time? 4292 T.H. IN CENTRAL VT: MISS THE PERSON I spent my birthday afternoon with. Miss our friendship even more, wish you did, too. Who else would know about your car from “Cobra”? Lonely without your laugh. 4289 YOU: CYCLING W/6-7 UVM M, 8/31 OR 9/1. Only your hips revealed your gender. Ride w/me. We’ll be two awesome F on bikes. Must want and give a post ride massage. 4284

ERIC: WE MET AT THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY Fair on Labor Day at Halvorson’s. You offered a little girl money for some rides. I liked you, want to see you again. 4369

BEARDED M W/SKI GOGGLES: SAW YOU at the gas station, then we played tag all the way down 89 to 91. Was riding in the minivan. Wanna grab a beer? 4280

VITAMIN WORLD, 9/5. YOU: THE GORgeous blond woman dressed in black. Shopping next to me. Me: wearing white shirt and tan baseball cap. I was behind you in line, you smiled at me as you passed. Your beauty left me speechless. 4367

CUTIE ARIES GIRL AT RECYCLE NORTH Building Supply w/ great tattoos. I’m the fumbling Virgo idiot w/great shoes who couldn’t ask you out for coffee. So, here goes. Wanna have coffee? 4279

9/15, WATERFRONT CAFE. YOU: INSPIRing brunette w/helmet/messenger bag eating ice cream w/friend. Me: blue-eyed, biracial long boarder. We exchanged smiles, but I missed my opportunity. Care for an ice-cream rendezvous? 4364 ASHA-7: I’M WAITING SO PATIENTLY but come on, hurry up and get here already! Foliage-shmoliage. Big waves, road trips, pre-season snow, sunshine, wine tasting, dog kisses, good beer and playtime await you! 4363 SKYA-GIRL: I CAN’T GET OVER YOUR silky, long, blonde hair. You’re the girl I’ve only imagined I would find, playful and cuddly, the best bed buddy ever! I even kinda like it when you bite me. Until we meet again. 4362 TO THE BROWN-HAIRED BOY W/BLACK glasses browsing vegetables at City Market. Me: Blonde/Redhead. We’d have beautiful children. I loved your white t-shirt/elbow sun tattoo. Any others? Wanted to ask you for a light outside, but was too shy. 4360 TALL, SPLENDID BEAUTY IN BARNES & Noble: Gracefully fingering mysteries. In parking lot a green Honda CR-V, elegantly smoking Sherman’s MCD. Me: smiling, brown eyes, graying hair, photographer’s vest, peace button, reading philosophy in B & N. Let’s chat. 4346 TO THE “QT” THAT WORKS HARD TO make this world a more beautiful place. You are the love of my life. You can trim my bush(es) anytime! 4344 PAPARAZZI AT BURLINGTON CHINESE take-out: Flashbulbs or spanks? I saw you taking snap shots as I left. How about getting together for film making or drinks, at least. 4343 I SPY A SUPER SEXY EX-MARINE W/AN ugly green hat and a purple car. You’re the coolest thing ever! 4299

HEIDI, THE NEURO-BIOLOGY MAJOR AT UVM: Shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond. You helped me pick the beech sheets. Me: dark hair, goatee. You: red hair and pretty. I think you’re really cool. I’d love to chat more over coffee. 4276 TO THE GUY WHO RETURNED MY FAVORite little red purse Sunday morning. May that karma come right back at you. Thank you. 4272 TO THE RED AND RAVEN-HAIRED MONKEY girl enjoying some ‘joy last night’. Are you a Catholic girl? We could rock! 4271 YOU: BEAUTIFUL BM SITTING ON MAIN St. Me: green shirt, you asked me where I got my pretty curls. I shouldn’t have walked away. Call me and I’ll buy you a coffee. 4267 BURLINGTON POLICE OFFICER: YOU came to my rescue twice on Clarke St. Single? There’s been newly discovered evidence in my bedroom. Back-up not required for this undercover operation. Still can’t crack this case? I’m your Marianne on Gilligan’s Island. 4266 9/5, YOU WERE THREE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS on Rt. 7 in Colchester in a Chevy Cavalier, copper color. The one in the back-seat caught my attention, we exchanged smiles, you really stayed on my mind. You had NY plates. 4265 TO THE HOTTIE-BOOMBOTTIE DRIVING the 85 vulva. I miss your pubic. sound sense of humor. We need to make a p.o.a asap! I heart you from MA. 4263 9/4, A PRETTY MOMMY WEARING A Yankees cap and sunglasses and coaxing 2 adorable little daughters up Mt. Philo. Grabbed my attention. Me: Exhausted daddy w/Red Sox cap and cranky 5-yearold. Cheer us up? 4262

9/5, AT THE FAIR: MAPLE COTTON CANDY line. I was blushing, but so were you. Me: long brown hair w/2 blondes. You: Magic Hat tee and a smile that got me. Could be fun, hope you call. 4260 LABOR DAY, 9/6: WE MET AT HALVORson’s Cafe at the Fairgrounds in Essex. We talked, went on a few rides and then parted ways. Me: petite blonde, wearing black and white striped shirt. You: mentioned a girlfriend but were clearly interested. 4259

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couples seeking... BIRACIAL CU, BBIWF AND BM SEEKING BIF and/or CU, D/D free, for socializing and maybe more. Inquire within. 4376

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PCU, 40+, ISO BIM TO EXPLORE SEXUAL 3-some w/in Burlington area. We are new to the experience and would like to be shown the ropes. We have lots of energy and hope for the same from you. Serious inquiries only. 3814 WE’LL WATCH YOU AND YOU CAN WATCH us, then we’ll see what happens next. Love playing outdoors. MACU, 55 and 45 years old, bi-curious, first time, seeking similar. 3800 CLEAN, SEXY, ACTIVE, GORGEOUS CU ISO fun, attractive, flirty F friend. A little extra around the waist is OK. 18-26, 420 friendly, camping, concerts and hanging out. Give us a call, let’s have fun together. 3795

women seeking... 39 YO, ATTRACTIVE BLONDE, 5’4”, MEDIUM-build. S, no children. Homeowner in Burling-ton. Educated, great sense of humor and very passionate. Looking for gentleman, 40+, who wants a companion for travel, fun or whatever. You pay expenses. MA OK. 4198 ATTRACTIVE, SWF, 36, IS LOOKING FOR attractive M for short or long-term sexual encounters. Clean/safe a must. Let’s talk! 4163 BLACK MEN BETWEEN THE AGES 25-36, nice-looking, clean, D/D-free, not on the down-low, to meet this 26 YO blonde and blue-eyed beauty. I have a sweet tooth for chocolate. Can you satisfy this craving? 3943 TWO 23 YO F’S SEEKING A M VALET. Experience preferred, desire to please a must. Should be able to accommodate our every need. 3895

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CU LOOKING TO SHARE SOME EROTIC fun w/BIF, CU w/BIF or CU 35 + in reasonable shape. Watch, foreplay, swap and other sensual ideas. D/D free. 4357

SWM, 30’S, LOOKING TO FULFILL FANTAsy. Looking for W, 45+, for adult encounters, no strings, just fun. Please help me make my fantasy a reality. 4380

MACU LOOKING FOR BIF, 18-40 YO FOR her pleasure. Only serious responses, please! 4302

MAWM SEEKING PLAY MATE: LADIES, are you not getting quality and/or quantity at home? Me either. Mid 40’s and eager to please women who are eager to be pleased. Oral is my specialty, but I’m full service. 4371

WE ARE LOOKING FOR OTHER CU’S/F’S for friendship w/benefits. Must be discreet, clean and D/D free. Age, race and size don’t matter. Can host or travel within reason. Will answer all responses. 4278 MACU, BIM, CURIOUS F, ISO CU OR BIM/F to join in some adult fun. Come join us and fulfill her curiosity. All calls will be answered. D/D free and must be discreet. 4275 30 AND 32 YO MACU, BOTH FIT AND fun, 420 more than OK, easy going. Looking for another CU near Plattsburgh to play on a somewhat regular basis. CU’s and F’s only, sorry guys! 4258 MAWCU, HAPPY, PLAYFUL, SEEKING adventurous BIM for discreet, sensual times. We are 40s and 50s seeking 20s50s. D/D free, clean, you be too. Smoker OK. 4253 KINKY FANTASY: ME: 24, HIM: 32. WE are looking for M 18-35 in Barre-area who enjoy’s receiving oral. I want to watch my boyfriend give another man oral and have you give him a facial. 3916

KINKY FANTASY! CUTE, 28 YO WM IN Burlington, seeking F for fantasy, fun, leather, whips, kinky outfits, very openminded. Me: clean, fun, tattoos, piercings. I desire to please. 4365 BISM, 57, TIRED OF SEARCHING THE NET: A bottom looking for guys who want to be serviced. Will please however you wish. Be in Burlington area. D/D free, very clean and discreet. 4359 ATTRACTIVE SWM, LOOKING FOR CU. 5’8”, 180 lbs., brown hair/eyes, athletic build, clean, NS. Looking for CU’s. Age, race unimportant. For mutual pleasure and fun. Call me! 4354 LOOKING FOR A BM. IF YOU ARE OUT there and between 40 and 52 YO and enjoy laughing, good food, movies, long drives and raining afternoons in bed, call me. 4277 LOOKING TO BE A PARTY TOY! CAN I jump out of a cake naked for you and your friends? Play spin the bottle and it always

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points at me? I’m 40, but smooth. Please call. 4274 47 YO SWM LOOKING FOR SOME ADULT fun w/single, older women, preferably D/D-free, clean and discreet. Summer is over and winter is coming. I will keep you warm. All calls returned. 4255 MAWM, 40’S, FIT, BI-CURIOUS, LOOKING for a fit M who likes the feeling of silk. Let’s dress up and explore each other. Discretion a must and D/D free. 4202 BIWM, 34 YO, FIT, 5’10”, 175 LBS. Eager to please young, fit, hot boy-toy. I love to suck , rim and bottom. My fantasy is a threesome w/two hot guys. Very discreet. 4192 PARDON ME WHILE I BURST INTO FLAMES. I’m a voluptuous, well-groomed, swimmerbodied, 20 YO SPM ISO sexual ecstasy. Loves to receive oral, CU, jaw-dropping F and groups a plenty. Willing to travel. 4185 SWM 50’s, SEEKS CU’S FOR CLEAN, SAFE and discreet adult pleasure. 4174 WPM, ARTIST, SEEKING W to try modeling for the first time. I’m an excellent artist and will draw you true to life. My blank canvas awaits your beauty. 4156 PWM, 25 YO, AVERAGE HEIGHT AND build. Seeking adventurous, outgoing F for no strings, discreet, adult fun. Discretion a must. Enjoyment of the outdoors and a willingness to try new things a +. 3957 A MASTER AT DISCIPLINE: HAVE YOU been a naughty girl? Do you need someone to discipline you? This ex-police officer/prison guard is looking to give you the attention you crave. 3940 MAWM, 30’S, ATTRACTIVE, NICE BODY, endowed/thick. Performing solo, ISO F or CU, height/weight proportionate, to watch and be watched. Maybe more taking it slow. D/D free. Expect same. Will answer all calls. 3926 BIWM, FIT, TRIM, SEXY, CREATIVE AND well endowed, 5’10”, 170, 43, eager to please same or younger, very fit, hung, hot, tops and groups. Name the game and get ready to play for hours. 3918 ATTRACTIVE SWM NEEDS TO EXPERIENCE something new. Me: 42, 185 lbs., 6 ft., br/br. You: anything but really heavy. CU, BIF, BIM. Teach me new things. Cleanliness and very discreet a must! Disease-free, you be the same. 3892 I’M AN OLDER TOP IN VERY, VERY GOOD shape w/a hairy chest. Looking for smooth bottoms for the ride of your life. I can go and go. Can you take it? Leave name and number, all calls returned. 3826 SWM ISO LONG OR SHORT-TERM SEXUAL encounters with horny SF, 18-45. Clean and discreet, safe sex a must. Asians and horny college coeds a plus. 3825 GWM, 60+, GREAT SHAPE, HUNG, HORNY ISO contacts in Burlington area must have own transport. Great oral and perhaps more. Your pleasure is my pleasure. 3823 I AM AN ATTRACTIVE MID-60s M IN CENTral Vermont looking for a friend for discreet erotic good times, as my wife has health issues which prevent intimacy. I am financially and emotionally stable. Drug, alcohol and smoke free. 3818

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MONTPELIER: At the intersection of Main and State Street, this four-story brick building includes a delightful first floor retail space and three floors of offices. The fourth floor has a great skylight and is serviced with central air conditioning. $795,000 Coldwell Banker Heney Realtors www.Heneyrealtors.com â€˘ 1-800-696-1456

4 commercial props. BURLINGTON: 139 Elmwood Ave. Approx. 500 sq. ft. Close to downtown, electric heat. $400/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. OFFICE CONDO FOR SALE: Beautiful, tasteful, 2000 sq. ft. sub-dividable space w/hdwd, seasonal lake views, central vac, elevator and ample parking. Outdoor activities at your finger tips; boating, biking, cross-country skiing. Why rent when you can buy? $149,000, Colchester. Call 524-9303. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1879 Williston Rd., east of Kennedy Dr., behind All American Fitness. 1900 sq. ft. office in newly redeveloped building. Good layout/access. Will build to suit tenant. Commercial/ industrial zone, plenty of parking. $12/sq. ft. NNN. Call Dave, Tin Box Company, 316-6452. parking/pool/secure elevator incl. 802-324-6593, Pete. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom house, downtown, 1.5-bath, walk to everything, W/D, gas heat, some parking, NS. Refs. $1375/mo. + utils. 865-0172. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom townhouse-style apt. 1.5-bath, W/D hookup. Quiet neighborhood. No pets. $1200/mo. + utils. 373-8048. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom, 2.5bath house in Lakewood Estates. Raised ranch w/2-car garage, deck, fireplace, quiet neighborhood. $1600/mo. + utils. + dep. NS. Pets neg. Call Sundance Services, 893-2348. BURLINGTON: 486 South Union. Clean, attractive 2-bedroom apt. Great neighborhood. Hdwd, front porch, basement w/W/D hookup. NS. Avail. 10/1. $1200/mo. + utils. 863-2619. BURLINGTON: 75 LaFountain St., 1-bedroom, 2nd-floor, balcony. Avail. 10/1. $675/mo. + utils. 236-5516, leave message. BURLINGTON: Avail. 10/1. Renovated, medium-sized 3-bedroom house. Hookups, enclosed porch and deck. Basement. 862-7467. BURLINGTON: Avail. now. Newly renovated home. 10 min. walk to UVM/downtown. On bus line, quiet neighborhood. 3-bedroom, 1-bath, living room, D/W, gas heat. NS/no pets. $1200/mo. + utils. + dep. + refs. 864-5657. BURLINGTON: Beautiful Redrocks townhouse condo. 4-bedroom, 3.5-bath incl. jacuzzi. Mins. from UVM/downtown. Open floor plan. Large rooms. Skylights, great deck, garage, some lake views. Avail. immediately. $2100/mo. Call 513-615-1858 or www.temmltd.com. BURLINGTON: Beautiful, renovated 2-bedroom condo, Horizon Heights. Deck, tennis, pool, carport, great location. NS/no dogs. $900/mo. + utils. 879-3965. BURLINGTON: Charming, antique carriage house seeks responsible persons for winter occupancy. Quiet New North End location. Close to town/bike path/lake. Furnished 2-bedroom, 2.5-bath, gas heat. TV/ceiling fans in living room/bedrooms. W/D. Spend a cozy winter w/me. $1200/mo. + utils. 802-658-8362. BURLINGTON: Commodore Point. 2-bedroom townhouse, 1-bath, W/D hookup, underground parking, storage, lake views. No pets. $1075/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: Downtown. 1-bedroom apt. in historic VT house, Flynn Theater block. Off-street parking, hdwd, laundry in building, D/W. Avail. now. $950/mo. incl. heat/A/C/water/garb-age. 324-8299 or 352-514-6905.

BURLINGTON: Downtown, nice 1bedrooms, $650-$950/mo.+. Also, downtown, very rough 2-bedroom, $900, heated! 2-bedroom townhouse, New North End, $900/mo.+. No dawgs. Lease + refs. req. Out of town 4+bedroom farmhouse and 1bedroom apts. also avail. Red E Rentals, 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Downtown, pristine 1-bedroom w/parking. $950/mo. +. Party-hardy $900/ mo., heated South End 1-bedroom w/parking, $675/mo. North End, quiet 1-bedroom $650/mo. +. No dogs, lease req. Red E Rental office, 138 Church St. 860-4641.

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YOU CAN! Tammy Hamilton Summit Financial Center 863-0403 x209 BURLINGTON: Hyde St. Large 1-2 bedroom. Eat-in kitchen, living room, 2-porches, yard, 9â€™ ceilings. Walking distance to town. N/S/no pets. Off-street parking, garage, storage avail. Lease + refs. + dep. $850/mo. + utils. Avail. 12/4. Call 201-206-8702. BURLINGTON: Hyde St. Spacious 4-5 bedroom, living room, dining room, eat-in kitchen, 2-porches, yard, 9â€™ ceilings. Walking distance to town. NS/no pets. Off-street parking, garage, storage avail. Lease + refs + dep. $1800/mo. + utils. Avail. 10/1. Call 201206-8702. BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom apt., top of Church St. Three-season porch, large kitchen, lots of closets, new tile bath, extra quiet, parking. $920/mo. incl. heat. 8720035. BURLINGTON: Large, sunny, 4bedroom w/2 porches, off-street parking, back yard, gas heat. $1400/mo. +. 865-8090, tango properties.info. BURLINGTON: Lovely house for rent. 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, fenced yard, quiet dead-end street w/many families. Mins. to downtown/waterfront. Avail. now. $1450/mo. Call Alex, 864-1105. BURLINGTON: Mature tenant wanted to rent gorgeous loft space. Entire floor w/2 beautiful rooms, skylights, shared kitchen and bath. New North End/bike path/Leddy Park. Great back yard. $550/mo. incl. utils. Please call 658-6060, ext.1010. Partial-year rentals OK. BURLINGTON: New North End, 33 Staniford, immaculate 3-bedroom house w/full basement, owneroccupied since new, modern appliances incl. W/D, yard. $1350/mo. + utils. No dogs, refs. req. Red E Rentals office, 138 Church St. 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Old North End. 2bedroom, $900/mo. Hdwd, offstreet parking, porch, NS/no pets. Call 899-5593.

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BURLINGTON: Conference room, lobby and three separate offices within space. Approx. 1260 sq. ft. Parking and heat incl. 862-1148, ext. 102. BURLINGTON: Main Street Landing Company has lovely waterfront space available to rent. Visit www.mainstreetlanding.com and click on â€œspace available.â€? Interested? Call Melinda at 802-864-7999. BURLINGTON: Professional office space avail. with parking. 100-3000 sq. ft. Call Ken at 865-3450. COLCHESTER: The Wright House has furnished, shared, part-time space, 3 days/week, for mental health professional. Large parking lot, easy access by car. Ongoing weekly peer collaboration group an option. Reasonable rent + shared expenses. Call 651-7502. SHELBURNE: Office space for rent, Healing In Common. Large, carpeted, handicap accessible, large windows, in a supportive environment with other healing practitioners. 985-8901, ask for Heather.

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ARTIST STUDIO/WORK SPACE: Heise Metal Sculpture on corner of Church and Maple St. Creative environment. Overhead door, excellent location. $475/mo. incl. utils. 862-8454 or 363-2114. BURLINGTON: 1700 sq. ft. store front. Ideal for retail/art space/living quarters/manufacturing. Rent negotiable. 233-2335. BURLINGTON: Looking for massage therapist to rent part-time 1.5 days in established holistic health care center. Convenient downtown location. Beautiful, light space. Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2, ask for Kristin. BURLINGTON: Parking spaces for rent. Quiet, safe lot on School St. $75/mo. Snow-removal incl. 865-3672. CHARLOTTE: Lake front, monthly, studio. Comes w/everything. $900/mo. neg. 425-4673. STUDIO/WORKSPACE + LIVING QUARTERS: Entire building on Rt. 100, Granville. Ground floor, 900 sq. ft. studio/shop/retail. Second floor, 800 sq. ft. studio apt. Avail. Nov. $850/mo. + utils. 496-3927. VERGENNES: Artistâ€™s or Artisanâ€™s studio space. On Otter Creek Falls, inspiring and unique location. 877-6879.

BURLINGTON: Pine St. 3-bedroom, hdwd, 1000 + sq. ft. Close to downtown. No pets. Gas heat/hot water. Avail. 10/1. $1100/mo. Steven, 865-2114. BURLINGTON: South End. 2-bedroom w/hdwd floors, except for tile in kitchen and bath. Gas heat, updated kitchen, off-street parking, coin-op laundry room. Avail. 11/1. $850/mo. +. 5788525 or celticprop@aol.com. BURLINGTON: Sunny 3-4 bedroom, off-street parking, 3-season porch, recently updated kitchen, pets neg. NS. Refs. req. $1300/ mo. Please call 864-4838 or 355-3116. CHARLOTTE: 1-bedroom apt. Convenient northeast Charlotte. Views, gardens and riverside trails. Private fieldstone patio entry. Seeking quiet, NS/no pets. $725/ mo. incl. utils. Call 734-1584. CHARLOTTE: 1-bedroom country home w/character, great views. Refs. req. Avail. 10/1. $950/mo. 425-6119, after 6 p.m. CHARLOTTE: 2-bedroom, 2-bath. Avail. Oct. 1. Large yard, beautiful views, propane heat. Pets neg. $950/mo. + utils. 862-1148. CHARLOTTE: Large 1-bedroom garage apt. Vaulted ceilings, walk to beach. $950/mo. incl. utils. + cable. Call 864-9899, ext. 1. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom, 1.5bath duplex. Full-basement, garage, fenced yard, W/D. $1200/mo. 482-3137. COLCHESTER: Avail. now. Pine Island Rd. $1250/mo. 2-bedroom house. Excellent condition, country setting, hdwd. Neville Companies Inc. 660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com. COLCHESTER: Duplex, 3-bedroom, gas heat/hot water, pantry area with W/D, parking, yard. No smoking/no dogs, other pets okay. $995/mo. + utils. 878-3550. COLCHESTER: Fort Ethan Allen. Beautiful, large 2-bedroom condo. Approx. 1400 sq. ft. 2-levels, 1.5bath. W/D. Quiet, plenty of parking. No pets. Lease. Avail. 10/1. $1250/mo. + utils. Jay, 863-4079, leave message.

COLCHESTER: Fully furnished, beautifully decorated 2-bedroom house, lake access and views on Porters Point. Recently renovated/ decorated. Avail. immediately through 6/30. $1500/mo. + utils. NS. Pets neg. Call Sundance Services, 893-2348. COLCHESTER: Rarely avail. Sunderland Woods townhouse. 2bedroom, 1.5-bath. New W/D. Carport, pool, tennis, etc. NS. Must see. Avail. 10/1. $1050/mo. + utils. Lease. 802-654-4500 ext. 277 or jbennett@coburnus.com. DUXBURY: 1-bedroom duplex. Large back yard, on Rte. 100. NS/no pets. $650/mo. incl. heat. Call James after 5 p.m., 223-6097. GEORGIA: Lakefront 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath house, custom built, fireplace, propane heat, very efficient, deck, screened porch, 1 car garage, great location. $1650/ mo. NS. Pets neg. Avail. immediately. Call Sundance Services, 893-2348. GRAND ISLE: Now accepting applications for 1, 2 & 3-bedroom apts., income limits apply. Contact Lake Champlain Housing Ventures, 220 Riverside Ave., Burlington, VT, 05401. TDD: TYY 863-5248, email shelbeb@ lchdc.org. Equal Housing Opportunity. HINESBURG: 1+bedroom studio apt. Beautiful, country-setting, partially furnished. Heat/power incl. $850/mo. 482-3137. HINESBURG: Avail. 10/1. Rt. 116, 2-bedroom, 1st-floor. $795/mo. Large unit, new carpet, new kitchen. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com. JERICHO: School house. 2-bedroom, W/D, barn, mountain views, wood stove, huge windows, 20 mins. to Burlington. $1600/mo. Call 899-2737. MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath duplex, full basement, large eat-in kitchen, private yard, pets neg. $800/mo. + utils. + dep. 2 miles off exit 17. Call Sundance Services, 893-2348.

No pets means no pets! Even if you call it a service or support animal. The rule is still no pets!

If a landlord has said these words, you may have been discriminated against. Vermontâ€™s Fair Housing laws protect people from illegal discrimination based on their race, color, sex, religion, national origin, disability, age, marital status, sexual orientation, because you have minor children or because you receive public assistance (Welfare, SSI, Section 8). If you believe that you have been discriminated against, you should call: Vermont Human Rights Commission (800) 416-2010 Voice/TDD (802) 828-2480 Voice/TDD

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SPACEFINDER SHELBURNE VILLAGE: Quiet 1bedroom apt. Hdwd, remodeled bath, off-street parking. Very clean. $800/mo. incl. utils. Cable access. 985-2533, ext. 12 or 9858386, ask for Stuart Bennett from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2-bath, secure building w/underground parking. Fully applianced, incl. W/D, A/C. Heat/hot water incl. in rent. $1100/mo. Call Lee, 655-3333, ext. 49. RE/MAX North. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo, newly renovated, W/D. Pets OK. Avail. immediately. $1150/mo. + utils. 802-238-9234. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5 baths. Great location, washer/dryer. No pets/smoking. $1200/mo. + utils. Avail now. David, 802-985-3303. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 3+ bedroom house, large sunny kitchen, 1.5 baths, Rice High School neighborhood. Lease. Pets? $1350/mo. 425-5048. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Beautiful and unique 3-bedroom, end unit Stonehedge townhouse, great location. 2.5-bath, decks, W/D, microwave, carport, tennis/pool. NS/no dogs. Avail. immediately. Lease + refs. + dep. $1300/mo. + utils. 482-2394. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Ground floor, 1-bedroom, on bus line, 1-car parking. No pets. $650/mo. + utils. 862-9404. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Stonehedge. Great 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath townhouse. W/D, car port, adjacent to park. Avail. Sept./Oct. $1300/mo. 802-860-3923. SOUTH HERO: Lakefront house. 2bedroom w/waterfront. Beautiful sunsets, 20 mins. to Burlington. Furnished, NS/no pets. Avail. Sept. through June. $1100/mo. + utils. 899-3730 or visit www.lakechamp lainrental .com. UNDERHILL: 2-bedroom house, central heating/oil. Plenty of parking. Silly Hill Rd. $950/mo. + sec. dep. + 1-year lease. No pets. 655-2544 or 655-1960. UNDERHILL CENTER: 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, renovated farmhouse on 3 acres. Beautiful views, skylights, modern kitchen, W/D hookup, 25 mins. to Burlington with lots of VT charm. NS/no pets. $1000/mo. + utils. 578-2994.

STOP PAYING RENT! Ask me how! Tammy Hamilton Summit Financial Center 863-0403 x209 MONKTON: Farmhouse, 3-4 bedrooms w/renovated kitchen. 1bath. 90 acres, gardens, pond. Long-term tenants/neighbors w/interest in living on working veggie farm. $1200/mo. + utils. NS. Pets neg. Avail. 11/1. 453-6160. MONTPELIER: 1-bedroom apt., first-floor, Pergo flooring, W/D, sunny and bright. Walking distance to downtown, off-street parking. $675/mo. + utils. 310-4205. MONTPELIER: 1-bedroom apt., third-floor, all wood floors, W/D, private deck, walking distance to downtown, fireplace. Off-street parking. Sunny and bright. $750/ mo. + utils. Avail. 10/5. 310-4205. MONTPELIER: 2-bedroom, newly renovated, W/D, D/W, deck, sunny. Close to downtown. NS. $775/mo. + heat + elec. + lease. 272-7399. MONTPELIER: 3-bedroom, parking/plowing/garbage removal, laundry hook-up, yard. $900/mo. + utils. 223-7254. MORETOWN VILLAGE: 1-bedroom overlooking Mad River. Yard, large deck, gas heat, soak tub. $750/mo. 802-496-3980. NORTH FERRISBURGH: Sunny farmhouse surrounded by organic dairy farm. Close to lake/Lewis Creek. 3-bedroom, 2-bath, wood floors, stainless kitchen. Most pets OK. NS. $1350/mo. Avail. 10/4. 6 mo. min. 425-7070. RICHMOND: 2-bedroom w/porch, laundry facilities. $850/mo. + sec. Heat/hot water incl. NS/no pets. Avail. 10/1. 985-4089. RICHMOND: 2-bedroom, yard, walk to village, close to I-89. NS. W/D, $900/mo. + utils. (802) 244-5308. SHELBURNE: Country setting on 5-acres, 2-bedroom apt. full bath, large kitchen and living room w/wood stove. W/D hook up. Near village, yet easy commute to Burlington. Flexible lease. $800/mo. + utils. 985-8532.

VERGENNES: 1-bedroom, 2floors, spacious, loft-like living room, barn, porch, dry basement, yard, quiet street, great light, washer hook-up. Avail. Sept. $700/mo. 877-2042, 718-3051857 or psmeraldo@hotmail.com. VERGENNES: Sunny Main St. 1bedroom overlooking the park, attached study, hdwd, high ceiling. $650/mo. + dep. Avail. now. 877-6879. VERGENNES: Sunny, spacious 2bedroom apt. in lovely Victorian home. $650/mo. + elec./heat. NS/no pets. Call Lynne, 917623-0245. WESTFORD: Large 4-bedroom, in duplex. 10-acre country setting, hdwd. $1250/mo. + utils., lease + dep. 802-849-6807. WESTFORD: Large, clean, unfurnished 1-bedroom apt. in private home. Quiet, secluded country. Private entrances, patio, rubbish removal, sat. TV, heated, shared laundry. $525/mo. + 1/2 elec. Dep. + refs. NS/drugs/pets. 879-1841.

WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom. $600/mo. + gas heat/electric. Well-insulated. 1-car off-street parking. Cats OK. Friendly neighbors/safe neighborhood, across from St. Francis School, corner W. Spring/Weaver. NS. 863-6147 or ajudson@smcvt.edu. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom apt., neat and clean. Across from church. Off-street parking, on bus line. $750/mo. + utils. Call 233-5549 or 658-7914, evenings. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom, heat/hot water incl., parking, laundry, clean, near bus/university. NS/no pets. $715/mo. and $790/mo. 233-1150. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom remodeled apt. Tile, hdwd, ceiling fan, D/W, sharp-looking. $850/mo. 655-0229. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, wall-towall carpeting, convenient location, off-street parking, on bus line, gas heat/hot water. Pets neg. Avail. 11/1. $750/mo. + utils. 862-6810.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, wood floors, tin ceilings, garage, fullbasement, great condition, W/D. Quiet neighborhood. $1100/mo. + utils. Call Lee, 655-3333 ext. 49. Re/Max North. WINOOSKI: 5 min. to UVM/St. Michael’s. Spacious, new carpet, freshly painted, very clean, bright, 3-bedroom, incl. heat/hot water, on bus line. $1150/mo. Parking, no pets. 878-8548. WINOOSKI: 86 Malletts Bay Ave. 2-bedroom house, renovated and updated, W/D in basement, gas heat/hot water, front porch, 2level back deck. Cat OK. $850/ mo. + utils. Lease + sec. 373-4123. WINOOSKI: Sweet 2-bedroom apt. Nice neighborhood, 2-floors, basement storage, off-street parking, garden space, gas heat, W/D hookups. NS/no pets. Avail. 10/1. $900/mo. + utils. + dep. Call 878-7514.

$330,000

PORT HENRY: Lovely 4BR vintage home with lakeviews. Stone construction, beautiful woodwork and fireplace enhance the Old World charm of this home. Formal DR with built-in credenza, French doors open to covered veranda. Detached barn would be ideal studio or convert to guest house. Just minutes from Champlain Bridge. $159,900 Realty Results 518-546-3000 • www.realty-results.com

BURLINGTON: 388 College St. Apt. 5. 1-bedroom condo. Avail. immediately until May. Fully furnished. $525/mo. + utils. Contact Casey, 315-651-2905. BURLINGTON: Downtown, Main St. Studio w/loft. $625/mo. + utils. Avail. now through December 31. 978-821-2258. BURLINGTON: Sublet 1-bedroom Colchester Ave. apt. Avail. November 2004 - May 2005. Fully furnished, hdwd, eat-in kitchen, porch, off-street parking. Contact Kristin, 802-598-1266.

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HOMEWORKS HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+BR. Steam-boat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-toceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres.

WINOOSKI/COLCHESTER: Spacious 1-bedroom, hdwd, large yard, garage-storage, sun porch, quiet area, completely renovated. Pets neg. Avail. 10/1. $825/mo. incl. heat. 878-7736.

WILLISTON: Completely remodeled 4BR home! Beech HW floors, tile, granite kitchen island, cherry cabinets, Anderson Windows, & more! $359,000

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PORT HENRY: Superb business opportunity! 1873 brick church converted to operating restaurant and pizzeria. 40 seat dining room, two full bars, special function room, complete with vaulted ceilings and stained glass windows. Sold with furnishings, inventory, etc. Also outlet for NYS Lottery/ Quick Draw. Must see! $179,900 Realty Results 518-546-3000 • www.realty-results.com

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WATERBURY: Open spaced interior, garage, 3BR and 3 baths. Beautiful views of the Green Mountains and Mt. Mansfield on the large deck. Double-sided fireplace in living room and master bedroom. Large family room and yard for your family. Exclusive $275,000 Peggy Smith • Carlson Real Estate 802-253-7358 CHARLOTTE: Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 georgian-style former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens. Foulsham Farms Real Estate 861-7537 • www.foulshamfarms.com

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new price! COMMERCIAL/RESIDENTIAL NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724.

ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864. Large corner lot. 3+bedroom, 2-bath, 1.5story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802-723-4551.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. Additional info at www.picketfence preview.com. $315,000. 802-899-2727.

NORTH HERO: Hillside ranch w/deeded lake access on 10-acres. 3-bedroom and 3-baths. Open floor plan, 1700 sq. ft. of finished living area on first level. Full basement w/ walkout. $269,000. Call 802-372-5811.

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HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1full bath master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+-bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/ basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

BURLINGTON: A rare find! City living w/country privacy. 2000 sq. ft. w/2-4 bedrooms, 1 1/3-bath, finished basement, huge breezeway, attached garage. Very large, private, fenced back yard. Mature landscaping surrounds your splitlevel deck and 28 ft. Doughboy pool w/6’ deep center. Expansion or multi-unit possibilities. $283,000. 863-5704.

SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3-bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized-lot, dog-friendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $269,000, motivated. 802-985-9827 or 802373-9169, ask for Franki.

MIDDLEBURY: Open house, Sat. 7/24. State of the art, 2400 sq.ft., 3-bedroom home w/spectacular views of the Adirondacks. Conveniently located 1-mile north of Middlebury on private drive, off route 7. Specs incl. 29 windows, French doors, bamboo floors, tile bath, stainless steel appliances, maple cabinets and soap-stone countertops. August completion. House located on Grandview Dr. On left if heading north, look for open house signs. For more info, call 307-690-5675.

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UNDER CONTRACT BURLINGTON: Green St. duplex. Recently painted, hdwd, large windows. 2-bedroom. Vacant September. 3bedroom occupied by professionals. Wiring, insulation updated, hard-wired smokes. Separate utils. W/D hook-ups. Plenty of parking. $269,900. Blake, (802)373-7435.

WATERBURY CTR.: Restored 3200 sq. ft., circa 1870s, former B&B. 4/5-bedroom, 2 LR, second-floor family room w/ skylights. Green-house dining area, cherry kitchen, new appliances. Gorgeous views. Mins. from Stowe, I-89. $349,000. Eric, 802-355-9213, ericparker. esq@verizon.net.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath condo offers easy living or excellent rents. Quietly tucked off Main St., 1.5 blocks to downtown, efficient, new carpet, parking, low expenses. Great investment at $129,500. 598-8578.

MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 11/2 story 2-car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

UNDER CONTRACT BURLINGTON: Appletree Point townhouse, sale by owner. Sunny end unit, new furnace, appliances, A/C. 3 bedrooms 3 baths, fireplace, private beach, pools, more $229,900. Call 865-6268.

BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com.

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HUNTINGTON: 1.1 acres on main road. Asking $124,900. Gorgeous views. Incl. single wide residence, partial basement, 2 car garage, dry well, septic, newly drilled well and many extras. 434-4539.

MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3,200 sq. ft. Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+-car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745.

MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, between exits 17 and 18, by Lake Arrowhead. Large offroad lot. Hdwd, wood stove, deck, partially finished basement w/room to grow. $154,900. 893-4331.

BURLINGTON: Duplex, 57 Intervale Ave. Completely updated and nice cash flow. 2-bedroom and snazzy studio w/certificates of compliance. $210,000. More info at www.TangoProperties.info. 865 8090.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom family home for sale. 1636 sq. ft. on Marble Ave. in the South End. Long driveway, enclosed porch, rear deck, appliances, gas heat. Energy-efficient cozy home close to everything w/lake views. Dreamer@oly pen.com, 864-2105 evenings.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, PORT HENRY, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, near-by golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate. Asking $795,000. 518-546-7456.

MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of well-maintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043.

WEST GLOVER: 2-bedroom home, 11.97 acres, w/log shop/studio building w/ heat/electricity. Private, views of Mt. Mansfield. Established herb/perennial gardens. $159,000. For more info: www.vtliving.com/godfrey.

CHARLOTTE Home. Lake access. $795,000. Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. 802-425-5250.

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WILLISTON: 2-bedroom house, large garage, high ceiling, Rinnai heat, organic garden, mature trees, .40 acre. Close to I-89. 10 mins. to downtown Burlington. $121,500. 872-0386

JEFFERSONVILLE: 32 acres, awesome views. End of road. Near Smuggler’s Notch or backcountry ski out your door. Improvements. Covenants. Owner financing. $289,000. 802-355-6998.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

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ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling “lighthouse” home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/Adirondack Mountains. Beach/lake access. $425,000. Bill and Shari, 759-2985. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath condo offers easy living or excellent rents. Quietly tucked off Main St., 1.5 blocks to downtown, efficient, new carpet, parking, low expenses. Great investment at $129,500. 598-8578. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom family home for sale. 1636 sq. ft. on Marble Ave. in the South End. Long driveway, enclosed porch, rear deck, appliances, gas heat. Energy-efficient cozy home close to everything w/lake views. Dreamer@olypen.com, 864-2105 evenings. BURLINGTON: A rare find! City living w/country privacy. 2000 sq. ft. w/2-4 bedrooms, 1 1/3-bath, finished basement, huge breezeway, attached garage. Very large, private, fenced back yard. Mature landscaping surrounds your splitlevel deck and 28 ft. Doughboy pool w/6’ deep center. Expansion or multi-unit possibilities. $283,000. 863-5704. BURLINGTON: Appletree Point townhouse, sale by owner. Sunny end unit, new furnace, appliances, A/C. 3-bedrooms, 3-baths, fireplace, private beach, pools, more. $229,900. Call 865-6268. BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com. BURLINGTON: Green St. duplex. Recently painted, hdwd, large windows. 2-bedroom. Vacant September. 3-bedroom occupied by professionals. Wiring, insulation updated, hard-wired smokes. Separate utils. W/D hook-ups. Plenty of parking. $269,900. Blake, (802)373-7435. CHARLOTTE home: Lake access. $795,000. Lake Champlain views/ access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. 802425-5250. COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

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ENOSBURG FALLS: Old Stagecoach Inn on the Boston Post Rd. 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, formal dining w/Rumford fireplace, hdwd, gorgeous woodwork, open staircase. New birch kitchen cabinets, new energy-efficient windows, 2car detached garage w/heated office. Large barn on 5+acres w/spring-fed swimming pond. Awesome mountain views, yet close to town. Asking $239,900. (802) 933-6989. ESSEX JCT.: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. w/finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2.5-3.5 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, W/D upstairs, x-large master bedroom and closet. Master bath w/jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color and appliances. $285,000. 878-2880. FOR SALE: A 1996 Claridge, Skyline 3-bedroom, 2-bath mobile home in excellent condition, located in a Berlin mobile home park in Berlin, Vermont. W/D, stove, A/C, refrigerator, window treatments. Asking $34,500. Reason for selling: relocating. 802-229-2366. GRAND ISLE: Charming farmhouse, 4+ bedroom, dining room w/built-in hutch, kitchen w/breakfast bar, large living room, playroom and sunroom. All completely remodeled in 2000. A must see to appreciate! Open house Saturday and Sunday, September 11 and 12, 1-3 p.m. $198,500. 372-8464.

HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+bedroom. Steamboat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-to-ceiling French doors leading to large wrap-around porches. Large 2level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537. HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1-full bath, 3bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1-full bath, master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583. IDEAL CONDO: FULLY DETACHED BURLINGTON NORTH END HOUSE: Renovated 1890’s 3-bedroom house occupies same property w/another separate home. Condo arrangement resembles private home ownership. Upstairs: 2bedrooms, bathroom. Downstairs: eat-in kitchen, W/D hook-up, living room, bedroom/den/office. Private back yard. Dry basement. Many improvements. Newly painted. $155,000. 425-3551. ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864. Large corner lot. 3+bedroom, 2bath, 1.5-story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802-723-4551. JEFFERSONVILLE: 32 acres, awesome views. End of road. Near Smuggler’s Notch or backcountry ski out your door. Improvements. Covenants. Owner financing. $289,000. 802-355-6998.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalettype home w/4-bedrooms, 2baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2-car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@ msn.com. LAKE CHAMPLAIN, PORT HENRY, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, nearby golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate. Asking $795,000. 518-546-7456. MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.malletts baylakefront.com. MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3200 sq. ft. Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745. MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, between exits 17 and 18, by Lake Arrowhead. Large off-road lot. Hdwd, wood stove, deck, partially finished basement w/room to grow. $154,900. 893-4331.

New Homes Coming Soon: The following newly-constructed properties will be offered for sale by BCLT. Some units are expected to be completed this fall; some will be built later in the year. Prices will range from $170,000-$200,000 before a grant. Grants for eligible buyers will reduce these prices by approximately $20,000. All details are subject to change. • JERICHO: two 3-bedroom, 1-bath "single family attached" homes with full basements and one additional unfinished bath. The homes will not share walls but will be connected by a carport. • ST. ALBANS: five 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath single family homes, with full basements, in St. Albans City. • SWANTON: at least four, and up to eight 3-bedroom, 2-bath single family homes. • SHELBURNE: at least ten 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath attached and detached single-level homes with garages. • BURLINGTON: one 3-bedroom, 2-bath home in the Old North End. Contact Brandy @ 864-2620 for more information. Check www.getahome.org for updates.

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MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4-bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of well-maintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043.

MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4bedroom, 2.5-bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 11/2 story 2-car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

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GRAND ISLE: Charming farmhouse, 4+bedroom, dining room w/built-in hutch, kitchen w/breakfast bar, large living room, playroom and sunroom. All completely remodeled in 2000. A must see to appreciate! Open house Saturday and Sunday, September 11 and 12, 1-3 p.m. $198,500. 372-8464.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalettype home w/4-bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2- car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/ lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

COLCHESTER: Custom Timberframe Federal Colonial. 230 Brick Yard Rd. $579,000. Exclusive neighborhood, built 1998, 3.6-acres, 2500 sq. ft., 3- bedrooms, 2.5-baths, granite counters, slate and wide plank floors, exposed beams, Rumford fireplace, 9-foot ceilings, fir timber/mahogany deck with 8-person hot tub, extensive landscaping with stone walls and lighting, 2-car attached garage. 802-893-8647 or 802-578-2061. Email safezee@together.net.

IDEAL CONDO: FULLY DETACHED BURLINGTON NORTH END HOUSE: Renovated 1890’s 3-bedroom house occupies same property w/another separate home. Condo arrangement resembles private home ownership. Upstairs: 2-bedrooms, bathroom. Downstairs: eat-in kitchen, W/D hook-up, living room, bedroom/den/ office. Private back yard. Dry basement. Many improvements. Newly painted. $155,000. 425-3551.

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbay lakefront.com.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling “lighthouse” home with 1100 sq. ft. wraparound deck overlooking Lake Champlain/Adirondack Mountains. Beach/lake access. Addison, Vermont, $425,000, Bill and Shari 759-2985.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. with finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 - 3 1/2 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, washer & dryer upstairs, xlarge master bedroom and closet. Master bath with jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color & appliances. $285,000. 878-2880.

NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, waterfront, lake views. Many recent improvements incl. hdwd, roof, kitchen, water-heater, Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient windows. Large deck. $187,900. 598-7919.

WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of living space in this 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard. Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

SHELBURNE: Hillside ranch in the heart of Shelburne Village, quiet cul-de-sac, close to stores/school. 2240 sq. ft, full finished basement. 4-bedrooms, 2 fireplaces, family room, deck, garage, workshops, hdwd, 1.5 baths, ceiling fan, all kitchen appliances. $229,900. 9853936 or 238-1551

ENOSBURG FALLS: Old Stage-coach Inn on the Boston Post Rd. 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, formal dining w/Rumford fireplace, hdwd, gorgeous woodwork, open staircase. New birch kitchen cabinets, new energyefficient windows, 2-car detached garage w/heated office. Large barn on 5+acres w/spring-fed swimming pond. Awesome mountain views, yet close to town. Asking $239,900. (802) 933-6989.

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FOR SALE: A 1996 Claridge, Skyline 3-bedroom, 2-bath mobile home in excellent condition, located in a Berlin mobile home park in Berlin, Vermont. W/D, stove, A/C, refrigerator, window-treatments. Asking $34,500. Reason for selling: relocating. 802-229-2366.

WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3BR, Gambrel built, 1975. Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 1.5 bath, updated septic, attached 3 season sunroom. Located 2 mi. from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture, freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell! Price reduction. Make an offer, must sell. $160,000

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This lovely lakefront 2-bdrm home with an additional 2-3 bdrm cottage is within walking distance of the ferry. $290,000.

NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73-acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Peak Ski Area. Features include: laundry room, walk-out basement, mud room, office, cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, Hemlock floors and wrap-around porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000. (802)326-3093. NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724. NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, waterfront, lake views. Many recent improvements incl. hdwd, roof, kitchen, water-heater, Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient windows. Large deck. $187,900. 598-7919. NORTH HERO: Hillside ranch w/deeded lake access on 10-acres. 3-bedroom and 3-baths. Open floor plan, 1700 sq. ft. of finished living area on first level. Full basement w/walkout. $269,000. Call 802-372-5811. OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646. SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617. SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3-bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dog-friendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $269,900, motivated. 802-985-9827 or 802373-9169, ask for Franki. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Stonehedge townhouse. Great 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, car port, deck, next to park. $193,000. 862-3923 or 617-242-9335. UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802-899-2727. Additional info at www.picketfencepreview.com. WATERBURY CTR.: Restored 3200 sq. ft., circa 1870s, former B & B. 4/5-bedroom, 2 LR, second-floor family room w/skylights. Greenhouse dining area, cherry kitchen, new appliances. Gorgeous views. Mins. from Stowe, I-89. $349,000. Eric, 802-355-9213, ericparker. esq@verizon.net. WEST GLOVER: 2-bedroom home, 11.97 acres, w/log shop/studio building w/heat/electricity. Private, views of Mt. Mansfield. Established herb/perennial gardens. $159,000. For more info: www.vtliving.com/godfrey or call 802-525-9967. WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3-bedroom, Gambrel built, 1975. Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 3-bedrooms, 1.5-bath, updated septic and attached 3-season sunroom. Located 2 miles from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture & freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell! Price reduction, $160,000. Make an offer, must sell! D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641. WILLISTON: 2-bedroom house, high ceiling, Rinnai heat, organic garden, large garage, mature trees, .40 acre. Close to I-89. 10 mins. to downtown Burlington. $121,500. 872-0386.

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WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of living space in this 4bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard. Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

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HINESBURG: Nearly 4-acres wooded building lot on shared road w/walking access to Lake Iroquois. Permitting process and survey almost complete. Dowser has located a good well site. $115,000. Call Steve or Lisa, 482-6021. HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits. Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652. LINCOLN: Nice 1-acre lot across from the Green Mountain National Forest. Road frontage, power, septic plan avail. $52,000. Call 802879-6578.

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32 YO SINGLE MOM, new to NA/AA, seeks help to find temporary sober living space ASAP for myself, dog and cats. Email, crystal vt@hotmail.com or leave message, 434-8647. Need cheap rent, will help w/chores.

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WEEKLY LODGING: Europeanstyle and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $200/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388 or 324-3291.

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BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, close to hospital/downtown. Neat and clean. $500/mo. Call 233-5549 or 658-7914, evenings. BURLINGTON: South End, 1-bedroom, pvt. entrance/bathroom. Storage. No smoking. $350/mo., utils. incl. 865-0697. HINESBURG: Farmhouse, shortterm room rental. 8 weeks, $125/week. Sunny room, own heat, jacuzzi, private entrance, share kitchen/bath. Partially furnished. Avail. now. 482-7082. NS. WINOOSKI: 2 spaces for rent to grads. Single large room, 14 x 17 for 1-person. Separate entrance, shared bath. $400/mo. Second space, 2-bedroom fully furnished. NS/no pets. Refs. $1000/mo. Avail. immediately. 847-7754 or 355-2228, #425 Alane.

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FAYSTON: Bragg Hill. Christmas rental. Wood stove, indoor/outdoor jacuzzi. Privacy, views. 3-baths. Sleeps nine. $2000. 802-496-3980. LAST MINUTE VACATION: Great deal! Playa Grande Resort (www.playagranderesort.com), Cabo San Lucas. 1 studio, sleeps 4, $850. 1 master suite, 2-bath, sleeps 5, $1100. Call Will or Lisa, 877-259-5376. STOWE AND SOUTH HERO: Fall foliage rental. Overlooking mountain/lake/colorful views. All amenities. Daily, weekend, weekly. Some ski weeks still avail. 372-4581.

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BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. immediately! Beautiful, spacious 3-bedroom house w/2 prof. M. Fireplace, shared office/guest room, attic, basement, laundry, large yard. Close to downtown, UVM, hospital, I89. $535/mo. + utils. 658-7422. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in spacious single-family home. 2full baths, laundry, deck, yard, near lake, on bike path. Large kitchen, wood stove. Avail. 10/1. 578-3501. BURLINGTON: Downtown. Mature feminist woman for cooperative, clean, beautiful house and garden. No messes, smoking, pets. $400/mo. +. Call 860-6828. BURLINGTON: Hdwd, W/D, offstreet parking, wood stove, gas range. 2 roommates, F and M, looking for prof./grad./med. student-type. $500/mo. 5788719. BURLINGTON: Housemate wanted to share quiet South End 3bedroom house w/2 other people. W/D. NS. Furnished, parking. $495/mo. incl. utils. 658-3932. BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom avail. 10/15. Beautiful, historically restored 3-bedroom apt. w/hdwd, W/D, D/W, 1.5-bath, shared office/studio, parking, yard, porch, workshop. 2 levels. Share w/1 creative prof. M, 2 cats. $800/mo. incl. heat. Lease + dep. 238-3228 or 862-3737. BURLINGTON: Large, sunny bedroom avail. in unbelievably beautiful, clean, quiet 4-bedroom house with W/D, large kitchen, garden. No pets, kegs. $387.50/ mo.+. Avail. 10/1. Erin, 318-8716. BURLINGTON: M/F prof./grad. Clean, quiet New North End, W/D, storage, cable, parking. Cat OK. $400/mo. + utils. + dep. Call Lee, 734-7491. BURLINGTON: NS housemate for an unfurnished house, 312 South Winooski. Wood floors. Avail. immediately. $550/mo. incl. utils. Call 802-864-1119. BURLINGTON: Park St. 2-bedroom apt. to share. Clean and comfortable surroundings for the right relaxed and responsible person. Laundry, cable, storage. $450/mo. for all. No security. Rick, 658-4774. BURLINGTON: Responsible roommate wanted for large house. On bike path, private beach, quiet neighborhood, real nice. NS/no pets. $420/mo. incl. all, Internet/ phone. John, 864-3412 leave message. BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted for sunny, 3-bedroom, 2nd-floor apt. Hdwd, porch, W/D, parking, walk to UVM/downtown. Good price. Grad studs/professionals pref. 865-9645. BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted to share 2-bedroom apt. Neat, clean, quiet, close to UVM/downtown. No lease, no dep. $500/mo. incl. utils. Call Dan, 324-7018. BURLINGTON: Share beautiful 2bedroom Ledgewood condo w/F grad. student and her dog. Mins. from UVM/downtown. Walk to Oakledge Park/lake/bike path. Peaceful setting close to everything. $600/mo. + utils. 862-4944. BURLINGTON: Woman, boy, cat seek nonsmoking, friendly, responsible housemate. Sunny, homey atmosphere, hdwd, W/D, parking. Great location. Avail. now. $495/ mo., incl. all but phone. 658-6108.

Home Sharing Active, independent woman in Williston seeks handy, responsible person to share her farmhouse in exchange for assisting with indoor/outdoor chores and outdoor animals. Call HomeShare Vermont at (802) 863-0274 or visit www.HomeShareVermont.org EHO

Colchester Red Rocks Point

$769,900. Two sandy beaches with 26+ acres to enjoy with this 2885 sq. ft. contemporary cape. Light and roomy home with large yard. 3 bedroom, 3 bath w/ 2 car garage and barn. Only 5 minutes from Exit 17. Subdivision potential. Motivated seller.

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CAMBRIDGE AREA: Cozy cabin with sleeping loft. Secluded, wooded, ski trails, garden space. Prefer 35+ prof. or artist. Share kitchen/bath. $350/mo. + utils. Call 644-2735.

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COLCHESTER: Near drive-in and P&C. Gay-friendly, cat-friendly F wanted to share 2-bedroom apt. w/30 YO, NS, GPF. W/D, parking, cable, 1/2 Internet optional. $450/ mo. + utils. + dep. Avail. immediately. Beth, 864-9876 after 5:30 p.m. COLCHESTER: PF only to share quiet 2-bedroom apt. NS/no pets. W/D, yard, parking. $375/mo. + 1/2 utils. 864-4349. ESSEX CENTER: Large, old farmhouse, conveniently located, new kitchen. No pets. Unfurnished rooms, $375/mo. each. Furnished 2-room suite, $450/mo. refs. + dep. + first + last. 879-9486. ESSEX JCT: Prof./grad F to share large, 4-bedroom house, 3-full bath. W/D, pool, yard, nice location, NS only. No pets. $400/mo. incl. all utils and cable. 879-4226. HINESBURG: Country home, 11 miles to U-Mall. Cable/Internet, W/D, small pets OK, student/prof. Automotive or Internet entrepreneurs encouraged. 2 rooms avail. $550/mo. + dep. + 1/4 utils. 482-6461. HINESBURG: Farmhouse, beautiful country location. Large bedroom, private bathroom, clean, neat housemates looking for same. DSL, W/D. $485/mo. incl. all. 578-2795. HUNTINGTON: Seeking NS,M/F, prof. to share new home, garage parking, private bath, W/D, peaceful setting, hiking, skiing minutes away. $700/mo. utils. included. 434-5506. MILTON: Prof/grad. student, open-minded, mature, quiet. Own bath, shared-kitchen, multi-pet. NS. $400/mo. + utils. Dep. + refs. req. 893-8148. MONKTON: Kind, conscientious, cat-loving F wanted to share mostly furnished 2-bedroom farmhouse. $300/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call Laura, 453-5352. RICHMOND: Looking to share a wonderful 3-bedroom, 2-bath home. Great location, 5 min. to 89. Quiet, good amount of living space, brook, garden, etc. $485/mo. + utils. NS, please. 864-1989. S. BURLINGTON: Share elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. home. Views, amenities, gardening, shop. Mature, active, fit, professional woman sought for long-term rent/buy co-housing options. 8643330, rick@rickhubbard.org. SHELBURNE/S. BURLINGTON: Share 1/2 of large 4-bedroom condo w/prof. F. Large, private suite w/full bath, own phone. Amenities, privacy. Avail. 9/1. $675/mo. +. 802-238-9107. SOUTH BURLINGTON: F 21 and M 24, looking for mature, respectful and fun M/F, 18-28, to share 3bedroom, 2-bath apt. located 1mile from UVM on Williston Rd. Water incl. W/D, off-street parking. $400/mo. + sec. + 1/3 utils. Avail. 10/1. Ask for Corin, 864-3113. SOUTH BURLINGTON: GM looking for prof. F/M to share 2-bedroom townhouse. W/D, parking, quiet neighborhood. NS/no pets. Avail. now. $500/mo. inclusive + phone. 658-2080. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Housemate wanted for spectacular condo. Minutes from UVM/FAHC/downtown. Private parking, trash, snow removal, pool, tennis, deck, bike path. Fabulous x-country skiing. $650/mo. + utils. Stacie, 598-3920.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Prof. F looking to rent downstairs of large contemporary house, separate entrance, large private family room, bedroom, bath. $700/mo. + utils. + cable. Call 655-5600, after 6 p.m. WATERBURY: Share 2-bedroom condo, W/D, some storage. 30 min. to Sugarbush/Burlington. $475/mo. + 1/2 utils. 793-0982.

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BURLINGTON: Responsible, quiet prof./grad student to share pleasant Cape-style house in New North End. You get upstairs, 2-bedroom and 1-bath. Yard, W/D, parking. $450/mo. +utils. 864-7372.

4 unique situations ADIRONDACKS Ideal for sabbatical/retreat/artistic work. Comfortable 2-bedroom A-Frame in beautiful, peaceful valley. Furnished and fully equipped. Paradox, NY. Lease from Fall-6/15. $425/mo. + utils. 518-585-2269, joenaomi @bluemoo.net.

EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels he or she has encountered discrimination should contact the: HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092. (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800-416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

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802-658-1212 CHEVROLET CAVALIER LS, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/c, CD, ABS. 26,230 K. Best price, $9997. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. CHEVROLET MONTE CARLO, 1999: V6, auto, A/C, cruise, tilt, pwr. windows, pwr. door locks. Only 63 K. Excellent condition. $5475/OBO. 878-0667. DREADING SELLING YOUR FOREIGN CAR? It takes so much of your time to advertise, take phone calls, set up test drives, haggle over the money, etc. We’ll do the work for you! Get top dollar for the sale of your car! www.autocraftsmen .com, 223-3563, we’ll gladly explain the details! FORD MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE, 1993: 4-cyl., 90 K. $2000/OBO. 310-7922, ask for Johnnie. INFINITY G2O, 1993: Good engine, new snows, good sound system, 4-door, 5-spd., body and interior in good condition. $2250. Call 865-9868. JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 1999: Black, 2-door. Very clean, runs great. 69.5 K. $7900. 658-7452. KIA RIO, 2003: Sedan, excellent condition, 4-door, blue, auto, A/C, automatic windows. 8 K. $11,000. Call 865-0618 or gillespiepaint ings@verizon.net.

NISSAN ALTIMA GXE, 1999: 106 K, A/C, pwr. steering/locks, cruise, AM/FM/CD/Cass. Trailer hitch, roof rack. 4 snows, runs fine. $4700. 878-6529. OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, CD, cruise. 21,787 K. Best price, $12,467. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SE, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, gray, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, ABS, CD. 23,694 K. Best price, $14,991. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2002: Sedan, 4-door, green, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, CD, ABS, sun roof. 24,309 K. Best price, $13,891. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, silver, auto, V6, FWD, A/C, ABS, CD. 19,942 K. Best price, $12,965. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, beige/tan, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD. 16,478 K. Best price, $12,883. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, red, auto, V6, FWD, A/C, CD, premium sound. 18,785 K. Best price, $12,983. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2002: Sedan, 4-door, red, V6, auto, FWD. A/C, cruise, ABS, traction control, sun roof. 38,881 K. Best price, $12,980. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, white, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, ABS, CD. 16,107 K. Best price, $15,872. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 2004: 2-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, premium sound. 30,024 K. Best price, $10,721. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2004: 4-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, roof rack. 20,018 K. Best price, $15,289. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. SAAB 9-3 SE HATCHBACK, 2002: 4-door, blue, 4-cyl., turbo, auto, FWD, A/C, ABS, moon roof, CD, cruise. 31,166 K. Best price, $16,970. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. SAAB 900, 1992: 5-spd., 141,600 K. AM/FM cassette, 4 mounted snows, ski rack. Asking $1200. Call Ann or Bob, 865-4995. SAAB 900S, 1995: 97 K, 4-door, 5-spd. Leather, pwr. windows/sunroof, 6-CD changer, perfect condition, Thule bike/ski rack, 4-Nokian snows. $4900. 860-6421. SR5 4RUNNER, 1991: 5-spd, 4WD, good condition, lots of new parts, auto locks and windows, CD player. $1900/OBO. 558-4093, Rob. SUBARU OUTBACK, 1998: Dark blue/gray, winter package. 98 K. 5spd. $7800. Call Dan, 316-7704. TOYOTA CORROLA FX, 1987: 4spd., 149 K, inspected until 2005, winter tires/rims incl. Very little rust, runs great. $900. Call 244-5898. TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com 326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2)! Worth the drive! 802-223-3563. VOLKSWAGEN GOLF, 1996: 143 K, 4WD, green. $2000/OBO. 3107922, ask for John.

Call 864-CCTA to respond to a listing or to be listed.

Essex Junction to Vergennes: Looking to share a commute to Goodrich. I work Mon-Fri from 7:30am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40939.

Save money this Spring and join a carpool today!

Burlington to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute from Burlington to National Life. I work Mon-Fri 7:30am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40928.

If you don’t see your route listed here, call 864-CCTA today and we’ll send you a FREE matchlist of commuters in your area. Join the NEW Richmond Park & Ride to Montpelier Vanpool today! Vanpool begins in Essex Junction, departs the Richmond P&R at 7:30am, then departs downtown Montpelier at 4:30pm. If interested, please ref # 40440.

Morrisville to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from approx. 7:30am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40963. South Burlington to Waterbury: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from 9am to 5pm, but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40924. Jeffersonville to Williston: Looking for a ride from Jeffersonville to Williston/Taft Corners. I work Mon-Fri from 7am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40920.

Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride. My hours are MonFri from 9am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40962. Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride to Bombardier. I work Mon-Fri from 8:30am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 142117. West Berlin to Waterbury Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 1-5:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 142176.

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802-658-1212 VOLVO V70,1998: Green, AWD, winter package, 91 K, auto. CD, third seat, excellent condition. $8900. Call Dan, 316-7704.

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GMC SONOMA EXTENDED CAB, 2003: Pewter, V6, auto, 4WD, thirddoor, cruise, CD, ABS, bed liner. 27,149 K. Best price, $16,965. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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CHEVROLET TRAILBLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, green, 6-cyl., auto, 4WD, LS, ABS, privacy glass, roof rack, CD. 26,865 K. Best price, $19,368. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. FORD EXPLORER LIMITED, 1996: Fully loaded, tan, new brakes/tires/starter. Inspected. Very good condition. 144 K. $4000/OBO. 233-5913. ISUZU RODEO LS, 1994: 4WD, 5spd., 117 K. Hitch, brush guard, good tires, recently replaced exhaust, many years salt free. Minor work needed, great rig. $2750. Call Alex, 864-1105. JEEP CHEROKEE, 1995: 4WD, 5spd., 2-door, 2.5L, CD. Excellent body and drive train. Inspected through 8/05. Rugged, reliable, economical. 123 K. $3500/OBO. 310-4056.

Brookfield to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7am-3pm. If you can help, please ref # 142201. Charlotte to Berlin: Looking to share a commute. I work Mon-Fri from 8am to 4:30pm with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 40946. Montpelier to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon and Thurs only from 8am to 5:15pm. If you can help, please ref # 142145. Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride. I work Fridays from 8am to 2pm. If you can help, please ref # 40961. Burlington to Middlebury: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40951.

JEEP CHEROKEE CLASSIC, 2000: 4x4, silver, tinted pwr. windows, alloy wheels. 70 K highway miles. New wheels and full inspection. Asking $8000. Let’s take it for a spin. 318-3423. JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO, 2000: 4X4, Exc. condition, auto, A/C, color/champagne, 56K, $11,500. Call 888-3027. JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT,1998: 4x4, 4-door, pwr. windows/locks, A/C, tinted-glass, alloy wheels, great condition. 120 K highway miles. Selling price, $4900. Call Josh, 598-8198. JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT,1999: 4x4, pwr. windows/locks, A/C, tintedglass, alloy wheels, 2” lift kit, great condition. 108 K. Books for $7200. Asking $5700. 644-5390. JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LIMITED SPORT UTILITY, 2001: 4door, white, auto, 4WD, A/C, CD, moon roof, roof rack, leather, premium sound. 35,396 K. Best price, $19,488. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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802-658-1212 NISSAN XTERRA SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, green, V6, auto, 4WD, A/C, roof rack, ABS, CD. 42,130 K. Best price, $15,894. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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802-658-1212 PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILITY, 2001: 4-door, blue, V6, FWD, A/C, cruise, premium sound, ABS, roof rack, privacy glass. 43,228 K. Best price, 410,869. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILITY, 2004: 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, roof rack, CD, privacy glass. 10,746 K. Best price, $15,194. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. RANGE ROVER, 1991: Runs great, good condition. $2500. Call Dan, 316-7704.

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DODGE GRAND CARAVAN, 1998: Teal, 97 K. 7 passenger. $5000/ OBO. 310-7922, ask for John. PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2004: 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, CD, cruise, roof rack. 17,395 K. Best price, $18,827. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC MONTANA MINIVAN, 2004: 4-door, blue, auto, FWD, A/C, roof rack, privacy glass, roof rack. 10,293 K. Best price, $20,840. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

Plattsburgh to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM. I work Sat, Sun, Mon, Tues, from 7am to 7pm. If you can help, please ref # 40954.

Underhill to Burlington: Looking for a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40919.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride to Vermont Teddy Bear. I work Mon-Fri, 11am to 11pm. If you can help, please ref # 40938.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from 7:30am to 5:45pm. If you can help, please ref # 40940.

Williston to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride. Hours are MonFri from 6:30am to 3pm. If you can help, please reference 40921. Winooski to Williston Looking for a ride in the morning, Mon-Fri at 6:30am. If you can help, please ref # 40922. Williston to Montpelier: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm, but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40932.

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Cambridge to IBM: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40913. Burlington to St. Albans: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 9am to 3am. If you can help, please ref # 40929. Milton to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work 8am to 5pm, Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 40925. Barre City to Northfield: Looking for a ride one-way Mon-Fri at 6pm. If you can help, please ref # 140609.

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4 employment

AUTOMOTIVE TECH: Proficient tech for busy shop, all makes, excellent pay. No nights or Saturdays. Bourne’s Service Center, South Burlington. 658-6460, ask for Rene. BRISTOL BAKERY is hiring for all positions. Full and part-time. Experienced bakers, counter people, delivery, etc. Fill out application at 14 Main St., Bristol, VT. BURLINGTON BREAD ADVOCATE: Full-time position educating, organizing for and promoting Burlington’s local currency. Americorps Vista position starting 10/1. Call 434-8103. CARPENTER & CARPENTER’S HELPER: Eco-company seeks someone willing to learn. Vehicle and phone required. Experience preferred. Benefits. Send resumé to: vze3j88p@verizon.net. CARPENTERS/CARPENTERS’ HELPERS: Experienced, transportation, great work environment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839. COOL TRAVEL JOB: Entry level positions, 18+, no exp. necessary. 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll-free, 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN) COSMETOLOGY INSTRUCTOR needed at O’Brien’s Training Center. Full-time. Excellent compensation and benefits package. Apply in person, 1475 Shelburne Rd., South Burlington, or fax resumé to 802-860-0230. Must have 5 years cosmo experience. DANCERS WANTED FOR EXOTIC DANCE COMPANY: No experience necessary, free training. 658-1464. DOGGIE DAYCARE now hiring! Athletic, hardworking individuals. Various positions. Apply in person. DOGGIE DAYCARE: Now hiring! Friendly, outgoing individual for front-desk position. Full and parttime available. Apply within. DRIVERS WITH LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464. DYNAMIC, GO-GETTER, entrepreneur seeks multitasker skilled in relating to a wide variety of people. Rapidly growing innovative, tiny business needs an upbeat, eager and highly flexible person to organize and maintain day-today administrative operations. Detailed, neat, restrained and able to withstand pressure. Owner is an admitted eccentric, but brilliant and driven. A tremendous opportunity to learn and shape a young business. Must be Mac computer proficient, Internet research talent a must. Great customer service skills mandatory. Must be a quick learner. Two days/ week to start. Send resumé, writing sample and letter-about-life, including pay requirements to: plumfieldpoint@briarburling.com. GOOD TIMES CAFÉ, Hinesburg: Looking for early a.m. prep/ dough. Looking for right person with great work ethic to join our terrific team. Call Chris 482-4444.

HIRING IMMEDIATELY! Expanding our team! The Vermont Marijuana Policy Project in Montpelier is seeking committed, political activists for door-to-door voter ID and GOTV program. Immediate, temporary positions avail. until 11/2. Great pay, in a fast-paced, fun environment! Must be highly motivated, trustworthy, hardworking and enjoy the outdoors. Send short email with 1.) contact info, 2.) any canvassing experience (none required) and 3.) why you want this job, to: nlynch@mpp.org. Must be available to start work now! Those without email may call Nancy at 233-0800, email preferred. JS GARDEN DESIGN is looking for part-time landscape help. 865-9869. LEONARDO’S PIZZA has open positions for a manager trainee, delivery drivers, pizza makers and phone people. Apply at Leonardo’s Pizza, 1160 Williston Rd., South Burlington or 83 Pearl St., Burlington. NOW HIRING cooks, dishwashers, waitstaff and hosts for exciting new restaurant opening early October. 994 Route 100, Waterbury, next to 1st Choice Video. PAINTERS: Experienced, transportation, great work environment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839. PROPERTY MANAGER to oversee church buildings and grounds. Full-time. Basic carpentry, electrical and plumbing skills required. Ability to supervise security staff and manage projects. Must have basic computer skills. Some weekends and holidays required. Flexible hours. Competitive salary and benefits. Send resumé to: 152 Pearl Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or email to xina@uusociety.org. READY FOR TAKE-OFF? NSP, a leader in radio-control sailplane and electric airplane equipment since 1988, has full-time openings available for an efficient and energetic Shipper and a takecharge Office Administrator. If you are a natural organizer who works with minimal supervision and takes pride in doing good work right down to the details, we’d like to meet you. It’s a terrific opportunity with room for growth for the right individuals. Please email cdef@nesail.com or call Carolyn D., 655-7700. SALES OFFICE SUPPORT: Fastpaced office requires a part-time support professional for our Business Development division. Experience with MS Office, Filemaker, EDI and Internet desirable. Attention to detail, follow through and accountability essential. Flexible schedule and fun product line. Reply with resume to: jobs@pinsource.com or 380 Hurricane Lane, Suite 201, Williston, VT 05495. SEEKING AN ART enthusiast with some sales experience or appreciation, to sell fine-art photography, PT. 5+ flexible hours/week. 862-6202. SKI AND SNOWBOARD TECHNICIAN: Experience w/tuning and mounting. Willing to learn, hard-working, dependable, NS. Pay dependent on experience. Call 343-2102.

VERMONT’S NEWEST FURNITURE store, opening early October, is looking for salespersons and warehouse staff to join our new and exciting store. Please call Shannon, 893-2188 for details.

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MARIJUANA AND TOBACCO SMOKERS NEEDED for UVM research study! We need people who are smokers of both tobacco and marijuana. This is not a treatment study. Must be 18 years old. Compensation up to $775. Call 847-7897. All calls and participation confidential.

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Vermont Sandwich Company, Inc. Turn-key ownership opportunities available. Join our team of sandwich professionals. Excellent hours, excellent product — and best of all — own your own business! Call today: 1-866-637-9283. “The best place to pick up sandwiches” in and around Burlington. –National Geographic Explorer ALL CASH CANDY ROUTE! Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9995. 1-800-807-6525. (AAN CAN) EARN $3500 WEEKLY! Answering surveys online! $25$75/survey! Guaranteed paychecks! Mystery shoppers needed! $57/hour shopping! Free grants! Receive $500,000$800,000! www.RealCash Programs.com (AAN CAN). EXPLORE LANGUAGE AND CULTURE: Teach English abroad. Train in Prague, Barcelona, Madrid or Krakow. Job guarantee in the EU and Asia. 10-year anniversary! www.itc-training .com. (AAN CAN) FRUSTRATED? Learn how we have helped 1000s of frustrated individuals identify surprising business or franchise opportunities. Call Pat Burns at The Entrepreneur’s Source, 1-866-450-0077. GOVERNMENT JOBS: Earn $12 $48/hour. Avail. w/full medical/dental benefits and paid training on clerical, administrative, law enforcement, homeland security, wildlife, more! 1-800320-9353, ext. 2012. (AAN CAN) METAPHYSICAL BOOK AND GIFT STORE: Established 1989, downtown Middlebury. 388-7478 or 759-2985. NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 17 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or call AAN Classified Network at 202-822-1955. (AAN CAN). RADIO, MUSIC RECORDING and film-making. On-the-job training inside radio stations, recording and film studios here in our own state. Nights/weekends. www.geta mentor.com. (AAN CAN).

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FOUND: Wireless headphones, 9/9, Bank St., Burlington. Please call Louise to identify, 658-3025 or 288-9358. LARGE REWARD FOR LOST SMALL DOG. 9/5, Buddy the Yorkshire Terrier went missing. Lost at the Pet Food Warehouse on Williston Rd. Slipped his collar, he is a brown male, about 8 lbs. Children at home are really upset. 893-1864 or 893-2227. LOST CAT: Totally orange, missing from Charlotte St. (South End of Burlington) since 8/27. Please call 863-5881 if you’ve seen her!

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ADOPT: A loving, married, financially secure couple will cherish your baby forever. Expenses paid. Ann and John, 1-800-989-6766.

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A+ CERTIFIED COMPUTER REPAIR by excellent technicians. Low rates, fast turnaround. Refurbished computers available. ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23. COMPUTER REPAIRS AND UPGRADES: PCs, Macs, networking, web design, tutoring, digital graphics and audio editing. Competitive rates. Many references. House calls and in-shop. Free quote, 864-7470 or in-house comp@verizon.net.

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GOT STUDENT LOANS? Up to $1000 cash back. Lower monthly payments up to 50%. Lock in rates as low as 2.875%! Call 1800-209-6142. (AAN CAN)

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AMAZING NEW MANGOSTEEN. Over $1,000,000 in sales already. Easy, repeat business. Residual income w/free marketing website. Start today. Take online tour at www.BizXango.com. (AAN CAN). CASH NOW FOR structured settlements, annuities and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310. J.G. Wentworth means cash now for structured settlements. (AAN CAN) GARAGE SALE: Middlebury. Desk, futon, couch, tables, lamps, pictures, dining set, bookcases, dishes. Something for everyone! Everything must go! 8 Chipman Heights. 9 a.m. 3 p.m. Saturday 9/25.

PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? We can help! We specialize in matching families with birth-mothers nationwide. Toll-free, 24 hrs. a day. 866-9210565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN).

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EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or funon-one show. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome. GALAXY ENTERTAINMENT: The future in adult entertainment, today! Featuring hot college girls, horny housewives and more. Available now for your bachelor party or private function. 802865-4244. New talent welcome. MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn up to $200-$600/day. Have fun as a movie extra. All looks, types and ages needed. TV, music videos, commercials, films and print. Extras on call. 1-800-260-3949, ext 3001. (AAN CAN).

4 professional svcs. AS THE LEAVES DROP, pick up the phone and call 802-4345899 for raking and light yard cleanup. Ask for Kevin. BARTENDING SCHOOL of New England. Our school offers complete professional bartending training, national certification and job assistance both local and national. Visit us on the web at www.bartendingschool.com. FULL CHARGE BOOKKEEPER: A/P, A/R, payroll, Quickbooks, etc. 16 years experience. Call Lisa, 802-759-2078 or email rowell@madriver.com. HOUSECLEANING AVAILABLE for Chittenden County area. Weekly, bi-weekly, monthly. Between $15-$25/hour. Call Jane, 660-2658. HOUSECLEANING: Environmentally responsible, avail. for Fletcher, Johnson, Fairfax and surrounding area. Weekly, bimonthly or monthly. Refs. avail. upon request. Please call Jessie, 644-8185.

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CHAMPLAIN MOVING: Best rates around! Fully insured. Reliable. Flexible. Free estimates. Small/ large jobs. Locally owned/operated. Contact Cory, 520 Porters Point Rd., Colchester. 802-288-1528.

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ARTISTS/PHOTOGRAPHERS: Affordable Archival Fine Art Digital Print Making and Digital Photography copy services. Bring original artwork and get one FREE digital copy and one FREE 8x10 Giclée print. Churchman Creative Services, 802-899-2200. churchman.inc@verizon.net.

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EVER THOUGHT OF BEING A MODEL? Why not explore the possibilities? For free consultation, David Russell Photography, 8621172 or email rusldp@juno.com or http://www.rusldp.com.

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FREE TO GOOD HOME: Two really friendly and affectionate 8 YO cats. They are brothers and must go together. We are moving and cannot bring them with us. Please call for more info, 453-3770.

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ADCOM AMP AND PRE-AMP, GFP-345 and GFA-5300. Seldom used. $600 for both. 355-6998. EARTH-LITE MASSAGE TABLE: Avalon, portable massage table, sage-green. Comes w/head-cradle and black carrying-case and strap. Great condition, great deal: $400. Call 229-5996. FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM: Includes installation. 4 mo. free programming w/NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. Over 250 channels! Limited time offer, S&H, restrictions apply. 1-800877-1251. (AAN CAN). LOT OCCULT BOOKS FOR SALE: Books on herbs, witchcraft, runes, tarot and much more. Some hard bound leather editions. Many in excellent condition. $600/firm. Call Steve, 865-3375. MINIDV CAMERA: JVC GY DV500U, Fujinon lens, Century wideangle lens, Anton-Bauer 3 hr. battery and charger, power supply, flight case and Porta-Brace case, Satchler Tripod with case. Low hours. $6500/OBO. 660-2754. MUST SELL! Moving! 2 whitewater kayaks w/paddles, Cannondale road bike, Pro Bike tool kit w/stand, Hasselblad med. format camera. Call for details. 864-6006. PITNEY BOWES DF270 copier/printer/fax machine. Used less than 1 year. Buy or take over lease. Call Ed, 878-6456, ext. 12. ROLAND VS-880EX 8-track digital recorder. Built-in effects and CD burner. $1000. Shure PSM 200 wireless ear monitors, brand new. $450/OBO. (802)893-7251. W/D, 2 SETS, both apartmentsized, stackable. 1 excellent condition, $550. 1 very good, $350. Both use faucet/110V hookups. 872-0313. Will deliver locally.

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DINING ROOM TABLE w/leaves and 4 chairs $75, hutch/buffet $150, dry sink $50. Everything for $225/OBO. Spanish-style dresser w/9 drawers $75. 425-3389. OAK 5-LEGGED KITCHEN TABLE w/2 panels. 6’ claw foot couch. Good condition. $350/ each. Info, 985-0690.

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MONITORS: 21” Hitachi, $100. 17” Princeton, $50. 13” ColorSync, $20. Old Performa (makes a decent typewriter/ email machine), $10. Call 658-4267.

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AMP: Carvin 3212 100W guitar amp. 2 12” speakers, 2 channel, all tube. Great sound! $450. Also, Zoom 3030 multi-effects unit $75. Neal, 660-4813. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN/REM: Vote For Change Tour! 2 tickets for Cleveland, 10/2. At cost, $174. Call 863-2385. KEVIN HEALY’S NOT-SO-ANNUAL pro-audio yard sale! Microphones, stands, cables, snakes, speakers, rack cases, monitors, etc. Lots of good stuff! 9/25, 9 a.m. - noon. 65 Cayuga Court, Burlington. 862-8030. Be there! MELODIGRAND MINI PIANO for sale. 64 key piano, good for beginners and those with limited space. $250. Contact Susan, 578-9120.

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ARMAND MESSIER RECORDING STUDIO: 4-song studio demo for $500. Record, mix and master without the money clock ticking! Satisfaction guaranteed, call for details. 868-9900. www.record ingvt.com. COSMIC HILL RECORDING: MIDI and production services. Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and production. Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 496-3166. Moretown, VT. QUESTION MARK PRODUCTIONS: Audio engineering/production, live sound, recording. 802-578-9356.

4 musicians avail

EXPERIENCED GUITARIST SEEKS WORK. Classic rock, blues, country rock, Southern rock, some vocals. Brandon, VT. 802-247-6990 or dbonanzam@ pshift.com.

4 musicians wanted BASS GUITAR PLAYER WANTED for classic and female rock band. Desire to practice and play gigs. We’re ready to go and we rock. Call 482-3834 or 933-2162 or email gfrisch13@hotmail.com. LEAD GUITAR PLAYER WANTED: If you are an experienced lead guitar player, can play 50’s and 60’s rock ‘n’ roll, can practice in central VT, call Joe, 496-6520.

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CELTIC FIDDLE instruction with experienced dance band musician. All levels. Technique and style emphasized. Peter Macfarlane, 802-759-2268, petermac @gmavt.net. DRUMSET LESSONS at Advance Music. Focusing on technique, musical diversity, improvisation. All styles/levels. Caleb Bronz (Gordon Stone Band, Voice, Mighty Sam McClain, etc.). 238-1137. FUN PIANO LESSONS for all ages. Learn from a patient and experienced teacher. Andric Severance, 802-310-6042. GUITAR: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 862-7696, www.paulasbell.com.

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7D LEGALS GUITAR AND MANDOLIN: Instruction in jazz and bluegrass from Doug Perkins. Burlington and Central VT areas. (Jamie Masefield, Smokin’ Grass, Gordon Stone Trio, Grappa Boom). 802-485-9664. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION: Relaxed yet disciplined arena. 20+ years experience. No-pretense environment fosters technique and creativity. Beginners welcome. Refs. avail. 802-877-3624. PIANO AND/OR IMPROVISATION: Lessons in theory, harmony and improvisation for all instrumentalists and vocalists. All ages! Beginning through advanced concepts taught with clarity and patience. Questions? Call Shane Hardiman, 279-8859, Winooski. hipkeys@lycos.com. PRIVATE GUITAR INSTRUCTION in Essex Jct. Beginner to advanced. Many styles; seven-string, electric, acoustic, bass. 872-8861. franky.andreas@verizon.net. TABLA DRUMMING: Study the hand drumming of North India. Pvt. lessons and classes. All ages. Tabla rental and repair. Burlington and Montpelier. Gabe Halberg, 802-229-9926, www.tabla-vermont.com. VIOLIN LESSONS with Tom Charpentier. For all ages and abilities. Experience the joy of the four strings of the violin vibrating in harmony under your chin, right from the first lesson. Impossible you say, call today. Let me know that you saw this ad and receive your first lesson free. For more information, call Tom 434-4449.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON ORDINANCE 8.0 Sponsor: (Councilors Carleton, Ellis: Ordinance Com.) First reading: 05/10/04 Referred to: Ordinance Committee Second reading: 09/07/04 Action: adopted Date: 09/07/04 Signed by Mayor: 09/16/04 Published: 09/22/04 Effective: 10/13/04 In the Year Two Thousand Four An Ordinance in Relation to ANIMALS AND FOWL Use of non-domesticated Animals for Public Display Prohibited It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That Chapter 5, Animals and Fowl, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by adding a new Sec. 56 thereto to read as follows: Sec. 5-6 Use of Non-domesticated Animals for Public Display Prohibited. (a) Purpose. This ordinance is intended to assist in the prevention of the mistreatment of nondomesticated animals used in any public display, to reduce the risk of harm to the public from accidents and incidents involving such animals, and to reduce the public health risk associated with diseases and pathogens carried by such animals. (b) Definitions. (1) “Non-domesticated animals” are defined as Felidae (all wild cats and hybrids thereof), Ursidae (all bears), Proboscideae (all elephants), and Non-human Primates

>NOT FOR KIDS> 18+ ONLY >NOT FOR KIDS>

and Prosimians. (2) “Public Display” shall mean the exhibition, presentation or showing of live non-domesticated animals to the general public regardless of whether for profit, on a not for profit basis or without charge. (c) Prohibition: The public display of live non-domesticated animals within the corporate limits of the City is prohibited. *Material underlined added. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following items are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to the City of Burlington Code of Ordinances Chapter 20, Motor Vehicles and Traffic, and Appendix C, Rules of Traffic Commission: Sec. 20-55. General prohibitions. (a) As written. (1) through (10) As written. (11) In residential parking zones on any street, on any day(s) or at any time designated by the public works commission; except for verified residents and designated guests of residents on these streets by permit issued pursuant to Appendix C, Section 27 (d). a. As written. b. As written. (12) through (15) As written. (b) through (f) As written. Sec. 20-66. Penalty (a) As written. (b) Nonmetered Parking Offenses: (1) As written. (2) Residential parking. The penalty for violations of the residential parking restrictions as set forth in Section 20-55(a)(11) of this chapter shall be fifteen thirty dollars($15.00 30.00). (3) through (6) As written. (c) As written. Appendix C, Sec. 27. No parking except with resident parking permit. No person shall park any vehicle except vehicles with a valid resident parking permit residential street sticker or a valid guest pass and parking card, or clearly identifiable service or delivery vehicles on any street designated as “residential parking.” (a) through (c) As written. (d) Reserved Permits. The Police Department shall issue resident parking permits only to residents of streets, or portions thereof, that are designated “resident parking only” for parking on that street pursuant to section (e). (1) Except as otherwise provided in section (e), the holder of the permit shall receive a residential street sticker unless the holder does not own a vehicle in which case no sticker will be issued. (2) A maximum of 2 guest parking cards shall be issued to each eligible household for which a permit has been issued. (e) Specific conditions criteria for this section is as follows: (1) Proof of residency. The police shall issue residential zone stickers for vehicles owned by residents of the designated streets or section of street. Residents of corner parcels abutting a street or section of street designated as resident parking shall also be entitled to a sticker. All such stickers shall be color-coded for identification purposes. Proof of residency shall include a valid Vermont driver’s license with an address on the designated street, section of street or abutting corner parcel and a valid Vermont registration for the vehicle(s) involved. For students, proof of residency shall include a valid current student identification card, a valid driver’s license, vehicle registration from Vermont or another state, and proof of residency on the designated street, section of street or abutting corner parcel. Residents without a license can prove residency on the designated street by showing a valid written lease, current utility bill, or by being listed

on the official voter registration list for the City of Burlington. (2) [ Small businesses ] Upon showing of proof of business occupancy. Oowners and employees of small businesses on streets with designated “resident parking” only regulations, located in or adjacent to residential zones, will be considered residents and issued a resident parking permit given vehicle passes if sufficient off-street parking or metered long-term parking at the business location is not available. The condition of the business’ zoning permit must be used to determine if a business has sufficient, available off-street parking at its location. The owner or employee(s) will be issued a choice of a residential street sticker or a guest parking card. Customers of these small businesses may legally park on the street under the authority of the permit. (3) Display of stickers. Residential zone street stickers shall be affixed to vehicles on the lefthand side of the rear bumper and shall be visible without obstruction at all times. In order to be valid the sticker must have the resident street name affixed to it. (4) Reserved. Guests. Guest parking cards shall be available to residents of the designated streets from the police department. Proof of residency shall be the same as for resident stickers except that nondrivers can prove residency by being listed on the official voter registration list for the City of Burlington. Two (2) guest parking cards will be issued to each household. Such guest parking cards shall be issued without any charge. (5) [ Fraternities, sororities and dormitories ] Upon showing proof of residency, Rresidents of fraternities, sororities and dormitories upon properties separate and distinct from institutions and which abut on designated streets will receive be issued a permit and a vehicle pass residential street sticker for each resident’s registered vehicle. Each of these buildings would may receive 2 guest passes parking cards plus 1 guest pass parking card per 4 adult residents over 10 residents per building, subject to a maximum of seven 7 guest passes cards per building. (6) Display of Gguest parking cards. Guest parking cards are only for use by persons visiting a residence. All guest parking cards shall be displayed at all times without obstruction on the lower left-hand corner of front window of guest’s vehicle. (7) [ Nonstreet residency resident property owner.] A nonstreet resident property owner on a designated street will be issued 1 a resident parking vehicle permit and a choice of a residential street sticker or guest parking card upon presentation of a property tax bill, valid driver’s license and valid vehicle registration. (8) No permits will be issued to an individual with outstanding parking tickets, unless the ticket is being contested in court. (9) As written. Adopted this 8th day of September, 2004 by the board of Public Works Commissioners. Attest Norm Baldwin Adopted 9/08/04; Published 9/22/04; Effective 10/13/04 * Material stricken out deleted. ** Material underlined added. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 3. Stop sign locations. Stop signs are authorized at the following locations: (1) through (32) As Written (33) [Repealed] At the intersection of Deforest Road and Deforest Heights causing westbound traffic on Deforest Road to

stop. (34) through (280) As Written Adopted the 8th day of September 2004 by this Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 9/8/2004; Published 9/22/04; Effective 10/13/04 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7A Handicap spaces designated. No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amendment or renumbering thereof: (1) through (124) As Written (125) [The space in front of 50 Greene Street.] On the east side of Pitkin Street, in the space immediately north of the entrance to 54 Pitkin Street. (126) through (146) As Written Adopted this 8th day of September 2004 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 09/08/2004; Published 9/22/04; Effective 10/13/04 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7. No-Parking Areas. No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations: (1) through (383) As Written (384) [Reserved] Parking shall be restricted to one vehicle only on the north side of Grant Street between the driveways for 78 and 82 Grant Street. (385) through (506) As Written Adopted this 8th day of September 2004 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 9/8/2004; Published 9/22/04; Effective 10/13/04 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 17. Designation of parking meter zones. (a) Fifteen-minute zones. The following streets or portions of streets are hereby designated as fifteen-minute parking meter zones: (1) through (4) As Written (5) On the east side of Pine Street [in front of 85 Pine Street, specifically the southernmost space in front of 84 Pine Street.], in the two most southern spaces in front of 84 Pine Street. (6) through (13) As Written (b) As Written (c) As Written (d) As Written (e) As Written (f) As Written Adopted this 8th day of September 2004 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 09/08/2004; Published 9/22/04; Effective 10/13/04 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 27. No parking except with resident parking permit. No person shall park any vehicle except vehicles with a valid resident parking permit or a valid guest pass and clearly identifiable service or delivery vehicles on any street designated as “residential parking.” (a) Streets designated for residential parking at all times include: (1) through (30) As Written (31) South side of Cliff Street between [Willard Street] South Union Street and Summit Ridge. (31) though (36) As Written (b) As Written (c) As Written Adopted this 8th day of September 2004 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 9/8/2004; Published 9/22/04; Effective 10/13/04 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. INVITATION TO BID TO GENERAL CONTRACTORS New Home Construction in Burlington OWNER: Burlington Community Land Trust P.O. Box 523 Burlington, VT 05402 Bids Due with public bid opening: October 7, 2004, 4:00 p.m. Scope of Work: The Burlington Community Land Trust requests bids for general contractor services for the demolition of an existing single family home and the construction of a new single family home at 21 Crowley St. in Burlington. The work includes all aspects of the construction including demolition and site work, construction, and landscaping. Contractors should have experience with new construction of single family homes and working in Burlington. Contractor schedules must allow for construction start this fall. Contract documents can be obtained at the offices of the Burlington Community Land Trust at 179 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 Contractors must provide evidence of performance and labor and materials bonds in the amount of 100% of the contract price or 25% irrevocable letter of credit. The City of Burlington Women in Construction Trades Ordinance will apply to this project. Minority-owned, women-owned and locally owned businesses are encouraged to apply. For questions call Amy Demetrowitz, BCLT at 862-6244. NOTICE of REQUEST for PROPOSALS City Center Market Analysis & Vision Plan South Burlington Department of Planning & Zoning The City of South Burlington is issuing an RFP for consultant services for a market analysis and vision plan for the City Center district. The RFP is available on the City website, www.sburl.com, and by contacting the Department of Planning & Zoning (802-846-4106 or planning@sburl.com). Proposals are due on October 15th, 2004. For more information please contact the Planning & Zoning office.

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. S747-04 CnC Argent Mortgage Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. John E. Gregory and Christine A. Gregory, Rice Memorial High School and Occupants residing at 31 Rivendell Drive, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: John E. Gregory You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Joshua B. Lobe, Esq., plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is P.O. Box 4493, 35 King Street, Burlington, Vermont 05406, an Answer to plaintiff’s Complaint in the above entitled action within forty-one (41) days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is November 1, 2004. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a). Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER NOR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the Complaint, or if you believe that you have a Counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney’s fee, you may ask the clerk of the Court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance. Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated July 2, 2003. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Essex at Volume 560, Page 616. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont. It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, John E. Gregory, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on September 22, 2004; September 29, 2004; and October 6, 2004 in the Seven Days. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendant at his address if his address is known. DATED at Burlington, Vermont this 9th day of September, 2004. /s/ Richard W. Norton Hon. Richard W. Norton, Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court JB1155-90

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HOLISTIC COUNSELING: Offering mental health counseling, integrating the arts and Reiki. Specializing in postpartum counseling, chronic pain and stressreduction. Individual and groups avail. Jen Kristel, Certified Expressive Therapist and Reiki Master. 658-2727. Also, at Pathways to Wellbeing, 862-0836.

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CIGARETTE SMOKERS who want to quit needed for UVM research study. Healthy adults, 18 and over. Session times, 20 min. each evening for 14 days. Two 30-min. follow-up visits. Up to $336 in compensation. Call UVM Quit Study, 656-9858. VIAGRA: $2.40/dose. Cialis available. Lowest price refills. Guaranteed! Call PBG we can help! Nonprofit organization. Toll-free: 1866-887-7283. (AAN CAN)

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HYPNOSIS. YES. IT WORKS. Effective for smoking cessation, weight loss, hypnobirthing, stress management and more! Call Kristin Watson, Certified Hypnotherapist, at Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2.

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A HEALING TOUCH Swedish massage. Relax deeply and receive all the benefits of an experienced, caring therapist. Gentle or deep pressure, depending on your needs. $50/1.15 hrs. Sierra-Maria Magdalena. 862-4677, 306 So. Union St., Burlington. GREEN GODDESS HEALING: Combines Japanese Shiatsu and Western massage for a deep-tissue treatment, easing pain, reducing stress. Reflexology/Reiki treatments avail. Burlington. Kristin, 862-8806 x 2. LOVINGKINDNESS MASSAGE THERAPY: Specializing in deep relief for back, neck and shoulders using Swedish, Triggerpoint, Reflexology and Healing Touch in a unique combination for your personal needs. Near downtown Burlington. Call Beth, CMT, 324-7440.

METTA TOUCH: Thai Yoga Massage: Integration of gentle stretching, massage & acupressure techniques. Release stress & become energized! Blythe Kent, Certified Practitioner. Downtown Burlington, flexible schedule. 862-2212. STIMULATING, RECREATIONAL MASSAGE: By athletic, ChineseAmerican. Deep-tissue acupressure that revitalizes, releases and rejuvenates your body and mind. Discount for students and athletes. Roy, 660-0903.

4 personal training PERSONAL TRAINER: In the privacy of your home or office. Let us come to you. Lose weight, gain strength. Call for your FREE consultation. Michael Sirois, ACE Certified Personal Trainer. 802-318-6477.

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MALE WITCH: Psychic readings/ counseling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-419-3346. Credit/ debit cards. Get back the one you love. (AAN CAN)

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BARBARA L. KESTER, Ph.D., Licensed Psychologist-Doctorate. Burlington. Individual psychotherapy, family consultation, consultation with mental health professionals, support groups. Interactive, psychodynamic approach. General practice with particular interest in bereavement and divorce counseling and helping with concerns related to growing older/better. Current opening in a small support group for men and women over the age of 60 to explore issues relevant to this particular stage of life. Please call 657-3668 for further information. INTEGRATIVE COUNSELING: Combining traditional Westerntheory with Eastern-philosophy and energy work. Blakely Oakes, MS, LCMHC, Reiki Master. Pathways to Wellbeing, Burlington, VT. (802) 355-5122. PSYCHODRAMA THERAPY GROUP forming in Cabot, Vermont. Every Wednesday, 10 a.m. - noon. Ten-week commit-

ment. $75/session, insurance coverage possible. Call Dr. Israel Helfand, 802-563-3063.

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BURLINGTON: Looking for massage therapist to rent part-time 1.5 days in established holistic healthcare center. Convenient downtown location. Beautiful, light space. Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2, ask for Kristin. BURLINGTON: Room for rent for holistic therapy in wellness center near downtown. Part-time holistic healer sought for beautiful room to compliment our practice. Please call Discover Chiropractic and Wellness Center at 802-9515700, if interested.

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confidential help line) 652-4636, MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. AL-ANON/ALATEN: Local meetings held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earth link.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. FREE WORKSHOP FOR SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL VIOLENCE: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center is offering a free workshop series called “Considering the Uses of Adversity: Self-Healing for Survivors of Sexual Violence”. This series, designed and facilitated by Gwen Evans, will run Tuesday evenings, October 5 through November 16. Info, 865-0555. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Call Valerie, 655-9478. SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet

monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m. Call for location, 223-4111. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. ADD PARTNERS SUPPORT GROUP forming. Does your partner or spouse have ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)? Would love to get together and share experiences, support, challenges. Please contact addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DISORDERED EATING SUPPORT GROUP: Do you struggle with anorexia, bulimia, or binge eating? I am looking to start a support group to help others and myself in moving forward on the road to recovery. If you are interested in joining a new discussion/support group and are over 20 yrs, please email Jessica at jesslyn6@yahoo .com. Together we can make small steps forward to a more fulfilling lifestyle. DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info.

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TAURUS

(Apr. 20-May 20): Your superstitious fears may nag you more than usual in the coming weeks. That’s the bad news. The good news is that it’s highly unlikely the feared events will actually come to pass. To help dispel your unnecessary worries, I suggest you dream up and carry out a banishing ritual. For example, you could write down what you’re afraid of, and then burn the piece of paper in the flame of a red candle as you cackle and chant, “You have no [insert an energizing taboo word here] power over me!”

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I’m not afraid of snakes or spiders,” says Gemini actress Nicole Kidman, “just butterflies.” According to my astrological analysis, that could be an apt motto for many of you Geminis in the coming weeks. You’ll probably love

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): One of the best-selling books in France in recent months has been Bonjour Paresse, or Hello Laziness. The author, Corinne Maier, encourages employees to perfect the art of goofing off on the job. In the coming week, Cancerian, you should follow her advice not only at work but in every area of your life. I admire you for being so conscientious and putting so much effort into everything you do, but you’re way overdue for some major slacking off. I’ll go so far as to say that you have a spiritual need to vegetate. This is one time when you’ll get my blessing if you decide to sit in a comfortable chair and daydream of nothing in particular as you watch the wind blow.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The Guinness Book of World Records says the shortest river in the world is the Roe River in Montana. Measuring about 220 feet long, it flows into the Missouri River, America’s secondlongest river. The Roe River’s source is the Great Springs, which is the largest fresh-water spring in the U.S. It’s 3000 years old, stays a constant 54 degrees, and pours out 200 million gallons of water per day. I’d like you to picture this entire scene in your mind’s eye, Leo — the Roe River, the Missouri River and the Great Springs. It provides a symbolic template for what

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “I am one of those who never knows the direction of my journey until I have almost arrived,” wrote author Anna Louise Strong. Right about now, Virgo, you could probably speak those same words with sincerity. For months you’ve felt as if an invisible force were shepherding you towards an unseen goal. You’ve trusted the process because it resonated with a gut feeling that kept telling you “Yes!” And now, finally, you’re about to come to the end of the quest and collect your reward. Keep in mind, though, that even after you have it, you may not fully understand it for months.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): During last year’s monsoon season in Sri Lanka, floods caused landslides in and around Ratnapura, the “City of Gems.” As devastating as this natural disaster was, it dredged up many raw gems from their hiding places deep in the earth. After the heavy rains stopped, sapphires and rubies were strewn across the landscape for any passer-by to pick up. I foresee an analogous sequence operating in your life, Libra. The deluge will expose valuable beauty, making it easy to pluck.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “If you stick your finger in the fire,” asked my teacher Ann Davies, “do you then complain that it is unfair when your finger gets burned? Do you call the fire bad?” I think her questions are essential for you to keep in mind

between now and your birthday, Scorpio. If you consciously decide there are good, even honorable reasons for you to play with fire, go right ahead and do so. But if there’s a bit of hell to pay as a result, don’t you dare get pissed at the universe or diss God. And please don’t say the fire is evil.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Writing in the San Francisco Chronicle, business writer David Lazarus reported that the senior managers of the Pacific Gas and Electric Company gave themselves $169 million in bonuses “for doing such a good job during the utility’s bankruptcy proceedings.” With the authority vested in me by the cosmic powers-that-be, I hereby authorize you to shower yourself with an equivalent barrage of blessings for all the hard work you’ve done during the last 10 months. And please don’t be shy about imitating the example of the PG&E chiefs: Reward yourself handsomely even if you’ve accomplished little more than saving your own ass.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan. 19): “I produce music as an apple tree produces apples,” proclaimed the French pianist and composer Camille Saint-Saens. Your assignment in the coming week, Capricorn, is to do the research and meditation necessary so you can accurately complete the following sentence: “I produce ______ as an apple tree produces apples.” You need to know beyond any doubt what precise gift you were born to give the world; you cannot move on to the next phase of your evolution until you are utterly clear about what nature yearns to create through you.

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Bill Joy is a farseeing computer scientist who developed many technologies for Sun Microsystems, an influential company he co-founded. You Aquarians are now entering into a “Bill Joy” phase of your astrological cycle, a time when you’re most likely to be expansive, pioneering and innovative. Here’s Joy’s important message for you about what not to do. “My own biggest mistake in the last 20 years was that I designed solutions for problems that people didn’t yet know they had,” he told Fortune magazine. “That’s why some of the things that could’ve made a difference couldn’t find a market. The hardest part isn’t inventing the solution, but figuring out how to get people to adopt it.” Translation: As you dream up fresh approaches and imaginative departures, make sure you communicate about them with enthusiastic clarity to the people they’ll affect most.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): Many of the poets I like are mavericks, visionaries and prophets, and more than a few belong to what poet Ann Waldman calls the “outrider tradition.” But since it would be unpoetic to have a closed mind towards more traditional stuff, I’ve been reading America’s new Poet Laureate, Ted Kooser. A retired vice president of a life insurance company in Nebraska, he enjoys yard sales and pork roast. Surprisingly, though, his poetry reveals a wild streak. It’s not expressed in descriptions of reckless love affairs and manic excursions to the frontiers of sanity, but in a humble wisdom forged through his brave, unsentimental tenderness. That’s the kind of wildness I wish for you in the coming weeks, Pisces: the crafty, loving, constructive kind.

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Residential Counselor: Caring, self-directed individual needed to work in a residential setting with adults who are considered to have mental illness and/or substance disorders. Involves cooking one dinner. Total of 8 hours ($13.08 per hour) flexibly split between Saturday and Sunday each week. Submit resumé Attn: Elaine Soto.

Residential Mental Health Clinician: Clinician needed for intensive residential treatment program for adults who are considered to have mental illness and/or substance dependence. Part-time position with excellent benefits. BA/BS in related field required. Familiarity with behavioral treatment plans preferred. Submit resumé by 9/29/04 attn: Julia Nixon Rice.

Substitute Residential Worker: Compassionate, dependable individuals needed to work as substitutes for all shifts including sleep and awake overnights working with adults who are considered to have mental illness and co-occurring disorders. Submit resumé attn: Lis Mickenberg. Howard Center for Human Service 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 ** We welcome and encourage minorities, women and people with disabilities to apply. EOE/TTY ** Please visit www.howardcenter.org to see all current job opportunities.

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Pizzeria

needed for small architectural firm/furniture gallery in beautiful Stowe village. Flexibility, self-motivation, strong organizational skills, basic accounting knowledge, ability to work independently, and proficiency with MS Office suite, QuickBooks, and Macintosh are required. Project and personal support in addition to general duties. Diverse work with flexible hours. Send resumé with cover letter to:

Restaurant looking for experienced handtossed pizza maker/ chef, PT/FT delivery/ counter/prep & sub help. Weeknights and weekends days. Have own transportation. Call Rob @ 879-1000 or stop by Bingo’s Pizzeria in Essex Junction.

GKW WORKING DESIGN • PO BOX 1214 • STOWE, VT 05672

Call 229-5983 for application info.

busy.

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES Champlain Drug & Alcohol Services

Drug & Alcohol Clinician, full-time: The St. Albans outpatient clinic is seeking a skilled substance-abuse clinician to join our team. This position requires experience with intake/assessment & diagnosis, making referrals, & working with the clinical team to determine level of care placement in counseling for substance abuse clients. Other duties will include individual & group therapy. Candidates must possess a Master’s degree in counseling, social work or psychology & have a license, or be licensable, in substance abuse & in counseling or social work. Excellent working conditions in a positive environment. Resumé and cover letter by September 29th to:

CDAS Attn: Cynthia Grace 172 Fairfield St. St. Albans, VT 05478

MAKE A DIFFERENCE! VERMONT COMMUNITY STEWARDSHIP PROGRAM Full & half-time AmeriCorps service positions available with nonprofit affordable housing & land conservation organizations throughout Vermont including Burlington, Montpelier, Barre, Middlebury, Morrisville, Waterbury, & West Rutland. Commitment from 9/29/04 to 8/31/05. $11,611 stipend, $4725 education award, health benefits & diverse training opportunities. For more information or an application call 802828-3253 or email dean@vhcb.org. Check out our website at www.vhcb.org/vcsp.html. The Vermont Community Stewardship Program is a project of the Vermont Housing and Conservation Board. EOE

149 State St., Montpelier, VT 05602

Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

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Northeastern Family Institute FOR FILLING ONE OF 368 JOBS AT

SMUGGLERS’ NOTCH RESORT

NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following position:

OFFICE MANAGER NFI-Vermont/St. Albans CAP is looking for an experienced person to coordinate and organize office operations and procedures. Direct, develop and produce special projects as needed. Financial and Medicaid reporting, record keeping, supporting a staff of 10 and reporting to the Director. Must be proficient in MS Word and Excel. Multitask, detail-oriented, organized and outgoing. Must have 2 to 4 years experience, Associate’s degree preferred. This position is 30 hours a week with benefits.

Last Seen: In your mirror Distinguishing Marks: smile Possible Occupations: Retail Sales Clerks, Guest Service Staff, Housekeepers, Groundskeepers, Snowmakers, Activities Staff, Food & Beverage Staff, Lifeguards, Ski/Board/Nordic Instructors and many more!

Toll Free 1-888-754-7684 www.smuggs.com/jobs eoe

If interested in joining this dynamic team, please call Marc Adams at 524-1700 or mail your resumé to St. Albans CAP, 35 Catherine Street, St. Albans, VT 05478. EOE

A*VISTA POSITION PROMOTING MENTORING A*VISTA opportunity available with MOBIUS, a new dynamic organization committed to ensuring that every child who needs or wants a mentor has one! The A*VISTA member will be involved in all aspects of a start-up organization including community relations, office operations, recruitment of mentors and program support to provider agencies. Candidates need to be effective communicators, know technology and be comfortable with outreach activities. Inquire immediately. Flexible start date.

Contact: Chris Piana at Mobius 658-1888, 431 Pine St. Burlington, VT 05401 Chris@mobiusmentors.org

COALITION COORDINATOR Chittenden County Substance Abuse Coalition

Part-time contract position to provide staff leadership to the Coalition and related committees. Direct the development and implementation of Coalition goals and objectives and ensure broad participation in Coalition activities. Develop general operating and special-event funding for Coalition projects. The ideal candidate will have experience in the substance abuse field, leadership abilities, community organizing experience, excellent communication skills and a proven ability to build group consensus. Send resumé and 3 references by 10/04/04 to:

CCSAC Coordinator C/o Burlington CEDO 149 Church Street Burlington, VT 05401

employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | september 22-29, 2004 | 35B

EMPLOYMENT THERAPY POSITIONS North Country Health System, an expanding regional hospital in beautiful northern Vermont, has immediate full-time openings for a Physical Therapist, an Occupational Therapist, and a Speech Language Pathologist. NCH’s Rehabilitation Department is progressive and diverse; serving outpatients, inpatients, skilled nursing homes, schools and industrial services.

ROUTE SALES DRI VER Wa te r bur y Ba se d We are looking for someone to schedule deliveries and sale of products to all direct store deliver accounts assigned. This full-time position is available immediately, working 40+ hours per week, and is based out of our Waterbury, VT’s Finest Distribution facility. We require a High School diploma or equivalent with previous sales and service of frozen foods experience preferable along with familiarity with computer and software systems. Must possess Class “B” CDL (or willingness to obtain one); have a safe, clean driving record to meet and maintain D.O.T. driving and physical certification. Ability to work flexible hours and some weekends with extensive local travel approx. 85% along with ability to routinely lift 25-50 lbs and occasional weekly overnight stay are musts. We offer a progressive benefits package that includes the usual stuff. You will receive 3 free pints of Vermont’s finest all natural super premium ice cream and frozen yogurt per day! Be sure to check our Ben & Jerry’s web site at www.benjerry.com/jobs for job descriptions and other openings, or call our Job Information Line at (802) 846-1543 x7584#. Please respond in writing or email jobs@benjerry.com or fax (802) 846-1520 with resumé, cover letter and salary requirements to:

Ben & Jerry ’s Ho memade, In c. 30 C ommu nit y Drive Sou th Bu rlin gton , Vermo n t 0 5403 -682 8 ATTN: H R Staf fin g

PHYSICAL THERAPIST: Requires graduation from an accredited PT Program and Vermont license. Must have excellent assessment skills and hands-on therapeutic competence in all aspects of physical therapy. OCCUPATIONAL THERAPIST: Must be well versed in all aspects of Occupational Therapy, be a graduate of accredited Occupational Therapy program, be Vermont-licensed, and demonstrate good clinical skills with all age groups.

SPEECH LANGUAGE PATHOLOGIST: Must have proven ability in dysphagia management, cognitive rehabilitation, voice therapy, and general speech and language intervention. Vermont licensure, ASHA certification/Certificate of Clinical Competence, and M.S./M.A. required. All positions offer competitive salary and excellent benefit package. Please send resumé and written authorization to check references to:

Mike Simpson, Human Resources North Country Health System 189 Prouty Drive Newport, Vermont 05855 (802) 334-3218, or Fax: (802) 334-3510 Email: msimpson@nchsi.org • www.nchsi.org

Be sure to check our Ben & Jerry’s website www.benjerry.com/jobs and our Job Information Line at (802) 846-1543, extension 7584#.

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Cosmetologists! Do you want to be creative, work with a great team, make a difference and have fun? Are you ready to challenge yourself and be part of a positive community and growing business? If you’ve answered yes, Stephen & Burns may be the place for you. We are opening our new Aveda Lifestyle Spa & Salon on the Church Street Marketplace and are now hiring licensed cosmetologists to be a part of our new location. We offer family-friendly schedules, team-based pay, continuing professional education, paid vacation, 401K and a positive work environment. We offer ongoing training programs, so please feel free to apply even if you have been out of the field for a period of time – we’re looking for the right people, not just the right talent. If you want to be a part of an exceptional team, work with great clients and a wonderful downtown community, please email, fax or mail your resumé to: Stephen & Burns Attn: Human Resources 29 Church Street Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: (802) 860-1970 g r e a t j o b @ s t e p h e n a n d b u r n s . c o m • w w w. s t e p h e n a n d b u r n s . c o m

Sales and Marketing Assistant We’re seeking a part-time assistant to the sales team – 20 hours to start, with potential for growth to full-time. This person will attend sales meetings; create collateral materials to facilitate sales and external marketing such as radio spots and press releases; handle trades and event sponsorships; help organize Seven Days events, auxiliary publications and other special projects; develop promotions and interactive facets of website; help guide the evolution of this still-growing business. Ideally some “house” accounts will be included; applicants with direct sales experience are preferred. Applicant should have some marketing experience; must have some understanding of the alternative newsweekly business, or be a fast and resourceful learner.

Ideal applicant will also: • have a positive, enthusiastic attitude; • have excellent customer-service skills in person and on the phone; • be self-motivated and a good team player; • be super-organized and creative; • not mind being called the S&M person. Please send resumé and cover letter indicating your qualifications to:

Jobs, Seven Days, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402, or to jobs@sevendaysvt.com. No phone calls, please.

36B | september 22-29, 2004 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT iSYSTEMS

Join our TEAM!

See What’s Cookin’

Do you want to ‘Ride the Range’?

LINE COOKS We have opportunities for:

Full and part-time.

Drop by today and see Steve or send resumé to: The Ground Round • 1633 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05401 • or steve@nineplatt.com

Part-time Product Support Specialist–Evenings until 10PM

RETAIL SALES POSITION: Upscale children’s clothing store in Williston is looking for a friendly, responsible and outgoing person to work 20-30 hours a week (possibly including weekends). This person should have prior retail experience, enjoy taking the initiative, have an eye for detail, and love kids (and their parents)! Great pay, flexible scheduling and a fun environment. Apply with letter and resumé to:

Katharine Cohen at kcohen@isabean.com or call (802) 288-9570 for an interview.

Goddard College

We have an immediate, part-time opening for a self-motivated, organized person to join our Product Support Team to provide client service and support of our payroll software. Qualifications include strong customer service background with working knowledge of Windows applications. Payroll or financial experience is a must. Technical knowledge or Quality Assurance experience would be a plus. Must be willing to work evening hours until 10PM on an ongoing basis and work well within deadlines and under pressure. Please send salary requirements and resumé to:

Joel Gluck, Operations Manager iSystems LLC PO Box 706, Essex Jct., VT 05453 joel@isystemsllc.com

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DEAN OF THE COLLEGE FOR ACADEMIC PROGRAMS Goddard College, in Plainfield, Vermont, has been a leader in progressive education for more than six decades. The Deans of the College for Academic Programs, for Community Life and Student Services, and for Finance and Institutional Advancement work collaboratively and with the President to provide leadership for this unique institution at an exciting time in its history. We seek a creative, dedicated and collaborative individual to join us as Dean of the College for Academic Programs in the summer of 2005. The Dean of the College for Academic Programs provides leadership for academic program development, initiation of new programs, and all academic policies and procedures, as well as oversight of faculty hiring. The Dean supervises the directors of the academic programs, librarian, registrar, academic services, and the Associate Dean for Enrollment Management (who oversees admissions and financial aid). Successful candidates will have the terminal degree in their field, significant experience in administration in higher education, and a demonstrated commitment to advancing the theory and practice of progressive education. Please submit a vita, names and contact information of three references, and a letter of no more than four singlespaced pages describing (1) why you are particularly interested in this position at Goddard College, (2) one example of your experience in collaborative governance, (3) one example of your success in supporting institutional diversity, (4) your philosophy of progressive higher education, and (5) what you see as the major issues facing institutions of higher education in the next five years. We will begin processing applications on December 1, 2004 and expect to interview leading candidates in January 2005. We cannot guarantee full consideration of applications received after January 1, 2005. The position is open until filled.

ASSOCIATE DEAN FOR ENROLLMENT MANAGEMENT (Subject to funding) The Associate Dean for Enrollment Management is responsible for all aspects of enrollment management, coordinating the work of relevant departments at Goddard, and reporting to the Dean of the College for Academic Programs. He or she will increase enrollment at Goddard both by robust and creative recruitment of new students and by improving retention. In particular, the AD-EM will: • Advise the Deans’ Council on the development of new programs, through analysis of potential enrollment markets and strategies for marketing, and on “right-sizing” of programs. • Work with program directors and admissions to strengthen recruitment of students for existing programs, to seek out and develop new student markets, including under-represented students, with the goal to create a racially, economically and culturally diverse student body. • Train and deploy program directors, faculty, students, and alumni/ae as effective partners in student recruiting. • Conduct proactive marketing efforts in coordination with institutional advancement. • Improve accuracy of enrollment projections; create effective systems for tracking student enrollment and obtaining reliable commitments from returning students. • Conduct research on student satisfaction and reasons for student withdrawal or non-completion; work with departments and programs to address sources of dissatisfaction and strengthen sources of satisfaction. • Supervise departments of admissions and financial aid; assess procedures and improve as needed, increase conversion rates from inquiry to registration. Requirements: Master’s degree strongly preferred. Five years experience with demonstrated success in creating enrollment management systems and increasing recruitment, enrollment, and retention of adult students. Appreciation of progressive education. Willingness to travel. Please submit a vita, names and contact information of three references, and a letter of no more than two singlespaced pages describing why you are particularly interested in this position at Goddard College. We will begin processing applications on November 1, 2004 and expect to interview leading candidates in November and December. We cannot guarantee full consideration of applications received after November 1, 2004. The position is available as soon as possible after January 1, 2005, and will remain open until filled.

Goddard is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. To that end, we are actively seeking applications for these positions from qualified candidates from groups currently under-represented in our institution.

Human Resources Office, Goddard College 123 Pitkin Road, Plainfield, VT 05667 www.Goddard.edu

Community Inclusion Facilitator We are seeking a highly motivated individual interested in joining our person-centered team, developing positive relationships and supporting individuals in achieving their goals and dreams. CVS will provide trainings, benefits and ongoing supports.Various part-time and per diem shifts available. Great opportunity for individuals first entering the field of human services or for those looking to further their experience. Please send your letter of interest and resumé to:

staff@cvsvt.org

655-0511 Home Support Providers Champlain Vocational Services is seeking an active, caring, and responsible couple or individual to provide home supports for a young man who along with incredible talents, humor and stories, also has a developmental disability.This position includes a generous stipend, rent, and generous respite dollars are available.This is a live-in position at the individual’s spacious home with a separate partial upstairs apartment. If you are a self-starter, have experience with and/ or are interested in working with disabled adults, then please apply to join a team of individuals who really enjoy working with this humorous and eccentric young man. Please send resumé and cover letter to:

CVS c/o Brent Hewey 512 Troy Avenue, Suite 1 Colchester, VT 05446 bhewey@cvsvt.org employment@sevendaysvt.com

employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | september 22-29, 2004 | 37B

EMPLOYMENT Chiropractic Assistant PICTURE FRAMER Minimum 2 years experience. Flexible 20 hours with growth potential. We appreciate hard work, talent and teamwork. Resumé to 98 Church Street or email LFSnell@aol.com. No phone calls please.

BOUTILIER’S ART CENTER

College Street Children’s Center

Early Childhood Educator The College Street Children’s Center is looking for a nurturing, creative, enthusiastic infant/toddler teacher to join our team of childcare professionals. The position is 40 hours a week. Classroom experience and a CDA or Associate’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related field is preferred. A willingness to further one’s education is required. Pay commensurate with experience. Benefit package included. Send resumé and 3 letters of reference to:

Cindy Bodette/Sarah Kemp College Street Children’s Center 228 College Street Middlebury, VT 05753 Email: CSCC@together.net Deadline: October 1, 2004

PARK&SHUTTLE Burlington International Airport

Cashier Now hiring, part-time 4-12 shifts Part-time 8-4 Sat./Sun. Come in person weekdays 8-4 481 White St., So. Burlington, VT 05407

Shelter Staff

Part-time, substitute and overnight positions available in our Family Shelter. Responsibilities include working with families in shelter to maintain a safe and supportive living environment. Strong communication and crisis management skills a must. Weekends required.

Send cover letter and resumé to:

to assist within chiropractic practice. Full-time or parttime positions available. Send resumé and cover letter to: Cedar Wood Chiropractic 3 Main St., Suite 217, Burlington, VT 05401 802-863-5828

Th e F r ancis F ou ndat io n A therapeutic agency serving children and youth, with a small independent school, is recruiting new team members to address the following areas:

Re gis te red Nu rse Mast er’ s le ve l Clinic ia n As sis tant C ase Mana gers Individu al Stude nt Aids

Heather Blondin

Full and part-time opportunities are available. Criminal record checks will be conducted for final candidates. Submit a letter of interest and resumé by October 4, 2004 to:

P.O. Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402

Francis F oundat ion HRD, 16 Church Stre et Middle sex, VT 0560 2

EOE

No phone calls, please. Equal Opportunity Employer

COTS

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com City of Burlington

Burlington School District Employment Opportunities: Paraeducators, 10-30 hrs/week, various schools district-wide. After-School Program Course Instructors, 1 hour/ week. Various schools. After-School Site Assistants, 2-3 hrs/afternoon. Various schools. Tutor, for 2-4 hours per day. Basketball Coach, Edmunds Middle School. See detailed information on our website www.bsdvt.org.

Burlington School District Human Resources 150 Colchester Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 EOE • Minorities are encouraged to apply.

CLERK–TREASURERS OFFICE

PART-TIME INSTRUCTORS needed for spring semester day and evening courses in St. Albans. Subject Areas:

GMC, a non-profit organization which maintains and protects Vermont’s Long Trail, seeks multitalented office coordinator to work M-F in our Waterbury Center office. Core responsibilities include: assisting hiker center customers; managing a high volume of phone calls and email; and providing support for all program areas with an emphasis on education and membership. Must have excellent organizational, communication, computer and customer service skills. Database management and QuickBooks experience a bonus. For a complete job description, visit www.greenmountainclub.org Competitive salary and benefits commensurate with experience. Mail cover letter, resumé and references postmarked by September 30, 2004 to:

Green Mountain Club, 4711 Waterbury-Stowe Rd. Waterbury Center, VT 05677 EOE

• Database Analyst – regular full-time • Database Analyst – temporary full-time • Help Desk Technician – temporary part-time

Vermont History, Spanish I, Geneology, Bioethics, and courses in science, math, writing and sociology/social work.

To find out more about these positions, visit our website at www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us or call (802) 865-7145.

Master’s degree recommended.

To apply, send resumé, cover letter and City of Burlington application by September 30, 2004 to:

Send cover letter and resumé by September 30 to: Dianne Leach, Site Office Manager Community College of Vermont 142 South Main Street, St. Albans, VT 05478 CCV is EOE/ADA compliant.

HR Dept, Rm. 33, City Hall Burlington, VT 05401 Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE

COALITION DEVELOPMENT & TRAINING COORDINATOR

Green Mountain Club seeks

Office Coordinator

The City of Burlington has the following IT positions available:

Engaging minds that change the world

Enterprise Resource Planning (ERP) Office of Vice President for Finance and Administration ERP Change Management Team Lead - Provide leadership for activities of Change Management Team throughout all phases of Administrative Systems Replacement Project (ERP Implementation). Utilize knowledge of financial management functions to provide direction to and collaborate with team members to complete related project tasks. Bachelor's degree in related field and six years experience in higher education, research, and/or not-for-profit organization required or an equivalent combination. Knowledge and understanding of University culture and impact of business process reengineering on community. Demonstrated leadership, decision-making and problem resolution skills. Requisition #030498. ERP Budget, Performance Management and Reporting Team Lead - Provide management oversight and leadership of budgeting, performance management and related reporting unit of Enterprise Resource Planning (ERP) project. Coordinate budget planning elements with financial metrics to assess performance and provide meaningful reporting. Bachelor's degree in related field and five years' related financial management experience required or an equivalent combination. Effective analytical, organizational and written and verbal communication skills required. High-level database management experience desirable. Requisition #030654. For further information, or to apply with electronic application, resume, cover letter and references, visit our web site at: www.uvmjobs.com . Tel. #802-656-3494. The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer.

employment@sevendaysvt.com

COVE, Community of Vermont Elders, is a nationally recognized policy development, advocacy and educational organization dedicated to the needs and well being of Vermont elders. COVE seeks a Coalition Development and Training Coordinator for the Better Jobs Better Care – Vermont (BJBC-VT) project. BJBC-VT is a demonstration funded by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation and Atlantic Philanthropies. Its goal is to develop, implement and evaluate strategies for improving recruitment and retention of direct care workers. The Coordinator will establish working partnerships with various stakeholders in order to advance the educational component of this initiative. This is a unique opportunity for a creative partner and focused planner with experience building positive workplace culture, facilitating groups, and providing trainings to adults.

Submit cover letter and resumé to: Mary Helen Bentley Program Director MaryHelen@vermontelders.org COVE 79 River Street Heritage II, Suite I Montpelier, VT 05602

38B | september 22-29, 2004 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT The Growing Place Child Development Center, Flooring America is looking for a Retail Sales Person for our growing store. Looking for energetic person with strong communication skills. Pay and benefits commensurate with experience. Apply in person at:

Part-time

Aerobic Instructors Needed to teach Step, Low Impact and Reebok Core classes at the YMCA. Experienced and certified. Please contact Kevin Hatin, Fitness Director, at 862-8993 x151 or email khatin@gbymca.org. EOE

an NAEYC accredited center, is searching for a GREAT teacher! Must be mature, reliable, energetic, creative, and committed to children. Experience required. Degree in ECE or related field preferred, however, desire, enthusiasm and motivation to further one’s own education is highly recognized.

Please call Patty at 879-2525 or send resumé to kimax6@verizon.net.

Flooring America at the Carpetbagger 800 Marshall Avenue, Williston, VT 05495

Stern Center for Language and Learning

Bookkeeper, 20-25 hours Fast-paced environment. Responsibilities include: Sales reconciliation, accounts payable, inventory control, payroll.

Required: ability to work independently, accurately and with attention to detail, knowledge of computer spreadsheets and Windows. Benefits include: insurance, vacation, 401K, meal discounts and more! Please fax, mail or email your resumé and cover letter to:

Perry’s Fish House, Attn: Lenna Noth 2517 Shelburne Road, Shelburne, VT 05482 Email: lenna@steakseafood.com • Fax: 802-985-3381 • EOE

~ a nonprofit literacy center helping students of all ages reach their learning potential, because all great minds don’t think alike ~

Paraeducator

ASSISTANT RESTAURANT MANAGER:

The Stern Center has an immediate opening for a paraeducator in our new Enrichment Center for Young Children and Caring Adults. Educational experience desired. Please call Sally Conant, M.S., Director of Instructional and Diagnostic Programs at 802-878-2332.

Full-time, immediate opening, 1-3 years experience, must be able to work flexible hours, enjoy working with the public in a fast-paced, high-volume atmosphere without sacrificing quality customer service. Offer competitive salary & benefits w/an established fine dining restaurant and upstairs pub dining. Send resumé to:

Address:

Windjammer Restaurant 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403 or email jeanette@windjammergroup.com

SCLL, 135 Allen Brook Lane Williston, Vermont 05495

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com

SERVERS Are you looking for a job with... • • • • • •

A flexible schedule offering 3 shifts or more? A dinner-only restaurant? Great earning potential up to $20/hour? 401K, insurance and meal discounts? Consistent income year round? Professional management support?

Join our team at Perry’s Fish House! Holidays and weekends a must! Apply in person 1-5 pm Monday-Friday. 1080 Shelburne Road • South Burlington,VT EOE

aDo you live in Chittenden County? aDo you have compassion for others and common sense? aAre you interested in making a positive impact in a young man’s life? aIs there space in your home and life for someone else? aAre you interested in being a Developmental Home Provider?

M E N TA L H E A LT H

CASE MANAGER #877:

If the answer to these questions is yes and you are able to pass a criminal background check, possess a valid driver’s license and have an insured and reliable vehicle, then please send a letter of interest and resumé to:

Patricia Ingraham Sterling Area Services, Inc. PO Box 1207 Morrisville, VT 05661

Aucti on Coo rdi nator

Vermont Public Television is looking for a committed individual to coordinate an on-air travel auction. This entails recruiting & supervising volunteers, developing partnerships, and soliciting & securing donations. Must be capable of motivating, training, and providing leadership to staff and volunteers. Organizational and computer skills are considered a necessity. Fundraising experience is very desirable. This is a temporary position without benefits.

Viewer Se rvice s R epr esent ative

Seeking an energetic and enthusiastic individual to respond to viewer calls and letters, research and resolve viewer problems, cultivate members, write correspondence and reports, and prepare mailings. Computer and organizational skills are essential; web experience desirable. An Associate s degree and two years related experience required. Please submit cover letter and resume to:

V e rmo nt P ub l i c Tel ev i si o n A tt n: HR D ep art ment 4 2 04 E than Al l e n A ve nue Co l c he ster , VT 05446

WASHINGTON COUNTY

Vermont ETV, Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Provider and Employer

Seeking a recovery-oriented mental health clinician to provide case management services to persons with serious mental illness. This is an outreach-based position that includes counseling, service coordination, skills training and advocacy. We are interested in hiring a client-centered, enthusiastic clinician with a good sense of humor and an interest in working with women with trauma issues. Bachelor’s or Master’s degree in related field with a minimum of one year experience working with persons with a mental illness. Valid driver’s license, good driving record and safe, insured vehicle required. Send letter of interest and resumé to:

WCMHS, Personnel P.O. Box 647 Montpelier, VT 05601 EOE

EOE

SECURITY OFFICER VSC, Grade 8, Temporary, Part-time, Staff Position High school education plus two to three years of relevant experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired; good working knowledge of relevant laws and regulation, fire prevention; relevant first-aid training and knowledge of CPR desirable; ability to deal effectively with a wide range of individuals; ability to train and oversee work of others; physical ability to perform all job duties; valid driver’s license. Protect people and property on campus; patrol campus buildings and grounds; ensure that all buildings are locked and unlocked as appropriate; assist local fire and rescue personnel as needed; provide security services such as parking and traffic direction for special events. Applications will be accepted until position is filled. Send cover letter with resumé to: Mike Palagonia, Director Public Safety Johnson State College 337 College Hill Johnson, VT 05656 JOHNSON STATE COLLEGE IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

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EMPLOYMENT Attention College Students!

CARPENTERS

Need a part-time job and want to make a difference? Substitute positions available in a variety of child-care settings. Gain valuable experience, earn extra income and touch the life of a child. Opportunities for training and certification available. Send resumé and cover letter to: Michelle Parent, 181 Commerce St., Williston, VT 05495.

wanted for work in Stowe area. If interested call Bob for details at

(802) 253-3928.

CLEAR BEARING

Field Technician/Customer Service

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ClearBearing, Inc., a network consultancy and exciting new Internet service provider (ISP) based in Burlington, Vermont, is seeking a part-time field technician who’s a whiz at responding to customers' technical inquiries in ways that keep them singing ClearBearing’s praises. Your PC desktop support experience and familiarity with Internet applications and network troubleshooting will help us resolve customer workstation and network issues in a timely fashion. And you’ll be our on-location eyes and ears for opportunities to expand our services throughout Greater Burlington. Windows experience is prime, additional experience with Mac and Linux is preferred: advanced training will be made available to someone with a desire to move upward. Stellar people skills are a must. Please email your resume to jobs@clearbearing.com/send via postal mail to:

Immediate Opening SCHOOL NURSE .20 FTE Experience working in a school setting preferred, appropriate certification required and must be eligible for appropriate Vermont licensure. Interested candidates should send a cover letter, resumé, three letters of reference, transcripts and certification documents to:

ClearBearing, Inc. 208 Flynn Avenue Building 2, Suite 2E Burlington, Vermont 05401-5421

• Counter Help • Waitstaff Breakfast and Lunch. Flexible hours. Will train. Great working environment. Fair pay. 2121 Essex Road, Taft Corners, Williston. Call 802-878-5524 between 9 a.m. - 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. - 4:30 p.m.

Bookkeeper/Accountant

Washington Village School

N W

Full-time/part-time

Jeff Lindgren, Principal, Washington Village School, Route 110, Washington, VT 05675 EOE

Nathaniel Electronics is looking for a Bookkeeper/ Accountant to add to their growing team. Candidates must possess firm knowledge of accounting principles and experience with QuickBooks would be a plus. This position is responsible for creating and posting journal entries to GL, A/P and A/R and Payroll. Other duties involve processing AP, and recordkeeping of schedules and documents that support the financial information and producing end-of-month financial statements. This position requires a very high level of attention to detail and organizational skills. Please email resumé to: jobs@nathaniel.com. Nathaniel Electronics 101 Panton Road, Suite 1 Vergennes, VT 05491 www.nathaniel.com jobs@nathaniel.com

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com Wanted:

Two 25-hour floater positions with pro-rated vacation and sick-time are available. One position is working with adults with a variety of challenges at home, at work and in the community. The second position is working with school-age children at home, in the community and school. Must be a team player, resourceful and creative. Must be active, energetic and physically capable of lifting, transferring and physically assisting people in their daily lives.

Call Sterling Area Services for application: (802) 888-7602 or fax resumé to (802) 888-1182.

FULL-TIME Professional Nurses Service, a statewide home health care company has immediate employment opportunities available for:

RNs and LPNs nights and weekend day shifts.

We offer employees competitive wages with shift differentials, partial-paid mileage and continuing education. You can make a difference! Call today or mail resumé to:

Attn: position 58 (adult program) or 59 (children’s program). EOE

Professional Nurses Service, Inc. PO Box 188 Winooski, VT 05404 (802) 655-7111 or 1-800-44-NURSE M.Smith@pronurses.com EOE

RN/LPN/ MOA for comprehensive Women’s Health Care Center

is now hiring:

Fax or mail resumés to:

FINE DINING WAITER

Lake Champlain Gynecologic Oncology 364 Dorset Street So. Burlington, Vermont 05403 FAX # (802) 859-9944 Attention: Linda Davidson, NP

experienced, detail-oriented

l Please call Michael after 12 noon (closed Tuesday) at

Michael’s on the Hill Waterbury Center (802) 244-7476

{ PLANNER } The Town of Essex The Town of Essex, Vermont, seeks qualified applicants for the Planner position. This position assists the Community Development Director with the regulatory process and also involves professional and technical work in administering planning activities for the Town. Qualifications: BA/BS in planning, public administration, civil engineering, landscape architecture or related field. Two years of relevant experience. Knowledge of planning laws. Technical expertise in planning for special project tasks. Computer literacy with word processing, spreadsheet, database and email systems. Effective communication and customer service skills. $35,000 plus excellent benefits. Full job description available at: www.essex.org. Position open until filled. Priority given to cover letters and resumés received by October 8, 2004 to:

Patrick Scheidel, Town Manager Town of Essex 81 Main Streeet Essex Junction, VT 05452 EOE

of Northern New England

PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote, and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all.

PATIENT ACCOUNTS REPRESENTATIVE Seeking a bright, energetic individual with excellent organizational, communication and computer skills. Primary duties include: Provide quality customer service; review, correct and send electronic/paper claims to insurance companies; gather, report and analyze insurance claims system data; evaluate and improve existing insurance billing systems. Associate’s degree or 1-2 years relevant experience and experience in insurance and/or Medicaid billing required. If you are a team player interested in working in a customer-focused, fast-paced environment, please respond by mail or email with cover letter and resumé by October 1, 2004 to:

PPNNE, Human Resources 183 Talcott Road, Suite 101, Williston, Vermont 05495 humanresources@ppnne.org Proud to be an Equal Opportunity Employer

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EMPLOYMENT EOE

Employment Training Specialist A challenging position in our Burlington office. Requires ability to work with individuals having physical, developmental and mental health disabilities to motivate and support them in searching, finding and maintaining employment while overcoming barriers to work. Minimum qualifications include a high-school diploma, reliable transportation, good interpersonal and communication skills with a desire to learn. Salary of $23,000 to start with generous benefits.

Shift Supervisor: Guest Services The View – 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., M-Th, Academic Year Seek foodservice professional with 2-3 years dining room and supervisory experience. As lead counter service person, train team members, promote friendly and speedy customer service and monitor the overall dining environment of quick service restaurant operated by our Hospitality Management students. Send a cover letter, resumé and references by September 30th to:

Send a cover letter and resumé summarizing relevant experience and interest to:

VABIR • 75 Talcott Rd. Suite 30 • Williston, VT 05495 • EOE

Human Resources, Champlain College PO Box 670, Burlington, VT 05402-0670 Email: hr@champlain.edu or fax to 802-860-2772

employment@sevendaysvt.com Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

Shared Living Provider Needed Family, couple or individual needed to work as part of a team providing a home and supports to a young man with developmental disabilities. He needs help with all aspects of his daily living. Some activities that he enjoys include being in a swing, hot tub or pool, listening to music and being told stories. 1st-floor bedroom and bathroom required. Excellent compensation and a supportive team. Must live in Chittenden County. Contact Kathy at Howard Community Services at 865-6173 for more information about this and other shared living opportunities. Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

Respite Providers Needed Provide active in-home and community supports to an engaging 17-yr-old girl in Essex. Hours available include Monday 2:30pm-8:00pm, Saturday shifts of 9am - noon and noon - 8pm, Sunday 10am-6pm, and one weekend respite from Friday evening to Monday morning. She is creative, athletic, engaging and enjoys playing sports, Disney movies, and arts & crafts. Excellent and competitive pay, as well as access to a supportive team of care providers. Experience working with behavioral challenges preferred. Bryan Civalier will be accepting calls on behalf of the family at 859-1274. Individual needed to work as part of a team providing respite supports to a young man with developmental disabilities. He needs help with all aspects of his daily living. Some activities that he enjoys include being in a swing, hot tub or pool, listening to music and being told stories. Morning, afternoon and weekend respite hours available at client’s and respite provider’s residence. Excellent compensation and a supportive team. Bryan Civalier will be accepting calls on behalf of the family at 859-1274.

Training Specialist - 2 Positions Available Seeking candidates for two community-based positions through Howard Community Services. Both positions entail supporting individuals (one female age 21, one male age 19) in the areas of vocational development, accessing recreational opportunities, and independent living skills development. Positions are 20 hours/week, daytime hours, Monday – Friday and there is some flexibility allowed. Join a supportive team with competitive salary, medical, dental, paid time off, and training provided. Please send letter of interest and resumé to Jen Mitchell or email JenM@HowardCenter.org.

Training Specialist Fun-loving, visually impaired man looking for someone to assist him with integrating into the community for 10 hours every week. He enjoys eating out, and going for walks where there is high auditory, tactile and olfactory stimulation. The prime candidate would be easy-going and reliable. Valid driver’s license and reliable transportation a must. Please submit resumés to Jessica Fox-Keller or email JessicaF@HowardCenter.org.

Training Specialist Seeking a reliable, caring and dedicated individual to provide support in the home and in the community for 30 hours per week to a charming young man with significant personal care needs. Responsibilities also include reading to him, administering medication, working with his family and driving the family’s accessible van. The family helps with lifting and personal care. Excellent benefits included. Additional hours available. Valid driver’s license necessary. Send resumé and cover letter to Chris Gillespie or email ChrisG@HowardCenter.org.

Property Maintenance Crew Member Applications are invited for a full-time position (Tuesday through Saturday) performing general maintenance tasks, moving furniture and equipment and snow removal. Training will be provided in a variety of skills in order to supplement other trade or grounds crews as needed. Applicants should be flexible, dependable and motivated and have a Vermont driver’s license. Applicants must be able to lift and move very heavy objects such as furniture, file cabinets and cement bags. Please apply to:

The Office of Human Resources, Saint Michael’s College One Winooski Park, Colchester, VT 05439 Accepting applications until the position is filled. EOE

New England Culinary Institute staff members thrive on the energy and excitement of being part of a leader in culinary education. Every staff member at NECI contributes to our students’ educational experience.

IS Support Specialist The Information Systems Support Specialist assists in the development, installation, and maintenance of all computer-related systems, and provides technical support on software and hardware issues. This position acts as the primary resource for technical support, training, and maintenance of NECI’s academic management software package. Acts as the primary resource for the Point of Sale software system (Aloha) for all NECI restaurants. Troubleshoots problems, assists and trains users, and acts as a liaison to the POS vendor for difficult problems or system reconfigurations. This position requires an Associate’s degree plus 1-2 years experience in information systems. To apply for this position, please send resumé and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu.

Office Services Assistant Assists and supports the Office Services Supervisor and department with administrative and business functions by performing a variety of duties. Access, Excel, Publisher and Word proficiency required; understanding of ordering and inventory processes needed; sense of humor helpful. Must work well with students and co-workers and be willing to do all aspects of office work including photocopying, mail processing and some heavy lifting. Minimum of one-year certificate from college or technical school; or three to six months related experience and/or training; or equivalent combination of education and experience. To apply for this position, please send resumé and letter of interest to amyh@ neci.edu.

Maintenance Technician The Maintenance Technician is responsible for the proper operation of the Essex campus facilities. Main area of focus is the mechanical functioning of the kitchen equipment, retail space and office buildings. This position requires 2-3 years experience in building maintenance including minor plumbing, HVAC, refrigeration, electrical and gas kitchen appliances. Certification a plus. This is a full-time position, including on-call hours. To apply for this position, please send resumé and letter of interest to frankh@neci.edu or apply in person at 5 Franklin Street, Essex Junction, VT.

NECI Commons Supervisor A supervisor at NECI Commons is a contributing member of the management team, fully responsible for supervision of operations, staff, students and guests during assigned shifts. Responsible for ensuring maximum guest satisfaction and the creation of a quality educational environment. The FOH Supervisor is expected to lead by example and role model uncompromised professionalism. This is a part-time position. Please send resumé and letter of interest to chrisb@ neci.edu, or apply in person at NECI Commons, 25 Church Street, Burlington, VT.

Waitstaff/Host NECI Commons is seeking high-energy, enthusiastic individuals. Experience a plus but willing to train the right individuals. Competitive wages and excellent benefits! Apply in person at NECI Commons, 25 Church St., Burlington, VT. EOE

*** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply *** Share our passion for culinary arts? Visit www.neci.edu/necicareers.asp

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Step-Up to Policing

Exciting new training opportunity! A 9-week training program for women. If you are interested in a Law Enforcement career with great pay and benefits now is the time to get started. The program is scheduled to begin October 18, 2004. For information, or to apply for this FREE training call Patti at Northern New England Tradeswomen, Inc. 1-800-639-1472 or (802) 878-0004 ext. 108

Papa Nick’s of Hinesburg

is looking for experienced

• Pizza Cook • Waitstaff • Breakfast Cook • Line Cook To make an appointment for an interview, call 482-6050 and ask for Nick or Voula.

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employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE Lamoille County Mental Health Services, Inc., a designated community mental health center is seeking a detail-oriented individual to work full-time in our administrative department. General duties include Medicaid and third party billing, Medicaid waiver billing and management of school contract billing. Minimum requirements: Associate’s degree in Accounting or Business field and two years experience.

VOCATIONAL CREW LEADER Dedicated and dependable person to work permanent part-time. Communitybased supported employment program that provides vocational services to persons with severe and persistent mental illness, using different employment and recovery models. Workdays consist of Thursday, Friday and Saturday, 24 hours per week. Clean driving record required. Please send resumé.

CAREGIVERS NEEDED Join a dynamic team of health care providers in a friendly work environment. Copley House in Morrisville, Vermont, is looking for dependable, dedicated persons to serve as caregivers to the adult residents. Lamoille County Mental Health is an equal opportunity employer and provides excellent benefits including health care and a generous leave time package. Reply by cover letter and resumé to:

HR Director 520 Washington Highway, Morrisville, VT 05661 (No phone calls)

Heavy Construction Positions

Immediate Openings • Pipe Layers • Laborers • Operators • Road Construction • Utility Construction • Site Development • Excavation -all types

Competitive compensation. Long-term opportunity with established firm. For consideration, mail resumé or apply in person.

Munson

Earth Moving Corp. 85 Shunpike Road Williston, VT 05495 (802) 863-6395

Public Policy Coordinator

Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility seeks a Public Policy Coordinator to work with the Director and Board in developing and implementing public policy programs, outreach, and education. Involves extensive telephone and personal contact with business people, legislators, and interest groups. Requires an active interest in progressive business practices and some related experience, strong oral and written communication and project organization skills, strong teamwork ethic, leadership, administrative and computer skills, and ability to prioritize tasks and work independently in fast-paced environment. Some statewide travel required. The Public Policy Coordinator reports to the Executive Director and is full-time, salaried. Email letter and resumé only. For further information visit:

www.vbsr.org.

CVCAC Head Start

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION 2004-2005 Non-Licensed Openings

has some great job opportunities.

HOME VISITORS for families with preschoolers in Barre, Northfield, Plainfield and Morrisville.

Champlain Valley Union High School CUSTODIANS – C.V.U. is seeking 2nd shift custodians. Hours 3-11:30 p.m. Monday-Friday. Summer hours: Days 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Call 482-7177 for info or pick up application at the CVU Office, 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461.

HOME VISITORS for families with infants and toddlers in Randolph

TEACHER

Chittenden South Supervisory Union

for school-based preschool in Randolph

SUBSTITUTE BUS DRIVERS – In need of sub drivers. Starting pay $10.50/hour. Call Ken Martin at 482-7120.

INFANT-TODDLER TEACHER Barre

SUBSTITUTE CUSTODIANS – If interested in becoming a substitute custodian, please call 383-1234 and request an application. SUBSTITUTES – If interested in subbing in the Chittenden South Supervisory Union, please call 383-1234 and request an application. ESL TUTOR – This position is part-time, no certification necessary, a college degree and previous experience preferred.

Williston School District CUSTODIAN, NIGHT SHIFT – Immediate opening, 8 hours a day, full-year position. Job is at Williston Central School. Questions? Call Kermit at 879-5823. Please send a resumé and references to Williston Central School, Attn: Kermit, 195 Central School Drive, Williston, VT 05495, or stop in person to fill out an application.

Meaningful work, good pay and excellent benefits. Great training opportunities. Join a community of committed people helping families with young children.

Head Start wants you!

Successful applicants will have a child development certificate (CDA) or A.A. in Early Childhood. We will consider home visitor applicants who have a demonstrated commitment to children and families and who are willing to earn the CDA at our expense. Send your resumé and letter of interest to: Human Resources Central Vermont Community Action 195 US Route 302-Berlin Barre, VT 05641 hr@cvcac.org

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EMPLOYMENT Stylist Busy Burlington Men’s hair salon, looking for stylist. Full or part-time hours available. Benefits and generous pay package for the right person. Continuing education in men’s hairstyling available. Please call Michelle at (802) 864-2088.

Carwash Attendant

The Women’s Source for Sports is looking for a woman who enjoys an active lifestyle to join our sales staff.

Part-time, 20 hours minimum. Weekend days required. Greeting automatic carwash customers and pre-washing cars before they enter auto wash. $9.00 hour. Background check.

1 part-time sales position, which includes weekends. Store hours: M-F, 10-6, Sat., 10-5, Sun., 12 -5. Apply Within.

340 Dorset St So. Burlington 863-3233

Newtons Carwash 207 Riverside Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 802 734-9921

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BAKERY MANAGER

Nine Platt Hospitality Group is interviewing for the Kitchen Manager position in its high-volume, growing, South Burlington location. Very competitive compensation and benefit package with unique 401K-contribution plan offered for the right candidate.

Hands-on Manager needed to lead our busy Shelburne Bakery. A motivated and energetic individual must have a passion for baking goods, operations and staffing. Contact Jen Mikell at 210 E. Main Street, Richmond. Fax 434-7511.

Please fax resumé of qualifications to (802) 860-9529 or email to steve@nineplatt.com.

FULL-TIME POSITION AVAILABL E. MATURE, DEPENDABLE, RELIABLE INDIVIDUAL WANTED. MONDAY-FRIDAY. APPLY WITHIN TO:

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257 Jasper Mine Road Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 893-2977 MINORITIES

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SEVEN DAYS METHADONE PROGRAM PER DIEM NURSE Adult Behavioral Health Division If you are an energetic person who enjoys a fast-paced, dynamic work environment, then we have a job for you! The Chittenden Center methadone clinic is looking for a Per Diem Nurse to dispense methadone and assist in managing the medical care of patients in a methadone maintenance treatment program. Early morning hours and some weekend hours required.

Full-time & Part-time

COUNTER POSITIONS AVAILABLE

Qualifications: LPN or RN. Solid computer skills highly desirable. Applicants should possess excellent communication and interpersonal skills with strong attention to detail.

• Starting at $8.00/hour + tips • Dependability a must

Send resumé, cover letter and three references to:

Kathleen Ready, Nurse Coordinator The Chittenden Center 1 South Prospect Street Room #1420 Burlington, Vt. 05401 *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply *** Please visit www.howardcenter.org to see all current job opportunities.

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR PACE Vermont, Inc. PACE Vermont, Inc. seeks a dynamic, inaugural Executive Director. PACE (Program of All-inclusive Care for the Elderly) is an innovative managed health care plan, which covers the total preventive, acute and long-term care needs of qualified individuals aged 55 and older. This nationally recognized program is being established in Vermont and requires an Executive Director with education and experience in health care administration, working with coalitions and in strategic planning in the nonprofit sector. The successful candidate will have strong leadership and communication skills, the ability to work independently, experience in developing and implementing strategic plans, policy and fiscal oversight, interdisciplinary team management and leadership and an ability to communicate effectively with a Board of Directors, clients, staff, partner providers and the community. Contact:

Janice Clements, Chair, Search Committee 649 Everest Road Milton, VT 05468 Email: janclem@moomail.net Or fax (802) 893-0085

802.872.2616 Please ask for Tad, our manager.

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BAGEL MARKET 30 Susie Wilson Rd. Essex, VT 05401

ACCOUNTS PAYABLE/PAYROLL SPECIALIST Full-time position as part of our team in the Accounting Department. This position is split weekly, 3 days in Accounts Payable and 2 days in Payroll. Primary duties for Accounts Payable include processing accounts payable invoices, verification and tracking of all loans, contracts and lease agreements. The Payroll duties include processing bi-weekly payroll for about 900 employees, filing and other duties as assigned. Requirements include excellent interpersonal skills, accuracy, attention to details and experience and proficiency with Excel, Word and computerized accounting systems. Associate’s degree in accounting and/or 3 years related experience preferred. Competitive salary and excellent benefits package. Send resumé with cover letter and names of 3 references to: Tammy J. Cusson Accounts Payable Supervisor Howard Center for Human Services 208 Flynn Avenue, Suite 3J Burlington, VT 05401 802-660-3661 *** EOE/TTY. Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply *** Please visit www.howardcenter.org to see all current job opportunities.

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