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REGIME CHANGE Now over 1000 American lives have been lost in Mr. Bushâ€™s invasion of Iraq. And the dying is far from finished. What reward have we gotten for this great sacrifice, for the countless broken hearts and families destroyed? Sadly, we have lost much of the worldâ€™s respect and support that are needed to help defend us against terrorism. We have diverted massive quantities of people and resources away from our defense against terrorism and into the Iraq War. Terrorism and hatred of America have grown, so we are now less safe from terrorism. By going it nearly alone our troops have been left to suffer by far the greatest part of the deadly burden in Iraq. And Mr. Bush will hand our children the enormous bill for it all. It is time to stand up and correct Mr. Bushâ€™s right-wing blunder that has claimed so many of our loved onesâ€™ lives. Only an international alliance can cope with the international problem of terrorism. Mr. Bush remains tied to his old policies, which have badly damaged that alliance. Without a change in policy we cannot expect a change in results. For the sake of America we must elect a president who will regain the international respect and support that are needed to effectively address the threat of terrorism. Mr.

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TIRED OF TERROR What happened last week in Russia surprised many of us with tears for people weâ€™d never met [â€œInside Track,â€? Sept. 8]. If you are at all inclined to help, please do so. The International Foundation for Terror Act Victims (www.moscowhelp.org) lists a few ways to help. They are small and take little time. The foundation is of course taking donations. They also provide materials for publicizing the foundationâ€™s work to your coworkers or friends. Or maybe all you can give is your thoughts: There is a place to write a note of condolence online. I donâ€™t know about you, but knowing that people halfway around the world cried when they heard about something that happened to me would give me a just a little heart â€” which is pretty nice, in an otherwise incomprehensible time. And while Iâ€™m at it, can I just say: Enough is enough. If anyone out there wants to get serious about creating some empathy and good old warm-fuzziness in this world, give me a call. This is getting ridiculous. Ginger Gellman BURLINGTON

CLAVELLE FOR GOVERNOR Just home from a LGBTQA Alliance Celebration and fundraiser for Peter Clavelleâ€™s campaign for Governor, and heard Peter C. respond to the Douglas administrationâ€™s environmental record (Iâ€™m responding to Peter Freyneâ€™s complaint that Clavelle is missing in action [â€œInside Track,â€? Sept. 1]. Clavelle not only wants to lead Vermont, he wants Vermont to lead this country, and not just in providing every citizen with health-care coverage, but in environmental health policies as well. He knows we need to invest in renewables and in conservation â€” he sees the economic and homeland security sense of it, and, you know what, I think he loves this state and its people, and wants to see what is special and good about Vermont go on for generations. Clavelle pointed out that Burlington uses 2 percent less electricity than it did 14 years ago, at the beginning of his first term as mayor. In addition, during his tenure, Burlington Electric dramatically increased the energy it draws from in-state, renewable sources, clearly demonstrating that renewable resources and affordability go hand in hand, and Burlington secured voter-approval of an $11.3 million bond to fund energy conservation and efficiency measures. This is vision in action, i.e., leader-

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POLLINA PRIDE I haven’t written a letter to Seven Days in years, but I feel compelled

to comment on Peter Freyne’s recent column about Anthony Pollina’s role in the 2002 elections [“Inside Track,” Sept. 8]. What is Mr. Freyne saying about the intelligence of the 25 percent of Vermont voters who supported Anthony in 2002? That they were gullible and were suckered by Anthony? That they weren’t intelligent enough to understand what would happen if they voted for the candidate they thought most qualified? To come clean — I work with Anthony on his two current proj-

ects: starting a dairy farmer-owned Vermont brand of milk and his talk show on WDEV radio. Having worked on numerous campaigns (though none of Anthony’s), I find receiving 25 percent of the vote an incredible accomplishment for a third-party candidate in a threeway race. Maybe these voters didn’t care, as Mr. Freyne obviously does, about who might win but wanted to vote for the candidate they believe best represented the kind of place they wanted Vermont to be. How can this be a bad thing?

Maybe these voters agreed with Anthony that the two major parties have done little to correct the major tragedies of our times — the loss of family farms, the inability of most of us to afford decent health care and the devastating effect of free-trade policies on Vermont’s economy. After watching these problems remain unchecked through years of Democratic and Republican leadership, I don’t really believe that they are ever going to tackle these problems. For that reason I am glad that people like Anthony and other Progressives run for office. Peter Sterling WORCESTER

PROGRESSIVE POWER Seems somewhere along the line Peter Freyne gave up the idea that political change is possible. Why else would he be so consistently batting for the Democrat? Lately, one of his favorite themes is that Progressives are a bunch of selfrighteous, numbskulls hell-bent on electing every Republican we can find. I suppose this idea makes for entertaining columns. But facts are important. Fact is, Progressives are running against Republicans in Derby, Troy, Bethel and Bennington. In Derby we have the chance to knock off ultra-conservative Nancy Sheltra. In Troy, our candidate has the support of

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he campaign of Democratic gubernatorial hopeful Peter Clavelle plans to turn things up a notch or two this week. And it’s certainly not a moment too soon. Just yesterday a friend said he dropped off a facetious six-word letter to the editor at The Burlington Free Press: “Is Peter Clavelle running for governor?” Yes, he is, believe it or not, and as Seven Days hits the street Wednesday, Candidate Moonie plans a press conference to unveil his much-anticipated plan to redesign Vermont’s health-care system. Can’t wait. Then, Wednesday evening, just after Dan Rather, the Clavelle campaign will broadcast a three-minute one-on-one with the candidate. “That big sucking sound you hear,” says Clavelle, “is the cost of health care… The health-care system is broken. Everybody knows it. Everybody but Jim Douglas.” Clavelle’s calling his plan the “Vermonters First Health Care Plan,” and he says it “will make comprehensive, affordable, health insurance available to everyone.” Apparently, the Douglas campaign got wind of all this. Gov. Scissorhands upstaged the challenger by a day, rolling out his own new health-care plan before a Chamber of Commerce audience on Tuesday. On Thursday, Clavelle and Douglas face off at the Capitol Plaza in the first debate of the campaign. If Clavelle doesn’t land at least one solid punch, this baby could be over sooner rather than later. One veteran political organizer pointed out that one of Clavelle’s biggest handicaps may be the fact that, for the first time in his career, he’s relying on the Vermont Democratic Party’s campaign apparatus, instead of the more aggressive Progressive Party machine, to get him to victory lane. Already it’s apparent Peter is having difficulty getting his side of things into the paper and on the air. There have been too many stretches when the Clavelle name has not been in the news at all. The Democratic Party machine, we can report, does send out emails, some of which are pretty good. But rarely, if ever, do they follow up with phone calls pushing their case. Don’t they have any idea how many emails a news operation gets in one day? It reminds us of the lack of aggressiveness that sank Doug Racine two years ago. Racine sat back while the persistent GOP Nasty Boys, Jim Barnett and Neale Lunderville, pecked him to death. If Clavelle’s going to pull off an upset, he and his campaign staff are not going to do it by being shy.

Douglas Overconfident? — The quote of the week came from the lips of Republican Gov. Jim Douglas. When asked about his obvious confidence of victory in November, the governor replied, “A lot of people say that they don’t generally vote for Democrats. In some cases they’ve told me they’ve never voted for a Democrat before, but they’re going to vote for me!” Gov. Scissorhands then rattled off his top accomplishments like they were on tape in

his brain. Finally he took a breath and a reporter asked if he realized what he’d said. The reporter read back his quote. “Freudian slip, I guess!” replied a blushing Douglas. Hmm. Does that mean that playing a Democrat, even briefly, was a pleasurable experience for our governor?

Dean Has the Power — Former Gov. Howard Dean’s latest book, You’ve Got the Power, comes in a small package but, like its author, it packs an extra-large punch. Or rather, punches. Dean settles the score with a few of his least-favorite national reporters, such as Michael Issikoff of Newsweek, Rick Lyman of The New York Times, Ron Brownstein of the Los Angeles Times and Jim VandeHei of The Washington Post. Have to agree with Ho-Ho, they deserved it. A couple of these reporters called here, and it was obvious from the get-go they just could not accept the fact that a nationally unknown governor of little Vermont was qualified to swim with the sharks. One interesting tidbit for Vermont readers is Dean’s report that President Bill Clinton thought our former guv was unelectable because he had signed the civilunions bill in 2000, allowing marriage rights for same-sex couples. According to Dean’s book, Monica Lewinsky’s former lover was trying to drum up support for Wes Clark at the time. As luck would have it, Clinton called someone who’d converted to Dean. “Howard Dean,” Clinton said, “forfeited his right to run for president when he signed the civil-unions bill. He can’t win.” “It was a rare mistake for the president,” wrote Dean. “The supporter was gay and called to tip us off.” Ho-Ho then gives quite the stirring argument for equal rights and the importance of his historic signing of the landmark legislation. However, our once favorite presidential hopeful left out the part about how he signed it in private, behind closed doors, so that there would never be news photos or video footage of the historic event he now champions! You Have the Power, unlike his earlier book, Winning Back America, is a pretty good read. A lot juicier and snappier, as one would expect from a now-seasoned veteran of the presidential campaign trail. Ho-Ho will do a book-signing at Borders in Burlington on Sunday, September 26, at 2 p.m.

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Christine Thompson, director of the DEC’s Wastewater Management Division, confirms that the DEC directed organizers to designate that area for day-use parking only. “Otherwise, public access to that land was supposed to be restricted,” Thompson says. “There was not supposed to be any camping or hanging around on that particular acreage.” But two environmental groups that learned of the sludge aren’t convinced. “We all know how festivals go, especially the Phish concert,” says Lindsey Hodel of the Montpelier-based Toxics Action Center. “There was a lot of flooding and tents ended up being pitched on the dayuse parking areas.” Toxics Action Center and the Vermont Public Interest Research Group (VPIRG) filed a Freedom of Information Act request with the DEC seeking more data about what was spread and how much. Although sludge is not considered “hazardous waste” by the state or federal government, both groups oppose biosolid application because sludge often contains high concentrations of human pathogens, heavy metals, PCBs, dioxins and other potentially toxic components. Those compounds can not only contaminate nearby wells and groundwater, both groups say, but can also pose a serious threat to human and animal health. Exposure to class B biosolids, the most common form of municipal sludge and the kind spread in Coventry, has been linked to a host of health problems, including skin rashes, eye and respiratorytract irritations, infections, gastrointestinal problems and flu-like symptoms. A 2002 report by the National Academy of Sciences notes that contact with sludge can even be lethal. In 1995, for example, two Pennsylvania youths died after con-

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Vigil Watch The price of liberty, Thomas Jefferson said, is eternal vigilance. Last week marked the third anniversary of 9/11, and coincidentally saw the U.S. death toll in the Iraq war climb above 1000. It was a morbidly busy week for activists who protest — or support — U.S. wars. The loosely organized Burlington Anti-War Coalition hosts a peace vigil Monday through Friday from 5 to 5:30 p.m. at the intersection of Church and Pearl Streets. Members of the group have been out there every weekday, rain or shine, since September 13, 2001, holding hand-lettered signs that say, “Dissent is not disloyalty” and, since the U.S. attack, “How Many More Will Die In Iraq?” Pat Collier, a 75-year-old activist who has been arrested for civil disobedience in the past, was one of eight attendees at Wednesday afternoon’s rainy vigil. Collier said she shows up nearly every day. “I just hate war,” she explained as the rain pelted her black

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including blisters, lacerations and the early stages of “trench foot.” The medic expressed concern about the difficulty of keeping those wounds clean and dry in conditions that often included calfdeep mud. The sludge spread at the Coventry site was heat-treated to kill some, though not all, of its pathogens, according to Cathy Jamieson, supervisor of the residuals management program at the DEC. Jamieson says class B sludge is routinely spread on fields that are used for growing crops. “If we’re worried about public health, I would probably be more concerned about the human waste I saw on the site,” Jamieson says, referring to the difficulties organizers had with servicing portable toilets due to the mud. “To me, that would pose a greater public health risk.” An estimated 65,000 fans attended the August 14-15 shows by Phish, the four-man band that has attracted an international following often likened to that of the Grateful Dead. Fans routinely spent days camping and hanging around parking lots. But weeks of heavy rains in August made the Coventry site a veritable quagmire, resulting in the State Police setting up roadblocks and turning many fans away. KEN PICARD

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teenagers were injured when one of the commercial-grade fireworks mortars they were using exploded in the cab of their pickup truck. The 18-year-olds fled but were captured nearby. â€˘ Prosecutors in Indianapolis accused house painter Tommy McElroy of starting a fire in the back of a truck on an Interstate highway, trapping him and 12 fellow painters. All of the men were burned before jumping or falling out of the truck, and two died. The probablecause affidavit said that McElroy ignited some nearby paint thinner while flicking a lighter trying to annoy a co-worker.

Somethingâ€™s Fishy Farmed salmon have very high levels of a chemical fire retardant, according to a U.S. study of British Columbia fish. Professor Ronald

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Negative ID Montana residents can list â€œbaldâ€? as their hair color when applying for a driverâ€™s license. â€œItâ€™s a newer option, along with other hair colors, such as sandy,â€? said Patrick McJannet, manager of field operations for the state Motor Vehicle Division. What Would Jesus Do? The Archdiocese of Portland, Oregon, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, declaring that it has no more money to pay victims of clergy sex abuse. The move, the first by a Catholic diocese in the United States, came at the start of two trials whose plaintiffs were seeking $155 million. Explaining that the archdiocese and its insurers already have paid more than $53 million to settle more than 130 claims by people who said that priests sexually abused them, Archbishop John G. Vlazny announced, â€œThe pot of gold is pretty much empty right now.â€?

Cars and Kin After Glenn Boisvert, 33, of Oakfield, Maine, suffered minor injuries when the log truck he was driving struck a train at a crossing, authorities notified his wife, Cynthia Boisvert, 42. She arrived at the scene but lost control of her car, which ran across a driveway and rolled over. She was not injured. â€˘ Kim Stillwell, 19, of Sheridan, Illinois, was preparing to leave on her honeymoon when she had to be rushed to the hospital after her new mother-in-law ran her over. Vowing that â€œthere will be charges that stem from the incident,â€? Sandwich Police Chief Rick Olson reported that Kim Stillwell was leaning through the window of Georgia Stillwellâ€™s car talking when Georgia drove away, dragging Kim behind the car for at least 25 yards before the car hit her.

Old Habits Die Hard Minutes after police in Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, released Sharon Armstrong, 40, on charges of robbing a doughnut shop earlier that day, she was arrested and charged with robbing a hot dog shop. Go Number Three Fifteen transvestite students at Thailandâ€™s Chiang Mai Technology School have been assigned their own restroom. Dubbed the Pink Lotus Bathroom, it features four stalls but no urinals. On the door hangs a sign with intertwined male and female symbols. Since designating the lavatory for their use, the students â€” who must wear male attire at school but are allowed to sport feminine hairdos â€” â€œdonâ€™t get teased in the bathroom anymore,â€? Posaporn Promprakai, registrar of the vocational school told the Associated Press. â€œTheyâ€™re much happier.â€? ěŠž

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Dear Cecil, In your recent column about lightning, what intrigued me the most was your mention of “ball lightning — a rare, poorly understood phenomenon that behaves like a mixture of electricity and fire.” The accompanying anecdote was incredible. In the novel Lonesome Dove, there is mention of lightning hopping along the horns of cattle, but I don’t remember if it was in the form of a ball. Do we know any more about it, Cecil? Ellen Cherry, via the Straight Dope Message Board We don’t know jack, though not for lack of trying. The first systematic survey of mysterious glowing globules was published in 1838, and countless papers have appeared since. Despite that… well, let’s say we have yet to deal with some basic issues. In the book Ball Lightning: An Unsolved Problem in Atmospheric Physics (1999), British physicist Mark Stenhoff writes, “Ball lightning, if it exists, is a phenomenon that is both short lived and unpredictable” (my emphasis). Elsewhere he says, “My position is… perhaps that of an agnostic.” You see my point. Here’s a fellow who devoted more than 20 years of his life to studying ball lightning. He collected numerous case reports, directed the ball lightning division of a UK storm research center, wrote a book — in short, he made a career out of the thing. Yet after all that time — and believe me, I admire the guy for admitting it — he’s not sure if what he was studying is real. Anybody who questions ball lightning’s authenticity is certain to hear from its defenders. One showdown occurred in 1971. Astrophysicist Edward Argyle suggested in Nature that ball lightning was merely a positive afterimage — i.e., an optical illusion, an idea that dates back to the early days of ball lightning studies. In this view, witnesses are dazzled by an ordinary lightning strike, which remains briefly imprinted

on their retinas. When they look away, the bright, ball-like afterimage seems to move around, then fades. Other scientists didn’t buy Argyle’s contention, and a lively correspondence ensued. Physicist R.C. Jennison claimed that he had personally witnessed ball lightning during an airplane flight. What’s more, he’d reported the incident in a letter to Nature two years earlier. Here’s the nub: “I was seated near the front of the passenger cabin of an all-metal airliner (Eastern Airlines Flight EA 539) on a late night flight from New York to Washington. The aircraft encountered an electrical storm during which it was enveloped in a sudden bright and loud electrical discharge (0005 h EST, March 19, 1963). Some seconds after this a glowing sphere a little more than 20 cm in diameter emerged from the pilot’s cabin and passed down the aisle of the aircraft approximately 50 cm from me, maintaining the same height and course for the whole distance over which it could be observed.” In his 1971 letter, Jennison added, “My account tallied precisely with that of the only other occupant of the passenger cabin, a terrified air hostess who was strapped in her seat on the opposite side and farther to the rear of the aircraft. She saw the ball continue to travel down the aisle and finally disappear towards the lavatory at the end. I had no alcohol on this flight.” To judge from later comments, this exchange was a watershed — previously scientists had been skeptical about ball lightning, but afterward they accepted it as real. However, let’s note a few points. First, notwithstanding the remarkable detail Jennison provides — he even estimates the wattage of the ball’s optical output — he didn’t bother to submit his report until six years after the fact. Second, we have only his word that the flight attendant saw exactly what he did. Third, despite the fact that he must have spent a fair amount of time reviewing the incident with the woman to be certain his account “tallied precisely” with hers, he didn’t bother to report her name. Fourth, there’s no evidence he spoke to the pilots, from whose cabin the ball lightning emerged. Do I think Jennison made it all up? No, but as any cop, reporter or trial lawyer knows, eyewitness accounts of brief, startling events are often unreliable. Even a casual review of the literature suggests that much of the damage attributed to ball lightning was caused by the ordinary kind. I don’t claim all the evidence can be explained away or that ball lightning is strictly an illusion, but we’re dealing with a low ratio of signal to noise. Anybody wanting to get to the bottom of this will have to make a systematic effort to establish what we really know. CECIL ADAMS

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very year more and more Americans pay brokers to manage their investment portfolios while receiving most of their financial advice from a TV show. My guess is, a lot of people would be hard-pressed to pick their broker out of a police lineup, but rarely make it through a Saturday night without catching at least a portion of “The Suze Orman Show.” Of course, it’s hard to miss, given that CNBC airs it four times in the course of the evening — at 8, 9, 11 and midnight. I find that a little of the Emmy-winning self-help guru goes a very, very long way. But apparently I’m in the minority on this one. Not only is the show the network’s highest-rated weekend offering, it’s so popular that four times a night is just not enough; the financial advice-hungry public has demanded more. So, last week, CNBC answered its prayers with the first-ever “Labor Day Suze Orman Show Marathon”! Hey, why send your money to Jerry’s Kids when you can put it in T-bills? Seven straight hours of Suze changes a man. It makes you ask yourself questions. The one I asked myself the most was, “What is it about this woman that makes me want to blow my brains out?” There may be a handful of you who have not seen the show or heard of Orman. Perhaps you have recently relocated from an Islamic theocracy. Allow me to bring you up to speed: Suze Orman is the Dr. Phil of finance, the Oprah of fiscal selfimprovement, the Martha Stewart of moola. Raised in Chicago by working-class Russian Jewish immigrants, she studied social work at the University of Illinois and then moved to Berkeley in 1973. For a while she lived in a Ford Econoline van. She spent seven years working as a waitress at a place called the Buttercup Bakery, but made a fortuitous career switch in 1980. One day Orman simply presented herself at the local Merrill Lynch, where she was hired “to fill the women’s quota,” she says. “My manager told me I’d be gone in six months.” Instead, she became the place’s top seller and got a good look at the business’ dark side. “I saw how brokerage firms would unload stocks in their inventory onto their clients,” she says. “And I saw how they were not looking out for their best interests.” From there Orman moved to Prudential Bache Securities, where she sold insurance annuities. In 1987 she started her own company, the Suze Orman Financial Group, which she ran for 10 years. Since the mid’90s, Orman has authored four consecutive New York Times bestsellers, including The Courage to Be Rich: Creating a Life of Material and Spiritual Abundance; co-produced a series of successful PBS fundraisers

What is it about her approach to personal finance that has endeared her to so many average Americans while sending the needle on my Shystometer into the red? based on her books; and made regular appearances on QVC, where she holds the network’s all-time sales record for moving 30,000 books in a single hour. If there’s one thing Suze knows, it’s how to sell. But what is she selling? What is it about her approach to personal finance that has endeared her to so many average Americans while sending the needle on my Shystometer into the red? “There’s nothing novel about her message,” asserts financial writer Stephen Butler in an article on the website PensionDynamics.com called “Orman’s Advice Filled With Holes,” in which he reviews her latest book. “She basically tells us to invest money instead of spending it foolishly. She includes some psychobabble that prods us down the road to understanding why such a simple, reasonable concept is difficult to embrace.” In his analysis of Orman’s advice, Butler employs such phrases as “twisted logic,” “highly questionable” and “just insane.” Butler is not alone. Jonathan Clements, the Wall Street Journal’s personal finance columnist, wrote, “How awful is Ms. Orman’s latest book? I can think of much better ways to spend $24.95.” And a few years ago Forbes Magazine published a blistering exposé on Orman in which noted columnist William P. Barrett took her to task for numerous mistruths in her official literature and other troubling inconsistencies. Among them: While her literature claimed that the Suze Orman Financial Group continued to provide financial-planning services, it in fact no longer did. Her literature referred to “nearly 1000 new clients” coming on each year. When pressed, Orman said she meant fans who sent her emails and letters. Though her video jackets claimed she had worked in Wall Street institu-

tions for 18 years, the actual figure was seven. Contrary to claims made in her book-jacket bio, Forbes discovered, Orman is not a licensed Commodity Trading Advisor. I’m not sure which I find more irksome — Orman’s fast and loose way with the facts or her new-agey approach to finances. Do you really want to put your or your family’s security in the hands of someone who says things like: “Money has a force to it, an energy field, and I think it responds to you in the same way a human being does. Sometimes it’s healthy; sometimes it doesn’t feel well. It’s attracted to your inner state. When you’re feeling great and powerful, money’s attracted to you, and when you’re feeling powerless and depressed, money is repelled from you.” Are those not seven of the loopiest things you’ve ever heard said? I mean by anyone, never mind a best-selling financial authority. I suspect there are people who’ve been put in padded cells all over this country for making less delusional claims. And yet Orman’s books are filled with them. Like many a televangelist, Orman espouses a deeply held belief in the fact that God wants everybody to be rich, that craving wealth is a sign of spiritual health. “The bottom line,” she told the San Francisco Examiner, “is this: When you treat something with respect, you bring it toward you. When you know the true value of money, you will know how to create wealth, both inner and outer.” All righty, then. In addition to feeling great and powerful and convincing your money that you respect it, Orman’s tips for achieving financial independence include rummaging through your closets for loose change, not buying French baguettes because they go stale in a day or two, switching from

olive oil to vegetable oil, and pumping your own gas. Something tells me we are not talking the heir apparent to Alan Greenspan. When I watch her show, I never cease to marvel at three things: Orman’s clothes (she dresses like a refugee from a Eurythmics video), her hair (it appears to be molded from some mysterious manmade substance) and, way scarier than her hair, her hair-trigger wrath. You think Judge Judy is awesome to behold when she goes ballistic? She looks like Shirley Temple next to Orman when a viewer calls in to her program and presses the wrong button. Two of her rage’s favorite targets are brokers with whose counsel she disagrees (“Put that advisor on the back burner — and turn up the flame!”) and former boyfriends who have left debt in their wake. I thought she was going to spontaneously combust during a recent show when a young woman confessed to cosigning for a loan as a favor to an ex, who had since declared bankruptcy. Her eyes wide and her voice raised, Orman demanded, “Nail him to the wall and do everything in your power to ruin him financially!” Or words to that effect. My notes are a little hard to make out. There was a certain amount of trembling. I guess what I’m getting at is this: The economy’s in shambles. The deficit is spiraling further out of control every day. Decent jobs are disappearing at an unprecedented rate. Pretty soon my health insurance will cost more each month than my mortgage. These are troubled times. Can Americans really afford to take advice from someone as seemingly troubled as Suze Orman? At the risk of repelling money from me, I have to say I find the idea depressing. m

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idling up to the bar at Lunaroma is a lot different than pulling up a stool in a regular pub. Replacing Swedish vodka and Irish whiskey on the shelves are hundreds of identical, midnight-blue bottles, filled with potions imported from Morocco, Sumatra and Nepal. Instead of pickled eggs and pretzels, massive glass jars hold multicolored powders and dried leaves. But the person standing behind this “aroma bar” is just as ready to lend an ear and serve up a delicious concoction as any saloonkeeper. “We’re like bartenders,” confirms Leyla Bringas, who started the Burlington aromatherapy business in July 2003. “People sit here, some with a lot of emotional stuff, because they’re divorced, or something happened at work. And then the magic happens behind the counter.” After listening to her customers’ woes, Bringas begins to select from 140 essential oils, holding a few bottles together and pausing to offer a sniff. A container of coffee beans sits on the counter, to clear the “palate” between sampling each smell. According to advocates of aromatherapy, one of the fastestgrowing fields in alternative medicine, the olfactory barfly may leave with a cure for his troubles — or, suggest skeptics, just a really nice-smelling souvenir. The basic premise of aromatherapy — that essential oils can improve health and well-being — has been in the air for some 6000 years. Cleopatra is said to have scented her sails while en route to visit Marc Antony; Egyptian physicians embalmed

This summer Vermonters flocked to Lunaroma for an all-natural bug repellent made from essential oils, as well as coffee-derived “Mocha Tan” for improved bronzing. their dead in fragrant oils; and Hippocrates was known to enjoy a scented bath. There’s some dispute about exactly who revived the practice in the 20th century, but most holistic historians credit French chemist Réné Maurice Gattefosse for coining the term aromatherapie in 1928. Today, the National Association for Holistic Aromatherapy (NAHA) defines the approach as “the art and science which seeks to explore the physiological, psychological and spiritual realm of the individual’s response to aromatic extracts, as well as to observe and enhance the individual’s innate healing process.” At the center of the practice are hundreds of natural, highly concentrated essential oils extracted through distillation from flowers, plants, grasses, bark, fruits, vegetables and trees. From celery seed and lemon to pine needle and spearmint, these oils are purported to have painrelieving, diuretic, relaxing, antidepressant, antiviral or anti-inflammatory properties. Individuals, or massage therapists, either apply the essential oils topically — to render physical benefits — or inhale them in hopes of mental or emotional benefits. The distinction can be confusing. “People come in and say, ‘Well, if I smell this, will it make my knee feel better?’” says Bringas, who has studied herbology for 10 years. “Not really. Physical things you apply, and mental and emotional things you inhale,” she says. The anecdotal benefits of aromatherapy are wide-ranging. Some members of NAHA testify that they have successfully treated asthma, for instance, with aromatherapy. Among the preventative oils: peppermint, eucalyptus, lavender and lemongrass. Those suffering from breast cancer have used ginger, geranium and violet to lessen the side-effects of chemotherapy. This summer, says Bringas’ business partner Lisa Ecker, Vermonters flocked to Lunaroma for an all-natural bug repellent made from essential oils, as well as coffee-derived “Mocha Tan” for improved bronzing. “There are a few groups working on using aro-

matherapy with people in elderly facilities to heal bedsores and promote relaxing,” says Bringas. “In Japan, they’ve been using environmental fragrancing for businesses.” Revolted by rosemary? If you visit one Japanese bank, too bad: The smell is pumped through the air ducts to calm impatient customers, while tellers are encouraged to stay alert with wafts of lemon and eucalyptus. Aromatherapy also allegedly improves poor memory, balances moodiness, solves frustration and unties the knots of constipation. The scientific claims are debatable, however. As Lynn McCutcheon has pointed out in the Skeptical Inquirer, many of aromatherapy’s benefits may stem from a variety of circumstances and not just the oil itself. Drop a little orange blossom in your bath or undergo a chamomile massage and you’ll feel better, she says. But is it the aromatherapy doing the work, or the hot water and the hands? Lunaroma fans, many of whom were attracted to proven topical applications and then explored new aromas, are unconcerned. Sara Sudol of Burlington’s Aras salon swears by the shop’s waxing regimen. “It’s not just slopping stuff on the skin,” says Sudol, whose own clients report an absence of typical hair-removal horrors such as ingrown hairs and red, puffy skin. “It really works,” she insists. Andrea Altman is the treatment manager at the Stoweflake, one of many high-end spas throughout the country that have gone ga-ga over Lunaroma’s hand-blended, regionally accented sugar scrubs, salts and polishes. “Guests are in awe of the aromatherapy treatments,” she says. “They say they can feel their muscles relax, and less pain from past injuries. It works, it feels good and it smells good.” Some aficionados will pay more than $200 for a 10-milliliter vial of organic rose otto, which is produced in Bulgaria from 5000 pounds of handpicked petals. Along with Madagascar vanilla, this is one of the most expensive essential oils available; a vial of Italian Clementine, at the other end, fetches less than $10.

While the science behind aromatherapy may smell a little fishy to some, the aesthetic appeal is undeniable. As a visit to Lunaroma attests, inhaling the smells of jasmine, sandalwood and rose can be as sublime and personal an experience as viewing an Old Masters painting. Bringas points out the balance between sensuous and therapeutic products as she offers a tour. For me, the line seems blurred. Smearing a dab of ylang ylang body butter on my hand, I feel a sudden bolt of nostalgia that brings back my late grandmother Nini, mother-ofpearl hairbrushes and the Connecticut woods in spring. A peppermint shower gel is invigorating, while a chocolatey balm tingles my lips. The “Delight” massage oil smells sexy and inviting. Inhalers open up my nasal passages; scented toothpicks provide an instant mid-afternoon boost. In addition to these ready-made creams, lotions and lip balms — including a highly-addictive chocolate-mint flavor — Bringas keeps honey, beeswax and other natural products on hands to mix with her assortment of oils for customized bath and body gels. There are also dozens of diffusers, from candles and lamps to a car freshener that plugs into the lighter jack. During a session at the aroma bar, which can last anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour, folks can figure out how to better attract a mate through a customized perfume, care for a stubborn scar or mask their preference for patchouli. “Patchouli is a love-or-hate oil,” says Bringas. “Some people don’t want to offend anyone when they’re wearing it.” Like any good bartenders, Bringas and Ecker remember their regulars’ orders. They keep a recipe for each custom blend on hand, and can alter the ingredients to match changing circumstances. “If we’ve created a product for someone going through a divorce, they may not be as attracted to it later on,” explains Bringas. “And it’s amazing to be supporting somebody’s evolution or their healing process using plants as allies.” m

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parable kitplane costs half as much to build. Plus, the builder can save thousands of dollars on mechanic expenses by learning how to make repairs alone. This is a frightening concept to someone who can’t even fix a faucet, but making, and flying, a homemade plane was a natural pull for Uvanni. “It’s every kid’s dream to be a pilot,” he says. “But one of the expensive parts about owning an airplane isn’t buying or flying it, it’s the maintenance. If you build your own, you become the repairman for that airplane.” Growing up in Rome, New York, Uvanni began to hike, bike and rock climb — and build model cars and airplanes. “I was always getting into mischief, but not really anything dangerous,” he says. “When I was in high school I wanted to go into the Air Force and become a pilot, but back then you needed 20/20 vision and I had something like 20/30, 20/40; it was enough to knock me out.” After graduating from Clarkson University and joining IBM in 1980, Uvanni was stationed in Portland, Oregon, where he began studying toward his pilot’s license in 1984. “At that point I thought about building my own plane,” he says. “I had the itch as soon as I started flying.” But with little free time on his hands, and concerns about how big the project would be, Uvanni waited until 1999 to make the leap. After helping out a friend who was building a similar model, he made two major purchases. The first was a factory-built 1940 Luscombe aircraft with fire-engine-red flanks. “One of the toughest things about building an airplane is not having one to fly,” explains Uvanni. “You’ve got the toy in front of you, but you can’t play.” >> 24A

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Then, he sent away for the Vans RV-6A kit. “I chose it because it’s fast, it’s pretty much all metal — I’m better at working with metal than fiberglass,” he says. “Plus, the support group’s out there, with almost 3000 similar planes flying in the United States.” (The RV-6A is also the choice of the Nigerian Air Force — not exacting the most intimidating swarm in the African sky, but one of the most stylish.) Still, with two years, or 2000 estimated hours, of work ahead of him, Uvanni says, “It was pretty daunting.” In fact it’s been four years, and 3000 hours since the first parts arrived at his garage, and he’s still not quite finished with the paintwork and other finishing touches. “The last 10 percent takes as long as the first 90 percent,” says Uvanni. In 2002 he bought some property next to the Shelburne

don’t get bored,” he says, explaining that the set is for instructional videos. “Sometimes I’d get frustrated, reading the directions or looking aat the drawings and not being able to figure out what they were saying.” He pulls out a thick sheath of drawings, and I agree — I can’t even figure out which way is up. “There are times when you work on things and you don’t see what you’ve done at the end of the day — those were frustrating, too,” says Uvanni. “But there were days when [I had] a finished part in my hand — those were rewarding. And the ultimate reward is when you take off for the first time.” Uvanni took his first flight on the RV-6A in August 2003, but “there was something drastically wrong,” he recalls. “It was nerve-racking, very scary.” After taking off and landing three times, he finally figured out that

100-way in Massachusetts — alas, only 81, including Uvanni, made it due to weather problems, he says. And then there’s the “free way,” in which jumpers eschew airplanes altogether and leap from a building, antenna, span or the earth — the four platforms form the acronym BASE. There’s a heart-pounding freefall before the chute opens — just four or five seconds — and about a minute, Uvanni says, to set up for landing. Because nobody wants to be responsible for potentially splattered bodies on their property, BASE jumping is illegal in many places. Uvanni got hooked, legally, in October 1999 during Bridge Day in West Virginia, when officials opened the span over the New River Gorge to the public — including parachutists. “In skydiving, you don’t get a sense of falling, but BASE jump-

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the propeller was operating backward. Three days later, he had a repaired prop in hand and was circling above Shelburne safely. Not that falling from the sky would have been anything new to Uvanni, who began skydiving in 1989 while stationed in Austin, Texas, and has since logged some 1400 jumps. “Skydiving is like flying: you’re in control,” he says. “You’re falling through the air, but you use that air to fly your body, and you can fly over to people.” Uvanni uses this technique in his “social” sky dives, or “big ways,” in which dozens, even hundreds, of people attempt to hold hands while plummeting toward the ground. Last February in Thailand, 357 skydivers set the new world record for the largest freefall formation; this summer Uvanni and others went for a regional record with a

ing is completely different,” Uvanni says. “It’s quiet. You step off that bridge and you get the sensation of falling and you can hear it starting to whistle. All of a sudden it just starts building up, whoooooooit, and you can see the ground coming up at you — that’s what’s exciting.” I ask Uvanni if he’s scared to BASE jump. “Yes, yes!” he says emphatically. “When you’re looking over the edge and watching the others jump, it’s a horrible feeling. But once you go, you’re rushing to get that next jump in.” After hearing about his most frightening moment — when his hand slipped from the chute on a Bridge Day in West Virginia — I’m relieved he doesn’t invite me to join him this October. But it’s then, just as I’m about to head for the relative safety of my Toyota, that Uvanni asks if I’d like to fly in the RV-6A. How can I refuse? I cross my fingers and say yes. Shortly after takeoff, I manage to peel my eyes away from the warning placard and gape down at the shores of Lake Champlain, where evening is creeping in. We fly over the Basin Harbor Club and the mouth of the Otter Creek as the sun streams through the clouds, then back north over Mount Philo. It’s a tiny glimpse of the thrills that 3000 hours and a sky full of patience can purchase. 쩾

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PETER KURTH “40 Years, 400 Verses: Slices of New York.” Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington. Through October 23.

New York State of Mind here’s no way to start this piece except with the phrase, “9/11.” I say “the phrase,” because the symbol “9/11” contains a meaning not inherent in the numbers themselves. Now and forever, these digits carry an unspoken weight of change, disaster and loss. There’s no getting around it — there never will be. It’s the same with “40 Years, 400 Verses: Slices of New York,” the joint exhibit of pictures by Burlington photographer Sandy Milens and poetry by Seven Days’ art critic Marc Awodey, now on display at the Amy E. Tarrant Gallery. With only a few exceptions, neither Milens’ shots of New York City nor Awodey’s poems about it — specifically, haiku mounted on plain white paper and interspersed around and between the photographs — were con-

For all we know, the child depicted in “Mews Mother” is the young Etan Patz, about to be kidnapped on his way to school. ceived or composed with 9/11 in mind. But for three years and counting, all creative work focused on the city as a place bears an automatic, conceptual relationship to the terrorist catastrophe; even a collection of exclusively pre-9/11 work will be understood inevitably as “how it used to be.” An example of this is Milens’ 1966 “Easter Couple,” a beautifully rendered photograph, rich in color and crisp textures. Its subject matter — a couple returning from church services in their Sunday best — is sweetly evocative of a relatively harmless moment in urban America. Or so it seems on the surface. The same is true of “Mews Mother” and “Thanks Frank,” also from 1966, in which calm, ease, elegance and order belie the terrors we know will come later — if not sooner. You never can tell. For all we know, the child depicted in “Mews

CLOCKWISE FROM ABOVE: SANDY MILENS’ “WORLD TRADE CENTER,” “EASTER COUPLE ’66,” “NY SUBWAY ’03”

Mother” is the young Etan Patz, about to be kidnapped on his way to school, and the Easter couple, husband and wife, are the folks across the garden in Rear Window, one of them soon to be murdered, chopped in pieces and smuggled out of town in a suitcase. Not everyone will recognize Milens’ indebtedness here to the aesthetic pattern of Vogue magazine in the 1960s, or, stretching it a bit, Norman Rockwell’s Saturday Evening Post covers. But one thing is certain — this vision of American life has not merely vanished, it’s been vaporized. Milens’ sweeping view of the definitive American city over four decades is proper to New York’s overwhelming scale and constant evolution. His 21 portraits engage the horror of the 9/11 terrorist attacks largely by accident, but something happens to his work in the half-dozen pictures made after the event — they take on a new sorrow. With thoughtful, technical manipulation, Milens does what all New Yorkers do: He looks away. The phrase, the concept, the memory of 9/11 may evoke a Medusa-grief, in that you can’t bear to look at it directly. Yet Milens’ mounting fascination with reflectivity, transparency and depth in time situate the disaster in a larger truth: New York City, as people actually experience it, has a tremendous, unstoppable mass. The best pictures in the show are the most recent. “Basketball, Artist’s Proof ” (2003-2004, in progress) is a jubilant, percussive work that seems to shake off the unlimited degree of control to which computerized photography has inured us. “Chinese Kitchen Interior” and “Chinese

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’ve arrived a little early at Lyndonville State College for my interview with Northeast Kingdom writer Garret Keizer. What I know about him is that he’s a middle-aged ex-high school teacher, unpulpited Episcopal priest and author of a new book entitled Help: The Original Human Dilemma. Seeing no one who seems to fit that description, I decide to duck into the ladies’ room. There’s a girl in there, presumably a student, sitting cross-legged on the floor inside the first stall and facing sideways, backpack beside her. My first thought is that she’s painting or repairing the door, my second that she’s committing an act of vandalism. But if that’s the case, why isn’t she trying to hide? And how am I supposed to read the sheepish little smile she gives me as I move on to the next stall? When I come out, she’s still there. But now she’s leaning so far forward that her head nearly touches the tiles between her knees. Is she ill? Upset? Should I ask if she’s OK? I’m a stranger at this school, and I’ve come upon this young woman by chance. Does simply being here make me responsible for her well-being? Would she welcome my assistance or resent my interference? What if she wants to talk, and I’m late for my appointment? Why am I even worrying about this? Keizer’s book-length essay, which hits stores this week, explores just these sorts of questions. Help, he writes, “cuts about as close to the bone of what it means to be human as any topic I can think of. We are, almost by definition and certainly from the beginning of our lives, creatures who require a lot of help.” But offering — and accepting — assistance can be a sticky matter. What compels us to help others? How do we decide who merits help, and how much help is enough? How responsible are we for the outcomes of our assistance? Drawing on experiences from his own life, as well as examples such as the parable of the good Samaritan and Norman Mailer’s championing of convicted felon Jack Abbot, Keizer ponders such issues as the motivation of missionaries, the perils of freelance philanthropy, the sociology of compassion and the coping mechanisms of professional helpers. Written in a rambling, conversational style, Help is part personal essay, part feature journalism and part Bible study. Keizer’s vivid character sketches and anecdotes will likely hit home with anyone who’s ever tried to help a client, friend or stranger who seemed beyond redemption — or possibly not worth the effort. And in these days of faith-based initiatives and firefighter figurines, Keizer’s thoughtful, sometimes surprising comments about social responsibility and the conflicting claims of public and private welfare merit discussion. Those hoping for prescriptions, however, should look elsewhere. Though Help lays out lots of questions, it often leaves readers to figure out the answers for themselves. >> 30A

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arrie bounced off the front grill of the cargo van and tumbled across the pavement; it was like someone was shooting craps with an uncooked turkey leg. The 19-year-old undergrad at the University of Texas had been rushing to class across four lanes of heavy noonday traffic in downtown Austin when she got stranded on the double-yellow line. A considerate driver in the left lane stopped and waved her across, but Carrie was too preoccupied with her upcoming calculus quiz to think about selfpreservation. She never even saw the van that came up in right lane, hammered her out of her shoes and threw her, literally, at my feet as I walked on the sidewalk. It was early autumn 1994 and I was already riding a streak of bad luck that was testing the limits of my altruism. Repeatedly over the previous few months I’d found myself the first one on the scene when some cowboy rolled his pickup in a puddle of motor oil on the highway. Three times that summer, I’d pulled up behind a vehicle lying on its back like a sun-baked turtle, with nary a police car or fire engine in sight. Within seconds, the driver would crawl out of the wreckage with a roadmap of blood across his forehead. Always the good Samaritan, I dutifully pulled over and provided assistance until the municipal meat wagon arrived. The van that creamed Carrie had slammed on the brakes just before impact, so the collision looked much worse than it was. Like many accident victims, she instinctively stood up and staggered around until I ordered her to lie down and wait for the ambulance. Her right arm was shattered and she was terrified, but otherwise her injuries were minor. We didn’t know that at the time, though, and during the two or three harrowing minutes before the paramedics showed up, I tried to keep us both calm and still; my heart was probably racing as fast as hers. “Whenever you find yourself in the same kind of predicament for the third or fourth time,” Garret Keizer suggests in Help: The Original Human Dilemma, “God is trying to tell you something.” Apparently, God was either trying to tell me that Texans can’t drive worth shit — something I knew already — or that it was time to train for a new career: professional trauma junkie. Later that day, as I recounted my adventures to a doctor friend and revealed my woeful ignorance about what to do in such predicaments, she suggested I get certified as an Emergency Medical Technician, or EMT. At the time, I was just finishing a Master’s degree in writing, and my days were consumed with pounding a keyboard for six to eight hours at a stretch. I figured that spending a few nights each week talking about gunshot wounds, compound fractures and arterial bleeding would be a relaxing diversion. For all the current idolization of anything related to lights, sirens and

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It’s a risky approach. But Keizer’s track record suggests readers will stay for the ride. His Harper’s Magazine story about noise pollution appears in The Best American Science and Nature Writing 2002. His article about the implications of the Abu Graib prisoner-abuse photos was published in Mother Jones. Help follows four previous books: two memoirs, a young adult novel and a 2002 collection of essays entitled The Enigma of Anger. Jay Parini is a poet, author, Middlebury College professor and long-time fan of Keizer’s work. “He speaks from a center that seems to me compulsively moral, in a good way,” Parini says, “whether he’s talking about his relationships with students or the natural world or theological-philosophical issues. There seems to me a quest for moral clarity that’s very rare these days.” Bill McKibben, a Middlebury scholar-in-residence and the author most recently of Enough, says Help is “unlike any book I’ve read in a long time — morally serious in a powerful way and beautifully written.” By the time this story goes to print, an estimated 1.4 million National Public Radio listeners across the country — though not in Vermont — will have heard Keizer on the syndicated, call-in “Diane Rehm Show.” More appearances, on radio and in person, are scheduled for Washington, D.C., Chapel Hill, North Carolina, and Vermont. Today’s interview is his first, Keizer announces almost as soon as he arrives — right after he’s apologized for making me wait. He’s nervous about the upcoming tour, he says, and grateful for the opportunity to practice. And then, in a move I soon recognize as quintessential Keizer, he immediately backs up and reassures, “I didn’t mean to suggest that this interview isn’t important.” At 51, Keizer is a slight man with a steely crew cut, mustache and goatee. He wears a blue work shirt and comes carrying a briefcase. Although — or because — his book is filled with personal revelations about the all-too-human reactions his various acts of assistance have provoked, he’s careful to maintain a clear boundary between his public and private lives. He’s stipulated that this interview take place at the Lyndonville State Library, where he did much of the research for his book, rather than at his home in nearby Sutton. Initially soft-spoken and perhaps a bit shy, he quickly warms up to his topic once we’ve settled into a private conference room. He speaks passionately and expansively, in the same sort of long, looping, complete sentences that mark his writing. It’s not hard to picture him holding forth in a classroom, or on a pulpit. It’s also easy to imagine him “abiding,” as he puts it, one-on-one with a struggling student or a troubled parish-

ioner. In between paragraphs, he takes care to check in with me: to make sure I’ve understood, to thank me for my question or to invite me to steer him back, should he veer too far off course. One theme Keizer keeps returning to is religion. These days, using the “G word” is

In 1979, the couple moved to Orleans. He taught at Lake Region High School for the next 17 years — until he realized the job wasn’t letting him spend enough time with his daughter Sarah, who was then in the sixth grade. He decided to homeschool her. The year after he

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often interpreted as a sign of right-wing fundamentalism. But Keizer, who makes a point in his book of dumping on Republicans and defending same-sex marriage, says that having faith is as essential to his identity as is his gender. He grew up outside Paterson, New Jersey, in a Dutch Reform family. Though attending Sunday school was a given, “I never felt that religion was being crammed down my throat,” he says, “which was probably a good thing for my religious development.” What he developed was a knack for simultaneously questioning and believing — a blend of inquiry and idealism that pervades Help. It was already evident when he was a teenager and the time came to make his confession of faith. Keizer declined, and was sent to the pastor to explain. “I said I thought there were some contradictions in the Bible,” he recalls. Rather than chastise him, the minister pointed out a few more inconsistencies he’d missed. “He didn’t convince me to stay,” Keizer says, “but I left feeling that I wasn’t dealing with an enemy.” The move to the Episcopal Church was gradual. When Keizer married his Catholic wife Kathy, the Church of England — with its uniformity of ritual and diversity of belief — offered the couple a comfortable common ground. Studying the Anglican poets George Herbert and John Donne as a graduate student at the University of Vermont deepened Keizer’s connection to the church. He worked for a while in the Burlington office of what was then called the Vermont Job Service. It was a short walk from there to St. Paul’s Cathedral, where he liked listening to the organ. Keizer was eventually confirmed there.

retired, though, Keizer went back to teach one class gratis: “The Bible as Literature.” Since coming to the Kingdom, his religious involvement had deepened. A few years after he arrived, the priest at Keizer’s Newport church invited him to give a guest sermon. Not long afterwards, he asked Keizer if he would read the morning service and deliver sermons in Island Pond, which didn’t have an Episcopal priest. Although Keizer had never attended seminary or received any theological training, in 1992 he was ordained under a canon designed to provide indigenous clergy to outlying congregations. A year ago, Keizer gave up his pulpit to write full-time — and, it seems, to preserve a certain equilibrium. Echoing an issue he explores in Help, he explains, “As a priest or a teacher, you come into contact with some of the more dysfunctional areas of life and it can make you cynical. I didn’t want to stay in the priesthood long enough for that to happen to me.” Keizer reflects on his work as a teacher and a preacher in No Place But Here: A Teacher’s Vocation in a Rural Community (1988) and A Dresser of Sycamour: The Finding of a Ministry (1991). His classroom experience also inspired the 2002 novel God of Beer, which is set in a rural Vermont high school. Working at the job service in Burlington, and especially in the economically depressed Northeast Kingdom, has brought Keizer into contact with lots of people in desperate circumstances. In Help, he ruminates on what it’s been like to put himself out on their behalf — a mixed bag, in terms of both his enthusiasm and his apparent effectiveness. To broaden his perspective, Keizer interviews a handful of

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is hardly restricted to writers. It’s the kind of doubt a person is likely to experience if, say, they walked into a public restroom and saw a young woman sitting on the floor. Some folks would stop to offer assistance. Others would look for ways to justify moving along — as I did. The desire to limit one’s responsibility to others prompts the question that kicks off the parable of the good Samaritan, a story Keizer discusses in detail in Help. In response to the commandment to love your neighbor as yourself, a man asks Jesus, “But who is my neighbor?” Jesus tells the story of a traveler whom robbers strip, beat and leave half dead. A priest and a Levite both pass the man by, but a traveling Samaritan stops. He tends to the man’s wounds, then puts him on his animal and takes him to an inn, where he entrusts his care to an innkeeper, leaving behind money for his upkeep and a promise to meet any additional expenses when he returns. After telling the story, Jesus asks which of the three travelers was a neighbor to the wounded man. When the listener answers, “The one who showed him mercy,” Jesus tells him, “Go and do likewise.” The Samaritan is clearly the hero, but he’s no martyr. He “goes the extra mile,” Keizer writes, “but he hardly goes the whole distance.” Instead of taking the wounded man on as his personal project, he leaves him in the hands of someone who’s in a better position to provide follow-up care. In other words, he takes care of himself as well as the other guy. He’s following a commandment to love his neighbor as himself, not instead of himself. Taking care not to destroy yourself in the process of helping someone else is a good rule of thumb for knowing how much help is enough, Keizer believes. But it still leaves room for doubt. Some circumstances are clearer than others. In one chapter, Keizer imagines the calculation: “I may go into a concentration camp if I hide the person at my door, but he will definitely go if I don’t, so his 100 percent overrules my 50.” However, Keizer writes, “In situations less dire, the math can become more complicated…Life given for life may actually be an easier sacrifice to make than an afternoon — and let’s make it a sunny afternoon — wasted on a loser.” We might hold back help to avoid being played for fools. What if the girl in the bathroom is some sort of con artist? “Along with the fight-or-flight response,” Keizer writes, “most of us have what might be called the cynic-or-sucker response to need.” Growing too accustomed to suffering can also wear down compassion. Keizer cites Bruno Bettleheim, who wrote, “A few screams evoke in us deep anxiety and a desire to help. Hours of screaming without end lead us only to wish that the screamer would shut up.” What if I helped the girl in the bathroom, and the next day returned to

find her right back there again? What determines how we’re likely to act when faced with prolonged need? One factor may be how we see ourselves. Keizer considers the case of Le Chambon-sur-Lignon, a Protestant village in France where 5000-some Jewish refugees were saved from the Holocaust. He speculates that the townspeople may have been moved to courage because of their own history of persecution at the hands of the Catholics. That legacy might have turned into a tradition of anti-Catholic grievance. Instead, they identified with the oppressed. The villagers were compassionate, but not pushovers. Keizer relates how when a refugee en route to her safe house complained about the rain, her escort replied, “What of my friend…who found the house for you? The rain fell on her. She ran around at night, put herself in danger…and you are saying that you can’t walk this distance because of the rain?” Keizer calls the speaker “someone who is well beyond the posture of long-suffering servant of the human race. She is being herself in the process of extending herself.” The Chambonnais, he concludes, “could give of themselves because they had selves to give.” In a different decade, the caring citizens of Le Chambon might be found forgoing a weekend on the golf course to wield hammers for Habitat for Humanity. One might assume Keizer would laud such altruism, and he does. But he also takes a broader view, and deems it less than ideal. “Bringing about social good shouldn’t be left to the good will of individuals,” he explains. “When you leave welfare to volunteerism, that’s only as good as the best people on their best days. When we make laws and set policies regarding people’s welfare, we say we’re not thinking about this all this time, but we’re going to take our best intentions and make them the norm.” Keizer isn’t worried that eliminating the need for charity might deprive us of opportunities for virtue. “There will always be room in utopia for people to help each other,” he remarks. How much help should we provide in the public sphere? “A whole lot more than we do now,” Keizer declares. But when it comes to personal opportunities to help others, “There’s no hard-and-fast rule,” Keizer says. “That’s part of the adventure of being alive. On any given day I may encounter a person who will need help and I may screw up and I may not know how much is enough.” But what does he do in such cases? “Pray for help,” he replies. He’s not being cute. “It’s not all up to us,” Keizer says. “One thing teaching and being a minister taught me is that if I was asking myself how much was enough, I was too much in isolation. Helpers need helpers.” Then he adds, “I think it’s supposed to work that way.” 쩾

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Even in those cases where my presence made no difference whatsoever to the patient’s outcome, it was still rewarding — and yes, thrilling — to be part of the rescue. some simple rules that are as easy to remember in a moment of chaos as your ABCs: Airway, Breathing and Circulation. Does your patient have an obstructed airway? If so, clear the obstruction. Is your patient breathing? If not, get him breathing or breathe for him. Does your patient have a pulse? If not, start CPR and get him to the hospital pronto. If I remembered nothing else, those three rules could mean the difference between someone living and dying. Three months later, I got a job working as a park ranger-EMT in Pace Bend Park. It’s a 1500-acre sliver of Texas real estate on the lower Colorado River populated mostly by mesquite trees, prickly pear cactus, whitetail deer and tipsy Texans. Typically, my days were spent patrolling “The Flats,” a sandy beach peppered with RVs, tents, trash barrels and jet-ski trailers. My job was to keep the teenagers from racing up and down the shoreline and rolling their jacked-up four-by-fours, killing themselves and each other in the process. To claim that I was out there saving lives would be a stretch. Once, I gave a drunk and slightly delirious diabetic a tube of glucose paste, for which he was infinitely grateful. Another time, I helped rescue a guy on some cliffs who’d let go of a rope swing too early. He fell 30 feet face-first and stuck the landing — right on a pile of boulders. Then there was the 5-year-old girl who’d been bitten by fire ants and was having trouble breathing, an early sign of anaphylactic shock. We whisked her out of the park via helicopter, but I never heard what happened to her. More commonly, my patients had minor bumps and bruises — ankles twisted while waterskiing, bones broken while jumping off cliffs, fingers burned by barbecues and campfires, the aftermaths of alcohol-induced rollover collisions and ditched motorcycles. On rare occasions, the patients were beyond my help: drown victims, auto fatalities, even a suicide. Once, I helped some Austin firefighters perform CPR on a man for 35 minutes. It may seem heroic, but the truth is that by the time I got there, our patient’s train had already left the station and wasn’t coming back. And as harsh as it sounds, much of my work as an EMT was spent mopping up the inevitable consequences of Darwin’s theory of natural selection. But even that was rewarding. Why? Because sometimes the scariest part about being in a medical emergency — either someone else’s or your own — isn’t the blood, the gore, the screaming, or even the pain. It’s the dizzying uncertainty of not knowing what just happened to you and whether or not you’re going to be OK. One minute you’re loading a Led Zeppelin disc into your car’s CD player. The next you’re dangling upside down by a seatbelt and reeking of gasoline. In those first terrifying moments, when a minute feels like an hour, the most reassuring thing you can hear is, “Just sit tight. I’m an EMT and I’m here to help you.” Even in those cases where my presence made no difference whatsoever to the patient’s outcome, it was still rewarding — and yes, thrilling — to be part of the rescue. Years later, I was moving into a new apartment in another state when I heard the sudden screech of tires, followed by a crunch of metal on metal. I ran down the street to find a young man lying underneath his bicycle and pinned beneath the bumper of a car. It had been several years since I’d worked as an EMT and my certification had long since expired. As my heart rate kicked into overdrive and my mind raced through the various steps for assessing his injuries, I noticed something curious about my patient: He relaxed, visibly. Slowly, some bystanders and I untangled his limbs from his bicycle, only to find that he wasn’t trapped at all. In fact, there wasn’t a scratch on him. In that moment, it didn’t really matter whether I was doing everything I should have according to medical protocol. My patient believed he was in good hands, and that was good enough for him. 쩾

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A Lot of Latitude naky ribbons of sound wind through the steady pulse of a hand drum, conjuring visions of bustling open-air markets and dusty, weathered faces. Harmony structures alien to the Western ear build, then fade away like a desert mirage. Listening to 35th Parallel, it’s hard to imagine you’re still in this hemisphere, much less the Yankee Northeast. Yet it’s all happening right in front of me, at a rehearsal in Putnamville, Vermont. Mac Ritchey and Gabe Halberg call it a MediterrAsian journey — an exotic soundscape through which the central Vermont duo is a reliable guide. String instrumentalist Ritchey, 33, and percussion whiz Halberg, 31, have been traveling the winding paths of Middle Eastern, Indian and North African music for more than three years. On 2003’s critically acclaimed album The Green Vine, Halberg and Ritchey blended the styles of the East with the production values of the West. In live performances, their sound is often augmented by a horn section featuring members of the late, great jazz outfit viperHouse; the group’s sonic alchemy fuses tradition and progression. An upcoming show at the Unitarian Church in Montpelier — a follow-up to last year’s well-received FlynnSpace performance — promises another evening of seductively hypnotic music. Turkish, Armenian, Indian and Arab traditions will be represented, as the group weaves through musical cultures along the latitudinal line for which they’re named. Mac Ritchey met his future musical partner Gabe Halberg in 2001, when the percussionist made an appearance as part of a live concert at Ritchey’s world-instrument shop in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. He was so impressed by the young hotshot playing tabla (a traditional Indian handdrum) that Ritchey says a voice in his head told him to play with the percussionist. He invited Halberg to crash at his house; they stayed up until the wee hours discovering shared musical influences. The two didn’t play a note that night, but a bond of friendship was formed that turned into a musical collaboration. Ritchey’s dexterity on a number of stringed instruments bears out his reputation as a “musical Swiss Army knife.” His formative years were spent playing guitar in an ’80s metal wasteland. “Oh, I copped the licks from White Lion albums, busted out some Metallica,” he confesses. Later, Ritchey slogged it out in the trenches of Boston’s rock scene, a lifestyle that eventually grew tiresome. “I burned out… I didn’t feel like I had a team,” he reminisces. Things changed around 1989 when he first heard Passion, Peter Gabriel’s Middle Eastern-infused soundtrack to the film The Last Temptation of Christ. Coincidentally, that album also inspired Halberg’s first forays into ethnic percussion. The spring equinox of 2001 marked the beginning of their collaboration; they spent the rest of the year developing a working musical dialogue, and played their first show together that December. A bright-eyed man of medium stature with stunningly orange hair, Ritchey hardly looks the part of an exotic minstrel. With his thoughtful, articulate speech and sensitive demeanor, he seems more like a

guidance counselor. As 35th Parallel’s melodic center, Ritchey is comfortable with many Middle Eastern musical traditions. The oud, an instrument extremely important to Arab music, is one of his favorites. Transitioning from guitar wasn’t as easy as he expected, though. “When I first played in front of my teacher,” Ritchey admits, “he said, ‘OK, stop, I get it — you’re a guitarist playing an oud.’” With instructor Alan Shavarsh Bardezbanian’s guidance and a lot of practice, a proper sensibility eventually emerged. “It’s a whole mindset thing,” Ritchey declares. “When you study an instrument, it forms your world-view about music through the eyes of that instrument… I have been working for the last year of my life to make it sound like I’m actually playing an oud.” Ritchey ornaments 35th Parallel’s performances and recordings with turns on the bouzouki — a Greek instrument also used in Turkey and the Arab world — acoustic guitar and even didjeridoo, the droning Australian aboriginal wind instrument. Ritchey studied electronic music at Oberlin College from ’89 to ’91, where he began to recognize all sound as potentially musical. Experiences like this, combined with a degree in cultural anthropology from Brandeis University, provided the background for experiments in musical synthesis. In rehearsal, Gabe Halberg sits upright on a stool like some kind of mystical praying mantis, his dark eyes closed in concentration. His long, lithe fingers tap out rhythmic riddles on curious-looking hand drums. With a coal-black mustache and goatee and a long nose, he could be Frank Zappa’s younger brother. During a break, the soft-spoken, contemplative Halberg relates his initiation into the world of Northern Indian percussion. He first heard the signature melodic thwack of the tabla while he was attending Goddard College in 1991. Instantly hooked, he decided to study the instrument at the Ali Akbar College of Music in San Rafael, California, as an off-campus Goddard student. There, he was exposed to the disciplines of Indian music by tabla guru Swapan Chaudhuri. After receiving a degree in tabla composition in 1995, Halberg returned to the Northeast. By 1997, his focus and dedication had earned him the opportunity to study in New York City with Samir Chatterjee, a mentorship that continues to this day. Accompanying the master to Calcutta, India, for six weeks in ’99 proved both an inspiration and a distraction, but Halberg remembers the experience fondly. “Calcutta was intense,” he recalls, “but it was really good to feel more connected to the culture of the music that I’m playing.” Since then, Halberg has been experimenting with other percussive instruments, such as African frame drums. During rehearsal, Halberg tunes them with a placid concentration reminiscent of an ancient, meditative ritual. A great deal of the music that 35th Parallel references is rooted in religious devotion. Strong ties between sound and spirituality exist in every country from

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â€œThe better a musician I become, the more able I am to let go.â€? This may sound newagey to some, but the attitude serves a practical purpose: Halberg and Ritchey strive to voice their music â€œin the moment.â€? In an era of racial profiling and cultural suspicion, playing â€œMediterrAsianâ€? music might seem like a political act. Ritchey says theyâ€™re not trying to make any overt statement. About those who would dismiss the art forms of foreign cultures he suggests, â€œPeople are used to just saying â€˜them.â€™ Well, thereâ€™s a lot more to a â€˜them.â€™ Thereâ€™s an art form, thereâ€™s a culture â€” thereâ€™s people just living their lives like any of usâ€Ś By playing the music that we do, weâ€™re saying, â€˜Hey, they have music, too â€” and by the way, you seemed to like it.â€™â€? Ritchey bristles at complicated political situations that get in the way of art. â€œThis is an Afghani tune,â€? he says, addressing a mock audience, â€œremember that country that we bombed? This is the music they couldnâ€™t play for 15 years.â€? Does the duo feel a responsibility for bringing this music to American listeners? â€œAmbassador is certainly a preferred word to imperialist,â€? suggests Halberg. 35th Parallelâ€™s rehearsal showcases the

times it seems the band is over-rehearsing; the repetitious section-work seems to bely the musicâ€™s ecstatic origins. But the mood is light, even occasionally frivolous. As with any band practice, musical in-jokes and gentle ribbing color the proceedings. Someone quotes the Derek and the Dominoes classic â€œLaylaâ€? â€” the horn players poke fun at the fact that the 35th Parallel song theyâ€™re working on shares the same name. Halberg condones a last-minute melodic change, expressing relief that â€œNow it doesnâ€™t sound like that Berlin song.â€? The reference to the â€™80s pop band is met with puzzlement by a younger musician. After three-and-a-half hours the band breaks for pizza, but theyâ€™ll keep going later. Halberg and Ritchey plan to record a follow-up to Green Vine, but they have no idea what the finished product will look like. Will a horn section be involved? Possibly. Will there be more electronic elements? Potentially. The duo strives to â€œbe here now,â€? and theyâ€™re open to any new ideas that may surface. Says Ritchey: â€œThe process will let us know.â€? ěŠž

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CASEY REA RJD2, Nectar’s, September 19, 9:30 p.m.

Back to the Future or progressive hip-hop producer RJD2, “in-demand” is a way of life. A one-man ambassador of the beat, his behind-the-scenes credits cover an amazing range of styles and genres. Work for hip-hop talents such as El-P, Mos Def and Cannibal Ox has led to cross-genre experiments with indierockers and other hairy beasts. A list of celebrity admirers including Radiohead, The Strokes and avant filmmaker David Lynch suggests that RJD2 probably DJs the best parties. His new disc, Since We Last Spoke, expands the palette of hip-hop while maintaining his underground cred. The forward-looking “producer and remixer extraordinaire” recently spoke to Seven Days in advance of his gig this Sunday at Nectar’s. SEVEN DAYS: At what age did you realize that music was the thing for you? RJD2: Since I was about 10 years old, music has been my preferred hobby… I still to this day don’t really feel like a musician, I feel kind of like a band masquerading as a dude that manages to make music for a living.

I used to just sit down, cross my fingers and hope that something happened! Now I try to stay a bit more organized.

SD: What music were you first turned on to? RJD2: Oh, I remember Michael Jackson, Run-DMC, The Fresh Prince… I was buying tapes, but I didn’t have much money. Honestly, what I remember doing was dubbing stuff off the radio. I had this little piece-of-shit boombox, and I remember waiting around for Tears for Fears songs all day so I could tape ’em. SD: Did you start out playing instruments, or were turntablism and production your introduction to creating music? RJD2: Oh, no — I played a little bit in bands. I played drums, and guitar a little bit. You know, as a hack. I ended up going to a vocational music program in high school. For half of the day I’d be studying music theory and composition, typical shit. I didn’t learn anything, really… I’m glad for school, but the stuff that’s important is the intuitive shit. SD: Your production background is pretty legendary. Was it an easy transition for you to become the focus of attention? RJD2: Um, it wasn’t anything I was consciously avoiding, but I never really sought it, either. I just try to stay business-minded about shit. I say, ‘What is my goal here?’ My goal is to make records and have fun. If that means I have to do photo shoots and stuff, I’m not opposed, but I’m not crazy about it. It’s all just forms of marketing. Some people like that kind of thing, some people don’t. Some people just want to hear a record and don’t give a fuck about what you look like. SD: Do you have any formula in your approach to production? Do you start with a beat, a melody

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line, a sample? What’s the process? I used to just sit down, cross my fingers and hope that something happened! Now I try to stay a bit more organized. I collect drum breaks, bass lines — I try to put sticky-notes on all my records. Ninety-five percent of the time, I’m looking for something very specific — ‘I need a string section here,’ or something. Some of the new record is “live,” so I’ve been buying keyboards, amps and microphones… I’m trying to get my shit together when it comes to engineering live records. I’m not a Chick Corea-type dude, but with the help of the sampler and all that shit, I can recreate the sounds of those records. I’m trying to read up, get pictures — I want to get inside the minds of the people who engineered these albums. SD: The age of the computer has forever altered people’s approach to music production. Do you prefer analog or digital, or a hybrid? RJD2: They both provide their own things, you know? The more I learn about it, there isn’t a huge difference. From a layman’s perspective, you see these huge rifts. It’s kinda like religion and science. When you’re 15, you see the two as polar opposites. The older you get, the more you see things they have in common.

SD: Do you leave room for creative re-interpretations in your sets, or do you pretty much perform what’s on the records? RJD2: The goal is to make it a musical experience that doesn’t sound just like the record — it’s unique to the show. I try to avoid letting a song run the way it is on the album. Almost every song has a new section that I’ve prepared that’s in key and in time. Think of it as a remix for one verse or a bridge. I can’t really change it too much, ’cause it’s such a preparation thing. But the scratches are different, and parts are switched up. SD: You seem to be stepping away from “traditional” hip-hop productions. How has the hiphop community responded to your evolution, and do you care? RJD2: I don’t think about it too much. With the first record [Dead Ringer], the hardcore hip-hop guys were relieved it still had stuff on it that they could push on their friends. With the new one, I think some of the underground kids are pissed off about it. But if somebody doesn’t like it, somebody doesn’t like it. I feel like if you need to hear some rap music, there’s plenty. And there’s plenty of shit that I did [as producer] last year! I mean, go buy that Aceyalone record, that Soul Position record, that Diverse album.

SD: Hip-hop is becoming a more universal language. Why do you think this is? RJD2: At the heart of it, I think that black American culture has, for the last 80 years, fascinated the whole world. It’s fascinated white America. It’s fascinated Europe. It’s fascinated Japan; if you go to Japan, you’ll see hardcore Blue Note-style jazz clubs, and in Europe, dudes are painting trains. They take graffiti very seriously, and they’re so by-the-book. Historically, New York hip-hop culture is the shit. For whatever reason, 99 percent of the important things that have happened in American music in the last hundred years have come out of the black community. SD: Where do you feel hip-hop is heading? What would you like to see more of in the scene? RJD2: I’d like to see people taking five years to do an album. Recording technology got real cheap real fast. Making a CD got real cheap real fast. Everyone’s got a demo. Music is becoming so disposable that people are taking the approach of, ‘I’m gonna do a record in a week. If it sucks, cool, I’ll try again.’ I want something that raises the bar, like Outkast’s Stankonia. I try to do that with my records. On a technical level, I’m out for blood! m

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IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/JODY ALBRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. SONNY & PERLEY (international cabaret), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. LAST NIGHT’S JOY (Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY & GARUDA (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. CASUAL FIASCO, MATT NEWBERG & THE HURRICANES (jam-rock; singersongwriter), Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. JAMES KOCHALKA SUPERSTAR (indierock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. OPEN MIKE W/DAVID HAMBLEN, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE ADMINISTRATOR (eclectic DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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SAM GORDON (acoustic rock), Charlie O’s, 8 p.m. NC. ANYTHING GOES (variety show, open jam), Eclipse Theater, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC. MARK GREENBERG (folk singer-songwriter), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 8 p.m. NC.

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CALIFORNIA DREAMING Guitarist/songwriter Sean Hutton knows a thing or two about ’60s pop. His band, Raquel’s Boys, has cornered the local market on old-fashioned, sunshiney rock ’n’ roll — not that there’s much competition. That wasn’t the case at last month’s International Pop Overthrow in Los Angeles, however — more than a hundred acts from across the globe played the annual event. Raquel’s Boys were invited to participate on the strength of their Jam Records debut, Music for the Girl You Love. Their song “Knockout Girl” is featured on the IPO festival’s compilation CD, which won the band some new fans out West. According to Hutton, the group took to the warm climes: “Performing in the California sun is really the ideal setting for our sound,” he says. After a well-received performance on the outdoor stage in Stanton Park, the guys got to rub elbows with music critics from legendary rock rags Goldmine and Amplifier. A couple of them have become big fans. “These guys like us because we love music,” Hutton explains. “They couldn’t care less that we’re on a small indie label and don’t have a lawyer.” With shows lined up in Boston and Chicago, Raquel’s Boys’ pop-rock stock is on the rise.

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Ever channel surf and stumble across a concert that you’d just attended? Chances are it was filmed by the Vermont Musician’s Network and its nonprofit promotional arm VtLive. From humble beginnings on Cable Access Channel 15 to its recent home at WVNY, the organization has been providing free exposure to Vermont musical talent for a decade. Over the years it has filmed more than 100 bands, and now it needs your help. In order to re-launch the broadcast (which has been off-air since July), the crew at VtLive are hosting a benefit concert in Williamstown this Saturday. Featuring popular local acts such as Abby Jenne, Gregory Douglass and Aaron Flinn’s Salad Days, as well as national faves Jim’s Big Ego, the concert aims for comfort: Seating is under a heated tent, and long-time sponsor Long Trail Brewing Company provides the suds. “Musicians need to grab hold of us,” says Executive Director Bonnie LaFlower. “Our goal is to promote and develop music — to create bridges between the famous and not-so famous, between the musicians and the venues.” In the future, VtLive plans to throw joint events with other nonprofits, particularly those with a social conscience. Armed with mini-DV cameras and a passion for live music, this crew is soldiering on. Says LaFlower: “If it all fell apart tomorrow, we’d still be going out and filming bands.” Check www.vtlive.tv for more info.

TAKE A HIKE Reproductive choice is a serious issue, especially in this politically polarized climate. That doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun while protecting a woman’s right to choose. This Saturday’s third annual Hike for Choice at Mount Philo in Charlotte provides musical entertainment and good eats in addition to a bit of exercise. Vermont Access to Reproductive Freedom — a volunteer organization providing cash to women seeking abortions who can’t afford the option — sponsors the field day. In just a year and a half, the group has raised $12,000, all of which goes directly to the women in need. The Steph Pappas Experience and Color Complex rock the summit around noon, and donated chow comes courtesy of local eateries including Mirabelles and American Flatbread. Registration for the hike takes place at 11 a.m. and costs $5. Participants are encouraged to find sponsors for the event; according to VARF founding board member Rachel Siegel, there will be a raffle for those who raise $100 or more. Prizes include massage and yoga coupons, which might come in handy after that hike.

BOBBING FOR DYLANS Bob Dylan is more than just a prolific songwriter — he’s an icon. Last Saturday, Riverwalk Records in Montpelier hosted a Bob Dylan look-alike/sound-alike contest, which proved that imitation is not just the greatest form of flattery — it’s downright hilarious. More than 100 attendees crowded into a vacant storefront next to Riverwalk, as such a large audience couldn’t fit into Patrick Mulliken’s smallish shop. Serving on the panel of judges were the mayor of Montpelier, an assistant to a former Dylan manager, a couple of DJs, and two wily music journalists, myself included. The affair was positively surreal, as nearly 20 Dylan wannabes in various guises ransacked the songwriter’s back pages. Peg Tassey isn’t too Bob-like, even with a massive faux ’fro — but her chilling take on “Masters of War” was so effective it didn’t matter. Her performance was preceded by a short skit skewering Dylan’s recent Victoria’s Secret ads: Magic City vocalist Miriam Bernardo appeared in lingerie and angel wings while a member of the “press” harassed “Dylan” about his undie endorsements. Tassey took runner-up, but she was bested by the animated performance from a hobo-outfitted Derek Semler. As the night’s top Bob, Semler walked away with a huge grin and his prizes — a reissue of Dylan’s Blonde on Blonde on vinyl, and a new turntable to play it on.

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BLACKTHORNE WILDERNESS, ORPHEUS SWOONS

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(Self-released, CD) During his years performing as a street musician, Texas-based songwriter Chris Whitley honed a gritty, direct writing style. His rough mix of porch blues and melodic phrasing provides an equal balance of ache and optimism. Whitley’s not just another white boy picking at the dusty remains of the blues, either. He coaxes genuine passion from his guitar, with guttural slide passages colliding vigorously with hard strums and subtle Delta flourishes. His scuffed-up vocals convey the hollow desperation of years lived hard, and the songwriter’s physicality confirms this — he looks part scarecrow, part carnival hustler. War Crime Blues is a fine example of Whitley’s abilities as singer-songwriter and guitar hero. The title track evokes unwinnable conflicts, both internal and global. A kick drum pounds in steady fours, its percussive thud anchoring the song to its old-time blues roots. “War will never end,” Whitley laments with tired resignation. On the same tune, he describes civilization as a mausoleum, and calls for his girl to “turn her desires back” if he doesn’t return from the front. Whether the battle he references is literal or metaphorical is anybody’s guess. A fiery send-up of the Velvet Underground classic “I Can’t Stand It” proves both compelling and slightly annoying. Most of the original’s tongue-and-cheek delivery is missing, and Whitley’s decision to change the object of affection from “Sally” to “Susie” is puzzling. Still, the spirit of the Velvets is present: The song is another slide-blues rave-up, but Whitley’s slightly out-of-tune guitar captures that band’s druggy, punky vibe. Credit goes to Whitley for making the attempt and not completely missing the point. As a guitarist, Whitley is hard to beat; he’s truly a torchbearer for the Delta-blues style. The track “Dead Cowboy Song” showcases a ragged virtuosity with its fingerpicked venom and masculine strut. He strains vocally, but such frayed edges make this CD a compelling listen. It’s clear that Whitley has no desire to play nice, and his style is hardly a museum piece. Supposed “purists” like Eric Clapton might do well to study pickers like Whitley. With its troubled-soul, renegade charms, War Crime Blues would make Robert Johnson proud. It’s here — not in the neutered “tributes” of other players — that the true fire of the blues burns. Whitley plays an early show this Saturday at Club Metronome with fellow songwriter Annie Minogue.

CASEY REA

Part of the rich local music scene that has developed, and is still growing, around Burlington’s Radio Bean Coffeehouse, Blackthorne Wilderness deliver a style that members Angelica Blackthorne and April Wilderness call “front-porch Renaissance.” On their first CD, Orpheus Swoons, the duo deals out 12 original compositions, most of them featuring one or both women singing low-key harmonies while strumming along on guitar or mandolin. The songs that begin and end the recording — “Cold Water Creek,” “Coyote Ramble” and “Run Around Round” — are some of the disc’s highlights. All three songs were written by Blackthorne, but they sound authentically vintage. It’s almost as if Alan Lomax had collected them in some Appalachian hollow back in the 1940s. Orpheus Swoons also includes a cover of the ancient ballad “Matty Groves” — a tune popularized by Fairport Convention back in 1969. Here, the arrangement is stripped down to a bare percussive background. On this cut you can best appreciate the beauty of both women’s voices and how well they blend together. Unfortunately, the recording quality makes it difficult to hear how good Blackthorne Wilderness really is. The sound on Orpheus Swoons is often muddled; at the worst, it’s as if the singers sang too far back from the microphone and the guitars were played in a closet. It’s a pity —Blackthorne Wilderness’ music is fine enough to wish for better. Keep an eye on the schedule at Radio Bean to see and hear the real thing — my bet is, the pair sounds much better onstage.

ROBERT RESNIK

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COMIC ROCKER :: Like a mutant cross between Mick Jagger and R. Crumb,

Kochalka Superstar

James

owns any stage he

sets foot on. A full-time cartoonist and daddy, Kochalka’s high-octane, absurdist music is hardly garden-variety. With songs about bad astronauts and respecting Michael Jackson, Kochalka and his band always make an impression. Witness the silliness Wednesday, September 15, at Club Metronome.

WED

FRI.17 << 43A RECURRING THEME (acoustic jazzrock), Parima, 10 p.m. p.m. $5. PHIL HENRY (acoustic), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. DJ COREY (hip-hop), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LOVEWHIP (Afro-pop), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. NC. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. SAM KININGER BAND, JAPHY RYDER (funk/jam-rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. LED LOCO (rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5. MY REVENGE, CLASS CLOWN, CARALINA, FROM THE GROUND UP, TIRED OF TRYING (hardcore; 242 benefit show), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $6. KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA (DJs; hip-hop/r&b/reggae), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. HIP-HOP/REGGAE/DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BIKINI BASHMENT W/DEMUS (reggae DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. JENNI JOHNSON & FRIENDS (jazz/blues), Waiting Room, 6 p.m. NC, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/ lounge), 10 p.m. NC. THE HITMEN (rock ’n’ roll), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. COMBO 37 (jazz), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. RUN 4 COVER (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. PENCILGRASS, PERFECT SANDWICH (funk/jam-rock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. SHOVELHEAD, INDECENT EXPOSURE (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. ULTERIOR MOTIVE (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley STUR CRAZY (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. SPACE MONKEYS (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central BLUE BANDANA BAND (rock), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. 35TH PARALLEL MEDITERRASIAN JAZZ ENSEMBLE (world/jazz), Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $10. SETH YACOVONE BAND (blues/jam/ funk), Starlight Lounge, 10 p.m. $5. GIRLYMAN (folk/bluegrass/alternative), Middle Earth, 9 p.m. $12.

:: northern KARAOKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. VIP LADIES NIGHT, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. NC, followed by SABBATICAL (rock), 10 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. GLENGARRY BHOYS (Celtic), Naked Turtle, 5:30 p.m. $1, followed by GLASS ONION (rock), 9:30 p.m. $1. BATHTUB MARY (groove-rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. EKIS (worldbeat/rock), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. THE SHED BAND (rock), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: burlington area SEAN HOOD, DYLAN METRANO, JASON ANDERSON, THANKSGIVING, THE RABBITS (singer-songwriter/indiefolk), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. TASTE W/DJS CRAIG MITCHELL, PHILLIP MALCOMB, JOE HENNESSY (dance/house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5. GRACE POTTER & THE NOCTURNALS (jazz/blues/funk/soul), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. SWEET JANE (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. CAMUEL CROSS (jazz), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. PETER PRINCE & MOON BOOT LOVER, THE NICHE (soul/funk/jam), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. CHRIS WHITLEY, ANNIE MINOGUE (singer-songwriter/blues/rock), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $10, followed by RETRONOME (’70s-’80s DJs), 10 p.m. $3. KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. SPIN CYCLE (top 40 dance DJs), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. WILLEM BREUKER KOLLEKTIEF (eclectic jazz), FlynnSpace, 7 & 9:15 p.m. $20/16. RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. NASTEE DOG W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. CONCENTRIC (live electronic), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE BAND (rock), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. RUN 4 COVER (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. AMUN RA, SURFACE DWELLERS (funk), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3.

SHOVELHEAD, INDECENT EXPOSURE (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. TRIPLE PLAY (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/TOWNIE, Banana Winds, 8 p.m. NC. ULTERIOR MOTIVE (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. DAN PARKS (acoustic), B.U. Emporium, 8:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/BONNIE DRAKE, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HIKE FOR CHOICE W/STEPH PAPPAS EXPERIENCE, COLOR COMPLEX (folkrock/jazz-pop; benefit for Vermont Access to Reproductive Freedom), Mt. Philo, Charlotte, noon. $5.

:: champlain valley SARAH PIEPLOW (singer-songwriter), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central GREAT AMERICAN (rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. VOICE (jazz/hip-hop), Starlight Lounge, 10:30 p.m. $7. JEN SHANKMAN (folk-rock), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $4. DR. BURMA (r&b/dance), Middle Earth, 9 p.m. $12. NOISY NEIGHBORS (bluegrass), Riverwalk Records, 7 p.m. NC. CATIE CURTIS (folk singer-songwriter), Valley Players Theater, 8 p.m. $20. VERMONT MUSICIANS NETWORK CONCERT (rock; benefit show), 1453 Chelsea Rd., Williamstown, 11 a.m. $25. AA.

:: northern ELLEN POWELL DUO (jazz), Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 6:30 p.m. NC. PAUL DOUSE (singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. IMI (reggae), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ SKIPPY, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4

Bar & Grill

a.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. GLASS ONION (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. $1. D’MOJA (Afro-Caribbean/Latin), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. JASON CANN (singer-songwriter), Charlie B’s, 9 p.m. NC. TRANSIT (jazz), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC.

MADERA (Flamenco), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. BEN LEE, PONY UP, GREGORY DOUGLASS (indie-rock/singer-songwriter), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $10. LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. MUSIC MACHINE W/DJ TRANSPLANTE (eclectic), The Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

SUN.19

:: northern

:: burlington area

OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed by UNEMPLOYMENT HISTORY (old-time folk), 9 p.m. NC. IRISH SESSIONS (Celtic/folk), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 5 p.m. NC. NASTEE SOUL SUNDAY (DJ), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. SYLLABIC (live drums/turntables), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC. RJD2 (hip-hop/electronic), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $10. THE SHITCAN NOISEBELT (artsProject benefit; eclectic), Waiting Room, 7:30 p.m. $3. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow! Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC.

TUE.21 :: burlington area

JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

ALEX WILSON (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC, followed by THE DEALS (rock), 10 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER, TOM CLEARY, JOHN RIVERS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. DJ FATTIE B. (old-school soul), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. BLUESDAY W/HARMONICA BOB MCKENZIE, Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. VT JAZZ FUSION ALLSTARS, Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $5. LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: northern

:: central

SOUND OBSESSION DJ, Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. $1.

BILLY CALDWELL (acoustic), Charlie O’s, 8 p.m. NC. HARMONIC CONVERGENCE JAZZ JAM W/ANTONY SANTOR, Starlight Lounge, 8 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley

MON.20 :: burlington area

OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC. TRASHBOX: THE SOUND OF NYC (DJ), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (funk/jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC.

:: northern KARAOKE W/SASSY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC OPEN MIKE W/MIKE PEDERSEN, Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. CHRIS LYON (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC.

WED.22 :: burlington area

IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/SUSAN SQUIER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. CLEARY BROTHERS (Celtic/bluegrass), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY & GARUDA (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. U-MELT, AMY MILES, STEPHAN COUTURE & THE CAMPFIRE ORCHESTRA (jam-rock/indie-acoustic), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. TRICKY PAT W/WHIP (drum ’n’ bass), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. OPEN MIKE W/DAVID HAMBLEN, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE ADMINISTRATOR (eclectic DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC

:: central DJ ELLIS & SWEET D (hip-hop), Charlie O’s, 8 p.m. NC. ANYTHING GOES (variety show, open jam), Eclipse Theater, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC. DAVE KELLER (singer-songwriter/blues), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/PAUL DOUSE Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/JOHN GOOLEY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. CHRIS LYON (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. 쩾

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BY MARC AWODEY <exhibitions>

CALL TO ARTISTS • The Daily Planet restaurant in Burlington seeks artists for rotating exhibits. Contact Dasha, 951-1132 or DASHAANN@ hotmail.com. • The Center for Photographic Studies in Barre is seeking an artist with experience in graphic/digital design to create its logo. Info, call Amy at 777-8009.

OPENINGS

Still Hopping

I EXHIBIT The 12th Annual South End Art Hop, various locations, Burlington. September 10 & 11; some exhibitions through September.

ARTWORK “Building Blocks and Sugar Rocks” by Hillary Milens

PHOTO Marc Awodey

t’s safe to say last weekend’s South End Art Hop — the 12th annual — was the biggest and best ever. What began as a modest tour of studios and group exhibitions along Burlington’s Pine Street in 1992 has grown into a regional fine-arts event of epic proportions. At least 1000 artworks were on display, created by about 400 artists from Vermont and beyond. The Hop presented art in every medium in open studios, unoccupied donated spaces, businesses and more conventional venues between Main Street and Flynn Avenue. Officially the Hop was Friday and Saturday, September 10 and 11. But it ain’t over till it’s over. Some 200 pieces submitted for the juried-show component will remain on view through September. And about 30 of those works, installed on the third floor of the Maltex Building, are the “juried in” selections — this year’s first-place winner was Joshua Givens for his painting “The Present.” The remaining submitted works comprise a Salon des Refusés throughout the rest of the building. Some of the exhibitions in vacant spaces, such as the former Small Boat Exchange on Kilburn Street and the former Gaslight Laundry on Marble Avenue, can also be viewed all month on a limited basis. “Building Blocks and Sugar Rocks” by Hillary Milens is an installation piece at the old Small Boat Exchange. It consists of approximately 140 wooden blocks and sugar crystals lined up in a grid on a suspended sheet of clear Plexiglas. Milens’ piece is a wonderful use of organic materials organized in a new way. Though many of the works at the

Gaslight are primarily decorative, a few stand out for artistic merit: Mary Beth Morriseau’s “Lapis Sky” is a vertical abstraction of copper painted a monochromatic blue and mounted on wood. Ceili Seipke’s “Nagymama” is a portrait of an elderly lady in a richly patterned interior. A photograph by Matthew Thorsen, also at the Gaslight, is arguably the most powerful piece in the entire Art Hop. In “My Father Just One Minute After Being Dead,” Thorsen boldly committed sacrilege by photographing his corpulent sire at the moment of death in a hospital bed. The piece is not just shock art; rather, it’s highly poignant. The man is laying on his back, nearly nude like a newborn infant. As it happily turned out, he was revived within moments and lives still. But Thorsen’s ostensibly final portrait of his father was composed with sensitivity as well as an unflinching eye. The Maltex Building remains the flagship site of the Art Hop’s juried show. This year’s lone juror was Ian Berry, curator of the Tang Teaching Museum and Art Gallery at Skidmore College. It must be said that Berry made some dubious decisions, such as accepting David Powell’s highly derivative, text-based piece “Returning Home.” On Powell’s canvas the phrase “RETURNING HOME I SAW THE FUTURE” is stenciled across a rainbow spectrum of blended hues. Perhaps neither artist nor juror is familiar with the “date paintings” of On Kawara, or any of about a dozen other text-based conceptual artists of 40 years ago? Or maybe they are, but are untroubled by the repetition.

“The Gate” by James Juron was a better choice. While humanity has been producing figurative paintings for about 20,000 years, Juron’s piece seems personal and timeless. It’s a haunting image of a cowled, standing figure looking like an executioner in front of a guillotine. Juron’s oil technique is daringly traditional for contemporary art. As with the original Salon des Refusés in Paris in 1863, many of the passed-over works are among the exhibition’s best. Among them is Jennifer Prince’s “Silos” — a computer-assisted photomontage that creatively combines 1950s pop images of female bathers with mid-America prairie architecture. Many of the larger-scale paintings are displayed on the lower level of the Maltex. “Sanibel” by Phebe Mott is a wonderfully composed porch scene with rich blues. Mott renders her figures simply, in a manner reminiscent of Milton Avery. “Bronze Mare and the Lost Reign” by Charlie Orme is a 7-foot vertical piece composed of slashing gray and black brushstrokes on a textural white field. Considering the scale of the present Art Hop, it’s hard to imagine what it might be like 12 years from now. Maybe it’s time to think about an allBurlington event, or a Sundance-type festival that brings together small-town artworks from across the country? But even if it stays as is, the South End Art Hop is a leap of faith in creativity and is surely destined for greatness. m

For all the winners of this year’s Art Hop, see www.art-hop.com.

KATHY MARMOR: “Holding On to Intangible Things,” a new installation. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Reception September 15, 5-7 p.m. Through September. AMY STOREY: Paintings. Hardwick Town House, 472-8800. Reception September 16, 6-8 p.m. Through October by appointment. JEREMY HAINES & ADRIENNE GOULETTE: “Hopeless & Bust,” mixedmedia works. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Reception September 17, 6-9 p.m., with music by DJ Tricky Pat. Through October 3. JANET FREDERICKS: “Life in the Garden,” paintings. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Reception September 17, 6-8 p.m. Through October 26. THE BEAUTY OF USEFULNESS: INSPIRATION FROM TRADITIONAL JAPANESE CRAFTS: Ceramics, woodworks, textiles, jewelry and paper objects made by New England artisans and influenced by Japanese artistic traditions. Shelburne Craft School’s Gallery on the Green, Shelburne, 985-8438. Reception September 17, 5:30-7:30 p.m. SYBIL MEYERSBURG: “Children of the World,” 50 photographs taken 1957-78 around the globe. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Reception September 17, 5-7 p.m. Through January 2005. LYNDA REEVES MCINTYRE: Acrylic, watercolor and ink paintings from Mexico, Italy and Canada, and a wall installation from her “Helping Hands” project. Supreme Court Building, Montpelier, 8284784. Reception September 17, 5-7 p.m. Through October 29. FROM CLOTH TO CANVAS: VINTAGE TEXTILES & FINE ART COMBINED: The second annual group exhibit pairs garments from the permanent collection with contemporary works by Vermont artists. Grand Hall, St. Albans historic Museum, 527-7933. Reception September 17, 6-8 p.m. Through October 1. ETHAN GASTON: Paintings and drawings. 1/2 Lounge, Burlington, 865-0012. Reception September 18, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Through October 18.

TALKS/ EVENTS MEET THE ARTIST: K.K. Williams talks about her work. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Thursday evenings through October (except September 30), 7-9 p.m. OPEN STUDIO: Artist-in-residence Leslie Fry shows her work in progress for an upcoming sculpture exhibit. Fourth Floor

TALKS/EVENTS >> 50A PLEASE NOTE: Art listings are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Send listings, by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. Also see art listings at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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TALKS/EVENTS << 49A Studio, Firehouse Center, Burlington, 8657165. Every Saturday through September 25, noon – 8 p.m. GARDEN TOUR: PERFORMANCE AND ARTISTIC SUNDRIES: Experience landscape artist Ken Mills’ spectacular garden and the unexpected objets d’art within it. 1141 Clay Point Road, Colchester, 6560750. Tour September 18, 3-7 p.m., including music and dance performances. $15. (Rain date September 19.) 6TH ANNUAL ART SHOW: Twenty-five Vermont artists will sell their paintings, photographs, sculptures, pottery and prints. Hannabelle Garden & Co., Cambridge Village, 644-8749. September 18, 3-7 p.m. $3 donation. For art workshops and instruction, see “classes” in Section B.

ONGOING ::burlington area

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Most of the sculpture sited along

or near the Pine Street corridor for last weekend’s Art Hop will remain on view at least through September. Kris D. Waid-Jones took this year’s first-place prize in sculpture. Her work “La Puerta” (pictured) is sited outside the old Burlington Food Service building. The sculpture component of the annual festival is a strong exhibition on its own and provides a great opportunity for drive-by art viewing.

WYLIE SOFIA GARCIA: Textiles and mixed media. Stella Shoes, Burlington, 8642800. Through October. MASHA STERN: “Under Construction,” black-and-white photographs. Wine Works, Burlington, 951-9463. Through October 15. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Original acrylics. Smokejacks Restaurant, Burlington, 8729605. Through October. Also at Cobblestone Deli, Burlington, and Brandon Artists Guild, both through September. GRACE COTHALIS & SABINA EVARTS: “Mandala: The Sacred Circle,” mixedmedia. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. Through September. AXA: “Architects by art, art by architects,” a group show curated by C. Sean Horton. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through October. JOHN CHURCHMAN: “Conditions of Light and Spirit,” Giclée print photography. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 8992200. Through September. 40 YEARS, 400 VERSES: SLICES OF NEW YORK: Photographs by Sandy Milens and haiku poems by Marc Awodey. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4505. Through October 23.

JACQUELINE M. CALL & JIM GORMAN: “Avenues in Enchantment,” watercolors and photographs. Sneakers, Winooski, 655-9081. Through September. ROBERT SIMON: Ink and acrylic drawings, through December 10; and GARY KOWALSKI: Oil paintings, through December 10; and SHARON WEBSTER: Mixed-media works, through November. CCV Hallway Galleries, Burlington, 865-4422. JIM GIDDINGS: “Back Roads and Other Animals,” paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through September. DOUGLAS ZARUBA: “Fables, Myths and Memories,” precious metal jewelry; and GABRIEL BORAY: New works. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through September. QUINTESSENTIAL VERMONT: A group show featuring regional artists in pottery, furniture, photographs and paintings. Frog Hollow Gallery, Burlington, 8636458. Through October. SARAH HUTTON: Abstract oil paintings of figures, landscapes and cityscapes. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through September. BERND HEINRICH: THE NATURALIST AS ARTIST: A selection of original drawings, photographs, field notes and specimen collections from the renowned UVM field biologist; and FUNGI, UNICORNS AND BEACHED WHALES: ARTISTS AS NATURALISTS: Natural history illustrations, classic and contemporary; and HIROSHIGE’S 53 STATIONS OF THE TOKAIDO: Woodblock prints by the Japanese master (opens September 22); all through December 19; also ‘WISH YOU WERE HERE’: A selection of postcards depicting Vermont history and New England life from Special Collections in UVM’s Bailey/Howe Library, through September 19. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. CHRIS BAME: “Finding Home in Different Ways,” acrylics and mixed media. Scrumptious Café, Burlington, 658-2727. Through September 29. NEW WORKS FROM HOWARD COMMUNITY SERVICES: Artworks in multiple media presented by GRACE. Union Station, Burlington, 472-6857. Through September 28.

JULIA DOTOLI: “Erosion Series,” abstract paintings, Bar; and ELIZABETH DOWD: Black-and-white photographs, Greenhouse; and SARAH HUTTON: Abstract oil paintings of figures, landscapes and cityscapes, Dining Room. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through September. BOBBI PRITT: “Beneath the Skin,” photographs of human skin under the microscope. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165. Through September. JOHN CHURCHMAN: “Autumn Glory,” photographs. Airport Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Through October. ALEX GREY: “X-Ray Visions,” prints and drawings by the world-renowned artist. Lineage Gallery, Burlington, 862-7766. Through September 26. GROUP SHOW: Acrylic paintings by Ethan Azarian and Michael Smith, photography by Cynthia Silvey and watercolor and ink works by Michael Tonn. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through October. NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIATION: A group show featuring hundreds of works by members. Old Red Mill Gallery, Jericho, 899-3225. Through September 25. ELISA NELSON: Pen-and-ink drawings of Lake Champlain and New England, Pickering Room, through September 29; and GALEN MCDONALD: “Images of This World,” politically charged paintings by the UVM senior, Mezzanine Balcony, through September. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. ‘ART OF THE NEEDLE’: An exhibition featuring 100 18th-, 19th- and 20th-century American quilts; and ‘LES BORDS DE LA LOIRE PRES DE NANTES’: A painting by the late French landscape artist CharlesFrançois Daubigny; also, ‘PEDAL TO THE METAL’: An exhibit documenting the history of children’s pedal cars; and ‘AMERICAN VISIONS OF PARADISE’: Paintings by great American artists including Grandma Moses, Thomas Cole, Washington Allston and Jasper Cropsey. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348, ext. 3330. Through October. WEST TOWER EXHIBIT: A group show featuring fabric works, holographic gratings and steel sculptures. ECHO, Burlington Waterfront, 864-1848. Through fall.

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strong lineup for September. Julia Dotoli’s abstract paintings, entitled “The Erosion Series,” are featured in the bar, and black-andwhite photos by Elizabeth Dowd grace the solarium. Sarah Hutton’s “Woman in Thought,” pictured here, is one of her rich, unexpectedly textured oil abstractions installed in the Planet’s dining room.

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Jorgensen. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9878. September 18 – October 17. SEAN DYE & MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM: Pastel landscapes and still lifes, and Rustic Inaccurate Furniture, respectively. Northern Power Systems, Mad River Park, Waitsfield, 496-2955, ext. 287. September 17 – November 12. SARAH MUNRO: Abstract oil paintings. City Center, Montpelier, 229-6219. Through October 1. A BAKER’S DOZEN: Thirteen Vermont painters, photographers and fiber artists show their work. The Book Garden, Montpelier, 223-2824. Through November. CORPORATE GLOBALIZATION VS. GLOBAL JUSTICE: A guerrilla photo exhibit by Orin Langelle featuring images from indigenous communities around the world; also, photos from the 1972 Republican National Convention in Miami Beach. Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 454-8493. Through September 28. SCULPTFEST04: The 18th annual exhibition features works by individual sculptors and two-person teams, working in the theme “Site/Countersite.” Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 4382097. Through October 24. LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: “Old Friends, New Friends,” unique and multiple prints. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 229-6112. Through September. ANNA BELL: Paintings; and DANIEL A. NEARY JR.: Recent black-and-white photographs. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-7800. Through September. MAITLAND DEGORGORZA: “Artist’s Life and History, 1898-1941,” paintings, drawings and prints by the late artist, South Gallery; and WOOD HIMSELF: Paintings by the founder, Thomas Waterman Wood, Main Gallery; and THE VAULT TOUR: 19th-century works by friends of Wood, Wood Room. T.W. Wood Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 828-

21st century,” and minimalist paintings, respectively, East Gallery, through October 17. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. FEATHERS, FINS & FUR: A juried group show depicting and celebrating the animal kingdom. Bryan Memorial Gallery, 8743. All through October 17. Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through ADVENTURE SPARKS: A WEARABLE ART September 26. SHOW: A group exhibit; and LELAND CLAIRE VAN VLIET:AWODEY Pulp paintings by the ALPER: Drawings and sculpture; and PHOTO: MARC printmaker, painter and Janus Press ROLAND BUSSIERE: Paintings. Studio founder. Back Room Gallery, Northeast Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through Kingdom Artisans Guild, St. Johnsbury, September 25. 467-3701. Through October 9. SUSAN DOHENY: “The Tunbridge THE BIRDS OF JUDITH VIVELL: Oil paintRetrospective,” photographs. Tunbridge ings by the renowned avian artist. Clarke Public Library, 889-9404. Through Galleries, Cold Comfort Farm, Stowe, 253October 4. 7116. Through September 25. ANNUAL “FULL HOUSE” EXHIBITION: GAYLEEN AIKEN: Twenty-one works by the Works in multiple media by Jim Boughton, nationally recognized Vermont artist. Jane Glesne, Russ Housman, Mimi Love, GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, Rosamond Orford, Carley Stevens472-6857. Through September 16. McLaughlin, Susan Wacker, Richard Weis HISTORICAL PHOTOGRAPHS OF MORand the Guild of Vermont Furniture RISVILLE: Photos from the private colMakers. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775lections of five locals depict a century 0356. Through September 26. and a half. Tegu Gallery, Morrisville, 888CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIES: 1261. Through September. Six photographers present works in color VERMONT ARTISTS: Original works featured and black-and-white. City Hall, in a changing exhibition. Jacob Walker Montpelier, 229-9416. Through Art Gallery, Morristown Corner Store September. Building, no phone. Through October 11. EXPOSED!: An annual outdoor sculpture exhibition throughout the town of Stowe, DON HANSON: “Damaged Beauty: The Avian featuring 19 sculptures by local and Series,” multi-media prints. Fairbanks national artists. Helen Day Art Center, Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, Stowe, 253-8358. Through October 16. 748-2372. Through January 2005. LAND & LIGHT: INVITATIONAL LANDVISUAL ARTS FACULTY EXHIBITION: SCAPE EXHIBITION: A juried show of Works in multiple media by 13 members renowned Vermont and New England of the faculty, through September 18; painters; through October 18; and 20TH and SHANNON LONG & KELLY ANNIVERSARY EXHIBIT: Paintings by REYNOLDS: BFA shows in sculpture and Mary and Alden Bryan, through December painting, September 19 – October 2. 22. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson 644-5100. State College, 635-1469. BREAD AND PUPPET EXHIBIT: Hundreds THE INVISIBLE EYE: “Visions of Selfof puppets and masks. Bread and Puppet Taught Artists,” featuring eight GRACE Museum, Glover, 525-3031. Through artists, Main Gallery, and BUFFALO November 1. MYERS, PAUL HUMPHRIES AND ‘FACE J.C. WELCH: Woodcuts and oils; also paintJUGS’: Outsider art, West Gallery, both ings, photography, Cibachrome, reproducthrough November 10; also, MARIE tions and Ukrainian eggs by other artists. LEPRE GRABON & KATHY STARK: “New The Blue Eyed Dog Gallery & Frame Shop, Works,” featuring “fetishist dolls for the

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BY RICK KISONAK

PREVIEWS

Cellular HHH

W SPEED DIAL Evans puts his life on hold and races against the clock to save a stranger in this hit-or-miss thriller

hen veteran screenwriter Larry Cohen comes upon an idea that sells, he sticks with it. He came up with the premise for Phone Booth, the 2003 thriller in which a psycho traps Colin Farrell in a Manhattan pay phone. Now he’s collaborated with director David R. Ellis on Cellular, a thriller in which psychos trap Kim Basinger in an attic and her survival hinges on a stranger she’s able to contact. Anyone care to bet Cohen’s not banging out a thriller about email or pagers this very moment? I can see the poster now: “Vin Diesel reaches out and saves someone in Beeper.” The idea in this one is, Basinger’s a high school science teacher whose Brentwood mansion is invaded one morning by violent thugs who shoot her maid and take her hostage. Once they’ve stashed her in an old attic, it becomes clear the gang wants something from her husband and intends to use her to get it. There’s a wall phone in the attic, and the bad guys wait until after Basinger’s arrival to smash it with a baseball bat. If they had simply removed it in advance, it turns out, nothing that follows in the film could have occurred. Being a science teacher, Basinger is able to piece enough of the device back together and click just the right wires in order to make a random connection to another phone. It happens to be the cell phone of a generic twentysomething dude played by Not Another Teen Movie’s Chris Evans. At first he doesn’t believe his caller has really been abducted and is about to be killed. He even puts her on hold. Eventually, however, Basinger persuades him to drive to the nearest police station and hand the phone to a cop. William H. Macy tosses off the movie’s most interesting performance in the role of a 27-year veteran who plans to retire and open a day spa with his wife. He happens to be manning the front desk when Evans walks in. Macy listens to the kidnapped woman for a minute, but then, wouldn’t you know it, a melée breaks out in the next room and he rushes off, referring the young man to the homicide department on the fourth floor. Cellular’s plot runs on a seemingly inexhaustible supply of such tension-building delay tactics. In this case, Evans runs up a stairwell and finds that, the higher he climbs, the weaker his signal becomes. He can’t afford to lose that lifeline and so is forced to turn around even as the division’s office comes into view. Next it’s back into his Jeep and off to pick up Basinger’s little boy at school before the bad guys can. Wouldn’t you know it: He gets a low battery reading and is forced to make a pit stop at a mobile-phone store to pick up a charger. And would-

n’t you know it: The clerks are condescending and the lines are out the door. By this point, though, Evans is driving a stolen car and has found a handgun in the glove compartment. Nothing like firearms to get you a little courteous service. And on and on it goes, twisting toward the point where our unlikely hero will save the day, but then turning at the last second into the next tragedy on the script’s long checklist. One on hand, the film is superficially effective as a windup, what’s-gonna-happen-next contraption; it engages in places despite a dependence on Hollywood chase clichés. You just knew that, sooner or later, the kid was going to have to speed through one-way traffic going the wrong way. On the other, the movie crosses the line between mindless entertainment and an insult to viewers’ intelligence. Almost every plot development is completely preposterous. It turns out, for example, that Basinger’s husband knew the bad guys were coming for her. So, what does he do? He calls home from the office and leaves her a message! No flurry of calls. No husbandly rescue attempt. No heads-up to the police. Come on. Equally ludicrous is the fact that Evans never thinks to look to the police for assistance after his aborted visit to the station. He just keeps stealing cars and streaking down the street now and then, leaving his vehicle long enough to take on a bunch of steroid cases the size of Green Bay’s offensive line. As unintentionally funny as those scenes are, my favorites have to be the ones in which he speaks to Basinger while driving with both hands on the wheel. Back-to-back shots have him holding the phone to his ear one second and then talking into thin air the next. Of course, this is the sort of hit-and-miss piffle studios always unload in late summer. No big surprise there. What stunned me, though, was the review of the film written by Roger Ebert in which he declared the picture “one of the year’s best thrillers.” The critic made such questionable statements as “The movie is skillfully plotted” and “The movie’s surprises mostly seem to make sense,” and he gave it three and a half stars out of four. Having been attracted to film criticism by the Pulitzer winner’s example, I’ve watched with increasing concern as his judgment has grown iffier in recent years. I have no idea whether his health problems have played a role, but this sort of thing has become alarmingly common. One hopes his next review will prove more in touch with reality, because his take on Cellular was one bad call. m

INTIMATE STRANGERS: The 20th feature film from French director Patrice (Man on the Train) Leconte is a suspense thriller about a beautiful Parisian woman who becomes entangled in a bizarre mystery that alters her life irrevocably. Starring Fabrice Luchini and Michael Duchaussoy. (104 min, R) MR. 3000: Bernie Mac stars in the latest from Charles (Drumline) Stone, the comic saga of a retired baseball player famous for his 3000 hits who’s forced back into the game when it’s discovered that he’s really three hits short of the record. With Angela Bassett and Dondre Whitfield. (103 min, PG-13) NATIONAL LAMPOON’S GOLD DIGGERS: Will Friedle and Chris Owen play slacker conartists who decide to take a shortcut to the good life by marrying a pair of aging sisters in hopes of inheriting their fortune. Firsttimer Gary Preisler directs. (87 min, PG-13) RIDING GIANTS: Stacy Peralta directs this documentary which traces the sport of surfing back 1500 years to its roots in ancient Polynesia and profiles some of the greatest big-wave riders alive today. (105 min, PG-13) SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW: Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow team up to take on an evil mastermind intent on destroying the world in this stylized sci-fi adventure from director Kerry Conran. Angelina Jolie costars. (107 min, PG) WIMBLEDON: From the folks who brought you Notting Hill and Bridget Jones’s Diary comes the story of a faded tennis champ re-energized by a romance with a rising young star. Paul Bettany and Kirsten Dunst star. Richard Loncraine directs. (98 min, PG)

SHORTS ALIEN VS. PREDATORHHH Monsters from two movies meet on Earth and go to the mat in the latest from writer-director Paul W. S. Anderson. The cast includes Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremmer and Tommy Flanagan. (87 min, PG-13) ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHIDHH It’s official: Hollywood will make a sequel of anything at this point. For example, this follow-up to the 1997 flop about a giant jungle snake. This time around, a party in search of a miracle aging cure encounters, you guessed it, multiple giant jungle snakes. With Johnny Messner and Morris Chestnut. (89 min, R) ANCHORMANHHH1/2 Will Ferrell co-wrote and stars in this comedy about a ‘70s TV newsman and his rivalry with a female journalist who challenges him for the top spot at their San Diego station. With Christina Applegate and Paul Rudd. Directed by firsttimer Adam McKay. (94 min, PG-13) BENJI OFF THE LEASHHH1/2 He’s back and he looks younger than ever. Which is pretty amazing when you consider how long he’s been away in dog years. The loveable furball returns to the screen for the touching story of a canine’s determination to rescue his mom from the perils of the local puppy mill. Joe Camp directs. (97 min, PG) BATTLE OF ALGIERSHHHH1/2 Now in re-release, director Gillo Pontecorvo’s 1965 pseudo-documentary offers a powerful portrait of the conflict between Algerian citizens and their French protectors, a situation which, in retrospect, has more than a few parallels to the U.S.’s involvement in Vietnam. (125 min, NR) THE BOURNE SUPREMACYHHH1/2 Matt Damon stars in the follow-up to the 2002 smash about a trained assassin whose lethal skills come in handy as one-time coworkers continually try to kill him. Based on the popular series of espionage thrillers by Robert Ludlum. With Franka Potente and Brian Cox. Directed by Paul Greengrass. (109 min, PG-13)

RATINGS

H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

SEVEN DAYS hook up with Natalie Portman. Ian Holm and Peter Sarsgaard costar. (107 min, R) HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE From writer-director Danny (Dude, Where’s My Car?) Leiner comes this road-trip comedy in which a search for fast food turns into a wild, all-night adventure. Starring John Cho, Kal Penn and Neil Patrick Harris. (87 min, R) HERO From director Zhang (Raise the Red Lantern) Yimou comes this critically applauded meditation on the nature of heroism set against the historical backdrop of the assassination attempt on China’s first emperor. Jet Li and Maggie Cheung star. (96 min, PG-13) I, ROBOT 1/2 Will Smith stars in this sci-fieffects fest directed by Alex (Dark City) Proyas and based on an Isaac Asimov short story collection, in which a detective discovers that servant androids pose a threat to humankind. With Bridget Moynahan and Chi McBride. (115 min, PG-13) THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE 1/2 What’s next Citizen Kane remade by Renny Harlin? Jonathan Demme updates John Frankenheimer’s 1962 movie mind-game about a vet who’s used as a pawn in a political scheme. Denzel Washington and Liev Schreiber stand in for Frank Sinatra and Laurence Harvey. Sure, this sounds like it should work. (126 min, R) MARIA FULL OF GRACE The feature-film debut from Joshua Marston tells the story of a poor, pregnant Columbian teenager who risks her life by becoming a drug mule, regularly flying into New York City with a stomachful of tightly wrapped heroin pellets. Catalina Sandina Moreno stars. (101 min, R) NAPOLEON DYNAMITE Jared Hess makes his directorial debut with this quirky comedy about a high school outcast who proves an unlikely hero. Starring Jon Heder and Aaron Ruell. (86 min, PG) THE NOTEBOOK 1/2 Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are paired in the latest from director Nick Cassavetes, a love story that spans the life of a North Carolina couple. Based on the 1996 best-seller by Nicholas Sparks and with Gena Rowlands. (121 min, PG-13) OPEN WATER Chris (Grind) Kentis directs this fact-based shoestring thriller about an American couple whose island vacation turns into a nightmare after the boat that takes them on a scuba-diving tour accidentally leaves them behind. Starring Blanchard Ryan and Daniel Travis. (79 min, R) PAPARAZZI Paul Abascal directs this revenge fest in which a Hollywood actionstar takes matters into his own hands when the police won’t help him deal with intrusive photographers. Starring Cole Hauser and Tom Sizemore. (90 min, R) THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2: ROYAL ENGAGEMENT Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews and director Garry Marshall reunite for this sequel in which everybody’s favorite Genovian gets to choose from a line-up of potential Prince Charmings. (115 min, G) RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE 1/2 On the heels of his Alien Vs. Predator comes director Paul W. S. Anderson’s follow-up to the 2002 hit videogame-adaptation. This time around, Milla Jovovich plays the survivor of a biochemical disaster who must outrun a deadly virus which is quickly turning the local population into flesh-craving zombies. With Oded Fehr. (94 min, R) SHREK 2 1/2 Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and

CELLULAR 1/2 From the guy who gave us Phone Booth comes the similar-sounding saga of a fellow who answers his cell phone one day to find on the line a stranger who says she’ll be killed if he doesn’t locate her quickly. Kim Basinger and William H. Macy costar. David Ellis directs. (94 min, PG-13) COLLATERAL 1/2 If there’s one thing Michael Mann knows, it’s bad guys. He’s the director who introduced us to Hannibal Lecter (played by Brian Cox in Manhunter). Tom Cruise probably won’t be dining on his victims in the director’s latest, but he’ll be racking them up as a contract killer on the town for a night of paid mayhem. With Jamie Foxx and Jada Pinkett Smith. (120 min, R) THE COOKOUT Director Lance Rivera makes his feature-film debut with this comedy about a newly signed NBA star who invites his large and colorful family to a celebration at his newly purchased home and attracts unwanted attention from his stuffy new neighbors. With Storm P, Ja Rule and Queen Latifah. (97 min, PG-13) THE CORPORATION 1/2 Here’s something you don’t see every day: A documentary which features Michael Moore’s views on big business but which Michael Moore didn’t direct. Mark Achbar and Jennifer Abbott bring us this highly praised rumination on the growing prominence of global businesses. Also featuring Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn. (145 min, NR) THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW Roland (Independence Day) Emmerich’s latest once again concerns a threat to humankind. This time around, the survival of the planet’s population is called into question not by evil spacemen but by really, really bad weather. The ensemble cast includes Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ian Holm, Sela Ward and Jay O. Sanders. (124 min, PG-13) DE-LOVELY 1/2 Kevin Kline stars in Irwin Winkler’s big-screen look at the life of immortal composer and man’s man Cole Porter. Ashley Judd costars in the role of his slack-cutting missus. With Jonathan Pryce. (125 min, PG-13) DODGEBALL 1/2 On the heels of Along Came Polly, Starsky and Hutch and Envy, along comes Ben Stiller’s comic saga about a team of losers who try to save their local gym from being bulldozed and replaced by a modern sportsand-fitness palace. Naturally, the issue winds up getting resolved by an all-or-nothing round of dodgeball. Vince Vaughn and Justin Long costar. First-timer Rawson Marshall Thurber writes and directs. (90 min, PG-13) FAHRENHEIT 9/11 1/2 The new documentary from Academy Award-winning director Michael Moore is sure to rank among the year’s most controversial and provocative. The filmmaker offers a searing examination of the Bush administration’s actions in the wake of the 2001 terrorist attacks. (110 min, R) FESTIVAL EXPRESS Janis Joplin, The Band and The Grateful Dead are among the acts immortalized in this documentary about a week in the summer of 1970 when some of the biggest names in music traveled by train across Canada together. (90 min, R) GARDEN STATE 1/2 Zach Braff wrote, directed and stars in this drama about a young TV actor who returns home for the first time in almost a decade, sees his old world through new eyes and even gets to

Eddie Murphy re-team for the follow-up to 2001’s animated monster hit. This time around, John Cleese comes on board as Shrek’s new father-in-law. (105 min, PG) SPIDER-MAN 2 Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst are paired for the sequel to director Sam Raimi's $400 million 2002 hit (the fifth-largest grosser of all times). Alfred Molina takes on the webbed wonder, this time in the role of the evil, multilimbed Dr. Octavius. With Rosemary Harris and James Franco. (127 min, PG-13) THE STORY OF THE WEEPING CAMEL Byambasuren Davaa and Luigi Falorni blend ethnographic and dramatic techniques in this motion picture about nomadic Mongolians who reunite a rejected baby camel with its mother by means of a folk ritual. (93 min, PG) SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2 Further proof Hollywood will make a sequel to anything: this follow-up to the 1999 flop about babies who develop a secret language. This time around, the talking toddlers, you guessed it, save the world from an evil genius. Starring Scott Baio and Jon (Anaconda!) Voight. (100 min, PG) SUSPECT ZERO 1/2 Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley star in this crime thriller about an FBI agent on the trail of a serial killer with a shocking secret. Carrie-Anne Moss co-stars. E. Elias Merhige directs. (100 min, R) VANITY FAIR 1/2 Reese Witherspoon stars in the latest from director Mira (Monsoon Wedding) Nair, an elaborately staged adaptation of William Makepeace Thackeray’s classic novel about a single-minded young woman’s climb to the top of London society during the era of the Napoleonic Wars. James Purefoy, Gabriel Byrne and Jim Broadbent costar. (137 min, PG-13) WICKER PARK Josh Hartnett and Diane Kruger star in this psychological thriller in which boy meets girl, girl vanishes without a trace, and boy searches obsessively for her until he begins to doubt his own sanity. Matthew Lillard costars. Paul McGuigan directs. (114 min, PG-13) WITHOUT A PADDLE 1/2 Seth Green, Matthew Lillard and Dax Shepard are teamed for this comedy in which a trio of friends travels into the Oregon wilderness looking for treasure and finds lowbrow zaniness instead. Burt Reynolds costars. Steven Brill directs. (99 min, PG-13)

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NEW ON DVD/VHS HOME ON THE RANGE 1/2 In Disney’s latest animated comedy, barnyard buddies join forces to save their farm from the auction block. The voice cast includes Randy Quaid, Roseanne Barr and Judi Dench. (58 min, G) MAN ON FIRE Tony Scott’s latest features Denzel Washington as a burned-out soldier of fortune who takes a job protecting a young child from kidnappers and finds his former spirit rekindled when she’s abducted. Dakota Fanning and Radha Mitchell costar. (146 min, R) SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED 1/2 Raja Gosnell directs this sequel, in which Shaggy and the gang save the city of Coolsville from a villain with a machine that cranks out evil creatures. Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar head the voice cast. (93 min, PG) 쩾

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discuss the enduring qualities of cinematic storytelling in a three-day seminar. Brattleboro Retreat, 2-6 p.m. $150-300 weekend, $50-100 day rate. Reservations and info, 254-6220. â€˜THE DOOR IN THE FLOORâ€™: Jeff Bridges and Kim Basinger explore the complexities of love in this film about a married couple coping with the death of two sons. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. â€˜RIVERS AND TIDESâ€™: This documentary captures Scottish sculptor and land-artist Andy Goldswor-thy using natural materials over time to make site-specific works. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $6. Info, 518523-2512. PARLIAMENT OF WORLD RELIGIONS: Soulsearchers view a video of teacher and philosopher Andrew Cohenâ€™s speech at a July 2004 spiritual conference. Burlington College, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 899-2400. â€˜REBEL WITHOUT A PAUSEâ€™: Lesbian comic Reno puts a funny spin on 9/11 in this Sapphic Cinema Series film. 34 Elmwood Ave., Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812.

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FARMERSâ€™ MARKETS: See September 15, Granite Junction, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 4725584. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. â€˜LOIS MCCLUREâ€™ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See September 15, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. TUNBRIDGE WORLDâ€™S FAIR: See September 16, $8. â€˜SAYS YOU!â€™ TAPING: National Public Radioâ€™s wordgame show kicks off its eighth season in front of a live audience. Town Hall Theater, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $16-20. Info, 800-639-2192. LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play at City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 598-9859. ORCHID CLUB MEETING: Flower fans get an indepth look at Paphiopedilumsâ€”slipper orchidsâ€”at the Intervale-based Gardenerâ€™s Supply Company, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 660-3505. STREET ROD NATIONALS: More than 1500 colorful pre-1949 street rods rev it up at this trade show and vintage auto parts swap. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. $10. Info, 878-5545. VERMONT WOMEN & MONEY CONFERENCE: Advisor and author Dee Lee headlines an informative intro to financial fitness for females. Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 8:15 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 802-828-6532.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. RIVER JUNK SCULPTURES: Citizen artists make masterpieces using debris from a recent Winooski River cleanup. Carr Lot, Montpelier, all day. Free. Info, 223-8080.

words â€˜RECOMMENDED READINGSâ€™: Local authors Marc Estrin and Marc Awodey present prose and poetry on the theme of music. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

talks PUBLIC EDUCATION LECTURE: Author Carl Glickman chronicles the crisis of public schools and recommends remedies. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, University of Vermont, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-5757. MUSIC & HISTORY TALK: Robert De Cormier, choral director of the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, discusses music to remember. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 15. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. â€˜MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGIâ€™: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See September 15. LIGHT THE NIGHT WALK: Cancer survivors and supporters carry lighted balloons on a 3-mile commemorative route. Begins at ECHO Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. $25. Info, 866-255-3583.

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FOUR SCORE The Emerson String Quartet get regular praise for their technical virtuosity, musical insight and stage presence. But one London reviewer hypothesized, â€œSurely, you think, with musicians like this there must be hope for humanity.â€? Musical mysticism aside, the New York City-based, multiple-Grammy-winning group is considered the finest ensemble performing today. Middlebury â€œmiraclesâ€? the state of Vermont with a free performance of works by Mozart, Beethoven and British composer Benjamin Britten. EMERSON STRING QUARTET Saturday, September 18, Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

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FRI.17 << 07B MASQUERADE BALL: Disguised donors dine and dance at a benefit for the new Maya Center for Integrated Medicine. Inn at Essex, 6:30 p.m. $85. Registration and info, 985-4003. ATLATL-MAKING WORKSHOP: A champion spear-thrower coaches construction of prehistoric launching devices, then gives guidance on how to hurl. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, noon - 5 p.m. $65 includes materials. Registration and info, 759-2412. VERMONT JEEP ASSOCIATION: Road warriors in favor of four-wheeled recreation rally monthly at Hilary’s Restaurant, Morrisville, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-5370. CRAFT FAIR & FLEA MARKET: Bargain hunters line up for a lawn fest at Waterbury Center Community Church, 1-6 p.m. Free. Info, 244-8089. NATURALIZATION CEREMONY: Witnesses watch immigrants become citizens on the historic steamboat Ticonderoga. Governor Jim Douglas also attends at the Shelburne Museum, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3346. BOOK AND PIE SALE: Voracious readers dig into paper and pastries at the St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

SAT.18 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. VIV: See September 17, Base Lodge, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. EMERSON STRING QUARTET: Classical fans converge for transcendent renditions of works by Mozart, Benjamin Britten and Beethoven. See calendar spotlight. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. VERMONT YOUTH PHILHARMONIA: Grown-up soloists from the Amabile Quartet join this orchestra for a concert of dance music by Brahms, Mozart and others. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. $5. Info, 655-5030. WILLEM BREUKER KOLLEKTIEF: Led by saxophonist-composer Breuker, this Dutch big-band ensemble serves up inventive jazz spiked with popular music. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7 & 9:15 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966. VERMONT LIVE BENEFIT CONCERT: Jim’s Big Ego, Salad Days and other popular bands from around the state team up to support area

music. 1453 Chelsea Road, Williamstown, 11 a.m. - 11 p.m. $25. Info, 229-0127. JOHNATHAN LORENTZ QUARTET: The Stafford Tech Jazz All-Stars open for New York city saxman Lorentz and his group in a jazz café setting at Tuttle Hall, College of St. Joseph, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 775-5413. MEG IRISH: The Waterbury-based singer-songwriter shakes things up with country-esque folk at the Bad Girls Café, Johnson, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-7423. WOODCHUCK’S REVENGE: This vocal trio goes for the gopher with old-time music and parodies of bluegrass standards. The Music Box, Craftsbury, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 586-7533.

dance JEH KULU AFRICAN DANCE ENSEMBLE: Do-ityourself in an afternoon workshop or feel the beats at the evening show. See calendar spotlight. Vergennes Opera House, 3:30 p.m. workshop, 8 p.m. performance. $10-15. Info, 877-6737. EQUINOX CIRCLE DANCE: Movers and shakers learn traditional dances celebrating Earthbased spirituality. Yoga Vermont, Chace Mill, Winooski, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 425-6061. CONTRA DANCE: Fiddler Dave Langford and pianist Peter Barnes back up caller Peter Amidon. Dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes have the floor at Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 744-6163. BALLROOM DANCE: Foxtrot fanciers learn alone or as couples in advance of a monthly open dance. Elley-Long Music Center, Colchester, 711 p.m. $12 includes lesson. Info, 862-2207.

drama ‘SWING STREET’: See September 15, 4 & 8:30 p.m. ‘SPOON RIVER ANTHOLOGY’: See September 16. ‘THEATRE SPORTS’: See September 17. ‘A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM’ AUDITIONS: See September 17, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. ‘IMPROV!’: The Champlain Players invite challenges from audience members in an evening of on-thespot theater. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 651-5962.

film ARCHETYPAL PATTERNS IN FILM: See September 17, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $65-125 day rate. ‘THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR’: See September 17, 7 & 9 p.m.

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‘DIRTY PRETTY THINGS’: Audrey Tautou stars in this gritty film about illegal immigrant adversity and the heroism it inspires. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. RIVER JUNK SCULPTURES: See September 17. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5356. FRAMING DEMONSTRATION: Kristin Richland miters, mats and gives pointers on presenting your oeuvre. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236. SUSTAINABLE WOOD SHOWCASE: Vermont woodworkers demo skills, offer products and guide a walk on forest management at Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $6. Info, 985-8686.

words JOSEPH CITRO READING: Vermont’s ghostmaster references his book, Cursed in New England, to tell tales of preternatural revenge. Borders, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. ARCHER MAYOR READING: The acclaimed author of a Vermont sleuth series steals passages from his new book, The Surrogate Thief. Borders, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: Folks flock to the waterfront natural history museum to learn about winged hunters and messengers. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. & 2 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848. ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ EVENING LECTURE: Art Cohn, director of the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, covers the commercial history of sailing canal boats. Essex Community Church, Essex, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022. BULB GROWING SEMINARS: Gardening expert Steve Frowine shows how to plan fall plantings for maximum effect. A second talk gives tips on forcing bulbs indoors. Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 9 & 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 660-3505.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 15. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library,

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sport OPEN ATLATL CHAMPIONSHIP: Athletic contests celebrate Native American heritage with a focus on prehistoric spear-throwing. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 10:30 a.m. 3:30 p.m. $5. Info, 759-2412. HIKE FOR CHOICE: A one-mile hike to a summit reception raises money for reproductive rights. There’ll be food, prizes and music by The Color Complex and Steph Pappas. Mt. Philo State Park, Charlotte, 10-11 a.m. base registration, noon summit party. $5. Info, 863-1949. NORTHEAST KINGDOM LAKES TOUR: Cyclists loop around scenic lakes on paved roads after choosing a route of 25, 50, 75 or 100 miles. All routes begin and end at Crystal Lake State Park, Barton, 7-10 a.m. start. $35 includes Tshirt. Info, 525-6212. PAY-PER-VIEW BIKING: Pedal power pushes cyclists with climbing gears and fat tires up hills on either a moderate or more difficult route through the Greensboro area. Meet at Route 15 A “Y” in Morrisville, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2839. CANOE & KAYAK TRIP: Boaters on this Vermont Sierra Club outing enjoy a paddle through the Missisquoi National Wildlife Refuge. Call for

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activism PROTEST FOR PALESTINE: Wear dark garb to this Women-in-Black-sponsored vigil against Middle East occupation. Unitarian Church, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 865-3730. GREEN MOUNTAIN POWER ENERGY FAIR: Solarpowered smoothies and other conservation-conscious activities make learning fun at this science festival. Green Mountain Power Office, Colchester, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0100. AIDS WALK 2004: A commemorative walk organized by Vermont CARES encourages citizens to stand up for those who have been laid low. Starts at Burlington City Hall Park, 10 a.m. registration, 11 a.m. walk. Donations. Info, 1-800-649-2437. NATIONAL PUBLIC LANDS DAY: Local volunteers roll up their sleeves to restore Mt. Calvary Red Maple Natural Area, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0420.

etc FARMERS’ MARKETS: See September 15, Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Downtown Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5856. ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See September 15, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. TUNBRIDGE WORLD’S FAIR: See September 16, $9. ‘SAYS YOU!’ TAPING: See September 17, McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s

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College, Colchester. STREET ROD NATIONALS: See September 17, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. CRAFT FAIR & FLEA MARKET: See September 17, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. BOOK AND PIE SALE: See September 17, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. FLEA MARKET: Proceeds from your purchases help fund an 8th-grade student trip to France. Bishop John A. Marshall Catholic School, Morrisville, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3577. RIVER PAGEANT PARADE: Costumed celebrants pay homage to the Winooski River through song, music and dance at each downtown bridge. Begins at the Spring St. bridge, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, 223-8080. FESTIVAL OF TRADITIONAL CRAFTS: Practitioners of rural New England handcrafts share skills and lore at the Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $2. Info, 748-2372. ARTIFACT IDENTIFICATION: Determined diggers from the Vermont Archaeological Society date your finds at the Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 10:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $3. Info, 644-5675. ‘MR. BURNS SHOWS YOU HOW’: Illusionist Peter Burns shoves a pencil up his nose, then invites audience members to share their own special talents on cable TV. See calendar spotlight. The Kept Writer Bookstore, St. Albans, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 527-6242. DOCUMENTATION WORKSHOP: Aspiring archaeologists learn to draw and photograph artifacts at the Hoehl Education Center, Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 1-3 p.m. $9. Info, 475-2022. HISTORY OF BIOLOGY: Professor emeritus Daniel Bean is among the experts at an science department open house. A lab demo and ecology walk are part of the proceedings at St. Edmunds Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 10 a.m. & 2 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ANNIVERSARY OPEN HOUSE: The telephone company celebrates its centennial with history exhibits, including an original stagecoach. Waitsfield and Champlain Valley Telecom Office, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-493-3391. GARRISON DAY: Visitors experience the daily life of a British soldier during the American Revolution at Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 9 a.m. 5 p.m. $12. Info, 518-585-2821.

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SAT.18 << 09B PREMIER TASTING DINNER: Area chefs pair Vermont cuisine with Napa Valley wines in an intimate affair on the Flynn Center Main Stage, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $100. Info, 863-5966. HISTORIC TICONDEROGA WALK: The lakeside town hosts a guided walk through history as part of its bicentennial celebration. Departs from Montcalm St. gazebo, Ticonderoga, N.Y., between 8 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 462-2019. SHELBURNE FARMS HARVEST FESTIVAL: Celebrate autumnal abundance in style with hay rides and performances by more than 17 musical groups. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $6. Info, 985-8686. LAKE CHAMPLAIN WATERFOWL FESTIVAL: Hunters and wildlife enthusiasts share stories, duck decoys and dog demos at Sandbar State Park, Milton, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3. Info, 879-0613. CHICKEN PIE SUPPER: Three seatings ensure everyone gets a helping at this scholarship fund benefit. Holy Family Parish Hall, Essex Junction, 5, 5:45 & 6:30 p.m. $7. Info, 878-8314. CRAFT, HOBBY & COLLECTIBLES SHOW: Model railroad, fencing and firefighting tables help folks find what they’re looking for at Crete Memorial Civic Center, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3. Info, 518-643-9446. COMMUNITY HEALTH FAIR: Area residents of all ages get free screenings and lunch, see alternative therapy demos and enjoy live music at the Community Health Center of Burlington, noon - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309, ext. 191. WINDOWS & INTERNET TIPS WORKSHOP: Seasoned computer enthusiast Alice Greig teaches computer desktop management in a relaxed, informal setting. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 879-7576. PRESERVATION BURLINGTON TOUR: A stroll around the ’hood provides a new appreciation for downtown architecture. Burlington City Hall, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 238-2918. TEDDY ROOSEVELT AWARD LUNCHEON: Senator Jim Jeffords accepts an environmental accolade named for the rough-riding conservation president. St. Anne’s Shrine, Isle La Motte, 12:30 p.m. $55. Info, 372-8400. FLEMING MUSEUM GARDEN TOUR: Vermont choreographer Sarah McMahon and local musicians entertain in a lush, sculpture-filled garden landscaped by artist Ken Mills. 1141 Clay Point Road, Colchester, 3-7 p.m. $15. Info, 656-0750. ANNUAL MEETING: Burlington College president Jane Sanders speaks at a lunchtime gathering of the American Association of University

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SUN.19 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. JIM BRANCA: The Bloozotomy front man brings his guitar and bluesy bandmates to Borders, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

dance GARDEN PARTY: Sculptor Boguslaw Lustyk speaks about his colorful figures now on the lawn, then joins guests in circle dances at the Balanchine Gardens, National Museum of Dance, Saratoga Springs, N.Y., 1-4 p.m. $15. Info, 518-584-2225, ext. 3001.

drama ‘SWING STREET’: See September 15, 3 p.m. ‘SPOON RIVER ANTHOLOGY’: See September 16, 2 p.m. ‘BETWEEN THE QUIET POLES’: Firefly Productions presents a modern-day Faustian tale about the grown-up choices of a past musical prodigy. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 644-2542. ‘JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR’ KICKOFF MEETING: Actors and techies get info on the Barre Players’ spring musical production. Trinity United Methodist Church, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 454-7199.

film ARCHETYPAL PATTERNS IN FILM: See September 17, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $65-125 day rate. ‘THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR’: See September 17.

‘JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR’: The London stage version of this musical on the mount shows as a film at Trinity United Methodist Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 454-7199.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. RIVER JUNK SCULPTURES: See September 17. CREATIVE SOURCE PAINTING: Got painter’s block? Artists work through obstacles at the Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 9 a.m. 5 p.m. $75 includes materials. Info, 426-3717.

words HOWARD FRANK MOSHER READING: The Vermont author pitches his new baseball novel, Waiting for Teddy Williams. Borders, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See September 18. ‘ARABESQUES AND THE PICTURESQUE’: When he wasn’t advancing education, Justin Morrill liked to landscape. A walk around the property turns up romantic 19th-century examples of his handiwork. Morrill Homestead, Strafford, 24 p.m. $5. Info, 765-4484. GRAVESTONE TALK: Local cemetery authority and genealogist Peggy Jenks presents a slide lecture on Middletown’s early headstone carvers. A potluck precedes the lecture at Middletown Springs Historical Society Building, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 235-2376.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 15.

sport WINOOSKI RIVER CANOE TRIP: Borrowed boats are available for this leisurely two-plus-hour paddle down to Middlesex. Meet at Gateway Park, Montpelier, noon. Donations. Registration and info, 223-8080. ISAC-ONLY ATLATL CHAMPIONSHIP: Avid athletes compete in a standardized contest to rank spearthrowers worldwide. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 11 a.m. $2.50. Info, 759-2412. NATURE WALK: Check out regional flora and fauna on a saunter around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $2-4. Info, 434-2167. YOGA INTRO: Aficionados of limber limbs say namaste to this new studio at a free class.

Copper Crane Yoga, Vergennes, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 877-3663. ORIENTATION HIKE: New trip leaders for Green Mountain Club outings pick up tips on this moderate 5-mile journey. Call for details and meeting time. Free. Info, 879-1302.

activism ‘THE FLOW OF JUSTICE’: Charlie Clements, a former bomber pilot-turned human rights activist, speaks on his efforts to ban landmines and grow Third World economies. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 862-5630.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See September 15, Historic Cambridge Freight Yard, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 588-0826. ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See September 15, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. TUNBRIDGE WORLD’S FAIR: See September 16, 9 a.m. - midnight. $8. STREET ROD NATIONALS: See September 17, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. CRAFT, HOBBY & COLLECTIBLES SHOW: See September 18, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. MAH JONGG: Bring your set and your game face to Temple Sinai, S. Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 862-5125. HANDS-ON HISTORY: Relive the past with ancient stone-tool exhibitions and old-time games. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 2-4 p.m. $2.50. Info, 759-2412. CRYSTAL SINGING BOWLS: Meditators align and balance chakras with help from these resonating instruments. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 2-3:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 660-8060. FINE WINE AND FOOD FESTIVAL: Food aficionados sip wine and sample an array of edibles prepared by Vermont producers. Shelburne Farms Coach Barn, 1-5 p.m. $42. Info, 863-5966. SUPPORT FOR REIKI: Students and practitioners of Reiki meet to talk about the healing method — all levels are welcome, but this gathering is not a hands-on clinic. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4673. WHALE-WATCHING TRIP: Mariners seek cetaceans off Cape Ann’s Stellwagen Bank in Massachusetts. Departs from the Montpelier area, call for time and location. $75. Reservation and info, 229-6206. BOLTON VALLEY HARVEST FESTIVAL: Remember to get your face painted after you bob for apples. Families enjoy live music, local farm and craft vendors and a BBQ. Bolton Valley Resort,

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NAVAJO COUNTRY: Ethnomusicologist Kristina Jacobsen looks for musical meaning in a presentation on Navajo Nation country-and-western bands. Southwick Music Complex Recital Hall, University of Vermont, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. UNDERGROUND RAILROAD TALK: Historian Ray Zirblis traces Vermont’s secret road to freedom from slavery. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980. STATE ELECTION FORUM: House of Representatives candidates Floyd Nease (D) and Eric Osgood (R) pitch their positions and answer voters’ questions at the Johnson State College Library, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2851. ‘GROWTH IN BURLINGTON’ FORUM: Sustainable planning consultant Thomas Daniels explores the effect of bigger buildings on our small city and its neighborhoods. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 238-2918.

MON.20 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CASTLETON CHORAL UNION: Singers from the community are welcome to join this collegiate group in rehearsals for a December performance. Room 134, Fine Arts Center, Castleton State College, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 468-1322.

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‘THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR’: See September 17. ‘TIBET: CRY OF THE SNOW LION’: This 2003 documentary chronicles the Himalayan nation’s recent history through personal stories and interviews. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. BURLINGTON FILMMAKERS COLLABORATIVE: Aspiring moviemakers trade shots and discuss possible group projects. Locations vary, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2124.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 15. BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies from birth to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 308. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running, jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-4144. CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 3-5 get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. HOMESCHOOLER PROGRAM: Students 3 and up learn about the seasonal diet of 19th-century Vermonters on a food-focused field trip to the Billings Farm and Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. 2 p.m. $5. Pre-registration and info, 457-2355.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See September 16. RIVER JUNK SCULPTURES: See September 17. LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio School, Johnson, 6 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

words PULITZER DISCUSSION SERIES: Readers of Robert Penn Warren’s All the King’s Men get the literary lowdown on what makes a book prize-worthy. Norwich Public Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1708. AGATHA CHRISTIE TALK: UVM professor emeritus Helene Lang assumes the identity of the mystery author to offer clues on how she shaped her novels. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston,

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and experience levels practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465. CELTIC JAM SESSION: Flute, fiddle and bodhran players compare notes at the Village Cup Café, Jericho, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-5043.

dance LINE DANCING: See September 16. ‘TAP DOGS REBOOTED’: Dancers in steel-toed boots tap out a rhythmic storyline in this industrial ballet. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $35-45. Info, 775-0903. SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. SQUARE DANCING: Caller Ray Moskewich deals in do-si-dos at the South Burlington Middle School, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2012.

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HEART HEALTH: Medical experts address connections between blood clots, inflammation and heart attacks. Given Medical Building, University of Vermont, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2886.

words TONY WHEDON READING: The jazz trombonistturned-travel-writer shares homecoming words from his book of essays, A Language Dark Enough. Book King, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9232. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. WENDY KNIGHT READING: The Vermont-based writer and editor discusses Far From Home, her collection of father-daughter travel memoirs. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. GARRET KEIZER READING: The Northeast Kingdom-based author offers Help, his philosophical book about how humans do — and don’t — assist each other, The Galaxy Bookshop, Hardwick, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5533. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. JACKSON KYTLE READING: The author of To Want to Learn examines how to motivate both kids and adults. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

talks DEFENSIVE ARCHAEOLOGY SEMINAR: Humanities professor Fred Wiseman outlines recent theories of prehistory that threaten present-day Wabenaki communities in New England. Waterman Building, University of Vermont, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8363. ‘INTEGRATIVE MEDICINE’: Dr. Susan Green leads a discussion of the science behind naturopathic healing. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1308. CATHOLIC INTELLECTUAL HERITAGE SERIES: Political science professor John Burke speaks on science and the Catholic tradition. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. DIGGING UP HISTORY: This lecture lays out work on recent archeological excavations in the upper Connecticut River Valley. Fairbanks Museum and Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 748-2372.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 15. ESSEX FREE LIBRARY STORYTIME: See September 15, 6:30 p.m. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See September 17. HOMESCHOOLER PROGRAM: See September 20. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies from birth to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 476-5118. LITKIDS: Literary picture books draw school-age kids to the Waterbury Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $69. Info, 864-1848.

sport BURLINGTON WOMEN’S RUGBY CLUB: See September 15. HAWK WATCHING HIKE: Birders climb a gentle trail to be riveted by raptors. Mt. Philo State Park, Charlotte, 1-3 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-3068. ULTIMATE FRISBEE: Disc enthusiasts of all ages and abilities gather for games at the Westford Town Common, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1681.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See September 15. INTERNATIONAL DAY OF PEACE: Workshops on non-violent communication and a candlelight walk confirm commitments to peace. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7379. ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to the U.S. occupation of Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

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Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 492-3063. LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 88:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriot, Williston, 7:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434. RESEARCH SKILLS WORKSHOP: Participants learn to access the array of resources available either through the Internet or at the library. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, noon. Free. Registration and info, 879-7576. WOMEN ON THE GO SOLO: Gals share info, experience and support for single living and travel. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 860-2850. POST-OP INFORMATION: Patients learn what they should know about lymphedema after having breast cancer surgery. Timberlane Physical Therapy South, Winooski, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3785. FDIC MONEY SMART WORKSHOP: Brush up your banking skills at a financial seminar offered at Merchants Bank, Barre, 5-7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 476-4493, ext. 211.

WED.22 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. PIANO CONCERT: Master musician Peter Serkin plays a solo recital of works by John Bull, Bach and Byrd as part of the UVM Lane Series. University of Vermont Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $40. Info, 656-4455. MADE IN VERMONT MUSIC FESTIVAL: The Vermont Symphony Orchestra marks time with pieces by Handel and Dvorak on a fall foliage tour. Arkell Pavilion, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 1-800-876-9293, ext. 10. DAVID MURPHEY: The local singer entertains eaters with a concert of American roots music. Positive Pie, Plainfield, 5:30-8 p.m. Free with dinner. Info, 454-0133.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See September 15. ‘TAP DOGS REBOOTED’: See September 21. ‘SACRED MUSIC, SACRED DANCE’: Multiphonic monks from Tibet’s Drepung Loseling Monastery

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Fundraiser for Camp Ta-Kum-Ta Friday, September17th Doors open at 6:00, showcase 7:00~8:30, open dancing 8:30~10:00 Elley-Long Music Center at St.Michaels College, Colchester, VT $20/person. All net proceeds to Camp Ta-Kum-Ta. Tickets available at: www.Flynntix.org For further details: www.FirstStepDance.com, or 802-598-6757

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perform traditional temple music and masked dances at the Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 635-1416. AXIS DANCE COMPANY WORKSHOP: This “mixed-ability” dance troupe invites people of all ages to join the movement at Collins Common Ground, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010.

drama ‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: The evolution of heterosexual relationships takes center stage in this musical comedy revue. Stowe Theatre Guild, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 253-3961. ELIZABETH CADY STANTON PORTRAYAL: Historian Susanne Poulette-Cheney brings the fiery suffragist — and her views on women’s rights — to life. Charlotte Senior Center, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 425-6345.

film ‘THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR’: See September 17. ‘THE FLUTE PLAYER’: In this documentary, a Cambodian survivor of the Khmer Rouge genocide struggles to revive his country’s indigenous music. Westford Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. ‘JOURNEY TO A HATE-FREE MILLENNIUM’: Filmmaker Brent Scarpo details three hate crimes in his documentary. A discussion follows in McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘BATTLE OF ALGIERS’: This subtitled film depicts the struggle by Algerian freedom fighters to gain independence from the French. Savoy Theatre, Montpelier, 2-4 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804. ‘PARENTHOOD’: Steve Martin headlines this ensemble comedy about three grown siblings who struggle to raise their kids right. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. SAND MANDALA PAINTING: Tibetan monks painstakingly arrange millions of grains of colored sand as part of a three-day residency. Dewey Commons, Johnson State College, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. TAKE BETTER PICTURES: Shutterbugs improve snapping skills with tips from professional photographer Mitch Moraski. Waterbury Branch

Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. NOONTIME TALK: UVM art professor John Seyller speaks about the romance of the road in Japanese prints. Fleming Museum Café, Burlington, noon. $5. Info, 656-2090.

words WRITING GROUP: See September 15. INTRO TO JOURNALING: Diarist Shirley Murray leads a five-week class on clearing the mind by penning its contents. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 482-2878. ‘WHAT A CHARACTER’: Readers analyze F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby in this discussion series on memorable protagonists. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. BOOK DISCUSSION: Eudora Welty was a winning writer, but readers of her memoir, One Writer’s Beginnings, discuss her other talents. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Info, 865-4995. ‘FILM, FEASTS AND FICTION’: Book lovers sample Laura Esquivel’s Like Water for Chocolate, then digest the culture of food it portrays. Kimball Public Library, Randolph, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-5073. SPIRITUAL BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Harold Klemp’s Past Lives, Dreams, and Soul Travel discuss the author’s religious movement as it relates to his work. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3364.

talks OPEN SPACE WORKSHOP: See September 15, Jericho Community Center, 6 p.m. VERMONT MUSIC SAMPLER: Musician and scholar William Tortolano gives a slide presentation with audio samples of Vermont folk music. Congregational Church, Morrisville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9677. FINDING FAMILIES: Prudence Doherty shares info on early 19th-century Essex families that’s turned up in archaeological studies for the Circumferential Highway. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0236. THE CROWN POINT ROAD: Historian Elaine Purdy shows slides during a talk about one of Vermont’s first planned roads. Hubbardton Battlefield State Historic Site, Hubbardton, 7 p.m. $2. Info, 273-2282. THE INTER-NATIONALIZED INTERNET: Two UVM professors weigh the pros and cons of

hoisting flags in cyberspace. Dewey Lounge, Old Mill, University of Vermont, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1096. VERMONT LABOR GUBERNATORIAL FORUM: Governor Jim Douglas and Democratic candidate Peter Clavelle answer questions on wages, health care and other worker-related issues. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 8.

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kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See September 15. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See September 15. ANIMAL FEEDING: See September 15. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See September 15. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See September 15. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See September 15.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See September 15.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See September 15. ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See September 15, Lock 12, Whitehall, N.Y., 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. REIKI CLINIC: See September 15. ‘BOOK ROAD SHOW’: A pair of experts assess the rarity and value of books you bring in. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. VERMONT BIODIESEL WORKSHOP: Economists, experts and activists consider this alternative to fossil fuels. See calendar spotlight. Statehouse, Montpelier, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. $25. Info, 828-5756. RURAL VERMONT: Citizens voice their vision for the state’s agricultural future at a community potluck. Hardwick Town Office, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7222. PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT WORKSHOP: The Vermont Student Assistance Corps offers teacher training in college guidance at its Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-642-3177. ESTATE PLANNING SEMINAR: Learn how to establish wills and trusts in a two-hour session at the Holiday Inn, Rutland, 9:30 a.m. & 2 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1-800-639-8515.

FUEL SCHOOL The ecological holy grail of America’s motorways is a non-polluting “green” gas. “Biodiesel” works in multiple car models and doesn’t need to be drilled or mined — it can be manufactured from, of all things, filtered fryolator grease removed from restauraunts. The exhaust smells vaguely of veggie oil. Energy and environmental experts, state policymakers and local entrepreneurs gather to discuss the possibilities of a new sustainable industry based on renewable resources. Maybe in the future we’ll all breathe a little easier. VERMONT BIODIESEL WORKSHOP Wednesday, September 22, Statehouse, Montpelier, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. $25. Info, 828-5756.

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Written by Katherine Reilly. Class listings are $15 per week or $50 for four weeks. All class listings must be pre-paid and are subject to editing for space and style. Send info with check or complete credit card information, including exact name on card, to: Classes, SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164.

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LEARN THE TECHNIQUE OF “HOLLYWOOD’S MOST SOUGHT AFTER ACTING COACH,” (MOVIELINE, NOV. 2001): Classes in Burlington, Tuesday evenings. Montpelier and Rutland classes now forming. Call 318-8555 to set up an appointment or visit www.thoreast.com. Mr. MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. He has appeared in over 10 major motion pictures with leading roles in three, including The Basket and has guest-starred on “Providence,” “Pensacola: Wings of Gold,” “Murphy Brown” and many other TV shows.

EXPERIENTIAL ANATOMY & PHYSIOLOGY: Wednesdays, 9 a.m. - noon. September 15 through December 22. Taught by Mindy Cohen at The Body Center in Burlington. For more information, call 865-9500, ext. 3. In this class, we will be studying basic concepts in human anatomy and physiology through cognitive and experiential lessons involving movement, touch, breath and sound. We will examine systems of the body, including structure and function and how they relate to the whole body. We will discuss evolutionary ideas, developmental patterns and applications to health and disease. Students will participate in meditative activities that will encourage self-awareness and deeper understanding of the text material. This method of learning, combined with personal curiosity, generates a powerful synergy. Students may notice profound changes in themselves and possibly deep healing effects as well.

art BASIC FRAMING DEMONSTRATION WITH KRISTIN RICHLAND: Saturday, September 18, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m., Artists’ Mediums. Located on Route 2 in the Taft Farm Village Center, just east of Taft Corners. Info, 879-1236 or 800255-1290. Free and open to the public. BROKEN CHINA MOSAIC: With Susan Hayward. Sept. 23 Oct. 21. Thursdays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Create beautiful objects from broken bits and pieces of china. Choose from a wide variety of colors, styles and thicknesses, and bring along your own saved special shards if you like. Make three items — a stoneware garden pot, a shallow wooden bowl and a picture frame (small table also possible) — while learning to use convex, concave and flat shards. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Offers classes for all ages in painting, drawing, sculpting, printmaking, photography, clay and crafts. Visual Arts Drop-In starts October 4, 6:30-9 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. STAINED GLASS COMPREHENSIVE: With Gretchen Begnoche. Sept. 22 - Nov. 24, Wednesdays, 6-8:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Create a beautiful stained-glass window panel or lampshade for your home. Comprehensive stained-glass class for beginners and intermediate students seeking additional instruction. Discussion of the history of stained-glass from the 3rd century to present times. Learn traditional lead came and Tiffany copper foil techniques through demonstrations and practical experience, including pattern selection, design, glass cutting, project assembly and finishing. Students will develop a solid foundation for stained-glass construction and continuing to create beautiful stained-glass art at home. Materials are supplied for demonstrations and practice. Students will purchase materials for their projects.

astrology ASTROLOGY CLASSES GIVEN BY LYDIA SOLINI: Classes begin Wednesday, September 22 through December 1, 6:30-8 p.m., at UVM. UVM students, $85 for 10 classes. General public, $95 for 10 classes. Info, contact Melissa Dybbro, 656-2060 or email mdybbro@uvm.edu. This course offers an introduction to the field of astrology, emphasizing the individual signs, their ruling planets and the natal houses. It is designed for students who are interested in examining themselves and their relationships. It will change your perception of yourself and others and enhance your understanding. Bring your sense of humor and birthdates of the people you know. Expect lively discussions and to become very savvy about the people you encounter. No homework. Free lecture on September 15. Parking available. ONGOING ASTROLOGY WORKSHOP AND GATHERING: Facilitated by Laurie Farrington, Thursday evenings from 6:30-9 p.m. Cost is $10 per week. Pre-registration is required. Info, 879-1147 or email shalala@adelphia.net. Astrology is an amazing language that reveals deep underlying patterns that profoundly affect each of us. As a result, Astrology can teach us much about ourselves and others, and the ways we choose to live in the world. Are you interested in beginning to learn Astrology, or perhaps developing the knowledge you already have? Would you like a space to speak the language of Astrology and to assist others in absorbing it? All levels are invited to come together to learn and to grow in this fascinating and complex study. Precise birth information is required, as we will be working with our own and each other’s charts.

bartending PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartend ingschool.com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.

building HAND BUILDING WITH DIRK STASCHKE: Tuesdays, 6:309:30 p.m., October 12 through November 30. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class will offer an overview of hand building techniques with projects designed to push your limits and stimulate creative growth. Methods explored include slab building, coiling, use of a drape or slump mold, use of paper patterns, and working from a solid mass. Students of all levels will benefit from this class.

childbirth HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10-hour series. Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime series. Burlington. $175. To register, call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. The Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Preregister, 652-0102. Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, using the right tools. You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You’ll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place. BEGINNING COPPERSMITHING: Thursdays, September 30 through November 18, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Experience the creation of a three-dimensional object from a flat piece of copper sheet. Learn basic metallurgy and metalsmithing techniques by using a hammer and acetylene torch. Create a copper bowl, a stand for your bowl or turn the bowl into a hanging planter. Demonstrations will include annealing, work-hardening, sinking, planishing, tapering, filing, sanding, soldering and polishing. MAKING HERBAL WREATHS AND HOLIDAY GIFTS: Saturday, September 18, 10 a.m. - noon. Weed Farm, 613 Quaker St., Lincoln. $10. Info, call 802-453-7395 or email weedfarm@gmavt.net. Learn to make artemisia wreaths, eye pillows, dream pillows, bath bags and other herbal gifts. Take home your creations. WINE CHARMS: Thursday, September 23, 6:30 p.m., Bead Crazy, Taft Corners Shopping Center, Williston. Fee, $20. Info, 288-9666 or visit www.beadcrazyvt.com. Dress up your wine glasses for the holidays! Join us for a fun evening and learn to use memory wire. You will want a set for every season. WOOL FELTING WORKSHOP: Saturday, Oct. 2, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 9853648. Create a felt wool bag, no knitting. In this workshop you’ll get acquainted with the very old and suddenly trendy technique of turning wool into felt to make small pouches or a reasonably sized purse or bag. We’ll then embellish with beads and other bits, and needlework.

dance AFRICAN DANCE FORMS: Saturdays, 11:30 a.m.- 1 p.m., grades 9 through adult. Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 652-4548 or email registrar@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. Find your individual sense of rhythm as you move to the dynamic sounds of live drumming! Develop a sense of strength and stamina though the exploration of traditional African dances combined with original choreography. Class begins with a warm-up that draws from various sources including Dunham technique, traditional Haitian dances and modern. Open to all levels.

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AFRO-CUBAN DANCE, DRUM AND SONG: Classes with Reynaldo Gonzalez from Matanzas, Cuba. Thursday, September 16, song class, 10-11 a.m. Dance class, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Song class, $15. Dance, $20. Thursday, September 16, Memorial Auditorium. Dance, 7:15-8:45 p.m., $15. Friday, September 17, drum class, 5-6 p.m., $15. Dance class, 6-8 p.m., $20, Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, Compaña Productions, 802-985-3665 or 660-4056. Learn about the beautiful music and dance of Cuba! Reynaldo Gonzalez is an experienced teacher of AfroCuban folkloric song, dance and percussion. He danced and sang with one of Cuba’s most acclaimed folkloric groups, AfroCuba de Matanzas. The traditional song, dance and music he teaches is part of Cuba’s rich cultural heritage, which still flourishes there today. Join us for these fun and exciting classes! CUBAN-STYLE SALSA: The Vermont Salsa Dance Company, Burlington’s first and original Salsa dance school, starts a new four-week session of ethnic Cuban-style Salsa, September 9. Taught by professional dance instructor David Larson. Intro Level, 6:30 p.m. Level 1, 7:30 p.m. Level 2/Performance Group, 8:30 p.m. Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. No partner or memberships necessary. Beginners always welcome! $35/session or $15/class. Call 864-7953 or visit www.freewebs.com/vtsalsadanceco. Come try this sensually elegant style of Salsa that’s fun and easy to learn. Come join the fun! David Larson and Rebecca Brookes studied Cuban-style Salsa in Havana at the National Theater of Cuba, and with their students, are celebrating teaching Burlington to Salsa for over 6 years. Good friends, more fun, great music. DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Burlington, Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., St. Albans, City Hall, 100 Main St. Mondays, October 4-25: Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango, 6 p.m. Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue, 7 p.m. Continue with Rumba, Cha Cha and begin to learn Bolero, 8 p.m. Tuesdays, October 5-26: Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue, 6 p.m. Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango, 7 p.m. Continue with Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango, 8 p.m. Learn Viennese Waltz, 9 p.m. St. Albans, City Hall, 100 Main St. Thursdays, October 7-28: Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue, 6 p.m. Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango, 7 p.m. Continue with Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango, 8 p.m. Continue with Rumba, Cha Cha and begin to learn Bolero, 9 p.m. Classes are $40/general or $20/student for four weeks. Info, call 598-6757 or visit www.FirstStep Dance.com. No partner required. You’ve always wanted to learn to dance with a partner and these beginning classes are a great way to start! First Step Dance teaches the same classes on different days in different locations and allows students to pay for one class at one location and take the same class on other days for free, as long as the classes are balanced with men and women. This is a great way to practice the class material several times each week! Come out and learn to dance! FREE DANCE WORKSHOPS WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Burlington, Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St. Sunday, September 26: Rumba, 1 p.m., Foxtrot, 2 p.m. Info, 598-6757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. Couples welcome, but no partner is required. In celebration of National Ballroom Dance Week, join other beginning dancers and learn to dance. These hour-long workshops are sponsored by First Step Dance and are free to all attendees. Additional events sponsored by other groups across the region are listed at www.FirstStepDance.com/NBDW2004. FREE LESSONS AND DANCE WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Burlington Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St. Monday, September 20: Waltz, 6 p.m., Cha Cha, 6:30 p.m., Foxtrot, 7 p.m., open dancing, 7:30-9 p.m. St. Albans, City Hall, 100 Main St., Friday, September 24: West Coast Swing, 6 p.m., Rumba, 6:30 p.m., Tango, 7 p.m., open dancing, 7:30-9 p.m. Info, 598-6757 or visit www.First StepDance.com. No partner required. Since 1989 National Ballroom Dance Week has been a celebration of partner dancing across the United States.

Join other newcomers in learning to dance, or come out and show your moves during the open dancing. These lessons are sponsored by First Step Dance and are free to all attendees. Additional events sponsored by other groups across the region are listed at www.FirstStep Dance.com/NBDW2004. HIP-HOP 1: Fridays, 4-5:30 p.m., grades 7 through adult. Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. Dance to the latest hip-hop sounds as you learn moves used by artists in the hip-hop industry and in MTV music videos. These classes incorporate a warm-up designed to provide strength, flexibility and conditioning, preparing students for this energetic and constantly-evolving dance style. Open to new and returning students. INDIAN DANCE WORKSHOP: Thursday, September 30, 5:15-6:45 p.m. Adult. Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 652-4548, email regis trar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter .org. Join us for this participatory workshop exploring the various styles and rhythms of southern Indian dance. Experience the differences between the many dance traditions as you try some of the adavus (steps), hastas (hand gestures) and some abhinaya (expression). LINDY HOP/SWING DANCE: Sundays, October 3 through November 7. Three levels: Swing 1A/Lindy Hop Basics; 5:30-6:30 p.m., beginning level, no experience required. 6:45-7:45 p.m., Level 2: Swing 2A/8–Count Lindy Hop; classic and nouveau moves, Swing Outs, Charleston and more. Focus is on technique and fundamentals, for Swing 1 graduates or by permission. 8-9 p.m., Level 3: Dancing Together: The Art of Swing Partnership; discover true teamwork. Must have six months or more Lindy Hop experience. Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or www.lindy vermont.com. All classes taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. We focus on having fun and catering to the needs of our students. No partner needed! SALSA WITH STYLE: Saturdays at Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul Street (right above The Waiting Room). Classes are $10 each. Private lessons also available. Pre-registration isn’t required, but strongly encouraged. Info or registration, 782-4225. Check us out online at www.geocities.com/dancesalsawithstyle. Intermediate/Advanced Salsa for Ladies, 1:302:30 p.m.; open to teen and adult ladies with Salsa experience. Salsa for Beginners, 2:30-3:30 p.m.; open to gentlemen and ladies of all ages. The Salsa for Ladies group will be practicing routines and alternating as leaders and followers. Learn something new, spice up your dancing, and challenge yourself! The beginners group will get an introduction to Salsa rhythm, footwork and basic patterns.

11/3, $60 for six weeks with no classes on 11/10 and 11/24. Classes are held in the Taiko Space at 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Walk-ins are welcome. Intermediate/advanced Conga class meets on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location. Please call for details. Contact Stuart Paton 658-0658, paton@sover.net or 872-0494. TAIKO: Kids’ beginning Taiko classes are on Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m., starting 9/7 and 10/19. $42 for 6-week sessions with no class on 11/23. A 3-week session begins 12/7. Kids’ intermediate classes are on Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m., starting 9/13 and 10/25. $42 for 6 weeks with no class on 11/23. A 3-week session starts 12/6. Adult beginning classes are on Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $48 for 6-week session starting 9/13 and 10/25. A 3-week session begins on 12/6. All Taiko classes are held in the Taiko Studio at 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Walk-ins are welcome. Info, Stuart Paton 658-0658 or paton@ sover.net or 872-0494.

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CHANDELIER EARRINGS: Saturday, September 25, 1-3 p.m. Fee is $12, which includes some supplies. Pre-registration is encouraged, 6 people maximum. Presented by Elizabeth Willis. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts. Info, 660-8060. Learn to make your own beautiful, gracefully dangling chandelier earrings! Join us in creating a fabulous pair of earrings for yourself or as a gift for a loved one. JEWELRY MAKING - BEGINNER: With Pilar Netzel. Sept. 22 - Oct. 13. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Design and create your own unique and wearable jewelry. Fabricate a necklace in its entirety using cold connections. Learn to manipulate wire into basic chain patterns, simple clasps and findings. Explore working with a variety of non-precious metals; copper, brass, bronze and nickel silver. Using a combination of metals, play with color and design a layered pendant connected by rivets. Demonstrations will include; shaping wire, transferring design to metal, drilling, sawing, piercing, filing, sanding, riveting and polishing. PRECIOUS METAL CLAY JEWELRY-MAKING WORKSHOPS: Workshops this fall include introductory level, and 3-D forms. Taught by a certified PMC instructor. Info, 658-8778 or email

HANDPLANES IN THE WORKSHOP: With Garrett Hack. September 25-26, Saturday and Sunday, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. We’ll focus on tuning bench planes, such as the common Stanley/ Bailey cast-iron planes, and smaller block planes, plus some other useful planes you might want to add to your tool kit, such as pokeshaves and scrapers. Sharpening, replacement irons, all aspects of adjusting, tuning and setting the working parts of a plane will be explained.

drawing FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Offers Life Drawing every Monday, 6:30-9 p.m. $5 fee. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlington cityarts.com.

drumming CONGAS AND DJEMBE: Beginning Conga classes on Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes, Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m. New sessions start on 9/8, $20 for two weeks, and 9/22, $40 for four weeks with no classes on 9/29 & 10/6 and

education SAT PREPARATION AND TUTORING: Ongoing classes. Oak Hill Educational Consultants, 289 College St., Burlington. Info, 658-0100. SAT, SAT Math, getting to a score of 1600, classes and private tutoring available. Small class size, limited to six students.

healing ENERGETICS OF TRANSFORMATION SEMINAR WITH DEAN RAMSDEN: October 8-10. Stowe Yoga Center, Stowe. $235 before September 15 or $275 after September 15. Info, 253-3070 or 1-800-592-0078. A new approach to healing for psychotherapists, chiropractors, Reiki/energy healing and bodyworkers, even business people. MCKS PRANIC HEALING LEVEL 1 TRAINING: Saturday and Sunday, October 2-3, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. $350 incl. text book. Healing in Common, Shelburne. Info, 660-8060. Learn the art of Medical Chi Healing to heal yourself and your family. In this two-day intensive workshop you will learn the principles and techniques of Pranic Healing, the function of the human energy system and 11 major chakras, step-by-step techniques to heal simple to moderate ailments, scanning techniques to feel and see energy and to scan the condition of a person’s aura, chakras and organs, techniques for Pranic Distant Healing and Self-Healing, special physical exercises and advanced Pranic breathing techniques to recharge and decontaminate the body, the powerful Meditation on Twin Hearts, and more. Experience Pranic Healing and the Meditation on Twin Hearts firsthand, Wednesday, September 29, or Friday, October 1. Susan and Joseph Wong will be giving healing sessions and answering questions. Donations.

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krosestudio@hotmail.com. Learn the basics about precious metal clay. Transform precious metal clay (PMC) into a piece of fine silver jewelry. You will create and finish one-of-a-kind pieces that will be kiln-fired and ready to wear in a few hours. Instant gratification! No long learning curve or expensive tools as in traditional jewelry making. Small classes, personalized instruction.

kids ACT ONE, SCENE ONE: Thursdays, 4-6 p.m., grades 5-10. Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynn center.org. Dive into the art of playwrighting, directing, and acting as you create an original piece based around a replica of a canal schooner built by the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum. This yearlong intermediate/advanced-level theater class focuses on developing characters and scenes based on canal boat adventures in the 1860s. AFTER-SCHOOL ART - AGES 7-11: Sept. 21 Oct. 12 and/or Oct. 19 - Nov. 9. Tuesdays, 34:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Something new every week! Make a puppet pet, paint with pastels and watercolors, draw, build a sculpture, design posters and CD covers. CLAY SCULPTURE FOR KIDS: With Jennifer Smedley. Sept. 23 - Oct. 14 and/or Oct. 21 Nov. 11, Thursdays, 3-4:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Students will explore various methods of handbuilding and glazing while sculpting their dreams. We will help one another to build confidence and imagination and have a great time, too. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Offerings at the Firehouse and the Clay and Craft Studio: Tadpole Drop-In, Tuesdays and Saturdays, September 7 through December 14, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Tadpole II, Mondays, September 20 through October 18, 10-11:30 a.m. After-school Creative Clay, Mondays, September 27 through October 18, 3:30-5 p.m. Kids Built, Architecture for Kids, starts October 12, 3:30-5 p.m. Visual Arts DropIn, starting October 25, 3:30-5 p.m. Family DropIn, Fridays, now through November, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Teen Drop-In, Fridays, now through November, 7:30-10 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Have a birthday party with us or create your own class!

kitesurfing/ windsurfing KITESURFING/WINDSURFING: Get kitesurfing and windsurfing on Lake Champlain with Stormboarding. Kids’ windsurfing camps and adult small group lessons in windsurfing and kitesurfing, now going on. We use several locations around Lake Champlain or we can come to you. All equipment provided, professional, certified instruction. Call Rachael at 496-9691 or check out www.stormboarding.com.

language ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: Ongoing Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m., Sundays, 4-6 p.m. The Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, Carrie Benis, 865-7211. Classes will focus on reading, writing, speaking, listening and grammar. They are open to all who want to learn and improve their English, as well as explore American culture and history. ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginner to intermediate. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 6548677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language. FRENCH AND GERMAN: Wanting to travel to faraway lands full of beautiful people? Need to widen your horizons? Easy French stories class starts Tuesday, September 28, 5-7 p.m. Middlebury. German all levels and business. Please call Sibylle for more info, 388-4173. SPANISH: Do you want to travel to a Spanishspeaking country and be able to speak? Take Spanish lessons from a native Spanish speaker

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<classes> LANGUAGE << 15B and experienced teacher. All ages, all levels and all students are welcome! Info, 496-3436 or email constanciag@hotmail.com.

maritime LAKE CHAMPLAIN MARITIME MUSEUM SPRING/SUMMER CLASSES: Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, located on the lake at Basin Harbor (6 miles west of Vergennes) and Burlington, will be offering week-long courses and one-day workshops throughout the season! Build your own boat or learn how to restore your old one. Try your hand at shaping iron or casting bronze. Learn how to capture maritime subjects on film, with paint or pen-and-ink. Improve your kayak-handling skills or take a guided canoe trip. Students can explore maritime topics in one or two-day workshops. Adults and children can spend a morning learning together. Call 475-2022 or visit www.lcmm.org to see the full listing of courses, workshops and learning adventures that await you and your family. The Lake Champlain Maritime Museum is located at 4472 Basin Harbor Rd. The Burlington Shipyard is located on historic King Street Ferry Dock.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Intro series begins Tuesday, October 5, 5:30 p.m. Adult introductory classes begin Tuesday, September 7, 5:30 p.m. Please call to reserve a space. Day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, resume on Saturday, September 4, 9-10 a.m. and also meet on Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m. Zazen (zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 8-8:40 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Please call if you would like to observe an iaido class. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis, Wing Chun Kung Fu and Tai Chi. One minute off I-89 at exit 17. THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children’s classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and family discounts available. Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, email info@blue wavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Former national team member and Vermont state coach Gordon White teaches the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Our experienced teaching staff emphasizes proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness. TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of self-defense and self-cultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles. VERMONT AIKIDO: Adult Intro Class. New class starts September 28, 6 p.m. Four weeks of basic instruction will lead up to four weeks of mixedlevel dojo practice. Eight-class Intro Course fee, $45. Regular classes, Mon.-Fri., 6-7:30 p.m. Sat., 9:30-11 a.m. Sun., 10-11:30 a.m. Visitors are always welcome to observe classes or practice as guests for a mat fee. Vermont Aikido, 274 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 862-9785 or visit www.vermontaikido.org. We are a not-forprofit organization.

massage ADVANCED MASSAGE AND BODYWORK CLASSES: Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont offers four-week classes and one-day intensives starting every month this fall. Prerequisite for all classes is some basic massage training or experience. The No Hands Full-Body Rejuvenation Method, one-day intensive, offered twice, Saturday, September 25, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., and Saturday, November 6, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $65. Pain Mechanisms of the Low Back, four weeks. September 14 - October 5, Tuesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $195 or $175 if paid in full by Sept. 4. Reviewer, $125. Pain Mechanisms of the Shoulder, four weeks, October 13 - November 4, Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $195 or $175 if paid in full by Oct. 2. Reviewer, $125. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck, four weeks, November 11 - December 9, Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Skip November 25 for Thanksgiving. $195 or $175 if paid in full by Oct. 30. Reviewer, $125. Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont and the Center for Advanced Bodywork Training. Stephen O’Dwyer, Director. The Chace Mill, Suite 226, Burlington. Info, www.NMTvermont.com or email NMTclasses@verizon.net or 658-1005, ext. 2. The classes at Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont integrate neuromuscular massage technique, deep-tissue massage, myofascial release technique, and other modalities. Both newer practitioners and seasoned massage therapists can refine their hands-on and evaluative skills to work with less effort and become more effective in treating many forms of chronic pain. MASSAGE: The Vermont Institute of Massage Therapy is offering a 16-week course for massage therapists encompassing a broad range of techniques and specialties, which can be used in the future to satisfy the National Board requirements for continuing education units. Pre-requisites for the course are basic massage training or experience. The course will commence October 13 and end January 26, and will meet Wednesdays from 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. or 5:30-8:30 p.m. Info, contact Donald Wright at the Institute with questions or for registration, call 862-1111. Topics covered will include: Therapeutic Touch, Reflexology, Myofascial Release, Positional Release, Reiki I, Sports Massage (pre & post event), Hot Stone Massage, Hydro Therapy, and Deep Tissue. The Institute will continue to offer a basic 13-week massage course with a focus on Swedish and Esalen techniques. PARTNER THAI MASSAGE: Wednesday, October 6, 6 p.m. with Scot Steward. Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rochester, VT. Individuals, $25, couples, $45. Info, 767-6092, pre-registration recommended. Learn how to give a massage at home to a friend, partner, or loved one. Thai massage, originating in Thailand, is done clothed on a futon mat, and applying acupressure.

meditation A COURSE IN MEDITATION: Tuesdays, September 14 - December 14. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Thirteenweek course, $100 if prepaid by September 7. Individual classes are $10 each, drop-ins welcome. Class size is limited to 6-18 people. Info, contact Barry, 343-7265 or Spirit Dancer, 6608060. Barry Weiss has been meditating for over 30 years. He has a Master’s in Transpersonal Psychology and Alternative Education. He has studied at Naropa Institute with Ram Dass, Chogyam Trungpa, Swami Muktanada and Joseph Chilton Pearce. Barry co-founded the Green Mountain Waldorf School. INTRODUCTION TO TAOIST YOGA AND MEDITATION: Eight week sessions, beginning Monday, September 20, 5:30-7 p.m. Sun Do Center, 7 Court St., Montpelier. Info, 229-4262. Classes will include the basic concepts of Taoism and principles of Chinese Medicine as they relate to gentle stretching exercises and breathing meditation. Participants will experience the healing effects of breath work as it replenishes sourceenergy in the body and calms the mind. MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: First and third Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. Study the teachings of Indian

Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer for world peace. TAOIST EARTH MEDITATION: Saturday, September 18, 9-11 a.m. $25. Elements of Healing, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or visit www.elements ofhealing.net. The Earth Meditation is from the Tao Ahn Pai (Taoist Elixir Method) system of internal cultivation. Its main purpose is to promote self-healing and circulation of Qi and blood. When practiced regularly, students may experience healing from many chronic ailments, as well as a deep sense of relaxation. Scott Moylan has been given permission to teach this meditation along with the Cloud Hands Chi Kung from Master Share K. Lew. Scott also teaches ongoing classes in Qi Gong and Traditional Chinese Kung Fu.

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PILATES VERMONT, FREE INTRODUCTORY PILATES REFORMER CLASS: First and third Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. Second and fourth Mondays, 5:30 p.m. Pilates Vermont, Shelburne Athletic Club, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Pre-register, 985-8700 or www.pilates vermont.com. Experience the ultimate workout that dramatically improves strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and posture. It creates a body that looks long and lean, with slender thighs, flat abdominals and a strong back. Hollywood celebrities and top models use it to maintain beautiful form. Sports enthusiasts and professionals use it to develop coordination and prevent injury. THE PILATES DEN: Offering ongoing, small group mat classes ($10/class, first class $5) and Reformer private sessions at a rare, affordable price. The Pilates Den, Williston. Info, 879-7302. Join us in our sunny home studio and experience Joseph Pilates’ dynamic body conditioning system. Our mat classes are challenging, fun and enhanced by small apparatus like magic circles, foam rollers, therabands and light weights. Our Reformer private sessions feature resistance training on Joseph Pilates’ spring-based Reformer bed that promises to “re-form” your body. Expect to see an increase in muscle tone, strength and stretch, and to feel energized and renewed.

BRAZILIAN HAND PERCUSSION: Tuesdays, September 28 through November 16, 5:45-7 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Learn the hip-shaking rhythms and sounds of Brazil! This introductory course explores the region’s fascinating musical patterns on agago, gornza, tamborim, cuica, caxixi, and pandiero.

painting CREATIVE SOURCE PAINTING: Tuesday, 6:308:30 p.m. $95 for six evenings, including materials. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield Village. Info, contact workshop facilitator Susan Green at 426-3717 or freedompainting@ moomail.net. The focus is on self-discovery through painting! If you have considered painting but never thought you could, or if you are trained in the arts but would like to reclaim your creative spark and move through creative blocks, this is for you! Susan is also holding a one-day workshop on Sunday, September 19 from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. and a Yoga and Painting Retreat, October 8 through 10. INTERMEDIATE OIL PAINTING: With Tad Spurgeon. Sept. 22 - Nov. 3. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. - noon. Shelburne Craft School, Gallery Studio, 54 Falls Road, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class is for people who have done some past work with oil painting and would like to develop their work further. The emphasis here will be on the relationship between craft and style; what palette, medium and technique are best suited to the student’s intentions; how to develop a painting; how to develop a process. Students will paint subjects of their own choosing. OIL PAINTING LEVEL I: With Tad Spurgeon. Sept. 21 - Nov. 2. Tuesdays, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Gallery Studio, 54 Falls Road, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class will focus on the technical cornerstone of realistic painting; how to turn color into light, standard color nomenclature will be covered in detail, as well as the logic of light. Each week different colors and methods will be addressed as a way of acquainting the student with a variety of palettes, mediums, supports and approaches to oil painting. Experience with drawing is highly recommended to get the most out of this class.

performing arts SMIRKUS SCHOOL OF CIRCUS ARTS: If you’re going to clown around, why not do it right? The new School of Circus Arts in Essex Junction (5 New England Dr., by the Racquet’s Edge) offers year-round training by renowned coaches Volodia and Zina Avgoustov, formerly with the Moscow Circus. Group training in aerials, acrobatics, tumbling, balance, juggling, clowning and more available by session, or we can customize sessions to match your interests and skills. Introductory, intermediate and advanced classes for pre-K through adults for fun, a great workout or professional advancement! Call, email or log on for info: 533-7443, x 33, dana@smirkus.org, www.smirkus.org.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Offers Alternative Printing, Wednesdays, September 22 through October 13, 6-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncity arts.com. Darkroom memberships available. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Free photo critique group at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, September 20, 6:30 p.m., 135 Church St., Burlington. Info, 865-7161 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Bring samples of your work and join the discussion of how to enhance your photographs from other artists like yourself.

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pottery BEGINNING WHEEL: With Loretta Languet. Sept. 16 - Nov. 18, Mondays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class is open to beginning potters who wish to sharpen their skills as well as those who have little to no experience in clay. Students will be introduced to the fundamentals of clay and throwing on the potter’s wheel, learning the basics of creating functional ware. We will start with bowl and cylindrical forms and work into more complex pieces including lidded pots, stacked forms and spouts. We also will explore numerous decorative techniques, the glaze application and firing process. Demonstrations, personal instruction and slide presentation will be included. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Beginning Wheel, Tuesdays, October 5 through November 16, 6:30-9 p.m. Teapots, Saturday, Oct. 16, noon-4 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Studio time rentals available. INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED WHEEL: With Michael Connelly and Loretta Languet. Sept. 15 - Nov. 17. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class is designed for students who have some past wheel-throwing experiences and wish to further their understanding of building utilitarian pottery. Special emphasis will be placed on details of your work. The finish process will focus on high-temperature stoneware and soda firings. This class will include individual instruction, slide talks, and demonstrations. Demonstrations will be: Glazing for Reduction, Glazing for Soda, Pitchers and Spouts, Lidded Pots, and Teapots. RIVER STREET POTTERS: September/October, seven-week classes beginning September 1. Adult Wheel: beginners only, Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m. Beginner/Intermediate, three classes, Mondays, 69 p.m., Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m., and

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Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. Intermediate/Advanced Wheel, Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Handbuilding, all levels, beginners welcome, Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m. Kids, all ages/levels, two handbuilding and wheel classes, Tuesdays, 3:30-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9-11 a.m. Free practice days for adults. 141 River St., Rt. 2, Montpelier. Info, 224-7000. Give your creativity free rein in a friendly, supportive atmosphere. WHEEL THROWING ALL LEVELS: With Loretta Languet. Sept. 16 - Nov. 18. Wednesdays, 9 a.m. - noon. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class is designed for beginning students as well as those who wish to further their understanding of building utilitarian pottery. Special emphasis will be placed on details of your work. The finish process will focus on high-temperature stoneware and soda firings. This class will include individual instruction, slide talks and demonstrations. Demonstrations will be: Glazing for Reduction, Glazing for Soda, Pitchers and Spouts, Lidded Pots, and Teapots.

printmaking FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Studio memberships available at the print studio. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlington cityarts.com.

qi gong MASTER SHARE K. LEW - SHEN GONG NUI GUNG QI GONG: October 2 and 3, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Elements of Healing, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160. The exercises that Master Lew teaches are part of the internal system of self-healing. These exercises strengthen the circulation of chi (vital energy) through the internal organs and increases vital health and sensory perception. The Shen are 12 non-strenuous Nui Gung (internal energy cultivation) exercises. The primary purpose of this Chi Kung form is self-healing. In addition, they can develop concentration, increase visual and auditory acuity and enhance sensitivity to oneself and others. The Shen is part of the Tao

Ahn Pai (Taoist elixir method) system created over 1300 years ago by Lu Dong Bin, one of the eight immortals of Taoism. Master Share K. Lew is a Taoist priest with over 60 years experience in the traditional Taoist arts. He received his education at Wong Lung Kwan, a Taoist monastery on the Luo Fo Mountains near Canton, China. Master Lew studied at Wong Lung Kwan for 13 years. During that time he trained in the full range of Taoist Healing and martial arts. QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a soft and flowing, self-healing exercise that is similar to Tai Chi. With consistent practice, healing from many chronic ailments can be achieved.

self-defense VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian JiuJitsu and Self-Defense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Saturdays, 10 a.m. Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. First class free. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Learn self-defense, martial arts and boxing with a certified black-belt Gracie instructor in this positive and safe environment. Accept no imitations.

self-help FINDING YOUR CENTER: Thursday, October 7, 4 p.m. with Marge Crowe, MSW, Innerharmony Community Wellness Center. Seven-week series to relax and renew. $15 per class and covered under insurance. Info, 767-6092. Do you find yourself feeling overwhelmed by feelings, by situations in your life, or by world events? At some point, even after years of psychotherapy, we may still find ourselves in emotional turmoil. The intent of this 7-week course will be to practice skills that will support you in maintaining peace and balance, even when things are difficult. We will work with creating energetic protection

(strengthening the energy that creates your “personal space”), watching the thoughts and the messages that you send to yourself and how these thoughts may create internal toxicity, grounding your energy, soothing yourself, finding the stillness that lives inside of you all the time, bringing yourself present into the “now,” and working with energy centers, called chakras, to strengthen yourself. Among other things, we will use guided imagery and some gentle yoga to support you in coming into your center. This will be a time for letting go, relaxing and being fed. USING YOUR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP AS A VEHICLE FOR PERSONAL GROWTH: Saturday, September 25, with Marge Crowe, MSW, Holistic Body-Centered Psychotherapist. This class is offered both as a day workshop on Saturday, September 25, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. $40 per person which includes lunch and is covered under health insurance. Also offered on October 7, Thursday, 5:30 p.m. Relationship Strategies Class. Thursday evenings for seven weeks. $15 per class, also covered under health insurance. InnerHarmony Community Wellness Center, Rochester, VT. Info, 767-6092. This workshop will explore why you want to be in a romantic relationship, what you want to attain, whether your behavior helps you attain that, what goes wrong in romantic relationships, how we lose sight of the person that we love, our friend, the uniqueness of that individual and how you can do it differently so that it works better. During this workshop you will be encouraged to bring a recent argument and each week we will apply the skills and information that you just learned to that argument. This will bring the material to life for you and you’ll see how it can make a difference in your life.

spirituality INTEGRATIVE SPIRITUALITY: Montpelier, Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. September 23 through December 9. Tuition is $225 for 10-week group meetings. Info, call Robert A. Reimondi, M.A., licensed psychologist-master, 223-3572. A 10week group on spirituality to assist one in practicing one’s faith and enhancing one’s spiritual development. Through the lens of transpersonal psychology, we will examine the perennial philosophies and spiritual traditions in which we believe. In doing so we will review our spiritual practice. Objectives of the group include: bridging the gap between the science of psychology and religious tradition; understanding psychic phenomena from both a psychological and spiritual perspective; identifying the spiritual type that best describes the manner in which one practices; cultivating a compassionate spiritual diversity; and examining and strengthening one’s personal spiritual practice.

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tai chi ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: 5:45-7:15 p.m., Mondays and Wednesdays. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or www.elementsofhealing.net. Traditional Yang style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health. TAOIST TAI CHI: Four-month weekly beginner class starting Monday, September 13, 7:15-8:45 p.m. at Living Yoga Studio, 35 King St., Burlington. $30 per month. Info, call Debra Whitcomb 8653106 or email vermont@taoist.org or visit www.taoisttaichi.org. Taoist Tai Chi, founded by Master Moy Lin-Shin, is a gentle art of health and well-being for people of all ages and health conditions. The slow, graceful movements increase strength and flexibility and improve circulation and balance.

writing WRITING FOR STORY: Montpelier, September 20 through November 1, Mondays, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Info, Dianne, 223-2518 or email strand@

sover.net. Hosted by the Montpelier Senior Center. This free workshop will help you to tap into your creative talents through short readings, open discussions and classroom exercises designed to open the floodgates of your imagination. The class will explore storytelling in various forms: poetry, prose, fiction, journaling, etc. Participants will come away from the class with a new vigor for their writing and with a better grasp of their own narrative voice. No experience necessary. You need to only bring a pen, paper and a willingness to develop your interest in writing. Classes are non-confrontational and non-critical. A short one-to-one conversation is required as part of the registration. All ages welcome.

yoga BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying. COPPER CRANE YOGA: Vergennes. Offering Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Astanga, Meditation, Beginners, Private, Custom and Thai Yoga Bodywork. 229 Main St., Suite 2A, Vergennes (above Main Street Footworks). Classes offered everyday except Friday. Info, 877-3663 or info@coppercraneyoga.com. Experience the purification, self-reflection, and non-attachment of Kriya Yoga. Copper Crane Yoga provides compassionate teaching in a safe and supportive environment that fosters growth, nourishes the spirit and unites the body and mind. TOUCHSTONE HEALING ARTS: FOUR-WEEK FALL YOGA SERIES: Kripalu Yoga with Mark Adams, Mondays, 6-7:30 p.m. September 13, 20, 27 and October 4. $40. Jivamukti Yoga with Janet Green, Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. September 7, 14, 21 and 28. $40. Partner Yoga with Jennifer Harris, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. September 16, 23, 30 and October 7. $65 per couple. Info, 6587715, ext. 3. Ease into a regular practice in an inviting and convenient location with experienced and supportive teachers to guide you. YOGA AND INTEGRATION: September 14 through November 16, Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m. at the Living Yoga Studio, 35 King St., Burlington. Drop-ins welcome. 10 classes for $100, $12 per class. Info, 860-2814. Teacher is Annelies Smith, RSMTT. Integrative Yoga is the coming together of three years of intensive teaching Annelies has done in Yoga, dance and Somatic Movement Training — enriched by her 10 year meditation practice. Using language, imagery and presence, Annelies helps you investigate and experience the depth and subtlety in your body, leading to fuller expression and to being joyful and satisfied. This class will connect you to your “embodied presence.” YOGA AND MEDITATION: September 16 through November 19, Fridays, 9-10:15 a.m. at the Living Yoga Studio, 35 King St., Burlington. Drop-ins welcome. 10 classes for $100, $12 per class. Info, 860-2814, Teacher is Annelies Smith, RSMTT. Because mind is the basis of our experience, we have come to realize that meditation (mind training) is the key to well-being and happiness. Physical training alone is unable to accomplish this. Annelies has been practicing and studying Buddhist sitting meditation for more than 10-years and teaching yoga for three years. In this class, she aims to help you develop a sitting practice along with your yoga practice so you can begin to achieve a stable, flexible, and workable mind and body. YOGA FOR THOSE OVER 60: Instructor Carol Winfield, Yoga Vermont. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Yoga and those over 60 make a peaceful, playful, perfect match, quite apart from learning to be comfortable and at ease with your body, regardless of so-called deficiencies. Try it your first time for free. YOGA VERMONT: Astanga classes every day. Jivamukti, Kripalu, Kundalini, Gentle, Iyengar, beginner, prenatal and senior classes weekly. Chace Mill and Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Many styles to choose from, various levels of intensity, invigorate your yoga practice or start fresh. m

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ATTRACTIVE ARTIST, ATHEIST, VERY liberal, 50 YO, 5’8”, Renaissance woman ISO 45-55 SWM counterpart. Preferably no kids, you are a thinker but may work w/your hands. Wanna build a straw bale house? ISO a lifelong relationship. 5’10” + please. 4297

SWF, YOUNG 48, NA/NS, BLONDE/BLUE, educated. Interests: biking, beginning hiking, loves motorcycles, reading, movies, camping, intimate conversations. Me: honest, genuine, spiritual, playful, shy. Looking to meet employed, sane, SM for fun in the sun, perhaps? 4200

WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO SHOW ME THE Green Mountains? I would love to go hiking/mountain climbing w/experienced, down-to-earth, responsible, reliable, rugged guy for an exhilarating, freeing adventure. 4291

PRETTY, DOWN-TO-EARTH, SOFT-SPOKEN and introspective brunette. 5’7”, 38 YO. Loves giving and receiving affection, music, comedy, the outdoors. Seeking a M who is attractive, has a self-deprecating sense of humor, enjoys romance and is intelligent. I’d love to hear from you. 4197

BEAUTIFUL POET, MOTHER, MOUNTAIN climber, seeks established, handsome, hardworking, educated, creative, passionate, NS/ND, 28-38 YO M for sparkling conversation, walks, poetry excursions and true love, LTR. Move me. 4287

SAPPHIRE-GAL, 50 YO, LOOKING FOR A friend, companion, lover. Great massagegiver, good listener, no burdens to bring to a friendship, just kind-hearted loving. Gentle, sweet, calm, independent, loves to touch and be touched, enlightened and seeks same. 4183

SWF BIKER SEEKS M BIKER FOR FOLIAGE and moonlight motorcycle rides, travel and adventure. Must be active, spontaneous and a sports fanatic. Let’s see what we have in common and where it leads. Who knows, we might have fun! 4283 BLUE-EYED, SWF, BLONDE, 5’8”, DOG lover and Scrabble player, looking for oldfashioned guy, 50-65, w/”now” sensibilities to share laughter, friendship and fun. It wouldn’t hurt if you looked like John Thaw or Sam Waterson. 4270 19 YO F, FUN, OUTGOING, ENERGETIC, late-nighter. Seeking M, 18-25, that is fun, easygoing, spontaneous, wants to hang out and get to know a friendly person. For a friendship, company, maybe more! 4269

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FF, ACTIVE, ATHLETIC SWF, 28, SEEKS smart, sexy, confident, left-leaning SWM, 25-30, for coffee, drinks, dinner, hiking and subversive political discussions. NS/ND preferred. 4170

I’M A COUNTRY GIRL W/A CITY EDGE looking for a M, 42-52, that likes long drives, playing pool, good food and a has romantic heart. Race unimportant. I work hard and I play hard. 3927

RICHIE-RICH, 44-70 YO: IF YOU WOULD like to take care of a 40ish, lovely F, financially/emotionally, spoil me, I can be a great companion w/a lot of fun and laughter. We might fall in love! 4162

SWF, 34, MOTHER OF TWO BOYS ISO SWM, 25-45 who shares the same interests, who is honest, caring and likes to cuddle, take walks, watch movies, go out to dinner, etc. 3909

40 YO, DWCF, HONEST, MEDIUM-BUILD, pleasing to the eye. Wonderful legs. Light, bubbly, sometimes woodsy, nature w/a hint of passion on the palate. Bright, bold, complex flavor w/a gentle after-taste on the soul. Best w/complex, slightly nutty flavor. NS/ND. 4161

INDEPENDENT, INTELLIGENT, FUN-LOVing 59 YO California transplant, loves the outdoors, kayaking, hiking, gardening, animals, cooking, literature, rock and classical music. Politically progressive, well-traveled. Seeks kindred spirit. 3904

SWF, MOTHER OF TWO, SEEKS SWM FOR possible LTR. Me: 25 YO, brown hair/eyes. Let’s get to know each other on a personal level. You: 25-32 YO, employed, good-hearted and sense of humor. Please, no mama’s boys! 4160 ADVENTUROUS, SENSUAL, YOUTHFUL 51 YO SWF, 5’6”, 150 lbs. Very affectionate, loves to cuddle. Seeking SWM to share good times, laughs and falling in love. Don’t be shy. Let’s give this a try! All calls will be answered. 4159 WANTED: 36-46 YO M. ME: BLONDE/ green, attractive, fun, athletic and accomplished. You: have similar attributes and are looking for a lady not a girl. Tennis/golf a +. 3952

ZAFTIG SJF, VISUAL ARTIST ISO SM w/similar vocation for LTR. Join me for meandering walks, movies, gallery visiting, reading of all sorts, eclectic conversation, meals at home or in town and many fine hours of kissing and canoodling. 4182

SMART, SEXY, SENSUOUS, DEEP, SOULFUL, slim, poetic girl, 48, seeks meaningful connection w/fit, experienced hiker/paddler, sensitive, humorous, grounded, mortal, 48+. One-trick ponies given special consideration. 3941

SINGLE, CUTE, CURVY GAL SEEKS SINGLE, kind, honest M, 29-34. Prefer M who doesn’t want just one-night stands. The idea of a M who is family- oriented and not afraid of LTR sounds good. 4179

DON’T HIKE. DON’T BIKE. DON’T SKI. Don’t run. Don’t want to. Still manage to lead an active life. Go figure. Intelligent, stable and fun. Passionate about everything, outgoing and opinionated. 46 YO DWF, grown kids, seeks NS/ND, non-shallow soulmate. 3930

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SWF, SEEKER, SPIRITUAL BALANCE MAINtained by commitment to intentional optimism. Blonde, blue, 40s, FF, fit, happy. Multigenerational household, dogs, cats, birds, horses. Love to play, outside, inside. 420. Self-sufficient, self-employed hard worker. Love life! Join me? 3798 “THIS LITTLE HEART OF MINE” SEEKS it’s cosmic connection for some mighty high-vibrations on an inner/outer journey of creative vision, down-to-Earth-living and soul-expression. Ageless spirit, youthful-body, veggie diet, radiant energy, 50+ years. 3729 DWPF, 45, PETITE, ISO STABLE, KIND, BIG teddy bear kinda guy for mutual giving relationship. Romance is a +. I love time w/my sons. I enjoy sports, caring for my pets, camping, swimming, traveling, motorcycles, movies and a good laugh. 3710

men > women SM, DOCTOR SPARKLES AKA, THE DOCTOR is in and ready to please. Seeking two 23 YO Fs to please all your hungry needs. 4307 SEEKING F WHO IS INSPIRATIONAL AND aspiring to self-awareness, to share life with. 6’, 165 lbs., 51 YO SM w/blond/ brown hair, blue/hazel eyes, who experiences joy + more by tuning into the heart. 4305 LONGHAIR HIPSTER, OMNIVORE, SEEKS garden goddess. I love my daughter, music, art, canoeing, hiking, skiing. I am 6’, blue-eyes, 40, seeking Pagan baby, 28-42, for meaningful, monogamous gardening, moonlit fun and down-home lovin’ in the woods. 4304 37 YO M LOOKING FOR A SLIM, ATHLETIC F. I am 6’3”, 180 lbs. Love movies, sports and coffee. NS/ND. 4301 23 SWM, 5’7”, 150 LBS, ISO SWF, 2133, who likes rocka-billy, old punk, OI, hard-core, country music, etc. Into tattoo and piercings, has a sense of humor and a head on her shoulders. If that’s you, let’s talk more over some pints! 4294 WISH TO MEET A TALL, ATHLETIC, NS F, 35-42. If you are interested in beach activities, sailing, blading, weights, running, volleyball, scuba, working hard and playing hard; please call. Me: tall, athletic, accomplished professional ISO F w/common interests. 4290 SEEKING OUTDOOR PARTNER: TALL, healthy, fit 51 YO WPM, hoping to find a fit woman, 40-55, who enjoys the outdoors. I’m an avid canoeist, kayaker, hiker, snowboarder, Nordic skier and biker. Still a hippie at heart, I spend my weekends hiking, bike touring or canoeing. 4281 AUTUMNAL MUMMERINGS FILL THE AIR w/frost and pumpkins for this mid-life gardener/writer/teacher who seeks artistic/spiritual traveler. Are there any of you (mid-40s/early 50’s) out there in the cosmos or grounded on earth. Why not? No Bush clones, please. 4273

FRIENDLY, 52 YO SWM ISO QUIET, LAIDback F, any race, ND/D, for friendship/LTR and more. No kids. Let’s negotiate your situation and needs. All calls answered. Will meet, call or pickup. Delivery avail. 4268 39 YO LOOKING TO SHARE TIME W/ someone who likes to cuddle, read, watch TV and go for walks. Looking for a LTR. Love kids and cuddling. Looking for under 40, please. Like to workout, too. 4264 THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I LIKE BETTER than country music, and that’s a country woman! I need one, correction, I want one! One healthy, fit, sugar pie-sweet, Abe Lincoln-honest, woman, 30-45 YO. Kids-n-critters OK. 4256 DWM, 47, 5’9”, 170 LBS., LOOKING FOR DWF, 42-52, w/good sense of humor, likes to dine-out, go to movies, dancing, walking hand-in-hand together and quiet times together. 4252 I’M A 24 YO M, STILL LOOKING FOR A woman who likes to go out to eat, go to the movies and go for walks together. Looking for a woman between 21-28, no children. 4251 38 YO M SEEKS PEACE-LOVING, NATURE lover for friendship, love and fun. I like camping, fishing, gardening, crafts and politics. I can cook too. Peace. 4201 WHERE ARE ALL THE NORMAL WOMEN? Like good food and interesting nights out? Hiking or just relaxing w/a few drinks. Fun, athletic, intelligent, attractive 31 YO M ISO 27-34 YO w/like mind and hobbies. 4184 WOULD GOD BE REAL IF YOU FOUND your life’s greatest love in Seven Days? Adam ISO a lady w/nice apples! Let’s make pie and eat it in the garden while no one’s watching us! Where is my paradise? I’m 46. 4178 M, 39, 6’, 200 LBS., IN-SHAPE, NEW TO area, looking for honest, fit, attractive F for friendship, fun. LTR possible if it goes that way. Honesty in every respect a must! Animal lover and smokers OK. 4177 HANDSOME GENTLEMAN, 42, SEEKS spiritually aware lady on which to dote. Let’s explore friendship, love and spiritual connection together. I am playful, openminded, creative and physically very active and hope that you are too. Please enjoy kids and the water. 4176 23 YO M CULINARY STUDENT IN ESSEX Junction looking for a fun F, 18-30, for hanging/making out and more. Get in contact w/me and I’ll make you breakfast in the morning. 4172 36 YO, 5’7”, WPM, HEALTHY, FIT, CYCLIST, seeking 26-38 YO for fun and fire. Connection w/a new friend, maybe LTR. Hike, bike, music, clear and open-communication essential. 420, living just a bit north of Burlington. 4164

SWM, 56, 5’9”, 155 LBS. OWN HOME, Rutland, physically attractive, simple Christian lifestyle. Day-trips, Greyhound travel, snack bars, local events, concerts, plays, movies, rock, blues, country music, dancing, biking, hiking, gentle walks, other physical activity. ISO SWF, 43-58, romantic relationship, dating or possible LTR, cuddling, affection, similar interests. 4157 TATTOOED, PIERCED, FREAK, TWISTED, intelligent, humorous, caring, sensitive bouncer seeking tattooed, pierced. freak, twisted, intelligent, humorous, caring, sensitive, non-bouncer for 420 fun and possible LTR. 4066 NEW STAR FOR 1001 ROMANTIC NIGHTS: SWPM, 48, ISO NS, SWF. Scintillating soulmate to move into LTR. She would be willing to discuss mutual magical fantasies and use her coquettish fancy to put sirenic legerdemain into our relationship. 3954 THE BEST WOMAN ORGASMER: I LAST four hours when making love to a woman and go about five times in a night. I promise you will feel like a dishrag when I am done w/you and walk w/a limp for rest of the week. 3951 SPIRITUALLY CENTERED TEACHER, involved father, listener, active, fit, vegetarian. Into biking, hiking, boating, politics, stimulating conversation, travel, artistic expression, drama. ISO friend, 40-50, to help celebrate life’s mysteries, victories and challenges. 3950 LOOKING FOR A SLIM, ATHLETIC, UNDER 5’5”, down-to-earth, 25-35 YO who loves to ski,snowshoe and climb year-round. I’m 5’2”, 135 lb., love to trail-run, ski, snowshoe, swim, climb rock/ice. I like good conversation, coffee, Guinness and looking for a weightlifting partner. 3944 SWM, 27, SHY, LOOKING TO MEET THAT special SF, 23-37, who likes Nascar, hiking, fishing. LTR-ready. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover! What someone lacks in looks is made up in personality. Will answer all. 3942 SEIZE THE SUMMER: SWPM, ACTIVE, FIT, honest, sincere, confident and humorous ISO active SWF, 30-40, to share gourmet cooking, meaningful conversation, golf, hiking, swimming, motorcycling, yoga and dancing. Possible LTR. 3938

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS? Intelligent, outdoorsy, funny, attractive 26 YO SPAM, ISO a sweet, slender, attractive SF for an adventurous LTR and more. 5’8”, 160 lbs, athletic and educated. Love to cuddle and nibble. Interested to bond our busy lives together? 3911

I’M HUMOROUS, HANDSOME, ORGANIC I have boomer values, am an anarchist/ atheist and don’t believe in the death penalty, even for vegetarians and Republicans. The only thing I can’t tolerate is intolerance, but funny, pretty, irreverent and irrelevant women amuse me. LTR. 3811

GENTLE SOUL, QUICK MIND, FIRM BODY and caring heart seeks same in F 43 -55, who enjoys life’s simple beauties and wants to create a special relationship. I am a financially independent P. 3907

SWM ISO AN EXTREME TYPE OF WOMAN, who skis black diamonds, mt. bikes and enjoys fitness, adventures, motorcycles. Me: kind, caring, easy going, NS/SD. 3805

20 YO M, AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER looking for 18-25 YO attractive F to model. 3905 THE SEASON IS CHANGING AND SOON it will be my favorite time of year. the crisp mornings and the afternoon colors sure make me feel alive. The only downfall is that the days are shorter so I need to find things at home to keep me occupied. Are you willing to help entertain me? SPM, 31, active, loves the outdoors. ISO, I’m not sure exactly, but I know it will be fun. 3890 HEAVEN KNOWS, ANYTHING GOES, OVER, under, sideways, down. summer’s good time is almost gone. SWM, 52, somewhat sensible, sensitive, intensely sensual, galactic hitchhiker ISO a nice, long ride to the heart of the universal mind. Art, music, nature, lover, more. 3888 SAILING PARTNER, NS, RETIRED EXECUtive ISO companion to help sail 24’ sailboat on Lake Champlain this summer. Sailing experience not necessary, but a love of water and a sense of humor are a plus. Maine coast sailing is also possible. 3887 A WONDERFUL GUY: SWM, 29, 5’11”, blue eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. 3886 YOUTHFUL 42 YO, NS PM ISO KINDRED spirit to share hiking, camping, 4-season outdoor adventures. Passion for playing and listening to folk and bluegrass music. Athletic, hardworking, and dependable, great sense of humor, serious nature. ISO LTR w/right country girl. 3829 LAID BACK IN THE MOUNTAINS DWM, 53. I enjoy long rides, walks, camping, fishing and going out. People say I have a nice personality. ISO the same. I have a lot of love to give. Do you? Call me. 3828

LONELY M SEEKS F COMPANION. FRIENDship and love is the cure for loneliness. If you have the antidote and are 19-25, you might be able to save my heart. Looks don’t matter if fate is bestowed upon us. 3935

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS!! PM, 32, FIT LIKE to have fun. ISO attractive, fit, athletic F, w/sense of humor, and likes food, wine, movies, dancing, sports, animals. Kids are cool. NS please. 3822

22 SWM, 140 LBS, ATHLETIC. ISO SF, 18-35, decent build. Specifically looking for a gal who wants a guy’s first time! No strings or FWB. Must have experience and endurance! And can’t be shy! Central VTarea preferred. 3923

SWM, 24, EDUCATED, FINANCIALLY HEALthy tall, skinny and responsible. ISO SWF w/similar interests of hiking, biking, jogging, camping and the tear-jerker movie watcher. If you are honest and looking for a LTR give me a call tonight. 3813

SWM SEEKS SF, 21-35, FOR FRIENDSHIP and potentially LTR. Active, hard-working w/goals in life. A caring, sensitive individual looking to share life, fun and adventure. Enjoys both indoor and outdoor fun and loves food. 3915

HAVE A FANTASY ABOUT THE BOY NEXT door or the yard guy? Will perform yard/ house work in exchange for personal favors. Looking to please and be pleased. W/M, 23, good looking, discretion a must! 3812

Hello to all of you beautiful people out there. My name is Marilyn and I would like to sweep you off of your feet. I am a beautiful 6-year-old shorthaired Torbie spayed female. I am calm, shy, affectionate, mellow, and attentive. I guess you could say that I’m a bit coquettish. I am looking for a quiet and mellow household where I can truly shine. If you’re the one for me, I will burrow my head into your arm and cuddle. Prrrrr. A family with kids 5 and up who will be gentle and sweet with me would be fine. Oh, and I get along with other fine felines.

LIKE GRAY EYES? PONYTAILS? TRAIN sounds? Musically immersed, middle-aged ectomorphs? Fresh-brewed coffee, say, Guatemalan? Think voice greetings are stupid? Free radio is happening? Smokers have no rights whatever, until they pick up their butts? Well then, jackpot! 3803 OUTDOOR AND INTELLECTUAL ADVENTURER SWPM, 45, no kids, seeks intelligent and reasonably fit partner, 30-50, to live heartily. Interests include travel, films, and good food and drink. Cycling and XC skiing a plus. NS/ND please. 3801 ATTRACTIVE SWM, 40, SMOKER ISO attractive older SWF, 60+, who smokes and has no kids, for serious relationship. Interests include movies and music. 3797 A RUNNER’S HI: MIDDLE-AGED, KIND, perceptive runner is ready for LTR. Openminded, liberal, loves jazz, books, drawing, children, photography, dancing, libraries and NY Mets. NS. I seek kind, friendly, intelligent F for LTR based on mutual caring. 3735 SWM, 31, WHIMSICAL BURLINGTON artist/geek seeks creative individual. I enjoy riding on the bike path, long programming sessions and rainy evening Looney Tune marathons. Let’s inspire each other’s art. 3733 20 YO FIRE FIGHTER SEEKING TO KINDLE friendship, maybe love fire. Kind, sincere, honest, seeking same. No license, car is needed. I’ll pay gas though. Me: 6’1”, br/br. Caucasian looks shouldn’t matter if we’re to be. 3726 UNIQUE SWM, 30 YO HONEST, CLEANcut, great listener, lean, hardworking, enjoys camping, hunting, walks, animals, motorsports, bowling, movies, dinners, motorcycles. Looking for SF, 19-40 YO, to enjoy some similarities together, the simple things life has to offer. 3723 THIS IS FOR ALL THE LADIES IN THE house. Are there any single ladies left in Burlington? Here’s the deal, I’m an adorable, veggie eatin’, bass playin’, artsy-type w/a big heart. Everybody’s friend ISO a muse. 31 YO. 3718

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TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME SWM, 27, Burlington-area, athletic/fit, searching for my other half. She knows I enjoy romantic nights out or quiet evenings at home. She also knows I’m very passionate and sensual. I know she’s here somewhere. 3715 ATTRACTIVE, 35 YO, FUN, FIT, PLAYFUL, intellectual, late-bloomer, educated and traveled. Seeks physically active, healthy, 35 YO or younger for play partner, potentially leading to LTR. In Burlington. 3703 NIGHT SHIFT WORKER, SWPM 51 YO ISO SF with the same work schedule. I am an easy-going, quiet type-person w/a good sense of humor and great attitude. Give me a call. 3696 HOPELESS ROMANTIC, SEMI-HOMEBODY, SWM, 38 YO, ISO friend/lover. Love movies, eating out, being outside, long talks and laughing. Me: br/br, 170 lbs., love Red Sox and Bruins, goatee, 5’7”. Smoker. I’m easy to get to know, so call. 3694

women > women COMPANIONSHIP, FUN, SHARING, friends first. 54 YO, Montpelier, professional, bright, artsy, progressive, personal growth/spiritual type. Love nature, culture, kids, reemerging after period of eldercare. You: healthy, grounded in your integrity, aware. It’s still a beautiful world. 4295 28 YO BIWF, LIFELONG SLUT, EXPERIenced, ISO same, 22-42. Me: dreads, piercings, tattoos, shaved, tan, plump but hella-sexy and very well kept. You: clean, not shy, soft butch or femme. Let’s drink, or 420 and get naked. Your place. 4285 LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE to share a lot of things with. I have darkbrown hair/dark-brown eyes, med. build, 170 lbs. I am kind, loving, warm, friendly, honest, loyal and lots more. I hope and pray to hear from someone. 4068 30 YO P LESBIAN SEEKING LIBERAL, friendly, social and adventurous F w/good sense of humor. Must dig tattoos and piercings. Love the outdoors, animals, good music, making furniture, eating good food and renting movies. Occasional smoker OK. 3956 ME: SWF. ARE YOU A BEAUTIFUL, FIT F who is available for fun? Into ethnic foods, culture, travel, movies, music, nature walks, Montreal, beaches, books, people, 40’s. Me: fit, sexy, educated, attractive, spicy, sober, gardens, gyms, yoga, spirituality, humor. 3937 25 YO GWF, SORT-BUTCH, CUTE LITTLE cowgirl, loves romantic strolls, playing in mud puddles and nights by the woodstove. Longs for someone to share mud hopping with! Love of simple life a +! 3920

BI-CURIOUS F LOOKING FOR A LITTLE FUN. I want to fulfill a fantasy for me and possibly let my boyfriend watch to fulfill one of his fantasies. Discretion/chemistry a must. All calls will be answered. 3917 STEEL FRAME HARDTAIL, 35, SEEKING lively components to float up hills, roll through obstacles and leap w/faith upon descents. Desire easy-shifting, resiliency under stress. Anatomically appropriate saddle essential, aggressive tread a +, reflective mirrors a spoke of luck. 3898 BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, SMART, SILLY BLONDE, 28, ISO friendship w/benefits w/right female. Someone to chase butterflies, have great sexual energy, educated, kinky, wellkept. Fun, friendly, erotic F who is ready to get out from behind these screens and meet/experience the real thing. 3824 39 YO FIT P BI-CURIOUS F ISO 26-35 YO F for fun and new experiences. I am looking for someone who is fairly fit and enjoys staying in shape. 3713

men > men GWM, 32, 5’9”, BROWN/BROWN. SEEKing generous sugar-daddy to live w/and be spoiled by. I am sincere, honest and have a big heart. I enjoy movies, music, the outdoors and love to travel. I’d love a sincere, romantic gentleman. 4300 MAWBIM, NICE-LOOKING, 6’4”, 240 LBS. Seeking M for daytime fun. Very discreet and D/D-free. You be the same. No games, just safe fun. 4298 BIWM SEEKING GUYS WHO WOULD LIKE to be serviced or who would like to have a threesome. D/D free, clean, NS. Looking for guys who like a lot of foreplay. Like to please and swallow. All calls answered. 4261 SUB, 42 YO M WOULD LOVE TO PLEASE. Any black guys around? 4257 THESE PERSONAL ADS ARE USUALLY JUST lies, making yourself out to be someone you’re not. WM, 37, 5’11”, 190 lbs., blonde/ blue, nice smile, friendly, not into gayscene. Seeking masculine guys for friends doing stuff. I know you are out there. 4070 HANDSOME, MASCULINE 26 YO GWM, seeking other boys, 23-35, who are also handsome and masculine, for friendship and maybe more. 3903 21 YO BOY-TOY, GWM, 220 LBS., SEEKing guys under 28 for hot, passionate love making sessions. I like to service others and be serviced. I am versatile and love to suck and rim. You must be NS/ND. 3900 MIDDLE-AGED WM, ISO WM, 65+ FOR friendship and occasional rewarding romance. Let’s talk. I’m clean and discreet. 3827 GWM, TIRED OF TRAVELING/DINING alone ISO GM, 38-55, NS/ND, for weekend getaways, flea markets, day trips, cooking, back roads and developing a relationship. 3794

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ATTRACTIVE 40 YO GWPM, 5’10”, 160 lbs., Br/Bl. ISO young guys who live in, on, or around Colchester, Milton or Islands. Day or night, indoors or outdoors to ride this hot bottom, who is a top, too. Discreet. 3793 I’M JUST A BOY-TOY WHO WOULD LOVE to pleasure you however you need it. Completely versatile, love to suck and rim. Your needs are mine. I’m an attractive, muscular, 32 YO searching for a fit, handsome, young master, under 28. 3691

bi seeking ? LET’S TAKE SUMMER OUT W/A BANG, A gang-bang that is! Me: 6’2”, 200 lbs., very sexy and erotic. Can please women all night long. You: BI F, grab two of your BI-girlfriends and call. 4303 SWM 36, GOOD SHAPE, LOOKING FOR younger guys, 18-32, to have discreet fun. I am open to having a good time. You must be D/D free, as I am. Love college guys, but not a requirement. Let’s meet for a great sexual experience. 4293 BUSY, PROFESSIONALLY EMPLOYED BIWM, bottom, seeks compatible top for regular, discreet, safe sex in Burlington-area. Me: 40, in-shape, D/D-free, clean, cute/tight butt. You: same, between 25-40 and have a place. Please, in-shape, clean and D/Dfree only. 4282 BIF, 28 YO, 5’4”, 120 LBS, BLONDE, very attractive/sexy girl, healthy, looking for F and/or attractive CU’s for fun, play, and smiles. Am looking to explore my BIF sexuality w/you. Must be educated, clean, fun and attractive. Chemistry a must. 4199 MAPCU AF AND WM, 37 YO, ISO TALL, height/weight proportional, not hairy BI/BI-curious M to join us for needed help. He wants to build upon oral skills. Email and picture exchange a must prior to meeting. 4180 BIM, 5’5, 135 LBS. SAFE, DISCREET. FREE most weekends. ISO M under 40, in-shape, well-hung. Will suck/swallow and let you take photos in any position you want. Be aggressive and order me to please you. Interested, call. 4067 BIWM, 35, VERY ATTRACTIVE, HEALTHY, open and positive. Seeking BIWF that is friendly, open and sensual. Interested in good conversation, fun and friendship, intimacy and possibly LTR. Will respond to all replies. 3908 EXPERT ORAL OFFERED: MABIM SEEKS S/BIM. You’ll love my service. Will drop, suck and swallow only if you are under 40, hung, in-shape, no bellies, clean, disease-free, discreet and not gay. No exceptions. If this isn’t you, don’t call. 3725

just friends 60-ISH QUEEN-SIZE LADY IN PUBLIC, could be more later. Looking for companionship. All calls answered, so leave name and number. No email, as no computer. 4193

SINGLE VEGETARIANS AND “WANT-TO-BE” vegetarians: Join other like-minded folks for potlucks, health/nutrition talks, fun activities and just plain socializing. 3948 NEED NO REPLY, JUST STOP BY WHERE the S. Burlington mall buildings are blue. I will meet you. Think music store. M, 60, ISO SF NS for friendship. Let’s visit. 3809 TRAVELER, MUSIC AND ENTERTAINMENT activities. Short-term association. Will call all 40-50 YO F’s who have no hangups w/mutual, sexual satisfaction. 3730 30 YO F, NEW TO AREA ISO F FRIENDS for hanging out and doing athletic events to stay in shape. I like to run, bike, hike and of course, shop. 3714

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i spy I SPY A SUPER SEXY EX-MARINE W/AN ugly green hat and a purple car. You’re the coolest thing ever! 4299 BETSEY, THE SCENERY WAS BEAUTIFUL, but your sexy smile is what I remember on the ferry. What color are your eyes? Let’s ride, see where the road takes us. I read your ad, I responded. Anything there? 4296 YOU: GI JOE HAIRCUT, FLORAL SHIRT, surly Swedish prick. Me: tired of 11 p.m. shadow, rum, bitterness, Styx, sasquatch back etc. Sauza time? 4292 T.H. IN CENTRAL VT: MISS THE PERSON I spent my birthday afternoon with. Miss our friendship even more, wish you did, too. Who else would know about your car from “Cobra”? Lonely without your laugh. 4289 YOU: CYCLING W/6-7 UVM M, 8/31 OR 9/1. Only your hips revealed your gender. Ride w/me. We’ll be two awesome F on bikes. Must want and give a post ride massage. 4284 BEARDED M W/SKI GOGGLES: SAW YOU at the gas station, then we played tag all the way down 89 to 91. Was riding in the minivan. Wanna grab a beer? 4280 CUTIE ARIES GIRL AT RECYCLE NORTH Building Supply w/great tattoos. I’m the fumbling Virgo idiot w/great shoes who couldn’t ask you out for coffee. So, here goes. Wanna have coffee? 4279

HEIDI, THE NEURO-BIOLOGY MAJOR AT UVM: Shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond. You helped me pick the beech sheets. Me: dark hair, goatee. You: red hair and pretty. I think you’re really cool. I’d love to chat more over coffee. 4276 TO THE GUY WHO RETURNED MY FAVORITE little red purse Sunday morning. May that karma come right back at you. Thank you. 4272 TO THE RED AND RAVEN-HAIRED MONKEY girl enjoying some ‘joy last night’. Are you a Catholic girl? We could rock! 4271 YOU: BEAUTIFUL BM SITTING ON MAIN St. Me: green shirt, you asked me where I got my pretty curls. I shouldn’t have walked away. Call me and I’ll buy you a coffee. 4267 BURLINGTON POLICE OFFICER: YOU CAME to my rescue twice on Clarke St. Single? There’s been newly discovered evidence in my bedroom. Back-up not required for this undercover operation. Still can’t crack this case? I’m your Marianne on Gilligan’s Island. 4266 9/5, YOU WERE THREE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS on Rt. 7 in Colchester in a Chevy Cavalier, copper color. The one in the back-seat caught my attention, we exchanged smiles, you really stayed on my mind. You had NY plates. 4265 TO THE HOTTIE-BOOMBOTTIE DRIVING the 85 vulva. I miss your pubic. sound sense of humor. We need to make a p.o.a asap! I heart you from MA. 4263 9/4, A PRETTY MOMMY WEARING A Yankees cap and sunglasses and coaxing 2 adorable little daughters up Mt. Philo. Grabbed my attention. Me: Exhausted daddy w/Red Sox cap and cranky 5-yearold. Cheer us up? 4262 9/5, AT THE FAIR: MAPLE COTTON CANDY line. I was blushing, but so were you. Me: long brown hair w/2 blondes. You: Magic Hat tee and a smile that got me. Could be fun, hope you call. 4260 LABOR DAY, 9/6: WE MET AT HALVORson’s Cafe at the Fairgrounds in Essex. We talked, went on a few rides and then parted ways. Me: petite blonde, wearing black and white striped shirt. You: mentioned a girlfriend but were clearly interested. 4259 NORTH BEACH, 9/02. YOU: ATTRACTIVE woman, long black hair, glasses, pensive next to laid bicycle. Me: black beard, blue shirt, walking w/friend. You used to work at IBM. Want to meet you. Coffee? 4203 MR. NATURAL SAYS: I SEE YOU MACHETEwielding ski run trimmers! Punji’s everywhere, get a pruning saw, cut lower and flatter or someone will get hurt! If you don’t know what you are doing, ask someone who does. 4196 AUBURN HAIR, WHITE SUBIE, WATERbury park and ride. Me: red convertible, wiping nose aggressively. Let’s meet and discuss subatomic particles. 4195 BIKE ACROSS CUBA: You’ve been to Cuba and were wearing a very pretty necklace. I said you looked like you were ready to ride. Ride together? 4194

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I SPY A BROWN HONDA CIVIC AT MAPLEfields in Stowe. You liked my blue Honda Civic. Maybe for parts? Would you like to buy it? I’ll give you a good deal! 4191 SUPERMARKET GIRL: I SAW YOU AT Hannaford’s in South Burlington on Wed. and thought you had a really sexy smile. Should have talked to you but I was beat from work and couldn’t think straight. Maybe I could get another chance. 4190 8/26, 8:30 A.M.: BLONDE BEAUTY, GOLD car , Williston Shaw’s service desk. Me: at check-out. We did double takes. Chemistry maybe? Would love to find out. Call me. 4189 MORRISVILLE: YOU: A VERY SEXY STUNning blond, great smile, extra friendly and all around great catch. Me: tall, dark hair and intimidated by you. Let’s get together and do something fun. 4188 VILLAGE STATION: YOU: STUNNING brunette drinking Club Car special. We talked about baseball and politics. Care to join me for dinner? I hear it’s fabulous. 4187 BE STILL MY BEATING HEART! I SPY THE hottest bartender at the Village Station. When that train rattled by, I could only wonder what else I could rattle with you. I like a man in jeans and a button-down. 4186 8/26, MICHELLE W/THE BEAUTIFUL smile, Shelburne Supermarket. You took my breath away and I am so glad I waited to introduce myself. I’d love to get to know more and maybe even shop to make you dinner sometime. 4181 I SPY A FABULOUS, VOLUPTUOUS Goddess busting moves from dance floors to mountain trails. I like what I see. It’s been a great time so far, lets keep this unit together. 4175 B-SIDE, MON. CUTE BRUNETTE NAMED Amy. Nice tattoo. I asked you if you had any questions and you responded “no, do you have any questions for me?”, well I do. How about dinner? You know where to find me. 4173 8/28, THE WHIP IN STOWE: YOU: GORgeous F wearing a black dress w/an open back. Your inner-beauty sparkles in your eyes and shines through your smile. Little boys and rock stars never had it so good. 4171 8/29: LAUNDROMAT CHAT ON KING ST. leaves me intrigued. I’d like to know more, perhaps over the lunch? I never asked you to. I believe Jo is your name. Is the curiosity reciprocal? 4169 NOT YOUR AVERAGE LUMBERJACK: I’VE been trying to answer your ad but the message sounds wrong. Trying to reach you to say “hello”! 4168 HOT GUY PICKING UP HAY, THURSDAY. I pulled over so you could drive by. Do you deliver? 4167 SMILEY, HERE WE ARE AGAIN, AT THE place we first met. I am still crazy in love w/you after all this time. Thanks for teaching me so much and making me a better person. I absolutely adore you. 4166

JAYVT732A: SAW YOU ON JDATE, THOUGH not Jewish. Yes, ideal relationship is communicative and respectful. Up for “not first date” to Stowe or can cook a French dinner w/perfect wine. Last logged on July. Found perfection or still looking? 4165 TO MY BROWN WATER-MAMA: IT’S GONna be all right. It’s gonna be OK. Go find your smile. All is not lost. I’ll be here on the sidelines cheering you on. A not blind or crazy, but charmed gator. 4158 ESTEN: YOU’RE MY ISLAND IN CROWDS of faces, my oasis. I can’t believe I found you! I love you. 4065 TO THE REAL GOOD SWIMMER WHO I wish I made friends w/a la North Beach when we met. Real good is an interesting principle to always go by when making new friends and establishing yourself, “swimming along” in friendship, too. Do you spy me as well as a possible swim buddy, in principle that also defines real good, as in me and you, too? 4064

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SHAWS, TAFT CORNERS CHECKOUT, 8/20: Bird food w/cherries and nuts. I’m too old not to have asked you out for coffee. Rejection would have been preferable. Punish me further by not answering this ad. 4062

MACU LOOKING FOR BIF, 18-40 YO FOR her pleasure. Only serious responses, please! 4302

WATERBURY, FREEDOM CHEVY: YOU HAVE the most beautiful eyes. I stopped the world to melt for you. I don’t want my card back. Hope you are happy now. Next time read the fine print! 4061

WE ARE LOOKING FOR OTHER CU’S/F’S for friendship w/benefits. Must be discreet, clean and D/D free. Age, race and size don’t matter. Can host or travel within reason. Will answer all responses. 4278

SHELBURNE FARMS MOZART CONCERT, 8/7: You: attractive young guy w/long brown hair pulled back in pony tail, handing out programs/tickets. Me: 30something attractive guy w/old folks. Caught my eye, I’m intrigued. 4060

MACU, BIM, CURIOUS F, ISO CU OR BIM/ F to join in some adult fun. Come join us and fulfill her curiosity. All calls will be answered. D/D free and must be discreet. 4275

DARK-HAIRED CUTIE AT DANFORM ON Church St. I hear you love a good drink, Dennis Leary and Maynard. I’m taller and have more hair than Maynard. Plus, I’m already yours. Meow. 4059 NATE: I HOPE THE REST OF THE BLACK velvet went to good use. Thank you for sharing the evening w/me. You know what they say about Aries and Scorpio. I hope to run into you again. Be well. 3955 D: I REALLY WISH THINGS HAD WORKED out. I’m honestly surprised that they didn’t, maybe it wasn’t the right time, but you still cross my mind. 3953 ONE BATTERY ST. JEANS EMPLOYEE working on the morning of 8/20. Me: gal w/blondish-brown hair, yellow-tee. You sold me a couple of jeans, we made eyecontact. I thought about you for the rest of the day! 3949 8/9, DAVE AT THE LAUNDROMAT: THAT was one of the more humbling laundry experiences I had. Did your wash make you itchy? You should have listened. Perhaps we can discuss it over a drink? 3947

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30 AND 32 YO MACU, BOTH FIT AND FUN, 420 more than OK, easy going. Looking for another CU near Plattsburgh to play on a somewhat regular basis. CU’s and F’s only, sorry guys! 4258 MAWCU, HAPPY, PLAYFUL, SEEKING adventurous BIM for discreet, sensual times. We are 40s and 50s seeking 20s-50s. D/D free, clean, you be too. Smoker OK. 4253 KINKY FANTASY: ME: 24, HIM: 32. WE are looking for M 18-35 in Barre-area who enjoy’s receiving oral. I want to watch my boyfriend give another man oral and have you give him a facial. 3916 PCU, 40+, ISO BIM TO EXPLORE SEXUAL 3-some w/in Burlington area. We are new to the experience and would like to be shown the ropes. We have lots of energy and hope for the same from you. Serious inquiries only. 3814 WE’LL WATCH YOU AND YOU CAN WATCH us, then we’ll see what happens next. Love playing outdoors. MACU, 55 and 45 years old, bi-curious, first time, seeking similar. 3800 CLEAN, SEXY, ACTIVE, GORGEOUS CU ISO fun, attractive, flirty F friend. A little extra around the waist is OK. 18-26, 420 friendly, camping, concerts and hanging out. Give us a call, let’s have fun together. 3795

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MACU: WE ARE LOOKING FOR A BIM OR GM for discreet sexual encounters. We want to explore his feminine side. D/D free. Smoking is a +. 3724

WPM, ARTIST, SEEKING W TO TRY MODELing for the first time. I’m an excellent artist and will draw you true to life. My blank canvas awaits your beauty. 4156

women seeking...

PWM, 25 YO, AVERAGE HEIGHT AND build. Seeking adventurous, outgoing F for no strings, discreet, adult fun. Discretion a must. Enjoyment of the outdoors and a willingness to try new things a +. 3957

39 YO, ATTRACTIVE BLONDE, 5’4”, medium-build. S, no children. Homeowner in Burlington. Educated, great sense of humor and very passionate. Looking for gentleman, 40+, who wants a companion for travel, fun or whatever. You pay expenses. MA OK. 4198 ATTRACTIVE, SWF, 36, IS LOOKING FOR attractive M for short or long-term sexual encounters. Clean/safe a must. Let’s talk! 4163 BLACK MEN BETWEEN THE AGES 25-36, nice-looking, clean, D/D-free, not on the down-low, to meet this 26 YO blonde and blue-eyed beauty. I have a sweet tooth for chocolate. Can you satisfy this craving? 3943 TWO 23 YO F’S SEEKING A M VALET. Experience preferred, desire to please a must. Should be able to accommodate our every need. 3895 AT TIMES NEED SOME DISCIPLINE: Searching for an old-fashioned, red-blooded M who treats a women w/respect and courtesy, but will use a firm hand when necessary. Glass half-full always. Please be over 50. 3688

men seeking... LOOKING FOR A BM. IF YOU ARE OUT there and between 40 and 52 YO and enjoy laughing, good food, movies, long drives and raining afternoons in bed, call me. 4277 LOOKING TO BE A PARTY TOY! CAN I jump out of a cake naked for you and your friends? Play spin the bottle and it always points at me? I’m 40, but smooth. Please call. 4274 47 YO SWM LOOKING FOR SOME ADULT fun w/single, older women, preferably D/D-free, clean and discreet. Summer is over and winter is coming. I will keep you warm. All calls returned. 4255 MAWM, 40’S, FIT, BI-CURIOUS, LOOKING for a fit M who likes the feeling of silk. Let’s dress up and explore each other. Discretion a must and D/D free. 4202 BIWM, 34 YO, FIT, 5’10”, 175 LBS. Eager to please young, fit, hot boy-toy. I love to suck , rim and bottom. My fantasy is a threesome w/two hot guys. Very discreet. 4192 PARDON ME WHILE I BURST INTO flames. I’m a voluptuous, well-groomed, swimmer-bodied, 20 YO SPM ISO sexual ecstasy. Loves to receive oral, CU, jawdropping F and groups a plenty. Willing to travel. 4185 SWM 50’s, SEEKS CU’S FOR CLEAN, SAFE and discreet adult pleasure. 4174

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A MASTER AT DISCIPLINE: HAVE YOU been a naughty girl? Do you need someone to discipline you? This ex-police officer/prison guard is looking to give you the attention you crave. 3940 MAWM, 30’S, ATTRACTIVE, NICE BODY, endowed/thick. Performing solo, ISO F or CU, height/weight proportionate, to watch and be watched. Maybe more taking it slow. D/D free. Expect same. Will answer all calls. 3926 BIWM, FIT, TRIM, SEXY, CREATIVE AND well endowed, 5’10”, 170, 43, eager to please same or younger, very fit, hung, hot, tops and groups. Name the game and get ready to play for hours. 3918 ATTRACTIVE SWM NEEDS TO EXPERIENCE something new. Me: 42, 185 lbs., 6 ft., br/br. You: anything but really heavy. CU, BIF, BIM. Teach me new things. Cleanliness and very discreet a must! Disease-free, you be the same. 3892 I’M AN OLDER TOP IN VERY, VERY GOOD shape w/a hairy chest. Looking for smooth bottoms for the ride of your life. I can go and go. Can you take it? Leave name and number, all calls returned. 3826 SWM ISO LONG OR SHORT-TERM SEXUAL encounters with horny SF, 18-45. Clean and discreet, safe sex a must. Asians and horny college coeds a plus. 3825 GWM, 60+, GREAT SHAPE, HUNG, HORNY ISO contacts in Burlington area must have own transport. Great oral and perhaps more. Your pleasure is my pleasure. 3823 I AM AN ATTRACTIVE MID-60s M IN Central Vermont looking for a friend for discreet erotic good times, as my wife has health issues which prevent intimacy. I am financially and emotionally stable. Drug, alcohol and smoke free. 3818 SWM, 27, 5’10”, 176 LBS., ATTRACTIVE and fit. ISO attractive SF or CU’s for hot, adult times. No strings. Must be clean and very discreet. 3699 SWM, 36, 6’, 180 LBS, BLONDE/BLUE, very fit. ISO F submissive for a variety of activities. You can be experienced or just willing to learn. Be young and attractive, you know if you are. Piercings a +. 3695 WM, LATE 40s, HAIRY CHEST, TRIM beard, uncut. Seeking summer fun with other masculine men into having a few beers, country rides, nudity in woods: swimming, J/O sessions, phone sex, watch videos, exhibition, voyeurism. Let’s try it, dudes. Call. 3692

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HOLISTIC COUNSELING: Offering mental health counseling, integrating the arts and Reiki. Specializing in postpartum counseling, chronic pain and stress-reduction. Individual and groups avail. Jen Kristel, Certified Expressive Therapist and Reiki Master. 658-2727. Also, at Pathways to Wellbeing, 862-0836.

4 general health CIGARETTE SMOKERS who want to quit needed for UVM research study. Healthy adults, 18 and over. Session times, 20 min. each evening for 14 days. Two 30-min. follow-up visits. Up to $336 in compensation. Call UVM Quit Study, 656-9858. VIAGRA: $2.40/dose. Cialis available. Lowest price refills. Guaranteed! Call PBG we can help! Nonprofit organization. Toll-free: 1-866-887-7283. (AAN CAN)

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BODYTEK MASSAGE: $35/hr. or $50/1.5 hrs. Sliding scale rates available and first-time clients may choose $25/hr. session. Don’t let cost deter you from a healthy and vibrant body/mind. Call Jim, 878-3176. GREEN GODDESS HEALING: Combines Japanese Shiatsu and Western massage for a deep-tissue treatment, easing pain, reducing stress. Reflexology/ Reiki treatments avail. Burlington. Kristin, 862-8806 x 2. LOVINGKINDNESS MASSAGE THERAPY: Specializing in deep relief for back, neck and shoulders using Swedish, Triggerpoint, Reflexology and Healing Touch in a unique combination for your personal needs. Near downtown Burlington. Call Beth, CMT, 324-7440. STIMULATING, RECREATIONAL MASSAGE: By athletic, ChineseAmerican. Deep-tissue acupressure that revitalizes, releases and rejuvenates your body and mind. Discount for students and athletes. Roy, 660-0903.

WELCOME NEW STUDENTS! Take a break from 1st semester jitters and soak in the comfort of a soothing and effective massage from Dual Divinity. Renew your motivation and de-stress. $15 off to new students. 7 days a week, 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. 8652484. Therapeutic only, certified massage therapists.

4 personal training PERSONAL TRAINER: In the privacy of your home or office. Let us come to you. Lose weight, gain strength. Call for your FREE consultation. Michael Sirois, ACE Certified Personal Trainer. 802-318-6477.

4 psychotherapy BARBARA L. KESTER, Ph.D., Licensed Psychologist-Doctorate. Burlington. Individual psychotherapy, family consultation, consultation with mental health professionals, support groups. Interactive, psychodynamic approach. General practice with particular interest in bereavement and divorce counseling and helping with concerns related to growing older/better. Current opening in a small support group for men and women over the age of 60 to explore issues relevant to this particular stage of life. Please call 657-3668 for further information. INTEGRATIVE COUNSELING: Combining traditional Westerntheory with Eastern-philosophy and energy work. Blakely Oakes, MS, LCMHC, Reiki Master. Pathways to Wellbeing, Burlington, VT. (802) 355-5122.

PSYCHODRAMA THERAPY GROUP forming in Cabot, Vermont. Every Wednesday, 10 a.m. - noon. Ten week commitment. $75/session, insurance coverage possible. Call Dr. Israel Helfand, 802-563-3063.

4 self-realization WOMEN’S PSYCHOTHERAPY: With Beth Lemaire-Jenkins, MS, LCMHC. Strengthen your individual voice via traditional and expressive therapies. Using art, imagery and journaling, create rich new relationship patterns and discover new understandings by accessing your inherent wisdom. Call 655-0585 for further info.

4 space for rent BURLINGTON: Acupuncturist seeking massage therapist or other body worker(s) to share full or part-time office space in Chace Mill. Price neg. Large office w/plenty of parking. 310-7624. BURLINGTON: Looking for massage therapist to rent part-time 1.5 days in established holistic healthcare center. Convenient downtown location. Beautiful, light space. Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2, ask for Kristin. BURLINGTON: Room for rent for holistic therapy in wellness center near downtown. Part-time holistic healer sought for beautiful room to compliment our practice. Please call Discover Chiropractic and Wellness Center at 802-951-5700, if interested. PSYCHOTHERAPIST: Wanted to share office space in St. Albans. Steady referral base, central location, low overhead. Resumé and calls to 527-7494.

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HYPNOSIS. YES. IT WORKS. Effective for smoking cessation, weight loss, hypnobirthing, stress management and more! Call Kristin Watson, Certified Hypnotherapist, at Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2.

4 massage A HEALING TOUCH Swedish massage. Relax deeply and receive all the benefits of an experienced, caring therapist. Gentle or deep pressure, depending on your needs. $50/1.15 hrs. Sierra-Maria Magdalena. 862-4677, 306 So. Union St., Burlington. A MASSAGE for tension, tightness, or stress relief. Relaxation, Deep Tissue, or Thai Massage. Brendan Hart, Nationally Certified MT. Pathways to Well Being, Burlington. 238-7213.

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TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): Even if you’re not a jazz fan, you’ll thrive in the coming week by using a modus operandi that resembles jazz. I suggest, therefore, that you improvise frequently. Experiment with intricate, strong and playful rhythms. Infuse your yearning for freedom with humor. For further insight about how to proceed, meditate on the following clues from three jazz greats. Ornette Coleman: “Jazz is the only music in which the same note can be played night after night but differently each time.” John Coltrane: “You can play a shoestring if you’re sincere.” Miles Davis: “Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there.”

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): One of my best teachers always referred to himself as an unteacher. “My goal is to strip away your certainties,” he said, “so you can be alert to how mysterious life actually is.” He didn’t want to fill me up with a load of fixed ideas, in other words, but rather encourage me to cultivate the habit of questioning everything. I wish I could perform the same service for

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you, Gemini, especially now that you’re becoming more receptive to the naked truth. I’d like to help you understand that in order to fall deeply in love with the world’s messy beauty, you need to be able to gaze upon it as if it were just created a moment ago. (P.S. As psychotherapist Robert Augustus Masters says, the truth cannot be rehearsed.)

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Young rock bands often do cover tunes, copies of songs originally performed by well-known musicians they admire. Art teachers sometimes give their students the assignment of reproducing the great paintings of the old masters. To take maximum advantage of the current astrological influences, I suggest you use this strategy in your own unique way, Cancerian. Pick a hero, either dead or alive, either famous or unsung, whose approach to life you admire. Find out as much as you can about that person, and then engage in a flurry of imitation. Dress, talk, think and dream like your hero. In every situation you’re in, ask yourself what he or she would do. Have imaginary conversations, fantasize abundantly and move through your days and nights as if you are that person.

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s sowing time, Virgo. Seeds you plant in the coming days will grow into the crop you will ultimately harvest in July 2005. If you think big, those seeds will also figure prominently in blooms that won’t fully ripen until the latter part of 2015 and the first nine months of 2016. I suppose it’s possible you’ll get freaked out by the pressure and pretend you don’t have the awesome power I’m telling you that you have. In that case, you’ll distract yourself with a thousand and one trivial concerns and let blind fate do the seed planting for you. But I don’t recommend that approach. I’d love for you to get excited as you contemplate what you want to be doing 12 years from now.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “I lost the plot for a while,” says a character in Nick Hornby’s novel, High Fidelity. “And I lost the subplot, the script, the soundtrack, the intermission, the popcorn, the credits and the exit sign.” I’m betting you could have said something like that recently, Libra. The story of your life seemed to have been whisked out from under you and banished to the wilderness on the outskirts of limbo, where the wasteland meets no man’s land. That’s the bad news. The good news is that, while you may never recover the plot you started with, you’ll soon find a brandnew one that’s better than the original.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “The conversation didn’t get interesting until the end, after we ran out of

things to say.” Blogger Michael Barrish (www.oblivio.com) wrote that about a date he went on. I’d like to recommend it as your guiding principle in the coming week. Your assignment is to choose a person with whom you will talk and talk and talk until you are all talked out. At that point, though, you won’t run along to your next appointments, but will dwell in the awkwardness as long as it takes for you to stumble upon a new way of being together. Furthermore, Scorpio, I urge you to apply this approach in as many other ways as you can imagine. Hang out in the pregnant silences on the other side of the climaxes.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Physicists have been on a roll for the last hundred years. Beginning with Einstein’s theory of relativity in 1905, they’ve uncovered secrets of the cosmos that would have seemed like magic to 19th-century scientists. Yet they still haven’t found their Holy Grail — the “Theory of Everything” that would tie together all their discoveries and, in the words of Stephen Hawkings, allow them to “read the mind of God.” According to my understanding of the astrological omens, you Sagittarians have been on a similar ride in the past 12 months. You’ve gathered tantalizing clues to the greatest mysteries of your life, but have not tracked down your personal Theory of Everything. That could change in the coming weeks, though. You’re closer to the Grail than you’ve ever been.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan. 19): Your immediate future reminds me of the Buddhist monks I saw beaming child-like smiles and

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waving their arms exuberantly as they rode the rollercoaster at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. Why? Because I believe that whatever discipline and devotion you have brought to your spiritual work in the past year will soon be rewarded, probably with a thrilling ride that dissolves obstacles or a soaring adventure that breaks down inhibitions.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): During a six-year period of his life, music composer Johann Sebastian Bach created an average of one cantata every single week. In the coming days, you could be that prolific in your own chosen field, Aquarius. The creative juices should be flowing through you like a tidal wave; your ability to dream up fresh solutions to nagging puzzles should be at a peak. If for some reason none of what I’m saying seems to be true, it means you need to stop what you’re doing, go sit under a tree, and listen more attentively to your fantasies.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): To achieve your dreams, writes Chuck Klosterman in Esquire, you shouldn’t obsess on cultivating allies. The two most important characters in the life of any successful human, he says, are a nemesis and an archenemy. While I don’t wholeheartedly endorse this exaggerated position, Pisces, I do recommend it now for your temporary use. Nothing will sharpen your wits so much in the coming weeks as competitors and people who don’t agree with you. They will be catalysts who’ll provide you with all the motivation you need to leap to the next level of excellence.

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BARRE: 2-bedroom apt. 2ndfloor, 7 rooms, W/D hookup, garage. Heat incl. $825/mo. 802-859-3447. BRISTOL: New efficiency, 25 mins. to South Burlington. $500/mo., incl. cable/heat/elec. Call 453-5954. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, upstairs apt. in quiet neighborhood. Close to town/waterfront/ Battery Park/bike path. NS. Cats OK. Avail. 10/1. $650/mo. + utils. + dep. 660-4775. BURLINGTON: 1304 North Ave. 2 large 2-bedroom apt. Porches,

parking, gas heat. $775/mo. +. 878-3953. BURLINGTON: 1819 North Ave. 4-bedroom, 1-bath single family home. Close to bike path/shopping. On bus line, W/D hookups, yard, off-street parking. $1500/ mo. Avail. 9/1. 434-2827. BURLINGTON: 2 and 3-bedroom apts. 5 min. walk to Church St. 3bedroom, newly renovated w/high ceilings. Avail. 9/15. $1250/mo. + utils. 2-bedroom avail. 10/1. $850/mo. + utils. 598-1943. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2ndfloor in owner-occupied duplex. Quiet. 207 Park St. NS/no pets. $900/mo. incl. heat/hot water, parking. 865-1794. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. Sunny and spacious. Quiet Hill section neighborhood. Great lake and ADK views. Wood floors. W/D on site. Avail. immediately. $1200/mo. 578-9093. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath, 76 Ethan Allen Parkway. Near parks/beaches/ shopping. Avail. 9/15. $830/mo. +. Very economical heat. NS/no pets. 862-4483.

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BURLINGTON: 204 South Union. The finest 3-bedroom in town. 3bath, 3 fireplaces, hdwd, central A/C, central vac, laundry, security, storage, parking, yard. $2000/mo. + utils. 879-4369. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt., roomy. Ward St. Off-street parking, W/D, gas heat, fenced-in yard. Pets OK. Avail. 10/1. $1200/mo. +. David, 734-1050. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom condo, Riverwatch, new wood floors/carpeting. Avail. immediately. Lease option possible. $1485/mo. heat/hot water/undergroundparking/pool/secure elevator incl. 802-324-6593, Pete. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom townhouse-style apt. 1.5-bath, W/D hookup. Quiet neighborhood. No pets. $1200/mo. + utils. 373-8048. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom, 2.5bath house in Lakewood Estates. Raised ranch w/2-car garage, deck, fireplace, in quiet neighborhood. $1600/mo. + utils. + dep. NS, pets neg. Call Sundance Services, 893-2348. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house w/garage, closed-in front porch, small back yard, gas heat/hot water. W/D in full-floored basement. Complete renovation underway. New hdwd, new kitchen tile/carpeting/vinyl windows/paint throughout/counter tops. No dogs. Other pets/smoking neg. Less than 1 mile from Fletcher Allen/UVM. On bus route. Lease + dep. req. $1600/mo. + utils. Avail. 9/15 or 10/1. 658-9451 or williep@gardeners.com. BURLINGTON: Beautiful 2-bedroom apt. for rent, close to downtown Burlington! $900/mo. + heat incl. Call Dave, 860-9587. BURLINGTON: Beautiful Redrocks townhouse condo. 4-bedroom, 3.5-bath incl. jacuzzi. Mins. from UVM/downtown. Open floor plan. Large rooms. Skylights, great deck, garage, some lake views. Avail. immediately. $2100/mo. Call 513615-1858 or www.temmltd.com. BURLINGTON: Charming, antique carriage house seeks responsible persons for winter occupancy. Quiet New North End location. Close to town/bike path/lake. Furnished 2-bedroom, 2.5-bath, gas heat. TV/ceiling fans in living room/bedrooms. W/D. Spend a cozy winter w/me. $1200/mo. + utils. 802-658-8362.

BURLINGTON: Downtown 2-bedroom apt. Excellent condition, parking avail. Great location, lake view, located on Battery Park. Avail. 10/1. 476-4071. BURLINGTON: Downtown, pristine 1-bedroom w/parking. $950/mo. +. Party-hardy $900/mo., heated South End 1-bedroom w/parking, $675/mo. North End, quiet 1-bedroom $650/mo. +. No dogs, lease req. Red E Rental office, 138 Church St. 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Fabulous Hill section oversized 2-bedroom. Hdwd, fireplace, gas heat, kitchen, private porch, off-street parking. $1450/mo. + utils. Avail. 9/15. 310-4205. BURLINGTON: Hyde St. Large 12 bedroom. Eat-in kitchen, living room, 2-porches, yard, 9’ ceilings. Walking distance to town. N/S/no pets. Off-street parking, garage, storage avail. Lease + refs. + dep. $850/mo. + utils. Avail. 12/4. Call 201-206-8702. BURLINGTON: Hyde St. Spacious 4-5 bedroom, living room, dining room, eat-in kitchen, 2-porches, yard, 9’ ceilings. Walking distance to town. NS/no pets. Off-street parking, garage, storage avail. Lease + refs + dep. $1800/mo. + utils. Avail. 10/1. Call 201-206-8702. BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom apt. W/D. Off-street parking. No pets. $850/mo. + utils. Avail. 10/1. 355-8491. BURLINGTON: Large, sunny 3bedroom apt. 1st-floor, downtown, yard, gas heat/stove, fullbasement. No pets. Smoking outside. Avail. now. $1380/mo. + utils. 862-4584. BURLINGTON: New North End, 33 Staniford, immaculate 3-bedroom house w/full basement, owner-occupied since new, modern appliances incl. W/D, yard. $1350/mo. + utils. No dogs, refs. req. Red E Rentals office, 138 Church St. 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Pine St. 3-bedroom, hdwd, 1000 + sq. ft. Close to downtown. No pets. Gas heat/hot water. Avail. 10/1. $1100/mo. Steven, 865-2114. BURLINGTON: Sunny 2-bedroom apt, convenient to downtown. 1stfloor, hdwd, large kitchen, 2-parking spaces, 1 in carport. Shortterm, Nov.- April. Avail. 11/1. $825/mo. + utils. 862-6717.

BURLINGTON: Sunny 3-4 bedroom, off-street parking, 3-season porch, recently updated kitchen, pets neg. NS. Refs. req. $1300/mo. Please call 864-4838 or 355-3116. BURLINGTON: Two apts. in Old North End. 1-bedroom, $600/mo. 2-bedroom, $900/mo. Both: hdwd, off-street parking, porch, NS/no pets. Call 899-5593. BURLINGTON: Very small studio, newly renovated w/wood and tile floors and new cabinets. $460/mo. + utils. 324-6593. CHARLOTTE: 1-bedroom apt. Convenient northeast Charlotte. Views, gardens and riverside trails. Private fieldstone patio entry. Seeking quiet, NS/no pets. $725/ mo. incl. utils. Call 734-1584. CHARLOTTE: Large 1-bedroom garage apt. Vaulted ceilings, walk to beach. $950/mo. incl. utils. + cable. Call 864-9899, ext. 1. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom, 1.5bath duplex. Full-basement, garage, fenced yard, W/D. $1200/mo. 482-3137. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom condo, open floor plan, galley kitchen, 1-car garage, finished basement w/wood stove, end unit, quiet street off Williams Rd. $900/mo. + utils. Call Sundance Services, 893-2348. COLCHESTER: Avail. now. Pine Island Rd. $1250/mo. 2-bedroom house. Excellent condition, country setting, hdwd. NS/no pets. Neville Companies Inc. 660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com. COLCHESTER: Avail. now. Pine Island Rd. $1250/mo. 2-bedroom house, excellent condition, country setting, hdwd. Pets OK w/refs. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com. COLCHESTER: Fort Ethan Allen. Beautiful, large 2-bedroom condo. Approx. 1400 sq. ft. 2-levels, 1.5bath. W/D. Quiet, plenty of parking. No pets. Lease. Avail. 10/1. $1250/mo. + utils. Jay, 863-4070, leave message. COLCHESTER: Fully furnished, beautifully decorated 2-bedroom house, lake access and views on Porters Point. Recently renovated and decorated, avail. immediately, through 6/30. $1500/mo. + utils. NS, pets neg. Call Sundance Services, 893-2348. COLCHESTER: Rarely avail. Sunderland Woods townhouse. 2bedroom, 1.5-bath. New W/D.

Car-port, pool, tennis, etc. NS. Must see. Avail. 10/1. $1050/mo. + utils. Lease. 802-654-4500 ext. 277 or jbennett@coburnus.com. ESSEX JUNCTION: Near IBM, quiet, clean, very private, fully furnished 2-bedroom apt. NS/no pets. Refs. 879-3226. ESSEX: Large 4-bedroom house in Pinewood Manor neighborhood. Incl. office, 3-baths, dining room, large kitchen and living room, family room. 2400 sq. ft. Pets negotiable. Economical heating. $1590/mo. + utils. 878-6493. GEORGIA: Lakefront 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath house, custom-built home, fireplace, propane heat, very efficient, deck, screened porch, 1-car garage, great location. $1800/mo. NS, pets neg. Avail. immediately. Call Sundance Services, 893-2348 HINESBURG: 1+bedroom studio apt. Beautiful, country-setting, partially furnished. Heat/power incl. $850/mo. 482-3137. HINESBURG: Avail. 10/1 or sooner. Rt. 116. 2-bedroom, 1stfloor, Large unit, new carpet, new kitchen. $795/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com. HINESBURG: Avail 9/15. Rt. 116. 2-bedroom, 1st-floor. $795/mo. Large unit, new carpet, new kitchen. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com. JERICHO: 1-bedroom. $650/mo. + partial utils. NS/no pets. 899-3441. JERICHO: Near Richmond. Only 4 miles from the Interstate. Huckleberry Hill Condos. Newly built two level duplex condo on 4 acres. 2-3 bedrooms, 2-baths, open-floor plan on 1st-floor, cathedral ceiling, hdwd, pantry, W/D, deck, fullbasement. $1500/mo. + utils. + sec. 899-3101. JERICHO/RICHMOND: Town line, only 4 miles from the Interstate. Cute 2-bedroom apt. Cathedral ceiling, little loft for storage, new kitchen floor, newly painted, in rural setting. $800/mo. + utils. Pets OK w/dep. 899-3101. MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath duplex, full basement, large eatin kitchen, private yard, pets neg. $800/mo. + utils. + dep. 2 miles off exit 17. Call Sundance Services 893-2348.

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BURLINGTON: 139 Elmwood Ave. Approx. 500 sq. ft. Close to downtown, electric heat. $400/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. OFFICE CONDO FOR SALE: Beautiful, tasteful, 2000 sq. ft. sub-dividable space w/hdwd, seasonal lake views, central vac, elevator and ample parking. Outdoor activities at your finger tips; boating, biking, cross-country skiing. Why rent when you can buy? $149,000, Colchester. Call 524-9303.

MONTPELIER: 2-bedroom, newly renovated, W/D, D/W, deck, sunny. Close to downtown. NS. $775/mo. + heat + elec. + lease. 272-7399. MONTPELIER: Newly renovated 3-bedroom, 2-bath apt. Sunny, porches, W/D hookup, 2 livingrooms and dining room. $1150/ mo. Trash/water/sewer/heat/snow removal/parking incl. No pets. Prime location. Avail. 10/1. 229-0228. RICHMOND: 2-bedroom w/porch, laundry facilities. $850/mo. + sec. Heat/hot water incl. NS/no pets. Avail. 10/1. 985-4089. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5- bath condo near Oakledge park/ bike path. W/D, tennis/pool, parking, NS. $1100/mo. +. Avail. 11/1. 864-9980. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2-bath, secure building w/underground parking. Fully applianced, incl. W/D, A/C. Heat/hot water incl. in rent. $1100/mo. Call Lee, 655-3333, ext. 49. RE/MAX North. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5 baths.

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Great location, washer/dryer. No pets/smoking. $1200/mo. + utils. Avail now. David, 802-985-3303. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Beautiful and unique 3-bedroom, end unit Stonehedge townhouse, great location. 2.5-bath, decks, W/D, microwave, carport, tennis/pool. NS/no dogs. Avail. immediately. Lease + refs. + dep. $1300/mo. + utils. 482-2394. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Charming Queen City Park 2-bedroom house, 1-bath. W/D, D/W, wood floors, great neighborhood, gorgeous deck. No pets. $1500/mo. + utils. 864-3726, evenings. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Stonehedge. Great 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath townhouse. W/D, car port, adjacent to park. Avail. Sept./Oct. $1300/mo. 802-860-3923. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Sugartree Lane. 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5bath, W/D, carport w/storage. No pets. $1025/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. SOUTH HERO: Desirable West Shore Rd. Lake access. 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath log cabin. All appliances incl., W/D, front porch, yard, 1-car garage, 5 min.

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1857 or psmeraldo@hotmail.com. VERGENNES: 2-bedroom apt. Hdwd, sun-porch, no pets. Heat/ hot water incl. $735/mo. 985-5478. VERGENNES: Spacious and bright 1-2 bedroom w/mountain views. Central Main St. location, large porch, living room and enormous kitchen w/built-in cabinets and large closets/pantries. $800/mo. Avail. ASAP. 877-6879. VERGENNES: Sunny Main St. 1bedroom overlooking the park. Attached study, hdwd, high ceiling. $650/mo. + dep. Avail. ASAP. 877-6879. WESTFORD: Large, clean, unfurnished 1-bedroom apt. in private home. Quiet, secluded country. Private entrances, patio, rubbish removal, sat. TV, heated, shared laundry. $525/mo. + 1/2 elec. Dep. + refs. NS/drugs/pets. 879-1841. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom apt., neat and clean. Across from church. Off-street parking, on bus line. $750/mo. + utils. Call 233-5549 or 658-7914, evenings. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom, heat/hot water incl., parking, laundry, clean, near bus/university. NS/no pets. $715/mo. and $790/mo. 233-1150.

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&OR DETAILS VISIT WWW "#,4 NET WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom remodeled apt. Tile, hdwd, ceiling fan, D/W, sharp-looking. $850/mo. 655-0229. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, wood floors, tin ceilings, garage, fullbasement, great condition, W/D. Quiet neighborhood. $1100/mo. + utils. Call Lee, 655-3333 ext. 49. Re/Max North. WINOOSKI: 5 min. to UVM/St. Michaelâ€™s. Spacious, new carpet, freshly painted, very clean, bright, 3-bedroom, incl. heat/hot water, on bus line. $1150/mo. Parking, no pets. 878-8548.

WINOOSKI: 86 Mallets Bay Ave. 2-bedroom house, renovated and updated, W/D in basement, gas heat/hot water, front porch, 2level back deck. Cat OK. $850/ mo. + utils. Lease + sec. 3734123. WINOOSKI: Bright, sunny, large, modern 1-bedroom apt. Great location, economical gas heat, NS. $650/mo. + utils. Avail. 10/1. 425-2910.

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HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+BR. Steam-boat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-toceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres.

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PORT HENRY: Superb business opportunity! 1873 brick church converted to operating restaurant and pizzeria. 40 seat dining room, two full bars, special function room, complete with vaulted ceilings and stained glass windows. Sold with furnishings, inventory, etc. Also outlet for NYS Lottery/ Quick Draw. Must see! $179,900

WILLISTON: Completely remodeled 4BR home! Beech HW floors, tile, granite kitchen island, cherry cabinets, Anderson Windows, & more! $359,000

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PORT HENRY: Lovely 4BR vintage home with lakeviews. Stone construction, beautiful woodwork and fireplace enhance the Old World charm of this home. Formal DR with built-in credenza, French doors open to covered veranda. Detached barn would be ideal studio or convert to guest house. Just minutes from Champlain Bridge. $159,900 Realty Results 518-546-3000 â€˘ www.realty-results.com

CHARLOTTE: Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 georgian-style former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens. Foulsham Farms Real Estate 861-7537 â€˘ www.foulshamfarms.com

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COMMERCIAL/RESIDENTIAL NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724.

ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864. Large corner lot. 3+bedroom, 2-bath, 1.5story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802-723-4551.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. Additional info at www.picket fence preview.com. $315,000. 802-899-2727.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Twin Oaks. 2-bedroom, 1-bath. New carpet, new Pergo floors in kitchen/ dining room. Pool, carport, garden area. Asking $142,900. Call Eric, 363-4106.

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HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1full bath master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+-bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

BARRE CITY: Open house Saturday, September 18, 10 a.m. - noon, Sunday, September 19, 1-3 p.m. Exceptional colonial, 3+ bedroom, 1.5-bath, hdwd throughout, fireplace, formal dining room, bright and sunny. $159,500. John and Judy, 479-4121, barrecity home@yahoo.com.

SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3-bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized-lot, dog-friendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $298,000, motivated. 802-985-9827 or 802373-9169, ask for Franki.

MIDDLEBURY: Open house, Sat. 7/24. State of the art, 2400 sq.ft., 3-bedroom home w/spectacular views of the Adirondacks. Conveniently located 1-mile north of Middlebury on private drive, off route 7. Specs incl. 29 windows, French doors, bamboo floors, tile bath, stainless steel appliances, maple cabinets and soap-stone countertops. August completion. House located on Grandview Dr. On left if heading north, look for open house signs. For more info, call 307-690-5675.

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UNDER CONTRACT BURLINGTON: Green St. duplex. Recently painted, hdwd, large windows. 2-bedroom. Vacant September. 3bedroom occupied by professionals. Wiring, insulation updated, hard-wired smokes. Separate utils. W/D hook-ups. Plenty of parking. $269,900. Blake, (802)373-7435.

WATERBURY CTR.: Restored 3200 sq. ft., circa 1870s, former B&B. 4/5-bedroom, 2 LR, second-floor family room w/ skylights. Green-house dining area, cherry kitchen, new appliances. Gorgeous views. Mins. from Stowe, I-89. $349,000. Eric, 802-355-9213, ericparker. esq@verizon.net.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath condo offers easy living or excellent rents. Quietly tucked off Main St., 1.5 blocks to downtown, efficient, new carpet, parking, low expenses. Great investment at $129,500. 598-8578.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cozy 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath Cape. Open-floor plan, woodstove. Great family neighborhood. Open house, 8/1. 1-4 p.m. $215,000. 658-8577.

BURLINGTON: Appletree Point townhouse, sale by owner. Sunny end unit, new furnace, appliances, A/C. 3 bedrooms 3 baths, fireplace, private beach, pools, more $229,900. Call 865-6268.

BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com.

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HUNTINGTON: 1.1 acres on main road. Asking $124,900. Gorgeous views. Incl. single wide residence, partial basement, 2 car garage, dry well, septic, newly drilled well and many extras. 434-4539.

MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3,200 sq. ft. Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+-car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745.

MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, between exits 17 and 18, by Lake Arrowhead. Large offroad lot. Hdwd, wood stove, deck, partially finished basement w/room to grow. $154,900. 893-4331.

BURLINGTON: Duplex, 57 Intervale Ave. Completely updated and nice cash flow. 2-bedroom and snazzy studio w/certificates of compliance. $210,000. More info at www.TangoProperties.info. 865 8090.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, PORT HENRY, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, near-by golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate. Asking $795,000. 518-546-7456.

MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of well-maintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043.

BURLINGTON: Beautiful 1 and 3-bedroom duplex in the Old North End. Walk to work or school. Great tenants. Separate utils. Wonderful investment opportunity. $270,000. Katie and Brian, 434-3432.

CHARLOTTE Home. Lake access. $795,000. Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. 802-425-5250.

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WILLISTON: 2-bedroom house, large garage, high ceiling, Rinnai heat, organic garden, mature trees, .40 acre. Close to I-89. 10 mins. to downtown Burlington. $121,500. 872-0386

JEFFERSONVILLE: 32 acres, awesome views. End of road. Near Smuggler’s Notch or backcountry ski out your door. Improvements. Covenants. Owner financing. $289,000. 802-355-6998.

WEST GLOVER: 2-bedroom home, 11.97 acres, w/log shop/studio building w/ heat/electricity. Private, views of Mt. Mansfield. Established herb/perennial gardens. $159,000. For more info: www.vtliving.com/godfrey.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

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SPACEFINDER << 25B WINOOSKI: Cozy, bright 1-bedroom avail. now. Looking for quiet, responsible tenant. Large backyard, onsite composting, off-street parking, private deck. NS/no dogs. $650/mo. + utils. 865-0126. WINOOSKI: Duplex upstairs, large living room and kitchen. 3bedroom, heat/hot water incl. Located on 20 North St. $995/mo. Call John, 655-7030. WINOOSKI: Lovely Victorian, 2+bedroom, 1-mile from hospital/UVM. Parking, storage, garden. Avail. 10/1. $1000/mo. 849-9713. WINOOSKI: Sweet 2-bedroom apt. Nice neighborhood, 2-floors, basement storage, off-street parking, garden space, gas heat, W/D hookups. NS/no pets. Avail. 10/1. $900/mo. + utils. + dep. Call 878-7514.

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BURLINGTON: Downtown, Main St. Studio w/loft. $625/mo. + utils. Avail. now through December 31. 978-821-2258. BURLINGTON: Sublet 1-bedroom Colchester Ave. apt. Avail. November 2004-May 2005. Fully furnished, hdwd, eat-in kitchen, porch, off-street parking. Contact Kristin, 802-598-1266.

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ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling “lighthouse” home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/Adirondack Mountains. Beach/lake access. $425,000. Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 11/2 story 2-car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

GRAND ISLE: Charming farmhouse, 4+bedroom, dining room w/built-in hutch, kitchen w/breakfast bar, large living room, playroom and sunroom. All completely remodeled in 2000. A must see to appreciate! Open house Saturday and Sunday, September 11 and 12, 1-3 p.m. $198,500. 372-8464.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalettype home w/4-bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2- car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/ lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

BARRE CITY: Open house Saturday, September 18, 10 a.m. noon, Sunday, September 19, 1-3 p.m. Exceptional colonial, 3+ bedroom, 1.5-bath, hdwd throughout, fireplace, formal dining room, bright and sunny. $159,500. John and Judy, 4794121, barrecityhome@yahoo.com. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath condo offers easy living or excellent rents. Quietly tucked off Main St., 1.5 blocks to downtown, efficient, new carpet, parking, low expenses. Great investment at $129,500. 598-8578. BURLINGTON: Appletree Point townhouse, sale by owner. Sunny end unit, new furnace, appliances, A/C. 3-bedrooms, 3-baths, fireplace, private beach, pools, more. $229,900. Call 865-6268. BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com. BURLINGTON: Beautiful 1 and 3-bedroom duplex in the Old North End. Walk to work or school. Great tenants. Separate utils. Wonderful investment opportunity. $270,000. Katie and Brian, 434-3432. BURLINGTON: Green St. duplex. Recently painted, hdwd, large windows. 2-bedroom. Vacant September. 3-bedroom occupied by professionals. Wiring, insulation updated, hard-wired smokes. Separate utils. W/D hook-ups. Plenty of parking. $269,900. Blake, (802)373-7435. CHARLOTTE home: Lake access. $795,000. Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. 802-425-5250.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling “lighthouse” home with 1100 sq. ft. wraparound deck overlooking Lake Champlain/Adirondack Mountains. Beach/lake access. Addison, Vermont, $425,000, Bill and Shari 759-2985.

NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73-acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Peak Ski Area. Features include: laundry room, walk-out basement, mud room, office, cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, Hemlock floors and wrap around porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000. (802)326-3093.

COLCHESTER: Custom Timberframe Federal Colonial. 230 Brick Yard Rd. $579,000. Exclusive neighborhood, built 1998, 3.6-acres, 2500 sq. ft., 3- bedrooms, 2.5-baths, granite counters, slate and wide plank floors, exposed beams, Rumford fireplace, 9-foot ceilings, fir timber/mahogany deck with 8-person hot tub, extensive landscaping with stone walls and lighting, 2-car attached garage. 802-893-8647 or 802-578-2061. Email safezee@together.net.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/ basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287. ENOSBURG FALLS: Old Stagecoach Inn on the Boston Post Rd. 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, formal dining w/Rumford fireplace, hdwd, gorgeous woodwork, open staircase. New birch kitchen cabinets, new energyefficient windows, 2-car detached garage w/heated office. Large barn on 5+acres w/spring-fed swimming pond. Awesome mountain views, yet close to town. Asking $239,900. (802) 933-6989. ESSEX JCT.: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. w/finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2.5-3.5 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, W/D upstairs, x-large master bedroom and closet. Master bath w/jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color and appliances. $285,000. 878-2880. FOR SALE: A 1996 Claridge, Skyline 3-bedroom, 2-bath mobile home in excellent condition, located in a Berlin mobile home park in Berlin, Vermont. W/D, stove, A/C, refrigerator, window treatments. Asking $34,500. Reason for selling: relocating. 802-229-2366. GRAND ISLE: Charming farmhouse, 4+ bedroom, dining room w/built-in hutch, kitchen w/breakfast bar, large living room, playroom and sunroom. All completely remodeled in 2000. A must see to

IDEAL CONDO: FULLY DETACHED BURLINGTON NORTH END HOUSE: Renovated 1890’s 3-bedroom house occupies same property w/another separate home. Condo arrangement resembles private home ownership. Upstairs: 2-bedrooms, bathroom. Downstairs: eat-in kitchen, W/D hook-up, living room, bedroom/den/ office. Private back yard. Dry basement. Many improvements. Newly painted. $155,000. 425-3551.

WILLISTON: Charming 3-bedroom townhouse in Taft Farm Village. Approx. 1200 sq. ft. w/1-bath. Home has tile, vinyl and wood-work throughout. Economical gas heat/hot water including a beautiful fireplace. Attached one-car garage w/storage. Pool, b-ball court and playground! $192,000. Ken or Jennifer, 233-0869. kenballard@spherion.com.

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbay lakefront.com.

appreciate! Open house Saturday and Sunday, September 11 and 12, 1-3 p.m. $198,500. 372-8464. HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+bedroom. Steamboat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-to-ceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537. HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1-full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1-full bath, master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583. IDEAL CONDO: FULLY DETACHED BURLINGTON NORTH END HOUSE: Renovated 1890’s 3-bedroom house occupies same property w/another separate home. Condo arrangement resembles private home ownership. Upstairs: 2-bedrooms, bathroom. Downstairs: eat-in kitchen, W/D hook-up, living room, bedroom/den/office. Private back yard. Dry basement. Many improvements. Newly painted. $155,000. 425-3551. ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864. Large corner lot. 3+bedroom, 2bath, 1.5-story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802-723-4551. JEFFERSONVILLE: 32 acres, awesome views. End of road. Near Smuggler’s Notch or backcountry ski out your door. Improvements. Covenants. Owner financing. $289,000. 802-355-6998. JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalettype home w/4-bedrooms, 2baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com. LAKE CHAMPLAIN, PORT HENRY, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, nearby golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate. Asking $795,000. 518-546-7456.

BURLINGTON: Duplex for sale. #7 Poplar St. 1-bedroom and 2-bedroom units. Custom-interior w/tile work, vintage floors, skylights. Fully updated electrical. Solid building w/full-basement and garage. Asking $225,000. 363-8704.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. with finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 - 3 1/2 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, washer & dryer upstairs, xlarge master bedroom and closet. Master bath with jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color & appliances. $285,000. 878-2880.

New Homes Coming Soon: The following newly-constructed properties will be offered for sale by BCLT. Some units are expected to be completed this fall; some will be built later in the year. Prices will range from $170,000-$200,000 before a grant. Grants for eligible buyers will reduce these prices by approximately $20,000. All details are subject to change. • JERICHO: two 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath "single family attached" homes. The homes will not share walls but will be connected by a carport. • ST. ALBANS: five 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath single family homes, with full basements, in St. Albans City. • SWANTON: at least four, and up to eight 3-bedroom, 2-bath single family homes. • SHELBURNE: at least ten 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath townhomes, with garages. • BURLINGTON: One 3-bedroom, 2-bath home in the Old North End. Contact Brandy @ 864-2620 for more information. Check www.getahome.org for updates.

City’s Edge South Burlington's newest 60-unit condominium project. Grants ranging from $15,000 to $45,000 are available depending on household income, size and unit type.

Call Kirsten 660-0644 www.getahome.org RE/MAX North Professionals

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylakefront.com. MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3200 sq. ft. Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out

NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, waterfront, lake views. Many recent improvements incl. hdwd, roof, kitchen, water-heater, Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient windows. Large deck. $187,900. 598-7919.

WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of living space in this 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard. Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

basement. 3-level deck, 2+car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745. MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, between exits 17 and 18, by Lake Arrowhead. Large off-road lot. Hdwd, wood stove, deck, partially finished basement w/room to grow. $154,900. 893-4331.

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SHELBURNE: Hillside ranch in the heart of Shelburne Village, quiet cul-de-sac, close to stores/school. 2240 sq. ft, full finished basement. 4-bedrooms, 2 fireplaces, family room, deck, garage, workshops, hdwd, 1.5 baths, ceiling fan, all kitchen appliances. $229,900. 9853936 or 238-1551

ENOSBURG FALLS: Old Stage-coach Inn on the Boston Post Rd. 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, formal dining w/Rumford fireplace, hdwd, gorgeous woodwork, open staircase. New birch kitchen cabinets, new energyefficient windows, 2-car detached garage w/heated office. Large barn on 5+acres w/spring-fed swimming pond. Awesome mountain views, yet close to town. Asking $239,900. (802) 933-6989.

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7D SPACEFINDER << 27B MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4-bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of wellmaintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043. MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 1-1/2 story 2-car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217. NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73-acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Peak Ski Area. Features include: laundry room, walk-out basement, mud room, office, cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, Hemlock floors and wrap-around porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000. (802)326-3093. NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724. NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, waterfront, lake views. Many recent improvements incl. hdwd, roof, kitchen, water-heater, Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient win-

FOR SALE: A 1996 Claridge, Skyline 3-bedroom, 2-bath mobile home in excellent condition, located in a Berlin mobile home park in Berlin, Vermont. W/D, stove, A/C, refrigerator, window-treatments. Asking $34,500. Reason for selling: relocating. 802-229-2366.

dows. Large deck. $187,900. 598-7919. OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646. SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617. SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dog-friendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $298,000, motivated. 802-985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Treetop condo, 2-bedroom + office. Large, open living space, gas heat, parquet floors. Many extras. 2nd-floor. 1200 sq. ft. Asking $162,000. 310-6763. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Twin Oaks. 2-bedroom, 1-bath. New carpet, new Pergo floors in kitchen/dining room. Pool, car-port, garden area. Asking $142,900. Call Eric, 363-4106. UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802-899-2727. Additional info at www.picketfencepreview.com. WATERBURY CTR.: Restored 3200 sq. ft., circa 1870s, former B & B. 4/5-bedroom, 2 LR, secondfloor family room w/skylights. Greenhouse dining area, cherry kitchen, new appliances. Gorgeous views. Mins. from Stowe, I-89. $349,000. Eric, 802-355-9213, ericparker.esq@verizon.net. WEST GLOVER: 2-bedroom home, 11.97 acres, w/log shop/studio building w/heat/electricity. Private, views of Mt. Mansfield. Established herb/perennial gardens. $159,000. For more info: www.vtliving.com/godfrey or call 802-525-9967. WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3-bedroom, Gambrel built, 1975. Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 3-bedrooms, 1.5-bath, updated septic and attached 3-season sunroom. Located 2 miles from Westford Village Green. 267

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WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3BR, Gambrel built, 1975. Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 1.5 bath, updated septic, attached 3 season sunroom. Located 2 mi. from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture, freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell! Price reduction. Make an offer, must sell. $160,000

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Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture & freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell! Price reduction, $160,000. Make an offer, must sell! D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641. WILLISTON: 2-bedroom house, high ceiling, Rinnai heat, organic garden, large garage, mature trees, .40 acre. Close to I-89. 10 mins. to downtown Burlington. $121,500. 872-0386. WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of living space in this 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard. Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

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HINESBURG: Nearly 4-acres wooded building lot on shared road w/walking access to Lake Iroquois. Permitting process and survey almost complete. Dowser has located a good well site. $115,000. Call Steve or Lisa, 482-6021. HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits. Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652. LINCOLN: Nice 1-acre lot across from the Green Mountain National Forest. Road frontage, power, septic plan avail. $52,000. Call 802-879-6578. WESTFORD/UNDERHILL: Hunting camp/wood lot. 86-acres. Professionally managed by forester. No electricity, need 4WD. Hilltop. Not good for permanent residence. $125,000. Call Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537.

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WEEKLY LODGING: Europeanstyle and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $200/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388 or 324-3291.

4 room for rent

BURLINGTON: Basement room. $285/mo. Avail. 10/1. 68A S. Willard St., located between Church St. & University. 1.5bath, fireplace, W/D, parking. Prefer F prof./student. No pets. Call 660-7172 or 598-7423. WINOOSKI: 2 spaces for rent to grads. Single large room, 14 x 17 for 1-person. Separate entrance, shared bath. $400/mo. Second space, 2-bedroom fully furnished. NS/no pets. Refs. $1000/mo. Avail. immediately. 847-7754 or 355-2228, #425 Alane.

4 vacation rental

STOWE: Fall foliage rental. Private mountain setting overlooking colorful views. Easy access to trails. All amenities. Daily, weekend, weekly. Some ski weeks still avail. 372-4581.

This lovely lakefront 2-bdrm home with an additional 2-3 bdrm cottage is within walking distance of the ferry. $290,000. Call 518-570-9593 or lise@duley-realtor.com

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scious F prof. seeks similar. W/D, balcony, parking. $400/mo. Avail. 10/1. Pets OK. 865-7178. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom house, downtown, 1.5-bath, walk to everything, W/D, gas heat, some parking, NS. Refs. $1375/mo. + utils. 865-0172. BURLINGTON: Apt. on Main St. 2-bedroom, 2-bath. $600/mo. incl. utils., except elec. F students only. Call Lydia, 505-6604216 or lyds1011@aol.com. BURLINGTON: Big bedroom avail. 10/1 in spacious 3-bedroom w/porch, workshop and more. Old North End. $395/mo. +utils. Call Max, 646-331-5699. BURLINGTON: Clarke St. 1-bedroom in 4-bedroom house w/3 other Fs. Close to Church St. and UVM. $425/mo. + utils., heat incl. 272-2988. BURLINGTON: Downtown. Mature feminist woman for cooperative, clean, beautiful house and garden. No messes, smoking, pets. $400/mo. +. Call 860-6828. BURLINGTON: Gay-friendly roommate needed to share 2bedroom house. Parking, near bus-line, W/D. $425/mo. + dep. + 1/2 utils. Avail. immediately. 658-0302. BURLINGTON: Laid-back creative types wanted for our funky downtown apt. Musicians, painters, writers, philosophers, freaks, etc. Avail. immediately or Oct 1. Sept. rent will be pro-rated. $395/mo. + dep. 861-2273. BURLINGTON: Park St. 2-bedroom apt. to share. Clean and comfortable surroundings for the right relaxed and responsible person. Laundry, cable, storage. $450/mo. for all. No security. Rick, 658-4774. BURLINGTON: Responsible F roommate wanted to share a cool, spacious, 3-bedroom apt. $273/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call 3631949, anytime. Avail. now. BURLINGTON: Roommate needed in 3-bedroom house on Hyde St. $400/mo. + utils. Bed can be provided if needed. Contact Kevin or Miles, 864-6896. BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted for sunny, 3-bedroom, 2ndfloor apt. Hdwd, porch, W/D, parking, walk to UVM/downtown. Good price. Grad studs/professionals pref. 865-9645. BURLINGTON: Seeking openminded M/F for 2-bedroom apt. near downtown. Independent, friendly, tidy preferred. Parking. NS/no pets. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. + dep. 863-4253, please leave message. BURLINGTON: Share beautiful 2bedroom Ledgewood condo w/F grad. student and her dog. Mins. from UVM/downtown. Walk to Oakledge Park/lake/bike path. Peaceful setting close to everything. $600/mo. + utils. 862-4944. BURLINGTON: Woman, boy, cat seek nonsmoking, friendly, responsible housemate. Sunny, homey atmosphere, hdwd, W/D, parking. Great location. Avail. now. $495/mo., incl. all but phone. 658-6108.

Home Sharing Independent elderly woman in Burlington seeks responsible person to share her home in exchange for assisting with light housekeeping and errands. Call HomeShare Vermont at (802) 863-0274 or visit www.HomeShareVermont.org EHO

Colchester Red Rocks Point $769,900. Two sandy beaches with 26+ acres to enjoy with this 2885 sq. ft. contemporary cape. Light and roomy home with large yard. 3 bedroom, 3 bath w/ 2 car garage and barn. Only 5 minutes from Exit 17. Subdivision potential. Motivated seller. Call Christie White 658-5555 x2117

ALL AREAS ROOMMATES.COM: Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit www.Room mates.com. (AAN CAN) BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. immediately! Beautiful, spacious 3-bedroom house w/2 prof. M. Fireplace, shared office/guest room, attic, basement, laundry, large yard. Close to downtown, UVM, hospital, I-89. $535/mo. + utils. 658-7422. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. in 2-bedroom condo. Sunny, end unit, quiet, close to UVM/hospital. Queer-friendly, socially con-

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CHARLOTTE: Housemate wanted to share country home w/us. Opportunity to barter childcare for partial rent. Sunny bedroom, views of lake/Adirondacks. Sorry, no pets. $400/mo. + 1/4 utils. + 1-mo. dep. 425-6212 or 8643672 x 1036. COLCHESTER: Near drive-in and P&C. Gay-friendly, cat-friendly F wanted to share 2-bedroom apt. w/ 30 YO NS, GPF. W/D, parking, cable, 1/2 Internet optional. $450/mo. + utils. + dep. Avail. immediately. Beth, 8649876 after 5:30.

Why Rent When You Can Co-op? 1-3 Bedroom Resident-involved Intentional community Secure and affordable Section 8 eligible Co-operative Housing Program of BCLT 179 South Winooski Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 862-6244 • TTY/TTD (802) 864-2526 website: www.bclt.net • email: coops@bclt.net

COLCHESTER: PF only to share quiet 2-bedroom apt. NS/no pets. W/D, yard, parking. $375/mo. + 1/2 utils. 864-4349. ESSEX JCT: Prof./grad F to share large, 4-bedroom house, 3full bath. W/D, pool, yard, nice location, NS only. No pets. $400/mo. incl. all utils and cable. 879-4226. ESSEX JCT: Prof/grad wanted to share 2-bedroom condo near outlets/cinema. Large bedroom w/private den/office. Pool, tennis, parking, laundry. No dogs/ smoking. $575/mo. + 1/2 utils. 879-3755. ESSEX JUNCTION: 1-room avail. in 3-bedroom apt. $333/mo. + utils. Pets negotiable. 373-1515. ESSEX JUNCTION: Looking for a prof./grad to share spacious 3bedroom duplex, W/D, parking, hdwd+ more. F pref. NS/no pets. Avail. now. $400/mo. +utils. 878-7679. FAIRFAX: Wonderful hideaway looking for additional inhabitant. Near great bakery, Smuggs, cross-country skiing out the back door, great road/mountain biking. $400/mo., negotiable. Call 734-0773. HINESBURG: Country home, 11 miles to U-Mall. Cable/Internet, W/D, small pets OK, student/ prof. Automotive or Internet entrepreneurs encouraged. 2 rooms avail. $550/mo. + dep. + 1/4 utils. 482-6461. HINESBURG: Farmhouse, beautiful location, porch, DSL, W/D. Looking for M/F, neat, clean and easygoing. $395/mo. + 1/4 utils. 578-2795. HYDE PARK: Looking for 1 person to share 3-bedroom furnished house. Will share extra bedroom as studio, etc. House is on 10-acres, very quiet, amazing views. Garage, W/D. $450/mo. + utils. Call 802-888-3072. MILTON: Prof/grad. student, mature, quiet. Own bath, sharedkitchen, multi-pet. NS/no alcohol. $400/mo. + utils. Dep. + refs. req. 893-8148. RICHMOND: Awesome house, setting and location. Share 3-bedroom, 2-bath home w/one person. Great open living space + finished basement, brook, garden, etc. $685/ mo. +utils. 244-8813, ext. 128. S. BURLINGTON: Share elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. home. Views, amenities, gardening, shop. Mature, active, fit, professional woman sought for long-term rent/buy co-housing options. 8643330, rick@rickhubbard.org. SHELBURNE/S. BURLINGTON: Share 1/2 of large 4-bedroom condo w/prof. Large, private suite w/full bath, own phone. Amenities, privacy. Avail. 9/1. $675/mo. +. 802-238-9107. SOUTH BURLINGTON: GM looking for prof. F/M to share 2-bedroom townhouse. W/D, parking, quiet neighborhood. NS/no pets. Avail. now. $500/mo. inclusive + phone. 658-2080. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Housemate wanted for spectacular condo. Minutes from UVM/FAHC/downtown. Private parking, trash, snow

removal, pool, tennis, deck, bike path. Fabulous x-country skiing. $650/mo. + utils. Stacie, 598-3920. WATERBURY: Share 2-bedroom condo, W/D, some storage. 30 min. to Sugarbush/Burlington. $475/mo. + 1/2 utils. 793-0982. WINOOSKI: Roommate needed to share spacious 3-bedroom apt. in converted mill bldg. Stone walls, 25 ft. ceilings, offstreet parking, large bathroom (w/sauna), pvt. yard, W/D, restaurant-grade kitchen. $500/mo. + utils. 802-272-1141. WINOOSKI: Seeking prof. M roommate, 25 +. Large 5-bedroom home. Avail. now. $350/mo. + 1/5 utils. Call Gypsy, 324-8829.

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BURLINGTON: Responsible, quiet prof./grad student to share pleasant Cape-style house in New North End. You get upstairs, 2-bedroom and 1-bath. Yard, W/D, parking. $450/mo. +utils. 864-7372.

4 unique situations

ADIRONDACKS Ideal for sabbatical/retreat/artistic work. Comfortable 2-bedroom A-Frame in beautiful, peaceful valley. Furnished and fully equipped. Paradox, NY. Lease from Fall-6/15. $425/mo. + utils. 518-585-2269, joenaomi@ bluemoo.net.

EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels he or she has encountered discrimination should contact the: HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092. (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800-416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

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802-658-1212 CHEVROLET CAVALIER LS, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/c, CD, ABS. 26,230 K. Best price, $9997. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. HONDA ACCORD,1996: LX, 70 K. Runs well. Has 2 new snow tires. $3000/OBO. Call Will, 310-5760. JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 1999: Black, 2-door. Very clean, runs great. 69.5 K. $7900. 658-7452. NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1995: XE 84 K, 4WD, black, 31” tires, CD, privacy glass, alloy wheels, tow package, roof rack, bike rack, great in snow! $4995. 985-1159. OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, CD, cruise. 21,787 K. Best price, $12,467. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SE, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, gray, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, ABS, CD. 23,694 K. Best price, $14,991. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2002: Sedan, 4-door, green, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, CD, ABS, sun roof. 24,309 K. Best price, $13,891. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, silver, auto, V6, FWD, A/C, ABS, CD. 19,942 K. Best price, $12,965. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, beige/tan, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD. 16,478 K. Best price, $12,883. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, red, auto, V6, FWD, A/C, CD, premium sound. 18,785 K. Best price, $12,983. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2002: Sedan, 4-door, red, V6, auto, FWD. A/C, cruise, ABS, traction control, sun roof. 38,881 K. Best price, $12,980. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, white, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, ABS, CD. 16,107 K. Best price, $15,872. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 2004: 2-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, premium sound. 30,024 K. Best price, $10,721. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2004: 4-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, roof rack. 20,018 K. Best price, $15,289. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. SAAB 9-3 SE HATCHBACK, 2002: 4-door, blue, 4-cyl., turbo, auto, FWD, A/C, ABS, moon roof, CD, cruise. 31,166 K. Best price, $16,970. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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SAAB 900S, 1995: 97 K, 4-door, 5-spd. Leather, pwr. windows/sunroof, 6-CD changer, perfect condition, Thule bike/ski rack, 4Nokian snows. $4900. 860-6421. SATURN SL2, 1996: 93 K. Gold, 4-door, auto, A/C, ABS, pwr. windows/locks, new muffler, just inspected. $2600/OBO. Call 5989321, leave message. SATURN WAGON, 1997: No rust, inspected, runs and looks good. 150 K. $1350/OBO. Call 879-2061. SR5 4RUNNER, 1991: 5-spd, 4WD, good condition, lots of new parts, auto locks and windows, CD player. $1900/OBO. 558-4093, Rob. TOYOTA COROLLA ALL-TRAC, 1992: 188 K. Manual, reliable, inspected until 2/05. 4 Copper snows, needs a clutch. $450/OBO. 318-5859. TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com 326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2)! Worth the drive! 802-223-3563. VW PASSAT GLS, 2003: Auto, tryptonic trans. Black w/metallic strip, tan-leather interior. 20 K, excellent condition, zero problems. Pwr. windows/locks/sunroof, CD player/tape deck, heatedseats. $20,499. Must see, call for an appointment! 802-999-5232.

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Essex Junction to Vergennes: Looking to share a commute to Goodrich. I work Mon-Fri from 7:30am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40939.

Save money this Spring and join a carpool today!

Burlington to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute from Burlington to National Life. I work Mon-Fri 7:30am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40928.

If you don’t see your route listed here, call 864-CCTA today and we’ll send you a FREE matchlist of commuters in your area. Join the NEW Richmond Park & Ride to Montpelier Vanpool today! Vanpool begins in Essex Junction, departs the Richmond P&R at 7:30am, then departs downtown Montpelier at 4:30pm. If interested, please ref # 40440.

Morrisville to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from approx. 7:30am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40963. South Burlington to Waterbury: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from 9am to 5pm, but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40924. Jeffersonville to Williston: Looking for a ride from Jeffersonville to Williston/Taft Corners. I work Mon-Fri from 7am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40920.

Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride. My hours are MonFri from 9am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40962. Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride to Bombardier. I work Mon-Fri from 8:30am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 142117. West Berlin to Waterbury Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 1-5:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 142176.

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GMC SONOMA EXTENDED CAB, 2003: Pewter, V6, auto, 4WD, third-door, cruise, CD, ABS, bed liner. 27,149 K. Best price, $16,965. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. TOYOTA SR5, 1993: Extendedcab, red, 5-spd, 4WD, Hakka snows, new summers on chrome rims. Needs some body work. 131 K. $2300. Evenings, 878-8752.

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DUCK HUNTER SPECIAL: 12foot aluminum row boat w/oars. Could use a touch-up. $250. 859-0840. WALDEN PASSAGE KAYAK w/rudder and front/rear storage. Paddle and rack attachments incl. $600. 253-5642.

FORD EXPLORER LIMITED, 1996: Fully loaded, tan, new brakes/tires/starter. Inspected. Very good condition. 144 K. $4000/OBO. 233-5913. JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LARADO, 2000: 4X4, Exc. condition, auto, A/C, color/champagne, 56K, $11,800. Call 888-3027. JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LIMITED SPORT UTILITY, 2001: 4door, white, auto, 4WD, A/C, CD, moon roof, roof rack, leather, premium sound. 35,396 K. Best price, $19,488. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. JEEP LOVERS! 1998 Jeep Cherokee Sport, 4x4, 4-door, pwr. windows/locks, A/C, tintedglass, alloy wheels, great condition. 115 K highway miles, KBB list, $7500. Selling price, $6000. Call Josh, 598-8198. NISSAN XTERRA SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, green, V6, auto, 4WD, A/C, roof rack, ABS, CD. 42,130 K. Best price, $15,894. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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CHEVROLET TRAILBLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, green, 6-cyl., auto, 4WD, LS, ABS, privacy glass, roof rack, CD. 26,865 K. Best price, $19,368. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

Brookfield to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7am-3pm. If you can help, please ref # 142201. Charlotte to Berlin: Looking to share a commute. I work Mon-Fri from 8am to 4:30pm with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 40946. Montpelier to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon and Thurs only from 8am to 5:15pm. If you can help, please ref # 142145. Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride. I work Fridays from 8am to 2pm. If you can help, please ref # 40961. Burlington to Middlebury: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40951.

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802-658-1212 PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILITY, 2001: 4-door, blue, V6, FWD, A/C, cruise, premium sound, ABS, roof rack, privacy glass. 43,228 K. Best price, 410,869. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILITY, 2004: 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, roof rack, CD, privacy glass. 10,746 K. Best price, $15,194. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2004: 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, CD, cruise, roof rack. 17,395 K. Best price, $18,827. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC MONTANA MINIVAN, 2004: 4-door, blue, auto, FWD, A/C, roof rack, privacy glass, roof rack. 10,293 K. Best price, $20,840. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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Plattsburgh to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM. I work Sat, Sun, Mon, Tues, from 7am to 7pm. If you can help, please ref # 40954.

Underhill to Burlington: Looking for a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40919.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride to Vermont Teddy Bear. I work Mon-Fri, 11am to 11pm. If you can help, please ref # 40938.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from 7:30am to 5:45pm. If you can help, please ref # 40940.

Williston to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride. Hours are MonFri from 6:30am to 3pm. If you can help, please reference 40921. Winooski to Williston Looking for a ride in the morning, Mon-Fri at 6:30am. If you can help, please ref # 40922. Williston to Montpelier: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm, but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40932.

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Cambridge to IBM: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40913. Burlington to St. Albans: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 9am to 3am. If you can help, please ref # 40929. Milton to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work 8am to 5pm, Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 40925. Barre City to Northfield: Looking for a ride one-way Mon-Fri at 6pm. If you can help, please ref # 140609.

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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT

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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT: Rock Point Advisors is looking for a team member with great organizational skills for our downtown Burlington office. This 32 to 40-hour/week position involves various duties including reception. Bookkeeping skills are a plus. PO Box 700, Burlington, VT 05402 or info@RockPointAdvisors.com. ART TEACHERS PT: Teach childrens’ drawing classes. 2-6 hrs/wk. Curriculum provided. Art background and classroom management skills req. Call 879-9ART. BRISTOL BAKERY is hiring for all positions. Full and part-time. Experienced bakers, counter people, delivery, etc. Fill out application at 14 Main St., Bristol, VT. CARPENTERS/CARPENTERS’ HELPERS: Experienced, transportation, great work environment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839. COOL TRAVEL JOB: Entry level positions, 18+, no exp. necessary. 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll-free, 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN) COSMETOLOGY INSTRUCTOR needed at O’Brien’s Training Center. Full-time. Excellent compensation and benefits package. Apply in person, 1475 Shelburne Rd., South Burlington, or fax resumé to 802-860-0230. Must have 5 years cosmo experience. DO YOU LOVE KIDS? Art, music and blowing bubbles? Get paid to play and sing! Teaching kids (05) and their parents how to have fun through play, music and art! Part-time 5-10 hours a week. Transportation req. $10/hour. Inquire at playandmusicvt @yahoo.com. 802-660-2474! DOGGIE DAYCARE now hiring! Athletic, hardworking individuals. Various positions. Apply in person. DOGGIE DAYCARE: Now hiring! Friendly, outgoing individual for front desk position. Full and parttime available. Apply within. DRIVERS AND MECHANICS: Class A & B CDL preferred, will train the right applicant. Fully integrated solid waste management company seeks hardworking, dependable people, competitive wages, life, health and dental insurance, 401k, safety bonuses, plus paid sick, holiday and vacation time. Apply in person. 1496 Redmond Road, Williston or 187 Palisades Park, Waterbury. 1-800981-5213, ext. 1. DRIVERS WITH LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464. EXOTIC DANCERS wanted for bachelor and bachelorette parties. No experience necessary. 658-1464. FRONT DESK POSITION AVAILABLE: Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays at waterfront men’s salon. Please call 598-4378. GOOD TIMES CAFÉ, Hinesburg: Looking for early a.m. prep/ dough. Looking for right person with great work ethic to join our terrific team. Call Chris 482-4444.

JS GARDEN DESIGN is looking for part-time landscape help. 865-9869. LEONARDO’S PIZZA has open positions for a manager trainee, delivery drivers, pizza makers and phone people. Apply at Leonardo’s Pizza, 1160 Williston Rd., South Burlington or 83 Pearl St., Burlington. NOW HIRING cooks, dishwashers, waitstaff and hosts for exciting new restaurant opening early October. 994 Route 100, Waterbury, next to 1st Choice Video. PAINTERS: Experienced, transportation, great work environment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839. RENTAL AGENTS: Flynn Avenue Self Storage is now open. Now hiring full and part-time rental agents. Send resumé to 199 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401. RESPONSIBLE, FEMALE caregiver needed to work awake overnights, 12 hr. shifts. Call HomeShare Vermont, (802) 863-0274 or visit www.homesharevermont.org. RETAIL PART-TIME: Sales, decorating advice. Retail experience needed. Some schedule flexibility. Tempo Home Furnishings, Essex. 879-2998. SOUTH BURLINGTON CATERER seeks a cheerful chef or chef wannabe with some experience for part-time work. Must be ultra-reliable, friendly and able to take direction. Call 862-6202, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. THE PITCHER INN in Warren is looking to fill the following positions: Housekeeper, full-time position. Breakfast chef and line cook, part-time position(s). Evening and breakfast wait and bar staff, parttime positions. Previous experience a benefit and available to work on weekends/holidays. Send resumés to: Luciana Nijdam, General Manager, The Pitcher Inn, P.O. Box 347, Warren VT. 05674, or drop in and fill out an application. WANTED: Advertising account representatives for new statewide publication. Commission-based. Wide open territories across Vermont and parts of New Hampshire. Experience preferred. Please email resumé to sale@ vermontguardian.com, or fax 802861-6388. No phone calls please.

4 research

MARIJUANA AND TOBACCO SMOKERS NEEDED for UVM research study! We need people who are smokers of both tobacco and marijuana. This is not a treatment study. Must be 18 years old. Compensation up to $775. Call 847-7897. All calls and participation confidential.

4 childcare

PART-TIME CHILDCARE NEEDED for 4-month old. 20 hours/ week in Burlington. Flexible schedule, previous experience with babies desired. Refs. req. Call Lisa, 864-9698 or 233-2854.

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4 business opps

Vermont Sandwich Company, Inc. Turn-key ownership opportunities available. Join our team of sandwich professionals. Excellent hours, excellent product — and best of all — own your own business! Call today: 1-866-637-9283. “The best place to pick up sandwiches” in and around Burlington. –National Geographic Explorer

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connect2apro.com/ jimmcgrath A TRAVEL JOB: I.S. placing, 12 new hires, over 18, travel USA with co-ed business group. $500 signing bonus. Call Diane, 1-877PAIDFUN (724-3386) toll-free. Start today. (AAN CAN) ALL CASH CANDY ROUTE! Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9995. 1-800-807-6525. (AAN CAN) BARTENDERS: Up to $1200/wk. Multiple positions in restaurants, bars, nightclubs and hotels. No experience req. FT/PT. Call 800806-0083 ext. 202. (AAN CAN). EARN $3500 WEEKLY! Answering surveys online! $25$75/survey! Guaranteed paychecks! Mystery shoppers needed! $57/hour shopping! Free grants! Receive $500,000-$800,000! www.RealCashPrograms.com (AAN CAN). FRUSTRATED? Learn how we have helped 1000s of frustrated individuals identify surprising business or franchise opportunities. Call Pat Burns at The Entrepreneur’s Source, 1-866-450-0077. GOVERNMENT JOBS: Earn $12 $48/hour. Avail. w/full medical/dental benefits and paid training on clerical, administrative, law enforcement, homeland security, wildlife, more! 1-800320-9353, ext. 2012. (AAN CAN) MEDIA MAKE-UP ARTISTS: Earn up to $500/day for TV, CD, videos, film, fashion. One-week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Brochure 310-364-0665 www.MediaMakeupArtists.com (AAN CAN). METAPHYSICAL BOOK AND GIFT STORE: Established 1989, downtown Middlebury. 388-7478 or 759-2985. NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 17 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or call AAN Classified Network at 202-822-1955. (AAN CAN).

4 lost & found

LOST CAT: Totally orange, missing from Charlotte St. (South End of Burlington) since 8/27. Please call 863-5881 if you’ve seen her! LOST KEYS! 8/19 at 1:30 p.m. Hallmark Store, University Mall. 1 Jeep key, 3 metal rings w/assorted smaller keys. Old leather and metal key ring w/no face. 989-8788. Please help! SANCHEZ IS MISSING! Very friendly, dark-brown Siamese male w/white paws. Church and Maple in Burlington. He lost his collar and now we lost him! Please call w/any info. 363-5084.

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ADOPT: A loving, married, financially secure couple will cherish your baby forever. Expenses paid. Ann and John, 1-800-989-6766. AMAZING NEW MANGOSTEEN. Over $1,000,000 in sales already. Easy, repeat business. Residual income w/free marketing website. Start today. Take online tour at www.BizXango.com. (AAN CAN). CASH NOW FOR structured settlements, annuities and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310. J.G. Wentworth means cash now for structured settlements. (AAN CAN) PARENTS/GRANDPARENTS have surgery for aortic aneurysm, 19992004 w/complications: bloodclots, stroke, paralysis, heart attack, hemorrhage, death! You may be entitled to money damages. James Rolshouse practices law in MN but associates throughout the U.S. 800-432-0341. (AAN CAN) PREGNANT AND ALONE? We can help! We provide solutions, not judgment. Free confidential consultation. Relocation and financial assistance avail. Adoption insight. 1-800-361-9333. (AAN CAN). PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? We can help! We specialize in matching families with birth-mothers nationwide. Toll-free, 24 hrs. a day. 866-9210565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN).

4 elder care

HOUSECLEANING: Environmentally responsible, avail. for Fletcher, Johnson, Fairfax and surrounding area. Weekly, bimonthly or monthly. Refs. avail. upon request. Please call Jessie, 644-8185. PET SITTER PLUS: Greater Burlington-area. Reliable. Reasonable rates. 324-1233. PROFESSIONAL CLEANING SERVICE: Experienced and reliable. Call Tammy at 233-0483 or Kelly at 233-9743.

4 computer svcs. “In-House”

COMPUTERS Repairs, Upgrades & More!

We make house calls!

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864-7470

A+ CERTIFIED COMPUTER REPAIR by excellent technicians. Low rates, fast turnaround. Refurbished computers available. ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23. COMPUTER REPAIRS AND UPGRADES: PCs, Macs, networking, web design, tutoring, digital graphics and audio editing. Competitive rates. Many references. House calls and inshop. Free quote, 864-7470 or in-housecomp@verizon.net.

4 art

ARTISTS/PHOTOGRAPHERS: Affordable Archival Fine Art Digital Print Making and Digital Photography copy services. Bring original artwork and get one FREE digital copy and one FREE 8x10 Gicleé print. Churchman Creative Services, 802-899-2200. churchman.inc@verizon.net.

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Our quality Care Management and Care Provider Services can support your efforts to help those you care for stay at home. Personal Care v Meals v Med Reminders v Transportation v Housekeeping v Rehabilitative Support Palliative Care v and more...

Call Carel or Patricia at 802-985-5097 email: HALSVT2@yahoo.com

4 entertainment

EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or funon-one show. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome. MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn up to $200-$600/day. Have fun as a movie extra. All looks, types and ages needed. TV, music videos, commercials, films and print. Extras on call. 1-800-260-3949, ext 3001. (AAN CAN).

4 professional svcs. BARTENDING SCHOOL of New England. Our school offers complete professional bartending training, national certification and job assistance both local and national. Visit us on the web at www.bartendingschool.com. FULL CHARGE BOOKKEEPER: A/P, A/R, payroll, Quickbooks, etc. 16-years experience. Call Lisa, 802-759-2078 or email rowell@madriver.com. GALAXY ENTERTAINMENT: The future in adult entertainment, today! Featuring hot college girls, horny housewives and more. Available now for your bachelor party or private function. 802-865-4244. New talent welcome.

WANTED: Motivated, creative person to help take a creative idea to a completed project. Must have a great, positive attitude. 899-3925.

4 pets

LAB/SHEPHERD MIX: 1.5 YO, neutered, shots, very energetic. Needs quiet home w/no kids or pets. 434-5076.

4 buy this stuff

ADCOM AMP AND PRE-AMP, GFP-345 and GFA-5300. Seldom used. $600 for both. 355-6998. EARTH-LITE MASSAGE TABLE: Avalon, portable massage table, sage-green. Comes w/head-cradle and black carrying-case and strap. Great condition, great deal: $400. Call 229-5996. FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM: Includes installation. 4 mo. free programming w/NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. Over 250 channels! Limited-time offer, S&H, restrictions apply. 1800-877-1251. (AAN CAN). MINIDV CAMERA: JVC GY DV500U, Fujinon lens, Century Wide-angle lens, Anton-Bauer 3 hr. battery and charger, power supply, flight case and PortaBrace case, Satchler Tripod with case. Low hours. $6500/OBO. 660-2754.

NEARLY NEW WALL-TO-WALL carpeting in great condition. Several colors and dimensions. Call for details. 434-4290. Best offer takes it! OAK MEADOW WALDORF-STYLE GRADE 1 homeschool curriculum. $245 new. Selling for $135. Shruti box, instrument from India for Kirtan. New, $130. 872-0386. PITNEY BOWES DF270 copier/ printer/fax machine. Used less than 1 year. Buy or take over lease. Call Ed, 878-6456, ext. 12. ROLAND VS-880EX 8-track digital recorder. Built-in effects and CD burner. $1000. Shure PSM 200 wireless ear monitors, brand new. $450/OBO. (802)893-7251.

4 furniture

LOVE SEAT: Excellent condition. 7 years old. Southwestern motif. $250. 660-2486, leave message. SIX-FOOT QUEEN SOFA-BED, end piece. Light beige. Cushions in excellent condition. $40. 8622449, evenings.

4 computers

G4iMAC 800Mhz/60GB HD/768mb RAM/15” flat panel screen/Apple Pro Speakers/ Combo drive. Excellent condition, original packaging and disks, warranteed until 2/15/05. $1050. 864-5801. MONITORS: 21” Hitachi, $100. 17” Princeton, $50. 13” ColorSync, $20. Old Performa (makes a decent typewriter/email machine), $10. Call 658-4267.

4 music for sale

PA SYSTEM, YAMAHA 12CHANNEL Mixer, dual Yamaha power-amps. in hard-shell cases. 3 Sherwin Vega speakers w/cords incl. Paid $3800 new. Package only, serious inquiries only. $2500/OBO. 343-6025.

4 music services

ARMAND MESSIER RECORDING STUDIO: 4-song studio demo for $500. Record, mix and master without the money clock ticking! Satisfaction guaranteed, call for details. 868-9900. www.recording vt.com. COSMIC HILL RECORDING: MIDI and production services. Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and production. Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 496-3166. Moretown, VT. QUESTION MARK PRODUCTIONS: Audio engineering/production, live sound, recording. 802-578-9356.

4 musicians wanted BASS GUITAR PLAYER WANTED for classic and female rock band. Desire to practice and play gigs. We’re ready to go and we rock. Call 482-3834 or 933-2162 or email gfrisch13@hotmail.com. LEAD GUITAR PLAYER WANTED: If you are an experienced lead guitar player, can play 50’s and 60’s rock ‘n’ roll, can practice in central VT, call Joe, 496-6520.

4 music instruct.

BANJO AND PEDAL STEEL LESSONS W/GORDON STONE: 25 years teaching experience. Recordings and live appearances w/Phish, Moe, Strangefolk and Chrome Cowboys. 863-4497 or www.gordonstone.com. CELTIC FIDDLE instruction with experienced dance band musician. All levels. Technique and style emphasized. Peter Macfarlane, 802-759-2268, petermac@gmavt.net. DRUMSET LESSONS at Advance Music. Focusing on technique, musical diversity, improvisation. All styles/levels. Caleb Bronz (Gordon Stone Band, Voice, Mighty Sam McClain, etc.). 238-1137. FUN PIANO LESSONS for all ages. Learn from a patient and experienced teacher. Andric Severance, 802-310-6042.

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GUITAR AND MANDOLIN: Instruction in jazz and bluegrass from Doug Perkins. Burlington and Central VT areas. (Jamie Masefield, Smokin’ Grass, Gordon Stone Trio, Grappa Boom). 802485-9664. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION: Relaxed yet disciplined arena. 20+ years experience. No-pretense environment fosters technique and creativity. Beginners welcome. Refs. avail. 802-877-3624. PRIVATE GUITAR INSTRUCTION in Essex Jct. Beginner to advanced. Many styles; sevenstring, electric, acoustic, bass. 872-8861. franky.andreas@ verizon.net. TABLA DRUMMING: Study the hand drumming of North India. Pvt. lessons and classes. All ages. Tabla rental and repair. Burlington and Montpelier. Gabe Halberg, 802-229-9926, www.tabla-vermont.com. VIOLIN LESSONS with Tom Charpentier. For all ages and abilities. Experience the joy of the four strings of the violin vibrating in harmony under your chin, right from the first lesson. Impossible you say, call today. Let me know that you saw this ad and receive your first lesson free. For more information, call Tom 434-4449.

4 legals

CITY OF BURLINGTON ORDINANCE 8.0 Sponsor: (Councilors Carleton, Ellis: Ordinance Com.) First reading: 05/10/04 Referred to: Ordinance Committee Second reading: 09/07/04 Action: adopted Date: 09/07/04 Published: 09/15/04 Effective: 10/06/04 In the Year Two Thousand Four An Ordinance in Relation to Animals and Fowl Use of Non-domesticated Animals for Public Display Prohibited It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That Chapter 5, Animals and Fowl, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by adding a new Sec. 5-6 thereto to read as follows: Sec. 5-6 Use of Non-domesticated Animals for Public Display Prohibited. (a) Purpose. This ordinance is intended to assist in the prevention of the mistreatment of non-domesticated animals used in any public display, to reduce risk of harm to the public from accidents and incidents involving such animals, and to reduce the public health risk associated with diseases and pathogens carried by such animals. (b) Definitions. (1) “Non-domesticated animals” are defined as Felidae (all wild cats and hybrids thereof), Ursidae (all bears), Proboscideae (all elephants), and Non-human Primates and Prosimians.

>NOT FOR KIDS> 18+ ONLY >NOT FOR KIDS>

(2) “Public Display” shall mean the exhibition, presentation or showing of live non-domesticated animals to the general public regardless of whether for profit, on a not-for-profit basis or without charge. (c) Prohibition: The public display of live non-domesticated animals within the corporate limits of the City is prohibited.

comment period, signed by at least twenty-five (25) residents from the Town of Williston, by the Town of Williston Selectboard by the Williston Planning Commission, by the Central Vermont Regional Planning Commission, or by an adjoining landowner or resident, is received by the Secretary no later than September 28, 2004.

*Material underlined added.

Copies of the Application and the Draft Certification are available for public inspection at the offices of the Town of Williston and at the SWMP by calling (802) 241-3484 during normal business hours. To request a public informational meeting and extension of the public comment period or to submit comments for this project, please contact Jeff Bourdeau, Solid Waste Management Program, 103 South Main Street, Waterbury, Vermont 05671-0407, Telephone 2413484.

PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, October 5, 2004, at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Application #CU-04-08 of Harry Bliss & Kelly Miller for conditional use approval under Section 14.10, Conditional Use Review of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations. Request is for permission to allow a 6’x8’ room and a 4’x6’ porch with stairs to encroach 10 feet beyond the limitation allowed under Section 3.06(J)2) of the Land Development Regulations, 5 Mayfair Street. 2. Final plat application #SD-0465 of Daniel & Elspeth Tolan and Veronique Dobson for a boundary line adjustment (minor subdivision) between 9 Tabor Place & 165 Holbrook Road. 3. Application #CU-04-09 of Merchants Bank for conditional use approval under Section 14.10 Conditional Use Review of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations. Request is for permission to exceed the 35 foot height limitation by 9.5 feet by installing two (2) energy recovery ventilators on the roof, 275 Kennedy Drive. 4. Preliminary plat application #SD-04-67 and final plat application #SD-04-68 of Mike Anderson to subdivide a 14.12 acre parcel into three (3) lots of 11.4 acres (lot #1), 1.36 acres (lot #2), and 1.36 acres (lot #3), 1600 Hinesburg Road. Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board September 15, 2004 PUBLIC NOTICE Vermont Agency of Natural Resources Department of Environmental Conservation Solid Waste Management Program (SWMP) All Cycle Waste, Inc. Transfer Station The public is hereby notified that the SWMP has reviewed the application for minor amendment of the All Cycle Waste, Inc. Transfer Station located at 220 Avenue B in Williston, Vermont in accordance with §6-305(b) of the Solid Waste Management Rules, effective 6/24/02 (“Rules”). The amendment request is seeking to increase the amount of solid waste accepted at the facility on a daily and annual basis. The SWMP determined that the application complies with the Rules and has developed a draft Certification. The SWMP intends to issue a final Certification on September 29, 2004 without convening a public informational meeting unless a written request for a public informational meeting and extension of the public

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. S747-04 CnC Argent Mortgage Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. John E. Gregory and Christine A. Gregory, Rice Memorial High School and Occupants residing at 31 Rivendell Drive, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: John E. Gregory You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Joshua B. Lobe, Esq., plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is P.O. Box 4493, 35 King Street, Burlington, Vermont 05406, an Answer to plaintiff’s Complaint in the above entitled action within forty-one (41) days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is November 1, 2004. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a). Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER NOR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the Complaint, or if you believe that you have a Counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney’s fee, you may ask the clerk of the Court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance. Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated July 2, 2003. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Essex at Volume 560, Page 616. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont.

LEGALS

7D SUPPORTGROUPSLEGALS

It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, John E. Gregory, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on September 20, 2004; September 27, 2004; and October 4, 2004 in the Seven Days. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendant at his address if his address is known. DATED at Burlington, Vermont this 9th day of September, 2004. /s/ Richard W. Norton Hon. Richard W. Norton, Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court JB1155-90

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confidential help line) 652-4636, Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. FREE WORKSHOP FOR SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL VIOLENCE: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center is offering a free workshop series called “Considering the Uses of Adversity: Self-Healing for Survivors of Sexual Violence.” This series, designed and facilitated by Gwen Evans, will run Tuesday evenings, October 5 through November 16. Info, 865-0555. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 78:30 p.m. Call Valerie, 655-9478. SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m. Call for location, 223-4111. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. ADD PARTNERS SUPPORT GROUP forming. Does your partner or spouse have ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)? Would love to get together and share experiences, support, challenges. Please contact addpartner@yahoo.com.

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WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DISORDERED EATING SUPPORT GROUP: Do you struggle with anorexia, bulimia, or binge eating? I am looking to start a support group to help others and myself in moving forward on the road to recovery. If you are interested in joining a new discussion/support group and are over 20 yrs, please email Jessica at jesslyn6@yahoo.com. Together we can make small steps forward to a more fulfilling lifestyle. DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. REIKI SUPPORT GROUP: July 18, 1-3 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. All levels of students and practitioners are welcome. For more info., contact Joan at 860-4673 or Lynn at 893-3064. WANTED: Fellow painters to get together bi-weekly for coffee and to discuss our work. Support each other’s creativity! Show your work. Meet at local downtown coffee shops. Call 6582976, if interested. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartver mont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free. Info, 479-0684. 12-step program designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental/emotional problems.

SELF-REALIZATION: Social/support group for like-minded people interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, transcendence and transformation. Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@together.net. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. WOMEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always! Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free! Let’s decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you? Anne, 861-6000. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103. ALS (LOU GEHRIG DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com. SMART RECOVERY: For info, contact Bob at 425-4058 or email carmody@madriver.com. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT group: Second Thursday of each month. McClure Multigenerational Center, 6-8 p.m. Those who have hepatitis, their friends and family members are welcome. 454-1316.

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CLASSIFIED 4EMPLOYMENT & BUSINESS OPP. LINE ADS: 75¢ a word. 4LEGALS: Starting at 35¢ a word. 4REAL ESTATE + WELLNESS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 50¢/word. 4REAL ESTATE PHOTO ADS: 25 + photo, $50, until it sells. 4LINE ADS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 50¢/word. 4DISPLAY ADS: $18.50/col. inch. 4ADULT ADS: $20/col. inch. All line ads must be prepaid. We take VISA, MASTERCARD & cash, of course.

Natural Resource Conservationist

Make Ice Cream! Waterbury, 2nd shift, $10.50/hour. Long-term, must have a great attitude & reliable transportation!

Driver/Merchandiser – Ice Cream Truck! Waterbury, $12/hour, long-term, 4:30 a.m. - 3 p.m., must have clean driving record and great customer service skills.

Please contact Natalie at 862-6500.

ASSISTANT RESTAURANT MANAGER: Full-time, immediate opening, 1-3 years experience, must be able to work flexible hours, enjoy working with the public in a fast-paced, high-volume atmosphere without sacrificing quality customer service. Offer competitive salary & benefits w/an established fine dining restaurant and upstairs pub dining. Send resumé to:

Windjammer Restaurant 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403 or email jeanette@windjammergroup.com

The Winooski Natural Resources Conservation District is seeking a professional to assist with urban conservation initiative in Chittenden County. Responsible for public outreach, planning and awareness related to stormwater, stream assessment and water quality. Must have Bachelor’s of Science Degree in Environmental Science, Natural Resources with an emphasis in Soils, Hydrology or Plant Sciences. Pay commensurate with experience. Cover letter and resumé to:

Abbey Willard Winooski NRCD 617 Comstock Rd., Suite 1 Berlin, VT 05602

Digital Imaging/Graphics

Are you looking for a flexible part-time position? Hospitality Well Done, the corporate office for Perry’s Fish House, Sirloin Saloon and Sweetwaters, is seeking a friendly, energetic person to work 20-25 hours/week to handle general administrative tasks, answering phones and process outgoing mailings. Send cover letter, resumé and references to:

Recruiting Coordinator 2517 Shelburne Road Shelburne, VT 05482 Email: abrunzell@steakseafood.com • Fax: 802-865-1015 EOE

Join a fun team at one of the area’s leading, locally owned photofinishers. PhotoGarden is seeking a permanent full-time Digital Imaging/Graphic Specialist experienced in Photoshop, web design and superb customer service. Retail experience a must. Photography and general IT experience helpful. 28 Taft Corners Shopping Center Williston, VT 05495 No phone calls, please. ONE HOUR PROCESSING • CAMERA STORE

HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES

Residential Counselor: FOR FILLING ONE OF 368 JOBS AT

SMUGGLERS’ NOTCH RESORT

Caring, self-directed individual needed to work in a residential setting with adults who are considered to have mental illness and/or substance disorders. Involves cooking one dinner. Total of 8 hours ($13.08 per hour) flexibly split between Saturday and Sunday each week. Submit resumé Attn: Elaine Soto.

Residential Mental Health Clinician: Clinician needed for intensive residential treatment program for adults who are considered to have mental illness and/or substance dependence. Part-time position with excellent benefits. BA/BS in related field required. Familiarity with behavioral treatment plans preferred. Submit resumé by September 10, 2004 attn: Julia Nixon Rice.

Last Seen: In your mirror Distinguishing Marks: smile Possible Occupations: Retail Sales Clerks, Guest Service Staff, Housekeepers, Groundskeepers, Snowmakers, Activities Staff, Food & Beverage Staff, Lifeguards, Ski/Board/Nordic Instructors and many more!

Substitute Residential Worker: Compassionate, dependable individuals needed to work as substitutes for all shifts including sleep and awake overnights working with adults who are considered to have mental illness and co-occurring disorders. Submit resumé attn: Lis Mickenberg. Howard Center for Human Service 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 ** We welcome and encourage minorities, women and people with disabilities to apply. EOE/TTY **

Toll Free 1-888-754-7684 www.smuggs.com/jobs

Please visit www.howardcenter.org to see all current job opportunities.

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redstonevt.com

COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE SALES AGENT Redstone, a full service commercial real estate firm located in downtown Burlington, has an opening for a Sales Agent in our Brokerage Division. Licensed and experienced brokers who have familiarity with the Vermont market preferred. If you are goal-oriented, highly organized, with an internal engine set on “go,” and are looking to join a team with a proven record of success, then Redstone is the company for you. Send resumé to:

Redstone, Attn: HR 210 College Street, Suite 201 Burlington, VT 05401

A*VISTA POSITION PROMOTING MENTORING A*VISTA opportunity available with MOBIUS, a new dynamic organization committed to ensuring that every child who needs or wants a mentor has one! The A*VISTA member will be involved in all aspects of a start-up organization including community relations, office operations, recruitment of mentors and program support to provider agencies. Candidates need to be effective communicators, know technology and be comfortable with outreach activities. Inquire immediately. Flexible start date.

Contact: Chris Piana at Mobius 658-1888, 431 Pine St. Burlington, VT 05401 Chris@mobiusmentor.org

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EMPLOYMENT Child Care Needed

looking for very flexible part-time (PPT) staff.

sales/ marketing Call 951-5700 for details and email resumĂŠ to healthvt@sover.net

2 boys, ages 10 months and 2-and-half years, need an experienced and reliable caregiver. 40 hours/week in Burlington.

Call 862-5155.

Help Wanted â€“ full-time

LAB TECH/OPTICIAN for finishing, lab experience preferred. Inquiries kept in confidence. Send resumĂŠ to: EyeCare of Vermont 77B Pearl Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 Or fax: (802) 879-1350

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Massage Therapist PICTURE FRAMER Minimum 2 years experience. Flexible 20 hours with growth potential. We appreciate hard work, talent and teamwork. ResumĂŠ to 98 Church Street or email LFSnell@aol.com. No phone calls please.

BOUTILIERâ€™S ART CENTER

MENTAL HEALTH CLINICIAN/ CASE MANAGER, MASTERâ€™S LEVEL to work with children and adolescents in foster care and their foster parents. Full-time position available due to program expansion. ResumĂŠ & letter of interest to Marilynn Lang, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 EOE Counseling Services of Addison County, Inc.

Seeking massage therapists to assist within chiropractic practice. Fulltime or part-time positions available.

Send resumĂŠ and cover letter to: Cedar Wood Chiropractic 3 Main St., Suite 217, Burlington, VT 05401 802-863-5828

PART-TIME LEAD TEACHER Childrenâ€™s Growth Company in Brandon is seeking a part-time lead teacher for a licensed child-care center for our school-age program. Must be able to provide nurturing environment for children ages 5-8. Experience and a BA or Associateâ€™s in Education or related field required. Come join our team, send resumĂŠ to: CHILDRENâ€™S GROWTH COMPANY ATTN: MADELINE DENIS PO BOX 399 BRANDON, VT 05733

Small nonprofit social and educational service agency looking for:

Server/Kitchen Assistant

Direct Care Worker/ Educational Assistant

Permanent. Set up dining room and serve familystyle noon meal. Assist in kitchen including cleanup. 25-30 hours/week, Monday-Friday.

Part-time/full-time.

Special Education Coordinator Licensed teacher/special educator with background in special ed for alternative educational program. Experience with curriculum development and assessments. Job descriptions available, call 863-4130.

Weekend Cook Noon meal, home-cooked food, 30-40 people, out by 2:00 p.m. Call 985-2472 for job description and application.

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Repro Digital is a premier provider of digital photography, scanning, pre-press, digital and offset printing, binding and finishing and many other graphic services. We are seeking an experienced energetic candidate who is organized and has proven direct printing and pre-press experience. Visit www.reprografx.com to learn more about our full range of services. This is a full-time, immediate position with competitive base plus commission compensation and full benefits including health plan and 401K. Salary commensurate with experience. E.O.E.

and direct services to children and their families. Position responsibilities include assessing childrenâ€™s needs and working with family members and providers to develop service plans that stress the importance of permanency and contact with birth or adoptive families. Ability to work collaboratively with multiple agencies and facilitate team planning is essential. MSW with post-graduate experience in child and family services and out of home care a requirement. This full-time position is based in Winooski, VT, and frequent travel to Caseyâ€™s White River Junction office is required. Candidate must be able to work occasional evenings and weekends and have use of personal car for business. Competitive salary, excellent benefits, and opportunity for professional growth. EOE.

Send/fax resume: Attn: HR, REPRO DIGITAL 566 Hercules Drive â€˘ Colchester, Vermont 05446 fax: 802-655-7226

Send letter of interest and resume to: Casey Family Services, Attn: Bonnie Hammond 160 Palmer Court, White River Junction, VT 05001 or email: bhammond@caseyfamilyservices.org

WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H

ELDER CARE CLINICIAN: Clinician to provide assessment, psychotherapy and social support services to geriatric clients, primarily through an outreach-based approach. The position will be based primarily out of Lamoille County. Specific training in geriatrics or gerontology needed. Familiarity with evaluations and guardianship protocol is a valuable tool. Applicant must be comfortable working independently, with the knowledge that supervision and a supportive team approach is available as needed. Masterâ€™s degree and VT license or license eligible, with a minimum of one year experience providing psychotherapy required. Valid driverâ€™s license, good driving record and safe, insured vehicle required. Send letter of interest and resumĂŠ to:

WCMHS, Personnel P.O. Box 647 Montpelier, VT 05601 EOE

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Home Provider Needed:

Librarian: full-time, responsible for all activities of a public library. This 33-hour/week position includes benefits and operates under the policy direction of a board of trustees. Personal traits required include leadership skills, with an ability to work with volunteers, staff and boards, along with welcoming and outgoing personality. MLS, VT DOL certification or comparable experience. Salary commensurate with experience. For more information and/or application, please stop in or call the Warren Public Library, Jill Markolf (802) 496-3913. Letter of interest required.

Therapeutic home sought for school-age young man. Exciting opportunity to make significant difference. Young man is inquisitive, eager to learn and new to Vermont. $45K/year difficulty of care payment with significant respite, case management, behavioral and psychiatric support. Potential provider must have experience working with individuals exhibiting physically and sexually challenging behaviors. If you have an active life, are willing to mentor and teach within the context of your own home, are interested in becoming part of a dynamic team.

Contact Jeff or Lorraine at (800) 639-1758 for more information.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT ROOFERS & LABORERS Good wages & benefits Women & minorities encouraged to apply. Apply in person at: A.C. Hathorne Co., 252 Ave. C, Williston, VT 862-6473

RETAIL SALES CLERKS

Full- and part-time positions available. Apply in person at Garcia Tobacco Shop in the Burlington Town Center.

(802) 658-5737

BA RT E N D I N G S C H O O L n Hands-on Training n National Certification n Job Assistance

Dishwasher Part-time dishwasher. Professional atmosphere 2-3 shifts/week meals included, opportunity for advancement. AFLAC insurance provided. Apply in person after 5pm at Trattoria Delia, 152 St. Paul Street (glass door beside main entrance), Burlington. No phone calls please.

1-888-4drinks

www.bartendingschool.com

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com Interested in confronting violence in your community? Join the Domestic Abuse Education Project to become a part-time group facilitator in Burlington and St. Albans. Lead educational groups that promote offender accountability, challenge violence and work to increase the safety of women and children. We are looking for people of all ages, ethnicities, abilities and sexual orientations who are committed to working for social change. An understanding of domestic violence and willingness to learn more is required.

Please send a cover letter and resumé to: DAEP Site Coordinator (CM) 31 Elmwood Ave. Burlington, VT 05401

Association of Vermont Recyclers is a nonprofit that uses theater, interactive workshops and service learning to teach solid and toxic waste reduction for schools and communities. We reach 12,000+ people per year.

YOUTH ENVIRONMENTAL COALITION COORDINATOR AVR seeks a dynamic, organized, self-motivated person to lead the Youth Environmental Coalition (YEC) and annual Summit (YES), reporting to the Education Coordinator. The ideal candidate will have a passion for empowering teens and possess skills in project management, curriculum visioning and development, marketing/ networking, event organizing; knowledge of sustainable living practices; computer savvy; strong interpersonal, communication skills; BA/BS in Environmental Studies, Education or related field. PTE position $12/hr, 20 hrs/wk. Hiring September. Please mail cover letter & resumé to: (no emails accepted)

Karin McNeill Re: YEC Position AVR, P.O. Box 1244 Montpelier, VT 05602

JOB DEVELOPER Chittenden County Immediate opening. 20 Hours. Flexible schedule. Seeking outgoing, confident, self-motivated individual to assist job seekers to find and keep jobs. Also assist with applications, resumes, etc. Must have reliable vehicle. Excellent salary and mileage/ expense reimbursement. Send resumé and letter of interest to: Michael Collins VT Division of Vocational Rehabilitation 103 South Main St. Waterbury, VT 05671

NCH is a 49-bed, state-of-the-art, acute-care rural hospital located in the beautiful, four season Northeast Kingdom of Vermont. Excellent benefits and compensation. EOE

To apply, please send resumé and reference list to:

Mike Simpson, Human Resources North Country Health System 189 Prouty Drive, Newport, VT 05855 Phone: (802) 334-3218 • Fax: (802) 334-3510 Email: msimpson@nchsi.org www.nchsi.org

Exciting new training opportunity! A 9-week training program for women. If you are interested in a Law Enforcement career with great pay and benefits now is the time to get started. The program is scheduled to begin October 4, 2004. For information, or to apply for this FREE training call Patti at Northern New England Tradeswomen, Inc.

FULL-TIME COUNTER POSITIONS available in fastpaced bakery/café, for motivated and energetic individuals.

1-800-639-1472 or (802) 878-0004 ext. 108

Apply in person. 198 Main St. Burlington

The Central Vermont Community Land Trust, an innovative affordable-housing nonprofit, has an opening for a

RESIDENT SERVICES COORDINATOR Build strong partnerships with other housing and social services agencies and assist new tenant organizations.

Full-time AmeriCorps service position from 9/29/04 to 8/31/05. $11,611 stipend, $4725 education award, health benefits and diverse training opportunities. Deadline to apply 9/30/04. For a detailed description call (802) 476-4493 ext. 200 or email lmineo@cvclt.org. EOE

Looking for truly meaningful work? The Champlain Valley Agency on Aging is seeking AmeriCorps members to work with seniors in Addison, Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle counties. Positions are full or part-time with flexible schedules, $5000-$10,500 living allowance, up to $4725 education award, health insurance, and child-care for those who qualify. Possibility of working from home. Reliable transportation needed. Positions begin October 2004. More information and application at www.n2namericorps.org or call Bev at 865-0360. EOE

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT:

RADIOLOGIC TECHNOLOGISTS North Country Health System has an immediate opening for two Radiologic Technologists. Must be competent to perform independently all routine radiologic procedures. Needs to be ARRT registered or registry eligible. Must hold a Vermont license or be eligible for licensure, and be CPR certified. Will need to work some nights, weekends, and on-call rotation. Experience in other imaging modalities a plus. New graduates are welcome to apply.

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Northern Adirondack Planned Parenthood, Inc.

SEXUALITY EDUCATOR Full-time Sexuality Educator to provide education and training to local schools and community groups. Bachelor’s degree and/or comparable training/experience required as is experience working with adolescents, schools, small groups and professionals. Flexibility in work hours and local travel a must. Knowledge of sexual and reproductive health issues preferred. Comprehensive salary and benefits package offered. For consideration, send resumé and letter of interest by September 27th to: Director of Operations and Human Resources Northern Adirondack Planned Parenthood 66 Brinkerhoff Street Plattsburgh, New York 12901 or jobs@NAPPonline.org • EOE

Experienced, professional, & responsible person to work for Executive Director. Duties will vary, must be flexible & proficient in MSWord and Excel. Full-time with benefits. Excellent opportunity to work in a creative and rewarding environment.

LPN: Part-time position available to cover weekend days and occasional fill-in shifts. Should be familiar and experienced in passing medications and overseeing resident care plans. Good documentation and communication skills required.

FOOD SERVERS: Part-time, all shifts available. Must be able work weekends. No experience necessary, will train. We offer flexible schedule, good pay and opportunity to grow.

l Send resumé Attn: Rebecca Stearns or fill out an application at: Shelburne Bay Senior Living 185 Pine Haven Shore Road Shelburne, VT 05482

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EMPLOYMENT PART-TIME BAKER

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

Experience preferred. Early morning, 5 am1 pm, 3 to 4 days/week. Good pay, generous store discounts and free lunch. Call Karyl at 985-2000 or apply in person, across from Shelburne Museum.

Rock Point Advisors is looking for a team member with great organizational skills for our downtown Burlington office. This 32 to 40-hour/week position involves various duties including reception. Bookkeeping skills are a plus.

Harringtonâ€™s 5597 Shelburne Road, Shelburne

P.O. Box 700 Burlington, VT 05402 or info@RockPointAdvisors.com

Washington Village School Immediate Opening SCHOOL NURSE .20 FTE Experience working in a school setting preferred, appropriate certification required and must be eligible for appropriate Vermont licensure. Interested candidates should send a cover letter, resumĂŠ, three letters of reference, transcripts and certification documents to:

Jeff Lindgren, Principal, Washington Village School, Route 110, Washington, VT 05675 EOE

Honey Gardens is looking for a hard-working, detail-oriented, multi-tasker to join our team. Scope includes marketing, shipping/ receiving, extracting, demos, working with plant medicine and honey bees and some weekend travel. Send resumĂŠ & letter of interest to: P.O. Box 189 Hinesburg, VT 05461 margaret@honeygardens.com fax 888-303-4929 â€˘ no telephone calls, please.

Responsible and creative people needed for a new, locally owned, Williston village restaurant. Opening January/February. Experience in food prep, baking and coffee knowledge a plus.

Call David @ (802) 872-9633 or email herskowitzvt@aol.com.

Laboratory Technician

Immediate entry-level position to be filled in coffee testing laboratory. Applicant should be able to work independently, have good precision, organizational and time-management skills, and comprehension of basic laboratory procedures. Duties to include: data entry, sample preparations and performing physical tests. 30-40 hours/week. Interest in coffee useful, but not necessary. Please send resumĂŠ to:

Coffee Enterprises, Attn: Chris Hallien 286 College Street, Burlington, VT 05401 Phone: (802) 865-4480 â€˘ Fax: (802) 865-3364

employment@sevendaysvt.com â€˘ employment@sevendaysvt.com Washington County Youth Services Bureau/Boys & Girls Club is accepting resumĂŠs for the

ASSISTANT COORDINATOR position in A new Retirement Community in Montpelier is seeking an experiencedâ€Ś

Executive Chef A unique opportunity now available for a creative chef to work in a brand new, state-of-the-art, airconditioned facility providing fine dining services to a group of very appreciative seniors. Management position with guaranteed hours and no late nights!

Westview Meadows 171 Westview Meadows Road Montpelier, VT 05602 For consideration, please send a current resumĂŠ with salary requirements to the above address or email jandrews@westviewmeadows.com.

Advertising Sales Representative Position Available VisitNewEngland.com, the regionâ€™s largest travel and tourism website, is seeking a goal-driven Vermont-based advertising representative. You will be front-line and cutting edge in the regionâ€™s most dynamic tourism marketing organization. Sales experience is required, as is skillful use of the Internet. Contacts among Vermontâ€™s tourism marketing professionals is a plus. This position requires both inside and outside sales. You will be based in your home or office in Vermont. Monthly travel to Rhode Island is required. Salary, commission and benefits.

Contact Jonathan Lhowe, publisher, at 401-823-3111 or email resumĂŠ and letter to: jonathan@visitnewengland.com.

the Re-entry Transitional Living Program for Youthful Offenders. This position requires someone with exceptional organization/presentation skills, initiative, innovative thinking and a passion for improving the lives of young people in trouble. The position combines administrative work and direct service and offers a unique opportunity to experience and influence program development. Background in youth development, substance abuse prevention, criminal justice or education helpful. Must be able to work both independently and collaboratively with diverse groups. Some computer experience necessary. Starting salary $22,000/year plus benefits. Send resumĂŠ to:

WCYSB/B&GC PO Box 627 Montpelier, VT 05602 EOE

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DISTRICT SALES MANAGER The Times Argus has a full-time position available in the Circulation Department. District Managers supervise youth and adult carriers in the distribution and service of the Times Argus. Major responsibilities include carrier recruitment and training, customer service/sales, promotion/marketing.

Previous customer service and/or sales experience, ability to work flexible schedule required. Competitive compensation and benefit package offered. Send resumĂŠ and salary history to:

The Times Argus, Attn: Circulation P.O. Box 707 Barre, VT 05641 Melody.Hudson@TimesArgus.com

THE SHERATON BURLINGTON HOTEL o 7 Restaurant Manager 7 Banquet Manager 7 Front Desk Manager

o 7 Executive Administrative Assistant 7 Front Office Manager 7 Front Desk Agents 7 Night Auditor 7 Restaurant Servers 7 Banquet Set-up 7 Housekeepers Apply today, both part-time and full-time available. Full-time includes awesome benefits!! Bring your expertise and knowledge to our award-winning team! EOE NATE BALL, HUMAN RESOURCES 870 WILLISTON ROAD, SO. BURLINGTON, VT 05403 OR EMAIL: BURLINGTONVT.HR@SHERATON.COM

Job Hotline: 865-6611

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Coaching Vacancy

PARK&SHUTTLE Burlington International Airport

Cashier Now hiring, full-time 4-12 shifts Part-time 8-4 Sat./Sun. Come in person weekdays 8-4 481 White St., So. Burlington, VT 05407

LNA looking for employment in Home Share situation. I already have day job. Please call (802) 660-9493.

Full-time & Part-time

COUNTER POSITIONS AVAILABLE

Wellspring Mental Health and Wellness Center looking for

• Starting at $8.00/hour + tips • Dependability a must

CHILD AND FAMILY THERAPIST

802.872.2616 Please ask for Tad, our manager.

Contact Maggie McGuire at 472-6694

BAGEL MARKET 30 Susie Wilson Rd. Essex, VT 05401

W ESTFORD S CHOOL Photography Program Manager

Burlington City Arts, a non-profit organization dedicated to the promotion of the arts is looking for a Photography Program Director (30 hours per week) to manage the darkroom at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts. The ideal candidate will be familiar with all aspects of photography, able to develop and manage a broad educational program as well as increase darkroom membership and participation. This position works closely with the Education Director to achieve program and center goals. Send cover letter and resumé by email to srexfordwinston@ci.burlington.vt.us by September 24.

Full-time

AM Waitstaff Part-time

PM Waitstaff APPLY IN PERSON AT

30 Main St., Gateway Square, Burlington

Papa Nick’s of Hinesburg

is looking for experienced

• Pizza Cook • Waitstaff • Breakfast Cook • Line Cook To make an appointment for an interview, call 482-6050 and ask for Nick or Voula.

We are now accepting applications for the following spring coaching position for the 2004-05 school year:

Lacrosse Coach Pays $1926/season For additional information and to apply, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

EOE

CLEAR BEARING

N W

Field Technician/Customer Service

E S

ClearBearing, Inc., a network consultancy and exciting new Internet service provider (ISP) based in Burlington, Vermont, is seeking a part-time field technician who’s a whiz at responding to customers' technical inquiries in ways that keep them singing ClearBearing’s praises. Your PC desktop support experience and familiarity with Internet applications and network troubleshooting will help us resolve customer workstation and network issues in a timely fashion. And you’ll be our on-location eyes and ears for opportunities to expand our services throughout Greater Burlington. Windows experience is prime, additional experience with Mac and Linux is preferred: advanced training will be made available to someone with a desire to move upward. Stellar people skills are a must.

Please email your resume to jobs@clearbearing.com/send via postal mail to: ClearBearing, Inc. 208 Flynn Avenue Building 2, Suite 2E Burlington, Vermont 05401-5421

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com RECEPTIONIST

QUALITY CONTROL ENGINEER

fsor fast-paced, multifunction agency location, greet and provide direction to clients, notify appropriate staff, respond to phone inquires and direct incoming calls. Requires ability to relate to adolescents from diverse backgrounds, handle multifunction phone system, and maintain calm and humor in a busy environment. Previous related experience required, experience with adolescents preferred.

S.T. Griswold is looking for a Junior Civil Engineer, proficient in CAD, ability to read blueprints, ability to perform office duties, MS Office, and must be detail-oriented. Technical degree or related experience required.

Letter/resumé:

KJ Spectrum Youth & Family Services 31 Elmwood Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 No phone calls, please. EOE

RECEPTIONIST Must be extremely professional, knowledgeable of MS Office, multiline phone use, and customerservice oriented. Please contact us at 1-800-339-4565, stop by and fill out an application, or email us at jobs@stgriswold.com.

Human Resources Manager Visit us at our website: www.stgriswold.com

Gymnastics Coordinator

ESSEX J UNCTION R ECREATION & PARKS We are looking for an instructor for our grades K-5 gymnastics program. Position is part-time, one day/week, approximately 3 hours/day. Successful candidate must be age 18 or older and have experience with gymnastics and working with youth. Position pays $10.00/hour. For additional information, please call 878-1375. For consideration, please send letter and resumé to: Essex Junction Recreation and Parks, 75 Maple Street, Essex Jct., VT 05452 EOE

aDo you live in Chittenden County? aDo you have compassion for others and common sense? aAre you interested in making a positive impact in a young man’s life? aIs there space in your home and life for someone else? aAre you interested in being a Developmental Home Provider? If the answer to these questions is yes and you are able to pass a criminal background check, possess a valid driver’s license and have an insured and reliable vehicle, then please send a letter of interest and resumé to:

Patricia Ingraham Sterling Area Services, Inc. PO Box 1207 Morrisville, VT 05661

EOE

Howard Center for Human Services Community Support Clinician: We are a growing medical software products and services company, located in Montpelier, looking for an addition to our software engineering team. The ideal candidate has the following qualifications:

• Minimum two years of experience in software design and development. • Experience with Multi-tier Web Development, Oracle, SQLServer, VB, Java & Win2K Please email resumé and cover letter to our HR department at:

hr@gmlogic.com.

Full-time position available to support persons with psychiatric disabilities in Chittenden County. Work as part of a multi-disciplinary team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, resource development, case management, counseling and crisis support. Direct services to clients, families and the community. BA or Master’s degree in human services field and experience with persons with serious and persistent mental disorders preferred.

Please submit resumé to: Terrence Hayden LICSW 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY.

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EMPLOYMENT PRODUCTION OPENINGS We are seeking hands-on, detail-oriented technicians to join our dynamic team in the following departments:

Electronics

Home Bound Grocery Delivery Coordinator

Tower Production

This individual will build and test wind sensors and microprocessor-based wind data loggers. Soldering skills and ability to follow written directions required. Proficiency with test equipment and PCs is expected.

Duties for this position include assembly and production of tower components. Ability to lift heavy objects and operate machinery required. This position also provides backup for the shipping department.

A two-year degree in a related field is preferred for both positions, and a strong mechanical aptitude and demanding work ethic are essential. NRG is the world leader in wind assessment technology. Our systems can be found in more than 100 countries. The future is bright for this flourishing $8 billion industry. We offer a total compensation package that includes monthly cash profit sharing and comprehensive benefits (401k retirement plan, cafeteria plan and more). Submit your resume and salary history to Human Resources, NRG Systems, Inc., P.O. Box 509, Hinesburg, VT 05461 or email us at hr@nrgsystems.com. Learn more at www.nrgsystems.com. No calls please.

Global leaders in wind assessment technology

Deliver food to low-income homebound seniors & disabled adults. Complete & maintain required client paperwork. Ability to develop good rapport with seniors & disabled adults. Good listening skills. Train & coordinate volunteers for delivery when needed. Ability to network & refer clients to other community service providers as needed. Immediate supervision – Food Shelf Director. Background – a combination of education and experience with community service, advocacy or capacity required. Word & Excel computer skills. Ability to deal effectively with a wide range of individuals and organizations. Assist with fundraising and grant-writing activities. Good driving record/valid driver’s license. Lift 50lbs or more.

$11.55 hour/30 hours per week, plus full benefits. Letter of interest, resumé and 3 references by September 24, 2004 to: Attn: Wanda Hines The Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf 228 N. Winooski Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Members of minority and diverse cultural groups are encouraged to apply.

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

Mental Health School Consultant Two part-time (30 hours weekly) openings for creative, experienced mental health clinicians to provide consultation and training to schools. Position available immediately to provide consultation and training to the Burlington School District. Second position available in November and will serve as a consultant and trainer to schools throughout the county. Responsibilities include program development, needs assessment, marketing, significant report writing, direct consultation and training. Minimum qualifications include Master’s degree or higher in related field, 3-5 years experience serving children with emotional/behavioral challenges and expertise in consultation and training. Experience in a school setting essential. Tremendous opportunity to be a leader in the Baird Center’s efforts to provide consultation and training to the educational community. Send cover letter and resumé to Betsy Cain.

School Social Work Opportunities Seeking experienced, flexible school social workers for the following positions in our school partnerships: • Full-time opening in our Burlington Attendance Project based at Edmunds Middle School serving middle and elementary age students and their families. • Full-time opening at Essex High School in our Chittenden Central SU partnership – search re-opened • Part-time opening in the Milton High Alternative Program • Part-time opening at Porters Point Elementary School in our Colchester S.D. partnership MSW required or related Master’s degree as well as experience with schools, family outreach, crisis intervention, consultation, and strong collaborative abilities. Consider joining a program with a strong commitment to best practice for children and families, supervision and professional development. Positions will begin upon identification of the best candidate and follow the public school calendar. Send cover letter and resumé to Catherine Simonson.

The Baird Center for Children and Families 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

Join a team dedicated to ensuring all Vermonters have the necessary financial & informational resources to pursue their educational goals beyond high school.

SENIOR PROGRAMMER/ANALYST VSAC seeks a professional to analyze business needs, develop and implement comprehensive student financial aid systems.The position requires extensive skills in JSP and JAVA development in a Websphere & DB2 environment. Candidates must possess superior leadership and interpersonal skills, strong knowledge of data-base design, structured methodologies and advanced development skills. BS in Computer Sciences and 5+ years programming experience desired. Full-time Monday-Friday, 8:00am – 4:30pm.

iSERIES (AS/400) ADMINISTRATOR Administer all iSeries systems operational functions. Provide technical administration and maintenance and front-line support for users and backup support for IT operational functions. Requires 3-5 years experience with technology issues and evolving methodologies centered on application development and user support in an iSeries and LAN environment, 2 years programming in CL and/or RPBIII, excellent communications skills and an Associate’s degree in Computer Science or related discipline. Equivalent experience will be accepted. Full-time Monday-Friday, 8:00am – 4:30pm plus off-hour response coverage on a rotating on-call basis.

Dynamic, professional environment and competitive compensation, and benefits, including a generous tuition reimbursement program. Send resumé and cover letter by September 27, 2004 to Director of Human Resources via email jobs@vsac.org, fax 654-3765 or mail. VERMONT STUDENT ASSISTANCE CORPORATION PO Box 2000 Winooski, VT 05404 Equal Opportunity Employer

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EMPLOYMENT We’ll help you fill all that free time.

SEVEN DAYS

Attention College Students! Need a part-time job and want to make a difference? Substitute positions available in a variety of child-care settings. Gain valuable experience, earn extra income and touch the life of a child. Opportunities for training and certification available. Send resumé and cover letter to: Michelle Parent, 181 Commerce St., Williston, VT 05495.

EXCITING SERVICE OPPORTUNITY WITH NATIONAL LEADER IN AFFORDABLE HOUSING! The Burlington Community Land Trust’s HomeOwnership Centers have two AMERICORPS positions available. Homeowner Services Representative (Burlington) and Education and Outreach Coordinator (St. Albans). These 11-month positions require a BA or related work experience, proficient computer and writing skills, clean driving record with access to a vehicle, basic math skills and a strong interest in providing service to the community. Experience in housing, real estate, or banking is a plus. Benefits include an $11,611 stipend, $4725 educational award, health insurance and child care if state-eligible. Call BCLT at 862-6244 for an application packet or visit www.vhcb.org and click on AMERICORPS for more info. EOE.

A fun, exciting and growing children’s apparel business located in Central Vermont is in need of filling the following positions:

PART-TIME RETAIL SALES ASSOCIATE Motivated self-starters with preferred previous retail experience are needed to work in our charming Outlet Store in Montpelier. We are looking for individuals who have an eye for fashion and a love for children. Must be hands-on, well-organized and reliable.

DISTRIBUTION WORKER

b a s i c E Pa r t s

in Charlotte, off Route 7

Join our fun pack! We need someone Monday thru Friday, hours 8:30am-5:30pm

Motivated self-starter to work in our East Montpelier Distribution Center. Duties include picking, packing, receiving and inspection of product. Candidate must be accurate, well organized and reliable. This is a full-time year-round position and offers excellent benefits.

We are distributors of hi-tech parts all over the world. In business 24 years and still having fun. Small company setting, 11 people. We’re human; we know we work ‘cause we have to, so we try to keep that in mind. The sun does not rise and set on the company. Still it’s fun competing and beating the BIG GUYS!

Both positions offer a competitive wage based upon experience. If you are interested in joining our team, SEND A LETTER OF INTEREST AND/OR RESUME´ to: Zutano, Inc., Attn: Kris 1785 Coits Pond Rd. Cabot, VT 05647 or email us at kris@zutano.com

WAREHOUSE Receiving and shipping mostly little-bitty parts. You must have good handwriting. This stuff is like jewelry. SALES Talk to buyers at factories and resellers. Help build friendships to get orders. Liberal vacation policy, more holidays than most! Light, bright, good music office. Insurance available.Call for appointment.

(802) 425-5800

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com

Opportunities at Seven Days SALES & MARKETING ASSISTANT We’re seeking a part-time assistant to the sales team – 20 hours to start, with potential for growth to full-time. This person will attend sales meetings; create collateral materials to facilitate sales and external marketing such as radio spots and press releases; handle trades and event sponsorships; help organize Seven Days events, auxiliary publications and other special projects; develop promotions and interactive facets of website; help guide the evolution of this still-growing business. Ideally some “house” accounts will be included; applicants with direct sales experience are preferred. Applicant should have some marketing experience; must have some understanding of the alternative newsweekly business, or be a fast and resourceful learner.

Ideal applicant will also: • • • • •

have a positive, enthusiastic attitude; have excellent customer-service skills in person and on the phone; be self-motivated and a good team player; be super-organized and creative; not mind being called the S&M person.

PROOFREADER We’re looking for a temporary, part-time proofreader while ours is on maternity leave. Time period mid- to late October to end of this calendar year. Approximately 20 hours/week: some on Sunday at home, and intense Monday and Tuesday in the office. No Monday holidays! Professional proofreading experience preferred. Applicants will take a test to determine proficiency. On-the-job training for Seven Days style and journalistic standards. Please send resumé and cover letter indicating your qualifications for either of these positions to: Jobs, Seven Days, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402, or to jobs@sevendaysvt.com. No phone calls, please.

Contracted Community Support Person Do you want to make a difference in a young man’s life? Do you want to get paid for having fun? Are you a team player? Young man is looking for a male companion. He enjoys going to the gym, bowling, movies, nature walks, and other community activities. Team support and training provided. Call Patti Lykens at 524-6555 x602 for more information.

Children’s Case Manager NCSS Children’s Division is looking for a self-motivated individual who works well with children and families. This position provides direct service to children with emotional and behavioral needs in a community-based setting, as well as assistance in coordinating services, assessing, monitoring, advocating and social-skill training. Staff will be responsible for creating an interagency/interdisciplinary treatment team in order to provide the above services. Applicant should possess a BA, or an AS with comparable experience. Excellent collaborative and communication skills are a must. To apply, please send resumé and letter of interest to the address below.

Residential Support Worker – Substitute NCSS Inc. has a flexible Residential Support Worker Substitute position available in its residential programs. Become part of a dynamic treatment team that serves adults with challenging behaviors. Work with the support of an involved and cooperative staff. Various hours on 2nd and 3rd shifts are available. Competitive wages. This is an excellent opportunity to enter the Human Services field. Please send resumé to the address below.

Personal Care Attendant Seeking a personal care attendant to support a young, energetic, and fun boy with autism in both his home and community. Ideal candidates will have reliable transportation, preferred to have past experience with persons with autism and/or disabilities, and the ability to take direction from family members. Afternoons and weekends are available. For more information, contact Claire Dunnett at 868-3523 x228.

107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478 • E.O.E.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT

D ir ec t or o f Ma jo r G ift s

Responsibilities include identifying and cultivating donors and soliciting gifts in the range of $1000 and above. This includes annual operating, capital, bequests and deferred gifts. College degree, successful experience in leading volunteer efforts and activities in personal solicitation and cultivation required. Knowledge of planned giving desirable. Submit resume to:

V er m ont Publ i c Te le vi si on A ttn: H R De par tm e nt 4 2 0 4 Eth an Al le n Av en ue Co lc he ste r, VT 0 5446

VPT is also recruiting for a Pr om oti ons P ro d uc er in our Production Department and an A u c ti on C oor d i n at or in our Development Department. Pl e as e vis it o ur we b s ite a t www.vp t. or g for m o re de t a ils .

Vermont ETV, Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Provider and Employer

Position Description: ALL SEASONAL

SHELBURNE FARMS

JOB FAIR

Diversified Agricultural Assistant

Saturday Full-time, MARCH 27 year-round 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM position. at the Welcome Center 1611 Harbor Road Shelburne, VT 985-8442

Educational farm seeking a small-scale diversified agricultural POSITIONS to take care of animal health, pasture quality, farm farmer machinery, on-site food production (lamb, maple syrup) and Inn:maintenance All positions in: facility as a key member of the Children’s • Dining Room Team. The ability to work in a team and with Farmyard Kitchen the •public is essential. The Children’s Farmyard has over a year and is an integral part of our education 40,000 visitors • Front Desk programs. On-site housing • Auditor - part time is provided with the expectation that this position will cover after-hour animal care and emergencies. Welcome Center: • Guest

Services &

Qualifications: Sales Associates

The Diversified Agriculture Assistant should be highly organized and self-motivated. Special Events Candidates should have a strong background animal science, carpentry and mechanical • SpecialinEvents skills; Associate have the ability to handle multiple tasks; and an interest in working with a wide variety of people, providing public interpretation, and pitching in to help with agricultural Buildings/Grounds education programs. • Buildings & SendGrounds resumés by 9/27 to Susie Marchand, 1611Maintenance Harbor Rd., Shelburne, VT 05482.

www.shelburnefarms.org

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com New England Culinary Institute staff members thrive on the energy and excitement of being part of a leader in culinary education. Every staff member at NECI contributes to our students’ educational experience.

IS Support Specialist The Information Systems Support Specialist assists in the development, installation, and maintenance of all computer-related systems, and provides technical support on software and hardware issues. This position acts as the primary resource for technical support, training, and maintenance of NECI’s academic management software package. Acts as the primary resource for the Point of Sale software system (Aloha) for all NECI restaurants. Troubleshoots problems, assists and trains users, and acts as a liaison to the POS vendor for difficult problems or system reconfigurations. This position requires an Associate’s degree plus 1-2 years experience in information systems. To apply for this position please send resumé and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu.

Office Services Assistant Assists and supports the Office Services Supervisor and department with administrative and business functions by performing a variety of duties. Access, Excel, Publisher and Word proficiency required; understanding of ordering and inventory processes needed; sense of humor helpful. Must work well with students and co-workers and be willing to do all aspects of office work including photocopying, mail processing and some heavy lifting. Minimum of one-year certificate from college or technical school; or three to six months related experience and/or training; or equivalent combination of education and experience. To apply for this position please send resumé and letter of interest to amyh@neci.edu.

Adjunct Instructor – Computers Instructs the Computer course for the AOS Program Mod I. Evaluate student performance and provide both written and verbal feedback to the Program directors and students. Attend teacher training/faculty meetings as necessary and appropriate, and communicate regularly with Program Directors in terms of curriculum planning. Bachelor’s degree (B.A.) from four-year college or university, ideally in computer science; or equivalent combination of education and experience. Please send resumé and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu.

NECI Commons Supervisor A supervisor at NECI Commons is a contributing member of the management team, fully responsible for supervision of operations, staff, students and guests during assigned shifts. Responsible for ensuring maximum guest satisfaction, the creation of a quality educational environment. The FOH Supervisor is expected to lead by example and role model uncompromised professionalism. This is a part-time position. Please send resumé and letter of interest to chrisb@neci.edu or apply in person at NECI Commons, 25 Church Street, Burlington, VT.

Waitstaff/Host NECI Commons is seeking high-energy, enthusiastic individuals. Experience a plus but willing to train the right individuals. Competitive wages and excellent benefits! Apply in person at NECI Commons, 25 Church St., Burlington, VT. EOE

Share our passion for culinary arts? Visit www.neci.edu/necicareers.asp

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION 2004-2005 Non-Licensed Openings Champlain Valley Union High School CUSTODIANS - C.V.U. is seeking 2nd shift custodians. Hours 3-11:30 p.m. Monday-Friday. Summer hours: Days 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Call 482-7177 for info or pick up application at the CVU Office, 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461. GENERAL CAFETERIA WORKER - Champlain Valley Union High School has an opening for a general cafeteria worker. Please send resumé and references to Champlain Valley Union High School, 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461. CAFETERIA MANAGER - Champlain Valley Union High School has an immediate opening for a Cafeteria Manager. Responsibilities include menu development, purchasing, supervision and hiring of staff for a high school of 1350 students. Candidates should have superior communication skills, background in nutrition, understanding of Winsnap software and basic accounting. 190 work days to align with the school calendar. Salary and benefits negotiable. Please apply online to www.schoolspring.com. Deadline is September 2, 2004. Questions, please call 482-7100.

Chittenden South Supervisory Union SUBSTITUTE BUS DRIVERS – In need of sub drivers. Starting pay $10.50/hour. Call Ken Martin at 482-7120.

Charlotte Central School FOOD SERVICE POSITION - Immediate opening. Help with food preparation, set up of serving line, serving of food, putting food away, and clean up. Cleanliness is an absolute. Hours are from 9:00 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. or 1:45 p.m. A chance for mothers or fathers to be home when the kids are home and still have extra income. Hours are during school time, all school vacations are off including summers. Two requirements are: must love children and must be willing to work. All this plus $8.00 per hour. You just can’t beat it!!! If interested, please call Sandie LaBonte at school – 425-2771 ext. 151 or stop in and fill out an application.

Shelburne Community School CUSTODIAN - Immediate opening for a Temporary Night Shift Custodial position (3-11 p.m.) Must be willing to work with a team of custodians. Please contact John Bossange at 985-3331. PARAEDUCATOR - Shelburne Community School is looking for an energetic individual to play and teach a loving and outgoing eleven-year-old girl with autism. This program is run in the home, Monday-Friday. Considerable support and training are provided. No experience necessary. Send a resumé and three letters of reference to Scott Orselet, 345 Harbor Road, Shelburne, VT 05482. Please call Patty Spagnolo at 383-1132 for more information.

Williston School District FISCAL SERVICES ASSISTANT - Immediate opening, 6 hours a day, full-year position. Job divided between Fiscal Service and Administration. Questions? Call 878-2762. Please apply online to www.schoolspring.com or mail a resumé and references to Williston Central School, Attn: Cid Gause, 195 Central School Drive, Williston, VT 05495.

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EMPLOYMENT Highway Division Chief Supervisory position responsible for the operation and maintenance of the Town’s highway network. Salary range: mid to high $40s, depending on qualifications. Complete job description and application form may be obtained online at: www.middlebury.govoffice.com or by calling (802) 388-8107.

RECEIVING POSITION AVAILABLE Now hiring full and part-time SERVERS. Please fill out an application in person at 4 Park Street, Essex Junction. No phone calls please.

THE TOWN OF MIDDLEBURY IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

The Women’s Source for Sports is looking for a woman who enjoys an active lifestyle to join our sales staff.

340 Dorset St So. Burlington 863-3233

1 part-time sales position, which includes weekends. Store hours: M-F, 10-6, Sat., 10-5, Sun., 12 -5. Apply Within.

Receiving position available. Experience a plus, but will train the right person. Join our team in providing custom apparel to clients like MTV, Pepsi, Magic Hat, & B&J’s. Great work environment. Benefits include health, vacation, holiday pay & 401k. Apply at:

Do you like to hike, mountain bike, ski or snowboard? Want to live in central Vermont? A small, exclusive country house hotel with 15 rooms is looking for motivated individuals to staff our dining room. Positions from servers to supervisors. Full benefits package and health care included. Some housing available. Send letter of interest and resumé to:

Twin Farms Dining Room PO Box 115 Barnard, VT 05031 www.twinfarms.com

A.M. Dish/Prep & PT Line Cook For café in Richmond. Will train. Must be dependable.

l Call Chef Jon (802) 434-3148

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Pizza Makers

Green Mountain Club seeks

Office Coordinator

Pizza maker positions available. $9 per hour. No experience necessary. Apply at: Domino’s Pizza Store 45 Colchester Avenue or call 658-3333.

GMC, a non-profit organization which maintains and protects Vermont’s Long Trail, seeks multitalented office coordinator to work M-F in our Waterbury Center office. Core responsibilities include: assisting hiker center customers; managing a high volume of phone calls and email; and providing support for all program areas with an emphasis on education and membership. Must have excellent organizational, communication, computer and customer service skills. Database management and QuickBooks experience a bonus. For a complete job description, visit www.greenmountainclub.org Competitive salary and benefits commensurate with experience. Mail cover letter, resumé and references postmarked by September 30, 2004 to:

Work Stink? Stop Sniveling!! aChange your situation. aMake more money while helping area businesses grow. aHave fun in a creative environment. aWork for a company that loves its employees. Radio experience desired. Sales experience required. • We’ll train you – and support you every step of the way. • Sell radio advertising for the Champlain Radio Stations. •

Green Mountain Club, 4711 Waterbury-Stowe Rd. Waterbury Center, VT 05677 EOE

EOE

ESSEX H IGH S CHOOL We are now accepting applications for the following coaching positions for the 2004-05 school year:

Assistant Coach Alpine Ski Program Pays $1926/winter season

Assistant Coach Gymnastics Pays $1926/season

Assistant Coach Varsity Track Pays $1926/season

JV Coach Girls Basketball Pays $2025/season For additional information and to apply, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

EOE

Counseling Services of Addison County,Inc.

Where

YOU Make a Difference

PSYCHIATRY SERVICE REQUEST FOR PROPOSAL Three contracted opportunities with the Primary Care Behavioral Health section:

Call Jack: 863-1010 or Fax your resumé to 860-4721.

Coaching Vacancy

CRT (Community Rehabilitation and Treatment) Support Worker

The Primary Care Behavioral Health section seeks to contract with experienced Mental Health Clinicians (license required). Contractor will conduct assessments and provide psychotherapeutic interventions over a broad spectrum of concerns. Contractors possessing the appropriate depth of knowledge and experience should forward letter of interest and resume to:

The Counseling Service of Addison County is seeking candidates for the position of Community Support Worker. This position entails the provision of outreach support services to adults coping with the impact of mental illness on their lives. We are seeking someone who has excellent communication skills; who has an ability to work with clients with patience, insight, and compassion; and who can work well with a team. Must have own transportation. Some nights and weekend availability a plus. Excellent benefits. The Counseling Service of Addison County is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Please send letter of interest and resumé to:

Ed Handy, M.S., Clinical Coordinator Psychiatry Services, Fletcher Allen Health Care, 1 So. Prospect Street, Burlington, VT 05401, (edward.handy@vtmednet.org)

James Ashenfelter Counseling Service of Addison County 89 Main Street • Middlebury, Vermont 05753 or email jamesa@csac-vt.org

• Child and Adolescent Clinician • Drug and Alcohol Clinician • Adult Clinician

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I like using Seven Days for our classified employment ads for three reasons: 1. Seven Days is receptive to creative ideas — willing to think out of the box. 2. It reaches precisely the market we need. 3. We experienced measurable results with our first ad. — Jim Fitzpatrick SchoolSpring.com, Inc. Burlington PHOTO: MATTHEW THORSEN

seven days. it works.

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EMPLOYMENT Are you tired of not getting recognized for your outstanding attitude? Join the team that cares about you!

NURSE MANAGER to provide leadership for our staff and case management for individuals with developmental disabilities and medical needs living in our warm, loving home. The ideal candidate will have significant clinical experience, knowledge in implementing quality and outcome indicators, and at least two years experience in program administration. One year working with individuals with developmental disabilities is preferred. A valid RN license in Vermont is required. We offer competitive wages and excellent benefits including 18 annual leave days, 9 paid holidays and sign-on bonus. EOE

Essex Location Needs

Waitstaff • Cooks Drivers Apply in person: 1 David Drive, Essex, VT

South Burlington Location Needs

Waitstaff • Cooks Drivers

Student Assistance Counselor RICHFORD SCHOOL DISTRICT Provide substance-abuse prevention, early identification/intervention and referral. Grades 5-12; BA required, MS preferred. Apprentice Substance Abuse certificate eligible, CADC/ LADC preferred. Previous experience working with adolescents, with families/schools/or community systems preferred; self-motivated, independent and energetic; excellent oral and written communication skills and presentation/workshop experience. Letter and resumé:

Apply in person 764 Shelburne Road, South Burlington

Please send resumé to:

Human Resources Rutland Mental Health Services PO Box 222 Rutland, VT 05702

Full & part-time benefits, flexible schedule. Always seeking entry-level managers.

AR, Spectrum Youth and Family Services 177 Pearl Street Burlington, VT 05401

EOE

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com Computer and Network Technician

Howard Community Services

Vermont Legal Aid, a nonprofit law firm providing legal aid services to low-income Vermonters in six offices around the state, seeks Assistant Computer Support Technician. Must have experience with database applications, Window networking and general software support and staff training, as well as the ability to communicate clearly and work effectively as part of a team. Familiarity with PHP, routers, wide-area networks, Citrix and/or Microsoft Exchange a plus. In-state travel and some evening work required. Salary is $29,500-$32,000 plus 4 weeks paid vacation and excellent fringe benefits. Position open until filled; send cover letter, resumé and references to:

A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

Eric Avildsen, Executive Director c/o Sandy Burns Vermont Legal Aid PO Box 1367 Burlington, VT 05402 Equal Opportunity Employer — women, minorities and people with disabilities encouraged to apply.

The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

Assistant Director, Residential Treatment Licensed dynamic leader sought for residential setting, 30-hours/week position, serving 6 to 14-year-old children. Responsibilities include staff supervision, program consultation and design, and management of small clinical caseload including individual, group and family treatment. Highly organized with the capacity to multitask. Resumé to Coleen Lillie.

Residential Counselor Full-time position available in our innovative residential treatment program for children (ages 6-14) with emotional and behavioral challenges. Resumé to Coleen Lillie.

Awake Overnight Residential Counselor Awake overnight position available in our innovative residential treatment program for children with emotional and behavioral challenges. Please send resumés to Prudence Trombley or call 318-1316.

Registered Nurse Seeking nurse to coordinate medical care for children in Baird Residential and School programs. Experience in mental health pediatrics or school nursing desirable. Ability to work cooperatively on multidisciplinary team. Flexible hours, 32 hours/week. Competitive salary, generous benefits Inquiries and resumés to Coleen Lillie.

On-Call Substitutes Opportunities to provide supports to individuals with developmental disabilities, teens and adults in three HCS residential homes located throughout Chittenden County, and one day program located in Burlington. On-call, variable hours. Paid orientation training. This program offers an excellent opportunity to get acquainted with HCS and sometimes provides a stepping stone to other employment opportunities. Contact Melissa at 802-652-2123 for more information.

Residential Instructor Exciting 30 to 35-hour/week opportunity for a conscientious, detail, and team-oriented individual to work with other staff providing residential support and training to six developmentally disabled adults in basic living, vocational, social, and community activities. Responsibilities also include personal care and household duties. Great compensation, benefits package, team support and training opportunities. Weekend overnight and evening hours. Valid driver’s license and dependable transportation a must. Send resumés to Brandi Corrigan or email BrandiCo@HowardCenter.org.

Specialized Community Support Worker Seeking dedicated and dependable individual to provide 20-30 hours/ week of community supports. Supports can take place within a variety of community settings including outdoor recreational and vocational settings. Successful candidates will possess an enthusiastic desire to work with a committed and dedicated support team as well as the necessary skills to compassionately practice therapeutic behavioral interventions. The ability to drive and meet agency insurance criteria required. Please send resumé and cover letter to Rich Carpenter or email RichC@HowardCenter.org.

Training Specialist Individual needed to provide support to 3 women for 30 hours/week, M-F. Responsibilities include participation in a wide variety of community activities including but not limited to shopping, cooking, exercise and horseback riding. Candidate should enjoy coaching these women in life skills and modeling effective communication. HCS provides excellent benefits, supervision, and training. Valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle required. Please send a letter of interest and resumé to Jim Hessler at HCS, 102 South Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401.

Specialized Community Support Worker The Baird Center for Children and Families 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

Seeking candidates for a 20-hour community-based position through Howard Community Services. Job entails providing community supports to an 18-year-old male who enjoys movies, music, and exploring the community. Hours are M-F, daytime. Join a supportive team with great compensation and benefits. Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience working with persons with developmental disabilities preferred. Please send resumé and cover letter to Jennifer Foster or email JenniferFO@HowardCenter.org. *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply ***

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT WANTED: Jericho Center

live-in caregiver for easygoing elderly disabled woman. 2-3 days/week. Must have homecare skills, Lifting/transfer required. Very nice setting. Wages $400 for 3 days/week.

OFFICE MANAGER/PERSONAL ASSISTANT

Exciting New Restaurant

needed for small architectural firm/furniture gallery in beautiful Stowe village. Flexibility, self-motivation, strong organizational skills, basic accounting knowledge, ability to work independently, and proficiency with MS Office suite, QuickBooks, and Macintosh are required. Project and personal support in addition to general duties. Diverse work with flexible hours. Send resumé with cover letter to:

now hiring full and part-time positions.

Bartenders • Servers Assistant Managers A si a n Bi s tro 12 1 Co nno r W ay 170 F Wi l l i st o n, V T 05495

Call Peter 802-899-4008 eves/weekend.

Apply within. Ask for Alex. 878-8878

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Northeastern Family Institute NFI-VT, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking…

ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE COORDINATOR Northeastern Family Institute, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking a multitasked, self-directed, detailoriented, accounts receivable coordinator to provide Medicaid and third party billing, contract invoicing, cash receipts entry and month-end functions. Requirements include knowledge of medical and contract billing, general accounting, computerized billing and Excel software applications. Send cover letter, resumé and salary requirements to:

bobbieperreault@nafi.com or Bobbie Perreault 30 Airport Road South Burlington, VT 05403 Deadline is September 21st. EOE

EARLY CHILDHOOD TEACHING POSITION: NAEYC accredited nonprofit center seeks energetic, creative Individual Assistants to work as part of a classroom team. Mary Johnson Children’s Center is an exciting, early childhood program in a state-of-the-art facility. Experience and a commitment to Early Childhood Education desired.

d Please send resumé and three letters of reference by September 24th to:

Mary Johnson Children’s Center 81 Water Street Middlebury, VT 05753

S TAFF A SSISTANT Chittenden Central Supervisory Union (Serving the Essex Junction, Union #46 and Westford School Districts)

is seeking an ambitious, self-starter to perform key administrative and clerical functions for the Human Resources and Curriculum Offices. Position is 40 hours/week, 12 months/year. Pay starts at $12.27/hour. Excellent benefits available. For additional information about qualifications, job duties and benefits, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). For consideration, please send letter, resumé, and three letters of recommendation to the address below, or stop by to complete an application. Deadline: 9/20/04

The Center is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Chittenden Central Supervisory Union 21 New England Drive Essex Junction, VT 05452 EOE

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is seeking a 30-hour/week substance abuse clinician for our 24/7 detox and stabilization program. We offer a competitive salary and excellent benefits. Bachelor’s degree required. CADC/CASAC and/or experience working with chemical dependency desired. Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply. Submit resumés by September 22 nd to:

Community Inclusion Facilitator We are seeking a highly motivated individual interested in joining our person-centered team, developing positive relationships and supporting individuals in achieving their goals and dreams.

Tim Moran Howard Center for Human Services 184 Pearl Street, Burlington, VT 05401

CVS will provide trainings, benefits and ongoing supports.Various part-time and per diem shifts available. Great opportunity for individuals first entering the field of human services or for those looking to further their experience.

Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY.

Shared Living Provider Opportunities

After-School Childcare Programs

ESSEX J UNCTION R ECREATION & PARKS We are looking for several individuals to staff our state-licensed after-school programs for students in grades K-5. The successful candidates must be age 18 or older and have experience working with youth. All applicants must have ability to obtain Red Cross CPR and First-Aid certification. Position pays $8/hour, 20 hours/ week. For consideration, please send letter and resumé to: Essex Junction Recreation and Parks 75 Maple Street Essex Junction, Vermont 05452 EOE

IMMEDIATE OPENING! Two, 20-hour a week positions working with two very personable young ladies with developmental disabilities in the Barre area. Successful candidates will accompany and support the young women at their job site and doing activities in the community. Positions may be combined for a 40-hour a week position with benefits. Valid driver’s license and reliable transportation a must.

Contact Judy Sturtevant Sterling Area Services Morrisville, VT 05661 (802) 888-7602 Reference job position(s) #034 and/or #016. EOE

Champlain Vocational Services is searching for a Home Care Provider to support a young man and to help him achieve independence in his life.This position requires patience, a commitment to equality, and a sense of humor. Experience with personal care a plus. We are also seeking a non-smoking, active individual or couple interested in sharing their home with a young, energetic woman who would like to transition to adulthood. If you are interested in joining our person-centered team, developing positive relationships, and supporting this individual in achieving her goals and dreams, we encourage you to apply. CVS will provide a generous tax-free stipend, a comprehensive training package, and ongoing supports. Experience working in the field of developmental disabilities preferred. Please send your letter of interest and resumé to:

staff@cvsvt.org

655-0511

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EMPLOYMENT SEASONED FRONT-OFFICE ASSISTANT Mature, reliable, front-desk assistant with experience, ability to communicate well, schedule, multitask, organize and follow through. Fulltime position. Please apply with letter to:

The Fairfield Inn by Marriott in Colchester, Vermont, is seeking an energetic employee for the following position:

Front Desk Full-time and part-time positions available. Please apply in person at:

84 South Park Drive Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-1400

Assistant Deli Manager Middlebury Natural Foods Co-op is looking for proven food service experience and a passion for learning and teaching others. Full-time with benefits package, starts immediately. Email resume by September 23rd to Jason, c/o pitlessmango @ yahoo.com.

RECRUITMENT COUNSELOR/ ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF RECRUITMENT Dynamic individual to join our recruitment team in seeking students for Norwich University, a diverse academic institution and Americaâ€™s first private military college. Administer recruiting events and outreach initiatives, interview prospective students, process application materials, contact and visit high schools, college fairs and recruitment events throughout the region. Serve as the Operations Officer for the universityâ€™s Future Leader Camp for high-school-age students during the summer. Requirements: Bachelor's degree, military experience or background, and excellent organizational, interpersonal and communication skills. Applicants with related experience may qualify for appointment at the Assistant Director level. Must work effectively with diverse faculty, staff and student populations and welcome a high level of student interaction. A valid driver's license is required.

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Busy broker of courier service, including airfreight, is looking to contract with experienced Independent Contractor Drivers operating cars, pick-up trucks and cargo vans. Commission-based business opportunity. Set your own hours.

Karen Seidel, O.D. 833 Brooklyn Street Morrisville, VT 05661

Student Assistance Counselors CHITTENDEN COUNTY Provide substance-abuse prevention, early identification/intervention and referral. Grades 5-12; BA required, MS preferred. Apprentice Substance Abuse certificate eligible, CADC/ LADC preferred. Previous experience working with adolescents, with families/schools/or community systems preferred; self-motivated, independent and energetic; excellent oral and written communication skills and presentation/workshop experience. Letter and resumĂŠ:

AR, Spectrum Youth and Family Services 177 Pearl Street Burlington, VT 05401

Call Mary Jayne of NICA at 1.800.551.6422 x 217

Deadline for submission of materials is September 27, 2004. A complete application package will include a cover letter, resumĂŠ, and the names and addresses of at least three professional references. Please submit completed applications to:

EOE

Recruitment Counselor Search, Human Resources Norwich University, 158 Harmon Drive Northfield, VT 05663 or via email to: jobs@norwich.edu. Visit our website at www.norwich.edu. Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical and dental coverage, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

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Opening at the Pine Ridge School RN/LPN to work in Health Center of private boarding school serving adolescents with language-based learning disabilities. Join a team of nurses and mental health professionals to provide holistic health care in boarding school. Current positions available are full-time and part-time in the evenings, including alternating weekends. Strengths in independent practice and assessment necessary. Competitive wage and very flexible schedule with many breaks. Please submit letter of interest and resumĂŠ to:

John Kaufman 9505 Williston Rd., Williston, VT 05495 Phone: 802-434-6910 Fax: 802-434-5512 email: jkaufman@pineridgeschool.com â€˘ EOE

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is needed at the Lund Family Center, an established agency with a history of supporting strong, healthy families in an environment of teamwork, creativity and innovation. Counselor will work in the residential treatment program with young women and their children. Bachelorâ€™s degree in relevant field, experience with adolescents and flexibility a must. Excellent benefits and competitive salary. EOE/EE/AA Please send resumĂŠ to: Sheila Joyal, Residential Coordinator Lund Family Center, P.O. Box 4009 Burlington, Vermont 05406-4009

Michaelâ€™s on the Hill Waterbury Center (802) 244-7476

MAINTENANCE WORKER The Howard Center for Human Services has an immediate opening in the Facilities Dept. for an experienced full-time maintenance worker. The selected candidate would perform general and preventative maintenance tasks, including but not limited to electrical, plumbing, carpentry, painting, HVAC equipment servicing, safety checks, and moves at HCHS properties. Maintains a safe and healthy environment for staff and clients by identifying potential problems and correcting them, using vendors, if needed. This position would include 24-hour emergency coverage on a rotating basis. All candidates must posses valid Vermont driverâ€™s license and have own reliable transportation. The Howard Center is an EOE which offers a great benefit package and competitive salary. Send resumĂŠ by Friday, October 8, 2004 to:

Don Dubie The Howard Center for Human Services 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3 J Burlington, VT 05401 or fax 802-660-0100 *** EOE/TTY. Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. *** Please visit www.howardcenter.org to see all current job opportunities.

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Tired of the restaurant scene? Fletcher Allen Health Care is seeking

FOOD SERVICE EMPLOYEES to work full-time days, early evenings and rotating weekend hours. Pay differentials for nights and weekends. Work in more than one site. We are looking for solid employees with flexibility, attention to detail and a desire to be part of a team. Good customer service skills required. If you’re tired of the restaurant scene, check us out! Great benefits and room for advancement. FT Job posting #04-1706.

Come meet our managers and learn more about this opportunity!

Nutrition Services JOB FAIR MCHV Campus 111Colchester Avenue Baird 3 Cafe Wednesday, September 22, 2004 2-4PM

Goddard College ALUMNI RELATIONS COORDINATOR The Alumni Relations Coordinator will develop, promote, implement and manage all aspects of alumni relations under the general supervision of the Dean of Institutional Advancement. Plan, coordinate and attend special alumni events; develop and oversee written material for alumni; develop and coordinate programs to promote the college through its alumni relations program; create/develop avenues of communication for all college alumni; identify/cultivate and steward alumni donors and volunteers; represent the college to various internal and external constituencies as well to the media and the community at large; and develop/manage the annual budget for the unit. Successful candidates will have BA degree; at least 3 years relevant experience; outstanding interpersonal skills, special events planning; experience designing/ writing promotional materials; knowledge of fundraising techniques; and budget preparation/fiscal management skills. Please submit a resumé with cover letter to be received by September 24, 2004 to:

Fletcher Allen Health Care offers a comprehensive benefits package and competitive salaries. If you are unable to attend the job fair, please feel free to use our online resumé builder at www.fahc.org or email your cover letter and resumé to: fahcjobs@vtmednet.org (no attachment) or mail to: Human Resources, FAHC, 111 Colchester Ave., Burlington, VT 05401. Scannable resumés should be on white paper with standard fonts, no bold, underline or italics. Please list posting number when applying. Posting #04-1706. EOE

Goddard College, Human Resources Office 123 Pitkin Road Plainfield, VT 05667 Email: carpenterc@goddard.edu Goddard is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. We encourage qualified candidates from groups underrepresented in our institution to apply.

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com Lamoille County Mental Health Services, Inc., a designated community mental health center, seeks the following: Bus Drivers: If you enjoy working with the public and always being on the go, join our front line! CCTA is looking for full-time, CDL-licensed drivers (including Passenger Endorsement) with excellent customer service skills, a great driving record and a positive team attitude. Don’t miss your chance to make $12.50 per hour and more than $32,000 after your first year!

CCTA offers excellent wages and full time employees receive a full benefits package. Applications are available online at www.cctaride.org or call 864-CCTA. Please fax resume, cover letter C • C • T • A and application to (802) 864-5564 or e-mail to CHITTENDEN COUNTY humanresources@cctaride.org. EOE. TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY

Burlington’s friendly and beautiful community-owned downtown grocery store is hiring. Join the City Market team and work in a thriving, fun and diverse workplace!

PREPARED FOODS We are currently recruiting for a number of part-time positions in our prepared foods department. Qualified candidates must be reliable with flexible schedules, solid work history and 6 months kitchen experience strongly preferred.

CASHIERS Provide outstanding customer service with a smile. Cash handling and retail experience preferred. Full and part-time hours available. Evenings/weekends may be required. City Market offers fantastic benefits including medical, dental and vision insurance, retirement plan, paid time-off, mass transit reimbursement and much more! EOE.

Please come by the store and pick up an application from the Customer Service Desk or send your resumé to:

CITY MARKET HR

Onion River Co-op

82 S. Winooski Ave. Suite 2 Burlington, VT 05401 jobs@citymarket.coop

CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER Lamoille County Mental Health Services, Inc., a designated community mental health center in Morrisville is looking for a full-time CFO. The responsibilities include all financial reporting, preparation of the Agency’s annual budget, grant management, and oversight of accounts receivable, accounts payable and the Agency’s MIS systems. Also responsible for risk management and property management for the agency. Serves as a member of the senior managment team. Qualifications are a Bachelor’s degree in accounting or business administration and several years experience in administration with proven management skills. Reply by cover letter and resumé indicating salary requirements.

STAY HOME AND GET PAID! Provide someone with a stable home environment on a temporary or regular basis. You will be supported by a dynamic team of health care workers. We’re dedicated to the highest quality care and we’re looking for dedicated, compassionate persons to become part of our team. We need respite workers and developmental home providers. If interested, please call Val at 888-5026.

SEEKING RN to work part-time for Developmental Services program in Morrisville. Working 10 to 15 hours per week on compliance of program’s medical guidelines. Competitive wages. Send cover letter and resumé.

VOCATIONAL CREW LEADER Dedicated and dependable person to work permanent part-time. Community-based supported employment program that provides vocational services to persons with severe and persistent mental illness, using different employment and recovery models. Work days consist of Thursday, Friday and Saturday, 24 hours per week. Clean driving record required. Please send resumé.

Lamoille County Mental Health is an equal opportunity employer and provides excellent benefits including health care and a generous leave-time package. Reply by cover letter and resumé to:

LCMHS HR Director 520 Washington Highway Morrisville, VT 05661 Or email to: sueg@lamoille.org

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