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I was offended after reading Roger E. Kohnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s letter to the editor [October 6]. According to Mr. Kohn, I am a third-party, selfish voter, meaning I do not vote for Democrats or Republicans. I choose to vote for candidates who hold true to my beliefs. Unfortunately, these are rarely candidates from the twoparty duopoly. The choices I make on the ballot are carefully considered and are anything but selfish.

I agree with Mr. Kohn that there is a noticeable difference between the two major political parties â&#x20AC;&#x201D; but certainly not enough. I also agree with him that life is full of compromises, but there are some things that should never be compromised. I do not believe in compromising my beliefs or anyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rights. If I were to vote for one of the twoparty presidential candidates, I would be doing just that. I think it is arrogant of Mr. Kohn to insinuate that, as a third-party voter, I should stay home because my vote is the equivalent to no vote at all.

I will not stay home November 2, and Mr. Kohn should realize that winning isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t everything. Historically, thirdparty voters have empowered their candidates to move very important agendas that otherwise

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may have never manifested into the national political arena. I should also point out that thirdparty candidates do win elections. There are currently over 210 elected Greens in the United States, and the Green Party is the fastest-growing political party in the world.

I hope Mr. Kohn comes to realize that change is inevitable as long as there are third parties to break the monotony of the twoparty system, for two are too few to properly represent the diversity of ideals that are the vitality of America.

Owen Mulligan BURLINGTON

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WHOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S THE MAN?

The gubernatorial debate on Tuesday defied Peter Freyneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s many attacks on Peter Clavelle [â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Track,â&#x20AC;? October 13], outlining both the stronger candidate for governor and the better man. Late in the debate, a young woman stood and asked the two candidates to lay down their swords, put the mud-slinging to rest, and each tell us one good quality about their opponent. Around this time of year politicians morph into vicious cats that claw and spit, losing sight of the fact that all

Vermonters want is an honest, good person to represent them.

In answer, Douglasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; voice surged over the room, telling a story about how his wife never expects him home for dinner. He praised himself for being a selfless public servant, talking about how difficult it is to surrender his family for the good of Vermont. In an afterthought, he crowded in a comment about Clavelleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s similar sacrifices.

When Douglas sat back down, the dismayed audience looked to Clavelle. As he fired back at Douglas, I prayed, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Please let there be a better man in this.â&#x20AC;? At that moment, Peter Clavelle paused. His demeanor changed.

He looked at the Vermonters before him and did what our governor could not. He answered the question. He swallowed his pride and commended Jim Douglas on his Fit and Healthy Kids initiative. In a flood, my faith was restored in this mad political game. I walked away from that debate knowing that there is a better man amid all of the spite â&#x20AC;&#x201D; his name is Peter Clavelle.

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living in that fucked-up place for another four years. But Peter Freyne [“Inside Track,” October 20], what in hell has crawled up your ass and died lately?

Despite the chatter amongst your “seasoned” circle of hacks, there are 600 Vermonters packing their bags for the Middle East who may disagree with the assessment that the war ain’t relevant to Vermont. Everybody knows a vote for Peter Clavelle won’t end the farce and fraud forced upon us by the U.S. Supreme Court. It will, however,

be a very symbolic and powerful vote against those who would eat at the table of such thugs. Those who choose to stand with this naked Boy Emperor and his merry band of thieves. And yes, a vote against this very ugly war.

We all know you fashion yourself the gritty populist crank, willing to dispense the tough advice to friend and foe alike.

You’ve been very good at it through the years. And perhaps those running a very tough campaign could have taken different and better steps along the way.

But your stuff is becoming about as useful as five minutes with Ann Coulter.

Vermont is better than that.

And so are you.

David Lines BURLINGTON

NO RTA

“It’s just not good for kids.”

That’s the conclusion of teachers at the Center for Technology (CTE) in Essex Junction and the Burlington Technical Center (BTC), who recently voted by over 90 percent not to support

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the proposed Regional Technical Academy (RTA) on the ballot November 2.

When those teachers were asked to design a technical high school, they responded with plans for a four-year academy offering a comprehensive academic curriculum, state-of-theart facilities and wide-ranging athletic and extracurricular programs. Combining teachers and programs from both existing technical centers, the new school would epitomize 21st-century technical education. The current proposal is something different.

Although the technical academy was approved by voters in March 2004, this technical center is far removed from the original plan. Realizing that the price tag for the new RTA could be prohibitive, the board cut costs.

Rather than building a new facility, current plans have the center installed in an empty factory.

The four-year academy has been reduced to two years. With enrollment figures down, there are no guarantees that programs will be maintained. There will be no sports or extracurriculars.

Thus, this RTA represents a net loss in educational quality and options for students. When questioned about these changes, RTA board member Leslie Williams replied that “we need to be open to... some risks.”

Teachers at both technical centers, Burlington and Essex Junction, are nearly unanimous in their opposition to the RTA. They are adamant that their opposition to the RTA is solely because the current proposal is bad for students. As Dave Ginter, CTE teacher, stated, “They want to spend $44 million to close two of the best tech centers in Vermont.”

Support technical education.

Vote “no” on the RTA November 2.

Brian Walsh SOUTH BURLINGTON

Walsh is president of Essex Junction Westford Education Association.

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I am writing to clarify information about the RTA Board of Directors. It is not true that all board members support the vision of a separate four-year school. I voted in opposition to that particular vision statement, and many board members were absent the night of the vote.

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ith just a few days to go until the big vote, the race for lieutenant governor of Vermont is fast becoming the race to watch. And Seven Days has detected a noticeable swing in favor of the Democratic challenger Cheryl Rivers as more and more Progressives wake up and smell the coffee.

Republican incumbent Brian Dubie is seeking a second term. He won two years ago with just 41 percent of the vote. That’s because it was a three-way race. Democrat Peter Shumlin came in second with 32 percent. And Progressive Anthony Pollina finished third with 25 percent.

No one in Vermont appreciates the Progressive Party more than Brian Dubie.

This time former State Sen. Cheryl Rivers, a longtime champion of causes near and dear to Democrats and Progressives alike, is taking her first shot at statewide office. And much to Doobie-Doo’s delight, Progressive State Rep. Steve Hingtgen is running, too.

The only media poll so far shows the 2004 lite-gov race shaping up like a repeat of 2002, with the Progressive and Democrat dividing the left and handing victory to the enemy.

But, stop the presses!

Seven Days has learned that the Progressive Party is in turmoil! Independent thinking has broken out! Leading Progs are jumping ship, folks, and coming out of the closet for Cheryl Rivers, the Democrat.

And, according to sources, internal tracking polls at one party headquarters are showing Hingtgen’s 15 percent support cut in half.

What’s going on?

Ellen Oxfeld has been active in progressive politics since then-Mayor Bernie Sanders ran for Congress in 1988. She’s worked for Bernie every two years since and also helped organize the Progressive Party in the late 1990s.

However, Oxfeld, the Prog Party’s Addison County chair, is not going to be voting for the Progressive Party candidate this time. Instead, she has become a passionate Rivers supporter.

The Middlebury College anthropologist told Seven Days she firmly believes in the need for a third party in Vermont. She supported Pollina in his 2000 bid for governor and 2002 run for lite-gov because he was raising issues the Democrat wasn’t.

She’s right. Pollina took on the old Howard Dean, the one we often satirized as Vermont’s “Republican” governor. And former Sen. Peter Shumlin had a gasolineand-matches relationship with the far left.

This time, however, it’s a horse of a different color.

Oxfeld told Seven Days that while she has “a high regard” for Hingtgen, “It doesn’t make sense” for him to be in this race.

“Cheryl Rivers is doing exactly what we criticize Democrats for not doing,” said Oxfeld. “She’s advancing Progressive issues.”

Oxfeld pointed out that Rivers is calling for publicly funded health care, livable wages and prescription drugs from Canada.

Similar sentiments are being expressed by a former colleague of Hingtgen who served with him in the General Assembly.

Former State Rep. Carina Driscoll (PBurlington) told Seven Days that, unlike last time, she will be not be supporting her own

party’s candidate for lieutenant governor.

“I’ve served with Steve and I have a great deal of respect for his contribution,” said Driscoll, “but I’m supporting Cheryl because she’s the best candidate, hands down.”

In Carina the Prog’s mind, Rivers the Democrat is the candidate “who can win, bring the left together and make the difference we need for Vermont.”

What the hell is going on? If the Progressives ever did anything right, it was marching in lockstep.

Now that dashing and handsome Tony the Prog has retired from running losing campaigns and taken up the perch of a WDEV talk-show host, a few seemingly normal, intelligent Proggies are starting to see the light.

Or maybe the impact of the Green Monster, Ralph Nader’s 2000 presidential campaign and the spoiler role he played in key states like New Hampshire, has finally sunk in? Imagine waking up every day and not hearing the latest body count from Iraq?

Not hearing George W. Bush’s voice?

In a perfect world it’d be positively delightful to have Instant Runoff Voting, something Progs tout. Third-, even fourthand fifth-party candidates could have a real shot and the voters would be exposed to a broader public debate than the one offered by the two Big Bad Major Parties.

But, in case you haven’t noticed, we do not live in a perfect world.

Progressives Oxfeld and Driscoll are not alone. Though Congressman Bernie Sanders runs as an Independent, free of party labels, it was the Progressive Coalition he spawned in Burlap 20 years ago — when stepdaughter Carina was but a little tyke — that became what is the Progressive Party today. For years Anthony Pollina ran the congressman’s Vermont office. And Ol’ Bernardo, long a Rivers ally, is also urging Progs to back the horsewoman from Windsor County.

Stevie Wonderful was not pleased to hear how fellow Progs Oxfeld and Driscoll view his candidacy.

“I’m sick of this spoiler stuff,” said Hingtgen. “It’s a joke. They’re trying to marginalize me.”

Damn Progressives, eh? You just can’t trust them.

Actually, it’s not a joke, Steve.

Republican Brian Dubie winning a second term with just 41 percent of the vote would be a joke. A sick joke, too, in the eyes of Vermonters who will vote overwhelmingly for Sanders, as well as for Democrats Patrick Leahy and John Kerry.

As they’d say in Vegas, there’s a lot of last-second movement in this race among the Vermont left — movement toward Rivers the Democrat. An upset is brewing.

Looks live Ma Rivers not only can lead a horse to water, she can also make it think.

Crystal Ball: Rivers upsets Dubie.

Hingtgen doesn’t break 10 percent. The Vermont left finally gets its act together on the Montpeculiar stage.

P.S. Howard Dean is scheduled to endorse Auditor Elizabeth Ready on Wednesday. In the wake of stories about her bogus academic claims, Ready is in the INSIDE TRACK >> 18A

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NAP Time When 1000 UVM students rioted on the Redstone campus to “celebrate” the Red Sox beating the Yankees, few people in Burlington’s Neighborhood Action Project were surprised. They’ve been dealing with escalating student violence and rowdy behavior since Labor Day. The 6-year-old group is composed of city officials, residents and university representatives. They meet bi-weekly in the Howard building on Pearl Street to compare notes on noise, vandalism and qualityof-life issues in the heavily student-populated area bounded by North Winooski Avenue and North Willard, Pearl and North streets. At the beginning of the school year, they sponsor nighttime neighborhood walks to introduce themselves and identify party spots.

The morning after the riot, which caused an estimated $40,000 to $60,000 worth of damage, UVM president Daniel Fogel circulated an email to university and community leaders declaring that the students involved would be disciplined. A copy

of his missive was passed around the NAP meeting Thursday night.

Though official reports say the damage was confined to campus, the 14 NAP members who attended reported lots of noise and broken bottles on their streets. The NAPsters — most of them middle-aged parents and homeowners — say the kids have been particularly rowdy this year, especially earlier this fall. Residents traded horror stories about students peeing on their lawns and drag racing on North Willard Street. One woman told of a friend who rents a hotel room every weekend to escape the late-night noise.

In late September, one NAP member (who wishes to remain anonymous) sent an email to fellow NAPsters and Burlington city councilors describing a particularly gross offense: Someone defecated in a nearby alley, then smeared feces on her house and her backyard grill. There was no proof that students were involved but, given the neighborhood’s hostile climate, they’re the prime suspects.

In fact, there seems to be a general consensus among UVM and city officials that this year has been especially trying. UVM’s Gail Shampnois told the group, “I really feel this fall strained and stressed a lot of our

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Junior Matthew Silverman of Philadelphia came to a meeting at the beginning of October. Silverman is the op-ed editor of the Vermont Cynic, but he didn’t tell the NAP members that he was taking notes for a story.

Judging by the negative response at the most recent NAP meeting, his October 12 center-spread

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“Students see the NAP as a group of party-poopers,” he wrote. “College students want to go out late on the weekend, party, and have a good time. In a sense, this ritual is a defining characteristic of higher learning in the United States and likely in the world at large.”

Silverman, who doesn’t plan to attend another NAP meeting, said in a phone interview that he thought the riot was “incredibly stupid,” but he still thinks the NAP’s standards are unreasonable. “If you have a family, that’s just not a good neighborhood for you to live in,” he said. “Maybe that shouldn’t be the case, but that is the case.”

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In New Mexico, lawsuits are flying over Ralph Nader getting booted off the ballot. In Missouri, Democrats are suing the state over the locations of early-voting stations. And in Florida, you can’t swing a hanging chad without hitting an election attorney who’s filing suit over touch-screen voting machines or disqualified voter-registration forms.

Public confidence in the integrity of the upcoming election is so low that 13 members of Congress sent a letter to UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan asking for international observers to keep an eye on things.

While Vermont has managed to stay above the fray, federal officials here aren’t leaving anything to chance. On Election Day, the U.S. attorney’s office in Burlington says it will field phone calls from any concerned voters who want to report incidents of election fraud or voting-rights abuses, such as paying voters to vote, tampering with ballots or tallying machines, stuffing ballot boxes or physically intimidating voters.

The program is part of a nationwide effort set up by the Justice Department to make voting easier and cheating harder. Actually, this kind of thing isn’t new — Assistant U.S. Attorney John Conroy says he’s been doing it in Vermont since 1988 and has never had to make an investigation into voter fraud.

Nevertheless, Conroy says he’ll be open for business late on November 2, just in case.

To file an election complaint, contact the U.S. Attorney’s office at 951-6725.

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Between August 15 and October 8, the BPD issued 30 percent more tickets than during the same period in 2003. had quieted down a little — at least until the riot.

“They think they somehow have a right to engage in that kind of behavior,” NAP member Ian Galbraith said Thursday night. Galbraith emphasized that he frankly doesn’t care if underage college kids are drinking and partying — it’s the ruckus that ticks him off. “You don’t need to make noise or to engage in some of this other behavior to have a good time,” he said.

But there was only one student present to hear Galbraith’s admonition: Kelly Chamberlin, a UVM senior who chairs the school’s Committee on Legislative Action. Though the meetings are open to the public, students, with their hectic class schedules — and social lives — rarely attend.

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During their visit, Kernaghan spouted plenty of other startling figures. For example, there are 1.8 million garment workers in Bangladesh, most of them teenaged women like Akther, who work under similar or worse conditions. Wal-Mart, the world’s largest company, spends $1.4 million per day in advertising, but pays just 26 cents for each garment sewn by Akther. Kernaghan points out that if Wal-Mart, which earned $9 billion in profits last year, paid its Bangladeshi workers just 37 cents per hour — a 25-cent raise — it would be enough to lift those workers out of poverty.

Wal-Mart is by no means the only American company accused of using sweatshop labor in developing nations, though it’s by far the largest.

Wal-Mart has consistently denied those allegations, and a spokesperson at its global headquarters in Bentonville, Arkansas, insists that the company’s overseas operations conform to all labor and human-rights standards in the countries in which they operate.

But Kernaghan isn’t buying it. He’s the activist who uncovered the sweatshop labor that was producing goods for Kathie Lee Gifford and Sean “P. Diddy” Combs. During their U.S. tour, Kernaghan brought the former garment workers into a Wal-Mart store, where one of the women identified the pants that were made in the factory where she worked.

Sk Nazma is a former child worker who began toiling in garment factories at age 11. She is now president of the Bangladesh Center for Worker Solidarity, a group that’s fighting for better wages and working conditions. Speaking in her native Bengali, she told the audience at St. Mike’s that they’re not asking Americans to boycott these companies — the Bangladeshis desperately need the work, she says — but to put pressure on the companies to do the right thing.

The last number Kernaghan shared with the audience is $268 billion — the total purchasing power of the nation’s 15.3 million college students. He urged the students to become more conscientious consumers and ask questions about what they buy and how it’s made, and to use that power wisely. “These workers are not coming here to say how pathetic they are,” Kernaghan says. “If they don’t have the pressure in the marketplace, these workers will never get their rights.”

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Curses, Foiled Again Nevada authorities accused Richard Martin, 37, of deliberately crashing his car after abducting his wife. “She made several comments, ‘He’s trying to kill me, he’s trying to kill me,’” Nevada Highway patrol spokesperson Chuck Allen said. Teresa Martin survived, but the July 30 crash sent her husband into a coma that lasted two months. When he regained consciousness, he was arrested and charged with attempted murder and kidnapping.

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and divorce lawyers insisted there is no such thing as a simple divorce.

Grazing for Gays Dutch officials in Haarlemmerliede announced plans to introduce Scottish highland cattle to Spaarnwoude Park to drive away gay couples who use the park to have sex. “The gays are causing a lot of trouble to the other visitors,” park director Van Hoogdalem said. “I don’t have anything against gays, but I don’t want them to copulate in public where people walking their dogs or having a walk with children can see them.”

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police reported that two villagers were killed while trying to break open an anti-tank mine so they could use the casing for a stove to fry snacks.

According to Mirza Zafar, a senior police officer in Sialkot, the mine exploded when Muhammad Latif hit it with a hammer.

September 11 commission pointed out that one of the main failures of government leading to the terrorist attacks was its lack of imagination, Jami Miscik, the CIA’s deputy director for intelligence, said the agency has begun consulting Hollywood moviemakers.

“We had our terrorism and counternarcotics analysts meet with Hollywood directors, screenwriters and producers. People who are known for developing the summer blockbusters or the hit TV shows that often have a terrorism theme,” Miscik told a House Intelligence Committee hearing. “It was an attempt to see beyond the intelligence report and into a world of

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Slightest Provocations A West Virginia father and son were arrested after they got into a gunfight.

According to Detective Sgt. A.D. Beasley of the Mercer County Sheriff ’s Department, the incident began when Harley Lee Shrader, 24, who was shot in the ear, and Jackie Lee Shrader, 49, argued over how to cook skinless chicken. “It started out as a physical confrontation,” Beasley said, “but it escalated until both of them were shooting at each other.”

• Police charged Johnny Pinedo, 23, of East Elmhurst, New York, with murdering his friend, Mario Chavez, 21, after Pinedo bought some noodle soup at a deli and wouldn’t share it with Chavez. Investigators said that the two men wrestled until Pinedo put Chavez in a headlock and choked him.

Unclear on the Concept An Indian Muslim charged with being part of a mob that set fire to a train carrying Hindu pilgrims two years ago, triggering Hindu-Muslim violence that caused more than 2000 deaths, has requested bail so he can go home for 30 days to have sex with his wife.

Court officials in Ahmedabad said that Firozkhan Zafarkhan’s two-page hand-

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Nicotine in the News After being told that their pet parrot had severe respiratory problems, Kevin Barclay and Sharon Wood enrolled in a clinic to quit smoking. “I think I must have shaken the owners up quite badly,” Glen Cousquer of the South Beech Veterinary Surgery in Essex, England, said, pointing out that the couple vowed to give up their 50-cigarette-a-day habit for the bird’s sake.

“They’ve gone five weeks.”

• When Walter Breuning of Great Falls, Montana, turned 108, he lamented having to quit smoking cigars at the age of 99 because he could no longer afford them. After his story was widely distributed, the retired railroad worker received gifts of cigars from all over the United States and as far away as London, and announced that he had taken up smoking again.

Religious Cover-Up Iran’s morals police have banned shopkeepers from showing unveiled dummies and lingerie in their windows. “Using unveiled mannequins that reveal their bodies’ curves is banned,” the newspaper Sharq quoted part of a new police manual as saying. Shops breaking the rules risk closure and losing their trading licenses. 쩾

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his is a mismatched couple if I ever saw one, I thought to myself as I guided my taxi along the highway en route to Topnotch in Stowe. We were in foliage season and the mountainsides framing Bolton Flats looked like the inside of a furnace. I’ve always felt these blazing colors actually warm the bones of Vermonters, preparing us all for the deep freeze to come.

The woman in the back seat was young, not beyond 30. She was lithe and lively, with silky black hair and a sharp intelligence evident in her eyes. Her paramour sitting beside her — I could tell they were a couple by the way he kept touching her — was at least a dozen years her senior. He was dark, coiled and compact. Though he maintained a tight smile across his wide jaw, he looked as if he’d just as soon take a swipe at you.

There’s this theory that people couple up on the basis of a relatively equal degree of physical attractiveness. We all know — or eventually learn after a sufficient number of rejections — our general position in the sexual food chain. Armed with this knowledge, we seek out the most appealing partner possible given our own level of allure. One obvious exception to this rule is the rich and powerful man: He tends to get the young

This wasn’t the first time I’d noticed how outer success doesn’t necessarily translate into personal happiness. hotties even if he looks and acts like a cretin — a fact that doesn’t make me the least bit jealous or bitter. I had a suspicion that the twosome in the back fell into this category.

“Hey, man,” the guy blurted out, forcefully grabbing my attention. “Is this what they call ‘peak foliage’ right now? Because my secretary was supposed to book us here for the best part of the season.”

“Well, technically we’re probably a little past peak, but I look at it like sex. Sure, the climax is terrific and all, but the lead-up before and the cool-down after ain’t shabby, either. The whole thing’s great, I guess I’m trying to say.”

This metaphor had come to me earlier in the week and, though it was a bit risqué here, I have to confess that I’d been looking for the right opportunity to take it out for a spin.

“Crap,” the man said, turning to face his seatmate and pointedly dismissing my sexfoliage analogy. “I explicitly told Maria to book the hotel for the cream of this leaf thing. How hard could that be?”

I read somewhere that a tribal member who had spent his whole life in the Amazon jungle could literally not see any images the first time he viewed a television. Living in a visceral, natural world, the abstraction of TV was simply beyond his frame of reference.

My customer in the back was the mirror image of the tribesman: He could not see the trees of Vermont; his experience of the world

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The woman stroked his forearm.

Calming this guy down, I imagined, had to be a full-time endeavor. “Lawrence,” she said. “Look out the window, honey. It’s gorgeous out there.”

Accepting the prompt, Lawrence turned to his left, peered out skeptically at the great outdoors and registered a sour, controlled smile.

“So you folks live in L.A.?” I asked as we came upon the Stowe exit. They had arrived in Vermont on a private plane from Los Angeles.

“Yeah,” Lawrence said. “Well, we live in Malibu, actually.”

“Jeez, I can’t even imagine what it would be like to live out there. Swimming pools, movie stars — I guess I get my ideas from ‘The Beverly Hillbillies.’” This realization and what it revealed about the vapidity of my experience made me laugh out loud.

“Are you associated with the movie industry?” I asked, continuing the frothy repartee.

“Yeah, we both are. Lilly’s an actress and I’m a film producer with Universal.”

Check, I said to myself. That explained the “Beauty and the Beast” phenomenon, just as I had suspected. But I didn’t linger on that thought for long; I was excited to be transporting real live show-biz people.

“Wow, so I’m dazzled. Universal is one of the major studios, I guess. Have you been associated with any worthwhile projects, anything you’re especially proud of?”

“No, just crap that makes money.”

“Oh, c’mon, honey,” Lilly interjected.

“What about Monster’s Ball?”

“OK, yeah — that was something of quality. But, as I said, mostly crap.”

It’s nice to see a man who loves his work, I thought. This wasn’t the first time I’d noticed how outer success doesn’t necessarily translate into personal happiness. Sometimes the CEO is in a world of pain while the short-order cook is on top of the world.

We passed the Ben & Jerry’s factory and soon reached the three-way stop in downtown Stowe. The sidewalks were teeming with peppy leaf-peepers, a lovely sight for all of us who depend on tourists for our economic well-being. After a few miles up the Mountain Road, the signature flaming torch appeared and we turned off into the Topnotch Resort. The place is aptly named — it’s pretty plush.

“Oh, Larry,” Lilly burst out as we pulled to a stop at the front office. “This hotel is gorgeous! Autumn in Vermont — what a perfect anniversary present.”

Lawrence said, “Here’s to the next 10 years, baby,” and embraced Lilly, kissing her tenderly on the lips.

I sat behind the wheel feeling more than slightly stupid. Riding around every day with people I’ve just met and making snap assumptions about their lives — sometimes I forget just how off-base I can be.

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him?” Ordered to return to his mark, the doomed man had to stand there while Jackson, who had purposely let his opponent shoot first so he could take more careful aim, raised his pistol and pulled the trigger.

No go — the hammer stopped at half-cock. Jackson coolly — some would say cold-bloodedly — recocked the gun and tried again, this time successfully. Dickinson fell with a bullet hole in his gut and slowly bled to death. Many who heard of the incident felt that recocking the weapon was cheating; Jackson was unrepentant but remained under a cloud until his success in the War of 1812.

• Grover Cleveland. Elected sheriff of Erie County, New York, in 1870, Cleveland was responsible for the hanging of condemned criminals. Believing this unpleasant chore was not one he could fob off on a hireling, Cleveland sprang the trap himself at least on two occasions.

Political foes later called him “the Buffalo Hangman.”

Dear Cecil, So I guess everyone’s agreed that John Kerry personally blew away a VC in ’Nam 35 years ago. My question is, have we ever had a killer for president? I’m not talking about generals like Grant and Eisenhower, who were indirectly responsible for the deaths of thousands of Confederates and Germans, or combatants using long-distance weapons like a Kennedy torpedo or a Bush Sr. bomb. I’m wondering about somebody getting whacked face to face, mano a mano, up close and personal, with a gun, knife, club or pointy stick.

Washington in the French and Indian War? Garfield in the Civil War? Didn’t Andy Jackson fight a duel or two?

Gavin Anderson, Salt Lake City No offense, Gavin, but you sound like one of those guys who slows down to ogle car wrecks. However, now that you bring it up, the question does hold a certain grim fascination. Given the 250-year time span and the impossibility of counting undetected homicides, I don’t claim the following list is complete. Still, I know of three U.S. presidents who killed people at close range, and one more accused of murder: • Andrew Jackson. No surprise here — the hot-tempered Jackson killed a man in a duel near Nashville in 1806 (not quite two years after Aaron Burr, then vice president, killed Alexander Hamilton in a similar confrontation). His opponent was Charles Dickinson, a young lawyer who had insulted Jackson’s wife, Rachel, in a dispute over a horse-racing debt. Jackson issued a challenge, Dickinson accepted, and their seconds arranged the details: The two men would stand eight paces apart in a forest clearing, pistols pointed down, and shoot on command.

At the signal Dickinson — by reputation the far superior shot — immediately raised his weapon and blasted away, striking Jackson near the heart. The wound was serious but not fatal; Jackson clapped his hand to his chest but otherwise remained motionless. Stepping backward, Dickinson exclaimed, “My God, have I missed

• Teddy Roosevelt. During his famous charge with the Rough Riders up Cuba’s San Juan Hill in 1898, Teddy was among the first to reach the enemy trenches as the Spanish were retreating. Two men shot at him; Teddy fired back, and one died. At least one historian doubts that in the chaos of battle anybody could know for certain who had fired the fatal shot, but Teddy was sure he had done it and the Medal of Honor citation he received 102 years later (long story) credits him with the death.

• George Washington. Many U.S. presidents have been accused of capital crimes, mostly by opponents, but in Washington’s case some reputable historians have pointed the finger. As an inexperienced militia officer in 1754, Washington led an ambush on a small French military detachment in the Ohio Territory in which the French commanding officer and nine others were killed. Indians in Washington’s party then scalped the dead. France and England weren’t at war at the time; the French were on a diplomatic mission to deliver a message telling the English to clear out of French territory. One French survivor claimed that his CO had been shot down as he attempted to read the message while surrounded by English troops. (Nobody says Washington killed the man himself, but he was there and nominally in charge.)

Five weeks later the French captured Washington and made him sign a document describing the French officer’s death as an “assassination.” Washington later claimed he didn’t understand what he was signing because of a poor translation; in any case, the incident caused an uproar and precipitated the French and Indian War. French historians have long regarded the incident as murder. Even if you don’t buy the story that Washington’s men blew away the defenseless emissary, a plausible argument can be made that our first president rashly concluded the French were up to no good and supervised the killing of 10 people by mistake.

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hen Andrea Learned urges a client to “reach the sky” during a recent Pilates class at her South End studio in Burlington, she’s referring to arms stretched upward. The 40-year-old Michigan native’s personal sky-reaching efforts now go beyond the exercise regimen that has given her a muscular frame. But she’s no Andrea Schwarzenegger. Pilates is “a mind-body process more akin to yoga,” explains Learned, whose own mind is increasingly immersed in the intellectual demands of another career: a writer who advises businesses how to market products to women.

For more than a decade Learned tackled a variety of jobs as she migrated across the country, starting out in Washington, D.C. and winding up in Washington state. When she relocated from the Pacific Northwest to Vermont late last year, the timing seemed perfect. She was coauthoring the 224-page Don’t Think Pink, which came out this summer. Harvard Business Review deemed it “rich in practical suggestions and interesting stories, with an easy-toAndrea Learned read style.” An anonymous consumer Women’s Marketing Consultant commenting on Amazon.com, where Burlington the Pink sales ranking is noteworthy, delivered even more effusive praise: “I’ve read a lot of business-related books and rarely do I find one that I can’t put down.”

A New England home makes it easier for Learned to promote the successful publication — and spread the word about gender marketing at conferences — in major Eastern cities such as New York. Moreover, she is geographically closer to her septuagenarian parents and three siblings. An added benefit is that the rural Green Mountain State nurtures her outdoorsy athleticism. Learned loves strolling with her Australian Shepherd, bike riding, snowboarding and Nordic skiing, among other recreational activities. “My energy is better suited to Burlington,” she acknowledges. “I have a great lifestyle here. I enjoy the calmness that feeds me and allows me to do my work.”

SEVEN DAYS: First of all, what the heck is Pilates?

ANDREA LEARNED: During World War I, a German man named Joseph Pilates engineered hospital beds so that patients could exercise. The piece of equipment [a platform rigged with springs, straps and pulleys] I use is called The Reformer. Later, in New York, his business was near a ballet studio and Pilates became inextricably linked with dance.

SD: That influence is obvious.

Some of the movements are very graceful.

AL: You have to focus on breathing and use the core muscles of the body, lengthening and strengthening them from the inside out for no more than an hour at a time. It’s not about cranking up the volume and getting really sweaty. Gym rats aren’t usually interested.

SD: What interested you?

AL: One of my sisters was doing it in 2002. She looked leaner and fitter. So I was addicted by the time I started training in Seattle four times a week, from September to November 2003. I was already planning a move to Vermont and thought this was a trade I could practice anywhere. I love it so much, I wanted to evangelize. I moved here in December and began teaching Pilates at the end of January.

But I plan to close my studio soon to concentrate on writing.

SD: Was that something you studied in college?

AL: I graduated from the University of Michigan in 1986 as a political science major. Then, I did PR work at the U.S. Chamber of Commerce in Washington, D.C. From there, I went to Portland, Oregon. That was 1989.

SD: Why Oregon?

AL: A boy.

SD: After trying out a range of occupations in several states, in 1999 you resettled in Bellingham, Washington. What sort of work awaited you?

AL: I did PR at a museum for six months. Then I launched a virtual company, ReachWomen, with a friend from Oregon. We discovered there weren’t many other online consulting firms for marketing to women. I also began to write for ClickZ.com. There was no pay, but I contributed an article every two weeks and got my name out there. That exposure helped me [and coauthor Lisa Johnson] get a book contract in 2002.

SD: And Don’t Think Pink was born. What is the premise?

AL: A lot of traditionally male-dominated industries really don’t understand marketing to females. Many companies still believe women want a hero that rides in on a white horse.

But women aren’t looking for that anymore. We fix things ourselves. Lisa and I urge businesses to try transparent marketing rather than “pink” superficiality. One of the six keys to transparency we suggest is authenticity. Honestly reveal both your strengths and weaknesses. That will help customers gain trust in the people behind the brand.

SD: What other projects do you have on tap now?

AL: My ClickZ.com editor is with Marketing Profs, an online publication. I’m a senior contributor. I do two case studies of companies a month, plus six or more feature stories over the course of a year. I’ve also got my own Web log — www.andrea learned.com — and I write for business publications in the United Kingdom. I speak four or five times a year at conventions or trade shows.

SD: How will things change when you close the studio in December?

AL: I hope to get back into painting and photography. I’ll bring The Reformer home to do Pilates. I won’t take on new clients. Another book proposal is in the beginning stages.

My life is all about writing now. That means a lot of emailing and researching. The Age of the Internet is crucial to who I am. m

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held the same evening as the vote. While the entire city of Winooski has 40 percent of one vote on the board, these folks have 60 percent of a vote each, and there are five of them. The appointees include the chairman of the RTA Board, the chair of the Facilities Committee, the chair of the Finance Committee and the chair of the Communication Committee. The only committee chair who is elected is the chair of the Curriculum Committee.

This letter is not meant to disparage the hard work of these good people. Their passion for this project and their solid commitment of time and experience is appreciated. Yet, the public needs to know that our RTA board has been driven by a deadline created by the seller of the proposed building. It was the state building and the grounds folks who created our boardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s timetable. The RTA board has not discussed costeffective satellite options.

If this RTA proposal fails in November, it is my wish that the RTA board will remain committed to devising a regional technical program. It is exciting and invigorating for us to tackle educational issues as a group.

Now that we truly have everyone at the table, it would be wise for us to assess our own schoolsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; facilities in the context of expanding and enhancing existing programs. Technical education needs the input and energy of the business community. But the business community needs to understand that representative democracy, while slower, will result in a better, and perhaps more sustainable, project.

Jodi Harrington WINOOSKI

Harrington is a member of the Winooski School Board and Winooski representative to the RTA. PROGRESSIVE DEMS

Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had many recent articles about the Progressive Party, some of them suggesting that their influence is waning. I partly disagree. While I agree that their numbers may be diminishing, I think that they have influenced the Democratic Party to become more progressive.

Case in point is Jason P. Lorber. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s running for State Representative (as a Democrat in Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s downtown and the Old North End) and is endorsed by two other Democrats who are also very progressive, Peter Clavelle and Cheryl Rivers. All three are advocates for progressive causes, and all three have the endorsements of major progressive organizations.

Jason is endorsed by the Vermont Alliance of Conservation Voters and the Vermont National Education Alliance â&#x20AC;&#x201D; two very progressive organizations. And, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one of only 50 people nationwide to be endorsed by the 21st Century

Democrats, a national progressive organization. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s articulate and experienced, and has a track record of being a community leader.

While the Progressive Party may be shifting, its impact on the Democratic Party will be long-lasting, especially if we elect people like Jason, Peter and Cheryl.

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WINOOSKI SMOKE-OUT

As chair of the South Burlington City Council, I am pleased with the positive effects of our smoke-free ordinance. Since the ordinance took effect in May, we have heard from one bar owner that his overall business increased after the first week of the smoke-free ordinance. And the best news is that bar workers and patrons are healthier because of it.

I applaud the Winooski City Council for taking action to protect the health of bar workers and patrons by passing a smokefree ordinance. This ordinance would protect workers from the harmful effects of secondhand smoke. I was amazed to learn that waitresses are four times more likely to die of lung cancer than women in any other profession. Secondhand smoke causes more cancer deaths than asbestos, arsenic, hazardous waste and contaminated water combined.

The Winooski ordinance would protect bar workers from the harmful effects of secondhand smoke. The sooner smokefree ordinances are implemented, the better. We are hearing of positive reports across the country as more and more cities and states enact smoke-free workplace ordinances.

As a city council member, I encourage other communities to follow those who have gone smoke-free. And as a state senator, I will work with Republican, Democrat and Progressive colleagues to finally address this issue on a statewide basis.

I strongly encourage voters in Winooski to support the City Councilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s action and vote â&#x20AC;&#x153;yesâ&#x20AC;? on November 2 to make bars smoke-free.

Jim Condos SOUTH BURLINGTON

Jim is the South Burlington City Council Chair and a Vermont State Senator running for re-election.

KEOGH CONVICTIONS?

During the 2004 legislative session, Representative Bill Keogh of Burlington was one of the most adamant opponents of the bill proposing the use of medical marijuana by ill Vermonters. He was one of the main reasons there was so much time spent reviewing this legislation by the House Health and Welfare Committee while other legislation was neglected.

In his role as city councilor, he opposed putting the medical

marijuana initiative on the ballot in Burlington in March 2004. That ended up passing by 85 percent of his own district (Chittenden 3-5), and by 82 percent in Burlington as a whole.

Now he is claiming in his campaign literature that he â&#x20AC;&#x153;listened to voters and co-authored the law allowing medical use of marijuana for critically ill patients.â&#x20AC;?

Who is this man and where does he stand? He appears to be a man who is against an issue until it is passed, and then he claims to have supported it all along.

Please do not vote for Bill Keogh to represent you in Montpelier.

Debbie Ramsdell CHARLOTTE

Ramsdell is the widow of a cancer victim who used medical marijuana in the last months of his life.

NO TECH YET

Technical education is essential and I commend the business community for their efforts in developing the RTA proposal.

Unfortunately, the two-year program now being proposed is not sufficiently different from the current system to justify the great expense it would entail in capital costs, transportation and duplication of existing academic programs. While RTA planners hope the legislature will someday approve a four-year program with degree-granting status, that is not the current reality. As a school board member, I believe we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take risks with taxpayersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; money based on hopes.

High school principals and guidance counselors from eight of the 10 sending schools oppose this project and more than 90 percent of technical educators at the Burlington and Essex programs believe that the RTA proposal is not the best way to meet student needs. A recent survey of Burlington tech students indicated that 95 percent donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t wish to attend the proposed academy. In the interest of both our students and taxpayers, we need to take the time to nail down accurate enrollment projections.

Because many area high schools are experiencing declining enrollments, we need to be especially careful not to overbuild. Why not take a regional approach to technical education utilizing more of our high school campuses rather than closing down existing centers?

The RTA proposal is still a work in progress. As recently as October 20, RTA planners were disagreeing among themselves about various aspects of the program. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s take the time we need to get this right and vote â&#x20AC;&#x153;noâ&#x20AC;? on November 2.

Elizabeth Skarie WILLISTON

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eorge W. Bush in a bunny suit? It’s not the first thing you’d expect from a ceramic artist. Especially a plush, yellow-and-pink Easter bunny: Burlington sculptor Dirk Staschke’s Republican rabbit is 34 inches tall — not including the ears — and is filled with the kind of stuffing that makes teddy bears huggable. Not that you’d want to give this guy an affectionate squeeze; the head is ceramic, and breakable. And the face is a little off-putting — Staschke has chosen that deer-in-headlights look our president wore during his recent debates with opponent John Kerry.

The Bush bunny is one of a trio of “dolls” that Staschke, 33, has made for a grouping collectively titled “Land of Make Believe,” and they are part of his upcoming solo show at the Clay Art Center in Port Chester, New York. The other two figures are Bush as Santa, minus the beard and the belly that shakes like a bowlful of jelly, and Bush in a toddler-sized flight suit — the details include a yellow ascot, insignia patches and tiny black boots. For Staschke, the

More unexpected reflections on recent history are the exquisitely rendered clay corpses of Uday and Qusay — the sons of Saddam Hussein — that Staschke is creating in his Old North End Studio.

“People forget that their bodies were paraded on TV,” he notes. The supine figures, about 31 inches long, look wounded but peaceful in death, and the stylized beards recall the early figurative art of Mesopotamia.

Sadly, violence and warfare have been with us since before the “cradle of civilization” was rocked. But most of Staschke’s work is less overtly political, drawing on broader, timeless concepts about the human condition.

He considers myth, archetypes and art history as “jumping-off points” to make “contemporary statements using older ideas and twisting them in new ways,” Staschke says, citing the postmodern credo.

He also rejects as hypocritical the stigma attached to ceramic sculpture. If a “fine artist” uses clay his work is considered art, Staschke points out, but when an artist

Dirk is dealing with politics, art history and theoretical aspects and is grounded in the human form — his modeling is gorgeous.

LESLIE FRY “BAROQUE 2”

“War Hero” is just as fictitious as the other characters, and anyone who might miss the insinuation has only to read his damning artist’s statement.

The Bush dolls sprang from Staschke’s obsession with current events, and also represent a foray into popular culture.

with the “potter” tag makes figurative work from clay, some still dismiss it as “craft.”

A close look at Staschke’s extraordinary oeuvre should dispel this outdated prejudice. His handbuilt and molded stoneware sculptures generally combine human figures — nude and “anatomical-

TAKING NOTE OF VISUAL VERMONT

ly correct” — with architectural details such as cornices and pedestals. They are neutral in color and often “aged” with a crackle glaze, a fitting finish for his classic aesthetic. Staschke intends for his pieces to ask such questions as “how we as individuals fit into the larger context of society.” That notion is raised by his “Anonym Series,” which weds human heads with ornamental elements.

Exhibited last spring at the Wexler Gallery in Philadelphia, the figures challenge conventional ideas about beauty, acceptance and identity.

In Staschke’s “Baroque Series,” malnourished children sit or stand atop pedestals decorated in the lavish style of 17th-century Europe, with fruits and vegetables that could feed the children if only they were not both “locked in their own sculptural confines,” as Staschke puts it in his artist’s statement. “The result is an object imbued with both the trivialities of consumerism and the human suffering associated with poverty.”

Staschke has shown his work only once in Vermont so far, at the 2003 South End Art Hop. He moved here from Queens, New York, just a year and a half ago when his wife, Amy, took a job at Burton — a position compatible with one of his loves: snowboarding. Vermont’s natural resources support Staschke’s other favorite pastime, too; he’s an avid flyfisherman. His flytying table has a warm berth next to the kiln in the couple’s apartment.

Born in Huntsville, Alabama, Staschke got his undergraduate degree in fine art at a small liberal-arts college in that state, then headed north, to Alfred University in New York, for his Master’s.

He taught at schools around New York City for eight years, and since moving to Burlington has been an instructor at the Firehouse Center and the Shelburne Craft School. The downside of his new home is that “the jobs are few and far between here,” laments Staschke. That’s why he’ll be commuting back to Alfred for a teaching gig next semester. He’s also leading a “Portrait Busts” class at the Clay Art Center next month.

This summer, Winooski-based sculptor Leslie Fry solicited Staschke’s help with a public-art commission involving ceramic reliefs. The Firehouse Gallery’s first artist-in-residence, Fry was busy with multiple projects and needed someone who could work proficiently with clay.

She had seen Staschke’s Art Hop exhibit and was impressed. “I like that he works within a traditional manner — he models clay, he knows anatomy really well — but that he’s tackling big subjects,” Fry says. “He’s dealing with politics, art history and theoretical aspects and is grounded in the human form — his modeling is gorgeous.”

DIRK STASCHKE Staschke is also currently represented at the Garth Clark Gallery in New York City in a show called “Bare Clay: The Nude in 20th Century Ceramics.” One of his two pieces there, “Appropriation,” is a nude male figure in crucifixion pose, with a Buddha head. Perfectly proportioned, starkly sorrowful and conceptually provocative, the sculpture illustrates both meanings of its title word: “combining two things to make something new, and to take without asking,” Staschke explains. “I view that piece as sort of an open-ended question, a global collision of cultural influence and ideas.”

Such provocation was unnerving for an audience in Beijing recently, where Staschke had the opportunity to lecture at an art center. A slide of “Appropri-ation” inspired a collective gasp. One Chinese student asked Staschke whether he didn’t worry his work would anger people. “If they’re angry, they don’t understand the work,” the artist replied. For Staschke, this sculpture, just 34 inches high, carries the freight of a big concept — how culture and religion affect each other. “I have a feeling Buddha or Christ would be appalled at what passes for religion now,” he adds.

In 2001, Staschke’s work to date earned him a feature in the journal Ceramics: Art and Perception. In it, critic Scott Meyer praises his works for their elegance, thoughtfulness and sometimes inscrutable commentary. “With titles like Equilibrium, Anonym and Façade, they remain as enigmatic as any of the great ruins whose complete meanings have been lost to history,” Meyer rhapsodizes.

“Indeed, they pose more questions than they answer. Herein lies their meaning and their power.”

Clay may be the earthiest of mediums, but in Staschke’s hands it gives shape to the loftiest of ideas. m

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Sue Davis – for Attorney General

“As Attorney General, I would fairly and equally enforce all of Vermont's laws; focus on issues impacting health, safety and welfare; and open the door to public input. Vermont should not be a state where justice exists only for those who can afford it. Everyone, regardless of position, status, or financial resources, must be held to the same standard. We do not need new laws, but to enforce the laws we have, without violating our rights.” 802 334-2286

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Barbara Nolfi – for State Representative

"I have 20 years of experience serving the area represented by District 3-3. I helped start the People's Free Clinic, which became the Community Health Center. Serving on the City Council for eight years, I supported the Burlington Community Land Trust's creating more affordable housing options. As Parks and Recreation Commissioner I focus on the lake-side parks where air and water quality are a top priority. I hope to take lots of energy and experience to Montpelier and will work hard for our district."

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Beckie Taylor – for State Representative

"As a teacher and social worker in my adult career, I see the daily effects of neglect in our society. I often imagine how life would be if things were different.

Imagine if all people had the resources to move forward as productive citizens in life. Imagine if my neighbors and the people dear to me could afford health insurance. Now with your vote, we can help to create these dreams into reality."

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Richard Kemp – for State Representative

"I would like to be your Vermont State Representative. Many of the needs of working Vermonters are not being met. Livable wage jobs, the great need for affordable housing. We can and should have a single payer health plan. I want to join with other elected officials and bring change to these issues. Your support would be appreciated. I’m sure we can do better for our citizens."

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Bob Kiss – State Representative

"Progressives bring an independent voice to the debate in Montpelier and we put people first. Vermont has significant problems in the Dept. of Corrections, community mental health and the Vermont State Hospital. Medicaid, VHAP and related health care programs require additional funding. Section 8 housing subsidies are threatened by cuts proposed by George Bush. On issues that protect human needs it is more important than ever for Progressives to be in the State House."

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Trust me, the Republicans haven’t counted Chainsaw Liz out.

Prediction: Brock wins a squeaker.

Overlooked Official — A few weeks back we made our first predictions: Leahy for U.S. Senate.

Bernie for Congress. Deb Markowitz for secretary of state, Jeb Spaulding for treasurer.

Easy calls.

But one reader called us concerned we might know something he didn’t. You see, we’d left out one state official who in the minds of many should win easily on November 2.

The reader was Democratic Attorney General Bill Sorrell.

He sounded nervous when he called.

We assured him it was just an oversight. We’d discovered no ghosts in his closet.

Glad to know our top law enforcement officer is so vigilant, eh?

Speaking of Sorrell — It sounds like a script for a sitcom.

Our attorney general says the Republican Governors Association has been breaking Vermont law by flooding our TV airwaves with ads exhalting Jim Douglas as the greatest leader Vermont’s ever seen. But General Wild Bill says there’s not a damn thing he can do about it.

“The shame is,” Sorrell told Seven Days, “our campaignfinance law was designed just to avoid these big-dollar contribution organizations coming in here and having a dramatic impact on our elections.”

The RGA, fueled by $50,000 from the big insurance companies, defense contractors and drug companies, has dumped $300,000 on TV ads exhalting our beloved Republican Gov. Jim Douglas. It’s not supposed to happen, but it did.

Gen. Sorrell, however, won’t charge the RGA because of a legal principle called estoppel.

The gist of it is that, since RGA attorneys claim they called the secretary of state’s office in advance and got the green light, Sorrell has to let them off the hook.

“The folks at the elections division say they get all kinds of these calls,” Sorrell told us. “They can’t say that it didn’t happen.

And they have no recollection of an attorney calling on behalf of the RGA.” Noting the RGA is represented by “high-priced counsel from out of state,” Gen. Billy said, “We assume that the conversation took place. We don’t think they identified themselves very clearly and we’re not sure exactly what they said about their organization, but we’re accepting it as what they say.”

Yes, I know. Very weird.

It sounds a little like: “Officer, I know that’s marijuana in the little plastic bag, but I swear I called the criminal division of the attorney general’s office and was told by someone whose name I don’t remember that it’s OK in Vermont to possess less than an ounce of pot.”

Fat chance, eh?

The Democrats and the Clavelle Campaign are trying to

get the matter before a judge, but the damage has been done.

Meanwhile, the beneficiary, Gov. Scissorhands, says he knew nothing in advance about the illegal RGA TV blitz. Under the law, he points out, he’s not allowed to know or communicate with outside soft-money groups.

When asked by Ch. 3’s Anson Tebbetts if the ads violated Vermont’s campaign-finance law, Douglas ducked the question.

Instead, he claimed Vermont’s Democratic Party gets big-bucks out-of-state contributions, too.

Nice for Vermonters to know they’ve got a governor who coddles lawbreakers, eh?

There’s no sign Mayor Moonie is going to make an issue of it.

Instead, Mr. Clavelle is still promising to end the Iraq War and stop the draft from starting up.

Clavelle for Congress!

Speaking of the Draft — Unfortunately, last week’s riot by University of Vermont students was not related to the War in Iraq. Instead, it was about the Red Sox beating the New York Yankees.

Good clean fun.

At least, unlike in Beantown, no college student died after being shot by police during the victory celebration.

The midnight student riot — caught on tape by an on-the-ball WCAX-TV crew — is the biggest black eye Groovy UV’s gotten since the scandalous Men’s Ice Hockey Hazing Scandal.

Remember the “elephant walk,” folks?

This was more like an out-ofcontrol herd of chimpanzees. And unfortunately, the zookeepers, i.e., the UVM administration, didn’t have a clue anything like it would erupt in their student section.

Burlington Police Lt. Emett Helrich was the shift supervisor that fateful night. Emmett’s a Yankees fan, blessed with Detective Andy Sipowicz-like street smarts. He anticipated the last game of the American League pennant race might cause a little trouble around downtown’s watering holes. Helrich alerted neighboring PDs of possible trouble and kept a few officers on overtime from the earlier shift.

When the game ended, said Lt. Helrich, “The bars emptied out and everybody was beautiful!

They were bouncing up and down, being Red Sox fans.” They chanted, “Who’s your daddy?” and “Yankees suck.”

“No one was unruly,” said Helrich.

Hey, let’s hear it for the owners and staff of our licensed establishments, eh?

“Then we get the call from UVM that they need help,” said Lt. Helrich.

First he sent four cops. Then came a call for more help and he sent an additional six, along with himself.

He vividly remembers what he saw — “an obscene mob.”

“They acted like hooligans, running around in herds setting fires and knocking over lampposts.”

UVM President Dan Fogel told Seven Days the administration had no idea a Red Sox victory might spark a full-blown campus riot.

“It was an unprecedented

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event,” said UVM’s Danny Boy. “We have never had a disturbance like this before around an athletic celebration.”

Fogel was aware, however, that American society has seen an uptick of violent sports-related celebrations in recent years, like the one in Detroit following the Pistons NBA championship victory. Somebody call the psychology department!

“We’re thankful no one was hurt,” said Fogel. “We will be better prepared next time.”

On Tuesday, UVM announced five students were criminally charged for their Red Sox monkey business. More arrests are expected.

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You see, I’ve known Hingtgen for years and am very much aware of his party affiliation. And so are the two Seven Days editors and one proofreader who see this column every week, including the one with the Progressive Party housemate and the one with the progressive boyfriend.

Nonetheless, every single one of us missed the “Republican” label on Stevie.

A few Proggies who noticed were outraged.

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Stop the Presses — Local developers are pulling their hair out! Layoffs are just around the bend! The biggest unreported major story in Chittenden County is that the recent Water Resources Board decision on stormwater means there will be no — repeat, no — new significant commercial or residential development in the county for the next several years.

That’s according to someone who ought to know — Ernie Pomerleau of Pomerleau Real Estate, a major Vermont shopping center/big-box developer.

It’s Ernie’s site in South Burlington where the construction of a new Lowe’s Home Center was halted by the WRB. Environmental groups, led by the Conservation Law Foundation — www.clf.org — are touting the Vermont decision as a landmark case with national implications.

Local developers are now required to get permits under the Federal Clean Water Act. Under federal requirements, said Pomerleau, not one drop of new pollution run-off will be allowed. It’s an impossible standard, he said, and development has quietly come to a grinding halt in Vermont’s wealthiest county.

“If you’re totally against growth, this is the greatest thing since sliced bread,” said Pomerleau. “We have to go nuclear!”

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What could say enough? In 1939, as Adolf Hitler made war on the world, Dorothy Thompson was featured on the cover of Time, poised before an NBC radio

to speak to them in the flesh — at rallies, conventions, clubs, forums, dinners, commencements, business “roasts” and so on.

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guy and political stunt-man in America made jokes at her expense.

“Dorothy Thompson is perhaps the only person in the United States who makes a career out of stewing publicly about the state of the world,” said Jack Alexander, a well-known magazine writer of the time. “She ingests the cosmos and personalizes its pains.”

Sir Wilmott Lewis, Washington correspondent for The Times of London, quipped that Thompson had “discovered the secret of perpetual emotion,” while Alice Roosevelt Longworth, in a line that has been famous ever since, declared that Dorothy was “the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.”

Thompson was also called “a breast-beating Boadicea,” in one report, “wet nurse to destiny,” “our self-appointed anti-fascist Joan of Arc,” combining “the seeing eye of Cassandra and the appearance of Brünnhilde with the gusto of General Patton and the holy fire of a crusading apostle.”

Dorothy Thompson was the model for “Tess Harding,” the chic, sexy, globe-trotting foreign correspondent and newspaper columnist, first portrayed by Katharine Hepburn in Woman of the Year (1942) — Hepburn’s first film teaming with Spencer Tracy — and later by Lauren Bacall in the Broadway musical Applause. In her off-moments, Thompson confessed to friends that she had

August 1934. The German Foreign Ministry, on Hitler’s order, had actually established something called “The Dorothy Thompson Emergency Squad,” whose job it was to translate and monitor every word she wrote against the Nazi regime. These were plenty: Of the quarter-million words she wrote between 1938 and 1940 — and these don’t include her radio talks or her lecture programs — threefifths were devoted to attacking Hitler and the cowards who sustained him.

“As far as I can see,” Thompson remarked after her expulsion from Berlin, “I really was put out of Germany for the crime of blasphemy. My offense was to think that Hitler is just an ordinary man, after all. This is a crime against the reigning cult in Germany, which says that Mr. Hitler is a Messiah sent by God to save the German people — an old Jewish idea.”

She had met and interviewed Hitler for the first time in 1931, in Munich, where she was so bowled over by his “utter insignificance” that she “considered taking smelling salts” to keep from fainting. In her columns, she worried a great deal about “the Common Man. The Common Man is important,” she explained, “because there are so many of him.”

“There was a lot of fussiness connected with the preparations,” Thompson remembered about her first tea with Adolf. “Not, some-

in the same way that you think — as you’ve been conditioned to think — that modern journalism began with Edward R. Murrow.

Dorothy Thompson is lost to history — the general fate, I suspect, of any woman who makes waves without screwing people, and the specific fate of a woman so famous in her time for her boldness that her second husband, Nobel Prizewinner Sinclair Lewis, author of Main Street, Babbitt, Dodsworth and It Can’t Happen Here, declared that if he and Dorothy were ever divorced, he’d name “Adolf Hitler as correspondent.”

“Red is so funny,” Thompson said, using Lewis’ universal nickname. She kicked him out, finally, not over Hitler, but drunkenness.

The houses they lived in during their summers in Vermont — two of them, originally, called “Twin Farms” — have since been reduced to one by fire, and that one is now such a madly expensive “bed-andbreakfast,” a “resort so upscale,” as a recent AP travel story puts it, that you need at least $1000 a day just to stay in one of its outbuildings — none of which were there when Thompson was. And that’s without meals. And that’s without wine.

Neither will the Lewis estate allow the names of Dorothy Thompson and Sinclair Lewis to be used in any sort of promotion for this money-drenched thing.

There is — or at least was — a plaque at Twin Farms, which

There is a definite technique in the propaganda of establishing fascism; that is, in the propaganda of destroying republican, representative government. The technique is to destroy the unity in society by setting one group against another group, one man against his neighbor. The way to do that is to cast suspicion upon his patriotism. And to go on doing so until patriotism becomes the monopoly of a single group, who then entrench themselves in power to save the people from themselves.

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always wanted to be “blonde and kittenish,” but could never do it.

She was also a Vermonter, a resident of Barnard, just north of Woodstock. And you’ve never heard of her, have you?

Thought not. But why? I was Dorothy Thompson’s biographer, some years ago, and while I imagined that my book about her, American Cassandra (Little, Brown, 1990), must resurrect her in the public mind, it never did. The reviews were terrific, the features prominent, the gratitude immense from her surviving family and friends.

“Dorothy Thompson!” George Seldes cried to me one day in Hartland — “What a woman!”

They weren’t just neighbors in Vermont, but had been cub reporters together in Berlin in the 1920s. Both had chronicled the rise of the Nazis for American newspapers, but it was Thompson, not Seldes, who was the first to be kicked out of Germany when Hitler came to power. Indeed, she was the first foreign correspondent in Europe to whom any such thing had ever happened.

“Nazism has once more demonstrated its utter inability to understand any mentality but its own,” said The New York Times in its front-page story — this was

how, what one would expect from a man to whom The Deed is everything.” The Nazis altogether she regarded as “a lot of wavyhaired bugger-boys,” “pinkcheeked mediocrities,” making “a fetish out of brotherhood” and in thrall to a homoerotic exaltation.

“He is formless,” she wrote about Hitler, “almost faceless, a man whose countenance is a caricature, a man whose framework seems cartilaginous, without bones. He is inconsequent and voluble, ill-poised, insecure. He is the very prototype of the Little Man. …Looking at Hitler, I saw a whole panorama of German faces; men whom this man thinks he will rule. And I thought: Mr. Hitler, you may get, in the next elections, the fifteen million votes you need.

But fifteen million Germans CAN be wrong.”

Later, when the full force of Nazism had crashed over Europe, Thompson was asked to defend her “Little Man” remark. “I still believe he is a little man,” she replied. “He is the apotheosis of the little man.” Nazism itself was “the apotheosis of collective mediocrity in all its forms.”

And you still haven’t heard of her, have you? No, you’ve got Hannah Arendt’s “banality of evil,”

George Seldes got up, announcing that “in this house, Nobel Prizewinner Sinclair Lewis wrote It Can’t Happen Here.”

OK, George, fine, wherever you are. But you know and I know that without “Miss Thompson,” Sinclair Lewis would never have written or even dreamed about It Can’t Happen Here. All his biographers admit it; all of Dorothy’s are sure of it. And as America, in this next week, makes a choice between an evil neofascism under George W. Bush and a “let’s-try-it-on-and-see-if-it-works” democracy under John Kerry — it is Thompson’s words, not Lewis’, that need engraving on a plaque.

Please, listen to these: I know now that there are things for which I am prepared to die. I am willing to die for political freedom; for the right to give my loyalty to ideals above a nation and above a class; for the right to teach my child what I think to be the truth; for the right to explore such knowledge as my brains can penetrate; for the right to love where my mind and heart admire, without reference to some dictator’s code; for the right to work with others of like mind; for a society that seems to me becoming to the dignity of the human race.

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l Boright witnessed his first casualty in 1969, shortly after he arrived in Vietnam as an Army lieutenant. The 58-year-old Middlesex-based legislative counsel — who was 23 at the time — describes the experience in his new one-man show, Woodchuck Warrior: Journal of a Vietnam Vet. The show is a change of pace from both of Boright’s regular jobs: by day, he writes Vermont’s laws — he personally produced six 100-page drafts of permit-reform legislation. By night, well, he’s better known for his theatrical antics, playing a radio host in the semiannual comedy variety show, The Ground Hog Opry.

In the two-hour Woodchuck Warrior, Boright weaves together anecdotes, letters, journal entries and songs to explore his mixed emotions about the war he fought more than 30 years ago. His witty narrative captures the moral ambiguity of war from a wisecracking soldier’s perspective — a particularly powerful and timely piece of theater as the country grapples with another controversial conflict, this time in Iraq.

Boright’s memory of the first fallen soldiers he saw in Vietnam is typical of most of his recollections of Army life — there’s nothing black-and-white about it. He tells it as an anecdote, sitting on a chair in the center of the stage surrounded by a few props: a fold-up Army cot, the several hats and shirts he uses as costumes, and his guitar. He doesn’t use any toy guns. “I don’t have a rifle,” he comments in an interview before the show’s debut last weekend in Waterbury. “I hate guns.”

He explains that the deadly firepower display was part of his unit’s orientation. They watched as soldiers demonstrated the artillery, which might be called in to shell the enemy during battle. The explosions disturbed Boright, who opposed the war, but they also awed him. “It was a combination of Thunder Road and the Fourth of July,” he quips.

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recalls thinking, “This firepower might get me back to Vermont someday.” But as a Blackhawk helicopter roared overhead, he saw it bank too steeply into a turn. It crashed. Both of the men on board were killed.

Telling this story, Boright leans forward in his austere wooden chair, his old soldier’s face dominated by a mop of gray hair, a gray mustache and bushy eyebrows. Staring straight into the audience, he doesn’t tell us what to think about it or how to interpret it.

He says, simply, “Welcome to the front.

Welcome to Vietnam.”

Boright revisits this incident at the end of his show’s first act, which details how he got to the war zone.

A Morrisville native, Boright won a scholarship to Harvard. During his senior year there, in 1968, he learned that his was the number-two name on the draft board list back home. He decided to enlist rather than be conscripted, in hopes of delaying his entry into the war. Despite his reluctance to fight, Boright never considered refusing to go. He explains that, as a Boy Scout, he had learned, “When you’re put in a line, you stay in line… and when your turn comes, it’s your turn.”

Most of the show’s funnier moments occur in the first act. Boright elicits laughs when describing his Army physical — including an inspection by “the pecker checker.” And he’s not above resorting to physical comedy — he pulls down his pants during the physical scene to reveal some white boxers covered in red lips and the word “Kiss.”

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sions of “These Are a Few of My Favorite Things” (rewritten to include the Army’s 14 traits of good leadership), and “If I Only Had a Brain” (a song about career Army officers, known as lifers).

But the comedy contrasts sharply with Boright’s letters and journal entries. He reads one from February 13, 1969, in which he meditates on the assassination of Robert Kennedy, and confronts his own mortality. “I’ve been thinking lately about the possibility of actually dying,” he writes.

Boright wisely places this heavy scene between a funny anecdote about watching patriotic training films and the performance of his mini-musical. The

been overtly current-eventsfocused,” he insists, “but it’s interesting how some of the stuff I wrote back in those days seems relevant today.”

But Boright would prefer not to interpret Vietnam, or the current political climate, for his audience; he wants them to draw their own conclusions. “We’re all trying to figure out what Vietnam means,” he says. “I’m still trying to do that, too. Maybe just sort of putting my experience out there might add to the discussion.

Maybe people can find meaning in it for themselves.”

Vermont Supreme Court Justice Marilyn Skoglund, who has performed with Boright in The Ground Hog Opry, plans to

Boright’s memory of the first casualty he witnessed in Vietnam is typical of most of his recollections of Army life — there’s nothing black-and-white about it. juxtaposition makes the piece both entertaining and poignant.

The second act has fewer comic interludes — once Boright got to Vietnam, there was less to laugh about. In Act II, he describes the very unfunny process of planting Claymore mines, and explains how to call in artillery fire. The big downer is that he gets seriously wounded.

Not surprisingly, though, he manages to find some scatological humor in his long recovery process.

He follows up the anecdote about his shooting with a song he wrote during his sophomore year at Harvard. “Oh, Daddy, Daddy, tell me,” he croons, “what does it mean to kill? / Oh, Daddy, Daddy, tell me, what does it mean to die? / Our leaders can’t be wrong, because God is on our side.”

It’s chilling to consider that as Boright sings about the past, U.S. soldiers are facing similar situations overseas. He says the timing was entirely coincidental.

Two years ago, his sister gave him some letters he sent her while he was in the service, and he started to write down some of his memories. The Ground Hog Opry was on hiatus this year, so he had time to put it all together.

He says he didn’t consciously intend the show to comment, even obliquely, on the war in Iraq, but he concedes that a comparison is inescapable. “I haven’t

see the show. She got to read most of his material in book form before he started performing it, and she describes it as both “hysterical” and “horrifying.”

“It was stuff I had never known about him,” Skoglund says. “It was, like, laugh-out-loud funny and then, like, ‘Oh my God.’ …I’m assuming this is going to be a fantastic show.”

Ground Hog Opry founder George Woodard helped Boright stage his performance. “It’s pretty easy to stay with it,” the plainspoken farmer/actor says of Woodchuck Warrior, “and — it’s not lawyer-talk at all.” Woodard notes that, for someone like him who never served in the armed forces, it’s “interesting to listen to.”

Audiences will have a chance to catch a show over the next four weekends, as Boright marches his Woodchuck Warrior to Chandler Music Hall in Randolph, Montpelier City Hall and Hyde Park Opera House.

The Vermont vet hopes that by sharing his experiences, he’ll be able to create something positive out of one of the most difficult times in his life. And regardless of how audiences react to his show, it’s inspiring that he hasn’t lost his sense of humor. Even after an emotional two-and-ahalf-hour rehearsal performance, he can’t resist cracking a joke about his solo sojourn: “I think the cast party is going to be just a drag.” 쩾

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The Reich Stuff A former labor secretary adds his two cents about presidents, jobs and going global

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ormer U.S. Secretary of Labor Robert Reich vividly remembers the nausea he felt the first time he met Bill Clinton. It was 1968, and Reich and Clinton were both Rhodes Scholars STORY aboard the ocean liner, SS United KEN States, en route to Oxford University.

PICARD “The Atlantic in the first week of October tends to be fairly turbulent, so halfway across I got dreadfully seaReich speaks at the Ross Sports sick,” Reich recalls. “I retired to my Center, St. Michael’s cabin thinking I would die. There was College, Colchester, a knock on my door and here was this Thursday, October tall, gangly Southerner holding chick28, 2:30 p.m. en soup in one hand and crackers in General public $10.

Info: 654-2482. the other and hearing that I wasn’t feeling well. My first impulse at seeing the crackers and chicken soup was to vomit.”

It would be years before Clinton coined his signature line, “I feel your pain.” But that less-than-auspicious introduction was the start of an ongoing dialogue between the two men that would last another 30 years. In 1992, when President-elect Clinton assumed the helm of the ship of state, he brought Reich aboard to lead his economic transition team. In early 1993, Reich was appointed Secretary of Labor, a position he held until 1997.

During his tenure, Reich oversaw a number of landmark initiatives to benefit American workers, including the Retirement Protection Act, the Family and Medical Leave Act, and the first increase in the minimum wage since 1989. He also launched significant efforts to crack down on sweatshop labor, unsafe workplaces, and pension and health-insurance fraud.

Reich, who is 58, is co-founder and editor of The American Prospect magazine and has written 10 books, including The Work of Nations, which has been translated into at least 22

languages. He is currently the Maurice B. Hexter Professor of Social and Economic Policy at Brandeis University. Last year, Reich was awarded the prestigious Vaclav Havel Prize in Prague for his contributions to global thinking and culture. Over the years, he’s served as a consultant to a number of foreign governments and labor unions, and next month heads to Australia at the request of that country’s Labor Council.

Reich now serves as an informal advisor to Senator John Kerry. Last week, he spoke at length with Seven Days before this week’s Vermont visit, which was sponsored by the Vermont Council on World Affairs.

that was a wise decision?

ROBERT REICH: First of all, I think Governor Dean played a hugely important role in developing the Democratic message and in inspiring millions of voters, many of them young voters who had not been involved in politics before. And his influence is still felt. So I don’t look upon John Kerry’s nomination as repudiation in any way of the enormous contributions Governor Dean made. When it comes to nominating a candidate, parties have a tendency to move toward the center …There are substantial differences between John Kerry and George Bush on foreign policy and domestic policy. But

these days when it’s so difficult for polling organizations to actually get through to people on the telephone, when so many people have cell phones and caller ID. And also when it’s so difficult to tell whether someone is a likely voter. This election is going to be decided by turnout, by the people who are sufficiently motivated to go to the polls. So the race may not be nearly as tight as the polls are showing it to be.

SD: But even if it’s somewhat close, does that reflect a failure on the part of the Democrats to deliver a clear and consistent message?

I hope I’m not irking too many Vermonters when I say that big agricultural subsidies to large agribusiness makes very little economic or social sense.

SEVEN DAYS: There was a time in the not-too-distant past when Vermonters felt like they were shaping the national debate because our former governor was ahead in the polls. At the time, it seemed like Howard Dean was leading a grassroots, populist movement to galvanize the Left and take back America. But once John Kerry became the presumptive nominee, it felt like the Democratic Party lurched back to the center out of fear of alienating swing voters. Do you think

when Democratic voters ultimately came to make a decision, they did what they often do, and that is choose someone they believe has the best chance overall to beat the Republican.

SD: This year, the choice for president couldn’t be any more stark.

But with all the ammunition the Democrats have at their disposal to challenge Bush’s record, are you surprised that the polls show this race as close as it is?

RR: I am a bit, although one learns to be skeptical of the polls, especially

RR: Well, you can bet that if Kerry loses, there will be a lot of Monday morning quarterbacks saying the message should have been this or that. On the other hand, if he wins, the campaign will be deemed brilliant. He will be known as the greatest strategist since Bill Clinton. Much in politics is decided in hindsight. So I guess my assessment, honestly, is that, given that right-wing radio and television are so uniformly pro-Bush and so vehemently attacking John Kerry, and given the highly disciplined media machine of this White House, I’m not surprised that much of

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the public has bought into the deceptions of this administration, ranging from the assertion that Iraq is critical to the War on Terror to the mind-blowing assertion that the Bush tax cut has generated a surging economic recovery. George Orwell understood the principle very well: If you tell a big lie often enough, some people will start believing it.

SD: During the presidential debates, President Bush talked about addressing job loss by promoting better education for American workers.

And you yourself have written that we’ve “underinvested in our people” and need to promote more higher education to create upward mobility. But according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, seven of the 10 fastest-growing jobs in the next decade will require only a high school diploma and onthe-job training. Is there a point to educating American workers if the jobs being created for them pay low wages, offer no benefits and don’t require a college education?

RR: Yes. The president was confused — let’s put it generously — between the issue of the number of jobs created and a very different issue, which is how much jobs pay. This has been an anemic job recovery in terms of jobs.

Education has very little to do with generating more jobs. The way you generate more jobs is you have a strong economic recovery. The way you do that is the government stimulates the

economy adequately. A tax cut for the rich doesn’t stimulate the economy because the rich already buy as much as they want to buy.

That’s the very definition of being rich. So, the Bush tax cut was a terribly inefficient way of stimulating the economy and had the unfortunate side effect of widening the budget deficit considerably.

Switch gears and focus on the quality of jobs and the amount of money a job earns. The Bureau of Labor Statistics merely extrapolates its predictions on the basis of who has what job now. The problem over the long term is not that Americans will lack jobs.

The problem is that if you simply extrapolate from the present, most of those jobs are going to be paying very little. We need to rebuild our middle class and create good jobs in this country. You do that by providing people with adequate early childhood education, good schools, access to higher education, research and development for our universities and industries so that new fields can be developed, incentives to train workers on the job, and many other provisions. [On this issue] this administration has done little or nothing.

SD: One of Vermonters’ biggest concerns on the jobs front is outsourcing.

Obviously, we’re living in an increasingly integrated global economy and that’s not likely to change. From your perspective, should we simply accept that certain jobs

won’t be done in the United States anymore and that our economy and workers must adapt to this new reality?

RR: Outsourcing is part of a larger pattern that began decades ago when manufacturing jobs began moving overseas. Many of those jobs would have gone in any event. Others have been automated away. That is, if they didn’t go overseas, they would have been replaced by software. The answer isn’t to preserve and protect the old jobs. It’s to make sure that Americans get a substantial share of the good new jobs. If you look at the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ listing of jobs in 1978 and compare it to today’s list, you’ll see that about a quarter of the jobs today were not even dreamt of in 1978. There’s constant job change. But are we preparing enough of our people for the good jobs of the future? I think not.

I’m not saying that outsourcing is not a problem, although it represents only a small fraction of today’s high-technology jobs. It should be a warning bell to us that over the next 15 or 20 years, if we don’t maintain our lead in research and development at our universities, our high-tech centers, our infrastructure, then we are not going to have a high proportion of the good jobs of the future.

SD: Then why has so much been made of outsourcing in recent years?

RR: When manufacturing drifted abroad over the last 25 years, much was said of it during recessions, but manufacturing workers

didn’t have nearly the political clout or visibility of professional and high-tech workers. Professional and high-tech workers during this last recession took a beating.

Naturally, the movement of some of those jobs to India and China has caused a lot of worrying. But the numbers are still pretty small, relative to the total number of professional and high-tech jobs in the United States. College graduates are still earning good wages and, indeed, their median earnings continue to move upward at a rapid clip, both in absolute terms and relative to the median earnings of high school grads. I don’t want to suggest that outsourcing isn’t a problem at all. But it’s not nearly the problem that it may seem to be from the depths of a recession that is slow to fade.

SD: Can you explain what effect the $413 billion federal deficit will have on Vermonters’ quality of life?

RR: It’s already affecting their lives because Vermonters are paying interest on that debt right now. A portion of the taxes they pay to the federal government goes to pay fairly wealthy Americans and foreigners who have lent the U.S. government money. Those are tax dollars that are not going to schools or roads or job training or homeland security. They’re going to interest payments. Eventually, those huge deficits are going to have to be paid and Vermonters will bear part of that burden. So it’s not only a tax today in terms of interest payments. It’s a tax

tomorrow in terms of paying that debt off one way or the other. It means we get back less for our taxes.

SD: Would you describe yourself as a free-trade advocate?

RR: Not exactly. I believe that there needs to be labor and environmental standards in trade treaties. I think we have to vigorously enforce our trade laws. But I don’t believe we should provide huge subsidies to American industries in order to keep them competitive. I hope I’m not irking too many Vermonters when I say that big agricultural subsidies to large agribusiness makes very little economic or social sense.

One of the problems with the current administration is that so much of the budget has gone toward corporate welfare …The recent corporate tax bill is a scandal. And all of this means less money for education, job training, social services, low-income housing, homeland security. It’s just fiscally irresponsible.

SD: Congressman Bernie Sanders has said that our current trade agreements aren’t helping the working class and suggests that we repeal NAFTA and our current trade deals with China and negotiate new ones. Do you agree or disagree?

RR: I disagree. I think we do have to have labor and environmental standards in our trade agreements, but no one has shown that NAFTA is responsible >> 30A

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for our manufacturing decline.

Most of the new manufacturing jobs are occurring in China, not in Mexico. And many of those manufacturing losses are due to technology. NAFTA has had very little effect relative to these other forces.

As to China, we do need to enforce our trade agreements. So I’m not a raving free-trader by any stretch. I think protectionism is dangerous and ill-advised. It doesn’t deal with the fundamental problem, which is that too many our workers are not prepared for the jobs of the future.

tor pay significantly less than the jobs we’ve lost.

RR: Yes, and that’s a huge problem. But that’s not necessarily because we’ve gone from manufacturing to services. There are many, many high-paying service jobs in the United States, ranging from advertising to design, marketing, people services, financial services, engineering.

These are all service jobs, but they tend to pay very well. The most important distinction is not between manufacturing and service. It’s between high-wage service and low-wage service.

SD: NAFTA has been around for over a decade. Do you think it’s delivered on its promises?

RR: No. NAFTA was grossly oversold. Neither the benefits its proponents projected nor the costs its opponents feared have nearly come to pass. China became a much larger manufacturing center much sooner than anyone anticipated. Partly, it’s because trade doesn’t either create or destroy jobs, it reallocates them. And those who said that NAFTA would create a lot of new jobs in the United States

SD: As our economy becomes more globalized and decisions about wages and working conditions are increasingly made at the international level, where do you see unions fitting in?

RR: Unions are critically important in the local service sector, and I say that because in the local service sector, workers need more bargaining leverage.

At the same time, they’re not competing with workers from other countries. Nor are they, in general, competing with tech-

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SD: Besides the economic impact of outsourcing, do you have other concerns about jobs going to other countries?

RR: We used to worry a great deal about the loss of our technological edge. But if you examine the issue closely, you’ll see that our technological edge depends on our own public investments in everything ranging from basic research and development to public higher education. It’s not a zero-sum game, in which there’s a certain number of high technologies to be parceled out around the world. There’s no necessary limit on the ingenuity of the human mind. The question is, where are innovative things done around the world? If you look to the future economy of Vermont, the question is, what are Vermonters able to do that contributes to an increasingly integrated global economy? What’s the value that Vermonters will be adding to that economy?

SD: In the last four years, Vermont has lost about 10,000 manufacturing jobs, and many of the jobs we’re creating in the service sec-

nology. Two of the most successful unions nationally have been the SEIU (Service Employees International Union) and HERE (Hotel Employees and Restaurant Employees).

Construction trades have also been quite successful in unionizing. Again, this is one very important way that local service sector workers can improve their wages.

SD: So, do you see unions becoming more or less relevant in the global economy?

RR: The trend has been downward. In 1955, 35 percent of American workers were unionized. Today, fewer than 8 percent of private-sector workers are unionized. So, if you’re only looking at the trend lines, you would have to conclude that they are having less influence.

But, if you look more closely at the areas where they have gained bargaining leverage, those tend to be in local service industries: Las Vegas hotels, Los Angeles hospitals, custodial and janitor services in New York.

These are jobs that in the past paid very low wages and these people need more bargaining leverage. So in these sectors, unionization has been a big success story.

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SD: There’s been some talk in Vermont recently about the issue of corporate personhood, the ability of corporations to claim the same constitutional rights as living, breathing human beings.

Do you think this is a problem that needs to be addressed?

RR: Yes. Corporations are not people. People are people.

Workers and managers and investors in corporations are people. But corporations themselves should not have the rights of people. I think that we get into trouble as a country when we assign personhood rights to entities that are legal fictions. For example, the idea that corporations have a freespeech right is a mischievous one. The Supreme Court decided that they did, but that conclusion ought to be challenged …One of the large and growing problems we have in this country is with the great concentrations of economic power. The large corporation represents one such example.

Another example is the media conglomerate. If we’re not careful, we could lose our democracy.

SD: As you travel internationally, have you noticed a difference in attitudes towards the United States compared to the Clinton years?

RR: Yes, a big difference.

Most people I met abroad were very fond of Bill Clinton, and still are. They liked the Clinton administration. Most of the people I come in contact with outside the United States today are quite negative about the United States, and in particular, the Bush administration …It’s like night and day.

Immediately after 9/11 there was a great outpouring of world support and commiseration with the United States.

After the invasion of Iraq, world opinion turned very sour, and it’s still very sour.

SD: Has it affected their willingness to do business with us?

RR: To some extent, yes. I’ve encountered a number of business executives who are involved in international business deals of various sorts who tell me they play down their American citizenship and play up their international credentials. And it’s also true with several retail products. I ran into a business executive recently from a big apparel manufacturer who told me that they’ve changed their advertising and marketing strategy to minimize any connection with the United States …It’s going to take a very long time to undo the damage that’s been done over the last four years. 쩾

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You Call This A Democracy?: ECONOMIC & RACIAL JUSTICE IN 2004

Thursday, November 11, 7-9pm PAUL KIVEL - activist, trainer, non-violent educator and author of Uprooting Racism (winner of the Gustavus Myers Award for best human rights book in North America) will speak at the Peace & Justice Center’s Annual Meeting at UVM’s CC Theater, Colchester Ave. (right behind Ira Allen Chapel).

A book signing for Paul’s newest book You Call This A Democracy? will follow.

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Shakespeare in Jest Theater review: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

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KRISTEN EATON Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

by Tom Stoppard, produced by the Weston Playhouse Theatre Company.

Flynn MainStage, Burlington, October 29, 8 p.m.

osencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead isn’t the cheeriest of titles. And it doesn’t leave much in the way of suspense, either. The audience may hold out hope that the title is purely metaphorical, but though playwright Tom Stoppard is happy to turn Shakespeare’s Hamlet inside out, he’s not about to change plot points. Weston Playhouse’s current production of Stoppard’s play shows that, whatever the title characters’ fate, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is a lively comedy that lives up to its reputation as significant drama.

And the play does have a reputation.

Originally performed in 1966 at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, R&G made the leap to the Old Vic Theatre in London by the next year. That made Stoppard, then 29, the youngest playwright to have his work produced by the National Theatre Company. To date, he’s written more than a dozen plays and screenplays. Shakespeare in Love, perhaps the most publicized of his recent works, won him and cowriter Marc Norman an Oscar.

his young brother popped onto his throne and into his sheets, thereby offending both legal and natural practice.” Not only has Hamlet’s Uncle Claudius killed and supplanted Hamlet’s father, the king, but Claudius has also married Hamlet’s mother. Upon finding himself in this tricky situation, Hamlet decides buy himself some time by feigning madness.

Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, summoned by Claudius and directed to discover the cause of Hamlet’s apparent insanity. Claudius believes the two to be Hamlet’s college chums, but Hamlet only upbraids them for spying on him. A troupe of actors, a.k.a. players, arrives, and Hamlet has them stage a play depicting Claudius’ murder of Hamlet’s father, engendering the line, “The play’s the thing wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the King.”

Claudius understands that Hamlet suspects the truth and sends him away to be executed in England; Rosencrantz and Guildenstern accompany the prince, carrying a sealed letter from Claudius that will

Crane and Altheide show that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are really just a couple of regular guys, trapped by the system and wondering what it’s all about.

But Stoppard is probably still best known for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, a play now common in high school curricula. It’s often read both as an adaptation of Hamlet and alongside Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot, as an example of an absurdist and/or existentialist work.

The plot of Hamlet, set in medieval Denmark, provides the framework for R&G. As Stoppard’s Rosencrantz puts it, “To sum up: Your father, whom you love, dies, you are his heir, you come back to find that hardly was the corpse cold before

ensure Hamlet’s fate. But Hamlet discovers the letter and exchanges it for a forged order to the English to kill Rosencrantz and Guildenstern; then he escapes back to Denmark. Much bloodshed ensues and, near the end of the play, an English ambassador enters and proclaims that the directive has been followed: “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.”

Stoppard’s play brings Rosencrantz and Guildenstern’s minor roles front and center. By doing so, he takes Hamlet, a play in which every character knows his place

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in the scheme of things, and turns it into a play about two guys who can’t quite figure out what’s going on — a much more modern story. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern remain on stage at all times. Occasionally, other characters from Hamlet pass through, and the characters speak Shakespeare’s lines; otherwise, Stoppard writes in his own modern but rich prose.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have little in the way of memories; they seem to know only that they were sent for.

Even their identities are in question; no one else can keep their names straight and, soon enough, they can’t, either. As Guildenstern says, “We know only what we’re told, and that’s little enough. And for all we know it isn’t even true.” They find themselves caught up in the great wheel of fortune of Shakespeare’s tragedy. This is, in short, a game of chess seen from the point of view of the pawns.

But while the major players make their moves, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern must while away the time. They play games — often word games — and make metaphysical speculations about, for example, whether the fact that they just flipped several dozen coins and got “heads” every time means that there’s some sort of glitch in reality. They conjecture about what’s wrong with Hamlet; Guildenstern pretends to answer for Hamlet while Rosencrantz interrogates. And they have an occasional conversation with the players — the only other characters with whom Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are able to interact outside the text of Shakespeare’s Hamlet.

Despite the trouble everyone has keeping their names straight,

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern clearly have different personalities. Michael Crane (Rosencrantz) and Eric Altheide (Guildenstern) have an almost Ben Affleck/Matt Damon rapport. Crane, the scruffier, zanier of the two, is dark-haired and wears a black leather jacket.

Altheide, the introspective straight man, is clean-shaven with short, light-brown hair.

Stoppard’s writing is tight and witty, but in a poorer production it could come off as overly academic or just silly. This thoroughly likable pair of actors delivers the text naturally; their performances are motivated and specific. Even though these characters spend their free time playing word games and hypothesizing about the meaning of life, rather than, say, watching TV, Crane and Altheide show that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are really just a couple of regular guys, trapped by the system and wondering what it’s all about.

The leader of the theater troupe (Geoffrey Wade), simply referred to as the Player, is a delightful rogue. He is a wise fool turned pimp; the players, as it turns out, are willing to prostitute themselves in a variety of ways.

Since this Player understands the ways of theater and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are, in essence, trapped in a play, he is the only one who lets them see the big picture. Wade is never afraid to commit — his gestures and delivery are often fittingly histrionic — but he also knows when a mere pause or a raised eyebrow can help a foreboding line do its work. “It is written,” he says at one point, “…We’re tragedians, you see — there is no choice involved. The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily. That is what

tragedy means.”

Director Steve Stettler also knows when a light touch can be most eloquent. Besides giving the audience ample permission to enjoy this play’s comedic elements, he can be credited with requesting a set that was very nearly no set at all. Designer Richard Chambers delivered and even subtly improved on the idea. His bare black platform with a threedimensional frame of metal pipes creates a stage within a stage. So when Rosencrantz, restlessly contemplating whether he’d rather be dead or alive in a coffin, says, “Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect,” the audience might hear an allusion to a theater as a sort of box. Stoppard, after all, like Shakespeare, often lets his characters teeter on the edge of realizing that they’re in a play.

Stettler doesn’t place too much weight on the Shakespearean scenes included in Stoppard’s text. They are performed clearly and capably, but Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are not trapped in a particularly evocative version of Hamlet.

Rachel Kurland’s costumes support this: The title characters appear in modern dress familiar to the audience; the rest wear period clothing, often almost gaudily lush against the black backdrop. Thus, despite their outward show of authority, Hamlet, Claudius and the rest look as out of place as are Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Never mind this play’s intimidating reputation; Stettler and a fine company of actors, crew and designers have put on a thoroughly accessible production.

Audience members can feel free both to laugh and to come to their own conclusions about what this play is really all about. 쩾

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Such is the case of Spencer McCullough, a central STORY character in Vermont author Chris Bohjalian’s new MARGOT novel. The communications director of a high-profile HARRISON animals-rights lobbying group called FERAL, Spencer dictates his wife’s and daughter’s diet and Before You Know wardrobe — meat and leather verboten — and enlists Kindness by his whole extended family to plant a garden at his Chris Bohjalian, Shaye Areheart mother-in-law’s summer home in New Hampshire, the better to fulfill his dietary needs. Like PETA Books, 422 pages, $25. founder Ingrid Newkirk, to whom he bears more than a passing resemblance, Spencer might be accused of preferring animals to human beings, and he has the born-again fervor of a guilty conscience.

(In a toothsomely grotesque passage, we learn that Spencer spent a summer in college carving up live lobsters for the tourist trade.)

Even readers who agree with Spencer’s views will find him hard to like. But it’s also hard to wish him ill, because when we meet Spencer on page 1, his shoulder has just been crushed into “thick, sloppy soup” by a .30-caliber bullet from a hunting rifle wielded by his own young daughter. As if that weren’t enough, the deer Spencer strives to protect have devoured his vegetables. It’s a bad day.

After opening the book with an attention-getting description of Spencer’s shooting, Bohjalian immediately backtracks to show us how this came

All it takes is volatile Charlotte, mistaking her dad for a deer plundering the dark garden, to turn the hairline fissures in the Seton family into gaping rifts. to pass. He introduces us to Spencer’s wife Catherine’s family, the Seton clan, who’ve gathered to enjoy a July weekend at the home of Nan, their indefatigable country-club matriarch. Nan has been playing surrogate mom to preteen granddaughters Charlotte — Spencer and Catherine’s precocious, preening offspring — and Willow, her quieter cousin. The rifle arrives on the scene courtesy of Catherine’s brother John, a Chittenden County public defender, who celebrated the recent birth of his son by taking hunting lessons.

But John’s bucolic “vision of days alone in the woods with his son” is stymied by a stubborn bullet that jams in the chamber. When he carts the gun along to New Hampshire, hoping to consult a gunsmith, the recipe for disaster is almost complete.

All it takes is volatile Charlotte, mistaking her dad for a deer plundering the dark garden, to turn the

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hairline fissures in the Seton family into gaping rifts.

Not only is Spencer now out a right arm, but his cronies at FERAL decide that his maiming is a ripe opportunity to sue the gun manufacturer and inveigh publicly against hunting. Catherine, who’s been sneaking Slim Jims in a secret rebellion against her husband, finds herself forced to play nursemaid to him even as he threatens to drag her family into the limelight. John worries about being “crucified” in the lawsuit for his carelessness, while his daughter Willow faces a dilemma: Should she tell the adults what only she knows about Charlotte’s state of mind on the night of the shooting?

Bohjalian painstakingly delineates the motives of each character, using an omniscient narrator to get beneath the surface. If we sympathize more with the hapless John, we also understand that Spencer has a secret, heartfelt reason for backing the lawsuit: “He wanted to make clear to the world that this travesty was not his daughter’s fault.”

And we know that, just as

Spencer wants to protect his daughter, so her shot in the dark was a misguided attempt to protect his garden and his pride.

But if Bohjalian’s exposition is informative, it can also become intrusive, stating the obvious, as when we’re told, “A lot of what Charlotte did, in Willow’s opinion, was about getting people to pay attention to her,” in a scene that already brings this point home like an anvil. While Before You Know Kindness is heavy on meticulously accurate description — of Spencer’s injury, for instance, or the monstrosity that is a vegan waffle — it’s lighter on dialogue and action, and the characters suffer as a result. For all that we know about them, they lack great literary characters’ ability to surprise us, as real people sometimes defy our most grounded expectations. Livelier dialogue might have helped animate the characters and move the story along — even the kids in this book have faintly stilted diction: “Don’t put it that way.

It makes me sound dreadful,” sniffs Charlotte when Willow

confronts her with facts.

By the time the SetonMcCullough family has weathered its crisis, some readers may feel that Bohjalian has raised more issues — about the responsibilities of gun owners, the morality of hunting and the conflicts between public ethics and family loyalty — than he’s elucidated. If Spencer is the voice of moral absolutism, Willow seems to speak for the novelist when she wonders why we can’t all just get along: “I just wish people didn’t make such a big deal about what other people eat.”

Before You Know Kindness suggests that real kindness comes from a recognition of human limitations — even Spencer is mellowed by his experience of physical disability, which forces him to depend on others. It’s a powerful theme. But one sometimes wishes that Bohjalian had let us discover it for ourselves, rather than handing us over to a narrator who, like Spencer himself, is all about the talking points. 쩾

FROM BEFORE YOU KNOW KINDNESS The audience laughed with [Spencer], appalled, and he shook his head now, suggesting that in hindsight he couldn’t believe what he had done. And, the truth was, he couldn’t. He remembered those evenings well, especially the nights when there would be those sightseeing tours. As soon as the bus would coast into the dirtand-gravel parking lot, he would retrieve the wooden coop with the torpid crustaceans from the walk-in refrigerator so that the creatures were right there beside him on the floor. Then, like an automaton, he would bend over and grab one from the container that reeked of low tide and pin the writhing, asphyxiated decapod (five pairs of appendages on the thorax, a word he’d found in the entry on lobsters in the dusty encyclopedia from the Coolidge administration he’d discovered in a spare bedroom in Catherine’s mother’s house) on its back. He would uncoil the springy ribbon of tail and hold down the bulbous crusher claw with his fingers for the split second it took him to line up the cleaver on the lobster’s carapace (an unbuttoned sports jacket, he thought at the time) so that the animal’s abdomen was exposed. Then he would press the metal blade straight down as it breathed.

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BEYOND CONVENTION :: Idiosyncratic fiddle visionary Darol Anger

is at the forefront of progressive string music. At home

with jazz, classical and American roots styles, his maverick approach continues to inspire younger players. Work with rule-breaking bluegrass-inspired groups such as Psychograss and the David Grisman Quintet exposed Anger’s adaptability and knowledge of his instrument to a wider audience. He’s released both acoustic and electric music with long-time musical partner Mike Marshall, but Anger’s latest project, the American Fiddle Ensemble, has him the most excited. The group brings Anger together with a new generation of vanguard string players who share his love for style blending and cross-cultural pollination. Seven Days chatted with Anger briefly from his California home, in advance of his performance with Vassar Clements and Bryan Sutton at the Eclipse Theater in Waitsfield this Saturday.

SEVEN DAYS: When did you start playing fiddle? What drew you to the instrument?

DAROL ANGER: I started playing classical violin when I was 9, and I discovered fiddling when I was around 13. I’m of the age group [51] that was very affected by the appearance of The Beatles. They just made me want to play music.

My folks actually bought me a cheap guitar, but it was too hard to press the strings down. We were in a restaurant, and there was this strolling violinist… I thought, “Violin looks a lot easier to play than the guitar.” That was my first mistake! But it turned out well.

SD: I assume you listened to a few other rock bands as well — how did you work your way towards American roots music?

DA: It didn’t take long. I was lucky enough to be living in the [San Francisco] Bay Area at the time, and people like Jerry Garcia were playing that kind of acoustic music. Bluegrass was a very exciting option for me because you didn’t have to play in a garage, and I couldn’t afford all those fancy amplifiers. There was also a finer attention to elements of rhythm — bluegrass is very virtuosic. When it first came out, people were driving their cars off the road — they hadn’t heard anything like it!

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SD: You’re not only a player but an instructor as well. Do your students ever surprise you with ideas and techniques you hadn’t thought of?

DA: I have been so incredibly lucky to have a lot of contact with wonderful young musicians… My bandmate Rushad Eggleston is playing an entirely new instrument that just happens to be called the cello — he’s doing amazing new things with it. And [bandmate] Brittany Haas isn’t even old enough to vote, but she’s one of the most accomplished musicians I’ve ever heard.

SD: You’re known for an unorthodox approach to playing the fiddle. Was this a deliberate

break from tradition or something you just stumbled into?

DA: It was a responsive need. I was in a band [Turtle Island String Quartet] that was playing a lot of jazz and contemporary pop, and we didn’t have drums. The question was, how are we gonna make this stuff sound convincing? I had listened to [modern string ensemble] Kronos Quartet, who were incredible innovators — still are.

They took on titanic tasks. And that was sort of my goal.

SD: Your new ensemble has a worldwide range of influences.

How do you blend, say, Scandinavian folk music with American pop or even African styles?

DA: Are we just musical dilettantes?

Well, our solution is to not try to take on the local accents but to just play as we play. There isn’t a standard path like in classical violin or even bluegrass music. Everybody has to find his or her own way of doing this stuff. We take the raw musical material, and just play it with our own American accents, and do whatever we need to do to make it feel musical and good.

SD: How do you stay inspired after so many innovations and discoveries? Do you think the well will ever run dry?

DA: It’s been absolutely confirmed for me with no doubt in my mind that music is about the people playing it. The notes, the style and the compositions are kind of incidental. As long as I can continue to play with people I love, part of a chain, part of a great conversation between music and listeners, it can’t get old.

CASEY REA

<music> Club listings & spotlights are written by Casey Rea. Spotlights are at the discretion of the editor.

Send listings by Friday at noon, including info phone number, to clubs@sevendaysvt.com.

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IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m.

NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/SUSAN SQUIER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. LAST NIGHT’S JOY (Celtic/bluegrass), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY & GARUDA (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. THE BREAKFAST, RAISINHILL (jam-rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. SIRSY, FAST AS (alt-rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5.

OPEN MIKE W/2ND AGENDA, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), American Flatbread, 7 p.m. NC. THE ADMINISTRATOR (eclectic DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. JAN SMITH (singer-songwriter/ Americana), Good Times Café, 7:30 p.m. Donations.

:: central BILLY CALDWELL (solo acoustic), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. ANYTHING GOES (variety show; open jam), Starlight Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. DAVID & EMILY MURPHY (oldtime/Americana), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/ABBY JENNE, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/JOHN GOOLEY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. BLUE FOX (blues), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m.

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SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by BRETT HUGHES (alt-country/singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC. QUEEN CITY ROCK, POOF! (DJs/drag cabaret), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC/$5.

BIG JOE BURRELL & FRIENDS (jazz/blues), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. & DJ A-DOG (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. NICK CASSARINO (jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. AMANDLA, THE CUSH (rock/soul/altrock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. TURKEY BOUILLON MAFIA, CHUCH (jam-rock/Southern rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5.

LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJ ROBBIE J, E-RUCK, DA CHAMP (hiphop/r&b/dancehall), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $3-7/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. THE BIG OTHER (rock), JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. AQUA NET W/DJS PANTYCHRIST & SPANDEX (’80s hard rock), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. THE MIDDLE 8 (alt-country/Americana), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

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THE DIRTY BLONDES

ELECTION-NIGHT HIGH JINKS They’re drunk, they’re dirty, and they won’t let a presidential race get in the way of their good time! Burlington’s saucy strumpets The Dirty Blondes are planning a poll-night throwdown at Club Metronome that promises to be more fun than a hanging chad. Some say the fate of the free world is at stake, but the devious minds in the Blondes want to help you get through Nov. 2 no matter what the outcome. “If you want to remember the night, or forget the night, we don’t give a shit,” says band member Reverend D. Blonde. In addition to live music from DJ Big Dog, Lobot, Rock ’N’ Roll Sherpa, Allan Nicholls, Sweet Ass Pussy and Meat Lab, the festivities will feature visual-arts displays, tap dance, a fire-wielding performance by a lad in a “star-spangled man thong,” and much laughing in the face of uncertainty. Those who can’t tear themselves away from news coverage can rest easy; several TVs will be on hand. And, yes, the Blondes are scheduled to perform — if they can find the stage by show time. With new tunes such as “Too Drunk to Vote,” written expressly for the occasion, this is one political “party” that understands your election-season woes. “If you really want to do something good for America, vote for us,” says the Reverend. If the FBI doesn’t catch wind of their plans, the event promises to be a true rally for freedom; come Nov. 3, it might be comforting to know you spent those final hours in good company. Just be ready for a post-election hangover.

TURN THE PAGE

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEADHEADS

From a boyhood desire to follow in the footsteps of folk legends such as Woody Guthrie, to his latest foray into the world of publishing, Hinesburg resident Rik Palieri has brought a wide-eyed enthusiasm to all his adventures. Palieri’s new book, The Road Is My Mistress, is a warm-hearted journal of his travels through our nation’s back roads and highways in search of the roots of American music.

Palieri’s journeys have taken him from “hobo jungle campfires” to sweat-lodge ceremonies with Native Americans — each experience illuminating the rich tapestry of North American life. Overseas rambles are also recounted; his time in the mountains of Europe and the Australian outback provide the book with an international cultural flavor. “It’s taught me how to see America through foreign eyes,” says Palieri about his crosscontinental jaunts. “That’s especially important now that all eyes are on America. You get a really different insight about how people view your country and, like it or not, you become an ambassador.”

Over the years he’s made lasting friendships with some of the country’s most beloved musicians, such as Pete Seeger, Jimmie Driftwood and Utah Phillips. In his introduction to The Road Is My Mistress, Phillips claims Palieri “has more miles on him than a prospector’s mule.”

Bittersweet portraits of some of the men and women of American folk give the book a unique, firstperson take on life’s hardships, but never without a sense of humor and earthy optimism. “I never intended to write a book, but I’ve always tried to look at life in a light-hearted way and find the good in every situation,” says Palieri. “I guess I was trying to be the ‘good American Traveler.’” The Road Is My Mistress is available at local bookstores and on amazon.com.

Calling all jam-rock zombies: Local blues authority Mr. Charlie is putting together a pre-Halloween bash featuring his Grateful Dead-inspired band Blues for Breakfast. In addition to the good-time tunes, longtime Dead publicist and Mr. Charlie pal Dennis McNally has agreed to donate a complete set of Dick’s Picks discs to the winner of a “Dress as Your Favorite Dead Song/Character Costume Contest.” There are around 100 CDs in this live collection, so if that doesn’t inspire fans to play dress-up, nothing will. In addition to the grand prize, gift certificates and cold hard cash will be awarded to folks with the most inspired outfits. Casey Jones, anyone?

YOUR GUIDES HAVE ARRIVED Congratulations to Rock ’N’ Roll Sherpa on the release of their debut CD, You Don’t Say. A mainstay of the Burlington music scene since 2001, the band has kept a low profile of late. Now the punky, eclectic alt-rockers are returning to action. In addition to founding members Alan Beauregard and Aaron Hornblas, Sherpa feature local indie-rock luminaries Ryan Power as well as Gabrielle and Burette Douglas. “We took our time with recording and mixing the album, and we’re all pleased with the result,” says Hornblas. With the disc finally finished, the band is looking forward to more live shows and may begin work on a follow-up record soon. Rock ’N’ Roll Sherpa’s CD release party takes place this Friday, Oct. 29, at the Monkey House in Winooski, and the group will perform at the election-night bash at Club Metronome on Tuesday.

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FRI

29

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THU.28 << 38A

MUSICAL MILESTONE :: One of the hardest-working groups in the Northeast, the Seth Yacovone Band are about to celebrate their one-thousandth show. And where better to throw the party than on home turf? Yacovone’s prodigious guitar skills have won him accolades over the years, and his band rock the house wherever their travels take them. Friday’s show at Club Metronome also features a Strangers Helping Strangers food drive, so bring a couple of non-perishables along with your groove. Rockers Panty Raid open.

BLUEGRASS GUITAR LEGEND AND IBMA GUITARIST OF THE YEAR (7PM)

OPEN BLUEGRASS JAM W/MAD MOUNTAIN SCRAMBLERS, Starlight Lounge, 8 p.m. NC, followed by GORDON STONE BAND & FRIENDS (bluegrass/jam), 10 p.m. $7.

CHRIS SMITHER, MICHAEL JERLING (folk-blues/singer-songwriters), Middle Earth, 9 p.m. $18.

PRE-ELECTION EXTRAVAGANZA W/BANJO BOB (old-time), Langdon Street Café, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by ANÄIS MITCHELL (folk/singer-songwriter), 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern HOUSE BAND (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SASSY KARAOKE, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 8 p.m. NC. HOUSE BAND, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & SARAH MUNRO (country/Americana), Bee’s Knees, 7 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT (Sound Obsession DJ), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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FRI.29

:: burlington area PUZZLE PEOPLE (indie-rock), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by SETH BERNARD, DAISY MAY, DAN KOHN, (singer-songwriters), 7 p.m. NC, followed by EAMES BROTHERS (mountain blues), 9 p.m. NC. FIERCE W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL (dance/house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

OPEN MIKE W/2ND AGENDA, CCV Community Coffeehouse, Burlington, 8 p.m. NC. DJ COREY (hip-hop), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. RODNEY (rock), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. CHROME COWBOYS (country-rock), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. NC. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. BLUES FOR BREAKFAST, BLUEPRINT (blues/jam/alt-country), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE BAND, PANTY RAID (rock/jam/funk), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $10.

TIRED OF TRYING, MY REVENGE, BULLETPROOF, FROM THE GROUND UP, CARALINA, VERGA (hardcore/ rock), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $8.

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

FLAVA (DJs; hip-hop/r&b/reggae), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10.

18+ before 11 p.m.

HIP-HOP/REGGAE/DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE PIANO MUSIC, Wine Bar at Wine Works, 6 p.m. NC. BIKINI BASHMENT W/DEMUS (reggae DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. COMBO 37 (Parisian jazz), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC.

FRI.29 >> 42A

venues 411 After Dark Music Series at United Methodist Church, Rt. 7/Seminary St., Middlebury, 388-0216.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Bad Girls Café Main St., Johnson, 635-7025.

Ball & Chain Café 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050.

Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188 Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292 Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214.

Finkerman’s Riverside Barbecue, 188 River St, Montpelier, 229-2295.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160.

Gezellig, 324 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864.

Kahiki Moon, 1 Lawson Lane, Burlington. 660-4852.

The Kept Writer, 50 North Main St., St. Albans, 527-6242.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

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WEDNESDAY October 27 McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748.

Millennium Nightclub, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd. Williamstown, 443-6106.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003.

The Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Riley Rink, Rt. 7A Noth, Manchester, 362-0150.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

Riverwalk Records, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

The Waiting Room, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455.

Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

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SEVEN DAYS

<clubdates> AA = ALL AGES NC = NO COVER

FRI

29

FRI.29 << 41A KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. THE ADAMS (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. ROCK ’N’ ROLL SHERPA (indie-rock; CD release party), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3.

KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m.

NC.

:: champlain valley SARAH PIEPLOW (singer-songwriter), Two Brothers Tavern, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC.

:: central

RHYTHM AND SOUL :: Best known as the drummer for mock-rock maestros Ween, Claude Coleman, Jr., is more than just a quality time keeper. Coleman’s solo project,

Amandla,

showcases his multi-instrumental and production skills, honed through years of recording and performance.

With soulful, psychedelic pop and a nod to folk and roots, Amandla stands on its own. Though Coleman suffered a near fatal car accident a few years back, nothing could keep him from making music. Catch him this Thursday at Nectar’s with local alt-rockers The Cush, and Friday at the Matterhorn in Stowe.

JASON LIEBMAN (singer-songwriter), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. BLACK SEA QUARTET (gypsy jazz), Langdon Street Café, 10 p.m.

THE ASSEMBLY OF DUST (rock/jam), Eclipse Theater, 9 p.m. $14.

RESOPHONICS (bluegrass/Americana), Middle Earth, 9 p.m. $12.

MARK LEGRAND & SARAH MUNRO (country/Americana), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern KARAOKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m.

NC. VIP LADIES NIGHT, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. NC, followed by SABBATICAL (rock), 10 p.m. $2/10.

18+ before 11 p.m.

DJ HECTOR (salsa/dance), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. CRITICAL MASS (rock), Bayside Pavilion, 9:30 p.m. NC.

TAR BEACH (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m.

NC. EKIS (rock/worldbeat), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. AMANDLA (rock/soul), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

SAT.30

:: burlington area BACKWOODS BALLADEERS (oldtime/Americana), Radio Bean, 8 p.m.

NC, followed by AQUADORA, CASTLE OLD CHAIR (indie-rock), 9 p.m. NC. RECURRING THEME, DJ FLATBROKE (acoustic jazz-rock/hip-hop), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. TASTE W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL (dance/house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

THE COMPLAINTS (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. CAMUEL CROSS (jazz), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. BARBACOA (surf noir), Red Square, 8 p.m., followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight, NC. KIP MEAKER (blues/jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. THE SAMPLES, JEN FOSTER (jam/rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $10.

JOSEPH ARTHUR (alt-rock), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $10, followed by RETRONOME (’70s-’80s DJs), 10 p.m. $3.

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

DJ IRIE & ROBBIE J (dance DJs; masquerade party), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAWNA HAMMERS (solo piano), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 6 p.m. NC, followed

by DAN SILVERMAN TRIO (jazz), 9 p.m. NC. NASTEE DOG W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC.

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<clubdates> LIVE MUSIC, Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. THE ADAMS (rock; costume party), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. CHIN HO!, GHOSTS OF PASHA (altrock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3.

CHAOS CREW (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SKARYOKE W/TOWNIE, Banana Winds, 8 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. OXO & THE HARD LUCK KID (rock), B.U. Emporium, 8:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m.

NC.

:: champlain valley SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m.

NC.

:: central SAM GORDON BAND (rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. DAROL ANGER’S AMERICAN FIDDLE ENSEMBLE W/SPECIAL GUESTS VASSAR CLEMENTS & BRYAN SUTTON (newgrass), Eclipse Theater, 7:30 p.m. $32, followed by RASTAFARI HALLOWEEN BASH W/JOHN BROWN’S BODY (roots-reggae), 11 p.m. $20.

HIGHLAND ROVERS (Irish-rock), Middle Earth, 9 p.m. $10.

:: northern ELLEN POWELL DUO (jazz), Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 6:30 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE (rock/singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. HALLOWEEN BASH W/NAMED BY STRANGERS (jam-rock), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5.

U-MELT (jam), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. LOBSTER BIB (rock), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m.

NC. DARREN FLOWERS & AKIVA (acoustic rock), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $4.

ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ SKIPPY, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

SUN.31 :: burlington area

OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed by HALLOWEEN MURDER BALLADS W/HOST ALEX WILSON, 8 p.m. NC. IRISH SESSIONS W/TRINITY (Celtic/ folk), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 5 p.m. NC. NASTEE SOUL SUNDAY (DJ), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. DJ TERRELL WILLIAMS (downtempo/ IDM/lounge), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. HALLOWEEN BASH W/LED LOCO (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $6.

SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (techno DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $6.

HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY W/DJS JACK SPADE & ROBBIE J (dance DJs; costume party), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

OPEN MIKE, JP’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. COSTUME PARTY BASH (artsProject benefit), Waiting Room, 7:30 p.m. $3.

KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

:: central DJ ELLIS & SWEET D (hip-hop), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: northern AN EVENING W/VORCZA (groove-jazz; costume contest), Hardwick Town House, 8 p.m. $8.

SOUND OBSESSION DJ, Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. $1.

STACY STARKWEATHER & GORDON STONE (jazz/jam/bluegrass), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC.

MEEN (rock; Ween tribute), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. SUNDAY SUPER SESSIONS (live local music), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 1 p.m.

NC.

MON.01 :: burlington area

OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC. SOUL SKILLET (soul/r&b DJ), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (funk/jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. ’93 TILL W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (underground hip-hop/old-school), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. MUSIC MACHINE W/DJ TRANSPLANTE (eclectic), The Monkey House, 9 p.m.

NC. KARAOKE, Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m.

NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow!

Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC.

TUE.02 :: burlington area

CONJUNTO GUA GUA (Brazilian jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by FAITH KLEPPINGER (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC, followed by MATT WEIERS (solo piano), 10 p.m. NC. DJ CYNDI LAUPER (eclectic), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. DAYVE HUCKETT (solo jazz guitar), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. BUCK 65 (hip-hop), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $8. 18+.

ELECTION NIGHT BASH W/THE DIRTY BLONDES, LOBOT, ROCK ’N’ ROLL SHERPA, ALLAN NICHOLLS, MEAT LAB, & SPECIAL GUESTS (altrock/eclectic; election night party), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $1.

LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ TERRELL WILLIAMS (downtempo/IDM/lounge), Waiting Room, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: central BILLY CALDWELL (solo acoustic), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: northern KARAOKE W/SASSY, Monopole, 9 p.m.

NC. CHRIS LYON (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC.

WED.03 :: burlington area

IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/JODY ALBRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. LAST NIGHT’S JOY (Celtic/bluegrass), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY & GARUDA (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. WHIPLASH W/TRICKY PAT (drum & bass DJs), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. ZOX (eclectic/jam/rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC/$5. 18+.

PERFECT SANDWICH, BIG OTHER, LOVE SCENE CLEAR (fusion/jam/ rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $2.

OPEN MIKE W/2ND AGENDA, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC.

ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), American Flatbread, 7 p.m. NC. THE ADMINISTRATOR (eclectic DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. BOB DEGREE & BLUEGRASS STORM, Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & SARAH MUNRO (country/Americana), Good Times Café, 7:30 p.m. Donations.

:: central BLUE FOX (blues-rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. ANYTHING GOES (variety show; open jam), Starlight Lounge, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/ABBY JENNE Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/JOHN GOOLEY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. RUDY DAUTH (rock), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m.

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1. Mos Def — The New Danger 2. Ray Charles — Genius Loves Company 3. k.d. lang — Hymns From the 49th Parallel 4. Mark Knopfler — Shangri-La 5. Elliott Smith — From a Basement on a Hill 6. Brian Wilson — Smile 7. Norah Jones — Come Away With Me 8. Crosby & Nash — Crosby/Nash 9. Various Artists — Rock Against Bush Vol. 2 10. Patti Casey — Just an Old Sweet Song

1. Maroon 5 — Songs About Jane 2. Social Distortion — Sex, Love & Rock ’n’ Roll 3. Jill Scott — Beautifully Human: Words and Sounds Vol. 2 4. Rod Stewart — Stardust: Great American Songbook Vol. 3 5. Brooks & Dunn — Greatest Hits Collection 2 6. Jimmy Eat World — Futures 7. John Mellencamp — Words & Music: Greatest Hits 8. Seether — Disclaimer 2 9. Scissor Sisters — Scissor Sisters 10. Akon — Trouble

1. Elliott Smith — From a Basement on a Hill 2. Joseph Arthur — Our Shadows Will Remain 3. Anäis Mitchell — Hymns for the Exiled 4. Patti Casey — Just an Old Sweet Song 5. Tom Waits — Real Gone 6. Peter, Paul & Mary — In These Times 7. Townes Van Zandt — Rearview Mirror 8. Mark Knopfler — Shangri-La 9. Ray Charles — Genius Loves Company 10. George Harrison — All Things Must Pass

1. Various Artists — Heart So Cold: The North Country ’60s Scene 2. Mos Def — New Danger 3. SGS — New York Girls 4. Elliott Smith — From a Basement on a Hill 5. Rod Stewart — Stardust: Great American Songbook Vol. 3 6. Chevelle — This Type of Thinking Could Do Us In 7. Korn — Greatest Hits w/Bonus DVD 8. Tragically Hip — Up to Here 9. Ray Charles — Genius Loves Company 10. Jimmy Eat World — Futures

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reviewthis 2ND AGENDA, CONNECT

JOSEPH ARTHUR, OUR SHADOWS WILL REMAIN

(Self-released, CD)

(Vector Recordings, CD)

Joseph Arthur’s stylized heartache and existential woe is impeccably executed, but the New York City songwriter often confuses craftsmanship with passion. Though Arthur is capable of many musical feats — from one-man-band concerts to art-rock concept albums, his efforts generally seem less than honest.

Witnessing him perform is pretty enthralling; Arthur uses loops and effects devices to create lush accompaniments in real time. Drum beats, bass lines and shifting melodic runs build and dissolve while his sugar-and-sandpaper vocals mine melodic territory well explored by Radiohead and Jeff Buckley.

Our Shadows Will Remain finds Arthur going for more of a live band approach, but with plenty of production augmentation — drumbeats are digitally embellished, as if Arthur wanted to compete with more established “alternative” acts.

Still, sonic exploration isn’t terribly adventurous if it refuses to break any rules, and everything Arthur does seems torn from the tortured-artist handbook. The track “Puppets” comes the closest to genuine inspiration, perhaps because it sounds the least forced. On this cut, Arthur’s layered vocals utilize a doubled octaves technique that male crooners from Marc Bolan to Bono have already exploited. It’s a common trick, but it still works. A piano hook reminiscent of The Cure’s “Close to Me” gives the track a playful bounce that almost borders on fun. When Arthur tells listeners, “You don’t know what it’s like,” however, fists may clench.

It’s obvious Arthur takes himself pretty seriously; witness the 18-page booklet featuring his abstract doodles. No lyrics, no thank-you’s — just a giant dose of self-expression. Once again, it’s not that Arthur isn’t talented — he’s just so self-aggrandizing that it tends to obscure even his most basic merits.

Note to musicians and producers: Please stop using the drum loop from Zeppelin’s “When the Levee Breaks.” It doesn’t matter how you speed it up or slow it down — it’s completely overdone. Arthur’s crèmede-la-lame “I Am” was tired before it began, and its shameless hijacking of the Bonham beat confirms his need for quality control.

What really makes Our Shadows Will Remain so frustrating is how often Arthur betrays his talents in a mish-mash of egoism and artificial eccentricity. When he’s direct, such as with the haunting “A Smile That Explodes,” he achieves a touching intimacy. Poetic missteps and art-school posturing keep Joseph Arthur in the margins, however. If he wants to be great, he’ll have to drop the pose. He brings the live act to Club Metronome this Saturday.

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Not quite modern rock, not quite hip-hop, 2nd Agenda’s debut album Connect is an overwhelmingly cluttered rap/rock hybrid. The Burlington group’s politically conscious approach is generic and unoriginal; each track takes shots at “evil” capitalist America through raps about greed and tearing down the social infrastructure. Song titles such as “Corporate” and “Social Disease” suggest what the band is attempting.

Unfortunately, their rhymes lack flow, space and taste. Cramming 50 too many words into a bar is just asking for a lyrical nightmare — it’s quality, not quantity, that matters.

Musically, all the hooks on Connect come from acoustic guitar, the recording of which lacks refinement and polish. With too many notes and bizarre timing, the guitar never establishes proper meter with any of the rhymes. Most of the riffs sound the same from track to track, and they’re usually accompanied by a simple drumbeat and awkward harmonies.

“Instinct,” the album’s first song, features a vocalist rapping while another is singing. The resulting sound is akin to two college students having a dorm-room volume war with their stereos — one is playing acoustic-groove act Dispatch, the other, Eminem. Some ingredients simply do not mix. “Lyrical Painter” — a slow, drawn-out, melodramatic ballad — is somewhat distinct, but its vocals are off-key. Elsewhere, intermittent turntable fills are awkwardly placed in songs where they don’t really fit.

Creating hip-hop requires patience. The music that accompanies the vocals should leave enough breathing room for the MCs to do their thing. When combining two different genres of music, particularly rap and rock, musicians should leave plenty of space. Only one voice should be the center of focus at any given moment; two equals muddle, and muddle can mean loss of message.

It’s commendable, however, that in a world of bling, 2nd Agenda is at least attempting to do something with a bit more purpose. Let’s just hope their next release isn’t so self-absorbed and shows more signs of musical and lyrical maturity. 2nd Agenda host Manhattan Pizza’s open mike on Wednesdays, and also perform at CCV’s Coffeehouse this Friday.

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OPENINGS HUGH TOWNLEY: “Retrospective, Introspective, Prospective,” sculpture, Main Gallery; and ADELAIDE TYROL: “Natural Histories,” oil and gouache paintings, South Gallery; and ‘VAULT TOURS, BIN Q-Z’: A survey of works from the permanent collection, Wood Room.

T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743.

Reception October 28, 5-7 p.m.

HAL MAYFORTH & ALICE MURDOCH: Recent paintings. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Reception October 29, 6-8 p.m. Through November.

‘NOVEMBER SOLO EXHIBITIONS’: Nine contemporary regional painters showcase their works, along with artworks by members in various media from the Collectors Gallery. Yester House, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 3621405. Reception October 30, 2-4 p.m.

Through November.

TALKS/ EVENTS

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T EXHIBIT “Small Picture Exhibit,” an annual juried show of smallformat paintings by gallery members. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville.

Through December 19.

ARTWORK “Five Bowls” by Martha Ohliger

PHOTO Marc Awodey

he old proverb that “good things come in small packages” easily applies to the seventh annual “Small Picture Exhibit” at the Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. The show consists of about 200 paintings and some other twodimensional works.

Photography is one of the minority media, and there are several fine pieces — especially two that capture movement. “Again” by Wendy James is an 8-by-10-inch color photo of carousel horses that seem to leap as they twirl.

Rainbows of carnival light stream across the composition.

The 12-by-9-inch silver gelatin print “Irish Spring” by John Burns freezes a babbling brook in mid-babble. Its flowing waters appear as white ligaments cascading through a wall of craggy stones.

Collage artist Susan Goodby crafts works predominantly from paper and surrounds them with contrasting painting.

“The Bouquet” is like the detail of a Romare Bearden collage — its execution is just as clean. The 12-by-10-inch rendition of flowers in a vase has rich, warm hues over a gray background. Goodby’s 15-by-11-inch “Great Blue Heron” has a Japanese sensibility. The leggy bird is positioned at the left of the picture plane over a blue background painted with translucent glazes.

“Petals #1” by Denise Cote, a 7 1/2-by-9-inch mixedmedia work with collage, is one of the few nonobjective abstractions in the show. It has a wrinkled surface of autumnal hues; rusty reds, olive greens and cadmium yellow medium are contrasted by a hint of cobalt blue.

Another abstraction, Tinka Martell’s “Untitled #2,” is an 8by-11-inch mixed-media drawing that appears to be copper leaf on handmade paper.

This members-only exhibition includes nearly all of Vermont’s best landscape painters. Jake Geer’s “Marshes of Glynn,” a 12-by-16-inch oil on panel, is a brilliant nocturne. Silhouettes of reeds line the marsh as an evening sky unfolds over it and a distant field. Warm hues are grouped toward a far-off horizon line.

Gordon Coughlin’s “1982 Road E. Main” is a 12-by-16inch oil with airier brushwork. The post-Impressionist-style daylight scene features two sheds beneath wispy trees.

Coughlin scrubs, pats and washes color over the canvas.

The oil-stick painting “Tranquility I” by Jane Desjardins is

a 12-by-16-inch pond scene with a very different aesthetic.

Desjardins scratches into her surface, varying textures between sharp lines and softly blended hues. Something Coughlin and Desjardins have in common with each other, and with most of the landscapists in this exhibition, is an affinity for local color.

Other painters use colors for their expressive potential.

Dorothy Martinez is a well-known abstractionist in

The Bryan’s members-only exhibition includes nearly all of Vermont’s best landscape painters.

Vermont, and her 10-inch-square landscape “Waterside” features bright turquoise and swaths of lavender beneath a low horizon line. The naturalistic billow of a stormy cloudbank contrasts with Martinez’s expressionistic use of colors on the ground.

There are also many still lifes in the show. Coughlin contributes a heavy impasto one in addition to his landscapes, which have lighter brushwork. “Bordeaux and Citron” is a 12-by-16-inch oil that will take years to fully dry. Gobs of paint are practically molded into the forms of a bottle and fruit. The paint is remarkably clean, despite its thickness and blending.

“Five Bowls” by Martha Ohliger is a calmer piece of work. The 12-by-9-inch oil has the precision of 20th-century Italian still life painter Giorgio Morandi. Like him, Ohliger painted empty vessels in a blank environment.

Light and color are similarly muted, and the composition is cool, virtually static. If Ohliger has been directly influenced by Morandi, she has discovered a powerful art-historical resource.

The Bryan Memorial show is filled with such small wonders.m

MEET THE ARTIST: Peter K.K. Williams talks about his work. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Thursday evenings through October, 7-9 p.m.

OPEN STUDIO: Artist-in-residence Leslie Fry shows her work in progress. Fourth Floor Studio, Firehouse Center, Burlington, 865-7165. Every Saturday through October, noon – 8 p.m.

‘BEYOND EAST AND WEST’ GALLERY DISCUSSION: A talking tour for adults seeking to increase their skills, confidence and enjoyment in exploring contemporary art. Limited, preregistration required. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603646-2426. October 27, 7 p.m.

RUTH BUTLER SLIDE LECTURE: The professor emerita of art history gives a presentation titled “Rodin/Rose/Camille: What to do about love if you want to be a genius?” in conjunction with a current Rodin exhibit. Twilight Auditorium, Middlebury College, 443-5007. October 28, 4:30 p.m.

‘FIREHOUSE OPEN’ DROP-OFF DAY: The first 50 artists to line up at the door with a single, ready-to-install piece of work, in any medium, will be accepted to this annual exhibit, November 5-28.

Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165.

Drop off November 3, 10 a.m.

‘THE MIND OF NATURE: CULTIVATING A DISCERNING EYE’: A lunchtime art lecture with UVM environmental prof Stephanie Kaza. Marble Court, Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750.

November 3, 12:15 p.m.

MARISSA WILLIAMSON TALK: The Middlebury College senior and co-curator of “Vermont in 1904: Photographs by A.B. Lane” will talk in the gallery.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, 4435007. November 3, 4:30 p.m.

ARTIST TALK: Ghada Amer will speak in conjunction with the current exhibit, “Beyond East and West.” Lowe Auditorium, Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603646-2426. November 3, 5:30 p.m.

For art workshops and instruction, see “classes” in Section B.

ONGOING >> 48A PLEASE NOTE: Art listings are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Send listings, by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. Also see art listings at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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TOT SHOTS

Sybil Meyersburg had an affinity for children.

The late photographer once wrote, “There is something wonderful that goes on between a woman photographer and children, a special relationship.” Between 1957 and 1979, Meyersburg produced hundreds of photographs of children around the world; 50 of these works are on display at the Henry Sheldon Museum in Middlebury through January.

‘LA LUCHA CONTINUA’: An exhibition of paintings and crafts in the campesino tradition from Solentiname, Nicaragua.

Burlington College Community Room, 453-2499. Through November 17.

MARTHA LANG: Historic family photographs of Burlington. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165.

Through October.

BONNIE ACKER: Landscapes and posters, 1987-2003, by the Burlington artist and activist. Center for Community and Neighborhoods (above City Market), Burlington, 864-8274. Through December.

‘MEGAZINE’: An international collection of self-published zines, curated by New Yorkers Herb George and Angela Boatwright. Sanctuary Artsite, Jager DiPaola Kemp Design, Burlington, 8645884. Through October 30.

DAN LEFRANCOIS: Paintings in acrylic, oil and mixed media, pen-and-ink. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through October.

WILLIAM STIREWALT: Fine art photography. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 482-2878. Through November.

DAVID CORCORAN: “Coffee Beans Painted with Coffee” and other works. Radio Bean, Burlington, 310-7882. Through October.

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Abstracted paintings.

Smokejacks, Burlington; also in the Artist’s Alley, Church Street, 872-9605.

Through October.

MARIAN WILLMOTT: Monotypes.

Mirabelles, Burlington, 658-3074.

Through October.

DAVID GOODRICH: Hand-printed silkscreens of Vermont landscape. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. Through October.

ALICE DODGE: “Places I’ve Never Been,” paintings and prints. Speeder & Earl’s, Pine Street, Burlington, 859-9222.

Through October.

LYNN BUTLER-DUBE: “Images of Nature and Color,” drawings and paintings.

Toscano Café, Richmond, 434-4834.

Through November.

‘MISDIRECTION’: Eclectic works by 14 underground American artists. Lineage Gallery, Burlington, 862-7766. Through October.

‘AN EYE TOWARD NATURE: A SUITE OF FOUR EXHIBITIONS’: Including ‘BERND HEINRICH: THE NATURALIST AS ARTIST’: A selection of original drawings, photographs, field notes and specimen collections from the renowned UVM field biologist; and ‘FUNGI, UNICORNS AND BEACHED WHALES: ARTISTS AS NATURALISTS’: Natural history illustrations, classic and contemporary; and ‘HIROSHIGE’S 53 STATIONS OF THE TOKAIDO’: Woodblock prints by the Japanese master; and ‘THE CHINESE SCHOLAR’S WORLD’: A collection of rocks with striking profiles, formations or coloration. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through December 19.

URSULA SCHOLZ: Minimalist fine jewelry from Germany; and GABRIEL BORAY: Landscapes in oil. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through October.

WYLIE SOFIA GARCIA: Textiles and mixed media. Stella Shoes, Burlington, 8642800. Through October.

LARRY BOWLING: “New Work,” pastels and mixed media. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through October.

HOLLY RAE TAYLOR: “Real Circles,” abstract paintings. Rose Street Gallery, Burlington, 860-2429. Through October by appointment.

JOHN DOUGLAS: “The Homeland Security Collection,” digital photographs. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Through October 28.

JASON RYAN OSTERHOUT: Recent acrylic paintings. Club Metronome, Burlington, 865-4563. Through November 24.

LIZ DOWD: “Charlotte’s Dress,” black-andwhite photographs, Pickering Room; and JOANNE SACCO PUGH: “Nuances of Color,” oil and acrylic paintings, Mezzanine Balcony. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through October.

BRENDA PHILLIPS: “Pathways,” landscape oil paintings, mixed-media collages and poetry. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 864-0471. Through October.

MICHAEL STRAUSS: “Light of the Seasons,” watercolor paintings, Dining Room; and KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Abstracted paintings, Solarium; and SARAH CONNOR: Three-dimensional paintings, Bar. Daily Planet Restaurant, Burlington, 862-9647.

Through October.

LESLIE FRY: “Cast-Offs: Girls, Riddles, Fate,” sculptural installation of paper wall reliefs and plaster sculptures conjur-

ing an imaginary civilization. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through October.

‘THE BEAUTY OF USEFULNESS: INSPIRATION FROM TRADITIONAL JAPANESE CRAFTS’: Ceramics, woodworks, textiles, jewelry and paper objects made by New England artisans and influenced by Japanese artistic traditions. Shelburne Craft School’s Gallery on the Green, Shelburne, 985-8438. Through November 13.

‘AXA: ARCHITECTS BY ART, ART BY ARCHITECTS’: A group show curated by C. Sean Horton. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through October.

ROBERT SIMON: Ink and acrylic drawings, and SHARON WEBSTER: Mixed-media works, both through November; and GARY KOWALSKI: Oil paintings, through December 10. CCV Hallway Galleries, Burlington, 865-4422.

‘QUINTESSENTIAL VERMONT’: A group show featuring regional artists in pottery, furniture, photographs and paintings.

Frog Hollow Gallery, Burlington, 8636458. Through October.

JOHN CHURCHMAN: “Autumn Glory,” photographs. Airport Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Through October.

GROUP SHOW: Acrylic paintings by Ethan Azarian and Michael Smith, photography

by Cynthia Silvey and watercolor and ink works by Michael Tonn. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273.

Through October.

‘ART OF THE NEEDLE’: An exhibition featuring 100 18th-, 19th- and 20th-century American quilts; and ‘LES BORDS DE LA LOIRE PRES DE NANTES’: A painting by the late French landscape artist CharlesFrançois Daubigny; also, ‘PEDAL TO THE METAL’: An exhibit documenting the history of children’s pedal cars; and ‘AMERICAN VISIONS OF PARADISE’: Paintings by great American artists including Grandma Moses, Thomas Cole, Washington Allston and Jasper Cropsey. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348, ext. 3330. Through October.

::champlain valley BOB HOOKER: “Cracks, Dents and Jagged Edges,” acrylic and collage. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 388-4095. Through October.

SHINJI KOMIYA: An interactive, site-specific installation in a variety of media by the visiting Japanese artist. Johnson

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PHOTO: MARC AWODEY

ROOM WITH VIEWS Lynn Butler-Dube’s small-scale drawings and watercolors catch fleeting glimpses of light and landscapes. Her exhibition, entitled Memorial Building, Johnson Gallery, Middlebury College, 443-3169. Through October 29.

GALLERY ARTISTS RETROSPECTIVE: A group exhibit featuring oil paintings by Dennis Blalock, Leslie Folksman and Elisabet Stacy-Hurley. Last Green Place Fine Art Gallery, Middlebury, 388-1436.

Through October.

‘ANIMAL MAGNETISM’: Black-and-white/ sepia photographs by Lance Jones and “artifacts” pottery by Julie Longstreth, through October. BELLA BUENO: Jewelry in silver and gold with semiprecious gems; and COLETTTE PAUL: Paintings focused on moments in time, both November 1-30. Art On Main, Bristol, 453-4032.

SEAN P. CALLAHAN: “The Yellow Dog Series,” giclée prints. Bobcat Café, Bristol, 759-2576. Through November.

SYBIL MEYERSBURG: “Children of the World,” 50 photographs taken 1957-78 around the globe. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through January 2005.

‘RODIN: IN HIS OWN WORDS’: Thirty-five bronzes from the famous French sculptor, from the Iris and B. Gerald Cantor Foundation; and ‘VERMONT IN 1904: A PHOTOGRAPHIC PORTRAIT’: Prints made from nearly 200 images shot by Adolph B. Lane (1877-1942); and ‘ART NOW: SCULPTURE OF JOEL SHAPIRO’: Five works by the renowned American artist, spanning 25 years. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5235. All though December 5.

JUDITH REILLY: “Fanciful Fiber and Thread,” fabric paintings in cotton, often handdyed, and giclée prints. Brandon Artists’ Guild, 247-4956. Through October 30.

‘VERMONT IN FULL COLOR’: Ceramics by Natalie Blake; wooden salad bowls by Peggy Potter; pastels by Marilyn Ruseckas; lithographs and pastels by Daryl Storrs; and glass pieces and jewelry

by Jen Violette. Frog Hollow Gallery, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through October.

ARTISTS’ ALLEY: Murals and mosaic-covered benches by community artists of all ages. Off Main St., Bristol, 453-4032.

Through October.

‘ALWAYS IN SEASON’: Arts and crafts by Vermont folk artists, past and present.

Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 3884964. Through November 13.

“Images of Nature and Color,” is currently at the Toscano Café in Richmond.

The cuisine may be Italian, but Butler-Dube’s artworks are purely Vermont. Pictured: “Shelburne Farms: Evening Mood.”

::central ‘LOOKING BACK’: Late 19th-century photographs of Brookfield by Ella Colt and traditional crafts by contemporary artisans.

Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-3232.

Through November 21.

‘ROCK SOLID’: Fourth annual group show with stone carvings, assemblages and other works, Main Floor Gallery; and CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIES: Student show, Second Floor Gallery; and MARC AWODEY: Paintings, Third Floor Gallery. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 4797069. Through November 6.

PHILIP HAGOPIAN: “Moments on the World,” eclectic oil paintings. Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 454-8493.

Through November 12.

GAAL SHEPHERD: Pastel landscapes and wood sculpture. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 280-1864. Through November 27.

D’ANN FAGO: “Drawings of the ‘Real’ and Other Illusions,” works on paper from 1944 to 2004. Tunbridge Public Library, 889-9404. Through November 15.

ROBERT WALDO BRUNELLE, JR.: “Sled Hill,” paintings. Night Owl Gallery, Paramount Theater, Rutland, 899-1106.

Through October.

43RD ANNUAL FALL MEMBERS’ EXHIBIT: A group show of local artists in multiple media. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 7750356. Through November 14.

KENNETH P. OCHAB: “Mandala Nouveau Series,” pencil, gouache and ink on illustration board. Riverwalk Records, Montpelier, 223-3334. Through October.

CHRIS ZAHM: “Wonders of the Deep,” underwater color photography. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 229-9409. Through October.

AXEL STOHLBERG: New artwork. Full of Beans Café, Waterbury, 244-7801.

Through October.

MIRANDA SYP: Paintings; and CRAIG LINE: Photography of Vermont 24/7, through October. PAUL CLACK: Paintings, and TERRY ZIGMUND: Stained glass, November 1-30. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-7800.

FRED MARTELL: Bird collages made of Vermont’s autumnal leaves. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 223-3338.

Through October 30.

SEAN DYE & MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM: Pastel landscapes and still lifes, and “rustic inaccurate furniture,” respectively.

Northern Power Systems, Mad River Park, Waitsfield, 496-2955, ext. 287. Through November 12.

LYNDA REEVES MCINTYRE: Acrylic, watercolor and ink paintings from Mexico, Italy and Canada, and a wall installation from her “Helping Hands” project. Supreme Court Building, Montpelier, 828-4784.

Through October 29.

PETER K.K. WILLIAMS: Paintings inspired by landscape and more. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Through October.

‘A BAKER’S DOZEN’: Thirteen Vermont painters, photographers and fiber artists show their work. The Book Garden, Montpelier, 223-2824. Through November.

::northern TONY BOTELHO: Landscape photography emphasizing light and mood. Back Room Gallery, Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild, St. Johnsbury, 467-3701. Through November 12.

PETER SCHUMANN: “U.S. Senate Reads an Email by the Late Rachel Corrie to Her Parents,” books and large works on paper by the founder of Bread and Puppet Theater, through October 30. JUDITH HOERSTING: “Prayer Cards,” MFA thesis exhibition, October 31 – November 11.

Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469.

MERRILL DENSMORE: Landscape and animal paintings by the self-taught artist.

GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through November 27.

PETER A. MILLER & CAROLYN WALTON: “Autumn in Vermont,” Impressionist landscape paintings. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through October.

MICHAEL MCGOVERN: Realistic paintings.

The Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-6007.

Through November.

MICHAEL BRANGOCCIO: Dream-like paintings and mixed-media works on paper.

Clarke Galleries, Cold Comfort Farm, Stowe, 253-7116. Through November 21.

‘HUMAN/RESOURCE: INTROSPECTION BEFORE THE VOTE’: A group show of local and international artists in sculpture, painting and photography, intended to inspire thoughtfulness before the election. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943. Through November 6.

AMY STOREY: Paintings. Hardwick Town House, 472-8800. Through October by appointment.

DON HANSON: “Damaged Beauty: The Avian Series,” multimedia prints. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 748-2372. Through January 2005.

‘THE INVISIBLE EYE’: “Visions of SelfTaught Artists,” featuring eight GRACE artists, Main Gallery, and BUFFALO MYERS, PAUL HUMPHRIES AND ‘FACE JUGS’: Outsider art, West Gallery, both through November 10; and ISABETH HARDY: “Life and Its Challenges,” paintings based on biblical, philosophical, folk and Sufi stories. East Gallery, through November 20. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358.

20TH ANNIVERSARY EXHIBIT: Paintings

by Mary and Alden Bryan, through December 22; and ‘SMALL PICTURE EXHIBIT’: The seventh annual juried show presents small-format paintings by gallery members, through December 19.

Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100.

BREAD AND PUPPET EXHIBIT: Hundreds of puppets and masks. Bread and Puppet Museum, Glover, 525-3031. Through November 1.

J.C. WELCH: Woodcuts and oils; also paintings, photography, Cibachrome, reproductions and Ukrainian eggs by other artists.

The Blue Eyed Dog Gallery & Frame Shop, St. Albans, 524-4447. Through December.

JOSHUA DERNER: Pastel and ink drawings; also, original oils, watercolors, sculpture and giclée prints by Vermont artists. The Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-6007. Through October.

::southern ‘ANDY WARHOL: THE JON GOULD COLLECTION’: Paintings, prints and photographs by the late pop artist from a private collection. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center, 257-0124. Through February 6, 2005.

DALE CHIHULY: “Glass and Prints,” works by the famed glass artist. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 3621405. Through March 15, 2005.

::regional ‘NUREYEV: THE ROPES OF TIME’: Blackand-white photographs of the great Russian ballet dancer in his 1970 performance, by Leslie Spatt, Frederika Davis, Edward Griffiths and Louis Peres; also, two lithographs of Rudolf Nureyev

by Andy Warhol. Norte Maar, Rouses Point, N.Y., 518-297-3793. Through December 3.

LES COSGOVE: “A Rainbow in the Oil Spill,” new work; also, artworks by Todd Recore, Jennifer VanBenschoten, Mark Stowe and Chirstine Suruda. North Country Cultural Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, 518-5631604. Through November 13.

‘BEYOND EAST AND WEST’: “Seven Transnational Artists,” featuring paintings, prints, sculptures and installations by artists from the East who live in the West, through December 12; and ‘DREAMING OF COUNTRY’: Eleven contemporary Aboriginal paintings, through December 5. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603646-2426.

THE ADIRONDACK JURIED ART SHOW: An exhibition of regional artists in all media.

Lake Placid Center for the Arts, 518-5232512. Through November 6.

‘RUHLMANN: GENIUS OF ART DECO’: Furniture from the 1930s by the French artist Jacques-Emile Ruhlmann. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-285-2000.

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BY RICK KISONAK

PREVIEWS GOING UPRIVER: THE LONG WAR OF JOHN KERRY: George (Pumping Iron) Butler directs this documentary look at the presidential candidate’s heroic actions in Vietnam and subsequent antiwar activism at home. (130 min, PG-13) RAY: Taylor (An Officer and a Gentleman) Hackford directs this big-screen bio of Ray Charles featuring Jamie Foxx, Regina King and Kerry Washington.

(153 min, PG-13) SAW: Cary Elwes, Danny Glover and Monica Potter star in the grisly saga of a serial killer who teaches victims the value of human life by forcing them to do the unthinkable in order to save their own. Leigh Whannell costars. James Wan directs.

(102 min, R) STAGE BEAUTY: Richard Eyre directs Billy Crudup and Claire Danes in the story of a 17th-century actor celebrated for his portrayals of the great heroines of the English stage. With Tom Wilkinson. (108 min, R)

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I ♥ Huckabees ★

T WATCHING THE DETECTIVES Hoffman and Tomlin look for the meaning of life. Audiences will keep busy looking for the meaning of this film.

his is a movie that invites you to think about something else as you watch it. As I watched it, what I kept thinking about was an elevator that has come loose from its cables and is in high-speed freefall. The plummeting elevator image popped into my mind as I considered the career of writer-director David O. Russell, who somehow has managed to follow one of the finest films of the past decade — 1999’s Three Kings — with one of the most confoundingly sophomoric.

I Heart Huckabees is a tiresome, super-talky head game that tackles the meaning of life while fumbling the basics of storytelling. Jason Schwartzman stars as the witless leader of a ragtag environmental outfit called the Open Spaces Coalition. He is engaged in a battle to save a marsh and some trees with — what else — a giant retail chain.

Huckabees is a big-box amalgam of Wal-Mart and The Gap, whose marketing face is supplied by Jude Law. Law outmaneuvers his opponent by taking over Open Spaces using a combination of charm and ruthlessness and turning it into a public-relations arm of the corporation. As a result of the conflict, we are informed again and again, each man has complicated, deep-seated feelings about the other.

Not that this is the subject of I Heart Huckabees. If the movie can be said to have a subject, it probably would be Schwartzman’s decision to hire a pair of existential detectives to help him make sense of a series of coincidences that has him inexplicably puzzled. Lily Tomlin and Dustin Hoffman play the investigators. The coincidences consist of his repeatedly running into a tall exchange student from Sudan.

So much in the movie fails to make sense that many viewers may not notice this key story point lacks logic.

Eventually we learn that the student works as the doorman at the apartment building where Schwartzman grew up and his parents still reside. That being the case, it would hardly be surprising that the young man would encounter him regularly, but the film never offers an explanation for his fabricating a completely different story for the detectives.

On the other hand, maybe the movie’s subject is the metaphysical philosophy espoused by the pair. In a privateeye parody that falls stunningly flat, Tomlin and Hoffman follow Schwartzman as he goes about his day taking notes,

planting bugs and searching for proof that will convince him of his connection to everything else in the universe.

Sporting a Beatlesque do, Hoffman jabbers continuously on this theme and often employs a blanket to represent the cosmos. On other occasions, he instructs his client to lie in a zipped body bag. This is all part of a plan designed to “dismantle” Schwartzman’s personality, though the film never offers an explanation as to how this works, why it’s desirable or even what it means.

At the same time, the picture’s true point may lie in the counter-philosophy promoted by Isabelle Huppert in the role of a rival existential detective from France. In her opinion, nothing in the universe is connected to anything else.

Life is meaningless and cruel. Except for when it’s messy, as it is when she makes ridiculous love to Schwartzman in a secluded mud puddle.

I won’t even go into the possibility that the movie is really concerned with the ho-hum fixations of its lesser figures. Naomi Watts is a sexy Huckabees spokesmodel who decides that she’s tired of being objectified. Mark Wahlberg turns up as a truth-seeking fireman who’s so anti-petroleum he rides his bicycle to fires. Its characters are so one-dimensional, its politics so tired, its structure so ramshackle, that one gets the sense Russell’s had the script for Huckabees in a drawer since his college days and dusted it off during a bout of writer’s block.

There are a handful of mildly funny moments, but the gab-to-gag ratio is mercilessly lopsided. Rarely will you see so many characters talk so much and say so little, or so much talent squandered.

I understand that the director was inspired to make this movie partly as a result of studying the published works of Uma’s father, Bob Thurman, a Tibetan Buddhism scholar and some sort of guru. I’m not sure whether that makes me feel better or worse. At a certain point, it’s possible to realize what you’re watching was inspired by the deep thinking of Bob Denver.

The latest from Russell, it must be said, steers clear of Hollywood formula and brings a few cool names out of semi- retirement. However, while the director may have ambition to admire and career-risking courage to respect, the sad truth is his new movie has almost nothing to heart. m

CELLULAR★★1/2 From the guy who gave us Phone Booth comes the similar-sounding saga of a fellow who answers his cell phone one day to find on the line a stranger who says she’ll be killed if he doesn’t locate her quickly. Kim Basinger and William H. Macy costar. David Ellis directs. (94 min, PG-13) DONNIE DARKO: THE DIRECTOR'S CUT★★★★ Jake Gyllenhaal stars in this 2001 cult horror classic directed

by Richard Kelly, the story of a delusional teenager battling his demons in suburban America. (80 min, R) FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS★★★ Billy Bob Thornton plays a high school football coach who helps restore the pride of a troubled Texas town in the latest from director Peter Berg. Based on the bestseller by H. G. Bissinger. Tim McGraw and Derek Luke costar. (113 min, PG-13) GARDEN STATE★★★1/2 Zach Braff wrote, directed and stars in this drama about a young TV actor who returns home for the first time in almost a decade, sees his old world through new eyes and even gets to hook up with Natalie Portman. Ian Holm and Peter Sarsgaard costar. (107 min, R) I (HEART) HUCKABEES★ The latest from Three Kings director David O. Russell is a metaphysical farce in which a young environmentalist hires existential detectives to search out the meaning behind a series of coincidences he’s experienced. Featuring Jason Schwartzman, Dustin Hoffman and Lily Tomlin. (106 min, R)

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RATINGS ★ = refund, please ★★ = could’ve been worse, but not a lot ★★★ = has its moments; so-so ★★★★ = smarter than the average bear ★★★★★ = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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SEVEN DAYS GOING UPRIVER: THE LONG WAR OF JOHN KERRY

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BY SUSAN GREEN

SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

Reading Between the Reels

Green Mountain Cinema will cover movies by regional filmmakers as well as those shot in Vermont by flatlanders. film fans: next month’s launch of Green Mountain Cinema. This periodical in book form, created and edited

by Stephen R. Bissette of Marlboro, will cover movies by regional filmmakers as well as those shot in Vermont by flatlanders.

The first issue will be out in a week or two; subtitled Green Mountain Boys: Election Year Special, it’s a 224page magnum opus with 125 illustrations. The journal includes essays by Bissette that consider the work of two local auteurs, Montpelier’s Walter Ungerer and Norwich’s Nora Jacobson. There are articles on Logger-head Rusty DeWees, Charlotte resident John Douglas’ prize-winning

Da Speech and the late Bob Keeshan, who lived in the Connecticut River Valley town of Hartford after retiring from “Captain Kangaroo.”

Remarkably, volume two of Green Mountain Cinema will be out just four weeks later, in December, and future editions are promised for spring and summer 2005. This endeavor stems from five years of research Bissette did for a hardcover book on the state’s film history. He has managed to unearth some amazing buried treasures. Who knew that Auguste and Louis Lumiere, the French brothers who helped pioneer motion pictures in the late 1800s, had a Burlington operation in 1902?

While his tome awaits a publisher, native son Bissette has forged ahead to tell some of the same stories in this rather ambitious magazine. He plans to reflect differing viewpoints with articles by various contributors.

Although he wrote most of the pieces in “GMC I” himself, other voices chime in. Among them are two people penning tributes to the recently departed. Peacham filmmaker Jay Craven remembers Jonathan Brandis, a former child star with a lead role in The Year That Trembled who later killed himself at age 27. Photographer Peter Miller bids farewell to farmerturned-actor Fred Tuttle (Man With a Plan), who died of a heart attack at age 84.

In his introduction, Bissette writes that the medium’s art and commerce will be explored in a manner “as live-

ly, engaging, informative, entertaining and provocative as possible.” Another passage offers some intriguing hints about the content of upcoming issues: “You may find family-tailored mainstream fare like The Trapp Family and Those Calloways! lovingly analyzed alongside articles discussing disaster films, Canada’s ‘maple syrup porn’ films or the blood-bong-smoking night stalkers of Vampire Vermont.”

Maple syrup porn? What is this guy talking about? You’ll have to plunk down $22.95 to get the answer. At the moment, “GMC I” can be ordered online at www.blackcoatpress.com/ greenmountaincinema1.htm.

In the interest of full disclosure, for some reason Bissette thanks me in his acknowledgments along with several other area cineastes. Maybe I’m an unwitting blood-bong-smoking night stalker. If so, I belong in the horror genre that dominates his impressive resumé.

Bissette spent decades as a cartoonist, collaborating on such classics as Saga of the Swamp Thing for DC Comics from 1983 to 1987. His fiction earned him a 1993 Bram Stoker Award for a novella, Aliens: Tribes.

Movie-wise, he was involved with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze.

However the presidential election turns out, Americans of the AnybodyBut-Bush persuasion may be far more impressed by the candidate from Massachusetts after seeing Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry.

Vermont Democratic groups sponsored screenings Friday and Saturday at the Village Picture Shows in Manchester Center. Merrill Jarvis has booked the documentary for a oneweek run, beginning Friday at his Ethan Allen theater in Burlington.

The chronology of this affectionate profile by George Butler (Pumping Iron) never really covers much beyond the early 1970s. But, in a banner year for political docs, the film effectively addresses the mind-numbing campaign controversy about who did what during the Vietnam War. It’s packed with eloquent talking heads such as disabled veteran Bobby Muller, author Neil Sheehan and biographer Douglas Brinkley.

Butler makes the case that Kerry fought bravely while commanding a swift boat, and then mustered another kind of courage — no less patriotic — to protest the futility of that conflict. The context of those terrible times becomes clear with archival footage that shows battle-scarred vets sobbing as they toss away their medals in honor of fallen comrades. m

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BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is?

1. The knitting raconteur told a BLANK about her BLANK. 2. You have to think outside the BLANK to BLANK like Ali. 3. One can BLANK into the House of Lords to see a BLANK. 4. You’ll BLANK being married if you remain a BLANK. 5. I was introduced to a Yankee, but I never BLANK a BLANK. 6. When dropped, a plaster BLANK is likely to BLANK. 7. Never BLANK the turkey while wearing a fancy BLANK. 8. On Cheers, BLANK drank quantities that exceeded the BLANK. 9. Getting a traffic BLANK is not all that BLANK and dandy.

10. During a BLANK it’s hard to hold BLANK to one’s resolve.

E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS ELTON'S IVORIES. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 55A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: The repeated BLANKS in each sentence stand for the same secret word, and each sentence has a different one.

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he ancient Celts devised Halloween more than two millennia ago as a pagan holiday. Thanksgiving was a harvest festival started in 1621 by Pilgrims. Fast forward about four centuries and there’s yet another reason to celebrate autumn, at least for Vermont

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< filmclips> SHORTS << 51A LADDER 49★1/2 Jay (Tuck Everlasting) Russell directs this saga celebrating†the bond between Baltimore firemen. Starring John Travolta and Joaquin Phoenix. (115 min, PG-13) NAPOLEON DYNAMITE★★★ Jared Hess makes his directorial debut with this quirky comedy about a high school outcast who proves an unlikely hero.

Starring Jon Heder and Aaron Ruell.

(86 min, PG) SHALL WE DANCE?★★1/2 Richard Gere and Jennifer Lopez are paired for this remake of a 1996 Japanese hit about a man who redeems his troubled marriage by taking ballroom dance lessons. Susan Sarandon costars. Peter Chelsom directs. (95 min, PG-13) SHARK TALE★★ Will Smith, Jack Black and Martin Scorsese lend their voices to DreamWorks’ latest cartoon comedy, the story of a fish whose big mouth gets him into big trouble. (90 min, PG) SILVER CITY★★1/2 Writer-director John Sayles’ new film features Chris Cooper as a bumbling Bush-like goober running for governor with behind-thescenes help from his politician father and sinister corporate connections.

Danny Huston and Richard Dreyfuss costar. (129 min, R) SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW★★★1/2 Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow team up to take on an evil mastermind intent on destroying the world in this stylized sci-fi adventure from director Kerry Conran.

Angelina Jolie costars. (107 min, PG) SURVIVING CHRISTMAS★1/2 Ben Affleck presides over this laugh-a-thon about a sentimental fool who longs to spend the holidays with family in his childhood home and doesn’t let the fact that his family no longer lives there get in his way. With James Gandolfini, Christina Applegate and Catherine O’Hara. (91 min, PG-13)

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TAXI★1/2 Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah are teamed in the latest from Tim Story, the comic saga of an undercover cop who looks to a high-spirited cabdriver for help in chasing down a gang of supermodel bank robbers. With Henry Simmons and Jennifer Esposito.

(97 min, PG-13) TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE★★ The headlines are filled with charges that the U.S. has installed a puppet government in Iraq; what better time for a political comedy featuring an allmarionette cast? From the creators of “South Park” comes the saga of an international police force that recruits a rising Broadway star to combat terrorism. (100 min, NR) THE BOURNE SUPREMACY★★★1/2 Matt Damon stars in the follow-up to the 2002 smash about a trained assassin whose lethal skills come in handy as one-time coworkers continually try to kill him. Based on the popular series of espionage thrillers by Robert Ludlum. With Franka Potente and Brian Cox. Directed by Paul Greengrass. (109 min, PG-13) THE CORPORATION★★★1/2 Here’s something you don’t see every day: A documentary which features Michael Moore’s views on big business but which Michael Moore didn’t direct.

Mark Achbar and Jennifer Abbott bring us this highly praised rumination on the growing prominence of global businesses. Also featuring Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn. (145 min, NR) THE FORGOTTEN★★ Joseph (The Stepfather) Ruben directs this psychological thriller in which a woman’s psychiatrist informs her that the son with whom she’s been living for the past eight years never existed. Starring Julianne Moore, Anthony Edwards and Gary Sinise. (90 min, PG-13) THE GRUDGE★★ Sarah Michelle Gellar stars in this remake of a Japanese

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Takeshi Shimizu directs. Jason Behr costars. (100 min, PG-13) THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES★★★1/2 Based on Che Guevara’s boyhood memoirs about motorbiking through South America with his best friend in the 1950s, the latest from Brazilian director Walter Salles offers a humanizing portrait of the communist revolutionary. Gael Garcia Bernal and Rodrigo de la Serna star. (128 min, R) WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW?★★ Marlee Matlin stars in this metaphysical, partially animated docudrama in which a woman learns the secrets of the universe with a little help from a Greek chorus of scientists and mystics.

(108 min, R) WITHOUT A PADDLE★1/2 Seth Green, Matthew Lillard and Dax Shepard are teamed for this comedy in which a trio of friends travels into the Oregon wilderness looking for treasure and finds lowbrow zaniness instead. Burt Reynolds costars. Steven Brill directs.

(99 min, PG-13)

NEW ON DVD/VHS DAWN OF THE DEAD★★★ Director Zack Snyder makes his feature debut with this 28 Days Later-reminiscent “reimagining” of the 1979 George Romero classic in which zombies overrun a mall. With Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames and Jake Weber. (100 min, R) WHITE CHICKS★ Marlon and Shawn are directed by big brother Keenen Ivory (Scary Movie) Wayans in this comedy concerning two African-American men who try to pass as young, white socialites with a little help from a friend in the FBI. Jamie King costars.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010.

Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509.

wednesday 27 — thursday 28 The Grudge 7. Surviving Christmas 6:40. Friday Night Lights 6:50. Shark Tale 6:30. friday 29 — thursday 4 Shark Tale 1:30 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 8 (Fri & Sat). The Grudge 1:15 & 3:35 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9 (Fri & Sat). Surviving Christmas 1:25 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 9 (Fri & Sat). Team America: World Police 1:20 & 3:45 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9 (Fri & Sat).

ESSEX CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 27 — thursday 28 Friday Night Lights 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:30. The Grudge 12:50, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 9:50. Shall We Dance?

12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45.

Shark Tale 12:45, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:30. Surviving Christmas 12:40, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. Team America: World Police 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:50. friday 29 — sunday 31 *Ray 12:15, 3:20, 6:25, 9:30. *Saw 12:30, 2:45, 5:10, 7:40, 10.

The Grudge 12:50, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 9:50. Ladder 49 1, 4, 6:45, 9:40.

Shall We Dance? 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45. Shark Tale 12:45, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:30.

Surviving Christmas 12:40, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. Team America: World Police 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:50.

wednesday 27 — thursday 28 The Forgotten 4:05, 6:35, 9:05.

Friday Night Lights 1:05, 3:55, 6:45, 9:35. The Grudge 12:50, 3, 5:15, 7:35, 9:40. I Heart Huckabees 1:10, 3:40, 7, 9:30.

Ladder 49 1, 3:35, 6:40, 9:20.

Shall We Dance? 1:15, 3:45, 6:55, 9:15. Shark Tale 12:45, 2, 3, 5, 7:05, 9:10. Surviving Christmas 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9. Taxi 1:45, 4:40, 7:10, 9:25. Team America: World Police 1:20, 4:15, 7:20, 9:45. friday 29 — thursday 4 *Ray 1, 4:20, 7:45. *Saw 1:45, 4:30, 7:20, 9:45. Friday Night Lights 1:05, 3:55, 6:45, 9:35. I Heart Huckabees 1:10, 3:40, 7, 9:25. Ladder 49 1, 3:35, 6:40, 9:20. Shall We Dance? 1:15, 3:50, 6:55, 9:15. Shark Tale 12:45, 3, 5, 7:05, 9:15. Surviving Christmas 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9. Team America: World Police 1:20, 4:15, 7:25, 9:40.The Grudge 12:50, 3, 5:15, 7:35, 9:40.

Times subject to change.

See www.majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 27 — thursday 28 Shark Tale 6, 7:45. Friday Night Lights 6:15, 8:30.

wednesday 27 — thursday 4 I Heart Huckabees 1:30 (Monday only, baby-friendly matinee), 6:30, 8:45.

SOUTH BURLINGTON 9 Shelburne Rd, S. Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 27 — thursday 28 The Grudge 12:25, 2:40, 4:50, 7:20, 9:55. Surviving Christmas 1, 3:50, 7:05, 9:45. Team America: World Police 1:10, 4:05, 7:10, 9:50. Shall We Dance?

12:45, 3:40, 6:50, 9:30. Friday Night Lights 12:30, 3:35, 7, 9:35.

Shark Tale 12:20, 12:50, 2:25, 2:55, 4:30, 5, 6:45, 7:15, 9:10, 9:40. Ladder 49 12:40, 3:30, 6:35, 9:25. The Forgotten 1:05, 3:55, 6:55, 9:20.

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Shark Tale 12:20, 2:25, 4:30, 6:55, 9:20. Ladder 49 12:40, 3:45, 6:35, 9:25.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX friday 29 — thursday 4 Shark Tale 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:15. Friday Night Lights 8. The Grudge 2:45 & 4:45 (Sat & Sun), 6:45, 8:45.

Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678. wednesday 27 — thursday 28 Surviving Christmas 7:30.

Friday Night Lights 7:30. Shark Tale 7:30.

ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 27 — thursday 28 Napoleon Dynamite 7, 9:10. Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow 6:30, 8:50. The Bourne Supremacy 6:50, 9.

Cellular 6:40. Without a Paddle 8:40. friday 29 — thursday 4 *Going Up River: The Long War of John Kerry 1:10 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9:20 (Fri-Sun). The Forgotten 1:20 (Sat & Sun), 7:20, 9:30 (Fri-Sun). Napoleon Dynamite 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:10 (Fri-Sun). The Bourne Supremacy 1 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9 (Fri-Sun).

Matinees Saturday - Sunday only.

See www.merrilltheatres.net.

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456 wednesday 27 — thursday 28 I Heart Huckabees 1:10, 3:35, 7, 9:20. Silver City 1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:15. The Motorcycle Diaries 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9:10. Garden State 1:15, 3:30, 6:45, 9:25. What the Bleep Do We Know? 1:05, 3:45, 6:40, 9:05. Shark Tale 1:30, 3:25, 6:20, 8:20. friday 29 — thursday 4 *Stage Beauty 1:20, 3:50, 7:10, 9:30, 11:50 (Fri & Sat). I Heart Huckabees 1:10, 3:35, 7, 9:20, 11:35 (Fri & Sat). The Motorcycle Diaries 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9:10, 11:40 (Fri & Sat). What the Bleep Do We Know? 1:05, 3:45, 6:40, 9:05, 11:20 (Fri & Sat). Garden State 1:15, 3:30, 6:45, 9:25. Silver City 9:15. The Corporation 1:30, 6:20.

Donnie Darko: The Director’s Cut 11 (Fri & Sat). Shaun of the Dead 11:45 (Fri & Sat).

friday 29 — thursday 4 Shall We Dance? 2:30 (Sat), 4:45 (Sun), 7 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (SunThu), 9:10 (Fri & Sat). Surviving Christmas 2:30 (Sat), 4:45 (Sun), 7 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu), 9 (Fri & Sat). Shark Tale 2:30 (Sat), 4:45 (Sun), 7 (Fri & Sat). Friday Night Lights 7:30 (Sun-Thu), 9 (Fri & Sat).

Schedules for the following theaters are not available at press time.

CAPITOL SHOWPLACE 93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343.

THE ECLIPSE THEATER Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-7787.

PARAMOUNT THEATRE 211 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

WELDEN THEATER 104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888.

Late shows Fri. & Sat. Times subject to change. See www.merrilltheatres.net.

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dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers, 6 p.m., members, 7 p.m. $510. Info, 598-1077.

drama ‘MIDWIVES’: Based on a novel by Vermont author Chris Bohjalian, this play follows the trial of a midwife accused of murder. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 253-3961.

‘J.B.’: This Pulitzer Prize-winning verse play by poet Archibald MacLeish retells the story of Job in a modern setting. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘QUEEN CITY GHOSTWALK’: Adventurous souls stretch their legs around Burlington’s downtown while hearing haunted history and spine-tingling tales. Call for meeting location, 6-7 p.m. $10. Reservations and info, 350-9255.

film ‘MARIA FULL OF GRACE’: In this film, a rural Colombian teenager who discovers she’s pregnant risks becoming a drug mule.

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘BLACK ROBE’: This film depicts a 17th-century Jesuit priest’s journey into the wilds of colonial Québec to convert Native Americans. A discussion on imperialism and religion follows. Fleming Museum, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2085.

‘TWILIGHT SAMURAI’: This Japanese film follows a low-ranking 19th-century samurai who wants to remain a dependable single parent. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘DAUGHTER FROM DANANG’: This documentary follows an adopted American woman back to Vietnam to find her birth family. A talk on two-culture families follows.

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5. Info, 626-5135.

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words WRITING GROUP: Penmen and women generate ideas and get instant feedback at a weekly free-write session. The Kept Writer, St. Albans, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 527-6242.

‘WRECKAGE BEGINS WITH W’: New York Times and Rutland Herald cartoonist Jeff Danziger draws humorous conclusions about the Bush administration in his new book.

Noble Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804.

PHILIP BARUTH READING: The author and UVM professor rewrites political history with his novel, The X-President. Essex Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

DONNA FREITAS READING: The St. Michael’s College religion prof shares guidance from her book, Becoming a Goddess of Inner Poise: Spirituality for the Bridget Jones in All of Us. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-8001..

talks CIVIL LIBERTIES UPDATE: Attorney Ben Scotch discusses constitutional rights in our post-9/11 world. 39 College St., Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804.

‘THE MYTH OF EUROPE’: Dartmouth College professor Susannah Heschel speaks on American Jews’ perceptions of the “Old Country.” Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

MATH HISTORY TALK: Essex mathematician John Tabak makes real-life connections to the concept of “randomness.” Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

‘INTERNATIONAL PEACE EFFORTS’: Global conflict-resolution manager Peter Brorsen speaks about coordinating humanitarian work in Iraq and other countries. Grand Salon, Château, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-7227.

‘DIALOGUE & RECONCILIATION’: Michael Shank, director of public affairs for the nonprofit World Culture Open, discusses innovative approaches to peace in conflict zones.

Jones House, Middlebury College, 8 p.m.

Free. Info, 443-7227.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Growing readers ages 3-5 participate with picture books and puppets at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Kids ages 2-5 boogie down with rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 453-3038.

‘HENRY HIKES TO FITCHBURG’: Preschoolers hear D.B. Johnson’s Thoreau-inspired story, then stroll through farm fields to find leaves and flowers. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9-10:30 a.m. $5. Info, 457-2355.

sport WALK THE TALK: Area exercisers welcome friends and dogs on this 30-minute stroll with staff from a local health clinic. Meet at 32 East Malletts Bay Avenue, Winooski, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 655-4422.

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HUNGER MOUNTAIN CHILDREN’S CENTER Looking for a place where your child can learn and have lots of fun all at the same time? Give us a call!

We have a program to fit the needs of children ages 6 weeks through 5 years old. We also offer a Kinders program of before and after school care of children that attend Kindergarten at Thatcher Brook Primary School.

For a tour of the facility and more information, call Donna Lynn @ #244-5544. HMCC is conveniently located right at the south entrance of the State complex on South Main Street, Waterbury.

Food Dance Crafts Talk Debate Exhibits

Tibet Festival

All events are open to the public.

Donations encouraged, to benefit the Tibetan Association of Vermont.

Fri–Sat, October 29, 30, 2004. Burlington, Vermont

10th Annual West African Dance & Drum Festival November 3-7 • BURLINGTON CITY HALL • Global HIV/Action Events at the Firehouse Gallery • FREE to public!

• Special Day of Workshops devoted to Teachers/Educators • Children’s Dance Class • Sabar/Soiree Dance Party @ Nectar’s Jeh Kulu presents AFÖRN ANU ANÉNÉ a night of traditional West African Dance and Drumming Sat. Nov. 6, 8pm City Hall, Burlington. $10adv/$14 door. Tickets available at Flynn Box Office.

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October 29, Friday, 8:00 pm; Marsh Life Sciences Building (Benedict Auditorium), UVM Presentation by Dr. Nawang Rabgyal, Representative of His Holiness the Dalai Lama to the Americas: “Tibet: Past, Present and Future.”

Sponsored by the Tibetan Association of Vermont. Co-sponsored by the Asian Studies Program at UVM, and the Burlington Community and Economic Development Office.

For info: call Nancy Lindberg, Asian Studies Program (802) 656-5764, or Sonam Chophel, TAV (802) 862-6859

October 30, Saturday, 11:30 am – 4:30 pm; Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, All day: 12:30–4:30 12:30–1:30 & 2:30–3:30 1:30–2:30

Display of Thangkas — Tibetan religious paintings Tibetan Food and Crafts Fair Tibetan Song and Dance Performance by Members of the Tibetan Association of Vermont “Tibet – Out of this World” A video presentation

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3045.

SENATE CANDIDATES’ FORUM: The Domestic Violence Task Force hosts a discussion between Chittenden County candidates for state senate. See calendar spotlight.

Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-3131.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. STUDENT RECITAL: Music majors perform on various instruments at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

THREE MEN & A TENOR: This a cappella group entertains with Motown faves and original ear-catching harmonies at the Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7 p.m. $12.

Info, 518-523-2512.

etc ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: Maritime history buffs and the generally curious explore this authentic reproduction of an 1860s canal schooner. Perkins Pier, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022.

SIGN LANGUAGE GROUP: Participants with different skill levels practice telling jokes and stories with their hands. Central Maintenance Facilities, 645 Pine St., Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $2. Info, 656-3368.

RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Brave souls bare their arms for a good cause at the Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

COLLEGE APPLICATION WORKSHOP: Effective essay-writing is the focus of this evening at the Vermont Student Assistance Corps Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1-800-642-3177.

HARVEST LUNCHEON: Midday diners sample an array of fall edibles at the First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. & 12:45 p.m. $7. Reservations and info, 862-1151.

COMMUNITY PARTNERSHIP WORKSHOP: University staff, faculty and students meet with community members to explore internship and mentoring opportunities. Grace Coolidge Room, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 656-0095.

TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE VIEWING: Citydwelling stargazers escape light pollution to see the moon disappear. NorthWoods Stewardship Center, East Charleston, 8:3010:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 723-6551.

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drama ‘MIDWIVES’: See October 27.

‘J.B.’: See October 27.

‘QUEEN CITY GHOSTWALK’: See October 27.

‘THE FANTASTICKS’: The Essex Community Players present this classic musical about a pair of lovers who part, only to realize they’re meant for each other. Memorial Hall, Essex Center, 8 p.m. $13. Info, 878-9109.

‘JOHN COON’S CARNIVAL OF HORRORS’: Got fear? Grisly tableaux give folks night fright at this not-for-kids charity event. Each walk-through lasts about an hour at the Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 6:30-10:30 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966.

film ‘MARIA FULL OF GRACE’: See October 27.

Also showing at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘NO MAN’S LAND’: Set in 1993 during the heaviest trench fighting between Bosnia and Herzegovina, this film depicts a standoff between two soldiers from opposing sides.

Room 216, Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-7227.

‘BEYOND 88 KEYS’: This documentary focuses on local professional pianist Michael Arnowitt’s activism and lifelong musicianship. Woodstock Town Hall Theatre, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 457-3981.

‘THE MOURNERS’ & ‘SHAHRBANOO’: Two short films examine all things Iranian, including the practice of hiring professional

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Sat 10/30, 7:30pm, $10 advance/$12 door, Royal Tyler Theater, UVM, Burlington Upcoming Events for Tom: 11/18/04 Greg Brown, Opera House in Vergennes (7pm) 12/17/04 Nowell Sing We Clear, FlynnSpace in Burlington (7:30pm) 1/7/05 Pete Sutherland and Friends, FlynnSpace in Burlington (7:30pm) 4/17/05 Phil Cunningham and Aly Bain, FlynnSpace in Burlington (7pm) For tickets contact 863-5966 or www.flynntix.org.

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mourners to attend funerals. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘VOCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY WORK’: A discussion follows this documentary on the challenges and opportunities of employment for the mentally ill. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3368.

HISTORICAL FICTION TALK: ColombianAmerican author Jaime Manrique discusses how he researched and wrote his latest novel, then reads a selection of his poems.

Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3196.

‘PORTRAITS OF THE ARTISTS’: Local author Suzi Wizowaty leads literary art-lovers in examining Barbara Mujica’s Frida. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420.

READER MENTORSHIP TRAINING: Adult volunteers learn how to help nearby elementary school students in a weekly lunchtime readaloud program. Flynn Elementary School, Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 316-6187.

WOMEN & MEDIA: Author and filmmaker Sut Jhally exposes exploitation of female sexuality in a lecture titled, “Virgin and Slut: The Media’s Catch 22 for Women and Girls.”

Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-7892.

GENOCIDE LECTURE: Journalist Lawrence Lifschultz of the BBC, The Nation and The Guardian talks about Bosnia and the power politics of the Balkan War. Room 220, Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-7227.

‘WITNESS FOR PEACE’: Campesina activist Miriam Olivias Jarquin discusses the effect of current trade policies on rural Nicaraguan communities. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

CIVIL RIGHTS TALK: Historian and social activist John D’Emilio speaks about the life and achievements of black gay civil rights leader Bayard Rustin. Bailey Howe Library, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8637.

‘AGING & ALZHEIMER’S’: Fletcher Allen psychiatrist Dr. Paul Newhouse discusses new research on memory being conducted in Vermont and around the country. ECHO Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848.

‘WOMEN AT NOON’: Bring a brown-bag lunch to hear Janine Kashimba of Onion River Coop present an illustrated talk on Nicaraguan fair trade. Women’s Center, UVM, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7892.

ECONOMICS LECTURE: Professor Joel Mokyr of Northwestern University explains the intellectual origins of modern economic growth. John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3064.

‘CELEBRATION OF ONE TASTE’: Tibetan teacher Drupon Thinley Ningpo Rinpoche speaks on the occasion of the lunar eclipse.

Peace Village, Lincoln, 7-9 p.m. Donations.

Info, 879-0206.

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ROBERT REICH: The former U.S. Secretary of Labor addresses Vermont’s relationship to the global economy. See article, this issue.

Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 2:30 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 27.

BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: Preschoolers ages 3-5 listen to rhymes and sing songs at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30-7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘RODIN, ROSE, CAMILLE’: Ruth Butler, an art history prof from UMass Boston, gives an illustrated lecture on the love life and work of Auguste Rodin. Twilight Auditorium, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

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Irish Traditional Flute & Harp Concert June McCormack & Michael Rooney from Ireland Monday, Nov. 8 Richmond Free Library 7:30pm • $15 www.draiochtmusic.com Seating is limited.

Reserve your seats early!

802-434-7055 or joyceh@burton.com Reservations are strongly requested.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Kids ages 3-5 break into books at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 308.

DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

BABY TIME: Newborns up to age 2 listen to words and meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

LEAD SCREENINGS: Burlington kids under age 6 can get free lead tests from the city as part of Lead Poisoning Prevention Week.

Third floor, Burlington City Hall, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7599.

sport BURLINGTON WOMEN’S RUGBY CLUB: Experienced players and ladies new to the sport scrum for fun at Fort Ethan Allen Field, Colchester, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 951-9720.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 27.

TOWN PLANNING FORUM: Citizens of Essex put in their two cents about the town’s future growth and management of municipal resources. Essex Middle School, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-1343.

WASTE ORDINANCE FORUM: Chittenden County residents discuss proposed changes to mandatory recycling guidelines. Williston Town Hall, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8100, ext. 222.

etc ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See October 27.

NEW LIBRARY TOUR: The college offers a guided tour of its book-centered building.

Middlebury College Library, 4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-5798.

‘DINNER & A SHOW’: Folk fans fill up on pizza with their families, then catch a performance of rib-tickling music from singersongwriter Red Grammer. Rutland Intermediate School, dinner 5:30 p.m., show 7 p.m. $10 includes dinner. Info, 775-5413.

WHBW MEETING: Women Helping Battered Women invites new members to assist in ending domestic violence. Conference Room, Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-3131.

RESEARCH WORKSHOP: Budding historians hear from volunteers and staff while exploring the resources at the Stewart-Swift Research Center. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 6-7:30 p.m. $8. Registration and info, 388-2117.

TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Speech makers gather to practice public oratory and leadershipbuilding skills. Windjammer Inn and Conference Center, South Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-2808.

SENIOR SERVICE DAYS: Students offer senior citizens free tire changes, blood pressure checks, a buffet lunch, and more. Center for Technology, Essex, 9:15 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 879-8152.

SMALL BUSINESS SEMINAR: Aspiring entrepreneurs learn how to start their own businesses in a workshop presented by the Service Corps of Retired Executives.

Merchants Bank, South Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $25-35. Registration and info, 951-6762.

NONPROFIT CONFERENCE: Executives, board members and the general public meet to discuss the business of mission. Stoweflake Inn & Resort, Stowe, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $120.

Registration and info, 862-0292.

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RHYTHM AND SHOES Burlington and Puerto Cabezas became sister cities during the intense Nicaraguan political climate of the 1980’s. Since then, the bridge between the two towns has blossomed into a thriving cultural exchange. To mark the 20th anniversary of this partnership, Burlington City Arts hosts dancer Dwayne “Neko” Waters and his Grupo Sudando for a feature on Caribbean-style footwork. Waters, a former fireman and a semi-professional dancer working from Miskito, Creole, Garifuna and Latino roots, now motivates with movement as part of an antidrug program in the Puerto Cabezas region. He and three fellow dancers lead a week of youth workshops, then showcase their protégées in a public performance.

NICARAGUAN DANCERS Friday, October 29, Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 865-7166.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: Special soloists join the festival orchestra for works

by Haydn, Beethoven and Bach. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $24-27. Info, 862-7352.

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FRI.29 << 07B CELLO CONCERT: Soloist Natalie Clein bows music by Brahms, Schumann and Anton von Webern, accompanied by pianist Charles Owen. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

JUNIOR RECITAL: Trombonist Carrie Cole toots her own horn at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

UNDERGROUND COFFEEHOUSE: Amateur artists showcase their skills at this openmike event. Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4422.

dance NICARAGUAN DANCERS: Workshop participants join performers from Burlington’s sister city for various Caribbean dances. See calendar spotlight. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 865-7166.

CONTRA DANCE: A fiddler, a guitarist and an accordionist make music for dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes. Steve ZakonAnderson is the caller. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 333-3549.

BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn the basics of ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

drama ‘MIDWIVES’: See October 27.

‘J.B.’: See October 27.

‘QUEEN CITY GHOSTWALK’: See October 27.

‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See October 28.

‘JOHN COON’S CARNIVAL OF HORRORS’: See October 28.

‘AN EDGAR ALLAN POE AND FIENDS HALLOWEEN’: Bone-chilling organ music backs readings of works by this American Gothic master of the macabre. See calendar spotlight. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 229-0492.

‘SAVAGE NURSERY’: Four different styles of puppets take the stage to live music in this mysterious adult fairy tale. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

‘THE DRACULA BALLET’: Gothic literature mavens sink their teeth into this two-act show adapted from Bram Stoker’s classic 1897 novel. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $25-30. Info, 775-0903.

‘ROSENCRANTZ AND GULDENSTERN ARE DEAD’: In Tom Stoppard’s thought-provoking send-up, Hamlet’s hapless college chums wander between scenes of Shakespeare’s original play. See review, this issue. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, pre-performance talk 6:30 p.m., show 8 p.m. $23-29. Info, 863-5966.

film ‘GARDEN STATE’: This film follows a troubled young man as he meets old friends and opens his heart to the joy and pain in life.

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN’: At a screening of this film starring Johnny Depp as a rogue captain, arts patrons don swashbuckling garb to sample grog and grub. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., party 6:30 p.m., film 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 518-523-2512.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

kids

words WILLEM LANGE: The New England storyteller known for his Vermont Public Radio commentaries shares accounts of everyday Yankee life. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0501.

‘BUILDING BLOCKS FOR LITERACY’: Parents learn ways to enjoy reading with babies and preschoolers in this workshop. Kids are welcome to join in at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-2332.

JOE CITRO READING: The Vermont author of Cursed in New England: Stories of Damned Yankees tells spooky spiritual tales, then invites audience members to share their own. South Burlington Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

SPANISH CONVERSATION: Español enthusiasts further their fluency at Radio Bean, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1926.

talks ‘TIBET: PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE’: Nawang Rabgyal, the Dalai Lama’s representative to the Americas, explores the history of his

One of a Kind!

A unique island atmosphere & Polynesian cuisine you just can’t find anywhere else in Vermont.

Open for Lunch Tue-Fri Serving Dinner Nightly 5pm-10pm Late Night Menu 10pm-2am Tahitian Lanai (Patio) is open ‘til 2am Fri & Sat

native country. Benedict Auditorium, Marsh Life Science Building, UVM, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5764.

TIBETAN BUDDHISM: Drupon Thinley Ningpo Rinpoche discusses the seven-line prayer of Guru Rinpoche. Peace Village, Lincoln, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 879-0206.

‘CLIMATE CHANGE & SOCIETY’: Atmospheric researcher Alan Betts offers a scientist’s perspective on global warming. Godnick Adult Center, Rutland, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 773-1853.

‘EPILEPSY TREATMENT OPTIONS’: Dr. Keith Nagel of Fletcher Allen Health Care joins Audrey Butler of the Epilepsy Foundation of Vermont to present an overview of this condition. Grace Coolidge Room, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-3368.

VARIETY SERIES: Frank Nicosia, a St. Michael’s College history professor, speaks on the prospects for peace between Israel and Palestine. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 27.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See October 27, Waterbury Branch Library, for children ages 3-5.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See October 28.

LEAD SCREENINGS: See October 28.

‘CELEBRATION OF CHILDREN’: The waterfront natural history museum opens its doors to offer music, face painting, and information on area programs for kids and families. ECHO Center, Burlington, 3-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 652-5138.

‘AMERICAN GIRL’ NIGHT: Young ladies and their dolls continue pen-pal relationships with fellow club members from Aliso Viejo, California. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

‘UN-BEAUTY NIGHT’: Kids in grades 5-8 get made over to look ghoulish, then take in pizza, a movie and a performance of Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven.” Waterbury Public Library, 4-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 244-7036.

‘BE A REAL CHARACTER’: A costume contest encourages youngsters of all ages to dress

as their favorite literary figure. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘MONSTER MASH KIDS’ KNIGHT OUT’: Ages 5-12 enjoy a costumed evening of movies, swimming, food and more at the Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5-9 p.m. $10. Registration & info, 654-2721.

HARVEST CARNIVAL: Student volunteers provide kids ages 2-12 with a safe, fun alternative to trick-or-treating at this festival of costumes, candy and games. Tarrant Recreation Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5:308:30 p.m. $1. Info, 654-2663.

sport WALK THE TALK: See October 27, 12:15 p.m.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 27.

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SPEAK-OUT: Protesters dressed in black stand together against abuse. Burlington City Hall, 4:30-5:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-3131.

etc ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See October 27.

SENIOR SERVICE DAYS: See October 28.

BENEFIT CONCERT: A student-organized fundraiser for Jamaican hurricane victims includes singer François Clemmons, a former cast member of “Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood.”

Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 443-6433.

GRAND MASQUERADE PARTY: Halloween happens for three nights with spooky spontaneous theater, circus performances, dances and a huge mock-funeral street procession.

Montréal, various locations and prices, 5-11 p.m. Info, 514-525-7732.

HALLOWEEN COSTUME DANCE: Witches, ghosts and bogeymen boogie to a live band at the Alano Recovery Club, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 9 p.m. - midnight. $6.

Info, 654-8884.

PUMPKIN DROP-OFF: Artfully carved jack-o’lanterns gather in anticipation of this weekend’s Halloween Pumpkin Extravaganza competition. The Rusty Nail, Stowe, 11:30 a.m.

- 2 a.m. Free. Info, 253-6245.

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HALLOWEEN DINNER DANCE: The caped and costumed chow down on chicken and biscuits, then dance to music by New Country Edition. Addison County Eagles Club, Vergennes, dinner 6-7 p.m., dance 7-11 p.m. $7.50 includes dinner. Info, 877-2055.

GRAND OPENING PARTY: Area performers provide live music for a costume contest, cookies and prizes. Buffalo Mountain Café, Hardwick, 4-8 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6020.

MENTORING WORKSHOP: KidSafe Collaborative hosts an educational session on Chittenden County child-mentoring programs. Head Start Office, Pine Street, Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-9626.

SAT.30 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. RICHARD THOMPSON: The legendary solo rock guitarist sifts through 1000 years of musical history to play the best popular songs of the past millennium. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $27-32. Info, 603-448-0400.

ORCHESTRA CONCERT: The college ensemble explores humanity’s experience of time with works by Haydn, Dvorak and Charles Ives.

Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

NORTH INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC: Soloist Rajeev Taranath performs on the sarod, with Abhiman Kaushal accompanying him on tabla. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 656-3085.

IRISH HERITAGE CONCERT: Three top traditional players and songwriters — Mick Moloney, Robbie O’Connell and Dana Lyn — get up the green at Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

THUNDERBOLTS REUNION CONCERT: Burlington’s Beatles-style band from the ’60s gets back together for a rockin’ good time. See calendar spotlight. The Old Lantern, Charlotte, dinner 5 p.m., show 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 658-1230.

OPEN GOSPEL REHEARSAL: Anyone with a desire to sing is welcome to join preparations for next year’s Gospelfest. Malletts Bay Congregational Church, Colchester, 1-3 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-0076.

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dance CONTRA DANCE: Caller Catherine Burns voices moves for dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes, and the six-piece Old Sod Band moves feet with traditional music. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 744-6163.

SAMHAIN CIRCLE DANCE: Movers and shakers celebrate Earth-based spirituality by learning traditional dances. Yoga Vermont Studio, Chace Mill, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 425-6061.

WESTERN-STYLE SQUARE DANCE: Caller Suptei Rogers dictates do-si-dos at this Halloween-themed hoedown. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, advanced hour 6:30 p.m., mainstream 7:3010:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 862-0178.

drama ‘MIDWIVES’: See October 27.

‘J.B.’: See October 27.

‘QUEEN CITY GHOSTWALK’: See October 27.

‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See October 28.

‘JOHN COON’S CARNIVAL OF HORRORS’: See October 28.

‘AN EDGAR ALLAN POE AND FIENDS HALLOWEEN’: See October 29.

‘SAVAGE NURSERY’: See October 29.

‘THE WOODCHUCK WARRIOR’: In his oneman show, Vietnam veteran Al Boright portrays himself as a young satirist fighting in a war he opposes. See article, this issue.

Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 223-5124.

film ‘GARDEN STATE’: See October 29, 7 & 9 p.m.

‘I’M NOT SCARED’: This gripping Italian thriller follows a 10-year-old boy who discovers a kidnapped child his own age. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 4 p.m. $6. Info, 229-0598.

‘AMERICAN SPLENDOR’: In this cult film adaptation of Harvey Pekar’s autobiographi-

AULD LANG SYNE Forty years ago, Burlington-based band The Thunderbolts were writing original rock music in a style similar to that of the Fab Four. Their tagline, “Sandu and Her Scotties” — a take-off on lead singer Sandu Scott’s name — prompted them to wear full-tilt kilts during shows. The gimmick worked. In 1964, the group’s au courant sound and outrageous outfits landed them a spot on “The Ed Sullivan Show,” though fans back in Vermont were upset that the camera caught only Sandu Scott, 20 feet in front of the other band members. Saturday’s reunion concert features three of the original five members — Jimmy Ricker, Bobby Lavigne and Marc Chapman — in a Halloween party show. No telling whether plaid woolens will be present at the costume contest, but there’s always hope.

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‘THE STORY OF THE WEEPING CAMEL’: This fairy-tale film concerns a camel whose mother makes it cry, and the Mongolian nomadic family who must reconcile the pair.

Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. CREATIVE SOURCE PAINTING: Got painter’s block? Artists work through obstacles at the Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $75 includes materials. Info, 426-3717.

words ‘A TRIBUTE TO TRADITION’: Cowboy poet Waddie Mitchell saddles up his authentically worded verse. See calendar spotlight.

Vergennes Opera House, 2-4 p.m. $15. Info, 877-6737.

talks AGING PROGRAM: Folks at all stages of life mark time by learning the mysteries of aging. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. & 2 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848.

‘EXPLORING TIBETAN BUDDHISM’: Lama Tsondru Sangpo Rinpoche speaks about the philosophy behind this meditative religion.

Jangchub Dronme Ling Buddhist Center, Vergennes, 2 p.m. Donations. Info, 238-9710.

‘THE PSYCHOLOGY OF PEACE’: Psychoanalyst Barbara Kane and Vermont State Poet Grace Paley probe a political understanding of trauma at this open forum. Vermont College Chapel, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m. $5. Info, 4548315, ext. 211.

URBAN SHAMANISM: City dwellers learn local options for ceremonial celebration at this lecture demonstration. Second Floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-7871.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 27.

‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 878-0313.

BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories in costume at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m.

Free. Info, 872-2627.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

‘A FAMILY HALLOWEEN’: Costumed kids enjoy a sheep-led parade, pumpkin carving and doughnuts on a string. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. $9, kids in costume free. Info, 457-2355.

‘HALLOWEEN SPOOKY FUN’: Youngsters ages 6 and up hear scary stories, make scarecrows, and warm up with hot cider. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 1-3:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7166.

sport BATTELL MOUNTAIN HIKE: Nature lovers journey through the Breadloaf Wilderness Area to learn about proposed additions, and visit an old-growth forest. Call for Warrenarea location, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations.

Info, 223-3216.

MT. MCKENZIE & MT. HAYSTACK: Experienced trekkers tackle these Adirondack summits in a difficult bushwhacking trip. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 879-7419.

SPINNING MARATHON: Aerobic exercisers sign up for six hours of indoor cycling to raise funds for Special Olympics Vermont.

Sheraton Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. $25. Registration and info, 1-800-639-1603, ext. 106.

etc ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See October 27.

GRAND MASQUERADE PARTY: See October 29.

FARMERS’ MARKETS: Graze among homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts at open-air booths. Burlington City Hall Park,

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FALL OPEN HOUSE: Prospective students take tours, sample lunch and get informed. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 9:45 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 654-3000.

TIBET FESTIVAL: Tibetan food, song, dance, films and craft exhibits celebrate the culture of this Himalayan country. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5764.

‘CREATURES OF THE NIGHT’: Adventurous animal lovers meet live owls and learn about the state’s native bats. Vermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center, Quechee, noon and 2 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN EXTRAVAGANZA: Orange orbs glow with funny, scary and artistic carvings in this two-day display contest for the best squash sculptures. The Rusty Nail, Stowe, dusk - 11 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6245.

MASQUEERADE BALL: Youths ages 22 and under dress up in disguise for this party at 242 Main St., Burlington, 7-11 p.m. $5.

Info, 865-9677.

CRAFT FAIR: Shoppers sample homemade foods while hunting for hand-crafted items.

Westford Elementary School, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-5932.

SUN.31 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ANTON KUERTI: Canada’s preeminent classical pianist perfoms an all-Beethoven concert. See calendar spotlight. Barre Opera House, 2 p.m. $10-26. Info, 476-8188.

BILLY CALDWELL: The local acoustic rocker plays songs from his debut album Out of My League at a CD release party. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966.

HALLOWEEN ORGAN CONCERT: University organist David Neiweem features spooky faves on the digital instrument at Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-3040.

‘GHOSTLY ORGAN MUSIC’: Costumed classical fans hear college organist Emory Fanning play Bach’s “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” and other hair-raising holiday hits. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 4 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-6433.

KIRTAN SINGING: Students of yoga stretch vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-1929.

drama ‘QUEEN CITY GHOSTWALK’: See October 27.

‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See October 28, 2 p.m.

film ‘GARDEN STATE’: See October 29.

‘I’M NOT SCARED’: See October 30.

‘THE OLD DARK HOUSE’: This 1932 horror classic features Boris Karloff as the brutish butler at an eerie mansion where several travelers take shelter. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words SUNDAY LITERARY SALON: Bring a favorite piece of poetry by Edgar Allan Poe to read at this Halloween Tea. Phoenix Gallery, Burlington, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-9400.

talks AGING PROGRAM: See October 30.

‘EXPLORING TIBETAN BUDDHISM’: See October 30, 10 a.m.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 27.

SPECIAL STORYTIME: Kids can wear their Halloween costumes to hear The Legend of Spookley the Square Pumpkin. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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this Green Mountain summit. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 863-4147.

etc NEW LIBRARY TOUR: See October 28, 2 p.m.

GRAND MASQUERADE PARTY: See October 29.

‘CREATURES OF THE NIGHT’: See October 30.

HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN EXTRAVAGANZA: See October 30, display dusk - 11 p.m., judging 8 p.m.

MAH JONGG: Bring your set and your game face to Temple Sinai, S. Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 862-5125.

‘HAUNTED HAPPENINGS’: Free admission lets folks take in Halloween readings, vintage horror films, mask-making and more.

Shelburne Museum, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m.

Donation of a non-perishable food item.

Info, 985-3346.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See October 28.

LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio School, Johnson, 6 p.m. $7.

Info, 635-1769.

words ‘WHODUNIT’ SERIES: Mystery fans gather for an overview of genre classics. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-4918.

W.S. DE PIERO READING: The poet and Stanford University professor reads from his new collection, Brother Fire. Second floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 865-5816.

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MON.01 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. NEW ENGLAND WIND QUINTET: Five woodwind instrumentalists from the Air Force Band of Liberty play contemporary and 18th-century musical selections. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-3040.

FALL CONCERT: The South County Chorus and In Accord join the Hinesburg Community Band for an evening of classical and popular favorites. Champlain Valley Union High School Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9750.

film ‘GARDEN STATE’: See October 29.

BURLINGTON FILMMAKERS COLLABORATIVE: Aspiring moviemakers trade shots and discuss possible group projects. Locations vary, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2124.

ANDY WARHOL DOUBLE FEATURE: Two short films shot in 1965 by the provocative artist feature dual-image projections.

Richard Black Community Center, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. Free. Info, 603-252-6786.

‘SPIRITUALISM IN VERMONT’: Spooky storyteller and folk historian Joe Citro presents an illustrated lecture on colorful locals who believed in ghosts. Shelburne Farms, 7:30 p.m. $25 minimum donation. Registration and info, 985-8686.

NATURE & THE ENVIRONMENT SERIES: Pathologist Dr. Robert Christie discusses how to respond to late-breaking medical news. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 27.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See October 27, for children ages 3-5.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See October 27. Toddlers take their turn with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m.

BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: See October 28, 6:30-7:15 p.m.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 4767550, ext. 308.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

ESSEX FREE LIBRARY STORYTIME: Tykes rally for reading at the Essex Free Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running, jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-4144.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:15 a.m.

Free. Info, 985-5096.

‘SHEEP IN A SHOP’: Preschoolers hear Nancy Shaw’s story about wooly consumers, then go browsing themselves to find a snack.

Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 2-3:30 p.m. $5. Info, 457-2355.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 27.

STATE ELECTION FORUM: Gubernatorial candidates Peter Clavelle and Jim Douglas pitch their positions and answer last-minute questions from voters at the Johnson State College Library, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2851.

etc ‘WHEELS IN ACTION’: Speakers and community members address accessibility awareness at this kickoff event featuring music and dance performances. McCullough Student Center, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2110.

GREYHOUND RESCUE OF VERMONT: This group offering doggie deliverance for retired racers welcomes new members at its annual meeting. Room 501, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4844.

TUE.02 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. STUDENT RECITAL: See October 28.

AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels

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QUOTH THE RAVEN If Halloween has a literary patron saint, Edgar Allan Poe is the guy.

Although Bram Stoker, H.P. Lovecraft and Mary Shelley all penned fiction about monumental monsters and supernatural oddities, Poe’s poetry and short stories stand out from the bat pack for their serious psychodrama. They’re also eminently performable. This weekend, Lost Nation Theater goes Gothic with a candlelit reading of spine-tingling stories by Poe and other mavens of the macabre, complete with ominous organ accompaniment. Afterward, audience members can spook each other with gruesome garb at a silent art auction and costume contest. How about giving extra points to anyone who can croak “Nevermore” in crow-like character?

‘AN EDGAR ALLAN POE AND FIENDS HALLOWEEN’ Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 229-0492.

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of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male musicmakers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044.

SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 27.

BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: See October 28, for toddlers, 10-10:30 a.m.

‘SHEEP IN A SHOP’: See November 1, 910:30 a.m.

TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 476-5118.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

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‘GARDEN STATE’: See October 29.

‘ROLLING’: This documentary details the daily lives of several individuals from the perspective of their wheelchairs. Room 219, Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5198.

BURLINGTON WOMEN’S RUGBY CLUB: See October 28.

BASKETBALL LEAGUE INFORMATION NIGHT: Hoop shooters learn about two start-up groups at introductory team meetings. Burlington Parks & Recreation Office, Burlington, over-35 men 6 p.m., women 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0123.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 27.

ELECTION NIGHT: Citizens watch, listen to and discuss coverage of real-time election results. Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 710 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8667.

BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 758-2287.

PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.

etc CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: Stitchers welcome new members and guests at this sew-and-tell meeting. Essex Alliance Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3516.

LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m. Donations.

Info, 864-7999.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriott, Williston, 7:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434.

talks ASTHMA LECTURE: Dr. Scott Wagers discusses the physical causes of this prevalent respiratory condition. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m.

Free. Registration and info, 847-2886.

HOLISTIC VETERINARY CARE: Dr. Susan Green leads a discussion of nutrition and homeopathic help for pets. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 7-8:30 p.m.

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‘LA TRAVIATA’: The Stanislavsky Opera Company of Moscow presents Giuseppe Verdi’s famous opera about the love affair of a beautiful but consumptive courtesan.

Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $4056. Info, 863-5966.

CAMBRIDGE COFFEEHOUSE: Local musician Russ Bailey joins bass player Steve Feinbloom for acoustic blues. Upstairs at 158 Main St., Jeffersonville, 7-9 p.m.

Donations. Info, 644-6632.

ORGAN RECITAL: University organist David Neiweem plays various works on the digital instrument at Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 12:15-1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See October 27.

WEST AFRICAN DANCE & DRUM FESTIVAL: Burlington’s Jeh Kulu hosts workshops, performances and parties in conjunction with an HIV/AIDS awareness film and lecture series. Burlington area, various locations, times and prices. Info, 859-1802.

film ‘GARDEN STATE’: See October 29.

‘BLACKHAWK DOWN’: A discussion on the effects of empire follows this film about a mid-’90s military crash in war-torn Somalia.

Fleming Museum, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-2085.

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FDIC MONEY SMART WORKSHOP: Brush up your banking skills at a financial seminar offered at Merchants Bank, Barre, 5-7 p.m.

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‘NO BARRIERS: THE MARK WELLMAN STORY’: This video documents disabled athletes who pursue outdoor activities with strength and skill. Room 220, Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-5198.

‘LE MEPRIS’: Screenwriter Kevin McCarthy shows this film by Jean Luc Godard, then follows with a talk about Godard’s influence on American cinema. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5. Info, 626-5135.

DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: Jack Nicholson stars as a trashy oil rigger with a concert-pianist past in Five Easy Pieces.

Woody Allen’s 1987 show-biz film Hannah and Her Sisters follows at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. VERMONT FOLK ART TALK: Folklorist Jane Beck introduces examples of Green Mountain folk art from the last 20 years. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 11:30 a.m. 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.

GRANT-SEEKER WORKSHOP: The Vermont Arts Council offers an overview of state funding sources for artists. People’s Academy Library, Morrisville, 3:30-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 828-5425.

words WRITING GROUP: See October 27.

‘WHAT A CHARACTER’: Readers of Ralph Ellison’s The Invisible Man analyze personalities in this discussion series on memorable protagonists. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Eudora Welty’s short stories are well-known, but readers of her novel The Ponder Heart discuss her talent for other genres. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Info, 865-4995.

‘UTOPIA & APOCALYPSE’ SERIES: Fiction fans envision the future with Marge Piercy’s novel Woman on the Edge of Time. Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, noon.

Free. Info, 728-1236.

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Friday, November 5, 5-7 pm OPEN DISCUSSION WITH THE ARTISTS

Saturday, November 6, 2-3 pm

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‘BASEBALL & THE WRITING LIFE’: Vermont author Howard Frank Mosher explores the Northeast Kingdom sources that inspire his fiction. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 748-8291.

GRACE PALEY READING: The Vermont State Poet reads her work in verse at the Cabot Public Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2721.

talks ‘ZEN BUDDHISM IN AMERICA’: Sensei Sunyana Graef, Director of the Vermont Zen Center, explains why this seemingly foreign philosophy has taken root in the U.S. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘THE DUEL: AARON BURR VS. ALEXANDER HAMILTON’: Historian Willard Randall asks whether this 200-year-old event between two top U.S. officials was murder or suicide.

Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 388-4095.

ACCESSIBILITY LUNCHEON: Area residents and professors with disabilities discuss personal stories about overcoming architectural and other obstacles. Room 220, Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 12:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 443-5198.

WOMEN’S HEALTH CARE: Local physician Dr. Emma Ottolenghi shares her experiences in improving medical services for women.

Noble Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804.

TEACHING TALK: Sonia Nieto of UMass Amherst shares inspiring stories of courage from a new generation of public school teachers. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-3131.

STRESS MANAGEMENT LECTURE: Community educator Evelyn Sikorski helps blood cancer patients stay healthy during the upcoming holiday season. Call for Burlington area location, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-4848.

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WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See October 27.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See October 27.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 27.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See October 27.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See October 27.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See October 27.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See October 27.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See October 27.

BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: See October 28, 6:30-7:15 p.m.

‘SHEEP IN A SHOP’: See November 1, 910:30 a.m.

SPANISH-ENGLISH STORYTIME: Boys and girls ages 2-5 hear bilingual songs and rhymes at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport WALK THE TALK: See October 27.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 27.

POST-ELECTION DEMONSTRATIONS: No matter what the results, citizens express their reactions to the political process. Main St. Courthouse Plaza, Burlington, noon. Top of Church St., Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1155. Also various Montpelier-area locations, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 476-3154.

etc MEDIATION SEMINAR: Participants learn how to manage conflict in this practice-based workshop. Woodbury College, Montpelier, 8:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1-800-639-6039, ext. 300.

INTERFAITH PRESENTATION: Various clergy members offer a call to non-partisan civic engagement in response to the bitterly polarized election season. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-4659.

PIANO FORTE Austrian-born pianist and composer Anton Kuerti is considered one of the preeminent players of the instrument. Known for his unconventional interpretations of centuries-old works, he has toured 39 countries and played with most major U.S. orchestras, and has recorded all of Beethoven’s concertos and sonatas, among other pieces. Kuerti offers an all-Beethoven program of several sonatas and “Six Bagatelles, Op. 126.” His Barre Opera House performance opens the hall’s Celebration Series, a year-long lineup of international-caliber artists. Music mavens with a valid student ID and $2 gain access to any unfilled seat five minutes before the curtain rises. Encore!

ANTON KUERTI Sunday, October 31, Barre Opera House, 2 p.m. $1026. Info, 476-8188.

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SEXUAL ADDICTION COUNSELING FOR MEN Has the line between abuse and use become obscured? Are you unable to stop an undesirable sexual behavior? Is your marriage/partnership compromised by your sexual behaviors? Have you become obsessed with pornography?

If so, you may feel addicted. Get help exploring it with a professional.

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acting LEARN THE TECHNIQUE OF “HOLLYWOOD’S MOST SOUGHT AFTER ACTING COACH,” (MOVIELINE, NOV. 2001): Classes in Burlington, Tuesday evenings.

Montpelier and Rutland classes now forming. Call 3188555 to set up an appointment or visit www.thoreast. com. Mr. MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years.

He has appeared in over 10 major motion pictures with leading roles in three, including The Basket and has guest-starred on “Providence,” “Pensacola: Wings of Gold,” “Murphy Brown” and many other TV shows.

aromatherapy Nov.3rd

OPEN HOUSE

in Celebration of our community of children in Chittenden County!

On the Burlington Waterfront at ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain

Friday, October 29th from 3-7PM ECHO will be free and open to everyone attending the event.

Great snacks, music by Robert and Gigi, face painting and more!

Sponsored by the Early Childhood CONNECTION of Chittenden County

WE HAVE YOUR LOOK!

AN INTRODUCTION TO AROMATHERAPY: Friday, November 12, 6:30-8 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts/Star Root Aromatherapy. $10. Info, 660-8060.

Learn how you can incorporate aromatherapy and essential oils into your everyday life. We will discuss what essential oils are, how they affect the body and mind, and how to use them for their aesthetic and therapeutic effects.

art FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS OFFERS OPEN STUDIO DROP-IN: Thursdays, ongoing through December 16, 6:30-9 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncity arts.com. Our fabulous studio is open to the public! You are invited to drop by, bring materials and use some of ours, make art, make friends!

Come whenever the spirit moves you!

bartending PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool. com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.

business GETTING SERIOUS: November 7, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Women’s Small Business Program. $95, scholarships available. Info, 846-7338. Explore business ownership with others through this day-long workshop. Getting Serious will help you discover if business ownership is right for you, and where it might fit in your life.

childbirth HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10-hour series. Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime series. Burlington. $175. To register, call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts.

computers COMPUTER WORKSHOPS DESIGNED FOR BEGINNING USERS: Microsoft Word, Internet Exploration and Email Basics with Yahoo! Mail. October 20 - December 4.

Fletcher Free Library. $2 per workshop. Info, 865-7217 or visit the Computer Center page on our website, www.fletcherfree.org. Free open labs, too.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. The Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Preregister, 652-0102.

Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, and using the right tools. You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You’ll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Stained Glass with Terry Zigmund, Tuesdays, November 9 December 14, 6-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com.

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AFRO-CUBAN DANCE AND SONG WITH REYNALDO GONZALEZ: Thursday, October 28, song class, 10-11 a.m., dance class, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Thursday, October 28, 7:15-8:45 p.m., Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. Friday, October 29, song class, 5-6 p.m., dance class, 6-8 p.m.

Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Song classes $15, dance classes $20, except Thursday evenings, which are $15. Info, 985-3665 or 660-4056. Learn about the beautiful music and dance of Cuba! Dance classes accompanied by traditional Bata and Conga drums.

BALLET AT SHELBURNE ATHLETIC CLUB: 7-week sessions, beginning October 27. Parent-and-Tot Dance, ages 2-3 with caregiver, Mondays, 2-2:30 p.m. Creative Pre-Ballet, ages 4-6, Mondays, 2:45-3:30 p.m. and Wednesdays, 1:15-2 p.m. Children’s Ballet, ages 6-10, Mondays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Intermediate Adult Ballet, Wednesdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1:15 p.m. Info, call Annette, 860-9927 or visit www.shelburneathletic.com.

Experience quality classical ballet instruction in a supportive, fun environment.

BURLINGTON - SHALL WE DANCE? Have you seen Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon and Jennifer Lopez in Shall We Dance? Would you like to learn to ballroom dance? First Step Dance offers beginner dance classes in Burlington on Tuesday nights. The Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue class begins at 6 p.m. and the Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango class begins at 7 p.m. The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $40/person for each 4-week session. Info, 598-6767 or www.FirstStep Dance.com.

Come take the First Step toward learning to dance with a partner!

DANCE MASTER CLASSES: Grade 10 - adult. MOMIX Master class, led by MOMIX Dance Company members.

Friday, December 10, 5-6:30 p.m. $15. John Jasperse Master class, Saturday, November 13, 1:15–3:15 p.m. with John Jasperse and Chris Peck. $20. Juliette Mapp Master class, Saturday, November 13, 11 a.m. – 1 p.m., led by Juliette Mapp. $20. Flynn Center Studios, Burlington. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org.

LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Drop-in beginner lesson, every Tuesday, 6:30–7:30 p.m. Greek Church Hall, Ledge Rd., Burlington. $5 includes Vermont Swing practice session, immediately following. Info, 8607501, or visit www.vermontswings.com. No experience necessary.

RICHMOND SWING DANCE CLASSES PRESENTS SIX THURSDAYS OF SWING WITH CHRIS SUMNER AND DAN CARHART: Thursdays, November 4 - December 16, Lindy 1: Introduction to Lindy, 6:15-7:15 p.m. Lindy 2A: The Swing Out, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Richmond Free Library, 201 Bridge St., Richmond. $50 for 6 classes. Info, call Dan, 434-5776 or rallyq@juno.com. These classes will teach the rudiments of Swing, with a strong emphasis on technique: center, balance, connection, lead and follow, timing and more. It’s not just moves, it’s the way that you move.

SALSALINA: Night club-style group Salsa classes, Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, with Tango group classes and social dances on Fridays. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

ST. ALBANS - SHALL WE DANCE? Have you seen Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon and Jennifer Lopez in Shall We Dance? Would you like to learn to ballroom dance? First Step Dance offers beginner dance classes in St. Albans on Monday nights. Monday classes begin at 6 p.m. with a half-hour drop-in class followed by a half-hour practice session for $5 each week. The Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue class begins at 7 p.m. and the Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango class begins at 8 p.m. St. Albans City School, Bellows St., St. Albans. $40/person for each 4-week session. Info, 598-6757 or visit www.FirstStep Dance.com.

Come take the First Step toward learning to dance with a partner! The drop-in class will teach a separate dance each week and is a great way to decide if ballroom partner dancing is for you!

drumming CONGAS AND DJEMBES: Beginning Conga classes, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes, Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m. Classes on 10/13, 10/20 and 10/27. New 5-week session starts 11/03. $50 for 5 weeks. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 658-0658, 872-0494 or visit paton@ sover.net. Walkins are welcome. Intermediate/Advanced Conga classes meet on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location.

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A D V E N T U R E Treasures from Tibet & India TAIKO: Kids’ Beginning Taiko, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m., starting 9/7 and 10/19. $42 for 6-week sessions with no class on 11/23. A 3-week session begins 12/7.

Kids’ Intermediate Taiko, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m., starting 9/13 and 10/25. $42 for 6 weeks with no class on 11/23. A 3-week session starts 12/6. Adult beginning classes are on Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $48 for 6week session starting 9/13 and 10/25. A 3-week session begins on 12/6. Held in the Taiko Studio at 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton 658-0658 or paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

and create with a variety of painting and drawing media, 3-D materials, papers and more. An art teacher is onhand to support and help you discover the artist in you.

THE CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO AT THE FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Offers Tadpole Drop-In, Tuesdays and Fridays, ongoing through December 14, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Family Drop-In, Fridays, ongoing through November, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Teen DropIn, Fridays, ongoing through November, 7:30-10 p.m.

Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncity arts.com.

Have a birthday party with us or create your own class!

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SAT PREPARATION AND TUTORING: Ongoing classes.

Oak Hill Educational Consultants, 289 College St., Burlington. Info, 658-0100. SAT, SAT Math, getting to a score of 1600, classes and private tutoring available.

Small class size, limited to six students.

ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: Ongoing Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m., Sundays, 4-6 p.m. The Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, Carrie Benis, 865-7211. Classes will focus on reading, writing, speaking, listening and grammar. They are open to all who want to learn and improve their English, as well as explore American culture and history.

ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginner to intermediate. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

INVISIBLE PATH TO ABSOLUTE TRUTHS: Tuesdays, November - December, 7:30 p.m. eight-week tele course. Info, 908-918-1272 or visit www.joyfulevolution.com. An innovative program providing a resource to create a rich life. Gain more peace and balance in your life. Eliminate overwhelm, and start living on purpose!

feng shui FENG SHUI AND GEOMANCY: TOOLS TO EMPOWER YOUR LIFE AND THE WORLD AROUND YOU: Saturday, October 30, 8:15 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Waldorf School, Shelburne. $85 early registration. Info, contact Carol Wheelock, 496-2306 or cwheelock@fengshuivermont.com. Second annual conference sponsored and presented by VT-NH Chapter of the International Feng Shui Guild. Workshops and slide show.

film EDMUNDS AFTER-SCHOOL ANIMATION: There is no cost to be a part of this program. Info, 658-4267 or visit www.motionschool.org. Do you go to Edmunds Middle School? If so, you can take part in Motion School’s special Animation After-School program. You’ll learn how to make clay puppets that you can animate.

You’ll use computer software to take the pictures and add sound effects. You’ll learn how to tell a good story in animation, and you’ll have a blast.

INTRODUCTION TO ANIMATION: This program is appropriate for ages 15 and older. Saturday, November 20, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. and Sunday, November 21, 2-4 p.m. $100. Info, 658-4267, ext. 1 or visit www.motionschool.org. Students in this course will learn introductory techniques in animation. Demonstration and hands-on experience in a variety of media including clay, pencil and Flash.

herbs LOTION MAKING: Tuesday, November 2, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St. Burlington. $5.

Info, 865-HERB or psherbs@sover.net. Learn the base and you can moisturize the world!

WINTER HEALTH WITH SARAH ZETTELMEYER: Thursday, November 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., Burlington. $15. Info, 865-HERB or psherbs@sover.net. We’ll discuss protecting yourself, healing if you are already sick and what to do if you just can’t kick that lingering cough, sneeze, sore throat, etc.

Vital information to keep yourself strong, with lots of yummy samples to taste and good ideas to take home.

jewelry BUBBLE BRACELET: Thursday, November 4, 6:30 p.m.

Bead Crazy, 21 Taft Corners, Williston. $20 plus materials. Info, 288-9666 or www.beadcrazyvt.com. Learn how to make this stylish bracelet that uses pearls or crystals to give the appearance of bubbles. You will use two strands of stringing material and can choose wire, silk or silamide.

kids FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Children’s’ Visual Arts Studio, October 25 - November 15, 3:30-5 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncity arts.com. Here’s a great after-school class! Kids discover

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maritime LAKE CHAMPLAIN MARITIME MUSEUM CLASSES: Call 475-2022 or visit www.lcmm.org to see the full listing of courses, workshops and learning adventures that await you and your family. The Lake Champlain Maritime Museum is located at 4472 Basin Harbor Rd., Vergennes. The Burlington Shipyard is located on historic King Street Ferry Dock. Offering week-long courses and one-day workshops throughout the season! Build your own boat or learn how to restore your old one. Try your hand at shaping iron or casting bronze. Learn how to capture maritime subjects on film, with paint or penand-ink. Improve your kayak-handling skills or take a guided canoe trip. Students can explore maritime topics in one or two-day workshops. Adults and children can spend a morning learning together.

Soak it Up. Aquatic whirlpool bath with Kohler faucet and slate top. Turnstyle hardware.

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martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult Introductory classes, Tuesdays, beginning November 2, 5:30 p.m.

Please call to reserve a space. Day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, Saturdays, beginning September 4, 9-10 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 8-8:40 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons.

Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893.

Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis, Wing Chun Kung Fu and Tai Chi. One minute off I-89 at exit 17.

THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children’s classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and family discounts available. Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, email info@bluewavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Former national team member and Vermont state coach Gordon White teaches the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Our experienced teaching staff emphasizes proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness.

TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of self-defense and self-cultivation.

This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles.

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massage ADVANCE MASSAGE AND BODYWORK CLASSES: Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont offers four-week classes and one-day intensives starting every month this fall. The No Hands Full-Body Rejuvenation Method, one-day intensive, Saturday. November 6, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $65. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck, 4 weeks, November 11 - December 9, Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $195 or $175 if paid in full by Oct. 30. Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont and the Center for Advanced Bodywork Training, Burlington. Info, 658-1005 ext. 2, email NMTclasses@verizon .net or visit www.NMTvermont.com. The classes at Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont integrate neuromuscular massage technique, deep tissue massage, myofascial release technique and other modalities.

INTRODUCTION TO SWEDISH MASSAGE WITH MARK ADAMS: Friday, November 12, 6-9 p.m. and Saturday, November 13, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. and Sunday, November 14, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts Center for Yoga and Massage 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. $245. Info, 6587715. A new format for this fun and popular class! Get your hands oily! Learn to give a complete full body Swedish massage in one weekend. Come experience the sacred space of Touchstone and safely greet the human body through nurturing touch, increasing your confidence with every stroke.

INTUITIVE HOLISTIC TISSUE PALPATION WITH DR. MATTHEW RUSHFORD: Saturday, November 6, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Touchstone Healing Arts Center for Yoga and Massage, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. $120. Info, 658-7715. This oneday hands-on course is specially designed for massage and bodywork practitioners. You will learn how to “read” protective stress patterns in the body and ascertain the nature and chronology of the trauma involved. This palpation technique enables the practitioner to determine the nature, type, severity and chronology of stress patterns in the body, particularly the spine.

meditation MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: First and third Tuesdays, 79 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. Study the teachings of Indian Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer for world peace.

music FLAMENCO DANCE AND MUSIC WEEKEND INTENSIVE: Introduction to Flamenco Dance, Friday, November 19, 6-7:30 p.m., Saturday-Sunday, November 20-21, 1:30-3 p.m. $45.

Intermediate Flamenco Dance, Friday, November 19, 7:459:15 p.m., Saturday-Sunday, November 20-21, 3:15-4:45 p.m. $45. Flamenco Guitar Accompaniment, Saturday, November 20, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $30. Flynn Center Studios, Burlington.

Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Spend a weekend immersed in the music and dance of Spain.

painting YOGA AND PAINTING WEEKEND RETREAT: Friday, November 5, 7 p.m. to Sunday, November 7, 1 p.m. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield. $150-$280, sliding scale, includes materials and meals. Work exchange available. Info, contact Susan Green, 426-3717 or freedompainting@moomail.net. The focus is on self-discovery through painting and yoga. Releasing stress in body, mind and spirit. Yoga will take you to deeper levels of creativity, allowing you to be fully present in the painting process. No previous painting or yoga experience required. This is not a painting technique class; there will be no critiques.

photography FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Darkroom memberships available.

pilates MAT PILATES: Thursdays, beginning October 28, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Eight-week session, $40/members, $80/non-members.

The Fitness Center, 29 Church St., Burlington. Info, 6518773. Stretch, strengthen and streamline your body without adding bulk or stressing your joints. STOTT-certified trainer Lisel Richards leads this dynamic, small group class.

PILATES HOME AND TRAVEL WORKSHOP: Saturday, October 9, 12:30-2:30 p.m. $30 includes flexband. Or join us for a free Introductory Pilates Reformer class, every 1st and 3rd Saturday, 10:30 a.m. and every 2nd and 4th Monday, 5:30 p.m. Pilates Vermont at the Shelburne Athletic Club, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Info, 985-8700 or www.pilatesvermont.com.

Instructed by Pamela Stone, physical therapist, certified Polestar Pilates Instructor and Director of Pilates Vermont.

PILATES PERSONAL TRAINING: Certified and highly experienced Pilates instructor (currently at Pilates Vermont, UVM, Pilates Den), will train you in the Pilates method in the privacy of your own home. Burlington - Middlebury areas. Info, Lynne, 917-623-0245.

pottery ADULT WHEEL: Beginners only, Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m.

Beginner/Intermediate, Mondays, 6-9 p.m., Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. or 6-9 p.m. Intermediate/Advanced Wheel, Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. River Street Potters, 141 River St., Montpelier. Info, 224-7000.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS OFFERS AT THE CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO: Bowls, Large and Small with Kevin Wiberg. Saturday, November 20, noon - 4 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Hone both wheel and handbuilding skills through this exciting workshop.

Studio time rentals available.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS OFFERS AT THE CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO: Advanced Wheel Work and Glazing Techniques with Bob Crystal. Saturday, October 30, 9 a.m. - noon and 1-4 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burl ingtoncityarts.com. Wheel technique in the morning and glazing in the afternoon with the master.

HANDBUILDING: All levels. Beginners welcome every Wednesday, 6-9 p.m. Kids, all ages/levels, two handbuilding and wheel classes, Tuesdays, 3:30-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9-11

a.m. River Street Potters, 141 River St., Montpelier. Info, 224-7000. Free practice days for adults.

printmaking FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS OFFERS AT THE PRINT STUDIO: Monotype with Gravure sur le Carton with Sarah Amo. Saturday and Sunday, October 16 and 17, 9 a.m. 4 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com.

This workshop explores traditional and innovative monotype techniques including the process of gravure sur le carton, line engraving on cardboard. Flexible and non-toxic. Studio memberships available.

qi gong CLOUD HANDS QI GONG AND EARTH MEDITATION SET: Saturday, November 20 and Sunday, November 21, 10:00 a.m.

- 3:00 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. $75. Info, 288-8160 or visit www.elementsofhealing.net.

The Cloud Hands Qi Gong is the beginning set of Nui Gung (internal energy development), in the Tao Ahn Pai Qi Gong System. These traditional Taoist exercises help the body maintain good health and increase vitality.

QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a soft and flowing, self-healing exercise that is similar to Tai Chi. With consistent practice, healing from many chronic ailments can be achieved.

reflexology AROMATIC REFLEXOLOGY: Saturday, October 30. Lunaroma Aromatic Apothecary. 30 min. for $35 or 60 min. for $60.

Appointments must be reserved by Friday, October 29, 6 p.m.

Info, 951-9714. Reflexology and essential oils combined give the body its much needed circulation, relaxation and rejuvenation.

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LEARN THE THEORY AND PRACTICE OF REFLEXOLOGY: Fun, hands-on class where you will give and receive reflexology sessions. Two-day workshop, Saturday, October 30 and Sunday, October 31, 10:30 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Downtown Burlington. $180, includes manual, lotion and quick-reference chart. Info, 598-5051, www.massagebythebay.com or email emily@massagebythe bay.com. Ten CEU’s for massage therapists. Emily Bay is a licensed massage therapist and nationally certified reflexologist. She has taught reflexology most recently for CCV Burlington.

REFLEXOLOGY CLASSES WITH NANCY HEISMAN SOMERS: Beginning soon, Wednesday or Thursday evenings, 6-8 p.m. South Burlington Yoga Studio. Info, call Nancy, 658-3766. Join us to learn the ancient science/art of acupressure foot massage that systematically relaxes the entire central nervous system. It is a gift to both give and receive a reflexology session.

scuba SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS: Tuesday and Thursday evenings, November 2–30, 5:30-10 p.m. Waterfront Diving Center. $245. Info, 865-2771. $50 additional for local Spring open water certification dives, or complete open water dives at a warm water vacation destination this winter. Class results in internationally recognized, lifetime certification.

self-defense VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Saturdays, 10 a.m. Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. First class free. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. Info, 6604072. Learn self-defense, martial arts and boxing with a certified black-belt Gracie instructor in this positive and safe environment. Accept no imitations.

support groups SEE LISTINGS IN THE CLASSIFIEDS, SECTION B.

tai chi ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: 5:45-7:15 p.m., Mondays and Wednesdays. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or www.elementsof healing.net. Traditional Yang style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

theater ‘FROG AND HIS FRIENDS’ FAMILY PERFORMANCE WORKSHOP: Ages 5-8. Sunday, December 5, 1-2 p.m.

Flynn Center Studios, Burlington. $10 for one child with accompanying parent or caregiver. Info, 6524548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Let your imagination take you into the world of Frog and His Friends and Guess How Much I Love You. Act and move with your child as you both try out the ideas you will see on stage. A backstage tour follows the 3 p.m. performance. Tickets to the 3 p.m. performance sold separately.

visual arts FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Open Studio Drop-In, Thursdays, ongoing through December 16, 6:30-9 p.m. Oil Painting from the Figure with Gail Salzman, November 3 - December 15, 1:30-4:30 p.m.

Life Drawing every Monday, 6:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 8657166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com.

writing FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Offers a Creative Writing Approach to Group Building with Susan Weiss, Thursday, October 28, 9-11:30 a.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. This workshop offers educators, counselors and other helping professionals generate ideas and specific activities that can be used to promote interaction and communication among individuals in a group setting.

yoga ASTANGA YOGA: Tuesdays, October 5 - November 16, 6:30 p.m. Athletic Club, 62 Pearl St. Members free, nonmembers, $45 for 6 weeks or $10 per class. Info, 288-9612. Instructor trained by David Swenson.

BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Jivamukti, Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Prenatal and Hatha Sound. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info, 658-9642 or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Burlington Yoga’s mission is to provide a supportive, focused atmosphere accessible to students of all levels to develop and nourish their individual sadhana.

COPPER CRANE YOGA: Daily classes in various styles.

Private sessions and custom classes. Thai Yoga Bodywork. 229 Main St., Suite 2A, Vergennes, above Main Street Footworks. Info, 877-3663 or info@cop percraneyoga.com. Experience the purification, selfreflection, and non-attachment of Kriya Yoga. Copper Crane Yoga provides compassionate teaching in a safe and supportive environment that fosters growth, nourishes the spirit and unites the body and mind.

DAILY ASTANGA CLASSES: Special workshops and classes for kids, intermediate series and meditation. Bristol Yoga, Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

GENTLE TO MODERATE HATHA YOGA: Beginning and ongoing classes. South Burlington Yoga Studio. Info, 658-3766. Our class emphasis is on stretching, strengthening, breathing, relaxation and fun. Nancy Heisman Somers has two Yoga teacher certifications and has been teaching yoga for 23 years. Nancy is a noted and respected teacher and has been featured on radio, television and newspapers. She is well-known for her motivational, inspiring and entertaining teaching style.

THE JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: Formerly the Open Center, under new management with new teachers and an expanded schedule. Vinyasa, Kripalu, Apres-ski and Advanced yoga classes. 36 School St., Johnson. Info, 635-2733 or visit www.johnsonyoga.com or email charlotte@johnsonyoga.com. The best small-town Vermont has to offer: a warm, friendly studio, experienced teachers and dedicated students.

TOUCHSTONE HEALING ARTS CENTER FOR YOGA AND MASSAGE: Four-week Kripalu yoga series with Mark Adams. Mondays, November 1, 8, 15 and 22. 5:30-7 p.m. $48. Info, 658-7715 ext. 3. Kripalu is a gentle practice suitable for all levels, infused with lightheartedness and deep inner focus. Utilizing classical asanas, students are lead through a series of effective stretching and strengthening postures. Journey inward through body, breath and spirit.

YOGA AT THE REHABGYM: Offering individual and a variety of group classes for adults and children. Maple Tree Place, Williston. Info, 876-6000 or www.rehab gym.com. Levels of instruction range from very gentle to more advanced and the instructors are physical therapists. Yoga offers a mind-body approach to rehabilitation and general wellness. All levels of fitness and ability are welcome!

YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels.

Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Anusara, Kripalu, Eclectic Hatha, Tantric Hatha, Prenatal, Postnatal, Kids and Senior classes. Six-week Introduction to Astanga Yoga Session, with Scott York, Wednesdays, October 13 November 17, 7:30-8:30 p.m. and Mondays, November 1 - December 6, 7:30-8:30 p.m. with Jessica Petraska.

Six-week Yoga for Skiers and Riders Session with Kathy McNames, Tuesdays, November 26 - December 16.

Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in or 10 classes $100. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont.com.

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LONG-HAIRED, PETITE BAD ASS: 5’3”, 110 lbs. of pure politics, porn, poetry and educated poise. ISO a M, 26-35, w/flare, beauty, a lust for life, humor, balls. 4841 SEXY, VIXEN, KITTEN-TYPE, 27, BLONDE, 5’4, 110 lbs., educated w/a beautiful mind and body ISO arrangement w/a mature, confident, gentleman who knows how to treat and spoil a lady. Let me be your lover, mistress, fantasy.

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Me: honest, genuine, spiritual, playful, shy. Looking to meet employed, sane, SM for fun in the sun, perhaps? 4823

DO YOU READ THE CARTOONS IN THE paper first? This SF, 38, closet lover of pop-culture, ISO of long-term companionship in central VT w/SM, unafraid of cholesterol, crying and kissing at the movies, among other places. 4724

SCF, 41, IN RUTLAND, LOOKING FOR CM who likes hiking, camping, movies, music, dancing and good conversation.

Seeking my life mate. Must like children and animals. NS/ND. I like to stay in or go out. Sense of humor a must. 4541

GROUNDED, NOT PLANTED OR BURIED, DPF seeks company of single, self-knowing, caring, independent M for conversation, sharing and (as appropriate) intimacy. If you’re active, (not necessarily fit), intelligent, verbal and friendly, give a call. 4723

TALL, WARM AND SWEET DWF, LATE 40S, “muy” attractive. Bright, well-travelled, bit of a sophisticate, playful, emotive, sensual and strong. Admire openness in others coupled with integrity. Enjoy sharing in stimulating conversation, music, arts and family. Gentle in heart, trustworthy and genuine. Looking for a good match.

Welcome to my world! 4536

SWIMMING IS OVER BUT I’M READY TO take the plunge into a fun, active relationship. Fit, early 60s, NS lady looking for M counterpart to keep up. I enjoy outdoor activities, cultural events, quiet times in front of the fire and jumping into the hot tub for sore aching muscles. How about you? 4716

RADIANT, EARTHY, WHOLESOME MOM, 50, intelligent, independent, enlightened seeks sweet and kind-hearted M for companionship, friendship, perhaps lovers?

I’m honest and true, give great massages and enjoy the simple pleasures in life.

Please enjoy kids, pets, and Vermont’s beauty. 4746

VOLUPTUOUS BLONDE, EARTH MOTHER, ultimate party hostess, larger and lovelier, intuitive Capricorn. S mom w/college student, demanding fun-filled job keeps me busy. Always looking to meet fellow travelers. Dinner? 4635

WANTED, IMPOTENT WIDOWER FARMER w/kids and cows. Me: tired of the purdy redhead label. I’m stoic, frontier stock, cook great. Want to share work, time, fireplace and couch w/warm bodies. If we are interesting and interested together, it could work. 4744

HELLO: I AM A SINGLE MOTHER OF 3 children and seeking a M out there who loves kids. I have long brown hair and hazel eyes. I stand about 5’ 7” and 190 lbs. 4633 QUIET LIBRARIAN TYPE BY DAY, SEXY librarian type by night. I’m a fun, adventurous spirit who’s seeking a spiderkilling, good cook, who will climb a mountain w/me and join me at a swanky bar for cocktails later. 31 YO. Emotional cripples need not apply. 4630

GOT GAME? SIDEBURNS, NO MUSTACHE. This is my 20%. I too want to share life’s beauty/tragedy (and I’ll add music venues) w/someone. If life is croquet, it’s your turn to hit the ball. 4737 PRIESTESS SEEKS MAGICIAN FOR THE occasional quest and quiet time at home.

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SWF, 38, NS/ND, FIT, ISO COMPANION. I’m a self-employed professional who likes gardening, home renovations, politics, VPR, mystery novels and crosswords.

I’m a hobby beekeeper, too. 4546

SWEET, KIND, SOFT AND CUDDLY HOPEless romantic ISO gentleman farmer.

DPWF, NS, 5’3”, medium build, brown eyes, long hair , very young looking 56.

Laugh, smile, enjoy life and horses. 4719

ADVENTUROUS, AFFECTIONATE, KIND, aware 45 YO woman looking for honest, caring man for fun times, evenings out, long rides, good conversation. Let’s meet and see if we click. Smokers OK. Looks unimportant. Must have a good heart.

Central VT area. 4805

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Natural, primal qualities, creative flair and love for 60s/70s psychedelic, progrock and gypsy folk. Do you like to write, read, cook, have tea? Splendid!

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SPIRITUALLY-MINDED DWF, 43, NS/ND, ISO D/SWM, 43-55, for a committed LTR. Must be aspiring to self-awareness, live fearlessly from the core heart and appreciate life as an adventure, not a guided tour. 4487 DANCE LESSON PARTNER WANTED FOR slim, 5’6”, WIF. Prefer tallish, 45-55 YO, w/some sense of rhythm. 4482 SWF, 30, CRAZY ABOUT ANIMALS! KINDA crunchy, kinda wacky! Enjoys music, horseback riding, hiking, gardening, tattoos, piercings and motorcycle rides. ISO someone to share walks w/the dog, dinner, movies, conversation. Prefer SWM, 28-35, w/sense of humor and inspiration. 4475 LOVELY, BRIGHT, ARTISTIC, NS, WF, 40S w/an eye on the classic and an eye on individuality. Seeks a NS, SWM w/commendable attributes and appeal for a LTR. Inspired by the simple, yet appreciative of the grand. Serious inquiries only, please. 4469 HEY THERE: 34 YO SWF ISO SWM between 26-44, who enjoys children, music, dancing, movies, sincerity and caring. Not into head games, only honesty. 4450 CUTE, SLIM, WI, 47 YO, 7 YO DAUGHTER, country girl. Love dogs and travel. Self-

sufficient, self employed. Looking for kind companion, 45-55, for friendship and possible LTR. 4366 WANTED: LARGE, BACK YARD, ORGANIC vegetable garden and someone to share my homemade pickles and the rhymes and reasons of life. I’m musically and artistically inclined, fit, 41 YO, sensitive, honest. Looking for NS 37-49 YO. 4355 ATTRACTIVE, COUNTRY GIRL, 35, LOVES Middle-Eastern culture. Respects Islam, loves cooking, clean home, soft music, candlelight. Seeks only tall, muscular Arab M for solid future together, built on love and honesty. Only serious replies. 4351 FOUR SEASONS WOMAN SEEKS TALL, FIT, 42-52 YO SWPM to share outdoor adventures. Passionate about healthy living, intelligent conversation, politics, music, books, world events. Complimented by an attractive physique, kind heart and great sense of humor. Sieze l’occasion. 4348 SWF, 35, CLASSIC BEAUTY, ISO SPM/DPM, 32-43. Kids a +. Our interests include music, all kinds, kids, commitment, good talks, both at home and out.

Nights an adventure. Looking for loving LTR and you! 4345

men > women TANTRIC CHEF SEEKS MISUNDERSTOOD beauty for walks in the woods, wine tastings and foreign films. You: 23-35, open-minded and fun. Me: 29, jazz on records, great apple pies. 4842 MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU! SWM, 52, 5’5”, 150 lbs. Dark hair, blue eyes, quiet, easy-going type. Financially secure. Enjoy music, dancing, camping, cards, pool, NASCAR. ISO SF, 40-55, honest, sincere.

For friendship or LTR. 4840 D, 30 YO DAD LOOKING FOR ATTRACTIVE, fit, caring and honest woman for LTR. I am a down-to-earth, family-oriented, respectable, all around decent guy. Semi-submissive, BI and sexual all a + but in no way mandatory.

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Dear Lola, My boyfriend is always up for munching muff, but I just can’t get down with it. How could anyone actually enjoy sticking their face in such a rank, stinky place? Just thinking about it makes me feel ill, and having someone rooting around down there is hugely embarrassing — a total turn-off. When I’ve tried using various products to freshen up, he’s complained about the taste. When I’ve asked him to please not do that this time, I could tell that I’d killed his mood. What to do?

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SEVEN DAYS |october 27-november 03, 2004 | 7Dpersonals 19B

TALL, ATHLETIC, SM, NS, 22 YO, ISO attractive easy-going girl. I like to downhill ski and bike, but don’t get me wrong, going out is also cool. Let’s go hit the next hip-hop show in town. 4836 HOPELESS LOSER: 44 YO SWM, 5’8”, 180 lbs, average looks. Complete basketcase. Can’t get a date if my life depended on it. No social skills whatsoever. Looking for slim, attractive, understanding lady w/lots of time and patience. 4835 RECENTLY RETIRED DWM, HONEST AND fit in Plattsburgh area ISO of a lady, 4050ish to share life experiences. Owns home, outdoor person living in the country. Interests include gardening, Harley, cabin in the woods, dancing and living one day at a time. 4828 BETWEEN RELATIONSHIPS? NEED WORshipping? ISO over-sexed, sensual, attractive, NS 30-50 YO who loves high heels, lingerie, toys, exploration, satisfaction!

WM, 45 YO, tall, buff, Ken-type, clean, monogamous, imaginative, very erotic, loves pleasing a woman! Out of body experience, LTR possible! 4827 20 YO SM SEEKS 19-22 YO SF FOR friendship and possibly more. Kind, honest and willing to try new things and loves a good times. No license needs a ride, but I’ll pay for gas. 4822 RETIRED GENTLEMAN FROM CENTRAL VT: Seeks adventurous lady to share journey to Albuquerque, New Mexico in a Class A motor coach. Leaving mid-November or sooner. Must be between 40-55 YO, have driver’s license. Willing to teach how to drive. No trip related expenses. Good character refs. Friends first, etc. 4821 OUTDOOR M, SIMPLE AND SWEET. GOOD looking and health conscious seeks same in woman. Looking for friendship first but a mature LTR is welcomed. 35 years young, not an average Joe. H and responsible. 4819 SWM, 22 YO, 5’10”, 150 LBS. BLONDE hair, blue eyes. ISO SWF for occasional fun between the sheets. Enjoy snowboarding, working and partying. 4814 SEEKING REPUBLICAN GIRLFRIEND. DWPM, mid-50s, very healthy, fit, socially sensitive but politically incorrect ISO self-confident, upbeat, conservative girlfriend who, naturally, loves laughter. Be available, be yourself. Friends first, OK? Positive outlook on life is everything.

Come on, call! 4808 SWPM, 50, PHYSICALLY FIT, 5’10”, 165 lbs. Great cook, likes entertaining, good wine, hiking, skiing, gardening, travel, dinners out. Emotionally/financially secure, seeks SWF, 40-55, for talks, walks, dinner in or out, travel, possibly more. 4804 SEEKING OUTDOOR PARTNER: TALL, healthy, fit 51 YO WPM, hoping to find a fit woman, 40-55, who enjoys the outdoors. I’m an avid canoeist, kayaker, hiker, snowboarder, Nordic skier and biker. Still a hippie at heart, I spend my weekends hiking, bike touring or canoeing. 4749 AUTUMNAL MUMMERINGS FILL THE AIR w/frost and pumpkins for this mid-life gardener/writer/teacher who seeks artis-

tic/spiritual traveler. Are there any of you (mid-40s/early 50s) out there in the cosmos or grounded on earth. Why not? No Bush clones, please. 4748 I’M DEFINITELY IN SHAPE, GOOD-LOOKing, goodhearted. I want an honest, nice looking, goodhearted girl, for a girlfriend now! Great communication, love, hugs, massages, caring and help w/life await you. Call and be happy! 4734 CONTENT IN THE MOUNTAINS: DWM, 53 YO, looking for a good-hearted woman who enjoys the easy, laid-back lifestyle.

Also would like the peacefulness of country living. 4733 COME AND GAZE UPON A SHADOW AT your door. Gordon Lightfoot. NS, 5’9”, 160 lb., mid-aged runner, hiker says “set it free, let it happen, like it happened once before.”

Seek kind, caring, intelligent, open-minded soul for honesty and trust. 4732 NOBEL PRIZE WINNER, BILLIONAIRE, 42, seeks Rhodes Scholar supermodel for conjugal visits to discuss subatomic theory, uhh, seriously, if you’re smart, creative, funny, kind, professional and a bit quirky, we could fall in love, have babies, grow old together and die happy. 4729 LET’S GO SNOWBOARDING. SM, MUSICIAN, artist, animal lover seeks winter riding partner. Bike, scuba, rock climbing a +. 717 HI, I AM A COOL GUY LOOKING FOR A woman in her 50s or 60s. Like to start friendship than maybe long time relationship. I am 56, looking for someone who likes outdoor things. 4715 HANDSOME DWPM, 43 YO, MONOGAMOUS. Not into singles scene. Into kayaking, fishing, cooking and your interests. ISO LTR w/active, outdoorsy F for sharing/caring, wining/dining and mutual life enhancements. Time flies, let’s fly tandem. 4713 SWM, 56, 5’9”, 155 LBS. OWN HOME, Rutland, physically attractive, simple Christian lifestyle. Day-trips, Greyhound travel, snack bars, local events, concerts, plays, movies, rock, blues, country music, dancing, biking, hiking, gentle walks, other physical activity. ISO SWF, 43-58, romantic relationship, dating or possible LTR, cuddling, affection, similar interests. 4659 ATHLETIC SWM, 5’8”, MID-TO-LATE 20’S. ISO that tingle. Autonomous, cunning, unique and likes running. If you’re all these but mine, then let’s mingle. 4650 ARE YOU AFRAID OF A QUIET, SENSITIVE, caring, fun-loving outdoors nut? If yes, then go to the next ad. If not, I’m a PSM, 31 YO, looking for a F, twenty something thirty something. Friends first, then who knows! 4644 28 YO SWM ISO F’S 40+. I AM FIT, EDUcated, attractive and creative. I love the company of older women and would love to meet you! 4642 I WILL WRITE A SONG FOR YOU. I WILL write a song about you. I will sing your song to you in the middle of December in the middle of the Caribbean. We’ll begin with a sail to whatever islands the warm winds take us to. Then, we’ll make our way to a villa where friends celebrate a momentous mid-life birthday on St. John in the

Virgin Islands, although you need not be a virgin to apply. It would help if you were adventurous, craved the warmth of the sun and felt at home in your skin. What a lovely way to begin your winter holiday season: tanned, pampered and content. 4639 WM, 45, ISO PLAYMATE. WOULD LIKE TO meet a couple of times a month. Nothing but pure pleasure for both of us. Must be clean and NS, like myself. 4626 SJM, 5’2”, 135 LBS., ORDINARY “JOE” who loves movies and the arts. Skis, snowshoes and runs too much. I like making out and slow dancing ‘till breakfast.

ISO an athletic, 25-35 YO F to share the adventure of a positive relationship. 4625 SWM, THE FULL MOON ALWAYS MAKES me howl. Got your attention? Looking for a girl who likes long rides in the moonlight. Only requirement is to like to have fun and be between 21-50. Not looking for Barbie. 4624 30 YO, SWM, 5’9”, 150 LBS. BROWN eyes/hair, seeking F who likes to pamper and spoil her lover-boy. Me: willing to fulfill and satisfy your sexual desires and more. Friendship a +. 4621 40 YO SWPM, FINANCIALLY SECURE, down-to-earth, sarcastic humor, enjoys the outdoors, dining, cultural events, watching the grass grow. Looking for SWF, 28-42, small to average build to cuddle w/in the snowy months. Don’t be caught in a storm without your huggy bear. 4569 A MATURE WOMAN W/CLASS IS SOUGHT by this youthful 39 YO PM. You are between 40-59, sexy, adventurous, fit, and possibly discreet. I am attractive, athletic, blonde/blue. In Rutland area but will travel to meet an intriguing lady. 4566 SUPERMAN ON THE INSIDE, LEX LUTHOR on the outside. SWPM, 28, leans right but enjoys company of either stripe. ISO 25-29, active, adventurous woman for autumn fun, possibly LTR. Good Halloween costume ideas a +. 4564 SINGLE, HANDSOME M, 26, SEEKING temporary marriage w/SF for business purpose. Housing and compensation will be discussed. Serious respondents, please. 4560 SWM, MIDDLE-AGED, D/D FREE, ND. Looking for F, 30-65, clean and safe a must for LTR. Not into sports or bar scene. Unhappy w/your current relationship or want something new, then let’s talk. We can be discreet or out. 4559 CAN YOU BE MY FANTASY? SHOW ME what it’s all about! First F interracial experience. WM 23, good looking, seeking ebony beauty! Just for fun, discretion a must 4558 TIRED OF SPENDING TIME HOME ALONE? Me too. Average SWM, 32, into yoga, reading, movies, theater and more. NS, D/D free, seeks companionship w/average SF, 20-36, race not important, having an open mind is. Let’s talk over coffee. 4555 ROMANTIC HEART SEEKS LTR FOR LOVE and romance. I will be your knight in shining armor and gently caress your loving face.

I want to take you on a Caribbean cruise this February and explore our love for each other, deeply. 4554

WOULD LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO would not mind exploring this life together. Honest, open, caring, lot of TLC to give. Seeks SF, 25-50, who loves to be pampered and treated like a queen. 4542

who has made use of her time to become a great pianist or guitarist. We could make beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent, Jazz/classical/folk music together. Are you out there? 4384

HIP-HOP GUY, INTELLIGENT BUT CARless, has 2 tickets to KRS-One at Nectar’s, 10/10. Searching for hip-hop gal that wants to go, no strings/expectations.

Meet me in Montpelier area. I’ll treat to dinner/show, you treat to ride/gas, we’ll call it even. 4486

HANDSOME, WARM, FUN, DWPM, 48. A one-woman M. ISO attractive F, 35-50, who enjoys good conversations and being active during fall and winter weekends. I’m from the Barre-Montpelier area, you? 4368

TALL AND VERY FIT, LIKE CULTURAL stuff, more Higher Ground and FlynnSpace than Flynn, more black-and-white than color, literate, youthfully middle-aged, left-leaning moderate, good cook; OKlooking, nonsexist who likes smart, strong women. 4481 22 YO, SWCM, SAMURAI, ATHLETIC, helpless romantic, honest, family-friendly, outdoorsy. ISO SF/CU, 20-50. Considerate, passionate, sensual, knowledgeable and focused. LTR or friendships, ND. BarreMontpelier area, unless you can travel.

Race and looks do not matter. 4466 WHERE AM I GOING AND WHO’S GOING with me? 62 years young, SWM, very fit, 6’, 195 lbs. I practice yoga and am a newly certified yoga instructor. I hike, bike, kayak, camp and lift weights. 4464 SWM, 40S, HANDSOME, TALL, ROMANTIC and well-hung, seeks a thin or mediumbuild F w/a big fat bottom. Age unimportant. Prefer older, but younger would be nice, too. Live out your fantasy.

Discretion assured, if needed. 4459 IT’S STARTING TO GET COLD, LOOKING for a LTR w/a sexy, in-shape F. Love brunettes and redheads. 42 YO, have own house, good job. Kids OK. Old movies, cooking, cuddling. Life is short. 4445 DWM, 54, 205 LBS., ISO F, 45-58, WHO enjoys the outdoors. Give me a call and we can talk. 4441 WHEREVER YOU ARE: SEEKING FUN, adventure mate for travel and good times. 40ish-looking, 5’9”, 150 lbs., good shape, open-minded, appealing and fun to be with. 4393 BRUISED AND BATTERED BUT UNBOWED relationship warrior. SWM, 40, NS/ND, rare. Emotionally/financially secure but incomplete. I run, swim, climb, garden, ride, ski, etc. Seeking friendship with a kind, happy muse. LTR as a result: huge bonus. 4392 COUNTRY GUY SEEKS COUNTRY GAL: Financially independent, health conscious, enjoy workouts, organic foods, theater, movies, nature, quiet country life, family, music and the finer things.

Searching for a younger, health conscious gal who is easy-going, warm, sensual and classy. 30-40ish. 4387 FUN AND AFFECTIONATE: DWM, YOUNG 41, seeks to meet a slender to medium woman, 30-50, who would like to share fun times, must enjoy good food, dancing, classic rock, jacuzzi and much more.

Smokers are just fine. Call me. 4386 SWM, 33, SEEKS SMART, FRIENDLY open-minded woman on Disability or SSI

Hi! My name is Patches and I'm looking to patch up any empty holes in your heart. I am a cute 7-year old blackand-white female kitty who is just full of love - the perfect mending kit! I am very affectionate and sweet. I love climbing into laps and will purr and purr to let you know I am content. I am quite the social butterfly, too, and would love to be showered with all of the attention you have to give. I would love to find a home with kids of any age, and wouldn't mind a feline friend to keep me company. As it gets colder outside, warm the inside of your home and heart with a fabulous feline friend from HSCC! Tuesday through Friday, 1- 6 pm and Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

SWM, 6’2”, 47 YEARS YOUNG, BROWN eyes, short brown hair, energetic, spiritual, enjoys life and loves the outdoors.

Responsible, down-to-earth. Looking for caring individual who likes to spend special moments together. 4356 EASY-GOING, FUN-TO-BE-AROUND SWM, 5’7”, 38. Loves giving and receiving affection, movies, the outdoors, humor.

Seeking a F, 30-38, who is smart, sexy, sassy. Loves holding hands, snuggling a +. Like long talks. Smoker. 4347

women > women THREE FUN-LOVING, INSPIRED, QUICKwitted and maybe a little unstable over thinkers who just want to be noticed.

Seeking anyone who is not dumb, antiBush, dope smokers who aren’t afraid to play a fool or get arrested. 4838 MAPF, 30-SOMETHING ISO FUN PLAYmate to secretly supplement a happy marriage. I’m short, round in the right places, fit, attractive and the least likely person I know to run an ad like this. 4655 FUN, ENERGETIC AND OUTGOING W/ great personality and sense of humor. ISO F, 25-40, who is honest and trustworthy.

One who enjoys movies, dinner and dancing. Family and friend oriented. Friendship first and possibly more, no head games.

4653 GWF ISO FUN, EASY-GOING GF, 20-35, for friendship or more. Me: Pisces, spiritual, animal lover, cuddler and much more.

Nice eyes, pretty smile, a little extra padding but attractive and well groomed.

Femme/soft butch, looking for same. 4637 WF, 28, EXPERIENCED, INTELLIGENT, educated, ISO similar. Me: dreads, piercing, tattoos, shaved, tan, clean, thick but hellasexy and very well kept. You: clean, not shy, soft butch/femme, decent teeth. Let’s drink or 420 and laugh! No men. 4552 45 YO GWF, WRITER, MUSICIAN, GENTLE, sensitive, good sense of humor. Loves nature, slow dancing, cuddling. ISO someone w/similar interests. 4540 38 YO SWF ISO SWF DOG LOVER TO play with, slowly at first. Butch, femme, whatever, just a good egg! Likes: needlepoint, vacuuming, grating cheese, lying about likes. Dislikes: crappy or nonexistent sense of humor, bad breath.

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>> PLACE ONE FOR FREE

SGWF, ISO F 30-40. ME: 38, SENSITIVE, emotionally available, good humor, physically active, outgoing, career-minded, spiritual, love the outdoors, winter sports, yoga. Looking for Mrs. Right or just make some new friends, could that be you?

4390 43 YO, 5’3”, 120 LBS., FIT, SELFemployed. Likes outdoor activities, music, dancing and stimulating conversation.

Seeking someone w/similar interests for friendship and eventually more. 4349

men > men BIWM, 34, 5’10”, 170, BLONDE/BLUE, searching for a clean-shaven, hot, young guy, 20-34, in-shape for hot discreet encounters. I love to suck, maybe swallow, rim, bottom. Would even consider a threesome. 4844 GWM, 5’7”, 165 LBS., SEEKS ATTRACTIVE, masculine guys needing hot, oral service.

S, BI, curious and MA guys are a big +.

Love college guys and men in uniform.

Absolute discretion is assured. 4747 43 YO SBIM, 5’10”, 175 LBS. DISCREET, handsome, easy-going prof. in good shape looking for similar. Regular, masculine guy -next-door type. Healthy, sane, NS. Varied interests. Not out or into gay scene. Live and work in Burlingtonarea. 4726 GWM, 53, 5’5”, DISABLED, TOP ONLY. ISO sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, LTR, poetry in life, fantasy in bed, sci-fi in dreams. No games, just reality here in P’burgh, NY. What have you got to lose? 4721 GM 36 YO ATTRACTIVE, FIT, BURLINGTONarea. Looking for 25-45 YO guys who get into safe fun. Must be masculine, fit and sane. No strings, discretion assured. 4646 HIGHLY EXPERIENCED, HUNG AND VERsatile SM, over 60, in shape, incredibly horny. Looking for hot male sex in Burlington/surrounding area. Let me find what gets you off. You have own transportation and are hung, D/D free and don’t play dumb games. 4628 POOL COWBOY, 32 YO, 5’9”, 130 LBS. Interests include skiing, billiards, NASCAR and country music. ISO GWM w/some similar interests. 4551 ATTRACTIVE 42 YO SGWM, 5’9”, SLIM. ISO guys, any race, D/D free, discreet, who like a hot time. Black guys, 18-50, any size, a +. 4539 ARE THERE REALLY A LOT OF FISH IN THE sea? Is there also somebody special out there for me, too? 45 YO, healthy PM seeks casual good times w/a fantastic guy from that big school of fish called life and among the living as is. Interests: swimming, movies, just about any old catch

food wise, love to dine, etc., so forth and so on. Come on there Tuna (boys) ride me a wave of fun times and good company to see “this catch through”! 4492

NEED NO REPLY, JUST STOP BY WHERE the S. Burlington mall buildings are blue.

I will meet you. Think music store. M, 60, ISO SF NS for friendship. Let’s visit. 4658

ARE YOU FEELING LONELY, MISUNDERstood, like no one cares, no one to depend on? This 51 YO GWM would love to be the best friend you never had. Sex is optional, but avail. Please be honest and 18-40 YO. 4447

SWPF, 30, ISO FRIENDS. NEW TO THE area, looking to meet some girls to become close friends with. I enjoy shopping, movies, hanging out, sports, mountain biking, yoga, running. 4568

GM, 44, 160 LBS., 5’7”, BIOHAZARD guy, versatile, negotiable, wants spunk.

ISO guys who are OK w/biohazard partner, who like to give or take spunk. Turn offs: drunks, scat, blood, permanent damage, pain. 4385 WM, 44, LOOKING FOR A GUY, 25-45, to make friends and possibly LTR. I am 6’ tall and 210 lbs., average looks, brown/ brown. Sincere and need someone in my life. Please call. 4358 20 YO, GWM, STUDENT, ISO OTHER GWM or BIM for friendship or more. Guys in the St. Albans, Burlington and Johnson areas a +. Me: 5’9”, 200 lbs., brown hair, blue eyes. Any CCV St. Albans guys? 4352

bi seeking ?

18 YO F, CLEAN AND PRETTY ISO 18-22 YO F, experienced and looking for a good time for first timer! I’m pretty, 5’10”, 135. You: clean, fit and attractive. Must have chemistry! 4826 HEY GUYS, HUNTING SEASON IS HERE! Looking for a rugged buddy. I’m 5’9”, 175 lbs., BI, MA, in a rut. Don’t let this buck get away. Show me how you shoot yours and I’ll show you how to shoot mine. 4806 VERY HOT-LOOKING, (SO I’VE BEEN TOLD), SWM, 5’7”, 145, muscular, hazel eyes, long, dirty-blonde hair. D/D free w/papers to verify. I’m seeking fulfillment of a life long fantasy w/a clean, friendly, BI CU. Let’s meet, you won’t be disappointed. 4753 BIM, DISCREET, ISO M, 40 YO OR UNDER, not overweight. I’m 135 lbs. Will service you orally and swallow. Well-hung a +.

Will do it on my knees naked, anywhere you want. Humiliation is OK. 4751 BIM, 35 YO, 175 LBS., ISO TALL, AGGRESsive M, 25-45, who knows how to treat a special “girl”. Honesty, discretion, cleanliness, transportation and D/D free will be rewarded. No strings, but maybe more w/time. 4538 BIWM, BOTTOM, BUSY BURLINGTON PROfessional, seeks top for regular, discreet, safe sex at your place. Me: 43, in-shape, clean-cut, tight/cute butt. You: 25-45, in-shape, clean, healthy, disease-free, no gut, hung and like to bury and pump it. 4467

just friends QUEEN-SIZE LADY IN PUBLIC SEEKS M 60+ for fun. If that’s you, let’s get together. 4752

LOOKING FOR A FRIEND W/A CAR FOR occasional jaunts to Planet Rock from Burling-ton, especially this October 7.

4550 LONELY F PAGAN SEEKING FRIENDSHIPS w/occult-minded individuals. People to share, grow and learn with. BarreMontpelier area. 4529

NOURISH ME, FEED ME, FOR HUNGER I need thee. Incarcerated you await, to satisfaction create. I crave your attention.

To create my distention, feeding my soul through a bottomless hole. Sometimes you glance, I question your pants. 4829 YOUR NAME TAG SAID “BRIAN”: YOU work behind the bar at the Flatbread joint. Saw you twice in one-week and I think you are kind of cute. I was the blonde you served wine to. Want to meet sometime? 4825 I SPY AN ARAGORN LOOK-ALIKE EVERY chance I get. Why did you stop commenting on my hair? Your fake interest in every individual’s life isn’t fooling me, it’s breaking my heart. Or is it those icy blue eyes of yours? 4824

WMAM ISO REPUBLICANS UNHAPPY at prospect of continuing massive budget deficits, a single Supreme Court appointment resulting in overturn of Roe v.

Wade, an approach towards Iran and North Korea similar to our approach towards Iraq. Options are available. 4461

TOBY FROM NORTHEAST KINGDOM, graduate of North Country Union, spied you on the Independence Air flight from DC to Burlington. You offered to teach me how to snowboard at Jay Peak, but we didn’t exchange numbers. 4820

TRAVELER, MUSIC AND ENTERTAINMENT activities. Short-term association. Will call all 40-60 YO F’s who have no hangups w/mutual, sexual satisfaction. 4286

TO THE SENSUAL REDHEAD RUNNING ON the bike path last week. We smiled at each other and we both turned to look back. I ran back, five minutes later and you were gone. Dinner? 4818

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MABIF, 36 YO, BLONDE, GREEN EYES, A little extra padding, but very sexy.

Looking for BIF for discreet relationship, preferably someone who can teach me how. Must be clean and D/D free. 4477

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i spy 10/18 AT THE CLOTHING STORE ON Langdon St. You seemed very nice. I liked your boots. Was too shy to talk. I was looking for a baseball hat. I bet you like Jazz records. Coffee sometime? 4843 TO LEIGH, PERSON WHO LEFT A “NO More Bush” sticker on my car to replace my faded homemade one. Thank you! Do you carry those around in your pocket? 4839 PAUL: CAN YOU MEET MY NEEDS? LET’S consult the magic eight-ball. Wanna let our moon children hang at a more sober moment? We’ll just have to see if our claws find something to clasp on to. 4833 I SPY STETHOSCOPE BEAUTY W/AQUATIC buttocks. My jaw dropped and I can’t find it on the floor. I’ll bite your clavicle if you bite mine. 4832

I SPY THE PEAS TO MY CARROTS. THE director to my director. I hear the bestest little buddy is turning a quarter!

Happiest of Birthday wishes on your big all saints day. 4803 FINALLY, YOU ARE SINGLE! NOW IF I CAN get you to just go out w/me. I have been wanting you for years, just wishing you were happy w/him, knowing he is scum. I came to your bar every Tuesday.

4802 SETH FROM THE OC: MY LOINS HAVEN’T stopped quaking from our night in the pyramids at Pizza Putt. How about a tasty dinner of minute-steaks? Don’t be ashamed of your Plymouth Acclaim, I heard you are well worth a ride. 4801 LIBRA PARTY, 10/23: YOUR LURING EYES finding mine. Your embracing grasp holding my curious, yet vulnerable body.

Salsa Wednesday? 4754 EUCALYPTUS MASSAGER AND EXCELLENT listener: I apologize. I was confused. I hope are well. You are hard to get over, but it doesn’t have to be. 4750 A HANDSOME OGRE: SO HAPPY OUR PATHS crossed. The mountain, sunflowers, Buddha’s under the pillow. Loving you tenderly. 4743

HOTTIE COMPUTER GEEK AT FANNYMilitary, witty. How big is your hard drive? Let’s network, you be master, I’ll be slave. Let’s meet and ‘Plan Our Escape’.

Who says drinking isn’t sexy? 4817

10/8, I SPY A THOUGHTFUL FRIEND. Sometimes I try to read your mind but it’s kind of dark in there. Let me light a match. I’ll spell my name for you and tell you what it really means. 4741

LOWER NORTH ST., 10/16. WE PASSED one another in our aged Saabs and exchanged gestures representing our similarity. Do we have more in common than a soft spot for Saabs? Any interest in finding out over hot cocoa? 4813

DANVTUSA FROM MONTPELIER: YOU play for Icestorm. I’m looking for you. I see you get a kick from the Seven Days personals. You sound like my perfect match in every way. I’d love to meet up with you. 4740

PO: AFTER 5 YEARS WE’VE PARTED WAYS. Anger should never be the way to say good-bye. How ‘bout Fairbanks 101 for a more positive ending? Mo. 4812

POISON IVY GIRL: YOU’RE STILL UNDER my skin. This boy w/beautiful shoulders would be thankful to see you before Thanksgiving. I miss you, already. MD is colder now, but I think it’s because you’re gone. 4738

PRICE CHOPPER, 10/17. YOU: BLACK Honda, blonde-haired boy, shy smile, blue pullover. Me: Volkswagen, brunette girl w/off-white baseball cap and ponytail. I should have said “hi” but blew it. Do you shop every Sunday? 4811 POTENTIAL CU WORKING AT KEN’S. M: tall, dark hair, beard, makes salads. F: tall, brown hair, big gold earrings. Seen you tentatively flirting on numerous occasions. Get over it and date so I don’t have to watch this coy game. 4810 10/17, INTERVALE: YOU WERE RUNNING w/your svelte Mastiff. We were walking my golden mutt. I liked your elocution.

You had Minnesota plates, so I’m hoping you weren’t just passing through. Want to take the dogs for a run? 4809 I SPY A CUTE BURTON BOY WHO SEES the world through squinty eyes, behind thick framed glasses, riding the most rad orange bike I’ve ever seen. Live life for now. Let’s hang out again. Guess who?

4807

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10/13, FAHC/ASC: BEAUTY WHO DREW two vials of my blood and stole my heart.

You talked of Orion, I had stars in my eyes and was a bit tongue-tied. Would you give me another chance? 4736 I SPY A GIFTED WOMAN WHO CAN TOUCH her neck w/her own tongue! She carefully consumes her cake, layer by layer, by the shade of a lovely banana tree! I hunger for another sugar-coated visit! 4731 I MET AN INTRIGUING WOMAN AT Rivendale books in Montpelier on a Sunday . We were discussing ethnic meals. Any chance we could further that conversation? Wish I would’ve asked you out then. 4730 WERE YOU AT PEARL’S, 10/9? ME: SKINny, beard, Dickies jacket, large ear rings.

You: tall, stocky, clean-shaven, brown/ blond hair, nice blue jacket. We made eye contact in the back bar. Anything? 4727

SEVEN DAYS

10/11, YOU: BLONDE CURLY HAIR, sequined shirt, tight jeans, checking out the dirty chips at Four Corners. Me: handsome guy in a green Nike hoodie, suggested the Jalapeno Heat! I’ve seen you at Four Corners before w/other Burtonites. 4720 NANETTE, I’M THE PEANUT YOU TURN TO sweet upper-lip butter. I promise you Puffins and rotten biscuit trails forever.

This angel of death crowns you king and when the rainbow arches, hello gentle tongue beast! 4714 10/3: TO THE UBER-ARSE(S) WHO STOLE my Peter Clavelle sign. Sorry if “there goes the neighborhood”, but I was born here. too. Don’t make me bust out my prayer flags. 4712 HANNAFORD, ST. ALBANS, 10/8: DRIVING a black Jeep. Met you in the store, followed you out to the parking lot and lost my courage, wanted to give you my number. Sorry I let you get away! 4711 SWEET, HANDSOME M ON KINGSLAND Terrace who tried to help me find a parking space, 10/5. You were walking your black dog. I was driving Outback and late for yoga. Did I dream you? May I use your driveway next time? 4657 FALL ‘03, YOGA VERMONT: YOU TOUCHED my hand, I touched you where? You are the greatest thing to ever happen in my life. 4656 I SPY AN ADVENTUROUS BURLINGTON AREA BEAUTY w/a petite waist and a round booty. If this kinda sounds like you, then your mid-20’s, stylish, educated, tall, dark, and handsome M awaits your brave call. For possible friendship, laughs and coffee. 4654 YOU WERE IN THE RED LAND ROVER and I was in the black Volvo SUV heading South on Shelburne Ave., near Price Chopper. We kept stopping at the same light/point and at least one time you looked over and smiled. 4652 GUY IN FL SPIES CUTE TEACHER FROM afar. Hope to hear from you soon. 4649 DANIELLE, WORKING AT BED, BATH AND BEYOND, 10/2: I came in to buy bedding and had to come back again for a different size. You gave me a look to say you thought I might be back.

Dinner? 4648 135 10/1. YOU: TALL, HANDSOME, dark-haired guy, white long sleeve w/blue T-shirt, Molson, w/two other guys.

Me: tall guy in gray tee, couldn’t stop staring. Wish I had said hello, hope to have a second chance. 4647

10/7, SHAWS: THE CUTIE IN GRAY shorts shopping w/friend. Me: red bandana, you borrowed my Shaws tag. Wanna hit the Long Trail sometime? 4629 ERIC AT COURTESY TOYOTA IN THE SERvice dept. We talked about your race car and flirted when my boyfriend left. You asked me to go down and watch you race.

Can I go down somewhere else? 4627 CHRISSIE: YOU MAKE THE BAD SO BAD and the good so good. Too bad it wasn’t the right time for us. Regardless, if there was a spider in your bath tub, in the middle of the night, you could call me. 4620 BOX #3650: FFF, 44 YO. I RESPONDED TO your ad and I left you my number. You called and left me your number on my machine. I lost it, oops! Early 40s, M. 4619 AMANDA: WORKING AT MCDONALD’S, downtown Burlington. You’re beautiful beyond compare. Your smile, my sunshine.

Your eyes cry out to my soul and my soul wishes for nothing more than your heart.

Grant mine soul’s desire and mine heart ‘tis yours. 4574 I SPIED A BEAUTIFUL GUITAR-PLAYING sweetheart trying to decide how to spend credit at the music store on 9/24. Let’s drink wine, play music and have fun together! I have a lot to offer. 4573 PENNY FOR A THOUGHT. I DRINK DOWN my envy while fish swim across the room.

Where mockery is kindness and being old gives you a pulled groin. That should be enough clues for you. 4571 TO THE CUTE UVM SWIMMING COACH: I saw you at the road race on Sunday. Me: running, you struggling on your bike up the hills. Teach me how to swim, I’ll teach you how to ride a bike. 4570 SHELBURNE ORCHARDS: YOU: IN ORANGE, passing out forks and cider w/a cool mug.

Alaska, picking apples. Would like to hear more of your stories. Wanted to catch your name but had to hike up Mt. Abe for the sunset. 4567 I SPY THE CUTEST DAMN TRUCKER ever w/blonde pigtails. I showed you my tits, you wouldn’t even let me look at your face. ‘Twas a sweet goodnight, care to get another sometime? 4565 TO THE TELE-GODDESS FROM MRG W/THE new $20 bike and grease on her hands, downtown Montpelier, 9/29. Work got in the way, would love to continue our meditations on snow and trees, wheels and skis! 4563 SACCO AND VANZETTI, NOW CHAMPION OF the cockroach! Just wanted to say “brava.” See you at the next demo. 4562 YOU: VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR AT AIDS Walk. Me: volunteer crossing guard in the Nantucket Reds. Your strength of character is truly amazing. 4561

9/29 NECTARS: BIG WU SHOW. YOU WERE there w/your sister. I was meeting friends who never showed. We talked briefly about Klezmer music and Minnesota. Interested in continuing the conversation? 4645

SCORPIO GIRL: IT WAS HARD TO GET SO close and yet be so far away. I want you by my side forever, but for now one day at a time. When you’re ready, I’m your Smallville super hero. 4557

I SPY A BEAUTIFUL REDHEAD DRIVING a black VW wagon, tool’n down Pine St. Yup. 4641

9/28, BED, BATH AND BEYOND. YOU were buying sheets. I was in a sweatshirt and beard, passed you twice. You used to work at Pacific Rim and concerts, too.

I’ve always admired you, coffee sometime? 4556

CHAD: WE MET IN RUTLAND A COUPLE of years ago and talked about books. I’d like to resume our conversation. 4638 TO MY WEST COAST SIERRA NEVADA GIRL. You will see me again, I promise.

I love and miss you. 4636 I SPY A BOOTYFUL BLONDE GRRL. YOU are my Maine attraction and you make my smile brighter than green toxic waste.You are my jewel to sparkle. Let me be your burger under a happy little tree. 4634 THE KING ONCE OBSESSED YOU. NOW there’s a new King you can’t say nay to.

You keep nay-saying my advances, however. I invited you to my party. Will you come along for the ride? I promise it’ll be delicious. 4632 LOVER: I KEEP HOPING THAT YOU’LL say the right words and we will burst into flames again. I’ve never felt fire so hot as it is w/you. 4631

I SPY A CUTE GIRL VOLUNTEERING AT Burlington Food Shelf on 9/20. Wearing a do-rag on her head, white shirt. I had a NESN sports shirt on. I like a girl who gives to the community. Let’s talk. 4544

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I SPY A BURLINGTON NEIGHBOR WHO fancies herself an animal rights activist while her cats systematically eliminate all the birds and chipmunks from our neighborhood. Your hypocrisy makes me sick. 4722

LABOR DAY EVENING: FRANNY O’S. YOU: interesting girl who works at Koto. Me: tall, scruffy guy named John who enjoys your company. Please call and perhaps we’ll meet for another game of pool. 4531

couples seeking...

HAPPY, OPEN-MINDED ATTRACTIVE CU. Him: 6’2, 40ish and well-endowed. Her: 5’2, 30ish and petite. ISO friendly, attractive, 25-45 YO F for discreet adventures.

Need some excitement in life, but still want to be safe? Give us a call! 4815 SHE IS 50S, SEXY, ADVENTUROUS. HE IS late 30s, attractive, athletic and adores mature women. We are looking to meet mature CU’s or F’s for discreet adult fun.

Very excited! 4739 WANTED: LADIES, WOMEN AND COLLEGE girls ISO complete satisfaction. Picture this; hotel suite w/hot tub, prof., erotic massage, wine, 420 OK. Come spend a few hours in total relaxation, pleasure, contentment and satisfaction w/orally gifted WM. No strings. 4640 HOT, ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETICALLY BUILT, MAWCU, 30’s. Her: 5’3”, 115 lbs., beautiful, petite. Him: 6’1”, 190 lbs., muscular, masculine. ISO well-hung Ms, 8” or more, for discreet, erotic encounters. 4534 HAPPILY MACU, 50’S, ND/NS, ISO CU in reasonably good shape to share erotic time together. Watch, be watched, foreplay, maybe more. She likes kindness, non-macho. He likes femininity, attractive, medium-large breasts. Cleanliness/ discretion a must. 4533 WANT TO EXPAND OUR HORIZONS! VERY attractive MAWCU looking for a NS SM or CU for our first three-way experience. 4495

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october 27-november 03, 2004 | 7Dpersonals 21B

SM 28, BIF 22, LOOKING FOR BIF TO join us. Can be just girl on girl w/guy watching or more. We are new to this, so don’t be shy, give us a try. Plattsburgh. 4476

GWM, 45, LOOKING FOR BOYS, 20-45, for friendship and more. Possibly LTR. Love to suck, rim and swallow. All calls are answered. 4535

CU SEEKING OTHER CU FOR FRIENDSHIP and possibly more. 4446

GWM, 39, BURLINGTON AREA, 6’, Blonde/hazel, attractive, straight-acting, not into bar scene. Enjoys writing, performing, the outdoors, working on cars and laughter. Seeks like-minded guys, 2045, for possibilities. 4532

BIRACIAL CU, BBIWF AND BM SEEKING BIF and/or CU, D/D free, for socializing and maybe more. Inquire within. 4376 CU LOOKING TO SHARE SOME EROTIC fun w/BIF, CU w/BIF or CU 35 + in reasonable shape. Watch, foreplay, swap and other sensual ideas. D/D free. 4357

women seeking...

DWPF, MID-40S, PRETTY, FUN, SMART, self-employed, works out daily. ISO unmarried PM, attractive and energetic for unbridled pleasure. 4831 MABIF, 37 YO, CLEAN AND SEXY- LOOKing for fun-loving BIF to have a fun relationship and explore new, exciting experiences. 4455

men seeking...

HANDSOME BURLINGTON PWM ISO bored housewife or PF looking for some private spice on the side. Not getting what you need at home? Between boyfriends?

Let me help. No strings, but I promise you’ll be satisfied. Just between us. 4816 SEXUAL FANTASIES! HAVE A SEXUAL FANtasy that you need someone to help you make come true? Call me! M/F OK. 4745 SWM, 18 YO, CUTE FACE, NICE BODY. ISO 30-40 YO women for sexual guidance. I’ll be your boy toy, all I want is an experienced partner. Must be fit, smoking is not a problem. 4728 CUTE SWM, 34, SEEKING FANTASY PLAYtime w/attractive, mature woman. Not seeking LTR, just shenanigans. A and B especially encouraged! 4725 50 YO, 5’ 8”, SLENDER COWBOY ISO pretty, dark-haired dance partner, movie going, pool shooting, card playing lady over 35 who needs some discipline from time to time. 4718 LADIES, I WANT TO BE YOUR TOY, TO be used to accommodate your sexual needs, what ever they are. I am 50 YO, 6’ and 175 lbs. and I am D/D free. I live in Milton. 4651 WPM, ARTIST, ISO INTERESTING WOMEN to meet through my artistic ability. Pose for a drawing while we talk and get acquainted. NS/ND. Friendly, clean, professional. 4618 SWM, 20 YO, STUDENT, 200 LBS., 5’11”.

Investigating the BI scene. Looking for a very discreet slave for nighttime gettogethers. Must be open-minded to brave new things. Prefer 20-30 YO’s in Burlington area. D/D free only! 4572 ATTRACTIVE, HARD-BODIED, SEXY, DWM seeking similar, adventurous, sexy F for short or long-term sexual encounters. I am clean, fun and adventurous. 4537

UNAPPRECIATED MAWM, 39, 5’8”, 175 lbs., attractive. Tired of living without physical pleasures. ISO F for occasional encounters. Seek someone looking for intimate conversation, passionate kisses and mutual pleasures. Safe, clean, discreet a must. Let’s talk. 4530 33 YO SUGAR DADDY ISO NEEDY, THIN, PRETTY SF, less than 30 YO. Asian a +, but not required. Be looking for fun times w/a thickly hung SWPM. 4494 30 YO, 6’2”, 200 LBS., SWM SEEKING Fs, 20-40, for sexual encounters. You: Sexy, petite, clean. Me: 420-friendly, no strings attached, hazel eyes, good build and willing to travel. 4493 HOME ALONE? SO AM I AND IT CAN GET very lonely at times. Looking for slim gal in her 40’s w/the same problem. We can help each other mentally, physically and just plain companionship. No real commitments are necessary. 4485 GETTING NAKED! LIKE TO HANG OUT naked? Into voyeurism and exhibitionism?

Call me, in Burlington! College guys especially welcome! 4472 20 YO AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER LOOKing for 18-25 YO F to model. Will be compensated. 4465 SHARE YOUR FANTASIES AND I’LL SHARE mine. This is about mutual pleasure, fun and excitement. No games and so nice.

Discretion a must. Me: MA, clean, good looking, athletic, respectful, 45. You: tell me what turns you on. 4460 SWM, 30’S, LOOKING TO FULFILL FANtasy. Looking for W, 45+, for adult encounters, no strings, just fun. Please help me make my fantasy a reality. 4380 MAWM SEEKING PLAY MATE: LADIES, are you not getting quality and/or quantity at home? Me either. Mid 40’s and eager to please women who are eager to be pleased. Oral is my specialty, but I’m full service. 4371 KINKY FANTASY! CUTE, 28 YO WM IN Burlington, seeking F for fantasy, fun, leather, whips, kinky outfits, very open minded. Me: clean, fun, tattoos, piercings. I desire to please. 4365 BISM, 57, TIRED OF SEARCHING THE net: A bottom looking for guys who want to be serviced. Will please however you wish. Be in Burlington area. D/D free, very clean and discreet. 4359 ATTRACTIVE SWM, LOOKING FOR CU. 5’8”, 180 lbs., brown hair/eyes, athletic build, clean, NS. Looking for CU’s. Age, race unimportant. For mutual pleasure and fun. Call me! 4354

I SPY THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN, AT Hunger Mountain Co-op. You work as a cashier, I shop. You asked if I have a sister. Your radiance never fails to brighten my day. Thank you for being you. 4553 9/30, 1:15 P.M. CITY MARKET. YOU: blond ponytail, beard. Me: brown hair, up w/a scarf. I was standing next to the door as you walked out. You got into your 4Runner and drove off, leaving me wanting more. 4549 YOU: STUNNING F IN A BLACK/WHITE top. Me: horrible dancer w/a helpful cousin. Didn’t have a pen to give you my number, you got stuck w/the business card. Would still like to give you my number. 4548 SIX MONTHS AND COUNTING! I FOUND my thrill atop Bill Hill. Hope that internal compass of yours keeps you heading in my direction. I love you, Buster. 4547

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7D SPACEFINDER 4 real estate ATTN LANDLORDS: Good apartments wanted. Experienced real estate broker will advertise your apartments, show your apartments, run credit reports and check references. You make final decision and retain the right to rent the apartment yourself. If you rent to my customer, I charge half of one month’s rent.

Call David Siegel at 860-4641 at RED E RENTALS, 138 Church St. to find out more.

4 storage for rent

BURLINGTON: Indoor car/boat storage, 24-hour access. 94 Park St. $50/mo. Alan, 864-9128.

4 space wanted

SPECIALTY MASONRY/metal company seeks shop space in Burlington area. Looking for 600 -1000 sq. ft. 220V power and running water a must, truck access also very important.

Please call William, 802793-9910.

4 housing for rent BRISTOL: New efficiency, 25 mins. to South Burlington. $500/mo., incl. cable/heat/elec.

Call 453-5954.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom. $695/mo. Heat incl. Off-street parking. Central downtown, close to Church St. NS/no pets. 203457-0028.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt, Old North End, 2nd-floor, gas heat/hot water, parking, yard.

No dogs. $650/mo. + dep. + utils. Call 862-8086. Avail.

November/December.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5bath condo, quiet, near Oakledge/bike path. W/D, gas heat, parking, pool, tennis.

NS $975/mo. +. Avail. 11/1.

864-9980.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, firstfloor, clean, quiet. North Willard.

Heat/hot water/parking incl. $845/mo. 862-9455.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom. N. Union St. Small 2nd-floor apt., good condition, quiet owneroccupied duplex. Heat/parking incl. NS/no dogs. $850/mo.

Avail 11/1. 734-0005.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom lakeside duplex, 1 parking space, well insulated, new windows, lake access, bike path, park, Champlain School, Section 8 OK. $1200/mo. +. Avail. 12/1.

860-7489.

BURLINGTON: 91 North Winooski Ave. Two 1-bedroom apts. Great location, excellent condition, parking. Avail. 12/04.

Clean, bright. $725/mo. + $800/mo. + utils. 233-0917.

BURLINGTON: 93 Walnut St. Like new, 2-bedroom townhouse.

W/D hook ups, off-street parking. Close to downtown. $975/mo. Call Tim, 318-8271.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 11/1. 2bedroom, 1.5-bath townhouse. $875/mo. +. Downtown, 2-bedroom, heated. $925/mo. Walk to town. 2-bedroom + laundry room incl. W/D. 2-porches, garage, $1025/mo. +. Country Cabin w/plowed driveway. $825/mo. +.

Red E Rental, 860-4641.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 12/1. 3bedroom apt. behind Waterman Hall/UVM. $1350/mo. incl. all utils. Parking, W/D. Best location, modern, clean and bright. cjcc@vt18.com.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now.

Renovated, medium-sized 3-bedroom house. Hook-ups, enclosed porch and deck. Basement.

862-7467.

BURLINGTON: Beautiful 2-bedroom apt. $975/mo. + . Pets OK. Hdwd, eat-in kitchen, enclosed back yard, all updated, W/D, storage. Avail. 11/1. 355-1711.

BURLINGTON: Close to downtown/Leddy Park. 1-car parking space, 1-bedroom, gas heat. $490/mo. Avail. 11/1. 660-8145.

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BURLINGTON: Enormous, sunny, 3-bedroom, Hyde St. Walk to town, new floors/paint, eat-in kitchen, parking, W/D. $1355/ mo. +, neg. Now - June. Red E Rental, 860-4641.

BURLINGTON: Gardeners wanted. 2-bedroom, 2-story house, 1.5-bath. Fun and funky space, big kitchen, wood floors, open floor plan. Fenced yard, many garden spaces. By Yoga Vermont, walk to FAHC/UVM/Winooski.

NS/pets OK. W/D incl, off-street parking, garage, many storage spaces. $1100/mo. + utils. (all gas). Nice local landlords, very hands-off. Avail. immediately.

865-9494.

BURLINGTON: Gorgeous loft space. Entire floor w/2-beautiful rooms, skylights, shared kitchen and bath. New North End, near bike path/Leddy Park. Great back yard. $575/mo. utils. incl. Please call 658-6060 ext. 1010. Partial year rentals OK. BURLINGTON: Hill Gardens.

Avail. 1/1. 2-bedroom apt., 1bath, parking, close to UVM/ Fletcher Allen. $1050/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext.

229.

BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom house, downtown, 1.5-bath, walk to everything, W/D, D/W, gas heat, parking, lease, refs. $1275/mo. + utils. 865-0172.

BURLINGTON: Ledgewood. 2bedroom, 2-story townhouse.

1.5-bath, pool, tennis, near parks/bike path/lake. $875/mo.

893-2950.

BURLINGTON: New North End home. 3-bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, very clean and well-maintained, large fenced yard, attached garage, W/D, D/W, fireplace.

Walk to beach/bike path. Close to shopping. $1300/mo. +.

Avail. 11/20. 864-6770.

BURLINGTON: Newly renovated 2-bedroom apt. Avail. 11/1. $750/mo. 1 parking space + additional off-street parking. 15 min. walk from downtown. Call Eric, 238-5971.

BURLINGTON: Nice 2-bedroom, 2nd-floor, gas heat, parking, close to downtown, park. 94 Park St. Avail. 11/20. $900/mo.

Alan, 864-9128.

BURLINGTON: North Ave. 2bedroom townhouse, 1-bath, W/D hook-up, underground parking, storage, lake views. No pets. $1050/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229.

BURLINGTON: Small 1-bedroom.

Gas heat, clean and updated.

Close to bike path/beach. $665/mo. incl. elec. Pete, 324-6593.

BURLINGTON: South End. Thirdfloor, bright 2-bedroom, hdwd/ tile. Quiet neighborhood, parking, laundry. Electric/heat averages $38/mo. $840/mo.+.

578-8525.

BURLINGTON: Spacious 1-bedroom. Great location downtown, Vermont house. $1125/mo. Hdwd, mountain views, heat, A/C, laundry in building, parking avail.

Avail 12/1. (314)378-9376.

BURLINGTON: Spacious, modern 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. Townhouse condo in pet-friendly, country setting w/trails, laundry in unit, lots of storage, 2-car parking w/garage. $1200/mo. +. Avail. now or 12/1. Red E Rentals, 860-4641.

BURLINGTON: Waterfront.

Spacious 1-bedroom. Parking, laundry. $1100/mo. Avail. 11/1.

587-6924.

CHARLOTTE: 2-bedroom, 2-bath, near horse farm (ask about horse feedings/lessons). Propane heat.

Pets neg. $900/mo. + utils.

862-1148 ext. 102.

CHARLOTTE: 2-bedroom apt. off Rte. 7. $900/mo. incl. heat.

Parking, laundry, yard. 862-1148 ext. 102.

CHARLOTTE: 3-bedroom Colonial house, 2.5-bath, office, full basement, hook ups, 2-car garage. No pets. $1400/mo. + utils. Propane heat. 862-1148 ext. 102.

New Homes Coming Soon: The following newly-constructed properties will be offered for sale by BCLT. Completion dates for these units will be in 2005. Prices will range from $170,000-$200,000 before a grant. Grants for eligible buyers will reduce these prices by approximately $20,000.

All details are subject to change.

• JERICHO: two 3-bedroom, 1-bath "single family attached" homes with full basements and one additional unfinished bath. The homes will not share walls but will be connected by a carport.

• ST. ALBANS: five 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath single family homes, with full basements, in St. Albans City.

• SWANTON: at least four, and up to eight 3-bedroom, 2-bath single family homes.

• SHELBURNE: at least ten 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath attached and detached single-level homes with garages.

• BURLINGTON: one 3-bedroom, 2-bath home in the Old North End. Contact Brandy @ 864-2620 for more information.

Check www.getahome.org for updates.

City’s Edge South Burlington's newest 60-unit condominium project. Grants ranging from $20,000 to $30,000 are available depending on household income and unit type.

Call Kirsten 660-0644 www.getahome.org www.citysedgevt.com RE/MAX North Professionals

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If your landlord has said these words, you may have been discriminated against. Vermont’s Fair Housing laws protect people from illegal discrimination based on their race, color, sex, religion, national origin, disability, age, marital status, sexual orientation, because you have minor children or because you receive public assistance (welfare, SSI, Section 8).

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SPACEFINDER CHARLOTTE/N. FERRISBURGH: border, 2-bedroom apt. Quiet country setting, large lawn and garden areas, 20 mins. to Burlington or Middlebury, 1-mile to lake. $850/mo. + refs. + lease. 767-9455.

CHARLOTTE/N. FERRISBURGH: border, studio apt. Quiet country setting, large lawn and garden areas, 20 mins. to Burlington or Middlebury. 1 mile to lake. $600/mo. + refs. + lease.

767-9455.

COLCHESTER: 1-bedroom, gas heat, parking, newer carpet/ vinyl flooring, new paint, gas heat. $650/mo. 578-8525.

COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom apt.

Awesome beach, large deck, offstreet parking. Incl. all utils. except elec. $1250/mo. Avail.

11/1. 734-6288, ask for Todd.

COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom apt.

New Berber carpet throughout, high ceilings, large full bathroom, very bright. Off-street parking. Avail. immediately. $840/mo. + utils. 578-8525 or celticprop@aol.com.

COLCHESTER: Country-setting, clean 2-bedroom, incl. heat/hot water. $900/mo. Parking, no pets. 878-8548.

COLCHESTER: Duplex. 2-bedroom, 1-bath, garage. W/D, clean, quiet, tile in kitchen, freshly painted. Avail. midNovember. $825/mo. Call Eric, 363-8776.

COLCHESTER: Spacious 2-bedroom apt. Off-street parking, rubbish removal. $950/mo. heat incl. Please call 238-9574.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Large 2-bedroom, central location, 2-porches, hdwd, big kitchen, office area, parking and storage. $950/mo. +. 578-8525.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Main St. 2bedroom apt., 1-bath, gas heat, garage, pets OK upon approval. $800/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Spacious 1bedroom. Freshly painted, heat/hot water incl. Laundry, tennis court. $650/mo. + dep.

Avail. ASAP. Call Sarah, 3186489. NS/dogs.

ESSEX, NY: Beautifully furnished 1 and 2-bedroom apts.

Lake views, porches, parking. $650/mo. incl. heat. Avail. now through 06/05. 30-day lease OK. Near ferry. NS/no pets.

518-963-7494.

GRAND ISLE: 2-3 bedroom, lake front cottages, west facing properties, great sunsets! All utils. incl. Avail. now through May. Call for details, 372-8229 or 233-3663.

HINESBURG: Peaceful country setting. 1-room studio apt. New kitchen, private entrance, W/D. NS/no pets. $550/mo. utils. incl. Dep. + lease. 482-3500.

HUNTINGTON: Cozy 4-bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, garage, 1-acre.

Great views, mud room, garden, W/D. 30 min. to Burlington. Dog neg. NS/cats. $1250/mo. + utils.

Avail. 11/1. 383-1211.

HUNTINGTON: Furnished 3-bedroom 2.5-bath house avail. Jan.Dec. 2005. Sunny, wood floors, fireplace, wood stove, on 30 gorgeous acres. $2000/mo. http://jubileefarmhouse.com or 434-5667.

HUNTINGTON: Spacious and private furnished 3-bedroom house w/large deck. Avail. short or long term. $1400/mo. + utils.

Pets OK. Email vermagic@gm avt.com or call 917-414-3653 for more info.

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BURLINGTON: Main Street Landing Company has lovely waterfront space available to rent. Visit www.mainstreetlanding.com and click on “space available.” Interested? Call Melinda at 802-864-7999.

BURLINGTON: Professional office space avail. with parking. 1003000 sq. ft. Call Ken at 865-3450.

SHELBURNE: Office space for rent, Healing In Common. Large, carpeted, handicap-accessible, large windows, in a supportive environment with other healing practitioners. 985-8901, ask for Heather.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1270 sq. ft. office suite avail. now. $1500/mo. Plenty of free parking. High-speed Internet access avail.

Gorgeous, convenient location! Lakewood Commons, 658-9697.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 162 sq. ft. office avail. 11/1. $600/mo.

Plenty of free parking, receptionist services, conference room, waiting areas and more incl. High speed Internet access avail.

Lakewood Commons, 658-9697.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: New, modern 550 sq. ft. office space in fitness center on busy Williston Rd. Appropriate for retail/healthcare/office/massage/personal training/yoga, etc. Rent by month/week/day. 434-4533.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Several suites avail. in full-service office center. Plenty of free parking. Receptionist services, conference rooms, waiting areas and more incl. Shared copier and fax. High speed Internet access avail. Gorgeous, convenient location! 143sq. ft. $450/mo., 227 sq. ft. $650/mo. Both avail. now. 250 sq. ft. $750/mo. Avail. 11/1/. 109 sq. ft. $300/mo., 441 sq. ft. $1200/mo.

Both avail. Jan. 1, 2005. Lakewood Commons, 658-9697.

HUNTINGTON VILLAGE: 2-bedroom apt. Recently renovated, large kitchen, W/D, D/W, porch, gas heat, parking, small yard.

Pets neg. NS. Avail. 11/1 or 11/15. $800/mo. + utils.

434-4577.

HUNTINGTON VILLAGE: 3-bedroom apt. Second story duplex.

Recently renovated, W/D, storage, porch, gas heat, parking, small yard. Pets neg. NS. Avail.

11/15 or 12/1. $800/mo. + utils. 434-4577.

HYDE PARK: 2 spacious duplexes. 3-bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, living room, dining room, kitchen, den, W/D hook-up. $1100/mo. incl. elec. only. 2-bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, living room, dining room, kitchen, office/den/bedroom on first-floor, W/D hook up. $1000/mo. incl. elec. only.

Avail. 11/1 and 11/15.

859-3447.

JERICHO: 2-bedroom, 2-bath, garage, all appliances. $1000/ mo. + utils. Call Tom, 862-9700, ext. 12.

WILLISTON: 256 sq. ft. Professional office space. South Brownell Rd. Reception area, kitchen, deck, cable-access, ample parking, great location. Psychologists/builder/ graphic designer - current tenants.

Call for details, 860-2211.

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creative studio w/space to rent. Office total is 1,200sq ft. Two designers currently occupy 1/2. Looking for 2 roomates. $455. each, all inclusive. A professional creative setting and beautiful office. 660-8686

BARRE: Terrific art studio at Studio Place Arts, a vibrant community art center in central Vermont. Kiln room nearby. Lovely historic building. Call Sue, 479-7069 or visit www.studioplacearts.com.

PROFESSIONAL OFFICE SPACE: Main Street, Vergennes. Bright and sunny, newly renovated, 1000 sq. ft. Convenient location, air conditioning, network wiring and ADA accessible. Call 877-3070.

VERGENNES: Artist’s or artisan’s studio space on Otter Creek Falls.

Inspiring and unique location. 877-6879.

ESSEX SHOP: 36’x32’. $450/mo. 879-7581, leave message.

PROFESSIONAL OFFICE SPACE: Main Street, Vergennes. Bright and sunny, newly renovated, 1000 sq. ft. Convenient location, air conditioning, network wiring and ADA accessible. Call 877-3070.

JOHNSON: Large, semi-furnished 2-bedroom home on 200 acres, panoramic views, beautiful grounds incl. ski trails. Very private, only 20 min. to Stowe/ Smugglers Notch. Avail. mid November-April. $1500/mo.

635-7889.

MILTON/GEORGIA LINE: House on Lake Champlain avail. 10/045/31/05. 3-bedroom, 1-bath. $1500/mo. + dep. Call Jean, 229-1038.

MILTON/GEORGIA LINE: House on Lake Champlain avail. 10/045/31/05. 3-bedroom, 2-bath,

jacuzzi. $2000/mo. + dep. Call Jean, 229-1038.

MONTPELIER: 1-bedroom apt., first-floor, Pergo flooring, W/D, sunny and bright. Walking distance to downtown, off-street parking. Avail. 11/1. $675/mo. + utils. 310-4205.

MORRISTOWN: Newly remodeled 3-bedroom home, walk-in basement, 35 miles from Burlington, oil heat, W/D hookup, on the VAST trail, 10 mins. to Stowe. $1000/mo.

Lease + sec.+ ref. Call 324-6544.

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HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+BR. Steam-boat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-toceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres.

Foulsham Farms Real Estate (802)861-7537

$310,000

PORT HENRY: Superb business opportunity! 1873 brick church converted to operating restaurant and pizzeria. 40 seat dining room, two full bars, special function room, complete with vaulted ceilings and stained glass windows.

Sold with furnishings, inventory, etc.

Also outlet for NYS Lottery/ Quick Draw.

Must see! $179,900 Realty Results 518-546-3000 • www.realty-results.com

Autumn Knoll in Essex is a new Vermont neighborhood alongside 50 acres of common land and bike paths waiting for you to explore.

Prices Starting at $224,900 Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Take Rte 15 to OPEN HOUSE: Rte 128, right turn into Autumn Knoll.

Dousevicz Real Estate More info: www.autumnknollvt.com • 660-2803

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PORT HENRY: Lovely 4BR vintage home with lakeviews.

Stone construction, beautiful woodwork and fireplace enhance the Old World charm of this home. Formal DR with built-in credenza, French doors open to covered veranda. Detached barn would be ideal studio or convert to guest house. Just minutes from Champlain Bridge. $159,900 Realty Results 518-546-3000 • www.realty-results.com

Shelburne Village: Very unique situation.

Former pottery shop 1rst level. Efficiency loft apartment above. Perfect for home occupation. Right in the Village! $200,000.

Foulsham Farms Real Estate (802)861-7537 • www.foulshamfarms.com

ROUSES POINT: Charming 2-story home, 4BR, 1.5 baths, 2-car garage on 3.4 acres, 2 commercial bldgs. included: Body Shop 3160 sq ft & retail bldg 2436 sq ft & a mobile home. 1 mile from Lake Champlain, next to $249,000 Rouses Point Bridge to Vermont.

Lise Gardner • Donald Duley & Associates 518-570-9593 • lise@duley-realtor.com

CHARLOTTE: Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 georgian-style former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens.

Foulsham Farms Real Estate 861-7537 • www.foulshamfarms.com

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COMMERCIAL/RESIDENTIAL NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724.

ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864.

Large corner lot. 3+bedroom, 2bath, 1.5-story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802723-4551.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system.

25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802-899-2727.

Additional info at www.picketfencepreview.com.

CHARLOTTE: Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. $700,000. 802-425-5250.

HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1full bath, master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances.

Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14'80", 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

BURLINGTON: A rare find! City living w/country privacy. 2000 sq. ft. w/2-4 bedrooms, 1 3/4-bath, huge breezeway, attached garage.

Meticulously maintained property.

Very large, private, fenced back yard.

Mature landscaping surrounds your split-level deck and 28 ft. Doughboy pool w/6' deep center. Expansion or multi-unit possibilities. $283,000.

863-5704.

WINOOSKI: Newly renovated triplex w/4-bedroom, 1-bedroom and efficiency. 7 Leclair Ave. Great for owner occupied or investment. Motivated sellers, make an offer! $250,000. Brooke, 863-2307.

GEORGIA: 1800 sq. ft.

Colonial on 2.5 acres, 3-4 bedroom, eat-in kitchen, finished basement, partially fenced enormous yard, numerous upgrades. $265,500.

Details, directions, additional photos, www.stonebridgerd.com.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cardinal Woods. 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath townhouse. Wonderful condo for home or investment property. Convenient quiet location w/car port and tennis courts. Many recent updates, new monitor heater, windows and ceramic tile flooring in kitchen and bath.

Asking $150,00. Property rented until February 1. 655-3662

MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 1-1/2 story 2car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

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MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4-bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of well-maintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-3262043.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom family home for sale. 1636 sq. ft. on Marble Ave. in the South End. Long driveway, enclosed porch, rear deck, appliances, gas heat. Energy-efficient cozy home close to everything w/lake views.

Dreamer@olypen.com, 8642105 evenings.

GRAND ISLE: Charming farmhouse, 4+ bedroom, dining room w/built-in hutch, kitchen w/breakfast bar, large living room, playroom and sunroom.

All completely remodeled in 2000. A must see to appreciate! $198,500. 372-8464.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, PORT HENRY, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, nearby golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate.

Asking $699,000. Must sell, owner relocating. 518-5467456.

BURLINGTON: 3-unit. 10 Browns Court, close to Church. 4-bedroom, 1-bedroom and efficiency with deck, parking. Charming, updated, income producing, never vacant. $385,000. Call 863-2307.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-9853617.

MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3200 sq. ft.

Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745.

ENOSBURG FALLS: Old Stagecoach Inn on the Boston Post Rd. 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, formal dining w/Rumford fireplace, hdwd, gorgeous woodwork, open staircase. New birch kitchen cabinets, new energy-efficient windows, 2car detached garage w/heated office.

Large barn on 5+acres w/spring-fed swimming pond. Awesome mountain views, yet close to town. Asking $239,900. 933-6989.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling "lighthouse" home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/ Adirondack Mountains.

Beach/lake access. $425,000.

Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

HINESBURG: Lyman Meadows Townhouse. Superb 1-bedroom, sunken living room, private deck,15 min. to Burlington. $114,900, low fees! 482-5265.

ESSEX JCT.: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. w/finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2.5-3.5 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, W/D upstairs, x-large master bedroom and closet. Master bath w/jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color and appliances. $285,000. 878-2880.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalet-type home w/4bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2-car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting.

There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smuggâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of living space in this 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard. Top-of-theline appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900.

655-4269.

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GREAT INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY: Six-unit building w/river views in downtown Middlebury. 4 units, 90% rehabbed. Asking price starting at $200,000. More info, www.tangoproperties.info. or call 865-8090.

BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com.

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WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3-bedroom, Gambrel built, 1975. Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 3-bedrooms, 1.5-bath, updated septic and attached 3-season sunroom. Located 2 miles from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture & freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell! Price reduction, $160,000. Make an offer, must sell! D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641.

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NORTH STARKSBORO: Private 3-bedroom on 50 acres. 35 mins. to Burlington. Two 10x16 decks.

Storage shed, rubbish removal, snow plowing, lawn mowing. $775/mo. + utils. 434-4721.

SHELBURNE: Luxury, furnished townhouse. Second-floor master suite, all utils., garage. Shortterm. $900/mo. 985-8711.

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ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling â&#x20AC;&#x153;lighthouseâ&#x20AC;? home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/Adirondack Mountains. Beach/lake access. $425,000. Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com.

BURLINGTON: Duplex. 2-bedroom per unit. Nice location, 2car garage, gas heat. $260,000.

Call 999-6658, after 4 p.m., for details.

CHARLOTTE: Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. $700,000. 802-425-5250.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14â&#x20AC;&#x2122;80â&#x20AC;?, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/ basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

ENOSBURG FALLS: Old Stagecoach Inn on the Boston Post Rd. 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, formal dining w/Rumford fireplace, hdwd, gorgeous woodwork, open staircase. New birch kitchen cabinets, new energyefficient windows, 2-car detached garage w/heated office. Large barn on 5+acres w/spring-fed swimming pond.

Awesome mountain views, yet close to town. Asking $239,900.

933-6989.

ESSEX JCT.: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. w/finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2.5-3.5 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, W/D upstairs, x-large master bedroom and closet. Master bath w/jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color and appliances. $285,000.

878-2880.

GRAND ISLE: Charming farmhouse, 4+ bedroom, dining room w/built-in hutch, kitchen w/breakfast bar, large living room, playroom and sunroom.

All completely remodeled in 2000. A must see to appreciate! $198,500. 372-8464.

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Steamboat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since.

Double living room w/fireplace.

Double floor-to-ceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537.

HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1-full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1-full bath, master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900.

482-4583.

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SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dogfriendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $269,900, motivated. 802985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki.

VERGENNES: Spacious secondfloor 2-bedroom apt. now avail.

Large kitchen/living area, separate shower and bath tub, enclosed porch, W/D. Conveniently located on Main St. in downtown Vergennes. $850/mo.

Avail. 12/1. 877-6879.

WILLISTON: 1-bedroom, partially furnished, cable TV, parking, W/D, all utils, incl. 2 mins. to shopping mall. $550/mo. + dep.

Avail. 11/1. Call Richard, 879-9428.

WILLISTON: Country apt. 1.5bedroom, private w/lovely views.

Heat/utils/cable/wireless incl.

Unique living space, quiet environment, 3-miles to 89. NS/pets. $900/mo. 310-4818.

WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom apt., recently remodeled, new appliances. Water, trash removal, recycling, off-street parking incl.

Coin-op laundry in building.

Avail. Nov./Dec. 2004. Pets TBD. $800/mo. utils. incl. ORC Property Management, 383-5406.

WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom house, 1-bath, roomy, gas heat, pets OK. Parking, yard, garage, driveway, basement, W/D. Avail.

10/1. $1275/mo. + utils. David, 734-1050.

WINOOSKI: 4-room, 1-bedroom, clean, near bus line, heat/hot water, ample parking. No pets.

First + dep. $700/mo. 893-4489.

WINOOSKI: 46 Shepard St. Avail. 12/1. 1-bedroom basement apt. $542/mo. + utils.

Quiet, off-street parking, small yard, large bedroom, W/D hookup. No pets. 233-6446.

WINOOSKI: Large 2-bedroom, parking, car port, large kitchen, large living room, W/D, hot water incl. NS/no pets. Avail. now. $850/mo. + dep. 288-1573.

WINOOSKI: Large 4-bedroom apt, gas heat, D/W, W/D, offstreet parking. $1600/mo. + dep. 434-5736.

WINOOSKI: Recently renovated 2-bedroom apt. Hdwd, D/W. Must see. Dogs neg. $850/mo.

655-0229.

WINOOSKI: Spacious, new carpet, freshly painted, very clean, bright, large 3-bedroom, incl. heat/hot water, on bus line. $1100/mo. Parking, no pets.

878-8548.

WINOOSKI: Unique, large, bright, modern, art loft apt. 8 skylights, beams, natural gas heat (fireplace). NS. $1200/mo. + utils. 425-2910.

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MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylakefront.com.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2-bath, garage, all appliances, A/C, NS/pets. $1200/mo. incl. heat. 658-5000. www.obrienbrothersagency.com.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2-bath townhouse, 3level, attached garage, storage, pets welcome, deck, fireplace. $1335/mo. Very nice, avail.

11/1. 345 Dorset St. 310-7813.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo. Walk to UVM, 5 min. drive to downtown.

Spacious, sunny, quiet. Large, open living room, deck, sizable bedrooms. Parking for two, incl. car port. Pool/tennis access in summer. Avail. 11/1. $1000/mo.

233-2334.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 3-story, 3-bedroom townhouse. $1450/mo. + utils. 863-5493.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Located close to school/shopping. 3-4 bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, laundry, finished basement, fireplace, fenced-in yard. $1300/mo. + dep. Contact, 862-7559.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Quarry Ridge, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, end unit townhouse. Spacious 1700 sq. ft. Attached garage. W/D. $1450/mo. 652-1330.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Stonehedge. Great 3-bedroom, 1.5bath townhouse. W/D, carport, adjacent to park. Avail. Oct./ Nov. $1200/mo. 802-860-3923.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Treetop.

Large 2-bedroom flat, excellent location/condition. W/D, efficient gas heat, car port, storage.

Sorry, no pets. Avail. 11/1. $1075/mo. Ed, 373-9010.

SOUTH HERO: New house for rent on Keeler Bay. 3000 sq. ft., partially furnished, ideal situation for homebuilders or extended stay. 372-4581.

ST. ALBANS TOWN: 3-bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath. W/D, A/C, microwave, DW, pool, basketball court. $1225/mo. + utils. + dep.

Avail. 11/1. 527-6379.

UNDERHILL CENTER: Big 2bedroom. Trails, brook, barn.

Walk to school, stores, tennis.

New kitchen, W/D, D/W. $1200/mo. incl. utils., Internet and more. Peter, 899-1132.

UNDERHILL: Unique, charming, 4+ bedroom, 3.5-bath, large open kitchen, all appliances, finished basement w/office, 7 wooded acres, Mansfield views, see WWW.GREENFAMILY NET.INFO /SANDHILL/RENTAL.HTML. $1600/mo. 617-650-9905.

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HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits. Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652.

UNDERHILL/WESTFORD: Hunting camp land. 86 acres, all woods, top of a hill, great hunting area. No electricity, rough road frontage. $125,000. Call Foulsham Farms RE, 861-7537.

Colchester Red Rocks Point

$769,900.

Two sandy beaches with 26+ acres to enjoy with this 2885 sq. ft. contemporary cape. Light and roomy home with large yard. 3 bedroom, 3 bath w/ 2 car garage and barn. Only 5 minutes from Exit 17. Subdivision potential. Motivated seller.

Call Christie White 658-5555 x2117

PLATTSBURGH

This lovely lakefront 2-bdrm home with an additional 2-3 bdrm cottage is within walking distance of the ferry. $290,000.

Call 518-570-9593 or lise@duley-realtor.com ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864.

Large corner lot. 3+bedroom, 2bath, 1.5-story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802723-4551.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalet-type home w/4-bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2-car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both!

There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, PORT HENRY, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, nearby golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate.

Asking $699,000. Must sell, owner relocating. 518-546-7456.

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylakefront.com.

MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3200 sq. ft.

Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745.

MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4-bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of wellmaintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043.

MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 1-1/2 story 2car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73-acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Peak Ski Area. Features include: laundry room, walk-out basement, mud room, office, cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, Hemlock floors and wrap-around porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000. (802)326-3093.

NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724.

NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, waterfront, lake views. Many recent improvements incl. hdwd, roof, kitchen, water-heater, Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient windows. Large deck. $187,900.

598-7919.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000.

496-2646.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home.

2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dog-friendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale.

Asking $269,900, motivated.

802-985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki.

SHELDON SPRINGS: Well-maintained Colonial on village lot. 3bedroom, 1 full bath. 1/3 acre, municipal water/sewer. Two 1car garages. Only 10 mins. to St. Albans. Very motivated sellers.

Asking $160,000. 933-5188.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Stonehedge townhouse. Great 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, car port, deck, next to park. $189,000. 8623923 or 617-242-9335.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system.

25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802-899-2727.

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WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3-bedroom, Gambrel built, 1975.

Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 3-bedrooms, 1.5-bath, updated septic and attached 3season sunroom. Located 2 miles from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture & freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell!

Price reduction, $160,000. Make an offer, must sell! D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641.

WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of living space in this 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard.

Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

WINOOSKI: Newly renovated triplex w/4-bedroom, 1-bedroom and efficiency. 7 Leclair Ave. Great for owner occupied or investment. Motivated sellers, make an offer! $250,000.

Brooke, 863-2307.

4 housing wanted I BUY FIXER UPPERS. Homes, income property or condos in any condition in Chittenden County. Quick closing. Call Maura, 434-2030.

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BURLINGTON: 1 huge room for rent. 5 min. walk to UVM campus. 4-bedroom apt. w/porch.

Avail. 11/1. $375/mo. 363-6030.

BURLINGTON: Behind Waterman Hall, UVM. $450/mo. incl. utils. and parking. F sought to share bathroom w/existing F tenant. Wood floors and incredible location. Sedate environment! cjcc@vt18.com.

BURLINGTON: Room for rent in 3-bedroom w/2 students. Hdwd, 2 porches, large living room/ kitchen, parking. Avail. now. $470/mo. + utils. 318-6116.

MONTPELIER: Suite of two large bright rooms in attractive home near college, walk to downtown. $600/mo. incl. heat/electricity/DSL. Kitchen privileges, shared bath, parking, attic storage, furnishings avail.

Quiet, responsible, NS individual.

223-3395.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1 spacious bedroom avail. in 4-bedroom house. Quiet, relaxed atmosphere. $450/mo. + utils.

802-238-7213.

WEEKLY LODGING: Europeanstyle and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $200/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388 or 324-3291.

WINOOSKI: Space for rent to grad/prof. Single large room, 14 x 17 for 1-person. Separate entrance, shared bath. $400/mo.

NS/no pets. Refs. Avail. immediately. 655-5448.

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HINESBURG: House-sitter/manager needed for general cleaning/household management.

See: “HINESBURG: Share huge, graceful, country Colonial...” under Rooms For Rent section.

482-4995 or LaCasaDe Suenos@aol.com.

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ALL AREAS ROOMMATES.COM: Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit www.Roommates.com. (AAN CAN) BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. $375/mo. + dep. + 1/2 utils.

Quick walk downtown, off-street parking, gas heat, W/D, no pets.

Avail. 11/1. 518-524-0661.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in spacious 2-bedroom apt. Large porch, off-street parking, 5 min. walk to UVM/downtown. NS/pets.

Seeking student/prof. $460/mo. + elec. Heat/gas/water incl.

Avail. 12/1 or 1/1. 318-6197.

BURLINGTON: 3 Fs looking for M/F, NS housemate to share 4bedroom house downtown. W/D, off-street parking. Avail. 1/15/31. $500/mo. + utils.

578-2028.

BURLINGTON: Act now! This offer won’t last! Laid-back creative types wanted for funky downtown apt. Musicians, painters, writers, philosophers, freaks, etc. Large room avail. 11/1. $435/mo. + dep. 861- 2273.

BURLINGTON: Community-oriented woman seeks homesharer with good communication and organizational skills to help organize home projects in exchange for sharing her home.

Call HomeShare Vermont, 8630274 or visit www.HomeShare Vermont.org. EHO

BURLINGTON: Couple wanted to share 3-bedroom lakefront house, 5-10 min. from downtown, in Queen City Park. Your space: 1 very large bedroom w/private entrance, W/D, lake views. House has 2 living rooms, wood stove, D/W, lake front back yard, garden, mooring. Next to Red Rocks park. $950/mo.

598-0350.

BURLINGTON: Looking for a roommate to share 2-bedroom apt. Short walk to UVM and downtown. $450/mo. +. Call 598-0034.

BURLINGTON: M/F wanted for lovely house w/prof. F. Fenced yard, quiet street, meters to park, mins. from waterfront/ downtown. Pets OK. NS. Call Bridget, 607-227-5133.

BURLINGTON: Prof. M seeks prof. M/F to share an elegant, just renovated house located in upper Old North End. 1-bedroom avail. $700/mo. incl. utils.

NS/no pets. 657-3869.

BURLINGTON: Responsible, creative, F/M to share house w/educator, at-college daughter and cat. Mostly vegetarian.

Through May. $500/mo. inclusive. Michael, 658-1244.

BURLINGTON: Room for rent in 2-bedroom apt. $415/mo. + 1/2 utils. Wireless Internet, offstreet parking, close to downtown/UVM. Call Dan, 324-7018.

BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted for large house. On bike path, private beach, quiet neighborhood, real nice. NS/no pets. $420/mo. incl. all, Internet/ phone. John, 864-3412 leave message.

BURLINGTON:Seeking M/F for two bedrooms in 3-bedroom apt.

Avail. starting 11/1 + 12/1.

Great, NS, two-floor, spacious apt. on S. Winooski w/porch, laundry. Share w/one prof. M. $460/mo. +. 862-6453.

BURLINGTON: Share 2-bedroom apt. Your choice of rooms. $375/mo. for big room or $300/mo. for small room. Utils. not incl. Wood floors, clean, bright, W/D. Call Jeremy, 864-6437.

BURLINGTON: Sunny room w/1/2-bath on Brookes Ave. Parking, W/D, storage. Share w/large cat and female.

Prof/grad pref. $550/mo. incl heat/electric. 863-6166.

BURLINGTON: Winter in front of cozy wood stove? 2 rooms in hostel avail. 10/31-3/31/05. $360/mo. incl. all, except telephone/Internet. Refs. 865-3730.

BURLINGTON: Young professional looking for prof/grad student, M/F, to share brand new 2-bedroom, 2-bath townhouse w/laundry. On lake/bike path.

Spacious w/nice views. Must like cats. 660-9830.

CHARLOTTE: Room in large, quiet farmhouse, beautiful country-setting, large front porch.

NS. $475/mo. incl. utils. Call 425-2657.

COLCHESTER: Malletts Bay area.

Housemate wanted to share 3bedroom w/young prof. Hdwd in bedrooms, in-ground pool, deck, pool table, large back yard, W/D. Close to bike path. NS/pets.

Avail. 11/1. $500/mo. + dep., utils. incl. 865-2657.

ESSEX JCT:Prof./grad F to share large home, fully furnished room in basement. Own shower/bath upstairs. NS/no pets. $400/mo. incl. utils. + cable. 879-4226.

ESSEX JCT: Prof/grad wanted to share 2-bedroom condo near outlets/cinema. Large bedroom w/private den/office. Pool, tennis, parking, laundry. NS/dogs. $550/mo. + 1/2 utils. 879-3755.

ESSEX JUNCTION: One easygoing, gourmet, NS, prof female seeks similar as housemate in charming, furnished, peaceful home. Shared bath. $475/mo. incl. all. Great situation!

343-7097.

HINESBURG: Country home, 11 miles to U-Mall. Cable/Internet, W/D, small pets OK, student/ prof. Automotive or Internet entrepreneurs encouraged. 2 rooms avail. $550/mo. + dep. + 1/4 utils. 482-6461.

HINESBURG: Share huge, graceful, country Colonial, good-energy, large windows, wrap-around porch, W/D, lush acreage, greenhouse, party/pet-less, smoke/ drug-free, sweet, responsible tenants. $300-900/mo. Pictures?

482-4995 or LaCasa DeSuenos@ aol.com.

HUNTINGTON: Beautiful, newly built home, private setting, quiet dead end road. Hiking trails off the property, easy access to Burlington. NS, heat/utils. incl. Large bedroom (24x22), own bath. $550/mo.

Call Mark, 434-5506.

JERICHO: Great pvt. place. 25 min. drive to Burlington. Looking for kind, clean & responsible individual. $350/mo. + 1/2 utils.

Call to inquire, 862-2212.

RICHMOND: F to share 2-bedroom side of house. Large, carpeted room. W/D next door. 1/4mile from I-89. Gay or friendly.

Call 434-7711, Lillian.

RICHMOND: Friendly, responsible housemate wanted to share 3-bedroom, 2-bath home. Large yard and garden, huge basement, great living space. NS/no pets. $425/mo. utils. incl. 434-8678.

RICHMOND/JERICHO: Prof. F, 29, seeks prof. M/F housemate for big, spankin’-new townhouse 3-miles from I-89. Your room has mountain views and you get your own full bath. Basement, sundeck, hdwd, kitchen, living, dining, W/D, DW, hiking. Check it out! 899-5136. $750/mo. + 1/2 utils.

S. BURLINGTON: Share elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. home.

Views, amenities, gardening, shop. Mature, active, fit, professional woman, 35-55, sought for long-term rent/buy co-housing options. 864-3330, rick@rick hubbard.org.

S. STARKSBORO: Responsible, working adult to share big, beautiful country home on 30 acres. NS/pets/children. $450/mo., incl. utils. Dep. req.

453-5409, lescoe@madriver.com.

SHELBURNE: Apt. in a house. 1bedroom, garage, parking. Looking for vegetarian, NS, single person or couple. Avail. immediately. $600/mo. + utils. Call 865-3890 daytime or 985-3610 evenings.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, near UVM/Spear St. Pool incl. Seeking prof., NS/no dogs. $400/mo. + 1/2 utils. Possibly furnished.

Avail. now. Joe, 802-272-5555.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Clean, dependable person needed to share 3-bedroom farmhouse.

W/D hookups. $400/mo. incl. utils. except phone. Avail. 12/1.

Call Sean, 864-9614.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Woman looking for another woman to share home. Great location, bike path, big back yard, W/D, parking. No cigs/cats. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 863-6215.

ST. ALBANS BAY: Live w/1 cat, 1 dog, 1 woman. Large room, double closet. $350/mo. utils. incl.

Rent reduced for pet sitting when I travel for work, approx. 1 week/ mo. Happy, healthy, easy pets.

Need responsible and good w/animals, particularly dogs. 527-8339.

UNDERHILL: Looking for a respectful, NS roommate to share 3-bedroom home on 8 acres. $575/mo. incl. everything. Call evenings or leave a message during the day, 899-1816.

WILLISTON: $400/mo. Laundry shared kitchen for NS F. Avail.

11/1. 316-1996, leave message.

WINOOSKI: Apt. to share. 1/2 of Colonial. NS/no pets. W/D, full kitchen. Avail. immediately. $500/mo. 655-5448.

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HOMESHARE OPTION: Seeking cheerful, mature F for homeshare in Williston. Ideal opportunity for someone wanting to live economically in the Burlingtonarea while enabling an elder to maintain independence. 83 YO lady living on farm needs live-in help for occasional errands, cooking, light housekeeping and to be an overnight presence in case of emergency. Private bedroom and bath. Could maintain part-time job outside the home.

Must be good w/dogs, appreciate very quiet country lifestyle, have own vehicle, preferably 4x4, and be physically strong.

Ideal personality traits: maturity, patience, flexibility and sense of humor. Experience w/elders helpful. Prefer longterm commitment. Call Hope, 872-7187 or 878-3742.

HOUSE-SITTER/HOMESHARE: Looking for a responsible individual to house-sit this fall/winter in Burlington, South End. Discounted rent in exchange for help w/home renovation. Handy or enjoy cleaning/yard work a +.

Avail. 11/1. 865-2805.

H ave o f f i c e o r commercial space for rent?

Place an ad for only $ 1 5 / we e k . email: classified@sevendaysvt.com

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www.ShearerPontiac.com

802-658-1212 CADILLAC DEVILLE DTS, 2001: Sedan, 4-door, black, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/ locks, cruise, OnStar, ABS. leather.

37,429 K. Best price, $23,981.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVROLET CAVALIER, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, blue, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering, cruise, CD. 17,677 K. Best price, $9433. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVROLET CLASSIC, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. everything, cruise.

10,220 K. Best price, $10,888.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

DODGE NEON, 1995: 113 K, runs great, CD, blue. $750/OBO. Cell, 617-290-5220.

FORD PROBE, 1993: 107 K, 2door, 4-cyl, A/C, great condition, winter and summer tires (new), runs perfectly. $1300/OBO. Call Ty, 999-7196.

HONDA ACCORD SE, 1997: A/C, power windows/locks, cruise, CD, moon roof. Very good condition.

132 K. $5115. 878-3408.

MERCURY SABLE GS, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, maroon, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, ABS. 18,408 K. Best price, $12,932. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE, GS SPYDER, 1996: Auto, A/C, CD, tape, black, alloys, FL car. No salt driving. $5700/OBO. 425-2222, daytime.

NISSAN FRONTIER SE, 1998: King cab, 89 K, great condition, reliable truck. $6650/OBO. Contact Liz, 434-3302.

NISSAN XTERRA, 2002: Supercharged, V6 210 hp, 4WD, pwr. windows, A/C, auto, sunroof, fully loaded. $17,500.

Evenings, 877-3139.

OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, beige/tan, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD. 21,627 K. Best price, $11,649. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

OLDSMOBILE AURORA, 2002: V6, green, auto, FWD, pwr. steering/windows/locks, cruise, OnStar, ABS, leather. 38,057 K. Best price, $16,381. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2004: 4-door, sedan, beige/tan, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 16,886 K. Best price, $11,983. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CARPOOL CONNECTION Call 864-CCTA to respond to a listing or to be listed.

Save money this Fall and join a carpool today!

If you don’t see your route listed here, call 864-CCTA today and we’ll send you a FREE matchlist of commuters in your area.

Join the New Montpelier Vanpool today! Vanpool begins in Essex Junction, departs the Richmond P&R at 7:30 a.m., then departs downtown Montpelier at 4:30 p.m. If interested, please ref # 40440.

Morrisville to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute. My hours are MonFri from approx. 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40963.

South Burlington to Waterbury:

Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri., 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40924.

Essex Junction to Vergennes: Looking to share a commute to Goodrich. I work MonFri from 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40939.

Burlington to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute from the Burling ton National Life.

I work Mon-Fri, 7:30am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40928.

Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40962.

Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride to Bombardier. I work Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142117.

West Berlin to Waterbury Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 1-5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 142176.

PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2002: Sedan, 4-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/locks, cruise, ABS. 38,881 K. Best price, $11,894. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/locks, CD, ABS. 14,080 K. Best price, $15,847. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 2004: 2-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, CD, pwr. steering/locks, cruise. 30,024 K. Best price, $10,721. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SUBARU LEGACY, 1991: FWD, 185 K, tan, wagon, solid engine, new starter. $800/OBO. Call 734-6169.

SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK LTD, 2002: 60 K, black, 5-spd. trans., loaded w/AWD, ABS, A/C, alloy wheels, 6 CD changer, double sunroof, newly conditioned leather, pwr. seats and more. Very clean, original owner sale. $15,250. Call 878-7120.

SUBARU LEGACY WAGON, 1991: Auto, cruise, blue, 132 K, sweet car, good tires. Bodywork needed. $1500. Evenings 6586536, day 264-6420.

TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com 326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2)!

Worth the drive! 802-223-3563.

Brookfield to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon.-Fri, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 142201.

Charlotte to Berlin: Looking to share a commute. I work Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. 4:30 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 40946.

Montpelier to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon and Thurs only from 8 a.m. - 5:15 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142145.

Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride. I work Fridays from 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40961.

Burlington to Middlebury: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40951.

Plattsburg to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM. I work Sat, Sun, Mon, Tues, from 7 a.m. - 7 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40954.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride to Vermont Teddy Bear. I work Mon-Fri., 11 a.m. - 11 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40938.

Williston to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 6:30

www.ShearerPontiac.com

802-658-1212 VOLKSWAGEN JETTA GLS, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, auto, red, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, ABS. 25,004 K. Best price, $16,211.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

VOLVO 240DL, 1990: Sedan, black, pwr. windows/locks, 246 K. Pretty car! $1000/OBO. Call Megan, 862-4152.

VOLVO 850, 1996: Turbo, 4door. 82 K, very clean, auto, leather, moonroof, alloy wheels, heated seats, all service at Almartin. $7500/OBO. 999-6921.

4 trucks I’M SELLING MY TRUCK. She’s a 1995 Toyota Tacoma, 4WD with a 4-cyl. engine, 5-spd. transmission. She’s a highmile girl with some rust. Call to meet her, 238-0236. Oh, she’s blue. $4500.

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4 boats 16’ PERCEPTION CAPTIVA KAY KAYAK for sale. All equipment incl., carbon-fiber aqua bound paddle, lotus life vest, kokotat neoprene spray skirt. $950/firm.

999-5599.

4 suvs CHEVROLET BLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, red, auto, 4WD, LS, cruise, CD, ABS. 30,194 K. Best price, $14,973.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVROLET TRAILBLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2003: 4-door, blue, auto, 4WD, LS, A/C, cruise, ABS. 24,392 K. Best price, $21,566. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

FORD BRONCO, 1979: 158 K, 351M engine, professionally rebuilt at 145 K. White, 2-door, 4-on-the-floor, 4WD. Garaged and rust-free. $5000. 310-6481.

FORD EXPLORER SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, red, auto, 4WD, XLT, cruise, ABS, CD. 29,093 K. Best price, $18,312.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

HUMMER H2 SPORT UTILITY, 2003: 4-door, yellow, auto, 4WD, A/C, OnStar, cruise, ABS. 26,804 K. Best price, $41,833.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

www.ShearerPontiac.com

4 minivans CHRYSLER VOYAGER LX MINIVAN, 2003: Gold, auto, FWD, 7passenger, A/C, cruise, ABS. 34,421 K. Best price, $12,932.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2002: 4-door, dark blue, auto, FWD, 8-passenger seating, A/C, pwr. steering/ locks/windows, cruise, ABS. 25,212 K. Best price, $15,100.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

www.ShearerPontiac.com

802-658-1212 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please reference 40921.

Winooski to Williston Looking for a ride in the morning, Mon-Fri at 6:30 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40922.

Williston to Montpelier: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. 5 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40932.

Underhill to Burlington: Looking for a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40919.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from 7:30 a.m. - 5:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40940.

Cambridge to IBM: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40913.

Burlington to St. Albans: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. - 3 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40929.

Milton to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work 8 a.m. - 5 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 40925.

Barre City to Northfield: Looking for a ride, one-way, Mon – Fri at 6 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 140609.

LAND ROVER DISCOVERY SE7, 2001: Silver, runs and looks great, loaded, new tires. 55 K. Factory warranty up to 65 K. Below book, $18,500. 434-8419.

OLDSMOBILE BRAVADA SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, pewter, AWD, auto, OnStar, cruise, ABS, leather. 35,326 K. Best price, $18,945. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2004: 4-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/ locks, cruise, roof rack. 20,018 K. Best price, $14,817. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

802-658-1212 Burlington to Milton: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 6 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40930.

Charlotte to Burlington: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40947.

South Burlington to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride to IBM. I work MonFri 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40955.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri 6:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40967.

Williston to Burlington: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri 7:30 a.m. - 4:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40967.

Hinesburg to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM, MonFri., 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40968.

Richmond to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM, MonFri., 7 p.m. - 7 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40969.

Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride, Mon-Fri., 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40971.

Winooski to Burlington: Looking for a ride to Starr Farm Nursing Center, Mon-

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Fri., 6:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40973.

Winooski to Colchester: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40977.

Vergennes to Burlington: Looking to share a ride, Mon-Fri 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40978.

Burlington to Springfield: Looking to give or share a ride Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40980.

Waitsfield to Hinesburg: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri 3:30 p.m. - 7:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40987.

Essex Junction to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40994.

Waterbury to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40989.

Underhill to Waitsfield: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41002.

Barre to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM, Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 7 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41013.

Richmond to Waterbury: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41022.

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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT

4 employment

ADMINISTRATIVE/SHIPPING help needed. 20+ hours/week.

Computer skills necessary. Call 65-6311.

ADULT ENTERTAINMENT: Dancers, models, movies, magazines, features, great income.

802-865-3933. Pure Gold.

ARE YOU MOTIVATED? Goal oriented? Mimmo’s Restaurant in Essex and St. Albans. We are currently hiring for sauté cooks, waitstaff and delivery drivers for both locations. We will consider all applicants. Apply online at www.mimmositalian.com or in person at either location, 4 Carmichael St., Essex, VT 05402, 288-9494 OR 22 South Main St., St. Albans, VT 05478, 584-2244.

ASSISTANT MANAGER: Kitchen Collection is seeking an Assistant Manager with the following qualifications: strong customer service skills, minimum 2 years retail management background, excellent communication and interpersonal skills. We offer a competitive salary, full benefit package and friendly working environment. Interested candidates call Beverly, 288-9572, for an interview.

BAKER: Bread/pastries/cookies.

Positive, hardworking atmosphere. Experience necessary.

Full-time, 4 a.m. - noonish.

Otter Creek Bakery, Middlebury, VT 05753. 802-388-3371. Email resumé to: info@ottercreekbak ery.com.

CHILDCARE: Experienced preschool and infant teachers needed. Call Fundamentals Playschool, 879-2021.

COOL TRAVEL JOB: Entry level positions, 18+, no exp. necessary. 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Tollfree, 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN) DANCERS WANTED FOR EXOTIC DANCE COMPANY: No experience necessary, free training.

658-1464.

DENTAL OFFICE FRONT DESK: Part-time, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Experience preferred. Call 658-5840.

EDITOR: World affairs publication, Toward Freedom, seeks experienced editor/writer with background in international journalism. Contact chris@toward freedom.com for full description.

ENERGETIC PEOPLE PERSON: P/T, various shifts needed for fitness center. Cleaning, sales and customer service. 288-9612, ask for Kelly.

FREELANCE REPORTER WANTED for local weekly newspaper; includes covering municipal and regional government meetings and local stories. Must have own transportation. Send resumé to news@shelburnenews.com. No calls please. Will respond only to qualified candidates.

HAIRSTYLIST NEEDED: Part-time or full-time. Busy downtown Burlington location. Call 518588-8869, leave message.

JS GARDEN DESIGN looking for landscape help. 865-9869.

LEGAL SECRETARY WANTED for busy Burlington office. Excellent computer skills, office experience, organizational abilities and team spirit are musts. Competitive salary and benefits that include insurance, 401k and parking. Please email your resumé to Pdube@burling ton.bpflegal.com.

NEW ECO-FLOORING COMPANY in Addison County seeking energetic self-starter for database management and customer relations. Quickbooks Pro and Office 2003. Call 453-8400.

PAPA NICK’S IN HINESBURG: Looking for experienced line cook and waitstaff. Call for interview, 482-6050, ask for Nick Voula.

PART-TIME RECEPTIONIST NEEDED for flexible two day/week position in busy, downtown tattoo studio. Must be personable, friendly and possess basic computer knowledge. Prior front desk experience a plus, but not required. Also looking for a parttime piercer. If interested, call Yankee Tattoo, 862-3328 to make an appointment with Eric or Bill.

SMALL DOG ELECTRONICS: Retail store is seeking applicants with previous retail sales and customer service experience for a part-time position in our Waitsfield showroom. Sales associate will provide direction and general product information to customers as well as daily inventory control tasks. Ideal candidate will communicate clearly and accurately, interact with customers on a daily basis, have a background in computers and their basic operations. The ability to multi-task is a must.

Saturday hours are required.

Apply in person or email resumé to Don@smalldog.com. Nonsmokers only.

TORTILLA FLAT IS NOW HIRING part-time hostess/waitstaff positions. Please apply in person at 317 Riverside Ave., Burlington, VT. No phone calls, please.

TWO DAYS EACH WEEK; often more. The boss is a slave-driver with a big flexible heart. You have great computer/administrative skills and get to work mostly on your own, inside and outside the office. The quality of the work topics, discussion and views out the window are rich and stimulating. You value welldeveloped communication skills in yourself and others. You’re brave, organized, energetic and know how to have fun. Fax or email the boss a bunch of stuff about you, how much you want and why you’re looking for work.

425-6063 or scb@briar burling.com.

YOUTH COUNSELOR/TEACHER: Make a difference in the lives of at-risk youth. Get paid to canoe, backpack and make friends you’ll keep for life. Year-round, residential positions. Excellent salary/benefits. Details and online application, www.eckerd. org., or send resumé to Career Advisor/CL, Eckerd Youth Alternatives, P.O. Box 7450, Clearwater, FL 33758. EOE. (AAN CAN)

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MARIJUANA AND TOBACCO SMOKERS NEEDED for UVM research study! We need people who are smokers of both tobacco and marijuana. This is not a treatment study. Must be at least 18 years old. Compensation up to $775. Call 847-7897. All calls and participation confidential.

4 volunteers

VERMONT MARIJUANA POLICY PROJECT: Seeking volunteers for Get Out The Vote efforts for election activities on 11/1-11/2.

Areas across the state. If interested, call Nancy Lynch, 223-0800.

4 childcare

EXPERIENCED, LOCAL NANNY seeks Burlington-area work, live in/out. Outgoing, energetic, creative childcare provider looking for fun and appreciative family. Great refs. Suzanne, 646-420-5494.

4 business opps

$20K+ MONTHLY POTENTIAL in first 6-12 months! Not MLM. Work from home. Training provided. Serious only. Call 24/7, 800-649-3037 or visit www.ed barnettco.com. (AAN CAN) A $250K+ 1st-year income opportunity. Home-based. No selling. Not MLM! Call 1-877347-3745 * 24 hrs. Training and support provided. (AAN CAN) A PROVEN MONEY MAKER! 6figure potential income from home. If serious, call 1-800615-8013.

ALL CASH CANDY ROUTE! Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9995. 1-800-807-6525.

(AAN CAN) EARN $3500 WEEKLY! Answering surveys online! $25$75/survey! Guaranteed paychecks! Mystery shoppers needed! $57/hour shopping! Free grants! Receive $500,000$800,000! www.RealCash Programs.com (AAN CAN).

FRUSTRATED? Learn how we have helped 1000s of frustrated individuals identify surprising business or franchise opportunities. Call Pat Burns at The Entrepreneur’s Source, 1-866450-0077.

GET PAID TO SHOP! Mystery shoppers needed to pose as customers! Training provided.

FT/PT. Call now! 1-800690-1273. (AAN CAN) GOVERNMENT JOBS: Earn $12 $48/hour. Avail. w/full medical/dental benefits and paid training on clerical, administrative, law enforcement, homeland security, wildlife, more! 1-800320-9353, ext. 2012. (AAN CAN) NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 17 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or call AAN Classified Network at 202-822-1955. (AAN CAN).

4 lost & found

LARGE REWARD FOR LOST SMALL DOG. 9/5, Buddy the Yorkshire Terrier, went missing.

Lost at the Pet Food Warehouse on Williston Rd. Slipped his collar, he is a brown, neutered male, about 8 lbs. Children at home are really upset. Large reward for information leading to his return. 893-1864 or 893-2227.

LOST: Italian miniature Greyhound. Male, brown w/white chest, no collar, named Duke.

Reward! This dog is very loved and missed, please help me bring him home. Stephen Doll, 864-3661.

4 announcements CASH NOW FOR structured settlements, annuities and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310. J.G. Wentworth means cash now for structured settlements. (AAN CAN)

INDICT LAURA BUSH. Consciousness of guilt. The lies of Laura Bush. Laura Bush, a threat to national security! See the case for premeditation at www.childbutcher.com. (AAN CAN)

4 entertainment

CASTING: TV series seeks people struggling with painful compulsions; eating disorders, addictions to danger, video games, steroids, hoarding, sex, plastic surgery. Please visit www.habitstv.com for information. (AAN CAN).

EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or funon-one show. 802-658-1464.

New talent welcome.

GALAXY ENTERTAINMENT: The future in adult entertainment, today! Featuring hot college girls, horny housewives and more. Available now for your bachelor party or private function. 802-865-4244. New talent welcome.

MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn up to $200-$600/day. Have fun as a movie extra. All looks, types and ages needed. TV, music videos, commercials, films and print.

Extras on call. 1-800-260-3949, ext. 3001. (AAN CAN).

MOVIE EXTRAS/MODELS NEEDED! Earn up to $200 - $400 per day. No experience required.

PT/FT. All looks and ages needed. Call now! 1-800-834-3259.

(AAN CAN) PURE GOLD: Best prices.

Birthday, bachelor, bachelorette parties, private functions. 802865-3933. New talent welcome.

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FULL CHARGE BOOKKEEPER: A/P, A/R, payroll, Quickbooks, etc. 16 years experience. Call Lisa, 802-759-2078 or email rowell@madriver.com.

MATH TUTOR now accepting new students. High school and undergraduate math courses. Master’s degree, seven years experience, refs. avail. Contact marisa.deb owsky@gmail.com or 862-3894.

MUSHROOM SNOWPLOWING: 25 years of experience. Excellent rates. Call Scott, 802-236-4948.

PC SOLUTIONS offers virus/ spewer removal, troubleshooting, upgrades and tutorials for small business and home computer users. Quality, dependable service. Contact Michael, 434-6539. www.vermontpcsolutions.com.

THE CLEAN FREAK will bust your dust! Experienced and energetic housecleaning service. Excellent references. Call Mara, 863-9872.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO CREATE financial abundance in your life?

Join our growing group who has learned how. Call 802-985-5289 to attend a free seminar.

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In-House

COMPUTERS Repairs, Upgrades & More!

We make house calls!

email: in-housecomp@verizon.net

864-7470

A+ CERTIFIED COMPUTER REPAIR by excellent technicians.

Low rates, fast turnaround.

Refurbished computers available.

ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23.

COMPUTER REPAIRS AND UPGRADES: PCs, Macs, networking, web design, tutoring, digital graphics and audio editing.

Competitive rates. Many references. House calls and in-shop.

Free quote, 864-7470 or inhousecomp@verizon.net.

COMPUTER SOLUTIONS AND REPAIR: Check, tune, fix. Virus protection/removal. Software and hardware, web design. Free pickup and drop-off. Contact Andrew, 310-9440 or AKalinen@uvm.edu.

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LAWSUIT PENDING? Need $ now? Why wait months, or years? Get the pre-settlement funding you need today!

888-705-4341 or 518-583-1855.

ExcaliburFundingPrograms.com.

(AAN CAN) REFINANCE EXISTING STUDENT loans, up to $1000 cash back.

Lower monthly payments, up to 50%. Lock in rates as low as 2.875%! Call 1-800-209-6142.

(AAN CAN).

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CHAMPLAIN MOVING: Best rates around! Fully insured. Reliable.

Flexible. Free estimates.

Small/large jobs. Locally owned/operated. Contact Cory, 520 Porters Point Rd., Colchester. 802-288-1528.

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ANNIE’S HOUSECLEANING SERVICE: Low rates. Third cleaning, 2 hours, free. Senior citizen discount. 2 drawings per month for 2 hours free cleaning for regular customers. 796-3296 or 5784572.

BRING THE SPARKLE BACK IN TO YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE. Call “Big Boss” Brager and “the gold crown kid.” Eco-friendly. Specializing in top-to-bottom, whole house cleanings. 862-9431.

NON-TOXIC CLEANING: Residential and commercial .

Thorough, honest, reliable.

Burlington through Morrisville areas. Refs. upon request. Call Geneva, 644-8045.

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ARTISTS/PHOTOGRAPHERS: Affordable Archival Fine Art Digital Print Making and Digital Photography copy services. Bring original artwork and get one FREE digital copy and one FREE 8x10 Gicle’e print. Churchman Creative Services, 802-899-2200. churchman.inc@verizon.net.

CASTING CALL: BOP Films seeks actors/actresses for indie feature. Interviews Saturday, November 6, Burlington. Visit www.bopfilms.com for location, roles available, film info.

NEW GALLERY OPENING in Essex, reviewing portfolios of two-and three-dimensional work in all media. Also accepting audition tapes for small musical performances in jazz, classical, folk and blues. Contact Enigma Gallery, 879-9220 or visit www.viewenigma.com for more information.

4 photography

FEMALE MODELS WANTED for various G-rated projects. Free portfolio pictures, experience, possible start in the business.

David Russell Photography, 8621172 or rusldp@juno.com or visit www.rusldp.com.

FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM: Includes installation. Four mo. free programming w/NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. Over 250 channels! Limited-time offer, S&H, restrictions apply. 1-800877-1251. (AAN CAN).

FREE DIRECTV SATELLITE: Free.

Get 4 months of 225 channels, free 4-room system installed.

Best offer ever! Programming starts at only $39.99/mo. 1-888554-6059. (AAN CAN) FURNACE: Oil, 100btu, 1988 Williamson, excellent condition, just cleaned, currently in operation, disconnected and avail. for pickup in Hinesburg on 11/1-2 only. $200. 238-8933.

GAS STOVE: Jotul Allagash in matte black w/thermostat. Only 2 years old. Perfect condition.

Check out online, http://jotul flame.com/newgf300dv.html. $950. Call 324-1951.

L.L. BEAN SUMMER SLEEPING bags, 4-person tent, leather flight jacket, large Jade trees, microwave, Filene’s oatmeal curtains, 2 sets, church pew, clock radio/tape player, two person glass/bamboo table and chairs, Imagewriter. 864-3667 ext. 14, ask for Sophie.

PACIFIC FITNESS HOME GYM w/leg press. Excellent condition. $900/OBO. 951-2400.

SPA! Overstocked! New 7 person spa, loaded! Includes cover, delivery and warranty. $2999, was $5999. 1-888-397-3529.

(AAN CAN).

4 furniture

LEATHER SOFA AND CHAIR: Repro leather tufted Chesterfield sofa, perfect for prof. office or in your home. New $2000, asking $850. Tufted leather Queen Anne style chair, goes well with sofa. $1000 new, asking $400.

Both in great shape. Call 8643933, 9 a.m. - 8 p.m.

4 computers

NEED NEW COMPUTER? Bad credit, no problem! Buy a new computer now and pay later.

New computers and laptops from $20/mo. Call now, 1-800-3111542. (AAN CAN).

4 music for sale

CELLOS, STRING BASSES, VIOLINS, VIOLAS: New and old instruments, sales, restoration and repair. Experienced luthiers.

Paul Perley Cellos, in business since 1988. 802-229-1501, pperleycellos@aol.com.

4 music services

CD MANUFACTURING: Give us a call and see why over 200 of New England’s top musicians trust us with their CD manufacturing. Great prices and excellent service! Call Charles Eller Studios at 802-425-3508.

COSMIC HILL RECORDING: MIDI and production services. Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and production.

Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 4963166. Moretown, VT. QUESTION MARK PRODUCTIONS: Audio engineering/production, live sound, recording. 802-578-9356.

4 pets

FIVE 8-WEEK-OLD DOG-LOVING KITTENS. Free to good home.

Two orange Tiger males, three pretty, multi-colored, dark, Tiger females. 863-5307.

FREE PARAKEET(S): Two male parakeets (blue/white), free to responsible owner. Cage included. Please contact Chad, 802288-9476.

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EARTH-LITE MASSAGE TABLE: Avalon, portable massage table, sage-green. Comes w/headcradle and black carrying-case and strap. Great condition, great deal: $400. Call 229-5996.

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7D SUPPORTGROUPSLEGALS REMOTE RECORDING: We just went mobile! Charles Eller Studios is pleased to announce the addition of our new remote recording rig. Record anywhere you want on our new Yamaha O2R96 console with Protools HD for a total of 56 channels at 24bit/96k. Our collection of vintage and modern microphones as well as classic outboard gear makes this a unique recording option. Record your next CD for far less than the cost of a studio CD without compromising the quality! For more info about “Big Blue” see us at charlesellerstu dios.com or call 802-425-3508.

4 musicians wanted ACOUSTIC GUITAR AND/OR PIANO PLAYER WANTED: Contem-porary Folk singer/songwriter (female) is looking for guitarist and/or pianist to accompany her original music, guitar and vocals. 325-3261.

BASS PLAYER WANTED for ready-to-gig band. Local. Stone Temple Pilots, Three Doors Down and more. Contact Cory or Chris, 288-1528.

LOOKING FOR MUSICIANS to form a band with a play list similar to that of WOKO (country).

Call 373-4164.

SEEKING GUITARIST FOR ROCK/FUSION instrumental trio. Influences: Dregs/Steve Morse, Jeff Beck, etc. Possible “second” project? Contact Kevin, boziot@ yahoo.com. or 8496025.

WANTED: UPRIGHT BASSIST and multi-instrumentalist (banjo, fiddle, percussion). We are guitar, mandolin, and vocals.

Hillbilly, folk, w/world flavors.

Call Skunk Hollow, 860-1984.

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GUITAR: All styles/levels.

Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kiliman jaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 862-7696, www.paulasbell.com.

GUITAR INSTRUCTION: Relaxed yet disciplined arena. 20+ years experience. No-pretense environment fosters technique and creativity. Beginners welcome. Refs. avail. 802-877-3624.

PRIVATE GUITAR INSTRUCTION in Essex Jct. Beginner to advanced. Many styles; sevenstring, electric, acoustic, bass.

872-8861. franky.andreas@veri zon.net.

VIOLIN LESSONS with Tom Charpentier. For all ages and abilities. Experience the joy of the four strings of the violin vibrating in harmony under your chin, right from the first lesson.

Impossible you say, call today.

Let me know that you saw this ad and receive your first lesson free. For more information, call Tom 434-4449.

4 travel

CHEAPEST CHINA TOURS: Beijing, 5-days, only $249!

China highlight, 12-days, $1099!

14-day Yangtze River Cruise, $1299! More great deals at www.ChinaPlanner.com or 800779-2856. (AAN CAN).

4 legals

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 27. No parking except with resident parking permit.

No person shall park any vehicle with a valid resident parking permit or a valid guest pass and clearly identifiable service or delivery vehicles on any street designated as “residential parking.” (a) Streets designated for residential parking at all times include:

(1) through (36) As Written (37) North Street from High Grove Court to North Prospect Street. (b) [Streets designated for residential parking from 6:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. include: (Reserved).] Streets designated for residential parking from 12:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m. include: (1) South Willard Street from Cliff Street to Howard Street. (c) As Written (d) As Written (e) As Written Adopted this 6th day of October 2004 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director- Technical Services Adopted 10/6/2004; Published 10/27/04; Effective 11/17/04 Materials in [Brackets] delete.

Material underlined add.

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. Chittenden Superior Court Cicil Action No: S226-02-Cnc JONATHAN MERRILL and JENNIFER J. TAYLOR-MERRILL v.

LATHAM TRAILERS SALE, INC. v.

EMPIRE HOMES, LLC and DARRYL L. HAYDEN SUMMONS To the above-named Third-Party Defendant, Empire Homes, LLC: You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Jeffrey S. Marlin, Esq., Defendant/ThirdParty Plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is Lynn, Thomas & Mihalich, P.C., 7 Kilburn Street, Suite 5, Burlington, Vermont 05401, an answer to the ThirdParty Complaint which is herewith served upon you, within twenty (20) days after service of this Summons upon you, exclusive of the day of service. You are further summoned and required to serve upon Plaintiff’s attorney, Richard R. Goldsborough, Esq., whose address is Perry, Schmucker & Goldsborough, PLLC, P.O. Box 2323, South Burlington, Vermont 05407, an answer to the Second Amended Complaint and Jury Demand which is herewith served upon you, within twenty (20) days after service of this Summons upon you, exclusive of the day of service. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Second Amended Complaint and the Third-Party Complaint. Your answer must be filled with the Court. Unless the relief demanded in the Second Amended Complaint and the Third-Party Complaint is for damage covered by a liability insurance policy under which the insurer has the right or obligation to conduct the defense, or unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a), your answer must state as a counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the Plaintiffs and/or Defendant/Third-Party Plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action.

Dated: August 13, 2004 Jeffrey S. Marlin, Esq. Attorney for Defendant/ThirdParty Plaintiff Latham Trailer Sales, Inc.

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT GROUP here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confidential help line) 652-4636, MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6

p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com.

TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski.

Sundays, 6 p.m. Weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR PAINTERS: Borders, upstairs, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Info, contact Jacqueline, 658-2976.

INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@books byme.us.

MOM SUPPORT GROUP: Mothers of young children meet in a supportive environment to talk about what parenting is really like. The Growth Center, 8 Pearl St., Essex Junction. 78:30 p.m. every other Wednesday, beginning November 17.

Must pre-register. Info, 8791207.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana.

PARENTING GROUP: Parenting group for parents/guardians of children of any age. Wednesday mornings. Please call River Valley Associates for more information. 651-7520.

AL-ANON/ALATEEN: Local meetings held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide.

Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m.

For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net.

Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 78:30 p.m. Call Valerie, 655-9478.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m.

Call for location, 223-4111.

SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through.

Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-6309.

ADD PARTNERS SUPPORT GROUP forming. Does your partner or spouse have ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)?

Would love to get together and share experiences, support, challenges. Please contact addpart ner@yahoo.com.

WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information.

WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives.

Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by

Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County.

Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info.

REIKI SUPPORT GROUP: JULY 18, 1-3 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. All levels of students and practitioners are welcome. For more info., contact Joan at 860-4673 or Lynn at 893-3064.

WANTED: Fellow painters to get together bi-weekly for coffee and to discuss our work. Support each other’s creativity! Show your work. Meet at local downtown coffee shops. Call 6582976, if interested.

AHOY, BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group, where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its health-giving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartver mont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free.

Info, 479-0684. 12-step program designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental/emotional problems.

SELF-REALIZATION: Social/ support group for like-minded people interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, transcendence and transformation.

Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@together.net.

NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com.

WOMEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always! Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free! Let’s decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you?

Anne, 861-6000.

BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston.

Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org.

AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463.

WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@ aol.com.

SMART RECOVERY: For info, contact Bob at 425-4058 or email carmody@madriver.com.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right onto Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT group: Second Thursday of each month.

McClure MultiGenerational Center, 6-8 p.m. Those who have hepatitis, their friends and family members are welcome. 454-1316.

ARE YOU A BUTCH, F2M, StoneButch, TGButch, TransMan, Femme, High Femme or any other description of Butch, FtM or Femme/feminine woman? If so, join us as we plan fun activities and offer each other resources, support and friendship within the Butch/FtMFemme world. For more info, contact Miss Morpheus at miss morpheus1@yahoo.com.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781.

WOULD YOU LIKE to join a thriving, mixed social group?

Get together for various activities/friendship in Montpelier/ Burlington. 229-4390 or email treesha7@email.com.

SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel. com.

PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119.

MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at the Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine.

Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info.

NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495.

ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847.

BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m.

Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester.

Call Deb Parizo, 863-8644.

LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential.

SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free).

MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135.

FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m.

The Arbors. 985-8600.

SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL violence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women’s Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 8640555.

DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I’m thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interested email Bob at bberman@ ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779.

WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area.

Info, 656-3280.

“HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-

6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support.

DEBTORS ANONYMOUS: Mon., 6-7 p.m. Wed. 7-8 a.m. Sat. 1011:30 a.m. Brenda, 658-9278.

BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming.

COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS: Every 3rd Tuesday of the month, 7-9 p.m. Christ Church Presbyterian, UVM, Burlington.

Info, 482-5319. People mourning the loss of children, grandchildren or siblings find help and support.

PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester.

Info, 800-639-1888. This “manto-man” support group deals with the disease.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655.

Overeaters get support in addressing their problem.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem?

Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area.

AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512.

Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help.

DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member.

The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www.together.net/cvana.

EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free.

Info, 899-3006. This 12-step program is designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental or emotional problem.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12step program.

HEROIN 101: Educational and informational support group.

Free. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. GMNC. 275 College St. Info, 860-3567.

ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m.

Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m.

ADULTS EXPERIENCING the death of a loved one: Two Wed. evenings a month, First Congregational Church, Burlington. Info, 434-4159.

DEMENTIA & ALZHEIMER’S disease support group for the caregivers: Barre, meets at Rowan Ct., 4th Wed. of month at 3 p.m. Montpelier, 338 River St., 2nd Wed. of month at 7 p.m.

PARKINSON’S DISEASE: meets 1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr., Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail. by calling 863-3982 in advance.

CANCER SUPPORT GROUP: For people with cancer and their families. UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 2nd and 4th Mon., 56:30 p.m. Info, 847-8400.

WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT group: UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 1st and 3rd Mon., 56:30 p.m. Info, 847-8400.

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4 colonic hydrotherapy

COLONIC HYDROTHERAPY: Digestive wellness. 20 years experience in holistic therapies.

“Wellness begins from within.”

Call for appt. 660-0779.

4 feng shui FENG SHUI VERMONT: Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Change your surroundings, change your life!

Certified Feng Shui Practitioner Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802496-2306, cwheelock@feng shuivermont.com, www.feng shuivermont.com.

4 general health MIND-BODY-SPIRIT MEDICINE. Opening Soon! The Maya Center for Integrated Medicine and Research provides comprehensive integrated health care for children and families.

Services include traditional bio-

medicine, naturopathy, nutrition, herbal remedies, mindbody skills work, meditation, stress reduction and restorative yoga offered by licensed professionals. Call 802-985-4003.

VIAGRA: $2.40/dose. Cialis available. Lowest price refills.

Guaranteed! Call PBG we can help! Nonprofit organization.

Toll-free: 1-866-887-7283.

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free will astrology RE AL (March 21-Apr. 19): When I advise you to spend the Halloween season awakening and nurturing your wildness, I’m referring to the definition of that word offered by Robert Bly in his book The Rag and Bone Shop of the Heart. To be wild is not to be crazy like a criminal or psychotic, but “mad as the mist and snow.” It has nothing to do with being childish or primitive, nor does it manifest as manic rebellion or self-damaging alienation. The marks of wildness, Bly says, are a love of nature, a delight in silence, a voice free to say spontaneous things, and an exuberant curiosity in the face of the unknown. Follow these leads, Aries, and expand on their meaning. Halloween costume suggestions: whirling dervish, ecstatic saint, Green Man, Artemis, Pan, trickster crone.

TAURUS

(Apr. 20-May 20): In his book How’s Your AQ Today?, exbusiness executive Ed Rychkun says that our culture is so twisted that most bosses and leaders are jerks. In fact, it’s often necessary “to be an a**hole in order to succeed.” (The “AQ” in his title stands for “A**hole Quotient.”) I doubt that you’re an arrogant tyrant, insensitive egotist or deceitful bully, Taurus, so I can’t imagine that you have a high AQ. That may also mean you’ve never been in a position to manipulate and exploit lots of people. According to my reading of the astrological omens, however, you need to temporarily experience what corrupt power is like. It will fill a gap in your education. That’s why I suggest you disguise yourself as a domineering, hyperambitious honcho this Halloween.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): Most of us lie regularly. Studies say the average person unleashes three fictions

per day. Our deceits are often harmless, designed to avoid hurting someone’s feelings or to spare ourselves from inconvenience. Still, the habit is so unconscious it puts us in peril of falsifying more important matters. Your task in the coming week, Gemini, is to investigate your tendency to distort the truth. The masquerade season presents you with an opportunity to do this in a radically fun way: through parody and exaggeration. For your Halloween persona, you could be “The Big Liar.” At parties, tell nonstop whoppers. Wear white clothes on which you’ve written fibs like “I am President of Madagascar,” “Eating ice cream and potato chips prevents cancer” and “Luxembourg is hiding weapons of mass destruction.”

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): Real estate developer and TV star Donald Trump filed an application with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

He was seeking to get a legal death grip on his signature phrase, “You’re fired!”

That inspired me to try to get a trademark for one of my favorite declarations, “You’re a genius!” I haven’t had a good excuse to direct that praise your way any time recently, Cancerian, but in the coming weeks you’ll be the sign most deserving of it. You are now at the height of your originality; you’re as close as you’ve ever been to discovering your special mission here on Earth. For Halloween, consider dressing up as a famous prodigy, including any of the following: Mozart, Leonardo da Vinci, Stephen Hawking, Nobel Prize-winning chemist Marie Curie, Jane Goodall, Georgia O’Keefe or hip-hop artist Missy Elliot.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): “In the very earliest time,” wrote the Inuit

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shamaness and poet Nalungiaq, “people and animals spoke the same language.”

Your Halloween assignment, Leo, is to find within you the atavistic remnant of that magic. Imagine yourself as an animal that speaks. Visualize yourself as a human who growls or brays or warbles.

Picture yourself as a creature who can easily shift back and forth between the two parts of you, the animal that talks and the human who crows and bellows and purrs. Costume suggestions: panther-witch, eagle-clown, crocodile-executive, dragonfly-doctor, bear-rock star.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Nothing could give you more power over your fears than a Halloween devoted to impersonating your fears. That’s why I suggest you get yourself a costume that will let you pretend to be what you’re most afraid of. If a nuclear explosion is your greatest bugaboo, dress up as a mushroom cloud. If your boss is the source of your most primal dread, become him or her for a couple of days.

If you’re terrified of being exposed as a fraud or descending into poverty or losing your good looks, dive into the heart of that scary experience.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): No provocative poetry this week, Libra. No sublime philosophy or soulful psychology. Just the facts, ma’am or sir. It’s time to get down to Earth and back to basics; time to cut the crap and prune the weeds. So try this no-nonsense straight talk on for size: Don’t negotiate when you’re exhausted.

Tolerate a temporary hassle if you’re sure it will lead to a permanent upgrade. Be a creator rather than a spectator. Sell yourself first, then your product. Don’t vote for smiling monsters who play on your fears. For

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Halloween, dress up as a hundred-dollar bill or a hammer and a nail or a book called How to Be Real.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “To be silent when it’s time to speak is a weakness,” says a Persian proverb. I say it’s also a bad idea to speak when it’s time to be silent. In the coming week, one of these rules or the other will always be in effect for you, Scorpio. To know which one is in ascendancy at any given time, you’ll have to be very alert; conditions will be shifting constantly. Make it your goal to be so attuned to the fresh truth of each new moment that you will always express yourself when the time is ripe, and shut up when it isn’t. Halloween costume suggestions: a pythoness or fortune-teller; a talking mime or a silent clown who carries around chalk and a portable chalkboard to communicate; Triumph the Insult Comic Dog with a muzzle.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 1204, Roman Catholic Crusaders destroyed Constantinople because it was the spiritual center of the Orthodox Christian Church, which had broken away from Vatican rule. Almost 800 years later, Pope John Paul II formally apologized to the Orthodox leader, Bartholomew I. It took a while, but Bartholomew finally accepted the apology in 2004.

In the coming week, Sagittarius, I urge you to be inspired by their actions as you carry out an orgy of atonement.

Extend forgiveness even to those who hurt you long ago, and ask for forgiveness even from those you hurt long ago. Halloween costume suggestion: religious penitent or self-flagellant.

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CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): Lessons becoming available to you in the near future will offer more long-range benefits than you can imagine. If you take them to heart, they could influence you to make changes that will ultimately allow you to live past the age of 100. They might also help you bring your 10-year and 20year master plans into sharper focus.

Added bonus: Your priorities concerning love will receive a spiritual version of a chiropractic adjustment. Halloween costume suggestion: an eager, curious student who carries books and takes notes everywhere you go.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The omurasaki butterfly is native to East Asia. Though beautiful and graceful, it’s unusually big and strong.

In territorial battles over who gets the right to suck the sap of the kunugi and konara trees, it beats out all of its butterfly competitors, and is even known to chase away birds that try to horn in on its sweet treat. I suggest that you dress up as the big, purple-winged omurasaki this Halloween. It will symbolize your soul’s growing ability to be elegant yet tough — to be a gliding and lyrical yet willful force of nature.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): I predict that in the next 11 months you will be wanted, needed, desired and adored more than you ever have before. You may also be mistrusted and doubted more frequently as well. To put yourself in a frame of mind that will prepare you for this state, I suggest you choose from the following disguises for your Halloween revels: a gorgeous femme fatale, a generous billionaire or a barrel of oil.

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$9.88 to start. Pilkington, a distributor of automotive glass, has an immediate opening for full-time warehouse/driver position at our Williston service center. This position offers paid holidays, vacations, and 401k. Candidates must be reliable, customer oriented, have a good driving record and pass a drug screening.

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LICENSED MENTAL HEALTH CLINICIANS sought to join established, interdisciplinary mental health practice in Montpelier. New contracts and additional office space have created opportunities for both full- and part-time clinicians. Our practice serves children, adolescents, adults and families. We offer individual, couples and group therapy services. We work with all payors and managed care intermediaries, and we have contracts with many area agencies. We provide full administrative support and billing services.

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Administrative Contractor: Vermont Head Start Association seeks qualified administrative services contractor to provide administrative support to include clerical services, maintaining membership records, coordinating VHSA meetings, conducting research, developing brochures, compiling data and reports, and other duties as required.

Qualifications: Must have excellent verbal, written, organizational, and communication skills; speed, proficiency and accuracy with word processing; and skills in MS Office (Word, Excel, Power Point), email and Internet.

Contracted position for 20 hours per month at $25.00 per hour. Flexible schedule, but must be available on the 2nd Thursday of each month for majority of VHSA meetings occurring in White River Junction, and other meetings as required.

Please submit resumé and cover letter with three work references. Applications must be received by Wednesday, Nov. 10. For more information, please contact Paul Behrman at (802) 651-4180. Applications may be sent by mail (to address below), fax (802-658-0983) or email ewilliams@cvoeo.org.

Champlain Valley Head Start VHSA – Administrative Contractor 431 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401

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EMPLOYMENT Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Advocate to provide support, advocacy and educational groups to child witnesses of domestic violence and their mothers. Will work in community and at shelter. Experience required.

Full-time, weekdays/evenings. EOE. For job description: www.whbw.org. Letter and resumĂŠ by October 29th.

WHBW PO Box 1535 Women Helping Battered Women Burlington, VT 05402

Cool Warehouse is seeking seasonal part/full-time people. Email inquires to: coolmailorder@yahoo.com Or call (802) 651-0675 between 10am-5pm Monday-Friday.

Please leave daytime phone number.

PART-TIME BAKER Needed for our busy Shelburne bakery. Reliable person with flexibility. Please stop by our store on Route 7, for an application or call (802) 9852000 for more information.

Famous for Smoked Meats and Fine Foods

PROJECT MANAGER Delivery Driver â&#x20AC;˘ Bakery (part-time) Organized morning delivery driver. Delivery van provided. Thurs, Fri with possible Sat, Sun. 7:30am - noon. Call 655-5282.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;It is one of the strange ironies of this strange life [that] those who work the hardest, who subject themselves to the strictest discipline, who give up certain pleasurable things in order to achieve a goal, are the happiest people.â&#x20AC;?

-Brutus Hamilton

VERMONT INTEGRATIVE MEDICINE OFFICE COORDINATOR

A re you detail-oriented and phone friendly? Do you have strong Microsoft Excel, Word and PowerPoint skills?

for naturopathic medical practice

We are seeking a full-time office assistant to help us grow.

Please mail a cover letter and resumĂŠ to:

Vermont Wine Merchants 255 South Champlain Street Burlington, VT 05401 No phone calls please.

in holistic health clinic with warm atmosphere 4 days/approx.

32 hour per week. Caring individual with excellent communication skills and computer fluency. Wide-ranging tasks include: dispensing, inventory and purchasing of extensive natural pharmacy; reception; phone; fax; record keeping and filing; errands, etc.

Please send resumĂŠ to: 172 Berlin St., Montpelier, VT 05602 (802) 229-2635

VEGETARIAN COOK Full-time position. Cooking experience necessary.

Must have excellent knife skills, be creative and work as a team player. Apply in person.

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burlington

Burlington Construction Management Co. is seeking an experienced, hard-working Project Manager. Positive attitude a must. Career advancement possibilities. Please call (802)862-1997, or fax resumĂŠ to (802)862-9600.

GOLDFIELD CONSTRUCTION MANAGEMENT, LLC. 131 Church Street, Burlington, VT

The Growing Place Child Development Center, an NAEYC accredited center, is searching for a GREAT teacher! Must be motivated, reliable, energetic, creative, and committed to children. Experience required.

Degree in ECE or related field preferred.

Please call Patty at 879-2525 or send resumĂŠ to kimax6@verizon.net.

Full and part-time QUEEN CITY PRINTERS INC.

Press Operator: Queen City Printers Inc. is currently seeking an experienced multicolor press operator for production of high quality work. Daytime position. Call for application, 802-864-4566, or send resumĂŠ.

FOH LINE COOKS Have to be great with people and work well with others. Perks include great shows (free), ski passes, gym membership and more.

Nectars â&#x20AC;˘ 188 Main St. â&#x20AC;˘ Burlington

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Grand Isle Supervisory Union SPEECH LANGUAGE PATHOLOGIST

Human Resources Full-time position available for New England-based service business with 25 locations headquartered in Burlington, VT. Candidate must have excellent communication skills and specialize in customer and employee relations. Three years recent experience preferred.

Competitive compensation and benefits. Send resumĂŠ to:

Frank Cooper, Inc. 1475 Shelburne Road South Burlington, VT 05403

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Operations Manager to take us to the next level!

Small â&#x20AC;&#x201C; but growing â&#x20AC;&#x201C; profitable Internet company seeks a dedicated, hard-working, successful/proven, motivated individual with strong sales and business background.

Regional connections to a Vermont customer base and Internet advertising experience a plus.

Top package available for performance based results.

Send resumĂŠ with cover letter to: Corporation president â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Mark Koffman Mark@Vermont.com

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Immediate full-time opening in EEE Program.

Candidate must have a Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and be eligible for license in Vermont.

Send transcripts, resumĂŠ, proof of license and 3 letters of reference to: Grand Isle Supervisory Union 5038 US Route 2 North Hero, VT 05474

EXPERIENCED PRESS OPERATOR Experienced operators needed to run 12-unit offset web press. Work on state of the art equipment, earn up to $18 an hour, receive a great benefits package and work with a quality crew.

Press apprentices also needed. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re willing to train the right people. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to participate in this exciting venture, send letter and qualifications to:

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT BREAD DELIVERY THE SHERATON BURLINGTON HOTEL 7 Servers 7 Restaurant Supervisor 7 Front Desk Agents 7 Front Desk Supervisors 7 Reservations Agent 7 Housekeepers All shifts available and full-time with benefits.

NATE BALL, HUMAN RESOURCES 870 WILLISTON ROAD, SO. BURLINGTON, VT 05403 OR EMAIL: BURLINGTONVT.HR@SHERATON.COM

Job Hotline: 865-6611

We have a full-time position available for a trustworthy, Duxbury, VT dependable individual who enjoys early mornings, working with the public and driving around our beautiful state. Competitive wages, benefits (and bread perks!).

Organize and lead classes for water system operators.

More information at www.neruralwater.org Resumés due by 11/1/04.

BREAD BAKER We have an opening for a baking shift without typical “baker’s hours.” If you enjoy hard physical work and appreciate the satisfaction of making good food, we have a full-time job for you. We offer competitive wages and good benefits.

Contact Randy at 244-0966 or randy@redhenbaking.com

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Engaging minds that change the world

ERP Technical & Infrastructure Team Member (System Administrator) VP for Finance and Administration Oversee and provide leadership of administration and systems support for large-scale Administrative Information Systems Replacement Project (Project CATalyst). Install, maintain, modify and administer multiple platform server software supporting Administrative Information Systems implementation project. Provide project management, issue tracking/resolution, change management, quality assurance/test, and training of technical and operational staff and provide advanced technical support and coordination of technology and services. Bachelor's degree in Computer Science, Management Information Systems or related field and three to five years systems programming and systems administration experience in a large scale networked host environment required or an equivalent combination.

Experience with UNIX and TCP/IP networks and knowledge of operating systems, network architecture, and modern distributed computer systems required. Effective analytical, organizational and communication skills required. Two positions available, #030729 and #030730.

For further information on these positions, or to apply with electronic application, resume, cover letter and references, visit our web site at: www.uvmjobs.com . Tel. #656-3494.

The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

Water Trainer

The seasons are ready for a change!

ARE YOU? Professional Nurses Service, Vermont’s only statewide, JCAHO-accredited home health care provider, has immediate employment opportunities in your area for:

RNs and LPNs

(full-time, part-time, Per Diem) Call today or mail resumés to:

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Professional Nurses Service PO Box 188, Winooski, VT 05404 (802) 655-7111 or 1-800-44-NURSE M.Smith@pronurses.com

Engaging minds that change the world

Pasture Outreach Assistant Center for Sustainable Agriculture 75% of full-time with full benefits. Assist coordinator with implementation of statewide pasture management outreach program for UVM Center for Sustainable Agriculture. Work with farmer grazing association, USDA Natural Resource Conservation Service, and other agencies and organizations to achieve outreach goals.

Promote and support pasture based educational activities, organize conferences and workshops, and facilitate information flow among program collaborators, farmers, and other public and private organizations. Bachelor's degree in a related or specialized field and one to four years' related experience and demonstrated knowledge of sustainable agriculture required, or an equivalent combination.

Effective communication skills required. Ability to travel within Vermont on regular basis required. Computer experience to include word processing, data base management, electronic mail and web maintenance highly desirable.

For further information, or to apply with electronic application, resume and cover letter for #030720, visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com. Tel: 802-656-3494.

The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer.

Northeastern Family Institute NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following positions:

AWAKE OVERNIGHT STAFF NFI is seeking Awake Overnight Counselors for its residential programs for youth. Experience working with children and adolescents desired. This is a full-time position with benefits. We offer a competitive salary.

RESIDENTIAL COUNSELORS Seeking counselors to work at our residential programs. Work with a talented team in a fast-paced environment. Experience working with children with emotional and behavioral challenges desired. Responsibilities include counseling youth, ADL (activity, daily learning), hygiene & living skills, and assist in treatment and discharge planning. This is a full-time position with a competitive salary.

Come join the creative, dynamic team at NFI. Call Jaime Wark today at 658-3924 Ext. 624, or email your resumé to: jlwark@earthlink.net.

RECEPTIONIST Thursdays, October 28 and November 4.

Thursdays, October 28 and November 4.

NFI Vermont, Inc. is looking for an enthusiastic part-time receptionist to answer phone and greet visitors and perform miscellaneous clerical and office functions. Great phone and computer skills required. Please send resumé to Bobbie Perreault, HR Manager, NFI VT, 30 Airport Road, South Burlington, VT 05403, or email bobbieperreault@nafi.com.

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EMPLOYMENT Join the Small Dog team!

Do you love to be outside during the winter months? Do you enjoy meeting new people?

Are you reliable and hardworking? Do you love to ski and ride at Stowe? If so, join the Team at Stowe Mountain Resort.

We are looking for people to fill the following full- and part-time seasonal positions: • Mountain Access Stewards • Lift Attendants • Lift Operators • Grooming & Heavy Equipment Personnel • Ski Patrol • Snowmakers

For a fun, fast paced time.

Small Dog Electronics is seeking a qualified individual to join our team as a part-time sales representative for our busy retail showroom in Waitsfield, Vermont. The successful candidate will have strong computer skills with preference given for those individuals that have Apple Macintosh skills.

Candidates must be available Saturdays and be able to commit 20 hours per week.

Please e-mail your resume to Rob Berkey at: Berkey@smalldog.com, no phone calls please.

For more information or to complete an application, please contact:

Shelter Advocate Provides direct service, oversees service provision by other WHBW programs and community service providers to women/children who are residing in shelter and safe homes. Responsible for providing a shelter environment that is safe, empowering and supportive to all women and children. Experience in shelter/residential work is req. Must possess sound understanding of domestic violence.

Supervisory experience preferred. EOE Send resumé & cover letter to:

WHBW P.O. Box 1535 Burlington, VT 05402

Women Helping Battered Women

People of color, persons with disabilities, GLBT, and formerly battered women encouraged to apply. www.whbw.org

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Stowe Mountain Resort Human Resources 5781 Mountain Road Stowe, VT 05672 (802) 253-3541 • fax 253-3544 or send a cover letter and resumé to jobs@stowe.com

Small Dog Electronics is a non-smoking environment, smokers need not apply. We are a member of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility.

Small Dog Electronics, Inc. is an equal employment opportunity employer. Employment decisions are based on merit and business needs, and not on race, color, citizenship status, national origin, ancestry, gender, sexual orientation, age, religion, creed, physical or mental disability, marital status, veteran status, political affiliation, or any other factor protected by law. Small Dog Electronics complies with the law regarding reasonable accommodation for handicapped and disabled employees.

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Goddard College CO-DIRECTOR OF THE BACHELOR OF ARTS PROGRAM IN INDIVIDUALIZED STUDIES Goddard College, in Plainfield, Vermont, has been a leader in progressive education for more than six decades.

We seek a creative, experienced and collaborative individual to join us as Co-Director of the Bachelor of Arts program in Individualized Studies (IBA), a low-residency program with approximately 150 students and twenty faculty members. IBA students work with faculty advisors to design and carry out personalized, student-centered programs of study in the liberal arts.

The program’s two Co-Directors collaborate year round to oversee all program operations including: hiring, training, supporting and evaluating faculty; coordinating faculty and administration efforts on program pedagogy, design and development; consulting with staff to recruit and review prospective students; counseling students regarding program norms and personal issues; coordinating with students, faculty and staff to design and implement two ten-day intensive residencies per year.

Successful candidates will have the terminal degree in their field and administrative experience in higher education that includes: demonstrated skills in collaborative leadership; a background working with adult learners; an understanding of and commitment to the theory and practice of progressive education; and experience in supporting institutional diversity.

This is an administrative position that is budgeted for 11 months beginning January 1, 2004. Very strong preference will be given to candidates who will be available for regular full-time office hours on-campus in Plainfield.

Please submit a vita, names and contact information of three references, and a concise letter of no more than four single-spaced pages describing (1) your philosophy of and experience with progressive student-centered education, (2) your training and experience in trans-disciplinary education and supervision, (3) your efforts to support institutional diversity, and (4) your understanding of the obstacles and opportunities facing educational programs committed to social change.

We will begin evaluating applications November 8th, and will continue until the position is filled.

Email application materials to: kinniburghp@goddard.edu

Human Resources Office Goddard College 123 Pitkin Road Plainfield, VT 05667 www.goddard.edu Goddard is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. We encourage qualified candidates from groups currently underrepresented in our institution to apply.

Several Home Provider Positions Available Benefits include a generous tax-free stipend, respite dollars and training.

Seeking 2 separate, responsible, compassionate individuals to provide home supports to a young man in his spacious Colchester home with a separate partial upstairs apartment. For more information contact:

Brent Hewey at 655-0511 bhewey@cvsvt.org Also seeking 2 dedicated applicants to support a gentleman in the community and in his South Burlington home. For more information contact:

Al Frugoli at 655-0511 afrugoli@cvsvt.org Looking for an individual or couple to support a young woman in their quiet home. For more information contact:

Laura Walker at 655-0511 lwalker@cvsvt.org

Community Inclusion Facilitator Positions Available We are hiring individuals to join our personcentered team, develop positive relationships, and support individuals in the community.

Several part-time and substitute positions available. Enter the field of human services and make a difference in people’s lives. Send resumé and cover letter to:

Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Avenue, Suite 1 Colchester, VT 05446 staff@cvsvt.org employment@sevendaysvt.com

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Since 1977, Burton Snowboards has been driven to create the best snowboarding equipment in the world.

We believe in a strong work ethic and are committed to working as a team to achieve our goals and can truly say this is appreciated by everyone in the company.

We have the jobs you’ll want to keep.

SHIPPING/RECEIVING LEADER full-time, year-round We are searching for an energetic and experienced Shipping/ Receiving Leader! This position will have overall responsibility for warehouse and mailing activities at our 80 Industrial Parkway headquarters. Responsible for shipping and receiving product on the loading dock, delivery of packages and mail, as well as daily delivery/pick-up runs to our various locations. Specific responsibilities include: maintenance of all postal accounts/postage meter maintenance, tracking of costs for budget, and maintaining office supply inventory. This position will also need to maintain contact with outside vendors for shipping/mail information and supplies.

Three plus years of related experience in a shipping and receiving environment is required. Must be capable of diagnosing and troubleshooting problems while maintaining a clear perspective of goals to be accomplished in a fast-paced, changing environment. Requires general computer knowledge. Forklift Certification preferred.

SEVEN DAYS employment@sevendaysvt.com Community Service/ CEFS Food Coordinator

PACKING & SHIPPING CLERK full-time, seasonal This position assembles and ships packages. Responsibilities include assembling, wrapping and/or packaging materials in envelopes, boxes or other containers; stamping, typing or writing addresses on packaged materials; handling and recording that packages are shipped correctly by mail, common carrier or courier service. Requisitions and stores materials to maintain stock. Qualified candidates will be organized, have strong computer skills, and the ability to frequently lift and move up to 50 pounds. One to two years shipping experience preferred. Position runs November thru February.

To apply: email cover letter & resumé to jobs@burton.com.

Burton offers competitive salaries and benefits including: health and welfare, 401(k) retirement plan, flexible spending plans, paid vacation, great product discounts, and health-club reimbursement, all in a fun and casual atmosphere.

CS/Food Coordinator: Distribute food to low-income clients. Work with other service providers and organizations. Complete & maintain required client paperwork. Stock and organize shelves. Clean and maintain facility. Effective communication and leadership skills. Strong organizational and problem-solving skills.

Consistent attention to detail. Knowledge of community services.

Background: A combination of education and experience with community service, advocacy or capacity required. Good computer data entry skills. Ability to deal effectively with diverse populations. Good driving record/valid driver’s license.

Lift 50 lbs. or more.

Starting wage: $12.05 per hour Hours: 40 per week — plus benefits.

Letter of interest, resumé and 3 references by November 5, 2004, to: Attn: Wanda Hines The Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf 228 N. Winooski Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Members of minority and diverse cultural groups are encouraged to apply.

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EMPLOYMENT Northern Adirondack Planned Parenthood, Inc.

Director of Operations and Human Resources This full-time member of the management team will provide leadership and be responsible for NAPP’s Operations and Human Resources Department. Operations include management of facilities, security, and risk management activities. The successful candidate will administer NAPP’s human resources, benefits and volunteer programs.

Requires a Bachelor’s degree in business, health care administration or a related field. Three to 5 years of management experience required; human resources and benefits administration preferred.

Comprehensive salary and benefits package offered. For consideration, send letter of interest, resumé and salary requirements by November 5, 2004 to:

Chief Executive Officer Northern Adirondack Planned Parenthood 66 Brinkerhoff Street Plattsburgh, New York 12901 or to jobs@NAPPonline.org EOE

Work it.

Lund Family Center, a Vermont Parent Child Center, helps children thrive by serving families with children, pregnant or parenting teens and young adults and adoptive families.

Administrative and Technology Assistant needed to support a busy multi-program human service agency administratively and technically. We are looking for someone who has experience with Microsoft Office XP Pro, computer installation and troubleshooting.

Our ideal candidate will also have strong administrative, clerical, and multiphone line/receptionist experience and good communication and people skills. Please send your cover letter and resumé to: Barbara Rachelson, Executive Director.

Substance Abuse Clinician needed for Substance Abuse Treatment program serving pregnant and parenting young women and their children. Looking for a motivated, flexible and dynamic individual. Candidates will have counseling experience and experience working with women and adolescents. Candidates will work on a team with multidisciplinary professionals and participate in enriching professional development. Members of diverse cultural groups and minorities are encouraged to apply. Applicants will have a minimum of a Bachelor’s degree in a human service-related field. CADC and experience working with adolescents preferred. Resumé and three letters of reference to: KimberlyAnn Coe, Director of Residential Programs.

Program Coordinator

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needed for Substance Abuse Treatment program serving pregnant and parenting young women and their children. Looking for someone who is a motivated, dedicated, flexible and dynamic individual. Candidates will have counseling experience working with women and adolescents as well as staff supervisory experience. Candidates will work on a team with multidisciplinary professionals and participate in enriching professional development and program design. Members of diverse cultural groups and minorities are encouraged to apply. Applicants will have a minimum of a Bachelor’s degree in a human service-related field. LADC and experience working with adolescents preferred. Resumé and three letters of reference to: Kimberly-Ann Coe, Director of Residential Programs.

Vermont Certified Teacher

Accountant Monaghan Medical Corporation, a leader in the development and manufacture of respiratory therapy devices, has an opening for an Accountant in our Plattsburgh, NY, manufacturing plant. We are looking for an organized, detail-oriented and flexible individual with strong computer skills (Excel, Word) and a minimum of three years’ experience in accounting. This position will have responsibility for accounts payable, bank reconciliations, month-end journal entries and serve as back-up for other departmental duties. A Bachelor’s degree in Business or a related field is preferred; a minimum of an Associate’s degree is required. This is an excellent opportunity for a skilled professional with solid accounting and computer skills that is interested in growing with the position. Monaghan Medical is committed to offering competitive pay, an excellent and progressive benefits package and a casual, friendly and fun environment where learning, growth and excellence is expected and encouraged.

Please respond with resumé and cover letter to:

Monaghan Medical Corporation 5 LaTour Avenue, #1600 Plattsburgh, NY 12901 fax 518.561.5660 email debersole@monaghanmed.com

needed full-time to provide academic and life skills coursework to pregnant/parenting adolescents in an alternative education program within a therapeutic treatment program. The teacher will focus on student MATH and SCIENCE skills, but will also provide academic and social skill support across the curriculum. The ability to address multiple learning styles within a student-centered educational setting is crucial. The candidate must have experience managing adolescent behaviors, individualizing education and working independently in an organized manner. Please send resumé and three letters of reference to: Kris Hoffman, Educational Services Coordinator.

Fathering Specialist needed for part-time position. Will coordinate and implement all aspects of fathering program, including Boot Camp for New Dads, parent education, and playgroups for fathers. Looking for someone who has experience working with children and with parents, experience with training and education, and someone with a reliable car. A.S. in Early Childhood or related field preferred. Please send cover letter and resumé to Karen Bielawski-Branch, Director of Child and Family Services at address below, or via fax (802) 864-1619.

Lund Family Center 76 Glen Rd. Burlington, VT 05401

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Sterling has an anticipated part-time position in the South Burlington area supporting a talented young man in his retail profession and in the community. Must be safety conscious, patient and a team player who fits well in a retail environment.

This will include prorated vacation and sick time.

Must have a valid driver’s license and clean driving record.

CARPENTERS LABORERS CARPENTRY SUBS Burlington Construction Management company is seeking experienced hard-working people to fill these positions. Positive attitude a must. Career advancement possibilities. Please call (802)862-1997, or fax resumé to (802)862-9600.

GOLDFIELD CONSTRUCTION MANAGEMENT, LLC. 131 Church Street, Burlington, VT

Full-time, temporary Assembly Workers need to start now in Shelburne, VT. 1st shift, $9.00 per hour. Must be able to operate a wrench.

Call Kelly Services for further details at (802) 658-3877.

employment@sevendaysvt.com Looking for a VYDC AmeriCorps member to fill a position at Spectrum Youth and Family Services:

Call Sterling Area Services for application: 802-888-7602 or fax resumé to: 802-888-1182 attnn: position 25.

ROOFERS & LABORERS

EOE

Good wages & benefits Women & minorities encouraged to apply.

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Apply in person at: A.C. Hathorne Co., 252 Ave. C, Williston, VT 862-6473

We’re seeking Topnotch Talent!

ACTIVITIES COORDINATOR Position requires: members to provide Direct Service to homeless youth and to coordinate activities for Drop-in Center.

If interested please contact:

We are accepting applications at Stowe’s only four-star, preferred Hotel & Resort: • •

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CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION 2004-2005 Non-Licensed Openings CHAMPLAIN VALLEY UNION HIGH SCHOOL Cafeteria Worker – immediate opening for a general cafeteria worker. Please send resumé and references to C.V.U., 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461.

SHELBURNE COMMUNITY SCHOOL Part-time High Needs Special Education Paraeducator – The Shelburne School District is seeking an energetic and creative individual interested in working with students with multiple disabilities in an outside-of-school setting.

Significant training and support are offered. Flexible hours. Prior experience helpful but not necessary. If interested, please send a resumé and three letters of reference to Scott Orselet, 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300, Shelburne, VT 05482. For more information, you may contact Patty Spagnolo or Jody Blanchard at 985-3331.

Justin Verette at 802-862-5396 ext. 422

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Do you like to work hard and have fun?

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Griswold is looking for someone to join our Finance Team. Responsibility for all aspects of Accounts Receivable as well as backup for other accounting functions. Must have collection and computer experience, problem solving and exceptional people skills.

Opportunity for job growth.

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WILLISTON SCHOOL DISTRICT Teacher’s Assistant – Allen Brook School has an opening for a Teacher’s Assistant. Tasks include administrative and instructional support to a team of teachers. Applicants must enjoy working with children. Proficiency in Microsoft Desktop Applications and familiarity with use of copiers, laminators, and other general office equipment desirable. This is a school-year, 30-hour-per-week position with benefit package available. Please contact Cindy Pavlik at 879-5807.

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Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health club access and opportunity for personal and professional growth.

Call 802-253-6420 or email your resumé to hr@topnotchresort.com

We’re Hiring – Join Our Team!

STOR E ASSISTANTS Looking for some extra holiday cash? We are currently hiring a number of holiday temps to keep our store fully staffed over the Thanksgiving and Christmas holiday periods. Candidate must be available for early morning, weekend or night shifts. We are looking for folks with a minimum of six months retail or customer service experience to fill in as needed around the store: stocking shelves, bagging groceries, keeping the lobby neat, shoveling snow and keeping the parking lot clear… whatever it takes to keep our beautiful store running smoothly and efficiently.

We offer generous product discounts to all employees, as well as free coffee and tea! EOE Please fill out an application at Customer Service letting us know when you will be able to work, or send your resumé via email or snail-mail to:

CITY MAR KET–HR 82 S. Wi no o sk i Ave . Sui te 2 Bu r li ng to n, VT 05401 Jobs@ci t ym ar ke t.c o op

World-leading technology team, incredible office space, benefits galore and ski passes, exciting work environment, talented colleagues and more! Current openings in Burlington:

Accountant Client Support Rep Candidates interested in our Support position MUST have recent, relevant customer service experience. A solid understanding of HTML and basic graphic work are necessary. Extraordinary communication and problem-solving skills are key to this position.

Candidates interested in our Accountant position will help implement new policies, procedures, systems and initiatives and ensure smooth operations of day-to-day functions in AP and AR. Your BS in accounting or a related field will be put to good use!

Experience of at least 3 years is required for these positions. Related automotive industry experience is a plus! If you thrive in a challenging, fast-paced workplace, please email your resumé to:

Onion River Co-op

careers@dealer.com Please reference 102704.

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Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

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Howard Community Services has an ongoing need for caring and responsible team players to provide homes and support to persons with developmental disabilities. All positions offer excellent tax-free compensation, generous respite funds, rent, and working with a supportive team. Must live in Chittenden County. Contact Kathy at 802-865-6173 for more information about these wonderful opportunities or for general information about this program.

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â&#x20AC;˘ Easy-going and charming man in his 20â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is seeking a home provider who will live with him in his apartment in Essex Junction. He is very social and personable and enjoys music and sporting events. This is an excellent opportunity for someone who is looking for a place to live and would enjoy being a caregiver for this wonderful young man. â&#x20AC;˘ A woman in her 40â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s who enjoys art, music and TV is in search of a home provider in the Burlington area. She goes to a day program in the a.m. and likes to spend the afternoon and evening either at home or in a relaxed environment.

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â&#x20AC;˘ Caregiver needed to work as part of a team providing a home to a young man with Down Syndrome OR who is able to live in his home (location to be determined) and support him with his developmental disabilities. He needs help with all aspects of his daily living. Some activities that he enjoys include being in a swing, hot tub or pool, listening to music and being told stories.

1st floor bedroom and bathroom required.

Residential Instructor (2 Positions) Excellent opportunities to work with adolescents with dual diagnosis of developmental disabilities and psychiatric or mental health diagnosis. This residential treatment milieu is a dynamic program that offers individualized treatment in a broad spectrum of areas including attachment disorder, posttraumatic stress, and major mental illness. This is also a great opportunity to receive training and supervision for working with families and other service providers. Other forms of training will be provided, including crisis management, medication administration, etc. Join a dynamic team of other Residential Instructors who are very capable in the areas of teamwork, support, communication, and clinical problem solving. One of the positions is full-time (40 hrs/week) and the other position is part-time (20 hrs/week â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturdays and Sundays). Reliable transportation is mandatory as well as satisfactory completion of background screenings. Please send resumĂŠ and cover letter to Mark Margolis, MA Clinical Psychology or call 860-3579 to inquire about the position.

Respite Provider(s) Needed Provide active in-home and community supports to an engaging 17-year-old girl in Essex. Hours available include Monday 2:30-8 pm, Saturday shifts of 9am - noon and noon-8pm, Sunday 10am-6pm, and one weekend respite from Friday evening to Monday morning. She is creative, athletic and engaging and enjoys playing sports, Disney movies, and arts and crafts. Excellent and competitive pay, as well as access to a supportive team of care providers. Experience working with behavioral challenges preferred. Bryan Civalier will be accepting calls on behalf of the family at 859-1274.

Specialized Community Support Worker Seeking dedicated and dependable individuals for a variety of positions to provide support to individuals with developmental disabilities both in the community as well as in a staffed apartment setting. The following positions are currently available: 40-hour evening shift; 40-hour awake overnight shift; 32-hour day/evening shift; 16-hour weekend awake overnight shift. Successful candidates will possess enthusiasm, commitment, flexibility, and an ability to work within a team.

Experience working with legal-risk clients as well as in school settings helpful. Valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license and dependable transportation required. Please submit resumĂŠ and cover letter to Brian Gilbar or email at BrianG@HowardCenter.org

Case Manager, Clinical Case Management Team Looking for a dynamic individual to work as part of a case management team that coordinates services for adults with developmental disabilities. Full-time, M-F with benefits. Position involves oversight/coordination of staffed apartments as well as supervision of direct service staff.

Experience in supervising staff, working with clients with legal risk, and knowledge of school systems desirable. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in related field, valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license and dependable transportation required. Two to three yearsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; experience preferred. Please submit resumĂŠ and cover letter to Brian Gilbar or email at BrianG@HowardCenter.org.

On-Call Substitutes Opportunities to provide support to individuals with developmental disabilities, teens and adults, in three HCS residential homes located throughout Chittenden County and one day program located in Burlington. On-call, variable hours. Paid orientation training. This program offers an excellent opportunity to get acquainted with HCS and sometimes provides a stepping stone to other employment opportunities. Contact Melissa at 802-652-2123 for more information.

*** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. ***

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EMPLOYMENT Front Desk • Breakfast Host Part-time positions available. Please apply in person at:

84 South Park Drive Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-1400

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The Fairfield Inn by Marriott in Colchester, Vermont, is seeking an energetic employee for the following positions:

Restaurant Manager Coyotes Café is looking for a service-oriented, hands-on manager, experienced with both kitchen and front operations to work with owner overseeing all aspects of operation. Self-starter, energetic leader is ideal.

Is Looking for a part-time salon coordinator/receptionist!

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TOURISM SPECIALIST to work part-time, 7-11pm shifts and weekends. Must be mature, self-motivated, with a positive, outgoing personality. Duties include: greeting travelers, brochure stocking and light cleaning. Please email your resumé to:

You don’t need to wrestle your way to the top.

Rest Area Supervisor, sandypres@adelphia.net or send to 60 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05401

Stylist

Vermont Stage Company, Burlington’s professional, downtown theatre, seeks Managing Director. Work in a creative environment to help produce top-quality professional theatre. Responsibilities include marketing, publicity, development, grant writing, bookkeeping, database management, company management, and customer relations.

Ideal candidate will be a highly motivated creative thinker; able to work independently as well as in partnership with Artistic Director; have excellent written and verbal communication skills. Salary depends on experience.

Please send cover letter, resumé, and writing sample to:

Busy Burlington Men’s hair salon, looking for stylist. Full or part-time hours available. Benefits and generous pay package for the right person.

Continuing education in men’s hairstyling available.

Please call Michelle at (802) 864-2088.

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The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

Interested in becoming a Foster Parent?

The Baird Center is looking for Foster Parents to provide a planned break for parents and children as a component of a larger, overall plan.

These are energetic children who struggle with emotional and behavioral challenges.

Approval process includes interviews, background checks, and a home inspection. Successful candidates will demonstrate commitment, enthusiasm and willingness to work in a cooperative and supportive team effort. Extensive training and support. Call Aimee Upchurch at 802652-2178 or email at aimeeu@howardcenter.org. The Baird Center is committed to serving children within their own communities.

Inclusion BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST – Interventionists will develop therapeutic relationships with students struggling to find success in public school due to academic and behavioral challenges. This position requires individuals to be comfortable with the management of aggressive behavior. Full benefits. B.A. required. Submit your resumé and three references to Lindsay Gerdeman.

SENIOR INTERVENTIONIST – Senior Interventionists will develop therapeutic relationships with a student struggling to find success in public school due to behavioral challenges. Additional responsibilities include designing social skills programming, providing on-site training and performance review to Behavior Interventionists in public schools and facilitating training sessions for employees. This position requires advanced crisis intervention skills. Full benefits. B.A required in related human services field and 1 year experience in field. Submit your resumé and three references to Lindsay Gerdeman.

The Baird Center for Children and Families 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

Attn: Mark Nash Vermont Stage Company Box 1430 Burlington, VT 05402 New England Culinary Institute staff members thrive on the energy and excitement of being part of a leader in culinary education. Every staff member at NECI contributes to our students’ educational experience.

Montpelier Campus –

Admissions Systems Supervisor This position is responsible for maintaining the admissions system and all its components. Assists all departments in resolving issues that arise relative to the system. Writes, schedules and prepares reports for various departments including Finance, Registrars, Marketing and Admissions. Provides support to admission team for enrollment and registration. Oversees the admission support staff. This position requires an Associate’s degree and one to two years’ related experience and/or training. Experience should provide evidence that the candidate has a good understanding of information systems including database management and progressively responsible experience relating to supervising a department. Please send resumé and letter of interest to dawnh@neci.edu.

Admissions Representative Seeking a creative, energetic person to contact prospective students.

Must be outgoing and comfortable with telemarketing-type role.

Experience in admissions, telemarketing, or sales strongly desired.

Attention to detail, initiative, strong interpersonal and writing skills a must. This is a part-time position, approximately 20 hours per week, including some Saturdays and evening hours on our Montpelier campus.

Please send a resumé and letter of interest to dawnh@neci.edu.

Essex/Burlington Campus –

Assistant Registrar This position directs and coordinates registration activities for the AOS Culinary Arts, AOS Food and Beverage, and BA programs, and for any additional program that NECI adds as it grows. Manages paper and electronic files to ensure timely, consistent, and accurate information within New England Culinary Institute’s student records. In addition, provides support for student status meetings, orientation, and graduation events as assigned. Assists the Registrar in reporting to ensure compliance in areas pursuant to FERPA, DOE and ACCSCT Accreditation. Bachelor’s degree and one to two years related experience required as well as advanced computer skills. Please send resumé and letter of interest to susang@neci.edu.

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Best Price $13,772 $224.59 a month*

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’04 Grand Am GT

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Was $23,375.

Best Price $18,396

$299.30 a month*

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’04 Grand AM SE2

’04 Montana Ext

Best Price $17,367

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4-door V6 with CD player, aluminum wheels, power windows & locks, air. #204290.

Was $22,240.

$282.67 a month*

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$4,873

7 passenger with traction control, rear air, rear audio controls, CD player, 4-wheel ABS. #204575. Was $30,000.

$389.35 a month*

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$6,030

’04 Grand Ams include 5 year/ 50,000 mile extended warranty.

’04 GTO

2-door V8 with 8-way power seats, 6-disc CD changer, cruise, air, remote keyless entry. #204647. Was $33,190.

Best Price $28,554 $493.90 a month*

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$4,636

’04 Grand Am GT

4-door V6 with CD player, MP3 player, power sunroof, aluminum wheels. #204582.

Was $23,610.

Best Price $18,630 $303.72 a month*

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$4,980

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