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Just a few of our great homes for sale: Call Brandy for a Showing: 864-2620 BLODGETT ST. CONDOMINIUMS Open House Hours: Sunday, October 22, 1-2pm

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Four homes now available! The condos are located in an eclectic mix of buildings, including an historic lighthouse building and carriage barn, and just seconds away from downtown Burlington! Three 1-bedroom condominiums are now available, many with hardwood floors and large windows. One 2-bedroom condo is available with 720 square feet and cathedral ceilings. Appliances included in the sale are refrigerator and gas-range. On-site parking and laundry facilities are included. Call Brandy at 864-2620 for more information and to view these unique properties! Purchase prices range from $85,000 to $165,000 Grant amounts range from $17,000 to $33,000

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Available Now: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, first floor condominium with 803 sq. ft. of living space. Home is located in a 2 year old building that is within seconds of downtown Burlington, schools and the bike path. Appliances included in the sale are the refrigerator, electricrange, dishwasher and microwave oven. Don’t miss out on this immaculate new condo! More down payment grant money may be available - call Brandy for details 864-2620. Purchase Price $160,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers $10,500 Amount needed to finance $149,500

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Can you resist two pairs of blue eyes? Sake and Thai hope not! They are shameless attention seekers, especially Thai, who just wants to be petted, loved, and stroked. Most Siamese love to hear the sound of their own voices, but they would rather hear you talk to them….they will just interject a little. You would never know they are eight by the way they scoot after toys. Thai is very protective of Sake, so a home without other cats is the home for them.

Left out with the trash. Isabel and her kittens were found under a Dumpster. She can be a little timid when meeting new people, but a few pats and that is all she needs. She has been at the shelter for four months being a wonderful mom to her babies. Now that they have all found homes its time for someone to show her that same kind of love and devotion. Is that person you?

Mirror,mirror on the wall, Roxie is the fairest one of them all. Roxie is a spayed female Husky who loves to show her moxie. She’s already learned the “sit” command and will do well in a house with kids of all ages. She even likes cats! Pet that beautiful coat once and your heart is hers.

Found abandoned, weak and dehydrated on the side of the road, we later discovered that Emmy had just given birth to puppies that could not be found. She is house trained, loves rides in cars, gives kisses and is always up for a game of ball. Watch out you retrievers! For a delicate lady, she is very strong so she is looking for a home with older children and no cats. Her ball is already packed!

Jake’s tail never stops wiggling and it jiggles his whole belly. A housekeeper was generous enough to take him to HSCC when he was abandoned in a motel room. Food used to be his #1 passion, but now it’s romping with his new pals. Jake loves his toys, and enthusiastically welcomes everyone.

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october 18-25, 2006 vol.12 no.09

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INSIDe trAcK BY PeTer FreYne

news

An irreverent take on Vermont politics

Vt cHAMber oF coMMerce 10a

Vermont Republicans Hanging On? Stalking Points

All the news that gives us fits

BY Ken Picard

StAte oF tHe ArtS BY Paula rouTlY

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Cinematic Submersion

At Middlebury College, the Juryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Out on the Head Supreme

VIFF, Green Mountain Film Fest UNDerLINeS BY MargoT Harrison

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BY Kevin J. KelleY

Critical Conditions

Toxic Feedback: Helping Writers Survive and Thrive by Joni Cole

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Gotcha Covered

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;30 Rockâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Studio 60â&#x20AC;?

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Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s designing men and women make a scene

UVM, S. Burlington Join Forces to Rein in Water Woes

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A Passion for Fashion FasHion Widget Wonks Business Optimism and obsession are on display at a support group for Vermont inventors bY cAtHY reSMer

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Seen and Herd oPinion

Does Vermont have too many deer â&#x20AC;&#x201D; or not enough? Either way, what should be done about it?

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Gamekeeperâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Notebook: Deer Seasons

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Western Disunion THeaTer Theater review: True West bY erIK eScKILSeN

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october 18-25, 2006 vOL.12 NO.08

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art review: “Vermont Contemporary” at Gallery in-the-Field exhibitions public art

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film review: The Science of Sleep film clips flick chick: Flags of Our Fathers; Bryan Singer; “Drake Mountain” film quiz showtimes

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Who’s got the best bagels? Side Dishes: food news

music 10B 11B 13B 14B 15B

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soundbites club dates venues pop ten review this: Japhy Ryder, Japhy Ryder; Banjo Dan, Songs of Vermont Vol. III

calendar 20B 21B

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“On the Marketplace”

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funstuff weekly post.................... 08A newcomb........................ 09A straight dope .................. 18A bliss .............................. 18A quirks ............................ 20A troubletown.................... 46A lulu eightball.................. 46A mild abandon.................. 46A ogg’s world ..................... 46A

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fickle fannie ................... 52A no exit........................... 52A shot in the dark.............. 54A bassist wanted ................ 17B dykes ............................ 29B mistress maeve ............... 31B puzzle answers................ 37B

EDITORIAL/ADMINISTRATION

General ManaGer assoCiate editor ContributinG editor staff writers MusiC editor Calendar writer food writer offiCe ManaGer CirCulation ManaGer Calendar assistant proofreader

Pamela Polston Paula Routly Rick Woods Ruth Horowitz Peter Freyne Ken Picard, Cathy Resmer Casey Rea Meghan Dewald Suzanne Podhaizer Haley Mathis Steve Hadeka Vanessa Harris Joanna May

ART/pRODucTION

Creative direCtor art direCtor desiGners produCtion ManaGer

Donald Eggert Rev. Diane Sullivan Ashley Flanagan Andrew Sawtell Krystal Woodward Jonathan Bruce

SALES/MARKETING

business developMent direCtor Classifieds/personals sales & MarketinG Coordinator aCCount exeCutives

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weeklypost The best of the Vermont blogosphere COMPILED BY CATHY RESMER

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Blog: Candleblog http://www.candleboy.com/candleblog

MAGOG NIGHTS So I’m back from an overnight shoot in Magog, Quebec. I’m working on this very interesting project involving early, tentative steps towards the digitization of human consciousness. No shit. The work is for a nonprofit foundation called Terasem, which is “endowed for the purpose of educating the public on the practicality and necessity of greatly extending human life, consistent with diversity and unity, via geoethical nanotechnology and personal cyberconsciousness.” Whoa. We were interviewing Martine Rothblatt, the foundation’s founder, who started the Sirius Satellite Network as well as several other successful ventures. Anyway, we were shooting the interviews in Magog and Martine and her partner Bina took us out to dinner at this amazing Italian restaurant. It wasn’t very crowded, but there was a large group in a side room that arrived about when we did. They were apparently from a film crew shooting in the area. The restaurant’s owner informed us that Christopher Plummer and Susan Sarandon were at the table. As we sat talking, I noticed another familiar face seated with the film folks, Ming the Mercil... I mean Max Von Sydow. Then our little film crew went out to what appeared to be the only bar in town and saw a really bad Green Day cover band. I realized later that I’d been tipping my server way too much because I was unfamiliar with those wacky Canadian coins. She did, however, treat me like a king. Posted October 13 by Bill Simmon

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COMMUNITY VALUES I just read your “Paddy Warbucks” article from October 11. I am an economic development consultant and have been very involved with bringing the two companies — Seldon Labs and Olympic Precision/Center for Precision Manufacturing — to Windsor. These are two of the companies you mentioned in your article that have received significant DoD contracts with the assistance of Senator Leahy and his staff. I am also a long time antiwar activist and liberal Democrat whose children went to Quaker schools in Philadelphia. This is an issue I struggled with long and hard when the opportunities to bring these two companies to Windsor arose. I gave serious thought to stepping back from my involvement in Windsor because I was personally uncomfortable with where funding would have to come from to support their activities. In the end, I threw myself into the effort. In part this was because I have tremendous respect for Senator Leahy and his commitment to (1) ending the war in Iraq; (2) revitalizing struggling communities like Windsor; and (3) improving the economy of Vermont through his good offices. I also felt, as a former community organizer, that it is not my “place” to decide for a community what it wants. Windsor is very clear that what it wants is to regain

BANG FOR THE BUCKS Ken Picard’s Oct. 11 story, “Paddy Warbucks,” strikes me as admirably comprehensive and well researched. The title, however, is unfortunate. Most people are aware that “Paddy” is an offensive term for someone Irish or of Irish descent (I understand that it rhymes with “Daddy” and has

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the economic security it had when it was the birthplace of precision manufacturing and home to manufacturing companies that employed more than 1500 people in a town of 4000. Not only did Senator Leahy (and Senator Jefffords) support these projects, but so, too, did all three Windsor County senators (Welch, Dunne and Campbell), all of whom are progressive (with a small p) Democrats. Seldon and OPI/CPM offer the possibility that Windsor’s dream could become a reality. It meant a lot of good, clean jobs and the possibility of finally becoming a part of the high-tech boom that radiates out from Lebanon and Hanover, N.H. I don’t think that it is up to others to try and undermine that dream. Senator Leahy and his wonderful staff understand that and support it, and the senator is a hero for that reason. Jill Michaels SOUTH STRAFFORD

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been used at times as a nickname for Patrick). The column raises issues that are not really addressed. For one, what sources of federal funding are available these days to economic developers for jump-starting Vermont’s economy? My impression is that the sources are almost exclusively DoD — and homeland securityrelated. Yes, it may be “suckling at the Pentagon’s teat,” but it may be the only teat in town, thanks to the present administration in Washington. Secondly, the whole question of multiplier effects is touched on only superficially. Does the quality of the jobs created enter into these estimates? What about R&D multiplier effects? For example, the water “filtration” (a misnomer) systems developed by Seldon Industries for the Air Force have enormous potential for commercial and (non-military) public water and air purification applications, here and in the developing world. If it wasn’t for the defense-related ARPAnet, would the Internet have been created when it was? Similarly, the Center for Precision Manufacturing has the potential (and goal) of advancing precision manufacturing techniques in the American commercial sector. This may be one of the few ways that the U.S. can maintain global competitiveness. It’s regrettable that the capacity needs to be developed in this way, but it’s unlikely to happen in any other


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way. Somehow, I don’t see cheese manufacturing as doing this. Albert Zielenski SOUTH STRAFFORD

PAT WHO? Your “Paddy Warbucks” piece [October 11] was right on the money. Finally, someone has the guts to say that Leahy is not nearly the liberal he is perceived to be by so-called Vermont progressives. On war and peace, you can have any kind of Leahy you want — the hawk, the dove, the antiwar advocate, the Norwich University

cheerleader, the guy who announces every new General Dynamics contract with glee, the guy who supports Israel unconditionally. Leahy is a world-class prostitute disguised as a political liberal. Great piece! Thomas Naylor CHARLOTTE

Naylor is the founder of the Second Vermont Republic. CRUEL CUISINE We were appalled to read that the Blue Star Café in Winooski offers

foie gras, and equally disappointed that Seven Days’ editors chose to feature that as a selling point to highlight this establishment. Chicago recently passed a city ordinance banning the sale of foie gras due to the inhumane treatment of ducks and geese. Foie gras is made by force-feeding ducks and/or geese so that their liver expands to 10 times its normal size. There is no humane manner in which to attain this desired result. Companies and restaurants that sell or cook this culinary monstrosity support the

continued cruelty to animals. Shame on the Blue Star for offering this as a meal choice, and shame on Seven Days for calling attention to Blue Star’s menu without providing adequate information on such a barbaric practice. We like to think that the people of Chittenden County are at least as progressive, it not more so, than those in Chicago, and if properly informed would choose to create a similar law or ordinance in this area. Bobby & Aly Riley WINOOSKI

CANDIDATE DEAN I was amused to read Peter Freyne’s mention of Kate O’Connor’s recollection of Howard Dean’s initial presidential aspirations [“Inside Track,” October 11]. According to Kate, it wasn’t until early 2001 that Dean decided he wanted to be president. Either Dean never confided in his closest confidant/ aide /assistant about his plans, or Peter’s recollection is faulty, or I’m just psychic. Besides being the founder/chair of the Vermont Grassroots Party (VGP) from 1992 to 2000, I was the VGP gubernatorial nominee in the ’94 and ’96 election. In one of the few debates in which I was

invited to participate — thank you, Channel 17, for allowing Vermonters to hear all candidates to be heard — I sarcastically wished Dean well on his presidential aspirations in the year 2000 or 2004. I could tell Howard Dean was just another arrogant, career politician with big plans. Howard just smiled when I commented on his presidential ambitions. It was interesting to see our moderate “Republican” governor transform into the liberal/populist Democratic candidate in 2002. If it weren’t for the infamous scream in Iowa, Howard might have become the Democratic nominee for president — but it wouldn’t have helped him, what with Diebold (major Republican contributors) counting the votes! Interestingly, or ironic enough, I was nominated by our sister Minnesota Grassroots Party to become the presidential candidate in 2004. I then became one of 14 Americans to be on the ballot against Bush. I knew Bush was going to be bad, but even I had no idea that every one of his policies would be a Katrina! Denny Lane WARREN

CORRECTION: In last week’s story about eating and drinking in Winooski, we misspelled the name of the bartender at 38 Main. His name is Chris Gelinas. Our apologies.

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Independent Colleges and NRG Systems of Hinesburg. Meanwhile, other Chamber members have distanced themselves from the PAC and/or denied prior knowledge of its activities. The PAC, known as the Vermont Business Coalition, has come under criticism since its formation two months ago. At an August 24 press conference, VBC identified 57 legislative candidates â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 56 Democrats and one Progressive â&#x20AC;&#x201D; as having what the VBC considers a â&#x20AC;&#x153;sub-par voting recordâ&#x20AC;? on business-related issues. VBC is composed of 14 business and trade associations, including the Vermont Chamber of Commerce. VBC Director Joe Sinagra, of the Home Builders and Remodelers Association of Northern Vermont, denies that the coalition is â&#x20AC;&#x153;targetingâ&#x20AC;? specific candidates. Rather, the PAC is working to help candidates who support lowering taxes on the business community, according to Sinagra. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;going afterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; anyone,â&#x20AC;? Sinagra says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not doing any negative campaigning or anything like that. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re trying to take the high road.â&#x20AC;? Sinagra wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t identify who VBC is supporting, but he claims the list includes both Democrats and Republicans, though no Progressives or Independents. Asked why he wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t name the recipient candidates, he says itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s because of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;stigmaâ&#x20AC;? attached to being labeled pro-business in the state. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Unfortunately, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;businessâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; has

hibits nonprofit organizations from engaging in political activities. That decision had nothing to do with which candidates or political parties VBC is endorsing, Noble points out. Karen Meyer, UVMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vice president for state and federal relations, says that the university â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s third-largest employer â&#x20AC;&#x201D; also decided to distance itself from the Chamber because it didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to risk its nonprofit status with the IRS. She says the decision was not influenced by the fact that three of the 57 lawmakers on VBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bad-for-business list are UVM trustees. The nature and tone of VBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s campaign has troubled some members. VSAC, which had belonged to the Vermont Chamber of Commerce since 2002, left the ranks because it, too, is a nonprofit agency. But according to spokesperson Irene Racz, VSACâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s board also found certain aspects of the PAC â&#x20AC;&#x153;troubling.â&#x20AC;? Specifically, the board questioned the accuracy of VBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s data and the votes it used to challenge lawmakersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; pro-business credentials. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This is not the way Vermont does business,â&#x20AC;? Racz says about VBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s legislative scorecard. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re all one degree of separation here.â&#x20AC;? Other members of the Chamber say they will continue supporting the organization, despite the recent dustup. Jo Bradley is executive director of the Vermont Economic Development Authority, a quasi-public agency that reports annually to the governor. â&#x20AC;&#x153;VEDA is a member of the

Vermont Chamber for very good reasons,â&#x20AC;? Bradley says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re an apolitical body and we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get involved in these kinds of discussions.â&#x20AC;? When asked to clarify VEDAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s position vis-Ă -vis political activities, Bradley said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;You have my statement,â&#x20AC;? and hung up the phone. Duane Marsh is president of the 1600-member Vermont Chamber of Commerce. He wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t comment on which or how many businesses have resigned from his organization over this brouhaha, except to say, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had some gains and some losses, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been about break-even up to this point.â&#x20AC;? Marsh explains that the Chamberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s decision to join the VBC was made by him, in consultation with other VBC members. He adds that the issue wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t discussed beforehand with the Chamberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s government affairs committee. Marsh admits that the move has caused consternation among some Chamber members. Nevertheless, he remains committed to VBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s long-term goals. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The problem is, this whole thing got off the issues and onto individuals,â&#x20AC;? Marsh says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not about Democrats, Republicans or Progressives. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about, will you do the things that will help make Vermont become a stronger and sounder economy so that we can provide jobs for people?â&#x20AC;? But some longtime Democrats arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t buying Marshâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rationale. Chuck Lacy is a prominent Vermont businessman, filmmaker and husband of House Speaker Gaye Symington (Dâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Jericho). Lacy is highly critical of VBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pro-business scorecard, saying its narrow focus ignores many of the other issues vitally important to Vermont businesses, such as promoting the creative economy, expanding broadband coverage, lowering airfares and improving higher education. This PAC, Lacy says, exposes the Chamberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;right-wing agenda.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Some organizations that claim to be nonpartisan have a real decision to make,â&#x20AC;? Lacy adds. â&#x20AC;&#x153;For a member of the Vermont Chamber of Commerce to say that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not involved in this campaign is absolutely false. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re involved because Duane Marsh says theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re involved.â&#x20AC;? Lacy denies that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just doing the dirty work for Symington and other Democrats and insists his wife didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know that he was calling local businesses to gauge their level of support or opposition to the VBC. As he puts it, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been making cookies for 10 years. This just put me over the edge because theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re basically labeling Democrats as anti-business.â&#x20AC;? But Sinagra, who says he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know Lacy, counters that his organizationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s support of some candidates is comparable to the support organized labor gives to pro-union candidates. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no different from the Vermont NEA endorsing Bernie Sanders,â&#x20AC;? Sinagra says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Does every school teacher in Vermont support Bernie Sanders? No. Do all of our members support all of the candidates weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be backing? No.â&#x20AC;?


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MIDDLEBURY — Middlebury College continues its tradition of hosting talks by headline names when Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts gives an address next Tuesday in Mead Chapel. Another tradition — of students protesting the college’s choices of conservative speakers — also looks to be on track. Discussion groups have been meeting over the past few weeks to strategize how to alert students about why “it’s really crucial to do something” about Roberts’ visit to Middlebury, says senior Liz Lyon, a protest organizer. She’s hoping hundreds will turn out to oppose “the trend of inviting right-wing speakers” to the college, and to defend abortion rights and civil liberties, both of which may be restricted during the current term of the Roberts court. Lyon also expects some students to unfurl protest banners inside the chapel, as occurred when alumnus Ari Fleischer, then the White House press secretary, spoke during the run-up to the invasion of Iraq. Protests also took place at Middlebury graduation ceremonies the past two years in response to the conservative records of featured speakers Rudolph Giuliani, the former New York City mayor, and UNICEF director Ann Veneman, a former agriculture secretary in the Bush administration. But it’s not clear that Roberts’ appearance will occasion the same sizable and vocal dissent that

greeted Fleischer in 2002. “At that time he was a lightning rod for people who wanted to show objection to Bush’s Iraq policy,” says Jonathan Isham, a Middlebury economics professor. “Whether Roberts will serve as a lightning rod remains to be seen.” The 51-year-old chief justice is “very smart and also very much below the radar,” Lyon says. “That’s what’s so scary about him.” To Middlebury College President Ron Liebowitz, Roberts’ presence on campus is consistent with the school’s responsibility to “encourage diverse dialogue among the next generation of leaders.” The chief justice’s acceptance of an invitation to take part in an endowed annual lecture series also ringingly affirms Middlebury’s status as an elite academic institution. The authentic diversity of the dialogue cited by Liebowitz can be questioned, however. Past speakers in the annual series have included James Baker, secretary of state under Bush the elder, and William Rehnquist, appointed by Richard Nixon as Roberts’ predecessor. In addition to a ruling in the coming months on a federal law banning “partial birth abortion,” Middlebury students should be concerned about the Roberts court’s attitude regarding U.S. military tribunals, Lyon suggests. The Supremes are also scheduled to hear two cases in the coming

months related to laws intended to combat global warming. Lyon, a leader of a campus group called Incarceration in Question, was inspired to help organize a Roberts protest primarily because of her involvement in prison-rights issues. Her activism stems from a belief that “If you want to understand what’s wrong with society, you go to where it’s worst — prisons and mental institutions.” Outsiders wishing to hear Roberts speak for 30 minutes on an undisclosed topic — and to take audience questions for an additional 15 minutes — may have to view the event on closedcircuit television. Mead Chapel, with a capacity of about 750, will be open initially only to those presenting a Middlebury College ID. Spokesman Mike McKenna says the college expects students, faculty and staff to fill the chapel. About 400 additional seats will be available at two satellite venues on the 2400-student campus. The college is advising anyone interested in watching a televised version of Roberts’ address to arrive at Bicentennial or Dana Hall 45 minutes before the scheduled start at 8:15 p.m. Security checks may prove rigorous, as well. The chief justice’s own set of bodyguards will be on hand, along with the usual security personnel the college deploys for major events. Rehnquist, who summered in Vermont, often went without. �

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UVM, S. Burlington Join Forces to Rein in Water Woes BY KEN PICARD

SOUTH BURLINGTON — Hundreds, if not thousands, of South Burlington homes are out of compliance with Vermont’s stormwater-management laws, and city officials and residents have teamed up with experts from the University of Vermont to find innovative solutions to clean up their creeks, dry out their basements and ease their legal headaches.

their basements. These problems don’t just affect residents. The state is under pressure from the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency to comply with the federal Clean Water Act. About two-thirds of the pollution that ends up in Vermont’s lakes, rivers and streams is the result of untreated runoff, which carries sediment, lawn chemicals, pesticides, oil and

More than 3000 South Burlington homes lie in the five impaired watersheds running through the city. South Burlington is considered “ground zero” for stormwater problems in Vermont, according to Juli Beth Hinds, director of the city’s Department of Planning and Zoning. More than 3000 South Burlington homes lie in the five impaired watersheds running through the city, Hinds points out. Some residents also face problems with seasonal flooding in

grease from vehicles, animal waste and other contaminants. Currently, Hinds says, the most acute stormwater problems can be found in the Butler Farms and Oak Creek Village subdivisions, where 253 households are facing a September 2007 deadline to renew their long-expired stormwater permits. If the permits aren’t renewed, homeowners could have

trouble selling their houses — or at least face complications that could drive down real-estate values. Though experts say it’s unlikely the legislature would allow all transfers of property in South Burlington to grind to a halt, some of the proposed solutions to the stormwater woes won’t come cheaply. One proposal, which calls for the construction of a large stormwater retention pond at the end of the neighborhood, or several medium-sized ponds, could cost residents at least $5000 per household. This solution would likely address the problems of poor water quality in the watershed, though it wouldn’t necessarily fix the problems of leaky basements. To address the problem, South Burlington has partnered with Breck Bowden, a UVM professor of watershed science and planning, who runs a federally funded project known as RAN, or “Redesigning the American Neighborhood.” The goal of RAN, Bowden explains, is to both assess the water quality in the Potash Brook Watershed and to help South Burlington residents identify all their stormwater-remedy options. For example, Bowden has suggested managing the water closer to its source using low-impact methods such as rain barrels, rain gardens and specially designed wetlands. These methods capture stormwater and sediment runoff at the household level, reducing and perhaps even eliminating the need for larger and costlier infrastructure improvements. It’s still unknown how effective these lower-impact methods would be at cleaning up South Burlington’s watersheds, Bowden admits. And, there’s no guarantee that the state will sign off on these solutions. However, similar methods to deal with localized flooding have been adopted in Chicago, where residents there can purchase rain barrels from the city for as little as $20. It’s also unclear which solution, or combination of solutions, the residents of Butler Farms and Oak Creek Village would prefer. While other neighborhoods in South Burlington have embraced the concept of low-impact stormwater management, others may balk at the idea of altering the traditional suburban landscape. “We’ve got a lot of people who really like their big, green lawns,” Hinds says. “And, when you get into individual aesthetics, you’re really getting people where they live.” Ultimately, the decision will be left to the residents themselves — and that presents problems of its own. Unlike other subdivisions and condo communities in South Burlington, Butler Farms and Oak Creek have no neighborhood associations. UVM, the city and residents have formed a Stormwater Study Group to evaluate all the options and conduct a neighborhood survey to gauge neighbors’ preferences. In the next few weeks the residents will be presented with various options and asked to choose which ones they think best hold water. �

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Vermont Republicans Hanging On? ot a good year to be a Republican, eh? In general, no, but there are exceptions. The general strategy appears to be one of laying low — like the suddenly sinking gasoline prices, which 47 percent of Americans believe is nothing but an election ploy by the Bush White House. Well, if you were them, the BushCheney team, wouldn’t you do it? If you were Big Oil and you just took in the greatest annual profit in recorded human history, wouldn’t you show a timely gesture of generosity and wisdom? After all, holding power is an honorable cause, isn’t it? The facts are that last year Exxon-Mobil alone took in $371 billion — that’s billion, with a “b”. The oil giant’s reported profit for the year was $36 billion. That’s the largest annual profit any company has ever reported. The entire gross product of the great state of Vermont is $23 billion. Yet we heard not a peep in Congress about a windfall profits tax. Mes amis, that scene is going to change on November 7, and Big Oil and the Republican Party know it. Right now for the Rs, both national and local, it’s all about reducing the Election 2006 damage. What’s a few weeks of lower gasoline prices if it preserves the Empire? It’s 20 days until the votes are counted. The tension mounts. One can feel it in the air — the looming showdown with destiny. Getting the good ol’ USA back on track! So many we meet around Burlap have expressed their silent fear that the bad guys — these worst of the worst — will hold onto power and we’ll have them running America into the ground, unrestrained for another two years. Our reliable Washington sources tell us this week that the Democrats will definitely take back the House of Representatives and are looking “real good” in the Senate. We’ve already declared Vermont’s open U.S. Senate seat going to Independent Rep. Bernie Sanders in a landslide. His Republican opponent Rich Tyrant, er, Tarrant, is a man of few words and a whole lot of money. Too bad it couldn’t have been put to more productive use, eh? At the lively Brattleboro debate between Tarrant and Sanders last week, Moderator Sabina Haskell gave Mr. Tyrant three minutes for a closing statement. He said everything he had to say in 90 seconds. A man of few words. Very strange. Sabina had to cut Bernie off after four minutes. As Freeps old-timer Sam Hemingway reported on Saturday, Richie Rich is on track to make the record books for spending more money per vote received than any politician in U.S. history! Way to go, Richie — shelling out more than $25 per vote will make you No.1 in at least one category! Congratulations.

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Democrat Scudder Parker looking smart and out-dueling Jimbo on key isues, the better, eh? But, ironically, Douglas is also getting help from Scudder. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Parkerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first statewide race, and it shows. His campaign team â&#x20AC;&#x201D; very nice folks â&#x20AC;&#x201D; are, like the state, also rather green. Parkerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s strategy also seems at times to rely on keeping a low profile, mediawise, while meeting with Vermonters in small groups. To have a shot in this one, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d suggest, Parker needed to be much more in Douglasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; face. He needed to use â&#x20AC;&#x153;freeâ&#x20AC;? media, the stuff the mainstream press, including WCAX, simply could not avoid. He needed to be the Scud Missile that worked. Lord knows there are enough soft spots in the Jim Douglas façade to attack, eh? Gov. Scissorhandsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; negatives are in the 40 percent-plus range. But the voters in the middle, the ones Scudder needs to get to switch, just donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know him well enough. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d love to hear more about him and hear more from him. And theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d wish heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d crack a smile in his TV ad. Yours truly knew it was over for Parker when this week began without a press conference on the Democratic challengerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s schedule. If thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s anything Gov. Douglas does not want to do at the moment, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s respond to incoming charges questioning his performance and policies, from wind energy to wilderness protection and his cozy relationship with certain special interests. Plus, neither Parker nor his campaign responded to Commerce Sec. Kevin Dornâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s letter in Seven Days last week in which Dorn accused Parker of â&#x20AC;&#x153;inaccuraciesâ&#x20AC;? in statements about funding for housing. Instead, we got a call from Progressive State Rep. David Zuckerman of Burlington, who was shocked and angry that Dorn â&#x20AC;&#x153;was taking credit for work that neither he nor the Douglas administration has anything to do with.â&#x20AC;? In fact, said Dave the Prog, the Douglas administration has over the last four years proposed million-dollar budget cuts for housing-conservation programs. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been the Dems and Progs under the Golden Dome whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve put the money in the budget. The Douglas administration, said Zuckerman, â&#x20AC;&#x153;makes statements but doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t back them up.â&#x20AC;? P.S. On deadline Tuesday afternoon, we got word that Scudderâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s doing a housing presser Wednesday. Too little, too late? Dubie Plays Defense â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Over in the Lite-Gov race, the three major party candidates â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Incumbent Republican Brian Dubie, Democrat Matt Dunne and Progressive Martin Malek, went at it on â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Mark Johnson Showâ&#x20AC;? Tuesday morning on WDEV. Or rather, Dunne and Dubie went at it. Sen. Dunne questioned how much work Doobie-Doo, the airline pilot and Army Reserve officer, actually puts in on the State of Vermont clock. Dunne prom-

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ised he would do more than take a paycheck year-round for a parttime job. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d make Lite-Gov a full-time job! Things got pretty testy. Dunneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the thirtysomething state senator from eastern Vermont whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s already shown promise as a twentysomething House member who then became the top gun at AmeriCorpsVISTA in Washington. Despite the uphill odds, Dunneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s giving it everything heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got, in every moment he has to spare. His campaign put out a release an hour after the WDEV debate declaring, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dunne Emerges Victorious in Debate.â&#x20AC;? Unfortunately for Dunne, the olâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Doobster ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t showing up for many of them. Democrat Dunne has asked for 11 public debates with the incumbent. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only getting five. Well, if you were in Brian Dubieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s shoes, wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t you do the same thing? Got to admire the â&#x20AC;&#x153;no quitâ&#x20AC;? in Young Dunne. And weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve learned the Democrat will announce today, as Seven Days hits the streets, that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s won the Vermont Troopersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Foundation endorsement, which Republican Dubie had in 2004. Said Trooper Union President Sgt. Mike Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neil, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dunneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s support for law-enforcement issues and the Vermont Troopersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Foundationâ&#x20AC;? made them switch horses. Interesting. But likely too little, too late, eh? Auditorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Race â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Not catching any signs that incumbent Republican Randy Brock has a problem. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always nice for a Republican to have a Democrat and a Progressive on the ballot, and Tom Salmon and Martha Abbott are filling that bill. Salmon, son of former governor and University of Vermont President (and Saratoga Racetrack aficionado) Tom Salmon, has an interesting TV ad. He stands in front of a a painted, one-dimensional bookcase shade. Why would a statewide candidate for an office whose responsibility is to ensure the state budget is spent the way itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s supposed to use a flimsy fake bookcase in his campaign commercial? Leg Man Down â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Not an easy year to be a Republican, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all there is to it. Burlington State Rep. Kurt Wright is recovering from a serious leg injury sustained on the Burlington Bike Path behind Pleasant Avenue six weeks ago. (Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s why we havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seen him!) Kurt told â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Trackâ&#x20AC;? he touched wheels with a fellow biker (whom he declined to identify) and went down hard. Wright sustained a â&#x20AC;&#x153;severe bone contusion,â&#x20AC;? but no structural damage. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kept him from doing something he loves to do: campaign door-to-door in his New North End district. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t totally bend it,â&#x20AC;? said the Queen Cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only Republican legislator. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Physical therapists,â&#x20AC;? he added, â&#x20AC;&#x153;really do great work.â&#x20AC;? Even without the door-to-

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down when needed so items can be placed in it and avoids bumping into other shoppers. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The immediate thing that jumped to my mind was all those times as a kid when my sister would accidentally hit me with a cart,â&#x20AC;? Garcia said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It seems like the public would really want this since everybody shops.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;˘ The South Korean government introduced a sentry robot capable of detecting and killing intruders along the heavily fortified border with North Korea. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Intelligent Surveillance and Guard Robot has surveillance, tracking, firing and voice-recognition systems built into a single unit,â&#x20AC;? said Lee Jae-hoon, deputy minister of commerce, industry and energy.

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TV as a distraction to some. Those watching TV reported less pain than those not watching TV, but they also reported half the pain as those being soothed by their mothers. Children whose mothers who didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t try to soothe them while they watched TV reported one-third the pain. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The power of television is strong, and it can be harmful for children if it is stronger than the force made by the mother to distract children,â&#x20AC;? said the studyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chief author, neonatologist and pediatrician Dr. Carlo Bellieni of the University of Siena. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I believe that this power must be controlled and reduced.â&#x20AC;?

Will of God (For Now) The First Baptist Church of Watertown, N.Y., dismissed Mary Lambert after she had taught Sunday school there for 54 years, explaining that it had adopted a more literal interpretation of the Bible that prohibits women from teaching men and says â&#x20AC;&#x153;she must be silentâ&#x20AC;? (I Timothy 2:12). The Rev. Timothy (no relation) LaBouf, who also serves on the Watertown City Council, said his stance did not apply to his civic duties in Watertown, whose city manager is a woman. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I believe that a woman can perform any job and fulfill any responsibility that she desires to,â&#x20AC;? LaBouf said, so long as itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s outside the church.

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arc Estrin watched 32 films in five days last week during the course of Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Vermont International Film Festival. â&#x20AC;&#x153;That includes shorts; I counted them up,â&#x20AC;? admits the local author and activist. He got â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gold Passâ&#x20AC;? access to the event in exchange for hosting two visiting filmmakers: Libyan-born Sufyan Omeish, co-director of a documentary about Israel-Palestine and Zoltan Istvan, creator of Pawns of Paradise: Inside the Brutal Kashmir Conflict. The annual festival is a cinematic window on the world, and its views are mostly tragic â&#x20AC;&#x201D; of genocidal Darfur, war-ravaged Iraq, Indian poverty, Chinese sweatshops. Closer to home? VIFF screens eye-opening films on death-row inmates, Anglo-Indian relations and the beef industry. The cumulative effect can be devastating. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You go from problem area to problem area, and some of them are verging on intractable,â&#x20AC;? Estrin observes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You can leave a film festival like this pretty depressed.â&#x20AC;? Or, in Estrinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s case, well informed. For him, the most â&#x20AC;&#x153;horrifyingâ&#x20AC;? film of all was Uganda Rising, which exposes a littleknown, ongoing, human-rights nightmare in East Africa: 25,000 children in northern Uganda have been abducted by a rebel army that â&#x20AC;&#x153;turns them into sadists,â&#x20AC;? Estrin says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I was ready to resign from the human race after seeing that film.â&#x20AC;? But from the same continent also came the festivalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most hopeful vision, in Estrinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s estimation: Sisters in Law follows the trials of female lawyers and judges winning

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spousal and child-abuse convictions among Muslims in Cameroon. Audience reaction is what made a Thursday showing of China Blue VIFFâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;most spectacular event,â&#x20AC;? according to Estrin. The film exposes the conditions of Chinese garment workers via the lives of two young girls. Estrin saw the movie along with a contingent of blue-jean-wearing high school students who were â&#x20AC;&#x153;getting the whole thing,â&#x20AC;? he suggests. â&#x20AC;&#x153;When theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re talking about the pants youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re sitting in, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s such a wonderful interaction in time between subject matter and relevance . . . Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s political education up the gazoo â&#x20AC;&#x201D; where youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re sitting on the gazoo.â&#x20AC;? For Estrin, the biggest disappointment of the festival was The Great Warming, narrated by Keanu Reeves and Alanis Morissette. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The film had very high production values, but its politics were prob-

lematical . . . there was little mention of resource reduction and a curious emphasis on religious fundamentalism,â&#x20AC;? he notes. The most satisfying sleeper? Three Comrades, about three guys in Grozny who experience the Chechen wars together. The liveliest Q&A â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and there were lots of them â&#x20AC;&#x201D; came after Occupation 101, described as â&#x20AC;&#x153;a comprehensive analysis of the facts and hidden truths surrounding the Iraeli-Palestinian conflict.â&#x20AC;? The post-film

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discussion lasted â&#x20AC;&#x153;20 minutes in the the,-- ! - . / 0 ater,â&#x20AC;? Estrin recalls. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Then we went downstairs and had another 40 minutes.â&#x20AC;? Space for spontaneous breakout sessions ! " ##$ %&$'& is one advantage of the new digs at Lake ( ) *$ ( # " *$ ( + " and College. Not to mention two state-of !"#$ !"% & !"' the-art theaters. The black box could use some lighting on the stairs, and it would be nice to have more than one unisex bath- 2x7.5-Grannis101806.indd 1 R 9:58:36 AM 10/16/06 TO SVP room on the theater-level floor, but the new DA building is a vast improvement over past Y! fest venues. An existing musical and video â&#x20AC;&#x153;I always had a secret hatred of watchpresentation by Alaska experts. ing films in the Firehouse,â&#x20AC;? Estrin confessSaturday, October 28, 4 pm es. His sole regret from this year: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I feel bad Inn at Essex I skipped some.â&#x20AC;?

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W Toxic Feedback: Helping Writers Survive and Thrive, by Joni B. Cole, University Press of New England, 158 pages, $16.95. Joni B. Cole will speak in the Howe Library in Hanover, New Hampshire, on November 14 at 7 p.m. For her other appearances around southern Vermont and New England, see www.toxicfeed back.com.

riters, has someone’s reaction to your work ever made you want to sink into the ground? If so, you’re in good company. Grace Paley used to submit stories to magazines “again and again, and they always came back.” New England novelist Ernest Hebert remembers John Gardner returning his manuscript at the Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference with one comment: “No real writer would write a sentence like that.” Khaled Hosseini, author of the best-selling novel The Kite Runner — and a sold-out speaker at Champlain College last year — was rejected by a literary agent who told him, “The book is good, but the public doesn’t want to hear any more about Afghanistan.” These stories and more come from a small book called Toxic Feedback by Hartford resident Joni B. Cole. Cole defines toxic feedback as any response that makes writers “doubt their abilities, distrust their own voices, sabotage their stories, or just feel really, really lousy.” The classic example is a comment a respected writer and teacher scrawled on one of Cole’s short sto-

ers’ work, and setting up a writing workshop that doesn’t degenerate into a playground for the participants’ egos. Each chapter contains a wealth of anecdotes, and many feature interviews with successful authors. (Several are Vermonters — besides Paley, Cole talked to Julia Alvarez and mystery writers Archer Mayor and Sarah Stewart Taylor.) Judging by her title, one might expect Cole to adhere to the “affirmation only” school of criticism, in which writing workshops become all too similar to support groups. (“Your story is great. It really expresses your truth.” “Yours too!”) But Toxic Feedback is actually funny and tough-minded, with insights about getting and giving feedback that can be applied to all walks of life. Cole doesn’t hesitate to poke fun at writers, whom she describes as “chasms of hypersensitivity.” At the same time, she doesn’t believe that “simply telling writers to toughen up” is a solution. Nor is avoiding feedback, since it alone “can answer the ultimate question: Are you connecting with your readers?”

Toxic Feedback is a funny and toughminded book, with insights about getting and giving feedback that can be applied to all walks of life. ries years ago: “It’s all wrong.” What was wrong? How could it be improved? She never found out. The incident made Cole, now 48, want to give up writing, but she didn’t. For the past 12 years, she’s run writing workshops out of a spare room in the home she shares with her husband and two daughters. Two books Cole created and edited, This Day: Diaries From American Women and This Day in the Life: Diaries From Women Across America, have received raves from Publisher’s Weekly and People Magazine. In a phone interview, Cole says the idea for Toxic Feedback emerged from her workshops. Newcomers to the group are often “very accomplished people — some are brain surgeons!” she says. “The first time they share a submission, their hands are shaking, and they’re terrified. A lot of us are refugees from other workshops where we had our work trashed. It struck me that this was crazy. Feedback can be a gift, rather than this thing that puts terror into us.” Toxic Feedback is a guide to making feedback work for the writer, with sections on getting and processing criticism, responding to oth-

For writers, the key is to process feedback, Cole explains. “You need to be selective, so you as a writer get what you need when you need it,” she says. “We don’t have to submit or succumb to feedback, like Saint Sebastian succumbing to the Romans. If they say something devastating, like ‘This was really boring,’ we can crawl home and put on ‘Oprah,’ or we can ask, ‘What specifically was boring?’ Specificity is an antidote to the toxicity.” What about the reader’s side? Are negative comments verboten, even when the writer lacks a grasp of basic storytelling or has no clue how to use a comma? “My point isn’t just to promote ‘All right, everybody, let’s make writers feel good,’” says Cole. Still, she firmly believes that “Positive feedback is the best way to teach writing. So many of us lack the faith that if we reinforce the positive, the negative will disappear. But that’s exactly what happens. It feels like magic, but it works.” Positive feedback doesn’t mean blanket approval, Cole adds — only specifically targeted comments can “help writers write more and write better.” Even positive feedback can be “toxic” when it comes from some-

one who wants to supplant the author’s vision with his or her own. In the book, Cole interviews Samina Ali, a young novelist who found herself in the enviable position of being courted by a big-time Los Angeles agent before she’d even finished her manuscript. The agent wanted to turn Ali’s novel about her arranged marriage into a memoir, because “nobody writes fiction anymore.” Ali pointed out that “a lot of ” her novel was pure fiction. No problem, the agent replied airily, since most memoirs are “not true; they’re just marketed as true.” Luckily, Ali found a different agent, or she might have gone the way of disgraced “memoirist” James Frey. So, how does the writer find that special group that offers useful feedback, keeping both toxins and bull to a minimum? Cole says her group has some participants who’ve been coming, on and off, for the past 10 years. Each session she adds a few newcomers, because “We want to always have the experience of strangers reading our work cold,” and she tries to maintain a mix of seasoned writers and novices. For those who can’t find a readymade group, Cole suggests starting your own. “That’s what I did!” she says. “I promise you will find some kindred souls.” Speaking of toxic feedback . . . Bolton resident Alison Bechdel’s acclaimed graphic memoir Fun Home has been getting some from the residents of Marshall, Missouri. After a complaint from a local woman, the Marshall Public Library held hearings to decide whether to ban Fun Home and another work, Craig Thompson’s Blankets, from its shelves. Why? Both contain sexual images and both look like “comic books” — a genre that, in some people’s minds, is still synonymous with kid stuff. Witness Bob G. Stewart, a columnist for the Marshall Democrat-News, who went so far as to link Bechdel’s frank memoir about homosexuality with the recent

school shooting incidents as examples of society’s “moral decay.” “We are reeling in the waves of outrage and disgust and shock that pour over us as we digest the news reports RUTH PORTER or investigate what passes for children’s literature these days,” Stewart laments before exhorting his readers to pray. A poster on Bechdel’s blog makes the point that kids’ books aren’t generally rife with “references to Proust and Joyce,” as Fun Home is. (Nor do they receive long screeds of praise in The New York Times and Village Voice alongside works for adults.) Another blog poster wonders whether the citizens of Marshall are equally bothered by the presence of Sin City and other violent graphic novels in their library. On October 11, the library’s board of trustees voted to keep the two challenged works unavailable while it works on creating an official

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he funny thing about “Saturday Night Live” — one of the few funny things about the show these days — is that it’s exerting its most significant influence ever on the culture at precisely the moment in its 32-year history when the show itself is least significant. Not since the heyday of Joe Piscopo has there been so little to laugh about. And one reason the number of laughs is down is that the number of cast members is down too. With “Seinfeld” and “Friends” now distant, syndicated memories, NBC is facing such a dire cash crisis that network suits forced Executive Producer Lorne Michaels to make a painful choice over the summer. He could either produce fewer shows with the same line-up, or the same number of shows with a slashed cast. Michaels has diplomatically downplayed the matter, but the impact has had seismic proportions. “SNL”’s line-up has dropped from 16 last year to just 11 regulars this year, with zero featured players. The pink-slipped include Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell, both of whom joined the ensemble in 1997 and had matured into highly dependable players. Television’s loss, no doubt, will be Hollywood’s gain. “The show, like a garden that gets

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“Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip” is anything but a shoestring production. The hourlong show is the latest creation from writer-producer Aaron Sorkin — the brain behind “Sports Night” and “The West Wing” — and it does for latenight ensemble comedy what “The West Wing” did for

“30 Rock” is as ebulliently loopy as “Studio 60” is earnest. presidential politics. It whips up a beguiling parallel universe whose inhabitants are motivated by passion, nobility, intelligence and courage. It supplies unusually well-written characters and unusually well-written dialogue. Most impressively, it presents the writing, performing and broadcasting of a hip, satirical television show as an act of insurrection. This is a drama in which comedy is serious business. On paper, this probably sounded preposterous — after all, “SNL” is no more revolutionary these days than is “Mad TV.” Sorkin pulls it off completely, though. Each installment of “Studio 60” — the show within the show — is approached with the care and gravity that one might need to stage a military coup. The show’s producer, played by Bradley Whitford, and head writer Matthew Perry make compellingly flawed crusaders. Whitford’s character is coming off a coke bust. Perry’s has a chip on his shoulder the size of the Rockefeller Center rink and a thing for the show’s star (Sarah Paulson), a born-again Christian he broke up with after she appeared on “The 700 Club.” All of this is straight out of Sorkin’s own life story, so it’s no surprise the show’s every minute feels authentic. Some critics have faulted the show for taking itself too seriously, but I find “Studio 60” a riveting reminder of the promise the medium once held. The inventors of television predicted it would uplift and unite humankind, bringing museums, the world’s great orchestras and

impartially reported news into the home. Instead, we got “Starsky & Hutch” and “Entertainment Tonight.” All the more reason to appreciate a fantasy world in which the creators of a sketch show take aim at an arrogant administration and enlighten with every laugh. Which brings us to “30 Rock,” the brainchild of former “SNL” head writer and “Weekend Update” co-host Tina Fey. The 30-minute program, which debuted last Wednesday, offers a comic take on life behind the scenes at a late-night sketch show. In addition to writing and producing, Fey plays Liz Lemon, head writer of “The Girlie Show,” a sort of for-women-only version of “SNL.” In a prescient bit of writing and casting, Fey has brought in Alec Baldwin to play a General Electric suit who takes it upon himself to fix what’s not broken. He decides that what “The Girlie Show” is missing are men — duh — and concludes that the key to attracting more male viewers is adding a Martin Lawrence-type comedian with mental-health issues (“SNL” alum Tracy Morgan) to the cast. The master stroke? While the offices of television executives are routinely adorned with framed posters of their network’s hit shows, Baldwin’s office boasts an elaborately mounted, full-color image of a best-selling oven. Like Sorkin, Fey is writing about what she knows. And writing about it exceedingly well. “30 Rock” is as ebulliently loopy as “Studio 60” is earnest. If future episodes maintain the laugh level of the first one, this ought to be around for a while. Its chemistry works in all directions. Baldwin is deadon as a love-to-hate corporate stooge, Morgan brings a manic, anything-can-happen energy to his role, and another familiar “SNL” face, Rachel Dratch, makes a lovably off-beat utility player. As always, Fey is a treat to watch. Few can match her combination of comic and intellectual gifts. “Sometimes,” Baldwin’s character explains to Fey’s after unveiling his vision, “you have to change things that are perfectly good just to make them your own.” That may explain what’s going on at “Saturday Night Live.” Let’s hope it’s a long while before that fate befalls either of the new shows it has inspired. �

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“You don’t want to be a walking billboard for whatever company.” Working in the apparel industry, at Burlington’s Select Design, convinced Bissonette that he could make clothes — his specialty is deconstructed hoodies. Last fall his grandmother sealed the deal by donating a sewing machine. “By Christmas I was making hoodies for everyone,” he says. “Strut” provided a big boost of selfconfidence to its nine featured designers. “That whole show blew everyone away,” Bissonette puts it. “It had a domino effect of getting this indie fashion scene started.” The next push came from Jennifer Michelle, a 38-year-old former epidemiologist turned lingerie designer. She launched her online business, A Little Lingerie Company, a year and a half ago. While the Fairfax-based entrepre-

neur wasn’t on the runway with her “campy but really cute” g-strings and garters — her niche is custom bridal — Michelle was inspired to organize the brand-new Vermont Fashion Networking Group. “I have no background in retail or design; I’m just learning about contracts and business stuff,” Michelle reveals. “I thought, I couldn’t be the only person.” Indeed she isn’t. A handful of fellow designers met with Michelle for the first time last week at Muddy Waters in Burlington. Jennifer Dillner was one of them. Though she has a day job — in human resources at the Chittenden Bank — the 27-year-old seems excited by the possibilities of making, and marketing, clothing. “The stuff I showed [at ‘Strut’] is pretty crazy,” admits Dillner, whose artistic garments involved a lot of vinyl. “I need to make

something a little more marketable.” Dillner suggests that the new networking group, and the nascent indie scene that inspired it, are “giving fashion a place in Vermont.” And, she adds, models, photographers and anyone else interested in getting involved are welcome. “Our first meeting was to discuss direction and where we’re going,” Dillner says. “We’re hoping to have a trunk show in December.” In fact, the group already has another fashion show planned — for December 1 at Plan B. And in the future, says Michelle, “We hope to bring in seminars about such things as contracting vs. employees, wholesaling, etc.” That sounds good to Ava Bishop, 28, who works from her Morrisville home on two lines of clothing she calls Damn Fine Pants and Little Savage.


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December 2 & 3. One thing Venon has over the newer fashionistas in town is an expansive email list of potential buyers. “I plan a trunk show in someone’s home,” she says, “we invite people, and they come,” If Venon makes it sound simple, it’s in part because she’s already dealt with the most basic hurdle facing “handmade” designers: pricing. “You get into the whole ‘What do you charge for it?’ thing,” says Bissonette. “If you charge per hour, no one’s going to spend $100 on a handmade hoodie. So you charge $50 . . . I think about what I would want to pay. But then,” he laments, “it’s like you’re doing it for charity.” Some local retailers are happy to help with this dilemma — not to mention with educating the public about handmade clothing, marketing and selling it. Xmas MaxonAlley owns The Green Closet — a former Old North End clothing shop that’s opening a new location in Winooski next week. She also makes reconstructed clothing for her own Post Decadent line. “Pricing is always a difficult thing because you’re working with things that are not comparable to the general market,” says Maxon-Alley, 44, “but the consumer looks at it as clothes. The value they place on it being one-of-a-kind is intangible. “Technically our stuff should be outrageously expensive,” she adds. “I would say most designers make very little money. I just try to price it at a level the market will bear.” Maxon-Alley is passionate about the economic and environmental implications of

tique.com. DeFilippi waxes enthusiastic about the do-it-yourself movement, rattling off websites such as indieshopping, indiefriendly, craftrevolution and readymademag, all of which are listed on her blog. And the movement isn’t limited to wearables — just check out the Halloween handiwork on extremepumpkins.com. St. Albans crafter Catherine Slye developed Made’s website and also sells bags, pillows and note cards through the store. Of the 30 designers DeFilippi represents, about a third are Vermonters. Ava Bishop’s empire-waisted dress in a colorful bird print, modeled in “Strut,” hangs behind DeFilippi’s counter. Other local wares include jewelry by Kacey Boone (SubSixStudios), pouches and bags by Alison Murphy, and silk-screened tees by Joanne Kalisz, who also had a table this summer at the Burlington Artist Market. “I want people in Vermont to realize that when you say ‘craft,’ it’s not just your grandmother’s crocheted afghan,” says DeFilippi — unless, of course, that afghan is “reconstructed” into a funky scarf or a sweater. The price points at Made do reflect what MaxonAlley says about handmade design: Shoppers can find belts for $20, small bags for $5 to $60, and most garments for under a hundred bucks. DeFilippi believes the vintage-recycledreconstructed aesthetic is appealing to the environmentally conscious. Others, she suggests, “just do it because it looks cool.” �

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Everybody has ideas sometimes. “Wouldn’t it be great if . . .” But the making-something-of-it part requires a kind of obsession. INVENTOR LEONARD DUFFY

By day, David Albright maintains the rest areas on I-89 for the state of Vermont. But when the reserved 59-year-old welder goes home to Jeffersonville, he retreats to a 28-by-28-foot workshop to practice his true vocation. Albright is an inventor. Last month, he received his first patent, for a wood splitter attachment — in patent-speak, “multiple wood splitting wedges on a rotating member.” If this year follows recent trends, Albright’s patent will be one of more than 400 awarded to Vermont inventors in 2006. That might not sound like many, but given the small population, it means the state generates more patents per capita than almost any other. Even with corporations like IBM skewing those numbers, Vermont still claims a sizable population of innovators. Some of them are famous — think John Deere, or Jake Burton Carpenter. But for every household name, hundreds, such as Albright, are toiling in obscurity, seeking patents for products they hope will bring them fame and fortune. Or at least enough income to offset the considerable sums they spend building prototypes and paying $300-an-hour patent lawyers. Though Albright works alone, he’s not as solitary as he might seem. Once a month, he drives to a meeting of InventVermont, a 3-year-old nonprofit that functions as a support group for part-time tinkerers. Vermont inventors have a number of resources at their disposal. The state funds several small-business development centers that dispense business planning advice, and the University of Vermont recently opened the Center for Emerging Technologies, a business incubator designed to help launch technology-based enterprises. InventVermont offers institutional support, too — for $20 in yearly dues, its 40 members can attend presentations on marketing strategies, and promote their products through the group’s website, www.inventvermont. com. They can also glean tips on how to access state and federal resources, and even request confidential meetings with fellow inventors to review designs for which they haven’t yet sought a patent. The group connected Albright with President Tom Ference, an inventor and patent agent, who helped him through the complicated patenting process. At $75 an hour, Albright notes, that help came much cheaper than a lawyer.

But perhaps InventVermont’s most important function, members say, is connecting inventors with others of their ilk: fellow Vermonters who share the conviction that they, too, have a brilliant idea waiting to be recognized by the wider world. Members learn, in short, that they’re not alone. This solidarity helps them keep plugging away, waiting for their big break. The spirit of camaraderie is almost palpable at the group’s third annual meeting, October 12, at Vermont College in Montpelier. Albright is there, one of seven inventors scheduled to be interviewed before the audience by fellow inventor Danielle O’Hallisay. The diverse array of products on display includes a maple syrup flue pan washer and a cart-mounted aquatic vegetation harvester. When his turn comes, Albright tells the audience that hydraulic wood splitters aren’t new; he manufactured and sold hundreds of the labor-saving devices in the 1980s. But after years of pondering the design, he conceived of a new twist. Literally. Albright devised a propeller-like head that attaches to the business end of a hydraulic wood splitter. Each of the three propeller “blades” consists of a different wood splitting wedge, capable of splitting a log into three, four or six pieces. Here’s how it works: The user drops a log into the berth between the wedges and the hydraulic cylinder, then spins the wedge wheel to select the desired setting, locks it in place, and pushes a button. The cylinder drives the log between the blades of the chosen wedge until the wood breaks into the desired number of pieces. “I can split three cords an hour with it,” Albright boasts. He shows a video clip demonstrating his invention. The audience oohs and aahs when his machine splits a log into six pieces as effortlessly as if the wood were Play-Dough. The inventor proudly notes that an international wood-splitter manufacturer has expressed interest in the design. But this development was a long time coming. When Albright talks about his difficulty navigating the patent process, the years he waited for approval and the thousands of dollars he has spent in pursuit of his goal, members of the audience knowingly nod their heads. He was so frustrated that “I almost started drinking again before the end,” he says. That draws a few mirthless chuckles. Some in the audience have no doubt been there before. If this sounds reminiscent of an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, that’s because it is. Or so says InventVermont member Leonard Duffy. The bearded, bespectacled 65-year-old architect from Hinesburg likens the group’s meetings, which he regu-

larly attends, to those organized by AA. The only difference, he says, is that instead of confessing they’re alcoholics, members confess to being inventors. Is he suggesting that the desire to invent something is like a disease? Or is he saying he enjoys the fellowship of others who are similarly afflicted? A little of both, it seems. Duffy has presented his inventions before the group in the past; he’s one of InventVermont’s most often-cited success stories. Last year, more than 2000 units of a wooden cookbook holder he invented sold on the home shopping channel QVC. And his fastening technology won the Grand Prize in the 2004 “Create the Future” Design Contest, sponsored by

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figure out how to produce and design it. How do you get the graphite in there? What do you use to erase the writing? How do you attach the eraser on top? Why is the pencil octagonal? Inventing, Duffy says with a wry smile, “is not a real mentally stable thing to do.” It’s hard to tell to if he’s joking. Consider his experience. Duffy has been tinkering since he was a kid growing up on a horse-powered farm in New Jersey. He studied architecture at Pennsylvania State University, and in 1972 moved to Hinesburg to establish an architecture firm. After downsizing the company during the recession of the 1990s, he began to focus on other pursuits, including oil painting —

the stuff “Qwik Grip.” While in D.C., he stopped by the U.S. Patent Office to see if anyone had already claimed his idea. Today you can complete such searches online, but 10 years ago, Duffy had to physically maneuver through the narrow aisles of shelves to find the correct section of the patent collection that covered his designs. “There are acres of shelves with folders on them,” he marvels. “It’s like this funky old grandmother’s attic.” That chaotic arrangement could also describe the patent process itself. Applicants must first determine how to classify their invention. They must categorize it according to the type of device or process, and the

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two of his canvasses hang in the stairwell leading up to his office — and inventing. During the mid-1990s, Duffy attended a state-sponsored workshop on taking ideas to the marketplace. It inspired him. When the zipper on his one of his bags broke during a business trip to Washington, D.C., in 1996, he remembers thinking, “Gee, there must be a better way to do that.” On the plane, Duffy designed a pattern consisting of small flower-like islands that, when pressed to another strip of similar islands, would stick, but could be peeled away just as easily. “It’s an interlocking device similar to Velcro,” he explains. “But when you pull it, it’s much stronger and more durable than Velcro.” Duffy dubbed

method by which it works. Duffy explains that the ordering system can seem illogical at times — his fastening system, for example, might belong to the same category as a product from the 1800s that uses sliding, interlocking wooden plates. After settling on a category or categories, an applicant must prove the invention is both novel and unobvious. Duffy clarifies the definition: “If a theoretical person who is knowledgeable in the field can come up with this idea using two things in the field that have never been combined before, that would be considered obvious.” Navigating this process correctly is critical, both in order to gain approval and to >> 30A


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clogging, low-profile and reusable. It allows bathing without removal, ventilates skin and allows perspiration, eliminates pressure points, and minimizes odor, rash, itching and other complications.â&#x20AC;? So why is Duffyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s prototype gathering dust in his office? Because, like many inventors, he would rather tinker than sell. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m sure if I were a better promoter and salesperson, it would have gone somewhere by now,â&#x20AC;? he says with a shrug. Duffy has had more commercial success with his cookbook holder, which he also conceived a decade ago. One day his wife decided she needed more counter space to lay down her cookbooks, and asked him to expand the kitchen. Instead of filing for a building permit, Duffy rigged a hanging holder out of wire. In 2002, his MBA son Brennan helped him shape the product into something more marketable, a wooden stand with a metal clasp to hold the book, and red ribbons to mark pages. The two Duffys have since expanded into hanging spice racks and laptop racks. They sell them through

When Albright talks about his difficulty navigating the patent process, the years he waited for approval and the thousands of dollars he has spent in pursuit of his goal, members of the audience knowingly nod their heads. turn out the way heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d hoped. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This whole room of engineers turned to me and asked, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;How much does it cost, and how do you make it?â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? he recalls. Since Duffy hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t actually tried to produce it yet, he couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t answer their questions. He went home without a deal. â&#x20AC;&#x153;That was a learning experience,â&#x20AC;? he says ruefully. After that encounter, Duffy found a Middlebury company to produce his design. Today his Hinesburg office is littered with test strips of Qwik Grip. Duffy has experimented with using it to replace Velcro straps on things such as tennis shoes and bike helmets, among other things. The application that won the 2004 award was his â&#x20AC;&#x153;Unitary Orthopedic Appliance,â&#x20AC;? which uses the fastener to secure a removable cast. Duffy thought of it when a relative broke her arm and had to wear a cast that was held together with Velcro. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The straps caught in her hair,â&#x20AC;? he says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;and there was no way to clean them.â&#x20AC;? The announcement of Duffyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s award in NASA Tech Briefs calls the Unitary Orthopedic Appliance â&#x20AC;&#x153;long-lasting, sanitary, comfortable, non-grabbing, non-

their website, www.overtheedge products.com. Duffy has patented the concept of hanging these things from various surfaces, under the term â&#x20AC;&#x153;portable cantilevered support device.â&#x20AC;? His 3-year-old application received approval just this month. But though Duffy has broken even on that invention, it hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t made up for the losses heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s taken on Qwik Grip. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lucky his wife is a tenured professor at St. Michaelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s College, he says. How much have his inventions cost him? Like a problem gambler, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still in denial about that. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m deep in a hole there,â&#x20AC;? he confesses. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to publish how much Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve spent on it.â&#x20AC;? But he remains convinced heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll eventually hit it big, and with his award and the early encouraging interest from 3M, he has reason to be hopeful. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sooner or later, somethingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to happen on that,â&#x20AC;? Duffy predicts. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Suddenly, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to be ubiquitous and everyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to need some.â&#x20AC;? No wonder he needs a support group. At the end of the inventor presentations at the InventVermont annual meeting,


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Duffy stops by George DeCellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s display table to catch up with the 35-year-old inventor. With his crew cut and goatee, DeCell resembles a younger Billy Joel. Like Duffy, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s convinced that the world is on the verge of embracing his signature product: plastic childproof outlet covers he calls SafetyCaps. DeCell comes to the meetings because he knows the others here can empathize with him, he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had the same sleepless nights I have.â&#x20AC;? Something else DeCell has in common with Duffy: He stumbled into inventing after experiencing a business failure. An accountant by training, DeCell had been working for a captive insurance company in 2001. He and a friend decided to form their own firm. After they convinced a company in New York to hire them and move its captive insurance business to Vermont, DeCell quit his job â&#x20AC;&#x201D; on September 10, 2001. The next dayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s terrorist attacks forced the company to reevaluate its plans. DeCell became a stay-at-home dad. During that time, he conceived his first invention, a business-card rack. He claims he came up with the idea to place the rack in stores, and rent display space to business card owners for $5 a month, as a form of advertising. He ordered the plastic backing and the business card holders from various companies and assembled the racks himself, in the three-story house he built in Fairfax. He had large American flags printed on the backs of the racks, to capitalize on the upwelling of post-9/11 patriotism. He calls his invention, â&#x20AC;&#x153;United Wee Stand.â&#x20AC;? Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still waiting for his patent on that one. Another tragedy â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a near miss, actually â&#x20AC;&#x201D; spurred DeCellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s creation of SafetyCaps. One day in 2002, his baby daughter got her hands on one of the small plastic outlet covers parents use to keep their kids from sticking their fingers in electrical outlets. She put it in her mouth and began to choke. DeCell wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t say much about the incident; heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still clearly rattled by it. His daughter was fine in the end, but a press release in his SafetyCaps media kit carries describes the event this way: â&#x20AC;&#x153;It was the longest few minutes of his life, while he worked to remove the object from her throat.â&#x20AC;? DeCell says he spent the next year waging a campaign to convince the government and the public that the caps are dangerous. â&#x20AC;&#x153;My wife calls it my â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;angry year,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? he says. Then he started designing a safer outlet cover. A slightly bigger cap would be more difficult to choke on, he discovered, and if it did get lodged in a kidâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s throat, small holes on either side, like those on a pacifier, would allow the child to continue breathing. DeCell found a Vermont company to manufacture his design, bought a bagging machine and 500,000 bags from a game company that moved to

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h, the sounds of autumn in Vermont. The honk of migrating geese, the thunk of a teenager’s foot against a soccer ball, the crunch of leaves underfoot. And soon, starting on the first Saturday in November, the whine of the big-game STORY hunter: “Where the bleep are all the JON MARGOLIS deer?” To hear Vermont’s hunters tell it, the state’s deer herd is in deep doo-doo. “There are serious issues with the condition of Vermont’s prized deer herd,” claims the website — www.hatvt.org — of the advocacy group Hunters, Anglers and Trappers of Vermont (HAT). In conversation, hunters are often more blunt, if not downright profane, on the subject. If you doubt that, just visit any gun shop; it won’t be long before talk turns to the bedraggled state of the deer herd and the “damned fools” at the Fish & Wildlife Department with their deermanagement policies. But wait. All over the northeastern United States there are too many deer. They eat the flowers outside suburban living rooms, jump through picture windows and leap in front of speeding cars. Why should Vermont be an exception? Maybe it isn’t. Two matters need to be understood. First, while deer hunting is an honorable and admirable pursuit — beneficial to both society and the environment — deer hunters tend to be whiny. They never think there are enough deer, and they insist that maximizing the deer herd ought to be the main, or even the only, goal of natural-resources management. Second, you don’t have to be a hunter to be affected by the deer debate. Birdwatchers, anglers or, for that matter, anyone who walks in the woods or cares about the natural world has a stake in this dispute. Which raises some interesting questions: What do we mean when we say “wildlife”? What is the purpose of natural-resources management? Nonhunting city slickers may not even be aware that this dispute exists. Not only does it exist, but it’s incessant and often intense. Fish & Wildlife is reg-

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ularly assailed at the forums it holds, in letters to the editor, and in resolutions from rod-and-gun clubs over the department’s management of the deer herd. And, because the hunters themselves do not always agree, the department can expect vitriol no matter what it does. Broadly speaking, there are two factions in the deer hunting community: the trophy hunters who want more big bucks to shoot, and the meat hunters who want to be able to shoot just about anything they see. That second faction was mightily displeased by a new regulation, enacted last year, that severely limits the number of younger males — aka “spikehorns” — hunters can shoot. Those young males taste good. But, to look at it another way, every young male not shot stands a better chance of growing into an older, bigger male.

“Nobody really knows” what the deer population is, concedes David Hirth, assistant professor of behavioral ecology and deer management at the University of Vermont’s Rubenstein School of Environment and Natural Resources. “Is the population lower than at an earlier point? I don’t know if you can make a statewide generalization.” Even HAT Vice President Ed Gallo agrees that parts of Vermont have more than enough deer. But in general, he says, “Sportsmen believe the deer herd has dwindled, and that’s borne out by the annual harvest dropping off. It was close to the all-time low last year.” True. The figure of 8546 deer taken in 1995 was the lowest since the 7078 counted in 1988. But that doesn’t prove there are fewer deer. Rather, there are fewer hunters — 80,476 last year, in

Besides, as just-departed Vermont Natural Resources Council policy director — and avid bird hunter — Patrick Berry puts it, “There’s nothing you can do about coyotes; you shoot more, they breed faster.” Hunters are not necessarily wrong about the numbers: There may indeed be fewer deer. But what the organized hunting community will not concede is that perhaps there are as many deer as there ought to be. In 1978, biologists estimated that there were 160,000 deer in Vermont. According to Charles W. Johnson in the 1980 version of his book The Nature of Vermont, there wasn’t enough winter food for all of them. “Many of the animals that don’t starve are malnourished or weakened,” he wrote.

You don’t have to be a hunter to be affected by the deer debate. Birdwatchers, anglers or, for that matter, anyone who walks in the woods or cares about the natural world has a stake in this dispute. As it happens, it really doesn’t matter whether Fish & Wildlife comes down on the side of Faction One or Faction Two. Wildlife biologists hold that weather and habitat are far more important in determining the size and health of the deer herd than the management decisions of mere humans. True, the herd is likely to be larger this year than in 2005, and maybe that spikehorn protection helped. But what helped more was the mild winter. The general public’s indifference to the deer-management debate is not without consequence. It means that the organized deer hunters so dominate the discussion that few dare to challenge their assumption that Vermont’s deer population is in decline.

contrast to 101,088 a decade earlier. Why the decline? Because young people today are far less likely to hunt than were their counterparts in earlier generations. Thus the median age of hunters is rising steadily. Perhaps hunters don’t see or hear as many deer as they once did because they simply don’t see or hear as well as they once did. Advancing years could also explain the crotchetiness and downright irrationality that afflict some hunters. The ones who organize mass coyote hunts to protect the deer herd may kill a lot of coyotes, but not to the benefit of the deer. Coyotes do kill some deer, but not enough to reduce the population. In fact, by taking the weakest individuals, coyotes may strengthen the herd.

Now, Fish & Wildlife estimates a deer population of 110,000 to 125,000, according to John Buck, the department’s aptly named wildlife biologist. Buck agrees with the hunters that the current population is too low and is working to build it back up, perhaps to 160,000. But that could be too many. Why? Because, as hunters and scientists agree, the biggest problem facing Vermont’s deer is loss of habitat — there’s less than there was in the past, and there will be still less in the future. Deer habitat keeps getting transformed into people habitat. Buck says that when he attended UVM in the 1970s, he and his friends hunted near Williston’s Taft Corners. When an older friend of Buck’s was at


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manner of villains that sow unease in every moment in which they appear. His glower speaks volumes about his disgust at what his fussy little brother has become — and at what the likes of Austin have done to the world. By contrast, Ivy League-educated Austin has been making a decent living not by railing against reality but by mediating it through his film scripts. And he might have gone on happily contriving worlds more desirable than the real one, had his brother not arrived to shatter the illusions. Justin Walvoord plays his part well — combed over, tucked in and officiously nice to his wayward sibling, until Lee begins pushing his buttons. Walvoord may not be the most believable stage drunk, but the 10/3/06 5:06:19 PM more nuanced the moment, the 1x4-massagegarage092006.indd 1 more skillfully he works. 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another. That turning point appears midway through the play. In the first scene following the intermission, we learn that, over a round of golf, film producer Saul Kimmer (Adam Cunningham), whom Austin has been courting with a script idea, has decided instead to take on a project Lee has pitched him — pushing Austin’s script to the back burner. Suddenly, real stakes emerge. Austin tells Lee that his deal with Saul was his one clear shot at success. Lee, for his part, sees the deal with Saul as an opportunity to get the “old man” out of the poor house. Austin and Lee square off on both counts — sibling rivalry over a screenplay sale, and divergent views on how much sympathy and support their errant father deserves. These conflicts ignite something more closely resembling family dysfunction, and the interplay between Lee and Austin becomes more complex. The scenes that follow include some of the best acting in the show, enhanced by Paul Ugalde’s fight choreography, but the playwright’s tolerance for loosely structured plots sometimes detracts from the kinetic energy. Still, some reversals add irony and humor to the action, such as when Austin starts boozing in the manner of his brother. Rising to a dare from Lee, he goes on a toaster-robbing rampage through his mother’s neighborhood — then proceeds to make about a dozen pieces of toast simultaneously. Not even the soothing aroma of toast can make Lee and Austin put down their dukes and work out their differences reasonably. When Mom, played by Ruth Wallman, returns home early from an Alaska tour, she catches her boys in the midst of making a first-rate mess. For the first few beats following her entrance, Wallman’s Mom almost seems to have wandered into the wrong play. Her muted response to the condition of her home strikes an absurdist note, reminiscent of Shepard’s earliest plays. Mom’s choice not to acknowledge the plainly evident destruction, however, jibes with the play’s theme of a landscape altered beyond recognition. And the levity she brings to the moment is welcome in the aftermath of so much shoving and shouting. Wallman carries the scene with confidence and quirky charm. But Mom doesn’t hang around long, and her departure leaves us with two brothers still locked in territorial battle. The turf they’re fighting over has changed in the course of the play. Lee and Austin now stand, like Beckett’s characters in Waiting for Godot, on a tract of land lost on the margins of the map. The West has vanished. Only the frontier of family memory remains. It’s a wild trail to ride, but, in the VSC production, it’s a journey worth a little saddle soreness. �

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Outstanding in the Field

G EXHIBIT “Vermont Contemporary,” a group exhibit by six local artists. Gallery inthe-Field, Brandon. Through November 12.

ARTWORK “Out Beyond the Barn” by Judith Reilly

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allery in-the-Field, just off Route 7 in Brandon, is sited on 200 acres of some of Vermont’s most beautiful pasture land. A landscaped walkway leads to the intriguingly designed, modified post-and-beam structure, letting visitors know from the first flagstone that this gallery is a cut above other venues. And the interior’s cathedral ceiling seems to encourage artists to attain new heights. Or at least to take risks in their works. Gallery owner and curator Fran Bull —a superb artist in many media herself — noted in an email last week, “I am interested, in general, in art that seeks to push towards an edge, whatever that edge might be.” The current show at Gallery in-the-Field, entitled “Vermont Contemporary,” meets that standard. Its paintings, prints and sculpture by six prominent Vermont artists — Warren Kimble, Joan Curtis, Liza Myers, Judith Reilly, Patt Cavanagh and Bull — include collections that differ greatly from several of the exhibitors’ bestknown work. Liza Myers includes none of her signature naturalistic birds and lily pads in this show. Here her focus is on curvaceous, anthropomorphic ceramic sculpture. Three-foot-tall “Spiraling Madonna with Nest” is alive with inventive forms. The nurturing, brownpainted figure caresses a ceramic nest. “Venus of the Waters” is a more highly abstracted standing figure, adorned with delicately fashioned leaves and flowers. Textile artist Judith Reilly offered in her artist statement, “I visit reality once in a while, but I have no desire to live there.” Among her six pieces is the 4by-4-foot tapestry “Out Beyond the Barn.” This icon of rural identity is constructed from flattened geometric shapes, with contrapuntal passages of straight-line stitching that push Reilly’s patterns in unexpected directions. Rounded green floral shapes and puffy

clouds in a blue sky are accents that contrast with the angular red planes describing the barn. Joan Curtis’ familiar parti-colored abstractions, intensely saturated with every hue of the rainbow, appear in both 2- and 3-dimensional versions at Gallery in-the-Field. Her sculptures are

few fat lines, while Numbers I and II are painterly 15-by-21-inch canvasses with skillfully modulated dimensionality. Warren Kimble’s “Widows of War” series is a far cry from the decorative faux folk art for which the Brandon artist is best known. His statement describes how the series was created

and collaged images. The dress form that inspired “Widows of War” was decorated with black floral patterning to transform it into a totemic object of mourning. The somber image is repeated in large-scale prints. Bull rounds out the exhibition with her copperplate etchings, entitled

The artistic climate of Brandon appears to get warmer every year, and Gallery in-the-Field is one of the town’s most impressive destinations. particularly lively, as the ample gallery space gives them room to dance. The papier-mâché fantasia “A Tale Told by a Tail” is a pedestal piece resting on a box-like form, like a strange potted plant, enriched by tentacles and brightly patterned cacti shapes. Patt Cavanagh’s gray yet energetic oil-stick-on-canvas drawings include a series of six works collectively entitled “Evolution.” The abstractions are loosely descriptive of cranial forms, as if Cavanagh is depicting evolving consciousness. Each of the four 11-by-14inch canvasses comprising Numbers IIIVI is a simple drawing wielding just a

after hearing a radio report, in February 2005, about the number of war casualties in Iraq. “As I looked across my studio at the woman’s dressmaking form I had recently purchased at an antique shop,” he wrote in his artist statement, “I realized it represented to me the women and children left behind (by the loss of a loved one) and their uncertain future.” A 7-foot-long print of 11 black abstract geometric figures, which Kimble printed using a carved rolling pin, seems to portray an assembly line of military death. Kimble’s brilliant, dramatic series also includes stenciled

“Head One” and “Head Two.” Both contain a strange profile with musical notes streaming from its mouth and a background of furious mark-making. Her prints are brilliantly made, but are an understated part of this show — an approach that all artist-gallery owners would be wise to emulate. The artistic climate of Brandon appears to get warmer every year, and Gallery in-the-Field is one of the town’s most impressive destinations. Veering off the highway to visit “Vermont Contemporary,” on view through November 12, is a venture of artistic discovery. m


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JOSH WILLIAMS: A collection of 25 large-format images from the Iraq war and Hurricane Katrina series by this photojournalist and 2002 grad. Feinberg Library, SUNY Plattsburgh, 518-564-2474. The exhibit opens with a talk by Williams entitled "Light Chaser," October 20, 3 p.m., in Alumni Conference Room, Angell College Center. Through January 7. DON WILKINSON: "Blurring the Distinction," acrylic paintings that impose contemporary images on classic works. Heroes Kingdom, St. Albans, 524-9230. Reception October 21, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Through November. SISTER SHOW: Two siblings, Katie Flindall of Waterbury and Betony Coons of Greeley, Colorado, get together to show their artworks: whimsical watercolors and collages, respectively. Moon House Art Gallery and Studio, Waterbury, 882-1079. One night only, October 21, 5-10 p.m.

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‘TREE TO CUP’: For Coffee Culture Month, experts from Green Mountain Coffee Roasters give a multimedia JERRY SWOPE: "Living in Two Worlds: presentation describing how coffee is Contemporary Lakota Life on the Pine grown, harvested and roasted, and Ridge Indian Reservation," photocoffee tastings, in conjunction with graphs taken by the SMC journalism a current exhibition. Second Floor professor on a service-learning trip Gallery, Firehouse Center for the with students to the South Dakota Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. reservation, in conjunction with October 20, noon - 1 p.m., and ‘TRANSITIONS,’ artwork by Lakota October 25, 7-8 p.m. students from Red Cloud Indian THE AMAZON: A film showing about the School. McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, rainforest region in conjunction with St. Michael's College, Colchester, a current exhibit. Fleming Museum, 654-2536. Through October 30.MARY UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. October BRUNS: "Country Living," black-and22, 3 p.m. white silver-gelatin photographs. ‘FRIDA’: A film about the life of Lower Level, Firehouse Center for the Mexican artist Frida Kahlo helps celeVisual Arts, Burlington, 865-7161. brate Coffee Culture Month and the Through November 27. 25th anniversary of Burlington City COFFEE CULTURE EXHIBIT: A juried Arts. Firehouse Center for the Visual exhibition of works by artists from cofArts, Burlington, 865-7166. October fee-growing countries, in conjunction 24, 7 p.m. with "Coffee Culture Month." Second LUNCHTIME GALLERY TALK: Floor Gallery, Firehouse Center for the Anthropology prof Kirk Endicott disVisual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. cusses "Hidden Meanings in Through November 5. Australian Aboriginal Paintings," in GROUP SHOW: Photographs, paintings conjunction with a current exhibit. and mixed media by local artists. Red Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. October. October 24, 12:30 p.m. SEAN CALLAHAN: Watercolor works, ‘THE BUSINESS OF FANCYDANCING’: A focusing on canine portraits. Frog discussion about the book, involving a Hollow, Burlington, 863-6458. Through gay Native American man who returns October. to his reservation for a funeral, takes ‘30 YEARS OF NEW YEAR GRAPHICS place at the Fletcher Free Library, FROM THE JEWISH MUSEUM’: Prints Burlington, on October 25, 7:30 p.m., commissioned by the New York musefollowed by the film of the same name um between 1969 and 2000 on the at Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, occasion of the Jewish New Year. on October 26, 7 p.m., in conjunction Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865with a current exhibit. Info for both, 7165. Through November 12. 656-0750. MAGGIE STANDLEY: "The Garden Party," LUNCHTIME LECTURE: Joshua Farley, new mixed-media oil paintings inspired assistant prof of community developby the backyard. Wingspan Painting ment and applied economics at UVM, Studio, Howard Space 3rd Floor, discusses "The Ecological Economics of Burlington, 233-7676. Through the Amazon Rainforest: Why We Should October. Care and What We Should Do," in conNORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIjunction with a current exhibit. ATION: A group members' exhibit Fleming Museum Marble Court, UVM, including more than 60 Vermont Burlington, 656-0750. October 25, Palettes. Union Station, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. 864-1557. Through October 28. 1x5-FriendsinAdopt091306 9/8/06 10:00 AM Page "Cathartic 1 DARLENE MCDONOUGH: Release," mixed-media paintings on

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NATIVE SONS Contemporary glassworks by Tony Jojola and Preston Singletary at the Fleming indicate the UVM museum’s growing interest in Native American art and material culture. This week the venue opened its James B. Petersen Memorial Gallery of Native American Cultures. Roots aside, Jojola and Singletary are among America’s foremost glass artists, pushing the boundaries of their medium in novel directions. Pictured: “Sacred Seed Jar” by Jojola.

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Cooperative, Burlington, 734-0772. College Street Artists' Cooperative Through October. Gallery, Burlington, 860-1563. Through FALCHER FUSAGER: "Magick!" fine cloiOctober 22. sonne jewelry by the renowned Danish ‘FOUR BETWEEN FORM & NON-FORM’: designer; and MARY BETH MORRISPaintings by Dorothy Martinez, stone SEAU: "Various Views," paintings and carvings by Robert S. Babcock, woven monotypes. Grannis Gallery, constructions by Anne Wallis-Bull, and Burlington, 660-2032. Through a site-specific glass installation by October. Ethan Bond-Watts. Flynndog Gallery, REID CROSBY: Abstract figurative Burlington, 863-2227. Through drawings. Smokejacks Restaurant, October. Burlington, 658-1119. Through DARLENE MCDONOUGH: "Cathartic November. Release," mixed-media paintings on BONNIE ACKER: "New Vermont canvas and paper, Pearl Street Gallery; Landscapes," pastels and oils. Penny and AD LABERGE: "New Clothes and Cluse Café, Burlington, 651-8834. Other Fables," 3-D mixed media, Lower Through November 6. Level Cherry Street Gallery; and BETH ‘FOOD INSPIRED ART’: Works by VSA ROBINSON & JME WHEELER: "Human Arts clients of Howard Community & Humanoid: Crossing Thresholds," Services. City Market, Burlington, handmade dolls and illustration, Third emily@vsavt.org. Through October. Floor Cherry Street Gallery, CCV, ‘ENVISIONED IN A PASTORAL SETBurlington, 951-1252. Through TING’: The 19th annual art exhibition December 1. and sale features primarily regional ANNIE MCGINNIS: "Bloom," acrylic artists whose works, in a variety of paintings on canvas. The Art Space at media, were inspired by nature; and Cynthea's Spa, Burlington, 999-4601. ‘SUSPENDED WORLDS,’ a traveling Through November 3. exhibition of some of Vermont's paintTONY WHITFIELD: "Extreme Motion ed theater curtains by Charles W. Henry Pictures: The Streb Project," photo(1850-1918), East Hall. Coach Barn, graphs chronicling the work of New Shelburne Farms, 985-8686. Through York choreographer Elizabeth Streb. October 22. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, JUDE BOND & DIANE GABRIEL: Burlington, 652-4500. Through "Investigations: Recent Work," featurNovember 4. ing two-dimensional collages of clothALISON BECHDEL & PHRANC: "Paper ing and ephemera of childhood; and Play," drawings and paper sculpture by 3x6-SiliconDairy032206 3/20/06 the 2:14 PM cartoonist Page 1 and author of small figurative sculptures and accomVermont panying drawings, respectively. 215 Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic, and

the L.A.-based punk singer and artist. Pine Street Art Works, Burlington, 8638100. Through October. NEIL E. CALLAHAN: "Rock 'n' Roll Retrospective," 25 black-and-white photographs of influential musicians from the last 40 years. Starbucks, Taft Corners, Williston, 238-1835. Through October. ‘COLORS OF THE AMAZON’: Featherworks from the Nalin & Petersen Collections, including ceremonial headdresses, costumes, musical instruments and baskets by groups in the Brazilian Amazon region, through November 19; and TONY JOJOLA & PRESTON SINGLETARY: "The Aesthetics of Fire," glassworks influenced by the artists' Native American heritage, through December 15; and ‘FLEMING AT 75: FROM CURATOR'S CABINET TO MODERN MUSEUM,’ an installation featuring objects, photographs and other ephemera celebrates the history of the museum, through December 15. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. VERMONT ARTISTS SHOW: Kari Meyer, Sara Katz, Dug Nap, Judith Lerner and H. Keith Wagner show their works in multiple media. Seventh Generation, Burlington, 865-7554. Through October 26. ‘SIMPLE BEAUTY’: Paintings by Georgia O'Keeffe, and 'STEAMBOATS & THE VERMONT LANDSCAPE IN THE 19TH CENTURY': from the museum's American paintings collection, Webb

Gallery; and 'THE ARTFUL LIFE OF TASHA TUDOR': works of art by and about the beloved author-illustrator, Vermont House; and 'JERRY LEWIS PALIMPSEST': a site-specific video by artist-architect Adam Kalkin, Kalkin House. Shelburne Museum, 985-3346. All through October.

:: champlain valley JEFF SCHNEIDERMAN & SARAH RUSSELL: "I & Thou: Conversations with the Landscape," photographs and pottery, respectively, inspired by the natural world. Art on Main, Bristol, 4534032. Through November 19. MAXINE DAVIS: "Ablaze with Color," paintings. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 877-2211. Through November. ‘ARTISANS COME TO LIGHT’: Works in multiple media by Vermont artists with disabilities, including large-scale abstract paintings by Tom Merwin in the Main Reading Room. Ilsley Library, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through October. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Acrylic paintings and reproductions. Bobcat Café, Bristol, 893-7503. Through October. SCOTT BRIGHTWELL: "Gestures of Porto," black-and-white photography from a sojourn to Portugal. Bar Antidote, Vergennes, 865-7166. Through November 20. BETHANY MANCE FARRELL: "Cartwheels & Curves," relief sculptures and paintings. 17 Old Hollow Rd., North

Ferrisburgh, 877-6524. Through October 20 by appointment. KIMBERLEE FORNEY & NANCY JEWETT: Whimsical acrylic paintings. Brandon Artists Guild, 247-4956. Through October 25. ‘VERMONT CONTEMPORARY’: A group exhibit by six local artists. Gallery inthe-Field, Brandon, 247-0125. Through November 12. ART NOW: DAWN CLEMENTS’: An installation by the New York artist, created in brush-and-ink, is based on the 1952 noir film Sudden Fear and fills the entire Overbrook Gallery; and ‘TREASURES FROM THE ROYAL TOMBS OF UR,’ comprising nearly 200 artifacts from the ancient Sumerian culture. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through December 10.

:: central BRIAN ZIEGLER: "The Break Up," mixed media, watercolor, ink, charcoal and collage. The Green Bean Art Gallery, Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, art whirled23@yahoo.com. Through October. ARTS RESOURCE ASSOCIATION: "Prime 31," a members' show in multiple media celebrating the group's 31st year. Main and South Galleries; and 'THE VAULT TOUR': works from the permanent collection, Wood Room.

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:: regional â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;GIRODET, ROMANTIC REBELâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: From the Louvre collection, a retrospective comprising nearly 130 monumental paintings by the French painter (1767-1824), as well as some works on paper, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, through January 21; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SOUND AND VISION,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; photographic and video images in contemporary Canadian art, Michal and Renata Hornstein Pavilion, through October 22. MontrĂŠal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-790-1245 (U.S. tickets 1-800678-5440). SERGE HAMBOURG: "Protest in Paris 1968," photographs for a Parisian weekly during the 1960s-'70s,

through November 19; and 'FROM DISCOVERY TO DARTMOUTH: THE ASSYRIAN RELIEFS,' an installation about the ancient Iraqi reliefs and other Near Eastern works from the permanent collection, October 19 March 11. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, 603-646-2426. GEORGEANNE GAFFNEY: "Nostalgia," landscape, figurative and decorative paintings. Adirondack Artists Guild, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 518-891-2615. Through October. JAPANESE PAINTINGS FROM THE HENRICKSEN COLLECTION: Classical ink-on-scroll works. Myers Fine Arts Building, Plattsburgh State Art Museum, 518-564-2474. Through November 5. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;HOT OFF THE PRESSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: More than 25 prints by recent graduates and current students of the printmaking program at SUNY Plattsburgh, an exhibit presented by Art at Evergreen, a program of Norte Maar of Rouses Point in collaboration with Evergreen Valley Nursing Home of Plattsburgh. Hassett Adult Day Services, Plattsburgh, 518563-3261. Through November 3. ďż˝

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Too many games have genre envy. One game wants to be the next first-person shooter like “Doom,” while another one hopes to reinvent the real-time strategy game like “Command and Conquer.” Another title plans to follow the role-playing success of the “Final Fantasy” series, and everyone wants to launch the next massively multiplayer online game like “World of Warcraft.” Then along comes a goofy little title for the Nintendo DS which shows that a little genre-bending can be good for the soul. If you tortured out a specific genre, “Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: The March of the Minis” might get labeled as a real-time, constructiblepuzzle, action platformer. But that’s only because this game’s designers have so willfully disregarded genre conventions in an effort to put together a charming bit of entertainment that they’ve ended

up coloring a bit outside the lines. This innovative fiddling takes place in a cozy and familiar framework inside the Nintendo universe. Once again, Mario races through level after level to stop a menacing Donkey Kong from taking things that don’t happen to belong to him. Only this time, Mario doesn’t get his hands dirty. Instead, he delegates the chore of chasing down DK to a set of tiny Mario toys — the Mario Minis. These windup dolls march mindlessly when the player flicks the DS stylus across the touch screen, and continue to waddle robotically until they’re redirected by an obstacle or a new player command. The levels hearken back to the classic 2-D Mario games, and many familiar foes return to harass the Minis. A deft move of the stylus here, and a Mini will hop on top of

an enemy for a ride; a tap there, and the Mini will lurch to a halt. Without constant attention and direction, Mindless Minis will march to certain doom. With multiple Minis on the screen at any one time, coordinating your windup core of heroes adds strategic planning to the arcade fun. As the levels get harder, the play mixes the thoughtful reflection of a crossword puzzle with the thrill-a-minute antics of attending to toddlers in a china shop. Just as charming and challenging as the main game, “March of the Minis” also provides a levelcontraction set. Simple to use and powerful enough to build just about anything you’ve seen in the game, players can expect to spend half their time inventing and testing out their own brand of “Mini” mayhem. Using the DS’ built-in WiFi capabilities, “Mini” level maestros can share their designs with friends. A sequel that invents beyond its original and an innovative game that pays respect to the classic games that have inspired it, “March of the Minis” leads the parade of game development in the right direction. Who’s It For: Although the challenge ramps up pretty quickly, a forgiving scoring system lets players advance without turning in a high score. Because of this, “March of the Minis” keeps moving whether or not you’ve got mad gamer skills. If You Like This, Try That: You can’t play “March of the Minis” without thinking of “Lemmings.” This PC classic has you assigning orders to simple-minded packs of lemmings in an effort to save them all. A new version for the Sony PSP gives new life to this gaming chestnut. Best Part: With a powerful and easy-to-use level creator, making game levels is as much fun as playing them.

SUDOKU By Linda Thistle

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theborowitzreport MEL GIBSON ACQUIRES NUCLEAR WEAPON

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he elite club of nuclear powers gained a new member today as actor Mel Gibson conducted what he called a successful nuclear test in Malibu, Calif. With all eyes on North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il and his nuclear ambitions in recent days, the international community was stunned to learn that the controversial Australian actor had been quietly developing a nuclear weapon of his own. But after digging a massive hole in the beach at Malibu and then detonating the nuclear device underground, Mr. Gibson held a press conference to say that he had initiated a nuclear program to guarantee his own security. “There are a lot of people out to get me, and I think you know who they are,” Mr. Gibson said. Moments after the actor’s announcement, the Malibu nuclear blast became the topic

of heated debate in the United Nations, drawing strong words of condemnation from Danny Gillerman, Israel’s ambassador to the U.N. “Iran getting a nuclear

prospects for world peace. “The fact that Mel Gibson now has a nuke is going to inspire other angry celebrities to acquire nukes of their own,” Mr. Logsdon said. “Is the world really

The fact that Mel Gibson now has a nuke is going to inspire other angry celebrities to acquire nukes of their own. weapon was one thing, but this Mel Gibson business will not be tolerated,” he said. Davis Logsdon, director of the Nuclear Proliferation Institute at the University of Minnesota, said that Mr. Gibson’s acquisition of a nuclear weapon casts “an ominous cloud” over the

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prepared to see nuclear weapons in the hands of Starr Jones, or Liza Minnelli?” Elsewhere, Jennifer Aniston says that she and Vince Vaughn have not broken up, according to a story published today in Yeah, Right magazine. m

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook, to be published October 2006. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate webpage at www.creators.com.

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what insomniac dyslexic philosophers do?â&#x20AC;? asked one of the 20th centuryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s great thinkers, Terence McKenna. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They stay up all night wondering if dog really exists.â&#x20AC;? That just happens to be your assignment, Aries â&#x20AC;&#x201D; whether or not youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re an insomniac dyslexic philosopher. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time, in other words, for you to intensify your exploration of lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s deepest questions â&#x20AC;&#x201D; even as you remember to do so with sparkling good humor and the intention not to take yourself too damn seriously.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In Buddhist

tradition, bodhisattvas are seekers who put their service to others above their personal goals â&#x20AC;&#x201D; even above their quest for the supreme peace that comes from enlightenment. In the eighthcentury prayer â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Bodhisattva Path,â&#x20AC;? poet Shantideva wrote, â&#x20AC;&#x153;May I be the doctor and the medicine/ for all sick beings in the world / until everyone is healed.â&#x20AC;? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a high standard to live by. In asking you to try it out for a limited time, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not expecting perfection. But my analysis of the astrological omens suggests that the people in your life fervently need you to be a source of strong medicine. More than that, you need to initiate the changes in your life that will ensue if you make yourself into a soothing balm, a potent remedy, a love tonic.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When East

Timor gained its independence from Indonesia after a long, bloody struggle, the United Nations temporarily took control of the new nation, inundating it with aid and support. But the international agencyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s work was short-lived, lasting just three years, and ultimately became known as Quickfixville. The errors resulting from its hurried efforts have been hard to undo. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make a similar gaffe in the coming weeks, Gemini. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not enough merely to have good intentions. Be deliberate and thorough as you undertake your corrective actions.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s almost time

to bring an end to your phase of resting and recouping. The self-protective mode has served you well, but if you stay in it much longer itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll begin to backfire. Soon youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll need a wake-up call, an inflammatory summoning. If I were there with you, I might even sing you the opposite of a lullaby â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a disturbing yet inspiring rant designed to rouse and agitate and excite you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I was sitting in San

team. While these two superegos fight it out, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going to borrow their trademark and apply it to you Libras for the next three weeks. Why? Because your physical organism will be at the peak of its health and attractiveness. If you listen closely to its signals, it will give you good ideas about actions you can take to further promote your well being. Even more than usual, it will be a source of wisdom and pleasure. You will have every right, therefore, to call yourself â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Body.â&#x20AC;?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The 5.5 million

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In his book A Whack on the Side of the Head: How You Can Be More Creative, Roger von Oech quotes one of his clients, an architect: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Play is what I do for a living; the work comes in organizing the results of the play.â&#x20AC;? Make this your guiding principle in the coming weeks, Scorpio. Ask the universe to give you lots of opportunities to mess around and improvise blithely and resurrect your playing-inthe-sandbox consciousness. Come up with good excuses to let your attention wander and explore previously off-limits fun and games. A few weeks from now, you can begin organizing all the good ideas that your frisky experiments will generate between now and then.

LIbRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Uber-model Elle McPherson has been nicknamed â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Bodyâ&#x20AC;? for 20 years. But now an almost equally legendary star of the fashion runway, Heidi Klum, is trying to horn in on the title. She, too, has begun to call herself â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Body,â&#x20AC;? enraging McPherson and her

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The phase youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re entering may prove to be ridiculously confounding â&#x20AC;&#x201D; ridiculous both in the sense of absurdly extreme and very funny. Yet the immediate future also promises to provide you with unprecedented opportunities to outgrow limitations you may have imagined were permanent. To honor this synergistic blend of slapstick confusion and juicy potential, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m offering you two pieces of advice. The first is from Eleanor Roosevelt: â&#x20AC;&#x153;You must do the thing you think you cannot do.â&#x20AC;? The second is from Edward Teller: â&#x20AC;&#x153;When you get to the end of all the light you know and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time to step into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things shall happen: either you will be given something solid to stand on, or you will be taught how to fly.â&#x20AC;?

Franciscoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cafe Gratitude, meditating on your horoscope. In my notebook Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d doodled a giant hand reaching down to Earth from the clouds. It was holding a silver platter that bore a book whose title was â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fresh Instructions.â&#x20AC;? This gift was being offered to a half-lion, half-human creature that represented you. Shortly after I finished this drawing, a woman came through the front door of the restaurant and sat at a nearby table. Her T-shirt had a message that was the perfect caption for the image Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d made: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Maybe God has bigger plans for you than you have for yourself.â&#x20AC;?

people who live in Papua New Guinea speak 820 different languages, or one per every 6707 people. Two villages within an hourâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s walking distance of each other may use utterly different tongues. The situation there has a certain metaphorical resemblance to the current state of your fate, Virgo. The various parts of your world arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t communicating with as much fluidity and frequency as they should be. Your job in the coming weeks is to serve as a master translator, spreading understanding among them. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time to unite the fragments.

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The Science of Sleep HHH

O DREAM ON Anyone expecting Gondry’s latest to equal his most recent surreal exercise is in for a rude awakening.

ne of the words routinely used to describe the latest offbeat fantasia from director Michel Gondry is “childlike.” The reviewers who use the term are usually alluding to the picture’s playful spirit and whimsical special effects. I find the word apropos as well, though for a different reason. The filmmaker dispenses with narrative logic, plotting and other traditional storytelling elements in order to allow the movie’s focus to fall more fully on his playful, whimsical notions. Gondry unveils one after another at the expense of telling a coherent story. The result: He impresses less as a creative visionary than as a precocious child making endless demands for attention. A better title for The Science of Sleep, in fact, might have been Look at This: Now Look at What I Came Up With After That. It certainly would have reflected more accurately the sense one eventually gets that the movie’s true subject is the fellow who dreamed it up, rather than any of the characters we meet on screen. Gael Garcia Bernal, for example, plays a thirtysomething artist named Stephane, though his real role seems to be that of stand-in for Gondry. To the extent the film has a premise, it’s this: Stephane has returned from Mexico to his childhood home in Paris following the death of his father. His mother, who lives in a different apartment with her new lover, has arranged for him to work for a company that produces calendars. Shortly after he arrives, a charming and creative young woman (Charlotte Gainsbourg) moves in across the hall from him. Her name — prepare to have your mind blown — is Stephanie. Get it? Stephane . . . Stephanie? No? That’s OK. As it turns out, it doesn’t mean anything anyway. Stephane is witty and inventive, but he has this problem. As described by his mother, it’s a tendency to “invert his dream life with his waking life.” This may sound thrillingly metaphysical, but what it comes down to is this: Sometimes what we see happening on screen turns out not to have really happened. Stephane has merely dreamed it. His real problem is not so much that he inverts but that he forgets. He periodically loses track of what’s actually happened versus what he’s merely imagined in his sleep. He’s also borderline narcoleptic, often napping at home when he should be making calendars and at other equally improbable points in his day. Initially, at least, Gondry’s imagining of Stephane’s dream life is endearingly loopy and low-tech. Most of it takes the

form of a surreal TV talk show in which Bernal’s character is the host. He plays his own theme song, delivers a stream-ofconsciousness monologue, interviews guests — figures from his waking life — and even presides over a cooking segment in which he demonstrates the recipe for a dream. The camera and the rest of the studio are constructed largely of cardboard and tape. Things are off-kilter. They suggest a kid’s outsized handiwork. They suggest Gondry may have watched “PeeWee’s Playhouse” a few too many times. When he’s not dreaming, Stephane is trying to win the heart of his new neighbor. He stops by and proposes they work on playful, childlike projects together — on one occasion transforming her living room into a 3-D cartoon with cotton clouds he keeps aloft by playing certain notes on her piano. Oops, that was probably a dream. Another time he drops by to present her with a gift — a Hermanesque contraption that allows the user to travel back or forward one second in time. Hmm. Probably a dream, too. On yet another occasion, he breaks into her apartment when she’s out, in order to grab a broken toy horse, take it back to his place and repair it. Later she phones to thank him for his thoughtfulness as the little mechanical animal gallops about the room. Never mind. Another dream. And then he’s surprised when love doesn’t bloom. Gainsbourg’s character, who seems receptive early on, grows bewildered and bored. She’s clearly perplexed by his strange behavior and understandably frustrated by his inability to distinguish between real life and fantasy. Eventually he becomes so mopey she’s forced to explain to him, “You know, women don’t find it attractive when a guy cries.” Unfortunately, he fails to take the hint and withdraws further into his own world. The Science of Sleep attempts to duplicate the triumph of imagination that marked his previous film, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but fails. Both movies have style. Both have lots of interesting ideas and talented casts. What Sunshine had that Science doesn’t, however, are an emotional core and a script by Charlie Kaufman. These differences are not incidental. They’re the difference between art and artsiness. In his latest, the director decides to go it alone, gambling that whimsy with a big enough budget will compensate for the absence of a coherent story. Gondry does succeed in offering his audience a showcase for his cleverness — one that borders on the self-indulgent. If he thinks he’s done anything more, he’s dreaming. m

ANOTHER GAY MOVIE: Todd Stephens directed and co-wrote this gay-themed coming-of-age-film parody featuring Michael Carbonaro, Jonathan Chase, Jonah Blechman and Mitch Morris. (R, 90 min) ARMY OF SHADOWS: From French director Jean-Pierre Melville comes this 1969 work offering the story of a WWII resistance leader who seeks revenge on the traitor who betrays him. Starring Lino Ventura, Simone Signoret and Michael Wilmington. (NR, 143 min) DISASTER!: Ray Wood directs this claymation spoof about a killer asteroid on a collision course with the earth. Old-school rockers Motley Crüe do the voices. (NR) FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS: Based on the bestselling book by James Bradley and Castleton resident Ron Powers, Clint Eastwood’s Oscar contender chronicles the battle of Iwo Jima, the most iconic photograph of WWII, and the fates of some of the young soldiers who fought it. Featuring Ryan Phillippe, Adam Beach, Paul Walker and Barry Pepper. (R, 132 min) FLICKA: Michael Mayer brings us this big-screen update based on the Mary O’Hara classic My Friend Flicka, the story of a 16-year-old girl and her horse. Starring Alison Lohman, Maria Bello and Tim McGraw. (86 min, PG) JESUS CAMP: Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady, directors of The Boys of Baraka, have made another documentary about young people. This one concerns Evangelical Christian summer camps designed to enlist kids in “God’s army.” (PG-13, 85 min) MARIE ANTOINETTE: Kirsten Dunst stars in Sofia Coppola’s follow-up to Lost in Translation, a revisionist look at the teen queen’s life with a rocking 1980s soundtrack. Costarring Jason Schwartzman, Rip Torn, Judy Davis and Molly Shannon. (PG-13, 123 min) THE PRESTIGE: Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman play rival magicians in this period piece from Memento director Christopher Nolan. Scarlett Johansson, David Bowie and Ricky Jay costar. (PG13, 130 min)

SHORTS AN INCONVENIENT TRUTHHHH1/2 In Davis Guggenheim’s documentary, Al Gore explains the truth about global warming and the threat it poses to the planet. (100 min, PG) EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTHHH Greg Coolidge directs this comedy about life behind the scenes in a bulk-discount retail outlet. Starring Jessica Simpson, Dane Cook, Andy Dick and Dax Shepard. (103 min, PG-13) HEADING SOUTHHHH1/2 Charlotte Rampling stars in the saga of several well-off women who travel to Haiti once a year to enjoy a bit of sexual adventure with the local lads. What

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H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).


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SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

War Footage ties, but the tour took an awful toll. Rene Gagnon was seduced by fame. Ira Hayes was traumatized.” Racism contributed to his downfall, according to Powers. Hayes, from Arizona’s Pima tribe, “kept getting tomahawk jokes.” John Bradley, the only member of the military trio able to readjust to everyday life, never talked about the experience again. To him, the real heroes were the guys who didn’t return. After he died in the mid-1990s, his son James “spent three years tracking down other Iwo Jima vets to understand what had taken place,” Powers says. Brought into the project by a Texas literary agent, Powers constructed a narrative based on James Bradley’s research. Steven Spielberg optioned the book in 2001, but chose to stay on board only as a producer. Eastwood apparently felt a stronger connection to the material, which seems to avoid jingoism. “Even though I’m antiwar,” Powers says, “I will never look at people in uniform with anything but respect. It’s a movie about brotherhood.” Call 468-1119 to reserve free tickets for the Castleton event. Army of Shadows looks at a similar brotherhood from the same era. JeanPierre Melville’s 1969 drama about French Resistance fighters during the Nazi occupation was never seen in the U.S. until earlier this year. At 4 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday, it plays the Savoy Theater in Montpelier as the initial

selection of the venue’s nine-weekend “Can’t Wait ’Til March” series. Check out www.savoytheater.com or call 2290598 for more information. Barbara McGrew, who is teaching a film noir course at Burlington College this semester, decided it might be fun to invite her first cousin to visit the class. This relative just happens to be Bryan Singer, director of such celluloid hits as X-Men and an executive producer for the TV show “House.” On October 19 he’ll be at the Waterfront Theatre for a free 8:30 a.m. presentation of his Oscarwinning The Usual Suspects. There’ll be a Q&A at 11. Call 862-9616 for details. Davy Russell isn’t content to just host a Halloween party. Instead, the filmmaker plans to celebrate with “Drake Mountain,” a Webcast that will add two 5-minute increments a day between October 23 and 27. Despite the title, he has been shooting his supernatural

mockumentary on Richmond property that’s merely hilly. “It’s based on an area that’s really haunted, Glastonbury Mountain in the Bennington Triangle,” notes the 2004 Burlington College graduate. “People have disappeared in the woods and there are reports of UFO sightings.” His unscripted thriller tracks a millionaire on a weeklong expedition with five fellow paranormal enthusiasts. The premise is that these characters, including a cameraman portrayed by Russell, are video-blogging their journey. The group includes a psychic, someone obsessed with extraterrestrials and a skeptic. For plot twists that drive the spooky story forward, the actors will tap into their improv skills. “The Internet is a great place to show your work,” contends Russell, 27, whose previous efforts have been offline. “And then it’s on the Web forever.” To tune in, beginning Monday, visit www.drakemountain.com. m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

READ THIS FIRST: This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

In the days of E. coli, KALE may be a better choice than spinach. Euclid didn’t invent GEOMETRY, he compiled the info about it. If you find a dead rat nailed to your door, it’s probably a bad OMEN. If his name were Onan O’Brien, not Conan, he’d get some TEASING. Some of us can’t stomach VEAL because of the way it got to the plate. Either literally or metaphorically, some would rather be in JAIL than free. In rodent traps, PEANUT butter works much better than cheese. Most of the trees we call CEDARS are not true cedars but junipers. Barbecued pork butt a la mode is not the greatest dessert IDEA. It BEHOOVES a horse owner to put shoes on the horse’s hooves. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: EASY AS EASY. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 55A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: Read yourself a letter.

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Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994. wednesday 18 — thursday 26 The Guardian 5:30, 8. Open Season 4, 6, 8. Closed Mondays and Tuesdays. See calendar for special screenings.

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wednesday 18 — thursday 19 The Grudge 2 6:50. The Marine 7. Employee of the Month 6:40. Open Season 6:30. friday 20 — thursday 26 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 1:30 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9 (Fri & Sat). The Marine 1:30 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 9 (Fri & Sat). The Grudge 2 1:30 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9 (Fri & Sat). Open Season 1:30 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30. Employee of the Month 8 (Fri & Sat). Times subject to change.

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Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 18 — thursday 19 The Departed 1:15, 4:30, 7:45. Employee of the Month 1:20, 4:10, 7:15, 9:30. The Grudge 2 1:10, 4:10, 7, 9:15. The Guardian 1:10, 4:20, 7:45. Man of the Year 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:20. The Marine 1:30, 4:20, 7:15, 9:30. Open Season 1, 3, 5, 7, 9. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 9:30.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Man of the Year 12:50, 3:30, 6:40, 9:25. The Grudge 2 1:05, 4, 7:05, 9:35. The Marine 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:40. The Departed 1:20, 3:20, 6:25, 8:45, 9:35. Employee of the Month 1, 3:50, 6:50, 9:20. Open Season 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7, 9:15. The Guardian 12:45, 3:40, 6:35, 9:30. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning: 1:25, 4:20, 7:20, 9:45. Jackass: Number 2 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45.

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hen I was a kid, you had to be Jewish to nosh bagels. Or at least live around lots of Jews. The closer to New York City, the better. In the New Jersey suburbs, where I grew up, my mother would send my father 10 miles to fetch bagels for Sunday brunch. If they were still warm when he returned, toasting them was a crime. We’d spread on cream cheese — Philadelphia brand, plain — and top them with lox. Maybe red onion and tomato, if tomatoes were in season. For funerals, we’d splurge on smoked whitefish, sable and ultra-luxurious sturgeon in addition to the

strong, and still growing. Brue sold the business to Sun Capital Partners three years ago, but it’s still headquartered here. How did the area become Bagel Central? Are these bagels any good? Are they all even bagels? And what is a bagel, anyway? Depending on who you ask, the word comes either from the Yiddish beygel, which means bracelet, or buegel — German for stirrup. The latter theory holds that in 17th-century Vienna, a Jewish baker fashioned the first bagel to thank the king of Poland for protecting his people from the Turks. The roll’s stirrup shape honored the ruler’s equestrian obsession.

Boiling is what makes a bagel more than just a roll with a hole. salmon. Spreading bagels with peanut butter was considered a sacrilege. Eating ham, Cabot cheddar and apple on a spinach bagel for lunch? Unheard of.

Bagels have come a long way since then — they’re ubiquitous, even in northern Vermont. Prepackaged varieties cozy up to English muffins on supermarket shelves. Coffee houses and lunch places offer bagels as alternative sandwich bread. You can even buy bagels with your glazed chocolate cake Munchkins at Dunkin Donuts. In the Burlington area, nearly a dozen family-owned businesses are built around freshly baked bagels. The area even launched a bagel franchise chain. Burlington businessman Nord Brue established Bruegger’s Bagel Bakery in 1983. Today the company is 250 “quick casual” shops

Bagels as we know them today gained popularity in the shtletls of Poland, where street venders hawked them on poles or from flat baskets hung around their necks. Jewish immigrants brought them to New York at the turn of the 20th century. Montréal’s first bagel bakery opened in 1919. New York-style bagel dough traditionally consists of flour, water, cake yeast, salt and malt syrup. But boiling is what makes a bagel more than just a roll with a hole. After the rings have risen, they’re briefly immersed in a kettle of briskly boiling water. This step produces their characteristic chewy texture. It also keeps the crust from becoming too crisp when they’re subsequently baked at 425 degrees for about half an hour.

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Longer kettling yields softer bagels. The water itself can also affect taste. New Yorkers assert that the mineral content of their tap water gives bagels a special taste that makes them impossible to replicate outside the city. That doesn’t bother Montréalers. They

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They also tend to be smaller and dryer and have much larger holes. Bagels began going mainstream after the Second World War. As Jews became more integrated into American culture, migrating to the suburbs and beyond, bagels also assimilated. That blending led to dilution — a trend that gave purists pause. In 1977, long before anyone had dreamed of impregnating bagel dough with French toast flavoring or chocolate chips, New York Times food critic Mimi Sheraton opined in her book, From My Mother’s Kitchen, “More and more, massproduced bagels are becoming soft, white, fluffy imitations of American rolls.” You hear similar claims around Burlington today, especially from bakers who imply that their bagels are the real thing and certain competitors are merely poseurs. Independent operators who mix their own dough from scratch like to point out that Bruegger’s bagels, promoted as “the way bagels are supposed to be made,” are actually preformed and frozen in Boston before being shipped to Vermont. This is true, concedes Scott Hughes, Bruegger’s vice president for marketing. He says concern for “quality” drove the change, which happened about a year ago. Hughes explains that by shipping bagels in a frozen state, “We found we were getting a more consistent product.” More consistent, that is, than

when the pre-boiled rings were sent out refrigerated, as Bruegger’s had done in the past. The bagel behemoth isn’t above taking its own shots at other bakers. Touting its traditional ingredients, the Bruegger’s website charges, “Some other bagel makers add preservatives or oils to their bagels.” Bruegger’s also warns that “some” makers steam rather than boil their bagels. The claims may be true of the bagels you buy at the supermarket. Pepperidge Farms and Thomas’ add oil to their dough, as does Myers. But none of the area’s independent, New York-style bagel bakers go that route. And all the local bagel mavens boil. Nearly half of the local bagel bakeries can trace their genesis to one man. Ruben Goldberg brought the first bagels to Vermont in the 1940s, when he opened Ruben’s Bakery on Riverside Avenue in Burlington. Ruben begat Morris and passed on the family business, and Morris begat Jeff and Ron. “When I was 6 or 7,” Ron recalls, “Dad used to take me to the shop to bag rolls and bake bagels.” When Morris died in 1969, Jeff took over the business. Ron, who was studying engineering in Boston, came up on weekends to help out. Three years later, the brothers replaced Ruben’s Bakery with Goldberg’s, off Pine Street in Burlington’s South End. It was Ron who turned the family business into a bagel dynasty. So far, he’s opened 18

bagel businesses — many of which are still operating in this area. He closed Goldberg’s in 1982 to open The GT Bagel Factory, across from St. Michael’s College in Colchester. The name referred to Goldberg and co-owner George Trono. After Goldberg sold his share, the company moniker still applied. Trono later opened a second GT Bagel in Milton, which is now closed, and The GT Bagel Factory on White Street in South Burlington, which the family continues to operate today. The second branch of the Goldberg bakery family tree begins with The Bagel in Stowe, which Ron Goldberg opened after he left GT. Ten years ago, he sold it to Tom Ryan. A former high school teacher and Burlington city councilor, Ryan says he owes everything he knows about bagels to Goldberg. “An Irish Catholic had to learn from a Jewish guy,” he comments. “Ron is one of the best.” Ryan went on to open a second The Bagel on Shelburne Road. Both places still sell bagels, though under new ownership; the Shelburne shop was sold to Bruegger’s in June. Since 2002, Ryan has been at The Bagel Café in Burlington’s New North End, where he grew up. There he doesn’t just turn out some of the best, and biggest, New York-style bagels in the area. Ryan’s café is also a gathering place in a neighborhood that desperately needed >> 0 B


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Progressive Pizza Pizza-to-go has moved way beyond speedy delivery. The Vermont Farmers’ Fare project serves up hot pie topped with peppers and politics. Crafted from local foods, it’s intended to encourage consumers to look to nearby farms for fresh products to use in their own cooking. Northeast Organic Farmers Executive Director Enid Wonnacott came up with the concept; staff members haul the traveling pizza oven to fairs and festivals, where they sell hot slices to hungry visitors. Pizza is a persuasive choice, since pretty much everyone likes it. NOFA worked with King Arthur Flour of Norwich to develop the dough recipe; Duxbury’s Red Hen Baking Company produces it. Toppings are updated depending upon the time of year and the venue — a recent version served at City Market’s Harvest Festival included a blend of mozzarella and Orb Weaver cheese, braised leeks from Arethusa Collective Farm, and fresh herbs from Project Coordinator Lisa Harris’ garden. Regardless of the incarnation, the pizza sells for $3 a slice, or $12 for a whole pie. The wood-fired oven, which looks like a metal igloo, inevitably draws a crowd; it began making the rounds this past July, thanks to funding from the USDA Rural Business Enterprise Grant and the Sustainable Agriculture Research and Education program. Harris and others are crunching numbers to see if they can make the pizza pay for itself — soon, they hope, the Farmers’ Fare project will be as sustainable as the farms it seeks to promote.

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Fun with Fermentation At the height of last year’s bird-flu frenzy, Korean scientists suggested that kimchi might keep the virus at bay. The spicy cabbage-based concoction is preserved by lacto-fermentation, which means that it’s chock-full of healthy lactobacillus bacteria. While lacto-fermented foods haven’t yet been proven as a pandemic panacea, these traditionally prepared products are frequently touted as digestive aids and immune-system supporters. Even better, they’re easy to make. If you visit the Flack Family Farm in Enosburg Falls on pre-arranged production days, you’ll learn how to turn veggies into kimchi and another lacto-fermented treat: sauerkraut. Show up at 8 a.m. wearing cool-weather clothes and a hat — they prefer their products hair-free — and help out until 3 p.m. washing, trimming, chopping and packing veggies into barrels. Doug Flack says it’s “very social work — there’s lots of talking.” Warm up during a midday break that includes a hot “festive lunch featuring farm foods.” Upcoming production dates are October 23, 24, 27 and 31, and November 1. Call ahead to let them know you’re coming, and for directions — 933-7752.

A Cabot Habit You adjust your costume, knock on the door, and wait anxiously until an adult appears with a big bowl of . . . cheddar? Yep! This year, Cabot Creamery is encouraging people who give Halloween handouts to substitute cheese for chocolate. In particular, the company recommends its Cheddar Minis as a healthy alternative. Parents will like the fact that they’re individually wrapped. With obesity and childhood-diabetes rates swelling, Cabot health spokesperson Sara Wing suggests, “While a special treat now and again isn’t going to harm anyone, it’s important that kids not learn to associate celebrations, good behavior and special events as opportunities to gorge on sweets.” Scientists now believe that eating cheese can help reduce tooth decay — a bonus if less health-conscious parents continue to provide sugar-soaked Smarties, Snickers and Starbursts at Halloween. You can find Cheddar Minis at Hannaford, Shaw’s and Costco, or from the Cabot website at www.shopcabot.com.

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Nothing says “street food” like meat on a stick, and there are now two varieties on Church Street. Amir Jusufagic’s Amir’s Kebabs cart hangs out in front of Burlington City Hall. Sotos Papaseraphim mans Niko’s Souvlaki — named for his son and business partner Nick — near Stephen & Burns. Despite the proximity, Jusufagic and Papaseraphim stress they’re not in competition. Their respective fare is quite different, and they’re generally not out selling simultaneously. Papaseraphim brings extensive restaurant experience to his biz. He first sold food from a cart at the Champlain Valley Fair in 1976, and later owned Nick and Nana’s restaurant in Milton and Ponchos on Church Street. Greek specialties at Niko’s include homemade spanakopita and baklava, lemon-y pork or chicken souvlaki, and the same marinated meats in a pita with fresh veggies and tzatziki sauce. He’s planning to add vegetarian falafel. Jusufagic, who came to the U.S. from Bosnia in 2000, delivers pizza for Domino’s when he isn’t working on Church Street. He wanted to start a cart for a long time, but until recently, couldn’t find bread that met his standards. When his friend Dalibor Vujanovic, who owns A Taste of Europe in Winooski, began baking bread for his own business, Jusufagic decided it was time. With assistance from CEDO, which “helped in every possible way,” he was up and running at the end of June. Once he’s made his name selling kebabs, he hopes to start his own café, with more traditional Bosnian fare and lots of seafood. For now, Jusufagic sells just the kebab, which is a “sandwich” made from a blend of shaved beef and lamb, wrapped in soft, puffy flatbread, and topped with veggies and yogurt dressing. Like Papaseraphim, he’ll be adding a vegetarian entrée next summer — a kebab made from deep-fried eggplant with feta and other veggies. The cart business is weather-dependent, but on sunny fall days, look for Niko’s between noon and 3 p.m., Monday through Saturday, and Amir on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings. SUZANNE PODHAIZER

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30 Susie Wilson Road, Essex Junction 872-2616 Open 6 a.m. - 4 p.m. Mon-Sat, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. Sun. Single 79 cents; 1/2 doz. $3.50; doz. $6.99 (starting next week); day-old doz. $3.25. Authentic New York-style bagels, excellent in every respect. Bagel Market bagels can be bought off-site at Top of the Block and Kountry Kart Deli in Burlington and the Village Cup in Essex, among other places.

Brueggerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bagels

93 Church Street, Burlington 860-1995 2989 Shelburne Road, Shelburne 985-3183 Open 6 a.m. - 6 p.m. Mon-Fri, 6 a.m. - 5 p.m. weekends. Single 79 cents; 1/2 doz. $4.29; bakerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s doz. $6.99. Undistinguished taste, slightly soft texture. Bagels are shipped in frozen, then boiled

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992 Shelburne Road, South Burlington 864-0236 Open 6 a.m. - 4 p.m. Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Sat, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. Sun. Single 82 cents; 1/2 doz. $4.05; doz. $7.50; day-old doz. $1.99. Burlington Bagel Bakery used to produce some of the best New York-style bagels around. The current recipe is soft and insipid. But customers canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seem to get enough.

The CafĂŠ at Myers

377 Pine Street, Burlington 863-5013 Open 4:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. daily. Single 76 cents; 1/2 doz., $3.60; doz. $7.20 Hand-formed MontrĂŠal-style bagels; no salt in the dough; toast with care to avoid burning. Available fresh at City Market, Speeder & Earlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and Viva Espresso in Burlington, Healthy Living in South Burlington and Hunger Mountain Co-op in Montpelier; frozen at 13 locations. Frozen bagels can be dry. They come presliced, and the â&#x20AC;&#x153;halvesâ&#x20AC;? are sometimes very uneven.

GT Bagel Factory

35 White Street, S. Burlington 863-3644 Open 6 a.m. - 6 p.m. Mon-Fri, 6 a.m. - 4 p.m. weekends. Single 60 cents; 1/2 doz. $3.25; doz. $5.75. A very soft, bland New York-style bagel. The shop has a stuck-intime feel: Prices are low, and GT may be the only bagel bakery around that still lists lox-to-go on its menu.

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32 South Main Street, St. Albans 534-0800 Open 6 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 2 p.m. Sat. Single 75 cents; 1/2 doz. $3; doz. $5.50; day-old 1/2 doz. $1.75 New York-style bagels are formed and frozen at the Bagel Depot in St. Johnsbury and finished on site.

Middlebury Bagel & Delicatessen

11 Washington Street, Middlebury 388-0859 Open 6 a.m. - 2 p.m. Mon-Sat, 6 a.m. - 1 p.m. Sun. Single $1; 1/2 doz. $6; doz. $12; day-old 50 cents/bagel. Baker-owner Jim Rubright says he makes â&#x20AC;&#x153;bagels with a country flair.â&#x20AC;? They have a less â&#x20AC;&#x153;ruggedâ&#x20AC;? texture than the standard bagel, and Rubright substitutes sugar for malt.

On the Rise Bakery

Bridge Street, Richmond 434-7787 Open dawn - 6 p.m. Mon-Fri, dawn - 2 p.m. Sat & Sun. Single $1; 1/2 doz. $6; doz. $12; day-old 50 cents/bagel. Hand-formed bagels that are sweeter and smaller than most New York-style; honey is substituted for malt; fresh, yeasty taste.


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one. High school students work the counter and hang out after school. On a recent Sunday afternoon, customers include a group of teenagers, a couple of white-haired women wearing windbreakers and stretch pants, and a nun. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We get all political stripes in here,â&#x20AC;? says Ryan, â&#x20AC;&#x153;and anyone who wants to put up signs can.â&#x20AC;? Ron Goldberg himself, now 54, is baking bagels at The Bagel Market, on Essex Junctionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s busy Susie Wilson Road. A glass window behind the counter reveals the handsome, stone-lined oven. A sign on the wall traces the familyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bagel pedigree. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We do everything,â&#x20AC;? Goldberg says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all made from scratch. We even cook our own meats.â&#x20AC;? The business is still a family affair. When Goldberg arrives at work between 4 and 5:30 a.m., his son Kyle, 22, has already been in the kitchen with a second baker for at least an hour. His daughter Sarah, a 21-yearold UVM student, roasts the coffee. His eldest son Tad, who died last year at 27, used to â&#x20AC;&#x153;run

York-style bagel. Differences between bagels can be subtle, and when you eat them is crucial: They grow more leathery the longer they sit. When it comes to taste, more or less malt or salt can make a world of difference. But those distinctions are obscured when the doughâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been fancied up with, say, sun-dried tomato or pumpkin, and flavored cream cheese has been smeared on the top. The bagelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s merits matter even less when itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s part of a BLT or a ham-salad sandwich. Two local bakeries are bucking the bagel-as-everything trend. And theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not even trying to make traditional New York-style bagels. Twenty years ago, Sid Berkson introduced MontrĂŠal-style bagels to Burlington when he opened Myers Bagels on Main Street. He recruited Lloyd Squires, a bagelmaker at one of MontrĂŠalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s premier bagel bakeries. Although Berkson closed Myers after just 18 months, Squires bought the business and re-opened at its current location. You have to navigate a potholed dirt drive to reach The

The bagels are also available frozen at 13 area locations, and fresh at a handful of others. In addition, once a week Squires ships bagels directly to 197 distant homes, from the Florida Keys to Anchorage, Alaska. For a classic lox-and-bagel brunch, I drive to Susie Wilson Road or North Avenue. And when I eat a Myers bagel with butter, I add salt. But like Squiresâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; far-flung aficionados, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve learned that bagels can make good eating even if theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not pretending to be from New York. The most recent addition on the local bagel scene falls somewhere between New York and MontrĂŠal â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in Richmond. Raechel Barone, a 31-year-old former elementary school teacher, and her husband Ben Bush, 34, who used to work in scenic and lighting design, opened On the Rise on Bridge Street two and a half years ago. The bakery sells sweet rolls, scones, muffins, cakes, croissants, cookies and bars, and limited-edition bagels â&#x20AC;&#x201D; just six to 10 dozen a day. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re inspired by Absolute Bagels on Manhattanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Upper West Side, where Bush lived before

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moving to Vermont. On the Rise bagels smell similar to Parker House rolls and taste mildly sweet, with a texture thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more doughy than dense. Hand twisting gives them a distinctive shape. Rather than malt, the dough is sweetened with honey â&#x20AC;&#x201D; from Franklin Heyburnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s apiary in Waterville, Barone notes. On the Rise isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t big on variety: Plain bagels might be sprinkled with sesame, poppy or sunflower seeds. The bakery also offers multigrain, cinnamon raisin and love-themor-hate-them sourdough sesame bagels. At $1 each, On the Rise bagels are pricier than most. And customers who buy a dozen donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get a break. In fact, bulk buys must be ordered before 7 a.m. the previous day. Sounds inconvenient, but the arrangement has its plus side: For customers who plan to freeze their bagels for future use, baker Steve Hoskins will leave them slightly undercooked, so they wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be overdone when theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re re-baked. Fans swear these bagels are the best in Vermont. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re certainly delicious. But it will take some time for the purist in me to accept that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re bagels. When I do, it will take even longer for me to try them with peanut butter. >

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STRING CHANGE :: Guitarist/songwriter Kaki King is known as the “It Girl” of solo acoustic guitar. Lately, however, she’s been experimenting with electric axes, full band arrangements and vocals. Her new disc, Until We Felt Red, trades busy guitar lines for the introspective haze of post-rock. King may have broadened her sonic palette, but her instrumental prowess is very much intact. Expect six-string reveries of the most adventurous kind when she returns to the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge this Saturday. Her appearance is part of The Yellow Umbrella Tour, a musical jaunt to raise awareness about cervical cancer. Singer-songwriter and cancer survivor/activist CHRISTINE BAZE warms up.

<music> Club listings & spotlights are written by Casey Rea. Spotlights are at the discretion of the editor. Send listings by Friday at noon, including info phone number, to clubs@sevendaysvt.com. Find past album reviews, full venue descriptions and a local artists’ directory online at www.sevendaysvt.com/music.


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STRING CHANGE :: Guitarist/songwriter Kaki King is known as the “It Girl” of solo acoustic guitar. Lately, however, she’s been experimenting with electric axes, full band arrangements and vocals. Her new disc, Until We Felt Red, trades busy guitar lines for the introspective haze of post-rock. King may have broadened her sonic palette, but her instrumental prowess is very much intact. Expect six-string reveries of the most adventurous kind when she returns to the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge this Saturday. Her appearance is part of The Yellow Umbrella Tour, a musical jaunt to raise awareness about cervical cancer. Singer-songwriter and cancer survivor/activist CHRISTINE BAZE warms up.

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HOUSE OF TWANG

Local cowboy rocker Brett Hughes is settin’ down the gee-tar and grabbin’ his vintage wax for a night of “scratchy old country” at Winooski’s Monkey House. Every Monday night, Hughes will serve up road burn and heartache in an all-vinyl extravaganza called “Truck Stop Rock.” Now you can request “18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses” without weird looks from the DJ. According to Hughes, revelers can expect “cheap-ass Pabst in a tub of ice, grilled-cheese sandwiches and free pool.” That’s in addition to “tunes about truckin’, fuckin’, killin’ and lovin’.” What more can a weary body need? Well, maybe a tall glass of soymilk and a good night’s sleep. Word on the street is that there might even be prizes. Wonder what they could be? I’m guessing daddy’s broken pool cue and a sweat-stained John Deere cap. Can I get a yee-haw?

CLONE WARS

What’s the deal with all the metal tributes popping up lately? Last week I told you about the Iron Maiden covers act, Made In Iron. A few months ago I wrote about Bone Cobra, the ’80s hair-band facsimile featuring ex-Static Age drummer Bobby Hackney Jr. The latter is playing a gig at Winooski’s storied Trackside Tavern on Friday, Oct. 20. The Trackside is no stranger to hard-rock covers acts. In fact, it’s anybody’s guess whether patrons will know BC are tongue-in-cheek. Here’s a snippet from the band’s online bio: “With nothing but a desire to rock hard, Bone Cobra waded deep into the dark yet sweet waters of 80s rock. They emerged with screaming instruments, wigs and tight pants in place, to bring to the people the sounds they have yearned for since spandex fell.” Not sure if I was yearning, per se, but it’s hard not to get a little pumped about choice Mötley Crüe and Poison covers. C’mon, admit it — you dig ’em, too.

FOLK MOURNS

Nationally popular Vermont folk act Wood’s Tea Co. recently lost multi-instrumentalist Chip Chase due to a sudden embolism. Although the remaining members are devastated by the loss, they intend to carry on as a performing and recording entity. Chase, a mathematician/songwriter who also worked in the movie biz as an actor, casting director and sometime stuntman, took some time off from the group in July because of a motorcycle accident in which he suffered a broken arm. His passing is likely related to the original injury. Although Chase was a resident of Union, New Hampshire, he was a familiar presence to Vermonters, having performed with WTC since 2000. “The thing that differentiated Chip from other folk performers is that he had a theater background,” says bandmate Rusty Jacobs. “We’re a group that gets more involved with our audiences, and tend to break that wall down. He not only understood that, but

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helped us do it to an even greater extent.” Jacobs wants fans to know the show will go on. “It’s the way we deal with something like this,” he says. “Sitting at home and thinking about it is just not good for us. But we’re not gonna go out and look for a replacement right away; we’ll use substitutes for the time being.” As many musicians are aware, being in a band provides a unique bonding experience. “We spent so much time together; we knew each other’s idiosyncrasies,” Jacob relates. “It’s more like losing a relative than, say, a co-worker.” Our condolences go to Chase’s family, musical and otherwise.

NORTHERN SOUL

Eccentric songwriter B.J. Snowden is coming back to play two area shows this week; on Saturday, Oct. 21, Snowden rocks the Langdon St. Café in Montpelier at 4 p.m. A mere four hours later, she’ll be at Burlington’s Radio Bean. For those of you unfamiliar with her highly unique music, here’s the rundown. A resident of Billerica, Massachusetts, Snowden pens songs inspired by her love for Canada, which she performs on keyboard, occasionally accompanied by her guitarist son. Snowden bristles at the term “outsider artist,” but there really isn’t any other way to describe her. Although she’s got a degree in applied music from the prestigious Berklee College and has worked as a music educator, Snowden’s piano chops are hardly up to Chopin standards. Her voice is a little off as well, but this only adds to the music’s oddball charm. “In Canada, they treat you like a queen / In Canada, they never will be mean,” Snowden sings in the aptly titled “In Canada.” “In Canada, they treat you like a king” / You’ll feel welcome / It makes you want to sing,” she continues. Amazingly, the Canadian Board of Tourism does not fund her work. Seven Days’ own Cathy Resmer interviewed the songstress the last time she was here; it’s archived on our website, www.seven daysvt.com. To hear a sample of Snowden’s kooky tunes, head to www.MySpace.com/BJSnowden.

MAKING — AND BREAKING — THE BAND

Montpelier-based music blogger Brian Murphy’s site, False 45th, was recently featured in a Rolling Stone infographic about web-scribes’ influence on band popularity. The chart is called “First Hype, Then Kill,” and tracks the ascension and subsequent flameout of several indie-rock darlings, including Arctic Monkeys and Tapes ’N Tapes. I actually read the piece a couple of days ago but failed to catch the False 45th byline. Murphy, who recently returned from a Northeast Kingdom Music Festival conference on blogging, posted about the RS incident; that’s where I caught on. Not one to miss out on a lively debate about music criticism and print vs. online media, I jumped into the comments fray. Check it out at http://false45th.blogspot.com, under the heading “False 45th in Rolling Stone.” And congrats to Murphy for rock-

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FAREWELL, FEATHERED FRIENDS

Plattsburgh’s longest-running independent record store, Peacock Music, recently announced it would be closing its doors sometime in December. The news isn’t entirely surprising, considering the welldocumented difficulties traditional music sellers have had since the advent of CD burning and digital downloads. Gary Peacock, who also runs a successful DJ service, owns the store. He sold first vinyl LP back in December 1983; since then, Peacock Music has been Plattsburgh’s go-to shop for sounds. I recently spoke with Peacock about the decision to shut down. SEVEN DAYS: How did your customer demographic change after the digital revolution? GARY PEACOCK: The college base virtually disappeared. Well, not completely, but the numbers really shrunk. SD: Which do you think cut into your business the most, downloading or the ease of copying? GP: I think it was the CD burning. The comment I hear most often is “Don’t buy that — I’ll burn it for you tonight.” SD: Did you take any particular measures to keep the younger people coming in to the store? GP: I broadened what we carried — things like posters and T-shirts. We also sold concert tickets. There was limited success with some of that. SD: Selling seems to attract people, but it’s kind of like penny candy. GP: Yeah, you don’t make much off of it. You get them in the store, but then they spend their whole budget on tickets. Or they’ve burned the CD, so they have no desire to buy it. SD: What was behind the final decision to close up shop? GP: It was kind of a cumulative thing. I probably could’ve hung on for another year or two, but I was concerned that by that time I’d have to close. Here, I have a choice. SD: Any special closing stuff planned? GP: We’ve got an ongoing sale and contest right now. It’s very interactive, a lot of fun. We’re giving away a home theater, a JetBlue gift certificate for $500, an acoustic guitar, and a Beatles box set. It’s an eight-to-10-week event that will wrap up sometime near the end of December when we close the store. SD: People like indie shops because the employees are often more knowledgeable than their chain-store counterparts. Obviously you’ll be missed. GP: There’s been an incredible outpouring since we made our announcement — people have been coming in the store crying. Some give me ideas about how to keep it going. My favorite bit of advice was to open a beer distributorship and have a music store on the side. My employees want me to open a bookmobile, but for music. SD: That’d be great. You could have a bell like the ice-cream man. GP: Yeah, ding, ding ding — we’re here! �

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SHANE HARDIMAN GROUP (jazz), Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC, followed by ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. MOONSHINE JAZZ, Adrianas Up, 9 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE WITH PAUL ASBELL & LARRY MCCROREY (blues, jazz), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. ZBC (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS, Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by JEFFHIT JEFF, PROB. CAUSE, DYSFUNKTIONAL HYPNOTICS (funk, jam), 9:30 p.m. NC. POOF! WITH DJ PRECIOUS (drag cabaret), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. DJS CRAIG MITCHELL & CRE8 (hiphop, dance), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. SING! (karaoke), Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC. 18+. VT UNION PRESENTS: SOUL PATROL (DJ), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. REGGAE, ROOTS & CULTURE WITH DJ BIG DOG & MATLOCK, Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Plan B, 9 p.m. NC, DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 11 p.m. NC.

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:: central LIVE MUSIC, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. RHIZOME COLLECTIVE (discussion), Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations, followed by NEW GYPSY SWING QUARTET (manouche jazz), 8 p.m. NC. REGGAE DANCEHALL & HIP-HOP PARTY WITH SOUND SYNDICATE, Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH BRUCE JONES, Purple Moon Pub, 7:30 p.m. NC.

:: northern MARK ABAIR & THE METROS (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. JAPHY RYDER (funk, jazz, jam), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. LAFFIN BONES (acoustic Grateful Dead covers), Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 7 p.m. NC. JAZZ DINNER WITH NICK CASSARINO & KATE PARADISE, Rusty Nail, 6 p.m. NC. JORDAN KOZA (Americana singersongwriter), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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SEVEN DAYS

venues 411

JAPHY RYDER, U-MELT (funk, jam; CD release party), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $6/8. AA. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. RHYTHM ROCKETS (rock, r&b), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. ROADHOUSE CHARLIE (vintage country, honky-tonk), Murray’s Tavern, 5 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. BLURRY (rock), Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valleys PAUL DOUSE (solo acoustic), B.U. Emporium, 7:30 p.m. NC. GREGORY DOUGLASS (pop-folk singersongwriter), Coffee Hound, 7 p.m. NC. COUNTRY HO-DOWN WITH TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central ROCKABILLY COSTUME PARTY WITH STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS (honky-tonk), Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations; JORDAN KOZA (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m. Donations; BOWMAN SISTERS (singer-songwriters), 9 p.m. Donations; VISTA (danceable lullabies), 10 p.m. Donations. BLUE FOX & THE ROCKIN’ DADDYS (blues-rock), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9 p.m. $3-5. MYRA FLYNN & SPARK (soul), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC.

:: northern

Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

SAT.21

:: burlington area MATT TURK (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; JORDAN KOZA (Americana singer-songwriter), 7 p.m. NC; B.J. SNOWDEN (songs celebrating Canada), 8 p.m. NC; RADIO KNIGHTS (rock), 9 p.m. NC; DAN BLAKESLEE’S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (eclectic singer-songwriter), 10 p.m. NC; CHRIS & CURT WEISMAN, RYAN POWER (indie-folk, singersongwriters), midnight. NC. STEVE GOLDBERG (jazz), Adrianas Up, 9 p.m. NC. NATALIE WARD BAND (funk, soul, r&b), Miguel’s, 10 p.m. NC. THE COMPLAINTS (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LOWELL THOMPSON BAND (alt-country, rock), Red Square, 8 p.m. $3, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight. $3. KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. BILLY CALDWELL (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m. NC, followed by DUB IS A WEAPON, KEITH HOLLIS & THE PO BOYS (reggae, funk, jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $3. RETRONOME (’80s dance party), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR (salsa, merengue), Second Floor, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJS JON DEMUS, JAH RED (hip-hop, reggae, reggaeton), 11 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ROCKSTEADY WITH DJ ZEEJAY (hiphop classics), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. AUDIO JOURNAL (electronic, jam), Plan B, 9 p.m. NC. followed by DJ

HALLMARK JAZZ QUARTET, Chow! Bella, 7:30 p.m. NC. VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. LUCID (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. LAST KID PICKED (rock), Rusty Nail, Friendly On-site Computer Support 10 p.m. NC. MUD CITY RAMBLERS (bluegrass), SAT.21

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Adrianas Up, 25 Church St., Burlington, 658-1323. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Amigos Cantina, 4 Merchants Row, Middlebury, 388-3624. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050. Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Bangkok Bistro & Thai Steakhouse, 2403 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington, 985-5577. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Blue Star Café, 28 Main St., Winooski, 654-8700. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury. 388-0101. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant, 1068 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Friendly On-site On-site Computer Support Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

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reviewthis JAPHY RYDER, JAPHY RYDER (Self-released, CD) Burlington’s Japhy Ryder are committed musicians who don’t let 40-hour work weeks get in the way of steady gigging. They’re a regular presence on the Vermont club circuit and have been invited to open for several big-name acts including the Roots and Ozomatli. Now, the trumpet-driven, instrumental quartet is gearing up for the release of their self-titled full-length debut. Chances are, their schedules will only get busier. It’s not entirely fair to call JR as a jam band, as most of their songs are tightly scripted. The funk of yore provides them with their main source of inspiration, although elements of the burgeoning “live electronic” genre occasionally make their way into the mix. The disc’s overall production is praiseworthy — especially considering it was tracked in a Long Island basement in a mere two days. Most of the tunes on Japhy Ryder are solid, some of ’em even soulful. Trumpeter Will Andrews plays with a laid-back assuredness, favoring old-school cool over brassy flash. Guitarist Jeremy Kizina has more in common with Afrobeat axe men than jazzy jammers; he rarely plays chords, instead opting to echo Andrews’ melodies with single-note wah-wah lines. With bassist Patrick Ormiston’s portly grooves and drummer Jason Thime’s crisp rhythmic articulation, the band arrives at a unique sound. What I like most about the album is the fact that it doesn’t sound forced or contrived. So many jam acts approach songs as instrumental exercises or, worse, vehicles for quirky observations and half-baked prose. The latter certainly doesn’t apply here, as JR have no vocalist. But the band also understands that music requires breathing room to truly groove. “W.E.S.T” — an acronym for Will’s Electronic Space Trumpet — is a fine example of the band’s patience. Each player is allowed plenty of space to maneuver, as the song builds on a somewhat generic breakbeat to become a neo-funk sizzler. Still, Japhy are a couple of notches below extraordinary. “Judicial Review” aims for psychedelic dub, occasionally sounds like Chuck Mangione gone ambient electro. There are choice moments, however, particularly Kizina’s broadly panned guitar and Thime’s slippery rimshots. “No Complaints, Mr. Sprinkles” is, according to the band, named after a homeless man in Troy, New York. The song is proudly manic, switching from splatter-funk to Zappa-esque wank to downtempo space-disco in just over six minutes. No doubt its namesake has as many kooky moods. The disc closes with “. . . I Guess That’s It,” a minor-key churner closer to moody jammers Lake Trout than any feel-good funk act. With its somber, repeating guitar figure and reverb-y trumpet, it’s the most sonically interesting tune on the album. Japhy Ryder are well on their way to distinction in an all-too homogenized scene. If they continue to explore the intersections of groove, dub and retro funk, they might one day be untouchable. Catch their release party with U-Melt on Friday, Oct. 20, at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge.

BANJO DAN, SONGS OF VERMONT VOL. III (Self-released, CD) During the past 30 years, Vermont musical treasure Dan Lindner has released more than 10 albums in a variety of different genres. He’s served up bluegrass with Banjo Dan & the Mid-nite Plowboys, classic vocal country with brother Willy Lindner as the Sky Blue Boys, and has a set of solo CDs about the Green Mountains and its colorful history. Songs of Vermont, Volume III is a showcase for the many styles of music Lindner has mastered. It’s also a testament to his networking skills, as he’s managed to get all sorts of performers involved in his project. Guests include well-known Aetna, N.H., radio voice Willem Lange; a Vermont Youth Orchestra string quartet; a Russian duo that plays domra (a close cousin to the balalaika) and bayan (the Eastern European version of the button accordion); members of the choral group Social Band; and Red Onion Jazz Band players. The 13 Lindner originals on the album are steeped in curious Vermont lore. There’s the unsolved murder of farmer Orville Gibson, who was discovered trussed up like a chicken in the Connecticut River in 1957, as well as the strange tale of Phineas Gage, a railroad worker who survived a dramatic head injury that completely changed his personality and inadvertently helped generations of brain surgeons. Another of Linder’s story-songs concerns the catastrophic and spooky burning of the steamboat Phoenix in the fall of 1819. My personal favorite is a collection of cemetery inscriptions found in an old Berlin, Vermont, graveyard set as a Sacred Harp a cappella piece. The large cast of accomplished musicians who appear on the disc help to make Lindner’s fine compositions glitter. Together, they’ve created an album destined to become a Vermont music classic.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: College students share notes at an on-campus musical review. Fireplace Lounge, IDX Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 8:30-11 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6416.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077. WEST AFRICAN DANCE: Ivory Coast instructor Prosper Kouadio models body movements to live drumming. Plainfield Community Center, 7-8:30 p.m. $12. Info, 472-3141.

drama ‘MOON OVER BUFFALO’: In this family comedy presented by Northern Stage, married actors bemoan being stuck in second-rate repertory purgatory. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $19-44. Info, 296-7000. ‘TRUE WEST’: Vermont Stage offers Sam Shepard’s comedy about two dramatically different brothers who envy each other’s lifestyle. See review, this issue. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $26. Info, 863-5966. ‘THE UGLY AMERICAN’: Actor and comedian Mike Daisey presents his sidesplitting monologue about studying abroad in London. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $24. Info, 603-646-2422.

film ‘ARMY OF SHADOWS’: A new 35-millimeter print of this 1969 masterpiece about the French Resistance during WWII makes its U.S. debut. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. Also at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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‘THE MESSAGE’: A screening of this Islamic film precedes a discussion about spirituality hosted by Reverend Mitchell Hay. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 279-7195. ‘HOMELAND’: In this film set in Lakota country, an insider perspective on four battles to preserve Native American sovereignty and culture overturns racial stereotypes. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. FAIR TRADE FILM SERIES: The documentary Banana Verdict describes the immoral shenanigans that support the international fruit economy. Viewers can try a banana split made with fair-trade fruit in Room 207, Lafayette Building, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 617-513-3536.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘THE GROUP OF SEVEN’: Professor William Tortolano presents the work of an artistic cadre committed to portraying Canadian landscapes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns reading original verse, selections from favorite authors or folk ballads sans instruments at this multilingual mélange. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. ANNIE DOWNEY: The Vermont author reads from and signs her debut novel, Hot and Bothered. The Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BOOK DISCUSSION: Documentary history buffs talk with UVM prof emeritus Samuel Hand about Vermont Voices, a book he coauthored that presents the state’s past through words written by residents. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. POETRY READING: Phyllis Rachel Larrabee voices verses from her new book, Shoveler on the Roof. Jeudevine Library, Hardwick, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5948. ‘BABY YAR’: Acclaimed Russian poet, novelist and filmmaker Yevgeny Yevtushenko reads his 1961 poem protesting Soviet anti-semitism, among other works. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1096.

JEFF DANZIGER: The award-winning political cartoonist and former Vermont resident shares bits of Blood, Debt & Fears, his most recent collection lampooning the Bush administration. Borders, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. GALWAY KINNELL: The Pulitzer Prizewinning poet reads from his latest book, Strong Is Your Hold. Norwich Bookstore, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1114.

WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. FIRST-TIME PARENTS: Moms and dads swap stories and play with their babies at the Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. PAJAMA STORYTIME: Little ones curl up with milk and cookies to hear bedtime tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BOOKMAKING WORKSHOP: Kids in grades 3 and up learn the history of bound volumes, then craft Chinesestyle slat books and Egyptian papyrus scrolls. Westford Public Library, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

talks INTERNATIONAL STUDIES TALK: History prof Ernesto Capello examines a utopian, early-20th-century “global city.” John Dewey Memorial Lounge, Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, 12:15-1:15 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2005. PSYCH OUT: Professor David Myers links positive psychology to the scientific pursuit of happiness. McCarthy Arts Center, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. FOREIGN POLICY TALK: Can the U.S. make the world safe for democracy? UVM history prof Mark Stoler examines Wilsonian interventionism and neo-conservative theories. Burlington College, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT: Area resident Dona Walker recalls witnessing the internment of Japanese Americans as a 12-year-old in 1940s California. Room 103, Hauke Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2700. MULTIGENERATIONAL TALK: Community members of all ages discuss musical trends over time. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, Burlington, call for time. $6 includes lunch. Reservations and info, 865-7592. HERBAL HEALING: Naturopath Annie McCleary explains how diet and attitude can help medicinal plants do their beneficial work. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marxminded activists strategize about how to resurrect the American Dream. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453. ELECTION FORUMS: Candidates for U.S. representative and governor debate in front of a live studio audience, at consecutive times. Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 5:25-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. VOTER REGISTRATION DRIVE: Citizens get set for the November election at City Market, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 355-5247.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.

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It was a sunny, blustery fall morning at Fort Ticonderoga â&#x20AC;&#x201D; gorgeous weather for a public execution, if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re into that sort of thing. Apparently it was big three centuries ago. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what guides Karl Crannell and Anne McCarty told our group of 12 visitors during a ghoulish half-hour crime-and-punishment-themed tour of the fort. The two guides â&#x20AC;&#x201D; dressed, like everyone else at Fort Ty, in 18th-century garb â&#x20AC;&#x201D; reviewed the discipline methods used by British and later by early-American authorities. Two words sum it up: â&#x20AC;&#x153;cruelâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;unusual.â&#x20AC;? Our tour started at the gallows. Crannell led us to a noose swinging at eye level above a green lawn overlooking the lake. He described how a soldier convicted of desertion would be carted out of the fort, and the troops would stand in a square around the gallows to watch him hang. The public might also have been invited. McCarty noted that these public displays became eerily popular in the colonies â&#x20AC;&#x201D; an account of one execution prior to the American Revolution mentions a woman selling apple pies to the crowd. This did not please the authorities, who eventually barred spectators. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Over time,â&#x20AC;? Crandall intoned, â&#x20AC;&#x153;public executions ceased to be serious, contemplative, moral. They became carnival-like, and that was unseemly.â&#x20AC;? The tour continued inside the fort, where Crannell demonstrated the clog, a small wooden log attached by a chain to an ankle cuff. Civilians convicted of minor offenses might be made to muck the stalls while wearing it. Then he pointed to a white shirt splotched with red hanging from a tripod near a stone wall. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This is where the flogging would take place,â&#x20AC;? he deadpanned. After miming a few lashes with an imaginary cat oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; nine tails, he led us to the pillory. He leaned against it casually while describing other methods of punishment, including branding, and the use of something called â&#x20AC;&#x153;the neck violin.â&#x20AC;? When he was through, he gleefully invited us to have a turn in the pillory. Strangely, there were no takers. CATHY RESMER

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FALL WRITERS’ SERIES: Maine State Poet Audrey Bohanan burns through verses from her award-winning collection, Lime. Fireside Lounge, IDX Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2700. JULIA ALVAREZ: The Middlebury College writer-in-residence reads from Saving the World, her most recent novel. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. VERMONT MYTHS & LEGENDS: A funereal-faced butler escorts small groups through the stacks to hear spooky stories and try a ladleful of “witches’ brew.” Bixby Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free, bring a flashlight. Info, 877-2211. BOOK READING: Linda Faillace, author of Mad Sheep, shares passages from her chronicle of the USDA’s fight with her family farm. The Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-2627.

talks UNITED PLANT SAVERS: Author Rosemary Gladstar signs copies of her books Planting the Future and Family Herbal at a presentation about a society founded in Vermont to conserve native medicinal plants. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. ‘WOMEN, POLITICS & LEADERSHIP’: Carol Bellamy, president of the Brattleboro-based nonprofit World Learning, connects women to international efforts in social justice and economic development. John Dewey Memorial Lounge, Old Mill, Burlington, 12:30-2 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2005. ‘WHO CARES?’: Nancy Folbre of UMass Amherst lays bare the economics of personal services. Room B300, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2005. BUSINESS LEADERSHIP: An expert explains how to develop and harness emotional intelligence within organizations. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4033. RESEARCH-IN-PROGRESS SEMINAR: Lyndon State College history professor Paul Searls describes the challenges of studying “uphill” Vermonters. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. GUANTANAMO TRIALS: Two attorneys assigned to represent “enemy combatants” before U.S. military commissions describe their experiences. Room 7, Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1309.

RENEWABLE ENERGY CONFERENCE: Vermonters seeking a sustainable future discuss alternatives to fossil fuels at a grassroots science-meetspolitics seminar keynoted by national renewables expert Chuck Kutscher. Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $160. Info, www.revermont. org or 229-0099. RADICAL SUSTAINABILITY: DIY bicycle windmills? Scott Kellogg of the Austin, Texas-based Rhizome Collective offers a crash course in urban ecological survival skills. Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906. MUSIC HISTORY: Baroque expert Andrew Rangell explains how Johann Sebastian Bach’s Well-Tempered Clavier affected modern composition. Room 221, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. INTERNATIONAL SEMINAR: Twelve scholars from Asia, Latin America, Africa and Europe explore cultural identity in a discussion with local faculty. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 2:305:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘CULT, CULTURE & MEMORY’: Rev. Viliu Danca of the Roman Catholic Theological Institute and Alexander Cuza of Iassy University in Romania discuss social aspects of religion. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 18. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: Very young kids ages birth to 2 and their caregivers meet at the Winooski Public Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 655-6424. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Future readers aged 2 to 5 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. PARENT-CHILD BOOK DISCUSSION: Family members mull over Natalie Kinsey-Warnock’s novel, As Long As There Are Mountains. Essex Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0313. A.C.E. GAMES: Middle and high school students face off in nontraditional sports at a two-day tournament of “alternative, competitive, extreme” activities. Downhill biking at Catamount Family Center, Williston, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Climbing at Petra Cliffs, Burlington, 2-5 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 862-9300 or acegames2006@yahoo.com. ‘YOUNG REMBRANDTS’: Doodlers in grades K-6 try their hands at cartooning. Winooski Memorial Library, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 655-6424. BOOK LUST PIZZA CLUB: Teens scarf slices while digesting books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 18. ELECTION FORUMS: See October 18, 5:25-7 p.m. Candidates for Chittenden County State’s Attorney and Attorney General. RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops while expressing hope for an end to Middle Eastern deployments. Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See October 18. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See October 18. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See October 18. CHARITY BINGO: See October 18. THE GREAT VERMONT CORN MAZE: See October 18. LAWN MOWER EXCHANGE: See October 18. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS NETWORK: See October 18, Salt Hill Pub, Lebanon, N.H. 11:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. $17. Info, btrottier@hughes. net. TAG SALE DROP-OFF: See October 18. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 655-3787. VERMONT CEMETERY ASSOCIATION: Presentations on gravestone symbolism and mausoleum maintenance precede lunch and a guided tour of Barre’s Hope Cemetery. See calendar spotlight. Barre Granite Association, 9 a.m. $15 includes lunch. Reservations and info, 223-5352. ‘LATE NIGHT SATURDAY’: Studio audience members pipe up at a double-taping of this local variety show featuring jazz singer Jenni Johnson and members of the Lyric Theatre Company. WCAX Channel 3 Studio, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6401 or LNS@champlain. edu. GPS WORKSHOP: Technophiles learn to use their global positioning system devices to plot data onto a topographical map. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7-9 p.m. $85. Info, 649-2200. JOINT SERVICE CLUBS’ DINNER: Barre-based members of the Altrusa, Kiwanis, Lions and Rotary clubs nosh on turkey and all of the trimmings, then take in a theater excerpt before an awards ceremony. Barre Elks Lodge, social hour 6 p.m., dinner 7 p.m. $15. Info, 476-7550, ext. 307. HIGH SCHOOL PREVIEW: Parents and kids visit an academic class, then have tea with faculty at an intro to Waldorf education for teens. Lake Champlain Waldorf High School, Charlotte, 8-10 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 985-2827, ext. 12. SKI & SKATE DROP-OFF: Athletes part with gently used winter sports stuff for Saturday’s sale. Montpelier High School Gymnasium, 4-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-5141. CHAMP RIDE PLANNING: Volunteers put their heads together for a June 2007 cycling fundraiser. Vermont CARES Office, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2437, ext. 18.


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SCALE MODELING GROUP: Hobbyists break out the superglue and sweat the small stuff at a miniature-construction skill swap. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0765.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ANOUSHKA SHANKAR: The sitar virtuoso and daughter of legendary Indian instrumentalist Ravi Shankar shares jazzy ragas from her new album, Rise. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $22-34. Info, 863-5966. LES IDEES HEUREUSES: QuĂŠbecois harpsichordist Genevieve Soly leads MontrĂŠalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s noted baroque ensemble in a program of works by Bach and his contemporary, Christoph Graupner. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $28. Info, 863-5966. SANDY MORSE: The Rutland-based guitarist twangs out old and new folk, with a heavy helping of the blues. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. FLORESTAN TRIO: Pianist Susan Tomes, violinist Anthony Marwood and cellist Richard Lester perform compositions by Schubert, Haydn and Dvorak in a group named after one of Schumannâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s imaginary alter-egos. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 443-6433. FRIDAY COFFEE HOUSE: Faculty members of the Monteverdi Music School play guitar and cello at an informal concert. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 229-9000. PRISM SHOWCASE: Twelve student ensembles take turns at a round-robin concert featuring vocal and instrumental works from various genres. Giltz Auditorium, SUNY Plattsburgh, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 518-564-2180. FALL CONCERT SERIES: The Green Mountain College madrigal ensemble Cantorion sings English motets, Welsh hymns and tunes from colonial America. Trinity Church, Rutland, noon. Free. Info, 287-8249.

ELISABETH VON TRAPP: The vocalist and composer performs autumnal tunes at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free, but tickets are required. Info, 985-5124. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MIDDLEBURY ROCKSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Satin-clad singers belt out golden oldies in front of an 11-member band at this local talent show. Middlebury Union High School, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 388-4961. JOHN COATES: Pennsylvaniaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s innovative jazz pianist tickles the ivories with accompaniment from tenor saxophonist Benny Sharoni and John Larouche on chromatic harmonica. Morse Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 748-2600.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneĂłn riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Rachel Nevitt shouts steps to eclectic, reggaeand-raga roots music from the band Crowfoot. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $8. Info, 863-2199. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Lively music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michaelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $7, free for beginners. Info, 899-2378.

drama â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MOON OVER BUFFALOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See October 18. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;TRUE WESTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See October 18, $30. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;6 WOMEN @ 60 IN 2006â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See October 19, 7:30 p.m. $6-10. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;METAMORPHOSESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See October 19, $35-44.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE HAUNTED FORESTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Good-natured thrills and chills await visitors to this too-scary-for-tots theater benefit. See calendar spotlight. Catamount Family Center, Williston, 7, 8, 9 & 10 p.m. $12.50. Info, 879-9160. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY NIGHTMARE PREVIEW: Members of Equinox Theater don grisly outfits for skits from their upcoming Halloween show. Community Room, University Mall, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ARMY OF SHADOWSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See October 18. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DISAPPEARANCESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See October 19, Ferrisburgh Central School. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;NOT ONE LESSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: This Chinese film follows the struggles of a stubborn 13-year-old substitute teacher determined to keep all of her students in school. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ART HELPSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; AUCTION: A creative sale supports the reconstruction of communities devastated by Hurricane Katrina. Jager Di Paola Kemp Design & Sanctuary Artsite, Burlington, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, www.47sanctuary.com or 864-5884.

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<calendar > FRI.20 << 23B PEACE DIALOGUE: Three Middle Eastern women — a Christian, a Jew and a Muslim — discuss how to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. John Dewey Memorial Lounge, Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m; Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 4:30 p.m.; Burlington College, 7 p.m. Donations, 660-9706. BUSINESS LECTURE: Lieutenant governor Brian Dubie introduces the Vermont Aerospace and Aviation Association, which he founded in August. Room 1, Kalkin Building, UVM, Burlington, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2005. ‘TREE TO CUP’: A multimedia presentation explores how coffee is grown, harvested, roasted, blended and brewed. A discussion and java tasting follows at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166. LGBT ASYLUM CONFERENCE: Speakers address the international human rights issue of lesbian, gay, bi- and transsexual people who face persecution, torture and death in their home countries. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1272. ‘PERSPECTIVES ON AFRICA’: Retired U.S. diplomat Andrew Tangalos offers an overview of Nigeria, the continent’s most populated nation. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 18. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See October 18, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. A.C.E. GAMES: See October 19, skateboarding and in-line skating 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., barbecue at noon, award ceremony at 5 p.m., Talent Skate Park, South Burlington. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters over age 3 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. TUNING IN: Teens help select album titles to build a music collection at the Winooski Memorial Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424. FICTION FANS: Young readers enthuse about Eldest, the latest book in Christopher Paolini’s to-be-completed trilogy, and share theories about future plotlines. Winooski Memorial Library, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424. ‘INDIAN SUMMER’ DAY: Kids in grades 3-6 absorb Native American customs through stories, songs, crafts and woodland activities. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $25. Registration and info, 229-6206. ‘KIDS’ KNIGHT OUT’: Ages 5-10 enjoy an evening of movies, swimming, food and more at Ross Gymnasium, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5:30-9 p.m. $1015. Registration & info, 654-2721.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See October 18, 10 a.m.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 18.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See October 18. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See October 18. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See October 18. CHARITY BINGO: See October 18.

‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See October 18. THE GREAT VERMONT CORN MAZE: See October 18. LAWN MOWER EXCHANGE: See October 18. TAG SALE DROP-OFF: See October 18. ‘LATE NIGHT SATURDAY’: See October 19. Guests include musicians Amber DeLaurentis and Thom Hartswick. SKI & SKATE DROP-OFF: See October 19, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. COMMON THREAD CULTURAL FESTIVAL: Caller Lausanne Allen leads square and contra dances with young fiddlers at silent auction and display of Transylvanian handicrafts. Frog Hollow Crafts Center, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3177. WOMEN’S BOARD GAME NIGHT: Tacticians move markers at the Westford Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. ‘ENCHANTED FOREST’: A walk in the dark showcases local nighttime creatures through short skits. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 5-7 p.m. $11. Registration and info, 649-2200. ADULT COMPUTER WORKSHOP: New users of Microsoft Word learn how to create, edit and save documents. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 879-7576.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ANOUSHKA SHANKAR: See October 20, Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $26. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘MIDDLEBURY ROCKS’: See October 20. CHRISTINE KANE: The comedic singersongwriter voices personal anecdotes at the Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $12. Info, 518-523-2512. FOLK CONCERT: Acoustic singersongwriter Rebecca Pedula plays for java-drinking listeners at the Alley Coffee House, Milton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1571. VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Married musicians Jamie Laredo and Sharon Robinson perform violin and cello solos for Haydn’s Sinfonia Concertante. A Shostakovich centennial tribute and Beethoven’s sixth symphony round out the program at the Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15-52. Info, 863-5966. CHICK COREA & GARY BURTON: Can you dig it? The multitalented pianist and vibraphonist pair up for jazz fusion. See music spotlight, page 16B. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $75. Info, 635-1476. ROSE STREET COFFEE HOUSE: A multiple-band lineup includes heavy harmonica from the Steph Pappas Experience. Rose Street Artists’ Co-op, Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 734-0772.

dance SOUND INVESTMENT JAZZ ENSEMBLE: Improvised solos inspire dancers to cut a rug in the Lower Lobby, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. CONTRA DANCE: Caller David Kaynor directs dancers through hammereddulcimer music mapped out by the band Northern Routes. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163. MASQUEERADE BALL: Youths ages 22 and under dress up in disguise for this dance party, checking gender and sexuality at the door. 242 Main St., Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $5. Info, 865-9677.

FALL FORMAL: Elegantly dressed ballroom dancers absorb waltz and tango lessons, then make strides at a swanky, open-floor session. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, lessons 7 & 7:30 p.m., open dancing 8:30-11 p.m. $12. Info, 899-1870.

drama ‘MOON OVER BUFFALO’: See October 18. ‘TRUE WEST’: See October 18, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $23 & $30. ‘6 WOMEN @ 60 IN 2006’: See October 19, 7:30 p.m. $6-10. The six playwrights discuss the art and business of writing for the stage at a pre-show, brown-bag luncheon. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 583-1674. ‘METAMORPHOSES’: See October 19, 3 & 8 p.m. $29-44. ‘THE HAUNTED FOREST’: See October 20. A tamed-down matinee version enthralls kids 7 and under at noon, 1 & 2 p.m. Matinee $8.50. ‘THE GODS OF THE HILLS’: Jim Hogue portrays Ethan Allen in a mythohistoric production. Bring your own candles, lanterns and spirits to the Maple Corner Community Center, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 456-1123.

film ‘ARMY OF SHADOWS’: See October 18. ‘DISAPPEARANCES’: See October 19, Grand Isle School. ‘2046’: Hong Kong filmmaker Wong Kar-Wai follows up In the Mood for Love with this stylish, high-tech romance flick set in the future. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE’: This indie film follows an endearingly fractured family on a cross-country trek to a children’s beauty pageant. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘PUSH’: Matchstick Productions’ new skiing flick showcases international freestyle stars. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 6520777. Meet some of the skiers featured in the film at SkiRack, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. LIFE DRAWING: Artists sketch a live model in various poses, using a medium of their choice. Bring materials to Studio STK, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $10. Info, 657-3333. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5356. LANTERN-MAKING WORKSHOP: Fingers fold paper-based luminaries for an upcoming costume parade. Adamant Co-op, 10 a.m. - noon. Donations. Info, 223-1772. WHIMSICAL ARTS & CRAFTS SHOW: Local artisans offer blown glass, jewelry, caned chairs and handmade chocolates. Jericho Community Center, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3574. ARTISAN MARKET: Old North End crafters display knitwear, paper and other handmade finds at Viva Espresso, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8482.

talks PEACE DIALOGUE: See October 20, Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-3154.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 18. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. HARRY BLISS: The illustrator and Seven Days cartoonist reads from his Halloween-themed children’s book, A Very Brave Witch. The Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. ‘TOUCH A TRUCK’: Kids crawl over, climb on and sit in diggers, ’dozers, tractors and fire trucks at a pumpkin-and-face-painting-enhanced exploration. People’s Academy Parking Lot, Morrisville, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $4 per person, $15 per family. Info, 888-2677. SPOOKY CRITTERS: Wide-eyed tots greet a great horned owl and a turkey vulture at a live avian intro. ECHO, Burlington, 1 & 2:30 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848.

sport COMMUNITY BIKE RIDE: Pedal pushers go the distance to end domestic violence. Meet at the Essex Shoppes & Cinemas, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Donations. Info, 658-3131, ext. 1062. MT. BELVIDERE: Female hikers ascend this 3360-foot peak, and its restored fire tower, on a moderate, 7-mile route. Call for meeting location and time. $10. Info, 244-7037. LAFAYETTE MOUNTAIN: Experienced trekkers schlep 10 miles on this difficult route up one of New Hampshire’s steeps. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 586-7760. BIKE & SKI TRAIL WORK DAY: Volunteers pitch in to construct a multi-use path that will eventually span the width of the state. Meet at the U-32 School parking lot, East Montpelier, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 4980079, ext. 2.

activism VOTER REGISTRATION DRIVE: See October 18, 3-7 p.m. COMMUNITY CLEAN-UP: Volunteers attend a training, then exert elbow grease to remove graffiti tags in exchange for candy treats. Meet at the Center for Community and Neighborhood, 2nd floor, 82 South Winooski Avenue, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7548.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See October 18. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See October 18. CHARITY BINGO: See October 18. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See October 18. FARMERS’ MARKETS: See October 18, 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. Marbleworks by the Falls, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 897-5448. St. Joseph’s Church, Grand Isle, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6668. THE GREAT VERMONT CORN MAZE: See October 18. LAWN MOWER EXCHANGE: See October 18. SKI & SKATE SALE: Winter athletes shop for sports equipment in anticipation of forthcoming snow and ice. Montpelier High School Gymnasium, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-5141. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental impact of any one of these Vermont fauna: coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. BIKE JAM: Mechanically minded cycling enthusiasts swap parts to build and organize two-wheeled vehicles. Bike Recycle VT, Burlington, 9-1 p.m. Free. Info, 264-9687.

SNOW GOOSE SPECTACLE: Birdwatchers travel with a naturalist to Addison’s Dead Creek to catch an annual avian migration. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $30. Registration and info, 229-6206. BONE MARROW PROGRAM INFO: Potential donors hear how matches are made for cell transfusions. Community Room, University Mall, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. HAZARDOUS WASTE COLLECTION: Central Vermont residents drop off dead batteries, used motor oil and household cleansers. Department of Labor Parking Lot, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. $10. Info, 229-9383. JOHN DEWEY DAY: Creative revelers make masks and parade down Church Street to honor the 19th-century Burlington native and educational philosopher who championed hands-on learning. Meet at Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, mask-making 10 a.m., parade at 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. LOCAL FOOD & MUSIC FEST: Champlain Valley and Mad River Valley “localvores” swap recipes at a shared meal featuring Vermont-grown foods and banjo tunes by the Gordon Stone Band. Slade Hall, Redstone Campus, UVM, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 578-0934. ‘HARVEST YOUR STUFF’ SALE: Gently used furniture and household goods generate funds for arts education programs. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4781, ext. 26. LIBRARY BENEFIT SALE: Literature or lunch? Voracious readers browse through stacks of books, then dig into homemade pies and hot soups. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. PSYCHIC READINGS: Modern fortune seekers can enlist a medium at MoonLight Gifts, Milton, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m., call for appointment. Free. Info, 893-9966. TIRE ROUND-UP: Chittenden County residents wrangle a maximum of four black-rubber donuts to wasteremoval sites. CSWD Drop-Off Centers in Burlington, Essex, Hinesburg, Milton, Richmond, South Burlington, and Williston, 8 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8111. TARTAN BALL: Down with trousers, up with kilts! The St. Andrews Society of Vermont honors haggis and bagpipes at this sit-down dinner and ballroom dance. Doubletree Hotel, Burlington, 5 p.m. $45. Reservations and info, 985-3832. ‘HEALING LAUGHTER’: Donors enjoy hors d’oeuvres, music, comedy and a silent auction to benefit two local LGBTQ advocate groups. Coaching Center of Vermont, Champlain Mill, Burlington, 6 p.m. $15. Info, 860-7812. TOWER OPEN HOUSE: Members of the Essex Community Historical Society show off the castle-like structure at the edge of Fort Ethan Allen, Essex, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0619.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. MADELEINE PEYROUX: Discovered as a street singer in Paris, this smoky-voiced chanteuse lets loose with acoustic blues, jazz and country. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $27-42. Info, 863-5966. PERSIAN & TURKISH IMPROVISATIONS: Two Middle Eastern musical traditions merge at a concert by kamancheh player Kayhan Kalhor and baglama player Erdal Erzincan. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. GREGORIAN CHANT: Music scholar Dr. Wiliam Tortolano directs a specialized singing ensemble in a concert of medieval church music. St. Jude’s Church, Hinesburg, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2290.


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PAUNI TRIO: Local singing ensembles precede three Dutch musicians in an accordion-enhanced program of Bulgarian folk and choral music. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 3 p.m. $12. Info, 426-3210. ORGAN RECITAL: Sean Redrow of the Boston Conservatory performs works by Bach, Buxtehude, Bohm and 16thcentury Dutch composer Suzanne van Soldt. Unitarian Church, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 457-2557.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. WHIMSICAL ARTS & CRAFTS SHOW: See October 21, noon - 4 p.m. SCULPTURE TALK: Sculptor, industrial designer and UPenn professor emeritus Bob Engman discusses Bauhaus forms and their implementation. Norwich University, Northfield, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2622.

words POETRY READING: Phyllis Rachel Larrabee voices verses from her new book, Shoveler on the Roof. Langdon Street CafĂŠ, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 472-3065.

talks â&#x20AC;&#x2122;20 YEARS OF TROUBLEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Historian Ken Degree chronicles the demise of the Vermont State Bankâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Middlebury branch. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 388-2117.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 18. BRAVING BEASTIES: A live tarantula, a turkey vulture and a boa constrictor aid this myth-busting presentation by the Vermont Wildlife Association. ECHO, Burlington, 1 & 2:30 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. SPOOKY MUSIC: Young monstersin-waiting explore their scary side through tunes, movement and crafts. ECHO, Burlington, noon. $7-9. Info, 864-1848.

sport NATURE WALK: Wildlife enthusiasts explore the woods around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 434-2167. INFORMAL RIDE: Cyclists bring bikes, then determine the dayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tour route and distance. Meet at Williston Central School, 10 a.m. Free. Info, carew@champlain.edu. WOMENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S NATURE HIKE: Ladies of all ages take a guided afternoon walk with natural-history footnotes. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 2-4 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 229-6206.

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MON.23 << 25B SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107.

dance KEVIN LOCKE NATIVE DANCE ENSEMBLE: Lakota hoop dancers and northern plains flute players bring ancient customs to life at the Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $17. Info, 457-3981.

drama ‘METAMORPHOSES’: See October 19, Casella Theater, Fine Arts Center, Castleton State College, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 468-1119.

film ‘ARMY OF SHADOWS’: See October 18. ‘MY DAD IS 100 YEARS OLD’: Isabella Rossellini produced this short film as a tribute to her filmmaker father. Howe Library, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-4120. ‘LITIGATING DISASTER’: This documentary explores how Union Carbide successfully manipulated the U.S. and Indian legal systems to avoid responsibility for its 1984 toxic gas leak in Bhopal, India. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7990.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See October 19.

words ‘FROM PAGE TO SCREEN’ SERIES: Readers of Cyrano de Bergerac compare the book to a cinematic version they’ve already seen. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

talks SCIENCE & RELIGION SYMPOSIUM: A theologist, a biochemist and the director of a pharmaceutical research center consider faith’s relationship to handson knowledge. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. RUSSIAN HISTORY SERIES: UVM history prof Denise Youngblood introduces “Ivan the Terrible.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980. TRAVEL TALK: Librarian Mary Rutherford describes her recent adventure in the Azores. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. FARMING & FAIR TRADE: Three farmers from Ecuador, Vermont and Georgia discuss the positive effect of consumer consciousness on small-scale agribusinesses. Room 301, Williams Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 617-513-3536. ‘EYE ON THE NIGHT SKY’: Meteorologist and astronomy expert Mark Breen points out planets and constellations. Norman Williams Public Library, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372. ‘THE AIDS PANDEMIC’: Canadian diplomat Stephen Lewis, the U.N. secretary general’s special envoy for HIV/AIDS in Africa, reports on the race against the world’s worst health disaster since the Middle Ages. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1309.

kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See October 18, for children ages 2-3. MUSIC TIME: See October 19. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See October 20, for babies and non-walkers.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewishthemed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26. DROP-IN STORYTIME: Kids of all ages stop by to get a read on good literature. Essex Free Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0313. FAMILY STORYTIME: Pajama-clad kids settle in with moms and dads for a cozy evening of poems and stories. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 877-6962. CATHEDRAL ARTS CONCERT SERIES: Violinist Laura Markowitz and pianist Annemieke Spoelstra play pieces by Dvorak, Manuel de Falla, Fritz Kreisler and Amy Beach. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 864-0471. WOMEN’S DRUM CIRCLE: Percussionpowered women share rhythms and movement at a world-beat bonanza. 242 Elm Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-6912.

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SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: Softshoed folk appreciators step out in traditional Lowland formations. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 879-7618.

SENIOR EXERCISE: See October 18, 10 a.m.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 18. STATE ELECTION FORUM: Attorney general candidates William Sorrell and Dennis Carver pitch their positions and answer voters’ questions at the Johnson State College Library, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1340.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See October 18. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See October 18. LAWN MOWER EXCHANGE: See October 18. SPANISH POTLUCK: Español-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. WINTER WELLNESS WORKSHOP: Break out the Echinacea! Herbalist Amy Goodman explains simple herbal remedies and kitchen recipes to boost immunity during cold weather. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $12. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. CITIZEN JOURNALISM: Information consumers learn their way around a new breed of media participation. Center for Community and Neighborhood, 2nd floor, 82 South Winooski Avenue, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free, includes dinner. Reservations and info, 865-7516. WELLNESS WORKSHOP: Hands-on health nuts hear about non-pharmaceutical treatments for medical conditions. Family First Chiropractic, Cambridge, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 644-2260. HEALTH CLINIC: Physical therapy and athletic training students offer blood pressure screenings and 20-minute massages with faculty supervision. Room 113, Rowell Building, UVM, Burlington, 4-7 p.m., call for appointment. $15. Info, 656-3252.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. PAUNI TRIO: See October 22, Presbyterian Church, East Craftsbury, 7:30 p.m. KRYSTIAN ZIMMERMAN: The Polishborn pianist who travels with his own instrument performs interpretations of works by Chopin and Beethoven. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $30. Info, 603-646-2422. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949.

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words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. ARCHER MAYOR: The Vermont-based mystery novelist reads from The Second Mouse, his most recent Joe Gunther whodunit. New England Federal Credit Union, Williston, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP: Pen pushers swap methods and offer supportive criticism. Winooski Memorial Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 858-682-7236. FALL AUTHOR SERIES: AT&T-execturned-entrepreneur Tom Evslin reads from his suspense thriller Hackoff.com, set during the Internet dot-com boom. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

talks CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS: The U.S. Supreme Court’s top judge delivers a talk as part of a yearly liberal-artsthemed lecture series. See “Local Matters” this issue. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 8:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5198. BEHIND-THE-SCENES DISCUSSION: Director Douglas Sprigg leads a conversation about an upcoming production of the play Everett Beekin. Seeler Studio Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ARMCHAIR TRAVEL SERIES: Long-term Kathmandu denizens Pamela Smith and Slim Pickens draw an intimate portrait of life in Nepal. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. ‘POETRY, MEDICINE & SPIRIT’: U.S. Poet Laureate Donald Hall prescribes healing words. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2000. DEAN’S LECTURE: Religion professor Richard Sugarman connects time and transcendence. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1297.

‘IMMIGRATION POST 9/11’: Three local experts discuss the effects of anti-terrorism laws on the civil rights of refugees and immigrants. North Lounge, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7990. COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL: Three cardiologists explain the advanced imaging technology that allows them to see and diagnose heart problems. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 847-2886.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 18. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See October 18, 11 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See October 20, for walkers up to age 3. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WINOOSKI STORYTIME: Tiny page turners ages 2 to 5 hear tales, sing songs and wiggle their fingers. Winooski Public Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 655-6424. AFRICAN CULTURE: Preschoolers hear songs and stories from Kenyan expat Njenga Mungai. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $7. Registration and info, 229-6206. CHESS FOR KIDS: Master player Robert Clawson teaches tactics to young strategists in grades K-8. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 2:45-3:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Kids cozy up to autumnal tales at Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 775-6993. TASTY READS: Student chefs prep pumpkin treats and share gourd stories with kids in grades K-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956.

sport COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment with instruction. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850. WEEDS & INVASIVES WALK: What’s an invasive species? A 1-mile, rangerguided tour educates strollers through the Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 2 p.m. $6. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 18. PEOPLE CONCERNED ABOUT CHLORAMINE: A grassroots citizens’ group discusses possible health symptoms associated with the Champlain Water District’s new disinfectant. Call for South Burlington meeting location, 7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4153. CREATIVE ECONOMY FORUM: Community-minded folks offer their two cents on how to boost the longterm job market and quality of life in the Champlain Islands. Grand Isle Lake House, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-8400. PEACE CORPS INFO MEETING: Potential volunteers hear how to qualify for programs working in foreign countries. Room 301, Joyce Hall, Champlain College, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8269.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See October 18. CHARITY BINGO: See October 18. FARMERS’ MARKET: See October 18, Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

LAWN MOWER EXCHANGE: See October 18. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS NETWORK: See October 18, The Chef’s Table, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $17. Info, nilda@kerradvertising.com. FITNESS CONSULTATIONS: See October 22, 5:30-6:30 p.m. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. ARTHRITIS MANAGEMENT: A therapeutic herbalist helps those with aching joints manage symptoms through diet and lifestyle changes. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $7. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Veined volunteers donate pints at the Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. CIVIL WAR SITE SEARCH: Historian Howard Coffin gathers data from local residents about Vermont landmarks with a connection to the U.S. Civil War. Shelburne Town Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626, ext. 304. GALA INTERNATIONAL DINNER: In honor of United Nations Day, supporters of the Vermont Council on World Affairs hear about Terryl Kinder’s 40-year stint living in France as an American expat. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6 p.m. $30. Reservations and info, www.vcwa.org. BUSINESS VALUATION SEMINAR: Entrepreneurs learn how to estimate what their DIY livelihoods are worth. Citizens Bank, Williston, 6-9 p.m. $25. Registration and info, 951-6762 or www.score284.org. BURLINGTON GARDEN CLUB: Green thumbs hear landscape architect and horticulturist Ann Milovsoroff describe the new Euro-Naturalism-style plantings that are designed to die well. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 1:15 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0576.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See October 18. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: See October 18. KRYSTIAN ZIMMERMAN: See October 24, Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 443-6433. DONIZETTI’S ‘LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR’: The Teatro Lirico D’Europa presents the Italian opera based on Sir Walter Scott’s gothic novel about a woman driven mad by an unwanted marriage. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $42-56. Info, 863-5966. BO DIDDLEY & FRIENDS: The blues legend shares the stage with Grammy Award-winning musician Alvin Youngblood Hart and vocal soul superstar Ruthie Foster. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $29 & $35. Info, 603-448-0400. SWEET ADELINES OPEN MEETING: Female vocalists of all ages and abilities harmonize with this old-fashioned women’s barbershop branch. Northern Alliance Church, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-563-4912.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See October 18. WEST AFRICAN DANCE: See October 18.

drama ‘TRUE WEST’: See October 18.

film ‘HOUSE OF SAND’: See October 24.


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MATURE CONTENT Women of a certain age often grapple with stereotypes that relegate them to granny-hood. Upon facing their 60th birthdays, six female playwrights from around the country each penned a one-act play about women and aging in America. Their idea was to celebrate the creative energy of maturing baby-boomer babes. Vermont offers the sixth and final site for the resultant, nationally touring festival, 6 Women @ 60 in 2006, which also highlights artwork and poetry produced by women with at least six decades’ life experience. A Saturday lunch discussion with all six scribes addresses the dramatic arts from a pro perspective, and a potluck brunch with area experts on women and aging precedes the Sunday matinée. ‘6 Women @ 60 in 2006’ Festival

‘A SCANNER DARKLY’: Keanu Reeves stars as an undercover cop in this animated film based on sci-fi author Philip K. Dick’s experiences with hallucinogenic drugs. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:10 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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words POETRY OPEN MIKE: See October 18. ‘METAMORPHOSES’ DISCUSSION: Aficionados of the ancient Roman poet and philosopher Ovid share opinions about his work, and books inspired by it, in a conversation moderated by Burlington-based novelist Marc Estrin. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers buzz about Sue Monk Kidd’s novel The Secret Life of Bees. Westford Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. ‘WHISTLING PAST THE GRAVEYARD’: Teens and adults absorb bone-chilling tales from storyteller Tom Stamp. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878.

talks ‘TREE TO CUP’: See October 20, 7 p.m. ‘THE AFTERMATH OF GENOCIDE’: A UVM grad from the Sudanese “Lost Boys” refugee group explains how his country’s diaspora is returning home to rebuild. Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5582. CONGRESSIONAL REPORTING: National Public Radio correspondent David Welna describes the current attitude toward journalists on Capitol Hill. Room 216, McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5483. RELIGION & POLITICS: Professor Ellen Cannon of Northeastern Illinois University considers whether the 21stcentury American Jewish electorate will have ballot-box clout. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘THE SECRET LIFE OF BATS’: Bat biologist Scott Darling shares fun facts about the flying mammals that have become a Halloween icon. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7-8 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 229-6206.

HERBAL MEDICINE: Naturopath Dr. Mary Bove explains the old-andnew science of phytotherapy and other botanical remedies. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. TROPICAL TRADE: Community development expert Joshua Farley describes the ecological economics of the rainforest. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. $5. Info, 656-0750. CAMPUS SUSTAINABILITY DAY: Comprehensive case studies from four U.S. colleges explore eco-friendly steps to reduce consumption of non-renewable resources. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3803. RESEARCH SEMINAR: Three professors present evolving attitudes toward environmentalism across the southern hemisphere. Room 427A, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0180. ‘HISPANIC COMIC BOOKS’: Spanish professor Ana Merino connects cultural theory to graphic media in the language. Grace Coolidge Room, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1368. ‘EXPLORING THE SACRED’: Muh Aideen Batah of the Islam Institute of Vermont explains the history and meaning of the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. CULTURAL THEORY TALK: Two language profs probe concepts of orientalism and primitivism in avantgarde literature. Burlington College, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See October 18. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See October 18. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See October 18. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See October 18. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See October 18. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See October 18. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See October 18. FIRST-TIME PARENTS: See October 18.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See October 18.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 18. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See October 18.

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PEACE CORPS INFO MEETING: See October 24, Room 102, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See October 18. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See October 18. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See October 18. ESL GROUP: See October 18. CHESS GROUP: See October 18. KNITTING POSSE: See October 18. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See October 18. CHARITY BINGO: See October 18. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See October 18. FARMERS’ MARKET: See October 18. NOONTIME KNITTERS: See October 18. LAWN MOWER EXCHANGE: See October 18. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: See October 18. Media literacy experts explain the components of political campaign ads. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS NETWORK: See October 18, 1820 Coffee House, Essex, 6-8 p.m. $17. Info, audryr@adelphia.net. Chocolate Truffle Bed & Breakfast, Rutland, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $12. Info, amylewis2@verizon.net. HEALTH CLINIC: See October 23. CIVIL WAR SITE SEARCH: See October 24, Folsom Educational Center, South Hero. SHAMBHALA MEDITATION: Participants practice Buddhist mindcalming exercises. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. HARVEST POTLUCK SUPPER: Readers of Natalie Kinsey-Warnock’s young-adult novel, As Long As There Are Mountains, tuck into covered casseroles at a community discussion. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. HARVEST LUNCHEON: Fall veggies and savory snacks pep up midday diners at the First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. & 12:45 p.m. $7.50. Reservations and info, 862-1151. ‘INTERNET EXPLORATION’: Budding browsers learn how to use search engines to locate info online. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7217. ‘MICROSOFT WINDOWS XP’: New computer users become familiar with a common operating system in this hands-on tour. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7217.>

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i SPY... WAITING IN LINE AT COSTCO You were a beautiful brunette in a black coat and green pants. We met while battling lines at Costco. I was in line next to you and waved good-bye. You were very nice. Wish we were stuck in line longer so I had more time to talk with you. It would be great to get to know you better. When: Friday, October 13, 2006. Where: In line at Costco. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900590 MATTERHORN ON A BARSTOOL We were discussing some photos. I would like to talk more. Maybe another longtrail? When: Friday, October 13, 2006. Where: Matterhorn. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900589 NOT THIS TIME Is the pot calling the kettle black? As I was being served lunch and then again at supper I had an uneasy feeling that someone was throwing stones in her glass house. Gordon Lightfoot’s song “Sundown” rings a bell with me. When: Thursday, October 12, 2006. Where: Driving by. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900588 KATE “CHOCOLATE PAIN” It was great to see you at Speeder’s this morning, I’ve been missing our entertaining coffee conversations. Wanna hang out sometime? When: Friday, October 13, 2006. Where: Speeders, Pine St.. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900587 LUNCH AT QUIZNO’S Parked next to each other, you were finishing late lunch (2ish?) as I came in. Our eyes met in the parking lot. You waved as I passed, I winked. You: Jeans, grey top, silver Mazda, Red Sox fan. Me: Suit, blue shirt. Thanks for waving as we left the parking lot. Maybe we can do lunch together next time? When: Thursday, October 12, 2006. Where: Quizno’s Williston Road. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900586 COOLEST COUPLE ON THE PLANET? I thought I said coolest couple ever....Who is the author of these words? Posted Sept.28. You may be mistaken in whom you believe you’re responding to. I’m confused, please unravel my curiosity and reveal yourself! mblevable When: Thursday, September 28, 2006. Where: Winooski. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900585 MATT FROM WILLISTON I saw you at Cumbys tonight gassing up. I said it was the cheapest gas in town. You asked me if I was working. I told you I was done and it’s Miller time. I think you are very cute and I hope we can have Miller time together some time? You were looking hot tonight as usaul. When: Wednesday, October 11, 2006. Where: cumbys. You: Man. Me: Man. #900584

STUNNING REDHEAD AT BERLIN SHAWS I saw you tonight, Tuesday 10/10 around 8:30. You are a beautiful young woman with straight dark red hair in jeans. We kept crossing paths in the aisles and you came into the checkout lane behind me. I am a tall guy who wishes I had told you how perfect you are. Do you believe in love at first sight? When: Tuesday, October 10, 2006. Where: Berlin Shaws. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900579 HEY CARHART GUY! I spy Carhart guy early Saturday mornings at Hannaford in Essex. You: Carhart coat, jeans and baseball cap... me: Maine sweatshirt and glasses. We see each other most Sats and smile and say hi... R u single???? i am... want coffee sometime? You have nice blue eyes. dont be shy, I dont bite, at least until I know you better. When: Saturday, September 23, 2006. Where: Hannaford at Essex Outlets. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900578 AUSTIN FROM MONTPELIER You called me regarding my 7 Days personal but did not leave a phone number. Please call the Personals again and leave your number. I am interested. When: Monday, October 9, 2006. Where: Phone call. You: Man. Me: Man. u #900577 MONTPELIER MAIN STREET GRILL CONNECTION You were captivating with your long red hair and stunning beauty serving downstairs in the lounge Saturday 10/7... I was sitting at the bar, our eyes met across the crowded room and I felt a connection... could there be more? When: Saturday, October 7, 2006. Where: Montpelier Main Street Grill. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900576 SPOKES If you remember calling yourself that then perhaps you remember me. I miss the Bean and was hoping to hear how he is. When: Wednesday, June 22, 2005. Where: Huntington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900575 JINX BUY YOU A DRINK? I’m not sure about your color recommendation, although I’m sure the pack would look great on you, but I do like your style and friendly smile. Tea, wine, anything but coke. Or how about a hike? When: Sunday, October 8, 2006. Where: OGE. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900574 MIDDLEBURY COOP OCT. 6 You were finishing checking out, and we smiled at each other and said hello. You saw me leaving the parking lot. Interested? Can we do lunch sometime soon? When: Friday, October 6, 2006. Where: Middlebury Coop. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #900573

BABY IN SLING ON PAPA I spy a one-month-old baby. Azure eyes and a strong nose. He smiled and cooed at me. I fell in love and can’t get him out of my thoughts. His parents looked proud and delighted. I spied him on Elmore Ave and the Farmer’s Market and the outdoor mall. When can I see you again?? When: Saturday, October 7, 2006. Where: Around Elmore Ave.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900583

CITY HALL PARK You were sitting crosswise on a bench in the sun, wearing sunglasses. I was busily trying to get to Kinko’s to send out a patch for a software bug. I smiled at you because you looked exactly like my daughter’s cat, sitting on the warm woodstove on a winter morning. Wish I had told you that. When: Saturday, October 7, 2006. Where: City Hall Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900572

IT FINALLY HAPPENED.. YIPPEE!! After 2 years without my whole face I thought I would never hear it again - but I did, I am still alluring and being pursued - gotta love these eyes and this laugh!! Thanks J, never a bad thing to know. When: Wednesday, October 11, 2006. Where: in my social circle. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900582

I SPY A SHY TEXTINGQUEEN I saw you about 3 months ago dancing the night away at Higher Ground. You are a shy Boston Red Sox fan who always wears boy shorts and backwards hats. You’re cute. You’re fun. You’re independent. I would love to know more. You owe me a beer. When: Monday, September 11, 2006. Where: St. L, Colorado, Utah. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900571

BEEFSTICK.... Good Morning Starshine! I miss you terribly and so does Vermont. ~Kaylyn When: Sunday, August 20, 2006. Where: Lost in a sea of Connecticutians..... You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900581 I DONT SPY, MY DIARY Missing - My diary, red cover, lots of stickers, lost several weeks ago in City Hall Park (I think) as well as a library book entitled Heavy Metal Music. If u read it- cool, whatever, if you publish it, I want my cut, but if you’ve found it I would appreciate it if you return it to the front desk, Burlington College. Thanks When: Wednesday, September 20, 2006. Where: City Hall Park. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900580

OASIS DINER FRIDAY BREAKFAST 10:30 am, Oct 6, you were with your child and your mother(?) sitting at the counter. I came in with two clients, sat near you in the booth and you smiled at us. I am amazed at how beautiful you are! I didn’t notice a ring. I would like to meet you in person and invite you out for breakfast! When: Friday, October 6, 2006. Where: Oasis Diner, Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900570

TECHNO CAN SAVE US ALL: To the lady in a pulled up black hoodie, thank you. I was in my accord abit sad and music seems to be the only thing that helps. You walked past and started to dance and you were moving your hands to the beat. Their breeze blew away my duldrums and put a smile upon my face. Coffee? When: Tuesday, October 3, 2006. Where: at the mobil across from city market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900569 MIGUELS/ CHURCH, I SAID HI! Friday Oct. 6th, Miguels on Church St. Hey you left too quickly. I said “Hi” and asked if you were looking for someone, you said your friend. We chatted about Salsa dancing. I was the tall girl, long blonde hair. When you left I was sorry not to ask your name. Would you like to get together sometime? When: Friday, October 6, 2006. Where: Miguel’s on Church St.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900568 MONTPELIER CYCLISTO I spy a Montpelier man, black tights, red shirt, black cannondale, black helmet... how can someone so hot look so cool? Come ride with me...we won’t even need bikes! When: Sunday, October 1, 2006. Where: montpelier. You: Man. Me: Man. #900567 BLONDE BARTENDER AT RIRAS Ri Ras gorgeus blonde bartender with beautiful eyes on a Thursday night, you had a personality that could only be matched by your beauty and your smile. Will you run away with me? When: Thursday, October 5, 2006. Where: Ri Ras. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900566 BIKE RACK BRIAN, UVM I still want to trade bike racks with you, and get my brakes fixed! (you left a note on my bike on UVM campus.) Your e-mail address doesn’t work! When: Friday, September 15, 2006. Where: UVM CAMPUS. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900565 FUDGE WHIPPER MAN I spy and ex fudge whipper at Ken’s Pub, blonde with big biceps. Let’s get together for some hot chocolate. When: Friday, September 15, 2006. Where: Ken’s pub. You: Man. Me: Man. #900564 ECO-FEST TURTLE NECKLACE I spy a gorgeous guy at Eco Fest in Battery Park- red t-shirt, turtle necklace, playing with a little girl. I couldn’t help but notice how much fun you were having and that there was no ring on your left hand. Interested in getting to know another pretty blonde? When: Sunday, September 24, 2006. Where: Eco Fest- Battery Park. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900563 I’VE FINALLY REALIZED that I deserve better and I hope I never see you again. When: Monday, August 7, 2006. Where: Church Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900562 SPEEDER & EARL’S PICK-ME-UP Wed 10/4. You rushed in for a cup to go and then jumped into your pickup. I stood outside and should have stuck out my thumb as you turned around on pine street! Can I hitch a ride in your truck next time? When: Wednesday, October 4, 2006. Where: Speeder & Earl’s Pine Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900561 CITY MARKET Mangoes and papayas and a beautiful redhead in the bulk food aisle, does life get better? It did when you smiled at me. Meet me back at City Market for coffee? You: tall with long, curly, red hair and short denim jacket. Me: tall with brown hair and blue fleece. When: Tuesday, October 3, 2006. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900559 WICKER PARK AND AWKWARD KISSES I spy a guy who has lost himself while looking for happiness. I cared about you so much and i really wished it would’ve worked out. I’ve never had a connection like ours before. You broke my heart after saying you never would, and now I wish you only the best with love. I could never hate you. When: Monday, October 2, 2006. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #900558 CLUCK CLUC K CLUCK I was on speedride with BJ and you were riding a cowboy...I lost my mamma hen and dignity that night I think you know where it is let’s meet and chug wine me:chick you:hen where:the dog When: Thursday, September 28, 2006. Where: THE DOG. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900557

I’VE NEVER BEEN SERENADED BEFORE! I was walking down Church St. and stopped to watch/listen to the UVM mens acapella group. I was the one wearing the black boots. You wearing tux and down on your knee singing....well....it was all you boys. Thanks, made my day. When: Saturday, September 30, 2006. Where: Church Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900556 SINGING “M M A” So, you know I love your lips and eyes, but....Did you know that I also think you have a great voice? A man that sings, hubba hubba! Thanks for hanging out with me last night. I look forward to the sequel...no squirming allowed! That is a command. P.S. I hear Nacho Libre might be right up your alley...R U Game? When: Sunday, October 1, 2006. Where: my house. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900555 BLONDE HOTTIE TALKING ABOUT ME I was behind you in line at Walmart, then I heard you talking to your friends in the parking lot about me. Want to say those remarks again to me. You had on a light sweatshirt with a cutout neck and your blue bra was showing!!! You watched me leave, I nodded to you. Let me make remarks this time! When: Monday, October 2, 2006. Where: Walmart in Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900554 PATCHEN RD DOG PARK... I spy a lovely lady at the dog park with her dog Sadie. I said I liked your pants... you have long dark hair and were wearing a funky wool (?) hat. hmm... I wonder about you. When: Saturday, September 30, 2006. Where: dog park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900553 BOOKSTORE DOWNTOWN. Cute guy with dark hair..saw you on church street after...let me know if you want to chat sometime. When: Sunday, October 1, 2006. Where: Borders. You: Man. Me: Man. #900552 LET’S MEET IN OUTER SPACE! I spy with my blue eye(s) a guy about 6 feet high. You were walking by Outer Space on Flynn Avenue-and I was driving by in a Subaru. Want to meet there for lunch? When: Thursday, September 28, 2006. Where: Outer Space-Flynn Ave. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #900551 DELI-CUT CUTIE i saw you at shaws (berlin corners) you work in the deli you had a lip ring....so hott!!!! After i got in car and was leaving you came out to have a smoke, i was in the car and honking and waving...wanna meet? I go there alot and just walk around the deli so i can c u, u QT!!!! When: Sunday, October 1, 2006. Where: Shaw’s (berlin corners). You: Man. Me: Woman. #900550 GORGEOUS RED SQUARE ALLEY WAITRESS Sat Night (9/30) You, Long wavy brown hair, Scooping black top, black skirt and tights with maryjanes. Me, Shy guy with brimmed snowboarding hat, unique sideburns, with friend against the wall feeling out of my element. You were busting your tail, would like to give you an evening off your feet. Interested? When: Saturday, September 30, 2006. Where: Red Square. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900549 HOT DOG LADY!!!!!!!! To the HOT “Hot Dog Lady” at the harvest fest. The sausage you made me was the best I ever had. We spoke for a minute but then I got customers sorry I did not come back.I hope you liked the desert that you got with your pocket change. But I think you know where to catch me on Thursdays. When: Saturday, September 30, 2006. Where: Winooski Harvest Fest. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900548 SHORT BLONDE LIGHTNING STRIKE You were walking up church st with your friend, I was walking down. I looked at you, you looked at me. I’d like to see your smile again, please. When: Saturday, September 30, 2006. Where: Church Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900547 PAN-ASIAN IN WAITSFIELD Here in the Mad River Valley I suffer from the pangs of love. Is it a coincidence you work at “The Drugstore?” You are my only cure. Happy Birthday to my horse-caring, bike-riding, dog-toting hottie. When: Sunday, October 1, 2006. Where: In the Mad River Valley. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900546

NOCTURNAL MOUNTAIN MAN A few weeks ago, but I can’t get you out of my head... we were stage right at the Grace Potter concert. loved your vibe, along with your green (?) trucker hat and perfect amount of facial hair. Me: purple polkadot rainboots, too short to make eye contact with you, rocking out. let’s go for a hike, you seem great. When: Saturday, September 16, 2006. Where: Grace Potter Concert. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900545 CENTRAL VT I saw you a few weeks ago while getting my morning coffee at Roland’s Mini Mart. You said hello as if you knew me (do you?). We met again at Beverage Baron on Friday, 9/29...you commented on the strangeness of our meeting twice in one month, and then you were gone. I’m curious... When: Friday, September 29, 2006. Where: Central VT. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900544 AUDRA FROM STOWE saw you on Yahoo. want to mainline news together sometime? When: Sunday, October 1, 2006. Where: yahoo. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900543 MAZZA’S HARVEST FEST You thirtysomething blonde with diamond studded nose ring waiting on line for hay ride to pumpkin patch. Me standing behind you. Looked like you wanted to say something. You looked familiar just couldn’t place you. Wondering how we might know each other. Let me know. When: Saturday, September 30, 2006. Where: Mazza’a Harvest Fest. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900542 HELLO BLUE LADY! set up an acount or pop in at downtown starbucks (ask for me by name) to get the ball rolling. tag, you’re it. When: Sunday, October 1, 2006. Where: in the paper. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900541 SHARING YOUR CHIPS FRIDAY NIGHT Hot, generous man in a long line of hungry late night revelers - you shared your ruffles with ridges potato chips with me...with impeccable timing. Thank you for sharing. I wanted to stay longer but had to run. How about sharing your number with me? Maybe share another late night snack? Have to see you again... When: Friday, September 29, 2006. Where: Kountry Kart Deli. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900540 GARCIA’S To the smokin’ girl at the smoke shop.Short hair, great smile.Maybe it’s the cigarettes but you took my breath away.Me- short red hair, glasses, monroe and nose piercings... painfully awkward shy dyke... to shy to say hi, but not to I spy.How about some coffee and a clove? When: Thursday, September 14, 2006. Where: working at Garcia’s Smoke Shop. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #900539 PARKING GARAGE DOUBLE TAKE GIGGLE We double taked each other a few times on 9/25. I told you where we say each other while you were on the 2nd floor walkway of the parking garage. I saw you seeing me on No.Winn.Ave. on 9/26 AM. Lets stop playing double take and start having lunch/dinner. When: Monday, September 25, 2006. Where: parking garage. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900538 I SPY THE ROYAL WE the four of us, but now the three of you. i miss you so much and wish i could be there with you. i hope that everything is going amazing for you. always remember how much you mean to me. our love is to the nth degree. later gramps. When: Friday, September 29, 2006. Where: Never Done’s Room on the last night.... You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900537 RADIO BEAN 8:30P THURSDAY 9/23 You are the serene and sexy brown-haired beauty (20ish) who sat in the front corner of the empty room with your blonde friend, conversing over a squawking saxophone. You left just after I came in. What do I do to get a date with you? When: Thursday, September 28, 2006. Where: Radio Bean. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900535 DISCLAIMER: SEVEN DAYS does not investigate or accept responsibility for claims made in any advertisement. The screening of respondents is solely the responsibility of the advertiser. SEVEN DAYS assumes no responsibility for the content of, or reply to, any 7D Personals advertisement or voice message. Advertisers assume complete liability for the content of, and all resulting claims made against SEVEN DAYS that arise from the same. Further, the advertiser agrees to indemnify and hold SEVEN DAYS harmless from all cost, expenses (including reasonable attorney’s fees), liabilities and damages resulting from or caused by a 7D Personals advertisement and voice messages placed by the advertisers, or any reply to a Person to Person advertisement and voice message. GUIDELINES: Free personal ads are available for people seeking relationships. Ads seeking to buy or sell sexual services, or containing explicit sexual or anatomical language will be refused. No full names, street addresses or phone numbers will be published. SEVEN DAYS reserves the right to edit or refuse any ad. You must be at least 18 years of age to place or respond to a 7D Personals ad.

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Your Gracious Guide to Love & Lust! Dear Mistress Maeve, After a decade of living every gay man’s dream bachelor life in San Francisco, I met and fell in love with the perfect man while vacationing in Vermont. I fell for him so hard that I moved here to be closer to him. We have the same sense of humor, the same spiritual beliefs and the same career and family goals. There is just one problem: we’re both tops. I’m more passive in everyday life, but in the bedroom, we keep butting heads – and not the right ones. Can two tops make it work? Tell me what to do! Russell

Dear Russell, Didn’t you do any prescreening about this issue before you hopped a plane to live happily ever after? Perhaps you were just too smitten to face the reality of your sexual incompatibility? If you want to continue this relationship, you have some teamwork to do. Having spent much time in the gay community admiring its many sexual subcultures and traditions, I must say this: gay men need to be more open. If Gay men stopped worrying so much about who was supposed to be the top, the bottom or the meat in a three-way man sandwich, everyone would have much more fun. I suggest picking up Gay Men and Anal Eroticism: Tops, Bottoms and Versatiles by Steven G. Underwood (Harrington Park Press, 2003). Through interviews with gay men, the author reveals the psychological secrets behind being top, bottom or other. Reading this book together would give you and your love insight into what the other is looking for in the bedroom. Solving this problem will demand that both of you make some concessions in the sack, but it could be fun. If you’re both willing to switch positions and catch while the other pitches, you might just hit a homerun.

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ALEXANDER TECHNIQUE MINISERIES AT THE FLYNN! For adults and older teens (by permission), Saturday, October 28 (Session I) and Saturday, December 2 (Session II), 12:30-3 p.m. $55 (or $30 each). Chase Dance Studio Flynn Center. Info, flynnarts@fly nncenter.org, 802-652-4548 ext. 4, or www.flynncenter.org. Great for dancers, actors, musicians and more. Participants explore body and movement from an anatomical perspective, learning how the musculoskeletal structure and nervous and respiratory systems affect strength, sensitivity, and freedom of movement. Session I introduces the underlying principles of this well-known technique; Session II takes the concepts into action and greater depth, incorporating breath and speech. BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Begin the first week of each month, four weeks, Tuesday evenings, St. Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $50 per person. Info, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com, call 802-598-6757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. Are you interested in learning Ballroom dance? Beginning and intermediate classes are offered each month; the beginning classes are the same each month while the intermediate classes vary each month. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans. No partner required for classes or dances, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, pre-registration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! INDIAN DANCE WORKSHOP AT THE FLYNN! For teens & adults, Saturday, October 21, 12:30-2 p.m. $20. Chase Dance Studio, Flynn Center. Info, flynnarts@flynncenter.org, 802-652-4548 ext. 4, or www.flynncenter.org. Workshop complements performance by sitar master Anoushka Shankar on the Flynn MainStage, Friday, October 20. Discover the elegance and charm of distinctive Southern Indian dance in this participatory workshop. A style that blends mime, hand gestures (hastas), rhythmic footwork (adavus), subtle facial expressions (abhinaya), and sculptural body movements, Indian dance evokes drama, mystery, and the rich mythology of its native land. No expe-

rience necessary. OPEN FIELD DANCE PROJECT: October 2006 - May 2007, Mondays, 7-9 p.m. plus events. White Cloud Refuge, Lincoln, Vermont. $75/month or $25/single session. Info, 802-453-3690 or email red bear@gmavt.net. Learn to create harmonic freestyle dance/movement and sound and experience elemental resonance as an ensemble offering events throughout Vermont. Madeleine Piat-Landolt, instructor with 30 years as movement artist/educator. Ongoing registration. SWING DANCE LESSONS: Six weeks, two nights, two levels. Tuesdays, October 17 - November 21, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 1/Lindy Hop Basics, Beginning level; no experience required; includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Wednesdays, October 18 - November 22, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 2A/Classic 8-Count Moves: Learn (or refine) a variety of “must-know” classic 8count moves. Level 2: must have mastered Swing 1 – or by permission. 7:45-8:45 p.m., Swing 3: Connection and Movement: Learn playful new moves while strengthening your connection to your partner and exploring the way your movement can enhance that connection. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. No partner needed for any class! All classes are taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. We focus on having fun and learning technique that will allow you to dance with anyone, anywhere. (Please bring clean, non-marking shoes.)

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Stump to Sticker, October 20-22, $275. Gain an understanding of the methods and options for small scale sustainable harvesting and wood production. Biofuels, October 2729, $275. Learn how to replace fossil fuel with renewable fuel in a variety of applications, including adapting diesel engines to operate on straight vegetable oil. Setting Up Shop, October 28-29, $275. This workshop will help you design a new shop or reorganize your existing shop to fit the type of work you do. Natural Paints and Finishes, November 4-5, $275. Study the art and practice of making your own paints, washes and other finishes with clay, lime, pigments, oils, and other natural materials. Intro to AutoCAD, November 4-5, $275. This workshop is an introduction to AutoCAD computer software used for 2D and 3D drafting, detailing and design. Home Design, November 5-11. $875. Why

hire an architect when you can design your own dream home in this hands-on course. Info, call 802496-5545, or visit www.yestermor row.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Celebrating our 26th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

minimum for each class. Classes held at Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@bur lingtontaiko.org or visit www.bur lingtontaiko.org. Gift certificates available!

empowerment dreams TAKE ME TO DREAMLAND: With Angela Talbert, Thursday, October 26, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $20. Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. 802-865-HERB. A good night’s sleep includes a journey to the Land of Nod, where the best dreams occur! Borrowing from the Native American culture, everyone will make their own dream catcher. Putting a twist on the traditional, you’ll also make your own dream pillow. And then to add a little plant wisdom we’ll make a wonderful balm to lull you to sleep & enhance your dream experience. Angela, from Purple Shutter, will be your guide.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES FALL SESSION II: Kids Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays 4:30-5:20 p.m. Sixweek session begins 10/31. $47. Kids Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays 3:15-4 p.m. Six-week session begins 10/30. $47. Adult Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 5:306:20 p.m. Six-week session begins 10/31 $53. Adult Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays, 5:307 p.m. Six-week session begins 10/30. $48. All classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Adult walk-in price, $10 per class. Info, 802658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! FALL HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Beginners’ Conga Class, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50. Threeweek session begins 10/25. $30. Two-week session begins 11/29. $20. Walk-in price, $12. Beginners’ Djembe Class: Wednesdays, Six-week session begins 9/13. $60. Three-week session begins 10/25. $30. Two-week session begins 11/29. $20. Walk-in price, $12. Classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko. org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND FALL SESSION II TAIKO CLASSES: Kids and Parents Beginners’ Class, Thursdays, 5:30-6:20p.m. Six-week session begins 11/02. $95/pair. Adult Beginners’ Class, Thursdays, 6:307:20 p.m. Six-week session begins 11/02. $59. Paid pre-registration is required, and there is a 10-person

AVATAR: CONSCIOUSNESS TRAINING TO CREATE WHAT YOU PREFER!: Avatar is a nine-day course that explores the relationship between your beliefs and your experiences. Through a series of simple, experiential exercises, you learn to increase the power of your will and attention, and connect with a more compassionate and aware state of self. For more information or to find out about free introductory sessions to Avatar, call Jen at 2338829. Learn how to improve the world by living deliberately...visit www.avatarepc.com. SETTING INTENTIONS FOR FINANCIAL ABUNDANCE; AN EXPERIENTIAL WORKSHOP: Saturday, November 11, 10:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. $100. Yoga Mountain Center, 79 Main St., Montpelier. Info, 802-479-1034 or email fred cheyette@earthlink.net. Presented by Fred Cheyette, M.A. Discover how it feels to be fully open to abundance. Create intentions around abundance in ways that are in alignment with your entire being. Generate internal forces to empower your intentions.

energy EXPERIENCE DEEKSHA: ENERGY FOR HEALING AND ONENESS: October 20, 6:30-9 p.m. Unity Church, Main Street, Essex Junction. $25 suggested donation. Info, 802-773-0148 or visit http://www.golden-heart.net. Deeksha is the transfer of a powerful healing energy that helps to expand your awareness, awaken your heart, heal your relationships, and promote wellness in all areas of your life. EXPERIENCE DEEKSHA: ENERGY FOR HEALING AND ONENESS: Saturday, October 21, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Unity Church, Main Street, Essex Junction. $75, preregistration required. Info, 802-7730148 or visit http://www.goldenheart.net. Want more peace, joy, and vitality in your life? Go deeper into the Deeksha energy in this all day workshop with conversation, meditations, Deeksha energy transfers, and more.

fine arts PORTRAIT DRAWING WORKSHOP: Saturday & Sunday, Nov. 11–12, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. Members $75, nonmembers $84, materials


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. included. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. This course will provide an intensive introduction to the techniques and concepts of portrait drawing. We will work from the standpoint of direct observation, but with an intuitive drive. Students will work with charcoal, pencil, chalk, ink/brush/crowquill and graphite.

freelancing COPYEDITING SKILLS FOR PUBLISHING: Saturday, October 28, Saturday, November 4, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Best Western Windjammer Conference Center. $225. Info, 802-899-2238 or visit http://www. wordcraftpubservices.com. A twoday intensive course on the essential points the freelance or in-house copy editor needs to know to work in publishing. We cover style, grammar, text edits, queries, and resources. Includes tips and shortcuts for on-screen editing. THE BUSINESS OF FREELANCE EDITING AND PROOFREADING: Wednesday, October 25, 7-8:30 p.m. $20. Best Western Windjammer Conference Center. $20. Info, 802-899-2238 or visit http:// www.wordcraftpubservices.com. A seminar featuring book, magazine, and journal editors discussing the ins and outs of freelance editorial work. Learn from experienced publishing professionals what it takes to be a freelancer, how to get started, resources, and more.

herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Winter Wisdom Program: Winter Ecology and Nature Adventures, Winter Plant Identification, Tracking and Fire Making and All Species Communication Skills. Four weekends, January 13-14, February 3-4, February 24-25 and March 17-18, 2007, 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Early registration discounted tuition: $790 before December 13, tuition is $840 after December 13. Nonrefundable deposit $200. Info, call 802-453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt.net or visit www. WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. The winter landscape will be our primary classroom as we learn about adaptations of plants and animals in cold conditions and explore microhabitats. We will practice outdoor skills including identification of trees, shrubs and plants in winter, and introduce matchless fire making and tracking. During our nature adventures we will connect deeply with the magic and natural history of the winter landscape, communing and playing, joyously at home under the winter sky. We will expand and practice skills of communication with the spirits of trees, plants and animals, with all species and with the self. Please register early as we expect this program to fill up quickly.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, November 2, 5:30 p.m. Please watch a class before enrolling. Adult classes meet MondayFriday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45 a.m. - 11:45 p.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes,

ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays, 45 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-864-7902 or visit www.iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips, and rib cartilage and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth generation lineage teacher of the Yang style. GREEN MOUNTAIN DOJO KYOKUSHIN KARATE: Kids, Monday/Wednesday, 5-6 p.m., Adults, Monday/Thursday/Saturday, 7:15-9 p.m. and Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m. Stowe Gym and Waterbury Center Grange. Info, call 802-253-2050 or visit http://www.greenmountaindojo.com. Instruction in traditional Japanese karate emphasizing holistic teaching methods. Excellent family program for over 25 years. New adult classes now at Stowe Gym. Group & private lessons. Free trial class. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa. com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian JiuJitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over

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massage HOT STONE MASSAGE WORKSHOP: Saturday, November 18, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $225. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 205 Dorset Street, So. Burlington. Info, 802-658-7715 or visit www. touchstonehealingarts.com. Learn how to incorporate hot stone massage into your practice, with specifics on equipment, supplies, stone selection and care. You will learn how to use the stones and perform a 90-minute hot stone massage routine. You will also learn variations in stone technique that will enable you to individualize your treatments according to your style and your clients’ needs. MASTER CLASSES FOR BODYWORKERS: 4-week class, begins Wednesday, November 1, Pain Mechanisms of the Neck-Level 1, November 1-15 and November 29. $225 per class includes workbook. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset Street, So. Burlington. Info, 802-658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Elevate your practice to another level by learning advanced techniques for treating focus areas of the body. These classes are designed for therapists and body workers who desire to increase their hands-on and evaluative skills toward the goal of being able to treat more complex chronic pain problems. Students will acquire advanced techniques and skills to greatly improve the effectiveness of their existing massage routines.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Monday through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http:// www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month, November 4, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m. THE ART OF BEING HUMAN: October 27 - 29, Friday, 7 p.m. - Sunday, 7 p.m. Burlington Shambhala Center. $115. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http://www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. The Shambhala teachings provide a strong foundation in mindfulness-awareness meditation practice, emphasizing the development of genuine confidence, humor, and personal dignity within the complexity of daily life. Program includes meditation instruction, individual guidance, group discussion, and talks given by master meditation teacher Gisele LaBerge.

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SITAR WORKSHOP/TALK WITH FAMED SITARIST ANOUSHKA SHANKAR AT THE FLYNN! For teens & adults, Friday, October 20, 1-2 p.m. $8 (reservations required). Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center. Info, flynnarts@flynncenter.org, 802-652-4548 ext. 4 or www.flynncenter.org. The only artist in the world to be trained entirely by legendary sitar virtuoso and composer Ravi Shankar (who also happens to be her father), Anoushka gives an intimate portrait of her life in music to a small group of interested individuals. Her thoughts center on the aesthetic traditions of the sitar in Indian music, the nature of ragas, and the choices she has made in her acclaimed new album, Rise, which bridges tradition and contemporary music. Workshop complements performance by Anoushka Shankar on the Flynn MainStage, Friday, October 20 at 8 p.m.

MONOTYPE WORKSHOPS WITH MASTER PRINTER CAROL MACDONALD: October 20, 23, 24, November 10, 13, 14, December 8, 11, 12, January 18, 19, 22 and 23. 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Carol MacDonald’s Studio, Colchester. $70, one day, $135 two days, $195, three days. Info, 802-862-9037. Monthly workshops includes demonstration of different monoprinting techniques using an etching press and fully supported studio time to work on your own images. All materials included! No experience needed!

SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS: October 31 - November 28, Tuesday and Thursday, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Info, call Waterfront Diving Center 802-865-2771 or 800-283-7282. Results in an internationally recognized, lifetime certification. See a new beautiful world on your tropical vacation this winter.

photography ARTISTS/PHOTOGRAPHERS/ EDUCATORS: Affordable, individual, Photoshop instruction in a working artist’s studio. Work with Frog Hollow artist John Churchman, a highly skilled master Photoshop artist who will guide you in translating your artistic ideas while expanding your personal Photoshop mastery/archival print making. Flexible scheduling available. Please call 899-2200.

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-310-2614 or email lynnemartens@ msn.com. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 after 600 hours of rigorous instruction and testing by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-8639900 or visit www.pilatesspace. net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

psychotherapy MEN’S GROUP, WOMEN’S TRAUMA GROUP: Men’s, Tuesdays, 4:30-6 p.m. Woman’s group, Thursdays, 9:45-11:15 a.m. With Scott Earisman, MA, LCMHC, 1 Kennedy Drive, South Burlington. $75, covered by most insurances, sliding scale available. Info, 802-6589257. Men’s psychotherapy group treating depression, PTSD, anxiety, and recovery issues. Woman’s group for trauma survivors including related diagnoses.

reiki REIKI DA- LONG CLASSES: Reiki Level One, two classes, Saturday, November 4 and Saturday, December 16, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $175. Reiki Level Two, Saturday, December 2, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $195. Reiki Level Three, practitioners’ level, (ART), Saturday, November 18, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., $225. Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington. Info, 802-8781711, chris@risingsunhealing. com. Learn this powerful hands-on healing art with Reiki teacher Chris Hanna. Member Vermont Reiki Association. REIKI I: Info, call Alexis Houston, LMT, Reiki Master Teacher 802-3438486 or visit www.vermontcranial. com. Parents and children, Saturday, November 4, 9 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $75 for parents and children. Sweet Onion Inn, North on Rte. 100 just past junction of Rte. 100 and Rte. 125. Parents and children will learn about how energy works in the world around us and how to use gentle hands on healing together, in a fun, interactive way. Snacks and Reiki I certificates provided! Reiki I Class Sunday, November 5, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $85. Sweet Onion Inn. We will emphasize self-care skills for the practitioner, setting boundaries and meditiation exercises, Reiki I Certification provided. Reiki Community Clinic held from 2:30 pm to 4:30 pm, November 5th. All are welcome, by donation, proceeds go to the local school.

religion OPEN CIRCLE: October 21, November 18, December 16 and January 20. 5:30-8 p.m. Donation if able. Info, 802-899-1925 box 1 or visit http://www.geocities.com/ BUUCInc. The Burlington Unitarian Universalist Circle holds an open circle every 3rd Saturday of the month. This is a safe place for all Pagans. We are open to everyone.

theater ACTS OF KINDNESS AND MISSED OPPORTUNITIES: Open rehearsal with Vermont Playback Theatre Company! Saturday, November 4, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. 130 Church St., Burlington. $10. RSVP please! Info, 802-658-1244 or email vtplay back@hotmail.com. Come learn Playback, a unique form of Improv theatre that “plays back” real life stories told by audience members. Have there been moments in your life that you were kind to others or others were kind to you? This is an opportunity to see these moments reenacted for you, as well as for you to learn how to do Playback yourself. Through theatre games and Playback theatre, we will explore the theme: “Acts of Kindness/Missed Opportunities”. No acting experience is necessary, just the willingness to participate. HALLOWEEN IMPROV COMEDY WORKSHOP AT THE FLYNN! For grades 9 to adult, Tuesday, October 31, 7-9 p.m. Thomas DeFrantz & members of The Slippage Ensemble; $25. FlynnSpace at the Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org, 802-652-4548 ext 4, or www.flynncenter.org. What better way to spend Halloween than jumping in and out of multiple zany characters as you learn the tricks behind bold, improvised comedy! Stressing physical approaches, sudden reversals, and freewheeling logic, Director Thomas DeFrantz and members of his visiting company help you get the big laughs rolling in this madcap workshop. PHYSICAL THEATER WORKSHOP AT THE FLYNN! For grades 9 to adult, Monday, October 30, 7-9:30 p.m. and Saturday, November 4, 13:30 p.m. $60. FlynnSpace at the Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, flynnarts@flynncenter.org, 802-6524548 ext. 4, or www.flynncenter. org. Learn how to stage the self in this two-part workshop with playwright, director, and MIT Theater Professor Thomas DeFrantz. Sessions focus on physical architecture, use of space, and the manipulation of tempo, flow, and vocal quality to generate compelling physical theater. Using each other as the raw material for theatrical exploration, participants create short works based on themes developed in the workshop.

weight loss HEALTHY WEIGHT-MANAGEMENT PROGRAMS: Offering individual and small group classes. Morning and evening sessions available. Info, call 658-6597 or visit www.healthylifestylesvt.com. Here you will find the compassionate support, structure and accountability that you have been seeking to help you develop, and remain committed to, a weight-management plan.

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well-being CHOCOLATE DELIGHTS: With Laura Brown. Monday, October 23, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $20. Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info, 802-865-HERB. The news is mounting about our favorite partner in sweet crime – chocolate! Once a guilty indulgence now turning out to actually be good for you!! Join with Laura in playing with your food. Together we’ll create luxurious truffle bath melts & scrumptious massage oil for your body, as well a Xocolatl liqueur (or for minors – chocolate syrup) & a wonderful chocolate confection for your taste buds.

wood BOWL TURNING: Saturday and Sunday, November 18 and 19, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Members $200, nonmembers $225, materials $30. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 9853648 or www.shelburneartcenter. org. Here’s a chance to learn how to turn a bowl from green material or refine skills you may already have. This will be a hands-on workshop and will cover areas including: material selection and preparation; lathe safety, operation, and chucking techniques; bowl gouge use and sharpening; bowl design considerations; and finishing and drying techniques. The workshop requires no previous experience and because it is limited to no more than four participants there will be plenty of individualized attention. COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: (Daytime classes, 1-4 p.m., Friday, October 27, Introduction to Basic Woodworking.) Introduction to Basic Woodworking, October 23, accelerated class, 5 weeks. Basic Woodworking II, November 15. Finishing Techniques, October 13 and November 2. Wooden pen turning, October 26. Bowl Turning, October 19, November 9. Router Class, November 20. The Art of Cutting Dovetail Joints, November 11. Sharpening Hand Tools, October 27 and November 25. 382 Hercules Drive, Colchester. Info, 802-6554201 or visit http://mysite.verizon.net/stevensturgis/cwss. DOVETAILS: Saturday & Sunday, November 11 & 12, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $225, nonmembers $250, materials $25. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org. We’ll try our hand at a number of dovetail variations—through dovetails, half blind, and sliding—discuss where each is best used, tricks for how to cut them, and ways to increase your accuracy with chisel and saw. There is no stronger joint for building drawers and cases, and the nearly limitless patterns of the interlocking dovetails can add interesting detail to your work.

A YOGA RETREAT FOR WOMEN: Yoga and pampering. Saturday, November 18, December 2 and 16, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $60. Living Yoga Studio, 35 King Street, Burlington. Info, call Lisa 802-324-7074, email lisalimoge@aol.com or visit www. lisalimoge.com. Kripalu method yoga, fabulous nutritious lunch, massage, hot steam clothes, chunky salt exfoliation, deeply relaxing and rejuvenating. BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 4825547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $60 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Beginner, Flow, Iyengar style, Kid’s, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Mid-life, Naam, Prenatal, Restorative. There is a powerful cumulative effect achieved by practicing postures in varied sequences. STHIRA SUKHAM ASANAM Sthira= steady; Sukham=comfort; Asanam= posture. Asana is a steady comfortable posture. “True asana is that in which the thought of Brahma flows effortlessly through the mind.” BKS Iyengar. EVOLUTION YOGA: Ongoing, seven days a week. Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info, call 802-846-9642, visit http://www. evolutionvt.com or email info@ evolutionvt.com. Offering- Level I, Level II, Fundamentals, Prenatal, and Postnatal. $13 per class or October offer: 10 class card for $110 (regularly $120). Six week series offered for Baby Yoga (2 monthscrawling) and Yoga for a Healthy Back, preregistration required. Yoga teachers are extensively trained in a variety of yoga styles including Anusara, Vinyasa, Ashtanga and Iyengar and bring a deep and experienced understanding of yoga alignment principles and philosophy. JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: New Fall schedule. $10 class. 36 School Street, Johnson. Info, 802-6352733 or visit http://vermontstudiocenter.org/yoga.html. Johnson Yoga Studio offers classes in Anusara, Ashtanga, Iyengar, Kripalu, Hatha Flow and Sivananda yoga. 2nd Sunday of the month Iyengar Workshops: Yoga for Back Health, September 10, Yoga for Women’s Health, October 12, Restorative Yoga, November 12, Yoga for Skiers, December 10. Third Sunday of the month Anusara-Inspired: September 17, Ground yourself: Set your foundation and find freedom in standing poses; October 21, Open to Grace: Unwind your heart, open your shoulders, and get ready for backbending; November 19, Engage with strength: Draw into your core and lift with ease into arm balances;

YOGA OF TRANSFORMATION RETREAT IN JOHNSON: Inversions. Learn how to safely practice: Handstand, Shoulderstand, Headstand and forearm stand with Lori Flammer of Sattva Yoga on Tuesday, October 17, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $20. Restorative Yoga, Tuesday, October 24, 7-9 p.m. $15. Universal Flow Classes, Thursdays, 6-7:15 p.m. $60/6 week series. Classes are held at the Rose St. Co-op. Yoga of Transformation Retreat in Johnson, October 28-29, $135. Info, www. sattvayoga.net, 802-324-1737. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Prenatal, Kids and Senior Classes. Register for our six-week sessions. Intro to Ashtanga Yoga, October 16 - November 20, Mondays, 7:30 p.m. Intro to Kripalu Yoga, November 6 - December 11, Mondays, 7:30 p.m. Yoga for Kids and Toddlers, October 30 - December 4, Mondays, 9:30 a.m. Yoga for Skiers and Riders, November 2 - December 14, Thursdays, 7:30 p.m. Monthly Sunday Restorative Sessions, October 22, November 19. YVT 200-Hour Instructor Training begins October 20. Chace Mill, Burlington. $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River. Look for our new studio on Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building) opening November 1!

Grizzly Drum Sander G1079 dual 6” diameter drums; 16” max width; sep comveyor motor; very low use. $875 new, selling for $500. Moving. Call 802-372-9424.

Server Case - 4U New w/PSU, key access to drives, $75/OBO. 802-264-4878.

Baby Crib Storkcraft Rochester Stages crib. White. Purchased in 2005, barely used. Comes w/Sealy baby mattress. Paid over $300 new. Asking $150. Call 238-5666.

Hot Water Heater Reliance Electric 501, used 2 years, 56G. $100/OBO. 802-264-4878.

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Bath/ shower chair Cushioned commode style; excellent condition, for h/c accommodation or post surgery. Never used. Call 482-6632 or quarkvt@yahoo.com

1 Keith Urban tix 10/20 Mohegan Sun Section 8 Row A Seat 6 Section 16 Row C Seat 3 $97.05 each - my cost. (802)825-2531

BATHROOM VANITY Dark wood vanity. 36” wide x 21” deep x 30” high. Counter top w/17.25” diameter cutout incl. Clean, good condition. $35. 899-2305.

PET GATE - SUBARU OUTBACK Wagon. Complete w/gate and fasteners. Bought w/2003 Outback, but fits newer years too. Good condition. $50. 802-233-1721. Queen-Size Platform Bed Good condition, incls. mattress and storage drawers underneath. May be seen in Burlington. $135. Bob 802-899-5426. Sears Car Topper X-large, locking, like new, fits van or wagon, comes w/old-style rain gutter racks. $75/OBO. 802-864-7740. SUN LAMP - HappyLite Like new/barely used. Full spectrum “sun” lamp. Simple design & setup. Beat the blues this winter. $50. Contact 660-2676. Tires and Rims for sale (4) 265 75 R16 Cooper Discoverer M+S tires on American Racing rims. Came off 1/2 ton Chevy truck 8000 miles on each...$650. 802-888-4575. Toyota Tacoma Bed Cap Excellent condition pickup truck bed cap. Please call for details. 802-651-3474. Walk behind snow thrower Snow thrower bought in Nov. ‘04 Ariens. 8.5 horsepower electric start, 26-inch snow clearing width, used less than 25 hrs! Asking $950 obo call 802-338-5511. Whirlpool electric stove Almond. Very good condition. Best offer. 802-879-3226.

Clothing/ Jewelry LOVE TO SHOP? ME TOO! I’m making room for more. Shoes/ clothes/accessories in excellent condition. Brand names include Dansko, Naot, Simple, Banana Republic, J.Crew, Gap, Kiko. Range of sizes. Stefanie, 476-8767.

Electronics Antiques/ Collectibles 1964 Chevy Biscayne Great condition, 3-speed. Never seen a winter, very dependable,a must see! Must sell before winter. $4800 Call 802-233-2467. Antique Oak Sideboard with beautiful carved wood and beveled miror. 48”W, 24”D, 77”H. $700 Call 802-863-6516. Antique, white, wicker chair. Pink upholstery. $65. 862-1642. Vintage Rapido Kid’s Bike! Vintage Rapido kids bike. Tires need air, otherwise good to go. $20/OBO. quelnick@yahoo.com. Vintage UniVega Girl’s Bike Small marks on seat, otherwise great condition. $50 or interesting trade. quelnick@yahoo.com.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts G.E. ELECTRIC COOKTOP Almondcolored. 21.25 x 30.25” (fits 19.5” x 28.5” countertop opening). Spotless, like new. $75. 802-899-2305

CD-Rom Drives 2 drives: 1) 52X 2) CD-R/RW, $10 for both. Call 802-264-4878. Computer Cases ATA style w/ PSU, 2 cases, $20 for both. Call 802-264-4878. DELL Laptop Equiped w/Windows XP and wireless card. Asking $400/ OBO. Call Krissy, 802-309-2140. Dell Laptop Latitude D600, 1.6ghz, 60gb HD, 1gb RAM, Windows XP Pro, MS Office, pro wireless card, very good condition, $400. Please call, 355-4065. G4 I-Mac, 15” G4 I-Mac 17”, Panther, 700MHz, 640 MB, 40 GB, CDRW, Appleworks 6.2. $300., Call Amanda. HIGH-GAIN TV ANTENNA Dualboom, 12’ long, high-gain VHF/ UHF/FM antenna. Rotor and 10’ mast incl. All in very good condition. $50. 802-899-2305. High Def Multimedia Monitor 34’ Princeton High Definition, multimedia monitor/TV, $950. cgandley@hotmail.com. Kenwood Receiver Kenwood VR-705 Stereo/Receiver. Works great, has optical/digital/rca input. $150 Call 802-922-0953 Onyko speakers Fusion S-60 Large floorstanding speakers 4way w/12” woofer. Oak finish in OK condition play great. First $50/ OBO. Contact Milo 802-229-1047 or jihley@adelphia.net.

ADULT VIDEOS From vivid videos. Four for just $1.00 with your major credit card. Conditions apply, call now - 1-800-669-0967 x101 (AAN CAN) Dancer, solid gold exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full-time money with parttime hours. No experience necessary. 802-862-1377. Dancers wanted: Lollipop entertainment. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, any event or function. Girls and guys gone wild. Best prices. New talent welcome. $500 bonus. 802-661-0122. Healing Touch Massage Swedish, deep tissue and sports massage. Available at your location. Treat yourself. Great stress reliever. 802-661-0081. Masseuses wanted. Must have experience. TAKE BACK AMERICA! Drive the message home. Bumper stickers work! GOP = Greedy Old Politicians; AVOID PROPAGANDA DELETE FOX; BRING BACK DEMOCRACY - OUTLAW ELECTRONIC VOTING. http://www.advancedbum perstickers.com. (AAN CAN)

Free Stuff Free Candle Drawing Enter my free weekly Gourmet Candle Drawing: www.ascentedflame.com/ freecandle.html. Check out my soy/veg gourmet candles, fundraising possibilities and business opportunities at www.ascented flame.com. FREE INFORMATION! How to purchase 100’s of prescription medications at discounts up to 75%. Wellbutrin, Viagra, Soma, Celebrex, Phentermine etc. Call Canada Discount RX. 1-800-7341060. (AAN CAN)

Furniture pool Table 8” Billiards table, 1” slate, comes w/everything! Must see. Retail value $5200. Sell $1900. Bill, 802-893-7315. 100% natural rubber mattress. Wrapped in 100% organic wool. Allergy and chemical free. By Lifekind products. $1200/new. Never used. $900/OBO. 802-862-3061. antique press back chairs w/original leather. 4 chairs, $50/ each. 224-9102, must be picked up by 10/25. Antique inlaid coffee table. Folds to square or opens to rectangle shape. Beautiful design, must see to appreciate. $500. 224-9102, must be picked upt by 10/25. Audio/Video Custom Cabinet Size is 47”H/34 x ”W/19.5”D, it has 3 adj. and 2 fixed shelves. Solid cherry, holds 160 CDs, $399/OBO. Contact Milo, 802-229-1047 or jihley@adelphia.net.

Brand NEW from Home Depot Charmglow patio heater, $150. Hampton Bay Sydney dining set, 6 chairs, table, umbrella w/stand, $425. MUST SELL. Thomas 802-3185443, spammedout@gmail.com. Bunk Bed Loft style. Solid oak. Desk at one end, drawers at other end. Excellent condition. $700 new, asking $250. 802-598-8326. cherry Bedroom set Cherry bedroom set, all in box, lined drawers dovetailed construction. Headboard, footboard, mattress, box. dresser, chest, mirror, 2 nightstands. Cost $5000, Sell $1800. Beth, 802-893-3666. Cherry hutch Vermont made, mission style. Console style and hutch top. (2 pieces). 61lx20’dx74’t. Paid $1900, asking $1400. 224-9102. Pick up by 10/25. Coffee and End Table Maple coffee table. Brand new, $95. Maple end table. Never used, $50. Must sell. Beth, 589-0316. Dining room set Cherrywood dining room set. Table, chairs, hutch buffet, server, all still in box can split up. Must see. Only $2275. 802-893-7296. Dining room table 42” round, w/2 10” leaves, 4 matching chairs. $400/OBO. 802-985-2343. Filing cabinets Four drawer, vertical, letter and legal size avail. Good condition. $60/each. Call Andrea at 802-777-4300. Futon Solid wood futon w/ mattress. All in box never used. Can split up. Sell $345. 802-598-0316. Futon - Klik Klak Style Klik Klak futon, sand color, really cute, must see. Retails for $499. Still in box, never used. Sell only $255. Beth, 598-0316. Hot tub 2006, 32 hydrotherapy jets, 5hp, waterfall, ozonator, full warranty still in crate. Cost $6300, must sell $3900. 802-893-0666. Leather Chairs, pair, no arm rests, big seats & very comfortable. Pictures avail. Both for $399. 718-751-6170. maple side table 3 drawers, $40. 224-9102 must be picked up by 10/25. Mattress Set Mattress, box, frame. Brand new, never slept on. Cost $575. Sell $285. 802-893-7296. Memory Foam Mattress Set 8” Visco Memory Foam mattress, box frame. Never used still in box. Retails for $2000, sacrifice $650. Call Bill 893-3888. Moving: Must Sell! Petite computer desk, $30. Forest-green couch or mauve easy chair, $30 each, child’s desk, $15. Toddler bed, $25, 24” tube tv, $25. Toddler’s bikes/toys, free! Call 922-1589/660-2428. Murphy/hideaway bed Full size, attractive enclosure, outside dimensions 58x79x18 deep. $300/OBO. 879-3226. Oak Cabinets Top and bottom kitchen oak cabinets for $450/ OBO. Call 802-272-0393. Queen bed set Queen mattress, box and frame. Double-sided orthopedic pillowtop. All new, never used. Cost $800, sell $375. Call 802-734-0788.


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Sofa and Loveseat Modern eggplant-colored sofa and loveseat w/maple wood legs. Made by Lazy Boy company, less than a year old. $600. Call 802-355-7994. Solid Pecan Dresser Beautiful solid pecan dresser with two tall mirrors. Pictures available on request. $200 firm. Call 655-3393. solid, light wood dining table. $100/OBO, 3x6 + misc. chairs, desk, vanity w/mirror and bench, etc. 879-3226.

Pets Boxer puppies (4 females), 2 white $500, 2 fawn $600. Born 9/9/06. Call for info or pictures, 518-543-6336. Children’s AP Saddle Buenos Aires made. Beautiful leatherchocolate brown. 15”. regular/ narrow tree. Excellent condition for older saddle - tree/billets/flocking good condition. No tears/rips. Stirrups w/irons incl. $200. 802-598-8727. Collegiate AP Jr Saddle: Child’s “Prep” AP saddle. Deep, comfortable seat, suede padded flaps, concealed knee rolls. Chestnut brown. 16.5”. Regular tree. Great shape. No repairs needed. $550. 802-598-8727.

SMUGGS YOUTH SEASONS PASS Gift certificate for Smuggs 06/07 youth seasons pass, ages 13 - 18, asking $300. Fully transferrable. Current value is $380. 802-879-1146. TENT LL Bean 4-person dome tent w/rain-resistant fly. Excellent condition, used only once. See llbean.com for photo (ultra dome tent #4). Originally $180, asking $150/OBO. 233-8824. Vintage Rapido Kid’s Bike! Tires need air, otherwise good to go. $20/ OBO. quelnick@yahoo. com.

Want to Buy 75+ Gal Aquarium I am looking for 75+ gallon aquarium. I will come to your place, drain the tank, load it up and take it away! I’ll even lovingly net your fish and bring them to the local fish store. circ@sevendaysvt.com. Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966.

German Shepherd Puppies AKC registered, German working lines, parents both OFA registered. 9 weeks, first exam and vaccines, first heartguard and advantix included. 802-254-1099 Faye. hfdeboer@adelphia.net.

PetSafe Wireless Dog Fence No wires to bury. 15-90’ radius. Incls. boundary flags, manual, receiver collar. New condition, $200/OBO. Extra receiver collar, also new, $100/OBO. 518-563-8609. SUNBEAM-STEWART CLIPPER Heavy-duty, model 510 clipmaster. Excellent condition. $85. 802-899-2305.

Sports Equipment 2 Kayaks Otter & Otter sport. Asking $450 for both. Brand new, only used 3 times. Incls. paddles. Moving. Call 802-372-9424.

Childcare Friendly, active family of five, three children, 13, 11 and 5, seeking upbeat, family-oriented active person to help w/afterschool activities in exchange for housing. 802-310-3340 or 802-233-9777.

Danu Therapeutic Massage Autumn gives time for reflection. Restore your Inner Balance. Call Vicky, NCTMB for a calming or therapeutic massage. Located in the historic Woolen Mill, Winooski. (802)999-0610.http://danu. abmp.com. E.S. Massage Therapy Swedish, therapeutic, aromatherapy, deep tissue. CMT. 802-760-7845. Across from Ann Taylor window, 125 Bank Street, #2, Burlington. Feeling Stressed? Find solutions to muscle tension, joint pain, and more at Emerge Massage Studio. Located at the Woolen Mill, Winooski. Hanna Howard, CMT: 802-752-7013. www.emerge massage.com.

HEAL LONG-TERM ISSUES Heal long standing problems: physical, emotional, relationship, financial and other issues. Fred Cheyette, M.A. 802-479-1034. fredcheyette@earthlink.net Healing Touch Massage Swedish, deep tissue and sports massage. Available at your location. Treat yourself. Great stress reliever. 802-661-0081. Masseuses wanted. Must have experience.

Mental Detox Reduce stress & meditate like a Zen monk. Guaranteed results! First 30 minute session FREE. In Montpelier by appointment Tuesday and Thursday evenings. 802-498-5555 http:// satoristudio.net Metta Touch Are you stressedout or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Call today for an appointment, 862-2212. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor.

ELLIPTICAL Hardly used, elliptical only $75. Originally $500. Call 644-8442 for more info.

NordicTrack Elliptical CX995 MSRP $999, selling for $450. Power incline & resistence, silent magnetic resistance, workout fan, 20 built-in workouts, chest pulse sensor, iFIT compatible. Call 802-372-9424.

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Canoe Paddles 2 paddles, rarely used, wooden, excellent cond. $120/each when new. $60/each. 264-4878.

Men’s Hockey Skates Brand: Elite, type: leather, size: 9. Rarely used. $50. 264-4878.

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Hypnotherapy NATHALIE KELLY, CHt., Change habits (lose weight/ quit smoking), improve performance (sports/school/work), surgery/childbirth preparation. Reduce anxiety, stress, phobia, pain and more. 802-233-8064, www. NathalieKelly.com.

Bowflex Ultimate 2 Less than 1 year old, barely used. Includes lat tower, leg extension/leg curl, preacher curl, squat station. Paid $2500, asking $1800. Call Justin 244-7593.

Elliptical The Horizon Advantage E70 Elliptical. Like new, purchased less than 6 months ago for $1200. Quite drive, pivoting footpads, arm bar, fully digital. $400. 355-7994.

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Sitter needed in south end looking for consistent sitter for toddler in our home. 2-3 hours 34 mornings and evenings a month possibly including occasional late night. Refs. please. 399-7592.

Bowflex Motivator w/leg extension. Paid $1000, sell for $600. Ask for Jim, 338-0264.

Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Individuals and couples counseling. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.

Financial/Legal $700-$800,000 Free Cash Grants-2006!, Personal bills, School, Business/Housing. Approx. $49 billion unclaimed 2005! Listings 1-800-592-0362 Ext. 235. (AAN CAN)

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HANDSOME MALES NEED HOMES AKC Yellow Lab Puppies for sale. 2 males left. $350 w/1st shots/ vet checked. 8wks old. Highgate Springs. 868-3409.

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PENIS ENLARGEMENT FDA Approved medical vacuum pumps, Viagra, Testosterone, Cialis. Gain 1”-3” permanently. Free brochures. 619-294-7777, http://www.drjo elkaplan.com. (AAN CAN) Shamanism Mystic Ceremony “The Marys” ascended mystics guided by GrandMother Singing Wolf. Divinatory chanting and communion with the Divine Feminine Mysteries. Women only, monthly, email singingwolf@ wolvessingingheyokah.com

1998 Honda Accord EX Black, two-door w/sun roof and black leather interior. Runs great, 102 K, comes w/4 Hakkapeliitta snow tires. Bought new car, $6000/ OBO. Call 373-8770.

Home/Garden Fall Leaf Raking We will rake your leaves and bag them for an hourly fee, if you pay for the bags and, or onsite dump spot. Call Nicole 401-263-9058. fine interior painting Everything interior! Whole rooms, touch ups, furniture; minor wall repair; recaulking tubs, sinks, doors and windows. Call your local female painter, Lea Jae Girven, 802-999-9452. Need a roof? David Vaillancourt Construction performs installation, replacment, and repair of all roof types. Contact David at 802782-5995 or davidvaillancourt@ yahoo.com.

Moving/Hauling Drivers w/late model vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464.

Pet Dog Walker Burlington Area Worried Fido won’t get out enough this winter? Contact Paws For A Walk: $12 a walk, midday, Monday through Friday. paws4awalk@ yahoo.com.

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1998 Honda Civic Silver Civic DX, rebuilt body (damaged title) but in great condition. No rust. 110 K. All scheduled maintenance done. $3400/OBO. Call 802-249-9663.

Cars/Trucks $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax Repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, Trucks, SUV’s, Toyota’s, Honda’s, Chevy’s, more! For Listings Call 1-800-298-4150 ext.C107. (AAN CAN) 01 Honda Passport LX Excellent condition, 51K, Auto, 4WD, many xtras, must see. 02 Mitsub. Lancer OZ Rally Great condition. Still under warranty. PW, PD, AC, CD, 5-spped, rear deck spoiler. Nokia Radials plus Nokia Studded snows. $6800/ OBO. 253-9239 or 279-0815. 14 inch snow tires Hankook P205/75/R14, $150. ZOVAC HPW401. Used only from January to March in 2004. Two tires are studded. 585-738-1421. ipatric@ uvm.edu. 1964 Chevy Biscayne Great condition, 3-speed manual, never seen a winter, very dependable,$4800. A must see! Need to sell before winter Call 233-2467. 1990 Saab 900 Turbo 5-speed, 2-door, well maintained, Colorado car, solid body, runs great. High mile. Michelin winters. $950. 802-888-9460. 1990 Subaru Legacy Solid trans. and engine. Auto car starter, rusty, good for parts. $300/ OBO. 318-2414. 1992 Ford Explorer $1200 Runs well, but needs some work. Power locks/windows. Airbag. ABS. Moon roof. 163 K. Incls. cargo gate & Haynes book. Motivated, non-smoking sellers. $1200/OBO. 518-563-8609. 1992 Volvo 240 Wagon 165 K, auto, ABS. Reliable transportation, runs great! Asking $1500. Call 985-5440 after 6 p.m. 1993 Ford Crown Victoria Black LX, 76 K, good condition, AC, power windows/locks, cruise, winter tires incl, leather interior. Previous owner was my grandmother. Call Todd at 999-9387. 1993 Toyota Corolla 5-speed, PW, good condition. 147 K. Snow tires. $1650/OBO. 802-877-3822. 1995 Honda Passport Very reliable and well maintained. 193 K. Just inspected. Much recent work done. Good condition. $3600. Dave at 802-373-9337. 1995 jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo. $2500/OBo. nathaliecam eron@yahoo.com. 1995 Toyota Tercel Runs well, almost no rust, two sets of tires. Inspected until 10/07. I am moving. Asking $1300. Call Margaret 373-4674. 1996 Saab 900 SE Turbo 114 K, 5-speed, power everything, leather interior, sun/moon roof has all options! Car is in excellent running condition, perfect winter car, very reliable. Call 802-3247126. $3400/OBO. 1997 Ford Ranger $3000 Ford Ranger XLT. V6 4.0 liter, auto, 2WD. $3000/OBO, $1000 below Kelley Blue Book, plus free snow tires. Awesome deal, great truck. 303-817-8539.

1998 Jeep Cherokee Sport Red, 4-door, 4WD, 6 cyl, auto, PW, PL, AC, cruise control, tilt wheel, RR, looks good, runs well, 99 K. $5800/OBO. 802-863-6767. 1998 Mazda MPV Original owner. 95 K. Very good condition. Very good winter car for family. $5500/OBO. 802-877-3822. 1999 Chevy Venture Extended. Fully loaded. Runs perfectly. 94 K. Kelly Blue Books at $4815. Asking $4100. Call 802-253-8255 or leave message. S31Ender@gmail.com. 1999 Jeep Cherokee Sport 4-door, 4WD, auto, PW, PL, tow package, great condition, 94 K. $5600/OBO. Great winter truck. Call Mark at 802-652-3794. 1999 Jeep Cherokee Sport Black, one owner, 104 K, 5-speed, manual, great 4WD, 4-door, power: windows-locks-doors-mirrors, tow-package, AC, well-maintained. Clean, CarFax certified, photos avail. upon request. Email lanceaustin@gmail.com, phone 802-373-3958. 1999 Lexus GS 400 4-door, auto, navigation, heated leather seats, sun roof, fully loaded, very good condition, 77 K. $14,900. 802-598-5348. 1999 Nissan Pathfinder SE Red w/dark cloth interior, 71.8 K, auto, good condition, 4WD, great in snow, CD/tape player, AC, sun roof. $8K. Call Ellen at 598-3148 and leave message. 1999 Subaru Forester S No rust. Kelley “good”, 54 K, all scheduled maintenance, leather, good tires, also snows. $7600/ OBO. 802-496-7111, evenings. 1999 Subaru Legacy L $4800 Beautiful 5-speed wagon. Safe and dependable in winter. Sunroof, tinted windows, rack, Anniv Ed., 116k. Moving, must sell. 1999 Subuaru Legacy Wagon Green, 5-speed, sun roof, power windows, ABS brakes, radial and snow tires. 157 K. $2900. 425-3773. 1999 Volkswagen Cabrio Convertible. 90 K. Great condition, fine in winter. New tires. $5000. Call Liz at 498-4833. 2000 Chevrolet Silverado 2500 LS, 2WD. Extended cab pickup. Loaded w/all accessories, 6.0 liter, 4-speed, auto transmission, 43 K. Carfax certified. $14,900. Geoff, 802-863-4366. 2000 Ford Ranger Ext-Cab 4x4. Excellent condition. Drives and runs like new. $6700/OBO. 802-233-9545. 2000 MITSUBISHI MONTERO XLS Sport, 2nd owner, oil changes every 3K, 4X4, V6, auto, 146K highway miles, stainless exhuast, runs/ looks excellent. No longer needed, steal it. $4900.00/BO. Hard to find! 865-0510 2000 VW Jetta GLX VR6 Fully loaded, black leather interior, heat package, automatic V6. Power seats, mirrors, cruise control and tilt and slide moon roof. Bose high power sound system with 6disc CD changer and cassette. 106 K. Runs great. $8200/OBO. Call 434-4212.

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Jeep Grand Cherokee 4x4 Very low miles, power locks and doors, CD player, tinted glass, rear wiper and defrost, roof rack, alloy wheels, power driver’s seat, dual airbags. jeffsackman@gmail. com. 2005 Chevy Silverado Z-71 Crew Cab, 1500-series, 4WD, silver w/charcoal interior, mint, only 6100 miles, can sell or turn in lease, well under book at $24,500/OBO. 802-236-5516. 94 ford probe se runs/drives great. 5-speed, 139 K. Few problems. Driven daily/reliable. Florida car. Engine maintained. Open to trade (Honda crx?). $1200/ OBO. Email hfa.zulf@yahoo.com.

« on the road 2000Volkswagen Jetta $9000 GLS VR6, 4-door, rebuilt, 61,400 miles, FWD, auto, V6, 6-cyl., 2.8 liter engine, automatic brake system, power windows, power mirrors, power steering, power seats, cruise, AC, power locks, moon roof, AM/FM/cass, CD changer, dual airbags, blue, tan interior, excellent condition. $9000/firm. 802-879-9537 or 802-343-0978. 2001 SAAB 9-5 Aero Sedan Black ext., blk./gr. int., 2.3L Turbo, auto, AC, alarm, alloy wheels, AM/FM/cass/CD, leather, pwr W/L/S, remote door, sun roof, snows. 107 K. Very good cond. $8400/neg. 802-899-1387. 2002 Mazda Protege5 34 K, 5speed, like new car! 6 CD changer, AC, roof rack, alloy wheels, in perfect condition!! Has new tires and brakes. $11,800/OBO. 802-324-7126. 2002 Nissan Quest Minivan. Good condition, 45 K. Loaded, power memory drivers seat, video player, CD player, front/ rear AC. Clean interior. $9750. 802-860-7346. 2002 VW Passat GLS sedan, metallic blue/grey, 23 k, 4 cylinder, auto, clean car in showroom condition. $13,000. Call 802-878-0814. 2003 Cadillac Seville SLS 6 year-100 K mile warranty. Loaded, 38 K, crimson pearl, OnStar-telephone, heated lumbar, memory leather seats. Michelins, chrome rims. Ill health forces sale. $17,995. 802-863-1757. 2004 Saturn Vue AWD and 24 mph make this a great winter car. New Nokias, red, moon roof, AC, auto, 49 K, well below book at $13,000. Call Eric at 899-3427. 2004 VW Jetta - $12,995 Dark grey, automatic, 33,000 miles, manufacturer’s warranty until 50,000 miles, cd/tape player, radio, power windows/locks, set of 4 spare winter tires, clean title, Jay 802-363-5156.

97 Jeep Cherokee Sport 4WD One owner; 5 speed; 108K; Nokian tires; Yakima rack w bike/canoe/ski/snowboard attachments; trailer hitch; well maintained; $2300; 985-2429. 97 Nissan Sentra GXE 4 dr runs great, nice body, new studded Hakkas, perfect winter car! 38 MPG highway. 4 cyl. auto. Needs nothing! Must sell, $2800/OBO. (KBB is $3500). 518-572-7695. A parts car 1995 Ford Escort Wagon. Excellent tires. 175/70R13. Best offer. 802-879-3226. Amazing 90 Red VW Jetta 1990 red VW Jetta, sun roof, CD stereo, winter and summer tires, no rust. Runs great for its age and mileage. May need work. Asking $1200/OBO. Call 802-318-3377. Chevy Silverado 2500HD 2003 extended-cab LS. 44 K, auto, 4X4, V8, tow-package and extras. Great condition. Duraliner. No Vermont winters! $20,000. Call 802-598-8727. Dodge Caravan, 2000 118 K, brand new automatic transmission, w/four studded snow tires. $3000. 802-658-5689. Estate sale! bmw, 325 xi, 2001, AWD, sport wagon, all premium (w/auto). Tenacious grip, optimum traction, 37,300 miles. $21,700/OBRO, incl. 4 “new” winter. 802-863-4366. Clean title, carfaxed. Must sell! Ford F-150 yard truck, 4x4, 7’ Fisher plow, $1500. 434-4721. Hondas - They last forever 1992 Honda Accord EX, 162 K, sun roof, extra set of mounted snows, $2200/OBO. 1992 Honda Civic DX, 125 K, $2400. Both w/new “10” state inspection. 279-0098. Jeep Cherokee Classic 2000 6 cyl., auto, very good condition, well maintained. Trailer hitch. Great winter car. Asking $6200. 802-644-8297.

KIA SEPHIA Moving to Australia! 72K, auto, silver, inspected, well maintained, in good condition, runs great. In Burlington. $2800/ OBO. 802-656-0328 (wk) or 8658083 (AH). Mercedes-Benz 300TD Diesel 1982 awesome shape inside and out. Lots of recent maintenance work including new fuel lines for running biodiesel. 172,000 miles $4200 obo. Call 802-454-8360. NICE 4WD TRUCK! 2000 Nissan Frontier 4WD XE King Cab, V6, auto., 76 K, w/ cap. Very clean, everything works. AC, ABS, CD, power pkg., cruise, off-road pkg., alloy wheels, etc. $9K. 878-2281. Rims: size 195/65HR15 Great for your winter tires. They fit tire size 195/65HR15. 4 lug. I think they were originally on a Saab. $40 takes them all. 802-363-5156.

Motorcycles Honda XR100 Dirt Bike Runs great new rear tire 5spd 4 stroke engine looks new asking 650 obo please call 802-878-5704. Storage and restoration Motorcycle storage & restoration. Call ICCE for rates & information. 802-355-0562. 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, Vermont.

Recreation 1997 & 1998 Polaris Indy $3800 500 snowmobiles, excellent condition w/hand warmers, studded track, reverse and 3200 & 5200 miles. Enclosed 2-sled Clam-Shell trailer to haul them, perfection trailer! Package price for all 3 is $3800/OBO, $2400 for sleds and no trailer! Call Hank Gintof, 872-8881 ext.105.

SAAB 900 1991 white, 4-door. Has new brakes but could use work. High mileage yet very dependable. $1000/OBO. Contact: BuyMySAAB@gmail.com.

Volvo 240 GL Sedan CD player, moon roof, alloy wheels. Good car, needs some work. $500/OBO. Call 363-3999 or email Ruggedboy12@aol.com. Volvo V70 wagon, 1998/150 K, auto, ABS, airbag, AC, new battery, just had big tune-up done, main seal and brakes last year, very safe and reliable, asking $4300. Call 802-655-2721. VW Beetle 1973 This beetle has 61 K. Body is rusty, but engine looks in good shape; it turns, and can likely be fixed up. Car at least good for parts, or maybe more w/ work. 802-760-9521. VW Beetle 1973 63 K. $250/ OBO. Needs work. At very least, though, good for parts, particularly engine. 802-760-9521. VW Jetta 1995 VW Jetta. Black w/manual trans. 146 K. Good condition, needs some work and a little lovin’. Asking $1500. 802343-2033 ask for Abbey.

Gibson Les Paul Standard 2001 Tobacco burst finish over natural maple. 60s neck, BurstBucker Pro pickups with Alnico V magnets, metal Grover tuners. $1600 OBO. Justin 802-324-8935. Keyboards/Studio Equipment Crumar analog organ w/Leslie Simulator $200, Emu Emax sampling keyboard $350, Alesis sequencer $45, Sony A7 DAT Recorder $200, all OBO. 802-864-7740. Marshall 8240 Amp Valvestate amplifier, dual channel, stereo chorus, reverb, fx loop, footswitch, very good used condition - $350, 233-4748. Peavey Drum Set - $350 Includes base, snare, 3 toms, 2 cymbals/stands, throne. Good condition. 802-879-1146. Rolland V-drums Electronic drum set w/snare, bass, 3 toms, two cymbals, and hi hat triggers. Has TD-3 brain. Bought new recently for $1200. Selling for $940. Eric, 802-264-9802.

Rick Belford 864-7195, rickbelf@ verizon.net. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com. Music Lessons!!!!!! Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 17 years experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in South Burlington. 802-864-7740, ero@moomail.net.

Studio/ Rehearsal Cosmic Hill recording studio. Great equipment, great space, 496-3166 www.CosmicHill.com

Snare Drum RMV drums 14x5.5 Silver sparkle w/black hardware, Brazilian maple. Brand new. $275. Vantage Classical Guitar Perfect condition, good tone and action; incls. case. $275. 802-864-7740.

SUBARU impreza 1994/155 K, auto, great winter car w/AWD, airbags, new windshield, exhaust and catalytic converter, runs great and very reliable, got inspected 8/06. $1000. Call 802-655-2721. Truck for Sale 1999 Chevy Silverado Z71. Red, 3 door, 110 K. $8000/OBO. 878-9591 or 734-2461.

Fender Hot Rod Deluxe Amp, ltd. edition, brown tolex, Jensen C12, new cond. $595/OBO. 802-864-7740.

Yamaha Drums in great conditions w/Zildijian and Sabian cymbals. $900/OBO. Call 802-272-0393.

Bands/ Musicians Close to Nowhere is looking for a drummer. Practice two days a week, gigs booked, working on out-oftown show. Call Rich at 355-1606. Killer new music www.sonic bids.com/sleepercell. Check out the Sleeper Cell band. You’ll be glad you did. new band wanted formally of PRISM. Lead guitar, lead vocals. 658-6075, 999-1410, Frank.

For Sale Bass Amp Peavey combo 115. 200watt preamp out, 300watt poweramp in. Graffic EQ. 2 inputs. Perfect working condition. $300. Eric, 802-264-9802. Djembe for sale $140 Ivory Coast goat 13” playing area. 25” tall. Made in Ghana of Tweneboa tree trunk. Great condition, barely played. Call 802-399-9345 or email tothebeats@lycos.com.

Instruction Celtic Fiddle Instruction Complete beginners to experienced players. Learn the techniques of Celtic fiddle playing for performance or personal enjoyment. Reasonable rates. Years of experience. 802-759-2268, peter mac@gmavt.net. DRUM LESSONS Energetic, professional drummer seeks students of all abilities for drum lessons. About me: 27 yrs. old, 19 yrs. playing experience, Bachelor’s degree in Jazz/Commercial Music, extensive touring experience in US and Europe. A real working drummer offering a customized curriculum, competitive rates and real results! I’ll even come to you, so can learn on your own drums. Refs. avail. Contact steve@stevehadeka.com or call anytime 802-658-6205. Guitar Instruction Berklee graduate w/classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels.

Jake: Woof! I’m Jake. I am a 4-year-old neutered male Spaniel mix. I am calm, playful, affectionate, social, confident, attentive, gentle, and talkative (if I’m hungry). I came to HSCC because I was abandoned at a motel. My previous folks might not have been able to keep me but, they must have cared for me because they did teach me some cool things like ‘sit’, ‘lie down’, and ‘give paw’. They also seem to have taught me how to be an all-around nice dog. For instance, I really like the company of people and dogs and could live with another dog and possibly cats. I like to play with other dogs and with toys. It’s fun – even more so now that I’ve slimmed down a bit with regular exercise and a healthy diet at HSCC. I’m still a bit overweight so regular exercise is important for me… and you! I’d like to go to dog class to learn more things – you can check out the classes HSCC offers. I’m very food motivated and learn quickly. Since I was a stray, a home with kids 8 and up would be best for me. Are you the one to give me a permanent, loving, and fun home?! I’m ready! Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

Auditions/ Casting FEMALE MODELS 13 - 35 needed for fashion shoots and other projects. No experience needed but models must be attractive and in good shape. Compensation in pictures, experience and chance to work with several professional photographers. Call David Russell Photography, 373-1912 for interview, or Email dave@daverussell. org. Web - www.daverussell.org.

Call to Artists ARTISANS WANTED Artisans’ creations wanted for Waitsfield Decorative Arts/Antiques Gallery. Now accepting ironwork, sculpture, textiles, pottery & paintings on a consignment basis. Please contact Leanne, 496-9180. Red Square Needs Art! Artists needed to display at a very busy establishment on Church Street in Burlington. All mediums. Please contact Diane at creativeg enius es@adelphia.net.

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Creative Space Knit-To-Order Barpads! WWW. kendra.etsy.com is now offering knit-to-order custom barpads! Knitted barpads provide a wicked rad way to protect your bicycle’s frame. Vist www.kendra.etsy.com and order yours today! Prof. artist ISO studio space in Burlington. 800-1000 sq. ft. for multimedia works. Ref. avail. Will rent immed. Contact Joshua, 802-578-9852.

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The City of Burlington seeks proposals from insurance brokers to (1) analyze the City’s current insurance and risk management portfolio and provide a concise report to the City of Burlington with their findings. (2) Dependant on this review, the selected broker will be asked to obtain worker’s compensation coverage and risk management services for the City. RFP specifications will be available at the Human Resources Office, 131 Church Street, Burlington on Wednesday, October 18th. Deadline for responses is October 30th. The successful broker will be selected by November 1st. For further information, please contact Larry Kupferman, HR Director, at 865-7145.

Matthew Thorsen Photographs, paintings and collages. Full Tank Glass Gallery, Church Street, Burlington. Through August. Matthew Thorsen Photographs. Blue Star Cafe, Main Street, Winooski. Through October.

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legals PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Appeal #AO-06-04 of Century Partners, LP appealing the decision of the Administrative Officer to deny Certificate of Occupancy #CO-06-54 to use site modifications at 4 Market St. 2. Final plat application #SD-0687 of Gary & Diane Provost to subdivide a 2.68 acre lot developed with a single family dwelling into three (3) lots of 1.18 acres (lot #1), .90 acres (lot #2), and .60 acres (lot #3), 1925 Dorset St. 3. Final plat application #SD-0688 of O’Brien Meadowlands, LLC to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of adding 10,000 sq. ft. of mezzanine space for a total of 60,000 sq. ft. of gross floor area, 472 Meadowland Dr. 4. Preliminary plat application #SD-06-89 & final plat application #SD-06-90 of Michael Dugan to amend a previously approved plan for a planned unit development consisting of: 1) a four (4) unit multi-family dwelling, and 2) three (3) mixed use commercial building. The amendment consists of adding three (3) multi-family dwelling units to a commercial building, 401 Patchen Rd. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. October 18, 2006 REQUEST FOR PROPOSALS INSURANCE AND RISK MANAGEMENT REVIEW HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. SEPARATED BY ADOPTION?: Concerned United Birthparents, Inc. (CUB) announces local peer support group meeting in Burlington. CUB meetings offer a safe, confidential, and nurturing environment to explore personal experiences related to adoption, relinquishment, search and reunion (or rejection). For those of us who have felt isolated, it is a tremendous relief to communicate with others who understand our experience. 3rd Tuesday of the month 6-7 p.m. Unitarian Universalist Church on Pearl St., top of Church St., Burlington. Free. Contact Judy, region1dir@ cubirthparents.org, 800-822-2777 ext. 1, www.CUBirthparents.org. 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Small, ongoing, weekly support group to share stories about growing older. For men and women 60 and over. We have fun! Tuesdays, 4-5:30 p.m. Contact Barbara Kester at 657-3668. MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. RAINWATER CENTER FOR HIGHER AWARENESS: At the Euro Cafe, Main St. Burlington, for inspirational movies, discussions and meditations on the spiritual path however one defines it and speakers including various healing practices to life coaching to spiritual leaders. Develop a deeper connection to your inner spiritual and personal growth. Join us every other Tuesday, 7 p.m. for these free events. Call Alex at 802-233-0046, alex@ rainwatercenter.com or visit website www.rainwatercenter.com. LA LECHE LEAGUE: October 11, 9:30-11 a.m., Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. We are a breastfeeding support group, we hold free, monthly meetings with a warm and respectful atmosphere; babies and older siblings are always welcome. Come whether you are pregnant or adopting and want to learn about the process; you are experiencing challenges or you are having a great time and would like to meet other nursing mothers. Call for more information or for breastfeeding help, Laura 985-8228. Check our website for more information www.llli.org.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] SUPPORT GROUP FOR BOTH CHILDHOOD AND ADULT SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. Free, confidential. Beginning October 10. Call 864-0555. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@ handelgroup.com or call 917-8871276. SMART RECOVERY a cognitive behavioral “recovery” program directed at various forms of “addiction” which may be either behavioral or substance based. Meeting on WEDNESDAY, 6 p.m., 82 South Winooski Avenue (above the City Market), Burlington, Vt. For information call Bob at 425-4058 or email BobC2me@msn.com. Survivors of Suicide (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6:30–7:30 p.m. at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 152 Pearl St. Burlington. The meeting will be in the Susan B. Anthony Room, which is on the second floor at the back end of the building. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Cory Goud, M.A., PsychologistMaster, 802-223-4111. GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hot mail.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. First Methodist Church. Contact Valerie, 2338808. OVEREATERS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 863-2655 for more info.

DIVORCED MEN’S GROUP: Meet one Saturday night each month in greater Burlington area to play cards, order pizza and shoot the breeze. Drop in as you please. Call 879-0231. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802862-4516 or visit www.together. net/cvana. SUPPORT GROUP for Ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses. A group for people who have left or are thinking about leaving Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’re not alone. Angela, 598-2469. FIBROMYALGIA: Do you experience it? Would you like to be part of a support group? Contact: tobias25vt@yahoo.com or call 864-2613 box 423 to leave message. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 - 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257. FATIGUE AND CHRONIC FATIGUE: Share your experiences and information, learn about effective protocols. John, 802-343-8161. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-860-1417 x104 for information.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Al-Anon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802-472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily. com for more info. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-8561772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 4825319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278.

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« support groups CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/ HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 8616000 or anne@booksbyme.us.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together.net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Chris (F), 802-793-1774. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartvermont@ gmavt.net or go to: www.dragon heartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 8616000. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@al sanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119.

MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie P. at 233-8808. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free). FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. united Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Wednesdays 7-8 a.m. Turning Point Recovery, 61 Main St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 893-7752. BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. PROSTATE CANCER: The second Tuesday of the month, 5- 7p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-6391888. This “man-to-man” support group deals with disease. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area.

AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program. HEROIN 101: Educational and informational support group. Free. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. GMNC. 275 College St. Info, 860-3567. ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30 p.m. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m. Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m. DEMENTIA & ALZHEIMER’S disease support group for the caregivers: Barre, meets at Rowan Ct., 4th Wed. of month at 3 p.m. Montpelier, 338 River St., 2nd Wed. of month at 7 p.m. PARKINSON’S DISEASE: meets 1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr., Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail. by calling 863-3982 in advance. WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT group: UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 1st and 3rd Tuesday, 5-6:30 p.m. Info, 847-4848.

For Sale Jericho Farmhouse Classic Vt. farmhouse! 3-bedroom, 2-bath, den, living room w/soapstone stove, porch, wide pine flooring & lots of character! 3 acres for gardening & pets. $239,000. Linda St. Amour, Re/Max North Professionals, 802-434-2450. Attn: Investors, renters 4bedroom, new roof, windows, quiet, porches, 1 hour to Burlington. 1/2 mile to Lake Champlain, village home, must see, won’t last. $42,500. 518-585-2233, mom7473@yahoo.com. Bristol Home FSBO $264,000, great mountain & pond views, convenient location, 11+ acres, 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, large kitchen, large south-facing windows, perennial and vegetable gardens, Web: www.sover.net/~vim/House, 802-453-2076. Burlington South End, (Lake Forest), 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath town home, a block from the lake and bike path. Great upgrades. $274,900. More pictures at www.vpne.com/condo/ Call 598-9714/9713. Richmond farmhousE 3-4 bedroom & 1 updated bath on .55 acres w/front porch and picket fence, wide pine floors & wood beam ceilings. $239,000. Call 434-4478.

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For Rent $1000 2 BR CONDO, SO. BURL 2-bedroom condo avail. now. $1000/mo. Unfurnished. Incls. exterior maintenance, parking spot, W/D/DW. Utils. not incl. Grandview Drive, South Burlington. Joe, 617-733-6137. 1 BLOCK TO CHURCH STREET $700 - 1 bed, 1 bath with parking, includes hot water and garbage removal. On-site coin-operated laundry. Pets OK with landlord approval. Call Rob at (802) 318-0833 2 BEDROOM CONDO 2-bedroom, 1bath condo in spotless condition! First floor w/carport and storage unit! Avail. 11/01. 802-734-6396.

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Burlington downtown, 3 rooms, parking, laundry. $750/mo. incls. heat and hot water. No pets. 8786691 or 862-9335. BURLINGTON - Beautiful house, wonderful neighborhood. 97 Lakeview Ter. 2-3 bedrooms, full bath, living/dining rooms, kitchen, hdwd, basement, W/D, D/W, gas heat/stove, large enclosed front porch, large backyard w/veg garden, off-street parking, garage, amazing lake and mountain views, NS, pets neg. $1800/mo. + utils. Trash/snow removal/water incl. 802-658-2364. Burlington - 2 Bdrm Apt. Large 2-bedroom apt. fully furnished. Looking for 6-month lease. Going to Florida! Very bright and clean. Top floor of duplex. No pets. $675/mo. 802-304-1971. BURLINGTON - RIVERWATCH Riverwatch condo, 2-bedroom, 1-bath. Pool, parking, $950/mo. Free heat and water, W/D hookup, near FAHC hospital. Avail. 12/01. 802-872-8189. Burlington 1 Bdrm, Nov 1 238 North Street. Quaint 1-bedroom, D/R, full bath, carpet/vinyl, private deck, large yard, off-street parking, hot water. 2nd floor, N/S. 11/01. 879-9944. $800/mo. Burlington 1 BR $700 Nice space, big yard, great location on Scarff Ave in South End. $700/mo. Off-street parking. Pets neg. Call Chris at 802-578-1922. Burlington house 3-bedroom, hdwd, wood stove, W/D, gas heat/ oven, off-street parking, small perennial garden, on quiet street. Avail. 11/01 or later. $1600. 802-264-3173. BURLINGTON LARGE 2 BDRM North St. & N. Winooski. 1st Fl. 2 large BRs, eat-in Kitchen, LR, front porch, parking, bus stop, walk downtown. $920/mo. + utils. Avail. now. 425-3551.

BURLINGTON: South End (Lake Forest), 2-beroom, 1.5-bath, town home, a block from the lake and bike path. Great upgrades. More pictures at www.vpne.com/condo/ Call 598-9714/9713. floor plan w/radiant floor heat. $1300/mo. Avail. 10/01-4/01. 802-879-1615 or cathunter101@ hotmail.com. Charlotte Lakefront, monthly, studio. Incredible sunset and views. Newly renovated. 20 minutes to Burlington. Comes w/everything. $925/mo. 802-425-4673. Charlotte House, 1-2 bedroom, hdwd, efficient kerosene heat, open floor plan. Private w/large yard and mtn. views. $1500/mo. + utils. 862-1148 ext. 102. Clean Burlington Apt Avail 11/01. Large 2BR apt w/living room, eat-in kitchen, backyard, back deck, W/D, new dishwasher/ windows/carpet, gas heat, walk to waterfront, downtown, bikepath. O/S parking. $1100/mo. 802-578-3499.

WINOOSKI: Brick, 2 unit, first floor, 2-bedroom, 928 sq. ft. Second and third floor 3-bedroom, 1535 sq. ft. Newly renovated. Each unit has own front and back decks. Can't find them in this condition and size at this price. $255,900. 802-860-1785.

Convenient with hardwood! 1-bedroom, 11/01, in quiet neighborhood on the S. side Burl., Offstreet parking, nice place. $550/ mo. incls. Utils. & Internet. Call Christian at 363-9303. Downtown Burlington 1-bedrooms starting @ $675/$750/mo. incl. heat. Winooski, 2-bedroom house $975/mo. + or brand-new 1-bedroom condos w/tile k&b & hdwd starting @$835/mo. +. No dogs. 1 year lease, sec. dep. Elize, 338-6830. Essex Beautiful farmhouse for rent. Flexible tenant, reduced rent. $800/mo. + utils. Call Nickie, 802-999-6232. Essex - Large 2 bdrm apt Very large 2-bedroom in quiet building in excellent condition. Close to shopping, rec path, amenities. $1100/mo. + utils. Ron at 8783303 x208.

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Burlington, Shelburne St Avail. 10/1. 1-bedroom. $725/ Call HomeShare Vermont mo. 1st floor. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802at (802) 863-5625 or visit 660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco. www.HomeShareVermont.org com/residence. BURLINGTON: 1BR/1BA $670/ mo. (incl. water & trash). Hdwd, porch, gas heat, near Battery Park & downtown. NS/dogs. Avail. 1 11/01. Contact 901-830-1713 2x2c-homeshare090606.indd or view, exCOLCHESTER Lake stphne@mail.com. ecutive 3+ bedroom, stunning Burlington: Private Spot condo w/beach rights, master suite,private 3rd level office. All Plattsburg Ave: 3-bedroom, 1bath, large front porch, new car- hdwd in kitchen, living, dining, plus garage, basement. Flexible peting, W/D hookups. Storage lease. 11/01. $1800/mo. neg. Daunder porch. No pets. Avail. now. $1095/mo. 802-846-9568. www. vid, 802-338-1307. HickokandBoardman.com. Colchester Large 3-bedroom, W/D hookups, D/W, big enBurlington: Prospect Pkwy closed porch, large yard. $1100/ Over 1,900 SF on beautifully landmo. Dep and first months req. scaped lot. 3 bedrooms, office, 2 baths, cathedral ceilings, 2 fire- 802-373-0276. places, skylights, patio. NS/pets Colchester 2-bedroom beauty, neg. 11/1-4/30 $1600/month. spacious, private entrance, park802-846-9568; www.Hickokand- ing. Dep. and lease. No pets. Boardman.com $900/mo. 802-658-4231. Cabin in Underhill still avail. Colchester Village - 1BR $650/ previous renters canceled. 2mo., incl. heat, hot water, Dish bedroom mountainside log cabin Network, rubbish removal, quiet/ camp in beautiful isolated locaprivate, deck, private entrance. tion with hiking and XC ski trails. NS/pets. Dep. 859-6205, 233-8988. Available Nov.-April. $750/mo. + Colchester: Malletts Bay 75 utilities. (802) 475-5216. acres of tranquility surround this Cambridge Village - 3 BDR 3-bedroom + office, 5-bath, furCharming, bright, wood floors, nished house. Lake frontage/acnew windows, propane heat, cess, W/D, deck, skylights, dogs new carpet in one bedroom, neg. NS. 9/15-6/15. $1600/mo. bay windows, gorgeous wood- 802-846-9568, www.hickokandwork, propane heat, fenced-in boardman.com. yard. $900/mo. + utils. + dep. + Colchester: Malletts Bay 2lease. enginuity@adelphia.net, bedroom house, beach access, 802-373-0893. large yard, W/D hook-ups, NS, pets Charlotte 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath considered. Just minutes to downhouse in idyllic country setting. town Burlington. $1100/mo.+ Lots of privacy, views. Sunny open utlilities & deposit. 658-6855

ille Companies, Inc., 802-6603481 x. 1021, www.nevilleco. com/residence. JEFFERSONVILLE VILLAGE Brand new 2 bedroom 1 bath house. Includes full walkout basement with washer and dryer hookups. 5 minutes to Smuggâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s $1075 per month includes most. Pets Negotiable. Call 644-6365 OR 793-1597. Jericho Remodeled, charming, 4-bedroom home. Large, landscaped, fenced, yard. Attached garage, shed, covered porch. Huge master suite. Disposal, D/W, W/D incl. $1875/mo. 802-363-6733. Jericho Spacious 3-bedroom apt. in beautifully restored historic home. Large kitchen, D/W, nice deck. Incl. yard, storage, W/D, water. NS/pets. Avail. 11/01. $1200/ mo. heat incl. 802-899-3727. Loomis Street 2-bedroom, 1bath, gas heat incl., pets OK. $875/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley 864-5200 ext. 229. Milton Avail. now, large 5-bedroom in country setting, hdwd floors, family room, garage. $1600/mo. Please call 658-3600. MILTON TWO-BEDROOM DUPLEX quiet dead-end street, close to schools, W/D hook-up. No pets, lease/dep. req. $750/mo. + utils. Avail. 10/16. 802-372-3074.

Milton: Vintage Colonial Privacy & charm: 4-bedroom, 3 bath home w/hdwd, 2497 sq.ft., in-ground pool (addl.) large yard, Pets OK. 10/15. $1450/mo. 802846-9568. www.HickokandBoard 9/28/06 3-4 8:12:42 bed- AMman.com. Essex Home for Rent room, 1-bath, large private, fenced Large 1-bedroom Monkton yard w/shed. New carpet/appliancapt. Close commute to Burlinges/furnace/paint. Finished baseton. $850/mo. Avail. 11/01. ment. Hookups. NS/pets. $1250/ 802-355-2621. mo. + utils. 802 238-1190. Richmond Victorian duplex/ Essex Jct: Amazing Space 3townhouse, 2-bedroom w/open bedroom + bonus rooms, 2.5-bath, study, large kitchen, hdwd in LR 2003 built master suite incls. 3/4 and DR. W/D, porches, back yard, bath, 1 of 2 W/Ds, huge walk-in. garage, quiet village location. 15 Avail. now. $1400/mo. 802-846mins. to Burlington. $1000/mo. 9568, www.HickokandBoardman. No pets. 802-373-1211. com. Richmond Apt. for Rent RichEssex Jct: Dutch Colonial mond- 2-bedroom apt. Convenient Fabulous kitchen: brand new aplocation, center of town. NS/pets. pliances, two sinks, pantry, is$875/mo. + sec. Utils. incl. Call land. 4-bedroom, 2000 sq. ft., 343-2102. 2.5-bath, vaulted ceilings. Dogs. S. BURL. - Treetop Condo Two NS. Avail. now. $1500/mo. 802846-9568, www.HickokandBoard- bedrooms, 1st floor, propane heat, carport, pool, tennis courts. man.com. No pets/smoking. Near shopping, Fantastic Lake House South airport, dining, schools, FAHC, Hero: Furnished house 30 mins. schools, colleges. $1075 per from Burlington. NS/pets. Private month - 802-434-3749 road. Adirondack views. 3-bedShelburne, Avail. Now, large 1room, 2.5-bath. $1400/mo. + utils. bedroom, 1st floor, parking, hookKate 802-862-0606 (evenings). ups, yard, heat incl. $875/mo. Grand Isle Elegant 3-bedroom, Please call 658-3600. 2-bath. Nice country setting. GaShelburne - Avail Now - 1 bed, rage. Sec. + ref. req. $1250/mo. 2nd floor, parking, laundry $750 802-848-3984. heat & hot water inc. Please call Hinesburg, Rt 116 Avail. 9/01. 658-3600. Extremely large 3-bedroom. $1145/mo. Heat & H/W included. 1st floor. Hdwd. Enclosed porch. Parking. Laundry. No dogs. Nevfor rent Âť


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Don’t miss out on this beautiful 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom, renovated Colonial on a quiet street in Essex Junction. Walking distance to the middle school, town pool and tennis courts. Hardwood & tile floors, large back yard, walkout basement. $331,000 call debra Brewbaker coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9516 www.hickokandBoardman.com

5-year old, well-built Colonial on 1.3 acre lot. Featuring 3 large bedrooms and 3 full baths. Kitchen offers plenty of storage, center island, and access to deck. Basement rec room. Backs up to 20 acres of common land, great for hiking, skiing, etc. $297,900 call Steve lipkin coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9575 www.HickokandBoardman.com

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Burlington

2 BR/1 BA condo in desirable location. Priced to sell quickly! Call today. $149,900

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South Burlington 2-bedroom apt. Gas heat and garage incl. W/D provided in basement. No pets. Refs. and good credit a must. $1000/mo. Call Paul at 802-879-3117. South Burlington 2-room apt. w/kitchenette + full bath, W/D, private entrance, renovated/ clean, in owner-occupied home. Gardens, woods, quiet neighborhood, near bus. NS/pets. $500/ mo. incl. utils. 862-4153. Starksboro Cozy 2-bedroom apt. Many upgrades, incl. new windows and paint. Plenty of parking. Coin-op W/D onsite. Large garden. Water, hot water, garbage and snow removal incl.

Contemporary home with a Victorian feel. 4 bedrooms, 2+ baths 2200+ sq. ft open floor plan, with formal dining room & huge living room. Stone hearth with wood stove inset. Large windows & covered porch with easterly views. Private 10 acre setting on a dead end road. $315,000

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This highly visible location on Route 2 offers one ground floor commercial rental and three apartments with two bedrooms and one with three-four bedrooms. Most with washer and dryer hookups. Well maintained property has updated plumbing and electrical systems. Newer vinyl siding and porches. Excellent village location with ample parking. Offered at $250,000

South Burlington 3-bedroom house, avail. 11/01. W/D, garage, fenced backyard, hdwd, fireplace, finished basement. Convenient location. $1400/mo. incls. garbage removal and water. 802-343-8557.

Spacious 3 bedroom hillside home with over 2600 sq. ft., open floor plan, great bonus spaces. New family room addition, with cathedral ceilings. Formal dining, kitchen with breakfast bar, slider to deck. Finished game/play room on lower level. Landscaped yard, perennials. $289,000

gracey Conroy realty 802-863-9100 www.graceyconroy.com

123 Acre +/- farm, large hay barn with working hay elevator, equipment sheds. Open acreage. Two-story, 5 bedrooms, office, kitchen, one full bath, wood/oil heat. Views of Crystal Lake. Minutes from village amenities. 10 min. to I-91.One hour to Jay Peak and Burke Mt. ski resorts, golf nearby. Ready to farm or great candidate for a Bed & Breakfast. Offered exclusively at $459,000

South Burlington South Burlington. Avail. now, 3-bedroom house, 3065 Williston Rd. Yard, garage, great location. $1400/ mo. +. Please call 802-658-3600.

monkton

Large, well maintained home with several lower level additional rooms for flexible use. Very nice in-ground pool.2 kitchens! 2 porches! Large open yard. A must see! Conveniently located just one mile from Exit 17. $268,500

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bristol

Victorian 2-BR townhouse condo conversion. HW floors, 9’ ceilings, character! $225,000. Also available: upstairs loft-style, renovated, huge open space, artist’s heaven! $199,900. Only 2 units left. Both VHFA qualified. Call the Condo Conversion experts or go to www.vermont123.com

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$820/mo. No dogs. Please call before 9 p.m., 802-453-3273. Sugarbush / Mad River Glen New studio apt. w/cathedral ceilings in Waitsfield, mins. from ski areas. Only 35/mi to Burlington and 20/mi to Waterbury. There are hiking/biking trails out the front and back doors w/streams on property. $600/mo. incls. utils. 802-999-1599. Sunny 1br for rent Sunny 1bedroom apt. on Cedar St., 3 blocks to downtown. Recently remodeled 1st floor unit. No off-street parking. Pets neg. $750/mo., avail. now. 802-598-1444 (cell). Apartment 60 Vergennes School St., quiet 2-bedroom incls. heat, water, off-street parking, w/d hookup, back yard, no dogs. $795.00 + $1000/mo. dep. Avail now. Call Shelly 655-1474. Waterbury Duplex First floor new 2-bedroom duplex. Sunny, country location yet minutes from Exit 10. 5 Star energy rating, all appliances included. $1350 per month plus utilities. Call 244-6111.

$289,000

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MARSHFIELD VILLAGE

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11 acres of open and cleared land go with this great family home. 3 BR, 2 BA with open floor plan, master suite on first floor, huge basement. 3+ car garage, carport, heated workshop! Room for all the toys.

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Westford Large farmhouse, Rt. 128, 3-4 bedroom, 2-bath, 1 w/ shower and jacuzzi, snow removal. NS/pets. Dep., 1st. $1500/mo. Jean, 802-229-1038. WESTFORD. 850 sq. ft. 1-bedroom apt. in private home. Quiet, secluded country. Private entrances, patio, Sat-TV, rubbish, heat, hotwater, vac, laundry. $575/mo. + 1/2 electric. Dep. $500. Refs., NS/pets. 879-1841. Williston 2-bedroom apartment in brand-new duplex. Great yard, privacy, plenty of parking. Microwave, W/D, D/D. Less than 1 mile to exit 12. Avail. 10/15. $1350/ mo. + utils. 860-558-8240. Williston Village 3-bedroom apt., $1200/mo. + heat. W/D, D/ W, parking. 802-238-8877. Williston: Brennan Woods Barrett Lane: 4-bedroom, 2.5 baths, master bedroom w/private bath, family room w/fireplace, 2 decks, 2200 SF. Nov 1-Aug 31. $2100/mo 802-846-9568. www. HickokandBoardman.com.

Williston: Quiet Living!! Immaculate 3-bedroom, 1 3/4 baths. 1672 sq. ft., .46 acres, large yard. Fireplace, deck, W/D, finished basement. Great location. Avail. now. $1600/mo. 802-846-9568. www.HickokandBoardman.com. Winooski 3-bedroom apt. 12 blocks from hospital. Quiet, side st. $1300/mo. utils. incl. 802862-1850. Avail. now. Winooski Townhouse style duplex. Large 2-bedroom apt. Heat and hot water incl. Full basement, garage, large yard. Avail. 11/01. $1100/mo. Tony, 233-2335. Winooski Very large 1-bedroom, 6 room apt., hdwd, W/D hook-up, gas heat, incls. electric, offstreet parking, fenced yard, pet friendly, N/S. $925/mo. Avail. 11/01. 654-7856. Winooski 3 & 4 bedrooms, gashot air heat, off-street parking. Lease, dep., application. $975/ mo. and $1075/mo. + utils. 6529099, anytime. Winooski Well maintained 2bedroom townhouse style apt. Parking, gas heat, W/D hookup,


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Location! Privacy! 13.5 acres w/ 360º views; Back door cross country skiing, VAST trail; pets/children’s haven; Gardeners delight; Nearby fishing, swimming, kayaking; Groceries 1.5 miles; Middlebury 8 min., Burlington 40 min. away; 28’x40’ Home with 3BA, 2 kitchens 27’x20’ Master BR/Bath. $475,000 Dusty Trail Realty 802-849-6605

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ATTENTION INVESTORS AND FIRST TIME BUYERS Solid Burlington bungalow just waiting for your personal touches. Lots of character, many updates and hardwood floors. Enjoy the private fenced in yard and to create a secret garden or grow veggies. Walk to downtown, UVM and the waterfront. ONLY $155,000!!! Call Katharine Pepper Champagne real Estate 802-985-9973 or email kpepper@andreachampagne.com

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19 Margaret St., Burlington. Charming 2 bedroom Cape built in 1934 has been in the same family for 35 years. Nestled in a quiet, south end neighborhood, this home offers lots of built-ins, a wood burning fireplace and a library addition built in 1988. Listed below the recently appraised value. $332,900

Historic Queen Anne Victorian with original woodwork, built-ins and fireplace. This 4 bedroom 2 bath house retains all of it original charm with the benefit of totally updated electrical and plumbing. Ideal for a home based business or a great family home. MLS# 2611247. $357500

Call June Quintin Lang Associates 802-846-7886 june.quintin@langrealestate.com

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D/W & disposal plus much more. $900/mo. + utils. No pets. Please call Sue at 863-8217 ext. 20.

Close to FAHC/UVM. NS/pets. Leave messge, call will be returned. 802-373-1360.

Winooski 3-bedroom, sunny, hdwd, three season porch, second porch opens to private backyard, basement, gas heat, hot water, $900/mo. Pets OK. 11/01. 802-434-8504.

Charlotte Amiable and wise person to share comfortable country home. Pond, garden, trails. NS/pets, please. $410/mo. + 1/3 utils. 425-3301 or 425-3355.

Winooski One Room Studio Heat/hot water incl. Parking, laundry in building, full bath w/tub/shower. Clean. NS/pets. $650/mo. 802-233-1150. Winooski, dogs negotiable quiet w/private porch entrance. Hdwd, eat in kitchen, livingroom, full tub shower, off-street parking. All new appliances, gas cook stove, natural gas heat, new energy efficiant heater. Trash, water, yard care & snow removal incl. $725/mo. Avail. 11/01. northernproperty@together.net, 802-233-1767.

Housemates 2-bedrm loft style S. Burl On lake. Tile kitchen & bath, hdwd, pedestal sink, fresh paint, beautiful furniture. Parking, laundry, D/W, yard. 26-35 female prof. preferred. 999-8681. Burlington 1-bedroom, close to hospital and downtown. $575/mo. Call 802-233-5549. Burlington Bedroom avail. in 2-bedroom, 2.5-bath condo on South Willard. Off-street parking, dining, fireplace, W/D. 3 blocks from Church St. and University. $595/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail. 12/01. 802-338-1597. Burlington Responsible roommate wanted for 2-bedroom apt. $460/mo. + 1/2 dep. Utils. incl.

Creative Types Wanted Now! Act now! This offer won’t last! Laid-back creative types wanted for funky downtown apt. Musicians, painters, writers, philosophers, freaks, etc. Room avail. 11/01 for just $395/mo. Utils. incl. 355-8689. Spacious room in Essex Jct. charming country farmhouse. Near IBM. New paint. Tidy individual, please. NS/dogs. $450/mo. + 1/4 heat, incl. elec./gas dryer. 802343-8073, leave message. Essex Jct. Cozy bedroom avail. in 3-bedroom townhouse. Quiet, safe, close to everything. Hdwd, W/D, D/W, avail. now. $450/mo. Females only please. 324-2621. Good Fun For You? Three groovy professionals-and-a-grad student looking for a responsible yet easy-going roommate to share house for the 1st of November! Nature/food/music/you? Contact Leah, 708-712-4267. Hinesburg Farmhouse, beautiful country location. Four male prof., clean, neat looking for housemate. DSL, W/D. $295/mo. small room, $379/mo., large room, + 1/5 utils. 802-578-2795. Huntington Home Looking for two peaceful, responsible, joyous people. Timber frame, river, garden, W/D, etc. $515/mo. incls. heat. 30 mins. to Burlington. 233-5621. MONTPELIER Seeking housemate to share small two-bedroom. Close to downtown. GLBTQ-friendly. I have a dog (sorry no room for

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additional pets). $275 + 1/2 util. Call 922-3985. Wanted in RooMmate Winooski 2-bedroom apt. in quiet Winooski neighborhood. Responsible, clean, and gay-friendly preferred. NS/dogs, cats OK. Parking for one car. Avail. now. 802-655-4403. South Burlington Roommate wanted to share 3-bedroom contemporary, large bedroom, sep. living room, bath and entrance. Laundry, lots of light. $575/mo. incls. all. 355-5520. South Burlington Clean, quiet, sunny, room for one person. Avail. 11/01. NS. Light kitchen privileges. New box spring/mattress. Parking. Prof. pref. Great location. $475/mo. + $200 dep. 802-862-2622, 802-860-2863. South Burlington Room in 3-bedroom, 2-bath house. Seeking prof., easy going housemate. Must be dog/cat lover. Yard, deck, laundry, cable, garden, parking. $525/mo. + utils. 802-318-7132. Sunny Montpelier 2BR Flat Hillside lot w/southeastern exposure. 2-bedroom, porches, livingsitting rooms. Parking/storage/ gardenspaces. Easy walk to all downtown. Share w/professional, cellist. $375/mo. w/heat. 2295067 or ccarlson@pwshift.com. Winooski Earn $12,300 a year for sharing a lovely home w/a charming 28 YO man w/mild Autism. Home is on the bus line, has room for storage & a garden, sorry, no pets! Ideal match would help him foster social connections and develop friendships. Share household chores & responsibilities. $450/mo. incls. all utils. Call Joanna Puga-Mello at 660-3672 for more information. Howard Community Services EOE.

jericho

This is the opportunity you have been waiting for! Are you tired of paying rent and would like to own? This solid duplex in the heart of Winooski has two bedrooms in each unit. New kitchen in one unit, new windows and much more! Come live in the New Winooski. MLS# 2609982, $195000

Way Under Appraisal! Imagine owning 3 rental buildings on 5 spacious acres! Property incl. 2 bdrm ranch, 2-unit apartment and a large barn. All are in good condition and are fully rented. The land is great for horses and it’s a short drive to Burlington! Only $299,900!

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Multi unit in Burlington

Great opportunity for owner-occupied investment, located at 115 North Avenue near downtown. One 2-bdrm unit and two 1-bdrm units. Motivated seller @ $275,000. MLS #2610358. Call linda i. letourneau redstone 802.658.7400 x17 or 343.2107 www.redstonevt.com

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Sublets/ Temporary

Office/ Commercial

1-3 bedroom apartment 3bedroom avail. 11/01 until June, will rent rooms separately or together. Large bedrooms, D/W, parking, downtown, heat incl., fresh paint, a great find, call for more info! 802-578-5241.

Burlington Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-8647999. www.mainstreetlanding. com.

Housing Wanted

Burlington 850 sq. ft. storefront/office, North St., fully networked w/phone system in place. Can do retail/office and or restaurant. Avail. now. $650/mo. +. 802-893-0000.

1BDR - OCT 28 - NOV 25 4th year med student w/4 week rotation @ UVM needs 1-bedroom close to Burlington/UVM medical center. Price range: $500-$1400. Needs: Furnished, Internet. Contact 616-308-0553. House Sitters Available Quiet, prof., NS, couple w/refs. relocating to Burlington would like to take care of your home this winter. Avail. October through April. 206-973-7039.

Services Bank FORECLOSURES! Homes from $10,000! 1-3 bedroom available! HUD, Repos, REO, etc. These homes must sell! For listings call 1-800-425-1620 ext. H107. (AAN CAN).

parking. Please call. 372-4567. Prof. artist ISO in Burlington. 800-1000 sq. ft. for multi media works. Ref. avail. Will rent immed. Contact Joshua, 802-578-9852. Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Call Ken at 865-3450.

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CHCB seeks a very special nurse to work with the most unique patients in Vermont. This registered nurse must be compassionate, dynamic & motivated to care for homeless adults & children. Registered Nurse candidates must possess:

Coaches must provide student athletes with opportunities for individual growth and development within a team sport, encourage growth in self-esteem and pride, and mandate self-discipline and good sportsmanship.

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Qualifications: A working knowledge of the sport, ability to communicate effectively with students, staff, and parents, and a willingness to commit to self and player improvement through participation in appropriate clinics and conditioning programs. Coaching and First Aid Certificates required. Experienced coaches preferred. Send cover letter, resume and references to address below.

suBstitute teacHers needed Seeking qualified substitute teachers for Williamstown Middle High School. Pay rate is $65 per day. Candidates will have a minimum of a high school diploma. Experience with young adults preferred. Send letter of interest and resume to address below.

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Part-time opportunity to integrate behavioral health services into primary care. Responsibilities include: psychotherapy, assessment, consultation to medical providers and brief behavioral health interventions. Requirements include: LICSW; interest in addiction counseling and knowledge of cognitive behavioral therapy.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] DEPUTY TECHNOLOGY DIRECTOR Democracy for America seeks a jack-of-all-trades technologist full-time in Burlington, VT. Candidates must be well versed in networks and databases, with experience in Windows Active Directory, RedHat Linux, MySQL and PHP.

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Wake up and Smell the Opportunities! Our company has the following Career Opportunities available in our Marketing Department:

AssOCiAte MArketing MAnAger Provide marketing analysis support, 3rd party data maintenance and product and promotional analysis. This role is part of an overall trade promotion system that includes members of Applied Insight, Finance, Sales and Marketing. The analyst will provide reports and make recommendations regarding campaign/promotion effectiveness to ensure that GMCR continually maximizes the use of those monies. Qualifications include: Bachelor’s degree in business, economics, marketing, statistics or mathematics with strong emphasis on quantitative methods; minimum 3 years in a business environment performing detailed, accurate and insightful analysis; 1 to 5 years of progressively responsible experience in Sales, Marketing, and/or Market Research and familiarity with IRI, Nielson or Scan data preferred; excellent attention to detail, accuracy, quality and strong organization skills; ability to manipulate and manage large amounts of data using BI tools such as Cognos, Micro strategy or Business Objects; strong problem-solving skills, both quantitative and qualitative; strong computer skills — Microsoft Excel, Query or SQL knowledge preferred.

MArketing MAnAgers: indirect Foodservice The goals of this position are to maximize the growth of GMCR’s business and optimize the consumer experience within foodservice. This marketing leadership role includes strategy development, business analysis, development and implementation of customer and consumer marketing programs, management of coffee and allied product lines, and merchandising strategy.

new Product & retail Brand Development The goals of this marketing leadership position are to maximize the growth of GMCR’s coffee business in two ways: (1) accelerating and optimizing new product development, and (2) expanding and enhancing the branded retail experience. This manager facilitates the company’s initiative development process and leads selected new category product development initiatives. This role also involves leading the development and subsequent management of a branded kiosk and café program in collaboration with other internal experts. Qualifications include: MBA or 4-year degree and equivalent experience; solid understanding of marketing strategy and tactics; prior experience with business-to-business marketing, retail merchandising, brand management, product line management, and/or foodservice sales; prior budget ownership and understanding of accounting principles; and advanced data management, query, and Microsoft Office Suite knowledge required. Green Mountain Coffee seeks to make the world a better place for present and future generations by operating in an environmentally and socially conscientious manner. Visit our company website to learn more about our company and see detailed job descriptions at: www.gmcr.com.

Forward resumes to: gMCr. Hr – recruitment 33 Coffee Lane, Waterbury, Vt 05676 Fax to: 802-882-4617 or email to: jobs@gmcr.com.

Lamoille County Mental Health Services has the following employment opportunities:

Community Rehabilitation and Treatment Program Recovery Day Service Supervisor: Full-time management position providing oversight of administrative and clinical aspects of the agency’s recovery day service. Involves program development and maintenance, supervision of staff and functioning within the CRT Program. Experience in training and supervising staff, program design and support to people with severe and persistent mental illness in their recovery. Master’s degree preferred. Bachelor’s degree required. Clubhouse Staff: Full-time position involving the oversight and treatment of consumers receiving recovery day services at the clubhouse and in the community. Responsibilities include case management and representative payee duties for assigned consumers as well as oversight of day-to-day activities. High school diploma or equivalent and one year experience working in a day treatment psychiatric disabilities program required. Associate’s degree in mental health or related field desired.

Children and Family Services — Keystone Behavioral Services Family Integration Therapist: Full-time position involves the coordination of services for children and adolescents who have or are at risk of developing emotional/ behavioral challenges, and their families. Services include parent education, family therapy, case management, home-school coordination and crisis intervention. Need to be able to work a flexible schedule based on the needs of individuals and families served. Master’s degree in psychology, social work or counseling with extensive training and experience in the development of behavioral modification planning and crisis intervention.

Developmental Services Community Integration Specialists: Recruiting part-time workers to support individuals with developmental disabilities on the job and in the community. A variety of hours are available including some weekend and evenings available. If you have a good sense of humor, are flexible, have an interest in community supports and employment and are interested in a flexible work schedule, we want to hear from you. High school diploma or equivalent, valid driver’s license and clean driving record required.

Shared Living Provider Developmental Services Program is seeking a dedicated, caring home in the Morrisville area for a 32-year-old gentleman with developmental disabilities. Hobbies include farming and mechanics. If you are interested in supporting this gentleman in the pursuit of his dreams and goals and in the flexibility that comes with being a home provider, contact Patti Mack at 888-5026.

Administration Administrative Support Substitutes: needed to provide administrative support on an as-needed basis. Must be comfortable with multi-line telephone system and able to work in a fast-paced environment. To apply for these positions please submit a letter of interest and resume to:

Human Resources Lamoille County Mental Health Services, Inc. 275 Brooklyn Street, Morrisville, VT 05661 GMCR offers a comprehensive total compensation and benefits package and free coffee to all of our full-time employees. EOE.

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BEHAVIORAL INTERVENTIONIST â&#x20AC;&#x201C; C.A.T Seeking a full-time BI to work on the Collaborative Achievement Team. This program is serving children in Franklin & Grand Isle Counties within the framework of a school system. Candidates must possess strong communication skills and work as a team member in supporting challenging children to achieve success in school. Candidates must hold a degree in the Human Services field and have experience working with children.

Quality Analyst Resolution, Inc., an e-commerce customer care and fulfillment services company, is seeking an individual to monitor and evaluate incoming calls and outgoing emails to ensure quality, customer service, and adherence to the policies and procedures of the organization. Provides feedback to assist in the creation of performance improvement goals and the development of training programs. Has knowledge of commonly used concepts, practices, and procedures within a call center environment. Strong communication and analytical skills required. Proven QA results in prior experience a plus. Works well under general supervision. Full benefits package. Please send cover letter/resume or fill out an application at:

PARENT EDUCATOR Seeking a Parent Educator to work as part of collaboration between The Department for Children and Families (formerly SRS) and NCSS Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Services. The ideal candidate will be knowledgeable about and experienced in family-centered support, early childhood development and parenting strategies for families who have experienced trauma, loss and significant, ongoing stress. Position provides direct service to children and families in home, agency and community-based settings including service coordination, assessment, advocacy and skills training. Applicant should possess a bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and related experience. Strong collaboration and communication skills, a valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license and reliable vehicle are a must. Hours vary and may include some evening hours BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST â&#x20AC;&#x201C; AUTISM/EARLY INTERVENTION Seeking individuals experienced in working with young children (birth-3 years) on the Autism Spectrum. Successful candidates will have formal education in early childhood development, experience working with young children and be family centered. BA preferred. Education and experience in autism, the floor time approach, RDI, DTL, and/or ABA preferred. This position is part-time though has potential to grow to full-time for the right person.

Resolution, Inc., 19 Gregory Drive, South Burlington, VT 05403 jobs@resodirect.com No phone calls, please.

RESIDENTIAL SUPPORT WORKER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; FULL-TIME AWAKE OVERNIGHT Progressive mental health program is seeking an energetic, team-oriented individual to work as a fullptime, awake overnight staff in a therapeutic residential program. Responsibilities include providing support to adults with severe and persistent mental illness, assisting in problem-solving issues that arise, developing and maintaining relationships with other individuals and agencies in a community setting. This is an excellent opportunity for psychology, social work or human service students to gain experience working in the mental health field. Applicants should have good communication skills, be able to work as part of a team, be able to make decisions, have a valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license in good standing. Minimal computer skills required. Competitive wages. Excellent benefits.

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CONTRACTED SUPPORT PERSON St. Albans area senior citizen with developmental disabilities and dementia needs assistance accessing her community and the Senior Center. She enjoys visiting, playing BINGO, bowling and going to senior meal sites. Up to 30 hours per week available. Support person will be a member of a support team and training will be provided. Please call Louise at 524-6555 ext., 622.

Are you looking for a fun and exciting place to work this winter? We will be hiring for a variety of great jobs both indoors and out. Stowe has flexible hours and great recreational benefits! Check out Stowe.com for a current listing of our opportunities. Join us at Stoweâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mansfield Base Lodge on the Mountain Road:                                                                SATURDAY, OCTOBER 21ST 10 AM- 2 PM SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH 10 AM- 2 PM

HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. E.O.E. Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.

Managers from all hiring departments will be conducting interviews. Please come prepared to complete an application and bring at least two written work references (or contact information). For more information, call (802) 253-3541 or visit us on the web at: http://www.stowe.com/info

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“JOB OPPORTUNITIES” ACCESS Clinician: to join dynamic team providing on-call crisis intervention, & a variety of clinical modalities of clinical work w/ children & families.No overnight or weekend shifts. Experience in crisis intervention, conflict resolution & behavior management required.Ability & desire to collaborate w/ multiple resources a must.Master’s degree required.FT w/ benefits. Emergency Team Clinician (PT): Seeking a Master’s level mental health clinician to provide phone and face-to-face crisis intervention, primarily office-based.Requires excellent assessment skills, sound clinical judgment, a strong team orientation, and the ability to remain calm in stressful situations. Prior crisis intervention experience and clinical work with populations with major mental illness strongly desired. Excellent orientation, supervision and support provided. 31 hours (Mon.,Tues. & Wed. days), additional substitute hours may be available for weekends, vacation coverage, etc. Must live within 30 minutes of Middlebury. Eligible for benefits.

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SENIOR ASSOCIATE Vermont League of Cities and Towns The VLCT Municipal Assistance Center (MAC) seeks a Senior Associate to play a key role in MAC’s education and consulting programs. This position requires broad knowledge of the principles and practices of local government. The Senior Associate will provide comprehensive information and advice in response to inquiries lodged with the municipal inquiry service and will deliver educational workshops to local officials across the state. This position will also consult with local governments on matters relating to employee relations, organizational development, financial management, and land use planning and administration. The successful candidate will likely have a Bachelor’s degree in an appropriate discipline, though an advanced degree is desirable. Municipal experience as an elected or appointed official strongly desired. For a complete job description, visit www.vlct.org under Marketplace. To apply please email cover letter, resume and list of three references to:

jobsearch@vlct.org with Senior Associate as subject by October 30th. Salary DOQ with excellent benefits package. EOE

Toapply to any of the“Job Opportunities”listed above you may choose to contact us by: • Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 • In person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC office: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street, Middlebury, VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751, ext. 425.

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Seasonal Human Resources Clerk Assist with the employment process, employee events, benefits administration and special projects. Must have the ability to work independently, a great attention to detail and a high level of discretion.

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Peer Services Coordinator FOR-VT is Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s statewide advocacy and education organization promoting the power of recovery from addictions to improve the quality of life and health for Vermonters.

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Peer Services Coordinator will work with communities to expand recovery support services for youth, family members and people with co-occurring substance abuse and mental health issues. This exciting new position requires strong communication, presentation and organizational skills, flexibility, and an understanding of addiction treatment and recovery issues. Persons with recovery experience encouraged to apply. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s level education and previous substance abuse work experience preferred. Statewide travel and evening work required. Deadline for applications: November 1, 2006.

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DEPUTY COMMISSIONER OF EDUCATION Department of Education The Department of Education (DOE) is searching for a Deputy Commissioner to work with its Commissioner and Leadership Team. Candidates should have a history of leadership in education in Vermont and should be prepared to take on a diverse array of challenges. Primary Responsibilities: â&#x20AC;˘ Working with DOE Directors to lead and manage the education program divisions of the department â&#x20AC;˘ Coordinating DOE services provided to school district leaders â&#x20AC;˘ Assisting the Commissioner in representing the department at the local, state and federal levels â&#x20AC;˘ Working with the Commissioner and the State Board of Education to develop and implement education policy. Qualifications: â&#x20AC;˘ Demonstrated dedication to helping all students to learn and be successful â&#x20AC;˘ A minimum of five years experience in educational leadership. Interested individuals who are currently under contract until 07/01/07 are encouraged to apply. The Commissioner is willing to wait until that time for the right person. Salary will be negotiable. This position will be open until filled. If you need further information or you want to apply, please contact Betty Frederick at 802-828-0584 or email at bettyfrederick@education.state.vt.us. Send resumes to 120 State Street, Montpelier, VT 05620-2501, Attention: Betty Frederick. The State of Vermont offers and excellent total compensation package. The State of diverse cultural Employer. backgrounds are encouraged. Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Applications from women, individuals with disabilities, veterans and people from diverse cultural backgrounds are encouraged to apply.

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PROJECT MANAGER 5+ years experience in commercial and industrial HVAC Project Management. Candidate should have strong organizational skills and ability to maintain professional relationships with our clients. Performance-based incentive bonuses available.

GENERAL OFFICE CLERK Looking for a team player to answer phones, data entry and perform general office duties 30-40 hours/flex time. We offer full benefits & 401k package to all full-time employees E.O.E., all inquiries will be kept confidential. Please send resume to:

75 Ethan Allen Dr., Ste. 301 So. Burlington, VT 05403 Fax: 802-864-3066 Email: info@masvt.com No phone calls, please.

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Be right in the heart of the action as you schedule, plan, implement, execute and review intramurals and athletic activities in Champlainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new IDX Student Life Center. Responsible for the supervision of student employment in gymnasium office. Must be able to work a flexible schedule, including irregular hours and weekend work. A high level of organizational and communication skills, combined with being a self-starter, are essential. Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree with 1-3 years experience in coordinating intramurals and supervisory experience. MS Word knowledge required. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and experience with MS Excel and Outlook preferred. Send cover letter, resume and references by October 25 to:

human resources, champlain college Po Box 670, Burlington, vt 05402-0670 email: hr@champlain.edu or fax to: 802-860-2713. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

RETAIL SALES CAREER OPPORTUNITY South Burlington/Burlington, VT

ASSISTANT STORE MANAGER In addition to being the lead salesperson on the retail floor, this position is responsible to assist in the management of all aspects of retail sales operations including operations management of in-store customer service, sales, installations/repair services, merchandising and POS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; inventory and cash handling. Requires a strong focus on customer satisfaction and service. Candidates will have an Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree or combination of 3 years education/ experience, plus a minimum of 6 months of retail experience. Supervisory or leadership experience preferred. Wireless experience a plus. Please send resume with cover letter to:

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Behavioral Support Worker

www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Support students with behavioral and academic needs through tutoring, mentoring and behavior management in a supportive environment. Must be a flexible team player with 2 years experience or related degree.

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MAINTENANCE SUPERINTENDENT — HIGHGATE APARTMENTS Maloney Properties, Inc. is seeking a full-time maintenance Superintendent at Highgate Apartments in Barre, VT — a multifamily apartment complex consisting of 120 units. The successful candidate will have experience with building and maintenance systems, plumbing, carpentry, preventive maintenance, experience overseeing vendors and contractors and have some prior supervisory experience. Great customer service skills, a driver’s license, automobile, and the ability to participate in snow removal and emergency call coverage are required. We offer competitive salary and benefits - 401(k) plan, medical insurance, life and long-term disability benefits, paid sick time, paid company holidays, and paid vacation. Please send resume and cover letter to: MPI, Highgate Management Office 73 Highgate Drive, #121, Barre, VT 05641 ATT: SS Fax: 802-477-1135 • Email: careers@maloneyproperties.com

H&B Recordings Direct is based in Vermont and markets music recordings nationally and around the world. H&B is seeking to fill the following positions:

MUSIC MARKETING MANAGER This individual will be responsible for selecting CDs and DVD videos to feature in our various marketing medium, including the H&B website, eNewsletters and direct mail. Applicants should have completed some post-secondary classes in music history, or possess an equivalent knowledge of music history. Yearly salary is $31,000 - $33,000.

CUSTOMER SERVICE Seeking someone full-time with an extensive knowledge of classical music to fill a position in Customer Service. In this position you would be corresponding with customers via email or speaking with them on the phone and assisting them in finding the music recordings that they are looking for. Writing, typing and telephone skills are very important. Pays $12-$13/hour. Send resume to:

paul@hbdirect.com

has an opening for a

Graphic Artist The ideal candidate will... • be trained in and have experience with Photoshop, Quark, InDesign, Illustrator, Word and Excel • have some website experience • have excellent oral/written communication skills • have talent & experience with visual presentation • be able to collaborate & manage multiple projects • have experience coordinating print jobs & mailings

Fab-Tech, Inc., with facilities located in Colchester and Winooski, Vermont, manufactures PermaShield Pipe (PSP®) – the world-leading product for transporting corrosive exhaust fumes in industrial manufacturing applications.

Hunger Mountain Coop is more than just a natural food store. We are a cornerstone in the community, promoting healthy eating and environmental responsibility while supporting the local economy and community. This is an excellent opportunity to be part of a great team in a thriving community-owned market and café with over 4000 members.

PART-TIME RECEPTIONIST We are seeking a part-time Receptionist to answer phones, greet visitors, process incoming/outgoing mail and juggle multiple administrative projects. Prior experience in a fast-paced office environment is required. Ideal candidate will have professional appearance and demeanor, polished communication skills, business writing skills and strong computer knowledge to include Microsoft Word, Excel and Outlook. 25-30 hours per week.

Salary will be commensurate with qualifications and experience. This position is part-time, two days a week. Applicant should apply by submitting a cover letter, resume and names/telephone numbers of three workrelated references to:

dang@hungermountain.com. 623 Stone Cutters Way, Montpelier • 802-223-8000

Send cover letter, resume and salary requirements to:

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FAB-TECH, INC. 480 HERCULES DRIVE COLCHESTER, VT 05446 FAX: 802-655-8804 EMAIL: HR@FABTECHINC.COM VISIT US ONLINE AT WWW.FABTECHINC.COM

Bringing Vermont Children, Families & Communities Together

NFI is an expanding, statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families seeking energetic, committed, professional team members for the following positions:

POSITIVELY IMPACTING YOUTH EVERY DAY Are you interested in: Earning more than a competitive wage? Having the opportunity to work a flexible schedule? Working creatively and independently in the community? Gaining experience in the adolescent mental health field? If you said YES to these questions, then we want to talk to you! Community Based Services has immediate openings for caring, committed individuals to join our dynamic team on both a full-time or “as needed” basis. Responsibilities include: • Individual and therapeutic group activities with youth in their homes and in the community • Active participation as a member of youth-centered treatment teams • Supporting young people to be safe, respectful and responsible members of their communities Must haves: • The ability to communicate clearly and establish fair/reasonable limits • The willingness to have fun • The commitment to work as a team If this sounds like you, please submit your cover letter and resume to: Full-time positions with benefits MichelleBoyle@nafi.com • FAX 802-658-0126 or mail to: CBS Program, NFI Vermont, 30 Airport Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403. EOE. WWW.NAFI.COM

Web Content Producer Vermont Public Radio is searching for a bright, highly motivated Web developer who will contribute immediately to the design and production of ongoing interactive projects and expand VPR’s online presence through content development, feature sections and timely postings. As the one person dedicated to the Web at VPR, you’ll lead our content effort and work with a team of creative people bringing radio that matters to our listeners on the Web. If you’re a highly organized, creative individual who is a content leader with demonstrated skills in information and graphic design — we’re interested in hearing from you. Minimum 4 years of experience required including HTML and JavaScript. Review of resumes will begin immediately — so don’t wait!

For more information check out our website at: VPR.net. Please email your resume and 3 best published samples to: careers@vpr.net.


50B | october 18-25, 2006 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

FULL-TIME DRIVER

DAYCARE VAN AIDE

In need of a full-time driver to drive our vans. You must have a valid/clear driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license. Job requires an individual who is caring, sensitive and can transport individuals who have specialized mobility needs. $8.50/hr. w/benefits for full-time. SSTA is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Applicants may call or apply in person to:

SSTA has a full-time position available for a person to assist with transportation of children. Applicant must have a valid and clear driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license. It is imperative that you enjoy being with children and are understanding of their needs. Position is 40hrs/week at $8.50/hr. w/ benefits. SSTA is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Applicants can call or apply in person to:

Barbara Tennien SSTA/878â&#x20AC;&#x201D;1527 2091 Main Street Colchester, VT

Barbara Tennien SSTA/878-1527 2091 Main St. Colchester, VT

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Essex Junction School District Girlsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Basketball Coach needed at our Albert D. Lawton School for our winter 2006-07 season. Position pays $1513 for the season. All coaches must be at least 18 years of age or a high school graduate at the commencement of the sport season for which the person has been appointed to coach. A minimum of two years of varsity level playing experience (or equivalent) required within the sporting event the person has been appointed to coach. Candidates must also meet the certification and training requirements of the VPA, including ASEP (American Sport Education Program) certification, and certifications in both Sports First Aid and Coaching Principles.

For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

The Baird Center for Children and Families

Dental assisting instructor center for technology, essex

Do you enjoy working with highschool aged students? If you hold a minimum of an Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree, have at least three years of dental assisting experience, and hold a valid EFDA license, we may have the job for you! Long-term substitute position available at our Center for Technology in Essex to provide classroom instruction in our Dental Assisting program for a teacher on a leave of absence. Position available immediately. Pays $197.40/day. Selected individual must be willing and able to apply for and obtain a VT Apprenticeship Educator license with a Technical Professional Education endorsement in Dental Assisting.

For application requirements, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). Applications only accepted electronically through www.schoolspring.com. EOE.

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Send resume and names of 3 references to: Emilyhof@howardcenter.org.

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Offer flexible emergency respite to children and their families needing immediate crisis stabilization. This is a unique opportunity to be part of a team who will provide rapid, individualized, home-based assessment, stabilization and family support at the onset of a crisis. Early childhood experience is helpful because this service targets children age 7 and under. Must have experience with children with severe behavioral/emotional difficulties.

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OPPORTUNITIES at

Topnotch Resort and Spa, Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only Preferred Hotel and Resort, has immediate openings for the following year-round positions:

â&#x20AC;˘ Personal Trainer/Group Fitness Instructor

INTERVENTIONIST

Do you want to be part of a new pilot program? Are you creative, flexible and willing to learn? Have you been considering graduate work and/or a shortened work schedule paying full wages and benefits. If so, this may be the job for you.- We need Interventionists to work 1:1 with SO male youth. Position entails implementing life skills and behavioral programming in a variety of settings. Essential skills include the ability to set behavioral limits and management of aggressive behaviors. Males are ideal candidates for position. Variable work schedule, including days, evening, weekend and overnight. Position provides full benefits (medical, dental, 401k, & 7 weeks paid vacation).

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Requirements: â&#x20AC;˘ Experience with HTML and photo imaging software. â&#x20AC;˘ Excellent command of written English. â&#x20AC;˘ Solid communications skills. â&#x20AC;˘ Hardworking with a â&#x20AC;&#x153;can doâ&#x20AC;? attitude. â&#x20AC;˘ Attention to detail. â&#x20AC;˘ Fast learner. â&#x20AC;˘ Mac experience an important plus. â&#x20AC;˘ Must be able to work in an environment that values both teamwork and individual initiative. â&#x20AC;˘ Must have strong time management and organizational skills and the ability to handle multiple projects concurrently to meet daily deadlines. This position is based at our headquarters in WaitsďŹ eld, VT. Please email resume and cover letter to geoff@smalldog.com. No phone calls please.

â&#x20AC;˘ Night Cleaners â&#x20AC;˘ Room Attendants (Bonus after 90 days*) â&#x20AC;˘ Laundry Attendants (Bonus after 90 days*) â&#x20AC;˘ Banquet Set-up/Server â&#x20AC;˘ Stewards - Up to $12/hr. â&#x20AC;˘ Room Service Attendants â&#x20AC;˘ Line Cooks â&#x20AC;˘ Maintenance technicians

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Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health-club access, generous 401(k) match program, and tuition reimbursement. Please contact the HR department at 802-253-6420 or visit our website at www.topnotchresort.com.

Send resume to Aimee Upchurch or call 802-652-2178 to learn more. The Baird Center 1138 Pine Stree, Burlington, VT 05401 EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

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Weekend Cook

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Experienced cook for home-cooked noon meal with planned menu, 30 people, out by 2 pm. $10 to $12 D.O.E.

Call 985-2472 or stop by for job description and application. Located off Mt. Philo Rd., Shelburne. vt.terraces@verizon.net

Base salary plus: commissions, expenses, car allowance. Must be able to work in VT and Upstate NY.

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Network Performance Inc.

Our growing computer services company is filling several key positions. This is an opportunity to join a great team of technology professionals in a service-oriented company. Network techNIcIaN We are looking for a full-time entry-level computer professional with great customer service skills. This position supports our computer help-desk function. Candidates need a strong technical orientation and good customer services skills. Help desk or field experience is required. An Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s or Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree is desirable. Non-smoker with valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license and good driving record needed. We offer a full benefits package including healthcare and profit sharing. Part-tIme admINIstratIve assIstaNt We are looking for a customer-oriented clerical staff person to help with a variety of administrative tasks. Applicants should have excellent communication skills and be energetic â&#x20AC;&#x153;team players.â&#x20AC;? The position requires good skills with MS Office and will help with sales, scheduling, order processing and accounting functions.

Program Coordinator Vermont Works for Women (formerly Northern New England Tradeswomen, Inc.), a nonprofit organization located in Essex Junction, VT, is seeking a full-time program coordinator to join our girlsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s program team. Responsibilities include participant recruitment, curriculum development, program implementation, and employment support. This position is an excellent opportunity for a dynamic, creative individual who enjoys working with women and girls of diverse population and experience. To apply, please email resume, cover letter, and three references to:

sthomas@nnetw.org or via fax at 802-878-0050 Applications will be accepted through November 1, 2006. Vermont Works for Womenâ&#x20AC;Śhelping women and girls explore, pursue, and excel in nontraditional careers that pay a livable wage.

What Vermont Tastes Like

TEMPORARY PICKERS & PACKERS Dakin Farm in Ferrisburgh is hiring temporary pickers & packers for our warehouse and meat room staff for the busy holiday season (PT & FT). Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking for team players with positive attitudes who can pay attention to detail & work in a fast-paced environment. Positions available late November through December. Please respond by calling Stewart at 425-6708 (warehouse), Brian at 425-3971 (meat room), emailing lrowell@dakinfarm.com or stopping by for an application.

Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s it like to work at Healthy Living? What we strive for is a team of people who like to work hard, support each other, offer stellar customer service and go home feeling good at the end of the day. If this sounds like the kind of community youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to be part of, read on!

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CATAMOUNT TRAIL ASSOCIATION

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EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR The Catamount Trail Association (CTA), a nonprofit organization dedicated to managing and conserving a crosscountry ski trail the length of Vermont, is seeking a versatile, multi-talented, full-time Executive Director for our office in Burlington, VT. Requires supervisory, fund-raising and financial management experience, preferably in a nonprofit environment; excellent communication skills; and demonstrated capacity to recruit, motivate and lead volunteers. Will need reliable transportation, computer literacy and ability to adapt to a flexible work schedule. Knowledge of conservation issues and a love of cross-country skiing desirable. Email letter of application and resume to: EDSearch@catamounttrail.org. Application deadline: October 30. No phone inquiries, please.

City Market is looking for a full-time Meat & Seafood Clerk to assist customers at the Meat & Seafood counter; maintain, stock, rotate and display product; and assist with receiving - all within the departmentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s safety and sanitation policies. Applicants must have at least 6 months of meat and seafood experience, be a team player, be able to lift 50-80 lbs frequently, have effective communication skills and a sense of humor. We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Fill out an application at Customer Service, print one out online at www.citymarket.coop, or send your resume via email or snail-mail to:


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EMTs to fill both full- and part-time openings. Motivated, friendly, and team-oriented individuals encouraged to apply. Clean driving record. Pay will be based on level of experience, EMT-Is base rate $11.00hr, $12 after 6 months & EMT-Bs base rate $10.50/hr, $11.50 after 6 months. Benefits available to full-time.

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Drivers Wanted Pick up food at local restaurants & deliver. Create your own schedule. PM hours.

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Cedar Wood Chiropractic seeking Part-time Receptionist (10-15 hours/week). Upbeat and health-oriented a must. Send resume to:

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IT/ILL, FT w/benefits. MLS or cert. & public library experience prefer. Very good IT skills & awareness of new tech. required. More info at: www.williston.lib.vt.us Resume & 3 references to:

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Fast-growing office opening Asian office soon.

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Provide assessment, support, advocacy, life skills education and case management for older adolescents in DCF custody. BS/BSW plus experience working with adolescent client population required, Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree preferred; demonstrated ability to provide care coordination and to work with adolescents and service providers. Letter and resume to:

We have salespeople whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been here more than 10 years! We sell electronic parts to factories and other resellers, since we have a huge inventory. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have protected accounts. Training and â&#x20AC;&#x153;jump right in.â&#x20AC;? You must be very outgoing! 8:30 to 5:30 pm.

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KQ, Spectrum Youth and Family Services 31 Elmwood Ave. Burlington, VT 05401

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Must be professional in attitude, good handwriting, able to work at a computer all day. Clean appearance, office dress code (no jeans). 8:30am to 5:30pm.

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Email resume to: Charles@basiceparts.com or call 802-425-5800, ext. 100 for an immediate appointment in our Charlotte office.

Autism interventionist essex Junction school District

Development Coordinator CVS is looking for a motivated individual to show the community how easily they can make a difference in someoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life. This diverse position has many responsibilities, including: organizing fundraisers, maintaining and expanding our donor database, marketing to the community, and sustaining the annual fund. The ideal candidate will be dynamic, creative, collaborative, and have experience with nonprofits, grant writing, and a strong fundraising background. This is an excellent opportunity to enjoy a flexible, part-time, fully benefited position in a growing company while making a difference in your community. Please submit your letter of interest and resume to Kelley Homiller at:

khomiller@cvsvt.org. 512 Troy Avenue, Suite 1, Colchester, VT 05446 802-655-0511

Full-time long-term substitute position available to provide discrete trial instruction to an elementary student at our Thomas Fleming Elementary School. Candidates who have experience working with autistic children, have a general understanding of applied behavior analysis, and have DTL experience are encouraged to apply. Position pays $13.78/hour, 6.5 hours/day, for approximately eight weeks beginning late November/early December.

For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). Applications only accepted electronically through schoolspring.com. EOE

120 years of service. Tired of working hard? Overworked & understaffed? Call the Converse Home for a tour and see how pleasant working in a beautiful setting with plenty of talented co-workers can be! Now hiring for:

Director of Resident Care/Director of Nurses Full-time/Part-time LPN Position also available (Ask us about our new hourly rates) Ask to tour our Memory Loss Unit as well. Contact Maureen Bertrand at 802-862-0401. EOE


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