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Last week, Seven Days premiered our new magazine-style format. It didn’t take our readers long to respond.

We received numerous phone calls, emails, and a handful of letters to the editor about the switch.

We also heard from dozens of readers on Facebook and Twitter. Here are a few of the comments we received online via social media. The vast majority of the feedback we got was positive, but for those of you who commented on the small type, we’ve increased the font size in our features.

Thanks for reading!

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No, it’s a burglar jumping from his fourth-floor “job” in an effort to elude police.

He didn’t count on two broken legs. Too many action movies?

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Vermonters flocked to the Burlington Waterfront on Sunday to watch people paddle giant pumpkins — an awesome autumn activity, provided you’ve got a wet suit.

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A teacher lost her license for getting medieval on a student in Richford. She placed a bucket over the kid’s head and struck it. Jeez, what else are Vermont teachers doing?

10/8: Video: the Jazz Guys do Beyoncé — her music, that is.

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1. “Monster Mash: Local brewer fights a big brand” by Suzanne Podhaizer. Our food editor broke the story of the Rock Art Brewery vs. Monster Energy Drink feud.

2. “State of the Arts: Live Nude Students” by Lauren Ober. Enterprising Groovy-UV kids get nekkid to raise money for their student clubs.

3. “Vermont Life’s ‘Advisors’ Worry Its Troubles May Be Terminal” by Paula Routly.

Advisors claim a new editor is endangering the state-owned tourist mag.

4. “Fair Game: Where the Hell’s My Money?”

by Shay Totten. Barre resident Wallace Nolen wants to reunite people with their unclaimed cash. More questions about a $17 million loan to Burlington Telecom.

5. “In With the New... A Guide to the Seven Days Format Change” We posted our letter to readers online, including a behind-thescenes video by Eva Sollberger.

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What’s wrong with Vermont Life [“Vermont Life’s ‘Advisors’ Worry Its Troubles Could be Terminal,” October 7]? One question, one answer: Jim Douglas! Everything he and his little sycophant Neale Lunderville touch ends up a disaster: Vermont Life, Fairpoint, the DOC with its disturbing rise in questionable deaths, the whole gamut. His penchant for hiring people and making decisions based purely on political expediency and how the RNC will view him is ruining Vermont. Thank God he is stepping down. I have a piece of advice for Governor Doesless: Jim, when your term is over, retire from politics, get the hell out of Vermont, go back to Massachusetts and become the used car salesman you were destined to be, as you sure have sold Vermont a lot of lemons.

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My daily travels are not the same without Musicheads Radio. It is too bad the listeners were not asked to help support the station.

The decision to pull the plug is definitely not in the highest good for all. I hope a solution is found soon.

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I wanted to write a quick note in response to the much appreciated and informative article on gleaning [“Getting By,” September 30]. Gleaning is an age-old practice being reintroduced to the forefront of Vermont’s food system, and this is a great thing for all of us.

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Totten reveals a wide chasm between the governor’s gross untruths and real-life data available to the general public.

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looking forward

october 14-21, 2009 vol.15 no.8

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24 Green Card, White Slope

Opponents Say They Were Sandbagged by a Proposed Gravel Pit Hearing in Middlebury

By Ken pIcard

Vermonter Unexpectedly Bequeaths Millions to MOMA

30 Babies on Board?

Winter Preview: Teaching the tiniest Vermonters to ski and ride

Vermonter’s Estate Establishes Premier Film Foundation

By Lauren oBer

Crafting Crustaceans

32 Backcountry 911

Winter Preview: Area rescue teams prove that Vermont’s mountains cannot be taken for granted

34 Jonesing for Junk

Winter Preview: Old ‘boards, new way to slide

Leftover food news

By Suzanne podhaIzer

42 Soundbites

Music news and views By dan BoLLeS

70 Drawn and Paneled

Novel graphics from the Center for Cartoon Studies By coLLeen fraKeS

81 Mistress Maeve

Your guide to love & lust

36 Après-Ski Appetites

Theater

Food: When carving leaves you starving, try mountain cuisine three ways

Opus, Vermont Stage Co. Paul Masson, Paul Masson; Nastee, The Album B4 The Album

Art

“The Relentless Eye” at Helen Day Art Center

By Suzanne podhaIzer, aLIce LeVIt t and Lauren oBer

45 The Kids Are All Right

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So, when did the council first know BT sale to FairPoint. They do this by forcing the buyer to give Verizon shareholders more than That’s the assessment of several was in trouble? Earlier than you may think.

In December 2007, Leopold told city 50 percent control of the new company.

16t-pjc101409.indd 1 10/12/09 11:40:35 AMlawmakers and former city councilors. Plus, U.S. Rep. peter WeLch (D) and other House the state’s chief telecom regulator finds it councilors that BT’s private financing would “troubling” that the city admits to funding BT likely run out in April 2008, and more would members from the three New England states operations out of the municipal checkbook. be needed. The new financing never material- affected by Verizon’s sale said the company BT’s fiscal woes in a nutshell: City offi- ized, and BT’s private financing ran out soon should not be allowed to use the RMT in its cials loaned at least $17 million to BT as the after that December meeting. That means upcoming sales. fledgling telecom’s financing ran dry and it the city likely has been in violation of its “The resulting operations can end up failed to repay the cash within 60 days — in Certificate of Public Good since early 2008. starved for capital as a result of the transacA PG13 thrilling violation of BT’s Certificate of Public Good And still there is no record of when tion, and the federal treasury ends up losing interactive haunted house from the state. You could argue the loan also Leopold was given the OK to loan BT money hundreds of millions of dollars,” wrote the violated the city charter and promises made from the city checkbook.

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Wonder if Verizon can hear them now.

At their last meeting, Burlington city Tickets $8 in advance at In short, BT was sold to citizens, legislacouncilors asked Leopold to report on exactly NightmareVermont.org or Spookytown tors and regulators as an entity that would how much BT owes the city by November 16. Political Notes Tickets $10 at the door not rely on city finances to cover its costs.

The council may be the least of Leopold’s No news is good news on the political front. on a space available basis.

“It is a big deal that they have borrowed worries; they agreed to let BT seek reprieve Not a single announcement about the next round of candifrom the city. dates is expected We were told until November. emphatically that Let’s hope it stays the financing for that way. We 16t-nightmarevt101409.indd 1 10/12/09 11:42:56 AMBT would only could all use a be secured by break. its assets,” said D E pAR tmE Nt o F p ubl Ic S E R VIc E co m m I S S I o N ER D AV I D o ’b R I EN Republican DaviD O’Brien, Sens. ranDy commissioner of BrOcK, phiL ScOtt the department and Kevin muLLin, all lite-guv contenders, say of public service, whose job is to represent from various official regulations. ratepayers in cases before the Public Service But the state’s top rule maker is not happy, they are weeks away from making a final deBoard. “Taxpayers are not risk investors.” and that’s real cause for concern. “I have to cision. Ditto Democrats peter ShumLin and Montpelier lawmakers heard similar say this is perhaps the most irresponsible matt Dunne, who are likely to enter the race promises more than five years ago when they utility behavior I’ve seen in my seven years on for governor.

Among these wannabes, Shumlin is approved a charter change for Burlington the job,” said O’Brien. “The failure to deliver that allowed it to create BT. The resulting city on the promised buildout alone is enough to sounding more and more like a candidate. In charter language, in fact, specifically forbids be seriously concerned, but the wanton use fact, he was in Washington, D.C., for an event Burlington to use money from taxpayers, or of public funds and apparent effort to deceive that was also attended by Pres. BaracK OBama and the entire cast of “Glee.” Despite the star Burlington Electric Department ratepayers, the voters is an outrage.” to fund BT. That’s a tough assessment from the guy power at the annual Human Rights Campaign City Attorney Ken Schatz and Chief who also oversees the likes of FairPoint and dinner, Vermont got a special shout-out for passing same-sex marriage earlier this year.

Administrative Officer JOnathan LeOpOLD Vermont Yankee.

Shumlin told “Fair Game,” “It was a proud claim the money loaned to BT is not in viomoment to have Vermont a leader again delation of the city charter because the money Reversal of Fortune will be repaid — with interest — from either a The continuing FairPoint debacle suggests spite eight years of plodding along Douglasnew round of financing, BT profits or, in the Vermont will not become the “E-State” that Dubie style on everything else.”

Sounds like a campaign launch to me.

Gov. Jim DOugLaS envisioned two years ago. event the telecom collapses, the sale of BT. OK, but the city checkbook does include At least, not on his watch.

You remember that, right? The fairy tale No Waitin’ on Debatin’ money from BED ratepayers and taxpayers, doesn’t it? Both Leopold and Schatz admit in which we all live happily ever after and are It’s not a “debate” by any stretch of the imagithat, absent the loans, BT would not be able open up our laptop or cellphone and — nation, but nearly all the announced gubernatorial candidates will answer questions presto! — get a signal? alive today.

As FairPoint slouches toward bankruptcy, about the state of Vermont’s environment at Of the borrowed $17 million, roughly $3 million was used to extend the network House and Senate leaders from Maine, New a forum next month.

Sponsored by the Vermont League of inside the city, while the rest has covered Hampshire and Vermont have scheduled a operating losses and the cost of hooking up meeting next month in Concord to weigh Conservation Voters, the November 19 debate will be held at Burlington’s Main Street new customers to the network, Leopold told their legal and legislative options.

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other potential candidates — Shumlin and Dunne — are invited if they announce before November 19.

“The next governor of Vermont is likely to hold the highest office in our state until 2020 … it is never too early to begin discussing the positions of the gubernatorial candidates,” the group claimed in an email to supporters.

Each candidate will be asked four questions, and each will have about two-and-ahalf to three minutes to respond. No audience questions will be taken.

“This is not a Democratic candidate event,” said Todd Bailey, the group’s executive director. An invitation was extended to the sole Republican candidate for governor, Lt. Gov. Brian duBie, but he’s unavailable due to a “scheduling conflict.”

Let’s hope this isn’t the same flight plan he followed in 2008.

Last year the incumbent lite guv ducked several real debates against his Democratic challenger, former Rep. Tom CosTello. But, rather than just skip out, he sent someone in his stead.

Sen. diane snelling (R-Chittenden) playacted Dubie at a St. Mike’s debate while Sen. Mullin (R-Rutland) was his body double at a Castleton forum.

My two cents: The autopilot approach isn’t going to fly this time around.

Nobel Peace Prize? Less surprising, perhaps, was the recent announcement that former Vermont Gov. madeleine Kunin has received a prestigious award.

Kunin, who was Vermont’s first woman governor and served three terms in the 1980s, will be honored by the Eleanor Roosevelt Center at Val-Kill for her years of service to women, children and community. That’s according to marC vanderheyden, the previous president of St. Michael’s College, who is cochair of the center’s medal committee.

Sure, it’s not the Nobel, but the award — named for First Lady eleanor roosevelT — has a pretty distinguished list of winners, including hillary rodham ClinTon, ChrisTopher reeve, BarBara Jordan, peTe seeger and Queen noor of Jordan.

“I am honored, especially to step one toe into the footsteps of Eleanor Roosevelt. My mother read her column ‘My Day’ every day, and I read it over her shoulder,” Kunin said. “When asked once who my role models were, Eleanor Roosevelt is at the top of the list because she led such an active life fighting for social justice.”

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This week marselis parsons will bid adieu to Vermont audiences as he retires from the anchor desk of the WCAX-TV evening news.

Parsons has been a fixture on the tube in Vermont since taking over from his predecessor, riChard “miCKey” gallagher, 25 years ago this week.

I can remember that newscast, although my memory is probably about as fuzzy as our TV reception at the time. I grew up with Gallagher’s gruff, no-nonsense, monotone.

Who was this new guy? I wondered.

On Thursday, Parsons signs off for the final time and turns over his chair to darren perron. anson TeBBeTTs was hired earlier this year to take over as WCAX’s news director. Yup, it took two people to replace Parsons, affectionately known as “Div.” Love him or hate him, Parsons has been a dominant figure in Vermont media. When other newscasts shrunk to a half hour, WCAX bucked the trend and kept a hefty one-hour broadcast. They also expanded online.

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U.S. Sen. Bernie sanders (I) has been getting plenty of attention for demanding the Department of Defense (DoD) take a closer look at companies that rip off taxpayers, get fined for it, and continue to get lucrative government contracts.

Sanders successfully tacked an amendment onto the recent defense spending bill to force the DoD to calculate how much money is going to companies that have engaged in fraud, and to come up with ways to penalize repeat offenders. The top three worst offenders have engaged in 109 combined instances of misconduct since 1995 and have paid fees and settlements totaling $2.9 billion.

After its passage, Sanders was on “The Rachel Maddow Show” and “Democracy Now!” to talk about the amendment. In both instances, Sanders lambasted the top three government contractors: Lockheed Martin, Boeing and Northrop Grumman.

Guess who’s number four? General Dynamics, the weapons maker, with a Burlington office that employs roughly 450 people.

General Dynamics has racked up nine instances of misconduct since 1995 and paid $63 million in fines. None of the charges appear to have originated at the Vermont shop, according to the Project on Government Oversight.

So, did Sanders fail to mention General Dynamics in an effort to keep the spotlight off a local employer?

Nope, says Sanders spokesman miChael Briggs. “The study that Bernie has cited looked at the top three contractors,” said Briggs. “His amendment, however, would cover all defense contractors.”

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or Marie Audet of Blue Spruce Farm in Bridport, it’s not good enough to say that “shit happens.” On her family’s farm, shit happens to earn them money.

At least, it did until January. Since then, the market price for cowpowered electricity has bottomed out. Echoing the dismal economics of dairy farming, whenever the Audets are producing power from poop, they’re shelling out more green than they’re raking in. That’s unsustainable. Which is why they’re now hoping the state will set a higher rate for the renewable energy they produce.

In 2005, Blue Spruce Farm became the first dairy farm in the state to enlist in Central Vermont Public Service’s “Cow Power” program. Five other large dairy farms have since joined the program. Each one has invested as much as $2 million for renewable energy systems that convert manure into electricity.

Here’s how it works: The average bovine produces about 30 gallons of manure per day — with 1100 cows on Blue Spruce Farm, that’s 33,000 gallons daily.

The manure goes into a swimming-poolsized anaerobic digester, where bacteria converts it into methane gas. The gas is then used to generate electricity, which is fed into the power grid. CVPS customers pay a 4-cent premium to buy that renewable energy — they have a choice of conventional or “cow power” — which goes directly to the farmers.

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FOR THE NEW 16-CENT RATE FOR FARM METHANE. degree,” Audet explains. “We have so many inputs that go into growing crops — land, labor, equipment, seeds — and cows eat it, and we gather it on the other end and continue to use it.”

However, as Audet points out, “Going green isn’t free.” Their customized Cow Power system initially cost $1.3 million to build and install, much of which was paid for with loans. For years, the family got a good return on that investment — as much as 11 cents per kilowatt-hour, plus the 4-cent premium — because their contract is pegged to New England’s variable spot-market rate. Consumer demand, and fluctuating fuel costs, drive the price of power for both users and providers.

“We always anticipated the price would keep creeping up,” Audet says.

“We never anticipated a 50 percent drop.”

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to the plummeting price of natural gas, which is used to generate much of the electricity in New England. Seven cents — which includes CVPS’ 4-cent premium — is well below what the Audets need to operate their system, including routine maintenance, repairs and repayments of their loans.

What’s the solution? Cow Power farmers will be paid 5 cents per kilowatt-hour retroactively for the past few months from the CVPS Renewable Development Fund, an independent source of cash created by the utility to provide financial incentives for farmers to generate clean energy. CVPS spokesman Steve Costello admits that the 8-cent figure — plus the 4-cent premium — is still less than ideal for the farmers. Nevertheless, he thinks it should be enough for the time being to keep them from abandoning the program altogether.

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may not continue producing energy,” he says.

Longer term, Costello, Audet and other Cow Power producers are hoping that the Vermont Public Service Board (PSB) will set a more “appropriate” price for their contracts, one that takes into account the price paid to other renewable energy generators.

Ironically, other Vermont dairy farmers just now getting into the Cow Power program have a much sweeter deal. In June, the legislature passed the Vermont Energy Act of 2009, which allows new renewable energy systems to receive premium rates for the electricity they feed into the grid.

Lawmakers set these so-called “feedin tariffs” higher than the prevailing market rate in order to motivate individuals and businesses to invest in renewable energy systems.

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“When I bought my home, one of the things I really liked about it was the fact that it’s in a conservation district,” says Warful, a retired trucker from New

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The Fenns didn’t return phone calls from Seven Days. Their attorney, Mark Hall, of Paul Frank & Collins in Burlington, declined to comment prior to the hearing except to say, “We think we’ve got a very good project.”

Approximately 70 people showed up for an October 12 public hearing at Ilsley Public Library in Middlebury, many of whom, like Warful, expressed concerns about the impact this pit would have on their quality of life.

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Like many residents of this rustic, 67-unit mobile home park at the edge of the Green Mountain National Forest, Warful fears that he may soon have a large, noisy neighbor to contend with: a 16-acre gravel pit. If approved, it’s expected to extract about 35,000 cubic yards of gravel per year for the next 30 years. Warful says the excavation could reach within several hundred feet of his front door.

“If this thing comes in,” he says, “it’s going to be the end of a nice little community.”

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Using an email with that opening line, NORTHERN STAGE artistic director BROOKE CIARDELLI got Emmy Award-winning music editor Roy Prendergast to compose an original score for her theater company’s production of Hamlet, which opens this week in White River Junction. “Shakespeare purists will not cringe,” Ciardelli assures — she is not reinventing the drama about the brooding Dane as a kicky musical.

But Ciardelli is taking advantage of a remarkable stroke of serendipity. She connected with Prendergast, a recent Upper Valley transplant from L.A., when her husband met the music editor after a guest lecture at nearby Dartmouth College. The men happened to discuss Prendergast’s work on Kenneth Branagh’s films, including his 1996 version of Hamlet — the play Ciardelli was about to direct.

“That’s what happens in Vermont,” Ciardelli enthuses. “There are such resources right here in our own community.”

Prendergast jumped at Ciardelli’s “crazy idea,” which gave him more opportunity to compose original music than he gets to in his day job. As a music editor for film and television, his primary functions are providing technical support to composers and helping directors assemble temporary soundtracks for preview-screening versions of movies.

Music does not accompany every line of text in Northern Stage’s Hamlet. “It’s woven very carefully in,” Ciardelli notes. “There are places where you absolutely only want the ‘music’ of Shakespeare.”

Prendergast describes the score as modern but not pop, with a “somewhat contemporary harmonic language.” The music functions as an “underscore, like you would find in a film,” he explains. In the theater, the audience hears tracks Prendergast composed and recorded on his computer, using orchestral samples.

Musical interludes not only support action, such as sword fights, but also uncover layers of emotion. “What I try to do [is] project something that isn’t obvious,” Prendergast says. “In other words, you might have anger in a scene. You don’t play the anger; you may play the pain behind the anger ... I try to play what’s implicit, not what’s explicit.”

Prendergast, who also worked on Branagh’s Much Ado About Nothing (1993) and John Madden’s Shakespeare in Love (1998), noticed an added benefit to marrying music to the Bard. “The scene suddenly became more understandable,” he reflects.

“Because there is a lot of archaic language, it’s

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giving the audience the emotional tone of the scene. So you tend to listen to the words in a different frame of mind if the music is suggesting something to you. Whereas if you’re just listening to the words, you’re trying to decipher what the scene is about.”

Ciardelli admits that her actors initially resisted. “Wait: My beautiful text, the poetry of the language is gonna be invaded by this music. And music is so manipulative. Oh, no!” she recalls. Now, “they really feel like it lets them almost surf on the musical currents ...

And [there’s] this utter thrill about how it enables them to gain momentum from what the music is doing.” 

Hamlet, directed by Brooke Ciardelli, produced by Northern Stage. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction.

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erby residents knew that Michael Dunn was a wealthy and generous art lover, but they were still shocked to learn recently that he had donated at least $10.5 million to the Museum of Modern Art in Manhattan.

MOMA was taken by surprise as well, acknowledges “delighted” director Glenn Lowry, who says it “could not have come at a better time.”

Dunn’s was the largest unexpected gift ever received by the 80-year-old museum, which is closely associated with the Rockefeller family.

The bequest was first reported by the New Yorker magazine in its October 5 issue.

“Everyone in town knew him, and he knew everyone,” recalls KATHY AUSTIN, senior vice president of Derby’s Community National Bank. “He was a truly nice person — a real gentleman.” But no one in the Northeast Kingdom border community suspected he had that kind of money, adds

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oward the end of his relatively short life, Vermonter John M. Bissell was largely homebound due to illness. To pass the hours, he watched countless movies at his Hyde Park home. The films proved therapeutic, and Bissell developed a deep respect for the art form that transported him from his suffering.

Bissell wanted to give something back to the medium. Before he passed away in July 2007, he stipulated in his will that his estate go toward the creation of a foundation dedicated to helping promote film in Vermont. Recently, the

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received official 501(c)3 nonprofit status. It was then approached by the West Branch Gallery in Stowe to partner in an exhibit of artworks by Austrian Roma artist Ceija Stojka. The foundation will be sponsoring films that, while not made by Stojka, are related to her experience as a Romani in the Auschwitz and Bergen-Belsen concentration camps during World War II. While this debut initiative doesn’t directly involve Vermont filmmaking, the foundation’s administrators say Bissell envisioned

BRIAN SMITH, chairman of the Derby Select Board on which Dunn served for several years.

Dunn died in 2007 at age 65. He suffered a heart attack in Zurich, Switzerland, while on the way to see a show of antique watches.

Dunn collected them, along with duck decoys and more than 300 paintings, mostly by prominent Canadian artists.

A lifelong bachelor from a well-to-do Montréal Anglo family, Dunn moved to Vermont in 1976 after the francophonenationalist Parti Québecois came to power.

He parlayed his inheritance into a large fortune through well-timed investments in the stocks of companies such as Walmart.

But Dunn lived frugally and devoted himself to charitable service, says Community National Bank president and longtime friend STEPHEN MARSH. In addition to holding a seat on the bank’s board, Dunn served as a volunteer advisor to several nonprofits,

fostering local production.

The trust Bissell left behind is worth approximately $500,000, says ED FRENCH, Bissell’s lawyer, whose Stowe-based firm, Stackpole & French, is administering the foundation. Its mission is pretty flexible; French says it is open to giving grants to a variety of Vermont film projects. Ideally, he adds, administrators would like to subsidize the work of an in-state filmmaker next. It would not be a huge grant, French cautions. The foundation is working with the VERMONT FILM COMMISSION to refine its goals.

VFC director JOE BOOKCHIN thinks the foundation is a “great idea” — its objectives,

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after all, dovetail perfectly with those of the commission. To Bookchin’s knowledge, there is no other such film-focused foundation in the state.

Bookchin’s job is not only to attract film production to Vermont, but also to “grow indigenous talent” here. Bissell Foundation grants could help do just that. “Small grants can help seed all kinds of production,” Bookchin says.

“It actually makes a big difference.”

Eventually, Bookchin says, he’d like the Film Commission to get involved in giving grants, too. Considering Vermont’s small size, it has a robust filmmaking community. The cost of making movies has decreased dramatically given the availability and relative affordability of digital equipment, so even small grants — say, $5000 — can go a long way.

While the Bissell Foundation is still in its early stages, French and Bookchin anticipate it will serve an important need for the state’s arts community. “It’s one step in supporting a really unique and interesting movement that’s happening in the state,” Bookchin says. 

Austrian Roma artist Ceija Stojka’s exhibit will open with a reception on November 21 at the West Branch Gallery in Stowe and remain on view through January 1. The films associated with the exhibit are still to be determined. www. westbranchgallery.com

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including North Country Hospital and a local child-advocacy organization.

“He was greatly liked,” select-board chairman Smith says. “I never heard anybody say anything negative about him, which is unusual for a small town.”

Although Dunn spent most of his time in Derby, he also traveled widely — and apparently made many friends en route. Guests from Japan, Norway, Canada and other countries were on hand at MOMA last month for a private ceremony marking the dedication of the museum’s new Michael Dunn Gallery, so named for the philanthropist’s “unprecedented generosity.”

“It was amazing to see how many people he’d known from all over the world,” says Marsh, who was among those attending the event.

MOMA intends to use Dunn’s gift for

acquisitions and to bulk up its endowment, says Lowry, who notes that the money was given with no restrictions. And even more could be on the way.

Dunn’s donation may eventually prove “considerably larger” than $10.5 million, the New Yorker reported.

Dunn didn’t give Michael Dunn any money to the VERMONT ARTS COUNCIL, says its director, ALEX ALDRICH, who wishes he had. The council’s annual budget is about one-fifth the size of the gift to MOMA. Just the annual interest on a $10.5 million bequest would enable the council to hand out $10,000 to each of 50 small Vermont arts groups that are currently “struggling just to get by,” Aldrich suggests.

“If there are any other Vermonters in Mr. Dunn’s circumstances,” he adds, “I hope they would strongly consider giving a little closer to home.” 

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This one’s a lobster, dubbed Libby the Langosta — the Spanish word for the critter — that’s mounted on the side of the aptly named Langosta Lounge in Asbury Park, N.J. Clear, now 30, once worked at a different eatery owned by the Lounge’s entrepreneurial proprietor, Marilyn Schlossbach, whom Clear calls “a serial restaurateur.” A New Jersey native turned Vermonter — she graduated from the University of Vermont in 2002 — Clear maintains her ties to the Garden State, and it’s, um, clearly paying off. Her copper-colored crustacean measures 10 feet tip to tail, and 5 feet claw to claw, she says. At night it’s even more impressive; blue LED lights installed underneath the sculpture give it an ethereal outline. By day, viewers can see that Libby is a really big piece of origami, albeit in metal. Clear explains that its middle contains a bit of handblown glass — actually, “48 pieces of glass the light can shine through.”

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Unfortunately for the Audets and the other Cow Power farmers, their older systems don’t qualify for the new 16-cent rate for farm methane — at least not yet. Audet thinks they should be getting paid the same rate as new players in the game, especially considering how much Cow Power data Blue Spruce has produced over the past five years. The farm now generates enough electricity to power 300 to 400 homes.

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Middlebury Town Planner Fred Dunnington said last week that one of the primary reasons the Development Review Board (DRB) scheduled the October 12 hearing was to accept petitions from interested parties and determine who wants to participate in the permitting process. He noted that many residents have already contacted him to express their opposition.

However, some neighbors who showed up at Monday night’s hearing were dismayed that they didn’t get an opportunity to voice their opinions or even ask questions of the applicants’ experts, who spoke for well over two hours. After the extended testimony, during which an acoustics expert explained the finer points of decibel readings, and a geologist offered a primer on the prehistoric origins of sand and gravel deposits in the Green Mountains, several residents left the meeting in disgust.

Among them was Craig Cook, a retired trucker who moved into Lindale Park last year. When asked about the hearing, he pulled no punches.

“This is a joke! This is not democracy,” Cook said. “There are 68 families in that park who don’t want it there. But the Middlebury [DRB] is dictating what will happen. It doesn’t matter what we say.”

Elise Shanbacker is with the Addison County Community Trust, which owns Lindale Park and several other affordable housing communities in the county.

She says that ACCT believes the pit will “create significant traffic and noise disturbances to the residents of Lindale, so

we’re opposed to it … It’s already a pretty dangerous intersection as it is.”

Since part of the 70-acre lot is zoned in a medium-density residential district, some neighbors say that an industrial use of the site is “inappropriate.” Several neighbors, including Warful, have complained that the applicants never notified them — Warful claims he learned of it in a letter from a local activist.

Barbara Shapiro, who also lives in the area, is a member of a newly formed citizens group that has already filed two legal motions to stop or delay the Fenn project. Shapiro, who described her group as a “registered interested party,” claims her members only found out a few weeks ago that an amended application had been filed with the town back in August.

“We were supposed to be notified as soon as an application was received and we weren’t,” Shapiro said. “We had to read about it in the newspaper … The applicants have had nine months to put this together. We had barely three weeks!”

However, as the applicants point out in their filings with the town, at least five other existing quarrying operations are located along Route 116 not far from the proposed pit. Two — the Champlain and Carrara pits — are much larger than the Fenn project and directly abut the road.

Though Dunnington doesn’t have a vote on the DRB, he suggests that fighting a quarry near “Quarry Road” will be an uphill battle for opponents.

“I don’t want to take anything away from the concerns the neighbors have and the issues they want to raise,” he says. “But this is a neighborhood of gravel pits.” m

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They also have some of the best bargains around. Vermonter tickets range from $37 to $47. If you’re a season-pass holder at another mountain but not a Vermont resident, those rates still apply.

If you keep your eyes open, you’ll find Jay Peak two-for-one coupons everywhere — locations in Burlington include Muddy Waters and City Market. That means you and a buddy each spend about $34 for all the riding you can handle. www.jaypeakresort.com • If you can ski at Mad River Glen without killing yourself or others, you deserve

Of course, there are other ways of getting discounts, or even skiing gratis. Sugarbush’s coveted Ambassador program allows mountain volunteers to hit the slopes for free, and Bolton Valley’s popular Bailout program is in the works for this winter. Coupons abound as the season looms, and websites such as Liftopia.com, SkiCoupons.com and DiscountLiftTickets.net, though more pegged to western skiing, do have deals for the East Coast resorts.

Skiing fresh pow in the backcountry is really cheap — unless you have to be rescued because you don’t know what you’re doing (see “Backcountry 911,” page 32). And you can always poach the lifts. But, while that may be economical, it’s also sure to bring bad karma. We suggest you look for the bargains, but earn your turns. m

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If you’re looking to pinch pennies, skiing and boarding probably aren’t the activities for you. A day at any of the big resorts could cost a family of four upward of $400 when you factor in full-price lift tickets, meals and gas to get you to the mountain. It’s like going to Disney World, only with snotsicles and frozen bums.

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Finally, if Vermont were to adopt instant runoff voting for its statewide elections, this simple and eminently more representative system would allow people to vote their hopes rather than their fears by allowing them to rank candidates in order of choice. Hence, all talk of “spoilers” would disappear, and maybe true political change could then occur. (And speaking of “change,” I don’t wish to flame your new format, as I would stick with Seven Days if

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As is all too often the case with the interesting parts of science, we don’t know much about this phenomenon but we have a good name for it: earworm, a translation of the German Ohrwurm. (Use the German if you want anyone to pay attention to you in the faculty lounge.) People have been interested in earworms for a while now — Mark Twain used one as a plot device in his 1876 story “A Literary Nightmare.” They’re the most common type of what’s called “involuntary imagery” — sounds, pictures, smells and even tastes that repeatedly come to mind unbidden.

One theory is that earworms are a form of mild musical hallucination (normally a rare experience), the distinction being that with an earworm you (a) usually aren’t on drugs or suffering from schizophrenia and thus (b) are fully aware there’s no actual music being played outside of your skull. Another theory is that earworms are a side effect of your brain trying to consolidate memories, akin to what happens in REM sleep. Yet another possibility is pondered by neurologist Oliver Sacks in his book Musicophilia: earworms might simply be a consequence of our being surrounded by music in our lives whether we want to be or not.

A more promising line of investigation, in my opinion, is to focus on the earworminess of particular songs. Una contacted the office of James Kellaris, a professor of marketing at the University of Cincinnati who’s styled himself “Dr. Earworm” after years studying the subject, to learn more about a theory of his known as “cognitive itch.” According to Kellaris, “certain pieces of music may have properties that excite an abnormal reaction in the brain” — in other words, your brain detects something extraordinary or unusual about the music that compels attention. Your brain tries to process the itch by repeating it, which only makes things worse — not unlike an epidermal itch. Kellaris finds the music most likely to cause an earworm has one or more of three key qualities: repetitiveness, simplicity and what he calls incongruity, often an unexpected rhythmic variation. One example he gives is the song “America” from West Side Story, which features a repetitive melody and shifting time signatures.

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can be the first step toward embracing collective strength.

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he ongoing recession, and the fragility of the safety net under millions of its victims, could stir popular suspicion about all this newfound individual freedom: Might freedom be another word for everything to lose? Still, resistance to health care reform, banking regulation and unionization shows how firmly the go-it-alone ideology is held in the U.S. Last week, I heard a business advisor on the radio encouraging listeners to “embrace your inner Machiavelli” to ensure that when management’s ax falls, it takes out the person at the next desk, not you.

Americans have always fancied themselves self-made and, as a result, personally responsible for failure, even in the face of global economic calamity. In the 1930s, shame seized the jobless, especially men. At the same time, however, a muscular socialism taught them that it was business’ cycles and capitalists’ decisions that might leave a worker’s children hungry. Out of that understanding came massive union organizing. Workers saw that one by one — or worse, one against one — could never achieve what all for one and one for all could.

Let’s face it: We are all discouraged workers. Yet discouragement is precisely the emotion that “free agents” must never display.

Show you don’t believe in yourself — alone — and kiss goodbye your chances of getting anywhere. Or rather, getting ahead.

Looking back, we may note that, for many of us, this strategy hasn’t worked out. Isolation and competition, furthermore, take a toll; they may even exacerbate discouragement.

On RAP’s PB&J breadline, people shared their sad stories. That was, paradoxically, encouraging. Admitting individual weakness can be the first step toward embracing collective strength. Solidarity is powerful, but it is also tender. It is friendship to the lonely, comfort to the unlucky.

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unions or contracts, we employees were rechristened “free agents” and exhorted to market ourselves as “personal brands.”

In “The Brand Called You,” the 1997 manifesto in Fast Company magazine that ignited personal branding, management guru Tom Peters heralded a world in which a steady job with predictable promotions was no longer possible, even desirable. “Regardless of age, regardless of position, regardless of the business we happen to be in,” he announced, we are all “CEOs of our own companies: Me Inc.” Me Inc. doesn’t just hawk goods or services, though.

It sells Me. Peters and his acolytes claimed Me’s chief selling point was its — or her or his — uniqueness. But the marketable qualities they named limned a uniform product: agile, personable, self-starting and self-sustaining, super-confident but also unfailingly compliant to corporate needs.

The promoters of free agency cast the economic and psychological perils of this savage new world as benisons in disguise.

“Free agents understand and accept that the relationship between themselves and their employers shifted from ‘’til death do us part’ to ‘What have you done for me lately?’” wrote

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o far, the Great Recession is not as bad as the Great Depression.

In one crucial aspect, however, this downturn is worse. That is the transformation of the labor market and the way workers are compelled to act — and feel — in it: alone.

It started in 1980, when Reagan fired the striking air traffic controllers and busted their union, setting back a half-century of labor progress as the first act of his administration. That decade’s recession permanently eliminated thousands of blue-collar jobs, many of them unionized.

In the decade that followed, layoffs spread from the assembly line to the sales floor, the office and the academy. By the 1990s, a new management strategy reigned: “flexibility,”

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— another sign that the economy is looking up. I was even carrying my laptop.

But the truth is, I’m as contingent as those sort-of-employed baristas and store clerks, and these days I’m feeling especially so. The same goes for my friends. Cy, an architect, is applying for unemployment as an officer-employee in his own firm (it’s legal, but he’s been battling the bureaucracy for three months).

Ellen, laid off from her job as a newspaper editor, broke down in tears in her daughter’s college financial-aid office. Tom and Sally, who have run a flourishing music school for toddlers, suddenly find longtime customers cutting this item from stretched family budgets. The couple may have to sell their co-op to send their kid to college. Christina, who shuttered her South African crafts shop to become an art therapist, emerged with a degree just when schools and agencies were eliminating all things artistic or therapeutic from their programs. She’s been unemployed for a year and subsisting on child support from her ex-husband, who is — how’s this for rock-steady employment?

— an independent filmmaker.

And I’m doing some journalism, writing a book proposal and scrounging for freelance editorial work from the nonprofits that used to account for half my income. In all these endeavors I have been joined by 26,000 former staff editors and reporters laid off in the last 18 months.

Meanwhile, in the larger economy, where unemployment is pushing 10 percent, six job seekers vie for every available position.

And these stats don’t include “discouraged workers,” who have given up sending out their résumés altogether. Add them, and the jobless rate rises to 17 percent.

the career consultant authors of Free Agents.

“This realization provides free agents with a new psychological freedom … By being dependent on themselves alone, they are able to develop a new kind of security.”

Peters even proposed folding the government safety net up with the corporate one.

Social Security and unemployment insurance, he proclaimed, “had the unintended consequence of sucking the initiative, drive and moxie out of millions of white-collar workers.” In Free Agent Nation, we’d get our mojo back, or be free to starve.

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To mingle with folks who don’t, I stopped by a peanut-butter-and-jelly “breadline” in New York’s Union Square the other evening. The event was organized by the Retail Action Project, a joint effort of the Retail, Wholesale and Department Store Union and the venerable community group Good Old Lower East Side.

RAP’s goal is not just to better conditions and organize workers but to build alliances between the employed and the jobless, the laborer and the artist, the clerk and the customer.

How are those connections forged? On that plaza people got started: They talked to each other. I left feeling, most of all, relieved.

I was among friends. And it got me thinking about the encouraging power of acknowledging discouragement.

“Are you working? Do you work in retail?” organizers queried folks who approached the table where literature and PB&Js were being distributed.

Yes, a skinny fellow in his twenties replied. “I mean, I think I do, or I was about to.”

He shrugged and laughed. “I’m not sure.” He explained that he’d been selected at a recruiting event to be a clerk at Ricky’s, a shop purveying faux-’50s tchotchkes that’s expanding into a chain. When he showed up for work, though, “somebody came two hours later and told us to go to this other store the next day.”

The next day, he cooled his heels at the locked door for a long while, then went home.

Economists have coined the term contingent workers for the category of precarious labor into which more and more of us are falling, whether we toil as office temps or are self-employed in the “creative economy.”

This guy reminded me just how precarious labor can be: He was a contingent contingent worker.

After him, I chatted with a hipster wielding a crayoned portrayal of the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire. He turned out also to be an almost-retail worker. Having procured a coveted interview at the relatively high-paying Starbucks, he dropped the gold ring. “They asked me if I knew about their legendary customer service,” he recounted. Of course he knew about their legendary customer service, he’d enthused. Did he support their legendary customer service? Boy, did he ever! And what is their legendary customer service? “It was a trick question,” he commented, with the deadpan delivery of a born barista, IMHO. But apparently the eager applicant had hesitated too long. Now he’s keeping house while his roommate — a former Starbucks employee who says he was fired for organizing — pays the rent working for the union.

Nobody asked me if I was working. As it happens, I was looking exceptionally employed that day, having swapped my writer’s mufti for a conservative blazer to attend a conference of fund managers creating ways to invest in other people’s death benefits

the idea that workers could be hired or fired on a dime, the first expense to shave when Wall Street wanted more. Productivity gains — fewer workers, more work — soared, and with them profits and stock prices.

And workers’ power grew commensurately smaller. Even the cubicle, symbol of employee insignificance, shrank: By 2006, the writer Nikil Saval noted, “polls would report that half of Americans believed their bathroom was larger than their cubicle.”

As if this were not bad enough, we were supposed to feel happy about it all. No longer fettered by fuddy-duddy institutions like

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hen Anthony Korda invested $500,000 into a massive expansion of Jay Peak Resort, he didn’t do it for the fresh powder. He did it for the Florida sunshine.

Korda, a 50-year-old lawyer from London, England, had wanted to live fulltime in the Sunshine State ever since visiting the U.S. for a family vacation years ago. He considered seeking out a law firm to sponsor him for a work visa but was deterred by what he knew would be a cumbersome, years-long process.

Then Korda heard about an obscure immigration program called EB-5. In exchange for sinking $500,000 or $1 million into a government-approved economic development project that creates at least 10 jobs, foreign investors can quickly obtain a two-year green card and get on a fast track to permanent residency and, ultimately, to citizenship.

“I thought it was too good to be true,” says Korda, a polite and well-spoken Englishman, during a phone interview.

The EB-5 program has earned the nickname “million-dollar visa,” and it’s easy to see why. Anyone with a clean record and $1 million — or $500,000 in Vermont’s case —can, in essence, cut the line ahead of refugees and nonwealthy immigrants slogging through the immigration bureaucracy.

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Leahy, have made no apologies for an immigration policy that gives deeppocketed foreigners speedier service than the proverbial huddled masses.

Rich immigrants are adding wealth to the country and creating jobs Americans need, the argument goes. It’s in everyone’s interest to make it easy for them to spend their money here.

But some critics contend that anyone projecting real job gains based on EB-5 is counting their chickens before they hatch. Even the feds admit accountability has not been their number-one priority.

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orda learned of Jay Peak’s EB-5 immigrant investor offer and visited the resort during the summer of 2006. He met with resort co-owner and president Bill Stenger, who showed him the new golf course and plans for expansion. Three days later, Korda left Vermont having committed half a million dollars to Stenger’s venture.

“It looked fantastic,” says Korda, who

was an avid skier in Europe but has yet to hit the slopes in Vermont. “I was very impressed with the place. One strength of Jay Peak is Bill Stenger himself. He gave us confidence.”

Months later, with his temporary green card in hand, Korda moved his wife and two kids to Naples, Fla. Aside from an initial trip to Jay Peak the preceding year, he hasn’t set foot in Vermont.

Korda is one of dozens of foreigners funneling tens of millions of dollars into expansion projects at Vermont ski resorts in economically hard-hit parts of the state. His money is helping finance an ambitious expansion at Jay Peak that includes an indoor water park, an ice-skating rink, a new hotel with 57 suites and room for 220 guests, and new shops, restaurants and pubs.

When completed in 2012, the new Jay Peak will employ some 600 new workers year round and create twice as many “indirect jobs” in poor towns around the mountain, according to Stenger.

The goal is to turn Jay Peak, which has a summit view into Canada, from a winter escape into an all-season playground for thrill seekers from both sides of the border.

It looked like a safe investment to Korda, who’s personally more interested in white sand beaches than white ski slopes. The lawyer, who describes himself as successful but “by no means a multimillionaire,” sank his entire life savings into the $500,000 Jay Peak investment so he could live in America. His heart is in Florida.

Vermont just offered a way to get there.

“I fell in love with the lifestyle and the attitudes in America and found it increasingly difficult to go home,” Korda says. “This is a country where things get done.”

Today, Korda is a practicing immigration attorney in Naples and helps other foreign investors process EB-5 applications. He is also, along with dozens of others, a limited partner in Jay Peak

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odeled on Canada’s foreign investor visa, the EB-5 program was launched in 1991 under the first President Bush as a way to get money and jobs into the country. After stumbling through early scandals, the program hit its stride and is now channeling large fortunes into business expansion, earning hundreds of foreign nationals quick and easy green cards.

The visa program gives foreigners like Korda, who might have trouble securing a work visa, a direct route to a green card that admits spouses and children under 21 along with them.

Investors can live and work anywhere in the country, and their kids can attend college at U.S. resident costs.

Vermont embraced the idea and, in 1997, created a state office under the Agency of Commerce and Community Development to connect foreign investors with local businesses seeking money to grow. Significantly, the entirety of Vermont, with the exception of Greater Burlington, was designated as a Targeted Unemployment Area, a measure that cuts by half — from $1 million to $500,000 — the amount an investor needs to spend to qualify for a green card.

Sugarbush Resort is raising $20 million from 40 investors in Asia, the Middle East and Europe to pay for a new guest services lodge. The 40,000-square-foot building will house everything from children’s day care and lockers, to ski and equipment rentals, and will adjoin a “magic carpet” lift that whisks guests to new “learn-toski/ride” areas for kids and adults. The project is scheduled to break ground as soon as this spring.

“When we purchased the resort in 2001, we inherited a terrific mountain with terrific facilities, with a lot of aging infrastructure,” says Sugarbush co-owner Adam Greshin, a state representative from Fayston. “We want to provide a new, modern resort environment for guests. Every business needs to update its infrastructure, and the cost of doing that is quite high.”

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Gov. Jim Douglas has made himself a visible pitchman for the program. At the end of this month, he will lead a Vermont delegation on a whirlwind trip through Asia in search of investment dollars. From October 21 to November 1, Douglas, Stenger and others will barnstorm convention centers in Seoul, Shanghai, Hong Kong and Taipei, where they’ll sell Vermont and its businesses as the best investment an Asian entrepreneur can make. At stake will be millions of investment dollars, hundreds of Vermont jobs and dozens of green cards for foreigners who might otherwise find it almost impossible to get one.

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fact, being created. Hundreds of Vermonters have already been put to work constructing the wood-frame hotel rising at the base of the mountain, he says.

Robert Kruszka, who heads the EB-5 program for the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS), believes the visa program is creating the jobs it promises, but admits: “We can’t count indirect jobs. Nobody can count them. That’s based on economic theory.”

Kruszka guesses that fully 75 percent of the jobs created by EB-5 in Vermont and elsewhere are indirect jobs based on formulas; only a quarter are “direct” jobs you can count.

What’s more, Kruszka essentially admits that he’s ignored for two years a USCIS directive to audit EB-5 programs and report the results every three months, an order for more oversight that stemmed from “well-documented past abuses in the alien investor program.”

“I can’t say I report to the public,” Kruszka says. “I believe we’re supposed to. I don’t remember having to report to Congress, even though I think I have to. I haven’t been asked to do one.”

That’s not OK, says Doug Hoffer, a Burlington-based policy analyst who has followed the EB-5 program with interest. If the U.S. is trading green cards for greenbacks as a matter of national policy, he believes, the government should know exactly how many jobs of which kinds are being created, and should make that information available to the public.

The current wait time for regular immigrants to get a green card is between one and five years. Immigrant investors can have a temporary green card in fewer than three months, a permanent one 18 months later and full U.S. citizenship within five years.

“I don’t see them cutting the line,” Jay Peak’s Bill Stenger says. “I see them investing in areas [where] we desperately need capital, and they are getting something in exchange.”

Anthony Korda also sees it as perfectly fair: “These people are pumping money into the American economy, and they want something in return. Why shouldn’t they get a green card?”

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The Northeast Kingdom consistently reports the highest unemployment rates in the state — almost twice those found in more affluent communities such as Woodstock and Stowe. The need for high-paying jobs there and elsewhere in Vermont cannot be overstated.

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But does the EB-5 program create the jobs it promises?

Stenger and the state officials running Vermont’s EB-5 program say yes.

But the details are less clear, and built as much on economic models as on actual employees you can count.

To get a green card in most places, a foreign investor must prove through pay stubs and W-2 tax forms that his money has created at least 10, 35-hour-a week jobs at the targeted business.

Because most of Vermont’s a Targeted Unemployment Area, investors here only need to demonstrate with economic formulas that their money will indirectly create 10 jobs in surrounding towns.

Stenger’s project at Jay Peak, for instance, is expected to create 600 yearround jobs, ranging from lower-wage waiters and chambermaids to highly paid executive chefs and IT managers.

But Stenger is banking on generating about twice as many “indirect jobs.” The theory: New Jay Peak employees will spend their income on cars (so dealerships hire more salespeople), lunches (restaurants hire more cooks) and groceries (supermarkets hire more checkout clerks).

Stenger says the models are government approved and that jobs are, in

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could have been somebody instead of a hack, which is what I am. That’s what I say to myself en route to the ice rink. It’s not that I can’t skate or shoot; I just haven’t learned to play hockey with chutzpah.

I might have, if my parents hadn’t swamped me with extracurriculars in our overachieving New York City suburb. Hockey practice, to my mind, was an athletic variation on the piano lesson. Even as the 6-foot-3 captain of my high school hockey team, I didn’t apply

What drives their passion? The late hockey writer Jack Falla suggests that authentic pucksters are weaned in the outdoors. “My backyard rink makes my life better,” Falla asserts in his 2008 book Open Ice: Reflections and Confessions of a Hockey Lifer. “And merely looking out the kitchen or den windows at the rink takes me back to my childhood, when most of my skating was outdoors on ponds and lakes.”

Outdoor ice is inherently cooler. It is gritty and uneven. It tests your mettle.

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y first stop is Deputy State Auditor George Thabault’s backyard rink. The 52-by72-foot surface lies at the end of a Colchester cul-de-sac and strikes me as a hockey buff’s field of dreams: Ringed by hand-painted plywood boards, the rink features 100-watt lights, benches, goals, a fire pit and a mesh contraption for catching stray slappers.

Thabault, 59, greets me wearing an oversized Montréal Canadiens jersey.

He says this rink has been open since 2000, when his kids were teenagers. His neighbors reimburse him the $500 he pays every two years for a new 60-by200-foot plastic tarp. Contractor buddies leveled his ice and straightened his boards.

Thabault never played organized hockey, but he skates with a confident stride honed over years of outdoor games. When I hit his ice, I slide him a puck on his way to the net. Goal.

Thabault says playing outdoor hockey a few times a week ensures he doesn’t catch cold. What a man, I think.

But later on, Thabault reveals that he’s concerned about his rink’s future. A few years ago, kids would play all night.

Now his kids attend college at Ithaca and Wesleyan, and local students are dropping by less frequently. “Growing up in Winooski, there was always a rink around, and you’d go out for a few hours after supper,” he says with a sigh. “For some of these kids, the time commitments are numerous.”

“What are you going to do?” I ask.

Thabault says his wife wants to start having a “no-sticks” session for nonplayers. As if. Thabault says he’s thinking of advertising this backyard rink at a local bus stop. I can’t tell if he’s serious. But I’m sure there are livelier Vermont skating scenes waiting to be discovered.

A few weeks later, I call Damian Renzello, an East Montpelier entrepreneur who makes his living off pond hockey. Renzello owns Porta-Rinx, a company that exports backyard rinks and mini Zambonis to 34 states and several foreign countries, including Canada, Kazakhstan, Russia and Mexico. He tells me that 40 or 50 of his 600 domestic rinks can be found in Vermont. Would I care to swing by his workshop?

Renzello lives in a modest, vinylsided house near the intersection of Routes 2 and 14. When I arrive on a sunny Saturday afternoon, the chatty 39-year-old wears a black San Jose Sharks jumpsuit, and his face looks incongruously tan. That’s because

myself. When I started at Middlebury College in 2003, I had too much going on to call the coach.

Now 25, I usually arrive late, with half-sharpened skates, for men’s-league games at Leddy Park Arena. Drinking beer in the locker room afterward, I feel satisfied in a dull way, as if I’ve just filed my tax returns. Vermont natives, by contrast, radiate a natural enthusiasm for the sport that I can’t fake.

At least, that is what I had learned from movies. The nearest pond to my parents’ two-car garage was filled with geese and almost never froze. In 1996, my dad flooded our backyard porch, but I bumped into my brother on the small rink.

Last winter, I realized I had gone a quarter century without playing a proper winter’s worth of pond hockey. I resolved to take my game outside.

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Renzello has just returned from Mexico City, where local authorities paid him to build a refrigerated 100-by-80-foot outdoor rink — and adorn it with Mexico’s national colors.

As we shuffle through his cluttered workshop, Renzello says he’s a natural inventor. Twelve years ago, his mother suggested that he invent a kit so hockey players could skate in their backyards sans hassle.

“I says, ‘Ma, what a great idea!’ So I invented Porta-Rinx.” A few years later, Renzello was sick of flooding rinks with a garden hose. “I figured if somebody invented a baby Zamboni, they’d call it a ‘Bambini.’ So I did.”

I ask Renzello if he knows any good backyard rinks. He admits he can’t skate — “Isn’t

“Yeah.” “I just did it again.”) Schmidt, a fit guy wearing a blue anorak, tells me that he grew up skating on Lake Groton — aka Groton Pond — and that it was a pain to shovel. This $3195 Porta-Rinx, by contrast, is much easier to manage.

“This is the childhood I never had,” I say, thinking I may have found the perfect outdoor hockey experience. “This is the childhood I wish I had better,” Schmidt notes. Renzello beams like a proud matchmaker.

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urtis Pond is hard to find without a map. When I ask for directions at the Calais Town Clerk’s office, a secretary looks at me askance.

After a few twists and turns, I park beside the pond and grab my skates. An ice fisherman looks like a bug from this distance. On a cleared-off portion near the pond’s southeastern shore, someone has planted red hockey nets and a handful of milk crates. Bingo.

“OK to play without permission?” I ask a guy passing on a tractor.

“Don’t know,” he says. “Worst that could happen is, you get kicked off.”

I plop down on a milk crate and lace my skates. The freshly flooded pond feels even crisper against my edges than Schmidt’s Porta-Rinx. Better still, coniferous trees and a windswept plain lend this scene a rugged quality — I feel as though I’m enduring a hockey version of the

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it ironic?” — but that his neighbor, “Goober” Schaar Schmidt, owns a killer 50-by-100-foot Porta-Rinx. “Goob’s the guy when it comes to pond hockey,” Renzello assures me as we climb into a company SUV. His license plate reads ICETIME. Schmidt’s house, a stately place nestled in a grove of evergreens, lies about 10 minutes from Renzello’s shop. We go straight for the backyard. Schmidt’s Porta-Rinx doesn’t have boards, but in other respects it is more professional than George Thabault’s. Its industrial floodlights, for example, dwarf Thabault’s 100-watt bulbs. And in contrast to his wooden benches and rustic fire pit, Schmidt has a warming room complete with leather couch, mini-bar and a kegerator — think Mystery, Alaska meets Swingers.

After lacing my skates on Schmidt’s couch, I step outside to find him drinking beer with Renzello at the edge of his rink. The two men are watching Schmidt’s adolescent son practice his wrist shot. (“Dad, guess what?” “What?” “ ’Member that thing I did in my game?”

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Siberian training montage in Rocky IV. Twenty minutes later, as I pause to watch my breath evaporate, a car pulls up to the pond. Out walks a fit guy with gray hair and a wide smile. I explain that I’m a reporter from Burlington “on assignment,” and that Curtis Pond is my last research site. The man introduces himself as Don Heise, the pond’s abutting neighbor and unofficial steward. I take off my skates, follow him to his house, and rest my feet beside his woodstove.

Turns out Heise, 61, is a painting contractor and hockey enthusiast who has been constructing homemade rinks since the late 1970s in North Fayston, Warren and Duxbury. “The older the kids got,” he explains with a laugh, “the bigger the rink got.”

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As Heise talks, his son Coby taps on a computer beside a poster of Martin St. Louis, a University of Vermont hockey star — and Canadian pond-hockey enthusiast — who went on to play professionally in the National Hockey League.

Coby, 33, tried out for the UVM team with St. Louis in the mid-1990s and says players who train outdoors tend to excel.

Although the region has more indoor rinks today than when he was a kid, he adds, “You see a lot less creativity with the stick.”

Then I notice Coby’s 2-year-old son, Maddox, waddling to and fro beside the living room television. Apparently he is preparing to watch the Boston Bruins. As Curtis Pond reflects moonlight through a window, Heise says his grandson’s only pond-hockey experience so far has been walking around the ice in his boots pushing a milk crate. However, adds Coby, he and Maddox now live around the corner, “which pretty much guarantees that this guy is going to go skating all the time.” m 8v-Hauntedforest101409.indd 1

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was not alone in my search for toddler size 6 boots and 70-centimeter skis at the South Burlington High School ski swap last month. All around me, parents with barely walking wee ones were frantically trying to find the smallest possible finely tuned equipment to clamp on their offsprings’ feet and send them flying down a slick, snow-covered hill. Crazy? Maybe. But for Vermonters, getting kids to ski at age 2 or 3 is akin to New Yorkers applying to Manhattan’s best preschools before they even become pregnant.

“Learning to ski should be every Vermont kid’s birthright,” says Joe Cutts, the Burlington-based SKI maga-

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snowy mountainside when you’re 7 or 8 years old really gives you confidence in other things.”

Bolton Valley For views of Lake Champlain and proximity to Burlington, Bolton Valley has other ski resorts beat among Chittenden County parents. But kids have to be 4 or older to ski in the Mountain Explorers program ($42 for a day) at Bolton; to snowboard, they have to be at least 6.

“Sometimes we’ll do a private lesson for a little bit younger, but not too much younger,” says Bolton Valley spokesperson Josh Arenson. Info, 434-3444; boltonvalley.com.

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zine editor, former coach and Cochran’s Ski Area board member. “Skiing, way more than basketball or hockey or soccer, is the one sport where Vermont kids have an advantage and can really go on to compete on a world stage.”

Cutts points to Green Mountainbred Andrea Mead Lawrence, Billy Kidd, Barbara Ann Cochran and Chip Knight, along with the new generation of Cochran cousins, as examples of the state’s skiing heritage. “It’s definitely a Vermont kid’s likeliest route to an Olympics — or an appearance in a big ski movie.”

So, on the eve of the Vancouver Olympic Winter Games, and in the midst of ski-movie mania around Burlington, here’s the lowdown on lessons for little ones at local ski areas.

But parents, take note: It’s not just about dumping your kid at ski school and calling it a day. As Cutts concludes: “Skiing with little kids is ridiculously fun. It gets them outdoors in winter, it toughens them and — think about it — being able to chuck yourself down a

be a favorite for cabin-fevered families, thanks in part to its all-ages trails and plastic skis that slip right over regular toddler boots. “My little guy started at 2,” says Catamount Executive Director Eric Bowker. “He loved it.” Strap-on ski rentals are just 10 bucks for the day, and you pay no trail fees for kids under 6. Tots too cold or timid to try skiing on their own can ride behind mom or dad in a Chariot, which Catamount rents for $10 an hour (reservations are recommended on weekends). There’s sledding and other winter fun, too. Info, 879-6001; catamountoutdoor.com.

Cochran’s Ski Area The country’s ne plus ultra of teaching tykes to downhill ski, Cochran’s starts its ski and snowboard instructional series at age 6. But in a “Cochran’s original” twist, parents can learn how to teach their own kids through the Ski Tots program for ages 3 to 5. For $145 for four separate morning sessions (including full-day lift tickets), instructors will school parents in the

fine art of getting kids to make “pizza” with their skis. Then “Nippers” aged 6 and under can compete in the Lollipop Races on Sunday, putting themselves on the path, maybe, to compete in the Olympic Winter Games someday.

(Multiple Cochrans, and charges of the family’s ski school, have become Olympians.) Info, 434-2479; cochran skiarea.com.

Mad River Glen Ski it if you can? Pretty much. Kids’ private lessons begin at age 3, for $50 an hour. Kids 4 to 12 learning to ski for the first time can benefit from the small instructor-to-child ratio (one to three) in the season-long Rockin’ Robins program (from $425 for December through March). For seasoned preschoolers who’ve been schussing since

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Stowe Stowe-bound skiers with kids under 13 months are out of luck; while many ski areas take babies as young as 6 weeks, this resort’s day care center tends

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Sugarbush The ’Bush’s best ski school program may be its Mountaineering Blazers, a season-long lesson in such backcountry skills as climbing with skins and freeheel bindings, survival methods and winter camping; kids even get to spend a night in a mountain lodge. But for 3-year-old “Micro Bears” who know how to use the Charmin, half-day onsnow lessons start at $79 (not including lunch or equipment rental). Info, 5836300; sugarbush.com. 

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Smugglers’ Notch Toilet training stinks. But most ski schools don’t deal with kids until they’ve passed that milestone. So for parents with potty-averse little people, Smugglers’ Notch — whose ski school pioneer Peter Ingvoldstad just won the North American Snowsports Journalists Association Lifetime Achievement Award — may be the best thing since, well, diapers. Nationally acclaimed for its family-friendly approach, the resort has a Little Rascals program ($129 per day, including rental equipment) that teaches kids as young

them beginning at age 1. But pottytrained 3-year-olds can learn to ski in the full-day Cubs Adventure program (from $115, not including equipment); in semi-private and two-hour 3 Ski lessons (from $74); and in the seasonlong CubBusters program ($1625 until October 30). You must be at least 21 to learn the pleasures of the Sugarhouse cocktail ($14), made with Sapling Maple Liquor and Vermont Ultra Vodka, in Stowe Mountain Lodge’s Hourglass bar. Info, 253-3000; stowe.com.

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they could walk, the hard-core ski area has a “purple Chipmunk” program appropriate for any kid age 4 to 6 who “skis primarily in a dynamic parallel on blue and green trails and in a widetrack parallel on black-marked trails,” according to ski school director Terry Barbour. But the best news is that fullseason passes for kids 12 and under are free — if you sign up by October 15. Info, 496-3551; madriverglen.com.

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eil Van Dyke and Brian Lindner are not guys you want to see in the backcountry. If you do encounter them, it generally means one of two things.

Either you were irresponsible and had an accident — or you just had an accident. Regardless of how you came to make the gents’ acquaintance, it’s a safe bet you’d rather never meet them in the first place. Encountering either in the backcountry probably means you’re in bad shape — sprained ankle, broken leg or worse.

Van Dyke and Lindner are backcountry rescuers who run Stowe Mountain Rescue and Waterbury Backcountry Rescue Team, respectively. Both have devoted years to getting people out of sticky situations far from civilization.

Van Dyke’s and Lindner’s teams go where ambulances can’t — scree-filled gullies, remote rock ledges, ice-slicked embankments. Their respective teams aren’t the only backcountry rescue squads in the region, but if you get stuck on Mount Mansfield or Camel’s Hump, these are the folks who are going to get you down.

Compared with the unforgiving Rockies, where death in a backcountry accident is not an impossibility, Vermont may seem too tame to necessitate teams like Van Dyke’s and Lindner’s. But the mountainous terrain here can be every bit as rugged and the weather even more unpredictable.

The number of people needing rescuing from our mountains is “picking up dramatically,” says Lindner, who is a manager at National Life when he’s not rescuing people with WBRT or ski patrolling at Stowe. A combination of factors is making the backcountry more accessible, including advances in gear, increasing numbers of activity options and the human need to always push the limits. In 2009, the Stowe team has responded to 23 calls in the area around Mount Mansfield. Lindner’s crew, which covers the region around Camel’s Hump, has responded to seven calls so far this year.

In Vermont, there are two different types of backcountry rescue teams. Stowe Mountain Rescue and Colchester Technical Rescue, both municipal agencies, are considered high-angle rescue teams. Waterbury Backcountry Rescue Team, a volunteer agency funded through a private nonprofit, is considered a low-angle team. The difference, Lindner quips, is that if someone from his team falls during a rescue, the worst that will happen is he’ll get a bad bruise.

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search-and-rescue operations, Cushing says, the state police can manage a scene and do the ground tracking and the grid work. But for most technical rescue work, they have to call in the Stowe or Colchester teams.

All of Van Dyke’s team members are EMTs, and all participate in trainings twice a month. Slipand-falls that result in lower-leg injuries are the most common calls they get, but they train for much more. SMR members focus on preparing for rescues that hold the highest risk and

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In March, the team Formal backcountry responded to a call rescue has a long history in Vermont. about a snowshoer hiking on the Moss Van Dyke, who owns the Golden Eagle Glen Falls Trail who got too close to Resort in Stowe, was one of the original the edge of the trail and fell about 50 founders of Stowe Mountain Rescue feet down a steep, rocky embankment 29 years ago. Since then, his team has into the river. The team had to lower a become one of the most respected litter to the snowshoer and pull him up rescue operations in the country. onto the trail for treatment. Then they Composed of just 12 people, it is gener- belayed him back down the icy trail ally involved with every major back- to where he could be carried out to a country rescue in the region. waiting ambulance. The snowshoer Like municipal fire and rescue sustained multiple trauma injuries, but departments, the backcountry teams without the rescue team it would have provide mutual aid in many emergen- been hard to get him out alive, or at cies, says Sgt. Robert Cushing, team all. leader of the Vermont State Police’s Lindner’s team, founded in 2002, Search and Rescue Team. In large-scale has also had to deal with its share of

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serious accidents. Two years ago, the WBRT was called to a trail on Camel’s Hump to assist a hiker who had broken her leg after slipping on wet rocks. The hiker landed in a watery area, couldn’t get herself out and stayed in the water until the team arrived. It took nearly three hours to get her down.

Both Van Dyke and Lindner say that many of the accidents they respond to could be prevented by people taking precautions. Because many don’t consider the Vermont backcountry to be all that dangerous, they don’t plan appropriately before heading out, both men gripe. “One of our big focuses is to educate people to consider what they’re getting into,” Van Dyke says.

“They don’t think of what they’re doing as a backcountry activity, which requires a different skill set and different equipment.”

Simple precautions like telling someone where you’re going, when you’re leaving and when you’ll be back can make all the difference. Because communication is spotty in most alpine areas of the state, rescue teams often don’t have good information about the location of a victim. Lindner says getting the facts is like playing a game of telephone — by the time the rescue team gets word of someone in need of its services, the message has often been garbled and changed. Essential directional words like “south” can easily become “down” as the message travels, which can dramatically affect response times, Lindner says.

In addition to letting someone know where you’re going, it’s a good idea, Van Dyke says, to gather information about your destination. Carry a map and a compass or a GPS unit. Do not rely on your cellphone, rescuers say, because on the off-chance you get service, the batteries will run out quickly.

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In addition to those basic tips, rescuers advise against taking the Vermont backcountry for granted. It only takes one little trip on the trail to snap a limb, and if you’re not properly prepared, you could wait hours for a way out.

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• Don’t start out too late in the day.

Everything takes longer in the backcountry than people think.

• Be mindful of the weather. A zerodegree day is not a good day for backcountry explorations.

• Bring extra clothing and food and adequate water, even if you think you’re only going to be out for a couple of hours.

• Always carry a headlamp in your pack.

If you don’t have a headlamp, and someone in your party needs rescuing, you will be more of a hindrance than a help to rescuers.

services, Waterbury reserves the right to bill them depending on the nature of the call and how prepared and responsible the subject was. There is considerable debate in the backcountry rescue community on the issue of whether to fine people for irresponsibility and poor decisions. One line of thinking is that people who need rescuing will fear the charges and try to extract themselves, thus endangering themselves and creating more work for the rescuers.

In states like New Hampshire and Maine, laws have settled the question: People who head out to the backcountry unprepared and need rescuing get a fine from the state for their irresponsibility.

Though Stowe Mountain Rescue advocates against such penalties, Van Dyke recognizes the need for some sort of intervention to prevent people from heading to the backcountry unprepared.

“This sort of mindset has crept in where people say, I never thought it would happen to me,” Van Dyke says.

“In a way, we’ve become less self-reliant.

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Winter Preview boards strapped to his feet, Bouchard can sample the first turns of the season with just a peach fuzz of frost between him and the ground.

Bouchard, a 40-year-old elementary school teacher, first read about junkboarding four years ago in Skiing Magazine. The crude planks are a tinkerer’s response to a simple question: What’s the best tool for skiing over dirt and weeds made slippery by a thin dusting of snow? Conventional skis tend to be too narrow to allow a skier to float over the rough surface, and their edges will unexpectedly bite into the ground, causing all kinds of painful crashes. You want something short and light — for easy maneuverability — yet also wide and stiff, for flotation and control. It turns out that a junked snowboard, split down the middle with a table saw, has all the right elements.

Bouchard and a friend, both keen to get a jump on the season, promptly acquired some old snowboards and repaired to Bouchard’s garage to begin the surgery. The boards bucked and protested as the saw chopped through graphite and fiberglass. “It wasn’t pretty,” Bouchard recalls. Nor was the result: Spray-painted black, the skis have uneven sidewalls, and their tips and tails

are freehand approximations. But they looked decent enough to give Bouchard and his friend some hope.

To solve the edge problem, they decided to make outside edges from the middle of the board — that way, the ski would be apt to smear across the snow instead of digging into the earth. Then they needed to figure out a way to mount the telemark bindings. Regular skis have special inserts for that purpose. Drilling screws into the soft base material of a snowboard would produce disastrous results, as the bindings would probably rip out once put to the test. Bouchard settled on countersunk T-nuts, which turn the ski into a sort of binding sandwich with the circular washers protruding on the base of the boards. “You know, in shape for telemark skiing, but they’re old, junky a few days of junkboarding can boards,” Bouchard be a good primer. And when the says, “so it doesn’t snow starts to pile up, Bouchard really matter.” The is ready. “When you can say, ‘I system hasn’t failed started making turns in October,’” yet. he points out, “it makes all the Bouchard and a difference.” few of his buddies On a recent evening at rack up about 10 days the Bouchard household, a year on the junkDave’s mother is visiting from boards at Mad River Connecticut. She’s never heard Glen, Sugarbush and of junkboarding and had no idea Stowe, both in the her son was skiing on fast grass. early season and long “I don’t want to know,” she says.

D ave Bo u c h a r d after the mountains Her reaction is typical. “Most have closed for the people just think it’s frickin’ summer. But it’s the beginning of the dangerous,” Bouchard says. He’s taken season that’s most important, Bouchard his fair share of spills, tearing pants and says. There’s no ideal way to get the legs returning home muddy, but he stresses

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that he and his friends don’t go fast enough to get badly injured.

For those who want to give junkboarding a try, Bouchard has a few words of advice. First, find a snowboard that’s longer and stiffer than average — say, 155 centimeters. Next, choose your terrain wisely: Freshly mowed blue-square trails are perfect, since black diamonds tend to be too steep and rocky. Use stiff boots, keep your feet light and fast on the snow, and stay centered on your skis, as slow patches can hurl you headlong. “As far as maintenance and care,” Bouchard says, “there’s none.” m To watch Bouchard and his friends on their junkboards, visit www.youtube. com/watch?v=Yh1-uUYIz5w.

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begins to come apart under the strain.

Opus handles a central challenge of the stagecraft with finesse: finding a believable way for actors to “play” the string instruments. Vermont Stage uses musical tracks by a pro quartet, recorded for the show’s first production in 2006. The actors bow along in time with the music, without actually making contact with the strings, but leave their left hands motionless on the instruments’ fingerboards. Music coach David Gusakov (of the Vermont Symphony Orchestra) has tutored them expertly; on opening night, only Jack Bradt, as Carl, was less than perfect at maintaining the seamless pantomime.

Hollinger writes musically. Pauses in the dialogue function like rests in a score; interruptions give syncopation to the rhythm of the speech. Director Jason Jacobs conducts the talented ensemble cast with taut precision, which makes Hollinger’s smart script sing.

Jenny C. Fulton’s sleek set design establishes an elegant canvas for the action.

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any of us can say that music is one of the greatest joys in life, whether we prefer hiphop or opera. But pursuing music professionally can be a grueling path. Classical musicians begin training as children. The few who have enough talent and grit to make it as pros face a lifetime of relentless rehearsal, travel and performance. These demands sometimes sap the passion that inspired the initial pursuit.

Playwright Michael Hollinger knows this life intimately. Shortly after getting his BA in viola performance from the Oberlin Conservatory, he abruptly switched careers. He quit the viola and started writing for the theater. Opus (2006), his one-act play about a string quartet in crisis, resonates with an insider’s affectionate yet unsparing perspective on the high-strung world of classical music.

The show’s New England premiere, with the Vermont Stage Company, features sophisticated production design and a stellar cast.

Opus means “work” in Latin, and also refers to how classical composers numbered pieces in their oeuvre. Hollinger’s story focuses on the behind-the-scenes struggles of the fictional Lazara Quartet, made up of fortysomething men who have been playing together since college. They are prepping for their biggest performance ever: at the White House, for a national television audience. But they’ve just fired their emotionally unstable violist, Dorian, and have only six days to find a replacement.

Grace’s audition blows them away.

Her musicianship matches perfectly, and the group immediately invites her to join. But blending personal chemistry proves tougher. At just 25, the diffident, fresh-faced newbie finds herself among seasoned, somewhat-jaded vets who share a long history. As the show alternates between flashbacks and scenes of rehearsing for the upcoming gig, the tensions that tore at the original four members are revealed. And new frictions emerge when the quartet decides to tackle a tough piece for its command performance, Beethoven’s intimidating Opus 131.

Cellist Carl, the calm family man, notes,

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t the end of a long day on the slopes, after stripping off soggy outerwear and packing the car with frigid fingers, it’s easy to give in to the temptation of the closest cafeteria. Fragrant whiffs of pizza, French fries and steaming bowls of chowder are hard to resist, even if you already paid premium prices when you grabbed lunch.

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• Thompson’s Flour Shop Bakery • The Warren Store • The Reservoir Being a vegetarian snowboarder can be challenging at times.

Not that my herbivorous diet prevents me from shredding sick gnar — my distinct lack of skill is really what holds me back. It’s the eating sitch at the mountain that can give me agita.

Most ski resort cafeterias are stocked with meat eaters in mind — pepperoni pizza, chicken fingers and meatball subs are staples of the lodges in this area. I can get by on French fries and cheese pizza, but since I’d rather not break out like a 14-year-old, I try to keep my lodge dining to a minimum.

Luckily, though, it’s not all boilerplate slope slop in the ski areas of Vermont. When I’m finished with a sweet jib sesh, there are plenty of places I can go to get a healthy, filling meal sans meat. Here are a few of my faves.

Thompson’s Flour Shop Bakery 407 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-0800

Visitors to Stowe, the state’s preeminent ski town, appear to have endless choices when it comes to eating out. Along the Mountain Road alone, one can find everything from fast food to find-dining. Some of these restaurants stand out more than others, especially those that cater to tourists.

Thompson’s Flour Shop Bakery is not one of them.

It’s easy to drive right by the café without noticing it.

The exterior is instantly forgettable, and the whole building gets lost amid the loud ski shops and novelty restaurants that surround it. Inside, the décor is a kitschy play on your grandmother’s house. Everything is floral, from the valances to the tablecloths. Fake plants hang from the walls, which are sponge-painted in greens and tans.

Ahh, but the food. The food is nothing like I remember my grandmother making. Just about everything at the café, which Kathy Thompson started as a bakery

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Since winter is looming, a trio of Seven Days staffers decided to seek out some of those spots. With different desires driving us — Lauren Ober’s a vegetarian, Alice Levitt a connoisseur of cheap eats and Suzanne Podhaizer a seeker of culinary excellence — we struck out for the great unknown to find restaurants like-minded Vermonters will love, whether they’re famished after a powder day or simply tooling around the state.

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• The Blue Donkey • Stella Notte • Back Behind Restaurant & Barbecue Smokehouse You won’t be seeing me on the slopes. If I ventured there, my name would quickly be added to the esteemed company that includes Sonny Bono and Natasha Richardson.

Ambulating without comically large appendages on my feet is effort enough.

I am, however, willing to make a day trip for a worthy restaurant or two. With all the eating out I do, I try to focus on hearty meals that won’t break the bank. If anyone knows how to order a massive meal for less than $10, I do.

But on the mountain, that’s just not going to happen. You can roll into a random bar and get a burger — if you don’t mind one straight from the microwave. If that’s not your thing, here are my picks for some quality tastes on a reasonable budget.

The Blue Donkey

1669 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-3100

For a taste of the big city, Stowe skiers need go no farther than The Blue Donkey. The counter — which will expand to a full-sized restaurant this winter — takes its name and outlook from New York City’s Blue Donkey Grill. Jim Goldsmith and Kim Kaufman, the New York location’s owners, are part-time Stowe residents. Their co-owner, Jeff Grab, was building their vacation home when he suggested they open a Vermont outpost of their successful bar.

For now, the Mountain Road Blue Donkey’s alcoholic offerings are only beer and wine. Long Trail and Otter Creek bottles sit alongside cans of Pabst and Labatt, all of which can be poured into eco-friendly corn cups. The relatively small drink menu doesn’t keep the restaurant from having the vibe of a watering hole, and its running theme is clear from the words on its sign: “Burgers on Boards.” A Burton board with a tribal-looking design is affixed above the bathroom

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SUZANNE’S SUGGESTIONS • Solstice at Stowe Mountain Lodge • The Green Cup Café & Bakery I don’t get to whip down the blue squares as often as I’d like, but I find myself motoring into ski towns on a regular basis, because many of Vermont’s finest eateries can be found within a few minutes of a mountain.

No coincidence there. With our population centers few and far between, opening a restaurant in a touristy area is a savvy business move: A menu that draws locals and city folk alike is a recipe for success. And, since out-of-towners love to shell out for Vermont products, it would be loco not to go localvore.

Solstice at Stowe Mountain Lodge 7412 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-3560

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After chef-owner SISSY HICKS sold the DORSET INN early last year, she planned to make ends meet by hawking some of the specialty products she’s developed over the years: Think roasted-tomato salad dressing, Concord grape jelly and cheddar cheese straws. She bottles her dressings at the VERMONT FOOD VENTURE CENTER in Fairfax, and for her other products, Hicks says, “I was able to purchase a house [in Middletown] from my nephew to put in a production kitchen.”

But Hicks, coauthor of two cookbooks based on her recipes from the inn, couldn’t stay behind the scenes. Her Middletown house has become SISSY’S KITCHEN, a takeout operation running all day, six days a week. “It’s working. The shop seems to be doing well,” she says, mentioning that folks from Middletown have been “very supportive,” and old fans from Dorset stop in on a regular basis.

In the a.m., patrons find everything from breakfast sandwiches to brioche with smoked trout and scrambled eggs. At dinner, the menu goes global, with fare such as curried lamb, pot roast Provençal and MISTY KNOLL chicken Parmigiana. “I like a lot of variety,” Hicks attests. “But I try to gear it toward things people can just pick up and go without me fussing too much.” Although she switches things up regularly, Hicks makes sure her best sellers are in the freezer case: “I always keep chicken pot pie and shepherd’s pie because they sell a bunch,” she says.

She tries to keep prices low, too, despite using lots of local ingredients. “I don’t make a lot of money — I pay my bills,” Hicks says. “But people need to experience good food, and I just like to keep it affordable for them.”

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Last week, we reported that Hansen Beverage Company, maker of Monster energy drinks, sent a cease and desist order to MATT NADEAU, owner of ROCK ART BREWERY. Why was the giant West Coast biz picking on a little guy in Vermont? Its reps claim the name of his “Vermonster” barley wine would “undoubtedly create a likelihood of confusion” among customers.

Since then, the news has spread like wildfire. On Monday, the Boston Globe ran a short Associated Press report on the controversy. On Facebook, a group called “Vermonters and Craft Beer Drinkers Against Monster” has swelled to more than 1300 members. Nadeau — who was cranking his “rallying music,” Danzig, when Seven Days called — says he’s received pledges of support from beer lovers nationwide. “We’ve had people in Hansen’s backyard — San Diego, Los Angeles — proclaiming profound support,” he boasts.

But GEORGE BERGIN and JEN SWIATEK, owners of the BEVERAGE WAREHOUSE in Winooski, took their distaste for Hansen’s actions a few steps further — they eradicated all traces of Monster from their store, even though it was their best-selling line of energy drinks. “We took down all [Hansen] signs; we emptied the coolers; we took down their racks,” says Bergin.

How have customers in need of caffeine been coping? “When we tell them what’s going on, they’ve been very supportive of Rock Art,” Bergin reports.

“They purchase different energy drinks.”

At the suggestion of his lawyer, Nadeau declined to expound on the details of Hansen’s most recent communiqué, but he made it clear the company’s response wasn’t what he’d hoped for. “It basically was ridiculous,” he gripes.

Although Nadeau knows he can’t win a “dollar for dollar” fight against the much bigger biz, he says he’s happy to be giving Hansen’s reputation a smackdown, Vermont-style: “It’s

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from her home in 1990, is homemade, save the bottled sodas and bags of potato chips.

That’s what the owner prides her restaurant on — “scratch” food made in a “small-town, personalized way.” And that’s why real locals eat at Thompson’s.

There is something moderately intoxicating about Thompson’s bread, particularly the honey-oat bread on which many of the sandwiches come. The crust is slightly flaky, like a croissant or a brioche, and the bread is soft and substantive. It makes both the salad and hummus sandwiches all the better.

In the winter, I’m not much of a fan of cold food, so Thompson’s Venice panini — a reasonable take on the traditional Caprese sandwich at $7.75 — is perfect for a post-ride snack. The pesto is homemade, as is the herbed focaccia, which is golden and crispy.

Eating tomatoes out of season isn’t something I like to make a habit of, but I’ll make an exception for the Venice.

While the food is homey and consistent, my favorite part of Thompson’s has to be the cookie that comes gratis with every sandwich. I’m quite partial to the chocolate chip. If your sweet tooth still isn’t sated, Thompson’s has two cases full of homemade desserts from cupcakes to cannolis.

If all that doesn’t get you in the door, consider the sign that hangs above the entrance to the kitchen — “Sarcasm: Just one more service we offer here.”

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Since the two-story building at 284 Main Street was constructed 170 years ago, it has served many purposes — stagecoach stop, livery stable, blacksmith shop, hardware store. It’s mind-boggling to think how many people have walked through its heavy wooden doors for so many different things over the years.

Now, when people pass the threshold, they could be visiting for any number of reasons — they need a coffee fix, some laundry detergent, a crocheted hat. They’ll find it all at the Warren Store, a most eclectic emporium in the center of one of the cutest towns in the Mad River Valley.

When I go to the Warren Store, which is owned by sometime Valley resident Maggie Smith, I head right to the deli at the rear of the store. But before getting there, you have to pass an old-time candy counter, a respectable wall of wine, and a handful of antique freezers and refrigerated cabinets that hold all kinds of homemade sweet treats, such as chocolate mousse and Bavarian cream horns.

Once at the deli, it’s hard not to be overwhelmed. Visitors to the country-storecum-café are spoiled for choice. There are four different soups, a handful of breakfast options, dozens of sandwiches and a deli case full of fresh salads. For a vegetarian, it’s a dream.

On one recent weekday, the deli case contained a potato salad with vibrant red and purple potatoes; a mozzarella salad with orange-braised fennel and cherry tomatoes; a macaroni salad with artichokes, onions and Parmesan; Asian tempeh salad; and plenty

of other items that were tempting, if not meat-free.

Despite all these options, I went with the Farmstand, a hefty vegetable sandwich with house-made hummus and dill havarti.

I could barely fit my tiny mouth around this $8.50 behemoth, which was made with local produce. Sitting at the family-style dining table in the middle of the store, I tried to work the sandwich into my gob gracefully, but ended up with a dollop of hummus in my hair. Thankfully, my fellow diners were too distracted by all the Vermontiana to notice.

The Reservoir

1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827

I am not a sports bar person. Nor, given my inconvenient vegetarianism, am I a wings person. So it is odd that I find myself liking The Reservoir so much.

Formally Waterbury Wings, the Rez, as locals affectionately call it, is an updated take on the sports bar model. It’s not just beer, wings, fries and ball games; it’s a restaurant with a respectable selection of vegetarian fare and a member of the Vermont Fresh Network. One that happens to have a lot of sports playing on its 10 televisions.

Mark Frier, a youthful-looking 28-yearold, bought the restaurant from its former owner in April and reopened the spot in May with a new name, a revamped menu and a retooled vision. For someone who never ran a restaurant before, the former Burton engineer is doing a pretty good job. The eatery buzzes, even on weeknights.

The Rez’s menu is playful, if evolving.

The Fanny Pack-Sized Burrito is literally as big as the eponymous hip bag. The Vermont maple sweet potato fries are sprinkled liberally with maple sugar and serve more as a maple delivery device than anything else.

And that’s not a bad thing.

The butternut bisque topped with a dash of nutmeg and a scattering of pumpkin seeds made this vegetarian happy, as did the nine other things on the menu that didn’t contain meat.

One of those entrée items is the Sunday Driver, a clever take on a veggie burger made with chickpeas and red curry and topped with a Thai peanut dressing. Because I am a wimp when it comes to heat, the red curry was a bit fiery for me. But I appreciate the effort that went into trying something new.

The $8.95 price tag wasn’t bad, either.

The Rez continues to progress, but some things have already become tradition.

Diners entering the restaurant are greeted by a leg lamp, à la A Christmas Story. The leg’s fishnet stocking is stuffed with dollar bills. Apparently when the Rez opened, a few patrons filled the stocking as a joke, and soon everyone was doing it.

Now diners are encouraged to slide a greenback in the stocking band when they leave. The money collected from the stocking is stapled to the ceiling of the back bar.

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What to order? Obviously a burger, but they come in several novel shapes and sizes.

The bacon cheese wrap ($7.25), for instance, rolls lettuce, tomato, a juicy beef patty and the aforementioned fixings into a bright yellow tortilla. Five sliders are $6, and they’re not tiny. Each fluffy bun is grilled, then slathered with sauerkraut, hot sauce or onions for no extra cost. Banana peppers, horseradish or guac will add to your bill.

Don’t forget to try the unique grilled wings ($5.95). Have napkins at the ready, though. The chicken is literally fall-off-thebone tender. Accompany it all with Donkey Chips ($2.50) — smooth potato chips cut to order before your eyes.

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January 16 artists. Nearby is Pickles the bill of fare from the February 20 Preserves Serving dinner Back Behind’s 1974 opening. The Frenchinflected fine-dining menu has expanded in Tuesday-Saturday 4:30-9p.m.

March 20 Prepared Foods the past 35 years, and prices have risen well and brunch above the original $6 for a rack of lamb.

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Start off with the crisp wings. They’re available with classic Buffalo sauce in heats from 1 to 10, but why choose that when there’s Maple-Cracked Peppercorn?

Herbaceous Honey-Garlic-Rosemary and fruity and slightly spicy Orange Bay are a pairing worth splurging on at $6.50 each for six. Want to start with something sweet? The Bread Basket ($2.50) features house-baked focaccia and baguette slices, but also airy fritters worthy of legend. If God ordered a bread basket, he’d demand this one.

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The fruit tarts, satiny panna cotta and house-made ice creams are divine, but if you’re a fromage-o-phile, the cheese plate is not to be missed. With a wide assortment of nutty, creamy or stinky wedges on hand at any given time, it has something for every palate. Wash ’em down with a glass of sweet and tangy, amber-colored Eden Ice Cider, one of Vermont’s premier dessert wines.

Can’t swing dining-room prices? Just steps away at the Hourglass bar, patrons can snuggle up near the fireplace and snack on a hummus plate and some mixed olives, or a Meatza flatbread and a pint of beer or snazzy cocktail. Another option? Get your fix pre-mountain instead of post: At breakfast, omelettes cost a reasonable $10, while the heartier Farmer’s Breakfast is $11.

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Cup, a breakfast, lunch and dinner place located near Waitsfield’s picturesque covered bridge. Yet few people I’ve spoken with have ever eaten there. Last week I tried it for the first time, and now I can’t stop thinking about Chef Jason Gulisano’s superb offerings.

The meal began with an amuse-bouche, a tidbit the chef sends to whet the appetite.

That day it was an espresso glass filled with layers of heirloom tomatoes cut in infinitesimal cubes and tomato gelée. The dark red mixture was topped with a rich, basiland-garlic-scented whipped cream that was sea-foam green and nearly the consistency of butter.

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Lobster risotto and tuna tartare appetizers — the former nearly big enough to serve as a main course — came beautifully presented. An entrée of mixed seafood in a savory jus with sautéed squash and perfect gnocchi was flavorful, and the day-boat cod, clams and shrimp were cooked to tender perfection.

From the kitchen, the chef could be heard calmly expediting, while also taking the time to instruct his staffers in culinary nuances.

In the dining room, servers were subtle and poised as they whisked away used plates and flatware, offered additional warmed bread when we ran out, and let us know one of the desserts we’d requested “to go” wouldn’t travel well. We managed to eat the cream puff — more like a trio of profiteroles filled with custard and whipped cream and drizzled with ganache — before leaving.

Happily, the pumpkin pie topped with spiced whipped cream and a massive wedge of coconut cake were up for the journey home, and, yes, that Bittman guy knew what he was talking about. Who’d have thought? m

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Students ranging in age from 11 to 17 are given a crash course in what it means to perform in a functioning — and functional — band, from the basics of playing an instrument to the hierarchy of band dynamics and how to get a gig. In little more than a month, these kids learn what it takes your average garage band years to figure out. And thanks to a financial assist from then-Congressman Bernie Sanders five years ago, 242 Main even

15 to 20 students are divided into groups — bands, really — and begin the process of working on a song. The ultimate goal is for each band to write, record and produce one tune, which they will then perform in an endof-semester recital at the club for friends and family.

If the curriculum sounds intense, it is. But Bailey notes that they are careful not to overwhelm students with bookish academia and trifling matters such as, say, music theory. After all, the whole point of starting a band is to have fun, right?

“The last thing we want is for these kids to SWISS & DESSERT FONDUE come in from a long day at school and feel like 12v-nectars101409.indd 1 10/12/09 11:44:40 AM (All shows start at 9:00 STEAK FRITES they’re going right back to school,” he says. unless otherwise noted) SWEET & SAVORY CREPES Bailey notes that advanced tutoring is Saturday 12/28: available for interested students, but says the SWISS & DESSERT FONDUE Blue Fox focus of the program is not strictly on music Thu 10/15 : Garrin Benfield STEAK FRITES technique, per se. Rather, he hopes to illus(freestyle acoustic rock) SWEET & SAVORY CREPES Friday 01/04: trate rock music’s accessibility, as well as the Saturday 12/28: First Friday Art Hop FRI 10/16: Ragged Glory sense of camaraderie one feels when one is Blue Fox (Neil Young Tribute) part of a band. He should know. Bailey was a Friday 01/04: “Post-Walk Event” B Y DAN BO L L E S founding member of seminal rapFirst Friday Art Hop SAT 10/17: The Willoughbys Saturday 01/05: rock hybrid DysFunkShun, one of “Post-Walk(acoustic/folk Event” rock) proving ground familiarly known the more successful Burlington Jenny Schneider & Friends Saturday 01/05: as “two-four-two.” bands of the 1990s.

Jenny Schneider & Friends 242 Main is run by Burlington “[To write a good rock song], Parks and Recreation. In an age you really need to know three-bar when budget-slashing city councils chords. You might not even know across the country typically first what they’re called,” says the selfpoint their blades at the arts, the taught guitarist. “But it doesn’t fact that it has managed to survive matter.” this long is a minor miracle. But the Bailey has enlisted a few local key to the club sticking around for luminaries as instructors, includanother quarter century and being bassist Aram Bedrosian, song(802) 540-0188 www.skinnypancake.com yond won’t rest with the current writer Marie Claire and guitarist (802) On the corner of Lake and College540-0188 Street crop of bands gracing its stage on a Franky Andreas (Amadis), 242 www.skinnypancake.com weekly basis. Rather, 242 Main’s fuMain’s booking agent. He also On the corner of Lake and College Street ture lies with a unique after-school brings in “guest speakers” such as program that’s preparing the next local hardcore band My Revenge generation of great local musicians to illustrate some of the day-to12v-skinnypancake101409.indd 1 10/12/09 1:52:30 PM to rock its concrete walls. day issues of being in a working Richard Bailey, 40, is the proband. gram coordinator for Parks & Rec, Bailey estimates the program and is tasked primarily with overhas a 70 percent attrition rate seeing general operations at 242 and notes that several bands from Main. But his pride and joy is servthe program have stayed together ing as the de facto dean of the 242 post-grad, many of which now Main After School Rock and Roll grace the 242 stage on a regular Music Program, now entering its basis. fifth year.

Burlington High School junior “Of all the things we do, this is Sarah Stickle is a five-year veteran what I’m most proud of,” he says of the program. She now works during a recent interview at the as one of the program’s mentors, club. alumni who shadow each band The program is an offshoot of and provide personal support and Franky Andreas and Richard Bailey the Vermont Rock Camp, the longguidance. on the hallowed steps of 242 Main. running summer intensive founded “I love it,” says Stickle, who by local musician Greg Matses hopes to become a teacher, which (Tammy Fletcher & the Disciples, she credits to her experiences in Channel Two Dub Band), which the program. “It’s an environment is also housed at 242 Main. With help from supplies all the instruments and gear, as well where you are encouraged to do what you Matses, Bailey adapted that program’s cur- as scholarships to those who need help cov- want.” riculum to fit a five-week-long, three-day-a- ering the $100 enrollment fee.

It doesn’t get any more rock ’n’ roll than week after-school setting.

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Remodeled kit & baths, bright Liv & din rooms, family room, 4 bedrooms up, large master with Jacuzzi bath. Hardwood, Brazilian Cherry, Birch & Classic Wide Pine flooring.

HEATED CARRIAGE BARN Also enjoy a 49x 29’ 1900s carraige barn large enough for 4 cars, w/ cement flr, insulated & heated. Walk to school. Deck on house plumbed for gas grill. $277,500.

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Your own babbling brook on 47 acres with trails across from the Huntington River. Post and beam with master bedroom on 1st level. Big screen porch looks out at waterfalls. Very private yet convenient to everything. Large outbuilding with heat. Nice gardens. A special property. $454,900.

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& skylights. Both BAs location. NS. $775/ 10/12/09REMAX-Richmond-101409.indd 1:13:19 PM 1 renovated, built-ins, mo. Avail. Nov. 1. Info: now thru July 15, 802-863-6613.

2010, $1600/mo. Info: Burlington South Coldwell Banker Hickok Meadow & Boardman, Kaitlyn 3-BR, full BA, on-site Dorey, 802-846-9568, W/D, gas heat utils. not rentals@hickokandincl. Great neighborboardman.com, www. hood & location. NS/ HickokandBoardman. pets, avail. Nov. 1. com. $1200/mo. + dep. Info: 802-864-9966.

Burlington S. Union St. Burlington Upper Spacious studio, 2 Maple St. lg. rooms, kitchen, Hill section, lg. 1-BR, roomy BA, lg. porch, bright, woodwork freshly painted, newly throughout. Parking, refinished HDWD floors. laundry. Heat & HW Heat/HW incl. Great

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Burlington, N. Willard St. Avail. Oct 15. Studio, HDWD. $695/mo. incl. heat, HW. No dogs.

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Burlington Hill Section, 2-BR, 2nd floor apt. HDWD, new kitchen, gas heat/HW, W/D in apt., private porch, carport. $1300/ mo. + utils. Close to UVM & hospital. Avail.

Nov. 1. Info: 802-3104205.

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Sunlit, very well-cared-for 3 bedroom (plus bonus room), 2.5 bath Townhome with walk-out basement, open floor plan, formal dining, living, family, kitchen with cherry cabinets, hardwood floors.

Private backyard, views. $518,000

10/12/09 CBHB-2910519-101409.indd 9:38:08Burlington PM 1 Burlington Duplex House 3-BR for Rent Lg., remodeled, South Avail. immediately.

End, townhouse-like. 3 Leasing until June 1, floors: 1st-floor LR/DR/ 2010. 4 BR, 2 full BAs. kitchen w/DW; 2nd floor Newly painted. Newly is 2 BRs, BA; 3rd floor is renovated kitchen. a super lg. master BR Close to UVM, FAHC & w/walk-in closets. New downtown Burlington. gas furnace. $1550/mo.

NS/pets. $1900/mo. incl. water, trash, winter Info: Jon Guyette, parking, backyard.

802-777-3038, jon@ Deposit, refs., lease, no vtbenefits.com. pets. Info: 802-660Burlington 8957.

Immaculate Home Saratoga Ave.: 3 BRs, 1.5 BAs, 1536 sq.ft. w/ shining HDWD, family room w/ vaulted ceiling

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Burlington Avail. now. 31 Hyde St. 3-BR condo, 1.5-BA, W/D, low utils., parking. $1150/mo. No dogs.

Info: 802-862-7467.

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Downtown Condo Excellent off-street Renovated 3-BR parking. No pets.

3-story townhouse w/ $1650/mo. + utils. Call new solid oak HDWD 802-598-8782. floors & fresh paint throughout. Lg. BRs Burlington Condo w/ generous closets & Lakefront an insulated, bone-dry 1400 sq.ft. 2 BRs, 1 full & basement. W/D & DW. 2 1/2 BAs, fireplace, deck Natural gas heat, HW, w/ grill, new front-load range. Garden space.

W/D. Beautiful sunsets Friendly, responsible, over Lake Champlain. local landlord. $1650/ Garage. On Burlington mo. Avail. now. Info: Ron bike path 4 miles Manganiello, 802-598from downtown. 2 7193.

Incredible historic building on the national preservation register. Presently the home of Sherwood Real Estate and The Richford Antique and Craft Center. The registered trademark `The Pink Lady` will be conveyed to the buyer with the property. All antiques are negotiable. All original woodwork.

Also, the building is featured in the East Coast Victorian book.

Three floor sprinkler system. Broker owned. $299,000

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Hill Section. Exceptionally well-maintained first floor living. Gracious foyer, small den, kitchen/ bar, formal dining, sunken living with fireplace & built-ins. Lower level has family room, office and tons of storage. Enclosed private courtyard.

West-facing deck. $389,000 Call Kathy Vitali Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty (802) 846-9588 || www.KathyVitali.com

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Gracious, comfortable 2728 sq. ft. home nestled on 6.67 idyllic acres on private road across from 40 acre Land Trust parcel with views of Mt. Philo. Lake Champlain and Adirondacks views. Very well maintained with many desirable features. $525,000

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Stand in line to buy this very clean and comfortable 2 bedroom Townhome with nice updates.

Spacious eat-in kitchen has newer gorgeous cabinets, counters and tile backsplash. Full basement. Economical heat. Quiet setting and easy commute to town. $155,000 Call dana Basiliere Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty (802) 846-9593 || www.danasteam.com

Well Maintained duplex

Winooski Cape Cod

Newer roof, paved driveway, parking lot, some replacement windows, some appliances. Good rental & owner occupied. Convenient location in Winooski. $234,998

Lovely Duplex Ranch. 3 bedroom well-appointed home & separate 700SF 1 bedroom apartment plus bonus studio for 4th bedroom or as business or room rental. Excellent income potential. Newer floors, roof, furnace. Motivated sellers! $279,000

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Winooski Cape Cod – This home has been almost totally gutted & redone. Walls, windows, some flooring. Large great room in rear flows to a large deck & deep fenced-in backyard. 1st floor offers new kitchen, great room, office & living room. 2nd floor has three bedrooms. $209,900 Call Mary Jordan Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty (802) 846-9553 || www.HickokandBoardman.com

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This 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath home is a great value for downtown Burlington. Just two blocks from Church Street, this home is a short walk to the bus route, restaurants and other amenities. Seller is a Vermont licensed realtor. $310,000

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Burlington, Orchard Terr.

Beautiful 3-BR apt. is entire 2nd floor in well-maintained Victorian. Walk to downtown/UVM/FAHC.

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You’ll be impressed with this 3 bedroom Cape in a nice subdivision. Lovely groomed yard with conifers, perennials & babbling brook. It has been energy upgraded by over 60 percent. Soapstone woodstove easily heats house. Come see this attractive home. $217,800 Call dana basiliere Coldwell banker Hickok & boardman realty (802) 846-9593 || www.danasteam.com

Very large, well-maintained Duplex/Condo. Last unit with nice grassy side yard. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, finished basement, screened porch, central vacuum plus much more. Very open and bright, 2-car garage with mudroom entry. Spacious, open floor plan. $324,900 Call Mary Jordan Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty (802) 846-9553 || www.HickokandBoardman.com

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Quality-built Fairfax Village Condo is move-in ready. There are two large bedrooms and 1.5 baths. The nicely appointed kitchen opens into the living room with a patio door to the back deck. Walk to village and school. Ready for you to move in! $205,000 Call Dana Basiliere Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty (802) 846-9593 || www.DanasTeam.com

Eat-in kitchen, LR, W/D. HickokandBoardman.

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Bluff Rd: Beautifully furnished 2-BR, Burlington: Downtown 1 BR 1.5-BA cottage w/ Monroe: 1 BA in panoramic mountain owner-occupied duplex. views, 15 minutes to New windows, siding. downtown. Small dog Kitchen w/ W/D. Pet OK. $1300/mo. Oct. 15 negotiable. 1 parking 2009 - June 30, 2010. space. Avail now; 1 Info: Coldwell Banker year. $825/mo. Info: Hickok & Boardman, Coldwell Banker Hickok Kaitlyn Dorey, & Boardman, Kaitlyn 802-846-9568, www.

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Stunning property. Open floor plan with elegant foyer. Hard & softwood floors, maple cabinets, stainless appliances, pool and outbuildings.

Suitable for horses, workshop, security system, solar hot water, wired for surround sound and 9 ft. ceilings. $475,000 Call Julie lamoreaux Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty (802) 846-9583 || www.Julielamoreaux.com

Charlotte10/12/09 Village CBHB-2907854 12:36:12Colchester: PM -101409.indd 1 Updated Home Charming older home, completely renovated. 8 Evergreen Circle: 2 BRs, 2 BAs + 2 bonus rooms, rooms, exposed beams throughout, on 1/2 acre. HDWD, W/D, master w/ BA, huge LR, finished Great for residence, or basement. Now; 1 possible commercial year. $1600/mo. Info: use. $1850/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok 802-425-7720. & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, Colchester rentals@hickokandUnfurnished 2-BR, 1.5boardman.com, www.

BA, eat-in kitchen, W/D HickokandBoardman. hookups, garage. Avail. com.

Oct. 1. $1200/mo. Info: Gail, 802-846-9519.

Completely renovated 2+ br Lg. townhouse. New HDWD/carpet, huge

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Great views, nice yard, Avail. Nov. 1. $1300/mo. parking, off road, quiet. + utils. Pets negotiable.

Minutes to Burlington, Call Evan. Info: First adjacent to the bike Vermont Odyssey, LLC, path. Lovely 3-BR on 802-598-1444.

Mallett’s Bay. Avail. now. $1600. Info: 802-578Cozy Calais Home 2460. for Rent 2 BR, dining, kitchen, Essex Jct. 1 BA, lg. LR, oil heat w/ 1-BR avail. Oct. 1. wood backup. Security Centrally located, close & deposit required. No to IBM. Parking. NS/ pets. $850/mo. Info: pets. $815/mo. incl.

Lorie Bayne, 802-456heat & HW. Dep. req.

8756, jennaaverae@ Info: 802-879-7735. msn.com.

Ferrisburgh 10/5/09 7:47:16 PM 1-BR, incl. appliances, heat, plowing, rubbish, NS/pet. Dep. & refs. required. $700/mo.

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GREAT FALL SAVINGS $1000 Alburgh, Vt., beautiful 3 BR w/ HDWD & wall-to-wall carpet, gas fireplace, fully applianced, W/D. 2.5 BAs, 1-car attached garage, finished basement. $1000/mo., incl. heat/HW. 3 avail.

Info: 802-372-3148.

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Squirrels chatter to the songbird’s melody in tranquil 10 acre setting of this 2 bedroom, 2 bath striking Jeffersonville Contemporary. Enjoy the open living spaces, 2 story great room, loft library, walk-in pantry and first floor master suite. $258,500

Extra-sharp pencil behind the many works of Connor craftsmanship in this 3 bedroom, 3 bath Greek Revival. Set on almost 2 acres, the home boasts a picturesque front porch, tall ceilings, crown mouldings, tons of glass & granite topped maple kitchen. $485,000

You’ll love how close this Condo is to parks, the bike path and Lake Champlain. This sophisticated 3 bedroom, 3 bath comfort boasts gas brick fireplace, gas hot water heat, deck plus brick patio and stainless applianced kitchen with tile accents. $325,000

Views can be yours with some additional tree cutting from the building envelope of this 11 acre Underhill parcel. This acreage is surrounded on most sides by Land Trust property and is view protected in perpetuity. Building site sits high on a knoll. $255,000

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Tastefully upgraded Westlake Condo. End unit with south & west exposure with year-round lake views. Larger master than most! Very contemporary urban flair! Baths with beautiful finishes & upgrades. Bamboo hardwood floors. Bedrooms overlook gardens. $595,000 Call Brian Boardman Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty (802) 846-9510 || www.BrianBoardmanVT.com

This unit was renovated and designed for the developer to occupy. 2 bedrooms plus office, 1.5 baths, gorgeous architectural details, curved window, balcony on second floor overlooking custom kitchen & open living room. City, mountain and lake views! $579,000 Call Brian Boardman Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty (802) 846-9510 || www.BrianBoardmanVT.com

GeorGia Cape Cod

Cul-de-saC Cape

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Well-maintained ground floor unit has Hearthstone gas stove, open floor plan, spacious kitchen, nearly 8’ island, great for casual seating!

Extended deck is steps away from bike path.

Newer refrigerator and fresh paint. This home is move-in ready. $153,000 Call Julie lamoreaux Coldwell banker Hickok & boardman realty (802) 846-9583 || www.Julielamoreaux.com

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Take advantage of the $8,000 tax credit! Affordable 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath with updated appliances - stove, microwave and front loading washer/dryer, new refrigerator and dishwasher.

New carpets. Lots of storage. New deck, pet friendly, near bikepath. $167,500 call steve Lipkin coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty (802) 846-9575 || www.hickokandBoardman.com

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Freshly painted, bright and clean 1 bedroom, plus study with a closet. Hardwood in the entry and kitchen, HUGE master bedroom with large walk-in closet. Secured building and garage, with exercise room and common areas for residents. $169,000 Call ivy Knipes Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty (802) 846-9561 || www.ivyKnipes.com

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Tucked away from the road and nestled up off a stream and the Lamoille River. Relax on your wrap-around porch and enjoy comfortable living space with radiant heat and wood burning fireplace. Formal dining area, hardwood floors and open floor plan. $219,900 Call Julie Lamoreaux Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty (802) 846-9583 || www.JulieLamoreaux.com

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First Time Homebuyer Special – Own this great little renovated two bedroom on the South End of Burlington. Part of a 3-unit association, fees include snow, garbage, lawn care, water and sewer. Includes plenty of off-street parking and an oversized one-car garage. Nice basement. $209,900

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3 bedroom home in convenient location, great condition. Ready for your personal touch. One car garage. $179,900

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Minutes from I-89, St. Albans and more, this spacious and open home features many updates throughout. 3 season porch & deck with awning sits on 1.33 acres on a private road. Walking trails behind property, finished basement with family room and more! $199,900 Call Julie Lamoreaux Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty (802) 846-9583 || www.JulieLamoreaux.com

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Cathedral ceilings and lots of natural light.

Finished basement, 1-car garage, hardwood floors and many updates throughout. $239,900

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Large, private yard and seasonal lake and mountain views enhance this spacious 5 bedroom home. Large stone fireplace in living room with vaulted ceiling. Large kitchen/family room area and beautiful hardwood floors. $447,500

Cozy RiveRfRont Cottage

Beautiful expanded Cape in Laura’s Woods. Large addition with hardwood floors. Living room is piped for gas stove. Drive through garage. Woods in back connect to common land. Roof August 2007. Easy access to interstate. $234,900

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STYLISH URBAN CONDO

QUIET COLCHESTER NEIGHBORHOOD

In ONE, cute 2nd floor condo conversion. 2-BR, 1-BA. Walk to downtown, lake. Quiet neighborhood (Convent Square). Newly renovated, energy efficient Rinnai heater, lots of natural light. Back deck w/ lake views. $168,000. danacollette@gmail.com.

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Spacious 2664 sq.ft. home.

Three bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 3-season porch, gas fireplace, central vacuum, insulated basement, landscaped, sprinklers, .43 acre lot. $5,000 allowance for new appliances. $369,900.

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GREAT CONDO FOR RENT S. Burlington Treetop, great 1st-floor quiet unit; lg. rooms, deck w/ view of woods, carport, swimming pool, tennis courts. Avail. now. $1100/mo. Info: 802343-2681, waorleans@ ppdbrochure.com.

GREAT STUDIO APT. Very clean. $800/mo. incl. utils. Friendly, quiet neighborhood. Close to downtown, UVM, FAHC. Avail. Nov. 1. Year lease.

Info: 802-922-5267.

HOUSE FOR RENT NEAR J PEAK 2-BR log cabin on 2 acres 6 miles from Jay Peak. $1200/ mo. Mowing, plowing incl.! Quiet dirt road.

Private! Info: Mike Pratt, 802-326-3171.

HEAT INCL. 3-BR 15 minutes from Essex, 17 minutes from St. Albans, 10 minutes from the mountain road in Jeffersonville, about 25 minutes from Burlington. No pets. $1150/mo. Info: Wally Ward, 802-849-6366.

HOUSE FOR RENT OPT. TO BUY Oct. 1, Burlington.

3-4 BRs, 2 BAs, 2 fireplaces, garage, finished basement, W/D, storage, nice yard. 10 minutes to downtown.

Professionally managed. Incl. lawn maintenance, snow & rubbish removal. $1495/ mo. Info: PDM Inc., Sindy Hayden, 802-6583053, littleeaglebay. com.

JERICHO: FURNISHED HOME Hirams Crossing: 2-BR, 1.5-BA house w/ 1000 sq.ft. & breathtaking setting on Mill Brook w/ 10-ft. deep swimming hole. Pet OK. Oct. 15, 2009 - May 31, 2010.

W/D, flat-screen TV. $995/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.

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LAKE HOUSE w/ 200’ lake front, stairways to dock, 3 BR, DW, W/D, on 2 acres. Sunny, open views, closed-in porch.

Dep., lease. $1500/mo.

Info: Jeane Williams, 802-522-3826, www. granitegardens.com.

LUXURY LIVING AVAIL. NOW! 1-BR, $1200, 1-BR loft $1525, special 1-BR + den $1195, 2-BR $1395-$1495, 3-BR $1700. Reduced security deposit of only $500! Heat & HW incl.!

Fitness center, media room, covered parking!

Pets allowed! EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www. keenscrossing.com.

MANOR WOODS Convenient to downtown yet away from the hustle & bustle. DW, garbage, snow removal incl. NS/pets. 1st mo.’s rent & sec. dep. $1150/ mo. Info: Wally Ward, 802-849-6366.

PEARL ST. VICTORIAN Burlington. Sunny 2-room efficiency apt., lots of windows & nice woodwork, roomy kitchen. Walking distance to downtown, UVM, hospital. Rent incl. heat/HW, NS/pets. $760/mo. 1-yr. lease.

Info: 802-372-6153.

waterbury with mountain views 3 bedroom, 2 bath10/5/09 modular 5:28:36 PM home. Well-maintained home on 2.2 acres with views of Camel’s Hump.

Conveniently located less than 2 miles from Waterbury Village. Many upgrades. Sought after location at a reasonable price. $211,000.

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QUIET 2 BR, 2 BA + OFFICE MONKTON HOUSE ON Burlington. Well main16v-melissaallen-Spec.indd 1 2 ACRES tained, energy efficient, 1300 sq.ft. 2 BRs w/ spacious, HDWD, spiral BAs. Smaller office staircase, private front/ area. Deck in back near back porch, perennial stream. $950/mo. + gardens, full basement, utils. incl. mowing, W/D. Avail. now. $1250/ plowing. W/D hookup. mo. + utils. 1-yr. lease.

Info: Peter Norris, Info: 802-338-0430, 802-453-2865. germainstreetapt@ yahoo.com, germainOLD NORTH END streetapartment.

1 BR. Avail. Nov. Pet shutterfly.com. friendly, NS. No W/D. $750/mo. incl. trash, water, sewage. Street parking. Info: JoAnn Nichols, 802-651-6863.

Sweet.... Be your own boss!

Option to live and work here and let the business pay your living expenses.

Turnkey business in prime country location. Unique property with country charm. Willing to train. $435,000. 802-343-5694.

Cozy two bedroom,10/5/09 one FSBO-DPoley100709.indd 5:04:30 PM 1 bath farm style house with lots of charm. Many recent updates including new wood floors, wood-stove and updated bathroom.

Deep back yard. A must see! $175,000. Motivated seller! For info contact Matt, 802-881-2811.

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HINESBURG VILLAGE 1-BR apt. Walking distance to supermarket, etc. Located above Good Times Cafe. 20 mins. to Burlington.

NS/pets. $575/mo. incl. everything but phone.

482-4444. Info: Chris.

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COZY WINOOSKI HOME

Maintenance free 10/5/09 living FSBO-DMcgrath100709.indd 4:02:27 PM 1 on Lake Champlain. 2-BR, 2.5-BA, 1400 sq.ft. Garage.

Great views. Near bike path w/ beach access. Fireplace, deck, tennis, pool. Amazing sunsets year round. $278,999.

802-734-6770.

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AWESOME COUNTRY STORE

RENT-TO-OWN TOWNHOUSE Essex Jct. Minutes from IBM. 3000+ sq.ft. 3-4 BRs/2.5 BAs, fireplace, garage, walkout basement. Pictures on website. No bank qualifying, no/poor credit welcome. $2400/ mo. Call Tony. Info: Micklus Enterprises, LLC, 802-893-0456, vthousebuyer.com.

RUTLAND APT. NOV. 1 Roomy 1 BR, quiet, close to downtown. Walk to market, coffee shops, etc. Sunny, HDWD, nice building. $700/mo. incl. heat, water, trash, off-street parking.

Security, refs. Call 802-353-0592.

S. BURLINGTON: 2500 SQ.FT. Beacon St.: Mayfair Park single-familystyle duplex. 4 BR, 1.5 BA, all new paint, flooring, appliances.

Great condition, 2-car garage, yard. Oct; 1 yr. $1500/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandRICHMOND VILLAGE boardman.com, www.

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10/9/09 2:02:32 PM 2-BR. NS/pets.

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Parking. Credit & ref. check. Please lv. msg.

S. BURL. SUNNY, 1-BR Info: 802-434-3238.

APT. RICHMOND VILLAGE Furnished, sm. 1-BR, NS/ pets. Lease, parking.

Credit & ref. check.

Please lv. msg. Info: 802-434-3238.

RICHMOND VILLAGE HOUSE 1300 sq. ft. 2 BR, remodeled, w/extra room & attic for office or storage. New kitchen & appliances, HDWD floors, sunny porch. 20 mins to Burlington & Montpelier. Rent incl. 2 parking spaces, water, sewage, & lawn care.

Heat & elec. not incl.

No dogs, cats OK. Avail. immediately. $1400/ mo. Call 802-434-3888.

Bright 1-BR w/ cathedral ceiling, walk-in closet, private patio. Incl. util., Wi/Fi, quiet neighborhood near park, downtown & highway.

Tenants have loved it.

Dog neg. $1000/mo.

Info: 802-864-6321, dwoodvt@comcast.net.

S. BURL: 3-STORY HOME! Butler Farms: 4 BRs, office, 3 BAs, spacious master w/ whirlpool, sauna, HDWD, neat

loft. 2+-car garage, 2780 sq.ft. Now; yr. lease. $2200/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.

HickokandBoardman. com.

S. BURLINGTON Treetop condo, 2-BR, natural gas, carport, W/D hookups, tennis, pool. NS/pets. $1100/ mo. + utils. Refs. req. Avail. now. Info: 802-985-8564.

S. HERO ON THE LAKE 1-BR house, avail. Oct. 17, $1100/mo., not incl. utils. Info: 802-4253519.

S. HERO: AWESOME VIEWS! Sandbar Heights: 2 BRs, 2 BAs, granite countertops, jetted tub, fireplace, woodstove, phenomenal lake/ mountain views. Dogs welcomed! Now thru spring 2010; $1300/ mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.

HickokandBoardman. com.

Eat-in kitchen. 2 offstreet parking spots.

Avail. Nov. 1 or before.

Pets negotiable. $1350/ mo. + utils. Call Evan.

Info: 802-598-1444.

WILLISTON 4000 SQ.FT. HOME Ledgewood Dr.: 4 BRs, 3.5 BAs, built in 2000.

Master suite, chef’s kitchen, 2-car garage, finished basement.

Avail. now thru spring 2010. $2500/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.

HickokandBoardman. com.

WATERBURY AVAIL. NOV. 1 Lg. 1-BR on ground floor of quiet building.

Great shape. Off-street parking. NS/pets. $650/ mo. Call John evenings, 802-863-2959.

WINOOSKI 1-BR upstairs apt. $700/mo. + utils. Dep. & refs. req. Parking for 1 car. Avail. now. No smoking. Pets neg. Info: 802-655-6638.

SUNNY 3 BR/2 BR W/ OFFICE Recently renovated, w/ 2 very lg. BRs & 1 small.

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sevendaysvt.com/classifieds Winooski 3-BR home 1-BA, HDWD floors, 2 porches, DW, W/D, 1-car garage, lg. yard, lawn service, full cellar. Pets OK w/ interview. Avail. now. Lease. $1685/mo. + util. Info: 802-9853010.

Winooski: Pet Friendly Weaver St.: Adorable 2-BR, 2-full-BA apt. w/ 700 sq.ft. Knotty pine floors, private W/D, lg. kitchen. Parking for 1. Now; 1 year. $1000/ mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.

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Winooski: Townhouse Style Weaver St.: Adorable 3-BR, 1-BA, townhousestyle apt. 1300 sq.ft., W/D, clawfoot tub, skylights, off-street for 2 cars. Avail. now; 12 mos. $1250/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.

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Fort Ethan Allen Share 2-BR condo. $450/mo. + half utils.

Pets neg. Info: Tim, 802-310-2165.

Office/ Commercial 4000 sq.ft. Shop w/ offices. Lg. commercial space, reception area, private office, 2 BAs, 12’ garage door.

Shop space 3150 sq.ft., carpeted office space.

855 sq.ft. of mezzanine storage. Info: MWB Properties, Mike Burnham, 802-8641533.

Awesome Country Store Sweet.. Be your own boss! Option to live & work here & let the business pay your living expenses. Turnkey business in prime country location. Info: 802-343-5694.

Business Space for Lease Bright, newly renovated, 3800 sq.ft., 2nd floor, business/ office/retail/studio space at 51-53 Main St. Flexible terms. $10/ft.

NNN. Off-street parking avail. Let’s talk! Info: 802-343-4728.

Master Suite in Shelburne 1 BR w/ private BA, pool/tennis, W/D, DW, reserved parking. Avail.

Nov. or Dec. 1. Seeking clean, respectful professional, no drinking/drugs. $625/ mo. + 1/2 utils. Info: 802-734-0747.

Corner Space, 61 Main St. High traffic, visible, corner location for lease. Formerly “Euro Cafe and Market.” Great deli, cafe, retail store, market, etc. Outdoor seating permitted. $2150/mo. NNN. Let’s talk! Info: 802-3434728.

Peaceful Burlington home Comfortable house w/ 1 housemate.

Porches, W/D, parking, lake, beaches, parks, bike path. Mile from downtown, friendly neighborhood. Avail.

Nov. 1 or sooner. $650/ mo. incl. heat & electric.

Info: 802-864-2890.

Main Street Landing On Burlington’s waterfront has affordable office & retail space. Dynamic environment with progressive & forwardthinking businesses.

Mainstreetlanding.com, click on space avail.

Roommate for S. Burl Condo Looking to share. Lg. BR, parking, W/D, 2.5 BAs, lots of storage. $750/mo. incl. all utils.

NS/pets. Deposit.

Brenda, 802-373-2002.

Housing Wanted Home & office needed Responsible woman seeks affordable home & rooms for healing practice, separate or together. S. Burlington

Rental or Studio Space 800 sq.ft. Avail. Nov. 1. $750/mo. 207 Flynn Ave. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

S. Burlington office space 750 sq.ft. office on Swift St. near Shelburne Rd., lg. room w/ small office. Rent incl. parking & utils. $725/mo.

Info: Patrick Waters, 802-425-3258.

Studio Space Avail.

Beautiful dance studios of varying sizes. Sprung floors. Convenient location. Ample parking. As low as $15/

Biz Opps Bodyguards Wanted Free training for members. No experience OK. Excellent $$$. Full & part time. Expenses paid when you travel.

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Info: Ask for Linda, 802-922-7554.

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Effectively transform issues around confidence, sleep, social situations, productivity, destructive habits & more.

Anxiety specialist.

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Successfully reach your goals. Burlington. Info: Transform and Grow Hypnosis, Samuel Lurie, MEd, CHt, 802-5788391, www.tghypno. com.

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Info: Peter, 802-4765408, pscompedge@ aol.com.

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Burlington Apple Tree Point roommate to share my home. Quiet w/ beach, pool, tennis, bike path.

Great quiet neighborhood. NS/pets. $750/ mo. utils. incl. Info: 561-629-4990.

Essex Junction Room for rent, very private in 3-BR house.

Parking, all utils. & W/D incl. on bus line.

No pets. $600/mo. or $150/weekly. IBM employees welcome.

Info: 802-363-2160.

hour. Perfect for yoga, Pilates, theater, dance, other uses. Info: Dennis Wilson, 802-878-9831.

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Charlotte Female wanted for west village apt. Pets negotiable. Avail.

Nov. 1. $800/mo. Incl. parking, W/D, Internet/ cable, all utils. (except phone). Dep. req. Donna, 425-4168, lv. msg.

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Burlington/ Winooski All utils. incl.! Fully furnished. 2.5 BAs. Very close to local college campuses. On bus line.

Avail. Jan. 1. Contact Donna, 802-238-0063 (landlord) or Noelle, 508-735-2952 (current tenant). Info: NB1229@ gmail.com.

or farther south. Few stairs, quiet, space for garden. Excellent refs. Info: 802324-9149, www.

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Wolcott House/ Waterfall Vermont classic.

1860s. Year round/ paved road. Rocking chair porch, stone patio, stately ledges.

Unique. 30 min. to Vermont Studio Center, Johnson State College, Sterling College; 45 min. to Goddard College, Montpelier, Union Institute, New England Culinary Institute, Stowe skiing; 10 min. to Lake Elmore; 90 min. to Burlington. 2 BR, 1 full BA. Virtual tour at Realtor.com; MLS #2906792. Jane Barbour, Barbour Realty, 802-371-7639, 802-888-5444.

Burlington S. End Mature, NS, neat individual to share 4-BR townhouse. Like animals, but please no more. $495/mo. incl. utils. Avail. now. Info: Mary, 802-578-0599.

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250/OBO. Info: Heidi DeCarvalho, 802-8782491.

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Contractor Home Services Handyman repairs, projects, painting, siding, yardwork, rototilling, tree removal, metal detecting, hauling needs, snowblowing. 15% discount for seniors.

25 yrs. experience, prompt & dependable, insured. Info: Badger Construction, 802-6556869.

Electrical services Master electrician. Free estimates, quality work.

Full range of services, from hot tub wiring to motion sensor lights for energy conservation. Refs. avail.

Info: 802-922-1329, fullcircleelectric@ comcast.net.

ODD JOBS YOU BETCHA Pressure washing/ painting, fascia & trim (install, replace, repair), windows/doors, roof repairs, gutters (clean, repair), fences & decks (new, repair) + much more. Free estimates.

20+ yrs. exp. Info: 802-373-2444.

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Seasoned Firewood Dry hardwood (maple, ash, birch). Split, ready to deliver to Chittenden & Addison counties. $250/cord, delivered.

802-349-6008 or 802453-2865. Lv. msg., will return call right away.

Inquire about larger orders.

Arcade Games for sale Original, 80s! Many games avail., incl.

60-in-1 games in classic cabinets. Perfect for your home. Projects, parts avail., too! Info: Matt Strauss, 802-5787253.

Casio EX750 Digital Camera Gently used 7.2 megapixel. Incl. camera, charging/connection dock, power & USB cables. Will throw in 2GB memory card, too! Only $100! Info: 802-370-3075.

Dell Desktop Computer Dimension 2400 purchased 2005, 16” monitor. Clean hard drive, Windows XP. Incl. Altec speakers, Belkin wireless USB (w/ software), keyboard, mouse. Great computer, $75. Info: 802-9893444.

Sub-Woofers Two 10” MTX subs and Phoenix Gold amp mounted in a professionally built box designed to fit under the backseat of a 1996-2000 Ford extended cab pickup truck. $250 OBO. Info: 802-734-2431.

Free Stuff Is Your House Haunted?

Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.” Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. Info: Matthew Borden, 802-881-1171, bigbigdeal3@aol.com.

Furniture

Clothing/ Jewelry Irish Sweaters 2 new hand knit Irish sweaters, pullover, lg. size. Ivory & pale gray acrylic. $50 ea. 1 new, hand knit Irish sweater, full front zip, ivory, lg. size, acrylic/wool blend. $55. Call 4-10:30 p.m. only. Info: 802-8784431.

Electronics 50-inch Toshiba TV 50H71, HDTV-ready projection, for sale in good condition. Asking

Dining Set/Baker’s Rack 5-piece set (table/4 chairs) & rack. Solid wood w/ cherry finish & wrought-iron framing. Very good condition. $125 for all.

Will separate. Pictures avail. Info: 802-8644908, tcalista2@gmail. com.

Kids Furniture “This End Up” student desk & chair, wooden.

Excellent condition. $80. Info: 802-2335072.

Garage/Estate Sales MOVING SALE DUXBURY Oct. 3-20. Huge, everything goes, all day every day, kitchen wares, tools, toys, books, CDs, furniture, more. River

Rd., Duxbury. Follow signs from exit 10. multifamily yard sale Sat., Oct. 17, 9:30-3:30 (weather permitting).

24 Pinecrest Dr., Essex Jct. Lots of stuff! No early birds, please. Info: 802-316-4199.

Pets 2 pit mix pups, rescues 10 weeks old, 1st shots/ altered/chipped, not house broken. Home owners only, problems wi/ landlords not the adopters. Adoption fee/app $500 covers expenses (pulls the next ones). Info: 802-349-7594.

3 Chocolate Lab Puppies $200 each OBO. From good lines, mother on premises, no papers.

Info: 802-355-5307.

American Bulldog Puppies 6, purebred, registered.

Ready to go. Vet exam & vaccinations. 8 weeks old. $800. Exceptional markings. Adults on premises. Barre. Info: Lynn Anne Lajeunesse, 802-272-6093, lynnannelaj@aol.com.

CHINESE SHAR-PEI PUPS Beautiful, wrinkled.

AKC, all shots. Very friendly & affectionate M & F. Ready to meet their new best friend, $900. Email for pictures. Info: 802-4574039, wrinklepups80@ aol.com.

Female Black Lab Puppies 8 weeks old. Great temperament. Parents on site. House broken.

1st shots/dewormed. $300. Info: Michael VanNostrand, 802-6448219.

Rescue Lab For Adoption Bixby: 1-yr.-old NM lab/ hound mix. Outgoing, playful. Mercy: 1-yr.-old SF yellow lab mix. Friendly, sweet.

Adoption fee & process.

Info: Good Karma Rescue, 802-229-9435, www.goodkarmarescue. org.

sell for $800. Chris, 802-377-9483. Info: John Laflam, 802-3779861.

also a songwriter. If interested, please contact Jack Scanlon at 802-771-7200.

Old Town Royalex 16’ canoe $999. Rental boat new in June. Great balance between durability & light weight. Stable, load it up, take the kids, go camping & hunting. Info: Canoe Imports, 802-651-8760, canoeimports@ comcast.net, www. canoeimports.com.

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Old Town Tandem kayak Twin Otter. Seats adjustable to paddle solo. Stable, lots of room for kids, great for fishing & hunting. $499.

3 mos. old, $819 new.

Info: Canoe Imports, John Bauer, 802-6518760, canoeimports@ comcast.net, www. canoeimports.com.

Instruction

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid.

Info: Dave, 802-8598966.

Cash For Records & Stereos LPs, 45 RPMs, stereos, concert posters, music memorabilia, instruments. Convenient drop-offs in Montpelier (State St.) & Burlington (corner of Church & Bank). Buy/sell/ trade. Info: Burlington Records & Riverwalk Records, 802-2233334, saiddone@ hotmail.com, www.

BurlingtonRecords.com.

We Buy Vintage Clothes We buy, sell, trade vintage clothing, jewelry, kitschy decor from the 1980s & earlier. Contact the Getup Vintage, locations in Montpelier & Burlington. Info: The Getup Vintage Clothing, 802-279-5942, jeff@ thegetup.com, www. thegetupvintage.etsy. com.

Sports Equipment Elliptical Machine Brand new. Bought a few months ago, now unable to use. Paid $650, asking $450.

Pam, 338-6523.

Goose-Season Special Beautiful 12-gauge shotgun composite A391 Xtrema 2 Beretta w/ 3 & 1/2 chamber.

Shot once, books $1400,

Bands/ Musicians Lead Singer/ Guitarist Looking to join band. Have excellent vocal range. I am

Triplett Celtic Harp Excelle33 wire strung w/ soft case, hauntingly beautiful sound, $2800 (compare to newer 35-wire strung Triplett harps selling for $4740).

Location: Burlington.

Call noon-4, 802-8638133.

Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, more.

All ages/skill levels/ interests! Supportive, professional teacher offering references, results & convenient scheduling 7 days a week. Info: Andy Greene, 802-658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail. com, www.andysmountainmusic.com.

Drum Lessons Have fun while achieving your goals as a drummer! Experienced, professional & active drummer seeks students of all ages, styles & abilities for private instruction. Study at your convenience in my Burlington studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curriculum, flexible scheduling & the best rates around. Info: steve@stevehadeka. com.

Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training.

Individualized, stepby-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802864-7195, rickbelf@ myfairpoint.net, www. rickbelford.com.

Guitar School of Vermont “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition.

Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. Info: 802-655-5800, www. guitarschoolofvermont. com.

Guitar instruction All styles/levels.

Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College faculty). Info: 802-862-7696, www. paulasbell.com.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On September 28, 2009, T-Mobile Northeast LLC and Camp William & Tracy Bushey, filed application #4C1221 for a project generally described as: the construction of a 100’ monopole and add nine antennas (72” x 13.5” x 6”) to be mounted centered at approximately 97’, 90’, and 90’ agl. Related equipment includes: three BTS cabinets (83” x 53” x 28”), battery backup (76” x 28” x 31”), PPC (54” x 30” x 10”), small GPS/E911/GSM antennas and associated cable runs all to be installed within 50’ x 50’ leased area surrounded by a 6’ chain link fence and construction of 120 lf gravel access road.

The Project is located at 15 Joy Road in the Town of Milton, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Milton Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before October 27, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for

party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by October 27, 2009.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 29th day of September, 2009.

By /s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On September 3, 2009, T-Mobile Northeast LLC and Cathedral Square Corporation, filed application #4C0257-3A for a project generally described as: the construction of a small “chimney style’ enclosure (10’ x 30” x 30”) on the rooftop of the existing building and add three panel antennas (72” x 13.5” x 6”) to be mounted inside the enclosure.

Related equipment includes: three BTS cabinets (83” x 53” x 28”), battery backup (76” x 28” x 31”), PPC (54” x 30” x 10”), small GPS/ E911/GSM antennas with associated cable runs to be installed within a 10’ x 20’ leased area located outside and behind the existing building surrounded by a 8’ stockade fence.

The Project is located at 72 Heineberg Road in

the City of Burlington, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below.

The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before October 27, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by October 27, 2009.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

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By /s/ Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us Annual Meeting The Community Health Center of Burlington would like to invite the public to come meet the Board of Director and the Staff on Thursday, October 29th from 5-5:30 p.m. at the Community Health Center of Burlington.

For information please call 864-6309 ext. 157.

BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD Wednesday, November 4, 2009 PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on Wednesday, November 4, 2009 at 5:00 p.m. in Contois Auditorium, City Hall to consider the following applications:

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at www.ci.burlington. vt.us/planning/drb/ index.php or posted on the Planning and Zoning Office notice

(1) The purpose of the proposed amendments is to revise the City’s zoning regulations as follows: a) ZA-09-08 Parking Lot Shading Requirement - Modify the 30% parking lot shading requirement to a required planting of 1 shade tree per 5 spaces for parking areas of 15 or more spaces (Sec. 6.2.2 (l)); and, b) ZA-09-17 Street Facing Garage Wall Design Standards Modify requirements for street facing garages wall design standards allowing for a larger percentage of the building façade to be garage door (Sec. 6.6.2) (2) The proposed amendments in their entirety affect the City of Burlington as a whole.

(3) The proposed amendments affect the following sections of the Comprehensive Development Ordinance: See references in #1 above.

The full text of the Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance and the proposed amendments are available for review at the Department of Planning and Zoning, City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington Monday through Friday 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. or on the department’s website at www. ci.burlington.vt.us/ planning.

Aurora Loan Services, LLC, Plaintiff v.

Stephen S. Le, Vicki Le, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Lehman Brothers Bank, FSB And Occupants residing at 27 Irish Farm Road, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Delmiro DaCosta and Helena DaCosta by Quit Claim Deed of Rick Medeiros and Nancy Medeiros dated May 24, 2007, and recorded on August 7, 006 in volume 785 at page 14 in the City of South Burlington Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale.

The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Lehman Brothers, Bank FSB to Stephen S. Le dated January 12, 2007 and recorded in Volume 772, Page 607 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:30 A.M. on October 21, 2009, at 27 Irish Farm Road, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

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To Wit:

Delmiro DaCosta, Helena DaCosta And Occupants residing at 38 Cottage Grove Avenue, South Burlington, Vermont,

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NOTICE OF SALE

GMAC Mortgage, LLC,

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given

by Sovereign Bank to Delmiro DaCosta dated June 1, 2007 and recorded in Volume 785, Page 17 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:00 P.M. on October 21, 2009, at 38 Cottage Grove Avenue, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

Plaintiff

All that certain piece or parcel of land known as Lot 25 in the planned community established pursuant to 27A V.S.A. and being on the Irish Farm Community (“Planned Community”) as defined and described in the Declaration of Planned Community for Irish Farm, dated as of December 1, 2001, recorded in Volume #26, Page #51 of the Land Records of the City of South Burlington, as amended (the “Declaration”), and as depicted on the plan (the “Plat”) entitled Plat Showing Irish Farm Planned Community Allen Road – Harbor View Road South Burlington Vermont dated November 5, 2001, prepared by Vaughn C. Burton, L.S., recorded at Map Slide 392 of the Land Records of the City of South Burlington.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1160-08 CnC Sovereign Bank, Plaintiff

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Sovereign Bank By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 P.M. on October 21, 2009, at 36 Conger Avenue, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Earl M. Albright, Jr. and Jennifer Lea Albright by Quitclaim Deed of Earl M. Albright, Jr. dated August 20, 2004 and recorded in Volume 914 at Pages 667-668 of the City of Burlington Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

GMAC Mortgage, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

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South Burlington, VT 05403

Earl M. Albright, Jr., Jennifer Lea Albright And Occupants residing at 36 Conger Avenue, Burlington, Vermont,

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT

Defendants

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NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by HomeComings Financial, LLC f/k/a Home Comings Financial Network, Inc. to Earl M. Albright, Jr. dated February 2, 2007 and recorded in Volume 988, Page 236 of the

EverHome Mortgage Company, Plaintiff v.

Gerald W. Deforge, Jr., Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. as nominee for Countrywide Home Loans, Inc.

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And Occupants residing at 51 Jason Drive, Colchester, Vermont,

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS.

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NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by EverHome Mortgage Company to Gerald W. Deforge, Jr. dated July 30, 2007 and recorded in Volume 593, Page 258 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:30 A.M. on October 21, 2009, at 51 Jason Drive, Colchester, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Gerald W. Deforge, Jr.,

by Quitclaim Deed of Maryann Jean dated May 10, 2007 of record at Volume 585, Page 355-356 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Colchester.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

EverHome Mortgage Company By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

Docket No. S1175-09 CnC IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF WILLIAM & CRYSTAL COLEMAN VERIFIED COMPLAINT NOW COMES The Housing Foundation, Inc. (“HFI”), by and through its counsel Nadine L. Scibek, and hereby complains as follows: 1. HFI, a Vermont non-profit corporation with a principal place of business in Montpelier, County of Washington, State of Vermont, is the record owner of a mobile home park known as Fernwood Manor Mobile Home Park (the “Park”) located in the Town of Bolton, Vermont.

2. William & Crystal Coleman (the “Colemans”) are the record owners of a certain mobile home, described as a 1978, Oxford, bearing Serial No. S#488 (the “Mobile Home”), located on Lot #2A, 538 East Street, Bolton, Vermont.

3. The Colemans leased a lot in the Park from HFI pursuant to a written lease. On May 19, 2009 this Court issued a Judgment for eviction, costs, and attorney fees against Owners Colemans in the matter The Housing Foundation, Inc. v.

Coleman, Docket No. S0491-09 CnC. The Court issued a Writ of Possession to HFI on May 19, 2009.

4. The Colemans’ last known mailing address is 530 Burns Road, Shelbyville, Tennessee 37160-5717.

5. The mobile home has been abandoned. The last known residents of the mobile home were Geraldine & Sean Carey. The Colemans were evicted from the Park for non-payment of rent. The Colemans have removed all of their personal property from the mobile home, and utility services have been terminated.

Owners Colemans have made no effort or attempts to remove the home from the Park.

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Pursuant to the requirements of 24 V.S.A. § 4444(b):

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Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale.

The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington.

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Pursuant to 24 V.S.A. § 4442 and §4444, notice is hereby given of a public hearing by the Burlington City Council to hear comments on the following proposed amendments to the City of Burlington’s Comprehensive Development Ordinance (CDO). The public hearing will take place on Monday, October 5, 2009 beginning at 7:00 p.m. in Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 149 Church Street in Burlington, VT.

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6. The following security interests, mortgages, liens and encumbrances appear of record with respect to the mobile home: a. Through September 11, 2009, Owners Colemans are in arrears on obligations to pay property taxes to the Town of Bolton, Vermont in the aggregate amount of $822.40, plus current tax year, which delinquent property taxes are now a lien on the property. b. Notice of Federal Tax Lien, IRS, 801 Broadway, MDP53, Nashville, TN 37203.

7. Chuck Bolton, Auctioneer, is a person disinterested in the mobile home and the mobile home park who is able to sell the mobile home at a public auction.

8. Mobile home storage fees continue to accrue at the rate of $348.00 per month. Rent, storage fees and late charges due HFI as of September 11, 2009 total $3,987.58. Court costs and attorney’s fees per the Judgment from the eviction action total $827.72. The total amount of the unpaid debt is $4,815.30. See attached.

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9. HFI sent written notice by certified mail to the Town of Bolton and the Delinquent Tax Collector for the Town of Bolton on July 23, 2009 of HFI’s intent to commence this abandonment action.

See attached.

WHEREFORE, HFI respectfully requests that the Honorable Court enter an order as follows: 1. Declare that the mobile home as been abandoned; 2. Approve the sale of the mobile home at a public auction to be held within 30 days of the date of judgment, pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6249(h); 3. Grant judgment in favor of HFI and against the mobile home for past due and unpaid rent and mobile home storage charges through the date of judgment, together with HFI’s court costs, publication and mailing costs, auctioneer’s costs, winterization costs, HFI’s counsel fees incurred in enforcement of the lease and in connection with this matter and any other costs incurred by HFI herein.

DATED AT Burlington, Vermont this 11th day of September, 2009.

Nadine L. Scibek, Esq., Attorney for The Housing Foundation, Inc. DATED at Montpelier, Vermont this 11th day of September, 2009.

By: Doreen Phillips, Duly Authorized Agent for The Housing Foundation, Inc. VERIFICATION STATE OF VERMONT WASHINGTON COUNTY, SS. On this 11th day of September, 2009, Doreen Phillips, duly authorized agent of The Housing Foundation, Inc., owner of Fernwood Manor Mobile Home Park in Bolton Vermont, being first duly sworn, made oath that she has read the foregoing Complaint, and that the facts contained therein are true.

Before me, Deborah Fielder Notary Public My Commission Expires: 2/10/11 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT Docket No. S1175-09 CnC IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF WILLIAM & CRYSTAL COLEMAN ORDER FOR HEARING A hearing on Plaintiff’s Verified Complaint to declare as abandoned the mobile home of William & Crystal Coleman and authorize the sale by auction has been set for October 21, 2009 at 8:30 a.m. at the Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont 05401.

Jill C. Mongeon, Court Clerk Date: 9/16/09 The contents of storage unit(s) 2411 and 4258 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 22nd of the month of October, 2009 to satisfy the debt of Mary Rose Maynard.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this is not a public auction.

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs?

Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-6524636, 24/7.

ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS, ACA is a 12-Step program for people that grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. We meet in a mutually respectful, safe environment and acknowledge our common experiences. We discover how childhood affected us in the past and influences us in the present. Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St., Burlington. 802-9226609, not2bforgot10@ yahoo.com.

CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided.

Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children.

Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) This support group functions as a community and educational group. We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont.

AMERICAN LUNG ASSOC. FREEDOM FROM SMOKING CLASSES: Sept. 10 - Oct. 29, Thursday, 5:30-7 p.m. $35 for workbook & CD. Limited Financial Assistance is avail.

Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington (above Climb High).

Registration required at 865-2452.

NAMI CONNECTION PEER RECOVERY: Support groups meeting weekly: Burlington, Thursdays 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street. Randolph, Wednesdays 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N.Main Street. Call Janeen, 1-802-371-7677.

Bennington, Tuesdays 6-7:30 p.m., St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 200 Pleasant Street. NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness), connectionvt@myfairpoint. net, 1-800-639-6480 SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee. This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-4799450, or ljlivendale@ yahoo.com.

BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction?

We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-343-2027.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and

co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors.

For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA) Announcing a new 12step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting. Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings? People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington.

802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?”

A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions.

Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-8613150.

BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 660-8797.

The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment?

This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness.

This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com.

COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 50-65, forming for friendship and fun.

Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/ weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol. com.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step group. Women only. Do you have problems with your relationships? Are you unable to leave an unhealthy romantic relationship? We can help. Call Valerie, 802-825-4643.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne.

For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802-985-8600.

MENOPAUSE SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN Meets Sundays, 4-6 p.m. & Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m. Location: Pathways to Well Being, 168 Battery St., Burlington. Share knowledge, experience, stories & get support.

This is a FREE support group that meets every other Sunday and Thursday. Call 862-8806 x5 for more info.

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at the Burlington Police Station on Battery St. in the new Community Room. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport).

WOMEN’S RAPE CRISES CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence. Please call 864-555 ext. 19 for information.

LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild, and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802-734-0695.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide.

Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, 802-446-3577.

6:30-8:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month.

GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to

help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided. The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register.

MS SUPPORT GROUP A support group for people with multiple sclerosis and their caregivers. Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support. Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston.

For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message.

POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh. For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685.

ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 655-9136 or email kgcromey@ aol.com.

SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness.

The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening, as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc.

Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre.

Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are

FREE and anonymous.

For more info please call 802-863-2655.

AL-ANON Family group 12-step.

Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.

“WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence.

Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m.

Ongoing. Join us any time! Childcare reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous.

Call AWARE at 802-4726463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:302:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St., Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m.

Colchester evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the ground floor boardroom from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/ management of addictions, compulsions and their resulting imbalances on our lives.

Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol?

Work? Sex? Television?

Food? Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a nonjudgmental atmosphere.

Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802-399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@ gmail.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROPIN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome, weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion

sevendaysvt.com/classifieds format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830.

Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 825-4643.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6-8 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room.

HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/ AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self-acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and, with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what positive living has

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to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094.

LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713.

SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions.

Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email

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MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS2345.

MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/ DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier.

Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345.

BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings

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EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia.

Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center.

We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents.

More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554.

OCD SUPPORT GROUP/ THERAPY GROUP:

Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms.

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Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center.

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Regional DiRectoR NFI Vermont is seeking a Regional Director for its Brattleboro Area Programs serving youth between the ages of 10-18 with mental health needs.

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Wonderful opportunity for a nursing or med student to provide awake overnight support hours in family’s home to a charming 9-year-old boy. Ability to gain PT, nursing and augmentative communication experience. Ideal candidate is caring, responsible, creative and energetic. training SpecialiSt Independent 44-year-old man is looking for support in the Burlington area. Focus of work will be in his apartment providing oversight of meals and medication administration and in developing other life skills. Ideal candidate is peer-age male who enjoys watching, attending and discussing sporting events. Human-service support ideal for this benefits-eligible position. 20 morning hours.

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Johnson State College’s on-campus program announces anticipated vacancies for part-time teaching assignments in Intro to Political Science and African-American History and Politics.

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Johnson State College’s External Degree Program (EDP) announces anticipated vacancies for parttime teaching assignments in both Psychology and Sociology.

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Environmental Compliance Services, Inc. (ECS), an employee-owned aggressive market leader of business and environmental solutions consulting firm with over 25 years of experience, has several openings in our Waterbury, VT office.

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Bachelor’s degree and two years of experience in nonprofit fundraising is required. Full-time position with excellent benefits. Please include resume, 3 letters of reference and salary requirements: Leisa Pollander Executive Director Sara Holbrook Community Ctr. 66 North Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Applications accepted until position is filled.

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Environmental Technician-Candidate should have an AS/BS degree, Vermont certifications, 1-4 years experience with conducting building material investigations for asbestos, lead and mold. Candidate will be responsible for conducting Phase I/II ESAs including building material assessments for asbestos, lead and mold, remedial system O&M, and report writing.

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Wake Robin Dining Services seeks a Training Coordinator to bring our service skills to the next level. This position is responsible for creating and implementing an orientation and training program for servers, monitoring service systems and patterns to enhance the quality of food service, and to manage dining spaces in the absence of the Dining Manager. Qualified applicants will have at least 2 years of experience as lead server, host/ess, or related dining management experience.

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The Association of Vermont Credit Unions (AVCU) needs a charismatic, selfmotivated and passionate individual for an awesomely unique job with the mundane title Financial Literacy Coordinator. The right person will use music, technology, social media and presentation skills to build financial literacy among high school students around the state for the next two years.

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Academic Support Coordinator Coordinate the GEAR UP Academic Support Programs statewide. Develop, implement, and support various programs and provide professional development opportunities and improvement strategies for teachers and schools. Maintain knowledge of middle and high school students’ academic development,Vermont Framework of Standards, School Transformation, national initiatives and trends related to school reform efforts, and student support strategies. Successful candidate will also coordinate the GEAR UP tutor program. Requires travel with occasional overnight stays; 3-5 years of successful project development and/or management; demonstrated program development and project coordination skills; ability to work independently; excellent communication and organizational skills; an understanding of the socioeconomic and academic needs of the clients served; skills and experience in organizing schedules and completing paperwork. Master’s degree in counseling or a related field preferred; enrollment in master’s degree program with anticipated graduation within one year required. Teacher certification preferred.

All fairs will be held in the Gate House at Lincoln Peak, unless otherwise noted.

Positions require a properly inspected, registered and insured motor vehicle, a valid driver’s license, clear driving record, clear criminal background check, and home office when not working in VSAC office. JOB CODE: SEV294.

Thurs., Oct. 15 from 4-8 PM Thurs., Oct. 22 from 4-8 PM Sat., Oct. 24 from 9 AM-1 PM Sat., Oct. 31 from 9 AM-1 PM Thurs., Nov. 5 from 4-8 PM (Mt. Ellen base lodge) Tues., Nov. 10 from 4-8 PM Fri., Nov. 13 from 4-8 PM

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Join the team at Gardener’s Supply Company! We work hard AND offer a fun place to work with summer bocce games, BBQs, ping-pong tournaments, employee garden plots and much more! We also offer strong cultural values, competitive wages and outstanding benefits (including a tremendous discount on plants & product!).

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As the E-mail Sales & Service Quality Assurance Coach you will develop, deploy and maintain the E-mail Observation program.

This person will meet regularly with call center staff to provide coaching in order to continuously improve performance.

Our ideal candidate will have previous coaching experience; excellent time management and organizational skills; and exceptional written communication skills. This is a regular, part-time, Monday thru Friday, 10am–3pm position with availability outside those days or hours as required. Hours may expand seasonally to provide direct, front line customer sales and service support.

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Interested? Please send your cover letter & resumé to Gardener’s Supply Company, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington, VT 05401 or to jobs@gardeners.com.

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The Willowell Foundation, based in Addison County, is a 501(c)3 organization whose mission it is to cultivate and promote connections among the arts, education and the environment, and model a sustainable future through the synergy of human and natural communities. We are seeking a creative and collaborative ED, who has a background in one or more of our concentration areas, and is a successful fundraiser, manager, and leader.

Nonprofit organization supporting families of children with special needs seeks Health Coordinator to co-lead a family support team in their work providing Please see full job description and application instructions at www.illowell.wordpress.com.. Three-quarter time to information, support and resources to start, salary range of $35,000-$45,000. families, individuals and professionals. Content expertise needed in health care financing, medical service systems, developmental disabilities, peer EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR support and promoting family leadership opportunities. Will provide grant management, budget oversight, staff training and support, and collaborate with partners in the community around disability issues. Proven leadership, 2x1-willowellfound101409.indd 1 communication skills, supervisory experience, experience working with families, knowledge of disability-related issues, and parental experience necessary. Should also be grounded in the principles of family-centered care and committed to improving the lives of children and adults with disabilities and their families. Bachelor’s degree preferred.

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Burlington-Area Shared Living Opportunities

Please forward cover letter, resume to HR, Vermont Family Network, 600 Blair Park, Suite 240, Williston, VT 05495

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Generous stipend provided to provide a home for a female client working on independent life skills. Loves movies, shopping, card games and trying new things. She uses public transportation and cabs, but requires supervision when in the community. Client has 20 hours a week community and work support through Howard Center. Preferable home would be outside Burlington City limits. No children, please.

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Seven Days has an immediate, full-time position available on its award-winning design team. A successful candidate designs quickly, skillfully and creatively under intense deadline pressure. You must be ready to hit the ground running from day one — this is not an entry-level position.

Shared Living Provider needed for a lovely woman in her 50s who enjoys coffee, grocery shopping, dining out and listening to oldies music. Ideal home would be close to Colchester with a large first-floor bedroom. Generous stipend and room and board provided. Marisa Hamilton: (802) 488-6571.

Single male or mature couple sought to provide living supports to young man with developmental disabilities. Candidates must have clinical experience supporting individuals with variety of behavior challenges. Ability to set and maintain clear boundaries required.

Ideal setting is rural within Chittenden County with no children or pets in the home.

Significant tax-free stipend and generous respite budget make this an exciting professional opportunity. For more information please contact Rich Carpenter at (802)488-6508 or richc@howardcenter.org.

Downtown Burlington home sought for a creative young woman who loves to read, anime, and gaming. She enjoys her job and various outdoor activities such as sailing, kayaking and biking. Ideal candidate is a single female, possibly a grad student, who maintains a quiet home. Generous stipend and team support provided for the right person.

Please contact Marisa Hamilton or Mark Prior at: (802)488-6500.

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Fiscal Director

Required expert-level knowledge of: InDesign, Illustrator, PhotoShop CS3+. Preferred software: Flash, XHTML/CSS.

Send cover letter, resume and three print design samples from publication work in .pdf format only to designjob@sevendaysvt.com by Thursday, October 15. at noon (links to Flash work also welcome).

accounts payable/receivable, payroll, budget preparations, analysis and projections, cost allocation, audit compliance and Excel. Experience in accounting for federal/state grants is required, as is a commitment to economic and social justice.

Responsibilities include direct supervision of fiscal staff and advising the Executive Director, program managers, and the Board of Directors on the financial operations and well being of the agency.

Submit a cover letter including your salary requirements, resume and three references to fiscaldirjob@cvoeo.org. For further information see www.cvoeo.org.

CVOEO is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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CAREER ADVICE

How did they start up?

Hear from successful founder CEOs in a series of talks that examines the uniqueness of Vermont’s entrepreneurfounded creative technology companies.

11 am: Richard Tarrant, Jr., MyWebGrocer 12 pm: Adam Alpert, BioTek 1 pm: Steve Arms, MicroStrain 2 pm: Lisa Groeneveld, Logic Supply 3 pm: Paul Millman, Chroma Technology 4 pm: Michael Jager, JDK Design

START-UP WORKSHOPS

TECH SHOWCASE

Wanna be your own boss?

Who’s on the cutting edge?

Invent Yourself! Meet the agencies and schools that can help you get your business off the ground. The day includes a workshop series and technical help organized by the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce. Learn about:

The most innovative Vermont companies will exhibit and demonstrate their products in a two-floor showcase like no other! Drop in on your favorite shop, discover what they’re working on and who they like to hire. Some exhibitors include:

• Getting financing • Writing a business plan • Applying for grants and assistance • Marketing and branding your idea

• BioTek • Bluehouse Group • Competitive Computing • Dealer.com • NRG Systems • Vermont Energy Investment Corp.

Affordable exhibition space is filling up fast!

Reserve your booth at: vermont3.com or cari@vermont.org.

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Monday, October 26, 10-6, Sheraton Burlington PRESENTED BY:

Suit Up!

Men's Wearhouse is collecting gently used professional attire for those in need this month. Linking Learning to Life (LLL) will be distributing the donated duds for FREE at the Jam!

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clUb DAtES NA: not avail. AA: all ages. Nc: no cover.

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burlington area

1/2 LoungE: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series with Steve Hartman (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free. Songwriters Circle with Myra Flynn (singersongwriters), 9:30 p.m., Free.

CLub MEtronoME: Family Night open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+).

HigHEr grounD baLLrooM: yonder Mountain String Band, danny Barnes (newgrass), 8 p.m., $20/25. aa.

HigHEr grounD SHoWCaSE LoungE: perpetual Groove, The Bridge (jam), 8:30 p.m., $13/15. aa.

nECtar’S: true School wednesday with termanology, dJ Statik Selektah, Nastee & dJ a-dog (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $10/12. 18+.

movement of the people: the fela kuti project nicholas cassarino w/lifted

rED SquarE: Close to Nowhere (rock), 8 p.m., Free. dJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

central

FRI, 10/16 | $15 aDv / $15 DOS | DOORS 7, SHOW 8:00Pm mSP FILmS PRESENTS | SEaTED EvENT

in deep: the skiing experience

CHarLiE o’S: Justin levinson (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

LaMb abbEy: Steafan Harvey (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., donations.

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LangDon StrEEt Café: wtF wednesday: Chillin’ with lillie, 6 p.m., Free.

gooD tiMES Café: denice Franke (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., $12. on tHE riSE bakEry: open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free. tWo brotHErS tavErn: open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

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MonoPoLE: open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. oLivE riDLEy’S: Completely Stranded (improv comedy), 8 p.m., Free.

SPankErS

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explore mankind’s devotion to the divine with both atheistic skepticism and

irreverent wonder. It is a curious theology they’ve oxymoronically dubbed “agnostic Gospel” — which is appropriate, coming from a “postmodern jug band,” no? While the album calls into question the humanity of blind religious fervor, it lays bare a near zealotry for Gospel music. And sin. The seeming paradox is fascinating to behold, and, quite simply, a riotous listen. This Thursday, the septet testifies at the Lamb Abbey in Montpelier. tHE MonkEy HouSE: The last two Sharks, The Unrehearsed, The Bludlows (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

on tHE riSE bakEry: Gabe Jarrett & Friends (jazz), 7:30 p.m., donations.

nECtar’S: Kinetix, The Flavor trio (funk), 9 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

tWo brotHErS tavErn: dJ Jam Man (top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

nigHtCraWLErS: Karaoke with Steve leClair, 7 p.m., Free.

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raDio bEan: Jazz Sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free.

Shane Hardiman trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. anthony Santor Group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3.

rED SquarE: Selector dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free. a-dog presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

MonoPoLE DoWnStairS: Gary peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free.

CLub MEtronoME: Bonerama (funk), 9 p.m., $8.

18+.

tHE SCuffEr StEak & aLE HouSE: pJ davidian trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

tabu Café anD nigHtCLub: Karaoke Night with Sassy entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

franny o’S: Balance dJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

tHE Skinny PanCakE: Garrin Benfield (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., $5 donation.

HigHEr grounD SHoWCaSE LoungE: Movement of the people: the Fela Kuti project, lifted with Nicholas Cassarino (world), 8 p.m., $12. aa.

JP’S Pub: The Fifth Business (indie), 9 p.m., Free.

Lift: Thirsty Thursday with dJ Craig Mitchell (house), 9 p.m., Free.

LaMb abbEy: asylum Street Spankers (postmodern jugband), 8 p.m., donations.

LangDon StrEEt Café: abby Jenne (rock), 8 p.m., donations.

champlain valley

51 Main: Verbal onslaught Spoken word lounge (poetry), 8:30 p.m., Free.

Dan’S PLaCE: Ragged Glory (Neil young tribute), 8 p.m., Free.

MonoPoLE: Sven Curth (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LoungE: Cool Breezers with tricky pat & luis Calderin (eclectic), 5 p.m., Free. Quiet Songs: The Myra Flynn trio (neo-soul), 7 p.m., Free. BK2Vt with dJs Francise & Mike device (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

242 Main: Maneuvers, My Heart to Joy, Snowing, document (rock), 7 p.m., $7. aa. baCkStagE Pub: Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free.

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HigHEr grounD baLLrooM: yonder Mountain String Band, danny Barnes (newgrass), 8 p.m., $20/25. aa.

julian marley & the uprising feat. stephen marley javaughn, gully bank sound system SUN, 10/18 | $21 aDv / $24 DOS | DOORS 8, SHOW 8:30Pm

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1/2 LoungE: Jah Red (latin soul), 7 p.m., Free.

Thunder (drum’n’bass), 10 p.m., Free.

tHE tavErn at tHE ESSEx rESort & SPa: Bob Cotton (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., Free.

third saturday dance party dj alan perry

WED, 10/21 | $28 aDv / $28 DOS | DOORS 7:30, SHOW 8Pm 99.9 THE BUzz WELcOmES

raSPutin’S: 101 Thursdays with pres & dJ dan (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

HaLvorSon’S uPStrEEt Café: Friends of Joe with Kip Meaker & Brian McCarthy (blues), 7 p.m., Free.

SaT, 10/17 | $7 aDv / $10 DOS | DOORS 8:30, SHOW 8:30Pm 4TH aNNUaL UNIFORm PaRTy!

TUE, 10/20 | $12 aDv / $12 DOS | DOORS 8, SHOW 8:30Pm SEvEN DayS HOT TIckET

bEE’S knEES: Kelly Ravin (roots), 7:30 p.m., donations.

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grEEn rooM: dJ Big Kat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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yonder mountain string band danny barnes

THU, 10/15 | $12 aDv / $12 DOS | DOORS 7:30, SHOW 8Pm FELa kUTI BIRTHDay cELEBRaTION!

raDio bEan: paul Masson (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.

City LiMitS: Karaoke with Balance entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

WED, 10/14 | $20 aDv / $25 DOS | DOORS 7:30, SHOW 8Pm THU, 10/15 | $20 aDv / $25 DOS | DOORS 7:30, SHOW 8Pm 104.7 THE POINT WELcOmES

perpetual groove the bridge

ManHattan Pizza & Pub: open Mic with andy lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

INFO & TIX: WWW.HIGHERGROUNDMUSIC.COM

WED, 10/14 | $13 aDv / $15 DOS | DOORS 8, SHOW 8:30Pm

Lift: dJ Capsule’s Comme Ci (house), 9 p.m., Free.

WatErbury rESErvoir: ladies Night, with Shrimp on the Side (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

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It’s Your Birthday

Nick Cassarino will make a homecoming appearance with his new outfit, the 10-member hip-hop soul collective Lifted.

forthcoming album, Black Night, Black Flame.

This Thursday, October 15, marks the I love that the live-music experiment birthday of one of the most influential at Muddy Waters is continuing. This musicians, well, maybe ever: Fela Kuti. You Friday the coffeehouse welcomes B-town could make an argument that no single artist garage-psych favorites the Vacant Lots and in history was as responsible for the current If you dig the review of local hip-hop Montréal’s Shortpants Romance. The latter popularity of “world” music than the late maven Nastee’s new album on page 46, would normally win the (imaginary) award Nigerian Afrobeat pioneer. then I’d recommend you swing by Nectar’s for best band name of the week, except…

Here in Vermont, we actually have on Wednesday, October 14 — the day this That honor goes to noted electronica a pretty excellent Kuti tribute band, issue hits newsstands — and catch his producer Brandon Miles’ electro-rock outfit Crunk Witch, playing this Friday at Radio Bean.

On second thought, I might hand out that (still imaginary) award to Aussie hardcore band Robotosaurus, who tear up Rachael Rice 242 Main this Saturday with a little aggro help from Rhode Island’s the Network, Albany’s Surrounded By Teeth — also in the best band name running — and local folks Ghosting and Anchors.

New (Old) Band Alert: In Memory of Pluto brothers Bill and Zach Jandl have a sorta new band, Spirit Animal.

Apparently, the “new” band — which also includes longtime friend Dan “not the mayoral candidate” Smith — actually predates IMOP by about six years, but has been on the back burner while the brothers Jandl have been focusing their efforts on being totally awesome in IMOP. Over the last six months, the group has been writing new material and preparing to unveil the new (old) band.

Are they any good? Dunno. But the demos on their MySpace page sound pretty tight. The band has a show this Monday at a Burlington location I’m not supposed to tell you about.

[Total aside #2: Anyone else True School residency with kinda hungry for some bread?]

DJ A-Dog. Aside from the In the mood for some crazy-ass, almost usual old-school hip-hop unclassifiable jazz? I thought so. Do yourself shenanigans, this week’s a favor and catch Brooklyn-based trio the installment doubles as a CD Inbetweens — so named for their propensity release party for Bostonto play “in between” styles, get it? — who based MC Termanology, play not once but twice in Burlington this Jazz Luminary James Harvey who will perform with DJ Saturday: an early show at the Marriott Deadeye. Expect appearances Harbor Lounge and a late-night session at from Neighborhood and DJ Radio Bean. The group features guitarist Statik Selektah as well.

Mike Gamble, bassist Noah Jarrett — that Movement of the People. The 13-member It’s nice to see James Harvey performing would be Gabe Jarrett’s brother — and ensemble has really riled up the natives over again. This Friday the VT jazz icon will drummer Conor Elmes. The spacier-thanthe last year or so, packing local clubs where give a concert at St. Paul’s Cathedral in thou outfit is also celebrating the release of e’er they go. Though I’ve yet to experience Burlington with a host of local luminaries, its third album, Quantum Cowboy. them in person, I’m told by several folks including Amanda Gustafson (Swale), Finally, go catch speedwestern with ears I trust that they’re the real deal.

Jen Hartswick, Andy Moroz, Strength in revivalists Waylon Speed at Nectar’s this Good enough for me.

Numbers’ Bryan McNamara and James’ Friday. The band hits the road later this Not coincidentally, MOP just happens sister, Anne Harvey. Expect a mix of month and won’t be back for a while. Plus, to have a pretty big gig lined up this standards, original compositions and the show might just whet your appetite for Thursday at the Higher Ground Showcase premieres of at least two new works their debut album, which should hit stores Lounge. Not only that, but prodigal axeman that will likely appear on the pianist’s

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Earlier this year, I rather panned the latest album from Montpelier-based Americana outfit Rusty Romance, Roots N’ Roll. While the instrumental performances were largely sound and the songwriting was decent, I took exception with several vocal performances on the disc. Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I’m a bit of a stickler for things like “pitch.” It’s just how I’m wired, I guess.

Strangely, the band never got around to throwing a proper release party for the album. Whether that’s because of my tepid review or the fact that the CD came out on January 20, 2009 (aka Barack Obama’s coronation), is unclear. [Note: It is clear, actually. It was the Obama thing.]

Anyway, better late than never. This Saturday, Rusty Romance are finally celebrating the release of their not-sorecently released album with a show at Montpelier alt-venue, the Lamb Abbey.

Nifty didgeri-duo the Earthman Band open.

At this point you’re probably wondering why I would draw your attention to a band whose CD I advised you to avoid. Two reasons: One, the show is a fundraiser for Making Strides Against Breast Cancer, in conjunction with the American Cancer Society, and it follows that organization’s annual Making Strides Against Cancer Walk the same day. In case you were unaware, October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month — and not, as Keith Olbermann recently referred to it on an NBC football telecast, “Breast Awareness Month.” That was in July. And it was awesome.

The second reason I think you should give Rusty Romance a chance is that they are unveiling a new vocalist, “sweetheart of the alt-country rodeo” Rachael Rice. [Total aside #1: I’ve come up with some really lame nicknames for various local musicians. But I like that one, and it seems to have stuck, as I’ve seen a few other media folks use it in reference to Rice. Peter Freyne would be proud.]

Rice is perhaps best known for her work with twangy local outfit the Cosmic Americans. She is also known for being one seriously badass vocalist. Her addition to the band could pretty much remedy my lone issue with Rusty Romance.

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As American cities go, Baltimore is something of an enigma. Nestled smack in the middle of the Eastern seaboard, 12v-Keepitweird101409.indd 1 10/12/09 11:19:54 AMit’s not really northern. But it’s not really southern, either. Veer too far off the friendly cobblestoned streets of Fell’s Point and you could wind up in the sketchiest of ghettos.

The average tilt at Camden Yards often feels more like a road game for the perennially OUR COMMUNITY lowly Orioles, with as many out-of-town IS PART OF THE rooters as hometown fans. On the surface, it seems the entire city is in the midst of an WORLD COMMUNITY. epic identity crisis. But that’s not really the HELP US DEVELOP A VACCINE case. Dig a little deeper and you discover a FOR DENGUE FEVER city with a bounty of singular riches to offer anyone willing to look for them.

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The five-song EP leads off with “Gonna Be Your Man.” Backed only by a sleepily descending acoustic guitar progression, Masson uncorks a tender, heartsick ballad.

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“My Girl, Baltimore” is a loving ode to Masson’s hometown. A cynic might view the tune as little more than a rehash of Ryan Adams’ “Oh My Sweet Carolina.” And while it’s true both songs lay bare a similarly fractured homesickness, Masson imbues his with a heartache that is pure and genuine.

“Red Morning Sky” closes out the debut.

Sort of. Predictable in both melody and writing, it is the EP’s weakest cut. However, if you can make it through, Masson has included an untitled secret track, right around the 7-minute mark. It’s a stirring little acoustic-voice tune that bookends the disc so well, you’ll wonder why he hid it.

Then again, maybe that’s just Baltimore; you gotta look to find it.

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philosophical, tone when left to his own devices. He faces social and political issues with tact, daring and charm.

If Nastee has a flaw, it’s a tendency to oversimplify choruses. Where the MC’s wordplay during verses borders on the acrobatic, rudimentary flow at the hook lacks the anticipated release, almost to the point of pandering. You could argue the tactic is meant to create contrast, which it does. But following the whip-smart observations that largely define the record, it’s hard not to want a more intellectual payoff at what should be each song’s apex.

“It’s Nastee” is perhaps the most egregious offender, the hook here consisting solely of “It’s Nastee, it’s your boy Nastee,” ad nauseum.

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It is safe to say that Vermont hip-hop has arrived. No longer resigned to niche status, the 802 boasts a thriving statewide community of homegrown MCs and DJs, running the gamut from the Aztext to DJ ZJ. It is interesting, then, to take a step back in time to illustrate how far the genre has come, at least locally. With his debut solo album The Album B4 The Album, Queen City hip-hop ambassador Nastee has done just that, unleashing a gripping collection of older material written and recorded over the last several years while the venerable MC was otherwise focusing his efforts on his work with the noted collective VT Union.

“Just Say” introduces the record, and reintroduces Nastee as a clever, technically skilled rapper. His gruff, blunted delivery is seductive, to the point that one could overlook his sly, challenging flow. Don’t.

Dude’s got skillz, which is especially evident during sneakily lolling verses. Where previous VT Union releases err on the side of “throw your hands up” club anthems, Nastee takes a more subtle, dare we say

But this is a minor gripe, especially when considering the work as a whole. More often than not, our boy Nastee delivers the goods. Even dated diatribes against the Bush regime (“Message,” “War”) hold up and — sadly — maintain relevancy in Obama’s America.

Nastee is best known as an MC and DJ, but he is equally impressive as a producer.

Throughout The Album, his beats are crisp and entertaining. “Cutz and scratchez” from longtime collaborator DJ A-Dog don’t exactly hurt, either.

Though at times rough around the edges, The Album B4 The Album is an intriguing glimpse into Nastee’s evolution as an artist and, by extension, the evolution of the scene he has helped to cultivate.

The Album B4 The Album is available at CDBaby.com. Catch Nastee and DJ A-Dog at their weekly “True School” residency every Wednesday at Nectar’s.

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CLUB METRONOME: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5. Eoto, Jeff Bujak (electro-jam), 9 p.m., $12/15. 18+.

FRANNY O’S: Dan Parks & the Blame (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.

GREEN ROOM: DJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: In Deep: The Skiing Experience (film), 8 p.m., $15. AA.

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LIFT: Clubland with Bonjour-Hi! (house), 9 p.m., $3.

MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: Nicholas Cassarino & Friends (jazz), 8 p.m., Free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Nervous But Excited, Waves of Adrenaline (rock), 7 p.m., $5. Salsa Night with DJ Hector Cobeo, 10 p.m., $3.

MUDDY WATERS: The Vacant Lots, Shortpants Romance (garage-rock), 9 p.m., Free.

NIGHTCRAWLERS: Sideshow Bob (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

OLD SHED BAR & GRILL: The Growlers (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

RASPUTIN’S: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: Quiet Songs with Myra Flynn (neo-soul), 6 p.m., Free. Grippo Funk Band, 9 p.m., $3. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: DJ Johnny Utah (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE: Ragged Glory (Neil Young tribute), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: Great Brook Blues Band (blues), 9:30 p.m., $5.

THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: Rise Up Sound (reggae), 9:30 p.m., Free.

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CITY LIMITS: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. The Johnny Devil Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Garrin Benfield (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: DJ Dizzle (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

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BEE’S KNEES: Red Hot Juba (cosmic Americana), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

JD’S PUB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3.

MATTERHORN: Pulse Prophets (reggae), 9 p.m., $5.

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LEBANON OPERA HOUSE: The Machine (Pink Floyd tribute), 7:30 p.m., $22/25/30/33. AA.

MONOPOLE DOWNSTAIRS: Gary Peacock (singersongwriter), 5 p.m., Free.

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CLUB METRONOME: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

GREEN ROOM: Envy with Justin B (house), 10 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Soulive, Nigel Hall (soul, funk), 8:30 p.m., $15/17. AA. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Third Saturday Dance Party with DJ Alan Perry (house), 8:30 p.m., $7/10. AA. SAT.17

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LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Happy Hour with Electric Sorcery (rock), 6 p.m., Donations. Jacob Johnson (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Lewis Franco & the Missing Cats (swing), 9 p.m., Donations.

MONOPOLE: Peacock Tunes & Trivia, 5 p.m., Free.

Lucid (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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CIDER HOUSE BBQ AND PUB: Abby Jenne & Dug Reid (rock), 7 p.m., Free.

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JP’s Pub: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

Lift: Spyce Saturday with DJs ZJ & Fran (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3.

nectar’s: Jay Burwick (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. pulse prophets, DJ Big Dog (reggae), 9 p.m., $3. nigHtcrawLers: Sturcrazie (rock), 9 p.m., Free. radio bean: Celia (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free.

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rí rá irisH Pub: Now Is Now (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

Piecasso: Karaoke Championship with John Wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., Free.

tHe skinny Pancake: The Willoughbys (folk), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

rusty naiL: DJ Russell (mashup), 10 p.m., $5.

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gusto’s: Jam on toast (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Langdon street café: No Eye Contact (folk), 12:30 p.m., Donations. The New Boston Duo (Gypsy), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Full tang (World), 10 p.m., Donations.

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cHarLie o’s: tim Brick & Gypsy Highway (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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red square: Nautilus (funk), 9 p.m., $3. DJ a-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

tHe center bakery & café: Billy Caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., Free.

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bee’s knees: The Hubcats (americana), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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rasPutin’s: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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51 mAiN, 51 main st., middlebury, 388-8209. tHE BriStoL BAkErY, 16 main st., Bristol, 453-3280. cAroL’S HuNgrY miND cAfé, 24 merchant’s Row, middlebury, 388-0101. citY LimitS, 14 Greene st., Vergennes, 877-6919.

DAN’S PLAcE, 31 main street, Bristol, 453-2774. gooD timES cAfé, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. oN tHE riSE BAkErY, 44 Bridge st., Richmond, 434-7787.

StArrY NigHt cAfé, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. tWo BrotHErS tAVErN, 86 main st., middlebury, 388-0002.

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BLAck Door BAr & BiStro, 44 main st., montpelier, 223-7070.

Big PicturE tHEAtEr & cAfé, 48 carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. cHArLiE o’S, 70 main st., montpelier, 223-6820. tHE cENtEr BAkErY & cAfE, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury center, 244-7500. guSto’S, 28 Prospect st., Barre, 476-7919.

L.A.c.E., 159 North main st., Barre, 476-4276.

LANgDoN St. cAfé, 4 Langdon st., montpelier, 223-8667. mAiN St. griLL & BAr, 118 main st., montpelier, 223-3188.

PickLE BArrEL NigHtcLuB, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

PoSitiVE PiE 2, 20 state st., montpelier, 229-0453.

PurPLE mooN PuB, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

SLiDE Brook LoDgE & tAVErN, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202.

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BEE’S kNEES, 82 Lower main st., morrisville, 888-7889. tHE BrEWSki, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. tHE HuB PizzEriA & PuB, 21 Lower main st., Johnson, 635-7626. mAttErHorN, 4969 mountain Rd., stowe, 253-8198. muSic Box, 147 creek Rd., craftsbury, 586-7533. oVErtimE SALooN, 38 s. main st., st. Albans, 524-0357.

PiEcASSo, 899 mountain Rd., stowe, 253-4411. ruStY NAiL, 1190 mountain Rd., stowe, 253-6245.

SHootErS SALooN, 30 Kingman st., st. Albans, 527-3777. tAmArAck griLL At BurkE mouNtAiN, 223 shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394.

WAtErSHED tAVErN, 31 center st., Brandon, 247-0100.

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krAzY HorSE SALooN, 14 margaret st., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-570-8888. moNoPoLE, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-5632222.

NAkED turtLE, 1 Dock st., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. oLiVE riDLEY’S, 37 court st., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-3242200. tABu cAfé & NigHtcLuB, 14 margaret st., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-0666.

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1/2 LoUNge: Funhouse with DJ Rob Douglas, Moonflower & Friends (eclectic DJs), 7 p.m., Free.

BackStage PUB: Karaoke with pete, 9 p.m., Free.

FraNNy o’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

HigHer groUNd BaLLroom: Julian Marley & the Uprising with Stephen Marley, Javaughn, Gully Bank Soundsystem (reggae), 8:30 p.m., $20/23.

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mUddy waterS: Clean Slate (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

Nectar’S: WBKM Bluesday Tuesday with The Book’em Blues Band, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. radio BeaN: Raina Rose & Rebecca Loebe (singersongwriters), 8 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. red SqUare: Upsetta International Sound (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.

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cHarLie o’S: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LaNgdoN Street caFé: Town Wide Yard Sale (freak folk), 9 p.m., Donations.

tHe moNkey HoUSe: Califone, Sian Alice Group, paper Castles (indie), 9 p.m., $12.

maiN Street griLL aNd Bar: Mark LeGrand (country), 7 p.m., Free.

Nectar’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

NigHtcrawLerS: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. radio BeaN: Old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. John Delore (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. No Eye Contact (folk), 8 p.m., Free. Monkey pudding Face (indie), 9 p.m., Free.

Kenny Cambre (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free. red SqUare: Bonjour-Hi! (eclectic DJs), 9 p.m., Free.

northern

Bee’S kNeeS: David Langevin (piano), 11 a.m., Donations. Yankee Chank (Zydeco), 7:30 p.m., Donations. tHe HUB Pizzeria & PUB: Jazz on Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. river artS ceNter: The Savoy Family Band (Zydeco), 4 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LoUNge: Heal-In Sessions with Reverence & Nickel B (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. cLUB metroNome: Open Mic Night with Mikey p of Elephantbear, 9 p.m., Free.

HigHer groUNd SHowcaSe LoUNge: Jessie James & push play (pop), 7 p.m., $12. AA. Nectar’S: Hammajang (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

radio BeaN: Julie Kay Clark (singer-songwriter), 5:30 p.m., Free. Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. red SqUare: Myra Flynn & Spark (neo-soul), 8 p.m., Free. Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. rozzi’S LakeSHore taverN: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free. rUBeN JameS: Why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

LaNgdoN Street caFé: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

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HigHer groUNd SHowcaSe LoUNge: portugal.

The Man, Hockey, Drug Rug (indie), 8:30 p.m., $12. AA. LeUNig’S BiStro & caFé: Queen City Hot Club (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

Bee’S kNeeS: Celia (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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1/2 LoUNge: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series with Steve Hartman (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free. The Grass is Greener (singer-songwriter), 9:30 p.m., Free. cLUB metroNome: Family Night Open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+).

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HigHer groUNd BaLLroom: Silversun pickups, Cage the Elephant, An Horse (rock), 8 p.m., $28. AA.

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LeUNig’S BiStro & caFé: paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

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Nectar’S: True School Wednesday with Nastee & A-Dog (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

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radio BeaN: Rebecca Williams (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.

The Good Doctor Guillotin at phoenix books & cafe

red SqUare: The Fifth Business (indie), 8 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

A PG13 thrilling Thursday interactive haunted house

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October 23/24, 30/31 at 6:30 pm

BLack door Bar & BiStro: Comedy Night (standup), 8:30 p.m., $5.

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cHarLie o’S: Live Music, 8 p.m., Free.

LaNgdoN Street caFé: Raina Rose (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Donations. Rebecca Loebe (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Donations. Spirits of the Red City (folk), 9 p.m., Donations. waterBUry reServoir: Ladies Night, with Shrimp on the Side (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

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LiFt: Karaoke … With a Twist, 9 p.m., Free.

Bee’S kNeeS: Dan Haley Is Mr. Casual (pop), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

tHe moNkey HoUSe: Hip-Hop Open Mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., Free.

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hat’s in a name? For Bronx-based dance company INSPIRIT, the moniker alludes to what the dancers try to bring to the core of each of their contemporary works: lots of spirit. Artistic director Christal Brown — a dancer and choreographer who also wears the hats of educator, writer and activist — formed the troupe in 2000 to join the forces of emerging African American female artists. Now 14 women strong, the troupe displays a diverse array of movement patterns, from traditional West African dance to postmodern forms to ballet and even yoga. Dance journalist Eva Yaa Asantewaa said INSPIRIT evokes “the strength of the ancestors and the sassiness of today’s feminists.” With a piece called “Take That” on the program, sassy sounds about right.

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oy bands may be dreamy, but few are downright heavenly. Enter a five-man pop act who put the priority on piety. As the stars of the musical spoof Altar Boyz, the devoted group rocks songs such as “Girl You Make Me Wanna Wait” and “Jesus Called Me on My Cell Phone” and try to make it big in New York while resisting the Big Apple’s far-from-saintly temptations. After its 2004 debut at the New York Musical Theatre Festival, this divine dance-and-song parody scored the Outer Critics Circle Award for Best Musical Off-Broadway. It comes to Rutland’s Paramount Theatre this Saturday. “The high-octane dancing was as good as anything I have seen since [A] Chorus Line,” opines Paramount’s executive director Bruce Bouchard. Now that sounds tempting.

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Saturday, October 17, 8 p.m., at Paramount Theatre in Rutland. $30-37.50.

Info, 775-0903. www.paramountlive.org

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trolling through Harvard Square, you stop to listen to a busker with an acoustic guitar and a bluesy growl. He’s a little corny, a lot accomplished and addictively sincere. A decade or so ago, that might have been Martin Sexton. The Syracuse native worked the Square, saving dollar bills and selling self-produced CDs out of his guitar case, till a batch of awards helped land him on the Atlantic label in 1998. Today, the classic roots rocker — who’s been compared to Otis Redding and Van Morrison — has his own label, Kitchen Table Records, on which he released the live double disc Solo last fall.

The self-proclaimed “road warrior” is happiest working a crowd, and you can catch him at the Chandler Music Hall on Friday, with alt-folkie Chris Trapper opening.

MARTIN SEXTON Friday, October 16, 7:30 p.m., at Chandler Music Hall in Randolph. $25-30. Info, 728-6464. www. chandler-arts.org

Friday, October 16, and Saturday, October 17, 8 p.m., at Mahaney Center for the Arts Dance Theater, Middlebury College. $6-24. Info, 4436433. www.middlebury.edu/arts

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ith DVDs and digital files rendering VHS tapes pretty much obsolete, you have to wonder where videos go to die. If they’re lucky, they’ll be saved from secondhand stores, yard sales and garbage bins by Nick Prueher and Joe Pickett, the curators behind the Found Footage Festival.

Outdated exercise videos, archaic Saturday morning cartoons and cast-away home movies find a second lease on life as features in this hilarious lineup of lost clips, enhanced with commentary by the two hosts. A brand-new show debuts in Burlington on Friday. Wired.com says the film bash appeals “to those who enjoy the voyeuristic embarrassment of catching a neighbor playing air guitar.” Isn’t that everyone?

Make sure to swing by ... just keep any home movies under lock and key.

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FOUND FOOTAGE FESTIVAL Friday, October 16, 8 p.m., at Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center in Burlington. $10. Info, 1-800-838-3006. www.foundfootagefestival.com

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siNglEs party: Seven Days hosts a fun flirt-fest dance featuring real-time iSpy connections. Chow!

Bella, St. Albans, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 864-5684.

NEighborhooD improvEmENt Night: Burlington residents articulate what they value about downtown, the waterfront and their neighborhoods to the Planning Commission. UVM Waterman Building, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7172.

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business

burliNgtoN busiNEss & profEssioNal WomEN’s mEEtiNg: Biz kids network over supper before a rep from the Vermont Healthy Workplace Advocates presents on “Vermont Bully Busters.”

Best Western Windjammer Inn & Conference Center, South Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. $25. Info, 899-3936.

‘afghaN star’: This 2009 Sundance winner investigates Afghanistan’s “American Idol”-style pop competition — a revolutionary show for the country because it introduces viewers to democratic voting and modernity. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘bolivia’: As part of the Contemporary Argentine Film Series, moviegoers observe Adrián Caetano’s Spanish flick about the romance and politics of a neighborhood coffee shop. Room 200, Yokum Lecture Hall. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 518-564-3095.

education

fEstival Du NouvEau CiNéma: More than 200 Canadian and international films offer cinema enthusiasts stimulation of the mind and the senses in this 12-day screen bash. Various locations, Montréal, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. $5-25 per film; $100-125 for festival pass. Info, 514-844-2172.

environment

‘thE barbariaN iNvasioNs’: A dying FrenchCanadian professor struggles to come to terms with his unscrupulous son’s capitalist tendencies in Denys Arcand’s surprising comedy. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘prEpariNg for thE aCt’: High schoolers prep for the standardized test to ensure familiarity with its structure, scoring and strategies. VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3177.

‘buttoN-up WEathErizatioN Workshop’: Residents learn to lock in heat and lower fuel costs through simple home improvements. Twinfield Union School, Plainfield, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 454-7702.

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art ExhibitioN tour & tEa: A guided tour allows folks to view the creativity present at the farm’s 22nd annual art exhibition. Tea and discussion with the artists follows at the Inn. Shelburne Farms, 2:45-4:30 p.m. $15-20. Info, 985-8686. burNham kNittErs: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Senior Citizen Center, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4269.

‘DEEpENiNg our spirituality’: Folks focus on faith in the context of community, worship, music and more in this monthly discussion group. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 7-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 985-3819.

‘glam QuEEr pub Quiz’: The Sisters LeMay host a trivia battle sprinkled with LGBTQ-focused questions, where contestants duke it out for the grand prize. Parima Acoustic Lounge, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812. italiaN CoNvErsatioN group: Parla Italiano?

A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

rotary Club of EssEx: Rotarians help build goodwill and peace as they organize service goals at weekly social meetings. The Essex, Essex Junction, 12:10-1:30 p.m. $15. Info, 233-3612.

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bENEfit DiNNEr & silENt auCtioN: Community members sit down for supper to support Child Care Resource, a nonprofit devoted to strengthening the well-being, development and education of children. A Single Pebble, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $75.

Info, 863-3367, ext. 17. south END farmErs markEt: Residents of the Queen City’s southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce at outdoor stalls. Flynndog, Burlington, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8526. ‘thE laNDsCapE of vErmoNt’: Jeff Roberts, author of The Atlas of American Artisan Cheese, moderates a panel discussion about art, food and sustainability among farmers and artists over a meal of locally produced eats. Coach Barn at Shelburne Farms, 5-9 p.m. $35 includes dinner and art exhibition. Info, 985-8686.

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ESPN’s “30 for 30”

Featuring a discussion with Fritz Mitchell & film editor/Burlington resident Paul Carruthers Two Premier Films:

“Muhammad and Larry” A film by Albert Maysles “The Legend of Jimmy the Greek” A film by Charlotte, VT resident Fritz Mitchell Monday, October 26 at 7 pm

health & fitness

Photos: Muhammad Ali and Larry Holmes (courtesy of Getty Images); Albert Maysles; Fritz Mitchell.

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DEEksha oNENEss ExpEriENCE: Stressed-out souls find peace of mind and rejuvenation in this spiritual transfer of energy. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 6 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 893-9966. mEDitatioN Class: Folks seeking enlightenment learn the fundamentals of Buddhism and attempt to reach a higher state of consciousness at this in-depth class led by the Venerable Amy Miller.

Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

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babytimE: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 876-7147.

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Jazz Cabaret

Dafnis Prieto Thursday, October 29 at 7:30 pm

“[Prieto’s] pieces are emotionally charged and stylistically diverse, carried along not just by rhythm but also through lovely harmonized passages, horn fanfares, and powerfully conjured moods.” —Wall Street Journal

Ralph Alessi, trumpet; Peter Apfelbaum, tenor and soprano sax, melodica; Felipe Lamoglia, alto and soprano sax; Dafnis Prieto, drums; Yunior Terry, bass; Manuel Valera, piano

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kNit Night: Crafty needle workers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 872-7111.

Saturday, October 24, 8:00PM Flynn Center, Burlington

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EmbroiDErErs’ guilD mEEtiNg: Needle workers check out the sewing projects of their peers, and get a little stitching done in the process. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0198.

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Cooking With kids: Youthful apple eaters nibble different heirloom varieties of the fruit before helping to make dried apple rings and homemade sauce. Sign up at customer service desk. city Market, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

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‘Creating healthy desserts’: little ones create sweet treats from nourishing ingredients at this drop-in workshop. Healthy living, South Burlington, 4-8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569. ‘drop in & read’: Youthful bookworms enjoy snacks, story time, chess and page turning. lincoln library, lincoln, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 4532665. ‘Moving & grooving With Christine’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes. recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome.

Fletcher Free library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216. open JaM: Twelve- to 19-year-old developing musicians rock out on their instrument (or a borrowed one) at a group improv session. The Hub Teen center & Skatepark, Bristol, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678. peter the MusiC Man: educator Peter alsen lets kids ages 3 to 5 try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘teens read’: Middle schoolers chat about the books that keep them flipping page after page.

Fletcher Free library, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

Wednesday storytiMe: little readers ages 3 to 5 digest picture books, songs and puppet activities.

Brownell library, essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m.

Free. Info, 878-6956.

music also, see clubdates in music section p.63. anneMieke spoelstra: The prize-winning pianist performs etudes, ballades, polonaises and more on the ivories, focusing on chopin melodies. elley-long Music center, St. Michael’s college, colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

Fiddle & guitar Workshop: celtic musicians roy Johnstone and Steve Sharratt lead an instructional workshop for instrument players of all levels before a house concert. Preregister. 338 Thompson road, Shelburne, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 985-1124.

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the great verMont Corn Maze: a seven-acre maze of maize lures labyrinth lovers outstanding in their field. last person will be admitted at 3 p.m.

Boudreau Farm, danville, 10 a.m. $9-12. Info, 7481399, info@vermontcornmaze.com.

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‘a tribute to CĂŠsar ChĂĄvez’: St. Mike’s Spanish students make remarks on the Mexican american farm worker and civil rights activist before a screening of a film about the United Farm Workers of america, The Wrath of Grapes. International commons, St. Michael’s college, colchester, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 654-2536. buraCk leCture series: Mathematician Peter lax adds up why math man John von neumann was “The Most Powerful Mind of the 20th century.�

Billings north lounge, B300, University of Vermont, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2060. ‘FaCing Mental illness’: after a screening of Minds on the Edge, folks begin a conversation about mental health care and best practices. counseling Service of addison county, Middlebury, 7-10:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0180.

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‘haMlet’: northern Stage’s international cast presents the Bard’s dark tale of political turmoil and family vengeance in denmark. See “State of the artsâ€?, this issue. Briggs Opera House, White river Junction, 7:30 p.m. $25-58. Info, 296-7000. ‘opus’: The Vermont Stage company dives deep into the intricacies of the rehearsal room when the violinist of a high-profile string quartet mysteriously disappears before their biggest show. See theater review, this issue. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $26-32.50. Info, 863-5966. ‘the graduate’: The seductive Mrs. robinson will do anything to keep her young protĂŠgĂŠ, Benjamin, away from her daughter in this play about rebellion and choice. akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 253-3961.

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book disCussion group: Bibliophiles bury their noses in david Margolick’s Strange Fruit: Billie Holiday, CafÊ Society, and an Early Cry for Civil Rights. Fletcher Free library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-3403. gastronoMy book disCussion: Bookworms whet their appetites with diana abu-Jaber’s mouth-watering story Crescent, which links what we eat to who we are. South Hero community library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209. ‘get the Word out’: Mouths form a medley of audible thoughts through slam poetry, open mic spoken word, rap battles and more. Outer Space, Burlington, 7:45 p.m. - 12 a.m. Free. Info, 318-6162. ‘MeMorable MeMoirs’ book disCussion: readers exchange thoughts on eudora Welty’s life journey as presented in One Writer’s Beginnings.

Bradford Public library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 2224536, bradfordpubliclibrary@gmail.com. oral history Workshop: The Vermont Jewish Women’s History Project hosts a lesson on “capturing Grandma’s Story� through spoken word. rutland Free library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 446-2877. poetry reading: Phyllis rachel larrabee shares stanzas connected to the theme “careful of the cosmos,� and Martha Zweig reads selections from her works including Vinegar Bone and Monkey Lightning Nest. Jaquith Public library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581. ‘prophetiC odyssey’: What happened after Moses died? a study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-5125. sharing MeMories: Folks contribute personal stories about World War II in an open circle atmosphere.

Fairlee Public library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 333-4716. verMont reads book disCussion: lit fans relish thoughtful talk about Julie Otsuka’s When the Emperor Was Divine, about a Japanese american family placed in an internment camp in World War II. carpenter-carse library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 482-2878. vinCent e. Feeney: The author of Finnigans, Slaters and Stonepeggers: A History of the Irish in Vermont recounts tales of notable Irish americans in the Green Mountain State over the years. Fletcher Free library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

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School Open House: Parents of kids in preschool through grade 3 consider a public ed alternative.

International Children’s School, South Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-3344.

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‘Bridge Basics’: Bronze Life Master Louise Acker provides beginners with an overview of bidding, play and defense in this mentally engaging card game. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 6:30-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 388-4095.

Mt. Mansfield Scale Modelers: Hobbyists break out the superglue and sweat the small stuff at a miniature-construction skill swap. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0765.

Queen City Ghostwalk: Adventurous souls stretch their legs around Burlington’s downtown, hearing haunted history and spine-tingling tales.

Meet on the back steps of Burlington City Hall.

7 p.m. $13; call for reservations. Info, 351-1313, queencityghostwalk@gmail.com.

film

‘Afghan Star’: See WED.14, 7 p.m.

Common Ground Documentary Series: UVM students select films to address issues not taught in classrooms in this 13-week “Reclaiming Our Education” series. Benedict Auditorium, Marsh Life Science Building, UVM, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. Free.

Info, 922-8492.

‘Farewell, Disney!’: Animation fans gaze at film clips about ex-Disney artists who later set up shop with their own, more adult-oriented fare, such as Mister Magoo. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

Festival du Nouveau Cinéma: See WED.14, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

‘Self Helpless’: An irreverent, independently made comedy filmed in Vermont and Mexico premieres in its filmmakers’ hometown. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $7. Info, 324-1990.

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‘The Cats of Mirikitani’: This Vermont Reads film screening explores the life of California-born, Japan-raised artist Jimmy Mirikitani, who spent years living in World War II internment camps and on the streets of New York. Good Living Senior Center, St. Johnsbury, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8470.

food & drink

Apple Pie & Autumn Soups: Baking enthusiasts make the best of the fall harvest by yielding delicious seasonal dishes. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 1-6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

Seaweed Workshop: Gastronomes join General Manager Clem Nilan and Herbal Education Coordinator Cristi Nunziata for a different take on seafood, including Nori rolls, Hijiki salad and miso soup. Sign up at customer service desk. City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

Sugar Snap Luncheon: Seniors enjoy soup, salad and sandwiches in a special catered midday feast.

Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 12 p.m. $5. Info, 658-3585.

Winooski Farmers Market: Area growers and bakers offer their soil-grown and homemade wealth for shoppers to bring home. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 734-6175.

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‘Babies & Moms’: Family members bond through stories, nursery rhymes and songs with peers.

South Burlington Community Library, 10:30-11 a.m.

Free. Info, 652-7080.

Dads & Kids Playgroup: Youngsters up to age 5 and their male grown-ups connect over a complimentary dinner and group playtime. Family Center of Washington County, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 262-3292, ext. 115, fcwcdads@yahoo.com.

Family Sing-Along: Tots ages 5 and under and their parents gather to belt out familiar nursery rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Homeschool Program: Out-of-classroom learners improve writing and illustration techniques with author and artist Amy Huntington.

Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Middle School Helpers & Planners: Lit lovers grades 6 to 8 help redesign the young-adult reading room and plan cool projects for the library.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:40 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-6955.

Music with Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘Queer 101’: Ella Kaplan of Outright Vermont helps adolescents understand and support different types of sexual orientation. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 3:15 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678.

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Ball in the House: This five-member indie band blends R&B, pop, hip-hop and gospel sounds for smooth harmonies. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $10-14. Info, 518-523-2512.

Roy Johnstone & Steve Sharratt: The Prince Edward Island Celtic blues artists pull off fastpaced fiddle tricks. 338 Thompson Road, Shelburne, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 985-1124.

outdoors

The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.14, 10 a.m.

David Houston: The U.S. Forest Service ecologist and tree pathologist speaks about environmental change in “Aliens Disturbing the Balance.”

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m. $5.

Info, 748-2600.

Doctors Without Borders Information Session: Prospective medical and nonmedical aid workers learn about becoming a part of overseas humanitarian work through a presentation, film and Q&A session. University Amphitheatre.

Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 212-847-3144.

Frank Bryan: Does Vermont have its own “genetic code,” distinguishing its residents from those of other states? The speaker examines the Green Mountain State’s impact in “Everything You Need to Know About Vermont History in 30 Minutes or Less.”

Historical Society, Bristol, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2888.

‘Google for Nonprofits’: What tools can Google offer your organization? Andy Crawford of CCTV details the services available for everything from maps to email to widgets to 3D modeling. Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 12-1:30 p.m. $5 for lunch.

Info, 862-1645, ext. 12 .

Holocaust Studies Lecture: Professor of Cultural and Intellectual History Steven E. Aschheim draws out the path to “Locating Nazi Evil: GermanJewish Intellectuals Explain the Crimes of the Third Reich.” John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill Building, UVM, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1438.

‘More Important Than Oil’: Folks take a revealing look at the state of global water resources and explore restorative techniques to minimize pollution and overflows, enhance watershed health, and more. Education Center, Farm Barn. Shelburne Farms, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $15. Info, 985-9830.

Panel Discussion: Jill Remby, coordinator of the Return House, speaks on the challenges and successes of the community-based re-entry program serving young men returning to Barre from jail. Two program participants chime in. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.

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Paul Costello & Sarah Waring: The Vermont Council on Rural Development reps break down the results of the two-year Council on the Future of Vermont project, in which residents identified their values, concerns and priorities. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-4389.

Bobby Gonzalez: The multicultural motivational speaker, poet and storyteller raises awareness of the indigenous experience in the Americas in “American History Through the Eyes of a Puerto Rican Indian.” Room 216, McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 786-877-9566.

Peter Clark: This speaker from the University of Georgia Department of Mathematics delves into arithmetic geometry in the “Québec-Vermont Number Theory Seminar.” Waterman Building, Room 400, University of Vermont, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2005.

‘Animal Power’: Preceding the Northeast Animal Power Field Days, folks learn how to manage their land with burden-bearing farm animals. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘Booked for Lunch’: Sue Halpern, the Vermont author of Can’t Remember What I Forgot: The Good News from the Front Lines of Memory Research, provides a memorable lecture to readers over bagged eats. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 12-1 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-3403.

‘How to Maintain Mental Health as We Age’: Adults, family, caregivers and friends gather knowhow about the difference between normal signs of aging and symptoms of dementia or depression.

Pine Harbour Assisted Living, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 9 a.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3371.

Burack Lecture Series: Moving picture hounds learn more about American screenwriter and filmmaker Lourdes Portillo, with special focus on her work in the documentary film genre. Billings North Lounge, B300, University of Vermont, Burlington, 4-8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2060.

Laughter Yoga: You don’t need a great sense of humor to reap the health benefits of a good chuckle, mixed with yogic breathing, light stretching and strengthening. Richmond Free Library, 5-6 p.m. Donations accepted for Our Community Cares Camp. Info, 349-5404.

Christal Brown: The founder and artistic director of INSPIRIT dance company shares the troupe’s creative process and mission. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 12:30-1:15 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-6433.

Steve Lundblad: The operator of The Cichlid Exchange and The Wet Spot shares his sea of knowledge on African cichlids and other rare swimmers with the Tropical Fish Club of Burlington. VFW Post, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-8716.

theater

‘Hamlet’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

‘Opus’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

‘The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)’: Audiences catch up with Lost Nation Theater on a comic express tour through some of the greatest stories ever told. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 382-9222.

‘The Graduate’: See WED.14, 8 p.m.

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‘Human = Landscape’ Poetry Reading: Seven Vermont bards express the complex relationship between people and the environment through stanzas. Second Floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted; cash bar. Info, 865-7166.

Marc Estrin: The Burlington writer reads from his newest novel, The Good Doctor Guillotin: An Anatomy of Five, which trails five characters as they head for the same destination during the French Revolution. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 872-7111.

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dance

Argentinean Tango: Shoulders back, chin up!

With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

Ballroom Dance Social: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269.

English Country Dance: Those keen on Jane Austen’s favorite pastime make rural rounds to lively music by Lar Duggan, Laura Markowitz and Ana Ruesink. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5-8; bring finger food to share. Info, 899-2378.

Family Contra Dance: Feet follow patterns dictated by caller Lausanne Allen to the beats of Peter Macfarlane, Rick Klein and John Dickason at this benefit for the ACT Teen Center. Municipal Gym, MIddlebury, 7-10 p.m. $5-10 per person. Info, 388-3910.

INSPIRIT: The dance troupe’s artistic director, Christal Brown, takes charge of postmodern forms, traditional West African dance, ballet and yoga arrangements in this insightful performance. See calendar spotlight. Dance Theater.

Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $6-24. Info, 443-6433.

Salsa Dance: UVM’s Salsa and Swing Society familiarizes folks with smooth Bachata and salsa moves in two half-hour lessons before a full evening of social treading. Dance Studio, UVM Patrick Gymnasium, Burlington, 6:30-10 p.m. $5-7. Info, 262-352-6557.

Vermont Youth Dancers: The 20-member local dance troupe performs pieces ranging from ballet to lyrical jazz to hip-hop. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273.

education

Journalism Alumni Careers Panel: Three college grads return with tales of their professional work in the field. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

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Fall Rummage Sale: Closet surplus finds a new home in a second-time’s-the-charm benefit.

Richmond Congregational Church, 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053.

Queen City Ghostwalk: See THU.15, 7 p.m.

Tertulia Latina: Latino-americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

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fairs & festivals

okToBerfesT CeleBraTion: Specialty food tents meet with wine and beer tastings, hayrides, a bonfire, live music and dancing for a spirited seasonal bash. Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 5-11 p.m. 50¢ per activity ticket; cost of food. Info, 1-800-6224000.

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Shelburne Town Hall, 7 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 985-9830.

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‘korean wedding ChesT’: This 2009 flick juxtaposes traditional family values and modern society in the context of the Korea’s wedding industry.

Director Ulrike Ottinger answers audience questions immediately after. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘The Queen’: Movie buffs get lost in a fictitious account of the royal family’s struggle to accept the death of Princess Diana, and their reaction to the public’s demand for open mourning. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

‘Trade’: A film about a 13-year-old girl kidnapped in Mexico City by sex traffickers sets in motion a discussion about human trafficking among movie watchers. Krinovitz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

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food & drink

‘foodways fridays’: Recipes from the 19th century get a revival as folks learn how heirloom garden veggies become seasonal dishes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355.

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wesTford farmers markeT: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-9053. ‘wines of spain’: Connoisseurs get a taste of the country’s diverse regions through sips of vino and bites of well-paired appetizers. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

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drop-in sTory Time: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers enjoy stories from picture books accompanied by finger plays and action rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956, brownell_library@yahoo.com. ‘pinT-sized sCienCe’: Laboratory learners ages 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/ Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $7.50-9.50.

Info, 1-877-324-6386. ‘so you Think you Can draw ComiCs?’: Fifth through eighth graders wield pen and paper to sketch out story strips and exchange ideas. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-5 p.m.

Free. Info, 846-7517. songs & sTories wiTh maTThew: Musician Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m.

Free. Info, 878-6955, brownell_library@yahoo.com. ‘sTories & CrafTs’: Kids ages 3 and up fashion creations based on storytime books. Preregister.

South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free.

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Toddler Time: Little ones ages 1 to 3 get social with books and simple yoga. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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BriCk ChurCh ConCerT series: Alturas Duo blend South American and classical styles, moving seamlessly from Bach compositions to folk rhythms to original music. Old Brick Church, Williston, 7-9:30 p.m. $5-12.50.

Info, 764-1141. live musiC: Area singers and musicians bring the jazz, blues, folk, rock and Latin tunes. Coffee House.

Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 363-9071.

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Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. $8-10. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.com.

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Dr. Ian Barrow: Using his knowledge of the past, Middlebury College’s Associate Professor of History makes predictions for the future in “South Asia and the Challenges Ahead for Afghanistan and Pakistan.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2-3 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.

‘Egyptomania’: Bob Brier, the director of the National Endowment for the Humanities Egyptology Today Program, explores the ongoing museum exhibit focusing on “The World’s Fascination with Ancient Egypt.” Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Regular admission, $35. Info, 656-2090.

‘Energy Fields & Vision Therapy’: Folks learn more about mind-body therapies as they witness lecturer Dr. Berne photograph and measure the human energy field in real-time using a GDV camera.

Green Mountain Medicinals, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $10 per person; $15 per family. Info, 485-4433.

Jacqueline Marie Musacchio: The Wellesley College art professor explores how 15th-century folks interacted with art on a daily basis in “Art, Marriage and Family in the Florentine Renaissance Palace.” Room 221, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5007.

theater

‘A Visit From Miss Prothero’: Bob Carmody and Georgette Garbès Putzel star in Alan Bennett’s examination of the comic and tragic sides of retirement, as directed by Rob Kelly. Outer Space, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $1013. Info, 660-8526.

‘Bus Stop’: A blizzard strands eight unlikely folks in a Kansas diner in William Inge’s romantic comedy. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $8-14. Info, 518-523-2512.

‘Hamlet’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

‘Noises Off’: The Marble Valley Players present a farcical play within a play, with onstage chaos as actors come and go, usually at the wrong time and through the wrong doors. Town Hall Theater, West Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 775-1015.

‘Opus’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

‘The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)’: See THU.15, 8 p.m.

‘The Graduate’: See WED.14, 8 p.m.

Jack McCarthy: The slam poet demos his way with words as part of New Hampshire’s Upper Valley Literacy Festival. Revolution, White River Junction, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 295-6487.

Upper Valley Literacy Festival: Grab your reading glasses for two days filled with panel discussions, “Literacy Idol,” poetry slam, readings and other book-centric bustle. Various locations, White River Junction, 2-10 p.m. Most events are free; check schedule at www.nhwritersproject.org for specific times and prices. Info, 603-314-7980.

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agriculture

Northeast Animal Power Field Days: Beasts of burden get their due at a symposium featuring exhibits, educational workshops, equipment demos, local food vendors, a kids’ activity tent and more.

Tunbridge World’s Fairgrounds, 8:30 a.m. 9 p.m. $10; free for seniors and kids 12 and under. Info, 234-5524, info@animalpower fielddays.org.

art Also, see exhibitions in art section p.88 ‘Canstruction’: See FRI.16, 6 p.m.

dance

Green Mountain Chapter of USA Dance: Costumed dancers work their ballroom, Latin, swing, foxtrot and rumba moves in lessons and open dancing. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-11 p.m. $6-12. Info, 223-2234.

INSPIRIT: See FRI.16, 8 p.m.

Montpelier Contra Dance: Jeff Petrovitch calls the steps as folks in soft-soled shoes move to fiddle, mandolin and guitar airs by Atlantic Crossing. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8.

Info, 744-6163.

education

School Open House: See THU.15, 9-11 a.m.

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30th Anniversary Gala: The White River Valley Players celebrate a milestone birthday with a costume ball, including dancing to music by the Rochester Chamber Music Society and Mango Jam, a dessert buffet and live entertainment. Preregistration recommended. Pierce Hall Community Center, Rochester, 6:30-11 p.m. $10-15.

Info, 767-3732.

Architectural & Historical Walking Tour: An informative stroll winding through the state’s capital sheds light on local structures and bygone days. Meet at the information kiosk adjacent to the farmers market.

Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 522-8259.

Fall Conference & Annual Meeting: The Vermont Historical Society explores “How We Got Here: Vermont in the 21st Century” with humorist and author Frank Bryan taking the reins as keynote speaker. Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 8:30 a.m. 2:30 p.m. $15 for members; $20 for nonmembers.

Info, 479-8503.

Burlington Farmers Market: Vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 888-8898188.

Fall Rummage Sale: See FRI.16, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m.

Flea Market: Antiques, collectibles and crafts vie for new digs as shoppers graze secondhand goods.

Grace Methodist Church, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5923.

John Dewey Day Celebration: Artist-educator Frank Gonzalez helps fans of the Burlington-raised educator-philosopher mark his 150th birthday by fashioning creative paper masks before a group parade down Church Street. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Queen City Ghostwalk: See THU.15, 7 p.m.

Women’s Economic Opportunity Conference: From résumé writing to public speaking workshops, this business-centric conference presented by Sen. Leahy and keynoted by Lilly Ledbetter helps females view themselves in many career capacities. Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 8 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 202224-4242.

fairs & festivals

Autumn Harvest Fest: Pumpkins leave the patch at this outdoor arts and crafts affair featuring sing-alongs, a bouncy house, live tunes and apple cider donuts. Starr Farm Nursing Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6717.

Oktoberfest Celebration: See FRI.16, 5-11 p.m.

Storytelling Festival: Regional musicians and historians impart maritime tales and songs of the lake to listeners of all ages. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Regular admission, $7-10. Info, 475-2022.

film

Festival du Nouveau Cinéma: See WED.14, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

‘Humpday’: Can two men follow through on their drunken pact to make an amateur porn film together? Lynn Shelton’s 2009 flick explores the male ego in this comedy. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘Synecdoche, New York’: Charlie Kaufman’s 2008 film follows a man worried about his rapidly unraveling life as he creates a theatrical replica of it. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, 3-8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

‘The General’: Piano improv by silent film specialist Ben Model accompanies the classic Buster Keaton flick. A lecture on “Silent Film History and Improvisation” at 4 p.m. precedes the screening.

Auditorium, Willsboro Central School, 8 p.m. $37.50. Info, 518-962-2949.

‘The National Parks: America’s Best Idea’: Film fans sneak a peek at Ken Burns’ multimedia journey through the birth and beauty of our national parks.

Forest Center. MarshBillings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 3-4 p.m.

Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

‘You, the Living’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m.

food & drink

‘All-You-Can-Eat Breakfast’: Early birds get the worm — or in this case, the buttermilk or blueberry pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, home fries and more — at a benefit feast for the McIndoe Falls Community Preservation Group. Congregational Church, Barnet, 8-10:30 a.m. $3-6. Info, 633-2381.

Capital City Farmers Market: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360.

Chicken Pie Supper & Silent Auction: Biscuits, coleslaw, mashed potatoes and other harvest options — including dessert — top off the church’s benefit poultry spread. Seatings at 5 and 6:30 p.m.

Wesley United Methodist Church, Waterbury, 5 p.m. $5-9. Info, 244-7423.

Localvore Harvest Dinner: Families enjoy a smorgasbord with live folk and bluegrass by the Sterling Quarters. Applecheek Farm, Hyde Park, 5:30-9 p.m. $26. Info, 888-9407.

Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and fresh veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m.

Free. Info, 388-0178.

Northwest Farmers Market: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821.

St. Johnsbury-Caledonia Farmers Market: Folks browse through local baked goods, handmade crafts and fresh produce. St. Johnsbury Farmers Market, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 626-8396.

kids

‘Ellie’s Preschool Party’: Tots ages 1 to 5 preregister to toot instruments, wave ribbons and move to music. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Liza Ketchum: The author of Newsgirl transports young readers to the 1850s in her historical novel about a girl starting a life in San Francisco. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Deali, a Pembroke corgi from Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Saturday Stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

Willem Lange: The author of Favor Johnson: A Christmas Story, an illustrated village tale for children of all ages, signs and reads pages. Booked Solid, Bradford, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 201-329-9636.

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Capital City Concerts: Grammy-nominated flutist Karen Kevra collaborates with violinist Arturo Delmoni, oboist Randall Wolfgang and pianist Jeewon Park on works by Poulenc, Honegger, Max Bruch and Beethoven. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $10-25. Info, 223-6743, info@ capitalcityconcerts.org.

Don Byron New Gospel Quintet: The instrumentalist and composer tips his hat to gospel pioneer Thomas A. Dorsey in an evening of sacred music infused with blues. The Dartmouth College Gospel Choir makes an appearance.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $10-26. Info, 603-646-2422.

Eva Ayllón: The “Tina Turner of Afro-Peruvian music,” as the Los Angeles Times calls her, brings voice to sensual valses with an eight-member band. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $28-38.

Info, 863-5966.

John Sebastian: The singer-songwriter of The Lovin’ Spoonful fame brings his classic American solo hits to the stage. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $35. Info, 877-6737. sat.17

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Autumn Wagon Ride Weekend: Colorful foliage accents narrated horsedrawn hay rides. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355.

Apple Pie Festival: Warm fruit pies go head-tohead for top accolades, and games and live entertainment break up the feasting. Cabot High School, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 563-3396.

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‘Working’: This musical based on Studs Terkel’s best-selling book of interviews with American workers paints a portrait of schoolteachers, parking lot attendants, mill workers and other overlooked breadwinners through monologues, solo songs and group musical numbers. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $6-12. Info, 583-1674.

Brown Bag Book Club: Abraham Verghese’s Cutting for Stone, a story about orphaned twin brothers torn apart by betrayal, provides ample discussion for attentive readers. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

Bargain Book Blowout: The library’s lower level overflows with hardcover and paperback choices to fill up cold winter days. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5519.

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‘The Belle of Amherst’: The Vermont Actors’ Repertory Theatre’s one-gal play based on American poet Emily Dickinson explores, through her poems, diaries and letters, the people and events that shaped her secluded life. Dinner at 5:30 p.m.; play starts at 7:30 p.m. South Station Restaurant, Rutland, 5:30 p.m. $40 includes dinner and cocktails. Info, 775-1736.

Bethanne Elion: The Vermont author and psychic shares pages from the newly published Memoirs of the Bathtub Psychic, about a woman’s relationship with her Newfoundland dogs. Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 775-6993.

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Margaret Cho: The Korean American comedian doubles audiences over with wisecracks about social and political problems, especially those relating to race, sexuality and sex. McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 9 a.m. $20. Info, 443-6433.

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Julian Lage Group: At 8 years old, this guitar prodigy wowed audiences with his skills in an Academy Award-nominated doc, Jules at Eight. Now 21, he and a band perform original arrangements drawing on jazz, blues, folk and classical styles. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $2025. Info, 656-4455.

Latin Percussion Workshop: Masters of the cajón from Eva Ayllón’s band impart their drumming traditions to others through Afro-Peruvian rhythms and techniques. Hoehl Studio Lab, Flynn Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15.

Info, 652-4548.

Vermont Philharmonic: An aristocratic woman goes mad when she can’t marry her true love, and a pauper uses charm and a disguise to win a man’s heart in “Passions: A Sultry Evening of Italian Opera.” St. Johnsbury Academy, 7:30 p.m. $5-15.

Info, 748-2600.

outdoors

Bird-Monitoring Walk: Beginning and novice birders work on finetuning their eyes and ears to recognize winged residents as part of a field-monitoring project.

Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 8-10 a.m. Donations.

Info, 434-3068.

‘Causes & Consequences’: A ranger guides a tour of the Civil Warera historic sites in Woodstock, which remain largely unchanged, and examines the birth of the national-park concept. Meet at the Billings Farm Visitor Center, Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 2-4 p.m. $8. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

Field Days with the Nature Conservancy: Wilderness devotees pitch in to pull, cut and apply herbicides on invasive plants in order to maintain natural habitats. LaPlatte River Marsh Natural Area, Shelburne, 12:30-4 p.m. Free. Info, 299-4425, ext. 111, volunteervt.@tnc.org.

The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.14, 10 a.m.

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sport

Cardinal Volleyball Match: Plattsburgh players face off against Paul Smith and Clarkson University competitors in three separate matches.

Memorial Gym, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 11 a.m., 1 p.m., 3 p.m. $1. Info, 518-569-5142.

Halloween Howl Fun Run: Family members play games and follow each other’s footsteps on either a 1-mile or a 5K course. Registration, 9:30 a.m.; kids’ 1-mile run/walk, 10 a.m.; 5K run/walk, 11 a.m. Ethan Allen Park, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5-15. Info, 862-4943.

James Wakefield Rescue Row: A youth rowing race commemorates the 1876 sinking of the General Butler canal schooner — and the father and son who saved the crew. Burlington Community Boathouse, 9:30 a.m. Free to watch. Info, 475-2022.

Quidditch Match: Potterheads get their game ready for the upcoming Intercollegiate Quidditch World Cup as UVM and Middlebury chasers, beaters, keepers and seekers mount their broomsticks.

Central Campus Field. University of Vermont, Burlington, 12-2 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2829.

talks

FLYNNsight: Eva Ayllón: UVM Professor of Music Alex Stewart explores the Afro-Peruvian singer’s musical traditions, with references to the Black Pacific. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.

Forum on Fair Trade Business: Fair Trade retailers and UVM experts discuss the implications of Burlington becoming one of 12 Fair Trade towns across the country. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 4:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 881-2775.

Freddie Wilkinson: The New England-based professional climber and mountain guide recounts some of his adventures on high peaks in Patagonia, Alaska and the Himalayas. University of Vermont, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 656-2060.

Funeral Options: Do-ityourselfers hear members of a Funeral Consumer Alliance of Vermont panel lay out more personal and less expensive burial options. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 4-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 496-9458.

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agriculture

Northeast Animal Power Field Days: See SAT.17, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.

community

‘Making Strides Against Breast Cancer’: Outdoor exercisers sign up to participate in a noncompetitive, five-mile walk to help fight the most common cancer among women.

Registration begins at 9 a.m. Dorset Park, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m.

Donations. Info, 872-6316.

theater

‘A Visit From Miss Prothero’: See FRI.16, 7:30 p.m.

‘Altar Boyz’: This acclaimed parody — it won the Outer Critics Circle Award for Best Musical Off-Broadway — spoofs boy bands as one small-town, pious pop group tries to save the world, one screaming fan at a time. See calendar spotlight.

Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $30-37.50. Info, 775-0903.

Auditions for ‘Twelfth Night’: Thespians break out the charm to snag roles in the Echo Valley Community Arts’ March 2010 production of Shakespeare’s romantic comedy.

Plainfield Town Hall, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-3599.

‘Bus Stop’: See FRI.16, 8 p.m.

‘Hamlet’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

Met Live in HD: Catamount Arts Center: Opera singers Karita Mattila and Marcelo Álvarez star in the high-def broadcast of the Metropolitan Opera’s production of Puccini’s tragic story Tosca.

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1 p.m. $2022. Info, 748-2600, info@catamountarts.org.

Festival du Nouveau Cinéma: See WED.14, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

dance

Ballroom Dance: Folks in clean-soled shoes learn the steps to dance like the stars in this seminar with Queen City Dance covering tango and rumba. Movement Center, Essex Junction, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 999-9309.

Upper Valley International Folk Dancing: Individuals of all ages and experience levels form the steps of line, circle and couples dances from Europe, Scandinavia and the Mediterranean. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $8; $4 for first-timers and students. Info, 436-2151.

‘Inglourious Basterds’: Quentin Tarantino and Brad Pitt team up in this dark comedy carnage showdown about a battalion of Jewish soldiers aiming to kill as many Nazis as possible. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘The Lost Fleet’: This 52-minute film chronicles French marine archaeologist Franck Goddio’s expedition recovering sunken ships that were part of Napoléon Bonaparte’s fleet. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 3 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5.

Info, 656-2090.

‘You, the Living’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m.

food & drink

‘Sun to Cheese Tours’: Visitors take a behindthe-scenes look at dairy farming and cheesemaking as they observe raw milk turning into farmhouse cheddar. Preregister. Shelburne Farms, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $15 includes a block of cheese. Info, 985-8686.

‘Taste of the Kingdom’: North Country eateries uncover signature dishes at this benefit for Lyndon State College scholarships. Inn at Mountain View Farm, East Burke, 4 p.m. $35. Info, 626-6458, jennifer.harris@lyndonstate.edu.

kids

‘Read to a Dog’: See SAT.17, 1-2 p.m.

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Autumn Wagon Ride Weekend: See SAT.17, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

‘Fallout’: This multimedia presentation examines how a new environmental consciousness awoke during the Cold War — an era when new technologies could cause almost unlimited destruction — through news reels, historical photos and movie clips. Carriage Barn Visitor Center, Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historic Park, Woodstock, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

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Julie Kay Clark: A self-described cross between “a tame Janis Joplin and a female Bob Dylan,” this Nashville native singer-songwriter delivers folksy rock with a hint of country and blues. Phoenix Books, Essex, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

Maple Jam: This a cappella jazz ensemble matches vocal harmonies to arrangements of songs

by The Beatles, Gene Puerling and more. United Church of Westford, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 879-4028.

‘Leaf Peepin’, Cider Sippin’ Revue’: Political stories, jokes and songs meet music, fall festivities and a performance by the Decoys in this tribute to Vermont hosted by the House of LeMay. St. John’s Club, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $10-15. Info, 864-9778, houseoflemay@hotmail.com.

‘Outside the Box’: Guitarist John Muratore and accordion player Roberto Casan join the Back Bay Guitar Trio to groove to works by Astor Piazzolla, Leo Brouwer, Claude Debussy and new compositions. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 3 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)’: See THU.15, 8 p.m.

Pause Café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

‘The Graduate’: See WED.14, 8 p.m.

Queen City Ghostwalk: See THU.15, 7 p.m.

Phyllis Isaacson: The pianist and choral conductor executes classical, jazz and traditional Jewish arrangements before discussing her experience leading the Israeli Kibbutz Choir. Trinity Church, Rutland, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 353-0002.

Vermont Vaudeville: Live music, physical comedy and circus acts mix with daredevil antics in the “Reap What You Sow” harvest season performance, including spectacles by Brent McCoy and the Modern Times Theater. Hyde Park Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $5-10 donation. Info, 533-2589.

fairs & festivals

‘Noises Off’: See FRI.16, 7:30 p.m.

‘Opus’: See WED.14, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

Talent Search: Community members clap for competing kids ages 5 to 14 and razzle-dazzlers ages 15 to 24 in two separate divisions. Enosburg Opera House, Enosburg Falls, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 933-6171.

‘Working’: See FRI.16, 7:30 p.m.

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Leon Thompson: The author launches his third book of humor, Not Too Awful Bad: A Storyteller’s Guide to Vermont with food, a book signing and a reading. One Federal, St. Albans, 4-7 p.m. Free; cash bar. Info, 524-0330.

Pierrette Nicole Gagnon Berglund: The first-time author reads aloud from her inspirational memoir, Cries of Despair! Phoenix Books, Essex, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

Thea Lewis: Folks in the mood for a little spook listen to passages from the author’s newest release, Haunted Burlington. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

Tim Jennings: The Vermont storyteller plays part goofy uncle, part bard and part old-time showman as he weaves tales of colorful characters. Alumni Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 11 a.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

Upper Valley Literacy Festival: See FRI.16, 9 a.m. - 8 p.m.

19th-Century Apple & Harvest Festival: Johnny Appleseed roams the fields as families taste fresh cider and heirloom apples, play period games and hike the nature trail. Justin Morrill State Historic Site, Strafford, 11 a.m.

- 4 p.m. $5; free for children under 12. Info, 765-4484.

film

‘Beyond the Veil: Perspectives from the Muslim World’: Cinema fans catch a film about the culture of Afghanistan before thought-provoking group discussion at this weekly series. Cabot Science Building, Room 85, Norwich University, Northfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2080.

Punch Brothers with Chris Thile: The Nickel Creek member joins forces with the bluegrass, folk and traditional music band, creating what the New York Times calls “American country-classical chamber music.” Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20-38. Info, 863-5966.

Savoy Family Band: Immerse yourself in Cajun culture by listening to the band’s spirited Louisiana tunes and honky-tonk piano while dancing or sampling Cajun snacks. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 4:30-7 p.m. $17. Info, 8881261.

Tri-State Trio: Thomas Gregg, Alan Parshley and George Loring put the emphasis on “The Sweet Sounding Horn” with lively songs and romantic chamber music, including Benjamin Britten’s Still Falls the Rain. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 3 p.m. $10-15. Info, 864-0471.

‘Tribute to George Crumb’: Faculty members wish the American composer well on his 80th birthday through instrumental and vocal compositions — including a piano piece for eight hands!

— to benefit the Yandell Student Scholarship Fund.

UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 656-3040.

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Waterbury Community Band Benefit Concert: Marches, show tunes and other band favorites support the Waterbury Good Neighbor Fund, an initiative providing emergency financial assistance to community members in need.

Waterbury Congregational Church, Waterbury, 3:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 888-4977, waterburycommunityband@yahoo.com.

sport

‘Four Paws for Lacey’s Cause’: Retired police dogs get a nod at this benefit 5K run or 1.5-mile fun run or walk held by the Lacey’s Fund. Police K9 demos follow the exercise. Registration begins at 11:30 a.m.; race begins at 1:15 p.m. Whales Tails Walking Trails, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $15-20.

Info, 893-8333.

‘Got Guts?’ Climbing Day: Rock scramblers of all ages and abilities scale indoor walls at no cost and partake in a barbecue and silent auction to support the Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation of America. Petra Cliffs, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 6573872.

Mt. Mansfield Trail Run: A barbecue follows this fun family 2-to-5-mile run to benefit Mt. Mansfield Winter Academy’s Woody Knight Scholarship Fund.

Registration begins at 8:30. Mansfield Touring Center, Stowe, 11 a.m. $5-25. Info, 253-7409.

talks

Richard Cleveland: The Vermont Quilt Festival founder leads a textile tour through 150 years of antique blankets. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 2-4 p.m. $10 includes refreshments. Info, 476-4185.

theater

‘A Visit From Miss Prothero’: See FRI.16, 7:30 p.m.

‘Cranky Yankees: All Together, Now!’: Jim Cooke puts on a one-man show, bringing New England historical characters such as Calvin Coolidge and John Quincy Adams to life. Pond Village Church, Brookfield, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2361.

‘Hamlet’: See WED.14, 5 p.m.

Met Live in HD: Town Hall Theater: Opera singers Karita Mattila and Marcelo Álvarez star in the high-def broadcast of the Metropolitan Opera’s production of Puccini’s tragic story Tosca. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 3 p.m. $22. Info, 382-9222.

‘Opus’: See WED.14, 2 p.m.

‘Working’: See FRI.16, 2 p.m.

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Christina Asquith: The journalist contemplates the challenges of introducing feminist ideals in the Middle East as she presents her new book, Sisters in War: Love, Family and Survival in the New Iraq.

First Unitarian Church, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 24.

dance

Afro-Caribbean Dance Class: Penelope Newcomb leads high-energy, imaginative dances for all skill levels, derived from Cuba, Haiti and Brazil, to the beat of live drums. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 5-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 7234014.

environment

‘Button-Up Vermont Workshop’: Residents learn to lock in heat and lower fuel costs through simple home improvements. Pomerleau Alumni Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

etc.

Bargain Book Blowout: See SAT.17, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

Queen City Ghostwalk: See THU.15, 7 p.m.

film

‘You, the Living’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m.

health & fitness

Herbal Clinic: Sign up for an appointment to explore the art of natural healing one on one with students and professors from the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism. City Market, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

kids

Drum Lessons: Young musicians ages 12 to 19 bust out backbeats, blast beats, downbeats and more as they work the drum sticks with nimble fingers. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678.

Guitar Lessons: Budding musicians ages 12 to 19 strum out stellar tunes under the guidance of Ryan “Animal” Krushenick. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678.

Halloween Stories: Storyteller Abby Klein thrills kids in pajamas with trick-or-treat tales.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘Library Learning Adventures for Homeschoolers’: Out-of-classroom learners ages 6 to 12 find mental stimulation in this parent-led cooperative enrichment group. Parental participation required. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7216.

‘Mondays with Megan’: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘Music With Mia’: Tots form a circle for a special story hour with some sing-along tunes. Meet in the JCPenney Court. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

Music with Peter: See THU.15, 10:30 a.m.

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Afro-Brazilian Percussion Class: Community band Sambatucada teaches the pulsating rhythms of samba, samba reggae, baião and maracatu.

Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 343-7107.

Vermont Fiddle Orchestra Jam Session: Strings quiver as gifted musicians test their skills in group improv. New members welcome. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 877343-3531, info@vtfiddleorchestra.org.

talks

Ester Hernandez: The San Franciscan visual artist keynotes the Indigenous Cultures Symposium by relating an artistic journey in “Translucent Borders.” Room 229, Axinn Center at Starr Library, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 786-877-9566.

Harry Bliss: The Seven Days and New Yorker cartoonist speaks about drawing a picture for readers — literally — in “Illustrating Books for Children.”

Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2-3 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.

Igor Lukes: The Boston University Professor of History and International Relations marks the 20th anniversary of the Berlin Wall’s fall in “The End of the Cold War: The Night the Masks Fell.” Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-6433.

Panel Discussion: UVM English prof Dr. Lokangaka Losamba and visiting scholar Pierre Mujomba head up a group chat about “The Roots of Current Conflict in the Congo.” Farrell Room, third floor, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘Reconnecting With Spirituality’: Participants of all faiths explore their views on religion in a friendly learning environment. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 7-8 p.m. Donations accepted.

Info, 985-3819.

words

Book Discussion: ‘When Cultures Meet’: In a reading series commemorating Lake Champlain’s quadricentennial, bibliophiles become well-versed in Colin Calloway’s New Worlds For All: Indians, Europeans, and the Remaking of Early America.

Wake Robin Retirement Community, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4665.

In-Depth Book Discussion: Serious readers explore the portrayal of faith in literature in a seven-week examination of William Young’s The Shack. Federated Church, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

Reading & Book Discussion: Bookworms share words about this year’s Vermont Reads pick, Julie Otsuka’s When the Emperor Was Divine. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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Line Dance Class: Movers in parallel lines match basic steps and patterns to all types of tunes.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 658-0096.

education

St. Michael’s College Open House: Prospective grad school students tour the campus and get a brief overview of continuing ed programs, including Clinical Psychology, Education, Theology and more. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2251, graduate@smcvt.edu.

etc.

Bargain Book Blowout: See SAT.17, 9 a.m. 5 p.m.

‘Dialogue & Desserts’: Townspeople dig into sweet treats and deep discussion about topics affecting the community, including language, family and legal matters. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812.

Graffiti Cleanup: A short training provides neighbors with the know-how and tools to erase the evidence of midnight tagging. Center for Communities and Neighborhoods, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7548.

Pause Café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

Queen City Ghostwalk: See THU.15, 7 p.m.

UVM Student Government Association Senate: Student body representatives address onand off-campus topics of the moment. Anyone can attend or voice concerns. Livak Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2053.

film

‘Are You Nocturnal?’: Children ages 3 to 5 analyze why a critter may only show its face when the sun goes down by playing nighttime games in daylight. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

‘Lumumba’: Moviegoers screen a film charting the rise to power and assassination of Patrice Lumumba, the independent Congo’s first elected leader. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘You, the Living’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m.

food & drink

‘Mini Knife Skills’: Blades slice kitchen ingredients into uniform portions as folks learn to chop and dice like a master chef. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

Old North End Farmers Market: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073.

health & fitness

Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

kids

Creative Tuesdays with Frank Gonzalez: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché.

Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Dance Class: Four-year-olds cut a rug to upbeat tunes. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 3-3:45 p.m. $10. Info, 229-4676.

‘Frosty & Friends Therapy Dogs’: Young readers share their favorite texts with friendly pooches.

Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Knitting Club: Little ones in third through sixth grades loop yarn with needles to form soft hats to be sent to the hospital for premature babies.

Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘Music with Robert Resnik’: The host of a weekly folk and world music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Story Hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Storytime: Youngsters ages 1 to 3 gather for songs, finger plays, puppets and stories.

Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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In-Depth Book Discussion: Serious readers explore the portrayal of faith in literature in a sevenweek examination of William Young’s The Shack.

Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

Sumi-e: Artistically inclined folks maneuver brushes as they learn the ancient Japanese technique of ink and wash painting. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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‘The Wonderful Wizard of Oz’: Pendragon Theatre brings the magic of L. Frank Baum’s land over the rainbow — ruby slippers and all — to the stage. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 2 p.m. $8-10. Info, 518-523-2512.

Also, see exhibitions in art section p.88.

‘Exploring the Path to Enlightenment’: Fill your head with facts about Tibetan Buddhism while filling your body with a sense of peace in this meditation and discussion series. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 633-4136.

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‘Otello’: Big voices come to the cinema through Verde’s Italian opera based on Shakespeare’s tragic play. Theatergoers catch a broadcast of it as it was performed at the Salzburg Festival. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. $18-20. Info, 864-3456.

art

Vermont Fiddle Orchestra Rehearsal: Bows make vibrations on stringed instruments as the orchestra tunes up its tunes in practice sessions.

New members welcome. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-343-3531, info@ vtfiddle orchestra.org.

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‘Freedom Without Walls’: Short plays about life in the shadow of the Berlin Wall reflect its enduring significance. McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

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Storytime With a tWiSt: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7.50-9.50. Info, 877-324-6386. toddler Storytime: Kids under 3 enjoy picture books and sing songs. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:10-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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neiGhborhood improvement niGht: Burlington residents articulate what they value about downtown, the waterfront and their neighborhoods to the Planning Commission. Burlington Public Works Department, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7172.

Green mountain ChoruS: Men who like to sing

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WriterS’ marathon: Writers of all ages and stripes take the mic for continuous, 5-minute readings throughout the day. Brennan’s Pub and Bistro.

Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-7819.

tueSday Storytime: Little readers ages 3 to 5 digest picture books, songs and puppet activities.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m.

Free. Info, 878-6956.

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Group book diSCuSSion: As part of the “Portraits of the Artists” series, readers explore the life of Johannes Vermeer through Tracy Chevalier’s Girl With a Pearl Earring. Kimball Public Library, Randolph, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-3625.

10/12/09 1:29:27 PM learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of

this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@ arrl.net.

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John halvey: In “Laments for Spanish Guitar,” this classical player honors the work of Granados, Rodrigo, Tarrega and others. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7183.

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ravi & anouShka Shankar: A legendary sitarist and his daughter — also a sitarist in her own right — execute classical music from India and the west. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $50. Info, 603-646-2422.

Waterbury Community band rehearSalS: Brass and wind musicians join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 8884977, waterburycommunityband@yahoo.com.

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talks

‘a diSCuSSion of our enerGy future’: Panelists discuss the implications of closing the state’s sole nuclear power plant, Vermont Yankee.

Richmond Free Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3770.

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Community mediCal SChool: UVM Director of Infectious Diseases Christopher Grace takes a look at “The H1N1 Virus: Understanding Pandemic Influenza.” Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2886. dr. Juefei WanG: The Program Director of the Freeman Foundation at UVM explores the large East Asian country in “China as a Nation.” Town & Country Resort, Stowe, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 253-9011.

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faCulty-Student roundtable diSCuSSion: In a symposium commemorating the fall of the Berlin Wall, folks probe one of the most significant events in post-World War II and German history. Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-6433.

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‘natural WellneSS & Green buSineSS’: Representatives from Shaklee, a natural nutrition company, make suggestions for eco-friendly alternatives. The Hideaway Restaurant, Colchester, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-5442.

theater

‘hamlet’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

words

elizabeth marShall thomaS: Over the course of a year deer-watching in the wild, this naturalist uncovers a vast trove of lessons from the natural world, which she presents in her book, The Hidden Life of Deer. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 229-0774.

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‘leGal StrateGieS for maJor life eventS’: Lawyers explain the intricacies of collaborative law for addressing issues such as divorce, dissolution and separation without court intervention.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

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kelley marketinG meetinG: Marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals brainstorm help for local nonprofits over breakfast. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m.

Free. Info, 865-6495.

‘SellinG to the employeeS’: Business owners focus on the future by analyzing the pros, cons and financial aspects of “Employee Ownership as a Path for Business Succession.”

Hebard Office Building, Newport, 8-9:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 861-6611.

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barGain book bloWout: See SAT.17, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. burnham knitterS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4269. ‘faCtS to aCtion: GettinG Control of vermont’S budGet future’: This daylong conference explores the underlying causes of the state’s fiscal problems, as well as how to address them — without just cutting back. Preregister.

Capitol Plaza, Montpelier, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $50-75.

Info, 229-6377.

‘GreeninG up your bottom line’: A daylong conference gives businesses of all sizes tips for sustainability, greener options and measuring carbon footprints. Stowe Mountain Lodge, 9 a.m. 3:30 p.m. $70-80. Info, 728-1423. habitat for humanity homeoWnerS meetinG: With three affordable houses in the works for Charlotte, those interested in pitching in or applying for a house drop by to learn more.

Charlotte Senior Center, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8726.

Queen City GhoStWalk: See THU.15, 7 p.m. rotary Club of eSSex: See WED.14, 12:10-1:30 p.m.

film

‘are you noCturnal?’: See TUE.20, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206. ‘the mummy’: Boris Karloff stars in this classic 1932 flick about a preserved body coming back to life after 3700 years. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5. Info, 656-2090. ‘the paSSion of Joan of arC’: Pianist Bob Merrill provides live accompaniment to Carl Theodor Dreyer’s 1928 silent film recounting the saga of the martyr. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

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Panel discussion with Dr. Lokangaka Losambe from UVM and Saint Michael’s College visiting scholar

St. Ed’s Hall Farrell Room (3rd floor) Saint Michael’s College

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Sunday, October 18 Sunday, October 25 Screening of Lumu Tues., October 20, through 6 p.m.

The Role of Outside Intervention:

This film charts the rise to power and assassination of the fir independent Congo, Patrice Lumumba.

Hoehl Welcome Center, Saint Michael’s College ‘The RiveRs’: This 58-minute documentary profiles the stories of Iraqis displaced from their homes, as well as the efforts of Direct Aid Iraq.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6955.

‘You, The Living’: See FRI.16, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.

food & drink

AnnuAL PoTLuck: Members of the Bradford Historical Society and the public down shared grub before taking a sneak peek at the newly restored Wilson Globe. United Church of Christ, Bradford, supper at 6 p.m.; program at 7. Free. Info, 2224423. cooking Demo: Folks forgo wheat, barley, rye and more to instead whip up lip-smacking, gluten-free goodies. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 12-5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

health & fitness

hoLisTic nuTRiTionAL seminAR: Armand Altman, Ph.D, integrates Western and Eastern philosophy into a healing process and eating plan to treat food allergies, Candida, hypoglycemia and fatigue. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘keeP ThAT sPRing in YouR sPine!’: Rolfer Robert Rex combines Kundalini yoga and Rolf Movement Integration to show folks how to keep their vertebrae happy. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

kids

BABYTime: See WED.14, 10:30 a.m.

‘DRoP in & ReAD’: See WED.14, 3:30-4:30 p.m.

‘FouRTh & FiFTh gRADeRs ReAD’: Youth don reading glasses for a brand-new fiction group and discussion of their favorite lit genres. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:15-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. hALLoween sToRies & cAnDY coRn ART: Spooky, kid-friendly tales and craft projects get youngsters in first through fifth grade in the mood for the fall holiday. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘moving & gRooving wiTh chRisTine’: See WED.14, 11-11:30 a.m. oPen JAm: See WED.14, 6 p.m.

PeTeR The music mAn: See WED.14, 12:30-1 p.m.

‘Teens ReAD’: See WED.14, 5-5:45 p.m.

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Queen ciTY hoT cLuB: The band’s gypsy jazz sounds add a little pep to the air. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994.

new engLAnD RegionAL FiguRe skATing chAmPionshiPs: Triple axels and lutz jumps abound as ice gliders skim the rink for top marks.

Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 3:30-10 p.m. $5 per day; $20 for full event. Info, 865-7558.

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Spend a day without electronic technology to demonstrate the mineral used in electronics, and the devastation of the Congo

Wed., October 21, 7 p.m.

BenJAmin eAsTmAn: UVM’s assistant prof in the Department of Anthropology captivates listeners with his “Reflections on the Politics and Poetics of Contemporary Cuba.” Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5.

Info, 656-2090.

The Congo, Cell Phones & the Industry that Connect

Hauke Conference Room, Champlain College

A talk by Congo native, Cleophace Mukunda, on how the dem conflict causing the death and destruction of millions of Cong

Thurs., October 22, 7 p.m.

The Crisis of Sexual Violence and Rape as a Weapon

cLeoPhAce mukunDA: The Congo native deUnitarian Universalist Church Members of the local Congolese community will share their ex scribes how the demand for coltan, a mineral used 152 Pearl Street, Burlington of atrocities committed against innocent villagers in Eastern in electronics, causes conflict, death and devastation in the country in “The Congo, Cellphones and Sun., October 18, 5 p.m.

Interfaith service with candlelight vigil and remembrance the Industry That Connects Them.” Hauke Campus South Burlington Community Bible Church Fri., October 23, 12 noon Advocacy for urgent Action on the Congo Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

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DAviD sToLL: Middlebury College’s associate will march from Senator Patrick Leahy’s office at 199 Main St Mon., October 19, 4 p.m.

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Guatemala.” Room 219, McCardell Bicentennial Saint Michael’s College Saint Michael’s College visiting scholar Hall, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 786-877-9566.

Tues., October 20, 6 p.m.

gunTRAm heRB: Middlebury College’s professor of geography charts out how the Berlin WallHoehl splitWelcome the Center, 12v-stillfree.indd 1 Saint Michael’s College country in “Of Maps and Men: Representing Divided Germany.” Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. Wed., October 21

John DeweY woRkshoP: Former UVM prof Charles Rathbone and artist-educator Frank Gonzalez discuss the lasting impact of the Burlington-raised philosopher and education October 21, 7 p.m. theorist. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington,Wed., 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7211.

Hauke Conference Room, John hunisAk: The professor of the Department Champlain College of History of Art and Architecture explores the symbolism of food in representations of the New Thurs., October 22, 7 p.m.

Testament. Room 103, Hillcrest Environmental Unitarian Center, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, Universalist Church 152 Pearl Street, Burlington 443-3168.

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Fri., October 23, 12 noon

An evening wiTh gReen cAnDLe TheATRe comPAnY: Local thespians present tidbits of various works in an intimate setting. Outer Space, Burlington, 7:45 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. Free. Info, 318-6162. ‘hAmLeT’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

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The Crisis of Sexual Violence and Rape as a Weapon of War

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Advocacy for urgent Action on the Congo

Led by members of the local Congolese community, a delegation of citizens and students will march from Senator Patrick Leahy’s office at 199 Main Street to Senator Bernie Sander’s office on Church Street to Rep. Peter Welch’s office on Main Street to deliver a platform of demands for urgent U.S. action in the Congo.

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Book Discussion: In the “New England Uncovered” reading series, bookworms delve into Russell Banks’ Affliction. Hartland Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 436-2473.

DAn cLose: Tales about indigenous people surface in readings from the Underhill poet’s newest collection, What the Abenaki Say About Dogs. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

‘PRoPheTic oDYsseY’: See WED.14, 11:30 a.m. 12:30 p.m.

ReADeRs TheATeR seRies: The audience becomes part of the story as director Karen Hildebrand organizes read-aloud works. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095. m

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Wed., October 21, 7 p.m.

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The Role of Outside Intervention: Screening of Lumumba

This film charts the rise to power and assassination of the first elected leader of the independent Congo, Patrice Lumumba.

Cell Out

Spend a day without electronic technology to demonstrate the link between coltan, a mineral used in electronics, and the devastation of the Congo.

The Congo, Cell Phones & the Industry that Connects Them

A talk by Congo native, Cleophace Mukunda, on how the demand for coltan is driving a conflict causing the death and destruction of millions of Congolese citizens.

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‘ADvenTuRes wiTh iTALiAn nAmes’: Professor William Tortolano chronicles changes made over time to family and opera names, often altered because of prejudices. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4200.

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Members of the local Congolese community will share their experiences and show slides of atrocities committed against innocent villagers in Eastern Congo.

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Local businesses ownedAdvocacy by for urgent Action on the Congo Fri., October 23,are 12 noon Led by members of the local Congolese community, a delegation of citizens and students people who live here, work here will march from Senator Patrick Leahy’s office at 199 Main Street to Senator Bernie Sander’s office on Church Street to Rep. Peter Welch’s office on Main Street to deliver a and are invested in the commuplatform of demands for urgent U.S. action in the Congo. nity — with much more than just

by Saint see Michael’s College, the Vermont Global Health Coalition, Congoumoja and Champlain College their dollars. LocalSponsored owners For more information contact: Dr. Patricia Siplon at psiplon@smcvt.edu or 802.654.2766; Laurie Gagne at lgagne@smcvt.edu or 802.654.2205; Ashley George at ageorge@champlain.edu or 802.383.6632 and feel the impacts of their business decisions.

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classes THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $13.75/WEEK (INCLUDES 6 PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS.

animals POSITIVE DOG TRAINING CLASSES: Saturday, Oct. 17: Kindergarten (9 a.m.)- for dogs 7-17 weeks emphasizing good manners, socialization, basic training and safety; Middle School (10:15am)-for dogs of any age-an intro to all the basics plus tutoring to produce a well mannered dog in any situation; Come Here- Yes, I Mean Now! (11: 30am)- a course with total emphasis on a steady, reliable recall. Cost: $130/1-hr. classes for 6 weeks (Kindergarten & Middle School)-$130.00 1-hr. class for 4 weeks (Come Here-Yes, I Mean Now!)-$100.00. Location: The Crate Escape, 1108 West Main St. , Richmond. Info: The Crate Escape, 802-434-6411, www. crateescapevt.com. The Crate Escape & Bill Grant of Ultimate Companions are proud to announce new dog-training classes offered at our Richmond location on Saturdays starting Oct. 17.

(See Pets listing for classes offered at our So. Burlington location.) Kindergarten, Middle School, and Come Here-Yes, I Mean Now!

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ayurveda PRINCIPLES OF AYURVEDIC LIVING: Oct. 15 - Nov. 19, 6-8 p.m., Weekly on Thursday.

Cost: $190/6-week class.

Location: The Ayurvedic Center of Vermont, 34 Oak Hill Rd., Williston. Info: 802-872-8898, 802-238-8617. Exploring the principles of India’s ancient system of holistic medicine through diet and lifestyle. Consciousness, or awareness itself, is the greatest of medicines. The relationship between the body, speech (energy) and mind, and how these work together in concert sowing the seeds of health or dis-ease… Aum Shanti.

bodywork INTRODUCTION TO THAI BODYWORK: 9: 00 a.m. - noon & 2: 00-5: 00 p.m. Cost: $95/class.

Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington.

Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, 802-658-7715-1, info@ touchstonehealingarts.com, www.touchstonehealingarts. com. Bring the gift of bodywork to friends and family. Thai bodywork is fun, relaxing, rejuvenating, a welcome addition to daily life. Practiced clothed on a floor mat, Thai bodywork combines massage and stretching to

encourage vibrant health and well-being. Come learn a whole series, taught by Kristin Borquist, that you can practice at home.

Manual included. Individuals and pairs welcome. No experience whatsoever is required.

burlington city arts ADOBE IN-DESIGN: Thursdays, Oct. 22 - Dec. 3 (no class 11/26), 6: 30-8: 30 p.m. Cost: $140/$126 BCA members.

Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn the basics of Adobe In-Design software!

Students will explore a variety of software techniques and will create projects ranging from family memorabilia books to print-ready brochures. This class is useful for people interested furthering their design skills.

Students will learn some design, color and composition theory as well. Beginners are welcome!

Limit: 6.

DRAWING: ABSTRACT: Oct. 19 Nov. 23, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $120/$108 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Explore the truly unique qualities that drawing can offer! Students will work with a variety of diverse materials and will learn how to expand their drawings to include their unique thoughts, feelings and abstract ideas. Individual and group critiques will strengthen and enhance students’ ways of seeing. Limit: 12.

FASHION ILLUSTRATION: Wednesdays, Oct. 14 - Dec. 2 (no class 11/11 and 11/25), 6:30-8: 30 p.m. Cost: $120/$108 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn the basics of fashion illustration using gouache, marker, watercolor and more to render fabrics, illustrate your own designs, and experiment with a variety of fashion drawing styles for creating a portfolio. The class includes an overview of the fashion industry and the real-world applications of fashion illustration and design. Limit: 12.

PRINT: DRYPOINT AND INTAGLIO: Oct. 19 - Nov. 30, 6-8: 30 p.m., Weekly on Monday.

Cost: $235/$215 BCA members.

Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn the basics of copper etching and wiping. Students will explore drypoint and acid biting techniques, with weekly demonstrations on how to work copper into a textured surface. Anyone drawn to quality of lines and process of building an image is encouraged to take this course.

Limit: 10.

JEWELRY: CARVING & CASTING: Oct. 15 - Nov. 19, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $180/$162 BCA members.

Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn how to use soft cuttlebone as a mold to design and carve jewelry forms that will then be cast. The growth lines of the cuttlebone, which resemble the grain patterns of wood, create fascinating textures and will enhance students’ designs. Limit: 10.

contribution: $35/person. All proceeds from meal, silent auction and raffle will be donated to hunger relief. Please also bring a vegetarian canned or boxed food item for the emergency food shelf.

cooking CANNING MADE EASY!: Oct. 17, 9-10:30 a.m. Cost: $10/incl. all workshop materials. Location: Gardener’s Supply, Intervale Rd., Burlington. Info: 802-660-35054, retailinfo@gardeners.com.

Join us for a hands-on workshop about canning. Our presenter, Peggy Thompson, has over 35 years of canning experience to share with us. We’ll cover the basics of canning, including the essential tools you need, all the do’s and don’ts, as well as classic recipes and storage techniques.

And the best part is, this is a hands-on event and participants will actually get to take home what they can during class!

Preregistration is required, seating is limited.

dance Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com.

Teacher bios are also available online.

business FINANCIAL PROSPERITY MEETINGS: Oct. 12 - Jan. 25, 6:30 p.m., Every 2 weeks on Monday. Location: Coaching Center of Vermont, 1 Main Street, #3, Winooski. Info: Ramona Berekoff, 888-9462636, holisticopportunity. com/7days001. Learn how to earn unlimited residual income with a unique ground-level business opportunity in the health and wellness industry. Perfect if you are motivated to own your own business or add a new stream of revenue to current income base. Call for further information.

community HUNGER BANQUET BENEFIT: Cost: $35/minimum per person.

Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne.

Info: Vermont Zen Center, Kelly Story, 802-985-9746, www. vermontzen.org/special_events. html. Hunger Banquet Benefit for VT Campaign to End Childhood Hunger. On Sunday, October 18, at 4: 30 p.m., the Vermont Zen Center will sponsor a Hunger Banquet to bring attention to the worldwide hunger crisis. Reservations required, limited space. Please contact the Zen Center by October 14 at 802-985-9746 or email vzc@att. net. Tickets may be purchased online here: www.vtnohunger. org/info/events.php. Minimum

BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, www.

FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance!

CAPOEIRA: Oct. 18 - Nov. 22, 1-3 p.m., Weekly on Sunday.

Cost: $78/must preregister.

Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., Montpelier. Info: 802-2294676, cdandfs.com. Join Fabio Nascimento, while he’s here from Brazil, for this rare opportunity to studio authentic Capoeira (the Brazilian art of the dance-fight) in central Vermont! A super nice guy and an amazing mover.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@ salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one, group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7: 30 p.m., walk-ins welcome.

No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

ELEMENTS OF BALLET TECHNIQUE: Enjoy learning classical ballet technique in this beginning-level adult/teen class, Wednesdays, 6:45 p.m.

Single-class ($12) and class-card rates ($9) available. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, 5 minutes from the Burlington waterfront), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille@NaturalBodiesPilates. com, NaturalBodiesPilates. com. Stimulate your creative spirit, whole body awareness and sense of artistry with lessons in classical ballet technique with Lucille Dyer. Improve your posture, flexibility and strength, too! Lucille has taught and choreographed for dancers of all ages and abilities, and brings her expertise and eye for excellence to every class.

dreams JUNG ON DREAMS: Oct. 29 Nov. 19, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $60. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. Explore Jung’s concept of the dream as you learn multiple techniques for working with your own dreams in this course combining theory and practice, with readings from Jung and later Jungian authors.

Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

gardening 2010 VT MASTER GARDENER COURSE: Feb. 2 - Apr. 27, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $315/course plus cost of book. Non-credit course. Location: Bennington, Brattleboro, Johnson, Lyndon, Montpelier, Middlebury, Newport, Randolph Center, Rutland, Springfield, St. Albans, Waterbury, White River Junction and Williston. Info: 802-6569562, master.gardener@uvm. edu, www.uvm.edu/master gardener. Learn how to create a healthy and sustainable home landscape. A wide variety of horticultural topics are covered; fruit and vegetable production, flower gardening, botany, soil fertility, plant pests, disease management, healthy lawns, invasive plants, and more! UVM faculty and other green industry experts focus on gardening in Vermont.

feldenkrais FELDENKRAIS: Weekly on Wednesday, 7-8 p.m. Cost: $12/ class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Uwe Mester, 802-735-3770, uwemester@ gmx.net, www.vermontfelden krais.com. The Feldenkrais Method is a form of somatic education that uses gentle movement and directed attention to increase your range of motion, and improve your flexibility and coordination. Feldenkrais is beneficial for those experiencing chronic or acute pain as well as for healthy individuals. For complete class schedule visit www.vermontfeldenkrais. First class is free!

flynn arts BASHFUL BEGINNERS II 4 ADULTS: Oct. 28 - Dec. 9, 6:30-8: 30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday.

Cost: $140/6 weeks. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org. Back by popular demand! Leave your inhibitions behind and prepare to be challenged in this supportive and freeing romp into your most spontaneous and truthful self.

Theater exercises, improvisation, and scene study teach skills that lead to greater confidence and ease of expression whether onstage or off. Uncover the mysteries of the actor’s process and your own creative potential!

Instructor: Robin Fawcett.

FAME JAZZ OPEN LEVEL: 5:307 p.m., Weekly on Thursday.

Cost: $150/9 weeks. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548. Take a step back in time to the flashy 1980s, and dance the night away like the Fame kids at the High School of the Performing Arts! A total blast from the past, this class will play with fun and dramatic ‘80s styles, while maintaining the emphasis on alignment, strength and flexibility that jazz dance provides.

Don’t forget your legwarmers!

Instructor: Lois Trombley.

JAZZ PERCUSSION WORKSHOP: Oct. 28, 6-7:30 p.m. Cost: $15. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. Intermediate/ advanced teens & adults. Cubanborn musician and Grammywinning composer Dafnis Prieto will discuss drumming from multiple traditions, and lead a mini-workshop on techniques and rhythms for jazz drummers.

3RD SATURDAY IMPROVISATION: Oct. 17 & Nov. 21, 2-5 p.m. Cost: $32/session, $60/2 sessions. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org.

Creativity, Truth, Storytelling, & Dance. A natural part of the human state is loneliness, but using the arts to speak and move truthfully can help us bridge the gap between ourselves and others. In these workshops you will release your body and story through improvisational activities and exercises, and leave with a deeper understanding of body, self and expression. All shapes and abilities welcome!

Latin Percussion Workshop: Oct. 17, 4-5: 30 p.m. Cost: $15. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org.

Latin Percussion Workshop with Eva Ayllon’s Percussionists for intermediate/advanced teens & adults. Masters of the authentic Peruvian cajun, percussionists in Eva Ayllon’s band will share elements of their drumming tradition, and lead a mini-workshop on Afro-Peruvian rhythms and techniques.

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LIP BALMS: A Mini Workshop: Oct. 18, 2-3 p.m. Cost: $5/1 hour hands-on experience.

Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 W. Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-8654372, www.purpleshutter.com.

Everybody uses & loses them - so learn to make your own! Join Laura in a one-hour class where we’ll make all-natural lip balms.

Everyone will take home their own creations. This class is open to all ages - kids are encouraged to attend (parents are free if just assisting).

Spanish Language Instruction: Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-6594181, spanishparavos@gmail. com, www.spanishwaterburycenter.com. We provide high-quality, reasonably priced instruction tailored to your needs. Learn from a native speaker in adult classes at multiple levels, private group or individual instruction and tutoring. Yes, we do lessons for children, and they love it! See our website for complete information or contact us for details.

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Aikido: 6-7: 30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday, Thursday. Cost: $60/month, or $10/class.

Location: Aikido in Balance, located at New England Ballet Conservatory, 1820 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington. Info: Aikido in Balance, Tyler, 802-598-9204, aikidoinbalance.org. Learn a martial art with a focus of balanced movement. Our practice incorporates bringing your mind into the present and establishing an inner stillness. All are welcome to participate or watch a class.

Aikido Classes: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-8629785, www.vermontaikido.org.

Vermont Aikido Adult Beginners class starts Wednesday, October 20, 6-7 p.m. Fee of $60 includes four consecutive Wednesdays of instruction, practice gi and belt.

You are welcome to come and observe a class ahead of time, and please feel free to contact the dojo with questions regarding the introductory course. Regular dojo classes: Tues.-Fri., 6-7: 30 p.m., and Sun., 10-11: 30 a.m.

CANINE SPORTS MASSAGE PROGRAM: Cost: $950/program. Location: Superbtouch Massage & Wax, 4626 Williston Rd., Williston. Info: Superbtouch, 802-399-9339, www.superb touch.webs.com. Our program is 650 credit hrs. with national certification upon graduation (95% passing rate). Morning and evening courses. Equine, feline and canine primary modalities.

All equipment included in tuition.

All educational backgrounds are welcome! Application deadline Dec. 18. Classes start Jan. 4, 2010.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

pets Positive Dog Training Classes: Thursday October 15: Kindergarten (5: 45 p.m.)-for dogs 7-17 weeks emphasizing good manners, socialization, basic training and safety; Middle School (7 p.m.) for dogs of any age- an intro to all the basics plus extra tutoring to produce a well-mannered dog in any situation; Come HereYes, I Mean Now! (8: 15 p.m.)-a course with total emphasis on a steady, reliable recall.

Cost: $130/1-hour classes for 6 weeks (Kindergarten & Middle School-$130); 1 hour class for 4 weeks (Come Here - Yes, I Mean Now!-$100). Location: The Crate Escape, Too, 68 Nesti Drive, South Burlington (off of Shelburne Rd, first right after Freedom Nissan). Info: The Crate Escape, Too, 802-865-3647, www.crateescapevt.com. The Crate Escape, Too & Bill Grant of Ultimate Companions are now offering positive dog training classes with ultimate rewards!

Kindergarten - for all pups aged 7-17 weeks; Middle School - for dogs over 17 weeks; Come Here -Yes, I Mean Now - limited to dogs that get along well with other dogs.

photography Digital Workflow: Oct. 22 - Nov. 12, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $250/$225 BCA members (includes all archival ink and paper).

Location: Burlington Technical Center, Burlington High School, Burlington. Info: Burlington City Arts, 802-865-7166, www.

BurlingtonCityArts.com. Upload, organize, edit and print your digital photographs in this comprehensive workshop using Adobe Photoshop Lightroom.

Importing images, using RAW files, organization, fine-tuning tone and contrast, color adjustments, and printing will all be covered. Includes archival ink and paper; bring a portable hard drive or flash drive with images.

Prerequisite: Intro to the 35MM Film or Digital SLR or equivalent experience. Limit: 8.

pilates ALL Wellness, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington.

Info: 802-863-9900, www. pilatesspace.net. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, Physical Therapy, Yoga and Health Counseling services.

Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free!

Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6: 30 - just call to sign up.

Natural Bodies Pilates: Discover the difference that natural core strength makes for you in your life. See our full schedule of classes online, and call for special rates on packages and class cards. Call for a free halfhour consultation to come in, see the studio and find out how to get started. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rte. 127, 5 minutes from Burlington’s waterfront), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille@NaturalBodiesPilates. com, NaturalBodiesPilates. com. For natural core strength join any combination of Pilates, Natural Body Movement and Elements of Ballet classes.

Develop coordination, balance and flowing movement in small classes and private sessions.

Basic to advanced, students develop strength, flexibility and body-mind awareness in this pleasant, professional, relaxing studio. Call today for more information!

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Ch’uan Fa Kajukenbo Kung Fu: Sun., 4-5 p.m. adult classes start Sept. 20. Tues/Thurs., 4-5 p.m. kids classes start Sept. 8.

Cost: $10/drop-in, first class free.

Location: North End Studio, 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: 802-355-1841, VPAL.type pad.com. Wing Tao Mobility Arts, Sifu Stacy Jolles and Sibok Nina Beck are offering classes in this traditional, yet modern system of martial arts. Incorporates elements of Chinese Kung Fu, Okinawan Kenpo, Japenese Judo/ Jujitsu,and Korean Tang Soo Do. Develop a strong, flexible body, keeping harmony of mind and spirit engaged.

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Holistic Health: Location: Dhatri Foundation, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: www. dhatrifoundation.org. Dhatri’s Center for Healing is ready to support and nourish you on your path to healing. We offer programs for those touched by cancer and their caregivers including Adaptive Chair Yoga, Nia, Healing Colors, Svaroopa Yoga, Mindfulness Tools and more.

Check our website for a complete listing.

AIKIDO: Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. Free Adult Aikido workshop on Saturday, Sept. 26, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Introductory classes begin on Thursday, Oct. 1, at 5: 30 p.m. Explore the movements and philosophy of this dynamic, noncompetitive Japanese martial art. Classes for adults meet 7 days a week; children’s classes meet on Wednesday at 4 p.m. and Saturday at 9: 30 a.m. More information is available on our website.

Visitors are always welcome!

Photo: Intro to B&W & Darkroom: Thursdays, Oct. 15 Dec. 10 (no class 11/26), 6: 30-8: 30 p.m. Cost: $195/$175.50 BCA members (all paper, chemicals and film included). Location: Firehouse Center’s Community Darkroom, Burlington. Info: Burlington City Arts, 802-8657166, www.BurlingtonCityArts. com. Discover the mysteries of the darkroom and make your own photographic prints! Learn how to properly expose black and white film, process film into negatives, and make prints from those negatives. At the end of this class, participants will be ready to use the darkroom independently as community darkroom members. No experience necessary. Limit: 6.

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Mental Illness and the Family: One-day workshop, Oct. 24. Location: Middlebury, call for location. Info: NAMI-Vermont, 800-639-6480, info@namivt. org. Do you know someone who struggles with a mental illness? FREE class for family and community members. The challenges of living with someone with depression, bipolar disorder or schizophrenia can be overwhelming. Feel more empowered! Learn the facts about major mental illness, enhance problem-solving skills and improve communication in this workshop. Space is limited.

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Shambhala Training Level I: Fri. evening Oct. 16, Sat. (Oct. 17) & Sun. (Oct. 18) 9-5 p.m. Cost: $135/person, students/$70.

Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. (corner of King St.), Burlington. Info: Burlington Shambhala Center, 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambha lactr.org. Shambhala warriorship is a path of nonaggression born from the bravery and gentleness of meeting our world without bias or judgment. This path shows how to view the challenges of daily life in our modern society as opportunities for both contemplative practice and social action. Shambhala training includes group and individual instruction in meditation, personal interviews with a meditation instructor, discussion groups and talks by a senior teacher.

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WINTER IMMUNITY w/ Laura Brown: Oct. 21, 6: 30-8: 30 p.m. Cost: $20/2-hour hands-on workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 W. Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, www. purpleshutter.com. Learn what you can do to improve your response. We’ll discuss 1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 immune PM protecting yourself, healing if you are already sick & what to if Into to Energy Work: Oct. you just can’t kick that lingering 24, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. (light lunch cough, sneeze, sore throat, etc. provided) and Nov. 7, 10 a.m. Vital information to keep going 12 p.m.. Location: Call Rennie strong. We’ll make a few preparafor directions, 802-793-3350. tions to take home.

Learn healing techniques using a “hands-on” approach that inWisdom of the Herbs troduces the chakra system and School: Offering Wisdom of the techniques for assessing energy Herbs 2010: Eight-week certifiand healing, in a fun, interactive cation Program and Wild Edibles format. $40 includes supplies.

2010: Enhancing Local Food Led by Reenie Sargent, Reiki Security. Visit wesite for dates, master, teacher and healer. descriptions, and cost. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Thriving in the Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Borderlands: Nov. 4 - Dec. Director, 802-456-8122, annie@ 2, 7: 15-9 p.m. Cost: $120/4 wisdomofthe 2-hour group sessions. Location: herbsschool.com, www.

JourneyWorks, 11 Kilburn St., WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com.

Burlington. Info: JourneyWorks, Unique experiential programs Michael Watson, 802-860-6203, embracing the wild plants, holismwatsonlcmhc@hotmail.com, tic health, and sustainable living journeyworksvt.com. Time spent skills, valuable tools for living alone can shape our lives. In on the Earth in these changing this group we will explore life times. Learn through herb walks stories that isolate, and those and nature adventures, comthat build deep connections to munion with Nature, hands-on our selves and others. Through wild harvesting and preparation writing, dreamwork, art making of wild edibles and herbal home and ritual we will explore the remedies, with intention and depths and riches of life in the gratitude.

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VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, www.bjjusa.com.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian JiuJitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

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IT’S CONCEIVABLE/FERTILITY: Location: Champlain Hypnosis, 1 Kennedy Drive, L8, S. Burlington.

Info: Champlain Hypnosis, 802-999-6444, www.champlain hypnosis.com. Hypnofertility, a program that supports the entire fertility process (naturally or medically assisted) can help.

Recent studies by Dr. Levitas in the Journal of Fertility and Sterility indicate that infertile women utilizing hypnosis techniques with IVF have double the conception rate as compared to IVF alone. Read more at our website.

reiki USUI REIKI DAYLONG CLASSES: Cost: $175/8 hours. Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., #7, Burlington. Info: Chris Hanna, 802-881-1866, chris@risingsunhealing.com, www.risingsunhealing.com. Usui Level I, two separate classes.

Sat., Oct. 17, and Sat., Nov. 14, $175. Usui Reiki Level II, Sat., Dec. 12, $195. 9: 30 a.m. to 5: 30 p.m.

Learn this powerful hands-on healing art and be able to give Reiki to yourself and others by the end of class. Class supplement: Thursdays, Oct. 22, Nov. 19, Dec. 17. 5: 30-8: 30 p.m. $55 per session. Extra hands-on training for people who have taken at least an Usui Reiki I class.

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spirituality CONSCIOUS RECOVERY: Thursdays 6: 45-8: 15 p.m., ongoing, join any time. Cost: $12/1.5-hour class, for $5 extra, yoga class from 5: 30-6: 30 p.m.

Location: Dhatri Movement Arts Center at Eastern View, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: Katherine Kelley, 802-343-5790, kat@burlingtontelecom.net, www.lovingriver.com. Exploring 12-step recovery in the context of the knowledge and practices of some of the ancient wisdom traditions of the East. This meeting of mind, body and soul is about recovering consciousness, waking up and improving conscious contact with Higher Power through discussion, meditation, mindfulness and relaxation practices.

LEARN THE ART OF DREAMING: Nov. 2, 6-8: 30 p.m. Cost: $25/2.5-hour class. Location: Candles and Creations, 150 Dorset St., Suite 310, S. Burlington. Info: Gathering of Butterflies Productions, Anthony P. Pauly Jr., 954-2752112, info@gatheringofbutter flies.com, www.gatheringof butterflies.com. Spiritual guide and teacher Anthony Pauly Jr. will be presenting a class on

improving and accessing lucid dreaming. Interpretation, symbolism, nightmares and visions will be discussed. Meditations and techniques will be shared to create expanded dream possibilities. Anthony has 15 years of training in the realm of lucid dreaming. Older teens and adults welcome. For more info please go the the website listed.

tai chi SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-8647902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

yoga EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels, conveniently located in Burlington.

Cost: $14/10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. 4: 30 p.m. classes are sliding scale $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. Our staff of all certified teachers are skilled with beginners as well as students wanting to refine their practice. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar and babies/kids classes available. Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/postnatal yoga. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/evoblog.

YOGA: Location: Dhatri Foundation, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: www. dhatrifoundation.org. Feel the Dhatri Difference -- professional, certified and compassionate teachers ready to assist you on your journey to wellness. Our beautiful space holds a wide variety of classes including Kripalu, Anusara, Journey Dance, Nia, Ashtanga, Kung Fu, Pre-Natal, Vinyasa, Zumba and more. $10/ class, buy 10 get one free. 

THE STUDIO AT THE FIELD HOUSE: Daily yoga & Pilates classes for all levels. Drop-ins welcome; no membership required. Cost: $15/drop-in, $60/ month (6 classes). Unlimited yoga, $70 (incl. club membership). Location: 166 Athletic Drive, Shelburne. Info: 802-9854406, www.shelburneathletic club.com. Vinyasa, Iyengar, Anusara, Yin, Ashtanga & Kripalu classes as well as reformer, mat & senior Pilates.

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Give feedback to various team members to adapt the game concept in-line with the capacity of the platform. Participate in detailed project scheduling meetings and establishment of milestones and deadlines. Work with students to implement strategy, diagnose and resolve problems to improve the various aspects of the game and its game play. The successful candidate will understand the technical requirements for upcoming titles.

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Create the technical strategy for a “serious game” (currently funded by the United Nations Population Fund) to be delivered across the web and on mobile platforms and guide a team of undergraduate student programmers. The main goal of the project is to apply game and emergent technologies to build awareness and generate social change around the problem of violence against women. More information on the project can be found at www. emergentmediacenter.com/unvaw.

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he most popular place in Hardwick these days is not the pizza place, the bookstore or even Claire’s Restaurant.

The numero uno venue is a hole-in-thewall cellphone store. Tiny school kids, pimply teenagers, stressed-out adults — I’ve seen them all there, begging for Blackberries and the like. It’s the first thing every kid with cheapskate parents saves up for, and the last thing anyone over 12 wants to live without.

And you know that if the 24/7 tether is de rigueur in rural Vermont, it’s truly universal.

The whole world is chattering and Tweeting away.

Proof positive that the mobile has gone global: A gallery in another rural Green Mountain town — Stowe — has attracted people worldwide to participate in one of the first cellphone photography shows held in the U.S. Odin Cathcart, the new exhibitions director of the Helen Day Art Center, invited thousands of ordinary, on-the-fly-image-snapping cellphone users to send their favorite pics for the show he dubbed “The Relentless Eye: Global Cellphone Photography 2009.”

Cathcart gave it the full-court Internet press — he advertised on 50 call-to-artist websites, Twittered and Facebooked for a solid week, and posted Craigslist notices on every continent but Antarctica. Then he waited.

Cathcart admits the project took on a life of its own. In just five weeks, Helen Day received more than 1500 entries from all over the planet — Turkey, Indonesia, India, Dubai, New York City, San Fransciso. Then guest curator Eirik Johnson, assistant professor of photography at the Massachusetts College of Art and Design, whittled them down to 134 selections.

The parameters? Each image had to be either 800 by 1000 pixels per inch or 8 by 10 inches, and submissions must cite the name of the photographer and a title.

How does Cathcart know where the images come from? Turns out every cellphone photo is tagged with tracking metadata that lists the GPS coordinates where it was taken.

One of the images Cathcart indicates was shot in the middle of the San Francisco Bay — he just applied the coordinates to Google Maps to get the location. As soon as you tweak the photo, though — say, adjust the exposure in Photoshop — the data disappears.

That’s part of what’s interesting about the show, too. Many of the images haven’t been doctored at all. Cellphone cameras take less-than-perfect stills — the shots are often grainy, control of exposure is limited, cropping tools are nil, etc. Yet even professional photographers are beginning to use the form precisely because of its flaws, much as they once took an interest in the plastic cameras of the 1950s.

Five artists from around the country were invited to submit work to “The Relentless Eye,” as well. It’s interesting to note that, although their attention to detail and sense of composition are more refined, the essential snapshot quality and spontaneity of their work doesn’t differ much from that of the amateurs in the next room.

Ultimately, that sense of impromptu authenticity carries the show. Take the work of Shawn Rocco, a photojournalist from Raleigh, N.C., who regularly reaches for the cellphone in his pocket over his high-end SLR. He used it to shoot an artsy take on a Waffle House sign, and a couple of middle-

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the Kalkin House into a 19th-century painter’s salon with his trademark embroidered toile, embellished pillows and subversive take on decorative arts; ‘Piecing Together the Past: The Quilts of Florence Peto’: An exhibit of quilts from the former collector and quilter (1880-1970) who inspired museum founder Electra Havemeyer Webb; ‘In the Eye of the Beholder: Selections of American and European Art from the Theodore H. Church Collection’: Paintings and drawings, primarily from the 19th century, that offer a window into the personal nature of collecting; and ‘Patty Yoder: Rugs of the Black House Farm’: From one of the most acclaimed rug hookers (1943-2005), this exhibit includes rugs from her series “The Alphabet of Sheep.” Through October 25 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

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ANNE MCKENNA: “Beauty: Revisited,” an exhibit of large abstract “colorscape” paintings. Through October 15 at The Joy Gallery in Burlington. Info, 310-469-4493.

BRETT SIMISON: Color and black-and-white photographs of the historic Morgan Horse Farm in Weybridge, Vt. Through November 12 at National Morgan Horse Museum in Shelburne. Info, 349-0072.

CATHERINE HALL: “Glimmer and Glow,” luminous new paintings. Through November 1 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. Info, 863-3662.

ESSEX ART LEAGUE GROUP SHOW: “Anything Goes” is the theme of works in this show by members of the local arts organization. Through October 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014.

‘FULL THROTTLE: VINTAGE MOTORCYCLES, CUSTOM CHOPPERS AND RACING MACHINES’: A showcase of the art and design of America’s favorite two-wheeled ride, from classic choppers to racing bikes; ‘The Bright and Shining Light of Irreverence: Richard Saja and the Historically Inaccurate School’: The New York textiles designer transforms

‘GAZA BURNING’: Photographs of the war against Gaza, 12.27.08 - 1.18.09, by Ayman Mohyeldin and James Marc Leas; Peter Schumann: “Auction Notice,” paintings and narrative by the founder of Bread and Puppet Theater; Emily Anderson: “My Demons, My Fairies,” woven, papier-mâché and drawn creations; and Eben Markowski: “Rhino Is a

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aged men at a groundbreaking ceremony, wearing suits and construction helmets and smiling each other as they hold shovels bedecked with ribbons.

Christopher Greene, a photographer from New York City (and Cathcart’s brother), takes evocative, slightly blurred subway shots of interactions among perfect strangers. Wafaa Bilal, a professor of new media at the Tisch School of the Arts at New York University, used a clandestine cellphone to record his first visit home to Najaf, Iraq, in 18 years.

As for the amateurs, their surprisingly emotional images stand out from the more common moody landscapes and abstracts: a little girl sticking her tongue out, a woman

blowing a gum bubble, three kids blissed out in front of the TV. It’s hard not to conclude from the show that, when it comes to shooting, size matters.

When the camera is tiny, people are less likely to stiffen up and pose for it, particularly if they think the photographer is just busy texting. So much the better for voyeurs everywhere, particularly those with cellphones in hand.

Gorgeous Beast,” relief sculptures. Through October 31 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746.

JESS GRAHAM: “Sleeping Late & Other Indulgences,” oil and mixed-media paintings with a patterned, kinetic line quality and autumn palette.

Through November 30 at Boloco in Burlington. Info, 595-1328.

GENEVIEVE C. COLE: Contemporary fused-glass art, from large-scale architectural panels to glass tile and recycled glass serve ware. Through October 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 356-2764.

‘HUMAN = LANDSCAPE’: “Aesthetics of a Carbon Constrained Future,” a multimedia and multilocation exhibition that poses questions to viewers about the Vermont landscape, taking into account economic realities, appearance and sustainability.

It is part of the Energy Project, a partnership with the ECHO Center. Through October 24 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

‘IMPRESSIONS OF LAKE CHAMPLAIN AND BEYOND’: This exhibit in conjunction with the 400th anniversary of the arrival of Samuel de Champlain features landscape paintings by Carolyn Walton, custom jewelry by Tineke Russell and a new CD by Dutch pianist Annemieke Spoelstra. Through October 31 at Luxton-Jones Gallery in Shelburne.

Info, 985-8223.

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“The Relentless Eye: Global Cellphone Photography 2009,” Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. Through November 28.

JONATHAN YOUNG: “Textures of Fall,” stylized landscape paintings. Through October 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438.

KATRA KINDER: Recent watercolors by the Vermont artist. Through October 20 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Info, 985-1014.

KAY WEBB: The Essex Art League member shows her watercolors. Through October 31 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014.

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Funky acrylic paintings exploring music, cows and nature. Through November 30 at The Green Room in Burlington.

Info, 310-9159.

‘LOUIS COMFORT TIFFANY: NATURE BY DESIGN’: More than 50 works, including jewelry, lamps, stained glass and furniture, explore the oeuvre

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of the famous designer within the context of the art-nouveau style and the aesthetic movement.

Through October 25 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

Maggie Lake: “Vermont Botanical,” preserved, framed plant specimens and giclée prints.

Through November 30 at Healthy Living in South Burlington. Info, 387-2474.

‘Mingei of ToTTori’: Regional crafts of the Tottori Prefecture of Japan, including handmade paper, fabrics, ceramics and folk toys, celebrate the State of Vermont’s friendship agreement with that region. On view in the Pickering and Fletcher rooms when spaces not in use for meetings. Cosponsored

by Japan-America Society of Vermont. Through October 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

Info, 865-7200. ned CasTLe: “Indigenous Expressions,” black-andwhite photographs of regional native identities, defined from the perspective of the subjects, with archival pigments on fine-art paper. Through December 31 at ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington. Info, 864-1848. ‘oh, The horror’: A group show of spooky art celebrates the spookiest time of the year.

Artists include Beth Robinson, Janet Van Fleet, John Brickels, Kevin Montanaro, Marc Awodey and Lorraine Reynolds. Through October 31 at Soda Plant Artist Cooperative Environment in Burlington. Info, 578-2512.

Phoebe sTone: Twenty new oil paintings and pastels by the Vermont artist and author. Through November 14 at Speaking Volumes in Burlington.

Info, 540-0107.

‘PorTraiTs and PeoPLe’: Photographic portraits

by Ash LaRose, Graham Wachsman and Joshua Lambert that focus on intimacy and communication. Through October 31 at Nunyuns Bakery & Café in Burlington. Info, 207-576-5384.

Tobin YeLLand: “Up,” a collection of the New York photographer’s favorite “outsider culture” images, including collaborations with Anti Hero Skateboards and videos from his time with that company. Through October 30 at Jager DiPaola Kemp Design in Burlington. Info, 864-5884 or 339-499-8083.

‘Warren kiMbLe’s aMeriCa’: The renowned, Brandon-based folk artist shows his paintings and mixed-media works of barns, flags, landscapes and animals in the 1871 Lighthouse. Through October 25 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

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eLinor randaLL: “Journey with Horses,” drawings and prints. Through October 30 at Plainfield Community Center. Info, 454-1726.

sheLburne farMs 22nd annuaL arT eXhibiTion & saLe: Dozens of works in various media by some of Vermont’s finest artists join an exhibit of landscape “dreamstone” paintings from China in the Coach Barn. Through October 25 at Shelburne Farms. A Tour & Tea: Wednesday, October 14, 2:45-4:30 p.m. Info, 985-8686. anne TaiT: “Memento Vitae: The Humanity of the Marble Headstone,” prints informed by drawing and painting that examine the vernacular artwork of 19th-century headstones. Through October 28 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Talk: Wednesday, October 14, 12-1 p.m. Info, 438-2097. ‘egYPToMania: The WorLd’s fasCinaTion WiTh anCienT egYPT’: This special program in conjunction with a current exhibit is led by Bob Brier, senior research fellow at Long Island University and director of the National Endowment for the Humanities Egyptology Today Program. Friday, October 16, 5:30-7 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. Info, 656-0750. ‘arT, Marriage and faMiLY in The fLorenTine renaissanCe PaLaCe’: A lecture in conjunction with a current exhibit of Italian religious icons. Friday, October 16, 4:30-5:30 p.m., Room 221, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College. Info, 443-5007.

reCePTions ‘naPoLeon on The niLe: soLdiers, arTisTs and The redisCoVerY of egYPT’: Thirty large, detailed, engraved illustrations from the 23-volume Description de l’Egypte, a study of ancient and modern Egypt initiated under the reign of General Napoleon Bonaparte, this exhibition explores nearly every aspect of the north African country and underscores the resulting passion in the West for all things Egyptian. Also included are paintings and drawings influenced by the book’s publication, letters and documents from the time of Napoleon’s contact with Egypt, and other artifacts.

Through December 18 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Reception: Wednesday, October 14, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Info, 656-0750.

‘Cuban arTisTs’ books and PrinTs: 1985-2008’: Handmade books, maquettes for unpublished projects, prints and printed objects reflect life in Cuba over the past two decades as experienced by the young artists and writers of Ediciones Vigia, a collaborative press. Through November 25 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington.

Reception: Wednesday, October 14, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Info, 656-0750. ‘egYPToMania’: Art and artifacts resulting from the West’s fascination with all things Egyptian. In the Wilbur Room. Through December 18 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Reception: Wednesday, October 14, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Info, 656-0750.

‘The arT of aCTion’: A touring exhibit of works by Vermont artists that depict the state’s future; a project

haLi issenTe: Paintings and mixed-media works on paper by the local artist. Through October 31 at Hartland Public Library. Info, 356-1271.

LoCaL arTisTs grouP shoW: Central Vermonters both experienced and emerging show their works in a variety of media. Through October 18 at Chandler

‘Modern and ConTeMPorarY arT aT darTMouTh’: Highlights from the college’s collection over the past 50 years, including post-1945 painting and sculpture. Through March 15 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. The reception includes a lecture by curator and critic Karen 12v-girlington101409.indd 1 Wilkin on the “new tradition” of postwar abstract painting: Friday, October 16, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Info, 603-646-2426.

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by Welsh fiber artists Alison Mercer and Helen Foroughi.

Through November 20 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green Mountain College in Poultney.

Reception includes artists’ talk and demonstrations: Friday, October 16, 5-6:30 p.m.

Info, 287-8926.

‘CrazY aCres: Fourteen contemporary artists pay homage to the late New York/Vermont abstract expressionist painter James Gahagan. Through November 21 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College in Johnson.

Reception: Saturday, October 17, 4-6 p.m. Info, 635-1469. sChooL for TradiTionaL handWeaVing: Woven textiles by the students, age 11 to 65, of local master weaver Kate Smith. Through November 1 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield.

Reception: Saturday, October 17, 4-6 p.m. Info, 454-0141. ‘daughTers and faThers’: Watercolor pen-and-ink drawings by Harald Aksdal, photography by Lauralee Aksdal Best, sculptures

by Stanley Lutostanski and drawings by Gabriela Lutostanski. October 18 through November 29 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Reception: Sunday, October 18, 1-4 p.m. Info, 899-3211.

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grouP sCuLPTure shoW: Leila Bandar, Kat Clear, Chris Curtis, David Tanych and Denis Versweyveld show works in stone, steel, wood and other media in this biennial installation. Through May 1 at Vermont Arts Council Sculpture Garden in Montpelier. Info, 828-3292.

‘The VieTnaM War: a refLeCTion’: Photographs, equipment, artifacts and memory books of Vermonters killed in the Vietnam War, and other memorabilia make up this historic exhibit. Through November 11 at The Pain House in Northfield. Talk: A former Coast Guard admiral in the Vietnam War leads a discussion. Wednesday, October 14, 6-9 p.m. Info, 485-4297.

‘arT froM hoMe: a PersonaL JourneY’: Works in multiple media by homebound artists, sponsored by the Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf and CarShare Vermont. Through November 15 at CarShare Vermont in Burlington. Reception: Wednesday, October 14, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Info, 861-2340.

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‘ChaMPLain’s Lake redisCoVered’: A touring exhibit of nearly 40 Vermont artists whose two-dimensional works in mixed-media reflect the visual beauty and cultural heritage around the Lake Champlain basin. Through October 31 at Vermont Statehouse in Montpelier. Info, 388-0320.

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‘in sPiTe of eVerYThing: refLeCTions on The PoLiTiCs and PoeTiCs of ConTeMPorarY Cuba’: This lunchtime lecture by Benjamin Eastman, assistant professor of anthropology at UVM, is in conjunction with current exhibit “Cuban Artists’ Books and Prints.”

Wednesday, October 21, 12:15-1:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington.

Info, 656-0750.

of the Vermont Arts Council and Lyman Orton. Through November 15 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Reception: Wednesday, October 14, 5-8 p.m. Info, 775-0356.

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‘bounTY: a CeLebraTion of VerMonT’s farMing arTisTs’: This touring group show sponsored by UVM Extension’s Center for Sustainable Agriculture includes painters, sculptors, photographers, textile and video artists who also farm. Through October 31 at Seminary Art Center in Waterbury Center. Info, 656-9140.

draWn: an eXhibiTion of draWings: January 2010, juried by Mildred Beltre.

Submission deadline: October 30. Applications online at www.215collegegallery.com or at 215 College Gallery in Burlington.

‘The LosT fLeeT’: Film in conjunction with current exhibit, “Napoleon on the Nile.” Sunday, October 18, 3-4:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

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VaLerie hird: “The Maiden Voyages Project: The Diaries of Five Women,” the translation from text to images of four women from the Middle East and the Vermont-based artist, making the lives of real women of varying cultures and backgrounds accessible. Through January 2 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington. Info, 652-4500.

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Muffin Ray: “Discarded and Salvaged,” large-scale textile-assemblage “paintings” in mixed media.

Through October 29 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

‘Peace by Piece’: Peace Camp artists Maggie Neale, S.B. Sowbel and Margaret Blanchard exhibit their works at the Museum Building. Through October 20 at Camp Meade in Middlesex. Info, 279-0774.

‘Rock Solid’: The ninth annual exhibit includes figurative carvings, abstract forms, stone assemblages and paintings revealing the beautiful qualities of stone, Main Floor Gallery; Lauren Bulakowski: paintings and drawings, Second Floor Gallery; and Jeanne Bisson: “Nature Under Construction,” mixed media, Third Floor Gallery.

Through November 7 at Studio Place Arts in Barre.

Info, 479-7069.

‘SculPtcycle’: The second annual outdoor exhibit of sculptures made from recycled bicycle parts features more than 20 creations by regional artists and are scattered around downtown. Through October 31 in Montpelier. Info, 223-9604.

Steven GoodMan & Wendy JaMeS: “A Splash of Color,” photos and paintings that use color sparingly but to dramatic effect; James’ black-and-white photomontages are also on view.

Through November 15 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7680. ‘the fiGuRe & beyond’: A show of work by Warren-based painter Billy Brauer and his students over the past 40 years. Through October 25 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743. toM hoWaRd: New photography. Through October 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo. com.

‘Wood ShoW’: Sculpture, painting and assemblage by seven regional artists using the medium in a variety of contemporary ways. Through November 22 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.

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‘diScoveR 1609: naviGatinG thRouGh hiStoRy’: An exhibit that provides an enriched perspective on Samuel de Champlain, his Native allies and their activities in the region; includes a timeline both before and since the French explorer arrived in the area. Through October 18 at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022.

‘lake chaMPlain thRouGh the lenS’: Enjoy spectacular sunsets and other views of, and from, the lake in this annual juried show featuring images from professional and amateur photographers. Through October 18 at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022.

Royce dendleR: “Ozone Replenishment,” new work in a variety of media, including collage, fabricated metal, melted plastic and digital imagery. Through January 12 at Terasem Movement Foundation Office & Galleria in Bristol.

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Ruth haMilton: “The Heart of Land,” landscapes from northern England and Vermont, as well as figurative works. Through November 30 at The Gallery at Brandon Music in Brandon. Info, 465-4071.

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‘the Golden caGe’: This Vermont touring exhibit is a revealing portrait of dairy farmers and their Mexican employees, featuring photographs by Caleb Kenna and audio/text by Chris Urban.

Through October 25 at Gallery in-the-Field in Brandon. Info, 247-0125.

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eaSt JohnSon Plein aiR club: “New Work from the Field,” paintings done outside over the spring and summer by Marcie Vallette, Deb Coccoli, Bradley Fox, Dohm Zachai and others. Through November 2 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson.

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‘fine lineS’: The exhibition features eight Vermont artists whose expertise lies in the drawn line: Harald Aksdal, Monica Baustert-Sweetzer, Viiu Niiler, Bill Lewis, Joshua Derner, Dianne Shullenberger, Peter Miller and Mark Heitzman.

Through October 25 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100.

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cRaiG Mooney: “Reflections on Season,” expressive and impressionistic landscape paintings by the local artist. Through November 16 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818.

Storytelling Festival Drama, tall-tales, poetry, mask-making, local lore

‘the aRt of devotion’: Panel paintings and sculptures from 15th-century Renaissance Italy bring together 15 works from 10 different collections to address themes such as artistic training and technique, patronage, function and conservation. Through December 13 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007.

‘autuMn in veRMont’: Mark Boedges, Bob Aiken and Gary Eckhart show landscapes depicting the glory of the season in oils, acrylics and watercolors, respectively. Through October 31 at Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-9653.

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‘SculPtfeSt09’: This annual exhibition features site-specific sculptures by eight selected artists both regional and national. This year’s curator, artist Fran Bull, chose the theme of “Figure/Ground: the object in situ.” Through October 25 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097.

‘to life! a celebRation of veRMont JeWiSh WoMen’: Oral histories, portraits by Vermont photographer Karen Pike, archival images and artworks by female Jews in the state culminate the Vermont Jewish Women’s History Project directed by Sandy Gartner and Ann Buffum.

Through November 8 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 446-2877 or 802-353-0002.

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neil RaPPaPoRt: “After Attica,” photographic portraits of inmates, 1971-74, taken at a maximumsecurity prison in Comstock, N.Y., in reaction to the bloody uprising at Attica. Through December

‘ReflectionS’: Forty-four images by photographers from around the country whose work shows the ways the titular concept can be expressed.

Through November 7 at PhotoPlace Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 989-2359.

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kathleen kolb: “Ice, Water, Mountains: A Changing Landscape,” oil and watercolor paintings by the Vermont artist. Through November 17 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater in Middlebury.

Info, 382-9222.

‘PRintS and PReJudice: WoodcutS and aRtifactS of the aMeRican civil WaR’: Art and material culture featuring 70 original woodcuts from Harper’s Weekly and Frank Leslie’s Illustrated Newspaper reveal the excitement and the sacrifices of the war. Through December 13 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007.

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Judy Reilly & Robin kent: “Dangerous Women with Tools,” fabric works and mixed-media constructions, respectively. Through October 28 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956.

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five-yeaR anniveRSaRy aRtiStS’ RetRoSPective: In celebration of its first five years, all the artists who have had solo shows share a group exhibit of works in a variety of media. Through October 31 at Walkover Gallery & Listening Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188.

‘PiecinG it toGetheR’: Paintings and crafts by Jess Graham and textiles and quilts by Sarah O. Green. Through November 13 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032.

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cReative SPace GRouP ShoW: The new community gallery and gathering venue opens its doors with an exhibition of works that celebrate the Vermont landscape by eight Vermont artists.

Through November 14 at Creative Space Gallery in Vergennes. Info, info@creativespacegallery.org.

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‘Fundamentally Vermont’: Experience the “old Vermont” through the images of Peacham photographer Richard W. Brown and the vernacular pine furniture of Cookeville Woodworking. Through November 20 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158.

Gayleen Aiken: “Vermont’s Granite Industry 1955-1998,” drawings by the late Vermont artist.

Through December 1 at GRACE in Hardwick. Info, 472-6857.

Jacob Walker Art Cooperative: Having lost their gallery, the 17 members take their artwork in

oil, watercolor, acrylic and pastel to this accommodating exhibition space. Through October 16 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 244-6648.

Janet Fredericks & Charlie Hunter: “Souvenirs,” small colorful paintings based on world travels by the Lincoln-based artist and cofounder of Magicians Without Borders; and “Arrivals & Departures,” plein-air, sienna-toned paintings of old Vermont rail depots, respectively. Through November 1 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.

Joelen Mulvaney: “Laundry,” recent paintings.

Through October 14 at Red Mill Gallery in Johnson.

Info, 635-2727.

‘Crazy Acres’ The revered artist and teacher James Gahagan is the

honoree of, and inspiration for, a current exhibit of contemporary works at the Julian Scott Memorial Gallery at Johnson State College. The exhibit, which includes some

15 painters, considers the lineage of painting in Vermont and poses the questions: abstractions.

Lian Brehm & Phillip Robertson: “Journey and Transition,” mixed-media sculpture and prints, respectively; also, Victoria Zolnosky: “Feminine Ruggedness and Natural Beauty,” photographs.

Through October 15 at White Water Gallery in East Hardwick. Info, 563-2037.

The Peacham-based photographer confesses a

weakness for subject matter “that bears witness to past Vermonters’ short time in this obstinate paradise.” That might be a sheep-filled hillside, a lake vista or an actual Vermonter from a former era — one of whom Brown captured in “Theron Cooking Supper” (pictured). Some of his images share space with handcrafted furniture by Cookeville Woodworking in an exhibit titled “Fundamentally Vermont” at the Northeast

Rolf Anderson: “Autumn Color,” images of Hazen’s Notch and surrounding landscape by the photographer and conservationist. Through

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‘The Art of Sonia Landy Sheridan’: More than 80 works by the pioneering artist known for her experiments with emerging forms of imaging technology of the late 20th century. Through January 3 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. m

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Kingdom Artisans’ Guild in St. Johnsbury. The show is on view through November 20.

Peter Miller: Landscape works by the Vermont painter in the newly opened gallery, which also features furniture by woodworking students and professionals, and works by local fine artists.

Through January 9 at Wharfin Gallery at Vermont Woodworking School in Fairfax. Info, 849-2045.

‘Women to Watch 2010: Contemporary Figurative Painting’: In this touring exhibit sponsored by the Vermont Committee of the National Museum of Women in the Arts, curator Idoline Duke presents paintings by Vermont artists Susan Abbott, Carrie Gelfan, Kate Longmaid, Aline Ordman and Adelaide Tyrol. Through November 8 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.

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Lynne Berard, Melvin Harris & Stefan Volatile-Wood: Three new artists to the gallery show their paintings in floral watercolor, computer-generated landscapes, and hyperrealist acrylics, respectively. Also Claire Dunn returns to the gallery with black-and-white photographs of local buildings, as well as new abstract paintings in watercolor and acrylic. Through October 24 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans. Info, 524-5700.

‘The Relentless Eye’: Open-call submissions of “instantaneous expression” cellphone photography from all over the globe, juried by internationally recognized photographer Eirik Johnson, as well as works by invited artists Christopher Greene, Gabrielle Russomagno, Shawn Rocco, Sean Capone, Joshua Davis and Wafaa Bilal make up this groundbreaking show curated by HDAC exhibitions director Odin Cathcart. Through November 28 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

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Liz Kauffman: New abstract paintings by the resident staff artist at the Vermont Studio Center that explore harmony and tension in color and form. Through November 28 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

November 24 at Montgomery Town Library. Info, 326-3113.

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movies Couples Retreat ★★★★

ine his surprise — and that of the other couples who have not come to build their skills — when all are informed mandatory therapy commences at 6:30 a.m.

So much for paradise. Life on the island quickly becomes a living hell of counseling sessions and goofball trust exercises, all presided over by Marcel (Jean Reno), the island’s ponytailed New Age guru and “couples whisperer.”

One exercise takes place in deep water, where Dave learns the hard way to trust his instincts rather than his new teacher when he’s attacked by sharks he is guaranteed pose no threat.

The gags are gut-busting for the most part.

High points include perhaps the most inappropriate yoga lesson in movie history, an extremely ill-timed room-service delivery, an epic “Guitar Hero” showdown and a justtry-not-to-laugh series of scenes involving a

preschooler with a fondness for christening showroom commodes. As in any film featuring Vaughn, however, the real payoff is the dialogue. If there’s such a thing as a verbal virtuoso, he is one. Nobody motormouths surreal one-liners and non sequiturs with a fraction of the guy’s panache. He’s a poet of comic patter.

Couples Retreat marks the directorial debut of Peter Billingsley (yup, Ralphie from 1983’s A Christmas Story), who’s been Vaughn’s producing partner on a number of projects. If you ask me, he’s made a film his first time out that’s funnier than some comedies overseen by genre vets as revered as Judd Apatow — Forgetting Sarah Marshall, for example. Life on the island may not have proved everything our four couples dreamed, but forget what you’ve heard: Billingsley’s freshman effort is a tropical treat.

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find it impossible to fathom the critical savaging this film has received. Its Rotten Tomatoes rating barely exceeds Vince Vaughn’s shoe size, and yet, by my count, Couples Retreat delivers on all of its promises. It’s the funniest movie about mating since Knocked Up. Written by Vaughn, Jon Favreau and Dana Fox, the story concerns four suburban couples in various states of marital meltdown. Dave and Ronnie (Vaughn and Malin Akerman) have two young sons. They’re the most solid of the bunch, though Dave’s been putting in so many hours at his video game store, he’s not really there for her when Ronnie wants to discuss home renovation details.

Hanging in there but slowly growing apart are high school sweethearts Joey and Lucy (Favreau and “Sex and the City”’s Kristin Davis). Shane (Faizon Love) is already divorced and dating Trudy (Kali Hawk), a mall clerk half his age with twice his energy.

The driving forces behind the island getaway are Jason (Jason Bateman) and Cynthia (Kristen Bell), whose marriage is threatened by their inability to conceive a child. They have a peculiar habit of turning their problems into PowerPoint presentations rather than simply telling their friends about them, and, during one such session, the pair makes a pitch for the lot of them to enjoy some downtime at a seaside resort called Eden. If four couples sign on, they explain, the rate is halved. Also mentioned in passing is the fact that the place offers “couples skill building.”

Jason and Cynthia admit they plan to work on their relationship but assure the others they’ll have the option to kick back and veg out.

The truth is revealed in a priceless early scene. At dinner, an excited Dave tells his friends and the resort’s official greeter (Peter Serafinowicz) that he plans to party late into the night and crash the following day. Imag-

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The Invention of Lying ★★★★

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ould the world be a better place if people always told the truth? Back in 1666, French playwright Molière answered this question in his scathing comedy The Misanthrope, drawing fire from critics as illustrious as JeanJacques Rousseau. But no one has made a true spiritual sequel to The Misanthrope … until now.

While he may not belong in the same league as Molière, Ricky Gervais was the man to do it. His TV creations, the original “The Office” and the show-biz satire “Extras,” delve into human greed, vanity and general ugliness with comic relish. Not for him the goofy sweetness and upbeat endings of Hollywood comedies. So it’s no surprise that, when Gervais imagines a world in which only one man can lie (the reverse of Molière’s), he does so with a cynicism that would have made the urbane Frenchman nod.

Gervais, who cowrote and codirected with Matthew Robinson, plays the Everyman protagonist Mark Bellison. Like everyone in this alternate reality, he speaks the literal truth without prompting and assumes others do the same. A world with no bullshit detectors or internal censors offers plenty of verbal and sight gags, from the woman cooing “Your baby is sooo ugly” to the blunt signage (“A Sad Place for Hopeless Old People”) and advertising taglines (“Coke. It’s Very Famous.”).

Gervais keeps us so busy laughing in these early scenes that it may take a while to realize how dark his vision is: A world without lying isn’t just boring; it’s devoid of possibility. Mark’s love interest, Anna (Jen-

nifer Garner), is a gorgeous woman who cares about two things: acquiring wealth and a mate who’s not a “loser” with whom to pass on her good genes.

Since Mark is “fat and snub-nosed,” she tells him matter-of-factly, he’s out of the running. Mark’s neighbor (Jonah Hill), who’s even fatter, spends his evenings sampling suicide methods. In a world of cold genetic determinism, he has no prospects and no illusions to keep him going.

Until … to get himself out of a tight spot, Mark tells a lie. The only person on Earth who can comprehend the notion of falsehood, soon he’s fabricating up a storm, encouraged by hearers who, child-like, believe every word. He writes the world’s first fiction, then concocts its first religion.

When Mark becomes a prophet, taxed with explaining the complexities of a deity and an afterlife that are basically whoppers, it’s clear why some critics have denounced The Invention of Lying as atheist propaganda. They’re being over-literal, like the film’s characters: While Gervais does treat religion as fiction, he suggests that such tall tales make life worth living. Gods may be frauds, in

LIE TO ME, BABY Gervais shields Garner from the awful truth in his subversive, fantastical comedy.

short, but the world is bleak without them.

What bogs the movie down is its doomed attempt to cross this provocative vision with a romantic comedy. In the movie’s last halfhour, the supporting players — who include Tina Fey, Louis C.K. and Christopher Guest — retreat so Gervais can explore the birth of another fiction: love. Problem is, he and Garner have zero chemistry, and it’s not a matter of her being “out of his league,” as Anna constantly reminds Mark. They just don’t click.

Like Mike Judge’s Idiocracy, a similarly pessimistic satire, The Invention of Lying is too weird to draw crowds and too flawed to win awards. But I suspect it will be rented often enough to start thousands of living-room debates over whether we can, in fact, handle the truth.

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(108 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount) tHE StEPFAtHER: This week’s horror remake updates the 1987 chiller about an apparently ordinary man of the house who turns out to be

dumps boy, and boy spends the rest of the film reliving their time together in an effort to figure out why. Kelly Minka costars. Director Marc Webb makes his feature film debut. (95 min, PG-13.

Welden; ends 10/15) ALL ABoUt StEVEH Sandra Bullock plays a screwball crossword-puzzle creator who falls for a hunky cable news cameraman in this romantic comedy from first-time director Phil Trail. Bradley Cooper and Thomas Haden Church costar. (98 min, PG-13. Welden; ends 10/15) BRIGHt StARHHHH Director Jane (The Piano) Campion returns to the 19th century with this drama about the tense romance between struggling young poet John Keats and his dream girl Fanny Brawne. With Ben Whishaw, Abbie Cornish and Paul Schneider. (119 min, PG. Roxy) cAPItALISm: A LoVE StoRYHHH Michael Moore is back, and he’s hopping mad about the corporate shenanigans that led to economic meltdown. Among the folks weighing in on free enterprise in his latest doc is Vermont’s own Sen. Bernie Sanders.

(120 min, R. Roxy, Savoy) cLoUDY WItH A cHANcE oF mEAtBALLSHHH1/2 The beloved children’s picture book about a land where it rains food gets the big-screen treatment with a little help from animators at Sony Pictures and a voice cast including Bill Hader, Andy Samberg and Tracy Morgan. Can you believe Lorne Michaels didn’t cook this up? Chris Miller and Phil Lord direct. (81 min, PG. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace) coLD SoULSHHH1/2 Paul Giamatti stars in the feature debut of director Sophie Barthes, a surreal comedy in which a company develops the technology to alleviate human suffering by extracting a client’s soul. With David Strathairn, Emily Watson and Dina Korzun. (97 min, PG-13.

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a homicidal maniac. Dylan Walsh, Sela Ward and Penn Badgley star. Nelson (Prom Night — the remake) McCormick directs. (104 min, PG-13.

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(500) DAYS oF SUmmERHHH1/2 Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel are paired in this romantic comedy in which boy meets girl, girl

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tHE INFoRmANt!H1/2 “Unbelievable,” scream the posters for Steven Soderbergh’s comedy concerning a delusional whistleblower who fantasizes he’s a secret agent as he gathers evidence for his case against agri-industry behemoth Archer Daniels Midland. What’s really unbelievable is that it’s based on a true story. Matt Damon, Scott Bakula and Joel McHale star. (108 min, R. Big Picture, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Stowe) NOW PLAyING

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Adapted by Terry Johnson, based on the screenplay by Buck Henry and Calder Willingham, and the novel by Charles Webb. Produced by special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc. and Studio Canal.

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IcE AGE: DAWN oF tHE DINoSAURSHH1/2 Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary and Queen Latifah head the voice cast in this second sequel to the 2002 computer-animated hit. In this installment, Manny and Ellie make plans for the birth of their first baby. Simon Pegg costars. Carlos Saldanha once again directs. (112 min, PG. Bijou)

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FooD, INc.HHHH Robert Kenner serves up this eye-opening exposé of the modern American food industry, featuring interviews with experts such as Eric Schlosser and Michael Pollan. Barf bags strongly recommended. (94 min, PG. Marquis; ends 10/15)

For mature audiences.

Contains adult themes and language.

"Would you like me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?"

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9HHH Elijah Wood heads the voice cast in director Shane Acker’s CGI fantasy about a creature in a postapocalyptic world who rallies the rest of his kind to do battle against monstrous machines intent on wiping them out. Also featuring Jennifer Connelly, John C. Reilly and Crispin Glover. (79 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Palace)

FAmEHH Given the public’s appetite for television competition shows, it was probably just a matter of time until someone remade — excuse me, I mean reinvented — the original spotlight-seeking saga.

Asher Book, Kristy Flores and Paul McGill star as high schoolers competing for their shot at the big time. Kevin Tancharoen directs. (107 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace)

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WHERE tHE WILD tHINGS ARE: Spike Jonze directs this adaptation of the beloved Maurice Sendak classic about a little boy who comes to rule a kingdom of furry, unpredictable creatures.

Cowritten by Jonze and Dave Eggers. Featuring Max Records, Catherine Keener, James Gandolfini and Paul Dano. (94 min, PG. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Welden)

coUPLES REtREAtHHH1/2 Peter Billingsley (you know him better as Ralphie in 1983’s A Christmas Story) makes his debut behind the camera with this comedy about four couples who decide to take a tropical vacation together, only to learn with horror that their island destination is actually a relationship therapy center. Vince Vaughn (on whose idea the film is based), Kristen Bell, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau and Kristin Davis star. (107 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Welden)

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INGLOURIOUS BASTERDSHH1/2 Brad Pitt stars as the leader of a band of Jewish soldiers who take revenge against the Nazis one scalp at a time in the latest from Quentin Tarantino. Also featuring Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, and Christoph Waltz. (152 min, R. Roxy; ends 10/15) THE INVENTION OF LYINGHHHH Ricky Gervais, creator of “The Office” and “Extras,” cowrote, codirected and stars in this comedy about a world where no one knows how to lie ... until one man discovers falsehood and gives himself a serious

Adams are paired in writer-director Nora Ephron’s fact-based comedy about foodie doyenne Julia Child and the New York office temp who decides to prepare all her classic recipes and blog the results.

With Chris Messina and Stanley Tucci. (123 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Marquis, Palace) LOVE HAPPENSHH Jennifer Aniston and Aaron Eckhart are paired in cowriter-director Brandon Camp’s romantic comedy about a hunky self-help author and a Seattle florist who make a love connection when he comes to town for a speaking engagement. Will an engagement of another sort ensue? What are the odds? With Martin Sheen and Judy Greer. (109 min, PG-13. Capitol, Majestic; ends 10/15)

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Making Faces

Time once again for our famous facial amalgam, in which we fuse portions of two familiar faces into one complete stranger. Your job, as always, is to give us the names that belong to both...

FAMOUS FACE A

PONYOHHHH1/2 From world-renowned master of animation Hayao (Spirited Away) Miyazaki comes this “Little Mermaid”-inspired story of a goldfish and her dream of one day becoming human.

Featuring a voice cast including Matt Damon, Tina Fey and Lily Tomlin. (101 min, G. Palace; ends 10/15)

FAMOUS FACE B

SERAPHINEHHHH Martin Provost directed and cowrote this award-winning biopic chronicling the tragic story of Séraphine Louis, a French house cleaner promised fame and fortune when a prominent art critic discovered her talent as a modern primitive painter. Yolande Moreau and Ulrich Tukur star. (121 min, NR. Roxy)

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advantage. With Jennifer Garner, Rob Lowe, Jonah Hill, Louis C.K., John Hodgman and Tina Fey. (100 min, PG-13. Majestic) JENNIFER’S BODYHH Diablo Cody (Juno) went out of her way not to repeat herself in scripting this gore-athon about a babelicious high school student who becomes possessed by a meatseeking demon and gets in the habit of devouring her dates. Starring Megan Fox, Adam Brody and Amanda Seyfried. Karyn Kusama directs. (92 min, R. Bijou)

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WHIP ITHHH1/2 Drew Barrymore makes her directorial debut with the story of a small-town good girl (Ellen Page) who puts on skates and gets addicted to the rowdy world of roller derby. With Marcia Gay Harden, Kristen Wiig, Juliette Lewis and Barrymore. (110 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace) ZOMBIELANDHHH1/2 What is it about fighting zombies in an apocalyptic wasteland that speaks to our 21st-century condition? Woody Harrelson plays a seasoned destroyer of the walking dead who takes young Jesse Eisenberg under his wing in this horror comedy from director Ruben Fleischer.

With Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin. (87 min, R. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Stowe, Welden)

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ADORATIONHHH1/2 The latest from Atom (The Sweet Hereafter) Egoyan stars Devon Bostick as a

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high school student struggling to come to terms with the truth behind the violent deaths of his parents. Costarring Rachel Blanchard and Scott Speedman. (100 min, R) DRAG ME TO HELLH1/2 Director and co-writer Sam Raimi takes a Spidey break and returns to his roots with this gore-soaked saga in which an unfeeling young loan officer finds her dismissive customer service repaid with a powerful curse.

Hey, who would’ve guessed the mortgage crisis would wind up providing the premise for one of the most buzzed-about horror films of our time?

Alison Lohman, Justin Long and Lorna Raver star.

(99 min, PG-13) EVERY LITTLE STEPHHH1/2 James D. Stern and Adam Del Deo direct this documentary tribute to

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the Broadway musical A Chorus Line, spanning the period from its conception four decades ago to auditions for a recent revival. (96 min, PG-13) LAND OF THE LOSTH1/2 Will Ferrell plays a scientist who accidentally sends himself and a couple of sidekicks back in time and faces major prehistoric problems in this riff on the classic television series. Danny McBride and Anna Friel costar. Brad Silberling directs. (110 min, PG-13) THE PROPOSALHH1/2 Zany rom-com antics galore are guaranteed in the latest from Sandra Bullock. She stars as a high-powered book editor who responds to the prospect of deportation home to Canada by claiming she’s engaged to her put-upon assistant. Ryan Reynolds costars. Anne (27 Dresses) Fletcher directs. (107 min, PG-13) m

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last week’s winner: Catherine Wilson

SURROGATESHH1/2 Bruce Willis stars in this sci-fi fantasy about an FBI agent investigating a murder involving lifelike robots. Radha Mitchell, Rosamund Pike and Boris Kodjoe costar. Jonathan (Hancock) Mostow directs. (104 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) TOY STORY 1 & 2 3-DHHHHH Here’s your chance to see both pioneering Pixar computer animations about toys run amok (originally released in 1995 and 1999) with the addition of the latest whiz-bang in-your-face technology: digital 3-D. With the voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Don Rickles and other people your 5-year-old has never heard of. John Lasseter directed. (188 min, G. Essex, Majestic)

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BiG picturE thEAtEr

48 Carroll Rd. (off Rte. 100), Waitsfield, 496-8994, www. bigpicturetheater.info

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Surrogates 7. The informant! 5. 9 4, 6.

Julie & Julia 8. friday 16 — thursday 22 Schedule not available at press time.

BiJou ciNEplEX 1-2-3-4 Rte. 100, Morrisville, 8883293, www.bijou4.com

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Jennifer’s Body 6:50. ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 6:30. Fame 6:40. Zombieland 7. friday 16 — thursday 22 Schedule not available at press time.

cApitol ShowplAcE

93 State St., Montpelier, 2290343, www.fgbtheaters.com

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rte. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543, www.essexcinemas.com

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 cloudy with a chance

190 Boxwood St. (beside Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners), Williston, 878-2010, www.majestic10.com

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 couples retreat 1:35, 4:10, 6:40, 9:10. toy Story 1 & 2 3-D 12:50, 4:30, 8:15. Zombieland 1, 3, 5, 7:20, 9:40. The invention of lying 1:40, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30. whip it 1:25, 4, 6:50, 9:25.

Surrogates 1:30, 4:20, 7:15, 9:35. Fame 1:05, 3:30, 7, 9:20. cloudy with a chance of meatballs (in 3-D) 12:55, 2:55, 4:55, 6:55, 8:55. love happens 1:10, 3:40, 6:25, 8:50. The informant!

1:20, 3:50, 6:30, 9. friday 16 — thursday 22 *law Abiding citizen 1:20, 4, 7, 9:40. *where the wild Things Are 12:45, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. *The Stepfather 1:30, 4:30, 7:10, 9:35. couples retreat 1:35, 4:10, 6:40, 9:20. toy

pArAmouNt twiN ciNEmA 241 North Main St., Barre, 4794921, www.fgbtheaters.com

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Zombieland 6:30, 8:30. The informant!

6:30, 8:45.

FACTORY STORE OPEN FRIDAY THRU SUNDAY OR SHOP BY APPOINTMENT CALL 802.878.4119

friday 16 — thursday 22 *law Abiding citizen 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 8:45. Zombieland 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 8:30.

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26 Main St., Montpelier, 2290509, www.savoytheater.com

mArQuiS thEAtEr Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841.

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Food, inc. 7:30.

The informant! 7.

Julie & Julia 7. friday 16 — thursday 22 *where the wild Things Are 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 8:30 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2:15 & 4:15 (Sat & Sun), 6:15 & 8:30 (Fri & Sat), 7:15 (Sun-Thu). Zombieland 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 & 8:45 (Fri & Sat), 7:15 (Sun-Thu).

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222 College St., Burlington, 8643456, www.merrilltheatres.net

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 ***Self helpless 7 (Thu). couples retreat 1:15, 3:45, 7, 9:15. Séraphine 1:20, 3:40, 6:20. cold Souls 3:50, 9:10. inglourious Basterds 8:40. capitalism: A love Story 1, 4, 6:50, 9:25. Zombieland 1:10, 3, 4:50, 7:25, 9:30.

Bright Star 1:05, 3:40, 6:30, 8:45. The informant!

1:30, 7:05 (Thu only). friday 16 — thursday 22 ***otello 12:30 (Sun),

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10 Fayette Dr., South Burlington, 864-5610, www.palace9.com

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 couples retreat 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:15, 4, 6:50, 9:25. 9 1, 2:55, 4:55, 6:55, 9. cloudy with a chance of meatballs 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1, 3:05, 5:05, 7:10, 9:15. Fame 1:20, 3:50, 6:40, 9:05. Julie & Julia 3:45, 6:30, 9:10. ponyo 1:30. Surrogates 1:40, 4:05, 6:45, 9:10.

The informant! 1:10, 3:40, 6:35, 9:05. whip it 1:45, 4:15, 6:50, 9:20. Zombieland 1, 3, 5, 7:05, 9:25. friday 16 — thursday 22 ***race Across the Sky 8 (Thu). *law Abiding citizen 1:25, 4:10, 6:55, 9:30. *The Stepfather 1:20, 4:05, 6:45, 9:15. *where the wild Things Are 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:15, 9:25. 9 1:30, 6:35. cloudy with a chance of meatballs 1, 3:05, 5:05, 7:10, 9:10. couples retreat 1:15, 3:45, 6:50, 9:25. Fame 10:30 a.m.

(Thu), 1:10, 6:30 (except Thu). Julie & Julia 3:40, 9 (except Thu).

The informant! 3:30, 8:30. whip it 1:45, 4:15, 6:50, 9:15. Zombieland

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Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678.

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 couples retreat 7.

Zombieland 7. The informant! 7.

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friday 16 — thursday 22 *where the wild Things Are 2:30 (Sat), 4:30 (Sun), 7 (all week), 9 (Fri & Sat). couples retreat 2:30 (Sat), 4:30 (Sun), 7 (all week), 9:10 (Fri & Sat). The informant!

2 (Sat), 4:30 (Sun), 7 (all week). Zombieland 9:15 (Fri & Sat).

wElDEN thEAtEr 104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888.

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Zombieland 7. (500) Days of Summer 7.

All About Steve 7. friday 16 — thursday 22 *where the wild Things Are 2 & 4 (except Fri & Mon & Tue), 7 (all week), 9 (except Mon & Tue). couples retreat 2 & 4 (except Fri & Mon & Tue), 7 (all week), 9 (except Mon & Tue). Zombieland 2 & 4 (except Fri & Mon & Tue), 7 (all week), 9 (except Mon & Tue). m

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Fame 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. cloudy with a chance of meatballs 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9.

friday 16 — thursday 22 *law Abiding citizen 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 9:40. *The Stepfather 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:50. *where the wild Things Are 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:20. cloudy with a chance of meatballs (3-D) 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15. couples retreat 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. toy Story 1 & 2 3-D 12:15, 4, 7:45. whip it 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. Zombieland 12:20, 2:10, 4, 6, 8, 10.

6 (Thu). *where the wild Things Are 1:20, 3:35, 7:05, 9:10. *i hope They Serve Beer in hell 5, 8:30. capitalism: A love Story 1, 4, 6:50, 9:25. Bright Star 1, 3:20, 6:30 (except Thu), 9:20. Zombieland 1:10, 3, 7:25, 9:30. couples retreat 1:15, 3:45, 7, 9:15. Séraphine 1:05 (except Sun), 3:25, 6.

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 couples retreat 6:30, 9. love happens 6:30, 9. Fame 6:30, 9.

Surrogates 6:30, 9. cloudy with a chance of meatballs 6:30, 9.

of meatballs (3-D) 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15. couples retreat 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50.

Fame 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:25, 9:50. Julie & Julia 12:45, 6:45. Surrogates 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:15. The informant!

3:50, 9:40. toy Story 1 & 2 3-D 12:15, 4, 7:45. whip it 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. Zombieland 12:20, 2:10, 4, 6, 8, 10.

Story 1 & 2 3-D 12:50, 4:20, 8. Zombieland 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:30, 9:40. The invention of lying 1:10, 3:40, 6:30, 9:10. Surrogates 3:50, 9:15. Fame 1:25, 6:50. cloudy with a chance of meatballs (in 3-D) 12:55, 2:55, 4:55, 6:55, 8:55. whip it 1, 6:20.

The informant! 3:30, 9.

NEWS QUIRKs by roland sweet Curses, Foiled Again

Mitchel L. Legg, 26, was at a police station in Richmond, Ind., filling out an application to carry a gun, when officers and staff members noticed a telltale smell. “He reeked of marijuana,” Chief Kris Wolski told the Palladium-Item, “so they patted him down.” Besides marijuana, officers found a .22 semiautomatic handgun “in a little nylon holster under his shirt,” Wolski said.

While responding to a domestic disturbance call in Carter County, Tenn., sheriff’s Deputy Richard Barnett drove to the wrong address. Daniel Hubert Taylor Jr., 33, met Barnett at the door, invited him inside, placed his hands behind his back and said he was ready to go to jail. The Johnson City Press reported that when Barnett asked why, Taylor said he assumed the deputy had come to arrest him for outstanding warrants. Barnett called headquarters, verified that Taylor was wanted, and took him into custody.

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Faith-Based Follies

Atheists are offering to look after the cats and dogs of Christian believers after the Rapture. For $110, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets promises lifetime care for pets whose owners are transported to heaven within the next 10 years. “Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God/Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation,” says the group’s website, which advises subscribers who lose their faith or are not taken to heaven in the next 10 years that the fee is nonrefundable.

After being rescued from a stalled elevator in Vienna, Austria, Gunther Link, 45, went to church to give thanks, only to be crushed to death when the 860-pound stone altar fell on him. “He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which the stone altar was perched, and it fell on him, killing him instantly,” police official Roman Hahslinger told Britain’s Daily Telegraph, adding, “He was a very religious man.”

Hall of Shame

A tell-all book by a former employee of Alcor, the Arizona company that froze the remains of baseball great Ted Williams, accuses the cryogenics lab of mistreating Williams’ severed head. In Frozen: My Journey into the World of Cryonics, author Larry Johnson discloses that an Alcor official swung a monkey wrench at the frozen head to remove a tuna can stuck to it. The first

swing missed the can and struck the head. The second swing knocked the can loose.

Johnson said Alcor used such cans, left over from feeding a cat that lived at the lab, as pedestals for its heads. Alcor Life Extension Foundation denied the book’s account and vowed on its website that litigation would be forthcoming “to the maximum extent of the law.”

Coitus Interruptus

A man and a woman, both 44, crawled into a dumpster in Wichita, Kan., and were having what police described as “an intimate moment,” when two men robbed them.

The Wichita Eagle reported the robbers, one of whom was armed with a pocketknife, took the couple’s shoes, jewelry and the man’s wallet. Police found

the suspects, ages 64 and 59, with the stolen property a short time later.

Walk, Don’t Run

The mayor of Wellford, S.C., banned the town’s police officers from chasing suspects on foot. Sallie Peake told WSPA-TV she issued the order because the city had to pay for an officer who missed work after chasing a “guy who had a piece of crack on him.” She said a drugpossession charge wasn’t worth the cost to taxpayers, although her written order said she did “not want anyone chasing any suspects whatsoever.”

Know Your Rights

Japan’s largest organized crime outfit, the Yamaguchi-gumi, is requiring gang members to take a test in order to reduce

costly lawsuits, according to police, who noted that the revised Anti-Organized Crime Law allows higher-ranking gang members to be sued for the actions of their subordinates. The Mainichi Daily News reported that police learned of the 12-question “gangster exam” while investigating a member of the gang’s affiliate in Shiga Prefecture. A sample question was, “What kind of activities are banned?” The answer: “dumping industrial waste, bootlegging fuel, theft of construction vehicles and other expensive items, phone fraud scams” and other crimes.

When Harassing Phone Calls Aren’t Enough

After a security screener detected Marcellus Arellano, 68,

trying to enter a federal building in Portland, Ore., with three knives, Arellano, who claims the Internal Revenue Service owes him $12,000, told Federal Protective Service agent Micah Coring that he brought the knives to scare IRS workers into releasing his money.

Dental-Vision Health Plan Combo

Sharron “Kay” Thornton, 60, who lost her vision nine years ago, regained her sight after surgeons removed one of her teeth, drilled a hole in it, inserted a plastic lens into the hole and implanted the toothlens combination into her left eye. McClatchy Newspapers reported the operation, the first of its kind in the United States, left Thornton with 20/70 vision.

The tooth used was a canine, sometimes called an eyetooth.

Deflated Ego

A judge in Charles County, Md., admitted letting the air out of the tire of an illegally parked car belonging to a woman who works as a part-time cleaning worker at the courthouse.

Circuit Court Judge Robert C. Nalley, 65, resigned as chief administrator of the Circuit Court but will remain on the bench. The Washington Post reported that two county sheriff’s jail officers witnessed the incident, which Nalley said he didn’t think was a big deal. He told the Maryland Independent newspaper he actually did the woman a favor by letting the air out of her tire rather than having the car towed or ticketed.

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free will astrology by rob brezsny and when all the work you do should have a playful spirit fueled by a beginner’s mind.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

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ere you ever a tiger in one of your past lives? If so, this would be an excellent time to tap into that power. If you have never lived the life of a tiger, would you be willing to imagine that you did?

During the coming week’s challenges, you will really benefit from being able to call on the specific kind of intelligence a tiger possesses, as well as its speed, perceptivity, sense of smell, charisma and beauty. Your homework is to spend 10 minutes envisioning yourself inhabiting the body of a tiger.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You say you not only want to be loved, but that you also want to love? Then learn the fantasies and symbols and beliefs that hold people’s lives together. Be interested in feeling the crushing weight and deep comfort of their web of memories. Every now and then, dive in and swim along in their stream of consciousness. And, yes, be willing to accompany them when they’re writhing in their personal hells as well as when they’re exploring the suburbs of paradise. All these tasks will be exceptionally worthy of your time in the coming weeks, Aries.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Right now you’re like a sulking cherry tree that hasn’t bloomed for years but then inexplicably erupts with pink flowers in mid-autumn.

You’re like a child prodigy who lost her mojo for a while and then suddenly recovers it when her old mentor comes back into her life after a long absence. You’re like a dormant volcano that, without any warning, spurts out a round of seemingly prophetic smoke signals on the eve of a great victory for the whole world.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): “Dear Rob: Thanks for being a continued source of careful thinking! With the help of you and the rather ruthless teachers who are my friends and loved ones, I’m learning the lessons that are most important for me to learn — like how rigorous I have to be in figuring out my intentions, how impeccable I have to be with formulating my desires, and how precise I have to be in expressing myself.

Sometimes I wish I could just go back to being an aimless street punk in Berkeley. [october 15-21]

But in the end I prefer this tough path I’ve chosen. - Hardworking Gemini.” Dear Hard working: This is an excellent phase in the Gemini life cycle to concentrate on what you named: rigorously figuring out your intentions, impeccably formulating your desires, and expressing yourself precisely.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): The British playwright Colley Cibber, who was born 55 years after Shakespeare died, thought that the Bard’s historical drama Richard III needed improvement. He made extensive revisions, transposing scenes and inserting new material. For 150 years, Cibber’s version was widely performed, effectively replacing Shakespeare’s rendition. I suggest you borrow Cibber’s strategy for your own in the coming weeks. Take something you like and personalize it; make it into your own. Be sure to acknowledge the original, of course.

But have fun blending your influence with the prototype as you create a useful and amusing hybrid.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The corny but sometimes useful adages of folk wisdom are still being created afresh in the 21st century. Their breeding ground is no longer the tavern or marketplace, as in centuries past, but rather the Internet. I’ve plucked one of these funky gems out of the ethers for you to contemplate: “Noah’s Ark was built by amateurs, while the Titanic was built by professionals.” How exactly does this apply to you? According to my reading of the astrological omens, you’re in a phase when a good imagination will count for more than strict logic; when innocent enthusiasm will take you further than know-it-all expertise;

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): To extract enough gold to make a wedding ring, a mining company must process a ton of ore.

In a similar way, many writers generate a swamp of unusable sentences on their way to distilling the precise message they really want to deliver. Please keep these examples in mind as you evaluate your own recent progress, Virgo. It may seem like you’re moving at a crawl and producing little of worth. But according to my analysis of the omens, you’re on your way to producing the equivalent of a gold ring.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Were you ever a tiger in one of your past lives? If so, this would be an excellent time to tap into that power. If you have never lived the life of a tiger, would you be willing to imagine that you did? During the coming week’s challenges, you will really benefit from being able to call on the specific kind of intelligence a tiger possesses, as well as its speed, perceptivity, sense of smell, charisma and beauty. Your homework is to spend 10 minutes envisioning yourself inhabiting the body of a tiger.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your circumstances aren’t as dire as you feared, Scorpio.

The freaky monster in the closet is bored with spooking you and will soon be departing the premises. Meanwhile, one of your other tormentors is about to experience some personal sadness that will soften his or her heart toward you. There’s more: The paralysis that has been infecting your funny bone will miraculously cure itself, and the scheduled revelation of the rest of your dirty secrets will be summarily canceled. I hope you’re not feeling so sorry for yourself that you fail to notice this sudden turn in your luck. It may take an act of will for you to wake up to the new dispensations that are available.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Jazz music is an intensified feeling of nonchalance,” said playwright Francoise Sagan.

Keep that in mind during the coming week, Sagittarius. Whether or not you actually play or listen to jazz, do whatever’s necessary to cultivate intensified feelings of nonchalance. It’s extremely urgent for you to be blithe and casual. You desperately need to practice nonattachment as you develop your ability to not care so much

about things you can’t control. You’ve got to be ferociously disciplined as you transcend the worries and irritations that won’t really matter much in the big scheme of things.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “There are two rules for ultimate success in life,” wrote L. M. Boyd. “First, never tell everything you know.” While that may be the conventional wisdom about how to build up one’s personal power, I prefer to live by a different principle. Personally, I find that as I divulge everything I know, I keep knowing more and more that wasn’t available to me before. The act of sharing connects me to fresh sources.

Openhearted communication doesn’t weaken me, but just the reverse: It feeds my vitality. This is the approach I recommend to you in the coming days, Capricorn.

Do indeed tell everything you know.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Writing in the New Yorker, Adam Gopnik named two characters from literature that welleducated people tend to identify with. “Men choose Hamlet because every man sees himself as a disinherited monarch,” he said, while “women choose Alice [in Wonderland] because every woman sees herself as the only reasonable creature among crazy people who think that they are disinherited monarchs.” That’s a funny thought in light of your current omens, Aquarius, which suggest that you’re a reasonable creature who clearly sees how much you’re like a disinherited monarch. The omens go on to say that there’s a good chance you will have excellent intuition about what to do in order to at least partially restore yourself to power.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): “Dear Rob: Help! I have a sinking feeling that the man I love and want to be with for the rest of my life is almost but not quite courageous enough to be truly and deeply intimate with me. What should I do? -Downcast Piscean.”

Dear Downcast: Ask yourself if there’s anything you can change about yourself that will help him feel braver. For instance, is there any way, however small, in which you’re manipulative, untrustworthy, dishonest or unkind? If so, fixing that in yourself could allow your lover to feel a lot closer.

By the way, it’s an excellent time, astrologically speaking, for all Pisceans to alter their inner states in order to alter the world around them.

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puzzle solver I am a mechanic & have my own shop; just starting out. Also licensed airplane tech. I like to go boating, flying, hiking, motorcycling, snowmobiling & many other things. I am easy to laugh & don’t like negative people around me. I like to think I am pretty smart & witty, and like the same around me. I guess I am looking for someone to have fun with. Fearless, 36, l, #115471

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seed-savin’, gardenin’ NEK gal I love to laugh, share deep conversations, dance, wrastle... I appreciate family, friends, children, animals, nature, intimacy, hugs, sensualness. A student in the school of life, w/ a special focus on loving unconditionally. Wanting someone to snuggle, play & swap philosophies of life with. Must be into practicing open, honest, compassionate & effective communication, and appreciate the art of goofiness. NEKgal, 30, l, #115465

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Nocturnal Daydreaming Spazz How to describe myself in 60 words, hmmm. There is no definite way to describe me, anyone for that matter, because we are so much more than just some words on paper. I would like to say that I am a little bit of everything, the right pinch of what we all look for in someone.

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Captain Awesome Born & raised in Vermont, never been a fan of the bar thing. I enjoy a good laugh & always try to stay young at heart.

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cultivating freedom I’m a lover of music, dancing, red wine, gardening & yoga; I’m happy w/ my career. I’m interested in meeting someone who is motivated, is not afraid to get his hands dirty in the garden or working on a car, and knows how to fix things, but can also hold a decent conversation and is not afraid of his emotions. hhhmmmmwhat2say, 39, u, l, #115449

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Friends First Recently separated, and looking to get out more. Not looking for anything steady right off, but just looking to have fun. Can go out w/ the best of them, or stay in & do nothing. Love movies, music (no country, rap or house for me), and am always online. In shape & look nowhere near my age! Must like tattoos! Spyder, 34, l, #115521

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In LTR, but he is willing to share. Like to please, love to be worshipped. sexgoddess, 38, l, #114852

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dancing lover Hi there. I’m looking for a casual relationship w/ another woman.

I’m bisexual & do have a boyfriend.

He has nothing to do with this. I’ve been w/ a couple of women but am pretty unexperienced. I’m hoping for someone who can show me the ropes; is dominant, likes to make the first move & is a bit rough. adorned_woman, 21, l, #115531 Time for a change 30 y.o. bisexual woman who seeks to meet someone to have a friendship w/ and then more. I am 5’7, attractive, size 16, professional & clean. I’m girly but masculine at the same time. I’m extremely honest & have a strong personality, but easy to get along with.

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dying for a great girl So new to being BI, but honest & excited. Would love & appreciate intelligent, open, self-aware, confident girl. I’m shy initially, but likely a few great local beers would help. finallyfindingout, 27, l, #114679 Bi-curious I am an adult woman looking for a first-time feminine excursion.

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I love my body & love being naked w/ others. You think you got what I need and are up for an amazing time? Lanalust19, 20, l, #115324 Always fantasizing Late bloomer. Relatively inexperienced but definitely sexy. reylay, 27, #115295 New to this Wanted someone to talk to. If things go well, who knows? Young, 18, someone 18-20. outgoingbabe, 18, #115215 tired of whipping it alone Yes, I’m sexually frustrated & in need of a little fun, intimacy & good sex! Would prefer a woman who’s into friendship & a bit more... VT72, 35, #115162

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I am D/D free, looking for same. Age & looks not too important, just a simple desire to please & be pleased. Your place only. sex_starved, 40, #114629 Looking for pleasurable fun I am bi-curious. Looking to meet up w/ a SM, other women, and find another couple for my friend & I to play with. Would also like to be watched. WildOrchid, 41, l, #114276 conscious, aware, loving beautiful spirit Seeking safe & sane exploration w/ body-mind-spirit healthy men,women & couples. Must feel a heart & mind connection first. Finding truth in tantric teachings: limitless love, ecstasy & bliss. brightstargirl, 38, l, #114105 Lovely Lady seeks F Submissive I’ve been w/ girls before, but want a D/s power exchange face-to-face, letting my hand slide over supple curves. We’d start out online at first, then go from there. Prefer a girl who is height/weight proportionate, into writing, music, dancing, etc.

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Bmore_Bam_Bam, 29, #113811 looking for a Daddy Dom i’m a 24-year-old, fun, kinky little girl who wants to start a D/s relationship with a man who can be a Daddy, a teacher, and someone who can keep my smart-mouth in line. goodlilgirl85, 24, l, #113365 Steamy Summer Fun Looking for a sexy, confident, fit male who can satisfy my cravings for hot, steamy, summer fun. Let’s make it a regular occasion if we hit it off.

What have you got to lose? I need someone to keep up with me in the bedroom. Lets see how rough it can get... btownorbust, 21, l, #113225 No need for Lube!

I’ve been in Vermont for a little over a month now and as much as I love it here, I’m looking for a little more unusual excitement. I need someone to go “explore” the town with. I’m into a fair amount of kink, but am looking to try more. SugarCookie, 24, #111805

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Looking for open friends for long-lasting, rock hard, dripping wet fun times. funinvt, 39, #115524

Up For Almost Anything I’m a 19 y.o. student in search of someone new. I believe sex is a sacred expression of our divine nature & lots of fun! I’m honest & nonjudgmental, and I love to pleasure others. Never tried men, but I’m open to it. I’ve been told I’m handsome & well-endowed -contact me & judge for yourself! Eros93, 19, #115490 Good Man, Bad Boy Low key, discreet, single, patient, good natured - I enjoy life - and I DO know how to touch a woman until I hear that sweet music (whimpers, sighs, moans, groans & screams of ecstasy). SlowHand, 49, #115489 This Guy Hey! So, I’m a pretty cool guy just looking to have some fun. If something develops, then that’s cool, too. One of

I worship Inanna I am looking for a fun girl to play with.

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Sexy, sensual & fun couple Good looking, fit & very sensual couple looking for like-minded F for 3-way. He has done this before, she has not but is eager to explore the possibilities.

Both love the thrill of sensual & erotic sex, and looking to share that w/ F. wldcherryblssm68, 45, #115519 Sexy, sensual couple Seeking like-minded F to share fun, sexual experiences. He has done this before, she has not

Kink of the week: looking for a Daddy Dom i’m a 24-year-old, fun, kinky little girl who wants to start a D/s relationship with a man who can be a Daddy, a teacher, and someone who can keep my smart-mouth in line. goodlilgirl85, 24, l, #113365 FROM HER ONLINE PROFILE: I’m open-minded, somewhat artistic, a bit of a science geek, and I can have fun at a crowded concert or at home watching a movie. my hobbies is pro wrestling, so I like to keep in shape. I’m pretty much an all-around handsome man. So hit me up if you think I’m what you’re looking for. MightyMatt84, 25, l, #115484 Married, safe, mature, playful, clean Married man seeking a woman or couples who would like to enjoy physical stimulation together. I am not going to get between a married couple’s relationship or demand more from a woman than she can give, and would expect the same. Healthy, in shape, and can find free time to enjoy the company of friends when the time is right. cangetlaidand69, 44, l, #115452 Still Waters Run Deep I’m an open minded guy looking for a confident, passionate, sensual, intelligent woman interested in an erotic connection, power exchange, role play and more. There needs to be a mutual attraction, after that the sky’s the limit! If you would like to explore your submissive side in a safe, sane, consensual way, contact me. D/D free tested and expected.

StillWaters, 49, l, #115445 Secret Horndog No commitments, no long, drawn-out, getting-to-know-each-other dates, just immediate hot sex w/ one or more ladies is what I’m looking for. If it’s memorable, we can make it a regular thing. Also, if you’re game we can take pictures to remember the evening. vertigolover, 26, l, #115426

but is excited to explore the possibilities. We are fit, professional & very discreet. Come explore w/ us... chrryblssm64, 45, #115510 sexy, young & chill Hi! I’m 24 and in a loving relationship w/ an awesome guy who is hot & sexy & all I could ever want in a man. But I love beautiful women, too! I am looking for a fun & sexy girl w/ a relaxed attitude for in & out of the bedroom fun w/ both of us. polyplay, 24, l, #115460 Two To Titillate & Tease We are an attractive couple; him - older, she - younger. Looking for light fun w/ like-minded individuals or couples. Variety is the spice. dynamicduo, 39, l, #115379 Silly, Kinky, Creative We can be kinky, looking for playful encounters, and looking for friends who share similar interests, tastes & positive views about sexuality.

Couples & singles, ladies preferred to gentlemen. Two4one, 22, #115363 Wild Rides & Good Times We’re a comfortable couple looking for a M or F third, or another couple to explore new possiblities & just have a relaxed good time. We’re both new at this but very open minded. Can’t wait to hear from you! WildRidz, 19, #115323

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You: Man. Me: Woman. u #906494 ‘90s night You: light blue button down, adorable, kind of shy. Me: young cougar in the black tank & jeans, eyeing you from the dance floor. Maybe you were watching me, too? I would’ve rocked your world. When: Friday, October 9, 2009. Where: Metronome. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906493 Montpelier Redbox End of August, beautiful night. You: nice smile, great shirt, child, not Witch Mountain. Me: screaming child; felt like I knew you, but maybe that was in another life. When: Sunday, August 23, 2009. Where: Montpelier redbox.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #906492 Cutest Thing I’ve Ever Seen I’m so glad our paths have crossed.

Beautiful smile, big blue eyes, tiny widdle thang. You are the sweetest girl I’ve ever encountered. I can never pay you back for everything that you’ve done for me. Hope the future is bright between us. Much love, baby. When: Wednesday, September 30, 2009. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906490

hair cuts plus beauty I came in on Thursday 10/1 around 4:45. Walked through the door & saw a woman of beauty. That long sweater & tall boots drove me crazy. We talked about Facebook. I couldn’t stop staring at you in the mirror. Single? I hope.

Would love to get to know you. Coffee or drinks? When: Wednesday, September 30, 2009. Where: Hair Cuts Plus.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906481 you are mighty cute!

You winked at me at the supermarket checkout, then took your lunch & hurried back to work at the dental office. Don’t you think we ought to meet? When: Tuesday, October 6, 2009. Where: Shelburne. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906479 Corina, Corina?

Where have you been so long?! Looking for my friend & former (great!) tenant from the little house in Essex, 2004-05.

You used to drive & pick me up from the airport. I have your old number, but it has gone to phone heaven. Love to talk & see how you are doing. S. When: Thursday, July 1, 2004. Where: Essex.

You: Woman. Me: Man. u #906478 leggy blonde at phineas swan Hello, stunning leggy blonde. Every day I look across the office floor. There you were, your hair down to your legs and your legs down to the floor. Leggy blonde goodbye, goodbye. Now that you are gone I’ll never see you here for tech repair. Wish you knew how much I loved your legs & your hair. Call me,

Sexy mysterious guy Parima Friday night, 10/2. You: a sexy, mysterious man who was very friendly.

I was sitting at the bar at Parima w/ a couple girlfriends; you were nudging me w/ your sexy assets. I grabbed your butt, but never grabbed your number.

Would love to run into you again. When: Friday, October 2, 2009. Where: Parima.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #906471 Vergennes Video I see you almost every time I go into the store, but it is always so busy & I can’t seem to get up the nerve to ask you out. I have black glasses, brown hair & a nose ring. I know you know my name, but I don’t know yours.

Interested? When: Friday, October 2, 2009. Where: Vergennes Video.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906470 Beauty at the Baby Gap I feel like you’re one of those girls who’s always around (OP, Nectar’s, The Needs), but I can’t place your name. Anyway, I saw you last at Duff Hour; you were wearing a winter hat. Meet me at Mi Yard ... onelove. When: Wednesday, September 30, 2009. Where: Duff Hour. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906469 Ri-Ra’s on Wednesday night...

You are the attractive, vivacious blonde with the IT conventioneers that captured my attention. You were wearing a long white overcoat, drinking Guinness, are left-handed, and have a mole by your right eye.

I was at the corner of the bar and we chatted briefly. If you happen to read this, perhaps you would be interesting in talking again sometime?

When: Wednesday, September 30,

Dear Mistress Maeve,

I’m having an issue with my roommate, and I hope you can tell me how to handle it with her. A couple weeks ago, I discovered what I thought was an innocent rubber ducky in our shower. When I picked it up, I noticed a battery panel on the bottom and the words “I Rub My Duckie.” I might be a little more conservative than her when it comes to sex, but did she really think I wouldn’t know it was a vibrator?!

Some days she leaves it in the shower; other days it disappears. I think it’s incredibly disrespectful to leave one’s sex toys lying around in shared living space. How would you suggest I take care of this situation? I don’t know if I’m more upset that she would leave her toy in the shower, or that she thinks I’m stupid enough not to know what it is.

Thanks,

Dear Ducky,

Just Ducky

The “I Rub My Duckie” vibrator is one of the most popular waterproof toys on the market, though I don’t understand why. With its awkward ducky shape and creepy smiling eyes, I didn’t think it was all it was quacked up to be. Plus, it reminds me of Ernie from “Sesame Street” singing, “Rubber ducky, you’re the one...” But I digress.

I agree — leaving sex toys in shared living space is unacceptable. The best approach is to be direct and calm. Let her know you like being her roommate, but request that she keep her more intimate items in her own room.

If you’re worried she thinks you’re a moron when it comes to sex toys, try educating her on vibrator care. Tell her she should take the batteries out of her vibrator between uses unless she wants them to corrode — leaving her precious ducky dead in the water.

Like water off a duck’s back, MM

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Cute Boy Higher Ground 10/6 To the ethnic (black?) man in the blue flannel dancing during the Ninjasonik opener: You were grooving & I thought your enthusiasm was sexy. There were

Second Time Around for Me Beautiful, curly-haired blonde. You took my breath away. You were talking to your guy from behind the register while he was trying stuff on. You need to lose your lame guy & spend a night w/ me on the town. Hope I see your beautiful eyes again. Hope to see you again. Mon coeur vous avez capturé. When: Tuesday, October 6, 2009. Where: Burlington.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906482

Friday, 10/2, Red Square You: really attractive girl, just-above shoulder length brown hair, great smile, about 5’5, green top & jeans.

Me: 5’11, brown hair, white striped button-up, slender guy. I’ve seen you out before & have always wanted to ask you your name. There’s something about you that just sweeps me away! I would love to talk sometime!

Maybe grab dinner? When: Friday, October 2, 2009. Where: Red Square.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906472

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shelburne carhartt girl MT sweater I’ve seen you around the area for years; a lot at the supermarket. Just wanted you to know how refreshing you are: never without a smile on your face; pleasant with everyone you cross paths with; always leaving them in a better state.

How lifting. How beautiful. How lucky somebody must be. When: Tuesday, October 6, 2009. Where: Shelburne.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906487

away we go The date is getting closer, the goose is getting fat. Put THAT in your milk, you bimbo. Love, brule. When: Friday, October 10, 2008. Where: Ames.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #906484

Re: Hey Heather, I’m sorry I didn’t get your phone message. Can you check your I Spy email messages? I sent you one yesterday. When: Saturday, October 3, 2009. Where: I Spy email.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906473

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Your name is Brian and you work at Barnes & Noble. I was the eco-friendly brunette who didn’t want a bag. It’s 2 hours later and I’m still thinking about how you’re funny & cute. Maybe we could grab a drink sometime?

When: Thursday, October 8, 2009.

Where: Barnes & Noble checkout.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #906488

Friday Night Bear Pond Browser A few Friday nights’ ago you wandered into Bear Pond asking about Ella Fitzgerald & Billie Holiday. I, the blonde bookseller, asked if you’d come in just to inquire about jazz songstresses. You said you had, and then after getting the other clerk to play Holiday over the Internet, wanted to know what books I carried on alpha males. When: Friday, August 14, 2009. Where: Bear Pond Books in Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #906485

Saturday Burton Bash We walked a short distance in the parking lot as you arrived early & again as you ducked out early. We chatted like friends. I thought of you the rest of the evening. When: Saturday, October 3, 2009. Where: Burton Snowboard yearly gathering.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906475

OGE consignment You walked in carrying a box and browsed in the consignment corner, wearing a striped sweater and green earrings and braids. I’d love to buy you a coffee sometime. When: Friday, October 2, 2009. Where: OGE. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906467

you needed a “chair” Guster concert at CVE a long time ago... you were tired so I let you sit down on my back while I was on the floor...I still think about how adorable you were with your red hair...and how we have the exact same taste in music. I don’t even remember the date.. When: Monday, May 1, 2006. Where: CVE in Essex Jct. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906465

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Thanks for the FREE Snowboard Thank you so much for the FREE snowboard! You posted it for “sale”, but when I went to pick it up, gave it to me FREE! What a nice surprise! THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH! When: Wednesday, October 7, 2009. Where: St. Albans.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906489

a few girls around you, so I was too nervous to approach. I was wearing a white tank top & had a little smirk on my face when we caught eyes.

Interested? When: Tuesday, October 6, 2009. Where: in the crowd. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906486

Smiles around Montpelier To Montpelier’s super cute curly-haired brunette gal: We shared smiles on 10/3 at the Berlin Walmart. Later you walked into the Main Street Shaw’s, smiled again, and mentioned us crossing paths earlier at another stop. Should have asked you out right then but didn’t. Seems like there’s something there - want to have some coffee at Capitol Grounds & find out?

When: Saturday, October 3, 2009.

Where: Walmart & Shaw’s, Montpelier.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906476

2009. Where: Ri-Ra’s in Burlington.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906468

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Crossword Puzzle (p.C-5 in Classifieds)

Using the enclosed math operations as a guide, fill the grid using the numbers 1 - 6 only once in each row and column.

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Complete the following puzzle by using the numbers 1-9 only once in each row, column and 3 x 3 box.

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9 4 7 5

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3 8 2 9 4-

5 2 9 5 4 5

24x Difficulty - Medium

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5 1 6

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DIFFICULTY THIS WEEK: HH

DIFFICULTY THIS WEEK: HHH

Fill the grid using the numbers 1-6, only once in each row and column. The numbers in each heavily outlined “cage” must combine to produce the target number in the top corner, using the mathematical operation indicated. A one-box cage should be filled in with the target number in the top corner. A number can be repeated within a cage as long as it is not the same row or column.

Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row acrosss, each column down and each 9-box square contains all of the numbers one to nine. The same numbers cannot be repeated in a row or column.

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