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THE HOULE STORY

Are there any Vermonters left in Vermont? In response to Ken Picard’s article about embattled select board member and town S.O.B. Mary Houle [“Is Mary Houle Rescuing Richmond or Tearing It Apart?” October 28], I’d like to pose that question: Are there?

Since when is one person — a hardworking person, a native of the town and moreover a two-term elected official of the town — not able to raise an objection or cry foul when she sees cause to?

As Vermonters we’ve never held our tongues. We call a spade a spade, and cry bullshit when we smell it.

The Mary Houle I know is the kind of person I am proud to know; she is extremely knowledgeable and Mary knows people. Since when has smalltown Vermont not thrived on outspoken individuals who are not afraid to wade through the bullshit, ask a tough question and look you in the eye for an answer?

Why be “afraid” of or “intimidated” by a person who pointed out improprieties and acted upon them as elected to do? As far as “having a bit of a temper,” I believe it is called passion.

Ken, be ashamed for writing such a slanted piece of propaganda. You go get ’em, Mary.

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Palmer was born and raised in Richmond.

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Last week, we stated in a “Local Matters” article that Winooski school board member Doug Isham had been arrested for attempted assault in 1999. He was not arrested, though he was cited for simple assault, and arraigned in court on the charge.

The charge was later dismissed. We apologize for the confusion.

In last week’s cover story, “Minority Rule,” we spelled Jeanine Bunzigiye’s name incorrectly.

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[Forza instructor] Stephanie [Shohet] is a friend of mine, and she told me that Seven Days was writing an article on her business [“Sword Play,” November 4]. So I was excited to see it … at Hannaford’s and picked up a copy. The article is great regarding Stephanie and her new business. However, I am deeply disappointed about the sentence that reads, “But the fact that Forza is about swords somehow overrode my disdain for the likes of Jazzercise, Zumba, Tai-Bo and whatever the workout du jour is now.”

First of all, why would you ever write an article about a newly founded business and knock another business that has been well established for 40 years? I’m talking about Jazzercise. I have taken Jazzercise

classes for over 10 years and became a certified instructor last July and now own my own Jazzercise franchise.

Jazzercise is an international franchise that just celebrated its 40th anniversary this year. It has over 7500 instructors, teaching over 32,000 classes a week in 32 countries.

Do you know what disdain means? It means: contempt, despise, unworthy of notice! Next time you write an article, you may want to choose your words more wisely. The article would have been great without that one demeaning sentence. I’m sure every Jazzercise/ Zumba owner, instructor and student will all agree with me when I say: This was uncalled for.

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I wanted to throw my two cents in about this plastic bag business [“Seven Days Bags a Story the Free Press Wouldn’t Touch,” October 28].

FACT: Plastic bags are bad for the environment.

FACT: Many people still use them.

FACT: Most people know that they’re bad for the environment.

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First was the news in last week’s “Fair Game” that Salmon has not always balanced his own books — specifically, he racked up more than $30,000 in debt while living in Los Angeles and was taken to court and ordered to repay it.

Also noted last week, Salmon had paid off his debts as of early 2007, when he was sworn into his $95,000-a-year job as auditor. He claims his financial troubles have afforded him a unique perspective on the challenges facing a cashstrapped state.

Then, on Friday night he took three staffers and their spouses out to celebrate two promotions and a pay boost.

This from the guy who earlier this year rejected voluntary, 5-percent pay cuts for top executive as a “gimmick” and told a roomful of unemployed workers to think about finding new lines of work. The very same fellow recommended unemployment checks be slashed from a max of $425 to $300.

After work on Friday, Salmon washed back the ironies with some red wine — enough so that when he got pulled over by the cops, he ended up registering blood alcohol content of .086 and was charged with driving under the influence. State BAC limit is .08 for DUI; .10 for DWI. Salmon was handcuffed, taken into custody for suspicion of driving under the influence and issued a citation to appear in Vermont District Court in Barre on December 3. He will likely lose his license for 90 days and have to undergo alcohol counseling.

Through all of this, the auditor is going for maximum transparency. He genuflected before fellow Republicans on Saturday and in media interviews, including two live radio appearances on Monday.

Salmon’s strategy is simple: Get out in front of the issue. In fact, Salmon almost beat the state police in announcing his DUI to the media.

The Vermont State Police issued its press release on the arrest at 12:53 a.m.

Thirteen minutes later, at 1:06 a.m., I received an email from Salmon himself.

I didn’t read it until about 7 a.m. when I woke up and checked my computer. I opened it, expecting to be excoriated for last week’s column.

Nope, the first line read: “Just got home from the State Police in Middlesex.

Long night. Rough week.”

He then recapped the evening in 10 short sentences. The last one was: “A mud hut and the Peace Corps looking pretty good right now.”

Shockingly, he suggested I call him.

objectors, which angered vets and set off a firestorm of criticism against Kiss.

Councilor ClarenCe DaviS (P-Ward 3), himself a vet, apologized to former servicemen and rebuked Hausrath for choosing the wrong venue to speak his mind. Hausrath is a veteran and conscientious objector.

Kiss, who was out of town at the time, asked Hausrath to address the crowd on his behalf. He never asked to read an advance copy of Hausrath’s speech.

The mayor attempted to apologize Monday night, but it didn’t go over so well with the more than twodozen vets in the room.

“To the extent that people were shocked by his comments, I am sorry for that,” said Mayor Kiss at the meeting. Then Kiss defended Hausrath’s right to free speech and said the real discussion should be about troop de-escalation in the Middle East. Kiss is also a conscientious objector — or “CO,” as it’s known in military parlance.

What ever happened to a simple “I’m sorry”?

The council apologized to the vets, and thanked them for their service. The resolution also called on Kiss to “vet” the speeches of his stand-ins at future Vet Day ceremonies. The motion passed 11-3, with all three Progs voting against it.

As former soldiers filed out of the room, Kiss stood by the entrance to City Hall Auditorium, shaking hands with as many vets as would accept his. Not many did.

Interestingly, Hausrath apparently wasn’t the only one who sought to make a political statement at the Veterans Day event. Multiple eyewitnesses told “Fair Game” a woman at the celebration held up a sign that read: “Kiss — the Draft Dodger.”

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At around 9:30 a.m., I posted the first story about Salmon’s arrest on our staff blog, “Blurt.” Frankly, I felt a little sorry for the guy. But rest assured, he’s not hightailing it to Africa. Salmon is staying put — even incorporating his past financial troubles, and his new DUI, into a fresh stump speech.

“I don’t use it in an over-the-top manner, I just say that I can look at Vermonters square in the face and say I’ve been laid off, I’ve been broke, I’ve been down,” said Salmon, “and I’ve taken on my challenges head on and faced them.”

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Shumlin, 53, says the combination of his small business background and legislative leadership would serve him well in the role of governor.

“Over the past eight years, our state has overpromised and underperformed,” said Shumlin. “Promises of job growth have not materialized. Our expenses far exceed our revenues, and our long-term financial obligations outpace Vermont’s ability to pay.”

Damn those overpromising legislators! Wait, isn’t Shumlin one of the Statehouse leaders? So, what, pray tell, have he and his colleagues overpromised?

“The promises made by government, while often genuine and thoughtful, have not been adequately paid for,” said Shumlin. “We must stop doing that. We need to figure out how to do more with less.”

Speaking of more with less: Shumlin has hired Kate o’connor to be his campaign manager. She’s his sole staffer at this point.

A longtime Dem, O’Connor switched teams to work as a campaign strategist for Republican rich tarrant in his losing 2006 senate bid against then Rep. Bernie Sanders (I-VT).

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The refi deal, announced Friday by Kiss and Chief Administrative Officer Jonathan LeopoLd, would repay BT’s outstanding $33.5 million lease deal with CitiCapital as well as the roughly $17 million owed to the city’s cash pool. Additionally, the city would be required to set aside another $8 million in reserve funds, and it left open the option to finance another $10 million down the road.

Council Democrats, using parliamentary procedures, split the resolution into two parts and then, blocking debate, approved the repayment clause while then rejecting the refinancing proposal. They will revisit the refi on December 7.

Councilors Joan Shannon (D-Ward 5) and ed adrian (D-Ward 1) argued that the council needed more information, such as BT’s projected financials and its business plan, before signing off.

Councilor Sharon BuShor (I-Ward 1) said the council action could force BT into insolvency. That it can’t borrow money from the cash pool until a refinancing deal is approved leaves BT pretty much hamstrung.

“I hear people saying they are here to protect taxpayers, but you could easily end up leaving people with a huge debt and no Burlington Telecom,” said Bushor.

She also complained bitterly about how Democrats blocked debate during the meeting. “I don’t like being boxed in by this council,” said Bushor.

Leopold, too, said he was “appalled” by the action, calling it a partisan ploy designed to embarrass the administration. “Do you really want to destroy a $50 million investment and the credit rating of the city?” asked Leopold.

“Because that’s what this could do.”

In response, Councilor nancy KapLan (D-Ward 4) said she was tired of being “scolded time and time again. I don’t think we deserve it. We’re racking our brains for a solution to a problem that we did not create.”

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ona and Leo Boutin used to raise beef cattle on their picturesque Williston farm. The cows would graze in the grassy field that sweeps up to the forest line, and drink from the babbling brook that cuts through the couple’s land.

That was before the Boutins worried about lead contaminating their groundwater.

Water experts have since collected samples from the creek, and the couple has stopped drinking the well water.

The Boutins live next door to the North Country Sportsman’s Club shooting range off Old Creamery Road. For 47 years, club members have been blasting clay pigeons out of the sky, raining pulverized skeet and lead shot into the soil.

The gun club’s owners assured the Boutins their property had been tested, and was safe.

But the couple was not convinced. So they hired a private company from Waterbury to test water samples from the stream. In June, Environmental Compliance Services took samples from three locations in the stream flowing behind their home. The “midstream” and “downstream” samples came in below the National Academy of Sciences’ “threshold value” for lead accumulating in the body.

But the “upstream” sample — from closest to the gun club — showed 0.09 milligrams of lead per liter, almost twice the safe limit for livestock and just shy of what health experts deem the “upper limit for toxic substances in water.”

The tests couldn’t confirm the shooting range as the source of the contamination, but the Boutins and their neighbors are convinced it is the culprit.

“We have no proof it’s coming from the gun club, but there’s nothing else out there,” says Leo Boutin, a third-generation steward of the family farm now owned by his mother.

“Nobody should be allowed to dump toxic waste like this.”

The owner of the shooting range, Tom Blair, isn’t ready to accept the blame. He notes that only one sample of the three taken showed elevated levels of lead, and says the contamination could be occurring naturally.

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“There are trace elements of lead everywhere,” says Blair. “It’s a common metal throughout the environment. Until there is further testing done, and until people know what they’re looking at and analyze it, I don’t think we really know what it means.”

Neighbors of the shooting range agree more testing should be done, and they want the gun club to pay for it.

Homeowners have formed a coalition called Lead Free Williston and sent their independent water test results to the state Agency of Natural Resources (ANR). They’re asking the state to investigate North Country and, in the event it is polluting, make the club pay for extensive testing of well water at homes around the range.

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Sabina Haskell, deputy secretary of Vermont’s ANR, says her office has received the Boutins’ complaint and has asked the Boutins for more information about where and how the water samples were taken before investigating further.

“We get studies all the time and you need to put them into perspective,” Haskell says.

Lead poisoning attacks the nervous system and causes cognitive impairment. Symptoms include learning difficulties, abdominal pain, weight loss and vomiting.

One of the club’s concerned neighbors, Dr. Rob Nesbit, has seen the harmful effects

of lead poisoning first-hand. Nesbit treated patients in Tennessee who were sickened because they ran moonshine liquor through lead-lined car radiators to cool it down.

“You’d lift up their lip and along the gum line there’d be something called a lead line,” says Nesbit, now a surgeon at Fletcher Allen Health Center.

Four years ago, Nesbit moved into a brick Williston farmhouse with his wife, Julia.

They now have two young children — ages 3 years and 11 months. At first, he didn’t think much of the gun club. He was raised in the South and grew up shooting guns — he even shot skeet during recess in ninth grade.

But, like the Boutins, Nesbit grew more concerned about lead contamination over time and eventually joined the group of neighbors fighting to force the club to clean up its property. Nesbit says he supports the right to bear arms, but not when it harms the environment.

“Lead leeching into the ground is not a Second Amendment right,” he says. “They basically created a big toxic waste dump there.”

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency has established a set of “best practices” for shooting ranges, and Lead Free Williston wants the club to follow them.

Among the EPA’s recommendations: reclaiming and recycling lead shot, which sells for around 50 cents a pound on the open market; switching to nontoxic metals such as stainless steel or copper for shotgun shells; building berms to contain lead shot; and covering the soil with lime to reduce acidity and prevent lead shot from breaking down.

“We want the gun club to step forward, be responsible for using lead, a known toxin, and put in place best management practices set by [the] EPA,” says Jessica Edgerly of Toxics Action Center, an antipollution group assisting the Williston homeowners. “This is a shot across the bow.”

Tom Blair says his shooting range has already implemented some of the EPA’s recommendations. He calls others too expensive or impractical.

Reclaiming the lead hasn’t been “feasible,” Blair says, because the club’s terrain is rocky

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out. How much would fines be? Would smokers get designated areas to puff, maybe just off the Marketplace? Does the Burlington Police Department have enough officers to enforce such a ban?

Burlington’s police chief, Michael Schirling, says he has the personnel, but it would not be a top priority for the department, and says cops would rather “educate” violators than fine them.

Democrats on the city council pushed a similar ban two years ago, but the proposal went down in flames on a party-line vote. Councilor Ed Adrian (D-Ward 1), who sponsored that smoking ban, says he expects council Democrats would be supportive of the ban again this time around.

Two years ago, Church Street business owners were evenly split on the smoking ban, according to Ron Redmond, director of the Church Street Marketplace. Redmond hasn’t surveyed shop owners since then, but guesses they would be similarly divided now.

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azing down Church Street, Brian Sisco takes a drag off a Marlboro and ponders a city proposal that would snuff out his regular smoke breaks.

“How far can the government go?” asks Sisco, a 25-year-old Burlington resident who works at his father’s store, Designers’ Circle Jewelers. “I realize children and families come here, but I’m not blowing smoke in babies’ faces.”

Sisco is reacting to news that the Burlington City Council is considering banning smoking in public parks, beaches and on the Church Street Marketplace. City Councilor Karen Paul (I-Ward 6) is backing the ordinance and hopes it will pass by spring.

If approved, Burlington would join a growing list of U.S. cities that have expanded smoking prohibitions beyond the confines of bars and restaurants — where it was banned to protect workers indoors from harmful secondhand smoke — and into outdoor gathering places.

“When you are in a public gathering place with children who may have a health condition, that is more the public domain,” says Paul, an ex-smoker who went cold turkey when she became pregnant 16 years ago.

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and uneven. The machines used to sweep and collect the shot wouldn’t really work there.

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Berms don’t “accomplish any purpose,” Blair says, and the club has already spread four tons of lime on the property to neutralize the soil’s pH level and prevent corrosion of the lead.

Blair acknowledges the shooting range pumps some 7500 pounds of lead a year onto club property, but says concerns over the lead the Boutins found in their stream is “premature.”

“We have a single sample,” he says. “The likelihood that anyone else could possibly be affected is virtually nil because most of the neighbors are a long way away from the club or actually at higher elevations.”

Blair says the club drew water samples last year from its well and a spring-fed pool, and sent them to a Florida lab for testing. Shared publicly for the first time through Seven Days, the results indicate lead levels in both samples were below the detection limit of 1 part per

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course — twice. When Douglas went to a gun show, though, he was stunned. “It was really an eye-opener; there were weapons from all over the world,” he recalls. “I hadn’t been around guns for 15 years.”

Not that he was a stranger to them. When he was growing up in Illinois, Douglas says, “Everyone had a gun”; his father was an avid hunter. Douglas was drafted into the U.S. Army in 1961 and served a two-year stint in advanced infantry, but he never saw combat. In fact, he spent some of his enlisted time in a hospital as a result of a truck wreck. When he was stationed back in Boston, “We were on standby to go into the streets to quell riots in the South End,” Douglas recalls, but the unrest gave him no occasion to wield an automatic.

Post-army, Douglas ended up moving to Vermont, first to an old farm-cum-commune in Putney, later to Charlotte, and recently to Burlington.

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Initially, he wore clothes. “I really don’t know how the nudity happened,” he says, noting that “the outfits didn’t work.” Though it wasn’t part of the plan, Douglas acknowledges that the juxtaposition of nakedness and powerful guns in the photographs serves as a metaphor for human vulnerability. A viewer can’t help thinking, too, that the emperor has no clothes even if he is armed.

Yet Douglas also cuts a striking figure fully clad in a suit, ammo slung over his shoulder and an M16 in each hand. Glaring straight at the camera, his lined forehead knit in concentration, he seems as alert as an animal sensing danger.

The look is confrontational, and the professional attire is oddly disconcerting. Business as usual?

It’s clear that Douglas holds a jaundiced view of the culture of guns and violence, and it’s not a leap to deduce his stance on American militarization. But to his credit, even the images that are a little over the top offer more black

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bout a year ago, SCOTT BECK got an email that cost him $75,000. It wasn’t from a Nigerian claiming to be the administrator of a millionaire’s estate, but from a company in New York called On Demand Books. In the email was a picture of something that looked like an office copy machine, but could take a digital file and turn it into a libraryquality paperback book in a matter of minutes.

Beck, 41, the co-owner of the BOXCAR & CABOOSE BOOKSHOP CAFÉ in St. Johnsbury, leaned back in his chair to contemplate what such a machine might mean for his business. “I thought about it,” he recalls, “and said, ‘Wow.’” Reading further, he learned that the Espresso Book Machine had access to 1.6 million titles via the company’s encrypted network, Espressnet, and that it had made Time magazine’s “Best Inventions of 2007” list.

“With this thing,” Beck remembers saying to his wife Joelle, “there will be no bookstore in the world that has more books than we do. And

we’ll have them instantaneously.”

A few weeks later, the couple placed an order for the veritable nouveau printing press, which is scheduled to arrive at their store in early December. Since early September, Scott has been giving weekly seminars to community members about the opportunities the machine will create for self-publishing and how it will change the way we buy books. “Authors around here are just drooling,” he says.

Readers should be, too. On Demand Books announced in September that it had made a deal with Google granting any outlet with an Espresso Book Machine access to the two million volumes on Google Books. Espressnet can also print from the digital library of Lightning Source, a book distributor that stocks and prints millions of current and back-listed volumes for publishing companies. That brings Espressnet’s total stock up to five million books. Beck likens the machine to a one-million-square-foot warehouse in the footprint of a high-speed copier.

Only seven Espressos can currently be found in bookstores in the United States, plus a handful in university libraries. In January 2008, the NORTHSHIRE BOOKSTORE in Manchester became the first independent bookstore in the U.S. to have one. At around the same time, Northshire created a subsidiary publishing company, SHIRES PRESS, which offers editing, design and publishing services to authors from all over the country. The Becks have created their own version, RAILROAD STREET PRESS. “We’ve had great luck with self-published authors,” explains DEBBI WRAGA, the print-ondemand coordinator at the Northshire. She attributes that to the personal service Shires Press can provide, in contrast to self-publishing websites such as Lulu, CreateSpace and BookSurge, which force authors to birth their works through a computer interface instead of a real human being. And, unlike many online services, Shires has no minimum order requirement. With the Espresso Book Machine, an author can print

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PhotoShop, into the same scene.

For example, in “Harvest Security,” the setting is a desiccated cornfield filled with postharvest stubble and a couple of dozen figures — all Douglas, all naked — standing, lying face down as if dead or wounded, bending over to help a fallen “comrade,” and walking single file along the rise of the hill. Behind this de facto battlefield, gray clouds roil in dramatic contrast to the sunlit foreground.

In “No Killing Security,” a quartet of Douglases in the woods face away from the camera and toward a notice posted on a central tree. The sign reads, in bold capital letters: “No killing or any other violence against any living being or bird or animal or Palestinian or Harvard graduate or black person on these premises or in fact anywhere even near this very area…” And so on.

To create what may be the most disturbing of several composite, rendered-from-video images in the exhibit, Douglas has played dead in several positions, then jumbled the bodies so they dissolve into one another. The result appears to be a pile of carnage, minus the blood — sort of a photographic “Guernica.” The image is creepy, but the visual tricks are cunning.

What’s behind all this? For starters, George W. Bush. Douglas says he told himself he was going to buy an M16 — the chosen rifle of the U.S. military — if “W” was elected. He was, of

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t’s hard to escape the bare butts in JOHN DOUGLAS’ current exhibit at Burlington College. Like the steelworkers in The Full Monty, produced by LYRIC THEATRE last weekend, he lets it all hang out in some of his images.

But the photographer/filmmaker/animator disrobes more boldly than do the hapless unemployed chaps in the musical, and he has an entirely different reason for doing so. In a series of sardonic self-portraits collectively titled “Homeland Security,” what’s even more prominent than Douglas’ naked backside are the guns.

John Douglas M16s, in fact.

And there are a lot of them, because there are a lot of him. In most of these images, Douglas, 70, whose gray ponytail hangs loosely down his back, appears in multiples — any number of shots composited, courtesy of

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humor than preaching — particularly one that depicts a posse of John Douglases guarding, or perhaps taking, the Vermont Statehouse.

With subject matter this sensational, a viewer may not notice Douglas’ mastery of composition. It’s no surprise, though, given his background in teaching design and making live-action and animated films over 20 years.

He was involved in the ’60s/’70s film collective Newsreel and cut his cinematic teeth on documentaries with telling titles: Summer ’68, about the prelude to the historic Democratic convention in Chicago; A People’s War, shot in Vietnam; Strike City, about black workers revolting against the plantation system; among others. Also to his credit is an hour-long film about the revolution in Grenada. “Fidel [Castro] saw that one,” Douglas notes. “A lot of people I worked with down there were killed in the U.S. invasion in 1983.”

In more recent years, he has focused on computer animation — an image from an awardwinning short called “The Heart of It” appears in the current exhibit. “I was beta testing a lot of this technology for AT&T,” says Douglas. He has put some of his own still images on a timeline to animate them — including some from the “Homeland Security” series.

Those photos speak to Douglas’ politically charged legacy. But other images in his show at Burlington College are more observant of nature sans humans. In one such print, the complicated branches of a snow-covered tree fill the frame, a nearly abstract pattern of black on white. In another, full-color print, a willow tree with spring-green foliage whips in the wind, standing out against a just-before-the-storm blue-gray sky. Sky is the sole subject matter of another large-scale picture, which captures a

mystical-looking light so serene it might be a glimpse of the afterlife.

Digital manipulation meets traditional photography in a recent series of works Douglas calls simply “Cairns.” In them, stones roughly the size of an adult’s head seem suspended in space, some stacked into a sort of totem, some appearing to float off on their own. These surreal works recall Magritte’s in their playful defiance of gravity and logic. The background is a computer-enhanced lake. Douglas creates these visions with modeling software called Vue in his spacious basement workshop. The exquisite, out-sized prints, he says, are produced in Essex at Subatomic Digital.

One photograph in the gallery at Burlington College may linger the longest in viewers’ minds, partly because it depicts real death — that of a bobcat, found on Douglas’ property in Charlotte — and partly because it is a thing of stark beauty. Though only one exacting shot is included in the show, Douglas explains that after finding the animal, he took time-lapse pictures of it all day as the light changed.

Chances are, the cat will end up animated.

And maybe Douglas will find a way to let the images tell the story of how it hung around his house for days, as if wanting to befriend him.

That was just before it died — “of old age,” Douglas surmises — and just before he packed up and moved to Burlington.

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but Schwartz was convinced the publishing industry couldn’t be trusted to weed out the truly good ideas from the bad. “I had to ask myself,” she remembers, “Why am I letting my writing career be dictated by a broken system?” Then she heard about the Northshire’s book machine.

In July, Schwartz published her memoir, The Therapist’s New Clothes.

While the Espresso gives booksellers publishing power, Espressnet could help them compete with online sellers in the new paperback market.

Northshire doesn’t yet have the Espressnet software, but when it gets an update this spring, Wraga predicts, about a quarter of the Espresso business will come from customers who want to buy titles that aren’t on the shelves.

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All of that appealed to bruce Sargent, 66, a retired teacher from Montpelier who wrote a book about how to build a yurt for less than $1000. At first, he considered using a printer in China, but then a friend urged him to go local.

He Googled “print books Vermont” and found the Northshire. “I just smiled inside,” he says, “because I know the owners of the bookstore, and their integrity is incredible.” Sargent’s book came out a few weeks ago and is available on his website, at Amazon.com and at Northshire.

He’s sold about 15 copies so far (at $19.95 for the paperback; $12.95 for the electronic version), which he believes is a good start. “It’s really fun selling books in your sleep,” he notes.

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We hooked a right onto Spear Street bound for the Shelburne/Charlotte town line, the full moon tracking us like a prison spotlight. The trees were shivering with desiccated, brown leaves.

One more blustery day, I thought, and they’ll all be gone. Did I mention I hate this time of year?

“Hey, bud.” My seatmate from Staten Island suddenly engaged me, the Clevelander having, at least momentarily, talked herself out. “What do you Vermont people think about Obama?”

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“Well, I would say that the majority of Vermonters are supportive of the president and his policies. Speaking for myself, I couldn’t imagine a better person to hold the job in these volatile times. He’s sure got the right demeanor, if nothing else.”

“What about him taking over the health care?” he asked, delving into specifics. “How does that make sense?”

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I couldn’t say if the guy was actually following my argument, because I was focused on the road. This past spring, I obliterated a cat that ran madly onto Battery Street from between two parked cars in front of the Hilton. I refuse to go through that again this year, and peeled eyes, I’ve determined, are the key.

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“What are you — some kinda socialist?”

His words resonated as invective.

No matter — I took the question at face value.

“Socialist? I don’t know. I sure wouldn’t want the government running everything, so I guess I’m no communist. But throughout all of Europe, at least every citizen has ready access to health care when they get sick. So, if that’s socialism, I say bring it on.”

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“Whoa — turn right here, into the driveway,” interjected Cleveland’s husband.

“Yuh, it’s all about the Indians, baby,” said his wife.

My friend in the back was at it again — one last exhortation, for old time’s sake, before her party exited the cab.

I had to admit, her beaming smile and untempered zeal were beginning to get to me. For a split second, I actually found myself questioning my allegiance to the Red Sox. “We are the greatest fans in the world!” she kept at it. “Cleveland rocks!”

“You know something?” I spoke forthrightly into the windshield, my tone that of a civics teacher summing up the lesson for the day. “I got it. If there’s one thing I will take away from this taxi fare, it is the supremacy of the Cleveland Indians and their devoted fans.”

My seatmate let out a raucous laugh. “You know what?” he said, nodding his head. “You ain’t so bad for a Democrat.”

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Small-town general stores long have been community staples, but a new Shelburne arrival adds a fresh twist to the local-hub concept.

Home Ecology, a “green general store,” strives to serve both the community and the environment.

Touting eco-friendly merchandise ranging from kitchenware to local foods to home supplies, owners Holly Taylor and Anne Taylor (no relation) opened the shop in the village just three months ago, less than a year after Holly started the biz online. Most products — many locally made and organic — serve the food cycle, from gardening to composting.

“It’s important for people in this area to be connected to the land and natural resources,” explains Holly. “People are concerned about the environment and their health. A green general store really addresses their needs.” And with metal shelving units filled with biodegradable plates, bamboo utensils, gardening gloves and notebooks made of recycled paper, she suggests, “Anyone walking in here can find a place to start, wherever they are in the process of trying to live sustainably.”

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he offices of Re/Max North Professionals in Colchester are bright, spacious and modern.

Visitors are greeted in the reception area with a warm, glowing fireplace, a trickling copper fountain, and sketches of Christo and Jeanne-Claude’s “Wrapped Reichstag.”

Venture further, into the second-floor warren of cubicles, coffee stations and glass-enclosed conference rooms, and you may notice a windowless nook labeled “Quiet Room.” It’s a dimly lit sanctuary, furnished with a comfy couch and a full-body massaging recliner, where staff and clients can go to decompress from the outside world. As John Abry, a realtor who’s been with Re/Max for four years, puts it, “I visit this room often.”

Not surprising, given the real estate Name market. These days, John Abry many homeowners are feeling tied up in Town knots because they’ve Colchester fallen behind on their Job mortgage payments.

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Born in Virginia, Abry grew up in southern Vermont and has lived in Colchester for 20 years. Tall and thin, with short-cropped hair, he dresses conservatively and exudes a calm friendliness that helps put people at ease. It’s a useful trait, considering that an estimated 2000 Vermonters will lose their homes this year, up from 1750 in 2008.

That doesn’t have to happen. Abry points out that nearly three in four homeowners who go into foreclosure never seek any assistance or intervention. They simply fall behind on their payments, lose the house and end up saddled with bad credit scores. Sometimes they even get hit with deficiency judgments, meaning they still owe the bank money.

One alternative, Abry explains, is a “short sale,” whereby a homeowner can unload the house for less than the amount remaining on the mortgage and

walk away, owing the bank nothing.

Why do banks prefer short sales to foreclosures? Simple, Abry explains: “A bank has no interest in being in the real estate business.”

SEVEN DAYS: How is Vermont’s real estate market looking lately?

JOHN ABRY: Vermont has always tended to buck the trend, meaning that we’re not seeing the major catastrophes we’ve seen nationwide. The media likes to focus on the worst places, like Florida and California and Nevada. We’re far from that. The real estate market here is doing quite well. It’s certainly not what we saw in the prior seven years, but it’s not tanking like it is in other markets.

SD: Why is that?

JA: Two things: Vermonters’ frugality and the conservative lending practices of our local banks have kept Vermonters out of the speculation and unethical mortgages that have plagued many of the metropolitan areas across the country … Generally, that’s the way it’s always been: hardworking, frugal people who don’t jump at all the crazy loan stuff that was going on out there. To top it off, the local banks didn’t participate in it, either, at least to the high level that was done in other places, [where] you could literally get a loan by just signing your name.

SD: What are the main reasons Vermonters foreclose on their homes?

JA: Unfortunately, there’s not a lot of statistics on that … Because Vermont is so small, no one has any interest in following those statistics … But in my opinion, there are two things: It’s loss of jobs or something to do with an adjustable-rate mortgage.

SD: Can any homeowner facing foreclosure qualify for a short sale?

JA: There’s a process you have to go through, but the bottom line is, you have to prove hardship. And there’s a whole host of reasons. It’s amazing how easily somebody can qualify, especially in this economy: They have a medical issue. One month they’re fine, but the next month, where are their priorities? Eventually, it takes away from the mortgage payment, and they can never get caught up.

SD: What’s the biggest challenge to short sales?

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JA: The biggest thing is time, no matter who you deal with. You’d better expect to spend three to six months or more.

The advantage with going with a certified distressed property expert [is], we’ve got a process in place to make it go smoother. Because, if you’ve got somebody who doesn’t know what they’re doing, and they miss one or two pieces of paper, they’ve lost two or three weeks … you want to know that going in.

SD: Is there a downside to a short sale?

JA: Versus a foreclosure? No. Short sale is always your better option, because you’re going to come out better than you would otherwise.

SD: How do you, as a realtor, make money on the process?

JA: Not everyone ends up in a short sale.

There are several other options, but it depends on how the folks qualify. A lot of times, by the point of foreclosure, it’s too late to pursue those other options, so I don’t always get paid. But if the house does sell, I get paid pretty much the same way I always do, as a percentage of the sale price.

SD: What is the ideal point at which someone should come to you?

JA: If they had any inkling of worry — they’ve lost a job, they’ve got huge medical bills — something that makes them think they’re going to start missing payments. Because, once you miss that first payment, the bank has the right to put you under foreclosure. Not that they will, especially now. A lot of banks have

filed foreclosure but haven’t pursued it because they don’t want that house.

They’ve got so many other things to worry about right now. So the best point is before you’ve missed any payments and had a filing against you, so you can prevent that process from even starting.

SD: Why did you go through this training, especially if foreclosures aren’t a huge problem in Vermont?

JA: I took this course because I avoided this work for years because of the horror stories you hear about trying to close a short sale. It’s just not worth most people’s time … I just figured it’s a segment of the market that I couldn’t ignore anymore. I’ve always considered myself a consultant more than a salesperson. I like to help people. I figure that if I can help somebody out of a situation like that, whether or not I make a sale, I’m probably going to gain a customer and friend for life.

SD: What have you learned from this process?

JA: Not to be judgmental. A lot of people look at somebody who’s going through a foreclosure, and they think, Deadbeat!

Can’t make the payments. That’s not the case. It’s your neighbor; it’s your teacher.

People go through hardships; especially in this economy. m “Work” is a monthly interview feature showcasing a Vermonter with an unusual occupation. Suggest a job you would like to know more about: news@sevendaysvt.com.

Comment? Contact Ken Picard at ken@ sevendaysvt.com.

Feedback « p.7 I like it. One of the few things better than a martini before dinner is two martinis before dinner. And if you want to pour some wine into my glass during the meal, that’s nice, too.

No surprise, then, that I can, as Finn put it, hold my liquor, as well as anyone I know and better than most.

Considering that I spent 40 years in the newspaper business, “anyone I know” includes some folks who really belted it down.

But I would never, ever get behind the wheel of an automobile after four drinks.

Or three, for that matter. Or two, unless at least an hour, a full meal and some coffee had followed the second.

Tossing around unscientific and imprecise terms, Finn says “an average-sized man” (I qualify) “is not even buzzed … much less drunk” after his four pops.

I can’t really refute that because I don’t know what it means. Neither does Finn. What I know is that anyone who drives an automobile after four drinks is a fool, endangering himself and others. As is anyone who dismisses, in such arrogant, know-it-all language, the dangers therein.

As are perhaps — devoted though I am to freewheeling debate — the editors who published that letter, at least without an accompanying note pointing out how foolish it was.

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As a former DCF/SRS employee, it always bothers me when someone creates a situation suggesting that DCF “failed” children somehow. In his article “Is Vermont’s Department for Children and Families Doing Enough to Address Abuse and Neglect?” [November 4], Ken Picard suggests that DCF failed to investigate the Shaun Bryer case. DCF has very clear guidelines that it must follow prior to investigating allegations of abuse or neglect. And what Mr. Picard fails to appreciate is that the department also has to follow Vermont law.

I don’t know the circumstances surrounding the report that was made to DCF, but I would suggest that it would be important to know what the decision was based on prior to alleging failure on the part of the department. One would be hard pressed to find any group of individuals who care more about protecting children than the social workers who work for DCF, and to suggest that they somehow failed children is really irresponsible without all the facts.

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t the end of Maple Street in Derby Line, just before the roadway becomes rue Ball in Québec, stands a set of engraved granite pillars.

The 6-foot-tall stanchions loom on either side of the blacktop, spanned by a steel gate with black painted bars spaced wide enough for an adult to squeeze through.

The gate looks like something you’d find in a suburban housing development — not exactly high class, but innocuous enough.

The gate is a new addition to the neighborhood. Before installation began a few weeks ago, the only indication that Maple Street led to the border with Canada was the white slash of paint on the pavement with “U.S.A.” stenciled on one side of the line and “CANADA” on the other. Now a fence separates the two nations. While the gate is not nearly as menacing as the steel wall that demarcates parts of the U.S.Mexico border, it does send a signal that

Lee Street. They argued that the fencing would cut them off from their neighbors, in theory if not in practice.

None of the nearly 4000 people who live in the two border communities like the idea of being walled off, but many agree that something had to be done to stanch the flow of human and drug trafficking on that stretch of border. And therein lies the conflict: People want to be safe and secure, but they don’t want their unique history betrayed or their sense of community eroded. The question, then, is how to preserve a community where national security policy plays out daily, often to residents’ disadvantage. utsiders have long viewed Derby Line, a village of 770 people, as a curiosity. It boasts a library/ opera house that straddles the border, as well as seven other structures with rooms in both Canada and the

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mile north of where it actually lies. Derby Line should have been in Québec rather than Vermont.

The mistake didn’t cause any great consternation among border dwellers — the two communities have acted as one over the years. Most families in Derby Line have relatives in Stanstead and vice versa, and both groups crossed the border with barely a second thought.

Roland “Buzzy” Roy, a lifelong resident of Derby Line, a village trustee and owner of Brown’s Drug Store, remembers regularly running over the border as a child to play with Canadian friends. “We crossed the border not even considering there was a border at all,” he says. “It was as if nothing was there.”

Keith Beadle, also a village trustee, reminisces about walking over the white line to go to church when he was a boy. “It SEN

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what was once a virtually invisible border has become an integral part of national security.

The gate that separates Derby Line from its sister town of Stanstead, Québec, is the latest effort by the United States to tighten its permeable northern border. Since 9/11, the Department of Homeland Security has placed about 1500 new Border Patrol agents on the northern boundary, up from approximately 340 before 2001. About 300 of those agents patrol the so-called Swanton Sector, which encompasses 261 miles of border from Champlain, N.Y., to the edge of Maine.

Good fences may make good neighbors, but some residents of Derby Line claim these gates — and, more broadly, the nation’s border security policies — are corroding the sense of neighborliness that historically has existed between the two towns. Many in both Stanstead and Derby Line fought the gates, another pair of which is being constructed across adjacent

United States. The village shares water and sewer systems and snow-plowing services with Stanstead, and the two communities provide mutual aid in the event of emergencies.

It might seem odd, even ill advised, to site a village flush against the border.

But several hundred years ago, when Europeans first settled here, security in the area was scarcely an issue. Even during the War of 1812, which pitted Americans against Canadians loyal to the British Empire, the residents of Stanstead, Derby Line and Rock Island — the village within Stanstead — vowed to maintain neutrality.

They would be friends even if their countries weren’t. The border remained of little concern until after September 11, 2001, when the new “war on terror” prompted a reexamination of America’s borders.

Derby Line is something of a geographical accident. In 1772, a surveying error put the northern 45th parallel — the boundary between the U.S. and Canada — a quarter-

used to be the perfect example of international living.

Folks minded the laws and people got along,” Beadle says.

Jacques Roy — no relation to Buzzy Roy — grew up in Stanstead and recalls joining friends in bike rides across the border to get candy at the drugstore. Customs officers, many of whom the kids knew from the community, never stopped them. “It was nice and simple,” says Roy, who now lives in neighboring Ogden, Québec. “But everything was more simple then.”

Indeed, life was less complicated when 15 these men were growing up in the mid20th century. But that doesn’t mean there weren’t problems. U.S. 5, the thoroughfare that cuts through the center of Derby Line and continues Lauren Ober discusses this story on “Inside Seven Days,” in Québec, has 16 Thursday at 8 p.m. on channel 16, RETN. Or watch online long been known at www.sevendaysvt.com or www.retn.org. as “Smugglers’

Road.” The route was used during Prohibition to smuggle whiskey and other goods into the U.S. Later, drugs replaced the whiskey. In 2008, nearly 6000 pounds of marijuana were seized at the border in the Swanton Sector. Border Patrol doesn’t keep exact figures on illegal traffic at specific border crossings — in Vermont, the agents work the entire 90 miles between New York and New Hampshire, not just the 15 ports of entry. But the number of people caught trafficking is significant, says operations officer Mark Henry.

In January, Border Patrol arrested Andrew Aiguobarueghian for bringing illegal aliens into the U.S. Aiguobarueghian, an American citizen of Liberian descent who was driving a vehicle with Massachusetts plates, was spotted at the intersection of Caswell Avenue and Church Street in

agent of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Singh was caught in 2006 with six aliens and arrested at the Border Motel, a roadside lodge in the town just south of Derby Line.

Every year, Border Patrol arrests hundreds of people on the northern border who are trying to enter the U.S. illegally, says Henry. Many of them have been deported previously and are attempting to get back in. That was the case for Luis Alexis Morales-Cano, a Nicaraguan, and Efrain Alvarez-Montoya, a Honduran. Both men had been deported years ago and were arrested last April for attempting reentry near Derby Line.

One of the most famous cases of reentry by an illegal alien was the arrest this fall of Juan Carlos Guzman-Betancourt, an international con man who was wanted in Nevada for a 2006 burglary and who had

in London, called the charming, swarthy Colombian “one of the most gifted con men in the world.” And he strolled right over the border into little Derby Line.

It’s no secret among smugglers that Canada offers the best chance of entry to the U.S. Unlike the southern border, where terrain is open in many areas, the northern boundary is densely wooded and sparsely populated, with lakes that span the international line. It can be challenging to patrol, especially when the snow falls. Even with sensors embedded in the roads, cameras positioned along the line, and a fleet of boats and off-road vehicles, the northern terminus remains porous.

When Kristina Berster, a member of the anti-imperialist Baader-Meinhof Gang in West Germany, was caught crossing into the U.S. illegally near Alburgh in 1978, Border Patrol agents got an insight into

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and the actual border, just across the street from the multipump Irving Mainway.

Like so many Vermont communities, Derby Line is a place where everyone knows everyone else. Even with the influx of nonnative U.S. Customs and Border Patrol employees, Derby Line clings to its small-town identity. Individual voices still matter. This was borne out recently by a scene witnessed in front of the new border gate on Maple Street.

John Wilson, a 28-year army veteran from Newport, noticed something amiss with the new granite pillars. According to Wilson, the flags engraved in the granite are facing the wrong way. When crossed with another country’s flag, the American flag should be on the left with the staff in front.

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how Vermont was viewed by the international criminal community: as easy access to the United States. “When I was in Paris, I was told that to get into the States, all you had to do was walk through Vermont’s northern border,” Berster said at her trial. erby Line and its role in border security have been a popular topic in recent years for national media outlets such as the New York Times and the Washington Post.

Nearly every story about the village refers to its “sleepy” streets and the sense of fellowship between the townsfolk and their contemporaries to the north. The community is an oddity, but also a place whose residents keenly feel the effects of changes in national security policy.

It’s true that Derby Line feels sleepy — little car traffic traverses the village’s side streets, and there’s not much in the way

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been convicted in Virginia, Florida and New York for larceny and fraudulent use of credit cards.

Guzman-Betancourt allegedly slipped over the border at Derby Line in late September. Border Patrol questioned him at the Irving Mainway gas station on U.S. 5 after agents received a tip that he might have entered the country illegally.

Guzman-Betancourt told agents his car had broken down in Stanstead and he was waiting for a taxi to take him back to it.

During questioning, GuzmanBetancourt informed agents his name was Jordi Ejarque-Rodriquez and produced a Spanish passport bearing that name. But on further investigation, agents discovered Guzman-Betancourt’s true identity. His fingerprints showed he had been deported from the U.S. three times.

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Derby Line at 1:30 a.m. His route immediately aroused suspicion, since the border runs through it.

When Border Patrol agents pulled Aiguobarueghian over, they found he had four Chinese passengers, none of whom had passports. One of the Chinese men told Border Patrol he had paid $7000 for transport from Canada to New York City. Aiguobarueghian, who told federal prosecutors he was just doing a favor for a distant relative who ran a smuggling ring, pleaded guilty to trafficking; on Monday of this week, he was sentenced to time already served and two years of supervised release.

In October, Jatinder Singh, a woman with Canadian and Indian citizenship, was sentenced to 33 months for conspiracy to smuggle illegal aliens into the country and bribery for trying to buy off a special

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of commerce happening on Main. Like many small, rural towns, Derby Line has seen industry exported to cheaper shores and businesses shuttered. The center of the village boasts just two local establishments — Buzzy Roy’s pharmacy and the Ginny Lynn hair salon. The village’s last eatery, Jane’s, closed a few weeks ago. The remaining shop fronts are dark.

What Derby Line has become known for is cheap gasoline. The 10-mile stretch of road between Derby Line and Newport might as well be called Gasoline Alley for all the service stations that dot the route.

Canadians stream over the border to get gas that’s about $1 cheaper per gallon than what they can buy in Québec. Currently, the village government is battling a move

by Champlain Farms to put another large gas station in the center of town between the U.S. port of entry and customs house

Road.” The route was used during Prohibition to smuggle whiskey and other goods into the U.S. Later, drugs replaced the whiskey. In 2008, nearly 6000 pounds of marijuana were seized at the border in the Swanton Sector. Border Patrol doesn’t keep exact figures on illegal traffic at specific border crossings — in Vermont, the agents work the entire 90 miles between New York and New Hampshire, not just the 15 ports of entry. But the number of people caught trafficking is significant, says operations officer Mark Henry.

In January, Border Patrol arrested Andrew Aiguobarueghian for bringing illegal aliens into the U.S. Aiguobarueghian, an American citizen of Liberian descent who was driving a vehicle with Massachusetts plates, was spotted at the intersection of Caswell Avenue and Church Street in

agent of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Singh was caught in 2006 with six aliens and arrested at the Border Motel, a roadside lodge in the town just south of Derby Line.

Every year, Border Patrol arrests hundreds of people on the northern border who are trying to enter the U.S. illegally, says Henry. Many of them have been deported previously and are attempting to get back in. That was the case for Luis Alexis Morales-Cano, a Nicaraguan, and Efrain Alvarez-Montoya, a Honduran. Both men had been deported years ago and were arrested last April for attempting reentry near Derby Line.

One of the most famous cases of reentry by an illegal alien was the arrest this fall of Juan Carlos Guzman-Betancourt, an international con man who was wanted in Nevada for a 2006 burglary and who had

in London, called the charming, swarthy Colombian “one of the most gifted con men in the world.” And he strolled right over the border into little Derby Line.

It’s no secret among smugglers that Canada offers the best chance of entry to the U.S. Unlike the southern border, where terrain is open in many areas, the northern boundary is densely wooded and sparsely populated, with lakes that span the international line. It can be challenging to patrol, especially when the snow falls. Even with sensors embedded in the roads, cameras positioned along the line, and a fleet of boats and off-road vehicles, the northern terminus remains porous.

When Kristina Berster, a member of the anti-imperialist Baader-Meinhof Gang in West Germany, was caught crossing into the U.S. illegally near Alburgh in 1978, Border Patrol agents got an

streets, and there’s not much in the way of commerce happening on Main. Like many small, rural towns, Derby Line has seen industry exported to cheaper shores and businesses shuttered. The center of the village boasts just two local establishments — Buzzy Roy’s pharmacy and the Ginny Lynn hair salon. The village’s last eatery, Jane’s, closed a few weeks ago. The remaining shop fronts are dark.

What Derby Line has become known for is cheap gasoline. The 10-mile stretch of road between Derby Line and Newport might as well be called Gasoline Alley for all the service stations that dot the route.

Canadians stream over the border to get gas that’s about $1 cheaper per gallon than what they can buy in Québec. Currently, the village government is battling a move

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Like so many Vermont communities, Derby Line is a place where everyone knows everyone else. Even with the influx of nonnative U.S. Customs and Border Patrol employees, Derby Line clings to its small-town identity. Individual voices still matter. This was borne out recently by a scene witnessed in front of the new border gate on Maple Street.

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insight into how Vermont was viewed by the international criminal community: as easy access to the United States. “When I was in Paris, I was told that to get into the States, all you had to do was walk through Vermont’s northern border,” Berster said at her trial. erby Line and its role in border security have been a popular topic in recent years for national media outlets such as the New York Times and the Washington Post.

Nearly every story about the village refers to its “sleepy” streets and the sense of fellowship between the townsfolk and their contemporaries to the north. The community is an oddity, but also a place whose residents keenly feel the effects of changes in national security policy.

It’s true that Derby Line feels sleepy — little car traffic traverses the village’s side

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been convicted in Virginia, Florida and New York for larceny and fraudulent use of credit cards.

Guzman-Betancourt allegedly slipped over the border at Derby Line in late September. Border Patrol questioned him at the Irving Mainway gas station on U.S. 5 after agents received a tip that he might have entered the country illegally.

Guzman-Betancourt told agents his car had broken down in Stanstead and he was waiting for a taxi to take him back to it.

During questioning, GuzmanBetancourt informed agents his name was Jordi Ejarque-Rodriquez and produced a Spanish passport bearing that name. But on further investigation, agents discovered Guzman-Betancourt’s true identity. His fingerprints showed he had been deported from the U.S. three times.

The Independent, a daily newspaper

11.18.09-11.25.09

Derby Line at 1:30 a.m. His route immediately aroused suspicion, since the border runs through it.

When Border Patrol agents pulled Aiguobarueghian over, they found he had four Chinese passengers, none of whom had passports. One of the Chinese men told Border Patrol he had paid $7000 for transport from Canada to New York City. Aiguobarueghian, who told federal prosecutors he was just doing a favor for a distant relative who ran a smuggling ring, pleaded guilty to trafficking; on Monday of this week, he was sentenced to time already served and two years of supervised release.

In October, Jatinder Singh, a woman with Canadian and Indian citizenship, was sentenced to 33 months for conspiracy to smuggle illegal aliens into the country and bribery for trying to buy off a special

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On these pillars, the American flag is on the right.

Wilson, armed with the American Legion’s brochure on flag protocol, drove to get village trustee Keith Beadle, so he could see the mistake for himself.

The two men, along with Wilson’s wife, Janis, stood for 15 minutes examining the error and puzzling over possible courses of action. While neither Beadle nor the village is responsible for the pillars — Customs and Border Protection installed this gate, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are charged with adding the one on Lee Street — he listened to Wilson’s concerns and pledged to bring them to the attention of the Border Patrol. s security at the border tightens, townspeople lose control over some aspects of their community. During discussion of the gates, residents were allowed to offer suggestions, but could not override the plans of the federal government. Border Patrol officer Mark Henry insists the concerns of the village were taken into account when the gates were designed and implemented.

Some local residents, such as village straddles A house that clerk Karen Jenne, Lee St. on er rd bo e th welcome the changes as long as they keep out a bad element. The security policies may be inconvenient, but they help safeguard residents, she reasons. “You learn to live with it. It’s part of living on the border,” she says. “It not only protects us, but the rest of the country as well.”

The arrests at and around Derby Line have proved, at least to Customs and Border Protection, that the border needs more fortification. While residents of both Stanstead and Derby Line say they feel safe, the U.S. government views their communities as a smugglers’ alley that needs barricading.

Before the gate went up across Maple Street, it was easy for smugglers to cross the boundary there and evade Border Patrol. “You’re in a car, you cross that street, and in five, six seconds, you’re gone, off on the highway,” Henry says, referring to the residential street’s proximity to Interstate 91.

Still, residents such as Buzzy Roy can barely hide their disdain for the changes.

The gates, Roy feels, were the last battle in the war over common-sense border security policies. Now people are treated

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care and came to the conclusion that what they needed was a comprehensive program with a smorgasbord of social services from which the students could pick and choose.

“I started out thinking in terms of groups of people,” says Migliore, “but it comes down to individuals. The real challenge is to customize what you do.

All their stories are different, and so are their needs.”

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among these students is that they’re foster children. Although Guetti remains friendly with his second foster family, he had no place to call home once he left, so the year-round operation of STEPS matters to him. “Home” is now his CSJ dorm room, where he spends the summer when other students return to their families. Instead of decamping in the hot months, STEPS students use the time to earn money through internships. The program also allows them to take up to six course credits in the summer, enabling them to hasten graduation if they so choose.

Another important draw for students is Mark Gagnon, the director of STEPS and the counseling services at CSJ, who seems to be the go-to guy for everyone enrolled in the program. Gagnon organizes outings such as rock climbing and movies, and he holds group meetings to explain the Peter Guetti, Mark Gagnon, Frank Migliore, Daisy Dikeman intricacies of community services and financial literacy. He’s the one who impresses on students The result of his efforts is called the need to have a primary-care doctor.

STEPS, an acronym for the rather tor“Mark is a good advocate for everytured title Students Taking an Effective thing from health care to getting your Path to Success. The first six students cellphone fixed,” says Guetti. “I can just were accepted in the fall of 2008. Half of go and talk to him about any problem. them dropped out, but nine more signed We all say, ‘Go to Mark. He’ll fix it.’” up this year, bringing the enrollment to Gagnon’s name also comes up quickly 12. That’s less than a third of the 40 stu- in conversation with Daisy Dikeman, 20, dents Migliore figures he needs to keep who enrolled in STEPS last January. the program afloat financially.

“You can always go talk to Mark about The only common denominator anything,” she agrees. “He helps you AngElA EVAnCiE

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eter Guetti’s home these days is a modest dorm room at a small Catholic liberal-arts college on a wooded campus in Rutland. He left his family’s home at age 11 and hasn’t lived there since. Having spent three years in guardianship and four years in two foster homes, he finds the concept of “home” something of a moving target. “The College of St. Joseph is my home at the moment,” he says.

When Guetti, 19, started college hunting after graduating from Mill River Union High School, he wanted a school that offered a degree in criminal justice. The College of St. Joseph had that. What it also had to offer him was a new, pioneering program designed specifically with foster children in mind — a program that has attracted national attention.

Statistically, children who have come through the foster system have a hard time in college. Not only do they face the brave new world of personal responsibility common to all college students, but they also undertake a college career with few of the usual supports: a “bio-family” to do their laundry and back them when the going gets tough.

How to help foster children succeed in college was a conundrum that nagged at CSJ President Frank Migliore for several years, until, in 2006, he decided to do something about it. He began reading the research on children in foster

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us take for granted, they’ve never been exposed to.”

Using money from the Workforce Investment Act, Turner pays STEPS students to work on the CSJ campus during the summer, doing maintenance and office work. For their part, the students learn to show up on time, present themselves well and follow instructions. “I think it’s a terrific program,” Turner adds.

President Migliore believes his program is unique within New England, if not the country, because of its comprehensive services. Even so, it has proved more difficult than he had expected to get the word out. Of the 150 or so teens who make the transition out of foster care each year in Vermont, Migliore hoped to recruit at least 15 for the pilot year but got only six. Striving to increase that number, he has reached out to VSAC, to judges, to guidance counselors and to DCF caseworkers. He has met with youth-development coordinators and is planning a postThanksgiving open house for kids in foster care.

“We’re trying to get to kids early, so they realize the options they have,” he says.

“We’re trying to plant the seed early.”

The applicants are required to take college-prep coursework in high school and one of the college achievement tests, although these are used primarily for placement.

“The performance of foster kids in high school tends to be uneven,” says Migliore, explaining why admissions officers are more lenient with STEPS applicants. “There are lots of cases of abandonment, family abuse, drug abuse.

We try to be extra-sensitive for kids from unconventional backgrounds.”

He mentions one young woman who attended eight high schools in four years, and another who has a 2-year-old child. Migliore expects both of them to graduate.

Some applicants are rejected after being judged “not ready to separate from their negative histories.” But others, like Dikeman and Guetti, find room to thrive on the small campus. All any student needs to succeed, Migliore says, “is a willingness to partner with us. This is an adult environment; nobody is telling you what to do. You’re responsible for your own choices.” m

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with all your problems. Really, everybody here is friendly. This is definitely a family environment.”

Dikeman left home at 14 — “when my mom chose her boyfriend over me,” she says — and lived in two foster homes.

Estranged from her mother, she remains close to her father and her extended family. Because she lives with her boyfriend, housing at CSJ is not an issue for her. But she was attracted to STEPS because the program is financially friendly, requiring no money up front, and allows most students to graduate with less than $20,000 in loans.

For Dikeman, the desire to go to college was never in question: “I knew if I didn’t get a degree, I wouldn’t get a good job.”

What stumped her was how to pay for it. “I definitely wouldn’t be in college if not for this program,” she says.

“I wouldn’t have known how to do it.”

That financial friendliness comes at a cost to someone, of course.

The Vermont Student Assistance Corporation (VSAC) is footing some of the bill, as are the Department of Children and Families (DCF) and the Youth Development Coordinator’s Office. The McClure Foundation and the Vermont Country Store have both given money; the latter has guaranteed internships. It helps that in Vermont, foster children of traditional college age have access to an extended range of state services, such as health care, thanks to recent legislation that increased the age at which they “age out” of the system from 18 to 21.

Ann Turner, a youth specialist at the Vermont Department of Labor, believes that STEPS is serving a crucial role in preparing its students for the workforce.

“A lot of these kids haven’t had any role modeling about what is expected by an employer,” she says. “Things most of

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“You’ve got all the money you need,” Grandpa says. “You can’t take it with you.”

To help tell the story at UVM, scenic designer Jeff Modereger and his 26person crew give the actors an elaborate set. The Sycamores’ expansive living room, where all the action unfolds, bustles with period furnishings and props. It features gently faded colors and textures — creamy taupe and dull green; worn leather, velvet and wood — that make it feel lived in and well loved. John B. Forbes’ lighting falls unevenly on a few scattered parts of the large space, however, which detracts slightly from director Sarah E. Carleton’s skillful movement of her per-

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oney can’t buy happiness,” the saying goes.

Playwrights Moss Hart and George S. Kaufman convey this truism over three anticsfilled acts in You Can’t Take It With You (1936). Debuting during the Great Depression, their endearing exercise in escapism resonated instantly, running 838 performances on Broadway and garnering the 1937 Pulitzer Prize for Drama. Frank Capra’s film adaptation won the Oscar for Best Picture in 1939.

Since its premiere, the show has remained a perennial stage fave. The script provides a theatrical smorgasbord, with 19 eccentric roles, vaudeville-inspired action and witty dialogue. In the current production at the University of Vermont, student thespians gleefully chew the scenery, fashioning crowd-pleasing performances from the tissue-thin plot.

At the heart of You Can’t Take It With You is a simplistic, slightly snooze-

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worthy story. Girl (Alice Sycamore) falls in love with boy (Tony Kirby); incompatible families collide; romance hits the rocks. Will there be a happy ending? Two hours of obstacles serve to entertain the audience more than truly threaten the charming couple’s future.

Although the tale takes place in New York City during the economically troubled 1930s, Alice’s clan gets by just fine, living together in a large, slightly ramshackle mansion. Sycamore family patriarch Grandpa Vanderhof quit the business rat race 35 years earlier, and encourages people in his orbit — both family members and visitors to his lively home — to pursue passions instead of professions. The contrast with Tony’s straitlaced ’rents is stark. Mr. Kirby is a prudish paragon of Wall Street; Mrs. K., a denizen of upper-crust society’s stuffiest stratum.

Except for Alice, all the Sycamores occupy themselves with incredibly odd hobbies, such as making fireworks, collecting snakes, composing xylophone music and (gasp!) writing plays. They have a blast following their bliss. “I

formers around the playing area.

The major technical flaw, however, is the production team’s failure to address the Royall Tyler Theatre’s acoustical deficiencies. Sometimes a few words — or even entire lines — vanish into the rafters. Considering the constant motion required in many action-heavy scenes, the actors project fairly well.

Nonetheless, nuggets of the script still go missing.

The show contains many bold, broadly comic roles that work best when the actor goes “over the top.” (Kaufman often wrote for the Marx Brothers.) The members of the UVM ensemble embrace their quirky characters exuberantly.

As Russian dance instructor Boris Kolenkhov, Samuel A. Durant Hunter You Can’t Take It With You, directed by Sarah E. Carleton, produced by the University of Vermont Department of Theatre. Royall Tyler Theatre, Burlington, November 19-21, at 7:30 p.m., and November 22, at 2 p.m. $18. uvmtheatre.org Got a comment? Contact Elisabeth Crean at crean@sevendaysvt.com.

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Sycamore family’s oddball pastimes, and in each other’s happiness. As the earnest young lovers Tony and Alice, Andy Friedland and Kathy Briand pair well. They demonstrate the dance between his eagerness and her shyness as events test their relationship.

The only nonstudent in the production is Chuck Tobin, playing Grandpa Vanderhof. (Sound familiar? His day job is artistic director of St. Michael’s Playhouse. He’s also Carleton’s husband.) Though he lapses in and out of Jimmy Stewart-like speech, Tobin captures Grandpa’s laconic demeanor and laidback world view.

Overall, the Kaufman and Hart classic accomplishes its mission: to entertain while warming hearts. But such a large-scale production also represents a tremendous amount of work. The students give their all in every show at the Royall Tyler. It’s a shame the audience can’t always hear them. m

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electrifies every scene he is in. He radiates a cartoonish zeal delivering lines such as “Life is chasing around inside of me, like a little squirrel.” Wearing Boris’ artsy duds with panache, he tosses back a scarlet-lined black cape with a flourish and raises an eyebrow suggestively under a rakish beret. Martin A. Thaler’s costumes, rich in period detail, add zest and color to every character.

Equally funny is Tommy Grassey’s performance as Alice’s mild-mannered, xylophone-loving brother-in-law, Ed. Grassey makes Ed a deliciously sweet geek whose demeanor and physical carriage echo that of comedian Martin Short’s lovable nerd, Ed Grimley.

Grassey pairs constricted body language — sloped shoulders and a choppy gait — with a winsome smile.

Also outstanding are Alex Koch and Aline Nocera as Alice’s parents, Paul and Penny. With broad grins and gleaming eyes, they convey their delight in the

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Book review: Amateur Barbarians

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want to finish the book by the end of the first chapter, which takes 19 pages to detail the thoughts that afflict Teddy Hastings during his morning workout.

Fifty-three years old, just a year past losing his younger brother to melanoma, he can’t ignore the intimations of mortality. He’s on sabbatical from his job and fresh from a stint in the local jail, for reasons Cohen slowly unveils over the ensuing chapters.

Unlike the iconic protagonists of Updike and Roth, Teddy hasn’t been an adulterer or a philanderer, or even — until recently — a rebel against convention. He’s been a loyal husband (who’s still attracted to his wife), a good father and an exemplary worker. But now he’s wondering what else there is. Cohen writes: At his age a man shifts his focus, from the romance of building to the hard facts of maintaining. The building has all been done.

Even if the nails are bent or mutilated and nothing is quite level or plumb or square.

The building has been done; no room for more unless you tear something down. And he had no desire to tear things down. The hard thing was to keep them aloft. The tearing down came anyway; no need to contribute to that. Yet in the end one always did, it seemed.

This passage illustrates Cohen’s consummate control of his prose: the singing repetitions of phrase that echo the circularity of Teddy’s preoccupations; the bonedry humor — and foreshadowing — of the last line. But it also illustrates Teddy’s magnificent narcissism; his inability to see beyond his own dilemmas. Does every man of a certain age really have a “building” to maintain, whether in a metaphorical or a literal sense? What about the failures, the names on foreclosed mortgages, the people who couldn’t even get their hands on a hammer and nails?

Cohen doesn’t let us forget that Teddy is a privileged fellow. (He lost some of my sympathy when he complained of feeling

such as Teddy’s arch and distant wife, Gail, than he finds the desire receding.

While Cohen pokes fun at Teddy’s reckless impulses and overweening pretensions throughout the book, it’s difficult to escape his conclusion: The middle-aged boor has a constructive (and sometimes destructive) forcefulness that doesn’t seem to be in the sensitive young dude’s DNA. Teddy’s building may be leaning, but at least he’s built something.

Score one for magnificent narcissists.

Cohen’s novel is far from the “uncritical celebration” of self-absorption that Wallace deplored in Updike; it’s nothing if not self-aware. Still, over its 400 pages, I couldn’t help being reminded of Mimi’s caustic view of her moody, demanding boyfriend, whose dialogue she translates in her head as “Me me, me me, don’t I feel good?” or just “Me me! Me me! Me me!”

That’s not to imply the novel needs a female perspective, per se — women are no slouches when it comes to solipsism.

And many of the insights that emerge from Teddy’s soul-searching are meaningful to any reader, particularly when Cohen unsentimentally describes the experience of watching a brother die and knowing the old sibling rivalries will remain forever unresolved.

No, it’s generally not the ruminations themselves but their sheer weight and volume that made me want to escape from the thudding rhythm of Me me! Me me! in this accomplished novel. Amateur Barbarians imparts indelible images. (The long description of Teddy watching his daughter sleep on a summer afternoon combines innocence and eroticism like a Rousseau painting.) But the novel also, wonder of wonders, makes me almost grateful for our current hard times.

Because, when you’re scrambling to keep a roof over your head, there’s not a lot of time to worry about the creaks in the walls and rumbles of the plumbing. Like the aristocratic heroes of those old Gide and Bowles novels, Teddy has to wander deep into the desert to regain the alert leanness of the predator; to experience life in all its intoxicating “particularity.”

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ack in 1997, novelist David Foster Wallace reviewed John Updike’s latest for the New York Observer under a headline that asked, “Is This Finally the End for Magnificent Narcissists?” In his review — later republished as an essay — Wallace coined the term Great Male Narcissist (G.M.N.) for writers such as Updike and Philip Roth, explaining, “I think the major reason so many of my generation dislike Mr. Updike and the other G.M.N.s has to do with these writers’ radical self-absorption, and with their uncritical celebration of this selfabsorption both in themselves and in their characters.”

While the G.M.N.s went to great lengths to shun conformity and conventionality, Wallace continued, his Generation X contemporaries seemed to “have different horrors, prominent among which are anomie and solipsism and a peculiarly American loneliness: the prospect of dying without once having loved something more than yourself.”

I quote this piece at length — 12 years later, when neither Updike nor Wallace is still with us — because it manages to anticipate with uncanny precision my own mixed reactions to Middlebury professor Robert Cohen’s latest novel, Amateur Barbarians. It sheds light on some of the themes of that work, too.

Cohen devotes so many pages and so many beautifully wrought sentences to exploring the mind of a “magnificent narcissist” — protagonist Teddy Hastings, a small-town middle-school principal in the throes of a midlife crisis — that he makes it clear the species is far from extinct. But by giving (roughly) equal space to a younger character who seems designed to represent Wallace’s irony-addicted, noncommittal generation, he also crafts a built-in rebuttal to the familiar critique.

Most readers will know whether they

encumbered by his 32-inch flatscreen TV.) But we also see the other side, particularly toward the end of the novel, when Teddy treks to Ethiopia to visit his grown daughter.

There, still bemoaning American abundance in the desert, he encounters a man who “seemed incapable of understanding how a too-big house could be something to complain about.”

Then there’s the character Cohen has designed as Teddy’s opposite, 33-year-old Oren Pierce, who steps into Teddy’s job — and, later, his lonely wife’s bed — in his absence.

Oren is equally a product of American affluence, but he has no “building,” or even a foundation, to show for his relatively charmed existence.

A perpetual grad student, Oren has passed time in various metropolises becoming a connoisseur of everything and an expert in nothing, until an effort to revive a failed relationship brings him to the rustic college town of Carthage. (Middlebury town boosters may want to skip Cohen’s unsparing description from a New Yorker’s point of view: “[T]he restaurants were awful, the movies crap, the bookstore a joke...”) Here Oren stays, embracing the boredom, because he suspects that “was how you went about the maturity business, by saying no to some things and yes to others.”

So the thinker and the doer switch places: Teddy, who’s been toiling all his life, stops to ask Why? while Oren, who’s never felt obliged to do much of anything, experiments with bourgeois drudgery at the middle school. The problem is that, while the two men’s problems differ, their voices, as conveyed in Cohen’s leisurely, erudite, third-person prose, sound remarkably the same. The book noticeably lightens up only in a chapter told from the point of view of Teddy’s teenage daughter, Mimi.

But to Cohen, the difference between the generations seems to matter a good deal. Like the archetypal thirtysomething described by Wallace, Oren is horrified of self-absorption and solipsism and anomie; he’s eager to find someone he can love more than himself. But — and perhaps this is the third-act twist Wallace didn’t mention — he fails, because solipsism and selfabsorption and anomie are in his bones.

He no sooner gains an object of his desire,

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Because of the tight job market created by the downturn in the state’s economy, Stuart could not find a job that would pay him more than half of his former hourly wage rate. He was forced to take an entry-level job at an area retail store.

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Stuart and Lisa were fortunate to find compassion and support from their local church, bank and car mechanic. But their reduced financial situation made it impossible for them to make ends meet.

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This Thanksgiving the COTS Board of Directors and staff members will pause to reflect on the many blessings bestowed upon us by our resoundingly compassionate community – we are thankful for the strong response to the growing number of homeless men, women and children in Vermont.

The couple was referred to the COTS Housing Resource Center for assistance. They filled out an application and demonstrated that they could once again be a financially stable household if they received one-time assistance.

They qualified for an $850 homelessness prevention grant. They paid the remaining mortgage balance and paid off the car repair.

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In particular we wish to recognize those: Who helped us acquire, renovate and furnish a temporary, emergency shelter that provided 10 additional bedroom accommodations for families and 16 additional beds for men and women. This new shelter increased our sleeping capacity by more than 50%.

Who provided resources for our new homelessness prevention initiative – this new effort has spared 351 families from the humiliation and devastation that comes with losing their homes.

Who celebrated the 20th annual COTS Walk last May – approximately 1,500 community members of all ages turned out to tour the COTS shelters and witness the challenges so many face when they lose their homes. Walkers raised $172,000 in support of shelter and support services.

Who volunteered to read to children, help clients study for the G.E.D. exam, clean and beautify our shelter grounds, clean the 36 Waystation bunk beds, or made lunch for men and women in need of a warm and nourishing meal.

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of Burlington’s Bluebird Tavern and his former coworker at the Inn. That’s how I ended up huddled at a table at the Bluebird at about 2 p.m. on a recent Thursday, a little too buzzed to drive, just 30 minutes after showing up for my crash course in bartending.

It started innocently enough. Wade was waiting for me at the bar with ingredients arrayed in front of her. She mixed fresh Seckel pear juice with spiced simple syrup and Russian vodka, gave the blend a quick shake, and pushed the

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ooking at restaurant menus these days, it’s sometimes difficult to distinguish the entrées full of local, organic produce from the house cocktails full of … local, organic produce. Take the Tomato-Basil Elixir I tried this August at the Inn at Shelburne Farms.

That drink offered late summer’s essence. But now we’re reaching the indoor-entertainment season, when people shake, swizzle and sip homemade cocktails to spice up family gatherings,

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or to work up the courage to bust out some karaoke at the office holiday party.

In short, it’s the perfect time of year to experiment with creative libations.

But you don’t want to purée some organic pumpkin and dump it in a Turkey Day martini — at least, not without knowing what you’re doing. What would it take, I wondered, for a mixology neophyte like me to whip up inventions that were both daring and drinkable?

For advice, I called bartender Tim Dempsey, the guy who invented the vegetal martini I’d sampled in Shelburne.

He explained that, when he’s making up a new “farm cocktail,” he lets seasonal produce inspire him. On a 1400acre estate with full-time gardeners, Dempsey gets plenty of inspiration, until the Inn closes in October. Right now, most local gardens are limited to leafy kale — perhaps not the best choice for a crowd-pleasing martini. To complete my mission, I would need to treat the grocery store as my own personal alchemy lab.

Dempsey also thought I should watch a good bartender in action. Since his establishment is closed for the winter, he recommended Laura Wade, manager

glass over to me. “We don’t have a name for this yet,” she explained. I sipped and proclaimed it delicious … and dangerous.

It was the kind of drink that tastes so good, you forget it’s also potent.

Wade followed that with a blend of bubbly Prosecco, a brandied amarena cherry (maraschino’s richer, sexier cousin) and a dash of chocolate bitters.

Then a classic Negroni (equal parts Campari, gin and Italian vermouth) with a twist — a slice of caramelized, roasted orange instead of a fresh wedge.

As she worked, Wade pointed out that no special equipment is needed to make unusual mixed drinks. “You can muddle with a wooden spoon,” she noted. “You don’t even need a cocktail shaker. Just stir it with ice and strain it.”

When I could get safely on the road again, my next stop was a short hop away. At the Beverage Warehouse in Winooski, owner George Bergin pointed me in the direction of some local products: Vermont Spirits White and Gold vodkas — distilled from milk sugar and maple sugar, respectively — and Sapling Vermont Maple Liqueur, already a personal favorite.

Then he left me in the hands of an

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DARING AND DRINKABLE? enthusiastic young staffer who helped me fill in some gaps in my home bar.

He unearthed a bottle of small-batch Hendrick’s Gin, pointed out Russian Standard Vodka (“as good as stuff that costs $10 more”) and tempted me with elderflower-scented St-Germain liqueur, calling it “the best thing you’ve ever tasted.” I declined that $30-plus bottle, but left with clinking bags nonetheless.

Then I headed to Healthy Living in search of inspiration. As I wandered the aisles, I imagined how various fruits and condiments would taste in a drink. A variety of olives — including the celeryscented Catalan version — were a must, as was local cranberry cider. Trying to move beyond the realm of the expected,

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I put wasabi, winter squash, preserved lemons and dill in the shopping cart.

One quirky addition: a bottle of citrus bitters from a new, local company called Urban Moonshine.

At home, I lined up the ingredients on the counter and started grouping foods with complementary flavors. The squash, a blood orange and the bitters landed in one pile, while a finger of fresh ginger, a bag of cinnamon and the cider went in another. With the aid of a good friend brave enough to sample my crazy formulas, I got moving.

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802.540.0188 • www.skinnypancake.com In addition to exhibitors Located in a new, energysuch as nuTTy sTEPh’s, lIz efficient building on the loVEly and gREEn MounTaIn Mountain Road — where Mes coFFEE RoasTERs, the event will 8v-skinnypancake111809.indd 1 11/16/09 5:28:38 PM Amis used to be — the eatery feature lots of cooking demos will offer fare from Garcia and a pair of cake contests Lopez’s native Puerto Rico, for nEcI students: One will as well as from Argentina, focus on wedding cakes, the Cuba and Peru. The current other on “novelty” vermenu includes several differ- sions. “There will be really ent types of ceviche, picadillo crazy-looking ones,” Pitstick taquitos and lots of exotic promises. “That’s where they entrées, most of which cost really get to go outside of the $20 or less. box.”

Save for a few exotic The festival runs from 10 items, much of the fare a.m. to 6 p.m. on Saturday, will be made with Vermont and 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on ingredients, says Garcia Sunday. Find more info at Lopez. www.festivalofsweets.com.

Look for more on SCL in next week’s column.

DInky DonuTs has closed its brick-and-mortar location in Last week, MIguEl’s on MaIn Middlebury. According to coopened in the downtown owner nIck caVallI, “We just Burlington spot formerly never made enough money occupied by Greenstreet’s to make it worthwhile in that and Quatorze. According location.” to co-owner MIchaEl hEnzEl, But fans shouldn’t despair.

“We’ve been busy. I think Nick and his wife, alEx, will people have been very, very still be selling the goodies pleased with what we’re at the Burlington Winter doing.”

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Burlington has lots of restaurants, but ¡DuIno! (DuEnDE), which opened last week in the former nEw woRlD ToRTIlla spot on North Winooski Avenue, is unlike any of them. For one thing, the menu is composed of “global street food,” ranging from American sliders to buckwheat blintzes to an Israeli dish made with rice, lentils, fried pistachios and an exotic sauce.

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For another thing, the pricing is both simple and inexpensive. “The menu is basically three tiered,” explains proprietor lEE anDERson, who also owns RaDIo BEan next door. Five bucks scores you something along the lines of a kebab or a swITchBack-braised bratwurst with homemade sauerkraut.

For $10, hungrier customers can make it a platter, with complementary side dishes.

During dinner, daily specials go for $15. “The price point is really affordable, considering the quality of the ingredients we’re putting in,” Anderson opines.

The already-popular frites are made from a mix of russet potatoes, purple yams, sweet potatoes and taro, and come with a side of housemade banana ketchup. The full bar serves wine, high-end brews such

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He probably won’t be whipping up many $205per-person tasting menus, but this January, MIchaEl clauss — who most recently was executive chef at Daniel Boulud’s Feast & Fêtes catering company in New York City — will take over the kitchen of ThE DaIly PlanET. How did someone with such a sweet gig in the Big Apple end up in Burlington?

“My girlfriend. I came back to be with her,” Clauss dishes.

The 35-year-old chef is no stranger to Vermont. After graduating in 1995 from the Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park, N.Y., the New Jersey native came to the Green Mountains for an internship at the swanky EquInox REsoRT anD sPa in Manchester Village.

Later, after a sous-chef gig at the Tribeca Grill in New York City and a long stint at ThE chanTEclEER REsTauRanT in East Dorset, Clauss worked as chef-instructor for the p.m. à la carte class at nEcI coMMons in Burlington and cohosted a regular Fridaymorning cooking show on WCAX. He took a year off to do relief work after Hurricane Katrina, then returned to teach his NECI course at what was then called The Inn at Essex.

Until January — when current chef TylER lEwIs leaves to attend the University of Vermont — Clauss will serve as a consultant at the Planet, test-driving some of his recipes as daily specials.

One or two weeks into the new year, he will introduce a brand-new menu. “It’ll be super simple,” he says. It’ll also be super local: “We’ll be getting more and more involved with the VERMonT FREsh nETwoRk and the chEEsE councIl,” Clauss notes.

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Whisk in the remaining cup of wine, orange juice and brandy. Heat to 150ºF. 2. Place two wedges of apple into each warmed glass. Add 6 ounces of mulled wine. Stir in 1 ounce vodka. Garnish with a fresh orange wedge and serve.

crANbErrY SpArkliNg gArlAND cocktAil Makes four 10-ounce cocktails Special Equipment: 4 tall highball glasses (such as those used for iced tea) ingredients: 1 cup cranberries 1/2 cup sugar 1/4 cup water 1 orange, zested and juiced Juice of 1 lemon 5 limes, 4 juiced and 1 cut into wedges 4 extra-large eggs, separated 1 bottle Shelburne Orchards Ginger Jack 6 ounces Bacardi Silver rum 5 ounces brut rosé sparkling wine

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Back when so-called “classic cocktails” were the only cocktails, an ingredient called bitters showed up regularly in recipes. Made of herbal essences and alcohol, bitters were used as medicines long before they became part of the bartender’s roster. “The original cocktail was actually an herbal elixir … It was a curative,” explains local herbalist Jovial King. Over the last century, she says, the mixtures “went from being harsh medicinal tonics to enjoyable things.”

True, not much was healthy about the “Mad Men” era of free-flowing highballs and Old-Fashioneds. But the bitters that went into those drinks may have been an exception.

They’re purported to aid digestion, enabling the body to better absorb vitamins and minerals in food. After the mid-20th century, bitters faded from the picture, replaced by sticky, fluorescent cocktail mixes and artificially flavored schnapps. With them died the concept of cocktails as wholesome, postprandial sips.

“We used to have a lot of bitter things in our diet,” says King. “We’ve really moved away from that to more of a salt- and fat-rich diet. I trained with a lot of great herbal teachers, and many of them said, ‘If you can do anything for anyone, give them bitters.’”

So King decided to bring bracing bitters — and their benefits as digestive aids — back to the table. A year and a half ago, she registered the trade name Urban Moonshine with the State of Vermont and began brewing organic bitters in a trio of flavors: original, citrus and maple.

“Most of the bitters out there for cocktails are really low quality,” King opines. “I realized I wanted to put a lot of time, energy and intention into creating this business, because I realized it could easily be a national product.” As far as she knows, Urban Moonshine’s bitters are the only organic ones sold anywhere in the world.

Nearly all the ingredients in King’s mixes are locally sourced. They come from Zach Woods Herb Farm and Bee’s Dance Medicinal Herbs, both in Hyde Park, and an upstate New York grower called Healing Spirits. Aided by a small team of employees, King steeps each herb — dandelion, angelica, burdock, gentian and more — separately for three to four weeks, blends the tinctures and bottles them for sale.

Urban Moonshine had a slow start, but recent publicity has led to an uptick in demand.

The bitters appeared on “Good Morning America” — in “a very minimal spot,” says King. They’ve been mentioned on the website of Imbibe magazine and will be featured in that publication’s January issue. Thanks to the attention, and King’s PR efforts, her bitters are now being used at restaurants and bars in New York, Los Angeles and Boston, and she’s fielding orders from as far away as Denmark and Italy. Three months ago, to meet growing demand, King moved the business out of her home and into an office in Burlington’s Chace Mill.

She attributes the popularity of her products to two trends: a growing interest in health and wellness, and a resurgence of the art of classic mixology. “There are bartender groups that are popping up,” King says. “They get really heady about herbs and liqueurs and where things are made.” She believes they share her goal of “reintroducing herbal knowledge and wisdom through the bar.”

King acknowledges that health-focused herbalists and bartenders may seem like “funny bedfellows,” but she sees “a similar passion there … People are looking at these old recipes, and they want to recreate them.”

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Burlington Avail. Dec. 1. Red Rocks 2-BR townhouse near bike path & lake. Gas heat. Attached garage. $1150/mo. + condo fees. NS. Info: John, 802-846-5430-4.

Burlington Sm. 2-BR house, W/D, gas heat, off-street parking. NS. $1100/mo.

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Burlington 2-BR townhouse w/ garage, W/D hookups, 1.5-BA, gas heat/HW. NS/pets. Avail. Dec. 1. $1150/mo. + dep. Info: 802-864-9966.

Burlington 2-BR Apt. Avail. Dec. 1. 976 sq.ft. Private, wooded location. 2.5 miles to downtown Burlington.

Professionally managed. Visit www. littleeaglebay.com or call 802-658-3053. $969/mo. + utils. Info: PDM Inc., Sindy Hayden, sindy@985limited.com.

Burlington 3 BR Spacious apt. in top floor of duplex. W/D, storage, parking, space to garden. $1410/mo. incl. trash, plowing, water. Andrew, 363-8704.

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New gas furnace. Incl. water, trash, winter parking, backyard.

Deposit, lease , no pets. $1450/mo. Info: 802-660-8957.

Burlington New North End 1st floor apt. 1-BR w/ office. Quiet owner occupied duplex. Near bike path & bus line.

Backyard, basement storage, W/D hookups, lease, dep., refs. NS/ pets. $750/mo. Info: 802-863-5108.

Burlington OPEN HOUSE Pet friendly, NS. Apt. has fenced yard. Tenants pay gas, electric, phone, cable. No W/D, hookups.

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FOR RENT [CONT.] BURLINGTON PARK ST. 1-BR on 2nd floor, gas heat, enclosed porch, outside deck, yard for gardening. $750/ mo. + utils. or partially furnished for $850/ mo. + utils. Lease, refs.

NS. Avail. Nov. 15. Info: 802-862-3719.

BURLINGTON, 3 BR $1300 Lg., clean, full BA, W/D, DW. Private entrance w/ porch. On bus line. NS, small pets negotiable.

Owner managed. Info: Brisson Properties LLC, Kathleen Brisson, 802-897-5625.

BURLINGTON, BUELL ST. Avail. now. Private room w/ common BA. W/D. NS/pets. $404/ mo. incl. all utils.

Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON, N. WILLARD ST. Avail. now. Studio, HDWD. $695/mo. incl. heat, HW. No dogs.

Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030, www.nevilleco.com.

COLCHESTER: LAKE GETAWAY! Bluff Rd.: Beautifully furnished 2-BR,

1.5-BA cottage w/ panoramic mountain views, 15 minutes to downtown. Small dog OK. $1150/mo. Oct. 15 2009 - June 30, 2010.

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CHARLOTTE Completely renovated 4-BR, 2.5-BA, 2600-sq. ft. home on 1.74 acres w/ mountain views. Great rural neighborhood. 20 minutes to Burlington.

Lease-to-buy options negotiable. $1875/mo.

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CHARLOTTE: SPOTLESS DUPLEX Ethan Allen Hwy.: 1 BR, 1 BA, 750 sq.ft.

Renovated 2 years ago; like new. W/D, gorgeous yard, garage, HDWD. NS/pets. Avail. now; 1 year. $925/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com.www.

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EAST SHORE RD., GRAND ISLE Avail. now. 2 BR. $850/ mo. incl. heat & power.

Sec. dep., refs., lease.

802-363-4020 or 802-434-7638.

ESSEX JCT. 1-BR avail. now.

Centrally located, close to IBM. Parking. NS/ pets. $800/mo. incl. heat & HW. Dep. req.

Info: 802-879-7735.

FURNISHED S. BURL. HUNTINGTON 1 BR 11/9/09FSBO-JBenjamin-100709.indd 2:06:04 PM 1 FLAT Lg. LR & kitchen/DR Ground floor, 2-BR/2-BA area w/ a nice-sized BR. avail. Dec. 1. Quiet W/D. Gas heat. Access setting.Fully equipped to Huntington River. kitchen, bamboo floors, Call Martin or Jackie @ glassed-in porch, 434-7649. brick patio, woods, flower beds, bird feeder.

MILTON: SPACIOUS COLONIAL Off-street parking.

Valley View: Short Minutes to hospital, term! 3 BRs, 2.5 BAs, colleges. $1250/mo. +. updated kitchen, Lease term negotiable. master suite, huge Info: 802-310-5889, bonus room w/ vaulted rehearn@comcast.net. ceiling, indoor heated FAIRFAX HEAT INCL. pool! Avail. now - spring 3-BR 2010. $1900/mo. Info: 15 minutes from Essex, Coldwell Banker Hickok 17 minutes from St. & Boardman, Kaitlyn Albans, 10 minutes Dorey, 802-846-9568, from the mountain rentals@hickokandroad in Jeffersonville, boardman.com.www. about 25 minutes from HickokandBoardman.

Burlington. No pets. com. $1150/mo. Info: Wally Ward, 802-849-6366.

N. HERO ON THE LAKE 3-BR, 2-BA house, fully GREAT FALL SAVINGS furnished. Avail. now $1000 until Jun. 1. $1300/mo.

Alburgh, Vt., beautiful + heat & 1/2 electric.

3 BR w/ HDWD & Info: Denise or Terry, wall-to-wall carpet, 802-372-3937. gas fireplace, fully applianced, W/D. 2.5 NICE EFFICIENCY FOR BAs, 1-car attached RENT garage, finished Lg., w/ BR. Small basement. $1000/mo., refrigerator, microwave. incl. heat/HW. 3 avail.

New BA, jacuzzi tub, Info: 802-372-3148. separate shower, double sinks. Private GREAT APT. deck. Lg. closets. On 2 BR located near 5 working horse farm.

Corners. Newly reno$750/mo. incl. utils. vated BA, refinished Info: 802-865-4898, HDWD throughout. samiam5713@aol.com.

Avail. Dec. 1. $1100/mo.

Info: 802-999-7864.

QUIET 2 BR, 2 BA + OFFICE HINESBURG VILLAGE Burlington. Well mainUnfurnished, HDWD tained, HDWD, spiral floors, W/D, porches, staircase, private front/ yard. NS/pets. $825/ back porch, perennial mo. Info: 802-482gardens, full basement, 2520.

W/D. Avail. now. $1250/ mo. + utils. 1-yr. lease.

NS/pets on site.

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1:00:03 PM yahoo.com.germain- 11/9/09 $1400/mo. + utils. streetapartment.

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S. BURLINGTON Immaculate WILLISTON: END UNIT Heatherfield Westview Circle: townhouse, 3 lg. BRs, Townhouse, 2 BRs, 2.5 BAs, 2400 sq.ft., 1.5 BAs, office. Newer open floor plan. Private carpeting, appliances! veranda, attached 2-car Back deck, 1 garage. garage. NS/pets. Avail.

Avail. Nov 1; 1 year+. immed. $2000/mo.

No pets. $1400/mo.

Info: 802-863-1234.

Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok and Boardman SPACIOUS CONDO FOR Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, RENT 802-846-9568, 2 BR in S. Burlington rentals@hickokandRobbi Handy Holmes (Kennedy Dr./Kimball boardman.com.www.

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HDWD, clawfoot tub, appliances, parking, my website for details (AAN CAN) full kitchen. $575/mo. small pets OK. Avail. & photos. Info: Micklus incl. heat, HW, parking, Dec. 1. $900/mo.

BURLINGTON Enterprises, llc, Tony garbage. Info: Mary Info: 802-598-3227, Micklus, 802-893-0456. Furnished BR in 2-BR Andes, 802-825-1035. jumazza@comcast. apt. Most utils. incl. vthousebuyer.com. net.802-876-7309.

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WATERBURY AVAIL. RIVERVIEW, RICHMOND $400/mo. Avail. immed.

NOV. 1 WINOOSKI 3-BR HOME 2-BR mobile home, very Info: 802-859-0840.

Lg. 1-BR on ground Charming, 1 BA, HDWD, nice, HDWD floor LR, floor of quiet building.

2 porches, fenced yard, HOUSE TO SHARE eat-in kitchen, 2-door Great shape. Off-street DW, W/D, 1-car garage, Near Essex Outlets. refrigerator, cathedral parking. NS/pets. $650/ full cellar, lawn & trash 4-BR contemporary. ceiling, gas heat, mo. Call John evenings, svc., pets OK, lease, dep. deck, shed. Financing 7 acres. View of Mt. 802-863-2959.

Avail. now. $1550/mo.

Mansfield. Screened possible. Sale after Info: Chris Williamson, porch, lg. basketball divorce. $30,500. Info: WILLISTON COUNTRY 802-985-5847. court, fireplace, Internet 802-253-8841.

HOME access. $603/mo. incl.

Quaint trail-side utils. Info: Samuela house w/ spectacular Ewalt, 802-355-3369, view from lg. country samuela.ewalt@yahoo. kitchen, 3 BRs, W/D, com. located at Catamount.

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750 sq.ft. office on Swift St. near Shelburne Rd., lg. room w/ small office. Rent incl. parking & utils. $725/mo.

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Sublets/ Temporary Huntington Home: Jan.-June Furnished, brand new 3-BR, 2.5-BA for rent.

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New North End Burlington Seeking responsible housemate. Apt. is near grocery, bus line, bike path, beach. Off-street parking. Backyard. $525/mo. incl. heat.

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Info: Jim, 802-310-8291.

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Holiday Santa’s Helper Will run errands, cook, clean house, organize, etc. Info: 802-899-1824.

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UVM milk bottle Amber, old. $150.

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ODD JOBS YOU BETCHA Pressure washing/ painting, fascia & trim (install, replace, repair), windows/doors, roof repairs, gutters (clean, repair), fences & decks (new, repair) + much more. Free estimates.

20+ yrs. exp. Info: 802-373-2444.

ANTIQUES/VINTAGE Basswood dresser $165, pine framed mirror $35, clamshell fountain $150, Fiesta-type dishes, Victorian-style wicker ottoman (new) $40. Info: Doris Jewell, 802-985-8711, jewelnvt1@juno.com.

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Department 56 house Collectible Noel House.

In original packaging, never opened. $20.

Burlington. Info: 802-865-4669.

Cleaning/Home Services Are you preparing for Prof. Pet Sitters the holiday season Caring, dependable, & need some extra insured pet care help w/ cleaning or services for all types of errands? Give us a call animals. Visit website for a free estimate! Info: Eve’s Natural for services & rates.

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Star Wars Mace Windu Maquette. Extremely rare promo edition!

Comes complete w/ COA & all interchangeable pieces (lightsabers).

Would like to sell ASAP. $150. Info: 802-3385919.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts Snow Tires 4 Nokian H2s w/ steel rims. 195-60-R15. Tires in good condition. Rims have some rust. $150.

Info: 802-434-6095.

Wood Pellet Stove 40,000 BTU’s, used 1 season. Excellent condition. Custom slate hearth. Stove pipe incl. $1995. Info: 802-4532197.

Clothing/ Jewelry TIE-DYE CLOTHING SALE Holiday sale. T-shirts, $5. Long sleeve, $8.

Sweat shirts, $25. 97A U.S. Route 2, Alburgh.

Sat., Nov. 21. 10 a.m.

- 3 p.m. Info: New Dye Mensions, 802-7964694.

Electronics Epson stylus printer Digital photo printer.

Model R320. Box opened, but never used! $30. Burlington. Info: 802-865-4669.

Get Dish FREE Installation $19.99/mo. HBO & Showtime FREE. Over 50 HD channels FREE. Lowest prices no equipment to buy! Call now for full details.

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Free Stuff Free Graffiti Removal Have graffiti on your property? Want it removed for free? Do you live in Burlington, Vt.?

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November Massage Special Experience 1 of Burlington’s best professional massages in a soothing atmosphere for total relaxation.

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Psychic Counseling & channeling w/ Bernice Kelman of Underhill.

30+ yrs. experience.

Also energy healing, chakra balancing, Reiki, rebirthing, other lives, classes & more. Info: Bernice Kelman, 802899-3542, kelman.b@ juno.com.

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Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.” Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. Info: Matthew Borden, 802-881-1171, bigbigdeal3@aol.com.

Furniture Antique Dresser Solid, painted white, 32”W x 18”D x 47”H. Original brass handles.

Dovetailed drawers.

Small peel in veneer on top. Paint chipped on edges. Would look beautiful refinished.

Info: 802-233-0289.

Comfy gently used sofa 3 seat. Paisley pattern beneath pale green slipcover. $50. Info: 802-865-4669.

HOT TUB Spa - 2009 model Loaded w/ jets & horsepower, ozonator, cover, insulated & efficient. Under full warranty, never used.

Retails $4495. Sell $2800. 802-734-0788.

Kid’s Furniture - NEW All brand new, in boxes.

Solid wood. Crib, $350.

Bunk bed, $350. Twin bed w/ trundle, $450.

Twin mattress, $105.

802-598-0316.

Mattress Set - NEW Never used, still in plastic, incl. warranty.

Sell $150. Memory foam $350. 802-598-0316.

LeapFrog Imagine Desk $40 Interactive talk & sing coloring book. Teaches letters, phonics, vocabulary. Barely used, avail. w/ instruction manual. Info: vsks98@ yahoo.com.

Star Trek Barbie & Ken Sealed in box. 30th Anniversary Collector Edition (1996). The package is a little warped but still sealed.

Asking $30/OBO. Info: 802-233-0289.

Toy Robosapien $50 Brand new in box, never used. Robosapien and Mini-Robosapien.

Dynamic robotics, 67 programmable functions, fluid biomechanical motion, awesome sounds, robo-speech & lights. Info: vsks98@ yahoo.com.

Vtech Little Smart $35 Explore My School.

Addition, subtraction; science - parts of body, more; alphabet sounds, words; clock for learning time. Info: vsks98@ yahoo.com.

Wizard Of Oz Monopoly NEW 1998 collectors edition.

Still sealed, in perfect condition. Makes a great gift! Asking $40.

For more info, pictures see the description on Amazon: www. amazon.com/WIZARDOZ-MONOPOLY-GAME/ dp/B00005IX8Y. Info: 802-233-0289.

Kid Stuff

Yorkshire Terriers Purebred AKC registered, champion lines, true to breed size, temperament, intelligence. Beautiful blue & gold silky coats.

Adoption fees: Males $425, females $675.

Free spay/neuter. Info: 518-529-8977.

Sports Equipment 1999 Ski-Doo MX Z 600 Studded track, 4050 miles, located in S. Hero, Vt. $1500. Scott, 860-836-9206.

Schwinn Bicycle Blue/black Mtn. Sport Frontier GS. Great condition. For small teen or adult. Info: 802-527-5017.

Treadmill Merit, 5 lg. LCD display, excellent condition, asking $300, call 893-3502.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid.

Info: Dave, 802-8598966.

Bedroom Furniture Wanted Looking for a set for my 19-year-old son. No kid furniture. Please let me know. Info: 802-5551212.

We Buy Vintage Clothes We buy, sell, trade vintage clothing, jewelry, kitschy decor from the 1980s & earlier. Contact the Getup Vintage, locations in Montpelier & Burlington. Info: The Getup Vintage Clothing, 802-279-5942, jeff@ thegetup.com.www. thegetupvintage.etsy. com.

Bands/ Musicians Drummer avail.

For gigs. Burlington area. Info: 802-3730780.

Guitarist Seeks Punk Band Seeking serious bassist & drummer for punk/ grunge-influenced rock band. Have 20+ songs mostly written to work w/. No Phishheads. Info: 207-608-5908.

For Sale Electric Drums (simmons) SD9k. $1100 new, asking $700. Less then a year old, low mileage. Info: prism, Frank Mesick, 802-363-4337.

Peavey Wolfgang Standard Still in excellent condition. Purple body, maple neck, regular tail stock (no whammy).

W/ case. $700. Info: Ken Moore, 802-3736070, kmoore_1958@ comcast.net.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, more.

All ages/skill levels/

interests welcome!

Supportive, professional teacher offering references, results, convenient scheduling 7 days a week. Info: Andy Greene, 802-658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail. com.www.andysmountainmusic.com.

Bass Lessons For all levels/styles.

Beginners welcome!

Learn technique, theory, songs, ear training, slap-bass, more.

Years of teaching/ playing experience. Has appeared in Bass Player & Bass Guitar Magazine.

Info: Bass Lessons with Aram, Aram Bedrosian, 802-598-8861, info@ arambedrosian.com. www.arambedrosian. com.

Drum Lessons Have fun while achieving your goals as a drummer! Experienced, professional & active drummer seeks students of all ages, styles & abilities for private instruction. Study at your convenience in my Burlington studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curriculum, flexible scheduling & the best rates around. Info: steve@stevehadeka. com.

Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training.

Individualized, stepby-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802864-7195, rickbelf@ myfairpoint.net.www. rickbelford.com.

Guitar Lessons Morrisville area.

Acoustic or electric guitar, beginner to intermediate. Beginner bass guitar. Learn to play the finest instruments in the world! $20/hr. Info: Ken Moore, 802-373-6070.

Guitar School of Vermont “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition.

Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. Info: 802-655-5800.www. guitarschoolofvermont. com.

Guitar instruction All styles/levels.

Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury

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College faculty). Info: 802-862-7696.www. paulasbell.com.

Music Lessons Piano, guitar, bass, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles.

25 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in S. Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@gmail.com.

Auditions/ Casting Auditions for Short Film Written & directed by Eric Rickstad, author of the novel Reap. 1 actor, 1 actress, late 20s/30s.

Weekend location shoot. Info: Shotgun Shack Productions, Eric Rickstad, aclassicfilm@ gmail.com.

Creative Space CCS PTO WINTER CRAFT SHOW Dec. 5, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Lg. show. Vendor spaces are still avail.

Info: Charlotte Central School PTO, Kelli DeLary, beadedexpressions802@yahoo.com

For Sale utrillo print book $50. 1953. Info: 802-310-6270, masterspongebob420@ yahoo.com.

Openings/ Shows Holiday Show 30 Vermont artists contributed work to help you find the perfect gift this holiday season. Gallery opening: Nov. 19, 5:00 p.m.

Location: 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: The Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648.www. shelburneartcenter.org.

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requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On November 5, 2009, James Bahrenburg, filed application #4C0677-5C for a project generally described as: onstruction of single family residences on Lots #9-1 and #9-2.

No construction is proposed to occur on Lot #9-3. The project is located on Northside Drive in the Town of Shelburne, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Shelburne Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before December 1, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by December 1, 2009.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Nonparty participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 9th day of November, 2009.

By /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On November 4, 2009, Southerly Side of US Route 7, LLC filed application # 4C1205-2 for a project generally described as: The construction of Phase II of the Southerberry Planned Unit Development consisting of 34 residential units in four buildings. The Project includes associated infrastructure and will be serviced by municipal water and sewer. The Project is located on US Route 7 across from Landfill Road in the Town of Milton.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Milton Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski,

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Annual Storewide Sale!

20% off everything in the shop! Sale ends Nov. 21. Info: Trading Post for Little Folks, 802-878-1327.www. tradingpostforlittlefolks.com.

Dog Crate for Sale MidWest, for a mediumsized dog, $45/OBO. Used only once, basically brand new. Please call 802-233-5368 if interested. Info: http:// burlington.craigslist. org/for/1457974643. html.

Shih Tzu Pups So cute, 3 females, 4 males. DOB 10/10/09.

Ready 1st week Dec. $500 firm. Not registered. Will have 1st shot, vet check.

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Cash For Records & Stereos LPs, 45 RPMs, stereos, concert posters, music memorabilia, instruments. Convenient drop-offs in Montpelier (State St.) & Burlington (corner of Church & Bank). Buy/sell/ trade. Info: Burlington Records & Riverwalk Records, 802-2233334, saiddone@ hotmail.com.www.

BurlingtonRecords.com.

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Moving Sale Sat., Nov. 21, 1 day only!

8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 184 Towers Rd. Ext., Essex.

Shop now, go green, recycled goods, furniture, dishes, hand/yard tools, antiques & more.

3 Mini Holland Lop Eared bunnies. Litter-trained house bunnies. Love to be cuddled & loved.

Free to good home. Info: 802-730-2736.

Healthy DSH male cat Awesome, needs a new home b/c I am going back to school. Free to good home, please have refs. “Big boned,” amazing companion, tiger.

Info: Sarah Lepore, 802-310-8806.

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Garage/Estate Pets Sales

English Bulldog Female, potty trained, very active. AKC paper, shot update, $450.

Info: Roberts Gonzalez, 802-647-3537, robertsg909@yahoo. com.

Show and tell.

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Kids BR furniture $450 Twin-size captain’s bed, headboard w/ shelves, mattress, 5-drawer chest, 3-drawer dresser, mattress protector, Blues Clues comforter. Info: vsks98@yahoo.com.

Kids growing too fast?

Trading Post for Little Folks. The Essex Town Market Place, Susie Wilson Rd., Essex Jct. Mon.-Fri., 9-5.; Sat., 10-4. Info: Trading Post for Little Folks, Michelle Ertle, 802-878-1327. www.tradingpostforlittlefolks.com.

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and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before Tuesday, December 1, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Tuesday, December 1, 2009.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria.

Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 6th day of November, 2009.

By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie. monaghan@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On November 5, 2009, R.E.M. Development Company, LLC and the City of South Burlington filed application #4C0149-5B for a project generally described as The construction of a 1,250 sf addition to an existing commercial building, along with related site improvements (parking, sidewalks, driveways, lighting, etc.), on Lot #2 of Green Tree Park to house the South Burlington Police Department. The project is located at 19 Gregory Drive in the City of South Burlington, VT. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before Tuesday, December 1, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more

information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Tuesday, December 1, 2009.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria.

Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 10th day of November, 2009.

By /s/Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie. monaghan@state.vt.us PROPOSED AMENDMENTS to the SOUTH BURLINGTON LAND DEVELOPMENT REGULATIONS Public Hearing December 7, 2009 PLEASE TAKE NOTICE that the South Burlington City Council will hold a public hearing on Monday, December 7th at 7:00 PM in the City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, VT to consider the following amendments to the South Burlington Land Development Regulations: 1. Adjust boundary of Bartlett Brook Stormwater Overlay District in southwest area of city 2. Adjust boundary of Design Review Overlay District on Mary Street, Hinesburg Road, and Hickory Lane 3. Clarify regulations regarding construction or reconstruction of homes in the SEQ-NRP district

4. Clarify standards for location of parking on a parcel 5. Revise accessory structure requirements 6. Parking requirements for assisted living & pet grooming 7. Generally amend definitions 8. Amend table of uses regarding pet grooming, child care, and self-storage 9. Establish new requirements for outdoor exercise areas for animals 10. Clarify standards for affordable housing, 11. Revise requirements for outdoor storage and display 12. Establish new requirements for retaining walls 13. Revise standards regarding gates on private roads 14. Establish maximum for number of units permitted in a structure in R-4 District 15. Revise application procedures for minor boundary line adjustments Copies of the proposed amendment are available for inspection at the Department of Planning & Zoning, City Hall, 2nd Floor, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, between 8:00 AM and 4:30 PM Monday through Friday except holidays.

Mark Boucher, Chair November 18, 2009 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS.

CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1564-08 CnC The Bank of New York Mellon Trust Company, National Association, f/k/a The Bank of New York Trust Company, N.A., as Successor to JPMorgan Chase Bank N.A. as Trustee for RASC 2004KS10, Plaintiff v.

Steven Galente, CitiFinancial, Inc., Vermont Department of Taxes, Beverly Bourgault, Lexington National Insurance, Murdoch, Hughes & Twarog Attorneys at Law And Occupants residing at 3 Iby Street, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given

by EquiFirst Corporation to Steven Galente dated July 19, 2004 and recorded in Volume 676, Page 381 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 A.M. on December 9, 2009, at 3 Iby Street, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Steven Galente and Shelly M. Galente by Warranty Deed of Dennis L.H. Garon and Sandra L. Garon, dated May 26, 1999, and recorded May 27, 1999 in Volume 455, at Page 16-18 of the Land Records of the City of South Burlington.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale.

The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

The Bank of New York Mellon Trust Company, National Association By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 The contents of storage unit(s) 4923 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 25th the month of November to satisfy the debt of Corey Murphy- Egri.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the

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Please note this in not a public auction.

CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided.

Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children.

Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children.

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs?

Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-6524636, 24/7.

IS FOOD A PROBLEM FOR YOU? Do you eat when you’re not hungry? Do you go on eating binges for no apparent reason? Is your weight affecting the way you live your life? Call Overeaters Anonymous, 863-2655.

GIRL POWER: Learn about your inner power through meditation, sacred space, healing energy modalities. Connect and attune to empower & enlighten, expand your sense of awareness, network with others your age, find peer support within this ongoing monthly group.

Please bring a notebook journal, writing utensil and a folding chair.

Ages 12-18. First Sat of each month at 4 p.m. at Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Rt. 7, Milton.

To reserve space call Michele, 802-893-9966, moonlightgiftshoppe@ yahoo.com.

CHITTENDEN FAMILIES TOGETHER MEETING: Wednesday, Dec. 2, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Vermont Family Network Conference Room, 600 Blair Park Rd. #240, Williston.

Focus is on concerns of families who have high school youth and adult members who have developmental disabilities. Contact: Jan Hancock, 876-5315 ext. 215, jan.hancock@ vtfn.org.

ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS, ACA is a 12-Step program for people that grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. We meet in a mutually respectful, safe environment and acknowledge our common experiences. We discover how childhood affected us in the past and influences us in the present. Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St., Burlington. 802-922-

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) This support group functions as a community and educational group. We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. The next group meeting will be September 10, 2009, and the following month, October 8, 2009. 223-7638 for more information.

AMERICAN LUNG NAMI CONNECTION PEER RECOVERY: Support groups meeting weekly: Burlington, Thursdays 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street. Randolph, Wednesdays 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N.Main Street. Call Janeen, 1-802-371-7677.

Bennington, Tuesdays 6-7:30 p.m., St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 200 Pleasant Street. NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness), connectionvt@myfairpoint. net, 1-800-639-6480 SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee. This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-4799450, or ljlivendale@ yahoo.com.

BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction?

We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-343-2027.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors.

For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA) Announcing a new 12step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting. Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings? People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington.

802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?”

A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions.

Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-8613150.

sevendaysvt.com/classifieds BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 660-8797.

The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment?

This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness.

This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com.

COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 50-65, forming for friendship and fun.

Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/ weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol. com.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne.

For info. or to register,

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m.every third Thursday at the Burlington Police Station on Battery St. in the new Community Room. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport).

WOMEN’S RAPE CRISES CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence. Please call 864-555 ext. 19 for information.

LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild, and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802-734-0695.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide.

Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, 802-446-3577.

6:30-8:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month.

GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in

northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided. The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register.

MS SUPPORT GROUP A support group for people with multiple sclerosis and their caregivers. Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support. Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston.

For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message.

POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh. For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685.

ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 655-9136 or email kgcromey@ aol.com.

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SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness.

The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening, as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc.

Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre.

Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous.

For more info please call 802-863-2655.

AL-ANON Family group 12-step.

Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.

“WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence.

Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m.

Ongoing. Join us any time! Childcare reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous.

Call AWARE at 802-4726463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday

of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:302:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St., Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m.

Colchester evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the ground floor boardroom from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/ management of addictions, compulsions and their resulting imbalances on our lives.

Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol?

Work? Sex? Television?

Food? Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a nonjudgmental atmosphere.

Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802-399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@ gmail.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROPIN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome, weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities,

Open 24/7/365.

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CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6-8 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room.

ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 825-4643.

LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713.

HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/ AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self-acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and, with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what positive living has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094.

SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some

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Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@ cs.com STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+.to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, etc.

Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com.

MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS2345.

MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/ DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier.

Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345.

BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area.

Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749.

EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia.

Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each

AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center.

Call Jessica, 249-7961, for childcare inquires.

More info, www.aaware. org.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington.

Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384.

FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women, 658-1996.

DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285.

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OCD SUPPORT GROUP/ THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms.

Therapist facilitated.

Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114.

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Dental Assistant Seeking enthusiastic, certified dental assistant for growing, state-of-the-art dental practice. 4-day work week, health benefits and educational travel.

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Now accepting applications for: Room Attendants/ Relief Supervision Shared Spaces/ Light Maintenance Please contact Kathleen at 802-860-1112 ext. 5928.

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We are looking for a Call Center Manager to join our team. This person will be responsible for maintaining client records, processing orders and ensuring that our clients receive excellent customer support. The call center manager must be able to work independently as well as collaboratively, be a creative and thoughtful problem solver and a great communicator with a friendly phone demeanor. Applicants should have experience with web-based software and multi-line phone system. Attention to detail is essential for this job!

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Property Property Manager, Manager, St. St. Albans Albans Champlain Housing Trust, serving the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin, and Grand Isle Champlain Housing Trust,Property serving the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin, GrandisIsle Counties seeks a full-time Manager to join our team in our St. Albans office.

Thisand position Counties seeks a full-time Property Manager to join our team in our St. Albans office.

This position responsible for the operation of a residential portfolio of CHT properties in Franklin and Grand IsleisCounties, responsible the operation of aunits, residential ofrent CHTcollections, properties rent in Franklin andlease Grand Isle Counties, the effectivefor marketing of rental tenantportfolio relations, increases, enforcement the marketing of rental units, relations,including rent collections, rentSection increases, lease enforcement and effective compliance with Federal, State and tenant local programs LIHTC, RD, 8 NC/SR 811 and HOME, and compliance with Federal, State and local programs including LIHTC, RD, Section 8 NC/SR 811 and HOME, Qualifications: A qualified candidate will have experience in residential property management, be able to Qualifications: A qualified will have experience in residential property management, be able towith work independently, enjoycandidate a team environment, communicate effectively, and exercise sound judgment work independently, enjoy a team environment, communicate effectively, and exercise sound judgment with attention to detail. Experience in HOME program and COS and LIHTC certification a plus. Travel for on-site attention to detail.

Experience to in perpetually HOME program and COS and LIHTC certification a plus. Travel for on-site visits as well as a commitment affordable housing is required. visits as well as a commitment to perpetually affordable housing is required.

Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include health insurance, vacations, holiday, Competitive salary commensurate withand experience.

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Advertising Sales Rep to sell print and web space and manage ad production in a biweekly publication. Some sales/marketing experience required, and familiarity with the Charlotte community a plus. Please respond via email with resume to nwood@gmavt.net.

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11/12/09 4:18:48 PM 2x1-leapsandbounds102809.indd 11/12/09 4:18:48 PM ARD Inc. (www.ardinc.com) an International Consulting Services firm has two professional openings at our corporate headquarters located in downtown Burlington. We are seeking quality candidates to consider for the following positions within the Business Office of our firm. For comprehensive position descriptions please visit our website at http://www.ardinc.com/careers/us.php

The Cost Proposal Specialist works under the general supervision of the Business Manager, with oversight from the Vice President of Administration. The Cost Proposal Specialist will work closely with the technical staff in developing the cost proposals and detailed budgets for Government projects primarily USAID. This position also will manage the budget realignments throughout the life of the project. This is a FT position that includes a comprehensive benefits package.

Qualifications include: BA in Business, Finance, Accounting or a related field required. Very high level proficiency in MS Excel, including the development of budgets, and formula utilization. Speaking and reading proficiency in a foreign language highly desired. Must have very strong interpersonal and communication skills and very strong organizational skills and high attention to detail. Must be comfortable working in a fast-paced and sometimes intense work environment. Job Code: Cost Proposal Specialist

PURCHASING ASSISTANT

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OUTPATIENT THERAPIST

Are you interested in being part of a group that includes a supportive team of therapists, coverage of your after-hours emergencies and efficient billing staff? We are currently seeking a full-time therapist who is a generalist and interested in working with children, adolescents, adults and families. Specialization with children also desirable. Experience with substance abuse, DBT and group treatment preferred. The ideal candidate will be an MSW/LICSW. Willing to consider other licensure. This fulltime position has an excellent benefits package. Some evening hours required. Our clinic is located close to Interstate 89 and is a short commute from Burlington and surrounding areas. The ideal candidate may qualify for the National Health Services Federal loan forgiveness program, which is substantial.

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This position will be half time Monday through Friday with a potential for2x2-ncss-out-102809.indd full-time work in the future. The Purchasing Assistant is a member of ARD's administrative support staff team and is responsible to the Vice President of Administration. The Purchasing Assistant is primarily responsible for assisting the Purchasing Coordinator with keeping the project inventories updated and with home office procurements, and is also responsible for preparing short-term consultant agreements. Responsibilities also include corresponding with the project offices concerning inventory procedures, inventory discrepancies, and missing or incomplete Property Purchase Reports & Inventories and assisting with annual inventory reporting to USAID. Qualifications include: HS diploma or GED required and 2+ years of accounting support experience in a professional office environment preferred. High-level proficiency in MS Office applications and high-level proficiency in data entry and file management required. Must have very strong organizational skills and high attention to detail. Job Code: Purchasing Assistant

To apply: Please email a letter of application with a current resume to homeofficejobs@ardinc.com. Please refer to the appropriate Job Code in the subject line. No phone calls will be accepted.

ARD, Inc. is committed to diversity and gender equality in all of its operations in the U.S and overseas. We strive to reflect these goals in our global mission and in our workplace. We encourage applications from women and underrepresented ethnic, racial and cultural groups. ARD Inc. is proud to be an Affirmative Action/ Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Leaps & Bounds is looking for motivated, flexible team players to join our growing childcare team at our Essex and Williston locations. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience.

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Wichard/Profurl group, the world’s leading manufacturer of yachting, industrial & parachuting hardware, is looking for a new CUSTOMER SERVICE member for our inside sales team.

This is an entry-level position for a person who is self motivated, enthusiastic, well organized and has excellent communication skills, phone rapport and an exceptional flair for customer service. The job will be based in our new office in Georgia, VT. Wichard/Profurl Group 148a Bryce Blvd.

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Executive Director

The Mad River Path Association (MRPA), headquartered in Waitsfield, Vt., is seeking an Executive Director. The mission of the MRPA is to complete, maintain, support and permanently protect the Mad River Path, a system of continuous public pathways from Warren to Moretown, Vt. This position is part time, 20 hours per week.

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Resumes should be received by December 15, 2009, and sent by mail to the Mad River Path Association, P.O. Box 683, Waitsfield, Vermont 05673, or by email to path@madriver.com.

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JOB OPPORTUNITIES JOB OPPORTUNITIES Youth and Family Program Youth FamilyProgram Program Adultand Outpatient Peer OutreachWorker: Worker: Identify and support Peer Identify andhealth support Emergency TeamOutreach Clinician: Looking for a master’s-level mental clinician for a transition-aged peers in conjunction with the three-day-per-week, 30-hour, weekday, benefi tted position on our agency’s Emergency transition-aged peersgrant in using conjunction with the Youth in Transition a street outreach Team, providing crisis intervention and short-term stabilization counseling, both faceLooking for grant a youngusing adult who has skillsoutreach Youth model. in Transition a street to-face and by phone. Strong preference given to candidates with experience working inLooking advocacy, relationship building,adult abilitywho to handle skills model. for a young in community settings with individuals with mental illness.

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Local treatment Addison and support County plans. Support around daily Associate’s ForTeam a complete of working Job Opportunities degree in appropriate field plus experience in with mentally ill or combination of Interagency and list statewide partners.

Experience visit www.csac-vt.org. education and experience. Knowledge or desire to learn about, the needs and abilities with transition-aged of, population and experience in of the mentally ill. Ability to deal with clients in all types of situations with patience, To apply you may choose tosystems. contact us by: working with community B.A. required. insight and compassion.

Ability to work effectively with other agency personnel in the Email: apply@csac-vt.org implementation of •client program andfor goals.

Valid driver’s this license, good driving skills, 37.5 hours per week grant period, is a benefit • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to: occasional use of car necessary. eligible position.

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Loan Officers Mortgage Brokers WANTED Are you unhappy at your current mortgage company? Are your rates not competitive? Do you get paid less on the FHA loans you do? Are you losing deals to the competition because you don’t even offer FHA loans? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might find the grass IS greener on the other side.

Equity Research Analyst – One of Vermont’s leading investment firms is expanding its equity research team.

We are looking for an individual with the perspective, temperament, and analytical ability that leads to superior investment selections. Position calls for creative, individual research coupled with the ability to engage in incisive debate with other analysts. Competitive starting salary, excellent benefits.

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Jacob Dean Mortgage is growing and we are looking for Mortgage Brokers/Loan Officers with some prior experience. Rates are at historic lows and it’s time to pull the trigger before you miss out.

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Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Vermont Technical College

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Vermont Technical College is seeking a part-time nursing clinical associate for our Williston-based ADN Nursing Program. This position will supervise the practical application of theory in assigned clinical setting; demonstrate nursing care and procedures; determine daily student assignment in the clinical units; conduct pre- and post- conferences with students; complete student evaluations.

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“Reaching out from the heart to those in need.”

Position available December 1, 2009 - June 23, 2010. 28 hours per week; $31.50/hr.

To apply: Submit a Vermont Tech employment application with resume and cover letter to Human Resources, Vermont Technical College, PO Box 500, Randolph Center, VT 05061. Employment application is available on the Vermont Tech website, www.vtc.edu.

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VERMONT CATHOLIC CHARITIES, INC.

Director of Nursing

St. Joseph's/Kervick Residential Care Home, Burlington, Vt The Director of Nursing is responsible for supervising and coordinating all activities related to the nursing/clinical function; is responsible for planning, organizing, scheduling and evaluating the work of the nursing/clinical personnel. The Director of Nursing functions as a resident care advocate and nursing advocate. This is a great opportunity to show a high level of compassion while utilizing your nursing skills. The home averages 40-45 residents. The candidate must have an RN or LPN license, 3 to 5 years experience in supervising a staff, and a willingness to promote the vision, mission and values of the home.

If interested please send resumes to eorourke@vermontcatholic.org.

Qualifications: MSN or be enrolled in a program leading toward the degree. Two years of recent experience in medical-surgical nursing.

Experience teaching in a formal program of nursing education preferred.

Active Vermont RN licensure required.

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Submit a cover letter, your CV/resume, and names of three references (references will only be called with permission of the candidate) online at www.champlain.edu/hr. Review of applications will start immediately and will proceed until the position is filled.

Attention Pharmacy Technicians Are you ready for a change from the stresses of retail pharmacy? Recent growth has provided an opportunity to add a motivated team player to our excellent staff. Qualified Pharmacy Technicians who enjoy their profession have the chance to further develop their skills in an office setting. The successful candidate must have experience keying and processing prescriptions as well as a dealing with third party adjudication. Kinney Long Term Care is an employee owned company with excellent F/T benefits including profit sharing.

Instructor, Information Assurance & Technology

The Division of Information Technology and Sciences seeks an engaged faculty member to teach courses in the Information Assurance and Technology Department. The successful candidate would be responsible for instruction in the following areas: Introduction to Networking and Security, Computer Forensics, Introduction to Computer Science, Computer Hardware and Architecture, Programming (C++), and various database courses.

Please send your resume to jasaro@jdmtg.com.

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REV Executive Director

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Renewable Energy Vermont (REV) promotes an intelligent transformation from a fossil-fuel-based economy to an economy increasingly based on renewable energy.

Long-Term Substitute – Fred Tuttle Middle School

Qualified candidate must have a Vermont Teacher License with an Educational Speech Language Pathologist endorsement and demonstrated ability to work collaboratively in a team environment.

REV seeks an Executive Director to manage multiple priorities, represent the organization, supervise staff and volunteers, and manage daily internal and external operations. This full-time position reports to the REV Board of Directors and is based in Montpelier. A bachelor’s degree, five years of experience in not-for-profit, entrepreneurially-minded work environments, and legislative policy (experience in the renewable energy field not required).

This position will remain open until filled. Candidates may forward their resume and three current references to Diane Kinnon, Human Resource Department, South Burlington School District, 550 Dorset Street, South Burlington, VT 05403, or apply at www.sbschools.net. EOE 3H-SouthBurSchoolDistSpeech-111809.indd 1

Log on to our website www.revermont.org for a complete job description and to apply electronically for this exciting position. The search will remain open until filled.

Building & Grounds Maintenance Worker

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Permanent part-time position available for a Building & Grounds Maintenance worker. 20-25 hours per week year-round Responsibilities include building maintenance, grounds maintenance, custodial work, sidewalk plowing, and other duties as assigned. Must be available 24/7 November 1st – March 30th. Experience in building maintenance to include mechanical systems and building infrastructure. Valid VT state driver’s license is required. Applications can be picked up at the Public Works office at 7878 Williston Road or by calling 802-878-1239. EOE. Position will remain open until filled.

REV is an equal opportunity employer.

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WPTZ-TV is seeking a Digital Account Executive with 1-2 years sales and account management experience to aggressively grow the station’s digital advertising revenue by selling online advertising to interactive and traditional advertising agencies, as well as directly to local businesses. The ideal candidate will have an understanding of the local ad sales marketplace and consumer sales trends and marketing. Must demonstrate ability to think creatively, sell strategically, and communicate efficiently, both internally and externally. Must possess a strong work ethic and accountability for personal goals and performance. EOE. Send resume and cover letter indicating referral source to:

WPTZ, 5 Television Drive, Plattsburgh, NY 12901, or email humanresources@wptz.com.

The College Street Children’s Center is looking for a nurturing, creative, enthusiastic infant/toddler teacher to join our team of childcare professionals.

Position is 40 hours a week and begins in early December.

Classroom experience and a BA, CDA or associate’s degree in early childhood education or related field is preferred.

A willingness to further one’s education is required.

Pay commensurate with education and experience. Benefit package included.

Also looking for substitute teachers.

Send resume and 3 letters of reference by December 3 to:

JENNE MORTON, COLLEGE STREET CHILDREN’S CENTER

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The Missisquoi and Trout Rivers Wild and Scenic River Study Advisory Committee is seeking a part-time (16-20 hrs./wk.)

Local Study Coordinator to assist and coordinate with the conduct of the three year Wild and Scenic River Study of the upper Missisquoi River and its tributary, the Trout River. The study area includes the communities of Richford, Westfield, Montgomery, Enosburg, Enosburg Falls, East Berkshire, Lowell, Troy, North Troy and Jay. The position will be colocated with the offices of the Missisquoi River 3:33:55 PMBasin Association in East Berkshire, Vt (with potential flexibility for other acceptable arrangements).

INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY ADMINISTRATOR Addison County Home Health & Hospice, Inc., is seeking a highly motivated IT professional to manage a Windows 2003 Server network environment. Indepth knowledge of Active Directory and Group Policies is required. Experience implementing networking protocols including TCP/IP, DNS, and DHCP is essential. Position administers VPNs and supports CITRIX and Windows Terminal Server clients.

Responsibilities also include managing desktop and laptop users, wireless devices, firewalls, backup and disaster recovery procedures, and VoIP phone system. Ability to troubleshoot, provide effective end user help desk support, and application and policy development are key elements of this role. The candidate will also develop and conduct training and instruction for end users.

Experience in managing MS Exchange, web design and MS Access database design, and MS Office expertise are also key components of this position.

Interested candidates should possess a BS degree and relevant industry certifications, along with at least five years of experience. Strong interpersonal skills and a proven ability to support end users are essential. Candidates should apply directly to: cpaquette@achhh.org or send resume to Addison County Home Health & Hospice, Inc., P.O. Box 754, Middlebury, VT 05753.

QUALIFICATIONS: The successful candidate will have substantial experience and comfort working in a community setting and coordinating activities, project focus, and priorities with a diverse group of local community boards, conservation advocates, volunteers, agency staff, etc. Applicants should have demonstrated familiarity and experience in community planning, resource conservation, growth management, river or watershed conservation, or similar fields. Effective written and oral communication skills are a must; experience with basic word processing and database (Excel) use are important. Local and regional travel, attending evening and occasional weekend meetings, and interfacing effectively with local commissions are required. Must be able to work efficiently and independently. For full position description, see www.troutrivernetwork.org/mrba/index.html.

SALARY: Commensurate with experience ($20-$25 per hour). The position does not provide health or other benefits.

APPLY: Please send all inquiries by 12/9/09 to Chair, Wild and Scenic River Advisory Committee, c/o Missisquoi River Basin Association, 2839 VT Route 105, East Berkshire, VT 05447, or email mrba@pshift.com.

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Child Care Referral and Information Specialist This unique 25-hour-per-week social service position has two main duties: helping clients make child care choices and developing and implementing procedures to maintain accurate referral data and easy-to-use webbased services. The ideal candidate will have a related bachelor’s degree, child care system knowledge, excellent customer service and organizational skills, experience with databases and surveys.

Flexible schedule, paid time off, supportive environment.

Full job description at www.childcareresource.org.

Send cover letter and resume to emeyer@childcareresource.org.

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SALES MANAGER The Sales Manager will manage accounts to achieve guest satisfaction. He/she is also responsible for soliciting past and new group sales accounts while maintaining relationships with existing accounts to meet and exceed revenue goals. This position does require previous hotel sales experience.

Competitive benefits including health insurance, free meals, and generous employee travel discounts at all Hilton family brand of hotels.

Please apply in person at 60 Battery Street, Burlington or reply to sarah.austin@columbiasussex.com.

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NURSE Nurse needed for work at a private residential care facility in Winooski. Experience with elder care a plus. The right candidate will be compassionate but professional. If you are tired of the rat race call Dorothy at 655-2395.

The Northeast Organic Farming Association of Vermont (NOFA-VT) is a nonprofit association based in Richmond, Vt.

The Residence Inn by Marriott Burlington/Williston is looking for a

Director of Sales/Sales Manager The Director of Sales/Sales Manager will plan and manage the overall sales and marketing for the hotel with direct help from the General Manager.

The ideal candidate will have prior hotel direct-sales experience required. Residence Inn or major extended stay brand experience preferred. Ability to work well on own, contribute to hotel-wide initiatives and priorities, and effectively close the sale on prospective business are also requirements for this position. Local candidates strongly preferred; relocation assistance is not available.

Hotel offers great benefits package including medical, dental, vision and 401(k).

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Please send a letter of interest and resume to Enid Wonnacott, Executive Director, at enid@nofavt.org.

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Circus Smirkus Deputy Director Award-winning youth circus seeks talented, problem-solving team player to provide cross-organization leadership and management.

Directly manages finance, admin, IT and human resources.

Responsible for assessing needs and planning and implementing improvements to internal systems and processes, including IT. BS in Business or related field and nonprofit experience preferred. Senior management experience required. Position is in Greensboro, Vermont with occasional travel around the state and New England.

Please email resume & cover letter with salary requirements to elizahale@aol.com by 11-20.

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iving up to the legacy of one’s parents can be challenging for many of us. But what if your parents (and grandparents) were, like, kind of a big deal?

Sarah Lee Guthrie, 30, is the granddaughter of Woody Guthrie, arguably the single most important figure in the history of modern American songwriting. And her dad, Arlo Guthrie, isn’t exactly a slouch himself.

In October, Sarah Lee, along with her husband, Johnny Irion, and their two children, released a new children’s album, Go Waggaloo. The record consists of 13 songs, including three written by her illustrious grandfather and recovered from the voluminous Woody Guthrie Archives.

Seven Days recently spoke with Sarah Lee Guthrie by phone, in advance of her performance with, well, her whole freakin’ family — Arlo included — at the Flynn MainStage this Thursday.

SEVEN DAYS: When you were growing up, at what point did you become aware of your father’s and your grandfather’s place in music history?

SARAH LEE GUTHRIE: It was probably more sprung on me than I ever really thought of myself. You know when you learn “This Land Is Your Land” in, like, kindergarten or something? Well, the teacher looked right at me and said, “Sarah, why don’t you lead us in this? You must know it.” And I think all of us [Guthrie] kids have similar stories, even my dad. We’re like, “Oh, man. We don’t know it!”

Nobody ever told us. We were just kids. And

my dad certainly never sat us down and said, “OK. So your grandfather was this.” It was never like that. So I kind of learned through school about Woody.

For my dad, there was one moment. Of course, I knew that he played shows. And I remember being on the road with him at certain points in my life, especially early on. I have a vivid 3-year-old memory of this massive crowd and my dad singing and playing piano. Those things kind of stick with you. But I can remember one time being on the road with dad, and I was sitting on the tour-bus steps. And he was talking with everybody and signing autographs, which was kind of normal. I knew that kind of stuff occurred with my dad. But one guy, I will never forget him, he walks up to me — he had a cane. He made an impression on me … he had tears in his eyes and I was probably 7 years old at the time. He said, “You have no idea what your dad has done for me with ‘Alice’s Restaurant.’”

And now that I look back, that was the moment that I realized that my dad had an emotional impact on people. I kinda thought that was just normal stuff. But when I saw somebody crying and he was obviously a Vietnam vet — I didn’t know that at the time, but I know that now. But “Alice’s Restaurant” had saved his life, was how he put it to me.

And I just kind of went, “Oh, shit.” That’s big.

That was the moment that I understood that my dad was important to people, not just for entertainment … But I think it’s never ending, this process of learning who your par-

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ents are and what they mean to other people.

I’m still learning that.

SD: Had you ever considered another career path, like, maybe accounting?

SLG: Yeah, totally! I didn’t know I would do this at all. When I was 18, I was going to register for college in Santa Monica. I wanted to be as normal as possible, because I grew up in this crazy family and everybody looked at us a lot. I just wanted to be regular, have a 9-to-5. I really thought I was cut out for that, and not to be in front of people … But it was sort of out of a lack of a better plan, really.

[Laughs] I was out in L.A. and looking for a job, working at a record store part time and getting ready to go to college. But then my mom called and asked if I would rather just go out on the road with Dad. And I thought, Well, that would be a pretty cool “job” for a while. So I found myself on the stage learning songs and realizing it was a pretty cool thing to do.

SD: There’s often a stigma attached to the children of famous songwriters. Here I’m thinking about people like Jakob Dylan and John Lennon’s children, especially. Is it intimidating to be a working musician playing in the shadow of not just your dad but your grandfather, too?

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ManHattan Pizza & Pub: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. nECtar’S: True School Wednesday with Nastee & A-Dog (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

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Before we tackle the issues of the day, I want to congratulate you, dear readers, for coming out en masse to the Blind Pilot show at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge last Friday. “Indie” shows are a notoriously iffy draw at the area’s marquee juke joint. Not to beat a dead (iron) horse into the (higher) ground, but that’s why we don’t get as many of them as perhaps we should. But on this occasion, you guys really pulled through and came close to packing the place. And, as anyone who was there will tell you, it was a terrific show. Well done.

However, it appears that, once again, we need to go over some ground rules regarding club-going etiquette, specifically with regard to mellower fare, such as was on display this particular evening. (Note: That sound you’re hearing is me rolling up this very newspaper and preparing to whack you on your collective snout.)

Bad, audience. Bad. We’ve been through this before, yet you continue to pee on my metaphorical rug. So I’m going to say it one more time.

Dear show talkers. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

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You know who you are, so I won’t waste time pointing anyone out. OK, I lied: bro in the Phillies hat and your popped-collar crew, the two gum-chewing college chicks in the matching Ugg boots who were apparently embroiled in a wacky romantic crisis, among several others.

Also, the excessive PDA couple in front of me. Granted, you weren’t really “talking,” per se. Still, it was distracting.

Um, let’s move on.

To be fair, some degree of bar chatter is to be expected at almost any live show that’s not at the Flynn or Parima’s Acoustic Lounge. I’ll even go a step further and suggest that said chatter is actually part of the ambience. But here’s what I will never, ever understand. Why on earth would you fork over your hard-earned money to see a band — and for all of the wonderful things Higher Ground is, “cheap” is rarely one of them — then spend the whole night talking?

First of all, it is incredibly rude, not only to the folks in your immediate vicinity but to the performers as well. FYI: They can hear you. On behalf of Burlington, my deepest apologies, Laura Viers. Please come back.

Furthermore, it’s just dumb. And I don’t mean the money-wasting thing. Just ask the babbling yahoos who were nearly accosted by my girlfriend at a recent Low Anthem show. And, no, I am not joking about that. A word to the wise: Do not incur the wrath of Plus One. At this point, you’re probably saying, “Gee, Dan. I agree with you. But it’s never really gonna change, is it?” You may also be saying, “Wow, Dan. Your girlfriend is effin’ nuts.” And you’re right — about the first thing, anyway.

As long as there are live shows, there will always be assho … er, show talkers. But that doesn’t mean we should stand for it. And if by writing this I’ve given pause to even just one of them concerning show habits, it will exponentially improve the concert experience of the 10 people standing around him or her at the next show. Thus, I will feel vindicated.

So, in closing, the next time you are out at a show, especially a low-key affair, take a moment to observe your surroundings. If you notice the people around you regularly turning in your direction looking as though someone just broke wind, the chances are good that you’re talking too loudly. Unless of course you did just … let’s move on.

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the Langdon Street Café. Joining Bernardo will be nylon string guitar wonder Jairo Sequiera, bassist John Thompson and percussionist Caitrin Noel.

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We’ll Always Have Montpelier

Regular readers may be aware that I have a borderline unhealthy infatuation with Miriam Bernardo. For those not keeping score, the running tally of potentially embarrassing mentions in these pages recently includes a marriage proposal and my hinting at the prospect of fainting while watching her perform with The Motortown Revival. What can I say? I’m a sucker for incredibly talented female singers.

Anyway, last week, our “relationship” took a bizarre twist as Miriam informed me — via email, no less — that we were getting divorced. Frankly, I was crushed.

Mostly because I never knew we had gotten married. (Note to Plus One: Love you, honey!)

Now, I should note that I have known Miriam for years, and that my pining here has been completely tongue-in-cheek. I was just trying to come up with a clever way to express how much admiration I have for her considerable vocal abilities. But it occurs to me that I should try a different tack. Here goes: I can count on one hand the local vocalists who are even remotely in her league. And about that line I am definitely not joking.

Now, back to our breakup. Amid the divorce papers, Miriam also mentioned a show she was putting together in tribute to the late Latina icon Mercedes Sosa, who passed away earlier this year and was regarded as among the most important voices in Latin American music. As Miriam put it, “The beauty of her voice captured the identity of her culture and transmitted a message of humanity and equality.” Anyone else feel like Miriam could be describing herself there?

Anyway, the show happens Thursday at

A hearty welcome back to the After Dark Music Series, which kicks off its 15th season this Saturday at Middlebury’s United Methodist Church with a performance by witty folk singer Christine Lavin.

Speaking of fun folk music, local duo Folk by Association present the next installment of their monthly residency at Parima’s Acoustic Lounge this Saturday.

Newly reconstituted local rock outfit My Dearest Darling are celebrating the release of a new album with a show at the Monkey House this Friday. If you want to get a taste of the disc, I’d recommend perusing my blog SolidState (7dblogs.com/solidstate) and checking out their new cut, “Decay.”

Graph and In Memory of Pluto-spinoff Spirit Animal open.

Last but not least, the most intriguing show of the week is all-girl Led Zep tribute band, Lez Zeppelin, playing this Friday at … Burlington’s Union Station? Awesome.

And, yes, this is really happening. Local rail advocates the Vermont Rail Action Network are presenting the show to promote awareness of the need for extensive train service in the state. I concur.

Dept. of Corrections

It appears I was seriously off my game last week and made a number of inexcusable goofs. In no particular order, they were: The review of The Kind Buds’ latest effort, All in Your Mind, referred to the duo as being based in Massachusetts. They ain’t.

The Buds are, in fact, from, um, Vermont.

My bad, Buds.

The feature story I wrote about Michael Chorney and his brand-spankin’-new sextet [“Composing Himself”] regrettably did not contain a proper photo credit for the snazzy pic accompanying the piece. The photog was Brent Harrewyn. Sorry, Brent.

And, as several alert readers were kind enough to point out, my jab at The Decemberists’ newest album in last week’s “SoundBites” was off the mark. No, not that Hazards of Love blew, cuz it did. But rather that I absentmindedly referred to it as The Crane Wife, which was released in 2006 — and most decidedly didn’t blow.

Thanks for keeping me honest, folks. And please accept my sincere apologies for the errors. It will never happen again. Maybe. m

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:: burlington area

1/2 Lounge: Steve Hartman (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. BK2VT with DJs Francise & Mike Device (mashup), 10 p.m., Free.

242 MaIn: Defeater, Engergy, Crucial Times, Fractures (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA. Backstage PuB: Open Mic with Jess & Jeff, 8 p.m., Free. Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free. cLuB MetRonoMe: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5.

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Muddy WateRs: The Lonestar Chain, Blowtorch (rock, alt-country), 9 p.m., Free. nectaR’s: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Hot Neon Magic (’80s New Wave), 9 p.m., $3. nIgHtcRaWLeRs: Sideshow Bob (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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Rí Rá IRIsH PuB: DJ Johnny Utah (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

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Backstage PuB: Run for Cover (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Banana WInds caFé & PuB: Squagmyre (rock), 9 p.m., Free. cLuB MetRonoMe: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

FRanny o’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. gReen RooM: Envy with Threshold Crew (dubstep), 10 p.m., Free.

HaLvoRson’s uPstReet caFé: Chapin Road (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., Free.

HIgHeR gRound BaLLRooM: Dropkick Murphys, The Have Nots, Bryan Mcpherson (Celtic punk), 8 p.m., $33/35. AA. HIgHeR gRound sHoWcase Lounge: Third Saturday Dance party with DJ Alan perry (house), 9 p.m., $7/10. AA. JP’s PuB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LIFt: Spyce Saturdays with DJ Robbie J (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3.

MaRRIott HaRBoR Lounge: The Trio featuring paul Cassarino, Tracie Cassarino & Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free. nectaR’s: Jay Burwick (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Seth Yacovone Band, The Thang (blues), 9 p.m., $5. nIgHtcRaWLeRs: Melonheads (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

PaRIMa acoustIc Lounge: Folk By Association (folk), 8 p.m., Free.

RadIo Bean: Jonah Salzman (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Caitlin Canty (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Joe Adler & the Big Benson Beaver Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free. The Ethan Snyder project (rock), 11 p.m., Free. The Medicinals (bluegrass), 11:45 p.m., Free.

RasPutIn’s: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

Red squaRe: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Dan parks & the Blame (rock), 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

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After more than 30 years of writing and performing around the state, Georgia, Vt., songwriter John Gibbons has delivered his first solo album, Small Town Dance. And when they get a taste, fans of the Green Mountains’ vibrant roots, bluegrass and Americana scenes will no doubt wonder what took so long.

As its title should imply, Gibbons’ debut is a charmingly down-home affair. From start to finish, the songwriter paints breezy, almost Rockwellian portraits of small-town life. He displays an obvious affinity for folk, bluegrass and country, not only in timehonored genre aesthetics but in theme as well. So, while his observations are often quaint and familiar, they are colored with a rusty hue that never quite falls into idyllic pretense.

Tom Gray’s “Silence or Tears” — one of the album’s three cover songs — opens the disc and introduces Gibbons as an instinctive vocalist. Framed by Colin McCaffery’s wailing fiddle, his tender croon is perfectly suited for Gray’s classic lovelorn ballad.

“This Cowboy I Know” follows and marks the first of the disc’s seven Gibbonspenned originals (another, “Season Song,” was written by Gibbons’ longtime collaborator, guitarist Craig Anderson). The lolling waltz showcases the songwriter’s understated but effective lyrical prowess.

His unadorned melody proves the perfect foundation for Carol Hausner’s soaring vocal harmony work.

Richard Shindell’s trucker homage “The Kenworth of My Dreams” is distinctly enjoyable in Gibbons’ playful delivery.

Reprising an old fan favorite, “Oh, Well, AOL” is a quirky, tongue-in-cheek tale of love lost to, well, AOL. However, the tune was written in 2001 and, given the speed with which Internet technology has since changed, it sounds woefully dated. Granted, “Oh, Blast, Comcast” doesn’t have quite the same ring.

“Pick Your Place, Anne Marie,” is a gorgeous ode to classic Appalachian

balladry, recounting the story of a lifelong love found and nurtured in the splendor of the Green Mountains. Once again, the always impressive Hausner proves the perfect foil for Gibbons’ reedy, unassuming timbre.

Gibbons and company close the album — and presumably, the bar — with the roadhouse scorcher “Another Shot of Rye Whiskey.” Though the mild-mannered Gibbons seems ill cast in the role of barroom brawler, it’s a fun romp and a suitable chaser to yet another fine addition to Vermont’s expanding catalogue of high-quality Americana releases.

John Gibbons celebrates Small Town Dance with a release party at Champlain College’s Alumni Auditorium this Saturday, November 21.

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Saint Albums, The Machine in the Man (LONELY HIWAY RECORDS, DIGITAL DOWNLOAD)

OK, Vermont musicians. Raise your hand if you’ve released a really good full-length album this year.

Just as I suspected, I’m seeing quite a few hands out there. Good, good. Now, keep your hand raised if you’ve released two really good full-length albums this year.

All right, we’ve got The Vacant Lots and a handful of other folks.

Sounds about right.

Now, leave ’em up if you’ve released three really good full-length albums this year …

Anyone? Bueller?

Oh, wait, you in the back. Yup, there he is, Ben Campbell. Come on up and take a bow, man. Because with The Machine in the Man you have pretty much just lapped the field … again.

The preceding recounts a fictional awards ceremony that occurred in my

caffeine-addled head just now. Weird, I know. But to be perfectly honest, I’ve been at a loss to comprehend how one man could be responsible for three of the finest local releases this year alone. I mean, anyone can be prolific. But to release a trio of phenomenal records consisting entirely of new, original material in less than 12 months is just absurd. The only explanation: Ben Campbell — aka Saint Albums — is, in fact, Vermont’s patron saint of albums.

(Question: Is it OK to canonize someone if he’s still alive?)

Frankly, Ben, this is getting a little out of hand. I mean, I am running out of ways to tell my readers how good you are.

Granted, I didn’t review Oasis of Joy. But that was because I needed those adjectives for my review of your second 2009 effort, Metal Dream. And now this? You just fried Thesaurus.com. I hope you’re happy.

So yeah. What can I say about The Machine? How about this: It is among the most finely conceived and executed recordings I’ve heard this year — and that includes Campbell’s earlier 2009 efforts.

And I don’t mean “locally.” I mean period.

In other words, not only is he putting out an unfathomable amount of music, he’s getting better. Hey, way to make the rest of us look bad.

Honestly, Ben, you had me at the pitchperfect harmonies in “I’ll Never Know My Love.” But then you had to rock my world with the cheeky, melodic twists in “Bayside Shuffle.” As if that weren’t enough, on “We Are Burning” you had to prove my theory that Auto-Tune can actually be an effective — and tasteful — production tool. I won’t even mention how much I dig the compositions on “The Whispering Wind” and “Made of the Mountain.” It’s not fair, Ben. It’s just not fair.

The Machine in the Man and Saint Albums’ two other 2009 releases are available for free download at www. lonelyhiway.com.

While you’re there, you might as well pick up the other five albums Campbell has put out since 2007. They’re probably obnoxiously good, too.

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RadiO Bean: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.

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fRanny O’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

Red squaRe: Justin Levinson Band (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

51 Main: Stuck in the Middle (a cappella), 6:30 p.m., Free. We Are the Financial Crisis (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

higheR gROund BaLLROOM: Dropkick Murphys, Mark Lind & the Unloved, Bryan Mcpherson (Celtic punk), 8 p.m., $33/35. AA.

City LiMits: Dance party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

neCtaR’s: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

RuBen JaMes: Why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

On the Rise BakeRy: Live Music, 7:30 p.m., Donations.

nightCRawLeRs: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free.

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RadiO Bean: Old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Tommy Alexander (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Cosmic American Trio (cosmic Americana), 8 p.m., Free. Tiffany pfeiffer & the Discarnate Band (soul), 10 p.m., Free.

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MOnOPOLe: Otis Budd (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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CLuB MetROnOMe: Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, Fool’s Gold, Local Natives (indie), 9 p.m., $10.

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braced them and haven’t supported them.

And I think that I’m pretty lucky to have a family that has supported me and allowed me to be on the stage with them and have taught me. If it wasn’t for my dad and his lack of ego, his ability to let go of himself and allow me to learn and make mistakes and not worry about his image — and I’m sort of comparing myself to those other folks that you mentioned, because, listening to their stories, I don’t know that I would feel any different than they do. There’s a lot 2:47:29 PM of bitterness.

I just feel lucky that my dad is easygoing. And a spiritual man. I mean, he really is that and he raised us like that. And he’s not afraid to be humiliated, you know? So maybe I walk out onstage and I say the wrong thing, or I’m out of tune. He’s just not worried about that and he’ll never even say anything. It’s up to me to find out. And he’s allowed me to have that path. And, believe me, I’m really grateful for that.

We did this thing for the Bravo channel one time, “Singing in the Shadows.”

[Laughs] I know, it’s really awful. And everybody else’s stories were sad, I think, with the exception of David Crosby’s kid, James Raymond, who plays with him now.

But he didn’t grow up like that. He was adopted and finally found David. But he has a great sense of humor about it. And, 4:31:03 PM of course, David plays with him, so maybe that’s a common denominator.

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Showroom I mean, we’re just scratching the surface here. That’s the most amazing thing: I have Hours not seen all of the lyrics. I have spent two Tues - Sat entire days in the archives and I probably 10 - 5 should go back soon. But two whole days and I’m still overwhelmed. He [Woody] wrote, I think the exact number is 2996 songs. So it’s not just some little archive.

It’s really a wild adventure to walk into.

And because he wrote so much, you can tell where he was almost every day of his life, because he wrote about it. He was visiting Stetson Kennedy in Jacksonville, Fla., for a few months and fighting off the KKK. So you’ve got 100 songs about racial discrimination and humanitarian ballads that are completely touching. And that’s just one thing that he wrote about.

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miliar with. You’re going, “Oh, my god, that’s my grandfather.” But you know, he’s a man and he’s a human. And he put it all on paper and it is so inspiring and liberating to see that one person can take all of these different positions and be up front about them. He just wrote about everything. Never mind his political views and the activism that are at the forefront of his career. I mean, that’s what most people know about Woody Guthrie, because they’re radical [ideas], especially in those days.

But it’s really fun to see all of those things in one room, coming from one man.

And they’re all good. We’re familiar with maybe the 200 songs that he recorded.

And those are all good, too. But there are so many more and they’re all really good.

So I’m really looking forward to even more projects coming out. And they’re not all going to be great. Who knows if this person was supposed to put a melody to that song. And may the best melody win!

[Laughs] And there is some discrepancy as to whether this should be done at all. Who has the right to put music to Woody Guthrie’s lyrics? Who has the right to give permission to do that?

The answer is that we don’t really know.

But my Aunt Nora has been bold enough to do this. And I think it’s a great thing and that many people are grateful for the new songs.

So there are a lot of different ways you could look at this. But I tend to look at it as a positive thing. And I’ve had a great time with his children’s songs — there’s another side of him. He was a silly man, too. And he had great plays on words. I mean, Go Waggaloo.

What’s a “waggaloo”? But it feels great and it felt great to sing it. And it felt great to look down at these words that he typed and see the way that he typed or wrote.

The expressions in his typing are apparent and the melodies just come off the page.

You can almost hear him sing it if you read.

And I think that’s the most incredible thing.

The way that he punctuated the intensity of his type, the letters. The way that he spelled was completely phonetic. The first line of the song is, “In this world of spirtulation.”

You might be wondering what “spirtulation” is? I don’t know. But I loved it. And I sang it. It was a lot of fun and a completely natural process for me, and Johnny as well, to put music to these lyrics.

SD: Since you never met him, that must have been a fascinating way of getting to know your grandfather.

SLG: Definitely. And everything that I read about him, and especially the works that he wrote, is another chance for me to get closer to him. So I’ve definitely taken advantage of that. [Laughs] And people do ask me about him, so I feel an obligation to know a little something. But I feel spiritually close to him and have loved the opportunity to get to know him more, as anybody does, I think. You might even consider him a part of your family if you grew up with his music. I think he’s in the hearts of everybody. m

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Middlebury College’s Advanced Choreography class is stepping into the spotlight this week — in more ways than one. Charged with the ambitious semester-long project of creating, casting and performing their own pieces, the dancers in this upper-level course also designed the lighting for their peers’ work. Lighting designer and technical director Jennifer Ponder explains that, after graduation, dancers are “often without a design collaborator,” so they need to know how to produce their own performances. Six Midd students unveil their “contemporary vernacular” styles, polished with the guidance of INSPIRIT dance troupe founder Christal Brown. “The interesting thing to see,” Ponder says, “is how each piece can look different from each other, even though they’re working from the same equipment.”

FALL DANCE CONCERT Friday and Saturday, November 20 & 21, 8 p.m., at Dance Studio, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College. $6-10. Info, 443-3168. www.middlebury.edu/arts

Location, Location, Location Middlebury Community Players’ director Douglas Anderson found that site was as important as subject in bringing Meredith Wilson’s The Music Man to life. “It’s the ideal small-town production,” he says. And, with 47 actors (the largest cast yet to grace the Town Hall Theater stage), he adds, “Here in Middlebury, we feel like we have most of the town in the show.” Amid the barbershop melodies and march-tempo choruses, local audiences will notice actual families playing fictional ones. “Given our recent political and financial concerns in America,” Anderson continues, it “seems right to go back to a simpler time [1912] ... a period we have very warm feelings of.” What’s more heartwarming than a sweet librarian weakening a bad-boy con man’s resolve?

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Thursday-Saturday, November 19-21, 8 p.m., and Sunday, November 22, 2 p.m., at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. See website for future show dates. $14-17; $50 for opening night gala. Info, 382-9222. www.townhalltheater.org

My Heart Will Go On Whether or not church bells were ringing, several classical composers of the 1800s had a habit of penning love songs to the ladies in their lives. Israeli-born pianist Sally Pinkas and mezzo-soprano Erma Mellinger explore their wedded and unwedded bliss in a series of captivating song cycles this week. Eight pieces in Robert Schumann’s Frauenliebe und -Leben (A Woman’s Loves and Life) express his joy at gaining permission to marry pianist Clara Wieck.

Gabriel Fauré, on the other hand, interpreted the words of French poet Paul Verlaine’s “La Bonne Chanson” (“The Good Song”) — described by Victor Hugo as a “flower in a bombshell” — in a tribute to his mistress.

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Monday, November 23, 7 p.m., at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. $10-18. Info, 603-646-2422. hop.dartmouth.edu

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MissilE launch ProtEst: Folks looking to end nuclear weapon use hold a peace vigil in support of banning all missile testing. Meet at intersection of Church and Pearl streets. Various downtown locations, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 848-7552.

MoDEl un DEbatE: Opinions fly as the newly formed Model UN Club and the Marketing Club host a debate on current international issues.

Flynt Commons. Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3259.

business

KEllEy MarKEting MEEting: Marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals brainstorm help for local nonprofits over breakfast.

Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6495.

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rotary club of EssEx: Rotarians help build goodwill and peace as they organize service goals at weekly social meetings. Nonmembers are welcome to attend. The Essex, Essex Junction, 12:10-1:30 p.m. $15 for members; free to drop in.

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‘finDing a carEEr that’s right for you’: High schoolers consider employment paths through activities, discussion and career software. VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800642-3177.

MastEr’s of EDucation info sEssion & DinnEr: Those with aspirations to higher learning meet Master of Arts faculty for the details. Union Institute & University, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. Free.

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burnhaM KnittErs: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4269.

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‘hats off to you’: Bowler, helmet and fedora wearers learn the dos and don’ts of accessorizing as they fashion head toppers for a 2010 contest to benefit the Pink Ribbon Diva Foundation. Mr. Twitter’s Garden & Gift Emporium, Rutland, 5:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 282-4464. rug hooKing & Knitting circlE: Experienced and novice needle workers present their looped creations, swap ideas and indulge in textile camaraderie. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. snoWMobilE safEty coursE: Drivers learn the proper rules and techniques for wintertime offroading. Montpelier High School, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $5. Info, 225-8691.

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‘sPEnD sMart’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks. Vermont Adult Learning, St. Albans, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 540-2567.

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‘Pray thE DEvil bacK to hEll’: In this Tribeca Film Festival Best Documentary winner, a band of women conspire to bring peace to Liberia, ending a decades-long civil war. A group discussion follows the screening. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929. ‘thE lovED onE’: Oscar-winning director Tony Richardson’s 1965 satire spoofs the funeral business through this story of a young poet’s journey to Hollywood, where he finds himself employed at a local pet cemetery. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘thE naME of thE rosE’: Based on Umberto Eco’s bestselling novel, this experimental 1986 film is a medieval murder mystery set in a monastic library.

Hudson Hall, Room 106, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

‘What i Want My WorDs to Do to you’: Playwright and activist Eve Ensler leads a writing workshop that helps imprisoned women explore their crimes and culpability in this emotionally charged documentary. Chittenden Bank Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 1-2:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 238-7994. ‘y tu MaMá taMbién’: Two teens get in over their heads when they set off on a wild cross-country road trip with a seductive and desperate-to-escape 28-year-old. Yokum Lecture Hall, Room 200, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

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‘brining & roasting your thanKsgiving turKEy’: Butcher Frank Pace cooks up a traditional roast bird with pork sausage stuffing and pan gravy for home chefs to eat and learn from.

Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5-7 p.m. $15. Info, 863-2569.

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rEnEWablE EnErgy WorKshoP: Colin Sorenson from Alteris Renewables details how homeowners can harness photovoltaic, solar-thermal and wind power. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.com.

or volunteering. Cafeteria. South Burlington High School, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7065.

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Japanese Tea Ceremony: Folks sample traditional teas and Japanese foods at this program hosted by Vermont Reads. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878.

health & fitness

‘Create a Strong Immune System’: Dr. Bill Schenck doles out tips for staying healthy during flu season, ranging from nutrition suggestions to preventative measures. Natural Provisions, Williston, 6:30-8 p.m. $5 donation to Williston Food Shelf. Info, 878-8330.

kids

‘A Long Way to Fly’: Bird watchers ages 3 to 5 learn about long-distance flappers through stories, games and a short walk to stretch their ... wings.

North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

Babytime: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 876-7147.

‘Fourth & Fifth Graders Read’: Youth don reading glasses for a brand-new fiction group and discussion of their favorite lit genres. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:15-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘Moving & Grooving with Christine’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes.

Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

‘Teens Read’: Middle schoolers chat about the books that keep them flipping page after page.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

‘Turk & Runt’: Preschoolers relish a story about a family of turkeys on the Wishbone Farm before visiting their cousin — the chicken — in the barnyard.

Preregister. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9-10:30 a.m. $3-5. Info, 457-2355.

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Folk By Association: This guitar- and mandolinplaying duo performs musical styles ranging from folk to jazz to bluegrass and more. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994.

Master Class With Ian Altman: An expert on 20th-century piano pieces imparts his wisdom in this tutorial. Call for specific location. Johnson State College, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2860.

Student Performance Recital: Growing musicians produce genres from classical to jazz on their various instruments. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

outdoors

Bird-Monitoring Walk: Beginning and novice birders fine-tune their eyes and ears to recognize winged residents as part of a field-monitoring project. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 8-10 a.m. Donations. Info, 434-3068.

talks

Frederick ‘Skip’ Burkle: The world-renowned public health physician gives students ideas on how to use their degrees in “A Liberal Arts Education and Careers in Global Justice.” Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘Listening Forum on Issues of Incarceration’: As part of the “Interrupted Life: Incarcerated Mothers in the United States” exhibit, the Vermont Commission on Women invites community members to hear shared stories of moms behind bars. Livak Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 828-0572.

‘Lunch & Learn’: Speaker Dee Brightstar shares her native culture through handmade clothing and baskets in “The Native American Way.” Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. noon. $3. Info, 863-3982.

Panel Discussion: Director of Women Offenders and Family Services for the Department of Corrections Jill Evans joins UVM profs in discourse about the issues and challenges Vermont’s incarcerated women face. Chittenden Bank Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 238-7994.

Sophie Mitsoglou: This speaker from Mountain Lake PBS gives sly business tips in “Tight Budgets and Guerrilla Marketing.” Cardinal Lounge, Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 5 p.m. Free.

Info, 518-564-3095.

T. Barton Thurber: The curator of European art at Dartmouth College’s Hood Museum details how the excavation of artifacts from Pompeii inspired artists from the Age of Enlightenment to the Victorian era to create idealized reconstructions.

Room 301, Williams Hall, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-2014.

Valerie Esposito: The economics expert reveals the flaws of our current financial system and offers fixes through a steady state economy in “A Real Solution to Our Economic and Environmental Problems.” Trinity United Methodist Church, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2577.

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Brian Regan: This funnyman, known for his comedy specials on Comedy Central and appearances on “The Late Show With David Letterman,” cracks top-notch jokes. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $48.56. Info, 863-5966.

Met Live in HD: Palace 9: Opera singer Maria Guleghina stars as a ruthless Chinese princess in the high-def broadcast of the Metropolitan Opera’s production of Puccini’s last work, Turandot. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $20-24. Info, 660-9300.

‘Parallel Lives’: In skits taking place from the dawn of man to today, actors Catherine Doherty and Kathryn Markey tackle everything from health food to gender roles in a rowdy laugh-fest. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $2568. Info, 296-7000, boxoffice@northernstage.org.

‘Reckless’: After learning her husband has taken out a contract on her life, Rachel runs away ... only to come face to face with even more adventure.

Castleton State College’s theater department presents this comedy by Craig Lucas. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476.

‘1900’: This play adapted by student Nerina Cocchi brings to life the story of a genius jazz pianist who spends his entire life aboard an ocean liner — until he decides to disembark, that is. Wright Memorial Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

words

Bill Schubart: The author of The Lamoille Stories: Uncle Benoit’s Wake and Other Tales From Vermont speaks to readers about how “Our Stories Survive Us.” Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

Book Discussion Group: Avid readers dig into Bruno Schulz’s Street of Crocodiles to compare thoughts and reactions. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

Frederick Lane: The Burlington-based computer forensics expert and author of American Privacy uncovers how webcams, social networking and GPS-equipped phones can make your world scarily transparent. Billings North Lounge. University of Vermont, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-9980.

‘Prophetic Odyssey’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-5125.

‘The Painted Word’: Stanza scribblers express their love of verse at a Burlington Poets Society meeting, followed with readings by Caroline Knox, Dorothea Lasky and Dara Wier. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6:15-7:30 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5.

‘You Come, Too’: Spend winter lingering on the cultivated lines of selected British poets, from John Donne to T.S. Eliot, with Peter Gilbert’s readings and discussion. Vermont Humanities Council, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626.

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Pulp Painting Techniques: Artist Deborah Sharpe-Lunstead demonstrates her signature impressionistic studies by using her own handmade paper and finely ground colors. The Art House, Middlebury, 2:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 458-0464.

dance

Argentine Tango Lessons: It takes two to tango, but no partner is necessary to learn this vibrant style of movement, which originated in Buenos Aires and Montevideo. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 4:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014.

St. John’s Club, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Donations accepted; cash bar. Info, 592-3190.

‘Crash’: Viewers enter a surreal world of sex and car collisions in David Cronenberg’s 1996 winner of the Special Jury Prize at Cannes. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 865-7166.

‘Three Masterworks by Three Masters’: Movie buffs watch the great achievements of animation pros: Frederic Back’s The Man Who Planted Trees, Osamu Tezuka’s Legend of the Forest and Te Wei’s Feeling From Mountain and Water. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

food & drink

Argentinian Wine Dinner: Foodies travel south through a six-course dinner with drink pairings. The Green Room, Burlington, wine and hors d’oeuvres reception at 6 p.m.; dinner at 6:30. $80. Info, 6519669.

education

International Dinner: Comestibles from around the globe pile high on plates. Preregister.

Samuel D’s Restaurant, Sibley Hall. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 5:30-6:30 p.m. $12. Info, 518-5644264.

environment

‘Inventing the Future of Food’: Gary Hirshberg of Stonyfield Farm, named one of “America’s Most Promising Social Entrepreneurs” by Business Week, shares what’s on his mind in a conversation over a dinner benefiting the Intervale Center. Preregister.

Bluebird Tavern, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $50.

Info, 660-0440, ext. 101, joyce@intervale.org.

School Open House: Parents of kids in preschool through grade 3 consider a public ed alternative.

International Children’s School, South Burlington, 5:45-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-3344.

‘Button-Up Vermont Workshop’: Residents learn to lock in heat and lower fuel costs through simple home improvements. Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Visitor Center, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 244-0944.

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Craft Vermont: Creators of unique gifts from jackets to jewelry preside over 130 juried exhibits.

Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, noon - 8 p.m. $7 ticket valid for readmission all four days; $4 on Sunday. Info, 373-5429.

Feng Shui: Acupuncturist Kerry Jenni covers the basics of optimal furniture placement and color enhancement to increase the energy flow of indoor spaces. City Market, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 861-9700.

‘Great American Smokeout’: Community members light birthday candles for the American Cancer Society and pledge to kick cancer at this Relay for Life NordicStyle reception. American Cancer Center, Williston, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 866-466-0626.

‘Make Your Own Knitting Needles’: Yarn mavens craft two sets of wooden tools with Carol Collins of Singing Spindle Spinnery. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5-6:30 p.m. $8-10.

Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain. com.

‘Moving Beyond Fear’: Hypnotherapist Samuel Lurie, climate activist Barbarina Heyerdahl and creative change fomenter Kathy Blume use their skills to help turn the trepidation of change into an occasion of possibility. McClure Center for School Programs, Shelburne Farms, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $7.

Info, 985-9830.

Mt. Mansfield Scale Modelers: Hobbyists break out the superglue and sweat the small stuff at a miniature-construction skill swap. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0765.

film

‘1900’ Screening: Bernardo Bertolucci’s epic film portrays a history of Italy through the 45-year friendship of two men across class lines. Hudson Hall, Room 106, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

‘Ask Us Who We Are’: Bess O’Brien introduces her new doc about Vermont youth in foster care.

Thanksgiving Feast: Pumpkin pie provides a satisfying finish to an old-fashioned Turkey Day dinner, tricked out with all the fixings. Hosted by the Champlain Senior Center. Elks Club, Burlington, noon. $5 suggested donation. Info, 658-3585.

health & fitness

Wellness Fair: From smoking cessation to substance abuse, folks fill up on personal health factoids. Withey Hall, Green Mountain College, Poultney, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 287-8376.

‘What Would You Like to Know About Diabetes?’: Matthew Gilbert, DO, satisfies any and all questions about the common disease. Vermont Regional Diabetes Center, South Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 847-1014.

holidays

Artisans’ Bazaar: Nearly 40 crafters exhibit pottery, weaving, glass work, jewelry, ornaments and other seasonal creations. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 728-9878.

kids

‘Babies & Moms’: Family members bond through stories, nursery rhymes and songs with peers.

South Burlington Community Library, 10:30-11 a.m.

Free. Info, 652-7080.

Babysitting Classes: Responsible adolescents ages 10 to 15 pick up the basics of caring for younger children. Lincoln Library, 3:30-5:30 p.m. $7 for workbook. Info, 453-2665.

Dads & Kids Playgroup: Youngsters up to age 5 and their male grown-ups connect over a complimentary dinner and group playtime. Family Center of Washington County, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 262-3292, ext. 115, fcwcdads@yahoo.com.

Family Sing-Along: Tots ages 5 and under and their parents gather to belt out familiar nursery rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘Itty Bitty Public Skating’: Preschoolers and their parents build up courage to conquer the ice as an instructor leads games and activities at this drop-in program. Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $6 per family; $1 skate rentals. Info, 865-7558.

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‘Let’s taLk turkeys’: Little ones ages 3 to 5 and their adult companions pound the trails to learn more about these wild birds — and what they eat for Thanksgiving.

Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. $8-10 per adult/ child pair; $4 per additional child. Info, 434-3068, vermont@ audubon.org.

Music with Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

PreschooL story hour: Picture books captivate early bookworms. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2366.

music

‘Guthrie FaMiLy rides aGain’: Four generations of voices team up in original American folk songs.

Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $37-47.

Info, 863-5966.

Latin Jazz enseMbLe & nonet: This smooth program includes well-known music by Israel Lopez, Ray Vega, Pat Metheny and James Williams, alongside new compositions. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

Music dePartMent senior recitaLs: Olivia Benware, on trombone, and Chris Dalnodar, on alto saxophone, demonstrate their advanced skills. Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-5643095 .

Piano recitaL: Students of renowned solo pianist and music department affiliate artist Diana Fanning work the ivory keys to show what they’ve learned. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

sandra Gartner: After organizing a gallery exhibit of Vermont Jewish women’s life stories earlier this year, a founder of the oral history project shares some of the remarkable tales, from females including Madeleine Kunin and Sylvia Willard. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050.

theater

‘an insPector caLLs’: Audience members get to the bottom of a young woman’s suicide as Inspector Goole interrogates the prosperous Birling family in this classic Victorian-era thriller presented by the Shelburne Players. Shelburne Town Center, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 985-0780. ‘okLahoMa!’: Rodgers & Hammerstein’s two-act classic musical follows the budding romance between a cowboy and a farm girl in 1906. Mount Abraham Union High School, Bristol, 7:30 p.m. $69. Info, 453-2333.

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‘the Music Man’: The Middlebury Community Players present this song-filled classic about the ultimate con man and the librarian who stops him in his tracks. See calendar spotlight. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $14-17; $50 for opening night gala. Info, 382-9222. ‘the rocky horror show’: Brad and Janet are in for an unusual surprise when they stumble upon the Annual Transylvanian Convention in the Dartmouth Theater Department’s rendition of the cult classic. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $5-14.

Info, 603-646-2422. ‘you can’t take it with you’: UVM Theatre presents this Pulitzer Prize-winning comedy about eccentric families and mad times that debuted during the Great Depression. See theater review, this issue. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15-18. Info, 656-2094.

‘1900’: See WED.18, 8 p.m.

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‘booked For Lunch’: History prof Stephen Nissenbaum discusses the politics of Handel’s Messiah over bagged eats.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon 1 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5153.

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Gesine buLLock-Prado: After swapping her high-powered Hollywood job for flour, butter, sugar and a Vermont home, the new baker cooked up a book, Confections of a Closet Master Baker, which she’ll dish JA out to readers at this book signing. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 9853999. nasrin saFai: The author of six books leads a guided meditation and channeling session before sharing passages from her pages. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6:30 p.m. $5. Info, 872-7111. ron kruPP: The local author of Lifting the Yoke: Local Solutions to America’s Farm and Food Crisis offers up practical actions for Vermonters.

Pierson Library, Shelburne, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

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With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

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MarseLis Parsons: After 43 years as news anchor at WCAX, the now-retired reporter shares his recollections of meeting Vermonters of all walks of life. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 877-6392.

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‘Lunch & Learn’: Speaker Kara Greenblott, a manager of humanitarian programs in Africa and Southeast Asia, expands listeners’ minds in “AIDS in Africa.” Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, noon. Donations accepted. Info, 863-4214.

You may eligible if you are 18-40 years old and have eight or fewer periods a year.

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‘caFé scientiFique’: In “Food Pathogens: Is There an App for That?” Ken Puzey, owner of QuantaSpec Inc. leads a discussion about a future in which people can use infrared light to detect toxins and bad chemical agents in daily life. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Free; cash bar. Info, 1-877-324-6386.

Dr. Peter Casson, in collaboration with the Reproductive Medicine Network, is looking for volunteers for a research study comparing the effectiveness of two FDA-approved drugs for helping women become pregnant.

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buzz Fervor: In “Living Machines, Composting Toilets and Gray Water,” this speaker educates on how to turn that morning flush into a habit more respectful of water usage. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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‘ParaLLeL Lives’: See WED.18, 7:30 p.m.

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andrea Learned: In “Strategies for Reaching Women (and Men),” the coauthor of Don’t Think Pink: What Really Makes Women Buy – and How to Increase Your Share of This Crucial Market gives the scoop on storytelling and cause marketing. Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m. $5 for lunch. Info, 862-1645 .

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English Country Dance: Those keen on Jane Austen’s favorite pastime make rural rounds to lively tunes by Fine Sandy Loam. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5-8; bring finger food to share. Info, 899-2378.

Fall Dance Concert: Student choreographers play with the effects of theatrical lighting in new works guided by artist-in-residence Christal Brown.

See calendar spotlight. Dance Studio, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $6-10. Info, 443-3168.

Soul Street Dance Ensemble: This Houston, Texas, modern dance group blends hip-hop, soul and innovative street dance moves in a highenergy spectacle. Classroom Two, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 748-2600.

‘Tap Dogs’: Six athletic dancers move in dynamic, choreographed rhythms, stomps and taps inspired by the atmosphere of Australia’s industrial heartland. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $45-55. Info, 863-5966.

education

Vermont Law College Fair: Current students dole out advice to high schoolers about their field and college applications over pizza and refreshments. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 11:20 a.m. - 12:25 p.m. Free.

Info, 704-796-6048.

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Craft Vermont: See THU.19, noon - 8 p.m.

‘Creating a Culture of Inclusion’: This conference headed by Heather McCracken, founder of the Friend 2 Friend Social Learning Society, lays out the special needs of children with autism.

Puppets in Education debuts its production That’s What’s Different About Me. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 7:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $175. Info, 860-3349.

Snowmobile Safety Course: See WED.18, 6:308:30 p.m.

Spanish-English Conversation Group: ¿Qué pasa? Learn more about fellow Spanish speakers at this group foreign tongue foray. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

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Tertulia Latina: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

film

‘A Convenient Truth’: Environmentally conscious folks gain inspiration from this film about the radical recycling, transportation and affordable housing innovations the city of Curitaba, Brazil, has made in the last 40 years. Shelburne Town Hall, Shelburne, 7 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 985-9830.

Italian Movie Night: Foreign film lovers get lost in Vittorio De Sica’s I girasoli, which follows two newlyweds torn apart by the war. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

‘Pinocchio’: Sixty-nine years after Disney released it, this film based on an Italian folklore character comes to the Little City’s big screen.

Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $5.

Info, 877-6737.

‘The Da Vinci Code’: Symbologist Robert Langdon attempts to unravel an ancient code and a great mystery when he is tasked with solving a murder that took place in the Louvre. Hudson Hall, Room 106, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

holidays

Annual Holiday Studio Sale: Shoppers sift through funky handmade Burlington bags, handwoven and dyed scarves from Afghanistan, and collections of gifts from Mexico, Swaziland and West Africa. Chace Mill, Burlington, noon - 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 372-3320, info@creativewomen.net.

Artisans’ Bazaar: See THU.19, 10 a.m. - 7 p.m.

kids

DJ Dance Party: Young adults ages 12 to 19 lace up their dance shoes for a night of all-request songs. Bring your MP3 player. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678.

‘Pint-Sized Science’: Laboratory learners ages 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/ Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $7.50-9.50. Info, 1-877324-6386.

‘Stories & Crafts’: Kids ages 3 and up fashion creations based on storytime books. Preregister.

South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 652-7080.

‘Tales ‘Round the World’: Stories spanning the globe keep young readers hanging on to every word. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 3:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 453-2366.

Teen Open Mic: Young adults gather to make music and socialize at this arts scene broadcast on freever montradio. org. Cabaret Room, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6-10 p.m. Free.

Info, 748-2600.

Toddler Time: Little ones ages 1 to 3 get social with books and simple art activities. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

music

Brick Church Concert Series: The Will Patton Quartet blend folk, bluegrass, gypsy-jazz and Brazilian stylings. Father-son duo Greg and Aidan Ryan of They Might Be Gypsies open. Old Brick Church, Williston, 7 p.m. $5-12.50. Info, 764-1141.

High School Band Showcase: Student ensembles from South Burlington, CVU, Mt. Mansfield, Mt. Abe and Vermont Commons show off their skills. Vermont Commons School, South Burlington, 7-11 p.m. $10. Info, 865-8084, ext. 13.

Ian Altman: A piano virtuoso and authority on Romantic era repertoire revives the work of Scarlatti, Chopin and Prokofiev. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 563-2860.

Mad River Chorale: A 50-member choir brings voice to Peter Schindler’s soaring piece, Missa in Jazz. St. Andrew’s Church, Waterbury, 7:30 p.m. $12 -15. Info, 4964781.

Music Night: Hinesburg indie-rock band Wolcott jam out on bass, percussion and guitar. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 482-5189.

Peter Mulvey & Natalia Zukerman: An acoustic guitarist singer-songwriter joins a first-rate bottleneck blues guitar player in original arrangements and covers of blues and folk classics. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 656-4455.

The Sound Investment Jazz Ensemble: Stellar swing-era melodies join contemporary

compositions and arrangements that celebrate 75 years of big-band music at Middlebury. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

sport

Bike-a-Thon: Alpha Sigma Phi brothers keep the pedals of a stationary bike circling for 12 hours as they raise funds for LIVESTRONG, the Lance Armstrong Foundation. Live music and giveaways break up the day. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., noon midnight. Donations accepted. Info, 518-564-3095.

talks

Johanna Miller: The outreach director of Vermont Natural Resources Council explores the latest in “Energy Issues: Hot Buttons and Activities.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2-3 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.

Paul Houchens: Listeners get caught up in this speaker’s visual and descriptive account of an Alaskan trek in “The Trail to the Klondike.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-6764.

Slavoj Žižek: The noted philosopher, social theorist and cultural critic shares his views on popular culture in “We’re Only Human: Ideology in Hollywood Today.” Billings-Ira Allen Lecture Hall, UVM, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3131.

theater

‘An Inspector Calls’: See THU.19, 7:30 p.m.

‘Desdemona: A Play About a Handkerchief’: Senior students Claire Graves and Emily Kron stage Paula Vogel’s imaginative take on Shakespeare’s Othello, which gives the play an ironic spin through the eyes of three woman. Hepburn Zoo, Hepburn Hall, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $4. Info, 443-3168.

Double Edge Theatre: Two original theater pieces captivate audiences with large props, puppets and surreal scene changes. The Disappearance explores the life of Holocaust survivor Maarten Soetendrop, and The Republic of Dreams examines the death of PolishJewish artist Bruno Schulz. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966.

‘Moby Dick Rehearsed’: Audiences absorb 800 pages of Herman Melville’s famous novel in Orson Welles’ two-hour play, directed at Pendragon by Karen Kirkham. Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 518-891-1854, pdragon@ northnet.org.

‘Oklahoma!’: See THU.19, 7:30 p.m.

‘Parallel Lives’: See WED.18, 7:30 p.m.

‘Peter Pan the Musical’: Audiences think happy thoughts and enter this melodious take on J.M. Barrie’s classic tale presented by the Milton High School Theatre. Auditorium, Milton Senior High School, 7:30 p.m. $5-10; $25 for families. Info, 8933230, ext. 503.

River Theater’s ‘Peter Pan’: A fiveact fantasy recounts the adventures of “The Boy Who Would Not Grow Up.” Bellows Falls Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $812. Info, 463-4766.

‘Rosalee Was Here’: This production, penned

by Burlington playwright Maura Campbell, takes a comic and crazy look at what happens when children are treated as criminals. Outer Space, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

‘Splendor in the Grass’: Students rework William Inge’s Academy Award-winning screenplay, which shares two Kansas teens’ struggles with sexuality and societal norms in the 1920s. Mill River Union High School, North Clarendon, 7:30-10 p.m. $10-12. Info, 775-3451, ext. 212.

‘The Music Man’: See THU.19, 8 p.m.

‘The Rocky Horror Show’: See THU.19, 8 p.m.

‘The Threepenny Opera’: Set in 1838 London, Bertolt Brecht’s “beggar’s opera” gives a darkly comic glimpse of the ugly side of urban industrialism. Twinfield Union School, Plainfield, 7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 426-3213.

‘You Can’t Take It With You’: See THU.19, 7:30 p.m.

‘1900’: See WED.18, 8 p.m.

words

Brown Bag Book Club: Simon Winchester’s The Professor and the Madman provides ample discussion for attentive readers. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

Leon Thompson: The author shares his third book of humor, Not Too Awful Bad: A Storyteller’s Guide to Vermont, which includes a guide to talking like a native and identifying residents from “redneck natives” to “transplants.” Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 6:30 p.m. Free; cash bar. Info, 775-6993.

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Charter House Volunteer Training: Individuals lending a hand at this nonprofit temporary housing facility gather info on expectations, policies and practices. Charter House, Middlebury, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 388-3619.

National Survivors of Suicide Day: Plattsburgh: People affected by suicide loss gather on this day of worldwide healing, support and empowerment. Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., noon - 2:45 p.m. Free. Info, 518563-1141.

National Survivors of Suicide Day: South Burlington: People affected by suicide loss gather on this day of worldwide healing, support and empowerment. Comfort Suites, South Burlington, 12:30-3 p.m. Free. Info, 272-6564.

dance

‘Cosmic Dance of the Four Elements’: A eurythmic circle dance explores earth, water, air and fire to live piano renditions of works by Chopin, Mendelssohn, Beethoven and Schubert. Lake Champlain Waldorf Schools, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. $15. Info, 598-7486.

Fall Dance Concert: See FRI.20, 8 p.m.

Middle Eastern & American Belly Dance Showcase: Gina Capossela, teacher and choreographer of raqs sharqi, debuts 15 new works honoring Egyptian, Moroccan and American dance traditions, starring herself and her students.

Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 603-448-0400.

Montpelier Contra Dance: Will Mentor calls the steps as folks in soft-soled shoes move to fiddle, button accordion and piano sounds by Tidal Wave. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8.

Info, 744-6163.

Norwich Contra Dance: Caller David Millstone organizes feet in soft-soled shoes to live tunes by Northern Spy. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8-11 p.m. $8; free for kids under 16; donations accepted for seniors.

Info, 785-4607.

Vermont State Dance Festival: More than 150 high school-aged movers and shakers hit the dance

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Candy Cane-making demo: Confectioners pull, roll and twist striped seasonal sweets, then let each visitor take a turn. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 11 a.m. Free to watch; $6 to make your own candy cane. Info, 253-9591.

Craft Vermont: See THU.19, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.

‘feStiVal of SWeetS’: Chocoholics and those addicted to candy, maple syrup, cider and other sugared treasures feast on two days of cooking demos and culinary competitions, including a chocolate sculpture exhibit. Just don’t tell the dentist. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. $6-10. Info, 882-8110.

Craft & Bake Sale: Admirers of local craftsmanship feast their eyes on unique curios before sinking their teeth into sweet and savory homemade foods. Proceeds benefit Camp Ta-Kum-Ta. Eagles Club, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 3247969. ‘enViSioning a PoSitiVe future’: Instructor Kathy Blume helps folks plot out paths toward overcoming the climate crisis. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $20. Info, 985-9830. fall artS & CraftS fair: New York and Vermont artisans unveil pottery, hand weaving, woodworking, quilting, watercolors, jewelry and more. Field House, Rugar Street, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $2. Info, 518-564-4321. final Cut Pro oPen laB: Apprentice film editors complete three tracks of exercises as a VCAM staff member answers questions and lends a hand.

VCAM Studio, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692. frenCh roundtaBle: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session.

Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050. ‘night of nationS’: The international student community presents traditional and contemporary cross-cultural displays of music, dance, fashion and literature. E. Glenn Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3278.

VCam aCCeSS orientation: Video production hounds get an overview of facilities, policies and procedures. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

WinooSki Pto Craft fair: Hot, homemade lunches accent a sale of baked goods and craft items. Winooski Educational Center, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 655-1616.

film

‘dynaSty’: Burlington: Ski icon Jonny Moseley narrates Warren Miller’s high-def showcase of ski and snowboard action on the world’s most impressive terrain. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 6 p.m. & 9 p.m. $20.50. Info, 863-5966.

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maSSage & BodyWork: Folks experience the work of healing practitioners and learn more about chakra assessment, headaches, acupuncture, posture and self-care massage. Tours held at 9 a.m. and noon. Universal Institute of Healing Arts, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 249-0186.

holidays

annual Craft fair & holiday Bake Sale: Handmade curios and tasty pies catch the eyes of passersby. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0995 or 288-9229. artiSanS’ Bazaar: See THU.19, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.

BakerSfield holiday Bazaar: Folks find suitable gifts for seasonal giving from collections of crafts, baked goods and more. United Church of Bakersfield, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 827-6609.

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Thank you Lauren but talk about SWEET! Beautiful baby Elladaye is exactly that. Her tiny gorgeous self has the sweetest face with a perfect heart shaped mouth. Mom Lauren Merritt and dad Ramsey Orr became parents on November 10 and blessed their daughter, who weighs 7lb/13oz, with a beautiful name. They’ll take her home to Fayston on Friday and all will be well. Best wishes!

ChriStmaS CuPBoard Community Craft fair: Holiday gift givers find one-of-a-kind presents among the vast offerings of local crafters.

Underhill ID School, Jericho, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4767. holiday Bazaar: Plates of baked beans, chili and cornbread satisfy hungry shoppers as they browse a medley of crafts and baked goods.

Winooski United Methodist Church, 9 a.m. 4 p.m. Free. Info, 655-7371.

Santa’S arriVal Party: Mr. and Mrs. Claus drop by from the North Pole for face painting, a “Snowmaiden” marionette show and visit with Joey, the “elf” clown. Center Court, University Mall, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free; bring a nonperishable food item donation. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

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‘Waltz With BaShir’: The Hirschfield International Film Series presents Ari Folman’s animated, Oscar-nominated Hebrew flick about the director’s search for the truth about an Israeli Army mission in the ‘80s.

Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5510.

Tickets available by calling (802) 86-FLYNN.

Wine taSting: Discriminating taste buds sample grape varietals from around the world at this fundraiser for the Travis Roy Foundation. The Essex, Essex Junction, 5:30-8 p.m. $40; $70 for two; tickets available in advance only. Info, 879-2839, tasteofwinefortrf@yahoo.com.

health & fitness

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‘the SePtemBer iSSue’: Fashionistas relish a behindthe-scenes glimpse of the inner workings of Vogue, the coveted “bible of fashion” that has never before opened its doors to the public. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘the PleaSureS of Cooking for one’: Who says one is the loneliest number? Cooking masters Bronwyn Dunne and Judith Jones praise the virtues of leftovers as they prepare skirt steak, beef with sauce gribiche and gratin of beef, mushrooms and breadcrumbs. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $15. Info, 863-2569.

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‘dynaSty’: lake PlaCid: Ski icon Jonny Moseley narrates Warren Miller’s high-def showcase of ski and snowboard action on the world’s most impressive terrain. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $15-18. Info, 518-523-2512.

thankSgiVing farmerS market: Forty-eight vendors offer locally produced products for the holidays, including baked goods and fresh turkeys from Applecheek and Tangletown Farm. Montpelier High School, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360, manager@montpelierfarmersmarket.com.

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‘Big fliCkS at the Paramount’: A revived theater works its way through the most popular films of all time, such as this week’s 1939 American classic, Gone With the Wind. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 1:30 p.m. & 6:30 p.m. $4-6. Info, 775-0903.

middleBury Winter farmerS market: Area growers, cheesemakers, bakers and craftspeople collaborate to offer year-round “eat local” options.

Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 388-1436.

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‘Crafternoon’: Little ones utilize recycled materials for imaginative and seasonal dinner table centerpieces. Preregister. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Family Fun Night: Kids and parents hit the pool, visit a bounce castle and settle down for snacks and a movie. Preregister. Greater Burlington YMCA, Burlington, 5-8:30 p.m. $3. Info, 862-9622.

‘Kids Rock!’ Family Saturdays: Generations bond as little ones find amusement in hands-on activities, family-friendly movies and a magic act.

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m.

- 12:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 748-2600.

‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Deali, a Pembroke corgi from Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7216.

Saturday Stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 8780313.

music

‘After Dark Music Series’: The witty New York Citybased singer-songwriter Christine Lavin plays a selection of songs from her 20-album career. United Methodist Church, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $18-20. Info, 388-0216.

Cody Michaels: The Vermont musician and composer kicks off a solo piano performance, “After the Leaves Have Gone,” including selections from his critically acclaimed recordings. Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $8-12. Info, 877-6737.

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Dartmouth Symphony Orchestra: Classical works by Tchaikovsky, Shostakovich and Beethoven carry listeners through the flurry of a grand ball and the political turmoil of 19th-century Vienna.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 603-6462466.

John Gibbons’ CD Release Concert: The Georgia, Vt., singer-songwriter introduces his new folk, bluegrass and country album, Small Town Dance, with the help of local musicians Colin McCaffrey, Karen McFeeters and more. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 524-6043.

Montpelier Community Gospel Choir: Soul, jazz and gospel styles combine for exuberant group songs. Cabot School Performing Arts Center, 7 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 454-8403.

Montréal Bach Festival: Many of the most prestigious classical music artists of the international stage collaborate with members of Montréal’s music scene on timeless works by this enduring composer. Visit www.montrealbach festival.com for full schedule and prices. Various locations, Montréal, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Various prices. Info, 514-581-7538 or 514-581-8637, info@ bach-academie-montreal.com.

Music & Dance with Gordon Stone: Tunes from the artist’s new album, Night Shade, join the West African choreography of Elhadji Mamadou Ba from Senegal to celebrate Vermont’s ethnic diversity. Barre Opera House, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 578-0934.

The Burlington Choral Society: Vocalists Beth Thompson and Larry Rudiger, organist Mark Howe, violinist Thomas L. Read and harpist Heidi Soons reinvent Fauré’s Requiem and Cantique de Jean Racine and Bach’s Cantata No. 40. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $1720. Info, 878-5919.

Traditional Folk Music: A choir, soloists, instrumentalists and guest musicians execute Appalachian fiddle tunes, shape-note choral pieces and folk trios from early America. Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 775-4301.

outdoors

Wagon Ride Weekend: Colorful foliage accents narrated horse-drawn hay rides. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355.

sport

Thanksgiving Classic Table Tennis Tournament: Racket swingers of all levels of ability attempt to put a good spin on the ball during 12 separate matches throughout the day. Knights of Columbus, Rutland, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $4-10 to participate; free to watch. Info, 247-5913.

‘Turkey Trot’: Runners traverse a 2-mile walk/run, 10K run or 100yard tot trot to raise funds for community-based programs. Westford School, registration begins at 8:30 a.m.; race starts at 10. $10 donation. Info, 878-2902 or 879-5276.

talks

‘Happiness & Buddhism’: Know what nam-myohorenge-kyo means?

Find out as experienced practitioners of the Eastern religion discuss how to tap into wisdom, courage and compassion.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 11 a.m. - noon.

Free. Info, 310-2187.

Lisa Baldez: An associate prof of government and Latin American, Latino and Caribbean studies addresses the evolution of women’s rights throughout the 1960s and ‘70s. Alumni Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 10-11 a.m. Free.

Info, 603-646-9159.

theater

‘An Entertainment at the Court of the Sun King’: WordStage thespians recreate a typical evening of courtly amusement for Louis XIV, including Molière’s The Precious Damsels and the music of Jean Baptiste Lully, François Couperin and Jean Phillippe Rameau. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $20, or pay what you can. Info, 828-8743 or 223-1279.

‘An Inspector Calls’: See THU.19, 7:30 p.m.

‘Desdemona: A Play About a Handkerchief’: See FRI.20, 8 p.m.

Double Edge Theatre: See FRI.20, 8 p.m.

Met Live in HD: Catamount Arts Center: Opera singer Maria Guleghina stars as a ruthless Chinese princess in the high-def broadcast of the Metropolitan Opera’s production of Puccini’s last work, Turandot. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1 p.m. $20-22. Info, 748-2600.

‘Moby Dick Rehearsed’: See FRI.20, 7:30 p.m.

‘Oklahoma!’: See THU.19, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

‘Parallel Lives’: See WED.18, 7:30 p.m.

‘Peter Pan the Musical’: See FRI.20, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

River Theater’s ‘Peter Pan’: See FRI.20, 1 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

‘Rosalee Was Here’: See FRI.20, 8 p.m.

‘Splendor in the Grass’: See FRI.20, 1 p.m. & 7:30-10 p.m.

‘The Music Man’: See THU.19, 8 p.m.

‘The Rocky Horror Show’: See THU.19, 8 p.m.

‘The Threepenny Opera’: See FRI.20, 2 p.m.

‘Theater Training with Double Edge Theatre’: Thespians explore performance imagery and dramaturgy by delving into props. Preregister.

Hoehl Studio Lab, Flynn Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. 1 p.m. $20. Info, 652-4548.

‘You Can’t Take It With You’: See THU.19, 7:30 p.m.

‘1900’: See WED.18, 8 p.m.

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Fall English Dance Series: Caller David Millstone organizes feet in soft-soled shoes to live tunes by Trip to Norwich. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 1-4 p.m. $8. Info, 785-4607.

Israeli Dance Workshop: Movers bring clean, soft-soled shoes and learn traditional circle or line dances. Partners not required. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 6:45-9 p.m. $2; free to firsttimers. Info, 888-5706.

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Antiques Market: Treasure hunters find bargains amid antlers. Elks Club, Montpelier, early buying begins at 7:30 a.m.; regular admission is 9 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. $2-5.

Info, 751-6138.

Burlington Area Scrabble Club: Tripleletter-square seekers spell out winning words. New players welcome. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558.

Craft Vermont: See THU.19, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Fall Arts & Crafts Fair: See SAT.21, 10 a.m. 4 p.m.

Pause Café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

Russian-English Conversation Group: Multilingual chatterboxes become more familiar with the most widely spoken Slavic language.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2:30-4 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7211.

film

‘Beyond the Veil: Perspectives from the Muslim World’: Cinema fans catch a film about the culture of Afghanistan before thought-provoking group discussion at this weekly series. Cabot Science Building, Room 85, Norwich University, Northfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2080.

‘Dynasty’: Burlington: See SAT.21, 7 p.m.

‘Napoléon’s Obsession: Quest for Egypt’: This 52-minute film chronicles young Bonaparte’s failed efforts in conquering Egypt. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 3 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5. Info, 656-2090.

‘Zombieland’: Two total opposites must face each other in a world that’s overrun by the undead.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-6462576.

food & drink

Burlington Cohousing Potluck: Hungry people bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0120.

‘Festival of Sweets’: See SAT.21, 10 a.m. 4 p.m.

holidays

Artisans’ Bazaar: See THU.19, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.

kids

‘Read to a Dog’: See SAT.21, 1-2 p.m.

music

Choral Concert: The Cardinal Singers and College Chorale lead an afternoon of choral works with Renaissance motets, a cappella pieces, songs

by The Beatles and more. E. Glenn Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 518-564-2243.

Dartmouth Chamber Singers: To celebrate the student choral ensemble’s 30th birthday, the group performs works from the 17th to 20th centuries, each written in the 30th year of the composer’s life.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 2 p.m. $6-16. Info, 603646-2466.

Heliand Trio: Classical music and songs from Beethoven, Mendelssohn, Villa-Lobos and Vermont composer Don Jamison celebrate Thanksgiving. Walkover Gallery & Listening Room, Bristol, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 735-3611.

Mad River Chorale: A 50-member choir brings voice to Peter Schindler’s soaring piece, Missa in Jazz.

Warren School, 4 p.m. $12 -15. Info, 496-4781.

Middlebury College Community Chorus: Songbirds from across Addison County join students, faculty and staff in harmonious tones celebrating the Thanksgiving season. Mead Chapel, Middlebury, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

Montpelier Community Gospel Choir: Soul, jazz and gospel styles combine for exuberant group songs. Chapel, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 454-8403.

‘Suite Rhythms’: Organ player Federico Andreoni recreates Bach’s Passacaglia and Badinerie, along with works by Jehan Alain, Louis Vierne and Olivier Messiaen, to let audiences experience colorful rhythms from Italy to Jamaica to Spain. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 3 p.m. $10-12. Info, 863-5966.

outdoors

Wagon Ride Weekend: See SAT.21, 10 a.m. 3:30 p.m.

theater

‘Desdemona: A Play About a Handkerchief’: See FRI.20, 10:30 p.m.

‘Moby Dick Rehearsed’: See FRI.20, 2 p.m.

‘Parallel Lives’: See WED.18, 5 p.m.

‘Rosalee Was Here’: See FRI.20, 8 p.m.

The Flying Karamazov Brothers: A fourmember juggling troupe melds physical antics with comedic theatrics for a zany and mesmerizing spectacle. Barre Opera House, 3 p.m. $10-30. Info, 476-8188.

‘The Music Man’: See THU.19, 2 p.m.

‘The Rocky Horror Show’: See THU.19, 2 p.m.

‘The Threepenny Opera’: See FRI.20, 6:30 p.m.

‘You Can’t Take It With You’: See THU.19, 2 p.m.

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Harriet Krieger: The local author of the children’s story Vegetables describes the evolution of the book with her son, the illustrator. Ohavi

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‘The King & The Thrush’: Folk storytellers Tim Jennings and Leanne Ponder spin tales of goodness and greed from India, Scandinavia and Eastern Europe, using the harp and concertina to add intrigue.

Sandglass Theater, Putney, 4 p.m. $8. Info, 387-4051.

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OrigaMi Class: Don Shall of Paperworks shows paper folders how to fashion colorful holiday ornaments. Lunch immediately follows. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $3 donation for lunch. Info, 6583585.

music

afrO-brazilian perCussiOn Class: Community band Sambatucada teaches the pulsating rhythms of samba, samba reggae, baião and maracatu.

Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 343-7107.

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‘buTTOn-up VerMOnT WOrKshOp’: Residents learn to lock in heat and lower fuel costs through simple home improvements. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

Friendly On-site green MOunTain Mahler fesTiVal OrChesTra fall reaDing: David Bruce conducts a large group of musicians in Richard Strauss’ tone poem, Ein Heldenleben. Preregister. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-1016t-rentageek102109.indd 1 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 864-0078. helianD TriO: See SUN.22, St. Paul’s United Methodist Church, St. Albans, 7:30 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 524-5632. sally pinKas & erMa Mellinger: Song cycles by Robert Schumann and Gabriel Fauré come alive as the pianist and mezzo-soprano focus on songs of bliss. See calendar spotlight.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $10-18. Info, 603-6462422.

‘DOCuMenTary & raW fOOD DisCussiOn’: Folks catch a showing of the Eating DVD, which advocates a change in diet, while munching on raw treats. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:307:30 p.m. $5 for members; $7 for nonmembers.

Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

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aDulT CO-eD DODgeball league: Amateur players duck out of the path of soaring spheres in this fun team tournament. Gymnasium, Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 8-9 p.m. $15. Info, 225-8691.

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‘l.r. JOnes Day’: State forester Steven Sinclair and forest ecologist and historian Charles Cogbill celebrate Vermont’s first state forest, purchased in 1909. Plainfield Town Hall, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 241-3678.

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MarJOrie CaDy MeMOrial WriTers grOup: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@comcast. net.

‘library learning aDVenTures fOr hOMesChOOlers’: Out-of-classroom learners ages 6 to 12 find mental stimulation in this parent-led cooperative enrichment group. Parental participation required. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7216.

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‘MusiC WiTh Mia’: Tots form a circle for a special story hour with some sing-along tunes. Meet in the JCPenney Court. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

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‘MOnDays WiTh Megan’: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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‘iTTy biTTy publiC sKaTing’: See THU.19, 10-11 a.m.

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‘MaTTer Of balanCe’: Older adults conquer the fear of falling by learning to adjust their home environments to eliminate risk factors and increase strength through physical activity. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 847-2278.

VerMOnT fiDDle OrChesTra rehearsal: Bows make vibrations on stringed instruments as the orchestra tunes up its tunes in practice sessions.

New members welcome. Show up at 6 p.m. for a jam session. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-343-3531, info@vtfiddleorche stra.org.

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ChaMplain eChOes Open rehearsals: The women’s barbershop quartet shows off its four-part vocals and directs a lively group sing-along. All females of all ages can participate in this practice for a holiday benefit concert for Camp Ta-Kum-Ta. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2447.

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afrOCaribbean DanCe Class: Penelope Newcomb leads highenergy, imaginative dances for all skill levels, derived from Cuba, Haiti and Brazil, to the beat of live drums. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 5-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014.

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Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 658-0096.

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‘exPLoRing the Path to enLightenment’: Fill your head with facts about Tibetan Buddhism while filling your body with a sense of peace in this meditation and discussion series. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 633-4136.

Pause café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français.

Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-5088.

food & drink

gReen DRinks: Activists and professionals for a cleaner environment raise a glass over networking and discussion. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7999.

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LaughteR Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

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cReative tuesDaYs: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Dance cLass: Four-year-olds cut a rug to upbeat tunes. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 3-3:45 p.m. $10. Info, 229-4676.

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gReen mountain choRus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@ arrl.net. heLianD tRio: See SUN. 22, First Congregational Church, Lyndonville, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted.

Info, 626-5300. montRéaL bach festivaL: See SAT.21, 9 a.m. 11 p.m. ‘music in the stacks’: Authentic pop musician Justin Levinson grooves between bookshelves.

Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-8001.

WateRbuRY communitY banD ReheaRsaLs: Brass and wind musicians join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 888-4977, waterburycommunityband@ yahoo.com.

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aDuLt stick & Puck hockeY: Skaters attempt to sink goals while staying upright on slippery ice. Central Vermont Memorial Civic Center, Montpelier, noon -1 p.m. $5.

Info, 229-5900.

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‘stunt nite’: Students from Rice Memorial High School offer acrobatics, illusions, song and dance in an annual stage revue that dates from 1929. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 4 p.m. & 8 p.m. $10-15. Info, 863-5966.

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buRnham knitteRs: See WED.18, 7-8:30 p.m. itaLian conveRsation gRouP: Parla Italiano?

A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869. ‘sPenD smaRt’: See WED.18, 9:30-11:30 a.m.

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canDY cane-making Demo: See SAT.21, 11 a.m. communitY thanksgiving DinneR: cooking: Volunteer cooks pitch in with their time and family recipes to create mouth-watering turkey day eats for a local feast. LACE, Barre, noon - 5 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 476-4276.

knitting cLub: Little ones in third through sixth grades loop yarn with needles to form soft hats to be sent to the hospital for premature babies.

Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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PaRent-chiLD aRcheRY: Bowmen in grades 3 and up learn how to handle a bow safely and shoot at targets with finesse. R & L Archery, Barre, 6-7 p.m. $24. Info, 225-8691.

‘teens ReaD’: See WED.18, 5-5:45 p.m.

stoRYtime: Youngsters ages 1 to 3 gather for songs, finger plays, puppets and stories.

Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. stoRYtime With a tWist: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $7.50-9.50. Info, 1-877-324-6386.

babYtime: See WED.18, 10:30 a.m. ‘moving & gRooving With chRistine’: See WED.18, 11-11:30 a.m.

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montRéaL bach festivaL: See SAT.21, 9 a.m. 11 p.m.

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CLASS PHOTOS + MORE INFO ONLINE SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSES

classes THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $13.75/WEEK (INCLUDES SIX PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS.

acting SCENE STUDY WITH TOM CARDER: Class begins Jan. 3. Class limited to 8 people.

Location: TBD, Burlington. Info: 802-760-9797. Tom Carter veteran Broadway actor with 20 years professional exp. and a director for Stowe Theater Guild - will teach a scene study class focusing on the methods of Stella Adler, Stanislavski and Lee Strasberg. Learn techniques for breaking down the text and how to achieve believability in acting.

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DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@ salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one,

TAP DANCE: 6-7 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., Montpelier. Info: 802-2294676, www.cdandfs.com. For beginning adults and teens. Dig those tap shoes out of the closet and come have fun learning and reviewing basics and putting together new routines.

TAP DANCE FOR KIDS: 12:301:30 p.m., Weekly on Saturday.

Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., Montpelier. Info: 802-229-4676, www.cdandfs. com. Beginners and advanced beginners, age 9-12. Learn the

exercise DANCE WORKOUT: 5-6 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., Montpelier. Info: 802-229-4676, www.cdandfs.com. Smile, sweat and get a great dance workout using African dance vocabulary and yoga and floorwork to strengthen and stretch.

Professional guidance, all levels, drop-ins welcome.

fitness $1 WOMEN’S BOOT CAMP REALLY!: Now enrolling. Classes start Nov. 30, M-W-F, 9-10 a.m.

Cost: $1/12-hourlong classes!.

Location: St. John Vianney Church Gym, 160 Hinesburg Rd., S. Burlington. Info: Burlington Adventure Boot Camp, www.

flynn arts WINTER/SPRING SEMESTER: Brochures are being mailed soon! Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802652-4548, flynnarts@flynn center.org. New this semester is Creative KIDS! - an introduction to the performing arts through drama and dance, with three levels for kids ages 3-8.

Returning dance class favorites include hip hop, tap, ballet and jazz, including a Michael Jackson tribute class. There are also acting classes, group singing lessons, Jazz Combos for young musicians, Zumba and the everpopular Laugh Attack: Standup Comedy.

3RD SATURDAY IMPROVISATION: Nov. 21, 2-5 p.m. Cost: $32/session. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. Creativity, Truth, Storytelling, & Dance. A natural part of the human state is loneliness, but using the arts to speak and move truthfully can help us bridge the gap between ourselves and others. In these workshops you will release your body and story through improvisational activities and exercises, and leave with a deeper understanding of body, self and expression. All shapes and abilities welcome! Open level. Instructor: Lida Winfield.

FOUND OBJECT PERCUSSION: Nov. 30, 6-7:30 p.m. Cost: $15. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ 1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 PM flynncenter.org. These cuttingedge multimedia percussionists 2010 VT MASTER GARDENER will help participants create COURSE: Feb. 2 - Apr. 27, percussion instruments out of 6-9 p.m. Cost: $315/course found objects, compose a brief plus cost of book. Noncredit musical piece, and collect recordcourse. Location: Bennington, ings of sounds and interviews, Brattleboro, Johnson, Lyndon, some of which may be included Montpelier, Middlebury, in their Burlington performance Newport, Randolph Center, of Imaginary City. Open to teens Rutland, Springfield, St. Albans, and adults.

Waterbury, White River Junction THEATER TRAINING: Nov. and Williston. Info: 802-65621, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Cost: $20/.

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Location: Flynn Center, edu, www.uvm.edu/masterBurlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802gardener. Learn how to create a 652-4548, flynnarts@flynncen healthy and sustainable home ter.org. Training w/ Double Edge landscape. A wide variety of Theatre. This creative workshop horticultural topics are covered: explores performance imagery fruit and vegetable production, and dramaturgy. Physical trainflower gardening, botany, soil ing, large objects, evocative fertility, plant pests, disease props and the creations of other management, healthy lawns, artists provide departure points invasive plants and more! UVM for the shaping of a theatrical vifaculty and other green industry sion. Wear comfortable clothing experts focus on gardening in and bring objects or clothing to Vermont. include in the creative process.

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herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Open House, Sat., Dec. 5, 1-4 p.m. at Rhapsody Cafe, 28 Main St., Montpelier. Programs: Wisdom of the Herbs: Eightmonth Certification Program beginning May 15, 2010. Wild Edibles: Enhancing Local Food Security, beginning May 9, 2010.

VSAC nondegree grants avail. to qualifying applicants; apply now. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802456-8122, annie@wisdo moftheherbsschool.com, www.

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ARTISAN BREAD BAKING: Offered Sunday December 13, January 10, & January 17. Cost: $90/full-day class (7 hours).

Location: August First Bakery, 149 S. Champlain St., Burlington.

Info: August First Bakery, Phil Merrick, 802-540-0060, friends@augustfirstvt.com, www.augustfirstvt.com. Learn

BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, www.

FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance!

BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-9994255, classes@burlingtontaiko. org, www.burlingtontaiko.com.

Beginning classes in Burlington!

Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $54/7 weeks. Adults, 5:30-6:20 p.m., $61/7 weeks.

Session began 11/3. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m., $61/7 weeks, began 11/2.

Beginning taiko classes in Montpelier! Wednesdays, 7:008:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at AllTogetherNow. In Richmond on Thursdays, call for times and location. Djembe classes in Montpelier, Wednesdays, 5:006:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at Lamb Abbey (www.thelambab bey.com). Gift certificates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

No experience necessary. Open to teens & adults.

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WINTER BLUES WORKSHOP: Nov. 30, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Location: Optimum Health Acupuncture, 310 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 802-859-8900, www.optimumhealthvt.com. Do you have the winter blues? See what acupuncture and Chinese herbal medicine can do for you.

Free workshop. Space is limited.

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MUSICAL THEATER JAZZ: 6:458 p.m., Weekly on Thursday.

Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., Montpelier. Info: 802-2294676, www.cdandfs.com. Gotta Dance!? Musical Theater Jazz for adults and teens. Great for beginning dancers; great preparation for high school musicals.

Ham it up, have fun and learn to dance to great classic show tunes from a real pro. Open to all levels.

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burlington bootcamp.com. 9 a.m. Women’s Fitness Boot Camp for only $1.

Hurry before it’s sold out! 3-week session, $1, a $128 savings! Have fun, lose weight, feel great. All fitness levels. 1st-time clients only. Register now.

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COOK ACADEMY AT THE ESSEX: Fun, hands-on cooking classes daily! Location: The Essex Resort & Spa, 70 Essex Way, Essex Junction. Info: The Essex Resort & Spa, 802-878-1100, www. vtculinaryresort.com. If you have always wanted to be more comfortable cooking, welcome to Cook Academy. Hone your knife skills, learn how to cook an Italian feast or perfect the art of grilling. It’s low pressure and fun, and the best part is you get to enjoy the meal. Take-home recipes provided.

LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Dec. 1 - Jan. 12, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $60/6-week series. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington.

Info: 802-860-7501, vermontswings.com. Swing Dance/Lindy Hop Basics: Tuesdays, December 1-January 12, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Learn to dance in a fun and lighthearted environment. Beginning level; no experience required; no partner needed; includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Levels II & III on Wednesdays. Taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.

basics, create combinations and make dances. Great for kids with no dance experience.

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ART CLASSES, ADULTS AND KIDS: Draw & Sketch w/ Graphite and Charcoal for Adults meets weekly starting Oct. 21 on Mondays, 6-8 p.m. & Wednesdays, 9-11 a.m. After School Drawing and Painting meets Tuesdays & Thursdays from 3:15-5:15 p.m. Still Life Class/Session w/ model meets Fridays, 9-11 a.m. Kids Saturday Art Class meets Saturdays, 10 a.m. - noon. Cost: $150/5-class card, $250 for 10-class card.

Location: AO! Glass Studio Arentzen & Ohlander, 404 Pine St., Burlington. Info: AO! Arentzen & Ohlander, Tove Ohlander, 802-540-0223, tover ich@mac.com, www.aoglass. com. Discover this Swedish American, creative & friendly art studio in a great area of town. Art classes in an inspiring, noncompetitive environment.

Beginners and advanced are welcome. Warm drinks and snack available at all classes. More online.

to make artisan bread with Phil Merrick, owner & head baker of August First. Full-day, hands-on class. Lunch included. Learn basic mixing, forming, temperature & timing. Leave with your own organic hearth-baked bread! Class offered on 3 different dates. Limited size. Please register early.

group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

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on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles, and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.

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SPANISH LANGUAGE INSTRUCTION: Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-6594181, spanishparavos@gmail. com, www.spanishwaterbury center.com. We provide highquality, reasonably priced instruction tailored to your needs.

Learn from a native speaker in adult classes at multiple levels, private group or individual instruction, and tutoring. Yes, we do lessons for children, and they love it! See our website for

martial arts AIKIDO CLASSES: Classes for adults 7 days a week; beginners are always welcome. The Samurai Youth Program offers scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 8-18. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org.

Aikido is a Japanese martial art that employs dynamic, circular movements and a philosophy that promotes the harmonious resolution of conflict. It is perhaps the only traditional form that truly integrates the intensity of karate with the soft power and relaxed movements of internal tai chi forms. Please

AIKIDO CLASSES: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-8629785, www.vermontaikido.org.

Vermont Aikido Adult Beginners class starts Wednesday, October 20, 6-7 p.m. Fee of $60 includes four consecutive Wednesdays of instruction, practice gi and belt.

You are welcome to come and observe a class ahead of time, and please feel free to contact the dojo with questions regarding the introductory course.

Regular dojo classes: Tues.-Fri., 6-7:30 p.m., and Sun., 10-11:30 a.m.

CH’UAN FA KAJUKENBO KUNG FU: Sunday, 4-5 p.m., adult classes. Tues/Thurs., 4-5 p.m., kids classes. Classes ongoing. Cost: $10/drop-in, first class free. Location: North End Studio, 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-355-1841, VPAL.typepad.com. Wing Tao Mobility Arts, Sifu Stacy Jolles and Sibok Nina Beck are offering classes in this traditional, yet modern, system of martial arts. Incorporates elements of Chinese Kung Fu, Okinawan Kenpo, Japenese Judo/Jujitsu and Korean Tang Soo Do. Develop a strong, flexible body, keeping harmony of mind and spirit engaged.

VERMONT NINJUTSU: Tuesday 6:30-8:30 p.m., Thursday 6:30-8:30 p.m., Sunday 9:3011:30 a.m. Cost: $15/class (see per-month options on website). Location: Elements of Healing, Essex Shoppes & Cinema, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Vermont Ninjutsu, vtninjutsu@gmail. com, www.vtninjutsu.com.

Ninjutsu takes advantage of natural principals to diffuse physical/mental conflicts bringing harmony to the mind and body. It encompasses but is not limited to locking of the joints, throws, striking, ukemi (rolls, break falls), weapons training (bo, sword, shuriken), mental readiness and awareness (meditation, conflict avoidance).

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Absolute Pilates teaches the authentic Pilates method of body conditioning with a contempory twist. We offer affordable, invigorating group mat classes and private equipment sessions tailored to your needs and goals.

Location: Exercise America, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite 1, South

Burlington. Info: 802-310-2614, www.absolutepilatesvt.com.

Tone, stretch and strengthen with certified classical Pilates & Polestar Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in fun group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive, welcoming locale.

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ALL WELLNESS, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington.

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Valerie Hird, “The Maiden Voyages Project: The Diaries of Five Women” lery’s west wall hang Hird’s illustrations of each diary. Her facility as a graphic novelist is remarkable; unctuous graphite lines transform these stories into stylized comic strips.

Hird creates drama as she draws a storyline from each woman’s journal. Her artistic tale telling is so clever, it nearly steals the show.

Across from the diaries hang the six large, untitled drawings. They show the diary-writing women in a single Escher-like room, stacked in uncomfortable quadrants. Certain themes in each woman’s life are recognizable from the journals, while others remain obscure and are hence disorienting. To shield the women’s identities, Hird imagined their physical forms based on their writings, perhaps blurring even her own sense of reality. The paradox of deep knowledge and anonymity is a recurring tension in the project.

Long fascinated by the Middle East, which she calls her “creative home,” Hird went to great lengths to create an accurate yet nuanced interpretation of the women’s diaries. She traveled to her collaborators’ countries — Egypt, Jordan, Israel and Iran — collecting every scrap of information she could about daily life. Hird was appropriately concerned about the Western propensity to stereotype Middle Eastern women and attempts to give viewers an honest glimpse of their very different lives.

On her website, Hird writes, “I’m repeatedly asked to summarize the commonalities and differences I found among the women...”

She writes of the surprising similarities, and discrepancies, she observed during her immersion in these women’s diaries, concluding, “I hope the drawings communicate the

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n one of Valerie Hird’s large, untitled drawings, five women inhabit the paper like uneasy roommates. Each woman’s gaze guides the viewer’s eye through the picture. Each individual refers to the others while remaining distinct. This sense of separate yet shared experience permeates Hird’s exhibition of “The Maiden Voyages Project” at the Flynn Center’s Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, where her ambitious combination of reportage and art is on view through January 2.

The project follows the diaries of five women of different nationalities, religions and circumstances through one year. On the first day of every month, each woman wrote in her diary, and they eventually shared these entries with Burlington artist Hird. The result is a cross-cultural personal news ticker for each recorded day. Hird spent three years assembling the project; she first found the participants (all of whom wrote in English), then translated the journals into visual narratives, and finally completed the large drawings and the website. As one of the five women keeping a journal for the project, Hird is both participant and cultural translator.

Upon entering the gallery, one finds information about the women represented in Hird’s works, including nationality, religion and profession. They remain otherwise anonymous, even to the artist. On the gal-

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Valerie Hird, “The Maiden Voyages Project: The Diaries of Five Women.”

Amy E. Tarrant Gallery at the Flynn Center, Burlington. Through January 2. maidenvoyagesproject.com, valeriehird.com

ONGOING burlington area

ADAM DEVARNEY & SHAUN BOYCE: Illustrative mixed-media paintings/drawings of sailboats, and graphic designs that investigate geometry, spatial layering and transparency, respectively. Through November 30 at Sapa Tea and Coffee in Burlington.

Info, 318-4888.

CHRISTEN ILACQUA: Collage works, Greenhouse; Morganne Ray: “Handprints,” Dining Room; and Christin Manner: Mixed media, Bar. Through November 30 at The Daily Planet in Burlington.

Info, 862-9647.

‘CUBAN ARTISTS’ BOOKS AND PRINTS: 1985-2008’: Handmade books, maquettes for unpublished projects, prints and printed objects reflect life in Cuba over the past two decades as experienced by the young artists and writers of Ediciones Vigia, a collaborative press. Through November 25 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

EAST JOHNSON PLEIN AIR CLUB : Landscape paintings by members of the Vermont art club. Through November 30 at Red Square in

Burlington. Info, 318-2438.

‘EGYPTOMANIA’: Art and artifacts resulting from the West’s fascination with all things Egyptian. In the Wilbur Room. Through December 18 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

ELLEN POWELL: The longtime jazz bassist adds fine-art photography to her résumé with this exhibit of images that document her walks by the lake and local parks with her dog. Through November 30 at Fletcher Free Library, in Burlington.

Info, 865-7211.

ESSEX ART LEAGUE GROUP SHOW: Original artworks by Lynn Powers, Joan Smith, Jackie Call and Pat Kennedy. Through December 31 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014.

FRED G HILL: “A Trip to the Badlands & Other Recent Photographs,” 50 images by the Burlington photographer in the Pickering Room. Through November 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

Info, 864-4385.

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range of personalities involved and how individually human they are.”

Given Hird’s total engagement with this project, she has risked overwhelming viewers with its complexity. Entering the exhibition is akin to walking into a conversation among close friends. Yet, despite the intricacy of the subject matter, Hird makes good on her stated resolution to report on women in complex, embattled regions of the world in a way that “escapes from the predictable reportage of Western media.”

Some of Hird’s larger pieces truly hit their mark. Her drawing of herself and another woman brushing a third woman’s long hair

is intimate and surprisingly direct. In the foreground, Hird cocks her head sideways, jaw set, like a sister who mutters disapproval while helping. The second woman, wearing a head scarf, brushes with a thoughtful expression, while the third woman clutches to her chest a doll emblazoned “No Travel.”

Children play around her feet.

With this piece, Hird achieves her goal of illustrating the “shared virtual space” the women inhabited during the project. This sort of interconnected yet detached experience echoes profoundly through her works.

HAL MAYFORTH: Recent paintings by the nationally known Vermont illustrator. Through November 30 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848.

the funky to the sublime.” Through November 30 at Brownell Library in Essex Junction. Info, 899-2964.

‘IN STUDIO/TANGENT’: Works by adult artists with disabilities and autism spectrum disorder who have participated in workshops at the League Treatment Center led by visiting artist Marshall Harmon; also paintings, silk-screen prints and photographs by Harmon and coworkers/artists Matt Murphy and Susan Metrican. Through December 6 at Jager DiPaola Kemp Design in Burlington. Info, 864-5884.

‘INTERRUPTED LIFE: INCARCERATED MOTHERS IN THE UNITED STATES’: A touring exhibit with eight installations that examine the lives of affected women and children as well as the policies and politics of imprisonment in the U.S. Curated by historian Rickie Solinger, director of WAKEUP/Arts in New York. Through November 20 at Davis Center, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 238-7994.

JANE SANDBERG & MARY PACIFICI: “November: Full of Color,” watercolors and mixed media “from

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JESS GRAHAM: “Sleeping Late & Other Indulgences,” oil and mixed-media paintings with a patterned, kinetic line quality and autumn palette.

Through November 30 at Boloco in Burlington. Info, 595-1328.

JOHN DOUGLAS: A multimedia exhibit by the Burlington photographer/activist/filmmaker.

Through December 1 at Burlington College. Info, 862-9616.

KAREN DAY-VATH: Recent bold abstract paintings from the St. Albans artist’s “Primary Colors” series, in the Chittenden Bank UVM branch. Through December 31 at Davis Center, UVM, in Burlington.

Info, 524-7154.

KAREN DAWSON: “The Year of the Lake,” recent paintings and works on paper inspired by the Lake Champlain region, Champ and the beach. Through November 30 at City Market in Burlington. Info, 865-1208.

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Karen M. GeiGer: “Everyday Myths,” mixed-media paintings that explore the fables created in daily life. Through December 20 at CCV Burlington Pearl Gallery. Info, 652-2081.

KiMberlee Forney: Thirty original acrylic paintings. Through November 30 at The Green Room in Burlington. Info, 310-9159.

MaGGie laKe: “Vermont Botanical,” preserved, framed plant specimens and giclee prints.

Through November 30 at Healthy Living in South Burlington. Info, 387-2474.

‘MaKe art, repeat’: New work by Christy Mitchell, Ashley Roark and Greg Mamczak that explores the theme of repetition. Through November 30 at Soda Plant Artist Cooperative Environment in Burlington. Info, 578-2512.

‘Medicine & Mortality’: Linda E. Jones, Sasanqua Link and Nathaniel Price contribute works in multiple media that focus on the tools, procedures and detritus of medical interventions on the body. Through December 12 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. ‘napoléon on the nile: SoldierS, artiStS and the rediScovery oF eGypt’: Thirty large, detailed, engraved illustrations from the 23-volume Description de l’Egypte, a study of ancient and modern Egypt initiated under the reign of General Napoléon Bonaparte, this exhibition explores nearly every aspect of the north African country and underscores the resulting passion in the West for all things Egyptian. Also included are paintings and drawings influenced by the book’s publication, letters and documents from the time of Napoléon’s contact with Egypt, and other artifacts.

Through December 18 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

call to artiStS art’S alive art auction: Artists may submit one piece on Sunday, November 29, at Union Station in Burlington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Info, 310-3211, www.artsalivevt.com. burlinGton city artS is seeking proposals from performing artists to participate in “Winter Dreams,” a special New Year’s Eve event planned for City Hall Park to close the year of Champlain Quadricentennial festivities. Deadline for proposals: Monday, November 30, by email to skatz@ ci.burlington.vt.us. See www. burlingtoncityarts.com for proposal requirements.

Juried photoGraphy exhibit: PhotoPlace Gallery call for submissions: Animal Magnetism. Send your birds, bees, lions, tigers and bears.

Juror: John Willis, founder of In-Sight Photography.

Deadline: December 7.

Info: 802-989-2359, www. vtphotoworkplace.com.

‘SMall worKS’ @ the Space: Last call — submissions due November 30 for group show at The Space Gallery on Pine St. in Burlington. Only criteria: must be 12 inches or smaller, entry $5/piece. Info: christyjmitchell@gmail.com. www.thetestsight.com

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nicole Kircher: The Newport artist shows her mixed-media works at this brand-new jewelry store. Through December 31 at Vintage Jewelers in Burlington. Info, 862-2233.

‘the new FleSh’: craSh: This film by David Cronenberg, originator of the venereal horror genre, is the last in a series shown in conjunction with current exhibit “Medicine & Mortality.” Rated NC-17.

Thursday, November 19, 7-9 p.m., Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. Info, 865-7165. ‘napoléon’S obSeSSion: QueSt For eGypt’: Film in conjunction with a current exhibit. Sunday, November 22, 3-4:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington.

Info, 656-0570.

receptionS KiMberlee Forney: Thirty original acrylic paintings.

6:30-8 p.m. at The Green Room in Burlington.

Reception: Wednesday, November 18, 6:30-8 p.m.

Fran bull: “In Flanders Fields,” an installation of sculpture and etchings in nine parts that explores the commonalities and differences in past and present human conflicts. Through March 28 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland.

Reception: Friday, November 20, 5-7 p.m.

‘Survey: 215 colleGe Gallery Group exhibition’: The 11 member-artists of the downtown gallery show their works in various media all together. Through December 4 at UVM Living/ Learning Center in Burlington. Info, 656-4200. ‘the place you hanG your hat’: Works in multiple media focused on the theme of “home” by 10 artists from Burlington, New York and Philadelphia.

Through December 6 at Borough Gallery & Studio in Burlington. Info, 782-1675.

toM o’brien: “Sic Transit Gloria Mundi: The Vanitas Landscape,” oil paintings of worlds viewed through windows. Through December 20 at CCV Burlington Cherry Pit Gallery. Info, 652-2081.

‘SMall pictureS Show’: Original works by members of the Essex Art League. Through November 30 at Burnham Memorial Library in Colchester. Info, 862-3014.

valerie hird: “The Maiden Voyages Project: The Diaries of Five Women,” the translation from text to images of four women from the Middle East and the Vermont-based artist, making the lives of

< men sr oomvt.c om> 106 ma in s t. ‘celebrate the SeaSon’: 802.864.2088 A holiday exhibit featuring new oil paintings by the La d ies i n vited internationally renowned landscapist Carolyn Walton, and introducing the paintings of East Calais artist Helene 12v-mens111809.indd 1 11/17/09 12:31:42 PM Amses and Athenia Schinto of Shelburne. Also on view is jewelry by Burlington designer Tineke Russell. November 21 through December 30 at Luxton-Jones Gallery in Shelburne. Reception: Saturday, November 21, 2-7 p.m. Info, 985-8223.

SMall worKS holiday Show: A group of local artists offer a multitude of artful gifts in many media and styles and affordable prices. November 21 through December 26 at Studio V in Vergennes. Reception: Saturday, November 21, 2-4 p.m. Info, 877-6524. ibinKya alao: The Art Ambassador of Nigeria, sponsored by Life is Color International, is touring the U.S. and showing his works.

Through November 23 at The Art Gallery in Stowe. A closing reception features African food: Free but RSVP required, Monday, November 23, 6-9 p.m. Info, 253-6007.

real women of varying cultures and backgrounds accessible. Through January 2 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, in Burlington. Info, 652-4500. verMont hand craFterS Juried MeMber Show: Paintings and photography by Jackie Mangione, Daryl V. Storrs, Ellen Hagman, Donna Jean Safford and Lynne Berard. Through November 30 at Barnes & Noble in South Burlington. Info, 879-7908.

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anthony halaSz: “Retrospective,” prints.

Through November 30 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. art reSource aSSociation annual Show: Works in multiple media by members of this central Vermont organization. Through December 20 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8754. arthur zorn: “Improving Visions II,” new abstract impressionist works. Through December 16 at The Skinny Pancake in Montpelier. Info, 262-2253. elinor randall: “Journey with Horses,” drawings and prints. Through December 5 at Plainfield Community Center. Info, 454-1726.

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raychel Severance: “You Rascal, You,” photographs celebrating exuberant youth. Through December 12 at Firehouse Center Community Darkroom in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

‘celebrate!’: A holiday art show featuring works in various media by local artists and artisans, including hundreds of affordable handmade items. Through December 31 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Reception: Saturday, November 21, 4-6 p.m. Info, 479-7069.

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peter Fried & carol norton: “The Still Moment,” a shared exhibit of oil paintings. Through November 29 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington.

Info, 658-2943.

‘the word Show’: Works from Vermont artists Axel Stohlberg, Roger Coleman, Winnie Looby, Sharon Webster, Aluan Arguelles, Jon Michael Turner, Drew Cameon, PK Ellis and Maggie Standley, who combine text with images in a variety of media, including painting, sculpture, assemblage, prints, collages and more. Through January 3 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746.

oriana Shaplin: Neotraditional bust sculptures, plaster-cast from live models. Through November 30 at Designhaus in Burlington. Info, 310-5019.

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ned caStle: “Indigenous Expressions,” black-andwhite photographs of regional native identities, defined from the perspective of the subjects, with archival pigments on fine-art paper. Through December 31 at ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington. Info, 864-1848.

‘the art oF devotion’ Gallery talK: Museum designer Ken Pohlman invites Friends of the Art Museum to listen to a “Behind the Scenes” discussion of the current exhibit. Thursday, November 19, 5:30-7 p.m., Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007.

ceiJa StoJKa: “A Holocaust Survivor’s ‘Thank You’ to America,” a traveling exhibition of paintings by the Austrian Gypsy artist, singer and writer. November 21 through January 3 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Reception: Saturday, November 21, 6-8 p.m. Info, 253-8943.

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“Portrait of a Nubian” by Peder Monsted, from “Napoléon on the Nile”

‘picturinG poMpeii FroM the aGe oF enliGhtenMent to the victorian era’: T. Barton Thurber, PhD, curator of European Art at Dartmouth’s Hood Museum, gives a talk about the discoveries at the site of the famous

volcano and how the buried civilization has ignited the imaginations of scholars, artists and visitors since. A reception follows the talk in 301 Williams Hall. Wednesday, November 18, 6-7 p.m., Colburn Gallery, Burlington.

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hen the barn door of the Vermont Woodworking School opens, the smell of sawdust sweeps like a wave.

Inside is a neat mix of machines, books and dust. Carina Driscoll, the school’s cofounder and executive director, is as no-nonsense as she is knowledgeable, explaining the founding of the school, its recent relocation from Colchester to Fairfax and the woodworking programs, which offer total-immersion instruction toward associate’s and master’s degrees in fine-furniture making.

Driscoll points out the beginning woodworking projects — cherry end tables with elegant proportions and exacting joints.

connected by a smaller one. Fluorescent lights hum overhead, while track lighting is focused on the artwork.

“The gallery was originally intended as a place for woodworking students from the school to show their work,” explains curator Sean Knight. “But then we thought, Why not invite local artists, too?”

He points to an oil painting by the current featured artist, Peter Miller — a landscape of purple-blue trees that cast cobalt shadows on snowbanks.

Knight talks excitedly of student projects and ambitions before explaining his own. Originally a student who came to benefit from Fletcher’s expertise in decorative painted wood, Knight now builds and paints blanket chests resembling

original coloration. “These pieces were really bright and gaudy when they were new,” Knight remarks.

The works in the gallery are for sale, and the venue serves to further the students’ education in the business of art.

Economics are not far from the minds of these crafters, Driscoll says. “We’re different than other woodworking schools; we don’t shy away from how you make a liv-

view in the Wharfin Gallery. A traditional lowboy with elegant turned spindles and claw feet stands near a sculptural, burledwalnut table with whimsical purple heart and mahogany ties. Fletcher points proudly to a handsome Asian-inspired bookcase and cabinet one student made for his sister.

Knight and the school’s cofounders seem to enjoy the stories of how each student arrived at his or her work nearly as much as the work itself. And the wood itself is steeped in mystery. Fletcher points to an elegant Missionstyle coffee table with a rhythmic silvery pattern through the wood. “This table’s made from blistered maple,” he says.

“You can’t tell this [pattern] is in the tree from the outside. Sometimes you just luck out and find it.”

The same might be said of the Vermont Woodworking School, where the immersion

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for the “wharfin,” or covered entrance to the building, which frames

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sweeping back to the mountains.

She describes the renovation of the barn that houses the school and Wharfin Gallery, with its salvaged beams, radiant floors and efficient, eco-friendly furnaces.

Nearly a year into its new location, the school fairly glows with the evidence of hard work and passion.

The Wharfin Gallery is located on the second floor of the school and named for the “wharfin,” or covered entrance to the building, which frames a breathtaking view of cornfields sweeping back to the mountains. The regional word wharfin “is not in the dictionary,” Driscoll notes. “We had to do a lot of research to make sure we were spelling it right.”

Master craftsman Bob Fletcher, the school’s cofounder and director of education, suggests the structure “is from a different time, a different world.”

Inside the 1000-square-foot gallery, honeyed pine floors and rustic beams exude polished ruggedness. Masterful wooden creations populate the space, interspersed with interesting blown- and stained-glass works, sculptural turned bowls and paper lamps. The gallery is built in a U shape, with two larger rooms

those crafted in Pennsylvania in the early 1700s. He also does restoration work.

Knight is particularly keen to discuss a project he and the woodworking school are undertaking in conjunction with the Shelburne Museum: the reproduction of a William and Mary folk-art-painted chest like those found in 18th-century Connecticut. Knight plans to create two reproductions with the students — one that is “aged” and one that replicates the chest’s

ing at this.”

The students reportedly progress rapidly in skill. Driscoll points to the work of alumnus Kevin Coughlin, who came from Florida to attend the school. Coughlin completed several projects at VWS before starting his own enterprise in Connecticut with another grad. “He learned a lot in the process,” Knight offers.

Adds Fletcher, “I let them fall a bit — not crash and burn, but learn on their own.”

Fletcher’s teaching style may account for the remarkable diversity of work on

program’s enrollment has swelled to its 12-person capacity — there are plans to double that in the spring. With student housing scheduled for the original silos and space to spare on the top floor of the barn, the school is poised for that growth, Driscoll believes. “We’re on par with other big woodworking schools across the country,” she says. The Wharfin Gallery offers evidence by the board foot. m

Wharfin Gallery at the Vermont Woodworking School, 148 Main Street, Cambridge (on the Fairfax line), 849-2013. www.vermontwoodworkingschool.com Got a comment? Contact Amy Rahn at rahn@sevendaysvt.com

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Group Sculpture Show: Leila Bandar, Kat Clear, Chris Curtis, David Tanych and Denis Versweyveld show works in stone, steel, wood and other media in this biennial installation. Through May 1 at Vermont Arts Council Sculpture Garden in Montpelier. Info, 828-3292. ‘homelandS’: Stitched textiles and tapestry weavings by Welsh fiber artists Alison Mercer and Helen Foroughi. Through November 20 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green Mountain College, in Poultney. Info, 287-8926.

ISabel weInGer nIelSen: “Photographs From Down the Road & Beyond,” pictures of Vermont by the Northfield artist. Through November 29 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141.

sculpture by a dozen local artists who share ideas and exhibits. Through January 9 at Tunbridge Public Library. Info, 889-9404. t. wendelken: Found object assemblages.

Through November 30 at Montpelier City Hall. Info, 610-220-6112. vIctor Salvo: “Gunk Holing,” underwater photographs that take the viewer under Cape Cod docks and follow marine life along Vermont waterways. Through November 30 at Big Picture Theater & Café in Waitsfield. Info, 496-8994. ‘wood Show’: Sculpture, painting and assemblage by seven regional artists using the medium in a variety of contemporary ways. Through November 22 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.

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deborah Sharpe-lunStead: “A Year in Vermont,” an exhibit of pulp paintings depicting the natural world of the Green Mountain State as well as Italy, Burma and Sri Lanka. Through December 5 at The Art House in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464.

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quarter of a billion dollars was spent making this movie. A pie chart depicting the allocation of all those millions would have a fat slice labeled “publicity” and a much fatter one labeled “special effects.” The slice for “story and character development,” on the other hand, would be so skinny it wouldn’t have room for a label.

This may be a minor drawback in the case of a picture like 2012.

It is a drawback nonetheless. Director Roland Emmerich previously has given us two apocalyptic spectacles — Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow — that I rank with the great guilty pleasures of our era and have enjoyed countless times. Those were effects fests, too. But consider how well drawn were the characters played by Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Randy Quaid, Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Not that Emmerich or anyone at Sony is likely to be troubled by this movie’s dearth of memorable characters as long as it continues to wreak havoc on its competition. Once the dust settles, however, my sense is we’ll find that the filmmaker’s latest ranks not with his classic disaster epics but with second-rate fare such as his 1998 Godzilla. 2012 may be worth seeing, but it doesn’t leave you feeling like you’ll ever need to see it again.

Emmerich falls back on the same end-ofthe-world boilerplate employed by Steven Spielberg in War of the Worlds and M. Night Shyamalan in Signs — for that matter, the same one Emmerich himself employed to better effect in The Day After Tomorrow. Set up a scenario in which the entire human race is threatened with destruction, and then focus on one family’s fight for survival.

The patriarch in this case is a failed writer turned L.A. limo driver played by John Cusack. He’s separated from the wife (Amanda Peet) he ignored while failing to become a famous novelist and, as the movie opens, he’s attempting to improve strained relations with his kids by taking them camping in Yellowstone. This turns out to be a good news/ bad news proposition.

The bad news is that ancient Mayans predicted the Earth would be devastated by an unimaginable cataclysm right about this time.

The worse news is, they were right: Giant solar flares are boiling the planet’s core, and any minute now its surface will begin to crumble and slide. The good news is that Cusack bumps into a wack job played by Woody Harrelson, who informs him the end is near. Furthermore, the government knows it and is secretly building a fleet of spaceships to save the privileged.

As fate (and seriously iffy screenwriting) would have it, Harrelson even has a map.

The balance of the film is a mindless, albeit mesmerizing, CGI thrill ride. Cusack loads his family into his limo seconds before their

house disintegrates. For the next two hours, they use a succession of cars and planes to hightail it to China and the top-secret rendezvous point. Along the way, the gang is repeatedly just a step ahead of collapsing terrain — almost to the point of laughableness — and international landmarks are reduced to rubble. To be fair, it must be said the world has never been trashed in such realistic detail.

Neither, however, has it been demolished so pointlessly. Millions were wiped out in The Day After Tomorrow so audiences might better appreciate the threat posed by climate change. Why are they wiped out here? So au-

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APOCALYPSE WOW Mindless as it is, Emmerich’s latest does set a new standard for animated Armageddon.

diences can appreciate the state-of-the-art Armageddon Emmerich was able to whip up with a little help from 1000-plus artists at 15 effects companies.

If characters with more than one dimension, a plausible story and some sort of view-

point are moviegoing musts, you may leave 2012 feeling a tad shortchanged. For those seeking nothing more than computer-generated spectacle, however, I suppose going without them won’t be the end of the world.

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atching Joel WILD BLUE PONDER and Ethan The closest Stuhlbarg gets to Coen’s latest heaven is his TV aerial in the film reminded Coens’ modern twist on The me of Franz Book of Job. Kafka’s story “Before the Law,” which appears in The Trial.

A man travels to the door of the Law and asks for admittance, but a guard bars his way. After years of fruitless waiting, hoping and scheming outside the door, the man, on the brink of death, asks the guard why he’s never seen anyone else — doesn’t everyone seek the Law? “This door was made for you alone,” the guard replies. “Now I’m ens). “The rabbi’s busy,” she proclaims. “He going to shut it.” doesn’t look busy,” Larry protests. “He’s Now, you can read this as a weighty par- thinking,” she replies. able about the mystery and cruelty of God Now, most American movie protagonists and the universe, or you can read it as a joke would force their way into that room. Kevin about the mystery and cruelty of God and the Spacey in American Beauty would have done universe. The brothers Coen clearly get the it. But Larry Gopnik is made of meeker stuff. humor. In A Serious Man, their unclassifiable He isn’t even the “serious man” of the title: comedy about existential crisis from a Jew- That phrase is first used to describe the uncish perspective, they stage their own version tuous Sy Ableman (Fred Melamed), with of “Before the Law.” whom Larry’s wife (Sari Lennick) has fallen It’s 1967, and Midwestern physics pro- madly in love. When she drops this news on fessor Larry Gopnik (Michael Stuhlbarg) is Larry, his face crumples: It’s a bolt from the experiencing a series of personal problems blue. The same could be said of Larry’s other that merit comparison to the trials of Job. misfortunes: the surly pothead son (Aaron The first two rabbis he consults don’t offer Wolff ); the whiny daughter (Jessica Mchim any help, so he storms the office of ven- Manus); the misfit brother (Richard Kind) erable Rabbi Marshak (Alan Mandell), who camping on his couch; and the student (Danever sees anyone. The door stands open, vid Kang) who tries to bribe him for a passbut with a formidable guard — an iron- ing grade. faced, bepearled secretary (Claudia WilkSoon Larry is living Heisenberg’s Uncer-

tainty Principle as well as teaching it: “None of this may make sense to you,” he tells his students, “but you’ll still be tested on it on the midterm.”

That’s pretty much the message of The Book of Job, and the more you look at A Serious Man, the more parallels appear. The thing is, it’s still a comedy. Where the Coens’ No Country for Old Men got our attention with bursts of physical violence, A Serious Man does it with the low-key, weirdly hilarious violence of everyday conversation. The film doesn’t have a ton of dialogue, but every bit counts, because it’s the rhythms — the fervent cussing of the teenagers; the mellifluous assurances that people like Ableman use to bullshit people like Larry into submission — that make it funny. As in Fargo, nothing here is broad parody, but it’s all just absurd enough to underscore the absurdity of life, the futility of our hopes and schemes.

If the film offers any hope alongside its cosmic irony, it’s because Larry Gopnik doesn’t get irony. Stuhlbarg has the jumpy eyes of a small, scared animal with a will to survive. The professor is still sure there’s an order to the universe, a right and a wrong choice. And, like Kafka’s man who died waiting for the Law to be handed down, he’s damned if anyone’s going to tell him there isn’t.

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AN EDUcAtioN: Carey Mulligan gives a break-out performance in the story of an English girl whose life’s dream is getting into Oxford — at least, until she’s swept off her feet by a charming and cultured older man. Peter Sarsgaard costars. Nick Hornby wrote the screenplay based on Lynn Barber’s memoir. Directed by Lone (Italian for Beginners) Scherfig. (95 min, PG-13. Roxy)

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wednesday 18 — thursday 19 2012 1, 4:30, 8:15. Disney’s A christmas carol (3-D) 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. couples Retreat 12:15, 7:25 & 9:50 (Wed only). michael Jackson’s This Is It 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10. Paranormal Activity 12:15, 2:10, 4:05, 6, 8, 10. The Box 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:35, 10. The Fourth Kind 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:40. The men Who Stare at Goats 12, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10.

Where the Wild Things Are 3, 5:20. twilight 9 (Thu only). friday 20 — tuesday 24 *The twilight Saga: New moon 12, 1, 2:35, 3:45, 5:10, 6:45, 7:45, 9:30, 10:15. *Planet 51 12, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. *The Blind Side 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:45. 2012 1, 4:30, 8:15.

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friday 20 — tuesday 24 *The twilight Saga: New moon 11:20 a.m. (Sat & Sun), 12:20, 1:10, 2:10, 3:10, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 8:50, 9:45. *The Blind Side 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20. *Planet 51 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:35, 8:40. 2012 12:40, 2, 4:20, 6:20, 8:10, 9:40. Disney’s A christmas carol (3-D) 12:50, 3:30, 6:10, 8:25. The Box 9:30. The Fourth Kind 6:50. michael Jackson’s This Is It 3:50, 6:40. Where the Wild Things Are 12:30, 3:20. couples Retreat 9:10. cloudy With a chance of meatballs (in 3-D) 1:20.

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wednesday 18 — thursday 19 *The twilight Saga: New moon midnight (Thu). 2012 7. Disney’s A christmas carol 7:15. Paranormal Activity 8:30. capitalism: A Love Story 6. friday 20 — tuesday 24 *The twilight Saga: New moon 12:30 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 & 9:30 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). 2012 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 9:15 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). Disney’s A christmas carol 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:15 & 8:30 (Fri & Sat), 7:15 (Sun-Thu).

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wednesday 18 — thursday 19 *The twilight Saga: New moon midnight (Thu). 2012 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. A Serious man 1:10, 4, 7:10, 9:35. The men Who Stare at Goats 1, 3, 5, 7:20, 9:25.

Amelia 1:05, 3:30, 7, 9:20. coco Before chanel 1:15, 3:45, 6:40. Where the Wild Things Are 1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:15. Paranormal Activity 8:45, 10:30. friday 20 — tuesday 24 *The twilight Saga: New moon 1, 4, 7, 9:30. *An Education 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:15, 9:20. *The Blind Side 1:20, 3:50, 6:45, 9:30. A Serious man 1:10, 4, 7:10, 9:40. 2012 2, 6:20, 9:35.

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wednesday 18 — thursday 19 ***The metropolitan opera Presents an Encore of turandot in HD 6:30 (Wed). *The twilight Saga: New moon midnight (Thu). 2012 1:15, 4:45, 8:30. Pirate Radio 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Disney’s A christmas carol 10:30 a.m.

(Thu), 1:20, 3:35, 6:45, 9:05. couples Retreat 1:10, 6:35, 9:10. The men Who Stare at Goats 1:25, 3:55, 6:50, 9:20. michael Jackson’s This Is It 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9. Paris 3:40, 8:45 (Thu only).

The Box 1:05, 3:50, 6:55, 9:25.

The Fourth Kind 1:35, 4:05, 7, 9:30. Where the Wild Things Are 1:30, 4, 6:20 (Thu only). friday 20 — tuesday 24 *The twilight Saga: New moon 11 a.m. (Fri-Sun), 12:30, 2, 3:30, 4:50, 6:20, 7:45, 9:10. *The Blind Side 1, 3:50, 6:40, 9:25. *Planet 51 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7:05, 9:15. coco Before chanel 3:40, 6:35. 2012 1:10, 4:35, 8. Pirate Radio 12:50, 3:45, 6:30, 9:20. Disney’s A christmas carol 11:05 a.m.

(Fri-Sun), 1:25, 4, 6:45, 9. The men Who Stare at Goats 12:25, 2:35, 4:45, 7, 9:20. michael Jackson’s This Is It 9:05. Where the Wild Things Are 11:10 a.m. (Fri-Sun), 1:20.

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wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Disney’s A christmas carol 6:30, 8:45. The Fourth Kind 6:30, 8:45. friday 20 — tuesday 24 *The twilight Saga: New moon 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:15, 9. Disney’s A christmas carol 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 8:45.

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Cowritten by Jonze and Dave Eggers. Featuring Max Records, Catherine Keener, James Gandolfini and Paul Dano. (94 min, PG. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy) WHip itHHH1/2 Drew Barrymore makes her directorial debut with the story of a small-town good girl (Ellen Page) who puts on skates and gets addicted to the rowdy world of roller derby. With Marcia Gay Harden, Kristen Wiig, Juliette Lewis and Barrymore. (110 min, PG-13. Savoy, Stowe; ends 11/19) ZomBiElANDHHH1/2 What is it about fighting zombies in an apocalyptic wasteland that speaks to our 21st-century condition? Woody Harrelson plays a seasoned destroyer of the walking dead who takes young Jesse Eisenberg under his wing in this horror comedy from director Ruben Fleischer.

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Belgian authorities said two robbers overestimated how much dynamite it would take to blow open a cash machine in Dinant. The blast caused the building behind the ATM to collapse and killed both robbers. Bank officials said they wouldn’t have gotten any money anyway, since the ATMs are designed to implode when forced open and destroy all the cash inside.

Other Belgian authorities said a thief who robbed a shoe store in Maldegem didn’t get far.

Police official Rik Decraemer told Reuters that police quickly identified him as a one-legged Russian asylum seeker from the description storekeepers gave and because he stole only one shoe. Officers promptly arrested the suspect with the shoe.

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Harvard University lost nearly $2 billion last year by investing the money it uses to pay for its daily operations in its endowment fund instead of keeping it in safer bank accounts. Typically, the Boston Globe noted after the university’s disclosure, institutions manage their cash accounts conservatively in order to have funds readily available.

Harvard’s move had paid off in previous years, when the stock market was rising, according to the school’s chief financial officer, Daniel S. Shore, but now the endowment has lost 27 percent, dropping to $26 billion.

A Buddhist university in Seoul, Korea, accused Yale University of “reckless” and “wanton” conduct for saying it awarded a PhD to a job candidate who subsequently turned out not to have the degree. The New York Times reported the confirmation letter to Dongguk University was a fake but that the Yale administrator whose name was on it confirmed its authenticity by fax, apparently without checking Yale’s records or even noticing that the administrator’s own name was misspelled. Two years later, Yale announced that the candidate, well-known artist Shin Jeong-ah, had no degree, but denied it had ever received the earlier inquiry or sent a confirmation letter. Jeong-ah resigned. Later Yale admitted it had done everything Dongguk said it did but only “in the rush of business.” When Dongguk finally filed a lawsuit, Yale accused the school of trying “to shift the blame for its own inadequate efforts on Yale.”

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Edward Ates, 62, couldn’t have killed his son-in-law, his attorney, Walter Lesnevich declared, because he’s too fat.

Lesnevich said his 5-foot-8, 285-pound client was too out of shape to climb and descend the stairs where police said the killer was perched when he shot Paul Duncsak, 40, in Ramsey, N.J. “You look at Ed, and you don’t need to hear it from a doctor,” Lesnevich told reporters but admitted Ates has hurt his case with the jury by losing 40 pounds while in jail awaiting trial. “It visually impacts it,” he said.

“I’m probably the only person in his life that told him not to lose weight.”

Human Torches

Irish authorities accused Roy Martin Kerr, 31, and Tanya Diana Holmes, 21, of trying to kill a Belfast doctor and his family “by setting fires in the middle of the night around every exit from their home.”

BBC News reported Kerr and Holmes were about to burn the family’s cars when Kerr accidentally set himself on fire. His screams of pain alerted the family.

Authorities in Pittsfield, Mass., said a man apparently attempting suicide set himself on fire, then for some unknown reason ran into a neighboring house, which caught on fire, forcing the family living there to evacuate. Homeowner Stephen Prendergast complained to

the Berkshire Eagle the neighbor not only put him and his family in peril, but also partially damaged his silver 1978 Corvette while entering the Prendergasts’ house.

Slightest Provocations

William Gorzynski, 15, stabbed his 14-year-old brother to death in Broward County, Fla., police there told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, while the two argued about the speaker volume of a home computer.

Scott Allen Elder, 22, shot a stranger in Chatham County, Ga., police said, after one reached the other by misdialing a number, and the two subsequently exchanged a series of hostile phone calls and text messages. The Savannah

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North Carolina announced the release of 20 violent criminals serving life sentences, after one of them successfully petitioned the courts to recognize that old laws defined a life sentence as 80 years and that a subsequent law cut those sentences in half. The change affected sentences handed down before 1981. According to the Raleigh News and Observer, in 2005, former death row inmate Bobby Bowden, now 60, appealed for his release, arguing that he had served his “life sentence” (less time off for good behavior). This October, the state Supreme

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here’s nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a butterfly,” said philosopher Buckminster Fuller. I encourage you to make that your personal motto in the coming weeks, Scorpio. From what I can tell, you are capable of generating a transformation that will look impossible to casual observers. You have the power to change something that everyone said would never change.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “A chief event of

life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us,” wrote Ralph Waldo Emerson. My wish for you, Aries, is that you will have many such days in the coming weeks. In fact, I hope that you will be blessed over and over again with the hair-raising thrill of having your imagination pricked, causing it to half-blossom, half-explode. To get the most out of the fantastic possibilities, set aside any tendency you might have to be a know-it-all, and instead open up your heart’s mind and your mind’s heart as wide and deep as they will go.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the beginning of his career, poet Linh Dinh loved to stay up late and write, sometimes riding a creative surge till dawn. The power of the darkness unleashed a stark fertility. He was free to think thoughts that were harder to invoke during the bright hours when hordes of wide-awake people were pouring their chattering thoughts out into the soup.

Dinh’s habits changed as he aged, though, in part because he got married and chose to keep more regular hours. But his early imprint has stayed alive inside him. “Now I can write at any time of the day,” he says, “because I always carry the night inside of me.”

In accordance with your astrological omens, Taurus, I’m making that your prescription for the coming week: Carry the night inside you during the day.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Mark, a friend

of mine who lives in New Jersey, sent an overnight package via UPS to Jerry, a friend of his who lives 30 miles away in Pennsylvania.

The delivery arrived on time, so Mark was happy with the service. But in checking the tracking information online, he discovered a curious thing: His package was loaded onto three different airplanes, passed through five different UPS offices, and eventually traveled over a thousand miles in order to arrive at Jerry’s house. I expect there’ll be a comparable scenario in your world, Gemini: A wish will be fulfilled by a very circuitous route.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Strictly speaking — going purely by the astrological omens — I conclude that you would generate amazing cosmic luck if you translated the Beatles’ song “Norwegian Wood” into Punjabi, wore shoes made of 18th-century velvet, or tried out for a Turkish volleyball team. I doubt you’ll get it together to pull off those exotic feats, however, so I’ll also provide some second-best suggestions. You won’t receive quite as much cosmic assistance from doing them, but you’ll still benefit considerably.

Here are the back-ups: Begin planning where and when you’ll take a sacred vacation in 2010; meditate on who among your current allies is most likely to help you expand your world in the next 12 months; decide which of your four major goals is the least crucial to pursue; and do something dramatic to take yourself less seriously.

Police who stopped Jaime Aguirre, 42, in Brimfield, Ohio, for a traffic violation found he was driving with hundreds of X-rays, mammograms, videos and pictures of women and children. Calling it “one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen,” Police Chief David Blough told Cleveland’s Plain Dealer, “He had images of neck-to-knees X-rays and mammograms of women and girls under the age of 18, which we believe he was using for sexual gratification.”

Aguirre works at a medical imaging center.

hobby in my home country of America — even more popular than owning guns and pressing lawsuits — is cultivating fears. From agonizing about being lonely to ramping up paranoia about pandemic illnesses to worrying about the collapse of the economy, my fellow citizens love to fret. Outside the U.S., angst accumulation ranks almost as high on the list of pastimes. Luckily, you Leos are less likely to wallow than most of the other signs — especially these days. That’s why I hope you’ll take a leadership role in the coming weeks, when many people will be dipping even deeper than usual into the fetid trough of scaremongering. Please help dispel this trend! Be your most radiant and courageous self — even bigger and brighter than usual.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): An article on the Online Noetic Network profiled the work of Robert Muller, who served as Assistant Secretary-General of the United Nations. It said that Muller is “one of the best informed human beings on the planet,” with an “encyclopedic grasp of the facts concerning the state of the world.” And yet Muller doesn’t keep up with the news as it’s reported in the media. Instead, he simply talks to people, either in person as he travels, or on the phone, or through written correspondence.

These interactions provide him with all the understanding he needs. I recommend that you try Muller’s approach for a while, Virgo.

Assume that you can get all the information you really need by gathering first-hand reports from people about what’s actually happening in their lives.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I think it’s high time to mess with the tried and true formulas. In order to do the most good for the most people, and to regenerate a wounded and weak part of yourself, you simply must create some cracks in the way things have always been done. You must push beyond your overly safe limits. But wait! Before you plunge ahead, make sure you understand this: If you want to break the rules properly, you’ve got to study them and analyze them and learn them inside out.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Have you resolved every last detail of your unfinished business? Have you tied up the loose ends, flushed out the lingering delusions,

and said your final goodbyes to the old ways and old days? “Yes,” you say? You’re absolutely positive? Well, then, it is with a deep sense of pleasure and relief that I hereby unbind you and unleash you. You are officially cleared for takeoff into the wild blue yonder or the fizzy red vortex or the swirling green amazement, whichever you prefer.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “There is a saying that when the student is ready, the teacher appears,” writes Clarissa Pinkola Estes in her book Women Who Run With the Wolves. But the magic of that formula may not unfold with smooth simplicity, she says: “The teacher comes when the soul, not the ego, is ready. The teacher comes when the soul calls, and thank goodness — for the ego is never fully ready.” I’d love it if the information I just provided encouraged you to feel right at home with the jarring yet nurturing lessons that are on the way.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the ancient Greek epic poems the Iliad and the Odyssey, the nature of the psyche was portrayed differently from the way it is today.

It was understood that people received information directly from the gods — not as vague feelings or abstract guesswork, but rather in the form of actual voices. In other words, divine beings spoke directly to human beings. These days that’s regarded as crazy; witness the incredulous reactions that most smart people had when George W. Bush said God personally told him to invade Iraq. With that as subtext, I’m going to prophesy that a deity will soon have a message for you. Be careful, though. An imposter may also slip you tips that you’d best ignore. How to tell the difference? The real thing won’t make you feel inflated or urge you to cause harm.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In the coming week, keep a lookout for invisible snakes, pretend ghosts and illusory dragons. Be prepared to gaze upon gruff displays that are no threat to you and hints of fermenting chaos that will never materialize. In other words, Pisces, your subconscious mind may be prone to conjuring up imaginary problems that have little basis in reality. I exhort you to fling them aside like a superhero brushing off toy monsters.

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see the world with. Good company & conversation essential. I’ve got a soft spot for intelligent & cute men w/ opinions of their own. Good looks are a bonus. creami, 28, l, #115872

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Curious, creative & caring My type is someone who: excites me; shares my core values, core traits & relationship skills; makes me laugh; appreciates my dreams; respects me; makes me feel good to be around; helps me to be a better version of myself. tryingagain09, 57, l, #115920 Fun, sporty woman I enjoy hiking & capturing the beauty of Vermont. I am a full-time teacher and coach soccer, indoor & outdoor track. I am currently enrolled in a special ed master’s program. Acadia19, 28, l, #115919 Passionate Pisces For Sale!

Well, honestly, I want honesty! Passion!

Commitment! Love! Respect! I am a quiet, considered cute, caring & loyal individual. Love animals & am always looking out for them. I like to read, walk, cook, decorate and keep things neat & clean, hike, explore, shop, go to dinner w/ a special someone. Marriyah, 45, l, #115753

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Just wandered out of the mountains last week. Not only did I not find the elusive woodland bison, I did not find a girl. Perhaps there is one of the latter interested in aiding my search for the former? I travel by foot, bicycle, canoe & snowshoe. Really looking for someone with dirigible, but willing to compromise based on enthusiasm. bisonbrains, 22, l, #115735 Polyamorous, vibrant, sensual, silly, loving Smart, sensual, vocalist, hopeful, fun. Bisexual & submissive. Embrace love & innocent joy. I would like to meet a unique woman to be a part of my life. Toned & sexy physically.

Spiritually expanding & contracting inside this wicked hunger-driven shell my true self occupies. more than the surfaces we present. Loving, generous, aware and present, usually.

We try. Jaiabird, 37, l, #112339 Killer Rainbow sweets I am happy gurl who just wants to live & love with the ‘right gal’.

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Waiting for snow!

I was born & have lived in Vermont my whole life and love it here. If I am not working, I am probably outdoors skiing, hiking, kayaking or just chillin’. sportyshawn, 21, l, #115855

Honest, loving, respectful, you OK, well, I’m a bit shy, somewhat quiet & easy to get along with. Finding it hard to meet people; don’t go to bars

LOOKIN’ I am a nice, honest guy; very straightforward, loving, caring, outgoing. Look up these words & you will find me beside

PROFILE of the week: Average Joe seeking Outstanding Jane This is the worst part of this. Wacky sense of humor, patient, loyal. Listen to others well. Have a weird sense that a relationship can be a partnership in practice. I enjoy walking; would like to get into hiking. I love animals & have a couple of nonbiting, nondrooling dogs. mars2venus, 58, #115873 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: What is the one thing that you love that everybody else hates? A bit of p-nut butter on pizza... or clubs & my job doesn’t consist of single women. I’m a single dad of a young daughter, dog lover & finding out that people in your life should be treated well & loved without judgment. carpenter1975, 34, l, #115842

them... islandboi88, 21, l, #114482

Total Bumpkin’/ NYC Fat Cat SM just looking for some good, clean fun with SF. I’ve mellowed in time, but I might have reached the point where I’m useful ... & still lots of fun.

We will only travel in the finest cars & sketchiest buses! Promise! If you are 21-35 & want to have a blast, get in touch! weirdo, 34, #115820

Hey All Hi, guys. Looking for NSA winter buddies to play with; friends cool, too. I’m 38, 5’10, 170, dark hair & eyes, not bad looking with nice package. Looking for guys 18-48 who are height/weight prop. 6”+. Discretion assured - hope to hear from ya! Buster, 38, u, #111080

Top ten reasons 10. Tall, dark & handsome. 9. Love to dance. 8. Speak 3 languages. 7.

Flyfisherman. 6. Can build a fire. 5. God, children, you, then myself. 4. Love to cook French foods. 3. A man needs to start foreplay at breakfast for bedtime.

2. My sexuality is tied to my heart. 1.

Not an Internet sex weirdo looking for sex. snagelcat, 49, l, #115805 Studying to be a Pirate I am a 23 y.o. college student. I consider myself to be a good-looking, outgoing guy. I like to do anything outdoors & have recently started going to the gym & running a lot more. I love to play sports & go for long bike rides. I’m just looking for a down-to-earth, chill girl. TheCaptainRod, 23, l, #115807

Bi guy looking for minded Hey, looking to meet other Bi guys for some fun & excitement. jeffbh2009, 46, #113611

Genuine Depending on the day, I can be kind, caring, funny, interested, interesting, bold, confident, timid, nurturing, stubborn, unreasonable, sexy, dorky, wise, naive, goofy, artistic, spiritual, romantic, humble, creative, happy or sad...but I’m always (ALWAYS!) loyal to my friends. Looking for friendship with normal, intelligent, naturally masculine and grounded men to explore Vermont’s natural beauty.

Enjoy hiking, swimming, camping, kayaking. Friends1st, 47, l, #105629 looking for cut men only I’m just looking for hook-ups for hot oral sex, that is, I’ll be the one giving the hot oral. dolphinman99, 43, l, #105168

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Outgoing guy looking for same SWM, 26, teacher, enjoy the outdoors, but also very artistic/musical.

Enjoy nights out/dancing, but also like quiet nights in. 5’11, 170 lbs., cute, w/ runner’s build. Message me! arts4ever, 26, l, #115808

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Sleepless In Ohio I’m looking for a partner who doesn’t mind sharing everything; the good times & the bad times w/ me.

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House trained, not a picky eater, wags tail when meeting people, prefers to sleep in bed (but will handle a comfy sofa), loves to walk!

Looking for friendly, funny, silly & entertaining companion. Feline lovers welcomed. eaper, 56, u, l, #115817

Charming, educated, sexy Hopeless romantic searching for the one who will sweep me off my feet. 38, single and looking to experience all that life has to offer with that special someone. Enjoy spending time w/ friends, travel, dance, cook & being outdoors. maverickvt, 38, l, #114741

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Joyful, Intelligent & Caring I wish to meet that special someone to share life (but especially those quiet moments) with. My ideal is a man who is kind, sensual, intelligent & interested in travel. hopeful, 52, l, #114673

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Music, Cats, Volleyball, Shy, Silly I’m very shy, I like music, I play many instruments, flute is my favorite. I could not live without music. I really love cats, scared of dogs. I am open to new/different things. I am relaxed, I enjoy sitting around chatting or playing games. I like art/creative things. For college I want to major in a medical field. CatLover, 18, l, #115841

You might be surprised Honestly just looking to meet some new people, obviously F. Could be interesting; I guess you never really know. There’s a whole world full of things to see & explore. Just want to share life w/ someone. fcastle67, 25, #106096

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Romantic Dreams of the Sea In my imagination, you are compassionate & enjoy togetherness.

Laughter is critically important to me. I don’t mind if you’re not funny or witty, as long as your sense of humor allows you to laugh w/ me. I’m young at heart, affectionate & sincere.

Some of my favorite activities are swimming, kayaking, water skiing; basically anything on the water. onthewater, 50, l, #115838

Adventurous, creative & open minded Hi! I’m an adventurous sort of person.

I love traveling & meeting new people. I travel w/ my work which takes me all over the place. But I would like to settle down at some point when I find the right person.

Conversation is a must! I just want to find a good person w/ an adventurous heart. tahoegirl, 30, l, #115833

Athletic, adventurous, loving I could live on the beach & be happy, but then I’d miss the mountains! Shy at first, but not for long. Friends & family are important, but I also enjoy my solitude. Play outside? Hiking, camping, fishing, kayaking, to name a few. Oh, and I love to party! Sensitve & strong, I’m not afraid to follow my heart. skiingtothemusic, 39, l, #115905

Seeking LTR...Mature Minded My name is J.D., 26 y.o. old gay boy seeking a dad for a longterm relationship. I am seeking a monogamous relationship based on trust, love & truth. I hope to get someone who is mature minded & experienced who can teach me more about the gay world. tric, 26, l, #115501

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laugh, smile, dance “Life’s too short not to live BIG.” I like to practice yoga, sing in the shower, laugh at myself when I say stupid things out loud, read, bike, rollerblade.

I would like to do more hiking, learn how to speak Italian, travel the world.

I hope to meet someone who has common interests & go from there... rearviewmirror, 34, #115876

Enjoying life I am looking for someone who can connect with amazing energy, enjoy being together & taking each day as it comes. Also, have the same energy when we are not together. Just have to spend time together to find out. sunnie1322, 53, l, #115854

Women seeking Women

Southern Gentleman Seeks Friend I enjoy sports, both playing & watching, but am just as comfortable playing a board game in front of the fireplace. I love dining out but can also prepare a nice romantic dinner at home.

Basically, I’m a nice guy who can find enjoyment in any situation & I’d love to find a similar person to spend time with. JG1769, 32, l, #115848

Have “profile” on a date site? No thank you. alwaysoptimistic, 61, #115911

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tired of whipping it alone Yes, I’m sexually frustrated & in need of a little fun, intimacy & good sex! Would prefer a woman who’s into friendship & a bit more... VT72, 35, #115162 Sex Goddess Dark-haired, dark-eyed, curvy goddess seeks lovers: tall, large, sane, handsome, fun men, 30-45 preferred.

In LTR, but he is willing to share. Like to please, love to be worshipped. sexgoddess, 38, l, #114852

Women seeking?

Sensual, friendly, thinking lover wanted Looking for a lover who I like & enjoy talking with. Intellectual stimulation & wordplay get me in the mood for other play! Likes: flirting silly, laughing in bed, making out in semipublic; build-up, being stroked & tantalized, exploring a man’s body.

I am not into re-enacting pornos or mechanical, compartmentalized sex.

Younger OK! tarka, 44, l, #115890 Hot & Kinky I am young & hot looking for someone who can keep up w/ my sexual desires & make my fantasies come true. Looking for a hot girl or man to meet me for a couple drinks & then get down to business. Can you handle this? klicious, 21, #115881

dying for a great girl So new to being BI, but honest & excited. Would love & appreciate intelligent, open, self-aware, confident girl. I’m shy initially, but likely a few great local beers would help. finallyfindingout, 27, l, #114679 Bi-curious I am an adult woman looking for a first-time feminine excursion.

Nothing serious, just sexual & experimental. Discretion a must.

Shhh... MoonWoman, 52, #114351

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Dominant MF looking for open-minded, attractive BIM to help keep me hot during the cold winter months. I seek discreet, playful nights at home in the hot tub or in front of the fire.

Cougar_on_the_prowl, 40, l, #115574 Looking for a playmate In a nutshell: I’m bi, currently in a polyamorous relationship & looking to find a playmate for sexy slumber parties. bcakes, 28, l, #115544

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dancing lover Hi there. I’m looking for a casual 1x1c-mediaimpact030409.indd 3/2/09 3:38:22 PM relationship w/ another 1woman.

I’m bisexual & do have a boyfriend.

He has nothing to do with this. I’ve been w/ a couple of women but am pretty unexperienced. I’m hoping for someone who can show me the ropes; is dominant, likes to make the first move & is a bit rough. adorned_woman, 21, l, #115531 Fun loving wife seeks adventures I am a curvy woman looking for a fun time w/ another woman. SERIOUS people only. Friends first ... let’s go w/ the flow, please. I’m real - are you? Wants2Try, 24, l, #115341

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Horny lady seeking sexual adventures 40 y.o. F in a completely nonsexual marriage. I have not felt sexually satisfied in many years & have not been able to unleash my passion unto a deserving partner. I am ready to meet someone for a discreet NSA relationship.

I am D/D free, looking for same. Age & looks not too important, just a simple desire to please & be pleased. Your place only. sex_starved, 40, #114629 RxQueensKnfePrty I’m a woman who knows what she likes.

I love toys & men who wear lots of black; tattoos, long hair or bald send me over the top! I have some crazy fantasies, but you’ll have to ask me to find out.

I’m not into men over 35ish so need not apply. Megami, 28, l, #111014 Lovely Lady seeks F Submissive I’ve been w/ girls before, but want a D/s power exchange face-to-face, letting my hand slide over supple curves. We’d start out online at first, then go from there. Prefer a girl who is height/weight proportionate, into writing, music, dancing, etc.

No masochists, just someone w/ a heart for service & submission looking to explore this lifestyle more in-depth. LadyV, 26, l, #114048 Watch how bad I am Looking for someone who will watch me urinate, and then play with it & tell me whether I have misbehaved.

Don’t come alone - I prefer a TEAM effort. Are you excited about playing? I thought you might be...

Bmore_Bam_Bam, 29, #113811 Steamy Summer Fun Looking for a sexy, confident, fit male who can satisfy my cravings for hot, steamy, summer fun. Let’s make it a regular occasion if we hit it off.

What have you got to lose? I need someone to keep up with me in the bedroom. Lets see how rough it can get... btownorbust, 21, l, #113225

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Nitro-burning Neurogasmobot Needs Service I’m not into pain or anything weird.

I do like women in lingerie, high heels, knee-boots, women who love giving oral pleasure, women who like feeling & tasting me. I like women who are appreciative & vocal, who love deep orgasms, women who squirt, a woman who loves her sexual power over men, not in an abusive way. HotCreamyLove, 41, #115910 no date service profile women Married NSA, fit, NS, in shape, OK looking. Fly bizjets as a profession, motorcycle, ski, hunt, fish, jazz band. Sex not part of my life. Looking for a sensual woman who remains unsatisfied.

Single, married or divorced. Age/ looks not as important as chemistry/ good sex. Woman who enjoys long, passonate sex. Clean, D/D free. Discreet.

Want some action!

I’ve got to be honest here - I have no idea what some of the descriptions mean. I consider myself a fun, cute guy. I’m only missing a little F compassion. I’m kind of stuck in a shell. I hope to find a girl to break me out. marklap2, 33, l, #115859 Play long into the night SWM desires to shun celibacy w/ playful partner for NSA sex or many agreeable kinks beyond vanilla. I’m a sensual guy, like candlelight & playing as long as we like. Me: 5’7, 166, very safe, clean, totally trustworthy; you’ll like me, too. Way younger looking than my age. I live near Essex, N.Y., w/ an immediate ferry ride to Vermont. Play_Hard, 52, l, #115627 Experienced spanker seeks spankee Sensual dom w/ LTR experience seeking sub’s wonderful gifts. Must be clean & not promiscuous. Fit, active & able

player got game Ecstatic exploration ... everything can be sensual. Especially interested in exploring role play w/ Fs who are imaginative & fun loving; mind being most sensual organ. I am a professional, educated M, fit both Apollonian & Dionysian... darwin, 48, #115756

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Easy, Lover Loving, attractive & happily married couple seeks very sexy single mother in mid-30s for playdates and pleasure.

Us: passionate, charming & warm.

You: steady, sensual & self-confident.

Healthy, organic lifestyle preferred.

We’re drug-free, disease-free & discreet and we expect the same from you. august, 37, #115870 looking to play With a girl. Also would like to go out for some sensual dancing in a dark, loud club. cutems, 24, l, #115850

Kink of the week: Nitro-burning Neurogasmobot Needs Service I’m not into pain or anything weird. I do like women in lingerie, high heels, knee-boots, women who love giving oral pleasure, women who like feeling & tasting me. I like women who are appreciative & vocal, who love deep orgasms, women who squirt, a woman who loves her sexual power over men, not in an abusive way. HotCreamyLove, 41, #115910 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: My biggest turn on is... Faces that are expressive. to have an intelligent conversation.

Trust & respect must be earned by both. I very much appreciate the gifts & limits of a sub, and am respectful of them both. I am assertive, well hung & am looking for more than a one- nighter. DomRob, 53, #115837 Desire Playful Woman 4 Erotic Pleasures Adventurous & exciting SWM (separated 3 yrs.), 39-ish, in great shape, w/ an enthusiastic desire for passionate sexual adventures w/ a playful & seductive woman. Age (26-50), status, shape, looks don’t matter; just be enthusiastic about erotic seduction, exciting, heated passion & intense pleasures together.

Let’s meet & see if there’s “chemistry”.

Discretion is assured. NSA/FWB, more? What are you waiting for?

SeductiveX, 45, u, l, #115825 soulful sex And a whole lot more. Exercise followed by a good meal, laughter, kissing, no secrets. Looking for an attractive, confident, intelligent, sensual woman who wants the same in a man. sburlria, 44, #115794 Fun, adventure & passion I am looking for the partner who is honest & confident, knows how to treat themselves first, then satisfy their partner. Excellent communication makes excellent sex; it’s just that simple. happi12cu, 51, u, l, #115774

WannaBLicked Curious woman in relationship w/ longtime boyfriend wants experience w/ a woman. Looking for just play time so boyfriend can watch & participate, and woman needs to be discreet. Looking4SomeExcitement, 25, l, #115696 Hot Couple Looking for Woman We are a young engaged couple (he is 26 & I am 23), and we are looking for a young woman b/t 22-30 for some fun. Also, we expect you to be disease free. Your pictures will get our pictures. We are looking to have someone join us as soon as possible.

HotcoupleWants3SOME, 23, #115680 sexy, young & chill Hi! I’m 24 and in a loving relationship w/ an awesome guy who is hot & sexy & all I could ever want in a man. But I love beautiful women, too! I am looking for a fun & sexy girl w/ a relaxed attitude for in & out of the bedroom fun w/ both of us. polyplay, 24, l, #115460 Two To Titillate & Tease We are an attractive couple; him - older, she - younger. Looking for light fun w/ like-minded individuals or couples. Variety is the spice. dynamicduo, 39, l, #115379

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Saturday, November 7, 2009.

Where: Gaza Event, Montpelier.

You: Man. Me: Man. #906637

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“Mikey” from Jersey?

We saw you in our store, 3 weeks ago, sitting on our plush red couch reading a variety of woman’s fashion magazines.

You were w/ your mom & sister. We have agreed to not hate each other, but you must only choose one of us: We love you. We’re amazed by your fierce facial bone structure & dreamy green eyes... When: Sunday, October 25, 2009. Where: shopping on Church St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906657 Storytime on the couch, 11/08 You invited me to dinner at your house. We waited while the food cooked ... you read aloud a funny child’s storybook. Your spontaneous act, natural & real, my genesis moment.

Then & now, I’m blown away. Stories & love & lives - that’s all there is.

Please make room for forgiveness, dessert, see where it goes, again.

You’re the man I love. When: Tuesday, November 25, 2008. Where: Williston.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #906656 Telesphore If you actually find this then know that I have never given so much thought to a gentle hand squeeze. You should also know that my pen is poised w/ the hope that you will someday show me more of your secrets. When: Tuesday, November 10, 2009. Where: you know where. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906655

Tall, slender, Hunter?

S. Barre Hannafords, Friday, 11/13, 3 p.m. You: tall, slender guy, late 20s w/ ball cap. We passed as you were weaving your cart down an aisle. Me: older, maroon shirt & hat. Locked eyes & smiled. Wanna meet for a coffee sometime? When: Friday, November 13, 2009. Where: S. Barre Hannafords.

You: Man. Me: Man. #906645 Lauren at JP’s JP’s, Thursday night, 11/12. You thought I was gay & I “showed” you I wasn’t.

We have some unfinished business...

When: Thursday, November 12, 2009. Where: JP’s Bar Burlington.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906644 Southern Gentleman - Bruins So I enjoy hiking & watching hockey, although the Canadians are my team.

Wanna chat sometime? SEK When: Friday, November 13, 2009. Where: online. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906642 Gavin, You Super Nova!

Simultaneous disappearance a great thing! So would be simultaneous redux w/ or w/out camera: Gaza Event, Montpelier, Saturday, 11/7.

Please Contact: ZeroMan. When:

Saucy Male waddling by Hospital You: brunette EMT. Me: UVM freshman.

I saw you walking out of the Fletcher Allen ED in your attractive-looking UVM Rescue uniform. Your walk is what caught my eye; it could better be described as a waddle. Coffee? ;) When: Wednesday, November 11, 2009. Where: Fletcher Allen ED. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906632 Allison in the grey Volkswagen I spy a lovely lady who stopped to rescue our dog from the busy road & helped him find his way home.

We are forever grateful to you for more years w/ our pup. Thank you is not enough! When: Wednesday, November 4, 2009. Where: Shelburne.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906630 Night Frisbee on Statehouse Lawn To Koa’s proud papa: I had a great time playing fetch w/ your dog. I would like to do it again sometime.

Say 6 p.m. next Sunday, same place?

When: Monday, November 9, 2009.

Where: Montpelier Statehouse lawn.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #906629 Knit cap & ‘80s music My friend & I were too busy dancing at Retronome to tell you ourselves (& we didn’t want to interrupt your fun), but we both thought your knit cap was an excellent frame to your blond hair & cute glasses. Did you make it yourself? The gent dressed all in black w/ the long brown hair was curious. When: Saturday, November 7, 2009. Where: Retronome. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906628

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Dear Lip Locked,

Lip Locked

You’re right — if you and your girl previously decided not to participate in your friends’ kissing circles, she should have initiated a talk with you before locking lips with her teammate.

However, you’re now in a classic “don’t cut your nose off to spite your face” situation. If you want to be able to slide lips with your friends on the dance floor, do not overreact to your partner’s infraction.

Approach her calmly and let her know how you’re feeling about what happened. Explain to her that while you’re willing — and even a little excited — to discuss kissing outside your relationship, you wish she had thought to run it by you beforehand.

If you decide to open your mouths to others, be sure to set parameters you’re both comfortable with. Do both of you need to be present, or can this extracurricular kissing happen on a solo night out?

Can you only make out with friends, or are strangers fair game? If jealousy issues come up, how will you deal with them?

And one more thing: Though kissing is relatively safe, it’s not 100 percent benign. Be sure the girls you’re smooching are worth the risks of mononucleosis, herpes and swine flu.

Kissed off, mm

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Hot Doe at the Shed You had the feathered bangs & the camo jacket & svelte figure. You teased me all night long w/ your devilish stares. I was hot for you. Same time next week? Bring your friend w/ the braid. When: Saturday, November 14, 2009. Where: The Shed on Shelburne Rd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906650

Gorgeous women at Blind Pilot You: Red bangs, lip ring, black framed glasses, curvey, beyond beautiful. Me: Tall, curly hair, flannel shirt. I noticed you singing along to The Low Anthem during the set change at Blind Pilot. You smiled at me. Hard to believe you were there alone. I love a girl who knows good music. Would you like company to your next show? When: Friday, November 13, 2009. Where: Higher Ground.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906646

drama queen drunk & lost E, I walked you back to your friends on Main St. when you were upset & lost near Champlain. You’re a theater major at UVM, & you were dressed to kill in your Halloween costume. We talked about traveling to Rome, your home outside NYC, & the beauty of Vermont. May I treat you to coffee?

When: Thursday, October 29, 2009.

Where: Maple Ave., Burlington.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906633

I’ve been in a relationship with my girlfriend for a year. We are monogamous, and presumably most of our other lesbian friends are, too. However, when our group goes out on the town and the tequila shots start flowing, it generally turns into a noholds-barred make-out fest. Our friends are all very flirty, and they view French kissing as other people view handshakes — no big deal.

When my girlfriend and I first discussed our friends’ loose lips, she was adamantly opposed to us making out with other people, saying it felt like cheating. I was sort of disappointed, because I think making out is harmless fun. So you can imagine my surprise when we were out last Saturday, and I turned around and saw her kissing a girl on her hockey team. At first I was excited and encouraged it, but then I got kind of pissed when we got home.

Shouldn’t we have talked about this again first?

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Red Square Bassist I was making eyes, thought you were, too. I dug the glasses & the groove. I was the dark-haired girl in the corner, sneaking glances.

When: Friday, November 13, 2009. Where: Red Square. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906651

Austin Looking forward to seeing you on Sunday. You seem like a great guy & I don’t know where we will end up.

If friends is it then I am excited; if anything more comes from it then I am blessed. When: Saturday, November 14, 2009. Where: he saw me Halloween.

You: Man. Me: Man. #906647

MELODY !

Saw you on the waterfront bike path, on Sunday, 11/8. I was riding my bike & didn’t stop as I was pressed for time. Worked on your bike, said hi at Muddy’s. I’m older, pony-tailed guy.

You are a ray of sunshine I would feel honored to share with & catch up.

All the best to you! When: Tuesday, November 10, 2009. Where: bike path.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906634

Dear Mistress,

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Colleen from Dealer.com I wouldn’t normally do this, but given my position I think you’ll understand.

Thought you were really cute & would love to grab a coffee sometime. Sorry to have made you come back several times. It wasn’t on purpose, I promise.

Hope you see this or someone you know reads this & tells you. When: Saturday, November 14, 2009. Where: Essex Jct. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906652

sexy woman at JK Jewelry To the very hot, sexy woman at JK Jewelry in Shelburne Bay Plaza. I bought a Holly Yashi necklace & bamboo scarf on Friday the 13th, 2 p.m. I’m the curvy blonde. You complimented my outfit (short skirt w/ boots). I wasn’t wearing panties. Have you ever been w/ a woman? I have. Join me. Meet for a drink? Peaches & Toys When: Friday, November 13, 2009. Where: JK Jewelry, Shelburne Bay Plaza.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906648

Cutie Square toe boots Montpelier Champlain Farms You asked about biking to work as you were fixing your coffee. Would you like to talk some more? When: Thursday, November 12, 2009.

Where: Champlain Farms Montpelier.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #906635

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Adventures Close To Home I find myself secretly hoping that something needs repairing so I would have a reason to stop by. You’re taken, I know, but if you’re ever not, find that old acquaintance of yours & they’ll know how to reach me ... or maybe I’ll bring her in for a tune-up and try to force myself to form logical sentences in your presence. When: Saturday, September 12, 2009. Where: 322 N. Winooski.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #906654

Cougar Huntin’ at the Shed You were dancing seductively & even won the contest. You lured me in w/ your bedazzled scarf & seasoned ways.

I was w/ a younger woman but can’t stop thinking about our passionate tango. I would love to take you out to the Shed again sometime. Come alone? When: Friday, November 13, 2009. Where: the Shed on Shelburne Rd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906649

Power of the Patch The power of your soul patch drives me crazy every day. You are the sexiest patch wearer alive & I can’t wait until it exceeds the length of your chin.

I don’t know if I’ll be able to control myself. When: Thursday, November 12, 2009. Where: everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #906636

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