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It Takes a State Assessing the cost of Vermont’s aging population BY KEN PICARD

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VICE SQUAD Thanks to Cathy Resmer and Ken Picard for the hard work and high ethics that went into “Necessary Vices?” [November 23]. The story raises the obvious questions, while setting forth the facts and generously quoting the available administrators to allow them to explain in their own words what they do to earn the big bucks. The writing is careful, respectful and responsible. If readers imagine that President Fogel’s vision for UVM includes a considerable amount of vice-presidential “bloat,” it’s not because Resmer and Picard have taken special pains to make the point. In fact they’ve exercised such admirable restraint that they even leave the math to the reader: 19 X $144,000 = $2,736,000 yearly salary outlay for upper-level administrative salaries. The story barely touches on the cost of the new buildings that are supposed to attract out-of-state students whose parents can afford its already high tuition. Meanwhile, of course, this administration makes every effort to keep costs down when it comes to paying its already low-salaried faculty and staff. Is something wrong with these priorities? Ten administrators and The Burlington Free Press don’t have a word to say about it, but at least now Resmer, Picard and Seven Days have made the picture clear to the people of Vermont. David Huddle

PART-TIME PROBLEM porate ways, and pay part-timers There is discrimination against the wages, benefits and working part-time workers [“Necessary conditions they deserve rather than Vices?” November 23]. The bias seeking to exploit them. There’s would be illegal if motivated by no good reason to discriminate sex, age, race or religion, instead of against part-timers. hours worked per week. Hired Dawn Stanger part-time at United Parcel Service UNDERHILL 16 years ago, I started at less than half the full-time hourly wage MCCARTHY MEMORIES though I worked just as hard. Ruth Horowitz’s article on the Before 1976, there were no partMcCarthy Era [“State of the Arts,” timers at UPS. Now, nearly 60 November 23] brought back my percent of jobs are part-time. own family memories. Like Tim Though I make a decent wage Kahn’s family, mine too had an now, it is still not equal to a fullintersection with the notorious timer’s. And I am lucky enough to Harvey Matusow. Matusow was a have company-paid health care, student of my father’s at Taft High which is unusual in a part-time School in the Bronx, and when the job. red-hunting began in the NYC Part-time jobs started out for school system, my father saw the housewives and students to make writing on the wall and resigned to “extra” money for the family, folks go into private business. He knew then accorded less than their full that Matusow, who was well aware measure of respect in wages, beneof my father’s political leanings, fits and working conditions would have no compunction givbecause someone else supposedly ing his name to the investigators. supported them. Exploiting that Good Night, and Good Luck has cultural bias, corporate America served to bring a lot of these hidrushed to create more and more den stories out into the open. It’s a part-time jobs. Workers all over history that shouldn’t be forgotten. the country now work two or three Rick Winston jobs to support themselves, and ADAMANT almost all lack health care. Sadly, that same old corporate SECRET SOCIETY agenda is evident at UVM in nego- Thanks for your wonderful article tiations with part-time faculty. referring to Good Night, and Good Reading lately about the workers’ Luck [“State of the Arts,” issues, I was struck by how little November 23]. I grew up with we’ve all caught on. It’s unethical. Tim Kahn. We lived directly Per course, part-time faculty are across the street from each other. I BURLINGTON paid 40 percent less, simply had two older sisters, one Tim’s 1x2-yogavt091405 9/13/05 AM Page 1 2x1-Grannis113005 Page Professor Huddle has been 10:32 a because they work less. I11/28/05 urge the 9:47 age AM and one his1older brother UVM faculty member since 1971. university to reconsider their corSteve’s age. His younger brother,

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Douglas Embraces Secrecy — Our governor appears to be on a new mission to leave a legacy noteworthy for its success in bolstering government secrecy by “legally” keeping more and more “public” records private. Gov. Douglas says he fully supports ANR’s refusal to turn over internal “public” records to the Conservation Law Foundation. The “public” records involve the agency’s decision not to enact a new stormwater permit system. Democrat Parker told “Inside Track” such secrecy and refusal to release public documents would not be an issue in a Parker administration. “The governor’s position on this is shocking to me,” said Scooter, er, Scudder “and it’s very un-Vermont. It’s just not in the Vermont tradition.” The Guv already has executive privilege, but now argues Vermont should embrace what’s called the “deliberative process privilege” to protect agency and department records from public view. He notes it is recognized in other states and also by the federal government. Douglas won round one last summer when Washington County Superior Judge Matthew Katz cited the “deliberative process privilege” in denying public access to two documents sent by Commissioner Patrick Flood to Charles Smith who at the time was the secretary of the Agency of Human Services. Katz’s ruling does not, however, make it the law of the land. It’ll take the Vermont Supreme Court to do that, and our governor sounds eager for such a court test. As goes Washington, so goes Vermont, eh? Douglas Online Again! — For the last five months, Gov. Jim Douglas’ almost weekly press conferences have not been available for online viewing. That’s because the administration put the videotaping contract out to bid last spring. Peak Productions of Brattleboro was the low bidder by about $200 per taping, and took over from Burlington’s CCTV/Channel 17 which had done the job since the mid-1990s. Who cares? Well, those who like to keep an eye on their government might. The governor’s weekly press conference, at which he takes spontaneous questions

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from reporters, is almost as unique to our tradition of local democracy as town meeting. Press colleagues in Massachusetts, Rhode Island and New York just laugh when I ask if their governors have weekly press conferences. These days, Peak Productions mails CD copies of the gubernatorial pressers to cable TV publicaccess channels around the state. Folks in Chittenden County who once watched Gov. Scisssorhands taking on the press the evening of the event now donâ€™t get to see it until the following week. And Press Secretary Jason Gibbsâ€™ promise to post the pressers online has gone unfulfilled. In October, Gibbs told yours truly the delay was caused by â€œa combination of technical difficulties and a federal law, and new state policy requiring that everything we post on the Internet be compatible with software that allows the visually and hearing impaired to review its contents.â€? The good news is, this month Ch. 17 has graciously come to the rescue and is now posting the â€œDouglas vs. the Pressâ€? face-offs on their site free of charge: http://www.channel17.org. Lately, the questions from the Statehouse press corps have had a sharper edge, and yours truly is no longer the only one inquiring about Douglasâ€™ loyal support for President Bushâ€™s disastrous Iraq War. Due Any Minute â€” Progressive State Rep David Zuckerman tells â€œInside Trackâ€? that fatherhood is imminent. Pony Tail Daveâ€™s wife Rachel Nevitt is expecting their first any minute. A home birth is planned. Will fatherhood affect Zuckermanâ€™s possible congressional candidacy in 2006? One veteran Democratic consultant and dad suggested the new baby will keep Pony Tail out of the congressional race. â€œHaving a newborn is like joining the largest secret society in the world,â€? says â€œDeep Dad.â€? â€œNo one can prepare you for it. It is the greatest and most stressful thing imaginable. For the first 36 months you donâ€™t sleep. Itâ€™s like having someone come in and hide three loud alarm clocks somewhere in your apartment every night. One goes off around midnight, the other at 2:30 and the last one at 4:45 â€” when you then decide you might as well wake up for the day.â€? Words of wisdom? Weâ€™ll see. Bikepath Debate â€” The snow and ice last weekend made sections of the Burlington Bikepath hazardous for the healthy, hearty souls out for a jog, walk or bicycle ride. The seawall stretch that parallels the Barge Canal was risky to even walk on. Thatâ€™s where yours truly bumped into Chapin Spencer. Mr. Spencer is a former city councilor and executive director of Local Motion â€” http://www.localmotion.org â€” a nonprofit â€œpromoting bicycling, walking, running, inline skating and the facilities that make such travel easy and safe.â€? But Chapin was not out for a ride. (Yours truly was, actually.) Mr. Local Motion was taking

pictures of the ice and snow-covered path and the folks tiptoeing around the dangerous spots. Theyâ€™re pictures he intends to show the Burlington Parks & Recreation Commission at its next meeting. Local Motion would like to boost wintertime motion by getting the city to keep at least part of the Burlington Bikepath open through our beloved Vermont winter. The policy has been to let the snow pile up on the cityâ€™s most popular recreational resource, which the Parks Department says is used by 150,000 people annually. That puts the seven-mile track from Oakledge Park to the mouth of the Winooski River offlimits to joggers, walkers, skaters and bikers. Instead, the city says, itâ€™s perfect for cross-country skiers! â€œPeople in the wintertime need a place to exercise, whether itâ€™s walking, biking, running, you name it,â€? says Spencer. â€œUnfortunately, the freeze-thaw means most days arenâ€™t great for cross-country skiing on the bikepath, and the wind blows the snow off.â€? The city, he says, â€œis concerned about the money it would cost, the liability, and the fact they donâ€™t have the right equipment to do it.â€? Parks & Rec spokesman Bob Whalen says Chapinâ€™s right about that. He also told us the thickness of the asphalt is a problem. â€œIt wasnâ€™t designed like a road,â€? said Whalen, and plowing it can drive the frost deeper. â€œAnd if we plow it, do we need to salt it? Itâ€™s right by the lake, and there are environmental concerns.â€? Funny, but while Burlingtonâ€™s Bikepath was impassable Sunday, South Burlingtonâ€™s rec path was a horse of a different color. The stretch from UVM south to behind WCAX-TV was easily ridable. There were clear patches, but most was hard-packed snow. According to South Burlington Recreation Director Tom Hubbard, the city plows but doesnâ€™t salt the most heavily used part of their rec path, so runners, walkers and pedal-pushers can still get their exercise throughout the cold months. Rumor has it exercise promotes good health and reduces healthcare costs. But, hey, but what about cross-country skiers, you say? â€œIf people want to cross-country ski,â€? replied Hubbard, â€œthereâ€™s just so much open land out there to ski on.â€? Plowing a few miles of the cityâ€™s rec path ainâ€™t gonna keep skiers indoors. But unlike the skiers, the runners have nowhere else to go except the highways. The good news is, Burlingtonâ€™s Parks & Rec Commission is â€œwilling to reconsider and look at a pilot project,â€? said Whalen. The pilot project, he said, would plow the Bikepath from Waterfront Park, which is already cleared, all the way north to Leddy Park. Nice. m â€œInside Trackâ€? is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Peter Freyne, email freyne@sevendaysvt.com.

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The Not-So-Great Imposter Authorities accused Bryan Perley of impersonating a Merchant Marine captain and trying to serve a bogus arrest warrant on a state worker in Orlando, Fla. When coworkers told him that the employee he was looking for had the day off, he called the police for help in serving the warrant. “They don’t understand the chain of command in government,” Perley complained to the 911 dispatcher. “I’ve warned them today. They’ve been totally unresponsive.” Police Officer Ronald Satallante said that besides the phony warrant, Perley’s identification and passport “appeared to be fictitious as well.”

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Firsthand Experience The head of a commission investigating Trinidad and Tobago’s public health care fell ill from food poisoning after eating at a government-run hospital in San Fernando. “I almost died,” former magistrate Gladys Gaffoor said. “I spent one night on drips and oxygen.” Play Time When police in Troy, N.Y., tried to stop Tyrone McMillian, 33, on a parole warrant, he sped off, leading officers

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Opportunity Knocks Singapore opened the world’s first toilet college to teach cleaners how to improve their lavatory washing skills. “We are going to train the toilet cleaners to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she can take care of the entire toilet, including changing bulbs, repairing leaky taps, technical cleaning, taking away salts inside the toilet,” said Jack Sim, president of the World Toilet Organization, which set up the college. The WTO is a nonprofit organization whose 17 members include the Restroom Association of Singapore, the Japan Toilet Association and the Beijing Tourism Bureau.

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he digital age hasn’t been easy for photographers who grew up on 35mm film and still love the dusky nuance of black and white. Central Vermont’s Peter Miller is one of them, but at 71 he’s not about to be intimidated by new technology, even if it makes him a little cranky. “I’m learning digital but I don’t like it,” he grumbles. “I have to constantly upgrade my computer.” But he does appreciate the rapid improvements in high-tech printers, and admits that darkroom chemicals are “not good for you or the ground.” Furthermore, he readily accepts the value in being able to preserve his 10,000 or so slides as digital files and putting them online. Finding the time to do it is another story. “I’m not slowing down; my body is, but I’m still going,” says Miller. “I have more projects in my mind than I have time to complete. I might go to India in January to get a website built . . .” Ideas seem to flow nonstop from Miller, but the tech talk might come as a surprise to those who know him best for his rural-oriented, tradition-honoring chronicles: Vermont People and Vermont Farm Women. His latest, Vermont Gathering Places, follows the standard set out by the first of the Vermont trio. Published in 1990, Vermont People features black-and-white photographs and text, also by Miller, that poignantly document a passing era in the Green Mountain State. The book was an instant classic. Some of its images are reproduced on greeting cards, such as the 1959 portrait of Weston farmers Will and Rowena Austin. The elderly couple is far forward in the shot, unsmiling and facing the camera. Snow covers the barn and field behind them, and flakes rest on their shoulders like dandruff. Years and hard work are etched in the faces of the pair. Wearing dark, plain clothes and standing against the snowsoftened background, they look like a

Vermont version of Grant Wood’s “American Gothic.” But Miller did not, by any means, intend the shot to be a parody. Nor are his images sentimental; straightforward in both technique and subject matter, they simply document — much like the pictures in Life magazine, where Miller was a reporter in the early ’60s, or the Depression-era photos of Walker Evans. “In photos, I look for simplicity,” he says. “I have a talent for shooting people. I don’t know what it is.” While the shots in Vermont People were intentional, the collection was an “accident,” Miller reveals. “I had all these pictures I’d taken over 35 years, and thought to do the book,” he says. “Vermont was changing, losing these old Vermonters; condos were coming in, ski areas were getting structured, Burlington was coming into its own, and farmers couldn’t make it,” Miller explains. “People knew Vermonters were an endangered species.” Miller took a similar approach with People of the Great Plains, published in 1996. A large and beautiful book, it was a critical success but a financial disaster — perhaps because the Midwest is too far away for Miller to schlep his books from store to store, as he does here from his home-based publishing company, Silver Print Press. Random/Times Books published and marketed his next collection, The First Time I Saw Paris, in 2001. In it, Miller reveals some of his own past, from a half-century ago — the years he spent stationed in the City of Light as a photographer for the U.S. Signal Corps. From old vegetable sellers in the Les Halles market to Dior-dressed fashion models to young jazz fans in the Latin Quarter, Miller documented Parisians emerging from the war. His prints have a luminous, silky quality; their style recalls the great French street photographer Henri Cartier-Bresson, as

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insists, referring to a historic district in Waterbury that was so named for a prosperous late-19th-century family. Miller decries the current “bedroom-community” development of that town, as well as what he fears will be theme-park-esque expansion from a certain ice-cream giant next door. His anti-sprawl fervor inspires a monthly newsletter, The Colbyville Chronicles, and has led to many an article in other local publications. All of this made Miller a natural choice for shooting and writing

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well as Miller’s one-time teacher, Yousef Karsh. “He was a good person to learn with; I didn’t realize it until I did that Paris book,” Miller says. “He tried to bring out the best in people, and I think that’s what I do. It’s not flattering so much; I just try to shoot the person that’s there.” Miller also learned from Karsh to use a tripod: “It’s a very valuable tool; you can spend your time talking to your subject.” Miller chose subject matter closer to home for his next book, in 2002. Vermont Farm Women documents a tenacious demographic in a beleaguered occupation. Though New York-born, Miller is fiercely protective of his adopted state, where he has happily indulged his favorite activities: skiing, hunting and fishing. His home is in Colbyville, he

Vermont Gathering Places. So did his friendship with Preservation Trust of Vermont President Henry Jordan. This book was no accident; it was an assignment, and Miller spent eight months interviewing, photographing — mostly with a vintage Leica, and all in blackand-white — and writing it. Vermont Gathering Places was produced to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Preservation Trust, Jordan notes in the introduction. The theme — places where Vermonters create community — was his idea; Jordan and his wife underwrote the book. Like Miller’s other Vermont volumes, this one has a pleasing balance of pictures and text. While some of the photos are portraits or just buildings, the majority shows people in groups: talking, eating, celebrating, dancing, hanging out. Little kids fishing on a

summer day in Chelsea. A hillside crowd at Thunder Road. A barbershop in Randolph. A town meeting in Moretown. A lot of general stores. If a good picture “speaks a thousand words,” that may be why photographers are not usually writers as well. But Miller is skilled at both. His text in Vermont Gathering Places is as evocative as the images: In the off-season Greensboro is so quiet you can ride a horse down Main Street. Come summer the houses on the lake fill with professors, writers, and families that have summered in Greensboro for generations. Willey’s is one of Vermont’s most famous country stores, along with Dan and Whit’s in Norwich. “If Willey’s doesn’t have it, you don’t need it,” is the store’s unwritten motto. “Well,” said Tom, “that’s not true. We don’t sell satellite dishes, suitcases or lumber. But we do carry strike anywhere matches.” In the accompanying photo, a young woman in jeans and a hooded sweatshirt is indeed riding a horse down Main Street; a few cars are parked outside Willey’s in the background. Telephone wires bisect the sky. Miller chose to put the dark horse in the foreground, and his composition around the animal is flawless. No doubt, in another half-century these images will have a nostalgic appeal, as do Miller’s shots from post– WWII Paris. But even in present time, Vermont’s small-town way of life, which this book clearly reveres, looks quaint. It seems that fate has handed Peter Miller the role of recording “that rare sense of place that is Vermont,” as Jordan puts it in Gathering Places. If Miller and Preservation Trust have their way, that lifestyle will survive in more than just photographs. m

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he corner of Church and Cherry Streets in downtown Burlington is a treat utopia: It’s the site of Paul Buschner’s A-Maize-ing Kettle Korn. There — and at local fairs and other events — the Colchester resident pops more than three tons of corn each year. An IBM employee for two decades, Buschner, now 45, split in 2001 to become the colonel of corn. He’s usually found inside his cart on Fridays, Paul Buschner Saturdays and Sundays, but plans to stay A-Maize-ing Kettle Korn owner open daily during the holiday season, weather permitting. Seven Days buttered Burlington him up for an interview. SEVEN DAYS: How did you get into selling kettle corn? PAUL BUSCHNER: I love popcorn! Do you know the book, Do What You Love, The Money Will Follow? That was one of the inspirations. One of the things I put in my business plan was making people happy. When was the last time you came to work and someone jumped up and down and clapped their hands and said, “Sarah, it’s so good to see you!” It happens to me all the time out here. People are overjoyed to get this product. SD: Do you get any competition from Ben & Jerry’s? PB: Yeah, you know. We’re both offering a sweet treat, but I have an advantage because you can’t preserve an ice cream cone. And popcorn is the fastest-growing snack food — sales of popcorn are booming. SD: Why is that? PB: It’s a relatively healthy snack. Someone can buy a bag of this product, share it, seal it back up, take it home; it’s a good, available snack food. I wouldn’t call it a health food — though it is a whole-grain food. I put sugar on it, but it’s not as sweet as Cracker Jack or Fiddle Faddle. SD: It’s also very addictive — how much do you eat yourself? PB: I haven’t gotten tired of it yet.

Probably, in the course of the day, because I sample what I’m doing with the salt, I eat the equivalent of one and a half small bags a day. It’s a good source of fiber; it’s pretty nutritious. A small bag has about 250 calories, and about half of that is from fat. It’s corn oil, so it’s hearthealthy, and there are no nut products or anything in it. SD: So it’s corn oil and . . . ? PB: Popcorn, corn oil, sugar and salt, and I use a real gourmet, super-premium popcorn. [With] true kettle corn . . . you need to have the corn lightly caramelizing in the sugar while it’s popping. SD: How long does it take to cook a batch? PB: It takes about three minutes from start to finish to cook eight pounds of popcorn. SD: How much do you sell in a typical day? PB: There’s a huge amount of variation out here. On our biggest day, we went through a quarter-ton of popcorn. But if I go through 50 pounds in a day I’m pretty happy. SD: What’s the busiest day for you? PB: New Year’s Eve — that’s a big one. The Mardi Gras parade is almost as big. But usually UVM par-

ents’ weekend is one of the busiest days out here. SD: How does cold weather impact your business? PB: It’s much better than hot, humid weather. I can pop a couple of batches and take 15, 20 minutes to bag it, and it’s fresh in the cold, dry air. In the real humid air, I have to pop much smaller batches and bag it like a banshee, or it starts to get soggy. But when it’s subzero, people don’t stop. SD: Where do you get the popping corn? PB: I sample the popcorn every year. Popcorn’s an agricultural product, so it varies. This popcorn comes from Nebraska. I actually bought three tons in late summer, because I know this is really good corn. I have multiple suppliers that I can turn to in different areas of the country. And if all else fails, I can go to a popcorn company that works like the Folger’s of popcorn; they take popcorn from all over and blend it. You get pretty consistent results with them, but I don’t care for it as well. SD: What kind of sugar? PB: Cane sugar. I found out the hard way that those other types of sugar don’t work as well. Beet sugar does not caramelize. Like, if you do a crème brulee or something — my wife’s from Puerto Rico, so she makes flan — it doesn’t caramelize as well. SD: I’ve seen a lot of maple kettle corn around lately. What do you think of that? PB: I’ve made it; it can be great, though maple is hard because it’s already been heated up and doesn’t stand the high-temperature process-

ing as well. And maple is such a delicate flavor, you’re better off glazing pre-popped popcorn. SD: When you go to the movies, do you bring your own popcorn? PB: Uh, I’m not saying. SD: Have you ever had anybody come back and say it’s not what they expected? PB: Very rarely. Usually I try to give people who have never had it a sample. I had a woman who was diabetic, and she came back, and I gave her her money back. I can count the number of returnees I’ve had this year on one hand. SD: Do you find you have more adult or kid customers? PB: Actually, I had a woman who was 70 years old who said this popcorn was the best she’d ever tasted in her whole life, and I actually get that quite a bit. It’s hard for me to know definitively, but I think the fairer sex might buy more kettle corn. But that also might be because I’m downtown and there are more women shopping down here. SD: I’ve seen you at the Marathon expo — what are runners like as customers? PB: They’re certainly not concerned about calories, or the Atkins diet. I hate the Atkins diet. SD: What’s the best beverage to wash down kettle corn? PB: Coffee’s probably my favorite, but it’s not too bad with beer, either. SD: Do people use your kettle corn to string garlands for their Christmas trees? PB: No, no! m

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all — his questions to George would turn difficult and probing. And leading. Oh, how George hated that. The doctor would keep poking at him and poking at him. George didn’t know why they kept making him come to these stupid sessions anyway. It never ended well when the doctor got upset. A few years ago, he had run out of TicTacs during a session, and George had invaded Iraq. “Go ahead,” the Doctor instructed. “What kind of temptations do you get? It’s good to talk about them. Oh, wait, maybe you could see if you have any kind of lip balm on you? Anything at all?” “No,” George said. He didn’t even make a pretense of checking his pockets. Once, the doctor had burned his tongue on a Starbucks; that had led to George nominating Pat Sajak to fill a vacancy on the Supreme Court. “Jeez, even straight Vaseline would do me at this point. Anyway, so I bet the temptation was strong to pay back that

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guy with the mustache, wasn’t it? He tried to kill your Daddy, didn’t he?” George nodded. Oh, he could tell where this was heading, all right. This ChapStickless doctor would probe and bait and instigate, ticking him off until George would again wind up doing something he didn’t want to do. Sometimes Condi could help. Once, after the session when the doctor had broken his nail file, George had decided to outlaw mothballs. The doctor had convinced him that such a move would appease the environmentalist lobby. Good old Condi had talked him out of it. She always seemed able to calm George down after these sessions. But now Condi was off somewhere at an international conference studying ways to dispose of used-up CEOs. “My lips, they’re like sandpaper,” the doctor was saying. “They hurt like hell. Hey, I bet you could squash that North Korea like a bug if you really wanted to, couldn’t you, George? Didn’t that guy up there try to kill your Daddy one time? That could really tick a guy off, couldn’t it? Aren’t you

tempted to do something about it?” George said, “I don’t remember that.” “Yeah, I think so,” the doctor said, pursing his dried and sorry lips. “I think I remember that he tried to kill your Daddy with an H-bomb one time. Or maybe it was your mother. Jeez, some guy tries to do something like that to your mother, what’s a guy supposed to do but react, right? No one could blame him. The temptation would be there, all right.” George just sighed and laid his head back on the couch. He decided this was just another lousy day at the White House. George’s analyst was out of ChapStick. George’s Secretary of State was out of town.

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THE BAD NEWS: More independence has also brought more isolation. Participation in senior meal programs has been declining, as has membership in community groups such as churches, granges and social clubs. â€œPeople used to be more tied into their community and knew their neighbors better,â€? Barbour notes. A senior â€œcan live in a building with 100 other people and still be isolated,â€? he says.

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THE GOOD NEWS: Home ownership among seniors is very high in Vermont. Moreover, the stateâ€™s excellent nonprofit housing organizations are exploring new residential options for the elderly that are more desirable, and cheaper, than institutional living. Among them is Burlingtonâ€™s Cathedral Square, which provides housing to about 1000 people. CEO Nancy Eldridge says Cathedral Square is looking into an innovative model of clustered senior housing called â€œgreen houses,â€? which combine the independence and privacy of separate apartments with the supports and cost efficiency of assisted living. â€œThe challenge is that seniors want to stay in their own community,â€? Eldridge says. â€œThe trick is to make the numbers work.â€? >> 26A

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THE GOOD NEWS: Everywhere she goes in Vermont, McDonald says employers are discussing demographic shifts and the need for skilled workers. The Department of Labor has been actively encouraging Vermont employers to include â€œnontraditional workersâ€? as viable parts of their workforce: seniors, refugees, disabled people and those transitioning between jobs. They tend to be motivated. â€œTo me, thatâ€™s something that we can offer as a competitive edge in Vermont,â€? McDonald says. â€œWe can rely on our traditional solid work ethic.â€?

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THE BAD NEWS: Grand Isle is representative of most Vermont counties: small, remote towns that are far from medical services with no real public transportation. Nonprofit transportation agencies such as CIDER â€” Champlain Islanders Developing Essential Services â€” are already strapped for cash and canâ€™t predict how theyâ€™ll cope with the increased demand in the next decade. â€œIn terms of absolute numbers of people, [we might not] grow by the thousands,â€? says

The graying of Vermont will take a double hit on the stateâ€™s health-care industry: First, an older population will mean increased demand for both acute and long-term medical services. Second, the people who provide those services are aging, themselves. Currently, more working nurses in Vermont are over 60 than under 30.

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Generally, Vermontâ€™s seniors are healthier than they were 20 years ago. But more independence has also brought more isolation. CIDER Executive Director Robin Way, â€œbut even another 100 or 200 people of that age is going to put a real strain on what weâ€™re able to do.â€?

THE GOOD NEWS: A recently acquired grant will enable CIDER to do some strategic planning. Way says, â€œWe need to know the answer to the question of how weâ€™re going to serve those people.â€?

WORKING IT +55% â€” Projected change in the number of Vermonters aged 65 to 74 from 2004 to 2014

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17 â€” Number of Vermontâ€™s 25 fastest growing occupations related to health care

THE BAD NEWS: By 2020, Vermont will have more Medicare beneficiaries than students in its public schools. This shift is already causing a serious shortage of skilled workers, according to Vermont Labor Commissioner Patricia McDonald. â€œWe are facing a slowing population-growth rate, an exodus of young people and an aging population, all of which are converg-

cian population isnâ€™t keeping pace with the projected growth in need over the next decade. Paul Harrington, executive vice president of the Vermont Medical Society, says itâ€™s a struggle to attract new doctors to Vermont. The culprits: lower Medicare reimbursement rates compared to other states, and liability premiums that have increased 50 to 100 percent in the last four years, Harrington says. Vermont may have a low cost of living and a high quality of life, but doctors are finding they donâ€™t have enough time to enjoy the amenities that attract people to Vermont. â€œParticularly in rural parts of the state, you may be the only physician, so you donâ€™t have other physicians on call,â€? Harrington notes. â€œYouâ€™re basically working seven days a week, potentially 24 hours a day. So itâ€™s a pretty hard lifestyle.â€?

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y mother is 92. She’s 2000 miles away. I’m an only child. These are just three of the myriad factors in what’s become an increasingly complex equation for me, the daughter of STORY an aging parent. And while I have to PAMELA deal with my mother virtually on my POLSTON own, I share the dilemma with millions: the baby-boom generation, IMAGE uneasily coming to late middle age ROSE ourselves, turning into the caretakers MONTof our elders. Both groups exist in GOMERY numbers unprecedented in human history. According to the official census of 2000, the U.S. is an aging society: The number of older adults — that is, 65 and up — in 1990 was 35 million, or 12.4 percent of the population; 10 years later those numbers were 53 million and 16.4 percent. In 2030 — pause for a moment to think what age you’ll be then — 20 percent of us will be “older.” One-fifth of the population. Vermont’s State Plan on Aging indicates the 45-to-64-year-old age group is the fastest-growing segment of residents; more than 80 percent of elders live in rural areas, where services are fewer and incomes are lower. Pause for another moment to contemplate the health-care implications. Unless some better solutions come down the pike in the next couple decades, the challenges of 2030 will make Medicare’s incomprehensible prescription-drug law of 2005 look like child’s play. Statistics aside, the basic truth is that no one is getting any younger. But by the delicately vague term “aging,” we usually mean the stage of

a person’s life that is marked by physical and/or mental deterioration, loss of independence, and negotiating the slippery terrain of insurance, financial issues and, sometimes, serious illness. And it’s the stage of life when one has to give some thought to death. Nothing is more natural, or inevitable, than mortality, yet growing old is an unpopular subject. In fact, few things disturb us more. It’s bad enough to look in the mirror one

tor’s office, or asked me the same question four times during a 15-minute phone conversation. Nor did anyone tell me how to handle the emotions that would accompany seeing my mother fall and break her hip, get whisked away by EMTs, have emergency surgery on Christmas Eve, learn to use a walker. Learn to rely on me. And I was a psych major. We should all have required courses in gerontology. Then at least we

thing? Never mind. Talk to them now, when you can still make jokes about debilitation and dying. “Caregiving usually begins incrementally,” says Jeanne Kern, who last month in Waterbury gave a talk entitled “Planning for the Future: You and Your Aging Parent.” Kern is the coordinator of the family caregiver support program at the Barre-based Central Vermont Council on Aging. She’s been giving talks of this nature

Nowhere in my education did I learn what to do when my mother burst into tears during a discussion about giving up her home. day, notice a new wrinkle and wonder, How the hell did that get there? Is there anything I can do to make it go away? The answer to the latter question is no, and that’s just really a bummer. But to me, what’s far worse is realizing my parent (I’m using singular because my father died many years ago) is going downhill fast. How to prepare for that? Nowhere in my college or graduate education did I learn what to do when my mother burst into tears during a discussion about giving up her home. Or how to be patient when she began losing her vocabulary, or couldn’t find her doc-

might not be shocked and scared when the parent who once seemed strong and smart and capable . . . isn’t. We might get some pointers on easing into the caretaker role, not to mention our own advancing years. But for most people that didn’t, and doesn’t, happen. That’s why eldercare agencies, organizations such as AARP, and any number of websites offer scads of remedial advice about dealing with an aging parent. Having entered this realm with my head in the sand, my advice is: Learn as much as you can before you get there. Your mom and dad are only fortysome-

for the past two years. At 48, Kern is not yet dealing with dependent parents herself, though when and if she does, like me she’ll be a long-distance caregiver — her folks live in western New York. But unlike me, she’s ahead of the curve regarding what steps to take. The top three sources of anxiety about aging parents, Kern says, are “what type of help they may require, what resources are out there, and finances — will they be adequate to meet the parent’s needs?” In Vermont, Kern explains, five >> 31A

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Finances: Talk to your parents about putting your or a siblingâ€™s name on their bank account. My mom chose to do so years ago, and also got me a key to her safety deposit box, where we keep important documents. This might be a delicate matter in some families, but someone needs to be aware of the financial situation, including income sources and monthly expenses, and how it all adds up. Talking together with a financial advisor to plan for the future might be wise. It will simplify your parentsâ€™ lives to put at least some of the monthly expenditures â€” utilities, cable, insurance payments, etc. â€” on automatic withdrawal from their bank account.

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Housing: This is a huge topic, whether parents stay at home and require services, or decide to move to a senior-living facility. For many elders that move represents a frightening loss of independence. Begin to have this conversation with your parents as early as possible, and engage them to plan their own future. Itâ€™s much harder when they think someone else is forcing them. You can help by finding out what the options are where your parents live. See resource list for suggestions.

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Visiting Nurses Association: www.vna-vermont.org. Many programs for home health care, from medical and hygiene needs to housekeeping assistance to family caregiver support groups. Also, local wellness and adult-daycare offerings. Many services covered by insurance or state mandates.

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agencies on aging serve different parts of the state. And that doesn’t count nonprofits such as the Visiting Nurses Association, private home health-care providers and other service organizations (see sidebar). “One thing many people who are now doing significant caregiving say is, ‘I wish I’d known about that before; I didn’t realize all those resources are out there,’” Kern says. “It would be nice to tap into it sooner.” Kern is right about the incremental thing; aging sort of sneaks up on you. Especially if your parents are in reasonably good health. So whether they live in a different state or right next door, those first “symptoms” can come as a surprise. For some it’s blatantly, cruelly physical, such as a stroke or heart attack. My mom drove into a bank. It took her weeks to admit it to me. Seems that she thought the car was in reverse when she

“Canes are for old people!” Last fall, my mom lost her car keys. Her only car keys. She thought she’d flung them when she fell on the concrete parking lot outside her garage. Because no one saw her, she had to crawl back into the building; she didn’t think about the keys until much later. On my next visit, I checked everywhere, outdoors and in. Nothing. I told her it was a sign from the universe that she was supposed to stop driving. She just laughed. But she hasn’t driven since. This summer during another visit, I went to a local car dealer, paid for some replacement keys, and called up an old high school friend who runs an autobody shop. Because he used to plow my mom’s driveway for free, without being asked, I thought we should give him the car, and to my surprise my mom agreed. When Tracy came and we unlocked the car with the new keys, I found the original ones inside on the floor. By that time my mother had

Not long ago, something happened to make me a lot nicer, and sadder. I was visiting my mom and, while quietly reading in the living room one evening, she suddenly began to tell me about an old bank account that she simply had to close one of these days, because she’d dreamed that her husband was taking money from it. Then dream and reality completely merged and she began to get agitated. I said, gently, “Mom, I don’t think you still have that bank account; I’ve never seen any statements from them.” She retorted, “Well, maybe they just don’t send me one.” I asked, “Well, when did you last make a deposit in that account?” She said, “Oh, about ’55.” “Mom, that was 50 years ago. I think you closed that a long time ago.” Did that make some kind of sense? Did she realize her brain was playing tricks? I’ll never know. All she said was, “Oh.”

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become convinced the cleaning lady had stolen her keys, among other things. When I asked her why the cleaning lady had not then also stolen the car, she had no answer. Since then, my mom’s paranoia has increased, and so has her forgetfulness. I don’t mean the absent-minded, where-didI-put-my-purse kind of forgetting, but gaping holes in her memory. According to her doctor it is not Alzheimer’s. Kern suggests that taking prescription drugs over a period of time might result in memory problems. My mom only takes two, but still. I’ll have to ask the doctor about this. In any event, with her memory loss has come confusion. It takes longer to get her to understand something, and if she’s convinced of the contrary, no amount of logic can come to the rescue. At first I found this irritating; I’m not the most patient person, nor did I want to accept that my formerly intelligent mother simply could not see reason. In phone conversations I would tell her when she repeated herself, as if that would make a difference. When she complained about a “crazy cousin” of my father’s who likes to call her and talk in circles, I told her she was getting like that, herself. OK, that was mean. Kern politely reminds me that we should treat our elders as we would like to be treated ourselves. Yes.

I have become more patient with my mother since she first drove into the bank. I still feel guilty being so far away. But I have learned a lot: how to find renovators and real estate agents in another state; whom to call for emergencies and how to talk to insurance agents and doctors; how to get power of attorney; how to invest my mother’s money for her; how to choose the right senior-living facility and, when she needs it, home health-care assistance. I know about broken hips and hearing aids and orthopedic shoes and walkers and physical therapy. I know all the gossip among the ladies at her dinner table. What I don’t know is where my mom went, or even who she was before the words that might enlighten me disappeared. I know she loves me, and I guess that will have to do. But even now, I am not ready for the inevitable end. I mean that literally: I have not yet mustered the courage to ask my mom where she wants to be buried, what mortuary, what kind of service she’d like. She’s got a will, but those things aren’t covered in it. “I think you just make the opportunity for her, sort of nose around to the topic,” Kern advises sensibly. “Let her know you’re open to talking about it.” Sure. She’ll probably just tell me death is for old people. m

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rian Davis didn’t come out — he was pushed. He was at college, in the early 1970s, when he received a call from his mother. She was really upset. “I said, “Mom, what’s the matter? What’s going on?” Davis recalled. She said, “Well, you could have told us another way. Now everybody knows.” Turns out she was responding to an article in the local newspaper. The cover of the Sunday magazine section showed Davis with a couple of drinks in his hand at the Andrews Inn, a gay bar in Bellows Falls. The story was about homosexuality in Vermont — a subject for which Davis had just become an unwitting poster child. Davis’ experience is one of 14 stories collected by the Dialogue Project, an innovative joint undertaking of Burlington’s R.U.1.2? Queer Community Center and the Vermont Folklife Center. Part oral history, part art show, and part inter-

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great way to stay vertical. But, as Wu points out, this approach isn’t always appealing to people who aren’t in the habit of, say, performing bench presses. “Some people say, ‘I’ve never lifted weights before; why should I start now?’” Wu says. “Or, ‘My muscles are sore,’ so there’s no motivation; it’s not fun.” Eventually, Wu turned to Tai Chi — a daily discipline for people, especially elders, all over the Eastern Hemisphere; public parks there are packed with practitioners. “It’s so popular in Asian countries, and we knew that it probably benefited balance,” Wu says. “But the evidence was mostly anecdotal, of people saying that they felt better.” Wu emigrated from China 20 years ago. In 1999, she returned to participate in a study of Tai Chi at Beijing University of Physical Education. The research compared a group of seniors who had been practicing Tai Chi for two to 10 years with another group who had being doing other forms of exercise, such as aerobics. “We said, ‘Wow, there really is a significant difference here,’” Wu says. “But when I came back, I found only a handful of articles about Tai Chi and balance.’” From 2000 to 2001, Wu conducted a study in Vermont, examining how 12 weeks of Tai Chi might benefit members of the elderly community she found through the state’s home-health network. “There was a significant reduction of fear of falling among people who had been falling,” she says. “They had improved their strength and functions and were able to stand up, walk and come back in a shorter period of time; they were also standing on one leg.” Why is Tai Chi so good for balance? Instructor Janet Makaris looks on the spiritual side. “Chi is the prayer of life,” she says. The centuries-old practice looks like slowmotion kung-fu fighting — minus the opponent. Some have described it as a combination of yoga and meditation. Wu worked up an outreach strategy that was perfectly suited to Americans. She found 17 local senior citizens who were willing to practice Tai Chi on television from February to May this year. Instead of meeting with Makaris in person, they turned on their tubes, which were equipped with videoconferencing technology. In a multimedia center at UVM,

SEVEN DAYS | november 30-december 07, 2005 | feature 41A Wu plays a clip from one session, a split screen that shows the Tai Chi students in various living rooms and assisted-living facilities. Some use walkers; others are with companions who seem content to sit in an easy chair while the Tai Chi takes place. From her UVM studio, Makaris can see and talk to the students. â€œStep over the cat food can, do a baby curtsy,â€? she says, using her signature imagery to describe the movements. â€œYou look nice. That was very, very nice,â€? she adds before giving the class a break. â€œIt was a huge success,â€? says Wu, before fast-forwarding the video clip. Although there were several subzero days, snowstorms and school cancellations while the study was in progress, classes went on as usual. Once again, the Tai Chi resulted in better balance among the students, many of whom now travel to the Vermont Kung Fu Academy to continue their work with Makaris. But Wu wanted quantifiable evidence of Tai Chiâ€™s benefits. So she took her research one step further, examining the mechanics of the movement through electromyographic electrodes, a force platform and motion-analysis cameras at UVMâ€™s motion-control laboratory. Using tiny, electric nodules placed at strategic points on the body, studying computerized images of movement and measuring forces, Wu was now able to measure what had been anecdotal evidence. Wu and her research colleagues discovered that Tai Chi targets muscles that arenâ€™t exercised through walking â€” muscles such as the dorsiflexors and knee extensors, which help prevent falls. â€œThe other thing we found from the motion control was co-activation, or using both sides of the muscle,â€? says Wu. â€œItâ€™s a whole different motor-control strategy in the central nervous system that as we age, we probably forget, and co-activation provides stability in the joints.â€? A third finding was that Tai Chi activates â€œeccentricâ€? strength â€” the sort of fast-twitch muscle fibers that sprinters use. â€œIt was all positive,â€? says Wu. Sheâ€™s now working on a proposal for Phase 2 of â€œTele Tai Chi,â€? and on future studies related to the relationship between Tai Chi and cardiovascular health and arthritis. Wu expects that future findings will also corroborate the emotional boost her study participants received from Tai Chi: subjects rated themselves 18 percent less afraid of falling on a post-session survey. That added peace of mind may be motivation enough for students like Nancy Tracy to keep moving through Makarisâ€™ imagery. After back surgery two years ago, she was told she would never walk again. After physical therapy, she is back on her feet. While Tracy says sheâ€™s still seeking a strong feeling of stability, sheâ€™s able to conquer the elements that will send many of us sprawling this winter. â€œWe were joking about walking on black ice in class,â€? says Tracy. â€œBut I really did last Friday, and I stayed up! I was doing a little dance and I stayed up.â€? m

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that she’s married to Christ is the silver cross dangling from her neck. Crete, who stands perhaps a hair less than 5 feet tall, has lived here for 31 years. As she flits through the chapel, with its bone-fragment relic of the convent’s founder, to the stairwell, with an African batik of an all-black Last Supper, to the common room with the big-screen TV, she comments frankly, “Things are changing.” The biggest change over the years is the absence of anyone under 70. Like

Members of religious communities remain independent of the church, and rely solely on their orders to aid them as they age. Technically speaking, this is not an old-folks home — it’s the Our Lady of Providence Convent. Sister Bibiane Crete, one of several nuns playing bingo, takes a break to give a reporter the grand tour. The spry, 76year-old Québec native wears a maroon polyester skirt and striped blouse — those old black-and-white habits have been optional for decades. The only indication

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social-service agencies. Today, barely 13,000 men, and slightly more than 60,000 women, belong to religious communities. Cunningham clarifies one crucial point â€” those numbers do not include diocesan priests, who minister to specific parishes. Those priests are aging, too, a fact that has been widely reported in connection with parish closings all over the country. But the church has taken better care of them than it has of their religious brothers and sisters. Most diocesan priests have pensions, or receive retirement support from their dioceses. Members of religious communities, however, remain inde-

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already been forced to sell their buildings and merge with other orders. Nuns, monks and priests who once ministered to the poor and the sick have themselves become a population in need. And as more and more of their members pass from this life to the next, the ones who survive are watching their way of life gradually disappear. There are now just 191 nuns in 10 orders in Vermont, and their average age is in the seventies. At its peak in the 1950s, Crete explains, her bustling, multigenerational Roman Catholic convent housed more than 50 Sisters of Providence. Many of them, like her, taught at

Catholic schools, including the St. Francis Xavier grade school across the street. Their income helped pay for the cost of caring for the communityâ€™s elderly. Those days are long gone. Crete is the only nun still teaching, and sheâ€™s cut back to parttime. Just a handful of sisters works outside the convent; those who are still able pitch in with chores such as dishwashing and staffing the business office. Today, Our Lady of Providence Convent houses 42 women, just 22 of them Sisters of Providence. Faced with empty rooms and mounting bills in the 1990s, the convent opened its doors to nuns from other religious orders. Our Lady of Providence is now home to eight Sisters of the Religious Hospitaliers of St. Joseph, six Missionary Sisters of Our Lady of Africa, and one nun from the Sisters of St. Joseph order based in Rutland. Lay people are also a relatively new addition. At one time,

years ago, but canâ€™t recall exactly when. â€œDates I canâ€™t pull out of my head,â€? she admits over the phone. â€œIâ€™m one of those aging.â€? Recently Vermontâ€™s Sisters of St. Joseph order merged with their counterpart in Massachusetts. Polworth joined the convent in 1952, when â€œThere were three sisters working for every sister who was older,â€? she recalls. â€œItâ€™s reversed â€” or even worse â€” now.â€? Polworth reports that of 40 people who live in the convent, just 15 or 16 are nuns. â€œThe lay people outnumber us now,â€? she says, noting that, at 78, she may be the youngest nun there. Ginny Cunningham, of the Washington, D.C.-based National Religious Retirement Fund, shares some more startling statistics. In the 1950s, she says, there were roughly 180,000 men and women in Catholic religious orders in the United States. They taught in Catholic schools, worked in Catholic hospitals, and staffed

pendent of the church, and rely solely on their orders â€” and paltry Social Security checks â€” to aid them as they age. This creates cash-flow problems, especially for nuns, who earned pennies on the dollar compared to secular workers in the same jobs. Many nuns were not even part of the Social Security system until the 1970s. As these religious men and women age, like everyone else they require increasingly expensive care. Currently, 6229 of them reside in assisted-living facilities, and another 6000 are in nursing homes throughout the U.S. Cunningham notes that this care costs, on average, $126 a day â€” lower than the national average of $145 a day. But â€œYou multiply that by almost 13,000, and you can see itâ€™s a humongous problem,â€? she says. â€œMany orders just donâ€™t have the resources to handle that.â€? >> 46A

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made a mistake on a form. “Oh, I’m going to get someone in trouble,” she cackles. “We’re going to have a fight in the nunnery tonight!” Crete credits her genial nature to her part-time job teaching French to first-, second- and third-graders at St. Francis. “It keeps me young,” she says, a mischievous twinkle in her blue eyes. “Young and in a good mood.” She doesn’t seem sad or bothered by the order’s decline. “This is life,” she says. The sisters who pass in the corridors affect a similar disposition. Sister Olive Lettre stops to talk when Crete approaches. The 86-year-old nun makes herself comfortable on a chair at the back of her walker. She entered the convent in 1940, and taught at Catholic schools all over Vermont for 46 years before she retired. She admits to missing the uniform. “I loved my habit,” she says. “Now you have to match everything, you know?” But she seems otherwise content. “I’ve been thankful,” Lettre says with a sigh. “I’ve enjoyed my years.” Even Sister Carmen Proulx, the convent’s Mother Superior — or “coordinator,” as she’s now called — is similarly, well, Zen. Proulx, 74, wears jeans and a short-sleeve plaid shirt over a black turtleneck, and her white sneakers are well worn. Proulx says she’s not sure even she would choose to be a nun these days — there are so many other ways to serve people, whether it’s through the Peace Corps or community service. Sister Mary Polworth of Rutland seems adaptable, too. “I guess I’m one of those people who doesn’t fear change,” she says. “In fact, I welcome it.” Polworth “firmly believes” that religious life will always exist, though she’s not sure what it will look like in the future. If Vermont’s Sisters of Mercy is any indication, it will almost certainly involve lay people. With 64 sisters, the state’s largest order, isn’t recruiting many young novices, either, but it’s thriving nonetheless with the help of several dozen secular “associates.” Male and female volunteers are assisting with the order’s diverse portfolio of community-oriented programs that include sponsoring the Mater Christi grade school as well as educational activities for adults and programs for women in recovery and in prison. Sister Ruth Ravey, the order’s director of development, says the associates will ensure that the nuns’ legacy continues. She says, “We see them as helping to pass on the message of mercy.” m

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CREEPY CRAWLIES :: Big Apple-based post-rock trio Tarantula A.D. defy easy categorization. Their cello, guitar, drum and glockenspiel attack deftly blends the elegant crescendos of modern classical music with the gut-rumbling snarl of metal. Think Mussorgsky meets the Melvins. The band’s debut, The Book of Sand, features vocal appearances from hipster sensations Devendra Banhart and Cocorosie, and was captured without the benefit of high-tech recording equipment. Don’t miss these up-and-coming arachnids when they kick off Seven Days’ “Hot Ticket” series at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge on Wednesday, Dec. 7. Locals Akrasia warm up.

<music> Club listings & spotlights are written by Casey Rea. Spotlights are at the discretion of the editor. Send listings by Friday at noon, including info phone number, to clubs@sevendaysvt.com. Find past album reviews, full venue descriptions and a local artists’ directory online at www.sevendaysvt.com/music.

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BY CASEY REA

PRIMATE PARTY

CANCELLED!

BACK TO THE BLUE Not long ago, I reported that RĂ RĂĄ on Church St. would be the new setting for the down-home concert series â€œBluegrass Night.â€? Well, the venue has already dropped the curtain on the event. Some will recall that its previous incarnation at South Burlingtonâ€™s Holiday Inn met with a similar fate. Maybe the clubs are afraid the music will attract the wrong element â€” there are some dangerous pickers in these here parts. After a brief hiatus, the â€œtrue blueâ€? have now found what they hope is permanent asylum. â€œWeâ€™ve got what I believe is the best spot in Chittenden County to continue,â€? organizer Bob Degree wrote in a recent email. The gang of rotating musicians, which includes Bluegrass Storm and Stone, Coane & Sacher, lately landed a recurring, Tuesday evening gig at the Lincoln Inn at Five Corners in Essex Junction. Starting on December 6 at 8 p.m., fans can once again graze on fresh â€™grass. â€œLetâ€™s consider this a community project,â€? Degree says. â€œOne that bluegrass musicians and the people who love the music need.â€? At previous Bluegrass Nights, players received payment by â€œpassing the hat.â€? That wonâ€™t be the case at the new digs, however. â€œThe best way to show your support for the performers is to have a bite to eat before or during the shows,â€? Degree explains. The Lincoln Inn is offering an appetizing incentive: Purchase one entrĂŠe at full price, and youâ€™ll receive another at half off. For more info, call the Lincoln Inn at 878-3309, or email Degree at blgrassboy@yahoo.com.

Every once in a while, an event leaps out from the scads of press releases that come my way. Often itâ€™s an odd name that catches my attention. Take Cirque du Singe BrisĂŠ, for example. Translation? Circus of the Shattered Monkey. I should point out that Iâ€™m not talking about a conventional circus. This is probably for the best, since the host venue, Club Metronome, doesnâ€™t have an animal license. So what exactly is COTSM? According to its Boston-based founders, itâ€™s a â€œa traveling event that prides itself in presenting eclectic excellence in the way of music, poets and spoken-word artists.â€? The Circus will make its Green Mountain premiere on Wednesday, Dec. 7. But donâ€™t call it a performance. The unconventional minds behind the gala refer to their work as â€œexecutions.â€? In addition to out-of town acts such as Ari, the Kieran Ridge Band and Oneside, the event will feature local talent, including Sean Altrui, Aquadora, Dâ€™Moja and Jimshead. MIEKA PAULEY In addition to music, the hometown peeps will be displaying artwork. One such piece is Jenn Karsonâ€™s â€œSalon Listening Chair,â€? which is exactly what it sounds like. Donâ€™t believe me? Point your browser to: http://www.studiojuju.com/listeningstations.html. Circus house band Hypaspace will also perform, and ringmaster Duncan Wilder Johnson will regale the crowd with true-life tales of heavy-metal debauchery. A special pre-show performance by bass guru Adam Bedrosian will kick off the nightâ€™s festivities. Check out http://www.the shatteredmonkey.com for more information, or perhaps more confusion.

WHEREâ€™S THE LOVE? On Thursday, Dec. 1, the world-weary remnants of the Beach Boys will appear at Burlingtonâ€™s Memorial Auditorium. Unlike ex-member Brian Wilson, who is currently enjoying a career renaissance, the current incarnation of the band finds a sullen and litigious Mike Love leading a crew of ringers through tunes that he barely had a hand in crafting. Recently, Love sued his ex-bandmate and golden goose Wilson for â€œshamelesslyâ€? using the band trademark in promoting a new version of the legendary lost album SMiLE. At the center of the lawsuit is Wilsonâ€™s decision to give away Beach Boys compilations in a crosspromotion with Londonâ€™s Daily Mail. As many are aware, SMiLE wasnâ€™t really a Beach Boys album to begin with. Featuring solely Wilson compositions, it was shelved in 1967, due to â€” among other reasons â€” Loveâ€™s endless taunting of the troubled composer. Seems Loveâ€™s lifelong study of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogiâ€™s Transcendental Meditationâ„˘ has done little to take the edge off. I suspect professional jealousy to be a prime motivator â€” Wilsonâ€™s latest received nearly universal acclaim from fans and critics alike. Love periodically licenses the Beach Boys name for tours of state fairs and corporate parties, during which the band plays all the hits, or at least the ones in his vocal range. For a particularly heinous example of web design, check out http://www.beachboysband.net. Proof you donâ€™t need surf to be washed up. m

LADIESâ€™ NIGHT(S) Fans of up-and-coming female singer-songwriters are in luck this week. On Thursday, Dec. 1, Chicago-based songstress Rachel Ries appears at Montpelierâ€™s Langdon St. CafĂŠ as part of Vermont folk goddess AnĂ¤is Mitchellâ€™s â€œTranscontinental Revueâ€? series. Accompanying herself on guitar, accordion, pedal steel or organ, the classically trained Reis delivers hushed lullabies with a slight country twang. The independent artist has been compared to such songwriting greats as Emmylou Harris and Aimee Mann â€” talk about good company. You can catch her set at 8:30 p.m. Back in Burlington, 135 Pearl welcomes Massachusetts singer-songwriter Mieka Pauley to town. While some press outlets have likened her to Lilith Fair queen Sarah McLachlan, The Boston Globe claims sheâ€™s â€œmore Aretha.â€? Comparisons aside, Pauley is quite the road dog, having played more than 150 cross-country gigs in the last year. And, like most Bay Staters, sheâ€™s a Sox fan, which, along with her singing talent, led to performing the national anthem at Fenway Park. Pauley does Burlington at 8 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 4, with local dude songwriter Dan Bolles.

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WED.30 :: burlington area J. WALL (one-man band), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ WITH JODY ALBRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. ATAVISTIC ENSEMBLE (jazz-funk), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY WITH FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. GLAMORAMA PRESENTS: ELECTRO (DJ), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. BRIXTON GUNS, UNCLE BILLY’S SMOKEHOUSE (rock, reggae), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. JEFFHITJEFF COLLABORATION, HOLLYWOOD FARM, DISFUNKTIONAL HIPNOTICS (funk), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. OPEN MIKE WITH ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. TIMELESS, BLINDED BY RAGE, BROTHER THROUGH GLASS, CARRION (metal), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $5/8. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. HOT TUNA: ACOUSTIC & ELECTRIC (Americana, rock), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $20/23. AA. LUKE ERIKSEN & JOHARI WINDOW, RYAN DUBOIS (rock, jam), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $5/7. 18 +. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central

B.A. FUNKHOUSE, Positive Pie II, 10 p.m. $3. MADDUB (dub), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH THE SCREWTAPS, Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $3.

:: northern TOM LESHINSKI (solo guitar), Chow! Bella, 6 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. JOE CRIBARI (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

THU.01 :: burlington area SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by ANTHONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 9 p.m. NC. ’80S NIGHT WITH DJ CHIA, 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. SIESTA BEATS, Miguel’s Stowe Away, 10 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE WITH DAVE GRIPPO (jazz, blues), Halvorson’s, 9 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. TRINITY (Irish), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 5 p.m. NC, followed by THE BIG OTHER (funk, jam), 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS, Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. BASEMENT BAND, JONAH (rock, jam), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. PARANOID SOCIAL CLUB, MARGO & THE NUCLEAR SO & SOS, PLANESIDE, THE EXTRA BLUE KIND (rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. BANG BANG WITH DJS JAH RED & DEMUS (reggae, reggaeton), Second Floor, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

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C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. RODNEY (rock), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. LUKE ERIKSEN & JOHARI WINDOW, RYAN DUBOIS (rock, jam), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $5/7. 18+. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party, game show), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH REX, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central TRANSCONTINENTAL REVUE WITH RACHEL RIES (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. Café, 8:30 p.m. $5 donation. SMALL AXE (reggae), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. HUNGER MOUNTAIN BOYS (classic country, Americana), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $8.

:: northern KARAOKE WITH TIM RUSSELLE, Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. MARK ABAIR & THE METROS (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. EL DUCE (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC.

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DJ COREY (hip-hop), RĂ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (roots reggae), Red Square, 5 p.m. NC, followed by CHROME COWBOYS (country-rock), 8 p.m. $3, followed by NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz vocals), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (blues, rock singersongwriter), Nectarâ€™s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND, SAGE BLONDE (funk, rock), 9 p.m. $3. SATORI SKATE FILM RELEASE WITH DR. JAH, MC ROSS MATTHEWS, SELECTAH MESZENJAH, ITATION SOUND (reggae, hip-hop), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $NC/5. 18+ until 10 p.m. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputinâ€™s, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA WITH DJS ROBBIE J. & TOXIC (urban dance party), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. HIP-HOP, REGGAE, DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISONâ€™S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JPâ€™s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. Johnâ€™s Club, 7 p.m. NC. RUSTED ROOT (rock, jam, world), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $22/25. 18 +. GREGORY DOUGLASS WITH BAND, ZAC CLARK (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m. $8/10. AA. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. KARAOKE WITH PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SHAKEDOWN DANCE BAND, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Genoâ€™s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Franny Oâ€™s, 9 p.m. NC.

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Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., GREG IZOR BAND (blues), Black Door Middlebury, 388-0361. Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. PATRICK FITZSIMMONS (contemporary Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. The Bobcat CafĂŠ, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. folk singer-songwriter), Positive Pie Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. II, 10 p.m. $3. Breakwater CafĂŠ, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. GUY DAVIS (blues), Middle Earth, 8:30 The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. p.m. $15. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. SOMEBODYâ€™S CLOSET (jam), Waterbury Buonoâ€™s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Wings, 9 p.m. NC. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie Bâ€™s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. PIANO BAR WITH ARMAND MESSIER, Charlie Oâ€™s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. SAM KINNINGER BAND (jazz, funk), City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. VIP LADIESâ€™ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY Cuzzinâ€™s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu CafĂŠ & Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. European Gourmet, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. Finkermanâ€™s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. NOBBY REED PROJECT (blues-rock), Finniganâ€™s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. CAL STANTON (solo guitar), Beeâ€™s Franny Oâ€™s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Genoâ€™s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. Giovanniâ€™s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. DANA & SUSAN ROBINSON (traditionGlobal Markets CafĂŠ, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. al), Music Box, 7:30 p.m. $8. Good Times CafĂŠ, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. HALLMARK JAZZ QUARTET, Chow! Gustoâ€™s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Bella, 7:30 p.m. NC. Halvorsonâ€™s Upstreet CafĂŠ, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Henryâ€™s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. JPâ€™s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeffâ€™s Maine Seafood, 65 N. 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The New Year’s members are scattered across the country like Yahtzee dice on the kitchen table, so no state can lay full claim to them. But when bassist Mike Donofrio traded in the bohemian trappings of Greenwich Village for the agrarian simplicity of the Green Mountains last year, central Vermont gained at least a partial stake. Donofrio landed in the capital area around the time The New Year’s sophomore release, The End Is Near, appeared in stores. The New Year also includes Matt and Bubba Kadane, who in the ’90s championed an intense — if slow — brand of rock with their muchlauded band Bedhead. In reaction to the increasingly ferocious playing style of the hardcore punk scene, the Kadanes downshifted the pace of their tunes, yet maintained a wall of sound the size of their native Texas. Following Bedhead’s demise in 1998, the Kadanes continued their slowcore fixation with The New Year. Musically, The New Year’s tunes lumber as steadily as an approaching freight train. Matt Kadane’s low, inflectionless vocals pull you in closer, like whispered secrets; docile guitars gradually build into an enveloping flurry. At first this cacophony could be mistaken for indiscriminate fuzz. But heart-rending melodies soon tear through the sonic blur as the music bears down upon the listener, rattling bones and rousing the spirit. Tracks such as “Sinking Ship,” “Chinese Handcuffs” and “Age of Conceit” forgo this aural blizzard in favor of more immediately accessible melodies. However, most of the cuts only reveal their beauty upon repeated listening. While an initial pass through The End Is Near might sound like brackish clatter to the uninitiated, graceful undercurrents emerge with subsequent spins. A prime example is the album’s centerpiece, the elegantly spare “Disease.” With its pace-perfect progression and pointedly earnest lyrics, the song is simply masterful, minimalist indie-rock. The New Year’s sound may be better suited to dark, urban clubs than the breezy, foliated expanses of rural New England. But geography aside, The End Is Near is recommended listening.

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SAT.03 << 53A THE COMPLAINTS (rock), RĂ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Red Square, 5 p.m. NC, followed by REVISION (jazz, jam), 8 p.m. $3, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight, $3. KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. LOVEWHIP, SAVIN III (funk, electronic), Nectarâ€™s, 9 p.m. $3. RETRONOME (â€™80s dance party), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputinâ€™s, 10 p.m. $3. DR.GREEN, WORKINGMANâ€™S ARMY (rock), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $5/7. 18+, followed by RUSH (college dance party), 9 p.m. $5/NC with college ID. 18+. DJ RUGGER (hip-hop, r&b), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISONâ€™S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JPâ€™s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAN SILVERMAN TRIO (jazz), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. BADFISH, FISTFUL OF STEEL, ROOTS DOWN BELOW (Sublime, Rage Against the Machine tribute, rock, reggae), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $13/15. AA. ROBERT PRINTZ, CAROLYN PLUMMER, ROB STEEN (comedy), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30/10 p.m. $12/14. 18+. SHAKEDOWN DANCE BAND, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH MIKE PELKEY, Banana Winds CafĂŠ, 8 p.m. NC. LITTLE BUS (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Genoâ€™s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Franny Oâ€™s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central POPEFINGER (rock), Charlie Oâ€™s, 9:30 p.m. NC. SWEET POTATO KINGS (rock), Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 9 p.m. Donations. MONEY JUNGLE (jazz, funk), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5. Dâ€™MOJA (worldbeat), Positive Pie II, 9:30 p.m. NC. AMERANOUSHE (Gypsy jazz), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $8.

:: northern PAUL DOUSE (rock singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. MOUNTAIN MOJO AUTHORITY (reggae, jam), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu CafĂŠ & Nightclub, 5 p.m. â€“ 4 a.m. NC. 18+. DEJA NOUS (French cabaret), Beeâ€™s Knees, 7:0 p.m. DJ DANCE PARTY, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC.

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:: champlain valley FRED BARNES JAZZ BRUNCH (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

:: central RECORDER SESSIONS, Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 11 a.m. NC, followed by PARKER SHPER TRIO (jazz), 8 p.m. Donations. DAVID MURPHEY (American roots), Positive Pie II, 6 p.m. NC.

:: northern DAVE KELLER (blues, soul singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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OPEN TURNTABLES, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. DAYVE HUCKETT (solo jazz guitar), Leunigâ€™s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DJS DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. MARKO THE MAGICIAN, Rositaâ€™s, 5:30 p.m. NC. SHANE HARDIMAN (jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. BLUESDAY WITH TOM COGGIO, THE NERBAKS, Nectarâ€™s, 9 p.m. NC. TUCK & PATTI, PAUL ASBELL (pop guitar, vocals, jazz, Americana), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30 p.m. $18/20. AA. BLUEGRASS NIGHT WITH BOB DEGREE & BLUEGRASS STORM, Lincoln Inn, 8 p.m. NC.

TRICKY PAT PRESENTS: WHIPLASH (drum â€™nâ€™ bass), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. ROKU, JEFFHITJEFF COLLABORATION, PSYCHE ORIGAMI (funk, hip-hop), Nectarâ€™s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. CIRCUS OF THE SHATTERED MONKEY (indie-rock, eclectic), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. OPEN MIKE WITH ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISONâ€™S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JPâ€™s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. SEVEN DAYSâ€™ HOT TICKET: TARANTULA A.D., AKRASIA (post-rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $8/10. AA. OPEN MIKE, Genoâ€™s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

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OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. ERIC TAYLOR (blues, Americana singersongwriter), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. $13. MOVIE NIGHT: THE WARRIORS, Nectarâ€™s, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJS KOUSHIK & TATUM (hip-hop, soul), 10 p.m. NC.

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BY RICK KISONAK

PREVIEWS THE EDUKATORS: Hans Weingartener directs this story about three twentysomething radicals who plan to change the world by non-violent means but wind up committing an unexpectedly serious crime. (124 min, R) AEON FLUX: Charlize Theron stars in Karyn (Girlfight) Kusamaís sci-fi adventure about a futuristic female agent sent to assassinate a government leader. Based on the popular animated MTV series from the 1990s. With Marton Csokas, Jonny Lee Miller and Amelia Warner. (93 min, PG-13) FIRST DESCENT: Kemp Curly and Kevin Harrison direct this documentary chronicling the rise of snowboarding through the eyes of early pioneers and current superstars. (PG-13)

SHORTS

The Ice Harvest HHHH Paradise Now HHHH

H ICE GUYS Thornton and Cusack play thick thieves in the latest from Harold Ramis.

arold Ramis is a rarity among American comedic artists. In his youth he was never far from the epicenter of Hollywood hipness, either as an actor and writer (Stripes, Ghostbusters) or director (Caddyshack, National Lampoon’s Vacation). Unlike so many creative personalities of his generation, however, he has continued to evolve over the decades. Where once-bigger names like Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd and John Landis appear to have lost their comic touch and seem frozen in time, Ramis always seems to have something new and intriguing up his sleeve. Groundhog Day (’93) has come to be considered a modern classic and is credited with launching the latest and richest chapter in Bill Murray’s career. Three years later, Ramis gave us the highly conceptual, wildly underrated Multiplicity; in ’99 came one of his biggest hits, Analyze This. The deceptively sly bit of work effectively crowned Robert De Niro a king of comedy. Now here we are in a new century with a new Harold Ramis picture, and the fun shows no sign of ending. The Ice Harvest is a Fargo-dark heist caper that teams the director with two of the country’s most dependable actors — John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton. He also signed on two of its most distinguished film writers — Richard Russo (Empire Falls, Nobody’s Fool) and Robert Benton (Kramer vs. Kramer, Bonnie and Clyde). You’re unlikely to run into a smarter, funnier experiment in noir anytime soon. The idea is, Cusack’s a Wichita lawyer whose clients include members of the mob. He’s sharp, but he’s a nice guy, and that’s his problem: He’s come up with a scheme for skimming a truckload of money, but lacks the nerve to put it into action. This is where Thornton comes in. He plays a friend with a small-time pornography business and a desire to move on to bigger, badder things. Combining Thornton’s backbone and Cusack’s brains, the pair wind up with a suitcase filled with more than $2 million in underworld funds and a plan to skip town on Christmas Eve. Unfortunately for these two partners in crime, an ice storm delays their departure just long enough for all hell to break loose. “Just act normal for a few hours and we’ll be on a plane,” counsels Thornton. This turns out to be less simple than it sounds for Cusack, as one dire omen and chance encounter

after another combine to make sticking to the plan impossible. First a hulking, shadowy figure shows up and starts asking for the two all over town. Cusack takes this as a sign that the mob is onto them. Next, a spectacularly inebriated old pal played by Oliver Platt bumps into him and attaches himself to Cusack for the balance of the night. Meanwhile, a few miles away, the gangster whose cash the attorney has stolen catches up with Thornton. This leads to the most knee-slappingly inventive movie sequence ever to begin with a closeup of a bloody thumb in a vise and conclude with a middle-aged housewife wearing pajamas with feet and floating in an icy bay with a bullet hole through her head. Will Cusack and Thornton make it out of Wichita alive? Will one of the two attempt to do in the other and run off with the loot? Will Platt lose his breakfast, lunch and dinner all over the upholstery of Cusack’s car? Given the savvierthan-average caliber of the picture’s twists and turns, it would hardly be fair to tell. Well, OK, Platt hurls big-time. Other than that, all you need to know is that The Ice Harvest is a relentlessly entertaining genre gag. It sports dialogue of exceptional snappiness, and wonderful performances. With a director, writers and actors at top of their game, Ramis’ latest is a tale of two less-than-perfect friends with a less-than-perfect exit strategy you shouldn’t let get away. In the now-for-something-completely-different department, director Hany Abu-Assad’s Paradise Now takes on the hotbutton subject of suicide bombers and manages a measured, mesmerizing meditation on the psychological, political and cultural forces that combine to produce them. The film stars Kais Nashef and Ali Suliman as a pair of young Palestinian men who’ve been selected for an operation that will make them martyrs. The director offers a well researched portrait of the two preparing for their mission, over what may be the last 48 hours of their lives. “Are we doing the right thing?” Nashef asks halfway through the movie. By the time we arrive at the unsettling final scene, the two friends will answer that question differently than they might have before. Many in the audience will find themselves rethinking preconceived notions as well. m

BEE SEASONHHH Richard Gere and Juliette Binoche are paired in director Scott McGehee’s domestic drama about a dysfunctional, highly intellectual family in which the daughter is discovered to have an extraordinary talent for spelling. With Flora Cross and Max Minghella. (104 min, PG-13) CAPOTEHHHH1/2 Philip Seymour Hoffman disappears into the role of writer-socialite Truman Capote in this biopic, which focuses on the years when the author wrote In Cold Blood. Catherine Keener costars. Bennett Miller directs. (98 min, R) CHICKEN LITTLE HH1/2 Zach Braff, Joan Cusack and Don Knotts are among the voice cast in Disney’s computer-animated comedy in which the sky really is threatening not to stay where it belongs. (81 min, G) DERAILEDHH1/2 Clive Owen and Jennifer Aniston are paired in Mikael Hafstrom’s suspensefest about a married ad exec and an alluring stranger who meet on a morning commute, begin an affair, and get drawn into a dangerous plot by a violent criminal. With Vincent Cassel and Melissa George. (110 min, R) GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCKHHHH David Strathairn stars in George Clooney’s account of the mid-century clash between CBS newsman Edward R. Murrow and professional witchhunter Joseph McCarthy. With Robert Downey, Jr. (90 min, PG) HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE HHHH The latest installment revolves around a wizards’ tournament featuring a number of life-threatening competitions. Featuring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson. (150 min, PG-13) JARHEADHHH Sam Mendes directs the big-screen version of Marine Anthony Swofford’s compelling Gulf War memoir. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx and Peter Sarsgaard. (115 min, R)

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RATINGS

H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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ENRON: THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM

BY SUSAN GREEN

SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

Valley Views dren, Becker, 38, is a dynamo with an unwavering social conscience. The festival, which takes place January 1115, addresses themes relating to war and human rights. Her partner in that endeavor, Kimberly Ead of Burlington, is also involved in the real estate project. Becker’s husband, Eugene Jarecki, directed Why We Fight, an award-winning doc about the history of American jingoism; it will enjoy a Vermont premiere at MountainTop just days before its nationwide release. Other programming includes the currently Oscar-nominated Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room, by Alex Gibney, who collaborated with Jarecki on The Trials of Henry Kissinger in 2002; Protocols of Zion, about the rise of anti-Semitism after 9/11, by Marc Levin; and Stephen Marshall’s BattleGround: 21 Days on the Empire’s Edge, which chronicles three weeks on the frontlines of the Iraq invasion. For a segment on fundamentalism, Becker will present With God on Our Side, a consideration of the religious right in America by Calvin Skaggs and David Van Taylor; and Thierry Michel’s Veiled Appearances, a look at contemporary Iran. The only feature, David & Layla by Jay Jonroy, is a comedy about a Jewish TV producer who falls for a Muslim immigrant. Becker is trying to lure Morgan Spurlock, whose quirky Super Size Me

delved into the insidiousness of Big Mac Attacks. Activist Ben Cohen is scheduled to join Jarecki, Gibney and others for a panel discussion on corporatism and democracy. Bread and Puppet founder Peter Schumann will offer a talk about fiddling. Meanwhile, Becker may launch a competition to find the perfect moniker for her bricks-and-mortar venture. Right now she’s leaning towards “Revolution.” Some say Vermont is where the ’60s went. If so, Richmond must be a retirement community for the turbulent era. Longtime resident Roz Payne oversees a collection of documentaries about Vietnam, student protests, women’s liberation, Green Mountain State communes, racism, Yippies, Black Panthers and similar issues created by Newsreel, the filmmakers’ collective she helped establish almost 40 years ago. This week, Payne is taking a compilation of clips that reflect the collective’s work from 1967 to 1971 to the Association of Moving Image

Archivists’ annual conference in Austin, Texas. The Hollywood-based group awarded her a $1000 grant to attend the gathering, where she’ll also participate in a symposium dubbed “Staying Indie: The Struggle to Maintain Independent Media from the Sixties to the Present.” “I want to talk about price,” notes Payne, who teaches at Burlington College. “Most progressive distribution companies are expensive. They should make it easier for people to afford their material. Newsreel did these films as tools for changing the world, so they’re available at the cheapest cost possible. I generally ask, ‘What can you pay?’ I’m not out for profit.” She recently charged a West Coast labor organizer only $35 for a doc about a 1969 union struggle that would normally be $155 to $175 if requested by, say, a TV network in need of such footage. The title — “Richmond Oil Strike” — refers to the Northern California town where the events unfolded, rather than the Chittenden County hamlet that Payne calls home. m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

CAMILLE PAGLIA is the doyenne of lesbian-feminist cultural critics. ANDREW JOHNSON, impeached like Clinton, got a bum rap. FLOYD PATTERSON was a nice guy who could break your chops. CHARLIE CHAPLIN had an agenda that rubbed some the wrong way. CARMEN MIRANDA made a deal with the United Fruit Company. HUGO BOSS at one time designed uniforms for the Nazis. MITCH MILLER liked folks who couldn’t sing to sing along with him. IVAN THE TERRIBLE, the first tsar, got very mixed reviews. FRANCES MCDORMAND is sometimes known as Mrs. Joel Coen. KATRINA VANDEN HEUVEL faces The Nation on a regular basis. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS A CATEGORY. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: Think of them on a first-name basis.

aitsfield is getting a new movie house that’s actually been around for about a quarter-century. The Eclipse, which replaced the former Mad River Flick in 2002, will be given another, as-yetundetermined name under different ownership: Claudia Becker, director of the MountainTop Film Festival that unspools there every January, plans to transform the site into a multipurpose venue with a strong emphasis on cinema. Although renovations won’t be complete until May, she hopes to host an initial introductory celebration in mid-December, followed by a second unveiling when her five-day fest begins. “We’ll call it a Coming Soon Party,” Becker explains. “There’ll be a little model on display and architectural drawings of what to expect.” She envisions two screening rooms with 150 seats each. “One will be a regular theater, probably a lot like the Roxy,” Becker says. “The other is for showing documentaries, smaller independents and retrospectives, but it can turn into a space for kids on weekdays or a cabaret for live performances and lectures.” In addition, she’ll either restore the adjacent Starlight Lounge as a café or install a vintage 1930s diner from Rhode Island in the same spot. “This would be ‘as is,’” Becker points out. “It comes with every original cup and spoon.” A mother of two very young chil-

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investigating the mysterious death of his wife. With Danny Huston. (129 min, R) THE ICE HARVESTHHHH From director Harold (Groundhog Day) Ramis comes this dark holiday comedy about a Wicita attorney who embezzles $2 million and spends Christmas Eve trying to make it out of town alive. Starring John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton and Connie Nielsen. (88 min, R) THE WEATHER MANHHHH1/2 Gore (Pirates of the Caribbean) Verbinski brings us this dramady about a popular Chicago forecaster whose career is looking more successful by the minute while his personal life verges on total disaster. Starring Nicolas Cage, Michael Caine and Hope Davis. (102 min, R) WALK THE LINEHHH James (Girl, Interrupted) Mangold brings the life story of the late Johnny Cash to the big screen with help from Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon. (135 min, PG-13) YOURS, MINE & OURSHH Rene Russo and Dennis Quaid star in this remake of the 1968 Lucille Ball-Henry Fonda comedy about a widow and widower who find love and then find out what itâ€™s like to raise the 18 children they bring to their relationship. With Linda Hunt. Directed by Raja Gosnell. (90 min, PG) ZATHURAHHH1/2 Jon (Elf) Favreau directs this family-friendly fantasy in which a mysterious board game sends squabbling brothers on a fantastic outer-space journey. With Josh Hutcherson, Jonah Bobo and Tim Robbins. (95 min, PG)

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CALL TO ARTISTS THE WELL GALLERY is seeking artists for 2D solo and group shows in 2006. Send slides or CDs with SASE to The Well, Mountain Road Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, VT 05464. Info, 644-6700. STUDIO PLACE ARTS invites artists to submit applications for a spring exhibit with the theme "Arts-R-Us," with artworks that respond to commercial influences and the increasing commodification of social goods and values. Deadline: January 28, 2006. Info, http://www.studioplacearts.com or 479-7069. THE T.W. WOOD GALLERY is seeking Vermont artists to submit entries for a summer 2006 exhibit with the theme "The Passage of Time." Can enter up to three 24-by-24-inch birch plywood panels as 2D montages or 3D collages. Submit photos, slides or CDs. Deadline: April 1, 2006. Info, 828-8743. Send submissions to T.W. Wood Gallery, 36 College St., Montpelier, VT 05636. THE TEGU GALLERY is seeking submissions from artists for possible solo exhibitions. Submit slides or digital photos with resume to Tegu Gallery, PO Box 829, Morrisville, VT 05661 or email chuck@riverartsvt.org.

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N EXHIBIT “New England in Watercolor,” paintings by Nancy Ellis. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington. Through December 15.

ARTWORK “Spring Thaw” by Nancy Ellis

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ovember vistas forebode a winter yet to come, but Nancy Ellis’ graceful watercolor “Juniper Island in November” snatches beauty from the cold mist of the season. This 4-by-6inch landscape, one of 26 paintings in her “New England in Watercolor” exhibition at Burlington’s Cathedral Church of St. Paul, is smaller than most of the others. However, her depiction of the shrouded Lake Champlain island, with the undulating Adirondacks in the background, seems colorful and expansive in spite of its diminutive scale and nearly monochromatic palette. Ellis composes lyrical yet sturdy watercolor landscapes. Her pieces are often concerned with the passage of light and time on a given scene, via a single image or series. The nature of transience is her primary interest. “Juniper Island in November” represents one end of winter. In the other, “Spring Thaw,” Ellis contrasts small forms with larger ones, such as a meandering river with craggy ice flowing. Snow-capped Camel’s Hump is in the background, and thick trees with many translucent layers — burnt sienna, green, crimson — are in the mid-ground. The river is seen from a distance. “Morning Light on Snow with Birches,” numbers 1 and 2, have dark foregrounds and dramatic shadows radiating from the gray-and-white

trees. In those pieces, the perspective is from within the snowy woods, and light is cast from behind the stand of birches. Number 2 is the darker of the pair, with a band of crimson running along the ridgeline behind the trees.

Creating two views of a place in differing media is an interesting approach. Although both paintings depict the same place, Ellis has reinterpreted the scene rather than restated it. “Tree Tops in Summer,” numbers 1 and 2, are more complex, composed of three vertical images: Two are matted and framed together; the other is a separate painting. The singular piece, “Tree Tops in Summer 1,” presents a bright-green, leafy treetop, with puffy, white clouds in a cerulean-blue sky. In contrast, “Tree Tops in Summer 2” is a diptych. The left panel is focused on a lone cumulus cloud, while on the right is just one tall treetop, like a lettuce stalk, running the height of the painting. Ellis’ multi-image paintings are her most original. All of the pieces com-

bined in her triptych “Three Views of a Sunset Near Old Lyme, CT” are also framed together — in this case, into a vertical composition. Each of the three watercolors is a horizontal view of a river and woods. Top, middle and lower are almost identical, except the pieces become progressively redder, suggesting the progress of a setting sun. “On the Lieutenant River, CT” is perhaps the most daring of Ellis’ multi-imaged works, as she combines a painting and a photograph on the same mat. The photo is a long, horizontal vista such as might have come from a disposable panoramic camera; above it, Ellis’ painting describes the same general locale. Not many landscapists invite comparison between their own colors and those in a photograph, but that is precisely what happens here. The pale sky and river rendered by Ellis correspond closely with the photographic record, but the leaves of her woods do not. The painting is a late-summer scene; her Lieutenant River photograph was snapped in early autumn. In her artist statement, Ellis claims she is “especially captivated by seasonal changes.” Sound like a typical landscape watercolorist? But Ellis isn’t. Creating two views of a place in differing media is an interesting approach. In comparison to her peers, she’s conceptually ahead of the pack. m

MICHAEL EGAN: A retrospective in glass works. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-3177. Reception December 1, 5-8 p.m. Through December. GALLERY OPENING: Painter Julie Ruth and sculptor Shannon Matthew Long present their own works along with other artists in multiple media. Julie Ruth Studio & Gallery, 23 South Main St., Waterbury, 730-2527. Open house December 1, 2-8 p.m. Friday Sunday evenings through December. ‘THE JURY IS OUT’: The Art Resource Association 30th annual holiday exhibit with works in multiple media. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Reception December 1, 5-7 p.m. Through December 22. JOSEPH SALERNO: Paintings and drawings. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Artist talk followed by reception December 1, 3-5 p.m. Through December 17. BRIAN MOHR & EMILY JOHNSON: "Wild People, Wild Places II," outdoor photographs from Vermont to the southern Andes. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 496-5434. Reception December 1, 6-9 p.m. Through December 27. WINTER SHOW: More than 20 local artists exhibit their works. Stowe Town Hall, stowestudioarts@pshift.com. Reception December 2, 6-8 p.m. Through March. BILL CROSBY: "Landscapes," abstracted acrylic paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Reception December 2, 6-8 p.m. Through December. ‘WINTER WOODS’: A group show featuring photographs by Jeri Lynn Eisenberg and works by 15 others in multiple media. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 9853848. Reception December 2, 6-8 p.m. Through January 24. ALEX HIRKA: New collages. City Market Café, Burlington, 863-3659. Reception December 2, 7 p.m. Through December. GRAND OPENING SHOW: A brand-new gallery presents 11 Vermont artists with humorous and playful styles. The Lazy Pear Gallery, 154 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7680. Reception December 2, 5-8 p.m. Through January 30.

OPENINGS >> 04B PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.

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MAGICAL THINKING? Fourteen landscapes, still lifes and figurative oils by Croatian immigrant Maya Ibrisimovic are on display at the Community College of Vermontâ€™s atrium gallery through December 14. The title of her show, â€œOld World Expressions,â€? reflects Ibrisimovicâ€™s Balkan subject matter and traditional approach to painting. Traditional, that is, in what can best be described as the â€œmagical realistâ€? style. Pictured: â€œView of Budva.â€?

OPENINGS << 03B â€˜GIFT OF ARTâ€™: A holiday show with photographs, prints, sculptures, jewelry and more. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 438-2097. Reception December 2, 5-7 p.m. Through December 24. MAXINE DAVIS: "Two Faces, The Masked," oil paintings describing faces presented to the world. McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 425-3034. Reception December 2, 5-7 p.m. Through December 4. ROBYN PEIRCE: "Icons and Idols," acrylic and mixed-media paintings. Landgon Street CafĂŠ, Montpelier, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Reception December 3, 6:30 p.m. Through December 11. LINCOLN COMMUNITY SCHOOL: Student drawings, paintings and photographs show connections to land, garden, river and community; also, the frog collection of Lisa Cloe. Lincoln Library, 453-2665. Reception & slide show December 3, 1-3 p.m. Through December. STEWART MCHENRY: "The Near and Far," color photography, Dining Room; and DASHA KALISZ: Ceramics, Solarium. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Reception December 4, 3 p.m. Through December. SANDRA SHENK: "Meditation on Autumn Reflections," Polaroid transfers and montages; and JENNIFER PEREILLE: "Brilliant Hues of Summer," mixed-media paintings. The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@ yahoo.com. Reception for Shenk December 4, 2-4. Both through December. YOUNG ARTISTS JURIED EXHIBITION: Artwork in multiple media by area high school students. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Reception and awards presentation December 4, 3-5 p.m. Through December 18.

JOHN BRICKLES DEMO: The Vermont clay sculptor shows how he creates his miniature buildings. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 3883177. December 3, all day. â€˜HANDMADE FOR THE HOLIDAYSâ€™: Dolls, trains and gifts highlight this open house and exhibit about Christmas in Vermont a century ago. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. December 3, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. & December 4, noon - 4 p.m. ANNUAL STUDIO SALE AT ZOE INK: Zoe Papas shows her works in paper and ink. 129 Charlotte St., Burlington, 863-1468. December 2, 4-9 p.m.; December 3 & 4, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. HOLIDAY ARTIST MARKET: Original handcrafted gifts by Vermont artists in a variety of media. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, second floor, Burlington, 865-7165. December 3 & 4, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. â€˜FOUR ARTISTS/FOUR WEEKSâ€™: Photographer Alice Clark discusses her work, the third in a series of talks. Indian Hill Gallery of Fine Photography, Pawlet, 325-2274. December 4, 1 p.m.

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BOB HOOKER: "Embracing Transformation," paintings in acrylic and collage, reflecting patterns of decay and disruption. Kolvoord Community Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. December 1-31. SARAH NEITH: "Cityscapes," collage and paintings based on local night life. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165. December 5-30. JEREMY GANTZ: "Portraits of Music," photographs of local musicians. Firehouse Community Darkroom, Burlington, 865-7166. Through February 4. FRED G HILL: "Chips From a Few Blocks," color photographs, Fletcher Room; and CHRISTINE HOLZSCHUH: "River Branches and Connections," mixed-media works, ART ADVENTURES: Kids and families explore Pickering Room; and MAGGIE STANDLEY: the visual arts in a variety of media. Fleming "Reclamation," mixed-media artworks about Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Ages symbolism of birth, Mezzanine Gallery. 9-11, November 30. Family $35/45. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 864-4385. â€˜THE CLOCKENSPIELâ€™: This fundraiser for SEABA All December 1-31. features handmade clocks by local creative NICK CHAPPELL: "Rapt," paintings and phototypes. Harry Hood Gallery, Hood Plant, graphs. Studio STK, Burlington, 657-3333. Burlington, 859-9222. December 2, 5-8 p.m. Through December 24. CASEY BLANCHARD: The printmaker hosts DOSTIE: "Belle Voyeur," new paintings. an open studio day at her home. 459 Club Metronome, Burlington, bellevoyeur@ Thompson Rd., Shelburne, 985-3037. 1x6-Boutiliers111605 11/14/05 9:34 AM Through Page January 1 15. yahoo.com. December 3, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.

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JOSHUA HIGHTER: "Figures on Paper," drawings and paintings. ArtSpace 150 at the Men's Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through December. â€˜STOREFRONT/USEFUL ITEMS UNDER $100â€™: Artists Heidi Cody, Yuken Teruya and Colin Livingston explore consumerism and critique visual culture in an exhibit filling half the gallery. In the other half, designers from Vermont and elsewhere display limited editions of practical objects. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through December 18. MICHAEL HEENEY: Photographs. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through November. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Fun and fantastical artwork. Wine Works Bar, Burlington, 310-9159. Through December. â€˜60 YEARS IN THE MAKINGâ€™: A student and instructor retrospective 1945-2005 in multiple media. Shelburne Art Center Gallery, 985-3648. Through December 1. KATE PUCCIA & JOHN OSMOND: "Forge & Fracture," collaborative and independent twoand three-dimensional works in marble, bronze, canvas, paint, steel, wood and glass. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through December. MAYA IBRISIMOVIC: "Old World Expressions," oil paintings. Lower Level Church Street Gallery, CCV, Burlington, 951-1252. Through December 14. JENNI MARONEY: "3rd World Experience," black-and-white and color photographs of the people of Central America. 1/2 Lounge, Burlington, 233-2504. Through December 15. â€˜FIFTY-FIFTYâ€™: Custom handbags, or sk8bags, from the New York label Beck(y), featuring works by more than 20 designers. Pursuit Gallery, Burlington, 862-3883. Through December. JANET BIEHL: Etchings of Burlington; and ANDREW KLINE: Old West Church photographs; and LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: Handpulled color prints; and DAVID SOKOL: Insects, crustaceans and other prints. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through January 2006. MIKEY WELSH: "Potatoes Hurl Midnight Onions," new paintings. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through December. MARK TOUGIAS: "A Sense of Place," oil landscapes. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 899-3211. Through December 18. â€˜WITHOUT A NETâ€™: Work by L/L Center pottery instructors. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Through December 2. NANCY ELLIS: "New England in Watercolor," paintings. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 864-0471. Through December 15.

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‘WORLDS OF TEA’: Objects from the permanent collection exploring tea culture in Western and Asian cultures; and EADWEARD MUYBRIDGE: "Studies in Locomotion," pioneering photographs documenting human and animal movement. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through December 16. ANN LABERGE: An interactive, multimedia installation based on the distortions, myths and lies we are encouraged to believe. Peace & Justice Center Lobby, Burlington, 6555845. Through December.

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Colin Livingston “explore consumerism and critique visual culture.” Their colorful works repeat commercial, iconic images such as the Jolly Green Giant and the Mazola Corn Maiden. The show also presents Cody’s illuminated letters in square wall-hung boxes — her O, L and J are pictured here. A utilitarian design show, by designers from Vermont and elsewhere, presents a variety of objects under $100 in the gallery’s adjacent exhibition space.

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LISA CARPENTER & ROBIN SHEPHEARD: "Dieachselen Zuchen," photography and multimedia. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 229-5454. Through December. JANET MCLEOD: "Country Stores," paintings. Governor's Office, Pavilion Office Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. December 1 - January 30. STUDIO SALE: Paintings and sculptures by Axel Stohlberg. Axel's Frameshop & Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7801. Through December 20. CHAFFEE’S HOLIDAY SHOW: Samantha TalbotKelly, Ann McFarren, Robert Sydorowich, Andrea Stix Waserman and students of Rutland Town School exhibit their works. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through January 2. ‘CELEBRATE!’: Paintings, ceramics, photography, textiles, glass, woodworking and more by gallery members fill all three floors. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through December. LINDA HOGAN: Photographs. Montpelier City Hall, 229-9416. Through December. LITHO GROUP SHOW: A print exhibition featuring Vermonter Claire Van Vliet. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, tworiversprintmaking.com. Through December 8. ED KOREN: "A Big Hairy Celebration," works by 11:43 AM Page Yorker1cartoonist. Vermont the New

‘SMALL ART SHOW & SALE’: Small, affordable art by 22 local artists; sales benefit building renovations. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 388-1436. December 1-23. PRINT EXHIBITION: Intaglio etchings by students in Hedya Klein's printmaking course, Pit Space, Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College, 443-3168. Through December 9. LES POSDAMER: "Faces & Places," portraits and scenes from around the world. Tully & Marie's Restaurant, Middlebury, 388-4182. Through December. ‘ASIAN GAMES: THE ART OF CONTEST’: Games, playing pieces, illuminated manuscripts, paintings and screens explore the social roles of games from Japan, China, India and Iran; and ART NOW: CONFRONTING FIGURES: Large paintings by Marlene Dumas of Amsterdam, Gary Hume of London and Nicola Tyson of New York; and, PETER PLAGENS: "Serge Protector," an abstract painting by the temporary prof and art critic. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. All through December 11.

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Cartooning College, White River Junction, 295-3319. Saturdays, noon - 5 p.m., through December 10. ‘CELEBRATE MORE!’: Paintings and photographs by members of Studio Place Arts. Barre Opera House Lobby, 479-7069. Through December. EIGHT VERMONT PHOTOGRAPHERS: Works by Pam Boyd, Melissa Fisher, Ethan Hubbard, Andrew Kline, Ed Pierce, John Puleio, Emily Sloan and Jim Wallace. AfterImage Gallery, Montpelier, 229-4924. Through December 4. JAVIER CINTRON: Prints and paintings. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 3562776. Through December. GALEN CHENEY: New paintings. Vermont Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through December 30. KATIE FLINDALL: "My Season of Peace," watercolors and pen-and-ink works. Moon House Art Gallery, Waterbury, 882-1079. Through December 20. SEVEN VERMONT SCULPTORS: New works by Willard Boepple, Chris Curtis, Patricia de Gogorza, Nancy Diefenbach, Lynn Newcomb, Tari Swenson and Judith Wrend. Sculpture Garden, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-5422. Through May 2007.

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ities using recycled wood and hand-thrown stoneware basins. Vermont Maple Wood Gallery, Stowe, 253-8211. Through December. GRACE HOLIDAY EXHIBIT: Selected works by Merrill Densmore, T.J. Goodrich, L. Fogg, Larry Bissonnette, Ken Bridges, Dot Kibbee, James Nace and Gayleen Aiken. GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through January 25. LUCINDA MASON: "The Painted Surface," oil paintings from the artist's "Made in Montréal" series. Flavor Restaurant, Stowe, 253-3075. Through January 1, 2006. CAROL MACDONALD: "A Call to Alms," new works in monoprint and mixed-media. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 2538943. Through December 9. AFRICAN ART: SCULPTURE & CULTURE: New and traditional pieces of art from Congo, Tanzania, Mali and Burkino Faso. Stowe Craft Design Center, 253-7677. Through December 15. ‘LAND & LIGHT LANDSCAPE EXHIBITION’: An annual invitational featuring regional artists in the landscape tradition. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through December 18.

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Yester House. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405, ext. 20. Through December 4.

:: regional KERRY O. FURLANI: "The Artist's Hand: Slate in Bas Relief," 19 slate carvings. Slate Valley Museum, Granville, N.Y., 518-642-1417. Through December. ‘SENSE OF THE CITY’: A multimedia exhibition about urban phenomena and perceptions. Canadian Centre for Architecture, Montréal, 514-939-7000. Through September 2006. ‘RIGHT UNDER THE SUN’: Landscapes of Provence, paintings from Classicism to Modernism (1750-1920). Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 1-877-BEAUX-ARTS. Through January 8. ‘COLLECTANEA’: Objects from the permanent collection illustrate the "museum as hunter/gatherer," Gutman Gallery, through February; also "CELEBRATING TWENTY YEARS: GIFTS IN HONOR OF THE HOOD MUSEUM OF ART": Prints, paintings, ceramics and more, Second Floor Galleries; and FRED WILSON: "So Much Trouble in the World, Believe It or Not," an installation rearranging items from the permanent collection, both through December 11. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808.m

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Dear Cecil, With shows like “Lost” and “Gilligan’s Island,” movies like Cast Away and Swiss Family Robinson, and books like Robinson Crusoe, I’ve been wondering: Are there documented cases of a person or persons being shipwrecked on an uncharted, deserted isle and surviving for some length of time only to be rescued later? Are there a lot of large, uninhabited islands in the South Pacific that could sustain a person indefinitely? D.G., Dallas, TX As usual, D., first we have to straighten out your question. The answer to the one you asked is none too surprising: Yeah, lots of folks have survived shipwrecks, and some spent time on deserted islands in the process. To cite a wellknown example, U.S. Navy Lieutenant John F. Kennedy and the crew of PT-109 were rescued after several days on an island following the destruction of their boat in a nighttime collision with a Japanese warship in 1943. But that’s not what you’re after. What you want to know is whether you can survive the classic Robinson Crusoe scenario, to my mind depicted in purest form in the Tom Hanks movie Cast Away (2000), which features a (1) solitary (2) product of civilization who is (3) unexpectedly marooned on (4) a deserted island for (5) a year or more with (6) only such resources as you’d reasonably expect to find, i.e., naturally occurring food, water and so on, plus a modicum of junk washing up on the beach. Has anyone really endured such an ordeal? With one possible exception, no — even the fictional Crusoe caught some breaks. Here’s my list of top contenders. (I’ve discounted poorly documented tales plus episodes of less than a year.) • Alexander Selkirk. Published in 1719, Robinson Crusoe is widely accounted the first true English novel, one of the greatest adventure stories ever written, blah blah blah.

Read it, though, and you realize that even our man Rob has it plenty soft. His wrecked ship snags just off the island where he washes ashore; he spends 24 days scavenging tools, weapons, money, food, boards, rope, etc., eventually cobbling together digs that compare favorably with a Holiday Inn. Alexander Selkirk, the real-life inspiration for Crusoe, lived a solitary existence on Mas a Tierra Island, about 400 miles off the coast of Chile, from September 1704 to February 1709. Everybody knows this. What they don’t know is that (a) Selkirk wasn’t shipwrecked — he asked to be put ashore because he feared, correctly, that his creaky ship was doomed; (b) while he didn’t have the army-navy store’s worth of stuff that Crusoe did, he had his sea chest, a musket and ammo, flint and steel, a hatchet, a knife, a kettle and so on; and (c) as desert islands go, Mas a Tierra was pretty plush, with a gentle climate, fresh water and abundant shellfish and other edibles. Selkirk basically vegged on the beach for the first 18 months, although he did stir himself to Crusoe-like feats of industry thereafter. • The Miskito Indian Will. Sent ashore on Mas a Tierra with an English foraging party in 1681, Will was left behind when his employers’ ship abruptly departed on sighting several enemy vessels. He was picked up in 1684. The Miskito, often hired by Europeans for their hunting skills, were native to the Caribbean coast of Central America, an environment that if anything was harsher than Mas a Tierra. • Philip Ashton. Captured by pirates in 1722, Ashton escaped the following year and spent 15 months alone on Roatan Island, off Honduras. Ashton’s story, appearing so soon after Robinson Crusoe, struck some as fiction, but the man apparently did exist; if authentic, his is the only account I know of in which a lone, unprepared Caucasian survives on an island more than a year. • Charles Barnard. Charles Barnard was marooned in the Falkland Islands with four other men in 1813. They had little besides a boat, some knives and the ship’s dog, but did have each other, no small asset. They were rescued after 18 months. • Tom Neale. After decades of bumming around the South Pacific, Neale realized his life’s dream on October 7, 1952, when he was put ashore on Suwarrow atoll in the Cook Islands and took up residence in an old WWII coastal watchers’ shack. Subsisting mainly on what he could catch or raise, Neale lived contentedly alone until arthritis sent him back to civilization in 1954. He returned from 1960 to 1963 and again from 1967 to 1977, when cancer forced him to check into a hospital; he died that year at age 75. Does the South Pacific have a lot of large, uninhabited islands that could sustain a person indefinitely? Who cares? As Neale showed, all you need is one. CECIL ADAMS

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ARTS ORGANISM Named for a small but super-energetic fungus that can propel its spores high off the ground, the acrobatic company Pilobolus germinated in a 1971 Dartmouth College dance class. Now, the renowned group has a rep as champs of weight sharing, which allows members to make elaborate shapes by balancing multiple bodies. It looks like magic. Pilobolus brings its fruitful energy, humor and complex choreography to the Barre Opera House as part of that venue’s Celebration Series. Dances include the exotic underwater fairy tale “Aquatica,” and a vaudevillian solo portraying a hapless but hopeful wooer entangled in the embrace of a park bench. Want in? Reservations are recommended, but two bucks snags students any empty seat minutes before showtime.

PILOBOLUS Friday, December 2, Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-36. Info, 476-8188. http://www.pilobolus.com

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scene@”BLACK FRIDAY” CHURCH STREET MARKETPLACE, BURLINGTON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25. Stuffing oneself with turkey on Thanksgiving Day is an American tradition, but it’s not until the day after Thanksgiving that we the people show our true ability to consume. On “Black Friday,” so-called because it’s supposed to boost retailers out of the red, throngs of eager and occasionally unruly Americans inaugurate the holiday shopping season. The Church Street Marketplace was ready for them. Every lamppost was festooned with garlands of pine to put shoppers in the mood. Sidewalks were salted and crossing guards were stationed at each intersection. The public did its part — the place was packed all afternoon. A multitude of cheerful men, women and children bundled in brightly colored coats replaced the usual pack of loud-mouthed, chain-smoking burnouts in front of the mall. Many in the crowd carried bags brimming with booty. But shopping wasn’t the only activity on the agenda — supplemental entertainment kept consumers from dwelling on their mounting debt. There were buggy rides for the kids, a strolling brass band, holiday caroling by the Open Stage Theater Company and, just after dusk, the requisite tree-lighting ceremony. The Marketplace had even corralled a couple of reindeer — a brown one and a white one — from a farm in Putney. The sullen, chest-high animals hung out behind a metal fence across from the mall. They sported sharp antlers and large eyes that seemed to ask, Why me? Most of the spectators were apparently too charmed by the appearance of live reindeer on Church Street to consider their plight, but one teenager seemed to empathize. “Dude, they’re not happy,” she quipped as she snapped a photo of them with her cell phone. Ecclesiastes Charlemagne was among those who stopped to gawk. The Haitian immigrant works at City Market. He moved to Burlington from Tennessee four months ago and had never seen reindeer before. “I thought they were taller,” he commented. Charlemagne said he won’t be doing much holiday shopping this year, and wasn’t doing any on Black Friday. “I was just going to the bank,” he said. CATHY RESMER

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WED.30 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. VERMONT GAY MENâ€™S CHORUS: The self-described â€œvocal minorityâ€? welcomes new members to a weekly rehearsal. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 633-3605. BETTY BUCKLEY: The star who won a Tony Award for her role in Andrew Lloyd Webberâ€™s Cats reprises various Broadway performances in a musical revue. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $43-50. Info, 863-5966. STUDENT RECITAL: Hand-drummers hit the conga and djembe at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. STUDENT ENSEMBLES: Jazz, funk, percussion and guitar groups strike chords at a semester-end review. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356.

dance â€˜SALSALINAâ€™ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077.

film â€˜PROOFâ€™: Gwyneth Paltrow + Pulitzer Prize-winning story = moving drama about a woman dealing with the death of her mathematician father. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. â€˜BLINKâ€™: In this documentary, a white supremacist renounces his violent past after falling in love with a woman whose parents fled Nazi Germany. Room 501, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 656-7990. â€˜WARRIORSâ€™ WOMENâ€™: This short documentary examines the plight of wives married to troubled soldiers. A panel discussion about the domestic effects of war follows. Channel 17, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: Two cuttingedge films document the first ski and snowboard descents in the 20,000-foot peaks of the Peruvian Andes. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911.

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â€˜CAPTURING VERMONT FOR TVâ€™: PBS producer and documentary filmmaker Caro Thompson explains ABRAHAM LINCOLN PORTRAYAL: Historian and how she profiles people living in the Green actor Michael Fox Kennedy takes on the presiMountain State. Savoy Theatre, Montpelier, 1:30 dentâ€™s persona, describing his life in his own p.m. $5. Info, 456-1040. words. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. INTERNET WORKSHOP: Seniors and others learn Free. Info, 878-6955. how to accurately research health care and medquestions online. Dorothy Alling Memorial 1x3-Firstnight11605 11/11/05 10:52 AM ical Page 1 Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor, feminist and antiwar movements. Room 102, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453. MERGER TASK FORCE: Residents and officials from Essex and Essex Junction work on a plan to combine the two towns. Lincoln Hall, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1341.

etc â€˜RAPTOR RESCUEâ€™: Take a journey through the eyes of an injured bird from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. â€˜RAPTORS UP CLOSEâ€™: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how itâ€™s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591.

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WED.30 << 11B ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. HEALTH WORKSHOP: Your mom was right! A chiropractor offers spine-tingling advice on how to stay fit by sitting up straight. Discover Chiropractic, Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 951-5700. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. GARDENING TALK: Evergreen enthusiasts get pointers on caring for juniper bushes. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon. Free. Info, 658-2433. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Needle-pushers create scarves, hats and mats at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: Potential house-shoppers determine whether they really want to sign on the dotted line. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 476-4493, ext. 211. LIGHT THE VILLAGE CELEBRATION: Ice sculpture, hot cocoa and visits with Santa precede an evergreen illumination. Various locations in downtown Essex Junction, 4-7 p.m., tree-lighting 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-0424. FESTIVAL OF TREES: Dozens of creatively decorated conifers inspire viewers to vote for their favorite. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0570.

THU.01 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. LAUREL CASEY: The recently returned Vermont native and performance artist puts on a trademark cabaret. See calendar spotlight. Great Falls Café, Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 758-2231. CERBERUS SHOAL: This Maine-based, eclectic postfolk septet sings out after a set from the oudinfluenced trio Tarpigh. Base Lodge, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: More than 35 community players perform works by Aaron 2x1-citymarket113005(1).pdf 11/29/05

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dance ‘ELECTRIC HAIKU: CALM AS CUSTARD’: Choreographer and media artist Cathy Weis and her company blend live movement with humorous video tricks. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $22. Info, 863-5966. DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE: Meditative movers promote peace through joyful circle dances. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 658-2447.

drama ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: Child actors star in this drama about an annual church production that includes an inventively awful set of siblings. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $11. Info, 862-7469. SCENE WORKSHOP: Actors practice short takes in an informal setting. Rose Street Artists’ Co-op, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2429.

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TOM SALMON: Vermont’s governor from 1972 to 1976 discusses the challenges his administration faced. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356. ‘EMPFINDSAMKEIT?’: Classical music fans hear how Bach’s sons used embellishments to imbue instrumental works with emotion. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. JAMES KUNSTLER: The celebrated author of The Long Emergency calls for changes in American consumerism in anticipation of global oil shortages. Round Barn Farm, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7556. ‘THE LIFE OF A COUNTRY DOCTOR’: Retired physician Dr. Southwick traces the highs and lows of a long medical career in the Adirondacks. Stafford Center Auditorium, Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-562-4161.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 30. RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops while expressing hope for an end to Middle Eastern deployments. Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488. COMMUNITY FORUM: A panel of teenagers and senior citizens discusses how education fits into life goals, over lunch. Halvorson’s Restaurant, Burlington, noon. $6. Registration and info, 865-7185. PUBLIC HEARING ON HOUSING: Burlington tenants, landlords, developers, homeowners, and builders offer opinions about affordable shelter within the city. Champlain Elementary School, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7232. VOLUNTEER TRAINING: Community members learn how to support survivors of domestic violence through Women Helping Battered Women. Call for Burlington-area location, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Registration and info, 658-3131.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 30. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: ‘PROOF’: See November 30. ‘NOBLE HEARTS: CIVIL WAR VERMONT’: This docYoungsters ages 3 to 5 get together for easy lisumentary examines the Civil War era and its effect tening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. on Vermonters. Pavilion Auditorium Building, Free. Info, 652-7080. Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-639-3351. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books ‘ROSES IN DECEMBER’: This documentary honors and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. the 25th anniversary of the deaths of four missionary women in El Salvador. Tarrant Recreation DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, every bond through fun and games. Family Center, hour from 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. ‘THE FUTURE OF FOOD’: Farmers who have been KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four negatively impacted by mass-produced, geneticalSeasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 ly altered food are the focus of the film. Thatcher p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. Brook Primary School, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-5636. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each Also, see exhibitions in Section A. other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 ESSEX ART LEAGUE HOLIDAY PARTY: Hobbyist a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. painters convene for potluck goodies after an art PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Future readers aged 2-4 lecture at the Congregational Church, Essex take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Junction, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free, bring a dish and a 2x1-081005 8/5/05 2:52 PM 1 Info, 865-7216. Burlington, 10:30 Page a.m. Free. gift to 9:55:47 AMexchange. Info, 872-9873.

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‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See November 30. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See November 30. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See November 30. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 30. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers plan out moves to better their game-play. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. PARENTING WORKSHOP: A psychologist explains how limits teach kids self-control. Warren Elementary School Auditorium, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-9458. CO-HOUSING MEETING: Folks explore Burlington’s alternative, low-impact residential options. Unitarian Church, Burlington, potluck 6 p.m., meeting 7-8:30 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 863-8755. BURLINGTON BUSINESS ASSOCIATION: Members and guests kick off the holiday season with a drawing and social hour. Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-1175.

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FRI.02 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. HOLIDAY CAROLING: See December 1, 6 p.m. VSO BRASS QUINTET & COUNTERPOINT: Trumpets and French horns accompany vocal music that sets off the season. Warren United Church, 7:30 p.m. Free, but tickets are required. Info, 496-3864. MY LORD CHAMBERLAIN’S CONSORT: Early music stars specializing in English repertory perform traditional Christmas carols at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, pre-concert talk 6:30 p.m., concert 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. CHARLOTTE COFFEEHOUSE: The Latin-jazz-inspired Red Thread Quartet strings up pieces by tango composer Astor Piazzola and original works. Charlotte Senior Center, 7:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 425-6345. COLCHESTER COMMUNITY CHORUS: Sounds of joy highlight the holiday season at Colchester High School, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 862-3910. BALLADEER DOUBLE BILL: Local singer-songwriter Anais Mitchell shares the stage with South Dakota-born country siren Rachel Ries. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. BENEFIT CONCERT: Five local folk, blues and Americana bands sound off in support of Gulf Coast hurricane relief and local heating assistance programs. Fine Arts Center, Castleton State College, 7-10 p.m. $5. Info, 773-3747. ‘AMAHL & THE NIGHT VISITORS’: The Monteverdi Music School presents this children’s opera about a poor young peasant and his Christmas Eve contribution. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 229-9000.

dance ‘ELECTRIC HAIKU: CALM AS CUSTARD’: See December 1. PILOBOLUS: The collaborative, Connecticut-based choreographic company defies gravity with innovative acrobatics. See calendar spotlight. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-36. Info, 476-8188. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ‘THE NUTCRACKER’: Vermont Ballet Theater performs the second act of Tchaikovsky’s holiday fave featuring a toy soldier who comes to life. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 11 a.m. $10. Info, 635-1476.

FALL DANCE CONCERT: Student choreographers and dancers show the results of long-term collaborative projects. Dance Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Lively music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 899-2378.

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drama ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See December 1. ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL’: The Actors’ Repertory Theatre offers Scrooge a message of hope in this stage version of Charles Dickens’ classic. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 775-0903. ‘OF MICE & MEN’: John Steinbeck’s compelling story about lonely and disenfranchised ranch workers strikes a nerve at Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $16. Info, 518-891-1854.

film ‘NINE LIVES’: Nine interwoven vignettes create a rich, slice-of-life tapestry in this moving drama. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BILL MCKIBBEN: The environmentalist and author reads from Wandering Home, his book about walking from the Adirondacks to Middlebury through the Champlain Valley. Borders, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. WRITE TO READ: Word artists share poetry and fiction in an open reading. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166. LITERARY CLASSICS RESCUE: Hear, hear! Brown baggers listen to excerpts from Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist at a fundraiser for the unabridged audio collection at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Donations. Info, 863-3403.

talks GRAPH MODELS: St. Mike’s prof Joanna EllisMonaghan explains how to show and tell probability data. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, coffee 1:30 p.m., talk 2 p.m. $5. Info, 660-7192.

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Laurel Casey doesn’t pull punches — hitting hard is part of her act. The provocative performance artist made a name for herself in New York City and Providence singing edgy, tarttongued cabaret that’s funny, but also pushes people’s buttons. Dancing on tables or kissing a bald man’s head isn’t unusual for Casey, who was born in Middlebury and attended UVM. The vibrant vocalist recently moved back to Vermont. “It’s sort of a weird thing when you come back to a place after 30 years,” she says. Accompanied by pianist Dick Foreman and a bassist, she pokes fun at newcomers, old-timers, political correctness and other sacred cows of the state in a special show that mines the Green Mountains. Expect the unexpected.

LAUREL CASEY Thursday, December 1, Great Falls Café, Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 758-2231. http://www.laurelcasey.com

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FRI.02 << 13B TRAVEL LECTURE: Ecotourist Thomas Hudspeth gives an illustrated account of his trip to the Amazon Basin and the Galapagos Islands. Godnick Adult Center, Rutland, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 775-1132. CATHY WEIS: PRE-PERFORMANCE TALK: The pioneering media-arts maven and choreographer discusses her dance theater works and the fact that she has multiple sclerosis. See calendar spotlight. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 30. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See November 30, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 1. BABY TIME: Pre-walking tykes and their caregivers take in songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. CHRISTMAS PARTY: Kids get serenaded by carolers, ride a horse-drawn sleigh and pick up a free book to take home. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6-10 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0570. SANTA CLAUS: The jolly gentleman from the North Pole greets little visitors at A Teacher’s Closet, Rutland, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. ‘THE MAGICAL STORY OF THE NUTCRACKER’: A local children’s theater troupe highlights the Sugar Plum Fairy and other characters in this kidfriendly take on Tchaikovsky’s Christmas classic. Middlebury Union High School Auditorium, 7 p.m. $3-5. Info, 388-0178.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See November 30, 10 a.m.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 30. COMMUNITY VIGIL: A silent protest honors four American church workers who were killed 25 years ago while promoting social justice in El Salvador. Campus green, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See November 30. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See November 30. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See November 30. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 30. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. WAGON RIDES: Families take trips at horse speed through downtown. Starts at Depot Park, Rutland, 5:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: Six categories of culinary creations with entirely edible trim tempt visitors to vote for their favorite. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.

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SOLSTICE DANCE & HOLIDAY FAIR: Adults and older teens swing arm in arm, then peruse a craft market. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 985-2827. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL: This musical marketplace featuring food and crafts from around the world brings traditional songs and dances to the Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 5-8 p.m. $5. Info, 863-6713. 2600 GROUP: Computer geeks gather for tech talk and gadget demos. Borders, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 233-7051. CLOCKENSPIEL: Handmade and colorfully decorated chronometers go to the highest bidder at this fundraiser for the South End Arts & Business Association. Harry Hood Gallery, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 859-9222. ‘COOL YULE’ KICKOFF: Local vocal groups herald an outdoor bandstand-and-tree-lighting ceremony. Bristol Town Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7951.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. VSO BRASS QUINTET & COUNTERPOINT: See December 2, Congregational Church, Brandon, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 247-0050. ‘AMAHL & THE NIGHT VISITORS’: See December 2. ‘A SCOTTISH CHRISTMAS’: Fiddle phenom Bonnie Rideout headlines a Highland fling featuring harp, bagpipes, drums and step-dancing. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $21-39. Info, 863-5966. BELLA VOCE: This 43-member women’s chorus sings works by Benjamin Britten and Vermont composers Robert DeCormier and Gwyneth Walker. See calendar spotlight. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. WINTER’S EVE CONCERT: The Middlebury College Chamber Singers warm up to cold-weather melodies. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. WINDHAM HILL WINTER SOLSTICE: Bluegrass front-runners Darol Anger and Mike Marshall and acoustic guitar soul duo Tuck Andress and Patti Cathcart share the stage at a holiday show. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $23-28. Info, 603-448-0400. RIPTON COMMUNITY COFFEE HOUSE: Vermont musicians Susannah Blachly and Lewis Franco sing and play bluegrass and folk on guitar and fiddle. Ripton Community House, open mike 7:30 p.m., concert 8:30 p.m. $7. Info, 388-9782. MONTPELIER COMMUNITY GOSPEL CHOIR: This ecumenical, 55-voice group draws members from 18 towns to sing spirituals. Trinity Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 454-1357. OTTER CREEK CHORAL SOCIETY: A cellist, an organist and a brass quartet accompany voices on Vivaldi’s “Gloria” and Vaughan Williams’ “Fantasia on Christmas Carols.” Vergennes Congregational Church, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 877-3063. FESTIVAL OF CHOIRS: Singers gather to make holiday music at the Mormon Meetinghouse, Essex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-7742. GOSPEL CONCERT: Students belt soulful holiday songs at the Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 518-564-5078. Page 1

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BOTANICAL GARDEN TALK: Landscape architect Ann Milovsoroff gives an illustrated overview of the world’s largest greenhouses. Blasberg Building, UVM Horticultural Farm, South Burlington, 4-6 p.m. $10. Info, 656-0473.

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‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See December 1 & 3, 7:30 p.m. ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL’: See December 2. ‘OF MICE & MEN’: See December 2. ‘THE TOYS TAKE OVER CHRISTMAS’: Students star in this classic holiday show about playthings that hatch an attention-getting plan. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 10 a.m., 2 & 6 p.m. $7-12. Info, 656-2094. ‘STOCKING STUFFERS’: The “ladies” of the House of LeMay put on spangly tights for a high-stepping holiday drag revue. St. John’s Club, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10. Info, 864-9778.

film ‘NINE LIVES’: See December 2. STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: Skis, slopes and snow abound in these two documentaries. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. MONTGOMERY MARKETPLACE: Artists and craftspeople display photography, pottery and handspun yarn amid fleece-to-fabric demos. Town Hall, Montgomery Center, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 326-3905. STUDIO SALE: Artists Carol MacDonald and Barbara Waters donate a percentage of profits from monoprints and paintings to the Global Fund for Women. Call for Burlington-area location, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9037. HOLIDAY ARTIST MARKET: More than 21 creative types from the summer artists’ market return to for a single weekend sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, noon - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166. ARTIST DEMO: Vermont sculptor John Brickles shows how he uses clay to create charismatic architectural models. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 388-3177. CHILDREN’S ART EXHIBIT: Young painters from the Lincoln Community School show their creations in a slide show presentation. Lincoln Library, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 30. CHRISTMAS PARTY: See December 2. SANTA CLAUS: See December 2, 10 a.m. - noon & 2-4 p.m. ‘THE MAGICAL STORY OF THE NUTCRACKER’: See December 2, 1:30 p.m. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. HORSE & BUGGY RIDES: Pint-sized equestrians get a leg up at the top of Church Street, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7253. HOLIDAY WORKSHOP: Small hands get crafty at a seasonal do-it-yourself session for ages 2 to 12. Burnham Hall, Lincoln, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 453-2665. ‘THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR & OTHER FAVORITES’: Nova Scotia’s Mermaid Theatre presents live versions of three colorful tales from picture books by Eric Carle. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 11 a.m. & 3 p.m. $12-18. Info, 603-646-2422. BREAKFAST WITH SANTA: Tots join Mr. and Mrs. Claus for a bagel breakfast, then share their wishes. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 8:30 & 10 a.m. $10. Registration and info, 658-2433. BIXBY HOLIDAY STROLL: Tim Buskey reads “’Twas the Night Before Christmas,” followed by a performance by singer-songwriter Jon Gailmor and holiday refreshments. Bixby Library, Vergennes, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 877-2211.

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FICTION WRITING WORKSHOP: Vermont author Nancy Means Wright explains how to turn life stories into book material. Bixby Library, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $40. Registration and info, 899-1002. JULIA ALVAREZ: The author and Middlebury College writer-in-residence shares A Gift of Gracias, her picture book illustrated by Beatriz Vidal. The Flying Pig Bookstore, Charlotte, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 425-2600.

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BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: See December 2. ‘THE NUTCRACKER’: See December 2, 2 p.m. Audience members take in two acts at today’s performance. FALL DANCE CONCERT: See December 2. HINESBURG LAND TRUST BENEFIT DANCE: Caller Mark Sustic makes the rounds for contra, square and family-style dance tune by fiddler Pete Sutherland and friends. Hinesburg Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 482-2017. BRAZILIAN DANCE WORKSHOP: Afro-Brazilian percussionist Cabello accompanies samba and capoeira queen Quenia Ribeiro. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $15. Info, 985-3665. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Lisa Sieverts notes new and old moves to fresh airs from maritime-folk band Atlantic Crossing. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 744-6163.

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SPORT MED FESTIVAL: Athletes hoping to participate in Vermont’s Special Olympics get medical clearance. Gutterson Field House, UVM, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5222, ext. 104.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See November 30. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See November 30. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 30. WAGON RIDES: See December 2, 1-3:30 p.m. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 2. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL: See December 2, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental niche of coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. HOLIDAY FAIR: Festivities include an outdoor scavenger hunt, improv drama and a drumming circle at this show featuring artisan crafts and toys. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827. ARTS & CRAFTS SHOW: Blown glass, caned chairs and a chocolate wizard are just a few of the local products on display at the Jericho Community Center, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3574. CHRISTMAS BAZAAR: Shoppers sample tea and cookies, then browse through booths of handmade ornaments, mittens and more at St. Ambrose Church, Bristol, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Donations. Info, 453-2488. HOLIDAY BAZAAR: Attic finds fuel a silent auction at this book, food and gift fair. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5294. HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE & BAZAAR: Local craftspeople display wares at a hands-on festival at the Sarah Partridge Library, East Middlebury, 10 a.m. 1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7588. HOLIDAY CRAFT MARKET: Wooden bowls and glassbead jewelry decorate stalls at this fair featuring soup and gingerbread for lunch. Unitarian Church, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2557. GLOVER CRAFT FAIR: A bake sale and hot lunch help hungry shoppers peruse potential presents. Glover Community School, 9:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 525-3387. GRAND ISLE HOLIDAY CRAFT SHOW: Handmade items sit front and center at the Grand Isle School, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3825. CRAFT MARKET: Fifth graders sponsor a sale of folk art and woodenware, complete with a visit from Santa. Addison Central School, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 759-3313. HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR: More than 75 crafters show hand-hewn wood furniture, pressed flowers and quilts at a two-day school-club fundraiser. Rice High School Gym & Cafeteria, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0646. CRAFT FAIR & COOKIE SALE: Tasty baked treats augment locally produced crafts at the Second Congregational Church, Jeffersonville, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 644-2297. RICHMOND HOLIDAY CRAFT MARKET: Santa hears wishes at the library, a craft sale features wreaths and trees, and a lunch and bake sale within walking distance keeps shoppers toasty. Richmond Library and Congregational Church, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 434-4410. STOWE HOLIDAY FARMERS’ MARKET: Shoppers peruse fresh and prepared foods and handcrafted gifts at the Stowe Elementary School Gym, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8566. 2x4-UVMPsych041305

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VERGENNES HOLIDAY STROLL: A pancake breakfast kicks off a town-wide celebration featuring holiday music, a silent auction, tree lighting and Santa visits at the Vergennes Opera House. Various Vergennes locations, 7:30 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7951. VERGENNES HOLIDAY HOMES TOUR: Architecture appreciators get an inside peek at five period houses around town. Various Vergennes locations, 1-4 p.m. $25. Info, 877-6737. AROMATHERAPY WORKSHOP: Olfactory experimenters mix massage oils and sniff bath spritzers in a hands-on how-to. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 893-9966. CANDY-CANE-MAKING DEMO: Confectioners pull, roll and twist striped seasonal sweets to show visitors how it’s done. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ‘HANDMADE FOR THE HOLIDAYS’: Nineteenth-century dollhouses, trains, gifts and decorations are the highlight of this open house party at the Judd Harris House, Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 388-2117. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: Sales of evergreens and holiday ornaments help support a local youth center. In front of Montpelier City Hall, noon - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9151.

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SUN.04 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘AMAHL & THE NIGHT VISITORS’: See December 2, 2 p.m. MONTPELIER COMMUNITY GOSPEL CHOIR: See December 3, Warren Church. OTTER CREEK CHORAL SOCIETY: See December 3, Middlebury Congregational Church, 3 p.m. OLIVER LAKE TRIO: Saxophonist and flutist Lake leads drummer Pheeroan akLaff and vocalist Mary Redhouse in original compositions styled on Native American chants. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966. ‘ORCHESTRAPALOOZA’: More than 250 young musicians affiliated with the Vermont Youth Orchestra perform pieces from Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker, among other works. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966. VERMONT SINGS: A cappella choruses The Champlain Echoes, Green Mountain Chorus, Barre-Tones and Maiden Vermont sustain songs at a hurricane-relief fundraiser. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 3 p.m. & Hunger Mountain Church, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 863-2700. CATAMOUNT SINGERS: UVM students voice holiday favorites, world music and contemporary works at the Waterbury Congregational Church, 3 p.m. Donations. Info, 244-8300. HOLIDAY CAROL SING: Pew-standers join choirs from various downtown churches to make some joyful noise. College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7704. SOUTH BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHORUS: An organist and a pianist accompany the chorus for Haydn’s “Te Deum” and other seasonal selections. South Burlington High School Auditorium, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 846-4108. Page 1

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Anyone who’s ever waved at themselves on a TV screen while trying to locate the live camera will recognize Cathy Weis’ playful twists on space and time. The media artist and choreographer’s seven-part piece, Electric Haiku: Calm as Custard, pairs live performers with simultaneous video images, blending the human and high-tech in vignettes both profound and silly. In one circus-like sketch that comments on mortality and social awkwardness, dancers play instruments as Weis sits beside a ventriloquist’s dummy, its TV-set head filled with her own face, lipsynching Johnny Cash’s “Streets of Laredo.” Weis sees herself as a narrator, working to create and string together small and perfect kinesthetic moments. Poetry in motion? She’s got it.

‘ELECTRIC HAIKU: CALM AS CUSTARD’ Thursday & Friday, December 1 & 2, FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $22. Info, 863-5966. http://www.flynncenter.org

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SUN.04 << 15B ORGAN RECITAL: Richard Fitzgerald, organist at the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Washington, D.C., performs works by Bach, Mendelssohn and other composers. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-6515. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711. PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE: Music majors keep time in a rhythmic repertoire at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. CONCERT BAND: Students get instrumental at a once-a-semester show. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. SOLSTICE SINGERS: This 25-member vocal group from Massachusetts hails the holidays at the Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 12:30 p.m. $9.50. Info, 457-2355. HOWARD LYONS: The award-winning Mohawk Clan musician and composer sings living history chronicles of the Six Nations Iroquois Confederacy. Fairbanks Museum & North Congregational Church, St. Johnsbury, 3-5 p.m. $5. Info, 748-2372. HANDEL’S ‘MESSIAH’: The Rutland Area Chorus performs this holiday classic with soloists and orchestra members. Grace Church, Rutland, 3:30 & 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 775-4301.

dance ENGLISH DANCE SERIES: Caller David Millstone teaches country steps to live music at Tracy Hall, Norwich, 1-4 p.m. $7.50. Info, 603-448-2950.

drama ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See December 1, 3 & 7:30 p.m. ‘OF MICE & MEN’: See December 2, 2 p.m. ‘THE TOYS TAKE OVER CHRISTMAS’: See December 3. ‘STOCKING STUFFERS’: See December 3, buffet dinner 6 p.m., show 7 p.m. $20. Reservations and info, 864-9778.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 30. ‘THE MAGICAL STORY OF THE NUTCRACKER’: See December 2, 1:30 p.m. ORNAMENT PARTY: Kids sip hot cocoa, hear stories, and craft sparkly holiday decorations at the Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0570.

sport WINTER WORK PARTY: See December 3, Readsboro and Searsburg areas. MANSFIELD SNOWSHOE HIKE: Winter conditions are a given on this difficult, 7-plus-mile trek to the top of Vermont’s highest peak. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 862-5302. FOUR SQUARE GAME: Adult athletes try to bounce balls through each other’s territory in this playful redux of a schoolyard recess pastime. Champlain Elementary School, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $6. Info, 508-942-2403.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See November 30. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See November 30. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 30. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 2. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL: See December 2, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: See December 3. ARTS & CRAFTS SHOW: See December 3, noon - 4 p.m. HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR: See December 3, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. CANDY-CANE-MAKING DEMO: See December 3. ‘HANDMADE FOR THE HOLIDAYS’: See December 3, noon - 4 p.m. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 3. HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING: Carolers herald an outdoor evergreen illumination at the Burnham Library, Colchester, 4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

drama ‘SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL’ KICKOFF: Actors and tech types meet the artistic and production teams for Lyric Theatre Company’s spring show. Williston Central School, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1484.

film ‘NINE LIVES’: See December 2. ‘YOU CAN’T BE NEUTRAL ON A MOVING TRAIN’: This Vermont-made biopic chronicles the life of progressive activist Howard Zinn. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 660-7192.

INTERNATIONAL MARKET: Crafty shoppers pick up handmade items and artwork from India and Uganda. St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: Purchasers pause to peruse tempting tomes for the bookworms on their lists. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See December 1. LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. CATAMOUNT SINGERS: See December 4, St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 656-3040. ETHOS PERCUSSION GROUP: See December 5, $10. A full concert features international instruments. ‘MESSIAH’ SING-IN: Hallelujah! Community members chorus Handel’s oratorio with organist David Neiweem. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. JAZZ CONCERT: Standards shine in a large-ensemble format featuring student solos. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. STUDENT CONCERT: Members of a composition class share original offerings. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

words SPIRITUAL BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Harold Klemp’s Past Lives, Dreams, and Soul Travel discuss the author’s religious movement as it relates to his work. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3364.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 30. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See November 30, for children ages 3-5. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewish-themed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26.

dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044. SWING DANCING: Quick-footed folks learn and practice hep-cat rock steps at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

‘NINE LIVES’: See December 2.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. STUDIO SALE: See December 3, 1-4 p.m. HOLIDAY ARTIST MARKET: See December 3. WATERCOLOR DEMO: Local artist Peter Huntoon offers tips for wielding paint-tipped brushes. Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts, Rutland, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0356.

words STEPHEN GERARD: The Vermont author reads from his Christmas-themed novel, Dutch’s Gate. Borders, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

talks ‘FAITH UNDER FIRE’: U.S. Army Chaplain Jacob Goldstein shares insights gained from working at Ground Zero, in the Persian Gulf, and in Louisiana Lounge, Katrina. North after Hurricane Project2 11/28/05 4:25 PM Billings Page 1

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 30. PUBLIC HEARING: Burlington citizens address racism and the needs of new immigrants at a city-wide meeting. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 652-4229.

READER’S THEATER: A staged reading of Seedfolks, Paul Fleischman’s story about community gardening, celebrates flower power. Lincoln Community School library, call for meeting time. Free. Info, 453-2119.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. CHAMBER MUSIC ENSEMBLES: Classical music students play it up in small groups. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0532. ETHOS PERCUSSION GROUP: This four-member ensemble features global rhythms during a drum circle at the Fine Arts Center, Castleton State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 468-1119.

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film ‘NINE LIVES’: See December 2.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See November 30. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 30. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 2. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 3, 3-6 p.m. PANORAMA SUGAR BALLS: Confectioner Cal King shows how to sculpt holiday scenes inside hardened sucrose spheres. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ARTIST GROUP: Creative types support each other while working through exercises in Julia Cameron’s self-help book, The Artist’s Way. Lincoln Library, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 453-7397.

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words WRITING FOR KIDS: Budding children’s authors share ideas with other supportive scribes. Warren Public Library, call for meeting time. Free. Info, 496-3913. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

talks ECONOMICS TALK: Professor Elaine McCrate discusses the racial gap in work autonomy. Room 221, Old Mill Building, UVM, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3064. GEOMANCY LECTURE: An expert considers whether certain places have healing power. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356. MEDICARE SEMINAR: Confused about Plan D? A presentation about the new government program attempts to clarify details. Ethan Allen Residence, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1573.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 30. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See November 30. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 1, for babies and toddlers up to age 3. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See December 2. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848. HOLIDAY STORIES: Is that a mouse stirring? Preschoolers hear seasonal classics at the Burnham Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

sport COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike a pose for spine alignment with Anusara-inspired instruction. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-9036.

CAMBRIDGE COFFEEHOUSE: Singer-songwriters The Winn Sisters play acoustic folk at the 158 Main Restaurant & Bakery, Jeffersonville, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 644-6632. FACULTY RECITAL: Organist David Neiweem pushes pedals in a noontime concert. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. JAZZ SHOWCASE: Students from Dick Forman’s workshop play music that reflects their studies. Lower Lobby, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. GUITAR ENSEMBLE CONCERT: The sound of sixstringed instruments fills the Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2180.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See November 30. ‘TAKING FLIGHT’: Dance students conduct experiments-in-progress at a loosely structured exhibition. Dance Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

drama ‘THE ONCE & FUTURE UBU’: Local playwright Seth Jarvis directs his collaboratively produced political satire about a king who’s off his rocker. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 651-8877. ‘WINTER TALES’: Storyteller and VPR commentator Willem Lange hosts a dramatization of original narratives by Vermont writers Chris Bohjalian, Philip Baruth and others. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $23-28. Info, 863-5966. ‘GUYS & DOLLS’: Northern Stage produces this musical comedy about the gambler-and-con-artist underside of the 1950s. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 296-7000.

film ‘NINE LIVES’: See December 2. STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: This documentary explores the environmental issues that threaten the backcountry experience. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911. ‘THE PALM BEACH STORY’: A screening of this comedy by 1940s writer-director Preston Sturges is followed by a lecture by Savoy owner and filmhistorian Rick Winston. Savoy Theatre, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 456-1040.

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See exhibitions in Section A.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 30. ZONING REWRITE PUBLIC FORUM: Burlington residents put in their two cents about upcoming changes to city land use laws. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7136.

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etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See November 30. HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: See November 30. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 30. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 2. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 3, 3-6 p.m. INTERNATIONAL MARKET: See December 5. GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 5. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. ‘KNIT NIGHT’: Needle workers relax with fellow fiber artists at the Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962. INFO SESSION: Prospective students in grades 7 to 12 and their parents get the skinny on an alternative to public high school. The Gailer School, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-1276, ext. 304. MOTHERS OF PRESCHOOLERS: Women with small kids convene for child-free conversation and crafts. Green Mountain Community Alliance Church, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-6463. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: Stitchers welcome new members and guests at this sewand-tell meeting. Christ Memorial Church, Williston, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3516.

WED.07 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See November 30. CIRQUE DE SINGE BRISE: Indie artists, musicians and spoken-word poets from throughout the Northeast join Burlington-based performers in a touring collaborative show. Club Metronome, Burlington, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 658-1771.

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POETRY OPEN MIKE: See November 30. ‘PORTRAITS OF THE ARTISTS’: Literary art lovers examine Barbara Mujica’s novel, Frida. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. VERMONT WRITERS: Readers circumnavigate historic preservation conundrums in Suzi Wizowaty’s The Round Barn. Cabot Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2721. BOOK DISCUSSION: Magical realism fans chat about Isabel Allende’s Daughter of Fortune. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. INK, SWEAT & TEARS: Burlington-area writers share constructive criticism and caffeine. Muddy Waters, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 238-4040.

talks ‘RAISING HEALTHY CHILDREN IN A COMMERCIAL WORLD’: Betsy Taylor, president of the Center for a New American Dream, explains what kids really want. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 333-3664. JOURNALISM TALK: Christopher Wren, a former correspondent to The New York Times, explores newspaper ethics. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. ‘EINSTEIN’S CENTURY’: Middlebury prof Susan Watson reflects on the charismatic scientist who laid the groundwork for modern physics. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. GEORGE AIKEN: A former aide to the mid-20thcentury Vermont governor and U.S. senator investigates how his moderate Republicanism holds up in present-day politics. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. BEETHOVEN’S SKETCHBOOKS: Pianist Michael Arnowitt compares and illustrates different drafts of the composer’s works in a talk about the creative process. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. ‘MYTHS OF THE SEASON’: Vermont College’s Cannon Labrie makes connections between Christmas and winter solstice traditions. Savoy Theatre, Montpelier, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 456-1040.

TAKING MEASURES

Burlington’s all-female a cappella chorus Bella Voce has been performing for only two years, but it’s already proven itself on the semi-pro scene. Dawn Willis of the Vermont Symphony Orchestra Chorus founded and directs the 43-member ensemble, which is slated to sing at Burlington’s First Night celebration. Can’t wait? This weekend, Bella Voce premieres a new double-choir piece composed for the group by local luminary Robert DeCormier. Essex High School’s women’s chorus Kaleidoscope adds musical color as the second ensemble, directed by Glory Douglass. Other works to be performed include Benjamin Britten’s “Ceremony of Carols,” accompanied by harpist Heidi Soons, and “Hebrides Lullaby” and “Let Evening Come,” both by Randolph-based composer Gwyneth Walker.

BELLA VOCE Saturday, December 3, Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. http://www.bellavocevt.org

VERMONT REFUGEE RESETTLEMENT: Nonprofit volunteer Ann Broekhuizen describes her experiences helping new immigrants adjust to American culture. Smugglers’ Notch Lounge, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 644-1293. SPIRITUAL TALK: A philosopher ponders the meaning of Rosicrucianism’s red cross symbol. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 30. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See November 30. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See November 30. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See November 30. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See November 30. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See November 30. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See November 30. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See November 30.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See November 30.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 30. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See November 30. MERGER TASK FORCE: See November 30, Town Office Meeting Room, Essex. SISTER CITY MEETING: Promoters of cultural exchange between Burlington, Bethlehem in Palestine and Arad in Israel gather at Burlington City Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2001.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See November 30. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See November 30. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See November 30. ESL GROUP: See November 30. CHESS GROUP: See November 30. KNITTING POSSE: See November 30. HEALTH WORKSHOP: See November 30. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See November 30. GARDENING TALK: See November 30. Green thumbs get pointers on potting houseplants for winter health.

KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: See November 30. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 30. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 2. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 3, 3-6 p.m. GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 5. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Want to be on TV? Citizens peruse archives and learn how to produce their own shows. Channel 17, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. ORCHID CLUB: Horticulturalist Bob Aldrich explains how to pot and divide particularly delicate or picky plants. Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-3505. ENGLISH CONVERSATION: Students learning English as a second language chat informally to improve their speaking skills. South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080. FARM & FOOD LINK POTLUCK: Local growers and consumers connect agriculture to community at a tasty brainstorm session. UVM Extension Office, Howe Center, Rutland, 6-8:30 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 775-0871. CAREER WORKSHOP: High school students and their parents get pointers on choosing a life direction. VSAC Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 67:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177. HOLIDAY CELEBRATION: Patients with leukemia, lymphoma or other blood-based cancers commemorate the season with family and friends. Call for Burlington area location, 6-8 p.m. Reservations and info, 847-4848. THAI MASSAGE WORKSHOP: Simple techniques and a few advanced assisted yoga postures incorporate hands-on practice at the Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. FRAUD PREVENTION SEMINAR: Experts from Vermont’s consumer protection program explain how to safeguard against identity theft. Mozart Room, Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 888-5640. m

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): As I meditat-

ed on your immediate future, I got a vision of you making your way through an obstacle course — scurrying across booby-trapped terrains, shimmying through tunnels, climbing over barriers, leaping across ditches. Curiously, there was not the least bit of stress etched on your face. On the contrary, your eyes were wide and your expression was exultant. You seemed to regard this not as an ordeal, but as a welcome opportunity to expand your resourcefulness.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In 1953, Ena Bridge got engaged to Tony Baker in their hometown of Kent, England. But they broke up and lost touch with each other until recently. Now they’re engaged again, planning to go through with the marriage they shrunk back from 52 years ago. I regard them as your good luck charms, Taurus. Soon you, too, will be returning to the site of a long lost dream, or revisiting a desire you abandoned years ago, or exploring a potential union you gave up on in the past.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): I was born in Texas near a facility that manufactured nuclear weapons. When I lived in South Carolina, my neighbor was a bigoted Klansman. During my time in Philadelphia, I found a hand grenade on the sidewalk. I was shot in North Carolina and beaten up in Michigan. I’ve almost been arrested on fraudulent charges twice, once in New York and once in Washington. Despite it all, I love America — every part of it, the red states as well as the blue states. I love its loudness, unpredictability, extravagance and contradictions. I’m intrigued by the bizarre myths at the heart of the public discourse and entertained by the hysterical tone of that discourse. Now, using my example as inspiration, Gemini, proclaim your appreciation for influences that sometimes drive you half-crazy.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): “Dear Rob: Whenever I’m beset by fear, I sleep with the shield I made for myself. It’s a hubcap on which I’ve glued a bunch of protective symbols, like a million dollars in Monopoly money, the frag-

ment of a mirror I stole from the hospital where I was born, the toothbrush of an ex-lover I’m still good friends with, 20 Tamiflu pills arranged in the shape of a peace sign, a notebook page on which I wrote my best dream ever (in which my mom and dad were Mother Teresa and the Dalai Lama), a library card from Princeton with both my name and Einstein’s on it, a painting of a mutant butterfly dive-bombing a rainbow that’s on fire, and a bumper sticker that reads ‘Adrenaline is my drug of choice.’ — Laughing at My Anxieties.” Dear Laughing: I love your shield idea so much I’m recommending it for my Cancerian readers while they’re in their “I Love to Worry” season.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Of course I want to do everything I can to help you make your dreams come true. But right now there’s a more pressing concern. You’ve got to dream bigger and hotter and wilder. You need to demand more from your imagination and conjure up more daring fantasies. Here, then, is a prescription from your soul doctor: In the coming week, spend at least 10 minutes a day brainstorming at the outskirts of your understanding.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Passing a video store window in San Francisco, I spied a poster advertising a set of DVDs for all seven years of some old TV program. What show it was, I couldn’t tell. Most of the sign was obscured. But the blurb at the very top promised, “You may never get up off the couch again” — presumably because you’d become so immersed in the world of the TV show that you’d have no need to actually go out and live your own life. While I don’t usually recommend that you pursue this kind of escapism, Virgo, it’s perfectly fine — maybe even healthy — to do so now. Please feel free to disappear from the grind for a few days. If necessary, flee into an alternate reality.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one’s self-esteem,” wrote psychia-

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trist Thomas Szasz. “That is why young children, before they are aware of their own self-importance, learn so easily; and why older persons, especially if vain or important, cannot learn at all.” I hope this observation is a sufficiently gentle preparation for your assignment, Libra. Are you ready to make the entire world your classroom, to expand your capacity to be taught, and to master a slew of new tricks? I hope so. To pull it off, you must be willing to let your ego die.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Biologist Francis Crick (1916-2004) won a Nobel Prize for co-discovering the DNA molecule. Naturally, he didn’t have any use for the religious right’s pet dogma, Intelligent Design. But neither did he fully endorse evolution. That theory says Earth’s first life forms arose from organic molecules, which in turn coalesced from inorganic matter. In Crick’s opinion, that process was impossible because there wasn’t enough time for such a stupendously complex series of events to unfold, given the fact that our planet is only 4.6 billion years old. To address the discrepancy, Crick favored the theory of “directed panspermia,” which proposes that life arrived here via an advanced extraterrestrial civilization. Your assignment, Scorpio, is to do as Crick did: Carve out a middle ground between two competing perspectives, transcending the narrow definitions that each of them uses to frame the big questions.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In her profile on poet John Ashbery in The New Yorker, Larissa MacFarquhar reports that his Manhattan apartment is deeply chaotic. “Everything needs to be open and nothing is ever closed,” she quotes Ashbery’s partner as saying. “Drawers. Cabinets. Closet doors. Everything! All possibilities must be available at all times.” This happens to be my exact prescription for you, Sagittarius. Make your heart as innocent as possible. Suspend your opinions. Judge nothing. Be hungry for the raw truth and beauty that can be captured with the aid of naked receptivity. Oh, and keep all your cabinets and drawers open.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You might want to listen to “Doing the Unstuck,” a song by The Cure. It could prod you to do what you know you should, which is expel yourself forcibly from the rut you’re lodged in. “It’s a perfect day for letting go / for setting fire to bridges,” the lyrics advise, “for rip-zipping and button-popping / for dancing like you can’t hear the beat.” Maybe some of you are protesting, “But I want to use logic to think my way out of this jam.” Here’s what I have to say in response: You probably won’t get unstuck with your rational mind alone, which is why you should do irrationally constructive things like singing liberation songs very loudly.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Did you know that the world has become dramatically more peaceful in the last 14 years? The 2005 Human Security Report documents how wars, coup d’états and genocide have declined 40 percent since 1991. Weapons sales between countries have dropped 33 percent, and the number of refugees has diminished 45 percent. I hope this shocking data, which should have been trumpeted on the front page of every newspaper, will inspire you to throw yourself with rebellious exuberance into this week’s assignment: Ignore the cynical masochists who preach doom and gloom, and take up the cause of zoom and boom. The astrological omens say this is your special time to explore the frontiers of pleasure, harmony, integrity and freedom.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Singer-songwriter Leonard Cohen has recorded 11 albums, including Death of a Ladies’ Man, produced by the legendary Phil Spector. Spector used unusual methods to provoke Cohen’s genius, like holding a gun to the singer’s head and demanding a more emotional delivery. I don’t recommend that you enlist the services of a nut like Spector, nor do I think you should resort to such outrageous goads. I do, however, hope you’ll find ways to give yourself friendly shocks that will move you to raise your expectations of yourself.

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AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Tuesday evenings, Saint Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $40. Info, 802-5986757, email Kevin@FirstStepDance. com or visit www.FirstStepDance.com.

Classes begin the first week of each month and run for four weeks. No partner required for classes, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans! BILL T. JONES/ARNIE ZANE DANCE COMPANY MASTERCLASS: Saturday, January 14, 4-6 p.m. Chase Dance Studio, Flynn Center, Burlington. $25 teen and adult. Info, call 802-6524548, email flynnarts@flynncenter. org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Associate Artistic & Rehearsal Director Janet Wong teaches a modern dance masterclass focused on using technique and intuition to approach and own a specific movement vocabulary. Class begins with a company-style warm-up and is open to intermediate/advanced dancers.

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BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO: The benefits of a traditional martial art, with the excitement of a modern sport. Adult, family and childrenâ€™s classes available, Monday through Thursday evenings and Saturdays for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main St., Burlington, next to Muddy Waters. Student and family discounts available, all new students receive a free uniform. Info, 658-3359 or email info@bluewave tkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd. com. Sixth Degree Black Belt and former national team member Gordon White puts over 20 years of experience to use teaching the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique are emphasized during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17.

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WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wisdom of the Herbs, An Experiential Journey Through the Seasons. Eightmonth Herbal Certification Program. One weekend a month, April to November, 2006. Pre-register by March 15 for discounted tuition $1550 plus $100 for food. Regular tuition, $1750 plus $100 for food. Nonrefundable $250 deposit. Foundations of Herbalism: A three-month Herbal Program. May 6-7, June 3-4 and July 1-2, 2006. Preregister by April 6 for discounted tuition, $690. Regular tuition is $740. Nonrefundable deposit $250. Taught by herbalist Annie McCleary with naturalist George Lisi. Lincoln, Vermont. Info, 802-453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt. net or visit www.WisdomOfTheHerbs School.com. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. Weave knowledge and wisdom in a transformational journey with wild plants. Plant identification, plant-spirit communication, wild edibles, herbal remedies, herb walks and nature adventures. As we hike in the wild places, meditate on the earth, or cook together in the kitchen, the natural harmony between plant people and human emerges and is deeply felt.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, December 6, 5:30 p.m. Meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5:30pm. Morning, day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Childrenâ€™s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Fridays, 5-6:30 p.m. Zazen, Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a childrenâ€™s play space for training parents.

ONE-DAY COPPER FOIL WORKSHOP: Saturday, December 3, 9 a.m. â€“ 5 p.m. Shelburne Art Center (formerly known as the Shelburne Craft School). Members $79, nonmembers $90, materials included. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Instructed by Gretchen Begnoche. Introductory stained glass workshop for beginners to learn the Tiffany copper foil method of constructing stained glass. Learn to select glass colors, cut glass, apply copper foil, solder and finish a panel. All materials will be supplied for this workshop.

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intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga. com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Restorative, Kundalini, Beginner Menâ€™s, Prenatal, Postnatal and Partner Yoga. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes. $120 for 10-class card. $145 for unlimited monthly membership. Info, 6589642 or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Burlington Yoga provides a supportive, focused atmosphere for students at all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes. Drop in any time. ITSY BITSY YOGA AT CHILDRENâ€™S YOGA STUDIO: New session starts December 3 and on January 7. Info and schedules visit www. Childrens YogaStudio.com or call Kelly,

CIBYF at 802-872-8985. Learn Itsy Bitsy Yoga, www.ItsyBitsyYoga.com, poses and techniques, developmentally nutritious, that deepen the parent/ child bond. Classes offered for Baby (newborn to pre-crawling), Tots (almost crawling to 21 months) and Tykes (22 months to 4 years). YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Gentle Hatha, Sivananda, Restorative, Prenatal, Postnatal, and Baby Yoga. Register for our six-week Yoga for Skiers and Riders Session, Thursdays, November 10 through December 22 with Kathy McNames, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Six-week Introduction to Astanga Yoga, Wednesdays, November 9 through December 21 with Scott York, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogaver mont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River. Classes seven days a week, open to all levels.

writing MANAGING GRIEF THOUGH THE HOLIDAYS: Monday, December 5, 7-9 p.m. Mercy Connections, Inc. $20. Info, 802-846-7063. As the holiday season approaches, events or circumstances that have caused significant loss or change in our lives can bring us unexpected pain. Through meditation, reflection, writing and dialogue, these sessions will offer alternative ways for managing the holidays with grace and hope.

yoga BEECHER HILL YOGA: Daytime and evening classes, weekdays and the third Sunday morning of each month. Hinesburg. Info, 802-482-3191 or visit beecherhillyoga.com. Develop strength, flexibility and well-being through movement, breath and awareness. Group classes and private instruction. Yoga Massage and Therapeutic Yoga by appointment. BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying. BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners,

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$1750 WEEKLY INCOME! Nationwide company now hiring home mailers! Easy work! No experience necessary! Written guarantee! Free info. Call now, 1-800-242-0363, ext. 4213. (AAN CAN) BUSY ALTERATION/TAILORING SHOP for sale. Affordable Montpelier storefront. 802-2231100 or 802-229-9618. GALLERY OUTSIDE THE CITY in Vergennes seeks local artists’ paintings on consignment basis. Call Tuesday through Saturday, 802-877-1060. GET PAID $3624 WEEKLY typing from home. Data-entry workers needed online immediately. Everyone qualifies. No experience required. Amazing opportunity! Guaranteed program! www.DataEntryPro.com. (AAN CAN)

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55-GALLON SALTWATER aquarium. Incl. all. Glass tank, glass canopy, light strip, oak stand, new Prizm protein skimmer and two Emperor 400 filters. Asking $125/OBO. 802-233-1975. 6-PIECE BEDROOM SET. Butternut, 9-drawer dresser w/twin mirrors, 4-drawer chest, two night stands. Queen or full size headboard option. $750. Excellent condition. 802899-2305. 8’ SLATE POOL TABLE. Why pay thousands. See 12 photos on website http://www.metro cast.net/~nhcd/_PT/Pool_Table.h tml. $495. 603-435-9944. A SILVER ANNIVERSARY GIFT BASKET: Plate, candleholder, vase, 25th Anniversary champagne glasses, a complete set. A wedding book and more. Please call 802-879-1137. ALMOST MINT CONDITION: “Tales from the Crypt”, “The Vault of Horror”, “The Haunt of Fear”; all 5 volumes. Best offer, above $125 for each set. 802864-4175. ANTIQUE PRESS BACK oak ladies’ rocking chair. $125. 802860-4077. ANTIQUE SEWING MACHINE, $300. Bedding and frames, $100. Arm less chair, $50. White sofa, $350. Sears cardiofit total gym, $150. Flex home gym, $50. Ikea stove range hood, $70. Pine desk w/drawers, $200. Or best offer for all. 802-878-2390. APARTMENT-SIZED washer and dryer, $75. Portable Maytag washer, $50. 802-324-1396. APPLIANCES: Hardly used. 5 years old. GE/white/electric, Potscrubber dishwasher. Selfcleaning range. Ice maker refrigerator. All three, $800. perry@sporn.net. ATTENTION DJS: RANE TTM 52 Mojo mixer for sale. Great for any aspiring hip-hop DJ. Works great, upgrading and need to sell. $100. Call 734-2495. BABY ITEMS: Unbleached cotton diapers, diaper covers, Baby Trekker, Kelty backpack, wooden high chair, tray needs refinishing. All in great condition. Best offer. 802-658-3256. BARBIES: 23 years old. They still look like new. Original outfits. Great Christmas gift. Please call 802-879-1137. BEAUTIFUL 43 X 43 WREATH. High quality materials. Great for a huge bare wall or outside on the house. Please call 802879-1137. BEDROOM SET, SOLID PINE: $200. Wicker desk/chair, need painting, $30. Two gas grills w/full tanks, $15/each. Misc. lamps, $5/each. Call 802864-0950. BINDINGS: Brand new 2005 Rossignol Axial 140. Rossignol’s best binding! DIN setting up to 14. Retail for $350 +, sell $199/OBO. 585-269-9936. BURTON SNOWBOARD w/Grateful Dead sticker, 62”. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@ yahoo.com. CANON EF CAMERA LENS. 75300 mm, f/4-5.6 III. Incl. front/ rear caps, hood and UV filter. Excellent cond. Great for Canon 35 mm and digital alike. $120. Call Jeremy, 802-864-3271.

CHAIR: Heavy oak-framed, deepcushioned, $50. Nylon burgundy 9 x 15 carpet, $75. Storage cabinet, $25. All clean, very good condition. 802-899-2305. CHRISTMAS CHINA Pfaltzgraf “Christmas Heritage” pattern. 15 misc. pieces and 6 place settings. Best offer. 802-658-3256. COFFEE TABLE. Brand new, Ikea “Granas” table, still in box, see Ikea website for photo and dimensions. $99, you save the cost of shipping. azakaras@ gmail.com. COLLECTOR AIR BUD POSTER. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@ yahoo.com. COMPAQ COMPUTER. Great for word processing and surfing the web! 802-233-1975. COMPAQ PRESARIO. Great for word processing and surfing the web. Incl. computer, 17” monitor, keyboard and mouse. Asking $100/OBO. 802-233-1975. DIGITAL CAMERA, $50. Two maple barstools, $35. Kneeling chair, new, $50. Ikea 80” bookshelf, $35. 28 white cabinet knobs, $12. Misc. books $10/all. 802-425-5016. FEMALE PARAKEET W/CAGE and accessories for $20. Call 802-658-1817, leave message. FISH TANK. Hex 5 - 5 gallon. Incls. filters and food. Just add water and fish! $20. 802434-2350. FOREVER YOURS wedding dress. Never been worn. Size 16-18. Strapless, white. $250. 802863-9275. FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV w/installation! Free DVR! Free DVD player. 3-months FREE HBO/Cinemax! Access 225+ channels. 100% digital. Conditions apply, call now. 1800-877-1251. (AAN CAN) GOT A FISH TANK AND SUPPLIES you want to get rid off? Donate it to students constructing ecological design projects using recycled materials! 207233-7409. INVERSION TABLE, $75. White wardrobe, 63”H x 36”W x 19.5”D, still in box, $20. 802373-5225. JAMIS DURANGO SPORT SX Hardtail mountain bike, blue, 20” from seat post to pedal. Hardly used. $175. Great gift! Call 802-578-0918. KETTLER TRICYCLE w/pushbar. Great condition. Best offer. 802658-3256. KITCHEN MAPLE CABINETS for 9’ kitchen, $585. GE electric cook top, $100. Stainless steel sink and Moen single-lever faucet, $80. All excellent condition. 802-899-2305. KITCHEN/DINING ROOM TABLE: Dark walnut Formica top w/metal legs 3’ x 4’. Has leaf to make it 3’ x 5’. $40. Call Kathy at 802-888-6333, ext. 3028 days or 802-434-2446 evenings. LADIES’ RING: 14 k gold, tear drop emerald w/diamonds, $150/OBO. Ladies’ small bracelet watch Seiko, $75/OBO. Great gifts! 802-224-6160. LEGO SPACE STATION 6991 motor rail set. Brand new, never opened. 568 pieces. Perfect holiday gift. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

LOOM FOR SALE: Robin and Russ, 48”, 4-Harness, Jack-type, w/sectional beam. Beautiful cherry wood. $1500. 802453-5664. MATCHING COUCH AND CHAIR SET. Dark tan, feels like suede. Bought new in 2/04. Excellent condition. Email krsplw1d@aol. com for pictures or call 802291-0006. MECHANICAL ENGINEERING reference book for engineers, students and machine shop managers. Perfect condition. New $125, asking $50. 802863-5610. METALBESTOS STOVE PIPE. Various lengths up to 3’, 6” diameter. $75 for all. Call 802425-5275. MILLER FORCED HOT AIR, oil fired, furnace. Less than a year old. Over $1500 new, asking $750/firm. In a mobile home in Waterbury, you pick up. 802522-7084, leave message. MINT MARTIN D-1 ACOUSTIC GUITAR. Solid spruce top w/mahogany. Great tone. Original hardshell case. Rarely played, perfect condition, no dents, dings or scratches. Would be a great gift for yourself or someone you love! $550. 454-7332. NICE IKEA HANGING WALL SHELVES. Three light wood shelves which suspend from the wall, were up for a short while and after painting/plastering are not going back up. $20. 4547332. Leave message. NORDIC TRACK TREADMILL. Almost unused. $100/firm. 802864-4175. OLD READERS’ DIGESTS from as early as WWI to the 1960s. Ranging from bad, fair to good shape. Will take best offer. 802291-0006. OLD, SMALL MAPLE rocking chair. $100. 802-860-4077. PANASONIC MINIATURE RECORDER. 3” long x 1” wide. Up to 8 hours and 10 min. recording at one time. $30. Please call 802-879-1137. PINE CORNER CABINET w/matching hutch. Custom made. $400. 802-860-4077. REFRIGERATOR: Amana “Easy Reach” freezer on bottom. Approx. dimensions: 67”x30”x33”. White, like new. Asking $350. 802-434-2350. ROCKERS: Two maple, $45 and $60. Chest of drawers, $40. 32” x 48” table with 12” leaf, $40. Small desk and chair, $30. Clean, very good condition. 802899-2305. ROWING MACHINE. Water Rower Natural, oak finish. www.waterrower.com. New, $1095. Asking: $600. Great Christmas present! 802-4342350. SALOMON SKIS: 2003 women’s Pilot Xscream 160 w/bindings, barely used. $500/OBO. Dolomite FormFit Explorer women’s ski boots, size 24.0. $300/OBO. 802-644-5356. SCHWINN 707S WEIGHT STACK System. Paid $719, asking $350. Please pick up. Great gift! Call 802-578-0918. SINGLE BED W/HEADBOARD, box spring, mattress, 3 sets of flannel sheets, comforter and dust skirt. $125. 802-860-4077.

SNOW BLOWER: $850. Quilt and shams, $125. 1940’s table and set of 4 chairs, $65. Can email pictures. 802-453-6313. SNOW BLOWER: YardMan by MTD. 9 hp, 28” path, power steering, 6 forward, 2 reverse speeds, electric start, heated handles, toggle chute rotation, halogen headlight, great condition, must sell. $600/OBO. 802899-3278. SNOW TIRES: 4 Firestone Winterfire P195/60R14. Used two seasons in great shape. Paid $300, asking $100. 802434-2257. SNOWBOARD: ‘06 Burton custom X, brand new. $525/OBO. 802-862-7974. SNOWBOARD, BURTON RIPPEY. Size 157, great condition w/Burton Mission bindings, $150. Burton slu boots, size 10 1/2, $40. Call Charlie at 802345-8634. SNOWBOARDS w/bindings, high quality, used only one season, cool colors and designs, $100$300 each/OBO. Call for sizes, 802-373-9241, Burlington. SOFA IN MICRO SUEDE, 91” long, 1-year-old. Originally $1200, asking $550. 802865-9376. SONY Trinitron 18” flat screen monitor multiscan E400. Extremely high resolution. $300/OBO. 802-644-5356. SPYDER RACE SUIT, ladies small, red w/Spyder pattern, signed by Olympic racer, $75. Spyder Slalom ski pants, ladies med/lg, purple/white Spyder patterns, padded knees, perfect condition, $60. 802-338-0984. TEAK DINING ROOM SET, w/6 chairs, table seats up to 8, matching credenza. $500. 802860-4077. TEN WAYS TO MOTIVATE KIDS, by Glenn Fay, Jr. Ed.D. Send $14.95 to Oakleigh, PO Box 177, South Hero, VT, 05486 or visit Oakleighvt.com. THREE CUSHION COUCH. Off white w/light pastel tapestry print. $100. 802-860-4077. TORO SNOW BLOWER attachment for riding mower or tractor, model 79360, chains and weights. $310. 802-899-2131. TV SANYO: 19-inch w/remote and manual, nice. $60/OBO. Burlington, 802-373-9241. TWIN SIZE DAYBED incl. 2 mattresses. Pine frame/oak finish w/pullout metal frame. Excellent condition. $75. Call 802-9995692, leave message. TYPEWRITER, electronic, Brother Compactronic 333 w/case, manual, extra ribbon, liftoff tapes. $10/OBO. 802-8707506, Burlington. VARIFLEX CALIFORNIA kids’ skateboard, 28”. New, never used. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. VCR SONY hi-fi stereo w/remote and wire hookup. Nice, $30. Burlington, 802-373-9241. VICTORIAN TAPESTRY: 30 x 36. Very beautiful. You can hang it up or whatever idea you can come up with. Asking $30. Please call 802-879-1137. VINTAGE SINK. 4’, white, cast iron farm sink. $75, as is. Call 802-221-1736, after 5 p.m.

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CHILD CARE AVAILABLE: I am creative, fun, energetic and responsible. Lots of experience w/infants through sixth grade. Will transport. Refs. upon request. Avail. part-time. Victoria, 802-233-1869. COLCHESTER CHILD CARE has immediate full-time openings for children 6 weeks to 5 years of age. Please call 802-652-4848.

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DESKTOP COMPUTER: Compaq DeskPro. Celeron 333MHz, 128M RAM, 20 gig hard drive, CD-ROM, floppy, keyboard, mouse, speakers, 15” monitor, Internet ready. $150. 802-744-2433.

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CASH: Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth, 800-794-7310. (AAN CAN)

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FREE BABY STROLLER. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@ yahoo.com. FREE CHAIR FRAME for antique, overstuffed chair. Great upholstery project, sturdy frame. 4826632 or quarkvt@yahoo.com. FREE UPRIGHT PIANO. You haul it, you can have it. Located in Burlington. Only one dead key. Call 802-865-9603. WOOD PALLETS and large pine shipping containers, great for kindling or projects. Call 802951-8625 x23, Williston.

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FOUND KEYS in the Intervale, 11/27, has metal artichoke key chain. 802-734-2537. LARGE SIAMESE MIX male w/trimmed left ear, missing since summer from/in Burlington’s redstone quarry neighborhoods (Shelburne St./So Prospect). Reward. 802-8624228, 802-862-9192 or pddykt@yahoo.com. LOST CAT. South Union St. Black female w/white chest/paws/ belly. Very friendly. Please call Mike at 355-8928.

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2 TICKETS: U2 MONTREAL. 11/28, general admission floor! $450. Call 802-764-1264. ROLLING STONES TICKETS. 4 floor seats! 12 rows from stage. Sold-out show! $675/ticket. 802-879-0870.

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1969 TRAYNOR BASS MASTER. Tube guitar amp, same circuit as early Marshall amp. Completely refurbished. $350. 802-877-3893. ACCORDION, ITALIAN, LADIES MODEL. 80 bass keys, red body, w/case, nice condition! $250/ OBO. 802-862-2980, Thanks. CARVIN GUITAR AMP, mts, 10050 watts, combo, sweet $500. Les Paul case, $50. Strat pickups w/pickgaurd, 7/1/05 2:58 PM $30. Page 1 Ibanez pickups, 1970’s humbuckers, $50. Call 802-598-8736. ELECTRIC GUITAR: Fender Squier Stratocaster. Great for beginners, comes w/gig bag. $120. Call Brian 802-598-6028. GUITAR AMP. Crate vintage club 30. Great sound, all-tube, 30 watts, 12” speaker, spring reverb, two independent channels, vintage look. $250. 802-318-0923 or cjm135@yahoo.com. IBANEZ EDA900 4-STRING BASS. Piezo bridge pickups, ergodynamic body, tones range from upright to slap. On consignment at Advance Music in Burlington. 802-658-5522. LIGHTWAVE 4-STRING CLASSICA BASS. State of the art optic pickups, natural finish, mint condition. Comes w/charger, extra battery, manual. Consigned at Advance Music in Burlington. 802-658-5522. PIANO: Yamaha U1 Professional series. Excellent condition, beautiful tone. Maintained and tuned regularly by Hansen Pianos. New: $7000, asking $2950. 802872-0544. YAMAHA P-60 ELECTRIC piano, great sound, only a month old, bought brand new for $850, selling for $750/OBO. 802-6608783.

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BASS GUITAR LESSONS w/Aram Bedrosian. All levels welcome! Years of teaching experience. Gordon Stone band, Concentric, former Advance Guitar Summit winner. Convenient Pine St. location. 802-598-8861, www.arambedrosian.com.

7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTING DRUM LESSONS: Experienced, energetic instructor w/touring experience in US/Europe, seeks students of all ages/abilities. Ref. avail. Web: http://steve hadeka.com., 802-658-6205 or email steve@stevehadeka.com. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford, 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com.

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COSMIC HILL project recording studio. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166. DJ SERVICE, LOTUS ENTERTAINMENT. More info, email Lotusdj@ mailup.net or call 802233-0964. Catering to all musical tastes! WHICH STUDIO? The one with huge rooms, Pro Tools HD3, Yamaha Grand Piano and tons more! The professional studio. Egan Media Studios. www.egan media.com.

4 musicians wanted BASS PLAYERS! Nothing About Grover is seeking a solid bassist for upcoming regional shows. Debut CD release by the end of the year. Call 802-583-2137. Serious inquires only. ROCK/FUSION TRIO SEEKING keyboard player with vocal ability. Modal understanding a must as well as compositional ideas. Call Brian at 802-999-4331 or 802-434-8490.

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FREE RAG DOLL CAT and tiger cat. Zeb, age 4, and Meg, age 3. Come as a pair. Gentle, healthy, spayed/neutered kitties. 802860-7528. KITTENS FREE TO A GOOD HOME. Orange tiger male and multicolored female. Lap-sitters but scared of strangers. Feed them, you won’t be a stranger. 802-863-5307. UNNEUTERED MALE WEINMARANER: House trained, 9 months old, AKC reg., good w/other animals and kids. $750 incl. everything. Call Sean or Nikole, 802-863-1851 or 802734-7434.

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ASPIRING FEMALE MODELS WANTED to work w/fashion photographer in exchange for portfolio, experience. Contact David, 373-1912, email rusldp@ juno.com or visit www.rusldp. com. Great opportunity for beginners.

4 professional svcs. A & J CONSTRUCTION: Let years of experience construct your large or small interior or exterior projects. Additions, decks and household repairs. Estimates, references and insured. 802-453-2045 or 802453-7492. ABSOLUTELY SPOTLESS HOME CLEANING. Attention to detail, excellent references, dependable, trustworthy. 802-324-5043. CALL THE PLOW KING. Plow services for Burlington area. Reasonable prices, reliable service. Private homes, businesses and commercial real estate. Call 802-318-7641. HOUSECLEANING: Concerned about your health and the environment? I clean using only nontoxic and environmentally friendly cleaning products. References available and free estimates. Call Kathy at 802285-6263 or 802-233-1697.

JUNK REMOVAL, small moves, deliveries, etc. Anything you need a man with a van for. Call Brian Lowell, 802-863-1406. SICK OF DOG KENNELS? Leave your pooch at a friendly home while you’re away. We’ll walk, feed, house and love your dog in your absence. $15/day. 802793-1286. VALLEY CLEANING SERVICE, specializing in general office cleaning, carpet cleaning, floor care. Fully insured, references. Call 802-350-5107. VET2PET-MOBILE VET SERVICE: Vaccines, health certificates, puppy/kitten packages, geriatric exams/consultations, euthan-asias, multiple pet discounts. Call for convenient inhome appointment. 802-6582202.

(b) Government funded project Any project for services which involves any City funds and the total amount of the contract is $50,000 or more. Burlington School Department contracts shall not be considered government funded projects under this article. (c) Outsourcing- The assigning or reassigning, directly, or indirectly through subcontracting, of services under a government funded project to workers performing the work outside of the United States. Sec. 21-92. Implementation. (a) No contract for a government funded project shall be let to any contractor, subcontractor, or vendor who is outsourcing, or causing the work to be performed outside of the United States or Canada. (b) Prior to the commencement of work on a government funded project a contractor, subcontracANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, tor or vendor shall provide writpottery, cameras, toys, medical ten certification that the servictools, lab glass, photographs, es provided under the contract slide rules, license plates and will be performed in the United silver. Anything unusual or States or Canada. unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at Sec. 21-93. Exemption. 802-859-8966. An exemption from requirements WANTED TO BUY small antiques of this article may be be authorand collectibles. Call 864-8546. 3x4-OrangeNorth111605 11/14/05 PM Page 1 ized by the12:36 Chief Administrative Officer based upon a determination that the services to be per-

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(c) The City of Burlington shall have the right to modify, terminate and or seek specific performance of any contract for a government funded project if the contractor, subcontractor or vendor has not complied with this article. Sec. 21-95 through Sec. 21-100. Reserved. *Material underline added CITY OF BURLINGTON In the year Two Thousand Five An ordinance in relation to Offenses and Miscellaneous Provisions- Possession/Use of Bow and Arrow, Airguns, etc. Prohibited. It is hereby ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That Chapter 21, Offenses and Miscellaneous Provisions, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amending Sec. 21-10 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 21-10 Use of bow and arrow, airguns, etc. prohibited.

Bid Notice PRE-QUALIFICATION FOR CONSTRUCTION MANAGEMENT SERVICES

Williamstown School Board has established pre-qualification criteria a bidder must meet and is seeking interested bidders to apply for pre-qualification for Construction Management (CM) Services for a renovation and addition to the Williamstown Middle High School.The CM will provide services under AIA 121/Cmc, which provides for a guaranteed maximum price. 4The project consists of complete renovation of the existing 65,000sf building, and construction of a 5400sf addition, a wood chip heating plant and a green house. 4Bids are anticipated to be opened January 17, 2006 4Prequalification statements, submitted on AIA-A305 1986, with attachments, must be received by noon, December 9, 2005 at the following address: Chris Locarno, Business Manager • Orange North Supervisory Union 111 Brush Hill Road • Williamstown, VT 05679 Interested bidders should contact Chris Locarno at 802-433-5818 for further information, project requirements, and drawings.

WANTED: TURNTABLE, TECHNICS or similar. Reasonable quality. So I can listen to all of my classic jazz records. Thanks! Please call 802-862-2980.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON In the Year Two Thousand Five An ordinance in relation to OFFENSES AND MISCELLANEOUS PROVISIONS Outsourcing. It is hereby ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That Chapter 21, Offenses & Miscellaneous Provisions, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by adding Article VII, Outsourcing, Sections 21-90 through 21-94 thereto to read as follows: ARTICLE VII. OUTSOURCING Sec. 21-90. Policy. It is the policy of the City of Burlington to let service contracts to contractors, subcontractors and vendors who perform work in the United States. Sec. 21-91. Definitions. (a) Contractor or vendor - A person or entity that has a contract with the City of Burlington primarily for the furnishing of services (as opposed to the purchasing of goods), including any subcontractors of such contractor or vendor.

formed for the government funded project are not available in the United States or Canada at a reasonable cost. Any such exemption decision by the Chief Administrative Officer shall be reported to the Board of Finance in writing within five (5) days. The Board of Finance may, if it should vote to do so, override the exemption decision if such vote occurs within fourteen (14) days of the date of the Chief Administrative Officer’s communication to such Board. Sec. 21-94 Enforcement. (a) Any contractor, subcontractor or vendor who files false or materially misleading information in connection with an application, certification or request for information pursuant to the provisions of this article or outsources work on a government funded project shall be deemed to be in violation of this article. (b) A violation of this article shall be a civil offense subject to a civil penalty of from one hundred dollars ($100.00) to five hundred dollars ($500.00). All law enforcement officers and any other duly authorized municipal officials are authorized to issue a municipal complaint for a violation of this article. Each day any violation of any provision of this article shall continue shall constitute a separate violation.

No person shall shoot a bow and arrow with metal arrow points or discharge an air or CO2 powered rifle or pistol firing bullets, pellets or bee-bees within the limits of the City except in an area which is specifically approved for such use by the Director of the Department of Parks and Recreation or the Superintendent of Schools or their designees. Excluded from this prohibition shall also be any law enforcement usage by law enforcement officers and official program of any other certified school, college, university or recreational center. OPENINGS BURLINGTON CITY COMMISSIONS/BOARDS On Monday, December 19, 2005, the Burlington City Council will fill vacancies on the following City Commissions/Boards: Design Advisory Board Term Expires 6/30/08 One Opening Board of Health Term Expires 6/30/08 One Opening Applications are available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office, Second Floor, City Hall, and must be received in the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office by 4:30 p.m., Wednesday, December 14, 2005. Applicants must be nominated by a member of the City Council to be considered for a position; a list of Council members is also available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office. Please call the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office at 865-7136 for further information.

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7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, December 20, 2005, at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Final plat application #SD-0585 of Dorset Street Associates for a two (2) lot subdivision, 1650 Hinesburg Rd. 2. Appeal #AO-05-05 of Thomas Chase appealing decision of the Administrative Officer to issue Notice of Violation #NV-05-17 for a zoning violation at 42 Airport Rd. 3. Conditional use application #CU-05-16 of Montpelier Broadcasting, Inc. for conditional use approval under Section 14.10, Conditional Use Review, of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations. Request is for permission to install a telecommunications antenna on the roof, 72 San Remo Dr. Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board November 30, 2005

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Ways of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-6524636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. DEVELOPING SELF-ESTEEM: For abused, lonely women at Border’s, upstairs in the coffee shop, Mondays, 5 p.m., ongoing, 658-2976. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:308:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. TEEN GIRLS GROUP: 10-week therapy group for teen girls who would like a place to talk. Call RiverValley Associates for more 4x3 5/26/05 12:15 PM 802-651-7520. information,

SOCIAL SKILLS GROUP: Girls 912 years old needing help with social skills/friendship. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information, 802-651-7520. THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER is offering a free, confidential 10-week support group for women who have survived sexual assault. Beginning November 3. Info, 864-0555. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 951-2543. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS OF CHILDREN WHO HAVE SURVIVED CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center in conjunction with Family Connection Center offers a free, confidential, ten-week support group, beginning on October 25. Info, 802-864-0555. PARTNERS OF CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVORS. Meet 4th Monday of month. R.U.1.2? Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., 6:30-8 p.m. Call Timberly, 310-3889 or email missmorpheus1@ yahoo.com for more info. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP: Daily except Sundays, 1-2 p.m. Focus is on mutual support and coping skills. 300 Flynn Ave. Info, 865-6138. Page 1

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MALE SUPPORT GROUP: For men who have survived sexual violence. This group will provide a safe, encouraging space for survivors of sexual assault to share their stories with other men. Offered by the Women’s Rape Crisis Center. Info, 802864-0555 or the 24-hour hotline, 802-863-1236. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmout reach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyter-ian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP for those who have H-C, their family members and friends. Wednesday, November 9, 6:307:30 p.m. McClure MultiGenerational Center, 241 N. Winooski Ave. Burlington. Info, 802-3558936. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:307:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme.us. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together.net/ ~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 78:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 8635708. Women call Valerie, 802233-3447. SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m. Call for location, 223-4111. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo. com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartver mont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www. nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 861-6000. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@ aol.com. SMART RECOVERY: Wellgrounded researched approaches to changing addictive behaviors. Alternative to 12 Step Groups. Fridays, 5:30 p.m., 82 Winooski Ave., Burlington (above the City Market). Info, contact Bob, 4254058 or email carmody@madriv er.com. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com.

PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free). MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135. FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I’m thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interested email Bob at bberman@ ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779. “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 3886107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. united Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Wednesdays 7-8 a.m. Turning Point Recovery, 61 Main St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 893-7752. BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-639-1888. This “manto-man” support group deals with disease. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205.

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4 automotive ACURA INTEGRA, 1990: Blue, 5-speed, 209 K, engine runs great, needs transmission, some rust, $600/OBO. Call Ethan or Steve at 802-893-7264. ACURA MDX, 2001: AWD, loaded, original owner, great condition, 53 K, roof rack, Nokian snows. Reduced to $20,800/OBO. 802-578-9597. ACURA, RSX, 2004: 1 owner, fully loaded, auto, 10 K, leather, always Acura service, still under factory warranty. $17,500/OBO. 802-318-0887. BUICK LaCROSSE CX, 2005, sedan, 4 dr., red, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 14,164 miles, A/C, PS,5/3/05 PW, 1x2-Shearer042005 PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, OnStar, air bags. Best price, $16,883. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

Pontiac u Cadillac Hummer www. shearerpontiac.com Local: 802-658-1212 Toll-free: 800-545-8907 1030 Shelburne Rd. So. Burlington BUICK LeSABRE LTD, 1997: Car fax cert. Don’t miss this opportunity! 53K original miles. Excellent condition. One owner. Nonsmoker, dealer serviced, remote starter, fully loaded, very good MPG. Price red/BO. 802434-7228, leave message. CADILLAC, 1992, black, red interior, 4-dr., low mileage. 973476-9502. CADILLAC DE VILLE SEDAN, 2003: 4-door, gray, V8, 4.6 L., auto, FWD, AC/AM/FM/CD, cruise, OnStar, ABS, leather, premium wheels. 28,609 miles. Book: $24,650, asking: $19,992. Call Shearer, 802-658-1212. CHEVROLET CLASSIC, 2005: Sedan, 4-door, gray, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/ locks, cruise, CD. 24,649 K. Best price, $9987. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. CHEVROLET TRACKER LT SPORT UTILITY, 2003: 4-door, red, V6, 2.5 L, auto, 4WD, AC/CD/AM/FM, cruise, ABS, roof rack, privacy glass, towing pkg., alloy wheels. 34,370 miles. Book: $16,785. Asking: $12,988. Call Shearer, 802-658-1212. FORD ESCORT WAGON, 1995: New paint, four Nokia snows, inspected until 10/06. Runs and drives great. $600/OBO. 802349-9819.

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FORD EXPLORER, 1995: 128 K, PONTIAC GRAND AM SE VW GOLF, 1997: GL 5-door, runs great, winter tires. SEDAN, 2005: Red, auto, FWD, black, 5-speed, 68 K. 2nd owner Make sure you listen to this $3000/OBO. 802-658-3296. 13 K, V6, 3.4 L, A/C, power but has always been in the famiFREE Consumer Help Line everything, CD/AM/FM, sliding ly, great condition. $4300. Call FORD MUSTANG, 1989: Before you purchase your next used car! sun roof, rear spoiler. $13,997. 802-238-8572, Ben. Showroom condition, modified, Call Shearer, 802-658-1212. 350 hp motor, chrome from A-Z, VW GOLF, 2003: GLS 5-door, never seen rain or snow. A must PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, red, auto, AC, PW, PL, AC, cruise, Find out the questions you should ask see. Evaluation $18,000. CAN, 2005: Red, 4-cy., auto, FWD, 45 K. 1 owner, excellent condievery private owner or car dealer asking $16,000. CAN, neg. 10,850 miles, A/C, CD/AM/FM, tion. $14,000. Call 363-6405, before you go to look at the car! cruise, tilt wheel, rear spoiler. Mark. FORD PROBE, 1995: Fix it up or $13,450. Call Shearer, 802use for parts. Inspected through VW RABBIT DIESEL, 1981: 2Call the Toll Free 24hr. Help Line at: 658-1212. 6/06. Solid body, 136 K, 2.0 door, no rust, 131 K, one owner, 1-866-838-3345 liter engine, 4 cyl., 5-speed. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, just driven to Vermont, beautiful or go online: $300/OBO. Call 802-578-0171. 2005: 4-door, red, 4 cyl., 1.8 L, original car, this week only www.usedcarexperts.net auto, FWD, AC/FM/AM/CD, roof $3200/OBO. Free fill up. 802FORD TAURUS WAGON, 1994: rack, cruise control, power steer586-9918. Needs work or great for parts, ing. 30,987 miles. Book engine only 3 years old. Will SUBARU OUTBACK, 2003: 34 $15,105. Asking $14,534. Call start w/a jump. $200/OBO. 802K, legacy wagon, auto, fully Shearer, 802-658-1212. 318-7288. 1x2-autocraftsman.indd 1 11/29/05 7:37:11 AM loaded, roof rack. Brand new 8:46 AM Page 1 Full size, SATURN SC 2, 1996: Standard, GEO TRACKER, 1996: BONDER 34’ MOTOR HOME, brakes. $16,000. 802-879-6927. 189 K, rebuilt at 140 K, runs hard top. 74 K, 1.6 L., 4 x 4. 1989: 60 K, 2 T.V.s, VCR, 4.0 kw SUBARU OUTBACK WAGON, good, looks great. Sticker good Lots of goodies. One-owner. Onan gen., roof AC, good tires, 1999: 133 K, AWD, auto, siltill 4/06. Great winter car. Books at $5600, will sell for bathroom w/tub/shower, rear ver/grey, just inspected. $16000/OBO. 802-893-0469. $2900. 802-318-7938. master bedroom, great furnace. $5500/OBO. 802-310-7624. SATURN SL, 1994: 4-door, runs HONDA ACCORD LX, 2002: Runs very well. Asking $15,000. SUBARU WAGON, 1997: White, great, needs brake line and new Grenn, manual, A/C, CD/AM/FM, 802-759-2076. AWD, no rust, 75 K, all season windshield. $700/OBO. Call cruise, power windows. 63 K. radials. $6200. 802-985-3911. James at 802-760-7936. Original owner. Well maintained. TOYOTA CAMRY DX, 1991: Very nice car. Hakkapeliitta SATURN SW2, 1996: Green, 596,800 K, mechanically sound, snows plus set of all season incl. speed, A/C, PS, 30+ MPG, 109 K. DODGE, 1998: 3/4 ton pickup, body in good condition. Blue $10,500. 802-482-5888. Fun to drive. Got to go, 2 cars, 1 extended cab, 2-wheel drive, book value $2000-$2400. Best parking space. $2000/OBO. 802HONDA CIVIC SI, 1995: 16V, positraction, 78 K. $4700/OBO. offer. 802-658-3256. 764-5912. VTEC 5-speed. AC, cruise, sun 802-899-5092. roof, 4 snows and summers. Just DODGE DURANGO, 2000: 4WD, tuned w/FISC. Quick, fun. All good condition, 3rd seat, tow Looking for a SAAB? maintenance records. 159 K. package, roof rack, power seats, $1950. 802-453-6407. many amenities, 4.7 liter engine click on HONDA PASSPORT, 2000: EX, for better gas mileage. $5200. 4-door, silver, V6, auto., 4WD, 802-849-2364. A/C, power steering/windows/ FORD RANGER, 1998: Xlt, locks, cruise. 136 K. Great car! extended cab, bed liner, cap, CD or visit us on Barre-Montpelier Rd • 800.639.4095 • 802.2239580 Asking below book value $6500. player. Excellent for North Call Brian 802-862-1671. Country winters, 4WD handles TOYOTA TACOMA, 1997: SATURN WAGON SW2, 1994: INFINITI, 2001: I30t. 57 K. CA great in snow. Must sell make an Extended cab, black, low miles, 4-door, 5-speed, clean, AC, car. Leather/auto/pwr/CD chang-2x1-crossways110905.indd 1 11/7/05 1:31:13 PM offer. 315-489-1727. $5500. 973-476-9502. cruise control, power steering, er. $14,500. Call Tom, 802TOYOTA TACOMA, 1995: 4x4, TOYOTA COROLLA, 1998: 72 K. CD, vg Michelin M&S. Must sell! 288-9562. ext. cab, blk, auto, loaded. Runs perfect. New tires and $985/OBO. 802-355-1373 or JEEP GRAND WAGONEER, Tinted glass, Rhino lined, 16” windshield. Automatic every802-893-4163. 1989: White w/wood panels. alloys, tow pkg. Great cond. 37 auto trans. Very clean thing, SUBARU FORESTER S, 1998: 4x4, V8, power everything, sun 1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 8:46 AM Page 1 K. $18,000. 802 999-7125, inside/out. Asking $3950. Book 90 K, AWD, 6 CD Clarion sound roof, A/C, heat, CD player. Solid Kevin. $4400. 802-272-3013. value system, good condition. $6200/ vehicle, roof rack. Very little VOLVO 240 DL, 1990: Sedan, OBO. 802-644-5544. rust. 125K miles on rebuilt black, sun roof, 4-door, high engine. $1600. Jessica, 802miles, snow tires, good car, must 879-1203. FORD ECONOLINE CAMPING sell ASAP. Asking $1200/OBO. MAZDA 626, 1997, 148K miles, VAN, 1984: Was transformed Call 802-310-7075. two sets of tires (Hakkapeliitta into a camping van. New muffler, VOLVO 940 TURBO STATION studded snows and good summer new tires, installed CD player, WAGON, 1993: 190 K, excellent tires). Asking $1000. 434-4449. Pontiac u Cadillac built in bed w/storage, new mechanical condition, good MERCEDES BENZ, E430 4 water pump, etc. Asking body, Nokia snows w/second set Hummer MATIC, 2001: AWD, fully $1700/OBO. 893-3215. of rims and summer tires. loaded, one owner, heated www. shearerpontiac.com Leather, heated seats, sun roof. leather seats, CD changer, sun $2500/OBO, below book. 802Local: 802-658-1212 roof, 17” rims, all service 893-7624. through Automaster. 30 K. Like Toll-free: 800-545-8907 CHEVROLET BLAZER, 2002, LS, VOLVO BERTONE COUPE/262C, new. $26,900/OBO. 802-3184-door., pewter, V6/4.3L, auto., 1979: Classic car needs loving 0887. 4WD. 39,556 miles. A/C, PS, PW, enthusiast. Runs, needs body 1030 Shelburne Rd. MITSUBISHI, GALANT, 1996. PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass./CD, air restoration. Service records Loaded. 6-CD changer. All season So. Burlington bags, ABS. Best price, $13,490. avail. TMU, owner estimates 110 tires. Cruise. 126K miles. $1800. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. K. $3500/OBO. Call Jay at 802862-0225 or 324-7172. PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILI846-7873. SUBARU IMPREZA, 1993, 165K NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1998: TY, 2003: 4-door, silver, V6, 3.4 GLT TURBO, 1998: VOLVO, miles, clean, A/C, PS, airbags. 4 White, 4WD, 160 K, AT, PW/PL, liter, auto, FWD, 31,356 miles. Silver, auto, loaded, summer and brand new snow tires. Inspected AC, AM/FM/Tape/CD, tow pkg., AC, roof rack, AM/FM/CD, power winter tires. $8000. 802through 10/2006. Reliable, great runs great! $5000. Leave messteering/windows/locks, ABS, 425-2304. winter car. $1200. 865-3213. sage, 802-238-3278. privacy glass. $13,600. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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ALLOY AUDI RIMS. Four 15” rims w/5-hole, 8 spoke pattern. $75. Call 802-888-1196. BRIDGESTONE SNOW TIRES: 185-70R14, from a Chevy Cavalier, used 3-months, $45/each, set of four. 802434-5687. FOUR GISLAVED 205/55R16. $100. 802-877-6624. SNOW TIRES: 4 Bridgestone Blizzaks, 215/55/17. Used one winter. Fits Nissan Maxima, $300/OBO. Call 802-878-9339. STUDDED SNOW TIRES: Set of 4, Goodyear Ultragrip P225/ 75R15, Jeep. Almost new. $275. Call Brad at 802-999-6711. VW DIESEL early model parts. Heads, pumps, engines, 1.6. 1979 to 1992 parts, mainly 5/3/05 1x2-Shearer042005 Rabbit, early turbo engine, late turbos. This week only. 802586-9918.

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FORD WINDSTAR, 1998: 91 K, A/C, cruise, traction control, AM/FM/CD, power windows/ doors, excellent condition, runs great. Call Countryside Motors, 802-878-3806 ask for Peter. PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2005: 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, AC/AM/FM/CD, 7-passenger, roof rack, alloy wheels, privacy glass, wide tires, ABS. 21,102 miles. Book: $20,400. Asking: $14,995. Call Shearer, 802-658-1212.

mm mm Stowe to Burlington: Looking to share the commute, Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Please ref # 142313. Montpelier to Williston: Looking to share the commute Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Please ref # 142315. Barre to Cabot Hosiery, Northfield: Looking to share the commute, 2nd shift, MonFri. Please ref # 142317. Orange to IBM Essex: Looking for a carpool for D1 or D2 shift. Please ref # 142324.

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3 bdrm, 2.5 bath townhouse with attached garage. Enjoy the fireplace for the holidays! Nice condition and convenient location.$219,900

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BURLINGTON: 1-2 rooms avail. in condo apt. Great community, indoor parking, porch, W/D, D/W. $600/mo. incl. all utils., except water. Incl. snow/trash removal. Pets OK. This place will go fast, contact me ASAP. 484-4375017. BURLINGTON: Housemate needed beg. Dec. or Jan. June. Student/college-age, to share a 3-bedroom apt. w/2 clean, female students. Coinop laundry, alternating offstreet parking, directly behind UVM. $550/mo. + 1/3 of utils. Call Natalie at 208-861-9471 or email nahaw ley@uvm.edu. BURLINGTON: Housemate needed for sunny, open 3-bedroom apt. Grad/prof. pref. Quiet, friendly, relaxed atmosphere. Walk to UVM/downtown. $550/mo. + utils. lhahl@uvm.edu or 802342-0764. BURLINGTON: Housemate wanted! 2-basement rooms, share kitchen/bath space w/liberal family. New North End/on busline. $375/mo., pay weekly or monthly, no lease. W/D, tons of storage. Call 802-862-4467. BURLINGTON: Peaceful vegetarian wanted for spacious, cat- friendly 2-bedroom apt. Prefer environmentally conscious, 30 + YO. Hdwd, W/D, parking, NS/ND. $400/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail. mid Dec. 802922-1349. BURLINGTON: Room avail. in 3-bedroom house in South End. Fenced-in backyard, near Oakledge. W/D. Pets neg. $450/mo. incl. utils. Avail. immed. 732-513-8409. BURLINGTON: Share apt. w/guy and his dog. 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom apt. Old North End. $325/mo. Most utils. incl. Call for specifics, 859-0840. BURLINGTON: Socially conscious, communicative cohort to share 3-bedroom w/artist and 40+ designer. Friendly, tidy, passionate adult w/joie de vivre. NS/ND but W/D, D/W, hdwd, parking and a fabulous cat. $400/mo. + utils., sd. 1/01, maybe sooner. 802658-0019. CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: Roommate wanted to share large, bright, apt. Close to Smuggs, 35 min. to Burlington. $450/mo. + utils. NS/pets. enginuity@adel phia.net or 802-324-0207.

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COLCHESTER: PF only to share quiet 2-bedroom apt. NS/no pets. W/D, yard, parking. $375/mo. + 1/2 utils. 864-4349. COLCHESTER: Room for rent in 2-bedroom, 1-bath cottage w/lake views. W/D, cable TV, deck, parking, shed, close to bike path and lake access. Must like cats. NS/pets $385/mo. Utils. incl. 802-999-4677. COLCHESTER: Roommate needed to share apt. w/1 2 other person. $450/mo. + dep. Incl. cable + heat, W/D. 802864-9876.

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ESSEX: Large, private wing for rent in nice house w/interesting, intentional community. Incl. large bedroom, large bath, possible kitchenette. Shared kitchen, single adult, pets neg., horse lovers encouraged. $700 value, avail. for $600 and help w/chores. 802-878-5169. FAIRFAX: Country home. 20 mins. Essex/St. Albans. No pets. $600/mo. + 1/2 utils. 849-9996. MILTON: Seeking honest housemate to share large 3bedroom home. $700/mo. incls. all utils. 12 mins. to Burlington. 802-355-2096. NORTH HERO: Mature prof. wanted to share beautiful lakefront energy-efficient 3bedroom cottage. No smoking/pets. All amenities. Avail. 1/1/06. $600/mo. +. Call for details 372-4174. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Clean, dependable person needed to share 3-bedroom farmhouse. W/D hookups. $400/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 12/1 or 1/1. Call Sean, 864-9614. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Room for rent. $550/mo. incls. all utils. + parking, W/D. 2 mins. to UVM, 5 mins. to downtown Burlington. No pets. Avail. now. 802-324-3160, Jess. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted, convenient location, townhouse. $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. W/D. 802-734-8304. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Share 3-bedroom. Spacious, 3-floors, pool, tennis courts, W/D, pool table, bedroom w/balcony, + more. $600/mo. + utils. Call Jason at 802-598-7554.

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DUXBURY/WATERBURY: Roommate wanted for 3-bedroom house. Quiet, private, views. $450/mo. + utils. 802244-1361. ESSEX: 3 bedrooms avail. in 6-bedroom, 3-bath, shared common spaces in carriage barn. Large kitchen, hdwd, exposed beams, horseshoes, barbecue, 420-friendly, young prof., laid-back, queer-friendly. W/D, off-street. $375$450/mo. 802-338-0428.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Young, prof. to share, 2-bedroom, 1bath condo. 10 min. to UVM/ downtown. $475/mo. + 1/2 utils. Gas heat, W/D, highspeed Internet, off-street parking, yard, deck and pool. Removal of snow, trash, recycling. 802-238-3781, avail. now. UNDERHILL: Mature, quiet, clean, responsible, cat-friendly NS to share farmhouse. Refs. + credit check + lease + dep. $395/mo. incl. heat/utils. 802-899-3542.

WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom in 2person apt. w/huge kitchen, living room, sun room, dining room. All w/beautiful hdwd. W/D in unit and new bathroom, off-street parking. $450/mo. 802-999-2374.

4 housing for rent ALBURG: Lake Champlain lakefront, gorgeous 3-bedroom, 1-bath duplex in renovated barn. Quiet country area. $900/mo. + utils. 802862-0318.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, garage, near Oakledge, close to lake/bike trail. Avail. 12/1. $1200/mo. 802-999-0711. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, near Oakledge park. W/D, parking, pool, tennis. NS. $1000/mo. + utils. 802660-0736. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2bath, large living area, W/D, covered porch, basement, plenty of storage, yard, lakefront, boat launch access. $1100/mo. avail now. 802846-9568.

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CALL 8 02. 655 .32 0 0 OR VISIT S P INNER P L A CE .CO M BARRE: Remodeled 3-bedroom, 1-bath, on large lot. W/D, hdwd, large kitchen, dining, living, walk-in basement, shed. Ref., first, last, sec., lease. NS/pets. $900/mo. + utils. 802-223-8949. BRISTOL: 3-bedroom, roomy, dogs OK, incl.: parking, plow, trash, water/hot water, heat. Big yard, good landlord. No laundry or hookups. $945/mo. David, 802-734-1050. BRISTOL VILLAGE: 2-bedroom apt, newly painted w/gas heat, NS/pets, offstreet parking, basement storage. $700/mo. + utils. Call leasing agent, 802-453-5841. BURLINGTON: 1 room avail. in 2-bedroom apt. $475/mo. +1/2 utils. Great location. Right between UVM/downtown. Avail. 1/01. Call Ashley at 802-999-0842. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, clean and cozy. Off-street parking, free laundry. $800/ mo., heat incl. 802-233-1207. BURLINGTON: 103 No. Winooski Ave. Renovated 2bedroom, laundry, parking, $850/mo. Avail. 12/1. 1st mo. + security required. No pets. 802-434-5757. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath in owner-occupied duplex. Bathroom newly remodeled, large kitchen w/new appliances. Basement w/new W/D. Porch, deck, large yard, off-street parking. Access bike path, Intervale, walk to downtown. NS, pets neg. Avail. 1/01. $975/mo., + dep. req. Call 802-862-6046.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom avail. 12/1 or 1/1. Nice location. 1 mile from downtown and UVM. Close to bike path and North Beach. New Pergo floors in living room, kitchen and baths only few years old, economical gas heat. On-site coin laundry and 2 parking spots. No smoking/pets. $915/mo. + utils. 324-6593 or jasp_1@hotmail.com.

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BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse apt. Avail. now. Nice 6-unit complex, parking. Close to busline/laundromat. $775/mo. + gas heat/hw/elec. Call 802-8641-0538 ext 201 for more information. BURLINGTON: 203 Shelburne St. Renovated 1-bedroom, laundry, parking, storage. $675/mo. Avail. 1/1. 802434-5757. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1 1/2-bath, near FAHC, completely renovated, energy-efficient, open floor plan, brand new hdwd and carpet, W/D, garage, plenty of storage, pets neg. Avail. now w/short-term lease poss. $1300/mo. 802846-9568.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 2bath, brand new hdwd, carpet and paint, W/D hookups, deck, yard, lakefront, boat launch access. $1100/mo. avail now w/short-term lease poss. 802846-9568. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom condo and apt. $950/mo. 1bedroom w/heat and hot water, $750/mo. No dogs. 802-862-7467. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, Isham St. Walk to town and university, W/D, parking, storage, 2 porches, avail. 12/05. $1500/mo. + utils., lease +dep. 201-206-8702 or 802862-8068. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, LR, DR, chef’s kitchen, all commercial appliances, hdwd floors, new HE furnace, all new windows/doors, W/D hookups, very nice. $1450. 734-6210. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom on North St., parking, gas heat. $975/mo. + utils. Avail. immed. Pets neg. 802-660-3941. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom apt., 1 3/4-bath, some offstreet parking, NS. $1400/mo. + dep. + refs. Avail. 12/1. 802-864-1707. BURLINGTON: 55 South Willard. Charming, 1-bedroom w/free standing fireplace in beautiful Victorian house. Offstreet parking, NS/pets. $900/mo. +. 802-879-6493. BURLINGTON: 99 Adams St., 2-bedroom, 2nd floor, offstreet parking, NS, gas heat, laundry in basement. $950/mo. +. Lease + refs. Avail. immed. 802-578-8825. BURLINGTON: Avail. now, 42 Decatur St. 3-bedroom, A/C, W/D, incl. gas heat, water, trash, snow removal. Large deck, 5-parking spaces. Pets OK. $1200/mo. + utils. Call 802-233-1307. BURLINGTON: Bissonette Properties. 1, 2, 3 and 4-bedroom apts for rent. Burlington/Winooski-area. Avail. immediately. $575$1300/mo. 864-4449. BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail now, room w/kitchenette. $460/mo. incl. heat, hot water and elec. NS/pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021 www.neville co.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Church St. Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location. 802862-2680. BURLINGTON: Cozy 1-bedroom apt. Avail. 12/1. $490/mo. Downtown location. Off-street parking. Hinsdale Properties, 802-862-1148 ext. 102. BURLINGTON: East Terrace, 2-bedroom duplex, large yard, mountain views, laundry, fireplace, hdwd, off-street parking, garage, full basement, porch. $1100/mo. incl. heat, avail. 1/01. Jennifer, 802865-8373.

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BURLINGTON/GALLERY HOUSE: Great downtown College Street condo on third floor. 2-bedroom, 2-full bath, approx. 1000 sq. ft., hdwd, tile floors. A/C, secure underground parking. $299,000. More details at www.dizzy man.com. 802-660-8600. SOUTH BURLINGTON: East Terrace, 2/3+ bedroom. Many updates, new roof and extras. Awesome location close to FAHC/UVM/Champlain College. 3 K at closing. Motivated seller! $249,900, 802-233-6147. http://myhousead.com/east terrace/index.htm

COLCHESTER: Near Essex, female roommate wanted to share this large 3-bedroom duplex w/a quiet married couple. Parking, trash removal, W/D incl. NS/pets, must like cats. $350 + 1/3 utils, dep. and ref. req. 878-3550, leave message.

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BURLINGTON/GALLERY HOUSE: Great downtown College Street condo on third floor. 2-bedroom, 2full bath, approx. 1000 sq. ft., hdwd, tile floors. A/C, secure underground parking. $299,000. More details at www.dizzyman.com. 802-660-8600.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: East Terrace, 2/3+ bedroom. Many updates, new roof and extras. Awesome location close to FAHC/UVM/Champlain College. 3 K at closing. Motivated seller! $249,900, 802-233-6147. http://myhousead.com/eastterrace /index.htm

FORSALE BY OWNER $35/week for 25 words and photo or $60/2 weeks. Contact Emily, 802-864-5684. BURLINGTON: Great location, downtown, 1-bedroom apt. Lots of sunlight, nice building, NS/pets. $710/mo., low utils. Incls. water/off-street parking. Call Emily at 802-310-1317. BURLINGTON: Immaculate 4bedroom, 2.5-bath Redrocks townhouse. Near everything. Garage, gas fireplace, W/D, walk to beach. Details and photos at www.mapsalive.com. $1800/mo. 802-496-9108. BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom apt. 1st-floor, gas heat and appliances, parking, no dogs. $800/mo. + utils. 802862-8086. BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom, great S. Willard St. location, new kitchen, new paint, new carpets. Avail. now. $1300/mo. 802-233-3672. Won’t last long! BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom, North Prospect house. 2-full baths, hdwd, porch, 2 off-street spaces, laundry, garden, large yard. Walk to UVM/Intervale. $1190/mo. incl. heat, electric. Some tenant tasks. Ref. 802-316-0006 or chapin@catamountain.net. BURLINGTON: Large, beautiful furnished house. Mid January -June. Walk to UVM/FAHC. 2-bath, fireplace, deck, W/D, large yard bordering Centennial Woods. $1200/mo., utils. incl. Call for details. 802-864-7397. BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail. now. $1050/mo. incl. hot water. 3-bedroom, dog OK w/ref, WD hookups. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481, ext. 1021. www.neville co.com/residence. BURLINGTON: North Union. Bright, sunny 2-bedroom, second floor, sun porch, deck, hdwd. NS/pets. Avail. now. $975/mo. 802-658-0643. BURLINGTON: Private, 2-bedroom apt., living room, full kitchen, bathroom. Pet friendly, NS, organic garden space. Queer friendly. $1100/mo. + utils. Avail. Dec. 802-6516863, Joanne. BURLINGTON: So. End. 60 Wells St. Larger apt. building, medium-sized 2-bedroom, low utility costs, gas heat, hardwood tile floors. Quiet neighborhood, on-site laundry, offstreet parking. Avail. 1/1. $825/mo. +. 891-2009 or 893-6581. BURLINGTON: South End, 2bedroom, gas heat, laundry facilities, porch, near busline/ bike path. No pets. $700/mo. + utils. 802-863-4022.

BURLINGTON: Spacious 1bedroom apt. with office and terrace. 314 North St. Hdwd. 2x2-Libertyquest080305 fresh paint. Avail. floors, immed. Off-street parking. Heat/HW incl. $925/mo. 318-8694.

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CHARLOTTE/FERRISBURGH BORDER: 3-bedroom apt., spacious, 2-levels, sunken living room, large lawns gar- 1 11/22/05 8:50 AM and Page den. $975/mo. No dogs. 802767-9455. COLCHESTER: Fort Ethan Allen. Beautiful, large 2-bedroom condo. Approx. 1400 sq. ft. 2-levels, 1.5-bath. W/D. Quiet, plenty of parking. No pets. Lease. Avail. 12/15. $1150 /mo. + utils. Jay, 343-6700. COLCHESTER: Pine Island Rd. Avail now. $1200/mo. 3-bedroom house, 1.5-bath, W/D. Pets OK w/ref. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco. com/residence. EAST MONTPELIER: 1-bedroom. No pets. W/D. $625/mo. + utils. 802-223-0169. ESSEX JUNCTION: 2-bedroom apt., NS, $650/mo. + utils. Close to St. Mike’s/IBM. Avail. 12/01. Call 802-879-7147. ESSEX JUNCTION: Immed. occupancy. 1-bedroom. $650/mo. NS/pets. LS Reality, 802-879-7158. FAIRFAX: Spacious 1-2 bedroom apt. in quaint village location on Lamoille. Walking/xc trails from door, close to 89, W/D, large yard, pets OK. $750/mo. 802734-0773. 11/8/05

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BURLINGTON: St. Paul St., 2bedroom, off-street parking, NS/dogs. $775/mo. Avail. 1/1. 802-318-8375 or 802-999-1543. BURLINGTON: Sunny, spacious, 2-bedroom condo in Victorian, almost downtown. 2-private porches, off-street parking. Avail. now. $1000/ mo. + utils. Pets neg. 802860-4641. BURLINGTON, Winooski, 1x3-ctxmortgageCLASSY Essex and Waterbury. 1, 2, 3bedrooms. Contact 802-8628553, ext. 201.

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MORETOWN VILLAGE: 3-bedroom house, 2-car garage, new furnace, newly renovated, hdwd, 2-bath, deck, porch, close to trails, store, school. NS, pets neg. First, last + sec. ARTIST/OFFICE/STUDIO dep. $1200/mo., 6 mo. lease. BURLINGTON: 2 offices/stuspace for rent. Join other 802-496-2968. dios avail. w/shared conferartists in the same building. NORTH FERRISBURG/LONG ence room and reception area Avail. 12/01. $250/mo. incl. POINT: Large 1-bedroom apt. in beautiful, sunny space in all utils. 180 Flynn Ave. Call 1x1-mortgage-022305 9/12/05 4:18 PM Page 1 in farmhouse. Lake and fields the Maltex Building. Lake 802-864-6835 ask for Andy. abound. NS/Pets. $600/mo. + views, free parking! 802BURLINGTON: Art studio to utils. + sec. dep. 802864-7756. share. Music rehearsal, silk 425-7070. BURLINGTON: Waterfront. screening, fashion design, Distinctive and unique painters. dORIAN, 802Free office/retail space. 999 2601. Pre-Approval! Environmentally friendly and SPACE FOR RENT for a masaffordable. Main Street sage therapist. Sports/deep Mark R.Chaffee Landing, Melinda Moulton, tissue would work well. Please (802) 658-5599 x11 802-864-7999. www.main call Kelly Short, 802streetlanding.com. 288-9612. VERGENNES: Furnished office WATERBURY: Professional for licensed mental health clioffice/art studio/gallery avail. NORTH FERRISBURG/LONG nician in the Basin Block. Call on first floor of historic POINT: Large 2-bedroom in Liz or Rosemary, 802-877-3636. Gristmill overlooking waterfall. farmhouse, walk to lake/Lewis Ample parking. Carol O’Neill, WILLISTON: Office available Creek, garden and tennis 802-244-5280 or coneill@ on S. Brownell Rd. 152 square court. NS/pets. $750/mo. + pshift.com. feet. Office includes reception utils. + sec. dep. Call 802area, kitchen, deck, cable 425-7070. access and ample parking. SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 2Three other professional tenbath, office, completely renoants in building. Great locavated, close to Burlington/ tion. Call 860-2211 or I89, open floor plan, W/D, 865-6233. D/W, hdwd throughout, 2-fireplaces, screened porch, 2-car garage, partially finished baseWINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, 1st ment. $1700/mo., avail now. floor, dogs neg., very clean, 802-846-9568. BURLINGTON: Healthy envihdwd, new windows, tub showSHELBURNE: Spacious 6-room ronment. Off-street parking, er, dining room, eat-in kitchen, apt. avail. immed. 1-bedroom, cable TV, Adelphia Internet, 2 porches, off-street parking 1-bath, parking. $925/mo. WI-FI, shared computer, W/D. for 2. NS. Avail. 11/01. incl. heat. 802-238-4574 or Medium room, heat, elec., $950/mo. 802-233-1556. 518-786-1566. phone, deck, three-season northernproperty@together.net SOUTH BURLINGTON: porch. $400/mo. incl. all. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, 2nd Furnished 2-bedroom, 2-bath, 865-6792. floor, dogs neg. Very clean, W/D, D/W, gas heat, large SAINT ALBANS: Unfurnished quiet duplex, new windows, 2 backyard w/access to wooded bedroom, $350/mo. + 1/3 porches, hdwd, claw-foot trails, plenty of storage, mins. utils. 802-782-3979, ask for tub/shower, new appliances. from I89. Avail. 12/16 - 5/1. Mike. Off-street parking for 2, NS. $1200/mo. 802-846-9568. WEEKLY AND NIGHTLY Avail. 11/01. Short-term lease, SOUTH BURLINGTON: Sunny LODGING: European-style and $850/mo. 802-233-1556. 3-bedroom apt., W/D hookups, equipped. Kitchen use, cable northernproperty@together.net heat, hot water, trash, plowTV, great ambiance, on bus WINOOSKI: Avail. now. ing, lawn, off-street parking route. $175-$225/weekly. Renovated, medium-size, 2incl. $1200/mo. NS/dogs. Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388, 324bedroom, full bath, gas, pkg., Avail. 1/15, 6-month lease. 3291, or ivanland@aol.com. no pets. $800/mo. 802Call 802-862-8664. 862-7467. SOUTH HERO: Spectacular WINOOSKI: Furnished or lakefront Victorian, beach, sununfurnished 2-bedroom sets, turret, 3+ bedrooms, lots w/office, W/D, D/W, yard, offBURLINGTON: 99 Adams St. of light, gardens, surf and street parking, mins. to Off-street parking $35/mo. country roads. $1800/mo., FAHC/downtown, pets neg., Winter storage in garage $125. month to month. 802short term lease poss., avail Dec. thru April. 802-578-8825. 372-5257. now. $1150/mo. 802BURLINGTON: Car/boat storST. ALBANS: Large 2/3 bed846-9568. age. Indoor, unheated garage. room, upstairs apt. W/D WINOOSKI: Large, sunny 2-3 2 bays, Park St. $35/mo. each. hookup. Heat incl. Off-street bedroom, 2-level apt. Avail. Alan, 802-864-9128. parking. Ref., first/last. NS. 12/01 through 6/30/06, Pets neg. $850/mo. Call 802w/option to renew. Low heat524-2929. ing bill, on bus line, close to UNDERHILL: 1-bedroom, furlaundromat, restaurants and BURLINGTON: Furnished, nished apt., full kitchen, large shopping. Incl. off-street parkone-year sublet in South End. bath, dining room, gas fireing. Pets neg. $1025/mo. 802Classy and comfortable. Avail. place, private entrance, park655-2394. Feb. 2-bedroom, 2-porches, ing, cable/Internet access, WINOOSKI: Large, sunny 3hdwd, backyard. $800/mo., + laundry, incl. all utils. bedroom, 2 level, convenient utils. 802-658-3863. NS/pets. Refs. $1200/mo., location, on bus line, gas flexible lease. 802-899-2653. heat, off-street parking. Cats UNDERHILL: Beautiful 4-bedOK, dogs neg. $1040/mo. + room home on 3-acres of utils. 802-399-9576. BELIZE: New, 2-bedroom, 2woods, with flower and berry bath, near best beaches. Avail. garden, wood stove, claw-foot Jan. 7PM - March 4. Min. during4:18 tub, piano. Avail. 1/1. 1x1-mortgage-022305 9/12/05 Page 1 stay of two weeks, $1900; $1500/mo. + utils. Month-tothree weeks, $2700. 802month. 999-7848. 456-7014 or hana@vtlink.net. UNDERHILL: Large, efficiency apt. End of road location. Well-behaved dog/cat OK. NS. 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NICE GUYS DON’T FINISH LAST IN MY book. SWF, 5’4, medium build, 27 YO, is a goal-oriented good listener. Enjoys music, reading and window shopping. ISO NS/ND, stable SM, 25-40 YO w/values for LTR. 9931

50 YO DWF, FULL OF CONTRADICTIONS that seem to work: complex/simple, talkative/shy, out-there/grounded, private/ open, homebody/loves to travel and explore, self-secure/unsure about dating again, independent but liked sharing my life with someone. Please NS. 9967

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Dear Lola, At last, after years of dating disasters, I’ve found Mr. Right. “Carl” turns me on physically and is my intellectual soul mate. We agree about all the essential issues, and when we don’t, we can discuss our differences respectfully. I’m 99.9 percent certain that I want to spend my life with Carl, and that he feels the same way. The problem is my past. Carl knows some of this history, but not the most sordid details. If he really knew me, I’m afraid that he’d drop me instantly. But the stress of keeping these secrets is starting to come between us. Help! Tortured in Townshend Dear Tortured, Unless you have a criminal record, a communicable disease or secret offspring stashed away, what you share about your past is entirely up to you. So why is this such a crisis? Your bad experiences have you convinced you don’t “deserve” Carl, and make you exaggerate your “sins” in your own mind. Can you tell Carl about your fear? If he’s as loving and reasonable as you claim — and I have no reason to doubt your word — you should be able to work this out. Good luck! Love, Lola

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KINKY FANTASY. I AM LOOKING FOR open-minded men 18-40 YO in the Barre area. I want to watch my boyfriend give oral to another man. Serious only. Leave name, number and description. He is a naughty boy! 9744 SF 25 YO, 5’11. NOT LOOKING TO BE JUST another number! ISO big, tall, handsome, established SWM 26-35 YO for movies, dinner, good times. Over 6’3 w/truck a +. 9704 I WRITE, THEREFORE I AM... SWF POET/ author 25 YO seeks companionship w/SM 22-30 YO. I have a daughter. If that is a problem, don’t bother to call. Friends first a must. 9700 VIBRANT, INTELLIGENT, FUNNY, 47 YO, PF seeks grounded partner to share life, joys and sorrows. Compassion, humor, dedication to personal and emotional growth essential. I have no idea where I am going, but would love a traveling companion. 9689 BURLINGTON YUPPIE W/CAREER AND education who is ready to share my life with someone special. Seeks same qualities in a SM 30-37 YO who is kind, gentle and affectionate for a potential LTR. 9686 INDEPENDENT, EASYGOING AND AWEsome 19 YO F, sweet, mature, random at times, witty, loves silliness, getting cozy, honesty and trying new things. ISO SM 19-25 YO who’s warmhearted, ridiculous, quirky and communicative. Call and we’ll get coffee. 9685 SW FUNNY GIRL, 5’6, 140 LBS., WHO loves to laugh, can’t sit still and is done being bored. Many interests. You would be handsome, funny, responsible and reliable SWM 35-45 YO. Definitely friends, possibly LTR. 9683 SMALL, DARK, ATTRACTIVE F SEEKS RICH, athletic, outgoing PM for long walks, sunsets and bubble baths. Must be semi-tall, attractive and altruistic. BI a +. 9661 NORTHERN VT, SWDF 39 YO, NS, 5’5, 120 lbs. Attractive, cute, bluegrass, simple living, hiking, snowshoeing, lots of love. ISO SM, ND/NS, 39-45 YO, Spiritually connected, attractive, fit, loves life, giving, warm, loving, likes to travel. LTR. 9660 DWF 55 YO ISO SWM 50-60 YO TO SHARE same interests. Nascar fan, quiet times, cuddling, country or golden oldies music, home-cooked meals. Sick of being lonely? So am I. Companionship first, then may become LTR. 9657 SWPF, 118 LBS. 5’3. PHYSICALLY AND emotionally fit. Appreciates good communication and conversation. Interests are biking, movies, plays, travel, dining out or relaxing at home. Hoping to share w/a 48-58 YO M w/the same interests. 9579

ENERGETIC, DWJF 50ISH: ENJOY WALKing, swimming and playing in the snow... Staying fit and healthy and ready to go. Attractive; long hair and eyes of brown...a big smile easily found. Want to share good time with someone who enjoys fun...perhaps You are the One! 9577 19 YO, COLLEGE STUDENT AND MOTHER studying music in the Burlington area. Seeking prince charming, 19-28 YO, male. Funny, laid-back and loves to cuddle, values the little things. A best friend, and a lover. Are you him? 9571 ADVENTUROUS, KIND AND INTELLIGENT, DWPF, 48 YO: Smuggs area. ISO educated, employed and happy SWM, 47-57 YO, w/wonderful group of friends, strong sense of self and love of life. Excited for open conversations, good food, laughing, and outdoor thrills. 9559 32 YO, CELTIC WOMAN LOOKING FOR HER SWM, 23-39 YO knight in shining armor who is chivalrous, outgoing, fun, energetic, adventurous and athletic/in shape for friendship w/possibility for LTR... Creativity & tattoos are a definite plus! 9558

men > women WPM, HERE FOR A YEAR, ISO ARRANGEment w/adventurous lady or ladies on casual or occasional basis. CD w/toys and desire to fulfill, willing and wild. All calls will be answered. Montpelier area. 9991 CM SEEKING CF, 35-40 YO. ENJOYS life, having fun. 9975 SWM, 50 YO, ISO SAF, 35-50 YO, TO enjoy life with. Secure, home, outdoors man, easygoing, caring, honest, hate abusive people. ISO lady to cuddle by fire with, must be caring and enjoy life. Possible LTR. 9972 61 YO M SEEKING LTR W/SOPHISTICATED 50-60 YO lady. Must enjoy walks, bike rides, dinners, movies, rides in the country and home time. 9961 SWM, 48 YO, D/D-FREE, TALL, SLIM, athletic, fit, multi-interests in the arts, sports and social activism. ISO single, attractive, healthy, fit, NS, D/D-free, any race, 30-55 YO F for casual or LTR. 9956 DWM, 50 YO YOUTHFUL, LONGHAIRED, very clean, health-concious, 5’8, 155 lbs. From rural Maine. ISO warm, willing, F for mutually satisfying times, from message exchange, sexual thrills or companionship. Whatever we are comfortable with. 35-60 YO, race unimportant. 9949

35 YO, SWPNSM, 6’1, 165 LBS. INTELLIgent, honest, open-minded, healthy, slightly shy, likes many things indoors and out, no kids. ISO similar SPNSF, 2741 YO, who is warm, outgoing and likes cats. Friendship possible LTR. 9944

SM, 45 YO, MENTALLY DISABLED, LOOKing for F companion, and LTR, 25-45 YO to go camping, spending time outdoors, adventurous, love children. Looking to settle down, romantic nights, cuddling and more. Please NS/NA/ND. 9784

SWPM, 41 YO, IN COLCHESTER. LOOKING for SWPF for laughter, love, relaxation, romance. I’m easy to get along with, 5’11, 160 lbs. You easy to get along with. Let’s meet for coffee and talk about our paths, hope they cross. 9938

WM 50 YO, ISO NS, W, 40-50 YO. WANT someone to give you some true affection and tenderness, not just a one night stand? Try me. 9779

ARE YOU BOLD ENOUGH TO START A NEW adventure? WM, 29 YO, tall, athletic, attractive, witty, financially secure. You: 18-30 YO, attractive, slim, NS, w/good personality. Game players need not apply. 9893

ISO SF, 19-30 YO FOR FUN TIMES. HONEST, trustworthy a must. Movies, walks, talking and cuddling. Just be real and honest. Me, 5’11, 24 YO, hazel eyes, and very kind. 9777

40ISH M W/A YOUNG ATTITUDE AND A big heart. Need a good honest friend and lover. Always carrying a smile and an extra one for you. Call me and we’ll share more. 9890

POLITICALLY CONSCIOUS, REPORTEDLY attractive, allegedly thoughtful 48 YO DM, with love for music, art, country life, parenting, subversive humor, mountain sports, travel and bicycles, ISO secure, fit, intellectually stimulated granola muncher who can both offer and welcome challenge. 9774

SWM LOOKING FOR SWF, 30-50 YO WHO enjoys a lot of TLC. I love to walk, cuddle, dance. Trustworthy, honest, no head games. Seeking SWF w/same interests who loves to be pampered. 9880

STABLE, CARING, SUCCESSFUL, GOODlooking M 27 YO seeks companionship w/single F, possibly marriage. 5’7, 152 lbs, outdoorsy, athletic, open-minded and interested to try new things. 9776

HOLIDAYS ALONE? ME, TOO. SWM, 43 YO, smoker. Aged well. ISO F, 30-52 YO who enjoys music, dancing, Nascar, good food and drink, is outgoing, likes herself and looking for romance, passion and LTR. Much more. 9872

OPTIMISTIC ROMANTIC: WHY DO ALL these ads sound the same? DWM 31, 5’6”, 160 lbs. Anyone can try to buy someone’s love, but “Just because, little things” from the heart mean the most. Agree? Then let’s talk! Friends into LTR??? 9768

HEY, Y’ALL. I’M LOOKING FOR A REDNECK woman, not no high-class broad. Don’t want no Barbie-doll type. Got a baby on your hip, that’s all right w/me. Here’s to all the redneck girls. Hell, ya! Me: 42 YO, SWM. 9870

SWM, 44 N/S: IF YOU’RE READING THIS and your intuition is talking to you, please call. My favorite things: Outdoor play, campfire singing, cuddles and pillow talk, exploring, dancing, learning, honesty, friends, critters, woods, water, silence, Stevie Wonder. Seeking LTR. 9760

TIRED OF CHILDISH GAMES. 21 YO SWPM ISO SFM 18-22 YO who loves spoken-word poetry, hip-hop, movies, shopping. Give a holla back. Only smokers and drinkers apply. 9861 NEARLY 40 YO SWM WOULD LIKE TO meet you in person or at least by phone. Like to hike, cross-country ski, music, writing, cats, cooking and children. Wish to sit and talk. 9837 SKI, SNOWSHOE, HIKE W/HONEST, FIT, humorous, intelligent, financially secure SPM. Seeking adventurous, active, funloving SF, 35-45 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, traveling, dining out and home-cooked meals w/romantic, confident animal lover. Friendship first, possible LTR. 9787 TRAVEL MATE DESIRED. SEEKING FUN partner to explore life. 40 YO, in good shape, reasonably attractive and fun to be with. Into most anything and openminded. Call for more info. 9786

SWM, 35 YO, 6’, BLACK HAIR W/BLUE eyes. Very outgoing, great sense of humor, love to joke around, quiet nights at home, long walks and drives. Love to cuddle, all types of outdoor activities and music. ISO SWF w/similar interests. 9757 INTELLIGENT, SLIM, ATTRACTIVE PWM, NS, 40ish, seeking pretty, demure, discreet lady 18-30 YO who enjoys being diapered and babied as much as I do. I will be your daddy if you will be my mommy. Interested? Let’s talk. 9750 6’, 53 YO. LOOKING FOR A WOMAN, 4053 YO, 110-160 lbs. All calls will be answered. 9748 HEY, LADIES! I’M TIRED OF DATING sites, are you? 34 YO looking for the lady who wants to be treated like one. Love sunsets? Come on down w/me. Honest and loveable. Let’s see what happens. 9708

Jester: What good things can’t you say about me? I am Jester and I am a very handsome and loveable 8-month-old long-haired, deaf, white neutered male cat. Because I am deaf, I will need to live indoors only. I am playful, affectionate, talkative, social, and excitable. I also have an unknown neurological condition which causes me to be in constant motion. I might need further evaluation by a veterinarian to determine exactly what my condition is. I am worth it, though, because I am a little love who is vocal and loves to be around people! I am curious and entertaining – you would be too if you kept going and going. I love to play and would make a wonderful addition to the right home. The right home would have kids 5 and up who will be gentle and respectful of me. Could we clown around together?

31 YO SWM, 6’, BROWN HAIR, BROWN eyes, musician. Looking for SWF, 21-35 YO for fun, movies, biking, etc. I’m easygoing and romantic. Leave message if interested. 9703 SHY YET CHARMING SWM IS ON THE prowl for SW/SAF. I am 28 YO have a steady income, not into BS or head games. Only call if you’re interested in LTR. Believe me, I am for real. 9695 26 YO POLYAMOROUS M 6’2, BROWN hair/eyes. ISO polyamorous F for friendship and fun. I am easygoing, fun and I enjoy working out. 9687 56 YO SWM, HANDSOME, FUNNY, 5’8, 150 lbs., patient, passionate, smoker, drinker, thinker, sports, gambler on horses, cruises, home owner, father, vacations in Canada, dining in or out. ISO beautiful F from Burlington. 9684

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Just so you know, I have been feeling a bit under the weather and am being treated for an upper respiratory infection. However, I am available for adoption. If you are interested in meeting me, please call ahead or check in with the staff at the front desk when you stop by. They would be happy to bring you to see me! Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.