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SEVEN DAYS | may 02-09, 2007 | contents 05A

<contents> columns 15A

may 02-09, 2007 vol.12 no.37

letters

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INSIDE TRaCK BY Peter FreYne

news

An irreverent take on Vermont politics

NORTHERN LIGHTS 10A

Gubernatorial Role Models HaCKIE BY jernigAn PontiAc

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From the Emerald Isle A cabbieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rear view

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aNTIWaR 11A

Anita Socinski, owner of A&M Stoneworks

Conference Teaches Vt. College Students Protest 101

Sharinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Stone 26A

Six Degrees of Separating HoMe & gArden By RUTH HOROWITZ

Buzz Kill? HoMe & gArden Life is sweet for Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pollinators, but their party days may be numbered By mIKE IVES

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Code Name: The Cleaner HoMe & gArden By maRGOT HaRRISON

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Spring Thaw

FREE SPEECH 13A

Tent City Sparks Student-Activist Policy Debate BY MiKe ives

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THEaTER 18A

Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Afraid Virginia Woolf Wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Happen? BY PAMelA Polston

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mUSIC 18A

By PaIGE aCKERSON-KIELy

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BY Kevin j. KelleY

arts news

Seeking help from a one-man broom squad

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Volunteers Prepare Varney House for Female Ex-Prisoners BY Kevin j. KelleY

How do you leave a place you love?

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WORK BY sArAH tUFF

features 26A

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Solo Turn Art Art review: James McGarrell at Studio Place Arts

Monteverdi Music School Has a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Flingâ&#x20AC;? with Fundraising BY elisABetH creAn

By maRC aWODEy THEaTER 19A

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Midlife Crisis Coming to a Theater Near You

By SUZaNNE PODHaIZER

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Eatinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the Outdoors Food

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<contents> may 02-09, 2007 vOL.12 NO.37

art 48A 49A

48A art review: James McGarrell at Studio Place Arts exhibitions

film 48A

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film reviews: Next; Black Book film clips film quiz showtimes

food 03B 05B

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Whole Systems Designs side dishes: Henryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Diner nixes overnight hours; Farmerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Diner nixes UVM; QTeeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s; New Ethic CafĂŠ in the Old North End

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weeklypost The best of the Vermont blogosphere COMPILED BY CATHY RESMER

Blog: Disquisitions and Revolutions

ANTI-AMERICAN Open Letter to American Apparel: We are writing to express our collective disdain for your advertising campaign, as seen recently in Seven Days. Your latest ad [April 18] has prompted this response, but it also represents disapproval for your entire campaign, not just this particular crotch shot, apparently meant to sell “The Hooters Short.” In a culture already saturated with violence, and with popular media blurring any boundaries between pornography and advertising, is it any wonder that, among all the countries that report such statistics, rape is more common in the U.S. than any other country in the world? The fact is that hundreds of thousands of women are sexually assaulted in our country every year. American Apparel’s advertising campaign contributes to this culture of violence by condoning and normalizing it. It seems that you are intentionally choosing not to portray young women in a respectful or constructive manner, and we suggest that you reconsider the direction that your ad campaign is taking. We challenge American Apparel to live up to, not just profit from, your public image of social responsibility. If you would like to get involved with our media awareness group, contact us at Take Back the Media VT@gmail.com. Darrell Crawford Morris

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A GREATER TRAGEDY

Last Monday a deeply isolated and troubled young man committed an act of great violence and tragedy, one that speaks to many problems in our nation and our human society. In an unrelated article, The New York Times reported on Saturday that 33-year-old Kelly Lawson of Fort Wayne, Indiana, said, in reaction to having a Buddhist temple near her home, “I can’t stand them. It is strange to us, so we don’t like it.” In the same article, Donna Davis, 56, also of Fort Wayne, said, “If they want to live here, why can’t they start acting like Americans?” Thanks, Kelly and Donna! You’re sure doing your part! The nation is grateful to you both for your truly brilliant insight! Please, someone tell me, if I do have to start acting like an American, that I don’t have to act like the people in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Posted April 22 by Jim Blynt

THIS WEEK ON WWW.SEVENDAYSVT.COM: Video blogger Eva Sollberger gets down with members of the Urban Dance Collective. And this week Seven Days debuts three new blogs: Omnivore: Suzanne Podhaizer serves up food news, views and recipes Yo, Hackie!: On the road with cabbie Jernigan Pontiac Jazz Mafia: Riffing on the Burlington Discover Jazz Festival Visit Cathy’s blog — 802 Online: A blog about Vermont, its media and its internets — for a growing list of Vermont blogs: http://7Dblogs.com/802online

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BAD JUDGMENT Last Wednesday, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a ruling that abandoned firmly established precedent and created a seismic shift in our legal landscape [“Poli Psy,” April 25]. The 5-4 federal abortion ban decision in Gonzales v. Carhart is clear evidence that threats to women’s health and rights are no longer theoretical. In her dissenting opinion, Justice Ginsburg noted that the court’s opinion “tolerates, indeed applauds, federal intervention to ban nationwide a procedure found necessary and proper in certain cases by the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists.” We’re disappointed by a decision that allows politicians to make intensely private medical decisions. Until now, every single court that examined this legislation struck it down because, among other things, it failed to protect women’s health. But it took just one year for a “differently composed” court to undo more than 34 years of established law. What does this mean for the women of Vermont? Once in effect, this law will affect a small number of second- and thirdtrimester abortions in the U.S. It is

likely to have little or no impact on abortion care at PPNNE, although medical professionals and lawyers are still reviewing the decision to better understand just exactly how it will affect women — and the physicians who care for them — across the country. We can also expect a flood of new legislation aimed at further reducing abortion access. While the current administration has been packing the courts with activist judges, we’ve been focused on our mission of equal access to affordable health care and sexual health education. We’ve been giving information, not withholding it. We’ve been supporting women and families, not condemning them. And we invite those who are opposed to abortion to join us in preventing the need for them. PPNNE is still here for Vermont women seeking reproductive health care and information, including those facing an unintended pregnancy. We will not back down on our commitment to ensurie the 26,000 women, men and teens we serve annually in this state are treated with respect and given medically accurate education and safe care. Our doors stay open. Carol Tudhope BURLINGTON

Tudhope manages PPNNE’s Burlington and Williston Health Centers.

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BONE APPETITE It was the color photograph of a lip-smacking steer and accompanying headline that caught my eye [â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Grass-Fed Is Greener,â&#x20AC;? April 18]. The tag line continued, â&#x20AC;&#x153;A tartare tasting raises the question: Is it better?â&#x20AC;? With that said, I expected to learn something about whether or not grass-fed beef tasted better than the typical feedlot beef that makes up most of the U.S. marketplace. Instead, I found mostly a political, ethical and scientific discourse. Important issues,

to be sure. But does grass-fed beef actually taste better? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a question that can only be answered by tuning in to your own senses of taste and smell. And those attributes were curiously missing from an article about a tasting. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s my beef: Over the past couple of decades, more and more people have begun to define what they â&#x20AC;&#x153;likeâ&#x20AC;? based largely on data about calories, grams of fat, geographic origin or the perceived safety of the foods theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re offered. Food has deservedly become an

intellectual subject of analysis and debate. But when we focus too much on the facts of what weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re eating, it distracts from the sensual experience, and the pure joy of eating and drinking can easily turn into a simple refueling process. With the pace of modern life, we tend to devour our food and guzzle our beer and wine. Indeed, the article reported that the diners â&#x20AC;&#x153;polished off â&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;wolfed downâ&#x20AC;? the meal, which of course may be more of a tribute to the culinary skills of chefs Warnstedt and

Tresser than a testimony to the superior qualities of grass-fed beef. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not saying that grass-fed beef doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t taste better â&#x20AC;&#x201D; just that the article never really got around to addressing that question. This dinner was a benefit for Slow Food USA, whose slogan is â&#x20AC;&#x153;Taste, tradition and the honest pleasures of food.â&#x20AC;? I think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s great to highlight the efforts of passionate farmers and artisan food producers who are creating the next wave of evolution in Vermont farming and food products, and providing attractive alternatives to the mass-produced fare otherwise available. It is socially responsible and spiritually nourishing to be mindful of where your food comes from. But donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t confuse that with the sensual experience of eating and drinking â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something else entirely. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a big part of who we are as humans, so letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s keep that in mind any time we sit down at the table to share a meal. Enjoy! Peter Straube

Bush is only a symbol and a symptom, as was his fellow Bonesman Kerry, and all the other well-coiffed predators that the Demicans and Republicrats fob on us year after year, smug and secure that we, the â&#x20AC;&#x153;electorate,â&#x20AC;? will be sucked in by all the sound and fury. If we look to â&#x20AC;&#x153;ourâ&#x20AC;? leaders for the answers to our problems, almost without exception we will be betrayed, manipulated and served up by the factory farm of political process. Understandably, this is simply too painful to acknowledge. So we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. We tell ourselves that at least â&#x20AC;&#x153;ourâ&#x20AC;? leaders who are on â&#x20AC;&#x153;ourâ&#x20AC;? side of the aisle are trying to do whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s right. Anyone who trusts authorities more than themselves gets exactly what they deserve, year after year after bloody year. Will impeachment solve anything? I hope so. Vincent Downing

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This will be a good start for these women. It’ll be a safe environment with everything they need right nearby. RED VINCENT

Sarah was one of several volunteers who spent last Saturday readying the 150-year-old Varney House on Cherry St. for its opening early next month as the Northern Lights transitional home. They are donating not only time but also money to paint and furnish the bedrooms where the former inmates will stay for up to a year under the supportive supervision of a consortium of agencies while seeking permanent homes. “It’s a chance to have fun and decorate in your own taste,” HowardCenter volunteer Ginny Couture said of the workers she was helping to coordinate. Each of the rooms in the refurbished home is being “done up with love and kindness,” Couture added. Red Vincent said she plans to hang a few of her own photos in the second-floor bedroom that she and her husband, retired

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know how to give of themselves,” Red replied. “They’re missing out on something wonderful.” “We’re Burlingtonians,” John added. “We’re here to help new neighbors.” Laurie Valentine, 76, is donating her services as a semi-professional interior designer. The Wake Robin resident said she took a correspondence course in homedecorating a decade ago, and now looks for opportunities “to do pro bono work in a way I really enjoy.” Valentine hasn’t decided on the décor for the home’s 130square-foot dining room, which must accommodate 10 residents and a live-in staffer, but she knows plaid won’t be part of it. “That’s the kind of thing you’d see in a prison waiting room,” Valentine suggested. Her aim for the Varney House interior is to “show you can make

an environment pretty and make yourself feel better as a result. It’s known that the environment you build around you becomes part of your personality.” One way to achieve a cheery look at 76 Cherry St. is by “getting as much light as possible into the rooms,” Valentine explained. “Other than that, though, it’s pretty constraining, given the size of the spaces and the budget.” About $15,000 from the project’s $600,000 capital cost has been set aside for interior design, Valentine said. The total sum included the purchase price of the property, which had sat empty for 15 years. The Burlington Housing Authority bought the Varney House, which abuts the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception, from the Catholic Diocese of Burlington for $185,000. BHA continues to own the building; residents’ rent will come from a portion of their own employment income and federal housing subsidies; the Howard Center will cover those ineligible for subsidies. While the HowardCenter is responsible for coordinating services for Northern Lights, the nine social agencies sponsoring the transitional housing program will share the task of delivering them, including staff. The women will receive rehabilitation services, including job counseling. An open house on May 29 will let the community see the transformation of the multi-sectional clapboard home. Among the invited guests are local merchants who tried to block Northern Lights, arguing that the Varney House should be reused in a way more in sync with downtown commerce. Members of the consortium had sought to soothe skeptics’ concerns, said Cara Gleason, a staff member at the HowardCenter. The former prisoners, who may range in age from 23 to 59, will be screened by the Vermont Department of Corrections to ensure they remain nonviolent, she said. “This will be a good start for these women,” suggested Red Vincent. “It’ll be a safe environment with everything they need right nearby.” Northern Lights at Varney House will help meet a share of the “incredible need for transitional housing,” Gleason said. As many as 100 female offenders remain imprisoned beyond their scheduled release date because they have no appropriate place to go, according to the Vermont Department of Corrections. Beth Dusablon, another volunteer painter, said she knows how difficult it can be for a female former inmate to find a place of her own. A third- and fourth-grade teacher at Allen Brook School in Williston, Dusablon said she had mentored a woman released from prison a few years ago. “She really wanted to get her life together,” Dusablon recalled, “but it was so hard to get an apartment she could afford.” �


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Drew Cameron, a UVM student and Iraq war veteran, will argue for immediate U.S. withdrawal from a GI’s perspective when he speaks at an evening session concluding the conference. Students can play a decisive role in putting an end to an unpopular war, just as they did during the Vietnam era, suggests Sahim Elhamoumi, a St. Michael’s senior. “We have the time, energy and resources that maybe older people don’t have,” she says. The Vietnam protests of four decades ago “have been a really big factor of cross-fertilization for us,” adds Nelson. “The lessons of

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into an everyday scene in Baghdad. At a workshop at UVM later in the day, Middlebury students will describe the dining-hall checkpoint skit and present guerrilla theater as “a creative and effective response” to the war, according to Weckler. “We’ll explain how you can bring back this form of activism to your own school,” says the 19-year-old sophomore from California. Another afternoon workshop will make the case for why occupation forces should be withdrawn from Iraq without delay. “Confusion about this is the next big thing for the antiwar movement to overcome,” says conference coordinator Nelson. “A lot of people are angry about the war, but because the Democrats and Republicans are united about staying in Iraq for at least several more months, people aren’t sure about having the troops pulled out now.”

that struggle are helping arm a new generation with ideas for political action.” Students striving to expand today’s antiwar movement on Vermont campuses must grapple, however, with the challenge of constant turnover among activists. “It’s hard to build a student organization that lasts, because students are only involved for four years,” notes Kate Magill. But the Marlboro College senior says she and a carload of fellow activists will travel to Burlington for Saturday’s conference because “I want to do what I can to make sure this network gets going and stays in place next year and after.”

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Free speech ought to outweigh any potential damage to the grass. MAX TRACY, SLAP

The Student Labor Action Project, or SLAP, has been lobbying UVM higher-ups to pay all university employees a “livable wage” — enough to meet a family’s basic needs — since 2005. On April 9, SLAP erected a tent city at Royall Tyler Theater plaza as yet another strategic pressure tactic. But SLAP organizer Max Tracy, 20, says the site wasn’t their first choice. SLAP had asked permission to camp out on Morrill Hall green seven weeks earlier. And SLAP’s original request for a 12-day permit was reduced to a one-night stand. A flurry of bureaucratic back and forth followed. UVM’s Student Government Association (SGA) Senate and a coalition of sympathetic Dems and Progs from the Vermont House drafted resolutions supporting an extension. Director of Student Life Pat Brown extended the permit until April 14. On April 16, the group appealed the decision to Assistant Vice President of Campus and Student Life Annie Stevens. Stevens responded three days later that she considered their appeal “moot” because their permit had already been extended. SLAP organizers were later granted a separate permit request for their hunger strike, which they conducted from April 23 to 27. (The students ultimately concluded the university was adequately addressing the livable-wage issue on campus.) Brown and Stevens did not return phone calls for this story. According to a 21-year-old SLAP representative, who requested to be identified only as the co-president of Students for Peace and Global Justice, SLAP was forced to meet with UVM administrators on nine separate occasions — what the student calls a “ridiculous number of times” — to obtain tent-city and hunger-strike permits. Tracy adds, “Free speech ought to outweigh any potential damage to the grass.”

And that’s exactly where the SLAP students get it wrong, argues newly appointed SGA president Kesha Ram. “The most important thing to students is graduation,” says Ram. “People want a nice lawn to sit on.” She claims that the Department of Student Life “bent over backwards” for SLAP during the permitting processes. “Sometimes [student] groups can vilify administrators,” she suggests, emphasizing that it can be difficult for students to see administrative policies from a “macro level.” Beginning in February, Ram and other SGA senators were provided with copies of proposed revisions to two university policies: “Freedom of Expression of Dissent” and “Facilities and Grounds Use.” If UVM’s Board of Trustees approves the changes over the weekend of May 18, the section on “symbolic structures,” which includes “tents” and “shanties,” would be moved from the “Dissent” to the “Facilities” policy. In addition, the “Dissent” policy’s existing section on “disruptions” would be expanded. The new documents would also remove jurisdiction over the “Dissent” policy from Provost John Hughes to President Daniel Fogel. Tracy and his fellow SLAP activist express concern about both the nature of the changes and the process by which the revisions have been conducted, which Tracy characterizes as “underhanded.” Both men worry, for example, that moving the “symbolic structures” provisions from “Dissent” to “Facilities” would stifle students’ rights to free speech. Tracy also suggests, “You shouldn’t have to apply to the person you’re trying to protest [Fogel], to protest.” He notes of this semester’s policy-revision process, “We get the sense that there’s a lot of background dealing — and I’m really uncomfortable with that.” Psychology Professor Justin Joffe, who chairs the Faculty Senate, supports the administration’s changes. He asserts that policies regarding symbolic structures are only “tangentially related to freedom of dissent.” Moreover, he says, giving the president jurisdiction over the “Dissent” policy makes it “clear where the responsibility lies.” According to Joffe, a “balance” between different groups’ “rights to freedom of expression” needs to be maintained. “The proof of the [revised policy] will be in its implementation in the event of a confrontation,” he speculates. “An institution has the right to limit free speech in terms of time, place and manner,” insists student body president Ram. “Not everyone’s allowed to do everything they want.” Ram, 20, admits she doesn’t know who drafted the policy changes, but she says she plans to bring up her concerns over the proposed changes at a May 3 meeting with the student body. She worries that if the changes were to pass in their current form, the traditional 30-day camp-out limit for tent cities and other symbolic structures would be restricted to three days. She also raises questions about proposed alterations to the tent-permit appeal process. In the end, Ram believes “the aim of [the policies] is well meaning” in spite of their bureaucratic complexities. “Policies are policies,” she observes. “They’re not very easy to read.” �

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Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, Douglas shucked and jived. “Well, it really doesn’t matter,” answered the Republican governor of Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean’s home state. “The president of the United States will decide who works for him,” said Gentleman Jim. “I’ve made it very clear when we’ve talked in the past that I think it’s inappropriate to politicize the United States Attorney’s Office to try to influence their decisions in bringing criminal 2x5-bobcat050207.indd 1 cases. That’s wrong. But we should let the hearings conclude the investigations and see what happens.” ★ Don’t want to be called turncoat by jumping too soon, eh? Yours truly pointed out the difference between attorney general and the other cabinet secretaries. We noted that, unlike the Secretary of Commerce or State, ★ the AG works for you and me and has to keep a distance from the White House. That distance is what was lost here in terms of credibility. With the attorney general enforcing the law, it’s a higher standard than “the president STATE SEN. JIM CONDOS will decide,” isn’t it? “Well, it’s a little diflicense plate on the gubernatorial Impala ferent, you’re right,” replied the guv. “But parked in his reserved parking space. In it’s a presidential appointee nonetheless, a the accompanying photo, that’s member of his cabinet, so he obviously Chittenden County State Sen. Jim has to make that decision.” Condos — who was kind enough to “Do you have confidence in him?” we bring it to our attention — bending over asked again. to point out the criminal evidence. “Well, I think we should let the whole 2x5-paulines041107.indd 1 Nice work, Senator! Maybe those process work its way through and then rumors about Condos wanting to regumake a judgment,” said Gov. Douglas. larly ride in the gubernatorial Impala Decisive, eh? passenger seat are true after all? Yours truly asked Gov. Scissorhands if Leahy in the Eye — On Tuesday, he had picked up his bad habit from Vermont’s senior senator was a pallbearer Corzine? at the Washington, D.C., funeral of Jack “No, I always wear my seat belt,” Valenti, a longtime friend and figure on answered Vermont’s governor. the U.S. political/media stage. You know Special “This isn’t about the seat belt,” we him — the little guy from Hollywood Price replied. “This is about the license plate.” who’s been around forever! “Well, I guess we’ll have to check,” Vermont Sen. Patrick J. Leahy has $$$.$. said Douglas. been on Capitol Hill since the mid-’70s. Asked by another press type if he Jack Valenti was president of the Motion would contest an expired plate ticket, Picture Association of America for 38 Douglas had the best answer of all. years and a well-known lobbyist in “It’s not my car,” said the guv. Washington. He’s right. It’s ours. And according to “Jack Valenti was a great friend,” St. the South Burlington dispatcher, the Patrick told “Inside Track” this week, guv’s vehicle could be pulled over and “but he was especially nice to my mother issued a ticket. and would always single her out at On the bigger picture, Vermont’s Italian-American functions.” Republican governor is sounding like (The original St. Patrick didn’t have most GOP officeholders these days on an Irish mother, either.) the topic of President George W. Bush “I still have the touching letter Jack and his increasingly unpopular leadership wrote me when she died,” Sen. Leahy team in the executive branch. He doesn’t told us. “She always referred to him as have a whole lot to say. INSIDE TRACK >> 16A Asked if he has confidence in

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Pat the “Leaky Leahy” moniker way back then.] I apologized for releasing an unclassified report. The final report they issued had all that detail plus a lot more.

LEAHY: Traditionally, there’s always been a number of parts of the Department of Justice that are totally nonpartisan: civil rights, antitrust and the criminal divisions. They’ve had people there — professionals — who with the change of administrations usually stay there. However, an awful lot of these professionals are leaving because they’re being interfered with. They have a fellowship program in civil rights, begun under Eisenhower’s time, that’s continued with the very best people coming in. It’s continued through Republican and Democratic administrations, and it has been discontinued by this administration. I mean: Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, former Pres. Bush and Clinton. It was a great idea. This president gets rid of it.

TRACK: What did you think of Tenet on “60 Minutes?” LEAHY: I want to read the book [At the Center of the Storm: My Years at the CIA]. I think everybody’s trying to cover their backsides. I was disappointed watching it, but I felt that way. I also think it’s extremely important that we complete these investigations now so that whoever the next president is will not be tempted to do the same things, just because of the backlash on it.

TRACK: Have you read in the Vermont press about the grassroots movement to impeach President Bush? LEAHY: Yeah, and I’ve read also the editorials from the Rutland Herald and several others that say that, as much as it’s a good, visceral reaction, to spend the next 2 1/2 years into the next presidential term on this, instead of having the time being spent on the things we’re doing, may not make sense. I share the same attitudes of those who want to impeach. This man is horrible. The fact of the matter is, the only way we’re now finding out all these things — the cost overruns, the U.S. attorneys, the manipulation by Condoleezza Rice and all the others — is because we have Democrats in control and actually subpoenaing and calling hearings. That was never done before. Never done. TRACK: Did you watch former CIA Director George Tenet on “60 Minutes”? LEAHY: I did. TRACK: I may have met him back in the 1980s. I don’t remember back that far. LEAHY: You have. TRACK: Was he on your staff before he went on the Intelligence Committee staff? LEAHY: No, he was on my Intelligence Committee staff when I was vice-chairman — 198586. [Leahy left in 1987, two months ahead of his term’s expiration. He had released a report to NBC, a non-classified report. Unfortunately for Leahy, the reports were numbered, and the NBC reporter held up the cover page, with Leahy’s number, for TV viewers to see. It earned St.

TRACK: Any concern on your part, as we start high-speed presidential campaigning way, way, way early, that this is gonna end up hurting? LEAHY: I think that it’s a mistake. I think the way the primaries are so bunched together, I think it puts too much of an emphasis on both money and an early start, and that worries me greatly. I was in California four weeks ago and President Bush asked me what I thought about all this, and I said we pick ’em by conventions. I think that we will elect a Democrat, but whoever the next president is, is going to have to reintroduce America to the rest of the world. And [I think] that I’ve become more and more convinced of that as I go around the world. I’m going to be in the Middle East in the next few weeks. Here we are, the country of the Marshall Plan. The Peace Corps. Great humanitarian efforts. And we’re so disliked around the world by countries that had always admired us before. And the same things that make us an admirable country are still there, except for the policies of this administration. The next president has to do two things: End the Iraq war, because apparently this president intends to drop the whole mess on [the next administration] instead of doing it himself, even though we’ve been there longer than in World War II. And then they’re going to have to reintroduce America to the rest of the world, as sad as that is. But it’s the most important thing they could do, far more important than who they appoint as the secretary of this or director of that. For the sake of this country, for the security of this country, for the ability of this country to progress, they have to reintroduce us to the rest of the world. Let’s hope they are successful, eh? � Read “Freyne Land,” Peter’s political blog online at http://7d.blogs.com/freyneland. To reach Peter Freyne, email freyne@sevendaysvt.com.


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currently a national tour of Virginia Woolf and that NO RIGHTS ARE BEING GRANTED!â&#x20AC;? Nash reports. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It went on to say that we must immediately remove the show from our website and any other advertising.â&#x20AC;? Imagining his season dissolving into disaster, Nash freaked out. Then he went into action mode. First he called the publishing company and asked for an exception. After all, the touring production

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Mark Nash really didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need another drama-within-the-drama while preparing for the final show in his season, but that is exactly what he got. wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t coming anywhere near Vermont, so how could they compete? No dice. Plan B: somebody who knows somebody. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The world of theater is a small one,â&#x20AC;? Nash explains. The actor he cast as George, Charlie Hensley, had played the same role several years ago in another production. Maybe he knew a way to get to Albee and plead his case? In fact, Hensley had Albeeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s private phone number, but he advised against calling the playwright directly, as he could be â&#x20AC;&#x153;a little volatile.â&#x20AC;? Hensley asked Nash who was producing the national tour. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I checked into it, gave him a few names, and it turns out that Charlie is friends with one of the producers,â&#x20AC;? Nash says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;He agreed

thrilling, and chilling, audiences since its Tony Award-winning debut in 1962. In it, George and Martha (Alison Edwards) and Honey (Kate Downing) and Nick (Alex Pierce) â&#x20AC;&#x201D; an older university couple and a younger professor with his submissive wife â&#x20AC;&#x201D; spend a boozy, abusive evening together, and the TMI quotient is deliciously discomfiting. While the profanity and sexuality are far less shocking today, the surreal, psychological Woolf has lost none of its bite. ďż˝ Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? plays at the FlynnSpace in Burlington May 2 to 20. For more info, visit www.vtstage.org or call 862-1497; for tickets call 86-FLYNN.

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formers will intersperse pieces such as â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Goldbrick Variationsâ&#x20AC;? with dramatic readings of Great Orchestral Disasters: â&#x20AC;&#x153;true accounts of horrendous things that happened during concerts.â&#x20AC;? Think ax and piano keyboard, firecracker and trombone bell â&#x20AC;&#x201D; artistic anger management gone awry. After intermission, Mozartâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dark opera Don Giovanni becomes The Stoned Guest in P.D.Q.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;very ribald parody.â&#x20AC;? Tavcar joins in the partially staged concert version, with â&#x20AC;&#x153;entrances and exits and costumes and a couple of the special effects that are called for in the score, which usually involve a lot of beer and wine drinking,â&#x20AC;? he says with a hearty laugh. Schickeleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s parody works because â&#x20AC;&#x153;it is an homage to the source,â&#x20AC;? Tavcar reflects. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Schickele himself writes serious classical pieces, and so thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s real craft there. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not just stealing and doing funny things . . . Although [his pieces] spoof the excesses of the composers that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s stealing from, you can tell that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s done with a lot of love.â&#x20AC;? ďż˝

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Now Change, which Doherty directed at St. Michael’s Playhouse in 2005 and Northern Stage in 2006 — balance hilarious high jinks with reflective numbers. “If you don’t play the contrast,” Doherty notes, “you end up with farce fatigue.” � Northern Stage’s production of Midlife! The Crisis Musical runs through May 6. For more info or tickets, visit www.northernstage. org or call 296-7000.

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Through the years, every one of my fares to H-town has gone haywire in some way or another. No-shows, runners, drunks who’ve forgotten where they live — all manner of hackie vexation. My customer scratched his nifty little beard and chuckled. He said, “Not so much as I used to, that’s for sure. I graduated from Johnson State a few years ago, and now I’m a legitimate citizen with a real job, the whole nine yards. I think my late-night partying days are numbered, to tell you the truth.” His reply didn’t surprise me. The man did not have the demeanor of an inveterate bar-hopper. For one obvious thing, he was sober. But, more subtly, he appeared to be genuinely at peace with himself. Folks who are driven to prowl the downtown clubs — weekend after weekend, year after year — are not so self-contained. Rather, they’re searching. Unfortunately, and at times tragically, what they’re searching for is rarely, if ever, found in a nightclub. “A legitimate citizen, huh?” I kept it going. “What did you study at school?” “Well, I got my teaching certification at Johnson, but before then I was at another college studying for a career in forestry. Around about my sophomore year, I started doing some research and discovered just how hard it is to land a job in that field. That’s when I transferred to Johnson. I’m now in my second year teaching at CVU.” “Well,” I said, “that does sound entirely legitimate. How do you like it?” “I love it! Every day I wake up just looking forward to getting in front of the class.

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nita Socinski rocks the world of high-end countertops, fireplaces, backsplashes and vanities through A&M Stoneworks, a custom-carving business she founded in 1996. (The “M” was a business partner who’s no longer involved.) The Colchester resident has stone in her bones: She grew up around Densmore Monument, a South Burlington shop long managed by her family, and where she Anita Socinski learned the trade. Now Socinski is Stonecutter and owner, A& M Stoneworks one of few women in the stonecutColchester ting field, one that demands 50hour work weeks handling 1000pound slabs of stone with her employees, Steve Perron and James Cicaloni. As a business owner and a single mom who raised two sons, now 20 and 16, Socinski has little free time for the Adirondack guide boat she’s building, the house she’s remodeling in Colchester, or the mountains she loves to climb. But custom installations mean she can escape the daily grind for travels around Vermont and New Hampshire. Recently, Socinski carved out a few moments to speak with Seven Days about stonecutting at her showroom in Colchester’s Creek Farm Plaza. SEVEN DAYS: I understand you were sort of introduced to the family business at age 7 — can you tell me more about that? ANITA SOCINSKI: My dad had to go out to cemeteries to get a rubbing, because people would have a family plot. He’d go out and check the lettering that was previously done. I was young, and it always seemed like we were out there in the middle of the night. It was dark and there was thunder and lightning and we had the radio on, and I’d be in [the car] by myself while he ran out to get the rubbing. It was like a ghost story. It was scary. SD: So I guess that didn’t turn you off from the stone business. Did you always know this is what you wanted to do? AS: I didn’t, actually. You want to see what else is out there. I worked for Electronic Data Systems and I was the mailroom supervisor, managing people; that worked out pretty good, I worked there for five or six years. Then I decided to start working at the medical center hospital, as a secretary, and I wanted to be a nurse, but I had a child and it was hard to go to school and take care of the child.

SD: You’re one of the only women in the field — what’s that like? AS: You know, the guy contractors that I meet are very supportive and very . . . I don’t want to say in awe, but they kind of are. They’re happy to have me there and want to see me succeed. If they see any woman that’s working hard, they’re going to respect them. I do exactly what they want, when they want it, and that’s the way it’s always been. And women are capable of it. It’s very interesting work. SD: What are the appeals of your job? AS: Working with a natural product made by the earth, and seeing how it reacts to things it comes up against. Every stone has a different hardness and density. SD: Where does the stone come from? AS: All over the world. Every country has probably seven different kinds. From Vermont, we have Danby white marble — I like that. It seems like people are looking for Vermont products, and they’ve shied away from marble because it’s very soft, but it’s as dense as some granites are.

SD: What’s the most popular stone? AS: Soapstone, and marbles are coming back around. Soapstone’s gotten a lot of publicity. Martha Stewart had it on her show, and it’s been on “This Old House.” It’s just a really nice thing to have, and it captures the feeling of an old country farmhouse. SD: How do most people find you? AS: Through their contractor. I have probably 15 high-end contractors that I work with, who have some multi-million-dollar projects going at a glacial pace. I might know about the project two years in advance. SD: So what’s a typical day like? AS: I try to be here four days a week and then go install. I’m gathering information from the contractors and ordering materials for the job, which is time-consuming. SD: What about the physical demands? Do you have to be very strong? Do you have to work out for work? AS: You have to be strong, yeah. But I get a lot of repetition here from picking up pieces every day. I can be on the end of a counter that weighs 300 pounds. But I know how to lift, and the other person has to know how to lift. You can hurt yourself pretty badly. But I’ve got all my fingers. SD: What are the hot areas for stone right now? AS: Kitchens, bathrooms, fireplaces, shelves around the kitchen, backsplashes. SD: What’s the most expensive stone? AS: There’s a manmade stone, it’s about $300 a square foot. But natural — I’d say the blue pearl, which is shimmery and has a lot of different flecks of color. SD: Do you have to counsel against certain types of stone?

AS: Yeah. An example would be polished marble on a countertop. Some marbles hold up in a bathroom, like the Vermont Danby white, but others will get water spots, so I recommend people hone it, which means just taking off the high polish. SD: What’s the most unusual project that you’ve done? AS: We did a staircase out of limestone. All of it came from Belgium, and some of the pieces didn’t come in quite right, and everything had to be flush. That was a memorable one. SD: Seasonally, does the pace change? AS: Oh, yeah. And in the last 11 years, I’ve never had a slowdown like I had this year in January and February. Just after Christmas I was ready to start on a job and they put the brakes on, so I was without something to do for a couple of months. I didn’t know what was going to happen, with the economy and the war. Nobody wanted to spend money. It was weird. SD: Do your kids have an interest in following in your footsteps? AS: They do. I’m telling them to see what else is out there beforehand. It can be OK. It can be stressful. You really have to be an organized person and have the confidence to project that you can do it. SD: And what are the benefits of stone over another material? AS: It’s a good feeling to know that — since we’re environmentally conscious — you’re doing something that’s not harming the environment. It doesn’t take a whole lot to get the stone. It’s a lot of people hours, but it’s not harming the environment to get it out of the earth. And it lasts forever. Got a comment on this story or ideas for another one? Contact Sarah Tuff at tuff@sevendaysvt.com.


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SEVEN DAYS | may 02-09, 2007 | feature 33A According to Gabriel, 27 of the 36 colonies in this field have survived the winter, with no sign of CCD. That’s not bad, considering that some migratory beekeepers in other states have reported losses of as much as 90 percent. “Twenty-five percent loss?” Gabriel asks rhetorically. “I’ll take it.” To a layman’s eye, bees may look like simpletons. But these pea-sized insects enact a “drama on a small scale,” Gabriel says. In every colony, he explains, worker bees (all of them women — go figure) select one sterile female egg for queenhood. They feed this proto-ruler “royal jelly” to soup up her sex organs — reproductive apparati Gabriel likens to a “rather complicated set of plumbing.” Once mature, he continues, “The virgin queen comes forth” by flying out of the hive. A horde of male suitors, or “drones,” buzzes after her in lusty pursuit. Finally, between six and 25 of the most macho dudes inseminate the queen with up to 8 million sperm, all in the midst of a “singles’ bar” frenzy.

California and Florida, according to Gabriel, it’s not uncommon for beekeepers to manage 20,000 or 30,000 colonies. State apiculturist Steve Parise confirms that out of 10 major commercial keepers statewide, only two import their bees from out of state. The practice may be shortsighted, but Gabriel suggests it’s “more a statement on the piss-poor price of honey” than anything else. Almond growers in California, he notes, pay $150 per colony for pollinator bees. By contrast, Shelburne Orchards pays $35. Like Vermont’s dairy industry, beekeeping has become increasingly less profitable in recent decades, especially for small commercial producers who don’t benefit from economies of scale. Mike Palmer, president of the Vermont Beekeepers’ Association, bemoans the fact that wholesale bee prices have increased sevenfold since the mid-1970s, while the retail value of honey hasn’t even doubled. A recent British study suggests — don’t laugh — that cellphones are to blame for the pollinator crisis. Apparently, cellie

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On a recent Thursday morning in Shelburne, orchardist Nick Cowles putters around on a vintage, baby-blue Ford tractor. It’s just warm enough for short sleeves: In a few weeks, acres of apple blossoms will open on orchards across the state, and bees will carry pollen from (male) “stamens” to (female) “pistils,” consummating the annual regeneration of Vermont’s approximately $20-million-peryear flagship fruit crop. Every apple ovary consists of five

shimmers on the horizon in kaleidoscopes of blue and gray. It’s almost as if Cowles and his trees have traveled back in time. Indeed, the guy resembles a kind of timeless, bucolic wizard — equal parts granger, hippie and hobbit. His stubbly face looks gnarled but handsome. A graying mane of hair blows in the breeze behind him. When Cowles smiles, his eyes twinkle. Today’s task? Digging holes with the frightening, 4-foot metal drill that dangles behind

friends. Which, as it turns out, they are: His father started leasing bees from Bill Mraz’s father, Charles, as early as the 1950s. Back then, Shelburne Orchards had 800 trees. Today it boasts 6000 — and the relationship between the two families is still healthy. “Whatever [Bill Mraz] is doing down there [in Middlebury], he’s doing a good job!” Cowles shouts. “His hives are really strong!” On the surface, Cowles is the kind of guy who doesn’t seem to

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been bleached and everything else, on top of drinking the water thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been bleached, then you have no immune system, and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re gonna be sick.â&#x20AC;? Woolsey prefers milder, Earthfriendly products, though he uses stronger ones when clients request them. When he can, he helps clients recycle. What about the corporate maid services? Not surprisingly, Woolsey isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a fan of his competition. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m very busy, and I could just as easily hire three or four people,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t find anybody honest enough to clean house, and hardworking enough to get the job done, and anal enough to pay attention to the details at the same time. You gotta have all three.â&#x20AC;? Woolsey also explains why chronically curious reporters probably wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make the best professional cleaners. Far from sharing hair-raising anecdotes about dirty houses, he

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takes his clientsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; privacy seriously enough to compare his role in their lives to that of a doctor. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You see something weird in someoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s house, it just doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t affect you,â&#x20AC;? he explains. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not personal. Somebody naturally interested in what other people do, they probably couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do that for a living. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to a different house every couple hours, and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be overwhelmed. You wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be able to get anything done.â&#x20AC;? Woolsey thinks a lot about housecleaning â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in fact, he came prepared for our meeting with notes written on index cards. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Housecleaning is good, hard, honest work, if you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mind getting up close and personal with peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s toilets,â&#x20AC;? one reads. Another: â&#x20AC;&#x153;When I go into someoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s house, I like to imagine that just anything that might be lying around might be their family heirloom.â&#x20AC;? The metaphor Woolsey likes to use to describe cleaning is Disneyesque: â&#x20AC;&#x153;You imagine fairies have been in there: Glitter, poof, the house is clean,â&#x20AC;? he says. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the image evoked on Whishbroomâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s homemade business cards, which show a broom stirring up dust that becomes


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tiny stars. Kimball designed the name and concept, which Woolsey sees as a good-luck talisman for the business: “She kind of, like, called the spirits and came up with this magical name, Whishbroom. It works like magic every time.” Kimball joins the conversation. With her cropped leather jacket and hip, ’80s-inspired hairstyle, it’s no surprise that she works at Burlington’s upscale salon Indigo. When do people know it’s time to hire a housecleaner? I ask, still fishing for guidance about my own predicament. “When they feel like they want to treat themselves, because they deserve it,” Woolsey answers. Kimball adds, “Or when you start being in a grumpy mood every day, and you’re complaining about the clutter in your house.” “Or you work too hard,” Woolsey picks up the tune. “After working all day, you want to come home and clean your house? Not really!” These two really know how to sell. And according to Woolsey, what they sell in their now-separate careers is pretty similar. “We’re both like therapists,” he says. “She cuts people’s hair, I clean their house, and both jobs are just like therapy for people.” He has a point. Viewed as a battle against germs, housework is a grim prospect at best, full of difficult choices like the one between using toxic chemicals and worrying about food poisoning. But on the macro level, there’s something intrinsically pleasant about coming home to a vacuumed floor or a neatly organized basement. Somehow the order outside puts things in order inside your head, too. Do you have to do the chores yourself to feel the satisfaction, or can a professional cleaning elf offer it to you? I’m curious, and Woolsey’s rates sound reasonable. But for now, until I get busier — and richer — the ascetic in me wins out. I remember my Swiss German grandmother, who used to come to my divorced dad’s house and promptly start wiping down cabinets. True, I barely even saw the dirty fingerprints she was attacking, much less cared. But when it comes to controlling your space and imposing your vision, I get where Grandma was coming from. Plus, after a day at the desk, some sweating feels good. Woolsey reminds me of another benefit of DIY cleaning: It’s cheaper than a gym membership. “Housecleaning, if you do it properly, is the hardest job in the world,” he insists. “But it’s the best aerobic workout you can possibly get.” �

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I EXHIBIT James McGarrell: “Window Jazz Inventions,” new abstracted paintings. Studio Place Arts, Barre. Through June 16.

ARTWORK “Trane” by James McGarrell

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t’s unusual for an internationally known, historically important artist to mount a substantial exhibition at a lesser-known, community-based arts center, but that’s exactly what’s happening at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Painter James McGarrell was born in 1930 and now lives in Newbury, Vermont. His illustrious career includes decades of teaching at the university level, winning nearly every major prize and grant available, and appearing in several of the most important exhibitions of the mid- to late 20th century. His SPA show, “Window Jazz Inventions,” unveils new work, demonstrating that McGarrell isn’t content to rest on his laurels or rehash the style of the images that made him famous. McGarrell is one of the few critically informed artists of his generation to reject nonobjective abstraction in favor of figuration. Ironically, his pieces in this exhibition have shifted gears to lose figurative, narrative content. As the show’s title implies, McGarrell is still working with the notion of a “window into space.” But in the works here, space is fractured and inhabited solely by rhythms, textures, lines and various states of pure color. Jazz has proved a popular theme for painters. McGarrell’s four monumental, 60-by-80-inch painterly vistas — “Bird,” “Trane,” “Prez” and “Hawk” — are all named for bebop greats. “Trane,” of course, refers to saxophone legend John Coltrane. Layers of

red-on-red patterning and ornamental brush strokes, especially noticeable in the upper, pale-green areas of the canvas, seem to jostle for attention, while broader foreground swaths of darker color pull into focus the smaller shapes deep in the picture plane. “Prez” was the nickname of another sax great — Lester Young. Like that of “Trane,” its hot-red backdrop seems to glow, though the painting has cooler passages. It also has the most Matisse-like use of patterning. Areas that appear to have been stenciled aren’t. Rather,

inch panels combined horizontally. He calls it a “reversible diptych,” since it works equally well regardless of which side is left and which is right. One of the panels has a broad area of light purple that functions as a window; an abstract doorway appears in the other panel, making the diptych seem like a room interior. Wide, dark brushstrokes act like shadows, falling over the middle of the picture planes. Curator Mark Waskow writes in his statement for the show that there “are a limited number of truly sig-

McGarrell isn’t content to rest on his laurels or rehash the style of the images that made him famous. McGarrell superbly cuts into negative space to sharpen edges where needed, and he scumbles wildly at other intervals. Any painter or observer who understands this surface will no doubt appreciate the “performance.” Not all of McGarrell’s paintings are monumental, but jazz is at the heart of every one. The artist borrowed song titles for most of his smaller pieces. “Easy to Love” is the moniker of a Cole Porter tune reinvented by Charlie Parker and Dizzy Gillespie. McGarrell’s version is a pleasing pair of two 16-by-16-

nificant, recognized, world-class artists who create works here in Vermont. I believe that it is important for those who ‘make it’ to come back and show others tangibly that it is possible, that it can be done. It is motivational to the next generation, and it provides credibility to the local institutions.” The James McGarrell show brings plenty of cred to Studio Place Arts. The painter is as virtuosic with his brush as the musicians he hails were with their instruments. m


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JACLYN DAVIDSON & LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: "The Nature of Metal," flora in gold and steel; and "Blooms and Landscapes," monotypes, color graphs and mixed-media paintings, respectively. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 6602032. Reception May 4, 5-8 p.m. Through May. ROCK POINT SCHOOL 9TH-12TH GRADERS: "Inspired on the Road Less Traveled," student artworks in multiple media. Rose Street Gallery, Burlington, 863-1104. Reception May 4, 6-7:30 p.m. Through May. ASH LAROSE: "Les Filles," photography. Red Square, Burlington, 8598909. Reception May 4, 6-9 p.m. Through May. CHRIS CURTIS & NORI MORIMOTO: The two Vermont sculptors, working in stone and harvested wood, respectively, are the first subjects of a monthlong lecture-exhibit series entitled "Three Fridays in May: Conversations on Contemporary Art in Vermont." Reception May 4, 6 p.m., followed by remarks from UVM professor and sculptor Nancy Dwyer on the two men's works. Exhibit through May 11. CASSANDRA KABLER & JOAN POTKAY: "Spirit of the Mark," paintings and monotypes in which gestural brushstrokes are integral. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 295-8008. Reception May 4, 6-8 p.m. Through May. 20TH ANNUAL MEMBERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; SHOW: Sculptures. Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, W. Rutland, 4382097. Reception May 5, 5-7 p.m. Through June 3. THANGKA EXHIBITION: More than 20 Tibetan thangka scroll-paintings, used by lamas in ceremonial processions, presented by local resident Polly Mahoney and the InnerAsia/ InnerSanctuary, Bridgewater Mill Gallery, 672-1632. Lecture, "Buddhist Art, Music and Tradition of Thangka Paintings," by Geshe Kunkhen, and a chant/prayer for world peace, May 5, 5-7 p.m. Exhibition through May.

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TALKS/ EVENTS DUG NAP OPEN STUDIO SALE: Paintings, cards and prints by the local artist. Dug Nap Art Studio/Gallery, 184 Church St., Burlington, 860-1386. May 4, 6-9 p.m.; May 5 & 6, 1-6 p.m. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: More than 40 galleries and and other venues stay open late to welcome pedestrian art viewers around Burlington. Find ArtMap guides at participating locations. Info, info@artmapburlington .com or 264-4839. May 4, 5-8 p.m. ‘FROM COLD WAR TO THIN ICE: TRANSFORMING CULTURAL AUTHORITY IN INUIT ART CURATING AND WRITING’: Norman Vorano, curator of contemporary Inuit Art at the Canadian Museum of Civilization, gives a talk in conjunction with a current exhibit. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603646-2808. May 4, 4:30 p.m. SUNDAY GALLERY TALK: A discussion of current exhibition "Burlington and Winooski 1920-2020." Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. May 6, 3 p.m. ‘GLOBAL WARMING: INTERPRETING THE FACTS’: Bjorn Lomborg, author of The Skeptical Environmentalist, gives a lecture, followed by a moderated discussion with Bill McKibben, in conjunction with a current exhibition. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 443-5008. May 8, 7 p.m.

ONGOING :: burlington area GROUP SHOW: Paintings, photographs, prints, sculpture and mixed media by eight Vermont artists. Maltex Building, hallways on all four floors, Burlington, 865-7166. Through October. SANDRA MUDGE & GABRIEL BORAY: Constructed houses and scenes using found objects, Gates 1 & 2; and oil paintings, Skyway. Burlington International Airport, 865-7166. Through May. SENIOR GUILD ANNUAL EXHIBITION: "Inspirations," works by local elders. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Through May. ELISABETH HOWLAND: "Crepuscule Vespers," lith-printed silver-gelatin photographs. Community Darkroom, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Through June. SPRING STREET MURALS: Murals made by residents of Spring Street, Mezzanine Gallery, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7200. Through June. NEIL CALLAHAN: "Rock 'n' Roll Retrospective," photographs of iconic musicians. Viva Espresso, Burlington, 660-8482. Through May. KATHERINE PLANTE: Pencil, pastel and charcoal works, Dining Room; and MAKASI SIRIWAYO: Paintings in mixed media, Bar; and MAUREEN SHORT: "The Sacred Web of Life," photographic images of nature, Greenhouse. Daily Planet, Burlington, 8629647. Through May. OPEN STUDIO SHOW: A group show featuring paintings, sculpture, drawing, music and digital art by 11 Vermont artists. Artists' Mediums, Williston, 879-1236. May 7-27. GEORGE BREISCH GONZALEZ & GREG MAMCZAK: "Symbols, Origins and Meanings," new paintings. Studio STK, Burlington, 657-3333. Through May 23.

ROY CAMPBELL & CATHERINE HALL: "Metal, Plaster, Wax," metal kinetic sculpture and creatures in plaster and wax, respectively. 215 College St. Artists' Cooperative, Burlington, 8633662. Through May 20. MELINDA WHITE BRONSON: The 12foot sculptural installation "Good News Angel" celebrates the formation of the Vermont chapter of the Episcopal Church in the Visual Arts. St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, 951-

9942. Through May. ANNELEIN BEUKENKAMP: "Among the Lilies," floral watercolors. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through May 29. CAROLLE LARUE BOUCHETT & TIM WERNER: Paintings and photographs. The Gallery Corner at Ashley Furniture, Burlington, 425-3374. Through June. ELISA FREEMAN: Paintings and drawings. Pursuit Gallery, Burlington, 8623883. Through May 6.

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<exhibitions> ONGOING << 51A BARBARA COHEN: Abstract painted Polaroids by the artist based in Provincetown and New York City. Kasini House, Burlington, 2644839. Through May 5. ELISABETH HOWLAND: Sepia photographs. The Art Space at Cynthea's Spa, Burlington, 9994601. Through May 12. TARI SWENSON: "Inside the Brush," sumi ink calligraphy paintings in Chinese and Japanese styles. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington, 652-4500. Through May 5. ‘BURLINGTON AND WINOOSKI 1920-2020: THE EVOLUTION OF OUR BUILT ENVIRONMENT’: An exhibit of historical and contemporary photographs, architectural and engineering drawings, models and film that examines the impact of urban renewal and historic preservation on the two cities, through June 24; and AMBREEN BUTT: "I Need a Hero," an installation by the contemporary artist that responds to a recent human rights case in Pakistan and employs the medium of Indian miniature painting, through June 24; and 'TOURISM: CURIOUS CONQUESTS AND UNLIKELY TROPHIES': a collection of souvenirs from exotic locales from the permanent collection, curated by UVM's museum anthropology class, Wilbur Room, through June 10. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750.

:: champlain valley JANET FREDERICKS: Drawings about water. Danforth Pewter, Middlebury, 388-8666. Through May 7. 'WHEN AN ARTIST COLLECTS’: An eclectic group show of artworks by others collected by artist/gallery owner Fran Bull. Gallery in-theField, Brandon, 247-0125. Through May 27. ROBERT ADAMS: "Turning Back: A Photographic Journal of Re-exploration," a portfolio of images that provide a commentary on the relationship America has with its forests, through June 3; and 'ART NOW: TRANSPARENCY': threedimensional works in mixed media by eight artists who explore transparent visual phenomena, through June 3; and 'CHINESE BLUE-ANDWHITE PORCELAINS OF THE MING AND QING DYNASTIES': Originating in the 14th century, this collection includes prized pieces made for the imperial court, through December 9, 2007. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007.

:: central ROBIN LAHUE: "Level of Vision," new water-based oil paintings of illusionistic vistas and older mixedmedia paintings. City Center, Montpelier, 485-7770. Through June 2. EMILY SLOAN, ZIVAH & HUNTER SOLOMON: "Photographic Vision: A Journey into Land & Water," a mother, daughter and son show landscape photography in blackand-white and color. Rhapsody, Montpelier, esloan@forestwatch.org. Through May. MAGGIE GENDRON: Paintings. The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@ yahoo.com. Through May. CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIES: Works by members. Montpelier City Hall, 229-9416. Through May 14.

JAMES MCGARRELL: "Window Jazz Inventions," new abstracted paintings by the Vermont artist. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through June 16. CHRISTA STOOK: Pencil drawings and watercolors. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, 485-8467. Through May 26. MICHAEL T. JERMYN: "Discovering the Secret Language of Trees and Other Magnificent Epiphanies," photographs with a painterly approach. Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through June 1. MARY FIFIELD: "Innocent Journey," sketches of the pregnant figure, acrylic paintings and bas-relief in plaster. Phoenix Rising, Montpelier, 229-0522. Through May. KLARA CALITRI, DAVID MARTIN & NINA GABY: Three Vermont artists interpret clay: folkloric designs in the European tradition, gravityassisted raku, and smoked earthenware and clay monoprints, respectively. Nina Gaby Studio & Gallery, Brookfield, 276-3726. Through May. SIGRID LIUM: Paintings by the local artist. Ronin Salon for Men, White River Junction. Through June 14. CENTER FOR PHOTO STUDIES: The member show includes color and black-and-white photographs by Bob Belenky, Margaret Blanchard, Dan Neary, Sandra Shenk and Annie Tiberio Cameron. City Hall, Montpelier, pboyd@vhcb.org. Through May 15. SUKI CHIAPPARA: "Shadow Boxes and Shrines: Celebrating the Sacred in Found Objects," mixed-media assemblages and dioramas. The Back Wall Gallery at The ReStore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Through May. BILL RAMAGE: A drawing retrospective. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 468-1266. Through May 12. LYNNE BARTON & EMMA GLUCKMAN: Charcoal drawings of the natural world, and photographs using a 50-year-old Agfa Jsolette camera, respectively, by the mother and daughter artists. The Brick Box at The Paramount, Rutland, 7750570. Through May 5. RACHEL KAHN-FOGEL: "Fire, Ice and Desire," paintings. Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through May. MARK MERRILL: "Born Free Radicals," a strange and color-saturated glimpse into the artist's science, and a heroic-scale Periodic Table of Modern Elements. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 356-2776. Through May 26. JANET VAN FLEET: "Curious Lifeforms," anthropomorphic sculptural figures made from found wood, metal and objects. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through May 14.

:: northern ‘MASTERS OF VERMONT 2007’: Paintings by Martha Wood Belcher, Hilda Belcher, Ruth G. Mould and Mary Bryan. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through June 17. JAKE GEER & DON HUBER: Landscape paintings, and Vermont outdoor scenes in oil, respectively. The Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-6007. Through May 12. VERMONT WATERCOLOR SOCIETY: A members' annual spring show on the theme "Fresh Art: Watercolors

for a New Season." Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-1818. Through May 20. VALERIE BOGDAN, MARJORIE KRAMER & SHANNON MATTHEW LONG: "In the Middle of the Forest, There Is a Calm," paintings and sculptures inspired by walking in the woods. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson, 635-1700. Through May 17.

:: southern ‘THE ABSTRACT SHOW’: More than 10 artists from the area and beyond show non-representational works in a variety of media. Pegasus Gallery, Quechee, 2967693. Through May 6.

:: regional SENIOR EXHIBITION: More than 250 works in multiple media by 22 studio artists and one art historian. Myers Fine Arts Building, SUNY Plattsburgh, www.plattsburgh.edu. Through May 12. MAURICE DENIS: "Earthly Paradise," a retrospective of paintings, decorative ensembles, graphic works and photographs by the French painter (1870-1943), whose work is imbued with poetic symbolism, through May 20; and 'ONCE UPON A TIME WALT DISNEY': More than 300 illustrated European publications that inspired the creations of Disney Studios, through June 24. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, U.S. tickets: 1-800-678-5440. $15/7.50. ‘THIN ICE: INUIT TRADITIONS WITHIN A CHANGING ENVIRONMENT’: The first comprehensive exhibition of the college's Arctic collections features Inuit art and artifacts and conveys the culture's connection to nature, through May 13; and 'OUR LAND: CONTEMPORARY ART FROM THE ARCTIC': The first major exhibition of works in multiple media from artists in Canada's newest territory, Nunavut, through May 20; and SUBHANKAR BANERJEE: "Resource Wars in the American Arctic," photographs from the National Wildlife Refuge in northeastern Alaska, through May 20; and 'PILOBOLUS COMES HOME: THREE DECADES OF DANCE': Photographs, through July 8. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-6462426.

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After his first performance for the insurgents, whom Mr. Little treated to his spot-on impressions of long-deceased actors like Tyrone Power and Alan Ladd, the new strategy seemed to be paying dividends, with many insurgents on the brink of giving up.

I’m going to do Nixon, but instead of having him say, “I’m not a crook,” he’ll say “I’m not a Kurd.” Mr. Little

“I have had enough,” pleaded insurgent Hassan El-Medfaii, who attended Mr. Little’s show. “Please make the bombing stop.” Elsewhere, in yet another display of prowess with the ladies, Angelina Jolie today left Brad Pitt for World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz.

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com

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The Technological Tourist What is Paris without a travel guide? For anyone who calls the City of Lights home, no guide is necessary. Even the frequent traveler will know how to get around without a miniature encyclopedia of places to go, things to do and sites to see. For the rest of us, bring on Frommer’s and Fodor’s. We don’t want to get lost. The authors of The Unofficial Tourists’ Guide to Second Life figured that if you are not one of the 6 million or so visitors and itinerant residents of this expansive virtual world, you need a guide. Even if you’ve dipped into this virtual Wonderland in the past, it might help to have someone point out some of the interesting back alleys and steer you clear of trouble with a little local advice. In a place as big and weird as “Second Life,” it helps to have someone hold your hand and lead you around. Let’s go! For the uninitiated, “SL” works like a giant game of “World of WarCraft,” but with fewer rules. While “WoW” boasts more than 7 million players worldwide paying around $15 a month for the chance to get ahead in the swords-and-sorcery racket, “SL” fills its growing digital real estate with the random thoughts and architectural aspirations of its residents. Where “WoW” lets you live the life of a heroic dwarf, “Second Life” doesn’t mind if you just putter around in a flying car or spend a while remaking your in-game character from a cute rave boy into a towering Amazonian roller-derby queen. In place of goals, objectives and points, “SL” offers tools to let the players build whatever they want. Often that comes in the form of games. It’s just as likely, though, to appear as commerce, frivolity and vice. Spend some time in the “SL” version of Amsterdam, and you’ll discover that the red-light district has taken over. Or slip over to the Vampire Empire for a little gothic amusement. Just need to relax? The guide points you to Luskwood for a chat with a giant, talking bunny. Whether you’re stocking a digital bar in a dingy imaginary nightclub or trying to teach people about psychosis, nothing in the ever-growing grid of places in “SL” will take you far from fun. The guide recognizes this, and its advice focuses firmly on enjoyment. This book shows that the digital age of armchair travel has reached an exotic new destination. Who’s It For: Anyone over 18 is invited into the world of “Second Life.” And with free starter accounts and software for both the Mac and PC, almost anyone will enjoy, or at least remember, a visit to this dreamland.

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If You Like This, Try That: If “Second Life” seems a little unstructured, but you like the idea of hanging out with real people pretending to be someone else, then try any of the wide variety of massively multiplayer online games. Some choice picks include “City of Heroes,” “Lord of the Rings Online” and the everpopular “World of WarCraft.” Best Part: Unlike many online games, the “SL” world was designed so that no magic portals or teleporters are necessary to explore the land. To get from one place to another you can walk or fly, taking in the sites and enjoying the serendipity of exploring a strange new world. Play Money: One of the many original features of “Second Life” is its economy. While many online games have a shadowy black market of magic swords and suits of armor traded for cash on eBay, “Second Life” remains unique in its use of an in-world dollar that is legally exchangeable for U.S. currency. Moreover, the economic traffic inside “Second Life” has reached impressive levels. On a typical day in April, more than $1.5 million worth of barter happened inside its digital domain.

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facture one penny, the U.S. Treasury spends 1.4 cents. To process petroleum for use in operating a car, the oil industry expends 20 percent more energy than the gasoline yields. These are the kinds of situations you’ve urgently got to avoid in the coming week, Aries. You need to get substantially more out of any project than what you put into it. So choose your fuel wisely. Be resourceful in your push for greater efficiency.

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outsourcing of fortune telling is well underway. Psychics and astrologers from India have been showering me with email invitations to take advantage of their services. “By the grace of the towering flames of goodness that burn the roof of our temple,” said one, “we have pledged to slave away our lives to cause the happy encroachment of bubbling karma on your masterful head. We will coax and guide the effects of various planets on the living accidents of your health so as to ease your slippery ride.” I suspect you’ll soon get puzzling offers of help like this, Taurus. You may even be given gifts you can barely make sense of and receive blessings that seem irrelevant or unlike anything you imagined you needed. My advice: Don’t ignore them. They will ultimately turn out to be quite useful.

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you, I’d pursue other adventures besides hanging from a cliff by my fingernails and sweating bullets. But if that kind of thing really gets you off and teaches you the lessons you think you need, I’ll give you my grudging astrological permission to continue — providing that you stop no later than May 20. But if you’d consider trying some less manic and more constructive ways to explore your heroic urges, I have a few suggestions. You could wrestle the angels who will only give you their gifts if you fight for them. You could break off relations with green-eyed monsters and yellow-bellied soul-suckers.

Or you could dive into the abyss and try to retrieve the treasure that got hurled down into the muck some time back.

The time is right for you to gaze at the big picture of your life from on high, and then formulate a revised set of long-term plans.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): What is the holiest river in the world? Some might say the Ganges in India. Others would propose the Jordan River or the River Nile. But in accordance with current astrological omens, I say the holiest river is the one that’s closest to where you are right now. Your assignment is to go to that river and commune with it. Throw something valuable into it as an offering, and ask it to teach you how to feel more reverence and amazement and curiosity for everything in your life. By the time we meet here next week, I hope you will have walked on holy streets, praised holy people, hugged holy trees, kissed holy ground, and even shopped at holy stores.

LIbRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Through a tip from one of my readers, I discovered that the California State Division of Unclaimed Property was holding $405.85 for me from a class action lawsuit settled 15 years ago. The agency had a very old address on file, and didn’t know how to get in touch with me. I contacted them, and am now a bit richer. I predict you will experience a comparable event in the coming week. It’s possible that like me, you’ll gain possession of a resource you didn’t even know has been yours. Or maybe you’ll inherit your great-uncle’s coin collection or be reunited with a dream you lost track of. In one way or another, Libra, I believe the past will give you a gift.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In the game of

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Have you

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is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place,” said Pablo Picasso, “from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing stranger, from a spider’s web.” Now substitute your own name for “the artist” in the above statement, Scorpio, and you’ll have your assignment for the coming week. In other words, be alert for and open to the feelings flooding toward you from every direction. Regard the whole world as a giant classroom where you’ll be taking a crash course to upgrade your emotional intelligence.

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ou really have to feel sorry for Philip K. Dick. Not just because he’s dead. And not because, like so many creative visionaries, he died broke. No, the rawest deal of all for the posthumously appreciated sci-fi scribe is the treatment his work has received at the hands of Hollywood. Dick’s novels and short stories pack more innovative ideas on a given page than you’ll find in the lifetime output of any dozen industry hacks. This originality has made his writings an irresistible resource for movie makers. That’s made his descendants rich. Unfortunately, it hasn’t made for a whole lot of quality cinema. With a couple of exceptions — Blade Runner and, to a certain degree, A Scanner Darkly — most of the pictures based on Dick’s work have incorporated the source material’s mind-bending premise

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A BLACKLISTED A pretty spy gets intel and gets naked in Paul Verhoeven’s uneven World War II movie

Dutch friend once told me she liked the films of Paul Verhoeven because they presented America as it appears through her countrymen’s eyes: a cartoon full of big breasts, bulging biceps and white teeth. From Basic Instinct to Starship Troopers to the camp classic Showgirls, the Dutch director has built his Hollywood career on exaggeration. Now he’s returned home and turned his lens on his own nation with Black Book, an espionage drama set in the occupied Netherlands in 1944. It’s a bleak setting and a serious, Oscar-bait subject — the heroine is a Jewish woman who survives by hiding her heritage and sleeping with a Nazi. Can Verhoeven resist his impulse to paint everything bigger and brighter than life? Rachel Stein, the ex-cabaret singer played by Carice van Houten, has something in common with Verhoeven — she likes to have fun. In early scenes, we see her bop around to forbidden “English music,” sunbathe in her undies, and hitch a ride on a handsome man’s boat. When the farmhouse where she’s been hiding is bombed, Rachel barely bats an eyelash. When her parents and brother are slaughtered in an attempt to flee the country, she looks stricken but quickly moves on. Soon she’s kidding around with Resistance fighters and sharing a bed with a Hauptsturmführer in the SS (Sebastian Koch). True, she only wants information that might help free prisoners, but that doesn’t stop her from developing affection for the Nazi. After all, he lost his own family in the war. And he’s a big dork who collects stamps, so how evil could he be?

and chucked the rest, replacing his storyline and sensibility with standard-issue actionthriller mechanics. Total Recall, Screamers, Imposter, Minority Report and Paycheck are good examples, but I doubt there’ll soon be a better one than Next. Lee (Die Another Day) Tamahori directs this adaptation of “The Golden Man,” a short story with virtually no connection to this motion picture beyond a single component of its premise: The central character has the power to see two minutes into his future. Nicolas Cage stars as Cris Johnson, an individual who, as we learn in the film’s opening sequence, seeks nothing more from life than to stay under the radar. He’s found the perfect cover for a fellow with his special gift — smalltime Vegas magician. Cage is careful not to attract attention when playing blackjack, for example: Though he could win indefinitely, he limits his take to modest stacks. When he’s not performing or bilking casinos, he spends his time — particularly the time around 8 in the morning — at a coffee shop, incongruously sipping a martini and waiting for the love of his life, Jessica Biel, to walk in, as he saw her do in a vision way more than two minutes earlier. Here’s where things get wacky. The guy’s spent his entire life blending in, lying low, doing nothing that will get him noticed — yet suddenly half the planet has him in its crosshairs. The FBI wants his help in preventing a terrorist attack in L.A., both casino secu-

People forced to survive extreme circumstances develop extreme resilience, so there’s a certain realism in Rachel’s whatever attitude. The problem is that the movie often seems to share it. There’s no scene in Black Book that’s half as chilling as one second of the fascist villain’s screen time in last year’s Pan’s Labyrinth. When that character put his revolver to the head of a wounded anti-fascist fighter, the whole audience was still. We felt his conviction that he was doing the right thing, and that was scary. By comparison, Verhoeven’s Nazis come off as

rity and the Las Vegas Police Department are on his trail, and even the Eurotrash terrorists are gunning for him. Naturally, the script offers no explanation for his abruptly heightened profile. We’re also never told why Cage isn’t eager to help save the 8 million lives the Bureau (in the form of a one-note Julianne Moore) tells him are at risk. When he finally does bump into Biel, he hitches a ride out of town with her, and the movie settles into chase mode for the next hour or so. Eventually Moore catches up with Cage and persuades him to use his power for good. This results in her strapping him into a special Clockwork Orange chair with little doodads that hold his eyes open so he can watch TV news and see where the tragedy will unfold when it makes headlines in the future. Which raises a couple of additional questions: Why does Moore need to force his eyes open if he’s volunteering to watch television? And how can Cage all of a sudden see more than two minutes into the future? It hardly matters. The movie’s makers have run so low on ideas by the final act that they fall back on two of the medium’s currently most abused clichés. First there’s the prolonged shoot-out on a harbor city’s docks — since Cage can see the path bullets will take before they’ve been fired, he’s able to sidestep them in Matrix-reminiscent slo-mo. Then there’s the Big Surprise Twist. I’ll be honest. It did surprise me. As cheesy and riddled with logic problems as Next is, I never suspected its creators would stoop as low as they do in the final moment of this film. And for that I blame myself. This is a Nicolas Cage movie — he’s even credited as a producer. After recent anything-for-a-buck rip-offs such as Ghost Rider, The Wicker Man and National Treasure, I suppose I should have seen it coming. RICK KISONAK

slightly clownish. It doesn’t help that the film’s music and dialogue often sound as if they belong in an older movie version of World War II — half Casablanca, half Raiders of the Lost Ark. This is the type of film in which a villain poisons someone and then purrs, “This will put you to sleep . . . forever!” Van Houten carries the movie with a toss of her peroxided head. That coiffure and her perfect red Cupid’s bow lips are lures Rachel uses to wind bad and good guys around her little finger. While her smile charms, tension and contempt show in her eyes. Unfortunately, the only way Verhoeven finds to reveal Rachel’s inner angst is to give her an occasional noisy breakdown. Defter, grittier writing and direction would have kept us in her head every step of the way. As a rousing spy film and a mystery with twists galore, Black Book is good entertainment. The script does touch on the thorny question of the Dutch gentiles’ complicity in the deaths of their Jewish compatriots. Even the Resistance fighters show some antiSemitism — “They’re all alike,” one sneers, when Rachel is believed to have betrayed the cause. Ultimately, Black Book is to World War II what the TV series “24” is to today’s “war on terror.” It’s a glossy thrill-ride in which mass deaths are a background to personal heroism, and trauma is shrugged off or erased with a crying jag. But if the sight of van Houten topless inspires some college kid to crack a history book, Verhoeven will have achieved more than he did with all the nipples in Showgirls. MARGOT HARRISON


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BIG PICTURE THEATER

Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994. wednesday 2 — thursday 3 Woody Allen retrospective 6, 8. For films, see www.bigpicturetheater.info. friday 4 — thursday 10 *Words of My Perfect Teacher 5, 7:30. In the Land of Women 6, 8.

BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293.

wednesday 2 — thursday 3 *Spider-Man 3 Midnight (Thu only). Shooter 6:40. The Reaping 7. Meet the Robinsons 6:30. Disturbia 6:50. friday 4 — thursday 10 *Spider-Man 3 12:50 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9:10 (Fri & Sat). Shooter 1:10 & 3:55 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9:15 (Fri & Sat). Meet the Robinsons 1 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:40. The Reaping 8:30 (Fri & Sat). Disturbia 1:20 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:20 (Fri & Sat). Times subject to change.

friday 4 — thursday 10 *Spider-Man 3 12:10 (Fri-Sun), 1, 1:50, 2:50, 3:20, 4:10, 5, 6:10, 6:40, 7:20, 8:30, 9:50, 10:15 (Sat & Sun). *Lucky You 1:10, 3:50, 6:50, 9:40. The Invisible 1:20, 3:40, 7:10, 9:45. Disturbia 1:05, 4:15, 7, 9:30. Fracture 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9:10. Next 1:40, 4:20, 6:45, 9:20. Blades of Glory 1:15, 9. Meet the Robinsons 12:30 (Fri-Sun), 1:10 (Mon-Thu). The Condemned 9:35. In the Land of Women 3:30, 6:20. Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

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wednesday 2 — thursday 3 *Spider-Man 3 Midnight (Thu only). Next 7:30. Disturbia 7:30. Blades of Glory 7:30.

wednesday 2 — thursday 3 Are We Done Yet? 12:40, 2:40. Blades of Glory 5, 7:10, 9:20. The Condemned 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40. Disturbia 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:20. Fracture 1, 4, 6:50, 9:30. The Invisible 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Meet the Robinsons 12:30, 2:40, 4:45, 7, 9. Next 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. Vacancy 12:45, 2:45, 4:45, 7:15, 9:40.

wednesday 2 — thursday 3 *Spider-Man 3 Midnight (Thu only). Black Book 2:30, 6:30, 9:15. Fracture 2, 4:20, 7, 9:30. Blades of Glory 2:20, 4:40, 7:15, 9:35. The Lives of Others 2:40, 6:40, 9:20. In the Land of Women 2:10, 4:30, 7:05, 9:25. Miss Potter 2:25, 4:15, 6. Grindhouse 8.

friday 4 — thursday 10 *Spider-Man 3 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 3:30 (Fri), 6:30 (Fri-Sun), 7:30 (Mon-Thu), 9:15 (Fri-Sun). *Lucky You 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 3:30 (Fri), 6:45 (Fri-Sun), 7:30 (Mon-Thu), 9:15 (Fri-Sun). Next 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 3:30 (Fri), 7 (Fri-Sun), 7:30 (MonThu), 9 (Fri-Sun).

friday 4 — thursday 10 *Spider-Man 3 12:30, 1, 3:30, 4, 6:30, 7, 9:30, 10. *Lucky You 1:15, 4:10, 6:45, 9:20. The Condemned 9:35. Disturbia 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:20. Fracture 1, 4, 6:50, 9:30. The Invisible 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Meet the Robinsons 12:30, 2:40, 4:45, 7. Next 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. Times subject to change.

MAJESTIC 10

Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 2 — thursday 3 *Spider-Man 3 Midnight (Thu only). Next 1:40, 4:30, 7:20, 9:40. The Condemned 1:10, 4, 6:45, 9:25. The Invisible 1:20, 4:10, 7:05, 9:35. Disturbia 1:05, 3:50, 7, 9:30. Fracture 1, 3:25, 6:40, 9:15. In the Land of Women 1:15, 3:30, 6:30, 9. Are We Done Yet? 1:25, 6:20. Blades of Glory 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 9:35. Meet the Robinsons 1, 3:05, 5:10, 7:15. Perfect Stranger 3:40, 8:50. Vacancy 1:35, 4:05, 6:50, 9:10. 300 9:20.

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friday 4 — thursday 10 *Spider-Man 3 1, 3:50, 6:40, 9:20. *Lucky You 1:10, 3:40, 6:50, 9:35. *The Wind That Shakes the Barley 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:25. Fracture 2, 4:20, 7, 9:30. Black Book 2:30, 6:30, 9:15. The Lives of Others 1:30, 6:35. Blades of Glory 4:30, 9:10. Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

PALACE CINEMA 9

Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 2 — thursday 3 *Spider-Man 3 Midnight (Thu only). Hot Fuzz 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:25. Next 10:30 (Thu), 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters 1:45, 4:10, 7:05, 9:35. The Namesake 10:30 (Thu), 1:10, 3:50, 6:30, 9:10. The Hoax 1:25, 3:55, 6:50, 9:20. In the Land of Women 1:15, 3:35, 6:35. The Host 3:40, 8:45. Disturbia 1:05, 3:30, 6:40, 9:15. Perfect Stranger 9:05. Blades of Glory 1:40, 4:05, 6:55, 9:15. Meet the Robinsons 1:20, 6:30.

SUNSET DRIVE-IN

Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 862-1800.

TAKE-OUT AVAILABLE • BYOB Essex Shoppes & Cinema 878-2788 Mon-Sat 11:30am-9:00pm Sun 12-7pm

thursday 3 *Spider-Man 3 Midnight.

24 Main St, Downtown Winooski: 655-4888 Mon-Sat 11:30am-2:30pm / 4–9 pm Closed Sun

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WELDEN THEATER

104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888. wednesday 2 — thursday 3 Closed until *Spider-Man 3 Midnight (Thu only). friday 4 — thursday 10 *Spider-Man 3 2 (Sat & Sun), 6:45, 9:15. Disturbia 2 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9. Meet the Robinsons 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7. The Condemned 4 (Sat & Sun), 9.

Schedules for the following theaters were not available at press time. CAPITOL SHOWPLACE 93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343. PARAMOUNT THEATRE 211 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

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Falk, works with a team of eco-warriors and consultants from across the globe. A couple of key players: Michael Blazewicz, who specializes in aquatic ecosystems, and Chris Shanks, an ethnobotanist and horticulturalist. The “whole systems” part of the equation has to do with the holistic nature of the WSD team’s approach. As the website

in the worldview of the whole systems design team, every part of the landscape has the potential to become a food-producing resource. Will we have global warming to thank for these newfound edibles? Not necessarily. Thanks to the pioneering work of Moretown-based Whole Systems Design, LLC, at least a few Vermont locales will boast balmy “microclimates” that support crops not known to thrive in the Green Mountains. Clever landscaping and new forms of gardening will bring us these fruits, whether or not the climate does the warming for us. WSD specializes in “edible landscaping.” It sounds simple enough: Instead of growing plants that are merely ornamental, landowners can beautify their properties with plants that also produce comestibles. The company’s director, 29-year-old Ben

explains, “We aim to design places so that lines between the ‘human’ and the ‘natural’ disappear . . . Our approach synthesizes ecology, landscape architecture, site development, construction, farming, education and other disciplines.” WSD designs buildings that are fueled by renewable resources, and gardens — both traditional and nontraditional — that fuel the people who live and work in those buildings. The company’s projects have included several residential properties, an outdoor sauna and an elementary school kitchen garden. But WSD’s biggest challenge — and most visible showcase — is the Teal Farm in Huntington. With 1296 acres, a seemingly limitless budget and a 100-year

timeline, it’s a landscape designer’s dream. The land, on the western side of the Green Mountains, encompasses a wide range of ecosystems — wetlands, forests and fields. According to WSD’s plans, in a few years every one of them will be contributing to a living, food-bearing, regenerative landscape. Teal Farm is owned by Melissa Hoffman, director of LivingFuture, a nonprofit that aims to “create ecologically intelligent food, energy and building systems that . . . perpetually enhance the environment.”

The farm, which is also Hoffman’s residence, will serve as a prototype of a healthy agricultural system. Falk predicts that the farm will be “one of the most diverse, coldclimate foods systems to be implemented in the world.” WSD staff have been working with Hoffman on the site design for the past two years. The massive document they’ve created together includes a 100-year plan for the farm, a list of hundreds of plant species the >> 0 B

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their knowledge to improve the environment. It’s important to remember, notes Shanks, that “We’re part of the eco-system; we’re not separate from it.” In the worldview of the WSD team, every part of the landscape has the potential to become a food-producing resource. Teal Farm’s wetlands will harbor wild rice, fish and cranberries. The thousand-acre forest that makes up most of the property will produce ginseng, wild leeks, fiddlehead ferns and a variety of fungi, such as oyster mushrooms, reishi, hen of the woods and maitaki. Today’s Vermont forest supports only a few of the species that thrived there a few hundred years ago, says Falk. Given the number of crops that can be grown in the woods, Falk, Blazewicz and Shanks are frustrated by the practice of setting aside acres of forest land to be “conserved” and “preserved.” In their view, leaving the “natural” landscape untouched is often not the best choice. When European

settlers arrived, Shanks explains, “They didn’t see crops in straight lines,” so they didn’t think the land was being managed. “But really,” he adds, “it was so much more sophisticated.” Thoughtful planting inside the forests could provide more food for animals that are being displaced by urban sprawl, and for humans. One exciting way to expand the number of local species is to fashion microclimates in which the prevailing temperature is different from that of surrounding areas. Creating windbreaks of nut-bearing trees and using passive solar landscape design — where water and rocks capture the sun’s rays and pass the warmth to the ground — are two options. “It can be 70 degrees [in one small area] when it’s 40 degrees elsewhere,” Falk says. “In one acre you can have several climates.” And plants that flourish in temperatures just a few degrees warmer than those of Vermont become options. >> 06B


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Outdoor eating: withbuffering views tolow theedible sunsetshrubs and above wind dwarf trees, Cornelian Nanking bove wind buffering low ediblecherry, shrubs and Cherry, Japanese cherry, Columnar apples, warf trees, Cornelian cherry, Nanking American plumsColumnar and Beachapples, plums. herry, Japanese cherry, merican plums and Beach plums.

The intensive gardens at Teal Farm will be an example of mixed annual and perennial high-yield organic food production. The system will produce year-round with the help of cold hardy plantings, wind-buffering evergreens, and trellises that exploit vertical space. Borders are defined by perennial shrubs and dwarf tree of small fruits and nitrogen fixers. Fertility is also added to the annual beds through small scale composts heaps within the garden, mulching of pathway cover grasses and from neighboring nutrient production zones. This garden will feed more people per square area than any other part of the farm. See Plants section of the plan set for species lists and additional information.

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IN THE “ZONES” AT TEAL FARM Shelterbelts/Windbreaks: 5-7 acres Purpose: Help build soil, hold snow and divert damaging winds. Trees that make up the windbreak are also a source of sustenance. Products: Nuts, fruits, wood Orchards: 25 acres Purpose: Provide human food, livestock forage. Products: Nuts, fruits Forest Gardens: 1000+ acres Purpose: Increase health and diversity of forests; provide value for humans and wildlife. Products: Wood, maple syrup, mushrooms, other wild edibles Intensive Annual and Perennial Gardens: 1-2 acres Purpose: Model a super-efficient food production suited to the northern temperate regions of the world. Use only fertilizers and inputs from the farm itself. Products: Fruits, vegetables

Field-Based Grain Polyculture: 10-20 acres Purpose: Grow grains for human and animal use. Products: Grains and grasses Pond-Wetland-Riparian Farm: 2-3 acres Purpose: Restore the wetland ecosystem. Grow edible and medicinal species. Products: Berries, wild rice, edible wetland plants, fish Pasture/Forage: 20-50 acres Purpose: To provide animals with nourishment. Protect animals from predation. Products: Chickens, geese, pigs, beef, dairy Nursery/Seed Bank: 2-5 acres Purpose: Move Teal Farm toward the goal of becoming a sustainable operation. Share species with other farms and home-scale growers. Products: Plant seeds and seedlings, nursery stock

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Teal Farm aims to be self-sufficient and produce no waste. Outside the human purview, its planners point out, there is no such thing as “garbage.” A tree limb broken in a storm becomes a haven for insects and fungi, and eventually turns into soil. Dead animals decay and help nourish future growth. “Are prunings an abundance, or are they a nuisance?” asks Shanks. “There’s not waste — just different kinds of resources.” Teal Farm seems like a perfect place to put the idea of edible landscaping to the test. But advocates of nontraditional gardening believe the practice is also a possibility for those who don’t own thousand-acre land parcels or their own nonprofit foundations. One good place to start is to replace the traditional lawn — which wastes gallons of water and can produce tons of pollution through chemical run-off and power-mower emissions — with diverse plantings that provide food for humans and other species. Even people who don’t have much land have plenty of options.

Trellises can turn a sunny porch into a miniature grape arbor. Container gardening can make fresh salsa a reality for city dwellers. A small parcel of underused pasture can be transformed into abundant orchards. One person experimenting with small-scale edible landscaping is Anne Burling of Warren, who served in the Vermont Legislature as Anne Just. She’s working with WSD on the six acres that surround her second home in Warren. “The land around is just a field, so it’s ready to be transformed . . . They transplanted some plum trees I already had and added some pear trees,” Burling says. Future plans for her property include nut trees, berry bushes and medicinal plants. “The whole systems design approach isn’t changing drastically what we do and know,” Burling suggests. “It’s just refocusing our intentions.” As Shanks puts it, “To leave the landscape in better condition than you found it is a mitzvah." >

Lunch: Salsify cream soup garnished with lovage and pumpkin seed oil Mixed salad of miner’s lettuce, watercress, salad burnette and baby spinach Maple mustard vinaigrette dressing Dinner: Seared venison with sweet onion confit, in a juniper and elderberry wine reduction Wheat and rye pilaf Roasted chestnuts -ORApplewood smoked brook trout Oven-roasted American groundnut “potatoes” Fiddleheads Beverage: Rhubarb wine Dessert: Paw-paw and goat cheese tart with hazelnut crust Ice cream and blueberries Summarized from the Teal Farm Land Plan + Preliminary Site Design


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Henry’s Hoopla NO MORE LATE NIGHTS AT THE DOWNTOWN DINER

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Exactly 365 days after it switched to 24-hour service on weekends, Henry’s Diner on Burlington’s Bank Street abruptly pulled the plug on all-night eating. “We made it for one year,” reports Naomi Maglaris, who co-owns the diner with husband

Bill. Wee-hour business was just starting to break even, according to Naomi, and probably would have improved with warmer weather. Then came Saturday, April 14. That evening, the dishwasher didn’t show up and a customer came in looking for a brawl. The result: a massive food fight that involved milkshake missiles and squished packets of jelly. To make matters worse, the staff members decided to close up shop two hours early — without getting in touch with the owners or cleaning up the mess. “They never should have done that without calling us,” Naomi gripes, noting she and Bill fired the entire nighttime crew. “We were pretty upset.” What caused the nighthawks to go on the offensive? Bill says the Burlington Police Department was in the habit of sending an officer down to keep the peace between midnight and 4 a.m. Not that night. Even with police presence, the long arm of the law hadn’t prevented people from stealing the diner’s gumball machine — even the art off the walls. “It was such weird hours. It was very difficult to find a crew,” Bill explains. “We went through a couple sets of employees hoping they’d be better.” Bill is optimistic the night-shift clientele will still come in for regular meals. And he hasn’t totally given up on the concept. “If we could develop a good strong crew to handle those hours,” he promises, “we’d try to do it again.” SUZANNE PODHAIZER

The Diner’s Done FARMER’S DINER PULLS OUT OF THE UVM DAVIS CENTER

The Farmer’s Diner won’t be part of UVM’s new Dudley H. Davis Center, according to its Quecheebased owner, Tod Murphy. The problem? The cost of leasing the space was “significantly more than what we thought we’d have as a profit margin,” Murphy explains. “There were some good philosophies and other reasons to pursue it,” he says, but the numbers weren’t crunching the way he wanted. Paul Bahan of University Dining Services says the resulting vendor vacancy has yet to be filled. “We’re talking to several parties . . . We hopefully will be making an announcement soon.” In the meantime, Murphy is considering other ways to get into the Chittenden County market. “We’re going into the summer season, so we have plenty to focus on here,” he says. “But we have a group of investors who are looking for opportunities.” S.P.

The food is cooked to order at QTee’s, in the old Dairy Queen on North Winooski Avenue in Burlington, and it’s gonna stay that way, according to co-owner Kathryn Goguen. The business began operating as a Dairy Queen in 1945. Goguen’s parents bought it in ’59; mother and daughter still run the place together. Recently, the Dairy Queen chain instituted a cooking-policy change; Goguen had four years to decide whether to go along — or go indie with a new name. Goguen went her own way, and a non-compete clause forbids her from openly advertising burgers or ice cream for a full year. Until then, Goguen plans to close up shop at 7 p.m. each evening and won’t be open on Sunday. What food items can she talk about? “I have crispy chicken, roast beef sandwiches and clam baskets,” she lists. “Everything you could possibly think of.” And if you want something that’s not on the menu, she suggests, “just ask.” S.P.

The Vermont foraging season has begun and this weekend Nova Kim and Les Hook, our wild edible gatherers, will be bringing us goodies from the fields and woods. VT NATIVE WILD WATERCRESS SALAD with Duck Confit and Strawberry Vinaigrette.

VT NATIVE JERUSALEM ARTICHOKE AND VT BUTTER & CHEESE CHEVRE SPRING TART featuring assorted wild edibles such as, Grilled Ramps, Sauteed Nettles, Angelica tips, Red Asparagus, Sauteed Chervil, Roasted DayLilyTubers all drizzled with a Ramp Vinaigrette.

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A vegan restaurant across from the Old North End Variety? By fall, there could be a soy-smoothie source in the space formerly occupied by the Greener Pastures vintage clothing shop. The owner of China Express — on Shelburne Road and North Street — plans to serve a healthier crowd at the New Ethic Café. Actually, one of Sam Lai’s workers, Owen Hoppe, will run the place. The 23-year-old vegan promises sandwiches, veggie burgers and “a lot of raw stuff” in a counter-service setting he envisions as “something ’50s meets something sort of lounge-ish.” He’s also developing a recipe for vegan soft-serve ice cream. “I won’t have anything non-vegan in the building,” Hoppe assures. There’s plenty of demand for animal-product-free food, as Lai has discovered running a restaurant down the street. You can create your own tofu dish — and substitute brown for white rice — at the Old North End’s China Express. PAULA ROUTLY

Audibles and Edibles NOSHING AT NECTAR’S DURING SOUND CHECK

Nectar’s is trying to get in tune with the local dining crowd. Every day of the week, during the 5-7 p.m. sound checks, patrons can chow down for cheap. For two bucks a plate, you can get a barbecued, pulled-pork sandwich; one-third rack of spice-rubbed, baby-back ribs; fried bell-pepper rings with Jamaican jerk ranch dressing; or beer-battered onion chips with roasted garlic and bell-pepper ketchup — dishes that usually run between $5 and $7. As the menu suggests, the joint is moving in a barbecue direction. Big Fatty’s envy? Staffer “Taylor,” who wouldn’t share his first name, claims “our barbecue is different and unique from theirs.” Plus, Big Fatty’s doesn’t carry those hot gravy fries. S.P.

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DEALING WITH DYLAN

It’s been a while since songwriting genius/professional crank Bob Dylan has been seen in Vermont. Of course, that’s not counting the annual Bob Dylan Wanna Be Contest in Montpelier, during which locals compete to see who can best channel The Bob. But I digress. The real deal played the Flynn MainStage during my first or second year in Burlington. Unfortunately, I missed the concert due to a gig of my own. The last time Dylan jingle-jangled for Vermonters was in Highgate back in 1995, according to an AP report, where he opened for the Grateful Dead. And if you remember that show, you probably weren’t there. Thanks to the good folks at Higher Ground and Gillette Entertainment, Dylan will make a July 1 stop at the Champlain Valley Exposition. His recent concerts have been praised for their high energy level and varied song selection. Lord knows he’s got enough tunes to choose from. These days, Bob seems like a creepy old radio picking up ghost transmissions of old-time folk and blues. That and a lot of weird static. Just last weekend I read Dylan’s interview with Rolling Stone’s founder/publisher/editor Jann Wenner for that magazine’s 40th anniversary issue. Bob was standoffish at first, before he got relaxed — then he was merely pedantic and vague. Wenner kept trying to get him to admit that his recent blockbuster album, Modern Times, is a meditation on the coming apocalypse. Unsurprisingly, Dylan refused to take the bait, making ambiguous statements about America’s busted cultural compass. He also kindasorta denied climate change. When asked if such developments worried him, Dylan answered, “Where’s the global warming? It’s freezing here.” He may be older, but he’s still prickly, particularly when journalists (including those who should know better) treat him like an Americana oracle. The times may be still a-changin’, but Dylan’s temperament remains very much the same. I’m sure you Dylan obsessives already know the deal, but tickets will go on sale Friday via the Flynn Regional Box Office, online at www.Flynntix.org or by calling 86-Flynn. Any bets on how long it’ll take to sell out?

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continues the trend with a couple of standout rap concerts. Brooklyn-based Jeru the Damaja pops by Club Metronome on Thursday, May 3. Joining him are Syracuse, New York’s United Nationz and hometown heroes Lee & S.I.N. and DJ Idioma. JTD first damaged the mike alongside DJ Premiere and Guru, the minds behind underground legends Gang Starr. He appeared on that group’s 1992 LP Daily Operations; his solo debut, The Sun Rises in the East, dropped the following year. He took a break from the game before returning in 1995 with The Wrath of the Math — a hard-hitting look at the ills of the urban music industry. By the new millennium, JTD had gone completely independent, releasing Heroz 4 Hire on his own label. With a style that mixes the BOB DYLAN grisly realism of street rhyme with conscious hip-hop, Jeru continues to make his mark on the rap world. And on his own terms, no less. Another excellent act, Florida’s Sol.Illaquists of Sound, hits the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge on Sunday, May 6. They’ll be playing with fellow Gator-staters DJ J. Storm and Grey Matter. Representing the local scene are Dark Cloud and DJ Big Dog. Musically, SOS are both soulful and eclectic, with elements of drum ’n’ bass, funk and rock making their way into the mix. They’ve got a great balance of female sung vocals and brainy rap, supported by progressive beats and creatively layered instrumentation. The band offers messages of personal transformation through conscious living, championing veganism and community involvement. To me, they’re what the Black Eyed Peas might have been had success not turned them into garish commercial caricatures. I highly recommend the latest Sol.Illaquists disc, As If We Existed, which came out last year on the Epitaph Records offshoot, Anti. It’s not every day you hear a hip-hop record that’s righteous, smart and smooth. More info on the all-ages show can be found at www.HigherGroundMusic.com.

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TO BE REAL

When it comes to today’s singer-songwriters, I usually have my defenses up. After awhile, every press release seems the same, with references to the artist’s “deep convictions” and “inspired narratives.” More often than not, it’s the same Pro-Tooled, Auto-Tuned crap. There are, of course, exceptions. I’m currently eating crow about Brandi Carlile, who appears at the Higher Ground Ballroom on Wednesday, May 2, with Cary Brothers. The Seattle-based Carlile is about as good as it gets when it comes to modern pop-folk songwriting. Her voice is big, bold and honest, and she’s not afraid to push it to the breaking point. Her stuff isn’t terribly adventurous musically, but it has enough variation in mood and intensity to keep things from sounding too generic. Carlile’s latest album, The Story, has an earnest, “band on the road” feel, with an emphasis on dynamics and interplay. The production comes courtesy of Americana maestro T. Bone Burnett, which goes a long way towards explaining the disc’s cordially unvarnished sound. Some of the tunes were recorded in one take, adding to the overall roughness. Still, we’re not talking Exile on Main Street-style blowouts here. Actually, Carlile has a sense of sonic grandeur comparable to the late Jeff Buckley. She’s also got a good bit of Indigo Girls in her, and claims that the duo inspired her to pick up the guitar. Normally, that wouldn’t impress me either, but, hey, it worked out great this time. Three of Carlile’s tunes have been featured on the insanely popular medical drama “Grey’s Anatomy,” which has raised her profile considerably. I personally don’t watch that show, but if they start playing her music on “House,” I won’t switch the channel.

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I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like Phish. There, I said it. That statement is close to sacrilege in these parts, but I really feel much better having written it. I know, I know: Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s my job to be objective, regardless of personal taste. But living in Burlington makes objectivity nearly impossible when it comes to the Phab Four. From the headiest hippie to the surliest punk, everyone has an opinion concerning our local rock icons. So I really canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t help but inject a certain personal bias when sizing up a new project from an ex-member of Phish. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like trying to evaluate post-Star Wars Mark Hamill without thinking about Luke Skywalker. It simply canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be done. On his self-titled debut solo album, Page McConnell tries â&#x20AC;&#x201D; with a little help from his phriends, including guest turns from Trey Anastasio and Mike Gordon â&#x20AC;&#x201D; to emerge from the shadow of the Dark Side, and he often succeeds. Although thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no shortage of wiggle-inducing jamminess, the record is defined by a fairly conventional pop structure. And yes, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m shocked. Eschewing the musical masturbation favored by many would-be heirs to the jam throne, McConnell has crafted an album that wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seem out of place next to Ben Folds or early Elton John on your CD shelf. Not unlike Folds, McConnell possesses a pleasing voice and displays a gift for cleverly succinct melodies. Unfortunately, he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have the same knack for cleverly succinct lyrics. Throughout the disc, McConnell explores intimate personal ground â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a divorce, life after Phish. He even takes on some hefty political matters. Yet his ambitions outweigh his literary abilities, which results in a good deal of rambling. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Windmills, alpaca, thermal extractor / Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s keeping track of the matter of factor? / He started to speak in the middle of last week / Talking for days lending voice to the breeze,â&#x20AC;? McConnell sings on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Complex Wind.â&#x20AC;? See what I mean? Lyrical stumbles aside, Page McConnell is impressively adventurous and a surprising departure from the Phish/Vida Blue canon. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no secret that the keyboardist is a virtuosic musician, and he gives himself ample opportunities to shine. But he also shows commendable restraint by allowing his songs, and not just his solos, to take center stage. McConnell will kick out the jams (apologies to The MC5) and kick off his summer tour at the Higher Ground Ballroom on Wednesday, May 30. May the phorce be with him.

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If there can be such a thing as a modern old-school country band, central Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Stone Cold Roosters are it. The groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s debut, Out of the Woods, is righteously old-fashioned, yet the disc has a sonic richness more common to todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rock and r&b records. Led by production guru, songwriter and sideman extraordinaire Colin McCaffrey, the band has its Western-style licks down, well, cold. Fiddler Thal Aylward, drummer Roy Cutler, pianist/organ man Chuck Eller, resonator guitar player Ted Mortimer, steel guitarist Jim Pitman and McCaffrey are all seasoned musicians with long CVs. Ensemble playing requires a high level of attention and sensitivity, qualities these players have in spades. Although this is their debut disc, the Roosters have been crowing for nearly six years. But as members have been busy with numerous other projects, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been little time to make a proper recording. Fans of country and Americana should be glad they finally got around to doing so. Woods opens with the barnstormer â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gotta Learn How to Dance,â&#x20AC;? which recounts the travails of a suitor with two left feet. The players sound so accomplished, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s easy to picture them making a serious dent in the Nashville session scene. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What in the world was I thinkinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; / What in the world was I drinkinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; when I said goodbye,â&#x20AC;? McCaffrey sings on â&#x20AC;&#x153;I Went and Let a Good Love Die,â&#x20AC;? a surprisingly jaunty tale of romance gone wrong. The tune features highly proficient solos from pretty much everyone in the band. Unfortunately, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re somewhat lacking in the passion department. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Your Feet Look Goodâ&#x20AC;? is a rockinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; country number with a boogie-woogie bass line and swing-style call-and-response vocals. And yes, it is an ode to a ladyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ambulatory extremities. Jim Pitmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Well Swungâ&#x20AC;? is a feisty instrumental that wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sound out of place in a Prohibitionera saloon. Fiddler Aylwardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s solo is joyful and exuberant, Pitmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s steel work clever as all get-out. The rhythm section is equally excellent, providing a surefooted counterpoint to the tuneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s frisky changes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Happy as a Pig in S**tâ&#x20AC;? aims for the funny bone, but is weighed down by a syrupy, â&#x20AC;&#x153;big countryâ&#x20AC;? arrangement and Mortimerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s quavering vocal. McCaffreyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gettinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Sideways,â&#x20AC;? on the other hand, is terrific, featuring subtle spy-movie riffs and deliberate dissonance. â&#x20AC;&#x153;My tattooed woman ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t cominâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; home / And I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t call her â&#x20AC;&#x2122;cause I shot the phone,â&#x20AC;? McCaffrey croons. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s by far my favorite cut on the disc and will likely find a permanent home on my iPod. The rest of the recordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 12 tunes are solid, with nary a note out of place. I bet there wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be any musical missteps at their CD release party, either. Find out for yourself this Saturday, May 5, at the Middle Earth Music Hall in Bradford. CASEY REA

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:: northern ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. CINCO DE MAYO PARTY WITH NATALIE WARD BAND, DESOL (rock, Latin; Red Cross benefit), Naked Turtle, 5 p.m. Donations. GLASS ONION (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. DOUG SMITH (solo acoustic), The Alley, 7 p.m. NC. RED HOT JUBA (eclectic Americana), Matterhorn, 9:30 p.m. NC. PRIMITIVE SOUL (funk-rock), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. SUMMER PIERRE (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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04 NORTH BY NORTHEAST :: Fiddle-happy Frigg are an energetic seven-piece from the far-flung village of Kaustinen, Finland. Mixing Nordic tradition with elements of Irish music and bluegrass, the band delivers folk-fueled tunes that sound both exotic and familiar. The group’s moniker resembles a certain American expression, but it’s also the name of a Norse goddess and consort to the mighty Ur-God Odin. The band Frigg is likewise powerful, with stunning melodic passages that evoke the natural majesty of Scandinavia. Catch them this Friday at the Middle Earth Music Hall in Bradford.

PINE STREET JAZZ WITH KATE PARADISE, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central BEAR MOON PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE (African drums), Langdon St. Café, 4 p.m. Donations, followed by MORSECARR-MOROZ (jazz), 7:30 p.m. Donations. DAVID MURPHEY (roots, Americana), Capitol Grounds, 1 p.m. NC. JAIRO SEQUEIRA (Spanish guitar), Main Street Bar & Grill, 10 a.m. NC.

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GUAGUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by HONKYTONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. NC. KATE PARADISE & JOE DAVIDIAN, Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DMS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall, hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. DJ FATTIE B. (retro soul), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC SHE KEEPS BEES, CASPER & THE COOKIES, COLIN CLARY & THE MAGOGS, MISSY BLY (indie-rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul),

Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC SINGER-SONGWRITERS NIGHT, Monkey House, 7 p.m. NC. SEVEN DAYS HOUSE PARTY (real estate expo), Higher Ground Ballroom, 4 p.m. NC. AA. BLUEGRASS NIGHT WITH BIG SPIKE, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley SHOOTER NIGHT, City Limits, 5 p.m. NC.

:: central KARAOKE WITH BLUE MOON ENTERTAINMENT, Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. BLUES JAM, Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern BEN MATTHEWS (solo acoustic), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

WED.09 :: burlington area

ENSEMBLE V (free-jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. UVM JAZZ PROGRAM JAM PRESENTS: POST-BOP, Parima, 8 p.m. NC. MIKE MARTIN & GEOFF KIM, Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. JAZZ NIGHT, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

ALEX TOTH & THE LAZYBIRDS (jazz), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. “SATAN’S JUKEBOX” (’80s metal DJ), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. PARKER HOUSE & THEORY, HOLLER, WILD ROSE! (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $NC/5. 18+. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BEATS & PIECES WITH DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. JOHN DEMUS PRESENTS: ENCORE (roots-reggae), Drink, 10 p.m. NC. BRETT DENNEN, ALO, LUCAS REYNOLDS (pop, rock singer-songwriters, funk, jam), Higher Ground

Ballroom, 7:30 p.m. $17/20. AA. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT OPEN SESSION, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: central LIVE MUSIC, Charlie O’s 9 p.m. NC. GREG KLYMA (country, folk, rock ’n’ roll), Main Street Bar & Grill, 7 p.m. NC. ANDY SCHNEIDER (jazz, funk, experimental), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by ERIC SOMMER (eclectic solo guitar), 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. IAN CASE (solo double-neck guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: Soft-shoed appreciators of Border folk music step out in traditional Lowland formations. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 879-7618.

SHARON DARROW: The author of Trash, a teen novel about siblings who run away from their foster family, talks about writing for contemporary youth. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

HISTORY LECTURE: After an award ceremony for fourth-grade student researchers, Milton physician Dr. David Little describes rural Vermont health care, circa 1930. Milton Elementary School, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7387.

Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. FESTIVAL OF NEW MUSICS: Sonority takes center stage at a multi-day showcase of acoustic, electronic, instrumental and multimedia compositions. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-3531. STOWE CONCERT SERIES: Pianist John Cassell plays and sings boogie-woogie, jazz and show tunes at the Stowe Community Church, noon. Free. Info, 253-7792. JSC STUDENT ENSEMBLES: Music majors make notes at a funk-fusion concert. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. HERMANCE PRIZE RECITAL: Student soloists with the Vermont Youth Orchestra offer works for flute, violin and piccolo. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michaelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 655-5030. SYRACUSE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Pro musicians play Brahmsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Academic Festival Overture, Schoenfieldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Piano Concerto and Dvorakâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Symphony No. 7 in D minor. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $15. Info, 518-523-2512. LISE DE LA SALLE: The French pianist who won the 2004 audition for Young Concert Artists International performs works by Mozart and Prokofiev. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 443-6433. HAND DRUMMING RECITAL: Conga and djembe percussionists play selections from African dance rhythms. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MOVING & GROOVINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. PRESCHOOL PROGRAM: Curious tykes eat up Sugaring by Jessie Haas and Jos Smith, then see maple sap-gathering tools. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9-10:30 a.m. $8. Registration and info, 457-2355.

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etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each otherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Point-pushers create scarves, hats and mats at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, neighborhood helpers hear about a program that coordinates friendly home visits and assistance for aging seniors. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360. SPRING VOLUNTEER TRAINING: Those who support survivors of domestic and sexual violence learn how to make and take tough calls. Peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Middle School, Morrisville, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 888-2585. RACISM STUDY CIRCLE: Citizens discuss the challenges of community-based race relations with help from a structured curriculum. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon - 2:15 p.m. Free. Info, 272-6411.

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words DEBBIE ALLEN: The Ferrisburgh-based author of Garden Notes from Muddy Creek shares smart ways to control weeds in woodland plantings. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. CRYSTAL ZEVON: The Brattleboro resident and ex-wife of deceased rocker Warren Zevon reads from Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll Sleep When Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Dead, her memoir featuring interviews with his celebrity pals. Exile on Main Street, Barre, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 479-3107.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 2. CHARITY BINGO: See May 2. RACISM STUDY CIRCLE: See May 2, Bethany Church, Montpelier, 6-8:15 p.m. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965. COMMUNITY AWARDS CELEBRATION: The United Way of Chittenden County honors area volunteers at an annual dinner. Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, registration 5:30 p.m., program 6:30-8:30 p.m. $45. Reservations and info, 864-7541, ext. 10. PLANT REMEDIES: A naturalist explains why wild spring roots and greens are good for you, then uses them to prepare an herbal vinegar. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:45-7:30 p.m. $10, bring a small jar. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. FARMERS’ MARKET POTLUCK: Vendors and community members put their heads together at a meal-enhanced planning meeting for a local weekly market. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 5 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 888-7279. NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER: Two interfaith services seek to reconnect religion and public spaces. Statehouse steps, Montpelier, noon – 1 p.m. and Cambridge United Church, Cambridge Village, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 644-5564.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. I MUSICI DE MONTREAL: One of North America’s finest chamber orchestras presents a program containing Shostakovich, Tchaikovsky, Mussorgsky and more. See calendar spotlight. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-28. Info, 476-8188. DARTMOUTH WIND SYMPHONY: Trumpeter Ron Modell and members of the Barbary Coast Jazz Ensemble strike up the band for jazz-influenced concert music, including selections from West Side Story. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $14. Info, 603-646-2422. TAYLOR BROWN: The folk and blues guitarist airs tunes he honed on tour with James Taylor’s sister Kate. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. SENIOR RECITAL II: Jazz pianist Peter Krag cuts into various compositions with a backup combo. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. SOL Y CANTO: The exuberant Latin ensemble joins the Upper Valley Music Center Youth Chorus for a bilingual concierto. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7 p.m. $18. Info, 603-448-0400. VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA: The ensemble supports two soloists — flutist Jenna Cameron and cellist Daniel Ramsey — in an “East meets West” program celebrating its upcoming concert tour of China. Northfield High School, 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, www.vyo.org or 485-8903. FOLK MUSIC FESTIVAL: A silent auction augments performances by Vermont musicians Michael Chorney, Rebecca Padula and Bread and Bones. Vergennes Opera House, 7-10:30 p.m. $15. Info, 355-4025. CHARLOTTE COFFEEHOUSE: Burlington-based singer-songwriter Mia Adams picks out melodious numbers, then makes way for rock-folk guitarist David Rynhart. Charlotte Senior Center, 7:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 425-2910. ELECTRONIC MUSIC SHOWCASE: Undergrads offer new works for plugged-in “instruments.” Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. COLCHESTER COMMUNITY CHORUS: Springtime singers welcome the season with works by Vermont composer Gwyneth Walker. Colchester High School, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3910. SILK ROAD MUSIC: Chinese musician Qiu Xia He plays the pipa for a globe-trotting program with her multi-instrumentalist husband, Andre Thibault. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 7 & 8:30 p.m. $12. Info, 767-9670.

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dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Lively music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $7, free for beginners. Info, 899-2378. DANCING WITH LIGHT: Dance students offer original choreography with an emphasis on artful illumination. Dance Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433.

‘MID-LIFE! THE CRISIS MUSICAL’: See May 2. ‘WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?’: See May 2. $31. ‘JUDEVINE’: See May 3, 8 p.m. $25. ‘CABARET’: Willkommen! Theater and dance students collaborate on this 1966 Broadway musical set in a Weimar-era Berlin nightclub. Seeler Studio Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433. ‘THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WLLM SHKSPR (ABRIDGED)’: Laughter ensues when QNEK Productions pulls a fast one on the Bard. Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 334-8145. ‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’ AUDITIONS: Actors pitch their pipes for a production of this offbeat musical about a nerdy florist and a carnivorous plant-alien. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 6 p.m. Free. Info, www.stowetheatre.com or 253-3961. ‘ONCE ON THIS ISLAND’: Middle school thespians stage this musical based on a contemporary Caribbean retelling of Hans Christian Andersen’s “The Little Mermaid.” Williston Central School Auditorium, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 879-5836. PUPPET EXTRAVAGANZA: Small models mimic human movement in a three-day festival that includes versions of Punch and Judy and Sleeping Beauty. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 649-2205.

film ‘761ST’: Named after a U.S. Army tank battalion that fought in WWII, this film chronicles the history of the first African-American armored unit to enter combat. A Q&A with the director and producer follows the screening at Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘KILOWATT OURS’: Filmmaker Jeff Barrie tabulates the physical side effects of coal-generated electricity in this environmentally charged documentary. Burlington Community Glass Studio, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 318-1438. STREET LEVEL FILMMAKERS: Amateur camera wielders congregate to discuss area shooting assets and options. Borders, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 363-5804.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: Burlington’s visual artists arrange visits to more than 40 galleries and studios in a social celebration of creativity. Various Burlington-area locations, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, www.artmapburling ton.com or 264-4839.

words GRANT WRITING WORKSHOP: Victor Swenson, former executive director of the Vermont Humanities Council, shows beginning fundraisers how to locate sources and develop a project. Room 177, Dewey Campus Center, Johnson State College, 9:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 635-1257. BOOK SIGNING PARTY: Sudanese refugee Valentino Achak Deng, the subject of Dave Eggers’ national bestseller What Is the What?, discusses his life and signs copies of the book. Flying Pig Bookstore Loft, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free, but tickets are required. Reservations and info, 985-3999.


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Saturday, May 5, agriculture & arts celebration at Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 8 a.m. – 5 p.m. Free. Info, 728-5601. Concert at Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 728-6464. www.fiddleheadfestival.com www.pastureproductions.com

MICKEY GETTY: The author of the novel The Junk Lottery reads short segments at Studio D-3, 4 Howard Street, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 233-0442. POETRY READING: Montana-raised writer Kevin Goodan voices verse at the Grace Stuart Orcutt Library, St. Johnsbury Academy, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-5488.

talks GREG PALAST: The investigative reporter discusses his new book, Armed Madhouse: From Baghdad to New Orleans — Sordid Secrets and Strange Tales of a White House Gone Wild. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 456-1123. TABLE TALK: Calais-based cookbook compiler Marialisa Calta, author of Barbarians at the Plate, discusses the future of family dinner. Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, 6:30 p.m. $38 includes a three-course dinner. Reservations and info, 888-424-2432. WORLD FOLK MUSIC: Robert Resnik, the Vermont Public Radio host of “All the Traditions,” explores audible segments of England and Scotland. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980. GLYCONUTRIENTS WORKSHOP: Health nuts learn about the complex sugars that improve cellular communication and eliminate harmful toxins. Noble Lounge, Vermont College, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 234-5260.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 2. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See May 2, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters over age 3 gather for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. LINCOLN LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters up to age 5 form good reading habits in a tale-centered song-and-craft session. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. KINDERGARTEN REGISTRATION: Tots who will turn 5 before January 1, 2008, line up with their parents and necessary papers to begin their education. John F. Kennedy Elementary School, Winooski, call for an appointment. Free. Info, 655-0411.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 2. CHARITY BINGO: See May 2. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. CELEBRATING SEXUALITY: A two-day, down-to-earth conference focuses on the sex lives of adults with developmental disabilities. Killington Grand Hotel, 8 a.m. Call for cost. Registration and info, 388-4021. RECON SOIREE: This monthly multimedia performance features locally produced film and poetry with live music and an open mike. Reconnaissance Gallery, Burlington College, 6:30 p.m., open mike to follow. Free. Info, 862-9616. DIGITAL AUDIO WORKSHOP: Independent radio producer Erica Hellman explains how to load audio into a computer, edit it and output it onto a CD. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. Call for cost. Registration and info, 388-4964. PTO TAG SALE: Sales of household goods, toys and clothing support an environmental education program for area youth. Orchard School, South Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3395.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. FESTIVAL OF NEW MUSICS: See May 2, 8 p.m. THE GRIFT: The Burlington-based rock trio brings drums, a guitar, turntables and a trumpet to the Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 635-1476. CHAMBER QUARTET: A flutist, pianist, oboist and multi-instrumentalist perform works by Salieri, Bach, Schubert and Bizet. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. RIPTON COMMUNITY COFFEEHOUSE: Singer-songwriter Pat Wictor serves up American roots music on lap slide guitar, with beats by percussionist Cheryl Prashker. Ripton Community House, open mike 7:30 p.m., concert 8:30 p.m. $7. Info, 388-9782. VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: The ensemble offers Dukas’ “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice,” Prokofiev’s fifth symphony, and David Kechley’s “Wakeful Visions/Moonless Dreams.” Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15-52. Info, 863-5966. KELLI TROTTIER: The Canadian singer, step-dancer and fiddler and her band The Mushy Peas provide a feisty blend of French-Canadian and Celtic tunes. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $10-24. Info, 476-8188. WINTER-INTO-SPRING CONCERT: Atlantic Crossing combines maritime folk with music by the Crown Point Band, Steve Feinbloom and other performers at a benefit for the Champlain Valley Folk Festival. Yannig’s Barn, 384 Buck Mountain Road, Crown Point, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 877-850-0206. ‘OPERA, OPERA . . . AND MORE OPERA!’: Two pianists accompany six accomplished vocalists in seductive and comic arias. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $25 includes refreshments and raffle ticket. Info, 863-5966.

dance DANCING WITH LIGHT: See May 4. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Lausanne Allen motivates movers to music by the local fiddle-guitar-piano trio Celticladda. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163. RUTLAND CONTRA DANCE: Caller Dan O’Connell directs dancers to energetic fiddle numbers by Geordie Lynd. Grace Congregational Church Fellowship Hall, Rutland, 8-11 p.m. $7. Info, 492-3792. TANGO DANCING: Beginner and intermediate lessons precede a festive milonga open-practice session. Champlain Club, Burlington, lessons 5-8:30 p.m., social dance 8:30-11 p.m. $20. Registration and info, 238-8933. BENEFIT CONTRA DANCE: Caller Rachel Nevitt shouts steps for dancers of all abilities, and Pete and Karen Sutherland provide fiddle-powered music at an outdoor fundraiser for the Burlington School Food Project. City Market Parking Lot Tent, 6-8 p.m. $6. Info, 986-8686, ext. 31.

drama ‘MID-LIFE! THE CRISIS MUSICAL’: See May 2, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?’: See May 2, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $24-31. ‘JUDEVINE’: See May 3, 8 p.m. $25. ‘CABARET’: See May 4. ‘THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WLLM SHKSPR (ABRIDGED)’: See May 4.

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’ AUDITIONS: See May 4. ‘ONCE ON THIS ISLAND’: See May 4. PUPPET EXTRAVAGANZA: See May 4, 11 a.m., 3 & 7 p.m.

film ‘THE NEW WORLD’: History gets a rewrite in this epic film dramatizing John Smith’s romance with Pocahontas. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘THE PAINTED VEIL’: Based on W. Somerset Maugham’s novel, this film follows a British bacteriologist and his headstrong wife to a remote Chinese village beset by cholera. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ESSEX SPRING CRAFT & FINE ART SHOW: Two hundred juried artisans from across North America offer jewelry, furniture, hand-blown glass and more. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $6. Info, www.vtcrafts.com or 878-4786. FAMILY DAY: Kids and parents putter with collages and lower-pot crafts, take in a student art show, and catch a 1:30 p.m. concert by the Stowe Elementary School Chorus. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, noon. Free. Info, 253-8358. PRICING ART: Local gallery owner Reed Prescott explains the various things artists should consider when setting a figure on their creations. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.

words ROBERT LANDORI: The Montréal-based author reads from his latest thriller, Fatal Greed. Borders, Burlington, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 518-298-5757. STORYBLAST: Nationally touring tale spinner Odds Bodkin shares unique, family-friendly narratives for all ages. Hyde Park Opera House, 2 p.m. $5-7. Info, 888-4628.

talks GLYCONUTRIENTS WORKSHOP: See May 4, 10 a.m. THANGKA PAINTINGS: Tibetan Buddhist teacher Geshe Kunkhen relates traditional art scrolls to Tibetan music and other art forms. Bridgewater Mill Gallery, Bridgewater, 5-7 p.m. Donations. Info, 672-1632. SPRING EDIBLES: Ramps or fiddleheads? Local restaurateur Robert Fuller explains how to identify and prepare wild ingredients. Blasberg Building, UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $10. Registration and info, 864-3073.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 2. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: See May 3, 10-11 a.m. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. MAYFEST CELEBRATION: Small kids weave colored ribbons, make flags and garlands, and hitch pony rides at the Lake Champlain Waldorf School, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827. GREEN MOUNTAIN YOUTH SYMPHONY AUDITIONS: Music-reading instrumentalists in junior and senior high play scales and a polished piece for ensemble tryouts. U-32 High School, Montpelier, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Free, call for appointment. Info, 454-0188.

<calendar > ‘THE VOICES PROJECT’ MOVIE AUDITIONS: Teens try out for roles in a film adaptation of this stage musical about growing up in Vermont. Kingdom County Productions, Peacham, call for time. Free. Info, 592-3190.

sport DROP-IN YOGA: Basic-level stretchers improve flexibility and balance in a casual session. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-2656. LONG TRAIL WORK: Volunteers clear brush and winter debris from part of Vermont’s main hiking route. Meet at UVM visitors’ lot off East Avenue, Burlington, 8 a.m., or at the Richmond exit park-and-ride on I-89, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-1457. VERNAL BIRD WALK: Amateur ornithologists look for feathered friends in woodlands, fields and shrubs. Meet at Charlotte Park parking area, 7 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4132.

activism STATEWIDE ANTIWAR CONFERENCE: College students from across Vermont convene for workshops and protest actions addressing the future of U.S. armed conflict in Iraq. Downtown ‘diein,’ Church Street, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. Workshops, Lafayette Building, UVM, Burlington, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, www.campusantiwar.net or 318-3453.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See May 2. CELEBRATING SEXUALITY: See May 4. DIGITAL AUDIO WORKSHOP: See May 4. PTO TAG SALE: See May 4, 8 a.m. – 2 p.m. STOWE WEEKEND OF HOPE: See May 4. FRENCH ROUNDTABLE: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. GREEN-UP DAY: Fastidious citizens gather litter to spruce up parks, roadsides and neighborhoods. Various locations statewide, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, www.greenupvermont.org or 800-974-3259. FIDDLEHEAD FESTIVAL: A Maypole dance and “tractorcade” kick off a day devoted to Central Vermont cultivators, and farmer and performer George Woodard wraps it up with music and humor. See calendar spotlight. Agriculture and arts celebration at Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 8 a.m. – 5 p.m. Free. Info, www.fiddleheadfestival.com or 7285601. Concert at Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 728-6464. QUEEN CITY CRAFT BAZAAR: Thirty-five DIY artists, crafters and designers display locally made clothing, jewelry and handspun yarn, among other finds. A coffee stand provides pastries and fresh joe at Union Station, Burlington, 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. Free. Info, 651-0659. KENTUCKY DERBY GALA: Horse racing enthusiasts pretend they’re trackside with a fancy-hat competition, TV coverage, a live Dixie band and mint juleps. Hampton Inn, Colchester, 4:30-7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 865-0360. BIKE SWAP & SALE: Cyclists trade two-wheelers at a barbecue-enhanced consignment party. Alpine Shop, South Burlington, 9 a.m. – 6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2714. ROOF RAISING: A Caribbean-themed concert by the Vermont-based reggae band Lambsbread generates funds to repair farm buildings damaged by heavy snowfalls. Browns River Middle School Gym, Underhill, 7-10 p.m. $25. Info, 899-2554. U.S. ARMY OUTREACH: Members of the military offer testimonials to potential recruits at the University Mall, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. WHEELS FOR HUNGER: Donors drop off used or junk tires, and sales of safely reusable ones support the Lamoille Valley Hunger Coalition. Lamoille County Field Day Grounds, Route 100c, Johnson, 7 a.m. – 3 p.m. Free, $10 per reusable tire. Info, 635-2805, ext. 201.

MULTI-UNIT YARD SALE: Neighbors join forces to cover a lawn with potential bargains. Corner of Jackson Court and Harrington Terrace, Burlington, 8 a.m. – 2 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6248. CINCO DE MAYO CONCERT: Craft vendors’ wares augment live music by the Jamstones, the Ghosts of Pasha, the Mud City Ramblers and the Unstopher Rawls. Waterville Town Hall, 4:30 p.m. $8 includes a bowl of chili. Info, 635-7836. ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PIE BREAKFAST: Sweet and savory pastry rounds invite on-site snacking or take-home packing. Live music supports various fillings at Christ Church, Montpelier, 8:30 a.m. $6. Info, 456-7400. THUNDER ROAD CAR SHOW: Racing teams from four divisions show off their new wheels and paint schemes at a parade and pit-stop competition. Main Street, Barre, show 9 a.m. – noon, pitstop competition 10:15 a.m., parade at noon. Free. Info, 244-6963. EPHEMERAL ZOO: Microscopes and hand lenses help observers view seldom-seen spring amphibians such as peeper frogs and spotted salamanders. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. $9. Info, 649-2200. FARMERS’ MARKET: Browse among open-air booths selling homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. BARN AID CONCERT: Snake Mountain Bluegrass and the Carlo Rossi String Band start things off; then the seachantey-singing musicians of Atlantic Crossing superintend a contra dance. Battell Beach, Middlebury College, noon. $5. Info, 978-621-6571. ‘A MONTEVERDI CELEBRATION’: Live cello music accompanies a screening of Buster Keaton’s The General; then an evening concert showcases multiple faux-Baroque compositions by P.D.Q. Bach. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, film 10 a.m. $3-5. Concert 8 p.m. $20. Info, 229-9000.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. FESTIVAL OF NEW MUSICS: See May 2, Top of the Hop, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 3 p.m. VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA: See May 4, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. DARTMOUTH COLLEGE GOSPEL CHOIR: Energized vocals charge a choral concert of secular songs gone spiritual. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 2 p.m. $12. Info, 603-646-2422. MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE COMMUNITY CHORUS: Students, staff, faculty and local residents raise their voices to celebrate spring’s advent. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 363-4604.

drama ‘MID-LIFE! THE CRISIS MUSICAL’: See May 2, 5 p.m. ‘WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?’: See May 2, 2 p.m. $24. ‘JUDEVINE’: See May 3. $25. ‘CABARET’: See May 4. PUPPET EXTRAVAGANZA: See May 4, 2 & 4 p.m. DOROTHY CANFIELD FISHER PORTRAYAL: Scholar and actress Helene Lang resurrects the writings and life story of this Vermont author at a reception with tea and treats. Old Stagecoach Inn, Waterbury, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

film DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: Romantics enjoy a two-fer of Richard Linklater’s Before Sunrise, in which two twentysomethings spend 14 hours together in Vienna, and Before Sunset, wherein the same characters have a chance reunion nine years later. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘FREE TO LEARN’: This 70-minute documentary examines the Free School, an Albany, N.Y., urban education experiment. Viva Espresso, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 238-9023.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ESSEX SPRING CRAFT & FINE ART SHOW: See May 5.

talks DISCOVER BURLINGTON’S PARKS: Historian Muriel More explains how the Queen City’s roster of green spaces grew to include hiking trails and baseball fields. Second floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0420. GALLERY TALK: Area residents absorb info about an exhibit that focuses on how Burlington and Winooski were built. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 3 p.m. $5. Info, 656-0750.

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sport WILDFLOWER WALK: Springtime strollers bring guidebooks to help them ID short-lived blooms. Meet at the entrance to Red Rocks Park, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5646.

activism BURLINGTON GREEN PARTY: Grassroots activists contemplate the Queen City’s political scene. Community Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-4382.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See May 2, 2 & 7 p.m. STOWE WEEKEND OF HOPE: See May 4. BIKE SWAP & SALE: See May 5, 11 a.m. – 4 p.m. MULTI-UNIT YARD SALE: See May 5. PLOWING MATCH: Competitors carefully lead teams of draft horses and oxen in an attempt to create perfect furrows. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m., competition begins at 10:30 a.m. $10. Info, 457-2355. MARCH OF DIMES: Supporters of research to reduce premature births make strides on routes of 2, 4 or 8 miles. Starts at the Bellows Free Academy, St. Albans, registration 8:30 a.m., walk 9 a.m. Donations. Registration and info, www. walkamerica.org or 800-696-9255, ext. 13. COTS WALK: Community members raise funds to help shelter the homeless. Battery Park, Burlington, registration 1:30 p.m., walk 2 p.m. Donations. Info, www.cotsonline.org or 864-7402, ext. 104. PEACE CORPS PARTY: Returned volunteers trade tales and share food, then bid a new batch of international aid workers bon voyage. Shalimar of India Restaurant, Burlington, 4 p.m. $10 includes dinner. Info, 656-8269. TROPICAL FISH CLUB AUCTION: Bidders net exotic species, plants and aquatic supplies at the VFW, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, www.tfcb.org or 864-0746. SALVATION FARMS CELEBRATION: Veterans and their families enjoy live music by Jeremy Harple and the Mud City Ramblers, along with children’s games, raffles and local food. Morrisville VFW, 5 p.m. $10, vets with proof and kids under 5 are free. Info, www.salvationfarms.org or 888-5055.


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PRECISION INSTRUMENTS If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many notes will do it justice? Hear for yourself when I Musici de MontrĂŠal performs Modest Petrovich Mussorgskyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s technically demanding, genre-bending opus â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pictures at an Exhibitionâ&#x20AC;? at one of the Celebration Seriesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; last concerts of the season. Founded in 1983 by maestro and cellist Yuli Turovsky, the 15-member chamber orchestra offers 100 performances annually, between a vigorous tour schedule and four separate concert series in the City of Saints. The group also fields a reputation for reference-quality versions of classical works â&#x20AC;&#x201D; I Musiciâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s recordings have won international awards for blending virtuosity with emotional depth. Catch the full concert, which also includes Shostakovichâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Chamber Symphony in F Major,â&#x20AC;? Tchaikovskyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Andante Cantabileâ&#x20AC;? and Dennis Gougeonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Coups dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Archets.â&#x20AC;? I MusIcI de Montreal

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107. OPEN EURO SESSION: Instrumentalists of all abilities play Eastern European tunes at the Euro Gourmet Market and CafĂŠ, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467.

dance SWING DANCING: Put on your saddle shoes and head for an old-fashioned sock hop at The Black Door, Montpelier, 7:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 223-1806.

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film CINE SALON: Film buffs break out tissues for screenings of the weepy 1917 melodrama The Adventurer and 1960s flicks Pas Je Deux and Two for the Seesaw. Howe Library, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-4120.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LIFE IN FRANKLIN COUNTYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: This enhanced oral history details early 20th-century Vermontersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; hardscrabble life of farming, logging and border smuggling. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See May 4, for babies and non-walkers. KINDERGARTEN REGISTRATION: See May 4. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. DADSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; GROUP: Fathers and fathersto-be bring offspring up to age 6 to a playgroup, meal and social hour. Winooski Family Center, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1422.

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SECRET MOVIE NIGHT: Indie film buffs wait with bated breath for a cinematic surprise. Studio STK, Burlington, 8 p.m. $3. Info, 657-3333. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE GROUND TRUTHâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: In this 2006 film, U.S. soldiers share their experiences on the battlefield in Iraq, then attempt to reassemble their lives after returning home. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1047.

PRESCHOOL PROGRAM: See May 2. Small snackers eat up Eric Carleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pancakes, Pancakes, then review the origins of different breakfast ingredients. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See May 4, for walkers up to age 3. WINOOSKI STORYTIME: Preschoolers aged 2-and-a-half to 5 expend energy in finger play and song, then listen to tales. Winooski Memorial Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 655-6424. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.

sport COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850. Tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;AI CHI FOR ELDERS: Seniors move through 20 fluid poses to increase vitality, balance and health. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. $4. Info, 658-5534. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SUMMIT TO SHOREâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Members of the Burlington Walking Work Group lead perambulators to a high point on UVMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s campus for a view of the city, then walk down College Street to Lake Champlain. Meet at Royall Tyler Theater, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 224-1103.

BURLINGTON WRITERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Blue Star CafĂŠ, Winooski, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. SHELBY HEARON: The novelist reads from her latest book The Year of the Dog, about a young pharmacist who spends a sabbatical in Burlington and adopts a seeing-eye canine. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 2. CHARITY BINGO: See May 2. RACISM STUDY CIRCLES: See May 2, Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 5:30-7:45 p.m. and Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 6:15-8:30 p.m. DONATION DROP-OFF: No polyester pantsuits, please! Wardrobe weeders cull duds to deposit quality, in-style clothes for a fashion-conscious fundraiser. Union Station, Burlington, 5-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, www. theclothesexchange.org or 862-3791. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics â&#x20AC;&#x201D; en français. Borders CafĂŠ, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: EspaĂąol-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. VERMONT TEDDY BEARS: Volunteers dress stuffed animals to raise funds for the Lincoln Library. Vermont Teddy Bear Factory, Shelburne, 8:30 a.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. HOUSE PARTY: Buyers, sellers and people considering becoming either gather info at a relaxed, Seven Days-sponsored real estate fair with a cash bar. Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-1020, ext. 36. HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: Before shopping, potential house hunters determine whether homeownership fits their needs. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.cvclt.org or 476-4493, ext. 211.

GLOBAL WARMING: Bjorn Lomborg, author of The Skeptical Environmentalist, interprets the facts about climate change, then joins a discussion moderated by environmental writer Bill McKibben. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL: Orthopedics and rehab expert Dr. Robert Monsey discusses why back pain occurs and the best way to deal with it. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 847-2886. WEDDING FASHION HISTORY: Bridesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; dresses werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always white? Costume designer Angela Brande explains the economic and cultural trends affecting 19th- and 20thcentury nuptial outfits. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, noon. $2. Info, 388-2117. ARCHAEOLOGY PROJECT INFO: Vermont State Archaeologist Giovanna Peebles lays out plans for a community-based study of 18th-century French settlement sites near Lake Champlain. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2211.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See May 2. STOWE CONCERT SERIES: See May 2. Harpist Heidi Soons, the principal plucker with the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, goes solo in a concert of wide-ranging material. COMPOSITION CONCERT: Music students offer new notes at the Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. RUSSIAN CHOIR CONCERT: Traditional folk songs, Cossack melodies and a cappella Orthodox church music fill Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5786.

dance â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SALSALINAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; PRACTICE: See May 2. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: See May 2. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;TAKING FLIGHTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Newly hatched choreographers spread their wings at a lightly produced showing of dance experiments. Dance Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

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film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;2046â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Hong Kong filmmaker Wong Kar-Wai follows up In the Mood for Love with this stylish, high-tech romance flick set in the future. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE POWER OF COMMUNITYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: This 2006 documentary chronicles how Cuba survived an artificial â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;peak oilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; crisis created by trade embargoes. Warren Elementary School, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4452.

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words MIDDLE EASTERN VOICES: Readers of Arabic, Persian, Jewish and Turkish literature in translation poke into Sahar Khalifehâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s novel Wild Thorns. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209. BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP: Readers review Autobiography of a Face, Lucy Grealyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s memoir about the results of a disfiguring childhood cancer. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

talks â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;BEARING WITNESSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A discussion of WWII propaganda posters, drawings by concentration camp inmates and Norman Rockwellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Four Freedoms paintings focuses on the art of social commentary. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 388-4581. ORAL HISTORY RESEARCH: Listeners train to catch talkersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; valuable stories on field recordings as part of documentary projects. Second Congregational Church, Jeffersonville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 644-2678. SPRING PLANTING TIPS: Susan Borg, owner of a local agricultural business, shows how to set out seeds and sprouts. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. DRY STONE WALL BUILDING: New Hampshire author and granite-stacking expert Kevin Gardner explains the history, technique and aesthetics of piling rocks into linear structures. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.


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STEP IT UP VERMONT: Citizens inspired by a national climatechange-awareness action on April 14 keep their momentum at a meeting to plan further activities. Burlington Community Glass Studio, 7 p.m. Free. Info, www.stepitupvermont.org or 318-1438.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 2. ESL GROUP: See May 2. CHESS GROUP: See May 2. KNITTING POSSE: See May 2. NOONTIME KNITTERS: See May 2. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See May 2. CHARITY BINGO: See May 2. VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: See May 2. RACISM STUDY CIRCLE: See May 2. IMMIGRATION & COMMUNITY: See May 2. CELEBRITY CHEF NIGHT: Miss Vermont teams up with master chef Arnd Sievers to present a four-course charity fundraiser. See calendar spotlight. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, reception 6 p.m., dinner 7 p.m. $45. Reservations and info, 865-6655.

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COUNTRY,-LOVING, DOWN TO EARTH, CAREGIVING ROMANTIC Where is the man who loves to come home to a clean house, cooked meals, loving partner, the man who needs pedicures and manicures, body massages, and a women who knows when to shut up cause you have had a bad day!!! Punkin, 51, #104774 READY FOR SPRING 27yo curvy SWF seeks intense, occasionaly messy, passionate, real, love that’s grounded in honesty, assurance, devotion, laughter, stability, and dedication. I am driven, intelligent, loving, fun, dependable, thoughtful, and passionate single mom and Full-time student. Want a man who can teach me things I don’t know, about the world and about myself. urnitegoddess, 27, u, l, #101753 HONEST, INTELLIGENT, GOOFY I am cute, sweet, and active. I can be a homebody, but enjoy getting out to chat with friends, listen to music, dance. I love to be outside, and am thrilled to run or walk by the water, hike, ski, or swim. I am openminded, introspective, thoughtful, athletic. I am looking for a long-term relationship with a kind, honest guy. sunflowerinvt, 29, l, #104757 FOR THE LOVE OF ART I see art all around me and dwell in revelation thereof. Fun, optimistic, very sensible, enjoy almost every type of activity. I like to bike ride for miles on a beautiful day or sit on a beach for hours. I love non-routine - I love change. I’m looking for a person who is as creative as I am. rt4evr, 54, u, #104758 QUIET, CREATIVE TYPE but not dark and brooding. I’m a Burlington professional in a demanding creative career that I love and love living in this city. I enjoy spending my leisure time engaged in fitness pursuits—biking, hiking, running, yoga and skiing...a partner for these activities would be a plus. I’m ready to share my life with a cultured, intelligent, hardworking and wellrounded man. callioppe, 33, l, #104377 LIVE WITH INTENTION I’m looking for a partner in fun and open conversation. There’s lots to do together, and if we feel free to open up with each other, we’ll have a great time. I can match the qualities of a fun loving, interesting, interested, selfconfident, physically active man. skiandbike, 53, #104739 BETTER THE SECOND TIME AROUND Ready to get out of the house and find new paths to travel. Love to meet you and see where we go from there. Coffee? Wine? Movie? searcher, 57, #104737 JUST ONE OF A KIND Hey, I’m a female engineer and haved lived in Vermont for two years. I’m looking for someone who’s honest, intelligent, has a sense of humor and a great personality. I’m pretty easy going and can laugh at anything. If you like the outdoors and are interested in learning more about me, drop me a line! Coolwater, 24, l, #104722

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CREATIVE KIND GOOFY MUSICIAN I enjoy hiking, camping, swimming, and jogging. I’m loyal, honest, caring, and know how to treat a lady. I’m generally laid back and open-minded. The most important thing in my life is family. ematrix453, 26, #104858 FUN, SMART AND CHILL I would say that I am quick to share about myself. If I feel I can trust you I will always be honest. I am looking for someone to spend some good times with in the coming year, maybe go hiking or swimming this summer and get to know one another. Friends or dating I am down for whatever. miamor, 21, l, #104834 THEY CALL ME ANY ... ‘cause I’m ready for Anything. So, about me. I’m funny, good-humored, kind of a dork, loyal, optimistic & honest. I enjoy hiking, riding, snowshoeing, camping, biking, hanging w/ friends, staying in/going out, movies & anything that sounds like fun. And about you. I’m looking for someone who is fun to be with, has a sense of humor and likes the outdoors. Pellie, 30, l, #104822 EASYGOING, FRIENDLY FEMALE HERE I’m a pretty honest, easy going, blunt, don’t like games or bs. I work, I like spending my time going swimming, reading, dancing, movies, music, meeting new people, traveling (not much lately). I wanna meet a bi or a les female to hang out with, share laughs and pleasures with. kittycat2626, 27, #104772 YUMMYMUMMY LOOKING FOR SOME FUN Let’s get hot and sweaty at yoga class, venture on to the spa where we will get massaged and waxed and slip into some barely-there black dresses over our designer panties and party the night away while the men dream about us. Sound like fun? You must be slender, unpretentious, confident, stable, sexy, and sweet. I will rock your world. yummymummy, 30, #104523 HORNY, EXCITING, SEXY, PLAYFUL, SERIOUS Summer will soon be upon us...just looking for couples, singles, male or female for skinnydipping tanning experiences in Bolton or Brewster River in Jeffersonville!! That’s all!!! Fun in the sun for all. mashelle, 27, #104522 INTENSELY DELICATE who consider themselves attractive, are comfortable with their feminine side, who take care of tintelligent, creative, and eccentric woman, who can grovel in the garden, and then get dressed up and put on the ritz. Avant garde mentality, self respect, classy, but no princess. Enough with this! You must be out there! sparrow, 51, l, #104495 THIS IS NEW TO ME married woman looking for friends—new close friends. biketraxx, 39, #104478

MEN seeking WoMEN MALE OR FEMALE OR BOTH Bi male who enjoys both roles male and female. I can adapt and enjoy that challenge. Seeking openminded woman, man or both who enjoy quiet times, sharing ideas and intimacy. A little kinky or alot. Sharing kisses and caresses, me very oral). Intelligent conversation, outdoors, music, concerts, flea markets, fun and all seasons. Accept me as I am and the same will be given in return. Any Takers? AriDebo, 49, #104862

SEEKING MY SHARONA Seeking “My Sharona.” Irresistible older man, who has turned his mid-life crises into a lifestyle, seeks attractive fit woman who is young at heart and spirit to travel the world. All you need is the time and a sense of adventure for a trip of a lifetime. Occupation: muse. Ambition: none. Goals: abandoned. Dreams: yes. Desires: more. dailor, 49, #104376 BORED, LONELY AND HUNGRY I don’t know what to write in here. I’m single, dedicated to anyone I’m with, not needy, some baggage but not much. No wife, no kids, no “significant other”, no STDs. I’m happier staying in and cooking a nice meal for close friends than I am going to a club although that’s fine too. That’s all I can think of. sophiesdad, 41, #104844 DONT PICK ME IM_THE NICE_GUY! Check out my pictures for my ad. It wouldn’t fit so being the geek/ tecky I am I made it into a picture! Besides you can never say too much in an add about yourself when you’re trying to find like-minded individuals! shortysclimbin, 23, l, #104829 OUTDOOR ADVENTURER NEEDS WOMAN FRIEND Spring and Summer can be quite boring if the right people to hang out with are missing. Looking for an active adventure partner to go hiking, biking, bushwhacking, canoeing, and other fun outdoors activities. Let me be your guide for the VT outdoors. Me, active outdoorsman outside high-tec job, internationaly spirited and open to worldwide travel as well. vt_adventure_guide, 37, l, #104818 LET’S MAKE MEMORIES… Just hoping to meet some people and perhaps make a friend or two. Falling in love with someone special would be a great outcome but is not an expectation. People tell me I’m friendly, intelligent, thoughtful, funny, and interesting. If you want to know more, send me a message! JustANiceGuy, 29, l, #104817 FUNNY, CHILL, FRIENDLY Hey I’m Jonny, I live Waterbury and work at Mt. Mansfield I’m looking for some one to share some good times with. Jonnyb609, 20, l, #104815 FUNNY, FUNNY, REPETITIVE I’m intelligent, thoughtful, caring, romantic— nah, I can’t say that with a straight face! I’m a funny guy, I like to entertain, and I’m looking for an attractive woman, 20s, who might enjoy partying, hanging out, being outdoors; nothing terribly serious. Just a good guy looking to have some fun. C’mon, you know you want to... bstar269, 28, l, #104814 MELLOW MAN OF MANY INTERESTS Compose? Who am I, Liberace? He’s dead.. Elton John? I’m going back to school and trying to get out of the food business, but that may have to wait again, as I live in the Mad River Valley. Looking for someone to hang out with; go for walks with my dog, coffee, see an art exhibit or band. Riverguy07, 38, l, #104813 BLUE COLLAR POET... I’m the protagonist in my own unfolding story—a modern-day Ulysses on a cerebral voyage in the land of enigmas. I’m attracted to irony, the gray betwen the black and white, witty repartee, spontaneity, flexibility, and women who are good with their hands. I like living off grid, dancing at night with the lights off, and prose that fires the imagination. Rodkakov, 55, l, #104812 HONEST, STILL LEARNING, SINCERE I am still discovering that I’m really an okay guy, not perfect but pretty damn good. When I make mistakes I try to fix them. I want an open relationship where talking about issues is ultra important. I have trouble being open, so I want someone who will help me and not let me back away from issues. bobk, 66, l, #104728

LOVELESS SWM SEEKING HIS MATE Me: Mid 30s, average-looking, has no children but wants to be a family man with right woman. NS, ND, NA and strictly hetero (straight). So listen to my voice, call my box #. “I HATE MY LIFE!!” IWANTTOKNOWWHATLOVEIS, 36, u, l, #101094

MEN seeking MEN DADDY WANTS SON TO SPOIL 50+ avg. build successful “DAD” looking to spoil 18 to 21 year old “son” on weekends. You are loving, slim, smooth and polite. Asian or blonde A+ but all considered. I want to spoil you! No smokers or drugs. If you’re looking now or have ever wondered what it would be like then I would love to hear from you. nyce1, 52, #104755 SUBMISSIVE 30 y/o sub male looking for heavy straight/ bi/gay married/single Dominant to worship and serve. Can be put to work cleaning, massaging, serving and can take a good caning or flogging. Bigger men a plus, 420 tolerant, sadists welcome. burlington, 29, #104805 JUST CONTACT ME cool guy seeking, new on town. monet, 35, l, #104794 SENSUAL UNINHIBTED MYSTICAL BIMALE Recently divorced, very masculine, great body. I love to play the part of the whore, and watch the eroticism in a mirror. Disease free but I prefer oral sex without a condom & you go all the way. I haven’t been with a man in two years so I’m very horny. Let’s turn winter into a hot sweaty summer. 104469, 48, #104469 WANAMAN WANAMAN WANAMIGHTY GOOD MAN Looking for a nice guy to spend some time with and go from there. Is it really this hard to find a person to click with and has it together. Or is it just this place i’m living in? SevenRx, 30, l, #104734 HOT SEXY BOY TOY I’m a SGWM looking for a strong manly guy to take care of me. I’m mostly interested in bi married men who aren’t getting what they need at home! If you’re a top that needs some loving this bottom is for you! hottie41804, 21, u, #103639 BI CURIOUS BIGGER GUY 300 plus pounds, very bi curious, only had experience once (oral), would like to meet someone to try it again, maybe more if things go right, need someone patient, willing to go slow and teach me things, average hung, I think decent girth, very discreet and expect the same, if interested let me know!!!! bicurious, 38, u, #104642 TASTY Very simple here - Attractive cute Latin guy(yes-I will have pic up soon). Looking for men 18-48 yrs., weight/height prop., DD free and with nice jewels like myself. Hey men - will answer any questions you got. Open to hookups, dates or just in need of a warm cuddle... all ok with me. Try me u might like me ;). sebastian, 36, u, #104621 KIND, UNINHIBITED, SEXY, FREE, PATIENT I am a fairly simple person. I graduated from college about a year ago and have been working as a pre-school teacher. I love many different things including; tennis, singing, acting and travelling. I am an open book and if there is something you would like to know, I would love to share it with you and hopefully vice-a-versa. Peace. Jupiter_Lightning_ Flash, 23, u, l, #104620

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NATURAL, HORNY, MELLOW happy and healthy, Looking for some fun, only lonely in bed, likes the quiet times in life, nature and gardening, cellphones are rotting our brains, touch feel caress and love life. lookingforfun, 41, l, #101648 LOOKING TO SATISFY I’m looking to meet a female for a discreet relationship. daytimefun, 42, #104639 MRNINEORMORE Glue Factory or Bust. Some think of me as an ASS yet I prefer to see myself as a White Mustang. I enjoy Horsing around and kicking up my Heels. Nothing makes me happy like a little Grass Hay now! If you Want a good ride you’ll have to pony up! It’s spring and this stud is ready to ride! bcnmk, 49, l, #104645 REALLY.. IM THAT EASY GOING.. Well, after a few other sites were filled with fake porno ads. I thought I would try on here. I’m single... sane... safe... and I’m looking for a nice easy going, discreet, regular encounter with a like-minded woman or women. If you looked up easy going in the dictionary... you’d find my face.. madhattervt_onyhoo, 31, #104641 HOT BODIES Good looking, fit guy seeking pretty, passive younger female interested in domination, restraints and role playing. Must be discreet and disease-free. goldmember, 38, #104629 LOOKING FOR A YOUNGER LADY I am 33, a single dad, own my own home and all that good stuff. I am looking for a sexy, caring, honest, sexual young lady for possible long term. vtjames742, 33, #104615

LOVE TO SHARE PLEASURE Looking for someone to explore all areas of pleasure together. JSG2007, 52, #104846

LOOKING FOR MORE Tired of all the plain old vanilla sex and want to explore some limits. Mine and yours. gemma, 49, #104601

AUSSIE ON TOP Just arrived in Burlington for a 6-month stay and looking for some summer fun. Also enjoy extra company (yours or mine) to keep the party going. Drug free, disease free, clean, discreet, built. Deliciously sweet. oceanbreeze, 38, #104823

ROLE REVERSAL I’m looking for a woman who likes to strap it on! I also enjoy cross dressing and feminization, but is not a necessity. light fem/dom okay. Seeking a like-minded woman or women. I live in central Vermont, but can travel. archer71, 36, #104606

MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT ME Older fit nice guy can go out for dinner and drinks and hold a conversation. Looking for fun and hot steaming multiple orgasmic pleasure-filled evenings, afternoons, mornings, weekends, whatever. I can work with your needs and fantasies. metoyou, 46, l, #104787

HOT DISCREET MAN 46 year old white man, attractive and intelligent. Looking to meet other men, women, or couples for safe and sensual encounters. Enjoy just about anything except pain. Let me know how I can make you cum. 104596, 46, #104596

CUCKOLD TO SERVE WOMEN/MEN Started out as a cuckold seeking women to go down on after your dates. Discovered along the way that I love to suck cock and be a slut myself. Now that Pearl’s is gone where do I go? Ready to serve MW couples or bi-men in ANY fashion...voyeurism, cuckolding, sub/ bull switch, let me be your slut. 73”, 175lb. vtcuck, 33, #104743 BI-CURIOUS I am looking for a guy that will show me all of the basics. I am so new to this and don’t know how to start. Older guys are a big plus. nightman, 39, #104742 LONG FAT AND UNDERUTILIZED I am looking for a young thin to average woman for hot, erotic play and sex. I am 35 years old with a thin to athletic build, well endowed with a voracious appetite for sex. Redbull, 35, #104724 GOOD COMPANY, GREAT SEX... I have a great sense of humor, I am a definite people person. I am good looking, I work hard, have my own home. I am looking for a purely physical relationship, someone that wants to have awesome, satisfying SEX, anywhere, anytime... If interested, I will answer, any and all questions 100% truthfully. I hope to hear from you :). 104702, 45, #104702

VOUYER LOOKING 37 year old married male, looking for discreet encounters with couples looking to be watched make love, joining is an option down the road, but must admit, chemistry and looks do matter. Very Very clean VERY discreet, respect the privacy of others as hope you will mine, older mid-thirties to mid-forties couples ideal. vouyervtguy, 37, #104544 MIND AND BODY STIMULATION I’m looking to spice up life with exchanges with a woman who wants to share revealing thoughts, words and fantasies. I like erotic art and enjoy creating illustrations of what is imagined by one or both of us. I will thrill you in a safe, fun and very discreet manner. Age is irrelevant. Let’s start the play with some e-mails. allsmiles, 51, l, #104474 HORNY GUY LOOKING TO PLAY I’m an older guy looking for fun and excitement. smeade61, 45, l, #104513 KINKY BI MALE WILLING Bi single male looking for fun with other, males RACE AND AGE NOT A ISSUE. browndog9, 46, #104479

LOVER WANTED FOR EXCELLENT WE LOVE TO WATCH ENCOUNTERS Couple, married but not to each other, loves to watch. M 50, 5-10, 165# good looking,shaved. I’m kind hearted and believe in the Chinese F 43, 5-7, 140#, sweet and sexy, shaved. We’re saying “Dinner isn’t over till both get their smart, funny, unihibited and appreciative. cookies”. I’m an attentive lover and love sex. Looking for a couple, MF, FF or MM for weekday I’m also an accomplished masseur and have afternoon ogling. We’re Page open to any ‘magic’ hands (so I’m told). I can change the 1x1-naughty111605 12/11/06 10:05 AM 1 scenario you’d like, let’s talk about it. ytcnlove, 51, same old, same old into the exotic and erotic. #102717 Let’s start slow and let it snowball from there. myth_inc, 46, l, #104496 LETS GET TOGETHER Sexy attractive couple looking to meet fun and erotic people. We would like to meet a female/couple interested in same room play or watching girl/girl play. She is very bi curious. LetsGetTogether, 37, #104543

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OTHERS seeking… MYLITTLESECRET I’m looking for a woman to share my life and wardrobe. To get dressed up and go out with. My litte secret has to be our little secret. Can you keep a secret? nina, 49, #104765 NEED 3RD OR MILD COUPLE We are a d/d free married couple looking for a (f) to join us for our 1st encounter or another couple for watching and touching, at least to start. 46m 44f, good looking, slim to ave build, he uncut and she nice body. Will send pics when the time is right. pater01, 46, #104714 OPEN MINDED SEXUAL DUO Couple experienced in kink, looking to branch out into other venues, including bi-sexual experiences. Interested in M2M, possibly F2F, voyeurs, ???. Meet, have a drink, see what cums up or goes down. Clean, DD free, discreet and good sense of humor. Gelee, 42, #104681 SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX Married couple in our 20s, looking for bifemale or the right bi-curious man or couple to join us for anything that may happen! jbstarks, 28, #101046

WOMAN SEEKING WOMAN Attractive young couple looking to bring another girl in the bedroom for a little fun. A girl who is open minded, experienced and dominant with a woman. Someone who is willing to be with both of us or just me with my boyfriend watching! I love oral both giving and recieving and toys are always fun too! CuteCplSBVT, 18, #104532 HIGHLY SEXUAL MAN SEEKS PLAYTIME I am an attractive, intelligent, open-minded person. I am FTM and am seeking someone who understands that I am a man despite my partly female body. I’m looking for someone whose sex drive can match or at least come close to my own. You can be of any gender—male, female or otherwise. Could lead to dating if chemistry is there. vt1981, 26, #101448 YOU CAN’T BELIEVE Interested in trying something redbushtip, 50, #104287

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Lovely Lamoille Lady I spy a cute, bright Stoweflake studying in the JSC library April 22, biking around Hyde Park, & running through my dreams—hope she’ll call or email... When: Sunday, April 22, 2007. Where: Lamoille County. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901510

I, Too, Spy Harleys When I’m out driving, when I’m out running, when I’m in bed... I hear them, I see them and what good-looking men on them and no girl... I want to meet someone that has a Harley. I miss riding & the season is here. Are you between 33-40? Want that blonde on the back of your bike this season? When: Monday, April 23, 2007. Where: Essex Junction. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901515

Walking at Price Chopper... Looks like you and a friend were going walking after parking your Jeep in the Price Chopper parking lot on Shelburne Road. You caught my eye and I thought I’d take a long shot that you might somehow see this! I’d love to actually get to introduce myself! When: Tuesday, April 24, 2007. Where: Price Chopper, Shelburne road. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901509

I spy Harleys ! See Harleys driving by - want to ride! Anyone need an attractive blonde to ride on the back? Love to ride, but new to the area and don’t know anyone who owns one. When: Saturday, April 21, 2007. Where: everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901514 I said, “You are Beautiful” I said, ”You are Beautiful”. Minutes later returned in my jeep asked you out to dinner. I smelled like coffee. You explained your new found freedom. I understand the need to step back and enjoy solitude after your loss.Would still enjoy dinner with you, good conversation and to share your beautiful smile. Your smile and gentle voice are still in my head. When: Wednesday, April 25, 2007. Where: Barre Dunkin Donuts. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901513 girlington zombie squad I spy the ladies of 207, fighting zombies, shredding the city, killing it all the time. I love love love you all, let’s be 12 years old this summer. When: Thursday, April 26, 2007. Where: home. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901512 the hottest guy in burlington... The girls voted and YOU are him. Your shaved head, earings and killer tattoo make me crazy. Is your name rob?? I asked someone who you are and all she said was “the only person I know who really undestands what unconditional love is”. Even if we never meet I just wanted to say hi. PS run with your shirt off more often. :) When: Saturday, April 14, 2007. Where: everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901511

Pitcher Inn You, great looking guy who waited on us at the Pitcher Inn in Wiatsfield. Those eyes, sexy smile, and soft voice made the service and meal wonderful. I was with a gentlemen who is no longer in my life. would you be intersted? When: Friday, April 13, 2007. Where: pitcher inn. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901508 To the beautiful man I was waiting to take your parking space at City Market, 4/25, 4:15pm. Our eyes met as you pulled out and we continued staring at each other. You-short curly hair, such beautiful eyes. Me- big blue eyes, like a doe caught in headlights, wished I had said something. Hope you read this and get in touch if you’d like. When: Wednesday, April 25, 2007. Where: City Market, Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901507 LAST ONE I spy the cutest puppy in Burlington and the luckiest owner in town (he knows it, though). Shout out to the only kitty I like (even if she is black) and now the whole house has been spied. When: Wednesday, April 25, 2007. Where: Grant St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901506 beauty from Rhode Island I dig your constellation freckles born of sunshine and bright ideas. It must have been the magic in the mushroom beads that brought us together. Thank you for the smiles and adventures When: Sunday, February 25, 2007. Where: Grant Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901505

I don’t spy you anymore but you’re often on my mind. Before the last snowstorm, I welcomed spring like we used to, with the first frigid skinnydip of the year - I hadn’t realized this’d been our tradition for five years, but going alone was quite different. Will you read this whole Ispy online? It’s not bad, I promise & I didn’t even cry when writing it :) When: Thursday, October 31, 2002. Where: From VT to AL to VA to VT. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901504 Chris WI now in Stowe We met at the Nail in Stowe Friday 4/20, U have my #, U used & left a msg, but didn’t leave your #, so I haven’t been able to call u back. Take 2? Try it again! When: Friday, April 20, 2007. Where: Rusty Nail Stowe. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901503 Contocook I always think of you when I pass Contocook...and I smile. I hope that life is good to you and that you are smiling too. When: Wednesday, September 17, 2003. Where: When I arrived here. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901502 Down the Road I Go I spy the Green Mountains getting smaller in my rearview mirror as I drive away...what a trip it’s been! Thank you for sharing your big piece of heaven with me. I am grateful for the song in my heart because of you. I’ll be seeing you. You can’t get rid of me that fast! When: Tuesday, April 24, 2007. Where: At the beginning of a beautiful friendship.... You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901501 Rocky Mountain Smile You: blond hair, white pants, fleece jacket and shoes with paint drips. I sat across from you at the Denver airport this weekend and was drawn powerfully to your radiant smile and sky blue eyes. You flew to Chicago and Burlington. My flight was delayed and I was unable to introduce myself. Let’s meet here in the Green Mountains. When: Sunday, April 22, 2007. Where: Denver Airport. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901499 Handsome Man On The Causeway/ Colchester Handsome bald man with goatee on the Causeway in Colchester Monday April 23rd around 12:30pm. You, on a bike, me walking. Me, purple running shorts and white tank top, you, not sure what you were wearing, I was too focused on your face. You were coming off the Causeway and I just getting on. We both smiled and said hello. When: Monday, April 23, 2007. Where: Colchester Causeway Path. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901498 JOEY! Sometimes I pick fights with you, but you were bred to fight, and you always keep great company in the living room. Sorry about the loud dance parties... and sometimes when I drink I tap on the glass. I am going to miss you when you leave in May... wait, Rachael’s taking you, right? When: Friday, April 20, 2007. Where: Converse Ct. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901497

Radio Deli Hot Lunch Thanks for the onion, do you want to see my bunion? Just kidding, but you are hot and you make a mean sandwich. I kinda wanted to follow you into the back room...or invite you over for steak. When: Sunday, April 22, 2007. Where: Radio Deli. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901496 Kittie at higher ground We met briefly at the kittie show. Me: bald, goatee, black coat, blue jeans. You: blonde, two lip piercings, turtle tattoo on back. you were lookin’ good! Just wanted to let you know it wasn’t you just bad timing, if we shall meet again...drinks on me! Cheers! When: Thursday, April 19, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901495 I SPY! My Birthday Man I’m your barracuda, and I know you want my fish eye all over your 30-year-old tank.... love you, and your tank..... When: Monday, April 23, 2007. Where: In *hot* water. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901494 gorilla biscuits shirt 4/20 YO!! nice STYLE. Yer such a babe. “I want you” When: Friday, April 20, 2007. Where: taste town. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901493 Beautiful night, beautiful boy Saw you around 9:30 PM with your blond buddy at the Mobil. You: dark green hat with a red star, black framed glasses, brown curls peeping out. Beautiful deep brown eyes and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s in hand. You left in a maroon car riding shotgun. What’s your favorite flavor? Wish I could share a scoop with you. When: Sunday, April 22, 2007. Where: Mobil by interstate between EJ+Winooski. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901492 Swoon I spy a sexy 1/4 Japanese babe strokin’ his g-string, man you make me crazy, perhaps we could explore meltin’, coozin’, and cheese munwey (slightly skeered)!?? When: Sunday, April 22, 2007. Where: Vermont. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901491 the leap of faith............ so I am hoping it was the definition of insanity here, and something different came about by doing something different. I hope to find out for myself if in fact.... they are. :) When: Saturday, April 21, 2007. Where: Your Gym!!. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901490 the best yoga teacher ever Girl...you stretch my heart to hold the world...lets get that thong-a thon going to welcome the summer! I am so grateful for what you are giving to us all and celebrate the path we are ever-evolving on. If you were a pretzel i’d eat you up...hey...you are a pretzel! When: Wednesday, April 18, 2007. Where: yoga mountain. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901489

tantric ben & jerry’s buzzbuzzbuzz life is happy and good my dear warrior brother, father of my son and amazing breathtaking ever-unfolding bliss bomb. Thank you for opening me like a lotus... can we have another margarita? Happy 4/20 babe When: Friday, April 20, 2007. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901488 Boomerang... We played hot and cold all summer and then you were gone. You were talking about me recently though and word got around. Have I been on your mind? “Spy” me back, Boomerang. A game of tag could be fun. When: Monday, August 7, 2006. Where: My livingroom floor. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901487 Look no further... I think I spied a professional, kind, attractive, stable woman? Looks like in her thirties! I’m here, contact me. Dinner,glass of wine? No games, real. You’ll definitely be happy you did! Hope to hear from you... When: Friday, April 20, 2007. Where: Northern VT. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901486 Whit!!!!! Where are you. Missed you in Oct. Hope you all are OK. Miss you guys. When: Thursday, December 2, 2004. Where: Winooski. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901485 When You Wish Uponna Star I spy a special girl who needs to believe in her renaissance 100%. Here’s to enduring friendship, wicked adventure and a summer packed with creative tension and success beyond our wildest dreams. Bienvenue! When: Friday, April 20, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901484 JP’s Danced with a cute Boston native . . . didn’t catch your name, but I did catch you with your pants down! Care to finish what we started? When: Tuesday, April 17, 2007. Where: Nectars. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901483 Hotty EMO You walked into the McDonalds on Main Street in Essex Junction. It was April 18, and warm out even though you had your hotty black hoody, and your tight jeans. Your long black hair flipped in front of your face. It was 7:45 pm. You: Man Me: Man If you get this message give me a buzz. When: Wednesday, April 18, 2007. Where: Mcdonalds. You: Man. Me: Man. #901482 Mplr Shaws 4/19 You: Hot guy in White GMC truck, red shirt, dark hair, sunglasses. Me: Blonde that was tempted to follow you home in my red Jetta. Single? Contact me to find out more. When: Thursday, April 19, 2007. Where: Montpelier Shaws. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901481

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Hottie @ ARC I spied a hottie @ the American Red Cross in Burlington 4/18. We were part of the last batch drawn that evening and if I wasn’t running late, I would have loved to have exchanged more than glances. Interested? Me: dark hair, blue polo shirt and jacket. You: sandy blonde hair, pink shirt, and stunning eyes. When: Wednesday, April 18, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901480

With the Spirit by Lake M.F.S. I was struggling, as were you, I couldn’t burden you at the time. You disclosed a secret to me by the lake and I am gratetful. Would you speak to me at graduation? I am sorry I was not a better friend, “relatively” speaking. I have been there and back. Many times since then. Peace When: Sunday, July 17, 2005. Where: Breakwater’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901468

Hunger Mountain Co-op, 4/17 You: dark-haired handsome man, re-entered the store and said hello. Me: tall, brown hair, smiling back. It was my birthday — want to help me celebrate? When: Sunday, April 15, 2007. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901479

Sara(h)Metronome Sat 4/14 We danced and got down and had fun.You were great! and then you were gone. I was too forward and didn’t get to apologize. You:BeautifulDancingMachine Me: Feeling like a jerk. I’ll hear anything you have to say. When: Saturday, April 14, 2007. Where: Metronome. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901467

Obnoxious blonde @ T-Hip show I spy an obnoxious fat blonde who bullied her way to the front of the crowd to try and get the set list, too bad you are too short and have stubby arms. I could care less if it was for your kid...you snooze you lose, besides I was in front the whole show. I hope you are still upset. When: Tuesday, April 17, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901478 St. Mike’s cutie Want to finish what we started in the van? When: Tuesday, April 17, 2007. Where: RJ’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901477 Josh from Hebrew class Sorry, I’m too slow at I-spy tag. Maybe we should play something else. A scavenger hunt? Secret codes? +44.46726 -73.21372... New baby is due next month, then you can buy me that beer you promised me in 2004... When: Monday, January 1, 2007. Where: I-spy section. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901476 redhead at tafts corners mobile I spy that hot redhead that took care of me yesterday afternoon at the Taft corners Mobil.. I’d love to learn more about you... you intrigue me... When: Tuesday, April 17, 2007. Where: tafts corners williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901475 Running Down Main Street Burlington To my running friend Jodi. We crossed paths twice in the same day had a short conversation as we ran towards the Waterfront in Burlington. The only thing cuter then your dog Bailey was you. I’m interested in learning more and hope you feel the same. How bout coffee or a run together sometime? When: Tuesday, April 17, 2007. Where: Main St.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901474 one of my favorites... I spy my partner in crime! You always have a cigarette for me, even though I don’t smoke… your 21st was WICKED fun. No surprise- i always have such a good time with you: Augies, Ri Ras, your front porch, whereever. Thank you for being awesome. When: Thursday, April 26, 2007. Where: Grant St, dt. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901473 I spy... the boy that taught me my favorite new drinking game at the needs. I’m not lying... but it is a woman’s perogative to change her mind. Aren’t surprises better? it’s all about positivity. Stop being so jaded and have a little faith in people. When: Tuesday, April 10, 2007. Where: Grant St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901472 “ME WITHOUT YOU” there were a lot of black hoodies at the party, and I think perhaps you took mine by mistake. it’s my favorite and I feel naked without it. I will do anything to have it back. I’ll even bake you cookies. Or give you money. Or both. When: Saturday, April 14, 2007. Where: the underwear party. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901471 Thank You Kind Girl I spy an honest, caring person who did the right thing. You found my black Coach wristlet outside of Asian House with my ID, Credit Card and Cash, and you brought it untouched to the police station. Thank you so much for making my night, your honesty is sooo appreciated!!! May the angels bless you!!! When: Thursday, April 5, 2007. Where: outside Asian House. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901470 More than a haircut? X-Rays, 4/14 0930. You not only cut my hair and gave great advice about pets, but you also had this guy thinking about you all day. You asked about my current situation and shared that you have an ex-boyfriend. Still single? Dinner? You: green/white shirt, dark hair, great eyes and smile. Me: Short, dark hair, red shirt and blue jeans. When: Saturday, April 14, 2007. Where: Essex Junction. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901469

The Sexiest Mitten Ever I stole your bracelet and you stole my heart: Remember how lonely the desert was? I thought about my mitten everyday and you kept warm, and we made it through didn’t we? Don’t worry, Baben, I’ll always be here to cook you dinner and do your laundry if you’ll always pick my back for me. When: Friday, October 14, 2005. Where: Rocky’s Pizza. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901466 Frieda: Spy, Spied Again I know it’s not a card, but maybe it will help brighten your day? Please take this one personally because you have everything to do with what a day-brightener you are for us consumers. When: Sunday, April 15, 2007. Where: Express Lane. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901465 LGA to BTV early flight. 7:29 a.m. leaving from NY. You sat next to me in the 7th row and boy you are cute! You were nice and only elbowed me once when we were hitting turbulence. You were kind and got my blue book bag down for me. Shyness got the best of me and would love to get to know you. When: Monday, April 16, 2007. Where: sat next to me on a plane. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901464 My 603-Sister :) You love the snow...I love to see it melt... but I hate to see you go! Who is going to take care of all the assholes for me when you’re gone? That time in the grocery store still cracks me up. You’re ridiculous. I’m gonna miss you, beautiful! When: Sunday, April 15, 2007. Where: Not often enough.... You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901463 Crazy Good .....or Crazy Bad? I spy my partner in the crime. Friday night was crazy (good or bad?). Who are you? I guess we have to start carrying lotions and oils around now. When: Friday, April 13, 2007. Where: At work. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901462 chris from plattsburgh at aod How can I find you before They Might Be Giants?!? When: Saturday, April 14, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901461 howard health “Lori” sp. Your name is Lori. Do not know how you spelled it. Saw you at howard Health on Pine Street. Wish we could meet and talk. When: Wednesday, April 11, 2007. Where: Howard Health on Pine Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901460 My Own lil Skittles Angel, you’ll always be the best person to come into my life. I’ll try my best to become a better man for you. I miss holding u as you’d rest beside me, all the looks you’ve given since the first day. Loved you since then and always will! I’ll wait an eternity for you to call me your P****y again! When: Sunday, April 15, 2007. Where: It must have been in heaven cause’.... You: Woman. Me: Man. #901459 You work at my gym We don’t really know each other but I’m the guy with the short brown hair who comes in wearing a black gym suit and now my new sneakers. You have a great smile, long brown hair that’s pulled back, and you’re in great shape. If you know who I am, and you want to say hi, just let me know. When: Wednesday, April 11, 2007. Where: Sports and Fitness Edge. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901458 Handsome & Professional RN Saw you for a second time at the L.I. Wished I had given you my number. We talked about your work and my classes. Will you be at the L.I. next Saturday 4/21? When: Saturday, April 14, 2007. Where: Lincoln Inn. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901457 Best Days Ever I spy my best friend. Here’s to having the best days ever. High five. I’m assuming we’re eating Sushi right now so enjoy. When: Monday, April 2, 2007. Where: Umiak Camp. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901456

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Dark Chocolate Goddess Your smile and humor brighten my days. You’re single now, and so am I? Is there a possibility. Me too shy to ask. Give me a sign. When: Saturday, April 14, 2007. Where: work. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901455 talking sprouts on earth day Very distinctive black cowboy hat wearing man. Conversed with you briefly in the 10 or less line at City Market. Do you want to try making sprout tortillas together sometime? When: Saturday, April 14, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901453 Rusty Nail’s hot cook I spy the redhead in the kitchen at the Rusty Nail. My salad was cold but you were hot, hot, hot!!! I’m a Sox fan but we can duke it our behind closed doors. When: Saturday, April 7, 2007. Where: Rusty Nail Kitchen. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901452 JK Jewelry Sexy Babe!!! I still haven’t received your response. Are you shy, bewildered, cautious? Im not. I have been in twice to JK Jewelry since our first aquaintance. I think you are secretly fantasizing about my very large package. It is quite noticeable. I can tell you want it. Who wouldnt. Would you like to go to Montreal? Bananaman 10.5” THICK When: Friday, April 13, 2007. Where: JK Jewelry. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901451 Santa Monica Grocery Cart Lady I spied you on North St. You driving, me inside. Been struggling made my share of errors, but there is one thing I do not regret, the time I shared with you. I don’t think the peace I experienced being next to you will ever be replicated. I am still grateful to have shared a ray of sun, the moon- When: Sunday, March 25, 2007. Where: North Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901450 STA-STA! There you go, roomie of mine, your very own I Spy. I love you tons, thanks for being the other female in the house! Let’s get some Citra and get WASTED! I adore your wino ways. May 2, Btown better Watch Out Now! Love, your Lizzy Lou-Lou XXXOOO When: Saturday, April 14, 2007. Where: U-hill, the bronco, and across the hall. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901449 Black Beauty at Second Floor I saw you working last Friday night. You sold me drinks but stole my heart with your smile. You said you had a boyfriend but I would love to meet up with you, even just to learn your name. When: Friday, April 6, 2007. Where: Second Floor. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901448 Pretty blue eyes I saw you first at Subway in the umall. I commented on your lovely blue eyes. Next I saw you in your car, I smiled and waved. I thought it was kind of weird seeing you multiple times. We should get together and have Subway. When: Friday, April 13, 2007. Where: Umall Subway. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901447 new hunger mountain produce worker You are the sexiest woman on my entire delivery route. When: Friday, April 13, 2007. Where: Hunger Mountain Co-op. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901446 ispy the Print Shop Crew Folding pamphlets, drinking tab, listening to elvis, working with bad copiers, and making me laugh. I only hope that you have an amazing graduation day and that great and amazing things come your way. Go into your future with a fierceness to do what you love and always know I am thinking of you and wishing you the best. -Di When: Friday, April 13, 2007. Where: they made me say it was a man. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901445 Brooke I love you I miss you so much tonight. My heart is crying. When: Saturday, October 30, 2004. Where: Kahiki Moon. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901443 Discovery Channel Shopper I spy a devastingly beautiful girl at Burlington Town Center Mall Sat. Apr.7th. You: certified babe,long,brown hair,sparkling smile,skull-cap, you carried a Discovery Channel Store shopping bag. Your girlfriend complimented my sister on her her purse. I think you were signing w/ a small boy? I was behind you at the parking tix kiosk. i would park your car anytime. :-) When: Saturday, April 7, 2007. Where: Burlington Town Center Mall. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901442 Tall, brunette, in pathology lab I spy Dr. Trotzky, soaking wet from the weather and munching on spicy italian sausage sandwiches and kosher dill pickles. You’re cute, I was wondering if, like, you, uhhhh, wanna sleep over? We could have breakfast in bed? Do you like french toast?? When: Thursday, April 12, 2007. Where: On the short bus. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901441

Your Gracious Guide to Love & Lust! Dear Mistress Maeve, I recently dove headfirst back into the dating pool, and I have to admit that I’m a little out of practice. I’ve been out on a few dates so far. Most of them were bad, with the exception of one. She and I really hit it off. At the end of the date I wanted to kiss her, but I chickened out because I didn’t want to offend her by coming on too strong. I know this question is probably lame in comparison to the other, juicier letters you receive, but is it OK to go in for the kiss on the first date? Thanks, Shy Guy

Dear S.G., No question about love or lust is too small to tackle. Besides, without courtship and kissing, we’d never get it on. Capiche? I think kissing on the first date is fine, as long as a few key things are in place — undeniable chemistry, strong eye contact and blatant “kiss me” body language (if she’s touching your arm while she’s talking to you and holding your gaze for moments at a time, she probably won’t cringe at a kiss). To be safe, you should follow a few first-kiss rules. Firstly, compliment her. Tell her you had a great time with her and that you hope to see her again soon. Next, ask for the kiss. It’s extremely hot to hear, “I’d really like to kiss you right now.” She’ll either give you the go-ahead or explain why she prefers to wait. In which case, no harm done — you’ve given her the ultimate compliment. And please, if she gives you permission to kiss her, go easy. Take your time. Pull her in close, touch her face and do not jam your tongue down her throat. Your first kiss should be sweet, and preferably closed mouthed.

Smooches,

MM

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2007 California: Wine Country’s New Champions B> May 10, Reception at 6 p. m. Dinner at 6:30 p. m., $65 per person. Chef’s Table, Richmond. Info, 802-2299202, space is limited, make your reservation today. Everybody knows the big-hitters from California, but a new wave of small unknowns are stepping up to challenge their reign over the vine. We put them to the ultimate test. Will they hold up to the menu? 2007 The Pacific Northwest Run Spring Wine Education: May 10, 6-7:30 p.m. $35 per person, plus tax. Spring Wine Education Series at the Inn at Essex. Info, 802-764-1413, space is limited, make your reservation today. Compare and contrast Oregon & Washington wines with Dellie Rex. Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Noir and Merlot will be tasted during this informative class. Features a discussion of the theme accompanied by a tasting of five wines. 2007 THE WINES OF SOUTHERN ITALY: May 17, 6-7:30 p.m., $35 per person, plus tax. Receive 20% off your dinner in Butler’s the night of the seminar. Space is limited, make your reservation. Spring Wine Education Series at the Inn at Essex. Info, 802-764-1413. Exotic and affordable wines are emerging from Southern Italy, an ancient wine region too often overlooked. Learn from wine instructor Dellie Rex about the incredible diversity of wines from this area. Taste delicate whites, big bold reds and lovely sparkling wines. Features a discussion of the theme accompanied by a tasting of five wine.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! ARGENTINE TANGO: Saturday, May 5, 3:00-11:00 p.m. $20. Champlain Club. Info, 238-8933 or email bri-

andalmer@verizon.net. Lessons & Milonga with Mylene Pelletier: 20 Crowley Street (off North Ave). All levels, no partner necessary. 3 pm Privates, 5 pm Beginner’s, 7 pm Intermediates, 8:30–11 p.m. festive milonga. BELLY DANCE WITH MYSTIQUE! 6:30-8p.m. Shelburne Athletic Club. $12/class or $40 for any four classes. Info, 802-989-1047 or email mystique@mystiquebellydance.net. EVERY BODY can dance, no matter what your age, body type, or fitness level. Belly Dance increases flexibility, strengthens muscle, and improves cardiovascular health. Start anytime, no experience needed! BURLINGTON BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Mondays and Thursdays, The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info, visit www.FirstStepDance.com or call 802-5986757. We teach a variety of classes covering Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango, Rumba, Cha Cha, Merengue, Swing and Nightclub 2-Step. Classes vary from introductory Level I classes, through intermediate Level II and III classes. No experience is necessary for the Level I classes, although the Level II and III classes require having completed the previous levels. No partner is required for class, so come out and learn to dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FLYNN ARTS SUMMER DANCE CLASSES: Begin June 4, Info, register by calling 802-652-4548 ext 4, email lynnarts@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter. org/education_pages/flynnarts. shtml.Don’t miss out on the new and exciting summer courses for adults and teens, including Street Tap, Fosse-Style Jazz, Afro-Caribbean Jazz, Modern Ballet Barre, and much more! Workshops with local and visiting artists round out the summer program. ZUMBA DANCE AEROBICS!: Tuesdays: 5:15-6:15 p.m.; Saturdays 9:15-10:15 a.m. $7 per class or $65 for 12 classes. Fitness Options in South Burlington. Info, 802-7343479 or email zumbagen@gmail. com. Zumba combines high-energy music with dance aerobic moves to create a fast-paced, fun workout. Each class is a fusion of Latin and international rhythms, combined with routines that tone and sculpt the entire body!

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Spring 2007 Session II: Classes are held in the Taiko Space at 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Kids Classes (Beginners), Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20, 5-week session begins 5/8. $40. Adult Classes (Advanced Beginners—Yodan), Mondays, 5:30-6:50, 5-week session begins 5/8. $45. Gift certificates are available! Info, email classes@ burlingtontaiko.org or call 802658-0658. HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Wednesdays at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Beginners Conga Class, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Beginners Djembe Class, 7-8:50 p.m. 3-week session begins 5/9, 5/23, 6/6. $30/session. Walk-in price: $12. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@ burlingtontaiko.org or visit www. burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND TAIKO CLASSES: Kids and Parents (Beginners—Matsuri), Thursdays, 6-6:50, 5-week session begins 5/10. $80/pair. Adult Classes (Beginners), Thursdays, 7-7:50, 5-week session begins 5/10. $50. In the Community Meeting Room at the Richmond Free Library. Paid pre-registration is due by 5/3, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Info, email classes@ burlingtontaiko.org or call 802434-2624 for Richmond class information.

education Developing A SERVICELEARNING PROGRAM: LEARNING THROUGH EXPERIENCE IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: June 1725, Info, alex@livelearning.org. This nine-day immersion course combines an intensive service experience with academic work in order to help you learn how to coordinate or refine service-learning programs in your own school/community. Credit: 3 gaduate credits (optional). See www.livelearning.org for more information.

empowerment EMPOWERING MEN AND SATISFYING WOMEN: Monday, April 30 - June 4, 6:15-7:30 p.m. / 7:459 p.m. $60, 6-week series/$12 drop-ins. The Underground, Randolph, VT. Info, 802-767-6092 or visit www.innerharmonyvt.com or email innerharmonyvt@verizon. net. Two relationship interactive workshops/support groups (6-wks) explore new ground rules for men and women, and gain tools to overcome obstacles to truth, respect, and lasting love. What’s the Hurry: Dating for the Long haul: 6:15-7:30

p.m. Examine old habits, set new boundaries, while building a model for a friendship network and strong gender relationships. New Rules for Marriage through Empowerment: 7:45-9 p.m. Explore a new paradigm for empowering marriages through appreciation and the celebration of one’s gifts and strengths. Facilitated by Cindy Sutherland, MA, CYT, and Robert Walker, MA, InnerHarmony Community Wellness Consulting.

feldenkrais AWARENESS THROUGH MOVEMENT®: Classes every Monday starting April 30, 6-7 p.m. $10 per class or $52 for 6 weeks in Burlington. Improve posture, range of motion, be pain free. Info, call Darragh Lambert, CFP, 863-2438. Know what you do so you can do what you want.

fine arts FINE ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Monotype Workshop, Saturday & Sunday, May 19 & 20, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Portrait Drawing Workshop, Saturday & Sunday, June 9 & 10, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Summer Impressions, A Pastel Landscape Workshop with Robert K. Carsten, P.S.A., Saturday, Jun. 16, 9:30 a.m. – 4.p.m. Design and Expression in Pastel. Instructed by Robert K. Carsten, P.S.A. Saturday & Sunday, August 18-19, 9:30 a.m. – 4 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

healing QUANTUM-TOUCH® ENERGY HEALING: May 11 (evening lecture/demonstration); May 12-13 (class). May 11, 7 p.m.; May 12-13, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. lecture: $10; class: $295 before 5/7; regular price $345. Middlebury Fitness Center. Info, 802-388-0254 or email jkenyon@ gmavt.net or visit www.healing-inhawaii.com. Give yourself a healing gift Mother’s Day weekend. Quantum-Touch offers a life skill for daily use by lay and professional. Through breathing and body awareness exercises, workshop participants learn to amplify and focus life-force energy. Alternative Medicine Magazine calls Quantum-Touch “a breakthrough in hands-on healing.” THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED: HOW TO FOLLOW YOUR PATH, EXPERIENCE JOY, AND LIVE YOUR DREAMS: Saturday, May 12, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $125 workshop and lunch included. Back Inn Time in St Albans, 68 Fairfield. Info, 802-8492766 or visit www.aloha-works. com Learn how your thoughts and emotions create your experience and practice techniques for living in


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herbs AROMATHERAPY BASICS : Monday, May 7, 6:30–8:30 p.m. $15. with Laura Brown . Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal Street, Winooski. Info, 865-HERB or visit www.purpleshutter.com. Our sense of smell is one of our most important resources. Imagine a fragrant rose, a pie cooling or the outdoors scent of fresh balsam. - each evokes a different response from us. That is the power of smell! Laura, of Purple Shutter Herbs, will introduce you to the magical world of aromatherapy. Together you’ll learn how to create your own aromatic massage oil & a natural fragrant aroma mist – using only pure essential oils. Participants will go home with their own handmade goodies! HONORING HERBAL TRADITIONS: One Saturday a month, beginning in April through the growing season. $800 includes all materials, reference book and membership to United Plant Savers. Join Kelley Robie, of Horsetail Herbs, for an eight-month Herbal Apprenticeship program held on her horse farm in Milton, VT. Info, call 893-0521. Preregistration required. We will be covering herbal therapies and nutritional support, with emphasis on the body systems. Learn hands-on instruction for home medicine making. Plant identification will take place in fields, forests, and wetlands. Eat wild foods and learn about plant sustainability. Herbal healing is a rich part of our human history. Make this summer an empowering health journey for yourself! VSAC grant accepted. ORIENTAL HERBAL MEDICINE PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www.elementsofhealing.net. Open House May 2 at 7 p.m. and May 12 at 10:30 a.m.This class will meet one weekend a month and will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn the fundamentals of Oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, 5 element, 8 principle, and Oriental internal medicine theory. An in-depth study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis will make this course an extremely practical introduction to the art and science of Oriental herbal therapy. There will also be a hands-on approach to working with loose herbs and combining them into classical formulas.This class is appropriate for all body-workers and health-care providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify. VERMONT SCHOOL OF HERBAL STUDIES: Six-month apprenticeships (one weekend per month), retreats and workshops. Info,call 461-3509 or write VSHS, P.O. BOX 232, Marshville, VT 05658 or email info@vermontherbalschool.com. Focusing on student participation w/hands-on demonstration. Our most popular choice is an 16-hour one-on-one weekend, specialized to fit your needs. Certificates awarded upon completion and based on attendance and participation. For beginners and intermediate.

WILD HERBS & VERMONT GARDENS: EXPLORING THE HERBAL LANDSCAPE: May 6 - October 7, 1st Sunday/month. 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. $200, includes handouts, supplies. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism. Info, 802-229-5895 or email greenquiet@verizon.net or visit www.grianherbs.com/vcih. Visit the woods, meadows, farms and gardens that our medicinal plant friends call home. Learn basic botanical identification; common household uses; ethical harvesting; medicine-making skills; herbal firstaid. See web for additional information and more classes.

holistic health HOMEOPATHY FOR INFANTS AND CHILDREN: Saturday, May 19 and June 2, 1-4 p.m. $55, total. The Well, Rt. 108, Mountain Rd., Jeffersonville. Info, 802-878-3725. What is homeopathy? How can families use homeopathy to relieve common childhood symptoms like earache, fever, colic? This short course will introduce homeopathy, a safe effective method of healing using readily available natural remedies. If you already use homeopathy, this is an opportunity to discuss issues and refine your skills. If you’re new to homeopathy, this class will give you enough info to get started and guide you to resources to learn more. Pre-register by 5/7. Classes taught by Patricia Hechmer, homeopath practicing in Burlington and Jeffersonville. THE AURA-SOMA SYSTEM AND ITS ROLE IN THE WORLD AT THIS TIME: May 31 - June 5, 10 a.m. 5 p.m. $750, Trapp Family Lodge. Info, 802-388-6227 or email cjmck101@sover.net. Explore why Aura-Soma was given to humanity now and what is the potential of the Aura-Soma System in the growth of consciousness, particularly in the United States.

kids CHILDREN’S CAMPS: Summertime is fun-time at the Flynn. For a brochure listing the full range of FlynnArts camps, classes, and programs, call 652-4548, ext. 4 or email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or download it at www.flynncenter.org. With a variety of exciting children’s camps, Summertime Jazz opportunities (including Latin jazz camp with Jazzismo), and classes and workshops for teens and adults. CRITTERS! SUMMER ART CAMPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Weeklong camps from June 25 - August 17. Full-day and half-day (for ages 5-7) programs. Ages 5 through teen. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Painting, Theatre, Mosaic, Clay on the Wheel and Handbuilding, Metal Arts, Bookmaking, Digital Photography and Photoshop Elements, and much more! $225 full day, $130 half day. Young Rembrandts camp, (for 7–12-yearolds) August 13–17, Summer Art, 8:30-10 a.m. and Pastel Drawing, 10:30 a.m. – 12 noon. $70/session and $130/both sessions.

language BEGINNER CHINESE CLASSES: May 14 - July 2, 4-8 p.m. $95. Essex High School. Info, 802-316-6828 or email learn_mandarin_chinese@yahoo.com. Chinese classes for all ages.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] FRENCH AND SPANISH CLASSES: May 7 - June 25, 6:30-7:45 p.m. Language Learning in Vermont. $240. Info, 802-498-3343 or visit www.languagelearninginvt.com. New this spring! Beginning French and Spanish. All ages welcome. SPANISH CLASSES: For beginners $135/9 weeks, Beginner II $120/7 weeks. Beginner III $120/7 weeks. Material and Handout included. Info, 802-347-1431 visit www. justspanish4u.com or email info@ justspanish4u.com.If you want to learn Spanish look no further, at Just Spanish 4u, Spanish is our expertise and native tongue. We offer affordable one-on-one, small groups and classes for corporations (free, in-house personalized introduction to the Spanish language) at a convenient time schedule to fit your professional or personal needs. Hurry up and reserve your seat to the exciting, diverse and fun world of Spanish.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, May 1, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes meet Monday-Friday, 5:306:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays and Thursdays, 45 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-864-7902 or visit www.iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips, and rib cartilage and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth-generation lineage teacher of the Yang style. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893.

Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Suite 35, Williston. First class free. Info, 660-4072, visit www.bjjusa.com or email Julio@bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-tolearn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage Introductory Thai Yoga Bodywork Workshop in Bristol: Saturday, May 5, 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. and 3:30-6:30 p.m. $30, Bristol Yoga. Info, 802-9855888 or visit www.bristolyoga. com. Learn a series of simple and effective techniques to increase flexibility and ease. Thai Bodywork beautifully combines massage and assisted stretching. No experience necessary! Whether you would like to bring bodywork home to family and friends, or are considering professional training, come enjoy a relaxing and rejuvenating day of massage. Individuals and pairs are welcome. ORIENTAL BODYWORK PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www.elementsofhealing.net. Open House May 2 at 7 p.m. and May 12 at 10:30 a.m. The 500-hour Oriental Bodywork provides students with a solid foundation in Traditional Oriental Medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage; Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. The course will involve a detailed study of Oriental medicine theory, including the body’s meridian system and acupressure points, Yin Yang Theory, 5-Element Theory, 8 Principles of diagnosis, internal and external causes of disease will also be studied, as well as Oriental pattern differentiation. Additionally, diagnostic methods of finding disharmony (pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis) will be explored giving students the tools necessary to treat a wide range of disorders and imbalances. This allows students to create not just a relaxing massage experience but also a health treatment plan that can be implemented during their massage sessions. A Western science class, Anatomy and Physiology, personal and professional ethics and business development has been incorporated into the bodywork program as well. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify.

SWEDISH MASSAGE PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: Now enrolling for the fall. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, September 11, 2007 - June 5, 2008 Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Info. Call 658-7715, www.touchstonehealingarts.com Touchstone Healing Arts offers a 650 contact hour program in Therapeutic Massage. This course provides students with a solid foundation in therapeutic massage, anatomy and physiology, clinical practice personal and professional development and communication skills. Learn more about this training at our Introduction to Massage School Workshop. Saturday, June 9, 1:30-5:30. $25 Pre-registration required, call 658-7715. THAI MASSAGE WORSHOP: May 26, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $395. Info, 802-524-9005 or visit www.northwestacademy.biz or email hbwb@ verizon.net. Students will have time to practice what they have learned 1-on-1 in a supportive environment. This class is excellent for couples, someone interested to incorporate Thai massage into their current massage routine, Explore Thai healing. 4-day intensive!MC/ Visa accepted

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Mondays through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http:// www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

metal/stained glass METAL AND STAINED GLASS CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Bronze Casting, Saturday, May 12, 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. One-Day Copper Foil Workshop, Saturday, May 19, 9 a.m. – 6 p.m. New early payment discount! See website for details. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

music THE FLYNN ARTS JAZZ PROGRAM: July 16-20, get into the swing of jazz this summer, at the Flynn Center! The FlynnArts Jazz program. Info, to register: call 652-4548, ext. 4, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org, or download FlynnArts’ summer brochure at www.flynncenter.org. A synthesis of personalized instruction, specialized workshops, a faculty concert, student performances, and collaboration in a week of memorable and meaningful music-making. Young musicians can take Latin Jazz Music, Latin Dance, or Latin Jazz Hand Percussion, and

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performing arts THE PHYSICAL COMEDY WORKSHOP: June 10-22, 9 a.m. each day. UVM tuition rates apply. For more information, please visit the website. UVM Campus. Info, 802656-2085 or visit www.learn.uvm. edu/arts or email ddahlgren@ newbreedmarketing.com. A 2-week intensive program exploring the realm of physical comedy, including movement, clowning, character development and physical techniques. Join OBIE-award winning clown Bob Berky and guest this summer to bring out your inner clown! 3 credits or non-credit option available.

pilates 123 PILATES: Get a personalized program just for you and experience how the classical method of Pilates exercise can promote positive change for the whole self. Stop in and visit our studio, complete with five reformers fitted w/towers, a separate studio for private sessions, and a sprung maple wood floor. See our Spring schedule at www.123pilates.com. Call today to make an appointment for a free introductory session, and register for private sessions and small group classes. Beginners are always welcome! 49 Heineberg Drive, (Hwy 127), Colchester. Info, call 802863-3369, visit www.123pilates. com, email lucille@123pilates. com. Lucille L. Dyer is a Certified Movement Analyst and Pilates instructor with over 20 years of experience teaching dance, choreography, and fitness. She specializes in Pilates, integrative movement, and dance through Laban-based movement explorations and notation. ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale within the Espire personal training studio. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-3102614, or email lynnemartens@ msn. com, or visit www.Espirefitness.com and click on Absolute Pilates. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Pilates Day, May 4, 2007! Please join Pilates Space (conveniently located at 208 Flynn Avenue, near Oak Ledge Park) for this year’s Pilates Day celebration and fundraiser on May 4, from 5-8pm. Evening will include an 8 p.m. raffle for the Pilates-in-the-Schools Initiative (www.pilatesmethodalliance.com), featuring a grand prize of a 10-class Pilates package at Pilates Space as well as local mind/body items and services. The evening will also include a 5 p.m. reception with food

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« pilates provided by Tilley’s Café throughout the evening, a 6 p.m. Pilates Master Mat class taught by Pamela Stone Turner, Polestar Educator and owner of Pilates Space ($15 - limited space), and a 7 p.m. “Salsa” Pilates performance demonstrating unique choreography utilizing Pilates equipment. (The evening will dovetail with a Flynndog Gallery opening of a selected collection of work by Hispanic artists from near and far). As always, try a free intro to the Pilates Reformer on Saturdays at 10:30a.m. Call 802-8639900 or visit www.pilatesspace.net for more information and to sign up. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

psychic DEVELOPING YOUR HIGH SENSE PERCEPTION: May 5, 12, 2-5 p.m. $40. 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info, call Sue 244-7909. Learn to use the full range of your psychic abilities, and work w/ energy fields. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author. Limited to 10 students.

reiki REIKI: Join Sukhada Repass, certified Reiki Master Teacher, for a Reiki Clinic on the second Saturday of each month. Donations cheerfully accepted. Info, email rayoflight108@gmail.com or 802-7304440. Visit www.rayoflight108.com Please contact me if you need directions and RSVP. Try Reiki for relaxation, stress reduction, increased health vitality & pain reduction. Experience the benefits of Reiki with any ailment i.e., Diabetes, back pain, Sciatica, Thyroid. Saturday, May 12, 3-6 p.m., Blossoming Lotus Yoga Studio, 36 School Street, Johnson. Sukhada teaches Reiki classes, all levels, on a regular basis. REIKI JIN KEI-DO LEVEL I TRAINING COURSE: May 12 & 13, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Saturday; 10 a.m. 2 p.m. Sunday. $140. Maya Center for Integrated Medicine. Info, 802310-0942 or email info@mayactr. org or visit www.mayactr.org/announcements.php. The Maya Center is sponsoring a level I Reiki Jin Kei-Do training course. This is the practice of Reiki with compassion and wisdom taught in a balanced way. Led by Reiki Master Jean Potter this training session will teach you to integrate all three components: Reiki-compassion - wisdom into your daily life.

BASIC JUDAISM CLASS: Sunday, May 6, 12:30-2 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. Donations. Info, 802-872-0544. “Sabbath: Finding rest, renewal & delight in our busy lives” is the next topic in this thought-provoking series on Judaism led by Rabbi Raskin of the Chabad Center. Do you “feel” Jewish but don’t actually know that much about Judaism? Come and learn! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?: LISTENING FOR GOD IN THE MANY DECISIONS OF LIFE: Saturday, May 19. 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $35 includes lunch and program fee. First Congregational Church of Burlington. Info, 1-800-245-7378, or visit www.FaithAtWork.com. In this one-day retreat, we will talk about and experience ways of listening for God’s still, small voice in the many decisions of life.

spirituality DZOGCHEN MEDITATION RETREAT: May 5-6, DZOGCHEN foundation teachings: “Entering the Path of Great Perfection”($100). May 7, “DEITY YOGA: Teachings and Empowerment” ($50). May 9, “DZOGRIM teachings: Transforming Afflictive Emotions into Wisdom” ($60). May 10-13, “TREKCHO DZOGCHEN retreat: The Perfection of Primordial Awareness”($200). Suggested donation for Entire Retreat: $300. No one turned away for financial reasons/Work Study/ Scholarships available. Teaching location May 5-13 events, Holley Hall, Bristol, VT. Info, www.ddcv. com, email ddcv@gmavt.net or call 802-453-3431. Traga Rinpoche is a highly recognized Buddhist Retreat Master chosen by H.E. Garchen Rinpoche to come from Tibet to the US to teach Western Students. This is a rare opportunity to receive teachings from a realized Tibetan Meditation Master. This event is sponsored by the Drikung Dzogchen Community Vermont (DDCV). TIBETAN BUDDHIST TEACHING: Talk with Traga Rinpoche. Friday, May 4, “Karma: Planting the Seeds of Happiness”, 7 p.m. $10 suggested donation. All are welcome to this public talk. Location will be at the Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, visit www.ddcv.com, email ddcv@ gmavt.net, 802-453-3431. Traga Rinpoche is a highly recognized Buddhist Retreat Master chosen by H.E. Garchen Rinpoche to come from Tibet to the US to teach Western students. This is a rare opportunity to receive teachings from a realized Tibetan Meditation Master.

sports BOOMERANG DEMONSTRATIONS: April 26 - May 16, 4:30 p.m. - 6 p.m. Mon-Fri and Sat/Sun, midday. Free. North Branch Nature Center. Info, 802-223-0646 or visit www. crescentmoonboomerangs.com or email crescentmoonbooms@gmail. com. Come to the North Branch Nature Center in Montpelier for live demos of boomerang throwing and catching. If interested in learning and other info go to www.crescent moonboomerangs.com.

FIRST STRIDES WOMEN’S BEGINNER WALKING/RUNNING PROGRAM: Wednesdays, May 2 through July 25, 5:45-6:45 p.m. Williston Community Park, 195 Central School Dr. $45. Info, 879-7734 x219 or email michelejmorris@aol. com or visit www.sfedge.com. This proven, fun program uses encouragement and training to improve the fitness, self-esteem and support network of women of all ages and abilities. Walkers and beginning runners welcome. Register at Sports & Fitness Edge—Essex or website.

wood WOOD WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Bowl Turning, Instructor: Ralph Tursini, Saturday/Sunday, May 12-13 or June 9-10, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Mastering The Bandsaw, Sunday, June 3, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Advanced Box Making, Tuesday-Friday, June 16-17, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Green Chair Construction: Ladderback Chairmaking Using Green Wood, Monday – Friday, June 18-22, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Exquisite Surfaces and Details, Instructor: Garrett Hack, Monday–Friday, Aug. 20–24, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m.; Solid Wood Construction, Instructor: Garrett Hack, Saturday–Wednesday, Sept. 15–19, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter. org. WOODWORKING SCHOOL AND APPRENTICESHIP PROGRAM: Build an Adirondack Chair, May 5. Build a Shaker End-Table, begins April 27. Pen Turning, May 16. Jewelry Box Workshop, begins May 30. www.communitywoodworkersshop. com, 382 Hercules Drive, Colchester. Info, call 802-654-SHOP.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $14 drop-in, $110 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage. Christine is also a certified ayurvedic consultant. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $75 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (YOGA) or piper@ burlingtonyoga.com. Classes: Anusara Inspired, Beginner, Flow, Slow Flow, Iyengar style, Kripalu, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Prenatal and Restorative Yoga. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna. EVOLUTION YOGA: Classes for all levels taught in Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar,

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and3x8-KeensCrossing041807.indd Ashtanga traditions. Specialty 1 classes offered weekly in pre-natal, post-natal, fundamentals, restorative yoga, and yoga for 60+. $13 drop-in, $11 hour-long classes, $120 10-class card, $100 10-class card for 1 hr classes. Monday, 5:45 p.m. vinyasa community class is “pay what you can.” Find a class that is right for your level of experience and feel the benefits of yoga. Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info, 864-9642, evolutionvt.com. Evolution offers a full baby/children’s yoga program from 2 months to 9 years, as well as teen classes. Summer sessions begin June 19. See descriptions and schedule at www.evolutionvt.com. Check out our May workshops: Together Partner Yoga with Andrea and Bill O’Connor, Saturday, May 5, 3-5 p.m. Mother’s Day Yoga Retreat with Jennifer Harris, Sunday, May 13, 2-4 pm. Unlock the Secrets of your Backbend Anatomy and Yoga with Susan Cline Lucey and Janet Carscadden PT Saturday, May 19, 2-5 p.m. The Art of Baby Wearing, Saturday, May 26. Call 864-9642 or register online. INTRODUCTORY THAI YOGA BODY WORK WORKSHOP IN BRISTOL: Saturday, May 5, 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. and 3:30-6:30 p.m. $30. Bristol Yoga. Info, 802-985- 5888 or visit www.bristolyoga.com. Learn a series of simple and effective techniques to increase flexibility and ease. Thai Bodywork beautifully combines massage and assisted stretching. No experience necessary! Whether you would like to bring bodywork home to fam-

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3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com. Burlington, North Avenue Avail 5/1. Studio. 2nd floor. $545/ mo. Parking. Neville Companies, Inc. (802)660-3481 x 1021 www. nevilleco.com/residence. Burlington, On the lake Great views; secluded beach. Unfurnished house; 1-acre of land. 3-bdrms. 10 min. from downtown. Refrigerator; stove; D/W. Refs. Lease. $2200/ mo. Call 802-879-7580. Burlington, Shelburne St Avail 7/1. 3-bdrm, $1325/mo. Heat & H/W incl. Parking. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com.

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Burlington Unfurnished, 2Burlington Upper College St., 1bdrm, heat and hot water, gar1x1-heatherarmata050207-2-classy1 4/27/07 1 3:27:45 PM bdrm, parking, lg. rooms and closLand for sale 86-acre wood lot. bage, parking included. NS/pets. Burlington, Shelburne St ets. Galley kitchen includes DW. Full Off town trail, off the grid. Nice Avail. 6/1. $975/mo. + dep. Call Avail 7/1. 2-bdrm, $870/mo. Parkbath, separate storage. Clean, quiet, views. Foulsham Farm Real Estate. 658-9330. ing. Neville Companies, Inc. 802no pets. $850/mo. 985-5598. $125,000. 861-7537. 660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco. Burl 3 or 2/3 bdrm - June 1 com/residence. Two bedroom Burlington Middlesex 1-2 bdrm house on Really good landlord looking for apartments available June 1 on quiet 1/2 acre lot bordering really good tenants. 2-large units Burlington/Winooski Apts North Winooski, Church Street brook. $105,000. 1 mile to Exit 9 in an Old So End Victorian, by Studio, 2, 3, & 4 bedroom apts. $900-$995.00 No pets, parking. on I-89. Call 802-223-4611. Shaws, Oakledge, 1-89. 1st flr 3available June 1. Bright & sunny, 862-8925. storage, porches, hardwood. No New Haven Farmhouse FSBO: bdrms, LR, Ktch, HDWD, porch, garage, parking $1400/MO. + util. smokers. References required. BURLINGTON Brookes Avenue 1873 farmhouse tastefully remodlease. 2nd flr 2/3bdrms,Kitch, 802-864-4838 for more info. second-floor quiet bright Victorieled 4BR, 1 Bath, 1800 sq. ft., 2LR, HDWD, Porch, Garage, Parkan 2-bedroom apartment, living- Burlington: Quiet Street car garage, 3.5 acres. Incredible ing $1350/mo. + util. lease. room, diningroom, eat-in kitchen, Green Mountain views. $154,500/ Plattsburg Ave: 3-bdrm, 1-bath, 652-4184. small study, balcony, backyard, OBO. Inspection May 5 and 6, 10large front porch, newer carpeting, parking, basement laundry & 6. House to be sold Sunday, May 6 Burl: 3 Minutes to Beach! W/D hookups. No pets. Avail. NOW; to HIGHEST BIDDER 802-236-9995 Harrison Ave: Bright & cared for storage. Cats OK. Lease, deposit. 12 mo lease. No students/smokers. $1280 plus utilities. Available Details at: www.vermontgarlic. Nantucket-style duplex. 2-bdrms, $1095/mo. 802-846-9568. www. June 1. 899-3015. net. 1 bath, granite countertops, ofHickokandBoardman.com. fice, W/D, deep fenced yard. N/P. Burlington - 2/3 Bedroom charming burlington condo 6/1 $1500/mo. 802-846-9568; nice backyard, eat-in kitchen, off- 1-bed, 1-bath remodeled College quiet private country setting bewww.HickokandBoardman.com. street parking, quiet Old North St condo avail. 6/1. Year lease, tween Sugarbush and Stowe. ConEnd location, washer/dryer, none Burlington 2-bedroom, $795/ no pets, no smoking, call Cindy at venient to the schools NS/pets. smokers, lease, $1,000 + utilities. North mo. No pets. Close to downtown. 802-658-2210. Great quiet loca- 1900/mo. incl. mowing, plowing, Professionals July 1. 863-9132. Not section 8 apprv. Avail. Now. tion. assigned parking! and trash. Utils. extra, first and JackieMarino.com 802-863-2798. BURLINGTON 1 BDRM Large w/ Col: Lakefront Condo Marble last months rent + dep., lease and 861-6223 unique 2nd floor and balcony. Burlington 3-bedroom avail. Island: Luxurious 2 bedrooms, 2.5 refs. 802-244-1260. Close to downtown/waterfront. 8/1, Hdwd, eat-in kitchen, W/D, baths w/beach access. 2700 + SF, 3 Essex Jct. house W/ large Vergennes 3 Bedroom Ranch Gas heat. Parking/water/rubbish levels, Jacuzzi, cathedral ceiling, yard, parking, storage, views. fenced-in backyard. 3-bdrm, lg. Very nice 3-bdrm 1-bath removal included. NS/pets $850/ 1x1c-marino050207.indd 1 4/30/07 ranch 1:38:51 PM NS, walk to UVM/downtown. decks, fireplace. Pets neg. 6/15 family rm./office, eat-in kitchen located in wonderful family mo. + gas/electric. Avail. 6/1. $1450/mo., incls. water/trash. $2300/month. 802-846-9568; w/ DW, 1 bath, gas heat, baseneighborhood close to schools Call 862-5576. 802-652-1272. www.HickokandBoardman.com ment, back deck, off- street parkand shopping on almost a half Burlington All shapes, all Burlington 1 Bed Near FAHC Colchester 90 River Rd., du- ing. NS/pets. Refs., credit check, acre! This house is in move-in Small, clean, 1-bedroom w/ wood sizes. Great locations, parking. plex, 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, cel- dep., lease. Rent includes water, condition! Asking $229,000. floors, new paint, off-street parkAvail. 6/01. Please call Rick, lar, garage, gas heat, large yard. trash removal, lawn care. $1500/ Please call 802-877-2390 or email ing, free laundry and basement 802-864-3430. NS/pets. refs., dep. $1400/mo. mo. + utils. Call Jan at 343-4631 rameyj2001@yahoo.com. storage. Walk to FAHC. $725 + 802-862-3562. after 3:00. Avail. 6/01. 2 and 3Burlington Winooski Duplex, neat and util. Avail. immed. 233-1207. Colchester New 2-bedroom, 2nd Essex Junction 3 bdrm large clean. 1, 2-bdrm + unit, HDWD. bedroom apts. $950/mo. - $1680/ Burlington Large 2-br Apt. mo. No dogs. 802-862-7467. floor close to St. Mikes. Spacious, kitchen, washer/dryer, dishwash1 bdrm unit, freshly painted, Clean, quiet, Maple St. location; off-street parking, quite com- er, 1 bath, gas fireplace, basement Burlington 2-bedroom apt., gas heat, garage. Many possiCompletely renovated, new kitch- mercial area of Fort Ethan Allen. for storage, nice neighborhood, Barrett St., $850/mo. incl. heat bilities. $280,000 Call 658-7914 en/bath including appliances w/ Immediate occupancy. $1100/mo. Dog/cat ok. $1395+ utilities. and hot water. 1-year lease. Owner/Realtor. DW; HDWD, deck, laundry $1500/ plus utils. 802-598-6407. 802-734-1627. No pets. Avail. immed. Call mo includes all utils. Avail. 6/1, 802-373-1360. Fayston Vt May-Nov. Mad River N/S, refs req. 802-865-4282. Glen, 2BR, furnished house, no Burlington Hill Section 1washer/dryer $700 monthly plus bedroom, HDWD, laundry, offutilities, no smoking, no pets. street parking. Sunny and bright. 802-453-3443. Avail. 6/01 $850/mo. + utils. 1-BR in Shelburne Village 802-310-4205. Hill Gardens Condo 2 bedr, Sunny, 1-bdrm apt. in Shelburne parking, walk to UVM. $1200. Burlington Old North End, Village. Second floor. Lots of 5 Studios, 5 One-bedrooms and email tp05855@optonline.net modern, cozy, 2 rooms, full character. No laundry. $700/mo. 7 Two-bedrooms bath, closets, second floor, priHouse for Rent 192 Dorset St., including utils. No dogs. Refs revate entrance. On busline, street South Burlington. 3-bedroom Apartments are newly remodeled, beautiful and quired. Avail. immediately. Please parking. No kitchen. All utils. ranch home. Partially finished call 985-3648. affordable with heat included. $645/mo. $500/sec. Avail. 4/01. basement. $1200/month plus utilBolton Nature lover’s haven. 802-999-7526. Available for occupancy June 1, 2007. ities. Good references and deposit Clean, lg., 1-bdrm condo. Balrequired. Call days 802-223-9954. Burlington 2- 2-bdrm, Church Prices range from $550.00-$725.00. cony, fireplace, jetted tub, tiled st. $900-$925/mo. Hot water Townhouse Jeffersonville floors, hiking, sports club, ameniand trash incl. Also 2-bdrm, No. Fully furnished 2-bedroom, 2ties. NS/pets. $850/mo. + utils. Winooski $885/mo, heat incl. bath townhouse at entrance to 802-598-3545. No pets. Off-street parking. For further details and Smugglers’ Notch. Completely Bolton Valley Efficiency. Incl. 802-318-8242. equipped for short-term stay. End income guidelines contact local phone/heat. $595/mo. Year unit with lots of light, fireplace, Jason Dumeer at lease. 434-3444, ext. 1223 or Burlington Avail. 6/01 Upper deck, stream at rear of property. Maple, clean, quiet, bright, new 203-520-9800. 802-660-3710 x19 or $900/mo. 802-373-8772. paint, parking, laundry utils. jason.dumeer@ Burlington 47 South Williams- included. Effic w/ common bath JERICHO, ON QUIET 17 ACRES Avail. 6/1: 2-bdrms, 1 bath, launchamplainhousingtrust.org nnn%^\kX_fd\%fi^ $600-650/mo. 1-br $900/mo. 2500 SF/3-BR, office, DR, famdry on-site, parking for one, no 802-658-8056. Studio404@adelily room, country kitchen, wood pets, near college, $1150/mo., phia.net stove, Energy Star appliances/ Burlington Studio Sunny, Call Coburn & Feeley 864-5200 Burlington 1-bdrm avail. Great 3-bdrm, 1 windows. Pond & brook. Mt. Mansconvenient King1 Street studio Colchester Duplex4/30/07 ext. 229. 2x3-bclt050207-classy.indd 2:55:26 PM field school district. NS. 2 miles location, bright HDWD, parking. available 5/1. Close to downtown 3/4 bath. Lg. yard, W/D hook ups. Burlington Avail. 6/1. Buell St. from I-89. Avail. 6/1. $1675+/mo. Avail. 6/1. Call Rick 802-864-3430. NS/pets. Refs and dep. $1300/mo. and waterfront. Hardwood and 2-bdrm, living, HDWD, coin-W/D. 802-264-9756. + utils. Call 802-862-9109. other new features. $700 a month Burlington Upscale 5-bdrm Heat included. $1100/mo. Call June Rentals Eff., 1, 2, 3, 4available 5/1. No pets. Contact apt. near UVM and MCHV. Natural Colchester 1 Bdrm Avail. 6/1 802-310-0212. bedrooms. Great locations. $575/ woodwork, 2 1/2 baths, high end 578-6013. Colchester/Malletts Bay 1-bdrm. Burlington Lg 2-bdrm apt. In mo. - $2500/mo. Sorry, no pets. 1 kitchen, quiet safe location. ParkPrivate w/ beach & mooring exBurlington, Buell St Avail quiet neighborhood. Close to year lease. 802-318-8242. ing, heat, laundry. NS/pets. Refs cellent location. bike path $875/ 7/1. Private room w/ common downtown and bike path. NS, winrequired. $3300/mo. 802-658mo. incl. all utils. Pet neg. depos- Monkton Short-Term Rental bath. $350/mo. Laundry. No Pets. ter ban off-street parking for one 8056, studio404@adelphia.net it/refs rqrd. 802 658-8358. Monkton 3 to 6 month rental. No smoking. Neville Companies, car. $1150/mo. + 1 mo. dep. and LG. 2-bdrm. Laundry room, DW. Inc. (802)660-3481 x 1021 www. Small 2-bdrm, Burlington Custom post-and-beam Duxbury lease. 802-658-2855. Secluded. Quiet. $1000 including nevilleco.com. well maintained apt., Close to cape. 3 br. 1.5 bath. W/D DW, gas Burlington 2-bdrm townhouse. downtown, near the North End. fireplace, cherry floors and stair- utilities. 802-989-3492 or email No. Willard St Burlington, Heat and hot water included, rod@herondance.org. $800/mo. + utils. Sec. dep. and case, whirlpool bath, large deck, Avail 7/1. 1-bed. $750/mo. Heat full bath, parking. Garbage/ lease. NS/pets. Avail. 6/1. Call small pond, trout stream, mounMontpelier Downtown Montpe& H/W incl. 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Reminiscent of the Oak’s Bluff Community on Martha’s Vineyard, this lakeshore neighborhood is a true community on the water. Common lakeview park as well as shared lake access and mooring area complete the scene. Served by the Orchard School. $449,000

Great family home in the South End. Easy walk to downtown and area businesses. Large eat-in kitchen has been professionally designed and installed. Quiet den opens to back patio. Close to everything. $339,000

All on one level. Large eat-in kitchen with ceramic tile flooring. Carpeting throughout. Good location with easy access to Burlington and just minutes from the lake. $199,750

Great value in a vintage home with four bedrooms & two full baths. Detached barn has two garage doors plus room for hobbies and storage. Large deck overlooking the backyard & country stream. Great town & schools. Call Chris for more details. $257,500.

Call Chris von trapp Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9525 www.Chrisvontrapp.com

Call Chris von trapp Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9525 www.Chrisvontrapp.com

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Call Chris von trapp Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9525 www.Chrisvontrapp.com

Gambrel with 3 bedrooms

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fabulous 2 bedroom, 3 bath condo

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1st floor bedroom with two large bedrooms upstairs. Garage was previously converted to family room/den. Lots of living space. $272,000

Don’t Wait another day to make this your home. Warm and cozy, this home offers formal dining room and living room. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, screened porch and beautiful woodburning fireplace in the main home, plus an au-pair/in-law suite with separate entrance. $499,900

Three levels of living space in this very well-kept Condo. Two bedrooms, three baths plus a den/nursery on the second floor. Partially finished basement for extra living space. Quiet location. $229,900

If you cannot picture yourself in a condo, just take a look at this charming Cape. Well maintained, updated and economical to own. The fireplace will knock your socks off! The kitchen is cooking! The fenced-in yard rocks!! $224,500

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colchester beach rights

burlington investment

well located walk in johnson Right in

well located BuRlington in johnson townhouse

To this ideally located Essex Colonial. This 4,000 sq. ft. home is conveniently located in a quiet residential neighborhood. Features formal living and dining rooms, master bedroom suite, fire-lit family room, stunning kitchen, hot tub & central air. $599,900

This spacious 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath Unit is well equipped with a fireplace, built-in bookcases, heated garage, downstairs office, hardwood laminate floors, central vacuum and much more! Ideal location just minutes from downtown and a walk to the beach. $259,000

From this cozy 2 bedroom, 3/4 bath year-round Cottage, vaulted ceiling, open floor plan, walk to beach and bike path. $129,900

Great 2 unit building in the heart of Burlington, renovated first floor unit with formal dining and spacious rooms, second floor unit with 2 bedrooms, plenty of parking. $224,900

call edie Brodsky coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9532 www.ediehomes.com

call edie Brodsky coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9532 www.ediehomes.com

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Call geri reilly Coldwell banker Hickok & boardman realty 802-862-6677 www.Askgerireilly.com

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move right in

convenience, privacy, & acreage

vhfa eligible

Great for first time buyer, 2 bedrooms, 1 1/4 baths, recently renovated, new kitchen, garage, walk to downtown. $169,900

And start enjoying this 3 bedroom, 2 bath Cape with many renovations, including new roof, siding, new kitchen appliances, beautiful front porch, fenced yard in a Colchester neighborhood, minutes to Fletcher Allen and dowtown. $259,900

All bundled up in this cozy 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath Chalet with four season porch, woodstove, open floor plan with hardwood floors, first floor bedroom, 1500 sq. ft. outbuilding with heat and electric, minutes to I-89, Husky, IBM, and Fletcher Allen. $259,900

Recently updated 2 bedroom, one bath contemporary Townhouse with amazing river views, open and spacious, recently updated. $169,900

Call geri Reilly Coldwell banker hickok & boardman Realty 802-862-6677 www.askgeriReilly.com

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Live in a Condo... and enjoy the feeling of a home... in this 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath Townhouse style Condominium in Essex Junction. Three levels of finished living area including a full walkout basement. Great setting with plenty of green space. $288,500.

Six rooms, two bedrooms, and lots of charm can be yours with this South Burlington Condo. Nicely situated with greenery off from the open deck. Wood floors, den/office, & bonus room. For more information go to www.1602BrandFarm.com. $263,900

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This two bedroom Condo offers 1.5 baths, large master bedroom with double closets, spacious eat-in kitchen and a full basement ready to be finished or used for storage. Large back deck. All this very conveniently located in Colchester. $165,000

This home in the village of Jeffersonville offers 4 bedrooms & 2 full baths. Close proximity to school, amenities & Smugglers Notch. Sunny enclosed porch. Refinished maple floors on main floor. Updated eat-in kitchen with dining room off living area. $235,000

call david Gray coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9511 www.GrayVermont.com

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unique carriage home!

it’s time to own!!!

No map needed to find this treasure! Tucked on a quiet wooded street in Burlington, this 3 bedroom 2 bath Colonial boasts a woodstove, hardwood floors, large bedrooms and is located near bike path, river, shops and bus line. $199,900

Bright Condo-conversion in Burlington. Impress your friends with your own new place! Perfect for entertaining with open floor plan & everything is new & modern! Make it your own with lots of color. Be close to everything and downtown. VHFA approved. $159,900

Located in Jeffersonville, this home has 2000+ sq. ft., 2 large bedrooms, 2 full baths, open kitchen/dining area, bright living room, 2 car tandem garage, fully fenced in yard & many bonus rooms. Even a lookout tower! $204,900!

Stop Renting! This mobile home is 7 years old, has 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, laundry room, fully fenced in yard and deck. All appliances included! All for $50,900!

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Call Heather Armata Century 21 Jack Associates 802-338-8235 ext. 2186 or email HeatherArmata@c21jack.com

stowe village location

waltham land

Huge Views from most rooms, 6+ acres plus shared ownership in 28 adjacent acres for the protection of the view. Gorgeous master suite, high speed internet, hot tub on deck plus established perennial gardens. $545,000

Three levels of living, master suite on main floor, walk out, bright lower level w/patio overlooking river. Over 3000 sq. ft, quality construction, decks off master & dining. Convenience of a condo, privacy of single family home. $595,000

11.8 acre building lot with beautiful open rolling pastures, pond, mountain views to the southeast. Seller contribution towards septic. $125,000

Charming owner occupied duplex near reviatlized downtown area, move-in condition, large units, separate utilities, exposed beams, tin ceilings and garage. $239,900

gayle oberg, abr® carlson real estate, inc. 802-253-7358 x22 • toll Free: 866-253-2502 stowegayle@aol.com • www.gayleoberg.com

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great rental building

eclectic country cape

Burlington- This 3-unit apartment is currently fully rented and has updates including windows, heating and hot water systems and some interior bath renovations. Paved off-street parking and close to schools, bus line and downtown. Ready to go as an investment property. Only $289,900! Call Curtis trousdale Chenette real estate 802-233-5589 • www.trousdalehomes.com

Charlotte village country style house with an extensive landscaped yard. 3 bedrooms w/ two additional bonus rooms upstairs. Many beautiful features including fireplace, eat-in kitchen w/radiant heat, granite countertops. Other amenities include sauna, pool, outdoor hot tub and out building. ~ $690,000 call Jay Strausser lang Mclaughry Spera 802-846-7873 or 802-578-2094 jay.strausser@lmsre.com www.jay.srausser.com

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winooski duplex

a condo that feels like a home!

This condo feels like a home and has all the charm of an older building with the benefits of being all new inside! High ceilings & generous windows with lots of natural light. Large kitchen with all new Maytag stainless appliances, nice mix of hardwood, tile, & carpet, two off street parking spots, storage, new washer/dryer, & more! Easy walk/bike to downtown and private entrance. $205,900 call david Raphael artisan Realty of Vermont 802-363-7002 david.Raphael@artisanRealtyVt.com

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There’s always next year! Enjoy the views form your own Sugarbush condo. 3 bedrooms, 2 bath. $209,000

Terrific cape with easy access to Rte 100 for the commuter. 3BR 2+ ba with finished basement TV lounge, bar and a work shop. Quiet location with small pond and brook just off the deck. Truly move in condition $329,000

Ski area views over river front farmland, easy commute to anywhere. 4BR, 3ba, plus office, family room, cherry kitchen, cathedral ceiling, garage and a barn for your horse all at the end of the road. $599,000

Mad River Glen views, hot tub on the deck backing up to Phen Basin and a swimming hole across the street. 3BR, 2ba plus loft, 4 season sun room, garage with work shop for ski tuning. Wood floors just redone. $369,000

Call Bill elliot Sugarbush real estate 802-496-3500 www.sugarbushrealestate.com

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amazing river views!

Two bedroom one bath nicely maintained condo in The Millyard. Newer appliances including washer and dryer. $169,900

2 Bedroom, 11/2 baths w/ carport in the South end. Walk to lake and parks! $189,900

call Rob Johnson Re/MAx North Professionals 802-861-7245

Call rob Johnson re/maX north Professionals 802-861-7245

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essex

Nicely renovated 1900’s farmhouse. 3 bedrooms, with an additional 1 bedroom apartment. Hardwood floors, newer kitchen and baths, new carpet and vinyl. Large back yard! All within walking distance to Bristol Village and schools. $254,900

Neat, clean and freshly painted studio unit with large storage area. Easy living! Exercise room and outdoor pool. Monthly fees include heat, hot water and electric. NeW PRICe! $79,900

Call bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree real Estate 802-482-5232 • www.vermontgreentree.com

Call Bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree Real estate 802-482-5232 • www.vermontgreentree.com

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Exceptional views of Lake Champlain & the Adirondacks from this 5 bdrm,2 bath 2400 sq.ft.home. Large living room,newer kitchen with maple cabinets and Corian countertops and slider to deck. 1St floor laundry room & many bonus spaces.Patio and 2+ car garage on 1.5 acres set on a quiet country road. $425,000

Large 1800’s home currently being used as a two family home could easily return to a one family home. 3100 sq. ft of living space, large open rooms, 6 bedrooms (3 in each unit), original woodwork and hardwood flooring in good condition. Four acres with a barn and two smaller outbuildings. $382,500

Large classic farmhouse, on 2 + acres, with pastoral views. 2900 sq. ft., large eat-in-kitchen with pickled oak cabinets. 4 bedrooms, 2 parlors, & den. Large studio/ family room, & master bedroom with cathedral ceilings. Barn and enclosed hot tub. $274,900

Remodeled 2000 sq. ft. colonial with 4 bedrooms and 2 baths. New eat-in kitchen with island, new appliances, cabinets and counters. 2nd floor family room with ceramic gas stove and large 2nd floor laundry room. Many extras including home office/den. $282,500

Call bill & Phyllis Martin greentree real estate 802-482-5232 • www.vermontgreentree.com

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« for rent SPACIOUS 3 BDRM HOUSE Large eat-in kitchen, w/DW/W/D. Office space, 1.5 bath, basement, garage, gas heat, backyard w/ deck. NS/pets. Centrally located in Essex Jct. Refs., credit check, deposit, lease. $1500/mo. + utils. Rent includes water, trash removal, lawn care. Call Jan after 3:00 at 343-4631.

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Winooski 2 Bedroom Apt. Nice unfurnished second-floor apartment located in a quiet building across from the police station. 35 West Allen Street DW, microwave, off-street parking. Gas heat, no smoking. 802-734-2550.

Winooski, 2-bedroom Sunny 2-bedroom apartment, 1st floor, JackieMarino.com convenient location, on bus line, 861-6223 gas heat, off-street parking. Cats OK, dogs neg. $775 /mo. + utils. Winooski Nice, quiet, 2-bdrm 802-598-8889. http://daisyverapt. Off-street parking. Avail. 1:38:51 5/1 PM mont.bravehost.com. 1x1c-marino050207.indd 1 4/30/07 Studio Apt. in Bristol VT 25 $775 + utils. Call 355-2219. Winooski, 3 Bedroom Large, mins. to Burlington / Middlebury sunny 3-bedroom apartment, 2located in quiet country area. Winooski 1-bdrm across from Church. On bus line, near hospital level, convenient location, on bus $500/mo. Includes utils & reand downtown. Clean, laundry, line, gas heat, off-street parking. cycling. Sec. dep. required. Call hook ups, freshly painted. $750/ Cats OK, dogs neg. $1040/mo. + Rene 802-453-5954. mo. +. Call 233-5549. utils. 802-598-8889. http://dai Sunny So. Burlington Apt syvermont.bravehost.com. Winooski Students/young prof. 3-bdrm or 2-bdrm w/office, ex4 openings in large fully furWINOOSKI, 3-BEDROOM Avail. cellent location near hospital/ nished house. Rent individually 6/1 3 bdrm, yard, storage, offschools, large yard, off-street or w/friends! All utils. Close to street parking, trash, excellent parking, NO smoking/ dogs, W/ SMC/UVM/IBM/FAHC/Champlain location, W/D hookup, no smokD hookup, trash, lawn, $1,075 + ing. $1000 per month. (802)658utils. AVAIL May 1. 862-8664, pg- College. On busline. No pets. $625/mo. per person + dep. 1951 kimmccrae@comcast.net adams@sover.net. 802-863-9612. Underhill, Park Street Avail. 5/01. 2-bedroom, $765/mo. Park-

Housemates Burington Free room in exchange for work around a country place. On bike path near UVM. Days- 861-7137, eve- 862-8796. Burlington Basement furnished room & 1- room sublet, 3/mo., $420/mo. 68A S. Willard St., located between Church St. & University. 1.5-bath, fireplace, W/D, parking. First + dep. No pets. Avail. 5/1. Quiet, Grad/prof. pref. Call 660-7172 or 598-7423. Burlington Act now! This offer won’t last! Laid-back creative types wanted for funky, downtown apt. Musicians, painters, writers, philosophers, freaks, etc. Large room avail. 5/01. $395/mo. + dep. 802-825-2659.

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6/1 or sooner. $650/mo. includes utils. 802-233-9157. Burlington 3 older pro. looking for housemate. Quiet, mature atmosphere. 2-floors, convenient neighborhood, great lake views. $495/mo. + utils. 658-2478 Burlington Old North End. Cozy 3-bdrm apt. Cool housemates and nice landlady. Parking and a deck. $665/mo. + utils. Call Kim 658-6852. Burlington $500, 1/2 util. Seeking female prof or graduate student for large bedroom in single-family house. Move-in neg. Off-street parking, W/D, cats neg. No smoking. Call Francesca 660-0744.

Burlington Room for rent, clean. $500/mo. 802-233-5549.

Burlington Condo To share with one other person. Private 2nd story of condo with landing. Bedroom with walkin closet and 3/4 bath. Available immediately. $600. 802-860-4972.

Burlington Lg. bdrm, living room, private entrance. Shared Bathroom and kitchen. Grad student/young prof. preferred. Avail.

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no pets. $650 incl. utils. Avail 5/25. (www.champlainvalleycohousing.org) Colchester Roommate wanted for spunky elderly lady. Beautiful lakefront setting, funky home. 2+ rooms, shared kitchen, bath. $120 per week with ability to work off $60 in light housework and odd jobs. Well behaved animal and boat ok. Good refs required. 802893-2392 or 802-684-3939. Essex - Country Living 3 profs. looking for 4th. Spacious house, amazing view, 6 acres, 4 bedrooms , 2.5 baths. 2 dogs in residence. NS $531/mo. includes utils. 578-8282. Essex Jct. Large room in charming, country house, new paint, near IBM. Spacious living room, kitchen. Organic gardens, NS/ dogs. $425/mo. +1/4 heat. Inc. elec., gas dryer. Internet/wifi, parking. Avail. now. 764-5822, leave message. Huntington Home Looking for peaceful, responsible, joyous person. Timber frame, river, garden,


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2-bed, 1 ½ -bath, townhouse-style condo with 1,130 sq. ft. of living space. Located in a quiet country setting close to schools, parks and the bike path. Heat is energy efficient natural gas. Recent updates include new doors, flooring and paint throughout. 1-2pm Pets are allowed! First come, first served

Commercial Space for Lease Dorset St., So. Burlington. Retail or Studio space. Aprox. 2900 Sq.ft., open area. Available now. Call days 802-223-9954 or 793-0179.

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Garden tractor Simplicity Page 1 16 hp hydro. 48â&#x20AC;? deck. w/extra spindles new carb (purchased new one)Old and strong. $400/ORO. 802-782-9522.

1964 Chevy Biscayne Great condition, 3-speed, 6 cyl, never seen winter, very dependable, a must see! Asking $5000/OBO. Call 802-233-3074.

John Deere Lawn Tractor John Deere Sabre, 8 years old. 42â&#x20AC;? deck, 15.5 HP. Runs and cuts great! Asking $350/OBRO. Call 802-793-5785. Kegerator for sale Converted refrigerator into kegerator (CO2 operated) with two taps on front. Capacity for two pony or

one half barrel. Call 598-9306 or jskidmo@gmail.com for photos. Kegerator! Works Perfectly Selling a Fridge Converted into a Kegerator. Fridge holds 1 keg. Tap monuted Through door. Asking $250 or BO. 917-903-6292. Kenmore Elite Refrigerator Stainless Steel side by side with water/ice in door, 25.5 cu.ft. used, in beautiful condition. $775 call Trish 999-1265. TVs & Vacuum excellent - $450, originally $998. TOSHIBA 14â&#x20AC;? LCD TV/DVD excellent (originally $600) $400. TOSHIBA 14â&#x20AC;&#x2122; TV model 14AF41C (originally $300) $125. 373-3379.

Electronics Computer Cases ATA style w/ PSU, 2 cases, $20 for both. Call 802-264-4878. Server Case - 4U New w/PSU, key access to drives, $75/OBO. 802-264-4878.

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2 VIP TICKETS TO BONNAROO $900 FOR THE PAIR. Manchester, TN June 14-17th. Police, TOOL, Widespread Panic headlining + many more. www.bonnaroo. com/vip-tickets for more information. Contact Jennifer at 802-353-1779. Dancer, solid gold exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full-time money with parttime hours. No experience necessary. 802-862-1377. Dean Martin Videos Dean Martin video collection, 18 celebrity roasts & variety show videos; some played once, some never, $450 value, $125/OBO. 802-324-3113.

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German Shepherd GSD, 2-years old, female/spayed, sable, great hips & elbows, current on vaccines. House & crate trained, good w/children, great family dog. $200. fhastings@workingk 9services.com.

Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Global Markets, 863-9460.

Furniture Bed set Mattress, box. Brand new, still in original plastic. Retails for $450. Must sell. $260. 802-893-7296 Bedroom Set 5-Piece Thomsville Bedroom set. Great condition. $450. Call 802-860-9506. cherry Bedroom set Lined drawers dovetailed construction. Headboard, footboard, mattress, box, dresser, chest, nightstand. Cost $5000, sell $1550. Beth, 802-893-3666. Futon Solid wood w/brand new mattress. All in box, never used. Cost $696, sell $275. 802-893-7296. Futon - Klik Klak Style Sand color, really cute, must see. Retails for $499. Still in box, never used. Sell only $250. Beth, 598-0316. IKEA Bedroom & Study Lightcolored wood: Double bed $180, side table $45, bureau $75, desk $120, chair $110, filing cabinet $120. Call 373-3379 for info/viewing. Memory Foam Mattress 8â&#x20AC;? Visco Memory Foam mattress with cover and box. Still in box w/ warranty. Cost $1500. Must sell, $550. 802-893-3666. Natuzzi leather loveseat. Natuzzi brown suede leather loveseat. 10 yr old with some â&#x20AC;&#x153;agingâ&#x20AC;? on the cushions. Still very comfortable. Was $1255 new in 1997. Now $250/OBO. 802-343-6758. pool Table 8â&#x20AC;&#x2122; billiards table, 3pc 1â&#x20AC;? slate, comes w/everything! Must see. Retail value $4900. Sell $1700. Bill, 802-893-7315. Queen bed set Queen mattress, box. Double-sided orthopedic pillowtop. All new, never used. Cost $800, sell $350. Call 802-893-7296. Waterbed Mattress California King size 84â&#x20AC;?x70â&#x20AC;?, waveless, comes with liner & heater. Good condition. $85/OBO. 802-864-7740.

German Shepherd Puppies German Shepherd puppies, ready to go 5/19/07. AKC registered, parents German working lines & OFA certified. 1st exam, vaccines, heartworm & flea treatment included. $1000. Faye 802254-1015 or email fhastings@ workingk9services.com.

Looking for experienced, creative, active, reliable babysitter. College student or older please. Experience with 3-year-olds strongly preferred. Daycare experience a plus. Childcare references required. Nice family. Happy to help with gas money. Laura 425-2109 or LCIsearch@aol.com.

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Massage and Shiatsu Deep tissue, Swedish & Shiatsu to relieve muscle tension, reduce stress and increase energy and flexibilty. $60/hour, $75/1.5 hours. 269 Pearl St. Burlington. Sierra-Maria 802-862-4677 www.amritamas sage.com Metta Touch Massage Are you stressed-out or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Same-day appointments available. 598-8700. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor. Professional Massage Incls. hot rocks and hot towels. Also Foot Reflexology, Chakra Balancing and Hot Herbal Wraps. $40/ hour. 802-598-9927. 7 days, 108. Downtown. Same day. Women only. Psychic Counseling Channeling with Bernice Kelman, Underhill, VT. 30+ years experience. Also energy healing, chakra balancing, rebirthing, other lives, classes, more. 802-899-3542 or kelman. b@juno.com.

X Paiger the Cat is sweet! My 0INE 3TREET "URLINGTON kitty must find a new home. Please help me! My boyfriend loves her Wanting more from life? Certoo, but his allergies almost killed tified life and relationship coach him. 496-5315. 1x2-062106_Computer_Repair.indd6/15/06 1 1:29:42 PM Marty Garret can help you create a fulfilling, balanced, joyful life. Free sample sessions. Sliding fee Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Telescale. www.martygarrett.com, go phone and face-to-face counsel- to brochure. 802-865-3213. ing for individuals and couples. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. BASS BOAT 19â&#x20AC;&#x2122; STRATOS NASH496-7135. VILLE 289V BASSBOAT 1988 W/ BENCHMARK RENOVATION serv200HP V6. With extras. $4500 ing all your building and remod802-893-1627. eling needs for over 25 years. Bowflex/Treadmill For Sale Kitchen, porches, decks, ect. by Bowflex Power Pro with Lat and the job or the hour. Affordable Leg attachments and Nordictrack and efficient. References. John exp10005 Treadmill with wide belt. Tutoring Services Trained tu802 3438161 jono@pshift.com Both in excellent condition. $1200 tor. Can teach reading, writing, Father & Son Team 25 years Negotiable. Call 864-7456. and study skills at all levels. Reaexperience. Painting, wallpapersonable rates. Worked in business, Canoe Paddles 2 paddles, rarely ing, refinishing walls, sheetrock government, and education. Leave used, wooden, excellent cond. taping, wallpaper removal, etc. voice mail at 652-7035(work). $120/each when new. $60/each. Reasonable rates. Contact Roger 264-4878. at 660-4815. ELLIPTICAL (HORIZON) Elliptical General HandyMan Home, Club Series CSE2 Horizon bought a office, apartment maintenance couple years ago at Dickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sportand repair. Exterior and Interior ing Goods. Used very little. Askpainting/staining, landscaping. ing $350. Call 802-899-3296. Fully insured, lead paint certified. ALWAYS A STRESS REDUCER Call today and get 15% off. Call Rockhopper Specialized Experience some serenity in a Omer 802-658-9275. Mountain bike, girlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 24â&#x20AC;?, 18chaotic world through therapeuSpeed, Green. Exc. Cond. $150/ tic Swedish massage. Call Peter The Grass Gauchos LLC A lawn OBO 802-864-7740. 802-999-1129. & landscape company with an eco-friendly stance serving comBlissful Healing for the first time in years has openings for mercial & residential customers. Mowing, stonework, tree-removnew clients! Specializing in Deep al/pruning, mulch, plantings & Tissue and Swedish massage. $10 lawn installations. www.grassoff your first massage! Please call gauchos.com Chana 734-4963. Antiques Furniture, postcards, Want a clean house?? Call Therapeutic Massage Danu pottery, cameras, toys, medical Jenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s House Cleaning! 802-655Peace and rejuvenation for body tools, lab glass, photographs, and mind. Call Vicky, NCTMB, for 0188 Courteous, professional, reslide rules, license plates and liable, flexible scheduling. Affordcalming or therapeutic massage. silver. Anything unusual or Student/educator discounts! Lo- able rates and free estimates in unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, your home at your convenience!! cated at the Woolen Mill, Winoos802-859-8966. CALL ME NOW!! ki. 802-999-0610. http://danu. abmp.com.

Moving/Hauling Drivers w/late model vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464.

Biz Opps Burlington Established neighborhood convenience store/ deli. Turnkey operation, ideal for owner/operator. Call 879-4246. CASH BUSINESS Formerly Valley Snack Service: snack trays, Magner Coin Sorter-Counter, Magner coin counter #920, shelves 2â&#x20AC;&#x2122;x 6?x 8â&#x20AC;&#x2122;, rolling carts 5?x 2â&#x20AC;&#x2122;x 4â&#x20AC;&#x2122;, vending software + account info. $2k/ OBO. 482-4642.

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1995 Geo Prism 4-door, 5-speed, 28/30 mpg. FM/CD player. Great condition! $1700. Call for more information. 861-7180. 1995 MERCURY MYSTIQUE GS Great car, Sedan 4D, good gas mileage, 5-speed transmission, 4-Cyl. 2.0 liter, air, power steering, AM/FM Stereo, cassette, tilt wheel, dual front air bags. 802-899-3296. 1996 Buick Regal 1996 Buick Regal, black, CD player, new tires, well maintained, Thule roof rack. 89K, 6 cyl, power steering/windows, automatic, new brakes. $1800/OBO, contact Justin @ 732-687-4635.

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HUGE Yard Sale May 5&6! 8am2pm Multiple familes! Clothes, furniture, electronics, jewelry and more! Near the intersection of Maple St. and S. Willard St. Follow signs to the good finds!

1994 Honda Accord EX 149,828K, 4-doors, A/C, leather interior, power windows, power locks, power sunroof, AM/FM cassette, December inspection, keyless entry/remote starter. Call 318-780-1060.

1996 Mitsubushi Galent 4 door, auto, new tires. Great condition! Asking $1995. For more info. call 802-861-7180.

Cars/Trucks All Season Tire Excellent condition! $20 hardly used! One P205-70-15. Call 324-3113. New Winter Tires 2 Winterforce tires, size 205-65-15, $50 GT 4/2/07 24-valve 1997 Ford Probe 1 8:59:23 AM each. Only 200 miles on tires.1x2-RCMotorsports040407.indd Mazda 6 cyl. engine. 5spd. Fully Fit vans, etc. Burlington area, loaded. Complete Alpine system. 802-324-3113. New exhaust. Many extras. 105k. 04 Honda Civic EX 2d 29k Runs perfect. 25mpg. $3500/OBO. $13,499/OBO. Great car, great 802-310-2422. MUST SELL! condition. Magnesium metallic ex., charcoal int. Good in 1998 Chevy S10 1998 Chevy S10 snow. Dealer serviced. Still un- 75K, tonneau cover, bed liner, cd player, runs great, GREAT ON GAS. der warranty! 28/30 mpg! Lou at Asking $4000/OBO. Please call af802-310-8814. ter 4:00 864-7792 or 318-2069. VW Jetta GLS TDI sedan 05 2005 diesel Jetta GLS TDI. Show- 1999 AUDI A6 WAGON AWD 82K, auto, new tires! Fully loaded! 6-CD/ room. 23k Manual, moonroof, Cass. Third seat, sun roof, heated monsoon changer, heated seats, seats, PWR everything, excellent ESP, silver/grey cloth. 45+mpg. Longevity/performance/econo- condition $9700/OBO. Call Yogesh 660-9239 eve/ 769-2034 day. my. Vermont TDI Imports www. vermontTDIimports.com

1964 Chevy Biscayne Great condition, 3-speed, 6 cyl, never seen winter, very dependable. Asking $5000/OBO. Call 802-233-3074. 1989 Volvo 240 GL $600 Over 200K, many new parts, runs well. Has studded tires on, comes with tires & rims, many new parts. Good body. $600/OBO. MUST SELL!! 802-310-9180.

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Town Garage Sale May 12 Town- wide garage sale at Richmond Library on Bridge Street. Over 30 vendors selling furniture, construction equipment, clothing, toys, jewelry, and miscellaneous items. Saturday 9 to 3pm.

1990 Mitsubishi Montero RS 4WD, 5spd, 6 cyl, tow package. 179k. Fully loaded. Strong runner. Mag rims. Good gas mileage. Very dependable. $800/OBO. 802-3102422. MUST SELL!

Childcare Adoption Loving, affectionate couple promises baby happy home, education, secure future. Allowable expenses paid. Tricia and John 1-800-890-0341. IN-HOME CHILDCARE NEEDED for easy-going 3 year old in Charlotte (20 minutes from Burlington). MidMay through the summer months. Mondays and Tuesdays 8:30a.m. to 2 p.m., and Thursdays 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. Possible weekend days too.

2000 Volkswagon Beetle Silver. Black leather interior. Auto. 4-cyl. 69K. Snow tires. Heated seats. Thule ski rack. Good condition. $7900/OBO. Must sell. Call 878-9788. 2000 VW Jetta GLX Black Jetta GLX, 5 speed VR6 with beige leather interior, all available options, xm radio, 65K, garaged Winters. Asking $9000. Call 802 343-5423 or milne68@yahoo.com


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. 2001 Subaru Outback Ltd. Wagon, 5-speed manual, leather, heated seats, 2 sunroofs, LOADED. GREAT condition! 114K KBB.com = $8950. How’s $7500 sound?? Make me an offer! Rob, 802-734-7818. 2003 VW Golf GL TDI 5spd 30 K. Fully serviced, perfect alloys, Monsoon audio. Reduce your carbon footprint with 50 mpg on ULSD and Bio. 802-426-3889. 2004 Chrysler Sebring only 5K, excellent condition inside/ out, no smoking/pets/kids, auto, air, CD, power everything, red, $9500 or best offer, call 802-879-1129. 2004 Passat GLS TDI sedan Southern car from NC. 60k service done, new Michelin tires. Homelink, moonroof, ESP, monsoon, leatherette, Phat Noise

MP3, monster mats. www.vermontTDIimports.com sales@vermontTDIimports.com 2005 Golf GLS TDI Turbo diesel. 45+mpg. Virginia car. Tiptronic, Monsoon, moon roof. Black/gray. One adult owner. Perfect maintenance/records. All keys. Title held. www.fruitlands.net vwtdi@fruitlands.net. Absolutely showroom. 2005 Jetta GLS TDI wagon Diesel 45+mpg. 52k Economy, longevity and performance. Tiptronic, monsoon, heated seats, moonroof, new tires, full service, service history. www.vermontTDIimports.com sales@vermontTDIimports.com 96 audi a4 quattro 2.8 66,000 miles...excellent cond..auto.. leather..a/c..power... all service up to date.. $7600. 310-3524..

Lot 4 Tyler Place, Jericho Open Today 12-5 PM

Th is beautiful new home at Wingate features a spacious kitchen with granite and stainless appliances, 4 bedrooms including master suite, 2.5 baths, partially fi nished bonus room, oversized two-car garage, hardwood, carpet, and tile fl oors. Th is 1 acre home site backs up to private land that can be used for hiking, snowshoeing, or x-country skiing. Feel like you are in the country but only minutes from Essex, Williston or Burlington! Available immediately! $481,250. Directions: Rte. 117 to Skunk Hollow Road, travel 7/10 mile and turn right onto Tyler Place (look for Wingate sign). Home is on left. Model home also open!

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DODGE Grand Caravan AWD 2000. 75k. Original owner. All Wheel Drive Sport. Alloy 16” wheels, Nokian WR winter tires. Auto, cruise, AC, power everything, CD/radio. Reduced again $7800. 802-578-9597. HYUNDAI ELANTRA 2005 Excellent on gas, silver, manual, 22K, Great condition. Hatchback, lots of room. 1 owner. $10,000. Lana at 318-5138 or LanaQ721@hotmail.com. Sentra to a good home 2005 Nissan Sentra 1.8S, Auto., 4-door, 37,430K, power windows, mirrors, locks, remote keyless entry. services up to date (boyfriend is a mechanic) new; transmission fluid, brake fluid, oil change, coolant, air filter, alignment, needs nothing, drive her away. 36 MPG consistently on 89 octane. hate to sell, but rent comes first. $10,000/OBO (books for $11,000NADA) 373-4300 anytime. VW Jetta GLS TDI 47 mpg 2004 Jetta GLS TDI diesel. Immaculate FL car. Manual, moonroof, monsoon, ESP, perfect alloys, new tires, fully serviced. Records. Reduce your use! www.vermontTDIimports.com.

Motorcycles

1968 HD Sportster XLH 900 All bone original. New tires, chain, sprockets. Beautiful, fast, loud! 4:53:08 PM 21k original miles. Rare. $3500/ OBO. 802-310-2422. Serious inquiries only. MUST SELL! 1996 Kawasaki Eliminator ZL 600, 14K, great condition. $2000/ OBO. Call Rob 802-922-5613.

Currently used as our model. Bright, open floor plan with grand 2-story entry, 3 bedrooms including master suite, 2.5 baths, fully finished bonus room, deck, oversized two-car garage with stairs to basement, tiled mudroom with built-ins, gas fireplace, granite and stainless kitchen and much more! Mature landscaping. Th is 1 acre home site backs up to preserved land that can be used for hiking, snowshoeing or x-country skiing. Only minutes from Essex, Williston or Burlington! $523,600. DIRECTIONS: Rte. 117 to Skunk Hollow Road, travel 7/10 mile and turn right onto Tyler Place (look for Wingate sign). First home on left. Other homesites available!

2006 Kawasaki ZZR600 Silver, 1600K. Cateye signals, clear alternatives intergrator taillight, smoke windscreen, and warranty through 7/20/10! Great bike, fast! $5875/OBO. Call Lou at 802-310-8814.

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2004 Regal 5.0L 220HP V8, trailer, bow & cockpit cover, snap-in carpet, bimini top, CD player, flip-up seats, bow filler cushion, depth finder, transom walk4:55:56 PM through, transom trim switch. 802-922-2169.

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SHELBURNE 4BDRM. COLONIAL OPEN HOUSE SAT. & SUNDAY 1-4PM CALL 802-985-8761. Open floor plan eat-in kitchen to family room, dining room open to living room, 4 season sunroom, 2 car garage, 2 fireplaces. New cherry kitchen, roof, windows. Beautifully landscaped yard on quiet cul-de-sac. $437,000

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99 Honda Civic 4Dr LX SD Moving to city, don’t need car. Well maintained; new muffler, tires and oil change. A few dings but runs great!!! Fantastic graduation present! $4000/OBO. 802-318-5727.

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BASS BOAT 19’ 1988 Stratos Nashville 289v 200hp v6 outbd motor oil inj. w/ trailer and extras. $4500, 802-893-1627. Stingray Boat/Trailer, 86 Supersport, $4200/OBO. Call 802-324-3113.

Recreational Vehicles 31’ PACE ARROW 1978 Diesel motor, runs great. Recently rebuilt tranny. Nice 2-way refer. 6.5 kva generator. 125k. Clean with leather/ beautiful wood interior. $1500/ OBO. MUST SELL! 802-310-2422. PUCH & Indian Mopeds+Bike 1.5 Hp 77’Puch Maxi (Yellow) 1.5 Hp 80’Puch Maxi (Purple) 4 Stroke 79’Indian Moped 24 Speed TREK Mountain Bike $500/OBO 802-318-5727.

W. African Djembe Drum This drum has barely been used. New head, good rope, great sound. Contact Ryan to try it out! $190. 802-399-9345, or email ryankulhowvick@myway.com.

Instruction Bands/ Musicians BE A COWGIRL FEMALE musicians wanted to build all-girl vintage country/rockabilly/rock band. Needed: bass/drums/lead instruments (guitar, fiddle, mandolin, banjo, keys) I do rhythm guitar/vocals. http://www.myspace. com/rachaelricemusic 802-2294427 rachael.rice@yahoo.com Grammy Nominated Drummer! Jason Corbiere, former drummer of Roomful of Blues, is avail. for gigs and lessons. Please email me at playitfunky@hotmail.com or call me at 802-868-7512. Solo Guitarist Available for your special event, playing a wide variety of nylon and steel string finger-styles: Classical, Traditional, Blues, Jazz, and Pop. Call Rick 802-864-7195, www.rickbelford. com.

Bass Guitar Lessons Aram Bedrosian. All levels/styles welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, reading, ear training and more...years of teaching/playing experience. Convenient Pine St. studio. 802-598-8861 or aram@ arambedrosian.com, www.arambedrosian.com. Guitar Instruction Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/ levels. Rick Belford 802-8647195, www.rickbelford.com. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com. Music Lessons!!!!!! Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 19 yrs. experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in So. Burl. 802-864-7740, ero@ moomail.net.

For Sale Ampeg SVT3-Pro & 410HLF Ampeg 450W bass head and ported bass cabinet. Only used in studio, great condition. Asking $1200 (firm) for both. John 802-985-8397. Warranty/ Authorized Repair Martin guitars, Taylor, Guild, Fender, Kamman music, Meisel, Ovation by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-865-3890, randolin@verizon. net, http://www.geocities.com/ randycrosby/repair.html. GUITAR Epiphone Zakk Wylde les paul custom. Cream and Black bullseye design. Great condition.$600/OBO. 802-309-9815.

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Recording Studio Big, awesome space, low prices, great sound! In Addison on Lake Champlain. Visit us at http://www. bigorangestudio.com

Ibanez Electric w/Case White Ibanez RG350DX electric guitar w/Ibanez hardshell-case. Mint. Shark-tooth inlays, wizard/II neck, Floyd-Rose, sounds great, no fret buzzing. $430 cash. Call 802-655-9479 (after 6 p.m.).

Ludwig Classic Maple Drums 6-piece maple drumset (14x6.5” metal snare), includes hardware and cases. Toms: 10x9”, 12x10”, 14x12”, 16x14” Bass: 22x18” Asking $800. John 985-8397. Tascam 788 Dig Recorder Brand new Tascam 788 digital recorder 8 trk w/ cd burner 199 virtual tracks. $650. 802-893-1627. Vantage Classical Guitar Perfect condition, good tone and action; includes case. $125/OBO. 802-864-7740. Violin/Mandolin! Full, sweet bending notes and vibrato-custom-made mandolins by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-865-3890, randolin@ verizon.net, http://www.geocities.com/randycrosby/.

Artists interested in showing their work at the Daily Planet, please contact Heather, dailyplanet15@verizon.net or call Daily Planet, 802-862-9647 and leave a message 3-5 p.m.

For Sale Fabric Painting and Dyeing For the theatre. Book by Deborah M. Dryden. New, mint condition, paperback. (Cover photographs in this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305. Surface Design for Fabric Book by Richard Proctor and Jennifer Lew. (Revised) New, mintcondition, paperback. (Cover photographs in this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305.

Openings/ Shows DEER ONES by Rachael Rice Paintings & Repurposed Objects at Salaam Boutique, 40 State Street, in Montpelier. Runs through April. Stina Plant Photographs Random Selections, 12 color photographs by VT artist Stina Plant. The Flying Disc, Main Street in St. Albans M-F 9am - 7pm, Sat. 9am6pm, Sun. noon - 4pm.

CHAKRA-5-STUDIOS New recording studio in Colchester!!! Best rates in town with an experienced engineer/producer Berklee College Of Music graduate. Call or email 802-735-1225 chakra5records@ gmail.com.

Guitar Amp for Sale Fender FM65R guitar amp for sale with wonderful clean and overdriven channels. Also reverb, footswitch, effects loop. $225. Erik 660-0699

Keyboards/Studio Equipment Crumar analog organ w/Leslie Simulator $200, Emu Emax sampling keyboard $350, Alesis sequencer $45, Sony A7 DAT Recorder $200, all OBO. 802-864-7740.

Call to Artists

Auditions/ Casting Adult entertainment Producer looking for new female talent for future productions. 802-862-1377. FEMALE MODELS WANTED for art and fashion projects in Burlington. Excellent opportunity for beginners, free portfolio. Call Dave at 373-1912, email - dave@ daverussell.org, Website - http:// www.daverussell.org NUde Models Needed UVM photography professor looking for Nude Models. Males and females. Any age. All shapes and sizes. Please email tkrajnak@uvm.edu for further information.

CHARLOTTE ZONING BOARD OF ADJUSTMENT Pursuant to Title 24 and the Charlotte Land Use Regulations, the Board of Adjustment will hold a public hearing on Monday May 21, 2007 at 7:30 p.m. in the town hall 159 Ferry Road, to hear the following: - Request of Steve Denton,d/b/a/ Denton Corners LLC, for Conditional Use as a Mixed Use with a contrator’s yard and adgricultural use. Property located at 2695 Spear Street in the Village Commercial zoning district. -Applications are available for review during regular Planning and Zoning office hours. Participation in the hearing is a prerequisite to the right to appeal any decision related to an application.

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Join a dynamic team working to support families using childcare in our community. Rewarding work connecting families to registered and licensed childcare providers, educating parents on how to identify a high quality childcare program, and helping to recruit and support childcare providers. BA in Early Childhood Education, Human Development, or related field, or a combination of education and experience with comparable knowledge and skills.

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Project Soar – The Back to School Program, an independent school program serving students with a variety of needs in grades K-12, is seeking a Behavior Interventionist. Position is responsible for IEP implementation, direct academic and life skills instruction, and behavioral intervention and data collection in two self-contained classrooms for students with severe learning impairment and behavioral and/or medical challenges. Preferred candidates will be strong team players, flexible and be willing, able and excited to learn. Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience in human service or school setting preferred.

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Seeking (2) Mental Health Crisis Clinicians with a Master’s degree or Bachelor’s with relevant clinical experience. One of these positions will involve program coordination and leadership. The Crisis Bed Program is newly funded and designed to meet the short-term needs of adults in crisis. Work closely with our supportive crisis team and other program staff. Night and weekend shifts required. Ideal position for someone just completing his or her Master’s degree. Also seeking part-time staff for range of shifts. Supervision towards licensure available. Crisis work requires teamwork with other professionals and agencies in the community and the ability to work under pressure and maintain a positive attitude in a constantly changing atmosphere.

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MA level Behavior Specialist sought to join exciting new team serving children with Autism Spectrum Disorders in Franklin and Grand Isle Counties. Knowledge of the vast array of intervention strategies and approaches utilized with this population a must. Excellent interpersonal skills and demonstrated professional writing abilities required. Position requires the ability to work both independently and as part of a team. Full-time, benefited position. BCBA preferred. Please send letter of interest (including salary requirements) and resume to Liz Smith.

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a transitional house for incarcerated women coming back to Chittenden County. Residential CounseloR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; provide residential support and household management for 10 women. 30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;hour, evening position, Monday-Friday, with excellent benefits. B.A with experience working with womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s issues, running groups and knowledge of mental health and substance-abuse issues.

sleep oveRnight CounseloRs - one or two shifts a week; Monday â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Friday coming in at 10:30 p.m., leaving at 8:30 a.m.

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The Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Space is hiring for the following positions:

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Northend is seeking an organized and motivated person to fill a full-time Retail Sales Position in their Williston store. Experience with hardwood lumber and plywood is a plus, but we will train the right person. Competitive pay and health insurance available.

* Individual Assistant for a preschooler

Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga is seeking an energetic individual for our busy practice. Responsibilities include front desk reception, scheduling, yoga student check-in, posting charges and medical claims processing. The appropriate candidate will be proficient in Word, Excel, have experience in medical billing and is adaptable to learning new computer programs. Excellent customer service and problem -solving skills are essential.

Call or email to apply: 800-265-7430 twilson@northendhardwoods.com

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Experience and/or Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s or Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in Early Childhood preferred. Please mail resume and cover letter to: The Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Space (Old Duxbury Schoolhouse) 397 Main Street, Waterbury, VT 05676 Attn: Amy Ligay, Executive Director

Please forward a cover letter, resume and salary requirements to: info@evolutionvt.com or mail to Evolution PT & Yoga 20 Kilburn St., Burlington, VT 05401

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Early riser needed to provide ongoing oversight of patient behavior in order to ensure a safe environment within the clinic. Diplomatic â&#x20AC;&#x153;people-personâ&#x20AC;? who is comfortable with setting limits essential. Position is 25 hours per week (6-11:30am weekdays and 7-10:30am weekends) with some flexibility in weekdays worked. Benefits eligible. Supportive team-oriented work atmosphere.

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The Chittenden Center Methadone Clinic is seeking an Assistant Administrator. Provide high-level administrative support to the Associate Director, as well as supervision of front desk staff. Excellent computer skills with proficiency in MS Office applications. Self-motivated, flexible, dynamic and efficient multitasker needed with 5+ years administrative experience. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree preferred, but not required.

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Director of Finance Washington Electric Cooperative is seeking an organized, motivated individual to assume overall responsibility for the management and coordination of the financial affairs of the Cooperative. This position reports directly to the General Manager and supervises a small number of accounting staff. Responsibilities include overseeing and directing all accounting and budgeting activities, financial planning and strategy, payroll, employee benefit programs, and all insurance matters. This position is part of a small multitasking management team. The Director of Finance works closely We have an immediate full-time opening for a proactive and energetic individual withNeed an activetoBoard of Directors, and maintains strong professional relationships with865-1020 regulators, x 21 place an employment ad? Call Michelle Brown to work within our Supply Chain team on various projects. These projects are e m a i and l other m external i c entities. h e l l e @ s e v e n d a y s v t . c o m lenders, auditors focused on data management and synchronization within our systems and

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Washington County Youth Service Bureau/Boys & Girls Club

RetuRn House PRogRam Return House is a new re-entry and transitional living program for young men (age 22 and under) returning to the community from jail. This is a one-of-a-kind program. It is staffed 24/7; provides mental health and substance abuse counseling; offers a wide range of recreational activities; helps participants build life skills; and collaborates extensively with the Department of Corrections as well as other community services. Young men participate in Return House voluntarily. It is an extremely promising program that is just getting started. We are looking for people who are passionate about helping these young men build satisfying, healthy, and law-abiding lives. We need people who are absolutely honest, follow program rules to the letter, are good role models, and will behave professionally in the face of adversity. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hard work and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not always immediately rewarding. For the right people with the strength of character and the right attitude, however, Return House offers a genuine opportunity to contribute to a better world.

Customer Service Representative Beau Ties Ltd. of Vermont, a manufacturer and catalog retailer of bow ties and other neckwear products is seeking qualified applicants for a full-time Customer Service Representative in our busy Middlebury call center. Applicants should be computer literate and possess excellent phone skills. Ability to multitask is essential. Excel experience a plus. Please send resume to: Beau Ties Ltd. of Vermont attn: Human Resources 69 industrial ave. Middlebury, VT 05753 email: jobs@beautiesltd.com

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Enjoy your life. See what Fletcher Allen has to offer.

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Full-time - salary $23,000 - benefits hours of approximately 10 am â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6 pm M-F

â&#x20AC;˘ Participate in designing and implementing client service plans. â&#x20AC;˘ Case management including oversight of service plans, advocacy, liaison with families, and liaison with other agencies. â&#x20AC;˘ Direct service support and coverage at the residence. â&#x20AC;˘ Assessment of independent living skills needs of program participants. â&#x20AC;˘ Daily tasks to maintain the residence and ensure health and safety. â&#x20AC;˘ Conduct crisis intervention when necessary. â&#x20AC;˘ Paperwork: confidential files; program documentation including contact summaries, incident reports, treatment/independent living plans; payroll sheets, etc. â&#x20AC;˘ Work with other Return House staff to assure complete compliance with all program rules and regulations. â&#x20AC;˘ Help participants access appropriate programs, resources and services to promote a successful transition to permanent housing and employment. â&#x20AC;˘ Attend regular supervision meetings, staff trainings, staff meetings, and other meetings as assigned.

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The Department of Surgery is looking for a dynamic, team-oriented person to work on the Leadership team for Surgery Clinic on the East and Main Pavilion on the main campus. This person will be responsible for clinical staff, which includes, medical assistants, LPNs and RNs. Surgical office experience preferred. Visit www.fletcherallen.org, posting #002347. For information, contact Holly at 802-847-7929 or email Holly.Glassman@vtmednet.org.

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Qualifications: Applicants must demonstrate the ability to work with and understand the needs of Return House participants. Other requirements are honesty, personal strength, good judgment, the ability to serve as a good role model, and a full commitment to the philosophy and rules/regulations of the program. We are looking for people who have: â&#x20AC;˘ Experience working with offenders or with troubled youths (preferred but not essential). â&#x20AC;˘ Valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license and reliable transportation. â&#x20AC;˘ The ability to collaborate professionally with the Department of Corrections.

relief/ParT-Time sTaff: Provide shift coverage on a per diem or part-time basis for daytime, evening and overnight shifts. Duties and Responsibilities will include documenting all shift activities; writing incident reports as needed; performing crisis intervention when needed; conducting both scheduled and random room checks throughout overnight shifts, and more. Same qualifications as above.

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Duties will include data entry, answering the telephone, copying and filing. The successful applicant will be able to multitask efficiently and adapt to changing responsibilities as needed. Please send resume and cover letter by May 18, 2007 to:

Washington County Youth Service Bureau/Boys & Girls Club Attn: Kristen Ironside Return House Coordinator P.O. Box 627, Montpelier, VT 05601

Fletcher Allen proudly offers a non-smoking work environment. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. M/F/D/V.

CAREER OPPORTUNITY CoRpoRaTE paRalEgal - Colchester, VT Position assists in various types of litigation and legal matters pertaining to the company and provides assistance in preparing legal documents, researches and compiles data from legal references, as well as prepares drafts of contracts. Candidate must possess knowledge of general legal terminology and legal principles. Excellent computer skills with the ability to transcribe legal documents, correspondence and reports from rough draft, dictation or transcription at a level of 60 wpm. Ability to organize and prioritize under time constraints. Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in paralegal or 3 years of education and experience combined in a related field. Paralegal certification preferred. Hands-on experience in a corporate legal setting preferred. Please send resume with cover letter to: Human Resources 6 Telcom Drive, Bangor, ME 04401 stephaniemc@unicel.com Fax: 207-973-3427

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The Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger

Join a dynamic, results-oriented statewide organization building sustainable solutions to hunger.

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AmeriCorps*VISTA Opening The Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger is seeking candidates for a full-time, 12-month AmeriCorps VISTA position to start August 20th. Seeking collaborative, critical thinker to join our program team and work in the arenas of education, outreach, and advocacy. Candidate qualifications include a Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and a track record of leadership and commitment to social justice. Effective written and oral communication skills, flexibility and strong work ethic are required. Resume and cover letters accepted through May 25th. Interviews begin May 14th. Position will be filled as soon as a well qualified candidate is identified.

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Grand Isle Supervisory Union

The Grand Isle Super visor y Union has an opening for the position of Cur riculum D i r e c t o r. T h i s i s a d i s t r i c t - w i d e p o s i t i o n related to Grand Isle Super visor y Union I n i t i a t i v e s a n d r e l a t e d Te a c h e r Q u a l i t y Development Programs. The successful candidate must present documentation of appropriate experience. A competitive salar y and benefit package is offered. Interested candidates should send a letter of interest, resume and three cur rent letters of reference to:

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O.U.R. House of Central Vermont We are a private, nonprofit child advocacy center, which provides a unique and vital service to children, families and our community. O.U.R. House offers a safe and secure place where children who are victims of child sexual abuse and their families can receive support during and after the disclosure of that abuse.

Superintendent of Schools Grand Isle Supervisory Union 5038 US Route 2, North Hero, VT 05474 Application deadline is May 31, 2007 EOE

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] ROOFING INSTALLERS NEEDED ASAP! â&#x20AC;˘ Laborers â&#x20AC;˘ Nailers/Installers â&#x20AC;˘ Year-Round Work â&#x20AC;˘ Become One of Our â&#x20AC;&#x153;Certifiedâ&#x20AC;? Installers.

The Tyler Place Family Resort on Lake Champlain seeks

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for the summer season, May 21 through Sept. 9th. Housing provided, competitive salary based on experience. Must be well-organized, speedy, well-versed in homemade healthy food.

Stop by 7 Ambrose Place, Burlington, 9 am â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 4 pm, Monday through Friday to fill out an application. Phone: 802-862-1500.

Site Coordinator Interested in ending violence in your community? Join the Domestic Abuse Education Project as a Site Coordinator for Franklin County, VT. Responsibilities include: coordination of DAEP groups, including facilitating, coordinating services with Dept. of Corrections staff and domestic violence advocates. This is a part-time, salaried position. An understanding of domestic violence, willingness to learn more, and a commitment to working for social change is required. Please send a cover letter and resume to: Spectrum, DAEP, Attn: SM 31 Elmwood Ave. Burlington, VT 05401

Contact: Nancy or Jeff 802-868-4000 or email nancy@tylerplace.com. Application available online at www.tylerplace.com

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Email cover letter and resume by May 18, 2007 to: HROffice@goddard.edu (preferred) or by U.S. mail to Human Resources, Goddard College 123 Pitkin Road, Plainfield, VT 05667 Goddard College is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. To that end, we are actively seeking applications from qualified candidates from groups currently underrepresented in our institution for these positions.

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Home Care Assistance, one of the fastest growing home care agencies in the nation, has recently opened its doors in the Greater Burlington Area, and is hiring caregivers for both hourly & live-in positions. Founded in 2001, we provide round-the-clock care for seniors in their homes. Since the beginning, our vision has been clear: hire only the best caregivers to provide live-in and hourly services and expertly match them with our clients. At our locations around the U.S., Home Care Assistance caregivers help thousands of older adults each day by making sure they are safe and secure. As a rapidly growing company, we offer a pleasant staff, competitive salary starting at $11 per hour.

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Therapeutic Case Manager Northeastern Family Institute Community Alternatives Program located in St. Albans has an opening for a Therapeutic Case Manager. Responsibilities include treatment planning and service coordination, in-home and community work with children and biological, adoptive and foster families, as well as clinical supervision of community skills workers and foster parents. Strong communication skills, attention to detail and ability to set limits required. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree required, proficiency in Microsoft Word and previous work with children with emotional/behavioral challenges required. Full-time position with a competitive benefits package. EOE. Come join a small close-knit team of dedicated childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s services providers in Franklin County, VT. If you are interested in this position, please submit cover letter and resume to: Casey Crabb, NFI-CAP, 35 Catherine St., St. Albans, VT 05478 or respond by email to caseycrabb@nafi.com.

Shift Supervisor

NFI Hospital Diversion Program - E-Beds NFIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hospital Diversion program is seeking a shift supervisor for its shortterm residential stabilization program for adolescents who are experiencing a mental health crisis. Serve as one of two shift supervisors, overseeing a hardworking and dedicated team of residential counselors. Must have a Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and 3 to 5 years experience with adolescents and residential care. Please forward your resume to Anne Peterson at: 486 Main Street, Winooski, VT 05404 or email to: annepeterson@nafi.com. EOE

Residential Counselor

Email, pgoldsmith@homecareassistance.com

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YMCA CAMP ABNAKI SUMMER JOB OPENINGS Do you love to sail? Can you rock climb? Ever play capture the flag with 200 people? Would you like to teach archery? Spend the summer outside on the shores of Lake Champlain! Camp Abnaki is a resident camp for boys located 45 minutes north of Burlington in North Hero, VT. All positions run for 9 weeks beginning June 17 and ending on August 19th. Room and Board are provided, great training, salary and a friendly working environment! EOE. For more information call Jon at the Greater Burlington YMCA, 802 862-9622 ext. 129. email: jkuypers@gbymca.org. www.campabnaki.org

Cabin Counselors Spend the summer as a cabin counselor, teaching activities, and have the most rewarding summer of your life. Must have completed your first year of college or be of an equivalent age. Experience working with children a must.

Administrative Assistant

Seeking counselors to work at our Hospital Diversion Program, serving adolescents in acute mental health crisis. Work with a talented team in a fast-paced environment. Experience working with children with emotional and behavioral challenges desired. Responsibilities include counseling youth. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in psychology or related field required. This is a full-time position WITH BENEFITS. Come join the creative, dynamic team at NFI.

Work in a great location and help support the management team at camp. The Admin Assistant is the primary parent contact for ongoing camper registration process throughout the summer. This person also has daily interactions with campers and staff while managing the camp store. Customer services and administrative skills required.

Attention: Anne Peterson, NFI Vermont 486 Main Street, Winooski, VT 05404 or email to: annepeterson@nafi.com.

Camp Nurse

Residential Counselor Seeking counselors to work at our Group Home in Burlington, providing assessment and stabilization services to males and females ages 13 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 18. Experience working with children with emotional and behavioral challenges desired. Responsibilities include counseling youth. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in psychology or related field required. This is a full-time position WITH BENEFITS. Attention: Jennifer White, NFI Vermont 405 So. Willard St., Burlington, VT 05401 Email JenniferWhite@nafi.com

Work in a great environment! Our camp nurse is responsible for administering health care for all members of the camp community. The nurse will also maintain medical equipment, supplies and medicines. Must be 21 years old, RN.

Arts & Crafts Director Help campers explore art and their creative side. Oversee our arts program at camp. Responsibilities include teaching art classes and providing support to evening and weekend programs. EOE We build strong kids, strong families and strong communities.


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Lamoille County Mental is a designated provider of developmental and mental health services â&#x20AC;&#x201C; serving the needs of individuals in the Lamoille Valley. The following opportunities are currently available:

BEHAVORIAL INTERVENTIONIST Full-time position available in Keystone Behavioral Services, a program of LCMH. This position is located at Stowe Elementary School. Provide 1:1 instruction and intervention for assigned child(ren) in school or community settings.

Join Champlain Housing Trustâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Team!! Champlain Housing Trust, which serves the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle Counties, is looking for individuals to join our team who share a commitment to CHTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s membership-based model of community-controlled and permanently affordable housing.

Rehab Specialist

Responsibilities include the implementation of specifically designed programs, participation in team and supervision meetings. Transportation with personal vehicle is required to support the program and individual. Must pass all background checks. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree desired. Experience working with children with emotional and/or behavioral disorders required.

Full-time Rehab Specialist to work with eligible homeowners/applicants to determine scope of work required to meet Housing Quality Standards (HQS) and to address rehab needs. This individual will be responsible for writing draft specifications, developing project sketches, working with Rehab Coordinator to evaluate bid results, assisting homeowners with contractor selection, ensuring appropriate permits are in place, and coordinating/monitoring/inspecting rehab work including historic preservation, weatherization, lead paint, and compliance with applicable local, state, and federal guidelines, codes and regulations.

CHILdREN ANd FAmILy SERVICES CLINICAL dIRECTOR

Must have 5 years experience in construction - prefer some experience in cost estimating, construction management, or general contractor position. Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s or Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree, or comparable work experience, training in code enforcement, regulatory review, historic preservation, hazardous waste abatement, and computer software. Must be self-directed with excellent communication/interpersonal skills and enjoy a team environment. Prefer experience or familiarity with housing program administration or housing inspection work. Some evening and weekend hours required. Extensive travel within three counties is required.

Join our team of qualified professionals that focus on strength-based, family-centered work with children and families in the Lamoille Valley. We seek an experienced professional who is skilled in the development, management, supervision and delivery of outpatient and school-based clinical services to the community, schools and local providers. The ideal candidate should possess a strong commitment to promote family stability, self-advocacy and independence, and achieving these outcomes through collaborative relationships with partner agencies and schools. If you are committed to these goals and values, then we want you on our team. Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in mental health counseling, social work, psychology or equivalent required. No phone calls, please. Please send cover letter and resume to:

Human Resources Lamoille County Mental Health Services 275 Brooklyn Street Morrisville, VT 05661 LAMOILLE COUNTY MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER.

Two Property Managers Two full-time Property Managers for the operation of a portfolio of CHT properties including tenant relations, rent collections, rent increase, lease enforcement and compliance with federal, state and local programs. Must hold certification in LIHTC, possess experience in HOME program as well as residential and/or commercial property management; have knowledge of Section 8 NC/SR 811 and federal, state and Burlington Landlord/Tenant laws and regulations; be able to communicate effectively, exercise sound judgment with attention to detail.

Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include health insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave. Cover letter and resume by May 11th to Human Resources, Champlain Housing Trust, PO Box 523, Burlington, VT 05402 or email HR@champlainhousingtrust.org. No phone calls, please.

Equal Opportunity Employer - committed to a diverse workplace.


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americorps program assistant The Vermont Housing & Conservation Board seeks a full-time assistant for the Vermont Community Stewardship Program, placing AmeriCorps members with non-profit housing and conservation organizations around the state. We are looking for an organized individual to assist with administration, recruitment, event coordination and outreach. Must have strong computer and interpersonal skills and be able to work efficiently and independently to prioritize multiple tasks. Experience working with diverse populations, background in national service or volunteerism, sense of humor, and ability to learn website maintenance preferred. Position starts early June. Position temporary through Sept. 28, then dependent upon grant funding. EOE. Please respond with cover letter, resume and 3 references by May 7 to: Laurie Graves, VHCB, 149 State St., Montpelier, VT 05602. Call 828-3250 or visit www.vhcb. org/vcsp.html to review the job description.

South Burlington School District

Deli Preparation and Server â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Food Service South Burlington High School

Qualified candidate will have effective communication and interpersonal skills, be a team player and work with limited supervision and experience with food service is preferred. This position will remain open until filled. Candidates may forward their resume and three current references to:

Vermont Housing & Conservation Board

Diane Kinnon

Human Resource Department South Burlington School District 550 Dorset Street South Burlington, VT 05403 or apply at www.sbschools.net. EOE

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SEVEN DAYS SHELBURNE COMMUNITY SCHOOL Non-Licensed Position for 2006-2007 ONE-ON-ONE PARAPROFESSIONAL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; immediate opening! We are seeking an individual to work with an elementary age-student with communication and social skills needs. Qualified candidates will demonstrate strong and clear communication skills, experience working with children, a sense of humor and positive energy. We are looking for someone to join a strong and supportive educational team. We offer competitive hourly wages and benefits and a fun, professional, and exciting work environment. Please submit online to www. schoolspring.com a resume and letters or names of references to contact. Further questions can be addressed to Scott Orselet or Toni Dunn in the Student Services Office of Shelburne Community School at 985-3331.

Licensed Position for 2007-2008 .50 FTE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; LIBRARY MEDIA SPECIALIST The Shelburne Community School is seeking one .50 FTE K-8 Library Media Specialist to work with the current full-time Librarian and the school community. Qualifications: â&#x20AC;˘ Strong Organizational Skills â&#x20AC;˘ Broad knowledge of K-8 literature â&#x20AC;˘ Experience working in a flexible scheduling environment â&#x20AC;˘ Masters in Library Science preferred â&#x20AC;˘ Comfortable working in a team environment of students, teachers, and parents â&#x20AC;˘ Ability to integrate information literacy skills in a K-8 curriculum Submit a letter of interest, resume, proof of certification, and letters of recommendation to: www.schoolspring.com or send application materials to:

Mr. John Bossange Shelburne Community School 345 Harbor Rd., Shelburne, Vermont 05482 Due Date for Applications: May 11, 2007

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EARLY CHILDHOOD FACILITATORS needed for NAEYC accredited centers. Multiple positions available. Education, experience, maturity and professionalism required.

Please call Aimee at (802) 229-2869 or Miranda at (802) 828-0728 for more information. EOE.

The University of Vermont, located in Burlington, Vermont, is seeking applications for a full-time

Camp Wapanacki, Hardwick, VT An all girl resident camp is looking for summer staff for the following positions:

Head CoaCH for Women’s Lacrosse.

Waterfront Director Lifeguards General Counselors

Duties and responsibilities include, but are not limited to the following: Teach and coach the student-athletes, including training and conditioning, and plan and manage the budget. A Bachelor’s degree in kinesiology, physical education, sport management, and/or related discipline, and three years of collegiate coaching and recruiting experience in the sport is required.

Room and board provided. Salary commensurate with experience. Season runs from 6/14 - 8/11. Interested applicants can call Wendy Shea at: (800) 639-3055, ext. 109, or email at wshea@girlscoutsvt.org Twin Hills: Richmond, VT An all girl day camp is looking to fill the following positions:

Applicants must send a letter of application, CV, and contact information for three professional references to:

Day Camp Director Assistant Day Camp Director Health Supervisor

The University of Vermont Dr. Robert Corran, Director of Athletics Athletic Department, Patrick Gymnasium Burlington, VT 05405

Twin Hills Day Camp will run July 9 - 13 & August 6 - 10 Interested applicants can call Kari Werntgen at: (800) 639-3055, ext. 121 or email at kwerntgen@girlscoutsvt.org

The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

Teaching Interventionist

We are looking to hire a motivated Teaching Interventionist to provide one-to-one programming within the Burlington School District for a high-school-age male student with learning disabilities and social/emotional/behavioral challenges. Job responsibilities include individualized/small group academic instruction and planning, implementation of accommodations during class instruction, individualized social skills and life skills instruction, vocational support, and community integration. Position requires individuals to be capable of providing behavioral and therapeutic interventions, to include crisis intervention. Position is full-time + full benefits, year-round starting in July. Teacher Certification required.

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Health and fitness center in downtown Burlington is seeking front desk staff. Evenings and weekends available.

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Aquatic Staff

'5B5;9F C: C CD 9@= â&#x20AC;˘ Strong fiscal, operational and people skills needed â&#x20AC;˘ Experience leading & motivating a staff of 15+ â&#x20AC;˘ Ability to model exceptional Customer Service â&#x20AC;˘ Knowledge of natural, local and organic food preparation & merchandising Full-time position with competitive compensation and excellent benefits. Send letter of interest and resume to: Search Committee, Middlebury Natural Foods Co-op 1 Washington St., Middlebury, VT 05753 or mnfc@together.net or call Glenn at 802-388-7276.

Growing, established company seeking

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A diverse position that requires the ability to handle a high volume of calls, manage priorities and meet numerous deadlines, while maintaining and providing a high degree of customer service to our members. The successful MSR will build & strengthen member relationships, maintain knowledge of all NEFCU products & services and serve as a liaison for members. Must be proficient with computers (MS Office), exhibit high degree of accuracy, and have prior customer service experience. Previous call center experience a plus. Position requires flexibility within a Monday-Friday, 7-7 business environment.

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Exciting new part-time position dedicated to maintaining NEFCUâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s electronic media. This fast-paced department is seeking someone to maintain, coordinate and assist the Marketing Department with announcements on nefcu.com, graphics on the ATM machines, flat screen TVs in the branches and on the online check order pages. Monitor and coordinate updates to the marketing Focal Point page and the RTS screen. In addition, this position assists with special marketing events. Successful candidates will have the ability to work in MS Word and Excel and have the ability to operate a MAC computer. Candidates must show attention to detail and be accurate; must display professional telephone etiquette and be able to communicate clearly and effectively (both verbally and in writing.) Hours: Mon-Fri, 4 hours/day. If you believe you have the talents and skills to contribute to success at NEFCU and would like to be part of a dynamic team, please forward a brief statement of your interest in the position along with your resume in confidence to

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with computer skills to program, set up and produce short-run precision parts. Primary position is for CNC lathe person. Problem solving, teamwork, quality workmanship, willingness to learn, excellent work ethic and a positive attitude are required. Great pay, training and benefits. Please send resume via email to: Anderson@Moscow-Mills.com or call 802-253-2036, ext. 108.

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Join an innovative organization and help deliver energy-efficiency services within Vermont! If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re an energetic and enthusiastic individual committed to reducing the monetary and environmental cost of energy use, please visit www.veic.org/aboutus.cfm to learn more about the following opportunity, our exceptional work environment and excellent benefits. EOE

ASSOCIATE TECHNICAL MANAGER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Position Open Until Filled Assists Technical Manager in management and development of systems and engineering resources for Business Energy Services divisionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s consulting work on HVAC and other commercial and industrial systems. Develops, refines, and coordinates technical resource content, systems, energy analysis methods, and energy-efficiency measure characterizations to ensure accuracy and efficiency analyses and delivery of high-quality technical energy-efficiency information and services to market teams, staff, and customers. Participates in savings verification and technical QA activities, including providing training, developing procedures, and performing technical reviews of energy efficiency projects and calculations. Requirements: Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in industrial or mechanical engineering or related field, with EIT or PE preferred, plus a minimum of two years analyzing energy use and identifying opportunities for energy improvements, or a similar combination of education and experience. Respond with cover letter and resume to:

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Small accounting office in Waitsfield looking for fulltime experienced accounting assistant. Prior experience with QuickBooks software and an understanding of payables, receivables & payroll is required. Excellent people skills are a must. The right person should be organized, possess good telephone skills and work well independently. Annual salary range $33,000 - $35,000. No telephone inquires.

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DRÂŽ Power Equipment, manufacturer and marketer of the DRÂŽ line of outdoor power equipment, is looking for customer-oriented SALES PROFESSIONALS to staff our busy inbound call center in Vergennes. ONLY 22 MILES SOUTH OF BURLINGTON, JUST OFF ROUTE 7. The ideal candidate must have sales experience, enjoy selling, be results-oriented and comfortable working on a computer.

Addison County: 21st Century Country Store needs a mature, energetic, friendly BARISTA/COUNTER PERSON to join our team. Do you have a good sense of humor AND common sense? Want to work flexible hours and have some fun? Looking for a rewarding challenge? Come talk to us! We will train the right person. Several shifts available.

DRÂŽ POWER EQUIPMENT PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD318, Vergennes, VT 05491 Fax 802-877-1229 Job Hotline 802-877-1235 jobs@DRpower.com

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Please apply in person at our Factory Store on Meigs Road in Vergennes, or send, email or fax your resume and letter of interest to:

The new LaQuinta Inn & Suites has F/T and P/T positions available for energetic and enthusiastic people. Our upbeat, positive atmosphere complements our employment package: competitive wages, health, dental, vision & life insurance options, hotel discounts & 401K. Apply in person at 1285 Williston Road, South Burlington.

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Wouldn’t It Be Great to Love to Go to Work Every Day?

Inspire Kindness

If you want to help people and learn new things that will make a difference in other’s lives, you might qualify to join our team. Our

Public Relations chiRoPRactic assistant will be highly energetic, enjoy meeting new people, and be very organized. Own transportation a must. Fax resume with references to

Gift Shop Associate Part Time

802-899-1772.

Evening and weekend flexible hours in fast-paced retail environment. Must be customer service oriented and have the ability to work both independently and part of a team. Visit www.fletcherallen.org, posting #002330 or contact Tia at (802) 847-4184.

Unicel’s Distribution Center has the following positions available in Colchester, VT

Material Planner/analyst Analyze product requirements for the preparation of orders for cellular telephones, equipment and accessories from required forecasts with lead times and quality considerations. The successful candidate must have excellent computer skills with emphasis on strong data entry and analysis in a team environment. Experience in material planning analysis preferred.

Fletcher Allen proudly offers a non-smoking work environment. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. M/F/D/V.

Order PrOcessing sPecialist Administration of the Order Fulfillment process at the Distribution Center. It is responsible for the daily processing of all orders at the Distribution Center to include Telesales, special external and internal customer requests. Responsible for prioritization and distribution of orders to the shipping team at the Distribution Center. Above average skill in operating a personal computer and related software. One (1) year experience in customer order processing required. Please send resume with cover letter indicating which position applying for, to:

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The Greater Burlington YMCA offers a fun and friendly work environment, competitive pay, membership, and a complete benefits package for full and part-time staff working 30 hours a week, 10 months or more in a calendar year.

Champlain Housing Trust, which serves the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle Counties, seeks a full-time Controller to direct workflow in the accounting department and supervise the accounting staff.

CHILDCARE OPENINGS

Preschool Assistant

This individual will be responsible for:

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ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS BURLINGTON SVD12949 Dir of Early Child SPED SVD14414 Guid Dir, 0.5 FTE

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Essex Junction Manager Search, VLCT 89 Main St., Montpelier, VT 05602 Resume review will begin May 21, 2007. EOE.

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CAREER OPPORTUNITY

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Make a positive difference in kids’ lives: Join the Laraway team. Laraway Youth This is not a telemarketing position. This is an outstanding opportunity for an ambitious and Family Services provides therapeutic foster care, creative case management Need tocareer-oriented place an employment ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 and energetic sales professional. We are experiencing tremendous and private school programs. LYFS also contracts with public schools to provide m a i l c h e l l e @ s e v e n d a y s v t . c o m growthe and are in needmof ai performance-driven, career-minded individual to work specialized school-based and off-site educational, behavioral and consultation out of our Colchester, VT location. The successful candidate must be highly motivated services. with excellent communication skills, strong organizational skills, dependable, and the ability to work independently as well as in a team environment. Working well under Need to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020Promote x 21 and advance the programs and services of Laraway Youth & Family Services pressure in a multi-tasked environment is mandatory. Sales and/or customer service experience preferred. Computer experience a must. Wireless experience a plus. through grant writing, fundraising and other donation efforts. Track donations and • We offer an excellent benefits package assist Executive Director with marketing efforts based on an agency-wide strategic • Competitive base plus commission plan planning process. To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 • Top notch classroom sales training program • Fun, energetic work environment The qualified candidate will be highly organized with excellent writing skills. Please send resume with cover letter to: Preferred candidate will have experience with marketing, familiarity with nonprofit management, a Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience. Mark s. Ducharme, Human Resources Online @ sevendaysvt.com 6 Telcom Drive, Bangor, Me 04401 Submit letter of interest, resume and three references to: stephaniemc@unicel.com Human resources – Development Coordinator Fax: 207-973-3427 laraway Youth & Family Services po Box 621, Johnson, vt 05656 Fax: 802-635-7273, email: admin@larawayYFS.org www.unicel.com

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Experienced Chef

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Looking for P/T work 35 yr in food industry Mediterranean Cuisine - Baking Pasta Making - Catering Contact: Chef P.O. Box 464 Winooski, VT 05404

Looking for an experienced Painter/Helper, 2 yrs min. Not afraid of heights/ ladders, high-end Int./ Ext. work. Will pay the right person. 802-434-6766 leave message.

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Colby Hill Landscape Company Be a part of our Landscape Installation or Gardening Crews. Â Call Pete McGuire 802-363-9959

Wanted Looking for a fun, motivated, professional individual for booth rental at our Burlington Salon. Please call 802-660-2424.

Administrative Assistant p/t Microsoft Office proficiency required Call for details: 802-862-8866 Ascension Lutheran Church 95 Allen Road, S. Burlington, VT 05403 Submit letter of interest/resume.

Waitsfield and Champlain Valley Telecom,

a Vermont-based telecommunications solutions provider, is seeking a qualified individual to join our staff in the Waitsfield Business Office located in Waitsfield, Vermont:

Administrative Assistant

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Responsibilities include providing high quality administrative support to WCVTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s departmental staff including writing, typing and proofing correspondence, generating forms and reports, filing, photocopying, ordering and maintaining office equipment and supplies, assistance in coordinating travel arrangements, as well as scheduling and coordinating meetings and Company events.

Ascension Technology, a high tech company making 3D tracking devices for medical, virtual reality, and animation markets, seeks a full-time Administrative Assistant for its marketing and administrative departments. Visit our website to see some of the exciting things we do daily: www.ascension-tech.com

Qualified applicants must possess an Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree or five or more years related experience, or the equivalent combination of education and experience. Additionally, applicant must have strong interpersonal communications skills necessary to maintain productive relationships with both internal and external customers and visitors, often dealing with sensitive or confidential matters. Demonstrated advanced word processing, spreadsheet and presentation software experience required; Microsoft Office software applications preferred. Knowledge of desktop publishing software a plus. EOE

Qualified applicant must have an Asociateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree or equivalent administrative experience. Must also be proficient in Microsoft Office software, including Outlook, Word, Excel and PowerPoint. Familiarity with web maintenance software a plus.

Duties include: high quality administrative and phone support to customers and staff, data entry, report completion, travel and trade show coordination, participation in development of marketing materials, scheduling, and coordination of meetings.

Our ideal candidate will be a focused self-starter who is super-organized and detail-oriented with strong computer skills, team-oriented, and possessed of a good sense of humor.

Please submit resumes to: Waitsfield/Champlain Valley Telecom Attn: Human Resources PO Box 9, 3898 Main Street Waitsfield, VT 05673 Fax: 802-496-8342 Email: hr@wcvt.com

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Billing Team CoordinaTor: This position is responsible for coordinating daily department functions with our Billing Specialists, researching accounts receivable and collection documents and reports, investigating variances and questions to resolve discrepancies, and preparing and maintaining billing reports. This position would assist in the supervision of billing personnel and provide support and assistance while encouraging teamwork.

Looking for a high-energy position with a growing organization? Opportunities Credit Union has an opening for a highly motivated team player.

Loan Officer

The Loan Officer oversees consultation, processing and decision-making relative to consumer loan applications, ensuring the outcome is in the best interest of the organization and its members. Our counseling-based lending helps members achieve financial success. Core competencies include excellent customer service skills, ability to work in a fast-paced environment and respond promptly to member needs, ability to identify and resolve problems in a timely manner, analyze information skillfully, and develop alternative solutions. Must be willing and able to respect our diverse membership.

Two to four years experience with computerized healthcare industry systems is required. Experience in supervision of staff and strong problem solving skills, along with exceptional customer service is also required. Minimum education requirements are a Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in Accounting or business-related field. Excellent benefits package; 37.5 hours per week.

Excellent benefits package including generous combined time-off policy. Please reply with cover letter and resume to careers@oppsvt.org or mail to Human Resources Opportunities Credit Union 18 Pearl Street, Burlington, VT 05401.

Please contact danielle rylant at danieller@HowardCenter.org if interested. EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply.

DRÂŽ Power Equipment, manufacturer and marketer of the DRÂŽ and NEUTONÂŽ brands of outdoor power equipment, is looking for High-Quality CustomerOriented TECHNICAL SPECIALISTS to staff our busy inbound call center. ONLY 22 MILES SOUTH OF BURLINGTON, JUST OFF ROUTE 7. Do you have experience working with small engines and outdoor power equipment? Are you generally mechanically inclined? Do you have a professional telephone manner, enjoy talking with the public, and have solid computer skills? If so, then WE WANT YOU! Our Seasonal Technical Specialists provide technical assistance to our customers worldwide while earning $11 per hour! We provide paid training, holidays and sick time, and profit sharing. This position is seasonal and our next training class starts soon! Please apply in person at our Factory Store on Meigs Road in Vergennes, or send, email or fax your resume and letter of interest to: DRÂŽ POWER EQUIPMENT PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD345, Vergennes, VT 05491 Fax 802-877-1229 â&#x20AC;˘ Job Hotline 802-877-1235 jobs@DRpower.com DRÂŽ Power Equipment is an Equal Opportunity Employer. DRÂŽ Power Equipment is a division of Country Home Products, Inc.

Resident Care Assistants and Licensed Nurses Aides

Converse Home has openings for LNA/Resident Care Assistants. We have expanded our staffing and are looking for caring, compassionate caregivers. Currently we have various shifts with flexible hours. Every other weekend a must. LPNs welcome.

We offer competitive wages, a great benefit package and a philosophy that emphasizes quality of life. Please apply at the Converse Home, 272 Church Street, Burlington, VT or call for an appointment at 862-0401. EOE

Acquisitions Editorâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Law and Legal Studies Ashgate Publishing, a leading international publisher of academic monographs and reference books in the social sciences and humanities, is seeking an Acquisitions Editor for Law and Legal Studies. The position is based in our Burlington, Vermont office. The position requires a self-starter to contribute to the development and expansion of the Law and Legal Studies list in the North American market. The role involves establishing a wide range of contacts and commissioning new product across the discipline. In addition, the position requires traveling to recruit new authors and editors, negotiating publishing contracts and meeting annual commissioning and revenue targets.

We offer an excellent working environment with a competitive benefits package. Ashgate is an Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/D/V. Please apply by sending cover letter, resume and salary requirements by May 28, 2007 to:

The successful applicant will possess a Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree; have a strong interest in law and legal studies and two or more years of commissioning experience. The individual must be highly organized, and possess excellent written, verbal and interpersonal skills. This opportunity will suit a team player who also feels comfortable working autonomously in a changing and fast-paced environment.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Now HiriNg! Truck Team Members Do you enjoy talking to people? Do you want to be part of a fun and energetic team? Do you like to work outside?

Holiday Inn Full-time Morning Position

Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. -Norman MacEwan

We have full and part-time positions for

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Community Inclusion Facilitator Position

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rePresentatIve Looking for outgoing, energetic person to complete our Guest services team.

At CVS, we pay while you play! Support individuals with developmental disabilities in a one-onone setting while enjoying your community to its fullest. Discover new places, shoot hoops, fish, walk around the many wonderful parks Chittenden County has to offer, and so much more! We are currently hiring for a part-time, fully benefited position as well as a substitute position. Enjoy your summer to its fullest while making a difference in your community and in someone’s life.

Please apply in person: Holiday inn Burlington 1068 Williston rd. so. Burlington vt 05403

To take advantage of this human services opportunity, please submit your cover letter and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz to the address below or email to staff@cvsvt.org.

Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Avenue, Suite 1 Colchester, VT 05446 802-655-0511 EOE

available. We offer excellent hourly pay and daily profit sharing. Applicants should be capable of heavy lifting and have a valid driver’s license & clean driving record. Email your application today to Vermont@1800gotjunk.com or apply online at 1800gotjunk.com.

Now HiriNg: • Nursery and Perennials Supervisor • Landscape Associates • Customer Service Associates • Nursery Sales Associates • Nursery Yard Associates • Commercial Sales Associate See our website for details: www.4seasonsgc.com Send resumes to: Tina Villnow 472 Marshall Ave. williston, VT 05495 humanresources@ 4seasonsgc.com Fax: 860-2936

PEOPLESOFT ® PROFESSIONALS SOUGHT

Community Services Worker/ Housing Advocate

Information Systems Manager - Finance

for Chittenden Community Action/CVOEO

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Full-time (32 hours), bargaining unit position - $13.00/hr to start, $13.80 after probationary period, plus comprehensive benefits package. Assist low-income families with finding or maintaining suitable housing and complete the intake and eligibility screening process. Advocate on behalf of households as appropriate with various state and local social service agencies and organizations. Knowledge of housing issues and social service delivery system helpful. Excellent organizational, computer, verbal and written communication skills essential. Valid VT driver’s license and access to reliable transportation required. Job description can be found at www.cvoeo.org. Apply with letter of interest, resume and names and phone numbers of 3 references by May 18, 2007 to: Chittenden Community Action P.O. Box 1603, Burlington, VT 05402-1603 or by email to mtreanor@cvoeo.org.

For this role, we are seeking a seasoned leader with solid PeopleSoft/Oracle skills who has demonstrated that he or she can be a respected leader. Healthcare experience is valued but not essential.

Information Systems Programmer/Analyst - Finance For this position you must have a working expertise with PeopleSoft or Oracle systems and (ideally) a healthcare background.

HRIS Professional This opportunity is perfect for someone with PeopleSoft/Oracle skills who wants to work with our Benefits Team. A complete job description as well as an online application is available on our website.

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CVOEO is an equal opportunity employer. People of color and from diverse cultural groups are especially urged to apply.

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Lebanon, NH 03756 Michelle Brown We are an equal opportunity employer.

Director of 8 6 5 - 1 0 2 0 “Voices for the Lake” ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center, located at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, seeks an experienced and innovative individual to lead “Voices for the Lake” - a multiyear project to improve the healthNeed of Lake to Champlain through public discourse, leveraging technology and science education. Key initiatives of “Voices for the Lake” include building consensus through science education and Basin-wide outreach strategies with the goal of improving environmental understanding and fostering environmental stewardship.

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Accounting Associate Vermont Public Radio seeks an experienced Accounting Associate to join an active finance and administration team working to support the mission of the station. Reporting to the Accounting Manager, key duties of this full-time position are: accounts payable, accounts receivable, fixed asset ledger system, monthly bank reconciliations, cost accounting, special reports, occasional phone coverage, and working with staff to ensure compliance with internal operating policies.

Vermont Tent Company – We’re Much More Than Tents! New England’s premiere special event company is seeking hard-working, enthusiastic individuals to join our team. We are currently accepting applications for the following seasonal positions (positions available May 1st to November 1st):

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For a more detailed job description, as well as qualification requirements and job application, visit www.vpr.net.

To schedule an interview call: Mike Lubas 802-864-1080 or email resume to: jobs@vttent.com Vermont Tent is an EOE.

Please send a cover letter, resume, and VPR application to: Jobs at VPR, Vermont Public Radio 365 Troy Ave., Colchester, VT 05446 or to careers@vpr.net.

Full-time, experienced production baker. Early AM Tues - Sat. Please come in and fill out an application or call Jonathan for details.

802-863-3968 x25.

Renowned chocolatier seeks PERSON FOR PART TO FULL-TIME

to be the right hand to a busy chocolatier. Wrapping, packing, shipping, customer service and computer knowledge required. This is a fast-paced position requiring a highly intelligent, energetic multitasker who can think on his/her feet. Sense of humor a BIG plus.

Call Mon-Thurs between 6-7pm. 802-862-5814 or email: choclinda@aol.com

Lamoille Union Middle School

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is seeking a

Long-Term Substitute Teacher

to teach 7th & 8th grade science, in a team setting, for the first semester of the 2007-2008 school year. Must have teaching certification for MS/HS Science. Please submit resume and 3 current letters of recommendation to: Liz Gates, Administrative Assistant Lamoille Union Middle School 736 VT Rte 15 West, Hyde Park, VT 05655. EOE

Biomass EnErgy rEsourcE cEntEr (BErc) is currently seeking a high-level

Administrative Assistant. this position is part-time with benefits, with a flexible schedule and the potential to become full-time. outstanding organizational and administrative skills are essential. our ideal candidate will possess expertise in bookkeeping and strong computer skills (particularly in Word and Excel), be self-motivated, and have a sense of humor.

Home Care. Where the Heart Is. Help Someone in need Today.

BErc is a national nonprofit located in montpelier that works in the renewable energy field to promote and facilitate the use of biomass in a variety of applications. its mission is to achieve a healthier environment, strengthen local economies, and increase energy security across the united states through the development of sustainable biomass energy systems at the community level.

Have you been thinking about ways to reach out and offer a little extra help to someone in need? Community Care Connection offers support to our community, allowing people to live more independent lives in their own homes. Our Care Providers help with activities of everyday life — cooking, cleaning, transportation and personal care. The hours are as flexible as you want them to be! We currently have day, evening and weekend shifts available. A high school diploma, the ability to lift 50 lbs and access to a car are all necessary.

interested candidates should send cover letter, resume, and three references by may 7th to: Biomass Energy Resource Center, Attn: Hillary Alexander PO Box 1611, Montpelier, VT 05601

For more information, please call Cathy at 802-860-4450.

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LamoiLLe Housing PartnersHiP – HaLf-time financiaL manager

Located in Morrisville, Vermont, Lamoille Housing Partnership provides affordable housing for To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x residents of Lamoille County. Currently we have an opening for a Financial Manager. The successful applicant will be responsible for management of the organization’s fiscal activities and policies to ensure fiscal soundness, including: accounting, payroll & personnel management, financial statements, and all activities related to tax requirements.

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No phone calls, please. Please send resume, cover letter and three references to address below or email: peterlhp@verizon.net. Position to be filled by June 11.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] J. Cronan assoCiates

Manager

Farms Program and Facilities Manager

Manager needed to oversee the day-to-day operations of a fast-paced office that collects and disperses court-ordered restitution. Duties include supervision of unit staff and coordination with other state agencies. Must be a highly organized, detail-oriented person. Need good communication skills and problem-solving abilities. Experience with A/P and A/R helpful. Working knowledge of the criminal justice system, working with offenders, and victims of crime also helpful. EOE. Position is not a state employee.

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The Intervale Center is a Burlington-based nonprofit dedicated to the development of farm and land-based enterprises (www.intervale.org). The Center seeks motivated individual to work with our team to manage our Incubator Farms Program and provide overall land and facilities management. Responsibilities under the Farms Program include new farmer recruitment, review of new farmer applications and business plans and production and marketing support to new farms. Land and facilities management includes maintaining IC irrigation systems, equipment and buildings. The ideal candidate will have a unique balance of program administration experience and a wide variety of hands-on facilities maintenance experience. A strong understanding of farming, excellent communication skills, and a positive attitude important. Construction management experience a plus.

Please send cover letter and resume by May 11, 2007 to:

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Telesales/ Inside Representative With a strong track record in FDA-compliant software development, Green Mountain Logic has recently launched an important new product - LabPas CT. LabPas CT is the most comprehensive software solution for the management of Phase I clinical studies from recruiting through EDC. On the market for less than a year, LabPas is off to a very strong start and, because of that growth; we are looking to fill a new position in our sales department.

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A small caseload of young adults with psychiatric and co-occurring addiction issues. Participate as a member of a multidisciplinary team. Excellent organizational, clinical communication and relationship skills needed. Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and experience preferred; certification or apprentice status required.

Marketing, Press, and Art Director (full-time) Responsibilitiesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Work with Enrollment Management Team to develop and implement solutions to marketing challenges; write & distribute press releases; design and maintain visual identity in print and web materials; document college events; other duties as assigned.

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Requirementsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in related field; Preferably 3+ years experience in marketing, press relations, website management, and graphic design; expertise in marketing/advertising strategies; excellent writing/communication skills; ability to work independently under deadlines; creativity, initiative, Mac proficiency in Adobe Creative Suite, DreamWeaver, Fireworks, and Flash. Send resume, portfolio, and references by 4/14/07 to: Gillian McMahon gmcmahon@burlington.edu Burlington College 95 North Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401

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TREATMENT RESOURCE COORDINATOR LINCS and The Child and Family Trauma Treatment Program, the Outpatient trauma treatment programs for Washington County Mental Health Services, are seeking a Treatment Resource Coordinator to provide assessment, clinical oversight, case coordination, collaboration with area providers, and direct client services for adults and children in our trauma treatment programs. Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and one-year experience in the treatment of the effects of trauma required.

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Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in Business Administration plus three to four years of specialized experience in all relevant payroll functions, including maintenance, preparation, balancing and internal controls HR SAP, Kronos, ADP experience. Expert proficiency with Excel, Access, Power Point and Lotus Notes.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Rainforest Alliance (RA), an international nonprofit, seeks

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Vermont Design Works is a locally-owned independent company that provides a wide range of clients with high-quality graphic design, web design, and online marketing solutions, all backed up by excellent customer support.

to coordinate and harmonize RA indicators across programs; provide analysis and reporting on RAwide indicators to senior staff; nurture and broaden academic and other external partnerships including research to determine the impacts of certification and other RA activities; provide expertise and oversight in the design of project-specific monitoring and evaluation activities within all programs; and conduct and coordinate research and analysis efforts in support of RA strategic planning and program design. Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s preferred with 2-3 years of research experience.

We are looking for an experienced salesperson who can clearly articulate to potential clients the services and value we offer, and who will follow up with the personal touch our clients expect. In order to do this well you will need to have strong computer and web skills, solid written skills, and excellent phone skills. You do not need to be an Internet expert - we will train you if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re the right person. Vermont Design Works offers a competitive salary, commission, and benefits package, as well as an interesting and creative work environment. Please send resumes to: jobs@vtdesignworks.com (No phone calls or personal visits, please.)

Socially responsible businesses care about People, the Planet and Profits. VBSR works to promote those businesses and those values in Vermont. We need an experienced bookkeeper who enjoys working with motivated people and very busy schedules in a lively and upbeat office. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking for someone who is skilled at both QuickBooks and the telephone, who is comfortable with computers and websites and who would enjoy helping us build a new socially responsible business model for the future.

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To apply, send a letter of interest, resume and at least three (3) references by May 11, 2007 to the attention of: Patrick Scheidel, Town Manager 81 Main St., Essex Junction, Vermont 05452 or via email at acookson@essex.org. Need to place an ad? Go to www.essex.org for job requirements and Michelle Brown Calldescription position or call 802-878-1341.

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