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That’s What They Said During Seven Days’ inaugural Vermont Restaurant Week, 55 local restaurants have been offering special prix fixe menus alongisde their usual fare. The “week” began last Friday, and ever since we’ve been inundated with feedback from readers (and eaters) online.

Vermont Restaurant Week ends on Thursday, May 20. Find a list of participating establishments and their menus at www.vermontrestaurantweek.com.

Dinner at the Café Provence in Brandon was AMAZING! The escargot was off the hook...

JEANNE KELLER Get thee to Blue Paddle in S. Hero! The best pork tenderloin I’ve ever had in my life. And the grapefruit sorbet, and... and...

BRUCE HATRAK A great dinner at Café Shelburne. Enough duck confit to bring home leftovers and plan how to use them in another meal.

LOU-ANNE JETTIE WOOD Had dinner out at Jeff’s Seafood in St Albans. The salmon was spectacular and the environment was wonderful as always.

RACHEL SMEDY Tapas Trio at Two Brothers!!!!

Roasted Tomato and Chevre was amazing!!!!!

DAVIDVPARKER Restaurant week is treating us well. Green Room, Solstice and Bearded Frog so far. If you haven’t been, check it out!

ELIZA KRAMER Amazing dinner at the Bobcat.

MARK PELOQUIN Fish & Chips at Mr. Pickwick’s with the coolest beer list I have ever seen.

HALFPINTFARMERS At Nectar’s for #vtrw Culinary Pub Quiz! Ready for food trivia smackdown!

MONICA SULLIVAN Garlic soup at Mary’s in Bristol...so good!

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The Vermont Roman Catholic Diocese has agreed to pay out $17.6 million to settle 26 lawsuits, 19 of which involved the same pedophile priest.

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LIZ SCHLEGEL Lovely anniversary dinner at Michael’s on the Hill in Waterbury Friday night.

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Thieves helped themselves to a painting from Courtyard Marriott. Then a cow sculpture on Church Street came up missing parts. Now it’s officially “hot art.”

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Vermonters incarcerated in Tennessee rioted last week over… well, we don’t know why, actually. Corrections Corporation of America could sure use some competition.

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THE DOCTOR IS IN…

Your story, “Are Wind Turbines Hazardous to Your Health? Docs Disagree” [May 12], contained numerous misrepresentations.

The study I conducted in Maine examined 49 people — not 15 as your reporter indicated. The significance of the findings was thus grossly misrepresented.

I made clear at the outset that I was discussing sleep deprivation as a result of wind turbine noise, not “wind turbine syndrome,” of which I have never seen a recognized definition.

Calling me a “leading purveyor” of the “theory” is therefore ridiculous, never mind insulting. I am a full-time radiologist who did a public health service by documenting sleep deprivation and increased use of prescription medications among Mars Hill, Me., residents living in proximity to turbines — after the chief medical officer for Maine, a political appointee, did nothing to investigate.

The only “purveying” going on is by the American Wind Energy Association, which is distributing a grossly misleading, paid-for document to planning/ zoning boards across the nation, calling it an “independent medical review.” It is anything but. I spent time deconstructing this AWEA document.

The lengths some will go to avoid dealing with inconvenient facts continues to amaze me: The next day, at a

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press conference at the state capitol, someone made an ill-informed and remarkably heartless comment to me, stating, “I prefer hooking someone up to electrodes” to see their physiological responses, rather than believing them when they say they suffer from turbine noise. I later learned this was State Representative Rachel Weston. The debate can be seen in full here: www. pegtv.com/ipegvideo.php.

If your elected representatives decide to industrialize rural Vermont, that is fine and well — but it should be done with the same care and diligence that governs other sources of industrial noise.

Airports no longer operate at night, and major highways that come close to where people live are built with sound barriers. Surely a tax-supported, lucrative business venture such as industrial wind can step up to the plate and ensure that neighbors of their wind installations will not have their health and quality of life jeopardized.

Michael Nissenbaum, MD FORT KENT, ME

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My home was mentioned in your article about the city’s property tax “stealth appraisals” [“Burlington Landlords Accuse City of Conducting ‘Stealth’ Tax Reappraisals,” May 5]. Yes, they did raise my taxes based on pictures they saw

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CORRECTION:

A May 12 article [“Are Wind Turbines Hazardous to Your Health? Docs Disagree”] misstated the number of individuals surveyed by Dr. Michael Nissenbaum in his research on the effects of wind turbine noise in Mars Hill, Maine. Nissenbaum interviewed 22 people living close to turbines and 27 people living further away who served as the control group — not 15, as stated in the article.

LAST WEEK’S PAPER:

Due to a production error, our printer, Upper Valley Press, switched two pages from last week’s Seven Days with those from the previous issue.

Content that appeared on pages 39 and 48 — stories and ads — had already been published in the May 5 paper. Our deepest apologies to the advertisers, subjects, writers and photographers who were affected — especially Unrestrained, who did an interview with Dan Bolles in advance of the band’s gig last Thursday at 242 Main. We decided to reprint the complete “Finer Weave,” about carpet purveyor Kirsten Edey. You can find it on page 33.

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Almost fair and balanced: This is how I would characterize your article about Vermont’s small airports [“Up in the Air,” April 28]. The imagery of dollars going up in smoke is unfortunate, as was the tendency to lean toward the view that small airports only serve the well-to-do citizens flying into their third homes.

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Fortunately for me, after three conversations with the assessor, the increase was reduced to 3 percent from an original 10 percent. Still, I learned quickly that the procedures in place to set property tax rates are such that in times of financial need the city may gather more revenue quickly and easily with this tax. When the city says it needs to “adjust rates when changes are made to a property” is fair enough, but it can also be an open invitation for delving into the taxpayers’ pockets indiscriminately when the city is low on cash. The way the tax law is worded now, the city is in the right, but that does not make it ethically right.

“Indiscriminately” is the key word here, and the law needs to be changed to close this loophole where the assessor’s office may enter an unethical and what should be recognized as unlawful practice.

Changes to anyone’s property taxes should simply be done with everyone else at the same time during the citywide appraisal to avoid this gray zone.

It follows that if my taxes go up based on pictures from the Internet, so should everyone else, at the same time, submit pictures of their properties. My house was singled out indiscriminately.

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Training Runs for the As for losers, they’re the poor, elderly, Race for the Cure. disabled and unemployed. Successive $150 million budget gaps have been closed without raising much in taxes.

Add in lost federal funds and Vermonters are staring down a social safety net with widening holes and a lot less bounce.

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in his first year as speaker. In his second, he navigated a minefield of election-year gubernatorial politics to strike a budget accord with the administration. Two Senate leaders — President Pro Tem PETER SHUMLIN and Senate Appropriations Chairwoman SUSAN BARTLETT — want the top job, while Douglas is doing everything in his power to help their Republican opponent, Lt. Governor BRIAN DUBIE. The session’s individual losers include the Democrats running for governor — particularly those in the Senate. Shumlin’s vote on Vermont

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Yankee failed to propel him to the front of the pack as he had hoped. Bartlett’s budget wrangling included cuts many Dem primary voters don’t like. Sen. DOUG RACINE (D-Chittenden) helped shepherd a mish-mash health care “reform” measure through the legislature, but the bill faces a likely gubernatorial veto.

The biggest loser? While Douglas came out looking good in the budget deal, ironically the compromise hurts his hopeful successor, Dubie.

Why? A budget veto would have worked to Dubie’s advantage. He was at the governor’s side all session, dissing Democrats for things they ended up reversing positions on. Dubie was then left to deliver some tepid criticism of the budget deal on the session’s final day, calling it “a step in the right direction” that didn’t go far enough.

That’s not easy to put on a bumper sticker.

Leading Dems at least get to tout a

bipartisan deal with the governor.

“Promises made, promises kept,” Shumlin said in a post-session press conference.

Now, that will fit on a bumper sticker.

The Moose That Roared?

Vermont’s Progressives have assembled a slate of candidates for all statewide offices, from governor on down to attorney general.

Leading the Progressive ticket is MARTHA ABBOTT, the party’s chairwoman and gubernatorial candidate. In the past two elections Abbott has run for auditor. Now MICHAEL BAYER wants that job.

MARJORIE POWER is going for lieutenant governor, PETER COOPER for secretary of state, and CHARLOTTE DENNETT for attorney general. Dennett also ran in 2008.

“In prior years, several candidates from outside the party have attempted to get on the ballot under the Progressive label … we have then launched write-in campaigns to protect our ballot. This year we decided to be preemptive,” said Progressive Party Executive Director MORGAN DAYBELL. I thought Progs opposed preemptive warfare?

What about perennial Progressive candidate ANTHONY POLLINA? He tells “Fair Game” that a “run for state senate is very likely.” Pollina lives in Washington County and could be a strong contender for one of the county’s three senate seats.

If the Dems choose a gubernatorial candidate the Progs can stomach, Abbott would probably take her name off the November ballot, Daybell predicted.

Three of the five Democratic contenders have met with the Progs: Sens.

Susan Bartlett, Doug Racine and former Sen. MATT DUNNE. Sen. Shumlin has set up and canceled two meetings due to scheduling conflicts. Secretary of State DEB MARKOWITZ has yet to request a meeting, and is the candidate most likely to face a Prog challenge, sources say.

But Wait, There’s More!

Last week’s list of Statehouse retirees needs an update. Also throwing in the towel are Rep. SCOTT ORR (D-Charlotte); Rep. STEVE ADAMS (R-Hartland); Rep. JOE BAKER (R-West Rutland); and Rep. PATTY

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Mike Yantachka,

the former chair of the Chittenden County Democrats, is dropping his bid for state senate to run for Orr’s seat.

Despite the grueling biennium, and the projected $120 million deficit for FY 2010, House Speaker Smith doesn’t think there will be many more retirements.

“It’s encouraging. People are willing to do the difficult work,” he said. “I think that’s a good sign for our democracy.”

Speaker’s Silence

Now that the legislative session is over, Democratic candidates for governor are seeking endorsements, especially from top lawmakers.

Sen. Doug Racine leads the pack with 29 House and Senate Dems.

“In every likelihood I’ll be working with one of them next year when they are governor, so I would rather just stay out of it,” Speaker Smith said.

Smart guy.

“It’s not as if I haven’t been asked, though,” he added.

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WNMR 107.1 FM is for sale, and the new boss could be announced as early as this week, says station owner Jeff lOPer. The FM talk station launched last fall and resurrected the popular morning talk duo of Steve cOrMier and tOM Brennan, aka “Corm and the Coach.” Loper pulled the plug on the duo earlier this year after they had worked for months without pay.

Loper said he’s talking with a couple of local groups who would bring the station back on-air and likely boost its power.

“My ideal is to find someone who will keep Corm and the Coach on the air,” said Loper. “It wasn’t their fault that they had to go off the air, and they shouldn’t be punished for it.”

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Call it the email that launched a thousand “fuck offs.” Those two words became the default greeting to me from politicians, journalists, friends and family, thanks to Auditor Tom Salmon’s profane remark reported in last week’s “Fair Game.”

The exchange made headlines on WPTZ NewsChannel5 as well as several Vermont papers and news blogs.

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State Human Resources Commissioner carOline earle said state personnel rules banning such use do pertain to all employees, but her office hasn’t been asked to enforce these rules in the offices run by independently elected statewide officeholders.

“Most constitutional officers, in practice, follow the personnel policies established for executive branch employees. To my knowledge, our office has not had experience in having to resolve whether an independently elected official is compelled to follow those rules or whether any misuse is best dealt with by the voters in the democratic process,” said Earle.

Several media reports claimed Salmon apologized to his staff for sending out the political missive via state email, promising to not do it again.

might all think those things about the media from time to time, but we don’t express it.”

Dan BarlOw of the Vermont Press Bureau, which serves the Rutland Herald and Barre-Montpelier Times Argus, penned my favorite piece.

Barlow delved into Salmon’s fishy claim that his missive was an overt message to a “Gang of Four” cabal: myself, bloggers PhiliP Baruth and JOhn ODuM, and Darren allen, a former journalist who is now the Vermont-NEA spokesman. This “axis of evil” is in cahoots to oust Salmon from office, Barlow noted.

Profanity I can take, but comparing me to bloggers? Ouch, auditor, you really know how to hurt a guy.

That was last week. On Tuesday, I received a personal note from Salmon apologizing for his remarks and actions.

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hirty-five years ago, Paul Shannon ventured to a place most people will never go: the Korean Demilitarized Zone, or DMZ, separating North and South Korea. He remembers the experience vividly, though he’s spent much of his life trying to forget it, often by using drugs and alcohol.

On May 13, 1975, Shannon, then an Army MP, was on an “infiltration-intercept mission” into the DMZ when he was shot three times — twice in the chest and once in the right arm. While being evacuated to a military hospital, Shannon was given a shot of morphine, the first of countless doses he’s received over the last three and a half decades to ease his pain.

That pain hasn’t ceased. In fact, it’s gotten worse, despite ever-increasing doses of opiates, which Shannon gets for free and in huge quantities from the Department of Veterans Affairs, better known as the VA. Currently, Shannon takes 120 milligrams of morphine sulfate and twelve, 5-milligram doses of oxycodone per day for the pain resulting from his combat wounds, degenerative arthritis and severely herniated discs.

As a clinician familiar with Shannon’s case puts it, “He’s on a boatload of pain meds that no longer do anything but keep him addicted.”

Shannon has been through drug rehab four times, the last, in 2001, after he nearly died of an overdose because he was following the orders of two doctors who were unaware of each other.

“If I showed you a list of all the drugs they gave me from ’97 to 2001, and you gave it to a doctor or psychiatrist, they’d look at you and say, ‘So when did they bury this guy?’” says Shannon, 55, who’s divorced and lives in a cabin that he built in the woods outside Sheffield.

There’s one drug Shannon believes would help him cope more effectively with his chronic pain, as well as with the insomnia, flashbacks, cold sweats and mood swings associated with his post-traumatic stress disorder: marijuana. Some doctors have told Shannon that medicinal cannabis could help him wean himself off all those opiates.

But Shannon’s doctor, who works at the VA Medical Center in White River Junction, is prohibited under federal law from recommending medical marijuana

The VA doesn’T permiT iTs medicAl professionAls To pArTicipATe in the medical marijuana programs that are now legal in 14 states, including VermonT. VeTerAns to his patients. Even with a signed release from Shannon, he won’t discuss the matter with a journalist for fear of being reprimanded or losing his job.

Thousands of disabled veterans across the country are caught in this crossfire of conflicting state and federal drug laws.

Many of them receive all their medical and psychiatric care through the VA, which doesn’t permit its medical professionals to participate in the medical marijuana programs that are now legal in 14 states, including Vermont.

recommendation — it’s not considered a “prescription” — must be renewed annually. But Shannon says he can’t afford duplicative medical care for six months a year.

Shannon also says he worried that if he does get on the registry and tests positive for pot, he could lose his VA benefits, including access to his pain meds.

“Unfortunately, that problem is widespread across the country,” says Kris Hermes of Americans for Safe Access, the nation’s largest advocacy group for

legalized marijuana treatment, therapy and research. “We’ve received dozens of reports from patients across the country, in both medical [marijuana] states and nonmedical states, that they’re being denied pain meds unless they can show they will abstain from using marijuana.”

Vets such as Shannon who receive prescription narcotics through the VA must sign a pain-management contract that says they won’t abuse or divert those drugs for illicit use. (The estimated street value of the drugs Shannon gets from the VA each year exceeds $65,000.) One provision common in those contracts, which until recently differed from state to state, requires vets to agree to drug testing at the discretion of their VA doctor.

According to Andy LaCosse, staff assistant to the director of the VA Hospital in White River Junction, “VA patients will not be denied VA services because of their participation in state medical marijuana programs.”

Despite such official pronouncements, the attitudes of some VA doctors elsewhere can be markedly different from those in Vermont. “In states that have medical marijuana, occasionally there’ll be a doctor who feels more like he works for the DEA than the VA,” says Michael Krawitz of the advocacy group Veterans for Medical Marijuana Access in southwestern Virginia. Krawitz, 47, is a retired Air Force veteran who was injured in an accident in Guam about 20 years ago that cost him his spleen, pancreas and part of his intestine.

When Krawitz refused to agree with the drug-testing provision in his contract, he was denied his pain meds.

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In addition to reporting on the conditions they witness, WuDunn and Kristof sometimes become personally involved in their stories, paying to emancipate girls from In-Store Demo brothels, for example, or donating blood Sat., May 22 to a woman hemorrhaging in childbirth. from 1–3pm WuDunn, a Manhattan-born Chinese American with degrees from Cornell, Meet Chef ’n rep, Harvard and Princeton, says Americans Emily Skelton, and “have won the lottery of life” and should get ready for fresh use some of their windfall to help those strawberries! who have not been so lucky.

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rue to the title of their latest bestseller, which is derived from the Maoist saying “Women hold up half the sky,” husband-and-wife journalists Sheryl WuDunn and Nicholas Kristof will jointly deliver the commencement address at Middlebury College this Sunday.

WuDunn, 50, was the first Asian American reporter to win a Pulitzer Prize.

That, too, she shared with Kristof: The couple received it for their coverage of the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests while working in the New York Times’ Beijing bureau.

In addition to Half the Sky, which presents horrific examples of the oppression of women in poor countries and inspiring initiatives against it, WuDunn and Kristof have cowritten two books on China’s emergence as an economic dynamo.

“In the 19th century,” WuDunn and Kristof wrote in a Sunday New York Times Magazine article last year, “the paramount moral challenge was slavery. In the 20th century, it was totalitarianism. In this century, it is the brutality inflicted on so many women and girls around the globe.”

The couple has investigated brothels in Cambodia where 12-year-old girls work as sex slaves. They have also documented the suffering and ostracism of African and Asian teens afflicted with obstetric fistulas, whom Kristof has described as “perhaps the most wretched people on this planet.”

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ancer and choreographer Ellen Smith Ahern wanted to collaborate artistically with her friends; it didn’t matter that none of them had performed before.

In fact, the untrained movement of the four men — whose day jobs include carpentry and website design — turned out to be just what she was looking for.

Luckily for Smith Ahern, her friends were game. They’ve spent the last few months creating and polishing a short piece called “Tell the Truth,” which they’ll perform, without Smith Ahern, as a workin-progress at the FlynnSpace this Sunday.

“There’s a rawness to what they’re doing that makes me want to figure out how to find that quality in my own movement, as a trained, practiced dancer,” Smith Ahern says.

An Illinois native and graduate of the dance program at Middlebury College — where she met all four dancers, including her husband, Chris Ahern — Smith Ahern performed earlier this year at the Flynn as part of

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Midd artist-in-residence Tiffany Rhynard’s group. Smith Ahern’s own piece is supported by the Flynn’s N.A.S.A. Grant, which provides studio space to Vermont artists for the purpose of creating new work.

To coax authentic, interesting movement from Chris Ahern, Charlie Bettigole, Spencer Taylor and Alex Fuller — all of them outdoorsy and physical but not dancers — Smith Ahern began with some writing sessions. She prompted the men to make lists of things they feared, to reach back in their memories for instances when they were playing too rough and accidentally hurt someone, or times when they fantasized about hurting someone intentionally to teach the person a lesson.

“I felt like writing about those physical reflexive responses to situations — to being threatened, maybe, or being afraid, or being really excited or exuberant — might give us language that could evoke movement that might be more honest than me trying to put movement on them,” Smith Ahern explains.

The four began to build gestures on their Big APE

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writing, sometimes using literal cues, such as punching and pulling at each other, and sometimes creating more abstract phrases.

As the process evolved, they wove in more informal physical elements, as well.

“Some of it just came from tension breakers,” Smith Ahern says. “I mean, we would get to a point in a rehearsal where we didn’t know what to do next, so they would just start pretending to kung fu fight, or they’d just start playing, like, little-boy games.”

The half-hour piece they’ll present this weekend is composed of solos interspersed with duets and trios. Some parts will be performed to a reading of the men’s memories from the original writing session, and others to “wild” accordion music by Guy Klucevsek.

In some sections the dancers are actually seated in chairs, diligently chewing massive wads of Dubble Bubble gum. Sometimes they throw each other around or tenderly lift and carry each other.

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reply to “the wrinkly, white-haired guy” labeled him “the world’s oldest celebrity.”

Of course, the Obamas have become international celebrities. In Michelle Obama: The First Lady in Photographs, essays by coauthors Deborah Willis and University of Vermont professor Emily Bernard explore the cultural significance of Mrs. O’s fame. As Bernard points out, the First Couple’s popularity represents the antithesis of the seedy tabloid notoriety implied by the McCain smear. Michelle, in particular, the prof writes, “is an oasis of reserve in a shameless culture in which so many of us seem driven by the need to expose, divulge, and consume.”

In a conversation with Seven Days, Bernard, who teaches African American literature, admits she didn’t know much about the First Lady before Willis, a professor of photography at New York University, asked her to collaborate on the book. As Bernard began to do research, what immediately struck her was the media’s “hunger for news about Michelle Obama,” she notes in the essay. The current FLOTUS received four times more coverage than Cindy McCain during 2008.

The volume’s 200 images, selected by Willis, encompass the campaign, inauguration

and first year in the White House. Some photos catch Michelle in quiet moments: walking with an arm around daughter Malia; kneeling in the White House garden as she ponders where to plant thyme. Others capture historic hours: striding into Grant Park with her family on election night; holding Abraham Lincoln’s Bible as her husband is sworn in as president.

The pics transfix us, Willis writes, in part because the “American public has never come to know so intimately an African American woman who is not a performer or an athlete.” Both essays note how pundits have frequently made simplistic comparisons of the First Lady to “The Cosby Show”’s Clair Huxtable. Bernard looks at the complex ways in which Michelle’s South Side Chicago upbringing, as well as her family’s South Carolina roots, contributed to her character development. “Michelle Obama offers a more realistic story about a woman who is firmly grounded in a rich cultural, geographical and racial context,” says Bernard in the interview.

“Many women, not just black women, find themselves in Michelle Obama,” Bernard continues. “As a wife, as a mother, as a woman trying to balance a professional identity

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against the demands” of domestic life. “She manages to achieve that image of the wholesome American woman who puts family first, without compromising her sharpness, intellectual gifts and fierceness.”

Bernard admits that negative motives, especially racism, drive some of the extra attention. “There will always be this scrutiny, this suspicion,” she explains. “As much as there is wonder and fascination and admiration, I think there is a real sense: ‘Let’s catch her at something.’”

Working on the book “has made me think a lot about celebrity,” Bernard reflects. “And how one has to carefully cultivate one’s public image. And how it’s important also, to be successful, to seem as if you’re not cultivating it.” She admires how the First Lady handles the demands of living in the spotlight. “The way that she is managing that — with both a wry self-consciousness and a wry awareness, without compromising personal integrity — is fascinating to me.” m

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In one moment that Smith Ahern says she particularly loves, the four men are finally dancing in unison. They rush up to each other with fists clenched; then, suddenly, their arms drop, and they kick their legs out and fall to the ground together.

Smith Ahern has been impressed with her friends’ openness to the project and their range of movement, but she’s faced some challenges, too.

“How do I, as a choreographer, work to really clarify and enhance the performance quality of guys who have never performed before, who are not necessarily aware of what their face[s are] doing while their bod[ies are] moving, or vice versa?” she asks.

Smith Ahern says she’s been trying to hold the novices to the same standards as she would herself or other trained dancers.

She doesn’t let them get away with movements that are fuzzy or unclear, but works to pinpoint their intentions. At the same time, Smith Ahern says she doesn’t want to lose the gestures that come naturally — the awkward and organic stuff the men bring from outside the world of dance.

Walking the line between the two methods is a delicate task, she concedes.

“I want to take it seriously enough so that people who have come to see it are really being told a story, or being given imagery that they can find their own story through,”

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she says. “It’s not a joke. It’s not ‘Oh, that’s funny because I work with him and now he’s on stage pretending to be a ballerina.’”

Where the work will go from here is still unclear, but Smith Ahern is considering having the guys teach the piece to four female dancers, including herself. She loves the idea, she says, of transposing their text, movements and mannerisms onto a whole new set of performers.

But first, this quartet will perform their piece a few more times over the summer in parks throughout the Burlington area.

They’ve loved the process, Smith Ahern says, but are not interested in forming a dance company just yet. For the time being, the men seem happy to get to know each other in new ways.

“We have this little window into each other’s experience now,” Smith Ahern says. 

“Tell the Truth,” choreographed by Ellen Smith Ahern and performed by Chris Ahern, Charlie Bettigole, Alex Fuller and Spencer Taylor, Sunday, May 23, at 7 p.m. at the FlynnSpace in Burlington. $5 suggested donation. A Q&A session follows the dance. Info, 86-FLYNN. www.flynntix.org

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The double-sided sign features the same woman, two messages: “Yes, I’m having it delivered…” and “Oh, I love anchovies too… But…” “I didn’t want a sign with the name of the business,” says O’Brien, who explains, sort of, the meaning behind one of the comments: “Anchovies are the most controversial things in the pizza business; you either love them or hate them.” The original sign, which appeared shortly after the shop opened in September 2008, resembled a TV test pattern, which was O’Brien’s way of suggesting we all step away from the mindnumbing television. That sign will soon relocate to the south side of the building as a light box, he says. The new sign, according to O’Brien, “draws people back to that time … when we had that collective consciousness of ‘We are all one.’”

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SD: How exactly do two people deliver a speech? Do you take turns talking, or is it kind of a duet?

SW: (laughing) We haven’t really figured it out yet. But we’ll try to have it be coherent.

SD: You must worry about Nick when he’s off reporting in some pretty dangerous places.

SW: Of course I worry about him. He does take precautions, but unexpected things can happen.

SD: Nick is in Africa now with the latest student to win his annual contest for traveling to and reporting from some really difficult places. You and he seem to have a strong commitment to working with students.

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SW: Absolutely. It’s a great job. Journalism is one of the best professions for keeping your mind fresh. It helps you develop your judgment abilities, your critical thinking and to improve your people skills. These are very valuable skills to have if you do go into another field.

Even though I’m not a full-time journalist now, I still care about journalism very deeply.

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SD: Is it hard for a married couple to work on a book together? Do you and Nick argue about how to do it?

SW: It’s OK for me to work with Nick. In marriage, there are other challenges to manage, but this is certainly not one of them for us. I do get along well with my husband, and it’s good to work with someone you trust.

When they criticize something you’ve written, you don’t see it as personally motivated but as something that may be important to improving the quality of the work. Ego can get in the way a lot of the time. People don’t always know how to take criticism.

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poorer parts of the world — how people there live — by watching television. But TV is cutting back on foreign coverage. At the same time, the world is becoming much more interconnected. Other countries are much more internationally minded than the U.S. is.

Young people especially need to get out of their familiar surroundings. They need to be encouraged to go somewhere really different.

SD: Speaking of different, have you been to Vermont? Are you familiar with middlebury?

WD: We’ve been skiing in Vermont at Stratton and a number of places. It’s a really beautiful state. We considered studying Japanese at Middlebury before going to Japan to report for the Times, but we wound up studying it in New York because of our kids.

SD: can you say something about them?

SW: Our oldest child is graduating from high school. He’s been accepted to Middlebury but will take a gap year — probably somewhere abroad — before going to college.

SD: What’s next for you? Are you going to write another book?

WD: I’m still really busy with Half the Sky. I’m working on a multimedia effort for it that involves a documentary series on PBS and an online game as well. Moving into different formats such as games will allow us to reach many more people. And that’s how movements start. m

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It was supposed to be four days, but Stormy EaSt CoaSt wEathEr had CanCElEd thEir flight up from JfK the prevIous nIght.

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“Oh, that must have been amazing.

Of course, I guess every day in New Orleans is a jazz festival. When it comes to American music, no doubt that town is the root of the tree. Did you hear some great bands?”

Suzy smiled. “Not so much this trip,” she said. “We were mostly partying with people we know in town. In the past we’ve gone down for a week or two and taken in a bunch of shows, but now we have a 2-year-old girl, so it was just a quickie. A close friend is watching Peyton while we’re away.”

“You know, I was thinking, with your family name, it sounds like you could be from New Orleans.”

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Suzy said, “The last time I passed by here, the sheep had somehow gotten loose and were wandering all over the place. I pulled over and got the owners out. I mean, there was no way I was going to try to round them up.”

“You’re no shepherdess, huh?

“Nope, I am not,” Suzy replied with a grin.

“So, do you guys have jobs down this way?” I asked.

“Well, we run a business,” Archie replied. “We’re chimney sweeps. We clean chimneys, repair them, rebuild — you name it.”

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I asked, “You’re in Vergennes, right?”

“Yeah,” Archie replied. “Technically, we’re in Ferrisburgh, but we always tell people Vergennes ’cause we’re right on the outskirts. You’ll see.”

“So, wow — New Orleans. Those poor folks down there. First Katrina and now this oil rig disaster. What were you guys down there for — Mardi Gras?”

“Nope, Mardi Gras was, like, February.

’80s, and Suzy was this hot ski bum I fell for. We both became massage therapists. I started doing some chimney work on the side and soon realized there was more money in that. I mean, if we could launch our own business. Plus, we enjoyed it.”

Suzy’s cellphone went off. In the rearview mirror I saw her eyes light up when she read the caller ID. “Amy!” she exclaimed gleefully into the phone.

“We’re almost home! … Oh, yeah. We’re totally beat, but so psyched to be back.

Put Peyton on, OK? … Yes, sweetie, it’s Mommy! Oh, I know, I know. We’ll be home in a few minutes, lamb chop.”

Tears were spilling from Suzy’s eyes as she passed the phone to her husband. He said, “Peyton? Is that you, honey?

Oh, hi, Amy … Yeah, I know.

We’ll see you in a few. Thanks so much.”

“That’s it,” Suzy announced, wiping her eyes with the back of her sleeve. “I’m not doing this again. I can’t be away from Peyton for this long. I just can’t stand it.”

“Aww, honey,” Archie said, placing an arm around his partner’s shoulder.

He looked like he was about to mist up himself.

“There it is,” Suzy said, pointing to a white frame house about 100 yards off Route 7. “Home, sweet home — hallelujah!”

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uzy, let’s sit down over here. The luggage might take a while.”

Archie Bellefontaine and his wife, Suzy, had just arrived at Burlington International Airport, back from a five-day, jam-packed New Orleans getaway. They looked worse for the wear. It was supposed to be four days, but stormy East Coast weather had canceled their flight up from JFK the previous night, forcing them to overnight in New York City. I took a seat beside the couple as we awaited the start-up of the baggage carousel.

“So, last night, Archie,” I asked, “did you stay in a Manhattan hotel, or did you just take a room in Queens?”

There was a few seconds’ delay before the question registered with my customer, like when a TV news anchor is speaking with a correspondent based in some faraway locale. Archie tapped the side of his head, shaking out the cobwebs. “Jeez, I’m sorry, man,” he said. “What were you asking about? Oh, yeah — where we stayed. Uhhh … I couldn’t tell ya. I’m not even sure where Queens is, honestly. We were right near the airport, I could tell you that.”

I said, “Yup, you were in Queens. I mean, for what it’s worth.”

The luggage belt buzzed, initiating the suitcase parade, and I ambled over with the Bellefontaines. Like many couples, they seemed to fit together. Archie was red haired and burly; Suzy, short and blonde. What they shared was a physical vitality and strength that was palpable in the way they moved, even in their ragged, post-New Orleans condition.

Once we loaded up the taxi and my customers settled into the backseat, they appeared to perk up. Exiting the airport,

We cruised along Route 7, passing newly plowed fields redolent of manure, a smell I find enlivening, like life itself.

There was a lot going on in the noonday sky, from blackish storm clouds to sun-streaked blue horizons. The rain had been holding off, but who cares? It’s springtime in Vermont; it’s all good.

Coming up on the round barn farm in Ferrisburgh, I said, “Let’s see if they got the camel out yet. Or is it too early in the season?”

Sure enough, Ollie — that’s his name — was perambulating the fields, munching grass among his merino-sheep minions. I

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remote airport to an urban area with appropriate medical facilities.

I can guarantee you that any one individual in a remote hamlet of Vermont (or anywhere else) would consider the value of keeping such an airfield “open for business” well worth the relatively paltry expense if a loved one were to receive such a ride.

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As a humanservices-degree holder of the last graduating class of Trinity College in 2001, and a retired State of Vermont employee, I was pleased to see that the wonderful Sisters of Mercy were finally recognized [“Walking the Walk,” May 5]. I personally know that their outstanding warmth and true altruism in the community has helped hundreds of women and families to achieve self-empowerment, spirituality and social justice. These are the traits Sisters Janice, Elizabeth and Lindy nurtured in their teachings and mere presence.

I grew up Catholic in the ’60s with the black habits and closed minds of some nuns, and it was a breath of fresh air to know that I could mix being female with a strong sense of worth and independence and a desire to make a true difference, when encountering such “like-minded” mentors. As a mother of a daughter who attended Trinity and the Sisters of Mercy, her exposure to the social rights of others and the world and our place in it helped to support the gifts I wanted to leave her. In this sometimes-jaded world, it is often hard to maintain a sense that people are still

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I was shocked when I read the letter from a Chris Robinson of Stowe [“Feedback,” April 14], who was responding to my letter [“Feedback,” March 31] regarding cruising trails at Mad River Glen, which I had written in response to Lauren Ober’s article [“The 20/20 Challenge: Mad River Glen,” March 10] in which she did not know that Mad River had groomed cruising trails.

In my letter I describe myself as a senior woman with bilateral knee replacements. I mention that I have many friends who have been hit and injured by snowboarders and I am thankful they are not allowed at Mad River. Mr. Robinson states that banning riders is intolerant and “bigoted” behavior. Mad River, privately owned, can create its own rules. I don’t believe safety of skiers is “bigoted.” I regard Mr. Robinson’s remarks as arrogant and disrespectful and not good representation of the board-riding community who wish to be tolerated at the areas where they are allowed. Does not sound like a Vermonter to me.

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localmatters Medical Marijuana « p.14 because they tested positive for cannabis; others agreed to discontinue their legally sanctioned medical marijuana use to get their pain-med prescriptions restored.

“The vets who took that [latter] option were forced into rehab,” Krawitz adds, “which is pretty darned inappropriate for someone who’s using a substance based on a doctor’s orders.”

The irony of the VA’s seemingly conflicted attitude toward medical marijuana isn’t lost on vets such as Shannon. For years, one oft-cited rationale for keeping marijuana illegal has been that it’s a “gateway drug” to more addictive substances, particularly opiates.

However, a growing body of evidence suggests that gate swings both ways. New research shows that vets like Shannon who suffer from chronic pain, PTSD and even opiate addiction may find a pathway back to normalcy through medical marijuana — provided their doctors are allowed to recommend it.

MaryLynn Mathre is a registered nurse and cofounder of the Virginia group Patients Out of Time, which advocates for the rights of patients seeking access to medicinal cannabis. In the 1970s, Mathre worked as a Navy nurse at the Portsmouth Naval Hospital in Virginia, then at the Roosevelt Roads Naval Station in Puerto Rico, where she helped Vietnam vets recover from their physical and psychological wounds. Later, she spent years working in a methadone clinic with drug-addicted vets.

“What your veteran is saying is not off the mark,” she says, referring to Shannon.

“I’ve personally known a lot of people who’ve gotten off IV opiates by using methadone, then using cannabis to kick the methadone.”

According to Mathre, the human body has its own endocannabinoid system that produces chemicals almost identical to the active ingredients in marijuana. These chemicals are vital to helping us eat, sleep, relax, cope with stress and forget traumatic experiences, such as the pain of childbirth.

“People think of short-term memory loss [from marijuana] as a negative, but this is actually a protective factor,” she explains. “It can really help veterans to forget these horrific experiences they’ve had so they can get on with their lives as opposed to being plagued by them.”

In fact, Krawitz of Veterans for Medical Marijuana Access points out that, ever since New Mexico made PTSD one of its 15 qualifying conditions for inclusion on its medical marijuana registry, the largest number of incoming patients have been those suffering from PTSD. Needless to say, many of them are combat veterans.

Such numbers are only expected to grow. In 2008, the RAND Corporation estimated that 300,000 military personnel,

or one in five soldiers returning from Iraq and Afghanistan, will suffer from PTSD or major depression. An equal number will experience comparable symptoms due to traumatic brain injuries incurred in combat.

Vermont is currently home to more than 55,000 veterans, including 35,000 to 40,000 who served during wartime, according to the state’s Office of Veterans Affairs. Nearly 4000 Vermont National Guard members have been deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan since 2003, including the 1500 currently overseas. While the Vermont National Guard doesn’t release statistics on the number of its members suffering from PTSD, there’s no reason to suspect their experiences will be any different from those of other vets returning from war.

For his part, Shannon says it’s grossly unfair that the roughly one in six Vermonters who served his or her country and receives medical and psychiatric care through the VA is not eligible for the state’s medical marijuana registry.

Earlier this year, he sent letters to every member of the legislature spelling out his recommendation for revising the medical marijuana law to provide equal access to disabled veterans. Among his suggestions was to establish a system that allows a civilian doctor to review veterans’ medical records and determine if they qualify for the registry.

The response to Shannon’s massive letter-writing campaign was underwhelming, to say the least. “I haven’t heard a fucking word from any of them,” he says.

Rep. Dave Zuckerman (P–Burlington), who was instrumental in the passage of Vermont first medical marijuana law, has spoken to Shannon and says he’s sympathetic to his plight. Nevertheless, he points out that the medical marijuana dispensary bill wasn’t a priority this year, especially since the House and Senate judiciary committees were wrestling with more pressing issues, such as an overhaul of the state’s court system.

“He’s got incredible points that he makes,” Zuckerman says of Shannon.

“What’s difficult here is we’re trying to shoehorn in a bunch of exemptions to what is already a bad law: to have marijuana be illegal.”

For his part, Shannon suggests more sinister forces are at work keeping him hooked on the pain meds. “[Are] the government and the pharmaceutical industry conspiring to keep me addicted?” Shannon asks. “The only answer I can come up with is yes.” m

the straight dope bY CeCiL adams nose wasn’t always singled out; apparently an unfaithful Creek woman could have her ears cut off instead. I’ve even seen it said the cuckolded husband might bite his straying spouse’s nose off, but admittedly this comes from a secondary source.

To this point we’re mostly seeing evidence for premise number one above, which attributes such savagery specifically to Native Americans. However, it’s not difficult to make the case for premise two: The savages here are people in general — or at the very least, male people in general.

Christopher Columbus ordered his men to cut off the nose and ears of any native guilty of theft.

After the Battle of Horseshoe Bend in 1814, Andrew Jackson’s soldiers cut off the noses of 557 slain Red Stick Creek Indians, and some skinned the bodies to make souvenir bridle reins. So nonnatives weren’t known for their high-class behavior, either.

Maximilian says white men who’d taken Indian wives punished adultery the same way Blackfeet males did. Perhaps he only meant they hacked off their hair rather than their noses, but who knows?

Instances of nose cutting and other punitive mutilation can be found throughout the world, making it reasonable to include the entire species in the savagery

indictment. In Afghanistan today, for example, cases have been reported of abusive men cutting off the ears and noses of their wives to punish various acts of perceived disobedience, or sometimes seemingly on general principle. The Afghan Taliban, meanwhile, threatened to cut off the ears and nose of anyone who voted in the 2009 elections.

I observe no cases of Afghan women mutilating their husbands, though surely some must have grounds. On the contrary, in the few cases of Afghan violence initiated by women I’m aware of, the women set fire to themselves in protest or despair.

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appendages cut off? Not that we hear about — he might have to surrender his horse. Not a trivial sanction, maybe, but to my way of thinking not terribly comparable.

In Blackfeet society, the status of women, even faithful ones, was far from exalted. According to Maximilian, a man interested in hooking up with a woman simply agreed on a price with his intended’s father, whereupon she moved in — no formal marriage took place. If the man tired of the woman, he sent her back from whence she came with her belongings. He kept the kids.

Nose cutting of adulteresses, though hardly universal among American Indians, was fairly widespread — we have credible reports of its occurrence among the Creek, Sioux and Navajo. In the 1870s, General George Crook reported Arizona Apache men both beat their wives and cut their noses off for infidelity. Crook tried to stop the practice by imprisoning a nose-cutting husband for a year, with unknown success. The

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adultery brutally. Cuckolded Cherokee men, it’s said, just sent their wives away. More generally, in some tribes, women enjoyed considerable autonomy stemming from the traditional division of labor: Men did the hunting and fighting, women farmed.

Europeans supposedly upset this egalitarian arrangement by insisting the men take over the farming work, thus reducing women’s status. I’m not saying this makes nose cutting the fault of the white man. I merely note that, in the long-running project of treating women like dirt, there’s lots of blame to spread around.

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Lisa W. vidently some did, which unarguably is savage behavior. But how best to define the group of savages we’re talking about?

Candidates: 1. Native Americans.

2. The human race. Seriously, you ever hear of cocker spaniels doing this?

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. First, the facts.

The earliest mention I can find of Native American women having their noses cut off for adultery is in a memoir by Alexander Maximilian, a Prussian prince, naturalist and ethnographer who explored the Great Plains in the 1830s. He said this about the men of the Blackfeet tribe: “They generally punish infidelity in their wives very seriously, cutting off their noses in such cases; and we saw, about Fort McKenzie, a great many of these poor creatures horribly disfigured. When 10 or 12 tents were together, we were sure to see six or seven women mutilated in this manner. The husband also cuts off the hair by way of punishment.”

Repudiated by her mate, the mutilated woman was no longer marriageable and ended her days laboring for other households — perhaps counting herself lucky she hadn’t been killed outright, as sometimes occurred. Did her paramour, meanwhile, have any

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am a desk jockey. Despite the seemingly glamorous title of “newspaper reporter,” I might as well be in a typing pool for the amount of keyboard pecking I do in a day. Warrior woman I am not.

But that doesn’t mean I’m not up for a ridiculous challenge when it presents itself.

I might not have a hooker’s chance in heaven of winning, but if the contest involves throwing spears, jumping over fire and getting pummeled by a giant wearing leather underwear, well, then, heck, sign me up.

When I heard about the first-ever Spartan Race — ostensibly an adult obstacle course meant to test even the meatiest gym rats and gung-ho-est jarheads — I knew I had to go. Scaling a greased wall and scurrying under barbed wire on a three-mile

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The Greek gods must have been pleased with Desena’s ingenuity. The weather for the event could not have been better — mid-60s, slightly breezy, with enough sunshine to bake the exposed bodies of the nearly naked Spartans milling around the venue.

I was not the only person intrigued by the event’s quirky elements and gimmicky theme. The race sold out at 500 participants, all of whom paid $50 for the pleasure of getting the jelly kicked out of them by a course that mixed trail running with wacky obstacles. In addition to taking home the glory and respect that comes from winning one of Desena’s wackadoodle races, the top three men and women nabbed “authentic” Spartan swag

more than my fair share of it as a student athlete in college, and now I never run unless I’m being chased. In the past five years, I’ve gone running twice — once two weeks ago and once on Sunday.

With that in mind, I trotted off with the other 125 people in my heat toward almost certain death. The first obstacle involved jumping a fire that spanned the width of the access road down which we were running. No problem. I didn’t even notice the flames nipping at my ankles.

From the fire pit, we snaked through a stand of young pine trees. The crush of runners created a bottleneck that brought traffic to a standstill. We basically walked through the woods. The person in front of me was nice enough to hold the pine boughs so they didn’t thwack me in the face.

As we exited the forest path, we were

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With that attitude, I found myself crawling through a river of mud at the Catamount Outdoor Family Center on Sunday on a quest to become a modern-day Spartan.

The race — the first in a nine-city series — is the brainchild of Joe Desena, a Wall Street trading veteran turned ultra sports impresario and adventure masochist. Desena and his crew at Pittsfield, Vt.-based adventure-racing outfit PEAK Races decided to put on the Spartan Race as a way for regular folks like me to feel a sense of danger and excitement without taking true risks. (Tell that to the guy who broke his leg during the race or the woman who had to get stitches afterward.) Desena also designed the race as an antidote to our

in the form of helmets and spears. More importantly, they won automatic entry into Desena’s Death Race, billed as the world’s toughest race. Sadly, I didn’t win.

My heat took off at 11:30 a.m. That gave me time to schmooze with the aforementioned scantily clad Spartans hired to rouse the crowd, visit the blacksmithing tent and watch an archer shoot a flaming arrow into a one-story Wicker Man. It also gave me time to prepare for my own personal Battle of Thermopylae by scoping out the course, which consisted of a 1.6-mile loop filled with a dozen obstacles. Each participant had to run the course twice, assuming he or she didn’t expire during the first lap.

As the clock crept closer to 11:30, my nerves kicked in. See, I hate running. I did

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greeted by a curly-topped Spartan wearing a red cape and leather briefs, wielding a padded jousting stick. His job was to whack us. I begged him not to hit me in the mouth. Instead, I got it in the gut.

From there, we followed the course into a pond that immediately became too deep to stand in. The cold water was a shock, and I thought I was going to drown. But I somehow made it to the other side.

The next challenge was another pond obstacle that involved swimming underwater beneath a wooden pallet. When

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I surfaced, I couldn’t see anything. My contact lenses had migrated to different parts of my eyeballs. This is why people get Lasik.

Finally, my contacts righted themselves as I followed the course through the trees toward a 4-foot wooden barrier. I got up and over that easily. Then came the hard part — jogging while sodden.

If I was remotely concerned about winning the race, this is when I would have started worrying. As I managed some approximation of running, a song called “Little Lungs” by An Horse popped into my head. I laughed at the cruel irony of my self-sabotaging subconscious.

After running about an eighth of a mile, I hit a pair of 8-foot-tall wooden walls. I had attempted to scale these the previous day while scouting the course and met some resistance from the obstacles.

gallons of cooking oil littered its underside. With a good running start, I was able to dash up the 10-foot-long wall, grab the rope, and pull myself up and over the lip.

I watched a man beside me struggle and congratulated myself on being a badass.

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he isn’t going anywhere. King Leonidas would not have been impressed.

Finally, my nightmare ended as the next obstacle came into view. While I liked the challenge of shimmying under barbed wire, it served as yet another reminder of why I’m not in the military. As if I needed more than two — Iraq and Afghanistan.

Right after the barbed-wire crawl came a weird tarpaulin-tunnel belly wriggle that nearly caused me a panic attack. It was a claustrophobic’s nightmare — hot, dark and not at all to my liking.

I rounded the trail and encountered the last obstacle — a rope wall. Piece of cake.

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Because I am not 8 feet tall, getting over them would be the first true test of the race.

Using a sliver of a beam placed horizontally across the wall, I braced myself and hauled my body up and over. I used the same technique for the next wall. I was immediately pleased with myself, not just for completing the challenge but for having the forethought to wear gloves.

The spear throw was next. I made a valiant effort, but my spear (a modified garden hoe, really) didn’t come anywhere near the target. Ten push-ups for me, and for everyone else who missed the javelin lesson in high school gym class.

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eter Langrock’s corner of paradise, in Salisbury, Vt., is filled with animals. Sheep graze in the north pasture along the dirt road leading to his rambling farmhouse.

Just past the house, beef cattle roam beside a Standardbred horse barn, and next to that is a chicken coop. A noisy pack of English spaniels patrols the property. This is the place that Langrock, the grand old man of Addison County lawyers, calls home.

It’s hard to believe he’s the same man who battled in court to defend Bushway Packing Inc., the Grand Isle slaughterhouse accused of cruelty to the calves it was turning into veal. In a video made last fall by an undercover agent of the Humane Society, workers were seen kicking downed calves and prodding them with electric devices.

Closed down in October, Bushway reopened in March under the name Champlain Valley Meats Inc., with two of the original principals — Terry

Rooney and John McCracken — still in charge. The case prompted the Vermont legislature, in the session that just ended, to impose stiffer penalties for slaughterhouse violations.

If he’s an animal lover in his private life, Langrock is unapologetic about whose side he takes professionally.

“There are people out to destroy the meat industry,” he insists. “The Humane Society has fuzzy-headed people who see everything in the worst possible light.

John McCracken is one of the nicest guys you’d ever want to meet. They were set up.”

Controversy draws Langrock to a case the way the right fly draws a trout to the hook in a rushing stream. (Fly-fishing is one of his many passions.) “If you never take anything but the slam-dunk cases, it’s not challenging,” he says with a shrug. “I have two rules: One is that 25 percent of your time is give-back time; the other is that you never turn down a case that’s fun.”

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angrock cannot remember a time in his life when he didn’t want to be a lawyer, though he can’t say why. “Maybe somebody told me I was good at arguing,” he surmises. “You know, it’s one of those things you say to a kid and it sticks.”

Vermont figured into Langrock’s life plan, too, with more evident reason. He grew up in Queens, but his schoolteacher father had a regular summer job as the assistant manager of the Lake Dunmore Hotel in Leicester, which allowed the younger Langrock to spend summers at the lake. And he seemed to be in a

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hurry to move back full time. Langrock went off to the University of Chicago at 16, graduated at 19, and earned his law degree there three years later at the remarkably young age of 22. His classmates included Robert Rachlin, of the law firm Downs Rachlin Martin, and Vermont political activist Peter Diamondstone.

Faced with the choice of clerking for a circuit judge in San Francisco or running for Addison County state’s attorney, Langrock consulted one of his mentors. She asked him what he really wanted in life. He chose Vermont. And he won the office.

What he got for it was $2000 a year, a free office in the courthouse and permission to take on all the civil practice he could handle. “In the early days,” Langrock says, “I bought roadkill from the game wardens when I had no money.”

He had first met Joann, the woman who would become his wife, at a party in 1958. She was then a student at Middlebury College and on her way to study in France. At the time, Joann brushed him off, but she later relented. “Seven dates later,” by his reckoning, they married on July 4, 1960.

Langrock served 12 years as Addison County state’s attorney, and during that time he had a direct impact on the man who would eventually succeed him in that job. John Quinn was a preteen in Vergennes who had caught the unwelcome attention of a local bully. One day, Quinn recalls, he found himself at a social event attended by both his antagonist and Langrock. “After that, the bully left me alone,” he says. “Peter had protected me. That’s why I went into law.” Quinn was state’s attorney from 1985 to 2009 and deputy for seven years before that.

Later, Quinn and Langrock frequently were opponents in Vermont District Court. “He was always professional, no tricks, no surprises,” Quinn recalls.

“His word is his bond. He always enjoyed small cases like deer jacking and DUIs as much as the big class actions.”

Langrock began his solo practice in 1960 while he was state’s attorney. Mark Sperry joined him in 1965.

Compared with the Queen City’s “white-shoe” firms, such as Downs Rachlin Martin and Gravel and Shea, whose pedigrees go back a century, Langrock & Sperry was a legal babe in the woods, with no history and no big names. The firm grew in 1972 when the late 2nd Circuit Judge Fred Parker and the late Jon Stahl joined, and again in 1982, when tax attorney Michael Wool came on, adding the Burlington office.

Sperry credits Langrock with being “one hell of a lawyer, wonderful to work with.” In all their years together, he adds, “We’ve never had a cross word.”

The firm was thrust into the spotlight a decade ago when two of its partners, Beth Robinson and Susan Murray, won the civil-unions suit before the Vermont Supreme Court, granting gay couples the right to quasimarital status. Langrock is proud of the achievement

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Langrock has been having a lot of fun over five decades. Fifty years after joining the Vermont bar, he is the dean of the legal community in Addison County, or, as former prosecutor John Quinn puts it, “the father figure of one of the biggest law firms in Vermont.” By which he means Langrock Sperry & Wool, which has 25 attorneys between its offices in Middlebury and Burlington.

The state legislature took note of Langrock’s halfcentury of legal practice this spring with a resolution extolling not only his legal accomplishments but also his two books, his harness racing and his firm’s 50thanniversary celebration, which includes donating 50 trees each to the town of Middlebury (including a nursery) and the nonprofit Branch Out Burlington.

In town, the physically robust Langrock cuts a dapper figure in one of his many suits — pinstripes in winter, linen or seersucker in summer. His bushy gray eyebrows and round face give him a passing resemblance to his hero, Rumpole of the Bailey — if the barrister of the British TV series had an American accent and lived on a farm.

In a field where practitioners tend to specialize and then highly specialize, Langrock is cut from a different mold. He’s an ecumenical lawyer who’s taken cases ranging from traffic violations to murder to environmental class-action suits. He loves a good fish-and-game case because “the wardens can be overbearing.” He’s also known as the go-to guy for DUI defense work and, at age 72, says he is “the only senior partner I know who tries divorce cases.”

Why does Langrock still take divorce cases? “I’m good at it,” he asserts. “And I feel good about empowering women, helping them see where their lives could be once this is over.”

His reputation as a tough opponent notwithstanding, Langrock insists he’s “a good person to be up against because I’m realistic, and the end result is a reasonable resolution.”

Even so, he admits, some folks will go out of their way to neutralize him in a divorce case. “Years ago, I had a client come in and put down a retainer to represent him in a divorce. I never saw him again. A long time later,” Langrock recalls with a chuckle, “I saw him and asked him what had happened. He said he never intended to hire me, but he wanted to make sure his wife couldn’t hire me, either.”

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and of his firm’s role in it. “Beth and were pro bono for 10 years,” he says. “They slowly built a constituency, brought the Baker [v. Vermont] case, appealed it, and nursed the civil-unions bill and gay marriage through the legislature.”

Langrock himself has never been afraid to take on unpopular and controversial clients, and not just the Bushway slaughterhouse. Last year, he won a settlement for Susan Hegarty, who had been keeping more than 100 animals in poor condition on her farms in Hubbardton and Brandon. The settlement returned some of those animals to her care. This incensed local animal-rights activists, few of whom count Langrock as a friend.

Asked to cite his most important cases, he doesn’t even pause to think.

One, he says, was the trial of Rebecca Durenleau, a woman accused — seven years after her husband’s death — of hiring someone to kill him. Even now, the case makes Langrock’s blood boil.

“The polygraph tapes came up missing. The evidence file came up missing,” he remembers. “They reconstructed bits of evidence and convicted her as an accessory before the fact. She was sentenced to life. The Vermont Supreme Court found insufficient evidence and entered an acquittal.”

The day of the ruling, Langrock and Durenleau scheduled a 3:30 p.m. press

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conference, just in time for the evening news. “We were able to right an injustice,” he says with a sly grin. “It was also a fun way to win.”

On a more somber note, Langrock says he’s convinced the court system results in “lots of wrongful convictions, and the more serious the crime, the higher the risk. I’ve had four clients convicted of first-degree murder,” he says, “and I’m convinced two were innocent. I don’t make a judgment about whether people are guilty, but if you’re convinced they’re innocent, you have an extra responsibility.”

Another favorite case, finally settled in 1985, involved Jamaican banks and the U.S. Department of Labor. The feds were trying to shut down the flow of Jamaican apple pickers into Vermont by disallowing orchardists from fronting their transportation costs into the country. Langrock personally negotiated with the Jamaican bankers to extend loans to the pickers, leaving the labor department with no recourse.

“It was important to me,” he says, “because it was important to the workers, to my clients (the growers), and to the economy of Jamaica. It was solving legal problems and people problems at the same time.”

Langrock’s success in the courtroom has resulted from both his innate skills and a sense of strategy he’s honed over the years. His ace up the sleeve, he believes, is his ability to cross-examine witnesses. This attorney never shows

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his hand by taking depositions, because he wants witnesses to give him an unrehearsed reaction on the stand.

“It’s the thing I do best,” he declares.

“I’m not a note taker. I keep a lot in my memory, so I can watch body language.

One dry swallow can say more than 1000 words. I’ve learned to watch, listen and retain,” Langrock continues. “You’ve got to be able to ‘tickle the trail’ — that’s a trout-fishing term — so things come out where you want them to.”

Sometimes his strategy is to lose, at least initially. Langrock made an appearance in Addison Probate Court at the end of April knowing full well he wouldn’t win. His client was a woman from New York State whose uncle had cut her out of his will in favor of his neighbors in Goshen, Vt. Langrock intends to make the case that the uncle was pressured into changing his will, but he knew this couldn’t happen in probate court, which is not set up to handle criminal cases.

The case next moves to Addison

Superior Court, where, in effect, it starts over. “We have information that’s helpful to us, but I wasn’t prepared to expose it” at the probate court, Langrock says. “All I need is a decision so we can move forward.

In Superior Court, it’s as if this never happened.” When it moves to Superior Court, the case is treated de novo, which means it begins all over again.

That way of thinking, says Don Rendall, is what makes Langrock the lawyer he is. Now general counsel for Green Mountain Power and formerly in private practice, Rendall says he enjoyed his courtroom bouts with Langrock.

“I knew I had a worthy opponent who would represent his client zealously,” he says. “He has the gift of being able to tell his client’s story forcefully and make you believe that he believes it.”

Not all Vermont attorneys are equally enthusiastic about Langrock’s legal skills. Some say his courtroom presentation is blustery and not necessarily effective — sound and fury without substance.

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utside the law, Peter Langrock’s life is something of an “Old McDonald” enterprise. He and Joann joined two former farmsteads to create a 300-acre property, complete with beaver pond, on a back road in Salisbury. His primary requirement was privacy. As it happened, the land turned out to be ideal for raising animals.

A handsome carved sign reading “Salisbury Standardbreds” marks the entrance. Past the sheep, the house at the end of the driveway is bordered by paddocks, a huge vegetable garden and an overgrown training track where horses and cows now graze. Gawky foals squeal and race around the paddocks. Over the years, the menagerie has also included pigs, veal calves, turkeys, pheasants, and a goat or two — not to mention the couple’s three children: Katie, Eric and Fritz. Fritz is now an associate in his father’s firm.

The house is well situated for the Langrocks to keep an eye on comings and goings, lest a visitor escape without the offer of a cocktail. Langrock is proud of his ability to mix drinks — “all of them,” he avows. “Joann and I have a Manhattan every night, but my specialty is martinis. I make a Mexican martini with hot peppers.” He kisses his fingers in appreciation.

Langrock also cooks, with an emphasis on unpronounceable German

specialties that reflect his heritage. A particular favorite is sauerbraten. He bakes bread every Saturday morning, usually in anticipation of a dinner party that night. When he’s not baking or cooking, Langrock might be found in the garden, trout fishing in the stream that flows through his property, or “hunting” with his spaniels. “They just romp around in the woods and sometimes they scare up something,” he says.

In the ’90s, Langrock took up writing and produced two books: Addison County Justice and Beyond the Courthouse, both about cases he’s handled. And then he turned to visual art. “The day I finished proofreading the second book, I put my pencil down and picked up a paintbrush,” Langrock recalls. He’s been painting ever since, and his impressionist-style landscapes decorate the homes and offices of friends in the area, as well as his own.

For a man devoted to his home, Langrock loves to travel. Every spring for 11 years, he’s presided over an international moot court in Vienna. He and Joann went to China last New Year’s, and his “passion for jump racing [steeplechase]” has taken him to England.

The couple’s next expedition will be a train trip through France for their 50th wedding anniversary.

Langrock’s first flirtation with harness racing happened in 1968 when an impoverished client offered him a halfshare in a filly in lieu of payment. He took it, and immediately hired the client as his trainer. Bitten by the bug, Langrock began building his barn — owning up to 10 horses at once — and hiring trainers to work with them. “I once bought nine horses at one time,” he says. “I figured I could resell them at a profit.” He laughs.

“That didn’t happen.”

His horses race under harness — the driver is in a cart — at venues such as the Saratoga harness track and state fairgrounds. Although Langrock retired as a driver a couple of years ago, he continues to raise horses and do some training.

Unlike his legal practice, Langrock’s racing career has yet to produce any winners. “I start out each season with four or five horses. Most of them are lucky to finish out the season,” he says a bit ruefully. “I’ve had some decent horses — Dale Tuck, Salisbury Seth, Little Whiz — but nothing great. I’ve been lucky in life,” Langrock concludes, “in everything but horses.” m

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Langley and Peters families from 1790 to 1890, the period that her book covers.

“This narrative is not one of oppression,” she writes. On the contrary, Guyette finds indications of interracial collaboration or full-fledged friendship among blacks and whites on the Hill. She also documents examples of racial justice on the part of local institutions such as the churches and the courts.

At the same time, the author strives to situate her specific story in the context of race relations in the United States during those decades. And, given what we know about the pervasive, often violent hatred for black people in white America, there is persuasive reason to assume, as Guyette suggests, that the African-descended residents of the Hill experienced racist abuse.

Guyette discusses the “Nigger Hill” term only in a footnote in her book.

She recalls being told by an African American Vermont state trooper that, soon after joining the force in the 1990s, he was dispatched to a road designated by that name on police maps. In 2008, Guyette adds, she was telling a former Hinesburg teacher about her research on Lincoln Hill. “You mean Nigger Hill,” the man corrected her.

Guyette, who works through the University of Vermont to make K-12 curricula more inclusive of minority perspectives, has produced a dispassionate work of scholarship heavily reliant on primary sources. Discovering Black Vermont seeks to chronicle a small mixed-race community by combing through official records such as wills, property deeds and census data. Much of the book involves painstaking analysis of a fairly small set of facts. The story lacks inherent drama, although Guyette is capable of graceful writing and, at a few points, allows an undercurrent of anger to rise to the surface.

These muffled eruptions occur when Guyette steps back from her material to make general observations and engage

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incoln Hill is the official name conferred on a lonely corner of Hinesburg in honor of the president who decreed the end of slavery. South Burlington-based historian Elise A. Guyette, in her new book about the black families who farmed and thrived there for 70 years, refers to it simply as “the Hill.” But for decades, in a less racially sensitive time, it went by the stark name “Nigger Hill.” A few call it that still.

Viewed in isolation, the slur suggests these generations of Vermont African Americans were subjected to bitter, relentless racism. Maybe they were … and maybe not.

There’s a lot at stake in the story Guyette tells in Discovering Black Vermont. Does Vermont deserve its reputation as a refuge of racial tolerance during the slave era, and beyond? Or, as today’s revisionist historians argue, is the state’s self-image really a self-delusion?

Despite its pioneering prohibition of slavery, was Vermont, at the grassroots level, just as racist as the other New England states?

At the very least, white Vermonters displayed hurtful ignorance by using a toxic term to describe a part of their geography. Similar names were given to about a dozen roads, swamps and hollows around the state, notes Norwich University history professor Ray Zirblis.

He sees that as a reflection of the “corrosive, poisonous elements of racism that were present in Vermont on a dayto-day basis.”

Others maintain that the “N-word” was used as a form of slang by rural folk with no understanding of its power to wound and enrage. “It wasn’t meant in a derogatory way,” says Jean Miner, president of the Hinesburg Historical Society. “There was no discrimination here toward black people.”

Indeed, Guyette’s deep research unearthed no direct evidence of prejudice displayed against the black Clark,

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in speculation. Most troubling to her is not what the historical records reveal but what they conceal. Guyette’s introduction to the book starts with a quote from Playing in the Dark, a book of literary criticism by African American Nobel laureate Toni Morrison: “At some point the silence became an unbearable violence.”

By 1865, Guyette relates, the interrelated Clark and Langley families had departed from the 175-plus acres they once owned on the Hill, the last of that land having been sold off to the white Ross family. Visiting that area today, Guyette writes, “You will see a sign for ‘Ross Hill’ just over the line into Huntington. There are no signs for the Clarks or Langleys who first cleared and then farmed the ancient land and who are there still in the old burying ground.”

Yes, several African Americans probably are interred not far from that “Ross Hill” sign, but without any visible homage to their remains. Shubael Clark, the patriarch who settled on the Hill in 1795 with his wife, Violet, initially had his life commemorated by a large stone monument, but it was destroyed by vandals at some point in the 20th century.

Violet and their children and other relatives lie there, too, although the roadside burial ground is unmarked and contains

only a few fragments of what may have been tombstones.

Standing in that overgrown plot one recent rainy Saturday, Guyette remarks, “If the Clarks and Langleys had been white, I don’t think they would have gone away from here.” They may have been forced somehow to abandon stable, even prosperous homesteads, Guyette suggests.

African American families who sent their sons and grandsons to fight for freedom in the Civil War may have been made to feel unfree themselves on that hill in Hinesburg.

“Vermont exceptionalism” — the view of the state as different from and superior to other states in its race relations — is “only a story we tell ourselves,” in Guyette’s estimation.

It’s the self-congratulatory product of historical amnesia, she suggests. The book notes, for example, that some black Vermonters remained enslaved for many years following the state’s celebrated constitutional ban on slavery in 1777. But that’s “no longer part of our historical memories,” Guyette remarks.

And, while Vermont did have a sizable abolitionist movement, Guyette points out that antislavery sentiment should not automatically be equated with antiracism. Many Vermont abolitionists believed that blacks could not or should not coexist with whites and that freed slaves would do well to migrate to Africa. Moreover, the mobs that attacked radical abolitionist speakers in Newbury, Randolph and Montpelier were composed of ordinary Vermonters.

“It’s unquestionable that black farmers would have encountered racism in Vermont,” says Kari Winter, the SUNY Buffalo historian who a decade ago rediscovered The Blind African Slave, the 19th-century autobiography of St. Albans resident Jeffrey Brace. “There was no space in the Western world outside the realm of racism at that time,” Winter comments.

Jane Williamson, director of the Rokeby Museum in Ferrisburgh, agrees that “white Vermont was not outside the mainstream of America. It was racist.”

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Despite all this, however, readers may come away from Discovering Black Vermont with a reaffirmed belief that the state truly was different — and better.

“On this Hill,” Guyette writes, “black and white neighbors would come to work together, pray together, and even loan each other farm animals when the need arose.” She makes a case for at least limited exceptionalism when she adds, later in the book: “Even though racism was widespread in the North, two families on the Hill [the black Clarks and the white Yaws] illustrate that positive cross-racial relationships existed and even continued after they left Hinesburg.”

says was common among African Americans in the town.

Amy Mincher, a Plymouth-based historian, is scheduled to speak at Rokeby on Sunday about her research involving a black Middlebury farmer, Prince King, who lived for many years with a white woman, Miranda McHurd. The neighbors discreetly referred to McHurd as King’s “housekeeper,” Mincher reports.

The couple now lie side by side in marked graves near their homestead on Munger Street.

Intimate relations across the color line could simply show, as Rokeby’s Williamson suggests, that blacks “didn’t have many other blacks to marry” in the 99 percent white Vermont of the 1800s.

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Heartening, too, is Guyette’s suggestion that blacks on the Hill seem to have “identified more as rural Vermont farmers than as African Americans.” Could it be they felt a strong allegiance to a state that truly did treat them as equal citizens? A hint of that appears at the close of a letter sent to the Anglo-African Paper in 1864 by Loudon Langley, a black Union soldier from the Hill. He signs his complaint about unequal pay rates for blacks and whites “A Colored Vermont Recruit.”

“His signature gives us insight into his own identity — the way he wanted to be seen by those reading the paper. He was a man of color but also a Vermonter,” Guyette notes. “Born and raised in the hills of northern Vermont, of Vermontborn parents, he must have been proud of his birthplace.” m

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Defying the ultimate racial taboo, blacks and whites in Hinesburg and elsewhere in Vermont also became lovers and spouses.

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Our apologies to subject Kirsten Edey and writer Megan James, as well as to Seven Days readers.

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Kirsten Edey, owner of Conscious Carpets

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The thing is, Edey, 50, is an anthropologist and a self-proclaimed “compulsive researcher.” What began as a bit of preparation for a quick purchase soon turned into a massive project — and, over the last year or so, into a business called Conscious Carpets that she runs from her home.

These days Edey’s house in Montpelier is filled with hundreds of contemporary Iranian carpets, which she sells for unthinkably low prices.

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continues. “So anyone who didn’t want to do it would stop. This is my way of trying to offer an alternative to what I think is a really horrific system.”

Edey’s prices range from $25 for the rugs piled in the back room — which she wants to get rid of — to $1500 for the finer, grander ones she stores in her capacious attic. And she doesn’t base her markup on what she initially paid for the rug.

“I’ve bought some expensive rugs, and they’ve ended up going right into that pile,” she says, gesturing to the super-sale stack in the back. By contrast, some of the rugs she’s bought for dirt cheap are so beautiful that she marks them way up. “I sell them based on if I can barely stand to part with them. Then I put them higher because, if I get to keep them, great,” she says with a grin.

Edey also takes into account size and color. A blue or brown rug, for example, can command a somewhat higher price, she says, simply because it’s not red. And an unconventional 13-by-5-foot rug might go for less than a much smaller one with more practical — by Western standards — dimensions.

So far, Edey’s marketing strategy is word of mouth, though lately she’s been attending home shows and donating rugs to local fundraisers in an effort to attract new business. She says she’d like to keep it small scale. She has only so much space left in her house, and she’s busy being a single parent to her 8-year-old son.

But Edey seems to enjoy one-on-one customer service — especially because it gives her a chance to teach others what she’s learned. “People come in looking for a rug — it has to be this size and it has to match this pillow — and after a while they’ve spent hours in here and they have to look at every single rug, because they’ve become more discerning,” she says, sitting on top of a carpet as if ready to fly away. “I feel like I’m planting a little seed.” 

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right house, I hesitate on the front steps until I notice a rolled, shrink-wrapped rug leaning against the door.

When Edey lets me in, the smell of wool rushes out. Dressed in a skirt and shawl of various purples, she leads me through stacks of carpets organized by size. It’s not easy getting around; the carpets are piled three feet high on the floor of each downstairs room and hang unfurled on the walls. At first glance, they all look the same: mostly red and black, with traditional Persian patterns. But it doesn’t take long for their individual characteristics to emerge.

And that’s exactly what Edey is going for.

“My goal is to get people in here — I’m hoping it’s kind of a museum experience,” she says. “They didn’t really know about

house knowing she has to weave 600 beige rugs in a particular style. I want her to be, ‘Oh, I want to get pregnant, so I’m going to weave this rug.’” Edey peels back a few layers on one of the piles to reveal a carpet covered in neat rows of a vaguely uterusshaped design.

“It’s a fertility symbol. It’s a sprouting seed and a particular type of fruit, and it’s a uterus,” she explains. “It’s the origin of the paisley design. It’s not going to be easy for me to sell this rug, because it looks like Pac-Man.” Edey pulls out another one. It’s gorgeous, with an intricate, finely woven black and red pattern.

“This rug would be worth multithousands of dollars, except for the fact that it’s worth almost nothing … because it has a huge repair in it,” she says. “You can find [the defect] very easily, but to me it doesn’t mean anything.”

I can’t find it, so Edey points out the seam near one end, which marks the portion of carpet that was chopped off — after a burn or a bad spill — and replaced.

In an ideal world, Edey says, she would be traveling to Iran herself — she’s never been — to purchase her rugs directly from the weavers. But the industry’s decentralized structure makes it difficult to follow any particular rug from start to finish.

After a woman weaves the rug, an itinerant merchant will buy it from her and take it to a bazaar where it is trimmed, washed and sold. So Edey buys from just three exporters she trusts, browsing through thousands of their online listings to order 10 to 15 at a time.

Exactly how much do these weavers earn? Edey admits she isn’t sure.

“I don’t know what this individual woman’s life is like,” she says. “She may have a horrible husband who is pushing her to weave. But as far as I can tell, she is a free agent who’s weaving in her home and is respected in her community, and she gets what’s considered a good income in her village. It’s not ‘fair trade,’ and I wish it could be. I wish I could know the people I’m buying from, but I know the culture of people I’m buying from: There’s no employer; there’s no overseeing system,” Edey

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rugs before, but then they leave with this whole sense of these women in another part of the world who are wonderful artists, doing what they want to do and making a living, even if not a great one.”

Before she got serious about starting a business, Edey says, she was simply interested in outreach. She wanted to draw attention to the often-harrowing factory conditions that pervade the rug industries in India, China, Pakistan and Nepal, which produce most of the carpets imported to the United States. Edey, who earned her PhD in cultural anthropology from Duke, was horrified by the reports of child labor and slavery. According to the U.S. Department of Labor, roughly 300,000 children are working — many as slaves — in the rug-making industry in India alone.

Statistics like that are what led Edey to import her wares from Iran, which is, after all, the birthplace of the Persian rug. It’s also an island of traditional practices in the industry.

Until 1987, when the embargo on Iranian products was imposed, the U.S. imported nearly all its rugs from Iran. After the embargo, factories in India and Nepal stepped up their production. Though the rug industry remained one of Iran’s largest, Edey says, without the American market to supply, it continued in many ways to operate the way it had for centuries. While some factories do produce the finer and more expensive “city rugs,” there remains a thriving community of women who weave more folk-art-style rugs at home and sell them to merchants, who in turn sell them at local markets.

These are the rugs Edey buys.

Since the U.S. relies almost exclusively on the rugs from Asian factories, Iranian weavers aren’t beholden to the tastes of the American consumer, Edey points out. The women work in their own homes, weaving by hand in traditional fashion but with plenty of modern influence. For example, one of the rugs currently stacked on Edey’s floor has a typical landscape design, but woven into the sky above the mountains is a fleet of helicopters.

“To me, that’s the selling point,” she says. “I don’t want somebody sitting in her

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Not surprisingly, the National Association of Broadcasters, a powerful (read: evil) lobby group that acts on behalf of commercial TV and radio broadcasters, put up a stink. The NAB lobbied Congress to place a cap on the number of LPFM licenses it would grant, claiming that signals from these renegade micro-stations would interfere with major broadcasts. They weren’t alone. National Public Radio shared the NAB’s concerns and actually joined forces to support the Radio Broadcasting Preservation Act (RBPA), which neutered the FCC’s initial LPFM ruling. Strange bedfellows, eh?

In 2003, you and your congressional

pals commissioned the not-for-profit MITRE Corporation — aka the engineers engineers call — to investigate whether LPFMs, broadcasting at a miniscule 100 watts, would actually present any interference to megawatt broadcasts. MITRE concluded that the NAB’s protests amounted to little more than, um, static.

The analogy you commonly see used in pro-LPFM circles is a lit match stealing radiance from a floodlight.

Now, here’s where it gets interesting.

The RBPA limited the low-power spectrum with something called “third adjacency restrictions.” In layperson’s terms, this means that low-power stations can only operate on every fourth click of the FM dial, instead of every third, which limits the number of frequencies

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Bringing it all back around, the Local Community Radio Act (LCRA) would remove those restrictions and open up more FM bandwidth to low-power stations everywhere. Still with me? Let’s take a trivia break.

How many LPFM stations operate within the top 50 largest media markets in the country?

One. Bonus points if you knew that those markets, combined, have 160 million listeners.

By contrast, how many LPFM stations would you guess Vermont, and its comparatively meager 650,000 listeners, has?

We have 11.

North End. Or Mexican immigrant radio in Arizona … er, New Mexico.

These stations truly become part of the fabric of their communities. I recently spoke with Larry Bloch, the cofounder and program coordinator at WVEW-LP 107.7 FM, Brattleboro Community Radio. He claims that his station has had about 500 DJs cycle through since they began broadcasting in 1998 — originally as unlicensed Radio Free Brattleboro, and then legally as BCR in 2005. Not bad for a town of 12,000.

Bloch would like to see “community radio” restored to actual communities, rather than stations existing solely at the whim of the FCC, as they do now.

“Communities should be able to decide what their stations will be,” he says. He longs for the day when local communities around the country have

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that opportunity. Passage of the LCRA, while not a cure-all, would be a big step in that direction.

Right now, the LCRA is in a holding pattern, having cleared every hurdle but one. It passed out of the House by voice vote in December 2009. In March, it was reported out of the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation.

All that is left is the Senate vote.

That’s where you come in, Senator.

Back in 2005, you were actually a cosponsor on the original version of the Local Community Radio Act, along with current cosponsors Maria Cantwell (D-WA) and, get this, maverick John McCain (R-AZ). No kidding. The bill has since undergone a few tweaks, and you are no longer officially listed as a sponsor.

But the spirit of the bill is intact. And opposition, minimal in the Senate to begin with, has all but evaporated. Even the NAB, to a large degree, has backed off.

Of that 2005 legislation, you said, “This bill will open up the airwaves to truly local broadcasting.” That is still true. All it needs now is someone to give it a nudge forward in the Senate. Someone who understands how low-power radio has benefited his constituents. Someone who will stick up for the little guy.

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by We, the People. Really.) So to understand why the LCRA would be a good thing, the country need look no further than the Green Mountains.

Vermont’s 11 LPFM stations represent true and increasingly rare localism on the FM dial. Just look at small-town stations such as Enosburgh’s WEVT-LP, which broadcasts from, get this, the Dr. B.J. Kendall Center for Rural Technology and Environmental Studies. Awesome.

We have Warren’s WMRW-LP, which claims it’s “as independent as a hog on ice,” whatever that means. And, of course, there’s that beacon of Queen City eclecticism, Burlington’s WOMM-LP The Radiator. Vermont’s LPFM stations are telling reflections of the listenerships they serve.

We also have stations for very specific communities, such as WJPL-LP, operated by Seventh-day Adventists in Barre.

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one of the boys in Maryanna Koehring’s ballroom dance class really want to touch the girls.

It’s not because of cooties — as middle schoolers, the kids are beyond worrying about imaginary germs carried by the opposite sex. And it’s not that there’s anything wrong with the girls, or “ladies,” as Koehring insists on calling them.

The reluctance to make physical contact, other than a limp hand hold or a gentle graze around the hip, is most likely due to the awkwardness of being this close to anyone you only marginally know, especially when you’re 14.

But when the music starts — on this occasion, a selection from the High School Musical movie franchise — the boys — or “gentlemen” — guide their partners around the room. Of course, no one is making eye contact, and nearly everyone is chomping gum, but they’re dancing. Maybe even liking it.

The 14 students are part of Koehring’s inaugural “cotillion,” or series of ballroom lessons for middle schoolers, held at the Sports & Fitness Edge in Essex. They have traveled from all over Chittenden County to learn formal dancing. Some have come by choice. Others admit to being nudged by their parents.

To me, “cotillion” is French for “trauma incurred on the dance floor during one’s formative years.” When I was in sixth grade, my parents required me to attend the cotillion in our community, where I was supposed to learn the finer points of comportment as well as the intricate steps of the foxtrot, waltz and tango.

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My cotillion experience was as follows: Before every lesson, I would fake an injury or illness. Once it was determined that I was neither injured nor infirm, I would stress over which versatile knit separates from Units to wear, then fret about whether Renee and Ginny, the cool girls in the class, would approve of my choice. Once I arrived, a low-grade panic attack set in and lasted until my mother picked me up two hours later.

My worst memory of cotillion, which was taught by a toupéed man and a woman who happened to be his paramour (or so the kids said), was when a boy named Matt greeted me with a handful of blood.

Floating in it was a tooth recently yanked from his mouth. Charming. I would not be shaking his hand that night.

When I set up my visit with Koehring, she guaranteed there would be no tooth pulling at her class. For 50 years, Koehring’s parents have taught ballroom dance to middle schoolers in southwest Virginia, so the Essex Junction woman knows a thing or two about ballroom etiquette. “It’s in my genes,” she says.

For the past few years, Koehring, a 37-year-old mother of three, taught ballroom dance to ex-pats in Zambia, where her husband worked for USAID. At one point, she had 40 people — missionaries, aid workers, government employees — all learning to rumba and cha-cha.

When the couple moved to Vermont a year ago, she offered to give members of her church — Christ Memorial Church in Williston — free ballroom lessons in advance of a formal banquet. After that, she figured the next logical step would be to teach children.

But drawing students to a class that showcases gendered, somewhat dated social mores has proved tricky for Koehring this far north of the Mason-Dixon line.

She expected to have about 50 students for her five-week session but ended up with just 14. Koehring admits her class is a tough sell in a state where Carhartts are more common than corsages. “It’s a little outside of the Vermont comfort zone,” she says. “But I’m not discouraged.”

On the contrary, Koehring thinks the students are having “a blast” thus far learning the foxtrot, the English foxtrot and the waltz. Not that any of them would cop to liking the class — except for Elizabeth Rickert, a plucky homeschooler in Mary Jane heels and a mid-calf tartan skirt.

Rickert, of Williston, follows Koehring’s instructions to the letter. When Koehring tells the “ladies” to sit with their feet crossed at the ankle, not at the knee, Rickert complies and gently tucks her feet behind her. The 14-year-old watches with laserlike focus as Koehring demonstrates the one, two, three, one, two, three cadence of the waltz.

Not all the students are as keen as Rickert. Some of the other girls say their mothers forced them into the class. But when they get out on the basketball court that doubles as a dance floor, they appear to like it as much as any kid this age likes anything.

After warming up with a review of last week’s English foxtrot, danced to Anne Murray’s 1980 number-one country hit “Could I Have This Dance,” the kids move on to the waltz. Koehring reminds the girls to cut the boys some slack as they learn.

“Ladies, the gentlemen are thinking about so many things — traveling, dancing in a circle, turning counter-clockwise,” she says.

“Yeah,” pipes up 13-year-old Calvin Combs, “and I’m wearing dress shoes.”

Of course, the fact that the girls are doing the dance backward and in heels, as Ginger Rogers famously put it, is lost on him.

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Most of the kids put in a good amount of effort and are polite-ish to their partners. Some, who already know each other, take every opportunity to poke and kick their friends playfully when Koehring isn’t looking. This is to be expected.

More surprising is that some of the kids are actually pretty good. They might not draw gushing praise from effusive “Dancing With the Stars” judge Bruno Tonioli, but they are graceful enough to make a stony-faced reporter smile and applaud.

During one waltz to a different (or perhaps the same) High School Musical number, Jacob Terry, a bespectacled 12-year-old in a crisp pair of khakis and a stiff navy blazer, shows himself to be an unlikely dance whiz. Since he’s somewhat younger than his classmates, Terry is also a little shorter. This makes things interesting when he’s dancing with girls who have at least a foot on him.

With his face straining in concentration, Terry successfully navigates the minefield that is a middle-school waltz.

While most of the other couples clump into a logjam, he steers his partner away from the mess, never missing a beat. The boy has rhythm.

Dana Pucillo, whose daughter Callan is in the class, thinks the popularity of shows like “Dancing With the Stars” and movies like High School Musical has made it cool for kids to be into ballroom dance.

She says she didn’t have to force her 13-year-old to attend.

Marie Whitbeck likewise says no persuasion was necessary to get her daughter, Amanda, to come to Koehring’s class.

Though Whitbeck does admit to forcing her husband to take lessons before their wedding.

Pucillo and Whitbeck both say they like the class because it teaches the kids not just ballroom dance but also manners and a little formality — something which, Pucillo laments, is in danger of going extinct in her daughter’s generation.

Some of the students admit they like that piece of the program, too. “You have to learn how to converse with people,” 14-year-old Emily Geske says after taking a turn at the foxtrot to Gwen Stefani’s “It’s My Life.”

By the end of the lesson, the kids are punchy. They’re kicking off their shoes, and one of the boys tries to remove his jacket, though Koehring is having none of it. This is formal dancing, she reminds him. The jacket stays on.

But, despite their antsiness, their enthusiasm seems to have increased. When Koehring encourages them to “spice it up a bit” by adding a little backstep flourish to their foxtrot — a “twinkle,” she calls it — the kids comply.

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FROM TO JOIN THE LOST [Dante:] “Nowadays, the majority find their spots in hell by more modern means.” A row of desks horizon to horizon striped the slope below us. Behind each one, a chair; and on the chair, a formless darkness, featureless, uneasy as smoke, whose sluggishly moiling margins shimmered dimly as black velvet, crumpled, dimly shimmers.

Only they and nothing else

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came close to gleaming in that place. We strolled the line, and here and there at random we paused to watch a process repeated ceaselessly everywhere along it. A square of friable dirt at each station spontaneously mounded, puckered, farted forth a human figure. “Here’s the anus mundi, the place the tunnel you saw ejects them.”

So my guide. And each one, catching sight of what roiled just across the table,

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ante’s Divine Comedy — that poetic tour of Hell, Purgatory and Paradise written in the 14th century — never seems to get old. The latest proof is the new video game by Electronic Arts, Dante’s Inferno.As in the poem, the game’s Dante character and his guide, Virgil, travel down through the nine circles of Hell, hearing sinners’ stories and witnessing their horrifying punishments.

But — this being a video game — Dante is armored like a Greek warrior and can choose to absolve the shades or slash them to bits.

If that raises your literary hackles, you’ll appreciate another, rather different, Dante-inspired release: the booklength poem To Join the Lost, by Seth Steinzor of South Burlington. This achingly personal, contemporary version of the Inferno is both truer to its prototype and more daring.

Preserving Dante’s structure of 34 cantos, Steinzor’s unrhymed but rhythmical poem is spoken by a poet named Seth. (It takes some guts to invite comparisons between the Tuscan bard’s poetic voice and one’s own.) Like Dante’s character-self, the middle-aged Seth finds himself lost in a murky, obstructed landscape at the poem’s opening. All is despair until out of the gloom steps Dante — the Florentine poet, that is — who, 700 years after penning his own tour of Hell, has become a guide.

Some updating is immediately apparent. Seth is no late-medieval Christian but a “Twentieth Century secular Jewish Buddhist” — a fact that augurs some interesting discussions of religion in this entirely Christianimagined underworld. Dante, for his part, sports a red fleece ski hat and an “itchy looking undergarment” beneath his Franciscan robe. (Images of Vermont flavor Steinzor’s poem, just as Dante infused his with details from his native Florence.) Together, the two poets head through the gates of hell — uncapitalized

landed startled, graceless, stumbling, twisting ankles, raising protective forearms, staring straight ahead in horror.

This one grabs the table’s edge with stiffened arms, with lowered head and voice dribbles his sorry stream of story; while that one flings her elbows wide with shrill defiance; another earnestly explains, or sobs for pity, howls his anger, spews her spite — all fixing their gaze on

BOOKS in today’s secular world — to that place “where all is lost.”

There is rich narrative potential here: Think of all the souls who have been added to hell’s population since Dante’s time, or how the City of Woe’s architecture may have changed over the centuries. Consider the insights another living visitor might add to Dante’s 14thcentury observations, which were often hampered in the poem by fainting spells.

Steinzor indulges in these opportunities with the finesse — and humor — of someone who has read the classic closely and lovingly.

The gates, for example, have taken a beating: Only the first three lines of the famous nine-line inscription over the lintel remain. (Steinzor leaves them in the original Italian, as if Seth were encountering an artifact.) Nietzsche, it seems, knocked down the rest when he barged through.

James Joyce makes an early, droll appearance as one of the virtuous pagans once confined to Limbo. (Denizens of Limbo have been released by the modern era’s lack of religious belief. They now roam about and hold literary soirées.)

Realizing Seth is breathing, Joyce is prompted to reveal how he regards his academic fans: “May you [Dante] be luckier in your followers / than I have

or shifting it away from (but always back to) or grimly altogether avoiding the blank that receives their words. Then on each desk a stack of paper forms appears.

The pages fill with what they’ve said as if, approaching the horror in the chair, the words fell dead and dropped. A smell of sweat like stale socks fills the air. And now the final plea, demand, request or curse is uttered. All around the babble

been in mine, a bunch of idolatrous / stylesnatching gaseous vacant ismists!”

Other reconfigurations are less hupresses in. Leaf by leaf, with a sibilant morous. Charon has rustle, the pages rise and fold and become unequal to the coalesce, huge and vulturine, and clasp their talons around the neck and task of ferrying souls flapping lazy wings they carry the drained below, “there being and unresisting figure away. too many bound for Oh, the efficient long lines of them! hell from your sweet Trailing to so many points on the horizon, century,” as Dante exdividing half the sullen sky. plains to Seth. These days the “scuffling throng” streams down a tunnel like commuters who, with “eyes Much of the poem, in fact, is a comdowncast, sink as smoothly as if they mentary on our modern era’s disproporwere riding / an escalator.” Minos no tionate tide of evil. Suicide bombers staglonger reigns over the sorting process, nate in pools like mangroves “pickling flinging souls to their appropriate pun- their roots.” The oversized heads of Karl ishments; now a kind of corporate office Rove, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush does the job. (See sidebar.) The river form a totem pole down which Seth and Styx is now practically an ocean, which his guide clamber to reach “hell’s lowest Dante summons Gandhi to part, Moses- foundation.” That puts the trio a mere like. The walls of water on either side step away from Hitler. of their path hold a “cataract of names” But, as in Dante’s poem, many other — “Mao, Mussolini, Tojo, / Pol Pot” and sinners Seth encounters are figures so on — that causes an “appalled” Dante from his personal past, like the man to comment, “There once were shallows who molested him in a public showerin this place where lesser / evils soaked house at a state park beach. Canto XXII their feet.”

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Ultimately, Steinzor’s poem is not merely a rewriting of Inferno — the kind of exercise given to undergraduates in which they’re asked to consider who would populate Dante’s hell today. It’s both a paean to Dante’s unendingly enthralling vision and — given Seth’s visceral, even hotheaded emotional reactions to each shade — a personal meditation on humans’ transgressions against one another.

And, while Steinzor recapitulates many of Dante’s unforgettable images — murky, boiling pools from which

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How Steinzor portrays the end point of Seth’s tour — Satan’s lair — is a feat of imaginative wit readers will have to discover for themselves. One can only look forward to To Join the Lost’s companion volumes, promised on the back cover, in which Dante will lead Seth through Purgatory and — phew! — Paradise. m

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ast Friday, the inaugural Vermont Restaurant Week got under way with a party at Red Square and a movie-and-wine pairing at Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas.

Like Restaurant Week’s more than 900 Facebook fans, Seven Days staffers have been traversing the state in search of dining delights. We’ve attended events in Essex and Burlington and grazed in Bristol, Vergennes and Shelburne, to name a few participating towns. Here’s a sampling of what’s going down.

A Square Meal

During Vermont Restaurant Week, plenty of eateries are offering menu items that usually run only as specials.

But one restaurant’s menu is a complete departure from its usual fare.

Matt Birong, chef-owner of 3 Squares in Vergennes, generally plies a hearty trade in contemporary breakfast fare, panini and house-baked pastries. This

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Rye Richardson and Maggie Dodson, at a beer pairing event Sunday at Three Penny Taproom in Montpelier.

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week, his $25 prix-fixe menu was made up of Mexican dishes. ¿Porque no?

Our fiesta started with a pair of stews.

The grilled-chicken posole was clean and incredibly fresh, given character by just the right amount of spice. In addition to chicken, the reddish-brown broth was filled with hominy, big leaves of cilantro and crunchy radishes. I liked the chile verde even more. The tomatillo-andgreen-chile stew was thickened with

masa and topped with a glop of sour cream.

The earthy wild-mushroom tamales featured pillowy-soft masa and liberal zigzags of spicy roasted-chile sauce.

Grilled grouper with pepita pesto was a perfectly cooked square of fish with a wonderful citrusy zest.

Meaty plates were the best of all. A giant pile of braised short ribs studded with onions, black beans and avocados sat between two fried corn tortillas for a museum-worthy tostada. Ancho-rubbed pork tenderloin, languidly resting in a rich chile demi-glace, was worthy of the finest restaurant. With its elegant, starchy-sweet plantain cake accompaniment and jicama-pepper slaw, the dish seemed somewhat out of place in the cozy bakery-café setting. Somehow that made the meal feel even more special.

We would not have ordered dessert had it not been included in the prix fixe.

Despite the Herculean efforts it took to fit another ounce of food into my body, I’m glad I did. The domed Mexicanchocolate torte was densely chocolaty and flavored with a strong smattering of cinnamon and just a hint of spice.

Kahlua crème anglaise sweetened the proceedings, along with a gorgeous pair of blackberries. It is rare that a meal for which I already had high hopes wildly exceeds my expectations. This one did.

— AL IC E L EV I T T

We’re Jammin’

An 8 p.m. dinner for four people with an 8-month-old baby in tow is always a crapshoot, but when it came to finding a suitable venue for the opening night of Restaurant Week, the Windjammer in South Burlington was a no-brainer. It has ample seating, large, sound-muffling booths and just enough background noise in case the little girl cranked it up.

Thankfully, Manya was on her best behavior, which only contributed to a great evening of fine dining. A $25 fixed-price menu at the Windjammer is a real bargain, as many of their entrées normally run at least $25. Two of my dining companions added the $15 threeglass wine match, and they said food and drink were paired very well.

I opted for the Windjammer’s big and hearty Bloody Mary, with lots of horseradish and accoutrements. Not that you ever lack for veggies at the Windjammer, which probably has the best salad bar in Chittenden County. That, too, was included in the prix fixe and made for a good start along with the fried calamari with banana peppers, scallions and a balsamic drizzle. My wife had tasty shrimp bruschetta. Our entrées were perfectly cooked Thai glazed salmon and porcini purses — a simply delicious dish.

They were out of vanilla-bean crème brûlée by the time we ordered our third course, but there was a silver lining: Our waiter gave us the run of the dessert menu. As I was already stuffed, I got my pecan pie to go.

My dining companions seemed thoroughly fat and happy by the end of the night, as evidenced by the numerous snores in the car on the drive home.

— K EN P I C A R D

The View at La Villa

Shawn and I had big plans for a “date night” at Café Shelburne this Saturday.

Our first trip to the venerable French restaurant was to be a reward for a marathon week of event planning. Turned out some friends from Boston and New York were in town for the night, and we wanted to take them all out. We postponed our original reservations and frantically scanned the Restaurant

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When maTT pEarsall picked up the phone Monday morning, he agreed to speak with a caveat.

“I’m not sure I’m the one who should be babbling to you. I haven’t slept,” he said.

No surprise. Pearsall’s restaurant, our housE, had opened the previous day in the spot left vacant by snEakErs bIsTro. Pearsall said that in the business’ first seven hours, his team fed 110 people, who crammed into the tiny dining

in our house’s first seven hours, pearsall’s team fed 110 people, who crammed into the tiny dining room for a taste of “twisted comfort food.”

Davis is eager to thank the craftspeople whose contributions helped build the buzz around the restaurant. The hip design for the space came from Steve Farrar of 23 Tons in Richmond. Steve Conant of Conant Metal & Light repurposed lights from old telephone insulators, barn-door hinges and sprinkler systems.

But most of all, Davis says he’s grateful to the people of Burlington for their “support and curiosity. It’s a special restaurant we’re building, and you can feel that in town.”

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When restaurants include a customer survey with the bill, it’s often destined for the recycling bin. Not so at ThE vIllaGE cup in Jericho. Since he purchased the bakery and café in 2008, owner sTEvE burkE has polled his customers three times to make sure his business is growing according to their needs. And he’s acted on some of their suggestions.

Two weekends ago, that meant debuting bistro dinners.

To put the plan in action, Burke hired JosEph IanEllI, former executive chef at Toscano caFé bIsTro in Richmond. Both his sous-chef, colby smITh, and

pastry chef, mIchEllE mullEr, graduated from the nEw EnGlanD culInary InsTITuTE. Once just a place for coffee, pastries and light breakfast and lunch, The Village Cup introduced a popular brunch earlier this year. Cars now fill the parking lot each Saturday and Sunday as diners munch on a rotating menu that includes a variety of takes on eggs Benedict, as well as raspberry pancakes, bananas Foster French toast and “eggs in a frame.”

The new dinner, served seven nights a week, features a similar mix of classics and fresh, local ingredients, says Burke. A pair of LaPlatte River Angus sliders are served on homemade herbed buns and slathered with tangy aioli. Vegetarians can get in on the action with sliders made from zucchini fritters. A more elegant alternative is an order of asparagus and Saga cheese bundles accompanied by a salad of spring greens with balsamic dressing.

Renovations on the other half of The Village Cup building are still in the works. Burke says he expects to open his formal brIck housE rEsTauranT in that space this summer. m

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room for a taste of “twisted comfort food.”

That’s Our House’s catchy tagline, but what does it entail?

On Sunday, a three-tiered rotisserie turned the crispy remains of a suckling pig, a host of game hens and a pineapple.

Pearsall said the most popular menu items during his first service included fish tacos and “twisted” mac ’n’ cheese, which the menu describes as “cheesy goodness.” Our House opened with a $15 Vermont Restaurant Week menu and a short list of other items. When he spoke with Seven Days, Pearsall, who’s the chef and

co-owner with his wife, maGGIE barch, said the couple and their staff were about to hold a war room to discuss when to run their full menu.

For now, diners can enjoy the “Yardbird,” herbed, roasted chicken with bacon-cheddar bread pudding, gravy and salad; a visually pleasing butternut squash ravioli in garlic cream sauce; ribs; and daily flatbreads.

On Monday morning, as Winooski residents lined up in front of the restaurant for a glimpse of the posted menu, Pearsall said he was worried about prepping for his first lunch, which he didn’t expect to have ready until after noon.

We hope he stayed awake for the excitement.

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stop potential diners from stopping by. “We’ve had a lot of people walking in,” says owner JED DavIs. He conjectures that the dramatic revamping of the restaurant’s building, which once held Burlington’s only McDonald’s, drove the intense interest.

Starting Tuesday, the curious can drop in for dinner and a peek at the redesign. The Farmhouse team, which also includes amErIcan FlaTbrEaD burlInGTon hEarTh owners rob DownEy and paul saylEr, began soft openings Saturday night with a cocktail party. Friends and family were invited for a test run of the menu on Sunday night. On Monday, the staff fed contractors who had labored to beautify the building — which Davis says was “an eyesore,” when they purchased it.

The team has had minor setbacks. When chef phIllIp clayTon, formerly sous-chef at hEn oF ThE wooD aT ThE GrIsT mIll, tried out the mixer this weekend, it turned out to be faulty.

He had to obtain a new one quickly so he could produce homemade brioche buns for the restaurant’s burgers.

Speaking of the patties, Davis says that of five specialty burgers (plus a design-yourown option), the one with

local venison, JaspEr hIll blue cheese, local cranberry mostarda and arugula has been most popular. Also a hit are appetizer towers, which include choices such as steak tartare crisps, ham and eggs, and chicken paté toasts, says Davis. Full dinners, such as chicken and biscuits, meatloaf and mac ’n’ cheese, will debut soon. They plan to begin lunch service in June.

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It’s worth noting that the guiding principles of today’s “food consciousness movement” are as old and frill free as my dead grandparents: Fresh, seasonal and local is the best way to eat. The panelists who weighed in last Saturday at The Essex — an award-winning chef, a Harvard-educated farmer, a food writer and an academic — offered all kinds of evidence that sustainable food systems

raising, soybean-planting Midwestern farmers who have rejected it. The pig farmer nearly died from an antibioticresistant infection he contracted from one of his swine. He’s since gone back to farming the way his father did and no longer has any sick animals.

All the characters in Fresh are compelling, from the son of a sharecropper who gave up professional basketball for urban agriculture in Milwaukee, to an equally articulate Virginian who practices a unique form of crop rotation.

Even the coconspirators in an industrial chicken farm — a sad-looking couple who never once looked at each other — acquire dimension as the movie goes on. Turns out Big Ag has them in a tight spot, just like their fowl.

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Burlington, Buell St. 1-BR Avail. June 1. $825/mo. incl. heat, HW. NS/pets.

Neville Companies Inc. aplaydon@nevilleco. com. www.nevilleco. com.

Burlington, East Ave. Avail. now. 4 BRs. $1700/mo. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies Inc. aplaydon@ nevilleco.com. www. nevilleco.com.

Burlington, Loomis St. Avail June 1. Studio.

2nd floor. $715/mo. incl. heat & HW. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. nevilleco.com/ residence.php.

Ferrisburg 1-BR basement apt.

Beautiful views, private entrance. All utils. incl.

NS/pets. $850/mo., $800/mo., if you pay before or on the 1st.

Avail. June 1. Michelle, 802-877-9933.

Burlington, N. Willard St. Avail. June 1. Studio, HDWD. No dogs. $715/ mo. incl. heat, HW. Neville Companies Inc. aplaydon@nevilleco. com, www.nevilleco. com.

Great Burlington Locations These 2-BR apts. are located near all colleges & downtown waterfront. Incl. big, spacious rooms, parking, garbage, water, a responsible owner.

802-316-1912.

Burlington/ Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg., fully furnished house. All utils. incl. W/ in 10 min. to all colleges.

2.5-BA, W/D, parking, lg. back deck, on bus line.

No pets. Rent individually or w/ friends. Year lease or summer sublet avail. $650-$700/ mo. per person + dep.

Openings 6/1 & 7/1.

802-863-9612.

Montpelier apt. in friendly neighborhood Quiet, clean, sunny, 1-BR, screened-in porch, off-street parking. W/D, storage. Avail. June 1-Dec. 31. 5 min. walk to downtown, parks, Statehouse, restaurants, more. $795/mo. + utils. 802-488-4685.

Newly Renovated 4-BR 2 BAs, LR, DR, full kitchen, W/D, HW, heat, elec., lease or lease to own, 2 mi. west of Rt. 100 & I-89. $1800/mo.

802-238-0679.

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Burlington - 5 Bedroom

2-BR Condo w/ GaRaGe

52 Drew Street, 5-BR, 2-BA, 2225 sq.ft. Fixer upper.

Convertible back into a duplex. Great opportunity for someone looking to build sweat equity. $179,000. www.SugarHouseVT.com.

Info: Alan, 802-373-4199.

Essex Jct. Quiet family neighborhood, W/D hookups on 1st flr., full basement. Near bus & IBM. Condo dues $113. Completely updated. Must see. $ 175,000. 802-865-2010.

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This 2 bedroom end 5/10/10 unit FSBO-ArmandFournier-032410.indd 2:46:53 PM 1 condo at the end of a culde-sac comes with updates and is great to come home to! Neighbors are quiet and easy to get along with. Within walking distance to Essex Junction center, recreation park and school. $177,500.

802-879-8696.

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4-BR, 2 full BA, 1660 sq.ft. living space. Full basement, 2-car garage.

3 acres, large barn. Many new upgrades. All appliances included. Asking $257,500.

Arnie, 802-373-2361.

Great BurlinGton location

Sweet.... Be your own boss!

3/22/10 FSBO-ArnieWhite051210.indd 4:31:41 PM 1 Option to live and work here and let the business pay your living expenses.

Turnkey business in prime country location. Unique property with country charm. Willing to train. 30 min. to Burlington. $379,000. 802-343-5694.

1920s Winooski Home

Try to beat this spot in Es4/12/10 FSBO-DPoley051910.indd 5:02:51 PM 1 sex! 1.42 acre lot permitted for a (3) unit. Town water and sewer. Trees, stonewall road frontage and bike path to Essex Town Center. Private and unique all in one. $195,000. 802-363-0914.

RENOVATED CHARMING CAPE FSBO-JeffAtwood051910.indd 1

SWANTON

Convenient location, 5/17/10 FSBO-JesseSuter051510.indd 10:12:27 AM 1 completely renovated attractive 3 bedroom cape.

New roof, siding, wiring, hardwood floors, plenty of parking, a must see interior.

Perfect for live-in rentals to help pay for mortgage.

Close to colleges, hospitals, bus stops. Commercial OPEN possibilities. $199,000.

HOUSE 802-878-6515.

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Charming 1920s home 5/17/10FSBO-JasonBarron033110.indd 2:33:43 PM 1 (3-BR, 1-BA) with 1 car garage, beautiful woodwork, slate roof, large fenced yard. Close to Burlington, UVM and Fletcher Allen. $225,000. More info? http://www.postlets.com/ res/3736794 or contact: Jesse Suter, 802-503-5135, jesse.suter@uvm.edu.

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FOR RENT [CONT.] HOMESHARE OPPORTUNITY Richmond area: Active, congenial elderly gentleman w/ memory problems needs nonsmokers to live in separate 1-BR apt., avail. early July. Rent-free in exchange for caregiving

Sun. nights-Thurs. nights, 9 p.m.-bedtime, w/ assistance if needed until 5 a.m. Winter maintenance of path, & minimal small-dog care.

Option for paid caregiving at other times. Must be flexible, patient & dependable, w/ interest & preferably skills in working w/ elders.

Pets on approval. If gentleman moves, apt. will become a rental.

Beautiful country setting w/ pond, X-C ski trails & garden space.

Steep dirt road can be a challenge in winter & spring. 802-434-2821.

yard. New appliances.

HINESBURG 3-BR APT. New carpet. 11 dog 5/10/10FSBO-marieLathey-051910.indd 3:57:36 PM Close to town, 1-BA, allowed. $1300/mo. + W/D hookups, 3-season dep. 802-343-1953 or porch, lg. yard. Avail.

802-488-4946.

June 15. $1140./mo. + heat, electric. Rent STARKSBORO NEW incl. water, sewer, 1-BR APT. trash. Refs., sec. dep., Maple cabinets, wood income verification, NS. laminate flooring, 802-482-4659. covered deck, garden, more. $740/mo. incl.

S. BURLINGTON HW, trash, lawn care.

425 Dorset St. 2-BR Sorry, no dogs. Call condo. NS/pets. Credit before 9 p.m. 802-453check, refs. req. Avail.

3273.

June 1. $900/mo. + utils. 802-877-1019.

UNDERHILL HOME FOR RENT 2-BR, 1-BA, open floor S. BURLINGTON DUPLEX plan, breathtaking Great neighborhood, views of Mt. Mansfield.

Hanover St. 3-BR, full 35 mins. to Burlington. basement, fenced-in Smoke-free property.

In the middle of nature 3/29/10 - 12:28:23 PM contemporary colonial. 9â&#x20AC;&#x2122; ceilings and maple flooring.

Two full bathrooms, one half. Three bedrooms.

Quiet neighborhood with children. $450,000.

802-324-3679, forsaleonmansfielddrive@ gmail.com.

BURLINGTON HISTORIC HOME: REHaB TO SUIT

58 Pennington Drive.

5/10/10FSBO-Katarina042810indd 3:47:55 PM 1 Charming 3-BR, 2-BA. Quiet neighborhood. Huge master suite, lg. closets. Patio, deck, shed, dry basement, gas wood stove, gas oven/range. New: furnace, siding, windows, roof, kitchen, maple hardwood floors. 802-735-2567, http:// www.58pennington.com $242,000.

1/2 block from Battery Park, short10:56:32 AM 4/26/10 walk to Downtown. On Historic Register. Graceful brick house needs interior makeover. Will renovate as family home, or home with office/workshop/studio, or two units with separate entrances - live in one, rent out other.

Off-street parking. Yard. Usable attic. Approved to build townhouse addition on rear. Photo is look after rehab. 425-3351, 318-2708, mpf@accessvt.com.

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Recently updated 5/10/10 1-BR 2:56:01 PM condo with washer & dryer in unit. Association dues include heat & hot water.

One underground parking spot included. Pet friendly association with pool. $127,900. 802-578-8667.

$1650/mo. +utils. 802WALK TO PM UVM, 3-BR WINOOSKI 858-9129.

5/17/10 FSBO-MarvinFishman051910.indd 3:45:52 1 $1300 Nice, clean, quiet 2-BR. Burlington, lg., clean, Avail. now. $800/mo. + UPPER MAPLE ST. bright, full BA, W/D, DW. utils. No pets. 802-3552nd-floor efficiency Private entrance w/ 2219 or 802-355-2218. w/ shared BA. Clean, porch. On bus line. NS, quiet, bright, parking, small pets negotiable.

WINOOSKI 3-BR APT. private yard, utils. incl., Owner managed. 802Gas heat, central W/D. NS/pets. Refs. req.

897-5625. location, avail. June Avail. now. 802-6581. $1100/mo. + dep.

8056.

WESTFORD W/ VIEWS & 363-2287.

TRAILS WILLISTON/RAISED Colorful, quiet condo w/ RANCH loft. 2 BR, 1 1/2 BAs, W/D, Apt. 1st floor, landlord DW, HDWD, tile, carpet, 2nd floor. Lg. BR & BA, cathedral ceilings. spacious living, new RIVERVIEW, RICHMOND Private, trails, beautiful kitchen. Satellite, 2-BR mobile home, very views, great neighbors. wireless. W/D. Own nice, HDWD floor LR, $1250/mo.

802-355entrance. $950/mo. eat-in kitchen, 2 door 8899. incl. utils., + dep. Avail. refrigerator, cathedral June 15. 310-2154. ceiling, gas heat, deck, shed. Financing possible. Sale after

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divorce. $30,500. Info: 802-253-8841.

5/17/10 2:32:01 PM

HOUSEMATES 1-BR $435/MO. Near lake/bike path.

UVM/FAHC 4.5 miles.

Incl. parking, elec., heat, WiFi. 1st mo. + 1 mo. deposit. NS/pets. Great for grad/med. student. lsmead@gmail.com.

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South Burlington townhome

Offering owner-carry 5/3/10 FSBO-matthay051910.indd 12:54:03 PM 1 financing with $10K down on beautiful newer colonial style home in Milton. 3-BR, 2.5-BA in great neighborhood. Lease/option also available. No credit needed!

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CAMBRIDGE CAPE

Located in family friendly neighborhood, 10 minutes from downtown, corner lot, 2100 sf updated Cape has 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, large fenced in backyard. $293,000. Contact Matt, 802-310-8931 or sandylane4sale@yahoo. com. http://78sandylane. wordpress.com/

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BURLINGTON UPDATED CAPE

Great South Burlington Location. Contemporary home, great open floorplan for entertaining, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, in-ground pool.

Must see to appreaciate all the unique features! $299,000. 802-233-0321.

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View and post up to 6 photos per ad online.

1800 sq.ft. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. DSL & Dish. Minutes to skiing, snowmobiling, hiking and river. Easy commute to Burlington area. 1/2 acre and lg. barn. $225,900.

Patti or Dan 802-644-2760 or 802-238-0961.

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Beautiful large townhouse, 5/17/10FSBO-PatriceRooney-031010.indd 2:29:32 PM 1 2,500sf, cathedral ceilings, over-size windows, hardwood floors, 3-BR, 3 full BA, great master suite/jacuzzi, WI closets, OPEn finished basement, 2-car hOUSE attached garage. $360,000.

Sunday, MLS#21003562. Call Phil 5/23; 1-4PM 802-310-0114.

25 mins. to Burlington.

3/8/10 2:48:44 PM 2-BR, 1-BA move-in ready ranch. 1700 sq.ft., .34 acres. Hardwood floors.

Open floor plan. Heated sunroom. Bonus rooms in finished basement. Large yard. $205,000.

802-356-2904, stalbanshouse@gmail.com.

Sat. 5/22, 1-3 p.m.

Winooski $527,000 for all FSBO-PaulJenne033110.indd 1

3/25/10 12:34:44 PM

215 Main st.

Gross income of $64,800 for all 3 properties. 215 Main St. (Pho Dang Restaurant) currently FSBO-RobynBahar-051210.indd 1 $1650/mo; 217 Main St. (duplex with 4 bedrooms, 2 bath) $1725/mo. These two properties must sell together as they have shared water/sewer. Asking $349,000. Some owner financing possible on 215 Main St. since it is separate deed, so no need for a commercial loan. 211 Main St. (3 bedroom, 2 bath with in-law apt.) grosses $2025/mo. Asking $210,000 if sold apart from other properties. All serious offers will be considered. I live out of state now and realize I won’t be moving back. These are solid properties with a lot of sweat equity. 646-596-3489, rockw22st@yahoo.com.

217 Main st.

211 Main st.

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with an independent woman in her 80s.

Seeking a reliable person to provide gardening assistance, light housekeeping, and

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Call HomeShare Vermont 863-5625 at (802) 863-0274 or visit hsvt@sover.net www.HomeShareVermont.org

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cathedral ceilings, all amenities incl., pets OK, 5/14/10 4:09:50 PM garden space, 19 miles Quiet Jericho to Kennedy Dr. Starting homeshare at $450/mo. 802-453Beautiful 3-BR to share 3457. w/ 2 others. Retreat-like environment w/ pool, Burlington/ vegetable garden Winooski space. Walking/bike Roommates wanted to trails. Fireplace, pool share lg., fully furnished table, WiFi, W/D. $600/ house. All utils. incl. mo. total. 999-1265.

Within 10 min. to all colleges. 2.5-BA, W/D, parking, lg. back deck,

S. Burl house Looking for responsible roommate to share lg. family home w/ pool, hot tub, lg. yard, off-street parking. $450/mo. + 1/3 utils. Avail. now.

802-578-0857.

S. Burl. Room in Townhouse Prof. artist working at home seeks student or prof. for housemate. $675/mo. incl. all utilities: heat, water, elec., Internet, cable, trash, plowing, parking. Share full BA, kitchen, dining, patio. Incl. W/D, stove, microwave, refrigerator, DW. Near bus line; NS/

Housing Wanted Residential home wanted Family of 5 (3 children, 8, 5, 3) requires 2-3-BR house in Edmunds, Champlain or Flynn district. Preferably w/ ample yard, furnished, quiet family neighborhood. 1-year lease beginning July 1. stuwhite@post. harvard.edu.

Wanted to Rent NS/drinking male 53-year-old seeks efficiency/1-BR, $700/ mo. max. incl. utils. in Burlington area.

Near bus line. On supervision. Info,

Office/ Commercial Main Street Landing On Burlington’s waterfront has affordable office & retail space. Dynamic environment w/ progressive & forwardthinking businesses.

Mainstreetlanding.com, click on space avail.

Massage Therapist Space for Lease CVMC’s Montpelier Health Center is looking for an independent massage therapist to open his/her own practice w/in the Integrative Medicine bldg. This is a sublease agreement & would allow the massage therapist to collaborate w/ other independent care practitioners practicing in the Integrative Medicine bldg.

Located in the heart of Montpelier, & w/ over 11,000 patient visits per year, this is an ideal

location for a massage therapist preferably w/ at least 5 years of experience in multiple massage therapy techniques & who is nationally certified (NCBTMB). Info, Donna Rouleau, 223-4738.

Sublets/ Temporary Schoolhouse in Lincoln Fully furnished & equipped, 2-BR, great views. Avail. mid-June thru mid-Aug. Great place for kids, walk to swimming hole. $1000/ mo. 802-453-8111.

Sublet 2-BR Condo June-Aug Burlington, New North End, off Beltway. All gas: W/D, DW, stove, HW, microwave. Lg BRs, 1 w/ 2 closets, 1-BA. W/ garage. $900/mo. Gary, 508-237-4012.

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Avail. now Room for rent: Monkton farmhouse on 20 acres, in-ground pool,

Milton Avid-reader alert: Wanted to live in & share home & companionship w/ congenial elders. Pleasant, quiet surroundings. Flexible as to schedule & shared expenses. Let’s talk.

Marge, 802-893-2468.

Roommate Wanted Looking for mature professional to share 2-BR townhouse w/ 1 shared BA. Avail. June 1. Deposit required. No pets. $492.50/mo. + 1/2 utils. 802-355-5655.

Winooski 2 rooms for rent in 3-BR apt. $550/mo. incl. rent, phone, Internet, cable, gas & electric.

Info: Darryl Dawson, 804-926-3881.

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Roomate for Townhouse $650 Spacious 3-BR 2.5-BA in S. Burlington. W/D, DW. Close to downtown, UVM, FAHC. Internet & TV incl. Right on bike path. 802-578-4576.

partiers/pets. I have 2 gentle cats. Refs. & dep. required. 802-9995485.

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ndependent elderly woman inbackground Burlington seeks Interview, references, checks responsible person to share her home in required. EHO. exchange for assisting with occasional errands and companionship.

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Rent individually or w/ friends. Year lease or summer sublet avail. $650-$700/mo. per person + dep. Openings 6/1 & 7/1. 802-863-9612.

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Furniture Desk & Shelves for sale $75/OBO for ea. item.

Take all or just 1.

Sturdy desk & chair, bookshelf w/ cabinets, shelved wardrobe. Info, Lakshmi137@live.com.

ETHAN ALLEN OAK DINING SET Light buffet, hutch & table w/ 2 leaves & pads. 2 ladder-back cushioned armchairs, 4 side chairs. 9 pieces. $500/OBO. 425-5345 or 734-0603.

Mattress Sets Mattress, box, pillowtop, in plastic w/ full warranty. Twin $150, full $205, queen $275, king $595. Memory foam mattress avail. starting at $350. Beth, 802-598-0316.

NICE COUCH “Pleather,” light tan, excellent condition, 7 ft. long, sits 3 or naps for 1. Bought new couch.

Delivery negotiable.

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Orig. design accommodates full-size mattress also. Complete w/ rails. $400. Jim, 876-7512, evenings.

Garage/Estate Sales CHILDRENS CONSIGNMENT SALE To be held May 14-23.

10 a.m.-6 p.m. 20 Susie Wilson Rd., next to Lowe’s in Essex Jct. Clothing, shoes, books, toys, games, anything kid related. Cash-only sale. Info: Linda, 879-1169.

Garage Sale, Sun. Only Colchester, May 23.

Waybury Rd. across from Airport Park. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Furniture, bicycle, housewares, much more! No early birds, please. Info, tcalista2@gmail.com.

Huge Rummage sale!

The Schoolhouse community! Sat. & Sun., May 22 & 23, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.

Everything priced to go.

Proceeds go directly to the school. A fun event not to be missed!

Location: School Gym, 8 Catkin Dr., S. Burlington, off Dorset St. Moving Out, Cool Stuff!

Sat. & Sun., May 22 & 23, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 190 North Ave. (at Crowley St.). Lots of unique items: books, furniture, kitchen, skis, clothes.

Moving Sale 246 Julie Dr., Apt. #2, Colchester. Sat., June 22 & 29, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Furniture, clothes, dishes, books, portable dishwasher, front-loading clothes washer.

Tag Sale Sat., May 22, 10 a.m.

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The Getup Vintage Cash for records, vintage clothing, instruments, vintage home decor. Drop by 27 Langdon St. in

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Bands/ Musicians Looking to Play Swing Jazz?

Looking to contact area musicians who would like to get together to informally play swing jazz (instrument players) for fun. Contact info@prestomusic.net.

NEED BASSIST & SINGER Experienced, professional guitarist & drummer seek accomplished bassist & singer to form progressive blues/rock orig. band w/ covers to round out set list. Looking for creative thinkers not mercs. Jay, 802-233-1957.

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Experienced instructor w/ credentials & refs.

Affordable rates. Free assistance acquiring an instrument. 802-3103989.

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Trumpet lessons: Beginner. BA in music education. $15/half hr.; $25/hr. Laura, 802-7526549, trombone.lbt@ gmail.com.

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Experienced, professional instructor/ musician. Williston, Essex, Burlington areas, & all of central VT. Guitar & bass programs also offered.

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Individualized, stepby-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: rickbelf@myfairpoint. net, 802-864-7195.

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Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College faculty). Info: 802-862-7696, www. paulasbell.com.

Sweet PA SYSTEM FOR SALE 2 Yamaha speakers, 12 in. & horns. Peavey 600b head, 300 watts rms. 802-644-5721.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, more.

All ages/skill levels/ interests! Supportive, professional teacher offering references, results, scheduling convenience. Andy

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On May 6, 2010, Rivers Edge Development Corp. and Samuel Haskins filed application # 4C1233 for a project generally described as

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 11th day of May, 2010.

By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state.vt.us

TO: Patricia Lee Thurston Burbo, mother; Kenneth David Burbo Jr, father of Mishaya; Karl Edwin Clark, father of Alyssa, and/or anyone claiming parental/paternal rights or interest in the children and to All Whom It May Concern: You are hereby notified that on April 5, 2010, a petition for Termination of Parent-Child Relationship was filed in the above entitled Court, pursuant to RCW 13.34.080 and/or RCW 26.33.310 regarding the above named children, whose parents are Patricia Lee Thurston Burbo, mother and Kenneth David Burbo Jr, father of Mishaya; Karl Edwin Clark, father of Alyssa.

[FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, CALL 206-7203293, 8:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.]

Said Petition will be heard on June 24, 2010, at the hour of 8:15 a.m., at King County Superior Court, Juvenile Department, 401 4th Ave North, Kent, WA before a judge of the above entitled court, at which time you are directed to appear and answer the said petition or the petition will be granted and action will be taken by the court such as shall appear to be for the welfare of the said children.

Dated May 6, 2010.

BARBARA MINER KING COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT CLERK BY: BLB, Deputy Clerk STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0155-09 CnC

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Sovereign Bank to Matthew J. Cohen dated December 9, 2002 and recorded in Volume 102, Page 171 of the Land Records of the Town of Westford, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:30 P.M. on June 8, 2010, at 1102 Old Stage Road f/k/a Reynolds Road, Westford, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Matthew J. Cohen by Warranty Deed of Morton H. Reynolds dated August 29, 1979 and recorded in Book 53, Page 348-349 of the Land Records of the

Town of Westford. The face page of this deed was originally recorded in Book 42, Page 169 of the Land Records of the Town of Westford.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Westford.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 6th day of May, 2010.

Sovereign Bank By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

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STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1052-09 CNC Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v.

Sara Courville And Occupants residing at 127 Foster Street, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Summit Financial Center, Inc. to Sara Courville dated July 14, 2006 and recorded in Volume 967, Page 408 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 2:00 P.M. on June 15, 2010, at 127 Foster Street, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Kevin M. Courville and Sara Courville by Quit Claim Deed of Sarah G. Hanbridge

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dated February 10, 2000 and recorded February 14, 2000 in Volume 644 at Page 153 of the Land Records of the City of Burlington.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 12th day of May, 2010.

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0960-09 CnC US Bank National Association, as Trustee, for Asset-Backed PassThrough Certificates Series 2006-WFHE3, Plaintiff v.

Robert Frechette, Barbara Frechette, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. as nominee for SouthStar Funding, LLC And Occupants residing at 8 Brickyard Road, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. to Robert Frechette dated July 31, 2006 and recorded in Volume 695, Page 491 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex Junction, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 3:00 P.M. on June 15, 2010, at 8 Brickyard Road, Essex Junction, Vermont all

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IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF WASHINGTON IN AND FOR THE COUNTY

NOTICE OF HEARING

Sovereign Bank, Plaintiff v.

Matthew J. Cohen, Colchester Community Development Corporation And Occupants residing at 1102 Old Stage Road f/k/a Reynolds Road, Westford, Vermont, Defendants

Open 24/7/365.

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No hearing will be held unless, on or before Wednesday, June 2, 2010, a party notifies the

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

IN RE THE DEPENDENCY OF: Mishaya Ann Burbo Thurston DOB: 06-22-04 Alyssa May Clark Thurston DOB: 03-08-99

NO: 10-7-02008-8KNT 10-7-02009-6KNT

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The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below.

The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us

by Wednesday, June 2, 2010.

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The construction of eight single-family residences with individual on-site septic and connection to municipal water. The project is located off of VT Route 2A near Canyon Estates Drive in the Town of Colchester, VT.

District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

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78 North Cove Road, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE

legals [cont.] and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Robert Frechette and Barbara Frechette by Warranty Deed of Linda R. Martin f/k/a Linda Rae Tucker and David W. Martin dated July 31, 2006 and to be recorded in Book 795 Page 488-490in the Town of Essex Junction Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex Junction.

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The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 11th day of May, 2010.

US Bank National Association, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1057-09 CnC Beneficial Homeowner Service Corporation, Plaintiff v.

Timothy A. Muir, Frances D. Muir And Occupants residing at

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Champion Mortgage, a Division of KeyBank, N.A. to Timothy A. Muir dated December 22, 2006 and recorded in Volume 985, Page 215 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 P.M. on June 15, 2010, at 78 North Cove Road, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Land referred to in this commitment is described as all that certain property situated in the County of Chittenden , and State of Vermont and being described in a deed dated October 24, 2008 and recorded October 25, 2008 in Book 978 Page 356 among the Land Records of the County and State set forth above.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 12th day of May, 2010.

Beneficial Homeowner Service Corporation By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1068-08 CnC U.S. Bank, National Association, successor-in-interest to Wachovia Bank, N.A., as Trustee of J.P. Morgan Mortgage Trust 2005-A5 Mortgage PassThrough Certificates, Plaintiff v.

Jon Templeton, Christine Johnson, Vermont Federal Credit Union, Allen Road Land Company, Inc. And Occupants residing at 189 Bay Crest Drive, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Vermont Federal Credit Union to Jon Templeton dated July 20, 2005 and recorded in Volume 719, Page 658 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:30 P.M. on June 15, 2010, at 189 Bay Crest Drive, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Jon Templeton and Christine Johnson

by Warranty Deed of Allen Road Company, Inc. recorded September 24, 2004 and of record in Volume 682 at Page 753 of the City of South Burlington Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by pay-

ing the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 12th day of May, 2010.

U.S. Bank, National Association, successor-in-interest By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1045-09 CnC JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association, fka Washington Mutual Bank, F.A., Plaintiff v.

Robert J. Allen, June W. Allen And Occupants residing at 1257 Huntington Road, Richmond, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Washington Mutual Bank, F.A. to Robert J. Allen dated January 12, 2007 and recorded in Volume 176, Page 127 of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 4:00 P.M. on June 15, 2010, at 1257 Huntington Road, Richmond, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being the same lands and premises conveyed to Grantor herein by V. Louise McCarren by deed dated the 24th day of March, 1981 and recorded in the Richmond Public Land Records in Volume 39 pages 369-71.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Richmond.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 11th day of May, 2010.

JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0946-09 CnC Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee in Trust for the benefit of the Certificateholders for ABFC 2005-AQ1 Trust, Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2005-AQ1, Plaintiff v.

Florence M. Timm, Douglas H. Timm, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Quicken Loans And Occupants residing at 1000 Main Road, Richmond, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Ameriquest Mortgage Corporation to Florence M. Timm dated February 11, 2005 and recorded in Volume 85, Page 438 of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the

purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:00 A.M. on June 8, 2010, at 1000 Main Road, Richmond, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Douglas H. Timm and Florence Timm by Warranty Deed of Douglas M .Timm dated May 6, 1985 and recorded in Volume 33 at Page 250 of the Land Records of the Town of Huntington.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Richmond.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 6th day of May, 2010.

Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S409-10 CnC IN RE: 362, 366, 370, & 374 RIVERSIDE AVENUE, BURLINGTON, VERMONT REVISED FORM 1A. SUMMONS AND ORDER OF PUBLICATION THIS SUMMONS IS DIRECTED TO: ABUTTING LANDOWNERS OF 362, 366, 370, & 374 RIVERSIDE AVEUNE, BURLINGTON, VERMONT

1. YOU ARE BEING SUED. The Petitioners, Douglas G. Boyden and Katherine T. Boyden have started a lawsuit against you. A copy of the Petitioners’ Complaint against you is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court, Chittenden Superior County Court House, Burlington, Vermont.

Do not throw this paper away. It is an official paper that affects your rights.

against you and award the Petitioners everything asked for in the Complaint.

2. PETITIONERS’ CLAIM. Petitioners’ claim is for a Declaratory Judgment decreeing certain pieces of land which are rightsof-way to Petitioners.

6. YOU MUST MAKE ANY CLIAMS AGAINST THE PETITIONERS IN YOUR REPLY. Your Answer must state any related legal claims you have against the Petitioners.

Your claims against the Petitioners are called Counterclaims. If you do not make your Counterclaims in writing in your Answer, you may not be able to bring them up at all. Even if you have insurance and the insurance company will defend you, you must still file any Counterclaims you may have.

3. YOU MUST REPLY WITHIN 41 DAYS TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS. You must give or mail the Petitioners a written response called an Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published, which is May 12, 2010. You must send a copy of your Answer to the Plaintiff or the Plaintiff’s attorney located at:

7. LEGAL ASSITANCE. You may wish to get legal help from a lawyer. If you cannot afford a lawyer, you should ask the court clerk for information abut places where you can get free legal help.

Even if you cannot get legal help, you must still give the court a written Answer to protect your rights or you may lose the case.

Law Office of David M. Sunshine, PC P.O. Box 900 26 Bridge Street Richmond, VT 05477

ORDER

You must also give or mail your Answer to the Court located at: Chittenden Superior Court P.O. Box 187 175 Main Street Burlington, VT 054020187 4. YOU MUST RESPOND TO EACH CLAIM. The Answer is your written response to the Petitioners’ Complaint. In your Answer you must state whether you agree or disagree with each paragraph of the Complaint.

If you believe the Petitioners should not be given everything asked for in the Complaint, you must say so in your Answer.

5. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR CASE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE YOUR WRITTEN ANSWER TO THE COURT. If you do not send the Petitioners your Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published and file it with the Court, you will lose this case. You will not get to tell your side of the story, and the Court may decide

The Complaint filed in this action shows that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods provided in Rule 4(d)-(f), (k), or (l) of the Vermont Rules of Civil Procedure. Accordingly, it is ORDERED that service of the Summons set forth above shall be made upon the Defendants, Abutting Landowners of 362, 366, 370, & 374 Riverside Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, by publication as provided in Rule[s] [4(d)(1) and] 4(g) of those Rules.

This order shall be published once a week for 2 weeks beginning on May 12, 2010, in Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Chittenden County, and a copy of this Summons and Order as published shall be mailed to the Defendants, Abutting Landowners of 362, 366, 370, & 374 Riverside Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, if an address is known.

Dated at Burlington (Town/City), Vermont, this 5th day of May, 2010.

Helen M. Toor Presiding Judge

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In re: Automotive Services International, Inc. d/b/a 4x4 Center 63 Ethan Allen Drive S. Burlington, VT 05403 and Mountain Operations and Development LLC & Catamount/ Bolton Land LLC 210 College Street, Suite 201 Burlington, VT 05401

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0994-09 CnC

Bank of Oklahoma, N.A., f/k/a Bancoklahoma Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff, v David J. Booth, State of Vermont Department of Taxes, and Any Other Occupants of 206 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants.

NOTICE OF SALE

NOW COMES, Automotive Services International, Inc. d/b/a 4x4 Center, by and through its attorney Thomas G. Walsh of Walsh & Monaghan, LLP, pursuant to Vermont Rules for Environmental Court Proceedings 5(b) and hereby appeals to the Vermont Environmental Court from the following decision issued by District 4 Environmental Commission, a copy of which is attached: Findings of Fact, Conclusions of Law, and Order of Application #4C0436-26C, dated April 8, 2010.

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated March 24, 1994 from David J. Booth to Mortgage Financial Services, Inc. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on March 25, 1994 in Volume 504, Page 576 of the City of Burlington Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Financial Services, Inc., to The Huntington Mortgage Company by Assignment dated March 24, 1994 and recorded on March 25, 1994 in Volume 504, Page 585; said Mortgage and Note were further assigned from The Huntington Mortgage Company to Bancoklahoma Mortgage Corporation by Assignment dated September 1, 1994 and recorded on June 19, 1995 in Volume 526, Page 205 of the City of Burlington Land Records.

Thomas G. Walsh, Esq. Attorney for Automotive Services International, Inc.

The contents of storage unit(s) 01-01808,011809,01-3665 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Evelyn Amoteng.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (tenthousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale.

The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.

The contents of storage unit(s) 01-04224 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Robert Sweeney.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400.

By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: May 12, 2010 May 19, 2010 May 26, 2010

Please note this in not a public auction.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 01-04153 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Tom Peterson.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 01-04259 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Dennis Martin.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 01-04427 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Alicia Carney.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 01-04248 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Justin Ellerby.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 01-2844 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 26th of the month of May, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Colin Bennett.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

The contents of storage unit(s) 01-2411 & 4258 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 26th of the month of May, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Mary Rose Maynard.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Vermont Natural Resources Board Notice of Act 250 Jurisdictional Opinion

On May 6, 2010, the District #4 Coordinator issued an Act 250 Jurisdictional Opinion (Project Review Sheet) pursuant to 10 V.S.A. 6007(c) and Act 250 Rule 3(B), in response to a request made in a

Post & browse ads at your convenience. letter dated May 5, 2010 of request from Erik Hoekstra. The Project Review Sheet does not assert Act 250 jurisdiction over the conversion of an existing 40-room motel building into a 16unit apartment building.

The Project will not alter the existing building footprint, parking or impervious surface coverage, nor will the Project involve any exterior construction on the Project site in the Town of Shelburne.

Copies of this project review sheet have been served on all persons specified in 10 V.S.A. 6007(c) and Act 250 Rule 3(B). A copy of the project review sheet may be obtained by contacting the District Coordinator at the address/telephone number below. Reconsideration requests are governed

by Act 250 Rule 3(B) and should be directed to the District Coordinator at the address listed below.

Any appeal of this decision must be filed with the clerk of the Environmental Court within 30 days of the date of issuance pursuant to 10 V.S.A. Chapter 220. The appellant must attach to the Notice of Appeal the entry fee of $225.00, payable to the State of Vermont. The appellant must also serve a copy of the Notice of Appeal in accordance with Rule 5(b)(4)(B) of the Vermont Rules for Environmental Court Proceedings. For further information, see the Vermont Rules for Environmental Court Proceedings, available on line at www.vermontjudiciary. org. The address for the Environmental Court is: Environmental Court, 2418 Airport Rd., Suite 1, Barre, VT 05641-8701.

(Tel. # 802-828-1660).

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 7th day of May, 2010. /s/Stephanie H. Monaghan, District Coordinator Stephanie H. Monaghan, District Coordinator District #4 Commission 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 Tel. # 802/879-5662

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Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (toll free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-6524636, 24/7.

CHITTENDEN FAMILIES TOGETHER MEETING: Wednesday, May 26, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Vermont Familiy Network Conference Room, 600 Blair Park Rd. #240, Williston. Dr. Barbara Frankowski, local pediatrician and familycentered advocate, will discuss transition in healthcare from pediatric practices to the adult care system.

Families and doctors agree there is not an effective protocol or plan in place to help transitional age young adults make this major healthcare change.

Contact Jan Hancock, 802-876-5315 ext. 215. jan.hancock@vtfn.org.

QUIT SMOKING GROUPS Are you ready to live a smoke-free lifestyle?

Free 4-week Quit Smoking Groups are being offered through the VT Quit Network Fletcher Allen Quit in Person program in your community. Free Nicotine Replacement products are available for program participants. For more information or to register, call 847-6541 or wellness@ vtmednet.org. For ongoing statewide class schedules, contact the VT Quit Network at www.vtquitnetwork. org.

BEREAVEMENT SUPPORT GROUP: Learn how to cope with grief, with the intention of receiving and offering support to each other. The group is informal and includes personal sharing of our grief experiences. Open to anyone who has experienced the death of a loved one. There is no fee. Meets every other week Mondays, 6-8 p.m. at the Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice, Barre.

802-223-1878, www. cvhhh.org.

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DIGESTIVE SUPPORT GROUP: Join this open support group, hosted by Carrie Shamel, and gain information regarding digestive disorders. If you suffer from any kind of digestive disorder or discomfort this is the place for you!

Open to all. Meets the first Monday of every month in the Healthy Living Learning Center.

For more information contact Carrie Shamel at carrie.shamel@gmail. com. www.llleus.org/ state/vermont/html.

NAMI CONNECTION (National Alliance on Mental Illness): Free peer-based recovery support group for people living with or facing the challenges of mental illness. This is a group that focuses on allowing participants to share their experiences and learn from each other in a safe environment.

100% confidentiality.

BENNINGTON: Every Tuesday, 6-7:30 p.m., St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 200 Pleasant Street. BURLINGTON: Every Thursday, 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Starting June 2010.

2nd and 4th Saturday of the month, 2-3:30 p.m., Congregational Church, 39 Main Street. HARTFORD: 2nd and 4th Friday 4-5:30 p.m., Hartford Library. Call Barbara Austin, 802-457-1512.

MONTPELIER: 1st and 3rd Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m., Kellogg-Hubbard Library, East Montpelier Room (basement).

NEWPORT: Starting June 2010. 2nd and 4th Tuesday, 6-7:30 p.m.

Medical Arts Building (attached to North Country Hospital), 2nd floor conference room.

RANDOLPH: Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday, 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N. Main Street. RUTLAND: Every Monday, 7-8:30 p.m., Wellness Center (Rutland Mental Health), 78 South Main St. ST. JOHNSBURY: Every Thursday, 6:30-8 p.m., Universalist Unitarian Church, 47 Cherry Street. 1-800639-6480, connection@ namivt.org.

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To wit: “A lot of land, with all buildings and improvements thereon, located on North Winooski Avenue, the dwelling house thereon being known

and designated as No. 206 North Winooski Avenue.

“Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to David J. Booth by Warranty Deed of Robert T. Brooks and Rhea A. Brooks of even date herewith and to be recorded in the City of Burlington Land Records.

“To said deed, the records thereof, and to the deeds and records therein, reference is hereby made in further aid of this description.”

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Dated at Burlington, Vermont, this 10th day of May, 2010.

The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 9:30 o’clock AM, on the 7th day of June, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 206 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole.

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Automotive Services International is the applicant for the proposed amendment to Land Use Permit 4C0436-26C and, as such, has party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 8504(a) and 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(A).

The property at issue is located off Bolton Valley Access Road in the Town of Bolton, Vermont and identified in Book 59, Page 490 and Book 61, Page 32 of the land records of the Town of Bolton as the subject of a deed to Mountain Operations and Development LLC & Catamount/ Bolton Land LLC.

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Vermont College of Fine Arts, a graduate college located in Montpelier, Vt., has an opening:

Program Director of the MFA in Visual Art program

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For consideration, send a cover letter and resume specifying field of interest to: Adjunct Faculty Search, via email: jobs@norwich.edu.

Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home in Burlington, Vt., which is a part of Vermont Catholic Charities, has immediate openings for:

Part-time, per-diem LPNs and Aides This is a great opportunity to work with caring adults while offering superior nursing skills. The candidates must have a willingness to promote the vision, mission and values of the home. These jobs offer a very competitive wage and benefits. Primarily day and evening shifts available.

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Minimum of a related master’s degree and teaching experience are required.

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For the complete job description and qualifications, please go to www.vermontcollege.edu/about/employment-opportunities.

If interested, please send cover letter, resume or cv, and references to Erica.hare@vermontcollege.edu.

If interested, please send resumes to danderson@vermontcatholic.org or mail to David Anderson, St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home, 243 N. Prospect St., Burlington, VT 05401. (802) 864-0264

Experienced educators needed for undergraduate teaching assignments beginning August 2010. We anticipate assignments in beginning French and German, anatomy laboratories, sociology, and engineering, including engineering mechanics, fundamentals 3:34:00 PM of circuits theory, surveying and site development. Assignments are dependent on pending student enrollment.

The Farmhouse Tap & Grill 160 Bank Street, BTV

The Program Director manages the program including: overseeing the admission and enrollment process, overseeing student retention, creating and managing program budgets, overseeing and facilitating faculty and Artist-Teacher appointments, designing and overseeing program residencies, program staff and office functions. Preferred qualifications include: graduate level degree, expertise or equivalent experience in contemporary visual art and visual/culture highly desirable, 5 or more years of experience in academic administration, and ability to work collaboratively with a highly interdisciplinary and diverse faculty.

“Reaching out from the heart to those in need.”

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Career opportunities and benefits available.

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If interested please send resumes to danderson@vermontcatholic.org.

Mail to: David Anderson, St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home 243 N. Prospect St., Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 864-0264

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Looking for a cool job with a progressive company? Come work for KAS. Experienced Environmental Engineer/ Geologist: Project management, advanced environmental investigations, contaminated site cleanup design and implementation, environmental site assessments, technical writing, report review, and more. Mechanical and electrical knowledge a plus. Demonstrated progressive responsibility. Geology/environmental engineering degree or equivalent.

Environmental Technician: Entry-level or experienced in outdoor field work, documentation, high level of accuracy and organization essential. Must be able to mechanically and electrically troubleshoot and solve issues. Two-year degree in science or environmental engineering preferred. Must be able to work alone.

Some travel involved.

KAS is a growing, dynamic company with great growth potential. Competitive salary and benefits. Submit a letter of interest and resume to: KAS, Inc. P.O. Box 787 Williston, Vt. 05495

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Project Engineer - Environmental Jay Peak seeks a motivated individual to coordinate planning/design and operations/permit compliance for future projects and existing utilities (stormwater, sewer, potable water, power, gas, telecom), and land use permits, and create/implement special projects as required. Proficiency in CAD a must and knowledge of utilities design, permitting, installation and operation with ability to manage special projects autonomously required. Technical degree or equivalent experience required.

Interested candidates should send cover letter, resume and three references to: Human Resources Jay Peak Resort 4850 VT Rte 242, Jay VT 05859 or by email to jobs@jaypeakresort.com

by May 29, 2010. EOE.

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Two Positions

Elm Street, Montpelier

Dean of Students

This position focuses on student success: promoting the academic success of students and the continuous learning of the community by providing a creative and innovative vision to enhance student learning, academic success and personal growth. Responsibilities include providing a comprehensive student services program for a diverse student body to be successful inside and outside of the classroom, and promoting the delivery of services through direct student contact and through technology.

Master's degree in an appropriate discipline and at least five years of higher education administration experience required. Ability to exercise judgment and discretion in applying and interpreting college policies and procedures. Demonstrated commitment to supporting academics and student learning outcomes. Excellent interpersonal, communication and technical skills. Demonstrated problem-solving, conflict-resolution and crisis-management skills. Work outside of normal business hours and extensive travel are required. Please visit www.ccv.edu for full posting and application instructions.

Associate Registrar

This position assists the Registrar in managing the operations of the Office of the Registrar. This includes staff supervision, registration and enrollment activities, maintaining student records, database management, data analysis, and providing excellent customer service to internal and external customers. The successful candidate will be expected to perform complex data queries and analysis for institutional reporting and research, and train college staff to perform functions related to registration and enrollment, especially those involving the use of computer systems and technology.

Requirements include bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in an appropriate discipline (such as computing, information systems, educational administration or business) plus five or more years of relevant experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills have been acquired. Strong interpersonal, oral and written communication skills. Demonstrated leadership and supervisory skills. Preferred qualifications: experience working in higher education administration, preferably in a Registrarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Office; experience using administrative student information systems such as Colleague, Banner or PeopleSoft; and /or experience managing web-based services and information.

Please visit www.ccv.edu for the full position requirements and application instructions. CCV offers a competitive salary with a generous benefits package.

CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements.

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Samaritan House

Farm-to-School

Case Manager

Program Director Green Mountain Farm-to-School (GMFTS) seeks a dynamic, mission-driven food systems professional with strong communication and organization skills to support the growth of our organization. The primary responsibilities of the Farm-to-School Program Director will be to develop, manage, grow, present, and evaluate GMFTS’ farm-to-school programs and provide general operational and administrative support. The Farm-to-School Program Director will lead our farm-to-school team as GMFTS grows to serve 21 schools in 2010. This is a full-time position with salary and benefits commensurate with experience.

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Complete job description at http://greenmountainfarmtoschool.org

Peregrine Outfitters, an outdoor equipment and accessory distributor, currently has positions available in the warehouse.

To apply: Submit a cover letter, resume, and writing sample (nonfiction, 3 pages or less) to jobs@gmfts.org. Position opened until filled. EOE.

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Do you have your accounting degree and are looking to reenter the workforce with the flexibility of a part-time position, or are you in the process of earning your accounting degree and want some valuable work experience? If your answer to either question is yes, then there could be a position for you at Heritage Flight. Work in the exciting world of aviation while helping to grow our accounting function. You will work approximately 20 hours per week for 90 days processing payables and receivables, reconciliations, performing administrative tasks, and assisting the CFO and the team with analytical projects.

The positions offer flexible work schedules, purchase of outdoors products at cost and a team-motivated environment.

Please send resume to: jmorgan@ peregrineoutfitters.com.

Water/WasteWater/ 5/17/10 environmental Project manager DuBois & King, inc., is seeking a full-time Water/Wastewater/ environmental Project manager/ senior engineer with 10-15 years experience. Duties include: evaluation, planning, design and construction of municipal infrastructure projects, including; potable water (supply, treatment, distribution); wastewater (collection, treatment and disposal); storm water and overall municipal utility work. experience with vt/nH public sector clients preferred. P.e. required. Position location: randolph.

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visit our website at www.dubois-king.com for more information about advertised positions and DuBois & King, inc.

send resume to: DuBois & King, inc., P.o. Box 339, randolph, vermont 05060, Fax: 802-728-4930, email: rgoodall@dubois-king.com -eeo-

Please send resumes to: Linda Ryan Samaritan House 20 Kingman St., St. Albans, VT 05478 lindaryan3@comcast.net 802-373-6505

No phone calls or drop-ins please.

The right candidate will be a detailed orientated, numbers savvy, a quick 3v-PeregrinePickPack051910.indd learner, proficient in Excel and Word, and a self-starter who understands general accounting concepts. FAA 10-year background check required.

If interested, please submit a cover letter and resume to hr@flyheritage.com or you may fax to 802-658-5560, or drop off in person at Heritage Flight, 265 aviation ave., south Burlington, VT 05403.

Samaritan House seeks an experienced case manager to provide support services for folks who are homeless or at risk of becoming homeless in getting and/or keeping permanent housing. This is a contracted temporary position. BA plus case management experience in a non-profit agency desired. SHI will consider equivalent case management experience in lieu of a degree.

This position requires a valid driver’s license and vehicle.

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Women Helping Battered Women is Hiring!

Development SpecialiSt

Responsible for planning and implementing an individual donor campaign, developing special events and assisting in drafting private foundation proposals. Must have demonstrated success in securing private revenue.

Full time.

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Will work to increase the economic independence of survivors of domestic violence through enhanced job readiness and employment support systems.

Build awareness in the business community by developing partnerships and help develop systems to overcome barriers to independence. Full time.

Hotline manager

Develop community referrals and resources; oversee the integration of intervention and prevention strategies via WHBW’s 24-hour hotline.

Responsible for developing staffing schedule and coordinating direct service volunteers. Some evenings and weekends required. Half time.

All positions offer benefits and a competitive salary. For complete job descriptions, visit www.whbw.org. Deadline: June 4. Send resume and cover letter to JaneV@whbw.org. No phone calls, please. WHBW is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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ASSISTANT DELI MANAGER & DELI CLERK

The Bearded Frog is looking for an experienced seasonal KITCHEN STAFFER. Ability to work in a team is a must.

Full time

Please email your resume to Richmond’s grocery store is info@thebeardedfrog.com. expanding and it’s an exciting

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SSTA has a full-time position available please for a person to To apply for this position, download an application from We are seeking a full-time 1-BeardedFrog-051210.indd 1 5/10/10 11:02:48 AM assist with transportation of children. Applicant must East Supervisory assistant deli manager and a sstarides.org andlicense. submit one of the following ways:Union apply have aChittenden valid and clear driver’s It is imperative that you enjoy being with children and are under- via fax to: 802-878-7385 full-time deli clerk. Experience online: www.sstarides.org, standing of their needs. Position is 40 hrs/wk at $8.50 ContaCt MiChelle: in food prep, customer service Attn: Human via mail to: 2091 Main Street, hr, w/benefits. SSTA is anResources, Equal Opportunity Employer.

Applicants may call or apply in person to: Chittenden Supervisory Union or similar experience desired, Colchester, VermontSouth 05446, Attn: Human Resources.

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Shared Living Provider Opportunities

The Developmental Disabilities Service Area of HowardCenter seeks exceptional Project Manager

people for these two opportunities. Marisa Hamilton, (802)488-6571.

Ascension Technology, a high-tech company making 3D tracking ViVacious 38-year-old woman healthy person(s) to provide a home devices for medical, virtual realityseeks andaanimation markets, seeks a and residential support.

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The Project Manager provides integrated direction for project management and business planning within the School of Graduate3v-Richmond Market-deli-051910.indd 1 5/17/10 Studies and in collaboration with the other core university business units in support of superior service delivery; increased efficiency, scalability, and usability of systems and data; and strategic growth opportunities. Direct and integrate the activities of multiple project operations, advise project/process teams representing constituent SORE LOSER! needs regarding cross-functional considerations, workflow integration, and coordination, and optimize best practices.

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Please visit our website: www.norwich.edu/jobs, for further information and details on how to apply for these and other great jobs.

Norwich University is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible-spending accounts for health and dependent care, retirement annuity plan, and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

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Burlington, VT 05401 via email to vgilwee@mcneilvt.com HOYLE,or TANNER IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER www.hoyletanner.com No phone calls, please.

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MEAT CUTTER Child, Youth and Family Services

Community HealtH nurses

This position will provide skilled nursing services to agency patients based upon a plan of care approved by the physician. In the delivery of care, the nurse will use independent judgment based on common principles of pathophysiology and accepted standards of care. This person will work collaboratively with patients, families, other disciplines and community agencies. Must have a current VT RN license and two years of nursing experience.

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Addison County Home Health & Hospice, Inc. is looking for a full-time Hospice Nurse to join our growing team and participate in providing high quality end-of-life care in our newly expanded Hospice & Palliative Care Program. Must have a current VT RN license and two years of nursing experience. Hospice and/or palliative care experience is preferred.

Full- & part-time pHysiCal tHerapists:

Qualifications include a current Vermont Physical Therapy license and a minimum of two years of experience preferably within a rehabilitation program.

Qualified candidates should send resumes to:

aCHH&H, attn: Human resources, po Box 754, middlebury, Vt 05753, email to hr@achhh.org, or apply directly online at www.achhh.org.

Member Services Coordinator CATMA, a nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization, is seeking a coordinator who will administer, promote, track and assess a variety of CATMA’s internationally recognized and award-winning Transportation Demand Management programs and services.

Will maintain commuter database and coordinate and implement outreach events, including development of promotional campaigns and materials. Individual will provide quality customer service in a responsive and professional manner to members and, partnering agencies; maintain website and provide administrative team support as required.

Qualifications: Motivated, self-directed, team player committed to CATMA’s goals and objectives; strong oral and written communication skills; ability to prioritize and manage multiple tasks with proven time-management skills.Working experience with Microsoft Office, MAC preferred. Associate’s degree with 2 years of public outreach and program management experience. Transportation and land-use planning experience is a plus, along with experience in organizing and staffing special events.

This is a new, permanent position with benefits and salary commensurate with experience. Position will remain open until filled.

Please provide letter of interest and resume to: CATMA, 20 West Canal St., Suite C9, Winooski,VT 05404. Please visit our website for more information on this position and our organization at www. catmavt.org. No phone calls, please.

CATMA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Team Leader — aTwood House Seeking a dynamic individual to join our Comprehensive Care Program, serving 6-14-year-old children who are experiencing significant behavioral, emotional and psychiatric challenges. This position includes a mix of direct care, supervision and administrative tasks and is a key member of the leadership team. Responsibilities include direct supervision of SEven counselors, day-to-day operation of a six-bed residential house, budget management, scheduling, insuring compliance with agency policies and procedures, and preparing required reports. Successful candidate will have a bachelor’s degree and two years direct experience in residential treatment. Ideal candidate will demonstrate evidence of strong oral and written communication skills, problem-solving and conflict resolution skills, and organization skills.

Fulltime

Richmond’s grocery store is expanding and it’s an exciting time! We’ll be opening very soon in our brand new space.

We are seeking a FULL-TIME meat cutter. Applicants with prior experience are encouraged to apply, but experience is not required. Applicants must be comfortable working with meat products, working in a “cooler” climate and committed to serving all of our customers with only the best service. If you are interested in learning more please email or mail resume and cover letter to following: Ema il:

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Developmental Services HowardCeNTer suCCeed an innovative postsecondary program that provides comprehensive education, campus life, career development and housing services to students with developmental disabilities.

Richmond

Market & Beverage

Attn: HR, PO Box 864, Team Leaders, suCCeed (2) Richmond, VT 05477 Dynamic and creative individuals sought to be integral members of the SUCCEED Leadership team. Duties include supervision of Program and Residential Managers and Career Advisers, fiscal oversight, compliance3v-Richmond Market-meat-051910.indd 1 5/17/10 6:36:43 PM with all state and federal regulatory requirements, and liaising with community partners.

Bachelor’s degree and three years human service experience with at Shared Living Provider least two years working with individuals with developmental disabilities Opportunities required.Two or more years supervisory experience required. Fulltime with The Developmental Disabilities a comprehensive benefits package. resideNTiaL maNager— suCCeed Responsible for all aspects of student housing including ongoing leadership and supervision of residential staff, fiscal management, oversight of selfmedication program in coordination with the agency nurse, and physical environment inspections to meet all applicable housing regulations.

Bachelor’s degree in related field plus two to three years experience required. Full time with comprehensive benefits package. resideNTiaL CoordiNaTor— suCCeed Coordinate and provide independent-living, social and vocational skill development to students in an effort to maximize independence and successful community inclusion. Supervision and scheduling of staff and completion of monthly safety reviews mandatory.

Bachelor’s degree preferred, two to three years human service experience required. Full time with comprehensive benefits package.

Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities.

HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

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Service Area of HowardCenter seeks exceptional people for these two opportunities. Contact Marisa Hamilton, (802)488-6571.

ViVacious 38-year-old woman seeks a healthy person(s) to provide a home and residential support. She has a great sense of humor, loves to exercise, and enjoys a healthy lifestyle including eating well, working and regular recreational activities. Ideal candidate(s) enjoy a healthy, fitnessoriented lifestyle.

Paid roommate sought for a 26-year-old man in his Winooski, two-bedroom apartment. This avid Red Sox fan enjoys movies and sporting events. Ideal candidate is peer- age male with reliable transportation.

HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

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Burlington Electric Department is seeking to fill a full-time position that is responsible for management of all aspects of Burlington Electric Department’s servers and local- and wide-area networks, insuring the stability, integrity and efficient operation of those in-house information systems. This responsibility includes developing, configuring, maintaining, supporting and optimizing all new and existing related hardware, software and peripherals. In addition, this position is responsible for Internet connectivity, remote access and communications to wireless devices.

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Rowan Court offers great benefits, 401(k), 3 weeks of vacation and rewarding work environment.

If interested, please contact: Aleksandra Schulz, Hiring Manager 802-476-4166 For more information log onto www.reverarowancourt.com Revera Living and Rowan Court are EOE: M/F/D/V

VBT Telephone Sales Manager

ing policies and procedures, developing outbound calling/lead-generation programs and producing reports, while managing guests’ expectations.

EOE

Position requirements and qualifications: The position requires call center management experience, solid computer and typing skills, an inviting personality, strong written and oral communication skills, and attention to detail. Proven management experience is a must. The perfect candidate has a call center background and an enthusiasm for travel along with a desire to learn about history, wine and unique discovery opportunities in our many tour locations. Travel experience a plus. This position is based in our Bristol, Vt. headquarters.

COTS provides emergency shelter, services and housing for people who are without homes or who are marginally housed, with the belief that housing is a fundamental human right.

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Market Research Analyst/ Senior Sales DUTIES: 1) identify grocery industry clients; 2) work with clients to understand their online requirements; 3) demonstrate potential through census data, industry information, market trends, sales data, interviews and surveys; 4) assist in selecting correct software mix; 5) oversee implementation of online solutions.

REQUIREMENTS: 1) Bachelor’s degree or equivalent combination of education and experience in marketing, public relations or related field, and 2) 2 (2) years of experience in market research/ analysis for the online grocery industry; 3) availability for frequent travel.

SEND RESUMES TO: MyWebGrocer, attn: HR, 354 Mountain View Dr., Colchester, VT 05446, or by email to careers@ mywebgrocer.com

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Consider joining the dedicated team at COTS, and help to make a difference!

VBT offers a competitive salary and benefits package, including health, dental, life, 401(k), cafeteria plan, and a generous vacation schedule.

Please send cover letter and resume to: cjalbert@vbt.com

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Pepsi Bottling Ventures is hiring for the following positions:

Interested candidates should apply at www.pepsibottlingventures.com.

VISTA PoSITIon HouSIng ReSouRce cenTeR SecuRITy DePoSIT PRojecT SPecIAlIST The Committee on Temporary Shelter is seeking an organized, creative and self-directed individual with excellent communication and advocacy skills to help implement a Security Deposit project in the community for program participants and housing providers. The person in this position will work with case managers to identify qualified participants for the program; work with local lenders to develop a loan program; and do community outreach to housing providers.

This full-time position is a yearlong commitment beginning June 1.

Benefits include a living allowance and an education upon successful completion of the commitment. Health insurance and training are provided. School loan forbearance during the commitment may be possible.

Please, no phone calls; electronic applications preferred. Positions are open until filled. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Send cover letter and resume to: Jobs@cotsonline.org.

COTS, Human Resources, PO Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402-1616 EOE, TTY relay 1-800-545-3323

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We are a growing outpatient Physical Therapy practice looking for 2 fulltime Physical Therapists.

We have an immediate need for part-time or per diem coverage.

Our practice is a certified Postural Restoration center looking to attract like-minded professionals.

Experience in PRI is preferred but not necessary.

Submit cover letter and resume to: Jennifer Poulin PT, PRC jpoulin@poulinperformance.com

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Travel Consultants/Agents

After School Program Site Coordinators Williamstown Middle High School & Williamstown Elementary School

Six travel consultants/agents needed immediately; bonus/commissions.

Part/full-time. Will train.

2010-2011

Call Phyllis 802-343-0331.

Spirit Delivery is looking 10/5/09 for 1:12:30 PM drivers with a clean driving record to drive non-CDL 26' straight trucks. Must be able to lift and move home appliances. Pay ranges between $100-$115 per day.

Must be able to pass drug and background check.

(802) 338-9048

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2 part-time Site Coordinators wanted to manage 21st Century Community Learning Center after-school programs. (20 hours per week for each position.) Must be detail oriented, have excellent organizational, management and computer skills, be able to communicate effectively with school staff, students, families and community members, be knowledgeable about developmental and educational needs of students, and be able to manage program budget. Must possess an associate’s degree.

Send cover letter, resume, three letters of reference, transcripts and certification documents to:

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JOB OPPORTUNITIES

Nancy Chase, ONWARD! Program Director c/o Orange North Supervisory Union 111B Brush Hill Road Williamstown, VT 05679

Administrative Assistant part-time (32 hours)

Gallagher, Flynn & Company, LLP is looking for a parttime (32 hours) Administrative Assistant to work directly with various members of our staff. This position requires excellent communication and organization skills to balance multiple tasks and demands throughout the day in a fast-paced and deadline-driven environment. Requirements include: Proficiency in Microsoft Office Solid written and verbal communication skills Experience with a multiline phone system Keen attention to detail 10-key calculator experience Proofreading and correcting drafts The ideal candidate will have a minimum of a two-year degree and one year of experience in a professional office.

We offer a competitive salary.

Interested candidates should fax, email or mail their resume in confidence to: Jennifer Jeffrey Gallagher, Flynn & Company, LLP PO Box 447, Burlington, VT 05402 Fax (802) 651-7289 Email: jjeffrey@gfc.com

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Community Associates Service Coordinator Develop, coordinate and monitor supports for individuals with developmental disabilities and psychiatric diagnoses. Potential work with offender population.

Need skills and experience (3+ yrs) in this field, good boundaries, ability to identify concerns and DVANCED problem solve, excellent writing/ documentation skills, flexibility and adaptability. Qualifications also include a B.A. degree and good driving record. Benefit package includes medical, dental, life insurance, generous paid time off. 37.5 hours per week.

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Burlington,then VT office.

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PCC has been designing, developing and supporting our pediatric- specific practice management software for the last 27 years.

We recently launched a new clinical product and are excited about the demand for this software.

We offer:

We offer excellent income potential with weekly bonuses.

part-time positions • Paid vacation after 1 year • M-F, 12-9 pm, NO WEEKENDS visit www.csac-vt.org.

• Paid holidays after 90 days • $400 per week •after training + bonus program To apply you may choose to Life, vision and dental insurance plans available • Top producers making $600-$850 per weekfor achievers contact us by: • Management advancement • Full company benefits including 401K, • Email: apply@csac-vt.org • Established customer base medical & dental Monday thru Friday, 12-9 p.m., occasional Sundays • Mail: • No experience necessary CSAC Human Resources • Management opportunity We are looking for 2 highly motivated, career-oriented people 89 Main Street Middlebury, VT 05753

with good communication skills.

Looking for highly motivated, Experience in sales is helpful, but not necessary, will train the •Phone: (802) 388-6751career-oriented Ext. 425 people with good right candidates.

Equal Opportunity communication skills. For interview, Employer

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When people visit our Champlain Mill office, they almost always tell us, “I wish I could work in a place like this!” Perhaps you, too, desire the friendly, casual, hardworking, customer-supportive environment offered by our 43-employee company.

For interview call

802-652-9629.

CALL 802-652-9629.

If leaving a message, only enthusiastic people will be called back.

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SaleS Team leader The Sales Team Leader is a team-building position that offers leadership, guidance, and mentoring to rest of our sales Team while overseeing existing accounts and developing new ones. A proven track record of relationship sales and sales team building and management is required. Knowledge of the business of health care and an understanding of how information systems are applied in a health care setting is very helpful, but not required. If you’re looking for a career where you can make a difference, don’t miss this opportunity to improve the delivery of health care for children.

To learn more about PCC, and how to apply for this position, visit our website at www.pcc.com/careers. The deadline for submitting your application is May 28.

No phone calls, please.

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LAKE CHAMPL AIN COMMITTEE

Office Manager Come work for a healthier lake!

The Lake Champlain Committee (LCC), a Burlington-based bistate environmental nonprofit dedicated to lake protection, seeks a highly organized, detail-oriented, multitasking Office Manager to work in a fast-paced team environment with humor, computer and web savvy, and a commitment to our mission.

Database management and Quickbooks experience helpful. EOE For complete job description visit www.lakechamplaincommittee.org and click on Get Involved.

Email cover letter, resume and two letters of recommendation to: lorif@lakechamplaincommittee.org.

Applications due at LCC by 6 p.m. on June 2.

Accountant Democracy for America is a grassroots powerhouse working in all 50 states to change our country and the Democratic Party from the ground up.

DFA is seeking a detail-oriented, well-organized and experienced accountant to administer and manage income, expenses, employee benefits and compliance with state and federal regulations. The ideal candidate has a background in accounting and bookkeeping, is a quick study and can maintain a high level of administrative detail in a fast-paced environment.

Responsibilities include reconciliation of multiple bank accounts, preparation of cash flow projections and proper filing of IRS reports. This is the perfect position for an experienced administrator with an interest in progressive politics and a desire to develop even stronger accounting skills.

Democracy for America and this position are located in Burlington, VT. Competitive salary is commensurate with experience. Benefits include employer-paid health care, paid vacation and holidays, sick leave, a retirement plan with an employer contribution, a fun and dynamic work environment, and the chance to make real change happen.

To view the full job description, visit DemocracyforAmerica.com/jobs and to apply please email a resume and cover letter to careers@ democracyforamerica.com. DFA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The Francis Foundation Services for Children and Adults With Developmental Disabilities

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Service Coordinator (full-time position)

Looking for a kind, caring, energetic couple or single woman who wants to open their home to provide support for a woman with mild developmental disabilities.

She is very engaging, social, caring and humorous. Enjoys music and activities in the community. In addition to home supports, she also needs personal-care medical assistance.

Home should be free of smoke.

No pets, please. Preferably in Montpelier or central VT area. This opportunity offers a tax-free stipend, training and additional supports.

When people visit our Champlain Mill office, they almost always tell us, “I wish I could work in a place like this!” Perhaps you, too, desire the friendly, casual, hardworking, customer-supportive environment offered by our 43-employee company.

Please contact Becky Chadwick at The Francis Foundation, 802-229-6369 (ext. 221), to set up an interview.

This is a part-time, after hours position with the possibility of becoming full-time depending upon our needs and your interest in administrative tasks.

Francis Foundation

16 Church Street, Middlesex, VT 05602 Mental Health services for children and adults with disabilities.

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PCC has been designing, developing and supporting our pediatric- specific practice management software for the last 27 years.

We recently launched a new clinical product and are excited about the demand for this software.

Office cleaner PCC is seeking a motivated, reliable, detail-oriented person to perform the day to day cleaning and light maintenance needs for our growing office. Our ideal candidate has a passion for tidiness along with 3+ years of cleaning experience.

Commercial cleaning experience is a plus!

To learn more about PCC, and how to apply for this position, visit our website at www.pcc.com/careers. The deadline for submitting your application is May 28.

No phone calls, please.

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Two Part-Time Positions Available

College Street, Montpelier Daytime Position: Records Specialist III, flexible part-time hours.

Associate’s degree and 1-2 years of experience in relevant field required. Essential skills include excellent writing and verbal communication, exceptional attention to detail, and excellent computer skills (Word, Excel, database, data entry).

Evening Position: Administrative Assistant, Monday – Thursday, 4:30-9 p.m. with the possibility of additional hours as needed by the site. Proficient in the use of Word and Excel. Associate’s degree or high school diploma plus two years of relevant administrative experience.

Please visit www.ccv.edu for the full position requirements and application instructions. CCV offers a competitive salary with prorated paid leave.

CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements.

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EARLY CHILDHOOD TEACHER

Coordinator for STARS

Established NAEYC Accredited early (Vermont’s STepchildhood Ahead Recognition program is seeking dynamic, committed teacher to be part of our early childhood program.

System)

STARS is Vermont’s quality recognition system for early

childhood and include school-age We are seeking a Position responsibilities workingprograms. as a whoseplanning, responsibilities include promoting quality teamCoordinator member for curriculum work and programs through STARS, oversight of withcare families andeducation overall classroom management.

Full-time opportunity with benefit package.

BA/applications, and ensuring the the review of programs’ STARS BS inavailability Early Childhood or related field and Early and accuracy of STARS data.

Childhood license preferred.

Required skills include: Understanding and vision for achieving quality in early childhood and school-age settings, technological adeptness including familiarity with Word, Excel, databases andof presentation technology, ability to speak Please send resume and letters reference to: and present in public, understanding of statewide systems, ability to Search work Committee independently. Position requires travel Mary Johnson Children’s Center, throughout Vermont.

The Center is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

81 Water Street, Middlebury, VT 05753

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Join Vermont’s Fastest Growing Furniture Operation

PRESCHOOL TEACHER.

A state teaching certificate with early ed. endorsement is preferred, but we will consider the “right” person minus certification. An ability to run a top-notch program and to understand the financial aspects of early childhood education are required. Send resume, letter of interest and 3 references

by June 15 to:

COTS provides emergency shelter, services and housing for people who are without homes or who are marginally housed, with the belief that housing is a fundamental human right.

We currently have the following position openings.

Applications should be sent to Position open until filled.

STARS, Mary Johnson Children’s Center, 81 Water St., Middlebury, VT, 05753, or submitted via email to STARS@mjccvt.org. Application deadline: May 31.

Mary Johnson Children’s Center is an EOE.

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North American PlayCare is searching for a

deVelopment direCtor

sherry@ocamhs.com or Sherry L. Yandow, Executive Director North American PlayCare, Inc. 86 Lake St. Burlington, Vt 05401

familY shelter staff

Vermont-Licensed Cosmetologist and Massage Therapist.

COTS is seeking a results-driven professional to lead our talented development team.

The Development Director has the responsibility to create an annual development plan that ensures strategic revenue growth across all funding streams; to oversee and manage 2v-northamericanplaycare-051910.indd 1 5/17/10 6:11:08 PM major fundraising events and grant writing; to design and implement a public education and media plan; and to lead and manage a creative, talented development team.

The successful candidate will bring commitment to our mission along with five years of successful development Waterfalls Day Spa experience; outstanding writing and presentation skills; is looking to fill seasonal spa positions at proven ability to plan campaigns; and the ability to lead and manage a creative team of successful fundraisers. Experience Basin Harbor Club. We are looking for a with social media tools and knowledge of our community will dual-certified be helpful.

We have full-time Staff positions in our Family Shelter.

Responsibilities include working with families in shelter to maintain a safe and supportive living environment. The abilities to multitask, to work independently and to work as a part of a team are necessary. Strong communication skills and crisis management skills are a must. Experience providing direct human services is preferred.

Part-time seasonal position begins mid to late May and ends in September.

Please email resume and cover letter to waterfallsdayspa@gmail.com.

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COTS has an opening for evening Shelter Staff in our Single2v-Waterfalls-050510 1 5/3/10 5:22:32 PM Adult Shelter. Shelter Staff responsibilities include maintaining Help a safe and supportive environment while building trusting relationships with individuals transitioning from homelessness Wanted to housing. The ability to work independently as well as part of a committed team is necessary. Strong communication Experience preferred. and crisis management skills are a must. Experience working in homeless direct service preferred.

HELP WANTED Salespeople Warehouse Staff Office Personnel

COTS provides a very complete benefits package including health, dental, retirement program, short-term disability, an Employee Assistance Program and generous paid time off.

Email resume to: dwalsh@furniturevt.com

Owned by Vermonters.

Run by Vermonters.

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Send resume to: Ashley Furniture, 320 Pioneer Drive, Williston, VT 05495

Please, no phone calls; electronic applications preferred.

Positions are open until filled.

EOE. Send cover letter and resume to:

Jobs@cotsonline.org or COTS, Human Resources PO Box 1616, Burlington, VT 05402-1616 EOE,TTY relay 1-800-545-3323

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Line Cooks Prep Cooks

to work in a fast-paced restaurant. Competitive wages and excellent work environment.

Apply in person at:

Maple Tree Place, Williston, VT 879-9492

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The Sugarman is seeking to employ a full-time professional, motivated and reliable individual who strives to be The Hospital Diversion program of NFI Vermont is seeking an Awake a part of a team atmosphere and Overnight Counselor. As a community alternative to psychiatric is not afraid of challenge. Position hospitalization, Hospital Diversion provides crisis stabilization, focuses primaraly on sales and comprehensive clinical assessment, individual and family treatment, requires time-management skills, and discharge planning in a small, safe residential setting. The Awake August 2010 Openings telephone skills, sales and marketOvernight Counselor provides supervision and support to the youth ing experience, business knowlSmall, coed boarding school (grades 9-12) serving students who during the sleeping hours. If you are interested in gaining some practical Small co-ed boarding school (grades 9-12) serving students who are edge, and computer knowledge. are bright,and creative andwho quirky, have struggled othersettings, school experience in the human services field, this is a fantastic opportunity.

Benefits are offered after probabright, creative quirky, havewho struggled in other in school Bachelor’s degree preferred. Superior interpersonal skills and ability to settings, and who are now looking for success in school and tionary period. Please send resume and who are now looking for success in school and life. life. function in a team atmosphere a must. Position is 30 hours a week with a and salary requirements. comprehensive benefits package.

MATH TEACHER / MAC COMPUTER SUPPORT PERSON: FullThe Sugarman of Vermont time job that is three-quarters math teacher (including a range of duties) Please submit a cover letter and resume to christineciavola@nafi.com PO Box 1060 Responsibilities include: supervision of support. sports, meals, student and one-quarter Mac computer network tech We are looking for a or mail to Christine Kubacz, 486 Main St., Winooski, VT 05404.

Hardwick, VT 05843 activities, weekend outings, small group meetings and person who has experience teaching math, energy, patience, student a sense of 802-472-9891 are looking who has energy, patience, and theWe desire to teachfor to aa person broad range of skill levels, from athose ksedutto@sugarmanofvermont.com humor,chores.

WWW.NAFI.COM www.sugarmanofvermont.com who struggle math to the highly accomplished students.

Benefits include sense ofwith humor and desire to help guide young people through livablethe wage, full benefits (including adolescence retirement),into greatadulthood. combination of challenges of transforming independence anddegree support, and great colleagues.

Please visit our website Bachelor’s required.

Live-in female position.

Benefits to learn about Rock Point School.

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Awake Overnight Counselor - Hospital Diversion

DORMITORY COUNSELOR

include: full benefits, great combination of independence and support, livable wage,and andletter greattocolleagues.

Please send résumé John Rouleau, Headmaster

is seeking a full-time PSYCHOTHERAPIST to provide individual and group psychotherapy to a small caseload of clients in a comprehensive mental health program serving young adults with dual-diagnosis.

Must be able to work in a collaborative style with other members of a multidisciplinary treatment team; must have communication, relationship and clinical skills.

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After whiling away a lazy Saturday afternoon, I arrived at Café Shelburne for the first time, joined by my friend Danielle, a good 10 minutes before our 7:45 p.m. reservation. Our table was ready and waiting, and we settled into a cozy booth in the back of the French restaurant, greeted by a yellow daffodil on the table.

Patterned curtains on every window and tables flickering in candlelight made me feel more like I was tucked away in a rustic country house.

I started off with the soupe de tomate.

It doesn’t sound glamorous, but the spicy warmth of the creamy purée stole the show. My bowl arrived sans soup, with tiny little garlic croutons sprinkled around a generous dollop of Vermont goat cheese.

Our server poured in the hot red liquid from a white tureen. Each spoonful had a delicate crouton crunch, and the melting goat cheese spread all over the bowl.

The homemade potato gnocchi followed, shapely soft and fluffy nuggets served with wilted spinach, asparagus, peas, carrots and broccoli, with a light tomato coulis. We were stuffed halfway through our plates — Danielle was working on the tender confit de canard, following a delicate goat-cheese ravioli appetizer — but we had to forge on to dessert. For her, it was “les trois petits pots” — melt-in-your-mouth vanilla, espresso and chocolate crème brûlée — while I finished with the “fondant aux trois chocolats,” three kinds of light mousse served over a frothy, citrusy crème anglaise.

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I had forgotten what an easy drive it is to Mary’s Restaurant at The Inn at Baldwin Creek in Bristol. Since I live in Hinesburg, it’s a straight shot down Route 116. Before I knew it, we were seated in the “summer kitchen” with its exposed beams, stone fireplace and two full walls of windows.

I thought I knew exactly what I’d order, as I’d pored over the fixed-price menu a few times before I made my reservation. But when I arrived, I discovered another entrée had been added to the list of options: Chef-owner Doug Mack was offering his version of veal scallopini using local meat from the Crawford Family Farm in Whiting.

I started my meal with his signature cream of garlic soup. As always, it was the perfect consistency and combination of garlic and cream. You can get it by the quart — to go — for future garlic fixes.

Had I called it quits after round one, I would have been completely satisfied, but I happily went on to savor the veal scallopini, lightly pounded and sautéed with mushrooms and artichoke hearts.

It was very tender and had just the right amount of flavor to make it the perfect spring dish.

I closed my dining adventure with a warm, flourless chocolate cake with crème anglaise. The Callebaut chocolate had my endorphins doing a jig, and it left me wondering when my next dance at Mary’s might be. All it took was a little nudge to get me to rediscover one of my favorite Vermont restaurants.

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f there’s any theme to be gleaned from food-related bills the state legislature passed this year, it may be this: 2010 was all about protecting Vermont’s brand.

From slaughterhouses to farmers markets — to that little “Vermont Seal of Quality” sticker found on some local food products — this was a year when promoting and safeguarding Vermont’s food brand was in the spotlight.

With the session over and lawmakers back home in their districts, we offer a partial roundup of food- and agriculture-related bills passed (and not passed) by the legislature this year.

Some have already become law, while others await a signature or veto from the governor.

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The “farmers market bill” (H.725) would create a legal definition of a bona fide farmers market and authorize the Vermont Farmers’ Market Association (VFMA) to develop minimum standards and best practices for markets seeking membership. It passed the House and Senate but hasn’t been signed by the governor.

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Vermont’s image was sullied last fall when Bushway Packing slaughterhouse SATURDAY in Grand Isle was shut down for disturbBreakfast 6:30-11 AM • Dinner 5-10 PM ing acts of animal cruelty. Day-old veal calves, often too weak to stand or walk, were seen in an undercover Humane Who loves too.12:13:21 PM Society video being dragged, kicked and 12v-harpers041410.indd 1 4/9/10 9:20:29 12v-vietnamrestaurant031710.indd AM a Garden loves a1Greenhouse, 3/15/10 — Wm. Cowper skinned alive in the slaughter plant.

Lawmakers arrived at the capitol promising action that would avert such Annuals & Perennials from the familiar abuse in the future and harshly punish to the seldom seen those found responsible.

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The law would also raise criminal fines for animal abuse from $50 and $100 per violation to $1000, $5000 and $10,000. Some legislators favored even steeper fines and the installation of video cameras in slaughter plants where abuse occurred. But lawmakers settled on a ... there are no rules! When you rate restaurants compromise that imposes lower fines on 7 Nights, you become a member of Bite Club. and gives the agriculture secretary the You’ll receive a weekly e-newsletter with offers, option — but not a mandate — to order invitations to tastings and our weekly poll. Read cameras installed in offending plants. a sneak peek of food stories from the upcoming Why the compromise?

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slaughterhouse. (The Bushway incident is being investigated for criminal violations, but no one’s been charged as of yet.)

The bill would also create a new state board to advise on livestock policy, the Livestock Care Standards Advisory Council. (This body is controversial; animal rights groups say it is stacked with industry reps.) Lastly, the livestock bill would create an agricultural development board to pursue agriculture as economic development policy, and it would establish a development director position.

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“It’s a fairly low bar,” says Rep. Will Stevens (I-Shoreham), who coauthored the bill, of the new legal definition. “It’s any market that meets regularly with at least two produce vendors selling their own product.”

With the number of farmers markets increasing in Vermont, from 35 to 80 in the past 10 years, Stevens, an organic farmer himself, says the goal is to ensure they remain high-quality events.

Sticker Shock

jars by 2012; and infant formula or baby food in cans by 2014. Carbine says the bill protects families and “sends a powerful message to the chemical industry that Vermont will not stand for toxins being used in the products that we eat and drink from every day.”

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Start chugging! Gov. Douglas recently signed a bill (H. 772) that will let rail travelers sample locally made beer and wine on the Green Mountain Railroad’s short jaunts from White River Junction to Thetford. Historically, those tastings were difficult to get permits for. The bill also permits hotels to offer minibars in guest rooms (that was illegal?) and raises the cost of beer-keg deposits.

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Likewise, a proposed soft-drink tax (H.660) would have imposed Vermont’s 6 percent sales tax on soft drinks — which, like grocery store food, aren’t currently taxed. The “soft drink” definition would have extended to any nonalcoholic drink containing natural or artificial sweeteners, but not to beverages containing milk, milk products, soy, rice or “similar milk substitutes,” or at least 50 percent fruit or veggie juice.

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Farms aren’t regulated under Act 250, Vermont’s strict land-use law, but large-scale compost operations can be.

That currently places farms that run compost facilities turning food waste into usable soil in a problematic gray area. The so-called composting bill (H.614) would solve the problem by explicitly exempting certain types of composting activities from the Act 250 permit process.

It would also make it easier for municipalities to do larger-scale composting, says Brian Moyer, executive director of Rural Vermont. Moyer says both

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Following the lead of Connecticut, Minnesota and other states, the Vermont House and Senate passed a bill banning bisphenol A, or BPA, a toxic chemical found in the lining of most food and beverage cans. BPA is a synthetic estrogen that’s been linked in studies to serious health effects — and was recently named a “chemical of concern” by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency.

Vermont’s BPA ban is one of the

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farmers and environmental groups saw the need to clarify the compost laws, but had a slight “fear factor” around the final product.

“There was a fear from the environmental side that those amounts are too large and we could potentially have environment damage” from compost, Moyer says. “There’s a fear from the agricultural side that this is a toehold of Act 250 into agriculture. So everyone is kind of holding their nose and hoping for the best.”

Moyer hopes the bill would help local farms survive by giving them another revenue source, namely selling compost. Douglas has yet to sign or veto the bill, which would require a status report in two years and sunset after four.

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The “Vermont Seal of Quality” sticker — the one adorning some Vermontmade food products, from eggs to maple syrup — was the subject of controversy this year when Agriculture Secretary Roger Allbee suspended the program because of difficulty monitoring it. Few producers were using the seal and the requirements for obtaining it couldn’t be enforced for quality assurance.

But some lawmakers revolted and found money to keep the program alive. Even with the state $155 million in the hole, the so-called “jobs bill” (S.288) found $50,000 to continue and better enforce the sticker program. The bill requires the ag secretary to design a third-party verification system whereby a “qualified, independent person or entity” would inspect food products to ensure they were produced in Vermont.

strongest in the country, says Charity Carbine of Vermont Public Interest Research Group (VPIRG), which lobbied hard for the bill. If signed into law, it will prohibit the manufacture, sale and distribution of the following products made with BPA: reusable food and beverage containers (such as Tupperware, baby bottles and sports bottles) by July 2012; infant formula or baby food in plastic

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“If a flea market has a produce vendor, they could call themselves a farmers market,” Stevens says. “[This bill] could limit crafts at farmers markets to limit the flea market feel. It could deal with food safety and say that anyone selling baked goods and products has to have a certified inspection.”

While that bill was sprouting, the House Committee on Corrections and Institutions put $25,000 aside for a farmers market “infrastructure” grant program. Most farmers markets are notfor-profit operations, Stevens says, so all the money they make goes to operating expenses — they can’t bank any of it for the little enhancements that enable them to grow.

“For a market to go from Point A to Point B, it typically involves some sort of infrastructure improvement,” Stevens says. “That might be a permanent sign, or something to draw more customers or vendors. To me, what’s exciting about this is, it helps put farmers markets into the economic development sphere.”

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Orange is Weisman’s second solo album. It was released in February by Davis’ label, Autumn Records. It is a collection of acoustic-guitar instrumentals and folk songs that sound like John Fahey jamming with a quieter version of Daniel Johnston.

“You listen to that music and you’re, like, ‘Holy shit,’” says Burlington musician and producer Ryan Power, who has known Weisman for nearly 15 years. “It has all these little melodies traversing in all these different directions. It’s very complex and beautiful.”

The album is pastoral, even mystical.

It sounds like it was conceived in a cabin in the woods. Perhaps Joanna Newsom was there. The music gathers around Weisman’s harmonically inventive fingerpicking on acoustic guitars and his unadorned, emotionally vulnerable falsetto to create tiny confessionals outside of time. It’s a stark contrast to his previous solo album, Spiritual Sci-Fi. “With Spiritual Sci-Fi, there’s a ton of electronics, a lot of computer work, really highly detailed editing and processing and stuff,” says Davis over a pot of tea in Burlington. “I think for Orange he kind of stripped that stuff away and just focused on having really solid, strong tunes and letting those speak for themselves.”

According to Weisman, the albums reflect the way his life has changed.

“When I did Spiritual Sci-Fi, I was

going home every day and going into a studio in the bedroom and using that as a creative place where I could invent things and just go as far as I wanted with recording,” he says. “The last couple years I’ve been living off the grid and haven’t had a studio at all, so I wanted to figure out a way to do music that wasn’t about that.”

Weisman’s life as a 21st-century hermit is featured in a short documentary called Field Guide to a New England LifeHis childhood friend Kalim Armstrong shot the doc as part of his MFA program at Hunter College. In the film, Weisman explains that he decided to live by himself so that he could focus on reading books and playing the guitar.

In an early scene, he says that people ask him how he can be comfortable spending so much time alone. His insight? “They’re imagining how uncomfortable they would be just having to entertain themselves.” He goes on to describe how uncomfortable he can be with people, and how, perhaps, he’s simply avoiding his own fears by living alone. His self-awareness is a central theme of the film.

In another scene he admits it’s easier to focus on songwriting when there’s no electricity; otherwise he would be con-

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stantly distracted, checking to see if anyone sent him a message on his computer. Moments later, he’s shown playing a type of harp he built using a wooden wine box. It has a floating bridge and is tuned to a Chinese scale.

When he plays it, the sound is utterly foreign and beautiful.

When Weisman does get out, the results can be wildly different. Sometimes he plays small record stores or bars. But last year he was invited to play a benefit gig at a tiny performance space in New York City. The headliners were Dirty Projectors — and BjÖrk. Understandably, he describes the air that night as being “magic flavored.”

For a guy who has made some impressive connections in whatever the music industry is these days — Banhart recently signed to Warner Brothers and Dirty Projectors are red hot right now — Weisman’s attitude about self-promotion is appropriate for a farmer who rides a bike to work. He isn’t on Facebook. He doesn’t Twitter, offer free downloads, or send promos to blogs or music critics. And you’ve seen his press photo.

“I think partially because I don’t make a living from music, I’ve never had the sense that I needed to be successful at it,” Weisman says with characteristic — and refreshing — honesty. “I don’t have any pressure to sell records, really. That’s a wonderful thing, I think.”

That philosophy could work out well for his next album, but Weisman is eternally optimistic. Right now he’s working on a collection of 18 locked grooves. Picture the way a needle travels on a vinyl record: It starts out at the edge of the disc, and slowly winds its way inward. A locked groove is a concentric circle stamped into vinyl instead of a spiral. Each groove plays 1.8 seconds of music — over and over — until you lift the needle and move it to the next groove. Weisman says the project has a loose nature theme, “or something.”

The inevitable question comes up: How many people are going to listen to a record of 1.8-second compositions?

“I think that it’s a pretty big audience, in a weird way,” says Weisman.

“There are definitely people buying experimental records. I think it’s fun to play music that a lot of different people will hear, and just continue to do things that are fun and interesting, and not worry about trying to stick to any one thing.” m

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About a month ago, I wrote a quick rant concerning my disdain for compiling club listings [“Soundbites,” April 14, 2010]. Now, while it’s true the skull-crushing boredom of that particular little task isn’t exactly my favorite part of being “Dan Bolles, that guy from the Seven Days,” I feel as though I should point out that my diatribe was (mostly) facetious. “Hate” is such a strong word. Besides, my actual least favorite part of the job is when people refer to the paper as “the Seven Days.” Do you see a “the” in our logo? Hmm? Man, I hate that.

Anyway, the reason I bring it up is that I have received more feedback and offhand comments about that one little paragraph than pretty much anything else I’ve written since. It never ceases to amaze me what fires y’all up. But … really? Sometimes I think I should just scrap the music content in this column and write a personal diary every week. Which reminds me…

Last week, while I was, ahem, compiling club listings, I stumbled onto an entry for J.P. and the Tough Choices on the Langdon Street Café website for Thursday, May 20.

It reads: J.P. Harris and the Tough Choices play Country-Goddamned-Music. Period.

Following that, the entry features a prickly, rambling, paragraph-long rant about the sad state of modern country music and how Hank Williams and Buck Owens must be rolling in their graves. Honestly, it reads like something I might have written. Except for the grammatical errors. And the fact that

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Now, I should point out that bands offer to buy me beer all the time — usually in the form of harmless passing lines, like, “Hey, Dan! Come check out my band [insert name] tonight at [insert club]. Beers on me!” (Just for the record, I almost never accept, even if I do go to the show. If I did, I’d probably develop a worse drinking problem. Moving on…)

What’s unusual is how The Tough Choices (or LSC) went about getting my attention. Knowing I use the LSC website to pull their weekly listings, and knowing how tedious I find the task to be, they blindsided me at precisely the right moment. It was a brilliant maneuver, really. I could overlook an email. A press release would read like, well, a press release. But I literally stared at that sentence for three minutes. Then I burst out laughing.

Then I checked out their band.

J.P. Harris & The Tough Choices do indeed play Country-Goddamned-Music, and they play it goddamned well. I’m not sure Hank woulda done it that way, necessarily. But I bet he’d approve — I know his grandson would. The Brattleboro-based band trades in no-frills, shit-kickin’ honkytonk. The kind of music best played behind the safety of chicken wire, and best listened to on a cracklin’ AM station at three in the morning with a belly full of bourbon. Or free beer.

Sadly, I’ll be away this Thursday when the band sidles up to the stage at LSC. But I have a feeling we’ll meet again. And when we do, beers are on me, boys.

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• They’re baaaack! This Thursday at Halvorson’s, Friends of Joe, the longrunning weekly tribute to the late, great Big Joe Burrell, return for another season of high-octane, star-studded blues jams.

Kicking off the season is none other than Dave Grippo.

• The countdown to Jazz Fest continues.

We’re now just a shade over two weeks out, but the good folks at BDJF are still announcing new shows. The latest additions include Parisian guitar virtuoso Stephane Wrembel, who will join Vermont’s own Jamie Masefield and Brad Perry to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the birth of gypsy-jazz legend Django Reinhardt at the FlynnSpace (June 7).

Also recently added are Afro-Björk funk outfit Rubblebucket, who will heat up Nectar’s on Wednesday, June 9.

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• You know summer is around the corner when Ed Dufresne announces the preliminary lineup for his Northeast Kingdom Music Festival. This year’s fest — the eighth annual — will be held August 6 and 7 at the Chilly Ranch in Albany Among the 18 bands scheduled to appear are such Dan Bolles-approved fare as The Low Anthem, Brown Bird, O’Death, The Two Man Gentlemen Band and Holy Ghost Tent Revival. Tickets go on sale this Friday. Visit www.NEKMF.com for more details and ticket vendor locations.

• Burlington’s original punk rockers The Wards invited me to a semi-secret show this Saturday with J. Willis Pratt.

Unfortunately, I can neither attend nor tell you where it is. However, I can tell you that the band is finishing up work on a new album, which should be out (relatively) soon. Stay tuned.

• Welcome back, Mickey Western. The Burlington-based psychedelic folk outfit has been MIA for what seems like forever — presumably holed up in their native Gringolandia. Catch them at Langdon Street Café this Tuesday.

• This just in: The Josh Brooks Band shall henceforth be known as Grant Black.

That is all.

• Had a nice chat with local trombone ace Dan Silverman the other day. He’s put a new group together called The Sixth Finger, which he likens to early Ornette Coleman. They’ll be at the Block Gallery in Winooski this Friday.

• Tough break for the fourth annual Women Who Rock battle at the Higher Ground Ballroom this Sunday. Next door in the Showcase Lounge, the region’s marquee juke joint is hosting a “Lost” series finale party.

• Yes, really.

• Last but not least, the local rock lock of the week: speedwestern revivalists Waylon Speed and up-and-coming surf punks Torpedo Rodeo at Nectar’s Saturday night.

Dept. of Corrections

Last week’s music section was, for lack of a better phrase — and trust me, I tried to find one — seriously fucked up. And not in the typical snark-laden, caffeine-addled way it usually is. I mean, like, profoundly screwy.

Due to a production slipup, the lead page of the section never actually made it to the press. As such, y’all probably didn’t see the nifty feature story about local hardcore band Unrestrained and the New England bicycle tour they recently embarked upon. [“Pedals to the Metal,” May 12, 2010].

Obviously, I’m biased here, since I wrote that story. But I thought it was pretty good.

At the very least, it was an interesting read about a very talented band doing something fairly well out of the ordinary — especially considering their genre. So, if you can, check it out online. And keep an eye out for the band when they get back to town. I guarantee they will have some cool stories to tell. I know this because of the cool stories they told me that I tried to tell you.

Sigh…

Anyway, I’d like to take the opportunity to publicly apologize to Unrestrained. We goofed. Everyone here at 7D sincerely regrets the omission and wishes you all the best on your latest adventure. Pedal safely, boys.

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Self-described “funk” bands are as pervasive an epidemic as childhood obesity nowadays.

And to combat either, certain commonsense precautions should be taken. For example, if the primary ingredient is corn syrup, don’t consider it fruit juice. Likewise, if an up-tempo rock band incorporates a few jazz chords, keyboards and a saxophone, don’t call it funk. The genre catchall is often misused as a low-cal substitute for jam on many bands’ sonic menus. That’s especially true in Vermont, thanks to a traditional musical cuisine defined by, well, “seaphood.”

However, while Bridge to Nowhere,, the debut EP from Middlebury’s Fat Baby, might not offer much nutritional substance in the way of true “funk,” it’s still tasty.

Snug rock instrumentation is Fat Baby’s musical foundation. Blues-rock, pop-rock, contemporary rock; the band bears shades of each. But calling this baby a funk outfit — as the quintet does on its MySpace page — would necessitate a diaper change. The players exchange solos and charismatic, pop-enthused lead vocal duties throughout the EP. But the only thing funky here is how difficult it can be to decipher just what this

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The ode to “Laura,” the EP’s introductory track, seemingly has something to do with a woman, but lead vocals yield almost immediately to an enveloping whirl of theatrical rock orchestration. It is vaguely reminiscent of Billy Joel’s 1981 live album Songs in the Attic, or, to return to the culinary theme, early Meatloaf.

Similarly muddled vocals give way to rousing saxophone and electric-guitar solos on the EP’s second and title track, compliments of Taylor Smith (sax) and Aaron Krivitzky (guitar). The instrumental play is so impressive that, like an overstimulated infant, one quickly forgets the task at hand — in this case, deciphering the first verse. Inventive instrumental stanzas, coupled with the percussive stylings of drummer Matt Vaughn, make this Bridge’s highest point.

Fat Baby is nonetheless guilty of that mortal jam-band sin: playing with their food. Or, rather, becoming engrossed in showcasing their instrumental gifts at the expense of substantive narrative composition. The band chews through tracks such as “Am I Gettin’ Through Yeah” and “On My Way” as if they are simply clearing their plates in anticipation of dessert — i.e., killer solos. That strategy can light up a room, but it comes across as harried in the confines of an EP.

All told, Bridge to Nowhere is a nice appetizer from a quintet with the chops to supplement any musical diet. And if they learn to eat their veggies, Fat Baby could eventually grow up to build a bridge that leads, well, somewhere. They play this Saturday at The Monkey House in Winooski.

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Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony Santor Group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3.

RASPUTIN’S: 101 Thursdays with Pres & DJ Dan (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

RED SQUARE: Selector Dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free.

A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Cre8 (house), 9 p.m., Free.

R’ RÁ IRISH PUB: Longford Row (Irish), 8 p.m., Free.

THE SCUFFER STEAK & ALE HOUSE: PJ Davidian Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE: Lokum (World), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

central

GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN: Thirsty Thursday Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: K. Lowell Lander (country), 8 p.m., Donations. JP & The Tough Choices (country), 8:30 p.m., Donations.

champlain valley

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Gabe Jarrett & Friends (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: DJ Jam Man (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

northern

BEE’S KNEES: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

THE BREWSKI: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free.

All Day (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

CLAIRE’S RESTAURANT & BAR: Tiffany Pfeiffer & the Discarnate Band (neo-soul), 7:30 p.m., Free.

PARKER PIE CO.: The Plankhouse Band (folk), 7:30 p.m., Free.

NECTAR’S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Blues for Breakfast (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $5.

regional

ON TAP: Radio Flyer (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

MONOPOLE: Peacock Tunes & Trivia, 5 p.m., Free.

MONOPOLE DOWNSTAIRS: Gary Peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free.

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke with Ben Bright and Ashley Kollar, 6 p.m., Free. Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYCE (Top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free.

TABU CAFÉ AND NIGHTCLUB: Karaoke Night with Sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

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NIGHTCRAWLERS: Alter Ego (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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PARK PLACE TAVERN: Run for Cover (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: The Just Desserts (world), 7 p.m., Free. Red Lanterns (indie folk), 8:15 p.m., Free. The New Heaven and the New Earth (chamber folk), 9:30 p.m., Free. Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 11 p.m., Free.

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RASPUTIN’S: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: Rick Redington (rock), 6 p.m., Free. Grippo Funk Band (funk), 9 p.m., $3. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Stavros (house), 9 p.m., $3.

burlington area

RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free.

THE BLOCK GALLERY: The Sixth Finger (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5.

FRANNY O’S: Smokin’ Gun (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.

GREEN ROOM: DJ Francise (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Movement of the People: The Fela Kuti Project, Evan Crandle & the Too Hot to Handle (funk, world), 8:30 p.m., $10/12. AA. JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

MONKEY HOUSE: The Feverbreakers, Grace Kelly

R’ RÁ IRISH PUB: DJ Johnny Utah (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE: The Michele Fay Band (folk), 9 p.m., $5.

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GUSTO’S: The Complaints (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Honky Tonk Happy Hour with Mark LeGrand & His Lovesick Band (country), 6 p.m., Donations. Rachael Rice & the Cosmic Americans (country), 9 p.m., Free.

THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: Rise Up Sound (reggae), 9:30 p.m., Free.

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THU., JUNE 10 // JASON KAO HWANG [JAZZ]

Yin and Yang Violinist

JASON KAO HWANG

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jazz with near unparalleled elegance. His graceful compositions — most notably, his exquisite 2005 chamber opera, The Floating Box, A Story in Chinatown — explore the beauty and hidden symmetry of seemingly opposing forces and ideals: light and dark; East and West; old and new. Thursday, June 10, he’ll appear at the FlynnSpace, with his acclaimed quartet EDGE, as part of the 2010 Burlington Discover Jazz Festival.

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51 MAIN: Miles Donohue (jazz), 9 p.m., Free.

CITY LIMITS: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free.

ON THE RISE BAKERY: The Steph Pappas Experience (rock), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 9 p.m., $3.

northern

BEE’S KNEES: Cosa Buena (Latin jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

THE BREWSKI: The Hamiltones (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Mud City Ramblers (bluegrass), 9:30 p.m., Free.

regional

MONOPOLE: Shameless Strangers (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Benjamin Bright (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free.

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burlington area

242 MAIN: Josh’s Metal Birthday with Nathruzym, Mythology and more (metal), 7 p.m., $7. AA. BACKSTAGE PUB: General Lee (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

BANANA WINDS CAFÉ & PUB: Karaoke, 8 p.m., Free.

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BLUEBIRD TAVERN: Piano Jazz, 9 p.m., Free.

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CLUB METRONOME: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

7:30 p.m., $10.

MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: The Trio featuring Paul Cassarino, Tracie Cassarino & Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

MONKEY HOUSE: Something With Strings, Fat Baby (bluegrass, jam), 9 p.m., $5.

NECTAR’S: Adam King (solo acoustic), 7 p.m., Free. Waylon Speed, Torpedo Rodeo (surf-punk, speedwestern), 9 p.m., $5.

NIGHTCRAWLERS: Sturcrazie (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

ON TAP: The Growlers (blues), 6 p.m., Free. A House on Fire (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Less Digital, More Manual: Record Club, 3 p.m., Free. Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 5 p.m., Free. Derek Pritzl (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Wooden Dinosaur (folk), 8:15 p.m., Free. Folk Heroes (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Villanelles, The Lost Boys (indie), 11 p.m., Free.

RASPUTIN’S: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Hi8us (funk), 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE: McDermott & Son (Americana), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

central

GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN: Mind Trap (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

GUSTO’S: Melonheads (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: The Just Desserts (world), 9 p.m., Donations.

POSITIVE PIE 2: The Mumbles (pop), 10 p.m., $5.

THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: Shed Band (blues), 9 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

51 MAIN: Anthony Santor Group (jazz), 9 p.m., Free.

FRANNY O’S: Unusual Suspects (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.

CITY LIMITS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

GREEN ROOM: Envy with 2K Deep (house), 10 p.m., Free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: DJ Jam Man (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Savoy Brown, Deep Freyed (blues rock), 8 p.m., $20/23.

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northern

JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

THE LIVING ROOM: Rebecca Padula (folk),

BEE’S KNEES: The Heckhounds (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

THE BREWSKI: Sweet & Lowdown (rock), 9 p.m., $2.

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Monopole: Eat Sleep Funk (funk), 10 p.m., Free.

Tabu Café and nighTClub: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

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burlington area

1/2 lounge: Funhouse with DJs Rob Douglas, Moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free.

radio bean: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. Seth Gallant (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

Honky-Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. red Square: Upsetta International with Super K (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.

central

Charlie o’S: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. langdon STreeT Café: Caitlin Canty (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Donations. Mickey Western (psychedelic folk), 9 p.m., Donations.

The bloCk gallery: Open Mic, 1:30 p.m., Free.

Main STreeT grill & bar: Elle Carpenter (pop), 7 p.m., Free.

higher ground ballrooM: Women Who Rock (rock), 7 p.m., $10. AA.

Slide brook lodge & Tavern: Tattoo Tuesdays with Andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.

higher ground ShowCaSe lounge: “Lost”: The Finale Party, 7:30 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

neCTar’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free. radio bean: Caitlin Canty (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Glasgow (rock), 8:15 p.m., Free. Rio Bravo! (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

51 Main: Quizz Night (trivia), 7 p.m., Free.

Two broTherS Tavern: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

northern

red Square: Side Pony with Myra Flynn & Gregory Douglass (’80s covers), 8 p.m., Free.

bee’S kneeS: Jay Ekis (rock), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

northern

The hub pizzeria & pub: Rick Cole (solo acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

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bee’S kneeS: Dave Keller (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

olive ridley’S: Relay for Life Benefit, 2 p.m., Donations.

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burlington area

1/2 lounge: Heal-In Sessions with Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

Club MeTronoMe: S.I.N. Mondays with DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free.

Monkey houSe: Waylon Speed, Sidecar Tragedy (rock), 9 p.m., $5. neCTar’S: The ConTRIBUTErs (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. pariMa Main STage: Jazzed Up Mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., Free (18+). radio bean: The Back Pockets (indie folk), 6 p.m., Free. Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.

rozzi’S lakeShore Tavern: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free. ruben JaMeS: Why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

central

langdon STreeT Café: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

burlington area

franny o’S: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. leunig’S biSTro & Café: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. lifT: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

ManhaTTan pizza & pub: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

Miguel’S on Main: Dawna Hammers (bossa & blues), 7 p.m., Free.

The Monkey houSe: Familiar Strangers (blues rock), 9 p.m., Free. neCTar’S: The Dirk Quinn Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. on Tap: Pine Street Jazz (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. radio bean: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free. red Square: Evenkeel (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

central

green MounTain Tavern: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free.

The laMb abbey: Guitar Sam Jam, 8 p.m., $5. langdon STreeT Café: Voltaic/Harmonic: Electronica Showcase (live electronica), 8 p.m., Donations.

Slide brook lodge & Tavern: Open Jam, 9 p.m., Free.

Club MeTronoMe: Bass Culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free.

on The riSe bakery: Open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free.

leunig’S biSTro & Café: Juliet McVicker (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

Two broTherS Tavern: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

lifT: Karaoke … with a Twist, 9 p.m., Free.

northern

burlington area

The Monkey houSe: Hip-Hop Open Mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., Free.

MonTy’S old briCk Tavern: Open Mic Night, 6 p.m., Free. neCTar’S: The Book ‘em Blues Band (blues), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. pariMa aCouSTiC lounge: Poe Jam with Dug Nap (poetry), 9 p.m., $1.

CiTy liMiTS: Karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

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bee’S kneeS: Acoustasonics (electro-acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

The Shed reSTauranT and brewery: Abby Jenne & the Enablers (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

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Monopole: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.m

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Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

The brewSki: Jason Wedlock (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

War and Pieces

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on’t expect to sit idly by at a Dartmouth College contemplation of war this week. Twelve sketches by students and faculty members in Viscera: Echoes of War explore the subject in a multimedia dance-theater piece — and one scene makes the audience part of the show. In it, a 3-D, digitally animated skeleton encourages spectators to remotely zap performers, video-game style. Other acts are tamer but just as evocative: The words of soldiers, politicians, filmmakers and philosophers narrate dances jazzed up with lights and projections. Together, the show strives to bring the impact of war back into the spotlight. “We live in a time when body bags are no longer shown on the evening news,” says codirector Ford Evans, “and communities can be bombed by ... someone halfway around the globe.”

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Blooming Business It’s late May; how green are your thumbs? If your lawn is only pushing up dandelions, the annual Bloomtime Festival & Plant Sale boasts enough blossoming scenery to spur you into action. A collaboration of the Friends of the UVM Horticulture Farm and the Burlington Garden Club, this fresh-air fest allows flora fans views of rhododendrons, lilacs and crab apples galore. Traipse along a guided tour at noon or 1 p.m. to explore the Bartlett Brook watershed or the farm’s collections and research areas, respectively. Or, stock up on thriving crops at a plant sale with more than 1000 donated annuals, perennials and shrubs for grabs. A silent auction supports the BGC’s scholarships and community garden projects — and an 11 a.m. dance on the grass by On the COURTESY OF JENNIFE R MILLS Border Morris truly celebrates nature. Now, that’s flower power.

Friday, May 21, and Saturday, May 22, 8 p.m., and Sunday, May 23, 2 p.m., at Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. $5-14.

Info, 603-646-2422. hop.dartmouth.edu

Home Run How does a logger come into play at a musical performance? Just wait and see, when it’s The Logger — aka Vermont entertainer, actor, writer and jack-of-all-trades Rusty DeWees. He brings his Green Mountain State brand of wit and charm to the Hinesburg Artist Series spring concert this week. The umbrella organization for the South County Chorus, Hinesburg Community Band and a cappella group In Accord, HAS holds a vernal show every year — but a headlining guest artist is new, notes band and board member Allyson Myers. DeWees joins forces with the band in a narration of Randol Alan Bass’ musical arrangement of “Casey at the Bat.” Stay tuned for works by Rick Kirby, James Swearingen and Mary Lynn Lightfoot, and even songs from Oliver!

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BLOOMTIME FESTIVAL & PLANT SALE

HINESBURG ARTIST SERIES SPRING CONCERT

Saturday, May 22, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., at UVM Horticultural Research Center in South Burlington. Free. Info, 372-4058 or 864-3073. www.friendsofthehortfarm.org

Wednesday, May 26, 7:30 p.m., at Champlain Valley Union High School auditorium in Hinesburg. Donations accepted. Info, 877-6962. www.hinesburgartistseries.org

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KELLEY MARKETING MEETING: Marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals brainstorm help for local nonprofits over breakfast. Room 201, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-6495.

‘LEADING THROUGH INNOVATION’: Local companies learn to create, communicate and commercialize new ideas and products in a three-day program full of case studies. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. $195-395 for three-day conference. Info, 793-2078.

community ROTARY CLUB OF ESSEX: Rotarians help build good will as they organize service goals at weekly social meetings. Nonmembers are welcome to attend. The Essex, Essex, 12:10-1:30 p.m. $15 for members; free to drop in. Info, 233-3612.

environment ‘CARPOOL FOR CASH’: The first 100 people sharing rides with two or more passengers score five bucks as part of an emissions-lowering initiative. Hinesburg Park & Ride, 7-8:15 a.m. Free.

Info, 482-2778.

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Saturday, May 22, noon-5 p.m., at Magic Hat Brewing Company in South Burlington. Free admission; cost for food and drink. Ages 21 and up only. Info, 658-2739. www.magichat.net

COMMUNITY GARDEN PLANNING MEETING: Localvores learn how to get involved with an edible area project. North Congregational Church, St. Johnsbury, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

CRAFT WITH THE BAND: Indiana’s Prizzy Prizzy Please attends an eco-friendly craft session.

FRIENDS OF ETHAN ALLEN PARK ORGANIZATION MEETING: Area residents express interest in cleaning the park, reporting vandalism and more. Meet at the picnic tables.

Ethan Allen Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0420.

LOCAL MOTION NIGHTS: Cycle enthusiasts meet for a short outing, followed by appetizers and a bike-based presentation. Bluebird Tavern, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free; cost of food. Info, 861-2700, ext. 100.

RUG HOOKING & KNITTING CIRCLE: Experienced and novice needle workers present their looped creations, swap ideas and indulge in textile camaraderie. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

fairs & festivals MONTRÉAL SKETCH COMEDY FESTIVAL: Teams of yuksters from Toronto, New York, Montréal and Los Angeles create sidesplitting scenarios on stage in a seven-day ode to improvisational fun. Theatre Ste. Catherine, Montréal, 8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 514-284-3939, montrealsketch fest@gmail.com.

film FILM NIGHT: This screening series showcases modern films about current world issues, including war and peace, global warming, immigration and safe food. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

FOOD & WINE FILM FESTIVAL: Foodies eat up a seven-day screen bash, featuring episodes of Throwdown! With Bobby Flay, Blood Into Wine, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Food, Inc., Fresh and Mid-August Lunch. Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas, Burlington, 1-11 p.m. Various prices and times; visit vermontrestaurantweek.com for details. Info, 864-3456.

‘Z’: Based on a true story about a Greek political uprising, Costa-Gavras’ 1969 murder mystery focuses on the death of a liberal activist — and WED.19

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BURNHAM KNITTERS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

CREDIT REPORT REVIEW DAY: Professional credit counselors dole out financial advice at one-on-one appointments. Walk-ins welcome, but preregistration is recommended. Champlain Housing Trust, Burlington, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 540-2569, snelson@cvoeo.org.

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Magic must be in the air, because a Magic Hat barbecue on Saturday leaves the average cookout in the charcoal-smoked dust. The outdoor beer garden celebrates the “magnificent return of the Seth Yacovone Band, and of our summer beers,” notes event planner Tyler Shea. Though SYB formally split in 2004, bandmates Tommy Coggio and Steve Hadeka periodically back Yacovone (pictured) in his solo career and regroup for gigs — this being one of them. New Jersey-based band Delicate Steve and locals Shiny Ropes (formerly Evilhero) also take the open-air stage. Suds are a given at any brew-tastic event, but in-depth, brewer-led tours of the Artifactory are rare; here, they’ll happen every hour. Proceeds benefit Burton’s Chill Foundation — offering snowboarding experiences to underserved youths — so raise your glass.

ABRAHAM-HICKS STUDY GROUP: Believers in the law of attraction investigate, through discussion and group exercises, how your thoughts affect your life. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 383-8429.

The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-5 p.m. $10; tickets required. Info, 862-7414.

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the government officials who try to cover it up. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7.

Info, 603-646-2576.

food & drink Lamoille Valley Year-Round Farmers Artisan Market: Farmers and food producers fill Vermonters’ totes with local and organic dining options, including eggs, cider, seeds and cow cheeses. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261.

Restaurant Week Supper Club: Eating and education collide in a culinary fête composed of a three-course meal made on location. Look for roasted baby beet salad, hand-rolled pasta, rhubarb pudding and more. Preregister. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. $45 includes wine pairings. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.

‘Trough to Table’: Innovative fromager Tia Keenan plays up eight Vermont cheeses by pairing them with homemade localvore condiments, such as beer mustard. The Essex, Essex, 6 p.m. $40; beverages not included. Info, 878-1100.

Vermont Restaurant Week: Hungry? Seven full days packed with prix-fixe menus, food and wine film screenings, tasting events, culinary pub quizzes and more will sate that appetite.

Various locations statewide, noon-10 p.m. See food section, this week. Various prices; visit vermontrestaurantweek.com for details. Info, 864-5684, restaurantweek@sevendaysvt.com.

health & fitness ‘Elder Dance’: An open dance floor beckons folks ages 50 and up seeking exercise. Studio 58, Suite 236, Chace Mill, Burlington, 4 p.m. $10.

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‘Taming the Mind’: A weekly meditation series with Ven. Amy Miller imparts the fundamentals of the spiritual practice. An overview for newcomers begins at 6:30 p.m. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 7-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

Yoga-Dance Exercise: Who needs routines?

World music inspires folks to get fit with improvisational movements. Studio 58, Suite 236, Chace Mill, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 865-6815.

kids Babytime: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 876-7147.

Knitting Club: Little ones in third through sixth grades loop soft hats to be sent to the hospital for premature babies. Preregister.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Pajama Storytime: Kids cuddle up in their nightclothes for an hour of bedtime stories, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘Peter the Music Man’: Educator Peter Alsen lets preschoolers try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘Teens Read’: Middle and high schoolers chat about the books that keep them flipping page after page. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘Tots on the Move’: Moms and pops participate in this music-and-moves session for

tiny ones. Studio 58, Suite 236, Chace Mill, Burlington, 8-8:45 a.m. $10. Info, 865-6815.

music Dartmouth World Music Percussion Ensemble: Special guests The Panhandlers Steel Band help recreate works by Bob Marley, Tito Puente and Mongo Santamaría in “Jump Up! Caribbean Sun Splash 2010.” Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-14. Info, 603-646-2422.

sport Alao Kung Fu: Martial arts students focus on the form and technique of the hung gar style through vigorous conditioning workouts. Fair Haven Fitness, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $6. Info, 265-3470.

Running Clinic: A professional coach trains athletes for a 5- or 10K traverse at this “Run for Empowerment” benefiting Women Helping Battered Women. Meet in front of ECHO. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $5. Info, 658-3131, ext. 1076.

talks Chittenden County Historical Society Meeting: An illustrated talk of Dr. Elise Guyette’s research on early African American settlers on Lincoln Hill connects listeners to Vermont’s history. See feature, this week.

Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. $10 donation. Info, 425-2634, access@ cvuhs.org.

Nancy Price Graff: In an illustrated slideshow presentation, the speaker examines the impact of the Farm Security Administration’s photography project in rural areas of Vermont.

Milton Public Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4644.

‘Preserving and Protecting’: Listeners gather information on protecting the assets of and preventing the loss of government benefits for individuals with special needs, and more. Morgan Stanley Smith Barney, South Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-6039.

‘The Grail and the Rosy Cross’: A visual presentation outlines the roots of Catharism. 6 Fairfield Hill Road, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706, vermont@goldenrosycross.org.

‘We Are All Arizona’: In response to the Grand Canyon State’s recently passed bill on illegal immigration, a panel discusses the plight of undocumented workers, local support networks and “the politics of fear.” Room 108, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 914-434-2484.

theater Met Live in HD: Palace 9: Renée Fleming puts her vocals to good use as the star of the Metropolitan Opera’s high-def broadcast of Rossini’s Armida. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $20-24. Info, 660-9300.

words Book Discussion: Bookworms share thoughts about civil liberties after reading Kevin Boyle’s Arc of Justice: A Saga of Race, Civil Rights, and Murder in the Jazz Age. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

Book Discussion Group: Professor Mark Usher, chair of UVM’s classics department, oversees an in-depth chat about Homer’s The Odyssey. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

Erica Donnis: The author of the newly published The History of Shelburne Farms:

A Changing Landscape, An Evolving Vision revisits significant moments of the property.

Preregister. The Inn at Shelburne Farms, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8686.

Launch of the ‘Harvest Moon’: A restored 32-foot rowing gig returns to the waves. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 475-2022, info@lcmm.org.

‘Prophetic Odyssey’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge.

Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125.

‘Learned Positivity’: Shed the healthdamaging emotions of negativity and adopt a lifestyle change with guidance from this course.

Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7-9 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 879-7696, lane2love@yahoo.com.

Sara London: This Burlington native reads lyrical poems from her newly published collection, The Tyranny of Milk. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

Stephen Kiernan: The journalist takes a hard look at the American Dream in a chat about his latest work, Authentic Patriotism: Restoring America’s Founding Ideals Through Selfless Action. Phoenix Books, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

‘Vermont Reads’ Book Discussion: Bookworms follow an Albanian family’s journey to Barre, Vt., in Katherine Paterson’s The Day of the Pelican. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘You Come, Too’: Spend spring lingering on the cultivated lines of selected British poets — from John Keats to Alfred, Lord Tennyson — with Peter Gilbert’s readings and discussion.

Vermont Humanities Council, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626.

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Business Expo: The North Country Chamber of Commerce hosts service and product displays by area businesses. Field House. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $3. Info, 518-564-3095.

‘Leading Through Innovation’: See WED.19, 7 a.m.-10 p.m.

environment Transition Town Montpelier: Permaculture designer Mark Krawczyk covers ways to harvest the rain in an informative talk about water stewardship and watershed health.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘Way to Go’ Week: See WED.19, 6 a.m.midnight.

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Adult Spelling Bee: Grown-ups strut their spelling prowess at a benefit for the IAA Parent Teacher Organization. Integrated Arts Academy, H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $50 entry fee per team; $5 for dinner. Info, 660-8890, colbykervick@ yahoo.com.

Breeding Barn Tour: Architectural conservator Doug Porter illuminates the repairs and techniques reviving this 120-year-old structure.

Preregister. Breeding Barn at Shelburne Farms, 4-6 p.m. $10. Info, 985-8686.

Clothes Exchange: Fashionistas of all ages browse gently worn, donated duds and new garments at this annual fundraiser for the King Street Center. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $8-10; $100 for a ShopFirst preview pass. Info, 864-6710.

Mt. Mansfield Scale Modelers: Hobbyists break out the superglue and sweat the small stuff at a miniature-construction skill swap.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-0765.

fairs & festivals Montréal Sketch Comedy Festival: See WED.19, 8 p.m.

film Food & Wine Film Festival: See WED.19, 1-11 p.m.

Movie Night: A surf-style eatery queues up a wind-and-water-themed flick weekly. The Spot, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 540-1778.

‘The Contender’: When the vice president suddenly dies, the prez (played by Oscarnominated Jeff Bridges) appoints a female senator to fill in ... but a sex scandal in her past could get in the way. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘Times Talk Live: Lost’: New York Times entertainment editor Lorne Manly interviews producers and creators of “Lost” about the challenges of crafting the epic show’s finale. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 660-9300.

food & drink ‘A Taste of Thai’: Susanna’s Catering pulls together spicy, aromatic cuisine in a cookery demonstration. Stay put for a 20-minute Thai massage. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 6 p.m. $50-60. Info, 888-1261.

Farm & Food Tour: A caravan-style expedition to Hardwick-area farms and food businesses introduces visitors to a bustling agricultural community. Preregister. Center for Agricultural Economy, Hardwick, 10 a.m. $50; free for children 10 and under. Info, 472-5840.

‘Salads Take On a Whole New Meaning!’: Food education coordinator Nina LesserGoldsmith prepares a variety of veggie-laden dishes, enhanced with dressings and croutons.

Preregister. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.

South Royalton Farmers Market: More than a dozen vendors peddle various locally grown agricultural goods and unique craft endeavors. Town Green, South Royalton, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-8087.

Vermont Restaurant Week: See WED.19, noon-10 p.m.

Wine Dinner: Mike Stolese of Vermont Wine Merchants supplies information about the vino served alongside four courses of such contemporary American dishes as Boyden Farm petite filet with crispy shallots. 156 Bistro, Burlington, 7 p.m. $35; $55 with wine. Info, 881-0556.

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Winooski Farmers market: Area growers and bakers offer their soil-grown and homemade wealth for shoppers to bring home.

Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 734-6175, wfm@winooskidowntown.com.

health & fitness Community CliniC: A holistic health center’s naturopathic physicians and therapists offer a wide range of services. Walk-ins welcome, or call for an appointment. Vermont Integrative Medicine, Montpelier, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 229-2635. ‘elder danCe’: See WED.19, 4 p.m.

kids aFter-sChool nature deteCtives: Elementary-schoolers solve the mysteries of Mother Nature in an afternoon wilderness program of salamander searches, nature art and butterfly catching. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3:15-5 p.m. $8-14. Info, 229-6206. marty kelley: The children’s book author and illustrator of seven books including Fall Is Not Easy and The Rules leads a reading and discussion. Isle La Motte Elementary School, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 928-3231. middle sChool Book lovers CluB: Page turners share their favorite works in a group atmosphere. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. musiC With Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

PresChool storytime: Tots ages 3 to 5 bury their noses in books with read-aloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. teen video Games: Middle and high schoolers rock out to Guitar Hero, Rock Band and various other PS2 faves. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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the Bells oF Joy: Fourteen ringers play handbell compositions by contemporary composers, as well as traditional church offerings. The Spoon Mountain Singers contribute a vibrant a cappella repertoire. United Methodist Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted.

Info, 345-6759.

words Book disCussion series: ‘health Care & humanity’: Bibliophiles peruse Susan Garrett’s Taking Care of Our Own to understand the experiences of patients, families and medical caretakers. Grafton Public Library, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 843-2404.

‘Booked For lunCh’: Featured speaker Bill Lipke waxes nostalgic with “Memories and Monuments.” Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5153 or 658-0245.

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Josh Wilker: The memoirist of Cardboard Gods: An All-American Tale Told Through Baseball Cards considers the stages of his life in relation to his obsession with the bat-and-ball game. Phoenix Books, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. mark PenderGrast: The author of Inside the Outbreaks: The Elite Medical Detectives of the Epidemic Intelligence Service explores the work of this organization in a book discussion and signing. Follows a Colchester Rotary Club luncheon. Hampton Inn, Colchester, noon. Free.

Info, 655-6177. shakesPeare study GrouP: Bard devotees get their monthly dramatic dose of group readings, discussion, film screenings and acting practice. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@ hotmail.com.

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‘leadinG throuGh innovation’: See WED.19, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.

dance arGentinean tanGo: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. danCe soCial: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14.

Info, 862-2269. enGlish Country danCe: Those keen on Jane Austen’s favorite pastime make rural rounds to lively tunes by Carol Compton, Lar Duggan and Margaret Smith. First half hour is an advanced dance session. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $5-8; bring finger food to share. Info, 899-2378. ‘visCera: eChoes oF War’: Dartmouth College faculty and students overlap choreography, theater, stage design and digital arts in an exploration of war. See calendar spotlight. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $5-14. Info, 603-646-2422.

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vermont ukulele soCiety: A mini-lesson in strumming the strings follows a performance of Americana standards on the Hawaiian instrument. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 877-6392.

estate PlanninG seminar: Make a plan to protect your loved ones and your estate in this handy workshop delving into trust funds, wills and beyond. Community Center, Jericho Center, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7133.

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Jonny a.: This noted Boston-based guitarist and his band play a benefit concert for Hôpital Albert Schweitzer Haiti. Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, 7:30 p.m. $20.

Info, 482-4444.

media maven leCture series: Speakers Charlie Nardozzi, Eva Sollberger and Sona Iyengar help folks share their narratives in this seminar on “Digital Storytelling.” Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, noon-1:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 862-3966.

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‘WhirliGiGs & Water tiGers’: Intrepid explorers investigate aquatic bugs at the Peeper Pond before a puppet show and dragonfly dance. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10-11 a.m. $8-10 per adult/child pair; $4 per additional child. Info, 434-3068.

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This Friday, May 21st All-You-CAn-EAt HigH CountrY BBQ & SkAtE Bring your BBQ receipt and skate for 1/2 price at the Jay Peak Ice Haus.

5:30Pm–8:30Pm Organic Field Greens with Two Dressings • Tricolor Tortellini with Spinach, Red Onions, Red Peppers, and Feta Cheese Cowboy Beans • Sweet Corn with Melted Butter • Cole Slaw • New England Potato Salad • Grilled Barbecue Chicken Breast Beer Dipped Chicken Apple Sausage • Grilled Burgers with Cabot Cheddar • BBQ Ribs • Seasonal Fruit Cobbler with Whipped Cream Just $14.95 Adults (15+). $9.95 Kids (7–14). 6 and under eat free.

Price includes free make-your-own s’mores, sunset rides on our Aerial Tram and discounted skating at the Ice Haus.

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Come skate this Friday, Saturday and Sunday, May 21st–23rd.

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Public Skate: Friday 6pm–7:15pm, Saturday 9am–10:15am and 6pm–7:15pm, Sunday 9am–10:15am and 2pm–3:15pm Stick-n-Puck: Friday 7:30pm–9pm, Saturday 10:30am–12pm and 7:30pm–9pm, Sunday 10:30am–12pm and 3:30pm–5pm

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Public Skating and Stick-n-Puck, Curling Demo, Learn to Skate Clinic, Green Mountain Glades Alumni Game, Free Ben & Jerry’s and more. Go to jaypeakresort.com/icehaus for more details.

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Boyden Valley Winery, Cambridge, 6-9 p.m. $1720. Info, 644-2660, tbredice@gmail.com.

School, South Royalton, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1225.

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‘Way to Go’ Week: See WED.19, 6 a.m.midnight.

‘Elder Dance’: See WED.19, 4 p.m.

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‘Dollars for Scholars’ Performance: Dance students explore Irish step-dance and hip-hop styles, a newly formed Glee ensemble dallies with Lady Ga Ga songs, and two faculty bands play up rock ditties. Proceeds raise money for the faculty scholarship fund. Essex High School, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 857-7000, ext. 1581.

EcoSew: ‘Let’s Make an Eco-Tote!’: Sewing students create a carryall with pivot stitches and pockets. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417.

Recognition & Awards Ceremony: The Vermont Council for Quality highlights leaders from state organizations who are implementing quality practices in a day of speeches, networking and education. Preregister.

Lake Morey Resort, Fairlee, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $75225. Info, 655-1910, admin@ performanceexcellence.com.

Tertulia Latina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 863-3440.

Woodworkers Symposium & Trade Show: Vermont artisans share their craft through presentations, panel discussions, demonstrations and exhibits. St. Johnsbury Academy, 4-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 751-8261.

Montréal Sketch Comedy Festival: See WED.19, 8 p.m.

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Lyndonville Farmers Market: Ripe fruits and veggies highlight an outdoor sale of locally grown eats. Bandstand Park, Lyndonville, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 533-7455, lyndonfarmersmar ket@gmail.com.

music Burlington Chamber Orchestra: Young Artist Solo Competition winner Emily Wiggett joins the ensemble in works such as Mozart’s Flute Concerto in G. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $8-25. Info, 382-9222.

College Choir: This senior week concert bids 2010 grads farewell with a repertoire of favorites from the past four years. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

Fedor Petrenko & Green Room: This Upper Valley-based jazz quartet cruises through blues, funk, pop and classic standards in a lively gig. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8 p.m. $5; free for museum members.

Info, 356-2776.

The Glenn Miller Orchestra: A worldfamous ensemble executes a swing-dance repertoire with a jazz twist. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $17.50-27.50. Info, 775-0903.

‘The Next Generation’: Twenty-one teens who’ve seriously studied classical music perform opera arias, art songs, piano solos and more. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 728-6464.

outdoors Spring Bird Walk: Field guides and binoculars in hand, novices pound a path with a naturalist to see migrating flyers. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 7-9 a.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 434-3068.

Spring Migration Bird Walk: Binocular buddies keep a sharp lookout for warblers, vireos and other newly arrived travelers. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7-8:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

talks Michael Tougias: The author of 14 tomes explores the rich history of New England’s longest waterway in “400 Miles Down the Connecticut River.” Sheffield Town Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 626-9828.

Wine & Jazz Event: The Steve Bredice Quartet serenades sippers of award-winning vino at this benefit for the Cambridge Children’s School.

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words Brown Bag Book Club: Muriel Barbery’s The Elegance of the Hedgehog provides ample discussion for attentive readers. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

Garret Keizer: The author of The Unwanted Sound of Everything We Want: A Book About Noise talks about the consequences of living in a loud world. Dartmouth Bookstore, Hanover, N.H., 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-2348.

Open Mic Readings: Ten writers of Thetford’s Bloodroot Literary Magazine delve into their literary musings and author Peter Money reads from Che before the floor opens to others.

Revolution, White River Junction, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 295-6487.

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Contra Dance: Bill Drislane, Lausanne Allen and friends provide the tunes as caller Cassondra Covington organizes feet in softsoled shoes. Town Hall, Starksboro, 8-11 p.m. $6.

Info, 453-4613.

‘Viscera: Echoes of War’: See FRI.21, 8 p.m.

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Adrian Carr & Alice Schonbek: A pianist and a member of the North Country Ballet Ensemble interweave music and movement, and sprinkle in storytelling. Chazy Central Rural Elementary School, N.Y., 7-8:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 518-534-9870.

Annual Plant Swap: Green thumbs share their crops and select new additions for their homes or gardens. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@ hotmail.com.

Backyard Farmer Series: Instructor Sam Smith teaches the basics of small-scale egg production, from hen selection to flock management.

Preregister. Shelburne Farms, 9 a.m.-noon. $25.

Info, 985-8686.

Barbecue & Family Farm Fun: A wagon ride provides glimpses of organic dairy farm animals, and kids’ activities, live music and

‘Chillin’ With Seth’: The Seth Yacovone Band and others play at an outdoor barbecue and beer garden benefiting Burton-based organization Chill. See calendar spotlight. Magic Hat Brewing Company, South Burlington, noon-5 p.m. Free admission; cost of food and drink; for ages 21 and up only. Info, 658-2739.

Community Open Forum: Residents chip in ideas and efforts for strengthening our regional food system. St. Johnsbury House, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

Community Yard Sale: Treasure hunters sort through flowers and seedlings, books and furniture, household items and baked goods, and more. Proceeds benefit the Craftsbury Public Library. Church on the Common, Craftsbury Common, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 586-9683.

DC802 Meeting: This Defcon Group gathers hackers for an afternoon discussion of technology and security topics, networking and showand-tell. Room 005, Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 1-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 245-3486, info@dc802.org.

Digital Video Editing: Final Cut Pro users learn basic concepts of the editing software.

VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free.

Info, 651-9692.

Downtown Walking Tour: Preservation Burlington takes history and architecture buffs on an hourlong tour of the Queen City’s significant nooks and crannies. Meet at the corner of Church and College streets. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 5228259, info@preservationburlington.org.

EcoSew: ‘Let’s Make Springtime Stuffies!’: Recycled fabrics and notions go into plush critters that may or may not have spring fever.

The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $25 includes all materials.

Info, 862-7417.

Final Cut Pro Open Lab: Apprentice film editors complete three tracks of exercises as a VCAM staff member lends a hand. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 2-4 p.m.

Free. Info, 651-9692.

French Roundtable: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m.

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Spielpalast Cabaret: Get dolled up for an evening of vaudeville and vintage burlesque with dancing ladies, a troupe of satirists and a saucy house orchestra. Come an hour early for cocktails and entertainment. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20 in advance, $25 day of show. Info, 863-5966.

Bloomtime Festival & Plant Sale: Green thumbs check out lilacs and other blossoming bulbs before perusing garden items gathered by the Burlington Garden Club. Proceeds benefit local scholarships and civic projects. See calendar spotlight. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free.

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Hardwick Farmers Market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2337, hardwickfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

‘Songs & Stories with Matthew’: Musician Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 8786956, brownell_library@yahoo.com.

‘As You Like It’: The Twinfield Classical Theater Club delves into Shakespearean drama with this tale of betrayal, mistaken identities and cross dressing. Twinfield Union School, Plainfield, 7 p.m. $3-5. Info, 454-9334.

Bird Day Celebration: A morning scout for feathered flyers leads into a celebration of all things avian. Look for banding demos, a live bird presentation, music by The Fiddleheads and kids’ activities. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Donations accepted.

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The ‘Red Riding’ Trilogy: A series of interconnected flicks examines police efforts to catch a serial murderer in Yorkshire. Visit hop. dartmouth.edu for specific showtimes. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

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‘Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland’: A rabbit who’s running late draws audiences of all ages into this colorful Lewis Carroll creation, produced by the Valley Players Theater. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 583-1674.

a cookout round out the affair. Event will be canceled if it rains. Applecheek Farm, Hyde Park, 3-6:30 p.m. $12-17; free for kids under 3. Info, 888-9407.

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Giant Garage Sale: Area residents clean house, and offer surplus supplies — and baked goods — at a benefit for an alternative K-6 school. The Schoolhouse, South Burlington, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4164.

Handwritten Script Demo: Local artist Jane Eakin illustrates the Spencerian style of ornamental penmanship. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.

Texas Hold ’Em Tournament: Poker-faced players sit down for a game of cards. Proceeds benefit the Bruce V. Twing Scholarship Fund. Registration begins at 2:30 p.m. Club Metronome, Burlington, 3 p.m. $75. Info, 309-2212.

Woodworkers Symposium & Trade Show: See FRI.21, 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m.

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film ‘Big Flicks at the Paramount’: A revived theater works its way through the most popular films of all time, such as this week’s Russian love story, Doctor Zhivago. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 1:30 p.m. & 7 p.m. $4-6. Info, 775-0903.

The ‘Red Riding’ Trilogy: See FRI.21, 3 p.m. & 7 p.m.

‘The Summer of Walter Hacks’: Waterbury Center dairy farmer George Woodard’s comingof-age film captures Vermont in the 1950s.

Vergennes Opera House, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 877-6737.

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Burlington Cohousing Potluck: Community members bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. Preregister. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5359.

Capital City Farmers Market: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958, manager@montpelier farmersmarket.com.

‘From the Butcher Shop: Breakfast Meats’: Bacon: It’s what’s for breakfast. Meat department manager Frank Pace and food education coordinator Nina Lesser-Goldsmith cook it up, along with corned-beef hash, maple breakfast sausage and egg sandwiches. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. $15. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.

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Burlington Farmers Market: Sixty-two vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188, info@ burlingtonfarmersmarket.org.

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Benefit Dinner & Silent Auction: A lasagna dinner raises money for Lucy’s House for the Prevention of Homeless Pets, which will offer pet food and a medical fund to owners in need.

Green Mountain Masonic Lodge, Williston, 5-8 p.m. $10. Info, 879-0898.

Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178, middle buryfm@yahoo.com.

Northwest Farmers Market: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned

goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821.

Potluck Dinner Celebration: Shared dishes, music and mingling accompany a slide-show presentation by the owners of this newly opened community farm. Bread & Butter Farm, Shelburne, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 922-2808, breadandbutterfarm@gmail.com.

Randolph Farmers Market: Open-air stalls boast crops straight from the soil, prepared foods, farm products and tchotchkes. Central Street, Randolph, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 728-9123.

Rutland County Farmers Market: Downtown strollers find high-quality fruits and veggies, mushrooms, fresh-cut flowers, sweet baked goods and artisan crafts within arms’ reach. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free.

Info, 773-4813.

‘Uncorking Spring’: Wine enthusiasts wander through greenhouses, nosh on cheese samples and, of course, sip vino to support the Vermont Symphony Orchestra. Chris Nicotera and Heather Webster provide the music.

Spates the Florist, Newport, 5:15-7:15 p.m. $25. Info, 334-8110.

Waitsfield Farmers Market: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

health & fitness Cervical Cancer Screening Day: Uninsured or under-insured women get checked for the disease responsible for taking more than 4000 lives in 2009. Call ahead for an appointment.

Champlain Obstetrics & Gynecology, Essex Junction, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1802.

‘Elder Dance’: See WED.19, 4 p.m.

kids Family Fun Night: Kids and parents hit the pool, visit a bounce castle and settle down for snacks and a movie. Preregister. Greater Burlington YMCA, Burlington, 5-8:30 p.m. $3-5.

Info, 862-9622.

‘Jorinda and Joringel’: Puppeteers manipulate silken marionettes in a Grimm brothers fairy tale suited for ages 2 to 9. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.

‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

Saturday Stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

music Barbary Coast Jazz Ensemble: This senior feature concert includes high-energy selections by six graduating students. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $5-14. Info, 603-646-2422.

Burlington Chamber Orchestra: See FRI.21, UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $825. Info, 863-5966.

istration fee; donations accepted. Info, 888-763-3366.

Essex Children’s Choir of Vermont: In “Shuffle Along: A Musical Journey From the Classics to Broadway,” young singers recreate works by Praetorius, Franck, Mozart and others.

McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4:30 p.m. $7-12; free for children under 5. Info, 863-5966.

Dandelion Run: Runners pass through the Northeast Kingdom’s fields of sunny flowers in the region’s half-marathon recreational event.

Proceeds support the Orleans County Victims Assistance Fund and IROC’s Healthy Changes Initiative. Derby Beach House, Lake Salem, 9 a.m. $5-50. Info, 334-8511.

Jim Connor: A former member of The Kingston Trio kills it on the banjo and harmonica — and a few surprise guests drop in. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8-10 p.m. $8-10.

Info, 356-2776.

‘Move Your Buns’ Fun Run & Walk: A 5K jaunt unites the community and supports a local kids program. Participating children can amble around a shorter loop. Green Mountain Kids After-School Program Building, Morrisville, 7 a.m.-noon. $20. Info, 730-4080.

‘Music in the Stacks’: Singer-songwriter Dawna Hammers offers her unique tunes in an intimate bookshelf setting. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 8648001.

Paula Cole: The Grammy winner behind “Where Have All the Cowboys Gone” and “I Don’t Want to Wait” tours with her chart-topping hits and newer songs. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $35-85. Info, 457-3981.

Snake Mountain Bluegrass: Gregg Humphrey, Mike Connor, Mike Boise and Earle Provin deliver finger-flyin’ bluegrass strains. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

Swing Jazz Jam: Players join an informal, music-based get-together. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0030, info@prestomusic.net.

Tammy Fletcher: A songstress with Americana roots sings to support the establishment of a micro bank in Haiti. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

Vermont Philharmonic Orchestra: In a spring concert entitled “The Russians Are Coming!” ensemble members reprise Vladimir Dukelsky’s Concerto for Cello and Orchestra and Igor Stravinsky’s Suite No. 1 for Small Orchestra.

Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $5-15.

Info, 728-9878.

outdoors ‘Birding 101’: From flight patterns to body structure to perching habits, novice bird watchers learn the essential steps to identification.

Vermont Institute of Natural Science, Quechee, 7:30-10 a.m. $5-7. Info, 359-5000, ext. 223.

Outdoor Education: A guided walk allows folks to explore the edible and medicinal plants of the woods, wetlands and waterfront. Meet by the bathhouse. North Beach, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. $5. Info, 863-0420.

sport 5K Power Run & Walk-a-Thon: Folks traverse the Stowe bike path in a fitness affair supporting the Vermont chapter of the American Parkinson Disease Association. Green Mountain Inn, Stowe, power run, 9:30 a.m.; walk-a-thon, 10:30 a.m.; reception, noon. $25 minimum reg-

Alao Kung Fu: See WED.19, 11 a.m.-1:15 p.m.

Sailing Lesson: Novice mariners hitch a ride to Burlington’s Community Sailing Center before testing the water — and learning to steer, tack and jibe — on a keel boat. Preregister. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 9:30 a.m.1:30 p.m. $10. Info, 655-1392, ext. 19.

Vermont Roller Derby: ‘Coming Out Bout’: The Green Mountain Derby Dames defend their flat-track turf against Ithaca’s Bluestockings and Providence’s Killah Bees in their first-ever double-header. Partial proceeds benefit the Lund Family Center. Robert E. Miller Centre, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 3:30-8:30 p.m. $6-15. Info, 863-5966.

‘Walk-a-Thon’: The Milton Family Community Center’s 10th annual stroll urges walkers on with live music by Prana, a picnic and field activities.

Track field, Milton Middle/High School, 8:30 a.m.-noon. Donations accepted. Info, 8931457, mfcc@miltonfamilycenter.org.

talks Community Forum: Transition Town Montpelier’s Carl Etnier speaks on creating local food opportunities before a potluck lunch.

Attendees finish by breaking into small groups to develop action plans. St. Johnsbury House, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 748-1772.

Michael Tougias: See FRI.21, Valley Terrace Assisted Living, White River Junction, 2:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 280-1910.

Sheila Walsh: The author of Beautiful Things Happen When a Woman Trusts God details her experience with depression and what she learned about faith in this daylong women’s conference. Essex Alliance Church, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. $28; $8 for lunch. Info, 879-4308 or 578-3619, everywoman@essexalliance.net.

theater ‘Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland’: See FRI.21, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m.

‘As You Like It’: See FRI.21, 7 p.m.

‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’: Northern Stage’s youth theater training group, The Ensemble, joins adult actors in a performance about a family that acquires a dozen Adélie penguins.

Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 3 p.m. $6-23. Info, 291-9009, ext. 13.

Spielpalast Cabaret: See FRI.21, 8 p.m.; special “scandalous show” at 11 p.m.

‘The Beatitudes: A Journey of Compassion, Justice and Love Triumphant’: This original music production features choreography and song by the Rutland Area Chorus, Vermont Dance Collective, a percussion ensemble and others. Grace

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Alix Dobkin: The female music legend and writer of My Red Blood: A Memoir of Growing Up Communist, Coming Onto the Greenwich Village Folk Scene, and Coming Out in the Feminist Movement reads lines and sings lyrics.

Pine street Art Works, Burlington, 7 p.m. free.

Info, 863-8100.

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‘eAting Well on A bUDget’: foodies put a lid on spending by taking a tour of the bulkfoods section and learning related recipes.

Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 11 a.m.12:30 p.m. free. Info, 861-9700.

agriculture ‘FArm to YArn’ toUr: folks have fun with fiber from angora goats, alpacas, llamas, sheep and rabbits at demos in the store and at farms throughout the state. Visit www.mtfiberfolk.com for details. Mountain fiber folk, Montgomery Center, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. free. Info, 326-2092.

dance ‘DAnceS oF UniverSAl PeAce’: simple circle dances and worldly chants help lift the spirit.

North End studio, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. $5. Info, 658-2447.

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StoWe FArmerS mArket: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food.

Red Barn shops field, stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. free. Info, 472-8027, info@stowevtfarmersmar ket.com.

‘WAlk For ePilePSY’: A bike path jaunt, barbecue and silent auction raises cash for the Epilepsy foundation of Vermont. Preregister. oakledge Park, Burlington, 10 a.m. $25 registration fee; donations accepted. Info, 800-565-0972.

cheSS clUb: tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities.

Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. free. Info, 247-0050. giAnt gArAge SAle: see sAt.22, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

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kids FAmilY FAirY hoUSeS: Believers in tinkerbell and other enchanted pixies share tales of the supernatural while learning how to build a tiny house from nature. Preregister. green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10 a.m.noon. $10-12 per adult/child pair; $4-5 for each additional child. Info, 434-3068.

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‘reAD to A Dog’: see sAt.22, 1-2 p.m.

music ‘converSAtionS With nAtUre’: original compositions by pianist Cody Michaels are interspersed with poetry readings by Wordstage Vermont. Proceeds benefit the gallery’s Collections Care fund. t.W. Wood gallery, Montpelier, 4-5:15 p.m. $10-20, or pay what you can. Info, 828-8743.

DArtmoUth chAmber SingerS: An ensemble turns the big three-oh, and celebrates by performing works composed by Bach, Haydn, Brahms and Hayes in their 30th year. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 2 p.m. $5-14.

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“We are so happy. The nurses were great..here when you needed them but still allowing privacy. Trevor arrived quickly and Kyle (big brother) was here. The nurses immediately found someone to be with him.

They were great. I didn’t worry. They have included him completely.”

Life is full of choices and it seems they are presented when we least expect them. Take for example Kyle Holmes’ perfect toddler life. Thomas the Train made him pretty happy. Mom, Dad and Thomas. Who needed more? And then on May 10 an 8lb bundle of little brother arrived. All 21 inches of him.

With but a moment’s hesitation Kyle embraced tiny Trevor and smiled widely. Lydia and Matthew Holmes should be proud - Kyle will be a great big brother to precious Trevor and Trevor may well usurp Thomas the Train’s place of honor. Mom, Dad, Kyle, Trevor (and Thomas the Train) live in Marshfield.

Best wishes for a happy life.

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‘meet the SingerS’: Cast members of the opera Company of Middlebury mingle over drinks and hors d’oeuvres before sharing a favorite song or aria at this reception. Middlebury Inn, 5 p.m. $25. Info, 382-9222.

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‘SteAlS on WheelS’ & FleA mArket: Drivers of all sorts examine secondhand cars, trucks, vans, trailers, RVs and more, and other shoppers sift through home goods, clothes and antiques. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8:30

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bUrlington AreA ScrAbble clUb: triple-letter-square seekers spell out winning words. New players welcome. McClure Multigenerational Center, Burlington, 12:305 p.m. free. Info, 862-7558.

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‘viScerA: echoeS oF WAr’: see fRI.21, 2 p.m.

UniverSitY oF vermont commencement: united states secretary of Veterans Affairs Eric K. shinseki parts with inspirational remarks before receiving his own honorary doctor of laws degree. university green, uVM, Burlington, 9 a.m. free; tickets required. Info, 656-4205, Academic_Ceremonies@uvm.edu.

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FlYnn AvenUe SUnDAY mArket: Residents of the Queen City’s southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce and artist creations at outdoor stalls. 180 flynn Avenue, Burlington, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. free. Info, 578-8304.

‘elDer DAnce’: see WED.19, 4 p.m.

miDDlebUrY college commencement: Midd kids cap their college careers by hearing a keynote speech by New York Times columnist Nicholas D. Kristof and author sheryl WuDunn.

Central Lawn, Middlebury, 10 a.m. free; tickets required. Info, 443-5483.

Full women’s wellness exam includes pap tests, breast exams, HPV DNA test and HPV vaccine where appropriate. Childcare, transportation, interpreter services, and snacks available

the ‘reD riDing’ trilogY: see fRI.21, 1 p.m., 3 p.m., 7 p.m.

‘tell the trUth’: N.A.s.A. grant award recipient Ellen smith Ahern choreographs Chris Ahern, Charlie Bettigole, Alex fuller and spencer taylor in a fluid examination of physicality. flynnspace, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 863-5966.

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‘Suite & Low-Down’: Pianist David Feurzeig contemplates the intersection of African American and European American musical traditions with a selection of ragtime pieces. Christ Church, Montpelier, 3 p.m. $5-15 suggested donation. Info, 862-1898.

The Young Singers Chorus of Vermont: Upwards of 60 singers in grades 1 to 12 perform at this end-of-the-year gala in small ensembles and one large chorus. Barre Opera House, 3 p.m. $8-10; free for students 18 and under. Info, 496-4781, tickets@madriverchorale.org.

Vermont Philharmonic Orchestra: See SAT.22,. Hardwick Town House, 3:30 p.m. $5-15.

Info, 793-4210.

outdoors ‘Birdathon’: Sky watchers visit birding hot spots, hoping to gawk at more than 100 species. Preregister. Northeast Kingdon Audubon Society, St. Albans, 6 a.m. Free. Info, 626-9071, blackpoll@myfairpoint.net.

Morning Bird Walk: An a.m. ramble through the woods rewards early risers with glimpses of feathered chirpers ... and coffee. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 7-8:15 a.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 434-2167.

sport 15-Minute Mini-Boot Camp Challenge: Participants give cancer the boot by rotating through fitness stations in a short and sweet workout. Proceeds support the American Cancer Society’s Relay for Life. Body Resolution, South Burlington, 9 a.m.-noon. Donations accepted.

Info, 849-6621 or 658-5800.

Late Model Season Opener: Speed racers complete 100 laps on a newly renovated and paved track. Gates open at 11 a.m.; racing begins at 2 p.m. Devil’s Road Speedway, Fair Haven, 2 p.m. $15; free for kids. Info, 244-6963.

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talks Amy Mincher & Elise Guyette: On opening day of the museum, two historians illuminate the history of Vermont’s African American farmers. See feature story, this issue. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 8773406.

exchange. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

Middlebury, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@comcast.net.

‘The Herbalist Hour’: Herbalist Alyssa Doolittle of Mayflower Herb Farm resolves queries about all things green. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 3:45-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

Poetry-Writing Workshop: Creators of verse improve their work. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-4918.

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Story Crafters: Bill Schubart, author of The Lamoille Stories: Uncle Benoit’s Wake and Other Tales From Vermont, provides tips on how to spin a great yarn. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘Dessert & Learn’: Patricia McKittrick of Fletcher Allen Health Care emphasizes the importance of humor, happiness and health — and gives pointers on how to achieve each. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Free; dessert provided. Info, 655-1392, ext. 10.

Dr. Stephen Brandon: This wellness consultant breaks down facts about digestion, explaining how gutsy folks can take small steps to ward off health problems. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.

‘Elder Dance’: See WED.19, 4 p.m.

kids Creative Mondays: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Music With Peter: See THU.20, 10:45 a.m.

Preschool Storytime: See THU.20, 1010:45 a.m.

‘Stories With Megan’: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Story & Activity Time: Kids 6 and under and their grown-ups savor readings and craft, art and food projects. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquith publiclibrary@hotmail.com.

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French Conversation Group: Folks take their Romance language capabilities for a spin in a weekly repartee. Bien fait! Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

‘Traveling the Path to Enlightenment’: Students of all levels get a practical overview of Tibetan Buddhism. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

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‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’: See SAT.22, 1 p.m. & 4 p.m.

‘Solar Made Simple’: Reps from groSolar lay out the guidelines for assessing whether a home or business could implement sun-powered energy solutions. City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

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Auditions for ‘SLAMVermont’: Actors throw their hats in for a role in one of eight 10-minute plays dealing with issues of race, gender and human relationships. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 2-5 p.m. Free; preregister for a time slot. Info, 617-869-2649, slamvermont@ gmail.com.

Green Drinks: Activists and professionals for a cleaner environment raise a glass over networking and discussion. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-7999.

Afro-Brazilian Percussion Class: Community band Sambatucada teach the pulsating rhythms of samba, samba reggae and baião. Woodland Commons, South Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 343-7107.

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‘Home & Farm Design’: Certified permaculture designer Matthew DeLorey and guests help folks map their renovation site. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.

‘As You Like It’: See FRI.21, 2 p.m.

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Upper Valley Land Trust Annual Meeting & Celebration: A conservation organization convenes as resident Jared Duval shares his thoughts on the region at 7 p.m.

Other daytime activities include a hike, solar panel tour, and dinner at the Perfect Pear Café.

Bradford Academy, 2:30-9 p.m. Meeting is free; various prices for additional activities or dinner.

Info, 603-646-6626.

Vincent E. Feeney: The author of Finnigans, Slaters and Stonepeggers: A History of the Irish in Vermont educates on the influx of Irish immigrants in the mid-1800s. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 879-7576.

‘Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland’: See FRI.21, 2 p.m.

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Book Discussion: Readers immerse themselves in the 19th-century community of George Eliot’s Middlemarch. Groton Free Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 866-5366.

Johnson Farmers Market: A street emporium bursts with local agricultural products, ranging from produce to herbs to fresh-baked bread. Main Street, Johnson, 3:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 635-1682.

Rutland County Farmers Market: See SAT.22, 3-6 p.m.

Thetford Hill Community Market: Vendors supply localvores with an array of baked treats, honey, maple syrup and veggies.

Thetford Hill Green, Thetford, 4-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 785-4404.

Book Discussion Series: ‘Romantic Ideal’: A reading group considers whether ideal love, happiness and fulfillment can ever actually be achieved while discussing Arundhati Roy’s The God of Small Things. Wake Robin Retirement Community, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4665.

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Intergenerational Book Discussion: Committed page turners in grades 6 through adult dish on Suzanne Collins’ Catching Fire.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘Elder Dance’: See WED.19, 4 p.m.

Marjorie Cady Memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library,

Deeksha Oneness Experience: Stressed-out souls find peace of mind and rejuvenation in this spiritual transfer of energy. Christ Church Presbyterian, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $3-5 donation. Info, 233-2638.

hand, both physically and emotionally. Central Vermont Home Health and Hospice, Barre, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-1878.

Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and well-being. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free.

Info, 355-5129.

kids Teen Video Games: See THU.20, 3:30-5 p.m.

‘The Wonders of Wildflowers’: A short hike gives kids ages 3 to 5 vibrant views of plants with petals. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

music Choral Ensemble Concert: Members of the music department present everything from a West Side Story medley to a chamber repertoire before an awards ceremony. Essex High School, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 857-7000, ext.

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Milton Community Band Rehearsal: Director Mary Bauer oversees bandmates and new members in a varied repertoire. Milton Elementary School, 7-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.

Noontime Concert Series: Vocal students produces works by composer Jaime León in “Colombian Treasures.” St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0471.

Organ Recital: Dr. William Tortolano performs works by Bach, Couperin and others, all with roots in Gregorian chant. Chapel, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2508.

Waterbury Community Band Rehearsals: Brass and wind musicians join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 888-4977, waterburycommunityband@yahoo. com.

sport ‘Get to Know Your Bike’: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

talks Community Medical School: Gain control over your body as professor of medicine Dr. Virginia Hood explains “Why Blood Pressure Rises and How to Keep It in Check.” Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2886.

Hallie Tamez: The executive director of Next Generation Nepal touches upon causes, implications and prevention efforts in “Child Trafficking: Children As a Global Commodity.”

Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 496-2490.

‘Essential Tools for Caregivers’: Family members and friends of folks with long-term or life-limiting illnesses learn how to lend a

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VErmont BusinEss & inDustry Expo: Exhibitors from nearly 200 Vermont companies attract attention at this business-to-business event. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. $10 registration after May 21. Info, 223-0603.

‘taming tHE minD’: See WED.19, 7-8 p.m. yoga-DanCE ExErCisE: See WED.19, 6-7 p.m.

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‘moVing & grooVing WitH CHristinE’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and worldbeat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

rotary CluB of EssEx: See WED.19, 12:101:30 p.m.

‘pEtEr tHE musiC man’: See WED.19, 12:301 p.m.

Winooski riVErWalk fEstiVal planning mEEting: Neighbors pitch in to organize the Onion City’s fifth annual summer celebration.

O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 5:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 734-6175, events@winooskidowntown.com.

‘prEparing for your finanCial frEEDom’: Graduating high school seniors learn how to keep tabs on their money in the Internet age.

VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3177.

environment ‘solar for HomE or BusinEss’: Reps from DC Energy Innovations cover the green benefits and installation of solar-electric systems.

Shelburne Community School, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 363-1474.

etc. aBraHam-HiCks stuDy group: See WED.19, 6-7:30 p.m. annual mEEting: Members, supporters and friends of the Vermont Ski Museum discuss the year’s achievements and award board members and volunteers. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911.

BurnHam knittErs: See WED.19, 6-8 p.m. italian ConVErsation group: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

‘ZippEr pouCH’: Crafty fashionistas stitch together a sweet satchel suited for the summer. Nido Fabric & Yarn, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $24. Info, 881-0068.

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food & drink health & fitness ‘Don’t Worry, Eat Happy’: How does food affect your mood? Folks delve into an indepth diet discussion. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 999-5733.

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‘tHE WonDErs of WilDfloWErs’: See TUE.25, 10-11:30 a.m. ‘tots on tHE moVE’: See WED.19, 8-8:45 a.m.

‘WElComE BaBy’ tEa: New parents celebrate their children over bagels, fruit and coffee while a librarian soothes babies with stories. Essex Teen Center, Essex Junction, 10 a.m.-noon. Free.

Info, 316-4775.

music HinEsBurg artist sEriEs spring ConCErt: Rusty DeWees headlines an evening of music. The South County Chorus, Hinesburg Community Band and In Accord take the stage, and a performance of “Casey at the Bat” wraps it up. See calendar spotlight. Auditorium, Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 877-6962.

sport alao kung fu: See WED.19, 6:30-8:30 p.m. running CliniC: See WED.19, 6-7 p.m.

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‘CultiVating Compassion’: Thinkers discuss the role of religion in the 21st century, and explore ways to treat everyone with justice, equity and respect. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘lunCH & lEarn’: Peter Mix, the developer of the world’s first carbon-fiber mandolin, details his craft and plays select compositions. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, noon. Donations accepted; lunch included. Info, 863-4214.

theater opEra in CinEma: René Pape stars in Wagner’s Das Rheingold, broadcast live in HD from Milan’s Teatro alla Scala. Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas, Burlington, 2 p.m. $25. Info, 864-3456.

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‘kEEp tHat spring in your spinE!’: Rolfer Robert Rex combines Kundalini yoga and Rolf Movement Integration to show folks how to keep their vertebrae happy. Preregister. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

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classes THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $13.75/WEEK (INCLUDES SIX PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS.

bodywork EXPLORATION OF MOVEMENT 16 CEU: Jun. 5-6, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $245/16 CEUs ($50 nonrefundable deposit).

Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, Burlington. Info: Dianne Swafford, 802-734-1121, swaf fordperson@hotmail.com.

Ortho-Bionomy (16 CEUs): Participants will learn to recognize and palpate patterns of joint and muscle movement in order to facilitate increased range of motion and to promote a general sense of well-being in the body. Ortho-Bionomy is a gentle, deeply effective, noninvasive body therapy, which is effective with both acute and chronic conditions and is used to reduce tension and improve structural alignment.

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burlington city arts SUMMER CAMP: CIRCUS KIDS CREATE!: Jun. 26 - Aug. 6, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Weekly on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,

SUMMER CAMP: EDIBLE ART: Jun. 21-25, 1-4 p.m. Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington.

Explore fun, creative ways to combine art and food! Projects may include fun pizzas, artistic cookies and summer-inspired creations. Campers will explore creative ways to visually present and document their culinary creations. On the last day of camp, family and friends will be invited to a tasty celebration for all to enjoy! Ages 6-8.

CLAY: PRECIOUS METAL CLAY: Jun. 15 - Jul. 20, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $160/$144 BCA members.

Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Precious Metal Clay (PMC) is a composite of 90% fine silver and 10% water and organic binder. It can be shaped just like any other kind of clay and when fired burns out the binder leaving a solid silver piece. In this class, a variety of

CLAY: SUNDAY CLAY: Sundays, June 27-Aug. 1 (no class 7/4), 2-5 p.m. Cost: $165/$148.50 BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

Take your experience with clay to the next level! This independentstudy class is designed to meet each student’s individual goals, from complicated projects to corrective throwing and handbuilding techniques. Each class is composed of student-requested demonstrations combined with one-on-one individualized instruction. Past projects have included teapots, stacked forms, nesting bowls, throwing-in-sets, throwing larger and throwing taller. Over 20 hrs./week of open studio time to practice.

Prerequisite: Beginning wheel skills.

DROP IN: LIFE DRAWING FOR ADULTS (AGES 16+): Mondays, June 14-Aug. 9 (no class 7/5), 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $8/session, $7/session for BCA members.

Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. This drop-in class is open to all levels and facilitated by a BCA staff member and professional model. Please bring your own drawing materials and paper. No registration necessary.

Purchase a Life Drawing class card for $40 and get the 6th visit for free!

SUMMER CAMP: FREE WHEELIN’: Jul. 12-16, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. This camp is all about the ever-popular pottery wheel. Kids never get bored with learning new throwing, decorating and glazing techniques as they make bowls, cups and more!

All items will be dishwasher safe and lead free. Ages 9-11.

PRINT: WOODBLOCK, MONOPRINTS AND STENCILS: Jun. 29 - Aug. 10, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members.

Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn a variety of printing techniques that can be used in combination

to create unique one-of-a kind prints. Demonstrations on monoprinting, relief, silkscreening and stencils will be covered.

Students will be encouraged to experiment with multiple surfaces and try combining techniques.

SUMMER CAMP: SILKSCREEN T-SHIRT DESIGN: Jun. 21-25, 1-4 p.m. Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. Learn how to design your own unique T-shirts using fabric inks and silkscreens.

Campers will be introduced to BCA’s professional print studio and will learn some basic printing techniques. By the end of the week, campers will have reproduced a variety of images ready to be worn or given as gifts. Ages 9-11.

SUMMER CAMP: TEEN PHOTO: Jun. 21-25, 9 a.m.-12 p.m.

Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. Learn the mysteries of the photographic darkroom! In this camp, teens will go on guided photo shoots in downtown Burlington and will learn how to print their own black-and-white photographs. Manual cameras, film and paper are all provided.

Ages 12-14.

SUMMER CAMP: NATURE ART: Jul. 19-23, 9 a.m.-12 p.m.

Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. Come find the art in nature! Campers will explore and use the natural world as inspiration for drawings, paintings, birdhouses, handmade planters, growing sculptures and more.

Ages 6-8.

PAINTING: WATERCOLOR: Mondays, June 28-Aug. 2 (no class 7/5), 6-8 p.m. Cost: $120/$108 BCA members.

Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn how to paint with watercolor. This class will focus on observational painting from still life, figure, landscape and photos. Students will paint on watercolor paper stretched on board or watercolor blocks and will gain experience with composition, color theory, layering, light and shade. Class may move outdoors to paint en plein air on nice days! Materials list provided.

Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com.

Teacher bios are also available online.

BCA offers dozens of weeklong summer art camps for ages 3-14 in downtown Burlington from June to August – the largest selection of art camps in the region! Choose full- or halfday camps – scholarships are available. See all the camps and details at www.burlingtoncit yarts.com.

dance BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, kevin@ firststepdance.com, www.

FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance!

CAPOEIRA! WITH FUA NASCIMENTO: Jun. 7-Jul. 15, 7-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon., Thurs. Cost: $78/6 1.5-hour classes. Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., Montpelier. Info: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, Lorraine Neal, 802-229-4676, allisonj3@my fairpoint.net. Fua Nascimento, a native of Brazil and student of Aberre, one of the most recognized capoeira masters, has trained for 20 years. In his warm and welcoming way, he will present basic elements of ginga/ variations, attacks and defenses, and principle aesthetic movements through which the fight was disguised as dance.

LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Cost: $60/6-week series ($50 for students/seniors). Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: www.lindyver mont.com, 802-860-7501. Great fun, exercise, and socializing, with fabulous music. Learn in a welcoming and lighthearted environment. Classes start every six weeks: Tuesdays for beginners; Wednesdays for upper levels. Instructors: Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-658-0658, classes@burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Taiko is an art form that involves music and movement. Each session of the beginning-level classes focuses on introducing the basic notes and movement of one taiko piece. Students should come to class in loose-fitting exercise wear: Sweatpants and a T-shirt work well. All equipment is provided. No previous experience is necessary! All are welcome! Gift certificates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

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PARADIGMS & LEARNING: Jun. 8-29, 6-7:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $60/3 weeks.

Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: 802-244-7909.

Discover your paradigms about learning and assess your own learning style. Led by Dr. Maria Kowalchyk-DeVito.

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DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@ salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one, group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workowut!

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DANCE CAMPS & DANCE INTENSIVES: Camps: M-F mornings; intensives: M-F, 9-2. Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., Montpelier. Info: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, Lorraine Neal, 802-229-4676, allisonj3@ myfairpoint.net. Studio in its 36th year offers camps: July 6-9, “The Amazing Treasure Chest,” ages 4-6, and “Dabble Dance,” ages 7-9. June 21-25, “Hip Hop Immersion,” ages 9-15, and June 28-July 2, “Modern Dance Intensive.” We provide appropriate levels of instruction with professional, caring teachers in a fun-filled, supportive, creative atmosphere.

Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., Montpelier. Info: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, Lorraine Neal, 802-229-4676, allisonj3@ myfairpoint.net. Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio is offering summer classes for teens and adults in modern, ballet, jazz, tap, capoeira, hip-hop, b-boys and girls, African exercise.

Explore our website, www. cdandfs.com, for descriptions and details. We provide appropriate levels of instruction by professional, caring teachers in a fun-filled, supportive, creative atmosphere.

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TINY HOUSE RAISING: Cost: $250/workshop. Location: Woodstock & Westmore. Info: Peter King, 802-933-6103.

A crew of beginners will help instructor Peter King frame and sheath a 14x16 house on May 22 and 23 in Westmore, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., and another workshop will be held June 12 and 13 in Woodstock, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Info at www.vermonttinyhouses.com.

Friday. Cost: $475/427.50 BCA members. Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. Info: Burlington City Arts. Run away to join the circus and still be home for dinner! In this exclusive full-day, two-week camp, learn clowning, juggling, partner acrobatics, low-tightwire walking, tumbling and much more. In this artist-in-residence program, WT McRae, a circus professional, will collaborate with students, teachers, parents and artists to create a community-based circus. The residency culminates with a big show during Festival of Fools in August, giving every student a moment in the sun. Space is limited! Ages 7-14.

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nondegree grant for Wisdom 2011 this June while funds are plentiful. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury.

Info: 802-456-8122, annie@ wisdomoftheherbsschool.com.

Earth skills for changing times.

Experiential programs embracing wild edible and medicinal plants, holistic health, sustainable living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.

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AMIGOS, LEARN SPANISH WITH US: Beginning week of June 21 for 10 weeks. Cost: $160/10 1-hour classes. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, TALK SO KIDS WILL LISTEN: Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish Tuesdays, May 25 & June 1, in Waterbury Center, 8029-11 a.m. session or 1-3 p.m.

659-4181, spanishparavos@ session. Wednesdays, May 19, gmail.com, www.spanishwa26 & June 2, 9-11 a.m. session terburycenter.com. Summer or 1-3 p.m. session. Saturdays, Spanish class offerings. Learn May 22, 29 & June 12, 9:30-11:30 from a native speaker in a p.m. Sundays, June 13, 20 27, small class environment. Also 3-5 p.m. Cost: $45/3 2-hour private instruction and tutoring. sessions. Location: Demeter Increase your level for school Resolutions LLC, 495 Shelburne next fall. Also specializing in Rd., Burlington. Info: Demeter 1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 lessons PM for young children; they Resolutions, Anthe Athas, love it! Convenient scheduling.

PERMACULTURE DESIGN 802-864-0624, empowerment@ See our website for complete COURSE: Jun. 13-25. Cost: demeterresolutions.com. Have information or contact us for $1,150/tuition & meals. less stress and feel better about details. www.spanishwaterLocation: Bishop Booth your parenting. Learn the skills burycenter.com.

Conference Center, Rock Point, to talk to your kids so they’ll LEARN FRENCH THIS SUMMER!: Burlington. Info: Burlington listen and engage their coopClasses June 7-July 14, weekly Permaculture, Mark Krawczyk, eration. Learn alternatives to 6:30-8:00 p.m. Cost: $135/6802-999-2768, burlington punishment and help kids learn week session. Location: permaculture@gmail.com. responsibility.

Alliance-Francaise of the Lake Permaculture is a holistic design Champlain Region, #304 Dupont system for ecological living, inBuilding, 123 Ethan Allen tegrating plants, animals, buildAve., Colchester. Info: Alliance ings, people, communities and SHARKBITE: JOIN IF YOU DARE!: Francaise of the Lake Champlain the landscapes that surround us.

Cost: $99/5 weeks, 10 classes, Region, Micheline Tremblay, This two-week intensive course starting at 5:15 p.m. & 5:30 p.m.

802-497-0420, michelineatrem explores permaculture concepts, Location: SharkBite Fitness blay@gmail.com. Enrollment principles and design practice, Boot Camps, S. Burlington & now open for summer session teaching participants how to Essex Jct. Info: SharkBite LLP, of evening French classes actively create beautiful, susScott Bevins, 802-233-3391, at Alliance Francaise, Lake tainable, productive, regenerainfo@sharkbitevt.com, www.

Champlain Region, Fort Ethan tive human communities using sharkbitevt.com. Have you Allen, Colchester. Six-week sesnatural ecosystems as models. been bitten? Designed for the sions at beginning, intermediate fit and unfit, SharkBite offers a and advanced levels offered unique method of group training by native speakers who are that is truly unlike any other experienced teachers. Contact 150-HOUR CHINESE HERB fitness bootcamp in the area.

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Vermont, and beyond! and mental harmony through WISDOM OF THE HERBS the use of breathing exercises, SCHOOL: Wisdom of the Herbs aerobic conditioning, circular 2010, accepting applications movements, and pinning and SUMMER DANCE CLASSES: for this year’s program through throwing techniques. We also For teens & adults, starting June; tuition $1750. Wild teach sword/staff arts and knife May 31. Location: Flynn Center, Edibles 2010: Enhancing Local defense. Adult classes seven Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, Food Security, summer/fall days a week. The Samurai Youth flynnarts@flynncenter.org. term, Sundays, Aug. 8, Sept. 12, Program provides scholarships Inspiring teachers, multiage Oct. 3; tuition $300; apply for for children and teenagers, ages peers, and multiple levels of VSAC nondegree grant in June.

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AIKIDO: Tues.-Fri. 6-7:30 p.m., Saturdays 9-10 a.m. & Sundays 10-11:30 am. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 802-862-9785, www.vermontaikido.org. Aikido 101: Join us for this free class!

Our free “Introduction to Aikido” hour begins at 10 a.m. on the 3rd Saturday of each month. Please bring or wear loose-fitting exercise clothing and plan to arrive 15 minutes before the session begins to register. This class is a nonstrenuous introduction to basic movement and training, open to anyone interested in learning more about Aikido.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free.

Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston.

Info: 802-660-4072, Julio@ bjjusa.com, www.bjjusa.com.

Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and selfconfidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PROGRAM: Cost: $5,000/500hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction.

Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net, www.elementsofhealing.net.

This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught. Program starting September 2010. VSAC nondegree grants are available.

meditation INTRODUCTION TO ZEN: Sat., May 22, 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.

Cost: $55/all-day workshop, lunch incl. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, ecross@ crosscontext.net, www.vzc.org.

The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and

meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Preregistration required. Call for more info, or register online.

LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlington shambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

performing arts DISCOVERING ARGENTINE TANGO: May 24-Jun. 25, 4:30-7:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon., Wed., Fri. Cost: $150/ noncredit; $1272 for 3 credits.

Location: University of Vermont, Southwick Ballroom, Redstone Campus, Burlington. Info: In collaboration with UVM Continuing Education, Elizabeth Seyler, 802-318-4959, eseyler@temple. edu. The revival of Argentine tango has touched nearly every continent on the globe. What makes it so special? Discover tango’s appeal, history and culture. Learn how to dance tango and interpret the music.

Instructor Elizabeth Seyler, PhD, welcomes all levels in her playful, engaging course. No partner or dance experience necessary.

MUSICAL THEATRE INTENSIVE: Jun. 20. Location: Spotlight on Dance, 50 San Remo Drive, South Burlington. Info: Bill Reed Voice Studio, Bill Reed, 802-8627326, billreed@theatricalsinger. com. Join Bill Reed and world class faculty members from Circle in the Square Theater School in NYC for this week-long professional workshop. Through this immersion experience, you will transform your vocal technique, release inhibitions, and access deeper parts of yourself, all combining to support your best performances ever.

Registration: Theatricalsinger. com 802-862-7326

pilates ALL WELLNESS, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www.allwellnessvt.com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and

all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, physical therapy, yoga and health counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:45 - just call to sign up.

NATURAL BODIES PILATES: Book your sessions for certified instruction in classical Pilates, Laban/Bartenieff Movement Analysis & yoga for all abilities: By appt. & small group classes.

Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, just over the bridge from Burlington’s New North End), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@naturalbodiespilates. com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com.

Race-car drivers, equestrians, elite athletes, professional actors, dancers and golfers benefit from Movement Analysis and stay fit with Pilates exercise, and now you can too! Find your center and relieve stress with whole-body workouts that leave you feeling strong, relaxed and flexible. Call today for your free introduction.

psychology LISTENING TO OUR INNER STORIES: ACTIVE IMAGINATION: Jun. 5-6, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $100/workshop. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. In this introduction to Jung’s method of active imagination, we gently invite a dialogue between our conscious aware self and some part of our unconscious psyche, using a nonstructured, meditative exploration with drawing, writing and movement. Led by Erica Lorentz, Jungian analyst and teacher.

reiki REIKI (USUI) LEVEL 1: Cost: $175/Sat., May 15, 9:30 a.m.5:30 p.m. Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., #7, Burlington. Info: Chris Hanna, 802-881-1866, Chris@risingsun healing.com. Receive an attunement that allows you to use Reiki for healing and personal growth.

Learn the hand positions for giving a complete Reiki treatment to yourself and others and have time to practice these skills.

Learn to scan the human energy field, the history and ethics of a Reiki practitioner.

relationships RESTORING HARMONY: Jun. 8, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $145/3-hour class. Location: The Woolen Mill, 20 W. Canal St., Suite C3, Winooski. Info: Transformation One, Angelique Devost, 802-989-6694, adevost@transformationone.com, www.transformationone.com.

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sewing New SewiNg ClaSSeS at Nido: May 9-Jul. 31. Location: nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2e, Burlington. Info: nido, 802-881-0068, birdmail@ gmail.com. nido has new sewing classes open now! learn to sew everything from pillows and bags to beach blankets and art smocks. You can even stitch your own wardrobe! nido has something for everyone, including our popular “learn to sew” series.

View the schedule in the shop or at www.nidovt.com.

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PleiN air PaiNtiNg: eveNiNg ligHt witH oilS: May 26-Jun. 30, 5:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $170/class.

Location: Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne. Info: 802-985-3648, shelburneartcenter.org. Paint the glorious evening light of lake champlain. Meet in various locations and create a “traveling palette.”

Hwa-YU-StYle tai CHi: Jun. 7-Jul. 26, 5-5:45 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $60/7-week semester. Location: Montpelier Shambhala Center, 64 Main St., 3rd floor, Montpelier. Info: Ellie Hayes, 802-456-1983, grhayes1956@comcast.net. Join summer semester in downtown Montpelier. New students will have 1:1 instruction with the teacher as well as mentoring from more experienced students. This style of Tai chi features slow, fluid movement. enjoy stress reduction, deep relaxation, improved posture and balance. Instructor ellie Hayes has been teaching since 1974.

ClaY: all levelS. wHeel tHrowiNg or HaNd BUildiNg: 5-week classes start May 18. Tues., 6-8:30 p.m., or Fri., 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Cost: $160/class.

Location: Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne. Info: 802-985-3648, shelburneartcenter.org. Develop wheel-throwing and and handbuilding skills while making friends in artistic studio. Many other times and days available; see website.

shamanism dragoN Fire HealiNg: May 23, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $75/6hour class. Location: Shaman’s Flame facility, 78A Cady Hill Rd., Stowe. Info: Shaman’s Flame, Peter Clark & Sarah Finlay, 802-253-7846, peterclark13@ gmail.com. Full-day shamanic workshop will help participants rediscover their personal evolution and strengthen their sense of self-reliability and empowerment. With the dragon archetype explore shamanic cosmology and the seat of power in the sacred garden, dismantle limiting beliefs, and expand into theta consciousness. No prior shamanic journey experience required.

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SNaKe StYle tai CHi CHUaN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-8647902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang snake style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

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spirit BaSiC PSYCHiC develoPMeNt: June 10-Aug. 12, 7:00-10:00 p.m. Cost: $175/10 Thursdays.

Location:., Venue disclosed after registration, Underhill. Info: Bernice Kelman, 802-899-3542, kelman.b@juno.com. everyone is born with natural psychic abilities. all children are naturally psychic. We were psychic when we were children. However, our culture teaches us to shut off these abilities. You can learn simple and easy ways to tap into your own hidden abilities, to become as little children and play as naturally as you did then, to use your inborn talents to make your life healthier, happier, more loving and more fun. space is limited. Reserve your space now!

spirituality JUNg, SPiritUalitY & tHe BodY: Jun. 4, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $20/lecture. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802244-7909. lecture discussing the importance of witnessing and containing archetypal energies when they become embodied and emerge in our lives. led by erica lorentz, Jungian analyst and teacher.

wood-tUrNiNg BaSiCS: May 25-Jun. 29, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $220/15 hours of instruction. Location: The Sculpted Tree, 5 Andrew Dr., Unit 3, Essex Jct. Info: The Sculpted Tree, Inc., Nick Rosato, 802-9992976, nickrosato@gmail.com. learn to turn bowls, rolling pins and other items. Ideal class for beginner and intermediate turners. This is a skill-building course providing instruction on safety, selecting material, tool selection and technique, and sharpening.

Open studio time to practice skills available after completion of course. Ongoing enrollment.

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wiss artist Paul Klee famously said, “A line is a dot that went for a walk.” In Studio Place Arts’ current group exhibit, titled “Line It Up,” 18 artists from around Vermont interpret the meaning of line as an aesthetic concept.

The 30 works, including drawing, sculpture, painting and printmaking, suggest that line isn’t as pedestrian as Klee’s quote might suggest.

Dimensionality doesn’t immediately come to mind when considering line, but several works in the show break the two-dimensional mold.

“Lines and Sticks” by Linda Maney is a 12-by-12-inch wall piece presenting a range of lines in 2-D and 3-D. To the left is a vertical band of acrylic orange, turquoise and purple painted lines; to the right are four sticks held together with copper wire. If you consider the shadows in the composition, there are four kinds of line.

Another sculptural work is the assemblage “Bird Song” by Dorothy C. Weicker. The 48-by-14-inch vertical composition incorporates burlap, cassette tape, shredded batik, feathers and colorful threads affixed to a metal screen. It’s an iconographic object, like an abstract mask or other ritual item. Its lines in themselves do not make a subject but — like texture or color — simply help to define the object.

David Powell’s 10-by-14-inch collage “Mining for Disaster” appropriates 19th-century technical images and diagrams to create an absurdist, fine-lined narrative, such as might be found in a dictionary or encyclopedia. His “A Fine Balance, A Juggling Lesson” uses 20th-century pictures in the same way. Its paper has a yellow cast, except for the figure of a boy in white. The contrast between the two creates a line in negative space.

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Falling in Line

“Lines and Sticks”

by Linda Maney

Art review: “Line It Up”

DIMENSIONALITY DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY COME TO MIND WHEN CONSIDERING LINE, BUT SEVERAL “Keys to Value” by Robert Carsten

WORKS IN THE SHOW BREAK THE TWODIMENSIONAL MOLD.

“Landscape #144” is a 22-by-28inch ink drawing by Karolina Kawiaka of White River Junction. She produced a matrix of small squares that seem like overlapped pieces of screen. The drawing also reads like abstract cartography, with areas around the squares left completely blank. The similarly scaled, more elaborate “Landscape #123” in colored pencil is dark and layered in tiny squares of whites, grays, reds, blues and greens.

Springfield, Vt., artist Robert Carsten also fills his paper with small forms, but “Keys to Value” is based in realism. His 28-by-18-inch drawing executed in marker depicts hundreds of hanging keys, alive with varied rhythms and diagonal strokes. In the art-jargon sense of the word “value,” the drawing exhibits differing gradations of dark and light.

Marie LaPré Grabon’s 10-by-14inch charcoal “Reclining Nude w/Reflection” is a Matissian odalisque, and one of the few figurative pieces in the show. LaPré Grabon skillfully varied the weights of her lines and contrasted the lines of her figure with background patterning. She also smudged charcoal dust to introduce grays to the image.

The most minimal works in the show are “Springtime” by Mark Heitzman and “Beach Grass #39” by Pria Cambio. Both consist of simply a few lines in space. Heitzman’s graphite work on paper is a group of loops and circles trailing down the picture plane at a slight angle, while Cambio used ink in a calligraphic manner, creating a few quickly drawn grasses.

Line has many guises and uses in art, from the decorative to the structural, and “Line It Up” demonstrates just how varied it can be.  M A R C AWO D EY

“Line It Up,” a group show in multiple media. Studio Place Arts, Barre. Through June 12.

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‘Alter(ed) ego, FAmily & Friends’: A group portrait in vignettes, of characters in the artists’ lives, including clothing, photographs and text annotating the cast of characters. Through May 31 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746.

‘Alzheimer’s: Forgetting Piece by Piece’: An exhibit of 52 contemporary quilted works that offer poignant tribute to victims of the disease, organized by the Alzheimer’s Art Quilt Initiative; and audio recordings of stories from elders, in conjunction with Vermont Public Radio and The StoryCorps Memory Loss Initiative. Also, ‘circus dAy in AmericA’: A multimedia exhibit celebrating the art and experience of the American circus, circa 1870-1950; ‘JAy hAll connAwAy: A restless nAture’: A retrospective of the 20th-century New England landscape painter; ‘All Fired uP: six cerAmic Artists From Vermont’: Unique artist-designed installations by a half-dozen of the region’s finest ceramicists; ‘embellishments: the Art oF the crAzy Quilt’: Extraordinary examples from the permanent collection that have never been publicly exhibited; ‘uPon A PAinted oceAn: AmericAn mArine PAintings’: Fine works from the permanent collection; ‘tAlly-ho! the Art And culture oF the Fox hunt’: Artwork, film footage and artifacts from the heyday of the sport in America; ‘the Art oF ogden Pleissner: A retrosPectiVe From the collection’: More than 30 rarely seen oils, watercolors and drypoints; ‘good Fences: Vermont stone wAlls’: An outdoor exhibit exploring the medium’s history, variety and materials; and ‘wArren Kimble’s AmericA’: Favorite works from the country’s best-known contemporary folk artist.

Through October 24 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

‘Artists get wet’: Members of the Essex Art League show works interpreting the watery theme.

Through May 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014. ‘beAutiFul things’: A juried exhibit of images by Vermont photographers chosen by Ronn Orenstein, a professional photographer from Maine. Through June 12 at Vermont Photo Space Gallery in Essex Junction. Info, 777-3686.

dAniel leFrAncois: “Ka-Blam,” interactive sculpture paintings composed of found and ordinary items by the multimedia artist. Through May 31 at Green Door Studio in Burlington. Info, 735-3729.

‘double diP i: Food Art show’: In conjunction with Seven Days’ Vermont Restaurant Week, twodimensional artworks in various media with food as the subject, by local artists. Through May 30 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438.

essex Art leAgue: Members of the artists’ association show diverse artworks. Through May 31 at Burnham Memorial Library in Colchester. Info, 862-3014.

riVer Arts oPen studio: Exhibitor fees: $45.

Submissions jury deadline: May 21. Dates: May 29 & 30.

Location: 74 Pleasant St., Morrisville. www.riverartsvt. org, steve@riverartsvt.org summer Artists mArKet Looking for vendors for 2010 season. Located in the heart of Shelburne Village, $150 for 19 markets. Saturdays, May 29-October 2. Email sarahleegrillo@gmail.com for application. cAll to Vt Artists! The Art Gallery in Stowe seeks VT art for July exhibition. “Summer Mosaic”; small 6”X6”, gallery wrapped. Deadline: June 25. Info: stoweartgallery@ gmail.com, 253-6007. www. stoweartgallery.com the Art oF networKing is a nonjuried show taking place in the Soda Plant Hallways.

One or two pieces may be submitted. Private event for artists to meet June 3; show is on view June 4-26.

tAlKs & eVents robin Kent & Jim bArner: “Artisans at the Bend: Snippets of the Human Condition,” playfully and masterfully crafted items made of reclaimed, painted wood by the art-making couple. Through May 31 at Frog Hollow in Burlington.

Robin Kent demonstrates her painting techniques for gallery-goers: Saturday, May 22, 1-4 p.m. Info, 863-6458. uPPer VAlley PhotoslAm exhibit: Nearly 240 images from more than 130 photographers, ages 5 to 91, amateur and pro, in response to a call to artists by the gallery. Through May 22 at PHOTOSTOP in White River Junction. Closing party: Saturday, May 22, 5-8 p.m.

Info, 698-0320.

JAmes Vogler & Kit donnelly: The weekend-only exhibit features oil-and-wax paintings and acrylic paintings, respectively. Saturday, May 22, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sunday, May 23, noon-3 p.m., Towle Hill Studio, Corinth.

Info, 439-3730.

recePtions christoPher Alley: This “Post Decadent Installation” features mixed-media paint-

greg mAmczAK & seAn metcAlF: Colorful oil paintings and illustrations. Through June 1 at Speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 540-0107. helgA weissoVA hosKoVA: “A Young Girl at the Ghetto Terezin: 1941-1944,” photographic reproductions of 10 drawings, as well as diary excerpts, by a girl held for 3 years at the concentration camp during WWII. Through May 23 at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

JAmes Vogler: Twelve recent oil and wax abstractions on canvas by the Vermont painter.

Through June 30 at Chittenden Bank Main Branch in Burlington.

JAnice soleK teFFt & Ken teFFt: The members of the Essex Art League exhibit their artworks.

Through June 30 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014.

Kimberlee Forney: Whimsical paintings.

Through May 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington.

Info, kimforney.com.

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gregg blAsdel & JenniFer Koch: “Panda’s Exercise,” prints by the Burlington husband-and-wife artists.

May 21 through June 16 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington.

Reception: Friday, May 21, 5-8 p.m. Info, 863-3662. new Artist exhibit: An exhibit with newcomers to the gallery, Lisa Morrison, sculpted tree paintings; Daniel Pattullo, paintings of Vermont scenes; Corliss Blakely and Clair Dunn, paintings and photography, respectively, made using iPhone technology. Returning artists Meta Strick and Kimberlee Forney add idiosyncratic paintings to the mix. Through July 31 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans.

Reception: Friday, May 21, 6-8 p.m. Info, 524-5700.

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‘gArden And woods’: A group show featuring birdbaths, birdhouses, garden sculptures, garden-themed paintings and more by Vermont artists. Through June 30 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield.

Reception: Saturday, May 22, 4-6 p.m. Info, 828-4872. chittenden county high school seniors Art show: Soon-to-be HS graduates show their work in a variety of media. Through May 26 at Union Station in Burlington.

Reception: Wednesday, May 26, 6-9 p.m. Info, 310-3211.

lAuren brownell: A 10-year retrospective of paintings that combine flowers, Bodhisattvas, intention, eggs and the figure, and chart the artist’s spiritual path. Through June 1 at Drink in Burlington. Info, 238-5259.

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lisA lillibridge: “My WPA Project,” carved and painted pieces in honor of Roosevelt’s 1930s program to put unemployed artists to work.

Through June 28 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 238-3485. mAggie rose bogosiAn: “What Might Have Been Lost,” 33 connected moments captured with film camera that focus on details, oddities, imperfections and moments of beauty. Through May 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 315-391-3997. mAyA urbAnowicz: Abstract expressionist paintings and drawings. Through May 31 at Pine Street Deli in Burlington. Info, 862-9614.

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Art At August First: August First Bakery is booking artists for late summer/ fall. Email samples/link to friends@augustfirstvt.com.

tAste oF stowe Arts FestiVAl: Sell your artwork at the Taste of Stowe summer festival, July 30-August 1.

Get on board to contact fans, create new collectors, make connections and increase artist links. Deadline: May 21.

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‘double diP ii: Food Art show’: In conjunction with Vermont Restaurant Week, two-dimensional artworks in various media with food as the subject, by local artists. Fourth Floor Gallery. Through May 29 at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Info, 318-2438.

seAbA’s AnnuAl meeting: Our annual meeting, dinner and celebration will be held on Thursday, June 17, at the Soda Plant. We are asking artists to donate a concept piece relating to the longanticipated (or dreaded) Champlain Parkway (aka Southern Connector). SEABA will supply a frame, a map, and our blessing; you can take the concept wherever it leads you. Your effort helps support us in our effort. Call Roy at the SEABA office, 859-9222, for further details.

ings by the Goddard College MFA student, musician and architect, and is intended to be “a tribute to the Vermont community and its steadfast love of endurance.” Through May 31 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Reception: This “anti-opening” offers art, food, music and performance.

Friday, May 21, 6-9 p.m. Info, 793-8482.

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dicK brunelle: New contemporary abstract paintings in watercolor and acrylic on canvas.

Through May 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington.

Info, 864-0989.

Deadline: June 1. More info and submission form at www. spacegalleryvt.com.

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cArol golembosKi: “Psychometry,” black-andwhite photographs that explore issues relating to anxiety, loss and existential doubt. Through May 31 at Healthy Living in South Burlington. Info, 863-8100.

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ate Gridley may be the best littleknown artist in Vermont. She’s been painting portraits, still lifes and landscapes of exceptional quality in a Middlebury studio for the past 20 years without drawing much notice beyond a local circle of cognoscenti and a stable of New York clients. How diffident is Gridley? In an age when many artists make aggressive use of the Internet to publicize their work, she doesn’t even have a website of her own.

The obscurity is mainly intentional.

Gridley says she was comfortable for years as a stay-at-home mom who painted when she was able. Self-promotion didn’t seem necessary, since she was making a living from regular portrait commissions and sales of her work in Manhattan galleries. “I’ve always sold well,” Gridley notes matter-of-factly.

Yet suddenly she’s a celebrity in Vermont. Gov. James Douglas’ recent choice of the 54-year-old artist as his official portraitist has brought Gridley a measure of fame — which, given her talent, is likely to last longer than 15 minutes.

Petite and wiry, wearing a green V-neck sweater and rolled-up jeans, Gridley appears comfortable being interviewed about her life and work. But she simultaneously seems a bit blinded by the limelight. “The process has just been so public,” she marvels. But the pressure of painting the guv’s portrait, Gridley adds, “is mostly OK.” The Douglas commission didn’t arrive out of the blue; Gridley actually contacted State Curator David Schutz to inquire about it. That was “a business decision,” she explains — the work will surely bring a five-figure payment, though Gridley declines to specify. For his part, Douglas did not respond to queries about his privately financed portrait.

Spokesman Dave Coriell did reveal that Douglas chose Gridley from about eight artists who had sought the commission.

The governor was particularly impressed with her portrait of Timothy Light, a former president of Douglas’ alma mater, Middlebury College.

Light’s likeness hangs on the balcony of a conference room in the college’s Old Chapel along with portraits of other Middlebury dignitaries. Even when viewed from a distance, Gridley’s depiction of Light is eye-poppingly vivid. In the portrait, Light, an Asian-studies scholar, sits before a calligraphed screen and wears academic robes so red they seem aflame.

Gridley achieved the shocking scarlet color by making her own paint. Grinding pigments and mixing them with linseed or walnut oil is a skill she learned while studying in Italy on a grant from Williams College.

Gridley makes paint only occasionally these days, but she told Douglas she’d do it for his portrait should it require a bright color that can’t be obtained commercially.

Gridley hasn’t yet decided how the governor should be posed. And, she notes, “It’s

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not purely up to me.” But she’ll probably want to depict Douglas in a standing position, she says, because that’s how she’s always pictured him. Prior to a recent photo shoot, Gridley had spoken to the governor only once or twice, but she has observed him for years in his role as moderator of Middlebury’s town meeting.

Describing herself as a fiscally conservative Democrat, Gridley says she has no qualms about memorializing a Republican governor. In fact, she believes it’s a testament to Douglas’ leadership that Vermont “will come out of this recession in pretty

good shape.” Gridley also respects Douglas’ “willingness to stand up and say what he thinks, regardless of whether it’s popular.” And she’s learned of the governor’s “tremendous sense of humor” — a quality she hopes to convey in his portrait.

Choosing the affect is crucial, Gridley says, because she and the governor will be “constructing a truth” along with his lasting image. She notes that Howard Dean’s official portrait, which shows him seated on a lakeshore holding a canoe paddle, will forever identify him as an outdoorsman and environmentalist — though that’s

art not the first image of Dean that occurs to many Vermonters.

Asked which politicians’ portraits she admires, Gridley says she’s awestruck by Aaron Shikler’s rendering of John F. Kennedy because of the truth it so poignantly constructs. In the painting made after the president’s assassination, Shikler presents a standing and brooding Kennedy with arms folded and head bowed, seemingly weighed down by the pressures of his office, or perhaps anticipating the looming end of his life.

Gridley also appreciates the portraiture of John Singer Sargent and Diego Velázquez — not so much for their subjects as for their handling of paint. She gives her own methodically composed works a high degree of finish, making her portraits and still lifes appear Old Masterish. It’s a big shift from the abstract paintings that were her exclusive focus at Williams College, though Gridley has been working in a representational style since her study sojourn at Florence’s Uffizi Gallery, and with a mentor in Kyoto.

She went to Japan, Gridley says, because she was “so tired of Western preppy culture.” It’s easy to see why: Before Williams, she attended the la-di-da Brearley School on Manhattan’s Upper East Side and graduated from the elite Phillips Exeter Academy in New Hampshire. Her father was a Manhattan banker and “a Sunday painter,” while her mother taught at St. Bernard’s School, just off Fifth Avenue.

Gridley herself has taught at private schools in Middlebury. And she lets local schools know that students are welcome to arrange visits to the skylit studio adjoining her home. “I want young people to know that real artists are accessible,” Gridley explains.

She and her husband, Orton Family Foundation spokesman John Barstow, have two sons: Charles, 22, and Angus, 18.

The young men will be included in a series of 12 large-scale portraits Gridley has begun painting. She’s giving males and females ages 17 to 22 austerely handsome depictions that seem to leap from their plain white backgrounds. “Almost nobody makes portraits of people this age,” Gridley observes, “even though it’s certainly a significant time of life. They’re actively taking ownership of themselves.”

Gridley sees the series as an act of affirmation. “As we hand off this messy world to the next generation, I’m thinking of what gives me hope,” she says.

The studio walls also display a wintry Vermont landscape that recalls Andrew Wyeth, as well as other portraits and a few still lifes. While some might admire the virtuosic versatility in Gridley’s work, gallery owners often view this as a commercial handicap, she explains. “They tell me they want a unified look to a show,” Gridley says. “But,” she adds with a grin and a shrug, “I never worry about that.” m

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Mia Feuer: “Dissonance/Resonance,” sculptural installations that require the viewer to navigate through them, and comprise meditations on conflict, volatility and flux in Israel and the West Bank. Through June 26 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

Michael Metz: “Forty Years of Photography,” color and black-and-white images by the Charlotte photographer. Through May 31 at Mirabelles in Burlington. Info, 598-6982.

Michael StrauSS: New acrylic high-chroma landscapes based on themes and palettes of Canadian impressionists and colorists. Through May 31 at New Moon Café Gallery Space in Burlington. Info, 865-2329.

NaNcy tapliN: New gestural works on paper and canvas by the Vermont artist. Through June 26 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington.

Info, 652-4500.

NicholaS hecht: Paintings and sculptures by the central Vermont artist. Through May 31 at Salaam in Burlington. Info, 658-8822. ‘people & portraitS’: A diverse selection of paintings, photography and sculpture featuring people and faces, by customers and staff. Through July 31 at Artists’ Mediums in Williston. Info, 879-1236. ‘picture yourSelF: the photobooth iN aMerica, 1926-2010’: A selection of American photobooth photographs and equipment collected

by Burlington artist and photo historian Nakki Goranin. Through September 1 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. ‘proFile New york: art aS aeSthetic experieNce’: A group exhibit of works in a variety of media by artists from around the world who are currently living in New York City and impacted by that city’s diversity. Through May 29 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. Info, 578-2512.

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the Four SiSterS aNNual art exhibit: The local artistic siblings show their paintings in a variety of styles. Through May 31 at Dorothy Alling Memorial Library in Williston. Info, 288-8086. ‘viewS aNd re-viewS: Soviet political poSterS aNd cartooNS’: An array of images spanning more than six decades, from the time of the Russian Civil War (1918-23) to the late Soviet period, including propaganda and Soviet pins, East Gallery. Through May 23 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0570. “waNderiNgS”: Photographs by Gary Hall, Lynda Reeves McIntyre and Asa Sourdiffe. Through May 25 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne.

Info, 985-3848. “what about the ForeSt?”: Fourth and fifth graders at the Champlain Elementary School used materials and concepts about the forest to create masks, boxes, clocks, bark paintings and more, in conjunction with a class offered by Shelburne Farms. Through May 31 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211.

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“art oF actioN: curator’S choice tour”: In its final leg, a touring exhibit of paintings by Vermonters commissioned to interpret social, cultural and political issues affecting the future of Vermont. Through June 30 at Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

‘Face to Face: aN exhibit oF portraiture FroM the uNiverSity collectioN’: Portraits spanning Chinese ancestral paintings to the 19th century; also a large-scale landscape, “Old Man of the Mountain” by Samuel Lancaster Jerry. Through August 1 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University in Northfield. Info, 485-2448.

Felix de la coNcha: Realist New England and North Carolina townscapes by the Vermont painter.

May 26 through July 11 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. group Sculpture Show: Leila Bandar, Kat Clear, Chris Curtis, David Tanych and Denis Versweyveld show works in stone, steel, wood and other media in this biennial installation. Through May 1 at Vermont Arts Council Sculpture Garden in Montpelier. Info, 828-3292.

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SidNey eley: Mixed-media photography and alternate photographic processes. Through May 31 at SEABA Gallery in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

‘Storied objectS: traciNg woMeN’S liveS iN verMoNt’: Artifacts from the museum’s permanent collection, along with oral and written narratives of Vermont women from the Vermont Folklife Center and UVM’s Special Collections, offer a glimpse into Vermont life from the 19th century onward. Through September 3 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

liSa MaSe: “The Gold Thread,” collaged artwork referencing themes and memories in the artist’s life.

Through June 19 at Tulsi Tea Room in Montpelier.

Info, 223-0043. loiS beatty: Monoprints. Through May 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction.

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Maggie Neale: “Free Range,” new abstract paintings by the central Vermont artist. Through June 4 at City Center in Montpelier. Info, 279-0774.

MiraNda Syp: “Rainbows and Dancers on Duckcloth,” acrylic paintings. Through June 30 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454.

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Gallery is curious: Isn’t art always an aesthetic experience? Whatever, the group show

of guest artists who live and work in the Big Apple present a variety of aesthetics — not to mention media, themes and styles — to ponder. The exhibit is on view through May 29. Pictured: “Happy Ladybug” by Erik Von Plonnies.

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Paul Gruhler: New abstract paintings that explore spatial relationships and the harmony and tension within color, line and form. Through May 27 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. rachael rice: “Altar Eco,” new works made from repurposed and upcycled materials. Through May 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com.

‘The arT of creaTive aGinG’: A juried exhibit featuring original work of older artists created since their 70th birthdays, sponsored by the Central Vermont Council on Aging. Through June 30 at Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 479-0531.

The BiGTown inviTaTional Show 2010: This special group show features artworks by Nina Bohlen, Jim Condron, Marcy Hermansader, Marcus Ratliff, Peter Seward, Andy Schneller, Charles Spurrier and Susan Walp. Through May 23 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.

‘To life! a celeBraTion of vermonT JewiSh women’: Oral histories, photographic portraits, archival images and artworks by female Jews in the state make up the Vermont Jewish Women’s History Project directed by Sandy Gartner and Ann Buffum. Through July 3 at Vermont History Museum in Montpelier. Info, 479-8505.

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43rd annual STudenT exhiBiTion: Works in all media by senior independent studio-art students.

Through May 22 at Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College. Info, 443-3168. american PainTinGS and PrinTS from The ShelBurne muSeum: Thirty works represent the interests of American artists in urban and rural areas before 1900, and celebrate the landscape and its inhabitants. Through June 6 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-3168. annual memBerS’ Show: Members of the nonprofit arts organization show their works in a variety of media and techniques. Through June 30 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097. annual STudenT arT Show: Works by students K-12 in more than 30 schools in the area, as well as homeschooled students. Through June 5 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356. ‘celeBriTy’: Paintings, prints and photographs from the permanent collection that convey the idea and presentation of being famous. May 20 through August 15 at Middlebury College Museum of Art in Middlebury. Info, 443-5007.

JameS Borden & roBerT a. Gold: “81 Restaurants, 81 Paintings, 81 Years,” watercolors by the octagenarian artist; and “Cityscapes,” digitally altered multimedia works, respectively. Through June 30 at Tourterelle Restaurant in New Haven.

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JEAN CHEROUNY: ‘PAINTED’: Canvasses that explore the artist’s process of applying paint with roller skates. Through May 29 at The Art House in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464.

ADRIEN “YELLOW” PATENAUDE: Whimsical landscapes and waterscape paintings. Through May 21 at Hangman Framing & Art Gallery in Hardwick. Info, 524-4405.

MARK MOFFETT: “The Sun Ain’t Stable (Skeleton Makes Good),” encaustic paintings. Through June 8 at Brick Box in Rutland. Info, 235-2734.

ALEX BOTTINELLI: Paintings and mixed media by the Hardwick artist. Through June 7 at Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Info, 472-7053.

PATTY SGRECCI & MICHAEL KIN: The artists present mixed-media work in exhibits titled “Fanatical Botanicals” and “Light in Flight: A Year of Avian Observation in Vermont,” respectively. Through June 29 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956.

BERT DODSON & ZELMA LOSEKE: The husbandand-wife artists share an exhibit: her free-form sculptures of handmade paper and vine; his drawings and illustrated books, including the recent Favor Johnson. Through June 17 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158.

‘SUNFLOWER POWER’: More than 80 wooden sunflowers cut out and painted by members of the guild appear around town in this annual community art project. Through May 31 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4732.

THOMAS POLLAK: “Threads in Our Tapestry,” wide-angle photographs of Vermont’s landscape.

Through June 25 at WalkOver Gallery & Concert Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188.

GALEN CHENEY: “Mark by Mark,” recent abstract works on paper and canvas by the Middlesex artist.

May 20 through June 20 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

HEIDI POLLARD: “Unsayable,” recent paintings.

Through May 30 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

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Over time, they became more — legs, spindles, hinges, etc. — into quirky figurative wall sculptures with a lot more personality. At Frog Hollow in Burlington, Kent pieces, which they collectively call “snippets of the human condition,” in the window gallery through the end of the month. Pictured: “Sailor’s Dream.” This Saturday, May 22, Kent demonstrates her painting

MONTHLY FEATURED ARTISTS: Works by painters Robin Massey and Leesa Mossey, prints by Lyna Lou Nordstrom, jewelry by Holly Spier and turned wood by Nick Rosato. Through June 6 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls.

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SUSAN MEISELAS: “In History,” a touring exhibit of images from the career of the renowned documentary photojournalist, best known for her work covering political upheavals in Central America in the 1970s-’80s. Through June 20 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426.

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‘WE WANT MILES: MILES DAVIS VS. JAZZ’: The first major North American multimedia retrospective dedicated to the legendary jazz trumpeter and composer (1926-91) features images and sound.

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f it were possible to combine Gladiator and Braveheart into a single film and then surgically extract virtually everything that made those Best Picture winners pure movie magic, what you’d wind up with would be a lifeless, longwinded anti-epic very much along the lines of Ridley Scott’s latest. Talk about missing the mark.

The second of the summer movie season’s major releases suffers from precisely the opposite of the problem afflicting the first.

Where Iron Man 2 was overloaded with bad guys and just generally too busy, Robin Hood is an almost two-and-a-half-hour snore in which almost nothing blockbustery happens until the closing credits are nearly ready to roll.

Oh, and minor detail: This isn’t the movie the TV ads and trailer promise. Based on those, a ticket buyer would have every reason to anticipate a gritty, CGI-enhanced retelling of the classic story. You know: Rough folk hero stays a step ahead of the Sheriff of Nottingham, steals from the rich, gives to the poor, woos Maid Marian, buckles his swash with the Merry Men in Sherwood Forest and performs mindblowing feats with a bow and arrow.

You can forget about most of that. Scott has big franchise plans and evidently decided the fun can wait until we get the origin

story out of the way. So what we sit through is a long, convoluted, almost-never-merry setup in which Russell Crowe plays Robin Longstride, an archer in the army of Richard the Lionheart (Danny Huston), who’s murdered on his way home to England following the Third Crusade.

Also killed is a nobleman named Robert Loxley. The poor chap’s dying wish is that Longstride return the family sword to his father. You’ll never guess who his widow turns out to be. As fate — or rather, Brian Helgeland’s hodgepodge of a script — would have it, Marian (Cate Blanchett) hasn’t been a maid for 10 years and lives with her fatherin-law (Max von Sydow) on his 5000-acre estate.

The old man fears his land will be confiscated by King John (Oscar Isaac), Richard’s vain, tax-happy younger brother — who’s essentially a lightweight riff on the insecure Commodus Joaquin Phoenix played with such reptilian panache in Gladiator. So von Sydow asks Crowe to move in and assume his son’s identity. This, of course, is all just an elaborate device designed to get Robin and Marian together, and much of the movie is devoted to the slo-mo blossoming of their ardor.

Which is not exactly what we come to a

Just Wright ★★

BORIGIN STORY The first installment in Scott's Robin Hood series misses the mark by a long shot.

Ridley Scott-Russell Crowe action adventure to see, now, is it? However, until the French attack in the movie’s final moments, the arc of the pair’s relationship and a great deal of exposition concerning disgruntled barons and their gabby plans for rebellion are pretty much all that’s on the menu.

I’d like to be able to say that the climactic battle sequence is so spectacular it redeems the film, but, to be honest, it’s literally too little, too late. Scott’s done it all before, and better — the first 15 minutes of Gladiator, in which Crowe’s Maximus makes Alpo out of the barbarian tribes of Germania, are

more exhilarating and imaginatively choreographed than this entire production.

The first form this project took, back in 2007, was a picture called Nottingham in which Crowe would have offered a more sympathetic take on the traditionally vilified Sheriff. Based on the first installment in the revamped series, more than a few viewers are likely to wish Scott and Co. had stuck with the plan. At the very least, it would have assured audiences a hero who’s arresting.

couldn’t have figured out by watching the trailer.

Latifah plays the eponymous Leslie Wright, a Jersey girl, physical therapist and basketball fan. She has a warm, relaxed presence, and even her quirks reveal what a good person she is — like the beater she drives because it reminds her of her dead grandpa. Graduating to leading man status, Common plays New Jersey Nets star Scott McKnight, a celebrity who’s likeable and down to earth. When he and Leslie meet cute at a gas pump, they discover they both love jazz as well as b-ball. What could go wrong?

Well, for one thing, Leslie is 35 and plussized, and pro ball players’ wives are expected to have a look. Unlike most romantic comedies with an “unconventional” heroine, this one never mentions her size. Whether we have Elliot or Queen Latifah’s clout to thank for that restraint, it doesn’t change the plot’s inevitable course. When Scott meets Leslie’s lissome godsister, Morgan (Paula Patton), he instantly relegates Leslie to “home-girl” status. Never mind that Morgan is a golddigging slacker simpering her way into his wallet via his heart. Do I need to tell you that the worm turns when Scott suffers a careerthreatening injury and requires the services of ... a physical therapist?

You know what would be cool? To see these stock characters reveal their motivations sans social repression and self-censor-

ing, the way people did in Ricky Gervais’ The Invention of Lying — a film that featured the same plot with the genders reversed. Nice guy Gervais pined for out-ofhis-league Jennifer Garner while she fell for Rob Lowe, but all three openly admitted that their romantic choices were guided by a Darwinian desire to secure good (read: skinny and smart) genes for their offspring.

Gervais’ view of the world may be cynical, but it applies surprisingly well to the simplistic world of romances like this one, where a good-hearted fellow invites a lying, scheming shopaholic into his life just because she’s hot, then has to suffer before learning the error of his ways. (Or maybe he really just learns that, as inheritable traits go, a great personality is more important than a wasp waist.)

Latifah and Common have an easy, genuine chemistry that makes them a plausible pair. But Hamri nudges us way too hard to root for them by cutting to oh-no-she-di’n’t reaction shots of Latifah whenever Patton starts in with her temptress’ wiles.

In real life, more romances are derailed by personality friction than by evil third parties.

People seldom make cut-and-dried choices between physical and spiritual compatibility.

More importantly, though, this is a romantic comedy without anything approaching a funny joke — and that’s just wrong.

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Director Sanaa Hamri and writer Michael Elliot work from one of the tried-andtrue rom-com templates: Nice person meets desirable mate. Desirable mate falls for gorgeous, shallow person instead of nice person.

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Featuring the voices of Jay Baruchel, Gerard Butler, Jonah Hill and Kristen Wiig. Directed by Dean DeBlois and Chris Sanders. (98 min, PG. Capitol [3-D], Essex [2-D after 5/20], Majestic [3-D], Palace, Sunset, Welden) iRoN mAN 2HHH Billionaire inventor and superhero Tony Stark finds himself facing an unexpected foe: the U.S. government. Plus Sam Rockwell as a rival, Scarlett Johansson as super-spy Black Widow and Mickey Rourke as his new Russian archenemy. Will the iron guy live to see number three? Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle and Samuel L. Jackson also star.

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Gemma Arterton costars. Louis Leterrier directs. (118 min, PG-13. Majestic [3-D], Sunset; ends 5/20)

DAtE NiGHtHHH Steve Carell and Tina Fey star in this action comedy about a suburban couple whose attempt to spice things up backfires. Mark Wahlberg and James Franco costar. Shawn Levy directs. (88 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset)

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Letters to Juliet 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7:10, 9:20. Iron man 2 11:40 a.m., 1, 2:15, 3:45, 4:50, 6:30, 7:30, 9, 10. A Nightmare on Elm Street 12:25, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:20.

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Date Night Wed: 4. Thu: 4, 6:35. Furry Vengeance 1:25. The Ghost Writer Wed: 12:45, 3:35, 6:30. Thu: 12:45, 3:35. How to train Your Dragon (2-D) 3:45. Iron man 2 1, 3:50, 6, 7, 8:35, 9:40. friday 21 — wednesday 26 *Shrek Forever After (2-D) 12:35, 1:30, 2:45, 3:45, 5, 6:15, 7:15, 8:30, 9:30. *macGruber 1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:20. Babies 12:30, 1:10, 2:20, 3:10, 4:10, 5:10, 7:10, 9:10. The Ghost Writer 3:35, 6:30. Iron man 2 1, 3:50, 6, 7, 8:35, 9:40.

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RoBiN HooDHH1/2 Russell Crowe, Ridley Scott, history, horses and hand-to-hand combat — what more do you need to know? With Mark Strong, Cate Blanchett and Max Von Sydow.

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Police arrested a 44-year-old man for DUI after he drove his pickup truck onto a racetrack in Bremerton, Wash.

Officers were already on the scene, using the track to conduct emergency vehicle training. (Kitsap Sun)

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Europe’s Ryanair confirmed it intends on charging passengers to use the restroom on flights lasting an hour or less.

The coin-operated lavatory will cost either 1 euro or 1 pound. The airline also plans to reduce the number of restrooms. “By charging for the toilets, we are hoping to change passenger behavior so that they use the bathroom before or after the flight,” Ryanair’s Stephen McNamara said. “That will enable us to remove two out of three of the toilets and make way for at least six extra seats.” (Britain’s Daily Mail)

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After a camera caught his wife running a red light in Collier County, Fla., math tutor Mike Mogil insisted the ticket was illegal because the yellow light didn’t last long enough. County guidelines state the yellow light should be 4.5 seconds, but Mogil tested it 15 times and found it averaged only 3.8 seconds. He challenged the ticket, and a special magistrate dismissed it.

Not content to stop there, Mogil said he checked 65 of the county’s 200 intersections with red-light cameras and found that only seven yellow lights are long enough. (Southwest Florida’s WBBH-TV News)

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British authorities arrested two women at Liverpool’s John Lennon Airport for trying to board a flight to Germany with a dead man in a wheelchair wearing sunglasses. When check-in staff questioned Gitta Jarant, 66, she assured them her 91-year-old husband, Willi, was just resting and had on sunglasses because he wanted to spare passengers from looking at an unsightly eye. Told he was indeed dead, she insisted he’d been alive when they arrived at the airport. The other woman, Willi Jarant’s stepdaughter, agreed. “He was pale,” Anke Anusic,

41, said, “but he wasn’t dead.” (New York Times)

Perpetual Motion

Noting that cows walk about eight hours a day while grazing, Irish farmer William Taylor calculated that if the world’s 1.3 billion cattle used treadmills for those eight hours, they could produce 6 percent of the world’s power. To that end, he developed the Livestock Power Mill, which consists of a feed box hooked to the front, a nonpowered, inclined belt, and a gearbox that powers a generator. Each cow can produce 2 kilowatts of electricity, enough to power four milking machines. Taylor, who operates a prototype on his farm in Northern Ireland, estimates that a small farm using the system for 50 cows could earn back its $100,000 price tag in three years.

(Popular Science) Inmates at Tent City Jail in Phoenix, Ariz., who want to watch television have to pedal stationary bikes customized to power the sets. The bikes generate 12 volts of electricity to operate the sets, and an hour of pedaling equals an hour of TV, according to Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who started the program, called “Pedal Vision.” (KNXV-TV News)

Shot in the Dark

When a light is turned on at night, even briefly, it triggers cellular changes that might lead to cancer, according to researchers in the United Kingdom and Israel. Writing in the journal Cancer Genetics and Cytogenetics, Dr. Rachel Ben-Shlomo of the University of Haifa recommended, “If you want to get up to go to the toilet, you should avoid reaching for the light switch.

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Watching the Defectives

An inspector general’s report that high-ranking employees in the Securities and Exchange Commission violated SEC rules “by viewing pornographic, sexually explicit or sexually suggestive images using government computer resources and official time” cited as one example a staff accountant who tried to access pornographic websites nearly 1800 times in a two-week period, using her SEC laptop, and had some 600 pornographic images saved on her laptop hard drive. The report also said a senior attorney admitted to spending up to eight hours a day downloading pornography to his government computer, so much pornography, in fact, “that he exhausted the available space on the computer hard drive and downloaded pornography to CDs or DVDs that he accumulated in boxes in his office.” (CNN)

REAL free will astrology by rob brezsny may 20-26

aries (March 21-april 19): all of us have

gaps in our education. you and i and everyone else alive have dank pockets of ignorance that diminish our humanity and musty pits of naivete that prevent us from seeing truths that are obvious to others. We all lack certain skills that hold us back from being more fulfilled in our chosen fields. That’s the bad news, aries.

The good news is that the gaps in your education will be up for review in the coming weeks — which means that it’ll be an excellent time to make plans to fill them. Here’s a good way to get started: be aggressive in identifying the things that you don’t even know you don’t know.

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(May 21-June 20): When Paul McCartney first got the inspiration to write the song “yesterday,” he had the melody and rhythm but couldn’t get a feel for what the lyrics should be. For a while, as he was waiting for the missing words to pop into his brain, he used nonsense stand-in phrases. The dummy version of the first line was “scrambled eggs, oh my dear, you have such lovely legs.” This approach could be useful for you in the coming weeks, gemini. as you create a fresh approach or novel departure in your own life, you might want to show the patience McCartney did. be willing to keep moving ahead even though you don’t have the full revelation quite yet.

leo (July 23-aug. 22): i won’t be surprised

if people begin to compete for your attention.

There may even be some pushing and shoving as they jostle to get closer to you. at the very least, you can expect a flurry of requests for your time and energy. What’s this all about?

Well, your worth seems to be rising. either

Virgo (aug. 23-sept. 22): i’m not saying that you should create a superhero identity for yourself and embark on a campaign to combat injustice. but if you’ve ever wondered whether the life of a costumed crusader is right for you, it’s an excellent time to experiment. your courage will be expanding in the coming weeks. your craving for adventure will be strong, too. even more importantly, your hunger to do good deeds that reach beyond your own self-interest will be growing. interested? Check out the superhero supply website to get yourself operational. it’s at www.superherosupplies.com. liBra (sept. 23-oct. 22): all 26 of edgar rice burroughs’ stories about tarzan are set in africa, but he never once visited that continent. and bram stoker didn’t feel the need to travel to the transylvanian region of romania in order to write about it in his novel Dracula. but i don’t recommend this approach to you in the coming weeks, libra. if you want to cultivate something new in your life by drawing on an exotic influence, i think you should immerse yourself in that exotic influence, at least for a while. if you want to tap into the inspiration available through an unfamiliar source, you need to actually be in the presence of that unfamiliar source. scorPio (oct. 23-nov. 21): Why would you

choose this bright, sunny moment to descend into the dark places and explore the fermenting mysteries? What renegade impulse would move you to turn away from the predictable pleasures and easy solutions, and instead go off in quest of more complex joys and wilder answers? Here’s what i have to say about that: i think you long to be free of transitory wishes and fleeting dreams for a while so that you can get back into alignment with your deeper purposes. you need to take a break from the simple obsessions of your grayish, poker-faced ego, and re-attune yourself to the call of your freaky, evergreen soul.

been asking for a long time. it may come softly and quietly, though, and from a direction you don’t expect, and with a nuance or two that’ll test your reflexes.

caPricorN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “is Fast

Taurus (april 20-May 20)

You don’t have to answer to anybody this week, Taurus. You don’t have to defend yourself, explain yourself or compromise yourself.

I mean, you can do those things if you want to be super extra nice, but there won’t be any hell to pay if you don’t. It’s one of those rare times when you have more power than usual to shape the world in accordance with your vision of what the world should be. I’ll go so far as to say that the world needs you to be very assertive in imposing your will on the flow of events. Just one caveat: Mix a generous dose of compassion in with your authoritative actions.

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(nov. 22-Dec. 21): sufi holy man ibn ‘ata allah was speaking about prayer when he said the following: “if you make intense supplication and the timing of the answer is delayed, do not despair of it. His reply to you is guaranteed; but in the way He chooses, not the way you choose, and at the moment He desires, not the moment you desire.” While i don’t claim to be able to perfectly decipher the will of the divine, my astrological research suggests that you will soon get a definitive answer to a question you’ve

aQUariUs (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “The mind loves order, the heart loves chaos, and the gut loves action,” says my astrological colleague antero alli. The ideal situation is to honor each of these needs, keeping them in a dynamic balance. but now and then, it’s healthy to emphasize one over the other two. according to my astrological analysis, you’re entering one of those times when the heart’s longing for chaos should get top priority. but if you do choose to go this way, please promise me one thing: Do your best to tilt toward the fascinating, rejuvenating kind of chaos and tilt away from the disorienting, demoralizing kind.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): When people are truly dehydrated, the impulse that tells them they’re thirsty shuts down. That’s why they may not know they’re suffering from a lack of water. in a metaphorically similar way, Pisces, you have been deprived so long of a certain kind of emotional sustenance that you don’t realize what you’re missing. see if you can find out what it is, and then make measured (nondesperate!) plans to get a big, strong influx of it. The cosmic rhythms will be on your side in this effort!

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Food too tempting?” read a headline in The Week magazine. The accompanying article discussed whether people have the right to blame and even sue McDonald’s and burger King for their health problems. in my opinion, we might as well add other allegedly appealing poisons to the discussion. “is heroin too tempting?” “is cheating on your lover or spouse too tempting?” “is watching tV five hours a day too tempting?” i hope you’re seeing where i’m going with this, Capricorn. The coming weeks will be a good time to take personal responsibility for any supposedly fun activity you’re doing that warps your character or saps your energy. it’s prime time to end your relationship with stuff that’s bad for you.

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caNcer (June 21-July 22): i suspect you’re going to feel a bit constrained in the coming weeks, Cancerian — maybe even imprisoned. i suggest you make the best of it. rather than feeling sorry for yourself and spiraling down into a dark night of the soul, try this: imagine that you’re a resourceful hermit who’s temporarily under house arrest in an elegant chalet with all the amenities. regard this “incarceration” as a chance to start work on a masterpiece, or upgrade your meditation practice, or read a book you’ve needed an excuse to lose yourself in. believe it or not, your “deprivation” could be one of the best things that has happened to you in a while.

your usefulness is flat-out increasing or else those who’ve underestimated you in the past are finally tuning in to what they’ve been missing. so here’s my question and concern: Will you get so seduced by what everyone asks you to give them that you lose sight of what you really want to give them? i suspect there will be a difference.

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RE: Cute dark-haired boy I guess there are a ton of blue-bikeriding boys in Burlington. But I don’t think there are that many fixed-gear blue bikes out there. When: Friday, May 14, 2010. Where: riding around.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907456 Stacey Morrisville Mobil in Mornings I spy you a lot & you look so sad sometimes. I would love to have a coffee or light lunch w/ you, hopefully become friends. I’ll do my best to make you smile & laugh. Someone as beautiful as you should be walking on air. If I wasn’t so shy I’d come up & say hello more often. When: Wednesday, May 12, 2010. Where: Morrisville Mobil Station.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907455 Loveable langdon st. cafe WHAT? You hotties there have never been in I Spy? Well, now you have!

Always a good time & love the inner gossip :) A cafe was never so sexy!

Especially you, vampire! But I do love you sexy ladies. So, see you soon!

When is the next pink night? When: Wednesday, May 12, 2010. Where: the cafe. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907454 RE: Cute dark-haired boy I thought I was just being cocky, but I’ve looked for any better-looking guy w/ a blue bike & haven’t seen one. A few more details would be appreciated, though. When: Wednesday, April 28, 2010. Where: I Spy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907452

Lovely crepe lover You were getting a crepe that you wish had Brie cheese. You had a dog. I was sitting on the adjacent bench reading. You sat next to me for 3 minutes & I made a comment about Brie cheese being too squishy.

I would have liked to talk to you more, but your order was ready & you vamoosed. When: Wednesday, May 12, 2010. Where: Church St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907444 60 some-odd miles north I see what has to be the most interesting, beautiful & captivating number of women that has ever graced the worldwide web all on one website. I think its time for me to move. When: Wednesday, May 12, 2010. Where: Two2Tango. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907443 Naturally Sweet You had a T-shirt titled “Naturally Sweet”. I commented that I needed a lot of natural sugar to make me sweet. A great laugh & smile followed and captivated me. Are you available & looking? If so, please give me a shot. When: Friday, April 30, 2010.

Where: Hunger Mountain Co-op. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #907441 woman who works too hard I saw you in your driveway, around the corner, looking exhausted. You: working too hard, tired & sore, sleeping or just exhausted. Losing time for us to enjoy

Dierks Bentley Hi there, to the nice girl I met from Milton the other night at the show. You are into country & I am into bluegrass.

I liked your smile & got your name but not a number. You got a picture of me, but I never saw it. Email me so we can get to know each other better! When: Saturday, May 8, 2010.

Where: Dierks Bentley Higher Ground.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907436 at American Flatbread To the young blond guy behind the bar at American Flatbread: I had a really bad day & your smile brightened my life. Thanks! When: Thursday, May 6, 2010. Where: American Flatbread.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907435 URBN All of us boys at work stared each other in the eyes for 5 minutes at a time. After that was over with, we decided none of us really had blue eyes. Looks like you will have to awkwardly hit on him, or give more deets. Just bring that wrinkly puppy back in! Please. When: Tuesday, May 4, 2010. Where: Urban Outfitters.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907434 Cameraman at Naked Bike Ride I spy a hippie scientist, left holding the bags & trying to catch his friends on video as they joined in the fun! You nearly missed me as I was going by, but I saw you looked left out ... Wanna get a bike & join us next time? When: Tuesday, May 4, 2010. Where: secret location.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907433 SUNDAY PASSERBY AT CITY MARKET I saw you today at City Market and we exchanged glances inside, and then again outside as you got in your pickup w/ your yellow lab. We pulled out of our parking spots at the same time & drove past each other.

You have a dog, I have a dog - want to go for a walk? When: Sunday, May 9, 2010. Where: City Market.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907432 Look What Daddy Did! I spy a beautiful girl in Denver. You are probably wearing that awful bear sweatshirt right now. Anyway, I want you to know that you are more than my girlfriend, you’re my best friend. I am sorry I hurt you. I hope you will give me the chance to fix this mess I have created. I miss

mistress maeve Dear Mistress Maeve,

I grew up fat. Very, very fat. I didn’t date very much.

When I did “date,” I slept with the guy right away and never heard from him again. Eventually, I found a cool guy who was fine with just having a sexual relationship, and we’ve been having sex for about 10 years.

Now, I’ve lost all the weight and gained some self-esteem. I still see my sex buddy three to four times a month. The sex is AWESOME, but that’s all it is — sex. We don’t talk on the phone, hang out or run in the same group of friends. I date, but I have yet to meet anyone I’d leave my sex buddy for — so I end up sleeping with both my “dates” and my sex buddy (carefully, of course).

My problem now is that I am dating a very nice guy, and I like him. I want a boyfriend, and I think I could have something awesome with this guy.

However, I don’t know how (nor do I really want) to lose my sex buddy. I’m afraid to lose what I have — great sex and a special friend — for a chance at a real boyfriend.

Signed,

Dear Weight-ing,

Weight-ing

You struck up a convenient relationship with your sex buddy when your self-esteem was at an all-time low. It sounds like you weren’t able to accept love when you were heavier, and your sex buddy offered you a way to be sexually satisfied without being emotionally vulnerable.

Now that you’ve lost the weight, it’s time to clean house. Just as you go through your closet and get rid of the clothes that are now too big, you must also toss out the habits and relationships that no longer fit.

You are hanging on to your sex buddy because you’re afraid to let go and accept that you are good enough to love and be loved. If you truly want a boyfriend, it’s time to say goodbye to a 10year relationship that is holding you back. You’re physically skinny — now it’s time to slim down emotionally.

Need advice?

Big love,

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In Love with the Wind You: wearing green overall-shorts & getting an upside-down piggyback ride. Me: watching from afar in my purple sunglasses, which you eventually pried from my face when you came my way. You are the shortest giraffe I’ve ever seen. Also,

GRRR Sammy, GRRRR! Howdy dowdy, your name is Sam, and when I saw you I screamed “hot damn!”

You can pound a growler of beer, and afterward, please give me a pap smear!

Oh baby, I’m your cougar, I’m in your dreams like Freddy Krueger. So holler back at me, and we’ll hop on my tractor, get it poppin’ like Vermont Yankee’s nuclear reactor! When: Saturday, May 15, 2010. Where: in my underblossoms!.

You: Man. Me: Man. #907445

Kyle from red square Still leaving me interested in finding out more about you. You vanished before we could chat more. When: Tuesday, May 4, 2010. Where: Red Square.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907437

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Dark Chocolate I see you a few times a week because of our jobs. We’ve chatted a little.

You’re hot but I don’t know if you are single. You certainly make my day more enjoyable. Not sure if this is you?

Read the headline. When: Wednesday, May 12, 2010. Where: at work. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907449

I fell in love when...

You were explaining why “The Marriage Ref” is the BEST current reality TV show. Then you explained why you wear bigger swimsuit bottoms during summer if you haven’t “trimmed the hedges.” Then you looked at me & talked about the last time you were thrown out of KFC for sneaking schnapps in your diet Pepsi. I responded with, “... totally.” When: Tuesday, May 11, 2010.

Where: TD Bank Drive-Thru Teller.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907446

Red Wagon Plants Man Saw you unloading your plants at City Market & I believe you to be incredibly handsome. Are you into dudes? Would love to get together & talk plants, or simply run away w/ you. When: Sunday, May 9, 2010. Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Man. #907438

Amazing A dedicated & loving mother. An amazing woman. Beautiful as a winter

sky at sunset. You are missed & deserve so much more. Peace. When: Sunday, May 9, 2010. Where: in my heart.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907429

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You continue to put up w/ my shenanigans & you deserve some sort of award! I don’t have a prize for you, but I will always treat you like the princess you are. You love me for all my scars & baggage and I thank you. I think about you all the time, but I don’t need the same. When: Thursday, May 13, 2010. Where: my bed. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907450

strutting not bouncing The beautiful blond walking down Elmwood every morning. You’re just passing the graveyard when you smile & the whole world brightens.

Make sure you have a weapon in mind to fend off the zombies. I miss more than words can explain.

Second chance? When: Thursday, May 13, 2010. Where: Elmwood Ave. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907447

SMH To the black-haired bandit w/ whom I cannot speak until our eyes meet: I’ll be at our tree from 1 to 4 should the sun shine, Trungpa’s place from 6 to 7 should the sky weep, and our tree again from 8 to 9 should the heavens twinkle.

J’ai hate de vous joindre enfin. When: Thursday, July 8, 2010. Where: Lola’s Hair. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907439

you so much. When: Monday, April 19, 2010. Where: Denver Airport.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907430

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bagel babe at city market You got a cheddar-dill bagel w/ chive cream cheese. I went w/ the veggie cream cheese. Perhaps you would like to discuss something other than bagels? When: Thursday, May 13, 2010. Where: City Market.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907451

you are very pretty. When: Saturday, October 31, 2009. Where: Festival 8.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907448

one another, to remember what made us click. When: Monday, May 10, 2010.

Where: in their yard, Winooski. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907440

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