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Love those Love those “every day low prices”? “every day low prices”?

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New, much larger stores are reportedly proposed for Newport, St. Albans and St. Johnsbury, Morrisville and Middlebury.

Wal-Mart is famous for “every day low pri ces” and its smiley-faced price “rollbacks.” The company would like the world to believe that WalMart’s low prices come from productivity and efficiency.

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Question 1 Isabel Reyes, 37, a Honduran mother with an infant daughter works at a Honduran supplier of clothing to Wal-Mart. She sews sleeves onto shirts at the rate of 1,200 garments a day, two shirts a minute. How much is she paid per week for working 10-hour days.

Which of the following statements is true:

a. The equivalent of $85 per week.

b. California taxpayers subsidized $20.5 million worth of medical care for Wal-Mart in that state alone.

b. The equivalent of $55 per week. c. The equivalent of $35 per week.

a. Part-Time employees must wait two years to purchase health coverage and cannot enroll their spouses or children.

c. The Office of VT health access has no strategy to evaluate the impact that Wal-Mart employees have on our health care system. d. All of the above

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Question 2 Wal-Mart is the largest company in the world and America’s largest private employer, with 1.2 million people. Its annual worldwide sales are over $244.5 billion, which is larger than the economy of which country? a. Saudi Arabia

The total federal cost of a 200-person Wal-Mart store may result in a cost to federal taxpayers of over $420,000 about $2,103 per employee. Profits are not made only on the backs of its employees - but on the backs of every U.S. taxpayer. a. True

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c. Switzerland d. All of the above

Question 3 In the last few years, how many unfair labor practice charges have been lodged against Wal-Mart throughout the country? a. 20

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3c) Over 100. Wal-Mart's rampant violations of worker's rights are of serious concern.

2d) With sales over $244.5 billion/year Wal-Mart’s economy is larger than many nations.

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1c) After working at the factory for 11 years, Isabel earns the equivalent of $35 a week.

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6) Wal-Mart dominates all these and is constantly moving into new product categories.

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them seems pretty small. The report of the doctor who was OK with inducing labor, but not OK with instilling the solution that would kill the fetus beforehand, went right to the point.

I would suggest that patientcontrolled administration of lateterm abortion be introduced. The doctor would set everything up; the patient, or her advocate, would push the button. That way, the person in charge of the pregnancy has the responsibility for terminating it — which is exactly as it should be.

If anyone’s upset about the

planned delivery or removal of a dead fetus, then the problem of unwanted pregnancy should be addressed even earlier — in sexeducation programs in our schools, where all the facts of life are presented frankly and honestly.

Every citizen should know the basics about birth control, the morning-after pill, early abortion and late abortion. An ounce of prevention is still the easy way out.

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ARTFUL APPRECIATION Pamela Polston’s statement [“State

of the Arts,” May 11] that “Burlington has not been kind to the Vermont Arts Council’s 40th anniversary touring show” doesn’t acknowledge that the “Art of Achievement” exhibition is succeeding precisely because the community quickly rallied to help support the arts.

The Council is indebted to the City of Burlington, its Mayor, Burlington City Arts, Flynn Arts, the Fleming Museum, Redstone Property Management, Place Creative Company, Queen City Printers, the Wyndham Hotel, Booska Movers and, especially,

Lawson Lane Associates, which donated the space for the exhibition, along with a host of other businesses, local artists, curators and volunteers who offered their time and resources to Council staff and Trustees to help “fix” the situation precipitated by the unfortunate circumstances surrounding two local businesses.

The outpouring of encouragement and assistance surrounding subsequent events leading up to the dinner honoring former Governor Hoff and the reception for the exhibition is a tribute not only to the power of the arts to bring together individuals and groups to solve problems, but to the generous and proactive spirit of the greater community. When the exhibition closes at the end of May and moves to Bennington, it will not be “with great relief,” but instead with great appreciation and respect for our many kind friends who support the arts in Burlington.

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AN IRREVERENT READ ON VT POLITICS

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t was an historic Montpeculiar moment, but it happened almost in secret. There was no ceremony in the governor’s office. No reporters or TV cameras were present, and no press release was issued. But last Thursday, Gov. Jim Douglas signed into law a bill that will forever change the way Burlingtonians elect their mayor — Instant Runoff Voting has arrived in Vermont!

On the recent March Town Meeting Day, Queen City voters overwhelmingly approved a charter change instituting IRV as the new method for electing mayors.

The first implementation of the IRV system will occur next March.

Trust me, it’s going to make for a different kind of campaign. Perhaps even a kinder and gentler one, too.

Mayor Peter Clavelle told Inside Track this week that, despite the lack of fanfare surrounding the new law, IRV will “invigorate democracy” in the Queen City.

The seven-term mayor, a Progressive who became a Democrat, has long been an enthusiastic supporter of IRV because, he says, “It makes a lot of sense.”

Under the old election rules, a winning Burlington mayoral candidate had to get at least 40 percent of the votes cast. If no candidate did, a second runoff election between the top two would be conducted.

Under the new rules, however, the bar for victory has been raised to 50 percent. If no mayoral candidate reaches 50 percent when the ballots are counted, an instant runoff occurs. And that’s where the fun begins!

For example, let’s say there are four candidates for mayor. Voters will have the opportunity of ranking those four according to their preference as well as adding a write-in candidate.

On the first instant-runoff round, the last-place candidate is dropped and his/her ballots are distributed according to their marked second preference. A new count is taken. If no one has broken the 50 percent threshold, the next-lowest candidate gets dropped and his/her votes distributed according to the marked second preferences. And so on until a winner is picked.

For an online Flash demonstration of how IRV works, check out http://www.instantrunoff.com.

The point is, when all the counting and recounting is done, voters end up with a mayor who, as Clavelle noted, “will serve with majority support.”

Progressive City Councilor Phil Fiermonte, a top aide to Independent Rep. Bernie Sanders and a potential mayoral candidate himself, called last week’s bill signing “a great victory for election reform.”

The IRV method, said Phil the Prog, “will allow voters to back a third-party candidate without worrying about the spoiler effect.”

Rep. Kurt Wright, Burlington’s lone Republican member of the Vermont House, was the only Burlington rep who was not a cosponsor of H. 505.

“Theoretically,” said Wright, “it won’t favor Republicans because this is not a Republican town.”

You’re kidding.

“It’s a whole new day in Burlington politics, and we’ll just have to make the best of it,” continued Wright. In fact, Kwik Stop

Kurt suggested IRV might encourage more candidates to run for mayor, creating a Kentucky Derby-sized field.

One positive effect of IRV, all sides concede, is that mayoral campaigns will tend to be less negative and nasty. That’s because each candidate will try to be picked as a second choice of their opponents’ supporters.

Interesting.

Jo LaMarche, Burlington’s director of elections and records, told Inside Track that implementation of IRV will be the topic at the next meeting of the city’s Charter Change Committee. The city’s voting machines will either have to be upgraded, or recounts will have to be done manually.

So who will IRV benefit — Democrats, Progressives, Republicans or Independents?

Time will tell, but it’s worth noting that if Burlington had been using an IRV system back in 1981, the father of the state’s Progressive movement would not have been elected mayor.

Bernie Sanders, an Independent, defeated incumbent Democratic Mayor Gordie Paquette by just 10 votes, out of almost 10,000 cast. Sanders squeaked to victory with 40.1 percent. Third-place finisher Richard Bove, an anti-Paquette “Independent Democrat,” got about 1500 votes.

Had an instant runoff been required, old-timers agree that the second preference of Bove’s supporters would not have been the loud-mouthed left-winger from Brooklyn.

Statewide IRV? — Though he signed Burlington’s IRV charter-change bill, Republican Gov. Jim Douglas opposes IRV for statewide elections. According to Press Secretary Jason Gibbs, the Guv’s opposition is based in part on a legal opinion by Democratic Attorney General Bill Sorrell.

Sorrell’s opinion is that a constitutional amendment, which itself requires voter approval, would be needed to institute IRV for the offices of governor, lieutenant governor and treasurer. He bases that on his interpretation of the Vermont Constitution.

The election procedure for secretary of state and auditor, however, could be changed to IRV by legislation alone, according to Gen. Billy’s legal opinion.

Of course, legal opinions are not perfect, as Sorrell demonstrated with an earlier opinion suggesting the granting of marriage rights to same-sex couple’s was unconstitutional.

In fact, if you visit http://www.fairvote vermont.org, you’ll find a scholarly legal opinion that makes mincemeat of Sorrell’s opinion.

The fact is, IRV has broad bipartisan support. Republican Sen. John McCain supports it; so does DNC Chair Howard Dean. There’s even an IRV bill in the legislature, but it remains tacked to the wall in the Senate Government Operations Committee.

Committee Chairman Jim Condos told Inside Track that the committee has been busy this winter on other issues, but said, “We’ll take a crack at it next year.”

The bill, S. 48, is sponsored by Condos and five others. It would institute IRV for all statewide races as well as for U.S. Senate and U.S. House.

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But while some anti-fluoride activists concede that there may be benefits to topical exposure via dental treatments and toothpastes, they strongly warn against ingesting it. A growing body of evidence, much of which is outlined in a newly published book entitled The Fluoride Deception by Christopher Bryson, points to a list of ailments linked to fluoride consumption. Among them is dental fluorosis â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the brown or white spotting of teeth â&#x20AC;&#x201D; which, the Journal of Public Health Dentistry warns, can be caused by using fluoridated water to prepare baby formulas.

Other studies, done in the United States and abroad, have shown links between fluoride consumption and increased risks of arthritis, osteoporosis, hyperthyroidism, neurotoxicity, decreased IQs in children, female infertility, and genetic damage. One study, conducted by the National Toxicology Program, a division of the National Institutes of

Health, found that fluoride causes bone cancer in rats. Another study, published in the journal Reproductive Toxicology, revealed that fluoride interferes with the reproductive systems of animals. And fluoridation critics are buzzing about a new study, due out in the next couple of weeks, which purportedly links fluoride to increased rates of certain cancer in humans.

Leading the anti-fluoridation charge in Vermont is Michael Connett, project director of the Burlington-based Fluoride Action Network. FAN, an international coalition of activists, scientists and concerned citizens, has waged a number of effective campaigns to convince municipalities to stop fluoridating their water.

According to Connett, the preponderance of scientific evidence now shows â&#x20AC;&#x153;no significant differenceâ&#x20AC;? in rates of tooth decay between populations with fluoridated drinking water and those without it.

He points out that about 98 percent of the public water systems in western Europe arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t fluoridated â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and rates of childhood tooth decay in those countries are no worse than in the United States.

Moreover, he adds, the body of evidence now shows that the problems associated with fluoride ingestion outweigh purported benefits. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Whenever you raise these basic, important questions, instead of getting answers to specific questions, it usually comes down to, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The ADA supports it, the CDC supports it, the World Health Organization supports it,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? says Connett. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Well, canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t we answer these questions for ourselves?â&#x20AC;?

Increasingly, the anti-fluoridation movement is challenging the prevailing opinion in the U.S. public health establishment. Since 1999, more than 70 communities nationwide have rejected fluoridation programs. In November 2000, Brattleboro residents ignored the recommendation of the state health department and voted not to fluoridate their water supply. Two years later, a dental-health committee in Bennington recommended ending the cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fluoridation plan. In both cities, Connett says, many citizens felt it was better to err on the side of caution than to expose an entire population to the questionable compound.

Burlington could become the next city to kick the fluoride habit. Some city councilors, including Cheryl McDonough (Pâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Ward 2), says itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time for an open and honest debate on the issue. In 2003, she introduced a resolution asking the City Council to reexamine its fluoridation policy. That effort went nowhere. â&#x20AC;&#x153;As is quite typical, the science of 50 years said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;This is the way it is, this is what we have to do,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; and it was quickly brushed aside,â&#x20AC;? McDonough recalls. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But I think that many of the councilors, if I may speak for them, are willing to listen and are very open to the new information and science thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s out there.â&#x20AC;?

McDonough emphasizes that she hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t made up her own mind yet, but has a number of concerns sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like addressed.

Ultimately, the City Council will decide the fluoridation question â&#x20AC;&#x201D; first, with an appointment to the five-member Burlington Board of Health. Two members have already indicated that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re inclined to recommend against the practice. Another, Debra Clemmer, is due to step down in early June. Her replacement, to be appointed by the City Council, will likely determine whether the board votes up or down on fluoridation.

Repeated calls to the Vermont Department of Health for comment were unreturned as of press time. But the Burlington Board of Healthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s decision to challenge a long-standing public-health policy is reportedly creating quite a stir there. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Department of Health is like a beehive thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been swatted with a broomstick,â&#x20AC;? Connett notes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re buzzing and theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re really upset.â&#x20AC;?

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<localmatters> Middlebury Butts Out, Too Bars in Middlebury go smoke-free this Saturday, just as the Vermont Legislature takes final action on an even broader smoking ban.

Local residents have expressed overwhelming support for the Middlebury measure. They voted 706-200 on Town Meeting Day in favor of a proposal to stub out smoking in bars open to the public. The six-member Select Board then unanimously enacted the ordinance.

Because Middlebury is the first town outside the Burlington area to take such a step, its move has had an important influence on lawmakers’ attitudes, says Laura Parkinson, director of the Coalition for a TobaccoFree Vermont. “Initially,” she says, “a lot of legislators thought, ‘Oh, it’s just Chittenden County. Things are different there.’” Burlington, South Burlington, Williston and Winooski have all forbidden smoking in bars.

Feeling the weight of public opinion, two of the four affected establishments in Middlebury didn’t wait for the May 21 deadline to impose their own smoking bans. The bars report no negative effects on business, with many patrons responding positively.

Two Brothers Tavern on Main Street “has gained some new faces, while customers old and new now tend to stay longer than they used to,” says general manager Megan Brady.

Mister Up’s on Bakery Lane has also come out ahead. “You’ll hear some smokers’ opinions — how it isn’t right to do this — but we get a lot more positive comments,” says general manager Vanessa Riena.

Bar-going smokers will soon have no choice but to step outside if they want to light up. The Senate is expected to give its approval May 18 to a House-passed bill banning smoking in private clubs as well as in public bars throughout the state. Gov. James Douglas has indicated he will sign the measure, making Vermont the ninth state in the country to enact such a broad ban.

The legislation ends exemptions contained in a 1993 Vermont law that prohibits smoking in restaurants but not in private clubs or in public bars that earn more than half their revenue from liquor sales.

Opponents of the ban on smoking in private establishments argue that the state has no right to supercede rules set by members of private organizations such as the American Legion, Veterans of Foreign Wars and groups such as the Masons and Elks. But supporters of the legislation say the state’s duty to protect workers’ health should take precedence. The Coalition for a Tobacco-Free Vermont estimates that a bartender working an eight-hour shift inhales the equivalent of 10 cigarettes in the form of second-hand smoke. About 820 Vermonters died last year from smoking-related diseases, the coalition adds.

Two Brothers manager Brady says of her bar’s self-imposed smoking ban, “Our employees are thrilled.

Even smokers really prefer working in a smoke-free atmosphere.”

The Vermont campaign against smoking won’t come to an end following the legislature’s expected action this week. Next on the agenda, Parkinson says, is an effort to raise the state tax on cigarettes to $1.50 from its current level of $1.19, which would put the price of a pack well over $5.

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WAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE Burlington paraeducators and their supporters took to the streets last week as part of an ongoing campaign to raise the wages of Burlington’s lowest paid civil servants. Although the city has an ordinance requiring that all municipal workers receive a livable wage — or enough money to cover a family’s basic needs such as food, housing, child care and taxes — the school department does not.

In fact, none of Burlington’s paraeducators earns enough to live on. Fifty-five percent of the district’s 172 teaching assistants earn $9.25 per hour or less — about $9990 per year; the Vermont Legislature’s Joint Fiscal Office figures a livable wage in Burlington at $12.02 per hour. According to the Vermont Livable Wage Campaign, the pay raise would cost property owners another $3.25 per month, or about $40 per year.

As of this writing, the School Board’s Finance Committee was expected to consider the matter at its May 17 meeting, and bring the issue to the full board in August.

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Warts and All German animal-welfare workers and veterinarians were baffled when as many as 1000 toads exploded in Hamburg after swelling to three and a half times their normal size.

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Holy Moley Canadian health officials ordered Bibles removed from patients’ room at several hospitals in New Brunswick, explaining that they have identified the Scriptures as a new source of germs. Directors of one of the hospitals, Everett Chalmers Regional Hospital in Fredericton, denied that the policy singled out the Bibles, noting that it also required phone books and hospital directories to be removed. Critics, nevertheless, accused the hospital of attacking Christian symbols. “A lot of it, in my

attacked by crows, causing them to “swell up as a form of self-defense,” then explode when the crows pecked them while trying to eat their livers.

• Peruvian officials reported discovering some 4000 endangered Telmatobius frogs in a slaughterhouse waiting to be blended into drinks. The frog cocktails are popular in the Andes because of their supposed aphrodisiac quality. “We were checking the fridges when out jumped a frog,” a Lima city official said.

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There were about 5000 of them, but 1000 died because of the conditions and in transit.”

traveling on an interstate highway outside Cedar Rapids, Iowa, when the hood of their car popped open and covered the windshield. Instead of stopping, according to the Linn County sheriff’s office, the men stuck their heads out the windows so they could see the road and kept driving at about 55 mph.

Eventually, they attracted the attention of two sheriff’s deputies, who pulled them over and arrested the driver, Travis Williams, 25, on suspicion of driving under suspension and no proof of insurance and passenger Brandon Calmese, 27, on a parole violation warrant.

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Deep Doo-Doo Authorities in Mercer County, New Jersey, declared that they would be able to convict William “Billy” Woodard, 39, whom they suspect of committing 50 burglaries in four months, based on DNA tests of evidence he left at several crime scenes: human excrement. Pointing out that Woodard defecated in at least four residences, including those of two police officers, county prosecutor Joseph Bocchini said, “We’re certain it’s probably more from nerves than anything else because when he was taken into custody, he also defecated, and that was in his pants.” Bocchini added that police transported Woodard to headquarters “very carefully.”

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A Voice For Peace

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As a middle-aged man still struggling to make sense of this world, I consider elders like Mr. Bakri to be jewels.

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already asked you this, but how did you become so accomplished at bridge? Have you been playing your whole life?”

“Well, I don’t know how accomplished I am,” he replied with customary modesty.

“I’m still learning. But, yes, to answer your question — I’ve been playing bridge since I was a teenager in Palestine. But I’ve only seriously applied myself to the game since retirement. When I was running my little business there was no time for such frivolity.”

“Little business,” indeed. I’d had more than one discussion with Mr. Bakri about the export business he had founded in Beirut shortly after his family relocated there from Haifa during the war precipitated by the founding of Israel in 1948. His firm introduced frozen foods to the Arab world, distributing products such as South American lamb throughout the region. By the time he sold the company a decade ago, he had warehouses and operations on at least four continents. By any measure, it was a huge accomplishment for this softspoken man.

The Bakris appeared to live a relatively modest lifestyle — well below their means, one would imagine — residing in a condo a stone’s throw from the Vermont National Country Club. The only extravagance, if you could call it that, I’d observed were the prepared meals regularly delivered to their home from an Arab restaurant in Montréal.

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Mr. Bakri, however, seemed to me a person whose thoughtfulness, seasoned by uncommon integrity and clarity, had risen to the level of wisdom. As a middle-aged man still struggling to make sense of this world, I consider elders like Mr. Bakri to be jewels. So long as he was receptive, or at least not obviously resistant, I was going to do some mining.

We approached the airport, passing the Hooters restaurant under construction, a soon-to-be edifying addition to Burlington’s cultural landscape. Like your average male needs any additional sexual stimulation in his life, breezed through my mind.

“So, have you seen the news lately?”

I asked. “It looks like Sharon might actually relinquish the Gaza lands to the Palestinians. Do you think there’s any reason for hope at this point?”

Mr. Bakri emitted an audible sigh as he turned his head to face me. “Jernigan,” he said, “there is always hope. But it is up to both sides to renounce all violence and consider the next generation, and the generation after that.”

He paused for a moment to gather his thoughts, reaching up to smooth one of his eyebrows with the middle finger of his right hand. “There is so much anger, so much hatred on both sides. And with good reason — that’s the tragic aspect.”

Mr. Bakri had once told me, almost offhandedly, that prior to Israeli independence his father was the single-largest private landholder in all of Palestine, a man of enormous wealth and influence. The family’s expulsion from their homeland effectively killed his father. If anyone had justification for hatred, it was Mr. Bakri.

“Yes, it’s true,” he continued, “my people — the Palestinian people — have been horribly mistreated for over 50 years. But the Jews, as well, have suffered terribly throughout all of their history, to say nothing of the Holocaust. So the only solution is for both people to stop it — stop the violence and the hatred, and work toward peace and mutual prosperity.”

This was as passionate as I’d ever seen Mr. Bakri get. I felt a little guilty about disturbing his equanimity with my questioning. He then shook his head and quietly said, “That’s all I can say about this.”

I didn’t know it at the time, but this was to be my last ride with Mr. Bakri.

When a regular customer stops calling, often I’ll know the reason. Jernigan, guess what?

I’m moving to Oakland in a couple of weeks.

Something like that gives me the heads up.

Sometimes, though, the calls just cease, and I’ll be left wondering: Did she finally get her driver’s license back? Or, perish the thought, Did he switch to another taxi company?

Mr. Bakri hadn’t called for months, and I didn’t know the reason. But recently, just by chance, I drove one of his neighbors, who told me that he had passed away last fall. The world, I thought, has just lost a rare voice of reason. 쩾

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hank you veddy much,” said Mr. Bakri as I helped him into the front seat. It was the late summer of last year.

This elderly customer of mine was impeccably mannered. In his dress, his speech, his every movement, he embodied the graciousness of an old-world gentleman.

In his case, the old world was post–World War II Beirut. Prior to Lebanon’s mid-’80s political breakdown and ensuing chaos, Beirut enjoyed a few precious decades of peace, prosperity and cultural flowering, earning the nickname “The Paris of the Mideast.”

“Is there a tournament tonight?” I asked as we got underway.

“No, Jernigan, just the regular weekly match play.”

For the better part of a year, I had been driving Mr. Bakri to his weekly games at the Burlington Bridge Club on Gregory Drive, just before the Williston town line.

Because of his humility, I had only recently discovered — from his adoring wife who occasionally accompanied him — that he was the top bridge player in the state.

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Dear Cecil, I keep hearing about the Armenian genocide that happened early in the 20th century. The Turkish have done a good job of denial, and there doesn’t seem to be that much public recognition of the deed. So, what’s the real scoop — genocide or not? monkeykarma, via email It tells you something about human nature and the century just past that the typical response to this question is: What Armenian genocide? Hardly anyone remembers this appalling crime, even though at a million-plus deaths it was the first modern holocaust, ranking eighth on the list of high-volume butcherings 1900-’87 compiled by genocide historian R. J. Rummel. Few can even tell you where Armenia is. (The traditional Armenian homeland covers the modern republic of Armenia plus some of Turkey, Iran and Iraq, but the killings were confined to Turkey and other parts of the old Ottoman empire.)

It’s not like the murders were conducted in secret or were over before anybody noticed — on the contrary, they spanned 30 years and received sustained worldwide publicity. So why the amnesia? Turkey’s adamant refusal to acknowledge the massacres is part of it, but equally important is the West’s agreement to forget.

The story of the Armenian extermination has filled books and resists easy summary. Suffice it to say that successive Ottoman and Turkish governments using the machinery of state organized a campaign of ethnic cleansing in which hundreds of thousands of Armenian men, women and children were shot, beheaded, burned alive or otherwise done away with. Thousands more succumbed to starvation or disease, and still more were driven into exile. What had the Armenians done to deserve all this? Not much — their main offense was to be a Christian minority in a crumbling Islamic empire.

Like another much-persecuted Middle Eastern ethnic group whose sufferings are better known, the Armenians had an ancient language and culture plus a reputation for clannishness and a knack for finance, and they became the target of a similar type of unreasoning bigotry.

After years of low-level harassment by the Ottoman regime, the first large-scale killings took place from 1894 through 1896, when by conservative estimate 200,000 Armenians died, half murdered by Ottoman forces and the balance dying in the subsequent chaos. The “starving Armenians” became a cause célèbre among European and U.S. humanitarians. (Sixty years later your columnist’s guilt-tripping great-aunts were still admonishing their young relations to eat their veggies because the starving Armenians didn’t have any.) To no avail — the British government found the Ottomans a useful ally against the Russians and refused to impose sanctions.

When a 1908 revolt by the Young Turks, secular modernizers with a support base in the Turkish army, forced the Ottoman sultan to cede power to a constitutional government, the Armenians thought they might get a break, but the new nationalist leaders proved no more tolerant than the old religious ones. A massacre of 15,000 to 25,000 Armenians in 1909 set the table for the main event during World War I. Blaming the supposedly disloyal Christian minority for an early defeat by the Russians, the Turkish government starting in 1915 rounded up Armenians throughout the country, murdered vast numbers outright and deported the rest, with many dying on forced marches or in refugee camps. The brutal work was carried out by an elaborate bureaucracy that some historians consider a model for the extermination program of the Nazis. Add in a couple of additional massacres in the early 1920s and the Armenian death toll for 1915-1922 totals a million to a million and a half.

For a time after the war it seemed that the surviving Armenians would get a homeland protected by an American mandate, but resurgent U.S. isolationism doomed the effort. (Russian Armenia wound up as a Maryland-sized republic in the Soviet Union; it’s now the site of presentday Armenia.) Attempts to try the Ottoman officials responsible for atrocities came to little. In the 1923 Lausanne treaty, the Western powers abandoned the Armenians in return for commercial guarantees from Turkey, where the no-longer-so-young Turks under Mustafa Kemal Ataturk had consolidated their power.

Though Congress never ratified the treaty, the U.S. made its peace with the Kemal government, and Turkey has been a reliable ally in a volatile part of the world ever since.

For that reason the U.S. has remained largely silent in the face of Turkish insistence that the Armenian genocide is a myth, was the Armenians’ fault, etc. (One difficulty in researching this topic now is that much of what’s written about it is the work of Armenian or Turkish partisans and so of uncertain reliability. For this column I’ve relied on The Burning Tigris: The Armenian Genocide and America’s Response by Peter Balakian, a persuasive 2003 account by an Armenian-American university professor.)

One understands the political realities; still, it’s creepy that a million deaths could be expunged from human memory so thoroughly that 90 years later barely anyone would know.

— CECIL ADAMS

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an income from making art. “I couldn’t do that now,” he points out.

“When I started, only a few people on the East Coast were doing art from found objects. Now that’s really exploded. It’s partly my fault.”

The downside, he suggests, is that found objects are, well, getting harder to find — though that may be good news for America’s landfills. Meanwhile, the cost of new steel has risen dramatically. Another challenge: the inevitable competition in the marketplace, including from cheaper production-line items made, ironically, to resemble recycled constructions. Not the first time commerce imitated art.

But there’s no substitution for Heise’s design skills, imagination and whimsy — not to be confused with “cute,” which his works are not. Plus, Heise employs an economy of line that Picasso might envy. “With two or three pieces, he can come up with something that to us conveys so much personality, humor and character,” says Karen Farber, a Westfordbased marketing consultant. She and her husband Don own about a dozen Heise sculptures, she says, and have purchased at least twice that many more as gifts. “They’re like little friends,” Farber says of the figures —

inevitable, and intentional, rust. But the works are hardly flimsy. “This stuff is virtually indestructible,” Heise says, “and if it does break, everything can be fixed.”

Like most artists, this one draws inspiration from the natural world, but some of his works imagine the mythological or supernatural — such as those he completed for a commission last year. Dan Cox, owner of Burlington’s Coffee Enterprises, asked Heise to make five gigantic masks.

More than six feet tall, the works are now hanging from — or, more accurately, wrapped around — some white pine trees on the grounds of Cox’s Shelburne home. “We went to a noetic sciences conference and Dan got inspired somehow, something about Easter Island,” says his wife, artist Casey Blanchard. “Guardian spirits, I think that’s what he had in mind . . . We had to get one of those cherrypicker things to put them up.”

That was a large job for Heise, who says he now doesn’t like to make anything he can’t carry — or that won’t fit in the back of his ancient Toyota pickup. He’s scaling back in other ways, too. Though his work is still carried at galleries around the country, and he and wife/business

Heise’s latest design is a birdbath that straddles fantasy and function: A round disc of steel forms a sturdy base; the multi-leaved stem was inspired by tropical plants; and the shallow basin comes with a large-plumed, long-legged bird attached.

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hat do horses, fish and birds have in common with Don Quixote? No, it’s not a riddle. But it’s a trick question, because unless you were standing in the Burlington studio of sculptor Bill Heise, you’d never guess the answer: metal. More to the point, pieces of steel and iron that served other functions before their new incarnations as art.

Heise’s metal menagerie — which also includes roosters and “Vermont bullcows” — shares space in his cluttered workspace with a series of masklike, Southwest-inspired “spirit-keepers” and a 7-foot-tall version of Cervantes’ hapless hero. Most of the works are freestanding; some are designed to hang. Then there are the relatively practical, if quirky, constructions such as candleholders and squat cocktail tables.

Heise’s latest design, conceived while wintering at the home he built in Honduras, is a birdbath that straddles fantasy and function: A round disc of steel forms a sturdy base; the multi-leaved stem was inspired by tropical plants; and the shallow basin comes with a large-plumed, longlegged bird attached. Whether this

creature will attract or frighten New England’s native avian species remains to be seen. But the human appeal of these sculptures is evident — Burlington’s Frog Hollow gallery is featuring them in its front window next month, just in time for gardening season.

The Vermont State Craft Center at Frog Hollow has carried Heise’s work for, he guesses, some 30 years.

His graceful birds — cranes, egrets, herons, sandpipers — are still popular, according to Burlington gallery assistant Hannah Haupt. So are the Vermont bulls and Heise’s most minimal creation: a bicycle and rider in simple outline, about a foot long.

“We see those fly out the door,” Haupt says. Also standing sentinel at the gallery is another Don Quixote.

Some of the sculptures in Heise’s studio are decades old — pieces he can’t bear to part with. Now 63, he began crafting critters from junkyard detritus long before the use of recycled materials became trendy. In fact, back in 1966, he was one of the trendsetters. Heise is grateful for his timing: He supported three kids on

mostly animals — that populate her home, indoors and out. These include five fish, a camel, a stork, a pair of roosters, an archer and a galloping horse.

Farber’s favorite, though, is still her first Heise purchase: three elephants that “appear to be walking in a line,” she explains. “They’re standing on a blade from a very big saw that would have been used to cut down something large, like a tree.”

The work is a subtle statement “about vanishing wilderness,” Farber believes.

The sculptor himself makes no claims about eco-politics. If turning the stuff of human industry into representations of less wasteful creatures conveys a message, he doesn’t talk about that, either. Perhaps his re-use aesthetic speaks for itself; perhaps he just likes animals. Either way, his concerns are about making art.

In fact, Heise is more artist than artisan. “I’m not a good craftsman,” he claims. “I’m too impatient to go onto the next thing.” And he’s not a big fan of equipment; his primary tools are his hands and an arc welder: “It’s an old one I bought from a farmer,” he says. “I can work more spontaneously with it; I can be superaggressive.” The resulting roughhewn seams contribute to the sculptures’ spontaneous feel. So does the

manager Carol attend 10 or so craft shows a year, Heise says sales have slowed since his heyday. At one time he had five production assistants; now he’s content to work alone. He’s rented a slice of his studio to another metal sculptor, and is moving into the apartment upstairs to cut costs.

But being close to the shop is just fine by him. “This is all I’ve done for 40 years; I’ve never had to wash dishes or anything,” Heise says. “I could stop now and sit on my porch and drink rum, but I’d rather do the art — it’s more fun.” m

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uying furniture is like getting a new wardrobe, or a new car — you’re not just making a purchase, you’re making a statement. But even the finest pieces can proclaim your cluelessness if you don’t know how to arrange them.

Shoppers at Town & Country in South Burlington can ask design doyenne Maria Graffeo to share her suggestions. The soft-spoken sixtysomething Burlington resident has been helping customers of the family-owned business reMaria Graffeo Director of Interior Design Studio, imagine their rooms for 25 years.

Graffeo, a New York native, got a Town & Country Furniture Shop B.A. in Biology and Chemistry from St. South Burlington Joseph’s, then studied art at Brooklyn College, and interior design at the New York School of Interior Design. In addition to helping Town & Country customers, she also arranges the contents of the store.

Walking through it, you feel almost as if you’re moving from room to room in a real house, an illusion that’s heightened by the ubiquitous presence of fake food.

SEVEN DAYS: It seems like you’re not just selling furniture here, you’re selling lifestyles.

MARIA GRAFFEO: Exactly. That’s why I set the store up as closely as possible to what can be envisioned in a home, just to give a flavor, an atmosphere that’s possible. It’s not exactly what you would do in your home, but it feels a little bit more homey, so you can relate to it.

SD: Which would explain the realistic-looking upturned ice cream dish on this coffee table.

MG: Right. Well, that also grabs people’s attention. You can’t imagine how many times people really think it is a spill. They’ll come over and say, “We didn’t do it, but there’s something spilled on the table.” Or on the carpet. It’s fun. Then you can talk about that. Or have a lighter kind of atmosphere.

And we do some avant-garde things, too. A lot of people comment on the room we have with paper-bag paper on the walls.

SD: Paper bags?

MG: Let me show you. This room is like a cabin. We have paper bags on the walls. This paper has been up for

many years, actually. The room is not big, but you have a bed in here, you have seating.

SD: The music is different, too.

It’s like a New-Agey flute music, and there’s the sound of rushing water, coming from this little water sculpture. What does this room say?

MG: Cozy. Unstructured. Lived-in.

There are lots of variations in color.

You don’t have to have House and Garden color variations, where you have one main color and maybe two others and no more. Lots of variation in pattern adds interest, makes it feel a lot more creative. Gives you license to do a lot of what you really want to do without saying, “What will other people think?” You can make it your own space.

SD: These books over here — Trials of the Resistance?

Apartment in Athens?

MG: You know what? — the books are not chosen by title.

SD: How do you pick them?

MG: We go to Recycle North, we buy a box of books, that kind of thing. I think books add warmth to

rooms, but I don’t look at the titles. I scatter them about. I sometimes choose them according to color.

Some people do look at the titles.

A husband and wife will come in, and the husband’s not interested at all into looking at furniture. So the wife is walking around with me, and the husband finds a chair. And he takes a book, and he starts reading it, and he makes a joke about it — he’s only on page something or other, can he take the book with him? And we let him.

SD: How do you choose where to put the furniture in the store?

MG: The furniture’s not chosen beforehand to go in any specific place. When I come in in the morning, I go back to the warehouse area.

I never know what’s coming in, when it’s coming in, but it has to go out.

We sell a lot off the floor, so it’s always changing. If a sofa sells off the floor, I have to put something else in its place. That’s the fun part, actually, the spontaneity of it. I love working with people, but the fun part is the challenge of putting the furniture out so that it still forms an integrated transition from one space to another.

I particularly have fun with having an imaginary person move into a room.

SD: How do you mean?

MG: Well, if I do a space, I’m thinking what kind of person might be there, might be happy in there.

SD: What kind of person might be happy in this next bedroom here, with the brass elephant trophy head, the grandfather clock and the spilled red wine?

MG: Kind of a traditional person, a person who likes things simple, but quality. Might have a hobby, like riding. It’s not particularly formal, but a quality look.

SD: What do the large ceramic penguins say about the space?

MG: Nothing. They’ve been here forever. Mr. Lash — the original owner of the store — loved penguins, and they just are here. But they aren’t my favorite.

We still have some of his things here. I kept the piece of paper in this old typewriter — those are his words, and his handwriting. And these are his old glasses. He’s sort of always here.

SD: How do you help people design a room that’s right for them?

MG: Sometimes they come in asking for an interior designer to help them — they have a house under construction. So I do floor plans for them . . .

If you start without doing a floor plan, it’s very difficult. Because a lot of things come out of the floor plan — it’s not just where the furniture goes. The balance of color, scale — all of that comes out of floor plans.

So if you don’t do that, you’re really skipping an important step. And a lot of people don’t want to get into the floor-plan thing. They think, “I know the room. I know a sofa goes there, a chair can fit there.” That doesn’t always give you the best possible room.

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Condos suggested that with Burlington voters breaking the IRV ice next March, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lawmakers in Montpelier will see that IRV is not such a bad thing.â&#x20AC;?

Stay tuned.

Dunne for Congress â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Windsor County State Sen. Matt Dunne launched his congressional campaign website this week at http://mattdunneforcongress.com.

Matt has said heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll drop out if fellow State Sen. Peter Welch decides to run for the seat being vacated by Bernie Sanders.

Progressive David Zuckerman has expressed interest as well.

A three-way race would certainly be a blessing for the GOP candidate.

However, Mayor Peter Clavelle tells Inside Track heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also considering a congressional bid. After all, he was Olâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Bernardoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s designated successor as mayor and, because of his Progressive Party roots, Clavelle would be the one Democrat Progs could happily get behind.

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Rainville Speaks! â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Last week, we mentioned what turned out to be an incorrect report in the Rutland Herald regarding Gen. Martha Rainville.

The Herald incorrectly reported Republican Rainville had suggested she could continue to serve as adjutant general while running for Congress, and also while serving in Congress.

Not true.

In an interview conducted after her National Guard workday on Friday, the General told yours truly that she would have to resign if elected to the U.S. House. The Herald reporter misunderstood.

So, why did Marvelous Martha choose the Republican Party over the Democrat Party? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m very moderate in my views,â&#x20AC;? replied Rainville. â&#x20AC;&#x153;As Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve said, I fit well with Republicans like Jim Douglas. I think that I can best serve Vermont that way . . .

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not one particular thing I can say as the reason I feel Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a Republican. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a matter of fitting in with the people I respect in that particular party.â&#x20AC;?

We asked Rainville if she voted for George W. Bush in the last presidential election? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Well,â&#x20AC;? she answered, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I will wait to get into any more political answers until I actually make a decision to run for office and become a candidate.â&#x20AC;?

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t you think if the correct answer was â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bush,â&#x20AC;? she would have said so?

Next we asked if she might elaborate on just what a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jim Douglas-styleâ&#x20AC;? Republican is? â&#x20AC;&#x153;To me,â&#x20AC;? answered Martha, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jim Douglas cares about the environment. I care very much about the environment. He also cares about building jobs and opportunities for Vermonters, and I agree with that.â&#x20AC;?

OK, moving right along. Is Generalissima Rainville pro-life or pro-choice? â&#x20AC;&#x153;If I run for office,â&#x20AC;? answered Rainville, â&#x20AC;&#x153;then at that time Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll talk about my stand on the issues.â&#x20AC;?

Cagey, eh?

Though press reports have indicated Marvelous Martha is considering a U.S. House race, she told us she still hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t made a final decision on what to run for.

A race for the U.S. Senate hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t been ruled out, though wellheeled IDX businessman Ritchie Tarrant has said heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pointed toward grabbing the GOP Senate nomination. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Both seats appear to be open with Congressman Sanders looking at the Senate,â&#x20AC;? said Rainville. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t made that final decision yet.

I think serving in either seat would be a rare honor for anybody.â&#x20AC;?

Rainville confirmed she has met with Mr. Tarrant. When we suggested Jump Shot might have told her she was â&#x20AC;&#x153;talented and beautiful, but there was no way he would stay out of the race,â&#x20AC;?

Rainville chuckled. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I will just say that our conversation was private, and I think we had a good talk and got to know each other a little bit. But what he does is his decision and what I do is strictly my decision.â&#x20AC;?

Meanwhile, GOP Lite Gov Brian Dubie appears checkmated on a move up in 2006. Unless, of course, the Doobster thinks his charm and wit can beat Tarrantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s money and consultants?

Tarrant File â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Gen. Rainville isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the only potential GOP rival whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been talking to IDX whiz Ritchie Tarrant. Last Thursday Tarrant, the former St. Mikeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s basketball player, and Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie, the former Essex wrestler, had a powwow at Libbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Blue Line Diner in Colchester. Thanks go out to the eyewitnesses who called to tell us about it.

In an email exchange this week, Tarrant confirmed both the Rainville and Dubie meetings. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Obviously, the purpose of these types of meetings,â&#x20AC;? wrote Tarrant, â&#x20AC;&#x153;is to sound each other out. So I cannot say, nor do I know, what Brian or Martha will do, other than what the media has been attributing to Martha, namely the House race.â&#x20AC;?

Meanwhile, due to an apparent email snafu, Inside Track has learned that Mr. Tarrant is getting political advice from David Carney, a controversial New Hampshire-based GOP operative.

Carney, who runs Norway Hill Associates in Hancock, won unwelcome notoriety during the 2004 presidential race for his effort to get fellow Republican voters to sign Ralph Naderâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nominating petition.

We asked Jump Shot about his position on the so-called â&#x20AC;&#x153;nuclear option,â&#x20AC;? backed by Senate Republicans, that would put an end to the use of filibusters to block a presidentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s judicial appointments.

Tarrant surprised us by not singing out of the Republican hymnal. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think it would be a mistake to lob the nuke in at this point,â&#x20AC;? wrote Ritchie. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I believe the filibuster has too much history to push it aside in this manner.

Rather, the Senate should appoint a bipartisan committee to study the origins, intent, purpose, etc. of the filibuster phenomenon to once and for all determine its usefulness or lack thereof in advancing the democratic process. Any other route will divide this country even further on this issue, which is the last thing we need right now.â&#x20AC;?

Quite a thoughtful, moderate, nonpartisan answer, eh?

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A couple hours later, however, a most unexpected email arrived.

It was from “David” at Norway Hill Associates and addressed to both Tarrant and yours truly.

Apparently Jump Shot had emailed yours truly’s question and his response to the New Hampshire political consultant.

So what did the consultant think?

Well, Carney wrote that Tarrant’s suggestion of forming a bipartisan committee to study the problem “sounds incredible (sic) weak. Almost naive. But it’s better than the nuke option. We may want to outline a fuller answer that outlines the second step after the committee fails.”

Yes, indeed, a glimpse behind the curtain.

Tarrant later confirmed he is considering hiring Carney as a campaign consultant, though he disagrees with Carney’s assessment on this one. Ritchie also predicted he will “frustrate advisors on a regular basis because I will refuse to be handled.”

Let’s hope so.

Dean Sighting — Except for at the airport, Howard Dean sightings in Vermont have been infrequent lately. But the chairman of the Democratic National Committee still lives in Burlington, and Saturday provided a rare glimpse of him.

Ho-Ho and his lovely wife, Judith Steinberg, MD (formerly “Judy Dean” for presidential campaign purposes), were among the few users of the Burlington Bikepath on a gray and overcast Saturday afternoon.

The dynamic duo were enjoying a brisk walk together.

A bit more white in Ho-Ho’s hair than at our last encounter.

Judy was dressed casually, but Ho-Ho still had on his work duds. Just a couple hours earlier he had brought the Massachusetts Democratic Party in Lowell to its feet with the suggestion that House GOP Leader Tom DeLay “ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his sentence.”

That crack, however, brought a swift rebuke from Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), who told the Boston Globe, “I think Howard Dean was out of line talking about Tom DeLay. The man has not been indicted.”

Yet.

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icture a cyber geek, and a bespectacled teen or college-aged male is likely to come to mind. But girls can be geeks, too — and Montréal’s HTMlles Festival is doing all it can to help.

The seventh edition of the cyberart fest, May 18-21, presents works by women involving digital technologies. The fest’s title is a play on words that combines HTML, the language of the Web, with elle, the French pronoun for “she.”

This year’s theme, “Peripheries and Proximities,” is intended to suggest the effects of technology on social relations and lifestyles. HTMlles is an initiative of Studio XX, a feminist art center in Montréal founded in 1996.

At that time, “new technologies were making their rise into the minds and onto the desktops of everybody,” says festival co-director Karen Wong. “But there is very much a stereotypical idea that boys are more comfortable with machines and girls aren’t.”

Constant will interview participants in a Montréal workshop to collect more data for their project.

Media artist Michelle Teran offers “Life: A User’s Manual,” in which she acts as an urban Pied Piper, complete with wireless scanners and TV monitors placed in a grocery shopping cart. In past performances of the work, held in Brussels, Utrecht and Berlin, Teran traipsed about town on a nomadic journey as curious onlookers joined the entourage, or just watched the TVs. “Life: A User’s Manual” explores notions of communications, surveillance and social ritual. In Montréal, Teran will begin her live excursion on Friday, May 20, at 7:30 p.m. from Monument-National.

Also on the HTMlles bill, Québec artist Caroline Martel presents The Phantom of the Operator. Her first fulllength film is part sci-fi feature and part documentary composed of vintage industrial films. Shown in atmospheric black

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The first HTMlles Festival was held a year after Studio XX opened, inspired by “the realization that even though all of this new technology was there and was available, it was not available in the same way to men and to women,” according to Wong.

The current festival marks the first edition of HTMlles as an international bienniale. It features artists from 10 different countries, with women at the helm of some 30 performances, Web projects, conferences, interactive installations, workshops and concerts.

“There’s a range of styles and aesthetics,” Wong notes. “It’s quite fun.”

Constant, a Belgian group of cyber artists, explore “culture, work and the culture of work” with “Cuisine interne keuken.” The project is based on 17 questions about personality, history and one’s relation to work, Wong explains. “When they put it all together in the database, you get this very beautiful overall impression of how women work, earn their money and live their lives in different spaces in the world. Cultural aspects, like language and political issues, come out.”

and white, the film looks at telephone operators from a bygone era. “Not just ‘voices with a smile’, they were shooting stars in a universe of infinite progress,” a press release says of them. The film had its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival in 2004 and won the Best Experimental Film prize at the Brooklyn Underground Film Festival this year. The HTMlles screening is its Québec debut.

The international trio Millefiore Effect presents “Front v3.0,” an over-the-top project that garnered boisterous laughs at a recent sneak peek. The premise is simple: What if humans could wear a garment that would respond to the wearer’s emotions? Inspired by animals that increase their size when threatened, Millefiore’s answer is a wearable suit with inflatable airbags.

In “Front v3.0,” we’re told that animals, unlike humans, will only fight within their species to gain dominance, never to kill. During a ceremonial combat, the performers’ voices growl in alarm, causing their offensive and defensive airbag com-

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Susan Kozel and Mesh Performance Practices present “Immanence,” a world premiere, commissioned by the festival. Kozel is a Vancouver, British Columbia, artist who combines her degree in philosophy with interactive technologies and dance. “She brings the three of them together,” says Wong. “What I really love about this festival is that there are a lot of women like that,” she adds. “They are very prolific artistically, but they excel in

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Most of the events for HTMlles take place at Monument-National on St-Laurent.

Wong notes that the building has an unintended bonus. “We found out it was the first space where the Québec feminist movement had its roots.”

Other venues for the festival include La Gallerie Centrale and CDEACF (Centre de documentation sur l’éducation des adultes et la condition feminine), which offer their own share of feminist history.

By using these spaces, HTMlles aims to map sites specific to women’s history and cultural practice. And, perhaps more importantly, Wong says the festival will “speak about and present what women are doing now, today, with technology.” 쩾

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ob Volk nimbly climbs down from a preposterously steep roof near the University of Vermont in Burlington. The house he’s working on is more than 100 years old but still has its original slate roof — or a large portion of it, anyway.

STORY That’s one of the advantages of having KEN a roof made of stone slabs: When a section PICARD chips or starts to leak, it can be swapped out with new or salvaged slate. In the end, IMAGES MATTHEW the entire roof is as good as new.

Assuming, that is, you can find someTHORSEN one to do the job. These days, it’s easier said than done. Slate roofing is a dying art. Fewer tradespeople are learning it.

And since the cost of a slate roof can run two to three times more than a conventional one, fewer homeowners are installing new slate roofs, or preserving ones already in place.

able throughout New England. The slates’ styles and colors often reflect the places they were quarried: Vermont Sea Green, Pennsylvania Black and Peach Bottom Georgian. New York Red is a rare, highquality slate that isn’t quarried much anymore but can be worth thousands of dollars in the salvage market.

Slate roofs were often laid out in intricate patterns to look like flower petals or undulating waves. And, if you look closely at some examples in Vermont, you might notice an odd-colored slate that’s been cut into the shape of a heart — Volk’s own stone signature.

Volk, 42, has been slating roofs for 24 years, and has had his own business — Valley Roofing in Waltham — since 1986. Years ago, he answered an ad in a newspaper to apprentice with a New

Slate is waterproof, fireproof, highly resistant to wind, and incredibly durable to the elements.

Depending upon conditions, a slate roof can sometimes last more than 200 years.

In one respect, that’s not surprising. In an era when most homeowners think in terms of a 30-year mortgage — and the majority of them sell their homes before paying it off — the idea of investing in a roof that can outlive its owners, their children and grandchildren is foreign. Simply put, most of us don’t plan that far into the future.

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“Working with slate comes so natural to me,” he says, hammering out a heart-shaped tile in less than a minute. “I don’t know why, but I can’t teach anybody else. They just don’t seem to catch on.”

Though Volk occasionally purchases newly quarried slate for a repair job like this one, more typically he finds highquality salvaged slate to match the color and size of an existing roof. He affixes the slate — which must be carried up the ladder one by one or in small stacks — using an awl-like tool to punch small holes in the top third of each piece. Then he delicately nails them down so the holes of one slate are covered by the piece above it. Volk is meticulous about alignment. After eyeballing the roof from the ground, he may scurry up and down the ladder several times to get the positioning just right.

Volk says he’s often surprised by how little many homeowners know about their own slate roofs. Slate is waterproof, fireproof, highly resistant to wind, and incredibly durable to the elements, even after a century or more of harsh Vermont winters.

A high-quality slate roof generally looks smooth and shiny, but even soft, chipped or crumbling slate roofs are often worth preserving. And depending upon the type of slate and environmental conditions in the area — pollution can obscure the slate’s original color — a slate roof can sometimes last more than 200 years.

“I think what’s interesting is that they haven’t been able to match it yet,” Volk says. “They have so many different products out, like fake slate and so on, but nothing beats it. No way.”

Nevertheless, slate roofs throughout the United States have been disappearing by the thousands for decades, largely because their owners either don’t know their true value or can’t find roofers who know how to repair them properly.

Volk says he gets phone calls all the time from homeowners who ask him to pull up their slate roofs and replace them with metal or shingles. Most of the time, he says, he can convince them that it’s more cost-effective to save the slate and simply replace the broken sections.

In fact, the biggest threat to slate roofs is the owners themselves. Typically, the slates are damaged when people rest a ladder against them or try to walk across them without knowing where to step. Volk doesn’t believe in running down his competition, but admits that he’s also come across plenty of shoddy slate work in Vermont — often done by roofers who haphazardly nailed through the stone, didn’t lay them squarely, or tried to patch leaks using caulk or tar. “It’s a shame, really,” he says, shaking his head.

“For me, I take a lot of pride, and it makes me happy, to actually help people out and do it right.”

Not surprisingly, Volk hasn’t had to advertise for years.

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He has no plans to retire â&#x20AC;&#x201D; yet. But when he does, his

worker who was footing his ladder walked away suddenly, sending Volk and another roofer tumbling to the ground.

Volk only injured his leg. He was luckier than his co-worker, who broke both arms. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I learned real quick, the hard way,â&#x20AC;? he adds.

And then there are the bats. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bats love slate roofs, and I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t stand bats,â&#x20AC;? Volk says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They fly right into my face.

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After eyeballing the roof from the ground, Volk may scurry up and down the ladder several times to get the positioning just right. business isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t likely to outlast him; he and his wife have two children, neither of whom is remotely interested in taking over. While he wishes he had a natural talent for something else â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Volk was once an aspiring actor, and even played an extra in the Michelle Pfeiffer movie, What Lies Beneath â&#x20AC;&#x201D; heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s happily resigned to roofing.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s neither easy nor glamorous work. In addition to the obvious pitfalls of working year round, oftentimes on slippery and steeply pitched rooftops, slate isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the most comfortable material to handle. In the winter, the stone gets bitterly cold; in the summer, a slate roof with a southerly exposure can leave Volk with a third-degree burn if heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not careful. And, like many people who work on their hands and knees, he has his share of neck and back pains.

Volk claims heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only fallen off a roof once in 24 years â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and that was during his first week as an apprentice. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I know everyone says, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;It wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t my fault,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; but this really wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t my fault,â&#x20AC;? he recalls. A fellow

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“Exotic Candy.” No, they’re not porn stars — although there are certain anatomical similarities. These budding beauties are among the 800 varieties of Hemerocallis at Vermont Daylilies in Greensboro. In the full bloom of summer, the company’s 12page “catalogue,” which is really more like a spreadsheet, is illustrated by a serpentine “display garden” of ruffled pink, deep mahogany, burnt sienna, creamy yellow and pale peach.

Stuck with the image of the archetypal orange daylily? So are some customers. That’s why Vermont Daylilies owners John and Kathy Hunt also carry the fast-spreading variety that grows wild all over the state. More often, though, people will come and say, ‘I never thought daylilies could be like this,’ ” Kathy comments. “‘I always thought of those awful orange ones.’” Here the fleshy pink “Barbara Mitchell” defers to the deep purple “Bela Lugosi,” which is upstaged by “Best Beau” in mauve with burgundy veins and a wide green throat.

“They’re creating daylilies that look nothing like they did 40 or 50 years ago,” John says of the hybridizers, a.k.a. “pollen dabbers,” who have expanded the number of available daylily varieties to somewhere around 50,000. “Now they’re doing ruffles,

golden edges and different-colored eye zones.” With their shredded petals, the “spiders” look like fireworks. The rose-like “doubles” feature petals with more than the standard six segments.

“We have one that is so small — the “Penny’s Worth” — it looks like little blades of grass,” Kathy adds.

The flower is an inch and a quarter in diameter.

Manners,” are 21st-century inventions.

To some degree, the price per plant depends on how recently it was introduced. “Some people won’t blink at spending $75 on a daylily, but that’s not our market,” Kathy says, noting that most of the varieties at Vermont Daylilies sell for between $7 and $15 a pot. Last year’s priciest plant was “Ida’s Magic,” an amberpeach flower etched in gold, at $35.

says, noting the most-favored flowers have become more and more elaborate. Picking the perfect bloom is a little like shopping for wine — there’s a lot to consider, including personal taste, price and compatibility with the “entrée,” which in this case may be other flowers or the color of a house.

But unlike a bottle of wine, the daylily keeps on giving. While its strong-scented “Asiatic lily” relative

Here the fleshy pink “Barbara Mitchell” defers to the deep purple “Bela Lugosi,” which is upstaged by “Best Beau” in mauve with burgundy veins and a wide green throat.

“Walking through the garden, people get grabbed by a flower,” she says.

They’re planted in alphabetical order so you can follow along with the list, which provides important details such as projected height, coloring, bloom season — even the date and source of hybridization. The “Moonlight” dates back to 1937. Others, like “Gentle

Awards, too, are noted in the catalogue. The American Hemerocallis Society gives out eight every year, from “best spider daylily” to “outstanding beauty and performance” over a wide area of the country. John maintains a special garden of annual winners that dates back to 1972.

“You can see the progression,” he

grows from a bulb, these perennials have a fibrous root system that makes them prolific propagators. “Different varieties expand faster than others,” says John, an experienced horticulturalist who also runs his own contracting business. Generally speaking, though, the plants double in size every year. They’re adaptable to all

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Four days before the company’s “soft opening,” Kathy and John are watching two employees work the moist, dark earth behind the Lakeview Inn. They’re separating new growth from the mother plants and labeling and potting the saleable offspring in containers fortified with homemade compost.

The Hunts used to own all of this land; in 1996, they bought and renovated the Lakeview Inn, then a derelict building. John did most of the fix-up work himself and, two years later, decided he wanted a side business to complement the innkeeping. Instead of starting from scratch, he and Kathy decided to buy an existing nursery. “Dave and Andrea Perham had been running Vermont Daylilies for 10 years on Barr Hill,” John explains, pointing to a patchwork rise of mauve forest and light-green farmland in the distance. Lewis and Nancy Hill operated it for the decade prior.

With a mini-excavator and a farmer friend, John moved all the plants to the current location. He dug up and relocated 1500 clumps of daylilies in 12 hours. “We didn’t lose a single one,” John reports, noting the plants can live up to three weeks out of the soil.

But roots only go so deep.

Last year, the Hunts sold the Lakeview Inn to a California couple and entered into a leasing arrangement that allowed them to continue operating on the property. It seemed like a win-win situation. The gardens are a natural extension of the inn — and a perfect spot for weddings. The shared driveway sealed the deal.

But the couples didn’t get along; even in the heat of summer, guests could feel the chill between them. The Hunts considered moving to a new location, but now they say the inn is rumored to be for sale again.

What goes around comes around, you might say. Daylilies, in particular, demonstrate that phenomenon. True to its name, the individual flower lasts

only a day — which tends to keep daylilies out of cut-flower arrangements — but a single clump may keep blooming for two to three weeks. Some “rebloomers” rest and flower again.

“Every day you get up and deadhead the ones that had their day, so the next one will have its opportunity,” Kathy says. She describes the process as “meditative,” but, looking around, she adds, “Of course, with so many daylilies, it gets really frustrating.”

For all the dead foliage, and last year’s signage, it’s hard to believe that in six weeks this winter-worn landscape will be exploding in fabulous flora.

Different varieties take turns blooming — and many gardeners go to great lengths to choreograph the flowering spectacle in their own plots. But even if you don’t know a yellow-haloed “Chorus Line” from a rose-andviolet “Houdini,” these gardens in July and August put on quite a show. Vermont Daylilies carries other perennials, such as hostas, flox, geraniums, peonies and astilbe. Don’t want to get your hands dirty? Kathy also sells some antiques.

Customers — 80 percent of them Vermonters — drive from as far as Burlington, Middlebury and Rutland to browse. “People tend to start coming by when they see daylilies blooming,” John says, and a one-hour stroll quickly turns into an all-afternoon activity when you’re trying to choose among them. By the end of July, supplies start running low; renewable though it is, the daylily can only do so much dividing. Yellow tags left over from last season indicate some of the regular sellouts: the big, red “Baja;” the “Gentle Shepherd,” described as the “whitest of the near-whites;” and the very late-blooming “Border Giant.” Also, the purple “Russian Rhapsody.” “Basically, everything besides yellow and orange,” John says with a chuckle.

Every business tries to satisfy its customers, and Vermont Daylilies is no exception. But not being able to give them everything they want — on the first visit — actually works to the Hunts’ perennial advantage.

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No, the humble driveway. In his new book, Vermont journalist and National STORY Public Radio essayist Tim Brookes MARGOT describes the driveway as the nail in the HARRISON coffin of traditional communities. While the old-time front porch encouraged The Driveway neighborliness, he writes, the driveway Diaries: A Dirt that replaced it “assumes that you don’t Road Almanac

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The history of the driveway is a big, meaty topic, and Brookes only grazes on it in this collection of bite-sized essays, many of which originally appeared in Vermont periodicals or were heard on NPR’s “Sunday Weekend Edition.” The topic that links these short takes — many only two pages long — is not the American driveway per se, but the frequently exasperating gravel driveway that connects the author’s home in rural Essex Center with a dirt road, and thence with the outside world.

Steep, ragged, prone to freezing and erosion, Brookes’ driveway is as much an emblem of immobility as mobility.

“Poised between civilization and nature,” the driveway sneaks up on him like the trials of country living itself. When the author tidies it with a neat edging of railroad ties, he merely makes it impossible to plow in the winter. A visit to the local gravel pit leaves him feeling like an “idiot.” Gradually, Brookes writes, “I realized that the driveway was a trap, a kind of Advanced Vermont Living Test, and I would fail it.” The essays, which double as “diary entries” as they move chronologically through seven years in Essex Center, take the author from disgust with his unworkable driveway to acceptance and even pride in its refusal to bow to his will.

Brookes seems to mean The Driveway Diaries to be a multipurpose book, much as a driveway can double as a basketball court or an herb garden. In places, Brookes makes it an earnest meditation on the place of the rural road in human culture, telling us solemnly that “a car doesn’t belong anywhere,” that “road-paving . . . involves a kind of death,” and that “A >> 36A

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eorge Lucas didn’t make me gay, but I think my mother blamed him when I came out to her nine years ago. One of the first things she said to me — after telling me she still loved me — was, “I shouldn’t have let you cut your hair so short as a child.” I suspect she was also thinking, “I never should have taken you to see Star Wars.”

I was 3 in 1978, when Mom took me to see the film we now know as Episode IV, on an extended run at the Warren Cinema City Theater, a mile from our home in suburban Michigan. Pictures of me at that age prove that even then I was a tomboy. But after I saw Star Wars, I decided I wanted to be a boy — specifically, I wanted to be the hero, Luke Skywalker.

This was not an uncommon experience among members of my generation. Lots of us — boys and girls — identified with members of the movie’s ensemble cast. In fact, on our first date, my first girlfriend admitted that as a child she had envisioned herself as Han Solo.

And, let’s face it, if I hadn’t pretended to be Luke Skywalker all those years, I probably would have imagined myself as someone else — Frodo Baggins, perhaps, or Huck Finn. But as it happened, I chose Luke, which is why, this week, I’ll be going to see Episode III: Revenge of the Sith — the sixth and final installment in George Lucas’ space saga. I don’t expect it to be very good — Episodes I and II were truly terrible — but low expectations are no match for the power of nostalgia.

Because I saw Star Wars at such a young age, I don’t remember a time without it. I only vaguely recall the innocent, pre-Lapserian-like years before I learned that the evil Darth Vader was Luke’s father.

I’ll never forget the moment I found out. I was at the table in my grandparents’ house in Thomasville, North Carolina, talking with my older cousin, Jimmy. I must have been 5 or 6. Jimmy had already heard about Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back.

“Hey, Cathy,” he said. “Guess what I heard? There’s a sequel to Star Wars, and Darth Vader is Luke’s father.”

together with kids from our neighborhood and act out scenes from the movies, or just make things up. I was always Luke. Beth from across the street — a year behind me in school, a year ahead of Karen — was always Princess Leia. Brad from down the block, a year younger than Karen, was Han. Unfortunately, this didn’t leave many characters for my sister. At first she played R2-D2, but she didn’t like that, because he’s a robot who doesn’t actually speak. In 1982, we improvised a solution — Karen would play Gertie, Elliot’s little sister from E.T.

this, since Beth/Leia and I never kissed. “No,” she says. “You were just mean.”

Whatever. The point is that my sister was Gertie. And she must have liked it at least a little, because we played Star Wars for years.

In fact, we played for so long that I started to get self-conscious about it.

When I was 10 or 11, I beckoned Karen and Beth behind the garage. “I think we should stop playing Star Wars,” I told them. I didn’t want any of my other friends to find out about my imaginary life. Beth went to a different Catholic school, but I didn’t

While most girls our age were playing house, we played Star Wars. I was always Luke.

This caused a great disturbance in my mind. It went against everything I knew about the nature of good and evil. It was like learning some sinister secret about our honorable president, Ronald Reagan.

I couldn’t believe it, and didn’t until I saw the movie myself. Still, it took me years to accept this, and during that time I struggled with much pent-up hostility. I now believe that’s why I told my younger sister Karen that there was no Santa Claus when she was only 3.

Karen liked Star Wars, too. While most girls our age were playing house, we played Star Wars. We would get

Karen remembers things a little differently. She says I made her be Gertie because I didn’t want her to have anything to do with Star Wars.

“Why do you think I had to be R2D2?” she asks me over the phone the other day. “You wouldn’t even let me be the other one, C-3PO. At least he talks. Even when Beth wasn’t there, you wouldn’t let me be Princess Leia.”

Perhaps, I suggest, this was because if she had been Leia, it would have put us a little too close to Luke and Leia’s creepy, semi-incestuous kiss in Episode V, before they realize they’re brother and sister. Karen doesn’t buy

want to take any chances.

Still, I wasn’t quite ready to abandon my life as Luke. Once again, I improvised. “I mean, it’s OK if we keep playing,” I clarified. “Just as long as we call it ‘SW.’” What was I so eager to protect?

What were we actually doing when we “played SW?” “We used to dance to the cantina music a lot,” remembers Karen. We had a record player in the basement, and we’d play that song from the Star Wars soundtrack over and over. I also remember using the small stand of trees in our back yard as a spaceship, or a secret base. I would climb 20 or 30 feet up and see

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Mostly, though, I recall pretending to be wounded. The four of us would often embark on missions. Before we reached our enemies, we would imitate explosions. I would drop to the ground, sometimes pretending to fall in slow motion. I would lie on the basement floor — or on a beanbag chair — and call for help. Beth/Leia and Brad/Han would do this, too; Karen/Gertie somehow always emerged unscathed.

“Gertie,” I would moan, as if I were drifting in and out of consciousness. “Go get . . .

General Rieekan. Tell him . . .

I’ve got a broken leg.”

Not to be outdone, Beth/Leia would instruct Karen/ Gertie to help her first. “I have a broken neck,” she’d whine.

“Gertie! Gertie!” I’d call out, as if I had been jolted awake by a blinding pain. “I’ve been shot.” Then I’d slump over and allow a trickle of spit to dribble down my chin as if it were blood.

Karen/Gertie would scurry around the basement, yelling for the general. Brad/Han would usually just lie there whimpering; he was clumsy, and often hurt himself when he fell to the ground.

When I ask my sister if she remembers us ever actually fighting anyone, she says no, not really. “We didn’t have enough people to play the bad guys,” she points out. That changed when I was 12 — Brad got a new stepbrother, and we made him Darth Vader. He was perfect for

the part, but we stopped letting him play when he made a rope noose and suggested we hang my dog in it. That was a little too evil.

We were more or less done playing by then, anyway. I don’t remember the last round, but Karen insists she had sworn off SW by the time she was in the fifth grade, which means I would have been 12 or 13.

But ceasing to pretend I’m Luke hasn’t stopped me from buying a ticket to a show on the first day of Episode III, just as not going to Mass hasn’t stopped me from collecting glow-in-the-dark rosaries.

Despite its many faults — hackneyed script, crass commercialism, Jar Jar Binks — there’s still something compelling about George Lucas’ saga of redemption.

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The Belle of William Luce’s play about the reclusive Amherst, 19th-century poet challenges an actress on directed by several fronts. There’s a stunning amount Kim Bent, produced by of material to master — even Julie Harris, Lost Nation the role’s originator, sometimes performed Theater. an abridged version. Yet Keenan never Montpelier seemed to be searching her memory for a City Hall, forgotten passage. In fact, she was so comMay 19-29, various times. fortable with her lines that she seemed to $21. be inhabiting the text rather than simply acting it.

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vigorous long-distance correspondences, writing more than 10,000 letters. And she wrote 1775 poems, kept in a box by her bed. Only a handful were published during her lifetime.

Why Dickinson (1830-1886) withdrew from the world has been the subject of scholarly debate, feminist theorizing and psychobiography. The key men in Emily’s life did treat her poorly: her demanding father, who authored an essay, “On Keeping Women in Their Place”; the editor who strung her along and monkeyed with her meter rather than publishing her poems; and the unrequited love of her life who heartlessly rejected her. Marriage eluded her, and women of her social class did not work outside the home.

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Lincoln for anything but laughs. In the case of the beloved, enigmatic Dickinson, theater-goers may come to the show with preconceived ideas about her life and work. By the end of the evening, however, Luce’s text and Keenan’s convincing interpretation painted a fresh, delightfully unexpected picture.

Dickinson’s poetry was her “Letter to the World/That never wrote to Me.” She lived the last 25 years of her life in seclusion at the Homestead, her father’s comfortable home in Amherst, Massachusetts.

Dressed always in diaphanous bridal white, even in winter, she rarely spoke with anyone outside her immediate family, although she would bake for neighbors and enclose cryptic notes. Yet she kept up

The white dress, the seclusion. It’s all deliberate.” Dickinson’s poetry became her alternate way of being in the world.

She used words and imagery and rhyme to process emotion and experience. “I travel the road into my soul all the time,” she says.

The play takes place one afternoon at the Homestead when Dickinson, at age 53, is looking back on her life. She takes the audience into her confidence, almost giddy with pent-up desire to share her small triumphs and large sorrows, as she recalls past events, reenacts stories and recites poems.

Keenan’s portrayal had many strengths as she smoothly shifted through the play’s demanding gears. Her greatest asset was

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NITRATE not overdoing anything: Her comic timing was excellent; she employed wonderful facial expressions and vocal emphasis without hamming it up; she cried real tears without rending garments or gnashing teeth.

Keenan paused occasionally to let an important line sink in, such as, “It’s best to abandon paths when you find they lead nowhere.” And she skillfully brought to life the other people in Dickinson’s past, sometimes by imitating them, but most often just by showing the poet’s side of their conversations. She gave the audience a rich sense that despite her isolation, Dickinson lived fully and loved deeply.

Seamless production elements supported Keenan’s performance. Donna Stafford’s elegant set, furnished with colorful antiques, was a gem of style and design. The blend of Victorian and traditional New England pieces demonstrated the household’s prosperity. It also illustrated the tension — in a college town like Amherst and in the well-educated Dickinson family — between fashionable, forward-thinking influences and more austere, Puritanical roots.

The two-room set consisted of Dickinson’s bedroom and the family parlor. The layout provided a variety of places in which to do scenes, without impeding Keenan’s flow of

movement. Director Kim Bent used the space in a balanced and thoughtful way. He steered Keenan skillfully between two dangerous shoals that can shipwreck a one-person play: Too Much Running Around and Master Thespian Stands and Delivers. His direction was uncluttered and restrained, the better to let his star shine.

Lighting designer John B. Forbes and musical designer Tim Tavcar plied their trades gently to enhance Keenan’s presentation without intruding on it. When Dickinson flashed to a scene from her past, the general lighting dimmed and a spot focused on her. The transitions were subtle and not cheesy. The aural support was also unobtrusive; period music softly underscored moments of emotional intensity in key scenes. Like the lighting, it served the work without drawing undue attention to itself.

A few details of Keenan’s physical portrayal did prove to be minor, recurring annoyances.

The base volume of her voice was too soft at times. While her polished diction meant that the words were always intelligible, audience members with lessthan-perfect hearing sometimes had to strain to hear her.

There were two slightly jarring incongruities in Keenan’s appearance as well. Her wavy red hair, rather unsuccessfully tamed, was at odds with the play’s repeated

emphasis on Dickinson’s “plain” looks and brown hair. It was somewhat disconcerting when Keenan, as Dickinson, referred directly to these when showing the audience “her” picture: the famous daguerreotype of the real Emily Dickinson, whose dark ’do was as severe as a New England winter.

Keenan also looked too young to be playing the poet at 53, which in the 1880s was a fairly advanced age. The play mentions a recent bout of ill health, and Dickinson was just 56 when she died. It was less a question of painting on fake wrinkles and gray hair than of physical movement: Keenan embodied her subject rather too vivaciously. Just as a youthful Romeo shouldn’t be hobbling around in support hose swigging Metamucil, the elder Emily Dickinson should have been a step slower than Keenan portrayed her.

These minor physical issues, however, did not detract from the play’s overall emotional impact. Far more important was how Keenan conveyed Dickinson’s vivacity of spirit. “To find that phosphorescence, that light within, that’s the genius behind poetry,” her character says. And that’s the genius of Keenan’s performance: capturing Dickinson’s light, and captivating the audience with her life. m

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Currently a two-piece, the band creates elaborate aural environments with guitar, vocals, keyboards, percussion and sampled sounds.

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STARLINE HIT STUDIO The honky-tonkin’ headcutters in The Starline Rhythm Boys are gearing up to record their third fulllength album at Little Castle Studios in picturesque Starksboro, according to frontman Danny Coane.

Regular Starline producer Sean Mencher — who also fronts the Austin rockabilly act High Noon — will once again be behind the boards. To best document their spirited sound, the trio plans to lay it down live, with overdubs “only as necessary.”

Lightning has already struck twice for the band, which also features lead guitarist/vocalist “Big” Al Lemery and upright-bass sensation Billy Bratcher. Coane has high hopes for these sessions as well. “Billy has written a bunch of great new tunes, and Big Al’s ‘Drunk Tank,’ will be on there,” he says. One of my personal faves, that number brings down the house in live performance — I can’t wait to hear it on-demand.

In addition to the original material, the as-yet-untitled album will also feature a couple of covers.

“We’ve got two good obscure ones — a rockabilly version of a Jimmy Martin bluegrass song, and a Starline treatment of a Chicago blues tune by Little Walter,” Coane says. Fans can look forward to a couple of bonus tracks as well: “A Memory of Fred,” featured in John O’ Brien’s Fred Tuttle pic Man With a Plan and a live cut from last year’s Bill Kirchen/Starline show at the Hampton Inn are slated for inclusion.

But don’t get too excited — the boys haven’t set a date for the release. In the meantime, you can check out their new website, http://www.StarlineRhythmBoys.com for upcoming gigs, music samples and some cool new pics.

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FURTHER TRANSMISSIONS Greg Davis — my favorite world-renowned experimental electronic artist/Burlingtonian — is making his second appearance at Radio Bean on Saturday, May 21. His set last month with Bird Show and Keith FullertonWhitman incorporated sundry organic instrumentation into captivating soundscapes that filled the tiny room with gorgeous, pulsating tones. I’m definitely looking forward to his next performance — especially since he’ll be joined by two other trailblazing acts.

For this week’s show, Davis has invited his friends Mountains and Fourcolor to town. One of the flagship artists on Brooklyn’s Apestaarje imprint, Mountains trade in “gradual music that utilizes various softwarebased technologies,” according to label head and band member Koen Holtkamp. Apestaarje — which takes its name from the Dutch word for @ — specialize in music that requires “detailed listening,” so pay attention, yo.

Tokyo’s Fourcolor is the brainchild of electro-acoustic composer Keiichi Sugimoto. His meticulous, patient creations rely on simple sources that are electronically manipulated into delicate aural structures.

Built from the layering and tweaking of acoustic textures and drones, Fourcolor’s work is both natural and alien; a reflective meditation on musical “otherness.”

This kind of stuff requires an open ear to be appreciated, but it’s definitely worth the effort. When you’re listening closely, subtle textures and distinct patterns emerge that constantly shift and evolve. Davis is starting to bring some pretty amazing artists to town — come see the show so he continues to do so.

Although they’re not often the center of attention, drummers are an integral part of a solid live act. Too many groups are compromised by a lack of oomph behind the kit; tempo problems, sloppy fills and inexperience can sink a band with top-notch tunes. On the other hand, a tight drummer can elevate the right combo to previously unimagined heights — just look at Ringo Starr. Umm, maybe that’s not the perfect example.

Three of Burlington’s most promising acts were each visited by the drum fairy recently; dark-hop explorers Manifest Nexto Me have recruited ex-Concentric timekeeper Tobias Rower, indie-noise terrors Video Pigeon gained guitarist-turned drummer Jeremy Mendicino, and ethereal rockers The Cush are now joined by ex-Seth Yacovone Band percussionist Steve Hadeka.

I’ve seen each of these groups over the last few weeks, and all of them are benefiting from the new additions. Manifest achieve greater dynamism with Rower; he brings definition and focus to the band’s amorphous grooves. Video Pigeon have transformed from a cautiously edgy indie band to a brash, heavy monstrosity anchored by Mendicino’s hard-hitting intensity, while The Cush’s spacey songcraft takes on a new dimension with Hadeka’s thoughtful articulation and pro touch. So give yourselves a hand, rhythm buddies. OK — now get back to bangin.’

OLD PALS, NEW HORIZONS Some of you are already familiar with the melodic math-rock of The Dakota. Once a Burlington act, they’re now Philly-based. And they’re good too — and I’m not just saying that because I was once their guitarist and named the band. Good times. But man, I always hated lugging amps.

Well, I’m pleased to report they’ve been busy in L.A. working on a new record with Incubus bassist Ben Kenney, who is overseeing the project. Kenny’s CV is pretty impressive; he’s logged time with hiphop acts The Roots and Blackalicious as well as Incubus side project Time-Lapse Consortium. It’s looking like his label Ghetto Crush Industries might be home to the forthcoming Dakota disc; hope they send a promo to me! According to drummer Andy Vick, he and the band are pretty psyched about the new opportunities. “You should see this place,” he told me during a recent cell-phone conversation. “It’s a recording studio mansion on the beach.” Aww, I always miss the good stuff. Anyway, congratulations to the boys — they’re hard workers and deserve all the success that comes their way. I’m looking forward to hearing them again on Saturday, May 21, with fellow Philadelphians The Lottery and local heroes Carrigan in an early show at Club Metronome.

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WED.18 :: burlington area

IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m.

NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/JODY ALBRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Irish/Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER & THE MAGNOLIA COWGIRLS (country), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. RYAN OBER & NEIL CLEARY (electric blues), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. JEREMY HARPLE, LOWELL THOMPSON, STEVE HARTMANN (singersongwriters), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. UNITED COLLEGE CLUB HIP-HOP EXTRAVAGANZA, Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $3/5. 18+.

OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DARKBUSTER, Y69, TIRED OF TRYING, JC & THE DEMOLITION BOYS, BANDASAURUS REX, FALL LINEUP (punk-rock), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $5/8. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. STONE, COANE & SACHER (bluegrass), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m.

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:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. DANA & SUSAN ROBINSON (singersongwriters), Good Times Café, 7:30 p.m. $10.

:: central BLUE FOX (blues), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m.

NC. OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE SHOWCASE W/TIM GRIMM, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $3.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/MIKE PEDERSEN, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE CONTEST W/BILLY CALDWELL, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. RICHARD RUANE & BETH DUQUETTE (eclectic folk), Bee’s Knees. 7:30 p.m.

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C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. ANDRIC SEVERANCE (piano jazz), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 7 p.m. NC. MICHAEL CASTELLI (blues guitar), Seasons Bistro at the Wyndham, 6:30 p.m. NC. COMBO 37 (jazz), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. MARTHA WAINWRIGHT (singer-songwriter), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $10/12. 18+.

DJ TRICKY PAT (house/techno), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. BUDDHA FOOD GROUP (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by SWALE, THE HORSE (rock), 9 p.m. NC. MOONLIGHT IN VT W/GEORGE VOLAND JAZZ: LAR DUGGAN, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. QUEEN CITY ROCK (DJs), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE W/PAUL ASBELL (jazz/blues), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & MIKE SUCHER (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. THE FLO (jam-rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 9 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. & DJ A-DOG (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE (newgrass), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. SPOOKIE DALY PRIDE, MIKE PEDERSEN BAND (eclectic rock/jam), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $3.

LOBOT, GHOSTS OF PASHA, AQUADORA (indie-rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. FIESTA! W/DJ HECTOR (salsa/ merengue/reggaeton), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/5. 18+ before 11 p.m.

MIRIAM BERNARDO & MICHAEL CHORNEY (avant-garde jazz/cabaret), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8 p.m. $3.

IRISH SESSIONS, Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern HOUSE BAND (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop/r&b), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. SKUNKHOLLOW (foot-stomping folk), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT (Sound Obsession DJ), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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SWEET & SOUR :: California’s Rilo Kiley offer smart, impeccably arranged songs filled with tales of destitute damsels and dysfunctional dudes. Featuring the delightfully smug vocals of indie-rock sex symbol Jenny Lewis, the band weaves between laid-back twang and revved-up power pop. Catchy melodies, bittersweet lyrics and a penchant for ’50s chord progressions separate them from the current crop of post-punk fashionistas.

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PAUL DOUSE & JET JAGUAR (rock), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. DJ COREY (hip-hop), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Red Square, 5 p.m. NC, followed by BARBACOA (surf-noir), 8 p.m. $3, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3.

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FEVERHOUSE FUNK PRESENTS “EXILE ON MAIN ST.” W/SETH YACOVONE (Rolling Stones tribute), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5.

TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

FLAVA W/DJS ROBBIE J., TOXIC (hiphop/reggae/dancehall), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

HIP-HOP/REGGAE/DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. PIANO LOUNGE W/MITCH (piano/ vocals), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 5:30 p.m. NC, followed by JAY INGPEN (jazz improv), 9 p.m.

KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. THE HITMEN (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. GZA, VAST AIRE, C. RAYZ WALZ, ADOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $20/22. 18+.

RYAN MONBLEAU BAND, LUCY CHAPIN (singer-songwriters), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $5/8. 18+.

KARAOKE W/MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC.

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SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. TOAST (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. MARK LAVOIE (blues harmonica), Great Falls Club, 7:30 p.m. $7.

:: central SCALAWAG (jam), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m.

NC. POSSUMHAW (bluegrass), Langdon St. Café, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by GORDON STONE BAND (newgrass; CD release party), 9 p.m. NC. NOBBY REED (blues), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5.

MARTHA GALLAGHER & HARPER’S DELIGHT (Celtic harp/singer-songwriter), Riverwalk Records & Howard Bean Café, 7 p.m. NC. CHIN HO! (rock), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $8.

:: northern KARAOKE W/DON’T FRET ENTERTAINMENT, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m.

NC. DAWNA HAMMERS (vocals/piano/ singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. RANE (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. GRACE POTTER & THE NOCTURNALS (jazz/blues/funk/soul), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $10.

VIP LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJ SKIPPY (top 40/r&b/reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+.

LIVE MUSIC, Riverview Café at Tabu Nightclub, 10 p.m. $3. 18+.

SHAKEDOWN (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. THE HUBCATS (acoustic rock), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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After Dark Music Series at United Methodist Church, Rt. 7/Seminary St., Middlebury, 388-0216.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025.

Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050.

Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214.

Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864.

Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748.

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Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003.

The Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350.

The Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Riverwalk Records & The Howard Bean Café, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267.

Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859-5013.

Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Smuggler’s Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Zoe’s Tack Room & Café, 3825 Rt. 7, Charlotte, 425-5867.

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1. Nine Inch Nails — With Teeth 2. GZR — Ohmwork 3. Hawkwind — Space Ritual Sundown 4. Bryan Adams — Room Service 5. Dave Matthews Band — Stand Up. 6. Green Day — American Idiot 7. Beck — Guero 8. Jo Dee Messina — Delicious Surprise 9. Il Divo — Il Divo 10. Grace Potter & The Nocturnals — Nothing But the Water

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Can a three-piece instrumental group comprising banjo, bass and fiddle actually make funk music? While it certainly seems odd, Rhymes With Orange — the new album by the new Gordon Stone Band — boldly answers the question in the affirmative.

On the slick album cover, banjo/pedal steel guru Stone looks a bit like a cross between Billy Bob Thornton and Jeff “the Dude” Lebowski, but the music is what really matters here.

Backed by ex-Concentric bass man Aram Bedrosian and 15-year-old fiddle whiz Mike Barnett, Stone’s latest shies away from both the roots bluegrass of his early group, Pine Island, and the more recent jam-oriented stylings. All too brief at 37 minutes, the music on Rhymes could be described as funkgrass.

Bedrosian ably provides the foundation for the group; in the absence of a drummer, his muscular bass lines provide a rhythmic bedrock upon which Stone and Barnett lay their licks. A key component of the album’s funky feel, Bedrosian really lets loose on “Upstart” and “Slapioca” — both of which he co-penned. Fans of four-stringer Mike Gordon’s work with Phish will particularly enjoy Bedrosian’s crisp slap style.

Stone brings his own funk to “Batik,” which features his tasty, staccato banjo work. His picking is, as always, impeccable, but his most noteworthy performances are on the pedal steel. Stone takes the listener for a fluid ride on “Nice Feet,” evokes wistful contemplation on “Nightshade,” and swaps virtuosic solos with Barnett on “Buffalo Blues.”

While the term “prodigy” is probably overused, Barnett is undoubtedly one talented kid.

Technically impressive and highly spirited, his playing perfectly complements Bedrosian and Stone’s high-powered chops. Replicating the kind of chicken-scratch guitar typically found on albums by the likes of Kool & the Gang or Booker T & the MGs, Barnett puts his instrument in a whole new light.

The whole band clicks on standout cut “Funky Joe Clark,” but it’s Barnett who really shines; his intense, urgent solos simply crackle with electricity. Rhymes With Orange is solid throughout, but tracks like this one really make you hope for more from this hot new edition of GSB. Hear them May 20 at the Langdon St. Café in Montpelier.

JAKE RUTTER

Vermont’s Ekis trade in sunny, impeccably played world-pop; imagine Paul Simon and Dave Matthews’ rural love-child, and you’re almost there. Formed in 1999 by singer-songwriter Jay Ekis, the band is a regular on the Green Mountain bar/coffeehouse scene, entertaining audiences statewide with user-friendly boogie and uplifting lyrics. Ekis’ latest, The Hidden Jar, offers 10 jaunty numbers that are handsomely crafted, if a little safe.

But who listens to this stuff to feel dangerous? Like a game of Frisbee on a spring afternoon, Ekis’ music is relaxing and fun. The group’s command of melody and rhythm is impressive, as is the interplay between band members. Coproduced by Jay Ekis and Colin McCaffrey, the disc sounds crisp; each tune is well arranged, voiced and recorded.

Ex-Gordon Stone Band bassist Rudy Dauth’s work on “Outside of Town” is delightfully rugged, providing a solid foundation for Ekis’ funky guitar vamps. Drummer Carter Stowell taps the ride cymbal with understated precision, never overstepping his bounds. The tune has a smooth groove, like rafting down a lazily winding river.

Ekis’ voice is a little rough in spots, though, lacking in color and nuance, and it’s unfortunately mixed a little too high.

“So We Dance” bobs along, assisted by a horn section comprising local brassmen Brian Boyes, Robinson Morse and Zach Tonnissen. The band uses space extraordinarily well; although the song is fairly complex, each player refrains from stepping on another’s toes. Ekis might want to hold off on rapping on future compositions, however; his awkward “freestyle” on the track spoils an otherwise tasty Afro-funk workout.

Much of the album’s charm comes from its guest performances; Boyes’ trumpet intro to “Everyday Happening” is salsa-riffic, and Adam Frehm’s pedal steel adds an Americana twist to the band’s global groove. McCaffrey’s lilting organ work on “Pretty Scars” colors the track’s edges, adding a smart harmonic counterpoint. Ekis’ guitar leads are likewise sophisticated, loaded with slick melodic phrasing. There are a few missteps here and there, such as the by-the-numbers ballad “Pink Shadows.” The track suffers from listless vocals and sluggish pacing, but at least it appears near the end of the disc.

Loaded with intricate polyrhythms and interlocking melodies, Ekis’ tunes are highly elaborate for a pop act. Although a lot of The Hidden Jar wouldn’t sound out of place in an advertisement for a cruise ship vacation, it’s tough to find fault with a band that performs with such enthusiasm. Hear them on May 21, at the Bee’s Knees in Morrisville.

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SONIC ALCHEMY :: This year’s Discover Jazz Festival ends with a bang with the live debut of Trio! on the Flynn MainStage. Featuring the banjo wizardry of Béla Fleck, the dynamism of bassist Stanley Clarke, and the molten violin work of Jean Luc-Ponty, the group’s virtuosic mix of jazz, classical music and Americana is sure to blow a few minds. For more than three decades, Fleck has molded roots music into fascinating new forms, both as a member of the Flecktones, and as a solo artist. Ponty’s pioneering work with Mahavishnu Orchestra and Frank Zappa made him a fusion favorite, while Clarke’s low-end theory put the groove behind Return to Forever and Jeff Beck. Don’t miss your chance to hear them make magic together on Sunday, June 12.

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DR. BEN (jazz), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. THE X-RAYS (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. PATIO KINGS (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. $3, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight, $3.

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CARRIGAN, THE DAKOTA, THE LOTTERY (rock), Club Metronome, 6:30 p.m. $5, followed by RETRONOME (’70s-’80s DJs), 10 p.m. $3.

MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

MR. FRENCH (classic-rock covers), Second Floor, 8:30 p.m. $5/12. 18+ before 11 p.m., followed by DJ ROBBIE J. (retro classics), 11:30 p.m. $5.

RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ANTHONY GERACI (jazz/blues piano), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 5:30 p.m. NC, followed by MITCH ZLOKOWER DUO (jazz), 9 p.m. NC. GUA GUA (psychotropical), American Flatbread, 11 p.m. NC. LITTLE BUS (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. RILO KILEY, NADA SURF, THE BRUNETTES (indie-rock), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $15/17. AA. GLENGARRY BHOYS (Celtic/roots), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $15/17. AA.

STUR CRAZIE (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. REV. NATHAN BRADY CRAIN (dirty solo acoustic), B.U. Emporium, 8:30 p.m. NC. UNCLE SCARY PROJECT (rock), Banana Winds Café, 9 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m.

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:: champlain valley SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. WILLOWELL FOUNDATION PRESENTS: BATTLE OF THE BANDS, Great Falls Club, 7:30 p.m. $5.

:: central D’MOJA (worldbeat), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m.

NC. BLUE FOX (blues; live recording session), Langdon St. Café, 9 p.m. NC. SARAH BRINDELL, KRISTEN CIFELLI, CARIAD HARMON (singer-songwriters), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5.

TAMMY FLETCHER & THE DISCIPLES (soul/gospel/r&b; community bandstand benefit), Vermont College Gymnasium, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $15/25. AA.

:: northern ELLEN POWELL DUO (jazz), Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 6:30 p.m. NC. PATRICK FITZSIMMONS (folk/singersongwriter), Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m.

NC. SCHOOL BUS YELLOW (jam-rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ TOXIC (hip-hop/top 40/house/reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+.

EKIS (worldbeat/rock), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. SELECTAH MESZENJAH, NICKEL B., TOSHIBA (hip-hop/reggae DJs), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. THE MANSFIELD PROJECT (classic rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. BENEFIT FOR TOM SERIES 3RD ANNU-

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed by BUBBLIN’ UPSTREAM (environmental rock), 7 p.m. NC, followed by SAMY (eclectic rock), 9 p.m. NC. DJ TERRELL (lounge/downtempo/IDM), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/DREW OF NAMED BY STRANGERS, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS W/BEN BARLOW, JUSTIN REM (house/techno DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC. DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, JP’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

:: central PARKER SHPER TRIO (jazz), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. NC. JAZZ IN TRACKS W/BRUCE SKLAR QUARTET, The Pitcher Inn, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/REV. NATHAN BRADY CRAIN, Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. SOULED OUT (funk/soul/Motown), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

MON.23 :: burlington area

OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (funk/jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. SOUL SKILLET W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL, 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC.

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’93 TILL W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (hiphop), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. MUSIC MACHINE W/DJ TRANSPLANTE (eclectic), The Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m.

NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow!

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GUA GUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by JEREMY HARPLE (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m.

NC, followed by TUESDAY BAND (oldies & goodies), 10 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz vocals), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. THE OTHER HALF W/DJ-ZJ (downtempo), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. THE DECEMBERISTS, REBECCA GATES (indie-rock), Higher Ground Ballroom), 8 p.m. $12/14. AA.

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PINE STREET JAZZ W/MATT WRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. DAN SILVERMAN TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Irish/Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JENNIFER HARTSWICK QUARTET (jazz/funk/soul), Red Square, 8 p.m.

NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. KNOW YOUR ROOTS W/DJ A-DOG (reggae), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. CLOSE TO NOWHERE, SPECTRIS (rock/jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. NEBULAI, ADAM JOESEPH, 2ND AGENDA (funk/hip-hop/rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. NURAL, AMITY, DEVOLA, CARALINA, STEALING FROM THIEVES, AKRASIA (indie-rock), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $6/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LONESOME MOUNTAIN BOYS (bluegrass), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

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LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

STILL FRIENDS W/GEOF HEWITT & CHUCK MEESE (poet/singer-songwriter), Langdon St. Café, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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CALL TO ARTISTS THE SOUTH END ARTS AND BUSINESS ASSOCIATION is seeking artists to participate in its annual Flamingo Fling, June 16. Artists should creatively interpret and donate a pink flamingo lawn ornament (supplied by SEABA).

Deadline: June 13. Info, 859-9222 or info@seaba.com.

THE LEGEND OF DON DICISCO, a festival devoted to art, music, ecology, energy and food, is seeking artists interested in showing their work. Event is September 17 at the Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington. Info, 2349415 or http://www.legend2005.org.

OPENINGS SPRING MEMBERS’ SHOW: A group show in multiple media; also RUTLAND MIDDLE SCHOOL: Artworks by local students. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Reception May 20, 5-8 p.m.

Through July 3.

JOAN CURTIS & CAROLYN SHATTUCK: New works. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Reception May 20, 6-8 p.m. Through June 28.

‘ESCAPING THE LITERAL’: Abstract paintings, sculpture and digital works by more than 30 artists; also, ALEXANDRIA HEATHER: Paintings.

Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069.

Reception for both May 20, 5:30-7 p.m., with mime performance by Tracy Penfield and Michael Jermyn. Through June 18.

SENIOR CLASS OF 2005: Artwork by area high school students. Art's Alive Gallery, Union Station, Burlington, 878-6874. Closing reception May 23, 6:30 p.m.

JIM GERTZMAN: "Belly of the Beast," ink drawings. Landgon Street Café, Montpelier, 223-8667. Reception May 20, 6:30-8 p.m. Through June 5.

LISA LILLIBRIDGE: "Dreaming and Departing," new works in acrylic specifically designed for the restaurant. Smokejacks, Burlington, 238-3485. Reception May 18, 5-6 p.m. Through June.

The Layered Look

G EXHIBIT Gail Salzman, abstract oil paintings. DollAnstadt Gallery, Burlington.

Through May.

ARTWORK “Matter & Spirit 2” by Gail Salzman

PHOTO Marc Awodey

ail Salzman is a constantly evolving artist with a uniquely evocative approach to abstraction. Her exhibition of 10 nonobjective paintings at the Doll-Anstadt Gallery captures the spirit of the landscape without specifically referencing physical locales. The show is entitled “Convergence,” and a curatorial statement for the exhibition discloses, “As translucent paint layers overlap, Salzman watches for the turning point, a convergence when the immediate sensual experience intersects with evoked memories.”

Her works are particularly attentive to the ever-shifting moods of water. It would be easy to say Salzman is painting reflections of the surfaces of moving water, but she is much less literal than that. “Counterpoint” is a 30-by36-inch oil in which flattened, translucent forms sometimes bear jagged edges, like tissue paper torn for collage. Among Salzman’s hues are dark olive greens, such as might be seen in a pond with decaying leaves.

But there is also a clean crimson near the lower edge of the canvas. A few opaque turquoise lines also meander around the picture plane.

“Turning” is another 30-by-36inch canvas. Its colors include the rusty browns of autumn, icy blues and cold greens. Closely cropped white paint drips inch horizontally over some parts of the painting’s surface, while broad, dancing brushstrokes scumble over others.

“April Duet” and “June Duet” are horizontal 22-by-13-inch works on panel, constructed with two conjoined 11-by-13-inch squares. Neither is really a diptych, as their images are completely unified. “April Duet” gives the illusion of dimension with a Mobius strip of green and raw umber in the center of its composition. “June Duet” includes scarlet and crimson sinews of color floating over cool grays and

intense yellows. Organic bundles of ruddy strands, like roots, run along the righthand edge of the piece.

Salzman’s “Matter & Spirit” series consists of three vertical 22-by-13inch conjoined panel works. “Matter & Spirit 2” falls downward like a mountain rivulet, or a Chinese brush painting on that theme. It may be the most naturalistic work in the show, specifically because of the illusion of gravity it presents. Grays and lilac layered over orange and sienna echo the hues of autumn.

“Matter & Spirit 3” seems precariously top-heavy in comparison. Its darkest and most opaque values are in the upper panel, while translucent orange and cobalt blue hues swim in the lower panel.

Details in Salzman’s paintings reveal her tactile virtuosity. Swaths of raw color, varied glazes, a welter of brushstrokes, drips and smears all claim center stage in different passages. Salzman’s ribbons of form behave in equally creative ways —

overlapping, abutted or sometimes not quite touching. Their movements seem beautifully choreographed rather than spontaneous.

The 32-by-36-inch oil-on-linen piece from which the exhibit takes its name is less naturalistic than most of the works in the show. The composition is based on slightly bowed verticals that loosely alternate between deep, fiery reds and pale, luminous yellows. The two dominant hues converge as their distinct layers merge into focus. Strands of scarlet are tangled at the upper-left and lower-right corners. If it has any reference to nature, it is to blood vessels, lava flows and combinations of the two.

But Salzman is primarily an abstractionist. Where her abstractions converge with landscape is in her approach to rhythm and hue. The Latin root words of “abstract” mean “to draw from” or “separate.” Salzman separates moods and emotions from the natural world to create classically abstract paintings. m

TALKS/ EVENTS DARKROOM PHOTOGRAPHY CRITIQUE: Shutterbugs share ideas and feedback in a supportive discussion group.

Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. May 18, 6-8 p.m.

ARTS & CRAFTS SHOW: Crafters and importers offer jewelry, clothing, items for the home and more. Burlington Town Center, near Filene's, 658-2545, ext. 16.

May 20 & 21, 9:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; May 22, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m.

ART AUCTION: The Williston-Richmond Rotary presents a benefit for local youth services. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 872-5968. May 20, preview 6:30 p.m., auction 7:30 p.m., $15.

TALKS/EVENTS >> 56A PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written

by Pamela Polston; spotlights written

by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.

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RED HEADS The Red Square proletariat, i.e., employees and fellow travelers, have seized the popular watering hole’s walls and mounted a multimedia exhibition entitled “Mayday: The Workers are Revolting.” It’s a diverse show running a gamut of styles, from the Reverend Diane Sullivan’s pithy matchbook art to more “traditional” works, such as the pictured oil painting, titled “Garlic,” by Susie Cicirello.

TALKS/EVENTS << 55A ‘FREEDOM FIGHTERS: JOHN SLOAN & THE AMERICAN MODERNS’: Curator/scholar Mark D. Mitchell talks about works in the permanent collection. Arthur M. Loew Auditorium, Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603646-2426. May 20, 4:30 p.m.

FIREHOUSE OPEN STUDIO: Artist-in-residence Clark Russell demonstrates painting on metal, glass, wood and more.

Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Open studio Saturdays, noon - 5 p.m., through July 2.

ONGOING

DEREK BREMNER: Conceptual Dada assemblages in these hypocritical times. CCV Hallway Galleries, Burlington, 658-0307.

Through August.

JEREMY AYERS: Pottery. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 863-6458. Through May. TAD SPURGEON: "Private Lives: Selected Personal Work," oil paintings. Gallery on the Green, Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne, 985-3648. Through June 4.

‘TREASURES’: Nest Material and other artists present site-specific, mixed timebased media performance and installa-

tion. Green Door Studio, Burlington, 6580307. Through May 29.

REGIONAL ART TEACHERS SHOW: Mixedmedia works by local high school instructors. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through May. PHIL LAUGHLIN: "Something Fishy," realistic, computer-generated giclée prints of regional fish. Café Piccolo, Burlington, 865-4450. Through May. WILL CLINGENPEEL: Paintings in acrylic and mixed media. 1/2 Lounge, Burlington, 864-7786. Through May. TIMOTHY FISCHER & PAM KRAVETZ: "Fabrick Fantasies," multidimensional sculptural works. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500.

Throguh July 2.

MARC AWODEY: New figurative paintings.

The Wine Bar at Wine Works, Burlington, 865-9603. Through June 26.

‘MAYDAY: THE WORKERS ARE REVOLTING’: Multimedia artworks by bar employees. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909.

Through June 1.

ROCK POINT SCHOOL STUDENTS: "Inspired on the Road Less Traveled," the fifth annual student show. Rose St. Artists' Gallery, Burlington, 863-1104.

Through May. ‘THE DINER: AN AMERICAN ICON’: An exhibit featuring diner-car architecture, organized by diner expert Daniel Zilka.

Truex, Cullins & Partners, Burlington, 658-1047. Through June 10.

‘MY MOTHER’S ART’: A group show in mixed media on the theme "of my mother, by my mother, for my mother." E1 Studio Collective, Burlington, terry@burlingtonglass.net. Through May 30.

SENIOR ART GUILD: Elder artists show their works. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 864-4810. Through May. RICH ARENTZEN & TOVE OHLANDER: Scandinavian handcrafted glass art. Also, BELLA NADWORNY: Jewelry. Manjushri Designs, Burlington, 660-9944. Through August.

ESSEX ART LEAGUE: Small paintings by local artists. Burnham Library, Colchester, 862-0402. Through June 1.

JENEL WILDERMUTH: "Symbols," mixedmedia paintings, Bar; also, GINA D'AMICO: "Grey Matter," black-and-white photographs, and TERRY ZIGMUND: "New

Works in Glass and Metal," Solarium; and BRIAN HUNTER: Landscape oil paintings, Dining Room. Daily Planet, Burlington, 864-1145. Through May. CLARK RUSSELL: Sculptural constructions made of found industrial metal. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Through May 29.

HEATHER MEISTERLING & DONNA H. GALLIHER: A mother-daughter show featuring watercolor paintings of landscapes, wildlife and equine themes. Also, JENNIFER MIGNANO: Handcrafted felt bags.

Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 8993211. Through June 26.

VERMONT PHOTO GROUP SPRING EXHIBIT: Sixteen area shooters show their works. Dorothy Alling Library, Williston, 878-4918. Through May. MICHELLE LAMBERT: "Moments in Time," works by the wedding photographer. St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, 864-0471.

Through May. MATTHEW THORSEN: The Big Heavy World photography collection of the bands of Club Toast. Second Floor, Burlington, 660-2088. Through June.

NATALIE STULTZ: Black-and-white photographs with the Diana camera. Village Wine & Coffee, Shelburne, 985-8922.

Through May 28.

MARY BETH MORRISSEAU: "Colorful Personalities," paintings; also, SUSAN SMEREKA: Paintings; and ROBERT BIRBECK: Sculptures. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through May. GAIL SALZMAN: "Convergence," abstract oil paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through May. ‘MISS RUMPHIUS, OX-CART MAN & THE WORLD OF BARBARA COONEY’: More than 70 works by the 20th-century children's book author and illustrator; and "25 AMERICAN QUILTS & THE WOMEN WHO MADE THEM": Quilts dating 1820 to 1900; and "THESE UNITED STATES: 50 STATEHOOD RUGS BY MOLLY NYE TOBEY": A masterful series of rugs created 1943-1961. Shelburne Museum, 9853348, x 3330. Through October.

TIMOTHY GRANNIS & JOHN CHURCHMAN: "Escape Velocity," new jewelry works in metal; and "Moonrise and Sunset," photography, respectively.

Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032.

Through May.

DAVID CORCORAN: "Coffee Beans Painted with Coffee" and other paintings. Radio Bean, Burlington, 310-7882. Through October 16.

DAMON SOULE & MARS-1: "Isotopic Simulation," original prints of fantastic Petri-dish environments. Lineage Gallery, Burlington, 862-7766. Through May 22.

ART OF ACHIEVEMENT: A traveling show featuring 25 of Vermont's finest artists, past and present, in celebration of the VAC's 40th anniversary. The Gallerie@ Opaline, Burlington, 828-5422.

Wednesday - Sunday, noon - 4 p.m., or by appointment through May 30.

RICHARD GROSS: Original watercolors.

Book Rack & Children's Pages, Essex Way, Essex, 872-2627. Through May. ANN LABERGE: An interactive, multimedia installation based on the distortions, myths and lies we are encouraged to believe; an allegory to "The Emperor's New Clothes." Peace & Justice Center Lobby, Burlington, 655-5845. Through December.

HERB LEFF: Kinetic Reflective Sculptures based on a patented visual-effective system, Reading Room (artworks half price, sales benefit the library); and REGIONAL ART TEACHERS' SHOW: Mixed media, Fletcher Room. Fletcher Free Library, 8657211. Through May. MR. MASTERPIECE: "Crankcase," new paintings and drawings by the Burlington artist. Sanctuary 47, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 864-5884, ext. 278. Through June 3.

‘COLLECTING THE BODY, TRANSFERRING DESIRE’: Curated by UVM students, the exhibition uses objects from the permanent collection to present a cross-cultural look at how spirituality, sexuality and societal obsessions shape our experiences and perceptions of the human body.

Wolcott Gallery, Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through June 5.

:: champlain valley PAUL PFEIFFER: "Morning After the Deluge," a contemporary video installation by the New York digital media artist.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, 4435235. Through August 14.

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landscapes and wildlife. The Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 434-2167.

Through October.

‘JOHN DEERE: THE MAN, THE LEGEND, THE BRAND’: A touring exhibit of photos and artifacts illustrating the life of the tractor man. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through October 22.

BRISTOL FRIENDS OF THE ARTS: The gallery's parent organization shows works by participants in its mentoring program; six mentors and their high school student mentees present paintings, ceramics and more. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032.

Through May. ‘WEAVINGS OF WAR: FABRICS OF MEMORY’: A traveling exhibit of textiles depicting war made by refugees from Central and Southeast Asia, South America and South Africa. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-1844. Through May 28.

JANET FREDERICKS: "Natural Language," drawings and paintings. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 453-3188. Through June 4.

‘MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE PRESIDENTS’: An exhibition of official portraits of recent Middlebury College presidents includes a hologram of 15th President Emeritus John McCardell, Jr., made by John Perry.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, 4435235. Through August 14.

DINNER DREAMS Fifteen ethereal acrylic paintings by Burlington artist Lisa Lillibridge are featured at — and were created specifically for — Smokejacks Restaurant. Entitled “Dreaming and Departing,” she show will remain on view through June. The monochromatic works form a narrative about growing up in a small South Dakota town. “Departing,” pictured here, is a pale blue image; “Dreaming” is a bed described in magenta. Lillibridge will host a

LARRY PERRY: New photographs.

Montpelier City Hall, 223-2654. Through Through June 20.

May. ‘ESCAPING THE LITERAL’: Abstract paintANDREW WOODWARD: "Then, Here and ings, sculpture and digital works by more Now," acrylic paintings. Northern Power than 30 local artists, Main Gallery; also, Systems, Mad River Park, Waitsfield, 496"IMAGES OF ISLAM": Photographs and 2955, ext. 287. Through July 15. journal entries from Montpelier High VERMONT WEAVERS’ GUILD: A biennial School students' trip to Thailand, Second exhibit by regional handweavers, spinners Floor Gallery; and ALEXANDRIA and dyers. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, HEATHER: Paintings. Studio Place Arts, 426-3529. Through June 4.

Barre, 479-7069. Through June 18.

ANNUAL MEMBERS’ SHOW: Sculptures in a SARAH MUNRO: Abstract and representavariety of techniques and media. Carving tional oil, acrylic and silk paintings.

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COSETTE ALLEN: "Dear to My Heart," ‘FRESH AND SPICY’: The 2005 New Work hooked rugs by the late central Vermont Show in multiple media. Artisans Hand artisan. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 476Craft Gallery, Montpelier, 229-9492.

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GRETCHEN ZIMMER: "Homage to Claude Monet's 'Waterlilies,'" paintings. Salaam the Boutique, Montpelier, 223-4300.

Through May. KARI MEYER: "Beyond the Fields and Dreaming," acrylic paintings on canvas.

The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454.

Through May. PAUL GRUHLER: Abstract paintings.

Supreme Court lobby, Montpelier, 8284784. Through June 4.

LINDA MORSE: "Shades of Camel," photographs of Camel's Hump in all seasons and times of day. Governor's Office, Pavilion Office Building, Montpelier, 8280749. Through May 30.

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:: regional EDWIN HOLGATE: "Master of the Human Figure," paintings, drawings, prints and photographs by the late Canadian artist.

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‘PAW PRINTS’: Original paintings by the dogs and cats cared for at the North Country SPCA. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 518-962-8604. Through May 23.

PATRICIA REYNOLDS & JEAN-JACQUES DUVAL: "Two Kids Playing With Crayons," paintings in watercolor, acrylic and oil, and glass sculpture and paintings, respectively. North Country Cultural Center, Plattsburgh, 518-563-1604. Through May 21.

‘MARKS OF DISTINCTION: 200 YEARS OF AMERICAN DRAWINGS AND WATERCOLORS’: This exhibit from the permanent collection features 120 works dating from 1769 to 1969, from such artists as Audubon, Bearden, Pollock and Whistler.

Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. Through May 29.

‘ETERNAL EGYPT’: Masterworks of ancient art, spanning more than 3000 years, from the British Museum. Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-285-1600. Through May 22. m

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Pearl-McPhee stopped by Kaleidoscope Yarns in Essex Junction today to sign copies of At Knits End: Meditations for Women Who Knit Too Much. Williston knitter/blogger Margot Schips bought five copies. St. Albans knitter/blogger Norma Miller already has at least one.

The two cyber scribes already knew each other, though they didn't realize it at first. "Hi, I'm Norma," said Miller. "I'm Margot," said Schips. Then the light-bulbs went off. "Oh! You're Now Norma Knits!, Hi!" "Oh," said Miller. "Margot!" They hugged.

"This is what happens when bloggers meet," quipped PearlMcPhee. "It's like, someone walks up and says 'Hi, I'm Bruce Wayne,' and then he says, 'oh, and I'm also —" Miller interrupted.

"Superman!" she said. "Batman," corrected Pearl-McPhee. "She knows her bloggers, just not her cartoon guys.” [read more online]

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PREVIEWS STAR WARS: EPISODE III-REVENGE OF THE SITH: George Lucas calls it a day with the third in his series of ponderous prequels. The final film chronicles the formation of the Galactic Empire and the birth of big bad Darth. With Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen and Jimmy Smits.

(146 min, PG-13)

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Kicking & Screaming HHH

A TRIUMPH OF THE WILL Ferrell plays a soccer dad obsessed with taking his team to the finals.

s an ardent Will Ferrell fan, I am saddened to report that the comic actor’s new film is neither a kick nor a scream. It is an only sporadically inspired, overwhelmingly standardissue feel-good sports fable that badly needed a better game plan.

Ferrell plays a mild-mannered klutz who’s spent a lifetime failing to live up to the expectations of his superjock father. There’s a whole Great Santini thing going on between the two guys. Which is theoretically funny, since the old man is played by Bull Meechum himself, Robert Duvall. Somehow, though, the joke never makes it off the page.

Because he knows the sting of having approval withheld, Ferrell has dedicated himself to making sure he doesn’t repeat the cycle with his own son (Dylan McLaughlin).

The problem is, he overcompensates and has become one of those parents whose children can’t do anything wrong.

He’s been Barneyfied: Every kid and everything they do is special.

So when he is called upon to coach the boy’s Little League soccer team, which is firmly ensconced in last place, Ferrell does not approach the task with cutthroat gusto. Rather, he coddles his undisciplined crew and urges them to feel good about themselves despite their unrivaled lack of ability.

At least that’s how things start out. The core joke here is that Duvall is also a league coach. His team’s in first place, of course. Eventually Ferrell realizes that facing off against his father this way offers an opportunity for redemption and sets in motion a chain of events that immediately begins to turn things around for the Tigers.

As fate — and slapdash scriptwriting — would have it, legendary Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka lives next door to Duvall, and there’s a long-running, though completely unexplained, enmity between the two. When approached

by Ferrell, Ditka agrees to come on as his assistant because he knows he’ll be able to whip the outfit into shape and, more importantly, that doing so will drive his neighbor crazy.

If you’ve ever seen a movie about sports, you will not be shocked to the brink of speechlessness by the turn events take here. Thanks to Ditka’s expertise, the underdogs begin a long climb out of the cellar. Thanks to a pair of young Italian recruits, the team becomes virtually unbeatable.

Thanks to the fact that Ditka introduces Ferrell to the performance-enhancing properties of coffee, the once kind and gentle leader transforms into a victory-obsessed java junkie who orders his players to go out there and break the bones of their opponents.

OK, the coffee bit offers a variation on the traditional come-from-behind-and-make-it-to-the-big-game formula.

Just don’t expect much more. As written by Leo Benvenuti and Steve Rudnick and directed by Jesse Dylan, Kicking & Screaming is stunningly by-the-numbers for a picture with Will Ferrell as its primary selling point.

Certainly the fact that the movie is targeted to young viewers is no excuse for it not being as funny or inventive as the actor’s other films. Meatballs and School of Rock, for example, both teamed wild-and-crazy grownup guys with a cast of kids and managed to produce solid comic cinema.

There’s a thrown-together feeling to this production. Its creators apparently figured they could simply drop Ferrell into a routine family film, sit back and wait for the performer to make it into something more.

Hey, he’s great, but he’s only one guy. How about a little teamwork? If the film’s writers had gotten their heads in the game, and Dylan had a loftier goal than cranking out a Mighty Ducks for the new millennium, maybe we might’ve had something here. As it is, they banked on their star player carrying the day, and this time he dropped the ball. m

CRASHHHH1/2 Paul Haggis co-wrote and makes his feature directorial debut with this LA-based ensemble piece which explores the issue of racism in post-9/11 America. Starring Don Cheadle, Sandra Bullock, Matt Dillon, Brendan Fraser and Ryan Phillippe. (100 min, R) FEVER PITCHHH The Farrelly brothers adapt Nick Hornby’s autobiographical bestseller into a romantic comedy featuring Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon as a couple trying to come to grips with Fallon’s all-consuming obsession with the Red Sox. (101 min, PG-13) HOUSE OF WAXHH Fantastic news for everyone who’s been waiting for Paris Hilton to get into films: The “Simple Life” star plays one of six friends who hit the road to take in a football game and wind up fighting for their lives when they cross paths with a mysterious killer. Costarring Elisha Cuthbert and Chad Michael Murray. Directed by Jaume Collet-Sera. (113 min, R) KICKING & SCREAMINGHH1/2 Will Ferrell stars in this comic look at the cutthroat world of little-league soccer.

Robert Duvall costars. Jesse Dylan directs. (96 min, PG) KINGDOM OF HEAVENHHH Orlando Bloom stars in the latest historical drama from Gladiator director Ridley Scott, the saga of a young peasant who grows up to become a renowned knight and unlikely hero. With Eva Green and Jeremy Irons. (145 min, R) MILLION DOLLAR BABYHHHHH Clint Eastwood follows the highly acclaimed Mystic River with this highly acclaimed character study in which a down-onhis-luck trainer takes on a spunky young fighter and helps her rise through the ranks of women’s boxing.

Starring Eastwood, Hilary Swank and Morgan Freeman. (137 min, PG-13) MILLIONSHHH1/2 From Trainspotting director Danny Boyle comes this sweet-natured fantasy in which two British boys have just one week to spend a gigantic sack of cash that has literally dropped from the sky. Starring Alex Etel and Lewis McGibbon. (97 min, PG-13)

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H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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Man With Plans Service, published in 2004 by the University’s Center for Research on Vermont.

The duo will act as consultants for the one-hour doc, which VPT plans to broadcast in November. “Then, hopefully, we can shop it out regionally and maybe nationally,” Moulton explains.

At 57, he has been toiling in the cinematic trenches for more than three decades. Moulton graduated from the University of Denver Film School, studied at the London Film School, and operated his own studio in Colorado. After migrating east to the Green Mountain State in the early 1970s, he launched his home-based Keystone Productions.

Thematically, Moulton began with surfing movies in Hawaii and California, but eventually switched from the waves to the slopes. Legends of American Skiing was a 1982 project; Thrills and Spills in the North Country came out in 1998.

Moulton recently wrote and edited Legacy: Austria’s Alpine Ambassadors, a doc directed by Ian Scully of Albuquerque about early 20th-century European downhill legends. It won a 2005 International Skiing Heritage Association award and will screen at the Telluride Mountain Film Festival on Memorial Day. His Ski Moments in Time will play on RSN Cable, which airs inhouse fare at resorts throughout

North America. “It’s got a dozen twominute vignettes on what was happening in winter sports as far back as the 1920s,” says Moulton.

The Aiken project has more in common with other Moulton efforts, particularly the nostalgic Vermont Memories segments he did for VPT in the mid-1990s.

Aiken, a Putney farmer elected governor for two terms in the late 1930s, was so popular that he only needed to spend $17.09 on his second campaign. During that gubernatorial reign, he reportedly broke the local monopolies of banks, railroads and other industries, while supporting such community-minded programs as agricultural co-ops and food stamps.

His Senate years, from 1941 through 1975, gave Aiken a greater international perspective. President John F. Kennedy sent him to Moscow in 1963 to participate in the Nuclear Test Ban Treaty signing. The peacenik Vermonter, who died in 1984, is remembered for his Lincolnesque integrity and plainspoken approach.

That 1966 Aiken speech about unilateral withdrawal from Vietnam, however, is a long, intellectual argument — not quite as snappy as “get the hell out” — that appeared in the Congressional Record.

Moulton has unearthed one of

Aiken’s even more astonishingly prescient comments, made in 1941: “Are we going to say to the common folk of America that we have to make worldwide markets for guns and oil and materials of war because a new crop of war millionaires is necessary for our well being, and that the sons of the common people must die in order to bring this about?”

Moulton sees his current film as an educational tool that chronicles bygone days of bipartisan statesmanship and commitment to grassroots democracy. “I hope it will communicate that George Aiken was fiscally conservative but socially responsible,” he says. “He was a man of conscience, the kind of archetypal Republican that Jim Jeffords tried to embrace. In today’s political landscape, that’s really been lost.” m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

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READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule.

Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

Nigel flew with the RAF far into Germany and Austria.

Surprisingly nasty GNATS stang the hell out of Bobbie-Rae. These days nobody says kids who smoke KOOL look cool.

They say the DEVIL lived above before he took residence below.

Einbecker of Baden-Baden makes one REGAL lager.

For NOEL, Leon had a raucous party and the cops came.

When an orca hit the SLOOP, pools of water formed in the hull.

They say SLEEP peels off many layers of the psyche.

In AVON, nova on a bagel with cream cheese is hard to find.

Porno that upsets your stomach is called TUMS smut.

E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: Opposites attract.

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ontemporary pundits criticizing the Iraqi quagmire often cite putative versions of the late U.S. Senator George Aiken’s famous statement about the Vietnam War, such as: “Let’s declare a victory and get the hell out.” But none of their suggested quotes has been accurate, apparently. A documentary-in-progress might help clear up the confusion. Huntington independent filmmaker Rick Moulton will profile the progressive Vermont Republican, whose outlook was rockribbed rather than right-wing.

Moulton starts shooting next month on a modest $60,000 budget, most of it funded by the University of Vermont and Vermont Public Television. “It’s going to be a biographical piece,” he says. “I’ll look at his entire legacy: rural electrification, agriculture, the Interstate and foreign relations.”

Ideally, Moulton would like to get Helen Thomas on camera, because the veteran political columnist can share Aiken recollections from her days as a cub reporter in the nation’s capital. He’ll also interview Aiken’s octogenarian widow Lola, and tap into a treasure trove of archival footage.

In addition, Moulton will benefit from the expertise of Samuel Hand, a UVM professor emeritus, and Stephen Terry, who was a legislative assistant to Aiken from 1969 to 1975.

They compiled and edited The Essential Aiken: A Life in Public

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MINDHUNTERSH1/2 Val Kilmer, LL Cool J and Christian Slater are teamed in the latest from director Renny Harlin, a grisly whodunit in which FBI profilers try to figure out which one of them is really a serial killer before none of them is left. (106 min, R) MONSTER-IN-LAWH1/2 Jane Fonda returns to the movies after 15 years’ absence in this comedy about an overbearing mother who believes that no woman is good enough for her son.

With Jennifer Lopez and Michael Vartan. Directed by Robert Luketic. (95 min, PG-13) ROBOTSHHH Academy Award-winning director Chris (Ice Age) Wedge brings us a CGI saga set in a world inhabited entirely by mechanical beings. The voice cast includes Ewan McGregor, Greg Kinnear and Robin Williams. (93 min, PG) SAHARAHH Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz are paired in this action-adventure about a master explorer’s dangerous treasure hunt in West Africa. With Steve Zahn and Delroy Lindo. (127 min, PG-13) THE AMITYVILLE HORRORH1/2 Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George and Jesse James team up for this remake of the 1979 horror chestnut about a family that experiences ominous phenomena that seem to be related to their new home’s violent history. Based on a true story. With Philip Baker Hall. (105 min, R) THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXYHHH1/2 Douglas Adams’ freewheeling cosmic classic finally makes it to the big screen with this adaptation from director Garth Jennings. Martin Freeman stars as Arthur Dent, an ordinary chap who begins the adventure of a lifetime just

as life on earth comes to an end. With Sam Rockwell, Mos Def and Alan Rickman. (110 min, PG-13) THE INTERPRETERHHH Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn are paired in Sydney Pollack’s political thriller about a U.N. employee whose life is endangered when she accidentally overhears an after-hours conversation in the General Assembly Hall. (128 min, PG-13) THE SEA INSIDEHHHH Javier Bardem stars in Alejandro Amenabar’s critically praised portrait of Ramon Sampedro, a Galician who broke his neck in a diving accident as a young man and gained fame for his eloquent lifelong legal battle to be euthanized. With Belen Rueda and Tamar Novas. (125 min, PG13) THE UPSIDE OF ANGERHHH1/2 From writer-director Mike Binder comes this drama about a suburban wife left to raise four daughters when her husband unexpectedly disappears. Joan Allen and Kevin Costner star.

THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILLHHHH Judy Irving directs this documentary about the unusual bond between an unemployed San Francisco man and a flock of wild birds he more or less adopts. (83 min, G) UNLEASHEDHHH Louis (The Transporter) Leterrier directs the new action adventure from Jet Li, the saga of a martial artist forced to fight in death-matches until a chance encounter with a blind piano teacher sets him on another course. With Morgan Freeman, Kerry Condon and Bob Hoskins. (103 min, R) XXX: STATE OF THE UNIONH1/2 Ever notice that sequels to Vin Diesel movies almost never star Vin Diesel?

Ice Cube takes the lead in this followup, in which a renegade NSA recruit

attempts to stop a military splinter group from overthrowing the U.S. government. Also featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Willem Dafoe. Directed by Lee Tamahori. (94 min, PG-13)

NEW ON DVD/VHS KINSEYHHHH Gods and Monsters director Bill Condon brings us this biopic exploring the life and work of the world’s best known sex researcher.

Liam Neeson and Laura Linney star.

Chris O’Donnell, Peter Sarsgaard, Timothy Hutton and John Lithgow round out the cast. (118 min, R) SON OF THE MASKH Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming and Bob Hoskins team up for this sequel to the 1994 Jim Carrey comedy. This time around, the magical mask makes its way into the hands of a cartoonist’s newborn son.

(86 min, PG) TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICEHH The headlines are filled with charges that the U.S. has installed a puppet government in Iraq; what better time for a political comedy featuring an allmarionette cast? From the creators of “South Park” comes the saga of an international police force that recruits a rising Broadway star to combat terrorism. (100 min, NR) WHITE NOISEHH1/2 Michael Keaton plays a widower who watches prerecorded static all day long in the hopes of catching a glimpse of his dead wife in this out-of-focus thriller that’s as exciting as it sounds. Chandra West and Ian McNeice costar. Geoffrey Sax makes his directorial debut. (101 min, PG-13) m

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House of Wax 6:50, 8:55, 10, 12:05. Robots 12:05, 1:45, 2:20, 4, 4:45, 6:25. Monster-In-Law 12:15, 2:05, 2:35, 4:25, 4:50, 6:40, 7:15, 9:05, 9:45, 11:35.

wednesday 18 — thursday 19 *Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:01 a.m. (Thu), 6:40.

Monster-in-Law 7. Kicking and Screaming 6:50. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 7:10. House of Wax 7:15 (Wed). friday 20 — thursday 26 *Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:45 & 3:40 (Fri-Sun), 6:30, 9:15 (Fri & Sat). Monster-in-Law 1:05 & 3:50 (Fri-Sun), 6:50, 9:15 (Fri & Sat). Kicking and Screaming 12:55 & 3:55 (Fri-Sun), 6:40, 9:15 (Fri & Sat). The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 1:15 & 4 (Fri-Sun), 7, 9:15 (Fri & Sat).

ESSEX CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 18 Crash 10, 1, 3:45, 6:20, 8:45.

Fever Pitch 12:45, 6:10. The Hichhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 10, 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:45, 9.

House of Wax 10, 1, 3:45, 6:20, 8:45. The Interpreter 10, 3:30, 8:30. Kicking and Screaming 10, 12:10, 2:15, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40.

Kingdom of Heaven 12:10, 3:05, 6, 9. Monster-In-Law 10, 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:40, 8:50. Unleashed 10, 12:20, 2:30, 4:40, 6:50, 9. thursday 19 — thursday 26 *Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 9 (Fri & Sat), 10 (Fri, Sat & Wed), 12:15, 1, 3:20, 4:30, 6:25, 8, 9:30. Fever Pitch 12:45, 6:10.

The Hichhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 10 (Fri, Sat & Wed), 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:45, 9. The Interpreter 10 (Fri, Sat & Wed), 3:30, 8:30. Kicking and Screaming 10 (Fri, Sat & Wed), 12:10, 2:15, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40.

Kingdom of Heaven 12:10, 3:05, 6, 9. Monster-In-Law 10 (Fri, Sat & Wed), 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:40, 8:50. Unleashed 10 (Fri, Sat & Wed), 12:20, 2:30, 4:40, 6:50, 9.

ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Amityville Horror 7:10, 9:30. Sin City 7, 9:25. The Upside of Anger 6:50, 9:20. Million Dollar Baby 6:40. Kung Fu Hustle 9:15. friday 20 — thursday 26 Sahara 1 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9:15.

Sin City 1:10 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:25.

Guess Who 1:20 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9:20. Amityville Horror 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 9:30. Million Dollar Baby 6:40.

See www.merrilltheatres.net.

thursday 19 — thursday 26 *Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:30, 1, 2, 3:30, 4:20, 5:30, 6:30, 7:30, 8:45, 9:30, 10:30 & 11:50 (Thu-Sat). Monster-In-Law 1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:20. Kicking and Screaming 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:15, 9:35. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 1:10, 4:10, 7, 9:45.

House of Wax 7:20, 9:50. The Interpreter 3:20, 6:10. Kingdom of Heaven 12:35, 3:40, 6:40, 9:40. Mindhunters 12:50, 9:10.

Crash 1:15, 3:50, 6:20, 9. Robots 1:30, 4:30.

Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

THE SAVOY THEATER Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509. wednesday 18 — thursday 26 Millions 1:30 (Mon), 6:30, 8:30.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678.

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wednesday 18 Kingdom of Heaven 7:30.

Kicking and Screaming 7:30.

The Interpreter 7:30.

MARQUIS THEATER Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 18 — thursday 26 *Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith 12:01 a.m. (May 19), 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9.

Kicking and Screaming 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:45, 8:45.

Kingdom of Heaven 6:15, 8:45 (ends May 18).

thursday 19 — thursday 26 *Star Wars III: The Revenge of the Sith 12:01 a.m. (May 19), 2:30, 6:15 & 9:10 (Thu-Sun), 7:30 (Mon-Thu). Kicking and Screaming 2:30, 4:30, 7 & 9 (ThuSun), 7:30 (Mon-Thu). Kingdom of Heaven 2:30, 6:30, 9:10 (ThuSun), 7:30 (Mon-Thu).

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Malletts Bay, Colchester, 862-7948.

College Street, Burlington, 8643456

thursday 19 — thursday 26

wednesday 18 Monster-in-Law 1:15, 3:35, 7, 9:20. Kingdom of Heaven 1, 3:45, 6:30. Crash 1:20, 3:50, 7:15, 9:35. The Interpreter 1:05, 3:40, 6:40. Millions 1:25, 4, 7:05, 9:30.

The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill 1:30, 3:30, 7:25, 9:25. thursday 19 — thursday 26 *Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith 12 a.m. (Thu), 11, 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10 (Thu-Sun).

Monster-in-Law 1:15, 3:35, 7, 9:25. Kingdom of Heaven 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:20. Crash 1:20, 3:35, 7:15, 9:35. The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill 1:30, 7:25.

Millions 3:30, 9:25.

Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

*Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith & Robots (midnight May 19), dusk (Fri-Thu). Monster-In-Law & Fever Pitch (Fri-Thu). Kicking and Screaming & XXX: State of the Union (Fri-Thu). Kingdom of Heaven & House of Wax.

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MADELEINE PEYROUX QUARTET Featuring Madeleine Peyroux, vocals and rhythm guitar; Sam Yahel, Hammond B3 and piano; Matt Penman, bass; and Scott Amendola, drums

June 3-12, 2005

“Peyroux’s voice ...transports to a time of hidden, smoke-filled haunts, rouged lips and lavish horns” – Billboard

Also, Jamie Masefield and Doug Perkins

Sunday, June 5 — Flynn MainStage

Sketches of Spain and Porgy and Bess : CELEBRATING THE GIL EVANS/MILES DAVIS COLLABORATION Featuring Randy Brecker, trumpet, with the Burlington Discover Jazz Big Band and guest conductor Joe Muccioli “The supreme partnership of soloist and orchestrator in jazz history, with a legacy of immortal music that spans three decades and influenced countless musicians” – Bob Blumenthal

Also, Jennifer Hartswick Ensemble

Friday, June 10 — Flynn MainStage

THE SAXOPHONE SUMMIT Michael Brecker, Joe Lovano and Dave Liebman Featuring the great rhythm section of Billy Hart, drums; Cecil McBee, bass; and Phil Markowitz, piano “holy jazz trinity” – Down Beat

Also, Vermont All State Jazz Ensemble

Saturday June 11 — Flynn MainStage

McCOY TYNER TRIO Featuring McCoy Tyner, piano; Eric Gravatt, drums; and Charnett Moffett, bass “McCoy is operating in that rare air of the titans of jazz piano.

He’s the greatest, a transcendent artist” – Bruce Hornsby

Also, Fred Haas Quintet

Sunday, June 12 — Flynn MainStage

TRIO! STANLEY CLARKE • BÉLA FLECK • JEAN-LUC PONTY Featuring Stanley Clarke, bass; Béla Fleck, banjo; and Jean-Luc Ponty, violin World Debut! Their First Public Appearance!

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Thanks to his legendary folk-singer father Woody, Arlo Guthrie grew up steeped in American music. In 1967, his playful, catchy and anti-authoritarian anthem “Alice’s Restaurant” launched Arlo’s own style of Vietnam-draft-questioning, tongue-in-cheek social activism — and, a few years later, his acting career. In every medium Guthrie manages to stay a storyteller, and anecdotes remain a big part of his shows. Nowadays, with military recruitment at an all-time low, and no end to the mess in Iraq, it helps to poke fun at those in charge. If you want to end war and stuff, you got to sing loud.

ARLO GUTHRIE Friday, May 20, Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $32. Info, 728-6464.

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<calendar > scene@TROPICAL FISH CLUB OF BURLINGTON VFW, BURLINGTON, THURSDAY, MAY 12, 7 P.M. Vermont’s iconic ichythological band broke up last summer, but there are still fish-heads in town getting tanked — at the monthly meeting of the Tropical Fish Club of Burlington.

Members gather on the second Thursday of each month, September through June, to exchange ideas about aquarium life. The VFW seems an unlikely HQ, but organizer David Banks points out that unlike the waterfront science center, where they used to meet, it’s free.

Nine men and women mingle before the meeting begins.

David Isham, editor of the group’s newsletter, In Depth, explains their fin fetish: “You get attracted to a certain species and you want to take care of it.” He adds, “They’re cheaper than dogs.”

Frankly, that’s hard to believe. These people aren’t talking about caring for a few goldfish they won at the fair. Most of them keep dozens of exotic, Latin-named fish, each of which may cost hundreds of dollars. “It’s addictive,” Isham concedes.

“Most people have 30, 40, 50 tanks, then they crash for awhile and cut back.”

During a round of self-help-style introductions, one newcomer, “Keith,” tells of a recent downsizing. “I’ve been keeping Africans for about 10 years now,” he says. “I used to have six or seven tanks, but my wife has me down to two. Now we’re moving, and she says I can only have one.”

Keith’s story elicits some sympathetic groans. Then a chorus of “yeahs” as Isham suggests negotiating for “a certain area instead of a number of tanks.” Sounds like a strategy he’s tried before.

After the intros, Banks begins the feature presentation, “African Rift Lake Cichlids and Appropriate Tankmates.” Slides of stunningly colorful fish appear on the wall between a trophy case and an American flag. An unused disco ball hovers overhead.

Some of the specimens seem to glare defiantly at the collectors, like the tiny, brownish Lamprologus ocellatus. “I’ve actually had this fish draw blood,” Banks reports. But he reassures the audience that there are other fish in the, er, African Rift Lakes. Enthusiastically, he urges, “I always say, there’s a cichlid for absolutely everybody.”

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WED.18 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335.

MAY MUSIC SERIES: Soprano Claire Hungerford sings about springtime love in Italian, French and English. Stowe Community Church, noon.

Free. Info, 253-7792.

Visual Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 649-3242. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;TRAVELLERS & MAGICIANSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: This film directed by a Himalayan Buddhist lama tells parallel tales of two Bhutanese men seeking to escape their mundane lives. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: A group of over-religious villagers learn forgiveness at a banquet in Babetteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Feast, and Eat, Drink, Man, Woman is about the food-based relationships between a Chinese master chef and his daughters. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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dance â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SALSALINAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 598-1077.

PAUL TAYLOR DANCE COMPANY: The modern dance troupe marks its golden anniversary with three pieces of cutting-edge choreography.

Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $2439. Info, 863-5966.

drama â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;QUILTERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: In this play with music, Vermont Stage Company presents a patchwork of pioneering womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s stories as they talk about birth, romance and broken hearts. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $24-28. Info, 863-5966.

BEATRIX POTTER PORTRAYAL: Literary historian and actress Helene Lang presents the life story of the beloved British childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s author.

Gilbert Hart Library, Wallingford, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 446-3366.

film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE FUTURE OF FOODâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: This powerful documentary questions the use of genetically modified organisms in Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s food supply.

Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7-8:30 p.m.

Donations. Info, 272-9536. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;NOTHING LIKE DREAMINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Set in Montpelier, this film by Vermont cineaste Nora Jacobson tracks two loners who try to make music with fire. Second floor, Firehouse Center for the 2x3-packed042705

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. STOWE BASKETRY FESTIVAL: Basket cases weave in a week of workshops by internationally recognized teachers. Round Hearth at Stowe, various times and prices. Registration and info, 253-7223.

COMMUNITY DARKROOM CRITIQUE: Area photographers gather informally to share and discuss each otherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s work. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7161.

DIGITAL PHOTO EDITING: Tech-savvy camera folks learn the ins and outs of pixel placement.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SPIRITUALISM IN VERMONTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Storyteller and folk historian Joe Citro presents an illustrated lecture about 19th-century locals who believed in ghosts. Hardwick Depot, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 563-2508.

GNOSTIC CHRISTIANITY: Listeners get an introduction to this life philosophy at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706.

IRA ALLEN TALK: Historian Kevin Graffignino surveys the foibles of one of Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s founding fathers. Pratt Hall, Montgomery, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 326-4869. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;COSMIC QUESTIONSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Budding philosophers gather for a bull session with physics professor Cyrus Bryant and Unitarian minister Gary Kowalski. Unitarian Church, Burlington, noon.

Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 24.

Marshfield, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-8757, ext. 106. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MOVING & GROOVINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MIDNIGHT FARMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Preschoolers hear this story

by Carly Simon, then help plant seeds in the garden. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 910:30 a.m. $5. Registration and info, 457-2355.

PAJAMA STORYTIME: Sleepy beans of all ages hear bedtime tales, then enjoy cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

WRITING WORKSHOP: Teenaged girls get encouragement to brainstorm on paper. Stowe Free Library, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 253-6145.

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HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: The local chapter of the international cross-country club meets for fun, beer and, oh yeah, running. Burlington City Hall Park, 6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 318-5527.

SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.

SPRING BEAUTY CANOE TRIP: A naturalist leads a waterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s-edge search of migrant birds and other signs of spring. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $30 includes canoes. Registration and info, 359-5000.

WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Center, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m.

TIM BROOKES: The Essex-based author reads Free. Info, 864-8001. close to home at a launch of his new book, WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and The Driveway Stories. See review, this issue. under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Essex Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5684.

Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Andre Dubus IIIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture novel The House of Sand and Fog offer shifting books and puppets engage growing readers opinions about its characters. Waterbury Public aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

POETRY WORKSHOP: Julia Shipley, director of HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose Writing Studies at Sterling College, inspires parin a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. ticipants with other peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s poems. Stowe Free Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, Library, 7-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 453-3038.

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CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-7120.

RELIGION LECTURE: Professor Alfred Andrea MARSHFIELD PLAYGROUP: Tykes from birth to describes the origins of the papacy and its age 5 party with their parents during a weekly Brownell changing role in the Middle Ages.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 55:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

etc â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTORS UP CLOSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Nature lovers look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m.

Free. Info, 253-9591.

ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

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WED.18 << 05B LAUGHING CLUB: Gigglers of all ages yuk it up for a healthful half-hour. Union Station, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2578.

CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

HAM SUPPER: Diners who dig salty swine taste all of the trimmings. Vegetarians have another option at the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. $7. Info, 434-2053.

‘RETURNING TO COLLEGE’: Adult learners hear about their options and get support. VSAC Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1-800642-3177.

BURLINGTON BREAD MEETING: Local economic advisors and interested folks discuss the city’s community currency. Radio Bean, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 434-8103.

‘TEAM IN TRAINING’ INFO MEETING: Local supporters of the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society find out how to train for national sports-event fundraisers. Holiday Inn, South Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 518-438-3583.

‘A TASTE OF WALDORF’: Parents interested in alternative education get an overview of the Waldorf grade-school curriculum. West Farm School, Jeffersonville, 7-8:30 a.m. Free.

Registration and info, 644-2285.

‘MAC USERS UNITE!’: Apple enthusiasts gather for their monthly meeting. Gailer School, Shelburne, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1985.

‘MAKE YOUR OWN TV’: Would-be producers learn how to record, air and edit their issues for local-access television. Channel 17, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16.

‘BUSINESS AFTER HOURS’: The Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce hosts networking and entertainment at Higher Ground, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $15. Registration and info, 863-3489, ext. 211.

COMPUTER SECURITY: Info consumers learn how to protect against computer viruses and Internet fraud. Richmond Free Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5550.

forthcoming book, Hoops. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4312.

BILL MCKIBBEN: The Middlebury-based environmental writer and Seven Days columnist describes the journey at the heart of his new book, Wandering Home: A Long Walk Across America’s Most Hopeful Landscape. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

THU.19 music See clubdates in Section A.

drama ‘QUILTERS’: See May 18.

‘THE BELLE OF AMHERST’: Lost Nation Theater produces playwright William Luce’s one-woman show about the life and poetry of Emily Dickinson. See review, this issue. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $21. Info, 229-0492.

‘DANCING AT LUGHNASA’: The Lamoille County Players stage the Tony Award-winning Irish play about a family of sisters who recollect the past. Hyde Park Opera House, 7 p.m. $14. Info, 888-4507.

film ‘NOTHING LIKE DREAMING’: See May 18.

‘TRAVELLERS & MAGICIANS’: See May 18.

‘ALL THAT I CAN BE’: This 20-minute documentary follows the recent recruitment of two young men into the U.S. Army. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4748.

‘WRETCHED LIVES’: In this film critique of the early ’90s Philippines, a woman must care for her mentally challenged sister after their mother’s sudden death. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. STOWE BASKETRY FESTIVAL: See May 18.

COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

PHOTOGRAPHY TALK: Local lenswoman Emily Sloan describes her personal development, showing images from New Zealand, Africa and France. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 479-4127.

words MAJOR JACKSON: The UVM English prof and prize-winning poet shoots stanzas from his

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talks JAN REYNOLDS: The Stowe-based writer and photographer gives an illustrated overview of her high-altitude adventures. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

‘THE WESTERN ABENAKI’: Jeanne Brink chronicles Vermont’s Native American history.

Woodbury Community Library, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 456-7404.

‘LOOKING BACK AT VERMONT’: This illustrated talk examines the work of nine governmentemployed photographers who documented the state’s rural culture from 1936 to 1942.

Waterbury Area Senior Citizens’ Center, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 244-7036.

WEBSITE PANEL: Three local design experts advise area artists and entrepreneurs about how to make their websites work best. South End Arts & Business Association Gallery, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 859-9222.

‘LOW MAINTENANCE GARDENING’: Burlington author and organic cultivator Ron Krupp provides thrifty, practical approaches to garden design. Bixby Memorial Free Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2211.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 18.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Three- to 5year-olds break into books at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 4767550, ext. 308.

WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

PUPPET SHOW: Teens perform Peter Pan with handmade manikins, followed by juggling and magic tricks. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

sport STOWE PINNACLE STOMP: Early evening hikers climb a side spur of Hogback Mountain on this moderate, 3-mile round trip. Call for meeting location, 5:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6950.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 18.

RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops with hope for tranquility and an end to Middle Eastern deployments.

Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 18.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 18.

FAMILY NIGHT: Harpist Evergreen Erb introduces her instrument with a kid-friendly talk and hands-on demo. South Burlington Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080.

‘WARBLERS 101’: Avian appreciators identify the field marks and calls of more than 30 species of Vermont songbirds. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 8 a.m. - 3 p.m. $65. Registration and info, 359-5000.

REIKI CLINIC: Find out how it feels to center your chi through ancient touch therapy. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 660-8060.

SPECIAL-NEEDS RESOURCE FAIR: Parents of kids with disabilities get info on national, state and regional programs and services.

Malletts Bay School, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 655-0166.

PARENT GROUP: People caring for infants up to 9 months old share their joys and concerns.

Expectant families are also welcome. Child’s Garden Campus, Orchard Valley School, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Donations. Info, 456-7400.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ANXIETY RELIEFâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A licensed psychologist explains the symptoms and possible causes of various stress-related disorders. Conference Room 3, Central Vermont Medical Center, Berlin, 6-8 p.m. $5. Info, 371-4198. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MUSHROOMS 101â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Fungus fans learn about the lifecycle, anatomy and diversity of local forest-floor fruits. Green Mountain Club, Waterbury Center, 6:30-9 p.m. $18.

Registration and info, 244-7037.

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See calendar spotlight. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $32. Info, 728-6464.

FAREWELL REUNION: The Fiddleheads and The Sweetcorn Broadcasters join more than 10 other local folk groups for a good time. Grace Church, Sheldon, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 849-6968. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PIANO PLUSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Canadian pianist Gwen Beamish performs and comments on classics by Scarlatti, Beethoven, FaurĂŠ and Schumann.

St. Paulâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cathedral, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15.

Info, 863-5966.

MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE CHAMBER SINGERS: This ensemble gives voice to senior studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; favorite works at a commencement concert.

Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

WOODCHUCKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S REVENGE: This local progopher posse sings toe-tapping tunes from cowboy to country. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

WORLD MUSIC PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE: Campus-based timekeepers outline the rhythms of Caribbean music from clavĂŠ to calypso. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $10. Info, 603-646-2422.

RIDERS IN THE SKY: The Grammy Award-winning Western group famous for the theme song to Toy Story 2 helps raise funds for a local childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hospital. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $28-38. Info, 603448-0400.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PERFORMANCE 2005â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Children, teens and adults share their takes on tap, hip-hop, ballet and jazz dance in a studio-based show. Barre Opera House, 7 p.m. $9. Info, 229-4676.

BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

CONTRA DANCE: Fiddler Nat Hewitt and rhythm guitarist Adam Broome motivate high-steppers. Caller Rachel Nevitt rounds out the seasonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s last hoedown. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $7. Info, 863-2199.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;QUILTERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 18. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE BELLE OF AMHERSTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 19, 8 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DANCING AT LUGHNASAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 19. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ON GOLDEN PONDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The Shelburne Players present this family drama about a lakeside retreat that enables communication. Shelburne Town Center, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 985-0780.

film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;NOTHING LIKE DREAMINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 18, Vergennes Opera House. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fire organâ&#x20AC;? demo 7 p.m., film 7:30 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;NEW BEST FRIENDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Sapphic Cinema presents this film about a clique of rich and beautiful college women, and the pressure a poor, plain girl feels to fit in with them. R.U.1.2?

Community Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 860-7812. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;OFF THE MAPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Set in the high desert of northern New Mexico, this film follows an IRS agent who is drawn into an eccentric homesteading family. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

CASTLETON VIDEOFEST: Original narratives, documentaries and animations by Vermont high school students get big-screen treatment at the Fine Arts Center, Castleton State College, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 468-1373.

HIGH LIFE

If warm, late-spring weather makes you want to kick up your heels, the Hyjinx Festival offers a good venue for a whack at hackey-sac, among other things. Puppet-making, bread-baking, theater games and poetry reading augment artist demonstrations and craft exhibits, and local businesses and restaurants display their wares and offer samples. The all-ages community arts fair was convened for the first time last year by a local high school senior, and remains mostly student-organized, with help from River Arts. A comedy show features kids coached by Vermont clown jewels Peter Gould and Stephen Stearns. The Different Drummer String Ensemble and the Mud City Ramblers finish off the day with music under the stars. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s to looking up.

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ROTARY CLUB ART AUCTION: Sales of works by local and international artists benefit HYJINX FESTIVAL Friday, May 20, Peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Academy, Morrisville, 4-9:30 p.m. scholarship and social service programs.

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FRI.20 << 07B ARTS & CRAFT SHOW: Jewelry, colorful clothing, art and photography prompt shoppersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; perusal.

Burlington Town Center Mall, 9:30 a.m. - 9 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2545, ext. 10.

ARTS AUCTION: Bids on more than 200 works raise funds for a Middlebury-based volunteer hospice. Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 5-8:30 p.m. $20 includes buffet. Info, 388-4111.

words RECOMMENDED READINGS: Slam poets Michael Nedell and Geof Hewitt trade words at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 865-7166.

talks FOOD MARKETING: Professor Gene German of Cornell University talks about Wal-Martâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sprawling effects on the retailing, processing and production of food. Hauke Center, Champlain College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2442.

AMERICAN HUMORISTS: For laughs, theater veteran Warren Frost describes famous eccentrics, authors and comically gifted oddballs. Ilsley Library, Middlebury, 10:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 388-6867. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LETTERS TO VERMONTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Historian Donald Wickman considers correspondence from Civil War soldiers that was published in the 1860s Rutland Herald. Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 775-4301.

GLYCONUTRIENTS LECTURE: Dr. Stephen Summey describes how certain essential sugars can improve the immune system. Trinity United Methodist Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 234-5260.

<calendar > STUDENT WATERSHED CONGRESS: Teens present projects on vernal pools and river denizens at the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See May 18, 10 a.m.

ARTHRITIS FITNESS: Seniors living with joint pain try gentle stretches and water-based movement. Racquetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Edge, Essex, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 879-7734.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 18.

YOUTH ENVIRONMENTAL SUMMIT: High school and college activists undertake policy discussions about responsible stewardship. Hulbert Outdoor Center, Fairlee, various times. $50.

Registration and info, 229-1833.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTORS UP CLOSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 18.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 18.

TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en espaĂąol at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-1926.

OUTDOOR WORKSHOP: Teachers learn how to lead students on mountainous day hikes by going the distance themselves. Stratton Mountain, Londonderry, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. $55.

Registration and info, 244-7037.

PROJECT GRADUATION DANCE: A DJ and live bands rock out at a raffle of clothes, sportsgear and other goodies. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 8-11 p.m. $3. Info, 434-6482.

HYJINX FESTIVAL: Fun-lovers of all ages turn out to appreciate artistic and crafty pursuits.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 18.

See calendar spotlight. Peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Academy, WATERBURY STORYTIME: See May 18, Waterbury Morrisville, 4-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-6725.

Branch Library, for children ages 3-5. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Survivors and SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: family members learn about legal issues, disability rights and special education options.

See May 19.

Northwestern Counseling & Support Services, SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join Matthew St. Albans, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Registration Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell and info, 800-834-7890.

Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free.

Info, 878-6956.

HEALTH-CARE CLINIC: Seniors get answers to their questions about benefits and a free bloodâ&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Kids sing pressure checkup. Grace Congregational Church, along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playRutland, 9 a.m. - noon. Info, 800-865-2683. ing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, PTSD INFO SESSION: Veterans of Iraq and Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and Afganistan experience treatment for post-trauinfo, 865-7216.

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Free. Info, 865-9500.

BUILDING TOUR: A ribbon-cutting re-opens the newly renovated and historically restored former schoolhouse now known as Debevoise Hall.

Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 831-1309.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. PIANO MASTER CLASS: Keyed-in players get tips from Canadian pianist Gwen Beamish. St. Paulâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cathedral, Burlington, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 864-9209. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SPRING ROMANCEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Flutists Karen Kevra and Rhea Jacobus join pianist Jeffrey Chappell for works by Schubert, Saint-SaĂŤns and other Romantic composers. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 476-8188.

OPEN MIC JAMBOREE: Country and bluegrass players from Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 64 granges join other bands for a picking party. State Grange Center, Brookfield, noon. $5. Info, 875-1098.

RICK CEBALLOS: The folk soloist plays traditional and original tunes on banjo, concertina and button accordion. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

WAYNE WARNER: The Vermont native and Nashville recording artist sounds off at the Lamoille Union High School, Hyde Park, 7 & 9 p.m. $15. Info, 888-5229, ext 129.

BARBARY COAST JAZZ ENSEMBLE: Eclectic improvisation spotlights five graduating seniors at a pirate-themed party. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $10. Info, 603-646-2422.

DARTMOUTH CHAMBER SINGERS: This ensemble voices works by Brahms, Benjamin Britten and contemporary Bulgarian composers. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $14. Info, 603-646-2422.

TABLE 45: Five high-caliber high school jazz musicians play out at the Purple Moon Pub, Waitsfield, 8:30 p.m. $2. Info, 496-3422.

BENEFIT CONCERT: Five bands â&#x20AC;&#x201D; members of Maui in Ithaca, Monday Morning, The Aviators, Play Like Pianos and Taco Party â&#x20AC;&#x201D; band together to support Straight Talk Vermont. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7-11 p.m. $5. Info, 849-6407.

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CONTRA DANCE: Caller Steve Zakon-Anderson directs dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes. A three-person band keeps the beat with fiddle, guitar, piano and accordion. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 744-6163.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;QUILTERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 18, 2 & 7:30 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE BELLE OF AMHERSTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 19, 8 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DANCING AT LUGHNASAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 19. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ON GOLDEN PONDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 20, 2 & 8 p.m.

MAD RIVER KIDS CHORALE: Miniature thespians in grades K-6 entertain with spring-themed musical theater sketches. Warren School Auditorium, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 496-4781. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE TEMPESTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; TRY-OUTS: Actors audition for Shakespeareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spirit-filled comedy about a shipwreck. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, call for appointment 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free.

Info, 229-0492.

film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;OFF THE MAPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 20, 7 & 9 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;NOTRE MUSIQUEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Jean-Luc Godard directs this visual essay on war and memory set at a Sarajevo literary conference. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 8:45 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. STOWE BASKETRY FESTIVAL: See May 18.

ARTS & CRAFT SHOW: See May 20.

ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5356.

talks THOMAS SALMON: The former Vermont governor and UVM president addresses students as they graduate from Vermont Law School. South Royalton town green, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 831-1309. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PROVEN PLANT WINNERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Greenhouse grower Dave Hilton talks about propagating the latest varieties of green stuff. Gardenerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Supply Company, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 660-3500.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;BIRDS & LAND CONSERVATIONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Annette Lorraine, Stewardship Director of the Upper Valley Land Trust, discusses Connecticut River wetlands that are crucial to winged migrators.

Montshire Museum, Norwich, 1-2 p.m. $7.50.

Info, 649-2200. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;BATS OF VERMONTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Biologist Scott Darling goes batty with an illustrated talk about recent nighttime research. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 10 a.m. - noon. $5. Info, 434-2167.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 18. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SATURDAY STORIESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-2711.

CHILDRENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;CRAFTERNOONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: School-aged kids get out glue and make replicas of aviator Charles Lindberghâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plane. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-4665.

TOMIE DEPAOLA: Strega Nona fans flock to meet the beloved childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s author as he presents his new picture book, Stagestruck. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 2:30-4 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

CHILDRENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S FAIR: Tykes play pint-sized minigolf, get their faces painted, check out a tricycle pull, and plant flowers to take home.

Evergreen Preschool, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 877-6702.

KIDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; DAY: The young and young-at-heart cut loose in a Main Street parade, followed by fun activities in Waterfront Park, Burlington, parade 9:30 a.m., festival 10:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0123.

sport BLACK RIVER PADDLE: The Montpelier section of the Green Mountain Club revisits an historic flat-water canoe trip using old-school portage methods. Call for Irasburg-area meeting time and location. Free. Info, 223-3935.

GIANT MOUNTAIN: Ladies climb this Adirondack peak on a 6.5-mile, all-girl excursion organized by the Green Mountain Club. Call for meeting time and location. $10. Info, 244-7037.

QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: A naturalist leads hikers into Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s version of the Grand Canyon to explore geological history. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, noon. $8. Info, 359-5000.

CROSS-COUNTRY 5-K: Runners race through fields and sugarwoods in a benefit for Champlain Valley Union High School. Call for Charlotte-area location, registration 8 a.m., race 9 a.m. $10. Info, 425-2384.

BREADLOAF WILDS: Hikers go off-trail in a proposed addition to a wilderness area. Call for Hancock-area location, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 223-3216.

SPRING TRAIL WORK: Volunteers clear debris from the Long Trail. Bring gloves and lunch.

Meet at UVM Visitorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Parking Lot, Burlington, 8 a.m., or at the Park & Ride, Richmond, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-1457.

SAXON HILL SCHOOL STRIDE: A scenic, 5-K road race is followed by prizes, a raffle and a bouncy obstacle course with childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s games.

Brownâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s River Middle School, Jericho, registration 8:30 a.m., race 9:30 a.m., kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; 1-K run 10:30 a.m. $20. Info, 879-2563.

SENIORSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; TRACK & FIELD MEET: Those over 50 dust off their cleats to compete in dashes, shotput and pole vaulting. South Burlington High School, registration 8 a.m., competition 9 a.m. $20 includes lunch. Info, 658-4486.

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Vermont Humane Society go the distance for dogs, cats and other critters. Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Berlin, registration 10 a.m., walk 11 a.m. Donations. Info, 476-3811, ext. 31.

activism YOUTH ENVIRONMENTAL SUMMIT: See May 20.

OLDER WOMENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LEAGUE: Ladies address the problems women face as they age. Polly Nichol of the Vermont Housing and Conservation Board talks about the stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s affordable housing alternatives. Conference Room 3, Central Vermont Medical Center, Berlin, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 496-9458.

etc â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PREDATORS OF THE SKYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Hawks, owls and other live birds of prey are the focus of this nature showcase and talk. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

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SAT.21 << 09B FARMERS’ MARKETS: Browse among open-air booths selling homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. – 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-8898188. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 773-9380.

LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play. Amtrak Station, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9766.

BIRD-A-THON: Participants collect pledges for every feathered species they identify — with or without leaving their backyards. Various locations statewide, all day. Donations support the Vermont Institute of Natural Science. Info, 457-2779, ext. 109.

RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Donors contribute a pint to the cause. Congregational Church, Richmond, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053.

GIRL SCOUTS CAR WASH: Do-gooders soap up SUVs and sedans at a fundraiser for a local troop. Congregational Church, Richmond, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053.

SOLAR CAR RACE: Middle-school students show off sustainable models of their own design.

See calendar spotlight. Williston Central School, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-4259.

ENVIRONMENTAL WORKSHOP: Storytellers explore their place in the bigger scheme of things. Clementwood Spiritual Life Center, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. $12. Info, 773-4488.

WAR COLLEGE: History buffs convene for a twoday symposium on the 250th anniversary of the French and Indian War. Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., various times $110. Registration and info, 518585-2821.

PLANT SALE: Green thumbs stake out field-grown specimens, hanging plants and gardening books.

A raffle winds up the day at the Bixby Memorial Free Library, Vergennes, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 877-2211.

SENIORFEST: Folks over 50 enjoy exhibits and entertainment, including free educational seminars and a Broadway revue from Lyric Theater.

University Mall, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. 5 p.m. $1. Info, 878-0051.

RUMMAGE SALE: Treasure hunters trawl through boxes of books, clothes and other goodies. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0567.

MIRACLE MILES BENEFIT: A UVM med student raises money for the Vermont Children’s Hospital with a mini-golf tournament, a pizza-and-pasta dinner and a silent auction. Pizza Putt, South Burlington, various times and prices. Registration and info, 847-1010.

BLOOM-TIME FESTIVAL: Flower-seekers turn out for tours, workshops and the Burlington Garden Club’s plant sale. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-3073.

PLANT SALE: Friends of Burlington Gardens vend a variety of heirloom vegetable seedlings and hardy perennials. 33 Tracy Drive, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 658-5733.

MEDIEVAL COUNTRY FAIR: Catch puppets, Martial arts demos, old-fashioned coppersmithing and sauerkraut-and-potato salad with sausages in the spirit of 1500s Germany. Good Shepherd Lutheran Church, Jericho, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 899-3932.

BAKE SALE: With help from drag kings and queens, the Queer Liberation Army sells sugary stuff to sweeten its pot. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2887.

FAMILY DAY: Museum tours, expert speakers and a scavenger hunt introduce all ages to the Vermont motto: “freedom and unity.” Vermont Historical Society Museum, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - noon. Free.

Info, 479-8500.

drama ‘QUILTERS’: See May 18, 2 p.m.

‘THE BELLE OF AMHERST’: See May 19, 6:30 p.m.

film ‘OFF THE MAP’: See May 20.

‘PULP FICTION’: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris? Quentin Tarantino’s persistently quotable adrenaline-fest hits the screen at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. STOWE BASKETRY FESTIVAL: See May 18.

ARTS & CRAFT SHOW: See May 20, 11 a.m. 6 p.m.

LIFE DRAWING: Pencil holders sketch the human form. Burlington College, noon - 3 p.m. $5.

Info, 862-9616.

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SUN.22 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ENSEMBLE SOLEIL: This early-music group performs Renaissance-era chamber pieces mixed with theater sketches that provide historical context. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 644-8977.

DRUM CIRCLE: Rhythm-makers sound out the I Ching by playing patterns found in nature.

Plainfield Community Center, 4-6 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-2972.

JOHN BRYANT: The local pianist notes new music at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

KIRTAN SINGING: Students of yoga stretch vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711.

KATHY MATTEA: In a rescheduled concert, the Grammy Award-winning country star sings to support local child services. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $40. Info, 603-448-0400.

dance ‘PERFORMANCE 2005’: See May 20, 2 p.m.

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ANN RICHARDS: The former governor of Texas talks about her career in politics. See calendar spotlight. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 4 p.m. $25-50. Info, 861-6200.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 18.

sport QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See May 21.

BIKE RIDE: Pedal-pushers boogie to Brookfield’s floating bridge for lunch, then return to finish off 45 difficult miles. Call for meeting location, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 223-7035.

NATURE WALK: Wildlife enthusiasts explore the woods around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 434-2167.

PEACHAM BOG LOOP: Walkers pace past peat on this easy, 6-plus-mile route through Groton State Forest. Call for meeting location, 9 a.m.

Free. Info, 229-6950.

FULL MOON CANOE TRIP: Lunar-light paddlers search for night life on the Ottauquechee River.

VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 7-9:30 p.m. $30, canoes provided. Registration and info, 359-5000.

MYSTERY PADDLE: Kayakers and canoeists seek out quiet water in a to-be-disclosed spot. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 863-0295.

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GREEN MOUNTAIN BICYCLE CLUB: Cyclists explore up to 45 miles of Addison County roads. Meet at the Vergennes Town Green, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 864-7214.

WALK FOR HADASSAH HOSPITAL: Vermonters of all ages support a Jerusalem medical facility that treats Israelis and Palestinians. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 1 p.m. Donations.

Registration and info, 864-0218.

activism YOUTH ENVIRONMENTAL SUMMIT: See May 20.

QUEER LIBERATION ARMY: Queer-identified activists of all ages plan flamboyant responses to intolerance. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-6665.

etc ESL GROUP: See May 18, 2-4 p.m.

‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See May 21.

WAR COLLEGE: See May 21.

WESTON PLAYHOUSE SUMMER GALA: Alan Ruck of Broadway’s The Producers emcees an evening of entertainment, dinner, and live and silent auctions. The Victorian Inn, Wallingford, 5:30 p.m. $150. Info, 824-8167, ext. 110.

BURLINGTON AREA SCRABBLE CLUB: Letter wranglers make every word count in a tournament-style competition. Bring your board to Allenwood at Pillsbury Manor, South Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6192.

KINDERGARTEN OPEN DAY: Parents of kids aged 4-6 explore the idea of a Waldorf education. West Farm School, Jeffersonville, 1011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 644-2285.

POKER TOURNAMENT: Card aficionados play casino-style cash games at a benefit for an area women’s shelter. South Station Restaurant, Rutland, noon - 6 p.m. $2-3 per rake, $100 maximum buy-in. Info, 775-6788.

MON.23 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. SAMBATUCADA!: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open rehearsal of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe.

Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 660-0420.

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‘OFF THE MAP’: See May 20.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See May 19.

LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7.

Info, 635-1769.

words J. FRANCIS ANGIER: The native Vermonter and WWII pilot reads from his memoir, Ready or Not: Into the Wild Blue. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 453-2665.

talks ‘SPRIGHTLY STEPS’: Musician and local historian Adam Boyce talks about Vermont’s contra and square-dancing traditions. Railroad Depot Museum, Swanton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 868-3892.

‘NUTRITION FOR LIFE’: Dr. Bill Schenck explains how eating good food helps build a healthy body. Schenck Chiropractic, Williston, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-8330.

ANARCHISM & LABOR RIGHTS SYMPOSIUM: In four separate talks, speakers discuss the social, political and artistic history of anarchism. The documentary film Anarchism in America shows at 2:30 p.m. Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 19 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 18.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See May 18, for children ages 3-5.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 4767550, ext. 308.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘THE READING CHAIR’: Elise Cassarino tells stories and sings songs at the Book King, Rutland, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 773-9232.

‘FARMER BROWN SHEARS HIS SHEEP’: Preschoolers hear this wooly yarn by Teri Sloat, then visit some sheep to feel their fleece. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 23:30 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 457-2355.

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Basic guidelines and a solar panel steered the middle-school students fielding cars in the Northern Vermont Junior Solar Sprint. But actually powering a sunbeam-stoked roller was up to them, and the design-and-build process was mostly trial and error: tinkering, or playing, to see what worked. Appropriately, this national competition is run by the U.S. Department of Energy to get kids to explore two of the most important issues facing today's adult policy-makers: energy and transportation.

SOLAR CAR RACE Saturday, May 21, Williston Central School, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-4259.

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sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See May 18, 10 a.m.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE: Disc flickers convene for pick-up games on the Westford Common, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1681.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 18.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 18.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 18.

SOCRATES CAFÉ: Budding philosophers debate ideas at the Waterbury Public Library, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 244-7036.

Middlebury, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 382-1036.

‘DAILY DOUBLE’ READING: Audience members hear Peter Murray’s screenplay about English football, shady dealings and love, then offer their opinion. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 229-0112.

‘BROADWAY DIRECT’: The cast of the hit musical Mamma Mia comes straight from New York for a song-and-dance revue. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 877-6737.

film ‘OFF THE MAP’: See May 20.

‘THE BROKEN HEARTS CLUB’: Gay Guy World Cinema presents this film about a charismatic group of gay male friends who must deal with a tragedy. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812.

TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies aged 2 and under take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free.

Info, 476-5118.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 18.

ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to U.S. military activities in Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-1926.

‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See May 18.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. SYRINX: Local vocalists offer choral thanks for environmental bounty. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 864-0471.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

MILTON COMMUNITY BAND REHEARSAL: Old and new members warm up for a busy summer concert schedule. Herrick Avenue Elementary School, Milton, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.

BILL MCKIBBEN: See May 19. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

DUAL POETRY READING: Marcia Kroll picks poems from her collection Modeling With Miss America, then Castleton State English prof Flo Keyes voices her verse. Book King, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9232.

BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 18.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 18.

FARMERS’ MARKET: See May 21, Rutland location only.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriott, Williston, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434.

PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.

PARENT WORKSHOP: Authority figures hear about a child-rearing method based on the book How to Talk So Kids Will Listen & Listen So Kids Will Talk. Conference Room 2, Central Vermont Medical Center, Berlin, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $45-50. Info, 371-4198.

EMPLOYER TRAINING: Area businesspeople learn how to help disenfranchised workers overcome poverty. Courtyard by Mariott, Williston, 7:30-9:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 864-7541, ext. 14.

COMMUNITY FORUM ON DRUGS: Concerned citizens learn how to keep methamphetamine problems from their town. Cabot Town Hall, 78:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4949.

NECI OPEN HOUSE: Student chefs and their instructors carve ice, prepare culinary delights and answer questions. Main Street Grill & Bar and Chef’s Table, Montpelier, 5-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-3188.

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dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 7-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044.

SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

drama ‘BLOOD & THUNDER’: The Addison Repertory Theater presents passionate snippets from Shakespearean plays in an outdoor, song-andpoetry-enhanced show. Beside Otter Creek, behind the Hannaford Career Center,

HAIR MINERAL ANALYSIS: Holistic nutrition counselor Michael Goldstein explains how to design healing programs based on your specific body chemistry. Bristol Wellness Center, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 453-5475.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 18.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See May 18.

Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:109:30 a.m.

‘FARMER BROWN SHEARS HIS SHEEP’: See May 23, 9-10:30 a.m.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See May 18.

MAY MUSIC SERIES: Pianist John Ferguson plays pieces by Bach, Brahms and Prokofiev, among other composers. Stowe Community Church, noon. Free. Info, 253-7792.

drama ‘QUILTERS’: See May 18.

‘BLOOD & THUNDER’: See May 24.

VERMONT PERFORMERS’ SHOWCASE: A fiber artist displays Emily Dickinson’s poems woven into fabric, and talented musicians perform classical settings of the Amherst poet’s verse. See The Belle of Amherst review, this issue. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 229-0492.

film ‘OFF THE MAP’: See May 20.

‘THE HUNGER’: This stylish 1983 film stars Catherine Deneuve, David Bowie and Susan Sarandon in a vampiric ménage à trois. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BILL MCKIBBEN: See May 19, The Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 7 p.m. Info, 872-2627.

talks ‘COSMIC QUESTIONS’: See May 18.

HEALTH-CARE OPTIONS: A homeopathy specialist describes how alternative medicine can augment traditional treatment plans. Conference Room 3, Central Vermont Medical Center, Berlin, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 371-4198.

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kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See May 18.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See May 18.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 18.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See May 18.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See May 18.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See May 18.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See May 18.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: See May 18.

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sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See May 18.

SENIOR EXERCISE: See May 18.

SENIOR HEALTH & FITNESS DAY: Chair massages, acupuncture demos and health screenings strengthen seniorsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; commitment to staying fit.

Twin Oaks Sport & Fitness Center, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 658-0002.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 18.

VOLUNTEER TRAINING: Community members learn how to help the Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Rape Crisis Center support survivors of sexual violence.

Call for Burlington-area location, 5:30 p.m.

Registration and info, 864-0555.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTORS UP CLOSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See May 18.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 18.

ESL GROUP: See May 18.

LAUGHING CLUB: See May 18.

CHESS GROUP: See May 18.

KNITTING POSSE: See May 18.

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<classes> Written by Katherine Reilly-FitzPatrick. Class listings are $15 per week or $50 for four weeks. All class listings must be pre-paid and are subject to editing for space and style.

Send info with check or complete credit-card information, including exact name on card, to: Classes, SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164.

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INSPIRED ACTOR, AGES 14-18: Monday through Friday, June 20 through July 1, 12-5 p.m. Flynn MainStage. $450 for 12 weeks. Info, 802-652-4548, registrar@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. Using classic tales as a springboard, actors are stretched to develop their skills in making compelling performance while working as part of an ensemble.

Techniques for using the body, voice and mind in inspiring ways are explored and practiced.

PROFESSIONAL FILM ACTING CLASSES: Presented by Jock MacDonald in conjunction with Cameron Thor Studios. Classes Mondays in Waterbury, Tuesdays in Burlington, Wednesdays in Montréal and Thursdays in Toronto. Boston class now forming.

Info, 318-8555, http://www.thoreast.com or http://www. cameronthor.com. Vermont native actor and acting coach, Jock MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. Cameron Thor Studios is regarded as one of the best film acting studios in the world.

It has helped start the careers of some of the industry’s biggest stars. Cameron Thor Studios clients include: Faye Dunaway, Sharon Stone, Hank Azaria, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Carey, Cameron Diaz and many more.

INTRODUCTION TO ROCK CLIMBING: June 11, July 9, August 13 and September 10. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100 includes equipment. Info, 657-3872 or visit www.petra cliffs.com. Real rock offers real challenges! Experience the basics of rock climbing in a no-pressure, fun environment.

Learn knots and belay and climbing technique.

ROCK CLIMBING TECHNIQUE: June 12, July 10, August 14 and September 11. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100 includes equipment. Info, 657-3872 or visit www.petra cliffs.com. Rock climbing takes more than a buff upper body.

It requires flexibility, balance and gracefulness. Fine-tuning your body movements will open up to a whole new world of climbing. Learn in one day what would take you a whole season to learn by trial and error.

WOMEN’S I AND II CLIMBING CLINICS: Six-week clinic, Thursdays, June 1 through July 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $150, includes all equipment. Info, 6573872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. Two clinics, Introductory and Intermediate, for women, taught by women. No experience necessary for Women’s I. Women’s II builds from Women’s I or previous experience.

CONGAS AND DJEMBES: Beginning Conga classes on Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes on Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m. Three-week sessions, beginning March 16. $30. No Conga or Djembe class in April. Seven-week sessions beginning May 4, with no class on June 8. $70 for seven weeks.

Classes are held in the Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Intermediate/Advanced Conga class meets on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658, paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

TAIKO: Kid’s Beginning Taiko classes, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m.

Six-week sessions, beginning April 5 and May 17, with no class on May 30. $42. Kids’ Intermediate classes, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. Six-week sessions begin April 4 and May 16. $42.

Adult Beginning classes, Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Six-week sessions begin April 4 and May 16, with no class on May 30. $48. All Taiko classes are held in the Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton 658-0658, paton@ sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

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PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses.

Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool.com.

Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.

LOVE TO COOK? THEN LEARN FROM THE BEST: Info, www.VTCulinaryResort.com or call 802-878-1100 or email info@VTCulinaryResort.com. The New England Culinary Institute at The Inn at Essex is pleased to present a series of hands-on demonstrations, classes and unique dining experiences. Enjoy first-rate instruction at the Inn’s new Dacor Culinary Theatre.

FOUNDATIONS OF HERBALISM: A THREE-MONTH HERBAL PROGRAM: One weekend a month, June 4 and 5, August 6 and 7 and October 1 and 2, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Taught by herbalist Annie McCleary with naturalist George Lisi. Lincoln, Vermont. $525. Non-refundable deposit, $100. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. Info, Annie, 453-6764 or anniemc@gmavt.net or visit www.purple coneflowerherbals.com. Celebrate and revitalize our innate, joyful and fun relationship with wild plants! Learn though nature adventures - hike in wild places, lie on the Earth. Make herbal medicine in sacred tradition. Harvest, prepare and eat wild edibles. Allow the transformation that comes with conscious association with the plant people.

ORIENTAL HERBAL THERAPY PROGRAM: Begins September 2005. 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or visit www.elementsofheal ing.net. This class will meet one weekend a month and will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn the fundamentals of Oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, five elements, eight principles, and Oriental internal medicine theory. An in-depth study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis will make this course an extremely practical introduction to the art and science of Oriental herbal therapy. There will also be a hands-on approach to working with loose herbs and combining them into classical formulas. This class will be appropriate for all body workers and health-care providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify.

climbing CO-ED I AND II CLIMBING CLINICS: Six week clinics, every Tuesday, May 31 through July 5, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $150, all equipment included. Info, 6573872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. Two clinics, Introductory and Intermediate, focused on the basics of climbing that can be applied both indoors or out. No experience necessary for CoEd I. Co-Ed II builds from Co-Ed I or previous experience.

FRIDAY NIGHT KID’S CLUB: Every Friday night, 6-9 p.m. Preregistration required. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, Burlington. $25. Info, 802-657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. Kids, climb the walls, boulder the cave, brave the Burma Bridge and play fun games! Parents, enjoy the evening out while your kids burn energy, develop coordination, build confidence and practice group problem solving under the supervision of Petra Cliffs staff.

dance DANCE PLATTSBURGH 2005, A SUMMER CONSERVATORY OF DANCE: July 18 through July 29. Guibord’s School of Dance, Plattsburgh. $275, if preregistered by June 18. Info, 518-2973793, jandrewnyc@yahoo.com or visit www.nortemaar.org. The North Country’s best summer conservatory offers morning classes in ballet technique and afternoon classes in character and choreography. Study with internationally renowned choreographer Julia K. Gleich (London, UK) and master teacher Ernesta Corvino (New York City). Registration open to all dancers from beginning to professional (ages 7 and up). Presented by Norte Maar, in affiliation with Guibord’s School of Dance.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, pre-registration required). Argentine Tango on every other Friday, 7 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once-a-month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

HAITIAN VODU DRUM AND DANCE, TWO WEEKS WITH JOHNNY SCOVEL: Thursday, May 19, drum class, 9:30-11 a.m. Dance class, 11:15 a.m. - 1:15 p.m. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Friday, May 20, Dance class, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Capital City Grange, Montpelier. Saturday, May 21, drum class, 10 a.m. - noon. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Saturday, May 21, dance class, 1:30-3:30 p.m.

Edmunds School, Burlington. Wednesday, May 25, dance class, 7:15-9:15 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington.

Thursday, May 26, dance class, 9:30-11 a.m. and 11:15 a.m. 1:15 p.m. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Friday, May 27, drum class, 5:30-7 p.m. Dance class, 7-9 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Saturday, May 28, drum class, 10 a.m. - noon. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Dance and drum classes, $15 each. Info, Compaña Productions, 802-660-4056 or 985-3665. Johnny Scovel has more than 20 years of traditional drumming experience. His teaching style is dynamic, emotional and sincere, as he honors and values the integrity of the traditions and cultures about which he teaches.

His appreciation of technique, combined with his ability to impart rhythmical feel, offers students an opportunity to learn from a ‘roots based’ approach. The passion and energy which he brings to drumming and teaching make for a wonderful class experience! Johnny is available for private classes May 19 through 27.

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kids EYES ON EARTH: Ages 6-8. Monday through Friday, June 20 through 24, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Ages 8-10. Monday through Friday, June 27 through July 1, 9 a.m. through 3 p.m. Both sessions led by Karen Klami and ECHO education staff at the Flynn Center Studios and Echo at the Center for Lake Champlain. $275. For an additional $15 per day, parents may have their children supervised until 5:00 p.m. (8-10 year-old section only). Info, 802-652-4548, registrar@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. With ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, become a scientist and/or astronaut as you explore Eyes on Earth, a new, interactive exhibition featuring NASA’s Earth Observing System. Then spin into orbit and express your own interpretations of the Earth as you look down from a variety of perspectives, using theater games, movement and songs of space.

YOGA VERMONT CHILDREN’S PROGRAM: Yoga Vermont Baby, 512 months. Session 1: Tuesdays, May 10 through June 14, 9:3010:15 a.m. Session 2: Thursdays, May 12 through June 16, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Toddler 1, 12-20 months. Session 1: Thursdays, May 12 through June 16, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, May 15 through June 19, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Toddler 2, 20 months - 2-1/2 years. Session 1: Fridays, May 13 through June 17, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, May 15 through June 19, 9:30-10:15 a.m. We are 3 Yoga, 3 years. Session 1: Fridays, May 13 through June 17, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Yoga Vermont Kids, 4 and 5 years. Session 1: Tuesdays, May 10 through June 14, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, May 15 through June 19, 11:30 a.m. - 12:15 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Pre-registration required for six-week sessions.

Space limited. $48 per session. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogaver mont.com. New children’s yoga program at Yoga Vermont.

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<LIST YOUR CLASS> DEADLINE: Thursday at 5 p.m. Call: 864-5684 email: classes@sevendaysvt.com / fax: 865-1015

language ADULT EDUCATION HEBREW CLASS: Beginning Hebrew class, Wednesdays May 25 through June, 6 p.m. Temple Sinai, 500 Swift St., South Burlington. Open to members, $10 and nonmembers, $25. Info, 862-5125 or email directorjudy@tem plesinaivt.org. If you have no or very low Hebrew reading skills and would like to improve them, please call and sign up.

Intermediate Hebrew Reading will also start May 25 at 5 p.m.

If you completed the beginning class or have some reading skills and would like to improve yours in order to read along more proficiently during services, this class is for you.

ESPANOL RAPIDO! Monday, August 1 through Saturday, August 6, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $550, includes tuition, books, tapes/CD’s and class material. Info, call Mercy Connection, 846-7063.

Interested in a one-week immersion Spanish class? This Spanish course is designed with Accelerated Learning principles, which ensure effortless learning that is both fun and successful. Deadline for registration is June 1.

plants KUNG FU: For info on classes in Burlington, call 324-7702.

The Ving Tsun style was founded by a Buddhist nun and made famous by Bruce Lee. Ving Tsun, pronounced wing chun, is based in relaxation but is best known for being a highly effective system of self-defense.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17.

MOO GONG DO: Free Introductory classes, Monday - Friday, 5:30 p.m. or 6:30 p.m., or Saturday, 8:30 a.m. or 10 a.m.

Classes open to all ages. Four convenient locations: 13 Susie Wilson Rd., Essex, 879-6763; 142 W. Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington, 864-9985; 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 4255764; 9 Wilson Rd., Middlebury, 453-8155. Info, SaBom NimAllen@aol.com or visit http://www.MooGongDo.com.

Moo Gong Do is a traditional Korean martial art emphasizing personal development and strength of character in a safe and controlled environment. Come learn about yourself and the elements of Earth, Water, Fire, Wind and Spirit. Learn to find and lead a balanced life. A great family activity! (Weapons, Instructor, and Self-Defense programs also available.) With over 20 certified instructors, you will be sure to get a great deal of personal attention.

TAI CHI: Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon and Wednesdays, 6:308:30 p.m. Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute. $50 a month for one class per week or $75 a month for two classes per week. Info, 864-7902 or visit www.iptai chi.org. Snake Style Tai Chi, the oldest form of Yang Tai Chi, utilizing core strength and flexibility of the hips and spine to achieve power for health and martial application.

TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available.

Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160.

Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of selfdefense and self-cultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles.

music martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, June 2, 5:30 p.m. and Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30 p.m. Please watch a class before enrolling.

Morning, day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, Saturdays at 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Tuesdays, 3:45-5 p.m. and Saturdays, noon -1:30 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Please call if you would like to observe an iaido class.

BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO: The benefits of a traditional martial art, with the excitement of a modern sport. Adult, family and children’s classes available, Monday through Thursday evenings and Saturdays for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main St., Burlington, next to Muddy Waters. Student and family discounts available, all new students receive a free uniform. Info, 658-3359 or email info@bluewavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Sixth Degree Black Belt and former national team member Gordon White puts over 20 years of experience to use teaching the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique are emphasized during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness.

BURLINGTON YMCA SHOTOKAN KARATE: Adults, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5 p.m. and Saturdays, 11 a.m. Students 12 years and over, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 4 p.m. Free for all middle school and high school students. Info, 862-9622.

Instructors Gregory Jeffers and Mike Brown of YMCA Burlington Area Shotokan Karate are pleased to announce the return to the burlington-area of yon-don (fourth level black belt) Sensei Fanda Plessal, who will take over responsibilities as chief instructor. Shokotan is a traditional Japanese martial art stressing both external and internal disciplines. Primarily a punching and kicking art, advanced students also train in sweeps, throws and joint locks. Earnest students should expect to improve muscle tone, breathing, balance, speed, agility and posture. Inner balance, self-control, patience, respect and self confidence follow.

MUSIC ADVENTURE SUMMER DAY CAMP: Children ages 6-11.

First session, Burlington, June 20 through 24. Second session, Starksboro, June 27 through July 1. $150, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. or $100, 9 a.m. - noon. Info, contact Mary Ann Samuels, 658-0832 or msamuels@together.net. Campers explore singing, dancing, improvising and playing musical instruments.

photography GREEN MOUNTAIN PHOTOGRAPHIC WORKSHOPS, SUMMER’S SPLENDOR: June 17 through 19. Best Western, Waterbury.

Info, 802-223-4022. Rushing streams, colorful wildflowers and lush green forests all combine to make summer one of the best seasons to photograph in Vermont. Join Green Mountain Photographic Workshops for our summer nature photography workshop where you’ll learn about exposure, composition, lighting, equipment and much more. Classroom as well as hands-on outdoor field instruction will combine to make this a truly memorable workshop experience. Space is limited, so register now.

Digital shooters are welcome!

pilates A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT, PILATES SPACE: Come and visit our beautiful new studio! Conveniently located near Oakledge Park, across from the antique shops, Burlington, 208 Flynn Ave. Info, www.pilatesspace.net or 802-863-9900. We offer a full schedule of Pilates classes and privates, as well as Anusara-Inspired Yoga, Gyrotonic® and Physical Therapy in a warm, welcoming, and affirming atmosphere. Not sure how Pilates can work for you? Please call to sign up for a one-time, free introduction to the Pilates Reformer, Saturdays, 10:30 a,m. We can also arrange a time that may fit in your schedule more easily.

CORE STUDIO: Burlington’s premiere Pilates Studio. Ongoing small group classes utilizing Im=X mat and Xercizer beds and Stott mat programs. Options include private sessions, monthly Passports, drop-in rates. Free consultation and introductory mat class offered. Conveniently located on the waterfront in downtown Burlington. Info, 862-8686 or visit www.corestu dioburlington.com. Small group sessions offer you a complete body workout using small equipment, including body bars and Pilates rings. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming studio, our professional certified instructors and our energizing “green” atmosphere.

SPRING PLANT IDENTIFICATION AT THE QUARRY WITH MELANIE BROTZ: Saturday, May 21, 3-5 p.m. Meet at Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., Burlington. $15 each, or $40 for all three sessions. Info, 865-HERB or psherbs@sover.net.

Melanie has planned three wonderful plant identification excursions. In each trip you will learn to identify and use medicinal/edible wild plants. This class will take you to the Quarry in Burlington’s South End. The environment ranges from wooded cliffs to ponds and grassy areas. Don’t miss out on seeing and harvesting from Burlington’s most profuse wild chive population! In case of heavy rain, walk will be held the next day at the same time.

SPRING PLANT IDENTIFICATIONS AT OAKLEDGE PARK WITH MELANIE BOTZ: Saturday, May 28, 3-5 p.m. Meeting at Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., Burlington. $15 per session or $40 for all three. Info, 865-HERB or psherbs@ sover.net. The second herbal field trip with Melanie travels to Oakledge Park in the South End of Burlington. The landscape here ranges from woods to wetlands to lakeside terrain. You will have the opportunity to make pressed-plant flash cards for future reference and sample a spring tonic/cleansing tea.

Melanie is a registered dietitian and herbalist. In case of heavy rain, walk will be held the next day at the same time.

SPRING PLANT IDENTIFICATION AT THE INTERVALE WITH MELANIE BROTZ: Saturday, June 4, 3-5 p.m. Meeting at Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., Burlington. $15 per session or $40 for all three. Info, 865-HERB or psherbs@ sover.net. Last but definitely not least. You’re off to Burlington’s Intervale to identify the local green residents.

Melanie will lead you through wooded trails beside the Winooski River, meadows, roadside plant habitat and whatever else you come across. You’ll have the opportunity to harvest wild salad fixings and make dishes to sample. In case of heavy rain, walk will be held the next day at the same time.

public speaking IN THE LIMELIGHT, PRESENTATION AND PUBLIC SPEAKING FOR THOSE WHO WOULD RATHER NOT: Tuesdays, June 7 through July 12, 7:30 – 9 p.m. Flynn Center Studio. $90 for six weeks. Limit of 16. Info, 802-652-4548, registrar@flynn center.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. This course covers many presentation scenarios, from public speaking, to use of a microphone, to spicing up your PowerPoint® presentation and includes fun activities designed to stimulate discussion.

qi gong QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a soft and flowing, self-healing exercise that is similar to Tai Chi. With consistent practice, healing from many chronic ailments can be achieved.

reiki REIKI LEVEL 1: Saturday, June 4, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Rising Sun Healing Center, Burlington. Info, 802-865-9813, channa@gmavt.net or visit www.risingsunhealing.com.

Receive an attunement which allows you to use Reiki energy for healing and personal growth. Learn the hand positions for giving a complete Reiki treatment to yourself and others and have time to practice these skills. Taught by Chris Hanna, MSW, Reiki Master.

SPRING AND SUMMER REIKI CLASSES: Reiki Level I, May 7, June 4 or July 9. $150. Reiki Level II, June 25 or July 16. $200. All classes are from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. at Healing In Common, Shelburne. Info, contact Cindy Fulton, Reiki Master/Teacher, 482-7206. Learn this powerful, hands-on energy work technique in a small group setting. This ancient healing art can lower stress, decrease pain, enhance the immune system and speed up recovery time. Give yourself and those you love the gift of Reiki.

spirit PSYCHIC DEVELOPMENT: Thursdays, May 10 through July 21, 7-10 p.m. Burlington. $155. Info: 899-3542 or kelman.b @juno.com. Everyone is psychic, we all have intuition, get hunches. Learn to develop your abilities to make your life easier, more loving and more fun in this series taught by Bernice Kelman, since 1975.

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THE BROKEN HEART, CONFRONTING PERSONAL AND GLOBAL SUFFERING IN OUR TIME: A one-day retreat presented by The Guild for Sacred Psychology. June 4, 8 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.

Capitol Plaza, Montpelier. Registration deadline May 27. $100.

Please send check to Robert Reimondi, PO Box 104, Montpelier, VT 05601. Info, 223-3572 or 728-4407. This workshop will help us explore our personal and collective broken hearts. Fear, violence and suffering unfortunately predominate much of human experience today. Our fast-paced culture continues to accelerate, but towards what? Through the contemplative exercises and wisdom of the great religious traditions, to the recent ideas in Transpersonal psychology, we will explore our suffering and work to create a gesture that dispels despair and leads to an appreciation of the good, the true and the beautiful. Guided by psychotherapists Robert Reimondi and David Pellegrino.

TIBETAN BUDDHIST TEACHINGS WITH LHO BONGTUL RINPOCHE: May 21 through 24. 2 Elm Street, Bristol. Info, 802453-3431, ddcv@gmavt.net or visit www.ddcv@gmavt.net.

Sponsored by Drikung Dzogchen Community Vermont. Lho Bontul Rinpoche, a very highly revered Lama of the Drikung Kagyu lineage and the head of the historical monastery of the Great Drikung Terton Nuden Dorje, Lho Lungkar Gon, will be giving four days of instruction and empowerment of the heart of the Drikung Kagyu Dzogchen/Terma practices. We will be celebrating Laba Duchen, the Buddha’s Enlightenment, with Rinpoche, May 23rd, with special teachings and group practice.

WRITING WORKSHOP, TELL IT LIKE IT IS, WRITING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE: Wednesdays, June 1 through July 6, 6-8 p.m. South Burlington. $120 for six-week workshop.

Private instruction also available. Info, 658-2462 or marcia trahan@hotmail.com. Marcia Trahan holds an MFA in Writing and Literature from Bennington College. She teaches writing to adults and high-school students, provides proofreading and editing services and is currently working on a book-length collection of personal essays.

tai chi ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: Mondays and Wednesdays, 5:45-7:15 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or http://www.elementsofhealing.net. Traditional Yang-style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

TAI CHI, MONTPELIER: Mondays, beginning June 13, 5-6:30 p.m.

Outside by the Pavilion Building. $55 for six-week series.

Register by Sunday, June 12. Info, 456-1983 or email grhayes@ vtlink.net. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been practicing and teaching Hwa Yu Style Tai Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation and significant health benefits.

tea TEA CLASS AT DOBRA TEA: Taiwanese and Chinese Oolong tea, Saturday, May 28, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Classes are held in the tea room. Cost is $20 per person or $15 for students. Info, stop by the the tea room or call 951-2424. Oolong tea has to be the most misunderstood of all teas. The category that encompasses the widest range of teas, Oolong teas can have many different types, colors, flavors, aromas. From light green and flowery to rich, dark and roasted, Oolong tea has something for everyone.

So, come join devoteas Matthew and Andrew, fresh off their twoweek trip to Taiwan, for an exploration of fine Oolong, or semi-fermented, teas. We will be sharing travel stories as well as our first-hand experience of the processing and preparation of some of the freshest, highest quality teas in the world. We will also be tasting, comparing, and contrasting Taiwanese Oolongs with Chinese Oolong. This is a great opportunity to learn about Taiwan, its teas and its culture, as well as Oolong tea in general.

video COUNTRY INSTITUTE, CAMCORDER WORKSHOP: A one-day camcorder workshop, Saturday, May 28, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m., Stowe. Tuition: $90. Discount for nonprofit staff and volunteers. Info, 802-563-2235 or ch37@pivot.net. For those wishing to learn how to use consumer equipment and software to produce high-quality travel, family or advocacy videos that others will enjoy watching. The morning is spent exploring shooting techniques, the afternoon demonstrating editing and distribution methods. All ages and levels of experience welcome. The workshop will be led by Stowe’s Channel 37 professional staff. Participants can view their workshop productions on television Sunday and Monday in Stowe and Jeffersonville on Channel 37 or on DVD. Limited enrollment.

weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES OFFERS 12-WEEK LEARN PROGRAM FOR WEIGHT MANAGEMENT: Ongoing 12-week sessions facilitated by certified Lifestyle Counselor, meeting various days and times in convenient South Burlington location. $20 per class. Info, call Kathryn, 658-6597, healthylifestylesvt@ msn.com or visit www.healthylifestylesvt.com. Lose weight permanently and improve the quality of your life by using a proveneffective program. Small classes provide structure, support and accountability. No pills, special foods or diets, just good sense.

yoga BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels.

Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 dropin, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 4825547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Jivamukti, Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Restorative and Mahashakti. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info, 658-9642 or info@burlington yoga.com. Burlington Yoga’s mission is to provide a supportive, focused atmosphere accessible to students of all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes. Drop-in any time.

LIVING YOGA STUDIO: Summer calendar, May 16 through July 29. 35 King St., Burlington. Eleven week series, $110. Dropin available, as well as private sessions. Info, 860-2814. Rest, continuity, mindfulness, care, intentional touch, all bodies, quality of safety, acceptance and encouragement, noncompetitive, ranging between beginner/gentle and challenging/invigorating, sanctuary, community.

THE JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: Anusara-inspired classes and workshops! Also flow-style, Kripalu, and restorative classes.

Daily public classes and private/group instruction in our gorgeous, sunlit studio. Our studio is located at 36 School St., Johnson. Info on class, workshop and retreat schedules, www.johnsonyoga.com, 635-2733 or charlotte@johnson yoga.com. Join our vibrant yoga community in the heart of small-town Vermont. Our teachers are experienced, dedicated and inspiring, our students are just like you. Step into the flow of grace and reawaken to the brilliance of life.

UNION STREET YOGA: Kripalu, Eclectic, Vinyasa, AnusaraInspired, Pre and Postnatal, Gentle, Restorative and more.

Morning, afternoon and evening classes seven days a week in a variety of levels. 306 S. Union St., Burlington. $10 drop-in, $85 for 10 classes. Info, 860-3991 or visit www.unionstreet yoga.com. We offer small classes, a welcoming atmosphere, personal attention, quiet location and experienced teachers.

Burlington’s hidden yoga gem, the most affordable and intimate yoga studio in town for every body!

YOGA FOR A BETTER BACK: Tuesdays, beginning June 7, 5-6 p.m. Fletcher Allen’s WERC/Spine Institute of New England, 158 Hurricane Lane, Williston. $120 for six sessions. Info, 802-879-3312. This class is designed for individuals with back pain who would like to use yoga as a tool to help manage symptoms and return to safe yoga practice. Participants will learn safe yoga postures and how to modify poses to meet their individual needs. Class is led by a licensed Physical Therapist and Certified Sport Yoga Instructor.

YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Sivananda, Eclectic Hatha, Prenatal, Baby, Toddler, Kids (2-4), Teens and Senior classes.

Register for our six-week Introduction to Astanga Yoga, Thursdays, April 21 through May 26, 7:30-8:30 p.m. with Kathy McNames. Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors. Classes seven days a week, open to all levels. m

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The advice I have for you may not go over well with the part of you that’s prone to acting like a battering ram. Nevertheless, I’m convinced it’s the correct thing to do, so please suppress your head-butting instincts for now, and heed these bits of wisdom from ancient Chinese philosopher Lao-Tsu. 1. “The softest thing in the universe overcomes the hardest thing in the universe.” 2.

“In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it.”

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(April 20-May 20): In my astrological opinion, it’s time to make some radical new promises to yourself. What acts of ingenious love do you vow to carry out in the months to come? I’ll offer a few suggestions; feel free to dream up 20 more. Say this aloud: “I will never forsake, betray, or deceive myself. I will always adore, forgive, and believe in myself. I will never ignore, belittle, or underestimate myself. I will always amuse, delight, and redeem myself.”

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(May 21-June 20): Having a wingspan of almost 3 feet, the ivory-billed woodpecker was a beauty that once thrived in the hardwood forests of the southern U.S. Native Americans believed the bird’s ivory bill had magical powers. They used it as currency and made it into crowns worn by great warriors. Sadly, the species has been thought extinct since 1944, when the last of its kind disappeared. But a month ago, conservationists announced a great reversal of fortunes: Several ivory bills have recently been spotted in the Arkansas woods. You should regard this as a metaphor for events unfolding in your own life, Gemini. Magic that you thought was gone forever is returning.

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(June 21-July 22): It’s graduation time for you, Cancerian. Maybe you’re finishing up work at an actual school, or maybe your classroom has been in the streets, but in any case you’re completing lessons you’ve been studying for many

moons. Personally, I’ve enjoyed watching you work. It has been a pleasure seeing you evolve from an innocent amateur into a proficient veteran without losing your purity. As you journey on to your next challenge, I hope you’ll find a way to use the expertise you’ve developed even as you cultivate maximum curiosity about the next frontier.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Andrea Levy never read a book until she was 23 and didn’t start writing until her mid-thirties. Now 49, she’s the author of four books, including Small Island, which in 2004 won three major awards in her native Britain. She’s your role model for the next four weeks, Leo. What natural talent have you failed to develop so far? Let Levy inspire you to shed your regret about it and dive into a new era of full engagement.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Nearly half of American high school students believe that the government should have the power to censor the news. Surveys also show that a majority of adults in the U.S. would vote against the Bill of Rights if it were presented to them in a referendum. Don’t be anything like those wackos in the coming days, Virgo.

On the contrary, you should fight for all the freedom you can imagine, including the freedom of other people as well as your own.

Be an expert in liberation.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): There is no God. God is dead. God is a drug for people who aren’t very smart. God is an illusion sold to dupes by exploitative religions. God is a right-wing conspiracy. God is an infantile fantasy clung to by superstitious cowards who can’t face life’s existential meaninglessness. JUST KIDDING! In fact, anyone who says she knows what God is or isn’t, doesn’t.

That’s why I suggest that you confess what you don’t know about God. If you do, ironically, you’ll get a direct bolt of communication from God Herself. Now read Adolfo Quezada’s prayer: “God of the Wild, you are different from what I expected. I cannot predict you. You are too free to be captured for

BY ROB BREZSNY You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your expanded weekly horoscope 1-900-950-7700. $1.99 per minute. 18 and over. Touchtone phone. the sake of my understanding. I can’t find you in the sentimentalism of religion. You are everywhere I least expect to find you. You are not the force that saves me from the pain of living; you are the force that brings me life even in the midst of pain.”

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Here’s your dream dictionary for the coming week.

If you have a dream of walking through the mist at dawn and coming upon flamingos nesting in a rusty red 1959 Cadillac convertible in a junkyard, it means you should expand your ideas about where you might find beauty. A dream of baking a birthday cake for Buddha in the kitchen of a ship passing through the Panama Canal means you’re primed to upgrade your skill at expressing generosity. A dream of finding traces of marijuana in a 17th-century pipe found in the house where William Shakespeare lived means you should rethink your ideas about where your best inspiration comes from. A dream of a driver who doesn’t use his turn signal means you shouldn’t follow anyone too closely. (P.S. Even if you don’t have the dreams I described, you should still heed the counsel they provide.)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It’s the beginning of the upside-down and backwards time of year for you, Sagittarius. As long as you cooperate with the unusual flow of fate, you will thrive. Here are some exercises to get you in the proper frame of mind: Picture yourself having the body of the opposite gender. Hold a pen with your nondominant hand as you write about your taboo fantasies. Gaze at yourself in a mirror that reflects your image from another mirror.

Consider the possibility that there’s something you really need but you don’t know what it is. Make up a dream in which you change into an animal. Compose a prayer in which you ask for something you think you’re not supposed to.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):

are planted is less than top quality. It seems that when the grapes have to work harder to flourish, they’re more robust. I foresee a similar situation for you in the coming weeks, Capricorn. The growing conditions might be less than optimal, but I bet the stuff you produce will be extraordinary.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Dusty Baker, manager of baseball’s Chicago Cubs, got frustrated with the numerous health problems of his players and how long it was taking for them to recover. Turning to alternate approaches, he acquired some holy water and applied it to selected injuries.

“I just hope my sinning doesn’t negate the effectiveness of it,” he agonized. If he had only consulted the famous Chicago-area medical intuitive Caroline Myss, he wouldn’t have worried. She has made it clear that one doesn’t have to be a highly evolved paragon of enlightenment in order to ease suffering and bestow blessings. Let that be your watchword in the coming week, Aquarius. You will have enormous powers to help and heal, even if a couple of your flaws might be hanging out.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): I am absolutely democratic and nonhierarchical.

In my view, no one is more important than anyone else in the big scheme of things. God has an equal love for Paris Hilton, the Dalai Lama and Ahmed, the clerk at the convenience store where I buy gas. Every single person’s role is crucial to the unfolding of evolution. I urge you to meditate on the possibility that this perspective is true, Pisces. Be especially eager to discover what it might mean for how you live your life from day to day. Here’s one implication, articulated by Martin Luther King, Jr.: “If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven played music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.”

Viticulturalists have noticed that wine often tastes better if the soil where the grapevines

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10-GALLON FISH TANK w/ air filter asking $10, reptile heating lamp $5. 476-2520.

15-FT WILDERNESS SYSTEMS touring kayak. Inc. all gear needed to paddle: spray skirt, paddle, compass, car straps. $1000. Call Jason, 207-522-0966.

2 TICKETS TO: Bonnaroo Music Festival, June 10-12, Trey Anastasio, Dave Matthews, Allman Brothers, and many more bands. Asking $300 and will deliver to you. 454-1135.

20” FLAT SCREEN TV: Toshiba 20AF42 w/remote, manual. Paid $279, asking $200. Perfect for bedroom, dorm or small living room. Component video hookups for best possible DVD picture. No scratches, mint condition. 802864-7480.

2005 WOMEN’S NAVIGATOR 100, 16.5 Trek bike. Silver/blue.

Bought new, excellent condition.

Has a kickstand, Trek lock, tuned up for Spring. $270/OBO. 508941-9179.

(4) 17” VW MONTE CARLO 5lug wheels, 225/45/17 w/Goodyear Eagle-F1 tires mounted.

Excellent condition, stored winters. $550. Matt, 734-4309.

ALUMINUM STORM WINDOWS (7) $10/window. Aluminum Storm Door(1)$20. Make me an offer. Bob, 802-318-7209.

ARCADE GAME: Donkey Kong, cocktail table, coin-op. $475.

Outboard engines: Sears/Eska 3.5 hp $95. Royal, 3 hp, $45. Both engines not running. 318-4986.

BABY JOGGER Twinner II: Like new, incl. rain canopy and never used replacement seat and sun canopy. 16” alloy wheels. Hold 2 children. Folds flat into trunk of your car. New over $500, see www.babyjogger.com. Price $275.

Call Melissa or David, 878-5231, BANANA REPUBLIC SUIT: Worn once. Jacket, slacks, shirt, belt and tie all from Banana Republic. $250. 862-8269.

BRIDGESTONE POTENZA (2) RE950 215/60R15 80% tread.

Lightly used high-performance tires. $50/pair/OBO. 802652-9243.

CANOE: 16’ Cedar strip, used.

Some areas have been refinished, needs some more work.

Fun project if you have the space. $350. Call 865-7690.

CAR SEAT: Britax Roundabout, convertible. 5-40 lbs. Tether.

Never in an accident. 3 yearsold. $75. Call 578-7432.

CHEST FREEZER w/sliding glass top. Just serviced, many new parts. 5 x 3 x 3.5. On wheels. $300/OBO. 865-3724.

CHILD LIFE JUNGLE SWING SET: Six years old. Excellent condition. Paid $2440. Asking $975. 802-479-5546.

CHURCH ST. MARKETPLACE CART for nonfood merchandise.

4-wheels and awning. Great deal, $400. Call Finn, 865-3724.

CHURCH ST. VENDING CART: Wooden structure, red and tan color, great for retail merchandise. Good condition, very cute. $650/OBO. Call 802-310-8619.

COMPLETE CLASSIC 35 mm photography set. $200. Fujica ST801 manual focus and exposure SLR camera and lenses. Plus much more. Well-used and lovingly cared for. Call 482-3250.

DEHUMIDIFIER: Sahara 30. For $20 you can save your stuff.

434-6760.

DELL OPTIPLEX GX110 (P3) w/Dell monitor E771P, Epson Stylus Photo 820 (w/ 5 new cartridges). All in great condition! $400. Shanon, 802-388-6946.

DIAMOND/PLATINUM Anniver sary band. 11 round-cut diamonds, size 6! Beautiful ring!

Appraised at $1600, asking $1200/OBO. Please call with any questions! 310-1536.

DVD BURNER: RW Sony 16 x dual layer. Black. $85, installed with software in your modern PC. 578-5173.

ESPRESSO MACHINE: Capreso home model. One port and 4 choices of shot sizes. Has a frothing wand and comes with steaming pot. In very good condition.

Decorative black. 434-6760.

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: Stationery bike, elliptical, TotalGym, hybrid bike/rack. Call Chris, 8632691, for info and prices.

FITNESS EQUIPMENT: Titan Power Cage and Weights, $200/OBO. 879-4539.

FOUR 15” ALL-SEASON RADIALS: With rims. $60. 802223-0410.

FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM: Including standard installation.

Plus 140 + channels. $29.99/mo. for 3 months. Access over 225 channels! Limited-time offer.

S&H. Restrictions apply. 1-800877-1251. (AAN CAN) FREE CROSLEY refrigerator. 14.8 cu ft. Works fine. Has reversible doors and wheels. Top freezer door and lower fridge door (handle comes off). Dimensions: 60”x 29”x 29 7/8”. Must come and pick up. Call 863-3737, before 8 p.m.

FREE SANYO 19’ color TV with remote. It is an older model, but works great. 434-6760.

FUTON COUCH/BED: Oak frame and fabric cover, $150. Desk with file and drawer, $75. End tables, $25 each. Microwave, $30. Blender, knives, spice rack, wine rack, glassware, kitchen items. Best offer. 879-4539.

GARDENER’S SUPPLY LIGHT GARDEN: Two tiers, 48” wide. 4 bulbs. Holds 4 large seed trays.

Perfect for seedlings, orchids, cultivating. $150. 734-1778.

GENTLEMAN’ Sring. Designer multidiamond totaling 1/2 karat. $1200. Original price: $2300.

802-872-0098.

HOT TUB FOR SALE: Sundance Altamar, 850 series, 2001. Incl. cover & ideal E-Z lifter. Best offer. sundancespas.com/800 Series/Altamar.php. Call 999-7471.

HOUSEHOLD ITEMS FOR SALE: Large California king platform bed, Pompnoosic Mills. 6’ drawers, hardwood. Retail, $2000.

Will accept $700. Headboard, retail, $1000. Will take $300.

Pompanoosic Mills, Hard rock cherry pullout sofa bed. Teal green. Retail, $3000. Will take $700/firm. Moving, many other household items. 619-549-2208.

HOVEROUND electric wheelchair holds up to 350 lbs. FWD, antitip wheels. Seat reclines and folds. Joystick control. Comes w/battery charger. 802-438-2629.

ICE FISHING SHANTY: Handmade with wood stove. $200/OBO. Please call 985-8978.

JOIN THE SHELBURNE ATHLETIC CLUB by purchasing one of the very limited, exclusive lifetime memberships avail. only through resale. You can use it for many years and then sell it.

This unique club is exceptionally clean, offers weight training, spinning, kick boxing, yoga and a supportive community. $8000 for two. 619-549-2208.

KAYAK: Wilderness Systems Manteo. 14 ft., w/paddle, spray skirt, paddle float, pump. $400.

472-6139.

KITCHEN CABINETS: Dark oak, classic look. 15 shelving units, 2 lazy Susans, 12 drawers. For remodeling, apartments, camps.

You haul away. $1000/OBO. Lisa, 863-3425.

LARGE BUNNY OR small animal cage, with supplies. Has two levels for the animal to sit on.

White with blue, plastic base. In good condition. Asking $75/OBO. 863-4273.

LARGE COUCH: 7+ feet long.

Bauhaus couch bought at Filene’s June 2001 for $500. Asking $150/OBO. Carrie, 660-9397.

LARGE FISH TANK w/stand. I think it’s a 30 gallon. Comes w/everything, even the fish. $150. Large bird cage w/accessories. $75. 802-310-4967.

LARGE SOFA w/ottoman, $25; wooden tables $10-40; large metal desk $15; small wooden desk $10. Full mattress, $25.

310-4518.

LOCKER UNIT: Metal, 6 compartments, 6’ x 3’ x 1’. Good condition, $100. 802-999-2679.

MASSAGE TABLE for sale: In excellent shape, portable, green with face cradle incl. $325.

253-2647.

MINI FRIDGE, computer table, computer chair, set of dishes, small book shelf and computer monitor for sale. 734-0766.

MOTORCYCLE HELMETS: Fulmer and HJC brands. Full face, various sizes and colors. $25-$45.

Call 802-233-4529.

MOUNTAIN BIKE: Gary Fisher, ‘04. Mint. $550 w/accessories.

310-0652.

NIKKEN MAGNETIC sleep system: Queen, box spring, frame. $1700/new. Asking $650/OBO. 862-4608.

NINTENDO 64 game console $50. Complete with 2 control pads, cables, deluxe carrying case, some games. Connects to your TV. New, never used. Call 482-3250.

NORDIC TRACK Pro XC Ski exercise machine with computer. $25. In storage for a few years, but actually used very (very) little. Call 482-3250.

ONE MICHELIN Pilot 225/50R16 Hi-Performance tire. 60% tread, great spare! $20/OBO. 802652-9243.

P.A. EQUIPMENT: Mackie SRM450 powered speakers, $600.

Ultimate speaker stands, $45.

ART 351 31 band EQ, $75.

Behringer Feedback Destroyer Pro, $75. DBX 215 Graphic EQ, $125. All excellent condition, original boxes, manuals. 802453-2187.

PA SPEAKERS: Sound Tech STS 3-way model US156C, 15”6”1”.

Carpeted cabinets. Asking $250 for the pair. 482-3521.

PORTABLE BASKETBALL HOOP: Free standing, good condition, $75/OBO. Leave message. 207664-8552.

PRESSURE COOKER: Kuhn Rikon (Swiss) Duromatic. 5 lt. stainless steel #3342, used only twice, in pristine condition in original box and manual. Retail value, $175, sell $99. Call 863-3737, before 8 p.m..

PRO-FORM 1280S interactive elliptical exercise machine. Great features, brand new, still boxed.

Originally $999. Asking $750.

802-223-5677.

PROFORM elliptical and recumbent bike in one. Includes pulse taker and timer. Hardly used. $200/OBO. Tara, 324-5065.

QUEEN-SIZE WATERBED for sale. Double baffle mattress.

Headboard and all pieces included. Just moved, not allowed in new place. Excellent condition. $200/OBO. Donald, 578-6017.

QUEEN-SIZED mattress and box spring for sale, in good shape.

Avail. end of May (sorry, no frame), $40. 578-4373.

SALTWATER FISHTANK: 27 gallon. Well established. Lots of live rock, fish, invertebrates, and extra supplies. $450/OBO. 598-7460.

SCHWINN UNICYCLE: Brand new and ready to roll. Chrome with white walls. Call and make an offer. 434-6760.

SET OF THREE TABLES, $50.

Bombay-style side table, $45.

Cat table w/glass, $300, Admiral W/D, $150 each or $300 pair.

Kenmore Fridge and stove, $150 each OBO for all appliances. Call Susan or Aaron, 802-865-6290.

SEWING MACHINE: Kingtex 5thread industrial. Construction stitch and overlock/serge all at once. Lightly used in home business. $2500/new. Sell for $950.

Call 233-0074.

SHERPA MOUNTAIN BIKE: Great for rider 5’8”-5’10” Only $45! Well loved, perfect school bike. 999-5599.

SKIS: Dynastar X8 (straights) 200 cm w/Salomon EXP bindings, few dings. Rossignol boots, Course Kevlar KX, adjust.

Buckles, size 10. $25 for all.

802-865-4927.

SNOW BLOWER CAB: Snow blow next winter in comfort!

Never taken from box. $45. Also, dehumidifier and air conditioner, both run fine. $25 each.

482-6673.

TRANSPORT CHAIR for disabled child. Very good condition. Otto Bock Panda. Folds up for easy storage. $150/OBO. 862-6816.

TWIN BED: Mattress + box + frame. Excellent condition, $30.

Call 598-5462.

TWO TOURING KAYAK packages to choose from! 1.) Perception Carolina w/rudder, Lotus pfd, Aqua Bound paddle and Kokotat spray skirt, $800. 2.) Perception Captiva w/rudder, Lotus pfd, Werner Camano paddle, Kokotat spray skirt, $850. Great value!

Save money and have fun this spring on the water! 999-5599.

TWO-LEVEL RAT/SMALL animal cage w/lots of extras: toys, bedding, food, treats, and more. $50/OBO. 518-727-7807 (located in Burlington).

VENDOR CART: Unique custombuilt cart. Fine trim detailing. In great condition. Sturdy and easy to manage! 76” tall, 46” long, 30” wide. $850. Judy, 899-3768.

WEIDER PRO 230 adjustable weight bench w/leg and butterfly attachments, preacher bench, bars and 80 lbs. total weights.

Mint condition, a great workout.

Only $90. 802-893-0530.

WETSUIT: Full scuba wetsuit, size medium-small, 6-7 mm neoprene, perfect for Champlain. $35. 802-865-4927.

WHITE WHIRLPOOL MICROWAVE w/turntable, 1100 watts.

Purchased in 2000. Asking $75/OBO. Carrie, 660-9397.

WOMEN’S BURTON 145 Feather Snowboard w/Burton bindings, Burton boots size 9. In great condition. Boots, binding, board for $200/OBO. 508-941-9179.

WOMEN’S CLOTHING FOR SALE: Sizes 4-6. Women’s pumps, size 6. Women’s jewelry.

Call 658-2623.

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EARLY CHILDHOOD educator avail. for summer tutoring.

Hands-on and creative lessons.

Group and individual sessions avail. 440-413-0552.

LIVE-OUT NANNY NEEDED for newborn in South Burlington.

Must be energetic and enjoy the outdoors. For more information on this position and other opportunities, contact Vermont Nanny Connection, 802-6600610 or VTnanny@att.net.

UVM ELEMENTARY Education student seeks summer position.

Ample experience and responsible driver with own car. 802999-9312.

WANTED: Experienced, reliable caregiver to work part-time, days, sitting for our 2-year-old in Burlington. Some light housekeeping. Possible full-time w/infant in the fall. Start ASAP. Call 802-859-0230.

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Stowe/Waterbury/Waitsfield. Call Adina, 244-6123.

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MT. MANSFIELD UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST Fellowship: A Liberal Spiritual Community. PO Box 150, Jericho, VT 05465.

899-5335 or www.mmuuf.org. We gather at 9:30 a.m. at the Jericho Elementary School on the 2nd and 4th Sundays of September through June for worship, reflection, growth and support. All are welcome.

WE WANT TO MAKE the new ride board open to all of Burlington. People can post as much or as little information as they want. The more people use it the more rides and locations will be available. It will take time to get to its full potential but once it does it will be a gem to students, the car-less and all Burlington residents. www.uvm. dailyjolt.com/ride_board.

WHAT THE BLEEP IN VERMONT! Looking for folks who are thrilled with (or curious about) quantum physics, Religious Science, Neville Goddard, Abraham-Hicks and others for group discussion and intentional application. Results? More joyous creation with like-minded others! Sue, 878-5062.

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Competitive rates. Many references. House calls and in-shop.

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3.2GHz PENTIUM 4: 2GB ram, 30GB SATA 10 K, 128DDR vid card. Many extras. Call for more info. $1300/OBO. 802-895-4192.

APPLE MACINTOSH SE computer: $50. A true classic, Mac System 6 with floppy drive, extended keyboard, mouse, Imagewriter printer, Prometheus modem, original software and manuals. 482-3250.

COMPUTER: Custom made with TV video card, 256 MB ram, Pentium 3. Used for one year, never moved. Guaranteed. $250.

651-1070.

COMPUTER: Pentium III, 600 MHz, 6 GB hard drive, $95.

Computer monitor, 19”, like new, $65. 651-1070.

FLAT LCD COMPUTER monitor.

17” Dell. Purchased new in 2003, used briefly. Charcoal black. $220. Guaranteed. 651-1070. iMAC SPECIAL EDITION, 600MHz, G3, 128MB, 40GB, CDRW, built-in modem, 15-inch monitor. Barely used. Original box, software and manuals. $500. 482-7206.

iMAC SPECIAL EDITION DV: $400/OBO. Good shape, 0S 9.2, 20G hard drive, 256 MB ram, DVD/CD rom drive, gray. Includes Photoshop, Illustrator, PageMaker.

802-324-6233, after 5 p.m.

MAC G3 TOWER: 333MHz,4.0G, AV card, USB and extra monitor card. Choice of monitors, plus ext.CDRW and HD. OS 9.2.2. $125 for all. 877-3897.

MAC POWERBOOK, G3/233 2.0G HD, 12” w/CD and disk drives, Apple carrying case.

Works fine, needs battery. $85.

877-3897.

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CAREGIVER NEEDED: Must have clean record. Able to help 93year-old heavy woman. Call Terry, 658-3558 or 363-0425, cell.

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EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or funon-one show. 802-658-1464.

New talent welcome.

MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn $150$300/day. All looks/types needed. No experience necessary. TV, music videos, commercials, film, print. Call toll-free 7 days! 1800-260-3949, ext. 3025.

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CASH: Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth, 800-794-7310.

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3-SEAT LAZY BOY SOFA: Both ends recline. Matching largesized reclining rocker, both colored in Wedgewood, bluish.

Good condition. $1700, new.

Asking $750. Call 985-8726.

BED: 4 poster, one-of-a-kind.

Poplar, double, finial and canopy options. Excellent condition.

Hand-crafted in Vermont! $1300.

Call Susan, 878-2472.

BOOKCASE: Wooden, almost new, 30” x 14” x 48”, beautiful lines, feet. $90/firm. 860-6828.

DESK: Used in small business and home office. Pull-out keyboard shelf, 31Hx70Lx20D, storage space for PC or misc. Clean. $30. 802-865-4927.

DRAFTING TABLE: Small, adjustable top, white laminate, 40” wide X 30” deep, w/swivel chair. $60. 865-2036.

FREE COUCH AND CHAIR: Good for camp. You pick up. Call 802524-0748, leave message.

FUTON: Solid maple, love seat size, folds to full bed. Good condition, originally $500, will sell for $250/OBO. 802-324-6233, after 5 p.m.

MAHOGANY DESK: 62” x 24”, $100. Mahogany swivel chair w/side arms and leather seat, $80. 651-1070.

MOVING! Couch, $75.

Overstuffed chair, $25. China cabinet, $150. 802-847-1241.

OFFICE DESK: Mid-sized, good condition. $15. Call 598-5462.

OFFICE FURNITURE: Cherry conference table w/six chairs, $2500/OBO. Four-drawer credenza, $200/OBO. Cherry cabinet w/inner shelf, $250/OBO. Call 229-8321.

REAL MADE IN DENMARK entertainment center. 1970s, amber wood, great condition. Measures 38x52x18 inches. $200/OBO. Call Craig, 802-598-7593.

RED COUCH: Big, cushy, really comfortable! Washable cotton cushion covers. Excellent shape.

Paid 1K for it. Leaving the country. Must sell. $450/OBO. 802272-2924 SERTA PILLOWTOP mattress and boxspring. Metal frame included. Asking $300, paid $1000. Used less than 2 years, mostly as spare bed. 999-5599.

TEAK WOOD DRESSER for sale.

Six drawers, 3’high x 5’long.

Solid and in good shape but needs some touching up.

Moving, must sell. $50/OBO. 802-272-2924.

4 lost & found

7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTING

FOUND PURPLE WOMAN’S SUNGLASSES in Redrocks Park on 5/7. If yours, please send email to sidney18@verizon.net. Let me know what brand they are.

LOST AT GREER’S Laundromat, South Burlington: Gold chain necklace w/charm of little boy.

Lots of sentimental value. Please call or email me if you have found it: Laurey, 878-5508, ext.

3330 or 660-7240, LaureyT@ adelphia.net. Thank you!

LOST NECKLACE: Months ago, in the snow or at a business in Burlington. Silver chain, lots of pendants, all gifts from family.

Ridiculously sentimental. I need a miracle! 802-324-8191 or hohs@adelphia.net.

LOST: Tall, auburn golden retriever, “Abe”, exceedingly friendly, loves treats & running, white markings, “I Love Snow” collar hard to see through fur.

865-4838.

STOLEN JEWELRY: 193 South Union St. Gold jewelry stolen: diamond necklace and stud, gold necklaces, bracelets, rings, men’s ID bracelet. Very precious to me.

Reward! If you have it please drop it off. No questions asked.

Please help! Contact Sara, 2381449 or scas@conncoll.edu.

4 music for sale

80S FENDER Stratocaster: ‘67 reissue. Rare guitar, sunburst, maple neck, tweed case. $600.

862-8269.

BABY GRAND PIANO: Needs tuning and some work. Best offer. Call 800-592-5930.

GUITAR: 314 Taylor with pickup.

Great condition! $750/firm. Call evenings, 802-865-5985.

PLAYER PIANO: Euphona Inner Player, made by Cable Company, Chicago. Circa 1910-1928. Has been restored, should be in good working order. Comes with a box of piano rolls and a bench. $450. 651-1070.

4 music instruct.

BASS GUITAR LESSONS at Advance Music. All skill levels welcome. Tons of experience and education. Gordon Stone Band, Concentric. Call Aram, 598-8861.

CLAW HAMMER BANJO: Learn Appalachian style pickin’ and strummin’. Emphasis on rhythm, musicality and technique. $25/hour. Call Mara, 862-3581.

GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195.

GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com.

PIANO LESSONS: Classical, jazz and free improvisation. All ages, all levels. Exciting and encouraging approach. Can travel. William Michael, 802-899-6700 or 355-6234.

VOICE LESSONS: Singers, actors, speakers. Learn from an experienced, flexible teacher.

Vocal Damage repair. Susan Borg, Lincoln, VT (it’s worth the trip!) 802-453-7395, weed farm@gmavt.net.

4 music services

COSMIC HILL project recording studio. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166.

DARK GLOBE STUDIOS: Get quality sound, for the cheapest rates in town! Professional audio recording. Great introductory rates starting at $20/hour. Chill environment. All styles welcome.

South Burlington. 660-9584 or info@darkglobestudios.com.

4 musicians wanted

DRUMMER WANTED for established alt-country band ala Lucinda Williams, Steve Earl, Kathleen Edwards. We are midforties and in the MiddleburyBrandon area. 453-4410.

KEYBOARD PLAYER w/tons of musical ideas and equip. Seeks co-writer for original material.

Need someone that knows how to structure songs. 802-3242730, leave message.

LEAD SINGER looking for bass player and drummer for alreadydeveloped band. Original alternative rock. 802-849-6585 or waykup@earthlink.net.

SEEKING BASS PLAYER: Acoustic or electric & Drummer/ percussion for acoustic/melodic project “Nothing About Grover”.

More info. at www.nothingaboutgrover.com or call 802-583-2137.

4 pets

3 FERRETS: 2 males, 1 female.

Very friendly, box trained. Cage included. All about 4 years old. $300/neg. 363-1333.

3 YEAR-OLD SUN CONURE: Smart and spirited, needs a good home ASAP! $225 adoption fee. Interested in meeting this fascinating bird? Call Andrew, 655-4378.

ADORABLE F GRAY/WHITE dwarf bunny looking for good home. Incl. cage, hay bin, food dish, litter box, water bottle.

Litter, box trained and friendly.

238-8776.

TWO SWEET CATS: Eight yearold brothers, declawed, neutered, wonderful house pets looking for a loving home. 802847-1241.

WOLF HYBRID PUPPIES for sale. Father Gray wolf/Malamute.

Mother Timber wolf/shepherd.

Both parents on premises and excellent w/children. Ready 5/30. $350. 453-4520.

4 photography

A STREET AND DOCUMENTARY photography group looking for interested photographers of all skill levels interested in a monthly meet-up for photography projects.

Contact David, rusldp@juno.com or 802-373-1912.

4 stuff wanted

LOOKING FOR a recumbent bike to buy from you/information on where to get one. Call Emily, 518-281-8979 or albrie@rpi.edu.

RECREATIONAL KAYAK, under 42 lbs., about 9’ long, wide cockpit, such as Otter, Swifty or Featherlight. Call 862-8758.

TAG SALE ITEMS wanted for Mercy Connections Collaboration of nonprofits. Antiques, collectibles, tables, chairs, stools, hutches, other dining room furniture, new or slightly used electronics, telephones, lamps, children’s books, DVDs or VHS movies, music or game CDs, other new or unopened items, for June 4 tag sale in Burlington. Call Michelle, 8467084 to offer a donation.

WANTED: Triple stroller in goodcondition, will pay. 864-5195.

4 volunteers

BURLINGTON GREEN PARTY seeks enthusiastic friendly volunteer student coordinators to recruit students for Green Party.

Orientation, supplies provided.

Further info, Owen 802-3555247 or Jay 802-324-8219.

LIVE, WORK AND LEARN in Buddhist community: New center opening, machine operators, cooking, computer work, fundraising, design, book making. Includes: classes, meditation, Tibetan yoga, RM/BD. 510-981-1987 or dharmavols@ nyingma.org.

2x2-professional services-DJG

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FREE ESTIMATES

Electrical & Residential Construction

802-578-7276 Fax 802-660-2688 CLEAN OUT: Haul away and property services. Best rates!

Demolition! House, cellars. garages, estates, maintenance, residential, commercial.

Insured. Almost any project.

802-658-2519.

DOG WALKING: Local dog loving gal available to walk your dog(s) in the greater Burlington area, while you’re at work.

Looking for nice, sociable dogs that love long walks and enjoy meeting new dogs. Rather than leaving your pooch alone for 9 hours a day, give them the opportunity to get outside and exercise. For information & rates please call Laura at (802) 598-1726.

THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER will offer an orientation for those interested in volunteering to serve on the 24-hour hotline and to assist with community education, Wednesday, 5/25, 5:30-7:30 p.m. at the Women’s Rape Crisis Center. Info, 864-0555.

VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR needed for Burlington Literary Festival. Duties include recruiting, organizing and supervising large number of volunteers.

Stipend plus perks offered.

Burlington City Arts, 865-5816.

4 want to buy

ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at 802-859-8966.

MODERN 50S AND 60S FURNITURE by Eames, Knoll, Herman Miller, Bertoia, Saarinen, Aalto, Bertoia, Fritz Hansen, etc.

Sometime called “space-age” or “retro”. Also interested in pottery, ceramics and lighting from this era. 864-9386.

4 wedding svcs.

ULTIMATE BRIDAL PARTY: Enjoy a day of pampering and retreat for you and your clan.

We’ll treat you like the Goddess you are. Your home or ours.

Beautiful setting, delicious food and beverages, spa treatments, yoga, your dream come true.

Tara Carter CMT, 527-7359 or Lisa Limoge CMT, 860-3991.

4 legals PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont, on Tuesday, June 7, 2005, at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following:

INTUITION GARDENS: Installation and maintenance of annual/perennial designs, organic vegetable gardens, butterfly/hummingbird gardens, cut flower gardens. Free consultations. Kelli Brooks, 802318-1065.

LOCAL TECHNOLOGY COORDINATORS: E-commerce solutions, database design, network and website integration, custom application development, training. We do it all. Low rates! 802-233-6015, www.fid dleheadconsultants.com.

ROOMMATES.COM: Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit http://www.Room mates.com. (AAN CAN) TJ’S WINDOW CLEANING: Free estimates. Discounts offered. Commercial/residential.

Call Tom, 802-793-1887.

1. Preliminary plat application #SD-05-37 and final plat application #SD-05-38 of Precourt Investment Co, LLC. and Windjammer Hospitality Group, LLC for a boundary line adjustment to transfer 223 sq. ft. from 1150 Williston Rd to 1076 Williston Rd. 2. Final plat application #SD-0539 of University Mall Realty Trust to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of a 675,115 sq. ft. GFA shopping center complex with 614,338 sq. ft. of GLA. The amendment consists of reconstructing three (3) exisiting entryways, 155 Dorset Street.

3. Application #CU-05-09 of Burlington International Airport for a conditional use approval under Section 14.10, Conditional Use Review, of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations. Request is for permission to develop the property as a compensatory wetland mitigation site to compensate for the wetland impacts associated with the Airport’s “South End Development”, 250 Van Sicklen Rd. 4. Final plat application #SD-0541 of IDX Systems Corp. to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of a 233,133 sq. ft. general office building. The amendment consists of Phase II to include: 1) adding three (3) floors to the west wing building containing 87,234 sq. ft. of general office use, and constructing 179 net new surface parking spaces at 40 IDX Dr., and 2) demolishing an existing 14,389 sq. ft. building, off-site parking approval and constructing new 126 space parking lot at 35 Green Mountain Drive.

Phase III to include: 1) constructing four (4) story west wing addition containing 64,025 sq. ft. of general office use at 40 IDX Dr., and 3) constructing a 565 space parking structure at 40 IDX Dr. to replace off-site parking at 35 Green Mountain Dr. Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall.

John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board May 18, 2005

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7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS REQUEST FOR PROPOSAL: Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Inc., is seeking proposals to provide meals for Senior Community Meals and Meals on Wheels Programs in Chittenden County. Proposals must be submitted by Wednesday, June 8, 2005. Specifications are available by calling Zoe Hardy, Nutrition Director at CVAA at 865-0360.

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. S239-05 CnC Wells Fargo Bank Minnesota, N.A., as Trustee for registered holders of Option One Mortgage Loan Trust 2001-C, Asset Backed Certificates, Series 2001-C, Without recourse, Plaintiff v.

Daniel Bedard, Susan Bedard, Dianne S. Bedard and Occupants residing at 469 Middle Road, Milton, Vermont, Defendant SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: Susan Bedard You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Joshua B. Lobe, Esq., plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is P.O. Box 4493, 35 King Street, Burlington, Vermont 05406, an Answer to plaintiff’s Complaint in the above entitled action within forty-one (41) days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is May 4, 2005. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a). Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER OR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the Complaint, or if you believe that you have a Counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney’s fee, you may ask the clerk of the Court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance.

Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated April 20, 2001.

Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Milton at Volume 219, Page 528. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont.

It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, Susan Bedard by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on May 4, 2005, May 11, 2005 and May 18. 2005 in Seven Days. A copy of this Order shall be made to defendants at their address if their address is known.

Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 21st day of April, 2005.

Hon. Edward J. Cashman Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court

4 support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 211, a program of United Ways, of Vermont. Within Vermont, 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Montpelier, 12stwp recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex and/or relationships? We can help. Wednesdays, 5-6:30 p.m., 115 Main St. Bethany Church, downstairs, red door room. Info, 802-249-6829.

Completely confidential.

PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming.

Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520.

HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment.

Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmout reach@yahoo.com.

DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285.

THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER is offering a free, confidential 10-week support group for mothers of children who have survived sexual abuse. Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m. Info, 864-0555.

THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP for those who have H-C, their family members and friends. 2nd Thursday of each month, McClure MultiGenerational Center.

DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m.

We often have guest speakers.

Info, 847-2278.

CHADD SUPPORT GROUP MEETING: CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder. Every second Tuesday of the month at Champlain College, 7-8:30 p.m. in room 217 in the Global and Technology Building.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents of children with autism.

First Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m., 600 Blair Park Rd., Suite 240, Williston. Info, 660-7240 or visit http://health.groups. yahoo.com/group/AutismSupport Daily/.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up.

Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

ARE YOU A PARTNER OR close ally of a transgender or transsexual person? We have a support group designed for your unique needs. The second Wednesday of every month at 6 p.m. R.U.1.2?

Community Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., Burlington. Info, 860-7812.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?

60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com.

TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski.

Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:307:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904.

INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme.us.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester.

For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide.

Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m.

For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net.

Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708.

Women call Valerie, 655-9478.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m.

Call for location, 223-4111.

SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through.

Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-6309.

DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources.

Want more information? Write addpartner@ yahoo.com.

WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information.

WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives.

Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County.

Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info.

AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities.

Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartver mont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org.

SELF-REALIZATION: Social/support group for like-minded people interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, transcendence and transformation.

Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@together.net.

NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel @aol.com.

WOMEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always! Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free! Let’s decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you?

Anne, 861-6000.

BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston.

Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org.

AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463.

WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609 @aol.com.

SMART RECOVERY: Wellgrounded researched approaches to changing addictive behaviors.

Alternative to 12-Step groups.

Fridays, 5:30 p.m., 82 Winooski Ave., Burlington (above the City Market). Info, contact Bob, 4254058 or email carmody@madriv er.com.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2?

Community Center, 6 p.m.

860-RU12.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781.

SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com.

PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119.

MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine.

Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info.

NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495.

ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847.

BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family.

Expert speakers often scheduled.

1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244.

LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential.

SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free).

MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135.

FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m.

The Arbors. 985-8600.

SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL violence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women’s Rape Crisis Center, Burlington.

Free. Info, 864-0555.

DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I’m thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interested email Bob at bberman@ ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779.

WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area.

Info, 656-3280.

“HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 3886107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support.

DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. United Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m., Scrumptious Café, 139 North Champlain St., Burlington.

Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., The Storefront, 12 North St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 658-9278..

BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming.

PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester.

Info, 800-639-1888. This “manto-man” support group deals with disease.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655.

Overeaters get support in addressing their problem.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382.

Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area.

AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512.

Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help.

DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member.

The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www.together.net/cvana.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program.

HEROIN 101: Educational and informational support group.

Free. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. GMNC. 275 College St. Info, 860-3567.

ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30 p.m. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m.

Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m.

DEMENTIA & ALZHEIMER’S disease support group for the caregivers: Barre, meets at Rowan Ct., 4th Wed. of month at 3 p.m. Montpelier, 338 River St., 2nd Wed. of month at 7 p.m.

PARKINSON’S DISEASE: meets 1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr., Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail. by calling 863-3982 in advance.

WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT group: UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 1st and 3rd Tuesday, 5-6:30 p.m. Info, 847-4848.

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7D ONTHEROADVEHICLES 4 automotive BUICK LESABRE LIMITED, 1997: Power everything, luxury ride, great car w/a lot to offer.

893-1398 or 862-2629.

DREADING SELLING YOUR FOREIGN CAR? It takes so much of your time to advertise, take phone calls, set up test drives, haggle over the money, etc. We’ll do the work for you! Get top dollar for the sale of your car! www.auto craftsmen.com, 223-3563, we’ll gladly explain the details!

FORD ECONOLINE VAN, 1996: E250 cargo, ladder rack, shelves, hitch, 99 K. Ready to work. $3200. 318-1804.

FORD MUSTANG GT, 1989: 5.0, 99 K, no rust, good condition.

Never seen VT winter. Headers, Flow Master exhaust, CD player, power windows/locks, etc.

Asking $3200/OBO. Call 802363-2422 and leave message.

FORD TAURUS, 1999: Fully loaded, power windows/locks, very low miles. Asking $6950.

Please leave a message, all calls will be returned. 802-879-9435.

GEO PRIZM, 1991: $100. Needs new tires and windshield to pass inspection, but it runs great, seriously. 5-speed, tape deck.

802-865-3980.

HONDA ACCORD LX, 1990: 194 K. Runs excellent! Smoke-free!

Over $500 spent on new parts.

Some rust around rear fenders and minor body flaws. Good looking wheels. Was VT inspected in the last 2 years. Call w/any questions! Burlington local. $1400/OBO. 410-409-1824.

HONDA ACCORD LX, 1992: Station wagon, A/C cruise, power windows/locks, AM/FM, cassette.

160 K. Many new parts. Peppy and economical. $2400. 802373-3586.

HONDA ACCORD LX, 1993: Auto, 176 K, moonroof, no rust!

Only in VT for 2 winters. Needs some work, priced accordingly. $1750. 655-4226.

HONDA CIVIC EX, 1995: 144 K miles. Fully loaded, AM/FM stereo, CD, 5-speed, 2-door green coupe. Moon roof, power windows/locks. Runs great, good condition, one owner. $2800/OBO. 238-9489.

HYUNDAI ELANTRA, 2001: Silver, 65 K, mostly highway.

Standard, power windows/locks.

Great on gas! In excellent condition, all new tires. Single owner.

802-236-1190.

JEEP WRANGLER, 1987: Chevy 350 V8 conversion, 30 K on engine, 5-speed, new 32” tires.

Soft top, half doors. $2800/OBO. Call 802-310-3335.

MAZDA 626 DX, 1995: Wonderful FL car, had a problem and engine blew, need new one, otherwise great car with 137 K. Call Aaron, 802-865-6290.

MAZDA PROTEGE, 1999: 5speed, red, CD, A/C,4 door. 60 K. Great condition. Must sell. $3500/OBO. 802-453-7434.

MERCEDEZ-BENZ, 1983: 240 D sedan, maroon, 131 K, sun roof, 4 Michelin and 2 Nokian studded tires. Runs great. Dented passenger door. $3250. Avail. end of June. Call 863-3737 before 8 p.m. or monashees@adelphia.net.

MERCURY SABLE, 1995: Good condition, tan, new transmission, rear struts, exhaust. Great engine. 166 K. $1200/OBO. 413244-3131.

NISSAN MAXIMA, 1995: Only owner, quick sale. Excellent running car. Maroon, 4-door, wellmaintained. $4000/OBO. 802865-6290.

NISSAN SENTRA, 1994: Blue, automatic, airbag. Needs exhaust work and other repairs or good for spare parts. $500/OBO. Michael, 802-863-4856.

OLDSMOBILE 88 ROYALE,1974: Convertible, turquoise/white, 1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 runs great, needs floor repairs, top, general cosmetics. Shows 74K mi. Worth $18 K restored. $850. 802-425-7275 before 9 PM.

Pontiac u Cadillac Hummer www. shearerpontiac.com Local: 802-658-1212 Toll-free: 800-545-8907 1030 Shelburne Rd. So. Burlington OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, beige/tan, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 29,006 K. Best price, $10,947.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PLYMOUTH ACCLAIM, 1990: Auto, 4-new tires, A/C, cruise, ABS, peppy V6, good condition, inspected Oct. $900/OBO. 872-7035.

PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SSEi, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, black, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 35,715 K. Best price, $20,731.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2002: Sedan, 4-door, silver, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 31,629 K. Best price, $12,830. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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Burlington to Hinesburg: Looking for long-term riders. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. 5:30 p.m. with some flexibility. If you are interested, please ref # 41104.

Essex Junction to Burlington: Looking for one-way riders. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. If interested, please ref # 41103.

Jeffersonville to Burlington: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. with flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41106.

Barre/Montpelier to IBM: Looking for vanpoolers to share a commute. We work the N2 shift and stop at the Berlin P&R on the way. If you’re interested, we

have space beginning Feb 2.

Please ref: IBMVAN. Burlington to So. Burlington: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., but a little flexible. If you can help, please ref # 41070.

Jericho to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41055.

Burlington to Montpelier: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.

- 4:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41053.

Hinesburg to Plainfield: Looking to share a commute to Goddard College. I work Mon-Fri, 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41063.

Enosburg Falls to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute to IBM. I work 7 a.m. 7 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 41050.

S. Burlington to Rutland: Looking for a ride. Time is flexible. If you can help, please ref # 41048.

PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, red, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, power windows/locks/ steering, cruise, CD, ABS. 47,871 K. Best price, $12,999. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC SUNFIRE,1998: 4door, coupe, 5-speed, A/C, CD, remote entry. Excellent condition inside and out, highway miles. $2295. 893-1159, evenings.

PONTIAC SUNFIRE, 2003: Coupe, 2-door, beige/tan, FWD, A/C, power steering, CD. 19,682 K. Best price, $10,287. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC VIBE GT, 2003: Excellent condition, manual, premium sound, fog lamps, alloy wheels, 45K miles, comes with 4 Hakkapeliitas. $14,000. 238-6669.

PONTIAC VIBE SPORT, 2003: Wagon, 4-door, blue, AWD, auto, A/C, power steering/windows/ locks, cruise, CD. 35,687 K. Best price, $14,983. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC VIBE SPORT, 2005: Wagon, 4-door, black, auto, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 10,205 K. Best price, $14,940. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

8:46 1994: AM Page 1 2-door, SAAB, 5-speed, hatchback. Black w/tan interior.

Power windows/locks. Good condition. Approx. 160 K. $1500/ OBO. 899-5210.

SAAB 9-3, 2001: Silver hatchback, 4-door, auto, black leather interior, loaded, sun roof, 56 K, extended warranty, impeccable condition, professionally detailed. $10,800/OBO. Call Gary, 802658-6882.

SATURN L200, 2002: Sedan, 4door, black, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 27,802 K. Best price, $10,469. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SATURN SL1, 1995: Manual transmission. 118K. Excellent tires, new clutch, new breaks, A/C, cassette. Good car. I’m moving and need to sell it now. $2400. 802-229-1868.

SUBARU IMPREZA TS, 2002: Blue, 44 K, excellent condition.

West coast car, no rust.

Nonsmoker. $13,000/firm. Call Matt, 802-578-7766.

SUBARU LEGACY, 1997: Sedan, AWD, 5-speed, green, new brakes & timing belt.

Excellent condition. 2.2L 148K $4600. (802)655-9538.

SUBARU LEGACY WAGON, 1992: 176 K miles. Runs great, 4 new tires, some rust. $700/OBO. Chris, 951-9231.

SUBARU OUTBACK,1997: 123 K, 4 cyl. New CD player/speakers, roof rack, heated seats, A/C, ABS, 4 cylinder, clean, reliable. $4200/OBO. 343-6343.

TOYOTA CAMRY, 1992: Great condition. 179 K, but well taken care of. Moving, must sell. $1299/OBO. 324-0900.

TOYOTA CELICA GTS, 1991: No rust, beautiful shape. Runs excellent. Auto, power options, 125K miles. $2500. 878-8717.

TOYOTA COROLLA CE, 2003: Great condition, excellent gas mileage, 5-speed. 24 K. Moving, must sell. $10500. 324-0900.

TOYOTA MR2 SPYDER, 2001: 2door convertible, black, 5-speed manual, power steering/windows/locks, CD, Premium Sound.

28,473 K. Best price, $16,999.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com.

326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2). Worth the drive! 223-3563.

VOLKSWAGEN BUS, 1971: Freshly rebuilt 1641cc motor.

Colorado vehicle so body is very clean. $4000/OBO. 999-2898.

VOLKSWAGEN JETTA GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, gray, 5-speed manual, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 11,138K. Best price, $14,883. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

VOLKSWAGEN RABBIT, 1984: 93,600 miles, auto, runs great, no holes. Replaced alternator and front brakes. Needs battery.

Reliable transportation, $650.

Call Finn, 865-3724.

VOLVO 240, 1991: Wagon. 159 K. Great car, needs some work. $900/OBO. 864-6713.

VOLVO 240 DL, 1986: FL car, about 137 K, no rust, lot of new parts, all records, CD, manual, great car. 802-865-6290. ask for Aaron or leave message.

VOLVO 850, 1996: Maroon wagon. A great car with recently done work. $4700. 802-578-6034.

VOLVO 850 GLT TURBO, 1997: Wagon. 104 K. Leather seats, moon roof, tinted windows, power everything, alloy wheels, AC, CD, tape deck, great condition! $6500/OBO. 425-7042.

VW BEETLE, 1965: Nice twotone paint with new floor pan, carpets, weather striping, upholstery, 12 volts. Needs nothing. $4100. 472-6139.

VW BUS WEEKENDER, 1975: Great shape. No rust! Runs and drives smooth. Recent new tires, visors, mirrors, brakes, paint (green and white), bearings.

Engine is a rebuilt ‘73. Call Josh, 485-5111 or email jnicosia@ gmail.com.

VW FOX, 1988: Everything is operational and inspected, body is in good condition and the motor runs. Blue, 4-door, manual, A/C, tape player. Not a diesel. $250/OBO. 434-6760.

St. Mike’s to Ethan Allen Dr.: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41070.

Essex to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41069.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a commute MonFri, 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please reference # 41046.

Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute MonFri, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41045.

Starksboro to Colchester: Looking for a ride. Hours are MonFri, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41035.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri, 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m., with a little flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41046.

S. Burlington to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41036.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.

- 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41042.

Essex Junction to Barre Town: Looking for a ride. I work 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 41045.

Shelburne to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride Mon - Fri, 7:45 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41027.

Bolton to South Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 4-10 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41064.

Burlington to St. Albans: Looking for a ride to Main St. in St. Albans. I work Mon-Fri and hours are flexible, around 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40758.

Hinesburg to Burlington: Looking for a ride to UVM. I work Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41066.

Burlington to Poultney: Looking to share a commute to Green Mountain College. I work Mon-Fri, 4:15 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41059.

Burlington to Williston: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41056.

Essex Junction to Williston: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.

- 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41054.

VW GOLF, 1992: Sun roof, Yakima rack, good tires, clean and runs fine. $750. Call 865-7690.

VW JETTA GLI, 1988: Engine and transmission recently rebuilt, new windshield, solid daily driver, some perf. parts. $1400/OBO. 802-660-3294.

VW VANAGON, 1980: Pop-up camper with stove, fridge and sink. Good condition. 80 K. $1800. Call 482-3216.

WARNING: DON’T EVEN think about looking at a used car until you listen to this. Free recorded consumer help line. Call toll free, 1-866-838-3345.

4 trucks

FORD F-150, 1986: Long bed, dual tank, 2WD, straight six, 4speed manual. $750/OBO. 453-3734.

FORD F150 XLT, 1995: 4x2, black. Texas truck, no rust, well maintained. Lots of new parts incl. clutch and pressure plate.

137 K, runs great. Tool box and bed liner, great work truck. $2500/OBO. 802-862-8843.

FORD RANGER XLT, 1999: 51 K, 4 cylinder, 5-speed, 2WD, dark green. Excellent condition with new front brakes, good rubber, bed liner, AC, stereo. $4950. Call 802-388-4894.

MAZDA B2500, 1999: Extended cab, 5-speed, new tires/shocks/ brakes. With cap, 72 K, great shape. $6500/OBO. 802878-7160.

NISSAN, 1988: Extended cab 4x4 Z24 engine, 5-speed. Also, Ford F-150 ‘87 long bed 4 speed.

453-3734.

TOYOTA TACOMA, 2002: 4WD, 4-cylinder, 5-speed, extended cab, hitch, tonneau cvr, 62 K highway miles, excellent condition. $15,250. 578-6422 eve.

4 vans

CHEVY TRAIL WAGON, 1992: Conversion van, very nice. 85 K. Plush interior, TV, no rust, fresh from the west. $4000. 802-9511672.

FORD WINDSTAR VAN, 1995: High miles, still running well, minimal rust, inspected through 10/05. $1000/OBO. Call 279-5740.

VW EUROVAN GL, 1993: Good condition, engine runs great, needs some work. NADA book, $4675. Asking $2100/OBO. Call 802-244-8103.

4 motorcycles

BMW R100, 1983: Good condition with hard bags, 87 K. $3000. Call 482-3216.

Underhill to Waitsfield: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.

- 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41002.

Richmond to Waterbury: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m.

If you can help, please ref # 41022.

Marshfield/Plainfield to Montpelier: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., flexible. If you can help, please ref # 142284.

Morrisville to IBM: Looking for ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref #142283.

Stowe/Waterbury/Richmond P&R to S. Burlington, (Lane Press Ind Park): Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref #142280.

Montpelier-area to St. Johnsbury: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 142106.

Randolph to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon - Fri, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142114.

Barre to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 9 a.m.

- 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142116.

Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142117.

DUCATI 748S, 2001: Red, mint condition, 2400 miles, Termignoni carbon exhaust, computer chip. $9500/firm. Call 802-379-6292.

DUCATI MONSTER 620 DARK, 2002: 2500 miles. Excellent condition. $4000/OBO. 802899-1952.

HONDA VALKYRIETOURER GL 1500, 1999: 23 K, black and chrome, great shape. $7500.

Call 802-635-7166.

YAMAHA FZI, 2003: 4300 miles. Best naked sport bike.

Completely stock, showroom condition. Asking $6500.

Contact Sean, 951-4259.

4 boats

THUNDERBIRD FALCON: 20’ inboard. Outboard motor boat and trailer with only 61 hours of use. Call 899-2764. Leave message if no answer.

4 suvs

HONDA ODYSSEY EX, 1998: Excellent condition. 3-rows seating, good fuel mileage, power everything, CD, A/C. No rust, Texas car. New tires. Blue book, $7995. Deal, $6500. Call 355-7777.

JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 2000: 4x4, dark blue, auto, V6, Yakama roof rack w/rocket box, bike rack, after market CD player and speakers. 77 K. $6995. 238-0319.

JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO, 2004: 4-door, silver, auto, A/C, cruise, CD. 33,237 K. Best price, $16,945. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

JEEP WRANGLER, 1993: Red, 2-door, 6-cyl. 4.0 liter, 5-speed manual, 4WD. 175 K, black hard top, good condition! $3600/ OBO. 863-3382.

LANDROVER DISCOVERY I, 1995: 5-speed, 4WD, CD changer, 134K miles, passed inspection 4/2005. $3,999/OBO. (802) 660-7240.

NISSAN X-TERRA, 2001: 4WD, 87 K, auto, power everything, tinted windows, roof rack, sun roof, in-dash 6-CD. Mint condition. Must sell, we’re moving! $10,900. Call Angela or Jonathan, 802-434-4626.

OLDSMOBILE BRAVADA, 2002: Sport utility, 4-door, black, 6cylinder, auto, AWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, multi-CD. 38,897 K. Best price, $17,899. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

TOYOTA HIGHLANDER, 2003: Red, auto, A/C, lots of options.

25 mpg. 57 K. $17,500/OBO. 372-5257.

Barre Town to Colchester: Looking to share a commute Mon -Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142121.

Braintree to Waterbury State Offices: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m.

If you can help, please ref # 142130.

Montpelier to Colchester: Looking for a ride Mon - Fri, 7:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142133.

Barre City to Middlesex State Offices: Looking for a ride MonFri, 4:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142134.

Waterbury to Burlington: Looking to share commute Mon Fri, 7:45 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142136.

Hyde Park to Burlington (FAHC): Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142140.

Montpelier to Waterbury: Looking to share the drive Saturday through Wednesday, 6:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Must be punctual. If you can help, please ref # 142250.

Johnson/Morrisville to Barton: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.

- 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142254.

Hyde Park/Morrisville to National Life: Looking to share the commute M-F, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142257.

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HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Really great 3+bedroom.

Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, Steamboat Gothic Victorian 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., home. Circa 1860s. Restored in pool, tennis. All new appliances. three-floor cathedral ceiling mid-70s. Many updates since.

Asking $147,000. 496-2646. “lighthouse” home with 1100 Double living room w/fireplace. sq. ft. wrap-around deck overUNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large Double floor-to-ceiling French looking Lake Champlain/ w/barns. Renovations! Also, new doors leading to large wrapAdirondack Mountains. appliances and heating system. around porches. Large 2-level Beach/lake access. $425,000.

25 mins. to Burlington. Reduced barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 Bill and Shari, 759-2985. to $299,000. 802-899-2727, acres. $330,000. Foulsham www.picketfencepreview.com.

BURLINGTON-AREA: Huge 18Farms Real Estate, 861-7537. bedroom inn, by St. Mike’s WAITSFIELD: Spacious 4-bedLARGE, CENTRALLY LOCATED College. Rte. 15. Call today. room, 3-bath, multi-level condocolonial w/private rental spaces $690,000. Owner financing. minium. Light filled, open-floor bringing in $1000/mo. Garage, 324-3291 or ivanland@aol.com. plan in living, dining, kitchen garden, upstairs balcony, semiarea with river views and large COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond finished basement, south facing deck. Many recent updates.

14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath windows and more. Located on Convenient to Waterbury, mobile home. Large yard, storthe end of a quiet, dead-end Montpelier, and ski areas. Ideal age shed, swimming pool, tenstreet. $250,000. Pre-qualified family or investment unit. nis/basketball courts, private buyers only. Offered on $174,000. Prequalified only, P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Saturday, June 4. Call for please. 802-496-5243.

Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 appointment, 619-549-2208. back at closing. 434-3287.

WILLISTON: Farmhouse. 3-bedNEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME room, 2-full bath, 1440 sq. ft.

ESSEX: Great location with on 73 acres. Ultimate privacy, yet new kitchen, butcher-block mountain view. 7-rooms (3-bed5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay countertops, built-ins throughrooms, 2-bath), contemporary Peak Ski Area. Features include: out. Two-person jetted tub, ranch on 1/2 acre, 2048 sq. ft., laundry room, walk-out basement, wood floors, 1.7 acre, sunny high ceiling, fireplace, huge mud room, office, cathedral ceilyard. $267,500. 802-872-9959. basement. Expansion possibiliings, wood and gas heat, hemties. $359,000. 802-878-9084.

WINOOSKI: 5-unit building and lock floors and wrap-around a single family house. 82-86 FAIRFAX: 3-bedroom, 2-bath porch w/amazing views and Malletts Bay Ave. 99% renovated Colonial on 5 acres. Stone walls, more! $249,000. (802)326-3093. and updated. Great cash flow, rock garden, lilac bushes surNORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, shows well and rents easy. Gross round this house w/2-car garage, waterfront, lake views. Many $49,000. All units are hardfront porch and back deck. recent improvements incl. hdwd, wired plus some sprinkler heads.

Fieldstone fireplace, kitchen roof, kitchen, water-heater, $485,000. Call 373-4123. w/cherry cabinets, large L island, Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient new roof, furnace/septic system.

WINOOSKI: Price reduced, motiwindows. Large deck. $187,900. $257,500. Call 802-849-2944. vated seller! Millyard condo.

2x2-VTcommercial_Dwtn042705 4/25/05 9:17 AM PageQuiet, 1 waterfront living, near 598-7919. downtown. 2-bedroom, 2-levels, carpeted, tile, appliances, W/D. Parking. Entrance security. $166,500. 802-434-3749.

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4 commercial props.

BURLINGTON: Bright, efficient 1925 sq. ft. retail/commercial space for rent. Corner Main/So. Champlain. Central air, 15’ ceilings, private restroom, overhead doors, everything new by May 15. $3000/mo. 343-4728.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail. now. 1233 Shelburne Road (Lakewood Executive Offices).

Small and large office spaces, great location, beautiful brick building, utilities included, answering service available, secretarial services and many other services available. 10 FREE hours of conference room monthly and unlimited parking.

Please call 658-9697.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail. now. E1, large office space previously set up for Dr. office, private bathroom, great location on Shelburne Road, unlimited parking, secretarial/answering services available, private entrance. $1300/mo. Please call 658-9697.

THE CITY OF ST. ALBANS: Approx. 1200 sq. ft. of air-conditioned office space for rent at #7 Lake St. (2nd-floor). Small kitchen and separate bath.

Handicapped accessible by elevator from rear of building. $1400/mo. + prorated share of utils. Avail. 5/1. 1-year lease req. Also avail. 5/1, 500 sq. ft. at #3 Lake St. suitable for office or retail. Air-conditioned. $525/mo. + prorated share of utils. 1-year lease req. Call Jane Kiser, 802-524-1503.

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BURLINGTON: Fun, sunny office space avail. in RU12?

Community Center. Excellent for small nonprofit, health/wellness practitioners, writers, etc.

Affordable rent by day or month. Christopher, 865-7812.

BURLINGTON: Small office space avail. in established private practice psychotherapy office. Downtown Burlington, private parking. Maple Street Associates. Call 862-1509 or 862-4884.

BURLINGTON: Sought-after Maltex Building location, South End. Psychotherapy office avail.

1 or 2 days a week. Parking provided. Call 802-865-9873.

MONTPELIER: Downtown office space on Langdon St. overlooking the river. Avail. immediately.

Utils. incl. Free wireless internet. $350/mo. 272-6397.

MONTPELIER: For lease, architecturally exciting, accessible, environmentally friendly 2100 sq. ft. open office/studio under construction. Lease incl. heat, electricity, AC, some parking and great neighbors. For further information, call Gossens Bachman Architects, 229-1664.

PHYSICAL THERAPY TEAM NEEDED: Looking to expand to a second location or to start your practice, but don’t want the major outlay of cash? You may want to look at one of the best and most completely equipped fitness centers around!

Call 316-1996 to arrange for an appointment.

WILLISTON: 2 offices available on S. Brownell Rd. Office 1: 155 square feet. Office 2: Suite w/365 square feet. Both offices include reception area, kitchen, deck, cable access and ample parking. Three other professional tenants in building. Great location. Call 860-2211 or 865-6233.

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BURLINGTON: 1 basement room. $300/mo. 68A S. Willard St., located between Church St. & University. 1.5-bath, fireplace, W/D, parking. First + last. No pets. Avail. 6/1. Call 660-7172 or 598-7423.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. in 2-bedroom apt. Quiet location, close to UVM/downtown.

Seeking responsible, respectful, prof./grad student, socially conscious, cat-friendly, queerfriendly person to share a peaceful home. $375/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. 324-6319.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in 2bedroom apt. w/artist. South End, porch, claw-foot tub, hdwd, 2-blocks to lake/green. Parking, plenty of light/storage. No pets. $500/mo. + utils. 864-2045.

BURLINGTON: 1-room in 2.5bedroom. Archibald and N. Willard. Seeking responsible 2535 YO prof./grad. student, M/F. Funky apt. and a chill roommate. $550/mo. + utils. Nick, 999-2374.

BURLINGTON: $390/mo. 2-bedroom, St. Paul St. Parking, coinop. W/D, storage. Seeking clean, quiet, grad./prof., 25-35 YO. NS/ pets. Avail. now. Tom, 951-9789.

BURLINGTON: Adult-minded, low-key, NS, non-partier for S. Willard St. 2-bedroom with 1bath, 2 porches, 1 large living area and kitchen. Parking and laundry on premises. $420/mo. + utils. Call 860-6773.

BURLINGTON: Downtown location, room in small house, yard, porch. NS/dogs. Cat OK. M or F. $420/mo. + utils. Avail. immediately. 860-6608.

BURLINGTON: Female roommate wanted for great 2-bedroom, 2-bath house with snowboardery, prof. couple. $450/mo. + dep. + utils. W/D, great kitchen, private bath, parking.

Looking for someone clean, respectful, NS, prof. and dramafree. Sorry, no pets. Avail. now.

Call Heidi, 801-367-2068.

BURLINGTON: Female wanted to share 2-bedroom Southmeadow apt. off Pine w/artsy F. New everything, parking, coin-op. NS. $412/mo. + dep. 1/2 utils. Avail.

6/1. Christy, 578-2512.

BURLINGTON: GF seeks GLBTQBURLINGTON: Share beautiful friendly housemate to share South End 2-bedroom, 2-bath great 2-bedroom, 2-bath ownercondo. Very quiet, near Oakledge occupied home on quiet street.

Park, lake, bike path. Fireplace, (Lakeview Terrace). Close to bike cathedral ceilings, screened patio, path, lake, downtown. Parking, pool, etc. Move in May/June.

W/D. Short or long-term, fur- 2/21/05 Seeking compatible and stable, 1x1-mortgage-022305 1:24 PM Page 1 nished or unfurnished. NS/pets friendly person interested in shar(cat on premises). Avail. after ing some meals and daily rou6/15. $525+1/2. 860-1944. tines. Sense of humor, interest in spiritual matters a plus! $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. 802-864-3103.

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Pre-Approval!

Share 4-bedroom, 2-bath. Gas, parking, laundry. $450/mo. 802Mark R.Chaffee 734-8164.

(802) 658-5599 x11 COLCHESTER: Fun, happy, female to share cute, clean 2bedroom apt near St. Michaels.

NS/pets. Avail 6/1. $425/mo. + BURLINGTON: M/F prof./grad., dep and utils. 343-2279.

NS. Clean, quiet New North End, COLCHESTER: Malletts Bay, 1 W/D, storage, cable, parking. bedroom in 4-bedroom, 2-bath Cat OK. $410/mo. + utils. + dep. spacious house. W/D, large Call Lee, 734-7491. kitchen, NS/pets. Friendly BURLINGTON: Main St. 1-bedatmosphere. $375/mo. + utils. room in 2-bedroom apt. Avail.

802-999-1137.

6/1. Looking for a clean, considCOLCHESTER: Roommate wanterate NS. $400/mo. incl. ed to share large 2-bedroom water/heat/ elec./wireless condo. Easy access to everyInternet. No pets. 802-598-9601. thing, must like cats. W/D, BURLINGTON: New North End. home gym, hot tub, almost 2000 Looking for responsible, sq. ft. Avail. immediately. prof./grad., 30 YO + (F pre$500/mo. + 1/2 utils. If interferred) to share pleasant 2-story ested, please call and leave a house. You get whole upstairs message 363-4374 or email (2-bedrooms and 1-bath). Yard, greentundra2002@ yahoo.com.

W/D, parking. $450/mo. + 1/2 COLCHESTER: Well-rounded, utils. 864-7372. Avail. 6/1. cat-friendly female prof. for furBURLINGTON: Prof. F with lovnished (except bedroom) 2-bedable cat looking for 2 NS houseroom condo. Need own phone. mates to share beautiful, clean, NS/pets. $575/mo. incl. utils. quiet home. North Prospect St. Avail. 6/1. 324-3757 or Walk to UVM/downtown, W/D, erooney@brueggers.com.

D/W. $625/mo. + utils. Lease.

ESSEX: 1-bedroom, 1-bath, Avail. 7/1. Lacretia, 802-656clean and fresh downstairs apt.

2060 or 802-863-4510.

Shared parking and W/D. Prof, BURLINGTON: Responsible, NS female, no-pets. Must like considerate nonsmoker to share kids/upstairs. $700/mo. + 1/3 spacious, quiet house and yard. utils. 316-1996, leave message.

Laundry, parking, 0.5 mile to ESSEX JUNCTION: Colchester/ UVM/FAHC. $520/mo. for all Milton new apt., $450/mo. except phone. Avail. immediateEssex and Essex Junction, lately. 863-1444. model houses, fireplaces, hdwd, BURLINGTON: Roommate wantparking, gardens, bus lines. ed, M/F, prof/grad, vegetarian, $350/mo. and up. 6/1, 7/1, quiet, NS to share 2-bedroom on 8/1. 879-0333. upper College St. Spacious room, ESSEX JUNCTION: M/F Prof/ private. $368/mo. ++. Avail. grad to share large, brick farm6/1. 865-4840. house, W/D, 3-acres, storage, BURLINGTON: Roommate wantclose to bus line. NS. $550/mo. ed to share 2-bedroom apt. 5 incl. everything. Avail. now. Call minutes from downtown.

Greg, 872-0868. $395/mo. + 1/2 utils and ESSEX: Young, prof. F seeks deposit. Off-street parking and same to share 2-bedroom W/D included. Mike, 860-6090.

Saybrook condo. Bright, large BURLINGTON: Seeking 1 to room, pool/tennis, D/W, W/D, share 2- bedroom furnished apt. grill, big back yard, pets a posveg. female and 2 w/friendly, sibility. 6-mo.

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Page 1 cats. Laundry, yard, storage, incl. all utils./cable, except walk to town. $425/mo. + utils. phone. Call 238-6859.

Nicolle 862-6837.

HINESBURG: 3-acres, beautiful views, 4-bedroom home/office.

Small pet OK. Bedroom furnished or not. Cable, Internet.

All appliances. $500-$750/mo. +. 318-4986.

HUNTINGTON: Seeking responsible, outdoor, animal enthusiast. Country house, fireplace, yard, fields, garden, garage, DSL. Sorry, no pets. 2 dogs and horses provided. 25 mins. to Burlington/Montpelier. $475/mo., incl. all. Avail. June or July. 802-324-8040.

MILTON: 2 people seeking 3rd in 5-bedroom house, lots of open space inside/out, storage, woodstove, parking. 2-miles from Husky. Mins. from Burlington.

Gardens, perennial/vegetable.

Kitchen w/everything, W/D. $375/mo. + utils. 893-2888.

MILTON: Positive vibes a must!

802.846.4646 Room in 3-bedroom house. www.KimNegron.com Seeking fun, responsible, clean roommate. Large kitchen, back BURLINGTON: Seeking fabulous patio, great views, W/D, D/W. female professional/grad student $480/mo. Avail. 6/1. 893-0407. to make our apt. home! Near RICHMOND: Share sunny, spaUVM/downtown, wood floors, cious home located 5 min. to Inew paint, quiet yet fun, cov89. 3-bedroom, 2-bath cape ered porch, off-street parking. home, open-floor plan w/wood$330/mo. + 1/3 utils. + $400 en floors in eat-in kitchen, livdep. Avail. now, May 1/15, or ing and dining room, finished 6/1! 999-5738. basement. Creek and gardens BURLINGTON: Seeking one fun, (vegetable/flower). Garage/ NS roommate to share my 2-bedbasement storage. Share w/two room Peru St. house w/me and other respectful, fun, conscious my dog this summer. Large yard, and independent people. Avail. hot tub, dogs OK. 865-8090.

6/1 (flexible). Sheri, 434-4510.

RICHMOND VILLAGE: Female grad. student or young prof. wanted to share home. Large back yard, hdwd, wood stove, beautiful gardens. $400/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/. 373-6828.

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RICHMOND VILLAGE: Roommate wanted to share 2bedroom apt. $412.50/mo. + 1/2 elec./phone. Heat/hot water incl. NS/pets. Call 434-3173.

SHELBURNE: Very large, cheerful, sunny room avail. in large house. Two twin beds/sofa/computer desk. Fireplace, garden, sundeck. Cable avail. laundry room. $400/mo. 355-3004.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Individuals, male and female, 3565, sought to live long-term in elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. home to share meals, experiences and life. 3-acres plus majestic Adirondack and lake views.

Gardening, workshop. 802-8643330 or rick@rickhubbard.org.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Responsible person wanted to share spacious town home.

Large bedroom with walk-in closet and private bath. $550/mo. Call for more info, 802-578-3351.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Woman looking for another woman to share home. Great location, bike path, big back yard, W/D, parking. No cigs/cats. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 863-6215.

SOUTH STARKSBORO: Share large, comfortable home. 30acres. $500/mo. + dep. Utils., wireless Internet, TV, laundry, exercise equipment incl. Shortterm or long-term, furnished/ unfurnished. NS/pets/children.

453-6677.

UNDERHILL: Socially active elderly woman seeks female to share her farmhouse home in exchange for help with a few meals and companionship. Call HomeShare Vermont at (802) 863-0274 or visit www.HomeShareVermont. org. EHO. WAITSFIELD: Housemate wanted to share nice 3-bedoom near GMVS. W/D, D/W, deck, trained pets OK. Avail. 6/1. $380/mo. + utils. 802-496-6844.

WATERBURY: House to share. 3bedroom, 2-bath. Nice neighborhood, good privacy, great location. Cable-TV, Internet, heat, A/C. Would like an educated individual, 25-50 to share my home. $550/mo. utils. incl. 476-4351.

WATERBURY: Housemate to share house with homeowner and friendly Lab. Garage, W/D, D/W, yard, separate bathroom, near highway, bike trails, town. $400/mo. + utils. 244 8350.

WINOOSKI: Housemate wanted in clean Hill section. Close to SMC/UVM/I-89/Fletcher Allen/ IBM. $475/mo. + utils. 802655-9241.

WINOOSKI: Seeking professional/graduate student to share cute, clean 3-bedroom apartment. Near busline, easy access to UVM, SMC, FAHC, highway.

NS/pet friendly, W/D in apartment. $310/mo. + 1/3 utils. $330 deposit. 656-3914.

WINOOSKI: Share large, fully furnished house. All utils. incl. 2.5 baths, laundry, parking, garbage /snow removal, large yard, safe neighborhood, basic cable TV. Close to SMC/UVM/IBM/ FAHC/Champlain College. On busline. No pets. $600/mo. + deposit. 802-863-9612.

housing for 4 rent AVAIL. 6/1: Small 1-bedroom apt. in South End. Walk to park, coffee shops and Church St. Economical gas heat, wood floors, off-street parking. Safe, quiet neighborhood. Pets Considered. $695/mo. Call Suzanne, 777-6700.

BOLTON VALLEY: Efficiency.

Incl. local phone/heat. $650/mo. 6-month - 1-year lease, neg. 434-3444, ext. 1223 or 203-520-9800.

BOLTON VALLEY: Slope-side, large 1-bedroom condo. Peaceful and bright end-unit on a deadend road. Hike or ski from your door. Tiled entry, kitchen and bath, fireplace, balcony overlooking wilderness trail, Jacuzzi bath tub, W/D, new appliances.

NS/pets. $875/mo. + utils. 802598-3545.

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LAKE CHAMPLAIN: Lovely 3-season cottage with lake rights to large sand beach and dock space. Gorgeous views. Deck overlooking lake, all appliances and furnishings included. Close to Champlain Bridge and Essex Ferry.

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SWANTON: Enjoy 1-level living in this affordable 2BR ranch!

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HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+BR. Steam-boat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-toceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres.

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BURLINGTON: Beautiful, spaNEW BURLINGTON: 2-3 bedroom BURLINGTON: 6/1. 4-bedroom cious, sunny apt. Convenient apts. $1200/mo. and $1500/mo. townhouse, close to UVM, past location. $1450/mo. + utils. incl. utils. Downtown, high ceilGutterson Field House, 3-levels, 425-2239. ings, hdwd. For more info, 8622 entrances, gas heat, 2-baths, BURLINGTON: Bissonette 2207 or elabd@adelphia.net.

W/D, D/W, large yard, off-street Properties. 1, 2, 3 and 4-bedparking. $1740/mo. +. 578BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2room apts for rent. Burlington/ 8525, celticprop@aol.com. bath, 2-level. Historic downtown Winooski-area. Avail. immediateBURLINGTON: 75 Lyman building. Central air, W/D, D/W, ly. $575-$1300/mo. 864-4449.

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BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail FAIRFAX: 3-bedroom, 2-bath 1x1-mortgage-022305 PM Page 1 WINOOSKI: Price reduced, motivat2-bedroom, 2nd-floor. entrance. Energy effi-2/21/05 rent.1:24 Separate 6/1 or sooner. Large 1-2 bedWILLISTON: Farmhouse. 3-bedColonial on 5 acres. Stonewalls, ed seller! Millyard condo. Quiet, $750/mo. + utils. Avail. now. cient. Pets OK. $1400/mo. + room, 1st-floor. $895/mo. incl. room, 2-full bath, 1440 sq. ft. new rock garden, lilac bushes surround waterfront living, near downtown.

New carpet throughout. On bus utils. Laura, 863-4147. kitchen, butcher-block countertops, heat/hot water. Hdwd, coin-op this house w/2 car garage, front 2-bedroom, 2-levels, carpeted, tile, built-ins throughout. Two-person route. 862-1996.

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802-434-3749. sunny yard. $267,500.

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W/D, storage, yard. $900/mo. + BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. 2.5utils. Karen, 660-9867.

(802) 658-5599 x11 bedroom, screened-porch, 2ndBURLINGTON: Downtown 1-bedfloor, wood floors, bath w/tub. room, $750/mo. heated. New $1100/mo. + utils + off-street North End, 2-bedroom, $850/mo.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2ndparking. Studio apt. $495/mo. heated w/yard. Riverwatch 2floor in owner-occupied duplex. heat/hot water incl., avail. 9/1. bedroom condo, $1150/mo. heat207 Park St. NS/pets. $900/mo.

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BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. 29 $600/mo. +. Quiet South End 865-1794.

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BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. 3and large deck. Many recent updates. fireplace, huge basement. Expansion $249,000. 802-985-3617. + utils. 862-4584. bedroom, 1.5-bath.

Enclosed BURLINGTON: Duplex, 2-bedConvenient to Waterbury, Montpelier, possibilities. $359,000.

Addison050405 5/2/05 9:19 AM Page 1 AM Page 1 Sugarbush050405 5/3/05 colchester050405 10:33 AM Page 1 5/2/05 8:59 BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom. porch, brand-new high efficient room unit at 460 North Ave. 2and ski areas. Ideal family or invest802-878-9084. ment unit. $174,000. Prequalified $850/mo. 454 Colchester Ave. furnace and kitchen appliances story townhouse plus full baseonly, please. 802-496-5243 Off-street parking, 1/4-mile to (stainless), refinished kitchen/ ment. W/D, ample off-street UVM. NS/pets. Avail. 6/1 and bath, W/D hook-up, off-street parking. Avail. 6/1. $1200/mo.

8/1. 951-2457, mailbox 1 parking. $1300/mo. Call 862+ utils + dep. Call 434-4774.

(24 hours).

8412 or robvt@adelphia.net.

BURLINGTON: Efficiency. Small BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. 3but cozy. Central, gas heat, bath for rent. Lake access/views. bedroom condo, medium sized, w/full tub. Avail. immediately. $950/mo. 310-3933.

1.5-bath, laundry, parking, dishLease + dep. No pets. $400/mo.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. washer, garbage disposal, low 658-4231. in beautiful downtown Victorian heating bills, etc. $1150/mo. No BURLINGTON: Furnished studio building. Avail 6/1. Everything dogs. 802-862-7467. apt. in New North End. NS/pets. included but elec. Pets negot.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. 31 Lease. W/D use. $700/mo. incl. $1290/mo. More info: South Williams. 5-bedroom, 1utils. 862-2551.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond OWN YOUR OWN HOME on www.myburlap.com info@ bath, water incl., laundry on-site, BURLINGTON: Great location! three-floor cathedral ceiling "light14'80", 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, myburlap.com. off-street parking. $1775/ mo.

Fantastic 2-bedroom apt. in Hill house" home with 1100 sq. ft. home. Large yard, storage shed, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, Please call 658-9697.

Section, French doors, bay winwrap-around deck overlooking Lake swimming pool, tennis/basketball pool, tennis. All new appliances. bright, central, large living room, BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. Cozy dow, W/D in building, 2 parking Champlain/ Adirondack Mountains. courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Asking $147,000. 496-2646. newer carpet, gas heat, 2-bedroom in South End carriage spaces, walk to downtown/UVM. MalletsBay050405 5/3/05 10:30 AM Page 1 low utils.

Beach/lake access. $425,000.

Bill Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000.

Yourhousehere 5/3/05 10:25 AM Page 1 U 1x3-Redstone-burlingtonapt.051815 5/16/05 4:24 PM $875/mo. Avail. now. 862-9182, house w/outside porch. Incl. $1150/mo. 658-0062. and Shari, 759-2985. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287. call anytime, until 11 p.m. elec./gas heat/parking/ snow BURLINGTON: Harrington BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, removal. $1050/mo., neg. 860Terrace. Avail 6/1. 3-bedroom recently renovated. Gas heat, 7576. house. $1750/mo. New Kitchen, off-street parking. $850/mo.

W/D parking. NS/pets. Great 893-0000.

BURLINGTON location. Neville Companies, Inc. BURLINGTON: 260 College St. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021.

Gorgeous, one, two, three Avail. 6/1. 1-bedroom, 1-bath, www.nevilleco.com/residence. and four bedroom fully-furnished, utils. incl., offBURLINGTON: Harrington apartments on the edge street parking. $1000-$1200/mo.

Terrace. Avail 6/1. Studio/efficienPlease call 658-9697. cy. $550/mo. incl . hot water, of UVM Campus.

BURLINGTON: 27 No. Winooski W/D. NS/pets. No parking. Great Spacious rooms with Ave. Efficiency apt. Close to location. Neville Companies, Inc. large bathrooms, patios downtown, quiet building, coin-op 802-660-3481, ext. 1021.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large YOUR HOUSE HERE: Advertise your laundry, shared bath. Avail. 6/1 or www.nevilleco.com/residence. and balconies. Heat and w/barns. Renovations! Also, new FOR SALE BY OWNER, $35/week for 7/1. $375/mo. +.

BURLINGTON: Hill Section. appliances and heating system.

25 words and photo or $60/2 weeks. hot water included.

891-2009.

Bright, spacious 2-bedroom flat.

25 mins. to Burling-ton. Reduced Contact Katherine 802-864-5684 MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 BURLINGTON: 27 North Balcony, laundry onsite, low to $299,000. 802-899-2727. classified@sevendaysvt.com Now renting for sq. ft. home on two private acres Winooski Ave. Efficiency apt. utils., off-street parking, one Additional info at with 350 ft. of westerly view June or August leases.

Close to downtown, quiet buildblock to UVM. Avail. 6/1. www.picketfencepreview.com. lakefront. For details: ing, coin-op laundry, shared $1250/mo. + dep. 527-9781. www.mallettsbaylakefront.com. bath. Avail. 6/1 or 7/1.

BURLINGTON: June 1. 4 -bedCall now to tour $375/mo. +. 891-2009. room townhouse, close to UVM, BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1past Gutters Field House, 3-lev$35/week for 25 words and photo or $60/2 weeks. bath house. Excellent condition, els, 2 entrances, gas heat, 2porch, parking, hdwd, storage, baths, W/D, D/W, large yard, offgreat South Willard Dr. location. street parking. $1740/mo. +.

NS/pets. $1800/mo. Avail. 6/1.

578-8525, celticprop@aol.com.

Erik, 864-1938.

BURLINGTON: June 1. Half BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. North BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1stblock to downtown, 21 North Winooski Ave. 1-bedroom apts., floor, parking, W/D. North St. Winooski Ave. Great apt. Large 1BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt., BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, on-site laundry, off-street parkand Willard-area. $1100/mo. bedroom, hardwood, dining room, 200 King St., nice quiet buildwaterfront park, gorgeous views. ing, great condition, efficient Avail. June. 372-4890. screened porch, parking, pet Parking, laundry, no pets. ing. $550/mo. + utils. No pets, heat. $600-725/mo. 2-bedroom friendly. $995/mo. +. 891-2009.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom house $1200/mo. + low utils. Avail. on-street parking, lease. Avail avail. 7/2.1 $900/mo. 865avail. 6/1. Incl. some utils.

BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom, now. 238-4947.

6/1. 879-2604.

BOLTON VALLEY: Trail-side, 15187. $1350/mo. 3-bedroom apt., 1-block from UVM. Off-street BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt.

BURLINGTON: 196 Pine St. 3bedroom condo at Bolton Valley BURLINGTON: Avail immediatedowntown. Incl. 3 parking parking, heat/hot water incl.

Clean, carpeted, renovat1-bath, newly 31 S. Union. bedroom, Ski Resort. Newly renovated, ly. Large bedroom avail. for rent spaces. Newly refurbished, great $1200/mo. Avail. 6/1. 316-6955. convenient, parking. Pets OK. ed, some off-street parking, 2NS/pets. Avail. immediately. in 2-bedroom apt, corner of location. $1500/mo. Avail. 6/1.

BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom NS. $695/mo. + utils. Avail blocks from Main St. $1250/ mo. $850/mo. +. Call Kevin, 401-845Maple and Pine. Must enjoy liv777-3038. apt. Heat and hot water incl.

6/1 or 7/1. Call 802-879-9440. + utils. Avail 6/1. 764-2363.

9220 or Marcia, 802-434-5041. ing with 2 cats and one laidBURLINGTON: 3-bedroom near 3rd bonus room for small office BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt.

BURLINGTON: 2 and 3-bedroom BRISTOL: 3-4 bedroom, 2-bath, back human. NS only. $400/mo. hospital/UVM. Parking, W/D. or bedroom. Dining area, full Sunny, clean and quiet. Pet apts. Heat/hot water incl., parkwood stove, fenced-yard, gar+ utils. Call 355-4204.

Avail. 6/1. $1300/mo. + utils. bath, front deck. Parking, friendly! Off-street parking, ing, garbage/snow removal. Full den, quiet village neighborhood, BURLINGTON: Avail. now 260 862-4007. garbage/snow removal. No pets.

W/D, storage.

Close to UVM, bath, front decks, no pets. partially furnished. $1200/mo.

College St. 1.5-bedroom, 1-bath, BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house $1350/mo. + dep. Avail. 6/1.

FAHC, downtown and yoga. $1200/mo. and $1350/mo. + 802-989-1411. fully-furnished, utils. incl., offin New North End. Fenced-in 863-9612. $850/mo. Avail. 6/1. 578-9093. dep. Avail. now and 6/1. 802BURLINGTON: 1 and 3-bedroom street parking, laundry on-site. yard, quiet street, near lake/bike BURLINGTON: Large, clean 3863-9612.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, apts. avail. 6/1. Close to down$1200/mo. Please call 658path, W/D, porches, finished bedroom w/screened porch. Near clean, quiet, 2nd-floor apt. in BURLINGTON: 2+ bedroom.

24 town, clean, bright, off-street 9697. basement. Avail. 7/1. $1800/mo.

UVM/downtown. Avail. 6/1. owner-occupied duplex. NS/pets.

North St. Renovated, near waterparking. Call 999-7582.

BURLINGTON: Avail now. 260 863-1040. $1100/mo. + utils. 651-8855.

Avail 6/1. 1-year lease. front, plenty of sunlight. Pets BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom.

College Street. 2-bedroom, 1BURLINGTON: 43 South BURLINGTON: Large, quiet, $700/mo. 233-4347.

OK. $875/mo. 865-8090 or $725/mo. 83 North Union. bath, fully furnished, utilities Williams. Avail. 6/1. 3-bedroom, clean 2-bedroom apt. w/new poplarstreet21@yahoo.com. www.TangoProperties.info.

Hardwood floors throughout, offincluded, off-street parking, 1-bath, water incl. Laundry onappliances. Off-street parking, BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom w/all BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom. street parking, coin-op laundry. close to downtown and the site, off-street parking. basement storage, yard, W/D of the extras. Jacuzzi, W/D, $875/mo. 7/1. Convenient South Quiet Victorian duplex. NS/pets.

YMCA. $1450/mo. Please call $1245/mo. Call 658-9697. hook-ups. $1200/mo. + utils. wonderful kitchen and more in End location in quiet neighborAvail. 5/27 or 6/1. 951-2457, 658-9697.

Please, NS/pets. Call 859-9652. well-maintained Victorian home. hood.

1st-floor, hdwd, tile, coinmailbox 1 (24 hours).

NS/pets. Off-street parking. op laundry, off-street parking, Avail. 6/1. $1400/mo. + utils. new paint and upgrades. Pets 879-6493. considered. 891-20009.

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BURLINGTON: Loomis St. Avail .6/1. Studio, $575/mo. incl. heat/hot water, parking.

NS/pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

BURLINGTON: Maple St. Quiet, safe, lake views. Incl. parking, heat/hot water, coin-op, laundry and kayak storage. 5/1 or 6/1, bright efficiency, new paint, kitchenette w/full fridge, oversized bath shared w/two other profs. $550/mo. 658-8056.

BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail. 8/1.

3-bedroom, 1st-floor. $1050/mo. incl. hot water. Pets OK w/ref, W/D hookups. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

BURLINGTON: New North End. 2-bedroom condo. Unbelievable lake view, bike path, tennis, pool, garage, quiet. Avail. 7/15. $1450/mo. 660-9348.

BURLINGTON: New North End large 3-bedroom. Renovated, fireplace, NS/dogs. Avail. 6/1. $1000/mo. + utils., lease, deposit. 863-1190.

BURLINGTON: North Prospect, great neighborhood, near hospital, wood floors, bright rooms, residential parking, coin-op, gas heat. Cozy 1-bedroom in converted garage, small yard, $770/mo. NS/pets. 658-8056.

BURLINGTON: North Willard St. Avail 6/1. 3-bedroom. $1275/mo. incl. heat/hot water.

Great location, driveway, no pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

BURLINGTON: Northshore condo.

2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, fireplace, gas heat, W/D, new carpet, garage, pool, tennis. No pets.

Gorgeous lake views. $1350/mo.

Call Marion, 860-5050.

BURLINGTON: Old North End. $650/mo. 1-bedroom, hdwd, porch, off-street parking.

NS/pets. 879-6559.

BURLINGTON: Prof. F seeking responsible, fun roommate to share sunny 2-bedroom apt. off N. Willard, 6/1. Close to downtown/UVM, hdwd, W/D, back yard, off-street parking, storage. $500/mo. + utils. NS prof./grad.

F preferred. 578-4373.

BURLINGTON: Professional, N/S roommate wanted for spacious, dog-friendly Red Rock condo.

Available 6/1. $450/mo. + Leave msg. 864-1989.

BURLINGTON: Real nice 1 and 2-bedroom, great location, parking. Avail. now or 6/1. Call Rick, 864-3430.

BURLINGTON: Redrocks TH. 2bedroom, 1-bath, deck, attached-garage. $1100/mo. + utils. + assoc. fees. Avail. 7/1.

Call 864-9899, ext. 6.

BURLINGTON: Renovated, large 1-bedroom apts. Parking, laundry. Avail. now. 203 Shelburne St. $900/mo. and $1000/mo.

Great 2-bedroom, spacious. 1266 North Ave. 2nd-floor, parking, laundry. Avail. 6/1. $1100/mo.

Also, 2-bedroom downtown. $900/mo. 802-434-5757.

BURLINGTON: South End 3bedroom house. Great neighborhood, off-street parking, private yard, gas fireplace, hdwd, W/D, partially furnished. $1500/mo. + utils. Negotiable lease. Avail.

6/1. 658-6380.

BURLINGTON: Spacious 3-bedroom apt in Loomis St. duplex.

Big kitchen and living area. Lots of storage. Fenced-in backyard.

Parking. Clean, bright, well-insulated. Pets negotiable. $1260/mo. + utils and deposit.

Email: Loomis3BR@yahoo.com.

BURLINGTON: Studio apt.

Efficiency. NS. 2nd-floor. Heat incl. Central location. $500/mo.

Avail. 6/1. 863-4025.

BURLINGTON: Sunny, spacious, 2-bedroom townhouse, heat and hot water, pool, garage, no dogs. $1300/mo. 482-3161.

BURLINGTON: Two 2-bedroom apts., utils. incl. Near downtown/UVM. Good location, parking, basement. Avail. 6/1 and now. $900/mo. and $1000/mo.

860-1251.

CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: 2-3 bedroom, large, fenced-in back yard, big, bright w/room to play! Energy efficient, gas heat/hot water. Eat-in kitchen. $900/mo. + dep. + utils. 1-year lease. 802-373-0893 or enginuity@adelphia.net.

CHARLOTTE: 2-3 bedroom log home built from 20 wooded-acres along Lewis Creek. Non-smokers only. $900/mo. +. Terry, 9992443 (days), 864-7528 (eves.)

CHARLOTTE: Lakeview house on lakefront property. 1-bedroom w/study, picturesque. Cathedral ceiling, living/dining/kitchen w/beautiful wood flooring.

Screened-in porch w/deck. New appliances. Radiant heat. $1550/mo. + utils. 425-4673.

CHARLOTTE: Renovated farmhouse, lake and mountain views, hardwood floors and new kitchen. Fenced-in yard, garden space, spacious. One-year lease, NS. $1200/mo. or $1150/mo. if you do your own yard work.

Avail. 6/15. 425-4045.

Let me help with selling or buying your next home.

846•9580

Tony Shaw

Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman

welcomehomevermont CHARLOTTE: Sunny 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath 2100 sq. ft. house on 10-acres. Ideal country-setting w/gorgeous views, privacy, swimming pond, W/D. Avail.

6/1. $1800/mo. + utils. 4254902 or cathunter101@hot mail.com.

ESSEX: 1-bedroom, 650 sq. ft., 1st-floor, parking, W/D, basement. $800/mo. incl. utils. + dep. Avail. immediately. NS. Pets negotiable. Call Sundance Services, 802-893-2348.

ESSEX: 2-bedroom duplex, quiet location on cul-de-sac. Large yard, deck, D/W hookups, garage. $1200/mo. + utils. + deposit. 863-9039.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Spacious 4bedroom, 2-bath, newly renovated Victorian duplex w/carpets, yard, porches. 1-block AMTRAK and high school. $1500/mo. + utils. NS/pets. Sec. + lease. 802864-4645.

FERRISBURGH: Efficiency.

Quiet, scenic country. 2-large unfurnished rooms. NS/ND/pets. $650/mo. + dep. incl. utils. Ref. 877-6787.

GEORGIA: Gorgeous lakefront 3bedroom, 3-bath custom home w/gas heat, fireplace, W/D, D/W. 30 min. to Burlington. $1650/ mo. + utils + dep. Avail. immediately. NS. Pets negotiable. Call Sundance Services, 802-8932348.

HUNTINGTON: Large 1-bedroom, hardwood floors, fenced yard, garden, W/D, parking, storage. Great hiking, must love dogs. NS. $700/mo. + utils. 4346175. Lv. msg.

JERICHO: On Richmond town line. Large 2-bedroom apt. for rent. Avail. 6/1. Cathedral ceiling, pets welcome. $900/mo. + utils. Call 899-3101.

MONKTON RIDGE: Beautiful 1bedroom apt. w/Camel’s Hump and Adirondack views.

Hdwd/carpet, sky lights, large bath, garden space. No smokers/pets. Avail. 7/1. $700/mo. incl. utils. 453-4238.

MONKTON RIDGE: Spacious 2bedroom duplex in 1840s farmhouse. Wood floors, built-in shelves. Views of Cedar Lake and Adirondacks. W/D hookups, 30 mins. to Burlington/Middlebury.

NS/dogs. 1-year lease. $900/mo. incl. heat. Avail. 6/1. 453-6060.

MONTPELIER: 1-bedroom, 3season porch, off-street parking, newly renovated. Avail. 7/1.

NS/dogs. $725/mo. + utils. If interested, call France 310-1147.

MONTPELIER: Spacious 3-4 bedroom apt. with large kitchen on Langdon St., overlooking the river. Elec. incl. $1050/mo.

Avail. 6/1. 272-6397.

MORETOWN VILLAGE: 2 or 3bedroom house w/river view.

Large kitchen, full bath, laundry hookups, basement, newly painted, yard, garden. $1100/mo.

802-496-3980.

MORETOWN VILLAGE: 2-bedroom, river view, hdwd, skylights, cathedral ceilings, deck, garden, yard, gas heat. $800/mo. 802-496-3980.

SHELBURNE: 1-bedroom apt.

10-15 minutes from UVM/FAHC via Spear. 2.5-blocks from Shelburne Rd. bus route. Separate entrance. Large kitchen. Bath w/shower. Shared laundry. $600/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1.

NS/dogs. 985-0106.

SHELBURNE: Beautiful 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath condo. Full basement, W/D hookup, garage, lake view. Flexible June move in. $1200/mo. + dep. 802-985-5582.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt for rent. New stove/fridge, W/D, hdwd, new bath, full walkout basement, back yard. Owner-occupied duplex. Behind Chamberlin School. Quiet neighborhood.

Dogs welcome. $1200/mo. Avail.

6/1. 658-1914.

SOUTH BURLINGTON:3+ bedroom house, gigantic sunny kitchen, 1.5 baths, laundry room, quiet family neighborhood. Rice High School area.

Lease. $1350/mo. 425-5048.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Manor Woods 2-bedroom, 1-bath flat.

Completely renovated! New tile/wood flooring, new bathroom, new kitchen, central air, pool, car port. No pets. $1050/mo. + dep. + refs + lease.

Avail. now. 802-355-5117.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Mayfair Park, newly renovated, W/D, all new kitchen/carpet/windows, 3bedroom, 1-bath. Ready for occupancy 6/1. Great neighborhood/ location. NS/pets. $1500/mo. + utils. 802-863-9971.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Near UVM/FAHC. 2-bedroom condo.

2nd-floor. South facing UVM horse barn. Gas heat. W/D, car port, tennis/pool. NS/pets. $1075/mo. + utils. 651-9000 or 233-2920.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Spacious, split-level duplex with full basement and car port. W/D hookups, heat, water, trash, plowing and lawn care incl. $875/mo. Call 343-2875.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Treetop Condos. 1st-floor, 2-bedroom unit. Great location. Updated kitchen. W/D, car port, storage unit, no dogs, tennis/pool. $1125/mo. + utils. 879-3732.

ST. ALBANS: 2-bedroom, newly renovated, hdwd, new appliances, walk to downtown. $875/mo. incl. heat/hot water.

Call Lee, owner/broker, 6553333, ext. 249.

ST. ALBANS: Spacious 3 + bedroom w/garage on Lake Champlain. Mins. to I-89. All utils. incl. Avail. 6/1. $1250/mo. Call 527-5725.

STOWE: 2-bedroom apt. Large yard, amazing location. $795/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 7/1.

802-253-0163.

UNDERHILL: Cozy 1-bedroom apt. w/storage, located on quiet spot, views, garden, hike/bike, cross-country ski out front door. $750/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 6/6.

899-1248.

VERGENNES: Newly renovated 1-bedroom, 1-bath, apt. Avail.

7/1. Wood floors, W/D, offstreet parking, quiet and clean. $750/mo. incl. utils. and cable.

877-3233.

WAITSFIELD: Avail. 7/1. Mad River Valley. 1100 sq. ft. 1-bedroom apt. Spacious, sunny, convenient to Waitsfield. Charming custom-interior, W/D, zoned commercial/residential. $950/mo. incl. heat/high-speed DSL/trash removal/plowing. Year lease. NS. 496-3029.

WILLISTON: 4-bedroom, 2-bath house on large lot near Lake Iroquois. $1400 + utils. + dep.

NS. Pets negotiable. Avail. 6/1.

Call Sundance Services, 802893-2348,

WILLISTON: Chalet-style ranch, 1480 sq. ft., 2-bedroom, 1.5bath, open-floor plan, new appliances, wood stove.

Balcony, deck, 2-car garage. 1.8 acres, trails, minutes to I-89, Richmond, Williston. $231,500.

578-5028.

WILLISTON: Small house on farm. 2-bedroom, 1-bath, deck, screened porch, W/D, quiet and private. $1000/mo. incl. elec.

NS/dogs. 879-6291.

WINOOSKI: 1 and 2-bedroom, heat/hot water incl. Parking, clean, laundry in building, full tub and shower. NS/pets. $635/mo. and $875/mo.

233-1150.

WINOOSKI: 1 and 2-bedrooms, ready 6/1 - 8/1. 1-year lease.

Clean, cozy and private with porches, wood floors, tub showers, W/D, off-street parking, dog-friendly. $700/mo. $925/mo. 233-1556.

WINOOSKI: 2-room efficiency w/ lots of light and easy access.

Full bathroom & eat-in kitchen.

Adjacent to park w/pool. $575/mo. plus utils. Off-street, assigned parking, trash, water, sewer. No pets. Available 6/1.

985-0770.

WINOOSKI: 4 large bedrooms, porch, deck, W/D, convenient location. Most pets OK. $1350/mo. Call 316-1912.

WINOOSKI: 82 Malletts Bay Ave. 1-bedroom, W/D. Clean, efficent w/new gas heater, windows, appliances, paint, etc. $700/mo. + dep. + utils. No dogs. Cat OK. 373-4123.

WINOOSKI:92 East Allen: Large 1-bedroom on 3rd-floor. Very clean, newly renovated, quiet building. No dogs. Cat OK. $700/mo. + sec. + lease. Please call 373-4123.

WINOOSKI: Apt. 2nd-floor of duplex, 3-bedroom, W/D, oversized 1-car garage, plenty of parking. Avail. 6/1. $1200/mo.

343-0671, days or 434-3675, evenings.

WINOOSKI: Hickok St. Avail 6/1. 2-bedroom, $795/mo.

Completely renovated, parking, no dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

WINOOSKI: Huge, beautiful, bright, 2-bedrooms, 2 levels, hardwood, tin ceiling, off-street parking, porch, new heating and renovation, basement storage, W/D. Avail. 6/1 or 6/15. $950/ mo. + utils. Bill, 655-0407.

WINOOSKI: LaFountain St. Spacious, charming, very clean 2bedroom, 2-floors, off-street parking. NS/pets. Gas heat, W/D hookups. $900/mo. + utils. + dep.

Avail. 6/1. Call Mike, 878-7514.

WINOOSKI: LeClair St. Avail 6/1. 2-bedroom, 1st-floor. $795/mo. Quiet street, parking.

No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

WINOOSKI: Maple St. 6/1. 1bedroom. $695/mo. 1st-floor, parking, quiet street, no dogs.

Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

WINOOSKI: Newly renovated, quiet, 1-bedroom w/off-street parking. Heat included. $695/mo. Avail. immediately.

355-2218. 860-1172.

WINOOSKI: Nice, sunny, spacious 2nd-floor, 2-bedroom apt.

Incl. living room, kitchen, den, porch, garage, storage. Near SMC/UVM/FAHC. NS/pets. Lease + sec. Avail. now. $1050/mo. incl. heat/hot water. 655-2315.

WINOOSKI: Share large fullyfurnished house. All utils. incl.

2.5 baths, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard, safe neighborhood, basic cable TV. Close to SMC/UVM/ IBM/FAHC/Champlain College.

On busline. No pets. $600/mo. + deposit. 802-863-9612.

WINOOSKI:Spacious 2-bedroom + house in quiet residential neighborhood. Front porch and glassed-in rear porch. Formal dining room w/ built in china cabinet. Walk-in pantry in kitchen. Full basement w/ W/D hookups. Small room on 2nd floor suitable for office space.

Large finished attic. $1150/mo. incl. heat, hot water, rubbish.

893-2950.

OPEN HOUSE HOURS: Friday, May 20, 4-6pm • Tuesday, May 31, 5-7pm

AFFORDABLE NEW CONSTRUCTION HOMES FOR SALE Expected completion May 2005!

St. Albans Choose between a 3-bed, 1-bath Ranch with a full unfinished basement with approx. 1093 finished sq. feet, or a 2-bed, 1-bath Cape also with a full unfinished basement and an unfinished second level with approx. 1053 finished sq. feet.

Located in the heart of St. Albans with easy access to both Route 7 and I-89. Heat is efficient gas-fired hot water. Kitchen includes refrigerator, dishwasher, and range. $30,000 down payment grants are available for income eligible buyers!

Ranch Style 3BR Homes - 2186 total sq. feet Priced at: $ 192,000 - 30,000 * Minus BCLT grant $ 162,000 = your mortgage

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Reserve yours today! www.getahome.org • Call Ariane at 527-2361

WINOOSKI:Sunny, large 2-bedroom apartment with porch, offstreet parking, free laundry and other amenities for rent. $1050/mo. incl. utils. Avail.

06/01. Arthur, (802)999-7650.

WINOOSKI: Sunny, large, 2-bedroom w/large yard. Renovated 3/05: new paint, carpet, counters, cabinets. High-efficiency heat. Adjacent to park. Rent $875 plus utils., incl. off-street, assigned parking, trash, water & sewer. No pets. Available now.

985-0770.

WINOOSKI/COLCHESTER line: 3-bedroom, 2 full baths, garage, all interior remodeled, Pergo flooring, pets possible. Avail.

7/1 or 8/1. $1250/mo. + utils.

878-7736.

4 housing wanted

NEED EXTRA INCOME? Responsible, prof. adult seeks room rental for weekends only.

Private bath and separate entrance pref. Refs. avail. Email ntcntr@yahoo.com or 899-2284.

4 land for sale

AWESOME! MID-TROPIC climate. Building lots, Cape Coral, FL. Lehigh Acres, FL. www.theeyesoftheLord.com.

HINESBURG: 17-acre meadow lot. Incl. engineered septic system, driveway, drilled well, elec.

Close to village/school.

Mountain views. Silver St. Asking $175,000. 482-2017 or 482-2356.

HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits. Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652.

4 room for rent

BURLINGTON: An outrageous home located in the New North End, close to beaches, has a room w/a view w/use of household to rent. Prefer a male, open-minded. NS. Total package totals $460/mo. 863-5696.

ROOMS FOR RENT in collective household on farm near Greensboro Bend with educational/social mission.

Vegetarian, wood heat, idyllic natural surroundings. $180/mo. + utils. 533-2296.

WEEKLY LODGING: Europeanstyle and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $150-$200/weekly.

Maggie’s Inn, 324-3291or ivan land@aol.com.

4 situations wanted WANTED: FARM TO LEASE For relocation of horse breeding operation. Must have house w/barn and pastures. Excellent long-term refs. avail. 476-8622.

4 sublets

BURLINGTON: Near UVM library.

Two sublettors (June-August) for convenient 3-bedroom, 1st-floor apt. Porches, parking. No pets. $534/mo. + elec. Peter, 802318-0739.

BURLINGTON: Responsible, fun subletter needed to share upper Loomis 2-bedroom apt. with positive, prof. F. Large, bright, beautifully renovated apt. with porch and yard. W/D, D/W, some storage. $650/mo., negotiable.

Avail. 6/1 or 6/15. 598-6121.

BURLINGTON/WINOOSKI: Sublet June-Aug, extended lease available. Beautiful studio apt!

Huge windows, view of trees/river. $1045/mo., low utils, security deposit. Gym pass included. 318-3927.

4 unique situations MATURE, ABLE-BODIED WOMAN needed to live in, on farm for summer or longer.

Wonderful elder needs daily assistance and night time presence. Must love country, dogs and very quiet lifestyle. Own transportation. Private room and bath. Terms negotiable. Ask for Hope, 878-3742 or 872-7187, before 8 p.m.

4 vacation rental

BOCA RATON, FL: Enjoy your vacation right across from the ocean. Sleeps 6. April 29-May 6, 2006. Full kitchen, 3-bedroom, 3-bath. If interested, call France, 310-1147.

FAIRFIELD POND CAMP: Sleeps 5. Comfortable, no frills, quiet getaway. Paddle boat, row boat, small sail boat. NS, no jet skis, linens incl. $250/week. $750/mo. 802-425-5171.

HUNTINGTON: Weekly camp rental, located at base of Camel’s Hump. Hike the Camel’s Hump trails, fishing and swimming. $550/weekly. Call for details, 802-849-2634.

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GENUINELY PERKY! LOVE JOB, COME home smiling. 62 YO, people person.

Looking for happy M to share life with.

Summer fairs, books, conversation, exploring VT, dancing to rock/blues, flea market treasure hunts. Race not important, optimism is. Walk, ice cream? 7478 PETITE, DWF, PRIMARILY HEALTH-CONscious vegetarian, loves hiking, music, dancing, adventuring. Does too much driving to support wonderful teen.

Presently Burlington to St. J commute.

Friends first! 7472

TO THE VERY CUTE WILL THE BARISTA: I must say that you have wonderful eyes. I wouldn’t survive my days at work without your coffee, even when I do spill all over myself. 7456

EXPERIENCED HIKER/KAYAKER, PF, 44 YO ISO hiking/paddling partner, NS M, 40s. Willing to share: driving, coffee, intelligent conversation, mountains, water, sunshine. You need gear, stamina, sense of humor. Other interests like books, bikes, gardens, etc. also good.

7288

ARE YOU A 30-45 YO SWM, MENTALLY and financially stable, handsome, able to laugh at anything? Do you love baseball hats and blue jeans. Can you be a redneck with class? Then apply here. 7173

WPW, TALL, WARM AND SWEET: LOVELY looks, a bit sophisticated, fun-loving and intelligent, creative, open-minded, positive attitude. Curvy and zoftig, sensual, green eyes, dark hair. Early 50s. Great upbringing, lots of living, well-traveled, adventurous. 7258

LIGHT MY FIRE: READY FOR A SOUL CONnection leading deeper. We’d laugh easily, seek the joys of friendship, watch the fireflies, move to the beat, snuggle at home.

This 50-something romantic, warm, curious, fit, good-natured F awaits you. 7371

SWF, 27 YO, MELLOW, PART-TIME SINGLE mom ISO S/DM, 25-40 YO to chill out with. Back on the scene, looking for someone to go out or stay in with occasionally. Friends first, LTR maybe later.

7183

WELL-ROUNDED SEEKS SAME. 35 YO DPF seeks PM, 30-40 YO for friendship, hopefully LTR. Outgoing, funny, smart, sensitive. Enjoy outdoor activities, movies, photography, cooking, kids, animals, travel, psychology, football, classic rock and Mozart. 7370

LOOKING FOR ONE WHO IS WILLING TO put action into having a harmonious and spiritual relationship. Do you enjoy hiking, motorcycles, energy work? Middleaged woman looking for liberal guy. 7174

30 YO DWF, BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, medium-build looking for honest onewoman M who likes kids, to spend time with. Possible LTR. Like to go camping, also like country and rock music, dancing, etc. ISO SWM, 28-35 YO. 7168 SMART, SEXY, SENSUOUS, DEEP, SOULFUL, poetic girl, 49 YO, petite, seeks light-hearted and meaningful connections w/fit, experienced hiker/paddler, sensitive, humerous, grounded mortal, 48 YO+. 7133 ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT, ADVENTUROUS, forward-thinking, looking to explore possibility of meeting a new friend and possibly soul mate. Like to travel, read, exercise, listen and have fun. 7125

ATTRACTIVE 42 YO SPF. NATURE-GIRL w/brains, integrity and zest, who can run a power drill, sewing machine and a political campaign, seeks progressive, confident, communicative and responsive M for friendship and a possible future together. 7118 A NEW SPRING HAS AWAKENED MY adventurous side. Would enjoy it more w/the company of an honest, spontaneous M, 38-50 YO, NS. Loving to hike and to travel a must. No players please, been there, done that. 7111 WE’LL FIND EACH OTHER FOR ENRICHING, dynamic friendship, possibly committed relationship. Spiritual, physical fitness are priorities. Am a great vegetarian cook, read, write, break for animals.

Love city and wilderness. Child of the 40s, student of the “Power of Now.” 7078 48 YO VEGETARIAN, NATURE-LOVING Montpelier woman seeking fit, left leaning M. I enjoy hiking, canoeing, jogging, working out and being in nature. Into natural healing, folk music and promoting earth-friendly agriculture. Love Democracy Now, independent films and long discussions about political issues.

Prefer someone within 45 min. or so of Montpelier. 7031 TOM: YOU ANSWERED MY AD, #6724, only got part of your phone number.

Please call again. I wish to be in touch w/you. Please call soon. 7003

WHO ME? INTERESTED IN AN EXPERIenced, patient, P, secure, social, fun homebody. I’m earthy, camper, apronwearer, lady-in-the-living-room type.

Should we consider a not-so S summer?

I’m 40 YO. You’re up to 20 years older. no games, period. 7180

SENSUAL, CARING, FUN 18 YO SWF SEEKing SM, 18-24 YO. Soft and voluptuous woman to date and meet new men. Serious replies only, please. 7350

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S, BORN-AGAIN, SPIRIT-FILLED C, 47 years young, loves acting, plans to do missionary work in China, studying Chinese. Some indoor rock climbing.

Enjoys children and nature. 7177

30 YO, PRETTY, JEWISH, OUTDOORSY F looking for a 30ish, Jewish, mountain M. Are you out there? 7261

COUNTRY GAL AT HEART, 34 YO SWPF enjoys country music and the outdoors.

Interested in playful, goodhearted, 30something SWM. Country boy, cowboy hat a +. 7439

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YOU MUST BE AN ARTIST OR POET! LIKE me, you are generous, spontaneous, creative and adventuresome in mid-life.

Seeking sensitive, good-natured soul w/intellect, humor, love of animals and optimism, w/time to share enthusiasm for wild places, fine design, kayaking and words to communicate complexity. Make music and sawdust? All the better! DWNSPF. 7290

LOOKING FOR A LTR. HAVE SOME PERSONal baggage, don’t want any head games. I like Nascar, the outdoors and my dogs. I would like happiness and respect and love, if there’s such a thing anymore. 7281

32 YO SCPF ISO SPIRITUAL PARTNER/ companion. Love to play golf, garden, travel. 7465

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I HAVE A BIG, EMPTY HOLE IN MY HEART and soul. Wishing to meet a tall, black-haired Muslim, to come into my life to make it complete. I love cooking, spending quality time together, learning Islam. 6998 SWF LOOKING FOR SWM. I’M A FUN, CARing, compassionate, witty woman. Blonde/ blue, 135 lbs., 5’4”, 24 YO. Looking for a LTR. Must be drug-free and like children.

6996 MAGNIFICA! SWPF, 53 YO. ELEGANT AND sensual, very kind, sophisticated, intelligent. Well-educated and traveled, wellemployed and relaxed. Tall, long legs, gray/hazel, pretty, warm and strong.

6990 ADVENTUROUS, SENSUAL, YOUTHFUL 51 YO SWF, 5’6”, 150 lbs. Very affectionate, loves to cuddle. Seeking SWM to share good times, laughs and falling in love.

Don’t be shy. Let’s give this a try! All calls will be answered. 6904

men > women TALL AND VERY FIT, LITERATE, FUNNY, true-blue 53 YO seeks fit, smart, plainspoken, left-leaning friend and companion for culture, food, outdoor recreation, small-talk and big-talk. 7473 STOWE-AREA 36 YO FIT M SEEKING FIT, 25-40 YO for summer fitness, friendship, biking, hiking, etc. with LTR a possibility.

7460 FRESH MEAT, TIRED OF MEETING GIRLS at bars. 29 YO SWM, tall, thin, fit handsome, hardworking one-woman M, likes outdoors, gardening, dogs. Looking for nice women w/similar interests and daytime job. Don’t be shy like me, call. LTR. 7457 ATTRACTIVE, ACTIVE, 24 YO SEEKS SAMEtype F who wants to have a blast in Burlington this summer. The season’s just starting, don’t wait. Friends first, then who knows? Let me buy you a drink and find out. 7451 MOUNTAIN M, OFF-THE-GRID HOMESTEADer, alternative lifestyle. Artist, organic gardener, mid 30s. Blue eyes, athletic build, adventurous, attractive. Enjoy travel, nature, bonfires, conversation, laughter.

Looking for 25-39 YO SF, playful and attractive, to dance in the firelight. 7448 SINGLE, HANDSOME M, 26, SEEKING temporary marriage w/SF for business purpose. Housing and compensation will be provided. Serious respondents, please.

7445 INCARCERATED DBM, 43 YO, 6’2”, SOLID, 270 lbs. Looking for LTR. Friends first.

Passionate, humorous. Seeking WPF, very versatile, non-stereotype 35-50 YO, into all music, quiet times together. A people person, classy dresser. Children OK. Northern or Southern VT. 7442

WPM LOOKING FOR A FIT, F SAILING partner to help sail the lake with.

Experience is not necessary. Must be willing to learn. Gin and tonic optional.

7432 INNOVATIVE FARMER, EARLY 30S, BIG reader, lover of endurance sports. Seeks lovely, confident woman w/ideas of her own. 7431 45 YO WM FROM EASTERN EUROPE, NEW to Burlington-area, athletic, 6’2”, tall, brown hair looking for WF, 30-42 YO, physically fit to have fun after work.

7358

THERE ONCE WAS A CHAP WHO LOVED TO till the earth but needed a lass, 45 YO or plus, to share this joyful pleasure. This writer seeks artistic cohort in pursuit of wildness, etc. No Bush clones welcome.

7267 I LIKE YOU FOR THE SHALLOWEST OF reasons: You look great in a tank top and hipsters, you’re nice and under 35 YO. You like me ‘cause I look great on a tractor and I’m surprisingly articulate for a motor head. 7260

ATTRACTIVE AND FIT GENTLEMAN, 40S, seeking romance and adventure w/exciting young woman. I cannot honestly promise a long-term commitment . 7354

GET BACK TO THE LAND: 29 YO SM SEEKing LTR w/like-minded F to live simple, homesteading lifestyle centered around organic farming, raising animals and life without electricity or running water. Love of telemark skiing a +. 7259

FUN AND AFFECTIONATE: DWM, 41 YO smoker. Decent looks, good build. Seeking slender to average woman, 30-50 YO who is spontaneous, friendly and enjoys the sun, water, boating, camping, fishing, Nascarclassic rock dancing, grill food and affectionate, like me. 7347

BEN AFFLECK CAN BITE ME. SOX FAN long before him. 45 YO SM gainfully employed, uniquely funny, literate, bedroom-eyes and Buddy Guys tastes seeks shameless solace in song of seductive siren(s). J-Lo butt welcome but not vital.

Interested? 7257

I’M A 47 YO, 150 LBS., 5’10” DWM W/A fatal disease. The name of my condition is the longest single word on record. It’s called: lonelyheartromanticguyartisitcliberalnature-loverphysicallyfitlovestolaughloveskidshandholdingandcuddlinglikesmoviesandpicnicsandsnowshoeingwordsearch-itis. The only cure is also a long word called: kissandLTRw/longhairandpaintedtoenailsandlipswholikesgardendirtandbluejeansandbedroomlingeriealsowineand420smartfunny-therapy. Don’t let me die. 7344

SWM, 52 YO, 6’, 178 LBS. GEMINI, 6/9/52. At crossroads but not sinking.

Profoundly moved by loud, passionate music, native Brook Trout, native culture, dogs, Red Sox, left politics, 420 friendly, good books. Seeks SF for friendship/magic. 7255

LOOKING FOR 18 YO + F TO HELP DRIVE to Missouri and Kansas for a new start in life. Must have sense of humor. Leaving around June 1-4. 7341 DWM, MID-50S, WESTERN VT. SEEKING fun-loving, lighthearted F who is honest and sincere. Physical fitness, camping, dancing, dining are a few things I like to do. Call to find out more! 7340 TALL DWM, 46 YO. DO WE SHARE THE same interests? Transplanting to LA area soon. If you come, no promises, but if it works out, fantastic. I like travel, adventure, PDA, sky diving, scuba, nude beaches, erotica. 7289 I’VE BEEN LONELY TOO LONG. LOOKING for pretty, witty, smart, chunky but not fat woman. Me: smart, funny, great cook, semi-trained masseur, published writer, 60 YO, big cuddler. Told I’m a great lover.

Strongly left-wing. Dinner soon? 7284 MAWM ISO WOMEN WHO DESIRE TO BE taken to a place they have never been emotionally, spiritually and sexually before. Make them shiver, quiver, move and not know what will happen next, but they know it will be ecstasy! 7271

ROAD-RIDING CLYDESDALE: 46 YO ISO SWPF for rides and other fun, including films, dining, hiking, paddling, travel, intellectual and other adventures. Hoping fun might lead to LTR. 7204 HANDSOME, POISED, FIT, TRIM, VERY young 51, educated, energetic, fun-loving, charming, romantic, passionate lover.

Seeks extraordinary woman, 30-50 YO, fit, optimistic, funny, fun-loving, travel, dance, music, life, romance. Someone who loves partying in high heels but also sitting beside waterfalls. 7197 SIMPLE 40 YO WM, 5’11, 160 LBS. LOOKing to share time with F. I love romance, campfires and just time to talk and cuddle and... country music. If this interests you, please leave a time and a way to contact you. 7192

SHARE SOME SUMMER FUN? DWM, 47 YO, fit, active, responsible. ISO kindred spirit to share/enjoy more of life.

Outdoorsy, adventuresome, easy-going, open-minded, sincere. Dad, sailor, skier, skater, gardener, paddler, craftsman. 420 OK. Fun first, possible LTR. 7175 ALIEN SEEKS EARTH WOMAN: I’M 5’9, 155 YO, mid-aged earth years. I miss peace, love and kindness. Music, books, children and nature concern me. Perhaps my world is similar to yours. Let us share our core values and travel together. 7171 LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE ALONE. SWM, 43 YO. I enjoy long walks, hikes, camping, boating, picnics, movies, candle light dinners, music. I’m very honest, respectful, affectionate, love to cuddle. Looking for someone w/similar interests. Kids OK. 7167 SKI, SNOWSHOE, HIKE W/HONEST, FIT, humorous, intelligent, financially secure SPM. Seeking adventurous, active, funloving SF, 35-45 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, traveling, dining out and home-cooked meals w/romantic, confident, animal-lover. Friendship first, possible LTR. 7165 25 YO SWM, NS, FUNNY, CARING, CHARMing, outgoing, honest. Looking for a flirty type of lady, 19-33 YO who is honest, does not smoke. For dancing, dinner and fun.

7132 FUN-LOVING DAD OF TWO, LOOKING FOR someone to share fun times and LTR. I am well-educated and financially stable. 7123 I’M A PICKER, I’M A GRINNER AND I’M A lover and I’m a sinner, seeking an active, attractive, fun to be with F, 26-39 YO for summer fun indoors and out. Take a chance, you won’t be disappointed. 7101 SWM, 25 YO, AVERAGE, SEEKING ONEnight stand or fling, if fun. No one married! Your place or dorm. No strings. 7100 WM SEEKING AF TO PHYSICALLY AND mentally control him. Could be LTR if a match. 7095 LOYAL, HONEST, SINCERE, NS/ND 27 YO Cancer ISO new frineds, lover(s) and possible LTR. I’m willing to be your slave as long as you treat me right. I like to sing, write, cook, clean, kiss, cuddle and make you happy. 7090

S, 21 YO M FIREFIGHTER SEEKS TO KINdle a flame of friendship and possible love. I’m seeking an honest, outgoing, fun partner, age 20-25. Me: brown hair, brown eyes, gentle giant enjoys trying new things and is open-minded. 7191

FIT, ATTRACTIVE M LOOKING FOR AFTERnoon exercise partners. Montpelier-area.

45 YO MAWM. 7087

LOOKING FOR LIFE, NOT JUST A MOMENT to share romance, nature, some parties, not many. Hiking, fitness, mellow, calm, sometimes hyper-jokester, 420, laughter.

Don’t need heart break. Looking for life mate, 18-26 YO. Honesty a must. 7178

SWM, 53 YO, 210 LBS., GOOD COOK, seeking SWF to live w/me. I live alone, like to work in the garden. Looking for a woman who is 110-180 lbs. I don’t drink but I do smoke. All calls will be answered. 7084 SWM, 56, 5’9”, 155 LBS. OWN HOME, Rutland, physically attractive, simple Christian lifestyle. ISO SWF, 43-55, romantic relationship, dating or possible LTR, cuddling, affection, similar interests.

7046

I’m Cindy. I am a delicate and pretty 2-yearold fabulous feline! I am a short-haired tiger and white kitty who is sweet and tenderhearted. I can be uncomfortable at first when handled. I do need some time to find my comfort zone and become acquainted with new people and places. When I warm up, I’m very affectionate and loving. Toys are great too! It would be wonderful if I could find a home with kids who will be respectful of my handling issues. I would prefer to be the only feline in your life as I can get a little upset when I see other cats. Visit me at HSCC, Tuesday through Friday from 1 pm to 6 pm and Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm at 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington. 862.0135.

BLOSSOM WITH ME! REFLECTIVE, ATHLETIC, gentle and wise 50 YO SWM seeks slender, compassionate NS, SWF, 41-48 YO w/a penchant for animals, gardening, pillow talk, country jaunts and the wonder of words.

7037 HARLEY RIDER LOOKING FOR A F PASSENger. If you like the feeling of wind in your hair, loud pipes and good vibes, give me a call. You have to weigh less than my scooter. 7010 IS THERE LIFE OUT THERE? IF THERE IS, it’s a virgin lady, 21-42 YO for this reverend/cleric. He is ISO a LTR preaching the gospel together w/you. 7008 SEARCHING FOR A HEART. DWM, 5’9”, 150 lbs., 40-looking, appealing, openminded, sensitive, adventurous and fun to be with. Love to travel and outdoor activities. Looking for someone to share life with. 7007 SWM, 33 YO, 5’7”, MAYBE 5’8” W/MY boots on. Brown hair, blue eyes, 175 lbs, in-shape, self employed, outgoing, energetic, never married, no kids, honest, sense of humor, part gentleman, part redneck, part teenager! 6538

60 + LONESOME: THERE WAS A LADY FROM THE Midwest who laid her husband to rest, so then she moved east and so she is seeking a gentleman to meet. 7001 1940 MODEL COUPE: BRIGHT AND SHINY, white, good chasis, low mileage, doesn’t smoke, original parts. Looking for a good owner to take me out on the town or just park at home. 6992

women > women GPF, MID-50S, ISO NS, HEALTHY, HAPPY and engaging. 7444 HI! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE, lots of laughs and romance? Summers coming, let’s grab it by the horns together and see where it takes us! I’m downto-earth, love animals, kids and good times. 7184 F LOOKING FOR F IN BARRE. MOTHER OF two girls. 7013

men > men ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG-LOOKING 42 YO, 5’9”, slim, brown/blue, DD-free, discreet.

ISO guys who want to have a great time in or outdoors, day or night w/this hot bottom. Young guys and first timers a +.

7443

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>> PLACE ONE FOR FREE GWM, 33 YO, ATTRACTIVE, LOOKS YOUNGer. Seeking hot, attractive guys who are BIcurious, hetero-flexible, jocks and MAWP for hot man-to-man fun. I’ll provide a place and am very discreet. Burlington-area guys preferred. 7441 ANY GUYS IN LAMOILLE COUNTY LOOKING for service. Discreet 42 YO M. Very oral.

7436 GM, 6’1, 160 LBS., BOTTOM, SEEKS mature, 35-70 YO tops. My residence, Clinton County, NY. 7433 FIT, FUN, 51 YO, ACTIVE, ATHLETIC, attractive guy seeks similar 35-55 YO for summertime fun. Hike, bike, tennis, sailing, water skiing, dinners, concerts, adventures, intimacy. Skiers a +. All calls answered. 7366 FOR ALL CURIOUS S GUYS OUT THERE, between 18-38 YO who want the best of both worlds! Only serious need to respond. M of all races welcome. I’m ready and waiting! Call now! 7346 BIWM, GOOD-LOOKING, CLEAN CUT, muscular-build, into just about anything.

Seeking good-looking, fit top for this submissive bottom. Threesomes considered. 7345 LOVEABLE LUSH SEEKS SAME. NONVIOlent, mood stable drinker, mid-30s, into guys who can hold their martinis and a decent conversation at the same time.

Between ages 25-55. Bottoms up! 7172 LOOKING FOR TALL, GAY BAKER. YOU: 51 YO, blonde, 6’2’’, thick, blonde-moustache, very masculine. Me: blonde, thickmoustache, outdoor type, very good cook (meat and potato). Let’s talk soon.

Friends? 7112 MY PLACE, NO STRINGS, JUST FOR FUN. Me: in-shape, 45 YO, versatile, hung, nice butt. You: sexually aggressive. 7098 GONE FISHING. GWM, 51 YO, 175 LBS. Owns home in St. Albans-area. Seeks masculine GWM to enjoy fishing, sunsets, dinner and friendship. Sex relationship not required, just be masculine, honest, ND, NA. 7088 SWPGM. ATTRACTIVE, 5’9”, 160 LBS., brown/blue, sexy, hairy-chest. ISO guys, studs and young guys are a +. Burlingtonarea is nice, but will travel. 42 YO. 7082 DO I HAVE TO WEAR A SIGN? BIWM COLlege student, 20 YO, 6’2”, 200 lbs., red hair, cute, very fun, seeks BI or BICU M for casual dating, possible LTR. Seeking cute, masculine, A&F/jock, 18-22 YO, D/Dfree, NS. 7035

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SLIM, SENSUAL, KIND, LAID-BACK, FREEspirited, curious M desires warm, relaxed, sweet, intimate experience w/secure, open CU. Age unimportant. Be genuine, sincere, relaxed. Select singles considered. Call!

7464

MABIF LOOKING FOR BIF WHO ISN’T afraid to enjoy herself. Would love to be your first-time BI experience. I will be as nice or naughty as you like. Discretion as must. 7440 IF YOU ARE A RUGGED MA GUY W/A hairy chest and it is not getting the respect and attention it deserves, we need to talk. Good-looking, MA guy w/camp. South of Burlington. 7438 MAWBIM, NICE LOOKING, TALL, LOOKING for guys, MA, BI, S, for very discreet daytime fun. Must be drug/disease-free.

Please call. 7343 BICD, 140 LBS., 5’10”, AWESOME LEGS. Adores giving oral, some kink, too.

Shapely, hung/hot, w/sexy, extensive wardrobe. Seeking steady, healthy playmates, photographer. 7339 24 YO FEM BIF SEEKS FEM F, 21-27 YO for no-strings adult fun. 7286 WBIM, BEEN TOLD I’M CUTE. BURLINGton-area. Looking for tops and CUs, any age or size as long as you’re clean, D/Dfree. F most welcome. Let’s play! TV and CD are hot, too. 7256

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BIF LOOKING FOR F TO HAVE FUN WITH. Husband enjoys watching. Please, only serious respond. 7369

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SWM LOOKING FOR B OR HF FOR ADULT fun, no strings, no bs, discreet. Give me a try. 7459 SEEKING MATURE F W/A PENCHANT FOR lingerie and submissive sexual behavior.

This 35 YO dom aims to please. 7262 SWM SEEKS NAUGHTY F WITH NICE BUTT for much needed spanking. Must be under 40 YO and please, no heavies. I am clean and safe and won’t actually hurt you.

Let’s have some fun. Open to other ideas.

7187 INTENSE, NO-STRINGS-ATTACHED SEXUal pleasure available from clean, sane, attractive, uninhibited, versatile 40s M. CU and F only. Age not important. Must be clean, D/D-free. MA ladies a +. 7094

BI CURIOUS M LOOKING FOR F OR TV TO be their slave. Make me your one-night stand. Let’s make a movie at your place so we can watch later. All calls answered.

7181

DWM, 51 YO, HANDSOME, PROFESSIONAL, in-shape (sort of), seeks WF, 35-55 YO for occasional rendezvous, perhaps weekly or biweekly. Weeknight encounters are preferable. D/D-free. Have Viagra, will travel.

7038

BIWM LOOKING FOR GOOD BUDDY. NS, D/D-free, neat, clean. No commitments.

Just looking for good friends and good sex buddies. Serious inquiries only. If you call, have the stamina and be ready for fun. 7124

33 YO SUGAR DADDY SEEKING NEEDY, slim SF, under 40 YO, Asian a +. I am 6’2”, 195 lbs., brown/hazel, thickly hung SPM looking to expand my horizons, travel and have a great time! 6994

BI-CURIOUS M LOOKING FOR CU IN Burlington-area for hot threesomes.

Maybe summer fling. Age 35-50. Me: 44 YO, a little overweight, not bad, goodlooking. No heavies, please. Eager to please. 7089 BIM, CLEAN, SAFE, DISCREET, ISO MEN who would like to use. S&M, B&D, photos. One or more is OK. I’m 5’5, 135 lbs.

Interested, call and leave number. 7080 SOLITARY M, OLDER BUT STILL STRONG and thin, lives in country and seeks BIM or experimenting S for physical intimacy, friendship, instant relief or open-ended, your choice. Southern Addison County.

6852

just friends S HETERO M SEEKS S HETERO M TO GO to single scenes and strip clubs. The ladies are waiting. 7474 IT TAKES A VILLAGE. GWM WILLING TO donate for lesbian/CU. Involvement level negotiable. I am educated, drug-free and HIV -. Let’s chat! 7252

40 YO MAWM WOULD LIKE TO MEET AN older woman for friendship, conversation, leading to possibility of mutual pleasures.

Me: attractive, fit, endowed, imaginative.

You: 45-55 YO, under 150 lbs., adventurous, open-minded, safe, clean, discreet.

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GREEN SUBIE IN LINCOLN CENTER. I SEE many green subies and big smiles, who are you? Black leather brunette. 7477

I SPY ONE NAKED ELEVATOR RIDIN’, MARY Katherine Gallagher impersonatin’, stair slip-slidin’, Retronome booty shakin’, injury laughin’, “bad bad man” defeatin’, Mama to 3-legged Ella. 7476 I SPY GOLDIELOCKS DRIVING BLACK KIA. You are my goddess. Come meet the green Jeep driver sometime for some fun. 7475

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I’VE BEEN SEEING YOU STANDING STILL at every reggae show I’ve been to for the last five years. We’ve never exchanged words, but I’ve been keeping my eye on you. You are one beautiful sight for these sore eyes. I’ve been thinking of making my first “hello” when I get over myself and check for you at Pie-Casso. 7469 I USED TO SEE YOU STUDYING AT Muddys, then once at yoga. Your curly, dark hair, sexy eyes and skin I want to touch. It’s hard to get you out of my mind. Where did my yoga boy go? 7468 5/7, KRISTA, A CUSTOMER AT CITY Market: Your comment card made my shift, but your smile always makes my week! Maybe coffee or lunch sometime? J. 7467 BOOKSTORE RICHARD: I THINK YOU ARE beautiful. I’ll be shopping at Borders from now on. 7466 HIKER W/PRETTY DOG, SEEN IN WATERbury, 5/11. Smiled and said “hi”. Want to meet and hike? 7463 I SPY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN W/A GREAT smile, upper Church St., 5/8, 3:40 p.m.

Tall M, black fleece, said “hey” to you. I was near Old Navy side. Coffee? More smiles? 7462 BEAUTIFUL GODDESS NIKE (ROMAN translation): I’ve enjoyed our random group outings. Wishing to make it more one-on-one. For now, I’ll settle for seeing you at the gym. Your mere mortal admirer. 7461 FIERY REDHEAD W/TINGLING LIPS IN local library. You w/two guys, neither of which can make you as happy as I can.

Me: nice, sensitive guy behind counter. I think you’re great and beautiful. 7458 MY SPECIAL BEAR: SHE’S ALWAYS THERE. My rock, my star, we will go far! Isn’t it great? Number twenty-eight! So on this day, I’d like to say, its all for you and much love, too! 7455 I SPY A “B” WHO HAS WHIRLED INTO MY life, turning things all upside down and making me smile like a little girl spinning in a field of flowers. You win, I’m yours.

7454 ANDY: STOP THINKING INSIDE THE BOX. I liked the way you smelled. 7453 UR AWR: I LOVED PLAYING CHESS. I know you don’t play, but perhaps there’s something there to be found. A public place of course, confused? Start at the bottom and work your way up! 7452

5/2, VPB. I ASKED IF YOU HAD RELATIVES in Georgia and swore it wasn’t a really bad pick-up line, but it actually kind of was.

Maybe I can tell you who you remind me of over coffee some night? 7471

TROUBLE-MAKING TURKEY: PERPETUALLY looking forward to seeing your smiling face (among other things). I want to be your corner kitchen helper, naked maid and bitch. I love spoiling you, you know what it does to me. Your Bad Girl. 7450

BROOKE: LOVE YOU BABY, NOW YOU know I’d do, anything in the world for you. I spy my partner, lover, friend, amazer girl. As the winds of change blow: trust, believe. We’ll be your shore. MB and LB. 7470

AN ANIMAL-LOVING, SALT DRENCHING, clean car driving, blinds shut in the morning, socks at night wearing, Sex and the City watching, long distance calling beauty queen. Thank god for the time we had. I love you babe. 7449

I SPY A GIRL READING SEVEN DAYS AT Muddys, 5/12, 10 p.m. Me: girl playing chess at the table next to you. I had just won and the guy I was playing got mad.

You had a nice smile. 7447 MARTYA-COMPLEX SPIES SHE IN NEED OF rescue. Our walks have laid the groundwork for a good friendship. Do we now take the path towards the unknown?

I am homesick for a place I’ve never known. 7446 L TICKET BOOTH, LCT, GRAND ISLE: Please don’t look so forlorn and open your eyes. I have been crazy about you for a long time. There is the remains of the day. 7437 I SPY THE CUTEST BABY BUMPKIN EVER! You couldn’t make my world any better, even if you tried. You’re perfect, just the way you are. I love you millions, with my whole heart. 7435 LOOKING FOR THE 56 YO BURLINGTON M who advertised on Yahoo. He’s a Sagittarius, Buddhist/Taoist, carpenter/craftsman who likes to cook outdoors and loves music and animals. Hey, I like your sense of humor! 7434 CHARLOTTE, FERRY RD. CYCLIST, NOON on 4/30. Sorry about the raindrops but paddling is a wet sport. Thanks for the salute, the very thought of it makes me giggle. Have we met? 7367 MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF: HEY buddy, here’s to the powder days, TK @ 6 a.m., furry mittens and grossly over-tipping. See you in Telluride! Who played this? Yum, yeah, we’ll take another bottle. 7365 I MET YOU WHILE YOU WERE PAINTING the new Greers in Winooski. You had a painting business and also loved photography. I was the red head doing laundry every Wednesday. Can’t get you out of my mind. 7362 I SPY MY FUH-FUH, 3000 MILES AWAY. Happy birthday, big brother. Come back home, we’ll play cribbage and sing karaoke. 7361 I SPY A SEXY, CURVY BEAUTIFUL-AS-SHEis, curly-haired fiery woman who wants to be reincarnated as a house cat so she can play all night, receive affection, petting and love. This shy yet playful boy wants to shower you w/affection. 7360 4/27, RED-HATTED HOTTIE: OUTSIDE OF RiRas around 5 p.m. I spotted you drinking a beer. I have seen you many times and you’ve always caught my eye. 7359 IMMUNE SYSTEM IS SKILLET: THEY WORK for potato and lymph if they work for me!

So, mad allows the hounds to just share it. 7357 HEY TALL, BLONDE AND BEAUTIFUL: How about you walk w/me awhile? The best of times still lie ahead. Summer is coming and so are delightful evenings and wicked nights. Do you see a scratch?

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4/27, VERY CUTE GIRL AT B. WINDS. I was at the bar, talked to you about ripoff tickets. Me and my friend bought you a drink. You and I were both drinking Blue Light. 7355

SILVER, SOLDERED GLASSES GIRL W/ beautiful gray/green eyes. I met you a year and a half ago w/threesome on my mind. You wooed me w/your wily ways and now you own my heart. 7266

CHISELED, BLONDE DUDE THAT WORKS AT Steven & Burns, Body Garage. You are always on the treadmill. Aren’t you tired?

7353

JOHN... THE ONE-LEGGED SPIDER MAN. The hero is gone, everyone knows who you are. The web you weave is tangled.

Your web-slinging days are over. Coming out of the funny papers has it’s price.

Hickiechick. 7263

YOU: TALL, SLENDER WOMAN, BLOND hair. Working at the lawyers office downtown. ME: chillin’ at the beach BFFE! Miss you. 7352 THE FARMHOUSE WITH THE BUMPER boats: You lifted your arm to give me change. I was overcome w/desire for the brown locks which issued forth from thine underarms. I pray your southern regions are similarly adorned. Pity a desperate man. 7351 I SPY A BEAUTIFUL SIREN WORKING AT Kit Cornell. You sold me a cap, recently.

Let’s have a coffee sometime and get to know each other better. 7349 I SPY A 12” GIZMO IN A GREEN JEEP and working it at Akes! Maybe we can rendezvous “atop the trees”, you know where to find us! 7348 ERIC: HAVE ANY MORE GLASS BALLS? ‘Cuz I’m ready to buy. Was attached, now S. Let’s play pool and I’ll wear those pants. Love, your other Indian princess, Jen. 7342 HANDSOME, SILVER AUDI DUDE AT Waterfront Park, 4/21. Sitting on the bench, watching the regatta was beautiful, but a birthday party pulled me away too soon and I really wanted to say hi.

Coffee or tea? 7287 IN FRONT OF CITY MARKET: I SAID YOU were b-b-beautiful, which you are and which does not incline me to leave a “crossing of paths” to chance. I like you, do you like me? Let’s see. 7285 OUTBACK, BURLINGTON, 4/23, AROUND 6 p.m. You were sitting at the bar having cheesy fries. You said too bad they didn’t have a half size. Me: blonde w/a guy friend. Meet for fries? 7283 ATTRACTIVE BLONDE WALKING LITTLE Charlie on the bike path near Ledgewood, 4/24. I was the green-eyed guy in the yellow cap that said hello. The puppy was spooked, were you? If not, I’d love go for a stroll sometime. 7278 4/23, SEAN, THE FENCE GUY WHO HAD to leave McKee’s. I lost your number but can’t seem to get you out of my mind.

Find me. Heather in the yellow trench coat. 7277 4/22, PIMP AND HO PARTY AT 135. JOE from St. Mikes. Sorry for the Cinderella stunt, maybe we could try to suffocate each other w/our lips again sometime.

Your shirt this time? 7276

4/15, ARCHIBALD JOGGER: SAW YOU AT the top of Archibald along the cemetery.

You shot me the most beautiful smile while jogging past me in my driveway.

We’ve both said, “hi.” How about a conversation? 7206 YOU SEE ME HIGH UP ON THE MOUNTAIN, in desolation, in solitude. I walk through the sun. I am sunlight myself. In beauty, I shall walk. In beauty, you shall be my picture. In beauty, you shall be my song.

7205 SHOE SHOP, BEN & JERRY’S THEN BROOKS. You: Carrying Old Navy bag. Me: on a big scooter. Sunday, 4/17. Would you like to go out sometime? 7201 IF YOU ARE CURIOUSLY 50, GIVE ME A wink. Would like to talk more, please be in touch. I am intelligent and inquisitive and enjoy being outside the box. 7196 THE SEXIEST MOTHER FOCKER IN BURlington. You: green or blue eyes (depending on the clothes you’re wearing), tendency to stumble/fall, witty and sarcastic and the greatest friend anyone could have. Me: the luckiest nugget ever.

I SPY A HOME DEPOT HONEY, 4/19. YOU were looking for shelving and I couldn’t find electrical. I looked for you on my way out but you vanished. If there’s no handyman in your life call me. 7190 CHRISTINE, YOU OWN AN AUSSIE/COLLIE cross and were in Bristol, 4/18. You admired my Aussie in the back of my Subaru. Care to chat more? 7189 FLETCHER FREE LIBRARY GUY, 4/29. YOU assigned me an “easy” pin code. You have a1x2-Girlsgonewild051805 beautiful smile. Would love to chat.

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Healthy Living Natural Foods is looking for a part-time addition to our Supplement Department! Applicants should be experienced in natural health motivated, and able to work with a team. Our close-knit department is made up of people who have a working knowledge of natural health, are energetic and flexible.

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Server/Kitchen Assistant Every other weekend. Set up dining room and serve family-style noon meals. Assist in kitchen including clean up. 6 hours/Saturday, Sunday.

Part-time position available to assist the Preschool Teacher with the implementation of our preschool programs located at our Hiawatha and Summit Street Elementary Schools. Position pays $10.88/ hour for approximately 21 hours/week during the school year. Qualified candidates must hold a minimum of an Associate’s degree and have experience working with preschool-aged children.

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Call Abby to inquire about joining our team of people devoted to the fun and art of food. (802) 496-8856.

CRISIS CLINICIAN Full-time Seeking Master’s level mental health clinician for mobile psychiatric crisis team. Full-time position is a four-day workweek, with excellent benefits. Focus is on assessment and triage for adults in the community, office or over the phone.

Resume by 5/27/05 to:

Jim Huitt 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 We welcome and encourage minorities, women and people with disabilities to apply. EOE/TTY

LEGAL ASSISTANT/ OFFICE MANAGER

Office Manager Make a difference for children while putting your office skills to work! Energetic administrative support person needed who can juggle a wide range of tasks. Excellent phone manner and solid word processing/data entry skills required. Must be able to work well under pressure, stay organized and manage multiple priorities with a smile. 37.5 hours/week, flex time, flex benefits, generous vacation.

AMERICAN FLATBREAD at Lareau Farm is looking for the right person to lead the restaurant kitchen in Waitsfield. We are looking for someone with a high level of respect for food integrity and quality. A team player and someone who loves the excitement of a busy restaurant. 35-40 hours/week. Hourly compensation and benefits.

MAINTENANCE WORKER Full-time position, 12 month. Needed for a school environment an energetic, positive, flexible, self-motivated, capable of building maintenance and grounds work. Must be able to lift 50 lbs and have a good driving record. Must enjoy being around teenagers and supervise student work program. Maintenance experience preferred. Hours: Mon-Fri, 6:30am to 3:00pm. Pay range $10-13 per hour, depending on experience. Eligible for benefits, sick, and vacation time.

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James Brown, Facilities Supervisor 9505 Williston Road, Williston, VT 05495 Fax: 802-434-6938 • Email: jbrown@pineridgeschool.com Please, no phone calls.

Experienced legal assistant/office manager for Burlington one lawyer general practice, with emphasis on family law. Successful candidate should be self-motivated, have excellent people skills and be proficient in WordPerfect and the Timeslips Billing program. Benefits available.

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PO Box 5360 Burlington, VT 05402-5360

Since 1977, Burton Snowboards has been driven to create the best snowboarding equipment in the world. We believe in a strong work ethic and are committed to working as a team to achieve our goals and can truly say this is appreciated by everyone in the company.

PRODUCT LOGISTICS ANALYST In this role you will coordinate, maintain and analyze product delivery schedules and support the Product Logistics Supervisor in vendor communication, compliance, and tracking delivery of product throughout the supply chain. Responsibilities include assuring global delivery schedules are met, creating and maintaining vendor purchase orders, set-up of inventory material records, supporting logistic-related costing data, tracking/trouble shooting shipments, and supporting communications with vendors and product managers. Qualified candidates will have a Bachelor’s degree in Business, Finance, Accounting, and/or the equivalent combination of education and experience. A minimum of three years experience in traffic, inventory, purchasing, accounting and/or related field preferred. This position requires superior analytical, organizational and inter-personal communication skills, the ability to work independently handling rapidly changing priorities, and superior prioritization, problem-solving, and decision-making abilities.

Experience with Microsoft Excel required. Experience with SAP a plus.

Prefer candidates with an understanding of snowboarding products and the industry.

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BUDGET AND PLANNING ANALYST Cornell Trading, Inc., a national retailer and wholesale distributor of April Cornell apparel and housewares, is searching for an experienced Budget and Planning Analyst.

Responsibilities include: preparing the company’s budgets and reprojections, analyzing and distributing actual results, preparing monthly store sales goals and assisting in preparation of financial presentations.

Qualified candidates will have at least three years accounting, budgeting and planning experience along with advanced Excel skills. Great Plains general ledger, F9 and FRX software experience a plus. Successful candidates must have excellent communication and prioritization skills and be detail oriented.

Please send cover letter, resume and salary requirements to (fax) 802-4051035 or email jobs@cornell-trading.com.

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ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS BURLINGTON SCHOOLS SVD6582 Prevention Coord.

COLCHESTER SD Malletts Bay School SVD6497 Asst. Principal

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU Fairfield Center School SVD5993 After School Prog. Site Ldr. B.F.A. St. Albans SVD5336 Principal (9-12)

BARRE SU SVD6559 Dir. of Curr. (Antic.)

TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON SCHOOLS SVD6369 ESL SVD6384 Subs (5) Burlington High School SVD6130 Hockey, Soccer, X-C Coaches (3) SVD6198 School Nurse SVD6394 Tech. Ed. Tchr.

SVD6585 Tutor – 20 hrs/wk C P Smith Elementary SVD6231 1.0 FTE SPED Tchr.

Edmunds Elementary SVD6131 ESL LT Sub. Edmunds Middle School SVD5999 Health Asst. Para.

SVD5924 LT Sub. French Gr. 6/7/8 SVD6552 SPED Tchr.

Hunt Middle School SVD6354 LT Sub. in Science SVD6355 Math Tchr.

SVD6368 SPED Tchr. – Antic.

J.J. Flynn Elementary SVD6583 P/T Para. – Summer Prog.

Lawrence Barnes SVD6551 0.8 FTE School Nurse SVD6232 LT Sub. for P.E. ONTOP SVD6584 School Psychologist SVD6332 SPED Tchr.

Ira Allen Building SVD6586 Admin. Asst.

COLCHESTER SD Colchester Middle School SVD6496 Reading Spec. 50% FTE SVD6493 SPED Tchr.

Colchester High School SVD6492 504 Case Manager 25% FTE SVD6485 Art Tchr. 60% FTE SVD6484 Athletic Dir. 60% FTE SVD6486 Engl./Soc. Studies Tchr. 40% FTE SVD6487 Math Tchr. 40% FTE SVD6488 Music Tchr. 40% FTE SVD6489 Phys. Ed. Tchr. 20% FTE SVD6491 Physics Tchr. 20% FTE SVD6490 Spanish Tchr. 40% FTE

SOUTH BURLINGTON SD SVD6043 .5 FTE – Preschool/EEE Tchr.

SVD5945 School Psychologist South Burlington High School SVD6580 .50 FTE – Drivers’ Ed. Tchr.

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Chamberlin School SVD6525 .5 FTE – Special Educator

ADDISON CENTRAL SU SVD6544 Elem. School Music Tchr.

Middlebury Union Middle School SVD6170 SPED Tchr.

Bridport Elementary School SVD6125 Guidance Counselor SVD5959 Library/Media Spec. (.4 FTE)

Cornwall Elementary School SVD6521 Grade 5 Tchr. (Antic) Hannaford Career Center SVD6458 Agriculture Instructor Salisbury Community School SVD5982 Music Tchr.

Weybridge Elementary School SVD6022 .6 FTE Learning Spec.

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SVD5705 Speech/Lang. Ther.

Fairfield Center School SVD5418 Speech/Lang. Path. 05/06 SY St. Albans City School SVD6476 Maintenance Tech.

SVD5983 Phys. Ed. Tchr. LTS (Antic.)

SVD6475 School Nurse or Assoc. Nurse St. Albans Town School SVD5796 Remedial Tchr. (LT Sub, 8/05-10/05) B.F.A. St. Albans SVD6477 Accounting Svcs. Super.

SVD6462 Business Ed. Tchr.

SVD6442 Case Manager SVD6514 Coop. Tech. Ed. Coord SVD6513 Tech. Ctr. English Tchr.

FRANKLIN WEST SU Bellows Free Academy Fairfax SVD6547 Antic. .5 Elem. Health Tchr.

SVD6548 Antic. .5 Reading Recov. Tchr.

SVD6261 Antic. Behavior Spec. – SPED SVD6545 Antic. Elem. Tchr.

SVD6549 Building & Grounds Super.

SVD6561 Computer & Network Tech.

SVD5895 HS Para. Professional SVD6257 MS Lang. Arts Georgia Elementary – MS SVD6573 Admin. Asst.

SVD6572 Grade 6 Tchr. – LT Sub. SVD6574 Guidance Admin. Asst. (PT) SVD6571 MS Guidance – LT Sub. SVD5800 Speech/Lang. Path.

BARRE SU Barre Town Middle and Elem SVD6058 Grade 7 Math Tchr. (.50 FTE) SVD6109 Grade 7 World Geo. Tchr.

SVD6529 Kinder. Tchr. (Antic. – 3) SVD6215 Licensed Special Educ. (Antic. – 2) SVD6558 Reading Rec. Tchr. (Antic.)

Barre City Elem. & MS SVD6437 Primary Grade Tchr.

SVD6159 Engl. Lang Arts Curr. Spec. (K-8) Spaulding HS & Barre Tech. Ctr. Campus SVD6303 LT Sub. Science Tchr.

SPRINGFIELD SD SVD5538 Speech/Lang. Path.

SVD6406 Speech/Lang. Path.

Springfield High School SVD6181 English Tchr. (2) SVD6412 Occup. Develop Tchr.

SVD6564 ODP Civics Tchr.

SVD6410 Phys. Ed. Tchr.

Riverside Middle School SVD6367 Plant Supervisor SVD6408 SPED Tchr.

Elm Hill School SVD6562 Elem. Grade 4/5 Tchr.

River Valley Tech. Center SVD6411 Coop. Tech. Ed. Tchr. – Coord.

SVD6171 Culinary Arts Instr.

Early Essential Education SVD6563 EEE Tchr.

CHITTENDEN EAST SU Brewster Pierce Mem. School SVD6527 .2FTE Elem. For. Lang. Tchr.

Camel’s Hump Middle School SVD6026 Antic. Gr. 5/6 Reading Tchr.

SVD6028 Antic. Gr. 7/8 Math/Science Tchr.

SVD6025 Antic. Gr. 7/8 Reading Tchr.

SVD6029 Antic. Lang. Arts/Soc. Studies Tchr.

Underhill Central Elem SVD6568 Individual Asst.

SVD6129 Antic. Speech/Lang. Path.

SVD6116 LT Sub. Elem. Guid. Couns. 80%

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU SVD6221 Preschool Tchr.

SVD6540 Preschool Teaching Asst.

SVD6539 School Nurse SVD6560 SPED – Integration Spec.

Albert D. Lawton Interm. School SVD6223 Math Tchr.

Hiawatha Elem. School SVD6374 Phys. Ed. Ctr. for Technology, Essex SVD6375 English Tchr.

SVD6345 Human Res. Asst.

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU Williston School District SVD5883 SPED Para.

Charlotte Central School SVD6242 First Grade SVD6245 Intermediate – Perm.

SVD6244 Intermediate Tchr. – 1 yr SVD6278 Intermediate Tchr. – LT. Sub starting 5/05 SVD5770 School Nurse SVD6243 Special Educator – 1 yr Champlain Valley Union HS SVD6314 Audio/Video Coord.

SVD5964 Business Tchr. – 1/2 Time SVD6512 Food Service Position SVD6132 For. Lang. 1/2 time Latin SVD6316 PT “Youth Prevention Educator”

ORLEANS CENTRAL SU Albany Community School SVD5856 Guidance Counselor Lake Region Union HS SVD6395 English-Perm. PT SVD6397 Math-(1 yr) 05-06 SY SVD6392 Soc. Studies – Perm. PT

RUTLAND CITY SCHOOLS Northeast Primary SVD5568 Elem. Tchr., Grade 1 SVD5570 Elem. Tchr., Grade 2 SVD5567 SPED Tchr.

SVD6383 Speech/Lang. Path.

Northwest Primary SVD6188 Library Para.

SVD5566 Speech/Lang. Path.

Rutland Interm. School SVD5574 Elem. Tchr., Grade 6 Rutland Middle School SVD5577 French Tchr. (Dual Cert. Prfd.)

SVD5892 Guidance Counselor SVD5578 Ind. Arts/Tech. Ed. SVD5576 Spanish Tchr. (Dual Cert. Prfd.)

SVD6535 SPED Tchr.

Rutland High School SVD5580 Science Tchr.

SVD6567 Speech/Lang. Path.

SUCCESS School SVD5974 Soc. Studies/SPED Stafford Tech. Center SVD6538 Adult Ed. Secretary SVD5583 Coop. Ed. Instructor SVD6536 Digital Arts Instructor SVD6537 Mechanical Cluster Paraeducator SVD6534 Speech/Lang. Path.

Longfellow Administration SVD5564 Music Tchr. (1 yr, 2 locations)

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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT to President, International Police Executive Symposium (www.ipes.info), a not-for-profit educational corporation.

Competence and experience in corresponding globally, expertise in Internet, flexibility in hours and ability to work independently from one’s home are necessary.

Are you looking for a creative, rewarding job?

The Children’s Literacy Foundation (CLiF) is a nonprofit organization dedicated to nurturing a love of reading and writing among children throughout New Hampshire and Vermont.

As CLiF’s Communications Coordinator you would increase public awareness of CLiF’s programs and events and communicate with clients utilizing diverse media tools. You would also help expand CLiF’s fundraising capacity and enhance development capabilities.

WHEN & WHERE: The position runs from July 25, 2005 to July 26, 2006. The work will take place at the CLiF office in Waterbury Center, VT, although some work may be done at home. Basic health care included.

THE

Seeking a single adult or couple in the Burlington area to open their home to an energetic and engaging 16-year-old teen with many interests.

He needs assistance with structure and followthrough. Generous compensation and training.

Must be willing to become a licensed foster family.

Essex Junction School District Essex High School Center for Technology, Essex

2005-06 E DUCATOR VACANCIES We are now accepting applications for the following positions:

WHO: CLiF is seeking a motivated individual interested in working with the organization while serving as an AmeriCorps*VISTA member.

Duncan McDougall, CLiF Executive Director 802-244-0944 • childrens.literacy@verizon.net www.clifonline.org

Converse Home Would you like to work in an elegant retirement home in downtown Burlington?

Seeking Resident Care Assistants and Dining Room Assistants for part-time positions and Receptionist(s).

If interested, contact Colleen at 862-0401.

Contact Michelle at Casey Family Services 800-244-1408.

Immediate employment. Call 802-865-3611 or 802-598-3680 (c) or email dilipkd@aol.com.

If you are interested in learning more about this opportunity, please contact:

Family for Teen

English Teacher (.50 to .625 FTE) Latin Teacher (full-time) Math Teacher (.50 FTE) Physical Education Teacher (.45 FTE) Preschool Teacher (.60 FTE) School Nurse (full-time) Special Educator - Integration Specialist (full-time) For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

EOE

We’re Hiring – Join Our Team!

Demo Coordinator/Speciality Goods Stocker Do you have at least a year of food experience, a healthy set of taste buds, a sense of humor and great customer service skills? Join our Merchandising Department full-time assisting with sampling events, working with our vendors, stocking our specialty goods (beer & wine), and providing superior internal and external customer service.

Team players wanted!

We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! EOE. Fill out an application at Customer Service or send your resume via email or snail-mail to: CITY MAR KET–HR 82 S. Wi no o sk i Ave ., Sui te 2 Bu r li ng ton, VT 05401 Job s@ci t ym ar k e t.c o op

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EMPLOYMENT Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

Shared Living Providers Needed Online @ 7Dclassifieds.com Join a dedicated, community staff team!

Small, privately owned Burlington residential program for young adults with range of disabilities seeks experienced staff for house shifts and residents' weekday job coaching and social/recreation activities.

Individualized, innovative, community-focused client services. Part-time jobs available.

Send resume/cover letter to: Jean McCandless, House Administrator, 1410 Hinesburg Road, South Burlington, VT 05403 by May 27. Call (802) 862-8665 (evenings) or email jmccand@together.net.

Howard Community Services has an ongoing need for caring and responsible team players to provide homes and support to persons with developmental disabilities. All positions offer excellent, tax-free compensation, generous respite funds, rent, training, and the opportunity to work with a supportive team. You must live in Chittenden County if you are interested in having a person live in your home.

Contact Kathy at 802-865-6173 for more information about these wonderful opportunities or for general information about this program. We currently have an opening for the following situation: In your home: Looking for a full-time home provider for a sweet and slightly shy woman in her late 40’s who enjoys shopping, crafts and exercise. She needs assistance with life skills such as cooking, using the phone and other household responsibilities. Her family lives in the area and spends time with her as well. This is an excellent opportunity for someone who would like to be a mentor/companion!

In the Client’s home – Live-in Caregiver needed: Easy-going and charming middle-aged man who has a developmental disability is looking for a full-time housemate/support provider/caregiver to live with him in his comfortable condo in South Burlington. This is an excellent opportunity for someone who is interested in assisting an individual with improving his independent living skills.

Residential Instructor Excellent opportunity to work with adolescents with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and Attachment difficulties, while receiving clinical supervision, participation in staff meetings, and working as part of a dynamic and skilled team. Applicants must have exceptional crisis management skills and be experienced in working with adolescents with developmental and psychiatric disabilities. Position is part-time (25.5 hours/week) and comes with medical and dental benefits as well as mileage reimbursement and a competitive hourly wage. Must be able to work weekend hours and provide transportation for clients.

Please send cover letter and resume to Mark Margolis, MA or call 802-860-3579 for more information.

Training Specialist 20-hour position available working w/ a 20-year-old male in the community. Interests include cars, animals, socializing, hunter’s safety, and job-skill development. Provide guidance in accessing community resources and work with a team of professionals. Position is M-F during the day. Work w/a supportive team and have ongoing training opportunities. Must have valid driver’s license and dependable transportation.

Excellent benefits. Please email resume and cover letter to BrianT@HowardCenter.org.

Media Sales

95 Triple X and WVMT are adding to our small, successful sales staff. Entry level sales list. Media sales experience and four-year college degree preferred. Media buyers encouraged to apply.

Additional skills required: personal drive and professionalism, exceptional customer service, proficient in MS Word, EXCEL and PageMaker.

Mail, fax, or email your resume to:

Christine Miller, PO Box 620, Colchester, VT 05446.

FAX: 802-655-1329. chris@95triplex.com.

No phone calls. EOE.

Specialized Community Support Worker Work with a 50-year-old male for 20 hours per week in the community. Interests include horseback riding, archery, bowling, and exploring the community. Position is M-F during the day. Provide guidance in accessing community resources and work with a team of professionals. Work w/a supportive team and have ongoing training opportunities. Must have valid driver’s license and dependable transportation.

Excellent benefits. Please email resume and cover letter to BrianT@HowardCenter.org.

Administrative Assistant Individual with good organizational skills, attention to detail, and the ability to multitask needed to provide administrative support to HCS division. Administrative duties include managing staff screening processes and information using databases and spreadsheets, assist with other recruitment processes, front desk coverage, organizing and distributing information to staff, filing, and word processing. Must have strong communication skills and be organized, detail-oriented and flexible. Please send resumes to Lynette Loges by May 23 or email LynetteL@HowardCenter.org.

Residential Instructor Feel wonderful about your work each day while enjoying a great compensation and benefits package, team support and training opportunities! This position offers a conscientious, detail- & team-oriented individual the chance to work with a fun-loving and energetic team of staff providing residential support and training to six developmentally disabled adults in basic living, vocational, social and community activities. Responsibilities also include personal care and household duties. Weekend and weekday hours. Valid driver’s license and dependable transportation a must. Send resumes to Brandi Corrigan or email BrandiCO@HowardCenter.org.

Respite Provider Needed Our dynamic and supportive team is seeking a compassionate and energetic person to provide respite support to a 58-year-old man with developmental and physical disabilities. This support will be in the Barre area and includes personal care. Support can be provided in his home or your wheelchair-accessible home, on weekends or weeknights. Experience with DD population and behavioral issues desirable.

Client-specific training provided. Valid driver’s license and reliable transportation a must. Excellent compensation provided. Please contact Jessica at 652-2135 for more information.

Specialized Community Support Worker – Part-time Gain valuable experience in the human service field and have fun exploring outdoor activities. Exciting opportunity to provide 25-30 hours per week of community-based support to a dually diagnosed 20year-old man. Support needs include assistance with social, educational, vocational and leisure activities.

Competitive salary and benefits package. Experience in the human service field preferred, ongoing training opportunities are provided. Must have valid driver’s license and dependable transportation.

Resumes to Alysia Rishforth or email AlysiaR@HowardCenter.org.

*** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply ***

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Experienced

Cafe 206 is looking for a

Manager to help open and run a coffee house/ice cream parlor in Vergennes. Barista experience a plus.

Call 802-877-6897 for more information.

Prep Cooks Dishwashers

S A L E S R E P R E S E N TAT I V E

We are looking to fill the following positions:

Prep Cooks • Dishwashers Pub Cooks • Housekeepers

excellent pay APPLY IN PERSON AT

The Point has an immediate opening for a sales representative in the South Burlington Office. No sales experience is required but previous sales experience is useful. We will train the right person. Duties include servicing and growing an existing account list and finding new business.

If you love to work with existing clients and develop new business, email your resume and cover letter to Caroline Scribner at caroline@pointfm.com.

If you enjoy working in a fast-paced environment then we are the place for you. Students welcome! Please apply to: 30 Main St., Gateway Square, Burlington

Salena Line, HR Mgr., Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT 05403 email: salena@windjammergroup.com

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Editorial/ Production Assistant ARD, Inc. (www.ardinc.com), an international consulting firm headquartered in Burlington, VT, has an opening for an Editorial/Production Assistant to become part of the firm’s proposal and report preparation team.

This is a junior-level position, but requires good editing skills, strong attention to detail, and ability to handle a heavy workload under tight deadlines. The ability to cooperate effectively in a team environment and juggle multiple priorities is an absolute necessity. Requirements include excellent computer skills and ability to work professionally in an MS Office PC environment. Editing and/or document production experience is preferred.

To apply: Please email (preferred) a letter of application and complete resume to:

homeofficejobs@ardinc.com.

Please type in HO-EPA in the subject line or FAX to C. Donner at 802-658-4247. Applicants must complete the U.S. Department of Labor’s Employment Opportunity form (available at: http://www.ardinc.com/ careers/eeform.php) using Job Code: HO-EPA. Applications that do not meet the minimum requirements listed above will not be considered. No phone calls will be accepted.

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Sales Representatives Northeast Broadcasting Company, owner & operator of 7 radio stations in the St. Albans, Burlington and Middlebury area, is expanding its sales and marketing operations.

We’re looking for experienced Sales Representatives for our Burlington and St. Albans operations center. If you have previous advertising or business-tobusiness sales experience, then we’d be interested in talking with you about this opportunity.

Our company continues to experience significant growth and this is a great time for someone to join us and develop a profitable and fulfilling career. You’ll work closely with small- to medium-sized businesses developing effective advertising and promotional strategies.

We offer start-up guarantees, generous commission structures, medical insurance and a company-supported retirement plan.

Sales and Traffic Assistant Northeast Broadcasting Company, owner & operator of 7 radio stations in the greater Burlington area, is looking for a Sales and Traffic Assistant for its Burlington operations center. This is a full-time position with salary and benefits. The job requires strong computer skills including creative abilities in Word, Publisher, Excel and Power Point. You’ll also be the front-line contact person for the radio stations and work closely with a team of up to 12 account executives.

Great Summer Jobs at YMCA Camp Abnaki Come work at YMCA Camp Abnaki this summer.

Enjoy being outdoors, having fun, and working at a great camp right on Lake Champlain. Camp Abnaki is a resident camp for boys located 30 minutes north of Burlington in North Hero, VT. All positions run for 9 weeks beginning around June 15th and ending on August 16th. Room and Board are provided, great training, salary and a friendly working environment!

Arts & Crafts Director Help campers explore art and their creative side. Oversee our arts program at camp.

Responsibilities include teaching art classes and providing support to evening and weekend programs.

Assistant Waterfront Director Spend the summer on the Lake! Help ensure all safety precautions and emergency procedures are developed and communicated to staff. Maintain all waterfront equipment and supplies. Supervise all waterfront staff and ensure quality of waterfront instruction.

Adhere to all ACA standards. Qualifications: 21 years old, WSI, lifeguarding certified.

Program Manager Please email your resume to phill.orth@nebcast.com or send them to Northeast Broadcasting, 372 Dorsett Street, South Burlington, VT 05403.

EOE

Oversee the day-to-day program logistics of our main camp program. Responsibilities include: coordination of cabin activities, camper activity periods, staff free-time assignments and staff days off, and off-site trips, while ensuring programs adhere to all ACA standards. The Program Director is a key member of the leadership team at Camp Abnaki. Qualifications: 21 years old.

For more information, please call Jon at the Greater Burlington YMCA, 802 862-9622, ext. 129 EOE

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EMPLOYMENT New England Culinary Institute staff members thrive on the energy and excitement of being part of a leader in culinary education. Every staff member at NECI contributes to our students’ educational experience.

ROOFERS & LABORERS Year-round, full-time positions. Good wages & benefits. Women & minorities encouraged to apply.

Assistant General Manager HELP WANTED Part and full-time, weekends and weekdays

PREP/DISH PERSON

Apply in person at: A.C. Hathorne Co., 252 Ave. C, Williston, VT, 862-6473

Apply at Sakura 2 Church Street, Burlington

HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES

Substitute Residential Worker: Compassionate, dependable individuals needed to work as substitutes for all shifts including sleep and awake overnights working with adults who are considered to have mental illness and co-occurring disorders. Submit resume attn: Lis Mickenberg.

Howard Center for Human Service 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 ** We welcome and encourage minorities, women and people with disabilities to apply. EOE/TTY ** Please visit www.howardcenter.org to see all current job opportunities.

NECI Commons, Burlington The Assistant Restaurant Manager is responsible for assisting the General Manager in ensuring maximum guest satisfaction, creation of a quality educational environment and maximum profitability of NECI Commons. The ideal candidate will lead by example and continually motivate and envelop managers, supervisors, employees and students. Other responsibilities include ensuring the hiring, satisfaction and retention of employees by communicating the high standards of NECI, and striving to develop a culture within the restaurant that inspires energy, excitement, fun, and acknowledgement, resulting in overall guest and student satisfaction. The ideal candidate has an industry-specific Bachelor’s degree and 3-5 years progressively responsible experience in both Front and Back of house in a high-volume, fast-paced operation. Please send resume and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu.

General Manager, Restaurants Inn at Essex, Essex The General Manager works with the Food and Beverage Director, Butler’s Managers, Tavern Manager, Executive Chef and Inn at Essex Management team to ensure maximum guest satisfaction, the creation of quality educational environment and staff satisfaction. This position takes a lead role in teaching the operations management class, including curriculum development.

Other responsibilities include evaluating business levels, developing and implementing plans for continuous improvement and growth, and take part in developing and maintaining a culture that inspires pride and professionalism resulting in overall guest satisfaction. Qualifications include a Bachelor’s degree, knowledge of wine and spirits, and 5-7 years industry experience. Please send resume and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu.

Restaurant/Lab Supervisor Inn at Essex, Essex The Restaurant Supervisor works with the Butler’s Restaurant Manager to ensure maximum guest satisfaction, the creation of a quality educational environment and maximum profitability in Butler’s Restaurant. Responsibilities include overseeing service in the dining room, enforcing standards of service, assisting the 2nd year Operations Management students, and adequate supervision of Butler’s employees as appropriate. This position supports a culture within Butler’s that inspires energy, excitement, fun and acknowledgment, resulting in overall guest satisfaction.

Please send resume and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu.

Front-of-the-House Restaurant Manager Main Street Grill, Montpelier Seeking an enthusiastic, outgoing, experienced restaurant person for supervision of operations/ staff while ensuring maximum guest satisfaction. This is a full-time position. Qualifications include excellent communication skills, professionalism and administrative skills. Bachelor’s degree (BA) preferred. Applicants should have basic food, spirit and wine knowledge. Offer full benefits including vacation pay, health insurance, health club membership and 401K plan. Please send resume and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu.

Restaurant Manager/Instructor Main Street Grill, Montpelier Works with the Food & Beverage Director to ensure maximum guest satisfaction, creation of a quality educational environment and maximum profitability in the restaurant. Instructs students, motivates and develops staff and students. Must have a minimum of a BA degree and/or two years related experience as well as malt beverage, spirit and wine knowledge. Please send resume and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu.

Admissions Representative Montpelier Campus Join our growing prepared foods department!

SHIFT SUPERVISOR Coordinate labor, receive and place orders, assist in monitoring finance. Experience in a commercial kitchen essential, supervisory experience important. Full-time with benefits.

SALAD PREP Prepare, maintain & merchandise our salad bar. Strong communication skills desired.

Experience a plus but will train motivated candidates. 20 hours or more/week.

SERVICE STAFF Attend to customer needs at our sandwich, smoothie and coffee station. Ability to multitask, attention to detail, friendly and outgoing personality. Experience a plus but will train motivated candidates. 20 hours or more/week.

Email or send resume to: lauraslavin@hotmail.com, Middlebury Natural Foods Co-op 1 Washington Street Middlebury, VT 05753 or call 802-388-7276.

Seeking a creative, energetic person to contact prospective students. Must be outgoing and comfortable with telemarketing-type role. Experience in admissions, telemarketing or sales strongly desired. Knowledge of food industry a plus. Attention to detail, initiative, strong interpersonal and writing skills a must. Schedule includes two Saturdays per month and two evenings per week on our Montpelier campus. Please send resume and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu.

Tavern Sous Chef Inn at Essex, Essex Outgoing personality and good communication skills necessary. Responsible for maintaining sanitation quality, food quality, chef’s professional standards and all other chef duties in the chef’s absence. Assists in managing the kitchen staff, providing the overall direction, coordination, and evaluation of the kitchen. Qualifications: Associate’s degree (A. A.) or equivalent from twoyear college or technical school, and 2 to 4 years related experience and/or training; or equivalent combination of education and experience. Must have experience that provides evidence that the candidate has (1) a good understanding of the role of the On-Site Sous Chef and the higher education process; (2) the ability to analyze problems and recommend solutions; (3) the ability to communicate effectively with others, both orally and in writing; and (4) the ability to exercise mature judgment. Experience should also include progressively responsible managerial experience as a Line Cook and Sous Chef. Please send resume and letter of interest to tomb@neci.edu or apply in person at The Inn at Essex, 70 Essex Way, Essex, Vermont.

Cook Husky Location This regular, full-time position is at Husky located in Milton, Vermont. The Cook position is responsible for providing excellent customer service by preparing hot entrees within the Husky guidelines.

These entrees will be provided for that staff, approximately 30 – 40 individuals, during the evening and weekend shifts. This position must adhere to all state and NECI guidelines for sanitation. Please apply in person at Husky Injection Molding Systems, 288 North Rd, Milton, Vermont.

EOE

Share our passion for culinary arts? Visit www.neci.edu

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Microcomputer Specialist C HITTENDEN C ENTRAL SUPERVISORY U NION Part-time position available starting July 1, 2005 to serve our Westford School by performing a variety of specialized computer installation and support functions. Position pays $13.78/hour for 20 hours (2? days) per week. For additional information and to apply, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). Deadline: May 25, 2005. Send letter of interest, resume and references to:

Chittenden Central Supervisory Union 21 New England Drive Essex Junction VT, 05452 EOE

Head Teller

JOB CASE MANAGER:

The Head Teller oversees the Teller area. Ideal candidate will have excellent communication and problem-solving skills. Must be friendly, personable, and possess great attention to detail and accuracy. Experience in a comparable field necessary.

Competitive salary and excellent benefits package, including generous combined time-off policy. Please reply with cover letter and resume to:

careers@oppsvt.org

GD at Spectrum One Stop 177 Pearl Street Burlington, VT 05401

or mail to:

Human Resources Opportunities Credit Union 18 Pearl Street Burlington, VT 05401

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Must be able to balance dual roles of mental health clinician and vocational support. Must be a strong advocate,comfortable with care coordination and working in the community. Driver’s license and reliable vehicle required. Master’s preferred. Please send resume and cover letter to:

Spectrum is an EOE.

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PART-TIME COACHING POSITIONS Fall 2005 and Spring 2006 semesters The Athletics Department announces openings in the following part-time, nonbenefited positions:

Self-employed? Tired of the paperwork? No work in the winter? Join our growing company and we’ll take care of the insurance, the taxes and the benefits. Immediate full-time, year-round openings with competitive pay.

Openings in Vermont & New York.

CONSTRUCTION PROJECT MANAGER

Men’s Basketball Coach • Men’s Lacrosse Coach Women’s Basketball Coach • Women’s Softball Coach

Must be able to estimate, schedule & run multiple jobs and supervise crews. Coordinate work of project designer and estimator.

Email qualifications to peter@mckernongroup.com.

Responsible for their specific sports program and will develop and implement all aspects of that sports program. A Bachelor’s degree is required and collegiate playing/coaching experience is preferred.

EXPERIENCED CONSTRUCTION HELP WANTED

Applications will be accepted until position is filled. Send resume and three references to:

Sally Reynolds, Staff Assistant Athletic Department, Johnson State College 337 College Hill, Johnson, VT 05656-9464

Construction Foremen: On site, run project to schedule & budget, and supervise crew.

Carpenters, Roofers, Cabinetmakers Renovations, new construction, custom homes.

PRODUCTION WORKERS Rutland location. Production woodworking experience in a manufacturing environment required.

Learn more about Johnson State College by visiting our website at

http://www.johnsonstatecollege.edu.

JOHNSON STATE COLLEGE IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

381 New Road • Brandon, VT • 802-247-8500 176 Ridge Street • Glens Falls, NY • 518-793-2252 www.mckernongroup.com.

The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

Behavior Interventionist We are seeking a skilled and motivated individual to join our team of professionals. Interventionists will assist in developing therapeutic, mentoring relationships with students struggling to find success in public school due to academic, social-emotional and behavioral challenges. This position requires individuals to be comfortable with the management of aggressive behavior. Position is full-time, year-round starting immediately. The annual salary is 25,506 plus full benefits.

B.A. required. Submit your resume and three references to Lindsay Gerdeman.

Residential Clinical Supervisor Interim position to cover staff leave (late July-Nov. 2005). Full- time, part-time considered. Responsibilities include clinical supervision of the Jarrett House, a short-term emergency stabilization and assessment program for 6-14-year-old children with emotional and behavioral challenges. Excellent clinical, organizational, and communication skills, both verbal and written, necessary as well as Master’s in Social Work/ Mental Health. Possibility of permanent part-time position available in the future. Please forward resumes to Coleen Lillie.

The Baird Center 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

The CEDO AmeriCorps VISTA Program is a national service program, dedicated to developing sustainable initiatives that improve the lives of low income residents. VISTA members work for a year in nonprofit agencies, public schools, libraries and city departments in the following areas:

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Literacy Programs Refugee/Immigrant Services Neighborhood Organizing HIV Education/Support Children/Youth Issues Financial Literacy

VISTA Members receive a living allowance, an education award and the opportunity to develop skills in grant writing, volunteer management, outreach and more!

Give back for a year • Serve your community Change your life!

For a complete list of positions log on to: www.cedoburlington.org or call Jon @ 865-7169. Deadline is 5/31/05. Apply today!

Minorities, people of color & persons with disabilities encouraged to apply.

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Champlain Valley Head Start

A Mountain Resort in the European Tradition

Bartender/Server FAMILY SERVICES COORDINATOR: Responsibilities include development, management and tracking of: family partnership systems including family goal setting, and support and follow-up around community services and resources; partnerships with community and state agencies providing services relevant to Head Start or its program participants, including transportation services and services for English Language Learners; child abuse and neglect prevention, identification and reporting systems; volunteer and internship systems; parent involvement in program and community functions and services; and parent education and family literacy initiatives. Participation in regional and statebased committee work.

Part-time; evenings including weekends/holidays.

Breakfast/Function Server Full-time, year-round.

Captain Full-time, year-round; Asst. Maitre D’ in all aspects of managing dining room; must have a minimum of 2 years fine dining experience. Must work evenings, weekends, holidays.

Dishwasher Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in social work, human services or related field, and 5 to 7 years of relevant work experience. Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record-keeping; proficiency in MS Word, Excel, email and Internet; exceptional organizational skills, attention to detail, and customer service skills. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. 40 hrs/week, full year. Salary $18.00+ per hour, depending upon experience and qualifications. Excellent benefits.

Full-time, evening shift.

Guest House Crew Leader Part-time, Saturdays and Sundays.

Guest House Cleaners Part-time, Saturdays.

Line Cook Full-time, evening shifts.

A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. Equal Opportunity Employer. Please submit resume, cover letter and three work references. Applications must be received by Friday, June 3. No phone calls, please.

Applications may be sent by mail (to address below), fax (802-658-0983) or email pbehrman@ cvoeo.org.

Champlain Valley Head Start Search Committee - Family Services Coordinator 431 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401

Pantry Cook Full-time, evening shifts.

Housekeeper Full-time, year-round.

Server Part-time, year-round; dinner shifts; fine dining experience and strong knowledge of wine desired.

Villa Housekeeper Full-time, year-round.

Apply to: Trapp Family Lodge, HR, PO Box 1428, Stowe, VT 05672 Fax: 253-5757 or online at www.trappfamily.com E.O.E

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Burlington Bagel Bakery

Nonprofit organization helping families of children with special needs seeks

Peer Navigator

Customer Service Person Now hiring a

to assist other parents in Chittenden county locate and utilize services for their child.

Will also work to involve families in improving access to those services. Must have experience caring for a child with special needs and have strong communication, leadership, and advocacy skills; an understanding of developmental disabilities is desirable. 20 hours per week. EOE.

who enjoys early mornings and a fast-paced environment. Apply in person at 992 Shelburne Rd. South Burlington

Perform analysis and/or preparation of soil, water, and air samples using traditional and state-of-the-art analytical techniques. Prior laboratory experience is desired, however we will train the right candidate.

Excellent attention to detail, strong communication skills, a sound comprehension of good laboratory practices and the ability to work with others as a team is necessary. Successful completion of college science courses a plus. Information about the company is available at www.stl-inc.com.

Send resume to:

STL Burlington Attn: Stephanie Reid 208 South Park Drive, Suite 1 Colchester, VT 05446 F: 802-655-1218 E: sreid@stl-inc.com No phone calls, please.

Work with a group of motivated activists to reduce global warming pollution starting at the state level! Mobilize Vermont to invest in energy efficiency and clean energy! Career opportunities available for college grads.

Call Dan: (802) 863-6293

The Biomass Energy Resource Center (BERC), a national nonprofit located in Montpelier, is currently seeking a high level Administrative Assistant. BERC works in the renewable energy field, to promote and facilitate the use of biomass in a variety of applications.This position is full-time with benefits, seven and a half hours per day, five days a week. Expertise in Quickbooks, Word and Excel as well as excellent computer skills are required. Outstanding organizational and administrative skills and proficiency in routine bookkeeping are essential. Overall flexibility, selfmotivation and a sense of humor are desirable. Please send cover letter, resume and three references to: Biomass Energy Resource Center,ATTN: HR Committee, P.O. Box 1611, Montpelier,VT 05601.

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Organic Prep Technicians: FT

$250 - $450/week

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

Resume and cover letter to:

SEVERN TRENT

Jobs for the Environment

Doty Memorial School 15 minutes from Montpelier in Worcester, VT

To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

has the following openings for the 2005-2006 school year:

Guidance Counselor – .30 FTE Librarian – .40 FTE Physical Education Teacher – .30 FTE School Nurse – .20 FTE Speech & Language Teacher – .20 FTE Applicants should send a cover letter, resume, copy of license, transcripts, and 3 letters of reference to:

David Wells, Principal PO Box 162 Worcester, VT 05682

Northeastern Family Institute

NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following positions:

St. Albans CAP (Community Alternatives Program) needs a family-focused, client-centered, and clinically experienced leader to oversee the daily operations of our wrap-around program. Master’s degree in psychology or related field is required, being license-eligible is preferred, multiple years working with at-risk children is essential. Strong supervision skills, detail oriented, and flexible schedule a must.This position is to support a dynamic, experienced and creative team of mental health workers. NFI offers a competitive salary, a comprehensive benefits package, and great opportunity for ongoing training and professional development.

If you should be our new Director, please send resume and cover letter to: Marc Adams, St. Albans CAP, 35 Catherine St., St. Albans, VT 05478.

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Position open until filled. Background check required.

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EOE M/F/D/V

Methadone Program Lab Technicians One male/one female laboratory technician needed to start in June or July. Primary responsibilities are the operation and maintenance of a urinalysis laboratory. Specific duties include: observed collection and processing of samples, running quality controls and calibrations on an Olympus AU400 analyzer, data collection, entry and interpretation. Must feel comfortable interacting with patients. Excellent benefits. Applicants must have a Bachelor’s degree and/or related experience.

Cathedral Square Corporation, a non-profit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont, is seeking the following:

Cooks Seeking part-time and per diem Cooks to provide all aspects of meal preparation, serving and dishwashing for residents at our Ruggles House and Three Cathedral Square locations. Must possess a H.S. diploma or equivalent and prior cooking experience. Weekend and evening shifts available.

LNA’s Seeking part-time and per diem, LNA’s to work in our beautiful Assisted Living facility. He/she will assist residents with activities of daily living and with resident activities.

CSC offers a competitive salary, excellent benefit package and a friendly work environment. Submit resume to:

Cathedral Square Corporation, Human Resources 308 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: (802) 863-6661 • Email: to jobs@cathedralsquare.org Equal Opportunity Employer

Send cover letter and resume by May 27th to Marne Stothart, Clinical Director. You may also respond by email to Mstothart@howard center.org.

Wanted: Administrative Assistant!

Energetic, organized and compassionate individual to manage the front desk at the Methadone Program. The ideal candidate will enjoy multitasking and will work well with a variety of people. Responsibilities include providing comprehensive administrative support to staff by performing regular word processing, database management, filing, greeting patients, answering phones and scheduling meetings.

Required: HS Diploma, 2 yrs. administrative experience & 65 wpm typing speed; familiarity with Microsoft Office & dictation.

Resume and cover letter by May 27th to Jane Barber at the address below. You may also respond by email to Janeb@howardcenter.org.

The Chittenden Center Room 1420, UHC Building 1 South Prospect Street Burlington, VT 05452 Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

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Come join Vermont’s innovative energy-efficiency organization! We’re a nonprofit organization dedicated to saving energy and improving our environment. We’re looking for energetic, enthusiastic and environmentally motivated individuals to join our terrific team. This position requires excellent customer service, written and oral communication, word processing, spread sheet and database skills.

Spend your summer working ON Vermont’s highest peak…

The following seasonal positions are available:

Summer Attraction Operators & Attendants Lift Operators & Attendants • Dispatch Clerk Greenskeeper – SCC • Housekeeping On-Call Bartenders • First-Aid Attendants Retail Sales Associates • Groundskeeper

RESIDENTIAL ENERGY SERVICES COORDINATOR Provide administrative and logistical suppor t to VEIC staff. Tasks include providing basic technical information to customers, invoice preparation, project tracking and coordination, meeting preparation, writing, file maintenance, customer outreach and enrollment and data entry.

Please email cover letter and resume by 5/27 to:

For more information or to complete an application, please contact: Stowe Mountain Resort – Human Resources 5781 Mountain Road, Stowe, VT 05672 www.stowe.com Email: jobs@stowe.com

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Life Skills Specialist Washington County Youth Services Bureau/Boys & Girls Club is accepting resumes for three Life Skills Specialist positions at the Return House: A Re-entry Transitional Living Program for Youthful Offenders. This position requires flexibility, initiative, innovation, creativity, organization and a passion for improving the lives of young people in trouble. Life Skills Specialists will provide direct service to program participants, assisting them to move out of a cycle of incarceration and into a positive life with a "future story." BA desired, background in youth develpment, education, substance abuse prevention, criminal justice helpful. Must be able to work both independently and collaboratively with diverse groups and to model and teach non-violent communication and cooperative decision making.

Full-time position, $21,000/year plus benefits. Send cover letter and resume to:

WCYSB/B&GC P.O. Box 627, Montpelier, VT 05602

Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Inc., a private nonprofit United Way organization with a focus on helping people age with independence and dignity, has two full-time openings:

INFORMATION AND ASSISTANCE COORDINATOR Exceptional individual to provide information and assistance via phone and in person.

Must have knowledge of human services, excellent oral/ written communication skills, professional listening and assessment skills and effective organizational talents to work with, and support, a diverse client population. Ideal candidate will enjoy keeping track of details and researching answers. Flexibility and ability to multitask are essential. BA/BS required with three years experience in related field.

HEALTH BENEFITS AND FOOD STAMP OUTREACH COUNSELOR Highly organized, detail-oriented person to provide counseling and education about health-insurance and food-stamp benefits to 60+ population. Ideal candidate enjoys and relates well to older people, is able to learn and assimilate health-insurance and foodstamp benefits information; possesses excellent oral/written communication skills and enjoys public speaking. BA/BS preferred, with 3 years experience in related field.

Competitive salary and benefits. Send resume with cover letter by 5/25/05 to:

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY AGENCY ON AGING, INC. PO BOX 158, WINOOSKI, VT 05404-0158 WWW.CVAA.ORG • EMAIL: INFO@CVAA.ORG EOE

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THE CENTER FOR COUNSELING AND PSYCHOLOGICAL SERVICES

WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H Eldercare Clinician: to provide assessment, psychotherapy and social support services to geriatric clients utilizing an outreach-based approach. Services are provided primarily in elder’s homes throughout the Orange County area. Specific training in geriatric mental health issues needed. Familiarity with evaluations and guardianship protocols a valuable tool. Applicant must be comfortable working independently, with the knowledge that supervision and a supportive team approach is available as needed.

A Master’s degree, license eligible, with a minimum of one-year experience providing psychotherapy is required for this position.

WCMHS provides a stimulating and supportive working environment and many opportunities for professional growth.

WCMHS, Personnel PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601 Contact: (802) 229-0591 • Fax: (802) 223-8623 personnel@wcmhs.org • www.wcmhs.org

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CLINICAL CASE MANAGER Full-time position. Great opportunity for an interesting and challenging clinical experience in a supportive work environment. Small caseload of sub-acute, residential and/or day treatment clients. Comprehensive program for adults with psychiatric and co-occurring addiction issues.

Work as a member of a multi-disciplinary team, providing intensive case management within a context of a highly structured therapeutic community. Excellent organizational, clinical, communication and relationship skills needed. Master's degree and experience required. License preferred.

Full benefits, salary commensurate with experience.

For information about our program, visit our website at:

www.sprucemountaininn.com.

Send letter of interest and resumé to:

Edwin Levin, LICSW, Spruce Mountain Inn PO Box 153 Plainfield, VT 05667 Fax: (802) 454-1008 Email: info@sprucemountaininn.com

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Immediate Openings!

Vermont Soup Company Restaurant Full-time & Summer Positions

ASSISTANT INSTALLER/ GENERAL FACTORY HELPER

WAIT STAFF & DISHWASHER, breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Great food, casual work environment, flexibility to work AM shifts a plus. Employee meals included.

Stop by Alex’s Restaurant at 1636 Williston Road, South Burlington.

Museum Tour Guide needed immediately for nationally significant historic site. Three-day, 18-hour week, mid-May to Mid-October.

Resume and letter to: Rokeby Museum 4334 Route 7 Ferrisburgh, VT 05456 rokeby@adelphia.net.

“It is one of the strange ironies of this strange life [that] those who work the hardest, who subject themselves to the strictest discipline, who give up certain pleasurable things in order to achieve a goal, are the happiest people.”

Make Ice Cream!

Waterbury, all shifts, $10.25-$10.75/hour.

Great summer job!

Reliability and a great attitude a must!

Call Natalie at 862-6500.

-Brutus Hamilton

Full-time. Shades and drapes. Commercial and residential installs and assist in factory. Will train.

Good people skills and driving record a must. Stop by to fill out an application. Excellent opportunity with: Gordon’s Window Decor, 4 Laurette Dr., Essex Jct., VT 05452.

Call 655-7777.

The Burlington Children’s Space is hiring!

We are seeking:

3 A unique individual for a unique cooking position preparing lunch in our Head Start Preschool classroom. Cooking position hours are Monday through Friday from 10:00am to 12:30pm (12.5 hours per week) and include weekly shopping. Applicants must have some kitchen knowhow and be comfortable with young children. Familiarity with Head Start is a plus. Seniors encouraged to apply!

Please call Erinn Simon at 802-658-1500, ext.12 or email resume to esimon@burlington childrensspace.org.

Position open until filled, but don’t wait because we’re great!

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Need to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

We’re seeking Topnotch Talent!

Contract Workers Looking for thoughtful, healthy, hard-working individual, who is able to see solutions not problems, to be part of a dynamic team supporting individuals with Alzheimer’s, with developmental/mental disabilities. The goal of the team is to provide top quality care along with exploring innovative solutions in the area of Alzheimer’s including both traditional and nontraditional therapies. Position is for two 12.5 hour shifts, Tuesdays and Wednesdays, 8 am to 8:30 pm. Located in St. Albans, VT. Position to start immediately, interviewing now. Rate of pay $12/hour. Please call 802-343-9951.

Respite Provider 29-year-old man looking for person to do respite every other weekend.

Ideal person would have lots of energy. If you would like to open up your home to a young man, give us a call. No children under 18 years of age.

Young man would need to be kept busy. If interested, please call Gordon @ 802-868-3523 x 225.

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Contracted Community Support Worker 29-year-old man, who has his own lawn care and snow blowing business, seeks mentor to work with him 25 hours per week. Position available immediately. Ideal person would be retired and have lots of energy.

Interested parties will need to be team players.Training provided. For more information, please contact Gordon @ 802-868-3523 x 225.

Outpatient Therapists Interested in being part of a group that includes a supportive team of therapists, coverage of your after-hours emergencies and efficient billing staff? Northwestern Counseling and Support Services is a progressive, community mental health center serving Franklin and Grand Isle counties.

We are currently seeking two licensed therapists who have experience treating children, adolescents, adults and families for the following positions: • Full-time Therapist: This fee-for-service position has excellent individual earning potential and a complete benefit package. After-school and some evening hours are priorities, but otherwise the schedule is flexible.

• Part-time Therapist: Licensed therapist willing to work late afternoons and evenings on a contract fee-for-service basis with excellent individual earning potential. Flexibility in scheduling appointments and must be willing to participate in group supervision meetings. Send letter of interest and resume to NCSS, Inc., HR Dept.

107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478 E.O.E.

Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health club access and opportunity for personal and professional growth.

Call 802-253-6420 or email your resume to hr@topnotchresort.com

Interested in confronting violence in your community?

Join the Domestic Abuse Education Project to become part-time/full-time group facilitator in Burlington, Rutland and St. Albans. Lead educational groups that promote offender accountability, challenge violence and work to increase the safety of women and children.

We are looking for people of all ages, ethnicities, abilities and sexual orientations who are committed to working for social change. An understanding of domestic violence and willingness to learn more is required.

Please send a cover letter and resume specifying location to:

Spectrum, Attn: Brooke 31 Elmwood Ave. Burlington, VT 05401

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EMPLOYMENT EARLY CHILDHOOD TEACHER WANTED Poker Hill School in Underhill, Vermont, a rural, hands-on innovative leader in preschool education, is looking for an enthusiastic, energetic, highly motivated, creative, and fun-loving teacher to join our staff for a 2 day (Tuesday-Thursday) position beginning in September. Good pay, partial health benefits, and great co-workers.

B.A. required; early education endorsement preferred or to be completed in two years.

Please send resume and letter of interest before May 25st to:

Water Department Supervisor Responsible for organizing, directing and reviewing the work of employees of the Water Department to operate and maintain the Town’s water system. Utility maintenance or public works construction experience required, water system operator experience preferred. Competitive salary and benefit package.

Poker Hill School, 209 Poker Hill Road, Underhill, VT 05489.

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Laboratory Assistant needed part- to full-time, some science background necessary.

South Burlington location.

802-658-6269 or fax 802-860-4642.

Complete job description and application may be obtained online at www.middlebury.govoffice.com or at the Middlebury Municipal Building, 94 Main Street, 388-8107.

The Town of Middlebury is an equal opportunity employer.

b a s i c E Pa r t s Addison Central School

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PHYSICAL EDUCATION TEACHER ACS is a grades K-6 school, seeking qualified candidates to provide physical education based on ANWSU curriculum objectives, 40% time (2 days/week). Position filled as soon as suitable candidate is found. Must be Vermont certified/ certifiable in P.E. Health education certification is a plus. Reply with cover letter, resume, transcripts, copy of licensure and 3 current letters of reference to: Thomas F. O’Brien Superintendent of Schools Addison Northwest Supervisory Union 48 Green Street, Suite #1 Vergennes, VT 05491

Hi, we need an upbeat person with a great voice to answer our phones in just the way we like.

Our company sells electronic parts all over the world. Come work full-time, or maybe part-time.

Fresh office in a great setting with an intense group of individuals. We’re growing (YAY).

Call for interview.

802-425-5800

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basicEparts 821 Ferry Road Charlotte, VT 05445

Homesharing Coordinator HomeShare Vermont is dedicated to helping elders and persons with disabilities continue to live at home, while helping others find affordable housing. The Coordinator will oversee the Homesharing Program and work in a team setting with staff and volunteers. Excellent interpersonal, organizational, casework and computer skills required. Degree in social work or gerontology preferred. Competitive wages with excellent benefits package.

Send resume to:

August 2005 OPENINGS Small co-ed boarding school (grades 9-12) serving students who are bright, creative and quirky, who have struggled in other school settings, and who are now looking for success in school and life.

DORMITORY COUNSELOR Responsibilities include: supervision of sports, meals, student activities, weekend outings, small group meetings and student chores. We are looking for a person who has energy, patience, a sense of humor and the desire to help shepherd young people through the challenges of transforming adolescence into adulthood. Bachelor’s degree required. Female live-out, female live-in and male live-out positions.

Benefits include: full benefits, great combination of independence and support, livable wage and great colleagues.

Please send cover letter, 3 references and resume by May 27, 2005 to: Ryan Weiland, Director of Dorms Rock Point School, 1 Rock Point Rd. Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: 863-6628 Email: rweiland@rockpoint.org.

For more information about the school, please visit our website: www.rockpoint.org

Kirby Dunn HomeShare Vermont 187 St. Paul Street Burlington, VT 05401 EOE

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT OFFICE ASSISTANT We are seeking an individual to assist the Office Manager in an administrative capacity for a small but rapidly growing public accounting firm in a congenial office atmosphere.

Experience with MSWord, Excel and Outlook are necessary.

Send cover letter, salary requirements and resume by May 31st to:

Emma Alen, c/o Wallace W. Tapia, P.C. P.O. Box 5777, Burlington, VT 05402-5777 or email: ealen@wwtapiapc.com

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ESSEX JUNCTION RECREATION AND PARKS DEPARTMENT We are in search of the following positions:

Administrative Secretary

OFFICE/ACCOUNT MANAGER

Part-time, 12-month position available. 9am - 1pm. Pays $10.20 per hour for 20 hours per week.

EpikOne is seeking a part-time office manager who will be responsible for general administrative duties and assist in client services. Candidate must have experience with Microsoft and QuickBooks programs and previous professional office experience. Marketing and Internet experience is a plus.

Email resume to careers@epikone.com or visit us online at www.epikone. com/careers. No phone calls please.

Assistant Pool Manager at Maple Street Pool Experience in aquatics and knowledge of pool management. Evenings and weekends. June 20-August 21. Applicants must be at least 19 years of age. Pays $10 per hour.

Summer Administrative Assistant

ABOUT EPIKONE

20 hours a week for 10 weeks during the summer. June 20-August 26. 12-4 pm.

Pays $9 per hour.

EpikOne offers business strategy and Internet planning for companies seeking to grow their business online. We service an international clientele, providing results driven by website analytics, online marketing and strategic insight.

EpikOne is moving business online.

Please send letter and resume to Essex Junction Recreation and Parks, 75 Maple Street, Essex Jct., VT 05452 or call 878-1375. Online at http://www.ejhs.k12.vt.us/ccsu. Positions open until filled.

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To learn more about our growing organization and be a part of a dynamic culture, visit us online at www.epikone.com/careers.

Even Start for the New American Community

Are you looking for an exciting opportunity to be in on the ground floor in the opening of a new medical Practice? Then Vermont Urogynecology is for you!

FAMILY EDUCATION COORDINATOR/ESOL TEACHER Vermont Adult Learning is seeking an individual to teach ESOL in a family literacy program for refugee and immigrant families in Burlington.

Duties include: • Teach ESOL, primarily pre-literacy through high beginner • Coordinate education activities for 20 participating families • Develop ESOL curriculum in the context of parent education • Able to work a minimum of one evening/week • Work in tandem with seven community partner agencies • Attend staff, team and community meetings as required

Our mission at Vermont Urogynecology Associates is to provide state-of-the-art diagnostic testing and treatment to women of all ages suffering from urinary incontinence and pelvic organ prolapse as well as comprehensive gynecologic care in a comfortable, convenient setting.

Qualifications: • Minimum bachelor’s degree in relevant area of study • 2 years experience teaching either ESOL or literacy to adults • Proven ability to effectively collaborate with community partners in planning and program implementation • Must be a team player and enjoy working with people from a variety of cultures • Preference given to candidates with certification in teaching ESOL • Preference given to candidates with training/certification in adult reading methods such as Orton Gillingham,Wilson, etc.

• Preference given to candidates with experience in early childhood and/or parenting education • Preference given to candidates who are bicultural/bilingual.

• Preference given to those who are fluent in an African language such as Maay Maay, Somali, Swahili, Kirundi, etc.

Now hiring for the following positions:

Vermont Adult Learning is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate on the basis of age, sex, color, race, creed, national origin, ancestry, place of birth, religious persuasion, marital status, sexual orientation, political belief or disability.

CHECK-IN AND CHECK-OUT MEDICAL RECEPTIONISTS

Send cover letter and resume to:

Cindy Mills, Vermont Adult Learning 1700 Hegeman Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 Deadline for receipt of application packet is May 25.

Salary minimum $11.40/hr. plus excellent benefit package.

AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

MEDICAL OFFICE ASSISTANT – assist physicians with patient examinations, treatment and management. Assist office nurse in general patient care.

• 2 years experience as a Medical Office Assistant preferred.

• Certificate preferred but not required.

MEDICAL SURGICAL SCHEDULER – schedules outpatient and inpatient surgery appointments.

• HS diploma required, Associate’s degree preferred.

• 2 years experience in a medical office preferred.

• HS diploma required, Associate’s degree in Health or Business preferred.

• 1-5 years experience in a medical office with concentration on Front Desk and/or 3 yrs of medical office work experience with specific, face-to-face interaction with patients.

Send resume to:

Vermont Urogynecology Associates 500 Depot Road Colchester, VT 05446

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LINE COOKS Needed

Hot new restaurant in Shelburne looking for energetic Line Cooks.

Apply in person at: 97 FALLS ROAD, SHELBURNE, 802-985-2830.

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Bread Baker

Fast-paced, educational and advocacy organization in downtown Montpelier looking for full-time office manager. Applicant must be able to work independently, a good communicator and hardworking. Knowledge of WordPerfect, Access Database, America On-Line and Dictaphone transcribing helpful. This full-time position offers a competitive salary as well as excellent benefits.

to learn our entire process of great bread production. Work 4-5 nights a week, starting at 12pm midnight.

Punctuality an asset.

For an interview, call 802-865-3440 and leave a message.

Stewart Bakery

OFFICE MANAGER POSITION

Send letter, resume and three work references to vamh1@aol.com or mail to above address.

Director of Development Searching for dynamic individual to lead state-wide development. Will report to the President and be directly responsible for the cultivation of business relationships, corporate sponsorships, individual giving, and major gift programs. Bachelor’s degree and 2-4 years of successful non-profit fundraising and development in corporate sponsorships and individual giving; grant writing, telemarketing and direct mail desirable.

Forward a cover letter and resume by June 17, 2005 to:

Special Olympics Vermont William D. Porreca, President 368 Avenue D, Suite 30 Williston, Vermont 05495

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Positions #85 & #86 Patient and energetic team members sought to join a wrap team supporting an engaging 13year-old with autism. Hours to work: School, after-school and weekend hours; full and parttime positions available. Experience with ABA, challenging behaviors and communication supports desired but not required. Intensive training and support provided.

Please call Elizabeth at 888-7010.

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To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

Caregivers Wanted

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Great pay, flexible schedules. Come join our team and help Vermont’s seniors with non-medical care and companionship.

www.armisteadinc.com 1-866-284-1912 1-802-288-8117

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Now Hiring!

• SERVERS • HOUSEMEN • COOKS • HOUSEKEEPERS • MAINTENANCE

WILLARD STREET INN Weekend

BREAKFAST CHEF Saturday & Sunday 6am - 2pm Starting immediately.

Experience required.

Please apply at:

Email resume to Info@willardstreetinn.com

870 Williston Rd. Burlington, VT 05403 or email resume to:

Fax Jocelyn at 802-651-8714

burlingtonvt.hr@sheraton.com Equal Opportunity Employer

or drop resume off at 349 South Willard St. Phone: 651-8710

“Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you are doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.”

- Johnny Carson

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Howard Center for Human Services Champlain Drug and Alcohol Services

Drug and Alcohol Clinician, Full-time The St. Albans & Burlington outpatient clinics seek substance abuse clinicians to join positive team environment. Experience & academic training in intake/assessment, diagnosis, making referrals, & working with the clinical team to determine level of care placement in counseling for substance abuse clients who frequently have co-occurring mental health issues. Other duties include doing individual & group therapy. Candidates must possess a Master’s degree in counseling, social work, or psychology & be licensable in both substance abuse and mental health counseling or social work. Already licensed preferred.

CV, academic transcript, and cover letter by June 1st to:

CDAS Attn: Cynthia Grace 172 Fairfield Street St. Albans, VT 05478 Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

Switchboard Operator/Dispatcher Per Diem Applications are invited for part-time position dispatching radio calls and operating the College Switchboard. Applicants must be able to multitask, handle switchboard, emergency fire, rescue and security calls efficiently, and also deal tactfully and calmly with a wide variety of callers, including those reporting emergency situations. Ability to document calls, provide information, service and appropriately represent the College to callers is required. Must have the ability to work flexible hours as this is a 24/7 operation. Dispatch/switchboard experience desirable but we will provide training for a motivated and dependable employee.

Send resume as soon as possible to the Office of Human Resources, Saint Michaels College, One Winooski Park, Colchester, VT 05439.

EOE

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Student Assistance Counselors CHITTENDEN COUNTY

Our growing, full-service commercial real estate company has an opening for a successful individual to join our dynamic team. Qualified candidates will have a minimum of 5 years accounting experience, strong financial management skills, a degree in Business/Accounting, and be very computer literate. Understanding of financial aspects of real estate transactions a plus. Position requires excellent written and oral communication skills, a keen attention to detail, and great problem-solving abilities. See our website for a detailed job description and to discover why such great people enjoy working at Redstone. Submit letter of interest and resume to:

Provide substance abuse prevention, early identification/intervention and referral. Grades 5-12; BA required, MS preferred. Apprentice Substance Abuse certificate eligible. Previous experience working with adolescents, with families/schools/or community systems preferred; self-motivated, independent and energetic; excellent oral and written communication skills and presentation/workshop experience. Letter and resume:

AR, Spectrum Youth and Family Services 177 Pearl Street Burlington, VT 05401

210 College Street, Suite 201 Burlington, VT 05401 rrappold@redstonevt.com www.redstonevt.com EOE

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U-32 2005-2006 Vacancy

Development Director

VISUAL ARTS TEACHER We have an opening for a 0.8 FTE certified educator for a one-year position to join U-32, a 7-12 school that celebrates and values all members of our school community and is dedicated to excellence in teaching and learning.

Applicants must be: • Enthusiastic and student centered • Knowledgeable in high school and middle

school general art with a strong and passionate background in photography • Committed to educating all students to high standards • Skilled in standards-based instruction and assessment • Licensed or eligible for licensure by the State of Vermont in the required curricular area Applicants please submit a letter of interest, detailed resume, transcripts, evidence of licensure and three current letters of reference to:

Dorothy Blake, U-32 Principal 930 Gallison Hill Road Montpelier, VT 05602 Applicants accepted until the position is filled.

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4 employment 2005 POSTAL POSITIONS! $17.50-$59 +/hour. Full benefits. Paid training and vacations. No experience necessary! Green card OK! For more info, call 1-866-3290801, ext. 1050. (AAN CAN) $50,000 FREE CASH GRANTS, 2005! Never repay! For personal bills, school, new business. Fee for information. $49 billion left unclaimed from 2004. Live operators! 1-800-856-9591, ext. 88. (AAN CAN) BLACK RIVER PRODUCE seeks a driver’s helper.

Thursday - Saturday. 7 a.m. 1 p.m. Finish times will vary depending on day. $9/hour.

Please call 800-228-5481, ext. 280.

C-STORE MANAGER: Bourne’s Shell, 760 Shelburne Rd., is looking for an experienced people-person to manage our 24/7 store.

Approx. 40 hours/week. Call or stop in for details.

658-6460 or 233-6914, ask for Rene.

CAN YOU FIX CARS? Bourne’s in South Burlington is looking for a mechanically inclined person for repairs.

We’re willing to train. Must have tools and license. No weekends or evenings.

658-6460 or 233-6914, ask for Rene.

DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. No experience necessary. 802-658-1464.

DRIVERS WITH LATEMODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802658-1464.

EXPERIENCED INTERIOR PAINTER: Good pay for good work. Outside also. Could be more than seasonal. 8782281, leave message.

MAPLEFIELDS Convenience Store Manager

PMC, a non-profit organization focused on Behavior Change Communications for reproductive health worldwide seeks a dynamic, skilled Development Director to provide leadership for our ongoing annual fundraising campaign.

Maplefields is looking for a great person to become part of our growing team. As the Manager of a high-volume Maplefields location, opportunity is unlimited.

The Development Director is responsible for developing and executing a coordinated program of fundraising and donor cultivation functions to include major gifts, operational funds, special events, public relations, communications and external affairs, as well as overall departmental strategic and long-range planning.

in Addison County

Benefits include: 4 4 4 4 4

401K plan Paid vacation time Paid sick time Outstanding bonus Program Opportunity for advancement

If you have an outstanding personality, a background in retail or food service management and have great leadership skills, please give us a call to schedule an interview or send your resume to:

R.L. Vallee, Inc. Attn: Gregory A. Denton 16 Giorgetti Blvd., Rutland, VT 05701 802-524-8713 ext. 405 An Equal Opportunity Employer

GEER SOUND & COMMUNICATIONS: Audio/ Visual Technical Sales Representative wanted for growing A/V Systems Integration Company.

Technical sales background important, A/V system design/sales experience preferred. Excellent customer service skills and a high level of motivation are a must! Must be willing to market our services to new markets/clients.

Please forward all resumes to dhenry@geersound.com, fax, 802-893-3960 or mail to GEER Sound, PO Box 828, Milton, VT 05468.

HAIRSTYLIST NEEDED: Part-time or full-time. Busy downtown Burlington location. Call 518-588-8869, leave message.

HELP WANTED: Earn extra income assembling CD cases at home. No experience necessary! Start immediately!

800-688-0295, ext. 870. www.easywork-greatpay.com.

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HELP WANTED: Earn extra income assembling CD cases at home. No experience necessary! Start immediately!

800-688-0295, ext. 870. www.easywork-greatpay.com.

(AAN CAN) LANDSCAPERS, MOWERS, PAINTERS: Valid driver’s license. Good pay. Call Mark, 425-3737.

LEONARDO’S PIZZA NEEDS help with phone answering, pizza making, deliveries and a shift manager. Apply at Leonardo’s Pizza, 1160 Williston Rd., South Burlington or 83 Pearl St., Burlington.

MOSCOW GENERAL STORE: Full-time and part-time positions avail. Flexible shifts and scheduling. Fun, regular customers. Great coworkers.

Competitive wages. Call 2537363 or stop in for an application.

PAINTER: 2 years interior experience. Neat, reliable.

Local work. Call Lafayette Painting, 863-5397.

The ideal candidate must demonstrate the following experience: Five years successful fundraising Grantwriting Donor and major gifts cultivation Donor database management, preferably with Filemaker Pro • Donor mailings, special appeals and other correspondence • Communications, external affairs and public relations management, including press releases, newsletter and annual report development, informational and outreach strategies • Excellent written and oral communication skills

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Please send cover letter and resume to: Personnel Population Media Center PO Box 547 Shelburne,VT 05482-0547 personnel@populationmedia.org.

PART-TIME FUNDRAISING and media director for First Night, Burlington’s New Year’s Eve performing arts festival. Must be experienced, well acquainted with the community, and familiar with nonprofit sponsorship solicitation. Local media contacts essential. Send cover letter, resume and three current references with telephone numbers to: Becky Cassidy, First Night Burlington, 230 College Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or email becky@firstnight burlington.com. No phone calls.

RETAIL PART-TIME: Sales, decorating advice. Retail experience needed. Some schedule flexibility. Tempo Home Furnishings, Essex, 879-2998.

THE CRATE ESCAPE, INC. is currently seeking responsible individuals for the following part-time positions: weekend kennel manager, weekend and evening dog monitors, night-time check-in person.

Pick up application at The Crate Escape, Inc., 1108 W. Main St., Richmond.

434-6411.

THE PET ADVANTAGE has full and part-time positions available. Retail pet store experience preferred, focusing on fish and reptiles.

Retail experience necessary.

Must be 18 years old, a high school graduate and available for night and weekend shifts. Part-time animal care positions also available.

Please apply in person, 150 Dorset St., South Burlington.

WORK AT HOME: Earn $450-$1500 monthly parttime, $2000-$4500 full-time. www.positive5.com.