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The legislature couldn’t take up the “Challenges for Change” bill last Saturday p.m. because a Statehouse copier ran out of toner. State employees’ revenge?
Vermont’s citizen legislators have been camped out in the state capital since January, and this week, they might finally go home. Or not. Lawmakers hope to adjourn on Wednesday. If they stay much later, according to the Burlington Free Press, they’ll have to give up their hotel rooms to families of Norwich University students, descending on Montpelier for graduation weekend.
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Shay Totten’s comments on the Abenaki issue were well done [“Fair Game,” April 21]. I know many who are descendants of Abenaki. Vermont has long denigrated their existence here. Their recognition — and the need to preserve their culture — is long past due. Our state must look to the fate of the poor and elderly. Our tax system with its over-reliance on fees and sales and property taxes, puts an undue burden on those who can least afford it. A $5 increase in the cost of registering a car may not sound like much, but it hurts the cash-strapped Vermonter making $250 a week a lot and the Vermonter making $250,000 a year not at all. We need a more equitable way of funding our state. Thank you for the info on tax rates. W.A. McLaughlin
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LOOKING FORWARD
MAY 12-19, 2010 VOL.15 NO.37
The Home & Garden Issue
Indoors and out — that pretty much sums up where we live. Most of us care about the place we call home, whether it’s a manor with a well-tended garden or a cramped apartment with a single fern. In our annual issue devoted to the subject, we profile an awardwinning DESIGN/BUILD COMPANY and a LOCAL LANDSCAPER with a talent for stonework. We visit a Waterbury couple who are BRINGING BACK THE CLOTHESLINE, and a Montpelier entrepreneur who sells IRANIAN CARPETS … with a conscience. A UVM Extension expert tells us what INSECTS TO WATCH FOR, while a “radical environmentalist” turns lawns into PRODUCTIVE GARDENS. Our intern talks with students whose décor comes from DUMPSTERS. Finally, we ask why those who seem to have no home like to hang out on Burlington’s Main Street. Be it ever so humble…
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Home & Garden: Garden goblins give Vermonters the itch BY SARAH TUFF
BY ANDY BROMAGE
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A New Federal Lead Law Makes Home Construction Costlier
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Will Burlington’s Affordable Housing Sell to the Highest Bidder?
BY SHAY TOT TEN
20 An Exhibit of Endangered Alphabets Shows Who’s Losing Their ABCs BY KEVIN J. KELLEY
Home & Garden: UVM’s Plant Diagnostic Clinic BY KEN PICARD
30 Letting It All Hang Out
Home & Garden: The old-fashioned clothesline BY ANDY BROMAGE
Norwich Students Think Outside to Recreate the “Box”
BY MEGAN JAMES
BY LAUREN OBER
House & Garden: The awardwinning Peregrine Design/Build BY KEVIN J. KELLEY
36 Finer Weave
43 Side Dishes
Leftover food news BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER & ALICE LEVIT T
50 Soundbites BY DAN BOLLES
72 Drawn & Paneled BY JOSÉ-LUIS OLIVARES
87 Mistress Maeve BY MISTRESS MAEVE
Home & Garden: A Montpelier business offers “conscious” carpets BY MEGAN JAMES
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Home & Garden: Backyard agriculture is catching on
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Your guide to love & lust
Home & Garden: Dumpster diving: The true green lifestyle?
“Alter(ed) Ego, Family & Friends,” Flynndog
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52 Music
They Might Be Gypsies, They Might Be Gypsies; The Grass Is Greener, Farewell, Hello
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Novel graphics from the Center for Cartoon Studies
41 Trash to Treasure
REVIEWS
Open season on Vermont politics
Music news and views
Home & Garden: Landscape designer Cynthia Knauf
20 Slow: Artists at Work BY SHAY TOT TEN
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25 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
28 Blight Moves
32 Paradise Found
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26 Pick Your Poison
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46 Match Game
Food: A pairing dinner at the Planet
Iron Man 2; Mid-August Lunch
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If birds outside the window interrupt your weekend beauty sleep, switch things up: Rise and shine, and head into the woods to glimpse the darn chirpers yourself. Huntington’s Birds of Vermont Museum offers Morning Bird Walks every Sunday through June — and the fresh air and binocular action may just lighten your mood. If not, well, the post-walk coffee will.
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ou can’t keep a good pol down. Just ask Auditor TOM SALMON, the A HEALTHY BODY Democrat-turned-Republican who got busted for driving drunk last BEGINS WITH year after a celebration of staff pay A HEALTHY SPINE raises led to too many glasses of red wine. On Monday, Salmon sent an official RUSHFORD FAMILY CHIROPRACTIC 100 Dorset Street, Suite 21 • 860-3336 email welcoming a potential challenger www.rushfordchiropractic.com in his November race: State Sen. ED FLANAGAN (D-Chittenden) is considering a bid for state auditor — a post Flanagan 12v-rusford-031710.indd 1 3/12/10 3:01:24 PMheld from 1993 to 2001. Flanagan still struggles as a result of the traumatic brain injury he suffered in a car crash on a snowy night in 2005. Fellow Dems are quietly encouraging him to retire. Last year a couple of Greater Burlington YMCA patrons spotted Flanagan masturbating on a bench in the adult-only Men’s Wellness Center. “My potential opponent has a long history of public service. He has had the job before,” Salmon noted in his email. “I am not taking anything for granted, yet remain unafraid of any issue or person.” Salmon’s office assistant issued the electronic missive to Vermont reporters from her state email account during state business hours. You would think Salmon would be savvier about using taxpayer-supported equipment for political uses, especially after being criticized last year for taping a political speech with a state-purchased camcorder. Multiple references in state 12v-Petesgrns050510.indd 1 5/5/10 11:20:00 AM personnel policies prohibit state employees from politicking on state time, or from using state equipment for personal or political purposes. I asked Salmon why he chose to ignore the rule. He replied with this three-line, uh, poem: Bernasconi Construction, Inc. General contractor of all phases of construction
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Fuck off Immaterial I’m wasting more state time on your political bullshit. The “political bullshit,” he told me in a subsequent, rambling email which addressed me as “son,” refers to questions I raised about salary increases in the auditor’s office. Last November, Salmon told the media that, despite awarding bonuses to three employees, he had actually cut salaries in his office.
Sounds good, but it’s not true. After weeks of back-and-forth emails between “Fair Game” and Deputy Auditor JOE JUHASZ — whose annual salary went from $68,000 to $87,000 — it became clear that staff costs are increasing. While the office’s cost to the state’s general fund decreased in the past two years, various other state departments are “charged” for the auditor’s office through the Single Audit Revolving Fund. Each department decides how to raise the cash, so the SARF is likely made up of federal, state and special funds.
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In FY ’10, the auditor’s costs for staff salaries totaled $992,032, up from $950,642 in FY ’09. For FY ’11, the auditor is seeking $1,078,490. Included is $70,000 to hire a replacement auditor, said Juhasz. The financial impact of the auditor’s office on the state’s general fund has decreased from $321,000 in FY ’09 to $247,000 in FY ’11. To make up the difference, and then some, the office has increased its reliance on the SARF. In FY ’09, the SARF supplied $590,000 for auditor office salaries. In FY ’11, the office will tap the fund to the tune of $790,000 No B.S.
Survey Says!
Vermont Auditor TOM SALMON is reaching out in more ways than one. Last Friday he distributed a two-page survey to all 180 lawmakers asking them to rate — on a scale of 1-10 — the effectiveness of the legislative session, each other and their staff, among other things. He also asked short-answer questions such as, “What does a successful session look like to you?” “What are you hoping will be different next session?” and “What would you like to see changed?”
Judging from the pile of surveys in the mailroom recycling bin, it seems lawmakers really don’t want to rate each other. At least in print. We can sympathize, Auditor: Our Seven Days legislative survey didn’t go over so well, either. Some people just don’t like being held accountable.
Senate Secrets
Every good reporter knows legislative deals are often negotiated in the offices of the House Speaker, the Senate President Pro Tem, in the cafeteria and even at Sarducci’s, a downtown Italian eatery. But when action happens in a committee room, it’s public, right? Nope. Last Wednesday, the Senate Appropriations Committee asked LOUIS PORTER to skedaddle. He’s the chief of the Vermont Press Bureau, which serves the Barre-Montpelier Times Argus and the Rutland Herald. Two House members — Reps. JASON LORBER (D-Burlington) and OLIVER OLSEN (R-Jamaica) — also got the boot. Sen. SUSAN BARTLETT (D-Lamoille), a gubernatorial candidate who chairs the Appropriations Committee, told “Fair Game” she exercised “legislative privilege” to discuss draft legislation with her colleagues and legislative lawyers. “We were being taken through a draft bill and discussing personnel issues. We were talking some legal issues — us not being in compliance with federal law,” Bartlett explained. There’s no mention of such a “legislative privilege” in the Senate or House rules. Committees can vote to go into executive session — with a two-thirds majority — but the reason must be explicit. The rules are similar to those spelled out in the state’s open-meeting law. News of the ouster fueled ongoing complaints that too much legislation this session is being discussed out of earshot of the public, the press and other lawmakers. That frustration was evident on the Senate floor Friday night when Sen. DICK MCCORMACK (D-Windsor) and other colleagues — Sen. PHIL SCOTT (R-Washington), Sen. GINNY LYONS (D-Chittenden) and Sen. DOUG RACINE (D-Chittenden) — challenged the push by Bartlett, Senate President
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Pro Tem Peter Shumlin and Majority Leader John CamPbell (D-Windsor) to vote on legislation in hopes of adjourning Saturday. “We owe it to our constituents that we know what we’re voting on,” said McCormack.
If It Quacks Like a Duck…
As legislators close up shop — they hope — this week, one question looms: How many bills will Gov. Jim DouglaS veto? Last year he vetoed two bills: samesex marriage and the budget. This year, there could be five vetoes: the budget, the tax bill (which raises revenues to support the budget), Challenges for Change, changes to current use and a health care reform measure. House Speaker ShaP Smith marshaled the requisite 100 votes twice last year to override two gubernatorial vetoes. Can he do it five times this year? “I think we’ll come to an agreement with the administration and we’ll not be back for a veto session,” said Smith. To avoid the veto drama, legislative leaders are reportedly prepared to give Douglas what he’s asking for: to roll back the capital gains tax lawmakers raised last year, and eliminate the estate tax. Who’s the lame duck?
Keeping House
Entergy Vermont Yankee spent a lot of dough this session, making a case for ongoing operation of VY. So have its opponents. Both sides spent more than $300,000 on advertising and lobbying during first three months of the year, according to lobbyist disclosure reports filed April 26 with the Secretary of State’s office. Entergy VY spent $112,920 on lobbyist pay and $93,897 on advertising. Entergy VY’s ally — the Vermont Energy Partnership — spent $6000 on a lobbyist and $18,750 on ads. On the flip side, the Vermont Public Interest Research Group spent $62,386 on lobbyist pay and $78,639 on ads. Its ally, the Vermont Citizens Action Network, spent $16,250 on its lobbyist bob StannarD and none on advertising. Not all of VPIRG’s lobbying dollars were spent exclusively on VY. Their chief anti-VY advocate, JameS moore, reported pay of $10,972. But most of VPIRG’s ad money was devoted to sinking the troubled nuke plant, said Paul burnS, VPIRG’s executive director. “I can say that, as long as I’ve been there, I don’t think we’ve ever spent as much during a quarter as we did on Vermont Yankee,” Burns said. In the months leading up to the session, both sides invested roughly $200,000 on lobbying and advertising.
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There’s been plenty of attention on the three senators who are leaving the upper chamber to run for governor. Who’s leaving the House? “Fair Game” readers already know Rep. DaviD ZuCkerman (P-Burlington) and Pat mCDonalD (R-Berlin) are retiring. At least four others will definitely not return: Rep. SCott Wheeler (R-Derby), Rep. Frank geier (D-South Burlington), Rep. Steve hoWarD (D-Rutland City) and Rep. ChriStoPher bray (D-New Haven). Dems Howard and Bray are running for lieutenant governor, while Geier is running as an independent. Wheeler is resigning to focus on his publication Vermont’s Northland Journal, a monthly historical mag about the Northeast Kingdom. Three reps are in the “maybe” category: Rep. bill aSWaD (D-Burlington), Rep. kurt Wright (R-Burlington) and albert “Sonny” auDette (D-South Burlington). Wright is weighing his options: reelection, a run for state senate, or none of the above. Burlington voters returned him to the city council in March, and many expect him to be a mayoral candidate in 2012. Aswad is eyeing a run for county side judge. Current judges thomaS CroWley and eliZabeth gretkoWSki are retiring.
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s “wind turbine syndrome” a bona fide Robert McCunney, a staff physician at medical condition? Reports of people Massachusetts General Hospital’s pulmosuffering because of their proximity to nary division who coauthored a study for wind turbines — from sleep depriva- the American Wind Energy Association tion, migraine headaches and uncon- (AWEA) that found turbine noise can be trollable rage — are making their way into “annoying,” but is not causally linked to the mainstream debate over Vermont’s health problems. energy future. For 90 minutes in a packed basement State Rep. David Potter (D-Rutland) room, the two doctors whipped through told Statehouse reporters at a January slide shows, offered a crash course on press conference: “It’s pretty well estab- acoustics and sparred politely about what lished that industrial wind turbines can the science really says. cause significant health and safety issues Now that numerous industrial wind for some folks living near them.” The occa- farms are in development in Vermont — sion was the official launch of an antiwind including ones in Lowell, Sheffield and citizen group called Energize Vermont, Georgia — the supposed health effects of which compares turbines to tobacco and big wind turbines are starting to capture asbestos, cancer-causing products that the public’s attention. industry-paid scienNissenbaum, tists falsely told the a board-certified public were safe. diagnostic imaging Last week, specialist, offered Vermonters got an his findings from earful about wind surveys and interturbine syndrome views he conducted from one of the theof homeowners Dr. m ichAE l N iSSE Nb Aum around the Mars ory’s leading purveyors, Dr. Michael Hill wind farm, plus Nissenbaum, a a “control” group of Northern Maine Medical Center physician families living three miles away. At first who found mysterious health problems glance, his data would make anyone a among homeowners living near a wind little wind wary: Ninety-three percent of farm in Mars Hill, Maine. Nissenbaum respondents reported new sleep disturtold a packed crowd at a Rutland Regional bance, and a third of them were taking new Medical Center forum that the swishing prescription medication for it; 53 percent sound made by wind turbine blades can complained of increased headaches; 20 cause sleep deprivation, leading to a host percent reported dizziness; a third reof medical problems. Audience members, ported weight gain since the turbines went many of whom live near a proposed wind up; many broke down in tears during the farm, listened raptly. interviews. Taking the opposite view was Dr. Some residents living near the turbines
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research, but rather reviewed and compiled findings from a dozen other studies. No U.S. wind farm has been subject to a peer-reviewed epidemiological study, McCunney says, but investigations by scientists in Sweden, the Netherlands, Denmark and the UK found no evidence that wind turbines, on their own, cause physiological or psychological health problems. Sample sizes ranged from 750 to 2000 respondents. McCunney doesn’t doubt that wind turbine noise is “annoying” for many living near them, or that the symptoms reported in Mars Hill are real. In fact, the studies from Europe showed that the louder the wind turbines, the more they bothered those living nearby. He only notes that wind turbine syndrome is not an accepted medical diagnosis and that there’s been no peerreviewed research on it. What’s more, the studies McCunney reviewed revealed a stunning correlation: People with negative attitudes toward wind turbines were 13 times more likely to report annoyance from them. McCunney says that hit researchers “over the head like a frying pan.” “The symptoms do seem to be real; there’s no question about it,” McCunney says. “There’s no question that sleep disturbance, when it persists, can cause adverse health effects. However, I am struggling to try to understand how the noise from wind turbines is substantially different than noise from other aspects of human life,
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reported they were so irritated by the noise, they felt homicidal. “Absolute rage — you feel you want to kill someone, and don’t know who to kill,” a 67-year-old woman told Nissenbaum. Homeowners from the control group reported no such problems. Nissenbaum’s explanation is that the pulsating noise from turbines causes fear and distress that activate the brain’s limbic system, triggering the release of stress hormones. Another look at the Mars Hill findings, however, reveals its limitations: Only 15 people, living in nine households, were interviewed for the research. “This is not scientific data,” Nissenbaum admits, making quotation marks with his fingers when he says the word “scientific.” “But it’s qualitative data and it’s real. When you see a Teamster with a tractor cap start crying, that’s not normal.” McCunney has reached a drastically different conclusion — one that, unlike Nissenbaum’s work, was gleaned from numerous peer-reviewed studies on the health impacts of wind turbines and of noise generally. McCunney says he typed “wind turbine syndrome” into PubMed, an online database of 19 million citations for peerreviewed biomedical research, and the search turned up nothing. Likewise, a search for “vibroacoustic disease,” another syndrome supposedly linked to wind turbines, revealed no case-control or longitudinal studies — the ones scientists consider valid, McCunney says. McCunney’s group did no original
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longer be in use, Brookes says. At the same time — and here’s where globalization gets tricky — new alphabets are being created, while at least one on Brookes’ endangered list (Cherokee) is enjoying a renaissance. His blog on his project’s website notes that a professor in India has created scripts for seven hill-tribe languages that until now existed only in oral form. Brookes learned about this initiative during one of his regular scrolls through omniglot.com, a bounteous guide to the world’s languages and writing systems. Omniglot illustrates many alphabets by displaying their respective translations of Article One of the UN’s Universal Declaration of Human Rights: “All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.” Brookes uses the same passage on his pieces. It took him months to find someone — via the Internet — who could write the declaration’s opening section in a particularly obscure script, such as Bugis. A series of serendipities starting about 18 months ago led Brookes to undertake an
endeavor no one else in the world has thought to attempt. “I’d never describe myself as a wood carver,” he says, but he did develop the practice of giving family members Christmas gifts of maple boards that he had inscribed initially with practical wordings and later with Chinese ideograms. That morphed into creating reproductions of endangered alphabets after Brookes became smitten with the appearance of Malayalam, a language he encountered while researching a book in India. A search for information about Malayalam brought him to omniglot’s compendium. “Endangered Alphabets” is certain to attract attention far beyond Winooski. Brookes is self-publishing a book about the project in June, and the show has been booked into three venues in Britain, with inquiries from other countries now zipping into Brookes’ email in-box. It remains at Champlain College’s Emergent Media Center in the Champlain Mill until mid-June.
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SLOW: ARTISTS AT WORK The Queen City’s Pine Street corridor is one step closer to being officially designated the “South End Arts District” by the Burlington City Council. A resolution, sponsored by councilors JOAN SHANNON (D-Ward 5), KAREN PAUL (I-Ward 6) and ED ADRIAN (D-Ward 1), passed 13-1 Monday night, but the designation won’t be official until August. That’s because Burlington City Arts Director DOREEN KRAFT lobbied for the resolution to first call for a comprehensive study of the city’s arts enclaves. That study is due back to the council in August. The resolution’s laudatory “whereas” clauses noted the district is home to more than 100 artists and studios, incubator and studio spaces and artisan businesses, making it a hub of the region’s “creative economy.”
“This resolution recognizes what has taken place over time,” said MARK WASKOW, vice president of the SOUTH END ARTS AND BUSINESS ASSOCIATION. “You could say this has been an overnight sensation — that began decades ago.” The rhino at Co The first “business and art” incubator nant Metal & Light space blossomed nearly 40 years ago at RAY UNSWORTH’s Howard Space, now owned by his daughter KAREN UNSWORTH. While the district is peppered with outdoor public art year round, its signature event is the Art Hop, put on by SEABA. Held every September, it draws upward of 30,000 people.
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Lead Law « p.17 existing lead-control requirements under one state law. The EPA allows it, but lawmakers are wrapping up the session and won’t be back until 2011. One of Chittenden County’s biggest landlords is taking the new regs in stride. With about 225 rental units in Burlington, Bissonette says he’s probably investing about a quarter-million dollars in his apartments to do lead containment. And that doesn’t include another $10,000 in necessary routine maintenance related to lead paint. “It’s significant, but it is what it is,” Bissonette says. “This is the business I’ve chosen to be in, and if I want to continue to be in it, this is what you do.”
By many accounts, the Mars Hill wind farm was poorly executed, pushed through with minimal citizen input and built far too close to homes — as near as 1200 feet in one instance. Preconstruction sound modeling was also flawed, according to Nissenbaum. The swish of the blades was louder than residents were led to believe it would be. Toward the end of the evening, one audience member asked the big-picture question: “Can you contrast the health and environmental impacts from wind power to those of coal, oil and nuclear?” McCunney had a good response: “None of us needs to be reminded of the health implications and environmental consequences of oil in light of the tragedy in the Gulf of Mexico right now.” m
Who’s going to be stuck? Small landlords. And “I think in the long run it’s going to hurt homeowners,” Sinagra adds. “The homeowner often goes with the low bid, and often there’s a reason it’s the low bid: Without licensure in Vermont, anyone can be a contractor.” It should be noted that the new leadcontainment rule doesn’t apply to homeowners who do their own renovations, though the EPA recommends that they, too, follow the lead-safe guidelines. Few people dispute the importance of having some lead-safety laws in place. But even after more than three decades, leadbased paints in housing are still the primary cause of lead poisoning in children, which can cause permanent brain damage, lower IQs and other health problems. In 2006, Vermont had 108 confirmed
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cases of children with elevated blood-lead levels, out of more than 9000 children tested, according to Centers for Disease Control statistics. While that number has been steadily dropping in recent years, it’s still higher than public health officials would prefer. For his part, Sinagra isn’t opposed to putting measures in place to prevent kids from being exposed to lead. But he is critical of the timing of the new rules, which have been in the works for nearly two decades. “It’s been a tough year and a half. The economy is just starting to turn around and … contractors who were able to hang on are getting a little excited that there’s work to do,” he says. “It’s not like lead has suddenly become a problem in the last six months. These homes have been around for 33 years.” m
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Assuming a robust 23 cubic inches of flatus per emission, we computed the necessary exit pressure at 3680 pounds per square inch. Problem is, your gut will rupture somewhere north of four pounds per square inch. Alternatively, if we took 4 PSI as our limit and instead ramped up the propellant volume, we discovered we needed about 17,600 cubic feet of gas. The observed volume of the human intestine is on the order of 300 cubic inches. “I don’t think he’s got it in him,” Una concluded sadly. She wasn’t about to give up, though. She resumed tapping away at her keyboard. I looked over her shoulder and saw a document entitled “Combustion of Fart Table.” “Una,” I gasped. “You’re not suggesting…?” “It’s our only hope,” she replied. I’ll spare you the details — you probably remember the basics from college, anyway. Una ran various scenarios. At one point we had the internal pressure up to 250 atmospheres, the combustion temperature at 3600 degrees Kelvin, and exhaust gas exit velocity at 12,000 feet per second. It wasn’t pretty, K. It also didn’t work, unless we were willing to accept catastrophic failure of the containment vessel — I’m sure you’ve heard the expression “flaming asshole”? It’s fine giving sLug signorino
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places in the city that’s got that kind of façade, where it’s on a main thoroughfare but it’s not the front of a business or house.” Matt Young, supervisor of the HowardCenter’s street outreach team, has a different theory: It’s sunny. “It’s the new sun deck,” said Young, who has worked for years with Burlington’s homeless and transient communities. “The sun is generally there all day. That’s a big draw, as is that Nectar’s is there and people can make some pretty good money there at night. And there’s the general vibe of Nectar’s — the freedom it may represent to some people.” The previous “sun deck,” Young said, was on Bank Street between Center and Church, where indentations in the parking garage provided spots for people to hang out and soak up some rays. According to Young, that’s recently become more of a “troublesome corridor” that draws more scrutiny from business owners and police, and pushes street dwellers elsewhere. Of course, Main isn’t the only popular transient hangout in town. Cherry Street near Rite Aid is another one, Young said, though it doesn’t have the foot traffic Main Street does. I decided to pay a visit to Main Street myself. There I found Tina Comstock, a friendly, talkative woman seated on a black milk crate and writing in a marbled Mead notepad. Beside her was a homemade cardboard sign, written in purple marker. It read: “GREED IS A WEED
THAT KILLS THE GARDEN. WE ARE HERE TO LEARN HOW TO LOVE & HELP EACH OTHER OUT. ANYTHING COUNTS. WHATEVER YOU GIVE WILL COME BACK TO YOU 10 FOLD. WITH LOVE & LIGHT.” Comstock told me she’s a Vermont native who spent years moving around the East Coast. She said she was writing a book and some poems about her adventures. Lately, she has come here looking for change to help pay court fees associated with a child custody case. Why here, I asked her? Why not spange someplace else, such as College, Bank, or down near the waterfront? “There’s an energy vortex here,” Comstock said. “People are more giving, more open minded to giving. Even rich people give. They give 50 cents to make themselves feel better.” People catch rides here, Comstock added, by holding a sign with their desired state or destination. But mostly it’s what she called “a money spot.” “People are trying to make money because they don’t have a job and are homeless.” However some actually find work at this spot: The restaurateurs opening Church & Main in the old Smokejacks space have hired folks right off Main Street to haul out construction debris and ready the restaurant for its opening this summer. “If you treat them well, they look out for the place,” said David Fonte, the restaurant’s executive chef. Sun, money and the search for an energy vortex: Isn’t that what motivates most Burlingtonians? m
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determined never to go near poison anything again. Unfortunately, as many a Vermonter knows firsthand, that’s not always possible. Though the Green Mountain State has far less poison ivy than other parts of the country, according to Kathy Decker of the Vermont Department of Forests, Parks & Recreation, “It’s a very fastgrowing, adaptable plant.” We also have our fair share of other backyard irritants — strawberry stalks, juniper bushes, rhubarb plants — that can send even the most avid gardener and outdoor athlete into hiding just as the weather turns nice again. I’ve spent years carefully avoiding poison ivy and its ilk. The day after discovering my zig, I am left perplexed when it takes a zag, and a plum-sized irritation appears on my right leg. I mentally review the previous weekend’s activities: gardening (in long pants), paddleboarding (in a wetsuit), heeding the call of nature in a shrubby area near the lake (uh, no pants).
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of misery with poison ivy. “Your body chemistry changes over time,” he says. Determined not to dig in my yard until I’m sure there’s no poison ivy there, I spend the next few days (in between scratches) digging for more information on problem plants in Vermont. Decker warns me about poison parsnip, a yellow flower that looks like Queen Anne’s lace and has become prevalent along the state’s highways. “If you get the plant’s sap on you, and then the sun hits it, the combination will burn your skin,” she says. “It’s horrific.” Garden expert Charlie Nardozzi, the former senior horticulturalist and spokesperson for the National Gardening Association, tells me about the dangers of “any kind of prickly leaf” — rhubarb, strawberry, juniper. He reminds me to wear gloves and long-sleeved shirts when I’m near potentially irritating plants, and to wash everything when I’m done. If I suspect poison ivy in my yard, the best thing to do is hire someone else chArliE B rowN E to remove it. “Poison ivy is an opportunistic kind of plant,” warns Nardozzi. “And you [can] get poison ivy from dead plants or stems; the oil stays around in the environment, even in the fall and early spring. Know what you’re dealing with.” Duly noted. I try to console myself by reading online about cases of poison ivy far worse than mine: the dumbass who tried to desensitize himself to poison ivy by chewing the leaves (OK, not that much dumber than my teenage marshmallow stick); abdomen. “The urushiol is distrib- the collapsed lung that resulted from uted by your sweat; it can get under burning poison ivy; the ivy-covered the band of your belt or under your sleeping bag that caused rashes year socks,” explains Browne in our phone after year. conversation. “People get it in some With welts and hives still covering very awkward places — real outdoorsy parts of me two weeks after my own naturists and such.” exposure, I’m not yet out of the woods. Browne also informs me that a large But when I am, I know just where to percentage of the population has some go for a safe outdoor fix: the Northeast sort of reaction to urushiol, and that my Kingdom. There, thanks to the cold unfortunate experience as a teenager and higher elevations, Browne assures, didn’t necessarily doom me to a life there’s no poison ivy. m
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that can set up permanent residence in Vermont and wipe out native species. Two such public enemies are the Asian longhorned beetle and the emerald ash borer. The latter is an exotic beetle that first showed up in Michigan in 2002. Carried in hardwood lumber and often spread inadvertently by people who transport firewood, the ash borer has killed tens of millions of trees in at least 14 states and Canadian provinces, including New York and Québec. “These big invasive insects are really a major worry for our hardwood forests,” Hazelrigg says. “The emerald ash borer and Asian longhorned beetle could
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t first glance, the University of Vermont’s Plant Diagnostic Clinic and the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention seem to have little in common beyond their soundalike acronyms. While the CDC has an annual budget of more than $6 billion and employs thousands of scientists worldwide, the PDC operates on less than $90,000 a year and has just one full-time scientist serving all of Vermont. But the two organizations have similar missions. Like the CDC, the PDC is always on the lookout for new and invasive biological agents that can infiltrate the food supply, harm human health and devastate the economy. It, too, must work quickly to identify new bugs, fungi and bacteria to contain outbreaks and minimize their impact. And, the PDC also relies on a network of far-flung experts in the field who keep their eyes and ears to the ground, sometimes literally, to detect the first signs of trouble. The PDC’s lead investigator is Ann Hazelrigg, a plant pathologist and 25year veteran of the UVM Extension. Like every land-grant university in the
country, UVM has a federally supported plant diagnostic clinic whose mission is to help commercial growers and home gardeners identify and treat the thousands of pests that can ruin their crops, ardens and landscaping. The UVM Extension provides this educational service at little or no cost to the public. Hazelrigg wears many hats in her job, including overseeing Vermont’s Master Gardener Program. In the war against invasive species, Vermont’s 900 or so active master gardeners are Hazelrigg’s volunteer soldiers. Often the first to spot new blights and insects, they receive “first detector training” in how to proceed when they come across something of interest or concern. The PDC gathers intelligence rather than making policy. Unlike the Vermont Agency of Agriculture, it has no regulatory authority to issue a stop-sale order when, say, batches of tomatoes with “late blight” show up in Vermont’s big-box stores and garden centers, as they did last June. Late blight, a fungal disease that afflicts tomatoes and potatoes, is probably best known as the cause of the great Irish potato famine of the mid-1800s, which killed tens of millions of people.
But that reverence for sweet sungolds and plump beefsteaks probably kept many home and community gardeners from cutting down their infested plants. As a result, Hazelrigg says, late-blight spores spread far and wide across the state, costing Vermont’s commercial tomato and potato growers about $1 million in lost revenues. Some local farmers point out that their losses would have been even worse if it hadn’t been for Hazelrigg and the PDC. Last summer, she visited scores of farms and greenhouses around the state and provided commercial growers with free identifications, as well as advice on how to stop the blight from spreading to other plants. “Ann is the best,” says Bob Pomykala, president of the Vermont Vegetable and Berry Growers Association, who also operates the 70-acre Pomykala Farm in Grand Isle with his wife, Jane. “If it weren’t for Ann, we probably wouldn’t be in business. You can bring something to her, and you’ll know the next day whether it’s bad or not.” Hazelrigg isn’t just watching for pests that destroy crops and gardens easily replaced by the next growing season. She’s also on the lookout for foreign invaders
really change our landscape, wiping out our ash trees and maples.” In one respect, invasive insects are more problematic than diseases, she explains. Vermont’s long, cold winters tend to kill off soilborne pathogens. By contrast, insects are adaptable and can often find warm places to overwinter in Vermont. And the PDC’s problem of invasive insects is increasing, Hazelrigg adds, for many of the same reasons that the CDC faces a growing threat of novel diseases and viruses. In a globally interconnected world, people and products spread pests of all kinds at an ever-faster pace. Visit many of Vermont’s larger garden centers and you’ll find once-rare cultivars that were imported from elsewhere in the United States and abroad. Moreover, Hazelrigg says, in the last 25 years she’s seen the effects of global climate change. Certain bacterial and fungal diseases that were once found in Connecticut, New Jersey and the mid-Atlantic states are now establishing footholds in Vermont. Wetter than normal growing seasons in recent years have only exacerbated that problem. Such blights aren’t just a concern for gardeners and growers, either. As
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became one of a handful of states with a right-to-dry law last year. The national media has splashed the issue on front pages and in evening newscasts. Last week, Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report” aired a farcical exposé on line drying called “The Enemy Within,” about a woman in Oregon targeted by her neighbors for — gasp! — hanging her undies outside.
A serious documentary due out in October, Drying for Freedom, explores the national controversy surrounding laundry-line bans — one that apparently fueled an argument between neighbors in Mississippi that ended in a homicide. VCC has had a run of good press, too — none of it solicited. The Christian Science Monitor, American Profile and a Korean news team based in New
York City all came to Vermont over the last few years to feature the company. After those stories ran, orders rolled in so fast the Bakers couldn’t keep up. Now, they’re finally ahead of the game, with a few hundred kits stockpiled at a Waitsfield warehouse. The company makes three basic styles with evocative names. The “Garden Party” is a T-shaped setup with one center post and rope webbed around it. The “Summer Breeze” is made up of two T-shaped posts with rope strung between them. And the “Vermont Farmhouse Post” is a solid, single cedar post with a pulley-style laundry line that attaches to a tree or house. But what about clothespins? The Bakers note that Vermont was home to the last manufacturer of wooden clothespins in the U.S., the National Clothespin Company in Montpelier. The Bakers say they’ve contemplated expanding into handmade clothespins to build on that heritage, but for now it’s just a concept. The Bakers are selling about 300 clothesline kits a year and gross $50,000 to $60,000. The kits are only sold online, but the couple hopes eventually to retail them through such outlets as Vermont Country Store or Gardener’s Supply. The company has no full-time employees, and the Bakers each hold other jobs. Michelle is a school business manager at the Washington West Supervisory Union; Joel runs a contracting firm and sells insulated concrete forms. They’d like to be full-time clothesline makers someday, but for now they’ll keep their day jobs. The Bakers’ business sense sounds as basic and down-to-earth as the clotheslines themselves. In thinking up the designs, “We just wanted something sturdy and relatively attractive, but kind of rustic,” Joel says. “Something you could chuck in your woodstove when you’re done with it.” As for determining a price point, he notes, “We just figured out what it cost to make them and what seemed like a reasonable profit. We can’t compete with the $39.99 Chinese
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called to her. It was in the woods where Knauf came to understand just what space is. “I react so much to the space I’m in, and I realized our spaces are so important,” she says. It was also there, amid the soaring conifers and craggy rocks of the Whites, that Knauf figured out how to meld her love of nature with her understanding and appreciation of space and how it is used. A year after her two-year tenure in the woods ended, Knauf graduated from the Conway
School of Landscape Design and moved to Vermont to begin her second career as a landscape designer. Today, 52-year-old Knauf is one of the leading landscape designers in the area. Her clients, which range from progressive prep schools to leading green businesses to environmentally minded homeowners, seek her out for her seamless design that brings the indoors outside in sustainable ways. If being in the woods for a year taught her anything, she says, it is that we are all stewards of the natural world. That concept has informed and inspired her design ever since. Knauf’s work is rare in being luxurious without being ostentatious and in putting principles of sustainability above all else. She creates rooms that have no walls and vistas that extend for miles. Her work conveys a feeling of sumptuousness while staying firmly grounded in the natural world. Knauf, a soft-spoken woman with sharp features and shoulder-length brown hair, works primarily with native plants and never with invasive species. She employs rain gardens and edible forests when she can and always seeks to recreate wildlife habitats with flora that attracts birds and other creatures. Site-harvested boulders and ornamental rock gardens in her designs encourage moss growth and help guide and filter water. When describing her design aesthetic, she sums up her work in a word: integration. “I strive for integrated composition,” Knauf says. “The design has to flow from inside and work its way out.” While Knauf is equally versed in a range of landscaping styles, from contemporary to naturalistic to Japanese, the common thread in her work is this meshing of indoor and outdoor spaces. For Knauf, ensuring this integration is intuitive, she says. She inherently understands how colors, textures and patterns can be woven together throughout a property. “I look at what is the environmental context, what is happening with the natural landscape,” she says. “Then it’s about carrying the patterns from inside the house and repeating those outside.” That sense of flow from indoors to outdoors is what Maureen Labenski loves about the landscape Knauf designed for her Elmore home. A sense of simplicity pervades Labenski’s 3000-square-foot Japanese-inspired house, so Knauf worked
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arital mediation may not be among the skills taught in design school, but nudging a squabbling couple toward agreement does represent a big part of Ali White’s work for Peregrine Design/Build. “Typically, one partner will have a definite idea of what a project should look like, while the other won’t be as definite or will have a different idea,” says White, a design consultant to the South Burlington firm. “I try to listen first and to see what the house is about. Then I’ll edit their choices and help them come to a consensus.” For a team like Peregrine’s, home design means more than picking colors and drawing up blueprints. Among Vermont design firms, Peregrine stands out; it has won numerous awards from national publications such as Better Homes and Gardens and from a regional trade group: the Home Builders and Remodelers Association of Northern Vermont. But when it comes to generating favorable word of mouth locally — essential to success in Vermont’s design/build business — personal touches such as White’s counseling are what the firm’s clients remember. “Our clients miss us when we’re gone,” suggests Cliff Deetjen, Peregrine’s in-house architect. “They enjoyed having us around, and that’s where referrals come from.” Charlotte homeowner Rick Brokaw is one of Peregrine’s satisfied customers. He selected the company to undertake “a big, big, big project” after interviewing three candidate companies and finding Peregrine’s principals to be “really personable.” Feeling comfortable with the designers/builders both personally and professionally would be crucial, Brokaw knew, “because I’d be practically living with them for weeks and weeks.” The addition Peregrine carried out for Brokaw more than doubled the 1200-square-foot home he bought in 1995. The living room and kitchen were enlarged, a second full bath was installed, and a garage and mudroom were built. Peregrine earned one of its awards for the work it did on Brokaw’s home. It won another for a bathroom remodeling project — the sort of work that accounts for many of Peregrine’s jobs. Most design/
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of various purples, she leads me through stacks of carpets organized by size. It’s not easy getting around; the carpets are piled 3 feet high on the floor of each downstairs room and hang unfurled on the walls. At first glance, they all look the same: mostly red and black, with traditional Persian patterns. But it doesn’t take long for their individual characteristics to emerge. And that’s exactly what Edey is going for. “My goal is to get people in here — I’m hoping it’s kind of a museum experience,” she says. “They didn’t really know about rugs before, but then they leave with this whole sense of these women in another part of the world who are wonderful artists, doing what they want to do and making a living, even if not a great one.” Before she got serious about starting a business, Edey says, she was simply interested in outreach. She wanted to draw attention to the often-harrowing factory conditions that pervade the rug industries in India, China, Pakistan and Nepal, which
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Do you have a favorite restaurantthemed book or movie? Waiter Rant. Read it. It’s hysterical. It’s 100 percent true. It takes place in the New York City metro area. It’s just a mess of collected stories that are [the author’s] and that were shared. I would never want to be in this business in New York. What makes Burlington better? The people here are much more real — infinitely more real. That’s one reason I left New York.m
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Job It was during Jazz Fest, Is it rude when people Floor manager at when we don’t take resmake reservations and ervations. So every single Leunig’s Bistro & Café then don’t show up? It’s discourteous. person, whether you’re a regular who’s been coming 30 years or a stranger who’s just come What’s the strangest cocktail you’ve ever made? into town, had to wait in line. There was something with curdled cream. I don’t know what it was. It What does a maître d’ do? wasn’t here. It was brown liqueur and The maître d’ is the conductor of the curdled cream. And I thought, You must orchestra, so you’re giving feedback have a cast-iron stomach. to the kitchen and the servers and the guests. It’s really kind of a heady job. Does your job have an element of You’re just trying to make people happy theater? all the time. When your shift is nine It’s complete theater — and anyone who hours, that’s a lot of happiness to try to tells you otherwise is a liar. In theater, spread around. you always have to think on your feet. Do you get cold in winter standing by Yeah, it’s rehearsed. Yeah, it’s scripted. that door all the time? But when somebody messes up their Freezing would be the correct word. line, you’ve got to cover for them, and Every job has its positives and neit’s got to seem absolutely flawless. A lot gatives. That’s one of the negatives. of people say the restaurant business is
all smoke and mirrors. It’s not. It’s really very transparent, as is a play. But what you don’t know as an audience member, you’re never supposed to know — because everybody on stage has done their job so well that you don’t know so-andso forgot their lines.
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What are your duties as floor manager? Greet and seat. I try to get everybody who comes through the door seated as quickly as possible. Remember those little square puzzles that had one little piece missing, and you had to move all the pieces around to get the picture? It’s like that. That puzzle never has an end, until the end of the night. But I love those puzzles, so for me, it’s a great job.
How do you determine how long Fortunately, it’s not that cold for that the wait is going to be? Is that long in the winter. science, or is it art? It’s pretty much science. It’s how long What would you compare your job to? diners have already been there versus [Cruise director] Julie McCoy from “The Love Boat.” how many names are ahead of them for that size party versus how Do you speak French? many reservations [are] Un peu. I took four years already taken. It’s a lot of Name in high school. math. Donald Imgram Ever have to bounce a What’s the longest rowdy customer? Town someone’s ever waited At Leunig’s? Not so far. Burlington for a table? But I have at other places. Four and a half hours.
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onald Imgram has worked a dozen years in the restaurant business, but his theater degree from Skidmore also comes in handy during his shifts as floor manager at Leunig’s Bistro & Café in Burlington. With the busy Church Street restaurant as his stage, Imgram directs a cast of waitstaff, bartenders and bussers through fastpaced drama five days a week. Leunig’s regulars know Imgram as the smiling maître d’ who greets them when they enter. His charm and years of experience may make the job look effortless, but restaurant work is a pressure cooker — especially at a place like Leunig’s, where presentation is paramount and the food has a reputation to uphold. After college, Imgram worked at a New York City talent agency and flirted with studying interior design before heading north for the less hectic pace of New England. He landed in Burlington, bought into 135 Pearl, the now-defunct queer-friendly nightclub, and launched his career in the restaurant biz. Imgram has worked in restaurants all over Chittenden County. He managed the Daily Planet before coming to Leunig’s four years ago. When he’s not on the job, he loves to garden in his yard. Known for his out-loud fashion sense, Imgram didn’t disappoint on the day Seven Days chatted him up about his job: He wore a bright paisley shirt, smart slacks and alligator-skin shoes.
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The Chittenden Solid Waste District manages the Spring Move Out Project on May 28, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., on Loomis Street in Burlington. The street will be closed to traffic during this event. Acceptable items are clothing (must be clean and dry), books, household items, furniture and nonperishable food. Any items not claimed will be donated to local charities. Items that do not fit the criteria can be dropped off at 339 Pine Street in Burlington. Disposal fees are charged for items that can’t be recycled or reused. More info, 872-8111 or www.cswd.net.
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priced items made from recycled soda bottles or hemp. For Kellogg, a self-described hippie, “being green” is a fringe benefit of Dumpster diving, not the main selling point. “When you live life the way you feel it, I think being green is the natural thing to do,” he explains. But let’s be real: There are reasons most people opt for Pottery Barn or other retail outlets over the trash heap. Aside from the obvious shortcomings, such as the rancid stench of Dumpsters and the social discomfort of jumping into one, the practice can have bigger risks. Kellogg admits that business owners have, on occasion, given him a hard time. On the other hand, he believes some businesses purposely put things in the trash that they know people might want. A word of advice to wannabe Dumpster divers? Avoid open-toed
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discarded clothes, cuts the fabric into strips and weaves the strips into purses. Kellogg is fairly typical of UVM’s demographics: He’s a white, uppermiddle-class kid from Massachusetts who doesn’t need to sift through junk to find a table for his dorm room, or a free dinner. But needing things isn’t really what Dumpster diving is about for him. “The idea of getting something for free has a certain allure,” says Kellogg, who admits that rifling through trash is more an exciting pastime for him than a necessity. “It’s an adventure … Provided someone else doesn’t need it more than me? I’m all good.” Some would say dumpster diving is a great way to act on environmental consciousness. It makes sense that using curtains or chairs destined for the dump is “greener” than shelling out for high-
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ost people looking to furnish their new apartments start by flipping through a Pottery Barn catalog. If they’re slumming it, they might hit up IKEA. Fewer people rummage around in other people’s trash to find chairs, couches, curtains and bathtubs. But for renters and homeowners hoping to cut costs on decorating, or for those who want to take green living to the extreme, seeking out free stuff is the way to go. Between Internet classifieds and other people’s trash — not to mention all the stuff college kids leave on their lawns on moveout day — plenty of free, used furnishings are out there and easy to find. Henry Kellogg is a student at the University of Vermont who calls himself a Dumpster diver. His adventures in searching the trash disprove the adage that there’s “no such thing as a free lunch” — or a free futon. For Kellogg, a much more fitting motto is “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” What sorts of things can you find in a Dumpster? “It all depends on what you want,” Kellogg says. “Everybody throws things away. It’s just going to a landfill if you don’t take it.” Kellogg originally started Dumpster diving for food, but he notes that Burlington’s trash heaps offer plenty of good finds besides stale bagels and overripe bananas. Over the course of his Dumpster-diving ventures, Kellogg has come across wood, construction supplies, a table that currently resides in his dorm room and even an old blowtorch. His roommate has found a range of items, too, including an end table that she’s repainted and plans to bestow on a friend as a present. She also takes old,
shoes, “because you wouldn’t want any squishy toes,” offers Kellogg. If you’d like to find free stuff, but the thought of jumping into liquid garbage makes you squirm, there are some cleaner alternatives. The Internet, for one. People often post their unwanted items on sites such as Craigslist, their neighborhood’s Front Porch Forum or this paper’s classifieds. “You can furnish a house in two hours on [the] Craigslist free list,” declares Kellogg. “I got a bathtub off there; you can get chickens, farm equipment … lots of things.” Currently, in fact, his roommates are trying to furnish an entire house with free items — though maybe not chickens. No doubt they’ll have some luck on May 28 at the “Spring Move Out Project.” That’s when college kids leaving town for the summer bring mattresses, couches and other unwanted stuff to Loomis Street for a free community swap. Discarded items include kitchenware, furniture, computers, bikes, clothes, stereos, beds and more. So, when you find yourself stressing over whether to purchase an ecofriendly bamboo table or chair, consider the greener, cheaper (albeit sometimes yuckier) alternative: other people’s trash. As Kellogg points out, “If more people got into it, then Dumpsters would be much more social places.”
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hile most people spend heaps of money and time to get their lawn looking like a plush green carpet, Michaela Maestas wants nothing to do with the hassle. The self-described “radical environmentalist” has spent the last four years gardening nonstop to rid her lawn of, well, lawn. “The thought of having a lawn drives me crazy,” Maestas says, looking out over the dozen verdant garden beds that fill her front yard. While Maestas may consider her assault on grass radical, the idea of converting lawns to gardens is taking hold in the mainstream. As homeowners recognize the true costs of maintaining a pristine lawn — the resources expended in mowing, fertilizing, watering and weed management — the idea of an expanse of green begins to lose its sheen. Plus, the recession has combined with the localvore movement to make backyard agriculture seem attractive. No hard figures are available on the number of people in this region who have torn out some or all of their lawns and replaced them with gardens. But Dan Goossen, general manager of Intervale Compost Products, says interest is growing. Goossen has seen a sizable uptick in the number of locals buying compost with which to start new gardens. When the economic downturn reached its nadir, garden centers began seeing more novice gardeners looking to grow their own food, says Jim Flint, executive director of the Friends of Burlington Gardens. A well-maintained vegetable garden can yield an estimated half-pound of fresh produce per square foot of garden per growing season. That initial surge has led to “steady sustained interest” in home gardens, though Flint says it’s too soon to tell how sustainable the trend will be in our region. Front- and backyard gardening are not without their challenges, from sandy soil to hungry squirrels. But one good reason to push for lawnto-garden conversions is that lawns are resource hogs, Goossen says. The average American lawn sucks up about
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8000 gallons of water a year, whereas a one-acre organic plot uses just 3000 gallons. According to the Environmental Protection Agency, a lawn mower can emit as much carbon in one hour as a car does in a 200-mile ride. To encourage seasoned gardeners and inexperienced black thumbs alike to consider replacing their grass with tomatoes, peas and lettuce, Intervale Compost Products launched the Turn My Lawn Into a Garden Contest in early LISTEN IN ON LOCAL FOODIES...
spring. Of the more than 100 entries it received, one made an especially compelling, poignant case for conversion. Meg Wallace, who lives in Burlington’s Old North End, has been gardening for as long as she can remember. Five years ago, after being functionally homeless, Wallace bought a split-level duplex with the help of the city’s Community and Economic Development Office. With starter plants she received from her mother and friends, Wallace
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established vibrant gardens of evening primrose and morning glory, iris and phlox. Over the years, her foliage crept from her property to the greenbelt down the road. In her earnest and persuasive essay, Wallace, who is disabled, describes how her flower gardens created pride in her neighborhood. But, she writes, while the flowers are lovely and convey a sense of calm and neighborliness, she has pined for a vegetable garden. Like many properties in the Old North End, her Washington Street yard is at high risk for lead contamination, and she doesn’t think it is safe to grow food there. “Unfortunately, and as many, I live on a very tight budget, and while I have — with the help of many community donations — been able to expand greenbelt plantings every year, I haven’t been able to afford to install safe raised beds for food gardens,” Wallace writes, “although both I and my tenants have dearly wanted these.” On a drizzly Thursday, nearly two months after Wallace submitted her essay, volunteers from Intervale Compost Products, Burlington Permaculture and Grow Team ONE came together in Wallace’s cozy, lilac-scented backyard to make her food garden a reality by installing raised beds. Local permaculture guru Mark Krawczyk plunged a broadfork into the ground to loosen the soil, as Eric Van Vlandren of Intervale Compost sawed hemlock planks to make the beds. Other volunteers dug a hole in a bed full of daylilies, daffodils and forget-menots; it was the future site of a new peach tree. By the end of the day, Wallace had two raised beds in which she and her tenants could grow a bounty of produce. Wallace had the will to grow food; she just needed the means. For other homeowners, it may be the other way around. While Intervale Compost’s Goossen says only good things can happen when lawns are torn out and replaced with gardens, he acknowledges that many people approach that process with apprehension. The average American lawn may require LAWN GONE
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offering the hefty pillows in a handful of flavors: rose, lemon meringue, toasted almond, “oh honey” and “sophisticated cinnamon.” A mixed five-pack goes for $6.50 if you pick up the goods, or $8.50 with shipping. She’s selling the treats at the biweekly Flynn Avenue farmers market, and hopes to wholesale them to restaurants in the near future. “I’m actually on my way to meet with a chef,” Seaver notes. “Stores would probably be a natural next step.” She’s working on new flavors, including a tricky maple version, and contemplating adding a couple new lines of sweets. “I hope to perfect marshmallows and move on to other goods, such as licorice or gummies,” Seaver says. Sweet. S u z AN N E poDh Ai zE r
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She may have mastered Italian comfort food, but the restaurant’s raison d’être is producing Persian classics. Oberlender points out that her business — currently takeout
Until recently, the thREE PEnny taPRoom in Montpelier had a fairly simple menu consisting of finger foods, housemade pickles, cheeses and cured meats. But new chef JoEy nagy, a recent transplant from Southern California, has expanded the offerings dramatically — even though the compact bar lacks a stove. “We have 18 to 20 menu items, ranging from bar bites to salads, soups, sandwiches and charcuterie,” Nagy explains. “We’re using the finest ingredients we can find and making simple dishes [from them]. We have a very consistent clientele, so we’re changing the menu every day to keep them interested.” How do they do it? With a George Foreman grill and a dollop of ingenuity. “We can blanch things with the water out of the coffeepot,” Nagy says cheerfully. Meats are poached in a Crock-Pot. The chef is currently preparing other items in the kitchen at lacE in Barre, and, pending approval from the Vermont Department of Health, a couple of Capital City restaurants have offered up their facilities, too. When he came to Montpelier, Nagy says, he noticed a bunch of cuisine gaps in his new town. To help fill them, Three Penny is doing themed meals three nights a week: Latin-inspired on Friday, sushi on Saturday and oysters on Sunday. “There’s a high demand here for Japanese food, and nobody is doing oysters,” Nagy notes. “It’s been very well received.”
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had its official grand opening just across the way from Plum & Main. The owner, FaRah obERlEnDER, hails from Iran. Her cuisine reflects native specialties but also includes French pastries and Italian pasta dishes that have become popular in the Middle East. “Her lasagna is out of this world,” says Oberlender’s landlord, Jack slaglE.
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The last dinner service at Plum & maIn REstauRant in Johnson was packed. At 8 p.m. on Saturday, May 8, the wait for a two-top was still more than half an hour. With business like that, why did the diner — situated in Johnson’s original 1917 post office building — shut down the next day after more than 20 years as a town fixture? According to lauREl PERsIco, who co-owned the restaurant with her husband, Pat, “It’s just time for the next phase in our lives.” Locals and Johnson State College students seemed glum at the prospect of their last helpings of hot open-faced sandwiches, salads with maple-French dressing and homemade pies. Fish and scallop specials were sold out before the end of the night. One of Plum & Main’s signatures, coconut cream pie, was gone, too. After serving up their final piece of Gooey Chocolate Chip, a soufflé-like take on the Tollhouse pie, the Persicos expressed the hope that someone would buy their restaurant. “People really love this place,” says Laurel.
only — is the first to serve her native cuisine in Vermont. Two years ago, Oberlender started a business called JFK Creations with her husband, JEFFREy, and young son, kEvIn. Since then, the family has sold Middle Eastern delicacies at farmers markets in Morrisville, Jericho, Johnson, Hardwick and Highgate. This summer, they will expand into Waterbury. Oberlender says running a restaurant will be extra work, but her new convection oven should cut down on the stress. In previous summers, she had to cook 12 dishes simultaneously in her home’s electric version. What exactly are those dishes? Besides the obvious choices, such as falafel, “samosehs” and stuffed grape leaves, Oberlender offers as many as 40 uniquely Persian items each day. She recommends quiche-like koko — plates of spiced eggs pan-fried with meats or vegetables. Tah cheen, a layered rice and chicken casserole with yogurt and saffron, incorporates basmati rice, as do many of the dishes at Farah’s. Oberlender says she’s excited about adding kebabs to the menu in the near future — specifically kubideh, sausage-like skewers of spiced ground lamb or beef. Though Persian food is certainly out of the ordinary in tiny Johnson, Oberlender thinks it’s the perfect place for her business — which, she says, has already been hit up by diners who compared it favorably with meals they ate in Iran. (The cosmopolitan crowd at the Vermont Studio Center might have something to do with that.) “It’s far to Burlington and everywhere, but I just love this place,” Oberlender says.
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have done well, and she’s experimenting with grapes. Despite last year’s tough growing season, Maestas has big hopes for her hops, too. The only grass that remains in Maestas’ yard is a web of green that serves as a garden path. She has visions of planting three more beds and replacing a Norway maple in her yard with jOrDan silverman
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“A garden requires some thinking,” Goossen says. “You have to pay attention to your soil. And you have to be more aware of what’s going on with the weather.” Where should a beginner who wants to make the transition start? Every garden expert in the area will tell you that, before you even think about planting food crops in your urban yard, you need to have your soil tested. (See sidebar.) If contaminants are found, raised beds like Wallace’s are the way to go. When New North Ender Maestas moved into her home on Woodbury Road, crushed beer bottles, plastic wrappers and garbage bags littered her backyard. It’s taken her years of building up the soil to make it rich and productive. In four different gardens that take up the bulk of her property, Maestas grows varieties of tomatoes, peppers, eggplant and asparagus that she plucks right out of the ground and eats raw. Her berries
two dwarf cherry trees. Her goal is to be as self-sufficient as she can be in her patch of suburbia. Mara Welton, who also lives in the New North End, has similar feelings. Shortly after she and her husband, Spencer, moved into their Tracy Drive home, they set about tilling most of the front lawn. “Mowing just seemed silly,” Welton says. Of course, the conversion from lawn to garden was a little easier for the Weltons. As proprietors of Half Pint Farm in Burlington’s Intervale, the couple are no strangers to gardening. With farm tools and leftover starts, they were able to create a miniature farm at home. That home garden isn’t just a smaller version of their Intervale enterprise. Welton says the front yard gives the pair
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This pretty Cape is in a perfect central location, convenient to everything. Near the end of a quiet street. Large fully fenced backyard looks out on woods. Extensively renovated. Lovely new kitchen with stainless appliances. 1st floor master. $324,900 Call Meg handler (802) 846-9579 Meghandler.com Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty
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Centrally located Indian Creek Townhouse. Movein condition. Gleaming hardwood floors, cozy wood-burning fireplace, open floor plan, sunny unit, big deck for summer BBQ’s. $218,900
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garbage & snow plowing, free wireless. removal incl. NS/pets. Photos, contact 5/10/10 CBHB-P21003899-051210.indd 3:33:10 PM 1 $1450/mo. Avail. June 1. www.193howard.com. 802-324-6446. 598-0350. $1900/mo. 3-BR apt. Colchester Ave. Walking distance to UVM & Winooski center. Trash pickup, water incl. $1400/mo. + utils. John, 978-887-0765. 3-BR, avail. June 1 Newly renovated 1st-floor apt. New appliances, DW, W/D, gas range, off-street parking, HDWD, overhauled heating system, mowing,
4-BR Burlington Loomis st. 1-BA. Charming, bay alcoves, HDWD under heavily worn carpets. Wrap-around porch. Rent w/ option to buy avail. LR currently used as 4th BR. $2600/mo. + utils. Shared driveway & street parking. NS/pets. 802-862-6063.
Enjoy your river front condominium with 9’ ceilings, generous kitchen with hardwood cabinetry and ENERGY STAR appliances. One bedrooms are available for $175,000. Two bedrooms reduced to $249,500. Jump on these prices now before the clock runs out. Call Tom shampnois || (802) 846-9572 www.HickokandBoardman.com Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty
AFFORDABLE APTS.! BURLINGTON 2-BR CBHB-P21004123-051210.indd 1 1-BR, $850/mo., 2-BR, New 5/10/10 3:36:44 $900/mo. PM $966/mo., 3-BR, renovation. All-new $1179/mo. Incl. heat appliances. High & HW! Fitness center, ceilings. Convenient media room & covered downtown location. Gas parking! Pets allowed! range & heat. On-site, Income requirements: tenant-only laundromat 1 person less than currently under $31,740/yr.; 2 people construction. Assigned combined less than off-street parking. $36,300; 3 people 802-658-3053. combined less than Burlington $40,800. EHO ADA. Pearl St. Victorian Info: Keen’s Crossing, studio apts. 2 blocks 802-655-1810. east of Church St. HDWD, clean. NS/pets. $630-$745/mo. incl.
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Wonderful opportunity for investors or owner occupied buyers. Quiet location on one-way street, only 2 1/2 blocks to top of Church Street and Battery Park. Exceptionally maintained apartments, lots of charm. 9’ ceilings, hardwood floors, spacious. $349,900 Call Steve lipkin (802) 846-9575 HickokandBoardman.com Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty
Don’t miss this cozy three bedroom Bungalow. Located on a dead end street with public park. New kitchen and bath, wood floors, front porch, peek-a-boo lake views. Easy walk to downtown. One car garage with small shop. Partially finished basement. $349,000 Call Chris von Trapp (802) 846-9525 || www.ChrisvonTrapp.com Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty
Four bedrooms, multiple bath Burlington home two minutes to bike path and a short distance to grade school. Ideal floor plan with front-to-back fireplaced living room. Large deck and attached garage. $309,000
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Close to village. Attached 2-car garage, lg. deck, raised bed vegetable garden, and invisible pet fence surrounding yard. Master Bedroom suites on 1st & 2nd floors. Jacuzzi bath. Hearthstone wood stove, open kitchen & dining w/ birch cabinets and yellow pine floors. Alarm system. $329,000. 802-793-7043 Century 21 Jack Associates
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Burlington 3-BR Duplex Lg., remodeled, So. End 5 Sisters neighborhood. $1475/mo. incl. water, trash, winter parking. Lease, dep., refs. No pets. 802-660-8957.
Burlington House Avail. Jun. 1 8 rooms, sunset over lake & park. 3-BR+, 2 LR’s, DR, W/D, porches, mudroom, storage, yard, parking. Walk to lake & downtown. $2400/
Burlington/ Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg., fully furnished house. All utils. incl. W/ in 10 min. to all colleges. 2.5-BA, W/D, parking, lg. back deck, on bus line. No pets. Rent individually or w/ friends. Year lease or summer sublet avail. $650-$700/ mo. per person + dep. Openings 6/1 & 7/1. 802-863-9612. Essex Jct. Highland Village. Avail. May 15. 2-BR, 1st floor, 2-BA, breakfast bar, W/D, balcony, garage, fitness room on site. No pets. $1400/mo. Simplicity Property Mgmt., 802-861-6468. Ferrisburg 1-BR basement apt. Beautiful views, private entrance. All utils. incl. NS/pets. $850/mo., $800/mo., if you pay before or on the 1st. Avail. June 1. Michelle, 802-877-9933.
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LAKEVIEW TERRACE, BURL. June 1. 1-BR w/ porch. Gas heat, off-street parking, basement storage, coin W/D. Credit check, refs., lease required. No dogs. $825/mo. + utils. liamL5inc@hotmail. com.
Montpelier apt. in friendly neighborhood Quiet, clean, sunny, 1-BR, screened-in porch, off-street parking. W/D, storage. Avail. June 1-Dec. 31. 5 min. walk to downtown, parks, Statehouse, restaurants, more. $900/mo. + utils. 802-488-4685.
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Newly Renovated 4-BR 2 BAs, LR, DR, full kitchen, W/D, HW, heat, elec., lease or lease to own, 2 mi. west of Rt. 100 & I-89. $1800/mo. 802-238-0679. Richmond Village Sm. 2-BR, unfurnished. NS/pets. Credit check, refs. req. 802-4343238, lv. msg.
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Burlington 4-BR house Isham St. Exceptionally clean, unfurnished, central to UVM & downtown, spacious, parking. No pets. Dep. Utils. not incl. 2 lg. LRs, entrance way, ample storage, full basement. Avail. 6/1. Ray, 802-233-2991 or 802-878-7800.
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Burlington Avail. Jun. 1. Upper Maple St. Lg. 1-BR apts. Clean, lots of windows, private porch, eat-in kitchen, shaded treed lot, parking, coin-op, heat/HW. NS/pets. Refs. 1st floor, $1170/ mo. 3rd floor, $980/mo. Studio404@comcast. net, 658-8056.
This spacious home boasts an open floor plan, in home office, media room, two wood burning fireplaces, fabulous yard with inground pool and enough room to play wiffleball! With easy access to parks, trails, FAHC, UVM and the interstate this is the home for you! MLS# 21001662 priced at $268,000. Call Robbi Handy Holmes 802-652-9803 ext. 2128 Century 21 Jack Associates robbihandyholmes@c21jack.com
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FOR RENT [CONT.] S. BURLINGTON DUPLEX Great neighborhood, Hanover St. 3-BR, full basement, fenced-in yard. New appliances. New carpet. 1 dog allowed. $1300/mo. + dep. 802-343-1953 or 802-488-4946.
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1-BR APT. Maple cabinets, wood laminate flooring, covered deck, garden, more. $740/mo. incl. HW, trash, lawn care. Sorry, no dogs. Call before 9 p.m. 802-4533273. UNDERHILL HOME FOR RENT 2-BR, 1-BA, open floor plan, breathtaking views of Mt. Mansfield. 35 mins. to Burlington. Smoke-free property. $1650/mo. +utils. 802858-9129.
Dorset Park ConDominium 1900+ sq.ft. condo5/10/10 w/ lots 2:56:01 PM of bonus storage, ample closet space, walk-in pantry, attached garage, full deck w/ a retractable awning. Premier location, conveniently located near S. Burlington’s award winning schools, FAHC, Fairpoint, UVM, Champlain College and Downtown. $245,900. 802-860-6410
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In the middle of nature 3/29/10 -FSBO-Jcota042810.indd 12:28:23 PM 1 contemporary colonial. 9’ ceilings and maple flooring. Two full bathrooms, one half. Three bedrooms. Quiet neighborhood with children. $450,000. 802-324-3679, forsaleonmansfielddrive@ gmail.com.
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58 Pennington Drive. 5/10/10FSBO-Katarina042810indd 3:47:55 PM 1 Charming 3-BR, 2-BA. Quiet neighborhood. Huge master suite, lg. closets. Patio, deck, shed, dry basement, gas wood stove, gas oven/range. New: furnace, siding, windows, roof, kitchen, maple hardwood floors. 802-735-2567, http:// www.58pennington.com $242,000.
4-BR, 2 full BA, 1660 sq.ft. living space. Full basement, 2-car garage. 3 acres, large barn. Many new upgrades. All appliances included. Asking $257,500. Arnie, 802-373-2361.
Recently updated 3/22/10 1-BR FSBO-ArnieWhite051210.indd 4:31:41 PM 1 condo with washer & dryer in unit. Association dues include heat & hot water. One underground parking spot included. Pet friendly association with pool. $127,900. 802-578-8667.
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Charming 1920s home 4/12/10FSBO-JasonBarron033110.indd 5:02:51 PM 1 (3-BR, 1-BA) with 1 car garage, beautiful woodwork, slate roof, large fenced yard. Close to Burlington, UVM and Fletcher Allen. $225,000. More info? http://www.postlets.com/ res/3736794 or contact: Jesse Suter, 802-503-5135, jesse.suter@uvm.edu.
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Convenient location, 5/10/10 2:42:23 PM completely renovated attractive 3 bedroom cape. New roof, siding, wiring, hardwood floors, plenty of parking, a must see interior. Perfect for live-in rentals to help pay for mortgage. Close to colleges, hospitals, bus stops. Commercial possibilities. $199,000. 802-878-6515.
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Rehab to suit. 1/2 block from Bat4/26/10 FSBO-Laurelclark051210.indd 10:56:32 AM 1 tery Park, short walk to Downtown. On Historic Register. Graceful brick house needs interior makeover. Will renovate as family home, or home with office/workshop/studio, or two units with separate entrances - live in one, rent out other. Off-street parking. Yard. Usable attic. Approved to build townhouse addition on rear. Photo is look after rehab. 425-3351, 318-2708, mpf@accessvt.com.
Great South Burlington 5/10/10 3:57:36 PM Location. Contemporary home, great open floorplan for entertaining, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, in-ground pool. Must see to appreaciate all the unique features! $299,000. 802-233-0321.
UPPER MAPLE ST. WESTFORD 5/10/10 FSBO-maryfitzpatrick050510.indd 2:53:16 PMW/ VIEWS & WINOOSKI 1 TRAILS 2nd-floor efficiency Nice, clean, quiet 2-BR. Colorful, quiet condo w/ shared BA. Clean, Avail. now. $800/mo. + w/ loft. 2 BR, 1 1/2 BAs, quiet, bright, parking, utils. No pets. 802-355W/D, DW, HDWD, tile, private yard, utils. incl., 2219 or 802-355-2218. carpet, cathedral W/D. NS/pets. Refs. req. ceilings. Private, trails, Avail. now. 802-658beautiful views, great 8056. neighbors. $1250/mo. 802-355-8899. RIVERVIEW, RICHMOND 2-BR mobile home, very WALK TO UVM, 3-BR WILLISTON: CARRIAGE nice, HDWD floor LR, $1300 HOME eat-in kitchen, 2-door Burlington, lg., clean, Madison Dr.: 3-BR, refrigerator, cathedral bright, full BA, W/D, DW. 2.5-BA, 1853 sq.ft. ceiling, gas heat, Private entrance w/ Master suite, HDWD, deck, shed. Financing porch. On bus line. NS, gas fireplace, A/C, W/D, possible. Sale after small pets negotiable. 9-ft. ceilings, garage. divorce. $30,500. Info: Owner managed. 802Built 2009. No pets. 802-253-8841. 897-5625. $2100/mo. July 1. 802-846-9568, www. hickokandboardman. com.
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1-BR $435/MO. Near lake/bike path. UVM/FAHC 4.5 miles. Incl. parking, elec., heat, WiFi. 1st mo. + 1 mo. deposit. NS/pets. Great for grad/med. student. lsmead@gmail.com. 2 ROOMS AVAIL. JUNE 1 In quiet, artistic household. $366/mo. incl. elec. & water, 1/3 utils. incl. gas & Internet. Close-in Winooski. Anna, 802-310-8660.
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Offering owner-carry financing with $10K down on beautiful newer colonial style home in Milton. 3-BR, 2.5-BA in great neighborhood. Lease/option also available. No credit needed! 802-310-8927.
Beautiful large townhouse, 2,500sf, cathedral ceilings, over-size windows, hardwood floors, 3-BR, 3 full BA, great master suite/jacuzzi, WI closets, finished basement, 2-car attached garage. $360,000. MLS#21003562. Call Phil 802-310-0114.
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Warm, open contemporary 4/19/10FSBO-RobynBahar-051210.indd 3:12:17 PM 1 in great family neighborhood. Relax in open floor plan with island kitchen. Built in bookshelves, pantry & recycling closets, laundry chute, central vac, high ceiling basement, large garage with storage loft for gardening. Master BR separate from other three. $339,900. 802-318-8374.
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ACT 250 NOTICE APPLICATION AND HEARING #4C0893-5R 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On April 14, 2010, Daniel Fontaine and Michael Fontaine filed a request for Reconsideration for the District Commission’s decision on application #4C0893-5 for a project described as partial findings under Criterion 8(A) for a proposed 34 unit residential development located within the current sand extraction pit. The project is located on North Williston Road in the Town of Williston. This project will be evaluated at the hearing by the District 4 Environmental Commission in accordance with 10 V.S.A. § 6086(a)(8)(A) and Act 250 Rule 34(E) - Balancing Flexibility and Finality of Permit Conditions (Stowe Club Highlands). A public hearing is scheduled for May 27, 2010 at 8:00 a.m. at the Essex Junction District Office of the Agency of Natural Resources, 111 West Street, Essex Junction, Vermont. The following people or organizations may participate in the hearing for this project: 1. Statutory parties: The municipality, the municipal planning commission, the regional planning commission, any adjacent municipality, municipal planning commission or regional planning commission if the project lands are located on a town boundary, and affected state agencies are entitled to party status. 2. Adjoining property owners and others: May participate as parties to
3. Non-party participants: The district commission, on its own motion or by petition, may allow others to participate in the hearing without being accorded party status. If you wish further information regarding participation in this hearing, please contact the District Coordinator at the address below before the date of the first hearing or prehearing. If you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify this office at least seven days prior to the above hearing date. Copies of the application and plans for this project are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the Williston Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office. The application can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site: www.nrb. state.vt.us/lup by clicking on “District Commission Cases” and entering the case number above. Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 21st day of April, 2010. By: /s/Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802.879.5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD Tuesday June 1, 2010 PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on Tuesday June 1, 2010 at 5:00p.m. in Contois Auditorium, City Hall to consider the following applications: 1. 10-0881CA/CU; 60 South Crest Drive (RL, Ward 5) Bruce Baker Construct addition to existing duplex to add one living unit. 2. 10-0885AP; 445 South Union Street (RL, Ward 6) Gisele Thibault Revocable Trust Appeal of Notice of Violation #195874 for expanded parking area. Plans may be viewed in the Planning and Zoning office, (City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington), between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. This may not be the final order in which items will be heard at the meeting. Please view the final Agenda, at www.ci.burlington. vt.us/planning/drb or posted on the Planning and Zoning Office notice board, one week before the hearing
for the specific order in which items will be heard. Burlington Proposed Downtown TIF District City Council Meeting Notice – June 7, 2010 PLEASE TAKE NOTICE that the Burlington City Council will hold a public hearing on Monday, June 7, 2010 at 7:00 pm in the Contois Auditorium, City Hall, Church Street to consider the following: Resolution to establish and create the Downtown Tax Increment Finance (TIF) District within the Designated Downtown, and to submit an application to the Vermont Economic Progress Council (VEPC) to approve the TIF District pursuant to 24 VSA §1892, which will enable the City to incur indebtedness to be repaid through the retention of future incremental State and City property tax receipts in support of public infrastructure investments as identified in the TIF District Plan. Copies of the proposed TIF District Plan and other supporting materials are available for review in the Community and Economic Development Office, City Hall, Room 32, during normal business hours. FIRE PROTECTION AND PREVENTION – Installation and Maintenance That Chapter 13, Fire Protection and Prevention, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sec. 13-54 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 13-54. Installation and maintenance. The cost of any connection to the municipal fire alarm system, as well as all other costs due to the installation of any master box, shall be borne by the party installing the system. All installation and maintenance work on a master box and/or alarm system shall be performed by state-licensed fire alarm installers and shall be subject to the approval of the fire marshal. An initial connection fee of $450 $550 shall be paid to the City by the owner of the property upon which the master box or alarm system is installed for the computer programming and signal strength testing by the City’s alarm technician which is required to connect the Master Radio Call Box (MRCB) to the Burlington Emergency Communication Center (BECC) . A reprogramming fee of $150 shall be paid by the owner for any modification to an existing MRCB that requires reprogramming and testing by the City’s alarm technician. Any additional work required on the MRCB system other than those specified in the City’s alarm technician’s MRCB programming guide shall be subject to a charge of $75/hr of the City’s alarm technician’s time. It shall be the property owner’s
responsibility to maintain the master box on his premises in working condition and good repair at all times. *Material stricken out deleted. **Material underlined added. IT IS HEREBY ORDAINED by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That Chapter 13, Fire Protection and Prevention, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending the proposed Ordinance Amendment of Sec. 13-54 approved by the Ordinance Committee on February 9, 2010 and referred back to the City Council for Second Reading and Adoption to additionally include the amendment of Sec. 13-58 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 13-58. Annual fee. An annual fee shall be charged to the property owner in the amount of four five hundred fifty dollars ($450.00 $550.00) for each master box connected to the municipal fire alarm system. This charge will be assessed and collected annually, due in pro rata amount upon the effective date of this division and the first day of July thereafter. An administrative charge and/or interest shall be assessed for payments not received within thirty (30) days of the invoice from the department. Service calls by the fire marshal during normal working hours shall be included in this charge. Failure to pay the annual fees in the time required is a violation punishable under section 13-20(a). amended 04/26/10 LO 1st reading: 01/25/10; referred to the Ordinance Committee 2nd reading: 04/26/10 Action: adopted Date: 04/26/10 Published: 05/05/10; republished 05/12/10 Effective: 05/26/10; actual effective date now : 06/02/10
RCW 26.33.310 regarding the above named children, whose parents are Patricia Lee Thurston Burbo, mother and Kenneth David Burbo Jr, father of Mishaya; Karl Edwin Clark, father of Alyssa. [FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, CALL 206-720-3293, 8:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.] Said Petition will be heard on June 24, 2010, at the hour of 8:15 a.m., at King County Superior Court, Juvenile Department, 401 4th Ave North, Kent, WA before a judge of the above entitled court, at which time you are directed to appear and answer the said petition or the petition will be granted and action will be taken by the court such as shall appear to be for the welfare of the said children. Dated May 6, 2010. BARBARA MINER KING COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT CLERK BY: BLB, Deputy Clerk INVITATION TO BID The Chittenden South Supervisory Union, herein called the Owner, invites separate sealed bids for a GAS CONVERSION project for their school in Hinesburg, Vermont.
TO: Patricia Lee Thurston Burbo, mother; Kenneth David Burbo Jr, father of Mishaya; Karl Edwin Clark, father of Alyssa, and/or anyone claiming parental/ paternal rights or interest in the children and to All Whom It May Concern:
Bid documents will be available upon request from the project engineer or owner. A bidder site visit and walkthrough is scheduled for May 19 at 3 pm. Additional Site review and walkthrough maybe arranged by the bidder by contacting the school to arrange a site visit before bids are due. Copies of the Request for Proposal and bid documents can be obtained at the office of GWR Engineering, PC; (Bill@ GWRengineering.com) or from Bob Mason at the CSSU offices in Shelburne (802) 383-1234. Bid Due Date is June 2, 2010 at 11:00 A.M. at the Office of the Superintendent of Schools, c/o Chittenden South Supervisory Union, 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300, Shelburne, Vermont 05482. Verbal and Facsimile quotes will not be accepted. Bids must be sealed. This is a public bid opening. Questions should be directed to Bob Mason and concurrently copied to Bill Root and by email, facsimile or in writing. Answers to questions will be provided via email, facsimile or in writing and conveyed to all bidders The Owner reserves the right to waive any informality in, or reject any or all bids. No bidder may withdraw his bid within 45 days; Saturday, Sunday and legal holidays excluded, after the bid opening. Dated this 7th day of May, 2010 by:
You are hereby notified that on April 5, 2010, a petition for Termination of Parent-Child Relationship was filed in the above entitled Court, pursuant to RCW 13.34.080 and/or
Bob Mason, Chief Operations Officer Chittenden South Supervisory Union 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300 Shelburne, VT 05482
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF WASHINGTON IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF KING, JUVENILE DEPARTMENT IN RE THE DEPENDENCY OF: Mishaya Ann Burbo Thurston DOB: 06-22-04 Alyssa May Clark Thurston DOB: 03-08-99 NO: 10-7-02008-8KNT 10-7-02009-6KNT NOTICE OF HEARING
802-383-1234 802-383-1242 (FAX) bmason@cssu.org NOTICE The Chittenden South Supervisory Union, composed of Allen Brook School, Charlotte Central School, Hinesburg Community School, Shelburne Community School, Williston Central School, and Champlain Valley Union High School, hereby provide the following notice in compliance with 40 CFR Part 763.93(g)(3) AHERA: Asbestos Management Plans are available at schools. May 4, 2010 PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing in the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, May 18, 2010 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Preliminary plat application #SD-10-16 of Algimantas and Neringa Shalna to subdivide a 39,450sf parcel into three (3) lots of approximately equal size, Highland Terrace. 2. Conditional use application #CU-10-06 of Margaret Novotny to amend a previously approved plan for a 9,800sf general office building. The amendment consists of converting 4,410sf to social services use, 72 Ethan Allen Drive. 3. Conditional use application #CU-10-07 of Kathleen and Thomas Easton to: 1) reconstruct a single family dwelling and increase its footprint by 50%, and 2) allow the height of the reconstructed structure to exceed the 25 foot height limit by 9.4ft for a total height of 34.4 ft, 101 Holmes Road. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. May 12, 2010 PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION FUNDING NOTICE OF OPPORTUNITY FOR PUBLIC HEARING The Chittenden County Transportation Authority gives notice that, pursuant to 49 U.S.C. § 5310 Capital for Elder’s & Persons with Disabilities Program; 49 U.S.C. § 5311 NonUrbanized Area Formula Program for Preventive Maintenance Program and Rural Technical Assistance Program; State Operating Assistance Program; Congestion Mitigation Air Quality Program; 49 U.S.C. § 5316 Job Access and Reverse Commute Program, the opportunity is offered for a public hearing on a
proposed Public Transit Program with Transit service to Chittenden County and Commuter service to Franklin, Addison, and Washington Counties. Projects are described as follows: State Operating funds in the amount of $1,682,695; STP Preventive Maintenance funds in the amount of $1,795,878; Federal Job Access and Reverse Commute (JARC) funds in the amount of $256,800; State Job Access and Reverse Commute (JARC) funds in the amount of $256,800; Rural Technical Assistance Program (RTAP) funds in the amount of $3,000; Congestion Mitigation Air Quality Marketing funds in the amount of $50,000; Congestion Mitigation Air Quality Operating funds in the amount of $739,778; Federal 5310/5311/5309/ STP Capital funds in the amount of $1,111,634; and State Capital Match funds in the amount of $338,954. Persons desiring a hearing be held should submit written requests to the Chittenden County Transportation Authority and to the Vermont Agency of Transportation at the addresses below within 14 days of publication of this notice. Upon a receipt of a request, a date will be scheduled and a notice of hearing will be published. A copy of the proposal may be seen at the Project Coordinator Office. Persons desiring to make written comments should forward same to the addresses below within 14 days of publication of this notice. A copy of the application for the Federal grants may be seen at the Project Manager’s Office. Transit Provider: Chittenden County Transportation Authority 15 Industrial Parkway Burlington, VT 05401 State Agency: Vermont Agency of Transportation Public Transit Section 1 National Life Building Montpelier, VT 056335001 Dated at Burlington, County of Chittenden, State of Vermont this 6 day of May, 2010. Aaron Frank Director of Planning and Program Development STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0155-09 CnC Sovereign Bank, Plaintiff v. Matthew J. Cohen, Colchester Community Development Corporation And Occupants residing at 1102 Old Stage Road f/k/a Reynolds Road, Westford, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execu-
tion of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Sovereign Bank to Matthew J. Cohen dated December 9, 2002 and recorded in Volume 102, Page 171 of the Land Records of the Town of Westford, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:30 P.M. on June 8, 2010, at 1102 Old Stage Road f/k/a Reynolds Road, Westford, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Matthew J. Cohen by Warranty Deed of Morton H. Reynolds dated August 29, 1979 and recorded in Book 53, Page 348-349 of the Land Records of the Town of Westford. The face page of this deed was originally recorded in Book 42, Page 169 of the Land Records of the Town of Westford. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Westford. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 6th day of May, 2010. Sovereign Bank By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0727-09 CnC Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v. Edward P. Myers, Colleen Myers f/k/a Colleen M. Roberts, William Harry Pelkey, Colleen May Pelkey, NorthCountry Federal Credit Union, United States of America Secretary of Housing and Urban Development State of Vermont, Department of Taxes, Burlington News Agency, Unifun CCR Partners And Occupants residing at 126 Hedgerow Drive f/k/a 7 Hedgerow Drive, Shelburne, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE
sevendaysvt.com/classifieds By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Commonwealth United Mortgage Company to Edward P. Myers dated July 14, 1995 and recorded in Volume 185, Page 257 of the Land Records of the Town of Shelburne, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 A.M. on May 25, 2010, at 126 Hedgerow Drive f/k/a 7 Hedgerow Drive, Shelburne, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to William E. Pelkey, Colleen M. Pelkey, Edward P. Myers, and Colleen M. Roberts by Warranty Deed of Richard A. Knight, Jr., and Janette L. Knight dated July 14, recorded July 18, 1995 in volume 185 at page 254 in the land records of the Town of Shelburne. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Shelburne. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.
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Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Richmond. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 6th day of May, 2010. Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S409-10 CnC IN RE: 362, 366, 370, & 374 RIVERSIDE AVENUE, BURLINGTON, VERMONT REVISED FORM 1A. SUMMONS AND ORDER OF PUBLICATION THIS SUMMONS IS DIRECTED TO: ABUTTING LANDOWNERS OF 362,
3. YOU MUST REPLY WITHIN 41 DAYS TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS. You must give or mail the Petitioners a written response called an Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published, which is May 12, 2010. You must send a copy of your Answer to the Plaintiff or the Plaintiff’s attorney located at: Law Office of David M. Sunshine, PC P.O. Box 900 26 Bridge Street Richmond, VT 05477 You must also give or mail your Answer to the Court located at: Chittenden Superior Court P.O. Box 187 175 Main Street Burlington, VT 05402-0187 4. YOU MUST RESPOND TO EACH CLAIM. The Answer is your written response to the Petitioners’ Complaint. In your Answer you must state whether you agree or disagree with each paragraph of the Complaint. If you believe the Petitioners should not be given everything asked for in the Complaint, you must say so in your Answer. 5. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR CASE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE YOUR WRITTEN ANSWER TO THE COURT. If you do not send the Petitioners your Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published and file it with the Court, you will lose this case. You will not get to tell your side of the story, and the Court may decide against you and award the Petitioners everything asked for in the Complaint. 6. YOU MUST MAKE ANY CLIAMS AGAINST THE PETITIONERS IN YOUR REPLY. Your Answer must state any related legal claims you have against the Petitioners. Your claims against the Petitioners are called Counterclaims. If you do not make your Counterclaims in writing in your Answer, you may not be able to bring them
7. LEGAL ASSITANCE. You may wish to get legal help from a lawyer. If you cannot afford a lawyer, you should ask the court clerk for information abut places where you can get free legal help. Even if you cannot get legal help, you must still give the court a written Answer to protect your rights or you may lose the case. ORDER The Complaint filed in this action shows that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods provided in Rule 4(d)-(f), (k), or (l) of the Vermont Rules of Civil Procedure. Accordingly, it is ORDERED that service of the Summons set forth above shall be made upon the Defendants, Abutting Landowners of 362, 366, 370, & 374 Riverside Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, by publication as provided in Rule[s] [4(d)(1) and] 4(g) of those Rules. This order shall be published once a week for 2 weeks beginning on May 12, 2010, in Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Chittenden County, and a copy of this Summons and Order as published shall be mailed to the Defendants, Abutting Landowners of 362, 366, 370, & 374 Riverside Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, if an address is known. Dated at Burlington (Town/City), Vermont, this 5th day of May, 2010.
Helen M. Toor Presiding Judge STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0994-09 CnC Bank of Oklahoma, N.A., f/k/a Bancoklahoma Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff, v David J. Booth, State of Vermont Department of Taxes, and Any Other Occupants of 206 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated March 24, 1994 from David J. Booth to Mortgage Financial Services, Inc. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on March 25, 1994 in Volume 504, Page 576 of the City of Burlington Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Financial Services, Inc., to The Huntington Mortgage Company by Assignment dated March 24, 1994 and recorded on March 25, 1994 in Volume 504, Page 585; said Mortgage and Note were further assigned from The Huntington Mortgage Company to Bancoklahoma Mortgage Corporation by Assignment dated September 1, 1994 and recorded on June 19, 1995 in Volume 526, Page 205 of the City of Burlington Land Records. The undersigned represents the present holder
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Post & browse ads at your convenience. for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 9:30 o’clock AM, on the 7th day of June, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 206 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole. To wit: “A lot of land, with all buildings and improvements thereon, located on North Winooski Avenue, the dwelling house thereon being known and designated as No. 206 North Winooski Avenue. “Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to David J. Booth by Warranty Deed of Robert T. Brooks and Rhea A. Brooks of even date herewith and to be recorded in the City of Burlington Land Records. “To said deed, the records thereof, and to the deeds and records therein, reference is hereby made in further aid of this description.” Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior
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Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/ city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.
The contents of storage unit(s) 01-2411 & 4258 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 26th of the month of May, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Mary Rose Maynard. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.
The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: May 12, 2010 May 19, 2010 May 26, 2010 The contents of storage unit(s) 01-2844 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 26th of the month of May, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Colin Bennett. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.
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Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee in Trust for the benefit of the Certificateholders for ABFC 2005-AQ1 Trust, Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2005-AQ1, Plaintiff v. Florence M. Timm, Douglas H. Timm, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Quicken Loans And Oc-
To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Douglas H. Timm and Florence Timm by Warranty Deed of Douglas M .Timm dated May 6, 1985 and recorded in Volume 33 at Page 250 of the Land Records of the Town of Huntington.
2. PETITIONERS’ CLAIM. Petitioners’ claim is for a Declaratory Judgment decreeing certain pieces of land which are rights-ofway to Petitioners.
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By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Ameriquest Mortgage Corporation to Florence M. Timm dated February 11, 2005 and recorded in Volume 85, Page 438 of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:00 A.M. on June 8, 2010, at 1000 Main Road, Richmond, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:
1. YOU ARE BEING SUED. The Petitioners, Douglas G. Boyden and Katherine T. Boyden have started a lawsuit against you. A copy of the Petitioners’ Complaint against you is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court, Chittenden Superior County Court House, Burlington, Vermont. Do not throw this paper away. It is an official paper that affects your rights.
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seeks applicants for a VISTA Outreach and Development Coordinator Position. For application and job description, write judy@vsavt.org.
The Town of Williston is seeking a person to do accounts payable, payroll and various office management duties. This position requires a pleasant, patient and tactful manner, as the employee has direct contact with the public, in person and on the phone. The candidate must have strong organizational skills, be able to prioritize projects and work independently. Experience with Microsoft Word, Outlook and Excel is required. The ideal candidate will also have experience with accounts payable and payroll software, and understand basic accounting principles.
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Director of Enterprise Applications We are looking for a dynamic person to lead and manage a group of 15 staff who are collectively responsible for developing and maintaining college-wide software applications ranging from the College website, to SCT Banner, to a broad array of integrated academic and administrative applications. The Director of Enterprise Applications provides leadership, direction and oversight for the planning and operations of this group, and facilitates collaboration of this group with other areas of LIS and with the key stakeholders in the College community, both in Vermont and at Middlebury’s various other campuses, notably the Monterey Institute for International Studies in Monterey, CA. In addition, as a member of the Library Information Services (LIS) management team, the Director of Enterprise Applications works closely with this team to develop programmatic and organizational initiatives to enhance services provided by LIS to the Middlebury community. Why work for us? Middlebury College employees enjoy a high quality of life with excellent compensation; competitive health, dental, life, disability, retirement, and vision benefits; and educational assistance programs. As the tenth largest employer in Vermont and an institution with operations on five continents, Middlebury’s workforce is one of its most valuable assets. Thus the college is firmly committed to the success and development of its employees.
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Finance and contracts coordinator for our SmartWood program in our Richmond, Vt., office. The Finance and Contracts Coordinator will be responsible for providing support to the SmartWood Program Administrator, by generating and analyzing financial reports, supporting the development of program budgets, and assisting in the preparation and monitoring of contracts and other agreements. S/he will provide financial and contractual support, and will help liaise with SmartWood Regional Managers and staff. Qualified applicants will have a bachelor’s in accounting, information systems, or related field and four to six years experience providing financial and/or information systems assistance. Knowledge of legal aspects regarding contracts preferred. Send resume, cover letter and salary history to Human Resources at, Rainforest Alliance, 665 Broadway, Suite 500, New York, NY 10012; fax: 212-677-3187. if emailing, title subject line as first name, last name, then position you are applying for, and send to personnel@ra.org. The Rainforest Alliance is an equal opportunity employer.
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Conservation Nonprofit Seeks Executive Director The Vermont Association of Conservation Districts, a 501 (c) (3), seeks an Executive Director to provide general management for the VACD organization and its member districts, develop and manage VACD’s program and membership services, and provide general oversight of VACDs technical programs management in coordination with VACD’s program manager. General responsibilities include fiscal and budget management, conservation partnership coordination, performance management and facilitation, development of member services, and fundraising for statewide or multidistrict projects. Qualifications: related professional education AND experience managing an organization or nonprofit, with strong skills in member services, public relations, fundraising and personnel management. Must be a selfstarter committed to making a positive impact on local community conservation. 20 hours/week position with possibility to extend hours. Visit www.vacd.org for the complete job description. Please email resume and cover letter to mgudorf@earthlink.net or send to Michelle Gudorf 4510 East Hill Rd., Craftsbury, VT 05826.
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Software Developer PCC seeks an energetic application programmer to join our active development team. This position requires initiative, teamwork and productivity. The successful PCC programmer produces elegant solutions with efficient, clear code. Our ideal candidate is fluent in C++ and has 0-3 years of programming experience. A degree in computer science or equivalent is preferred. Knowledge of Linux/ Unix and scripting tools are a big plus.
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When people visit our Champlain Mill office, they almost always tell us, “I wish I could work in a place like this!” Perhaps you, too, desire the friendly, casual, hardworking, customer-supportive environment offered by our 43-employee company. PCC has been designing, developing and supporting our pediatric-specific practice management software for the last 27 years. We recently launched a new clinical product and are expanding our team to accommodate increased demand for this software.
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Vermont Gas Systems Inc., the only natural gas company in Vermont, has an open position in our Accounting department. This position is responsible for analysis of gas supply costs, reconciliation of related general ledger accounts, accounting for derivatives and foreign exchange transactions, supporting daily treasury operations, and providing technical support during regulatory filings. This individual will evaluate gross margins, prepare financial reports for FERC, and ensure compliance with accounting-related regulatory requirements. Experience in hedging and risk-management strategies is desired. Advanced proficiency in spreadsheet applications and financial analysis tools is a must.
The successful candidate must possess a bachelor’s degree in business administration, finance, accounting or related field and have at least five years of progressive experience in various accounting/financial functions. We need an individual with strong project-management skills and strong oral and written communication skills, who can meet multiple deadlines, is a team player, and is able to present to a variety of audiences. Knowledge of the utility industry is desired. Candidates must be able to perform with a high degree of accuracy and confidentiality. If you want to work for a stable, environmentally friendly company that offers competitive wages, has a great benefits package and career development opportunities, then please submit a cover letter, resume and application via www.vermontgas.com/about/employment.html or mail to Vermont Gas Systems, Attn: Human Resources, P.O. Box 467, Burlington, VT 05402.
Please visit our website for more information on this position and our company at www.vermontgas.com. Vermont Gas Systems is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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CITY OF BURLINGTON This position is responsible for installing, maintaining and repairing the City water main distribution system, domestic and commercial service connections and fire hydrants. High school or equivalent and two years previous experience in underground water construction required, demonstrated backhoe experience preferred. Class A CDL required.
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Vacancies for the 2010-2011 School Year School District
Knowledge and experience in the following:
Middlebury Union High School Anticipated Opening – Foreign Language Teacher-Spanish FTE Grades 8-12
Teach Spanish and versatile in at least two other languages.
English Teacher 0.4 FTE One-year only
Reading, Literature, Writing and Portfolio Assessment.
Health Teacher 0.4 FTE Temporary (Jan 2011-June 2011)
Adolescent health and current best health practices.
Alternative Education Teacher or Social Worker 1.0 FTE
In an interdisciplinary environment and the ability to set appropriate academic and behavioral standards in a nontraditional setting.
Middlebury Union Middle School Science Teacher 1.0 FTE
Interdisciplinary team. Energetic and passionate about Science.
Instrumental Music/Band Director 0.4 FTE
Energetic and passionate about music.
All positions require the ability to work as a team; demonstrated effectiveness regarding rapport with students; communication with parents; success in a diverse classroom setting; knowledge of standards-based curriculum and instruction and exemplary oral and written communication skills. Additional position details are available on SchoolSpring.com and/or by contacting the Superintendent of Schools’ office at 802-382-1274. Apply by sending letter of interest (specifying position), resume, complete education transcripts, evidence of licensure and three current letters of reference to: Wm. Lee Sease, Superintendent, Addison Central Supervisory Union, 49 Charles Avenue, Middlebury, Vermont 05753 EOE
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O’Brien Brothers Agency, a family-owned real estate development and management company of industrial, commercial and residential developments is looking for a high energy professional to join their team in South Burlington. If you thrive in an environment that embraces your initiative, encourages your uncontrollable zeal to organize, and offers multiple hats for your high energy this could be a perfect match. The ideal candidate will have experience making quick decisions in a fast-paced environment; will have a high comfort level with advanced computer applications, plus knowledge and experience in marketing. Since you will interact constantly with executive-level personnel both internally and externally, this position demands exceptional communication and interpersonal skills. O’Brien Brothers offers a very competitive benefits package that includes medical and 401(k).
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We are seeking professional servers willing to work flexible hours (days, nights, weekends & holidays) with 2+ years experience. Please submit application or resume to: Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston road south Burlington, vT 05403 selena@windjammergroup.com www.windjammerrestaurant.com
Cabot offers an excellent benefit package and a competitive starting wage. Please send resume and cover letter to: Human Resources Department Cabot Creamery One Home Farm Way Montpelier, VT 05602 Phone: (802) 229-9361 X2503 Fax: (802) 563-2173 jobs@cabotcheese.com
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NFI St. Albans is looking for its Water/Wastewater/Environmental next Program Coordinator. Project Manager
Downtown Burlington— well-spoken, mature, professional, personable people-person. Area knowledge. Approximately 15 hours per week. Some weekends a must. June 1 through October 15, with some training sooner. Computer savvy. High speed at home. Burlington resident and Mac skills a plus. The right person will love this job!
Apply by sending resume Attn: HR, ACHH&H, P.O. Box 754, Middlebury, VT 05753 or email to HYPERLINK "mailto:hr@ achhh.org" hr@achhh.org or stop by our office on Rt. 7, approx. 2 miles north of Middlebury to complete an application. For more information call (802) 388-7259.
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We are a growing outpatient Physical Therapy practice looking for 2 fulltime Physical Therapists. We have an immediate need for part-time or per diem coverage. Our practice is a certified Postural Restoration center looking to attract like-minded professionals. Experience in PRI is preferred but not necessary. Submit cover letter and resume to: Jennifer Poulin PT, PRC jpoulin@poulinperformance.com
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Advancement Services Coordinator Goddard College seeks an Advancement Services Coordinator to support the Advancement department by coordinating and assisting with projects, mailings and events; managing a constituent database; entering and acknowledging gifts; tracking department budgets; and processing invoices. Requirements include: a bachelor’s degree (preferred) or equivalent administrative experience; proficiency with MS Office and the Internet; knowledge of database management, including data analysis; general bookkeeping skills; flexibility to work occasional evening and weekend hours; and excellent written and oral communication skills. Application Instructions: please email resume, cover letter and three references to: employment@goddard.edu. Application deadline: May 19, 2010. This Plainfield-based, full-time position offers a generous benefit package. To learn more about Goddard College and this position, please visit our website: http://www.goddard.edu/employment_ opportunities. Goddard College is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. To that end, we are actively seeking applications for this position from qualified candidates from groups currently underrepresented in our institution.
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BURLINGTON COLLEGE: IT ASSOCIATE (PART TIME .5 FTE) Burlington College, an independent college emphasizing the dynamic relationship between education and experience, is seeking an Information Technology Associate to help the College’s students, faculty and staff get the most from our IT infrastructure. If you enjoy working with computer users at all levels of sophistication, and if you enjoy the challenge of never knowing what the next question will be about, from word processing to network fundamentals, then we’d like to talk to you. Our technology infrastructure includes Windows desktop computers, Windows and Ubuntu servers, and network appliances. This individual will work with the Director of Information Technology to keep our systems running safely and securely. The position offers you the opportunity to dive into almost any area of medium-size enterprise support you are interested in and to broaden your experience into areas with which you may only have passing familiarity. We are looking for someone who enjoys working with people, who can work collaboratively, and who will help make our systems more robust and better documented, but who is responsible enough to work independently when necessary. Contact: Christine Plunkett, Vice President of Administration and Finance, Burlington College, 95 North Ave., Burlington, VT 05401. Email: cplunkett@burlington.edu. No phone calls please.
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Energy Advocate: Junior-level advocate and policy researcher to bolster our work in and out of the Statehouse. Must be a strategic thinker and persuasive communicator. Field organizing background a plus.
Ascension Technology, a high-tech company making 3D tracking devices for medical, virtual reality and animation markets, seeks a Project Manager for our engineering department. Visit our website to see some of the exciting things we do daily: www.ascension-tech.com
Development Associate: Membership steward and fundraiser with 3+ yrs. experience with planning and executing multistream fundraising programs. Must be analytical planner, persuasive writer & communicator.
We are looking for a professional project manager to lead development of new electronics products for Ascension's growing medical market. You will lead an engineering team responsible for executing a project plan, and driving tasks to completion on time and within budget. Our ideal candidate will minimally have a BS in electrical engineering or physics, five years experience in project management and a track record of successes. Position requires strong leadership, communication and coordination skills. Ascension offers a competitive salary with excellent benefits.
Full job descriptions are available on our website: www.vpirg.org. Competitive salary; employer-paid health, dental and disability insurance; employer-matching IRA; 6 weeks annual leave. Submit cover letter and resume via email only to: colleen@vpirg.org. EOE. No phone calls.
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SSTA, a local non-profit, is looking to hire a full time skilled mechanic to assist with the daily maintenance of a fleet of 45 vehicles. Responsibilities will include oil changes, suspension and brake work, alignment and tire work and computer diagnostics. Ability to diagnose, trouble shoot and work independently a must. Applicants must have a valid driver’s license. Own tools and ASE certification preferred. Hours may vary, with the work week being Tuesday thru Saturday. SSTA offers competitive pay , paid holidays and vacation. All incumbents must successfully VAN pass background DAYCARE AIDE checks, drug test upon offer of hire.
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Shared Living Provider Opportunities The Developmental Disabilities Service Area of HowardCenter seeks exceptional people for these two opportunities. Marisa Hamilton, (802)488-6571. ViVacious 38-year-old woman seeks a healthy person(s) to provide a home and residential support. She has a great sense of humor, loves to exercise and enjoys a healthy lifestyle, including eating well, working and regular recreational activities. Ideal candidate(s) enjoy a healthy, fitness-oriented, lifestyle. Contact Tracy Fisher, (802) 488-6528. Become a Professional roommate - Share an apartment in Winooski with a 47-year-old woman who enjoys working on craft projects, shopping and rooting for the Red Sox. She likes being active and spending time with friends and family. She requires some supervision with personal care. Ideal candidate: mature and home most evenings. No smoking and no pets. Generous tax-free stipend and very affordable rent that is shared. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.
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HOYLE, TANNER & ASSOCIATES, INC., a midsize national consulting engineering firm with offices in the Northeast, Florida and Virgin Islands, is seeking an entry-level CADD TECHNICIAN for our BURLINGTON, VERMONT office. Candidate should have entry-level to five years of Cadd experience on bridge and building projects, AutoCAD and MicroStation experience preferred. Requires problem solving and writing skills, good communication and organizational skills. BS required. (CAREER CODE CHS10410) Please send resume, citing career code, to HOYLE, TANNER & ASSOCIATES, INC., 125 College Street, 4th Floor, Burlington, VT 05401 or via email to jbishop@hoyletanner.com or fax to 802-860-6499. HOYLE, TANNER IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER www.hoyletanner.com
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sauvignon blanc with a twirl of creamy seafood pasta to round out the flavor, or play up the same pasta’s unctuous fattiness with a glass of buttery oaked chardonnay. On this evening, the Planet’s staffers took the matchmaking to a more complex level by focusing on two local purveyors: They worked products from Vermont Butter & Cheese Creamery into four hearty courses and matched each one with a beer from Lyndonville’s Trout River Brewing Company. As we arrived, servers offered tall glasses of fruity Rainbow Red Ale, probably Trout River’s best-known product. People sipped as they mingled, and by the time the first course made its way to the table, many found themselves in need of a refill.
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ermont Wine Merchants’ coowner Mike Stolese didn’t go to school to learn about pairing wine and food — he learned it in the trenches. “I grew up in the restaurant industry,” he explains. “My father had restaurants, I owned a small pub.” Being friends with foodies has helped, too. “Having people over once and twice a week and doing cheese-and-wine dinners, you learn a lot through experimentation,” Stolese notes. With Vermont Restaurant Week right around the corner, we decided to ask Stolese for some tips on pairing wine and food. He’ll be a special guest at a dinner at 156 Bistro that features wines from The Other Guys — a label Vermont Wine Merchants distributes in the state — that go perfectly with the young restaurant’s contemporary American fare.
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What are some basic principles when pairing wine with a meal? You can either complement [the food] or go in the complete opposite direction. There are two answers for everything. It makes it fun; and it makes you not be wrong! Do you think consumers know more about wine pairing than they used to? I do, and I guess I have to give the Internet a lot of credit for that. A lot of people will go online and put in a wine pairing. Maybe they’re doing a steak au poivre, and it’s so easy to punch it into the computer and see what’s a good wine choice. [At a grocery store], most of the “shelf talkers” we try to put out give a flavor profile, and I like to put on two or three pairing [suggestions]. It can be very intimidating walking into a store that has
600 to 700 bottles of wine, so the shelf talkers are very important, as are the people on the floor. can you suggest some surefire matches for newbies? We’re coming into summer so we’re talking barbecue. Zinfandel is a no-brainer if you’re gonna throw a steak on the grill or barbecue ribs. There’s a power and a level of spiciness to zinfandel that holds up to whatever comes off the grill. If you’re throwing on scallops, I’d probably lean toward something that has some acid, a verdicchio or a vermentino. They have a saline edge, and the good ones have some acidity. They’ll cut through whatever fat is going with that dish. The hardest thing about this is sauces. If you’re throwing scallops on the grill it’s easy, but if there’s a marinade, it’s harder.
The appetizer was Tarte Flambée. The Alsatian pizza is typically topped with crème fraîche, onions and bacon, but Planet chef Michael Clauss gave his version a twist. It was scattered with chorizo, housemade pickled ramps and VB&C Cremont — a gooey, double-cream cheese made from cow and goat milk, which hit the market a mere two weeks ago. “He’s probably the first chef to use it!” confided a neighboring diner, who happened to be the cheesemaker himself. The prettiest offering of the night was a bowl of lightly poached rock shrimp with bits of avocado and red onion, a smear of pure white quark (a fresh German cheese) and a few blue corn chips. The Hoppin’ Mad Trout that came alongside was golden and smelled of flowers. If “Hoppin’ Mad” in the name had not offered a clue that the beer would be a bit bitter, the telltale hoppy aroma gave it away. Luckily for those of us who don’t think bitter’s better, the sweet, tangy and fatty elements of the dish evened out the brew’s bite. I preferred the next quaff — a sweet, ultra-malty Scottish ale — to its predecessor, but the best thing
about the third course was the unbelievable lamb burger, made of meat from East Ryegate’s Blackberry Rock Farm. Topped with creamy goat cheese tzatziki and goat feta with mint, the juicy, medium-rare patty on a homemade bun was perfection, although the fries alongside were just OK. And then, when everybody was stuffed, came the wacky frozen dessert made by Island Homemade Ice Cream to Clauss’ specifications. The hefty frozen hunks of award-winning Crottin threatened dental fillings but tasted goaty and great. Drizzles of warm chocolate sauce could be viewed as boon or liability: Although Lunch q Dinner q Sunday Brunch they helped the dessert pair with a 27 Bridge St, Richmond glass of Chocolate Oatmeal Stout, (thanks to our awesome advertisers.) Tues-Sun • 434-3148 they made it harder to taste the incredible combo of cheese, berries and black pepper. 5/10/10 4:09:43 12v-stillfree.indd PM 1 10/1/09 Learning to match foods based on12v-toscano051210.indd 1 their flavor profiles takes an acute palate, and the foresight to realize some pairings can be downright jarring. But I’d be willing to bet a bottle of Scottish Ale that, somewhere, someone who was at the Planet on May 2, is planning their first batch of cheese-flavored ice cream. m
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How do things work when you visit a restaurant client? It depends on how comfortable they are with wine. At L’Amante and Trattoria Delia they have very strong wine backgrounds, so they’ll say they’re looking for wines that fall into specific flavor profiles. Others will leave it more up to me, and I love the challenge. We’ll look at menus and try to find things that will pair well. If it’s an Italian restaurant that has a lot of tomato-based pasta dishes, you’ll go with things like Chianti or barbera. I’ll go with what I think will work perfectly, but I’ll also bring two, three, four options, because everybody’s palate is different. We let their palates do the talking. Wine’s one of those industries where it’s very palate specific. What I think might be perfect, they might think is a little too intense.
Did you help with the pairings for the 156 Bistro dinner? Kevin [DesChenes] built a menu after trying the wines. We were sitting there [tasting], had a little bit of a dialogue, and came up with some great pairings. Normally the food comes first and you pair the wine to the food. This was a little different, but not that uncommon, especially if the chef knows something about wine. Kevin really ran with this.
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Have you ever tried a pairing that failed spectacularly? Yes, actually. We had a super-strong soft cheese paired with a New Zealand sauvignon blanc, and it turned the sauvignon blanc undrinkable — the flavor profile [of the cheese] just trashed it. A vinho verde or a sparkling wine would have worked beautifully.
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Describe your upcoming restaurant. It will be Cheese 3.0. The artisan cheese revolution began in the ’80s with a bunch of people, mostly women, making goat cheese. They were pioneers. I think of that generation as Cheese 1.0. What I did at Casellula was Cheese 2.0: We [asked questions such as], “What is an American cheese experience?” “How do we teach people about cheese?” Now, customers [in New York City] don’t need to be told everything. They expect artisan cheese; they understand the cycle of food and that food is the connection between rural and urban economies; it’s a given that the best food is handmade. Five years ago, the average NYC diner didn’t know that. [The new restaurant] is going to be much more DIY. There will be participation on the part of the guest in the actual creation and making of the food. It plays on questions like, “Who is the diner?” “Who is the maker?” and “How do we all intersect in a meal?” It looks toward Asia for its aesthetic. And the new restaurant will have 100 percent American cheese. When you’re eating cheese, do you prefer to pair it with wine or beer? I think they both go really well. My fiancé, who is a sommelier, is whispering, “Beer, beer, beer.” I do think beer has the upper edge, because cheese really
coats your tongue, and the carbonation of beer or champagne acts like scrubbing bubbles. I think sake is interesting, too. The reason we always think of cheese with wine is that often our limited experience with fancy cheese is [with] French cheese and French wine in French restaurants. But stylistically, it just depends.
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How do New York city foodies view Vermont dairy products? I think New York City foodies worship at the udder of Vermont. In Wisconsin, their background is in industrial cheese. In California, you have a blend — you have industrial cheese being made and a tradition of artisan cheesemakers that spans 30 years. The most industrial you
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Super Nova Blessed with a rich, versatile and expressive voice that evokes worthy comparisons to many of the genre’s greats, Saõ Paolo native LuCiana sOuza is a
modern jazz classicist. Guitarist, composer and fellow Brazilian rOMErO LuBaMBO has collaborated with the likes of Wynton Marsalis and Yo-Yo Ma, honing a seemingly effortless ability to meld Latin rhythms and soul with American jazz sensibilities. Together, the duo commit their immense compositional and improvisational talents to sensuous explorations of traditional bossa nova. Wednesday, June 9, they appear at the FlynnSpace, as part of the 2010 Burlington Discover Jazz Festival.
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BALLROOM • SHOWCASE LOUNGE 1214 WILLISTON RD • SO. BURLINGTON • INFO 652-0777 PHONE ORDERS: TOLL FREE 888-512-SHOW (7469) INFO & TIX: WWW.HIGHERGROUNDMUSIC.COM THU, 5/13 | $15 aDv / $17 DOS | DOORS 8, SHOW 8:30Pm LI(F)E ON THE ROaD TOUR
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Franny O’s: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. LEunig’s BistrO & CaFé: Cole elwood Duo (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LiFt: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Manhattan Pizza & PuB: open Mic with andy lugo, 10 p.m., Free. MiguEL’s On Main: Dawna hammers (bossa & blues), 7 p.m., Free. thE MOnkEy hOusE: Barn Burner, Burrows, nazruthym (rock), 8 p.m., $8. 18+.
On taP: Paydirt (rock), 7 p.m., Free. raDiO BEan: ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.
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“While a couple of us hid in the van,” injects drummer Tom Fuller, 23. The band played two shows in Fairbanks while mechanics assessed the damage. The verdict: The van was totaled. Unrestrained were stranded in Alaska. An Internet search revealed the closest van for sale — in their $1000 price range, anyway — was back in Anchorage. So, McIntire and Krushenick hitchhiked to Anchorage, bought the van and drove it back to Fairbanks to pick up the rest of the band and, nearly a week later, finally leave Alaska. They made it just past the Yukon border, roughly a 1200-mile trek, when, according to England, “The fucking wheel caught on fire.” They were stranded again. Only this time they were in Watson Lake, Yukon. Or as McIntire refers to it, “the actual worst place on the planet.” What’s more, they were completely broke, having exhausted their money to buy the new van. Through their MySpace page, Unrestrained got the word out that they were stuck in Canada. Friends in Alaska set up a PayPal account for the band and spread the word through online message boards. Over the next five days, while the only garage in Watson Lake — which is also a diner — worked on the van, the band received enough money in donations to pay for the repairs and get back on the road. And not a moment too soon. They had a plane to catch in New York four days later for a Central American tour. They made it. Barely. “We went from Yukon to New York to Costa Rica to Guatemala without ever stopping to sleep,” boasts England. Unrestrained view the bicycle tour as a way to say thanks to everyone who helped keep them on the road — and get them out of Watson Lake. “We look at the band as our opportunity to see the world,” says McIntire, acknowledging that the donations helped them do just that. “But we can’t really pay everyone back individually.” Instead, Unrestrained will donate the money they make from shows, which they otherwise would have spent on gas, to Oxfam International’s relief efforts in Haiti. “We just thought it would be a cool way to give back,” says McIntire. “Plus, we love bikes.”m
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One of my favorite ongoing local developments over the last couple of years has been the emergence of an increasingly vital standup comedy scene — which has grown to the point that I actually feel moderately comfortable using the word “scene” to describe it. Between monthly comedy nights at unlikely venues such as The Bee’s Knees in Morrisville, Montpelier’s Black Door Bar & Bistro, and The Monkey House in Winooski, to comedy open mic nights at Langdon Street Café and ongoing events at Higher Ground and the Flynn, more comics are working in Vermont than ever before. Logic follows that there would also be more interest in local comedy, and that certainly seems to be the case. Hell, there’s even a website exclusively devoted to Vermont comedy, VermontComedyClub. com. As I believe I’ve explained in this column previously, I cover local comedy mostly by default. We don’t have any strictly comedyfocused venues in the state. As the list above infers, the bulk of local comedy shows happens in music-oriented nightclubs, which, technically, is my beat. So, prestochango: Dan Bolles, comedy critic! I’ve never claimed to be an expert on standup. I certainly enjoy it. And I can generally recognize what is and isn’t funny. [Industry secret: If you laugh, it’s funny.] And every once in a while, I’m told I’m kinda funny myself. Still, I am not an authority. So, take this next bit with the appropriate grain(s) of salt. This weekend’s second annual Green
Mountain Comedy Festival, hosted by
KATHLEEN KANZ, will most definitely,
absolutely be funny. Probably. I hope. Actually, some of it might suck. Look, comedy is like anything else. Just as our local music scene has good and even great musicians, our local comedy scene has good and even great comedians. And just like we have mediocre and even lousy local musicians, we have our share of crummy comics, too. That’s just the way it is. I don’t make the rules. But, the fact that I’m even writing about comedy — and acknowledging that some comics are better than others — in Vermont says something about how far it has come. The training wheels are coming off. And that’s exciting. What’s the point of this lengthy localhumor harangue? Great question! The point is this: I strongly recommend you catch one or both of this weekend’s GMCF shows — Friday at The Monkey House and Saturday at the FlynnSpace. I can’t guarantee you’ll laugh at every joke, or even every comedian. Actually, I can guarantee that you won’t. But, among the 14 comics scheduled to perform between the two shows, I bet you’ll discover at least a few local standups who will tickle your funny bone. And I bet you’ll be glad you took the time to explore a burgeoning local performance art. And if not? Hey, watching a comic bomb is a time-honored rite of passage, for comic and audience alike.
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A hearty welcome back to erstwhile local
bill in the Showcase Lounge this Friday. Expect cleverly crafted pop songs delivered by people with stunning vocal abilities. Douglass and Flynn have been collaborating quite a bit lately, and will unveil a new project this Sunday at Red Square called SIDE PONY. Expect clever covers of ’80s songs delivered by … well, you know. • The lineup for this summer’s 8th annual Sol Harvest Festivus for the Restivus in Cabot has started to leak. We’ll get into the full details closer to the fest (July 9 and 10), but a few names you might want to know are the SIERRA LEONE’S REFUGEE ALL STARS, JOHN BROWN’S BODY, JAPHY RYDER and some fella calling himself MOS DEF. • Local pop-punk band LISTEN TO THE SKY make history this Thursday when they release their debut EP at … Hot Topic? Really? I’m being told that’s correct. The band is playing an acoustic release show at the University Mall chain store, after which they’ll presumably eat Auntie Anne’s pretzels and get something pierced. Fortunately, they’ll follow that up on Friday with a more organically punk release show at 242 Main. • Last but not least, the Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge will host Indiana-based avant-punk band PRIZZY PRIZZY PLEASE on Wednesday, May 19, for something they’re calling “Craft with the Band,” which is, um, exactly what it sounds like. If you miss the afternoon arts-and-crafts session, you can still check out the band when they rock Club Metronome with regional favorites THE MATHEMATICIANS later that evening. PHOTO COURTESY OF SARAH SHELBURNE
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radio jock MIKE LUOMA, who earlier this week returned to the booth full time as the music director at 104.7 The Point FM. Luoma, who had been a fixture on local airwaves dating back nearly two decades, was let go by the station more than a year ago. In a phone conversation last week, Luoma was obviously excited about the new gig. Specifically, he sounded most enthusiastic over his duties as MD, which include filtering through mountains of music sent by pesky publicists — a task I can certainly commiserate with — and deciding what is and isn’t worth playing. “There are bands I think the Point should be playing that we’re not,” he said, though he didn’t name names. And might the new MD with a long history of supporting local music insert more homegrown tunes in the rotation? “I’m hoping I can strengthen the Point’s ties to the local music scene,” Luoma said. “I was saying to a friend the other night that THE CUSH left town too soon, because I could have been playing them.” Agreed. Though it’s fair to point out that the band had been here for a decade before departing. Seems like more than enough time for someone at the Point — or any local station — to give ’em a spin. Fortunately, there’s plenty more great local music to be spun. And it’ll be nice to have someone pushing for it. Welcome back, Mike!
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• Speaking of long standing local radio fixtures, congratulations to MR. CHARLIE of local blues / GRATEFUL DEAD tribute act BLUES FOR BREAKFAST, whose longrunning Sunday-morning blues show — also named “Blues for Breakfast” — will celebrate its 1000th episode on WIZN this Sunday. • Love me some local openers at Higher Ground. This Sunday, local MC BURNTMD opens for L.A. rapper MURS in the Ballroom. BTW, MURS is an acronym for Making Underground Raw Shit. True story. • Speaking of Higher Ground, local songwriters GREGORY DOUGLASS and MYRA FLYNN are splitting a
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1/2 LouNgE, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 242 mAiN St., Burlington, 862-2244. BAckStAgE PuB, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. BANANA WiNDS cAfé & PuB, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752. BiStro SAucE, 97 Falls Rd., Shelburne, 9852830. thE BLock gALLErY, 1 East Allen St., Winooski, 373-5150. BLuEBirD tAVErN, 317 Riverside Ave., Burlington, 428-4696. BrEAkWAtEr cAfé, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. BrENNAN’S PuB & BiStro, UVM Davis Center, 590 Main St., Burlington, 656-1204. citY SPortS griLLE, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720. cLuB mEtroNomE, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. frANNY o’S, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. grEEN room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. hALVorSoN’S uPStrEEt cAfé, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. hArBor LouNgE At courtYArD mArriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. highEr grouND, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. JP’S PuB, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. LEuNig’S BiStro & cAfé, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lift, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. thE LiViNg room, 794 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester. mANhAttAN PizzA & PuB, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. miguEL’S oN mAiN, 30 Main St., Burlington, 658-9000. thE moNkEY houSE, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. moNtY’S oLD Brick tAVErN, 7921 Williston Rd., Williston, 316-4262. muDDY WAtErS, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. NEctAr’S, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. NightcrAWLErS, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067. oN tAP, 4 Park St., Essex Junction, 878-3309. oDD fELLoWS hALL, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. PArimA, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. PArk PLAcE tAVErN, 38 Park St., Essex Jct. 878-3015. rADio BEAN, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. rASPutiN’S, 163 Church St., Burlington, 8649324. rED SquArE, 136 Church St., Burlington, 8598909. rÍ rá iriSh PuB, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. rozzi’S LAkEShorE tAVErN, 1022 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester 863-2342. ruBEN JAmES, 159 Main St., Burlington, 8640744. thE ScuffEr StEAk & ALE houSE, 148 Church St., Burlington, 864-9451. thE SkiNNY PANcAkE, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188. thE VErmoNt PuB & BrEWErY, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.
guSto’S, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. hEN of thE WooD At thE griSt miLL, 92 Stowe St., Waterbury, 244-7300. hoStEL tEVErE, 203 Powderhound Rd., Warren, 496-9222. L.A.c.E., 159 North Main St., Barre, 476-4276. thE LAmB ABBEY., 65 Pioneer Circle, Montpelier, 229-2200. LANgDoN StrEEt cAfé, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. mAiN StrEEt griLL & BAr, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. PickLE BArrEL NightcLuB, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. PoSitiVE PiE 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 2290453. PurPLE mooN PuB, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 4963422. thE rESErVoir rEStAurANt & tAP room, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. riVEr ruN rEStAurANt, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. SLiDE Brook LoDgE & tAVErN, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202.
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As the saying goes, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. That’s especially true in the case of Rochester, Vt.’s They Might Be Gypsies. Composed of Greg Ryan and yyears of exceptional telecommunications! 14-year-old Aidan Ryan, the father-son 877.877.2120 gypsy-jazz duo recently released their selfwww.sovernet.com titled debut album. The record consists of nine songs of varying manouche pedigree, 4/12/10 12:06:10 PMfrom 1930s-era classics to songs penned by contemporary masters, as well as a pair of originals. But the real story here is the dynamic interplay between the two musicians, who play a marvelous game of musical catch throughout the record.
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The album begins with Patrick Leguidcoq’s “Destinée.” The Ryans do the French swing master proud, trading the song’s roiling main riff with casual ease. “Tchavolo Swing,” written by manouche legend Dorado Schmitt, comes next. Here we get our first real taste of the younger Ryan’s true promise. Technically, he is immediately impressive. But his playing exhibits a maturity uncommon even in players two or three (or four) times his age. He possesses face-melting chops, shredding his nylonstringed guitar with seeming nonchalance. That would likely be enough to satisfy most 16t-electricbeach051210.indd 1 5/10/10 10:34:17 AM teenage players. However, Aidan Ryan’s real strength lies in his tasteful restraint. Rarely does he offer more than the song requires. “Dancing Girl,” penned by Greg Ryan, is the first original on the disc. His steel-string melody flits and twirls airily over a slinky Latin groove. The elder Ryan’s appropriate melodic decisions suggest taste and modesty may run in the family. “Ultraspontane” follows. The song was written by The Hellecasters’ John Jorgenson, AGES 21–33 who, coincidentally, has also been playing professionally since he was 14. The Ryans handle the legendary guitarist’s bipolar You could make composition with a sleek cool, switching a world of difference. seamlessly between fiery rhythmic outbursts Anonymous Egg Donors Needed and soothing melodic interludes. The Ryans display appropriate historical to Assist Infertile Couples reverence on the jaunty traditional “Dark Eyes.” Guest musicians join the duo on Please call the several tracks. Here, double bassist Anand Nayak’s work is particularly notable, Egg Donor Program especially his flashy solo midway through. 802-847-9825 The record closes on the second original, SEVEN DAYS
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“Fast Freddie,” written by Aidan Ryan. Not surprisingly, the young guitarist shows immense potential as a composer, as well. He takes the reins as bandleader, too, leading a full ensemble through a bracing, flamencotinged romp. Like father, like son, indeed. Catch They Might Be Gypsies this Saturday, May 15, at Montpelier’s Black Door Bar & Bistro.
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Beck, backed by an alternate-reality version of The Beach Boys, riffing over Waylon Jennings’ “Good Ol’ Boys,” and you’re in the ballpark. Confused yet? You should be. “Eastbound 40,” possibly the record’s finest track, is next. It combines Mangan’s sunny pop inclinations with the devious subtlety of a true musical tinkerer. Odd vocal percussion and other assorted random sounds flicker like fireflies amid the midnight blackness of Mangan’s cruising groove. Other songs fail to strike the same precarious balance of intrigue and listenability. “For Jessica” is a ballad so maudlin it would make Bono blush. “Ghosts” is an interesting experiment in beats and found sounds, but loses luster on repeat listens. “Ode to the 9th Ward” is bravely ambitious. Save for an electric bass line, the
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Scottt Mangan — yep, three t’s — is a relative newcomer to the Burlington scene, having moved to the Queen City about a year ago from Philadelphia. His debut album, Farewell, Hello,, originally released around the same time — hence the title — and under the pseudonym The Grass Is Greener, introduces an unusual and provocative talent to the idyllic shores of Lake Champlain. The record reveals Mangan as a precocious songwriter with a distinctive experimental bent, tempered by an affinity for conventional pop constructs. His songs are almost always interesting, and earn points for their degree of difficulty, even if he doesn’t always hit his mark. The album opens on “Today Is Tomorrow,” which in its own curious way is a fitting microcosm of the odd fare found throughout. The song begins with a desperate late-night voice message from an unnamed woman over a loping country bass line. Dawn breaks with Mangan casually strumming acoustic chords. He sings with yawning, slackerly zeal, “You wake into your morning with your mind cobwebbed and hazy / Bloodshot eyes and a mouth as dry as the Mojave. / You rise, but you ain’t shining.” Later, and backed by a listing chorus of backing singers, he wonders, “Can these days get any longer?” Picture Mellow Gold-era
hip-hop number — yep, hip-hop — is entirely a cappella. The effect is jarring, especially as Mangan’s flow is shuffling and awkward. Though given the phalanx of goofy vocal beats behind him, one wonders if this is intentional. When Mangan’s reckless approach works, it really works, as on “BetterWorld.” The songwriter is at his best when he allows eccentric ornamental accents to augment or provide atmosphere for his imaginative songwriting, rather than overtly dominating the soundscape. Here, as on ethereal album closer “The Torch,” he does just that. These results suggest that, somewhere in the scattered recesses of Mangan’s artistic mind, a real visionary lurks. If he ever learns to harness and, more importantly, focus his gifts, he’ll be a truly unique songwriting talent. Here’s betting it’ll be worth your time to see if he does. Scottt Mangan plays this Friday, May 14, at Radio Bean.
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taBu café aNd NightcluB: Karaoke night with Sassy entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.
Nectar’s: bluegrass Thursdays with Canyonero (bluegrass), 9:30 p.m., $3. 18+.
laNgdON street café: aliza Lapaglia (marimba), 8 p.m., Donations. nicole reynolds (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Donations.
Nightcrawlers: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free.
champlain valley
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twO BrOthers taverN: DJ Dizzle (top 40), 10 p.m., Free.
242 maiN: alive & well, Painted Manes, Spirit animal, Meridians (rock), 7 p.m., $7. aa.
northern
Backstage puB: Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free.
the Brewski: The hamiltones (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
cluB metrONOme: no Diggity: return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5.
ON tap: The nerbak brothers (blues), 7 p.m., Free. parima acOustic lOuNge: burgundy Thursdays with Joe adler, Josh Panda, toni Caitlin, Jeremy harple (singer-songwriters), 8:30 p.m., $3. radiO BeaN: Jazz Sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Shane hardiman trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. anthony Santor Group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3. rasputiN’s: 101 Thursdays with Pres & DJ Dan (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. red square: Selector Dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free. a-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. red square Blue rOOm: DJ Cre8 (house), 9 p.m., Free. rí rá irish puB: Longford row (Irish), 8 p.m., Free. the scuffer steak & ale hOuse: PJ Davidian trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. the skiNNy paNcake: The willoughbys (folk), 9 p.m., $5 donation.
central
greeN mOuNtaiN taverN: Thirsty Thursday
ON the rise Bakery: open Mic, 7:30 p.m., Free.
Bee’s kNees: tammy Fletcher Mountain Girl (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Donations. claire’s restauraNt & Bar: Mark Struhsacker (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Free. parker pie cO.: The Plankhouse band (folk), 7:30 p.m., Free.
regional
mONOpOle: blind Spots (rock), 10 p.m., Free. mONOpOle dOwNstairs: Gary Peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free. Olive ridley’s: Karaoke with ben bright and ashley Kollar, 6 p.m., Free. Live wire (aC/DC tribute), 9 p.m., $13. Therapy Thursdays with DJ nyCe (top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free.
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BaNaNa wiNds café & puB: The Seawolves (Irish), 7:30 p.m., Free.
greeN rOOm: DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free.
higher grOuNd shOwcase lOuNge: Gregory Douglass with Monique Citro, Myra Flynn (pop, 16t-CGGarment050510.indd 1 neo-soul), 8:30 p.m., $11/13. aa.
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Jp’s puB: Dave harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. the liviNg rOOm: Carol, Mark John & Casey abair (folk), 7:30 p.m., $10. marriOtt harBOr lOuNge: The nicholas Cassarino Quartet (acoustic), 9 p.m., Free. the mONkey hOuse: Green Mountain Comedy Festival (standup), 7:30 p.m., $5. 18+. Nectar’s: Seth yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. bronze radio return, Close to nowhere, Gutterpup (rock), 9 p.m., $5. Nightcrawlers: Melonheads (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
latest record, appropriately titled Synthesis, the New York City-based songwriter strings
ON tap: run for Cover (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
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fraNNy O’s: blue water (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.
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park place taverN: Mind trap (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. radiO BeaN: Scott Mangan (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Seth Gallant (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Shepard’s Pie (rock), 10 p.m., Free. The Shangles (rock), 11 p.m., Free. blue button (rock), 11:45 p.m., Free. rasputiN’s: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3. red square: Me & you with brett hughes and Marie Claire (cosmo-rural), 6 p.m., Free. Philadelphia Slick (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3. nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.
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red square Blue rOOm: DJ Stavros (house), 9 p.m., $3. ruBeN James: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free.
the skiNNy paNcake: brendan hogan (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., $5 donation.
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arvad’s grill & puB: Janet Fox & Geroge Doud (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free.
the lamB aBBey: DJ Dance Party acid test (house), 9 p.m., Donations. laNgdON street café: honky tonk happy hour with Mark LeGrand & his Lovesick band (country), 6 p.m., Donations. Motel brothers (americana), 9 p.m., Donations.
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the reservOir restauraNt & tap rOOm: rise Up Sound (reggae), 9:30 p.m., Free.
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city limits: top hat entertainment Dance Party (top 40), 9 p.m., Free. the farmer’s diNer: ten rod road (folk), 6 p.m., Free.
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starry Night café: Starline rhythm boys (rockabilly), 8:30 p.m., Free. twO BrOthers taverN: happy hour with Cooper & LaVoie (blues), 4:30 p.m., Free. The blame (rock), 10 p.m., $3.
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ON the rise Bakery: Foley artist (amerarcana), 8 p.m., Donations.
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rí rá irish puB: DJ Johnny Utah (top 40), 10 p.m., Free.
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BEE’S KNEES: Steve Hartmann (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE BREWSKI: Evenkeel (rock), 9 p.m., $2. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Blind Dog Sound System (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.
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MONOPOLE: Lucid (rock), 10 p.m., Free.
RED SQUARE: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Perry Nunn (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Events Are Objects (rock), 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: The Book ‘em Blues Band, 10 p.m., Free. THE SKINNY PANCAKE: Matching Orange (folk), 9 p.m., $5 donation.
central
BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: They Might Be Gypsies (gypsy jazz), 9:30 p.m., $5. GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN: The House Rockers (rock), 9 p.m., Free. THE LAMB ABBEY: Cats Under the Stars (Jerry Garcia Band tribute), 8 p.m., $5.
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BACKSTAGE PUB: Alter Ego (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
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LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Electric Sorcery (funk), 9 p.m., Donations.
242 MAIN: Listen to the Sky, Too Tall Grizzly (rock), 7 p.m., $7. AA. BLUEBIRD TAVERN: Highway Bar Music (country), 9 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5. FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. ‘80s Night, 9:30 p.m., Free.
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RADIO BEAN: Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 5 p.m., Free. Secret Heliotropes (acoustic punk), 7 p.m., Free. Birch Bones (folk), 9 p.m., Free. Richard Perso (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free. Loud Apt. (funk-rock), 11:30 p.m., Free.
OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Benjamin Bright (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free.
burlington area
POSITIVE PIE 2: Philadelphia Slick (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $5.
champlain valley
CITY LIMITS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: DJ Benno (eclectic DJ), 10 p.m., Free.
northern
BEE’S KNEES: Laslo Cameo (electric roots), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE BREWSKI: Canyonero (rock), 9 p.m., $2.
GREEN ROOM: Envy with Vidi Vici & Friends (house), 10 p.m., Free.
THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Dead Sessions (Grateful Dead tribute), 10 p.m., Free.
HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Third Saturday Dance Party with DJ Alan Perry (’80s dance party), 8:30 p.m., $5/10. AA.
regional
JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.
TABU CAFÉ AND NIGHTCLUB: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.
THE LIVING ROOM: Karen McFeeters, John Gibbons, Craig Anderson (folk), 7:30 p.m., $10. THE MONKEY HOUSE: People Are Strange (The Doors tribute), 9 p.m., $5. NECTAR’S: Lowell Thompson (solo acoustic), 7 p.m., Free. Michetti (heady metal), 9 p.m., $5.
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ON TAP: The Growlers (blues), 6 p.m., Free. Quadra (rock), 9 p.m., $3.
NIGHTCRAWLERS: The Hitmen (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
MONOPOLE: Lucid (rock), 10 p.m., Free.
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northern
Bee’S kneeS: Good Ol’ Wagon (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Anthony Geraci (jazz), 11 p.m., Donations. PiecaSSo: philadelphia Slick (hip-hop), 8 p.m., $5.
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burlington area
1/2 lounGe: Heal-In Sessions with Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. cluB meTronome: S.I.n. Mondays with DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free. necTar’S: The ConTRIBUTERs (blues rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Parima main STaGe: Jazzed Up Mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., Free (18+). radio Bean: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. red Square: Justin Levinson Band (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. rozzi’S lakeShore Tavern: Trivia night, 8 p.m., Free. ruBen JameS: Why not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.
central
lanGdon STreeT café: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.
northern
Tue.18
burlington area
cluB meTronome: Bass Culture with DJs Jahson & nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free. hiGher Ground Ballroom: puddle of Mudd, Adelitas Way (hard rock), 8 p.m., $25. AA.
leuniG’S BiSTro & café: Queen City Hot Club (gypsy jazz), 7 p.m., Free. lifT: Karaoke … with a Twist, 9 p.m., Free. The monkey houSe: Hip-Hop Open Mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., Free.
necTar’S: Funkwagon with Joe Moore (funk), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Parima acouSTic lounGe: poe Jam with Dug nap (poetry), 9 p.m., $1. radio Bean: The Stephen Callahan Trio (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Something With Strings (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free. Honky-Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.
lanGdon STreeT café: Sage Mayhew (acoustic), 9 p.m., Donations. main STreeT Grill & Bar: Mark LeGrand (country), 7 p.m., Free. Slide Brook lodGe & Tavern: Tattoo Tuesdays with Andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.
champlain valley
51 main: Quizz night (trivia), 7 p.m., Free. Two BroTherS Tavern: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.
northern
Bee’S kneeS: Kristina Michelson (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. The BrewSki: Live Music, 8 p.m., Free. The huB Pizzeria & PuB: Cal Stanton (acoustic blues), 8 p.m., Free.
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cluB meTronome: The Mathematicians, prizzy prizzy please (indie rock), 9 p.m., $6. franny o’S: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. hiGher Ground Ballroom: ALO, Chris Velan (singer-songwriter, groove), 8 p.m., $15. AA. leuniG’S BiSTro & café: Jenni Johnson Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. lifT: DJs p-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.
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manhaTTan Pizza & PuB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. miGuel’S on main: Dawna Hammers (bossa & blues), 7 p.m., Free. necTar’S: The Feverbreakers, Into the Bottle (carny rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. on TaP: paydirt (rock), 7 p.m., Free. radio Bean: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free. red Square: Japhy Ryder (prog rock), 8 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.
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red Square: Upsetta International with Super K (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.
Bee’S kneeS: Caitlin Canty (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. The Shed reSTauranT and Brewery: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 8 p.m., Free.
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“Dancing Queen.” “Voulez-Vous.” While ABBA may have done these pop hits best — and first — Australia’s Björn Again take the cake for having performed them longer. But they’re certainly no slouch act. The tribute group, formed in the ’80s after ABBA’s 10-year run, recreates the Rock and Roll Hall of Famers’ music in a spot-on “concert experience.” From the razzle-dazzle costumes and show-stoppin’ dance moves right down to the pseudo-Swedish chitchat between songs, they’ll offer an uncanny glimpse of yesteryear. According to the Guardian, “Björn Again are now so successful that they will have a tribute band of their own soon.” So, take a chance on them.
BJÖRN AGAIN Friday, May 14, 7:30 p.m., at Lebanon Opera House, N.H. $30-50. Info, 603-448-0400. www. lebanonoperahouse.org
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14 | MUSIC 14 & 5 | THEATER The Write Stuff When a play is produced sans props, costumes or scenery, the writing’s got to be top-notch. And, in the case of the annual Nor’Eastern Playwrights’ Showcase, it is. The juried show, organized by the Vermont Actors’ Repertory Theatre, weeded 50 entries down to three winning one-act plays that will reach audiences this weekend via staged readings. Alan L. Steinberg’s The Revision, Jacqueline Lynch’s In Memory of Trixie Gazelle and Constance Egan’s The Bad Habit “are funny, provocative reflections on contemporary American life,” says final judge and author Paula Mann. Gazelle, for example, focuses on a faded jazz singer who hears reports of her death on a plane crash that she wasn’t on. “It’s a very human, beautiful play,” says Peter Marsh, a producing artistic director. The playwrights take the stage for a post-performance Q&A.
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Two Vermont musical tours de force join, well, forces at a masterful, allacoustic concert at Frog Hollow this week. Separately, Spencer Lewis and Carol Hausner have accomplished musical careers: Since his 1988 debut album, Weeding the Garden, Lewis has produced another 18 song collections merging folk, classical and new-age styles. Hausner, not to be outdone, scored first place in the bluegrass category of the 2009 MerleFest Chris Austin Songwriting Contest for her song “Love Gone By.” Put them together and what do you get? A multifarious medley touching upon bluegrass traditions, ballads of yore and contemporary harmonies on guitar, fiddle and violin. Hear the duo, which goes by One Morning Fair, in one fine evening of tunes.
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ONE MORNING FAIR Thursday, May 13, 7-9 p.m., at Frog Hollow in Burlington. $8-10. Info, 863-6458. www.froghollow.org
ROTARY CLUB OF ESSEX: Rotarians help build good will as they organize service goals at weekly social meetings. Nonmembers are welcome to attend. The Essex, Essex, 12:10-1:30 p.m. $15 for members; free to drop in. Info, 233-3612.
education CURRICULUM OBSERVATION: Parents and potential students get a peek at Waldorf education in action, sip tea and meet the faculty. Preregister. Lake Champlain Waldorf High School, Charlotte, 8:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12, pgraham@LakeChamplainWaldorfSchool.org.
etc. ABRAHAM-HICKS STUDY GROUP: Believers in the law of attraction investigate, through discussion and group exercises, how your thoughts affect your life. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 383-8429. ‘DEEPENING OUR SPIRITUALITY’: Folks focus on faith in the context of community, worship, music and more in this monthly discussion group. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3819.
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‘END OF LIFE ISSUES & PLANNING’: Cindy Bruzzese, executive director of the Vermont Ethics Network, answers questions about advance health care directives. United Church of Christ, Bradford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4029.
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KNIT NIGHT: Crafty needle workers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.
SILENT AUCTION & WINE TASTING: A drinksampling social event supports the Laura Kate Winterbottom Memorial Fund, a nonprofit aiding disadvantaged children and victims of sexual assault and domestic abuse. Magnolia Breakfast & Lunch Bistro, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. $35; reserva-
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food & drink LAMOILLE VALLEY YEAR-ROUND FARMERS ARTISAN MARKET: Farmers and food producers fill Vermonters’ totes with local and organic dining options, including eggs, cider, seeds and cow cheeses. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261.
health & fitness ‘ELDER DANCE’: An open dance floor beckons folks ages 50 and up seeking exercise. Studio 58, Suite 236, Chace Mill, Burlington, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 865-6815. INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS DAY: The Vermont CFIDS Association hosts speakers, politicians and doctors at this educational event about neuroendocrine-immune disorders, such as chronic fatigue syndrome and fibromyalgia. Burlington Police Station, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-296-1445. ‘KEEP THAT SPRING IN YOUR SPINE!’: Rolfer Robert Rex combines Kundalini yoga and Rolf Movement Integration to show folks how to keep their vertebrae happy. Preregister. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1. ‘ONCOLOGY TARGETED ESTHETICS’: Speaker Joanie Kavanaugh mentions natural products that safely and effectively treat the skin, with regard to cancer therapies. Preregister. Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com. ‘TAMING THE MIND’: A weekly meditation series with Ven. Amy Miller imparts the fundamentals of the spiritual practice. An overview for newcomers begins at 6:30 p.m. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 7-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.
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Wednesday, May 12, 6:30 p.m., at Burlington College. Free. Info, 862-9616.
‘ZODIAC’: David Fincher’s 2007 mystery explores the search for a real-life serial killer in 1970s San Francisco. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.
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‘COLLAPSE’: Director Chris Smith’s 2009 documentary details investigative journalist and author Michael C. Ruppert’s view on the peak-oil crisis. See calendar spotlight. Community Gallery, Burlington College, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.
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Thursday, May 13, 7:30 p.m., at Burlington City Hall Auditorium; Friday, May 14, 7:30 p.m., at Unitarian Church in Montpelier; Saturday, May 15, 7:30 p.m., at Brattleboro Union High School; and Sunday, May 16, 7 p.m. at Town Hall Theatre in Woodstock (also featuring Collapse screening). Free. Info, 229-4900, ext. 100.
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RUSSIAN-ENGLISH EXCHANGE: Practitioners of the most widely spoken Slavic language expand their vocabularies. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.
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ITALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.
Michael C. Ruppert is no stranger to the term “conspiracy theorist.” He’s been called one before, for bold assertions like the call to action featured in Chris Smith’s 2009 documentary Collapse: Ruppert referred to the building oil crisis as “what may be the greatest preventable holocaust in the history of planet Earth.” But this noted investigative journalist has long been exposing political cover-ups, with the facts to back them. In his latest book, Confronting Collapse: The Crisis of Energy and Money in a Post Peak Oil World, the L.A.based activist lays out the causes for 2008’s economic collapse, as well as a 25-point action plan to address oil depletion. Covering petroleum reserves and sustainable agriculture, this oft-perceived doomsayer offers steps for hope.
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Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
Vermont, Essex Junction, 7-9 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 879-7696, lane2love@yahoo.com.
other PS2 faves. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
Yoga-Dance Exercise: Who needs routines? World music inspires folks to get fit with improvisational movements. Studio 58, Suite 236, Chace Mill, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 865-6815.
Dan Chodorkoff: The author of the recently completed Loisaida shares passages. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.
‘Spend Smart’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks. Vermont Department of Health, Middlebury, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 540-2567.
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Howard Frank Mosher:The author shares the daunting challenges of historical fiction in “Transforming History Into Fiction: The Story of a Born Liar.” Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.
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Babytime: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 876-7147. ‘Fourth & Fifth Graders Read’: Youth don reading glasses for a fiction group’s discussion of favorite lit genres. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:15-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
‘Prophetic Odyssey’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125.
Knitting Club: Little ones in third through sixth grades loop soft hats to be sent to the hospital for premature babies. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
‘Vermont Reads’ Book Discussion: Bookworms follow an Albanian family’s journey to Barre, Vt., in Katherine Paterson’s The Day of the Pelican. South Hero Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209.
‘Lovely Llamas’: Preschoolers and their families take a day trip to a nearby camelid farm to investigate their woolen coats and feed them apple scraps. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206. ‘Moving & Grooving With Christine’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘Peter the Music Man’: Educator Peter Alsen lets preschoolers try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Teens Read’: Middle and high schoolers chat about the books that keep them flipping page after page. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘Tots on the Move’: Moms and pops participate in this music-and-moves session for tiny ones. Studio 58, Suite 236, Chace Mill, Burlington, 8-8:45 a.m. $10. Info, 865-6815.
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music Linda Radtke: The musician gives a costumed rundown of major state benchmarks in “Vermont History Through Song” with pianist Arthur Zorn. Second Congregational Church, Jeffersonville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-0155.
sport Alao Kung Fu: Martial arts students focus on the form and technique of the hung gar style through vigorous conditioning workouts. Fair Haven Fitness, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $6. Info, 265-3470. Running Clinic: A professional coach trains athletes for a 5- or 10K traverse at this “Run for Empowerment” benefiting Women Helping Battered Women. Meet in front of ECHO. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $5. Info, 658-3131, ext. 1076.
talks ‘Dorothy Canfield Fisher: A Vermonter for the World’: Helene Lang hosts a living history presentation about this celebrated state writer. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2999. ‘The Fundamentals of Investing in Municipal Bonds’: A financial adviser lays out different types of bonds and ratings, as well as potential tax-free benefits. Fourth floor. Morgan Stanley Smith Barney, South Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-6039.
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Vermont Consultants Network Meeting: Two reps from Porter Knight offer simple techniques for organizing schedules and arriving on the dot. Network Performance, South Burlington, 8 a.m. Free if it’s your first time, $10-15 otherwise. Info, 862-9488. Women Business Owners Spring Seminar: Attendees brush up on marketing techniques in a daylong seminar entitled “Get People Talking and Listening to What You Have to Offer.” Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m. $99-129. Info, 363-9266.
education Curriculum Discussion: River Rock School teachers and codirectors delineate the impact of their “emergent curriculum.” River Rock School, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4700. ‘Discovery Morning’: Parents observe the daily school activities of students in grades K through 8, followed by a Q&A session. Preregister. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 8:3010:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12, pgraham@ lakechamplainwaldorfschool.org. St. Michael’s College Commencement: Amartya Sen, oft-called the “Mother Teresa of Economics” for his Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences, inspires new college grads with a keynote speech. Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 9 a.m. Free; tickets required. Info, 654-2216 .
etc. ‘A Celebration of Vermont Women Making Change’: This Vermont Women’s Fund benefit recognizes notable females in an awards program, features women cheesemakers and food artisans, and serves up hors d’oeuvres and a networking atmosphere. Preregister. Coach Barn at Shelburne Farms, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $35. Info, 398-2300, ext. 2. AARP Safe Driver Course: Motor vehicle operators ages 50 and up take a quick trip to the classroom — with no tests and no grades! — for a how-to refresher. Preregister. Northwestern Medical Center, St. Albans, 5-9 p.m. $12-14. Info, 483-6335.
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Home-Buying Seminar: Prospective buyers learn the ins and outs of the process from mortgage and real-estate professionals. Preregister. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free; light dinner provided. Info, 865-1020, ext. 36.
Book Discussion Group: Professor Mark Usher, chair of UVM’s Classics Department, oversees an in-depth chat about Homer’s The Odyssey. Fletcher
‘Learned Positivity’: Shed the health-damaging emotions of negativity and adopt a lifestyle change with guidance from this course. Unity Church of
Vermont Family Network Conference: Speeches, exhibits and round-table discussions explore topics of individual education plans, speech recognition software, and social and recreational opportunities for those with special needs. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $55-75. Info, 800-800-4005.
film ‘DCI 2010: The Countdown’: A rundown of last year’s Drum Corps International world championships highlights the elite marching music ensembles to watch for this year’s showdown. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 660-9300. Movie Night: A surf-style eatery queues up a wind-and-water-themed flick weekly. The Spot, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 540-1778. ‘The Big Lebowski’: Jeff Bridges is “The Dude” in the Coen brothers’ cult classic about a pot-smoking slacker mistaken for a shady millionaire. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.
food & drink ‘Coffee, Cacao & Sugar Cane’: A multisensory presentation explores the healing and spiritual qualities of these “three sacred plants of the global South,” as well as their history of farming and processing. Jeudevine Memorial Library, Hardwick, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 479-1925.
health & fitness Dr. Stephen Brandon: Give stress the boot after learning easy methods to handle daily pressures from this wellness consultant and chiropractic physician. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1. ‘Elder Dance’: See WED.12, 4 p.m.
kids After-School Nature Detectives: Elementary schoolers solve the mysteries of Mother Nature in an afternoon wilderness program of salamander searches, nature art and butterfly catching. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3:15-5 p.m. $8-14. Info, 229-6206. Dads & Kids Playgroup: Youngsters up to age 5 and their male grown-ups connect over a complimentary dinner and group playtime. Family Center of Washington County, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-3292, ext. 115, fcwcdads@yahoo.com. ‘Lovely Llamas’: See WED.12, 10-11:30 a.m. Middle School Helpers & Planners: Lit lovers grades 6 to 8 help redesign the young-adult reading room and plan cool projects for the library. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. Music With Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
Noontime Concert Series: Viola da gamba player Peter Tourin and baroque violinist Jean Twombly entertain folks on a bagged-lunch break. Coffee and tea are provided. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 12:15-12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6515. One Morning Fair: From traditional bluegrass to old-time ballads, Spencer Lewis and Carol Hausner lead an eclectic musical journey through allacoustic songs. See calendar spotlight. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $8-10. Info, 863-6458.
talks Adam Boyce: This lecturer casts the spell of the fiddle, and its role in Vermont’s contra and square dancing traditions, in “Sprightly Steps.” Martin Memorial Hall, Ascutney, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 674-2863. David Lass: The Massachusetts-based fish expert talks lighting options for aquariums at this meeting of the Tropical Fish Club of Burlington. VFW Post, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-8716. Loretta LaRoche: A TV personality and stress expert wields wit and wisdom to make audiences take a time-out from their everyday pressures. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25-35. Info, 603-448-0400. Rosie Prevost: A chair of the St. Johnsbury Academy Fine Arts Department discusses the basics of black-and-white photography. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 748-2600. ‘Those Things We Don’t Like to Talk About’: The Montpelier Community Justice Center hosts a nine-part film screening and presentation series about gritty topics, such as this week’s “A Place to Fight: Why We Need Mediators and Where to Find Them.” Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9606.
words Fanny Howe: This poet and novelist selects passages from her numerous printed works — including On the Ground and The Lyrics — to read aloud. Lowe Lecture Hall, Johnson, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727, ext. 210. Howard Frank Mosher: See WED.12, Crossett Brook Middle School, Duxbury, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. Michael C. Ruppert: Detailing the connections between energy and money, the author of Confronting Collapse addresses the peak-oil crisis in a book discussion and signing. See calendar spotlight. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-4900, ext. 100. Phoenix Writing Group: Pen-and-paper scribblers of all genres and levels of expertise read and discuss original works. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. ‘Vermont Reads’ Book Discussion: Bookworms follow an Albanian family’s journey to Barre, Vt., in Katherine Paterson’s The Day of the Pelican. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
Preschool Storytime: Tots ages 3 to 5 bury their noses in books with read-aloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.
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etc. eCosew: ‘let’s Do BloCk prints!’: Old duds get glam when their owners apply eco-friendly designs. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. ‘everyBoDy wins!’ Book Bash: The children’s literacy and mentoring program celebrates its first decade at an awards night featuring dinner, an auction of signed books and a talk by author David Macaulay. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 6:30 p.m. $45, or $80 per couple. Info, 229-2665. ‘mothers For Daughters’ motorCyCle weekenD: Thundering motors raise funds for breast and ovarian cancer research through a weekend of riding and entertainment. Various locations, Dover, 6-9 p.m. $40-50 for the weekend; $20-25 per day. Info, 258-3992. ‘not Just art’ auCtion: Photography, pottery, fiber, jewelry and other items up for bid benefit Hospice Volunteer Services. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, preview and silent auction, 6 p.m.; live auction, drinks and dessert, 7:30 p.m.; music and dancing, 9-11 p.m. $25. Info, 388-4111. tertulia latina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.
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BJörn again: Glitzy 1970s costumes and all, this ABBA tribute act revisits the Swedish pop group’s hits. See calendar spotlight. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $30-50. Info, 603-448-0400.
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BoB amos BanD: A high-energy Vermont band raises funds for Catamount Arts while playing songs off its brand-new album, Wide Open Blue. North Congregational Church, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 748-2600.
Seven DAys Categories: Adult, Senior Adult, Youth, Group or Business. Awards: $6,000 will go to 7 nonprofits served by award recipients. 2.3” x 2.72” Counterpoint: A professional 12-voice Vermont ensemble celebrates the Bard’s poetry in “Darling Buds of May: Choral Settings of Shakespeare and His Contemporaries.” St. Thomas Church, Hanover, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, 540-1784. Jimmy Fortune: A former member of country music group The Statler Brothers revisits “More Than a Name on the Wall” and other hits in a solo acoustic FRI.14
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‘a taste oF home’: Nibbles from Leunig’s Bistro, A Single Pebble, Pulcinella’s and other area eateries combine with music and silent auctions at a fundraiser for HomeShare Vermont. Union Station, Burlington,
‘the great CupCake Quilt’: Newport bakers pitch in edible “squares” of 16 tiny cakes for a sprawling blanket of sweets. Municipal Building, Newport, 3 p.m. Free; cost of food. Info, 505-1265.
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FooD & wine Film Festival: Foodies eat up a seven-day screen bash, featuring episodes of Throwdown! With Bobby Flay, Blood Into Wine, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Food, Inc., Fresh and Mid-August Lunch. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 1-11 p.m. Various prices and times; visit vermon trestaurantweek.com for details. Info, 864-3456.
harDwiCk Farmers market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2337, hardwick farmersmarket@gmail.com.
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BlaCk maria Film & viDeo Festival: This traveling showcase of prize-winning shorts includes Joanna Priestley’s Missed Aches, Barton Landsman and Clayton Hemmert’s Banana Bread and more. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-8. Info, 603-646-2576.
‘greyt’ night oF FooD: Card and board games enliven a light supper and dessert benefiting Greyhound Rescue of Vermont. St. John Vianney Parish Hall, South Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $4-7 donation. Info, 878-4844.
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gig. Vergennes Opera House, 8-9:30 p.m. $20. Info, 545-2020. John Penoyar & Friends: A ukulele and guitar player delivers music from mid-century America with Todd Sagar, Dan Silverman and Andrew Albright. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189. Perdue, shores & harlos Jazz Trio: This threesome stews together smooth standards. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.
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reverie: Viola player Elizabeth Reid, pianist Alison Bruce Cerutti, flutist Hilary Goldblatt and harpist Therese Wunrow collaborate on solo and chamber work by famous and local composers. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 7:30-10:30 p.m. $6-17. Info, 864-0471. vermonT youTh orchesTra sPring concerT: Castleton soprano Suzanne Kantorski-Merrill accents Barber’s Knoxville: Summer of 1915, and the orchestra reprises works by Wagner, Delius and Rimsky-Korsakov. Harwood Union High School, South Duxbury, 8 p.m. $6-15. Info, 655-5030.
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outdoors sPring Bird Walk: Field guides and binoculars in hand, novices pound a path with a naturalist to see migrating flyers. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 7-9 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-3068. sPring migraTion Bird Walk: Binocular buddies keep a sharp lookout for warblers, vireos and other newly arrived travelers. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7-8:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.
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BeTh roBinson: A marriage equality activist, named “Vermonter of the Year” by the Burlington Free Press, reviews the 15-year history of the Vermont Freedom to Marry movement over a light meal. Proceeds support the Addison County Democratic Committee. Unitarian Universalist Society, Middlebury, 7:30-9 p.m. $20-25. Info, 388-1644.
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‘alice’s advenTures in Wonderland’: A rabbit who’s running late draws audiences of all ages into this colorful Lewis Carroll creation, produced by the Valley Players Theater. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 583-1674. audiTions For ‘cameloT’: Tales of King Arthur’s court fill the auditorium in tryouts for the St. Albans Society for the Performing Arts’ upcoming fall musical. St. Albans City Hall, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 527-9821.
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audiTions For summer educaTional TheaTer Programs: Singers present 32 bars of two musical theater selections for a spot in Café Noir Productions’ Side By Side summer programs. Harwood Union High School, South Duxbury, 3 p.m. Free; schedule time slot in advance. Info, 496-4781.
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House, White River Junction, 7 p.m. $6-23. Info, 291-9009, ext. 13. nor’easTern PlayWrighTs’ shoWcase: The Vermont Actors’ Repertory Theatre presents staged readings of Alan L. Steinberg’s The Revision, Jacqueline Lynch’s In Memory of Trixie Gazelle and Constance Egan’s The Bad Habit. See calendar spotlight. The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 773-8038, actorsrepvt@aol.com. sPielPalasT caBareT: Get dolled up for an evening of vaudeville and vintage burlesque with dancing ladies, a troupe of satirists and a saucy house orchestra. Come an hour early for cocktails and entertainment. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20 in advance, $25 day of show. Info, 863-5966.
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oPen Farm Work day: Good Samaritans help a new farm create growing beds via sheet mulching. Peace of Earth Farm, Albany, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 755-6336.
art ‘conTemPorary PorTraiTs in WaTersoluBle oils’ demo: Artist Kate Longmaid works in the alla-prima tradition — finishing in one sitting while the paint is still wet — at this colorful oil exploration. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.
dance conTemPorary dance and FiTness sTudio: See FRI.14, 7 p.m. ‘JeWels & incense’: The 28th semiannual Middle Eastern Dance Student Recital features New York City belly dancer Sarah Skinner and other guest artists. Theater, Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7-9 p.m. $4 donation. Info, 518-572-9153. ‘rock ‘n’ roll Ball’: Dancers shake their booties to music from the Big Basin Band at a benefit for the Red Cedar School’s scholarship fund. Vergennes Opera House, 7-11 p.m. $20 each; $35 per couple; cash bar. Info, 453-5213.
etc. anniversary reunion: Alumni, instructors, past staff and friends of the Yestermorrow Design/Build School celebrate its 30th year with networking, campus tours and small projects. Preregister. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 9 a.m.10 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 496-5545. annual & Perennial PlanT aucTion: Donated greenery trades hands at a benefit for the animals at Franklin County Humane Society. 191 Lake Street, St. Albans, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 868-3380. calcuTTa: A bidding battle with a top prize of a grand raises money for two Colchester Odyssey of the Mind teams. VFW Hall, Winooski, 6 p.m. $40 per couple includes one ball number, appetizers and a pasta dinner; cash bar. Info, 862-3425. ‘ecoseW: T-shirT choP shoP’: Stitchers turn venerable knitwear into au courant fashions with
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basic cut-and-sew steps. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $25 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417. Final Cut Pro Open Lab: Apprentice film editors complete three tracks of exercises as a VCAM staff member lends a hand. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692. French Roundtable: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. Funeral Consumers Alliance Annual Meeting: A nonprofit that works to educate the bereaved about their options hosts a gathering to discuss affordable, respectful burials and tour the Vermont Veterans Memorial Cemetery. Gifford Medical Center, Randolph, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 2238140, vtfuneralconsumersalliance@myfairpoint. net. ‘Get Out of Your Mind & Into Your Life’: This experiential workshop attempts to reduce stress, worry and anxiety through simple strategies of mindfulness and acceptance. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 1-5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 879-7696, lane2love@yahoo.com. ‘Hop, Scurry, Slink and Slither!’: Carol Winfield introduces rabbits, turtles, snakes and a ferret that have been rescued by the Vermont Wildlife Rescue Association. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 1-2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 482-2878. Monkton Day: A townwide yard sale begins this community bash, also including a plant and bake sale at Monkton Friends Methodist Church, and spaghetti supper and film screening at Monkton Central School. Various locations, Monkton, 9 a.m.10:30 p.m. $4-8 for dinner; $2 donation for family film. Info, 453-3795. ‘Mothers for Daughters’ Motorcycle Weekend: See FRI.14, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Perennial Swap: Neighbors trade labeled containers of flourishing greenery. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 879-7576.
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‘Community Awareness Reflection Experience’ Dinner: Diners are assigned various economic roles and served meals that might be eaten by someone in that same situation in an event increasing awareness of local hunger issues. Covenant Community Church, Essex, 5:30-8 p.m. Free; reservations required, nonperishable food donations accepted. Info, 899-1139. Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178, middleburyfm@yahoo.com. Randolph Farmers Market: Open-air stalls boast crops straight from the soil, prepared foods, farm products and tchotchkes. Central Street, Randolph, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 728-9123. Restaurant Week Supper Club: Eating and education collide in a culinary fête composed of a three-course meal made on location. Look for roasted baby beet salad, hand-rolled pasta, rhubarb pudding and more. Preregister. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. $45 includes wine pairings. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.
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Rutland County Farmers Market: Downtown strollers find high-quality fruits and veggies, mushrooms, fresh-cut flowers, sweet baked goods and artisan crafts within arms’ reach. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4813. Vermont Restaurant Week: See FRI.14, noon -10 p.m.
health & fitness ‘Elder Dance’: See WED.12, 4 p.m. Flower Essences Workshop: Maureen Short demonstrates how local blooms can promote healing and well-being. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, noon-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.
kids Art Exploration Workshop: Budding artistes connect with their inner creativity at a drop-in, daylong class. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 11 a.m.4 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0356, mary@chaffeeartcenter. org. ‘Ellie’s Preschool Party’: Tots ages 1 to 5 preregister to toot instruments, wave ribbons and move to music. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Evergreen Preschool Children’s Fair: Entertainment by Josh Brooks, a mini-golf course, face painting, games and other diversions charm tiny ones. St. Peter’s Parish Hall, Vergennes, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 877-6702. ‘Everybody Wins!’ Storytime: David Macaulay, author of The Way Things Work, captivates young readers with tales and illustration activities.
‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Saturday Stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.
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‘Birds of the Sugarbush’: Audubon Vermont conservation biologist Steve Hagenbuch highlights the winged visitors that frequent maple trees during breeding season. Baker Sugarbush, Strafford, 9-11 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-3068, etillinghast@mac.com. Wildflower Walk: A woodland jaunt provides Vermonters with views of spring flora and migrating warblers. Preregister. Eustis Property, Starksboro, 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3880.
sport Alao Kung Fu: See WED.12, 11 a.m.-1:15 p.m.
Bella Voce Women’s Chorus: New works by Vermont composers Gwyneth Walker and David Feurzeig join selections by New England musicians and poets past and present. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12-15. Info, 999-8881. Counterpoint: See FRI.14, St. Luke’s Church, St. Albans, 7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, 540-1784. Extra Stout: A seven-member band takes on dance tunes, ballads, drinking songs, shanties and more, Irish-style. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. Handel Society of Dartmouth College: An evening of monumental choral works, including Sir William Walton’s Belshazzar’s Feast and Zoltán Kodály’s Missa Brevis, revolve around a theme of hope amid exile. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $5-20. Info, 603-646-2422. Montpelier Community Gospel Choir: Songs of hope and joy emerge from a community group blending soul, jazz and traditional gospel sounds. Hunger Mountain Christian Assembly, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 778-0881. Nightingale: Becky Tracy, Jeremiah McLane and Keith Murphy guide listeners through New England, Canada, Ireland and beyond with an array of worldly ballads and reels. WalkOver Gallery & Concert Room, Bristol, 8 p.m. $18-20. Info, 453-3188, walkover@mac.com. Otter Creek Choral Society: Celebrating its 10th anniversary, this ensemble revisits favorite pieces from the last decade. Congregational Church, Vergennes, 7 p.m. $5; free for kids under 6. Info, 877-2921. Swing Jazz Jam: Players join an informal, musicbased get-together. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0030, info@ prestomusic.net. The Burlington Chapter Barbershop Harmony Society: Rock ‘n’ roll faves bubble over in “Rock Around the Clock,” also featuring the Green Mountain Chorus and Vocal Spectrum. South Burlington High School, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 505-9595. Wayne Hankin: An award-winning multi-instrumentalist and leading artist of period woodwinds focuses on early music. Memphremagog Arts Collaborative, Newport, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 505-1265.
‘Flower Power’ Mountain Bike Race: Bikers of all ages and abilities tackle a 5K-loop of rolling terrain. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. $10-20. Info, 879-6001.
talks Adam Kane: A nautical archaeologist dives below the surface to tell tales of Lake Champlain’s most harrowing shipwrecks, from the Revolutionary War to today. Town Hall, Pittsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 746-8157.
theater ‘Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland’: See FRI.14, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. Green Mountain Comedy Festival: Eight Vermont comedians, including Kathleen Kanz, John Lyons and Martha Tormey, gather to coax out the chuckles and even the guffaws. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8-10:30 p.m. $16-20. Info, 863-5966. ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’: See FRI.14, 3 p.m. & 7 p.m. Nor’Eastern Playwrights’ Showcase: See FRI.14, 7:30 p.m. Spielpalast Cabaret: See FRI.14, 8 p.m.
words Howard Frank Mosher: Tales of wilderness adventure, mystery and love in the time of the Civil War fill the author’s latest book, Walking to Gatlinburg, which is featured at this book signing. Kingdom Books, Waterford, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 751-8374. Katherine Paterson: The author of The Day of the Pelican, which follows an Albanian family’s journey to Barre, Vt., answers questions and delivers a dramatic reading. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626. Michael C. Ruppert: See THU.13, Brattleboro Union High School, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-4900, ext. 100. Nancy Means Wright: The Middlebury author of Midnight Fires, a historical novel set in an 18thcentury castle, signs copies and offers insight. Phoenix Books, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. Paul Blacketor: Need advice or inspiration? The author of Everyday Useful Quotes spreads a wealth of collected sayings. Phoenix Books, Essex, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.
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‘North Face’: This German adventure film chronicles the ascent of two mountaineers as they strive to conquer an untouched face of the Eiger. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth
Capital City Farmers Market: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m.1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958, manager@montpelier farmersmarket.com.
Kids’ Day: The Queen City tips its hat to youth with a Main Street parade to the waterfront at 9:30 a.m., followed by the annual Young Tradition Concert, puppet shows, games and more. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 9:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. $1. Info, 864-0123.
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Women’s Economic Opportunity Conference: From résumé writing to publicspeaking workshops, this business-centric conference presented by Sen. Leahy and keynoted by Karen Mills helps females view themselves in many career capacities. Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3193.
Burlington Farmers Market: Sixty-two vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188, info@burlington farmersmarket.org.
‘Birdathon’: Avian enthusiasts nestle to spot wing patterns and ID calls on a Green Mountain Audubon Society outing. Preregister. Mt. Philo State Park, Charlotte, 7 a.m. Donations. Info, 863-2436, gmas@greenmountainaudubon.org.
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Family Activity Day: Bird and bug walks, butterfly explorations and outdoor investigations draw nature lovers of all ages. Call for specific program. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9 a.m.noon. $5 per adult; free for kids. Info, 229-6206.
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Townwide Yard Sale: Canny shoppers sift through previously owned items to find sweet deals. Various downtown locations, Rutland, 8 a.m.2 p.m. Free. Info, 438-2263.
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Revolutionary War Reenactment: New Hampshire’s Captain Morrill’s Company paints a scene of everyday life at a military camp through craft and game demonstrations. Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $3-5; free for kids under 6. Info, 865-4556.
Gymnasium, White River School, White River Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 229-2665.
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Perennially Green Plant Sale: Greens and blooms that’ll sprout year after year benefit the school’s garden program. John J. Flynn Elementary School, Burlington, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 861-4769, susanrutherford@hotmail.com.
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CoNtemporary DaNCe aND FitNeSS StUDio: See FRI.14, 2 p.m. Upper Valley iNterNatioNal Folk DaNCiNg: Individuals of all ages and experience levels form the steps of line, circle and couples dances from Europe and the Mediterranean. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $8; $4 for first-timers and students. Info, 436-2151.
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food & drink ‘all-yoU-CaN-eat breakFaSt’: Blueberry pancakes, honey ham, scrambled eggs and more travel from the griddle to the plate. Partial proceeds benefit a local charity. Knights of Columbus, St. Albans, 8 a.m.-noon. $3-6; $18 per family. Info, 524-1492. bUrliNgtoN CohoUSiNg potlUCk: Community members bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. Preregister. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5359. gaStropUb Fare & beer pairiNg: Chef Joey Nagy serves up house-smoked trout, fennel, oysters and other tasty eats to match fine brews from around the world. Preregister. Three Penny Tap Room, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. $40. Info, 223-8277. Stowe FarmerS market: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027, info@stowevtfarmersmarket.com.
CheSS ClUb: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.
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gear Swap: Harley owners with paraphernalia to spare set up a table and reel in the green. Green Mountain Harley-Davidson, Essex Junction, 10 a.m.3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4778.
DayloNg meDitatioN: Introspective folks recharge amid relevant discussion and a potluck lunch. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.
iNN opeN hoUSe: Visitors join the inn’s owners for live music, a bocce ball tournament, leisurely tennis matches, and food and drinks. Inn at Charlotte, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Free. Info, 425-2934.
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‘lawN-to-garDeN’: Peter Burke digs deep into the details of basic plant and soil care, paying special attention to the square-foot method. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. ‘motherS For DaUghterS’ motorCyCle weekeND: See FRI.14, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
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‘QUiNteSSeNtial ClaSSiCS’: Music, movement and words mingle in this Haskell Opera House benefit. Cellist Sylvia Woodmansee performs works by Bach, actress Susan-Lynn Johns gives voice to a fairytale and Ballet Arts performs bits of Sleeping Beauty en pointe. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 2 p.m. $5-7. Info, 873-3022 or 334-2216. terry ehriCh awarD DiNNer: At a dinner-dance with live music, members of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility honor local companies for simultaneously taking care of business and community. Departs from the King Street ferry dock. Preregister. Northern Lights Cruise Boat, Burlington, 5:45-9:30 p.m. $75. Info, 862-8347.
fairs & festivals lilaC & garDeNiNg SUNDay: Purple blooms and a green theme are the focus of this celebration including lilac planting, organic garden care presentations, live music and more. Shelburne Museum, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $5-20. Info, 985-3346.
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kids ChUCk meeSe & hiS reD wiNg pUppet theater: A Vermont puppeteer serves up an onstage whirlwind of figurinecentric music, juggling and physical comedy. Gymnasium, Thatcher Brook Primary School, Waterbury, 10 a.m. $5; $15 per family. Info, 244-5605. mayFeSt CelebratioN: Families with young children greet the month with pony rides, dancing, a puppet show, face painting and more. Postponed from May 8. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827. ‘reaD to a Dog’: See SAT.15, 1-2 p.m. SUmmer Camp opeN hoUSe: Staff and counselors of Rock Point Summer Camp summarize the activities and spiritual programs of this weeklong day camp for ages 6 to 18 over a cookout. Before the North Beach entrance. Burlington High School, Burlington, 1-6 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4852.
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bella VoCe womeN’S ChorUS: New works by Vermont composers Gwyneth Walker and David Feurzeig join selections by New England musicians and poets past and present. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 3 p.m. $12-15. Info, 999-8881.
‘brooklyN’S FiNeSt’: Antoine Fuqua’s drama overlaps the journeys of two policemen and an undercover agent connected to a deadly crime. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.
blUegraSS goSpel projeCt: Six bluegrassAmericana acoustic-playing northeasterners cook up some soulful tunes. Proceeds benefit Island Arts. Grand Isle Lake House, 5 p.m. $20-25. Info, 372-8400.
FooD & wiNe Film FeStiVal: See FRI.14, 1-11 p.m.
CoUNterpoiNt: See FRI.14, McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. $5-20. Info, 540-1784.
‘liFe iN waShiNgtoN CoUNty’: A documentary created by Sen. Bill Doyle’s history class at Johnson State College and Vince Franke of Peregrine Productions explores life in the early 20th century through interviews with longtime area residents. Community Room, Northfield, 7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-3197.
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Nikki Matheson. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $25. Info, 496-8910. moNtpelier CommUNity goSpel Choir: Songs of hope and joy emerge from a soulful community group blending soul, jazz and traditional gospel sounds. Trinity United Methodist Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 7780881. VermoNt yoUth orCheStra SpriNg CoNCert: Castleton soprano Suzanne Kantorski-Merrill accents Barber’s Knoxville: Summer of 1915, and the orchestra reprises works by Wagner, Delius and Rimsky-Korsakov. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $6-15. Info, 655-5030.
outdoors morNiNg birD walk: An a.m. ramble through the woods rewards early risers with glimpses of feathered chirpers ... and coffee. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 7-8:15 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-2167. SpriNg wilDFlower walk: Jack-in-the-Pulpits and other blooms attract attention as wanderers refer to Newcomb’s Wildflower Guide. Preregister. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 1-3 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-3068.
sport SpartaN raCe: From wall climbing to spear throwing, fearless athletes take on 12 “crazy obstacles” on a 2-mile course and fundraiser for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. $50-70 to participate; by donation to watch. Info, 345-2073, spartanrace@gmail.com.
theater met liVe iN hD: towN hall theater: Renée Fleming puts her vocals to good use as the star of the Metropolitan Opera’s high-def broadcast of Rossini’s Armida. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 3 p.m. $10-22. Info, 382-9222. ‘mr. popper’S peNgUiNS’: See FRI.14, 1 p.m. & 4 p.m. SpielpalaSt Cabaret: Special “scandalous show.” See FRI.14, 8 p.m.
words katheriNe paterSoN: The Balkan Children’s Chorus performs before and after the author of The Day of the Pelican delivers an address. Lyndon Town House, Lyndon Center, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626. miChael C. rUppert: See THU.13, Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-4900, ext. 100.
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etc. AARP SAfe DRiveR CouRSe: Motor vehicle operators ages 50 and up take a quick trip to the classroom — with no tests and no grades! — for a how-to refresher. Preregister. American Cancer Society, Williston, 12:15-4:15 p.m. $12-14. Info, 483-6335. ‘SPenD SmARt’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks. 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 540-2567. ‘the heRbAliSt houR’: Herbalist Alyssa Doolittle of Mayflower Herb Farm resolves queries about all things green. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 3:454:45 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498. tweet ‘n’ StitCh: Crafters join a sewing circle with their current projects and Twitter their progress. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, noon-2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 862-7417.
fairs & festivals montRéAl SketCh ComeDy feStivAl: Teams of yuksters from Toronto, New York, Montréal and Los Angeles create sidesplitting scenarios on stage in a seven-day ode to improvisational fun. Theatre Ste. Catherine, Montréal, 8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 514-284-3939, montrealsketchfest@gmail.com.
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food & drink ‘eASy RAw tReAtS & PieS’: Dessert diehards whip up easy, no-bake recipes with Linda Wooliever for improved health benefits. Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $3-8. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermoun tain.com. veRmont ReStAuRAnt week: See FRI.14, noon -10 p.m.
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‘elDeR DAnCe’: See WED.12, 4 p.m. heRbAl CliniC: Sign up for an appointment to explore the art of natural healing one on one with students and professors from the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism. City Market, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.
CReAtive monDAyS: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
AfRo-bRAziliAn PeRCuSSion ClASS: Community band Sambatucada teach the pulsating rhythms of samba, samba reggae and baião. Woodland Commons, South Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 343-7107.
theater veRmont young PlAywRightS feStivAl: Vermont Stage Company actors and directors produce winning student plays, and cold read runners-up. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 1:30 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966.
words book DiSCuSSion SeRieS: ‘fRom PAge to SCReen’: Is the book always better? Folks turn to Russell Banks’ tome The Sweet Hereafter as a point of comparison. Barton Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 525-6524. mARjoRie CADy memoRiAl wRiteRS gRouP: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@com cast.net.
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etc. fRenCh ConveRSAtion gRouP: Folks take their Romance language capabilities for a spin in a weekly repartee. Bien fait! Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088. ‘tRAveling the PAth to enlightenment’: Students of all levels get a practical overview of Tibetan Buddhism. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:308:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136. iPAD & kinDle Demo: Presenters Fran Delphia and David Cook compare and contrast newfangled gadgets at a group how-to. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095, info@ilsleypubliclibrary.org.
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‘SonS of the fAllen: A live tRibute to ouR militARy heRoeS’: Twenty-five boys honor the memories of their fathers, killed while serving in Iraq or Afghanistan, over fireside discussions, live music and more at a camp in the mountains. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 660-9300.
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‘ouR StoRieS: PASt, PReSent & futuRe’: Adults consider ways that personal narratives celebrate accomplishments and dreams. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
muSiC with PeteR: See THU.13, 10:45 a.m.
StoRy & ACtivity time: Kids 6 and under and their grown-ups savor readings and craft, art and food projects. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@ hotmail.com.
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‘DeSSeRt & leARn’: Seized by stress? Learn to deal with daily pressures with Barbara Pafume of the Vermont Department of Health. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free; dessert provided. Info, 655-1392, ext. 10.
young ADult film CRew: Lights, camera, action! Budding movie stars, whether behind the scenes or at center stage, learn videography and editing tricks with equipment and training from LCATV. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.
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food & drink Johnson Farmers market: A street emporium bursts with local agricultural products, ranging from produce to herbs to fresh-baked bread. Main Street, Johnson, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1682. ‘LocaL Grains From Vermont’s Backyard’: Randy George of Red Hen Baking Company differentiates flour varieties in a recipe demo, and UVM adjunct professor Heather Darby provides the agricultural context of these grains. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. rutLand county Farmers market: See SAT.15, 3-6 p.m. thetFord hiLL community market: Vendors supply localvores with an array of baked treats, honey, maple syrup and veggies. Thetford Hill Green, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 785-4404. Vermont restaurant Week: See FRI.14, noon -10 p.m.
health & fitness deeksha oneness experience: Stressed-out souls find peace of mind and rejuvenation in this spiritual transfer of energy. Christ Church Presbyterian, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $3-5 donation. Info, 233-2638. ‘eLder dance’: See WED.12, 4 p.m. ‘essentiaL tooLs For careGiVers’: Family members and friends of folks with long-term or life-limiting illnesses learn how to lend a hand, both physically and emotionally. Central Vermont Home Health and Hospice, Barre, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-1878. heaLth care summit: Vermont and New Hampshire employers dive into discussion of consumer-driven health plans, wellness programs and national health care reform. Fireside Inn & Suites, West Lebanon, 8 a.m.-12:15 p.m. $35. Info, 877-479-3546.
kids ‘music With roBert’: The host of a weekly folk and world-music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. storytime For tots: Fables, finger-plays, songs and snacks occupy tiny ones ages 18 to 35 months. Preregister. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. teen Video Games: See THU.13, 3:30-5 p.m.
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miLton community Band rehearsaL: Director Mary Bauer oversees bandmates and new members in a varied repertoire. Milton Elementary School, 7-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398. WaterBury community Band rehearsaLs: Brass and wind musicians join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 8884977, waterburycommunityband@yahoo.com.
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sport ‘Get to knoW your Bike’: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.
talks community medicaL schooL: Associate professor of medicine Bonita Libman covers the A to Zs of rheumatoid arthritis in “The Most Common Autoimmune Disease.” Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6:308 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2886. estate-pLanninG seminar: Make a plan to protect your loved ones and your estate in this handy workshop delving into trust funds, wills and beyond. Arrowhead Senior Citizen Center, Milton, noon-2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7133. ‘horse sense For the Leader Within’: Lucinda Newman, certified equine guided educator of Horses & Pathfinders, explores the principles of leadership, healthy relationships and how to be on “horse time.” Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com. ruth younG & caroL Vassar: Two speakers share their experiences holding medical clinics in Kenya as part of nonprofit organization Everyone’s Child, which is dedicated to helping children worldwide. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
words Book & moVie cLuB: A lit-lovin’ group alternates watching flicks and turning pages. This month’s read is Kate Morton’s The Forgotten Garden. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. Book discussion series: ‘What a character’: Voracious readers consider the lasting impact of fictional protagonists, using Willa Cather’s My Ántonia as a guide. Walden Community Library, West Danville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2630. phiLip Baruth: An 18th-century thriller set in England comes alive in a reading of The Brothers Boswell by its author. Richmond Free Library, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.
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keLLey marketinG meetinG: Marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals brainstorm help for local nonprofits over breakfast. Room 201, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6495. ‘LeadinG throuGh innoVation’: Local companies learn to create, communicate and commercialize new ideas and products in a three-day program full of case studies. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. $195-395 for three-day conference. Info, 793-2078.
community rotary cLuB oF essex: See WED.12, 12:101:30 p.m.
environment ‘carpooL For cash’: The first 100 people sharing rides with two or more passengers score five bucks as part of an emissions-lowering initiative. Hinesburg Park & Ride, midnight. 7-8:15 a.m. Free. Info, 482-2778.
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abraham-hicks study Group: See WED.12, 6-7:30 p.m. burnham knitters: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. craft With the band: Indiana’s Prizzy Prizzy Please attends an eco-friendly craft session. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-5 p.m. $10; tickets required. Info, 862-7414. credit report revieW day: Professional credit counselors dole out financial advice at one-on-one appointments. Walk-ins welcome, but preregistration is recommended. Champlain Housing Trust, Burlington, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 540-2569, snelson@ cvoeo.org. ruG hookinG & knittinG circle: Experienced and novice needle workers present their looped creations, swap ideas and indulge in textile camaraderie. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.
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chittenden county historical society meetinG: An illustrated talk of Dr. Elise Guyette’s research on early African American settlers on Lincoln Hill connects listeners to Vermont’s history. Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. $10 donation. Info, 425-2634, access@ cvuhs.org. nancy price Graff: In an illustrated slide show presentation, the speaker examines the impact of the Farm Security Administration’s photography project in rural areas of Vermont. Milton Public Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4644. ‘preservinG and protectinG’: Listeners gather information on protecting the assets of and preventing the loss of government benefits for individuals with special needs, and more. Morgan Stanley Smith Barney, South Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-6039. ‘the Grail and the rosy cross’: A visual presentation outlines the roots of Catharism. 6 Fairfield Hill Road, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706, vermont@goldenrosycross.org.
montréal sketch comedy festival: See MON.17, 8 p.m.
film ‘Z’: Based on a true story about a Greek political uprising, Costa-Gavras’ 1969 murder mystery focuses on the death of a liberal activist — and the government officials who try to cover it up. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.
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met live in hd: palace 9: Renée Fleming puts her vocals to good use as the star of the Metropolitan Opera’s high-def broadcast of Rossini’s Armida. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $20-24. Info, 660-9300.
words book discussion: Bookworms share thoughts about civil liberties after reading Kevin Boyle’s Arc of Justice: A Saga of Race, Civil Rights, and Murder in the Jazz Age. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.
lamoille valley year-round farmers artisan market: See WED.12, 3-6:30 p.m. restaurant Week supper club: See SAT.15, 6-8:30 p.m.
book discussion Group: See WED.12, 7:30 p.m.
vermont restaurant Week: See FRI.14, noon -10 p.m.
erica donnis: The author of the newly published The History of Shelburne Farms: A Changing Landscape, An Evolving Vision revisits significant moments of the property. Preregister. The Inn at Shelburne Farms, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8686.
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‘prophetic odyssey’: See WED.12, 11:30 a.m.12:30 p.m.
‘taminG the mind’: See WED.12, 7-8 p.m. yoGa-dance exercise: See WED.12, 6-7 p.m.
sara london: This Burlington native reads lyrical poems from her newly published collection, The Tyranny of Milk. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
kids babytime: See WED.12, 10:30 a.m. knittinG club: See WED.12, 3-4 p.m.
‘peter the music man’: See WED.12, 12:30-1 p.m.
‘vermont reads’ book discussion: See THU.13, 7 p.m.
‘teens read’: See WED.12, 5-5:45 p.m. ‘tots on the move’: See WED.12, 8-8:45 a.m.
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EXPLORATION OF MOVEMENT 16 CEU: Jun. 5-6, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $245/16 CEUs/$225 when paid in full by May 17 ($50 nonrefundable deposit). Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, Burlington. Info: Dianne Swafford, 802-734-1121, swafford person@hotmail.com. Ortho-Bionomy (16 CEUs): Participants will learn to recognize and palpate patterns of joint and muscle movement in order to facilitate increased range of motion and to promote a general sense of well-being in the body. Ortho-Bionomy is a gentle, deeply effective, noninvasive body therapy, which is effective with both acute and chronic conditions and is used to reduce tension and improve structural alignment.
FORZA SAMURAI SWORD WORKOUT: Mondays, 7-8 p.m., Thursdays, 6-7 p.m., Fridays, 9-10 a.m. Cost: $10/1-hour class. Location: The North End Studio, 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: forzavt. com, Stephanie Shohet, 802-578-9243, steph. shohet@gmail.com. Forza is an intense group fitness class appropriate for adults of all ages and abilities. Build muscle, burn calories, develop focus, vent frustrations and boost self-esteem while using a sword to practice the skills of the Samurai warrior. No martial arts experience necessary.
flynn arts FLYNNARTS FREE DANCE SHOWCASE: Tues., May 18, 6 p.m. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. Get a feel for FlynnArts dance classes! The showcase is the culmination of this semester’s dance classes, where teachers share what their classes are like and students perform many of the dance styles they’ve worked on this semester. Summer classes begin the week of May 31. SUMMER DANCE CLASSES: For teens & adults, starting May 31. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. Inspiring teachers, multiage peers, and multiple levels of hiphop, tap, jazz (Broadway and Bollywood), ballet, pointe; an Improvisation Lab, a Modern Intensive, Zumba and more! www. flynncenter.org.
glass COPPER FOIL STAINED GLASS WORKSHOP: ALL LEVELS, 1-DAY INTRO TO STAINED GLASS: May 8, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $115/ workshop. Location: Shelburne Art Center, Sheburne. Info: 802-9853648. Select, build and finish a glass panel to bring home in one day. www. shelburneartcenter.org.
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150-HOUR CHINESE HERB PROGRAM: Sep. 25 - Jun. 5. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-2888160, elementsofhealing@ TALK SO KIDS WILL LISTEN: Tuesdays, May verizon.net. This program 18, 25 & June 1, 9-11 a.m. will teach the fundamensession or 1-3 p.m. sestals of Chinese medicine sion. Wednesdays, May theory as well as a detailed study of assessment skills. 19, 26 & June 2, 9-11 a.m. We will cover well over session or 1-3 p.m. ses100 commonly used herbs sion. Saturdays, May 22, 29 & June 12, 9:30-11:30 and formulas for health and illness. This class is p.m. Sundays, June 13, 20 appropriate for beginners 27, 3-5 p.m. Cost: $45/3 as well as other health 2-hour sessions. Location: Demeter Resolutions care practitioners. scott@ LLC, 495 Shelburne Rd., elementsofhealing.net. Burlington. Info: Demeter WISDOM OF THE HERBS Resolutions, Anthe Athas, SCHOOL: Programs: 802-864-0624, empower Wisdom of the Herbs: ment@demeterresolu 8-month certification protions.com. Have less stress gram beginning May 15. and feel better about your Wild Edibles: Enhancing parenting. Learn the skills Local Food Security, to talk to your kids so beginning May 9. VSAC PM they’ll listen and engage1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 nondegree grants avail. their cooperation. Learn to qualifying applicants; PERMACULTURE DESIGN alternatives to punishCOURSE: Jun. 13-25. Cost: $1,150/tuition & meals.
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BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, kevin@firststepdance. com, www.FirstStepDance. com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs,
BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-658-0658, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko. com. Beginning classes in Burlington! Tuesdays Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $54/7 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $61/7 weeks. Session
10 WAYS TO HELP THE ADHD CHILD: May 16, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Location: Upper Valley Events Center, Route 5, Norwich. Info: www.wholechild foundation.com, Julie Rosenshein, 413-262-1137, jrosenshein@aol.com. Join Julie B. Rosenshein, LICSW, Pioneer Valley’s expert “ADHD Kid Coach” and author, for a hands-on lecture and book signing. Ms. Rosenshein will explain the connection between ADHD and the trait of high sensitivity in children and offer parents tools and tips for their family.
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Location: Bishop Booth Conference Center, Rock Point, Burlington. Info: Burlington Permaculture, Mark Krawczyk, 802-9992768, burlingtonper maculture@gmail.com. Permaculture is a holistic design system for ecological living, integrating plants, animals, buildings, people, communities and the landscapes that surround us. This two-week intensive course explores permaculture concepts, principles and design practice, teaching participants how to actively create beautiful, sustainable, productive, regenerative human communities using natural ecosystems as models.
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TINY HOUSE RAISING: Cost: $250/workshop. Location: Bakersfield & Westmore. Info: Peter King, 802-933-6103. A crew of beginners will help instructor Peter King frame and sheath a 14x16 house on May 22 and 23 in Westmore, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., and another workshop will be held June 12 and 13 in Woodstock, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Info at www.vermonttiny houses.com.
began 11/3. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $61/7 weeks, began 11/2. Beginning taiko classes in Montpelier! Wednesdays, 7:00-8:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at AllTogetherNow. In Richmond on Thursdays, call for times and location. Djembe classes in Montpelier, Wednesdays, 5:00-6:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at Lamb Abbey (www.thelambabbey.com). Gift certificates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.
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everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance! CAPOEIRA! WITH FUA NASCIMENTO: Jun. 7-Jul. 15, 7-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon., Thurs. Cost: $78/6 1.5-hour classes. Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., Montpelier. Info: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, Lorraine Neal, 802-229-4676, al lisonj3@myfairpoint.net. Fua Nascimento, a native of Brazil and student of Aberre, one of the most recognized capoeira masters, has trained for 20 years. In his warm and welcoming way, he will present basic elements of ginga/variations, attacks and defenses, and principle aesthetic movements through which the fight was disguised as dance. DANCE CAMPS & DANCE INTENSIVES: Camps: M-F mornings; intensives: M-F, 9-2. Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., Montpelier. Info: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, Lorraine Neal, 802-229-4676, allisonj3@myfair point.net. Studio in its 36th year offers camps: July 6-9, “The Amazing Treasure Chest,” ages 4-6, and “Dabble Dance,” ages 7-9. June 21-25, “Hip Hop Immersion,” ages 9-15, and June 28-July 2, “Modern Dance Intensive.” We provide appropriate levels of instruction with professional, caring teachers in a fun-filled, supportive, creative atmosphere. DANCE CLASSES IN MONTPELIER: Please see website for schedule and fees. Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon
St., Montpelier. Info: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, Lorraine Neal, 802-229-4676, al lisonj3@myfairpoint.net. Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio is offering summer classes for teens and adults in modern, ballet, jazz, tap, capoeira, hip-hop, b-boys and girls, African exercise. Explore our website, www.cdandfs. com, for descriptions and details. We provide appropriate levels of instruction by professional, caring teachers in a fun-filled, supportive, creative atmosphere. www.cdandfs.com. DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/ class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclubstyle. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Cost: $60/6-week series ($50 for students/ seniors). Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: www.lindyvermont. com, 802-860-7501. Great fun, exercise, and socializing, with fabulous music. Learn in a welcoming and lighthearted environment. Classes start every six weeks: Tuesdays for beginners; Wednesdays for upper levels. Instructors: Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.
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apply now. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 802-456-8122, annie@ wisdomoftheherbsschool. com. Unique experiential programs embracing wild plants, holistic health and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles, and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.
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jewelry JEWELRY CLASSES: Mon. & Tues., 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. & 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $140/ mo. Location: Alchemie, 2 Howard St., A1, Burlington. Info: jane frank jewellerydesign, jane frank, 802-999-3242, info@janefrank.de, www.janefrank. de. Learn how to make your own jewelery with a German, trained goldsmith in a fully equipped studio in town. You will learn basic techniques but also be able to specialize for certain projects you choose.
Capacity: 5 students. Also Sunday: 5/2 and 5/30 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. ($75).
language LEARN FRENCH THIS SUMMER!: Classes June 7-July 14, weekly 6:308:00 p.m. Cost: $135/6week session. Location: Alliance-Francaise of the Lake Champlain Region, #304 Dupont Building, 123 Ethan Allen Ave., Colchester. Info: Alliance Francaise of the Lake Champlain Region, Micheline Tremblay, 802-497-0420, michelineatremblay@gmail.com. Enrollment now open for summer session of evening French classes at Alliance Francaise, Lake Champlain Region, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Six-week sessions at beginning, intermediate and advanced levels offered by native speakers who are experienced teachers. Contact Directrice Micheline Tremblay, michelineatremblay@ gmail.com, 802-497-0420. Registration info: www. aflcr.org/classes.shtml. LEARN SPANISH & OPEN NEW DOORS: Location: Spanish in Waterbury
Center, Waterbury Center. Info: , 802-659-4181, spanishparavos@gmail. com, www.spanishwaterburycenter.com. Improve your opportunities in a changing world. We provide high-quality, affordable instruction in the Spanish language for adults, teens and children. Learn from a native speaker via small classes, individual instruction or student tutoring. See our website for complete information or contact us for details.
martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tues., Jun. 1 at 5:30 p.m. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 802-9518900, aikidovt.org. Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises, aerobic conditioning, circular movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. We also teach sword/staff arts and knife defense. Adult classes seven days a week. The Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 8-18. AIKIDO: Tues.-Fri. 6-7:30 p.m., Saturdays 9-10 a.m. & Sundays 10-11:30 am. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont
Aikido, 802-862-9785, www.vermontaikido.org. Aikido 101: Join us for this free class! Our free “Introduction to Aikido” hour begins at 10 a.m. on the 3rd Saturday of each month. Please bring or wear loose-fitting exercise clothing and plan to arrive 15 minutes before the session begins to register. This class is a nonstrenuous introduction to basic movement and training, open to anyone interested in learning more about Aikido. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, Julio@bjj usa.com, www.bjjusa.com. Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian JiuJitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian JiuJitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian JiuJitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PROGRAM: Cost: $5,000/500-hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, elementsofheal ing@verizon.net, www. elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught. Program starting September 2010. VSAC nondegree grants are available.
meditation INTRODUCTION TO ZEN: Sat., May 22, 9:30 a.m.4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/allday workshop, lunch incl. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, ecross@crosscontext. net, www.vzc.org. The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Preregistration required. Call for more info, or register online. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www. burlingtonshambhalactr. org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you
are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.
metals BLACKSMITH: ALL LEVELS WORKSHOP FOR ADULTS & KIDS: May 22-23, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $105/class. Location: Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne. Info: 802-985-3648. Learn traditional blacksmithing techniques in our outdoor studio. Hammer, taper and form your design. www. shelburneartcenter.org.
music MUSICAL THEATRE INTENSIVE: June 20. Location: 50 San Remo Drive, S. Burlington. Info: 802-862-7326. Join Bill Reed and world class faculty members from Circle in the Square Theater School in NYC for this week-long professional workshop. Through this immersion experience, you will transform your vocal technique, release inhibitions, and access deeper parts of yourself, all combining to support your best performances ever. Registration: Theatricalsinger.com, 802862-7326.
painting ENCAUSTICS: TURN UP THE HEAT PIGMENTED WAX: 4-week classes starting May 12, Wed., 12:30-2:30 p.m. Cost: $105/class. Location: Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne. Info: 802-9853648. Learn the process of painting with melted beeswax and resin. www. shelburneartcenter.org.
performing arts DISCOVERING ARGENTINE TANGO: May 24-Jun. 25, 4:30-7:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon., Wed., Fri. Cost: $150/noncredit; $1272 for 3 credits. Location: University of Vermont, Southwick Ballroom, Redstone Campus,
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reiki reiKi (usui) LeVeL 1: Cost: $175/Sat., May 15, 9:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., #7, Burlington. Info: Chris Hanna, 802-8811866, Chris@risingsun healing.com. Receive an attunement that allows you to use Reiki for healing and personal growth. learn the hand positions for giving a complete Reiki treatment to yourself and others and have time to practice these skills. learn to scan the human energy field, the history and ethics of a Reiki practitioner.
sewing neW seWing CLAsses At nido: May 9-Jul. 31. Location: nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2e, Burlington. Info: nido, 802-881-0068, birdmail@ gmail.com. nido has new sewing classes open now! learn to sew everything from pillows and bags to beach blankets and art smocks. You can even stitch your own wardrobe! nido has something for everyone, including our popular “learn to sew” series. View the schedule in the shop or at www.nidovt. com.
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drAgon Fire HeALing: May 23, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $75/6-hour class. Location: Shaman’s Flame facility, 78A Cady Hill Rd., Stowe. Info: Shaman’s Flame, Peter Clark & Sarah Finlay, 802-253-7846, peterclark13@gmail.com. Full-day shamanic workshop will help participants rediscover their personal evolution and strengthen their sense of self-reliability and empowerment. With the dragon archetype explore shamanic cosmology and the seat of power in the sacred garden, dismantle limiting beliefs, and expand into theta consciousness. No
prior shamanic journey experience required. energetiC AnAtomy: A BLuePrint For HoW We LiVe And die: May 17, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $20/class. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802244-7909. an experiential introduction to shamanic healing that can jumpstart your soul’s journey as you learn about your energetic architecture. led by sharon clarke, shamanic practitioner, healer and teacher.
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hat began as a seasonal clothing exchange at the Flynndog evolved into an impressive invitational exhibition. “Alter(ed) Ego, Family & Friends” is a conceptually complex 14-woman show with the subtitle “A group portrait, in vignettes, of those characters (real or imagined) in our lives.” Since planning for the clothing swap morphed into planning for the exhibition, it makes sense that garments appear as metaphors for alter egos in several of these mixed-media installations. Accompanying poems and artist statements are also prominent. A leopard-print shirt and pants hung on the wall contribute to the playful “Wish to Be Wild” by Melanie Putz Brotz. A tall stand of dried wetland weeds, about 8 feet high, hangs next to the outfit. A coonskin hat and a baseball cap are also on display. Brotz’s poem “Wish to Be Wild” is a paean to being a beast. It closes with “To be part of nature / To know a true sense of belonging.” Similar sentiments can be read in the bit of doggerel accompanying “Animal Print” by Marie Davis. Her piece also incorporates leopard-print cloth, but in this case the cloth is mounted in a Victorian frame. An elementary school class photo is affixed behind windows cut in the print, perhaps suggesting we are imprinted early with roles among our peers. It’s an engaging piece of visual art, but the accompanying verse with an AABB rhyme scheme is less so. “Both tiger and tamer, at the same time, / It’s my own chair and whip that keep me in line.” Most of the writing posted in the exhibition is simply distracting. “Bunnies Shopping” by Catherine Hall includes a little story about Honey and Harry Bunny. The couple, a pair of surreal-looking, 28-inch-tall rabbit-fur dolls made by Hall, hangs on the wall, as does an array of wax doll clothes in festive colors. The installation is weird and slightly creepy, definitely not about cuteness.
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GARMENTS APPEAR AS METAPHORS FOR ALTER EGOS IN SEVERAL OF THESE MIXED-MEDIA INSTALLATIONS.
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An oversized woven coat called “Father Coat,” by Emily Anderson, also plays with scale and mass — on the large side. It actually has a piece of rel-
evant writing with it, in which Anderson relates, “With my Grandmother’s loom I have altered pertinent clothing items to create this coat.” She notes that “neckties, architectural drawings and tracing paper” are among the woven elements. The dramatic piece is like a rag rug with muted colors and different bands of material. Sharon Webster’s “Soul Bird/Outlook” takes the form of a wall-hung black bird with an outstretched 7-foot wingspan. The two cloth wings are decorated with con-
fetti, sequins and black feathers. A big piece of mirror in the shape of a bowling pin, at the center of the installation, makes up the bird’s head and body. The smallest piece in the exhibition is Terry Zigmund’s untitled 8-by12-inch box construction. It’s like a tiny medicine cabinet encrusted with dry burdock, glass, lace and shards of broken mirror. The writing accompanying it comprises a dozen lines of questions, such as “Am I letting in people who will hurt and disappoint?” and “Am I letting in people who love and care?” Visual artists are not necessarily competent writers, so in a show that includes artist writing, the curator should also function as a strict editor. If the text isn’t as strong as the visuals, there’s really no reason to include it. M A R C AWO D EY “Alter(ed) Ego, Family & Friends,” Flynndog, Burlington. Through May 30.
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‘Alter(ed) ego, FAmily & Friends’: A group portrait in vignettes, of characters in the artists’ lives, including clothing, photographs and text annotating the cast of characters. Through May 31 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746. ‘Alzheimer’s: Forgetting Piece by Piece’: An exhibit of 52 contemporary quilted works that offer poignant tribute to victims of the disease, organized by the Alzheimer’s Art Quilt Initiative; and audio recordings of stories from elders, in conjunction with Vermont Public Radio and The StoryCorps Memory Loss Initiative. Also, ‘circus dAy in AmericA’: a multimedia exhibit celebrating the art and experience of the American circus, circa 1870-1950; ‘JAy hAll connAwAy: A restless nAture’: a retrospective of the 20th-century New England landscape painter; ‘All Fired uP: six cerAmic Artists From Vermont’: unique artist-designed installations by a half-dozen of the region’s finest ceramicists; ‘embellishments: the Art oF the crAzy Quilt’: extraordinary examples from the permanent collection that have never been publicly exhibited; ‘uPon A PAinted oceAn: AmericAn mArine PAintings’: fine works from the permanent collection; ‘tAlly-ho! the Art And culture oF the Fox hunt’: artwork, film footage and artifacts from the heyday of the sport in America; ‘the Art oF ogden Pleissner: A retrosPectiVe From the collection’: more than 30 rarely seen oils, watercolors and drypoints; ‘good Fences: Vermont Stone Walls’: an outdoor exhibit exploring the medium’s history, variety and materials; and ‘wArren Kimble’s AmericA,’ favorite works from the country’s best-known contemporary folk artist. May 16 through October 24 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346. ‘Artists get wet’: Members of the Essex Art League show works interpreting the watery theme. Through May 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014. cArol golembosKi: “Psychometry,” black-andwhite photographs that explore issues relating to anxiety, loss and existential doubt. Through May 31 at Healthy Living in South Burlington. Info, 863-8100.
christoPher Alley: This “Post Decadent Installation” features mixed-media paintings by the Goddard College MFA student, musician and architect, and is intended to be “a tribute to the Vermont community and its steadfast love of endurance.” Through May 31 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 793-8482.
essex Art leAgue: Members of the artists’ association show diverse artworks. Through May 31 at Burnham Memorial Library in Colchester. Info, 862-3014.
helgA weissoVA hosKoVA: “A Young Girl at the Ghetto Terezin: 1941-1944,” photographic reproductions of 10 drawings, as well as diary excerpts, by a girl held for 3 years at the concentration camp during WWII. Through May 23 at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.
cAlling Vermont Artists: The Art of Networking is a nonjuried show taking place in the Soda Plant Hallways. One or two pieces may be submitted. Private event for artists to meet June 3; show is on view June 4-26. Deadline: June 1. More info and submission form at www. spacegalleryvt.com.
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‘lAndscAPe PAinting, in And out’: Stowe artist Lisa Forster Beach demonstrates how it’s done. Cosponsored by the Essex Art League. Wednesday, May 12, 7-8:30 p.m., Brownell Library, Essex Junction. Info, 862-3014. ‘the Poet tree’: In support of hospice, local poets can bring a piece of writing that has given them solace; the poems will be displayed on a tree designed for that purpose, and will later be compiled in book form for hospice patients. Friday, May 14, 5-7:30 p.m., The Art House, Middlebury. Info, 458-0464. sPring thAw sculPtors’ Forum: The annual event features a panel of working artists and arts educators and a forum moderated by Meghan Rigali on the theme of “Nonverbal Expression of Spirituality in Art.” Saturday, May 15, 2-4 p.m., Carving Studio and Sculpture Center,
Art exPlorAtion dAy: The gallery offers a variety of art projects to encourage children of all ages to get creative. Saturday, May 15, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Chaffee Art Center, Rutland. Info, 775-0356. lilAc And gArdening sundAy: Opening day of the season offers lilac walking tours, planting and gardening workshops, family-friendly activities, and the first public glimpse of 10 new exhibits. Sunday, May 16, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346. tom burcKhArdt Artist tAlK: The New York Citybased artist discusses his ink drawings and abstract enamel and mixed-media paintings. Monday, May 17, 8-10 p.m., Lowe Lecture Hall, Johnson. Info, 635-2727. John monti Artist tAlK: The sculptor and professor at Pratt Institute discusses his work. Tuesday, May 18, 8-10 p.m., Lowe Lecture Hall, Johnson. Info, 635-2727.
recePtions isAbeth bAKKe hArdy: “Spring Forward,” new monotypes and paintings by the longtime local resident. Through May 31 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson. Reception: Wednesday, May 12, 4-6 p.m. Info, 635-9950. 30th AnnuAl student Art show: Works by students in Stowe Elementary, Middle and High School. May 12 through 30 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Reception: Wednesday, May 12, 3-5 p.m. Info, 253-8358. AnnuAl student Art show: Works by students K-12 in more than 30 schools in the area, as well as homeschooled students. Through June 5 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. A reception honoring art teachers features the
JAmes Vogler: Twelve recent oil and wax abstractions on canvas by the Vermont painter. Through June 30 at Chittenden Bank Main Branch in Burlington. JAnice soleK teFFt & Ken teFFt: The members of the Essex Art League exhibit their artworks. Through June 30 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014. Kimberlee Forney: Whimsical paintings. Through May 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. lAuren brownell: A 10-year retrospective of paintings that combine flowers, Bodhisattvas, intention, eggs and the figure, and chart the artist’s spiritual path. Through June 1 at Drink in Burlington. Info, 238-5259.
cast of the Rutland Youth Theatre singing songs from their upcoming performance of Willy Wonka. Friday, May 14, 5:30-8 p.m. Info, 775-0356. bert dodson & zelmA loseKe: The husband-andwife artists share an exhibit: Her free-form sculptures of handmade paper and vine; his drawings and illustrated books, including the recent Favor Johnson. Through June 17 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. A reception includes a book signing by Dodson: Saturday, May 15, 3-5 p.m. Info, 748-0158. double diP: Twodimensional works in various media on the subject of food, in conjunction with Seven Days’ Vermont Restaurant Week. Through May 31 at Red Square and May 29 at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Fourth Floor Gallery, in Burlington. Reception for both: Friday, May 14, 5-8 p.m. Info, 318-2438. AnnuAl members’ show: Members of the nonprofit arts organization show their works in a variety of media and techniques. May 15 through June 30 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Reception: Saturday, May 15, 5-7 p.m. Info, 438-2097. dicK brunelle: New contemporary abstract paintings in watercolor and acrylic on canvas. Through May 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Reception: Sunday, May 16, 3-4 p.m. Info, 864-0989. ‘beAutiFul things’: A juried exhibit of images by Vermont photographers chosen by Ronn Orenstein, a professional photographer from Maine. May 16 through June 12 at Vermont Photo Space Gallery in Essex Junction. Reception: Sunday, May 16, 3-5 p.m. Info, 777-3686.
lisA lillibridge: “My WPA Project,” carved and painted pieces in honor of Roosevelt’s 1930s program to put unemployed artists to work. Through June 28 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 238-3485. mAggie rose bogosiAn: “What Might Have Been Lost,” 33 connected moments captured with film camera that focus on details, oddities, imperfections and moments of beauty. Through May 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 315-391-3997. mAyA urbAnowicz: Abstract expressionist paintings and drawings. Through May 31 at the Pine Street Deli in Burlington. Info, 862-9614.
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greg mAmczAK & seAn metcAlF: Colorful oil paintings and illustrations. Through June 1 at Speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 540-0107.
tAste oF stowe Arts FestiVAl: Sell your artwork at the Taste of Stowe summer festival, July 30-August 1. Get on board to contact fans, create new collectors, make connections and increase artist links. Deadline: May 21. More info, helenday.com.
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dAniel leFrAncois: “Ka-Blam,” interactive sculpture paintings composed of found and ordinary items by the multimedia artist. Through May 31 at Green Door Studio in Burlington. Info, 735-3729.
FestiVAl oF the Arts in Jeffersonville: A fine arts festival showcasing only Vermont artists. Deadline: May 31. Space limited. Submit your work at ArtsFestVt.com.
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Mia Feuer: “Dissonance/Resonance,” sculptural installations that require the viewer to navigate through them, and comprise meditations on conflict, volatility and flux in Israel and the West Bank. Through June 26 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. Michael Metz: “Forty Years of Photography,” color and black-and-white images by the Charlotte photographer. Through May 31 at Mirabelles in Burlington. Info, 598-6982. Michael StrauSS: New acrylic high-chroma landscapes based on themes and palettes of Canadian impressionists and colorists. Through May 31 at New Moon Café Gallery Space in Burlington. Info, 865-2329. NaNcy tapliN: New gestural works on paper and canvas by the Vermont artist. Through June 26 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington. Info, 652-4500. NicholaS hecht: Paintings and sculptures by the central Vermont artist. Through May 31 at Salaam in Burlington. Info, 658-8822. ‘people & portraitS’: A diverse selection of paintings, photography and sculpture featuring people and faces, by customers and staff. Through July 31 at Artists’ Mediums in Williston. Info, 879-1236. ‘picture yourSelF: the photobooth iN aMerica, 1926-2010’: A selection of American photobooth photographs and equipment collected by Burlington artist and photo historian Nakki Goranin. May 17 through September 1 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. ‘proFile New york: art aS aeSthetic experieNce’: A group exhibit of works in a variety of media by artists from around the world who are currently living in New York City and impacted by that city’s diversity. Through May 29 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. Info, 578-2512. robiN keNt & JiM barNer: “Artisans at the Bend: Snippets of the Human Condition,” playfully and masterfully crafted items made of reclaimed, painted wood by the art-making couple. Through May 31 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458.
ShayNe lyNN & eliSe whitteMore-hill: “Considering Nature,” digital photographs and acrylic paintings, respectively, on the topic of trees and their surroundings. Through May 16 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. Info, 863-3662.
“what about the ForeSt?”: Fourth- and fifthgraders at the Champlain Elementary School used materials and concepts about the forest to create masks, boxes, clocks, bark paintings and more, in conjunction with a class offered by Shelburne Farms. Through May 31 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. “what about the ForeSt?”: Fourth- and fifthgraders at the Champlain Elementary School used materials and concepts about the forest to create masks, boxes, clocks, bark paintings and more, in conjunction with a class offered by Shelburne Farms. Through May 31 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211.
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‘Face to Face: aN exhibit oF portraiture FroM the uNiverSity collectioN’: Portraits spanning Chinese ancestral paintings to the 19th century; also a large-scale landscape, “Old Man of the Mountain” by Samuel Lancaster Jerry. Through August 1 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University in Northfield. Info, 485-2448. group Sculpture Show: Leila Bandar, Kat Clear, Chris Curtis, David Tanych and Denis Versweyveld show works in stone, steel, wood and other media in this biennial installation. Through May 1 at Vermont Arts Council Sculpture Garden in Montpelier. Info, 828-3292.
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hal MayForth: New paintings by the nationally known artist/illustrator. Through June 1 at Langdon Street Café in Montpelier. Info, 223-8667. ‘liNeS aNd geoMetry rule Show SerieS’: “Line It Up,” a group exhibit that explores lines through traditional drawings and works made from nontraditional materials, Main Floor Gallery; Paul Calter, “In a network of lines,” Second Floor Gallery; and Mark Lorah, “Building Blocks,” Third Floor Gallery. Through June 12 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069. loiS beatty: Monoprints. Through May 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901.
paul gruhler: New abstract paintings that explore spatial relationships and the harmony and tension within color, line and form. Through May 27 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.
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rachael rice: “Altar Eco,” new works made from repurposed and upcycled materials. Through May 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com.
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‘the art oF creative agiNg’: A juried exhibit featuring original work of older artists created since their 70th birthdays, sponsored by the Central Vermont Council on Aging. Through June 30 at Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 479-0531. the bigtowN iNvitatioNal Show 2010: This special group show features artworks by Nina Bohlen, Jim Condron, Marcy Hermansader, Marcus Ratliff, Peter Seward, Andy Schneller, Charles Spurrier and Susan Walp. Through May 23 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. CENTRAL ART SHOWS
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‘viewS aNd re-viewS: Soviet political poSterS aNd cartooNS’: An array of images spanning more than six decades, from the time of the Russian Civil War (1918-23) to the late Soviet period, including propaganda and Soviet pins, East Gallery. Through May 23 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0570.
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elizabeth billiNgS & Michael Sacca: Weaving-based artworks and photographs from a series called “Twilight,” respectively. Through May 14 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green Mountain College in Poultney. Info, 287-8926.
MiraNda Syp: “Rainbows and Dancers on Duckcloth,” acrylic paintings. Through June 30 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454.
the Four SiSterS aNNual art exhibit: The local artistic siblings show their paintings in a variety of styles. Through May 31 at Dorothy Alling Memorial Library in Williston. Info, 288-8086.
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“art oF actioN: curator’S choice tour”: In its final leg, a touring exhibit of paintings by Vermonters commissioned to interpret social, cultural and political issues affecting the future of Vermont. Through June 30 at Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.
SidNey eley: Mixed-media photography and alternate photographic processes. Through May 31 at SEABA Gallery in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.
‘Storied obJectS: traciNg woMeN’S liveS iN verMoNt’: Artifacts from the museum’s permanent collection, along with oral and written narratives of Vermont women from the Vermont Folklife Center and UVM’s Special Collections, offer a glimpse into Vermont life from the 19th century onward. Through September 3 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.
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Sara bridgMaN & Steve Maeck: The Vermont artists and childhood friends exhibit mixed-media works specifically selected to complement each other harmoniously. Through May 21 at Jager DiPaola Kemp Design in Burlington. Info, 864-5884.
“waNderiNgS”: Photographs by Gary Hall, Lynda Reeves McIntyre and Asa Sourdiffe. Through May 25 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848.
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‘TO LIFE! A CELEBRATION OF VERMONT JEWISH WOMEN’: Oral histories, photographic portraits, archival images and artworks by female Jews in the state make up the Vermont Jewish Women’s History Project directed by Sandy Gartner and Ann Buffum. Through July 3 at Vermont History Museum in Montpelier. Info, 479-8505. UPPER VALLEY PHOTOSLAM EXHIBIT: Nearly 240 images from more than 130 photographers, ages 5 to 91, amateur and pro, in response to a call to artists by the gallery. Through May 22 at PHOTOSTOP in White River Junction. Info, 698-0320.
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43RD ANNUAL STUDENT EXHIBITION: Works in all media by senior independent studio-art students. Through May 22 at Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College. Info, 443-3168. AMERICAN PAINTINGS AND PRINTS FROM THE SHELBURNE MUSEUM: Thirty works represent the interests of American artists in urban and rural areas before 1900, and celebrate the landscape and its inhabitants. Through June 6 at Middlebury College Museum of Art in Middlebury. Info, 443-3168.
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JAMES BORDEN & ROBERT A. GOLD: “81 Restaurants, 81 Paintings, 81 Years,” watercolors by the octagenarian artist; and “Cityscapes,” digitally altered multimedia works, respectively. Through June 30 at Tourterelle Restaurant in New Haven. Info, 377-2579.
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JEAN CHEROUNY: ‘PAINTED’: Canvasses that explore the artist’s process of applying paint with roller skates. Through May 29 at The Art House in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464.
JESS GRAHAM & BETHANY FARRELL: New, bold paintings by the Vermont artists. Through May 15 at Studio V in Vergennes. Info, 877-6524. MARK MOFFETT: “The Sun Ain’t Stable (Skeleton Makes Good),” encaustic paintings. Through June 8 at Brick Box in Rutland. Info, 235-2734. PATTY SGRECCI & MICHAEL KIN: The artists present mixed-media work in exhibits titled “Fanatical Botanicals” and “Light in Flight: A Year of Avian Observation in Vermont,” respectively. Through June 29 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956. “SPRING AWAKENING”: The gallery welcomes eight new artists whose work creates a vibrant exhibit to mark the return of balmy days and abundant light. Through May 16 at Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098. ‘SUNFLOWER POWER’: More than 80 wooden sunflowers cut out and painted by members of the guild appear around town in this annual community art project. Through May 31 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4732. THOMAS POLLAK: “Threads in Our Tapestry,” wide-angle photographs of Vermont’s landscape. Through June 25 at WalkOver Gallery & Concert Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188.
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ADRIEN “YELLOW” PATENAUDE: Whimsical landscapes and waterscape paintings. Through May 21 at Hangman Framing & Art Gallery in Hardwick. Info, 524-4405. ALEX BOTTINELLI: Paintings and mixed media by the Hardwick artist. Through June 7 at Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Info, 472-7053. HEIDI POLLARD: “Unsayable,” recent paintings. Through May 30 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.
Art ShowS Kathleen Berry Bergeron: “Gardens, Landscapes and Beyond,” watercolor paintings. Through May 30 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211. lisa lilliBridge: “Birds of a Feather,” whimsical folk art and carved paintings of lovable birds. Through May 14 at Blue Paddle Bistro in South Hero. Info, 372-4814. Monthly Featured artists: Works by painters Robin Massey and Leesa Mossey, prints by Lyna Lou Nordstrom, jewelry by Holly Spier and turned wood by Nick Rosato. Through June 6 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403.
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contrary, suffers from a fairly classic case of sophomore slump. The picture’s afflicted with the cinematic equivalent of ADHD. As scripted by Tropic Thunder scribe Justin Theroux, it’s all over the place, starting new story lines before finishing others and switching focus from one character to another without allowing time for any to develop more than a single dimension. We open in New York with the spectacle of the Stark Expo, a sort of World’s Fair for tech heads. Minutes later, we find ourselves in Washington, D.C., where the billionaire bad boy rebuffs attempts by the Senate Armed Services Committee to force him to surrender the Iron Man suit to the military. Just as I was beginning to wrap my head around the point of the Expo, I found myself watching Stark drive a vintage race car at the Grand Prix in Monte Carlo. Thank God Mickey Rourke appears from nowhere covered with Russian prison tattoos and wearing a jerry-rigged getup that transforms his arms into 15-foot-long electric whips capable of slicing cars in half — or, I have no doubt, the film would have transported us in a matter of seconds to the Sydney Opera House to watch Don Giovanni. With his metal teeth and vodka-sipping cockatoo, Rourke’s Ivan Vanko is the most
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GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER Di Gregorio feeds four nonagearians in his directorial debut.
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Mid-August Lunch comes to Burlington on Saturday as part of the Food & Wine Film Festival Merrill’s Roxy Cinema is holding in conjunction with Seven Days’ Restaurant Week. Given that it’s a small slice of life with a forgettable English title, it might not have reached our screens otherwise. While Mid-August Lunch takes place in a generally recognized diner’s paradise —
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entertaining foe the film throws at the iron guy. But, because it throws so many, he gets far less screen time than he merits. Nowhere near as much fun are Garry Shandling as a lawmaker who wants our hero prosecuted for crimes against the state, Sam Rockwell as a rival arms manufacturer, Don Cheadle as a best friend who turns on Stark, Scarlett Johansson as a mysterious martial arts expert called Black Widow in the Marvel comics, and Samuel L. Jackson as her eye-patchsporting boss — not to mention a virtual army of deadly giant drones. As if all that weren’t enough to kill the man in the can’s buzz, his high-tech heart is turning on him, too, leaching toxic material that will reach lethal levels if not replaced with a new energy source.
How’s a wisecracking superhero supposed to deal with all that and woo Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), too? Hit and miss, overpopulated, plodding in places, filled with fight scenes and effects that can seem disconcertingly familiar, the second Iron Man comes off as less an action adventure than a testimonial to the value of time management skills. Downey cuts through the clutter on occasion and reminds us why we liked the first so much. But Favreau throws in everything but the kitchen sink in his desperate effort to meet stratospheric expectations, and the result is too much of a so-so thing.
Rome — and features scenes of people cooking and eating, don’t go expecting a hardcore “food film.” If you want sumptuous scenes of Old World matriarchs prepping an aestival feast, you won’t find them here. For one thing, most of the cooking in the film is performed by Gianni (Gianni Di Gregorio, also the film’s director), a soft-spoken middle-aged bachelor who lives with his aged mother (Valeria De Franciscis). In an American film, we’d probably be prompted to pity or ridicule Gianni for his failure to launch a life of his own. Here, we admire his care-giving skills — he’s wonderfully patient with his regal, snobbish parent — while noticing that he’s only a few steps up from a deadbeat. He’s in debt to his condo association for renovations and to his friendly neighborhood wine seller for the bottles of white that he guzzles while he’s cooking. But Gianni and his mom aren’t in dire straits; besides the social safety net, they can rely on the web of sociability that defines an old-fashioned neighborhood. When Alfonso (Alfonso Santagata) comes to collect the missing condo fees, he offers to erase the debt if Gianni will take his own elderly mother over the holiday. (The generic “midAugust” of the English title is actually Ferragosto, or August 15, the traditional summer break for Europeans and Catholic Feast of the Assumption.) Next, Gianni’s doctor friend (Marcello Ottolenghi) makes a house call that ends with
him dropping off his mom for a sleepover, too. Add Alfonso’s aunt to the mix, and you have four fairly demanding nonagenarians and one full-time home cook who’s reaching ever more frequently for his wine. I’m glad to say this is not a film about how cute and childlike old people are, or about the wisdom younger folks can glean from them. The four women are just people, each with her distinct foibles: One won’t stick to her diet, one still carries on about every man she sees like a love-struck teenager, and so on. American viewers may wish they were stronger characters with more to say: These women aren’t the activist, articulate elders we like to celebrate over here. They don’t offer zingers like Betty White, and they seem to live primarily in the past. Their main concern in the present is what’s for lunch. But then, that’s Gianni’s focus, too. This is a film where purchasing fresh fish on a holiday, straight from a local angler, counts as a major triumph. I wish Di Gregorio had written a meatier screenplay, if you will, one that delved deeper into his characters’ lives. But it’s still possible to enjoy a modest movie about modest people for whom a glass of Chianti or a casserole oozing mozzarella is enough to grant a measure of happiness.
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wednesday 12 — sunday 16 Iron man 2 Wed-Fri: 5:30, 8. Sat & Sun: 2, 5:30, 8. Date Night Wed-Fri: 6, 8. Sat & Sun: 2, 4, 6, 8. Times change frequently; please check website.
BIJoU cINEPLEX 1-2-3-4 Rte. 100, Morrisville, 8883293, www.bijou4.com
wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Iron man 2 6:40. The Back-Up Plan 6:50. How to train Your Dragon (2-D) 6:30. The Last Song 7.
friday 14 — thursday 20 *Robin Hood Fri: 7. Sat & Sun: 2, 7. Mon-Thu: 7. Iron man 2 Fri: 6:40, 9. Sat: 1:10, 3:40, 6:40, 9. Sun: 1:10, 3:40, 6:40. Mon-Thu: 6:40. A Nightmare on Elm Street Fri: 6:50, 9. Sat: 3:50, 6:50, 9. Sun: 3:50, 6:50. Mon-Thu: 6:50. Furry Vengeance Fri: 6:30, 8:15. 8v-arcana051210.indd 1 5/10/10 1:18:48 PMSat: 1, 3:30, 6:30, 8:15. Sun: essex shoppes & cinema 1, 3:30, 6:30. Mon-Thu: 6:30. How to train Your Dragon (2-D) Sat & Sun only: 1:20.
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friday 14 — thursday 20 *Letters to Juliet 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30, 9. Iron man 2 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30, 9. Babies 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30, 9. A Nightmare on Elm Street 9. How to train Your Dragon (3-D) 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30. Furry Vengeance 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30. Date Night 9.
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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 A Nightmare on Elm Street 12:25, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:20. Date Night 12:45, 3, 5:20, 7:45, 9:45. Furry Vengeance 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7, 9:10. How to train Your Dragon (3-D) 12:15, 2:40, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. Iron man 2 11:40 a.m., 1, 2:15, 3:45, 4:50, 6:30, 7:30, 9, 10. The Back-Up Plan 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:30. The Last Song 12:30, 2:50, 7:30. The Losers 5:20, 9:50. friday 14 — thursday 20 *Robin Hood 12:45, 4, 7, 9:50. *Letters to Juliet 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7:10, 9:20. Iron man 2 11:40 a.m., 1, 2:15, 3:45, 4:50, 6:30, 7:30, 9, 10. A Nightmare on Elm Street 12:25, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:20. Furry Vengeance 12:30, 5, 7:10. Date Night 2:45, 9:30. How to train Your Dragon (3-D) 12:15, 2:40, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. The Back-Up Plan 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:30.
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190 Boxwood St. (Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners), Williston, 878-2010, www.majestic10.com
wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Iron man 2 1, 2, 3, 4, 4:55, 6:15, 7, 7:45, 8:40, 9:10, 9:45. A Nightmare on Elm Street 1:50, 4:30, 7:15, 9:40. Phish 3D (3-D) 8:30. Furry Vengeance 1:15, 3:30, 6:30, 8:50. The Back-Up Plan 1:40, 4:20, 7:10, 9:30. clash of the titans (3-D) 1:10, 3:40, 6:10. How to train Your Dragon (3-D) 1:20, 3:50, 6:20. oceans 1:30, 6:40. Kick-Ass 4:10, 9. Date Night 1:05, 3:20, 6:50, 9:20. friday 14 — thursday 20 *Robin Hood 12:10 (Fri-Sun only), 1:30, 3:20, 4:40, 6:30, 8:15, 9:35. *Letters to Juliet 1:10, 3:50, 6:40, 9:20. *Just Wright 1:15, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. Iron man 2 12 (Fri-Sun only), 1, 3, 4, 4:50, 6:10, 7, 8:40, 9:10, 9:45. Furry Vengeance 12:40 (Fri-Sun only), 1:05 (Mon-Thu only), 3:30 (all week). The Back-Up Plan 3:10, 8:50. clash of the titans (3-D) 6. How to train Your Dragon (3-D) 1:20, 3:40. oceans 12:30 (Fri-Sun only), 2:40 (all week). Date Night 12:50 (Fri-Sun only), 1 (Mon-Thu only), 6:20 (all week). A Nightmare on Elm Street 9:40. Kick-Ass 7:10.
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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Iron man 2 7. Date Night 7:15. The Last Song 7. friday 14 — thursday 20 Schedule not available at press time.
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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Iron man 2 1:10, 3:50, 6:50, 9:20. The Girl With the Dragon tattoo 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Date Night 1:05, 3, 7:20, 9:20. Kick-Ass 1:20, 3:55, 7, 9:35. A Prophet 1:15, 6:30. The Losers 4:15, 9:30. The Secret of Kells 1:10, 2:45. Greenberg 4:30, 7:05, 9:25. friday 14 — thursday 20 Food & Wine Festival: *midAugust Lunch Sat: 7, 9:15. Mon: 2:50, 4:15. Tue: 6. Wed: 4:10, 5:40. Thu: 1. *Blood Into Wine Fri: 7, 9:30 (with pre-screening wine tastings at 6:30 & 9). Sat: 4:20. Mon: 1. Tue: 4:10. Wed: 7. Thu: 2:30. *Fresh Fri: 2:50. Sun: 5:15, 7, 9:15 (with 8:15 panel discussion). Tue: 2:45. Wed: 1. Thu: 8, 9:30. Food, Inc. Fri: 1. Sat: 2:40. Mon: 7:35, 9:30. Tue: 1. Wed: 9. Thu: 4:25. cloudy With a chance of meatballs Fri: 4:20. Sat & Sun: 1. Mon: 5:40. Tue: 7:20, 9. Wed: 2:30. Thu: 6:15. Screening of Vt episodes of “Throwdown! With Bobby Flay” Sun only: 2:30. *Robin Hood 1:15, 4, 6:40, 9:25. *Letters to Juliet 1:20, 3:30, 7, 9:30. Iron man 2 1:10, 3:50, 6:50, 9:20. The Girl With the Dragon tattoo 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Date Night 1:25, 7:10. Kick-Ass 4:10, 9:35.
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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 ***DcI 2010: The countdown Thu: 7:30. Babies 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 12:45, 2:45, 4:45, 6:45, 8:45. Iron man 2 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 12:30, 1:30, 3:15, 4:15, 6, 7:05, 8:35, 9:45. A Nightmare on Elm Street 1:10, 3:45, 6:55, 9:30. The Back-Up Plan Wed: 1, 3:30, 6:40, 9. Thu: 1, 3:30, 9. Date Night 12:35, 2:40, 4:50, 7, 9:10. Furry Vengeance Wed: 12:30, 2:35, 4:40, 6:50, 8:55. Thu: 12:30, 2:35, 4:40, 6:50. The Ghost Writer 3:35, 6:30. How to train Your Dragon (2D) 1:20, 3:40. Kick-Ass 6:35, 9:15. North Face 12:40, 9:20.
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friday 14 — thursday 20 ***Sons of the Fallen: A Live tribute to our military Heroes Tue: 8. ***metropolitan opera Encore of Armida Wed: 6:30. times talk Live: “Lost” Thu: 8. *Just Wright 1:15, 3:55, 6:55, 9:25. *Letters to Juliet 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:05, 3:30, 6:45, 9:15. *Robin Hood 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:35. A Nightmare on Elm Street 9:20. Babies Fri-Mon: 12:30, 1:10, 2:25, 3:10, 4:20, 5:10, 6:20, 7:10, 8:15, 9:10. Tue: 12:30, 1:10, 2:25, 3:10, 4:20, 5:10, 6:20, 7:10, 9:10. Wed: 12:30, 1:10, 2:25, 3:10, 4:20, 5:10, 6:20, 7:10, 8:15, 9:10. Thu: 10:30 a.m., 12:30, 1:10, 2:25, 3:10, 4:20, 5:10, 6:20, 7:10, 8:15, 9:10. The Back-Up
friday 14 — thursday 20 oceans Fri: 6, 8. Sat & Sun: 2, 4, 6, 8. Mon: 2, 6, 8. Tue: 6, 8. Wed: 2, 6, 8. Thu: 6, 8.
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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Iron man 2 7. Date Night 7. Greenberg 7. friday 14 — thursday 20 *Robin Hood Fri: 6:30, 9:10. Sat: 2:30, 6:30, 9:10. Sun: 2:30, 7. Mon-Thu: 7. Iron man 2 Fri: 7, 9:15. Sat: 2:30, 4:40, 7, 9:15. Sun: 2:30, 4:40, 7. Mon-Thu: 7. Date Night Fri: 7, 9. Sat: 2:30, 4:30, 7, 9. Sun: 2:30, 4:30, 7. Mon-Thu: 7.
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Plan 1:20 (all week), 8:45 (except Wed). Date Night 4 (all week), 6:35 (except Wed). Furry Vengeance 1:25. The Ghost Writer Fri-Wed: 12:45, 3:35, 6:30. Thu: 12:45, 3:35. How to train Your Dragon (2D) 3:45. Iron man 2 Fri-Mon: 1, 3:50, 6, 7, 8:35, 9:40. Tue: 1, 3:50, 7, 8:35, 9:40. Wed & Thu: 1, 3:50, 6, 7, 8:35, 9:40. ***For special event descriptions, see Calendar.
PARAmoUNt tWIN cINEmA 241 North Main St., Barre, 4794921, www.fgbtheaters.com
wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Iron man 2 6:30, 9. Furry Vengeance 6:30, 8:45. friday 14 — thursday 20 *Robin Hood 1:15 (Sat & Sun only), 6:15, 9. Iron man 2 1:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30, 9.
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friday 14 — saturday 15 Iron man 2 & How to train Your Dragon (2-D)
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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 The Art of the Steal 1:30 (Wed), 6 (both days). Greenberg 4 (Wed), 8 (both days).
SUNSEt DRIVE-IN
155 Porters Point Road, just off Rte. 127, Colchester, 862-1800. www.sunsetdrivein.com
wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Iron man 2 8:20 followed by Shutter Island. Nightmare on Elm Street 8:30 followed by Kick-Ass. Date Night 8:30 followed by The Back-Up Plan. How to train Your Dragon (2-D) 8:30 followed by clash of the titans (2-D). friday 14 — thursday 20 *Robin Hood 8:15 followed by Date Night. Iron man 2 8:30 followed by Shutter Island. How to train Your Dragon (2-D) 8:40 followed by clash of the titans (2-D). Nightmare on Elm Street 8:40 followed by Kick-Ass.
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wednesday 12 — thursday 13 Iron man 2 2, 4:15, 7, 9:15. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4, 7, 9. The Back-Up Plan 2, 4, 7, 9. friday 14 — thursday 20 *Robin Hood 2, 7, 9:30. Iron man 2 2, 4:15, 7, 9:30. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4, 9. The Back-Up Plan 2, 7.
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tHE SEcREt oF KEllSHHHH Inspired by a classic tale from Celtic mythology, this animated Oscar nominee tells the story of a young man who confronts the forces of darkness. Directed by Tomm Moore. (75 min, NR. Roxy; ends 5/13)
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After Canadian slow-pitch softball player George Black, 53, lost sight of a line drive in the setting sun and wound up getting hit in the face while playing third base, he filed a lawsuit seeking $1.5 million. The defendant is the company that owns the playing field, ArcelorMittal Dofasco, which Black’s lawsuit argues should have provided a sunscreen to protect him and other players and warned them “of the dangers of the sun at that particular time of day.” Denying Dofasco’s motion to have the case dismissed, despite expert testimony that most ball fields are designed so the sun doesn’t shine in the batter’s, not the fielders’ eyes, and that it would be impractical to provide sun shading for all infield positions at all times, Ontario Superior Court Judge James R.H. Turnbull ruled the case could proceed to trial. “I’m going after them,” Black said. (Canada’s The Globe and Mail)
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Earthquakes are caused by women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously, according to a senior Islamic cleric in Iran. “Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader, told Iranian media. The only way “to avoid being buried under the rubble,” Sedighi noted, is “to take refuge in religion and to adopt our lives to Islam’s moral codes,” including women covering themselves from head to toe in loose-fitting clothing. (Associated Press) A 24-year-old Muslim woman died while driving a go-kart at a recreational area in New South Wales, Australia, when part of her loose-fitting, head-
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Twenty Nepali climbers embarked on a mission to remove decades-old garbage from Mount Everest’s “death zone,” the area above 26,246 feet known for its treacherous terrain, freezing temperatures and lack of oxygen. Targeting empty oxygen bottles, gas canisters, torn tents, ropes and utensils left by climbers, the Extreme Everest Expedition 2010 is the first to pick up litter from that elevation. “The garbage was buried under snow in the past,” expedition leader Namgyal Sherpa, 30, said. “But now it has come out on the surface because of the melting snow due to global warming.” (Reuters)
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Professors at some U.S. universities have begun sending students’ papers to India, Singapore and Malaysia to be graded. The Virginia-based company EduMetry provides the service, called Virtual-TA, to a mix of for-profit and nonprofit institutions, many of them business schools. The company points out that its graders, all of whom have at least master’s degrees, return graded work faster than professors can and that professors freed from grading papers can devote more time to teaching and research. “People need to get past thinking that grading must be done by the people who are teaching,” said Chandru Rajam, a business professor at George Washington University who helped found EduMetry five years ago. “Sometimes people get so caught up in the mousetrap that they forget about the mouse.” (Chronicle of Higher Education)
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Among the hottest categories for public consumption on social networks is pictures of food posted before it is eaten. One of the largest and most active Flickr groups, called “I Ate This,” includes more than 300,000 photos contributed by more than 19,000 members, who are limited to posting 50 photos a month. The same trend appears on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Foodspotting, Shutterfly, Chowhound and FoodCandy. “I like to show off what I’m eating or something I’ve made that I’m proud of,” Pamela Hollinger, 36, a radio programmer and announcer in Stephensville, Texas, said. “I think getting an iPhone had a lot to do with it. It’s so easy to just take a quick picture of what I’m eating.” Aware of the trend, Nikon, Olympus, Sony and Fuji have released cameras with special “food” or “cuisine” modes, costing between $200 and $600. (New York Times)
REAL free will astrology by rob brezsny may 13-19
aries (March 21-april 19): What happens when someone “sells out”? typically, it refers to a person who overrides her highest artistic standards or her soul’s mandates in order to make a bundle of money. but i want to enlarge the definition to encompass any behavior that seeks popular appeal at the expense of authenticity, or any action that sacrifices integrity for the sake of gaining power. i think you have to be especially on guard against this lapse in the coming days, aries — not only in yourself but also in those you’re close to. gemiNi (May 21-June 20): spanish painter Francisco goya created an etching entitled “el sueño de la razón Produce Monstruos.” its two possible translations have very different meanings: “The sleep of reason produces monsters” or “The dream of reason produces monsters.” The first version suggests that when our reasoning faculties go dormant, we’re susceptible to doing dumb and crazy things. The second version implies that if we rely excessively on our reasoning faculty, it acquires a lunatic hubris that devalues our emotions and distorts our imagination. you’re more susceptible to the former than the latter right now, gemini, but it’s crucial that you avoid both. a way out of your pain is available if you use your reason just right — neither too little nor too much. caNcer (June 21-July 22): some of your
leo (July 23-aug. 22): according to a stat-
ute in the state of indiana, you may not use your bare hands to catch a fish from a lake. in Fairbanks, alaska, you’re breaking the law if you let a moose slurp an alcoholic drink. in Flowery branch, ga., you may be arrested if you shout out “snake!” arizona doesn’t permit
subtle differences. Why? because there will be no easy black-versus-white decisions to make in the near future; no simple, foolproof way to determine the distinctions between good and bad. i recommend that for now you give up hope of achieving utter certainty, and instead celebrate the refined pleasures of nuanced, complicated truth.
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(aug. 23-sept. 22): i didn’t think it was possible, but paranoid visions of doom and gloom have become even more popular in the past few years than ever before. apocalypse-watching is no longer a fringe hobby reserved for conspiracy fetishists; it has gone mainstream. and yet here i am in the midst of the supposed mayhem, babbling my eccentric ideas about how we are living in the single most wonderful time in the history of civilization. so let me ask you a crucial question, especially if you’re one of the millions of normal people who believes that cynicism is a supreme sign of intelligence: Do you really want to be getting your fortune told by a rebel optimist like me? you should know that all my horoscopes are rooted in the hypothesis that expecting the best makes you happier, safer, kinder, wilder, stronger and smarter. What happens in the coming weeks will, in my opinion, be dramatic proof of that.
liBra (sept. 23-oct. 22): The bad news is that climate change is really under way. That’s why Purbasha island in the bay of bengal has sunk beneath the waves, swallowed up by rising sea levels and shifts in monsoon patterns. The good news is that its disappearance has ended a dispute between india and bangladesh, both of which claimed it as their own. There’s nothing left to fight over. i foresee a metaphorically comparable scenario coming to your life, libra: an act of nature that will render a conflict irrelevant. scorPio (oct. 23-nov. 21): some experts
say methamphetamine is more addictive than any other drug. Here’s one reason why, according to “Mothers against Methamphetamines” founder Dr. Mary Holley: “The effect of an iV hit of methamphetamine is the equivalent of 10 orgasms all on top of each other lasting for 30 minutes to an hour, with a feeling of arousal that lasts for another day and a half.” at least that’s what it’s like in the early stages of using the drug. after a while, hell sets in
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): These days you have an extraordinary capacity to perform magic. and when i use that word “magic,” i mean it in a very specific sense: causing practical changes to occur in accordance with your most noble and beautiful desires. i’m not talking about the kind of “magic” that helps you gratify mediocre wishes or tawdry fantasies. i’m not saying you should go on an acquisitive binge as you gather up booty and bragging points. rather i’m letting you know that you have the power to create inspiring transformations in the way your life works.
Taurus (april 20-May 20)
“I can’t live the button-down life,” says cartoon character Homer Simpson. “I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles.” Born May 10, Homer is unusual for a Taurus. Many of your tribe love the creamy middles but are quite content to live without the terrifying lows, even if that means being deprived of your fair share of dizzying highs. While that may sometimes seem like a boring limitation, I don’t expect it to be any time soon. The creamy middles that are looming for you are the lushest, plushest creamy middles I’ve seen in a long time. Terrifying lows and dizzying highs will be irrelevant.
aQUariUs (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Do you want to know where all the power lies for you right now? it’s nowhere. Do you want to know what the nature of that power is? it’s nothing. but before you jump to conclusions about the meaning of what i just said, read this passage from lao tzu’s Tao Te Ching, translated by stephen Mitchell: “We join spokes together in a wheel, but it is the center hole that makes the wagon move. We shape clay into a pot, but it is the emptiness inside that holds whatever we want. We hammer wood for a house, but it is the inner space that makes it livable.”
and the body is no longer happy. luckily, you scorpios won’t be tempted to fall victim to meth splurges any time soon. Without relying on anything more than your natural powers, your capacity for experiencing erotic pleasure will be substantial.
sagittariUs (nov. 22-Dec. 21): your eyes can discriminate between about 500 various shades of gray. let’s hope your moral compass is as precise in its power to distinguish
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): a Pisces woman i know was harried by ant swarms invading her kitchen. she could have run out to the drugstore and brought home loads of poisonous little ant hotels. instead, she gave her imagination the go-ahead to brainstorm. soon she’d come up with a solution. she scooped up a host of ants and threw them in a blender with the other ingredients of her smoothie, then drank it all down. The next day, all the ants had departed, as if scared off by the great Devourer. i suggest you learn from her example, both in the sense of being open to outlandish possibilities and in the sense of finding alternate ways to deal with adversaries.
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illusions seeped into you before you learned to talk. others sneaked into you later, while you were busy figuring out how to become yourself. eventually, you even made conscious choices to adopt certain illusions because they provided you with comfort and consolation. There’s no need to be ashamed of this. it’s a natural part of being a human being. Having said that, i’m happy to announce that you’re entering a phase when you will have the power to shed at least some of your illusions — especially the ones you consciously chose — in ways that don’t hurt you. to begin the process, declare this intention: “i have the courage to see life as it really is.”
you to let a donkey sleep in your bathtub. and yet i’ve got to say that you leos could probably get away with all of these acts and more in the coming weeks. The omens suggest that your levels of freedom are extremely high, as is your amount of slack. you’ll have clearance to do many things you wouldn’t normally be able to do.
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in Northern NY state & have a small home to share. My goal: to get married again. Gordon, 68, u, #102095 Why is life? One neverending boy philosopher envisioning my dream of a more deliberate life & a twin spirit who may be living with special needs or challenges who would like the idea of creating together a values-guided cooperative, and oh yes, having me, one very deliberate around-the-clock housemate & ADL support person, I’m open to all kinds of ideas & possibilities. neverendingwonderer, 56, l, #117045 friends, lovers or nothing Recently graduated from college, looking for someone to be my person. Not into unfulfilling, empty, random hook-ups. Need consistency for a busy lifestyle. Love Vermont flannel, hiking, running, skiing, texting & laughing. tbhsushi22, 22, l, #117020 Breathe, Smile, Conquer, Relax I have a younger soul, not immature. Love the outdoors. And the indoor techno scene. Car shows, yes. Peep shows, no. A Queen; I won’t be your King. Fishing pole, not dance pole. You see what I’m geting at? Looking for a friend ... and then? C-70 dinner combo. I can chill or party! Pe’A’cE. Free2B, 44, l, #116923
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Redhead Seeking Worthy Man Looking for a passionate, independent guy who enjoys music & laughter, who enjoys back/head massages, and going clubbing together once in a while. Let me know if you exist! kttyk713, 20, l, #117689
YEah BoIIIi! I am a cool cat. I bet you’d like to know more about me rather than this silly profile. ladywithascarf, 19, l, #117655
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Smile It’s all good I”m 48, independent, smart, adventurous. I like to socialize & I like quiet times. I enjoy anything on the lake & snow, love the woods & mountains. I garden, paint & practice yoga. I love to cook & eat healthy. I’m average size & healthy; not skinny, not fat. I’m happy, kind & generous, and looking for the same. WindOverWater, 48, l, #117640
funny metro hippie Basically looking for my M counterpart: social, funny, caring, optimistic, honest, someone to take on the world w/me! One who knows what he wants & isn’t afraid to go after it. Someone who isn’t materialistic/ fake, who shares my values: cares about his friends/family/environment, hardworking. Someone who is not too serious & will make me pee my pants laughing! That too much to ask for? FemmeRouge, 30, l, #117665
Ndgogrllvr How shall I fit in this wee box? Briefly intense summary, I suppose. I’m looking for an honest, compassionate & kind person to spend my time w/ who appreciates the humor in most of what life has to offer & who wants more than a casual encounter/is willing to see where this could go. A love of Kathy Griffin, too? ndgogrllvr, 30, l, #116257
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Bubbly Lovable Boston Native Financial coordinator seeks another number cruncher. I love math, computers & humor. Nonsmokers a must. selloutvixen, 28, l, #115157
Still looking for a spark Just looking for people to get to know & trying to find that spark you feel when you meet that someone. I love being outside & doing things, especially swimming in the lake. Very social & love meeting new people; very hyper & love it. So if you think you can handle it, send me a message :). gizmospike49, 20, l, #117668
Onomatopoeic tune My grassroots are in Vermont. I love to hike, bike & swim. I suppose whatever I write in this ad today is just an onomatopoeic reflection of me. Truth be told, I’m not looking for my doppler twin. I’m looking for a passionate person who is not afraid to be herself. serendipity1, 30, l, #113506
looking for a cougar SWM, 46, seeks attractive SWF cougar, 66-71, for dating & possible serious relationship. Low maintenence, no pressure, end of loneliness. plesiosaur, 46, #117492
Hai! I live in a small town of Graniteville, VT. Definitely looking for a woman who has the passion & dedication to keep a relationship. Someone capable of critical thinking and common sense. And someone who isn’t afraid to do anything. Love those who are down to earth and find humor as well as music. Toasty07, 20, l, #117691
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Wicked Sweet Gal Small-town gal, obviously. I’m a believer that things happen for a reason & that life’s too short. Live each day to the fullest. Looking for a guy who wants to share his life w/ me. Someone who is caring, goal oriented, loves children. I feel that I’m traditional in values. An old soul. Like someone to be on the same page. dinah08, 26, l, #117718
Intelligent, Fun & Flirty I’m a hardworking, intelligent, ball-of-fire. I LOVE my job, and am incredibly passionate about what I do. I love to work out at the gym or outside with a long run. I LOVE to laugh, thoroughly enjoy life and am constantly on the go. So, if you’re interested in trying to keep up, give me a shout! lucylouwho, 28, l, #117672
am spontaneous, love motorcycles & yes, love pink. I am a happy, caring, loving & honest person ... full of life & laughter, and I have a great smile! I appreciate most things in life & despise dishonesty. jeepgirl, 42, #117550
Country I’m a 40 y.o. BM looking for a nice F in her 40s to communicate with. I’m a very caring person, fun to be around, very handsome & built. I’m currently in prison at Clinton Correctional Facility. I’m 6’5 at 260 lbs. w/ brown eyes. Let’s connect & see where it goes. Correspond to me. bama, 40, #117729
person & I find it hard to describe myself in a profile. ToasterB, 23, #117695
feel beautiful. I like to be in control, but I’ll be sooooo good to you. Experience, respect, a sensual touch & a nice package are my tools of this trade. Dexter4, 46, l, #117624
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SEXPOT! SEXPOT! SEXPOT!! I love a little rumble in the jungle from time to time, but a (big) bug in the rug is my FAVORITE! If you know what I mean ... if the trailer’s a rockin’, DO come a knockin’;]. dixie_lishus, 25, l, #117407
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Ecstasy Ann Looking for discreet fun. Contact me for more. ExctasyAnn, 34, u, l, #117716 Cute, Spunky & Fun I am very curious what its like to be w/ a female. Looking for someone to dominate & pleasure me. Someone I can have a good, clean time with :). SevenStars, 21, l, #117688 Curious hottie I’ve only fooled around w/ a girl once & am interested in more action. Couples or one on one. I’m young, fit & femme, and am looking for the same. sexybabe4u, 23, #117667
Trying Something New Part-time Vermont resident seeks dirty, kinky adventures w/ experienced & dominant type. I’m open minded, smart, highly sexual, adventurous & super submissive. Looking to try new things & have fun. Age unimportant - just be good at what you do & confident. And like women who aren’t skinny, but are pretty & have big boobs. ILikeItRoughxxx, 26, #117293 nudist babe I’m a 26 y.o. woman looking for love. I love the outdoors & experiencing it in the nude; hiking, camping, etc., but also being around the house naked. I’m an all-natural girl in every way: no shaving, no deodorant, but I’m still feminine - just natural :) I’m looking for other women, age isn’t important, to explore our bodies, minds & our hearts. topfreebabe, 26, l, #117094
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or w/out experience. I’m passionate, curvy, honest & fairly feminine. I have 1x1c-mediaimpact030310.indd 1 3/1/10 1:15:57 PM a M partner, so discretion is crucial. Seeking NSA fun & exploration. I’m open to most anything; pleasure but not too much pain. I’m drug free & drink socially. I don’t smoke. Looking forward to a new adventure, enlightenment, a new path. probie, 50, #117581 Looking to Bring you Plea$ure I’m an outgoing, fun chick who likes to get naughty under the sheets. Experienced, very oral & willing to plea$e you in every way imaginable. BBW4PleasureDate, 32, u, l, #117471
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Adorable & Fun Loving I’m the cure to your blonde addiction. I’m a college student looking for discreet encounters. 20, petite, blonde, blue-eyed. Looking to experiment a bit w/ great guy. Little shy & innocent at first, willing to try everything once, and I totally believe in chemistry. starsinaugust, 21, l, #116981 SexForHours Looking for playful person who would want to have discreet meetings that will last for hours! I want someone who will put me in my place & make me see the naughty girl I’ve been lately. BellaTouchesYou, 23, #116714
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Sticky Summer Love Ah, the old pick-me-for-fun-sex pitch; my favorite! It’s like trying to land the most competitive job in the world - but sometimes, even just interviewing can be fun. Summer in Burlington is upon us, which means fans come on, clothes come off, and the kinks come out! I wanna spend the summer exploring someone else ... wanna explore me? SaltAndPepper, 31, #117748 come & get it Outgoing, trying to have some fun. Been busy w/ work recently; time to get some. I go to the gym just about every day. Looking for chick who’s fit & well kept & knows how to get the job done. And, is open to new things. Cum get me. 117740, 25, l, #117740 City Boy I am worth your while. After all, I am a disposable lighter repair man. 4Fingers, 25, l, #117742 sexy women or couples I am an active M looking to hook up w/ select women & couples. Long lasting & very oral. I have been told my tongue drives women wild. djjackson, 45, #117727 kjewn klwec. New2Burlington679, 29, #117681 Love creating moistness Hello, just want some NSA, plain & simple. No games, muy discreto. tbone99, 47, l, #117609 Fresh College Grad I love the female form. As sexually adventurous as I’ve been, I am sure there is so much more to explore. Lead the way & show me a good time. MaxLeFou, 22, l, #117653 thirdwheel Looking for woman or straight couple or lesbian couple for discreet fun. thirdwheel, 40, #117661 Silver Fox Seeks Horny Playmate Playtime should be consensual between kinky adults, no? I’ll scratch your itch if you scratch mine. I’m looking for an open-minded, submissive & sexy playmate. Don’t worry, I’ll make you
Prince Charming Searching Bad Cinderella I’m a Vermonter looking for something outside. I’ve been on a farm my whole life & looking for someone to ride & whip me for a change. Into role play or anything you (or I) have seen. Ready to rock my world & show this down-home country boy how to cut loose? I’m ready to loosen you up, too. wannagetlaid, 18, l, #117585 curioser & curioser I’m here to find intelligent, nonjudgmental women interested in mutually pleasurable, imaginative, passionate encounters. I’m friendly, discreet & considerate; appreciate the same. We all crave intimacy, touch, lust, passion, and there are different ways & places to find it.
Discreet fun?!?! Attractive, attached WM seeking attractive F for discreet fun. I’m intelligent, sweet, funny & very friendly. I work out regularly, but I’m not a meathead. I’m looking for a D/D free F, 20-45, reasonably fit, who would like to get together from time to time to have some fun. If interested, shoot me a message & we can discuss it further. Thanks. Crunch, 37, #117477
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Shake us all night long We are a couple who want to sexually expand. We want to bring new energy to our play time. missmagichands, 31, #117611 Flirty, Playful, Redhead & Latino Looking for a down-to-earth couple (M/F) or SF who wants to be friendly & flirty first. We have some experience, but would like to find a couple who
Kink of the week: Fun Times Had By All I guarantee you we can & will have a great time. I have a crazy schedule, but can self-schedule so am always able to back up that guarantee... vermonster83, 25, l, #117709 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: What is the freakiest place you’ve ever had sex in Vermont? In a canoe floating down the White River around Bethel. This just happens to be one of them. Sensuousendeavors, 43, l, #116434 older woman Looking for an older woman to have fun with, preferably in 30s to 40s. Tall 18 y.o., been told I have beautiful eyes. MRright, 18, l, #117548 fun, exciting & willing The headline says it all. 6’, 185, and as the song says, I am just looking for a good time. happy1691, 38, #111997 visiting student loves oral Visiting friends in VT this summer between semesters. I’m 22, tall, student, athletic, thick down below. Looking for a special someone to have a lot of fun with. I love to please & be pleased. ecrvt, 22, #117505 IN NEED OF SOME RELEASE! I’m not looking for anything complicated right now. Just someone who is fun to be around and would like to hook up every now & then w/ NSA. I’m a 23 y.o. M living in Burlington & looking for some great sex. Looks aren’t that important, but you need to take care of yourself for me to be attracted. Looking4someone, 23, #116183 Looking into the UNKNOWN Looking for a true TS. Must live as a woman or at least go out as one. Must be on my terms. I work nights. Be D/D free & very discreet. aneed4kink, 59, #117493 let me please you I have very little sex in my life. I’m looking for discreet/casual gettogethers. I’m clean/drug free. I enjoy going down on a woman & am willing to try about anything to please you. Hope to hear from you to discuss this more. mr1967, 42, #117489
don’t have any possessive issues & have positive communication skills. We are not in hard-body shape, so you shouldn’t be either ;) We have young children & are unable to host. IrishPeruvianCpl, 27, l, #117573 hook up w/ us We’re a couple looking to fulfill a fantasy: threesome w/ another woman or couple (M/F). Neither of us have ever had the pleasure but want to try. Should be fun to hold up good convos, too. We’d like to meet up & get to know you to talk about what we’d expect from each other because we’re grown-ups, ya’ know! Intl28, 28, l, #117470 Two Looking for You “Experienced” couple searching for the elusive, single, sexy F or a couple (M/F) as well. We are a discreet, D/D free, health-conscious, athletic, easygoing, attractive couple open to most anything for excitement. She’s incredibly sexy, fit, athletic, humorous & full of life. He is slim, athletic, attractive, laid back & loves to please. Lets have some fun. twoforyou, 33, #117430 Sexy professional couple Looking for a good time, petite professional. Looking for a sexy, swinging couple. a_cote, 38, u, #117257 Hotwife Cougar Happily married cougar seeks couple who are looking for a three-way experience w/ me. This is not your usual swinger thing, but something more sublime & wickedly delicious. And, no, I am not cheating on my husband. He will/can be involved (in a straight way) if we want. AngieZ, 50, l, #117196
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Amazing A dedicated & loving mother. An amazing woman. Beautiful as a winter sky at sunset. You are missed & deserve so much more. Peace. When: Sunday, May 9, 2010. Where: in my heart. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907429 Oatmeal Raisin You gave me advice on which is the best ice cream & told me your favorite was oatmeal raisin from Shaw’s. I think you are very beautiful & would love to split a pint w/ you sometime. When: Thursday, May 6, 2010. Where: Price Chopper in St. Albans. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907427 Bethel man at Singles Party We chatted for quite awhile about many things, among them, if the “I Spys” ever work! Also talked about single households, dating in rural areas, NH, kayaks, building & recycling. You weren’t in the speed-dating, and we were both chatting w/ other people after. Would like to chat some more; you? I have blue eyes & had my hair up. When: Thursday, May 6, 2010. Where: Stowe Singles Party. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907426 Blue-Eyed boy at Urban A few days ago, I came in & bought a polka-dot dress, and this time you actually smiled at me when I paid for my clothes. I brought my white Shar Pei puppy in one time which you probably would remember - I have brown hair & blue eyes, and obviously impeccable style! When: Tuesday, May 4, 2010. Where: Urban Outfitters. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907425
Venison Party Beauty We met at the Venison Party in Middlesex. You arrived right before my friends dragged me away. We talked about explosives & childhood, and I was blown away w/ you. I wanted to get contact info but friends needed to leave. Coffee or lunch? I would enjoy reconnecting w/ you! When: Saturday, May 1, 2010. Where: Middlesex. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907417 Lady w/ dreads on Wed! I first saw you on the corner infront of Fu Da on pearl. We both stole glances as I passed by infront of Penny Clues/ Brooks.You, dreads and a tank top w/ backpack. Me driving in a green car unable to watch the road! Sorry for doing a double-take yet i’ve never seen anything like you before! now what? When: Wednesday, May 5, 2010. Where: cherry st infront of brooks walking towards penny clues. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907416 when our eyes met You were at City Market on 5/5, dining w/ a friend outside. You have red hair & beautiful eyes. There was a moment when our eyes met. Do you believe a person’s eyes can tell a story? Would you like to know mine? When: Wednesday, May 5, 2010. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907415 new face in town Wondering about the new-to-me fella. Seen you around our quaint capital a few times now: 3 Penny, in your white chariot w/ black-&white canine companion, and at the blessed all species day gathering. Until our paths cross, it’s nice just to
A Little Thank You To the woman in the maroon SUV w/ CT plates who stopped to see if I was OK: Thanks for asking if I needed help and offering your help & AAA. You definitely put a smile on my face after having a rough day & car problems. Thanks. When: Tuesday, May 4, 2010. Where: Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907410 naked bike ride To the absolutely gorgeous blondehaired beauty who kept her bead necklace on & vowed to be more creative next year: You’ve officially been I-Spied. ;-) When: Tuesday, May 4, 2010. Where: naked bide ride. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907409 Maplefields Motorcycle Man You: at the pump w/ your sexy bike. Me: stopping to smell the flowers. When: Monday, May 3, 2010. Where: Maplefields, Middlebury. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907408 Delivery in Colchester Bearded delivery guy who held up traffic for me in Colchester so I could get out of the driveway, just wanted to say thanks. Took me a minute to realize what you were doing because I was trying to sneak a better look at you. Thanks, again. When: Tuesday, May 4, 2010. Where: Colchester. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907407 Off the coast of Maine... Nothing but sand, ocean & us for miles. Thunderstorms, white water crashing into the stone walls of our lighthouse. A trip worth taking w/ you. When: Friday, April 2, 2010. Where: Waterbury. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907406 She’ll be embarrassed... If that was the goal, then not was considered the soul. For in occurrence again, I am what I am / Beautiful, and grounded in my convictions. The Golden rule / so often begins / at first impressions ... How lasting, how lasting, how lasting. When: Wednesday, September 3, 2008. Where: Love Saves the Day, 119 2nd Ave.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907405
Ozomatli 5/2 Higher Ground! From the water cooler to the front row. We danced & your energy is infectious! I can still feel your subtle touch on my waist. I regret not asking your name. You seem like a lot of fun & I would love to hang out w/ you sometime. You: white T-shirt, shorts, tribal tatoo,
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mistress maeve Dear Mistress,
I have ads on a few different online dating sites, and I have a question about etiquette. If a guy sends me a “flirt” or a “wink,” and I’m not interested, am I obliged to send him a “No, thank you,” or can I just ignore him? My guy friend, who is a seasoned online dater, tells me that it’s standard practice to send a polite note, but I hate awkwardness. (Hello! That’s why I’m meeting guys online and not in person!) Isn’t my silence enough of an indicator without sending them a cyber rejection?
Signed,
Dear Wink This,
Wink This
While it might seem to rude to some, it’s perfectly fine to ignore a “flirt” or “wink.” It takes very little effort to send a virtual wink, so you shouldn’t feel obligated to expend energy on a rejection note. Even on sites that offer to send a polite “Thanks, but no thanks” for you with an easy click of the mouse, you’re not required. On the other hand, if someone takes the time to write you a thoughtful note, you might consider a single-line response saying, “Thank you, but I don’t think we’re a match.” Most certainly, if you’ve exchanged a few messages back and forth before deciding you’re not interested, do not disappear into the Internet ether — send a polite explanation before moving on.
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“old man” at Rimrocks I haven’t run into you in a while & I was surprised that my heart still started racing when I talked to you last night. Thought I was over it but I guess it just feels unfinished in a way. (I know it is finished but the silly part of me might still wish...) When: Thursday,
Stowe Brunette at M’Horn Me: shy guy who found your crossword. You: nabbed my barstool, but bought me a beer. Would like to return the favor if I see you again sometime at the ‘horn. When: Thursday, May 6, 2010. Where: Matterhorn. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907418
Elisabeth at Nectar’s, Me Patrick Hi, we met & danced. You then were gone. I would like to talk w/ you! When: Saturday, May 1, 2010. Where: Nectar’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907411
Second time is definitely better Things are so much better the second time around. I’m glad we both realized what we wanted & that it was each other. I love you & couldn’t be more content. Always & 2BB&B. When: Tuesday, February 23, 2010. Where: in my arms. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907401
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Emily, Studying brains at New Moon I chatted w/ you a bit, talked about the math program that I’ll be attending this summer. Looking back, I regret not getting your number, as I imagine a deeper conversation w/ you would stimulate my neurons! Maybe I’ll see you there again! When: Friday, May 7, 2010. Where: New Moon. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907422
supernovae in grey & gold Healer of my heart, I can barely believe we’ve spent a month now so enchanted! We’re making something so beautiful. Thanks for letting me be your big spoon, for being mine, too. I’m proud of you - and of us. I look forward to many more magnificent adventures & quiet explorations. Ia ia! The happiest poststructuralist in the world. When: Wednesday, April 7, 2010. Where: City Hall Park. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907419
Naked Santa Saved Me! After being blasted in the eye w/ green body paint, you kept me calm & your voice soothed me. We had the ingenious plan of using your Santa hat to clear the paint out of my eye & it was magical! Thanks for being awesome, thanks for being naked, and maybe I’ll see you again. When: Tuesday, May 4, 2010. Where: the Naked Bike Ride. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907412
the best teacher And now everybody else knows it, too. I am so proud of you. Congrats. When: Monday, May 3, 2010. Where: teaching. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907403
New Balance sneakers & an amazing smile! When: Sunday, May 2, 2010. Where: water cooler at Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907402
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Macy’s Fragrances To the guy in fragrances: I gave you my number & you never called. Let me show you how the Ralph Lauren Romance smells on my skin. Soon. When: Saturday, May 1, 2010. Where: Macy’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907423
StarbucksRedhead StarbucksRedHead: Wednesday, 5/5/10 afternoon. I said I like your hair. Wasn’t making fun even though it may have seemed that way. Just was telling my friend I thought you were cute, then you looked up & I got embarrassed. Married w/ cutest baby, was just an observation. When: Wednesday, May 5, 2010. Where: Starbucks Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907420
You know you like it Saw you downstairs at the new Good Stuff browsing the industrial-sized vibrators. We have something in common! I like drinking tons of grape juice & then inviting strangers to go camping. Sometimes my imagination tells me to touch stuff. I can only whistle one note; “Jingle Bells” sounds really bad. Call me! When: Wednesday, May 5, 2010. Where: Good Stuff. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907413
Waiting in my driveway You were waiting in my driveway to talk to my neighbor about your film. We talked about road biking. Let me know if you want to go for a ride sometime. When: Tuesday, May 4, 2010. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907404
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DMV isn’t always bad Kristy, you approached me as I waited for my number to come up. We made small talk about waiting in line, but I was very intrigued by you. You waved to me as I drove away & I wish I had the courage to ask you out. When: Monday, May 3, 2010. Where: DMV Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907424
May 6, 2010. Where: Rimrocks, Stowe. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907421
see a new intriguing being around town. When: Sunday, May 2, 2010. Where: around montpeculiar. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907414