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march 07-14, 2007 vol.12 no.29

letters

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INSIDE TracK bY Peter freYne

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news

Let the Sun Shine!

Free Press Introduces Community Weeklies in the Suburbs

WOrK bY Mike ives

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mEDIa 14A

An irreverent take on Vermont politics

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Snow Business

bY kevin J. kelleY

Vermonters on the job SEcESSIONISTS 15A

Funeral for the Second Vermont Republic?

hacKIE bY JernigAn PontiAc

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Granite Man

bY cAtHY resMer

A cabbie’s rear view

features 24A

ENVIrONmENT 17A

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Local Eco-Activists Get Versed on the Gore-y Details

Doing Wright Prisons Journalist/activist Paul Wright goes to the wall for American prisoners BY KEN PIcarD

bY Mike ives

arts news 18A PUBLIc arT 18A

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Planning for a Post-Carbon World books Book review: The Citizen-Powered Energy Handbook by Greg Pahl

S. Burlington Opts for Aesthetics

BY mIKE IVES

bY PAMelA Polston

Hawking the Talk self-HelP

FILm 18A

Brattleboro Film Fest Focuses on Docs

Confronting “Conflict 101” BY mIKE IVES

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bY MArgot HArrison

The Good Fight tHeAter

DaNcE/mUSIc 19A

UVM Gives Dance Its Due

State-fighting specialists teach local actors how to feign the pain

bY PAMelA Polston

BY ErIK EScKILSEN

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WHO: SD Ireland Co., Long Trail Brewing, 99.9 The Buzz, Accent Travel and YOU!! (for a complete list of supporters please visit sdirelandcancerresearch.org) WHAT: For more than 20 years, SD Ireland Co. has celebrated St. Patrick’s Day with a parade through the Burlington & Winooski area. The parade of concrete mixers and supporters helps raise money for cancer research in Vermont. WHERE: Burlington & Winooski area, visit sdirelandcancerresearch.org for route information. WHEN: The St. Patrick’s Day parade will take place on March 17th at 3:00 PM. Special “it’s not just luck” fundraising shirts and raffle tickets are being sold throughout The Champlain Valley area with 100% of proceeds benefiting cancer research here in Vermont. Please call LLS Events at 802.888.7917 or visit sdirelandcancerresearch.org to get involved. After all... it’s not just luck. CURRENT ST PATTY’S DAY ‘PARTNERSHIP’ LIST: Hooters • Halvorsons • Smokejacks • Tilly’s • Shanty On The Shore Ake’s • Manhattan Pizza • JP’s • Windjammer • Mr.Mike’s • Rusty Scuffer • Nectars • Church St Tavern • Sweetwaters • What Ales You • Leunigs • RJ’s • Pour House • Well Heeled • Almartin Volvo SD Ireland Concrete • Shelburne Road Exxon • The Field House

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theREALESTATEDEAL on deck with...

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My dream vacation would be... to sail in the South Pacific and take as many excursions inland exploring the wild volcanic mountains. If I weren’t a Realtor, I would... help teach women how to handle yachts so that they feel more confident behind the helm of their own boat no matter what the size. My favorite VT restaurant is... the new Tilley’s Café on Church Street in Burlington.

If I had a million dollars I would... I would set up a foundation in my late father’s name that is designed to give underprivileged children the opportunity to experience sailing offshore.

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Before I was a Realtor one of my interesting jobs was... a French travel agent (internship) in Paris at Transalpino, where no one really knew that I was an American... challenging conversations with often frustrated French travelers.

On a Saturday night you will most likely find me... talking to our wonderful customers at Tilley’s Café and dancing up a storm at Retronome. My weirdest superstition or paranoia is... Not so much a superstition, but a slight uneasiness with the several ocean crossings on board a 44’ sloop sailing through the Bermuda Triangle waters on the way to Bermuda.

Something people are surprised to find out about me is... I have my U.S. Coast Guard License for both a ‘6 pac’ license, as well as a license for yachts up to 50 tons, 100 miles offshore, that I lived in Paris, speak French...and am one of the founders of the new Tilley’s Café.

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march 07-14, 2007 vOL.12 NO.29

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32A art review: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Burlington and Winooski 1920-2020â&#x20AC;? at the Fleming Museum exhibitions

film 43A 44A 44A 47A

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film reviews: Zodiac; Wild Hogs film clips film quiz showtimes

food

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A day with restaurant inspector Al Burns side dishes: food news

music 10B 11B 13B 14B 15B

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soundbites club dates venues pop ten review this: Nowhere Found, Bleed Like Me; Class Clown, Like a Wave

calendar 20B 21B

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calendar listings scene@ rare book road show

personals

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weeklypost The best of the Vermont blogosphere COMPILED BY CATHY RESMER

Town Meeting Day Online

SECEDE FROM SECESSIONISTS The Confederacy invaded Vermont once before. Look it up: St. Albans Raid, October 1864. The Second Vermont Republic [“Is Second Vermont Republic Affiliated with Racists?” February 28] needs to respect Vermont’s history and Vermont’s contemporary image. Buddying up with Dixiecrats and “revising” what Lincoln and the Civil War were about are not Vermont issues, but, rather, issues insulting to Vermonters who are concerned about how to get this country as a whole more in sync with Vermont. By attacking John Odum, the Green Mountain Daily blog, the Green Mountain Anarchist Collective, and all the Vermonters who have expressed “shock and awe” over this story in the last few weeks, SVR is out of sync with Vermont and its traditions that value free speech, tolerance, justice and affirmative action. SVR should cut all ties to people and groups who are “at war” with immigrants, blacks, unions and workers, gays, Jews, women, etc., and thereby “at war” with Vermont. If SVR wants to join the Confederacy, then it should go into exile in South Carolina. By linking Vermont to the League of the South and Italian (Fascist?) Separatist movements, SVR has “seceded” from what the people and history of this state are all about. It’s disgraceful! Fix it! Not later, now! (And remember, SVR, I want

A variety of Vermont blogs covered town meeting day yesterday. Here are a just a few:

EXIT VOICES

An open forum for Vermonters to share their thoughts and concerns about the people and issues on the ballot, brought to you by CCTV Center for Media and Democracy, Vermont Community Access Media and Candleblog. URL: http://www.vermontcam.org/election/ BURLINGTONPOL Former Burlington City Councilor Haik Bedrosian reports on Burlington politics. URL: http://www.burlingtonpol.com/ SHE’S RIGHT Conservative Charity Tensel blogs about religion, politics and life. URL: http://shesright.blogspot.com/ For a comprehensive list of Vermont bloggers’ Town Meeting Day posts, see 802 Online, 7d.blogs.com/802online. Also this week at www.sevendaysvt.com:

Vlog: Stuck in Vermont Episode 11: Cindy Sheehan Seven Days vlogger Eva Sollberger rode the bus with peace activist Cindy Sheehan and three Iraq War vets last weekend as they toured Vermont. Check out her video at the Seven Days website.

Visit Cathy’s blog — 802 Online: A blog about Vermont, its media and its internets — for a growing list of Vermont blogs: http://7Dblogs.com/802online

Michael Community Q: Why Therapeutics Medical Care Extended through Anthroposophy Based on Collaboration of Ita Wegman, MD and Rudolf Steiner, PhD

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MONTPELIER

Standen is president of the NDAA.

BURLINGTON

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May I offer a friendly correction to reporter Mike Ives’ fine piece in last week’s paper [“Scene@,” February 28]? He reports me as saying I was the only adaptive skier in Vermont and I said that I was the only adaptive nordic sit skier in Vermont. After the success of last week’s clinic, I am hopeful that that will change. Sit skiing is done in both nordic and alpine varieties. Vermont has many adaptive alpine sit skiers who ski at many of Vermont’s ski areas. Indeed, Vermont is the former home of two of the nation’s most decorated disabled alpine skiers: Four-time paralympian and five-time gold medalist, Chris Waddell, and twotime paralympian Sarah Will. Burlington’s own Stephen Lawlor is the newest alpine paralympic hopeful shredding up the trails. Look out, Vancouver! In addition to the Northeast Disabled Athletic Association’s (NDAA) nordic skiing, Vermonters with disabilities can find great adaptive skiing programs at Sugarbush and Pico run by Vermont Adaptive Ski and Sports (VASS), at Bromley, run by the Bart Center, and at many other local ski areas including Okemo, Stowe, Sugarbush and Sunapee. Whether alpine or nordic, it’s all

In last week’s “Local Matters” there was an article highlighting the fifth annual Citizens Action Day (CAD) organized by Vermonters for a Clean Environment, Vermont Alliance of Conservation Voters, Rural Vermont, Vermont Natural Resources Council, and Vermont Public Interest Research Group [“Vermonters Lobby For Environmental Legislation in Montpelier,” February 21]. Unfortunately, as the article mentioned, the Valentine’s Day snowstorm dramatically altered the event. Even with the snowy conditions, 12 brave souls made the trek to the Statehouse, one from as far away as Brattleboro. However, it is important to note that there were over 160 RSVPs. We believe this is a strong indication of how passionate Vermonters are about protecting the uniqueness of our state and the valuable natural resources found within our borders. We want to take this opportunity to thank all of those who attended CAD, those who were intending to before the storm altered your plans, and the legislators who took the time to meet with the participants. During the day there was a great deal of conversation between legislators and the citizen lobbyists. The back and forth

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SEVEN DAYS | march 07-14, 2007 | letters 09A

SEVEN DAYS wants your rants and raves, in 250 words or fewer. Letters must respond to content in SEVEN DAYS. Include your full name, town and a daytime phone number, and post to: sevendaysvt.com/letters or letters@sevendaysvt.com or mail to: SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164.

that occurred is a perfect example of how available our elected representatives are. This type of access allows you to influence the important decisions being made in Vermont. To help you be even more effective, please go to the website for CAD â&#x20AC;&#x201D; www.vtactionday.org â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and read the materials on how to optimize your potential as a citizen lobbyist. Thanks again, and please feel free to contact any of the participating groups if you have any questions. Todd Bailey MONTPELIER

FARM HARM I must have missed the point in the story about â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ritaâ&#x20AC;? [â&#x20AC;&#x153;Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Foreign Dairy Workers Face New Hardship: Sending Money Home,â&#x20AC;? February 21] dealing with immigration. Was Rita looking for sympathy because her illegal, underpaid workers cannot send money out of the country without the smiling approval of the rest of us? Although itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a pitiful situation for everyone involved, the fact remains that your quasi slaves, Rita, are illegal, and that presents a series of problems.

What happens when they become ill and need medical care? Of course, since weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a humane society, they are given the care they need at low or no cost. But who pays for it? The middle-class physically pays and the low-income folks pay in blame. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Oh, those low-income Medicaid people who are always looking for a free lunch.â&#x20AC;? Hospitals are facing volatile financial situations, and the whole health-care system is straining beneath the burden of high costs and not enough money. It is the number, Rita. We are not

set up to deal with the rapidly expanding numbers and the inability to shore up the bloat. What happened to â&#x20AC;&#x153;support the local economy?â&#x20AC;? It has been proven over and over that Vermont can sustain itself, but not if untold amounts of money are being shipped out and the population figured in as sustainable is being wildly expanded. Yes, I know we are a nation of immigrants, but in the past there has been a controlled tally of newcomers, health screenings and strategic job placement, not replacement. If the farmers would consider producing a product that is in demand, rather than pumping more milk into an ever-growing surplus, the farmers might be able to pay people a decent wage and hire a local crew. Pat Ullom ORWELL

HOUSE OF KEMP In your recent article [â&#x20AC;&#x153;IBMigrants,â&#x20AC;? February 21] you highlighted some of the accomplish-

ments of retired IBM employee Richard Kemp. I would like to further recognize Richardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contributions to affordable housing in Vermont. As a longtime resident of the Flynn Avenue Housing Cooperative, Richard played an active role in forming and promoting limited equity housing in Vermont. He serves on a number of local and state boards, including the board of directors for the Champlain Housing Trust (a.k.a. Burlington Community Land Trust). During this time Richard advocated for affordable housing, cooperative housing and land stewardship. NeighborWorksÂŽ America recently awarded Richard the Dorothy Richardson Volunteer Award for our district. This regional award recognizes contributions to community organizing and affordable housing. It is awarded annually to three individuals from the New England region. It seems that we should thank IBM for their foresight in bringing a natural community leader to our area. Josh Slade COLCHESTER

CORRECTION: Due to a production error, the second part of last weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s opinion piece by Judith Levine, â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Trouble With Normal,â&#x20AC;? was left out of the paper. The piece can be read in its entirety at www.sevendaysvt.com. Also, last weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s story about the Vermont secessionist movement [â&#x20AC;&#x153;Is Second Vermont Republic Affiliated with Racists?â&#x20AC;?] reported that blogger Thomas Rowley â&#x20AC;&#x153;took aimâ&#x20AC;? at several members of SVRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s advisory board, including Jason Sorens and Marco Bassani. Rowley has never written about Sorens, and has never mentioned Bassani directly. Finally, last weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s story about Citizen Action Day mistakenly called the Montpelier-based Toxics Action Center the Toxics Action Network. We regret the errors.

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size. “Readers in every market in the country say that what they want most is local news,” notes Free Press Executive Editor Mike Townsend. “They can get national and international news from any number of sources.” Up-to-date local content can’t be found so easily on the Internet. But almost all the stories appearing in the Freeps’ four suburban weeklies have already been published in the daily paper — in both its print and online incarnations. The Williston Free Press carries “really stale news — sometimes up to a month old,” says Marianne Apfelbaum, who copublishes a community weekly, the Observer, in the same town. She describes the Freeps’ local editions as “just a wrap for the [advertising] flyers.” Townsend acknowledges that much of the editorial content in his paper’s free weeklies qualifies

It’s part of an attempt by traditional papers to gather readership when they’re seeing their readers going off in all different directions. SMC PROFESSOR TRACI GRIFFITH

sands of news sources. The Free Press itself, which is owned by the Virginia-based Gannett Co., can be read online without charge. Gannett, a global media conglomerate, is taking the same localized approach in many of its 98 other daily-circulation areas in the United States, notes Traci Griffith, a journalism professor at St. Michael’s College. “It’s part of an attempt by traditional papers to gather readership when they’re seeing their readers going off in all different directions,” she says. The Freeps’ locally focused weeklies, each of which blares the name of its respective town at the top of its front page, are intended to rope in new advertisers more than new readers, Griffith adds. Dailies are hoping to offset their declining subscription revenues by increasing their income from ads. “The aim is to get a lock on local advertising,” Griffith says. By reaching non-subscribers in each of the targeted towns, the Free Press “can now tell advertisers they’ve got 100 percent penetration.” Tailoring editorial product to specific communities may also be essential to the survival of oldmedia outlets, regardless of their

as “re-purposed news.” But the local editions do include some photos and police-log entries the daily doesn’t carry, he says. Freeps editors haven’t decided whether to produce more original material for the suburban editions, Townsend adds. He notes, however, that recipients of the mailed weeklies are responding to front-page requests for information about local happenings, “so we’ll have to see where that takes us.” Besides, Townsend continues, everything appearing in one of the paper’s weeklies probably comes as news to its audience. “By definition, they don’t read the daily,” he points out. Looked at from another perspective, however, the give-away strategy makes little sense. The Free Press is sending localized versions of itself to residents who have shown no interest in buying the daily paper. How many copies of the new weeklies will go straight into recycling bins? But even if the new offspring won’t win any Pulitzers for reporting, the Free Press’ growing emphasis on delivering downhome news does pose a threat to local weeklies that have been catering to their towns for many years. For example, could The

Williston Free Press put The Williston Observer out of business? That’s not going to happen, vows Apfelbaum, who co-publishes the Observer with her husband Paul. Competitive pressure from Gannett, with $7.4 billion in annual revenues, “has really only solidified our position in this community,” Apfelbaum says. “Callers are telling us that they don’t like it that the Gannett Goliath is trying to squash local papers. If anything, it’s led to a boom in advertising for our paper.” The Observer, which the Apfelbaums purchased in 1994, is mailed to all 7000 homes and businesses in Williston each week. The couple also owns The Charlotte Citizen, a free weekly that doesn’t have to compete on its own turf with Gannett — yet. Vermonters, Apfelbaum notes, “are very mindful of buying local.” The Observer’s readers and advertisers know and resent that the Freeps is owned by a huge out-ofstate chain, she says. “Some of the big advertisers who feel they’ve got to buy space in the Free Press view it as a necessary evil.” St. Michael’s prof Griffith isn’t so sure that most Chittenden County residents are aware that Gannett owns the area’s only daily. She also expresses doubt that the Free Press is widely disdained as a corporate concubine. “I’d like to think that advertisers will stay true to the vehicles they’ve been using all along,” Griffith says. “But I don’t know if that’s going to hold up.” George Chamberland, publisher of South Burlington’s 30-yearold Other Paper, declined to discuss the advent of The South Burlington Free Press. Susan Reid, editor of both The Colchester Sun and Essex Reporter, referred questions to her weekly papers’ owners, Angelo and Emerson Lynn. Neither of the brothers, who also publish the daily St. Albans Messenger and the twice-weekly Addison Independent, responded to requests for comment. For his part, Townsend rejected suggestions that the Free Press is angling to kill off community weeklies. “They’ve been competing with us for a long time by publishing free papers,” he says of the existing locals. “If they think they can live in a world without competition, that’s just not serious.” Moreover, some of the weeklies have banded into “a consortium of their own,” Townsend adds. He’s referring to the Burlington Area Newspaper Group, through which six local papers, including The Williston Observer and The Other Paper, offer package deals to advertisers. “BANG has been a huge boon for us,” Apfelbaum affirms. Her own paper has the capacity to fend off challenges from the Free Press, she insists. It may prove a protracted struggle, however. The Freeps’ local editions probably won’t disappear anytime soon, Apfelbaum concedes, noting, “Gannett certainly has the money to keep them going as long as it wants.” �


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BURLINGTON — Vermont became the 14th state on March 4, 1791 — a date that will live in infamy, according to the secessionist think tank Second Vermont Republic. Two years ago, SVR commemorated the occasion by staging a mock funeral for Vermont’s independence at the Langdon Street Café in Montpelier. More than two dozen “mourners” and a pack of reporters gathered there. After a few speeches, performers from Bread and Puppet led them in a merry march to the Statehouse, to the tune of “When the Saints Come Marching In.” The mood was more somber last Sunday, when seven SVR supporters — including founder Thomas Naylor, his son, and Jim Hogue, dressed in period garb as Ethan Allen — huddled in the snow around Allen’s gravesite in Burlington for a second mock funeral. Naylor opened the short ceremony by playing a recording of Chopin’s death march. Turns out the deceased may as well have been SVR itself. The drop in attendance and change in tone is the result of a recent controversy; as reported here last week, in early February, Vermont bloggers began questioning SVR’s ties to white supremacist groups such as the League of the South. The Southern Poverty Law Center classifies LOS as a hate group. An anonymous scribe blogging as former Green Mountain Boy “Thomas Rowley” criticized SVR for its connection to LOS at Vermont Secession — vermont secession.blogspot.com. Liberal blogger John Odum, founder of Green Mountain Daily — www.greenmountaindaily.com — repeated and amplified Rowley’s

charges. “Some very ugly tendrils have infiltrated themselves into the progressive community right under our noses,” Odum wrote on February 9, “and Rowley should be given a medal for bringing it out into the sunlight before it spreads any further.” In a February 26 press release responding to their allegations, Naylor defended SVR’s connection

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to other secessionists, and claimed to be the victim of a “technofacist cyber-smear campaign,” orchestrated by Rowley and Odum. Naylor branded the SPLC a “McCarthy-like group of mercenaries.” He also implied that Odum’s employer, the Vermont Natural Resources Council, was behind the allegations, though Odum denies that VNRC has ever had any connection to his blog. Odum has since quit writing for GMD, citing the personal nature of Naylor’s attack, and implying that he was forced to choose between his job and his blog. VNRC executive director Elizabeth Courtney did not return a phone call for this story. Odum’s departure has prompted more posts unfavorable to SVR on several Vermont blogs. Naylor characterizes the brouhaha as “fundamentally much ado about nothing,” but it’s clearly having a negative affect on SVR. This year’s funeral was supposed to take place at Langdon Street Café, but Naylor switched the location to the Burlington cemetery a few days before the event.

Hamilton confirms that people who frequent the café, many of them supporters of secession, have been “scratching their heads” over the allegations and SVR’s response. “There’s a pretty broad consensus among the people that I talk to that they handled this situation really poorly,” he says. One of SVR’s leaders has also just announced he’s leaving. On Monday, March 5, a statement appeared on the SVR website saying that co-chair Rob Williams has stepped down from his post to concentrate on editing Vermont Commons, a quarterly promoting Vermont independence. (The newspaper has had a distribution arrangement with Seven Days.) According to the website, Williams resigned in a private letter to Naylor on February 24. Williams has declined to comment further on his reasons for leaving SVR. Naylor, at least, seems unfazed by the turmoil. “Secession is a tough sell,” he admits. “Whoever said trying to organize a secession movement in Vermont would be easy?” �

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VERMONT — Al Gore is coming to a town near you — at least indirectly. In conjunction with a series of upcoming community events, Vermonters will re-present slides from the former vice president’s Oscar-winning documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, to audiences across the state. The presentations are part of a national campaign sponsored by the Nashville, Tennessee-based organization the Climate Project. An Inconvenient Truth captures Gore’s lecture tour on the topic of global warming. In early January, the Climate Project invited 1000 aspiring presenters from across the country to Nashville, where they were trained in Gore’s technique. One of them was 23-year-old Thomas Hand, who came away impressed by the diversity of the turnout. In Nashville, it was obvious that Gore and the Climate Project “had made a concerted effort to get a broad cross-section of America represented,” he says. “It was a real slice of life — very few treehuggers.”

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Hand, a 2006 graduate of Middlebury College, is the program manager at Native Energy, a Charlottebased company that arranges renewable energy credit purchases. He gave a Gore-inspired presentation in February at the Killington Mountain School. On March 28, he’ll present at an assisted-living facility in Manchester, his hometown. “If someone from within your community gives the presentation, it’s a lot more powerful,” Hand notes. He and others modify Gore’s slide show depending on where the presentation is taking place. “The most challenging part of this process is bringing the slide show down to a time limit that people can handle,” Nashville-attendee Liz Soper writes in an email. Soper is the field education manager at the National Wildlife Federation headquarters in Montpelier. In addition to giving two presentations — in Fairlee on March 17 and Burlington on March 31 — she’s working to promote climate-change-aware-

ness education for high school students, hunters and anglers. Joseph Hartman considers Gore’s presentation a useful template for promoting the “solution side” of the climate-change debate. Hartman is the executive director of the Plainfield-based nonprofit ClearVision, which champions socially conscious television projects. He says Gore has inspired him to make global warming his organization’s “lead issue.” He adds, “At this point, after a recent shift in public opinion, people want more concrete solutions.” Hartman seems to fit into a larger trend of climate activists in the area. “In Vermont, you already have a lot of people who are savvy about climate change and/or who’ve already seen An Inconvenient Truth,” notes Jon Isham, an economics professor at Middlebury College who also went to Nashville. “For many people, the question is, ‘What comes next? What do I do besides change my light bulbs?’” As editor of the forthcoming Ignition: What You Can Do to Fight Global Warming and Spark a Movement (Island Press), Isham has a few answers. Having collected essays by the likes of National Resources Defense Council co-founder Gus Speth and Ripton author-scholar Bill McKibben, he hopes to provide 2x5-HG030707.indd readers with inspiration for further action. Isham suggests Vermont occupies a unique position nationally. “The question facing Vermonters is, “Do we want to be at the forefront of the clean energy economy?” he suggests. Isham cites state energy utility Efficiency Vermont, citizen coalition Addison County Relocalization Network and student environmental groups at the University of Vermont and Middlebury, Green Mountain and Sterling colleges as encouraging models of global-warming activism. Katey Gordon of Burlington says the climate project training has inspired her to build informal connections between existing grassroots networks. “Now, we’re magnifying the efforts that were already underway well before the climate project,” she notes. On March 17, Gordon will present her version of the Gore slide show at the “Fueling Our Community: Building Local, Sustainable Energy Solutions” conference in Bristol. She will cover the potential effects of global warming on New England. Gordon is also the head organizer of a “Step It Up” rally — part of Bill McKibben’s national campaign for climate-friendly legislation — in Burlington on April 14. Gordon, an adjunct professor at Burlington College and a self-employed environmental educator and consultant, believes the climate project and its local spin-offs reflect a growing shift in public consciousness. “A sense of mutual responsibility is more accepted, more widely recognized, than before,” she says. “We’re starting to understand what it means to be a member of a global community.” Visit www.theclimateproject.org for more info on upcoming presentations. �

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Is the proposed City Center for South Burlington going to be an art park? Maybe not quite. But planners for the massive new, 45acre downtown district — bordered by Dorset Street and Hinesburg Road, Williston Road and Kennedy Drive — do envision a significant artist-made “gateway” area. This will surround the new version of Healthy Living Market, which is moving into, and

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Zwick isn’t wasting any time getting the project rolling. He just issued an RFP to artists, with a deadline of March 21 for initial proposals, and another month for further refinements. “The art selection panel will recommend one [design] to the city council and hopefully be under contract by the end of May,” Zwick says. Talk about fast track. “Well, we have been talking about this for three years,” he notes. “This

opportunity came up with Katy [Lesser, owner of Healthy Living] in January, and we said, ‘Go for it.’” The health-food market is expected to break ground on its new quarters in April. Zwick is already anticipating proposals from more than half a dozen Vermont artists, including Burlington sculptor Kate Pond. This first, arguably most critical public-art project is open only to Vermonters, Zwick notes. The artist or team chosen “must be able to conceptualize and identify artwork appropriate for the proposed project in partnership with a jury comprised of South Burlington residents, business owners, local officials and working artists,” the RFP reads. Design by committee? Sort of — but that’s the reality of public art. And for a city that’s never even had a downtown before, the stakes, and emotions, may be especially high. Design specifications are detailed in the RFP, which can be downloaded from the City’s website at www.sburl.com — scroll down to “Urban Art and Design Competition.” �

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This fundraiser for the Women’s Crisis Center of Windham County offers 27 films, “almost all made by women, about women.” documentaries that screened to considerable acclaim elsewhere. Heather Lyn MacDonald’s Been Rich All My Life profiles the tapdancing Silver Belles, who were Harlem chorus girls in the 1930s and still perform together today, in their golden years. Miched X. Peled’s China Blue, filmed covertly in a Chinese blue-jeans factory where young girls toil for pennies, will be accompanied by a panel discussion on child labor practices. Richard Brody of The New Yorker called the film a “didactic yet revelatory documentary” that reveals the reali-

tival that explore cultural faultlines include Linda & Ali: Two Worlds Within Four Walls, about an American woman married to a traditional Muslim; and Me and the Mosque, Canadian Zarqa Nawaz’s “Michael Moore style” investigation of women in Islam. Closer-to-home filmmakers are represented at the festival as well. Charlotte artist Eleanor Lanahan’s short animated film Naked HitchHiker will be shown several times. Positive Profiles in Courage is a 45minute documentary about five Vermont women living with AIDS or HIV. Produced by the nonprofit

Twin States Network, it will screen on March 10. Local filmmakers Lisa Merton and Alan Dater, of Marlboro Productions, will be on hand for a special preview of their documentary Roots of Change. It traces the life of Wangari Maathai, the Kenyan woman who founded the Green Belt movement. She won the 2004 Nobel Peace Prize for her 30-year work organizing women to plant trees, a project that helped promote democracy in Kenya. The festival is dominated by documentaries, many with sober, topical themes. Fiction films are less common here. But they range from the ascetic — Gypo, “the UK’s first certified Dogme 95 film” — to irreverent fare such as Jennie Livingston’s Who’s the Top, billed as “a fantastical lesbian S&M musical-comedy(!).” In short, fans of indie, offbeat and politically engaged film will find plenty here to tide them over until Montpelier’s Green Mountain Film Festival, coming up on March 16 (www.green mountainfilmfestival.org). The 2007 Women’s Film Festival screens at three theaters in Brattleboro, March 9 through March 18. $8 per film. Info, www.wom ensfilmfestival.org or 258-9100.


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The University of Vermont’s music department took a big step last fall — a dance step. That is, it finally added an academic dance program to its curriculum. Previously, wannabe movers and shakers had to groove their thang in P.E. “We’re developing courses for dance to be a minor, and maybe a major down the road,” says premier dance faculty member Paul Besaw. “That’s new to the College of Arts & Sciences.” It also portends more public performances for Burlington dance fans. The assistant prof, a New Hampshire native who left California State at Sacramento for UVM, has wasted no time choreographing a creative collaboration. Besaw and associate music professor/composer Michael Hopkins have been developing a dancetheater work entitled “Three Wonderers Down Yonder.” The 35minute piece showcases this Thursday, March 8, at 7:30 p.m. at the UVM Recital Hall in a program called “Composers & Choreographers: An Evening of Original Music & Dance.” Few of the performers are students, however. On the contrary, “I wanted to work with area dancers with more experience,” says Besaw, 40. “I found Sarah McMahon, Tiffany Rhynard, a Middlebury resident in dance — I knew her through graduate school — and she introduced me to Kara Golux.” Also on the program are a solo, “Green Piece,” by Rhynard, with

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create multiple overlapping sounds. “I can layer up to nine different double bass patterns on top of one another,” he says. “Then John can process them using any number of effects.” That’s UVM music prof John Mantegna, the electronics engineer for both composing and performance. As for the double bass, Hopkins acknowledges it usually has an accompaniment role, but here it stands alone. “I think people are going to be surprised by all the things the instrument is capable of,” he suggests. But “I can’t say enough about the interaction of live electronics,” Hopkins adds. When a dancer steps on a tap tile, “it randomly selects one of the ostinato patterns — you get this foreshadowing of something I haven’t played yet, or something that repeats what I’ve played.” Despite the random element, there is an arc to the music over the seven sections of the dance: It starts out simply, increases in layered complexity, then tapers off again. At its peak is a “kind of nuts, crazy-sounding” episode called the “Lobster Quadrille,” Hopkins reveals. Intrigued yet? While there are “planned relationships between the music and the dance,” says Besaw, suffice it to say that “Three Wonderers” ain’t Broadway. Check out the adventurous debut of UVM dance this Thursday. Bonus: It’s free. �


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If I may speak on behalf of the nation’s media, while we certainly deserve some of the blame for making the postal service sound like a psycho hothouse, you ain’t sticking us with all of it. True, “going postal” is first known to have appeared in print in the of December 17, 1993. However, the newspaper was reporting on a symposium on workplace violence organized by . . . well, read for yourself: “The symposium was sponsored by the U.S. Postal Service, which has seen so many outbursts that in some circles excessive stress is known as ‘going postal.’ Thirty-five people have been killed in 11 post office shootings since 1983.” In other words, while the USPS didn’t coin “going postal,” it provided the platform, not to mention the data set, for the term’s national media launch. In fairness, you can’t fault the postal service for wanting to get out front on this grim phenomenon. A few incidents as of ’93: • In 1986 letter carrier Patrick Sherrill killed 14 of his coworkers at the post office in Edmond, Oklahoma, then himself, in the worst mail-related mass murder in the United States. • In October 1991 in Ridgewood, New Jersey, former postal clerk Joseph Harris shot and killed his old boss, two other USPS employees, and a fourth person more than a year after being fired. • A month later in Royal Oak, Michigan, Thomas McIlvane killed four postal employees and himself after the USPS fired him. Some more recent cases: • In 1995, former postal worker Christopher Green killed two postal employees and two customers while robbing a post office in Montclair, New Jersey. • In 2006, Jennifer San Marco entered the mailsorting facility in Goleta, California, where she’d once worked and killed six employees and herself. These incidents were widely covered in the media, the Sherrill case in particular, for the obvious reason that they were shocking crimes. However, even a casual reading of the facts would tell you the problem was exaggerated, and some news outlets said as much from the start: In the same 1993 symposium story that brought “going postal” into print, St. Pete Times reporter Karl Vick wrote, “Rampages in the workplace . . . remain a relative rarity.” There had been about 1000 workplace homicides in 1992, but most involved ordinary crimes such as convenience-store stickups. The FBI estimated roughly 24 worker/boss killings a year; judging from the reported numbers, the USPS workplace murder rate was about three or four per year — admittedly a sizable fraction of the 24, but still a minuscule percentage of workplace slayings overall. It was the era of downsizing, though, which presumably led to a “toxic work

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f you’ve ever cringed as you squeeze your car through a narrow street, try doing it 80 hours a week. “Sometimes the job gets a little nerve-racking,” admits Burlington snowplow operator Lorand Codrean. “Like anything, though, you get used to it. It’s a chance to see people, smell fresh air — that’s why I like what I do.” Lorand Codrean Codrean, 42, is letting me ride along as he clears Snowplow operator streets from Schmanska Park to the waterfront during Burlington a whiteout on a recent weekday morning. For all his quick, attentive demeanor, he seems serene amid the chaos. Inside, the truck’s cockpit resembles an airplane’s. As Codrean shifts gears, he adjusts his plow “wing” to avoid smashing into a Volvo. We return the wave of a woman shoveling her driveway on Bilodeau Court. “See how nice people are?” Codrean asks. Leaning his head out the window, he calls to her, “We’ll make it better tonight — for now, we’re just patting down.” Plowing is not all this city maintenance worker does. Like the other 15 fulltime employees of the street department — a division of the Department of Public Works — Codrean wears multiple municipal hats. Earlier this morning, he had to stop his truck to repair a broken grate on a catch basin. And if a sewer pipe should clog this afternoon, he’ll have to operate the “Vactor” — a truck retrofitted with an enormous suction drill. Sometimes he even helps free snow-bound fire trucks and ambulances. “Uh-oh,” Codrean says when we reach the corner of South Winooski Avenue and King Street. “Someone knocked a stop sign down — and it wasn’t us! I’ll pick it up later.” For three hours, Codrean fills me in on his work over the roar of his plow. By noon, it’s time for gyros at the Pine Street Deli. SEVEN DAYS: How long have you been driving the snowplow truck? LORAND CODREAN: For six years. I’ve been in Vermont for 17 years. Before this, I worked as a mechanic for Vermont Transit. SD: Where did you live before that? LC: I was born in Romania into a Hungarian family. My wife and I came to Vermont in May of 1991. I came to Burlington — and that’s it. I’m here since! I do a lot of fishing, hunting, boating. SD: Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, “Damn! Snowing again!”?

LC: Never. I love it — you wait the whole summer for the opportunity. I love plowing; it’s fun. With so many people going by, it’s almost like watching TV. With plowing, there are different thrills throughout the day: rush hour, then the “push-back” of the snow, which is the final cleanup before the end of a storm. Of course, it’s a little tense — but in the same way that skiing, or other adventure sports, can be tense. SD: Do you listen to music on the job, or drink coffee to stay awake for those 12-hour shifts? LC: I stopped drinking coffee when I was 25. I have a lot of energy, and coffee would really aggravate every-

thing. I’m naturally adrenaline charged! Sometimes noise can be distracting. Some of the guys listen to music, and I do too, occasionally. But I prefer to listen to what’s going on around me. If the sound of the plow scraping the ground changes in the slightest way, you know something’s wrong. Loose bolt, hydraulic pump . . . SD: Is this a dangerous job, then? LC: It can be. Sometimes, it’s hard to tell where the curb is — so if I hit it, the truck will bounce two feet in the other direction. That’s what some daredevils don’t understand. But everybody wants to get somewhere. SD: So you’re saying that people sometimes get angry at you without just cause? LC: A lot of people get annoyed when we block their driveways. Some wave angrily or say insulting things. They don’t understand that when I pull into my driveway in South Burlington after a storm, I have to face the same reality. But you get used to it, since our work keeps the city functioning. I’d say 99 percent of people are nice — only 1 percent will “play chicken” with the truck. I definitely don’t play chicken — that’s not my idea of adventure. SD: What about all the salt that’s used on the roads? LC: The less snow you have on the road, the less salt you need to use — that’s why we scrape so much. It’s also one of the reasons we look like a nuisance, going around and around all the time. The whole plowing process is actually very ecologically friendly. I’m an environmentalist, too, and I’m at peace with our system. Our green salt, for instance, is

more environmentally friendly than the white kind, but we use it sparingly because of its price. There’s nothing 100 percent — but the city of Burlington does a nice job. SD: What do you do in the summer? LC: I fix manholes, repair catch basins, do general maintenance work, help clear sewer plugs . . . SD: So your snowplow work is actually part of a larger process? LC: Yes. In the summer, we fix the “scars of winter.” At this job, you see how the city works. Basically, all the snowplowing, the clearing, the hassle is so that people can get to their jobs. It’s not that we try to annoy people. I think of it all as a circle of responsibilities: If we don’t plow, the buses can’t take people to work — just like water in nature. There’s a moral aspect to all this. SD: Has anyone in particular inspired your work? LC: When I first came here, the guy that trained me in the ins and outs of winter operation was Bernie Baker. He shared a lot of patience and wisdom with me — and I couldn’t think of a better guy than him to learn from. I have a lot of regard for him. When he retires, I’ll feel very sad. SD: And your wife? LC: She’s very understanding. She has infinite patience, has endured a lot of things for me. She’s been a great person in my life. On sunny days, we love spending time together. SD: But when it snows? LC: But when it snows . . . Well, that’s my time. I’ve got to be there. m


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It was Super Bowl Sunday, 1987, and Wright was a 21-year-old Army M.P. with a week to go before his expected honorable discharge. In his first and only run-in with the law, Wright botched an attempted robbery of Curtis Smith, a cocaine dealer in Federal Way, Washington. The jury rejected Wright’s self-defense plea, and he was sentenced to 25 years, four months in prison. Thus began Wright’s longer, and much more successful, career as a journalist, editor and prisoners’ rights activist. The vocation has outlived not only his prison sentence but also numerous attempts by prison officials around the country to stifle Prison Legal News, his jailhouse publication. Since its inception in May 1990, PLN, as it’s commonly known, has published more than 200 issues, becoming the longest-running prison publication in U.S. history. It can now be found in virtually every prison in the United States. Over the years, PLN has broken dozens of stories whose legal and political reverberations were felt on both sides of the razor wire. In 1994, Wright uncovered the fact that Jack Metcalf, then a Republican congressman from Washington’s second district, was using prison labor to staff his get-out-the-vote telemarketing campaign. (The Seattle Times, which had endorsed Metcalf and his tough-on-crime platform, ignored the story until after the election; Metcalf was re-elected by 600 votes.) In 1996, Wright and PLN exposed how the Microsoft Corporation was using prison labor to package some of its software, including its heavily marketed Microsoft Office ’95. And in 2006, PLN revealed that six members of Fred Phelps’ family — founders of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas, who routinely picket the funerals of U.S. soldiers and gay murder victims — were working as lawyers for the Kansas Department of Corrections. Wright, who moved to Vermont after his release in 2003, still muckrakes about the abysmal conditions in U.S. prisons, including the pervasiveness of abuse, medical neglect, prisoner-on-prisoner violence, guard brutality and retaliation. His 48-page monthly, which has a circulation of nearly 6000, has run articles by such authors as civil rights attorney William Kunstler, former Washington Post and Rolling Stone editor William Greider, and convicted murderer and activist Mumia Abu-Jamal.

does about prison, which is nothing,” he says. “Of course, I’d seen Clint Eastwood in Escape from Alcatraz, and that was about it.” Wright soon discovered that life behind bars was, as he puts it, “an alienating, brutal and dehumanizing environment. In that sense, it’s very similar to the military.” The incident that sparked Wright’s activism seems petty compared with the abuses PLN has unearthed over the years. Wright had been in prison less than a year when a guard searched his cell, emptied a box of Cap’n Crunch cereal on the floor and crushed it under his boots. The cereal cost $2, but Wright’s job in the prison kitchen only paid $50 a month. In a “what-the-fuck?” moment, he went to the prison law library to find out what could be done to right this grievous wrong — not much, he quickly discovered. Around this time, an older convict named Ed Gallea took Wright under his wing and explained that he’d better find himself a “hustle” on the inside if he wanted to survive and be financially self-sufficient. As Wright puts it, “My life might have taken a different turn if I’d had a knack for ceramics.” Since Wright’s brief stint as a criminal had been a disastrous failure, Gallea suggested he try the law instead. There’s always a market for jailhouse lawyers, Gallea told Wright, and the money wasn’t bad. Wright agreed and took a job working in the prison law library, fetching books for fellow inmates. Soon he was reading cases himself and subscribing to various prisoner-published newsletters, as well as to radical political rags such as Revolutionary Workers and Workers’ World. The state of Washington had a long history of independent, prisoner-produced magazines, dating back to the 1960s. Among them was The Abolitionist, published by Wright’s fellow inmate, Ed Mead. Mead and Wright, who both had Marxist leanings, saw the need for a

paign in which the inmates, as plaintiffs in the class action suit, voted overwhelmingly to single-cell the prison again. “That’s quite the anachronism now,” Wright explains. “These days, prisoners have no more say in their existence than Farmer Brown’s cows in the field have a say in theirs.” Within 24 hours, Wright found himself in segregation for, as he describes it, successfully winning enforcement of a federal court order. Prison officials saw it differently. They accused Wright of “trying to overthrow the U.S. government.” For the remainder of Wright’s prison sentence, he would be shuffled between Washington’s other prisons, including Walla Walla, McNeil Island and Clallam Bay. The first issue of Prisoners Legal News, as it was initially called, was published in May 1990 on a budget of $50, using little more than a couple of typewriters and the prison law library. Since he and Mead only had $300 between them, Wright expected PLN to last six months, at best. The two men, now housed in different prisons, wrote their stories separately and mailed them to a volunteer on the outside, who combined the pages, photocopied them and mailed them to subscribers. The first few issues were crude, hand-illustrated flyers just 10 pages long, with the production values of a church newsletter. Despite its amateurish look, the journal’s content was hard-hitting and immediately

system; the first 18 were barred from all Texas prisons. Once, Mead got “infracted” by prison officials for a copyright violation. Wright had his source materials confiscated during a cell search. On another occasion, their volunteer on the outside disagreed with the contents of a cover story and absconded with the $50 and the subscription list. It took six weeks to publish the next issue. This was the first of two embezzlements PLN would suffer in its history — both by people on the outside. In another issue, PLN wrote about the alleged beating of a black prisoner by white guards. Corrections officials tried to prevent the story’s publication by threatening Wright with 20 days in isolation. He ran the story anyway, and guards excised that article from every copy before it was delivered to prisoners. Surprisingly, Wright says that corrections officials rarely told him he couldn’t write about certain topics. More often, he says, they’d subject him to various forms of retaliation or intimidation, especially on discretionary decisions. For instance, at Walla Walla, he was suddenly told he couldn’t work in the prison law library anymore because he was “a security risk.” “The guy who stabbed a prisoner to death over a drug debt was working in the law library, and the guy who’s escaped four times was working there,” Wright recalls. “But I was the security risk.”

By 1996, Washington State was trying different tactics to keep PLN out of the prisons, with limited success. When Washington DOC prohibited inmates from receiving nonprofit mailings, PLN sued over that issue and won. Then the state issued a rule that inmates couldn’t receive publications paid for out of their trust accounts. PLN got that rule overturned, too. Next, the prisons adopted a policy of not delivering subscription-renewal notices. PLN took the issue to court and got the policy reversed. “We sued them repeatedly over the same stuff,” Wright recalls. “Right now, the prison systems of Washington, Oregon, California and Nevada operate under PLN injunctions, consent decrees, or both. And we’ve got binding settlements in Alabama, Michigan and Utah.” Since 1990, PLN has sparked more than 20 lawsuits over efforts to censor or ban prison publications. In fact, the day before Seven Days interviewed Wright, PLN filed suit against the Dallas County Jail for banning all newspapers, magazines and other publications. According to published news reports, Dallas County officials claim that prisoners don’t need access to printed materials as long as they can watch television. Wright seems optimistic about this case. His last suit of this kind, against Washington State DOC in August 2005, netted his organization $100,000. Interestingly, PLN doesn’t lack for revenue,

controversial. The first issue included stories about the suspected murder of an inmate by an Oregon correctional officer; Washington parole board abuses; a federal civil rights ruling on filthy cells; and a court ruling that awarded $241,000 in damages to three prisoners whom guards had handcuffed and beaten during a prison riot. The inaugural issue also outlined Wright and Mead’s long-term goals, which included fighting for felons’ voting rights, a cause PLN still pursues today. “While we have no ‘party line,’ this newsletter will tend to reflect our class orientation,” Mead wrote in 1990. “By working to extend democracy to prisoners, we can change from being mere criminals to the defenders of democracy. The first step is in overcoming our demoralization to the point where we can start communicating with each other around political issues. That search for answers is the start.” Attempts to censor PLN came swiftly and proved unrelenting. The first three issues were banned throughout the Washington prison

PLN obtained nonprofit status in 1992 in order to qualify for a lower mailing rate, and in 1993, the magazine jumped to 16 pages and offset printing. That same year, Mead was released from prison. However, the members of his parole board informed him they’d revoke his parole if he associated with convicted felons, including those at PLN. The American Civil Liberties Union filed a lawsuit on Mead’s behalf but lost, and Mead and Wright had to part ways. Wright continued publication on his own. PLN never lacked for content. While some may wonder how a jailhouse journalist vets his sources’ credibility, Wright says his growing expertise in searching public records often turned up official documentation of the abuses and wrongdoings on which he was reporting. “As editors go, I’m pretty conservative,” Wright says. “In 200 issues, we’ve never had to retract a story.” Wright claims he never uses anonymous sources, except in cases where a story might compromise the safety of a source, such as articles about prison gang violence.

either. In addition to charging subscription fees — $18 per year for prisoners, $25 for others — the publication runs ads for books, pen pals, phone services and attorneys. Wright claims he even has to turn down some advertisers, usually paralegals whose credentials he can’t verify. Once he turned down an ad for a masturbation device for prisoners — not on moral grounds, Wright notes, but because he knew the ad would never make it past prison mailrooms. The sales rep was so appreciative, he sent PLN a $100 contribution anyway. PLN never set out to become a nationwide publication, Wright says. But by the late 1990s, he realized many of its subscribers were incarcerated in California, Texas and Florida. That out-of-state readership grew, in part because other prison publications had been censored. Still others had folded — in some cases, Wright admits, because of declining political activism among inmates themselves. When PLN started in 1990, Wright notes, there were six prisoner-published newsletters

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Paul Wright’s entire criminal career lasted 60 seconds — just time enough for him to kill a man.

PLN reaches well beyond the lonely lifers who are writing their own appeals. The publication can also be found in public libraries, Ivy League law schools, judges’ chambers, and even the offices of prison wardens and corrections officials, including some in Vermont. Its readers include Noam Chomsky and billionaire philanthropist George Soros, whose Open Society Institute gave PLN a $200,000 grant in 2005. “We’re a small publication, but we’ve always had an influence that’s pretty far out of proportion to our readership,” says Wright, 41. “We’ve never aimed at being a general-circulation publication. We’re targeting people who are doing something behind bars, and policymakers and opinion makers on the outside.” Those movers and shakers include some of Wall Street’s largest and most prestigious investment banking firms. Why do they get PLN? “Because they bankroll the private prison industry,” Wright says, with a smirk. “He’s done some really important First Amendment lawsuits around the country,” notes Dawn Seibert of the Vermont Defender General’s office. “There’s a lot of fear on the part of prison administrators about prisoners’ having information. But they’re entitled to have it.” Mike Cassidy, managing attorney at Prisoners’ Legal Services of New York in Plattsburgh, agrees. “I’ve always found PLN to be a really impressive publication. It’s a great resource for us,” Cassidy says. “It reports on cases, it educates prisoners about their rights, and at the same time, it’s also an example of prisoners’ rights to information and the press.” Seven Days caught up with Wright last week at his home and office in Brattleboro, where he publishes PLN with the help of two staffers. Wright relocated to Brattleboro to be close to his two sons, whom he sees several times each week. His nonprofit outfit also maintains a business office in Seattle, which, among other

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things, screens the more than 1000 pieces of mail PLN receives each week. Wright is a tall and stocky, yet unimposing, man of about 6 feet 2 inches. His thinning black hair, rectangular glasses and gentle demeanor make him seem more like a computer geek than a convicted murderer and former prison rabble-rouser. The office above his garage is sparsely decorated, with a wood-burning stove in one corner, a few computers and bookshelves filled with back issues of PLN and books on correctional issues. They include The Celling of America and Prison Nation, collections to which Wright contributed as writer and co-editor. On a wall hangs a large red banner bearing the familiar visage of Che Guevara above the words “Hasta La Victoria Siempre.” Wright speaks tersely but matter-of-factly about the murder he committed 20 years ago. “Robbing drug dealers wasn’t a very original idea,” he admits. “But like Willie Sutton once said, ‘It’s where the money is.’” When he entered the Washington State Reformatory in 1987, Wright had no experience with journalism or law and even less with penal issues. “Until I went to prison, I probably knew about as much as the average person

publication that prisoners could rally around and use to stay abreast of legal issues in the Washington correctional system. The seeds of PLN were planted, but it would take a while for them to bear fruit. In the meantime, Wright was moved to another prison; he calls the transfer “retaliatory” for his rabble-rousing activities. A decade or so earlier, there’d been a major lawsuit over the wretched conditions at the Reformatory. The prison opened in 1910, and the state had been upgrading it, albeit slowly. “You’d flush the toilet and the next thing you know, you’ve got a 6-foot geyser of sewage in your cell,” Wright recalls. In an effort to fix the problem, the Washington State DOC shut half the prison and double-celled its inmates in the other half, creating serious health and safety problems. Simultaneously, the state rented out some of its prison beds to Colorado and the federal government, exacerbating the overcrowding. In response, Wright filed a federal classaction lawsuit. The decision, in Collins v. Thompson, required the DOC to single-cell the prison. Prison officials tried to ignore the ruling. But Wright mounted a successful cam-

in California alone. Today, there are none. “There are 2.3 million people locked up in this country,” Wright notes. “We’re the only publication that covers detention facilities. That’s a crying shame.” Brattleboro seems an unlikely base of operations. Vermont’s prison population is a fraction of those in New York, California, Texas, Florida or Washington, the states where most of PLN’s readers are housed. And Wright acknowledges that Vermont doesn’t experience the level of prisoner-on-prisoner violence or guard brutality that occurs in larger prisons elsewhere. That said, “In Vermont, the medical care and retaliation are as bad as everywhere else,” Wright claims. He points to last week’s death of Gary Ploof, a newly furloughed inmate at Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility, as well as to several other high-profile deaths of inmates in recent years. To Wright, these incidents are symptomatic of underlying problems in the state’s prisons. Wright’s first introduction to Vermont came from a Florida inmate named James Quigley, one of PLN’s earliest contributors. Like Wright, Quigley was a convicted murderer turned jailhouse lawyer and prisoners’ rights advocate. In February 2001, Quigley was transferred from Florida to Vermont. Initially, he told Wright that Vermont’s prisons were great. Wright says, “I think his exact quote was ‘I almost feel like I’ve paroled.’” Then, in October 2003, Quigley hanged himself at the Northwest Correctional Facility in St. Albans. According to news reports published at the time, Quigley wasn’t believed to be suicidal. Nevertheless, he was the fifth Vermont prisoner to die that year, and the second to hang himself. Six deaths in an 18-month period, Wright says, is “almost unheard of,” even in large correctional systems with many times the prison population of Vermont’s. Wright makes no excuses for his own crime 20 years ago. “Things went poorly,” he says, “the understatement of the day.” He doesn’t believe that most prisoners are innocent. But Wright doesn’t advocate coddling criminals, either. “I don’t have a problem with any punishment, no matter how harsh, as long as it’s equally applied,” he says, “The problem is, it’s not.” The United States has a two-tiered system of justice, Wright argues, one for the wealthy and another for the poor. That explains why certain crimes, such as drug offenses, carry mandatory minimums — they disproportionately target the poor. Other offenses, such as drunk driving and child molestation, do not, because they cut across socioeconomic lines. It’s no accident that conditions in American prisons are miserable, Wright concludes. It’s a deliberate and conscious political decision that reflects the common perception of prisoners as an expendable population. “Nothing has happened at Abu Ghraib or Guantanamo that’s publicly known at this point that we do not report on a regular basis as happening all the time in American prisons,” Wright asserts. “We know that prisoners are being beaten to death on a regular basis in military prisons in Iraq and Guantanamo. That happens on a regular basis here in the United States. “We know prisoners have been sexually assaulted and humiliated by their staff, exposed to freezing temperatures, subjected to sensory deprivation, held in restraints and painful positions for long periods of time,” he continues. “All that happens in American prisons, too — and we’re the ones reporting on it.” m Got a comment on this story or an idea for another one? Contact Ken Picard at ken@ sevendaysvt.com. For more info on Prison Legal News, or to subscribe, visit www.prisonlegal news.org or call 206-246-1022.


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MIKE IVES The CitizenPowered Energy Handbook: Community Solutions to a Global Crisis by Greg Pahl. Chelsea Green, 376 pages. $21.95. Catch Greg Pahl on the road: Thursday, March 8, at Northshire Books in Manchester; Tuesday, March 13, at Dartmouth Book Store in Hanover, N.H.; and Thursday, March 15, at Everyone’s Books in Brattleboro. All at 7 p.m.

reg Pahl’s new book, The CitizenPowered Energy Handbook, is a bit like James Howard Kunstler, celebrated doomsday environmentalist, meeting Tim Allen, fix-it guy from the longrunning television series “Home Improvement.” Pahl, who has lived in the Champlain Valley since the 1980s and is president of the 3-year-old Vermont Biofuels Association, has surveyed the early tremors of the impending peak-oil crisis. He understands that “the time for action is now.” In fact, he envisions this, his fifth book, as a “logical extension” of Kunstler’s best-selling The Long Emergency. At the outset of this non-technical layman’s guide, Pahl assesses America’s energy situation with plainspoken über-fatalism. “The [inevitable] crash of the U.S. economy could be spectacular — and terrifying,” he writes. “Most Americans simply won’t be able to believe that it is happening.” Europeans and Canadians do understand the scope of the problem, according to Pahl. They’ve been developing renewable technologies for decades, leaving America behind to wallow in its own acid rain. To jumpstart the reader’s imagination, Pahl highlights cooperative wind, hydro, solar and geothermal energy projects from around the world. “I have traveled extensively [around Germany], and can say from personal experience that wind farms there are simply amazing,” he claims with a hint of turbine-envy. Ever the energy connoisseur, Pahl recently took a page from the Europeans’ book: He has a Danish wood-pellet burner — sleek, lowmaintenance, clean-burning — in his basement. It’s one of only a handful this side of the Atlantic, he boasts during a recent visit to his home in Weybridge. If he likes what they’re doing in Denmark so much, why not just move there — buy a road bike and a Euro-rail pass, maybe a sunny flat in Copenhagen? “My going there isn’t going to help them any,” Pahl says. “We might as well stay here and get to work, as we’ve got a lot of catching up to do.” Pahl doesn’t mince words. In a tone that reflects an endearing, if occasionally manic, obsession with sustainable solutions (“My personal relationship with biomass heat — and cordwood — has been a long one”), the book explains all the basics of terms you’ve never heard of, let alone tried to pronounce. (Cellulosic ethanol and enzymatic hydrolysis sound like things to keep away from the kids.) If The Citizen-Powered Energy Handbook is a wistful ode to democratic socialism, it’s also a celebration of Vermont’s role as America’s renew-

able-energy pace setter. Every chapter of Pahl’s book brims with local success stories: The Winooski One Project, Burlington’s McNeil Generation Plant and NRG Systems in Hinesburg, among others, deserve praise for their commitment to green innovation, he insists. But kicking a global oil addiction isn’t so simple. “There are no perfect solutions, only imperfect solutions in an imperfect world,” Pahl writes. “In my view, the challenge we’re facing is so large that the response needs to be equally broad in scope.” This means communities themselves — local governments, energy utilities, citzens’ groups — should pull together on a municipal scale if they hope to sidestep the pitfalls of peak oil. Pahl calls his theory CSE, or Community-Supported Energy. This is similar to community-supported agriculture, except that “instead of investing in carrots, tomatoes or chicken, local residents invest in greater energy security and a cleaner environment,” he writes. Socially conscious citizens should embrace CSE cautiously, though, Pahl warns. Some community-based energy schemes “can simply end up sub-

In my view, the challenge we’re facing is so large that the response needs to be equally broad in scope. GREG PAHL

stituting one form of corporate dominance for another.” On the other hand, a true CSE that’s locally owned and financed “keeps local energy dollars circulating.” In Weybridge, Pahl is doing his part to grow a healthy local economy in Addison County. Sure, he has his Danish wood burner in the basement, solar panels on the roof and a new Toyota Prius in the garage, but the principles of CSE demand that he cooperate with neighbors to develop a more comprehensive strategy for achieving energy independence. That explains why Pahl helped to found ACORN — the Addison County Relocalization Network. The Middlebury-based group, which styles itself as “a cooperative response to an energy-constrained future,” takes its lead from the Vancouver-based Post Carbon Institute, an international grassroots coalition of more than 100 similar initiatives. Last September, ACORN partnered with other organizations around Vermont to organize the “Localvore Challenge” — a grassroots

campaign to support locally oriented eating. And Pahl, who serves as the group’s vice president, will soon hear from the USDA about a $35,000 Rural Business Enterprise grant that would help finance an ACORNdirected renewable-energy feasibility study for Addison County. “My book and ACORN evolved together and informed each other,” he asserts. ACORN President Ron Slabaugh, for one, is happy to have Pahl around. “From his research, Greg knows a lot about what is working in community energy production around the world,” Slabaugh says. “[His] approach is particularly helpful in these times where most people don’t realize” the scope of the challenge we face. Ross Conner, CEO at Middlebury’s Vermont Soapworks and a beekeeper on the side, attends ACORN meetings periodically. He says the group couldn’t have formed at a better time. “If we don’t find that the direction our society is moving in is the right one, then we need to make changes in our own lives,” he notes.

Pahl has managed to mobilize lots of like-minded individuals “to work with people and governments to implement various infrastructural changes,” Conner adds. “ACORN will make the future easier to live in.” Life after peak oil will be “smallscale, diversified and decentralized,” Conner continues. But compared with other states, Vermont will be in a good position to “mobilize for its future,” thanks to its existing civic structures. Pahl agrees. He considers renewable technology a “step in the right direction,” but warns, “it’s not enough.” Only through “coordinated community responses” can Vermonters prepare to navigate the downward slope of a peak-oil curve,” he suggests. “I stay hopeful by being involved in projects rather than sitting around, waiting for the sky to fall.” Got a comment on this story or ideas for another one? Contact Mike Ives at mike@sevendaysvt.com.


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tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wednesday evening in the basement of Montpelierâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Kellogg-Hubbard Library, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m helping myself to red grapes and flavored seltzer. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Have you tried the lemon kind?â&#x20AC;? a man asks. He looks nice enough â&#x20AC;&#x201D; but you can never tell with people. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I prefer lime,â&#x20AC;? I say. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But no worries.â&#x20AC;? Better not to start any needless conflict. I take a seat in the back of a semicircle. If you count late arrivals and walk-ins, our group is about a dozen strong. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Welcome to â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Difficult Conversationsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;!â&#x20AC;? announces Brooke Hadwen, our workshop leader and resident expert. Hadwen is a Neighborhood Interventionist for Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Community and Economic Development Office â&#x20AC;&#x201D; smart, attractive, nonconfrontational â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s here to help us help ourselves. Organizers at the Montpelier Community Justice Center, some of them graduates of Woodbury Collegeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s program in Mediation and Applied Conflict Studies, designed this event as a way to celebrate and revisit one of their favorite books: Difficult Conversations: How to Discuss What Matters Most. (The 1999 self-improvement tome was penned by Douglas Stone, Bruce Patton, Sheila Heen and Roger Fisher.) Between now and May 2, the organizers will put on four more workshops, each tailored to a specific interpersonal theme such as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Community,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;End of Life,â&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Workplace.â&#x20AC;? At tonightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s session, which focuses on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Neighbors,â&#x20AC;? free copies of the book are available for each participant who sticks around till eveningâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s end. When my editor first assigned me to report on these proceedings, I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t exactly feel my writerly needs were being met. But in light of the day Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had, I think this exercise may actually do me some good. â&#x20AC;&#x153;By the time you all leave tonight,â&#x20AC;? Hadwen promises, â&#x20AC;&#x153;youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll know the perfect thing to say when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in an uncomfortable place.â&#x20AC;? I smile awkwardly. â&#x20AC;&#x153;For starters, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one general rule you can follow for difficult conversations,â&#x20AC;? she says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If you ever find yourself in the thick

of one, I encourage everyone to get a little magic wand and wave it in front of anyone they disagree with.â&#x20AC;? I hold the smile on my face. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a joke, of course,â&#x20AC;? Hadwen admits. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There is no magic wand for these types of situations.â&#x20AC;? I laugh along with everyone else. But I wish it were true â&#x20AC;&#x201D; probably more than they do. Needless to say, we could all use a little more restorative justice in our dealings with others. But itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s almost as if the event organizers had me in mind when they scheduled Hadwenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s appearance: A few hours ago, I filled my friend Billâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s diesel Jetta with gasoline. Bill (not his real name) is a buddy of four years, an even-keeled, unmedicated kind of dude. But he never fills his car with anything but diesel. There is no telling how heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll react when he finds out about my latest misadventure. Todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s workshop focuses on neighbors. That word doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t quite describe my relationship with Bill, although when we used to room together, he liked to say I behaved as if I lived with strangers. As Hadwen explains how important it is to â&#x20AC;&#x153;step inside ourselves,â&#x20AC;? some audience members appear to have drifted outside of consciousness. Others squint thoughtfully. The guy in athletic apparel fidgets a lot. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s easier to have a difficult conversation when something comes up if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve already laid the groundwork for being a good neighbor,â&#x20AC;? our leader goes on. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to bring them cookies every day, but â&#x20AC;&#x201D;â&#x20AC;? No, no, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m telling myself. Cookies is good. I think Bill likes peanut butter. Hadwen is a professional. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sometimes,â&#x20AC;? she continues, â&#x20AC;&#x153;we need to recognize a need to acknowledge someoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s upsetness.â&#x20AC;? Yes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Listening is one of those valuable skills we practice all the time.â&#x20AC;? Respectful silence. Hadwen asks, â&#x20AC;&#x153;What does it feel like to be listened to, everyone?â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Person is looking at you, obviously,â&#x20AC;? answers a woman in the front row. From


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her sweater, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d guess she works as a librarian, or in some other position of quiet authority. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sure,â&#x20AC;? Hadwen concurs. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s essential to good communication. Anyone else have anything to contribute?â&#x20AC;? A man in the second row clears his throat. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Person is acknowledging your space boundaries,â&#x20AC;? he states. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Yes, in a way.â&#x20AC;? Hadwen smiles. I raise my hand. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Yes?â&#x20AC;? she says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The curly-haired guy in back?â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Person has turned the television off,â&#x20AC;? I say. Everyone laughs. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m serious,â&#x20AC;? I whisper. Hadwen smiles again, but doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t say anything. Later on, during a lull, I peek at a stray copy of Difficult Conversations. The 234-page self-help manifesto promises in the introduction that I will turn to it â&#x20AC;&#x153;again and again for advice, practical skills and reassurance.â&#x20AC;? The authors claim that â&#x20AC;&#x153;A collision of opinions . . . is a result of our stories simply being different, with neither of us realizing it . . . Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s as if Princess Leia were trying to talk to Huck Finn. No wonder we end up arguing.â&#x20AC;? No wonder, I agree. Now Hadwen is telling us to break up into groups and share stories of neighborly conflict. We should just talk about whatever comes to mind, she says. I get together with two other good-neighbors-in-training. On my left is a middle-aged guy, polar-fleeced and fatherly, whom Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll call Tim. To my

ies at this time of night?â&#x20AC;? is Billâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first volley. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Some way to welcome me into your home, friend,â&#x20AC;? I grunt, stepping over the threshold. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Why are you acting so strangely?â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Calm down,â&#x20AC;? I say. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I have something important to tell you.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m calm,â&#x20AC;? he claims, rubbing his eyes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Why are your hands shaking?â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Listen, Bill: Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first acknowledge that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s OK to be wrong and imperfect. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s OK to admit that everyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s intentions are complex.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;OK,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Furthermore, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not about if you did or didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it â&#x20AC;&#x201D; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about how to move forward.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;What did you do this time, Mike?â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bill, dealing with someone else is like dealing with wildfire. You have to be the manager.â&#x20AC;? Bill stands up. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Look, Mike. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not sure what youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re getting at. But itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s late, and Cynthia and I are going skiing tomorrow, and . . .â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;I understand,â&#x20AC;? I say. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll go.â&#x20AC;? My coat still feels warm. Even though Hadwen has prepared me for the worst, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m finding this difficult conversation relatively painless. Then Bill catches me off guard. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hey, Mike,â&#x20AC;? he says as Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m jiggling the door lock. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Can I have my car keys back?â&#x20AC;? My heart revolts in my chest. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bill, I have something to confess.â&#x20AC;? Silence. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I left your Jetta across town tonight. It should be ready in the morning, depending.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Oh, no problem,â&#x20AC;? Bill says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll take Cynthiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Subaru to Mad River. You can leave the keys in my mailbox.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sure I can.â&#x20AC;?

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Renkin explains that the best way to simulate an attempt to lop off his arm is to imagine Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m casting a line out the tip of my sword, trying to land it somewhere behind him. Giving it a try, I swing the sword at him in earnest. But I flick my wrist instead of following through â&#x20AC;&#x201D; just as I would if I were fishing â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and the blade taps his body. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Yesss,â&#x20AC;? Renkin not so much says as growls, with a mirthful, veritably Puckish grin. Rather than avenge my assault, Renkin turns his attention to 10 actors divided into sword-wielding pairs. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Speed does not equal

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intention,â&#x20AC;? he tells them. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And acting intention is what the audience is going to get excited about.â&#x20AC;? The simplicity of the concept hits me like a truncheon to the head: Stage combat is not a martial art. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really just acting according to choreographed moves. The first sequence of moves is a basic decapitation attack. But its steps are arranged to maximize the effect: The defender ducks the moment the attacker winds up, well before the sword swings forward. In other words, before the aggressor directs weapon at foe, he or she must receive a cue in the form of a decisive defensive maneuver. Once that signal appears, the attacker can slice the air with gusto and an assurance of safety. The audience sees no hesitation, which bolsters the illusion of violence. Renkin further illustrates the point with an unarmed example. He calls over actor Scott Renzoni and directs Renzoni to pull his hair. An actor in several LNT productions and a stage combat student with the prestigious Shakespeare & Company of Lenox, Massachusetts, Renzoni doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss a beat in clapping his hand to Renkinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s head. The two stumble across the floor, Renkinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hands gripping Renzoniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s arm in an apparent effort to break his grip. In fact, exactly the opposite is happening: Renzoni is trying to let go, while Renkin is holding his hand fast. What the audience sees is two actors physically exerting themselves, their expressions communicating utter hatred. My head stings just watching them. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s how you sell a stage fight to an audience â&#x20AC;&#x201D; but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only part of the battle. The fight director is, above all, a member of a storytelling team. Fight scenes must serve the play by advancing the plot and developing character. According to Paul Ugalde, the unrivaled local â&#x20AC;&#x153;go toâ&#x20AC;? guy for fight direction, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got to be story-based, or all you have is weapons exchange.â&#x20AC;?


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The simplicity of the concept hits me like a truncheon: Stage combat is not a martial art. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really just acting according to choreographed moves. Renkin approached that clash as he does all stage combat scenes: with an eye to telling a fight story that makes sense, given casting choices and the playwrightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s intentions. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If you have two actors in a fight, and one guy is 7-foot-2 and built like a refrigerator, and the other guy is my size, but the script says my guy wins,â&#x20AC;? he says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;[my] job is to find a story where that happens.â&#x20AC;? The key, he adds, is understanding the results a fight should produce. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Why do they fight?â&#x20AC;? Renkin says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If we cut that direction from the play, what donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t we get to see?â&#x20AC;? For Bent, Renkinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s work on Romeo & Juliet really hit its mark. â&#x20AC;&#x153;He made everybody look good and feel confident and safe while they were doing it,â&#x20AC;? Bent says. Renkin and Ugalde would both consider that high praise, since safety is paramount in good fight choreography. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it safely, we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it,â&#x20AC;? Ugalde says. Bona fide fight moves arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just too dangerous for the stage; they can be too â&#x20AC;&#x153;realistic,â&#x20AC;? as well. Renkin recalls directing an actor who had trained as a boxer and was conditioned to use feints in fights. Such deception, Renkin points out, would most likely deceive the audience, too. Ugalde finds other good reasons to keep theatrical artifice in mind when fight directing. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Real fights would look like hell on stage,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be very quick and really messy.â&#x20AC;? Those fights might also include blows in what Ugalde calls â&#x20AC;&#x153;the headshot zone.â&#x20AC;? He never choreographs shots above the shoulder. Why not? â&#x20AC;&#x153;An actor with a dueling scar doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get a lot of jobs.â&#x20AC;? ďż˝

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Tale of Two Cities t’s hard to visit “Burlington and Winooski 19202020” without musing over what might have been. The major exhibit at the University of Vermont’s Fleming Museum gathers architectural drawings, historic photographs, beautifully executed maps and fairly technical master plans and models to “examine the EXHIBIT impact of urban renewal and historic preservation” on “Burlington and the twin cities. Urban renewal was a process in which Winooski 1920- neighborhoods and industrial areas deemed “blighted” 2020: The evoluwere often demolished to engineer a brighter future. tion of our built environment.” But it was a blunt instrument, as historic preservationFleming Museum, ists discovered later: “Renewed” communities often UVM, Burlington. felt cut adrift from any sense of place. Through June 24. Of course, humans are not alone in shaping the urban environment. An obscure photographer with an ARTWORK eye for dramatic events, H. Kurilchyk, published a “Good By Trolly famous postcard of the Champlain Mill looming over Car” (sic) by H. Kurilchyk, 1929 raging Winooski River rapids during the great flood of November 1927. Vermont’s diluvial misfortune had a PHOTO decisive effect on the look of Winooski. Woolen mills Courtesy of already in economic decline suffered damage; a 120UVM Special year-old wooden crib dam and nearby bridges were Collections, swept away. Numerous flood images in the Fleming Bailey-Howe Library exhibition illustrate that, although Burlington and Winooski share access to the river, it has most profoundly affected the Winooski side. The handiwork of two contemporary artists — architect John Anderson and photographer Dan Higgins — figures prominently in the show. In 1991 a new hydroelectric dam was built on the ruins of Winooski’s earlier wooden dam. Anderson’s 1980 drawing “Hydro-Electric Facility: Winooski Drawing No. 6” is a utopian study envisioning something very

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different from the compact and utilitarian dam that eventually emerged. His view is of a riverwalk playground. Couples float around in fantasy dinghies, a jazz band provides ambiance, and sweeping enclosures protect sightseers from the elements. Equally fanciful are Anderson’s 1979 drawings for the now-legendary Winooski “Golden Onion Dome” proposal. It was fleshed out in a 1980 dome symposium at St. Michael’s College that was attended by many luminaries, including futurist — and geodesic dome inventor — R. Buckminster Fuller. The Winooski narrative that unfolds in Higgins’ photography is a more cautionary tale. In the tradition of Paris photographer Eugene Atget, who was commissioned by French authorities to document quarters of the capital destined for demolition, Higgins recorded blocks in downtown Winooski that would be sacrificed on the altar of urban renewal before the advent of historic preservation. The dome bubble burst following the 1980 symposium, and several flattened downtown acres remained a sterile parking lot for two decades. Perhaps by 2020 the latest redevelopment will have erased Winooski’s original, federally sponsored debacle from memory. The allure of “out with the old, in with the new” is evident in the exhibition’s most ironic image. In a celebratory blaze at the corner of Burlington’s Main and St. Paul streets in 1929, the last trolley car of the Burlington Traction Company was torched before an enthusiastic crowd of several thousand onlookers. Like a witness to the lynching of public transportation, at a time when automobiles were rapidly modernizing Burlington’s streets, intrepid photographer H. Kurilchyk

was on hand. He created a postcard of the festive event entitled “Good By Trolly Car.” Some 60 years later, a visionary proposal was made to resurrect trolleys in Burlington. After study, it was scaled back to the size of the gasoline-powered faux cable car on College Street, euphemistically called “the trolley.” A more conventional shuttle bus usurped its route a few years later. The exhibition also includes models and master plans created in the design evolution of Church Street Marketplace and Burlington’s waterfront. The waterfront began to take shape in the 1980s; the city took an important step when it bought railroad rights to the land dating from the 19th century. The commercial development proposed at that time, called the Alden Plan, was a “Fanueil Hall-type project” with an upscale marina. Though more realistic than Winooski’s riverwalk dam and dome ideas, the plan didn’t pass muster with Burlington voters. As the original models show, however, some elements of the Alden Plan appear to be easing their way onto the waterfront after all. Conveniently sited around the galleries are iMacs with links to images on UVM’s Landscape Change Program database, providing additional context for the exhibition. The computers give easy access to images of the advent of Dutch Elm Disease and highway development, along with 80 years’ worth of aerial photography. That multimedia approach is well suited to the ephemeral character and hundred-year scope of this unique urban-planning exhibition. m Got a comment on this story or ideas for another one? Contact Marc Awodey at awodey@sevendaysvt.com.


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NANCY TAPLIN: A retrospective exhibition of paintings, Main Gallery; and ELINOR RANDALL: "Journey with Horses," prints, South Gallery. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Reception March 8, 5-7 p.m. Through April 22. JANE HORNER: "Redirections," wood, fiber and metal constructions. William Feick Arts Center, Green Mountain College, 2878000. Reception March 8, 4-6 p.m. Through March. MARIE LAPRE GRABON: "Jugglers and Dreamers," oil pastels and charcoal drawings. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 6351469. Reception March 8, 3 p.m. Through March 25. ‘RAISE A CUP FOR ART!’: This exhibit and auction of ceramic cups by nearly 50 area potters is a fundraiser for the Center's educational programs; also on view are "kitchen art" paintings and photographs by nine local artists, as well as aprons. Shelburne Art Center, 985-3648. Reception and cup auction March 8, 5:30-8:30 p.m., with live music by Lowell Thompson. Through April 14. LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: Collagraphs. Print Studio 250, Burlington, 865-7166. Reception March 9, 5-8 p.m. Through March. JAMES JOHNSON & CHRISTINE SHANK: "Inside/Insight," photographic works (re)visioning interior scenes. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Reception March 9, 5 p.m. Artist talk March 10, 2 p.m. Through April 14.

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THREE’S COMPANY Burlington’s Daily Planet is showing a lively trio of artists this month. In the bar are seven dramatic abstract landscapes by veteran Vermont artist Margot Hobbs — her 48-by-36-inch “Aurora Vision” is pictured. Popular landscape photographer Jeff Schniederman is showing in the dining room, and Susan C. Benedict’s mixed-media works “exploring the feminine archetype” are in the greenhouse. It’s a strong show all around.

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TALKS/ EVENTS NOONTIME ART LECTURE: Anthropology prof Rob Gordon gives a talk entitled "The Rise of Adventure Tourism" in conjunction with a current exhibit. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6560750. March 7, 12:15 p.m. GALLERY TALK: Studio art prof John Huddleston discusses the current exhibition of photographs, "Robert Adams: Turning Back." Christian A. Johnson Gallery, Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. March 8, 4:30 p.m. ARTIST TALK: Elinor Randall discusses the works in her new exhibit, "Journey with Horses." T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. March 14, 7 p.m.

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and engineering drawings, models and film that examines the impact of urban renewal and historic preservation on the two cities, through June 24; and AMBREEN BUTT: "I Need a Hero," an installation by the contemporary artist that responds to a recent human rights case in Pakistan and employs the medium of Indian miniature painting, through June 24; and 'TOURISM: CURIOUS CONQUESTS AND UNLIKELY TROPHIES,' a collection of souvenirs from exotic locales from the permanent collection, curated by UVM's museum anthropology class, Wilbur Room, through June 10. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. ANTHONY RUSSO: "Designer Logo," fashions. Includes a silent auction on all clothing and ticketed event for runway show; benefits Vermont CARES. Studio STK, 12 North St., Burlington, 657-3333. Through March 24. ‘FIRST 50’: Fifty artists selected by lottery at the February Burlington Artist Meet-up show their works in a revival of a former Firehouse concept. Kasini House, 64 North Street, Burlington, 264-4839. Through March 10. REID CROSBY: New paintings. 1/2 Lounge, Burlington, 865-0012. Through March 15. COLLEEN MURPHY: "Portals: An Exploration of Doors," mixedmedia artworks. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Through March 8. JODY STAHLMAN: New paintings. Blue Cat Café and Wine Bar, Burlington, 563-2126. Through March.

BRUCE GILBERT-SMITH: "Voluptuous Flowers and Evocative Landscapes," photographs reflecting the countrysides of Scotland and Vermont. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 899-3211. Through March 25. NEIL CALLAHAN: "Rock 'n' Roll Retrospective," photographs of prominent musicians. Starbucks, Williston, 238-1835. Through March. ROBERT WALDO BRUNELLE JR.: "Candy Apples," recent paintings. Sneakers Bistro, Winooski, brunelles3@aol.com. Through March 30. MICHAEL SMITH, AXEL STOHLBERG AND ETHAN AZARIAN: "Buyer's Market," paintings and mixed-media works. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through March. DOROTHY MARTINEZ: "Moments of Peace," paintings. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through March. RAY BROWN: Abstract oil landscapes; and ROB BOOZE: Neo-pop collages; and GALEN CHENEY: Abstract oil paintings; and FRANK WOODS: "Hieroglyphic Echos," paintings. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through April. AARTISTIC ART SHOW: Body artists Tyre, Lila, Will and Doug show their work. Aartistic Inc., Winooski, 3389009. Through March 10. ‘STORIES OF OUR SELVES: JOURNEYS AND REFLECTIONS OF INTRO TO BOOK ARTS’: Student work. Third Floor Gallery, CCV Burlington, 652-2081. Through April 6. BRIAN O’NEILL: New abstract and figurative paintings. Art Space 150

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:: champlain valley AHMED DJELILATE: Oil paintings by the French-Algerian artist. Starry Night Café, Ferrisburgh, 310-1570. Through March. SHAWN & THERESA GULLA: Custom metal wall sculptures; and ANDY DUBACK: Large-scale color photographs from the artist's "On the Way to IKEA" series. Bar Antidote, Vergennes, 865-7166. Through May 1. FRAN BULL: Paintings, drawings and prints by the gallery director from the 1980s to the present. Gallery in-the-Field, Brandon. Through March. ‘IMAGES OF VERMONT’: Works by members of the Guild that depict the season, including paintings, sculpture, jewelry, fabric art and hand-painted furniture. Brandon Artists Guild, 247-5343. Through April.

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Montpelier, 223-4300. March 8 April 8. BARRE STUDENT-ARTISTS: Students from the Barre City Elementary and Middle schools show their work in store windows around downtown. Barre, 4760267. Through March. LINDA MANEY: "Meditate on the Abstract," watercolors and mixed media. The Green Bean Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Through March. ‘SPRING FEVER’: A group exhibit of artworks with a flowers and springtime theme. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 295-8008. Through April 28. SUSAN JARVIS: "Theories: Love, War, Family," oil paintings on panel. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 4681266. Through March 30. DORIAN MCGOWAN: "Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg Carton?" original art. The Back Wall at The Restore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Through March.

nity art projects created over the last 25 years, illustrated through photography, text and media. Spotlight Gallery, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-3292. Through March 30. ‘BODIES IN INK’: A group of member artists shows original, handpulled prints with the human form as subject matter. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901. Through March. ARTHUR & JOHN WILLIAMS: "Father and Son: Two Points of View," oil paintings and photographs, respectively. Governor's Office, 5th Floor Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through March 29. STEPHEN BAUMBACH: "My Vermont," photographs. Tunbridge Public Library, 617510-7459. Through March 9. ‘FUNCTIONAL FORMS FOR THE HOME’: Furniture and functional sculpture by Nina Gaby, Tabbatha Henry, David Hurwitz, Robert Hitzig and Mary Jo Krolewski. The

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ANNALISA PARENT: Color and black-and-white photographs showcasing the aesthetic and environmental virtues of hanging clothes out to dry. Landgon Street Café, Montpelier, photo grapher@parentstudios.com. Through March 18. AXEL STOHLBERG: "Assemblages," boxes in mixed media. Vermont Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through March 30. PRIA CAMBIO: "Fantasy Fest," paintings and drawings inspired by the Halloween celebrations of Key West, in conjunction with Mardi Gras. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through March 12. MAGGIE SHERMAN: Eight commu-

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GIOVANNA CECCHETTI: "Shifting Frequencies: Recent Work," oil and acrylic paintings exploring the boundaries of consciousness and energy. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943. Through April 28. ‘THE CANASTA PRESS’: Prints, drawings and paintings by four artists who have played cards together for years and now print together: Mickey Myers, Louise von Weise, Marcie Vallette and Isabeth B. Hardy. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson, 635-1700. Through April 5. ‘BEHIND CLOSED DOORS: SNOWSCAPES’: Winter landscape paintings by invited gallery artists. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through March. ‘FINE TOON: THE ART OF VERMONT CARTOONISTS’: Paintings, single-panel drawings, drafts from graphic novels or film, and political visual commentary by 13 past or present Vermonters, including Ed Koren, James Kochalka, Frank Miller, Alison Bechdel and others, plus a special historical exhibit of locals Alice Blodgett, Alex Nimick, Ralph Heath and Stanley Lyndes. Also, WINSLOW MYERS & SAM THURSTON: Paintings and sculptures, East Gallery. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through March.

:: southern DON HAYNES: "A Caribbean Vacation in Quechee," new acrylic paintings in tropical colors, as well as soapstone sculptures and jewelry. Pegasus Gallery, Quechee, 296-7693. Through March 11. VERMONT ARTISTS GROUP SHOW: More than a dozen artists exhibit painting, pottery, sculpture, jewelry, photography and more. The Route 58 Shop & Gallery, Lowell, 744-6244. Through March.

:: regional MAURICE DENIS: "Earthly Paradise," a retrospective of paintings, decorative ensembles, graphic works and photographs by the French painter (1870-1943), whose work is imbued with poetic symbolism, through May 20; and 'ONCE UPON A TIME WALT DISNEY': More than 300 illustrated European publications that inspired the creations of Disney Studios, March 8 - June 24. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, U.S. tickets: 1-800-678-5440. $15/7.50. HERMINE FORD & JOHN NEWMAN: "Two Mediums, One World," paintings and sculptures, respectively, by the prominent New York City artists. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, Myers Fine Arts Building, 518-564-2474. Through April 7. ‘THIN ICE: INUIT TRADITIONS WITHIN A CHANGING ENVIRONMENT’: The first comprehensive exhibition of the college's Arctic collections features Inuit art and artifacts and conveys the culture's connection to nature, through May 13; and 'FROM DISCOVERY TO DARTMOUTH: THE ASSYRIAN RELIEFS,' an installation about the ancient Iraqi reliefs and other Near Eastern works from the permanent collection, through March 11. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. �

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“Wii Play” Wii $49.99 (including Wii controller) E for Everyone Web-game castoffs. “Pose Mii” and “Find Mii,” which use bobblehead cartoon avatars players create for themselves, are actually as fun as they are weird. Whether or not you consider “Wii Play” a gimmick to sell controllers or a perfect set of party games, Nintendo’s strategy seems to be working. With close to 5 million Wiis shipped globally and a maddening shortage of units in the stores, gamers can’t seem to get enough of the Wii. As much as Sony and Microsoft had hoped to push the base price of the home game system up, Nintendo has shown that $250 remains the more popular figure. This might seem like dull boardroom banter. But under– standing a little about the business of games can help to explain what’s going on in the industry. You can sit and wonder why Nintendo would release another collection of OK, casual games rather than worrying

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ust days after former Vice President Al Gore received an Academy Award for his global-warming documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, the United States Supreme Court handed Mr. Gore a stunning reversal, stripping him of his Oscar and awarding it to President George W. Bush instead. For Mr. Gore, who basked in the adulation of his Hollywood audience Sunday night, the high court’s decision to give his Oscar to President Bush was a cruel twist of fate, to say the least. But in a 5-4 decision handed down Tuesday morning, the justices made it clear that they had taken the unprecedented step of stripping Mr. Gore of his Oscar because President Bush deserved it more. “It is true that Al Gore has done a lot of talking about global warming,” wrote Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for the majority. “But President Bush has actually helped create global warming.” In another setback for the former vice president, a group of scientists meeting in Oslo, Norway, today said that Mr. Gore was growing at an unsustainable rate.

“The polar ice caps may be shrinking, but Al Gore is clearly expanding,” said Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke of the University of Tokyo. The scientists concluded that if Mr. Gore continues to expand at his current rate, he could cause the earth to spin off its axis by 2010, sending it hurtling into the sun. “Here’s an inconvenient truth,” Dr. Kyosuke added. “Al’s got to stay away from those carbs.”

It is true that Al Gore has done a lot of talking about global warming. ANTONIN SCALIA Elsewhere, after foreigners received a record number of Academy Award nominations, CNN anchor Lou Dobbs proposed building a 12-foot high fence around the Kodak Theater.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Dear Rob: As

an experiment, I’ve been trying to soften myself — to see what it’s like to stand in a room and not always take the lead, not assume that no one else knows what they’re doing except me. It’s had an interesting effect so far: People seem more eager to play nice and offer me their good energy. But I don’t know if I’m willing to give up my take-charge instincts for much longer. Do I have to resign myself to either being strong or being loved? — Assertive Aries.” Dear Assertive: Could you add a little more love to your takecharge ferocity? And be more softly aggressive? And be openhearted in your assertiveness?

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): I’m betting on the imminent arrival of at least two of the following climaxes: (1) You’ll culminate a task or goal you’ve been working on for months. (2) You’ll remember an important intention you’d forgotten for a long time. (3) You’ll graduate from a crash course you’ve been taking since October 2006. (4) You’ll be reunited with a lost sheep or forsaken dream that’s ready for another chance.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): If given three wishes by a fairy godmother, as in the heroes of old fairy tales, you probably wouldn’t ask for the ability to fly or the power to turn invisible or the gift of a golden carriage pulled by eight white horses crowned with white ostrich feathers. But what would you choose? Something like “I wish I could solve my relationship problems”? Or maybe “I wish I could find my direction in life,” or “I wish I had enough money to do the things I love to do”? This is an excellent time to get clear about your three wishes, Gemini. If you do, I can almost guarantee that at least one of them will come closer to fulfillment in the coming weeks.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): When Emperor Joseph II heard Mozart’s opera Abduction from the Seraglio in 1782, he remarked, “Too many notes, my dear Mozart, too many notes!” Sound

familiar? I suspect you are exuding so much complex beauty and mysterious intelligence that, like Mozart, you may elicit responses akin to the emperor’s. Don’t take it personally. Though it is possible you’ll get a bit excessive, what’s more likely is that you’ll be as deep and rich and concentrated and emotive and vivid as you need to be in order to express what’s true for you right now. Will that make some people feel nervous or overwhelmed? Probably.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The time is ripe to

sign a new contract with yourself. Put it all in writing — I mean the promises you want to make to your future self. Describe the ideals you intend to live up to, the freedoms you want to fight for, and the changes you want to make in the world around you. There’s no need to sign it in ink made from your blood, but I do suggest that you dab some of your sweat and tears on the document.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): While riding my bike along a route I’ve often traveled, I spied an unexpected sight: Standing amidst a twist of vines was a red signpost that said “Cherry Blossom Lane.” How could I not have seen that before? I pedaled over and found the beginning of a narrow road that had previously escaped me as well. I felt like I was in one of those dreams where you discover a hidden magic room in the attic of a familiar house. My heart filled with an irrational, child-like anticipation of imminent delight. I pedaled up a steep incline, disappointed to see there were no cherry trees in bloom. But as I reached the end of a cul-desac, I spotted a glint of gold in the mud. It was a statue of Jesus and Buddha holding hands, and there was a $20 bill taped to the bottom. Everything I just described is a metaphor for what I predict you’ll soon experience.

LIbRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Franklin D. Roosevelt was elected President of the United States four times, but he never won a majority of the votes in his home county of Duchess in

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New York. There is something comparable going on in your personal sphere, Libra: You’re getting more appreciation from outside your circle than you are from inside. Is there anything you can do about it? I think so. You now have the power to raise your standing among those in your immediate environment. Give them a vivid demonstration of what you’re really worth.

and in your roles as friend, parent, community member, and all-around ethical person. Be stubborn in your insistence that we humans are capable of more and better, and prod others into being their best and most beautiful selves. If they refuse, end your relationship with them, but keep wishing them well.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Sports

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I foresee a

time when women’s earnings will match men’s and when women will compose half of every governmental body instead of a measly ten percent. I predict an awakening that will help men understand that the global conspiracy to cripple and demean female power damages them as much as it does women. Until the coming of that happy day, I recommend that you celebrate International Women’s Day every day — and especially during the next three weeks. Your health, wealth, sex appeal, and wisdom will flourish in direct proportion to your efforts to give female intelligence more room to be expressed.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In his poem “Treasure Island,” Keith Althaus describes this scenario: “the tireless lighthouse flashes its ambiguous message: equal parts safety and danger.” What’s the equivalent of that in your life, Sagittarius? Is there a person, situation or symbolic thing that is both warning you of a potential problem and telling you how to find sanctuary in a specific solution? Whatever it is, deepen your relationship with it so you’ll be finely attuned to the guidance it’s offering.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): [Editor’s

note: This week’s horoscope was written by one of my readers, Artstar. It’s entitled “How to Be a Capricorn.”] Be a workaholic as you build a beautiful life for yourself and those you care about most. Love as hard as you work; be a loveaholic. In fact, be doggedly devoted to becoming the best you can be in every way — not just in your career but also in your marriage

franchises sell the naming rights to their stadiums. Baseball’s San Francisco Giants play at AT&T Park, for instance. Then there are the parents who’ve sold the naming rights to their unborn children on eBay. Inspired by these precedents, I’m thinking about selling the naming rights to the astrological signs. Instead of just “Aquarius,” I could maybe convince Nike to invest in calling it “Nike’s Aquarius.” Better yet, maybe I could hawk the rights (at a lower rate, of course) to organizations whose cultural influence I actually respect: Burning Man’s Aquarius or Greenpeace’s Aquarius. Given your current astrological omens, you should entertain an idea like this. Maybe you could add a corporate sponsor as your new middle name or as the name of your blog or your pet or your genitals. Consider it, Aquarius. It’s the perfect time to think outside the box in regard to bringing more money into your life.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Molecular

scientist Robert Bohannon knows a way to cram even more obscene gratification into a doughnut. He has discovered the secret to infusing pastries with a non-bitter version of caffeine. If bakers adopt his innovation, a doughnut would not only be able to have its usual sugary kick, but could also deliver the punch of two cups of coffee. Judging from the current astrological omens, Pisces, I’d say you’ll soon be able to find a healthy metaphorical equivalent to this pathological marvel for your own use. In other words, you’ll intensify your enjoyment of an already fine pleasure.

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DEAD END Downey and Gyllenhaal play journalists sucked into a mystery they can’t solve.

on’t listen to anyone who tells you that David Fincher’s new movie is too long or that its ending will leave you unsatisfied. Lots of the film’s early notices read like reviews of a restaurant where the service was slow and the waitstaff never got around to bringing dessert. Zodiac, to the contrary, is a masterfully made anti-procedural that’s fascinating from start to finish. The absence of resolution, of traditional narrative closure, is the whole point here. The serial killer who terrorized the San Francisco Bay area for several years beginning in the late 1960s, and who referred to himself in letters he sent to the press as the Zodiac, was

never caught. The filmmaker who gave us The Game, Seven and Fight Club has undertaken a mystery of the most unconventional kind. Rather than watching as clues are assembled and a solution is found, we look on as four men assemble clues and find only that their lives and careers are destroyed to varying degrees by their obsession with the case. The film is a sort of forensic All the President’s Men. Robert Downey and Jake Gyllenhaal play San Francisco Chronicle coworkers. As Paul Avery, Downey covers the paper’s crime beat and struggles with addictions to drugs and alcohol. (How’s that for savvy casting? And it’s not even the picture’s savviest.) Gyllenhaal’s the daily’s cartoonist, Robert Graysmith, a former Eagle Scout who finds himself inexplicably compelled to unravel the riddle. The script is based on the two bestsellers he went on to write. Soon after two teenagers on a date are shot in 1968, newspapers including the Chronicle started receiving taunting letters containing cryptic encoded messages. The killer demanded the papers publish his communiqués and they complied, making him one of the most famous and feared figures in the country. More killings followed, along with more letters and

thousands of leads that seemed to go nowhere. On the law enforcement side of things, police were as baffled as were reporters. Their investigations led to similar dead ends. Anthony Edwards and Mark Ruffalo portray homicide detectives William Armstrong and Dave Toschi. The former ultimately left the force in large part due to frustrations with the Zodiac case. The latter stuck it out as the investigation dragged on for decades, long after the murders had stopped. At one point, the killer had authorities so turned around that Toschi himself even came under suspicion for having penned one of the madman’s missives. All the key players do finely tuned, immensely watchable work. Fincher employs a newly subdued approach that eschews flashiness in favor of character study and information flow. It’s a truly audacious experiment, and he pulls it off with mood and suspense to spare. He also comes as close to solving the mystery as anyone ever has, having unearthed new clues in the course of his preparations. He’s the perfect director to tell the story of these obsessed men. As it turns out, he’s one of them. As for that savviest bit of casting: Think of the sweetest, least threatening male movie role in the last couple of decades and you might recall the cherubic face of John Carroll Lynch, who played Frances McDormand’s stamp-designing husband in Fargo. The director picked him to play the late Arthur Leigh Allen, the man experts consider the suspect most likely to have been the Zodiac. Great choice. Chilling performance. A dead ringer for Allen, he looks like the last person who’d commit these crimes. Which, if he did, may be why he got away with murder. RICK KISONAK

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h, the thrill of the open road. The wind in your hair. The smell of asphalt. And the paunchy, aging babyboomers zipping past on Harleys, sporting black leather duds in a desperate attempt to recapture their youth. But wait a minute. These aren’t just any mid-lifecrisis casualties. They’re Stars with a capital S — Oscar-nominated John Travolta and William H. Macy, 1990s sitcom gods Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence — and they’re here to draw big paychecks in a dumb but amiable comedy that mocks male insecurities. (For a dose of estrogen, i.e., a love interest, actual Oscar winner Marisa Tomei is also in the mix.) The film opens with a shot of the four “Wild Hogs” seated high on their rigs, roaring through a peaceful Cincinnati suburb. No, they’re not going to terrorize the squares who live here — they are the squares. The gang logo on the back of their jackets was stitched by one of their wives. They ride their bikes in parades featuring majorettes, and talk spas and investments with the bartender at their favorite “biker joint.” In short, as Woody (Travolta), the testiest Hog, complains, “We’re more like wild lambs.” He’s the one who comes up with the idea: If the Hogs take their hogs on the open road, heading for the Pacific, maybe they can reclaim the daredevil thrill of youth. The road trip will be “St. Elmo’s Fire. The Wild Bunch. Deliverance!” Woody enthuses, making his friends gulp and exchange glances.

“Deliverance?” Hogging out is one thing, but nobody wants to squeal like a pig. Yuppie prudence struggles with biker bravado in this foursome, and their predictable losses of nerve fuel the movie’s comedy. Each man has his personal demons to tackle. Doug (Allen) is a dull dentist whose son forsakes him to play ball with the “cool” dad down the street. Bobby (Lawrence) has a job cleaning people’s toilets and a wife who barks at him like a drill sergeant. Dudley (Macy) is a geek who’s scared to even talk to a woman. And Woody has it all — fat investment portfolio, supermodel wife — but is on the verge of losing it. While it’s hard to fathom how these mismatched guys became best friends, they offer a predictable recipe for a buddy comedy. When the Hogs reach New Mexico and run afoul of a gang of “real” bikers, all the ingredients are in place. As the head of the Del Fuegos, Ray Liotta pretty much reprises his 1986 breakthrough role in Jonathan Demme’s Something Wild: a badass who scares the crap out of yuppies trying to walk on the wild side. All that’s changed is his paunch. The movie’s gags are nothing new. Macy takes regular falls from his bike that start out unfunny and get tedious. Tired gay innuendos abound, as the Hogs are mistaken for a male-bonding session of the Brokeback Mountain variety. But the script by Brad Copeland, who’s written for above-average sitcoms such as

“Arrested Development,” includes a few decent lines. They’re best delivered by Macy, who’s deliciously weird talking about his “poop bag” — no polluting the wilderness for him — or warning a dance partner, “The music moves me, but it moves me ugly.” The movie is structured like a sitcom episode — everybody gets life lessons, with serious music to underline the moment. Peter Fonda shows up to supply the obligatory allusion to Easy Rider, and it’s hard to fault the movie’s carpe-diem-but-live-and-let-live message. But wild? No way. MARGOT HARRISON


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incorruptibility — in short, perfectly tempered to deal with the occasional hot-headed chef. This inspection may be “staged,” but Burns won’t go easy on the Sheraton, which can turn out up to 3000 meals a day. Flashlight in hand, he heads right for the “line,” where all the high-stress cooking happens. A handful of French fries lies on the floor, presumably from today’s lunch. But Burns is more interested in what lies behind the shiny stainless counters and well-seasoned grills. He illuminates the greasy darkness in search of animal signs — “the type of thing that might be an indication of a bigger problem” — and uses one of four different thermometers to probe the guacamole, sour cream and dressings in the sandwich refrigerator. So far, so cool. Sous-chef Ed LaDue accompanies Burns as he makes the rounds; ultimately, he’ll have to sign the inspector’s report. La-

had a “ServSafe” course — a daylong seminar on proper food handling offered by the National Restaurant Association. LaDue has, so the inspector spares him a five-question quiz. Burns teaches a cheaper version of the same course through the Vermont Department of Health. And he’s particularly qualified to stand at the front of the classroom. Burns earned a degree in public health at the University of Denver while he was serving in the Air Force. Courses in entomology, parasitology, bacteriology, anatomy, physiology, water sanitation, sewage disposal and industrial hygiene prepared him to inspect military barracks and mess halls. “In the service they used to call us preventative-medicine specialists,” Burns explains. “The whole idea there was we were keeping people from being sick.” Burns has also spent time on the other end of the spatula. After the Air Force, he worked for a while at Al’s French Frys — no relation — and later opened a seasonal snack bar between

A healthy tension has always existed between food producers and the “state.” The regulatory relationship dates back to at least 1202, when King John of England outlawed the adulteration of bread. The U.S. colonies had some food-related statutes, too, but it wasn’t until 1906 that Congress passed the original Meat Inspection and Food and Drug acts. That occurred in the wake of Upton Sinclair’s slaughterhouse exposé The Jungle. Public outcry over the novel helped create a confluence of public-health concerns that overpowered the forces of commerce and competition. The Jungle makes a compelling case for government oversight, reminding readers that tainted food can be as dangerous as faulty firearms or bad medicine. Burns makes that case, too, though he knows food vendors and restaurateurs aren’t exactly overjoyed to see him show up wearing his green Department of Health cap and a fanny pack full of thermometers. “We’re not trying to put people out of busi-

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Due is right there when Burns pulls a dirty drip tray from under one of the grills. Ditto for the caulking compound detaching from one of the overhead ventilation hoods. “That’s going to fall into somebody’s soup,” Burns says, indicating the long strips of brown rubber hanging precariously above, “and I’ll be back out inspecting.” He makes a note on a one-sheet form attached to his clipboard. The dishwashing area gets similar scrutiny. Burns sends a different thermometer — “at dish level” — through the machine to make sure the water is hot enough: It’s supposed to be at least 170 degrees. First time through, the dial reads 115. On the second pass, it reaches the requisite 171.3, and Burns moves on to a floor-to-ceiling shelf used for storing silverware. There are utensils on flat racks, in plastic tubs and standing on end in containers. But within their segregated areas — knives, spoons, forks — they’re all mixed up, facing opposite directions. Burns explains the problem: “Nobody can handle them without touching the eating surface.” That’s another mark on the clipboard. Burns asks LaDue if he’s

Barton and Orleans. The B ’n’ W is still operational. In short, Burns has been around long enough to understand how bugs like staphylococcus and legionella — the source of Legionnaires’ disease— get into the food supply, and he has some theories about the recent spike in nationwide food-contamination cases. Increasingly virulent bacteria, for one. In a lighthearted reference to the latest salmonella outbreak, Burns jokes with Banquet Manager Jim Karpinski. “You have any Peter Pan peanut butter?” “I don’t know. I could check,” Karpinski offers earnestly, mistaking the inspector’s sense of humor for regulatory rigor. “Have you checked?” Burns presses, sounding more serious now. “What kind of peanut butter do we have?” Karpinski asks LaDue nervously. “I don’t think it’s Peter Pan.” “Skippy,” LaDue replies. “Are we safe with Skippy?” Karpinski asks Burns. “For right now, as far as I know, you are. Maybe tomorrow it will be another story.”

ness; we’re trying to make them have safe food for the public,” he explains. “By the same token, we’re protecting the restaurant, too, in a way, if you stop to think about it. When it comes down to liability, if they make someone sick, they’re the one who’s going to get zapped.” The FDA began administering food-service “sanitation programs” in 1969 — the same year Burns started working for the health department as a restaurant inspector. While he was “in the field,” covering the Northeast Kingdom, Burns busted one restaurant that had a dirty plywood cutting board on the floor. In Lyndonville, he saw rats. When the town closed a dump on one side of the burg and opened a landfill on the other, “The rodents all went through town,” he recalls. “They were in the restaurants and everywhere.” Burns also went to two Grateful Dead concerts and one Phish show. In a professional capacity, of course. “We had to license all the booths and inspect them all . . . We make them have hand-wash facilities on board,” he says. >> 0 B


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Laying hens have a pretty raw deal at factory farms. Often confined to tiny cages, the birds spend their entire lives unable to spread their wings. On February 15, two members of the Vermont House, Carol Hosford (D-Waitsfield) and Jim Masland (D-Thetford), introduced H.311 to try to alleviate the birds’ suffering. Citing Ben & Jerry’s recent decision to use only cage-free eggs, and work by students at UVM and Middlebury urging the same on their respective campuses, the bill proposes state agencies make it official. The law would also require that all Vermont hens be afforded enough space to “extend fully both wings without touching the sides of the living space or other birds.”

from “Cranberry-Almond Granola” to “Localvore Indian Vegetable Stew.” True to public radio form, each recipe is accompanied by an anecdote in which the author explains the recipe’s history and why he or she thought it ought to be shared. Cheryl Willoughby, who hosts VPR Classical’s morning program, says this of her pumpkin soup: “Like any true Taurus, I have a deep, undoubtedly over-developed appreciation for creature comforts . . .” The accompanying recipe looks comforting indeed. It blends pumpkin with butter, leeks, broth, green apple, spices, heavy cream and sour cream. The prize for weirdest recipe title goes to Mitch Wertlieb, local host of “Morning Edition.” He calls his offering “Grendel’s guilty-gobbling ginger bears.” Why such a complex title for simple spice cookies? Last Christmas the Wertliebs’ black Lab mix, Grendel, scarfed a whole bunch of them and “then looked really guilty about it,” Wertlieb writes. The station doesn’t have a test kitchen, but Hollenberger can vouch for the recipes she’s tried. Long-time volunteer Barrett Grimm’s curried lentil stew was a winner, as was Jody Evans’ cranberryalmond granola, which the station manager gave away for Christmas. Executive assistant Jean Stilley’s peach soup wowed Hollenberger’s 10-yearold son, who said it was “like eating dessert for dinner.”

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Masland’s not sure the House Agriculture Committee will even look at the “chicken bill,” as he calls it. “This year we’ve had a super-flood of bills,” he points out. Of the 511 measures that have been introduced during this session, “maybe 100 will be given serious consideration,” he says. But he holds out hope there may still be some interest. “Eggs are good, but we don’t need to do that nasty stuff to get them,” he suggests. Committee Chair David Zuckerman (PBurlington) is also uncertain about the prospects for the proposed poultry legislation. Some committee members would like to pursue it, he says, while others sees it “as more of a ‘feel-good’ bill.” The committee is currently focused on “agricultural viability issues” such as slaughterhouse capacity, he says. Ag isn’t the only place where food-related legislation is in the works. Rep. Thomas Koch (R-Barre) introduced H.477, which “proposed to require chain restaurants to post nutritional information for all food sold.” On the Senate side, Kevin J. Mullin (R-Rutland) wants to emulate New York City — he sponsored S.130, which would “ban the use of artificial trans fat at food service establishments in Vermont beginning July 1, 2007.” Not all of the proposals are bans or restrictions. S.120 would legalize wine tasting at farmers’ markets, and H.20 would allow for the creation of two special Vermont license plates — one to promote skiing and the other, maple syrup.

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If you think Vermont Public Radio is all about classical music, news and pledge drives, think again — the station is way into food, too. “We’re lucky around here,” the VPR Cooks webpage (www. vpr.net) trumpets. “Quite a few VPR staffers are terrific cooks.” That goes for listeners, too. “VPR listeners love to cook and love good food,” says producer Leah Hollenberger, who notes that during pledge drives, volunteers often talk food. Sharing recipes is also “a great way for listeners to get to know VPR staffers.” The page is a repository for almost 50 recipes, which were originally published in “Preview,” the e-newsletter the station sends out to 11,000 subscribers each week. Offerings run the gamut

It’s been a South Burlington institution since 1955, but on March 31, 2007, the Parkway Diner will be closing its doors . . . temporarily. George and Christine Alvanos, who have been leasing the diner for the past decade, are moving on to their new business, the Pine Street Deli, formerly Red Roberts. Although the Alvanoses declined to speak with Seven Days about the move, a diner-focused website, www.theamericanroadside. com, reported that the couple wanted to purchase the building or extend their lease but “were rebuffed.” George Hatgen, who owns the building and ran the diner himself for 20 years, confirmed that his son, Peter Hatgen, will “take over on the first of April.” George explained that the diner will be closed for about a month for cleaning, painting and repairs. “I used to take a lot of time to keep it clean,” he said. “Now it needs a lot of work.” He hopes to be on hand to help his son, and says the business name, menu and “people” will remain the same.

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The Sheraton has two hand sinks in the kitchen. Burns uses them both during the course of his inspection. He scrubs like a surgeon, lathering for at least 20 seconds. “It’s a long time, but that’s what’s in our regs,” says Burns, noting that the industry standard for food-service workers is more rigorous than that for hospital personnel. “I think it was ‘60 Minutes’ that reported 62 percent of people in America don’t wash their hands after they go to the bathroom,” Burns says. “My point is that, of the other 38 percent, only about 10 percent wash them effectively.” Burns has multiple motives for the personal hygiene demo. He knows it’s one of the single biggest preventable threats to food safety, and points out that another batch of cantaloupe was recalled last week as a result of bacteria from poopy hands. “I want the kitchen staff to see that I do wash my hands — that’s number one. And number two, I want to check the temperature of the water . . . If it ain’t where it should be, they’re going to hear about it.” Burns later discovers there’s no hot water in the employee men’s room. What else is the Sheraton going to hear about after two hours of checking walk-ins, trash compactors, pantries, sewer pipes and pans of potatoes? The protective gloves the cooks are wearing should be plastic or vinyl, not the latex variety they have currently. Enough people are allergic, Burns says, that in 2003 the FDA started advising against using latex gloves. The metal device lying on top of the ice machine, a “notorious” source of bacteria, should be suspended, handle up, on — but not touching — the adjacent wall. In the baking area, Burns observes that the kitchen’s only microwave, which is used to heat up desserts, is spattered inside. And there’s a little spooge underneath the housing on one of the Kitchenaid mixers. The Sheraton’s final grade: 89 — four points higher than the previous score. The general manager is disappointed. “Our personal goal here is always 90 or better,” says Robert Burnetti. Burns reassures him, “You ain’t off very much.” The Sheraton higher-ups receive the information in the educational spirit in which it was intended. LaDue volunteers, “It’s good for me — from a professional standpoint — to have this, to have somebody who goes through to inspect every little detail.” But not every restaurateur is so agreeable. Burns says some get so angry they refuse to sign

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critical items •The food is in good condition, unadulterated and safe for human consumption. •Potentially hazardous food is stored, prepared, displayed, served and transported according to specified time and temperature requirements. •Cross-contamination is prevented. •Unwrapped, potentially hazardous food has not been (is not?) returned or reused. •Personnel with infections or communicable diseases are restricted from handling food or excluded from work. •Personnel wash hands and use good hygienic practices, including removing jewelry and trimming nails. •Food equipment and utensils are properly sanitized. •Hot and cold water is from a safe and approved source. •Sewage and waste disposal is approved and satisfactory. •Plumbing is installed to prevent back siphonage or backflow. There is no direct connection between sewage and the drains involved in food preparation, or equipment and utensil washing. •Adequate, convenient and properly maintained toilet and handwashing facilities are available. •Insects, rodents and other animals are kept out of the restaurant by screens or self-closing doors. •Necessary toxic items are properly stored, separated, labeled and used.

NON-critical items •Premises are well maintained and free of unnecessary items. •Living and sleeping quarters and unrelated activities are separate from food preparation areas. •Clean and soiled linens are properly stored and cleaned. •The food is properly stored and if required, a consumer advisory is posted. •Proper equipment is used to maintain product temperature, thermometers are available, accurate and within view. •Hazardous food is thawed properly. •Food is protected during storage, preparation, display, service and transportation. •Gloves or utensils are used to minimize handling of food and ice. •Food and ice dispensing utensils and equipment are properly cleaned and stored. •Personnel wear clean clothing, uniforms, aprons and hair restraints. •Food contact surfaces are properly designed, constructed, cleaned and maintained. •Non-food contact surfaces are properly designed, constructed, cleaned and maintained. •Dishwashing facilities are properly designed, constructed, maintained, installed and located. •Accurate thermometers, chemical test kits and pressure gauges are provided. •Single service articles are properly stored, dispensed and handled. •Single service items are not re-used. •Dishes are pre-flushed, scraped and soaked. •Wash and rinse water is clean and at the proper temperature. •Wiping cloths are clean, stored in sanitizing solution and used properly. •Food contact surfaces of equipment and utensils are clean. •Non-food contact surfaces of equipment and utensils are clean and free of contaminants. •Clean equipment and utensils are properly stored and handled. •Plumbing fixtures are properly installed, constructed and maintained. •Restrooms are clean, properly maintained, with self-closing doors and hand wash soap and towels or air dryers provided. •Rubbish containers are covered, properly located and clean. •Outside garbage disposal areas are enclosed and clean. •Floors are properly constructed, in good repair, and clean. •Walls and ceilings are properly constructed, in good repair, and clean. •Adequate lighting with proper shielding is provided. •Proper ventilation exists. •Dressing rooms are provided and clean.


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the form. “They look at us as a policeman rather than a person to help them,” he laments. “We try really hard to work with them all the time, to get things done peaceably.” Language problems come up occasionally — especially at Chinese restaurants, which are among the lowest-scoring eateries in Vermont. When the proprietors can’t understand him, “I go around and point at things,” Burns says. In one case, a complaint came in alleging that one of the cooks was bleeding all over the work table. “I inspected him, and he did have a cut on his arm; I could see that it had been dripping,” Burns recalls. “I actually pulled a glove out, showed it to him, and told him to put it on.” Band-Aids? Not without a glove or finger cot. “There’s no better way to spread a staph infection,” Burns notes. “Plus, we’ve had complaints from

people finding them in food.” Slip-ups in the kitchen come in all varieties, from hygienic lapses to contaminated equipment. And corrections can be costly, especially in the water and sewer departments. Getting bad news from Burns, especially when you’re operating on a paper-thin profit margin, can bring out the worst in people. In some parts of the state, restaurant owners let each other know by phone when an inspector is in the area. There’s also a lot of “joking” about bribery, Burns concedes. Years ago, when he was in the field, some Vermont restaurant owners who hailed from New Jersey followed Burns out to the car and asked him the price of the inspection. “I told them in Vermont there was no fee, and they got their license and that was it. I don’t know . . . if they were trying to bribe me.” Just because it happens in

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BY CASEY REA

WORKER’S UNITE!

The show takes place at 8 p.m.; tickets are $10 in advance, $15 day of show. For more info on the concert or the VWC, visit www.WorkersCenter.org.

Winooski’s Monkey House gets its activism on this Thursday with a benefit for the Vermont Workers’ Center featuring “peace poet” and singer-songwriter David Rovics. Also appearing are Sweet Justice & the Wildcat Strikers, a band featuring members of the VWC. Rovics has been championed as “the musical version of PBS — Burlington’s jazz that is, if PBS had more cojones,” by The Lone Star Iconoclast, a guitar hero Nicholas progressive magazine based in our Commander-in-Chief’s homeCassarino is in the town of Crawford, Texas. Rovics has also received a glowing midst of a residency endorsement from one of the Bush administration’s least favorite at Red Square, where individuals, Iraq war dissenter Cindy Sheehan. She calls him “the he tears it up alongtroubadour for our time,” and for good reason. side drummer Gabe Rovics trades in simple folk ditties with a relaxed charm that Jarrett and bassist belies his provocative Robinson Morse social and political each Wednesday in message. Like greats NICHOLAS CASSARINO March. Woody Guthrie and These guys are some of the finest players in the area, and Phil Ochs, he plays pretty much any one of their gigs is guaranteed to rule you. But unvarnished music Cassarino & co. have a little something special lined up for with a lack of intellecWednesday, March 14. That night, they’ll transition into a tual posturing. His gospel-soul-reggae-African revue, with help from Jennifer song “Operation Iraqi Hartswick, Kate Paradise and the axe man’s mom, Tracie Liberation” — a playCassarino. The three talented ladies will join the group as backby-play of our current up singers for the second set, making an already sizzling ensemmisadventures in ble that much hotter. Mesopotamia — would Cassarino’s Square shows typically kick off at 9 p.m. and run be comical, were it until early morning, so you might wanna rest up for this one. not so chillingly accurate. “We’ll lie about the missiles and the nuclear research / We’ll lie about uranium / We’ll build miliFor the next three weeks, Radio Bean’s Friday Soul Sessions will tary bases and smile be transformed into a Latin-themed event, according to soulfor reporters / While man-about-town Paddy Reagan. The RB jams coincide with a we give away bubfour-week talk & performance series featuring DJ and Cuban blegum,” Rovics sings music authority Toni Basanta, which take place each Thursday in a chipper tenor. in the Flynn Center’s Tarrant Gallery. The tried ’n’ true DAVID ROVICS But let’s get back to the Bean. Says Reagan, “The Latin Soul chord progression only Sessions will feature most of our regular players, including members underscores the plainspoken frankness of his lyrics. of Guagua, Guarana and Sambatucada. We wanted to spice up the An old-fashioned protest songwriter is a great choice to headline sessions with some of the Latin culture that seems to be budding in a benefit for workers’ rights. According to organizer James Haslam, Burlington. And it’s just in time for spring.” That last bit seems the VWC got its start nearly a decade ago, when a handful of lowoverly optimistic, but I’m down with the sentiment. wage employees decided to take up the cause. “Over the past several The whole enchilada — including the Flynn stuff — is years, we’ve worked with thousands of nurses, teachers, utility, sponsored by the Vermont Institute on the Caribbean, which, restaurant, retail and construction workers, state and university according to the organization’s website, works to support education, employees, bus drivers and many others,” says Haslam. The organipublic health, cultural exchange, historic preservation and zation — which is more accurately a coalition of more than 40 community development in the region. unions and groups — also runs a toll-free Workers’ Rights Hotline A wrap party of sorts takes place at Euro Gourmet on March 30, that Vermonters can call if they’ve been treated unjustly by an with local “psychotropical” act Guagua. Visit www.FlynnCenter.org employer. or see our weekly calendar for more info.

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EXPERIMENTAL AGENTS Fans of “out-sounds,” rejoice — local avant-garde musician Greg Davis is bringing another experimental show to Green Door Studio on 20 Howard St. in Burlington on Sunday, March 11. This particular performance features Jason Kahn and Jon Mueller, two improvisational percussionists currently on tour in support of their recent collaborative CD, Supershells. Kahn, a sound and visual artist who makes his home in Zurich, Switzerland, incorporates real-time electronic manipulation into his sets. He’s collaborated with numerous artists, and his drawing and sound installations have been exhibited at galleries around the world. Word is, he’ll perform using analog synth and sundry percussion for the Burlington show. Mueller, who began playing drums at age 15, has studied jazz, film and creative writing. In addition to his musical activities, he also pens the occasional novella. Like Kahn, Mueller has collaborated with countless experimentally minded bands and artists, including Pele and ex-Swans banshee Jarboe. I’ve listened to Supershells several times, and have heard a completely different record with each play-through. Not sure what that bodes for Sunday’s performance, but chances are it, too, will be unique. The all-ages event takes place at 8 p.m. and costs $5. For more info on the show, visit www.AutumnRecords.net/burlington.

THAT’S LIFE Last weekend, I got to see the first episode of Showtime network’s “This American Life,” the TV translation of Ira Glass’ syndicated radio program of the same name. The boob-tube version doesn’t officially air until the end of the month, but I caught it early through the miracle of cable-on-demand. Why am I mentioning it here? Well, you may recall that local indie rockers Ghosts of Pasha were filmed for the series last year. TAL specializes in quirky, real-life stories, and GOP certainly had a tale to tell regarding a bizarre performance in the Big Apple. You’ve probably heard about it by now, but here’s a quick summary: On April 10, 2005, GOP were pranked by a “guerrilla theater” troupe called Improv Everywhere. The band was set to play a Sunday night gig at the Mercury Lounge, which seemed destined to be a non-event. That is, until 30 IE “agents” arrived, decked in homemade GOP gear and mouthing all the words to the songs. Suffice it to say, the dudes onstage got caught up in the moment, and truly had their “Best Gig Ever.” Well, until they found out it was all a farce, anyway. I don’t want to spoil it, but I will say the band’s segment on TAL is extremely well put together and beyond entertaining. You get lots of face time with GOP members Chris Partyka and Milo Finch, who come across as articulate and thoughtful individuals, despite the soul-crushing letdown they experienced. If you don’t already have Showtime (which means you’re also missing “Weeds”), you might wanna get on it before “This American Life” debuts on March 22 at 10:30 p.m. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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ENSEMBLE V (free-jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. UVM JAZZ PROGRAM JAM PRESENTS: POST-BOP, Parima, 8 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunigâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 7 p.m. NC. JAZZ NIGHT, RĂ­ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 9 p.m. NC. NICK CASSARINO TRIO (jazz), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. WHIPLASH (drum â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; bass DJ), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. MIKE PEDERSEN TRIO (rock), Nectarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BEATS & PIECES WITH DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. JOHN DEMUS PRESENTS: ENCORE (roots-reggae), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. ENTER THE HAGGIS, LAUREL BRAUNS (Celtic rock, singer-songwriter), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $8/10. AA. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT WITH TRINITY & THE MCNEISH SCHOOL OF DANCE, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Genoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Karaoke Club, from 8:30 p.m. NC.

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:: central OPEN MIKE, Charlie Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HEIDI & THE VICTIMS, SWISS MOCHA (Celtic, klezmer, jazz), Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 8 p.m. Donations. ROB WILLIAMS & BRUCE JONES (singer-songwriters), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern LUCID (jam), Monopole, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS (honky-tonk, vintage country), Beeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

TOM BIANCHI & GREG KLYMA (Americana, comedy), Charlie Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9:30 p.m. NC. DEANNA MOORE (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by THE LOW ANTHEM (mellow rock), 9 p.m. Donations. REGGAE DANCEHALL PARTY (DJ), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC. TIM HARRISON (folk singer-songwriter), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. Donations. BILLY CALDWELL (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 7:30 p.m. NC.

:: northern LADIESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu CafĂŠ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. THE STATION (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. BLUES NIGHT, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. ROBIN Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;HERIN (bottleneck blues, gospel), Beeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Rosita’s Mexican Restaurant, 7 Fayette Drive, S. Burlington, 862-8809. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544. Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859-5013. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. 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Vermont has its fair share of heavy acts; many are excellent, others not so stellar. Either way, you gotta admire the balls it takes to play this kind of music in an area that clearly favors jammier fare. Milton’s Nowhere Found are a solid, if somewhat unoriginal, quartet whose new disc, Bleed Like Me, is brawny enough to win over fans of dude-rock bands such as Godsmack, but probably won’t impress the technical-metal set. NF’s lineup comprises singer Jayson Argento, guitarist Steve Maas, drummer Josh Castonguay and bassist Chris Tipper. Each of the instrumentalists is proficient, but they don’t display much in the way of inventiveness. Argento’s vocals are melodic, which is rare in today’s scream-happy aggro music. All the tunes on the CD are mid-tempo rockers, with little distinction in rhythm and arrangement. The guitars are broad and crunchy, the bass suitably bottom-heavy. The production is crisp but barebones, which has a tendency to highlight both the band’s merits and its faults. Lyrically, NF reflect the angst of rural maledom, with plenty of references to rage, misery and emotional isolation. Opener “Bleed Like Me” is full of accusatory sentiment, but its vagueness is tiresome. “You say I’m wrong, well that’s OK / I never listen to a word you say / So don’t even bother, I’m not gonna try / To find the truth buried in your lies,” Argento sings over a simplistic riff. Who or what, exactly, has fed this guy’s resentment? Guess it’ll remain a mystery. “Deadly Sight” is built on a slow, grinding riff and well-defined percussion. The chorus mixes things up a bit with a couple of meaty chord changes, but then it’s back to the central figure, which loses power through sheer repetition. On the other hand, the song seems to be about a robotic killing machine, which is frickin’ cool, bros. The pace picks up a bit with the volatile “Drown,” while “Facedown” utilizes a hypnotic, minor-key bass line to create a palpable sense of dread. “I’m only happy when you’re facedown / another page of history,” Argento sings on the chorus. It’s not entirely clear what that means, but I’m fine with not knowing. With a little more practice and a dose of finesse, Nowhere Found could run with the big dogs of loud rock. Keep those amps fired up, dudes. CASEY REA

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Rutland’s punk-pop outfit Class Clown seem like they’re on the cusp of something big. The band has already claimed victory over 50,000 other contestants in the 2004 VH1/School of Rock Battle of the Bands; household-name status may not be far off. VH1 viewership appeal is not a barometer I personally use to gauge quality, but then again, I’m convinced your average skateboarder should trash his entire CD collection and just pick up Lightning Bolt’s Wonderful Rainbow. How you react to that statement is a good indicator of whether you’ll love or hate Class Clown’s latest, Like a Wave. Simply put, if you’ve ever chipped a tooth in the mosh pit at a Warped Tour, or you wear your baseball cap slightly cocked, this is your jam. “The Good Die Young” ushers in the album with crunchy guitar stabs that form a double helix with a second, more intricate chord progression. Like Green Day, Class Clown feature a lead singer who sounds like he’s battling a full-blown sinus infection. You can’t blame the guy, as most other pop-punk vocalists have a similar delivery. But it may be a deal breaker for some listeners. Class Clown are proficient instrumentalists who know how to keep things tight. “Rain Song” — no, it’s not a Zeppelin cover — kicks off with guitar arpeggios and acoustic strumming, which are anchored by an insistent bass line. Unfortunately, the tune taps a children’s song for lyrical inspiration. “Rain, rain, don’t go away, I enjoy your company / It’s the cloudiest I’ve seen it; it’s like it knows that I am leaving / But spring showers bring these May flowers that lead into the sun,” Jeremy Sicotte sings. “Bring Me Down” provides the opportunity for a spirited round of Count the Lyrical Clichés. The song contains several wince-worthy lines, such as, “You pick me up when I’m feeling down / You give me hope when I feel like there’s no one around / You never bring me down, and I’m asking you to save me now.” As is the case with most of Like a Wave’s tracks, “I Won’t Say” kicks off with about 10 seconds of interesting guitar, but quickly devolves into derivative, pop-punk power chords. Axe man Matt Ward introduces some Edge-like tones later in the tune, but it’s all too fleeting to be truly satisfying. Like a Wave won’t garner accolades for innovation, but today’s mainstream music fan isn’t exactly looking to be challenged. Class Clown’s impending move to Los Angeles will likely bring them a larger audience, and allow them to further hone their craft. You’ll have one last chance to throw some elbows at their sendoff at the Higher Ground Ballroom on Saturday, March 24. JOSH LACLAIR

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed by SLIPPER KINGS (rockabilly, country-punk), 8 p.m. NC, followed by PERSONAL RECOGNIZANCE (folk), 9 p.m. NC. MI YARD REGGAE NIGHT WITH DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS, Nectarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 10 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (electronic), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. 99.9 â&#x20AC;&#x153;THE BUZZâ&#x20AC;? PRESENTS: SICK PUPPIES (rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30 p.m. $1. AA. PINE STREET JAZZ WITH TARYN NOELLE, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Genoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

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OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. LOWELL THOMPSON BAND (alt-country, rock), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. BRETT HUGHES & SHANNON MCNALLY (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m. NC. SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHT WITH DJS FATTIE B & ZEEJAY (laid-back grooves), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. CELTIC POETRY READING, Euro Gourmet, 7 p.m. NC. PUBLIC ENEMY, XCLAN THE BANNED, KENDO THE ALMOST FAMOUS (hiphop), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $30/32. AA. AMELIA WHITE, MIA ADAMS, DAVID RYNHART (singer-songwriters), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

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GUAGUA (psychotropical jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; TERESA LORENCO & MATT HASTINGS (singer-songwriters), 8:30 p.m. NC; HONKY-TONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. NC. DAN SILVERMAN WITH CLYDE STATS & NICHOLAS CASSARINO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DMS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall, hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul), Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. MOONSHINE JAZZ WITH ZAK MITCHELL & NICHOLAS CASSARINO (troubadour jazz), Blue Star Café, 7 p.m. NC. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul), Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC PADDY REAGAN, Monkey House, 7 p.m. NC, followed by KELLY RAVIN (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC.

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ENSEMBLE V (free-jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. UVM JAZZ PROGRAM JAM PRESENTS: POST-BOP, Parima, 8 p.m. NC. RED THREAD (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. NICHOLAS CASSARINO BAND WITH TRACIE CASSARINO, KATE PARADISE & JENNIFER HARTSWICK

(jazz, gospel), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BEATS & PIECES WITH DJ A-DOG (hiphop), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. JOHN DEMUS PRESENTS: ENCORE (roots-reggae), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. “INVISIBLE CHILDREN: HIP-HOP FOR HOPE,” DJS A-DOG & RUSSELL, THE AZTEXT (film, hip-hop; Ugandan ben efit), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. 10 suggested donation. AA. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT OPEN SESSION, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8:30 p.m. NC.

:: central REV. NATHAN BRADY CRAIN (dirty solo acoustic), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

DOUG PERKINS (bluegrass), Langdon St. Café, 7:30 p.m. Donations, followed by MICHAEL CHORNEY’S SONG BAND (eclectic, singer-songwriter), 8 p.m. NC. JAZZ DINNER WITH ALLISON MANN, COLIN MCCAFFREY, ELLIOT BURG & JOHN RIVERS, Black Door Bar & Bistro, 6 p.m. $5. ROB WILLIAMS (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: College students share notes in an on-campus musical revue. Fireplace Lounge, IDX Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 8:30-11 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6416. CAMBRIDGE COFFEEHOUSE: Acoustic guitar-and-bass trio Colin McCaffrey, Patti Casey and Jim Patton mix bluegrass, swing and country at the Jeffersonville Pizza Department, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 644-6632. GEORGE GERSHWIN TRIBUTE: The Catamount Singers, Jazz Vocal Ensemble and faculty members join forces to honor the American composer. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; NIGHT CONCERT: Middlebury College artist-in-residence François Clemmons voices African-American spirituals at the Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 479-8518.

dance â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SALSALINAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: Soft-shoed appreciators of Border folk music step out in traditional Lowland formations. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 879-7618.

drama â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE CRUCIBLEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Northern Stage presents Arthur Millerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s psychological drama set during the Salem witch trials, with a cast combining Broadway vets and local youngsters. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $19-44. Info, 296-7000. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;VINCENTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Theater professor F. Reed Brown portrays the troubled and prolific Impressionist painter van Gogh in a one-man show. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 635-1476.

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film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 1â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Women Helping Battered Women hosts a screening of Frederick Wisemanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2001 documentary shot in a Tampa, Florida, womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s shelter. Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3131, ext. 1062. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE HISTORY BOYSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: In this big-screen adaptation of Alan Bennettâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tony Award-winning play, an unruly class of bright British kids seeks undergraduate spots at Oxford or Cambridge. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LABYRINTHâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Set in 1944, Guillermo del Toroâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s macabre fantasy concerns Ofelia, a 12-year-old girl who seeks entry to a magical kingdom after moving to a Fascist army post in the Spanish countryside. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $. Info, 603-646-2422. DOCUMENTARY FILM CLIPS: Burlington college history prof Roz Payne shows segments from What We Want, What We Believe, her chronicle of the Black Panther Party. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ARTISTSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; LEARNING CIRCLE: Creators bring canvasses and other artwork to discuss pricing their products. Woodbury College, Montpelier, 9:3011:30 a.m. Free, bring a brown-bag lunch to stay until 12:30 p.m. Info, 800-266-4062.

words CHILDRENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BOOK CRITIQUE: Professional and aspiring writers and illustrators share their work for youngsters and receive constructive feedback from their peers. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

talks â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;COOK FOR PEACEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Keith McHenry, co-founder of Food Not Bombs, explains how his all-volunteer movement shares free vegetarian grub with communities worldwide. Room 108, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 617-513-3536.

SECESSION DEBATE: UVM political science prof Frank Bryan and Montpelierbased attorney Paul Gillies probe the pros and cons of Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s political independence movement. Campus Center Theater, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;A â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SUITEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; LIGHT EXISTS IN SPRINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The Bartholdy Ensemble performs Vermont composer Gwyneth Walkerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Letters to the World, a musical suite inspired by the poetry of Emily Dickinson. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE RISE OF ADVENTURE TOURISMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: UVM anthropology professor Rob Gordon discusses the influx of dig visitors inspired by Indiana Jones. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. $5. Info, 656-0750. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;WRITING MARK TWAINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Pulitzer Prizewinning author Ron Powers discusses the challenges and opportunities he encountered while working on his biography of one of Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most enigmatic literary figures. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;WHY JUNG?â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Analyst and author Dr. Polly Young-Eisendrath pokes into why the psychology of Carl Jung has staying power. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ECOLOGICAL THINKINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Concordia University professor Sheila Mason explores ethical implications of todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s environmental attitudes. Pierce Hall, Stanstead College, Stanstead, QuĂŠbec, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 819-876-7891. INTERNATIONAL WOMENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DAY: Professor Stephanie Seguino of UVM discusses the economic role of women worldwide. Burlington College, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE HANGING POETâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Champlain College history scholar Willard Sterne Randall reviews the life of Royall Tyler, Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first chief justice and one of Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first playwrights. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. 865-6432. ROKEBY MUSEUM HISTORY: Director Jane Williamson explains the background of a Quaker family in Ferrisburgh who founded a stop on the Underground Railroad. Milton Historical Museum, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7387. WOMENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S HISTORY MONTH: Local researchers provide commentary on famous Chittenden County females whose portraits compose an ongoing exhibit. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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ARCHITECTURE LECTURE: James Cutler of the Washington State-based firm Cutler Anderson Architects explains the ethos behind his buildings. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-9876, ext. 257. GLOBAL WARMING DISCUSSION: Citizens concerned about climate change review related scientific and political issues, then examine their personal values and habits. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. CLIMATE CHANGE: Middlebury scholarin-residence and environmental writer Bill McKibben discusses the rapidly growing popular movement to address global warming. File Auditorium, Moore Hall, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 885-4826.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MOVING & GROOVINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. MAPLE SUGARING: Saplings in grades K-4 learn how to tap a tree and make syrup during a hands-on demo. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 2:45-4 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each otherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Point-pushers create scarves, hats and mats at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339.

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GREEN BUILDING RECEPTION: Potential constructors of energy-conserving, environmentally savvy residences learn more about Vermont’s network of “green” suppliers and contractors. Middlebury Inn, noon. Free. Info, info@vgbn.org. HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: Before shopping, potential house hunters determine whether homeownership fits their needs. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4493, ext. 211. INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY, PART I: A panel discussion about female spirituality and healing precedes an intro to women’s self-defense led by UVM police officer Sue Roberts. Room B-180, Living & Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. & 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4296. CIVIL WAR RE-ENACTING: Would-be weekend warriors try period drills with authentic rifles, then get a rundown of costs and activities associated with this fast-growing hobby from history buffs in 1860s-era outfits. Williston Central School, 6:30-9 p.m. Info, 879-5850, ext. 5716.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. FIREHOUSE MUSIC SERIES: Singersongwriters Josh Brooks, Sean Zigmund and Colin McCaffrey pair down-to-earth lyrics with soulful folk and acoustic guitar. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 865-7166. JSC COFFEEHOUSE: Indie-acoustic folk rockers Tin Can Tele pass on the message. Base Lodge, Johnson State College, 8-10:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356.

dance BEGINNERS’ BALLROOM: Line dancing steps augment sweeping swing, Latin and traditional ballroom-style moves. Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $12. Info, 862-2207.

‘COMPOSERS & CHOREOGRAPHERS’: UVM dance instructor Paul Besaw and music professor Michael Hopkins collaborate with Middlebury College visiting dance artist Tiffany Rhynard and composer Lei Liang to meld music and movement. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. A short discussion follows the performance at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

drama ‘THE CRUCIBLE’: See March 7, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘DISTANT MUSIC’: Firefly Productions stages James McLindon’s pub-centric play probing Irish-American faith and friendship. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 644-2542. GENERAL AUDITIONS: Lost Nation Theater lines up actors, interns and apprentices for musical and non-musical summer and fall shows. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 5-9:30 p.m., call for appointment. Free. Info, 229-0492.

film ‘THE HISTORY BOYS’: See March 7.

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talks RESEARCH-IN-PROGRESS SEMINAR: Physics professor emeritus Robert Arns and professor David Hammond describe the study of natural philosophy — that is, science — at UVM in the early 19th century. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8363. ‘IN PLAIN SIGHT’: UVM anthropology professor Rob Gordon offers a historical overview of genocide and conflict in 20th-century Africa. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3300. ECOLOGY TALK: A field biologist explains the imminent effects of global climate change on various mammalian species now native to Vermont. NorthWoods Stewardship Center, East Charleston, 7 p.m. $5. Reservations and info, 723-6551, ext. 112. FILM HISTORY TALK: Frank Manchel, professor emeritus of English and film studies at UVM, celebrates the publication of Every Step a Struggle, his history of how the African-American image was shaped in cinema. Film clips illustrate readings from the text. Burlington College, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. CUBAN MUSIC TODAY: Music appreciators absorb audio and video clips of piano players at the launch of a lecture series exploring contemporary Cuban jazz. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 864-4334. WINTER WEATHER: Roger Hill, a forecaster with WDEV, answers meteorological queries at the Waterbury Area Senior Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘GREAT DECISIONS 2007’: Citizens discuss how Mexico’s recent presidential election may change U.S. relations south of the border. South Burlington Community Library, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7076. MISCEGENATION LAWS: Scholar Phyllis Newbeck, author of Virginia Hasn’t Always Been for Lovers, reviews the history of U.S. laws banning interracial marriage. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1356. SONGBIRD CONSERVATION: Avian observer Jim Chace of Salve Regina University explains how northeastern Vermont’s warbler populations relate to forest restoration. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-2200. ‘REDISCOVERING HOME’: Tom Slayton, a former correspondent for The Boston Globe and editor-in-chief of Vermont Life, explores the Northeast Kingdom’s unique sense of place. St. Johnsbury House, 1:30-3 p.m. $5. Info, 626-5135. ROCK TALK: Who built Stonehenge — and why? Bob Manning sheds light on Britain’s Neolithic stone circles, dolmens and chambered tombs. New Haven Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 545-2050.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 7. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: Pint-size bladers take to the ice at Leddy Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $6 per family, skate rental $3 per pair. Info, 865-7558.

sport PUBLIC SKATING: See March 7. WORLD CUP SNOWBOARD TOUR: See March 7.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 7. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488. SCHOOL FOOD FORUM: Teachers, administrators, cooks, farmers and parents talk about how to use locally raised food in cafeterias and classrooms. Congregational Church, Barre, call for time. $15 includes a light meal. Registration and info, 985-8686, ext. 25. MERCURY IN LAKE CHAMPLAIN: Area educators hear how heavy metal got into the Champlain Valley’s main body of water, and what they can do about it. ECHO, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.echovermont.org or 864-1848, ext. 117.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 7. CHARITY BINGO: See March 7. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965. INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY, PART II: A guided tour of an art exhibit follows a multilingual breakfast; then a cultural fair and activism exchange wraps up this U.N.-designated holiday. Third floor, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30-9 a.m. $3. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4296. HOLISTIC STRESS RELIEF: Clinical herbalist Larken Bunce explains how to nourish one’s nervous system to alleviate long-term anxiety. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:307:30 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. BURLINGTON BUSINESS ASSOCIATION: Community members and local leaders discuss the Queen City’s past and future amid an art exhibit that showcases its built environment. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, coffee and networking 7:30-8 a.m., program 8-9 a.m. $10. Registration and info, 863-1175.

‘LATE NIGHT SATURDAY’: Studio audience members do their part at a double taping of the local variety show featuring etiquette expert Peter Post, Rutland-based filmmaker David Giancola and the bagpipe-rock band Prydein. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6401 or LNS@ champlain.edu. BUSINESS WORKSHOP: Would-be entrepreneurs assess whether their ideas pass specific practical tests to gauge future success. 294 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104. SPELLING BEE FOR LITERACY: Spectators watch more than 40 three-person teams from businesses and schools test their dictionary skills — letter by letter. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626. ENVIRONMENTAL CAREER FAIR: Nature-minded students seek green jobs and graduate programs. Dunbar Dining Hall, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 586-7711. MANKIND PROJECT: Members of this open men’s group hear how to develop their abilities as leaders, partners, fathers and mentors. Call for East Montpelier location, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.mkpvermont.org or 583-4270.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. FRAN ROBIDEAU & THE SHADER CROFT BAND: Troubadours triumph with country, folk and gospel tunes at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. CLASSICAL CONCERT: British pianist Paul Lewis performs four Beethoven sonatas as part of an ongoing concert series covering the composer’s complete piano sonata cycle. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 443-6433. CHARLOTTE COFFEEHOUSE: The Highland Weavers sing Celtic tunes in close harmony at the Charlotte Senior Center, 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 425-2910. BAND NIGHT: Portland, Maine’s posthardcore sextet Sparks the Rescue headlines a multi-state lineup of four groups, including the Delaware-based Christian-rock quartet Something to Fight For. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 635-1476. WOOD’S TEA COMPANY: The quintessential Vermont folk group sings sea chanteys, bluegrass and Celtic tunes at the Morse Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury Academy, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 748-2600. CHERRYHOLMES: The six-member traveling family bluegrass band hustles high lonesome sounds by means of a mandolin, a clawhammer banjo and vigorous yodeling. See music spotlight, page 12B. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $21-30. Info, 863-5966.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. FAMILY DANCE: Caller Mary Ann Samuels guides movers of all generations to live, traditional tunes. St. Anthony’s Parish Hall, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-0832.


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words POETRY SLAM: Teens and adults bring two original poems lasting three minutes or less to a lighthearted reading. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550.

talks ROTARY EXCHANGE: Eight high school students from eight different countries describe their year living in Vermont. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michaelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2727. RELIGION & PERSONALITY: Theology professor Sharon Suh of Seattle University examines the contemporary Korean-American Buddhist community in Los Angeles. Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5289. UNDERSTANDING BLUEGRASS: Musician Andy Greene offers an overview of the musical genre, over a light dinner. McClure MultiGenerational Center, 6 p.m. $15. Info, 658-5534. WORLD FOLK MUSIC: Guest lecturer and musician Barb Kester describes how accordions differ based on their place of origin. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980. HIMALAYAN TREKKING: Mountaineer Jason Bacon shows images from remote areas of Mustang and Bhutan while describing his five trips through the region. Twilight Hall, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 244-7037, ext. 17.

MONARCH BUTTERFLIES: Conservation biologist Kent McFarland presents an illustrated talk following brightwinged insects on a 6000-mile migration from Vermont to Mexico and back. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

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FRI.09 << 23B TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. CLOTH DIAPER WORKSHOP: Moms and dads get down and dirty with the finer points of posterior fashion and ecology. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. ARTS CAREER & COLLEGE FAIR: Burlington-based mixed-media artist Reid Crosby keynotes a seminar for high school students seeking futures at art schools and design institutes. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 518-962-8778. VERMONT FLOWER SHOW: Artful gardeners display thousands of colorful, blooming bulbs, trees and shrubs — indoors. Hear horticultural speakers and get your hands dirty at the Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 9 a.m . - 6 p.m. $10. Info, www.vermontflowershow.com or 518-6484. FISH DINNER: Students from the New England Culinary Institute dress up Lenten fare at St. Augustine Parish Hall, Montpelier, 5-7 p.m. $8. Info, 223-6430. ‘THINKSAFE’: Women learn techniques for personal protection at a basic self-defense seminar. Martial Way SelfDefense Center, Colchester, 6-7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 863-8893. WELLNESS WORKSHOP: A naturopathic physician demos traditional healing methods. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. WOOD’S TEA COMPANY: See March 9, Second Congregational Church, Jeffersonville, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 644-2233. CHERRYHOLMES: See March 9, Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 603-448-0400. PETER MULVEY: The Milwaukee-raised singer-songwriter who evokes comparisons to Tom Waits and Leonard Cohen cuts loose with songs from his new album, and Vermont-based folk fave Anaïs Mitchell opens. See calendar spotlight. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $15-18. Info, 496-8910. TIN PENNY: Brandon-based songsmith Larry Welton joins Manchester composer Beth Wissert for a mixture of bluesy folk on guitar, mandolin and harmonica. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. TAKAE OHNISHI: The acclaimed Japanese harpsichordist plucks strings in a solo recital featuring works by Middlebury music professor Lei Liang, among other composers. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Israeli pianist Joseph Kalichstein solos with the ensemble in a program that includes Brahms’ second symphony, Schumann’s “Concerto for Piano and Orchestra,” and Ravel’s “Pavane for a Dead Princess.” Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15-52. Info, 863-5966. VERMONT A CAPPELLA SUMMIT: Harmonizers hear how to arrange, perform and record unaccompanied vocal numbers in various workshops, then settle in for an evening concert from the international orbiters known as Blue Jupiter. Workshops at the Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $10. Info, 443-6433. Concert at Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433.

PENNYWHISTLE WORKSHOP: Wet your whistle? Tooters in training bring their D instruments to a hands-on how-to. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1 p.m. Donations. Info, 867-3403.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: See March 9. SATURDAY SWING: The Colin McCaffrey Swing Band sets the pace for steps made popular before poodle skirts. Edmunds Middle School Cafeteria, Burlington, 9 p.m. - midnight. $15. Info, 860-7501. BELLY DANCE PARTY: Sinuous stomachs undulate in a display of traditional Middle-Eastern moves. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $5. Info, 859-3467. ARGENTINE TANGO MILONGA: A lively social dance follows a lesson and workshop on maintaining a close embrace. Champlain Club, Burlington, 5 p.m. $15-25. Info, 238-8933. WORLD GROOVES DANCE JAM: Percussive rhythms from drums and didgeridoos put some dance in your pants at this family-friendly fiesta. Bridge School, Middlebury, 7-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 545-2223. HINESBURG CONTRA DANCE: Squares and circles keep dancers geometrically organized whenever they’re not waltzing. Live music helps caller Mark Sustic direct them at the Hinesburg Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 482-3245. JAZZ DANCE: In a solo show, choreographer and teacher Cathy Young offers a chronological overview of the jazz-movement genre. Montpelier High School, 7 p.m. $7. Info, 229-4676. FAMILY CONTRA DANCE: Beginners and old hands of all ages mingle to music by the Huntington and Richmond Community String Collective. Richmond Library, slower dancing 6-7:30 p.m., faster dancing 7:30-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-4412. SECOND SATURDAY DANCE: Caller David Millstone grinds out contra dance directions to not-so-secret tunes by Northern Spy. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 785-4607. ‘HARD-KNOCK LIFE’: Local choreographer Sarah Cover investigates the classic kids’ musical Annie through the lens of hip-hop, with help from her dance students. Barre Opera House, 2 & 7 p.m. $12. Info, 476-8188.

drama ‘THE CRUCIBLE’: See March 7, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘DISTANT MUSIC’: See March 8. GREEN MOUNTAIN RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL AUDITIONS: See March 9, 1-4 p.m. ‘TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD’: See March 9. ‘FINDING THE DOORBELL’: Comedian Cindy Pierce delivers ringers on the foibles of female anatomy in a one-woman stand-up show. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 728-6464. ‘AIDA’ AUDITIONS: What happens when the Pharaoh’s daughter and her Nubian princess slave both fall for the same man? Actors and singers pitch their pipes for this classic opera plot set to music by Elton John and lyrics by Tim Rice. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 253-9774.

film PAN’S LABYRINTH: See March 7, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 & 9 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL: See March 9. ‘GRIZZLY MAN’: For this documentary, director Werner Herzog compiled footage shot by preservationist Timothy Treadwell, who was killed by the bears he was trying to protect. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. PAINTING DEMO: Local landscape artist Jean Masseau illustrates different approaches to using gouache, watercolor’s lesser-known relative. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.

<calendar > words WRITING PROJECT SATURDAY SPECIAL: Vermont educators convene to swap classroom techniques for teaching writing. Room 427A, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 3 p.m. $20. Registration and info, 864-8382. LITERARY VISTAS: Readers of Leslie Marmon Silko’s Gardens in the Dunes discuss the relationship between shifting landscapes and changes in social identity. Varnum Memorial Library, Jeffersonville, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 644-6632.

talks HEALTH CARE INITIATIVES: Hunt Blair, a primary-care policy analyst for Vermont, offers an update on legislative efforts to provide statewide health coverage, including the Catamount Health Plan. Central Vermont Medical Center, Berlin, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 496-9458. SOLAR HOT WATER INFO SESSION: Homeowners learn about the hardware, tax credits and incentives involved in solar water systems. Chelsea Town Hall, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 685-7784.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 7. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. FAMILY FESTIVAL: Kids and parents try circus arts, see puppet theater and absorb tunes by Robert Resnik and James Kochalka Superstar at an activism-free hoedown supporting Vermont Access to Reproductive Freedom. Imani Community Center, Burlington, 3-5:30 p.m. Donations. Info, varf@nnaf.com or 415-828-6180.

sport WORLD CUP SNOWBOARD TOUR: See March 7. LIBRARY YOGA: Basic-level stretchers improve flexibility and balance in a casual session. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-2656. ‘WHOA-GA’ WORKSHOP: Certified riding and yoga instructor Cathy Reynolds teaches body alignment for equine enthusiasts, with help from balance balls. Studio Bliss, Rutland, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $25. Info, 767-9940. LARAWAY LOOKOUT: Snowshoe hikers pass spectacular icicles on this easyto-moderate, 3.6-mile outing. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 863-2433.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See March 7. VERMONT FLOWER SHOW: See March 9. ‘FOREST TO FAMILY ROOM’: Adults take in an outdoor tree tour with Shelburne Farms woodlands manager Marshall Webb, then learn traditional joinery techniques for working with air-dried lumber. Shelburne Art Center, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. $65. Registration and info, 985-3648. GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SALE: Thin Mints, anyone? Seekers of crunchy chocolate and caramel circles sign up for boxes of their favorite flavors. Community Space, University Mall, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. COLON HEALTH DAY: Cancer awareness is the goal at Center Court, University Mall, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

‘SUGAR ON SNOW’ PARTY: Hardenedmaple-syrup edibles usher in spring at Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, 1-4 p.m. $3.50, free to watch. Info, 985-5054. CHITTENDEN COUNTY DOWSERS’ MEETING: Rod wielders practice water divining techniques, then hear Leon Favreau explain how and why he dowses furniture. Shelburne Town Center, practice 9:30 a.m., meeting 10 a.m. Free. Info, 800-711-9530. BOOK SALE: Browsers get between the covers to decide which tomes to take at this Richmond Free Library fundraiser. Camel’s Hump Middle School, Richmond, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036. ST. PATRICK’S DAY CELEBRATION: McGillicuddy’s Irish Pub hosts a heatedtent party with corned beef, cabbage, and Celtic tunes by Meg’s Kitchen and Trinity, followed by Native Tongue sounding out classic rock. Langdon Street, Montpelier, 1-10 p.m. $7. Info, 223-2721. AARP MEETING: Seniors schmooze, then watch Too Hot Not to Handle, a video documentary about global climate change. South Burlington City Hall, social hour 9 a.m., program 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-6799. CHILI COOK-OFF DINNER: Chefs follow favorite recipes to make mild, medium or hot batches of meat or veggie stew to serve 10 people each. Richmond Congregational Church, entry deadline 4:30 p.m., judging 5 p.m., dinner 5:307 p.m. $8 includes cornbread, salad and ice cream. Info, 434-2053. REJUVENATING FOODS: Between-meal planners learn how to make energy bars and tonic herb teas from scratch, then head outside to go snowshoeing. Butterfly Bakery, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - noon. $25. Info, 310-1725. IRISH DINNER DANCE: FolKids of Vermont highlights traditional-style Celtic dancers and musicians over laden tables. Baptist Building, Fairfax, 4, 5, & 6 p.m. $10-15. Reservations and info, 527-5092. ROCK ’N’ ROLL BALL: The Big Basin Band provides live dance music at a silent auction of artist-decorated bookshelves to support the Red Cedar School’s scholarship fund. A cash bar, hors d’oeuvres and desserts round out the evening at the Vergennes Opera House, 7 p.m. $15-18. Info, 877-6737. BARN RAISING DANCE: Vermont-based soul diva Tammy Fletcher belts out inspiring numbers at a building-campaign benefit featuring a live auction. Underhill Town Hall, 6-10 p.m. $15 includes finger food. Info, 899-5219. ‘BRINGING IT ALL HOME’: The Dave Keller Trio, The Calamity Janes, The Vincent Flats Blues Band, and Rusty Romance provide live tunes for a silent auction and dance party to benefit the Central Vermont Community Land Trust. Montpelier City Hall, 7-11 p.m. $5. Info, 476-4493. HOT CHOCOLATE TASTING: Four flavors of liquid cocoa warm midwinter throats. Lake Champlain Chocolates, Waterbury Center, noon - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 800-465-5909. BEGGARS’ BANQUET: An open mike inspires baby boomers to share acoustic musical talents, while listeners enjoy homemade soup, cheese, bread and fruit. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 658-5534.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. WOOD’S TEA COMPANY: See March 9, South Burlington Community Library, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: See March 10, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 4 p.m. $8-28. Info, 775-0903. JASON KAHN & JON MUELLER: Local electronic musician Greg Davis teams up with two electro-acoustic percussionists and improvisers. The Lab, 19 Marble Avenue, Burlington, 8 p.m. $5. Info, www.ticktick.org or 540-0088.

drama ‘THE CRUCIBLE’: See March 7, 5 p.m. ‘TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD’: See March 9, 2 p.m. ‘AIDA’ AUDITIONS: See March 10, 1 p.m. RUSSIAN AMERICAN KIDS CIRCUS: Kids ages 6 to 18 balance plates, juggle, walk tightropes and perform aerial acrobatics with high Eastern-European style. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $17 & $23. Info, 863-5966. SUMMER SEASON AUDITIONS: Thespians try out for musicals and dramas slated for warm-weather productions. Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, 1:30 p.m., call for appointment. Free. Info, 518-891-1854.

film PAN’S LABYRINTH: See March 7, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 & 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL: See March 9. ‘FAIRY TALE: A TRUE STORY’: In this 1997 film set in early-1900s England, two girls befriend both Houdini and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle after their fairy photos are published. Craftsbury Community Care Center, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 586-2414.

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words SCREENWRITING CRAFT: Hollywood script scribe David Collard talks up the trade and shows excerpts from his film and TV work, ranging from Annapolis to “Family Guy.” Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. POETRY READING: Vermont versifier Joan Aleshire and friends share their work to mark 32 years of book-lending at the Shrewsbury Library, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 492-3532.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 7.

sport WORLD CUP SNOWBOARD TOUR: See March 7. FRANK POST TRAIL: Conditions permitting, hikers snowshoe to Tillotson Camp and Lockwood Pond on this moderate, 5-mile route. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 655-3071. WOMEN’S NATURE WALK: Females of all ages bond on a guided natural history outing. Meet at the North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See March 7, 2 & 7 p.m. VERMONT FLOWER SHOW: See March 9, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. ‘SUGAR ON SNOW’ PARTY: See March 10. COOKING WORKSHOP: Home chefs learn the basics of developing and adapting recipes. Butterfly Bakery, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $40. Info, 310-1725. ANTIQUES MARKET: Treasure-hunters find bargains at the Elks Country Club, Montpelier, preview 7:30 a.m., market 9 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $2-5. Info, 603-444-2012. ‘EMPOWERING OUR ELDERS’ FORUM: Seniors hear about challenges and local services related to health care and nutrition. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 1:30-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0218. SPORTS CARD SHOW: Baseball, boxing, football; golf: Collectors buy, sell and swap vintage cardboard icons of pro athletes. VFW, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 881-8558.


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Also, see clubdates in Section B. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 7, for children ages 2-3. MUSIC TIME: See March 8. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: See March 8. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See March 9, for babies and non-walkers. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See March 8.

words IRISH POETRY READING: Celtic revivalists recite Yeats, and other greats, in honor of Burlington’s Irish Heritage Week. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. CONTEMPORARY FICTION GROUP: Readers recall The Memory Keeper’s Daughter, by award-winning novelist Kim Edwards, for the second week in a row. Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 775-6993.

talks ‘YOU CAN’T GET THERE FROM HERE’: Vermont State Archivist Gregory Stanford surveys Howard Dean’s 2004 presidential campaign. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980. ‘THE IRISH IN VERMONT’: Historian Vincent Feeney discusses the Irish immigration boom in the Green Mountains before 1840. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4018.

SENIOR EXERCISE: See March 7, 10 a.m. PUBLIC SKATING: See March 7. DROP-IN YOGA: Students at all levels stretch and hold therapeutic poses in a weekly hour-and-a-half session. Evolution Yoga, Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-9642.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 7. BURLINGTON WALKING WORK GROUP: Pedestrians ponder how to make the Queen City friendlier to foot traffic. Community & Economic Development Office, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.burlingtonwalks. org or 865-5833.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 7. NUTRITION WORKSHOP: A food educator explains how to select and properly cook grains, proteins and vegetables according to the season and the diner’s constitution. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $8. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. LEGISLATIVE BREAKFAST SERIES: A panel of experts compares the cost of Vermont housing with its availability. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 7:30-9 a.m. $16 includes breakfast. Registration and info, 863-3489. SILENT AUCTION: Drop in to place a bid on items donated by local businesses and community members at a benefit for Camp Ta-Kum-Ta. On Track Health & Fitness, One Main Street, Burlington, 7 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2226.

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words GREG PAHL: See March 8, Dartmouth College Book Store, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-3616. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. ANN HAGMAN CARDINAL: The Morrisville-based writer discusses Sister Chica, the novel she co-authored about three teenaged Latina girls dealing with issues of ethnic identity. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

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sweet success When seasonal temperatures cooperate, cold nights and warm days cause maple sap to rise rapidly in February and March, spelling good news for pipeline-checking, bucket-hauling farmers. But what are the optimal conditions for keeping a sugarbush in good shape year-round? Eighth-generation maple-syrup maker Burr Morse explains how sustainable land management benefits the production of nature’s tastiest pancake topping at a talk organized by the Stowe Land Trust. Emphasizing common-sense care for the trees that make Vermont’s maple industry possible, Morse taps into his family’s 200-year history on their East Montpelier farm and connects conservation to local livelihoods and a bustling national business enterprise. ‘Tales from the Sugar Shack’

Tuesday, March 13, Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 253-7221. www.vermontskimuseum.org

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 7. WILPF MEETING: Activists review world events at this gathering of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See March 7. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: See March 7.

BOOK CLUB: Readers of Edwidge Danticat’s Farming of Bones harvest questions to illuminate an upcoming Flynn performance inspired by the book. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7211.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 7. CHARITY BINGO: See March 7. SILENT AUCTION: See March 12. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: Español-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. FINANCIAL WORKSHOP: Individuals learn about IRA accounts and create savings plans for a more secure future. Micro Business Development Program, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. or 6-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 860-1417, ext. 104.

‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See March 7. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: See March 7.

GLOBAL WARMING DISCUSSION: See March 7, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7211. UNDERSTANDING AFGHANISTAN: Four Afghani high school exchange students talk about their country, its culture and their hopes for the future. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. CLARINA HOWARD NICHOLS: Vermont history buffs examine one of the Green Mountain State’s early advocates of women’s rights, circa 1850. Old Medical Chapel, Castleton State College, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 468-5105. ‘NATIONAL SECURITY & LAW’S LIMITS’: In a rescheduled talk, Robert Rachlin of Downs, Rachlin and Martin considers the effects of the war on terrorism on the Constitution and prisoners’ rights. A community discussion follows at Burlington College, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. ‘ICE IS NICE’: Ice boating? Winter sports fans hear a history presentation about recreational and commercial cold-weather activities in 19th-century Ticonderoga. Thompson-Pell Research Center, Ticonderoga, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-585-2821.

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drama ‘THE CRUCIBLE’: See March 7. ‘LAUGH ATTACK’: Would-be yuksters who’ve completed a stand-up class give their comedy routines a go. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-4537. amelia earhart portrayal: Actress Jessa Piaia impersonates the famous aviation pioneer who visited Vermont in 1935. Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-5657.

film PAN’S LABYRINTH: See March 7, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL: See March 9.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

OPENNESS IN GOVERNMENT: Burlington Free Press staff writer Mike Donoghue covers the threats to accountability and transparency from bureaucrats and elected officials. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 865-7211.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 7. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See March 7. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See March 7. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See March 7. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See March 7. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See March 7. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 7. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See March 7. ‘WHO’S HIDING?’: See March 13. LITTLE LEAGUE REGISTRATION: Indoor practices offer budding batters ages 9 to 12 a chance to sign up for outdoor games. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 4:30-5:45 p.m. Call for cost. Info, www. centercityllburlington.org or 864-5067.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See March 7. PUBLIC SKATING: See March 7.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 7. VERMONTERS FOR OBAMA: Motivated voters plan local campaign steps for Illinois Senator Barack Obama’s presidential bid. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 7. ESL GROUP: See March 7. CHESS GROUP: See March 7. KNITTING POSSE: See March 7. NOONTIME KNITTERS: See March 7. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See March 7. CHARITY BINGO: See March 7. VISITOR VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: See March 7. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: See March 7. Indoor gardeners get tips on selecting low-maintenance houseplant species. SILENT AUCTION: See March 12. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Want to be on TV? Citizens learn how to wield a camera to produce their own shows. Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 862-3966, ext. 16. MUFFIN WORKSHOP: Home bakers learn how to make not-too-sweet breakfast breads sized for individual servings. Butterfly Bakery, Montpelier, 5-8 p.m. $40. Info, 310-1725. m CATAMOUNT HEALTH CARE INFO SESSION: Businesspeople whose companies face changes gather information about the new statewide insurance plan. Board Room, Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce, Burlington, 8:30-10 a.m. $10. Registration and info, 863-3489, ext. 211. m


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2/27 CANCER CRUSHED BY CAPRICORN not so graceful grace. Good for you sherlock, Did you expect a confession? Some admirers actually prefer being secret. I should have known you were the kind of kid at Christmas who savagely shakes her gifts until the glass shatters and the moment is spoiled. Wink. Let a nice thing be a nice thing. When: Tuesday, February 27, 2007. Where: LSC. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901200 BEARDED MAN ON CHURCH STREET I saw you on Friday, clad in flannel garb. We bumped into one another as I exited The Men’s Room on Church Street, and I briefly had a glimpse into our beautiful future. I was wearing jeans and an Alabama sweatshirt, do you remember me? Let’s share our fabulous lives together. When: Friday, February 23, 2007. Where: Outside The Men’s Room, Church Street. You: Man. Me: Man. #901199 BOOTHBAY PUTNAM New to B-town. You’re friends with A. Blackman. I’m the Coyote. I hear you are an artist. If you pass by Studio E1 come on in. When: Wednesday, February 28, 2007. Where: We’ve never met, but I’ve heard alot about you.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901198 CITY MARKET’S BIRTHDAY You are a cashier at City Market with a radiant smile. Two nights in a row, I was in your line wearing a black coat. You said that I have a nice smile. There was something about the way our eyes met. Would you like to trade smiles over coffee sometime? Party hats are optional. When: Tuesday, February 27, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901197 HER LEFT EYE IS LAZZZAY. I met you at JC Penny. I think your name tag said Jenny. I could step to you, with a fresh pack of gum. If somehow I knew you were lookin for some. Cause when our eyes did meet, girl you know I was packin heat. I wanna get with you, and your sister, I think her name is Debra. When: Sunday, February 25, 2007. Where: North Ave. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901196 BRIGHT ORANGE SHIRT AT CUZZINS It was a slow night but you were still having fun. So wasn’t I. You seem like fun, maybe we could grab a drink. I am new to the single world and looking for a new crowd, that’s all. Heard you are recently single too. I’ll buy the first drink... When: Saturday, February 24, 2007. Where: Cuzzins in Barre. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901195 RED SQUARE SAT. NIGHT Saw you right before close at the back of Red Square by the bathrooms. You: shaved head, nice jeans. Me: sitting, finishing a beer with friends and getting caught checkin you out. When: Sunday, February 25, 2007. Where: Red Square. You: Man. Me: Man. #901194 FARKOYFN DI SAPOZHKELEKH just to dance with you. Thank you for many fond memories, for yiddish verses and Balkan Rhythm. The best of luck to the four of you in future musical / artistic endeavors. A hartsikn dank! When: Monday, February 26, 2007. Where: many memorable shows. You: Man. Me: Man. #901193 DARK HAIR, TALL BOOTS. LaBrioche, Montpelier, Monday 2.26... lunchtime. You had a computer bag and nice boots, and were leaving through the back door, but stopped to ask someone if he had passed a weekend message onto his wife. Didn’t sound like he did. I was eating nearby. I’m kinda intrigued by you. When: Monday, February 26, 2007. Where: Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901192 GREEN ROVER You beeped hello on Pearl Street... so ‘hello’ to you, let’s get a beer and continue the small talk;) When: Monday, February 26, 2007. Where: Pearl & Church St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901191 BEAUTIFUL MAN I spy a beautiful boy with flowing blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. I even loved your baby pink shirt. I stared at you all night downtown, did you notice? I was trying to be subtle, yet obvious. You’ve got a pretty face and you make me laugh. Maybe, maybe not? When: Saturday, February 24, 2007. Where: Ken’s Pizza- Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901190

TO MR. JINGLES.... Just about this time two years ago I spied a young, talented musician in a remote bookstore in Middlebury strumming away at a guitar, while I leafed through a book pretending that I wasn’t listening. You spoke of your music and dreams of touring with your band. Now your dreams are coming true...are you interested in catching up over tea? When: Friday, February 11, 2005. Where: A small Middlebury bookstore.... You: Man. Me: Woman. #901189 TWO TO TANGO? I spied an attractive young Middlebury student dancing with some girls (friends?), while I was trying to hold myself up with a group of my girlfriends right next to you at the Middlebury Winterball Saturday. You looked a little bored but you jammed on anyway, while I was over with my friends just struggling to keep the beat. Interested? When: Saturday, February 24, 2007. Where: Middlebury Formal Ball. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901188 MONTPELIER’S FINEST I spy the most beautiful girl at CG on 2/15 and again at FiF on 2/25. You always say Hi with the warmest of smiles. You were bundling up to leave, I was getting my afternoon coffee fix. You asked me about my Valentine’s Day, and we talked about the blizzard. I would love to talk again. Interested? When: Thursday, February 15, 2007. Where: Capitol Grounds. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901186 SIMPSONSFAN- YOU: ONLINE ME: INTRIGUED “Simpsonsfan”–Sledding, yard sales, hot tubs, able to make me laugh–you’ve got it all. Would love to chat further.... When: Sunday, February 25, 2007. Where: Online. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901185 ALL TALK Conversations with you always rock my world, Pickle Man. I’ll never get enough... When: Friday, February 23, 2007. Where: Here, there and everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901184 DANCING QUEEN AT METRONOME Mardi Gras night, with the red-feathered mask. You are amazing. You deserve better than some douchebag with a soul patch ... When: Saturday, February 24, 2007. Where: Club Metronome. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901183 MATT AT JUNKTIQUES!!! I was shopping with a friend last week when I met you! We talked about living in Hawaii, traveling, and surfing (or at least attempting to). Would love to hear more about your hybrid papaya stories! We should get together for vegimite, marmite, or a little poi (mmmmmmm). Or coffee or tea. Peace :) When: Friday, February 23, 2007. Where: Junktiques. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901182 GRACE’S BISTRO IN HINESBURG You were there with your daughter, playing around with your new camera. We chatted a bit and I thought you had a really nice smile. Are you single? I hope so - would love to meet you for coffee. When: Friday, February 16, 2007. Where: Grace’s Bistro in Hinesburg. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901180 WISH I COULD SPY YOU Miss you on that day I get to see you. Hope you are doing well and there will be a someday again. When: Saturday, February 24, 2007. Where: restaurant on the corner. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901179 SEEKING RIDESHARE TO OHIO Ok, this is not the point of I spy, but I need a ride from Burlington to Ohio sometime around March 10th. Please call me! I will split gas money and be very pleasant. When: Friday, February 23, 2007. Where: anywhere. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901178 SMOOCHY To my sexy, tall guy. I know sometimes you have doubt in yourself, but you shouldn’t. I’m proud of everything you have acheived. You are such a good person with a heart of gold and I love you dearly. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You treat me like the princess I always knew I was. I love you Smoochy! When: Thursday, June 16, 2005. Where: In my bed every morning. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901177 I SPY AN HL HOTTIE... serving my students kale and tofu. You: big smile, bright blue eyes, kind heart, great teacher. Me: more amazed by you with each passing day. When: Friday, February 23, 2007. Where: Champlain Elementary School. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901176

YOU AND THEDONKEY IN IRELAND, Blogging your trek up the coast-on foot, no less! The only picture I’ve seen of you is your sneaker, with a gorgeous coastal backdrop. What strange folk have invited you in to tea so far? Are you even in Ireland yet, or still here, reading Seven Days? Or do I have to comment on your blog to get your attention? When: Thursday, February 22, 2007. Where: Blogger. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901175 LIKE SLEEPING NEAR A SWAMP I spy a beard I hate on a boy I like. Who knows what we’re doing, but I’m glad we’re doing it. I have fun when we’re together and yes, tormenting you is my favorite. We know it won’t last, but let’s enjoy it while we can. You’re in my heart forever, maybe longer if you’d shave that stupid beard! When: Thursday, February 22, 2007. Where: Mirabelle’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901174 HI SARA We met while skiing at Red Rocks. You’re originally from Alaska, we talked about how beautiful it is there. I commented on your short, orange skis, and how they looked perfect for the wonderful conditions that day. How about hitting a trail sometime? When: Saturday, February 17, 2007. Where: Red Rocks Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901173 CORY FROM T TRON Remember fishkill bumpin and grinding with honey’s on the dance floor, getting sloppy. Keepin that degenerate in line? It was good to see you back in Nov. I’ll be in touch. Dude surf the earth! When: Thursday, February 22, 2007. Where: VT. You: Man. Me: Man. #901172 DYLON, DYLON, DYLON, DYLON, DYLON U R A PIMP!! U spit hot fire! Rolling Deep, ridin’ dirty. Playa playa. Get in on that milf cause if you don’t I will have to. Mother daughter is that best combo. Keep it Sleezy!! When: Thursday, February 22, 2007. Where: VT. You: Man. Me: Man. #901171 BRITTNEY, DYLON’S FRIEND Here is your ‘I Spy’. O girl when I saw you I instantly drooled. You are fine! Let’s get together and bump uglies. Uhhhhhh! Dylon’s no match for you. Send me those erotic pics and I’ll return the favor. -MC- When: Thursday, February 22, 2007. Where: VT. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901170 HINESBURG BREAKFAST @ PAPA NICK’S 10:30ish, You and your friend? (male) both ordered omelettes. I was about to leave and couldn’t take my eyes off you. (Sorry for staring - that doesn’t usually happen.) You have long blond hair, a voice like warm maple syrup, kind eyes that sparkle with intelligence, but your beauty is more about who you are. Real. Very attractive. Conversation? When: Saturday, February 17, 2007. Where: Papa Nick’s Resturant in Hinesburg. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901169 THIS IS MY THANK YOU KTB, you and I have been girls for a long time. Thank you SO much for being there for me. I got your back like you got mine, I love you always!!! I guess we got some homework to do, huh? Hey, you know where I be at! Oh, and happy five year anniversary, girlfriend of mine!! When: Wednesday, February 21, 2007. Where: high school and beyond. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901168 MY OBBSESSED SNOWBOARDER You rip it up in our backyard, and though I complain I love to see you happy! You are my rock, I couldn’t love you more. When you’re done playing in the snow, come cuddle with the mutt and me. I promise to let you warm your (ugly) feet up on my belly. When: Thursday, February 22, 2007. Where: Backyard in Underhill. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901167 HANG IN THERE, CUDDLEBUG I know things are tough right now, what with the relationship and the job, but I’m here for you and I know things will work out for the best. P.S. Piglet says “hewwo”. When: Tuesday, February 20, 2007. Where: Your apartment, plus many other places. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901166 MOONSPATH Sounds too good to be true...I’m broke right now, maybe I could ask for a little more and have you email me. I’m happy to send a pic. When: Wednesday, February 21, 2007. Where: Hot2Trot. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901165

MY CLOAREC FRIENDS AND BEYOND Thank you to some very special people on Cloarec (the table-making carpenter, the activist and my vulgar beauty queen,) my beautiful girl in the yellow house on Hyde, my sarcastic, male Sex and the City fan on Isham, and my red Jeep personal taxi driver/owner on Pine. You know why. Love love love to you all. When: Tuesday, February 20, 2007. Where: Cloarec/Union St. dinner gathering. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901164 I SPY A FREE IPOD! for the person who finds my lost Tag Heuer. stainless steel band, blue face. I will fill your new pod with some exclusive tunes. When: Thursday, February 1, 2007. Where: Upper North Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901163 LOVELY CITIZEN’S BANK EMPLOYEE You like pickles and ice cream. I was probably the 100th person to ask if you were pregnant! You asked if there was anything else you could help me with, and I should have asked to see you smile again. Maybe you can help me again sometime. H When: Wednesday, February 21, 2007. Where: Citizen’s Bank in Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901162 AKA SNOWDOG I’m really hoping you didn’t disappear because you met someone. Seen you on various sources, but didn’t get to you in time. Hopefully you read the “I Spy” section. You- long blonde/brown hair, environ. conservation guy, thinking about moving to St. J in the spring, and has adorable yellow lab. Any chance you’re up for a beer? When: Wednesday, February 21, 2007. Where: Online. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901161 I WAS WRONG.... So wrong to say we should “just hang out as friends”. Maybe someday I’ll have a second chance? When: Wednesday, February 21, 2007. Where: many places over the past year. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901160 FRIENDLY BOOST ... A fellow Scorpio is in distress and I wish her better, for she shouldn’t be sad with such a pretty face. Hopefully you can get some more sexy times, or chew on ice for the sexual frustration... but if neither suffice you know my number. Toodles doll When: Wednesday, February 21, 2007. Where: Online. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901159 SEEKING RAINBOW TRILET STAR Joy?.....Joy! THANK YOU!!! I say, I stand by the hay. Shadows fade and staaay. Hey, Where did the flowers hide toO??? For what would really make my day....a beautiful rainbow and flower named TRILET. Please don’t hide away...It tis not often, hardly at all when i sit and wander away when soft and sweet lullabys sing to my soul !8! When: Tuesday, February 20, 2007. Where: Two2Tango. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901158 SCRUMPTIOUS MAN TO AVOID EYECONTACT I spied you using Google Earth preparing for your adventure back in time, where you were going to steal my life force with the help of Rupert, Madeline and Barnaby. Thankfully, you were unsuccessful. Now we can watch another obscure movie on that dirty projector. When: Monday, February 19, 2007. Where: UVM library. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901157 YOU DID BREAK THE LEASE and I never made a move. I have been unhappy. I’m not sure if you are the one who posted that fateful I-Spy, months ago, with timing which seemed to defy coincidence. But curiosity now gets me. If it was for real, blow me a kiss next time we cross paths! When: Thursday, December 20, 2007. Where: lots of places! You: Woman. Me: Man. #901155 JAY PEAK DUDE You saved my ski and helped me back up on a black diamond mogul at Jay this weekend. (Clearly too advanced for me!) You were wearing an orange jacket... I was the one in a heap, wearing a yellow coat, with my gear strewn about the slope. Just wanted to thank you so much for your help; what a guy! When: Saturday, February 17, 2007. Where: Jay Peak. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901153 EVERY WESTERN HAS A GUITARSLINGER hey there GITar Cowboy - you done caught the eye of a tall curly haired cowgirl - she wants to know all about you and the horse you rode in on... When: Monday, February 19, 2007. Where: Two 2 Tango. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #901151

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Your Gracious Guide to Love & Lust! Dear Mistress Maeve, I have a problem concerning my husband’s best friend that I hope you can help me take care of discreetly. They have been best friends since grade school, and I would hate to see my husband lose his best friend over this. I’ve been married to my husband for three years, and we were together for two years before that. Nearly the entire time, his best friend has been coming on to me. It started out with just jokes and flirting, most of the time right in front of my husband, who would just laugh it off because his friend has always been known as the “class clown.” But, recently, he seems more serious in his advances. He’s even made comments about what would have happened if he had “met me first.” When I look uncomfortable, he’s quick to make a joke and smooth things over. My husband would be devastated to learn that his best friend is really trying to make a move on me. I just want him to drop this nonsense. How would you handle this situation? Thanks, Not Laughing Dear NL, Well, my dear, I wouldn’t have to handle this situation, because I would have nipped it in the bud long ago. You need to deal with this guy immediately. It sounds like his behavior has escalated over the years, and you must put a stop to it before it goes any further. I know you want to protect your husband and their friendship, but I assure you — he’s no friend to your husband. You need to think about keeping your relationship with your husband healthy, open and honest — keeping secrets only erodes your connection. Have a talk with your hubby and explain that while he may think his best friend is joking around, you are convinced otherwise. Tell him that you feel uncomfortable, and relay recent comments his “best friend” has made to you privately. See what your husband has to say. Given their friendship, he may want to deal with the situation man to man, or he may suggest that you put your foot down next time it happens. Either way, you need your husband’s support on this, and I wouldn’t recommend approaching the friend before you speak with hubby — it could blow the situation wide open, leaving your husband wondering why he was kept in the dark. And one more thing — be ready for a less-than-supportive initial response from your husband. You’re right — he will be devastated, and he might not want to believe his best friend is after his wife. Be kind, but also be steadfast. You’ve put up with this long enough, and it’s time for hubby to back you up.

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coaching GO AHEAD! DO SOMETHING WORTHY: Thursday, March 15, 7-8 p.m. By telephone. $150 per month. Info, 802-655-6845 or visit www.dosomethingworthy.com. An evolutionary coaching program to change the world. If you want to do something to make the world a better place this four-month program is for you. You’ll move from “Someone needs to do something,” to “I’m the one to do it.” Go to dosomethingworthy.com to register.

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asian body workout ORIENTAL BODYWORK PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www.elementsofhealing.net. The 500-hour Oriental Bodywork provides students with a solid foundation in Traditional Oriental Medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage; Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. The course will involve a detailed study of Oriental medicine theory, including the body’s meridian system and acupressure points, Yin Yang Theory, 5-Element Theory, 8 Principles of diagnosis, internal and external causes of disease will also be studied, as well as Oriental pattern differentiation. Additionally, diagnostic methods of finding disharmony (pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis) will be explored giving students the tools necessary to treat a wide range of disorders and imbalances. This allows students to create not just a relaxing massage experience but also a health treatment plan that can be implemented during their massage sessions. A Western science class, Anatomy and Physiology, personal and professional ethics and business development has been incorporated into the bodywork program as well. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify.

beverages WINTER WINE EDUCATION SERIES AT THE INN AT ESSEX - WINES OF THE COTES DE OR: Thursday, March 8, 6-7:30 p.m. $35 per person plus tax. Info, 802-764-1413 or visit www. necidining.com. Learn from the New England Culinary Institute (NECI) wine professionals. Features a discussion accompanied by a tasting of five wines. Receive 20% off your dinner in Butler’s the night of the seminar or a complimentary cheese course when next visiting Butler’s. Space is limited, so make your reservation today.

business GETTING SERIOUS: April 14, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Women’s Small Business Program at Mercy Connections, Inc. $105. Info, 802-846-7338 or visit www.mercyconnections.org. This day-long workshop explores business ownership as a career step. Discover if business ownership is right for you, examine your ideas and create an action plan.

camps PLAN AHEAD FOR FLYNNARTS’ SUMMER CAMPS AND CLASSES!: A variety of exciting children’s camps, summertime jazz opportunities (including Latin jazz classes with Jazzismo), and classes and workshops for teens and adults. Flynn Members can register now, on a first-come, firstserved basis. Beginning Thursday, March 1, registrations by the general public will be processed on a first-come, first-served basis. Info, call 802-652-4548, ext. 4, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org.

clay CUP HAND BUILDING WORKSHOP: Instructed by Catherine Wood Brooks. Two Saturdays, March 17 & 24, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. $45. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. This two- day hand building workshop complements the Art Center’s current exhibit and fundraiser, Raise a Cup for Art. Beginners, experienced potters, parents and children are welcome. Build your creations on the first Saturday and return the following Saturday to glaze the pieces.

COMPUTER WORKSHOPS DESIGNED FOR THE BEGINNING AND INTERMEDIATE USER: March 3 – May 26. Preregistration is required. Suggested donation: $3 per workshop. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. Info, visit the Library, call the Reference Desk, 802-8657217 or visit the Computer Center page on www.fletcherfree.org. Intro to Windows, Intro to Microsoft Word, Intermediate Microsoft Word, Beginning and Intermediate Internet Exploration, Email Basics with Yahoo! Mail, and Protect Your Computer (virus protection).

dance AFRICAN DANCE WITH SORIBA SIMBO CAMARA, TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM GUINEA, WEST AFRICA: Please note new times and new classes added! Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m., Adult mixed level, The Edge, Williston. Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m., Adult mixed level, Kids & Fitness, South Burlington. Fridays, 5:30-6:45 p.m., Adult beginner, The Edge, Williston. Saturdays, 2-3:15 p.m. Kids Dance Class, Richmond Free Library Community Room Saturdays 3:30-5:00 p.m. Adult beginner, Richmond Free Library Community Room. (No classes 3/17, 3/24.) $12/class or $60 for 6 classes. Info, 802-540-0035 or inouwalinga@yahoo.com. Dance to live drumming, have fun and smile while sweating! Friendly, welcoming environment. Simbo has extensive teaching and performing experience and is eager to share his culture with you via high-energy dances! Prior to moving to Vermont, Simbo was a member of both national ballets in Guinea including the acclaimed Les Ballets Africains. All levels welcome, walk-ins welcome! Emphasis on beginner instruction on Fridays and Saturdays. Simbo also offers classes and performances for corporate events, workshops, residencies and private parties. AFRICAN DANCE WORKOUT IN MONTPELIER: Weekly: Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m., Wednesdays, noon-1 p.m., Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m., Saturdays, 9-10:30 a.m. Contempo-

rary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St. Info, 802-229-4676 or visit www.cdandfs.com. A nonstop blend of dance moves from and inspired by West African and AfroCaribbean traditions for a fun cardio workout; handweights; floorwork; Yoga and PIlates-based matwork for deep stretching and strengthening. Attention to proper body mechanics and breath. All Levels: modifications given. No dance experience needed. Drop-ins welcome. Allison Mann leads this enjoyable class, creating a welcoming atmosphere for movers of all types. She’s studied African-based dance since 1988, taught since 1995, and is currently becoming certified to teach Yoga. AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. – noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! ARGENTINE TANGO LESSONS AND MILONGA: Saturday, March 10, 5-11 p.m. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St. $15-$25. Info, 802238-8933 or email briandalmer@ verizon.net. All levels, no partner necessary. 5-6:30 p.m., Beginner’s Lesson. $15. Note: those who have never done any tango please contact Brian regarding free preparation. 7-8:30 p.m., Workshop Series, Inviting the Essence of Tango: intro to close-embrace used in BA & on other crowded dance floors. $20. 8:30–11 p.m., festive Milonga (Tango social dance) and mixed music for all levels, with a Tango demonstration by Mylene & Simon, a farewell potluck for Jean-Sylvain, cash bar upstairs: Free for those taking a lesson or workshop, otherwise $5. NOTE: rates for the lesson & workshop are $5 more for drop-ins with no reservation. BURLINGTON BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Mondays and Thursdays, The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info, visit www.FirstStepDance.com or call 802-598-6757. We teach a variety of classes covering Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango, Rumba, Cha Cha, Merengue, Swing and Nightclub 2-Step. Classes vary from introductory Level I classes, through intermediate Level II and III classes. No experience is necessary for the Level I classes, although the Level II and III classes require having completed the previous levels. No partner is required for class, so come out and learn to dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65,

$12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! LEARN TO BLUES DANCE: with Steven Mitchell & Virginie Jensen, internationally renowned dancers and instructors. Learn this fun, sensual dance with the very best! Friday, March 9, 7:30-9. $30, includes admission the immediately following swing dance, music by Pine Street Jazz! Both the class and the dance are open to all – no experience necessary! The dance by itself is only $15 at the door; both will be held at the Edmunds School cafeteria on Main Street in Burlington. Doors open at 7, please arrive early. Info, 802-860-7501, www.vermontswings.com, shirley@ lindyvermont.com. SWING DANCE LESSONS: Six weeks, two nights, two levels. Beginners Tuesdays, Levels 2 and 3 on Wednesdays. Tuesdays, March 13 – April 17: Swing 1/Lindy Hop Basics, 6:30-7:30 p.m. No experience required; includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Wednesdays, March 14 - April 18: Swing 2B/Mostly Swing Outs, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Learn (or refine) a variety of Swing outs, the heart of 8-count Lindy Hop. Prerequisite: must have mastered Swing 1 – or by permission. Wednesdays, March 14 - April 18: Balboa FUNdamentals, 7:45-8:45 p.m. Learn the basics and a few fancy steps of this fun and lively dance! (Special discount for dancers who attended our February workshop.) Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 8607501 or www.lindyvermont.com. No partner needed for any class! We focus on having fun and learning technique that will allow you to dance with anyone, anywhere. (Please bring clean, non-marking shoes and arrive 10 minutes early to the first class.) THEATRICAL DANCE WORKSHOP: Begins March 10, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. At the new Kriya Studio. $12 drop in, $89 for 8 weeks. Info, 802-8621369. Come to stretch, strengthen and explore in a guided, highenergy class with emphasis on both technical and improvisational skills. All levels welcome.

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Trim and Finish Carpentry, March 9-11. $415. Learn the steps to achieve beautiful finish trim for doors, windows, crown mouldings and baseboards. Efficiency by Design, March 17-18. $275. This class will introduce the prin-

ciples of heat loss and heat gain in building envelopes, the characteristics of insulation materials and systems, and energy-efficient design details. Historic Houses, March 17-18. $275. Learn where to look and what to look for when assessing the overall condition of a historic structure. Beginning Furnituremaking, March 18-23. $725. Gain comfort with the hows and whys of woodworking, the use of hand tools, and the safe operation of shop equipment. Home Design, March 18-24. $875. Why hire an architect when you can design your own dream home in this handson course. Do-It-Yourself Home Repair, March 25-30. $725. This hands-on course will cover tools and materials, basic carpentry, and common repairs including electrical and plumbing. Info, call 802496-5545 or visit www.yestermorrow.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Celebrating our 26th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Spring 2007 Session I: Classes are held in the Taiko Space at 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Kids Classes (Beginners—Renshuu), Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20, 5-week session begins 3/27. $40. Kids Classes (Advanced Beginners—Kawara), Mondays, 3:154, 5-week session begins 3/26. $40. Adult Classes (Beginners—Soko II), Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20, 5-week session begins 3/27. $45. Adult Classes (Advanced Beginners—Yodan), Mondays, 5:30-6:50, 5-week session begins 3/26. $45. Adult Classes (Intermediate—Soko Form), Mondays, 7-8:20, 5-week session begins 3/26, $45. Gift certificates are available! Info, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or call 802-658-0658. HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Wednesdays at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Beginners Conga Class, 5:30-6:50. Beginners Djembe Class, 7-8:50. Four-week session begins 5/9, $40/session. Walk-in price: $12. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND TAIKO CLASSES: Kids and Parents (Beginners—Matsuri), Thursdays, 6-6:50, 5-week session begins 3/29. $80/pair. Adult Classes (Beginners—Gobyoshi), Thursdays, 7-7:50, 5-week session begins 3/29. $50. In the Community Meeting Room at the Richmond Free Library. Paid pre-registration is due by 3/22, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Info, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or call 802-434-2624 for Richmond class information.


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employment SETTING INTENTIONS FOR FINANCIAL ABUNDANCE; AN EXPERIENTIAL WORKSHOP: Saturday, February 10, 10:30 a.m. – 5 p.m. $100. Yoga Mountain Center, 79 Main St., Montpelier. Info, 802479-1034 or email fredcheyette@ earthlink.net. Presented by Fred Cheyette, M.A. Discover how it feels to be fully open to financial abundance. Create intentions around finances that are in alignment with your entire being. Generate energy to empower your intentions.

energy ART OF BEING: EXPLORATIONS OF THE SUBTLE HUMAN ENERGY SYSTEM: May 19 and 20, June 23 and 24, July 14 and 15, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Vergennes Wellness Center. $750, $100 discount if registered by March 20. Info, Lucrezia Mangione, 802-377-3100 or visit www.handcraftedhealth. org. The world is literally turning upside down. Are you stuck right side up? The time for doubting your power is gone. The time to stand fully engaged in it is here. Realign yourself with a 3-weekend program of exploring your wondrous, intelligent, subtle human energy system. Get right with your sovereign connection with inner wisdom. This program strengthens your trust muscle connecting you more deeply to your inner guidance system and inherent wisdom. This is a study in the energetic A&P of the human energy system (H.E.S), and the fundamentals of bio-energetic interactions. We explore its direct relationship to wellbeing and how consciously engaging with your H.E.S naturally aligns your vibratory health guiding you in leading a fully integrated life. HEALING TOUCH LEVEL ONE: April 24 - May 22, Tuesday mornings, 8:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. or April 27-29 (Friday, 6-9:30 p.m., Saturday and Sunday, 8:30 a.m. - 6 p.m.) Handcrafted Health, Llc. $333 tuition, $225 full-time student with ID and repeater and $40 for manual. Info, 802-877-3100 or visit www.handcraftedhealth.org. First level of a national nursing continuing education program for people of all professions: non-medical individuals, health professionals, psychotherapists, counselors, body therapists, physicians and registered nurses desiring in-depth understanding and practice of healing work using energy-based concepts. Thorough, engaging, and educational: learn energy principles basic to HT, the human energy system’s relationship to physical, emotional, mental and spiritual health, assessment of energy field, energy centers, learn specific HT techniques and applications in personal/professional practice. HT Program is an approved provider of continuing nursing education by Colorado Nurses Assoc., an accredited approver by the American Nurses Credentialing Center’s Commission on Accredation. HT Program is approved by the NCBTMB. 20 CE contact hours.

exercise GREAT DAYTIME WORKOUTS IN MONTPELIER: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St. Info, 802-223-4712 or visit www.cdandfs.com. Monday, noon-1 p.m., NIA: dynamic, fun, non-stop sequences incorporate modern, jazz, and martial arts moves with deep

stretching and strengthening. Tuesday, 9:30-10:30 a.m., Pilates Basic Mat w/expert guidance. Wednesday, noon-1 p.m., African Dance Workout. Thursday, NIA (see Monday). Friday, 9:15-10:15 a.m., Beginning Modern Dance a great place for the beginning mover. All Classes: Drop-ins welcome, no prior experience needed. The Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, under the direction of Lorraine Neal, has been welcoming dancers and exercisers for over 30 years.

feldenkrais® AWARENESS THROUGH MOVEMENT: Classes every Monday starting March 12, 6-7 p.m. $100 per class or $52 for 6 weeks, in Burlington. Improve posture, range of motion, be pain free. Info, call Darragh Lambert, CFP, 863-2438. Know what you do so you can do what you want.

fine arts FINE ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Level II Watercolor: Still Life, Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., March 8 – April 12 (6 weeks). Portrait Drawing Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, March 24–25, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Members $120, nonmembers $133. Drawing from the Model, Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

gardening 2007 MASTER GARDENER BASIC COURSE: Tuesdays, beginning February 6 – May 8, 6:15–9:15 p.m. Offered statewide. $325 includes tuition and all materials. Info, call 656-9562 or visit www.uvm.edu/ mastergardener. This UVM Extension course covers the basics of Home Horticulture. Instructors are UVM faculty and Vermont professionals. Topics include: Botany, Perennials and Annuals, Landscape Design, Vegetables, Lawns, Entomology, Plant Diseases, Soils, Woody Ornamentals, Pest Management, Invasive Plant Control, and Becoming a Master Gardener.

health INTRODUCTION TO CRANIOSACRAL THERAPY: April 21 and 22. The Body Center. Info, 802-865-9500 ext. 4. Taught by David Tomlinson. Advance registration required. This course is designed for both lay people and therapists wishing to learn about this gentle, yet extremely effective, handson therapy. It uses a holistic approach to assist the body’s own ability to heal and balance itself. The course will consist of lecture, demonstration and hands-on practice. Participants will learn a number of simple techniques to be used at home or integrated into any bodywork practice. David is an instructor for The Upledger Institute and has been teaching internationally for over four years.

herbs HONORING HERBAL TRADITIONS: One Saturday a month, beginning in April through the growing season. $800 includes all materials, reference book and membership to United Plant Savers. Join Kelley Robie, of Horsetail Herbs, for an eight-month Herbal Apprenticeship program held on her horse farm in

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Milton, VT. Info, call 893-0521. Preregistration required. We will be covering herbal therapies and nutritional support, with emphasis on the body systems. Learn handson instruction for home medicine making. Plant identification will take place in fields, forests, and wetlands. Eat wild foods and learn about plant sustainability. Herbal healing is a rich part of our human history. Make this summer an empowering health journey for yourself! VSAC grant accepted. ORIENTAL HERBAL MEDICINE PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www. elementsofhealing.net. This class will meet one weekend a month and will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn thefundamentals of Oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, 5 element, 8 principle, and Oriental internal medicine theory. An in-depth study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis will make this course an extremely practical introduction to the art and science of Oriental herbal therapy. There will also be a hands-on approach to working with loose herbs and combining them into classical formulas. This class is appropriate for all body-workers and health-care providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wisdom of the Herbs: Foundational Certification program, one weekend each month, April to November 2007. Develop relationship with local wild plants as edibles, medicinals and plant spirit beings; food as our first medicine and healthy life-style practices. Nature and Wholeness: Follow-up Certification program, one weekend a month, April to November 2007. Extended nature adventures, energy training, Shamanic journeying and study of core edibles and medicinals. VSAC grants available to qualifying applicants; please apply early. Info, contact Annie McCleary, Director, 802-453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt.net, or visit www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool. com. Lincoln, VT, relocating early next summer to 20 minutes north of Montpelier.

holistic health HOMEOPATHY FOR INFANTS AND CHILDREN: NATURAL REMEDIES FOR COMMON PROBLEMS: Saturday, March 31 and April 14, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. $45, total. Applecheek Farm, Hyde Park. Info, 802-878-3725. What is homeopathy? How can families use homeopathy to relieve common symptoms like earache or colic? This short course explains the principles of homeopathy and offers practical advice on using homeopathy to treat infants and children. Classes taught by Patricia Hechmer, homeopath practicing in Burlington and Jeffersonville. Pre-register by 3/24.

language 123SPANISHNOW.COM: Monday - Saturday, 8 a.m./p.m. - 9 a.m./p.m. Spanish, French and Portuguese. $150 for 9 weeks. Info, 917-364-

3123 or email constanciag@hotmail. com. New class: Spanish for younger students. Designed for those in 4th –8th Spanish/French. Williston. Starts March 15, 4-5 p.m. Beginner/ intermediate Starts March 15, WillistonMontpelier. Sign up now! SPANISH CLASSES: Spring 2007, 8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m. Spanish classes 4u. Info, 770-855-5125, visit www. justspanish4u.com or email info@ justspanish4u.com. If you want to learn Spanish look no further. At Just Spanish 4u, Spanish is our expertise and native tongue. We offer affordable, one-on-one or group classes at a convenient time schedule to fit your professional or personal needs.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, March 6, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes meet MondayFriday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays and Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-9518900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-864-7902 or visit www.iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips, and rib cartilage and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth-generation lineage teacher of the Yang style. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Sat-

urdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Suite 35, Wlliston. First class free. Info, 660-4072, visit www.bjjusa.com or email Julio@bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-tolearn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage ADVANCED CLASSES FOR MASSAGE THERAPISTS: Pain Mechanisms of the Shoulder-Level 1, March 21 - April 11. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck - Level 1, April 18 - May 9. $225 per series (includes workbook). Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., So. Burlington. Info, 802-658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts. com. These classes are designed for therapists and body workers who desire to increase their hands-on and evaluative skills toward the goal of being able to treat more complex chronic pain problems. Students will acquire advanced techniques and skills to greatly improve the effectiveness of their existing massage. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. HOT STONE MASSAGE WORKSHOP: Sunday, March 25, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. $225 or take with the Spa Treatment Workshop for $425. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 205 Dorset St., So. Burlington. Info, 658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Learn how to incorporate hot stone massage into your practice, with specifics on equipment, supplies, stone selection and care. You will learn how to use the stones and perform a 90-minute hot stone massage routine. You will also learn variations in stone technique that will enable you to individualize your treatments according to your style and your clients’ needs. (Note: Stone sets are required but not provided for this workshop. Stone sets are available for purchase, please call 658-7715.) Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. INTRODUCTION TO MASSAGE SCHOOL: Saturday, April 14, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $25. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, 802-658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts. com. This workshop is designed for those considering professional training at Touchstone Healing Arts. Get an overview of the career opportunities in the field of massage

and bodywork. You will receive an orientation to the unique curriculum of Touchstone’s 650-hour Massage Practitioner Training Program. Touchstone instructors will demonstrate some of the massage modalities that are taught in the program. You will sample effective hands-on techniques, optimal body mechanics and the quality of touch that help Touchstone graduates excel in the profession. INTRODUCTION TO THAI YOGA MASSAGE: With Kristin Borquist, Saturday, April 7, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., 2-5 p.m. $75. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com or 658-7715. Explore Thai Yoga Massage at this one-day introductory workshop taught by an Advanced Certified Practitioner. This ancient and sacred healing art is practiced clothed on a mat on the floor. Whether you are considering pursuing more extensive professional training or would like to bring a partner or friend to learn some simple and effective techniques, come and enjoy a day of profoundly relaxing and rejuvenating bodywork. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. THE SPA TREATMENT WORKSHOP: Friday, March 23, 6-9 p.m. and Saturday, March 24, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. $250 or take with Hot Stone Massage workshop for $425. Info, and for a list of required supplies, call 658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts. com. Learn how to perform wraps, scrubs and foot treatments with or without the availability of a shower. This hands-on workshop will cover the theory, concepts and procedures for body treatments that relax muscles in preparation for massage and enhance all the benefits of massage - including enhanced circulation and lymph flow. You will learn about different products and supplies to perform from the simplest to the most complex procedure. You will learn five specific treatments and their variations. Each student will receive and perform a therapeutic wrap and a scrub. Touchstone Healing Arts is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Mondays through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http:// www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month, March 4, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

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music EXPLORE GUITAR GROOVES AT THE FLYNN! Learn how to play the guitar, or discover Flamenco guitar traditions, in two 10-week classes at the Flynn. Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or call 6524548, ext.4. In Beginning Guitar, instructor James O’Halloran will teach basic finger-picking and strumming techniques, reading chord charts, playing out of a song book, tuning, technique, and tone. Classes, for grades 11 through adult, meet Thursdays, March 8 May 17, 7:408:55 pm; students provide their own acoustic guitar. In Intermediate Guitar: Flamenco, O’Halloran and adult students explore three Flamenco guitar styles (palos): the solea, the alegrias, and the bulerias. Wednesdays, March 7 - May 16, 7:40-8:55 p.m. Participants provide their own nylon-string guitar. Each class is $150 for 10 weeks.

outdoors OPENING THE BOOK OF CREATION: April 2007 - March 2008. One weekend a month, Friday p.m. - Sunday p.m. Huntington. $1200 total ($100/weekend). Info, 802295-4963 or visit www.newcreationwilderness.org. An intensive training in wilderness skills and contemplative Christian wilderness spirituality. Learn to live directly with the land and experience the power and presence of God in nature. All backgrounds welcome!

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale within the Espire personal training studio. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-310-2614, or email lynnemartens@ msn.com, or visit www.Espirefitness.com and click on Absolute Pilates. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel

good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-8639900 or visit www.pilatesspace. net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

reiki FIRST DEGREE REIKI ATTUNEMENT: Dates, times as per individual schedule. $500. Info, taught by Reiki Master/Teacher, Jangchub Palwo (J.P.), 802-872-1131 or email Jangchubpalwo@yahoo.com. Inspire your healing techniques. Receive direction in Usui Shiki Ryoho Reiki.

religion BASIC JUDAISM CLASS: Sunday, March 11, 12:30-2 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. Donations. Info, 802-872-0544. Basic Judaism Series given by Rabbi Raskin from the Chabad Jewish Center. Next topic: “Living as Partners with God.”

snowkiting SNOWKITING: Lesson details: Intro to Snowkite, up to 3 people, 3 hours. $95. Learn safety, set up, how to fly the kite and get your first rides. On the Boards Lesson, up to 3 people, 2 hours. Learn how to stay and ride upwind, refine your technique, start jumping. $85. Info, 951-2586 or visit www.stormboarding.com. Get ready to get going this winter snowkiting. Ski, tele or snowboard with a kite, cruise or go as extreme as you can handle. This exciting and fast-growing sport has a place for everyone - cruising, jumping, going fast, riding terrain/ rails, accessing backcountry and adding a new dimension to winter sports. We also sell kites and gear, gift certificates available.

spirituality ART OF NATURAL PSYCHIC PROTECTION: With Fearn Lickfield. Tuesday, March 13, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal Street, Winooski. Info, 802865-HERB. We are living in a time of great change. The earth is undergoing big shifts in climate, habitat & weather patterns & our modern technological world is expanding so fast that we can only guess at the effects on all life. Meanwhile many people are becoming more spiritually open & aware, making them more sensitive to all the change around them. In this workshop we’ll learn how to best protect ourselves & bolster our immunity so as to ride the changing tides while maintaining our health on all levels. We’ll call upon the protective powers of the mushroom, plant, mineral, animal, spirit kingdoms & experience what

it feels like to have strong healthy boundaries while staying in connection with life. This workshop will be experiential, educational & potentially transformational! Fearn is a Certified Flower Essence Practitioner and Geomancer doing business as Essential Nature in central Vermont.

theater ACQUIRE COPING SKILLS FOR YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME: FlynnArts Class for adults! Thursdays, April 19-May 19, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $95 for four weeks. Older teens welcome by permission. Info, flynnarts@flynncenter.org or 652-4548, ext. 4. Instructor Margot Button will help participants become more comfortable with their ability to speak to groups of any size on any subject in Public Speaking for Those Who Would Rather Not!, a relaxed class designed to relieve anxiety. Fun activities cover many presentation scenarios including the use of microphones and even spicing up a PowerPoint presentation. Teachers, businesspeople, auditioning actors, and others will find the perfect forum for expanding their vocal prowess in this supportive class. KISS YOUR INNER CRITIC GOODBYE AT THE FLYNN! Thursdays, March 8 - April 12, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $135 for six weeks. Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or call 6524548, ext. 4. Adult Acting for Bashful Beginners is a chance to awaken joyful expression while developing creativity and learning to trust yourself in this fun and supportive class with instructor Susan Palmer. Through theater games and acting exercises, participants will learn skills that lead to greater confidence and ease of expression—whether onstage or off. The six-week class is designed for those with minimal acting experience, or for actors who want a chance to enjoy the “play” in their craft without a product in mind.

well-being HEALTH & WELLNESS FOR MEN: AN HERBAL APPROACH: With Guido Masé. Thursday, March 15, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $15. Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal Street, Winooski. Info, 802-865-HERB. Take an in-depth look at male physiology from an herbal and holistic perspective & learn how some of the common health concerns men experience can be seen from an energetic point of view. After understanding how excess & deficiency of vital energies affect the whole, you can craft powerful herbal protocols to help restore balance & wellness. Special attention is paid to a “medicine chest” of herbal remedies particularly effective for men & boys & how to use it safely and effectively. Guido is a practicing clinical herbalist in Montpelier.

wood COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: Introduction to Basic Woodworking, March 2, 3-6 p.m., March 14, 6-9 p.m., April 10, 6-9 p.m., April 13, 6-9 p.m., May 1, 6-9 p.m., May 23, 6-9 p.m. Basic Woodworking II, April 14, 3-6 p.m. Wood Pen Turning, March 31, 3-6 p.m., May 18, 3-6 p.m. Bowl Turning, March 16, 3-6 p.m., May 18, 3-6 p.m. The Art of Cutting Dove-

tails, April 6, 3-6 p.m. Sharpening Hand Tools, April 20, 3-6 p.m. New classes: Building the Mill Creek Kayak, Kitchen and Bathroom Cabinet Making. 382 Hercules Drive, Suite 5, Colchester. Call 802-6554201 to sign up or stop by and take a tour. Web: http://mysite.verizon. net/stevensturgis/cww. WOOD WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Bowl Turning, Saturday/Sunday, March 10 and 11, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $220, nonmembers $250, materials $30. Handplanes in the Workshop, Saturday/Sunday, March 31 and April 1, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $250, nonmembers $275, materials $20. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $14 drop-in, $110 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage. Christine is also a certified ayurvedic consultant. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $60 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Beginner, Flow, Iyengar style, Kids’, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Mid-life, Naam, Prenatal, Restorative. There is a powerful cumulative effect achieved by practicing postures in varied sequences. STHIRA SUKHAM ASANAM Sthira = steady; Sukham = comfort; Asanam = posture. Asana is a steady comfortable posture. “True asana is that in which the thought of Brahma flows effortlessly through the mind.” BKS Iyengar. INEXHAUSTIBLE TREASURE: THE HEART’S GARDEN: A weekend of Anusara Yoga with certified teacher Sara Rose, March 30, 31 and April 1. Shelburne Town Hall. Info, Heidi Bock, Heidi@Bock.com or 802-598-2286. Come celebrate the Spring Equinox and the joy of the earth’s awakening in this weekend of Anusara Yoga. Through the Universal Principles of Alignment and Tantric philosophy, we will cultivate and come home to the treasure of our very own consciousness. INTRODUCTION TO THAI YOGA MASSAGE: With Kristin Borquist, Saturday, April 7, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., 2-5 p.m. $75. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com or 658-7715. Explore Thai Yoga Massage at this one-day introductory workshop taught by Kristin Borquist, an Advanced Certified Practitioner. This ancient and sacred healing art is practiced clothed on a mat on the floor, and includes applied pressure along the body’s energy pathways, and assisted stretching, coordinated in a rhythmic series of movements that is both calming and energizing. Learn a series of simple, flowing,

and effective techniques to warm muscles and increase flexibility and ease. Whether you are considering pursuing more extensive professional training or would like to bring massage home to family, students, partners, and friends, come enjoy a day of profoundly relaxing and rejuvenating bodywork. Individuals and pairs are welcome. ROOT YOGA: Beginner to intermediate level. Burlington Unitarian Universalist Church, the top of Church Street. In the Susan B. Anthony Room, second floor, Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Thursdays, 12-1 p.m., beginning March 8, the Parlors, first floor. Sundays, 4:30-6 p.m. beginning March 11, Susan B Anthony Room, 2nd Floor. $10 drop in, $48 six-class pass. Info, contact Haley, email root.yoga@gmail.com or call 802-658-4152. YOGA ARTS MATTHEW WALKER: Yoga in the Hills Retreat at Sky Meadow Retreat, Stannard, (NE Kingdom), April 7, 8. Three yoga sessions, afternoon hike, evening kirtan, delicious vegetarian meals and overnight accommodations. $150/financial aid. Montpelier Area. Basic-level yoga classes with Matthew Walker BA, CKYT (Certified Kripalu Yoga Teacher). Beginners welcome. 1st class free! Mats/props provided. Monday, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Beth Jacob Synagogue, Montpelier. $10. Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m., Montpelier Shambhala Center. $12, or 11:30 a.m. — 12:30 p.m. Kellogg-Hubbard Library Montpelier. Free. Sunday, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m., Plainfield Commmunity Center-Men’s Yoga. $10. Info, 802-793-2656 or Matthew.Walker@Goddard.Edu. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful spacious studios on the Winooski River and our new downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building). $14 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit yogavermont. com. Six-week sessions Intro to Kripalu and Ashtanga, Kids Yoga, Adaptive Yoga, Yoga and Kung Fu and more start up in March. 200-hour Yoga Instructor Course begins March 2007. Gift certificates available online and at the studios.

less steel, $150. eloise@surfglobal.net, 802-864-3842. Fisher Minute Mount Plow Barely used Fisher Minute Mount plow blade. Hydraulics incl. 7.5’ blade. In great condition, never used commercially, not used this season. Freezerless Refrigerators 2 Frigidaire freezerless refigerators. 17 cu. ft. Commercial-rated. Like new. $375/each. 802-878-7558. G.E. ELECTRIC COOKTOP Almondcolored. 21.25 x 30.25” (fits 19.5” x 28.5” countertop opening). Spotless, like new. $75. 802-899-2305. Grizzly Bandsaw Grizzly G0555 Ultimate 14” bandsaw, used once. $300. 802-735-1235. Like New Appliance GE pro, white, glass top, electric indepted range, $200. 6 and 5 burner counter gas range, $250/each. New built-in oven w/mic on top, $550. 802-864-3842. PENIS ENLARGEMENT FDA Approved medical vacuum pumps, Viagra, Testosterone, Cialis. Gain 1-3” permanently. Free Brochures. 619-294-7777, http://www.drjoelkaplan.com. (AAN CAN) Refrigerant recovery unit Thermaflo model 2070 incls. instruction manuals oil separators, 40’ refrigerant hose, 30 lb. cylinder duel gauge manifold cool down freezer, very fast. $475. Call 864-5230. Restaurant Equipment Refrigerated pastry case, 6 burner range, 3 bay sink, sandwich unit, hand sinks, espresso grinder. No garbage! 802-598-6825, Brian. Sears Car Topper X-large, locking, like new, fits van or wagon, comes w/old-style rain gutter racks. $75/OBO. 802-864-7740. Machine VendVending ing machine for sale, $1000. 802-372-4403.

Clothing/ Jewelry $9 PRESCRIPTION EYEGLASSES Custom made to your prescription, stylish plastic or metal frame, Highindex, UV protection, antiscratch lens, case, lenscloth for only $9. Also available: Rimless, Titanium, Children’s, Bifocals, Progressives, Suntints, AR coating, etc. http://ZENNIOPTICAL.COM. (AAN CAN) Avon products!! Looking for Avon products? I am an Avon Representative available to Jericho, Underhill, Essex and Colchester. Give me a call or send me an email if you would like a brochure. Sarah @ 899-6755.

Antiques/ Collectibles looking for vinyl records Looking for vinyl record collections, large or small. Ask for Craig, 802-527-2294.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts ** REFRIGERATOR ** $50/obo Full-size, white, works very well, clean, 1991, Sears brand, freezer on top, single crisper cabinet in bottom. Must pick-up. CounterTop New Gas Ranges New 5-burner gas countertop, black on black, GE and Jet-Air, $250/each. Used 5-burner stain-

Jewelry from Recycle North Please - if you purchased 2 wedding bands, a locket w/pictures inside and a small Star of David pin from Recycle North, in Burlington, during the week of 2/19, these are personal items mistakenly sold and I want to get them back. They are of sentimental value and their return would mean a great deal to me! Please call Fran at 603-778-1865 and leave a message if I’m not there. My email is briantfranr@msn.com. Tan Leather Coat Great condition, men’s 5XL. Worn maybe twice! $100 OBO. 802-324-3167.

Electronics 20” G4 iMac LIKE NEW- great condition, owner needs a laptop. 2 GHz Intel Core Duo Sells on Ebay for $1500, buy here $1400. OS-10.4, 802-279-3866.


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. camera CamboLegend mint Near mint Cambo Legend geared 4x5 view camera w/ Schneider 210mm lens, 4 film holders and extension rail. Barely used, a beautiful rock-solid camera! $450. 802-310-2184. Black ipod nano Does not come w/cords. Has music on it. In fine shape. Was my ex-boyfriendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. Nothing wrong w/it. Make me a good reasonable offer. Email mylittlegothpony@hotmail.com. iMac 17 inch floating monitor, OSX 10.4, 80GB 800mhz 512MB SDRAM. DVD-RW. Loaded with Microsoft Office, PhotoShop, Illustrator, InDesign, ImageReady, and more. Works great. $695. 802-578-9597. New Dell Dimension w/flat screen panel, DVD burner, Windows XP, anti-virus security, wireless, soundblaster audigy, 160GB hard drive, contact for more info! 802-498-4291. ReallyCheepG3 ibookLaptop: Clamshell blue in color. Has wireless card ($100 for just that). Paid $450 for it (without wireless card). Asking $150-$200/OBO for laptop and wireless card. Cordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a little touchy (but works). Great buy. mylittlegothpony@hotmail. com. Yamaha 7.1 THX receiver Yamaha 7.1 channel THX HTR-5890, 120 watts receiver, like new 100% working condition. Incls. remote and manual. See CNET or AMAZON for SPECS. Email w/questions! albunnell@comcast.net.

Entertainment/ Tickets Dancer, solid gold exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full-time money with parttime hours. No experience necessary. 802-862-1377. Gay DVDs $6/each, gay vhs tapes @ $2/each, magazines $1.50/ each. 802-288-8188.

Free Stuff Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Global Markets, 863-9460.

Furniture Antique Hardwood Dresser Gorgeous piece. Quality craftsmanship. Dovetail joints, exotic veneers. Recently refinished. Burlington. Moving, must sell. $300. Call Dan 802-233-3934. Cherry ET Center / Table Amazing! $4500, matching coffee table $1500. Top of the line! Must see made by green design furniture of Maine, greendesigns.com. 802-482-6787. Custom Cherry Bedroom Set S2 platform bed asain inspired from Green Designs, Maine, $4000. Two bedside cabinets, $1000 each. 6 drawer bureau, $4200. Single bedside/end table, $800. Pics at greendesigns.com. 802-482-6787. ENTERTAINMENT STAND Oak, glass doors w/ lights. TV opening 30â&#x20AC;? wide X 26â&#x20AC;? tall X 19â&#x20AC;? deep. $300. Call 864-9558. Oak Entertainment Center Originally from Samâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unfinished

for $250. Contains spaces for DVD/CDs and books or old VHS tapes. $75/OBO. 802-858-2070.

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Recliner/rocker Laz-y-Boy. Perfect condition. Dark blue. Nearly new. $250. 802-363-5282.

2001 Polaris XC XP 600 Brand new rebuilt engine with less than 200 miles on it. Many upgrades including hypershift clutch kit and 96 studs. FAST!!! moving must sell. 802-482-6787.

#TV & Audio Storage Cabinet Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got to go! Oak cabinet w/ glass doors and lots of storage for TV, games, video equip. Nice but can no longer use. $100. 802-899-2981.

Garage/Estate Sales APARTMENT SALE Electric scooter $50. Electric bike (needs work), $70. Full size futon, $75. Wood chairs $6/each. Leather jackets, $25/each. Books, bric-a-brac. 802-288-8188. Organic Seeds 400 + packets High Mowing Seeds (2006 season) $.90/ea. 802-878-7558.

Burton Snowboard Burton Troop Snowboard. 139 cm. With or without bindings. $125 with, $100 without. Email mtpeters@adelphia.net. ProForm Treadmill $200/OBO CrossWalkÂŹĂ&#x2020; 400e. Gently used, retails for $500. Upper-body arms, calorie workouts, ProSoft Plus cushioning, power incline control, EKG Heart Rate Monitor. Must sell! Call 864-5169. Thule Summit roof rack box Storage box for car roof racks. Great condition, keys and locks incl. Original price, $400 w/locks. Selling for $175. Call 802-310-2184 or email michael @michaelheeney.com. Volkl Squad Flex 4 Snowbrd One of the top JIB snowboards. MSR is $600, selling for $249/ OBRO. Brand new and never seen snow. 802-985-9786.

How To Select A Therapist With so many qualified therapists in Vermont, how do you select the one for you? Free brochure, no one will call. 802-324-5253. MOTIVATION HYPNOSIS maureen finnerty turner, RN, lcmhc clinical hypnotherapist/psychotherapist in downtown Burlington, (Rte. 2/7) w/parking. Success in: ADD/ADHD, anxiety, Phobia, PTSD, panic, pre/post-OP, pain, performing, sports, relationships, smoking, exercise, weight, child/ adolescent/adult. Please contact 802-658-2140 or mturner@motivationhypnosis.com. INSURANCES ACCEPTED. Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T. Telephone and face-to-face counseling for individuals and couples. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.

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DO YOU NEED OFFICE SPACE? Are you a talented computer person w/strong web and e-commerce experience? Will BARTER OFFICE SPACE for support w/well-established Internet-based business. Call Sandrea at 802-862-2395.

Wanted Taillight 1988 Nova Looking for right rear taillight asy or parts car for my 1988 Chevy Nova. four door sedan. Please call 878-5704.

Photography WEDDING/EVENT VT and NY. Professional wedding, commercial and event photography. Contact Marcin, visit www. marcinkro.com, marcinkro@ hotmail.com, or call 802-3101384. Marcin Kro Photography.

Education Need help w/english? Private lessons, one-on-one tutoring. $15/hour. 802-338-6886.

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Nanny needed to care for our infant daughter in our Shleburne home. Late April - late August. Non smoking, refs. req. Call 802-985-8815.

Ferrets Free/ OBO 2 Free Ferrets (one male, one female). Spayed and neutered, w/shots. 1 year old aprox. Free/OBO. Please call 802-318-3245.

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Rare White Zebra Finch Beautiful, cheerful, three-month-old white female zebra finch, $15. Her three striped brothers are also available, $12 each. Call: 802-862-9978.

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Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966.

Child Care/Motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Helper Family with 3 busy young kids seeks part-time childcare in our Starksboro home. Our kids are fun and active. We hope you are too! Some light housekeeping work is also involved. Wage competitive and DOE. Send resume and references to ddoucet@middlebury.edu or call 453-4655.

Large Dog Crate Brand new dog crate, 42â&#x20AC;?x28â&#x20AC;?x31â&#x20AC;?. Fold and carry crate, very easy to set up and take down! Melissa, 802-355-7304.

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hairstylist wanted Prof. hairstylist wanted for Williston salon. Must have own clientele for chair rental and knowledge of Goldwell hair color. Please call 864-0703.

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Legal Notice Attention Charitable Organizations 2007 The Combined Federal Campaign is the only authorized charitable fundraising drive in the Federal workplace. All private, nonprofit 501(c)3, philanthropic, health and welfare organizations providing services, benefits or assistance to, or conducting activities affecting human health and welfare in the State of Vermont are invited to submit an application to be included in the CFCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2007 fundraising brochure. Local Federation Applicants or Local Unaffiliated Organization Applicants may obtain 2007 application forms by visiting http://www. opm.gov/cfc/html/2007Charity_ apps_available.asp. Completed applications must be submitted to Green Mountain United Way, 963 Paine Turnpike N#2, Montpelier, VT 05602-9163, Attn: Nancy Zorn by Friday, April 6, 2007.

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Health/Wellness A Better Massage Trained in beautiful Big Sur California, Queen of the caress! Spring into spring! Will travel. Special at $50/hour. Jaqi, 802-310-6519. Choosing How to Age ongoing support group for men and woman over 60 invites new members. Tuesdays 4-5:30 p.m. Burlington. Group facilitator: Barbara Kester, Ph.D., Licensed Psychologist-Doctorate. Please call for further information 802-657-3668. CRANIOSACRAL THERAPY AND somatoemotional release performed by licensed physical therapist w/advanced training for adults, babies and kids. Correct the root causes of chronic pain, whiplash, joint dysfunction, chronic fatigue, headaches, depression, anxiety, colic, and developmental delays among other conditions. Contact Mindy Cohen, 865-9500 voicemail #3. Danu Therapeutic Massage A peaceful setting. Rejuvenate for Spring! Call Vicky, NCTMB, for calming or therapeutic massage. Student/educator discounts! Located at the Woolen Mill, Winooski. 802-999-0610. http://danu. abmp.com. ENERGETIC MASSAGE Relaxing head, feet and lower back massage for athletes and men desiring to release stress from mind and body. Sliding fees. Jay, 802-288-8188. Energizing Healthy Coffee! Worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s First Healthy Coffee! Over 150 antioxidants. 200 health promoting active elements. Nonacidic /low caffeine. Great taste! Also: Tea, Hot Chocolate, Mocha. www.Break4HealthyCoffee.com, hal@halscoffeeshop.com HEAL LONG-TERM ISSUES Discover how it feels to be fully open

to life after healing your physical, emotional, financial, relationship or other issues. Fred Cheyette integrates NLP, psychotherapy, shamanism and other processes into a highly effective way of guiding people to the place they always dreamed about. Both in person and telephone sessions are available. 802-479-1034. Indoor air problems? Dust, mold/mildew, pet dander, pollen, cooking odors, perfume/ chemical odors, smoke? Try the Natural Air 3000 for a seven-day free trial in your home or office. 802-363-5282. LYMPH DRAINAGE THERAPY performed by licensed physical therapist. Detoxify, relieve chronic pain, improve immune system function, decrease swelling, induce deep relaxation, and alleviate constipation among other benefits. Contact Mindy Cohen at 865-9500 voicemail #3. Make dreams come true Are you a healthy woman age 2132? Become an egg donor! Up to $8000 compensation. Call toll free: 1-866-DREAM DONOR. www. dreamdonations.com. Metta Touch Massage Are you stressed-out or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Same day appointments available. 598-8700. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor. Professional Massage Incls. hot rocks and hot towels. Also Foot Reflexology, Chakra Balancing and Hot Herbal Wraps. $40/ hour. 802-598-9927. 7 days, 108. Downtown. Same day. Women only. Breath Transformational Reclaim a full breath to reduce stress, increase energy and wellbeing. Friday evening and Saturday daylong workshop, March 23 & 24. $120 for both days. For info, call Jim, 802-985-5707, or jwhite@together.net. Wellness Massage Relax & unwind with a therapeutic massage. $60/hr. $75/1.5hrs. Gift certificates avail. Call Katie Powers, CMT 802-233-4141 to book your appointment today.

Home/Garden DIRECTV Satellite Television, free equipment, free 4-room installation, free HD or DVR receiver upgrade. Packages from $29.99/mo. Call 800-380-8939. (AAN CAN) Need Snow Removed? Roofs? Prof. crew of 1-6 can help you clear any amount of snow, all equipment provided. No job too big or small. Roofs, walkways, patios, driveways. Free estimates! Call Brett at 802-578-3358. Terrapin Construction Offering remodeling, painting, tiling and hardwood floors. Please contact Doug, 802-355-6240 or Ian, 908-644-5829.

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« biz opps looks needed! $2000+ in 2 weeks. Call now! For casting calls. 1-800270-1807 ext. 528 (AAN CAN). $125-$750+/day Extras, actors, models. No experience required. All looks needed! $2000+ in 2 weeks. Call now! For casting calls. 1-800270-1807 ext. 536 (AAN CAN). 1000 envelopes = $5000 Receive $5 for every envelope stuffed with our sales material. Guaranteed! Free information: 24-hour recording 1-800-785-7076. (AAN CAN) Avon Rep Opportunities! Looking for a fun, rewarding career opportunity? Give Avon a try! $10 to join, easy to sell! Call Sarah at 899-6755. HealtHcare for $59.93/mo.! NEW LOW PRICE! Per family! Prescriptions, dental, vision, hospitalization, more! Call P.S. Family Today! 1-800-240-9764 (AAN CAN). MAKE $150/HOUR Get paid cash for your opinion! Earn $5 to $75 to fill out simple surveys online. Start now! http://www.paidchoice.com. (AAN CAN) Media make-up artists earn up to $500/day for television, CD/videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Brochure 310-3640665 www.MediaMakeupArtists. com (AAN CAN) Movie extras, actors, models! Make $100-$300/day. No exp. req., FT/PT. All looks needed! 1800-799-6215. (AAN CAN) POST OFFICE JOBS AVAILABLE Avg. pay $20/hour or $57K annually including Federal Benefits and OT. Paid Training, Vacations. PT/FT. 1-800-584-1775 USWA Ref# P4401 (AAN CAN) Successful 2000 sq. ft. bagel bakery cafe for sale. Turn-key. $115,000. 802-309-1252.

1995 Audi A6 Quattro Wagon Dark blue w/ tan leather interior. 143,000 miles. Great shape w/ no rust and running perfectly. $4800 obo. Call 802-318-5280. 1995 Eagle Vision 4-door Sedan. 77 K. Great shape. Only owned by little old ladies. $2000. Check it out! Call Cathy 865-4918. 1996 Ford Explorer XLT Clean! Well maintained, 127,0300 miles. Lots of miles still to go! 4 WD, ext. blue w/ grey leather int. V6, power everything! PS,PW,PB,PD, 6 CD changer, alarm, auto starter, running boards, studded snows & summer tires, air (front & rear), luggage rack, new brakes, extra keys, remote starter. Great deal! $3500 (well below blue book $4500). 862-0299, leave message. 1996 Outback Wagon Loyale’s baby bro. 2.2L engine, pw, pl, a/c, cold weather package. Second owner. Have all service records since ‘99. 160k. $3000 obo. #1996 subaru legacy L wagn 1996 Subaru Legacy wagon, AWD, 5-speed. Excellent running, no dents or rust. New: front brakes, bearings, rear camseal. Recent: cvs, t-belt. 129k miles, $3200, 802-223-7404. 1997 Saab 900 S Auto, power windows, locks, mirrors. 2-way power sun roof. New prof. paint job. 4 studded snow tires. Inspected thru 1/08. $3000. 802-563-6000. 1997 Saab 900 S New engine, new clutch, new exhaust and more. Inspected thru 1/08. 5speed, power windows, 2 way power sun roof. Runs great. $3000. 563-6000. 1999 Ford Escort SE 63K on engine, no exterior/interior damage, good/excellent condition, cruise control, power locks/windows, automatic, keyless entry/alarm, all-season tires, A/C, $2800 OBO, up-to-date maintenance, must sell! 1999 Isuzu Rodeo 108,700 miles, red, 4WD, no rust, runs great, loaded, auto start, Westin running boards, roof rack, power everything, moon roof, alarm, clean, extra set of allweathers. $6000. Deb, 802-253-4290. Stowe.

Cars/Trucks $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax Repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, Trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 ext. C107. (AAN CAN) 05 Nissan Xterra 8000ml. Silver color, Manual 6, go to www. sevendaysvt.com classified for all details. Like new, great deal. 16 x 7 Casino Chrome Rims 1 yr old in excellent condition. Will fit 5-Lug pattern for Acura, Probe or Eclipse. Email for photos. 1990 GMC Sierra 1500 X-Cab New clutch, brakes, lines, tires, Strong engine. Way under book value at $1650. Call 802-338-2132. 1991 Volvo 740 Turbo Wgn. Runs well. No rust. 8 good tires, mags. $750/OBO. 860-662-6362. 1991 Volvo Wagon 240, 5speed, great shape, well mantained, very little rust! New brakes, snow tires, roof rack. Moving, hate to sell! $1800/OBO. Call Audrey, 999-7016.

1999 Toyota 4-Runner SR5 Silver, manual, 4WD, power windows, locks, doors. AC, moon roof, CD, towing pkg., all options, new timing belt, 135 K. Very well maintained. $8300/OBO. 802-860-1585. 2 Brand New Winter Tires! 2 Winterforce tires, size 205-65-15, bought for $95/each, will sell for $50/each. Only 200 miles on tires. Burlington area, 802-324-3113. 2000 Ford Focus SE, $4000 Good condition, 5-speed manual, black, 2 new snow tires this year, 84,000 miles, CD player, driven in town, previous owner put highway miles. 802-318-1598. 2000 Subaru Legacy Wagon Good condition, well-maintained, no rust, automatic, maroon w/ grey interior, 127K miles, incl. 2 sets of tires. $4190. Call 802-249-1403. 2001 Subaru Outback Ltd. Wagon, 5-speed manual, leather, heated seats, 2 sunroofs, LOADED. Great condition! 113k non-smoking, one-owner miles. Must see! KBB.com. $9000. MUST SELL! Rob 802-734-7818. 2002 Honda CR-V EX 48,700 miles, Silver, 4WD, 6 Disc CD changer, alloy wheels, ABS brakes, pwr dr locks, steering,

2003 VW Golf GL TDI 5spd 30 K. Fully serviced, perfect alloys, Monsoon audio. Reduce your carbon footprint with 50 mpg on ULSD and Bio. 802-426-3889. 2005 Golf GLS TDI Turbo diesel. 45+mpg. Virginia car. Tiptronic, Monsoon, moon roof. Black/gray. One adult owner. Perfect maintenance/records. All keys. Title held. www.fruitlands.net vwtdi@ fruitlands.net. Absolutely showroom. 2005 VW Passat GL TDI Turbo diesel, 35-42 mpg. 30,700 miles. Tiptronic, ESP, moon roof, heated seats. One owner, superb care. New tires. Vermont TDI Imports www.fruitlands. net, vwtdi@fruitlands.net. 2006 Subaru Legacy Sp ED This 2006 Subaru Legacy 2.5i Limited Special Edition Wagon in beautiful Satin White Pearl has only 13,750 miles on it. It has a clean title and comes with transferrable Subaru Limited Warranties (please see below for details). It’s got 4 brand new Hakkapelitta snow tires with only 6 months of use and comes with a subaru factory roof rack. Non smoker, no pets, extremely clean! 757-270-8795.

lent condition. Asking $25. Call 985-9786. SUbaru OB limited wagon 02 Great car! Winter package. Leather heated seats, 2 moon roofs, 56 K. New tires, Great in snow. 5789093. $12,300/OBO. toyota leer cap Fiberglass Leer cap fits Toyota or similar. 60”x 76”. Good cond. Black. $400/OBO. Jericho. 802-760-7177.

Motorcycles 2006 Harley-Davidson 883R Black, 3K mi. Garage stored, pristine condition. Powder coat engine, dual front disc brakes. $6900/firm. Call Matt, 802-999-7448.

Recreational Vehicles 1999 Polaris-Indy Trailer 2 person, reverse, parking brake, low mileage, fresh tune-up, new fuel gauge, belt, skags. 2001 Karavan snowmobile trailer, 8X10 two place. 802-863-4238.

95 oldsmobile 88 140000 miles, leather, brand new tires, needs engine work. Fix or parts, $300, call 802 578-9942.

Skidoo Voyager 1989 2up seat electric start, studded track, newer skis, 4300km runs great $600. Please call 878-5704.

95 Saturn SL2 Dark Blue, 138K miles, new brakes, battery, altenator, starter, radiator. No rust. $800 OBO.

Snowmobile 2002 Ski-Doo 2002 Ski-Doo MXZ 600cc Sports, 800 miles, good condition, heated grips, no reverse, pull start, matching jacket & helmet (L) plus boots (Mens 10). $2950/obo 802-318-1881

95 Toyota 4 Runner Limited 160,000, green, sunroof, 4x4, leather, Yakima rack, BF Goodrich tires. Some rust but not beyond Bondo. 318-2408. 97 Ford Escort $1200 OBO I’ve been recruited by Microsoft, moving to WA and they only pay to move 2 cars... have to sell this one ASAP! Runs fine, has snowtires on fwd tires, needs an oil change, tune up and brake job, but other than that, no problems that we’re aware of. Asking $1200 or best offer, call 802-644-5510. 98 SUBARU IMPREZA Vt’s winter car! AWD. Brand new clutch, wheel bearing. Just inspected. 97,000 MILES. Runs great. $4750. 802-860-1544. 99 Subaru Outback Leg wag Legacy wagon, auto transmission, AWD, leather, clean inside/out. 128k miles, runs 100% $5100 802-461-5598. Ford E150 Van seats 8 plus much cargo. 300-6, auto, 210 K, mostly highway. Front AC. Runs great, drive anywhere, starting to get rusty. Hitch. Driven daily. $1000/OBO. 802-578-3936. Good News Garage Car donation online at www.goodnewsgarage.org. Help a low-income family in need of transportation. You receive a tax deduction. Hakkapeliitta Studded Snow (2) 185/65 R14 in good shape. Asking $55 for the pair or best offer. 802-860-1544. Monte Carlo 1977 V8, auto, black w/red interior, rust free, 26 K. $8100. You will like my smooth ride and sexy body. Please call 802-864-5230. NISSAN PATHFINDER RIMS Alloy rims in good shape. Great for your winter tires. $55/each or all for $200. 802-860-1544. One All Season Tire! Excellent condition! $20 hardly used! One P205-70-15. Call 324-3113. Snow Tires Michelin Ice (4), 185/70/R14. Less than 2500 miles, great tread. Asking $150. 802-863-0103. Subaru Dog Guard Grate Subaru Legacy Wagon Dog Guard Half. Keep Fido in the back of the wagon w/ this grate. Excel-

Improvisatory Vocal Group Seeking solid vocalists who can improvise harmony for vocal group using many techniques and styles of music. Weekly practices, not strict. Will perform in future. vocals@lucreid.com or 846-7517. Keyboardist Wanted! For 80’s cover-with-a-twist project. Your knob-turning, pitchbending synth talents will complete our totally tubular sound. blondellewilliamson@yahoo.com or 578-5160. Let’s Rock Out! Drummer looking for band or to start one w/ experienced musicians who want to rock hard, put on a show. Covers, originals or both. Stan 777-7676. LOOKING FOR A BAND Guitarist w/lead vocals looking for a band to join. 802-658-6075.

BANDS Looking for a place to play out? Call The Backstage, Essex Junction, ask for Liz or Fred, 802-878-5494. Bass and keyboards wanted Guitarist and drummer looking for nasty bassist and keyboardist. Progressive rock with metal, surf rock, Spanish, punk influences. , jcarolare@uvm.edu. Disc Jockey and Classical guitarist. Experience and elegance for your wedding and reception. Hann Hill, 802-922-6425. Drummer Looking For Band! Looking for originals band. Driven and ambitious. Self-taught. Indy rock, Alternative, Blues, love it all. Call Ben at 518-524-4092. Grammy Nominated Drummer! Jason Corbiere, former drummer of Roomful of Blues, is available for gigs and lessons. Please email me at playitfunky@hotmail.com or call me at (802) 868-7512. GUITAR LESSONS First step beginners to advanced. 40 + years experienced guitarist. I’m a patient individual who can help you acheive your goals quickly. 860-1544.

Vermont-made electric bass Vermont figured maple, black cherry, and black walnut. Top quality black hardware, Vermont shaped fret markers. Great bass! Can email specs and pics. $450. 802-310-2957. Vermont-made guitar ‘50s Les Paul style electric w/top quality hardware and Vermont figured maple, black cherry, and black walnut. Excellent. Can email specs and pics. $400. 802-310-2957. Violin/Mandolin! Full, sweet bending notes and vibrato-Custom-made mandolins by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-865-3890, randolin@ verizon.net, http://www.geocities. com/randycrosby/.

prog gtr iso badass band Very good guitarist seeks bassist, drummer for power trio. Sounds like: Red era King Crimson, Zappa, later Led Zep, rock, funk, fun, profit. Joel, 802-999-2073.

WASHBURN ACOUSTIC 6-STRING Malakite green w/fancy wood grain. Just serviced w/neck adjustment and new strings. Approx. 10 years old, sounds great. $219/OBO. 802-860-1544.

SEEKING COMMITTED BASSIST keyboardist, rhythm guitarist. Burlington-based original rock band looking for contributing musicians that have live experience and strong vocals for harmonies. We are NOT looking for weekend jam sessions. Must plan on at least 8-10 gigs a month. Age 2030. Please email audition2007@ gmail.com. Vocalist Seeks Band Metal/ hardcore vocalist seeks band. Lookin to jam and anxious to get back into the scene. Call 802-839-8068.

Acoustic Gtr & Hard Case Acoustic guitar. VISTA 6 string + hard case. Exc. cond. $149 firm. 802-450-8620.

’80s Tribute Band Forming Looking for lead guitarist, drummer and keyboard player to complete this fun project led by experienced female vocalist - audition required - chaaya07@yahoo.com (802) 862-4529.

Keyboards/Studio Equipment Crumar analog organ w/Leslie Simulator $200, Emu Emax sampling keyboard $350, Alesis sequencer $45, Sony A7 DAT Recorder $200, all OBO. 802-864-7740.

Open MIC Saturday, 3/03, 8 p.m., Banana Winds Cafe & Pub, Essex 879-0752. Want $50? Just perform Mason Williams’ “Classical Gas” note for note. Got what it takes?

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Acoustic-electric Bass Ibanez AEB guitar, black, excellent condition, w/great intonation, and factory hard case. Nicer than new ‘cause it plays in tune. $300. 802-310-2957. uthorized Warranty/Repair Martin guitars, Taylor, Guild, Fender, Kamman music, Meisel, Ovation by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802865-3890, randolin@verizon. net, http://www.geocities.com/ randycrosby/repair.html. Bass Amp Fender Rumble 100 bass amplifier. Barely used, great contdition. Call Tony at 238-4461 or email at tbone_bizatch@ yahoo.com. Electric Ukulele Konablaster electric uke. Like new. Never played. Comes w/gig bag and pitch pipe. Asking $325. Call Matt, 238-0470. Fender American Strat 1996 50th Anniversary Strat. Black w/ maple fretboard. Excellent + condition w/hard case. You won’t find one any nicer than this. $600. 802-310-2957. Fender Guitar Amp Ask for Steve, 244-8998. Fender Twin Reverb 1969, nonmaster volume. $695. Call Peter for details. 802-482-5092. HANDMADE ACOUSTIC GUITAR Made by Vermont Luthier. Hi figured quilted maple. Cost $2000. Asking $1350. Trade for guitars, amps, old parts working or not! 802-860-1544. Johnny Azer CDs for sale At Pure Pop Records, 119 North Winooski Avenue, downtown Burlington. www.myspace.com/johnnyazer.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, kid’s lessons, “Bluegrass 101” workshops and more. Refs., home visits available! Andy Greene, 802-6582462; guitboy75@hotmail.com. www.andysmountainmusic.com. Guitar Instruction Berklee graduate w/classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Rick Belford 864-7195, www.rickbelford.com. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com. Guitar Lessons Young and experienced Burlington area musician/teacher. All styles, beginning-intermediate players. Reasonable rates, house calls in/ around Burlington. Xander Naylor, 802-318-5365. Improve your windbag’dness Voice lessons for musicians wanting to improve breath support, projection, harmonizing, vocal improv. Classically-trained “folk” singer/songwriter. Cheap. nudaveritasmusic@gmail.com or 603-320-1591. Music Lessons!!!!!! Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 19 years experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in South Burlington. 802-864-7740, ero@moomail.net. Professional Piano Lessons $15/half hour, $25/hour. Bachelor of Music, Master of Music Education. Call Catherine at 846-7699, Underhill. lessons Violin/Mandolin Spring/summer classes. Now accepting students from grade school to high school for Violin & Mandolin lessons. Contact Randy Crosby, 35 years violinist/mandolinist & luthier. 802-865-3890 Voice Lessons for ages 10-adult. Group and private lessons starting at $20. Studios in Waitsfield and Berlin. Trained music educator and professional singer/actor. Andrea 802-279-3866.


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Studio/ Rehearsal Perform Here! The Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, boasts it’s the best “Listening Room” in New England. Seats 100, superb 7’ grand piano. Great acoustics! Reasonable rates! Voice Lessons Voice lessons for ages 10-adult. Group and private lessons starting at $20. Studios in Waitsfield and Berlin. Trained music educator and professional singer/actor. Andrea 802-279-3866.

POB 158 Waitsfield, VT 05673 or info@bundycfa.org PT Drawing Teachers Wanted Young Rembrandts seeks mature, responsible artists to teach structured drawing classes afterschool to K-6 kids in Winooski, Essex, Underhill, Williston, Shelburne. PT only. Must be available 2 afternoons/week (Mon-Thurs) between 2:30-4:30 pm. Curriculum and training provided. Call 879-9278.

For Sale Fabric Painting and Dyeing for the Theatre. Book by Deborah M. Dryden. New, mint-condition, paperback. (Cover photographs in this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305. Surface Design for Fabric Book by Richard Proctor and Jennifer Lew. New, mint-condition, paperback. (Cover photographs in this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305.

Auditions/ Casting Adult entertainment Producer looking for new female talent for future productions. 802-862-1377. FEMALE MODELS WANTED: 1335, attractive, good complexion/ figure. Compensation: pictures, experience, work with several photographers. For interview call or email David Russell Photography, 373-1912/dave@daverussell. org, www.daverussell.org. Free Makeovers to anybody who is willing to help me expand my cosmotology portfolio. If interested, or have questions email me Biotchgodless@aol.com. Male Models Wanted for photography project. You: 18-25 year old, lean, hard-bodied, willing to pose nude. 802-999-6219.

Call to Artists Art Hop Fashion Show 2007 Calling all designers for the second annual Art Hop Fashion Show. Deadline for designers (clothing + accessories) to register is 4/01. info@seaba.com or 802-859-9222. Artists interested in showing their work at the Daily Planet, please contact Heather, dailyplanet15@verizon.net or call Daily Planet, 802-862-9647 and leave a message 3-5 p.m. Contemporary Artists! The Bundy Center for the Arts will feature 4 Contemporary Artists this 2007/2008 season. Submit portfolio, Artist Statement/Resume.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On February 22, 2007, Green Mountain Habitat for Humanity, filed application #4C1184 for a project generally described as: demolish existing 4-unit apartment house and construct new duplex building. The project is located at 33 LaFountaine Street in the City of Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before March 20, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the

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hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by March 20, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 26th day of February 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On February 22, 2007, Special Services Transportation Agency, Inc. and DEW, filed application #4C0988-1 for a project generally described as: the creation of a two lot subdivision. The project is located on Route 2A in the Town of Colchester, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before March 27, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing

to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by March 27, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 27th day of February 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. 0633-06 cnc Bank of New York, as Trustee for the Certificate holders of CWABS 2004-06, Plaintiff v. John Workman And Occupants residing at 59 Main Street, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Bank of New York, as Trustee to John Workman dated June 23, 2004 and recorded in Volume 614, Page 701 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:30 A.M. on March 21, 2007, at 59 Main Street, Essex Junction, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Parcel I.D. No.: 1029089001 Being all the same lands and premises conveyed to John D. Workman by Warranty Deed of Allyn J. McDonald dated January 13, 2003 and recorded in Book 521, page 742 of the land records of the Town of Essex and being more particularly described therein as follows: “Being a portion of the lands and premises as conveyed to Allyn J. McDonald by Warranty Deed of Patricia M. Messier, dated March 3, 1997 and recorded on March 24, 1997 in Volume 364 at page 51 of the Town of Essex Land Records, and being more particularly described as follows: Being a parcel of land with building thereon located southerly of the south line of Main St. in the Village of Essex Junction, VT and referred to as Parcel No. 2 with an existing 4 apt. house numbered No. 59. Said parcel being further described as follows: Beginning at an iron pin located 140’ south easterly of Main St. and being in the southeast corner of Parcel No. 1 and the North East corner of Parcel No. 2; said point being in the west line of the Baptist Church property as recorded in Vol. 84, pg. 358 and also shown on Map Slide No. 321, thence proceeding

in a southeasterly direction at an included angle 90° 56’ 50” and being along the east line of Parcel No. 2 and the West line of the aforesaid church property a distance of 57.96’ to an iron pin, thence proceeding again in a South Easterly direction at an included angle of 108° 03’ 45” and being in and along the east line of Parcel No. 1 and the west line of Larsen Trust property as recorded in Vol. 416, Pg. 712 and shown on Map Slide No. 30 a distance of 81.28’ to an iron pin, said point marks the south east corner of parcel No. 2, thence proceeding in a southwesterly direction at an included angle of 88° 56’ 25” and being the south line of Parcel No. 2 and also the North Line of Evans land as recorded in Vol. 49, Pg. 168 and shown on Map Slide 168 a distance of 113.88’ to a concrete marker; said point being the southwest corner of Parcel No. 2; said marker being in the East line of the Drury property; thence proceeding in a North Westerly direction at an included angle of 89° 34’ 35” and being along the West line on Parcel No. 2 and the East line of Drury property a line of Parcel No. 2 and the East line of Drury property a distance of 139.16 to an iron pin; said pin marks the north west corner of Parcel No. 2 and the southwest corner of Parcel No. 1, thence proceeding in a northeasterly direction at an included angle of 90° 28’ 25” and being in and along the north line of Parcel No. 2 and the south line of parcel No. 1 a distance of 110.32’ to an iron pin and being the point or place of beginning. Said parcel contains 0.36 ac 15,600sq. ft. and had the benefit of a 20’ easement of ingress and egress through Parcel No. 1. Parcel No. 2 also has the benefit of a 10’ easement for water service to Parcel No. 2 across Parcel No. 1. Parcel No. 2 being a portion of the lands conveyed to Allyn J. McDonald in Vol. 364, pg. 51 as recorded in the town of Essex Land Records. Parcel No. 2 is further described on a Plat of Survey Allyn J. McDonald Property Parcels 1&2 No’s. 57 & 59 Main St. Essex Junction, VT as surveyed by Warren A. Robenstien Reg. L.S. and recorded in Map Slide 394 of the Town of Essex Land Records.” Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin 30 Kimball Ave. Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Bank of New York, as Trustee By:___/s/ Joshua B. Lobe__ Joshua Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: N.C. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 309-7-05 CnJv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: John Doe, father of N.C. You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination of all of your parental rights to N.C. will be held on March 22, 2007 at 1:00 PM at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. Tina C. is the birth mother of N.C. N.C. was born on November 4, 2002. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. ___/s/__________________ Hon. Geoffrey Crawford Family Court Judge ___2/16/07_______________ Date

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« legals STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0969-06 CnC Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for Morgan Stanley ABS Capital I Inc. Trust 2005-HE2 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates, Series 2005-HE2, Plantiff v. Rashied A. Lane Ele Ballard, State of Vermont, Office of Child Support, City of Burlington, State of Vermont, Department of Taxes and Occupants residing at 44 Luck Street, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: Ele Ballard You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Lobe & Fortin, plantiff’s attorneys, whose address is 30 Kimball Avenue, Ste 306, So. Burlington, Vermont 05403, an Answer to plaintiff’s Complaint in the above entitled action within forty-one (41) days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is 2/28/07. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a). Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from from making such claim in any other action. YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER OR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the Complaint, or if you believe that you have a Counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney’s fee, you may ask the clerk of the Court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance.

Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have an interest in the subject property by virtue of a Child Support Order. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the City of Burlington at Volume 891, Page 685. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the Country of Chittenden, State of Vermont. It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDAINED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, Ele Ballard, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on 2/28/07, 3/7/07 and 3/17/07 in the Seven Days. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendant at her address if her address is known. Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 20th day of February, 2007. Hon. Matthew I. Katz Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0025-07 CnC HSBC Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v. John Moran, C. Tracey Moran, Chittenden Trust Company d/b/a Chittenden Bank, State Of Vermont, Department Of Taxes And Occupants residing at 4218 Spear Street, Charlotte, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS: John Moran and C. Tracey Moran Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated April 29, 2004. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Charlotte at Volume 99, Page 500. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont.

It appearing from Affidavit duly Land: 25-Acre lot W/brooks, unbelIevable filed in the above entitled action great views of Lake Champlain and Rates that service cannot be made sunsets. East, south and western with due diligence by any of the exposure. Perfect for grid site, use Call methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. John Kiehl the water for turbine and sun for 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is solar panels. Will build to my specs Maple Tree Mortgage, Inc. hereby ORDAINED that service of or yours. $100,000. W/road permits, the above process shall be made 802.651.1052 waste water permit. Some financupon defendants, John Moran and ing. 5-acre lots also avail. in Woodp.m. Cozy 4th floor 2-bed, 1-bath, C. Tracey Moran, by publication ford, VT, bordering national forest one level condo with 963 sq. ft. of pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This and vast trail. Mike, 453-3457. Order shall be published once a living space. Located in a secure Milton Condo 3 bed, 2/5 bath, week for three consecutive weeks new building with association dues 1558 sq. ft., appliances, 1 car gaon 2/28/07, 3/7/07 and 3/14/07 that include heat. Features include rage, within walking distance of in Seven Days. A copy of this Orparking in an underground garage schools. 100% financing available. der shall be mailed to defendants and an elevator. Enjoy the2/20/07 conve-9:49:20 1x1c-mapletreemort121306.indd 1 AM VHFA approved. $210,000. Call at their address if their address is nience of living on the bus line and 802-316-0648 known. close to schools, parks, and shopDated at Burlington, Vermont this Royal Park-Essex Jct. CHAMPping centers. Appliances included 20th of February, 2007. LAIN HOUSING TRUST 963 sq. ft., in the sale are the refrigerator, Hon. Matthew I. Katz 2-bed, 1-bath, townhouse-style electric range and dishwasher. Pets Presiding Judge home. Located in a quiet conveare welcome! Also, please inquire Chittenden Superior Court nient location only minutes from about other condos currently availI-89 and shopping. Features inable at City’s Edge. 802-864-2640. Condo at Redrocks Extraordinary clude a nice back deck and parking for two cars. Appliances included in interior unit. Top of the hill. Excelthe sale are the electric stove, milent space, light, views. 2+ bdrms, crowave, and refrigerator. School 3.5 bath, deck. Move in. Call 802system is rated one of the best in 859-8996. $334,500. the state of Vermont. Duplex Below Appraisal! Great duplex, move right in! So affordable Tri-level contemporary Cummington; mountain views, hardas owner-occupied. Two (2)bdrm wood, tile floors, Master bath/bedunits, parking, new roof, flooring, room, 2.5 baths, 2.6 acres, studio. many updates! www.65maple.com, Additional building lot available email seller@65maple.com for more with house. dorothyb@crocker. info. Motivated seller! com, 413-586-6096. Eastfield - Fairfax CHAMPLAIN HOUSING TRUST OPEN HOUSE HOURS Every Sat. in March from 1-3 p.m. Beautiful condos are currently 2 bdrm Burlington Condo under construction at a great location in Fairfax. Features 1608 sq. ft. Ledgewood South townhouse. 2-3 Bedroom in Burlington of living space with 2 bedrooms, 2.5 $199,900. End-unit w/wooded Large 2-3 bedroom near Burlingbaths, den, garage, and full baseviews. Many upgrades, energy efton College. Walking distance to ment. Enjoy nearly 12 acres of recficient, carport. Move-in condidowntown and bike path. New reational land. tion. Near park, lake, shopping, kitchen, carpet and fresh paint. bikepath. 651-1718 or naomi198@ Elmwood Homes - St. Albans $850/mo. + utils. Avail. 3/01. Rich, gmail.com. http://home.comcast. CHAMPLAIN HOUSING TRUST 2-bed, 802-734-1452. net/~naomi198/. 2-bath, 3-level condo with 1016 sq. 2br duplex in colchester. ft. of living space, which does not 4/3 in Jericho 3.14 acres PriFenced-in yard, natural gas heat, vate w/barn. 2-car garage. 25 min. include the finished basement. FeaW/D, sectioned off basement, offtures include a back deck and a large to downtown. Ex. schools. 3-yearstreet parking for 2 cars. Freshly refinished basement, with 2nd back old roof. 3-season porch. Full attic modeled, new Pergo flooring, bright deck, that can be used as a family & basement. Family room w/office. and sunny. $1000/mo. Call Troy or room. Appliances included are the 802-899-3583. Renee, 802-253-0305. Avail. now. refrigerator, garbage disposal, elecAppletree Home for Sale Burtric range, dishwasher, washer and Affordable Apartment Jefferlington, Vermont, 3-bedroom, +dryer. Save money on winter heatsonville, 2-bedroom townhouse apt. 2050 sq. ft. home. Open floor plan w/formal LR/DR, 2.5-bath, 2-car ga- ing costs with efficient gas heat. avail. Amenities incl. on-site coinConvenient location close to I-89, op laundry, large yard and off-street rage, family room w/loft. $409,000. schools, parks and shopping. Pets parking. $575/mo. incls. water/ Call 802-310-9561. allowed, including a dog!! sewer, heat and rubbish removal. No Blodgett Duplex-Burlington pets. Applicant must meet income Condos 2-bedroom, den, Fairfax CHAMPLAIN HOUSING TRUST Two 3eligibility requirements. Please 2/5-bath, 1600 + sq. ft. All applibed. condos are available with 1307 contact Alliance Property Manageances, one car garage, basement. sq. ft. of living space. The condos ment, Inc. at 802-899-3400 or al100% financing avail. VHFA apare located in an eclectic mix of lianceinc@comcast.net for more proved. Close w/in 45 days and get buildings, including an historic information. a cruise for two, or all your closlighthouse building and carriage ing cost paid for. $210,000. Call Bolton Valley Efficiency. Incl. barn, and just seconds away from 802-316-0648. local phone/heat. $595/mo. Year downtown Burlington! Appliances lease. 434-3444, ext. 1223 or Great Location! Eastwood Comincluded in the sale are refrigerator and gas-range. On-site parking mons I condominium. 2-bedroom, 203-520-9800. 2-bath, balcony, indoor park- Bristol Village 1-bedroom apt., and laundry facilities are included. ing. Owner-occupy or rent. Easy 802-864-2640. w/gas heat, NS/pets, off-street parking, basement storage, snow City’s Edge-S. Burlington access to anywhere in the metro removal. $650/mo. + utils. Call CHAMPLAIN HOUSING TRUST OPEN area! $205,900. 802-878-9831 or 865-6800. 802-453-5841. HOUSE HOURS Tues., Feb. 27 4-5 Bristol Village 3-bedroom apt., w/gas heat, NS/pets, off-street parking, basement storage, incls. water, sewer, snow removal. $750/ mo. + utils. Call 802-453-5841.

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for sale by owner MAPLE HILL, ROCHESTER Log cape and & new garage/carport on 5.7 scenic acres. Sunny timber frame interior. Open floor plan. 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. Gardens, pasture, woods, streams. Rural. $230,000. 802-767-9335.

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Burlington Church St. Marketplace. Studio. Great location. 2nd floor. 802-922-8518.

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Burl: Immaculate Townhouse Hildred Dr., bright 2 story, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, 1000 SF, W/D, D/W, large rooms. Incls. heat, trash, water/sewer, pool! $1250/mo. Pets neg. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com.

Burlington 2-bedroom avail. now. Second floor. Lots of light, immaculate condition. NS/pets. 185 North Willard St. $1250/mo. 802-658-0621. BURLINGTON Large 3-bedroom. Living room, dining room, full basement, porches, parking. 1/2 acre in quiet location. $1500/mo. Avail. now. 862-9182, call up to 11 p.m.

Burlington Ethan Allen Parkway, spacious 2-3 bedroom bungalow, gas heat, off-street parking, laundry. Pets neg. Refs. and credit check req. $1100/mo. + utils. 802-862-1109. Burlington 1-bedroom apt. Avail. 3/01. Large, beautiful natural woodwork and hardwood floor in living room, private porch and yard, nice kitchen, full bath. $1150/mo. incls. heat, hot water, parking, laundry and kayak storage, 658-8056. studio404@adelphia.net Burlington All shapes, all sizes. Great locations, parking. Avail. 6/01. Please call Rick, 802-864-3430. Burlington Studio apt. Avail. 3/01. $600/mo. + utils. 1 car parking. NS. Pet friendly. 802-318-0029. Burlington North Union St. 1bedroom, incls. heat and parking. Quiet, carpeted. Large yard, storage avail. Avail. 3/01. $800/mo. 802-985-5598. Burlington Modern, split-level single family, 4-bedroom, 2-bath, W/D, D/W, garage, large yard, trees, deck, two living areas. Parkside Properties, 1-888-717-7275. Burlington 2-bedroom apt., Barrett St., $850/mo. incl. heat and hot water. 1-year lease. No pets. Avail. immed. Call 802-373-1360. Burlington Small, 1-bedroom, good location, 2 blocks from lake. All utils. incl. No parking. $600/ mo. 802-899-2469. Burlington Central location, brand new 3-bedroom, 2-bath house. All new appliances, W/ D. Ample parking. Nice back yard. $1500/mo. Avail. 3/01. 802-999-4450. Burlington Central location, spacious, 2-bedroom, heat and water incl. Off-street parking. $1200/mo. Avail. 4/01. 802-233-0309. BURLINGTON North Union St. Cozy, 1-bedroom apt., 2nd floor, NS/pets. $650/mo.+ utilities. Avail now. Call 658-0643. Burlington 4 bdrm, 2 bath, Colchester Ave. Avail. 6/1. $1400+. 802-863-6069. Burlington 1 bdrm, basement apartment. Heat, hot water, parking incl. $615/mo. Nice, quiet. No pets. References. North Willard. 802-862-9455. Burlington Salmon Run Apartments, 220 Riverside Ave.: 2 bdrm townhouse with wash/dryer hookups and storage. Tenants pay gas heat and elec. Avail mid. March. Rent $795. Contact Tudor 660-3711, ext. 14. EHO. Burlington Vermont House, 1bedroom, stunning views of Lake Champlain, amazing location in this upscale furnished apt. $1100/mo. incls. heat + park $100/mo. Call Robbi Handy Holmes_652-9803 ext. 2128, Century 21 Jack Associates. Burlington Avail. 6/1, 4 bedroom, Bradley St., enclosed porch, parking, laundry. Close to downtown. Students welcome. $1800./ mo. 802-879-7235. Burlington 1-bdrm avail. now. 1st floor in very good condition. Small porch, back yard, parking. 183 1/2 N. Willard St., NS/pets. $750/ mo + util. 802-658-0621 Burlington 2-bdrm avail. 04/15. $800/month + util/deposit, pets neg. 660-7213 Burlington Avail 6/1. 3 bdrm & 2 bdrm apartments. 448 & 450 Colchester Ave. Off street parking, near campus & downtown Winooski. Incl. util. $1375 & $1150. 978-887-0765. Burlington Large, renovated 2bedroom on Manhattan Drive. Gas stove, D/W, full bath, porches parking. NS/dgos. Avail. 3/15. $900/mo. + utils. 802-425-3158.


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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Burlington 285 North St., 1-bedroom apt., heat, hot water, elec., off-street parking incl. No pets. $695/mo. Leave message for appt: 802-658-0820 ext. 18. Burlington Ethan Allen Parkway, efficiency, electric heat, full bath, off-street parking, no dogs. Refs., credit check req. $485/mo. + utils. 802-862-1109. Burlington - Sunny 2 br Walk to downtown from this sunny 2br on Cedar Street in the Old North End. 1yr lease. References & security required. $800/mo + util-pets neg. 802-598-1444 Burlington 3BR 1 BA $1300/mo. Beautiful townhouse. Large yard. Lease + first & sec. dep. Refs. and credit check req. For appointment email mamarks@aol.com or phone, 802-288-9702. Burlington 5-bed House Hickok Pl., 2-bath. Fully renovated. Efficient gas heat/hot water. 2 porches, yard, W/D. Walk to UVM. Pets neg. Off-street parking. Avail. 6/01. $2400/mo. + utils. 802-496-3712. BURLINGTON HILL SECTION Nicely furnished, bright and sunny 4-bedroom, single family home on South Prospect St. w/the UVM campus. Piano, antiques, quiet neighborhood, great schools nearby. Easy walk to UVM Green or Redstone Campus, Champlain College, Fletcher Allen, Church Street, the waterfront and bike path. $3400/mo. incls. heat, water, and trash pick-up. Rent from late 8/07 through 6/08. Call 802-238-6088. Burlington Large 3 Bedroom Old North End, ground floor, parking, enclosed porch, basement, natural gas heat. $1150/month plus utilities. Available 3/15. References required. Call 453-6112 evenings/weekends. Burlington Ledgewood Condo Quiet, sunny, 2-bedroom, 2 story, 1.5-bath, big closets, patio, W/D, pool, and parking. Close to lake and parks. $1200/mo. +. 802-399-7433. Burlington South End 2-bedroom apartment w/ large yard, plenty of parking. Walking distance to Lake Champlain, bike path. Hardwood floors, new furnace. No dogs. Call George 453-3394, gerwin@ gmavt.net.

Burlington Sunny 2-Bedroom Well-maintained. Walk downtown, Fletcher Allen, University - natural woodwork, custom window treatments, yard, garage, off-street parking, W/D. NS/pets. $1200. Avail. 4/01. 863-2056. Burlington Two Bedroom Beautiful 2nd floor apartment. Hardwood floors. New appliances. Dishwasher, washer & dryer. Off street parking. Close to downtown. $1100+ util. Avail. 5/1. Call Chad 802-999-6631.

Purchase Price $210,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers $49,300 Mortgage Amount: $160,700

Burlington, Buell St Avail. 6/01. 1-bedroom, $745/mo. 3rd floor. Laundry, no pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

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2 Beautiful new condos located in a secure building with low association dues that include heat and hot water. Features include underground parking and an elevator. Enjoy the convenience of living on the bus line and close to schools, parks, and shopping centers. Pets are welcome! First come, first served.

Burlington, Mill Street Avail. 6/01. 3-bedroom. $1050-$1300/ mo., incl H/W. Dog OK w/ref. W/D hook-ups. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x. 1021, www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON, PEARL STREET Victorian, clean quiet studio. 1st flr new paint. Maple floor bdrm. Full kitchen, 3/4 bath includes heat & hot water $710. Refs. no dogs, 372-6153. Burlington: Downtown Orchard Terrace, large 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, kitchen, dining and living rooms. 2porches. Sunny, hdwd, high ceilings. $1350/mo. incls. all utils./laundry. Must see! No pets. 802-372-9513, 802-343-7334. Burlington: Spacious Apt. Bright St. Professionally cleaned 4-bedroom, 1-bath, bright, 1000 SF, front porch, parking, updated 5/06 w/new carpeting, kitchen, bath. Pets neg. $1350/mo. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com. Burlington: Very Private Plattsburg Ave: 3-bedroom, 1-bath, large front porch, newer carpeting, W/D hookups. Storage. Avail. 4/1 (5 or 14-mo. lease). $1095/mo. 802846-9568. www.HickokandBoardman.com.

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Burlington, Avail 06/01 3bedroom apts. Avail. 6/01, North Willard, Colchester Ave., School St. $1450-$1750/mo. + utils., spacious, some parking, no pets, must see! Call for detailed information, 802862-8925 before 8 p.m.

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Purchase Price $195,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers $51,100 Mortgage amount: $143,900

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Beautiful recently renovated 3 bdrm 1.5 bath condo in a historic building in Burlington. Light filled space, new electrical and mechanical systems, energy efficient appliances including stackable washer/dryer. 3 unit condo building with wonderful neighbors. This unit occupies the entire second floor of the building. Kitchen includes walk in pantry. Large bathrooms. Balcony off living room. 2 off street parking spaces. $210,000 Call Erik J. Hoekstra redstone 802-363-5165 • ehoekstra@redstonevt.com

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Lovely 1 Bedroom Apartment W/large kitchen, W/D, living room, woodfloors, bath, three season porch. NS/pets. Lease. Avail. now. $750/mo. 658-6902. Milton: practical 2-bedroom, 1bath duplex, very convenient to I89, bright sunny living room, eat-in kitchen, private backyard, partially fenced, full basement, propane cook stove, oil hot air heat. Pets neg. Avail. immed., just $800/mo. + utils. + dep. Good credit only please. Call Sundance Services at 802-893-2348.

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So. Burl: 3-Story Home! Butler Farms: 4-bedroom + office, 3-bath, master w/whirlpool & sauna, Mar 07: new carpets & refinished flooring. 2780SF. 3/15. $2350/month. 802-846-9568 www.HickokandBoardman.com.

S. Burlington Sunny 3-bdrm Sunny 3-bdrm apt. (or 2-bdrm w/office), excellent location near hospital/schools, large yard, off-street parking, NS/dogs, W/D hookup, trash, lawn, $1075 +utils. Avail. 3/01. 802-862-8664.

So. Burlington, Charles St Avail. 6/01. 2-bedroom. Duplex w/ yard, garage & basement. $1100/ mo. Dogs OK w/ref. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

Montpelier Avail. 4/01. Beautiful 1-bedroom, hdwd, small back deck, front porch. Off-street parking. NS. $725/mo. Call France, 802-863-1728 or 310-4205.

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Morrisville Village location 1bedroom, upstairs, off-street parking. Close to schools, shops, hospital. Newly renovated. Heat and cable incl. NS. Immed. occupancy. $700/mo. 802-363-1447 days, 802899-1004 evenings.

So Burlington: Great Ranch Peterson Terrace: Light filled 3-bedroom, 1-bath, 1 car garage, hdwd throughout, gas fireplace, W/D, large fenced-in backyard. $1275/ mo. Avail. now, N/P. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com.

South Burlington $1000/mo. 2-bedroom condo. Very nice, clean and bright. Close to everything! Recent upgrades. Parking for two cars. W/D. Cats OK. Sec. dep., credit/ref. check. Please call 651-9000 or email acadmus@vtelderlaw.com for more info. South Burlington 2-bedroom at Sugartree. Gas heat. $1000/ mo. + utils. Avail. 3/01. Peter, 802-355-4804. South Burlington 2-bedroom condo, carport, pool, tennis, near UVM. $1100/mo. 802-862-0163.

South Burlington Duplex, 2bedroom, recently renovated. W/D, heat and hot water incl. $1100/mo. Avail. 3/15. 802-658-1754. South Burlington Four rooms, 2-bedroom, gas heat, parking, no pets. $850/mo. Call RE/MAX Preferred, 658-2931 x 14. South Burlington Spacious five rooms, 2-bedroom, gourmet kitchen, formal dining area, 28’ living room, gas heat, parking, no pets. $1050/mo. RE/MAX Preferred, 6582931 x 14. Underhill, Park Street Avail. 5/01. 2-bedroom, $765/mo. Parking. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco. com/residence. Westford Large, 4-bdrm barnhouse. Lots of light, gorgeous view, W/D, D/W, spacious living room. Beautiful rural area, easy commute to Montpelier, Stowe, Burlington, Johnson. $1500/mo. incls. parking, water/sewer, rubbish/snow removal. 802-522-3826. Williston Maple Tree Place: 3 bdrm.flat w/ parking, laundry on

site, water and heat inc. in the rent. Tenants pay elec. Next door to Taft Corners shopping and on bus line. Rent $ 1166. Call Shelbe, 660-3710 ext. 29. EHO

Winooski Westwood Apts. 2-bdrm townhouse w/washer-dryer hookups, full basement, parking. Tenants pay gas heat & elect. $750. Call Shelbe, 660-3710 ext. 29. EHO

Williston Owner-occupied apartment in duplex farmhouse. Completely refurbished. 3 bdrm, 1.5 bath, garage, 2 porches, gas heat, w/d. $1800. 802-238-8888, 802-373-9999.

WINOOSKI – Quiet Street Comfortable and neat 1-bedroom apt., plus office/computer room. Maple St. near downtown. $750/mo. + utils. W/D hook-up avail. No pets. 863-4342 or 310-2204.

Winooski Share large, fully furnished house. All utils. incl. 2.5bath, laundry, parking, garbage, snow removal. Large yard. Close to SMC/UVM/IBM/FAHC/Champlain College. On busline. No pets. $600/ mo. + dep. 802-863-9612.

Winooski, 2-3 Bedroom Large, sunny 2-3 bedroom apt., 2 level, convenient location, on bus line, gas heat, off-street parking. Cats OK, dogs neg. $1040/mo. + utils. 802598-8889. http://daisyvermont. bravehost.com.

Winooski Avail. 3/01. 2-bedroom townhouse style apt. Parking, huge yard, storage shed. Pets OK. $900/ mo. +. Credit check. Good landlord. 734-1050.

Winooski, LeClair Street Avail. 6/01. 2-bedroom, $840/mo. Parking. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco. com/residence.

Winooski 2-bedroom, garden space, off-street parking. Large living room, eat-in kitchen. Avail. now. $895/mo. incls. wifi and parking. Landry Park nearby. 802-985-0770.

Winooski, Main Street Avail. now. 2-bedroom. $775/mo. HW incl. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com/residence.


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Live at Dismas House Looking for a person to live at Dismas House, 96 Buell St. Burlington, and take on some manager responsibilities. In exchange, living expenses reduced to $200/mo. Need to be mature, responsible. Great for student. For info about Dismas: www. dismasofvermont.org. Call Richard at 658-0381.

Winooski Student/young prof. to share large, fully furnished house. All utils incl. 2.5-bath, laundry, parking, garbage, snow removal, large yard. Close to SMC/ UVM/FAHC/Champlain College. On busline. No pets. $600/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612.

1 rm in 2 rm condo washer/dryer, dishwasher, off street parking, back yard. It’s close to uvm and church. $525 + 1/2 utils seeking young prof. male or female! 802-578-1316.

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1BR in bright 2BR apt Spacious open kitchen, 2 porches, 10 minutes from downtown, UVM. $525/month, incl. heat, off-street parking, W/D next door. Available 4/1-7/31. Call Amanda at 865-4688.

Monkton Farm House Large rooms, washer, dryer, dishwasher, inground pool, master bath, cathedral ceilings. 20 acres. 19 miles to Kennedy Drive. Barn, etc. More land in mtns. to hike, camp, etc. $700/ mo. 802-453-3457.

4 BR April-July sublet 4bedroom house on East Ave, one subletter needed for April-July. $475/month + utils. Young, considerate, fun roommates. 207-272-3102.

Winooski/Colchester 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, modern duplex. Fenced-in yard, off-street parking. NS/pets. W/D hookups. Gas hot water. $1150/mo. + utils. 802-434-6056.

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2 Bdrm Williston Condo Responsible prof. or graduate student to share furnished condo. DSL, woodstove, W/D. No pets/smokers. $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail. 4/01. Call Perry at 879-2718 or 310-9367. Burlington Socially conscious, communicative cohort to share 3-bedroom w/artist and 40+ designer. Friendly, tidy, passionate adult w/joie de vivre. NS/ND. W/D, D/W, hdwd, parking and a fabulous cat. $400/mo. + utils. Avail. 4/01. 802-658-0019. Burlington Mature, reliable, roommate wanted for 2-bedroom. No drugs, NS, no pets. Near FAHC. Parking. $400/mo. + 1/2 dep. Serious inquiries only. 802-373-1360. Burlington Roommate wanted. Large house, quiet st. Prof. pref. Call Scott, 802-310-0289. Burlington one room avail. in two-story apt with 1.5 bath. Great location, 5 min walk to Champlain/ downtown. F/M avail now. $460 +utilities Burlington Available immediately. Responsible person m/f, share 3-bdrm house. Quiet neighborhood, near downtown, w/d, storage, back yard, parking. $450/mo., utilities incl. Call Joes 324-8492. Burlington Room for rent for April and May in nice apt. on South Willard. Sunny, hdwd, clean. NS/pets. $450/mo. + cheap utils. 802-355-5840. Burlington Roommate wanted to share upscale 5-bedroom apt. near UVM./CHV. High end kitchen, quiet, safe location. $600/mo. incls. heat, parking, laundry. NS/pets. Refs. req. 802-658-8056, studio404@ delphia.net.

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MANAGER, BUSINESS ENERGY SERVICES This management position is focused on achieving our goal of maximizing the implementation of cost-effective energy efficiency improvements in commercial businesses. Responsibilities: Lead and participate in organizational efforts to achieve contract goals, market transformation, operational efficiency, and quality customer service; staff supervision; goal setting; strategic planning; work plan development and prioritization; evaluation and optimization of service delivery approaches; operational oversight; budget/schedule monitoring; team leadership; and subcontractor management. Requirements: Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in engineering, environmental science, or business or sufficient work experience; demonstrated management experience including staff supervision and basic knowledge of energy-efficiency concepts and technologies for commercial businesses.

MARKET COORDINATORS, BUSINESS ENERGY SERVICES Seeking qualified individuals to examine targeted business market segments in each of the following areas: â&#x20AC;˘ COMMERCIAL NEW CONSTRUCTION â&#x20AC;˘ HVAC / REFRIGERATION EQUIPMENT â&#x20AC;˘ NATIONAL / REGIONAL GROCERY AND RETAIL CHAIN ACCOUNTS Responsibilities: Analysis of market barriers to cost-effective design and installation of energyefficient equipment; development of strategic plans and recommendations that overcome barriers; research, create and implement educational/outreach efforts; establish working relationships with all market actors on local, regional and national levels. Requirements: Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in science, engineering, business or equivalent experience specific to targeted market segments; basic understanding of energy-efficiency concepts and technologies; independent judgment; demonstrated strength in strategic planning/managing workload and projects; ability to develop relationships and collaborate with multiple agencies and organizations.

PROJECT MANAGER, BUSINESS ENERGY SERVICES Responsibilities: Provide technical and financial analysis for multiple energy-efficiencyfocused projects in industrial, commercial and multi-family buildings. Work with building owners, developers, architects, engineers and contractors. Requirements: BS degree in mechanical or electrical engineering, environmental science, related field and/or CEM preferred; minimum two years experience analyzing energy use, identifying opportunities for energy improvements, and assisting customers with implementation; strong communication skills and understanding of building and/or manufacturing systems and energy analysis techniques. For all positions please email cover letter and resume by 3/16 to: resume@veic.org or mail to: VEIC Recruitment 255 South Champlain Street, Suite 7 Burlington, VT 05401 EOE

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ExEcutivE AssistAnt In this role, you will be focused on project driven assignments and will provide a full range of complex administrative support services. Support will include maintaining the schedules of the General Manager and Business Development and Marketing Manager, event and project coordination, and ensuring effective customer service/visits on behalf of our Management Team. Must be able to work independently with little or no supervision. Other responsibilities include coordinating services and activities for events, making travel arrangements, expense reports, petty cash, and attending and preparing minutes of meetings. The ideal candidate will maintain confidentiality, and liaison with internal and external contacts on behalf of General Manager. Advanced PC skills (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook) and have a proficiency in Illustrator and Photoshop, as well as Framemaker preferred, along with the ability to prioritize, meet deadlines and problem solve is a must. Five years experience in an executive administrative role preferred. MAintEnAncE tEcHniciAn â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2nd sHift The Maintenance position is responsible for facility and manufacturing activities, which include the installation, maintenance and repair of all manufacturing equipment and machinery. A well-balanced blend of mechanical, electrical, hydraulic, and pneumatic and computer skills is required, along with an understanding of CNC machine applications and operations. The ability to read hydraulic and electrical schematics, as well as mechanical blueprints is also required. Must be able to work in a team environment, be willing to do shift work, and possess good mechanical aptitude. Experience with Fanuc or Siemens controls is preferred. Seven plus years maintenance support experience in a metalworking environment is desired. for additional information on these or other opportunities that an industry leader can provide, please visit our website: www.husky.ca, or forward your resume, indicating position of interest, to: Megan Einermann, Human Resources, 288 north Road, Milton, vt 05468; Or email: meinerma@husky.ca. We appreciate your interest and will acknowledge receipt of every resume. for more information about these or other opportunities please call our job hotline at 802-859-8020 or 1-800-752-0234. Husky is committed to equity in employment.


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Lund Family Center seeks individuals with a passion for working with children for the following full-time positions:

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Make a difference in Essex County, NY

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Precision Bioassay is a world leader in statistical methods and tools for biological assays of pharmaceutical proteins, vaccines, and cell or gene therapy products. rEsponsiBiLitiEs • Executive Assistant: Travel planning, purchase supplies, etc. • Bookkeeping: A/P & A/R, payroll, grant reporting • HR: benefits administration, recruiting QuALiFicAtions: Must have 3 or more years of bookkeeping experience; executive assistant and/or HR administration experience desired. Must have strong skills in Excel, Word and Quickbooks. Ability to handle multiple tasks is necessary; must be detail oriented. Must be interested in working for a growing, entrepreneurial company, and have solid interpersonal and communication skills as demonstrated by a track record as a good team member. Hours: at least half-time to start; may grow to full-time. Benefits: Comprehensive package including 401k, generous time off, flex time, plus health, dental, life and disability insurance. pay: $15 - $18 per hour. Apply to: precision Bioassay formerly Lansky Consulting, LLC 257 s. union st., Burlington, vt 05401 802/865-0155, info@precisionbioassay.com Precision Bioassay is an equal opportunity employer. Women and people of color are encouraged to apply.

Employment Specialist based in Westport and traveling countywide. Bachelor’s degree in a human service field plus one year experience.

Educational Assistance Coordinator (Anticipated) based in Westport and traveling countywide. Bachelor’s degree in education or a related human service field plus one year experience minimum in education or human services.

Part-time Peer Specialists for locations in Essex County. HS Diploma or equivalent is required. Personal experience with a disabling condition and ability to work days, evenings, weekends, and holidays are necessary. For all positions: Personal knowledge of the mental health system as a consumer is an asset. Clear verbal skills and ability to LISTEN are requirements. Understanding of, and commitment to, the empowerment of people is a necessary prerequisite. People with disabilities strongly encouraged to apply.

Please submit resume, cover letter and three professional references to: Human Resources, MHA in Essex County, Inc. 6096 NYS Route 9N, Westport, NY 12993. EOE.

NEW career opportunities in TELEVISION FOX 44 AND ABC 22 are GROWING, again. Sales - A chance to sell the hottest networks in TV, as well as Internet marketing.

If you are enthusiastic and a highly motivated professional with significant compensation potential, we’re looking for you. Strong prospecting, presentation, and closing skills are a must. Sales experience is preferred.

Production -

if you’re creative and versatile then this is the job for you. Day-to-day responsibilities will include creating promotion ads, PSAs and post production, along with some master control duties. Previous experience or expertise in non-linear editing is preferred.

Traffic -

We’re looking for someone who is highly organized, pays close attention to detail and wants to be kept busy. Mostly data entry, so computer skills and orientation are a must, as well as being comfortable with deadlines.

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If you don’t like desk jobs and like to be multitasked, then we’ve got the perfect job. You must be incredibly organized, follow detail and be efficient. Broadcast experience and/or technical orientation are helpful. Send resumes to WFFF/WVNY-TV, Attention: Human Resources 298 Mountain View Drive, Colchester, Vermont 05446 or email to jobs@smithmediavt.com Please specify the job in the subject line. No calls, please. EOE

CERTiFiED SPECiAl EDuCATiOn TEACHER

Seeking a Special Education Teacher to work in Project Soar’s Back-to-School Program. Project Soar is an independent school serving K-12 children and youth. This position is responsible for lesson planning and direct instruction, as well as IEP writing, implementation and monitoring in two self-contained classrooms for students with severe learning impairment and behavioral and/or medical challenges. Must demonstrate a passion for educating children and youth, possess leadership qualities, and be able to problem-solve and collaborate with families and stakeholders in a creative and solution-focused manner. Must be able work as part of team. Position start date is flexible for the right candidate. 20 days of summer program planning and oversight required. BA with appropriate State of VT Licensure in Special Education required. MA preferred. Send resume and cover letter to the address below.

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Interested in being part of a group that includes a supportive team of therapists, coverage of your after-hours emergencies, and efficient billing staff? We are currently seeking a full-time licensed therapist. The ideal candidate will be a generalist with a MSW/LICSW (other licensure considered), experience treating children, adolescents, adults and families. Experience with substance abuse, DBT and group treatment desirable. This fee-for-service position has excellent individual earning potential and a complete benefits package. Some evening hours required. Also interested in part-time licensed therapist willing to work late afternoons and evenings on a contract fee-forservice basis. Clinic located close to interstate & is a short commute from Burlington & surrounding areas.

HOmE PROViDER

Needed Immediately: Looking for a professional Home Provider for a 4-year-old developmentally disabled male child with severe behavioral issues. Candidate would need background working with children with behavioral challenges and have a home environment with no other children or pets. 24-hour care necessary, generous stipend and respite provided. Candidate would not be able to work outside of the home. Please send resume and or letter of interest to Jean Gilmond @ NCSS, 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478

PERSOnAl CARE ATTEnDEnT & RESPiTE PROViDERS

Seeking dependable individuals to support children with disabilities in their homes and communities after school and on weekends. Parttime contracted positions are available throughout Franklin County and Grand Isle County. Candidate should be energetic and able to set limits. Must be 18 or older, possess a high school diploma or GED and hold a valid driver’s license. For more info, please call Nicole Brisson at 802-524-0574 x231.

HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. EOE Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.

CAREER OPPORTUNITY Network/Systems Specialist - Colchester, VT Do you want to be a part of cutting-edge technology? UNICEL is looking for a professional individual to perform installation, maintenance and ongoing support for servers, workstations and server-based applications, and local/wide area networking hardware. This position is based in Colchester, VT, and will require travel to retail locations in the rural areas of VT and NH to provide support to retail store locations. Qualified candidates must possess an Associate’s degree in computer science or three years of equivalent education and/or experience combined in a related field, and one year of experience with computer hardware/software installation and support, with preference for Windows XP and Windows Server 2003 experience. Good analytical problem-solving skills and ability to communicate effectively with internal customers is a must. Valid Vermont driver’s license also required.

Human Resources 6 Telcom Drive, Bangor, ME 04401 stephaniemc@unicel.com Fax: 207-973-3427

www.unicel.com Equal Opportunity Employer


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Product Design Manager Must be able to motivate and manage our highly creative Product Design staff. 3-5 years experience managing a creative staff and experience in a wide range of product categories- Print Styling, Body Styles for PJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s as well as other clothing and soft goods, Gift Items and Packaging.

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CAREER OPPORTUNITY E-Marketing Coordinator - Colchester, VT This position supports Unicelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s E-Marketing strategy through maintenance of online content, tactical execution of related plans and programs. Gathers information and provides top-line analysis to be used to guide content and online strategy. Performs competitive analysis, recommends products, promos and features. Responsible for coordinating content updates on Unicel store fronts and securing and maintaining third-party site presence by working with vendor partners for planning and implementation. Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in Marketing or three (3) years of education and experience combined in a related field, Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree preferred. One (1) plus years experience working with e-commerce required, plus skilled in operating personal computer to include Microsoft Office Suite, Dreamweaver, Adobe Acrobat, Win Zip and Photoshop. Analytical research & wireless experience preferred.

Human Resources 6 Telcom Drive, Bangor, ME 04401 stephaniemc@unicel.com Fax: 207-973-3427

www.unicel.com Equal Opportunity Employer

Someone with soft goods design experience that includes print styling as well as some packaging design. Must be able to conceptualize designs and effectively communicate them to our technical design and merchandising teams.

Visual Merchandise Manager Position is responsible for managing the visual presentation of our product in catalog and on our web. 2-3 years experience in Merchandising Catalogs and/or Web and the ability to organize and manage photo shoots. A great eye for photographic styling coupled with extensive knowledge of Merchandising required.

Floral Relations Buyer Pivotal point person in floral vendor relations and buying. Must be able to work in a constant changing industry, willing to travel and have strong negotiation skills. Bilingual in Spanish/English preferred.

Assistant Art Director Under the supervision of the Art Director, maintain a cohesive visual identity for the companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s five brands. Assist in project management, catalog design and development of marketing materials. Mandatory 5+ years of graphic design experience. Knowledge of industry standard software is essential. Fun attitude a must! Demonstrate your creative talents by participating in our hands-on design project! Bring a portfolio, creativity and imagination!

Send cover letter and resumĂŠ to: 6655 Shelburne Road, Shelburne, VT 05482 fax to (802) 985-1330 or email jobs@vtbear.com. EOE www.VermontTeddyBear.com


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We are currently accepting applications for a highly motivated professional to become an integral part of a growing land conservation organization. SLT has a solid record of land protection and stewardship and has conserved over 3000 acres in the greater Stowe community. The Assistant Director will manage the annual membership campaign; is responsible for all communications with the public; develop avenues of planned giving; and coordinate SLTโ s outings and events. The successful candidate must have excellent communication skills, both oral and written, proven organizational and time management skills, as well as experience working with donors and volunteers. TO APPLY: A full job description and application requirements are available at www.stowelandtrust.org. Salary and benefits are competitive and commensurate with experience. Applications will be reviewed as they are received until March 23, 2007, or until the position is filled.

AssistAnt Director

Completed applications can be mailed to: Assistant Director Search, Stowe Land Trust P.O. Box 284, Stowe, Vermont 05672 or emailed to: info@stowelandtrust.org attn: Search Committee.

Competitive wages, use of our fitness center, staff meals, and discounts are just some of the reasons that make Trapp Family Lodge a great place to work! 401K and insurance benefits available for full time, year round employees.

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Direct Mail Marketing Assistant Ashgate Publishing, an international publisher of scholarly, professional and reference books, is seeking a dedicated and motivated team member to join our marketing department. The Direct Mail Marketing Assistant will be responsible for offering general support to the marketing department and overseeing the marketing operations of our Politics and International Relations list. This is an entry-level position that requires excellent writing and communication skills along with a sharp eye for detail and design. Graphic design experience and an interest in scholarly publishing are required. Experience working with InDesign and the Microsoft Office Suite is necessary. Ashgate offers an excellent benefits package, competitive salary and a great working environment. To apply, please send a cover letter, resume and salary requirements to: Marketing Director Ashgate Publishing Company Suite 420, 101 Cherry Street Burlington, VT 05401-4405 Fax: 802-865-7847 Email: marketing@ashgate.com

Freeman French Freeman Architects has immediate openings for a

Project Architect and an Interior Designer. We are an award-winning architectural firm who is committed to excellence with a diverse project base in both the public and private sectors. We offer a competitive compensation and benefits package in a dynamic creative environment with opportunities for growth.

Project Architect Applicants must have solid technical expertise with AutoCAD, a working knowledge of building codes and zoning ordinances, and excellent interpersonal communication skills. The successful candidate will work closely with project designers and managers. Experience with specification writing a plus. Ten years experience, a professional architectural degree and registration are required.

Interior Designer or Interior Architect To lead and develop interiors projects. Responsibilities include: design, management and marketing tasks. Minimum 5 years experience.

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BURLINGTON COLLEGE AssistAnt Director of MArketing Terrific opportunity to help in the re-launch of major childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s brand. Focus on production of marketing materials, including press releases, blog posts, SEO, and all marketing print materials. Photoshop and Dreamweaver expertise required. Excellent work environment. Please send resume to: marketing@chooseco.com

Full- or Part-time Pet Groomer

802-654-7118 (days), 802-879-9336 (evenings).

Maple Leaf Farm

Requirementsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;MLS and 2 years of library work experience, administration preferred. Excellent organization, written, and oral communication skills.

Be part of the exciting new

An inpatient substance abuse facility has the following positions available:

a transitional house for incarcerated women coming back to Chittenden County.

Our Primary Care Unit is expanding with additional nursing and physician hours.

Residential CounseloR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; provide residential support and household management for 10 women. 30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;hour, evening position, Monday-Friday, with excellent benefits. B.A with experience working with womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s issues, running groups and knowledge of mental health and substance-abuse issues.

sleep oveRnight CounseloRs - one or two shifts a week; Monday â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Friday coming in at 10:30 p.m., leaving at 8:30 a.m.

Weekend CounseloRs â&#x20AC;&#x201C; either 24-hour shifts or flexibly split between Saturday and Sunday both with sleep overnight.

suBstitutes - needed for all shifts. submit resumes by March 19, 2007 to Cara gleason howard Center for human services 300 Flynn ave., Burlington, vt 05401 or email Carag@howardcenter.org

LibrAriAn (full-time) Responsibilitiesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Oversee library operations and policies. Develop and catalog print and media collections. Provide library database and research instruction. Supervise student and volunteer assistants. Participate in planning library expansion.

Some experience helpful. Willing to train right person. Call Bow Meow Pet Grooming Boutique and ask for Cindy.

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Northern Lights Program

AA/EOE

PRIMARY CARE STAFF

â&#x20AC;˘ RN/LPN/LNA - Full-time, Part-time and Per Diem positions â&#x20AC;˘ PT Primary Care Clerical Assistant - computer and telephone skills required â&#x20AC;˘ FT Admissions Coordinator - knowledge of addictions helpful, computer and phone skills required. For more information about these positions, visit our website at www.mapleleaf.org.

Send resume and cover letter by March 31, 2007 to: Gillian McMahon Burlington College www.burlington.edu 95 North Avenue Burlington, VT 05401

Position available in the Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Farmyard

Farm Educator

Mail, fax or email resumes to:

Dates: April 23, 2007 - October 26, 2007

Maple Leaf Farm Associates, Inc. 10 Maple Leaf Road, Underhill, Vermont 05489 Phone: 802-899-2911 â&#x20AC;˘ Fax: 802-899-3617 Email: info@mapleleaf.org

Responsibilities: This is an education position that involves teaching hands-on formal and informal farm activities offered to public program participants five days a week, including at least one weekend day. Additional job responsibilities include farm chores, shuttle wagon tractor driving, gardening support, special event support, helping in youth volunteer supervision, and general guest services.

EOE

Note: The work week is 5 days (1 day being a weekend day) Qualifications: Applicants should be enthusiastic about education and agriculture, should have good communication skills, have a valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license, be able to lift fifty pounds, and be able to work weekends. Although applicants should have an educational bent, specific training will be provided.

Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. TTO/EOE

For information, contact Keely Deutsch by email at kdeutsch@shelburnefarms.org or by letter at Shelburne Farms, 1611 Harbor Road, Shelburne, VT 05482.

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Part-time Meat & Seafood Clerk needed to assist customers at the Meat & Seafood counter; maintain, stock, rotate and display product; and assist with receiving. Applicants must have at least 6 months of meat and seafood experience, be a team player, be able to lift 50 to 80 lbs frequently, have effective communication skills and a sense of humor.

Prepared Foods Staff Variety of kitchen and deli staff positions available with duties including: dishwashing, sandwich and other food preparation, salad bar maintenance, food packaging and storage, and maintenance of food, storage and eating areas. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re also searching for skilled cooks to help create exciting menu options! Applicants must be team players and have appropriate experience, effective communication skills, great customer service talents and a sense of humor. We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Fill out an application at Customer Service, print one out online at www.citymarket.coop, or send your resume via email or snail-mail to:

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Sales Managers The Vermont Convention Bureau (VCB) seeks two exceptional sales pros to join a dedicated team to attract lucrative meetings, conferences and events to Vermont:

Rutland Office

The Rainforest Alliance, an international nonprofit, seeks

• Sell Vermont to the sports, social, military, educational, faith-based, fraternal and Vermont association markets. • Organize and staff trade shows and sales events. • Coordinate the Vermont Sports & Events Council.

Part-time CertifiCation ServiCeS Coordinator - (CSC)

BuRlingtOn Office • Sell Vermont to the corporate market, with an emphasis on pharmaceutical and environmental engineering meetings. • Organize and staff trade shows and sales events. • Serve as content editor of www.VermontMeetings.org.

for its SmartWood Program in Richmond. The PT CSC will be responsible for providing direct support to the Canada region to ensure the timely and accurate movement of the region’s clients through the certification process. S/he will be responsible for the quality control of database entry, forms and communication with the regional managers, their staff and their clients.

These are high-profile jobs paying mid-$30s base + productivity incentives + competitive benefit packages. VCB, the State’s official steward of the meetings, conferences and events segments of Vermont’s tourism economy, is a division of the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce. The VCB is funded in part by the Vermont Department of Tourism & Marketing.

Qualified candidates will have Bachelor’s degree with min of 1-2 years admin office experience. Experience in forestry or related field a plus. Please send resume and cover to personnel@ra.org. for more information, please visit rainforest-alliance.org. eoe

Dave Hakins, Executive Director Vermont Convention Bureau 60 Main Street, Suite 100, Burlington, VT 05401 802-860-0606, x230, dave@vermont.org www.VermontMeetings.org

Senior Marketing Communications Specialist Full-Time educaTion & ouTreach coordinaTor

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Outright Vermont seeks a motivated, outgoing leader who is dedicated to our mission of building safe, healthy, and supportive environments for gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender youth. The Education & Outreach Coordinator is responsible for scheduling and delivering workshops and presentations on a variety of queer youth issues to diverse youth and adult audiences. Experience developing outreach materials, coordinating a speaker’s bureau, and working in educational environments helpful. Knowledge of safe schools and transgender issues is ideal. In state, daytime travel required for this position. Base salary begins at $27,500. Candidates who match the above requirements should submit a cover letter detailing relevant experience, resume, and (brief ) writing sample by March 30th to: Lluvia@outrightvt.org or mail to: lluvia mulvaney-Stanak, executive director Need outright Vermont, P.o. Box 5235, Burlington, VT 05402 Transfolk, people of color, differently-abled people, and bio-men are encouraged to apply.

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Should have familiarity with child development, poverty and associated problems, social/emotional/behavioral challenges in young children. B.A. required, BSW preferred.

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ADDISON CENTRAL SUPERVISORY UNION

Vacancy • Network Staff

Addison Central Supervisory Union seeks experienced network staff beginning March 17, 2007. Job responsibilities include network administration and troubleshooting. The candidate should have experience planning, implementing and maintaining Windows Server 2003 network infrastructure. Some desktop repair and maintenance required.

Now HiriNg: • Nursery and Perennials Manager • Delivery and Installation Supervisor • Receptionist • Customer Service Associates • Seasonal Landscapers, Nursery Associates, and Yard Associates

Candidates should possess strong communication and organization skills, excellent documentation and record-keeping habits. It is essential that candidates have the ability to work independently, as well as work harmoniously with children and adults. Please send letter of interest, resume, three current references and copy of transcripts to: Wm. Lee Sease, Superintendent Addison Central Supervisory Union 49 Charles Avenue, Middlebury, Vermont 05753 E.O.E. Position open until filled.

What’s it like to work at Healthy Living? What we strive for is a team of people who like to work hard, support each other, offer stellar customer service and go home feeling good at the end of the day. If this sounds like the kind of community you’d like to be part of, read on!

See our website for details: www.4seasonsgc.com Send resumes to: Martha Panton 472 Marshall Ave., williston, VT 05495 humanresources@4seasonsgc.com Fax: 860-2936

Fead Construction Law, PLC,

a three-lawyer construction law firm in South Burlington, Vermont, seeks a

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Send cover letter, resume and writing sample by email to Clouatre@feadlaw.com.

Project Manager Do you have an eye for detail with a hands-on approach? Our Project Managers help turn ideas into organized programs; manage budgets; and ensure efficient, effective and on-budget delivery of projects. You must have marketing experience including direct client contact, and be incredibly organized, conscientious, and service-oriented. Send resume to: jobs@ksvc.com, Project Manager position. We will respond to qualified candidates only. No phone calls please.

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CuSTOdian Full-Time (35 hours / week) $11.79 / hour plus BeneFiTs ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Vermont’s premier lake aquarium and science center, seeks to hire an experienced team player to provide exceptional custodial services. This position is responsible for all aspects of daily cleaning of guest, staff and service areas, in and outside ECHO. Hours: 6 am to 1:30 pm; most holidays and some evening hours required.

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Trade Promotion Specialist Seventh Generation seeks candidates for Trade Promotion Specialist position. A minimum of two years professional office experience with proven skills in data entry, data analysis, and administrative support in the area of trade promotion processing and management are prerequisites for application. Record of accomplishment of attention to detail, bookkeeping, basic accounting skills, and proficiency in Excel, Access, PowerPoint, Outlook and Word are mandatory. Strong experience in cross-functional teamwork and flexibility in working with remote sales directors are required. Please check our website at www.seventhgeneration.com for a complete job description. Submit resume and cover letter to: staffing@seventhgeneration.com.

SECURITY

The Baird Center for Children and Families,

a Division of the Howard Center for Human Services, is seeking an

Full-time Sales Associate

EARLY CHILDHOOD INTERVENTIONIST Full-time Program Interventionist position available in the Early Childhood Program. Seeking creative and flexible person to provide living skills support to young children in community, preschool and/or home settings. Excellent benefits, generous vacation, and opportunity to work with cohesive, dynamic, Master’s level team. Flexible hours may include early evenings or weekends. Bachelor’s degree required. Experience in human services with an emphasis on young children a plus. Must possess a valid Vermont driver’s license and registered/insured vehicle. TTY/EEO. Please send cover letter and resume to Gail Rafferty, LICSW Baird Center for Children and Families 1138 Pine St., Burlington, VT 05401.

BURLINGTON Futon COMPANY

Now Hiring Part-Time:

Transportation Security Officers Burlington International Airport Officers provide security and protection for air travelers, airports and aircraft.

Starting at $12.74 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 12.64% Locality Pay) Minimum Requirements: U.S. Citizenship or U.S. National • High school diploma, GED or equivalent, or one year of security or aviation screening experience • English proficiency • Pre-employment medical evaluation • Pass a background/credit check

Please apply online at: www.tsajobs.com 1-800-887-1895 TTY: 1-800-887-5506 TSA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Burlington Futon Company has recently evolved to become Burlington’s lifestyle furniture store. We are currently seeking a full-time sales associate to promote our home furnishings and unique accessories. We provide a friendly, positive and energetic work environment. The qualified candidate should have prior sales experience, possess strong communication skills and have a passion for design. Qualified candidates may forward their resume to: C. Kelsey, 388 Pine St., Burlington, 05401 or email CKelsey@burlingtonfuton.com


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Full-Time Respite & Residential Openings Spectrum Youth and Family Services is seeking full-time residential workers. Applicants should have experience with young people, especially with crisis intervention, substance abuse/mental health issues, relationship building, conflict resolution, and life skills. The right team member will be dependable and organized, and have a sense of humor.

Sharon Corkum 177 Pearl St. Burlington, VT 05401 or email: scorkum@spectrumvt.org

Crisis CliniCian Seeking Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s level, mental health clinician for mobile psychiatric crisis team. Services are provided to adults in the community, office, or over the phone. Excellent opportunity to hone psychiatric triage skills. Must be flexible and have ability to cover all shifts. Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY.

resumes by 3/16/07 to: James Huitt, PsyD Howard Center for Human services 300 Flynn ave. Burlington, VT 05401 EOE Persons with disabilities are encouraged to apply.

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Fuse is looking for creative, organized and detail oriented people to assist in the creative development of website projects and client print needs.

FULL-TIME TEMPORARY GRAPHIC DESIGNER Strong background in professional and distinctive print and web design a must. Knowledge and experience working in the action sports or youth marketing industry required. Must have proven experience in Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop.

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Fuse is a leading youth marketing agency located in Burlington that connects brands with youth through sports, music, fashion and other youth culture. For more information, go to www.fusemarketing.com.

FULL-TIME TEMPORARY WEB DEVELOPER Strong background in web design, production and development a must. Must have proven experience in XHTML, PHP/MySQL, CSS, Java and XML. A background in Photoshop, Flash and AJAX a plus.

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Customer Support and Software Testing position with growing, fast-paced, life science Software company in Montpelier. Must love working with customers to solve their software problems AND working around PCs and browsers to test software. Strong verbal communication skills and an inquisitive mind are essential. Experience in customer service and/or testing software are pluses.

CONTACT Please send all cover letters, resumes and links to digital portfolio to jobs@fusemarketing.com

Please email resume and cover letter to our HR department at: hr@gmlogic.com

Use your human resources skills to support staff in making a difference for Vermont seniors! We seek someone with energy and creativity to implement systems for employee orientation and training, staff morale, benefits, leave time, performance reviews. BA preferred, 2-3 years experience in human resources (nonprofit preferred), 30 hours (flexible), with generous benefit package. Resume and cover letter by March 19, 2007 to: Beth Stern, Executive Director Central Vermont Council on Aging 30 Washington St., Barre, VT 05641. bstern@cvcoa.org, EOE.

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Energetic, outgoing, dynamic person with horticultural interest needed to assist customers with their plant purchases and help in all aspects of daily garden center operations. Please send letter of interest to 2638 Ethan Allen Hwy, New Haven, VT 05472

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE Permanent part-time position includes telephone and in-person window ticket sales. Strong customer service and interpersonal skills required as well as accuracy and speed in data entry. Evening and weekend hours required in addition to some weekday availability. To apply, mail a cover letter and resume to: Flynn Center Box Office, Attn: Leeeza 153 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05401 Email to lrobbins@flynncenter.org or complete an application at the Box Office Window. No phone calls, please. EOE

HEALTH SERVICES COORDINATOR (Burlington)

Responsibilities include development, management and tracking of: systems for program-wide collection, recording, reporting and analysis of child and family health and health services data; dental health services; food and nutrition services; staff training; employee health compliance; safety/accident/emergency issues; and community partnerships and resources. Participation in regional and state-based committee work. Qualifications: Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in public health, nursing, health education, nutrition, maternal and â&#x20AC;˘ child health, health administration or related field, plus 5 to 7 years of relevant work experience. Knowledge of childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s health issues is necessary, as well as ability to build strong connections â&#x20AC;˘ to medical and dental practices, and promote health and safety practices. 40 hrs/week, full year. Annual salary $39,200. Excellent benefits.

A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references. No phone calls, please. Please specify position and location.

Applications should be sent by email to: pbehrman@cvoeo.org.

Northeastern Family Institute Bringing Vermont Children, Families & Communities Together

CASE MANAGER

Community-Based Services - So. Burlington

Community Inclusion Facilitators CVS is seeking dedicated individual to join our team in assisting individuals with developmental disabilities reach their goals. Work one-on-one with a variety of individuals both in the community and at their job sites. We are currently offering a 35.25 hour per week, fully benefited position which includes a young gentleman who works well with male support staff. This is an excellent job for those first entering the field of human services or for those looking to continue their work with people. If you are interested in joining our diverse team, please submit a letter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@cvsvt.org.

Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-0511, Fax: (802) 655-5207 E.O.E.

NFIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Community Based Services is seeking a Therapeutic Case Manager. Responsibilities include treatment planning and service coordination, in-home work with children and biological, adoptive and foster families, as well as supervision of community skills workers and foster parents. â&#x20AC;˘ Strong communication skills â&#x20AC;˘ Attention to details â&#x20AC;˘ Ability to set limits. Come join a small, close-knit team of dedicated childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s services providers. Previous work with children with emotional/behavioral challenges desired. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in a related field required. Fax resume to ATTN: Ali Wise at 802-658-0126 or email AliWise@nafi.com. NFI Vermont, Inc., 30 Airport Rd. So. Burlington, VT 05403 www.nafi.com EOE.


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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Shelburne Bay Senior Living Community

LIA SOPHIA Jewelry

HOUSEKEEPING

is hiring

FT Days Must be reliable, have exp. & references, be able to maintain top level of efficiency. 4

Apply at: 185 Pine Haven Shore Rd., Shelburne or call 846-9296, ask for Gary

Advisors

If you love jewelry, want to wear what you sell and looking for some extra income, then this is the plan for you. Call Jane at 802-598-2399 or email janewelcome@comcast.net for a free catalog and information on our opportunity. Also booking parties.

Legal Assistant Established Burlington Law Firm is seeking a Legal Assistant to support two attorneys. Real Estate experience desirable but not necessary. Competitive salary and benefits. Send resume to: Clarke, Demas & Baker, Esq, PO Box 4484, Burlington, VT 05406 or email to: bbaker@cdbesq.com

human resources.

DINING ROOM MANAGER Experience: exp.

Resumes and references required.

in all aspects of front house service and operations. Apply at Libbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Diner, 46 Highpoint Ctr. Colchester, VT (Exit 16-I89)

Please contact 802-482-2452 Website: www.gmcsvt.com

SALES REPRESENTATIVE The Point is looking for a sales representative to work in Chittenden County and Central Vermont. If you are outgoing, can work independently, have good writing skills and reliable transportation, consider a job selling radio. Duties include servicing and growing an existing account list, and finding and developing new business. Email your resume and cover letter to Caroline Scribner at caroline@pointfm.com. The point offers a 401k plan, health insurance and other perks. The Point is an equal opportunity employer.

seeks a

part-time Shelter Assistant

to join our team. Responsibilities include database management, phones, assistant to Executive Director, some adoption services, and more. Approximately 30 hours/ week. Must have strong communication skills, be very familiar with Microsoft Office, specifically Access and Excel, high energy level and a passion for animals. Must have reliable transportation and be able to perform in a stressful environment. Send resume/letter of interest to Attn: Liz PO Box 687, Montpelier, VT 05601 or email to liz@cvhumane.com.

802-651-9001 Fax 233 Pearl street Burlington, VT 05401

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Part-time/60%, 3 days per week position available with the Gateway Project. Assist in leading inventive prevention project serving selected 5th graders and their families. Collaborate closely with staff at Barre City Elementary and Middle School, the Cityscape Afterschool Program, community organizations, and volunteers. Applicant should have: â&#x20AC;˘ Sincere desire to assist youth; â&#x20AC;˘ Knowledge of youth development principles; â&#x20AC;˘ Experience working directly with youth and their families; â&#x20AC;˘ Superior reliability and work ethic; â&#x20AC;˘ Strong organization, communication, and group facilitation skills; â&#x20AC;˘ Experience planning and implementing youth activities. â&#x20AC;˘ Experience working in a school setting is helpful.

Please send resume and letter of interest to: P.J. LaPerle Washington County Youth Service Bureau/Boys & Girls Club P.O. Box 627, 38 Elm Street, Montpelier, VT 05601

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Successful employee-owned building company has immediate opening for part-time bookkeeper position (8-10 hrs./wk). Applicants must be proficient with Quickbooks, Excel and payroll principles. Experience in building industry beneficial. Send cover letter & resume: Red House Inc. PO Box 296, Burlington VT 05402 or online: employment@ redhousebuilding.com

OUTDOOR WORK

Winooski Valley Park District

Energetic person for park maintenance, trail work, light carpentry and mowing. Seasonal, starting mid-April. 40 hours per week. Apply in person Monday-Friday, 10-3 at:

Winooski Valley Park District Ethan Allen Homestead Burlington, VT 05401. 863-5744 â&#x20AC;˘ wvpd@sover.net

FITNESS STUDIO SEEKING PERSONAL TRAINER YOU: Self-motivated, experienced and talented trainer. Committed to empowering others to reach their health and fitness goals. Actively interested in promoting the benefits of a lifestyle of exercise and healthy eating. ME: Espire Personal Training Studio, a trainerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cooperative. Passionate about supporting a trainer-client team approach to building lifestyles of health, fitness and vitality. TOGETHER: Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll make the perfect match. Interested? Visit: www.espirefitness.com email: info@espire2bfit.com or call: 859-3636.


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Receptionist/ Secretary

- Local ISP seeks fulltime tech support w/ computer and customer service experience.

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jobs@surfglobal.net or mail to: GlobalNet Internet Services 159 Pearl Street, Essex Jct., VT 05452.

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Full-time position for team player that likes to be challenged. Must be personable and enjoy children. Have excellent phone, organizational and computer skills. Excellent benefits included. Bring resumes to: Associates in Orthodontics 1 Kennedy Dr. So. Burlington, VT 05403

University Inn & Suites 5 Dorset Street, South Burlington. Looking for full-time

Front Desk

and Housekeeping. Weekends are a must. Apply in person and ask for Katelyn. 802-863-5541

Developmental ServiceS program manager Dynamic individual sought to be an integral part of a case management team that is responsible for the development and implementation of comprehensive services for individuals with developmental disabilities. Responsible for staff supervision, residential supports, budget oversight, & the creation and implementation of individual support plans. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in related field, plus two to three years experience. Full-time with benefits.

resume to tracy Schneider or tracyS@Howardcenter.org tel. 802-658-1494

TRiO/UPWARD BOUND 226 Commons L/L University of Vermont, Burlington, VT 05405 Phone: (802) 656-2961 Fax: (802) 656-0055

Upward Bound Summer College Residential Counseling Director Position Opening The University of Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Upward Bound program runs a 5-week summer residential program (June 17, 2007 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; July 20, 2007) at UVM for 20 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 30 high school students entering sophomore and junior years. The Summer College Residential Counseling Director (RCD) acts as a leader for the Summer College residential staff. The RCD advises and counsels the Summer College students regarding personal, career, and educational goals. The RCD assists in planning events for Summer College and insures that each dayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s activities are organized and executed. Primarily, the RCD focuses on the residential component of the Summer College activities to build a sense of community through means such as intervening when personal conflicts may arise. The residential position is intensive. The RCD is expected to be available at all times when students are in residence, unless specific arrangements are made. Students are not in residence on the weekends. The RCD will be assisted by the Upward Bound Program Director, Assistant Director, and a support staff of residential Tutor Counselors that she/he is expected to work closely with in a professional manner. The RCD is expected to participate in all orientation and training sessions as required. The entire duration of the job period is approximately five and one half weeks. The candidate needs a positive disposition and needs to enjoy working with teenagers. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s essential that the candidate be enthusiastic, flexible and adaptable. The candidate must be able to contribute to creating an educational environment that is successful, optimistic and nurturing. It is being explored that this position may also be filled through a for-credit graduate internship.

Requirements and preferred experience: Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree, with experience in counseling, residential educational programs, teaching, and/or staff supervision preferred. Knowledge of TRiO Programs a plus. Professional references are required. Salary compensation: $2000 for the program with room and board provided for the duration of the Summer College program. Please send a copy of all postsecondary academic transcripts, a cover letter and resume to the UVM Upward Bound office, 226 Living and Learning, Burlington, VT 05405. Contact person: Terry Reilly (802)-656-2964. Upward Bound is a U.S. Department of Education TRiO program.

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Intervale Compost Products

Seasonal Production Assistant

Quick Stop Deli Assistant Full- or part-time. 802-655-2882.

Please send resume to ciderhousevt@comcast.net or call Jim / Sharon at 802-522-1359 to set up an interview.

We are looking for someone who wants to help us make the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best compost! Duties include bagging, a lot of lifting, stacking, and other production-related tasks. $10/hr. PT/possibly FT. Pick up an application at ICP 282 Intervale Rd., Burlington. Come join our great team!

TRiO/UPWARD BOUND 226 Commons L/L University of Vermont, Burlington, VT 05405 Phone: (802) 656-2961 Fax: (802) 656-0055

Summer College Tutor Counselor The University of Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Upward Bound program runs a 5-week summer residential program (June 17, 2007 - July 20, 2007) at UVM for 20-30 high school students entering their sophomore and junior years. The Tutor Counselor (TC) helps facilitate all aspects of Summer College. Responsibilities include tutoring, counseling, and supervising Summer College participants. In addition, a TC helps coordinate activities and outings. The residential position is intensive. A TC is expected to be on call at all times when students are in residence unless specific arrangements are made. A TC does have scheduled time off every weekend, since students are not in residence on the weekends. The TC staff works together and is assisted by the Summer College Counseling Director, the Upward Bound Program Director, and Academic Adviser. A TC is expected to work closely with coworkers in a professional manner. A TC is expected to partake in all orientation and training sessions as required. The entire duration of the job period is approximately five and one half weeks. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s essential that the candidate be enthusiastic, flexible, and adaptable. The candidate must be able to contribute to creating an educational environment that is successful, optimistic, and nurturing. Requirements and preferred experience: Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree or fulltime enrollment in a four-year college or university required, with experience in counseling, residential educational programs, teaching, and/or staff supervision preferred. Knowledge of TRiO Programs, a plus. Professional references are required. Salary compensation: $1,500 and on-campus housing with meals for the duration of the Summer College program. Please send a copy of all postsecondary academic transcripts, a cover letter and resume to the Upward Bound office, attn: Terry Reilly. Upward Bound is a U.S. Department of Education TRiO program.

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VIS Construction Consultants OFFICE MANAGER Experienced person to manage small So. Burlington office. Proficiency with MS Office, QuickBooks Pro and ability to manage office payroll, A/R, A/P, HR and benefits. Excellent writing and editing skills a must. Marketing and construction/real estate knowledge a plus. Must be self-reliant/self-starter. Send resume to: Linc Prescott, 595 Dorset St. #5, So. Burlington, VT 05403 or email to: viserv@aol.com.

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HEN OF THE WOOD AT THE GRIST MILL Seasonal American Food Celebrating the Farms of the Northeast We are currently hiring for the following positions:

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Walker Construction Inc. PO Box 538, Stowe, VT 05672 244-7400 fax 244-7735 email: klewia@walkerconst.net

Come join the first new hotel in Burlington in 30 years, Courtyard by Marriott Burlington Harbor. We are looking for people with the right hospitality attitude, who stand out from the crowd and have a desire to serve. Immediate openings available for the following positions: â&#x20AC;˘ Dishwasher â&#x20AC;˘ Bartenders â&#x20AC;˘ Room Attendants â&#x20AC;˘ Bellman/Valet â&#x20AC;˘ Houseman â&#x20AC;˘ Front Desk â&#x20AC;˘ Night Auditor â&#x20AC;˘ Waiters/Waitresses â&#x20AC;˘ Cooks Benefits include: Very competitive starting wages, companypaid health insurance, 401k plan, vacation, travel discounts and more. Please apply in person at: Vermont Department of Employment and Training 63 Pearl Street, Burlington,VT. Representatives from the Hotel will be there to discuss specific positions with you on Thursday, March 8, 2007 from 9am - 1pm and also on Friday, March 9, 2007 from 10am - 2pm.

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