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Getting Internet search giant Google wants to build high-speed broadband networks in one or more test cities across the country. Given Burlington Telecom’s financial distress, it’s not surprising that there’s a movement to bring Google to Burlington. More than 760 people have become fans of the “Burlington for Google Fiber” Facebook page, and pleas from techsavvy supporters appear on www. googleinburlington.org, a web site set up by Pete Jewett to coordinate the city’s PR effort. Jewett is a search engine optimization analyst at Dealer.com. He’s also on Burlington’s telecommunications advisory commission, which advises the city council on matters relating to Burlington Telecom. Jewett is trying to drive residents and local businesses to “nominate” Burlington as a Google Fiber community through his website; the nomination deadline is Friday, March 26.
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I would like to thank Seven Days and Lauren Ober for the very positive and enthusiastic article on her visit to Burke Mountain Ski Resort [“20/20,” February 24]. However, I would like to clarify an inaccuracy in the article. All closed ropes at Burke are there for safety reasons, not “to preserve a nice stash for the regulars.” Closed ropes at Burke are not “mere suggestions.” “The rules” regarding going under the ropes at Burke involve loss of skiing privileges. Many days at Burke you would have a difficult time even finding a closed rope, and that is the way we like it. But if ropes are up, they are there for a reason! John Worth
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MARCH 24-31, 2010 VOL.15 NO.30
The Animal Issue People love animals. Except when they don’t. This week, our stories
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Emails Suggest Vermont Meat Inspectors Knew About Bushway Abuse
FEATURES
22 Breeding Uncertainty Animals: What does a tragic coyote attack mean for VT?
BY ANDY BROMAGE
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An Equine Welfare Council Seeks to Help VT’s Largest, and Most Expensive, Pets
BY KIRK KARDASHIAN
24 Best of the Beasts
Animals: UVM won’t reveal its animal research
BY ANDREA SUOZZO
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29 Calling Fowl
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Off Center, On Schedule
30 Tubby Tabby
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BY KEN PICARD
Animals: When kitty tips the scale BY ALICE LEVIT T
Sketch Pad
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Short and Sweet at the Green Mountain Film Festival
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33 The Nose Knows
Animals: Hiring a bloodhound to find your lost pet
BY SHAY TOT TEN
16 Hackie
A cabbie’s rear view BY JERNIGAN PONTIAC
21 The 20/20 Challenge
One snowboarder’s quest to hit 20 Vermont resorts in 20 weeks
39 Side Dishes
Leftover food news BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER
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Music news and views BY DAN BOLLES
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Taking note of visual Vermont: Lesley Baumann BY PAMELA POLSTON
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34 Just Hitched
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Animals: Pet weddings
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Animals: Feral pigs in Vermont BY JON MARGOLIS
38 Feline Cuisine
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Food: Dog-themed restaurants
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Tap That In Vermont, the arrival of spring comes with a side of maple syrup. Huntington’s Sugar-Makers’ Open House draws visitors to nine area sugarhouses in action, where they get to sample the spoils. Last year, Taft’s Milk and Maple Farm handed out more than 700 maple-cream donuts by 2 p.m. Feeling sappy? SEE CALENDAR SPOTLIGHT ON PAGE 52
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It’s All Geek to Me Grab your glasses and graphing calculator! It’s Geek Week at Montpelier’s Langdon Street Café — the tagline of which is “Be There and Be Square.” A weeklong lineup of musicians embracing their inner nerd, including The Mathematicians and Anaïs Mitchell-driven Sputnik!, perform at themed nights (think “Geek Throughout the Ages”). Board games, trivia nights and Ms. Pac-Man tournaments add to the frenzy. SEE MUSIC ON PAGE 44
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Picture This An array of drawings, paintings and prints by Bernard Chaet and Charles Cajori make it easy to see why each master artist has, in the last decade, received the American Academy of Arts and Letters’ Jimmy Ernst Award for lifetime achievement. Chaet’s expressionist landscapes and Cajori’s abstract figures give art lovers plenty to admire in BigTown Gallery’s current exhibit.
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Textbook Case A dance collaboration at the Flynn this week is akin to a history lesson in movement. Reggie Wilson of Brooklyn’s Fist & Heel Performance Group and Andréya Ouamba of Senegal’s Compagnie 1er Temps’ The Good Dance: dakar/brooklyn examines the impact of African culture on worldwide performing arts. Bottled water props, verbal interludes and driving rhythms make it a fascinating study.
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In Good Taste Sugar on snow is all well and good, but the University of Vermont Libraries’ Maple Madness Cook-Off challenges home bakers to whip up more creative maple edibles. A panel of judges — including Seven Days food editor Suzanne Podhaizer — picks the top savory and sweet concoctions while acoustic band The Growlers entertain. No kitchen skills? Skip the competition and show up for the maple buffet finale. SEE CALENDAR LISTING ON PAGE 59
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Check and Check No need to hit up multiple concerts if you’re digging a dose of, say, Celtic and Americana. The Woods Tea Company do both with ease, along with bluegrass stylings and old-time sea shanties. Multitalented much? By adding songstress Patti Casey to their ranks in 2008, the acoustic Vermonters have only gained momentum. Catch up to speed at Town Hall Theater this week.
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FY 2011. Additionally, the state pays an IT health care consultant $149,700 to help deal with electronic records policies, among other issues, that relate to “health care reform.” Sen. SUSAN BARTLETT (D-Lamoille), who is also running for governor, has a different prognosis. Her Appropriations Committee is currently working on Racine’s health care reform proposal, which calls for $300,000 to fund its work. Like Shumlin, Bartlett isn’t keen on the panel idea envisioned by Racine’s bill, nor does she like the price tag. “I’ll have some ideas later this week that I hope will be amenable to my colleagues,” said Bartlett. In medicine, as in politics, there’s always a second opinion. And a third. And a fourth…
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Senate leaders will decide this week whether to accept changes to an $8.6 million spending plan of federal stimulus dollars — the “jobs bill” — or set up a special conference committee to hash out their differences with the House.
At issue are several key changes made by the House Commerce Committee, chaired by Rep. BILL BOTZOW (D-Pownal). The Senate Economic Development Committee crafted the original bill under the leadership of Sen. VINCE ILLUZZI (R-Essex/Orleans). For starters, the House excised $100,000 for the Vermont Film Commission. The Senate had put the money in to save it from the Douglas budget axe. Botzow said he expects the commission will get its appropriation in some other part of the budget. Ditto a $100,000 downtown tax credit program the reps removed from the Senate version. The House also cut $70,000 that would have started a statewide paramedic training program at Vermont Technical College, and $150,000 for an aviation tech center at Burlington International Airport. Also on the House floor: $300,000 from the Senate’s $800,000 line item to help businesses affected by the Champlain Bridge closure. The Senate put in $2 million to expand rural broadband, while the House liked the $3.165 million figure better. The difference? Illuzzi’s committee wants the Vermont Telecommunications Authority to own the infrastructure and then lease it back to the private telecoms to provide services. The House version follows the Douglas proposal to subsidize Comcast, FairPoint and other telecom providers to build so-called “last mile” broadband. “We looked at the VTA proposal and found it very convoluted,” said Illuzzi. “Besides, why should we be subsidizing these companies who are supposed to be building out their networks and never have and probably never will? People don’t care who they buy the service from; they just want the service.” Good point.
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After weeks of bad reports, there was a bit of good news last week for Burlington Telecom: CitiCapital told city officials they will draw down $380,000 from a $1 million reserve fund to cover BT’s missed February lease payment. By using the money, CitiCapital ensures that BT will not default on its lease — for now. But BT isn’t out of the financial woods yet. Another $380,000 lease payment looms in May, and there’s still an ongoing probe by state regulators, a criminal review and a citizen lawsuit that aims to force repayment of the entire $17 million Burlington taxpayers unwittingly loaned BT. This week, the city is sending off its proposal to Google in an attempt to convince the computer giant to build
a state-of-the-art telecom network in Burlington. It’s a national competition. The Queen City is not the only Vermont entity courting Google. The Vermont Telecommunications Authority is pitching Google on the idea of a statewide network rather than one single community. The VTA has about 50 of the state’s 251 towns onboard as supporters, with more on the way, said tOM Murray, VTA’s executive director. “We don’t see our proposals as mutually exclusive,” said JOe reinert, a spokesman for Mayor bOb kiss. “In fact, we think by supporting each others’ proposals, perhaps we can get Google to at least visit Vermont.”
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“That a lot of bananas,” quipped Chairman Michael ObuchOwski (D-Rockingham). And that number could double when you factor in federal pass-through exemptions and fully account for all state loopholes. Some tax credits and exemptions have not yet been calculated. Out of that $1 billion, Obuchowski hopes to eliminate between $3.5 and $8 million in credits to help close the $150 million budget gap. “Often tax expenditures are enacted to provide tax relief or economic stimulus, and they can encourage certain behaviors, but it’s a big chunk of money and Vermonters should understand where it goes,” said Obuchowski. Former Rep. Mary PetersOn (D-Williston) started working on this bill in 2005. The late Rep. rick hube (R-Londonderry) also championed it over the years. The biggest sales and use tax exemptions include: $323 million for business machinery and equipment, $22.7 million for clothing and footwear, $54 million for home heating, $50 million for prescription drugs, and $78 million for food. Tax exemptions on groceries amount to an additional $113 million. The biggest property tax exemptions include: $167 million in incomesensitivity payments; $25 million for public, pious and charitable groups; $40 million in current use; $14.9 million on state and federal buildings, and $7.8 million for the University of Vermont. By comparison, Vermont State Colleges are only exempted $898,000. This week, the Ways and Means Committee is putting these exemptions into a single bill. Next week, the House will debate the measure on the floor. Not sure how charitable the reps are feeling.
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misrepresented to lawmakers what they knew and when. It’s unclear whether the state could have legally moved in to close Bushway. Kelly Loftus, an Agency of Agriculture spokeswoman, maintains the state had no jurisdiction over the plant because it was a federally inspected facility. (Plants that ship meat out of state are regulated by the USDA.) The video confirmed the federal inspector assigned to the plant did nothing to stop the abuse. The man who held that job has since been fired. But the state does grant Bushway a “retail license” to sell veal in Vermont. Loftus couldn’t answer whether the retail license gave Vermont the power to shutter the plant for repeated unsafe handling. Carl Cushing, who was Vermont’s chief meat inspector from 2001 to 2007, says it is possible, though uncommon, for the state to close a plant by yanking its license. It would take convincing evidence of serious abuse, Cushing notes, and would probably require hearings in Montpelier to allow plant owners to challenge the closure. “It’s not that they couldn’t do it,” says Cushing, who now owns and operates Vermont Livestock Slaughter & Processing in Ferrisburgh. “But they’d be overriding the federal government’s ability to provide inspection. It would be unlikely for the state to override the federal government.” Quenneville, in his testimony on February 4, seems to suggest that the state, at the very least, could have investigated. “Even though it is a federal plant, if any of those issues had been reported to the Vermont Agency of Agriculture, there is authority through the animal health rules and with meat inspection that we could have gone and checked that out anyway,” Quenneville said.
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Brooklyn Dad phoned his wife and — after some impassioned back and forth — they decided it was more than they wanted to spring for. I could respect that. Before hanging up, though, the wife put their 3-year-old on the phone, and father and daughter had a heart-to-heart about a toy horsey, which I gathered was named Jonathan. It might have been an imaginary horsey, which was better still. All right, I admit it — I got a little misty. The Hartford guy, Brian — who was much younger, a college sophomore, it turned out — called his father, and they decided to go for it. We arranged to rendezvous with the father at the Hartford Hilton Hotel. I glanced at the dashboard clock, figured about four hours drive time, and told Brian to give his father a 10:30 ETA. His dad requested, wisely, that we call when we got within range. We dropped downcast Brooklyn Dad at his Middlebury quarters and commenced our climb into and over the Green Mountains. Ripton, Bread Loaf, Rochester, Stockbridge and Bethel came and went, each classic Vermont town reminding me, the semi-cosmopolitan Burlington denizen, of the beauty and long history of our modest state.
At Royalton, we hooked onto Interstate 89. With a Boston Celtics game playing softly in the background, Brian told me stories of his life as the son of a Japanese father and Irish mother. At one point I chimed in, “Jeez, you are talking about two divergent cultures — the Irish, all emotional and over the top, and the Japanese, so reserved and formal. That must have been one heck of an upbringing.” Brian said, “Dude, you don’t know the half of it.” We merged onto I-91, and Brian began to speak of his grandfather, who fought in the Second World War with the only all-Japanese American battalion in the European theater. In one decisive battle, he told me, his grandfather’s troop earned the most Purple Hearts for bravery ever awarded for a single battle in U.S. military history. “All this,” Brian explained, “while many of his immediate family members, including my dad, were sitting in internment camps on the West Coast. But the amazing thing is, he wasn’t bitter in the least. I learned so much from him. He passed away a couple of years ago.” We arrived in Hartford way before Brian’s dad, who was caught in traffic. (Yes, big cities have traffic jams at 10 in the evening.) I parked in front of the Hilton while Brian entered to find an ATM to get me the cash. I followed him into the hotel in search of a bathroom. Ambling through the lobby, I suddenly found myself in a crowd of at least 200 black women, all aged about 25 to 35, and all wearing distinctive crimson blouses and hats. The energy in the room was thrilling. I inquired and discovered they all belonged to a national sorority. The ride back home was draining. Forget about wear and tear on the cab; what about my rickety middle-aged body? Still, the ATM twenties were crisp in my shirt pocket, and the Taurus’ motor was humming like Ladysmith Black Mambazo. When, at long last, the lights of Burlington appeared in the distance, my smile was uncontainable. m
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yatt’s assertion about Vermont meat inspectors is the latest chapter in a saga that has made him something of a hero to animal rights activists. The son of a federal meat inspector who died in the line of duty, Wyatt came to Vermont by way of a hog slaughtering plant in Oklahoma, where he exposed repeated violations of humane slaughtering laws. Numerous times, Wyatt suspended operations at Seaboard Farms after observing workers slaughtering pigs that were still kicking and blinking — a breach of federal law — only to be overruled by USDA supervisors and see the plant reopen. Wyatt’s first impression of Bushway was largely positive, he says. The facilities were “clean” and “impressive,” he says. “But after a while it was really pretty obvious to me that the owner really wasn’t very interested in food safety or humane handling,” Wyatt says. “He was more interested in making money.” The number of calves that tested positive for prohibited antibiotics, for instance, far exceeded the slaughterhouse standard, Wyatt says. Animals aren’t supposed to have drugs in them when they come to slaughter. “Five or 10 percent is normal,” Wyatt says. “They had so many drug residues in their calves that we had to test 100 percent of their calves for drug residues. And that’s a real unheard-of level.” The Bushway story was a major impetus for a recent federal investigation of slaughterhouse problems conducted by the U.S. Government Accountability Office. Wyatt cooperated with the probe, recounting in a congressional hearing the widespread violations he and GAO investigators found in Vermont and elsewhere. “People have asked me why I would risk my career by testifying,” Wyatt told the congressional committee on March 4. “I would respond by quoting Abraham Lincoln, who said, ‘To sin by silence, when one must protest, makes cowards of men.’ I am not a coward and I will not be silent. I truly believe that the USDA inspector is the only advocate animals have in slaughter plants.” Wyatt hasn’t been inside Bushway since the USDA and State of Vermont shut it down in November, but he may find himself back there shortly. Plant owners have reportedly struck a deal with the USDA that will allow Bushway to reopen soon. m
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“They knew everything,” Wyatt says of the state officials. “If [Quenneville] wanted them shut down, he should have taken charge. To claim that he didn’t know a thing about it — that’s simply not true.” The three suspensions ordered by Wyatt were for dragging and throwing downed calves — violations similar to those that shut the plant down once the video surfaced. Calves brought to Bushway are often so young they are unable to stand on their own. Federal law prevents plants from slaughtering livestock that are unable to walk. On May 12, the plant was temporarily suspended for dragging “downer” calves across a holding pen — a violation of humane slaughter laws. On June 24, Wyatt reported seeing a worker who was unloading calves from a truck yell, “Get up, you fucker!” at a downed calf, before picking the animal up and throwing it off the second tier of the truck trailer “like a football,” Wyatt says. The creature landed on its head. And on July 1, Wyatt observed a worker grab two downed calves by the hind legs and drag them down a loading ramp from the truck. Each time, the plant was suspended for one day and owners filed a corrective action plan with the USDA that allowed Bushway to reopen. Wyatt says he emailed a “Memorandum of Interview” detailing the violations to USDA and Vermont officials after each occurrence. Emails provided to Seven Days, dated June 24 and July 1, appear to support that claim. Neither Quenneville nor McKenna returned messages seeking comment. Loftus acknowledges that state officials had “anecdotal” information about the ongoing animal cruelty at Bushway but suggests the matter was out of their hands. “Yes, we did know that there were issues with that particular plant, but to the extent and what they were was not made clear to us until the video was brought to our attention,” Loftus says. “It was our agency’s assumption that USDA was following up on their inspector’s report,” Loftus says. Loftus wouldn’t comment on Wyatt’s assertions about state agricultural officials having specific prior knowledge of the abuse, and she declined Seven Days’ offer to provide Wyatt’s memos and emails for the state’s review and verification. “I’m not concerned about that at this point,” Loftus says. Sen. Harold Giard (D-Addison), vice chairman of the Senate Committe on Agriculture, is highly critical of the state’s response to the Bushway ordeal, calling it “a tremendous embarrassment” for the Vermont Agency of Agriculture. “They didn’t have a clue what the hell was going on,” says Giard, who was a dairy farmer for 25 years. “If one of your plants
in your state is shut down, wouldn’t you want to know?” Giard says he requested documents from the agency about the three suspensions at Bushway but has yet to receive them. Does he have reason to believe ag agency staff misled his committee? Giard says he’ll withhold judgment until his own records request is filled. “I fault Randy for not having his ear to the ground,” Giard says. “But this was just a total systems failure.”
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or choreographer Reggie Wilson, the Good Book just wasn’t enough. Moved by his explorations over the past few years of African American communities in the Mississippi Delta and African communities in Cameroon, Gabon and Congo — where the body, not the Bible, is the primary spiritual touchstone — the Brooklyn-based choreographer set out to create something more: He calls it The Good Dance. “I feel like there’s a lot that’s been lost that the human body has the potential to do,” Wilson says. “There is some real value we have lost and continue to lose on a daily basis. And a lot of those things are hard to put into words.” So Wilson has put them into dance, in the hopes he’ll communicate the physical and rhythmic wisdom he finds missing from contemporary Western culture. The finished work, The Good Dance: dakar/brooklyn, is a collaboration of Wilson’s Fist & Heel Performance Group and Andréya Ouamba’s Compagnie 1er Temps in Senegal. It premiered in New York at the Brooklyn Academy of Music last December, to rave reviews. This Saturday, Wilson and co. bring the piece to the Flynn MainStage in Burlington. Before the performance, Wilson and Ouamba will host two other events: On Thursday they’ll hold a Community Shout, or sing-along, exploring traditional songs from the black church Wilson was raised in, as well as from the Caribbean and Zimbabwe.
On Friday, they’ll give a master class for intermediate to advanced teens and adults. Wilson met Ouamba, a Congo-born choreographer, in 2002, and their troupes have been creating projects together ever since. It hasn’t always been easy, but their cultural, linguistic and physical differences have informed every part of the pair’s work. Of the eight performers, only two are from the same country, and even they have vastly different backgrounds: a white Jewish woman from the Bronx and Wilson himself, a black man born in the Mississippi Delta and raised in Milwaukee. Others hail from French- and English-speaking countries in Africa and Central America. The challenge of communicating, both verbally and physically, has been central to the development of The Good Dance. “We speak a kind of ‘Franglais’ in the studio,” Wilson says. “Sometimes a word is kind of the same in French and English, but the meaning is very different.” The dancers’ body language isn’t always easy to interpret, either. “You can’t understand everybody’s movement language, just like you can’t understand every spoken language,” Wilson says. “But some languages just sound beautiful. And there are some basic human things we all understand.” Ouamba favors improvisation, while Wilson craves structure. In creating the piece, the dancers often stepped into one another’s roles, taking ballet and modern dance classes together “to get their tongues on the same
On these pages in January we reported that a new, intimate rehearsal/performance space — the Off Center Theater — was in the works in a former commercial bakery at 294-6 North Winooski Avenue in Burlington. Well, it’s still happening, and convincing progress has been made. For one thing, the official name is now the OFF CENTER FOR THE DRAMATIC ARTS, which sounds much fancier. For another, it’s got a snappy logo and a Facebook page (become a fan!). The proprietors, local actors PAUL SCHNABEL and JOHN ALEXANDER and playwright STEVE GOLDBERG, are “kicking construction into high gear,” according to an email from Alexander. Stay tuned for a grand opening later this spring.
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or a new religion. This, Wilson says, gives the spectators a chance to recognize a gesture — a shape the body makes, an expression or motion — from a few different perspectives and find a place for it within themselves. And that, he adds, “is the crux of the whole damn thing.” The Good Dance: dakar/brooklyn, with Reggie Wilson/Fist & Heel Performance Group and Andréya Ouamba/ Compagnie 1er Temps. Saturday, March 27, 8 p.m., at the Flynn MainStage in Burlington, $28-$39. Community Shout, Thursday, March 25, 7-8:30 p.m., at the Flynn Center’s Amy E. Tarrant Gallery. Free, preregistration required. Master dance workshop with Wilson and Ouamba, Friday, March 26, 6-8 p.m., at Flynn Studios. $20. Info, 652-4548, ext. 4. www.flynntix.org
SKETCH PAD What happens when cabaret meets art school? Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School, that’s what. This “school” pairs life-drawing classes with socializing, including booze, comedy, games and prizes. The models, its website promises, are culled from “the most beautiful burlesque dancers, circus freaks and the most rippling hunks of man.” Dr. Sketchy’s, a vaguely naughty-sounding phenomenon that’s spread virally around the globe, was founded five years ago in Brooklyn by artist and author Molly Crabapple. Finally, it’s coming to Vermont, just in time to get us out of the house for mud season. Waitsfield’s BIG PICTURE THEATER is hosting a series of four such classes/events — the last Thursday of the month, March through June. The model? TRISH DENTON, aka Babette “Babs” Bellowless, of Burlington’s SPIELPALAST CABARET. “She’ll just pose, not perform,” says organizer DOT GREENE, who learned about Dr. Sketchy’s during a visit to Richmond, Va. “People do have to participate at some level,” she warns, “not just stand around and gawk.” As of press time, about 10 people had signed up for Vermont’s debut Sketchy event via its Facebook page. Greene says the venue can accommodate 50. Artists can use any medium and must bring their own supplies; music, model, tables and chairs will be provided. To contort a phrase from Dr. Sketchy’s website: Sign up, grab your Bristol and get drawing!
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page,” Wilson says, as well as improvising together. Sometimes the dancers found it easier to make up their own movement vocabulary, just as “sometimes we have to come up with a new physical actualization of something,” Wilson says. This happened during an improvisational exercise when Wilson asked the dancers to focus on entering and exiting. “When everyone started, they were all really literal about it: coming into the space and going out,” he says. “Then some people’s brains got going, realized it was bigger than that — I can enter and exit myself, I can enter and exit smaller spaces, I can enter and exit somebody else’s space. And you start to construct something new.” In the finished work, the dancers use repetition, returning again and again to certain movements and gestures as if they were teaching the audience a new language,
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ow many people watching the 2010 Oscars from their living rooms had seen a single one of the nominated short films? Probably not many, because shorts pop up at festivals (and, increasingly, on the Internet), not at your local multiplex. At the ongoing Green Mountain FilM Festival, the program of “Sunday Shorts” offers a chance to sample local filmmaking without making a 90-minute commitment to anyone’s particular aesthetic. Indeed, aesthetically speaking, the films on display here run the gamut — even when they share some personnel. For instance, comedian and state rep Jason lorber stars with andy butterField in Middlebury filmmaker tiM Joy’s primary-colored, surrealistic romp “Anti de Presence.” (Yes, it sounds like “antidepressants.”) Butterfield also plays a dour Puritan suitor in Michael Fisher’s wordless, weighty period piece “Widow.” Fisher’s other film at GMFF, “Backwater,” is a haunting study of a just-released convict embodied by John Kiedaisch, who also played a key role in GeorGe Woodard’s just-premiered The Summer of Walter Hacks. Finally, actor Lorber directed two comic shorts in the showcase, “Doctor Doctor” and “An Unexpected Affair.” Also in a comic vein, long-time LA acting coach — and Vermont transplant — richard Waterhouse made “Respect for Acting,” a film about the frustrations attendant on his profession. Ifyou’remoreinterestedinkitchen-sinkrealism, the shorts showcase offers Montpelier actor and filmmaker JiM GallaGher’s
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with nitrogen and potassium. Phosphorus is a key component of DNA and cell structures and in plants plays an important role in leaf growth, yield, disease resistance and overall maturity and health. Modern agriculture is heavily dependent on fertilizer. Between 1919 and 1955, about a quarter of all improvement in U.S. crop yields was due to fertilizer. A UN study estimates every pound of fertilizer is responsible for about 10 pounds of cereal grain. You can fertilize with nitrogen and potassium alone, but at considerable cost to your harvest. Rice yields, for example, can fall off 15 percent if you skip phosphorus, and wheat and corn crops could decline even more. In much of the world, people don’t have enough to eat as it is; you can imagine the disaster if key crops drop by a sixth. Now for the bad news: The U.S. produces a bit more than 27 million tons per year of phosphate
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Dear cecil, I’ve recently read claims that world reserves of phosphates, a mined resource essential in the production of agricultural fertilizer, are rapidly running out. The potential implications of this fact, if it is a fact, make global warming sound like a back-bencher in the End o’ civilization tournament. can you, in your vast knowledge, shed any light on the subject? Is peak phosphorus worth worrying about, and if it isn’t, is it not worth worrying about like a random wasp isn’t worth worrying about, or not worth worrying about like the hounds of inescapable doom slavering on your neck aren’t worth worrying about? Arcadia ow, Arcadia. Let’s not be dramatic. Yes, we face the dread prospect of peak phosphorus. However, we’re also looking at peak oil, peak uranium, peak coal — hell, even peak gallium, a metal used in electronics and solar cells that may have reached peak production eight years ago. The obvious question is, how much worse can things get? Answer: a lot, maybe. Without oil, uranium or coal we’ll be short of energy, which is bad enough. But without phosphorus we’ll starve. Phosphorus is found in everything from matches to Coca-Cola, but more than 90 percent of the phosphorus we use goes to make fertilizer, where it’s usually mixed
rock, the primary source of phosphorus, and has reserves of about 1.1 billion tons. That means we’ll run out in 40 years. Worldwide the situation is a little better, with about 160 million tons of annual production and 16 billion tons of reserves, enough for 100 years. While that sounds like a decent margin, the global peak, after which production can no longer keep up with demand, may be less than 30 years away. Another problem is that most of the planet’s readily obtainable phosphorus supply is in Morocco (which sits on more than a third of proven worldwide reserves), Western Sahara, China, Jordan and South Africa. Tradewise, we’re already in hock to the Arab countries and China, and phosphorus dependency will only make things worse. Even now China is imposing tariffs on its phosphorus to discourage exports. Spot phosphorus shortages have caused wild swings in price — during 2009, for example, phosphate rock sold for anywhere from $90 to $450 per ton. Are we looking at phosphorus wars? Let’s just say we may see some strategic initiatives, if history’s any guide. The quest for fertilizer was behind an American land grab beginning 150 years ago, when the Guano Islands Act of 1856 empowered U.S. sailors to seize islands around the world for their deposits of nitrogen-rich bird and bat guano. But let’s get back to your question: How does peak phosphorus rate on the panic meter — buzzing
wasps or slavering hounds? I’d say yipping Chihuahuas. There’s plenty of phosphate rock available, maybe 10 times the amount we can profitably extract using today’s technology. Rising prices will surely make it worth someone’s while to invent better methods, and once that happens we’ll be set for centuries. For example, there’s an enormous amount of phosphate rock in the continental shelf offshore. To get it, all we need are underwater robot miners and a willingness to tolerate massive environmental damage. Problem solved! We can do a few things in the meantime. For example, no-till farming and crop terracing can reduce soil erosion, meaning we’d need less fertilizer to replace what washes away. We can
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fertilize with animal byproducts and manure, and human waste, too. Sewage sludge contains enough phosphorus to prompt the thrifty Dutch to process it for fertilizer. Some approaches are more radical. One excellent source of phosphorus, it so happens, is urine. To harvest this resource, Sweden has rolled out special urine-diverting toilets, which use a partitioned bowl to send urine to storage tanks for phosphorus recovery. What’s the likelihood of retrofitting 105 million American homes to store urine? At the moment, pretty low. But who knows how desperate we’ll get?
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tratton is like the Stowe of southern Vermont. Not in terms of terrain — Stowe is far more challenging than its flatter cousin — but in overall vibe. Like Stowe, Stratton’s lodges are classy, its ski village posh. Both resorts evoke an image of well-to-do-ness. But what Stowe lacks is the biggest snowboard competition this side of the Olympics. Since 1985, Stratton has played host to the Burton U.S. Open Snowboarding Championships, the final stop on the Burton Global Open Series tour. I figured my challenge wouldn’t be complete without checking out the Open, so I headed down to the resort to take in the halfpipe competition. In the nicest possible way, I’d call the U.S. Open a total junk show. Thousands of people had descended on the resort to scope out snowboarding’s hottest stars — Shaun White, Louie Vito and hometown heroes Hannah Teter and Kelly Clark. The vendor village was mobbed, as was the corral in front of a stadium-worthy jumbotron. On Saturday, the last day of pro competition, bluebird skies and 65-degree weather helped ensure maximum turnout. There are two ways to get to Stratton’s monster halfpipe, which sits about a quarter of the way up the Sunrise Supertrail. You can take the zippy six-person lift to the top and snowboard down, or you can walk. I decided to hoof it with the common folk. When you watch a halfpipe competition on television, it is impossible to get a sense of just how huge it is. This pipe is 500 feet long with walls that soar 22 feet in the air.
When riders hit full speed in the pipe, they reach dizzying heights, the equivalent of jumping from a three-story building. Around the bottom of the pipe, spectators fanned out like a delta, hoisting signs that read “Go Kelly Go” and “I Ride 4 Kevin” — a shout-out to Vermont pro rider Kevin Pearce, who sustained a traumatic head injury earlier in the season. Since I’m not much for crowds, I continued hiking to watch from the top of the halfpipe wall. I managed to stand directly behind a security guard, whose bright yellow jacket ended up in just about every photo I took. Kelly Clark and Kazuhiro Kokubo took home the halfpipe awards in their respective competitions and each nabbed a tidy purse of $20,000. Not bad for a day on the slopes. Shaun White sat out the finals because of illness, which was a bummer for us ginger-haired folks looking to catch a glimpse of our carrot-topped leader. By the time the halfpipe competition was over, it was almost 4 p.m., I hadn’t gotten a ride in yet, and the lifts would soon close. Swept up in all the flipping and twisting, I’d forgotten why I was
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ohn Hall, the information manager for the Vermont Fish and Wildlife Department, keeps a file of reports of predatory coyote-on-human interactions. It’s thin — there have been only three in our state since 1991. All of them involved hunters. The worst one happened in Chester in 2004, when a turkey hunter was bitten in the face. That’s why Hall was so surprised to hear about what happened to Taylor Mitchell. On October 27, 2009, Mitchell, a talented 19-year-old folk singer from Toronto, was set upon by two coyotes as she hiked along a popular trail in Cape Breton Highlands National Park in Nova Scotia. The first to hear her screams were two American hikers who, farther down the trail, had taken pictures of the same coyotes just a few minutes before.
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They ran to the trailhead and called 911. On the way, they passed four more hikers, who ran toward the shrieks. They found Mitchell 20 minutes later, on the ground and being torn by the animals’ 42 teeth and powerful jaw muscles. The hikers threw rocks and shouted to scare the coyotes away. One did flee, but the other just circled the group, growling. When the Royal Canadian Mounted Police constable arrived five minutes later, Mitchell was barely conscious and bleeding badly. She died of blood loss in the hospital the next day. Like Hall in Vermont, Roland Kays, the curator of mammals at the New York State Museum, was shocked by the animals’ brazen behavior. Mitchell’s was only the second fatal coyote attack ever recorded in North America. Judging by the usual pattern of less serious interactions, Kays had hypothesized that if
a coyote were to kill a person, it would probably be rabid, and the attack would occur in an urban environment. He was wrong on both counts. Mitchell was killed by two otherwise normal and healthy eastern coyotes — the same species that lives in Vermont — in the wilds of a national park. “It caught everyone by surprise,” he says. “But animals are unpredictable, just like humans.” The question Vermonters naturally ask is, could such a thing happen here? The first step in answering that question is figuring out just who these eastern coyotes are, and that requires a little lesson in natural history. When the first European settlers arrived in eastern North America, coyotes lived only to the west. In the east, the role of the predator that kills medium-to-large prey — whitetailed deer, for instance — was played by
the eastern wolf. The Massachusetts Bay Colony began a long process of extirpation when it first put a bounty on the eastern wolf in 1630; by the late 1800s, there were no wolves left to hunt, trap or poison. Today, they occupy only a provincial park in Ontario and parts of Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan and Québec. But the wolves’ demise opened the way for coyotes, according to Kays, who recently published a study on the evolution of those eastern canids. Evidence shows coyotes began migrating east in 1918, from the Great Lakes area into Ontario and then into New York in the 1940s. By 1948, the first coyote had been shot in Vermont. Being smart, opportunistic animals, coyotes have thrived in this state, and today their numbers range from 4000 to 8000, depending on the time of year. (Population is highest in the
spring, when pups are born; half of them don’t make it to the end of the year.) Smarts don’t explain it all. What’s most interesting about Kays’ research is his discovery that eastern coyotes carry some wolf DNA. Apparently, coyotes crossbred with wolves during their travels east, creating a particularly capable hybrid. “What we have here,” says Hall, “is an animal evolving to have the strengths of the eastern wolf with regard to size, but the adaptability of coyotes with regard to food consumption and the ability to live among humans.” For coyotes, these traits represent the best of both worlds. Wolves are extremely shy creatures, and they don’t do well among people, even in very rural areas. Yet they’re awesome predators as a result of their body size and the strength of their jaws. Coyotes, socially speaking, are more similar to dogs than wolves: They’re good at living near humans “in little patches of forests, in gullies and occasionally sneaking through neighborhoods,” Kays says. Coyotes generally travel solo or in twos instead of in packs like wolves, and that makes them more independent. Furthermore, they’re remarkably good breeders and don’t seem the least bit threatened, as a species, by hunting and trapping. Blend the advantageous traits of both canine species and you get the eastern coyote, which, Kays and others have concluded, is up to 16 pounds heavier than the western coyote, with a bigger skull and larger jaw muscles. We know a lot more about coyotes’ physical attributes and habitat preferences than we do about their behavior. It’s fairly certain that coyotes subsist on deer, rabbit, woodchuck, birds, plants and fruit, among other things. How they hunt larger prey — whether in packs or by surprising the quarry one on one — is still up for speculation. Their typical Vermont habitat, dense forests, enhances their mystery. Here, coyotes are more often identified by their footprints and scat than in the flesh. That’s not the case in more populated places, like New York, Connecticut and Massachusetts, where coyotes have been known to forage in backyards. This behavior indicates that coyotes are becoming habituated to people — a troubling development, because they have the hardware to harm. Some wildlife researchers believe coyotes become less wary of humans in
a step-by-step fashion: First they show up in yards at night; next, they attack domestic pets during the day, then small children playing, and finally adults. “It makes good sense,” Kays says of this theory, “but whether it’s true or not, I’m not sure.” If it is true, he offers, the consistent pattern would give people a chance to track the behavior and intervene. Kim Royar, a furbearer biologist with the Vermont Fish and Wildlife Department, says she only knows of one instance where coyotes were bold enough to visit a backyard repeatedly. It happened in West Dover, at a ski condominium where trash was put outside. Hall says coyotes often kill cats and dogs in Vermont and have occasionally
by contrast, they tend to be shyer. “And shy coyotes,” says Kays, “you can barely get a glimpse of them.” Which probably explains the dearth of reports in Hall’s file. In Vermont, coyotes can be hunted year round, and trapping season runs from late October to the end of December. An important part of “respecting” wild animals in this state, it would seem, is making sure they know who’s boss. “They are intelligent animals,” Royar says of coyotes in Vermont, “and they learn from negative reinforcement. They associate human beings with negative things, whether it’s being run by dogs or trapped or hunted,
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and therefore they tend to stay away from humans.” Of course, Mitchell’s death should still be a cause for concern for people who live in coyote habitat. If nothing else, it’s a reminder of their dangerous capabilities. But the best way for humans to avoid incidents with coyotes, wildlife biologists say, is to keep them fearful of us, to suppress that urge to treat them as cute and furry forest dwellers. If you happen to confront a coyote, Royar advises making yourself as large and frightening as possible by waving your arms and yelling. Once the coyote figures out you’re a human, “in all cases I’m aware of, they’ve turned and run away,” she says. “These are wild animals, and that’s the way we’d like it to stay,” Royars says, “for both their sake and ours.”
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harassed people walking with dogs in the woods, especially after dark. “We strongly urge Vermonters to appreciate and enjoy coyotes,” he advises, “but to respect them for the wild animals they are.” But what does it mean to “respect” coyotes? One might argue that prohibiting the hunting of coyotes in Cape Breton Highlands National Park was a form of respect. Yet wildlife biologists think that policy is partly to blame for Mitchell’s death. In the park, coyotes may have learned, in their shrewd and observant way, to see humans as friendly beings armed with nothing more than a camera. When you’re thinking like a hungry coyote getting ready for a long winter, that image translates into a tempting prey. In areas where coyotes are hunted,
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Camera” alone, so we decided to create three subcategories: Cats, Dogs and Best Dressed. • In the dogs group of “Paws for the Camera,” we had 10 finalists, and two of them were named Ollie (a Boston terrier and a Jack Russell terrier); one was Oliver (a dachshund); and two were Oscar (a pug and a chocolate Lab)! What’s with the “O” names? We have no idea, but at least there weren’t any Oprahs. • The photos submitted inspired us to add two new categories to next year’s contest: “Sleeping Beauty” for pets in slumber; and “Oh, Pretty Baby” for puppies, kittens and other adorable infants.
• Goma, the cat from Sachie Tani’s mycatgoma.com, was a finalist in the video category and the cat portrait category (as a kitten in a rice cooker). Tani and her playful, much-recorded feline were the subjects of both a “Stuck in Vermont” video (#55) by Eva Sollberger, in November 2007, and a Seven Days article in December 2008, about Goma’s stardom on YouTube. Obviously, Tani has not grown tired of documenting her fuzzy, blue-eyed Himalayan, and if you watch his video, you’ll see why. And now, to the Best of the Beasts:
“Paws for the Camera” Cat Portraits Winner: Goma (196 votes) Submitted by Sachie Tani of Burlington Photo caption: “I think my rice cooker is broken. It cooked a kitten!!!!”
“Paws for the Camera” Dog Portraits Winner: Strummer (244 votes) Submitted by Jill Viggiani of Huntington enjoying some Photo caption: “Our Boxer Strummer (age 2) the Long Trail.” downtime from a day hike at a shelter along ) Runner-up: Oscar/chocolate Lab (222 votes Submitted by Amy Heinz of Burlington
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Off the Chain (Sporty Pets) Winner: Stuart (300 votes) Jeffersonville Submitted by Sarah Davitt of ual retriever, 5 years old, on our ann en gold art, “Stu Photo caption: boat and the the s love just Stu . Lake nac family camping trip in Sara water ps right in and is ready for any wind through his hair. He jum adventure.” s) Runner-up: Truckie (211 vote of Stowe Submitted by Brooke Kaltsas
Winner: Andy and Mr. Chubbers (193 votes) Submitted by Julie Wiener of Colchester Photo caption: “Sisters with cats. These two separate photos of my sister and I were taken three months apart at different locations by different people with no idea of their similarities. It’s kind of like one of those ‘Find the Difference’ pictures. To the left, we have Julie holding the massive 4-year-old ragdoll cat, Andy. To the right, we have Jamie holding the monstrous Mickey, aka Mister Chubbers, a 6-year-old Maine coon cat.” Close runner-up: Elihu (191 votes) Submitted by Natalie Miller of Burlington
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Runner-up: Douglas (158 votes) Submitted by Kristen Rajewski of South Burlington
Runner-up: Squirrel (189 votes) Submitted by Karen J. Lloyd of Winooski
Winner: Nose for the Hose (206 votes) Submitted by David Orgain of Hinesburg Runner-up: Sliding Cat Goma (152 votes) Submitted by Sachie Tani of Burlington
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he use of mice, guinea pigs, dogs and other animals for laboratory research is commonplace at most large research universities, and the University of Vermont is no exception. But some local animal rights groups contend that UVM’s use of lab animals is shrouded in secrecy, even by national standards. They say the public needs to know more about the experiments in which animals are used, how they’re cared for, and the levels of restraint, distress and pain they endure. Under the federal Animal Welfare Act, every public or private institution that uses animals for teaching or research must have a committee that oversees and approves the protocols for animal experimentation. That body, the Institutional Animal Care and Use Committee, is often referred to by its acronym, IACUC (“eyeuh-cook”). Ostensibly, its purpose is to make transparent to the public how the university obtains, handles, cares for and ultimately disposes of its lab animals. But, just as UVM tries to keep the identities of its large financial donors a secret, so too is IACUC trying to limit the public’s information about UVM’s animal experimentation. At least, that’s the charge coming from some local animal rights activists, who accuse UVM’s IACUC of conducting most of its business behind closed doors. This is possible because UVM has an exemption under Vermont’s open-meeting
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law, which allows the committee to go into executive session whenever it considers research protocols for works in progress. “It’s quite a common phenomenon,” explains Lori Kettler, the Burlington-based senior counsel for the national animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). “Once universities realize that they have to give up basic information about what kinds of animals they’re using, how they’re using animals and what happens to them, they don’t want that public.” Kettler, who frequently files openrecords requests at universities and research labs around the country, describes Vermont’s protection of UVM animal records as “much tighter” than in most other states. This despite the fact that, nearly two decades ago, activists successfully sued the university to open up its IACUC business to greater public scrutiny. In the early 1990s, two animal rights groups, the Animal Legal Defense Fund and People for Animal Rights, sued UVM and its IACUC to force their compliance with the state’s open-meeting and publicrecords laws. According to court records, since 1985 the plaintiffs had been asking the university to open its IACUC meetings and make its minutes available. The university repeatedly refused. In May 1992, the Vermont Supreme Court decided in favor of the animal rights groups. But that ruling didn’t stand for long.
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— 50 were subjected to pain or distress for which no painkillers or anesthesia were administered. It’s worth noting that the Animal Welfare Act doesn’t cover mice and rats, which, according to Kettler, account for about 90 percent of the animals used in laboratory experiments. They don’t need to be listed on the annual report to the USDA, either. Gary Kowalski is the minister of the Unitarian Universalist Society of Burlington and author of several books on the relationships between humans and animals. Though he’s been called “rather militant” on issues of animal testing, Kowalski says he doesn’t necessarily oppose all the research at UVM that involves animals, especially given that biomedical research often raises thorny ethical issues. The problem, he emphasizes, is one of transparency and openness: The public has a right to know how public money is being spent at a public institution. “We don’t know the worth of any of this research, if it involves pain or suffering, or the extent to which animals might be forced to undergo needless procedures which have little or no value in terms of science or improving the outcome for human health,” says Kowalski. “I think the public is intelligent enough to have informed judgments and opinions about the appropriateness of this research.”
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localmatters Equine Welfare Council « p.15 “It’s $2000 per year to take care of a horse and to do it the correct way,” said Michelle Kingston of Lazy Acres Equines in Brandon, who owns six horses. And, she added, that’s not counting the unexpected medical bills for sickness and injury. Older animals often fall into the hands of owners who cannot — or do not want to — pay the high price of properly caring for a horse. Euthanizing the animal presents it’s own unique problems, including the cost of a house call and carcass disposal. “Back when we started, we rarely got phone calls from people wanting to get rid of their horses,” said Gina Brown, owner and founder of Spring Hill Horse Rescue in Clarendon. “There’s probably been a 300 percent increase, maybe more.”
veterinarian from the Vermont-New Hampshire Veterinary Clinic in East Dummerston, came to the meeting in Middlebury because she sees these problems playing out every day. Unwanted horses are “becoming more and more of a problem in the state,” said McNamara, who took it upon herself to adopt three horses from Gina Brown. “I get emails in my inbox every single day from people who can’t afford to keep their horses,” said Kingston. “I’d say I get between 60 and 70 requests per week.” The requests come both from Vermont and out of state, and Kingston simply doesn’t have the capacity to take on any more horses. “It’s very frustrating,” she said.
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Brown and Bourbeau are the driving forces behind the Equine Welfare Council. They chose Addison County for the first meeting largely because of the Quesnel case. When Kaiser’s complaint reached the Vermont Agency of Agriculture, Food and Markets, the state was already conducting an investigation into allegations the Quesnel brothers had sold horses within the state without proper testing for equine infectious anemia. By law, horses do not have to be tested for the disease if they are being transported out of the state, but sales within the state fall under the more rigorous standards of the state agency. In response to the charges, the state temporarily suspended the Quesnels’ livestock trading license, and the brothers later agreed to desist from buying, selling, trading or transporting horses for two years, in addition to paying a $4000 fine and an additional $3260 if they fail to adhere to their agreement during the twoyear period. The Quesnel case “is a symptom of the problem, which is horse overpopulation,” said Brown. Bourbeau added, “It spurred a lot of people in Addison County to want to talk about how we care for horses.” It turns out Addison County isn’t the only area of the state with too many horses and insufficient resources to care for them. Tammy McNamara, a
Kingston teaches riding lessons with her horses, but she also requires that students understand the economics of equine ownership. That, she said, has likely made some of them think twice before purchasing a horse. Brown and Bourbeau have similar, but larger, aspirations for the Vermont Equine Welfare Council, which they hope to model after an existing organization in Oregon. The Oregon Horse Welfare Council maintains a “hay bank” and a directory of resources for horse owners and horse rescue organizations. It also organizes a temporary-foster-home network and assistance programs for veterinary care and humane euthanasia. Everyone who attended last Tuesday’s meeting supported those initiatives. “Animal cruelty is a community problem,” said Bourbeau. “It requires a community solution.” m This is a version of an article that first appeared in the Addison County Independent.
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“It’s almost always the tough, macho law enforcement officials who are the fiercest advocates for these fighting cocks,” Jones notes. Indeed, the last batch of game birds she took in came from a sheriff ’s deputy in Virginia who contacted her almost every day to check on the birds’ welfare. In the early years, Jones and her coworkers didn’t know how the rescued roosters would behave together. So they just threw them in a big pen and assumed they’d sort out their differences. Big mistake. Unlike the less aggressive hens, roosters can be very territorial and will quickly attack each other to establish
birds. Over time, however, the sanctuary developed a foolproof technique for ridding the roosters of their more aggressive tendencies. “There’s a lot of mythology surrounding cockfighting, and one of those myths is that roosters cannot be rehabilitated,” Jones explains. “Even though many folks, including some of the larger animal organizations, will tell you that it can’t be done, we do it all the time. And we don’t lose anybody anymore.” Jones describes the rehab process as “systematic desensitization:” Since the birds learned to fear other roosters and
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a pecking order. This is especially true for gamecocks bred for maximum aggressiveness, often abetted by steroids. Additionally, birds that are used in cockfighting “derbies” are typically outfitted with razor-sharp blades and “gaffs,” or sharpened hooks mounted on their claws designed to puncture and mutilate opponents. As a result, many fighting birds arrive at Eastern Shore with broken beaks and missing eyes. Of the 29 initial roosters the sanctuary adopted, seven were killed by other
attack them on sight, the aggressive ones are put in a large cage by themselves, surrounded by free-ranging birds, for about a week. During his time in solitary, the aggressive rooster can see other chickens, but not attack them or be attacked. After a week, Jones opens the door and lets the rooster out into the yard. “Predictably, within 10 seconds, there’s a fight going on,” she says. “So you grab him and throw him right back into the cage.” She’ll do this every day for about a month, or until the rooster learns not to attack other birds, and vice versa. Since the sanctuary adopted this technique, it hasn’t lost a single bird. And of the eight fighters adopted last October, only one is still in solitary. Of course, not all the birds at Eastern
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Shore are refugees from an illicit sport. Many are casualties of what Jones calls “the failed backyard bird” phenomenon. As more municipalities allow poultry to be kept in residential neighborhoods, more birds are turning up in animal shelters or being seized by animal control officers. Part of the problem, Jones explains, is that people who keep chickens in their yards generally do so for the eggs, not the meat. Since most people don’t want roosters, and many municipalities don’t allow them, the male birds have little or no value to backyard birders or the hatcheries that supply them. Jones explains that many hatcheries will toss a few males into each order of female chicks as “packing material.” Hatcheries ship their chicks in cardboard boxes through the U.S. mail — without food or water — and stuff the males into the carton to keep the other chicks from being jostled. “I suspect that a lot of people who order chickens through the mail would not be happy about that,” Jones notes. “I don’t think they’re being callous. I just think they don’t know it.” Today, Eastern Shore Sanctuary has about 150 birds on its premises, including ducks, guinea hens and other exotics. For years, the nonprofit has operated on a shoestring budget. Except for feed, Jones and Polster almost never purchase supplies or labor, relying on donated materials and volunteer help. But expansion plans are in the works. By early fall, Jones and Polster plan to move across the road to a 120-acre spread. The extra space will provide some sound buffer for all those crowing roosters — and none too soon. Given their sheer numbers, Eastern Shore is on “rooster lockdown” and cannot accept new males until the move is made. The new space offers another benefit: Jones and Polster plan to start rescuing cattle. As small family farms decline in Vermont, larger dairy operations are becoming more common, and so are the problems associated with industrialized farming. As the recent closure of the Bushway’s slaughterhouse in Grand Isle revealed, even Vermont isn’t free from unsavory livestock practices. Jones is looking forward to the move, and to give the sanctuary a new name appropriate to its setting. If nothing else, she can answer the age-old question: Why did the chickens cross the road? To keep the neighbors and roosters happy.
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hen we adopted Olive at the Humane Society back in 2007, three things stood out about her: She was a rare orange female; she made liberal use of a scratchy voice; and she pushed other cats in the room away from the food. This was good, we thought. Our other cat, Fred, was a lean, 18-pound male, and we needed someone who could hold her own against him. At an assertive 15 pounds, Olive seemed like the perfect complement. Three years later, Olive weighs 20 pounds, Fred has passed away from bowel cancer at age 5, and 12-year-old Wally has joined our family. Set in his ways, Wally arrived eating only dry food. Because he’s a disinterested diner, we leave his Whiskas Meaty Selections out for him to graze on when he sees
fit. Often he doesn’t get much, because Olive always appears when she hears kitchen activity. At her last checkup, Olive’s doctor, Elizabeth Miquel of the Essex Veterinary Center, doled out some tough love. She observed that Olive could not bend at the waist to clean her rear end. Miquel recommends annual tooth cleanings, but she said Olive was no longer a safe candidate for the necessary anesthesia. Olive isn’t alone. Cat obesity is a major problem among Miquel’s patients, she told us. Yet when she searched for studies on overweight pets, she found that only dogs had been formally examined. How does she explain the bias? “People think that fat cats are cute,” Miquel conjectures. Linda Moore, the DVM at Cats Vermont-Veterinary Clinic in Burlington,
agrees: “A lot of people think a cat should be nice and round and fat.” Miquel is so concerned about feline obesity, though, that she’s thinking of opening a kitty boot camp at her practice, where cats could stay a week to learn better habits. For now, she encourages patients to come for weigh-ins every other week to chart their progress. Moore, who also monitors hefty cats, advises owners not to get discouraged if they see changes of just a few ounces over several weeks. “Especially if they’re big, fat cats to begin with, they don’t get all nice and skinny and buff,” she says. Changing food type and amount are easy answers for single-cat households. (Wet food has fewer calories and is better for urinary health, the vets say. Plus, food packaging often recommends a larger portion than is necessary.) Like
tubby humans, cats also benefit from exercise. Miquel recommends letting them outside when there are no major risks from traffic or other animals. But Moore counters, “I know plenty of outdoor cats who are fat.” She compares an overweight cat with “a 65-yearold couch potato whose only exercise is using the remote control” — in both cases, encouraging activity is a struggle. Moore recommends finding games that appeal to your cat’s interests. If they involve toys that dispense food, you’ve got dinner and playtime at once. But if you have a multi-cat household like mine, how can you put just one cat on a diet — especially when she’s a proactive eater? Miquel refers me to an engineer by the name of Brad Portelance. In his spare time, Portelance builds and sells the NekoFeeder, which is composed
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course at the State Police Academy in Pittsford. It’s an essential skill in any canine tracking activity: “Always trust your dog,” Robinson says. By following Thurber’s lead, Robinson can get a sense of where missing pets are headed or identify places they repeatedly return to, such as safe shelters or spots with food nearby. Understanding where the lost animals are traveling makes it easier to retrieve them. In one recent instance in Burlington, Thurber indicated that a lost Labrador retriever had been walking on the same path again and again. The owners of the missing dog were able to set a Havahart trap — a humane snare — on the trail based on where Thurber’s nose led them. The Lab was safely captured and returned home. Since 2005, Thurber has been involved in seven pet searches with various degrees of success — about half the time, his tracking led to the lost animals. A 50 percent success rate may not seem so hot, but when you consider that finding lost animals with a MAR dog depends heavily on weather conditions and the time that elapses between the pet’s disappearance and the MAR dog getting on the trail, Thurber’s track record is actually pretty good. Cindy Kilgore, who organized the search for Ben, swears by his tracking skills. “We would have never found this dog alive without the nose of a bloodhound,” she says. Robinson doesn’t charge for Thurber’s services, but she does ask that pet owners foot her gas bill. And she will happily take donations for the pair’s time and effort. The reward, she says, comes from finding a missing pet and seeing Thurber’s tail swirl with excitement at his success. m Courtesy of LIsa Robinson
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ryson enters the room, and Eva, who’s been lounging in the corner, jumps up to greet him. The two share a quick kiss, then sit down to cuddle. It’s not unusual behavior for newlyweds less than a month after their wedding vows ... except that Bryson and Eva are standard poodles. The furry duo tied the knot at Winooski’s Bow Meow Pet Grooming Boutique on February 27. Owned by Cindy Cross, the small shop offers dog and cat haircuts, hot oil treatments and oatmeal baths, grooming classes for would-be stylists — and now, pet weddings.
Bryson and Eva, who belong to Cross and Bow Meow groomer Brittany Collins, respectively, grew up together. They “really do love each other,” says Cross, who opened the boutique 11 years ago. “They are so psyched to see each other when we bring them to work.” But it never occurred to her to unite them in marriage — until Collins proposed the wedding as a creative styling challenge for the grooming school students. Pet weddings are a growing phenomenon in bigger cities, explains Cross, and Vermont is “kind of an artsy place anyway, so we thought, What the heck, why not?”
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“We will do pretty much close to anything they want — even a civil union” or same-sex marriage, she continues. If your feline fancies a wedding in the Bahamas, Bow Meow will set the scene with decorative wall hangings. They’ll even provide a maid of honor — human or animal — for your Maltese. “It can be as silly as you want it — and that’s the fun part,” Cross says. “Dogs love it because dogs love attention.” Bow Meow — and Vermont itself — may be new to the pet wedding biz, but Alma Rose Middleton isn’t. A “Pet and People Wedding Officiant/Celebrant” based in Santa Barbara, Calif., Middleton has planned a dozen elaborate animal weddings in the last year and a half. “It’s exactly like a regular wedding,” she explains, “but you pluck out people and plug in dogs.” Signature features include the ring ceremony (“the exchange of collars”) and pronouncing the pets “husbone and woof.” But the fuzzy festivities can run a pretty penny. “It can cost thousands,” Middleton says. “I’ve never had one that cost less.”
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It is through those gaps, he notes, that several wild hogs have escaped and swum across the Connecticut, probably making landfall somewhere between Windsor and Hartland. Boars reside in a simiCOURTESY OF JON MARGOLIS lar, if smaller, impoundment in Vermont, Wild Hill Preserve in Fairlee, where either the fences are stronger or the neighbors are calmer, and there have been no reports of porcine getaways. Right now, Mayer estimates, there are fewer than 100 feral pigs in Vermont, and the weather may prevent them from ever establishing themselves here. “Piglets may not be able to survive a cold winter,” he suggests. But this past winter was mild, and there are established boar populations in Michigan and four western Canadian provinces, which are as cold as if not colder than Vermont. What can be done if a breeding population does establish itself? Basically, nothing, Mayer says. Extirpation is all but impossible. Besides, it’s likely that hunters, a potent lobby in Montpelier, would fight extirpation efforts. They want enough boars to survive to be hunted. Among other consequences, then, a wild boar population could create a long-term political squabble pitting gardeners, anglers, farmers, hikers and environmenbeing excluded from all that land while talists against hunters. Political boars. Now, there’s a concept. millionaires paid thousands for exotic hunts — cut holes in the fence. Some are so big, Mayer says, “You could drive a JON MARGOLIS truck through.” eight miles east of Windsor County, Vt., some of the locals — perhaps unhappy about
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h, Vermont, where one is old pig (Sus Sus domestica), visible on rarely far from nature and its the farm and edible on the plate. Furthermore, wild pigs do wildlife: the hermit thrush and the brook trout, the not routinely attack humans. moose and the mink, the wild pig and Unless the human is walking the white-tailed deer, the… Wait a minute. Wild pig? As in boars? Yup, they’re here. Not many of them, not everywhere, and not a breeding population. Not yet. But Vermont is now one of 44 states in which at least a few feral pigs live, according to the generally recognized authority on the subject, John J. Mayer Jr. A research scientist and manager at the Savannah River National Laboratory in Aiken, S.C., he says the nation could be on the verge of a “pig bomb” as the voracious animals expand their range. Boars have a habit of churning up farms and gardens and devouring every lamb, calf or kitten they can find. John J. Mayer of the Savannah River National Laboratory According to Mayer, stands amidst the havoc wild pigs can create by their rooting. wild pigs will eat almost anything, animal or vegetable. They don’t actually eat mineral, but so voracious are they his or her dog. Wild pigs do routinely that, when thirsty, they’ll dig up a yard to attack dogs. Boars are not native to Vermont. get to its underground sprinkler system Whence do they come? New Hampshire. and chew right through the PVC pipe. Wild pigs also damage trout fisheries. The animals are not native to that state, By rooting, eating and excreting along either, but they were imported from riverbanks, they pollute the water, and Germany more than 100 years ago to be by removing vegetation, they cause ero- hunted in Corbin Park. Austin Corbin, sion that covers trout redds (spawning founder of the Long Island Rail Road, created the roughly 20,000-acre fenced areas) with silt. But don’t panic, at least not yet. First impoundment in 1886. The fence is supposedly boar proof. of all, Vermont’s feral pigs are probably not full-fledged boars (Sus scrofa) but It is not, however, people proof, and in some combination of boar and regular and around Cornish and Croydon, about
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didn’t want to eat the cat food, but I felt obliged. A demitasse spoon holding a scoop of tan Deep Water Fish formula rested in a white porcelain ramekin beside a piece of brown kibble. It looked like an amuse-bouche at a five-star feline restaurant. I placed a bit of bread and a cup of herbal tea nearby to serve as a chaser. The previous day I’d tried — and failed — to persuade my cat to sample homemade cat food made laboriously from fresh ingredients. She turned up her nose, and now I wanted to know what made the canned stuff so much better. Numerous websites explain how to make pet food from scratch, and for a while I’d been tempted to try it. My slinky, panther-like Kali adores her stinky California Natural wet food and pellets of dry, protein-rich EVO — she purrs like a chainsaw when we fill her
bowl — but both are on the pricey end of the spectrum. Cats’ nutritional needs are vastly different from ours, so I wanted to make sure I included the right mix of proteins, fats and carbs. I downloaded a 16-page PDF called “Your Cat’s Nutritional Needs,” written by vets and featuring a diagram of a cat’s digestive tract. From it, I learned there are 10 amino acids kitties can’t synthesize themselves and need to get from their chow. They also have weak thirst drives and, just like humans, require plenty of omega-3 fatty acids. Now, I needed recipes. At healthyreci pesforpets.com, I found one for Potatoes au Feline, which looked too carb-heavy to be healthy. I couldn’t figure out how a cat would eat a fried chicken drumstick coated in sardine paste, and the Meat Majesty, a mix of four types of commercial wet food with a bit of dry,
seemed like the feline version of a 1950s Campbell’s soup casserole. Vetlord.org, a holistic veterinarian’s blog, provided general information on how to mix proteins and carbs into a well-balanced meal. Using its guidelines, I came up with my own recipe and bought the ingredients — mostly the same local, all-natural things I eat myself. For $24.48, I had enough stuff to make about 20 servings of wet food and two months’ worth of cat treats, with some meat and eggs left over. In the kitchen, I hard-boiled eggs, browned ground beef and cooked carrots until just tender. Ground in the blender with a few other ingredients, this would be my wet food. Meanwhile, I made a sticky mix of tuna, whole-wheat flour and buttermilk powder, following a cracker recipe I’d found on e-healthypetfood.com. The
instructions were misleading, calling for so much liquid that the result was more batter than dough. I corrected the error with additional flour that masked the flavor of the fish, rolled the dough in marble-sized balls, and baked them golden brown. Three hours later came the moment of truth: Tuna treats in hand, I went to find the cat. She slunk over and ate them, but without her trademark mealtime purr. Then I placed a dollop of wet food in her bowl. She sniffed once, twice … and walked away. For the next half hour I watched, hoping she’d relent and dive in, but no dice. She wouldn’t even eat her regular dry food while my mixture was in the same bowl. The next morning, I vowed to find out why — with a taste test. After some puttering and procrastinating, I got down to business with the fishy wet food. (The chicken and venison flavors sounded more palatable, but I was loath to open a new can.) The paste had a strong, off-putting smell of herring, but I popped it in my mouth. The texture was a bit gritty, perhaps from ground fish bones, and the taste reminded me of the cod liver oil I was forced to take as a child. By contrast, my homemade food may have looked like vomit, but it smelled sweet and vegetal. Although it included eggs, ground beef and cottage cheese, it tasted mainly of carrots and spinach. The stuff would have made a perfectly passable baby food. With added salt and some garlic or onion — which are dangerous to cats — I could have called it a pâté. I moved on to dry food. The round pellets of EVO also smelled of herring — apparently a cheap, healthy source of pet protein. A single tidbit crunched pleasantly, and the flavor was mild at first, but then came a burst of mouth-coating fishiness. I took a sip of tea and ran for an apple. My homemade tuna-laced bits were much more tolerable, but far from delicious — although my husband ate a few dipped in mayonnaise. My unscientific conclusion: For cats, who can’t read labels or identify dangers by name, smell is crucial. Things that
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Used to be that the beach-inspired fare at thE spot on Shelburne Road was only available till 3 p.m. That changed on March 4, when the cozy restaurant, located in a funky converted gas station on Shelburne Road, started slinging dinner Thursday through Saturday. “There are a lot of people who were interested in having us open at nighttime,” explains owner russ scully. “So we decided to open on the three nights we thought would be busiest.” On Thursdays, surf and ski movies keep patrons entertained. Unlike the breakfast and lunch menus, which remain fairly consistent, the dinner menu changes regularly. “It’s something we can play around with and let the guys in the kitchen flex their creative muscles,” Scully says. But new offerings still reflect the eatery’s surf theme. One current entrée, the Tamarindo, pairs grilled mahimahi with onions, tomatoes, raisins and “islandstyle basmati rice.” Want a drink with that? The Spot just got a beer and wine license and is serving up draft sWItchBacK, bottles of Corona and some vino. On Sunday mornings, mimosas can accompany the eggs Benedict. Scully says he has no ambition “to offer full bar service ... We’re just trying to make sure that if someone wants a beer or a glass of wine, we can accommodate them.” With chef toMMy WInrocK — former owner of Tommy’s City Grill — on board, Scully says the eatery is also moving closer to its ideal of using local foods. Both the new Philly cheesesteak and the hamburger are made with laplattE rIvEr angus beef. But, given The Spot’s sunny theme, some things just can’t be sourced in the Green Mountains. “Until someone starts growing mangoes in a sunroom in Vermont,” says Scully, “we have to go elsewhere.”
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Chewing on the pulp of a “magic” berry — also called a miracle berry or miracle fruit — makes sour foods taste sweet. Last March, alIcE lEvItt and I got our hands on a few of the costly, hard-tofind goodies — shipped on ice from California — and hosted a “flavor-tripping” party at our office. Under the influence of the berries, lemons tasted like lemondrop candies, and wine became sugary syrup. Thanks to Jeffersonville resident and self-described ski bum pEtEr Katz, Vermonters now have easy access to mberry brand tablets at hEalthy lIvIng in South Burlington. “The tablets have the equivalent of three berries in one,” Katz boasts. “The shelf life is longer.” As the Northeast regional distributor for the company, Katz plans to pitch the tablets to more stores soon. He says upcoming media attention from “some really big TV shows, some really big personalities,” will boost demand. While the tablets have obvious appeal as a novelty, Katz insists that’s not all: “It’s something that’s really going to help people.” Among those people: diabetics seeking sweetness without sugar; dieters (the berries are already popular as a weightloss aid in Japan); and chemo patients. Evidence suggests the berries help them put on weight by eliminating a side effect that causes food to taste metallic. They may not be a miracle drug, but miracle berries
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In the Five Sisters neighborhood of Burlington’s South End, big events — wedding showers, new babies, surgery — often come with “meal trains.” That’s the term ’hoodies use for prearranged donations of food. Dropping off a lasagna or a platter of peanutbutter cookies may seem like simple, old-style neighborliness — but it comes with logistics issues, such as keeping track of food allergies. “My wife was organizing a meal train,” says physical therapist MIchaEl laraMEE. “As she was going through the process of emails and phone calls, I thought, There must be an easier way.” Enter an Information Age solution. Unable to find a ready-made program or online helper, Laramee got together with stEphEn DEpasqualE, a programmer and old college friend, and filled the void. On January 24, the friends launched MEaltraIn.coM, which promises to “simplify the process of giving and receiving meals.” So far, says Laramee, the response has exceeded their expectations: “We’ve had over 50 meal trains created, and most of them are not in Vermont.” Visitors have come from all 50 states and 25 foreign countries. Any trends? “What they sign up to bring sounds pretty good … especially in Chittenden County,” says Laramee. “Here they’re talking about organic vegetables and home-baked pizza. It’s not just your traditional [fare].” DePasquale recalls noticing dishes such as Ecuadorian heart-of-palm ceviche and Jamaican jerk pork with sweet potatoes and pineapple-lime slaw. Eventually, Laramee says, it would be nice to turn the
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169 Cherry Street, Burlington, 651-8834 When Holly Cluse and her husband, Charles Reeves, opened Penny Cluse Café in 1998, Cluse’s childhood dog, Penny, had already been dead for seven years. So why did they choose her name to brand their hip breakfast spot? “Penny Cluse had kind of a ring to it,” reasons Reeves. Adds Cluse, “She was just a fantastic dog.” When Cluse was growing up in Summit, N.J., one of her family’s neighbors found a stray pup while staying at a lake house in the Poconos. After hearing tales of the friendly hound-shepherd mix, the Cluses headed to the mountains and brought her home. Reeves, who first met Cluse in high school, was equally enchanted with the dog. One quirk Penny shared with her namesake restaurant was a deep fondness for eggs. So ardent was her passion that Cluse’s mother would cook them especially for the hound. Does the café use Penny’s recipe? “Oh, no,” says Cluse with a chuckle. “She just liked them plain.” Though it’s hard to imagine any dog turning up her nose at a Zydeco breakfast with andouille and black beans on the plate beside the over-easies. Old age eventually got the best of Penny, who was put down at 14, just after Cluse graduated college. Cluse still fondly remembers family trips when Penny squeezed into the backseat with the rest of the kids. “She loved to play ball, and she was easy and loyal,” Cluse
says. “She had a great disposition, a great family dog.” According to Reeves, the restaurant is a way to keep Penny in the family. “We have Penny postcards and pictures of Penny right when you walk in,” he says. “It’s like she’s our patron saint.” Cluse, who’s in charge of the restaurant’s banking, says, “I’m constantly depositing checks in her name.” But don’t expect a generalized canine theme at the popular local haunt. “It could be named after your great-aunt Harriet,” says Cluse. “It’s really more in memory of a wonderful member of our family.”
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7921 Williston Road, Williston, 316-4262 Before Monty’s was Monty’s — before the historic brick place was a restaurant, in fact — David Herskowitz wanted a dog to enliven his just-built Williston home. In that summer of 1999, he recalls, Vermont breeders didn’t seem to have any golden retriever puppies for adoption. So Herskowitz traveled to Connecticut, where he met a 4-month-old troublemaker. The dog, whom Herskowitz would name Monty, was old for a purebred pup still seeking a home. The breeder said he “was always escaping and eating cow poop out on the farm.” Herskowitz thought a dog like that belonged in Vermont. Though Herskowitz’s uncle has long done field trials with Labs and goldens — including some of Monty’s relatives — the puppy did not excel at the sport. Monty was more notable for his “handsome” looks and skills as a swimmer. In 2005, Herskowitz opened a breakfast and lunch spot in downtown Williston called the Old Brick Café. When he rebranded it as an upscale pub in 2009, he wanted a new name, too. But Murray — the name of the 1842 structure’s original owners — lacked pizzazz. So Herskowitz named the place after his loyal friend Monty, who by then was ailing. “He just had some problems with his wrists,” says Herskowitz. “Some days
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terrier Katie. Customers took it as an invitation to discuss their own animal friends, and soon photographs accumulated. Even a few images of cats have cropped up on the eatery’s bulletin board. Photos also appeared at Stowe Dogs. After six years in business, “All our walls are completely covered,” says owner David Foltz. Waggoner’s pets stay home, but four months ago, Foltz’s cairn terrier, Maggie, started coming to work each day. The state health inspector has given Maggie the official OK as long as she stays in front of the counter. “I wish I had known six years ago [that you could get a permit],” Foltz says. In her position as official greeter at Stowe Dogs, Maggie receives one plain hot dog a day, lots of attention and all the belly rubs she can handle. “She loves kids,” adds her proud papa. As long as they don’t eat off the tables or bark, Foltz welcomes all canine comers. “Maggie and the dogs play around in here,” he says. “We have biscuits out in a bowl, and if I have overcooked hot dogs or people don’t eat all their food, I wrap it up for other dogs.”
Some dogs have near-legendary appetites. From an early age, Gracie Archdeacon was one of them. “She was part beaver,” jokes her owner, Paul Archdeacon. “She ate a part of our staircase. She ate furniture. She ate shoes.” Archdeacon and his wife, Sue, adopted the feisty Airedale-yellow Lab mix from the Humane Society of Chittenden County a year before they opened a restaurant in 1991. “We were just about to open, and we couldn’t think of a name,” Archdeacon recalls. So the place became Gracie’s. “It was a fluke, and it just kind of took off.” Though Gracie only made visits to her namesake, she quickly became a local celebrity. Archdeacon recalls, “When we first opened, my wife would drive by [with Gracie], and people would go crazy when they saw her.” Soon the locally focused menu started going to the dogs. As the restaurant moved around Stowe, from Main Street to Mountain Road to Edson Hill, the canine theme grew more pronounced: Currently, the burgers served on homemade buns are all named after breeds. The Chihuahua features guacamole, while the Rottweiler comes with horseradish sour cream for an appropriate “bite.” Gracie herself preferred an unconventional snack when she visited the restaurant’s patio — popcorn paired with white wine. Gracie suffered an untimely demise in 1992 — a topic which, 18 years later, Archdeacon still finds too painful to discuss. Her successors: a pair of bluetick coonhound mutts named Norman and Stanley. The 6-year-old brothers were rescued through North Country Animal League. In their honor, a bluetick coonhound burger, topped with blue cheese, now graces the menu. Norman and Stanley aren’t the only dogs who make Gracie’s a regular hangout — especially in September, when Stowe’s Mountaineer Inn hosts Camp Gone to the Dogs, a program for those who want to combine a vacation with canine quality time. Archdeacon says his patio has hosted as many as 17 hounds at one meal — most of them well behaved. But when dogs can’t keep their voices down, he confides, he has a simple solution: threatening to put a baby at the next table. The loudmouth “[won’t] bark after that.” Seems even dogs like to enjoy a good meal in peace. m
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Appliances/ Tools/Parts Art Deco Serving Platter White dish is 18” x 12” x 3”. Asking $10. 802-782-8177. Chrome Door Handle Covers Putco, fit Ford Expedition 2003-2007. Installs w/ pre-applied, automotive-grade adhesive, no drilling or cutting. Brand new, asking $70. 802-7828177. Haynes Auto Repair Manuals Different manuals, $8 ea. Please call for a list of which models & years are avail. 802-782-8177.
Electronics CD Storage Tower Black metal rack. Holds 120 CDs. 30”H x 11”W & the base is 9” deep. Asking $10. 802-7828177. FREE 6-Room DISH Network satellite system! Free HD-DVR! $19.99/mo, 120+ digital channels (for 1 year.) Call now - $400 signup bonus! 1-877-837-5101 (AAN CAN) FREE 6-Room DISH Network satellite system! Free HD-DVR! $19.99/mo, 120+ digital channels (for 1 year.) Call now - $400 signup bonus! 1-877-415-8163 (AAN CAN) Olympus 35MM Camera Super Zoom 90 Auto Focus. Works great. Incl. 2 rolls of film. $30/OBO. 802-782-8177.
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Vespa Motor Scooter 1960s or 70s, dead or dying. 802-310-4320.
Free Stuff Garden space wanted So. End. In need of a yard to grow things. Will share 50/50. Studying agriculture at UVM. Eve, 609-238-2444. Is Your House Haunted? Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.” Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. 802-881-1171.
Furniture Oak Headboard Solid oak, arched headboard. Double or queen. Never installed. Paid $550, asking $350. 598-3125. WICKER COFFEE TABLE Rounded corners, shelf underneath for books or magazines, light brown color, 31” L x 18” W x 18.5 H. $50/OBO. 802-863-1537.
Pets Brown Nose Chihuahua pups! Huggable, lovable, groomable, breedable. What more can you ask for? Visit their home in Winooski for 1 today to keep for a lifetime! 804-926-3881.
Bands/ Musicians Guitar Player/ Singer W/ originals looking for bass player & drummer. Call Jack Scanlon at 802-771-7200 or 941-625-3878, jack. scanlon@att.net. Live Irish Music 4 You! Traditional Irish music group “Longford Row” avail. to liven up your club or private event or wedding! www. longfordrow.com. Looking to Play Swing Jazz? Looking to contact area musicians who would like to get together to informally play swing jazz (instrument players) for fun. Contact info@prestomusic.net. Seeking guitarist/ vocalist Bassist & drummer seeking a guitarist/ vocalist for adventurous project. Trio-based rock/fusion, emphasis on originals & tight instrumentals. 35 years or older please. boziot@ yahoo.com.
New Portable Chicken Coops Starting at $650, very attractive, on skids or wheels, Plexiglas windows, 30-year shingles. Brooders also avail. 802-793-8799, VTfarmandgarden@ aol.com.
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Earthworks TC-20 Mics 2. Great studio mics. Very accurate. Killer as drum overheads, vox, guitar, live recording. $700. 349-8888.
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Cars/Trucks 1999 VW Beetle Runs excellent. Asking $3150. Patrick, 864-4103. 2000 Audi A6 94K w/ extended warranty incl. $5500 OBO. 518-493-6216. 2001 F250 4x4 Diesel, towing package. $9500. 802-363-2780.
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Motorcycles 2004 Kawasaki ZZR1200 1 owner, adult owned & ridden. Moonlight Silver. Garage stored. Only 10K. Several options. Excellent condition. $5250. OBO. 802-5780909. Honda Nighthawk or Rebel Only 1 for sale. Nighthawk: standard twin bike w/ rack, windshield, $4500 new, asking $2000. Rebel: cruiser w/ rack, new $4000+, asking $2000. 802-728-4476, 603-632-7572.
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Free-standing 1 3/4 bath Condo includes large garage, new kitchen cabinets/countertops/new gas stove, refinished hardwood floors, new natural gas heating system, basement with insulated walls, new flooring, new 3/4 bath, energy efficient windows. $199,900 Call Chris von trapp (802) 846-9525 || www.Chrisvontrapp.com Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty
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Village Haven is the area’s newest neighborhood. Now under construction! Enjoy open floorplans, private yards, quality built “Green” construction, and a wonderful location in the heart of the Village of Essex Junction! Prices starting at $258,000. Call Brad Dousevicz 802-238-9367 || Dousevicz Real Estate www.Villagehavenvt.com
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4 bedroom colonial on a quiet dead end street. Formal living and dining rooms with family room with fireplace open to the kitchen. Sunroom, big deck, private backyard, extensive landscaping. Wonderful family home, walk to UVM/Med Center. Owner a licensed real estate broker. $387,900. James sector 802-862-9700 x15 || re/Max Preferred www.vthomesonline.com
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Corners. Parking for 1 5:38:08 PM 3/22/10 AFFORDABLE APTS.! car only (in garage). NS/ 1-BR, $850/mo., 2-BR, pets. $925/mo. incl. $966/mo., 3-BR, heat, HW, electric$1179/mo. Incl. heat ity, snowplowing, & HW! Fitness center, lawn maintenance. media room & covered Application, credit parking! Pets allowed! check agreement Income requirements: required. Shown by 1 person less than appt. 802-862-6554. $31,740/yr.; 2 people combined less than 2-BR Duplex $36,300; 3 people In Milton near 89 in combined less than Colchester. Close to $40,800. EHO ADA. shopping in Essex, St. Info: Keen’s Crossing, Albans, Burlington. 802-655-1810. $800/mo., 1st, last. Pets welcome. 893-3617 after 5 p.m.
BURLINGTON 1-BR $725/mo. Avail. April 1. Spacious, quiet, clean. Great neighbors. Private parking. Professionally managed. Snow & trash removal. 10-ft. ceilings. No dogs. Cats negotiable. Call today! 802-658-3053. BURLINGTON 3 BR Freshly painted, excellent condition. Lg. BRs. Walking distance to downtown/waterfront. Off-street parking for
3 cars. On-site W/D. $1595/mo. + utils. Avail. now. 802-598-8782, lylemacartney@yahoo. com. Burlington Single room, hill section, on bus line. No cooking. Linens furnished. 802-862-2389. Call between 2-6 p.m.
Burlington Nice, quiet 1-BR w/ HDWD, convenient location. Off-street parking, W/D. No dogs. Avail. Apr. $775/mo. + utils. Call 802-355-2219. Burlington Spacious marketplace studio. Avail. Apr. 1. $755/mo. + utils. NS/ pets. 802-922-8518.
Burlington 4 BR Spacious rooms, great sunlight, 2-car garage, W/D, DW, nice woodwork throughout. $2200/ mo. incl. heat, HW, elec. Walk to downtown & UVM. Tom, 802-3105674. Burlington 4-BR House Avail. Jun. 1 w/ 2-car garage & W/D. Riverside Ave. w/ shortcut path to Mansfield Ave. & UVM. $2580/mo. incl. plowing, trash & lawn.
12-mo. lease. NS/pets. Doug, 802-363-8084. Burlington (South Meadow) 3-BR, garage, lg. BA, on-site W/D, gas heat/ HW. NS/pets. Avail. Apr. 1. $1250/mo. + dep. 802-864-9966.
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Winooski 262 North St., lg. 1-BR, 3/4 BA, lg. yard space, gas heat/HW not incl. Parking. $825/mo. + dep. Avail. May 1. 802-864-5200 ext 225. Winooski Lg. (1300 sq.ft) bright duplex apt. 2-BR, 6 rooms, 2 levels in historic home. Newly painted, new heating system, yard, off-street parking, porch. Bus stop, walk to St. Mikes, CCV, UVM, hospital. Refs., dep., lease. $1100/ mo. + utils. no pets. Bill, 802-655-0507.
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Colchester 2-BR mobile home. All appliances, on-site storage, lg. quiet lot, 2-car parking. Ready now. $900/mo. 1-800339-6417. Crisp, Clean 3-BR Apt. Downstairs. Located in So. End of Burlington on quiet street in 5 Sisters neighborhood, w/in walking distance to downtown, FAHC, UVM, on bus line. Off-street parking for 2 (street parking also avail.), storage in basement. W/D hookups. Water,
garbage, snow removal incl. Sec. dep. & refs. required. Avail. now, option for early move in. $1500/mo. 802-7344251. Great 3-BR apt. In Essex Jct. Good-sized kitchen & LR. Off-street parking. Close to IBM. Avail. April 1. $1200/mo. 802-863-5102. Lake House weekly 3 BRs, lg. screened-in porch, DW, W/D, newly renovated, on Lake Rd. in Milton. Lg. yard, lake frontage, dock. $1500/ wk. Jeane, 802-5223826.
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Lovely Charlotte Studio Spacious; newly renovated; private setting; garage; air; trash removal; wired for cable; no pets; gas heat; utils. not incl. $590/mo. 425-3129, lv. msg. S. Burlington Condo 2 BRs, 1.5 BAs; $1350/ mo.; 33 Harbor View; walk-in closet; jet tub; full basement; gas heat; garage w/ remote; NS/ pets; avail. Apr. 1. Dave, 865-0303.
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Super-Sized BRs 3 lg. BRs, 2 BAs in duplex-style apt. avail. June 1. $1575/mo. W/D incl. Convenient Burlington location. 520-247-8287. Underhill 1 BR Newly renovated, light, spacious apt. Exposed beams, custom kitchen, beautifully tiled bathroom. Garden space. $1050/mo. incl. all utils., storage space. NS/cats. 862-3591.
2-BR Condo w/ Garage Essex Jct. Quiet family neighborhood, W/D hookups on 1st flr., full basement. Near bus & IBM. Condo dues $113. Completely updated. Must see. $ 175,000. Quality Green Construction Great opportunity to own 1 of Essex Jct.’s newest homes at Village Haven. Homes are submitted to the NAHB Green Building Program, & will offer open floor plans, attractive designs, & quality construction throughout! Prices start at $258,000. Please visit www. VillageHavenvt.com or call Brad Dousevicz, Dousevicz Real Estate, 802-238-9367.
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HOUSE TO SHARE IN ESSEX Peaceful Jericho Near Essex Outlets. homeshare 1 16t-robbiehh100709.indd 4-BR w/ 3 other 3 BR nestled in the housemates. 6 acres; trees, pool, gardens, basketball court. garden space, pool Screened porch, table, fireplace, W/D, fireplace, 2.5 BAs. Wi-Fi, parking, walking $603/mo. incl. utils. trails, more. Rent a 802-355-3369. room for $600/mo. 999-1265. House on the Lake 2 housemates for house S. Burl TownHouse across the street from $675 lake. Beach & mooring Room rent incl. all utils., rights. 3 BRs, 2 BAs, + Internet, cable, parkHDWD, fireplace, lg. ing. Near bus line. NS/ yard, parking, W/D. partiers/pets, please, $525/mo.+. NS/pets. I have 2 gentle cats. 802-578-5898. Refs., deposit required. Monkton FarmHouse Lg. rooms, W/D, master BA, cathedral ceilings. 20 acres. 19 miles to Kennedy Dr. Barn, garden space, etc. Amenities/utils. incl. Horses & pets OK. $450/mo. 802-4533457.
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1800 sq.ft. 3 bedrooms,3/22/10 2 4:24:38 PM baths. DSL & Dish. Minutes to skiing, snowmobiling, hiking and river. Easy commute to Burlington area. 1/2 acre and lg. barn. $225,900. Patti or Dan 802-644-2760 or 802-238-0961.
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Located on a quiet,3/15/10 deadFSBO-KathyMaieli-032410.indd 2:26:53 PM 1 end street, this beautiful 2-bedroom condo is a nature lovers dream w/ views of 22 acres of wooded common land from living room and bedroom. 1475 sq.ft. All new appliances, detached 1-car garage. Association fees $160/mo. $181,900. 802-355-8948.
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The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review Free and confidential consultation at the South Burlington 25 years experience Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission “MELLEN” located at 110 West CaMary Ellen Mirisola, nal Street, Winooski, and REALTOR the office listed below. The application and pro363.6200 posed permit may also mellen@c21jack.com be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on 16t-mellenmirisola031010.indd 1 3/5/10 3:43:06 PM “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. May 1 Need Roomate $600 No hearing will be held 2 BR, rent incl. everything. Need male unless, on or before April roommate for at least 6, 2010, a party notifies the summer. I’m friendly ACT 250 NOTICE the District Commission & clean, please be the MINOR APPLICATION of an issue or issues resame! Close to UVM! 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 quiring the presentation slbates@uvm.edu. of evidence at a hearing On March 8, 2010, Robert or the commission sets Berman, LLC, filed apthe matter for hearing plication #4C0094-5B on its own motion. Any for a Project generally hearing request shall be described as: in writing to the address Thompson’s Point below, shall state the Camp Rent a two phase construccriteria or subcriteria July, 2 or 4 weeks, 4 BRs, tion addition: Phase at issue, why a hearing 2 BAs, DW, W/D, cable, I add loading dock, is required and what WiFi. Beautiful beach, remove attached shed, additional evidence lg. yard, dock, mooring. relocate HVAC, add deck will be presented at the 802-482-2749 after 6 or to west side and parking hearing. Any hearing lv. msg. lot changes; Phase II request by an adjoining construct a 4,200 sf property owner or other addition to existing interested person must 15,792 sf building and include a petition for rehabilitate eastern party status. Prior to parking area. All work to submitting a request for occur on Lot #16 of the a hearing, please contact National Life commercial the district coordinasubdivision. The Project tor at the telephone is located on Green number listed below for
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Universal Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v. Richard A. Lang, Teresa V. DombekLang a/k/a Teresa V. Lang, United States of America, Department of the Treasury- Internal Revenue Service, and Occupants residing at 28 White Oaks Drive, Jericho,Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION THIS SUMMONS IS DIRECTED TO: Richard A. Lang and Teresa V. Dombek-Lang 1. YOU ARE BEING SUED. The Plaintiff has started a lawsuit against you. A copy of the Plaintiff’s Complaint against you is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court, Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont. Do not throw this paper away. It is an official paper that affects your rights. 2. PLAINTIFF’S CLAIM. Plaintiff’s claim is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated January 21, 2003. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Monkton at Volume 88, Page 354. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be
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This order shall be published once a week for 2 weeks beginning on March 24, 2010 in the Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Chittenden County, and a copy of this summons and order as published shall be mailed to the defendants, Richard A. Lang and Teresa V. Dombek-Lang, if an address is known. Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 8th day of March, 2010. Hon. Helen Toor Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court
STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S145-09 CnC Universal Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v. Jan M. Ayer And Occupants residing at 299 Browns Trace Road, Jericho, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Universal Mortgage Corporation to Jan M. Ayer dated May 10, 2001 and recorded in Volume 187, Page 519 of the Land Records of the Town of Jericho, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions
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of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:00 A.M. on April 14, 2010, at 299 Browns Trace Road, Jericho, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Jan M. Ayer by Warranty Deed of Tonya D. Brown dated May 22, 1998, of record in Volume 155, Page 415 of the Town of Jericho Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Jericho.
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The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 18th day of March, 2010. Universal Mortgage Corporation By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S278-08 CnC Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas f/k/a Banker’s Trust Company, as Trustee and Custodian for IXIS 2005-HE3, by Saxon Mortgage Ser-
vices, Inc., f/k/a Meritech Mortgage Services, Inc., as its Attorney-in-Fact, Plaintiff, v Robert K. Bain and Dawn M. Bain, and Any Other Occupants of 318 Eagle Bay Drive, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated July 7, 2005 from Robert K. Bain and Dawn M. Bain to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Flexpoint Funding Corporation. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on July 13, 2005 in Volume 530, Pages 556-573 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Flexpoint Funding Corporation to Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas, f/k/a Banker’s Trust Company, as Trustee and Custodian for IXIS 2005-HE3, by Saxon Mortgage Services, Inc., f/k/a Meritech Mortgage Services, Inc., as its Attorney-in-Fact, by Assignment dated February 12, 2008 and recorded on February 22, 2008 in Volume 606, Page 264 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 o’clock PM, on the 9th day of April, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 318 Eagle Bay Drive, Colchester, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole. To wit: “Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Robert K. Bain and Dawn M. Bain by Warranty Deed of Thomas J. Hergenrother and Rachel D. Hergenrother dated 22 August 1991 and recorded in Volume 183, Page 403 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester. “A lot of land with all buildings thereon situated on the easterly side
of Eagle Park Drive, socalled, the newly erected dwelling house on said lot being known and designated as No. 35 Eagle Park Drive, said land having a frontage on Eagle Park Drive of 120.00 feet and uniform width, and a uniform depth of 142.10 feet, all interior angles being 90’, comprising 17,052 square feet, and being all of Lot No.. 15 as shown on a plan of Eagle Park Sub-Division, Colchester, Vermont, dated February, 1973, revised July 27, 1973 and recorded in Plat Book 1 on Page 81 of the Town of Colchester Records. “Reference is hereby made to the above instruments and to the records and references contained therein in further aid of this description.”
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By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated January 30, 2006 from Orton A. Bunbury to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Fremont Investment & Loan. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on February 2, 2006 in Volume 332, Pages 415-434 of the Town of Shelburne Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Fremont Investment & Loan, to Wells Fargo Bank, NA, as Trustee under Pooling and Servicing Agreement Dated as of July 1, 2006 Securitized Asset Backed Receivables, LLC, Trust 2006-FR3 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates, Series 2006-FR3, by an Assignment dated August 10, 2007 and recorded on August 17, 2007 in Volume 346, Page 614 of the Town of Shelburne Land Records.
Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest. The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff
STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S 947-07 CnC Wells Fargo Bank, NA, as Trustee, Plaintiff, v Orton A. Bunbury and Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Fremont Investment and Loan, and Any Other Occupants of 60 Meadow Lane, Shelburne, Vermont, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE
The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 2:45 o’clock PM, on the 9th day of April, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 60 Meadow Lane, Shelburne, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole. To wit:
Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Orton A. Bunbury by Warranty Deed of Maja Smith and Edward Johnson Hamilton dated January 30, 2006 of record in Volume 332, at Page 413 of the Shelburne Land Records. “A lot of land with all buildings thereon situated on the southerly side of a proposed road that runs easterly from US Route No. 7 in the Town of Shelburne and having a frontage on said proposed road of 100 feet, a west line of 120.6 feet, a south line of 100 feet and an east line of 120.6 feet that faces another proposed road that runs parallel with US Route No. 7. Being Lot No. 4 A as shown on a Plan entitled “Plan of Lots- Section A Marsett and Ockert Property” dated December 2, 1958 and recorded in Volume A (Plans), Page 130 of the Town of Shelburne Land Records. Included herein is a right of way to the herein conveyed premises from US Route No. 7 until such time as said right of way is accepted by the Town of Shelburne as a public street.” Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest. The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by pay-
ing the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: March 17, 2010 March 24, 2010 March 31, 2010 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1738-08 CnC Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for Saxon Asset Securities Trust 2005-2, Plaintiff, v Merton W. Huntley and Pamela Huntley, and Any Other Occupants of 42 Franklin Street, Winooski, Vermont, Defendants.
which will be sold at Public Auction at 2:00 o’clock PM, on the 9th day of April, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 42 Franklin Street, Winooski, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole. To wit: “Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Merton W. Huntley and Pamela Huntley by Warranty Deed of Kenat, Inc., dated June 27, 2000 and recorded in the Land Records of the City of Winooski In Book 115, Page 285. “A parcel of land with dwelling house and garage thereon located on the westerly side of Franklin Street in the City of Winooski, the dwelling house thereon being known and designated as 42 Franklin Street.” Reference is made to the above-mentioned deeds and records contained therein all in further aid of this description.” Terms of Sale:
NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated April 25, 2005 from Merton W. Huntley and Pamela Huntley to America’s Moneyline, Inc. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on May 4, 2005 in Volume 163, Pages 443-462 of the City of Winooski Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from America’s Moneyline, Inc., to Saxon Funding Management, Inc., by Assignment Deed dated April 25, 2005 and recorded on May 4, 2005 in Volume 163, Pages 463-464 of the City of Winooski Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were further assigned from Saxon Funding Management, Inc., to Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for Saxon Asset Securities Trust 2005-2 by Assignment dated December 18, 2008 and recorded on December 31, 2008 in Volume 195, Page 422 of the City of Winooski Land Records. The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same
Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest. The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.
Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: March 17, 2010 March 24, 2010 March 31, 2010 STATE OF VERMONT FRANKLIN COUNTY, SS. FRANKLIN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S 568-08 Fc VERMONT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v. ROBERT J. REYNOLDS, JENNIFER S. REYNOLDS, and Occupants of 2665 Oakland Station Road, Georgia, Vermont, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE In accordance with the Amended Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale, dated January 19, 2010, and by virtue of and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Robert J. Reynolds and Jennifer S. Reynolds to Vermont Federal Credit Union, dated October 10, 2007, and recorded in Volume 192 at Page 456 of the Town of Georgia Land Records, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing, the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:30 am on the 5th day of April, 2010, at the property located at 2665 Oakland Station Road, Georgia, Vermont, all and the singular the premises described more particularly in the said mortgage, subject to any unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any: To wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Robert J. Reynolds and Jennifer S. Reynolds by Quitclaim Deed of Robert J. Reynolds dated August 27, 2007, of record in Volume 191, Page 308 of the Land Records of the Town of Georgia. Also being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Robert J. Reynolds by Quitclaim Deed of Robert J. Reynolds and Cherie A. Reynolds dated De-
sevendaysvt.com/classifieds cember 5,2006, of record in Volume 186, Page 596 of the Town of Georgia Land Records. Also being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Robert J. Reynolds and Cherie A. Reynolds by Quitclaim Deed of Robert J. Reynolds, dated April 8, 2004, of record in Volume 162, Page 649 of the Land Records of the Town of Georgia. Also being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Robert J. Reynolds by Warranty Deed of Gary P. Reed and Gloria J. Reed dated August 8, 1994, of record in Volume 97, Pages 435436 of the Land Records of the Town of Georgia
HOLDER WITH THE NOTICE REQUIREMENTS AND OTHER CONDITIONS OF SECTION 4532 OF TITLE 12. AN ACTION TO RECOVER DAMAGES RESULTING FROM THE SALE OF THE PREMISES ON THE DATE OF THE SALE MAY BE COMMENCED AT ANY TIME WITHIN ONE YEAR FOLLOWING THE DATE OF THE SALE, BUT NOT THEREAFTER. Dated at South Burlington, Vermont this 22nd day of February, 2010. By: Michael D. Johnson, Esq. Johnson & Finnigan, LLP
Terms of Sale: Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000.00) paid in cash, treasurer’s check or certified check at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Closing to take place within forty five (45) days of the auction. The sale is subject to unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any.
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CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP AND FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at The Bagel Cafe, Ethan Allen Shopping Center, N. Ave., Burlington. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport). ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Saturdays 10-11:30 a.m. & Wednesdays 5:30-6:30, 45 Clark St., Burlington. Contact Brenda at 338-1170. IS FOOD A PROBLEM FOR YOU? Do you eat when you’re not hungry? Do you go on eating binges for no apparent reason? Is your weight affecting the way you live your
life? Call Overeaters Anonymous, 863-2655. GIRL POWER: Learn about your inner power through meditation, sacred space, healing energy modalities. Connect and attune to empower & enlighten, expand your sense of awareness, network with others your age, find peer support within this ongoing monthly group. Please bring a notebook journal, writing utensil and a folding chair. Ages 12-18. First Sat. of each month at 4 p.m. at Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Rt. 7, Milton. To reserve space call Michele, 802-893-9966, moonlightgiftshoppe@ yahoo.com. CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) This support group functions as a community and educational group. We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. 223-7638 for more information. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee. This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-4799450, or ljlivendale@ yahoo.com. BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction? We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday
Post & browse ads at your convenience. evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-343-2027. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111. CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA) Announcing a new 12step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting. Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings? People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?” A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions.
Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-8613150. BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Rd., Williston. Info, 660-8797. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment? This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness. This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com. COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 50-65, forming for friendship and fun. Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/ weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol. com. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step group. Women only. Do you have problems with your relationships? Are you unable to leave an unhealthy romantic relationship? We can help. Call Valerie, 802-825-4643. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne. For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802-985-8600. WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence. Please call 864-0555 ext. 20 for information. LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through
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the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild, and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802-734-0695. SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, 802-446-3577. 6:30-8:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month. ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 655-9136 or email kgcromey@ aol.com. SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening, as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous. For more info please call 802-863-2655. AL-ANON Family group 12-step. Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick. CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6-8 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room. LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713. classifieds C-9
FREE QUIT SMOKING GROUPS: Offered through the VT Quit Network Fletcher Allen Quit in Person program in your community. The 4-week groups are designed to help you quit and stay quit with
a focus on tailoring a plan for you to succeed. The program provides 8-weeks of free patches, gum, or lozenges. Facilitated by a certified Tobacco Treatment Specialist. Call 847-6541 or wellness@vtmednet. org, www.vtquitnetwork.org.
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DIGESTIVE SUPPORT GROUP: Join this open support group, hosted by Carrie Shamel, and gain information regarding digestive disorders. If you suffer from any kind of digestive disorder or discomfort this is the place for you! Open to all. Meets the first Monday of every month in the Healthy Living Learning Center. For more information contact Carrie Shamel at carrie.shamel@gmail. com. www.llleus.org/ state/vermont/html.
ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS, ACA is a 12-Step program for people that grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. We meet in a mutually respectful, safe environment and acknowledge our common experiences. We discover how childhood affected us in the past and influences us in the present. Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St., Burlington. For info contact Emily at 802-922-6609, emily@ intrapersonalcoaching. com.
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THE MORTGAGOR IS HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT AT ANY TIME BEFORE THE FORECLOSURE SALE, THE MORTGAGOR HAS A RIGHT TO PETITION THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE COUNTY IN WHICH THE MORTGAGED PREMISES ARE SITUATED, WITH SERVICE UPON THE MORTGAGEE, AND UPON SUCH BOND AS THE COURT MAY REQUIRE, TO ENJOIN THE SCHEDULED FORECLOSURE SALE. FAILURE TO INSTITUTE SUCH PETITION AND COMPLETE SERVICE SHALL THEREAFTER BAR ANY ACTION OR RIGHT OF ACTION OF THE MORTGAGOR BASED ON THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER TO CONDUCT THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE
CHITTENDEN FAMILIES TOGETHER MEETING: Wednesday, March 31, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Vermont Family Network Conference Room, 600 Blair Park Rd. #240, Williston. Young adults will speak about their experiences with living in communities in a variety of situations. FT parents are encouraged to bring their adult family members to join in the informal conversation about living options and lifelong learning. Contact: Jan Hancock, 876-5315 ext. 215, jan.hancock@ vtfn.org.
NAMI CONNECTION (National Alliance on Mental Illness): Free Peer-based recovery support group for people living with or facing the challenges of mental illness. This is a group that focuses on allowing participants to share their experiences and learn from each other in a safe environment. 100% confidentiality. BENNINGTON: Every Tuesday, 6-7:30 p.m., St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 200 Pleasant Street. BURLINGTON: Every Thursday, 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street. ESSEX JUNCTION: 2nd Saturday of the month, 2-3:30 p.m., Congregational Church, 39 Main Street. MONTPELIER: 1st and 3rd Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m., Kellogg-Hubbard Library, East Montpelier Room (basement). RANDOLPH: Every Wednesday, 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N. Main Street. RUTLAND: Every Monday, 7-8:30 p.m., Wellness Center (Rutland Mental Health), 78 South Main St. ST. JOHNSBURY: Every Thursday, 6:30-8 p.m., Universalist Unitarian Church, 47 Cherry Street. 1-800639-6480, connection@ namivt.org.
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AL-ALNON IN ST. JOHNSBURY: Tues. & Thurs., 7 p.m., Kingdom Recovery Center (Dr. Bob’s birthplace), 297 Summer St., St. Johnsbury. Sat., 10 a.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, Cherry St., St. Johnsbury.
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Champlain Valley Head Start (CVHS), a program of the Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity, has been awarded funding under the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 (ARRA) for the implementation of an Early Head Start (EHS) program. As part of this project, we are now hiring for the following temporary position (funded through September 2011).
ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT (Burlington): Responsibilities include providing clerical and administrative support for CVHS Director, EHS Coordinator and management staff; word processing; data entry and generating reports; document production and mass mailings; processing, filing and tracking fiscal and program documentation; communication with staff, parents, vendors and various agencies; and office management and organization. Qualifications: Associate’s Interested candidates should apply at degree in business, management, computer applications, www.pepsibottlingventures.com. clerical or related field, as well as 3 to 5 years of relevant work experience. Also required are intermediate to advanced skills in MS Word, Excel, Access and PowerPoint; speed, proficiency and accuracy with word processing and data entry; and customer 2v-pepsi032410.indd 1 3/18/10 2:47:49 PM service skills. 20 hours/week, full year. Anticipated schedule is 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., Monday through Friday, with some flexibility. $16.00-$17.00/hour depending on qualifications and experience. Excellent health benefits package. Girlington Garage is looking for an Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record ASE MASTER TECH keeping; proficiency in MS Word, email and Internet; exceptional organizational skills and attention to detail. Must be energetic, to work at the best shop in town. positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated and have Full-time, great environment, a can-do, extra-mile attitude. A commitment to social justice awesome co-workers and benefits. and to working with families with limited financial resources Flat-rate shop. Incentivised pay is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable scale based on productivity. transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability Position open mid-April. to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. Please submit Call Demeny today, stop by with resume and cover letter with three work references by email to: pbehrman@cvoeo.org. your resume, or send us an email: gilringtongarage@gmail.com. No phone calls, please. 802-660-0055.
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MULTIMEDIA REPORTER Hearst-owned, NBC affiliate in the Burlington, V.t./ Plattsburgh, N.y. market seeks a Next Generation Journalist to enterprise, write, shoot, edit and deliver news to all platforms, including, but not limited to, web, broadcast and digital channels. The right candidate must have strong writing and communication skills and be able to excel at enterprise reporting. Experience with nonlinear editing and camera operation is necessary. An understanding of news production techniques, ability to develop engaging presentation and ability to analyze news situations in order to provide accurate information, insight and perspective are essential to this position. The ideal candidate will have a minimum of one year professional news reporter experience as well as a bachelor's degree or equivalent. Should have a valid driver’s license with a good driving record. This position will be based out of our Colchester, VT location. If you’re looking to challenge yourself and take the next step in your career, send your demo/ resume/cover letter indicating referral source to:
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HVAC Technician Central Vermont Medical Center has a Full time opportunity for a skilled and experienced HVAC Technician to join our Plant Facilities team. Qualified candidates must possess an EPA approved refrigerant certificate and a strong knowledge base in boiler operations. A minimum of 5 years of experience in power plant operation, as well as plumbing and electrical experience in troubleshooting complex controls and mechanical devices required. Weekend rotation, on-call, and off hours work are required. We offer a competitive salary and differentials for off shifts and weekends. This position also qualifies for our Flexible Benefit Program with options for medical, dental, vision, long-term and short-term disability, and life insurance, as well as a generous paid time off program.
LNAs - Evening Shift Wake Robin, Vermont’s premiere continuing care retirement community, seeks experienced Licensed Nursing Assistants. Staff at Wake Robin work in dynamic residential and long-term care environments dedicated to providing high-quality, resident-centered care. Wake Robin offers an excellent compensation and benefits package and an opportunity to build strong relationships with staff and residents in a supportive community setting.
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Candidates must be licensed to practice in the State of Vermont. All health care staff are responsible for rotating weekend shifts. Interested candidates please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to HR, 802-264-5146.
South Burlington manufacturing company is looking for a full-time, skilled TIG welder to work with SST. Position requires mediumrun production work and is responsible for layout and blueprint reading and fitting parts together prior to welding. Ideal applicant will work closely with the manufacturing team. Strong mechanical and mathematical aptitude, strong communication and problem-solving skills, and purge welding experience are required. Must have references and satisfactory background. Machining experience is a plus. Excellent benefits package available. Wages based on experience. Please send cover letter and resume to susith@tridyne.com or Tridyne Inc, 80 Allen Rd., South Burlington, VT 05403.
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Seeking one preschool and one infant teacher. Full-time opportunity with benefits. Starting hourly wage up to $13/hr.
Education and experience required. Work with professional teachers and Greensboro Wonder & Wisdom Champlain Housing Trust, serves the affordable housing needs of a fabulous group of children in a friendly, supportive work environment. (www.wonderwisdom.org) is Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle Counties. We seek an enthusiastic For a challenge and the chance to lovingly educate young children, looking for a Children’s Program detail-oriented Administrative Assistant to provide clerical support please contact Laurel Pelkey-Morin at Director for after-school and for the property management and maintenance teams. This individual 802-860-1151 or ejskidsklub@myfairpoint.net. summer enrichment programs is an integral part of office operations carrying out various activities in Position open until filled. EOE. for children ages 6-12. Wonder coordination with property management, accounting and maintenance & Wisdom™ programming staff and will also support the Associate Director of Tenant Services. honors the whole child utilizing Qualifications: Must be able to multi-task, have excellent communication 2h-EJsKids-teachers032410.indd 1 innovative, social/emotional 3/22/10 2:22:51 PM and organizational skills, be computer proficient, enjoy a fast-paced, team approaches to learning and environment, and be committed to CHT’s membership based model of play. Applicants must have a community controlled and permanently affordable housing. minimum of a bachelor's degree in child development, education Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include health, Child, Youth and Family Services or related human service field, life and disability insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave and 403(b) plan. four years of related program Email cover letter and resume by April 9th to HR@champlainhousingtrust.org Children’s Outpatient CliniCian – (FleX) delivery experience, and two or send to Human Resources, Champlain Housing Trust, 88 King Street, Seeking master’s level counselors with current VT licensure, preferably in relevant years of supervisory experience. Burlington, VT 0541. No phone calls, please. field, to provide clinic-based therapy services to children, adolescents, adults and 25 hours/week with opportunities families. Candidates who enjoy a varied caseload, some case management, and EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER - COMMITTED TO A DIVERSE WORKPLACE. to expand to full time with close collaboration with caregivers encouraged to apply. Fee-for-service positions program expansion. Possibilities and up to 3 days worth of work (19 hrs.) available. Please send cover letter and include mentoring, curriculum resume by April 5. development, and/or Teacher 4t-champlainHousing032410.indd 295CHT-HR_PM-Admin_7D-01.indd1 1 3/19/10 3/18/10 12:44:23 2:58 PM Professional Development Developmental Services design. Greensboro is a small, rural town in the Heart of intensive COmmunity suppOrt WOrker sought for an avid fisherman. Work Vermont™. Contact us at info@ includes job support at horse farm, community- and home-based independentwonderwisdom.org for more living skills development. Ideal candidate for this 12-hr. morning position is an information. Applications due by experienced male with similar interests. NOFA Vermont is looking for a fullMarch 31, 2010.
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Chittenden South Supervisory Union is seeking a Program Director to oversee all of its Connecting Youth substanceabuse and violence-prevention programs. Candidates should have at a minimum a college degree in a related field; advanced knowledge of prevention philosophy; demonstrated leadership qualities, experience, strong organization, communication, facilitation and computer skills; and the ability to take initiative and collaborate well with many different groups. Candidates must also be able to juggle complex tasks and meet regular deadlines. This is a 1.0 FTE, year-round position to begin July 1, 2010. All applications must be submitted online at www.schoolspring.com, with a cover letter, resume, and three letters of reference. 3v-ChitSouth-032410.indd 1
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Mental Health and Substance Abuse assessment CliniCian Enthusiastic person needed to work as part of a team providing assessment and eligibility screening for clients with problems related to mental health issues and substance abuse. Experience with substance abuse and mental health counseling, crisis intervention, and a good understanding of serious and persistent mental illness needed. Master’s degree required. Full-time position. street OutreaCh team Full-time (37½ hrs./week) position providing street-based support to individuals with mental health, substance abuse and unmet social service needs in the downtown Burlington business district. Bachelor’s degree required. Knowledge of issues with mental illness, substance abuse, homelessness and antisocial behaviors required. Familiarity with behavioral interventions essential. This is a physically and professionally challenging position. Valid Vermont driver’s license and vehicle needed COmmunity suppOrt CliniCians Seeking energetic, compassionate and organized clinicians to support persons with serious mental illness in recovery. Be part of a multidisciplinary team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, case management, counseling, and crisis support. BA or master’s degree in related field and experience with persons with serious mental illness preferred. Join our fun and dedicated team in making a difference. Full time, excellent benefits. sub – mObile Crisis team CliniCian Attention MA/MS, MSW, or spring graduates. The Mobile Crisis Team is seeking dynamic, flexible and team-oriented individuals for substitute per diem employment for our 24-hr. psychiatric crisis program. This fast-paced team provides outreach and phone support to adults and provides an excellent opportunity to learn and gain hands-on experience in a supportive environment. We offer a competitive hourly rate with flexible shifts. Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.
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Business Manager Burlington School District Burlington, VT
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The Burlington School District is seeking a Business Manager to plan, organize, supervise, and direct the fiscal and business affairs of the District. Responsibilities include, but are not limited to, preparing budgets, working with school departments to ensure fiscal responsibility, administering a comprehensive insurance program, capital bond management, forecasting for labor negotiations, and supervising a staff of five.
Classroom Assistant Champlain Islands Parent Child Center - South South Hero, Vermont
Must be familiar with principles of Fund Accounting, state and federal reporting requirements, and IRS regulations. Knowledge of Vermont School Accounting processes preferred. Must possess a working knowledge of and ability to learn financial software packages and systems.
Our NAEYC-accredited, 5 STAR, nonprofit, early care and education program is expanding and seeks a full-time classrooms assistant (floater) to join and support our wonderful team of educators, children and families. The position has a potential to grow into a teaching position this fall, depending on candidate’s education.
Candidates preferred who have experience as a school business manager and are familiar with the operation of IBM i series OS400 system.
Qualified candidates must be energetic, enthusiastic, and flexible, For a more detailed job description and to apply, go to with a sense of humor and love for children. Candidates must also be www.SchoolSpring.com and select Job ID #34547. willing to grow and continue their education in the field of ECE. Duties to include: collaboration with teachers to create a safe and nurturing environment that meets individual needs of children in the infant, toddler and preschool classrooms, preparing meals for our food 3/19/10 program; written and verbal communication with families and most4t-burlschooldistMGR-032410.indd 1 importantly getting down to children’s level and playing! Candidates must have experience working in an early care and education program and a minimum of 3 approved college credits in child development. An associate's degree in Early Childhood Education is preferred. Benefits. EOE. Interested applicants please submit letter of interest and resume to: CIPCC-South ATTN: Liz Lamphere, 114 South Street, Unit 2, South Hero, VT, 05486.
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TSYF is a small, private nonprofit organization providing therapeutic social service and educational programming to youth and families coping with emotional and behavioral challenges. Our multiple programs and services seek to identify the strengths of each individual and family we serve, and develop action steps that promote an increased sense of self and community. Be part of an education and social services team dedicated to expanding consciousness and increasing wellness. We are currently seeking to fill the following positions:
Youth Justice Worker
• Become a community representative • Directly & safely respond to crime • Repair the harm caused to victims & the community • Help to reduce recidivism
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Sterling Area Services has an immediate opening for a full-time Case Manager within our Intensive Support Program. Duties include but are not Send cover letter and resume via email to carrie@tsyf.org. limited to: coordination and documentation of residential, community, clinical, employment and crisis services for clients 4T-TransitionalServ032410.indd 1 3/22/10 12:09:24 PM with developmental Central Vermont Medical Center is seeking 2 Full-time Care Coordinators in the Care disabilities. Qualified Management Department. As a member of the multidisciplinary care team, the candidates will hold Care Coordinator is responsible for coordinating care and service of a selected patient a bachelor’s degree population, promoting effective utilization and monitoring of health care resources, and experience in developmental services and providing guidance to achieve desired clinical, financial and resource outcomes. Associate Producer - Vermont Edition or related human service Part Time This individual must be able to function independently and interact at all levels of field. Valid VT driver’s the organization, and advocate for patients in difficult situations. Excellent license, well-maintained, Vermont Public Radio is looking for a person who’s organized, detail reliable and insured communication and problem solving skills, and the ability to think quickly and oriented, creative and dedicated to journalism to work as a part-time vehicle a must. Extensive be flexible are essential. Call schedule required. MSW or equivalent experience background checks will producer for Vermont Edition, VPR’s daily news magazine program. preferred, with 3-5 years of clinical experience required. be conducted. We offer Candidates should enjoy working as part of a team to develop timely competitive salary and and dynamic interview segments in a fast-paced, deadline-oriented We offer an excellent flexible benefit program, including medical, dental, vision, benefits as well as training. environment. Strong interviewing, writing, organizational and disability, life insurance, tuition reimbursement, and a generous time off program. Interested candidates communication skills are a must. Duties also include posting to the should submit a cover Come See What We Have To Offer!! website and some audio editing. letter and resume to: Human Resources, Knowledge of Vermont and Northeast politics and culture is preferred. Visit us at www.CVMC.org to complete an application or 109 Professional Drive, Candidates should have a bachelor’s degree and 1-3 years experience in contact us at (802) 371-4191 Morrisville, VT 05661 or fax journalism or broadcasting. For more information and to apply, visit to 802-888-1182 before VPR.net. April 1, 2010. EOE Responsibilities: engage and support youth in completing conditions of probation, extensive case management, supportive counseling and strengths-based behavioral intervention. Bachelor’s degree required, preferably in Social Work. Experience working with at-risk youth required. Strong organizational, communication and leadership skills needed.
Care Coordinator
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Equal Opportunity Employer
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Academic Tutors for a new and innovative program held at a local High School. Must be available MondayThursday from 3:00-5:00 PM. Must have experience in education, and have completed COLLEGE DEGREE OR HIGHER.
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Chittenden County Transportation Authority Seeks qualified applicants for the following seasonal and permanent Positions:
Marketing & Public Affairs Manager
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BRICK HOUSE HOUSEKEEPER (year-round)
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Planning Coordinator
Duties include administration of the Town’s subdivision and site plan regulations, assisting the public with permit applications, and assisting the planning commission with development review and regulatory updates. Candidates must possess strong organizational and communication skills. Attendance at semimonthly evening meetings, a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation required. Knowledge of local government and land-use planning a plus. This position is part time (24 hours/week) with benefits. Submit cover letter, resume and references by noon on April 2, 2010, either in writing to the Planning Dept., Town of Georgia, 47 Town Common Road North, St. Albans, VT 05478, or via email to georgia_planner@comcast.net.
To our growing organization, we areoperates seekingthe a The serve Chittenden County Transportation Authority dynamic individual to serve as a working team leader region’s public transportation buses and provides more than 2 in ourrides grants department. position million per year. CCTA operatesThis a 55 bus fleet andrequires serves 5 meticulous numerical calculations and spreadsheet, member communities including: Burlington, Essex, South Burlington, writing, problem-solving, new-concept-acquisition, Shelburne and Winooski. and communication skills. Staff management experience is also preferred. CCTA offers full-a If you excel in a dynamic environment where you will enjoy all having time employees a competitive salary and exceptional significant impact on the community and the environment, then our benefits, including generous off. will be an exciting Marketing & Public Affairs Managertime position opportunity for you.
To apply for this position, please download an application from cctaride.org. Submit the application, Key Responsibilities: -Developwith & implement plans resume, for our services along a covermarketing letter and in one of the -Create marketing and advertising to ensurevia consistent following ways collateral (no phone calls, please): email brand identity to jobs@cctaride.org, via fax to (802) 864-0211, or -Supervise, evaluate & 15 direct administrative personnel assigned to via mail to: CCTA, Industrial Parkway, Burlington, the marketing department VT. 05401 Attn: Human Resources. Requirements: -A Bachelor’s degree Marketing, English or Communications CCTA is anin equal opportunity employer. -3+ years Marketing or Public Relations experience -Proven ability as a public speaker and organizational spokesperson -Excellent organizational skills -Supervisory experience preferred
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CCTA offers all full time employees a competitive salary and exceptional benefits, including generous time off.
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importance of thedownload whole and the If you’re interested in applying for thistheposition, please an interdependence of its parts” application from www.cctaride.org and submit it in one of the “Susceptible For more information and a job description visit the Town following ways (no calls, please): via FLEXIBILITY: email to: jobs@cctaride.org; viato modification or adaptation” website http://townofgeorgia.com or contact Amy Spector at fax to (802) 864-5564, Attn: HR; or via mail to 15 Industrial Parkway, VT Works for Women 802-524-3524. Burlington, VT 05401, Attn: HR. seeks a top-notch finance These are some of the attributes Addison County Home Health manager/bookkeeper to and Hospice ascribes to and provides to our professional staff. manage and coordinate CCTA an Equal Opportunity Employer. We DOishave a holistic approach toward each staff member, all accounting and considering both personal and professional growth. We DO Diversion Enhancement & Assessment financial functions, payroll 4y-TownofGeorgia-031710.indd 1 3/15/10 11:34:53 AM provide a culture of flexibility allowing for your desire for growth, administration, essential Statewide need for support and the unexpected. NO weekends, NO nights! human resources functions, Spend some time with us exploring these positions and find out Coordinator and provide financial for yourself! information and analysis to Work in partnership with Vermont's 14 Court Diversion management and Board. programs to implement initiative using evidence-based Full- & Part-Time PHYSICAL THERAPISTS This position is responsible screening tool and case management planning with young people who have violated the law. Coordinator will organize and for maintaining accounting Qualifications include a current Vermont Physical Therapy license facilitate statewide and regional trainings; provide individual principles, practices and and a minimum of two years of experience, preferably within a consultation to staff and volunteers; collaborate with youth procedures to ensure rehabilitation program. justice partners at local and statewide level; prepare fiscal and accurate and timely financial program reports; and coordinate with evaluators. statements. Applicants must Full-Time COMMUNITY HEALTH RNs have strong experience Experience with Vermont youth and criminal justice systems, Two 40 hour / week positions with QuickBooks, Excel, youth development and support, case management, Access and Word, be able motivational interviewing, volunteer training desirable. Qualifications include prior experience in a medical-surgical to multitask and meet environment and a current Vermont license. • Salary range low to mid $40,000s with full benefit package deadlines. Nonprofit • Significant travel and some evening work experience helpful. OEO. Please visit our website at www.achhh.org and apply directly • Various options for office location online. Or, please send your resume to hr@achhh.org or to VT Works for Women ACHHH, Human Resources; PO Box 754, Middlebury, VT 05753. Send letter and resume by March 29 to: 32 A Malletts Bay Ave. Vermont Association of Court Diversion Programs Fax your resume to (802) 388-6126 or drop by for an application Winooski, VT 05404 PO Box 873, Montpelier, VT 05602 and interview. We look forward to hearing from you! sgrove@vtworksforwomen.org
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South Burlington School District District Custodial Staff Supervisor The South Burlington School District is looking for a staff supervisor to provide overall supervision for the custodial operations performed throughout the district.
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Skilled Maintenance Technician – District The South Burlington School District is looking for a Maintenance Tech to install, maintain and repair electrical wiring, equipment and fixtures; plumbing and heating systems; and general building maintenance as needed.
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Keyholder position with local shoe store. Exciting career opportunity. Retail experience preferred. Competitive benefit package. Apply at SHOE DEPT., University Mall, or email resume: bhecker@shoeshow.com.
michelle@sevendaysvt.com Education and experience preferred. We are looking for a special someone who has the natural desire to EOE M/F work and play with young children. That someone will have oodles of smiles to 1x1e-recruiting.indd 1 10/12/09 5:54:50 1t-ShoeDept-032410.indd PM 1 3/22/10 share, bundles of creativeplay-filled ideas, as well as Executive Director of commitment, maturity and an understanding of the realities Marketing & Communications of the child-care industry. For position details and application process, visit For more information call http://jobs.plattsburgh.edu and select “Professional Positions.” Crystal at The PlayCare SUNY College at Plattsburgh is an equal opportunity employer Center in Richmond, committed to excellence through diversity. 434-3891. EOE.
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Knowledge of materials, supplies and practices essential to the cleaning of buildings; use and care of wet and dry vacuum cleaners, floor buffing machines, floor stripping machines, cleaning fluids, floor waxes and other materials and equipment related to the custodial care of buildings; hazards and safety methods related to custodial operations; generally accepted workplace conduct and supervisory practices. High school diploma or general education degree (GED) is required. An associate’s degree or two years postsecondary training with a minimum of three years experience in the custodial field is preferred. Experience in the supervision of employees is highly desired. An ability to communicate effectively with all custodial staff is required. Demonstrated proficiency in operating a 2v-northamericanplaycare032410.indd personal computer and related software/hardware. Individual must be willing to develop an effective working relationship with all staff and school community clearly and concisely with the proper use of grammar both orally and in writing; posses a working knowledge of spreadsheet and word processing software. An awareness of applicable district requirements and school board policies is a must.
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ECS, an employee-owned environmental services firm, is seeking a Compliance Specialist for our Waterbury, VT office. We offer competitive benefits and a unique employee incentive plan. Candidate should have a BS/MS degree with Vermont certifications, 5-10 years experience with asbestos inspection and monitoring projects, lead paint assessments, SPCC Plans, storm water management, and health & safety monitoring. Candidate will be responsible for client consultation, project management, marketing and business development in a dynamic, fast-paced environment. To apply you may mail, fax or email your cover letter, resume and salary requirements to: Mary Russell, ECS, 588 Silver Street, Agawam, MA 01001,
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Help wanted in busy retail/wholesale market. Looking for reliable, responsible help. Position is full-time, year round. Must be good with people. Food handling experience a plus. Lifting required. Call Ed at 802-253-8004, or apply in person to: Stowe Seafood,
High school education, plus 5 to 7 years of relevant technical (413) 786-6805 or hrmanager@ecsconsult.com. 502 Mountain Rd., Stowe. training/experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. Broad base of basic knowledge and skills related to electrical or plumbing/heating system installation, maintenance 4T-ECS-032410.indd 1 4t-StoweSeafood-032410.indd 1 3/22/10 9:46:02 AM Small Child Development Center3/22/10 seeks 9:17:45 AM Exceptional People Sought and repair. Good general knowledge and skills related to other knowledgeable, experienced as Shared Living Providers mechanical systems functions, and building construction and repair. Electrical, plumbing or HVAC licensure is required. Also Generous tax-free stipend and respite budget provided with must have a valid driver’s license with a good driving record. Candidate should possess a minimum of a CDA in these opportunities.Contact Marisa Hamilton at 488-6571. Ability to establish and maintain effective working relationships Preshool, an AA, BA, BS in ECE preferred. Salary with students, staff and the school community. Ability to speak Kind, good-humored 28-year-old male who enjoys electronics, music and current range based on experience and education. A strong affairs seeks a caring and healthy home. The ideal candidate(s) is a single person or couple who clearly and concisely both in oral and written communication. background in classroom management is required. enjoys similar interests and who will set and maintain clear boundaries, work as part of a team, Ability to perform duties with awareness of district requirements We offer competitive salary, paid vacation and and demonstrate patience. Generous tax-free stipend and respite budget make this an attractive personal time, paid holidays and health benefits are and school board policies. professional opportunity. available. If you are interested in working in a small SeeKing reSponSible, Single male to provide a structured living environment for a team environment where children and teachers are The South Burlington School District offers an excellent benefit 19-year-old man. This young man enjoys video games, volunteering for the local community, respected for their individuality and learning styles, working on collaborative building projects and accessing the YMCA. He is quite independent package. please contact me for more info and a tour of our and is ready for the next phase in his life. Best candidates will be able to help develop further independent living skills and establish an engaging daily routine. Locations near a bus line are program. This is a full-time position with a flexible Interested applicants may forward their resume and three preferred. 40 hour / week schedule. current references to: Currently this position is M-W-F, 7:30-5:00, engaging & Spiritual 29-year-old male looking to share a home for 5 – 6 months with Diane Kinnon, Human Resource Department, South or 5:30 and T-Th, 7:30-1:30. family in St. Albans area. He is an adept conversationalist who enjoys social opportunities, Burlington School District, developing friendships, and fine dining. Ideal home is open and affirming, Internet wired, and pet friendly. Generous stipend and respite budget combined with 30 weekday hours of out-of-home 550 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vt., 05403 Please call 802-879-2811 or email support make this a professionally rewarding opportunity. juliebrigante@yahoo.com for more or apply at www.sbschools.net. EOE HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to information. apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.
PRESCHOOL TEACHER.
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Part-Time Fitness Equipment Installation and Service Person needed to deliver, install and service fitness equipment. Heavy lifting and mechanical skills required. Detail and service oriented, good communication and problem-solving skills. Inquire in person. Personal Fitness Interiors 4050 Williston Road, So. Burlington
Monday, March 29, 2010 1:30 pm — 5:30 pm Champlain College Gym 262 South Willard Street Burlington, Vermont
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retail Sales Associate Burlington Furniture Company, Burlington’s retailer of contemporary home furnishing, is growing again. We are looking for a full-time-experienced Sales Associate who enjoys building professional relationships with our clientele while creating living spaces for them to enjoy.
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BURLINGTON Furniture COMPANY
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We are a small and unique company that promotes teamwork, an energized environment and opportunities for growth. Our Sales Associates are encouraged to work with our customers to determine their needs while providing excellent customer service during all aspects of the sale. We seek positive-minded employees with strong communication skills.
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We offer a competitive salary, health benefits, retirement and an attractive employee discount.
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Should you be interested in joining our company, please email your resume to CKelsey@burlingtonfuton.com or C. Kelsey, 388 Pine St., Burlington, 05401.
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Kestrel Health Information Inc., a Hinesburg-based medical publishing company, is growing and is seeking to expand our team:
MEDICAL DATA EDITOR
Develop and edit a growing line of medical product databases. The position will be accountable for content integrity in our databases and will be responsible for further developing the scope and structure of our data. 5:54:50 PM Must have superior copy-editing skills. Competitive pay and benefits.
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Library Circulation Assistant
Bachelor’s degree required. Background in health care or nursing preferred.
Can you optimize a website, network a printer and build a Send resumes to: jobs@kestrelhealthinfo.com custom app? Are you expert No phone calls, please. • Nonsmokers only. at finding your way around acres of spreadsheets? How about answering phones and prioritizing calls ranging from 3/22/10 3:49:14 PM customer service to corporate4t-Kestrel-032410.indd 1 executives? Interested in After-School Youth Worker analyzing companies in the needed for engaging 9-year-old boy. alternative energy field? Can you write your way out of Help make the difference in the life of a a pile of data to assemble bright, engaging, inquisitive and articulate groundbreaking articles? Do 9-year-old boy in need of an after-school youth worker. He enjoys hands-on you enjoy creative marketing activities, espeically Legos and Scrabble. Responsibilities would consist of campaigns? Of course I don’t working with this child at his home and in his local community to structure expect to find someone with his time with fun and engaging activities. The youth worker would need to be available 2 days a week during the after school hours and be able all these skills, but if you are to work with a team of professionals and the parents. Knowledge and adept at any of these tasks experience in working with youth are a plus. Compensation and mileage you could be a welcome reimbursement provided. Background check and transportation required. addition a growing financial A commitment of at least one year is ideal. newsletter. Part-time position may expand into full time. If you’ve ever thought about helping a youth in your community, now is the Pay commensurate with time. Please send your resume and cover letter to Judy Delage at experience. jdelage@caseyfamilyservices.org or Swiftwood Press LLC 82 Church St., Suite 303 Burlington, VT 05401 info@swiftwood.com
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Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Suite 1A, Winooski, VT 05404.
Casey Family Services is committed to improving the lives of at-risk children and to strengthening families and communities. To find out more about Casey Family Services, go to www.caseyfamilyservices.org.
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Part-time (15 hours/week), evening & weekend hours. Seeking responsible, committed individual to supervise library circulation services in Champlain’s dynamic library. Reporting to the Manager of Circulation Services, oversee the facility and circulation systems, carry out projects, and supervise student employees. A minimum of an associate’s degree with 2-4 years of recent customer service and management experience is required (or equivalent combination of experience and education). A bachelor’s degree is preferred. Must be able to provide demonstrated ability to work independently in a position of responsibility and be proficient with common office computer applications. The finalist must be able to work a flexible schedule. The successful candidate will have exceptional interpersonal and customer service skills, and a willingness and ability to manage projects and student employees. Submit a resume and cover letter online at www.champlain.edu/hr. The successful completion of a criminal background check is required as a condition of employment. Review of applications to begin immediately, position open until filled. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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Marketing Coordinator
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Ashgate Publishing, an international publisher of scholarly, professional and reference books, is seeking a dedicated and motivated team member to join our marketing department. The Marketing Coordinator will be responsible for producing marketing literature and direct mail promotions, determining title-specific marketing plans, providing eMarketing support, attending academic conferences as well as offering assistance to authors and the marketing department.
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This position requires excellent writing and communication skills along with a sharp eye for detail and design. Graphic design experience and a strong interest in scholarly publishing is required. Experience working with InDesign and the Microsoft Office Suite is necessary. Ashgate offers an excellent benefits package and a great working environment. To apply, please send a cover letter, resume and salary requirements to: Human Resources Ashgate Publishing Company Suite 420, 101 Cherry Street Burlington, VT 05401-4405 Fax: 802-865-7847 Ashgate Email: marketing@ashgate.com Ashgate is an Equal Opportunity Employer, M/F/D/V 5h-Ashgate032410-2.indd 1
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EatingWell Media Group is seeking a
JUNIOR PHP DEVELOPER
with Linux administration skills to assist in website feature development.
REQUIREMENTS: • 3+ years of development with PHP • 1+ years of experience with Drupal, WordPress, Joomla or comparable CMS development • Experience with PHP frameworks (Symfony, CakePHP, Zend, CodeIgniter, etc.) • Working knowledge of UNIX/Linux environments NOT NECESSARILY REQUIRED:
• MySQL skills • CSS skills • Worked on Drupal modules Local candidates only please. Must be within commuting distance of our offices in Charlotte, Vt., about 25 minutes south of Burlington on Route 7. We have a lively staff in a dog-friendly office near the Charlotte beach, and we are often pressed into service in the EatingWell Test Kitchen tasting new recipes. We work hard and also have fun! Please respond to jobs@eatingwell.com.
Ark Veterinary Hospital
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is seeking an experienced Veterinary Technician. We are looking for a team member with demonstrated great technical skills AND great people skills. Our staff has a huge role in educating our clients about pet health care and providing direct client service while bonding our clients to our practice. Our Veterinary Technicians are given many responsibilities to take full advantage of their training and experience. They administer and monitor anesthesia, place IV catheters, take radiographs, perform dental cleanings, and provide and coordinate all inpatient and surgical care. Ark encourages long-term employment and career growth, and provides excellent salaries, generous pet health care benefit, health insurance, paid vacation, and a great 401(k) benefit. If you are a hardworking team player and are curious to learn more, please email your letter of interest and resume to arkresumes@gmail.com. 9v-CompCompute032410.indd 1
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REACH PROGRAM ASSISTANT The Capital City of Montpelier is seeking an individual to serve as administrative support for a federally funded, innovative, community-based elder care program in central Vermont called REACH. Detailed job description and qualifications located on the Notices page at www.montpelier-vt.org.
Permanent part-time position includes telephone and in-person window ticket sales. Strong customer service and interpersonal skills required as well as accuracy and speed in data entry. Evening and weekend hours required in addition to some weekday availability. To apply, mail a cover letter and resume to: Flynn Center Box Office, Attn: Leeeza 153 Main St., Burlington, VT 05401. Email to lrobbins@flynncenter.org or complete an application at the Box Office Window. No phone calls, please. EOE
Montpelier is an equal opportunity employer.
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Burlington City Arts is seeking a highly motivated, enthusiastic and organized person to manage all administrative, educational and programming needs of BCA’s fine art studios, including clay and print studios.
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is looking for drivers with a clean driving record to drive nonCDL 26' straight trucks.
For more information or to apply, send resume, cover letter and job application to mwalker@ci.burlington.vt.us.
COTS is seeking a results-driven3/22/10 professional to lead our talented development team.
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COTS, a nonprofit organization nationally recognized as a model for innovative programs, provides emergency shelter, services and housing for Vermonters who are without homes or who are precariously housed.
Experience with home delivery required. Pay ranges between $100$115 per day. Must be able to pass drug and background check. (802) 338-9048
DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR The Development Director has the responsibility to create an annual development plan which ensures strategic revenue growth across all funding streams; to oversee and manage major fundraising events and grant writing; to design and implement a public education and media plan; and to lead and manage a creative development team.
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establishments, 7 days a week. Overall route management, supervising 2 drivers, 4 a.m. - noon, 5 days a week. Bread packaging, invoicing, delivery and maintenance.
The ideal candidate will have an interest in the arts, a strong work ethic, great people skills and an understanding of what it takes to run a small business. Candidates with a bachelor’s degree in arts administration, arts education or a related field preferred and a minimum of two year’s experience in an administrative, education or community-service setting are encouraged to apply. 30-hr./week position.
Career Coordinator
The Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf is seeking a creative and detail-oriented individual to manage a job readiness and training program for low-income Vermonters working to balance substance-abuse recovery with employment. Duties will focus on job development and program coordination as well as providing support for participants including skills training and mentoring. The Coordinator will work closely with state agencies, private training providers and businesses. Knowledge of Vermont’s existing job development resources and opportunities is a plus. You must be a strong people person, a positive team player, and be able to work independently; must have excellent oral and written communication skills, high energy and empathy, and the ability to maintain detailed, confidential records. Minimum of B.A. degree plus three years related work experience and strong computer skills required. $16-18/hr. based on experience. Excellent benefits. Full job description on our website at www.cvoeo.org. To apply, submit letter of interest, resume and 3 references to cefscareer@cvoeo.org. or mail to Attn: Career Coordinator Search Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf PO Box 1603 Burlington, VT 05402-1603
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Community Inclusion Facilitators
CCS is seeking individuals to provide inclusion supports to people with developmental disabilities. The following positions are available:
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Work one on one with an independent woman at her home and in the community, and an upbeat, active gentleman in the community and at his workplace. These individuals work best with male staff.
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Provide one-on-one supports to two active young men at their workplace and in the community to help them reach their goals. Please submit a letter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@ccs-vt.org.
Home Provider Opportunities CCS is looking for dedicated, active individuals or couples to support individuals with developmental disabilities in their homes. Compensation, paid vacation and respite is included. An active woman in her mid 20s is seeking a handicap-accessible home in a quiet location that is still close to the center of Chittenden County. She is involved in Special Olympics, loves art, horseback riding and spending time with friends. Her ideal situation would be an in-law apartment arrangement. A kind, humorous, nonverbal gentleman in his 40s is seeking a home with an outgoing person who enjoys being involved in the community and in social settings. Due to severe allergies, the home cannot have pets. This active individual loves music, walking and going to the library. Please contact Al Frugoli at afrugoli@ccs-vt.org or 802-655-0511 x108 for more details. Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Ave. Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-0511 Fax: (802) 655-5207 EOE 5v-ChampCommServ-032410.indd Vermont 1
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HEALTHCARE ADVOCATE VPIRG is looking for an exceptional advocate to join in our fight for high-quality, affordable health care for all Vermonters. This is the ideal position for an experienced advocate looking to take on a hot issue in a state that’s willing to lead. While specific health care policy experience is a plus, it’s critical that you have a proven track record of effective campaign planning and advocacy. Must have a passion for public interest issues and a sense of how to leverage grassroots activism to achieve legislative and policy change. This is a full-time, exempt position based in Montpelier. Requires 3+ years experience in public policy advocacy including campaign planning, message development and framing, coalition work and direct advocacy with leaders. Must be politically strategic, media savvy and possess strong writing and public-speaking skills. Health care policy experience a plus. A full job description is available on our website. Competitive salary; employer-paid health, dental and disability insurance; employer-matching IRA contributions; generous leave time. VPIRG is an equal opportunity employer. Submit cover letter, resume and writing sample via email only to: colleen@vpirg.org.
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is seeking a full-time PSYCHOTHERAPIST to provide individual and group psychotherapy to a small caseload of clients in a comprehensive mental health program serving young adults with dual-diagnosis. Must be able to work in a collaborative style with other members of a multidisciplinary treatment team; must have communication, relationship and clinical skills.
Vermont Information Technology Leaders, Inc. (VITL), a nonprofit organization that assists Vermont health care providers with health information technology, is looking for a person to work with Vermont physicians to help them adopt electronic health records systems, use electronic prescribing, and meet requirements for Qualifications: master's degree, federal incentives. The successful candidate will be outgoing, selflicense eligible and experience directed, and have a broad knowledge of the Vermont health care required. system including payers, hospitals and providers. An understanding Spruce Mountain Inn of EHRs and other health information technology solutions is 155 Towne Ave. highly desired. Primary responsibilities will include meeting with Plainfield, VT 05667 wberte@sprucemountaininn.com physicians and practice managers throughout the state to assess their technology readiness and needs, and providing them with information about VITL, its services and goals. This is a full-time 2v-SpruceMtn-031710.indd 1 3/15/10 10:55:00 AM position offering competitive salary and benefits. Extensive in-state travel required; a reliable vehicle and valid Vermont driver’s license are necessary. Mileage and other travel expenses reimbursed. VITL Maintenance will consider candidates who wish to work from a home office base within Vermont. Provider relations, practice management, or IT Seeking an experienced, experience is desirable. Bachelor's degree desirable. Email resume, cover letter and contact information for at least three references to responsible person to hr@vitl.net. No phone calls, please. independently perform
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Feline Cuisine « P.38 smell like fish are good. Things that barely smell: Who knows? Luckily for Kali, I have no more desire to experiment with homemade pet food. Not only did she shun my concoctions, but they took hours to make and ended up costing almost twice as much as her fancy store-bought food, which rings up at just under 50 cents per day for wet and dry. After I scraped the homemade wet food out of her bowl and replaced it with a wedge of Deep Water Fish, augmented with a heaping tablespoon of crunchy, stinky kibble, I swear I could hear her purring with relief. Anybody want some pâté?
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“I poured the wet food for Olive. She looked at me forlornly and conveyed, ‘How could you do this to me?’ So I poured the dry food. I don’t think she even recognized it as something edible. I think we might have found Olive’s diet secret … Wally wouldn’t try it, either. What can I say? I thought it looked good.”
“Tuna treats: Buddy looooooved them. But he loooooves all food. I think it’s because he was a stray and probably had to eat some pretty crappy stuff. Sturgis was a big fan. Pepper loved them. Bunny didn’t really care about them: gave them a sniff and walked away. She’s not a big eater, really. Stoli kinda licked one and didn’t eat it. He’s not a big foodie, either. “The beefy, veggie mix: Buddy would eat a bucketful. He had seconds. He’s a real fan of wet food of any variety, so it wasn’t too surprising. Sturgis ate it and seemed to enjoy it. Pepper ran over to it, which is saying a lot because she’s semiparalyzed. Bunny sniffed it a little and didn’t have any. Stoli remained napping on the bed.”
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“Molly, our black, fat cat, sniffed the tuna treats and gave them a courtesy lick, but wasn’t really interested. When I put an ice-cream-scoop size of wet food on a plate, she was interested. She sniffed and licked around its edges and then went for it and ate maybe eight to 10 bites … before leaving (about a normal snack for her). “Our other cat, a skinny gray named Tenbrooks, wasn’t interested in either … She’s a particularly finicky cat, so this is no commentary on the deliciousness of your cat food.”
“It appears my cats are creatures of habit. Or maybe they just really, really like their canned Wellness Chicken and Herring. They refused to eat the new wet food, and Minx and Rosie wouldn’t even eat Wellness that was on the same dish with it. (I offered yours alone first, then both together.) “However, Max, my older cat who has some experience outdoors, may be a more adventurous eater. He took a nibble of the wet food. He also seems to like the dry food, which is not surprising, because he’ll eat pretzels and anything else crunchy.”
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“Every time [Tito] comes into the house through his cat door … he makes a beeline for his kibble dish, which is always full. I mean, he’s running for it. This time, I switched out the Iams with the [homemade wet food]. He acted like it wasn’t even there, like he didn’t see it. Total denial … Next I tried the snacks. Put one in the palm of my hand. He smelled each of my fingers with curiosity but didn’t even smell the food. In his cat brain, it simply wasn’t there.”
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Following a two-hour Happy Hour version of café trivia fave Information Overload with Jen Dole, the night belongs to At Langdon Street Café, the geek shall inherit the Earth 1980s throwbacks Sputnik! The local New Wave supergroup features the mulBY DAN BO L L E S tidimensional musical talents of Noah Hahn, Sara Grace, Jay Ekis and Righ“Live long and prosper.” — Mr. Spock, fourth annual festival runs from Wednes- teous Babe — and real live g-g-g-girl — Star Trek day, March 24, to Wednesday, March 31, Anaïs Mitchell. and features an unprecedented level of “One ring to rule them all.” — J.R.R. shameless dorkery, from ongoing curi- SATURDAY, MARCH 27: Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings osities such as the Ms. Pac-Man tour- Hack the Planet nament, a display of “fictional maps,” a “Greetings, programs!” — Kevin Flynn, “Phone-tography” exhibit and an arcade- The main processor on the motherboard Tron game emulator, to various nightly con- that is Geek Week. The day begins with a game of Anarchist Soccer — soccer, certs, seminars and exhibitions. “Nerds!” — Fred “the Ogre” Palowakski, What follows is a general day-by-day minus all the pesky rules — on the StateRevenge of the Nerds primer on the week to come at LSC. It house lawn. Later, back at LSC, take is necessarily brief and not meant to be part in a variety of workshops including here are two types of people in comprehensive. And as such, it is inher- “Ethical Hackers” with Grep, “Hardware the world, geeks and, well, ev- ently non-geeky. Still, it should provide Hacking” with N0izMaker, “Tapeloops” 7:16:24 PM erybody else. And easy targets a solid starting point should you quest with Nick Painter and “Live Mapping” though the hopelessly nerdy to Mordor, er, Montpelier. Because, as with Shane Watt. may be, the world simply would not be they say at Geek Week, “Be there and Saturday is also the main event, muthe same without people like Steve Jobs be square.” sically speaking. Local laptop and vox or Bill Gates. Of course, that doesn’t electro-funk duo Toilet Bugz lead off. mean we can’t stuff Gates into a locker WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24: Next up is Butterfly Starpower, a local once in a while, or give Jobs the occa- Clique to Load punk trio fronted by a 6-year-old girl. sional swirly, right? Yes, really. James Kochalka Superstar Though the relationship between Opening ceremonies! Events include the follows, playing songs from his 2009 dweebs and “normal” folks is tradition- first round of the Ms. Pac-Man tourney, album Digital Elf, all of which were creally adversarial, the truth is that almost a Bananagrams tournament, the Hacker ated using an 8-bit Game Boy Advance everyone has an inner geek. For some Challenge and the unveiling of the Board video-game processor. folks, science-fiction movies, role-play- Game Shelf — a mammoth collection of The synth-pop fun continues as Aling games or other typical dorky pur- unusual board games on loan from the bany, N.Y.’s, Beware! the Other Head of suits stiffen up the ol’ pocket protector. Kellogg-Hubbard Library and available Science take the stage. Their hometown For others, the fetish could be music, to patrons all week. Rusty Belle’s Matt alt-rag Metroland recently equated the rotisserie baseball, rare automobiles or Lorentz celebrates the release of a new band’s angular electro-rock to “a can of wine. CD by his alter ego/one-man band The root beer, filled with Pop Rocks, poured This week, Montpeculiar’s capital Suitcase Junket. Later in the evening, down the pants of a hyperactive 7th of quirk, the Langdon Street Café, cel- dare to be stupid with the, um, circuit-ous grader.” Perennial regional algo-rock ebrates geekdom in all its many-splen- sounds of The Casio Project and 1950s favorites The Mathematicians close out dored varietals with Geek Week 4.0. The retro-rock revivalists The Born Readys. the night.
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1/2 LOUNGE: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series with Samara Lark (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: True School Wednesday with Nastee & DJ A-Dog, (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. FRANNY O’S: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Will Patton, Steve Blair & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LIFT: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. Beware! the Other Head of Science
SUNDAY, MARCH 28: Game On! Spend the day playing a variety of obscure board, role-playing and strategy games including Settlers of Catan, Tikal, Dominion, Agricola and Carcassonne. Spend the evening in awe of mentalist — and spoon bender! — Rory Raven. MONDAY, MARCH 29: School (Cool?) Night So you think you’re a geek? Meet John Cohn, IBM’s chief engineer and one of the most brilliant (and geekiest) minds on the planet. He will blind you with science. Perhaps literally… TUESDAY, MARCH 30: Capes, Tights and Slo-Mo Fights!
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RADIO BEAN: Steafan Hanvey (jazz), 5:30 p.m., Free. Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.
HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Serani, Mighty Mystic (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $25/29. AA.
RED SQUARE: Close to Nowhere (rock), 8 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.
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GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Geek Week: The Suitcase Junket (one-man band), 8 p.m., $5. The Casio Project (experimental), 9:30 p.m., Donations. Geek Week: The Born Readys (rock), 10 p.m., $5. SLIDE BROOK LODGE & TAVERN: Open Jam, 9 p.m., Free.
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NECTAR’S: Bluegrass Thursdays with Steel Rail Bluegrass (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free/$3. 18+. NIGHTCRAWLERS: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free.
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ON TAP: Bob Stannard Blues Band, 7 p.m., Free. PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Burgundy Thursdays with Joe Adler (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Jazz Sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony Santor Group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3.
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RED SQUARE: Selector Dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free. A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.
Geek Week’s closing ceremonies just happen to coincide with Langdon Street’s monthly local live electronica series Voltaic/Harmonic. This month’s installment features Ben Roy, I Feel Awesome and Stokely Diamantis.
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RED SQUARE PATIO: DJ Cre8 (house), 9 p.m., Free.
BEE’S KNEES: Marye Lobb (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free.
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FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. GREEN ROOM: DJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.
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CLUB METRONOME: Serani After Party (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3.
ON TAP: Pine Street Jazz (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.
CHARLIE O’S: Dave Keller (blues), 10 p.m., Free.
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OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Completely Stranded (improv comedy), 7:30 p.m., Free.
Still more D&D fun with Ben T. Matchstick — bring your own 12-sided die. Local hip-hop collective Boomslang drop some science, some knowledge and more than a few beats. Afterward, central VT favorites kuFui jumpstart your synapses. Typically a trio composed of guitarist Jay Ekis, drummer Andy Suits and bassist/composer Jesse Gile, for this special performance the group will feature a horn section to flesh out Gile’s already heady sonic concoctions. Faces will melt.
Geek Week 4.0 at the Langdon Street Café in Montpelier runs from Wednesday, March 24, to Wednesday, March 31. Various times and prices. Visit www.langdonstreetcafe.com or lscgeekweek.blogspot.com for more details.
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You know who is probably pretty psyched about the recent passage of the health care bill? The 31,999,999 people currently without access to health insurance who are about to get it. And Daryl Rabidoux. In June 2008, Rabidoux, a Burlington expat, was seriously injured in a car accident in his adopted home state of Rhode Island. Among the laundry list of maladies: two punctured lungs, several broken ribs, a torn liver, a fractured sternum, head trauma, a busted … well, you get the idea. Dude was in a bad way. [Total aside: a torn liver? Raise your hand if you knew that injury was even possible.] Like just about every young working musician I know — and I know a few — Rabidoux did not have health insurance. I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but apparently health care isn’t exactly cheap in this country. And it didn’t get any less expensive four months later when he suffered a stroke … while recovering from open-heart surgery … necessitated by complications from his original recovery. And you thought you were having a bad day? Flash to the present. Rabidoux is, all things considered, doing well. He’s back to work at his Providence-based recording studio Strangeways Recording. The onetime fixture of the Burlington scene is even playing music again, with a relatively new band called Deleted Arrows. In a recent email exchange, Rabidoux says that DA, while an instrumental group, is not really comparable to his last band, locally legendary post-prog outfit The Cancer Conspiracy. “This band is much
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more streamlined than Cancer Conspiracy,” he writes, adding that DA, which include original CC bassist Brent Frattini, is less proggy than his old band. “I personally want to sound like early Rye Coalition, without the vocals. Or Jesus Lizard.” Rabidoux adds that, since the stroke, he has lost sensation in his left hand. That’s presented challenges at his other job, waiting tables at a Providence brewpub, especially where hot plates are concerned. He refers to the appendage as his “superhero” hand — he recently slammed it in a car door and didn’t realize he had broken a finger. If the numbness has affected his playing, you’d be hard pressed to notice. The band’s debut EP, which is streaming on their MySpace page, sounds terrific — imagine Explosions in the Sky on an amphetamine-and-whiskey bender and you’re in the ballpark. And, who knows? With a revamped health care system, maybe he can get that pesky hand looked at… Through it all, Rabidoux seems to have maintained a level head and good spirits. Or, as he puts it, “I have the worst luck ever, but not bad enough to kill me. So I’ll take it!” Catch Deleted Arrows at The Monkey House in Winooski this Saturday with punk-legends-in-waiting Rough Francis and Husbands AKA/In Memory of Pluto offshoot Folk Heroes.
will also feature the incomparable talents of skins man about town — and 7D staffer — Steve Hadeka and the Cave Bees’ Creston Lea on bass. In a word: woo-hoo! And just what does the new band sound like? Parker was coy with details, but offered that Cloud Badge would be playing a few songs from his catalog, as well as some new material that falls under what he dubbed, at my behest, “Chrome-plated folk-rock garage blues songs and jams.” Well, OK, then. Find out just what the hell he means this Friday. And please report back, because I, um, will actually be out of town this weekend. Fellow Queen City acts The Sad Bastards and Maryse Smith open.
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Don’t shoot the messenger, but Burlington/ Texas-based psych-rock outfit The Cush are soon to be just Texas based. According to a source close to the band, they’ll be staying in the Lone Star State permanently after spending yet another winter there this year. It’s a small consolation, but the band does have a two-night farewell stint planned at (surprise!) The Monkey House on April 9 and 10. As more details become available, I’ll pass ’em along.
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along, you know I’m increasingly infatuated with. Let’s just say this show won’t do anything to weaken my mancrush. Nice work, guys. Speaking of crushes, I’ve recently found myself listening to a ton of WRUV 90.1 FM. I don’t listen to much terrestrial radio anymore, but I’m loving it lately. Anyway, the groovy UV station is throwing a benny show for itself at Nectar’s this Friday. Slated to appear are Nyiko Beguin, The Youngest Sun, Spirit Animal and a slew of WRUV DJs. Congrats to the United College Club, celebrating 10 years this Friday with a Latin Carnival at Red Square. Salsa ace DJ Raul spins tunes. Can we just take a moment to acknowledge the coolness of Heloise & the Savoir Faire playing at Parima, of all places, this Saturday? Last but not least, Radio Bean has been running a pair of nifty Friday residencies throughout March that I’ve been planning to mention in every issue this month. But they keep slipping through the cracks because, well, I can always mention them next week, right? But here we are at the end of the month and I’ve run out of “next weeks.” Anyway, this Friday, local songwriter Anna Pardenik takes the tiny café stage for a lateafternoon set. I haven’t been, because I think she may still be miffed at me for accidentally suggesting in a column a while back that her songs are depressing — which they’re not. But I hear her set is a lot of fun. And I know she’s a great performer. Following Pardenik Friday evening, Paddy Reagan takes the stage with a typically charming, ragtag crew calling themselves Torch Choir. Expect typically charming, ragtag indie-folk. m
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Count yours truly among those who were really, really happy about songwriter Anders Parker (Varnaline, Gob Iron) settling in Burlington last summer. His 2009 double album Skyscraper Crow was among my personal favorites of that year. But more than that, the mere idea that a songwriter of Parker’s caliber would be so accessible was/is thrilling. Of course, I have yet to actually see Parker play since he’s been here. But that’s entirely beside the point — he’s had just a handful of local shows since he arrived, and the one I had planned to catch was canceled last minute. So there. Anyway, at the end of the two-part interview we ran with Parker just prior to the double album’s release last fall, Parker hinted that once he had settled in he would “probably” start a local band. Well, guess what? This Friday at (surprise!) The Monkey House, Parker will unveil his brandspanking-new outfit, Cloud Badge. The trio
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Bee’S kneeS: Wiley Dobbs (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Donations. CLaire’S reStaurant & Bar: House Carpenters (old-time), 7:30 p.m., Free. the huB Pizzeria & PuB: Rudy Dauth (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Matterhorn: Ski Bum Prom (rock), 4:45 p.m., $5.
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(hip-pop), 9:30 p.m., $5. CharLie o’S: Pulse Prophets (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. guSto’S: The Complaints (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Langdon Street Café: Geek Week: Information Overload with Jen Dole (trivia), 6 p.m., $5. Geek Week: Sputnik! (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $10. the reServoir reStaurant & taP rooM: Rise Up Sound (reggae), 9:30 p.m., Free.
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City LiMitS: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. on the riSe Bakery: Open Jazz Session with Dan Silverman, 7:30 p.m., Free. two BrotherS tavern: Sparks (classic rock), 10 p.m., $3.
Jd’S PuB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3.
oLive ridLey’S: Karaoke with Ben Bright and Ashley Kollar, 6 p.m., Free. Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYCE (Top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free.
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Matterhorn: The Sugardaddies (rock), 8 p.m., $5.
oLive ridLey’S: Benjamin Bright (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Mero Factor (rock), 10 p.m., Free.
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BaCkStage PuB: Smokin’ Gun (rock), 9 p.m., Free. BLueBird tavern: Matt & Caroline (acoustic), 9 p.m., Free.
higher ground BaLLrooM: Coheed & Cambria, Earl Greyhound (prog rock), 8 p.m., $25. AA.
franny o’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.
JP’S PuB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.
neCtar’S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. WRUV Benefit with Nyiko Beguin, The Youngest Sun, Spirit Animal, WRUV DJs (rock), 9 p.m., $5. 18+.
Marriott harBor Lounge: The Trio featuring Paul Cassarino, Tracie Cassarino & Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.
raSPutin’S: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3.
Enjoy the movies both nights for just $15
the Monkey houSe: Deleted Arrows, Rough Francis, Folk Heroes (rock), 9 p.m., $5. neCtar’S: Waylon Speed CD Release, The Class Machine (rock), 9 p.m., $5. on taP: Creme de Blue (rock), 9 p.m., Free. PariMa Main Stage: Heloise & the Savoir Faire, Shepard’s Pie (pop), 9:30 p.m., $3.
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radio Bean: Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 5 p.m., Free. The Orphic Dream (folk rock), 7 p.m., Free. No Eye Contact (rock), 8:15 p.m., Free. Small Axe, Almighty Dollar (rock), 9:45 p.m., Free. raSPutin’S: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.
red Square Patio: DJ Stavros (house), 9 p.m., $3.
red Square: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free, Cal Ecker Band (rock), 9 p.m. $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.
rí rá iriSh PuB: DJ Johnny Utah (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.
rí rá iriSh PuB: The Complaints (rock), 10 p.m., Free.
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Saturday night: Canoe and Sea Kayak movies. Doors open at 6, movies start at 7pm. Billings - Ira Allen Lecture Hall 17 Colchester Ave, Burlington. $10/$8 students Get tickets at Canoe Imports!
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red Square: DJ Raul (salsa), 6 p.m., Free. Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 9 p.m., $3. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.
Saturday: Club Day at Canoe Imports. Join a club 10am - 2 pm and save 10% on boats and 20% on accessories (non-sale items only) open 10am - 6pm.
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radio Bean: Anna Pardenik & Friends (singersongwriters), 3 p.m., Free. Torch Choir (indie folk), 7 p.m., Free. Samantha Farrell (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free. Hell or High Water, Movers and Shakers, Jeff Rowe (rock), 10:15 p.m., Free.
Friday: Club Day at Canoe Imports. Members of GMC, NFCT, VPC, CKC, CTA and other clubs enjoy discounts 10am - 6pm.
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Muddy waterS: That Toga Band (electroacoustic), 8 p.m., Free.
PariMa aCouStiC Lounge: Samara Lark and Andrew Bedard (acoustic), 9 p.m., Free.
A two day celebration of paddling in Vermont!
higher ground BaLLrooM: Keller Williams (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., $20/23. AA. higher ground ShowCaSe Lounge: Spectacle of Sin 3: Amadis, Wings of Sin, DJ Jack Phoenix (metal), 8:30 p.m., $10/12. AA.
on taP: Cal Ecker Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
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green rooM: Envy with Phatrix and Friends (house), 10 p.m., Free.
the Monkey houSe: Cloud Badge, Sad Bastards, Maryse Smith (rock), 9 p.m., $5.
nightCrawLerS: General Lee (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
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Saturday: New Haven River Festival. White water race near Bristol, VT.
CLuB MetronoMe: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.
JP’S PuB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.
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Friday night: White water movies. Doors open at 6, movies start at 7pm. Billings - Ira Allen Lecture Hall 17 Colchester Ave, Burlington. $10/$8 students Get tickets at Canoe Imports!
MonoPoLe: ThreaTend (rock), 10 p.m., Free.
green rooM: DJ Francise (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.
higher ground ShowCaSe Lounge: Dead Sessions (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $10. AA.
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Bee’S kneeS: The Heckhounds (country-blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.
MonoPoLe downStairS: Gary Peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free.
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the drought is like a knife in my back,” he continues, as a stabbing one-note guitar line punctuates (punctures?) the lyric. Ekis returns earlier favors, appearing as Clark’s backing guitarist on the second track, “Stuck.” It is a driving little tune, even without drums, that casts Clark as (CROW ON TEN, CD) something of a poor man’s Bobby Bare Jr. — certainly not a bad thing. Here, he exhibits a For a modest chunk of the similarly lean lyrical prowess. last decade, few Burlington The beautiful ballad “West” is next. Ekis’ bands were as successful as Chuch. The sparse and dusty electric guitar work is the progenitors of “denim-fueled speed Friday, April 16th at 7:00 p.m. perfect companion to Clark’s searching Western” were consummate road warriors, Town Hall Theater lyrics and fractured vocal delivery. averaging scores of shows each year and $25 advance, $27 at the door Clark is a gifted player, which is traversing the country several times over. evidenced throughout, but particularly in At the time of their breakup in 2007, they “The trio, Chris Brubeck (Bass, Trombone, moments such as on the solo instrumental were on the precipice of mid-level national Piano & Vocals), Joel Brown (Guitar & “The Lake.” He possesses both a gift for renown. Vocals), and Peter “Madcat” Ruth, gripping melodic invention as well as In 2008, three-quarters of the band (Harmonica & Vocals) all come from immaculate technical ability. It is a rare reformed under the name Jesus Vanacho, diverse musical backgrounds, yet all of combination and a pleasure to experience. adding a keyboardist and second guitarist to them are experts in cross-pollinating Fans of latter-day folk-rocker the established core of vocalist and bassist several diverse forms, including blues, Joe Pug will likely enjoy the casual Noah Crowther, drummer Justin Crowther Seven Days rock, folk, and occasionally a bit of jazz.” straightforwardness of “Over on Me.” Clark and guitarist Chad Hammaker. Like their —All Music Guide 1/8th ad: again proves an efficient songwriter. namesake, JV was short lived. But the band 4.75 among x 2.72” horizontal “Two of Us” highlights Clark’s was popular Chuch loyalists. P.O. Box 684 Middlebury, VT 05753 e-mail: aftdark@sover.net DAN BOLLES playful side, despite the tune’s desperate With Georgia Overdrive, Hammaker and or 2.3 x 5.56 vertical www.afterdarkmusicseries.com melancholy. Twin guitar lines swirl airily the Crowther boys are back, this time as (802) 388-0216 around each other, introducing the song. Waylon3/10 Speed and with local songwriter Tickets on sale at: Tension builds slowly, allowing the listener and guitarist Kelly Ravin in tow. Once Main Street Stationery ample opportunity to savor the songwriter’s again, longtime fans should fi nd plenty Middlebury Inn or by mail. sneakily clever wordplay: “The old guy at to like. Equal parts Merle Haggard and (THUNDER RIDGE RECORDS, CD) the bar leaned back and said / ‘It’s always Motorhead, Waylon Speed fuel up at the If you’re a relatively savvy fan of local been about just the two of us.’ / He spoke to same backwater truck stop as the late, great 8v-afterdark032410.indd 1 3/12/10 12:06:23 PM music, you’ve probably heard Brian Clark. the mirror, he even raised his glass. / And in Chuch. The Calais-based guitarist a maudlin voice, ‘Here’s to Opener “Leave Me Blue” finds the boys has lent his considerable the two of us.’” in classic form. Hammaker, long one of the talents to numerous Brian Clark’s solo area’s more underrated axe men, shreds projects by such notable debut is impressive for fiery, twang-metal licks. Justin Crowther, central Vermont a variety of reasons: as always, is a paragon of metronomic songwriters as Jay Ekis solid songwriting, precision. But it is Noah Crowther, here and and Kris Gruen, among excellent instrumental throughout the record, who truly stands others. But with Solo performances, homespun out. The songwriter seems reinvigorated Duo Trio,, the longtime charm. But what is really and gives an inspired performance. sideman steps out from remarkable about the Before we go any further, let’s address the shadows and into record is the tactful the elephant in the room. It’s not fair to the spotlight himself. It’s humility he employs compare Waylon Speed to Chuch. It is an intimate and humble throughout. It’s almost equally unfair to compare Ravin to Chuch offering, and long overdue. as though the longtime co-front man and steel guitarist Matt Hayes. Friday, April 16th leads at 7:00 “Wishes” offp.m. with a meandering sideman takes a backseat to his own music. Still, the instinct is to do just that. And Town Hall Theater acoustic guitar line recalling the The result, of course, is a gripping collection really, how can you not? Hayes is the only $25 advance, $27 at the door Package) atmospheric Pink (No Moon-era guitar work of tunes that belongs on the shelf alongside missing piece of the original puzzle. But on of Nick Drake. Clark’s unadorned vocal any album he’s previously helped create. the disc’s second track, “Bobby’s Car,” Ravin performance is charming and understated. Solo Duo Trio is available at iTunes and puts his singular stamp on the proceedings. But fun...led don’t let by hisbassist, simplicity fool you.and “I pianist CD Baby. The veteran songwriter sounds self-assured “Triple Play was rollicking good trombonist DAN BOLLES got the ego to spend, telling you and muscular, his reedy a potent foil stolehaven’t Chrisdrawl Brubeck, the trio the show with its flair and virtuosity.” —Los what I did,” he sings plainly. “But then to Noah Crowther’sAngeles plainspoken Times delivery. “The trio, Chris Brubeck (Bass, Trombone, Piano & Vocals),
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Ravin and Hammaker also complement each other well as guitarists, nowhere more than on the instrumental “Running Colors.” The song shifts — and sometimes grinds — gears with alarming intensity. At the song’s metalicious breakdown, an unleashed Hammaker seems fully in his element. The album closes with “Stump,” a tune that perhaps embodies the evolution from Chuch to Waylon Speed, and all within the span of about two minutes. It is a smart, concise and slyly crafted punkabilly song. But the song — and the album, really — retains a certain playful grit, boasting that same blue-collar charm that once endeared Chuch to a legion of fans, and will likely do the same for Waylon Speed. Waylon Speed celebrate Georgia Overdrive with a release party at Nectar’s this Saturday.
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Band (blues), 9:30 p.m., $5. Charlie O’s: Brothers McCann (prog rock), 10 p.m., Free. Green Mountain Tavern: Mind Trap (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Gusto’s: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free. Langdon Street Café: Geek Week: Toilet Bugz (electro-funk), 5 p.m., $5. Geek Week: Butterfly Starpower (punk), 6 p.m., $5. Geek Week: James Kochalka Digital Elf (electro-pop), 7 p.m., $5. Geek Week: Beware! The Other Head of Science (electropop), 9 p.m., $5. Geek Week: The Mathematicians (indie rock), 11 p.m., $5. The Reservoir Restaurant & Tap Room: Seth Yacovone (blues), 9 p.m., Free. River Run Restaurant: The Motel Brothers (Americana), 6:30 p.m., $5 donation.
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City Limits: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. On the Rise Bakery: The Dave Keller Band (blues), 8:30 p.m., $8. Two Brothers Tavern: The Horse Traders (rock), 10 p.m., $3.
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Bee’s Knees: Open Mic, 7:30 p.m., Free. Matterhorn: Funk Collection (funk), 9 p.m., $5.
Going Global Fresh from an appearance at this year’s South by Southwest in Austin and riding a wave of critical acclaim for their new album, Fight Softly, New Zealand’s The Ruby Suns are poised to take over the world. Or at least tour it and maybe absorb a few dozen more influences along the way. The Sub Pop signees’ latest presents
Piecasso: Seth Yacovone (blues), 3 p.m., Free.
a swirling array of worldly sounds, from West African Tuareg music to Brazilian
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Olive Ridley’s: Ashley Kollar (acoustic), 6 p.m., Free.
becomes nearly indistinguishable. This Sunday, The Ruby Suns appear at The Monkey
Monopole: Eat, Sleep, Funk (funk), 10 p.m., Free.
Tabu Café and Nightclub: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.
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1/2 Lounge: Funhouse with DJs Rob Douglas, Moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free.
Higher Ground Showcase Lounge: The Budos Band (Afrobeat), 8 p.m., $12/14. AA. The Monkey House: The Ruby Suns, Toro y Moi, Paper Castles, DJ Disco Phantom (indie), 9 p.m., $10. 18+. Monty’s Old Brick Tavern: George Voland JAZZ: with Colin McCaffrey & Don Schrabner, 4 p.m., Free. Nectar’s: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free.
Rí Rá Irish Pub: Irish Session, 4 p.m., Free.
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Bee’s Knees: Open Irish Session, 3 p.m., Free. Larry Damon Jazz Ensemble (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations.
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Olive Ridley’s: Rockin’ Ridley’s Battle of the Bands (rock), 1 p.m., $5. 18+.
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1/2 Lounge: Heal-In Sessions with Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. Bistro Sauce: Whiskey Bullet with Bob Wagner, D. Davis and Friends (bluegrass), 6 p.m., $5 donation. Club Metronome: Open Mic Night with Mikey P of Elephantbear, 9 p.m., Free. The Monkey House: Tristan Barbireau & Seth Gallant (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., Free.
Free/$5. 18+. Radio Bean: Guagua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. Jamie Masefield & Doug Perkins (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. Red Square: Upsetta International with Super K (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.
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Charlie O's: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.
Nectar’s: Canyonero (honky-tonk), 9 p.m., Free.
Langdon Street Café: Geek Week: Boomslang (hip-hop), 7 p.m., $5. Geek Week: KuFui (electroacoustic), 9 p.m., $5.
Parima Main Stage: Jazzed Up Mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., Free (18+).
Main Street Grill and Bar: Dan Haley (rock), 7 p.m., Free.
Radio Bean: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. Red Square: Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.
Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern: Tattoo Tuesdays with Andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.
Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free.
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Ruben James: Why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.
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Langdon Street Café: Geek Week: School Night with Miss Wizard and John Cohn, 8 p.m., $5.
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Club Metronome: Bass Culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free. Lift: Karaoke … with a Twist, 9 p.m., Free.
Monty’s Old Brick Tavern: Open Mic Night, 6 p.m., Free. Nectar’s: Fat Baby, Scrambled Legs (jam), 9 p.m.,
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51 Main: Quizz Night (trivia), 7 p.m., Free. Two Brothers Tavern: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m.
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Bee's Knees: Old Dirty String Band (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Matterhorn: Toast Head (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
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Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 6357626. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Phat Kats Tavern, 101 Depot St., Lyndonville, 626-3064. Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394. Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100.
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1/2 Lounge: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series with Steve Hartmann (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Club Metronome: True School Wednesday with WED.31
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Gilligan’s Getaway, 7160 State Route 9, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-8050. Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-570-8888. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-324-2200. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-0666.
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The Monkey House: Hip-Hop Open Mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., Free.
Arvad’s Grill & Pub, 3 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-8973. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. The Center Bakery & Cafe, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury Center, 244-7500. Green mountain Tavern, 10 Keith Ave., Barre, 522-2935. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Hostel Tevere, 203 Powderhound Rd., Warren, 496-9222. L.A.C.E., 159 North Main St., Barre, 476-4276. The Lamb Abbey., 65 Pioneer Circle, Montpelier, 229-2200. Langdon Street Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Main St. Grill & Bar, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 4223035. Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. the reservoir restaurant & tap room, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202.
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Langdon Street Café: Geek Week: Game Con, noon, $5. Geek Week: Rory Raven (mentalist), 8 p.m., $5.
51 Main, 51 Main St., Middlebury, 388-8209. The Bristol Bakery, 16 Main St., Bristol, 453-3280. Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Dan’s Place, 31 Main Street, Bristol, 453-2774. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.
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Radio Bean: The Mohanty-Mallon Duet (jazz), 7:15 p.m., Free. Moses & the Electric Company (rock), 9 p.m., Free.
House in Winooski with South Carolina’s Toro y Moi and Burlington’s Paper Castles.
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Club Metronome: Hijack the Disco: “What’s on My iPod?” with Craig Mitchell (eclectic), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.
it is all filtered through a rosy electro-pop lens, to the point that each singular idiom
1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 242 Main St., Burlington, 862-2244. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752. Bistro Sauce, 97 Falls Rd., Shelburne, 985-2830. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. Brennan’s pub & Bistro, UVM Davis Center, 590 Main St., Burlington, 656-1204. City Sports Grille, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lift, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. The Living Room, 394 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monty’s Old Brick Tavern, 7921 Williston Rd., Williston, 316-4262. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067. On Tap, 4 Park St., Essex Junction, 878-3309. odd fellows hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 8650500.
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SAT.27 // SHEPARD’S PIE [ROCK]
And the Winner Is… How many local bands can say their lead
singer has won a Gay Adult Video News award? By our count, just one. SHEPARD’S PIE front man Joe Shepard, um, scored the 2008 GAYVN prize for “Best Nonsexual Performance”
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for his role in a porn film called The Intern. That Shepard has a flair for the dramatic is likely unsurprising to anyone who’s seen him perform as a keyboardist and backing dancer with Brooklyn’s HELOISE & THE SAVOIR FAIRE. But the professionally trained dancer really cuts loose with his own group, bringing a manic energy to his performances that recalls the heyday of the 1970s NYC punk scene. This Saturday, Shepard’s Pie make
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Nastee & DJ A-Dog, (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. FRANNY O'S: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Clutch, Danko Jones, Caverns (metal), 8 p.m., $25/28. AA.
MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. MIGUEL'S ON MAIN: Dawna Hammers (bossa and blues), 7 p.m., Free. NECTAR'S: Bob Wagner and Friends (blues), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.
RED SQUARE: Japhy Ryder (prog-rock), 8 p.m. Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.
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GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free.
RIVER RUN RESTAURANT: Trivia Night with Jen Dole, 6 p.m., Free. SLIDE BROOK LODGE & TAVERN: Open Jam, 9 p.m., Free.
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CITY LIMITS: Karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. ON THE RISE BAKERY: Doug Perkins & Michael Arnowitt (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.
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RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.
On Sale Friday @ 11am
LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Geek Week: Voltaic/ Harmonic with Ben Roy, I Feel Awesome and Stokely Diamantis (live electronica), 8 p.m., $5.
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LIFT: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.
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their Burlington debut, opening for old pals Heloise & the Savoir Faire at Parima.
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BEE'S KNEES: Acoustatonics (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Donations.
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MONOPOLE: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEY'S: Completely Stranded (improv comedy), 7:30 p.m., Free.
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Eight-thirty p.m. on March 27 marks this year’s Earth Hour, a designated lights-out period that gives people worldwide a chance to show their concern about climate change and energy. A timely week, then, for Dr. Helen Caldicott’s three nearby stops in as many days. The Australian-born activist and cofounder of Physicians for Social Responsibility has been fighting for solutions to nuclear and environmental crises for nearly 40 years. In her talk “In Our Backyard: The Health Risks of Nuclear Power,” Caldicott shares her message of citizen action, drawing connections to local issues such as the future of Vermont Yankee. “She definitely makes it specific to our situation in Vermont,” says Green Mountain Global Forum board member Marge Keough. “It’s a very important moment in our energy history.”
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Monday, March 29, 6 p.m., at McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College in Colchester; Tuesday, March 30, 7 p.m., at Big Picture Theater & Café in Waitsfield; and Wednesday, March 31, 4:30 p.m., at Filene Auditorium, Moore Hall, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Free. Info, 496-4566. www.gmgf.org
Tea Time Our state has no shortage of folk ensembles, but few of them can boast the longevity of The Woods Tea Company, or the flat-out talent. Formed in Burlington in 1981, the lively acoustic group added renowned songwriter and French Canadian clogger Patti Casey as its fourth full-time member in 2008. The Vermont native, who has been featured on VPR and “A Prairie Home Companion,” lends her “moody spell of poetic enticement” (as the Boston Herald says) to the musical mix. Sliding easily from bluegrass to old-time sea shanties to Celtic traditions, these feisty genre jumpers keep listeners on their toes. At almost three decades old, the band may be getting up there, but its ukulele-, pennywhistle- and bodhrán-laced harmonies are fresh as a daisy.
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THE WOODS TEA COMPANY Friday, March 26, 8 p.m., at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. $10. Info, 382-9222. www.townhalltheater.org
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ROTARY CLUB OF ESSEX: Rotarians help build goodwill as they organize service goals at weekly social meetings. Nonmembers are welcome to attend. The Essex, Essex, 12:10-1:30 p.m. $15 for members; free to drop in. Info, 233-3612.
education SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE: Families explore the hallways and in-session classrooms of this alternative elementary school. Preregister. The Schoolhouse, South Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 656-4164.
environment ‘BUTTON-UP VERMONT WORKSHOP’: Residents learn to reduce energy use and lower expenses through simple home improvements. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-8900, ext. 112. ‘ENVIRONMENTAL LITERACY FOR VERMONT’: Folks pipe up about community environmental projects in a public dialogue. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 353-9440, jen@ fourwindsinstitute.org.
‘SOLAR FINANCING MADE EASY’: Listeners warm to solar electric systems as reps from DC Energy Innovations break down their costs and power production. Burlington Electric Department’s Chris Burns simplifies the recently approved POWER program. Draker Solar Building, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 363-1474.
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Thursday, March 25, through Friday, March 26, 8 p.m., and Saturday, March 27, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m, at Mann Hall Gymnasium, UVM Trinity Campus in Burlington. $10. Info, 656-2295. www.uvm.edu/~music
BURNHAM KNITTERS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.
‘PROTECTION 101’: Vermont Federal Credit Union hosts a seminar on the basics of life, disability and long-term care insurance. Best Western Windjammer Inn & Conference Center, South Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 923-1176. RUSSIAN-ENGLISH EXCHANGE: Practitioners of the most widely spoken Slavic language expand their vocabulary. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.
film ‘A SINGLE MAN’: Small, fleeting moments are the center of attention in Tom Ford’s Oscar-nominated 2009 film about a man coping with the loss of his partner. Cinema 1. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600. ‘CONSUMING KIDS: THE COMMERCIALIZATION OF CHILDHOOD’: This 2008 film exposes the enormous enterprise devoted to turning American kids into buyers. Media literacy educator Suzie DeBrosse guides a follow-up discussion about youth marketing. Preregister. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12, pgraham@lakechamplainwaldorfschool.org. ‘DEAD GIRL WALKING’: This award-winning documentary details Marcy Brenner’s battle with breast cancer. Gifford Medical Center, Randolph, 6-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 728-2284. GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: This 13th annual screen-centric bash boasts more than 60 showings in 10 days. Visit www.greenmountain filmfestival.org for details. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Various locations, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 10:30 p.m. $7-8.50; some events are free. Info, 262-3456. ‘THE LAST STATION’: Michael Hoffman’s 2009 Oscar nominee, based on Vermonter Jay Parini’s biographical novel, centers on the turbulent marriage of Leo Tolstoy and the Countess Sofya. Cinema 2. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600. WED.24
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‘BASICS OF BOOK REPAIR’: Well-loved tomes with loose pages, tears and broken spines are tidied up in this workshop led by art conservation experts Rachel Penniman and Laura Brill. Bradford Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536, bradfordpubliclibrary@gmail.com.
‘MENDING MAMAS’: Moms sit and stitch, sharing current craft projects, stories and ideas. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417.
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With clay flowerpot drums, demonstrative props and video backdrops, the annual UVM dance show, Dancing Uphill, is no ordinary stage sequence. Students star in 11 original pieces, including two choreographed by seniors Meghan Burgess and Erin McGee. In her gutsy solo Quickie, which just nabbed top honors at an American College Dance Festival Association conference, Burgess maneuvers a broom-like form to explore the use of props, says artistic director Paul Besaw. To the Earth, Besaw’s own creation, artfully arranges six dancers in a praise of land set to creative percussion by D. Thomas Toner. Guest artists Selene Colburn, Tiffany Rhynard and Elizabeth Brody pitch in with their choreography, too. The students may be dancing uphill, but they’re already a step above.
‘LUNCH & LEARN’: Listeners soak up knowledge about the varieties, care and potting of African violets from landscape designer Dave Vachitis. Gardener’s Supply, Williston, noon -12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.
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ABRAHAM-HICKS STUDY GROUP: Believers in the law of attraction investigate, through discussion and group exercises, how your thoughts affect your life. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 383-8429.
ITALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.
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‘SMART ABOUT SOLAR’: Renewable energy experts cover the green benefits of grid-connected photovoltaics, as well as incentives for implementing sun-powered energy solutions in homes and businesses. Cafeteria. AllEarth Renewables, Williston, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9600, ext. 111.
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food & drink Easy appEtizErs: No need to sweat the small stuff; home chefs put together simple but tasty hors d’oeuvres, including sun-dried tomato and olive tapenade, and creamy goat cheese crostini. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-2569. LamoiLLE VaLLEy yEar-round FarmErs artisan markEt: Farmers and food producers fill Vermonters’ totes with local and organic dining options, including eggs, cider, seeds and cow cheeses. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261, FAMmanager@gmail.com.
kids aFtErschooL tutoring: First- through-sixth graders get a helping hand from college students on reading, math and science homework. Call for a time slot. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.
EastEr Bunny: The long-eared harbinger of spring takes visits at his treehouse in Center Court. University Mall, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.
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knitting cLuB: Little ones in third through sixth grades loop soft hats to be sent to the hospital for premature babies. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
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‘moVing & grooVing With christinE’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. 9/24/09 3:18:10 PM‘pEtEr thE music man’: Educator Peter Alsen lets
preschoolers try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.
prEschooL storytimE: Tots ages 3 to 5 read picture books, play with puppets and do math activities. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.
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‘tap that trEE’: Sweet-toothed little ones ages 3 to 5 discover the tricks of the maple sugaring trade. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206. ‘tEEns rEad’: Middle schoolers chat about the books that keep them flipping page after page. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
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‘What you don’t knoW aBout animaLs’: A Girl Scouts troop presents short skits about critter issues. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
music nitty gritty dirt Band: A SoCal-based quartet formed in 1966 gets down with country-rock songs such as “Buy for Me the Rain.” Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $28-32. Info, 476-8188.
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aLao kung Fu: Martial arts students focus on the form and technique of the Hung Gar style through vigorous conditioning workouts. Fair Haven Fitness, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $6. Info, 265-3470.
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con hogan: The coauthor of Gridlock: The Unhealthy Politics of Health Care in Vermont provides an overview of the current situation.
Noble Reading Room. Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 828-8589. daVid saLmELa: In a discussion of modern form, this architect stresses the importance of making structures significant to a place. Chaplin Hall Gallery. Norwich University, Northfield, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2931. Frank Bryan: Does Vermont have its own “genetic code,” distinguishing its residents from those of other states? A UVM poli-sci prof enlightens listeners in “Vermont as a Civil Society.” Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389, crv@uvm.edu. ‘Lunch & LEarn’ sEriEs: Kate Nugent, executive director of Winooski Coalition for a Safe and Peaceful Community, journeys to the past in “Renaissance Women Writers.” O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, noon -1 p.m. Free; lunch is included. Info, 655-1392, ext. 10. mark LaBarr: Just back from birdwatching in Mexico and Dominica, this conservation biologist at Audubon Vermont reports on his sightings. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. naomi tickLE: Do you wear your personality on your face? The author of What Makes People Tick and Why thinks so — and she’ll conduct some “face-readings” to prove it. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. physics coLLoquium: Middlebury College physics professor Noah Graham dives into “Casimir Forces From Scattering Theory.” Room 209, Votey Hall. University of Vermont, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2005. VisuaL prEsEntation & LEcturE: A PowerPoint show illuminates the Gnostic perspective on “The Christian Mystery of Initiation.” 6 Fairfield Hill Road, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706, vermont@ goldenrosycross.org.
theater ‘a WaLk in thE Woods’: Lee Blessing’s 1988 Tony award winner and Pulitzer Prize nominee puts a human face on Cold War confrontations, focusing on arms negotiations between an American and a Russian. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $25-58. Info, 296-7000, boxoffice@ northernstage.org. ‘shipWrEckEd!’: Louis de Rougemont’s adventures stranded off the coast of Australia in the late 1800s come to life in this production by Vermont Stage Company. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $24.30-32.50. Info, 863-5966.
words dinE & discuss potLuck sEriEs: Bibliophiles and foodies unite as they swap thoughts on Irina Ratushinskaya’s memoir, Grey is the Color of Hope, over shared Russian cuisine. Preregister. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘prophEtic odyssEy’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125. thE grEEn mountain spinnEry: Members of this cooperative producing high-quality, all-natural yarns introduce their new book, 99 Yarns and Counting, along with fiber samples. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.
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business NetworkiNg get-together: Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility members and the public increase their knowledge about eco-friendly, natural and sustainable principles. Preregister. Maple Landmark Woodcraft, Middlebury, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8347, info@vbsr.org. VermoNt VeNture Network: Networkers dig into a continental breakfast as Benjamin Adler of The Skinny Pancake shares the story of the start-up crêperie. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. $15 for nonmembers. Info, 658-7830.
community CommuNiCatioN SeCurity meetiNg: Folks express their desires for community media as Channel 17 prepares to negotiate a new contract with Comcast. Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1645, ext. 12 . ‘Neighborhood Night of SuCCeSS’: A community dinner and awards ceremony recognizes the positive contributions of Burlington residents and businesses. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7172. towN hall meetiNg: A community-oriented assembly addresses underage drinking and other town news. Milton Grange, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1009.
dance ‘daNCiNg uphill’: UVM faculty and students — including Paul Besaw, Clare Byrne and Gregory Ramos — showcase their original choreography. See calendar spotlight. Mann Hall Gymnasium, UVM Trinity Campus, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 656-2295.
education ‘blaCkboard JuNgle’ SympoSium: Higher ed professionals address classroom challenges and emerging approaches to teaching through presentations. Social justice activist Angela Davis keynotes. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $25 registration fee for conference; free for keynote speech. Info, 656-1107.
eNViroNmeNt & Climate ChaNge SerieS: Ecologist Amy Seidl, author of Early Spring, exposes the impact of climate change in her own backyard before a Q&A session. Light meal, 6 p.m.; presentation, 6:30 p.m. First Congregational Church, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5 donation includes soup and salad. Info, 862-5010.
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CommuNity CliNiC: A holistic health center’s naturopathic physicians and therapists offer a wide range of services. Walk-ins welcome, or call for an appointment. Vermont Integrative Medicine, Montpelier, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 229-2635.
kids afterSChool tutoriNg: See WED.24. dadS & kidS playgroup: Youngsters up to age 5 and their male grown-ups connect over a complimentary dinner and group playtime. Family Center of Washington County, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-3292, ext. 115, fcwcdads@yahoo.com. eaSter buNNy: See WED.24. ‘itty bitty publiC SkatiNg’: Preschoolers and their parents build up courage to conquer the ice as an instructor leads games and activities at this drop-in program. Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $6 per family; $1 skate rentals. Info, 865-7558. middle SChool book loVerS Club: Page turners share their favorite works in a group atmosphere. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. muSiC with peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. teeN Video gameS: Middle and high schoolers rock out to Guitar Hero, Rock Band and various other PS2 faves. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
music ‘CommuNity Shout’: Reggie Wilson of Fist & Heel Performance Group exposes the power of the voice in a sing-along workshop focusing on African tales and songs. Preregister. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. $20. Info, 652-4548. douglaS aNderSoN: A frequent theater director takes center stage for once in “Songs You Don’t Know,” set to piano accompaniment. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. $10. Info, 3829222. faCulty reCital: Diane Huling Reed, Lisa Jablow, Steve Blair and others wander from classical to jazz in original works and covers. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476, jscdibden.boxoffice@jsc.edu. molaSSeS Creek: This lively acoustic group from North Carolina has toted its spot-on instrumentals all over the country and onto “A Prairie Home Companion.” Vermont Independent School of the Arts, Sharon, 7-9 p.m. $5-10. Info, 234-6987.
tax aSSiStaNCe: Tax counselors straighten up financial affairs for low- and middle-income taxpayers. Kolvoord Room. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.
mad riVer meN’S rugby traiNiNg: Players of all ages and ability levels try to score the most points in a bout of this rough and rugged contact sport. Stowe Elementary School Gym, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 735-7774.
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‘a SiNgle maN’: See WED.24, 7 p.m. ‘Crude: the real priCe of oil’: Joe Berlinger’s documentary takes an in-depth look at the effects of toxic oil waste in the Amazon basin. A group discussion follows. Wainer Learning Center. Hinesburg Community School, Hinesburg, 7-9:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 540-661-2216.
ted Sider: A professor from New York University looks into the ultimate nature of reality in “Metaphysics and the Real World.” Room 338, Waterman Memorial Lounge. University of Vermont, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4042.
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the ameriCaN magiC-laNterN theater: Costumed actors dramatize color slides from the Victorian era, inspiring audience sing-alongs. Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 9:45 a.m. & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 518564-3095. theater auditioNS: Male actors display their improv skills to land a role as a lounge lizard in the Spirit of Ethan Allen III’s summer murder-mystery series. WCAX Channel 3, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free; call for time slot; send in résumé and headshot in advance. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11, samsonproduc tionsvt@gmail.com.
words ChriS bohJaliaN: The Vermont author of Secrets of Eden and 12 other novels reads excerpts from his latest writing. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. daVid dobbS: In an overview of his latest book, The Orchid and the Dandelion, this writer explores the “orchid-dandelion hypothesis,” which provides an explanation for certain risk genes and adaptive responses. Room 101, Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4:15 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. dr. JaN maher: This adjunct lecturer in Gender and Women’s Studies shares excerpts from her documentary play, Most Dangerous Women. Cardinal Lounge. Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 12:30-1:45 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.
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miChael haStiNgS: Now a Vermont resident, Newsweek’s former war correspondent shares tales from overseas in I Lost My Love in Baghdad: A Modern War Story. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6:30 p.m. an evening of1 hope & healing with Free. Info, 872-7111. 8v-VTfish&wildlife021710.indd 2/12/10 4:12:09 PM ted CoNoVer: This author explores six significant paths in a reading from his latest book, The Routes of Man: How Roads Are Changing the World and the Way We Live. Vermont Bookshop, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2061.
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argeNtiNeaN taNgo: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ballroom daNCe SoCial: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269. CoNtra daNCe party: Young Tradition Vermont presides over a five-hour flurry of square and contra dancing. Pete Sutherland, Jim Burns and Matching Orange play the music, and Will Mentor and the Mad Robins call the steps. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-11:59 p.m. $5-10; free for St. Michael’s students. Info, 999-9357. daNCe workShop: Reggie Wilson of Fist & Heel Performance Group and Andréya Ouamba of Compagnie 1er Temps break down the rhythms of African, Caribbean and African American movement. Preregister. Flynn Studios, Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $20. Info, 652-4548. ‘daNCiNg uphill’: See THU.25.
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dr. JoSeph burke: The former chairman of the Miner Institute and author of William H. Miner: The Man and the Myth discusses the North Country legend. Lake Champlain Basin Program Office, Grand Isle, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3213.
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film ‘Crude: the reaL PriCe of oiL’: See THU.25. green mountain fiLm festivaL: See WED.24, noon - midnight. ‘mediterraneo’: This Italian escapist comedy, winner of the 1992 Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film, presents the adventures of eight soldiers sent to guard a Greek island during World War II. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869. reeL PaddLing fiLm festivaL: More than 20 shorts make a splash in a showcase of the year’s best whitewater paddling films. Ira Allen Lecture Hall. Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 5-11 p.m. Free. Info, 412-600-4840.
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‘the Private Lives of PiPPa Lee’: A wife questions her picture-perfect façade when her much older husband relocates them to a retirement community. Cinema 2. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.
You can You can You can You can ‘youth in revoLt’: A good boy (played by Michael Cera) turns bad to win the girl in this quirky teenworld see the world Life’s short. Get it right. seesee thethe world age tale of first love. Cinema 1. Catamount Arts see the world Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600. from here. from here. from here. food & drink from here. 12/14/09 4:26:11 PM
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music a CaPPeLLa Benefit show: The Top Cats, Cat’s Meow and Hit Paws perform purr-fect vocals to support Reason2Smile. B300, Billings North Lounge. University of Vermont, Burlington, 8-11:45 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 656-2005. Jam session: Musicians tune up their skills in an open practice period. Senior Citizens’ Center, Brandon, 7 p.m. $1.50 donation. Info, 247-3121. marty Powers: A jazz musician greets listeners with smooth sounds. The Block Gallery, Winooski, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 978-844-1867. musiC night: Artist John Daly kicks off an evening of original acoustic guitar. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189. snoe.down festivaL: Prog-rock band moe. headline a three-day music extravaganza, also featuring acts by Sharon Jones, Lynch, Assembly of Dust and others. Killington Grand Resort Hotel and Rutland’s Spartan Arena. 12:30 - midnight. $45 per day. Info, 863-5966. stowe Land Jam: The Sugardaddies play sweet notes, with guest appearances by Mike Colbourn, Jay Pierce and others, at this benefit for the Stowe Land Trust. A silent auction and drinks round out the affair. Matterhorn, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10 donation. Info, 253-7221. the gLeBe Land Coffeehouse: Following a theme of “Immigrants: Our Journey Into a New World,” musicians contribute their acoustic creations to this open mic night. First Unitarian Church, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 658-4747, bhaas@viscc.com. the woods tea ComPany: An eclectic mix of bluegrass beats, Celtic choruses and sea shanties takes listeners all over the map. See calendar spotlight. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 382-9222.
talks emma rosi-marChaLL: In “Crop Residues and Stream Carbon Budgets,” this speaker from the Cary Institute of Ecosystems Studies considers the ecological importance of allochthonous carbon in Midwestern agricultural streams. Room 411. Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 12:45-1:45 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2630. John dumviLLe: The Vermont Historic Sites Operation Chief brings listeners back to “The 1780 Royalton Raid” in an informative lecture. Tunbridge Public Library, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 889-3373.
theater ‘a waLk in the woods’: See WED.24, 7:30 p.m. ‘harvey’: See THU.25. ‘JosePh and the amazing teChniCoLor dreamBoat’: The MMU high school theater department puts on Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice’s pop-opera musical about the biblical story of Joseph. Jane Stickney Auditorium. Mount Mansfield Union High School, Jericho, 7:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 879-3344. ‘shiPwreCked!’: See WED.24. ‘tweLfth night’: Local actors of Shakespeare in the Hills present the Bard’s classic comedy of mistaken identities in the wake of a shipwreck. Haybarn Theater, Goddard College, Plainfield, 7:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 223-3599.
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Ted Conover: This author explores six significant paths in a reading from his latest book, The Routes of Man: How Roads Are Changing the World and the Way We Live. Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2061.
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roAd To deTroiT: U.S. SoCiAl ForUm ConCerT & KiCK-oFF PArTy: Live music by Julie Winn, Joe Adler and Secret Heliotropes builds enthusiasm for the upcoming national grassroots gathering, which will address economic, social and ecological problems. Vermont Workers’ Center, Burlington, 7-11 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 861-4892.
art UKrAiniAn egg demo: Artist Theresa Somerset creates decorative pysanky using molten wax and dyes. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6458.
dance ‘80S FlAShbACK dAnCe PArTy: Decades-old new wave, post-punk and teen pop styles by Tony’s Mobile Sound Show draw folks to the dance floor at this benefit for HOPE, a poverty relief agency. VFW Hall, Middlebury, 8-11:59 p.m. $10. Info, 388-3608. brideSmAidS’ bAll: Who says you’ll never wear that dress again? Folks dust off formal wear for this dance benefit for Mobius, the Mentoring Movement. Music by Left Eye Jump and a silent auction add to the fun. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. $25. Info, 658-1888. briSTol ConTrA dAnCe: Will Mentor coordinates folks in soft-soled shoes, and Pete Sutherland and friends keep the beat. Proceeds benefit the 27th annual Champlain Valley Folk Festival. Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 453-4613. ‘dAnCing UPhill’: See THU.25, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.
Swing dAnCe: Guest DJs serve syncopated beats for 1940s- and 1950s-style partner dancing, after a free half-hour lesson. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $8. Info, 8648382.
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‘AwAKening The dreAmer’ SymPoSiUm: Monadnock Pachamama Alliance members Katy Locke and Steve Chase lead a daylong workshop fostering creative community responses for sustainability and social justice. The Woodstock Inn & Resort, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $25 donation. Info, 457-2911. eCoSew worKShoP: ‘leT’S mAKe PoTholderS!’: Crafters fashion posh oven mitts from secondhand supplies. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $25 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417. FrenCh roUndTAble: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.
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‘orgAnizing yoUr geneAlogy’: The VermontFrench Canadian Genealogical Society helps people sleuth for their roots. Dupont Building. Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 10:30 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 846-7897. PhP USerS meeTing: Web developers of all levels delve into coding and clientele queries at this drop-in “hackathon.” Found Line, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 383-4737. PedeSTriAn/biCyCliST SUmmiT: Travelers get tips on ditching the car in workshops on Local Motion’s Trail Finder and geocaching, and from a speech by Mary Collins, author of American Idle: A Journey Through Our Sedentary Culture. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8:30 a.m. - 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4071, ext. 14.
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‘The good dAnCe: dAKAr/brooKlyn’: Choreographers Reggie Wilson and Andréya Ouamba thread together African, Caribbean and African American movements to draw parallels between the Mississippi and Congo river cultures. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $28-39. Info, 863-5966.
‘eArTh hoUr 2010’: As people around the world unite to conserve power by turning off their lights for 60 minutes, folks view a candlelit version of Kathryn Blume’s climate-themed play Flight and hear songs by Rebecca Padula. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10 donation. Info, 862-5630.
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fairs & festivals Festival of Quilts: Upwards of 100 traditional, contemporary, pieced and appliquéd covers elicit ohhs and ahhs. Antique patchwork and demonstrations make this a stitchin’ good time. College of St. Joseph, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $6. Info, 273-3064, mlqshow2010@yahoo.com.
film Green Mountain Film Festival: See WED.24, 9:30 a.m. - midnight. Reel Paddling Film Festival: See FRI.26. ‘The Private Lives of Pippa Lee’: See FRI.26, 1:30 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 p.m. ‘Ultimate Fighting Championship 111: StPierre vs. Hardy’: Welterweight opponents face off in a live broadcast from New Jersey’s Prudential Center. Heavyweight champs Frank Mir and Shane Carwin also do battle. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 10 p.m. $20. Info, 660-9300. Women’s Film Festival: Twenty-five documentaries and feature films made mainly by women from all over the world share compelling stories about females over the course of this 22-day screen attraction. Various locations, Brattleboro, 6-10 p.m. Various prices and showtimes; visit www.wom ensfilmfestival.org for details. Info, 257-0098. ‘Youth in Revolt’: See FRI.26, 1:30 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 p.m.
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Rutland Winter Farmers Market: Wintertime produce joins handcrafted soaps, wood creations and other novelties at this weekly local bazaar. Old Strand Theater, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 438-9803. Spring Wine Tasting: Connoisseurs of vintage drinks savor samples, as well entertainment by storyteller René Pellerin, Michael Arnowitt, Paul Asbell and others. An auction benefits VSA Arts of Vermont. Shelburne Vineyard, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 655-7772, judy@vsavt.org. Sugar on Snow: Hardened maple syrup edibles usher in spring at an outdoor party. Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, noon -4 p.m. $4; free to watch. Info, 985-5054. Sugar on Snow Party: Visitors are in for a sweet weekend of maple syrup production discovery and tasty treats. Sugarhouse. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 434-3068. Sugar-Makers’ Open House: Maple-sugaring operations throughout the town welcome visitors to observe boiling and sample this year’s crop. Call for specific locations. See calendar spotlight. Various locations, Huntington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5812.
health & fitness Intro to Pilates: Folks fine tune their alignment, core strength and flexibility utilizing a Reformer. Preregister. Natural Bodies Pilates, Colchester, 11:15 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 863-3369. Pilates Mat Class: Core muscles get a lowimpact workout to ensure good balance and spinal support. South End Studio, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $10. Info, 598-2469.
Greek Pastry Sale & Dinner: Break out the baklava and pass the dolmades! Home-baked treats crown this daylong, sit-down-or-take-out meal. Sale, 10 a.m.; dinner, 11 a.m. - 7 p.m. Greek Orthodox Church Community Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 7 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 862-2155.
Vermont Healers Spring Expo: Chair massages, workshops and wellness products from more than 30 vendors join informative speeches on the future of health care in Vermont. Gymnasium. Vermont College, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free admission; $5 per workshop. Info, 598-9206.
Intro to Beer Brewing: From grain to glass, instructors Rachel Schattman and Justin Sauerwein lead a comprehensive how-to on brown ale. 24 1/2 Saint Louis Street, Burlington, noon -4 p.m. $5. Info, 999-2768.
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‘Junior Iron Chef Vermont’ Competition: Middle- and high-school teams battle it out for cafeteria supremacy, while spectators enjoy cooking demos, an intro to local farmers and plenty of nosh. Blue Ribbon Pavilion. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $3-5; free for tots under 3. Info, 434-4122.
‘Eggstravaganza’: Springtime revelers scavenge for more than 10,000 plastic eggs before convening for cookie- and eggdecorating activities, and sightings of the “Egg Hunt Bunny.” Oakledge Park, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0123.
Localvore Dinner & Live Music: Sterling Quarters make the melodies at a sup composed of braised short ribs, baked potatoes with herbed yogurt sauce and sugar on snow with homemade donuts. Banquet Hall. Applecheek Farm, Hyde Park, 5:30-9 p.m. $13-26. Info, 888-9407, jdccatering@ yahoo.com. ‘Maple Magic’: Participating downtown businesses offer visitors a tasty maple treat. Various locations, Bristol, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 453-7378. Maple Open House Weekend: Sap lovers see the sugarhouse in action, help tap the tree and savor sugar on snow. Shelburne Farms, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8686. Middlebury Winter Farmers Market: Area growers, cheesemakers, bakers and craftspeople collaborate to offer year-round “eat local” options. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-1436. Pancake Breakfast: Short stacks fresh off the griddle, smothered in maple syrup, support the Shelburne Explorers 4-H Club. Shelburne Farms, 9 a.m. - noon. $4-8. Info, 985-8686. Pancake Breakfast Benefit: Sausage and fruit settle in alongside stacked ‘cakes at a benefit for Huntington Boy Scout Troop 645. Community Church, Huntington, 8-11 a.m. $2.50-5. Info, 434-5812.
school Tutoring: See “Afterschool Tutoring” on WED.24, 9 a.m. Easter Bunny: See WED.24.
Needle Felting Workshop: Imaginative pictures spring to life as instructor Dana Karuza-Tulp teaches stitching techniques. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 10-11:30 a.m. $20; $3 materials fee. Info, 748-2600, ext. 106. ‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Saturday Stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.
music Alana Shaw & Waves of Adrenaline: A songwriting and guitar team serenade listeners with original tunes. The Block Gallery, Winooski, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 978-844-1867. Burlington Chamber Orchestra & Bella Voce: Soprano Shyla Nelson gives voice to Mozart’s
concert arias, and later joins mezzosoprano Evelyn Kwanza and a female choir in Vivaldi’s Gloria. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. $8-25. Info, 863-5966. Erica Dreisbach: A guitar, ukulele and accordion player adds sultry vocals to original songs. Cabaret Room. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 748-2600. Snoe.down Festival: See FRI.26. Social Band: A lively band of singers presents a collection of choral pieces old and new in “Arrayed in Living Green: Songs of Death and Rebirth.” Richmond Free Library, 7:30 p.m. $10-15 donation. Info, 658-8488. Susie Burke & Dave Surette: Guitar, mandolin and bouzouki instrumentals meld into roots, swing, country and ballad arrangements. Walkover Gallery & Listening Room, Bristol, 7 p.m. $15-20. Info, 4533188.
sport Alao Kung Fu: See WED.24, 11 a.m. - 1:15 p.m. ‘Blast From the Past’: Forget the half-pipe; skiers engage in an intense, head-to-head dual-format race. Registration, 7:30-9 a.m.; qualifiers, 9:30 a.m.; elimination rounds, noon. Smugglers’ Notch Resort, Jeffersonville, 9:30 a.m. $35 race entry includes barbecue; $20 for barbecue and to watch. Info, 6441177, director@snscvt.com.
talks ‘Meet the Scientist: Brain Awareness’: Biology professor Dr. Rona Delay uses a jelly bean test to explain the role of scent, and how neurons translate the world into a language the mind can understand. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. & 1 p.m. Regular admission, $7.50-9.50. Info, 877-324-6386.
theater ‘A Walk in the Woods’: See WED.24. Christopher McBride: A sleight-of-hand magician pulls tricks out of thin air at this benefit for the Make-A-Wish Foundation of Vermont. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. $21.75. Info, 863-5966. ‘Harvey’: See THU.25. ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamboat’: See FRI.26. Met Live in HD: Catamount Arts Center: Simon Keenlyside stars in the high-def broadcast of the Metropolitan Opera’s production of Ambroise Thomas’ dark opera Hamlet. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1 p.m. $20-22. Info, 748-2600. Met Live in HD: Loew Auditorium: See above listing. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 1 p.m. $25. Info, 603-6462422. Met Live in HD: Palace 9: See above listing. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 1 p.m. $20-24. Info, 660-9300. Met Live in HD: Town Hall Theater: See above listing. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 1 p.m. $1022. Info, 382-9222. ‘Shipwrecked!’: See WED.24, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘Twelfth Night’: See FRI.26.
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English Dance Series: Caller Chris Levy organizes feet in soft-soled shoes to live tunes by Trip to Norwich. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $4-7. Info, 785-4121. Israeli Dance: Movers bring clean, soft-soled shoes and learn traditional circle or line dances. Partners not required. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. $2; free to first-timers. Info, 888-5706.
etc. Antiques Market: Treasure hunters find bargains galore. Early buying begins at 7:30 a.m.; regular admission is 9 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Elks Club, Montpelier, 7:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $2-5. Info, 751-6138. Burlington Area Scrabble Club: Triple-lettersquare seekers spell out winning words. New players welcome. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558. Chess Club: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. High Tea & Reading: At an Algonquin Round Table-themed gathering, WordStage Vermont’s Tim Tavcar reads works by members of “The Vicious Circle” over elegant savory and sweet snacks. Preregister. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 4 p.m. $20. Info, 828-8743. Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament: Charitable gamers put on their poker faces to support the Vergennes Lions Club and the Vergennes American Legion. American Legion Post 14, Vergennes, 1 p.m. $50 buy-in; cash bar. Info, 870-7070. WOKO Flea Market: Feeling thrifty? Bargain hunters lose themselves in a sprawling indoor tag and collectibles sale. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. $2-3; free for ages 12 and under. Info, 878-5545.
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film ‘A Life Apart: Hasidism in America’: Shot over the span of seven years, this documentary studies the Eastern European Orthodox Jewish community in New York City. A potluck dinner follows. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4097. Green Mountain Film Festival: See WED.24, 9:30 a.m. - 10:15 p.m. ‘The Legend of Suriyothai’: Chatrichalerm Yukol’s 2001 epic tells of Queen Suriyothai’s sacrifices for her kingdom in the Burmese–Siamese War of 1548. North End Studio, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 863-6713. ‘The Private Lives of Pippa Lee’: See FRI.26. ‘Youth in Revolt’: See FRI.26.
food & drink Annual Sugar on Snow Party: Frosty sweets spark a springtime celebration, with kids’ activities, a “History of Maple Sugaring in Milton” exhibit and maple recipes to boot. Milton Grange, Milton, 1-4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 893-7387, miltonhis torical@yahoo.com. Burlington Cohousing Potluck: Community members bring a dish to share as they meet,
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health & fitness poWer yoga: Yogis execute sun salutations and backbends to build strength, balance and flexibility. The Confluence, Montpelier, 8 a.m. $12. Info, 578-2994.
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‘a Walk in tHe Woods’: See WED.24, 5 p.m. auditions for ‘tHe ligHt in tHe piazza’: Musically talented thespians strive for a role in Stowe Theatre Guild’s fall show, centering on the romance between an American woman and a handsome Florentine. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 1:30 p.m. Free; schedule time slot in advance. Info, 253-3961, eroglikj@comcast.net. ‘JosepH and tHe aMazing teCHniColor dreaMBoat’: See FRI.26, 2 p.m. ‘loVe letters’: Cathy Walsh and Tim Barden star in A.R. Gurney’s Pulitzer Prize-nominated drama following a bittersweet, 50-year relationship. Proceeds benefit Town Hall Theater. Private home, Middlebury, 4 p.m. $25; call for tickets and location. Info, 382-9222.
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‘spring Cleansing’: Ready to wash your hands of winter? Herbalist Guido Masé introduces herbs for detoxification and increased energy. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.
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Spring Job Fair: Crisp résumés exchange hands as college students, alumni and community members meet more than 50 possible employers. Argosy Gym. IDX Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 1:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2720. Tax Assistance: See THU.25. ‘The Herbalist Hour’: Herbalist Alyssa Doolittle of Mayflower Herb Farm resolves queries about all things green. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 3:45-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.
film ‘A Shot in the Dark’: Comical Inspector Jacques Clouseau is on the case when a maid is suspected of murdering her lover in Blake Edwards’ 1964 Pink Panther installment. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘Being Jewish in France’: Yves Jeuland’s 2007 documentary explores Jewish perspectives throughout French history. Room 101. Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘The Private Lives of Pippa Lee’: See FRI.26. ‘Youth in Revolt’: See FRI.26.
health & fitness Dr. Stephen Brandon: The wellness consultant and chiropractic physician teaches the tools to ditch debilitating stress and stay well. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.
kids Afterschool Tutoring: See WED.24, 3 p.m. Creative Mondays: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Easter Bunny: See WED.24. Music with Peter: See THU.25, 10:45 a.m.
‘Stories With Megan’: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
Dr. Helen Caldicott: The cofounder of Physicians for Social Responsibility details efforts to remedy the world’s nuclear and environmental crises and introduces her latest book, If You Love This Planet. See calendar spotlight. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. Dr. Patricia Heberer: In “German Medicine and Nazi Crimes,” the senior historian of the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum addresses the role medical professionals played in “euthanasia programs” and more. Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095. ‘Social Networking, Explained!’: A panel of teens solve the mysteries of Facebook, MySpace, Twitter and more for those just hopping on the bandwagon. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.
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environment Green Drinks: Activists and professionals for a cleaner environment raise a glass over networking and discussion. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7999.
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2010 Diversity Conference: Dr. Dorothy Williams, former director of multicultural affairs at St. Michael’s College, and Bedford Police Chief James Hicks speak at this daylong exploration of diversity and inclusion in the workplace. Hilton
‘The Black Eyed Peas: The E.N.D. World Tour’: Boom boom pow! Exclusive backstage footage precedes a live broadcast of a concert by the Los Angeles-based hip-hop group. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 10:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 660-9300. ‘The Private Lives of Pippa Lee’: See FRI.26. ‘Youth in Revolt’: See FRI.26.
health & fitness Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.
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Don Piper: Allegedly back from the dead, the author of 90 Minutes in Heaven reveals the impact of dying on his life. Barre Opera House, 7-9 p.m. $1520. Info, 476-8188. Dr. Helen Caldicott: The cofounder of Physicians for Social Responsibility details efforts to remedy the world’s nuclear and environmental crises and introduces her latest book, If You Love This Planet. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4566. Dr. Kristin Juel: An authority on modern languages is all over the map in a talk about “Chess, Love and the Rhetoric of Distraction in Medieval French Narrative.” Farrell Room. St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon Free. Info, 654-2536.
theater ‘A Walk in the Woods’: See WED.24.
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Monologue Night: Area actors network through an evening of short performances. Sign up in advance for a time slot onstage. Radio Bean, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 720-982-6073, todd.c.townsend@gmail.com.
Western-Style Square Dance: This South Texan style of dance provides group exercise through a rotation of couples-based steps. Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $4. Info, 9852012 or 878-2485.
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Behind-the-Scenes Discussion: ‘La Malasangre’: Cast and crew members join director Claudio Medeiros in a chat about their upcoming production of Griselda Gambaro’s play. Seeler Studio Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 12:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 443-3168.
Easter Bunny: See WED.24.
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Percussion Workshop: Zakir Hussain and other renowned musicians teach technique at this jam session. Preregister. Hoehl Studio Lab, Flynn Center, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. $15. Info, 652-4548.
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French Class: Downtown retail and hospitality employees learn to establish a rapport with visitors by saying bonjour at this seminar on “Meeting, Greeting and Creating a Conversation.” Room A-304. Edmunds Middle School, Burlington, 6:157:45 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.
Improv Class: Students increase their laughter capacity through on-the-cuff exercises, including nonscripted monologues, duos and games. Bluewater Center, Shelburne, 8-9:15 p.m. $24. Info, 370-1738 or 524-5781.
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Champlain Echoes Open Rehearsals: The women’s barbershop quartet shows off its four-part vocals. All females of all ages can chime in. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 6:309:30 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0071.
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Afterschool Tutoring: See WED.24.
Teen Advisory Board: Middle and high schoolers help librarians plan cool programs and choose new books to order for the stacks. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
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Dr. David Orrick: A professor in the Justice Studies department explains how faces play into forensic studies. Museum Rotunda. Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, Northfield, noon -1 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2379.
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‘Frosty & Friends Therapy Dogs’: Young readers share their favorite texts with friendly pooches. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Story Hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Storytime With a Twist: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $7.50-9.50. Info, 1-877-324-6386.
words Ben Hewitt: In his new book, The Town That Food Saved, this native Vermonter captures a community that created a functional and vibrant local food system. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. Multilingual Poetry Jam: Lovers of language share excerpts of favorite works from all cultures. Ellsworth Room. Library and Learning Center, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476, jscdibden.boxoffice@jsc.edu.
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Toddler Storytime: Kids under 3 enjoy picture books, songs and rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:10-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.
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music Auditions for ‘The Next Generation’: High school students who’ve seriously studied classical music try out for a regional talent showcase. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 4 p.m. Free; call to schedule a specific time. Info, 431-0204, outreach@ chandler-arts.org. Dartmouth Symphony Orchestra: A basketful of classical favorites includes Mozart’s Piano Concert No. 8 in C major, Vivaldi’s The Four Seasons and Tchaikovsky’s Serenade for Strings. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $20. Info, 603-6462422. ‘Masters of Percussion’: World-famous tabla player Zakir Hussain offers a repertoire of classical Indian music. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $2744. Info, 863-5966. Waterbury Community Band Rehearsals: Brass and wind musicians join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, Waterbury, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 888-9327, waterburycommunityband@ yahoo.com.
Rotary Club of Essex: See WED.24.
Observation Morning: Families of children seeking alternative, individualized elementary education sit in on classes and tour the school. The Schoolhouse, South Burlington, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-4164. ‘Preparing for the ACT’: High schoolers prep for the standardized test to ensure familiarity with its structure, scoring and strategies. Community Room. VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3177.
environment ‘Smart About Solar’: Renewable energy experts cover the green benefits of grid-connected photovoltaics, as well as incentives for implementing sun-powered energy solutions in homes and businesses. Demeritt Conference Room, Building 9. Green Mountain Coffee Roasters, Waterbury, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9600, ext. 111.
etc. Abraham-Hicks Study Group: See WED.24. ‘Lunch & Learn’: Greenhouse supervisor Ann Whitman gets green thumbs set up to grow under glass in “Creating Terrariums and Bottle Gardens.” Gardener’s Supply, Williston, noon -12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. Tweet ‘n’ Stitch: Crafters join a sewing circle with their current projects and Twitter their progress. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 862-7417.
film ‘Dirty Harry’: In Don Siegel’s thrilling detective flick, a cop sidesteps the rules to bring a serial killer
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food & drink LamoiLLe vaLLeY Year-round farmers arTisan markeT: See WED.24.
health & fitness sacred heaLing/sacred sound circLe: Drumming, meditation, chanting and more help balance and align the chakras. Lightheart Sanctuary, New Haven, 6:30 p.m. $20. Info, 4534433.
kids afTerschooL TuToring: See WED.24. BaBYTime: See WED.24. easTer BunnY: See WED.24. ‘fourTh- & fifTh-graders read’: Youth don reading glasses for a discussion of their favorite lit genres in this open fiction group. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:15-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. kniTTing cLuB: See WED.24. ‘moving & grooving WiTh chrisTine’: See WED.24. ‘PeTer The music man’: See WED.24. PreschooL sTorYTime: See WED.24.
dr. ronaLd Lessard: A professor in the engineering department pinpoints the changing faces of robots, drawing examples from Star Wars and WALL-E. Museum Rotunda. Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, Northfield, noon -1 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2379. Jim keLso: An artist shares slides from his travels in Kyoto in the fall of 2008 in “Steeped in Ancient Wilderness.” Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. John eLder: Middlebury College’s professor of English and environmental studies examines how climate change affects maple sugaring in “A Party in the Woods.” Reception begins at 4:30 p.m.; lecture starts at 5:30 p.m. Bailey/Howe Library, UVM, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-9980. kevin keLLeY & karen amirauLT: Vermonters engage in armchair traveling as these avid cyclists recall “Bike Touring in the Baltics.” The Spot, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; cost of food. Info, 6522453, adele@localmotion.org. ‘Lunch & Learn’ series: Paula Duncan of Fletcher Allen Health Care tackles the tough stuff in “Talking With Your Kids About Difficult Subjects.” O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, noon -1 p.m. Free; lunch is included. Info, 655-1392, ext. 10.
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‘Teens read’: See WED.24.
music Bassekou kouYaTe & ngoni Ba: A master of the ngoni, a West African relative of the banjo, plays roots music with bandmates. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $1923. Info, 863-5966.
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aLao kung fu: See WED.24. The harLem gLoBeTroTTers: In “Magical Memories,” the exhibition basketball team works theater and comedy into a display of stellar athleticism. UVM Patrick Gymnasium, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $20-70. Info, 1-866-422-8849.
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dr. heLen caLdicoTT: The cofounder of Physicians for Social Responsibility details efforts to remedy the world’s nuclear and environmental crises and introduces her latest book, If You Love This Planet. Filene Auditorium, Moore Hall. Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 885-4826.
‘our communiTY WriTes PoeTrY’: Kicking off National Poetry Month, Vermonters step up to an open mic with original or favorite lines. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.
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dr. adrie kusseroW: Speaking on the challenges of and progress in educating girls in South Sudan, this professor of anthropology explores the New Sudan Education Initiative. Farrell Room. St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon Free. Info, 654-2536.
Leon ThomPson: The author shares his third book of humor, Not Too Awful Bad: A Storyteller’s Guide to Vermont, which includes a guide to talking like a native and identifying residents from “redneck natives” to “transplants.” Samuel Reed Hall Library. Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, noon. Free. Info, 626-6450.
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DESIGN: ADOBE IN-DESIGN: Apr. 1 - May. 6, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $140/$126 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn the basics of Adobe In-Design, with which you can develop further skills and become proficient, using this powerful digital layout program. This class is suited for beginners who are interested in furthering their design software skills. This class will be taught on a Mac with InDesign CS4. Limit: 6. JEWELRY: ENAMELING: Apr. 6 - May. 11, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $180/$162 BCA members. Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. This class is for students who have some prior metalsmithing experience. Enameling is a very old process used to adhere thin layers of glass to metal. Learn different enameling techniques on copper and silver using a small jewelry kiln. Copper and some enamels will be provided. Limit: 5.
clay POTTERY & ART CLASSES AT MSS: Apr. 1 - May. 27. Location: Middlebury Studio School, 1 Mill St., Middlebury. Info: Middlebury Studio School, Barbara Nelson, 802-247-3702, ewaldewald@ aol.com. Holly Walker Workshop: The Well Consider Pot, April 10, adults, Wednesdays. Daytime Wheel Class with Kathy Clarke, Wednesdays. Evening MixedLevel Wheel with Marty Fielding, Beginning Pastels with Lucy Petrie, Children’s After School Wheel and Hand Building, Teen Wheel, April Vacation Art Camp, and Vacation Pottery Camp. 802247-3702.
computers COMPUTERS AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. Computer & Internet Basics Tutorial, iWant iPods & iPhones, Google Apps, Improve Your Internet Experience, Windows Security: File and Control Panels, OpenOffice, Google Sketch Up, Digital Identity, MS Word Basics and More, MS Excel Basics, Excel Up: The Next Steps, Movie Maker Lab, Website Design Fundamentals, Dreamweaver: Advanced Web Design, PowerPoint/Publisher, Social Networking for Families, Window Management, Personalized Lessons. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs. org, look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+.
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dance BALLET & BARTENIEFF: Sign up for your Mon. 6:45 class combining Bartenieff Fundamentals with ballet, and join our pure Ballet Barre and Stretch Thursdays at 6:45. Remember to bring your online printable savings certificate. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, just over the bridge from Burlington’s New North End), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. For beginners and intermediate dancers, this combination class will advance your understanding of how to develop ballet technique and move expressively with the practice of Bartenieff Fundamentals and Laban Movement Analysis. Private and small-group creative and movement analysis sessions with Lucille Dyer CMA are available by appointment. BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, kevin@firststepdance.com, www. FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@ salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! DANCING WITH STYLE BALLROOM DANCE STUDIO: Group classes Tuesday at 6, 7 and 8 p.m and Saturday at 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 p.m. Location: University Mall, S. Burlington. Info: Reinita Arnold, BA Dance, 802-793-7524. Private lessons avail. by appt. No partner or experience needed. Classes are for beginners and all levels of dancers. Special wedding packages avail. 12 years experience with wedding choreography. Will
drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-6580658, classes@burlingtontaiko. org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes in Burlington! Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $54/7 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $61/7 weeks. Session began 11/3. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:306:50 p.m., $61/7 weeks, began 11/2. Beginning taiko classes in Montpelier! Wednesdays, 7:00-8:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at AllTogetherNow. In Richmond on Thursdays, call for times and location. Djembe classes in Montpelier, Wednesdays, 5:006:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at Lamb Abbey (www.thelambab bey.com). Gift certificates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.
education BRAIN GYM 101: Register for April 16-19 or May 21-24. Email for a full registration form. Location: LAPDA building in Montpelier. Info: B1-Integrated Learning, Zohara Zarfati, 802-325-3679, B1-IL@hotmail.com. BRAIN GYM 101 course, a movement-based modality to enhance learning potential of children and adults of any age and ability level. Experiential course. Stress reduction. Promotion of body-brain communication for peak performance in reading, listening, communication, attitude, attention, organization, coordination (fine and gross motor), etc. Credits, discounts and VSAC scholarships available. Great for professionals in education, therapy, nursing, body work, and lifelong learners seeking profound change.
empowerment EMPOWERMENT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-4827194. Perfumery, First Garden, Pruning Trees/Scrubs, History of
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PAINTING: WATERCOLOR: Apr. 7 - May. 12, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $135/$121.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. This class will focus on observational painting from still life, figure, landscape and
ADOBE PHOTOSHOP BASICS: Apr. 6 - May. 11, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $250/$225 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Gain confidence working in Adobe Photoshop in this sixweek class. Uploading images into Adobe Bridge, use of Camera Raw, image correction tools such as color and white balance correction, brightness/contrast, layers, and much more will be covered. Bring a portable flash drive or hard drive with your images to the first class. Limit: 6. Prerequisite: Intro to the 35MM Film or Digital SLR or equivalent experience.
GETTING SERIOUS: Apr. 8-29, 6-8 p.m., Every Thurs. for 4 weeks. Cost: $125/4-week workshop. Location: Mercy Connections, 346 Shelburne Rd., Burlington. Info: Mercy Connections, Ali Marchildon, 802-846-7338, ama rchildon@mercyconnections. org. This four-week workshop is designed to help you explore business ownership as your possible next career step. You will discover if business ownership is right for you, examine and expand your business idea, clarify your entrepreneurial and business-related skills, and create an action plan for next steps.
SUMMER DANCE CAMPS & CLASSES: July 5 - Aug. 21. Location: Spotlight On Dance, 50 San Remo Dr., S. Burlington. Info: 802-865-7626. Kids mini dance camps for ages 3-7. Theme-based camps for ages 8-12. Adult beginner ballet and tap. Teen classes, hip-hop, lyrical jazz, tap, ballet, musical theater. Kids weeklong dance intensive and musical theater “glee” camp. All with friendly, caring, competent faculty. Come see why others come here!
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YOUR RELATIONSHIPS & ASTROLOGY: Mar. 27, 11:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Cost: $35/2.5-hour workshop. Location: Blissfull Healing Studio, 130 Church St. (upstairs), Burlington. Info: Astro*lore - Astrology by Laurie, Laurie Farrington, 802-3382098, astrolore@gmail.com. Come to a clearer understanding of your relationships, yourself and your loved ones using your horoscopes as a tool to enable you to step outside of your limited perspectives and begin to see yourselves and each other clearly. Minimal knowledge of astrology needed. “Let the universe support your growth.”
PAINTING: ABSTRACT PAINTING: Apr. 1 - May. 13, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $180/$162 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Explore the many exciting possibilities of abstract painting. Using the paint of their choice (water-soluble oils, acrylics or watercolor), students will be encouraged to experiment and try adding other mixed media. Learn from each other and discuss techniques and ideas in supportive critique. Limit: 10.
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PAINTING II: Apr. 6 - May. 18, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $180/$162 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. This six-week class is an extension of Drawing and Painting and/or a class for painters who’d like to further develop their painting skills. This class will have a balance of studio time, group discussion and critique. BCA will provide glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks. Limit: 10.
Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com. Teacher bios are also available online.
ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-4827194. Woodworking, Welding, Relief Carving - Covered Bridge, Free-Form Whittling, Bead/ Wire Jewelry Making, Wooden Bowl Turning, Rug Hooking (2 levels), Pillows Sewing, Cross Stitch, Funky Art Frame, Mosaic Birdbath, Herb Garden Planter, Cake Decorating 1, Fun with Fondant, Advanced Knitting, Perfumery. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org, look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+.
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HOMEOPATHY FOR ALL ANIMALS: Apr. 17-18, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $125/person. Location: Best Western, Waterbury. Info: Christina Chambreau, DVM, 802434-5697, aprilseminar@gmail. com. Feeling frustrated with what conventional medicine can offer? Join us for the weekend for an introduction to homeopathy and its use with animals both domestic and farm. Dr. Chambreau has introduced laypeople and veterinarians to the wonders and science of homeopathy all over the country. She is a gifted speaker who is committed to demystifying homeopathy. Sponsored by VT Raw, Pet Food Warehouse, Light Heart Reiki and Qi Veterinary Clinic.
135 Church St., Burlington. Info: CG Garment Designs, Cathy Griffiths Scholze, 877-275-8977, cgriffiths.scholze@gmail.com. Learn to render common clothing items, fabric of different types and weights, and details on garments. Study how fabric drapes on a live model and learn to capture drape in drawings. Using these skills, design two to three looks. Use of color demonstration on Day 2. $40 kit fee.
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WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Open House Saturday, Apr. 10, 1-4 p.m. at Rhapsody Cafe, 28 Main St., Montpelier. Programs: Wisdom of the Herbs: Eight-month Certification Program beginning May 15, 2010. Wild Edibles: Enhancing Local THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID Food Security, beginning May 9, ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS 2010. VSAC nondegree grants LITTLE AS $13.75/WEEK (INCLUDES SIX PHOTOS AND avail. to qualifying applicants; UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR apply now. Location: Wisdom CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS. of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, 802-453SUMMER CAMPS & CLASSES EMPOWERMENT P.63 6764, anniemc@gmavt.net, www. ANNOUNCED! Location: Flynn WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com. 1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 PM Center, Burlington. Info: 802Unique experiential programs World Through Fiber with Chris ALL ABOUT BONSAI WORKSHOP: 652-4548, flynnarts@flynncen embracing wild plants, holistic O’Donnell, Boat Vermont (state Mar. 30, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $65/incl. ter.org. Many favorites return health and sustainable living cert.), Backyard Astronomy the bonsai tree, pot, soil and and exciting new opportunities skills, valuable tools for living Knots for Life, Solar Energy 101, expert instruction. Location: abound in music, theater and on the Earth in these changing History of Cinema, the Right Gardener’s Supply, 472 Marshall dance. Talented teens may auditimes. Learn through herb walks Plants for Landscaping, Mah Ave., Williston. Info: 802tion for two fully produced sumand nature adventures, comJongg, Get Published, Bridge (2 658-2433. Join our in-house mer shows (“The Phenomenal munion with nature, hands-on levels), Motorcycle Awareness bonsai expert, Anita Nadeau, Flynn Vaudeville Cabaret” wild harvesting and preparation Program, Financial Management, for a hands-on, in-depth class and “13”) or join the intensive of wild edibles, and herbal home Grief Etiquette, Suburban on Bonsai trees. Learn how to Summertime Jazz program. remedies, with intention and Homesteading 101, Goal Setting, choose, plant and care for these Full-day camps include optional gratitude. and Dreamboarding. Full descripunique and beautiful foliage after-camp care, to make life tions at www.cvuhs.org, look for trees. Seating is limited to 10. easier for working parents. Access, Community Education Preregistration is required. Schedules posted online at www. link. Senior discount 65+. flynncenter.org. JEWELRY CLASSES: Mon. & PLANNING FOR GARDEN MAKING GOOD CHOICES: Tues., 11 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. & 6-8:30 SUCCESS: Mar. 27, 9:30-11 a.m. ALVIN AILEY AMERICAN Apr. 7-28, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on p.m. Cost: $140/mo. Location: Cost: $10. Location: Gardener’s DANCE THEATER JAZZ DANCE Wednesday. Cost: $60. Location: Alchemie, 2 Howard St., A1, Supply Burlington Store, MASTERCLASS: Intermediate/ 55 Clover Ln., Waterbury. Info: Burlington. Info: jane frank Burlington. Info: 802-660-3505. Advanced Teens & Adults; Sue, 802-244-7909. Learn how to jewellerydesign, jane frank, This seminar has been designed Monday, April 12, 6-7:30 p.m. make good choices in life, based 802-999-3242, info@janefrank. specifically for first-time gardenCost: $25. Location: Flynn on the teachings and principles de, www.janefrank.de. Learn how ers and anyone who attended the Center, Burlington. Info: 802of Carl Jung. Includes discusto make your own jewelery with Seedstarting 101 class. Learn the 652-4548, flynnarts@flynncension of the larger context of our a German, trained goldsmith in tips and techniques to preparing ter.org. This class is taught by lives at this momentous time of a fully equipped studio in town. your beds to nurture and grow Alvin Ailey dancer/choreographer transition for the planet. Led by You will learn basic techniques healthy and vibrant plants. Matthew Rushin whose new balDr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and but also be able to specialize let, Uptown, premiered as part of author. for certain projects you choose. the Alvin Ailey American Dance Capacity: 5 students. Also Theater’s 2009-2010 season. Sunday, April 25, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. HONORING HERBAL TRADITION DANCE WORKSHOP W/ REGGIE ($75). 2010: Cost: $850/1 Saturday WILSON & ANDREYA OUAMBA: FORZA SAMURAI SWORD a month for 8 months, 9 a.m. Intermediate/Advanced Teens WORKOUT: Mondays, 7-8 p.m., - 5 p.m. Location: Horsetail & Adults; Friday, March 26, Thursdays, 6-7 p.m., Fridays, Herbs, 134 Manley Rd., Milton. 6-8 p.m. Cost: $20. Location: 9-10 a.m. Cost: $10/1-hour AMIGOS, LEARN SPANISH Info: Horsetail Herbs, Kelley Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: class. Location: The North End WITH US: Beginning the week Robie, 802-893-0521, htherbs@ 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ Studio, 294 North Winooski Ave., of April 5 for 10 weeks except comcast.net. Herbal apprenticeflynncenter.org. Brooklyn-based Burlington. Info: forzavt.com, Traveler’s class is April 17. Cost: ship program held on a horse Reggie Wilson and SenegalStephanie Shohet, 802-578$160/10 1-hour classes. Location: farm. Covers herbal therapies, based Andreya Ouamba combine 9243, steph.shohet@gmail.com. Spanish in Waterbury Center, nutritional support, diet, detox, the rhythms of African, Caribbean Forza is an intense group fitness Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish body systems, medicine making, and African American dance in class appropriate for adults of all in Waterbury Center, 802-659plant identification, tea tasting, their work. The two lead students ages and abilities. Build muscle, 4181, spanishparavos@gmail. plant spirit medicine & animal through African diaspora moveburn calories, develop focus, com, www.spanishwater communication, wild foods, ment idioms, bringing contemvent frustrations and boost selfburycenter.com. Spring Spanish field trips, iridology, women’s, porary technique and postmodesteem while using a sword to class offerings. Beginning early children’s, men’s & animal health! ern structure to rhythmic folk practice the skills of the Samurai traditions. warrior. No martial arts experience necessary. PERCUSSION WORKSHOP W/ ZAKIR HUSSAIN: Open Level; Monday, March 29, 7-8:30 p.m. Cost: $15. Location: Flynn Center, SUMMER YOUTH THEATER Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, AUDITIONS: Apr. 2, 4:30 flynnarts@flynncenter.org. p.m. Location: Flynn Center, Zakir Hussain and several of his Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, Masters of Percussion introduce flynnarts@flynncenter.org. The the fascinating instruments third year of our summer youth played by their renowned ensemtheater productions brings big ble of India’s finest musicians. news -- a second show to give Bring your favorite percussion inadditional talented youth the strument as students participate opportunity to perform, and a in a jam session and technique special opportunity to work with workshop with the artists. a Broadway writer! All interCOMMUNITY SHOUT WITH ested performera and techies are REGGIE WILSON: Open level: invited to attend this info session Thursday, March 25, 7-8:30 p.m. to learn more about both producCost: FREE. Location: Flynn tions: “13” and “The Phenomenal Center, Burlington. Info: Flynn Vaudeville Cabaret.” Visit 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ us online for an audition packet flynncenter.org. This workshop and to reserve your spot. is a rejuvenating, transforma-
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April for 10 weeks: adult morning and evening classes, six levels. Additionally, our full-day Spanish for Travelers class with Argentinean lunch, April 17, $106. Also private classes, tutoring, lessons for children. See our website for complete information or contact us for details. LANGUAGE AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. Beginner French (2 levels), Conversational Immersion French with Laure Angel, Beginning Spanish (2 levels), Conversational Spanish, Beginning Mandarin (2 levels). Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org, look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+.
martial arts AIKIDO: Tuesday-Friday 6-7:30 p.m., Saturdays 9-10 a.m. and Sundays 10-11:30 am. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 802-862-9785, robert@robertrichtax.com, www. vermontaikido.org. Aikido 101: Join us for this free class! Our free “Introduction to Aikido” hour begins at 10 a.m. on the 3rd Saturday of each month. Please bring or wear loose-fitting exercise clothing and plan to arrive 15 minutes before the session begins to register. This class is a nonstrenuous introduction to basic movement and training, open to anyone interested in learning more about Aikido. AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, April 6, at 5:30 p.m. Visitors are always welcome!. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises, aerobic conditioning, circular movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. We
also teach sword/staff arts and knife defense. Adult classes 7 days a week. The Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 8-18. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. First class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, Julio@bjjusa.com, www. bjjusa.com. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu - classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr. teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-Times Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-Times Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Check out www.bjjusa.com. VING TSUN KUNG FU: Location: Robert Miller Center, Burlington. Info: 802-324-7702, solartrike@ gmail.com. Moy Tung Ving Tsun Kung Fu. Ongoing classes. Traditional training methodology of Moy Yat lineage, results in the highly effective combination of relaxation and efficiency. Take physical stature out of the equation with the time-tested Ving Tsun system. Free introductory class.
massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PROGRAM: Cost: $5,000/500hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net, www.elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore
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meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington shambhala center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.
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NATuRAL BODIEs PILATEs: Enjoy your exercise for a full, whole-body workout that leaves you feeling relaxed yet strong. Book your free half-hour consultation to see the studio today, or come Saturday, 11:15, for a free small-group introduction. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, just over the bridge from Burlington’s New North End), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. learn about Joe Pilates’ Reformer equipment: How it works, how it feels, and what Pilates exercise can do for you. sign up early for our Group Introduction to Pilates on the Reformer with certified Movement analyst and Pilates instructor lucille Dyer, and remember to bring your online printable savings certificate!
reiki REIkI (usuI) LEvEL ONE: Cost: $175/Sat., March 27, 9:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., #7, Burlington. Info: Chris Hanna, 802-881-1866, chris@ risingsunhealing.com. Recive an attunement enabling you to use Reiki energy for healing and personal growth. learn the hand positions for giving a complete Reiki treatment to yourself and others. Two classes, March 27 and May 15. Reiki level 2, april 17, $195. Individual classes can be designed to fit your schedule.
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tai chi sNAkE sTYLE TAI ChI ChuAN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church mini-sawit-black.indd 1 St., Burlington. Info: 802-8647902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang snake style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.
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theater PuPPETRY: Mar. 27, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $10. Location: JourneyWorks, Burlington. Info: JourneyWorks, 802-860-6203, journeyworks@hotmail.com. Puppetry opens doors to exciting new worlds. Puppets are often able to observe our world in their own quirky way. learn about puppetry and make a stick puppet using found objects and recycled materials. We will create story together unique to the personalities that arrive when we are done. www.journeyworksvt.com.
yoga EvOLuTION YOgA: Daily yoga classes for all levels from $5-$14, conveniently located in Burlington. 10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon.-Fri. @ 4:30 p.m., class is only $5. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802864-9642, yoga@evolutionvt. com, www.evolutionvt.com. evolution’s certified teachers are skilled with students ranging from beginner-advanced. We offer classes in Vinyasa, anusarainspired, Kripalu, and Iyengar yoga. Babies/kids classes also available! Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/ postnatal yoga, and check out our thriving massage practice. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/evoblog. m
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ALL WELLNEss, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www. allwellnessvt.com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating pilates, physical therapy, yoga and health counseling services. come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:45 - just call to sign up.
WALkINg ThE PATh Of ThE shAMAN: Weekly individual or group sessions as requested. Location: Shaman’s Flame Offices, Stowe and Woodbury. Info: Shaman’s Flame, Peter Clark & Sarah Finlay, 802-253-7846, peterclark13@gmail.com, www. shamansflame.com. connect to a more expanded level of consciousness and engage the elemental intelligence of the universe. In group or individual sessions, learn the techniques of shamanic active meditation called journeying. Work toward healing many emotional, physical and spiritual aspects of yourself, as well as gaining insight into your life path.
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s they gaze through the arched entry of the BigTown Gallery in Rochester, Vt., visitors can witness how Bernard Chaet’s and Charles Cajori’s paintings punctuate the space with color. What they won’t see at a glance is that each artist has received a lifetime achievement award from the American Academy of Arts and Letters. That prize is granted to one artist per year whose “lifetime contribution to his or her vision has been both consistent and dedicated.” Both artists have also long been well-regarded teachers. Chaet taught painting at Yale University from 1951 to 1990, while Cajori began teaching at the New York Studio School in 1964 and still does today. Both have exhibited widely and well for the past 50 years. Now in their eighties, the two men boast résumés that reflect the skill and experience obvious in their paintings. Given their long careers and mounting honors, the BigTown show’s title, “Two American Masters,” is not hyperbole. Chaet and Cajori make a harmonious pairing. Both painters’ works are studied, skillful, gestural and often abstract. Yet they’re decidedly different. Chaet’s works focus on the Maine landscape. He paints outdoors, and the dynamism of changing weather and light charges his works with lush tension. In “Hovering Cloud,” 30 inches square, an
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‘ANDY WARHOL: FASHIONISTAS AND CELEBRITIES’: A selection of rarely seen photographs, including Polaroids, from a gift of the Andy Warhol Foundation, offer a window into the celebrities of the 1970s and ‘80s. Through April 26 at Wilbur Room, Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0570. ANNELEIN BEUKENKAMP: Brilliant floral watercolors by the Burlington artist. Through March 31 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458. ‘ARTIST’S CHOICE’: Members of the Essex Art League show their selected works. Through March 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014. ‘CHEAP ART ISN’T DEAD, IT JUST SMELLS FUNNY’: The Boxcutter Cabaret presents artworks made of cardboard and house paint by artists from Vermont and across the country, each for the recession-proof price of $5. Through March 31 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 655-4606.
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her, arms crossed in a balletic gesture over one ankle. Cajori captures her presence in space, the physicality of her form and even her mood in a small number of lines, drawn wide or thin with equal grace. Dotted marks dance over the page; they appear to have been made by the tip of the charcoal as the artist looked up “Seaside” by repeatedly to renCharles Cajori der the figure in its fullness. Through simple media and a great depth of experience, Cajori creates calm yet energetic order from the white chaos of the page. In the brightly lit quarters of the BigTown Gallery, viewers can move among the paintings of Chaet and Cajori like dreamers marveling at the clarity of the imagined world. The more one looks at their works, the more there is to see. Color, form, composition, gesture, line and feeling interact seamlessly over canvasses large and small. The effect is mesmerizing and, indeed, masterful.
abstract coastline of interlocking blocks of color and squiggly lines meets a tumbling sea of deep blue and white. Broad strokes of blue and pink, representing the sky, stretch over the water and back to the horizon. An arched cloud perched over the sea seems to move. The whole dramatic, delicious landscape of color swirls at Chaet’s touch. This work is a perfectly balanced paradox — sometimes loosely and sometimes tightly painted, brimming with emotion tempered by the skilled hand of a practiced formalist. Chaet’s ease with paint is evident in the texture and economy of each stroke. Placed with precision and intuition, each contributes to the composition and feeling of the piece as an essential part of the whole. Chaet’s observation is
exact, his instincts honed; these compositions fairly sing. Cajori’s cool-toned palette — peaches and pinks accented with intense blues and grassy greens — suits his most beloved subject: the figurative “landscape.” The color beckons the eye, but his paintings find their purest poetry in the carefully weighted lines that define his figures and give them volume, depth, even texture. Cajori works directly from models, drawing with so few marks that the forms seem to rise almost magically from the picture plane. In two small charcoal figurative drawings, both untitled, Cajori’s powers of observation and execution produce brilliant constructions of space and form. In one, a woman sits with her knees drawn toward
CLARK DERBES: “A Family Gathering: Sculptures and Relatives,” new wooden sculptures and ink-on-wall drawings, ink paintings and gouaches on birch panels by the Burlington artist. Through March 26 at Jager DiPaola Kemp Design in Burlington. Info, 864-5884.
JEROME MILKS: “Dramatic Light in the Champlain Valley,” large-format photographs of landscape and nature images. Through April 15 at Lake Champlain Chamber of Commerce in Burlington. Info, 863-3489.
JUDE BOND: “Yours Till Niagara Falls,” faux snapshots of happy couples made using new and old photographs, and technology. Through April 30 at Vintage Jewelers in Burlington. Info, 862-2233.
JESSE ROBINSON: Portrait photography. Through March 25 at Designhaus in Burlington. Info, 310-5019.
KEN SIGNORELLO: “In a Fog,” photography of local mist-laden scenes. Through April 29 at Healthy Living in South Burlington. Info, 238-2647.
DIANE G. BELL: Recent watercolor landscapes of Vermont. Through March 31 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Info, 824-6195. GREG MAMCZAK: New oil paintings. Through May 1 at Speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 540-0107. ‘GUMBO’: A group show by artists working in a variety of media and examining the state of society and interconnectivity of ideas regarding art, humanity and politics. Curated by Documentary & Photography student Dylan Kelley. March 25 through April 23 at Burlington College. Info, 862-9616.
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JME WHEELER: “Ink & Sugar,” computergenerated paintings of women “in a unique and beautiful light.” Through March 30 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. JOSH NEILSON & JUSTIN ATHERTON: “Art’s Alive Winter Exhibition 2010,” mixed-media artwork and digital and block prints, respectively. Through March 31 at Union Station in Burlington. Info, 310-3211.
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“LIVING WITH ART”: A show of works donated by local artists as a benefit for Vermont CARES. Through April 1 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088. NINI CRANE & DEB RUNGE: The members of the Essex Art League show their works. Through April 30 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014.
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Patrick Leahy: “The eye of senator leahy — A Front Row seat to history,” photographs of the people and places experienced by Vermont’s senior senator, who’s served in the nation’s capital for 35 years. Through May 2 at echo lake Aquarium and science center/leahy center for lake champlain in Burlington. Info, 864-1848 ext. 125. PoLLy raine: “The Blue, easy chair,” recent photographs featuring narrative, landscape, portrait and documentary subjects. Through May 9 at Bistro sauce in shelburne. Info, 985-2830. robert WaLdo bruneLLe Jr.: “T-Buckets & the little Deuce coupe,” the hot Rod series and other paintings by the Vermont artist. Through March 30 at The wing Building Gallery in Burlington. Info, 899-1106. Sage tucker-ketcham: new abstract paintings and a hand-painted fiberglass cow. Through April 30 at shelburne Art center. Info, 985-3648. ‘Storied obJectS: tracing Women’S LiveS in vermont’: Artifacts from the museum’s permanent collection, along with oral and written narratives of Vermont women from the Vermont Folklife center and UVM’s special collections, offer a glimpse into Vermont life from the 19th century onward. Through september 3 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. ‘thiS WorLd, other WorLd’: Vermont studio center alumni cora cohen, carrie Dickason, sarah Fitzsimons, Janelle Iglesias, Reid hitt, erin Kaczkowski, Magnolia laurie and siobhan McBride present two- and three-dimensional works of imagined landscape and invented structure in this multidimensional exhibit guest-curated by David Grozinsky. Through March 27 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. thomaS charLeS barber: eclectic color photographs by the Vermont artist. Through March 31 at The Daily planet in Burlington. Info, 859-1822.
‘vieWS and re-vieWS: Soviet PoLiticaL PoSterS and cartoonS’: An array of images spanning more than six decades, from the time of the Russian civil war (1918-23) to the late soviet period, including propaganda and soviet pins, east Gallery. Through May 23 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0570.
anne Sarcka: “A passion for oranges,” recent acrylics and drawings. Through April 30 at The shoe horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. ‘art of vermont: the State coLLection’: A traveling exhibit of 50 works in the 1000-piece collection of the state of Vermont, in celebration of the 20th anniversary of the Art in state Buildings program. Through April 18 at T.w. wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-5423.
toWnSend gaLLery in stowe is booking monthlong artist shows for the 2010 season. submit photos of your work to townsendgallery@gmail. com. 23rd annuaL art at the coach barn: currently accepting submissions; must include five highquality jpeg images on cD, a brief résumé, $15 entry fee, a self-addressed stamped envelope and a completed entry form. Form can be found at shelburnefarms. org. Deadline: April 12. Info, 985-0307, kdavis@ shelburnefarms.org. the art of creative aging: central Vermont council on Aging invites older visual artists (70+) living in washington, lamoille and orange counties to submit recent original work for a juried exhibit at Montpelier’s Kellogg-hubbard library May 1 - June 30. Deadline: April 1. Info, Margaret harmon at mharmon@ cvcoa.org or 476-2681.
taSte of StoWe artS feStivaL: sell your artwork at the Taste of stowe summer festival, July 30 - August 1. Get on board to contact fans, create new collectors, make connections and increase artist links. Deadline for application: May 21. More info, helenday.com.
taLkS & eventS ‘converSationS: art, SPirituaLity, nature’: presented by the shelburne Museum, shelburne Farms, All souls and champlain college and moderated by Fran stoddard, this series about spirituality and nature in art concludes with painter eric Aho of saxtons River. Thursday, March 25, 3-5 p.m., All souls Interfaith Gathering, shelburne. Info, 985-3346. 6th annuaL art in the SnoW: A townwide celebration of the arts during the last weekend of three months, with demonstrations, open studios, merchant and restaurant specials and more. Maps at the Guild. saturday through sunday, March 27-28, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m., Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-5343. thereSa SomerSet: easter eggs hand-painted in the Ukrainian pysanky style as well as in other international traditions. Through March 31 at Frog hollow in Burlington. Talk: The artist demonstrates how to paint easter eggs in Ukrainian and other traditions. saturday, March 27, 1-3 p.m. Info, 863-6458.
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mary LamboLey & gLynniS faWkeS: “After Images,” recent drawings; and “Before Troy,” paintings, respectively. March 26 through April 18 at 215 college Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Friday, March 26, 5-7 p.m. Info, 863-3662.
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chiLdren’S book 864.5475 • boutiliers.com iLLuStratorS: “when the wind Bears Go Dancing,” M-Sat 10-6, Sun 98 Church Street, Burlington, VT 12-5 featuring illustrations bywww.boutiliers.com • (802) 864-5475 woody Jackson, phoebe stone, Tracey campbell 12v-Boutiliers031710.indd 1 3/15/10 pearson and six others. March 27 through April 25 at chaffee Art center in Rutland. Reception: A “milk and cookies” reception with several of the artists doing book signings and demonstrations. saturday, March 27, 2-5 p.m. Info, 775-0356. ‘entroPic reStructed: A group exhibit featuring 10 artists from Vermont and new York whose work is focused on manifestations of deterioration and transformation, including painting, mixed media and photography. March 27 through May 1 at Borough Gallery & studio in Burlington. Reception: saturday, March 27, 5-9 p.m. Info, shawnacross@gmail. com. aLeX bottineLLi: paintings and mixed media by the hardwick artist. Through June 7 at claire’s Restaurant & Bar in hardwick. Reception: Monday, March 29, 4-6 p.m. Info, 472-7053.
bernard chaet & charLeS caJori: paintings and drawings by the American master artists. Through April 11 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.
chuck bohn: “Byways,” Vermont landscapes in oil by the native Vermont artist. Through March 28 at Blinking light Gallery in plainfield. Info, 454-0141.
brian d. cohen: watercolors and etchings by the putney artist and founder of Bridge press. Through April 30 at Vermont Arts council spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-5423.
‘common PaSSion’: A group show featuring past and present work of board members for the center for photographic studios in Barre, including pam Boyd, Annie Tiberio cameron, Andrew Kline, craig line, sandra shenk, william steinhurst and carley stevens Mclaughlin. Through March 31 at Governor’s office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.
ceciLy herzig: “A Very hungry Rabbit should Be Fed,” new paintings and prints by the Vermont artists. Through April 30 at Vermont supreme court lobby in Montpelier. Info, 765-4941.
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Seven dayS is seeking artwork in any 2-D medium that depicts food. The submissions will be juried for two companion exhibits in May, at Red square and the Firehouse center for the Visual Arts in Burlington, to correspond with Seven Days’ Restaurant week. send up to four images per artist, and any questions, via email to foodart@ sevendaysvt.com. Deadline: April 15.
poetry series organized by UVM’s Major Jackson presents Isaac cates and Abby paige. wednesday, March 31, 6:15-8 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. Info, 656-0750.
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‘Women to Watch 2010: contemPorary figurative Painting’: Five emerging Vermont painters, Kate longmaid, susan Abbott, carrie Gelfan, Aline ordman and Adelaide Tyrol, were selected by the Vermont committee of the national Museum of women in the Arts. longmaid was chosen by the nMwA to participate in the national exhibition in washington, D.c. Through March 29 at Amy e. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn center, in Burlington. Info, 985-2247.
oPen air market vendorS Wanted: Flynn Avenue sunday markets – flea, artist, farmers. second & fourth sundays, May-sept. contact Mary heinrich Aloi at Mary@ Vintageinspired.net or 578-8304.
eXPoSed!: expose your artwork to hundreds of tourists by participating in the 17th annual sculpture exhibition “eXposeD! 2010.” Artwork will be displayed throughout stowe, downtown and along the recreation path from July 9 to october 9. Deadline for application: April 9. More info, helenday.com.
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vSa artS of vermont can do artiStS: Mosaic glass windows made by adults who receive services from champlain community services. Through April 9 at e1 studio collective in Burlington. Info, 655-4606.
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fidelity to the subjects’ essential animal nature. The section of Baumann’s website labeled simply “art” offers images in the following categories: greyhounds, dogs, cats, horses, birds and other animals. Baumann can “capture the essence of a pet’s personality,” the text boasts. “Lesley’s clients often comment on how the eyes in her portraits radiate character and charm.” More persuasive than the words, though, is the adjacent drawing of a floppy-eared mutt caught in a moment of seeming contemplation. It is but one of Baumann’s many precise renderings in black-and-white pencil on sepia paper — and it’s not just an exact replica but, yes, a soulful one. The greyhound portraits are even more exquisite; Baumann conveys the long-limbed animals’ regal mien and the gentleness that belies their sometimes abusive past. What’s striking about all these works is not just their skilled execution but their fidelity to the subjects’ essential animal nature. Rarely does Baumann place the creatures in a humancentric setting or anthropomorphize their traits; most of the backgrounds are stark. The only instance of “cuteness” — a portrait of a plaid-clad pup and beribboned poodle — was supplied by the two pets’ owner. Even in that mixed-media work, Baumann made the unconventional choice of painting the dogs on black paper. Last May, Baumann, 32, and her husband, Chris, moved from Tucson, Az., to Milton, Vt., where they share a house with
three cats and a dog. A lifelong equestrienne, Baumann soon found a nearby riding stable, and earlier this month she decided to buy her first Vermont horse. She has never let her allergies stand between her and a menagerie of pets. Baumann says she always loved animals and began drawing them while she was in high school in Ohio — “to pay for my riding lessons,” she explains. When she lived out west, she made a small cottage industry out of animal art, selling not just originals and prints but decorative items such as tiles and note cards. She was a regular exhibitor at a “wine and animal-art fest” at Lake Tahoe, she says.
A visit to the Baumanns’ home on the suburban-rural edge of Milton instantly reveals the infatuation with furry friends. Animal portraits adorn every wall in the house — a cluster of dogs in the kitchen, a series of spirited horses in the living room, a largescale cat painting over the bed. Baumann says it was a “hard decision” in college whether to go into fine art or graphic design. She chose the latter route and graduated from the University of Cincinnati’s College of Design, Architecture, Art and Planning. But drawing is still her first love. “I take a sketchbook with me wherever I go,” she says. “I’ll even draw the salt and pepper shakers.”
She’s beginning to get requests for pet portraits in Vermont. Besides word of mouth, people learn about her through her animalrescue efforts and donations of drawings for fundraisers, Baumann says. This year, she plans to boost the marketing and “start doing craft fairs again.” While her graphite drawings may prove most distinctive in that marketplace, Baumann also works in acrylic and watercolor — media better suited to colorful subjects. Her most popular portraits are of dogs, she says. She guesses cats and horses vie for runner-up. Why would someone shell out 300 or more bucks for a professional drawing when they can capture Fido with a photo? “Gifts are huge,” Baumann replies. “The second biggest reason is, people have just lost a pet and they want a special remembrance.” When the pet is still living, Baumann prefers to meet it, if possible, to get a sense of its personality; she then takes pictures to bring home. The resulting image may not be the “prettiest,” she says, but it is the most true. “One time I did a portrait of a dog for a guy in Tucson; it was a gift for his girlfriend,” Baumann recalls. “It was really hot, and the dog’s tongue was hanging out. So that’s what I drew — it was just her.” Sometimes, Baumann says, clients who order artwork don’t really know what they want. Her preference? Graphite drawings on colored paper. That’s the medium she usually employs with her own pets. “I’m working on one of the cats for this year’s Christmas card,” Baumann confides. Chances are, her new horse will be immortalized on paper very soon. m
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Debra Janey & Sheri Tomek: New prints. Through March 31 at Two Rivers Center in Montpelier. Info, 295-5901. elizabeTh billingS & michael Sacca: Weaving-based artworks and photographs from a series called “Twilight,” respectively. Through May 14 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green Mountain College, in Poultney. Info, 287-8926. ‘Face To Face: an exhibiT oF PorTraiTure From The univerSiTy collecTion’: Portraits spanning Chinese ancestral paintings to the 19th century; also a large-scale landscape, “Old Man of the Mountain” by Samuel Lancaster Jerry. Through August 1 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, in Northfield. Info, 485-2448. ‘give uS Some blueS’: A group multimedia show that explores the color blue, Main Floor Gallery; and Emily N. Wilson: multimedia installations, Third Floor Gallery. Through April 17 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069. grouP SculPTure Show: Leila Bandar, Kat Clear, Chris Curtis, David Tanych and Denis Versweyveld show works in stone, steel, wood and other media in this biennial installation. Through May 1 at Vermont Arts Council Sculpture Garden in Montpelier. Info, 828-3292.
karen karneS: Nearly 20 hand-built sculptural ceramic works by the renowned Vermont potter, shown in conjunction with a documentary about her life at the Green Mountain Film Festival. Room 204 above the T.W. Wood Gallery. Through March 28 at Vermont College of Fine Arts in Montpelier. Info, 793-8482. kerry Slora: “History Is Art!” Vintage images and fun, usable art. Through April 1 at Seminary Art Center in Waterbury Center. Info, 253-8790. mark chaney: “Visions of Vermont,” a collection of Tritography, digital art and giclee prints on archival surfaces. Through March 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. ‘To liFe! a celebraTion oF vermonT JewiSh women’: Oral histories, photographic portraits, archival images and artworks by female Jews in the state make up the Vermont Jewish Women’s History Project directed by Sandy Gartner and Ann Buffum. Through March 31 at Vermont History Museum in Montpelier. Info, 479-8505.
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‘Vermont Green-Up Day’: A 40th anniversary exhibit by Green Up Vermont includes historic photos and posters. Through March 31 at Statehouse Cafeteria in Montpelier. Info, 229-4586.
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6th annUal emerGinG artists exhibit: Painting, collage, ceramics, fiber and metal arts created by eight area high school students. Through March 27 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032. american paintinGs anD prints from the shelbUrne mUseUm: Thirty works represent the interests of American artists in urban and rural areas before 1900, and celebrate the landscape and its inhabitants. Through June 6 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-3168.
‘armchair traVels’: A group show of works in multiple media that explore the people and places beyond our own backyards. Through March 26 at Creative Space Gallery in Vergennes. Info, 877-3850. fran bUll: “In Flanders Fields,” an installation of sculpture and etchings in nine parts that explores the commonalities and differences in past and present human conflicts. Through March 28 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097. ‘Greece Vs. rome: the 18th-centUry QUest for the soUrces of Western ciVilization’: Piranesi prints of ancient Rome and plates from Stuart and Revett’s Antiquities of Athens document the Enlightenment-era debate about the respective merits of Rome and Greece; co-curated by professor of art and architecture Pieter Broucke and some of his students. Through April 18 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-3168.
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‘it Was this biG’: “The one that got away” inspired the paintings in this group member show. Through April 30 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956. ralph W. nimtz: An exhibit of restored wooden canoes by the Vermont crafter. Through April 6 at The Brick Box Gallery Installation Window, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 235-2734. robert a. GolD: “Cityscapes,” digital multimedia prints depicting a unique perspective on the urban landscape. Through March 30 at Tourterelle Restaurant in New Haven. Info, 377-2579. trent campbell: “Behind the Scenes,” photos by the Addison County photographer of the process and production of the Middlebury Community Players’ staging of The Music Man. Through May 2 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. Info, 388-1436.
aline orDman & christopher Griffin: “New Mythology” and “Suspended Moments” are the respective titles of these concurrent shows of figurative paintings. Through May 2 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943. DaViD tanych & meryl leboWitz: The husband and wife featured artists this month share an exhibit of sculpture and paintings, respectively. Through March 31 at Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-9653. enosbUrG commUnity art project: Twenty-eight pieces of art created by gallery members with accompanying stories and photographs resulting from local residents. Through March 31 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403.
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GRACE SElECtionS: A sampling of artwork by nine artists in the Grass Roots Art and Community Effort program. Through April 30 at GRACE in Hardwick. Info, 472-6857. HEidi PollARd: “Unsayable,” recent paintings. Through May 30 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469. JAnE SEREdniCky & RobERt HAlStEd: The 91-year-old painter and her grandson, a woodworker and engineer, share an exhibit. Through April 18 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211. JEAn CHERouny: “Painted,” an MFA show of acrylics on canvas, created by rollerblading over layered colors. Through March 27 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469. JoAn MACkEnziE: Whimsical animal paintings. Through April 29 at Blue Paddle Bistro in South Hero. Info, 372-4814. kAREn dAwSon: “Color Moves,” new interpretative landscape paintings in oil and acrylic. Through April 26 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158.
kAREn RAnd AndERSon: “It’s Not What You Thought,” an MFA Thesis exhibit in mixed media, sculpture and works on paper. March 29 through April 17 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469. liz kAuffMAn: “Through the Window,” new abstracted landscapes by the resident staff artist at the Vermont Studio Center. Through April 30 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson. Info, 635-9950. wAfAA bilAl: “Agent Intellect,” a new-media, performance and installation exhibition that examines the human condition by the internationally renowned artist, an assistant art professor in photography and imaging at New York University. Through April 4 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358. ‘wintERSCAPES’: One hundred gallery artist members evoke the season in a group exhibit of paintings, photographs, prints, drawings and mixed-media works. Through March 27 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100. m
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swept bunker as he’s accused of sanctioning the kidnapping of suspected terrorists and their delivery to the CIA for torture. Not the best time for a peaceful trip down memory lane. McGregor’s unnamed character also finds himself caught in the crossfire between Lang’s wife and chief advisor, Ruth (Olivia Williams), and the personal assistant (Kim Cattrall) with whom she suspects her husband is having an affair. Williams gives a wonderful performance, making Ruth at once believably savvy, wounded and seductive. McGregor’s most significant relationship, however, isn’t with these characters or any of the sinister figures lurking on the narrative’s periphery — it’s with the ghost of the writer who preceded him. The script — cowritten by Polanski with Robert Harris, who also authored the source novel — is ingenious in finding ways for the dead man to feed his successor, in effect, clues to the truth about the ex-PM and his subservience to a warmongering American administration. Some of those clues are found secreted among his
possessions. Others are hidden in the manuscript he left behind. Every one puts the new ghost a step closer to meeting the same fate as the old one. Polanski takes his time here, letting characters come into focus, the atmosphere radiate menace, and suspense build toward a climactic sequence that only readers of Harris’ book are likely to see coming. Everybody on screen is at the top of their game, and the subject matter lends the fiction a ripped-from-the-headlines resonance. Near the end, there’s an unforgettable scene in which Lang speaks candidly about his be-
liefs concerning the use of torture in the war on terror. It will send chills down your spine. Just possibly, it will also prompt you to question your own position — if only for a disorienting moment. Flawlessly directed, handsomely designed and propelled by dialogue that snaps, crackles and pops, The Ghost Writer eschews contemporary thriller clichés in favor of old-fashioned craftsmanship and real-world heebie-jeebies. It’s fabulous, stylish fun — the rare tale of international intrigue that actually succeeds at intriguing.
with more gore and less dry humor. If you enjoy your comedy tasteless and pitch-black, you may still find this scenario borderline amusing. Put in a larger context, though, it makes no sense. The Repo Men work for a med-tech giant called The Union;
Schreiber makes a wonderfully smooth satanic salesman, easing his targets right past the question of what happens if they default. (His performance is the best thing in the film.) Meanwhile, though, vital questions about this system remain unanswered,
gressive repossession — make as much sense for human organs as it does for cars? What about the PR fallout?; and (c) Why do so many people in the future need organ transplants, anyway? The questions only keep multiplying when Law’s character experiences a change of heart — yes, both metaphorically and literally. His moral awakening is meaningless, however, because we haven’t learned how the Repo Men became sociopaths in the first place, or anything much about their personalities. Their mantra, “A job’s a job,” doesn’t explain the fun they apparently have doing it. We never see them rip organs from someone too young or old or weak to fight back — a scene that would change the film’s tone instantly from Grand Guignol to Schindler’s List. Some dystopias manage to keep the audience balanced on a knife-edge between anarchic excitement and queasy horror — A Clockwork Orange, for instance. Sapochnik doesn’t get there. Sidestepping the uglier implications of its premise, the movie stays on the level of dumb action. And it is very dumb — as in, so sloppily handled it’s often hard to tell what’s going on. I feel duty bound to point out that, in its last 20 minutes, Repo Men becomes surprisingly watchable. That’s also when it becomes most ludicrous. Chances are that, in our own dark future, this film will be remembered solely by virtue of its easy confusion with the immortal ’80s punk comedy Repo Man.
BOOK ENDS The body count rises as McGregor uncovers secrets about his subject’s past in Polanski’s stylish ghost story.
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he past two years have brought us not one but two films about a dystopian future in which a megacorporation doles out life-saving human organs on credit, then brutally repossesses them from those who can’t pay. The action thriller Repo Men is based on a science-fiction novel by Eric Garcia, while last year’s Repo! The Genetic Opera was a film version of a rock musical first performed in the 1990s. Though the thematic confluence may be a coincidence, it just happens to occur as our nation debates the ethics of a profit-driven health care system. Too bad both movies are so, well, silly. Repo Men makes some clumsy attempts at topical satire, but it doesn’t succeed at that or much of anything else. Not only does it steal elements of its plot and setting from every dark, futuristic film ever made (particularly Blade Runner and Brazil), but writers Garcia and Garrett Lerner and first-time director Miguel Sapochnik fail the Sci Fi 101 assignment of setting up a believable frame for the action. Jude Law and Forest Whitaker play lifelong buddies who share the one-of-a-kind job of ripping bloody organs from the living. They do this with glee wherever they happen to catch up with the debtor, sometimes with surgical gloves and sometimes not, and never with anything resembling medical protocol. Think of the “Live Organ Transplants” segment from Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (“So, can we have your liver, then?), only
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AXED OUT Law prepares to repossess in a cautionary tale about buying on credit.
back at the office, their boss (Liev Schreiber) and his sales team are busy luring new customers with the promise of costly artificial organs at a low, low APR of 17.9 percent.
such as (a) Since the Repo Men don’t bother to hide their work, is the penalty really a secret?; (b) Does The Union’s business model — aggressive selling followed by speedy, ag-
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tHE GHoSt WRitERHHHH Roman Polanski directs this political thriller concerning a former British prime minister, a writer hired to help him complete his memoirs and the lifethreatening secrets uncovered in the course of the collaboration. Pierce Brosnan and Ewan McGregor star. (128 min, PG-13; Palace)
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tHE BoUNtY HUNtERH1/2 Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston are paired in this action comedy about a bounty hunter hired to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife. Christine Baranski costars. Andy (Hitch) Tennant directs. (106 min, PG-13; Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe)
cRAZY HEARtHHHH Jeff Bridges won an Oscar in the role of a once chart-topping country singer who’s fallen on hard times. Costarring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Colin Farrell and Robert Duvall and featuring original music by T-Bone Burnett and Stephen Bruton. (117 min, R. Essex, Roxy, Stowe)
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wednesday 24 — thursday 25 Alice in Wonderland (3-D) 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:55. Avatar (3-D) 1, 4:30, 8. crazy Heart 1:15, 4, 7, 9:45. Diary of a Wimpy Kid 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:40, 9:45. Green Zone 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:50. Repo men 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:40. She’s out of my League 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:40, 10. The Bounty Hunter 12:20, 2:45, 5:05, 7:25, 9:45. friday 26 — thursday 1 *Hot tub time machine 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40. *How to train Your Dragon (3-D) 12:15, 2:40, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. Alice in Wonderland (3-D) 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:45. Avatar (2-D) 1, 4:30, 8. crazy Heart 1:15, 4, 7, 9:45. Diary of a Wimpy Kid 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:40, 9:45. Green Zone 1:30, 6:40. Repo men 4, 9:25. The Bounty Hunter 12:20, 2:45, 5:05, 7:25, 9:45.
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wednesday 24 — thursday 25 The Bounty Hunter 1:05, 3:30, 7:10, 9:20. Alice in Wonderland 1:10, 3:35, 7, 9:30. The White Ribbon 1, 3:45, 6:30. crazy Heart 1:20, 3:55, 6:45, 9:10. Green Zone 1:15, 4:05, 6:50, 9:25. The Hurt Locker 1:25, 4, 6:40, 9:15. Shutter Island 9:15. friday 26 — thursday 1 *Greenberg 1:25, 3:50, 7, 9:25. *Hot tub time machine 1, 3:05, 5:05, 7:15, 9:35. *chloe 1:05, 3:10, 5:10, 7:20, 9:20. Alice in Wonderland 1:10, 3:35, 6:50, 9:15. crazy Heart 1:20, 3:55, 6:45, 9:10. The Bounty Hunter 1:15, 3:30, 7:10, 9:30.
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wednesday 24 — thursday 25 Diary of a Wimpy Kid 12:30, 2:30, 4:35, 6:40, 8:45. The Bounty Hunter 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:15, 4:10, 6:55, 9:25. The Ghost Writer 12:45, 3:35, 6:25, 9:15. Alice in Wonderland 1:10, 3:55, 6:45, 9:10. Green Zone 1:20, 4:05, 6:50, 9:30. The Hurt Locker 3:25, 8:40. our Family Wedding 3:50, 9:05. She’s out of my League 1:25, 4, 7, 9:35. Shutter Island 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:20. The Blind Side 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:05, 6:20. The Last Station 12:50, 6:15. friday 26 — tuesday 30 ***The Black Eyed Peas: The E.N.D. World tour Live 10:30 (Tue). ***UFc 111: St-Pierre vs. Hardy 10 (Sat). ***The metropolitan opera Presents Hamlet 1 (Sat). *Hot tub time machine 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7:10, 9:30. *How to train Your Dragon 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20. Alice in Wonderland 1:10, 3:45, 6:30, 9. Diary of a Wimpy Kid 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 12:30, 2:30, 4:35, 6:40, 8:45. The Ghost Writer 12:45, 3:35, 6:25, 9:15. Green Zone 1:05, 3:55, 6:50, 9:25. She’s out of my League 6:35 (all days), 9:05 (except Sat & Tue). Shutter Island 12:30 (except Sat), 3:25, 8:50. The Bounty Hunter 1:15, 3:50, 6:45, 9:10. The Last Station 1 (all days), 3:30 (except Sat), 6:20 (all days). ***For special event descriptions, see Calendar.
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wednesday 24 — sunday 28 Green mountain Film Festival For movies, schedule and ticketing information, see greenmountain filmfestival.org.
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SHE’S OUT OF MY LEAGUE★★1/2 Jay Baruchel stars in this comedy about a regular guy who doesn’t know what to make of it when a beautiful woman falls for him. Alice Eve, Mike Vogel and T.J. Miller costar. Jim Field Smith makes his feature directorial debut. (105 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) SHUTTER ISLAND★★ Leonardo Di Caprio and Mark Ruffalo star in the new film from Martin Scorsese, the story of two U.S. marshals summoned to a remote hospital for the criminally insane. Based on the book by Dennis Lehane. With Ben Kingsley, Patricia Clarkson, Michelle Williams and Max von Sydow. (138 min, R. Big Picture, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Welden) THE WHITE RIBBON★★★★★ Caché director Michael Haneke took home the top prize at Cannes for this haunting story about a series of mysterious events that shake the residents of a small German village on the eve of World War I. With Christian Friedel, Ulrich Tukur and Burghart Klaussner. (144 min, R. Roxy; ends 3/25)
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taUrUs (April 20-May 20): It’s my opinion
that everyone has a duty to periodically check in with themselves to make sure they still are who they say they are. over time, there’s a tendency for all of us to fall into the habit of believing our own hype. We get entranced by the persona we project. We’re tempted to keep capitalizing on our past accomplishments in ways that lull us into complacency and give us unconscious permission to stop growing. you, Taurus, are in no worse danger of doing this than any of the rest of us. but the coming weeks will be an excellent time, astrologically speaking, for you to do an intensive check-in.
gemiNi (May 21-June 20): The odds are higher than usual that you’ll encounter a future soul brother or soul sister in the coming weeks. Potential allies are gravitating toward you, even if neither they nor you are aware of it yet. you’re also likely to brush up against a tribe or team you could benefit from knowing more about. That’s why I’m counseling you to be extra open to meeting people you don’t know. Talk to strangers. Ask your friends to introduce you to their friends. And consider the possibility of skipping over the customary social formalities so you can reveal some of the core truths about who you are right from the start.
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(July 23-Aug. 22): From the 9th to the 15th century, the Khmer empire thrived in what is now Cambodia. Its rulers were regarded as deities who had privileges that common folk didn’t have — as well as special responsibilities. For example, each god-king was expected, according to custom, to engage in sexual relations with a sacred nine-headed
Virgo (Aug. 23-sept. 22): According to the oracular priestess at the ancient Greek shrine of Delphi, whom I consulted in my dream last night, your code phrases for the week are “luminous shadow” and “hidden light.” That was the gist of her entire message; she didn’t provide any more practical clues. but here are some ways I might interpret her prophecy if I were you: What dark place in your life might soon shine forth with a new radiance? or: What secret beauty is aching to be found? or: What odd asset have you been concealing for no good reason? liBra
(sept. 23-oct. 22): In my role as moral sentinel, I strongly urge you not to watch “Telephone,” the music video by Lady Gaga and beyoncé. It epitomizes everything that’s crazy-making about our culture: brilliantly executed, gorgeous to behold, and perversely seductive, even though its subject matter is degrading, demoralizing and devoid of meaning. In my role as a kick-ass educator, however, I encourage you to watch the video at least once. I think you’d benefit from seeing such an explicit embodiment of the crazy-making pressures you’ll be wise to avoid exposing yourself to in the coming weeks. you can find it at tinyurl.com/ycx6p34 or tinyurl. com/ycvkkdz.
scorPio (oct. 23-nov. 21): “Most of the time, life does not talk to you,” writes robert T. Kiyosaki in his book Rich Dad, Poor Dad. “It just sort of pushes you around. each push is life saying, ‘Wake up. There’s something I want you to learn.’” Different people respond in different ways, Kiyosaki says. “some just let life push them around. others get angry and push back. but they push back against their boss, or their job, or their husband or wife. They do not know it’s life that’s pushing.” I’m here to tell you, scorpio, that what he says is
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All but one of our planet’s mountain ranges have been mapped: the Gamburtsev Mountains, which are buried under 2.5 miles of ice in Antarctica. Recent efforts to get a read on this craggy landscape, aided by a network of seismic instruments, have revealed some initial details about it, including its role in forming the East Antarctic Ice Sheet. I recommend that you regard the Gamburtsevs as an iconic metaphor in the coming months, Aries. They’ll be an apt symbol for one of your life’s featured themes: the discovery and exploration of a massive unknown territory that has been hidden from view.
particularly apropos for you right now. And I hope that you will neither allow yourself to get pushed around nor blame the wrong source for the push. Instead, make yourself available to learn the lesson that life’s nudging you to pay attention to.
sagittariUs (nov. 22-Dec. 21): nAsA
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In a library in Warsaw, there is a 1000+-page memoir written by my great-great-great-great grandfather, Leon Dembowski, a close advisor to the last king of Poland. someday I’ll make a pilgrimage over there, photocopy that family heirloom, bring it back to America, and have it translated into english. The task I envision for you in the coming weeks, Capricorn, has a certain resemblance to mine. I think you will have the chance to uncover a wealth of material about where you came from, but it’ll take a lot of footwork and reinterpretation.
aQUariUs (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There’s no need for you to get a T-shirt that says, “oh no, not another learning experience.” According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you are not about to have an embarrassing stumble that could in retrospect be euphemistically referred to as a “learning experience.” on the contrary, the educational events you’ll be communing with will be pretty pleasurable, and will more closely resemble a hop, skip and a jump than a stumble. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): I’m inclined to prophesy that in the days to come, you may be able to read the minds of people whose actions are critical to your success. I also suspect that you will know exactly what to do in order to banish a minor health problem. I’m even tempted to believe that when you gaze into the mirror you will be more intrigued than you’ve been in a while. Have you ever heard a bird sing a song just for you? Did you ever find a small treasure you assumed was lost forever? Developments like those are in the works. There’s only one catch: To get the most out of this grace period, you will have to summon more faith in yourself than you usually do.
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caNcer (June 21-July 22): sci-fi author neil Gaiman sometimes invites his readers to get involved in his creative process. While working on the story “Metamorpho,” for example, he Twittered, “Trying to decide if broccoli is funnier than kohlrabi in a list of vegetables.” When a number of fans suggested “rutabaga” instead, he took their suggestion. (Thanks to the New Yorker for that report.) I’d like to borrow Gaiman’s approach, as you’re entering a phase of your astrological cycle when you’ll have maximum power to shape your own destiny. so here’s my question: What accomplishment would you like your horoscope to say you will complete by May 15? email me at Truthrooster@gmail.com.
the length of the day. The amounts were relatively small — three inches and 1.26 microseconds — but it was enough to make “the earth ring like a bell.” I predict a somewhat comparable seismic shift for you in the coming weeks. The main difference is that yours will not be generated by a painful jolt but rather by a breakthrough that’s half smart and half lucky.
serpent every single night, whether he was in the mood or not. (An actual human being usually served as a proxy for the magic snake.) I suspect you may get an inkling of the godking’s double-edged situation in the coming week, Leo. on the one hand, you’re likely to be presented with the possibility of experiencing uncommonly interesting pleasure. on the other hand, there may be an obligatory quality to it — a slightly oppressive pressure that is fully blended with the bliss.
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Police caught a 26-year-old man suspected of stealing a bottle of schnapps and some cough drops from a grocery store in Riverton, Wyo., after he hid in a nearby building, which happened to be the police station. A dispatcher spied the suspect on the station’s surveillance camera and alerted officers. (KTAK-FM News)
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After paying $90 million for its headquarters building in Washington, D.C., the Mortgage Bankers Association sold the three-year-old, 10-story building for $41 million. The industry lobbying group moved into the building in 2008, just before its membership fell from 3000 to 2500, and was unable to find tenants for the 168,000-squarefoot building when the leasing market slowed. (The Washington Post)
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Police charged a 38-year-old man with using a Worcestershire sauce bottle to beat a 43-year-old man returning to his motel room in Florence, Ala. When the bottle wasn’t getting the job done, the attacker switched to a fire extinguisher. (Florence’s Times Daily) Police in Allentown, Pa., said Aaron Ingram, 68, tried to rob his 51-year-old roommate by pretending a beer bottle was a gun. Assistant Chief Joe Hanna said that when the ruse didn’t work, Ingram hit the roommate with the bottle and made off with the victim’s wallet, money and other personal items. (The Morning Call)
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Three weeks after her 100th birthday, retired schoolteacher Harriet Richardson Ames realized her lifelong dream when she was awarded a bachelor’s degree in education at her bedside in Concord, N.H. The next day, she died. “She had what I call a ‘bucket list,’” her daughter, Marjorie Carpenter, said, “and that was the last thing on it.” (Associated Press)
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Police arrested Edward Rodriguez for drug possession after he aroused suspicion by hiding in a ditch behind a vacant home in Mesa, Ariz. A neighbor reported the man to police, who approached the man and noticed he was shirtless and wearing women’s pants with a hole in the crotch exposing his genitals. The man was also wearing his underwear around his neck. (The Arizona Republic)
Some South Carolina lawmakers urged repeal of a state law requiring any group that plans to overthrow any government — federal, state or local—to pay a $5 fee to register with the state or face up to 10 years in prison and a $25,000 fine. Until February, when Sen. Larry Martin said the 1951 statute is one more thing making South Carolina look bad, no one had registered in all the Subversive Activities Registration Act’s 59 years. Secretary of State Mark Hammond said that since February, there have been at least 10 filings. Two actually paid the fee. (Associated Press)
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Fill the grid using the numbers 1-6, only once in each row and column. The numbers in each heavily outlined “cage” must combine to produce the target number in the top corner, using the mathematical operation indicated. A one-box cage should be filled in with the target number in the top corner. A number can be repeated within a cage as long as it is not the same row or column.
Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row acrosss, each column down and each 9-box square contains all of the numbers one to nine. The same numbers cannot be repeated in a row or column.
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Anyone Lonely? I’m searching for true happiness. Not that I haven’t experienced happiness in my life, but just want to have fun & enjoy life. Been there, done that, just looking for a soulmate, whether as a friend or “life partner”. My dream is to live in the country - farm maybe, w/ lots of animals(!) & a good man, of course! tweesa, 48, #117259
I’m go-with-the-flow And open to different types of partners. I share my banks w/ Mass., N.H. & Vt., but I’ve taken risks in the past with “Yankee” & they broke my heart & my clean health record. I usually play nice, but it’s time to knock this radioactive player out of the game. Looking for clean partners only, contaminated need not apply. cleanupuract, 22, #117236
Honest, Creative & Funny Well, I have 3 great kids. I enjoy spending time outside, camping, gardening, reading & cooking. sky815, 32, #117055
friends, lovers or nothing Recently graduated from college, looking for someone to be my person. Not into unfulfilling, empty, random hook-ups. Need consistency for a busy lifestyle. Love Vermont flannel, hiking, running, skiing, texting & laughing. tbhsushi22, 22, l, #117020
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VPR in car coffee charged I am a WF. I have an associate’s & BA in science. I work in health care. I am looking for someone to spend time w/ me & at times my daughter, too. We enjoy activities like the fair & going for walks. I like to get out to the theater. We love to travel. We love coffee shops. cphq2010, 46, l, #117260
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& weight training. I’m not skinny but not overload either. My family is a big part of my life. I’m lookng for a girl who isn’t too high maintenance but always looks good, especially when we go out. I always dress to impress. Latinalovr, 25, #117205
Why is life? One neverending boy philosopher envisioning my dream of a more deliberate life & a twin spirit who may be living with special needs or challenges who would like the idea of creating together a values-guided cooperative, and oh yes, having me, one very deliberate around-the-clock housemate & ADL support person, I’m open to all kinds of ideas & possibilities. neverendingwonderer, 56, l, #117045
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Test Drive Opportunity Single owner for 20 years. Clean & well maintained for model year (recently passed inspection). Suspension like new. Idles well but needs to get out of garage & go for spin or road trip. Needs timing belt. Stereo is iPodcompatible & plays eclectic mix. Local buyer preferred as vehicle needs to be driven under many conditions. Records provided. Serious inquiries only. bc05401, 54, l, #117250
Gnarly, killer, country I love to laugh. I like listening to VPR, but also enjoy watching sports. I love going for walks & having interesting conversations about life or current events. I am a professional living in Burlington seeking someone who is kind, fit & intelligent. I love good books, good conversations & cooking w/ others. A2, 35, l, #109195
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It’s about time... I have been waiting for Mr. Right to come along, and since he is taking his sweet time, I thought I would find Mr. Right now. I am looking for someone who can enjoy me, a BBW, & all I have to offer. I need someone who is clean & honest. alhinnj2, 30, l, #116546
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Threesome I am in a relationship & looking for a little bit of fun for me & my boyfriend. He is great in bed & would love another girl to experience him as well as me. I have never had a threesome before. Looking for NSA - just a little fun. Help me please him. Please send pics; no pics, no response. seekingadventure, 26, #117119 Down For You Is Up Just looking to have a lot of sex ... exclusively w/ a woman/women. Open to different kinds of play, etc. I am 23 & live in Burlington. sexnow, 23, l, #117044
curious...again I am a professional looking for NSA adult experiences. I have had my flings back in high school, but am looking for someone to expand my knowledge & who is willing to join in w/ my existing boy toy on occasion. Discretion is a must, D/D free. alts, 28, #116542 In need of release! Good looking girl with a bf that just doesn’t get pleased enough.My bf has nothing to do with this. I’ve never had a one on one with a girl. I like vibrators and rough sex. I am willing to send pics. Will you be the first girl to give it to me rough and make me cum? bicurious, 25, #116457
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nudist babe I’m a 26 y.o. woman looking for love. I love the outdoors & experiencing it in the nude; hiking, camping, etc., but also being around the house naked. I’m an all-natural girl in every way: no shaving, no deodorant, but I’m still feminine - just natural :) I’m looking for other women, age isn’t important, to explore our bodies, minds & our hearts. topfreebabe, 26, l, #117094 Adorable & Fun Loving I’m the cure to your blonde addiction. I’m a college student looking for discreet encounters. 20, petite, blonde, blue-eyed. Looking to experiment a bit w/ great guy. Little shy & innocent at first, willing to try everything once, and I totally believe in chemistry. starsinaugust, 20, l, #116981
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In Need Of Love I am a 21 y.o. F. I find both men & women attractive. I am looking for a1:15:57 PM 1x1c-mediaimpact030310.indd 1 3/1/10 relationship w/ someone M or F - I’m not picky. Just need someone to love & care for me and knows how to please my...! v_nicole, 20, #116963 SexForHours Looking for playful person who would want to have discreet meetings that will last for hours! I want someone who will put me in my place & make me see the naughty girl I’ve been lately. BellaTouchesYou, 23, #116714
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New to this, looking around I’m new to this whole personal ad thing, but I figured I might as well try. Nothing too kinky, but I’m willing to try a few things out. I am a virgin still, however I am hoping that someone will come along & change that soon. Contact me for pictures. I am also down for some Internet play. ThisSoundsLikeFun, 20, l, #117198 NSA sex Vergennes 24 y.o. from Maine, stuck in VT, in need of some sexual attention. Any females 18-55 who are attractive & down to “play,” click yes & we’ll chat. I’m 6’2, 195 lbs., tatted up & well experienced in the bedroom. Looking for first timers or well-aged cougars - all are welcome. weekendfuck, 24, l, #117177 I can lick all day Hey, there. Attached M seeking a FWB. I am craving the endorphins that you get when you meet someone new. When you are so hot that the lightest touch from that person can make you quake w/ the anticipation of an orgasm. Seeking a long-term FWB that we can both enjoy. bdm05401, 34, #117159 Kept Man I am an attractive, educated, funloving man in a sexually dead relationship (unmarried) w/ a woman who values only material things. I am looking for some sexual fun & play. I love to learn & I am open for most anything. Beemer, 52, #117155 thanks for being hot! So, here’s the deal ... simply looking for some random, discreet, physical FUN! ski_nakedd, 28, #117153 manimal I am a free spirit who loves all kinds of sexual fun. I am an exhibitionist & love to be watched by those who love to watch me. I love boys & girls and hope to meet some new playmates. I am a handsome 27 y.o. who can’t wait to hear from fellow adventurers ;). stan4321, 27, #116711 man looking for fun I am a man looking for fun. Are there any women out there? If so, email me to set up a wild time. 117069, 45, u, #117069 Ready? Are you someone who wishes to be submissive in a sexual relationship but not comfortable w/ submitting to pain & kinky domination? I will be in charge of your pleasure but not your life. Interested? northern_man2, 51, #117140 It’s time for fun I clicked on too many things ... I guess I have a difficult time making choices. However, I know I love meeting new people & finding the magic that happens after the chemistry is discovered. 05602_for_fun, 38, l, #117122
Sparks will Fly Man seeking to share his love of life w/ an exciting woman. I am happy & joyful as a sexual M and according to the Law of Attraction, if you are a sensual woman then I have what you want. I have extra large hands, dry humor and tons of enthusiasm. generator, 45, l, #117117 recovering from “nuclear divorce” (help!) Small-town boy? Yes, but I lived most of my life in southern California. The only thing I miss is my neighbor & her sister. I would like to change from “petite & brunette(s)” to “tall, thin & blonde(s).” It’s OK if your friend wants to watch at first. I look like the rocker Sting. You should be hot, too. wallstreetshuffle, 48, #117079
strong drugs in sex. I’m in a relationship that’s lacked sexual intensity & now I’m ready to unleash my imagination. Interested? SoReady, 50, #116956
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Sexy professional couple Looking for a good time, petite professional. Looking for a sexy, swinging couple. a_cote, 38, #117257 Double the Fun We’re a couple (both married to other people) who have been lovers for about a year & are now looking to invite another woman into our playdates. We’re both intelligent, fit (he’s slim, she’s curvy), sensitive, sensual & open to adventure. mandk, 44, #117240 Hotwife Cougar Happily married cougar seeks couple who are looking for a three-way experience w/ me. This is not your usual swinger thing, but something more
Kink of the week: Live life to the fullest By day, I am a normal-looking person who could be your neighbor. By night, the real me shows through. I am looking for a man or couple (MF/MM) who is interested in conversation & playdates w/ a fun-loving, erotic extrovert. I am married (open) & polyamorous w/ another woman; but I am not necessarily a package deal! The choice is yours. Aster, 36, l, #116565 FROM HER ONLINE PROFILE: The one caveat- you must have a good sense of humor; I love to laugh!! Looking For It I’m interested in meeting a girl who knows how to have a good time & who isn’t afraid to be herself. I’m a 24 y.o. college grad who has been looking for some company lately. Let’s hang out & see where it goes! riverwild, 24, #117073 I wanna get you off Hi, UVM senior trying to meet new people before I graduate! Not looking for anything too serious, unless we really hit it off. Do you want to be my dancehall queen? rendezvous, 23, l, #117019 take a time-out Stop the world, I want to get you off. Seeking a time-stopping retreat from the daily grind. A secret memory for that unexplained smile during the day. The desire to set a rendezvous, the sweet anticipation as the appointed hour draws near, the fire that desire brings to the meeting of occasional lovers. x497, 46, #116983 In Charge of Pleasure Ready to enjoy the ultimate of giving & attaining sexual pleasure? Not into pain but you must be open minded, willing to push your limits. Slow & steamy, risky & risque, hard & fast, unpredictable. Email if you think this is what you want. However, don’t expect an invite unless you are healthy, honest & feel good about your body. northern_man, 56, l, #116989 Pleasure without measure... Attached, discreet, but completely ready to engage in anything that’s mutually exciting w/ the right person/couple. Not afraid to try or teach something new. My tendencies lean strongly toward the sensual, but pain & power can be very
sublime & wickedly delicious. And, no, I am not cheating on my husband. He will/can be involved (in a straight way) if we want. AngieZ, 50, l, #117196 we’ve been looking for you My boyfriend & I are looking to add a little spice to our relationship. We want to add another girl or 2 to join us. We are open minded & almost willing for anything. Contact me if you are interested or have any questions you want to ask me. Areyouready, 22, #117174 Want a playful joy toy PM couple ISO a BIWM, 30-45, healthy, tall, clean, blondish, H/W proportional & not pushy type, willing to be our “toy” to use & open to oral bi (only). Want you to be a cut big 8” (or bigger) & NOT have a hairy body. We’re not rush types, so don’t expect to bed the first day. mashu_kun, 42, #105996 fun, open-minded, passionate bisexual couple Attractive M/F bisexual couple, 24/25, w/ a fantastic sex life, seeking man, woman or another bisexual couple to play with. Although we’ve both been involved in group activities in the past, we are just beginning to explore it together. We are both very orally inclined, and share a number of fun kinks. Want to share them w/ us? 4:20 friendly. meandmybaby, 25, #116872
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Sassy at Magnolia The curly-haired, newly single waitress at Magnolia: So glad you ditched the loser; you are too good for him! When: Sunday, March 21, 2010. Where: Magnolia. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907213 Blue eyes DoReMi in Burlington I have to say your smile is amazing & those blue eyes are very nice, as well. You seem to know what you want & I would like to know more about you. You really caught my eye. When: Sunday, March 21, 2010. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907212 UVM Officer Sat. Cumby’s Riverside You came in to get a coffee, 3/20. Had a small conversation. You left before I did, but you never pulled out. Was I lucky enough to think you were waiting for me to say some more? The glances kept happening. Did I miss my chance? I looked for a ring but didn’t see one. Are you single? Interested? When: Saturday, March 20, 2010. Where: Cumberland Farms Riverside. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907211 Handsome at Hannaford To the handsome man wearing the orange shirt/fleece vest at Hannaford Friday evening who made me slow down for a second glance & a smile as I was rushing to pick up a few things. I was the girl w/ the blond hair in the navy jacket who inadvertently kept running into you. Maybe we could make dinner together sometime? When: Friday, March 19, 2010. Where: Hannaford, North Ave. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907210
AWAITING MY DESTINY... AND WAITING ... AND WAITING You: the aloof man who won’t commit. Me: the dedicated woman who wants to love you. It seems I’ve been waiting forever for my Mr. Wrong to be my Mr. Right. Are you ever going to retire your playbook & come in off the field? I think you’re just scared ... prove me wrong. I can’t wait another 5 years... When: Thursday, March 18, 2010. Where: at my front door. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907199 Gracie Every day is getting better! Our routine will never be routine! Gracie, you’re the best. And we have the best show in town! I love you. George When: Wednesday, March 17, 2010. Where: in my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907198 Fresh Market 3/17 You: really cute girl behind the counter, purple streak in your hair. Commented on how we have a sweet gym to work out at, and I told you to give the secret knock & I could sneak you in. Just wanted you to know I look forward to heading to the Market every day hoping to smalltalk you. When: Wednesday, March 17, 2010. Where: Fresh Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907196 Warrior in Training Didn’t know if I was supposed to respond or let it go. Monday, 10/11/10? When: Wednesday, February 24, 2010. Where: on a hike.... You: Woman. Me: Man. #907195 Sunrise on the Lake Every morning I wake up next to the most beautiful woman in the world. We laugh & have shared a few tears.
My Pearl at Eyecare You: the beautiful blond w/ the haunting green eyes. You wore a white sweater & black pants. Me: the tall guy in the white shirt & tan Carhartt pants. I came into your store interested in sunglasses, but found you instead. You were a pleasant distraction from the sunglasses as you walked by me. How about a drink sometime? When: Wednesday, March 17, 2010. Where: Eyecare of Vermont, Essex Junction. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907190 tenderoni Saw you in the MMU hallway & you fixed my shoe. I will spoon, cook & make art w/ you till the end of days. Houselistening, milk-gut rocking, skinny white boy, I will always wait. When: Monday, March 15, 2010. Where: 3 Needs. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907189 Meghan R. floated through Like Titania on that spring-before-theEquinox day. You asked your father to hold before we last connected, but I could say nothing. You sat on the warm steps. I was truly & truly enchanted. When: Tuesday, March 16, 2010. Where: !. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907188 Beautiful Woman on Amtrak. You: 5’ 8, shoulder-length curly black hair. You were siting to the left of me on the Amtrak train from Springfield, Mass., on 3/16 around 5:30 p.m. You had on a red sweater & brown pants. I was the tall redhead to the right of you at a loss for words. I was in front of you leaving the train. When: Tuesday, March 16, 2010. Where: Amtrak Springfield, MA to Essex Jct.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907187 high5 Apparently we have the same shoes? We have been giving each other high fives for about 6 years? Just curious. When: Friday, March 12, 2010. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907183
I was friendly with this guy for over a year. I always thought he was really hot, but I assumed he was gay because he’s on the effeminate side, and I witnessed him drunkenly kissing boys at bars. However, in November, he corrected me and told me that he was “definitely straight.” As soon as he said that, I asked him out. We’ve been “dating” ever since, hanging out a couple times per week and having sex every two weeks or so — not exactly a whirlwind romance, but our connection is too compelling to let him go. He says he has a hard time thinking of me as more than a good friend, but he still allows me to plan — and pay for — elaborate dates. Then he dropped a bomb on me last week: He told me he has a crush on another girl and asked me for advice. Oh, and by the way, he’s still making out with men on occasion. I’m a 36-year-old woman — aren’t I too old for this bullshit? Also, I feel like I should have my sexuality figured out by now, but I’m constantly confusing myself. I’ve had sex with a number of gay men, and I’ve also tried dating women. I find that I’m only attracted to feminine women and effeminate men — what is my deal?
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Girlfriend, whether or not your boyfriend is gay is the least of your worries. Let’s review: He makes out with other people, he doesn’t pay for dates, he only sexes you every two weeks, and he’s asking you for advice about other women. How much more time are you willing to waste on this guy? As for your “deal” — comedian and queer icon Margaret Cho said in the latest edition of Original Plumbing Magazine that “I’m really attracted to masculinity whether it’s in a female-bodied person or a male-bodied person. To me, masculinity is sexually arousing, that’s what I’m oriented to...” Have you considered that you might be like Cho, only attracted to femininity? Forget about being attracted to a gender and go with whatever turns you on. Dump your waffling, freeloading boyfriend for a feminine person — male, female or transgender — who can love you back.
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beauty at the bar To the stunning blond lass in the red, white & black dress exchanging glances w/ me from across the bar at 3 Needs: You made my St. Patty’s Day. Wish I’d had the courage to strike up a conversation. Perhaps I could buy you a coffee of the irish variety sometime? When: Wednesday, March 17, 2010. Where: 3 Needs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907201
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DIAMOND in the Mall! I saw a beautiful girl working in the Church St. mall at the jewelry shop. It wasn’t the jewelry that caught my attention. I think you noticed me, too. Interested in meeting when you’re not working? You were wearing a gray top, blond hair. I was also wearing a gray top (minus the blond hair) & I had a black jacket on. When: Saturday, March 20, 2010. Where: Church St. Mall. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907206
Perfervid Panegyric You devastate me w/ ecstasy & leave me shattered. Such is your power. And then you do it again & again & again. Oh, lucky me... When: Friday, March 19, 2010. Where: wherever we can. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907203
Luck O’ the Irish You’re the cute little blonde girl who sat me & my friends at our table on St. Patty’s Day. I asked you where the restroom was. I wanted to talk more but you were working. We should grab a drink sometime. When: Wednesday, March 17, 2010. Where: Halverson’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907192
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Don’t Let Me Go Let’s face it - there’s something between us. Just look at how long this has been going on. I believe the ball is in YOUR court, my dear. When: Monday, March 17, 2008. Where: 1.3 miles from your door. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907207
Belted Off in South B You: beautiful woman, curly dark hair w/ a smile that could kill a baby elephant. Green-studded belt for St. Patty’s Day, with a charm on your wrist. Me: handsome M, dark hair & sunglasses. We passed each other; you winked, my heart buckled. When: Wednesday, March 17, 2010. Where: parking lot/South B. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #907204
Saw you shopping Caught my eye at Price Chopper: you shopping once a month, me getting a few small items. Would actually like to meet you again. Wish I had gotten the guts to ask your number. When: Wednesday, March 17, 2010. Where: Price Chopper So. Burl. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907193
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the ball’s in your court You always know how to make me smile. I am waiting for you to tell me you are ready. That I am the one who you want to be with & call your own. The one you don’t run from when you are scared you have gotten too close!! When: Thursday, March 18, 2010. Where: my place. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907209
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You are the most amazing person to be around. I know you have had a couple of bumps in your road. Let’s just put the pedal to the metal & cruise forward & see where it goes! Dopple what? When: Wednesday, March 17, 2010. Where: in my arms every morning. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907194
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