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march 22-29, 2006 vol.11 no.31

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GAME ON BY DAVID THOMAS

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Why the AP Fired Christopher Graff

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Winners and Losers Have Different Takes on IRV BY KEN PICARD UVM 11A

Students Campaign to Kick Coke Off Campus 11A

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NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH Regarding “Downtown Businesses Oppose Home for Nonviolent Female Offenders” [“Local Matters,” March 8], I was quite angry that you left out a significant side of the story: the opinions of people who call this area home. You noted the project “abuts the Catholic Church” but left out of the picture the other building adjacent to 76-78 Cherry, which accommodates two residences and an office. Yes, it’s across from the parking garage, and on the other side are apartments on Bank Street, as well as several more behind the property on Pine Street and Pearl Street. It may not be strictly residential, but people like me live there and I hope our opinions are taken into account in the future. At this time I neither oppose nor support the proposed project, as I have yet to learn much about it. What I can say is I am appalled that this was the first I learned of it, in a story focused on the opposition from businesses. I don’t agree with the Burlington Business Association that the project should necessarily be halted for a public hearing, but I would strongly encourage the city to host a discussion to address concerns of all of those who are a part of this neighborhood. I view this area as a great mix of community and business, and I want to see it stay that way, but that means talking to the people who live there after the stores and offices close for the night. Katie Cultrera

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The Three-Years War: Protests & Denial Word comes in of a good-sized protest this past weekend down Rutland way, a rally to mark ongoing opposition to the craziness in Iraq, on this the third anniversary of the War. Susan writes: “Went to the Peace Rally we had here in Rutland yesterday afternoon. For being bitterly cold, we had a darned good turn-out: 250 or so, from 8 to 88 years old, Rutlanders and far-flung Vermonters alike. “We stood at the corner of Routes 7 and 4, by the bandstand park, and held our signs from 2 to 3:30. Lots of people honked enthusiastically as they drove by! Of course, there were one or two (males, of course) who gave us the finger and yelled obscenities. “But then there was the guy who must have circled the block at least 10 times, honking with great gusto, cheering, and giving us the “V” peace sign out his open window . . . . And one of our group walked up and down behind the block-long line of us carrying a huge American flag. I thanked him for bringing it and added, ‘It belongs to us too!’” Posted March 20 by Philip Baruth [edited for length]

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WELCOME USE As one of the 35 or so residents on the top block of Pine Street, I’d like to voice my support for the planned Northern Lights House [“Local Matters,” March 8]. Believe it or not, we are part of a mixed-use neighborhood that benefits its residents and local businesses alike. Between the churches, courts and parking lots, some of us still enjoy living here, and this plan — making a beautiful home for people on the rebound — is just the right thing to add to our community. I’d also like to express my vociferous dismay at the mean-spirited and officious “position paper” by Nancy Wood, president of the BBA, in which she calls for a public hearing on the plan. The actual business people in this immediate neighborhood are much more generous in their understanding of what a community is all about. I can’t believe that the members of BBA endorsed Ms. Wood’s diatribe ahead of its publication, and look forward to its retraction, or — better — to Ms. Wood’s removal as president. Or maybe there are other business associations that better represent this part of town. Michael Niederer BURLINGTON

GIVE AWAY Regarding Cathy Resmer’s piece on Josh Bridgman’s Silent Invasion [“Being Josh Bridgman,” March 8]: A huge part of the artistic expe1:57 PM

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rience is just that — the experience. While the story was wellwritten, I was surprised and disappointed to see Resmer remove the suspense from Bridgeman’s masterly weaving of plot and tangents as she went about describing Silent Invasion. I’ve never eaten cereal with a burnt spoon. Perhaps I’m naive, perhaps ignorant, but I’m glad I didn’t know until I knew. Elisabeth Howland WINOOSKI

NOISES OFF I sat two rows in front of Lori Lewis and her fidgeting children during the VYO concert in January [“Letters,” March 8]. I overheard their whispers, but found the “shushing” noises made by others much more distracting. I was shocked by the tone and the language used by the Flynn Spirit [usher] who lectured Lori and demanded that her family vacate their seats. Lori’s letters of outrage were quite reasonable in comparison. After watching the hubbub surrounding Lori and that wonderful concert bubble for weeks in Seven Days, it was with great trepidation that I attended Friday’s performance of the Peking Acrobats. My fears increased when I realized that more than half of the audience were children. How would the Flynn Spirits ever manage to reseat all of these children, should they fidget or whisper during the performance?


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The outcome was worse than I imagined. Every single child in the audience whispered, fidgeted, and even laughed out loud during the performance. Surprisingly, most of the adults and even the Spirits exhibited the same behavior! Meanwhile, the talented acrobats did their best to avoid the distractions from the audience while performing their death-defying feats. Where were the noise-conscious nannies on Friday? Did they have the night off? Did they tire themselves out yelling at the school children during the matinee per-

formances? Or, did they just not care about the well being of the performers because they were from out of town? It’s one thing to be family friendly. However, safety should come first. John Canning SOUTH BURLINGTON

KISSING CURLEY? Bob Kiss’ election was the most exciting since Bernie’s second. That one showed the strength of an idea that only squeaked through its first trial. The idea has since

grown stale. Bob seems to augur a renewal. I mean the “progressive” idea, whatever that is. It’s too vague to describe without rhetoric; as far as I can make out, its use in politics just means “different from the other rascals,” or, “like Democrats, except where Democrats are like Republicans.” Maybe it’s better left vague. But, sure as Progressives threw the old rascals out, they’ve become the new ones. That’s not meant to insult — it’s just the natural consequence of being too long in office.

I think the decline started the moment someone thought of turning an ill-defined Movement into a Party. A change of the Progressive Party in City Hall is now overdue, but what we need is not another Party but just people who work from ideals and the right spirit. Bob Kiss strikes me as progressive by nature rather than party affiliation. I hope his budgetary tack is hard-headed. But, especially, I hope he brings some opposition voices into his administration — nay-sayers rather than yes-men. Voices that will keep complacency from setting in. Kevin Curley, for instance, who seems to be more progressive than he might admit, has the right spirit, energy, experience, articulateness and critical bent. He could be a great assistant mayor, or business liaison, or even head of CEDO. What say, Bob? Fred G. Hill BURLINGTON

FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH In response to the article “What Do They Want?” about youth leaving Vermont [March 15], there are many factors to take into consideration. First off, the problem isn’t necessarily that the price of living is too high or that college is too expensive, although we are

above the national average. The problem resides with the low-paying, blue-collar job market Burlington and Vermont in general has to offer. Specifically, Burlington, a typical college town, is crawling with students eager to find a temporary job that can afford them that spring-break vacation or the typical living expenses associated with college etiquette — hence the Friday night parking disaster at Pearl Street Beverage. On top of the struggling college students are the recent college graduates of years past, who remain in Burlington. All of those graduates are seeking an entry-level position in their designated field, which has nothing to do with serving coffee or waiting tables at any of the hundred restaurants downtown. This being said, and the fact that Vermont is 5 percent above the national average of persons of age 25-plus holding a Bachelor’s degree, what kind of job opportunity is really left at the end of the day? The chance of getting a decent job or at least one that is in your field of study is limited. It’s no secret that the young can’t afford to live here. Shaun Boyce BURLINGTON

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MONTPELIER — State lawmakers from the House and Senate government operations committees met jointly last week to hear testimony on Burlington’s recent foray into instant runoff voting. There was near-universal praise for the city’s voter-education program and for how the mechanics of the voting process were implemented. There was anything but consensus, however, on how IRV affected the campaign. Under IRV, voters can rank candidates in order of preference. When the votes are tallied, if one candidate doesn’t receive more than 50 percent of the votes, the second-choice votes of the bottom candidates are reallocated to the two leading contenders until someone receives a majority. Some of the harshest criticism about IRV came from Senator Hinda Miller, the Democratic

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an amazing feat,” he joked. But Miller didn’t appear to be in a laughing mood. “In IRV, the candidate was allowed to influence that second vote,” she countered. “I personally find that very scary, and I, as a candidate, could not figure out how to game this system. And it becomes a game.” Currently, both the House and Senate are considering bills that would adopt IRV for statewide races. Miller advised her fellow lawmakers to “please go slow on

Sandy Baird described IRV as “an electoral strategy” rather than an electoral reform, and called it “a solution to a problem that never existed.” (Burlington had never held a runoff race for mayor.) As a lawyer, Baird also questioned whether IRV violates the constitutional right of “one person, one vote.” She later explained that anyone who voted for the bottom three candidates as both their first- and second-place choices were effectively denied a vote in the runoff.

this” and urged them to consider how IRV changes the way campaigns function. The Vermont Republican Party also weighed in with its assessment of IRV. Speaking on behalf of the state GOP, Rep. Kurt Wright (R–Burlington) refrained from taking a formal stand for or against instant runoff. However, he claimed that IRV made Burlington’s mayoral candidates far more reluctant to take strong positions on the issues out of fear of alienating their opponents’ voters and losing their second-place votes. The result, Wright argued, was that “personality became more important than issues.” He suggested that a traditional runoff election would have refocused the campaigns and the media’s attention on the differences between the two finalists’ positions. Others were even more pointed in their condemnation of IRV. Burlington attorney and Democratic former Representative

Baird, who sponsored a mayoral debate at City Hall, echoed Wright’s comments that because the candidates were all vying for each other’s second-place votes, the race was more focused on personalities than on issues. Baird, who had endorsed Miller’s candidacy, added, “I’ve never seen such personal attacks, on one candidate in particular, in my entire history in Burlington.” But Mayor-elect Kiss disagreed that the candidates didn’t differentiate themselves from one another, and he challenged Miller’s remarks that anyone was “gaming the system.” As Kiss put it, “I’m not sure that candidates can try to guess the system.” Kiss said that in his assessment, Burlington voters were well served by IRV since a mayor was elected by the largest number of voters; typically, voter turnout drops markedly in runoff elections that are held weeks after the election. Kiss also dis-

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the paramilitary?” Cardona asked. Since 1989, eight other union activists have been killed, and scores of others have been kidnapped, threatened or “disappeared,” he added. Natalia Fajardo, a UVM student and Colombia native, is a CRC organizer. “It matters to me because it is an issue of moral responsibility,” she says. Fajardo point out that UVM’s “Common Ground” statement of values affirms, “We are a community that unites against all forms of injustice and we are striving to become an environmental leader in the nation.” She adds, “We should not do business with a company that is clearly committing both environmental and social abuses throughout the world.” The Coca-Coca bottling company in Colchester employs about 150 people and distributes about two-thirds of the Coca-Cola products sold in the state, including those at UVM, according to General Manager David LaRose. He points out that all Coke beverages bottled and sold in Vermont are manufactured within the United States, and have no connection to Colombian bottlers. LaRose defers all other inquiries about Coke’s record on human rights and the environment to the company’s headquarters. Pablo Largacha is director of public affairs and communications with Coca-Cola in Atlanta. Also a native of Colombia, he admits there’s a “valid and legitimate cry for help” from some labor activists

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about that countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ongoing spasms of violence, which have claimed more than 100,000 lives in the last 60 years. However, he asserts that some activists, including union organizers in the United States, have â&#x20AC;&#x153;attached their cause to the Coca-Cola trademarkâ&#x20AC;? in an â&#x20AC;&#x153;opportunistic effortâ&#x20AC;? to gain

sympathy and international media attention. Largacha points out that two separate judicial investigations in Colombia have cleared the company of any involvement in antiunion violence. He also notes that Coke was dismissed as a defendant in a federal lawsuit filed in U.S.

District Court in Miami in 2001. In a country where violence has deterred all but 5 percent of the total workforce from joining unions, Largacha adds, about 31 percent of Cokeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s employees in Colombia are unionized. He downplays the impact of anti-Coke campaigns on college campuses. Some schools, such as St. Johnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s University in New York, have rejected studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; efforts to stop the sale of Coke products on campus, Largacha notes. Others, like Rutgers, chose not to renew their Coke contracts because they received more competitive bids from Pepsi. Still others, he asserts, dropped Coke for more practical reasons â&#x20AC;&#x201D; university administrators didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like being embroiled in complex and murky international disputes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;For most administrators, their core business is education,â&#x20AC;? Largacha says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want this thing on top of their desks, causing lots of phone calls and emails to pour in.â&#x20AC;? UVM Director of Communications Enrique Corredera says the administration is sensitive to studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; concerns and is committed to adhering to the universityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s high ethical business standards. However, he believes that other venues, such as the court system and international bodies, are much better equipped to evaluate the validity of the claims being made against the company. For now, he says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;We feel a great degree of obligationâ&#x20AC;? to honor UVMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contract with Coca-Cola. m

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astonished by the news and intend to appeal the wire service headquarters in New York.” So what happened? First of all, Mr. Graff is saying nothing beyond confirming that he was indeed “fired.” He told “Inside Track” on Tuesday he is meeting with an attorney and is in the process of negotiating a separation agreement with AP. “To me, reality is setting in today,” said Graff, “but what made today special is seeing all the nice comments” in the morning’s newspaper stories about his dismissal. All of a sudden here’s a chill in the air, the smell of fear, people worried about their jobs. The reporters at the Montpelier bureau we’ve contacted have not responded to inquiries. However, an “Inside Track” investigation of Graff’s firing has uncovered the following: First, since former USA Today president and publisher Tom Curley took over the reins at AP in 2003, things have taken a turn for the worse. Graff isn’t the first veteran AP bureau chief to get axed recently. Curley’s new Gannett-style policies and guidelines are being imposed with an iron fist by his new team of managers. There are complaints the news is being dumbed down by corporate, and the AP gold standard is being turned into cow flop. Second, “Inside Track” has learned that Mr. Graff’s firing is directly linked to a certain news item he moved out to client newspapers on the Associated Press wire two weeks ago. According to sources in the Vermont media, the item was a column written by Vermont Democratic U.S. Sen. Patrick J. Leahy. The subject was the growing threat to our democracy by infringements imposed by the Bush administration on America’s hallowed Freedom of Information Act. It was submitted for possible publication by the “Sunshine in Government Initiative” of the American Society of Newspaper Editors. Sources say the Leahy column moved on the Vermont AP wire on Wednesday, March 8, as part of a “Sunshine Sunday” preview package. Also in the Sunday package was a feature on Gov. Douglas’ attempt to bar access to public records by invoking the “deliberative process privilege.” Sunday kicked off “Sunshine Week.” Open government was a national theme raised by many news outlets coast to coast. But shortly after the AP Sunshine package moved on the Vermont wire, an unidentified AP editor up the food chain abruptly yanked it. Vermont AP clients were notified it was being withdrawn. Here’s what went out on the wire: BULLETIN ELIMINATION Advisory The Associated Press Editors: The Sunshine Week column by Sen. Patrick Leahy, sent without a dateline in advance March 8 for use in Sunday newspapers of March 12, has been eliminated. The material should not have moved on the wire. INSIDE TRACK >> 16A

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U.S. Treasury is in a shambles, and Big Oil is running its own war, with the U.S. military â&#x20AC;&#x201D; especially our National Guard weekend warriors â&#x20AC;&#x201D; as their private security force. As St. Patrick wrote in the statement AP censored: The right to know is a cornerstone of our democracy. Without it, citizens are kept in the dark about key policy decisions that directly affect their lives. Without open government, citizens cannot make informed choices at the ballot box. Without access to public documents and a vibrant free press, officials can make decisions in the shadows, often in collusion with special interests, escaping accountability for their actions. And once eroded, these rights are hard to win back. Amen. Once again weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re reminded that the only thing 1984 author George Orwell got wrong was the date. With Big Brother controlling the White House, both branches of Congress and the Supreme Court, taking over AP was only a matter of time. P.S. One other thing. Mr. Graff says he plans on being in his familiar anchor seat Friday evening for the next edition of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Vermont This Weekâ&#x20AC;? on Vermont Public Television. Might be worth watching, eh? The Cause of War â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The bloody and senseless BushCheney-Rumsfeld-Rove bloodbath in Iraq enters its fourth year this week. And Bush is out on the stump saying everythingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going just fine! Is anyone better off today than they were four years ago? Back then, it was a war fought because, our president said, we were threatened by Saddam Husseinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s deadly weapons. Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s press fell for it, and Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s public followed like sheep to the slaughter. So why did America go to war? In the past week, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Trackâ&#x20AC;? has gained a little insight into the true answer from what may at first appear unusual sources. Jim Douglas is the Republican governor of Vermont and a Bush supporter. Last week he went on a surprise trip to the war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan to visit Vermont soldiers. Brian Dubie is the Republican lieutenant governor of Vermont and a Bush supporter. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also a former Vermont Air Guard pilot. Last week Brian Dubie was addressing a UVM event titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Future Possibilities in Sustainable Energy Solutions.â&#x20AC;? The war was not the topic that day â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Green Valleyâ&#x20AC;? was. But it was Doobie-Dooâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rather frank remarks about the war in Iraq that turned a few heads. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This focus is on energy,â&#x20AC;? said Dubie. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You pick up the newspaper today, The Burlington Free Press, top of the fold, our governorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in Iraq,â&#x20AC;? he pointed out. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Well, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about energy,â&#x20AC;? said the Doobster. The warâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about â&#x20AC;&#x153;energy,â&#x20AC;? eh? And here we thought it was about fighting global terrorism and spreading freedom and


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democracy to the people of Iraq! Brian was obviously referring to the vast oil reserves beneath the Iraqi desert â&#x20AC;&#x201D; oil desperately needed for Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fleet of low-mileage cars and trucks. Thanks for being so honest about it, Brian. On Saturday, Gov. Douglas held a press conference at Camp Johnson. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d been whisked through the war zone on low-flying helicopters. Except for at one stop, the only Iraqi people he saw were on the ground below as he flew over. His only ground-level contact was at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Baghdad. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll remember,â&#x20AC;? said Douglas, â&#x20AC;&#x153;is when an Iraqi guard who was on duty at the tomb saw the two-star Pentagon general who was traveling with us, he immediately snapped to attention and saluted an American general!â&#x20AC;? Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s governor, a war supporter from before Day One, took that salute as evidence â&#x20AC;&#x153;that there certainly is a good working relationship and increasingly successful one between the American and Iraqi forces.â&#x20AC;? Whatever you say, Guv! Douglas said he thanked the troops â&#x20AC;&#x153;for the service thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s being rendered to our great country,â&#x20AC;? and assured them that the efforts of â&#x20AC;&#x153;those who have paid the ultimate sacrifice are not in vain.â&#x20AC;? Pretty much standard rhetoric with the timeless line about sacrifices â&#x20AC;&#x153;not being in vain.â&#x20AC;? We heard the same line in the 1960s about sacrifices in Vietnam. But how and when will we know? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Well, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll obviously have to wait and see how history judges the operation,â&#x20AC;? said Douglas, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but someone described Iraq as basically a rich country that is temporarily poor.â&#x20AC;? Unlike Afghanistan, he noted, â&#x20AC;&#x153;they have the resources there, human, natural and economic, to be a real player in the world economy.â&#x20AC;? The Guv didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mention â&#x20AC;&#x153;oilâ&#x20AC;? specifically. He didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to. Impeachment Update â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The Addison County Democratic Committee passed the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rutland Resolutionâ&#x20AC;? on a voice vote Monday evening. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on the agenda for Thursdayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gathering of Chittenden County Democrats. The resolution calls on the Vermont Legislature to pass a similar impeachment resolution and forward it to the U.S. House. Under House rules, such a state-passed resolution can be used to set the impeachment wheels in motion. Democratic State Chairman Ian Carleton anticipates a special state committee meeting on the matter on April 8. Stay tuned. m â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Trackâ&#x20AC;? is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Peter Freyne, email freyne@sevendaysvt.com.

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t would be time to start to get acquainted with some of the challenges.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Michael Chertoff, Homeland Security director Dear Mr. Chertoff: Amen. Leaving aside the quality of your English, I want you to know that I entirely agree with your statement of March 9 and am completely in sync with your goal. The â&#x20AC;&#x153;challengesâ&#x20AC;? now facing our nation and the world are exactly what we need to get acquainted with, although â&#x20AC;&#x201D; no offense to you â&#x20AC;&#x201D; I think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s past time we did. And Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not just talking about

We all know, Mr. Chertoff, that Bush doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give a damn how many people die of bird flu, any more than he cares how many die in the Middle East. â&#x20AC;&#x153;bird flu,â&#x20AC;? as you were at your news conference in Washington last week. No, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m talking about something larger than an avian-borne illness, however dreadful that might turn out to be. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m talking about the ongoing horror of the reign of your boss, George W. Bush, the man who put you in power and left you alone with the keys. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re even beginning to sound like him, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m afraid, using the same kind of rambling, obfuscating language that says nothing of importance, but does now and then serve to reassure at least part of a bewildered population. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s called â&#x20AC;&#x153;fast talk,â&#x20AC;? Mr. Chertoff, and it works only for a while. As an example, when you issued last weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dire warnings about bird flu, you sounded just like the president when he talks about â&#x20AC;&#x153;terror,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;the terroristsâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;democracy on the march.â&#x20AC;? You seemed determined to scare the bejeezus out of us, while simultaneously insisting that everythingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to be hunky-dory if we just sit back, pay our bills on time, and let the big boys handle it. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t predict,â&#x20AC;? you declared (immediately begging the question of why you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t), â&#x20AC;&#x153;but I certainly have to say that we should be prepared for the possibility that at some point in the next few months, a wild fowl will come over the migratory pathway and will be infected.â&#x20AC;? But â&#x20AC;&#x153;we keep a lot of our poultry business indoors,â&#x20AC;? you went on, â&#x20AC;&#x153;so we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have the kind of situation that a lot of countries have, where thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot of mixing of wild fowl and domestic fowl.â&#x20AC;? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot of â&#x20AC;&#x153;a lots,â&#x20AC;? Mr. Chertoff, and while you urged us to react to this bird-flu business â&#x20AC;&#x153;with alertness and with care, but not with panic,â&#x20AC;? the damage was done: Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re already panicked, and your closing words did nothing to relieve

our fears: â&#x20AC;&#x153;If we get a wild bird or even a domestic chicken that gets infected with avian flu,â&#x20AC;? you said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to be able to deal with it because we have got a lot of experience with that.â&#x20AC;? Well, forgive me for saying it, Mr. 168 battery street â&#x20AC;˘ burlington â&#x20AC;˘ 651.0880 Chertoff, but we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have any experience with that at all â&#x20AC;&#x201D; not yet â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and the dismal record of your departmentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2x4-eyes021506.indd 1 2/10/06 2:19:10 PM preparedness for disaster, both natural and manufactured, is plain to everyone. I refer, of course, to last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hurricanes in the Gulf, but not only to those. After all, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re dealing with an administration that inflicts terror on the world, wrecks the environment to keep the oil giants happy, allows the pharmaceutical industry to run riot with pricing, thinks AIDS can be halted through â&#x20AC;&#x153;abstinence programs,â&#x20AC;? and wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even acknowledge the eye-popping consequences of global warming, which only a toddler could fail to miss. So it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t help to be told, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve dealt with these kinds of issues before, similar issues. We actually are working on a very specific plan to deal with this.â&#x20AC;? Your plan is so specific that its details canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be revealed, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not really confident that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll know how to â&#x20AC;&#x153;deal with itâ&#x20AC;? when those infected chickens get loose. You shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even have the job youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got, I think, because you arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t qualified for it. I suppose this doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t bother you, as youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re working for a man â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a crony and a tool for corporate interests â&#x20AC;&#x201D; who isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t qualified for his job, either. As Lewis Lapham wrote recently in Harperâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, calling for Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s impeachment: â&#x20AC;&#x153;We have before us in the White House a thief who steals the countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 3/13/06 12:45:50 PM good name and reputation for his private 2x3-videoworld031506.indd 1 interest and personal use; a liar who seeks to instill in the American people a state of fear; a televangelist who engages the United States in a never-ending crusade against all the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s evil, a wastrel who squanders a vast sum of the nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wealth on what turns out to be a recruiting drive certain to multiply the host of our enemies.â&#x20AC;? We all know, Mr. Chertoff â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and you know it, too â&#x20AC;&#x201D; that Bush doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give a damn how many people die of bird flu, any more than he cares how many die in the Middle East, as long as the profits keep on pumping. Maybe youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve heard the little joke going around, which says that Bush is so concerned about bird flu heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s decided to bomb the Canary Islands. If you havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t, well . . . have a laugh on me. In closing, please remember that before September 11, 2001, there was no such thing in the USA as a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Department of Homeland Security.â&#x20AC;? There wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even such a thing as a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Homelandâ&#x20AC;? in * SEE STORE FOR DETAILS. reference to America, an idea we used to NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. reserve for foreign dictatorships â&#x20AC;&#x201D; several of which, faced with catastrophe and 6HNK #:FBER ,PG>= disaster, have since become better democ ,I>K:M>= +>B@A;HKAHH= racies than our own. ->M 0I><B:EBLML 0BG<> Good luck in all your future endeavors. m

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Lose-Lose Situation Prosecutors in Taiwan now offer people convicted of drunk driving the option of playing mah jongg with old people instead of paying a fine or going to prison. According to Hsu Yi-ling of the Taoyuan Prosecutors Office, the alternative sentence is part of the governmentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s effort to encourage civil-service duties instead of punishment for petty criminals and first-time offenders.

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Trade-Off Researchers studying bat species with promiscuous females discovered that males boasting the largest testicles had the smallest brains. The study, led by Syracuse University biologist Scott Pitnick, also found that in species with faithful females, the male bats had smaller testes and larger brains.

A Tangled Web They Weave Police arrested Blake Ranking, 18, for causing the death of his best friend after they spotted his confession on a Web log. Ranking had been riding in the back seat of a car that drove off the road outside Orlando, Fla., but authorities charged him as the driver because he reached over the seat and yanked the steering wheel. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I did it. I turned the wheel,â&#x20AC;? Ranking wrote three days after the crash. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I turned the wheel that sent us off the road, into the concrete drain.â&#x20AC;? When prosecutor Julie Greenberg said that she intended introducing the blog posting, Ranking insisted that he hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t meant it but pleaded guilty to DUI manslaughter. â&#x20AC;˘ After Boston police came across an online ad for cocaine that included a phone number, they called the number and arranged to meet the dealer. Tyrone Burgo, 20, showed up with the cocaine, which he sold to an undercover officer, who arrested him.

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t had to happen eventually: Someone has created a literary award for those online scribes known as bloggers. On April 3, self-publishing website Lulu.com will award the world’s first Blooker Prizes. The name is both a play on the prestigious Booker Prize and a nod to the new medium of “blooks” — books based on blogs or websites. Lulu has chosen finalists in the categories of fiction, nonfiction and comics. Winners in each category will net $1000,

Stowe resident Tom Evslin’s murder mystery hackoff.com made the short list for this year’s fiction award. and the author of the best blook will pocket another grand. Stowe resident Tom Evslin’s murder mystery hackoff.com made the short list for this year’s fiction award. Evslin blogs at blog.tomevslin.com — a site he calls “Fractals of Change.” His self-published novel qualifies as a blook because he published it first at hackoff.com. Evslin’s murder mystery investigates the shooting death of Larry Lazard, CEO of a fictional online security company. The story takes place in the late 1990s, but Evslin still calls it “a historical novel.” “History is moving fast in the days of the Internet,” he quips. Evslin, 62, ought to know — the longtime techie drew his material from his own experiences in the software industry. He founded a software company after moving to Vermont in 1970. For years he lived in Worcester with his wife Mary and their three kids, serving as town moderator, and as transportation secretary under Governor Richard Snelling in 1981-82. Evslin sold his company to Microsoft in 1991 and moved to Vancouver, then Seattle, while helping the software giant develop applications such as Microsoft Mail, Exchange and Outlook. He departed Microsoft for AT&T in 1994, and left that company three years later to found Internet start-up ITXC Corp. with his wife. The Evslins got caught in the tech bubble: Their stock rose from $12 a share to $120, then plummeted to $1. The couple sold their company in 2004 for $3 a share and retired; they moved back to Vermont in January of this year. Evslin, whose mother Dorothy and late father Bernard both published books, says he always wanted to write a novel about his heady years as an Internet company CEO. He admits that his mother is “still a little appalled” that he decided to self-publish.

Hard copies of Evslin’s blook are now available at Barnes & Noble and on Amazon.com, but readers can find the whole thing for free on the blook’s website. They can even choose to have it delivered chapter by chapter to their computers via RSS feed — in text form, or as a podcast. Giving the novel away for free online might seem counterintuitive, but Evslin points out that he’s made it accessible to bloggers who might want to give it some virtual ink. Most newspapers, including Seven Days, rarely review self-published books. Besides, Evslin says, “If there was any place people knew me, it was on the Internet.”

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didn’t like the work — which was more Taft Corners than Williston Village — and went to California to study photography instead. A 9-month trip around the world followed; his images of the Taj Mahal and Jerusalem’s Western Wall are on display in the café. Back in the States, Herskowitz moved to Philadelphia, where he ran a 70-bed hostel in an old building he’d renovated. It was there he fell in love with a physical therapist from Germany. When her work took her to Vermont, he followed, and worked for a while as a photographer for The Burlington Free Press. After the couple married, he built their hilltop home in Williston. Then he started searching for a new project. “I needed something to do,” Herskowitz explains. “You can only walk in the woods for so many hours a day.” Why a restaurant? “I was looking for a challenge,” he says, noting he was also frustrated by having to drive whenever he wanted to eat out. An opportunity arose when Brent Sloan, then a co-owner of Wine Works in Burlington, moved to Texas. Sloan and his family had been living in the old farmhouse in the center of Williston Village that had once served as the town clerk’s office. Herskowitz bought the building, and then invested nine months and “close to half a million dollars” to turn it into a restaurant. He points out the architectural features with obvious pride, and speaks animatedly about his parking-lot permit and exterior sign design. Acting as his own designer and builder, Herskowitz separated the attached barn, moved it back and constructed an entry area to connect the barn and the house. Although the original front porch still faces the street, visitors enter the restaurant as they would a friend’s house: through the back door and past the open kitchen. A patio accommodates outdoor seating in warm weather. Coffee roasted at Burlington’s Uncommon Grounds is available at a self-serve station. A glass case displays mocha almond and peach scones and blueberry and raspberry muffins. A couple of tables have chessboard tops, but they have yet to be used for play, Herskowitz says. Three walls are bright yellow scribbled over with dashes of turquoise and maroon. The fourth wall is the house’s original brick façade, with a door and a preserved casement window opening into the area where long-time residents still remember coming to pay their taxes. Today it offers shelves of books and toys for kids to explore while

their parents enjoy lunch or a latte. That way, young families don’t disturb diners in the grown-up eating areas at the front of the old house. Herskowitz had trouble finding help when the restaurant first opened. “I had my hands full,” he recalls. “I was doing dishes three to four days a week. I threw my back out. It was too much. Once I got a steady crew, I started thinking about dinner.” Since his own expertise is more entrepreneurial than epicurean, Herskowitz hired two new chefs to make that happen. He defers to them on culinary questions, creating a rare opportunity for Darryl Sawyer and Robert Hunter Prichett, who are just 24 and 23, respectively. Sawyer has been at the Williston venue for about a month. He’s a South Burlington native who studied at the California Culinary Academy in San Francisco. Prichett worked at Vermont Pub & Brewery, Leunig’s and Cannon’s in Burlington, and at Jeff’s Maine Seafood in St. Albans before coming to work for Herskowitz in September. “Dave is very supportive,” Sawyer says of his boss. “We have quite a bit of freedom. We’re both pretty young to be chefs.” The fare is still somewhat in flux, he adds. “When you first start a menu, you’re going to have to tweak things. Our pork dish changed the sides three times, trying to get it right.” Lots of items don’t need improvement. Chicken stuffed with bacon, cheddar and sage is delicious, as is the duck breast. Tangy chicory slaw and barely grilled broccolini sides are perfectly prepared. A risotto with black trumpet mushrooms is a definite keeper, though the trout with which it was paired in a recent special was overpowered by scallop stuffing and sunflower sprouts. Sauces are a strong suit, from the cognac-shallot pan sauce served with the chicken to the subtle cardamom crème anglaise that comes with the apple tarte tatin. Other notable desserts: dark, molten chocolate soufflé, homemade walnut-brittle ice cream, and the café’s super-soft signature cookie stuffed with chocolate chips. While Sawyer and his crew concentrate on the kitchen, Herskowitz is a genial host out front, warm and down-to-earth. Having given his community a welcome gathering place, he hopes he’s found the recipe for renovating the town’s reputation in the wider world. “No one comes to Williston,” he says, “to see the Thomas Chittenden statue.” m


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SEVEN DAYS | march 22-29, 2006 | feature 29A ED ANTCZAK, BRUCE SEIFER, MICHAEL MONTE, CYNDI CHRISTENSEN

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When Peter Clavelle steps down as mayor of Burlington on April 3, he’ll leave a long list of accomplishments. There are plenty of ways in which he and the Progressives — his party until he signed on as a Democrat in 2003 — have transformed the city. Most of his greatest successes, and some of his most glaring stumbles, are in some way connected to the Community and Economic Development Office, a much misunderstood, quasi-governmental entity with a big mission. What will CEDO look like now? Incoming Mayor Bob Kiss is a THE STAFF AT THE CENTER FOR COMMUNITIES AND NEIGHBORHOODS

Progressive, but he hasn’t supported everything that CEDO and Clavelle have proposed. And will it matter to him that both Clavelle and CEDO director Michael Monte endorsed Democrat Hinda Miller? CEDO was founded in 1983, during Bernie Sanders’ second term as mayor. Clavelle served as its first director. He left the job to become mayor in 1989. Except for two years in the early 1990s when Republican

Peter Brownell ran City Hall, every other CEDO director has been a Clavelle appointee. CEDO is an anomaly in city government. Monte calls it a kind of “allpurpose development policy arm for the mayor.” Symbolically, a common inside door links their adjacent offices on the second floor of City Hall. The department’s 24 full-time employees are charged with carrying out the mayor’s and the City Council’s directives regarding community building, affordable housing and economic development. CEDO employees talk to people, set up meetings, and navigate the system to find money from numerous federal and state funding sources. It’s fair to say that CEDO has qui-

etly brokered, birthed or aided nearly every major project in the city over the last two decades. That list includes promoting the growth of the Church Street Marketplace and Waterfront Park; abetting cultural events such as the South End Art Hop; keeping local businesses — such as Seventh Generation and Lake Champlain Chocolates — local; and facilitating organizations such as the Burlington Community Land Trust and Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility. CEDO enforces the city’s affordable housing codes, and helped build the Park Place and Rose Street Coops, as well as the Westlake Residences luxury condos now going up at the corner of Cherry and Battery Streets. It brokered the deal to bring Filene’s to the Burlington Town Center. CEDO also aims to foster civic engagement. It set up the Neighborhood Planning Assemblies to encourage grassroots citizen participation. The Legacy Project, Community Justice Center and the First Response Teams that clean up graffiti are all CEDO programs. Says former Director Diana Carminati, “If you look at what’s vital to a city, informed, engaged citizens need to be as much a part of that as jobs and affordable housing and the availability of daycare.” Not all CEDO initiatives earn applause. Some have stirred significant controversy. CEDO played a huge role in bringing City Market downtown, and missed the mark with proposals to site a multi-modal transportation center on Battery Street and to lease the Moran Plant to the YMCA. The way it’s administered also inspires a certain amount of distrust. CEDO is unlike other municipal entities in that it relies on federal and state grants, funding nearly all its projects at litle or no expense

to the city — and outside the normal budget process. Just under $250,000 of CEDO’s annual $5.1 million comes directly from Burlington taxpayers. Fred Schmidt, founder of Vermont’s Center for Rural Studies, calls the office “masters of match funding.”

“Expansive” is the word Michael Monte uses to describe CEDO’s agenda. At one end of the spectrum is the kind of constituent work being done by Sara Moore, one of CEDO’s 10 AmeriCorps/VISTA volunteers. Moore, 26, is based at the Center for Communities and Neighborhoods, a satellite office above City Market. CEDO founded CCAN in 2004 to house its community development programs — the Community Justice Center, for example. Moore works out of a room full of desks smushed together and cluttered with papers and phones the employees rarely answer — presumably because they’re out talking to real folks in Burlington’s neighborhoods. On a March afternoon, Moore is headed to the Farrington Mobile Home Park in the city’s New North End. She explains her project on the bus ride from Cherry Street. Farrington is one of several neighborhoods in which Moore tackles the vague assignment of “building community.” It’s a challenge in Farrington, which suffers from the “trailer park” stigma, and doesn’t have a community center where residents can gather. Moore spends a lot of time canvassing the neighborhood, making contacts and accumulating what the military might call “human intelligence” about what’s really happening there.

Moore’s latest project is an 18-month calendar to be distributed throughout the park. As the bus chugs down North Street — new sidewalks and lampposts courtesy of the $5 million revitalization project CEDO initiated — Moore explains that each month will feature a picture and an interview with a Farrington resident. It will cost about $150 to produce, money Moore hopes to drum up from advertising. “From talking to people, you hear about little stories of neighbors helping neighbors,” says Moore. She hopes that sharing these stories will help dispel stereotypes about people who live in the park. “It could be like a community pride thing,” she suggests. Once off the bus, Moore begins knocking on doors. She stops at immaculate homes with plastic flowers out front as well as rickety metal boxes next to piles of rusting junk. Finding participants is a tough job. Behind the first door is an Asian woman who doesn’t speak English. One gray-haired man says he’ll do an interview, but when Moore asks for his phone number, he tells her he doesn’t have a phone. Moore has better luck with Theresa Cameron, who invites her in and offers her a seat on the sofa. Cameron is sitting in a chair close to her TV, watching the “Drew Carey Show.” She and Moore have spoken before. Last year, Moore encouraged her to nominate one of her neighbors for a city leadership award — another CEDO-sponsored program. Cameron did, though the neighbor didn’t win. Still, Moore sees Cameron’s participation as an accomplishment. Cameron says she’d be happy to do an interview for the calen-

dar. “I’ve done a lot, it wouldn’t be boring,” she promises. Then she tells Moore about a spate of serious health problems that have made her unable to work. “Do you feel like you’re in touch with the services you need?” asks Moore. Cameron says yes. Her casual query illustrates Moore’s real mission: to identify and address the unmet needs of some of the city’s most invisible and vulnerable residents.

Meanwhile, Bruce Seifer, CEDO’s assistant director for economic development, is working with a different set of constituents. A 22-year CEDO vet-

publication has won awards from two development organizations. CEDO tries to address the needs of businesses in much the same way it addresses the needs of neighborhoods. Don Schramm, owner of software company Data Systems, remembers how CEDO helped start the Vermont Software Developers Alliance in 2004. Schramm says Seifer dropped by his office to try to interest him in signing up for Burlington Telecom’s new fiber network. But Schramm said that what he really needed was a trade organization. “I told him that there were more than 100 software develop-

Today the Vermont Software Developers Association has 28 members and a board of directors dedicated to helping “promote and grow Vermont software businesses,” according to its website. Last week more than 40 people attended a meeting the group sponsored with Vermont Secretary of Commerce Kevin Dorn. “It was phenomenal,” Schramm says of this two-year process. “And it always had Bruce’s nurturing hand in it.” Schramm is effusive in his praise for CEDO. He’s actually been involved in three different projects with the department. He

They have ideas. They have ways of making things happen.

DON SCHRAMM eran, Seifer communicates regularly with businesses large and small, helping them to keep jobs in town and create new ones. That includes finding federal money for a resettled refugee to start his own cab company, as well as helping General Dynamics’ Burlington facility make its transition from a manufacturing site to a research center. Seifer points out that CEDO also offers technical assistance. It’s published a guide to doing business in Burlington that includes all the federal, state and local forms a start-up requires. The

ers in the Burlington/Chittenden County area,” Schramm recalls. “When I’d say that to most people, they’d shake their heads and say, ‘That’s impossible.’ Bruce didn’t do that.” Schramm says he and Seifer made a list of everyone they knew in the business, then invited them to a meeting at the Wyndham Hotel. Seifer bought lunch, brought along a facilitator, and took notes. Schramm recalls that most of the 40 or so people in the room had never met. That initial gathering helped them to start networking.

was the president of the Onion River Co-op’s Board of Directors when the Cherry Street Price Chopper closed and the co-op won the bid to replace it as downtown’s new supermarket. He’s a stakeholder in — and future resident of — a co-housing project that has been trying for years to build in the city. The Burlington Co-Housing Project is on the verge of finalizing a deal to build on land abutting East Avenue. The complicated proposal involves negotiations with the University of Vermont, >> 30A


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neighbors on Bilodeau Court and, of course, CEDO. Siting the co-housing project has been difficult — a past attempt to put it on Mansfield Avenue fell through — but this location seems to be a perfect fit. Schramm says that he found out about it from Michael Monte. The city apparently knew the land was coming up for sale. The Burlington Conservation Board wanted to preserve it. And the Legacy Project reflects a desire for the city to incorporate the cooperative co-housing model into new developments. CEDO saw the opportunity and took the initiative to pull the pieces together. “They have ideas,” says Schramm. “They have ways of making things happen.”

Before CEDO was established, city departments were run by commissions that were independent of the mayor and the council. “It was extremely decentralized . . . a balkanization and fiefdom approach to how government was organized,” says Monte, who was one of the office’s first employees; he served as director from 1989 to 1993, and was reappointed to the post in 1999. Bruce Seifer adds that when CEDO was formed, it was with the idea that it shouldn’t merely respond to directives from policy makers and citizens — it should guide and encourage development on its own. “We’d had 30 years of needs assessment. This was a time for action,” says Fred Schmidt of Vermont’s Center for Rural Studies. He was a consultant for the city when CEDO was created. Monte clarifies: “It isn’t like, we get the money, I get to

spend it, I chat with the mayor every once in a while. It’s a lot more complex than that.” He points out that a various City Council committees and citizen groups, as well as funding sources, oversee CEDO. But Monte adds that his staff is encouraged to look for opportunities to meet the needs they encounter. Case in point: Last fall, social-service agencies and CEDO’s AmeriCorps/VISTA volunteers noted an increasing number of struggling African refugees in Burlington’s neighborhoods. Beth Ruzansky, a community development specialist at CCAN, found Lajiri Van Ness-Otunnu, a woman who would be an ideal liaison to that community and who would be willing to work as an A/VISTA. Ruzansky hired Otunnu, and matched her with the all-volunteer Association of Africans Living in Vermont, which desperately needed administrative support. Now Otunnu works for CCAN, though she spends most of her time interacting with African refugees and immigrants for the AALV, helping to connect them to social-service agencies and job training resources. Says Monte, “I think people want us to look for those kinds of opportunities.” Maybe not all people. “It has its plusses and minuses,” longtime City Councilor Andy Montroll, a Democrat, says of CEDO’s modus operandi. “I think there’s been some good work done. I also think it’s gone overboard in some cases.” In the recent case of the Moran Plant, CEDO and the mayor claimed it was in the city’s best interest to lease the site to the YMCA. They attempted to seal the deal by


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merely passing it through the City Council. By the time it came to the council, says Montroll, “that was a well-developed project. They came to us basically saying, ‘Here’s the project. Are there any details you want to understand before you approve it?’ Well, yes.” Montroll says he’s seen this happen with other CEDO-led initiatives. “People look at it and think, ‘What’s going on there? Why didn’t we learn about this earlier?’” Activist, attorney and former state rep Sandy Baird also objected to the Moran Plant proposal. “I don’t see any evidence of a back-door deal,” she says, “but I don’t think they wanted much public opinion . . . We had to fight with Clavelle just to get it on the ballot.” When the proposal went to a vote, it was defeated in all seven of the city’s wards. “They obviously should have consulted the public more,” says Baird. “They were out of touch with the city. They assumed too much.” Montroll says this is the kind of behavior people expect from a private developer, not a city entity. He would like to see more oversight of CEDO, saying the oversight currently provided by council committees is inadequate. “Some of us have said over the years that there should be a citizen board or commission that oversees it. It’s always been met with resistance.”

Maybe Bob Kiss will change that. In his campaign for mayor, Kiss was also critical of the way the Moran Plant deal transpired. “Something

slipped there,” he says. Kiss would like to promote “more meaningful participation from people in Burlington” around development issues. He says he would put any final decision about the Moran Plant up for a vote. But Kiss isn’t saying what else he’d change at CEDO. He hasn’t yet spoken with Monte about the state of the department. Monte speculates that Kiss will likely continue most of CEDO’s programs and policies. “I don’t expect that they’re going to change dramatically,” says Monte. “I do expect that he would probably emphasize certain things more than Peter has, which is typical of any mayor. He might ask us to do more around livable-wage programs. He might ask us to do more on microlending . . . It’s a question of emphasis more than it’s a complete turnaround or change. That’s my sense of it.” But Monte may not be around to see the change; Kiss will have the option to dismiss the director, whose yearly appointment expires on June 30. Monte says he’d like to stay, despite the fact that he endorsed Kiss’ opponent in the mayoral race. Kiss says he hasn’t considered the matter yet. But the mayor-to-be does praise CEDO. “It’s become an integral part of the city’s ability to shape the future,” he says. “Elements of CEDO are definitely part of the solution, not part of the problem.” Kiss says he looks forward to delving into the details and finding ways to use CEDO to engage citizens. “If we didn’t have CEDO,” he says, “we’d be talking about how much we need it.” m


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n the 81 years since Tennessee schoolteacher John Scopes was put on trial for teaching evolution, the tenor of the debate has shifted. Choleric, Bible-thumping creationists have STORY become cool advocates of “intelligent ELISABETH design.” Christian fundamentalists CREAN began a quiet campaign to take over school boards during the Reagan era. IMAGE The results? More than a dozen states ANDY have put disclaimer stickers into biolDUBACK ogy textbooks or enacted thinly veiled mandates to squeeze religion into sciInherit the Wind, ence classes. directed by Judicial and legislative battles are Jeffrey Fox, produced by Little ongoing in 2006. Just last month, City Players. Utah’s House of Representatives Vergennes defeated an “Origins of Life” bill that Opera House, threatened the teaching of evolution Vergennes. in high school. In 1955, playwrights March 23-25, Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee 8 p.m. $10. foresaw the timelessness of the fury over the conclusions Charles Darwin drew from observing those unsuspecting Galapágos finches nearly a hundred years earlier. For the characters and storyline of Inherit the Wind, the authors hewed closely to the historical details of the 1925 Scopes “Monkey Trial.” But in the play’s introduction they sounded this prescient note: “The stage directions set the time as ‘Not too long ago.’ It might have been yesterday. It could be tomorrow.” It is today, as Vergennes’ new community theater company, the Little City Players, showed in an ambitious and spirited production of Inherit the Wind. Director Jeffrey Fox skillfully marshaled an eager cast and used the physical layout of the Opera House imaginatively to conjure a lively “Heavenly Hillsboro, the buckle on the Bible Belt.” Modernized references and props — jets, Wal-Mart, Verizon, Phish, laptops, webcasting — were somewhat jarring (and prob-

ably unnecessary), but served as notso-subtle reminders that the dispute over Darwin rages on. The central drama of the real-life Scopes trial was the clash of legal titans William Jennings Bryan and Clarence Darrow. Bryan, a three-time failed presidential candidate, perceived evolution as posing a threat to Christianity, and traveled the country giving speeches such as “The Menace of Darwinism” and “The Bible and its Enemies.” Darrow, the most famous criminal defense attorney of the era, knew his client faced certain

among the rural bumpkins, and to tell Cates that his paper has hired the celebrated Drummond for the defense. The rhetoric ratchets up all around as the trial gets underway. But at an evening prayer meeting, the fiery Reverend Jeremiah Brown — whose daughter, Rachel, is the teacher’s colleague and girlfriend — goes too far, even for Brady, by calling for God to strike down Cates and “let his soul writhe in anguish and damnation.” Brady cautions the preacher with Solomon’s wisdom from the Book of Proverbs: “He that

How long was the first day of Creation, if God didn’t make the sun until Day Four? Twenty-four hours . . . or 10 million years? Brady stubbornly insists that faith trumps reason. But Drummond argues that even the faithful must agree: Man’s ability to think is God’s greatest gift. “An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral. And the advance of man’s knowledge is more of a miracle than any sticks turned to snakes, or the parting of waters! . . . Why do you deny the one faculty which lifts man above all other crea-

The real star of the Little City production was the gorgeous and inventively transformed Vergennes Opera House. defeat in a local court, but hoped to get Tennessee’s law banning evolution from the classroom eventually declared unconstitutional. In the play, Bryan becomes Matthew Harrison Brady and Darrow is Henry Drummond. As Act I begins, teacher Bertram Cates is already in jail, unsure how he’s going to defend himself. Hillsboro whips itself into a frenzy anticipating the trial. Moral indignation combines with the enticing prospect of increased business traffic, and enterprising townsfolk hawk Bibles. When Brady arrives, they greet him as a Messiah. Cynical big-city columnist E.K. Hornbeck, of the Baltimore Herald, comes to cast sardonic witticisms

troubleth his own house . . . shall inherit the wind.” This ominous warning hangs over the rest of the play. Brady seems invincible. He is the toast of Hillsboro. The courtroom gallery shouts “Amen” after every point he makes. The judge excludes all of Drummond’s expert scientific witnesses, dismissing their testimony as irrelevant. And yet Brady’s case unravels as Drummond methodically questions the only witness the defense is allowed to call, an expert on the Bible: Brady himself. In a replay of Darrow’s historic confrontation with Bryan, Drummond assails Brady’s certainty in the Bible as literal fact. Did a whale really swallow Jonah?

tures on the earth: the power of his brain to reason?” In the end, the struggle exhausts the combatants and victories are partial, and Pyrrhic, on both sides. Rob Demic as Brady and John Hasen as Drummond handled their demanding roles with vigor and grace. Both actors resisted succumbing to melodrama as the lawyers traded barbs. Hasen — an attorney in real life — played Drummond as a thinking man; his eyes showed him processing ideas before he spoke. He also embodied a slight goofiness, appropriate to the quixotic nature of Drummond’s uphill quest. Demic captured Brady’s self-assurance with a broad smile and proud-shouldered body language. Under Drummond’s


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withering cross-examination, this poise visibly crumbled. As the Reverend Brown, Joe Garofalo portrayed a preacher from the fire-and-brimstone school. His gravely furrowed brow, scowling countenance and growling voice put the fear of God into Hillsboro’s citizens. Newspaperman Hornbeck is the preacher’s citified antithesis: cavalier, sarcastic and defiantly agnostic. Scott Remick played him with a light step and a twinkle in his eye. He was particularly delightful when bantering about the case with a furry monkey puppet. The real star of the Little City production, however, was the gorgeous and inventively transformed Vergennes Opera House. Inherit the Wind requires both town and courtroom sets to be visible at all times. Set designer and technical director Allison Rimmer took out more than half of the usual seats. She reconfigured the remaining chairs on a semicircle of risers, so that the front of the house floor served as the courtroom interior and the stage behind it represented Hillsboro’s town green. Beautifully lit by Neil Curtis, this layout felt both expansive and inviting. Seating the townspeople and jury members among the audience during the trial enhanced the sense of intimacy and engagement. Minimal, elegant furnishings gave the ensemble cast ample room to roam. Director Fox moved traffic well — crowd scenes had a naturalistic feel. The nearly two dozen actors rose to the challenge of spending lots of time on stage and reacting to the lead performers’ dialogue without having many lines of their own. The ensemble worked well together, so fully committed to the story that they seemed as mesmerized by the action as their historical counterparts must have been by Bryan and Darrow in 1925. Many actors created memorable characters from small moments or recurring idiosyncrasies. Ken Wolvington’s Bible-selling Elijah was Hillsboro’s holiest holy roller, with the loudest “Amens” at both the prayer meeting and the trial. As the prim and angular Judge, Stephanie Gallas wielded a thundering gavel. Jamie Watkins played the reluctant witness, high school student Howard Blair, with a charming mix of gawkiness and sincerity. Mark Ciociola’s bailiff Meeker loomed with chiseled authority, while Jay Stetzel brought deadpan hilarity to feed-store clerk and juror George Sillers. There were many bright lights in this Little City debut — spunky actors from teens to seventysomethings, and remarkably polished production elements. The timeliness of the play and the enthusiasm of the Players made for an entertaining evening of community theater. m

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In Through the Out Door Music preview: Greg Davis

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ve long admired the work of Greg Davis, a prominent electro-acoustic composer. Last week, I had the opportunity to talk with him. We met at Burlington’s Muddy Waters coffeeSTORY house. I was certain we’d have plenty to CASEY talk about, but unfortunately, Davis REA could only spare an hour; he was on his way to a meditation session at the nearIMAGE by Shambhala Center. MATTHEW With his voluminous, reddish THORSEN beard and soft-spoken demeanor, Davis has the air of a rural sage. He is hosting “Another Side a series of concerts at the Firehouse of Out: John Cage’s Gallery in conjunction with a current Text Pieces and exhibit of the sound-and-sculpture Experimental works of Mike Gordon and his mother Sounds From New England” Marjorie Minkin. But Davis is focused with Greg Davis on avant-garde composer John Cage, a and Nest Material, complex and visionary artist whose Firehouse Gallery, musical theories continue to be Burlington, March 23, 8 p.m. explored nearly 15 years after his death. This week’s event features local experimental collective Nest Material, a band whose sound mutates with each performance. Davis will follow up their set with a reading from Cage’s extensive written canon. The 30-year-old Davis is inspired by Cage’s groundbreaking ideas and methods. Many composers approach orchestration as architecture, painstakingly adding and removing instrumental components. Cage did the opposite, allowing chance elements to shape and direct his experimental scores. A Zen Buddhist, he considered music as a process. In this way, he echoed quantum theories of a universe in which chaos has a hand in our perception of order. A similar sensibility is present in Davis’ own output. Swells of organic sound are manipulated via computer processing. Acoustic instruments such as guitar and bells randomly and gracefully surge and recede. Slow and enveloping, his work could be classified as ambient music, were it not for the occasionally jarring juxtapositions. And while some ambient music can soporific, Davis’ creations bristle with energy. Born and raised in the Chicago area, Davis began his musical career as a hip-hopper, scouring record stores for LPs to sample and manipulate. This early audio experimentation provided a glimpse into the possibilities of sonic deconstruction. Later, Davis studied classical and jazz guitar at Chicago’s DePaul University, and received his Master’s in composition from the New England Conservatory of Music in Boston. He moved to the Queen City last year. Recently, Davis received glowing marks from taste-making website PitchforkMedia.com for his latest disc, Paquet Surprise. The album, a collaboration with French sound artist Sebastian Roux, is a gorgeous blend of natural and reconstituted audio that alternately clatters and soothes. Although our meeting was brief, Davis was unhurried in conversation, and opened a window into the world of vanguard music making.

SEVEN DAYS: What are your earliest impressions of music? GREG DAVIS: I have some fond memories of rifling through my father’s record collection. He was really into Dylan, and liked blues and jazz a lot. There wasn’t any superweird stuff, but I remember being blown away by some of his music. Like pulling out a Yes record and going, whoa, what the hell is this? SD: When did you first start making music? GD: It was probably in junior high. I was really into the hip-hop of the ’80s, so I started fooling around with turntables and primitive samplers. SD: Were you in any rock-type bands back then? MC: Not really. I had a hip-hop group with some friends. We practiced in the basement. SD: Were you an MC? GD: Yeah. I’d make beats and stuff, and we’d all rap. That was kind of my entry in. But I was also a really avid collector, and sampling went hand in hand with all that. SD: That must’ve exposed you to a lot of new music. GD: It was amazing. I’d look at the back of a De La Soul album, and there’d be a list of all the records that the samples were from. So I’d go find those records, and that in turn branched out to more and more stuff. SD: When did you decide to formally study guitar? GD: The first year I was at DePaul University, I wasn’t in the music school; I was just doing liberal arts studies. At some point I decided that I really needed to be in the music program. So I started taking classical guitar lessons to prepare for the audition, and I made it in. The first half of my time as an undergraduate I was studying both jazz and classical guitar. SD: What did you plan to do with this education? GD: Well, I didn’t really know. That’s why I switched to composition. I didn’t feel that I was good enough of a player to make a living that way. I didn’t particularly like performing, and I wasn’t crazy about learning how to play like Wes Montgomery. At that point I started to develop my own ideas about what kind of stuff I wanted to do. Since I had my own ideas, I figured I should just start writing music. SD: Is your formal training useful in the stuff you currently create? GD: Yeah, definitely. I learned how to write music, and about harmony and theory. I still use things that I learned; if I’m doing an arrangement, I might score it to figure out certain things.

I’m making the kind of music I want to make: I just happen to use computers. GREG DAVIS

SD: You’ve been called one of the founders of electro-acoustic composition, or “laptop folk.” How do you feel about that? GD: It’s hard for me to say. It wasn’t anything I consciously set out to do; it was just the music I was making at the time. I was maybe one of the first people to really start using acoustic instruments with certain kinds of beats and rhythms. But I dropped it really quickly, ’cause I felt that it was pigeonholing. I’m making the kind of music I want to make: I just happen to use computers. And lately I’ve been trying to use digital manipulation as just a color, instead of the dominant sound. SD: When did you become interested in John Cage? GD: My first exposure to his music was in college. I had a philosophy of aesthetics teacher and he devoted a week of his class to Cage. It totally blew my mind. Then I started to read his writings and listen to his music. Since then, I’ve been pretty much obsessed. SD: How did Cage’s work affect your own creative process? GD: Um, immensely! It opened up the world of sound to me and got me thinking that all things are usable for music making. It was about seeing beyond the limits of a certain kind of style and freeing myself up to explore new territories. And working with computers, it’s very easy to combine a sound with any other sound.

SD: Why did you decide to move to Vermont? GD: My girlfriend was going to school in Chicago and after two years we both decided that we really didn’t want to be there anymore. We knew we wanted to move back East, so we came to visit Burlington and it seemed just right. We wanted to be in a smaller town where we could walk everywhere, have a nice community of friends, be close to beautiful nature, have good, organic fresh food available to us and be around politically and aesthetically like-minded folks. All the reasons that make Burlington a really nice place to live. SD: Do you make your living solely from music? GD: Almost. I’m just scraping by from month to month doing various music projects, like touring, mastering work, remixes and selling CDs. I always thought it would get better the longer I stuck at it, but it hasn’t been that way at all. The financial struggle is a bit annoying, but I try to live in the moment and not worry about money issues. As long as I have enough to pay rent, bills and buy food, then I’m all right. I guess instead of seeing the world and sharing my music with people all over the place, I could’ve stayed home and made more money. But that’s no fun. I feel very lucky and blessed to have all of the opportunities that I’ve had so far. m


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Jades give arcane Americana a modern spin. Pre-radio ditties and potent originals make up the bicoastal band’s repertoire, which runs from blazing barnstormers to dustbowl dementia. Their latest selfreleased disc, World’s On Fire, is a rousing take on the sounds of yesteryear. You can help ’em celebrate its release this Saturday at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge.

<music> Club listings & spotlights are written by Casey Rea. Spotlights are at the discretion of the editor. Send listings by Friday at noon, including info phone number, to clubs@sevendaysvt.com. Find past album reviews, full venue descriptions and a local artists’ directory online at www.sevendaysvt.com/music.


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SLOPPY SECONDS Cross-dressing provocateurs The House of LeMay are gearing up for another evening of raucous rock ’n’ roll and bawdy humor at the Higher Ground Ballroom. Guess they didn’t get it out of their system at last month’s Drag Ball. The Sap Tappin’ Mud Flappin’ Revue takes place on Saturday, March 25. As always, arrow-straight rockers The Decoys will back up the Sisters LeMay in performance. But this time the spotlight won’t only be on the “gals”: The Decoys are celebrating the release of their debut CD, appropriately titled Meet the Decoys. You can personally hang with the Sisters starting at 7:30 p.m., after which they’ll entertain with a ribald cabaret performance. The Decoys will remain on stage for their own set, followed by dance-friendly locals 220 Main. Expect suggestive stories, politically incorrect jokes and plenty of goodnatured mud slinging. Don’t forget your rubbers.

which the songwriter would play instruments ranging from drums, bass, guitars, piano and organ. Spread over three CDs, the album presents a 76-minute peek at his creative tribulations. Wonder if I can borrow his work ethic.

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Modern folk maestros Harvey Reid & Joyce Andersen will play two area shows this week. The first takes place at Hinesburg’s Good Times Café on Wednesday, March 22, with a set at the Middle Earth Music Hall in Bradford the following evening. Highly adaptable and intuitive players, Reid and Anderson’s individual gifts are only strengthened by collaboration. The New England-based Reid has been honing his guitar skills for more than 30 years. The guitarist has released 17 well-received albums on his own Woodpecker Records label. A variety of styles, from bluegrass to classical, is under his nimble-fingered command. Reid was instrumental in the development of the “third hand capo,” a device that allows for open-tuning style configurations without ever touching a peg. In 1980, he penned Modern Folk Guitar, the first college textbook for pickers. The fiercely independent troubadour is a role model to a new generation of acoustic musicians who value integrity over commercialism. New Hampshire-based Anderson has been accompanying Reid in performance since 2000. A gifted fiddler, vocalist and songwriter, she’s at ease with bluegrass, Contemporary folk singer-songwriter Anäis swing, country and Celtic styles. Her versatility nicely Mitchell’s monthly “Transcontinental complement’s Reid’s own protean talent; there’s not AMBER LEMAY Revue” series at Montpelier’s Langdon much musical ground left uncovered by this duo. St. Café has become a major Capital Call the Good Times Café at 482-4444, and the City attraction. The Thursday night event has already brought in such Middle Earth at 222-4748 for more info. songwriting talents as John William Davis, Rachel Ries, Rose Polenzani and Birdie Busch, and there are plenty more performers on JOYCE ANDERSEN & HARVEY REID deck.

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“The focus is on really great, innovative songwriting,” Mitchell says. “It’s a chance to bring exceptional artists who I’ve met around the country to the café. If I’m in town, I usually open the show and introduce the act personally.” She’ll do just that in a special Saturday evening set taking place on March 25. Starring hard-to-classify Big Apple songsmith FDR, the show also features a rare acoustic appearance by progressive jazz trio Vorcza. FDR, a.k.a. Felix McTeigue, sounds a bit like Bob Dylan with breakbeats and analog synths. His tunes run from spare, kitchen-sink folk ballads to electro-assisted rockers that are more danceable than your average acoustic strum-fests. “Felix has played in Vermont before, and generated a bit of a following, but hasn’t been around in a year or two,” Mitchell explains. “His new project is super-original.” McTeigue’s latest disc, The New Deal, was born of a marathon songwriting and recording blitz. His goal was to write and record a new tune every day for nearly three months. This led to all-night sessions during

JESS MAGIC & JONNY AQUADORA

MAKING MAGIC It’s been awhile since I’ve heard from local indie-rock multi-instrumentalist Jonny Aquadora. Needless to say, he’s kept busy since relinquishing his percussive perch in Fire the Cannons. In addition to his solo escapades, Jonny is currently performing and recording as “Johnny Sparkle” with bass-and-drum duo Magic Sparkle. The group, whose stated mission is “to bring magic sparkles to Earth,” also features the befittingly named Jess Magic. Magic Sparkle’s lo-fi sound is equal parts punk energy and glam sensuality. According to their bio, the band’s “sticky melodies feel as good hummed while walking through snowdrifts as they do blasted through a stereo at full volume while drinking Bloody Marys on the cliffs of a three-day bender.” I’m not quite ready to test out either theory. Still, the few tunes I’ve heard definitely have an endearingly seedy charm. The band is currently on a mini-tour of the Northeast, which will take ’em to hipster havens in Northampton, MA, and the Big Apple. They’ll return to Vermont for a gig at 135 Pearl with indie cohorts Moder Muff, Colin Clary & the Magogs and Soft Spot on Saturday, March 25. A new music video, directed and shot by filmmaker/musician Rob Koier, can be seen at http://www.MagicSparkle.org. For audio samples and the band’s digital friendship, head to http://www.MySpace.com/ MagicSparkleRocks. m

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:: champlain valley HARVEY REID & JOYCE ANDERSEN (old-time, Celtic, blues), Good Times Café, 8 p.m. $20. LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. CHAD HOLLISTER (pop-rock singersongwriter), T Bones, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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:: northern TOM LESHINSKI (solo guitar), Chow! Bella, 6 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. JIM CHORONKO (solo guitar standards), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

THU.23 :: burlington area SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC; JONATHAN LORETZ (jazz), 8 p.m. NC; ANTHONY SANTOR (jazz), 9 p.m. NC. ’80S NIGHT WITH DJ CHIA, 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. SIESTA BEATS, Miguel’s Stowe Away, 10 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE WITH WILL PATTON (blues, jazz), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. AN INTIMATE EVE OF SITAR MUSIC WITH STEVE PIERSON (Indian), Dobrà Tea, 8:30 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & DAN SILVERMAN (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. KING ME!, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS, Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. ANOTHER SIDE OF OUT WITH GREG DAVIS, NEST MATERIAL (experimental, John Cage reading), Firehouse Gallery, 8 p.m. $3. TRIVIA MANIA, followed by CLOSE TO NOWHERE, RAY HENDRICKS (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HOGS OF CHANGE, LAZLO HOLYFIELD (jazz, funk), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $3. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. BANG BANG WITH DJS JAH RED &

DEMUS (reggae, reggaeton), Second Floor, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m. C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAYVE HUCKETT (solo acoustic), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE (traditional bluegrass), St. Michael’s College Coffehouse, 7 p.m. NC. AA. JIVE ADDICTS (blues), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH SETH YACOVONE, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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GUARANA (Brazilian), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC; NEW SIBERIANS (alt-rock), 9 p.m. NC; MONOPRIX (rock, altcountry), 10 p.m. NC. BLACK SEA QUARTET (Gypsy, klezmer), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. GREGORY DOUGLASS (pop-rock singersongwriter), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $5, followed by DJS PRECIOUS & PHILLIP (dance, house), 10 p.m. $5. DJ COREY (hip-hop), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 8 p.m. $3, followed by NASTEE (hiphop), midnight. $3. HAPPY HOUR WITH SETH YACOVONE (acoustic blues, rock), Nectarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 7:30 p.m. NC. AA, followed by AN EVENING WITH THE FUNK COLLECTION, 9 p.m. $3. TIKUNE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: A HIP-HOP FASHION SHOW, Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $8. AA, followed by THE PROGRAM (rock), 11 p.m. $3. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 10 p.m. $3. FIESTA WITH DJ HECTOR (salsa, merengue, reggaeton), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $3/5. 18+, followed by FLAVA WITH DJS ROBBIE J. & TOXIC (urban dance party), 11 p.m. $3. 18+. HIP-HOP, REGGAE, DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. Johnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club, 7 p.m. NC. BASH FOR CASH: A FUNDRAISER FOR MOSS POINT HIGH SCHOOL IN MISSISSIPPI (high school talent show), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $10. AA. LATIN QUARTER DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR (salsa, merengue), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $6. AA.

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venues 411 FIRE THE CANNONS (indie-rock), Monkey House, 9:30 p.m. $3. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. KARAOKE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. THE HITMEN (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BONNIE, Ground Round Restaurant, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. BLURRY (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DJ, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. SANDHILL BAND (jam-rock), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. CHILDREN OF THE CORN (acoustic cabaret), Great Falls Club, 8 p.m. $5. DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC.

:: central EKIS (worldbeat, rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS (honky-tonk), Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations, followed by SARA GRACE, ODUS DRIFTWOOD (singer-songwriter, bluegrass), 8 p.m. Donations. NICK CASSARINO & FRIENDS (jazz), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8:30 p.m. $3-5. 35TH PARALLEL & THE MEDITERRASIAN JAZZ ENSEMBLE (world, jazz; CD release party), Positive Pie II, 9 p.m. $3. JASON FULTON (acoustic rock), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $3. HARVEY REID & JOYCE ANDERSEN (old-time, Celtic, blues), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $12.

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ROOTS OF CREATION (reggae), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. THE HUBCATS (acoustic duo), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. HALLMARK JAZZ QUARTET, Chow! Bella, 7:30 p.m. NC. VISCUS (jazz, rock, funk), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC.

SAT.25 :: burlington area ODUS DRIFTWOOD (folk), Radio Bean, 5:30 p.m. NC; CHRIS PETERS (singersongwriter), 6:30 p.m. NC; ST. JOE HAZELWOOD & ELIJAH WYMAN (indie-folk), 7 p.m. NC; JEN SYGIT (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m. NC; JAY EKIS (country-noir), 9 p.m. NC; BLACKTHORNE WILDERNESS (antique folk), 9:30 p.m. NC; THE HORSE (rock), 10:30 p.m. NC; STEVE ZULTANSKI & KURT WEISMAN (dulcimer & poetry), midnight, NC. MAGIC SPARKLE (indie-rock), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $5, followed by TASTE WITH DJS WILL TAYLOR, JOE HENNESSEY, PRECIOUS (house, techno), 10 p.m. $5. NOW IS NOW (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MILKMAN’S UNION (indie singer-songwriter), Firehouse Gallery, 3 p.m. NC. ROOTS OF CREATION (reggae), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight, $3. KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. LOWELL THOMPSON (rock, alt-country singer-songwriter), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC. AA, followed by AN EVENING WITH BLUES FOR BREAKFAST (Grateful Dead covers), 9 p.m. $5. EMBER SWIFT (folk-rock singer-songwriter), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $7. AA, followed by RETRONOME (’80s dance party), 9 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. 8084 (rock), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/5. 18+, followed by DJ ROBBIE J. (hiphop, dance), midnight. $3/5.

VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. PAUL DOUSE (rock singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. RESPECT DUE (Bob Marley tribute), 1x6-vtpub032206 Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5. 3/20/06 1:24 PM

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Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050. Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Blue Tooth, 1423 Sugarbush Access Rd., Warren, 583-2656. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Firehouse Gallerry, 135 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166 Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888. The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Jasper’s Tavern, 19 North Ave., Newport, 334-2224. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Melting Pot Café, Rt 2, East Montpelier, 223-1303. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St, Burlington, 864-6044. Mes Amis, 311 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8512. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748. Miguel’s Stowe Away, 68 Church St., Burlington, 651-5298. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003. Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350. Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133. Positive Pie II, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Riverwalk Records & The Howard Bean Café, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Rosita’s Mexican Restaurant, 7 Fayette Drive, S. Burlington, 862-8809. Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 8595013. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, 654-8008. T. Ruggs Tavern, 149 Elmwood Ave., Burlington, 658-0456. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Road, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6607. Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469. Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

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35TH PARALLEL, CROSSING PAINTED ISLANDS

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(Self-released, CD) Central Vermont’s 35th Parallel play an invigorating blend of Middle Eastern, Indian and North African music. Their 2003 debut, The Green Vine, was lauded for its compositional adventurousness and lush sonic environs. The latest, Crossing Painted Islands, finds the core duo of rhythm man Gabe Halberg and string multi-instrumentalist Mac Ritchey augmented by a horn section and auxiliary percussionist. The result of this new union is pure sonic sorcery. In the years between Vine and Islands Richey and Halberg have further honed their remarkable musical telepathy. Each plays with a focused passion that perfectly complements the other. Opener “Hepsi Yalandir” begins with a mournful, melodic phrase from Ritchey, answered by Zach Tonnissen’s sonorous sax. Soon the song erupts into a sandstorm of dynamic motifs and Casbah-rocking rhythms. A hypnotic string figure and ambient drone haunt the intro of “Sevani Tsorgnorsner.” Stark and beautiful, the song sashays with painstaking grace. The sharp ping of Halberg’s tabla provides a resonant edge, as Ritchey’s provocative melody cycles through several permutations. The rousing “Uzaz” makes excellent use of the guest musicians. Waves of brass swell like Arabian tides, creating an entrancing sway. Trumpeter Brian Boyes takes a fantastic solo in the song’s middle section, sliding between major and minor tonalities like a pan-global hep cat. Michael Chorney’s sultry baritone sax is given plenty of room to explore on the darkly resplendent “Sallassana Mendillini.” Later, Ritchey combines Middle Eastern modality with bluegrass dexterity on the rousing “Donagan Bar.” Things take an avant-garde turn with “Kou Xiang,” a tune featuring an electronically manipulated instrument of the same name. The song serves as an intermission of sorts; in a bygone era, it’d be time to flip the record. I was particularly struck by “Penumbra,” an evocative study in space and repetition. The song’s interlocking acoustic guitar lines are reminiscent of progressive axemen Adrian Belew and Michael Hedges. A cavernous ambience pervades the track, adding to its meditative mood. “The Deep” features rumbling didgeridoo, processed into a soundscape of alien tone and texture. The klezmer-like “Homunculus” presents a musical tug-of-war between members of the horn section. Full of subtle menace, the tune stumbles and lurches. It’s incredible to have such A-list world music talent right here in Vermont. Islands is nigh-perfect; here’s hoping 35th Parallel get right to work on its follow-up. Don’t miss your chance to hear them live on Friday, Modq-ThePants032206 3/21/06 3:05 PM Page 1 March 24, at Montpelier’s Positive Pie II.

The Milkman’s Union is the nom de rock of 17-year-old Henry Jamison-Root, quite an impressive whippersnapper. The Burlington resident recorded Here’s Hoping in his bedroom over three weeks last summer, playing every note on the album from viola to drum machines, guitars to mandolin. What’s more, the disc is released on his own Young Scientist imprint. Jamison-Root’s talent is impossible to ignore — ubiquitous area songsmiths Colin Clary and Pete Sutherland have already praised his work — and Here’s Hoping is a great primer for the uninitiated. With 11 tracks clocking in at just over three quarters of an hour, the record gives listeners a detailed tour of Jamison-Root’s skills in an easy-to-digest sonic capsule. “Take this heart / From my ribs / ’Cuz love will be the end of me,” Jamison-Root sings on “Parzival” over a backdrop of thudding drums, jangling guitars and sugary background vocals. “Kings or Queens” features some prime mandolin picking and a jaunty, loping melody. “A Flicker” is a high point, a moody, mellow love song accented with flights of mandolin. “News for You” ventures into serious Dylan worship but manages to still sound both charming and original. Here’s Hoping overflows with catchy, hum-along pop hooks, but ultimately it’s Jamison-Root’s trad folk influences that stand out. Like Bright Eyes, the young songsmith melds elements of country and folk with the fiery emotion of a modern teen. But instead of depressive rants, Jamison-Root’s work projects level-headedness that results in a consistent listening experience. This new Vermont talent is worth keeping an eye on. A CD release party takes place on Saturday, March 25, at 3 p.m. at Burlington’s Firehouse Gallery.

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SAT.25 << 39A DJ RUGGER (hip-hop, r&b), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. SAP TAPPIN’ MUD FLAPPIN’ REVUE WITH THE DECOYS, 220 MAIN (rock, cabaret), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $16/18. 18+. THE CROOKED JADES (old-time, Americana), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $10/12. 18+. SHELLHOUSE (rock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. THE X-RAYS (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. A.K.A. T-BONE (rock), Banana Winds Café, 9 p.m. NC. STUR CRAZIE (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. MONOPRIX (alt-country, rock), Great Falls Club, 8:30 p.m. $5. CITY LIMITS DANCE PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central NEW SIBERIANS (rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOAST & JAM KIDZ PUPPET SLAM, Langdon St. Café, 11 a.m. $3-5, followed by TRANSCONTINENTAL REVUE WITH ANÄIS MITCHELL, FDR (singer-songwriter, rock), 10 p.m. $5 suggested donation, followed by ACOUSTIC VORCZA (jazz), 10 p.m. $5 suggested donation. BLACK SEA QUARTET (Gypsy, klezmer), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. STYLE SWAP WITH MATH THE BAND He wears a bone-white mask, a KFC container on his head and plays really, really fast: (women’s clothing exchange, live music), Positive Pie II, 10 p.m. NC. Virtuosic six-stringer isn’t your average guitar god. Allegedly raised by farm fowl, Bucket’s rambling resume NOTHING ABOUT GROVER (folk-rock; CD release party), Valley Players includes stints with such diverse artists as Bill Laswell, Bootsy Collins and Guns N’ Roses. He brings his magic fingers to the Higher Theater, 8 p.m. $15. 2x1-tantra091405 9/9/05 3:04 PM Page 1 Ground Ballroom on Wednesday, March 29. Fellow oddball That 1 Guy warms up. 2x6-UVMcont031506 3/13/06 3:50 PM Page 1

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<clubdates> WILLIE EDWARDS BLUES BAND, Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $8. THE JEREMY & DOMINIQUE PROJECT (jazz), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $18. RINGBONE (rock, funk, Americana), Localfolk Smokehouse, 8 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (solo acoustic blues, rock), Olde Yankee Restaurant, 6:30 p.m. NC.

(folk, choral), McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, 3 p.m. $30/20/15. SWOLLEN MEMBERS, GYM CLASS HEROES, SWEATSHOP UNION (hiphop; skate video premiere), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7 p.m. $12/14. AA. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

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ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. DAN PARKS & MATT VACHON (singersongwriters), Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE BAND (funkgrass), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. JOHN MARTENIS & ADAM WRIGHT (singer-songwriters), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. PEACHEATERS (Allman Brothers tribute), Rusty Nail, 8:30 p.m. $7. SOUL INFERNO (funk, soul), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC.

FRED BARNES JAZZ BRUNCH (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

:: central STONESWEET (alt-country), Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations, followed by PARKER SHPER TRIO (jazz), 8 p.m. Donations.

:: northern OPEN MIKE WITH THE REV. NATHAN BRADY CRAIN, Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. KATE PARADISE & JOE DAVIDIAN (jazz piano & vocals), Mes Amis, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC; WHEELS TO REELS BIKE RALLY (music & film), 7 p.m. NC. DJ PRECIOUS (dance, house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. MEGAN WALSH (indie-folk singer-songwriter), 1/2 Lounge, 8:30 p.m. NC. NO LIMIT TEXAS HOLD ’EM POKER TOURNAMENT, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC, followed by OPEN BAND NIGHT, 10 p.m. NC. GORAN IVONOVIC GROUP (jazz, folk, world), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $10. AA, followed by SUNDAY NIGHT MASS WITH DJS RISE, TIM BANKS (electronic), 10 p.m. NC. DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS (reggae, dancehall), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. PETER YARROW & COUNTERPOINT

:: burlington area OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. VORCZA (progressive groove-jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. DJ FATTIE B. PRESENTS: ELECTRIC RELAXATION (downtempo), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. LUCY VINCENT (funk, groove), Nectar’s 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. COMEDY OPEN MIKE, Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow! Bella, 6 p.m. NC.

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PINE STREET JAZZ WITH JULIET MCVICKER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. NICK CASSARINO QUARTET (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY WITH FATTIE B. (’80s’90s jams), 11 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BILLY CALDWELL ACOUSTIC HAPPY HOUR (rock singer-songwriter), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by THE DIG, POSSUMHAW (jam, bluegrass), 9 p.m. NC. JUPITER SUNRISE (indie-rock, powerpop), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5/8. AA. HARD WORK ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS: DJS FT$, VAOI, THE BLEND KING, RUSSELL, & PHLEX (hip-hop), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/5. 18+. OPEN MIKE WITH ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BUCKETHEAD, THAT 1 GUY (rock, metal

guitar, eclectic), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $15/17. 18+. IPOD WEDNESDAYS WITH HYLE (eclectic), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. CHAD HOLLISTER (pop-rock singersongwriter), T Bones, 7:30 p.m. NC.

:: central BLUE FOX (blues), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. OPEN BLUES JAM, Langdon St. Café, 7:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH DANA COOPER Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $3.

:: northern TOM LESHINSKI (solo guitar), Chow! Bella, 6 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. NATHAN CASWELL (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. m

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:: central MYSTERY FUN NIGHT XV: “RETURN OF THE GROTTO-BLASTER” (theater, performance art), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. $3-5 donation.

:: northern NATE PERHAM (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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CALL TO ARTISTS THE HELEN DAY ART CENTER invites visual artists to apply for the 21st annual "For Art's Sake" juried exhibition in August. Deadline: April 25. Application can be downloaded at http://www. helenday.org or call 253-8358. THE SOUTH END ARTS & BUSINESS ASSOCIATION invites artists to submit a proposal for a sculpture or sculptural installation to be placed in front of the old Public Works building on Pine Street in Burlington. Deadline: April 15. Submit proposals to Anna Palmer, SEABA, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401. For details, see http://www.seaba.com or call 859-9222. ARTIST MARKET: Burlington City Arts is looking for local artists to display and sell their works in City Hall Park, Saturdays, May 20 - October 14; $15 per weekend. Juried selection. Deadline: April 27. Info, visit http://www.burlingtoncityarts.com/ firehousegallery/artistmarket or call Katie at 865-7165.

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A EXHIBIT Charlie Hunter, “Where I Live Now,” postpastoral, post-industrial portraits of Vermont; and H. Keith Wagner, “Collections: Pods, Seeds & Stones,” handmade metal sculptures. Pine Street Artworks, Burlington. Through April 13.

ARTWORK “Pod” by H. Keith Wagner

PHOTO Marc Awodey

complementary pair of artists is currently presenting dual exhibitions at Burlington’s Pine Street Artworks. The gallery aptly describes “Where I Live Now,” by Bellows Falls designer and painter Charlie Hunter, as “postpastoral, post-industrial portraits of Vermont.” The other show, entitled “Collections: Pods, Seeds & Stones,” is composed of sculptures and assemblage works by landscape architect and sculptor H. Keith Wagner of Ferrisburgh. Both artists seem to discover, rather than simply create, images. Both also reexamine the “post-pastoral” world in similarly somber, muted hues. Hunter presents 20 monochromatic landscapes, and his lines of perspective are so perfect that it’s surprising to learn he paints en plein air. A viewer’s first thought may be: These have got to come from slides. But Hunter is just that good — really a master landscapist. The spatial design of “Mill Street Railroad Signal” is particularly complex, as thin wires crisscross the vertical composition behind the perfectly drawn heavy hardware of the signal light. An expanse of low rooflines fills the lower third of the piece. Hunter describes his palette as consisting of “warm white, a cool white, unbleached titanium, Naples yellow, transparent red oxide and ultramarine blue.” The paintings look much sim-

pler, as if they are made up of rawumber details described on pale yellow-white backgrounds. The chromatic richness of Hunter’s actual harmonies imparts subtle variations of depth and atmosphere. “Farm and Sky” is nearly all atmosphere. Hunter employed wider contrasts in value for the tall, vertical painting, and, while it’s not exactly more colorful than his other pieces, there’s a wider delineation of warm and cool grays. That’s quite effective for the subject, as a heavy thundercloud rolls over mountains and pasture on a warm summer’s day. Hunter’s largest piece in the show is the 48-inch-square “Closed for the Winter (Burlington Ferry in Snow Squall).” Silhouettes of the dock’s port facilities sit atop a high horizon line, with curved tire tracks sweeping toward a vanishing point. The curves enliven and deepen the picture plane. Sculptor Wagner explains in his artist statement that he is “inspired by the agrarian landscape of my childhood.” He is known around the region for creating sculptural spheres from metal, and three of them are in this exhibition. While they are appealing, his non-spherical work is far more original. “Pod” is a weirdly organic, conical form made of rusted steel. It’s about 3 feet high and contains spikes within

its tubular core. Wagner welded and inscribed lines over “Pod” that echo the rhythms of its interior spikes. “Vessel” stands at human scale, just about 6 feet tall, and has more of a seed form. Small sections of screen appear on the four outer surfaces of the bulbous body, and a small pyramidal tip rides atop it. Two thin bars, extending down to flat, square plates on the floor, support the work. “Vessel” seems like an out-of-context relic from a closed factory — something that once had a function but is now a strange object of curiosity. The three sparse assemblages in Wagner’s “Collection” series appear to hold smaller curios from the natural world. Each is a horizontal, wallmounted box, with minimalist specimens of stone, bone, bits of metal and other objects equally spaced within them. “Collection 1” holds six pieces of dug-up industrial detritus, and “Collection 3” includes the skull of . . . something. Wagner’s pieces seems to be assembled from dusty natural-history treasures gathered from an old box, say, in the basement of the Smithsonian. Charlie Hunter suggests we think of his paintings “as photographs pulled out of a box 40 years from now.” Fortunately, we don’t have to wait that long to discover either of these bodies of work. m

JANET MCKENZIE: "Women: Reflections on the Journey," paintings, studies and maquettes by the Vermont artist. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 8288743. Reception March 23, 5-7 p.m. Through April 14. MORGAEN LAFEVER: Illustration, fine art and photography. MaClure Library, Pittsford, 483-2972. Reception March 23, 6:30-8 p.m. Through April 16. CYNTHIA HOUGHTON: Mixed-media, MFA Thesis exhibition. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Artist's talk March 23, 3 p.m. Through April 1. ‘SELECTIONS’: Prints by 16 artists from the Two Rivers Printmaking Studio representing the full range of printmaking techniques. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Artist talk, with refreshments, March 23, 5 p.m. Through April. SEN. PATRICK LEAHY: "World Leaders," color photographs taken by the Vermont senator and St. Michael's grad. McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 6542536. Reception March 24, 4 p.m. Through March. RICHARD W. BROWN: "Echoes of the Past: The Last of the Hill Farms," black-and-white photographs of rural Vermont. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 748-2372. Reception March 24, 4-6 p.m. Through October 29. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Whimsical paintings. Cynthea's Spa (above Speeder & Earl's), Burlington, 310-9159. Meet the artist March 25, 4-6 p.m. Through April. ‘OBJECTS OF FOCUS: SHRINES, DOLLS & FETISHES’: Twelve Vermont artists explore the contemplative and the projective with mixed-media works. Nina Gaby Studio & Gallery, Brookfield, 276-3726. Reception March 26, 3-6 p.m. Through May 15.

OPENINGS >> 46A PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.


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OPENINGS << 45A CHILDREN’S ART EXHIBIT: Works by students of Burlington's elementary schools. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Reception March 28, 5-8 p.m.; award ceremony with Mayor Clavelle at 5:45 p.m. Through April 2.

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EDUCATORS WORKSHOP: Teachers, librarians, parents and students learn about the preservation of Native identity in New England, stereotypes in children's literature and projects that promote cultural understanding; led by Judy Dow & Lynn Murphy. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. March 22, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $50. Call 2249110 to register. FUNDRAISER & CELEBRATION OF INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY: A benefit for VARF presents live music, raffle and food, with a current exhibit. Rose Street Gallery, Burlington, 7340772. March 24, 6-9 p.m. ‘AGAINST THE DARKNESS’: A film about Abenaki material culture, forensics and sovereignty in conjunction with a current exhibit. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. March 24, 7 p.m. ‘YOUNG PICASSOS PIZZA PARTY’: A celebration with area schoolchildren in conjunction with a current exhibit. Yester House, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. March 29, 3-6 p.m.

Champlain College hasn’t been simply a

business school for quite some time, and a current exhibit by its art faculty demonstrates just how far it has come. The works fill two rooms, and the hallway between them, on the second floor of the Firehouse Gallery this month. Architectonic, geometric sculp-

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JAPANESE PAINTINGS & POETRY: Members of Mercy Connections Center for Education and Transition present an exhibit of sume-i brush-and-ink works and haiku. Second Floor, Burlington City Hall, 862-2949. March 24 - April 21. NADIA KHAN: "Life Is Light," custom stained-glass works. Smokejacks Restaurant, Burlington, 658-1119. Through April 12. KADINA MALICBEGOVIC: "Estrogen Flowers," digital photographs/prints.

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LUNCHROOM WITH A VIEW The blue monoprint “Marsh” (pictured) is one of 18 editions by monotype printmaker Barbara K. Waters in her current show, titled “In Praise of Earth,” at American Woman," multimedia installation. Rose Street Gallery, Burlington, 734-0772. Through March 26. BARBARA WATERS: "In Praise of Earth," monotype landscapes. Café Piccolo, Burlington, 951-0234. Through March. KAREN M. GEIGER: "Experimentations with Expression," abstract and figurative acrylic works on canvas and paper. Wine Works, Burlington, 999-4601. Through March 27. CHRISTINE TRIEBERT: "Inner Visions of Vermont," photographs about spiritual experiences and expressions. Hallway Gallery, 119 Pearl St., Burlington, 9511252. Through April 27. NICK MAYER: Naturalist paintings and scientifically accurate watercolor studies. Speeder & Earl's, Pine St., Burlington, escapestudio.org. Through March.

:: champlain valley ‘SCREENED AND SELECTED: CONTEMPORARY PHOTOGRAPHY AND VIDEO ACQUISITIONS 1999-2005’: Works by 20 contemporary artists chosen by college majors in art, architecture, film and media culture; and TONY OURSLER: "Time Stop," a video installation and sculpture in the series "Art Now." Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-2240. Through June 4. JAPANESE WOODBLOCK PRINTS: Works from the 18th through the 20th century, curated by Sally Pleet. Gallery inthe-Field, Brandon, 247-0125. Through March. GILLIAN KLEIN: "Ephemeral Cityscapes," oil paintings. Starry Night Café, North Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Through March. DAVID MARTIN: "Unearth," clay vessels and found-object assemblages. Brandon Artists' Guild, 247-4956. Through April 28. ‘EMERGING ARTISTS’: Student artists from Mt. Abraham Union HS show works in multiple media. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through March. ‘CULTURAL CREATIONS & SYMBOLS FROM THE SOUL’: Artwork from the Aurora and North Branch schools examining diverse cultures and beliefs from folk and religious art and architecture. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through April 1. ROYCE DENDLER: Works in polyethylene created on a device invented by the

Café Piccolo in Burlington. Waters has widely exhibited around northern Vermont and the Adirondacks. In addition to her delicate landscapes she is showing colorful, large-scale, panoramic works. The show is up through March. artist. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 4533188. Through April 9.

:: central HAL MAYFORTH: "Unencumbered by Critical Thought," paintings by the Vermont artist. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through April 16. GROUP SHOW: Works in multiple media by Vermont artists Arista Alanis, Brian Goblik and Janet Van Fleet and gallery proprietor Gaal Shepherd, along with Sandra Hurd, Cassandra Kabler, Bong-Gi Park and Janis Stemmermann. Cooler Art Gallery, Tip Top Media & Arts Building, White River Junction, 2958008. Through March. MICHAEL T. JERMYN: Photographs with Zen thoughts. Montpelier City Hall, 223-1570. Through April 17. DAVID BINZEN: Carvings, photographs and paintings by the late local artist. Tunbridge Public Library, 765-9961. Through April 3. LEILA BANDAR, MISTY MAWN & JULIE RUTH: "Thirtysomething," sculptures, mixed-media collages and oil-and-wax paintings, respectively, by artists on the brink of 30. Julie Ruth Studio & Gallery, Waterbury, 730-2527. Through April 29. MATTHEW MAZZOTTA: "Rectangles & Squares," new paintings on old canvasses, mixed-media works and prints. Langdon St. Café, Montpelier, 2238667. Through March. ‘WOMEN AND WORK 1800-1984’ & ‘WOMEN HELPING WOMEN’: The Vermont Commission on Women's History Project celebrates Women's History Month with photographs from the collection of Vermont's American Association of University Women and contemporary photographer Mary Claire Carroll, respectively. Statehouse Cafeteria, Montpelier, 828-2841. Through March.

‘ARTS-R-US’: Artwork influenced by advertising, commercialism and market forces, Main Floor Gallery; and STUDENT SHOW: Works from the Center for Cartoon Studies, Second Floor Gallery; and JANET VAN FLEET: "Circular Statements," mixed media. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through April 15. DOUG DESJARDINS: "Art From the Heart," playful paintings on recycled wood and canvas. The Cheshire Cat Art & Artwear, Montpelier, 223-1981. Through March. SEVEN VERMONT SCULPTORS: New works by Willard Boepple, Chris Curtis, Patricia de Gogorza, Nancy Diefenbach, Lynn Newcomb, Tari Swenson and Judith Wrend. Sculpture Garden, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 8285422. Through May 2007. REBECCA ARMELL: "Have a Chair: Visits with Vermonters," photographs of elders from the Northeast Kingdom and central Vermont. Governor's Office, Pavilion Office Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through April 1. ABIGAIL RUBENSTEIN: Selected drawings. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 468-1266. Through March. INVITATIONAL PRINT SHOW: Northlight Digital photo imaging and printing center celebrates its third anniversary with an exhibit of artwork by its clients. Tip Top Media Arts Building, White River Junction, 280-1888. Through May 24. JAVIER CINTRON: Monoprints, linocuts and sketches. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 2955901. Through March 28. FEATURED ARTIST EXHIBITION: Artwork by Jeanne Arthur, Paul Chapman, Jen Bartholomew, Fred Michel and students in Rutland High School Advanced Placement. Chaffee

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Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through April 2. KARI MEYER: Acrylic landscape paintings. La Brioche Bakery, Montpelier, 272-4763. Through March. NEIL CALLAHAN: "Rock 'n' Roll Retrospective," 25 photographs of important musical performers including Bob Marley, Neil Young, Jerry Garcia and Lucinda Williams; also, LORELEH HARRIS: Fiber art. The Green Bean Art Gallery, Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Through March. MICHAEL T. JERMYN: "Zen and the Art of Picture-Taking," photographs. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through March. MELANIE PHELPS: "Cloud Series," acrylic paintings. Montpelier City Center, 426-3593. Through March.

:: northern LOIS EBY, NORI MORIMOTO & TARI SWENSON: "Spontaneous Acts: Art Out of Line," brush paintings, wall sculptures and calligraphic paintings, respectively, inspired by the Far East. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943. March 25 - May 28. SHANNON YOUNG: Paintings, sculpture, ceramics, ink drawings and collages by the Johnson State College senior. The Bee's Knees, Morrisville, 888-7889. Through April 17. WINTER SHOW: Local artists exhibit their works. Stowe Town Hall, stowe studioarts@pshift.com. Through March. ‘MEETING THE DAWN: FIRST NATION ART FROM THE NORTHEASTERN WOODLANDS’: Art and artifacts, both contemporary and historical, by native peoples of the Northeast, as well as by activist-painter N. Scott Momaday, from the Kiowa Indian Reservation in Oklahoma; and JANET FREDERICKS: "Language of Water," works on paper that bring together a love of water and

drawing. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through April 5. ‘REALIST VISIONS’: Paintings by Gary Eckhart, Corliss Blakely, Robert Carsten, Alastair Dacey and Rick LaGue; also, TOM NICHOLAS: New paintings. Vermont Fine Art, Stowe, 253-9653. Through March. ‘THE PAINTED CARAVAN INAUGURAL SHOW’: Local artists Barbara Molloy, Bradley Fox, Leila Bandar, Mickey Myers, Isabeth Bakke Hardy, Erin Schmitt, Judy Bach and more show paintings, prints and sculptures. Painted Caravan, Johnson, 635-7913. Through April 15.

:: southern LYNN VANNATTA: The Brownsville artist shows landscapes, animal portraits and still lifes in oil. Windsor House Art Gallery, 484-7253. Through April.

:: regional KERRY O. FURLANI: "The Artist Hand: Slate in Bas Relief," 19 hand carvings. Slate Valley Museum, Granville, N.Y., 518-642-1417. Through May. ‘CATHERINE THE GREAT: ART FOR THE EMPIRE’: Masterpieces from the State Hermitage Museum in St. Petersburg, Russia. Museum of Fine Arts, Montréal, 514-790-1245. Through May 7. ‘THE BRITISH ARE COMING’: A collection of images by Peter Blake, Richard Hamilton, David Hockney and more, curated by prof David Powell to show the expression of British cultural attitudes in the 1960s-70s. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, SUNY Plattsburgh, 518-564-2474. Through April 9. DAVID DRIVER: "Finding Home," more than 20 paintings from the 1970s and beyond that depict a fascination with science and fantasy. Hassett Adult Day Services, Plattsburgh, 518-297-3793. Through March. m

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Dear Cecil, Do you ever wonder: In those houses built strategically next to graveyards, are the occupants drinking residual waste products (or atoms that the body is composed of ) of those buried next to them? Think about it — if they’re drinking well water, coffins begin to break down over time, right? Is it plausible to assume they are consuming their beloved deceased? Just something I have always thought about. H.M., via email Get a grip, champ. You bring up a subject that most people most of the time are happy not to think about. Every so often, however, some innocent realizes: Wait — cemeteries are full of dead bodies! Gross! Although I have to say your liquid cannibalism angle is an innovative twist. Years ago people seemingly had greater cause for concern. In 1839 a British surgeon named George Alfred Walker published a book entitled Gatherings from Grave Yards, Particularly Those of London, With a Concise History of the Modes of Interment Among Different Nations From the Earliest Periods, and a Detail of Dangerous and Fatal Results Produced by the Unwise and Revolting Custom of Inhuming the Dead in the Midst of the Living. Walker wasn’t troubled so much by the stray atoms that might work loose from a cadaver as by the good-size chunks — London graveyards were so crammed with bodies that grave diggers were frequently obliged to hack through old and not-so-old coffins in order to make space for new ones. Not only was the pileup of putrefying bodies disgusting and disrespectful of the departed, Walker felt, it led to debility and disease among those still present. He did mention contaminated well water in his writings, but his real concern was “the deadly emanations of human putrescence” or “malaria” (literally, bad air), which he suggested might be a cause of “typhus fever” among other things. It wasn’t: The different forms of typhus are transmitted by insects, while typhoid fever is caused by waterborne bacteria. Nonetheless, during the 19th century municipal officials throughout Europe and North America were sufficiently alarmed by such warnings that they outlawed the opening of new cemeteries within city limits and sought to relocate old ones to the hinterlands. Today we know that methane and other gases released by decomposition, while not entirely benign, don’t cause disease. As you rightly suspect, the real danger, if there is one, is groundwater contamination. Local regulations typically forbid burials below the water table, specify minimum distances between wells

and burial grounds, and so on. For a long time most people were content to leave it at that, but over the past decade or so a few scientists and environmental officials in various parts of the world have felt moved to investigate just how serious a public-health threat cemeteries actually were. In general they found that (a) remarkably little research had been done on the subject, (b) elevated levels of contaminants were detected at some grave sites, (c) contamination generally decreased significantly the farther you got from the sites, and (d) overall there was little evidence that cemeteries had much impact on groundwater. Australian hydrogeologist Boyd Dent, an expert on cemeteryrelated environmental issues, put the matter bluntly in the title of a 1998 paper: “Cemeteries: A Special Kind of Landfill.” In other words, cemeteries represent a manageable risk. All that having been said, the last word on the subject is a long way from written. Some researchers wonder whether embalming fluid is dangerous, the older stuff in particular — in the late 1800s morticians commonly pumped cadavers full of solutions containing arsenic, sometimes as much as two pounds of it per body. The “green burial” movement, a dust-to-dust approach in which the dead are interred without embalming fluid and sometimes without coffins, is likewise apt to drive more study, as advocates attempt to placate the squeamish public. On a related matter, some public-health types are trying to make the media and the public understand that dead bodies aren’t inherently dangerous and thus there’s no need for mass burials following natural disasters, which make it impossible to identify the dead. Finally, let’s face it, there’s a lot about what happens after they lay you in the cold, cold ground that we just don’t know. Boyd Dent, I notice, has been publishing quite a few papers lately about adipocere, also known as grave wax. For reasons still poorly understood, corpses don’t invariably decompose into potting soil as many assume. Instead, the fat tissue, usually in the presence of moisture, sometimes turns into a solid, soaplike substance that makes the cadaver look like something you’d find in a wax museum, albeit the George Romero wing. The Internet being the boon to humanity that it is, you can find numerous full-color examples in milliseconds by Googling adipocere, lest you lack visuals as you contemplate our icky common fate. CECIL ADAMS

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or email him at cecil@chireader.com.


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PREVIEWS 2006 GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: Montpelier is transformed into a giant movie house for the ninth-annual festival featuring more than 25 films from around the world. Ends March 26. Go to focusonfilm.net for a complete schedule. NEIL YOUNG: HEART OF GOLD: This concert film documents Neil Young’s twonight appearance at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville. (103 min, PG) STAY ALIVE: Frankie Muniz stars in this umpteenth horror-fest about a group of young people who find terrible supernatural things happening to them after they start playing a videogame from hell. Sophia Bush and Jon Foster costar. William Brent Bell directs. THE INSIDE MAN: Spike Lee directs this crime drama about a high-tech heist at a Wall Street bank. Starring Clive Owen, Denzel Washington and Jodie Foster. (129 min, R) TOUCH THE SOUND: The documentary by Thomas Riedelsheimer tells the story of Evelyn Glennie, a Grammy Award-winning classical percussionist who is deaf. (99 min, NR) UNKNOWN WHITE MALE: Rupert Murray directs this documentary about the strange case of Doug Bruce, a successful stockbroker who developed amnesia while riding a subway train to Coney Island in 2003 and subsequently underwent a long and provocative process of personal rediscovery. (88 min, PG-13)

V For Vendetta HHHH

D GRAPHIC VIOLENCE McTeigue takes the caped crusader’s story from the page to the big screen with wit and style.

on’t you hate it when the historical timeframes in which futuristic works are set pass by? It makes one feel so old. I remember, for example, when the year 1984 seemed unthinkably far off. And then, the next thing you know, it’s ancient history. Ditto with 2001. I felt a similar pang on reading that, when Alan Moore and David Lloyd conceived V For Vendetta in the ’80s, the futuristic action in their graphic novel unfolded in the far-off year 1997. For the purposes of the script for their big-screen adaptation, Andy and Larry Wachowski of Matrix fame have now recalibrated the historical setting to 2020. Which sounds like a long way off until you consider it’s only three presidential elections from now. The next thing you know, we’ll be looking back at that one, too. Through bifocals. The future depicted in the brothers’ latest is one in which the United States has collapsed into chaos under the weight of terrorism, plague, civil war and years of dubious foreign policymaking. It’s a troubled backdrop for the real story, the totalitarian state the United Kingdom has become and the master plan a masked man has hatched to bring it to its knees. Yup, a masked man. And, like so many individuals who make that particular fashion choice, he also favors a cape, outré headwear, the color black and the martial arts. Hugo Weaving — Mr. Smith in the Matrix films — stars as a mysterious revolutionary known as V. His mask is not just any mask, though. It is modeled on the face of infamous Brit saboteur Guy Fawkes, who in 1605 was caught red-handed as he prepared to blow up Parliament using a sizable stash of gunpowder he’d transported into a tunnel under the structure. Fawkes was tortured and hanged. His memory is perpetuated by a famous rhyme and an annual Guy Fawkes Day, November 5, on which he is often burned in effigy. V has his own plans for Parliament, and this is where things get thematically dicey. He taps into the government-controlled television channel and invites his fellow citizens to join him outside the place in exactly one year to witness and celebrate his obliteration of it. “The world doesn’t need a building,” he reasons, “It needs an idea.” The idea of blowing up buildings to make a political point is, of course, touchy stuff in our post-9/11 culture, and the fellow doesn’t stop there. He also plans to murder many of the regime’s high-ranking officials. What distinguishes him from your standard-issue terrorist, however, is that he has personal reasons for doing all this as well as philosophical or political ones. Decades earlier, we eventually learn, he was imprisoned in some sort of state detention center for undesirables where Mengele-style experiments were performed on the inmates. To

SHORTS add insult to injury, the place burned down, and the man who would be V was turned into a human s’more in the process. Many of the people who ran the place went on to occupy powerful positions in the government — and a place on the reinvented revolutionary’s hit list. I’m running out of room and I haven’t even gotten to the movie’s other star. Natalie Portman gives one of the most compelling performances of her young career in the role of Evey, an oblivious young employee of the government TV outlet whose chance encounter with V leads to her political and spiritual awakening. They happen to meet one evening when she’s out past curfew on her way to a friend’s home. Secret police detain her and commence what is clearly going to be an ugly gang rape. V steps out of the shadows — a black whirlwind of flying knives, lethal ballet and Shakespearean quotes — to save the day, or rather the night. Their fates become entwined when a government investigator (Stephen Rea) uncovers Evey’s connection to the enemy of the state, and she becomes a target herself. At one point, she takes refuge in V’s elaborate underground “shadow gallery,” and at another attempts to turn him in. Like most relationships between beautiful young women and masked men who live in subterranean lairs, theirs is a complicated but never uninteresting one. The film is similarly complicated, not to mention cheeky, provocative and captivating. Helmed by longtime Wachowski assistant director James McTeigue, it’s a visually dazzling work with a surprisingly potent emotional core. The movie refracts an array of cinematic and historical touch points, from A Clockwork Orange, 1984, The Phantom of the Opera, Brazil, Zorro and “Benny Hill” to ripped-from-the-headlines riffs on religious fundamentalism, government media spin, domestic surveillance, suicide bombers and Abu Ghraib. I’m not sure there’s ever been a big-screen blender quite like it. By the time you file out to blasting strains of the Stones’ “Street Fighting Man,” you may well feel as though you’ve heard a call to action. Just what form of action the Wachowski brothers are proposing, and against whom it should be taken, is the tantalizing trick question. The controversy it will spark certainly won’t hurt ticket sales. I wouldn’t get sucked into the whole “Hey, they’re advocating terrorism, aren’t they?” debate, however. Let’s remember, this is a comic-book movie with bad guys doing bad deeds and a good guy making sure something bad happens to them in the end. The Wachowskis knew the subject of terrorism would open people’s eyes. The better to see the parallels between the UK of 2020 and the U.S. of today. They don’t want anyone to blow up a building. They just think a little change might be a good idea. m

16 BLOCKSHHH Bruce Willis stars in Richard Donner’s action-adventure about the unlikely bond that develops between a petty criminal and the cop who’s supposed to escort him to his grand-jury testimony. With David Morse and Tig Fong. (102 min, PG-13) AQUAMARINEHH1/2 I wonder whether anyone told Ron Howard that Splash was being remade. Sounds like that’s what director Elizabeth Allen is up to with this fish-out-of-water tale of a mermaid who falls in love with a human. Emma Roberts, Sara Paxton and Jake McDorman star. (109 min, PG) BALLETS RUSSESHHHH From filmmakers Daniel Geller and Dayna Goldfine comes this documentary about the lives and careers of several pioneering artists — now in their seventies, eighties and nineties — who gave birth to modern ballet. (118 min, NR) BROKEBACK MOUNTAINHHHH1/2 Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal do some of the finest work of their careers in Ang Lee’s affecting adaptation of Annie Proulx’s short story about a pair of ranch hands who fall in love. Also starring Michelle Williams and Anne Hathaway. (134 min, R) CACHEHHHH Juliette Binoche and Daniel Auteuil are paired in writer-director Michael Haneke’s highly acclaimed psychological thriller about a Parisian couple whose lives spiral out of control when mysterious videotapes begin showing up on their doorstep. Lester Makedonsky costars. (121 min, R)

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Green Screen says at one point in the film, “There will never be a time when there isn’t something to yell about, speak about, teach about, hope about.” Mount Holly resident Robert De Cormier will appear after the last screening on noon Saturday at City Hall Arts Center. Expect the VSO Chorus conductor and longtime arranger for Peter, Paul & Mary to discuss Leventhal’s legacy. The fest, running through Sunday, offers a potpourri of fiction and nonfiction pictures from around the globe. The Syrian Bride — which Israeli director Eran Riklis co-wrote with Suha Arraf, a Palestinian journalist — is a narrative tale

There will never be a time when there isn’t something to yell about, speak about, teach about, hope about. MUSICIAN RONNIE GILBERT, ISN’T THIS A TIME!

moted during his five-decade career: The Weavers, Theodore Bikel, Leon Bibb, Arlo Guthrie and Peter, Paul & Mary. When these idealists walk onto a stage, nostalgia merges with political passion that’s expressed through their music and their moxie. Seeger’s “Guantanamera,” for example, is a 1961 tune that may resonate in an entirely new way now, given the alleged abuse of detainees at the U.S. naval base on the southeastern tip of Cuba. His feisty Weavers colleague Ronnie Gilbert

about the cruel absurdity of hostile nations. It’s also about a dysfunctional extended family living in the Golan Heights, a Syrian territory annexed by Israel almost four decades ago. The Salmans are caught between traditional Druze customs and modern realities; they’re equally trapped in a no-man’s-land between borders guarded by soldiers on both sides. Mona (Clara Khoury), the title character, is ambivalent about her impending arranged marriage to a distant cousin she’s

never met, only seen on TV. He is a sitcom star in Damascus. After the wedding there, she will never be allowed to return home because Israel and Syria do not recognize each other. As it is, a United Nations official named Jeanne (Juli-Anne Roth) must try to broker the mindlessly bureaucratic immigration process required before the couple can get together. Mona’s older sister Amal (the radiant Hiam Abass) has an old-world husband who disapproves of her wearing pants. She encourages their daughter Mia to follow her dreams, no matter what. The elderly Salman patriarch, Hammed (Makram Khoury), is an activist recently released from jail. His two sons are a disappointment to him: The Moscow-based Hattem (Eyad Sheety) wed a Russian doctor rather than a local girl. Marwan (Ashraf Barhoum) is a dapper womanizer with shady business dealings in Italy. When the Salmans reunite in advance of Mona’s nuptials, which none of them can actually attend, it’s a tragicomic tangle with topical bite and human tenderness. For more information on the festival, visit http://www.focusonfilm.net or call 262-3456.

On The New York Times bestseller list for more than three years, The Celestine Prophecy dazzled readers by combining Indiana Jones-like adventure with a New Age sensibility. The James Redfield novel, about a search for ancient mystical scrolls in the Peruvian rainforest, has been adapted as a movie opening in mid-April. And Middlebury is among only 10 American locales privy to a sneak preview: The Great Life Retreat Center will present the film on March 31, with a repeat on April 7. Both 7 p.m. shows will be held at the Champlain Valley Unitarian Church. For $10 reserved tickets, call 388-7478. “There has been a series of synchronicities that led me to organize this event,” explains Bill van Zyverden, a “holistic” lawyer and co-founder of the Retreat Center. He used to assign the spiritual saga as a textbook for students in his communications and ethics classes at Community College of Vermont. Actor Patrick Small — in a Celestine cast that includes Annabeth Gish, Jurgen Prochnow and Hector Elizondo — later met van Zyverden, told him about the big-screen version, and helped arrange the advance peek. “Life really guides us along,” he says with holistic certainty, “which is a message in the film.” m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

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This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

It’s hard to fix a broken appliance without a DRINK. It takes a DRINK to make it over the Green Monster. Careless criminals spend some time in the DRINK. When you break your arm, a DRINK is almost mandatory. Lots of artists and lots of brokers live on DRINK island. The Pennsylvania Dutch always wear DRINK clothes. A farmer can handle a single DRINK, but a million can ruin him. Anyone born in Belarus is automatically a DRINK. Bikers sometimes carry their old ladies in a DRINK. Mickey Mouse never showed up in DRINK cartoons. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS CIDER. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 55A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

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wednesday 22 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 23 V for Vendetta 6:45. Failure to Launch 6:50. The Shaggy Dog 6:40. The Hills Have Eyes 7. friday 24 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 30 V for Vendetta 1:10 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:45, 9 (Fri & Sat). Failure to Launch 1:20 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9 (Fri & Sat). The Shaggy Dog 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 8:30 (Fri & Sat). 16 Blocks 2:15 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9 (Fri & Sat). Curious George 12:50 & 4:05 (Sat & Sun). Matinees Saturday and Sunday. No second evening show Sunday through Tuesday. Times subject to change.

ESSEX CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 22 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 23 16 Blocks 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:35. Aquamarine 1:15. 6:45. Eight Below 1, 4, 7, 9:30. Failure to Launch 12:30, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25. The Hills Have Eyes 12:25, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:35. The Pink Panther 4:15, 9:20. The Shaggy Dog 12:25, 2:40, 4:55, 7:20, 9:35. Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the Man 1, 4, 7, 9:30. V for Vendetta 12:45, 3:40, 6:40, 9:25. friday 24 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 30 *The Inside Man 12:40, 3:30, 6:30, 9:15. *Stay Alive 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:15, 9:20. Aquamarine 1:10. 4:10. Eight Below 1, 4, 7, 9:30. Failure to Launch 12:30, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25. The Hills Have Eyes 7:15, 9:35. The Shaggy Dog 12:25, 2:40, 4:55, 7:20, 9:35. Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the Man 1, 4, 7, 9:30. V for Vendetta 12:45, 3:40, 6:40, 9:25.

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ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 22 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 23 V for Vendetta 6:50. Failure to Launch 7:20. Eight Below 7. The Shaggy Dog 7:10. friday 24 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 30 The Worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Fastest Indian 1 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 9:20 (Fri & Sat). The Shaggy Dog 1:10 & 3:20 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9:15 (Fri-Sun). Failure to Launch 1:20 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 7:20, 9:25 (Fri-Sun). V for Vendetta 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9:10 (Fri-Sun). Times subject to change. See www.merrilltheatres.net.

wednesday 22 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 23 Night Watch 1:25, 6:45. CachĂŠ (Hidden) 1, 3:30, 6:50, 9:15. Match Point 1:10, 3:50, 6:55, 9:30. Transamerica 1:15, 4:10, 7:05, 9:35. Why We Fight 1:20, 3:35, 7:10, 9:25. Brokeback Mountain 1:05, 4, 6:40, 9:20. The Worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Fastest Indian 3:55, 9:10. friday 24 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 30 *The Inside Man 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:20. Neil Young: Heart of Gold 1:20, 4, 7:10, 9:35. Match Point 1:10, 3:50, 6:55, 9:30. Transamerica 1:15, 4:10, 7:05, 9:35. CachĂŠ (Hidden) 1:05, 3:35, 6:50, 9:15. Why We Fight 3:55, 6:15. Brokeback Mountain 1:05, 8:30. Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

wednesday 22 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 23 V For Vendetta 7:30. Failure to Launch 7:30. Eight Below 7:30. friday 24 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 30 *The Inside Man 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9:15 (Fri & Sat), 7:30. V For Vendetta 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:45 & 9:10 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu). Failure to Launch 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9:10 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu).

WELDEN THEATER 104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888. wednesday 22 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 23 V for Vendetta 7, 9:15. Failure to Launch 7, 9. The Shaggy Dog 7, 9. friday 24 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 30 Failure to Launch 2 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9. V for Vendetta 2 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:15. The Shaggy Dog 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7. The Hills Have Eyes 4 (Sat & Sun), 9. Mrs. Henderson Presents 7 (Mon).

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HONAH LEE HARMONY Singer-songwriter Peter Yarrow has been performing for more than 40 years, both solo and with the seminal folk trio Peter, Paul & Mary. This Sunday, the musical icon tunes up his trademark guitar for a tandem concert with pro vocal ensemble Counterpoint. Conductor Robert De Cormier — also musical director for Peter, Paul & Mary — notes the show is a Counterpoint fundraiser. Expect to hear multiple voices backing Jackie Paper in Yarrow’s signature song “Puff the Magic Dragon,” as well as “Light One Candle,” and “Weave Me the Sunshine.” Also on the program: Yarrow’s postPP&M solo material, choral pieces including African-American work songs and spirituals, and Vermont-based composer Louis Moyse’s “Solfege à la Française.”

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OPEN ORCHESTRA READING: Area musicians with a fondness for Gustav Mahler play through the composer’s second symphony. Vocalists Shyla Nelson and Wendy Hoffman Farrell guest solo. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-10 p.m. Free to perform or listen. Info, 655-5030. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. ‘LA GUITARA’: Guitar goddesses Patty Larkin, Sharon Isbin and Kaki King share the stage at a concert reaffirming the instrument’s changing demographic of players. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $30. Info, 863-5966. BURLINGTON TAIKO: Middle school students make resonant rhythms after a five-day residency with drum sensei Stuart Paton. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 476-8188. ACOUSTIC CONCERT: String instrumentalist Harvey Reid joins fiddler and singer-songwriter Joyce Anderson for American roots music. Good Times Café, Hinesburg, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 482-4444. STRING MASTERCLASS: The Biava String Quartet teaches techniques at an open rehearsal. Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2180.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077.

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BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of John Updike’s

DROP-IN IMPROV: Actors create characters and hone storytelling skills in a fun stage workshop. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5. Info, 862-0999.

novel The Centaur discuss family ties that bind. Winooski Memorial Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410.

talks ‘ARCHITECTURE AS A TEAM SPORT’: Bill Truex

film ‘CAPOTE’: Academy Award-winner Philip Seymour Hoffman portrays the esteemed author as he writes In Cold Blood. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: From documentaries about communes to dramas from Norway, this two-week fest offers fresh, thoughtprovoking cinema. Various Montpelier locations and times. $7.50. Info, 262-3456. ‘THE RED WAGON’: This documentary examines hunger and poverty in Vermont. Craftsbury Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 586-9683. ‘UNSEEN CINEMA’: Filmmaker and historian Bruce Posner presents excerpts from his DVD anthology of early American avant-garde movies. Community Room, Burlington College, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

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words GOGOL GROUP: At a weekly get-together, creative types reincarnate theatrical projects inspired by the novel Dead Souls, by Russian lit luminary Nikolai Gogol. Cardboard Technical Institute, Montpelier, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0854. POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns so everyone can read at a Boho evening of free verse. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467.

of Truex Cullins & Partners describes his firm’s 40year involvement in downtown Burlington’s built environment, from St. Paul’s Cathedral to projects for Champlain College. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1377. ‘MAKING SENSE OF THE INTERNET’: Web novices sharpen their research skills by learning to refine queries and evaluate search results. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ADIRONDACK FOLKLORE: Steve Boyce of the Ticonderoga Heritage Museum shares local anecdotes, stories and home remedies. Thompson-Pell Research Center, Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-585-2821. ‘HISTORY AND MEMORY’: Douglas Greenberg of the Survivors of the Shoah Visual History Museum talks about eyewitness testimony of the Holocaust. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. HEALTH LECTURE: Personal trainer Maurice Brown explains the importance of monitoring your heart rate during exercise. Your Personal Best Fitness, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6597.

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sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.

U.S. FREESTYLE CHAMPIONSHIPS OPENING CEREMONIES: Governor Douglas and Rutland Mayor John Cassarino welcome U.S. Olympic skiers to their first post-Turino competition on U.S. soil. See calendar spotlight. Parade from the Fire Department to the Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

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activists strategize about the labor, feminist and antiwar movements. Room 102, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453. MERGER TASK FORCE: Residents and officials from Essex and Essex Junction work on a plan to combine the two towns. Lincoln Hall, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1341.

their speaking skills before a supportive audience. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-0135. CAREER CHOICE WORKSHOP: Students entering college consider which jobs would work for them. Vermont Student Assistance Corporation, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177.

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Adult learners consider returning to college in order to work with people. Community College of Vermont, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177. ANTIQUE JEWELRY ROADSHOW: An accredited appraiser evaluates adornments, then describes how to care for older gems. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. POULTRY SEMINAR: Fowl players learn how to raise their own chickens, ducks and geese for eggs, meat or manure. Depot Home & Garden, Essex Junction, 6-8 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 878-8596. BOOK SALE: Info seekers and pleasure readers peruse pageturners at the Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. DONATION DROP-OFF: Patrons of the Spielpalast Cabaret deposit jewels, junk and other closet contents bound for an upcoming auction. Phinneas Soninâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office at Jambaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Junktiques, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 859-0344.

on the 1925 Scopes â&#x20AC;&#x153;Monkey Trial,â&#x20AC;? two lawyers argue the case for and against a biology teacher accused of teaching the theory of evolution. See review, this issue. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 877-6737. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;CINDY REILLYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: JSC theater students stage this modern-day musical retelling of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cinderellaâ&#x20AC;? at the Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 635-1476.

eat. Psychotherapist and nutritionist Lynne Ihlstrom explains how hypoglycemia affects mental well-being. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ALEXANDER HAMILTONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S HUMANITARIANISMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Champlain College scholar-in-residence Willard Sterne Randall details how the poorest founding father never forgot the needy. A panel discussion with local young humanitarians follows. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5400. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;VICTORIAN VERMONTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Architecture and history buffs get their late-19th-century fix at this illustrated talk. Twilight Theater, Lyndon State College, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 626-5135. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;HAND TALESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A fortune-teller explains how to read palms for love and life purpose. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8060.

eyes of an injured bird, from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTORS UP CLOSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covâ&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PANTYHOSE, COMBAT BOOTS AND THE ered confectionery see how itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s made at Laughing SEARCH FOR THE RIGHT TOOLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Vermont Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, native Lida Winfield links theater, movement and 253-9591. music in her one-woman show about coming of ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at age. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12. the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Info, 862-7469. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 22. players strategize ways to put each otherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kings SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;CAPOTEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See March 22. Youngsters ages 3 to 5 get together for easy lisp.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See March tening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters conFree. Info, 652-7080. 22. vene over good yarns. South Burlington WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;INDEPENDENT AMERICAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: In a documentary subCommunity Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. books and create crafts at the Westford Library, titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Two-Lane Search for Mom and Pop,â&#x20AC;? VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share 11 a.m. Free. 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port U.S. troops while expressing hope for an end to Middle Eastern deployments. Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488. ISLAND LINE STEERING COMMITTEE: Avid cyclists get an update on bike-trail planning in the Champlain Islands. Fish Hatchery, Grand Isle, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-2453. CLOTHESLINE PROJECT WORKSHOP: Community members decorate T-shirts decrying sexual and domestic violence for a city-wide exhibit celebrating survivorsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; strength. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11:30 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555.

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to better their game. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly lunch meeting to help promote one anotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s companies. Windjammer Restaurant, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. First visit is free. Info, 655-3787. FOOD DEMOS: Cathy Bacon of Hillside Lane Farm tapes a cooking show before a live studio audience. Video Vision, Barre, 6 p.m. $15. Info, 476-0267. HEALING WORKSHOP: Introspective types learn to love themselves, based on the philosophy of Louise Hay and Gay Hendricks. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 288-9265. GENEALOGY QUEST: Family researchers learn to sleuth their roots with software that charts a tree of ancestors. Waterbury Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 244-7036.

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<calendar > drama ‘INHERIT THE WIND’: See March 23. ‘CINDY REILLY’: See March 23. ‘PANTYHOSE, COMBAT BOOTS AND THE SEARCH FOR THE RIGHT TOOL’: See March 23. ‘GROUND HOG OPRY’: This old-time Vermont tribute show melds acoustic music with fast-paced political humor. See calendar spotlight. Hyde Park Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 244-1571. PLAY READING: Theatre on a Shoestring ties up loose ends at a non-competitive dramatic reading of a work to be decided by the group. 425 Dorset Street, #4, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-212-5884.

‘A NIGHT OF ART & MUSIC’: Gabrielle Douglas of

bring their dolls along for an hour of craft-making. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ‘KIDS’ KNIGHT OUT’: Ages 5-10 enjoy an evening of movies, swimming, food and more at Ross Gymnasium, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5-9 p.m. $10-15. Registration & info, 654-2721. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216.

the Burlington rock band The Cush takes the floor with chanteuses Tinker Taylor and Anna Pardenik at a wine-and-sweets booster for Vermont Access to Reproductive Freedom. Art by Leslie Baker and Emilie-Rose Currin sets the scene for a post-show raffle. Rose Street Gallery, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $5. Info, 655-3290. ‘A FEAST FOR THE SENSES’: Live and silent auctions support the Essex Town PTO at an evening of food and live music. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. $20. Info, 872-9316.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. JOHN GORKA: Eclectic duo Mustard’s Retreat warms up the stage for the deep-voiced folk legend known for his poignantly poetic lyrics. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $22. Info, 728-6464. SON DE MADERA & LOS COJOLITES: Two legendary southern-Mexican folk groups feature wellheeled dancers tapping out rhythms on wood, followed by a community-wide festival. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $22-30. Post-concert fandango at FlynnSpace, 10 p.m. $8. Info, 863-5966. JOHN BRYANT: The local pianist flexes his digits on pieces ranging from ragtime to Rachmaninoff. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. MATT POND PA: The Brooklyn-based chamber-pop quartet indie-rocks the Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $12. Info, 518-523-2512.

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URBAN RUNWAY: At this under-21 show, hip-hop

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dancers pop and lock to sweet spins by DJ ZJ and models show off street-culture clothes from local retailers. Club Metronome, Burlington, 7-10:30 p.m. $8. Info, 598-4559. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. Also at the Ballet School and Dance Arts, St. Albans, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 598-6757. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! Partners or no, dancers at all levels strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE: Meditative movers promote peace through joyful circle dances. Call for Hinesburg location, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2836. FAMILY CONTRA DANCE: First folk pair Pete and Karen Sutherland lead the Lake Champlain Waldorf School’s Contra Dance Band to motivate moms, dads and kids. Shelburne Town Hall, 6:30-8:30 2x2-WordCraft031506 p.m. $4-6. Info, 985-2827. 3/13/06 2:12 PM

judges from Vermont and Massachusetts discuss the ramifications of the new federal bankruptcy law that went into effect last October. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, registration 8:30 a.m., conference 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1309. MUSIC LECTURE: UVM prof emeritus Lawrence McCrorey lays out the origins of jazz as an American genre. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 660-7192. AFRICAN ADVENTURE: State Archaeologist Giovanna Peebles recounts her month-long research trip to Uganda and Tanzania. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

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‘MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA’: In this film based on Arthur Golden’s bestseller, a Japanese servant girl blossoms into the most celebrated geisha of her time. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘SOMETIME IN APRIL’: This simple yet powerful tale focuses on the aftermath of the 1996 Rwandan genocide. Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1310.

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holders hit the slopes for half-price, then warm up at an après-ski party. Stowe Mountain Resort, all day. $38. Info, 223-2396.

U.S. NATIONAL SNOWSHOE CHAMPIONSHIPS: Powerful powder-shufflers race on webbing at a three-day competition that includes some opento-the-public events. Bolton Valley Resort, all day. Free to watch. Info, 434-6804.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 22.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. PHOTOGRAPHY RECEPTION: Richard Brown introduces his exhibition of rural shots, “Echoes of the Past: The Last of the Hill Farms.” Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 22. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 22, for children ages 3-5.

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etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See March 22. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See March 22. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 22. CHARITY BINGO: See March 22. BOOK SALE: See March 22, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. DONATION DROP-OFF: See March 22. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. FISH FRY: French fries and coleslaw come with haddock fixed two different ways. St. Ambrose Parish Church, Bristol, 5-7 p.m. $8.50. Info, 453-2488. RUMMAGE SALE: Treasure hunters sift through bargain bins at the Richmond Congregational Church, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. ‘BASH FOR THE CASH’: Area high school students show off special talents to support their Moss Point, Mississippi, peers at this Hurricane Katrina fundraiser highlighting dance, comedy, solo music and bands. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 652-0777. DEEKSHA WORKSHOP: Devotees of this energy transfer process claim that it reconditions the brain. Two Swedish leaders in the field conduct vibes at Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7-9 p.m. $25. Registration and info, 773-0148.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. 2 FOOT YARD: Singer-songwriter/violinist Carla Kihlstedt and her “chamber folk” band renegotiate the border between classical and pop music. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966. MUSTARD’S RETREAT: David Tamulevich and Michael Hough share top songs from their 30-year folk career. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 728-6464. MONTPELIER CHAMBER ORCHESTRA: The ensemble performs works by Mozart, Verdi and 20th-century American composers Howard Hanson and Mortem Lauridsen, among others. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 229-1501. ROLLING PAPYRUS: Expect hot jam-jazz from this entourage acknowledging paper’s predecessor. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. THE MILKMAN’S UNION: Budding singer-songwriter Henry Jamison-Root releases his first album, Here’s Hoping, at a post-indie performance party. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5946. JUANITO PASCUAL: The young Flamenco guitarist lauded among the genre’s best plays passionately, with accompaniment from his band and a live dancer. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-26. Info, 476-8188. BLUEGRASS GOSPEL PROJECT: Expect traditional Appalachian sacred music done to a T from New England’s premiere country-and-folk sextet. First Congregational Church, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. ‘ALL HANDS ON DECK’: Music faculty and students perform piano pieces written for “zero to eight hands” by John Cage, Samuel Adler, and Sidney Hodkinson, among other composers. Hawkins Hall, Giltz Auditorium, SUNY Plattsburgh, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2090.

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OTTER CREEK CONTRAS: Caller John Newton keeps mosey-ers moving to traditional tunes by Rick Ceballos, Caleb Elder and Matt Witten. Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 877-3698. GREEN MOUNTAIN STEPPERS: Dancers take directions from Connecticut caller Randy Paige at a March-Madness-themed, Western-style square dance. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, advanced 6:30-7:30 p.m., regular 7:30-10:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 879-9350. FAMILY CONTRA DANCE: Cuckooâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nest moves dancers of all ages wearing clean, soft-soled shoes. Caller Ruth Sylvester leads the fun at Tracy Hall, Norwich, family dance 7 p.m., contra dance 8 p.m. $8, kids free. Info, 785-4607. SWING DANCE: Full skirts and pressed pants help partners prep for a sock hop with live music by the Colin McCaffrey Swing Band. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $15. Info, 864-8382.

drama â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;INHERIT THE WINDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See March 23. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;CINDY REILLYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See March 23. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PANTYHOSE, COMBAT BOOTS AND THE SEARCH FOR THE RIGHT TOOLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See March 23. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;GROUND HOG OPRYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See March 24. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;COMPETITION PIECEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: High school students present this one-act comedy about, well, a highschool-drama-club contest. Middle School Gym, BFA Fairfax, 4 & 7 p.m. $5. Info, 849-6711. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE TAMING OF THE SHREWâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The National Players Classical Touring Company stages the Bardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s battle of the sexes. Stafford Center Theatre, Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 562-4167. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SAP TAPPINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MUD FLAPPINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; REVUEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The â&#x20AC;&#x153;ladiesâ&#x20AC;? of the House of LeMay drag troupe stage a dance-party cabaret with music by The Decoys and 220 Main. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 652-0777.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MEMOIRS OF A GEISHAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See March 24. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;OSAMAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Under oppressive Taliban rule, a girl must pose as a boy in order to provide for her family. Community Room, Burlington College, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 233-2900. MANHATTAN SHORT FILM FESTIVAL: This international fest offers dramas and comedies from Ireland, Spain, Israel and Australia. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 518523-2512. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;WEST SIDE STORYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Teens take in this 1961 film musical retelling of Shakespeareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Romeo and Juliet. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. PORTRAIT DEMO: Charcoal artist Charles Woodard shows how to get a face right — in black and white. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236. LIFE DRAWING: Artists sketch a live model in various poses using a medium of their choice. Studio STK, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $10. Info, 657-3333. UKRAINIAN EGG DECORATING: Spring nesters adorn ovoids with wax patterns, then dip them in dye. Boutilier’s Art Center, Burlington, noon - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5475.

talks ‘THE WELCOMING GARDEN’: Horticultural author Gordon Hayward explains why and how homeowners are rethinking foundation plantings in favor of cottage-style front gardens. Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. $15. Registration and info, 660-3505. EVOLUTIONARY ENLIGHTENMENT: In a 30minute DVD lecture, spiritual philosophers Andrew Cohen and Ken Wilber offer a basic intro to their action-oriented ideas. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 12:30-2:30 p.m. $5. Info, 899-3554.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 22. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. HEALTHY SNACKS: Pro chef Bob Hildebrand teaches eaters ages 5 and up to prepare simple, tasty treats. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 10 & 11 a.m. $3. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. CHILDREN’S CONCERT: Local kids’ performer Buddy Dubay encourages singers up to second grade in a family-friendly show. Fireside Lounge, Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 11 a.m. - noon. $5 per family. Info, 651-5978.

sport U.S. FREESTYLE CHAMPIONSHIPS: See March 23, 1:30-5:30 p.m.

U.S. NATIONAL SNOWSHOE CHAMPIONSHIPS: See March 24.

MASCOT MADNESS RACE: Sports team and school icons in clumsy costumes hurtle downhill, then join in a sled-pulling relay. Bolton Valley Resort, 1-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-6804. FOUR SQUARE GAME: Adult athletes try to bounce balls through each other’s territory in this playful redux of a schoolyard pastime. The Orchard School, South Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $6. Info, 508-942-2403. BACKCOUNTRY CHALLENGE: Climbers use alpine or telemark skis or snowshoes for this five-mile woodland course. Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, registration 8:30 a.m., course opens 10 AM a.m. $15 5x4-sendart 3/7/06 8:57 Page 1 includes lunch. Info, 496-3551, ext. 117.

<calendar > GREEN MOUNTAIN CURLING CLUB: Stone slingers brush off their rulebooks to introduce newbies to this oft-lampooned Olympic sport. Border Curling, Stanstead, Québec, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free, includes lunch. Info, 985-2861.

activism ‘BRIDGES OUT OF POVERTY’ TRAINING: Community activists acquire tools to help their neighbors. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $20 includes lunch. Registration and info, 846-7292.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See March 22. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See March 22. CHARITY BINGO: See March 22. BOOK SALE: See March 22, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. RUMMAGE SALE: See March 24, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. DEEKSHA WORKSHOP: See March 24, 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. $100.

‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental impact of any one of these Vermont fauna: coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. YOUTH MINISTRY FAIR: Vermont Catholic youth workers converse with colleagues during a day of presentations and discussions. Call for Burlington location and cost, 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Registration and info, 658-6110, ext. 131. RED STRIPE REGGAE SPRING FLING: Regional reggae bands paired with local faves supply roots rock to skiers seeking a bit of Jamaica — slopeside. Ascutney Mountain Resort, Brownsville, all day. Call for cost. Info, 800-243-0011. DRESS-UP PARTY & PHOTO SHOOT: Thrift-fashion experts find Mystery Fun Night-themed outfits made from reclaimed duds, then document their chic picks. ReStore, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Info, 223-1239. AUDUBON SUGAR-ON-SNOW: Sweet treats await those who walk among tapped trees to learn about sugar-bush-nesting birds. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, noon - 4 p.m. Free activities, but bring money for food. Info, 434-3068. SUGAR-ON-SNOW DINNER: Diners lay a maindish foundation for dessert — sweet, crystalline maple treats. Waterbury Center Community Church, 5 & 6:30 p.m. Call for cost. Info, 244-1192. SUGAR MAKERS’ TOUR: Weather permitting, sapto-syrup enthusiasts peek into working evaporators on this self-guided spring outing. Various Huntington-area locations, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3269. ‘SUGAR ON SNOW’ PARTY: Hardened-maple-syrup edibles usher in spring at Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, 1-4 p.m. $3. Info, 985-5054. Also at Dakin Farm, Ferrisburgh & South Burlington locations, noon - 4 p.m. $7. Info, 800-993-2546. PANCAKE BREAKFAST: Diners sample this year’s maple syrup on buttery, fluffy flapjacks. Dakin Farm, Ferrisburgh, 7:30-11:30 a.m. $7. Info, 800993-2546. NEW ENGLAND PIE BREAKFAST: The Damn Yankee String Band entertains morning quichenibblers and dessert-diners at this silent-auction benefit. Woodbury Community Library, 8:30-10:30 a.m. $6. Info, 472-5710.

EASTER EGG CHOCOLATE-MAKING: Tasty cocoa spheres are the goal at this confection-construction demo. Lake Champlain Chocolates, Pine Street, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807. BREAD-BAKING WORKSHOP: Craving crusty sourdough? Wooden peels help participants rise to the occasion with a wood-fired oven. Naga Bakehouse, Middletown Springs, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $75 includes lunch. Registration and info, 235-1282. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: Browsers peruse piles of hard covers and paperbacks at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0244. BENEFIT TAG SALE: Families swap their stuff at a fundraiser for the Rutland Academy. Building 20, Howe Center, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Donations. Info, 775-6788. SPIELPALAST CABARET BENEFIT: The multifeathered mavens and gents of Burlington’s risqué stage show host a rummage sale and auction of antiques, clothing, jewelry, records and more. Dress up to get into The Bakery, Burlington, 8 p.m. $5 includes food and entertainment. Info, 859-0344. WOMEN’S CELEBRATION: Ten-minute chair massages precede a talk on herbal healing, and all proceeds go to a local women’s nonprofit. MoonLight Gifts, Milton, massages 10:30 a.m. 12:30 p.m., talk 1-3 p.m. $10-30. Info, 893-9966.

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MONTPELIER CHAMBER ORCHESTRA: See March 25, 4 p.m.

drama AUDITIONS FOR ‘MORNINGS AT SEVEN’: The Stowe Theatre Guild seeks actors for this comedic play with many roles for men and women in their sixties and seventies. Best Western Conference Center, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 888-9995.

film GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See March 22. ‘MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA’: See March 24. ‘THE BICYCLE THIEF’: In this film made in post— WWII Italy, a man and his son search for the stolen wheels that will lift them out of poverty. Radio Bean, Burlington, social hour and bike registration workshop 6 p.m., film 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-2453.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

talks ‘VERMONT WOMEN & THE WESTWARD MOVEMENT’: Mid-19th-century diaries, letters and reminiscences emphasize the experiences of pioneer women homesick for the Green Mountains. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. ‘A BURLINGTON ENTREPRENEUR’: A historian describes the life and times of William Van Patten, a 19th-century industrialist, statesman and former mayor. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 425-2634. SALVADOR WITNESSES: Travelers who attended a recent anniversary commemoration in El Salvador for four women martyrs share their experiences at the Clementwood Spiritual Life Center, Rutland, 13 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4488.

PETER YARROW & COUNTERPOINT: The folk icon of Peter, Paul & Mary fame joins Vermont’s pro vocal ensemble for choral versions of “Puff the Magic Dragon” and other hits. See calendar spotlight. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. $15-30. Info, 863-5966. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711. HINESBURG ARTIST SERIES ORCHESTRA: The ensemble joins musical forces with the South County Chorus to perform Mozart’s Requiem. St. Jude Church, Hinesburg, 4 p.m. $15. Info, 482-4691. CHAMBER MUSIC RECITAL: The Vermont Youth and Vermont Philharmonic orchestras play works by various composers. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 655-5030.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 22. ‘IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE’: In this musical revue based on a storybook series, a boy who shares his snack with a ravenous rodent learns a funny lesson about cause and effect. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 2 p.m. $9.50-14.50. Info, 863-5966. COOKIE MOUSE MEETING: The title star of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie appears in costume for a kid-friendly photo-op. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

sport U.S. FREESTYLE CHAMPIONSHIPS: See March 23, 10:30 a.m. - 4 p.m.

U.S. NATIONAL SNOWSHOE CHAMPIONSHIPS: See March 24.

ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: The band Trip to Norwich gives a lift to dancers in clean, softsoled shoes. Caller Chris Levey uses his leverage at Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $7. Info, 785-4121. INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCE: Accordion music and circle steps conjure Old Europe. Leave your street shoes outside the Plainfield Town Hall, 6-8 p.m. $6. Info, 633-3226.

enjoy a free day of skiing, and half-price rentals and lessons. Bring a valid Vermont driver’s license to Stratton Mountain Resort, all day. Free. Info, 800-787-2886.

activism VETERANS FOR PEACE: Retired soldiers organize to ensure that today’s troops aren’t risking their lives in vain. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 3.

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‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See March 22. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See March 22. CHARITY BINGO: See March 22, 2 & 7 p.m. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: See March 25. AUDUBON SUGAR-ON-SNOW: See March 25. ‘SUGAR ON SNOW’ PARTY: See March 25. PANCAKE BREAKFAST: See March 25. SILENT AUCTION: Bids are written down at this post-service fundraiser for the Richmond Congregational Church, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 434-2053.

VERMONT ANTIQUARIAN BOOK FAIR: Bibliophiles seeking first editions, maps or rare volumes browse the stalls at this semi-annual sale. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $4. Info, 527-7243.

MON.27 music Also, see clubdates in Section A.

TENGIR-TOO MUSIC ENSEMBLE: This Central Asian group weaves together nomadic music on voice, komuz, and qyl qiyak, among other traditional instruments. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0532. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750. SWEET & STONE: The twangy, California-based cello-guitar duo make a tour stop at Dunbar Dining Hall, Sterling College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 586-7711, ext. 150.

dance DANCE IMPROV DISCUSSION: Choreographer Susan Sgorbati explores motion-based creativity in light of new scientific theories about how the brain organizes movement. Flynn Center, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.

film ‘MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA’: See March 24. ‘KWAGH-HIR’: Miami visual artist Charles Recher documents the Nigerian tradition of puppetry in this colorful documentary. Howe Library, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-4120.

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Woodchuck, Vermont, might seem too silly to call home, but it’s a great place to visit. The fictional town is the setting for Woodchuck Theatre’s Ground Hog Opry, a home-grown variety show from the imaginary on-air booth of radio station WSMM (Well Shut My Mouth). Co-hosted by dairy farmer and actor George Woodard and lawyer-turned-comedian Al Boright, the Opry gives a nod to Nashville with down-home music and Vermont political humor. Noteworthy posse members include multi-instrumentalist John Drury and Vermont Supreme Court Justice Marilyn Skoglund, who plays guitar. Like its namesake critter, the lauded vaudeville act has been popping up in different locations statewide — remaining runs include Hyde Park this weekend, and Waterbury the next. Catch it if you can.

‘GROUND HOG OPRY’ Friday and Saturday, March 24 & 25, Hyde Park Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 244-1571.

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talks ‘FEMA & THE FLORIDA HURRICANES’: UVM Professor Emeritus Richard Downer discusses the new paradigm for snowbird retirees. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 660-7192.

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<calendar > Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6432. SWING DANCING: Quick-footed folks learn and practice hep-cat rock steps at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. WOMEN’S DRUM CIRCLE: Percussion-powered women share rhythms and movement at a world-beat bonanza. 242 Elm Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-6912.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 22, for children ages 3-5.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See March 23, for babies and toddlers up to age 3. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewish-themed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26. KID BINGO!: Budding bettors in grades 1-8 enjoy a numbers-and-letters game of chance. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 2:45 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See March 22, 10 a.m.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 22. CLOTHESLINE PROJECT WORKSHOP: See March 23, Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 11:30 a.m.

‘SAFE ROUTES TO SCHOOL’ WORKSHOP: Citizens who want kid-friendly corridors for walking or biking to school advocate approaches. Richmond Free Library, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Call for cost. Registration and info, 793-1481.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 22. BOOK SALE: See March 22. GREYHOUND RESCUE OF VERMONT: Supporters of the sleek-bodied breed hold an annual meeting to plan racetrack interventions. St. John Vianney Parish Hall, South Burlington, social gathering 6:15 p.m., meeting 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4844.

TUE.28 music Also, see clubdates in Section A.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949.

dance PERIOD CONTRA DANCE: 18th-century costumes are encouraged at this Age-of-Enlightenment 5x4-musclecarcmyk 9/27/05 11:44 AM hoedown in honor of Alexander Hamilton.

film ‘MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA’: See March 24. ‘STATE OF FEAR: PERU’S WAR ON TERROR’: This documentary presents the cautionary tale of a South American democracy’s long, politically motivated war. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

talks ‘HAND TALES’: See March 23. MADELEINE KUNIN: The former Vermont governor and U.S. ambassador to Switzerland describes her experiences as a female office holder. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. ESPIONAGE TALK: Author Hervie Haufler discusses his latest nonfiction work chronicling Nazi spies who were double agents. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. AMERICAN LIBERTY: John Burgess, a Vermont resident, Watergate prosecutor and Iran-Contra investigator, explains the effect of “secret government” practices on political dissent and civil liberties cases. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4748. ARAB CULTURAL TRADITIONS: Moroccan artist Fatema Chebchoub speaks about the benefits of oral storytelling in the Arab world. Robert Jones Lecture Room, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5937. COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL: Dr. William Raszka, Fletcher Allen’s pediatric infectious disease specialist, delivers the facts about human and bird flu viruses. Carpenter Audito-rium, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 847-2886. ‘OLD IRONSIDES’: Active-duty naval crew members of the nation’s oldest commissioned ship still afloat describe the vessel’s history and display a replica of its gun deck. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7080.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 22. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See March

‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See March 24. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

sport COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers get their spines aligned through Anusara-inspired instruction. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-9036.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 22. TOWN HALL MEETING ON UNDERAGE DRINKING: Concerned citizens and parents learn about youth-and-alcohol issues today’s teens face — and how to help. Burlington High School, 6-8 p.m. Free, includes door prizes. Info, 865-7171.

WED.29 music Also, see clubdates in Section A.

ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See March 22. ‘THE MAGIC FLUTE’: The multi-national Mozart Festival Opera Company performs Mozart’s allegory about love and enlightenment in the original German, with a full orchestra. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $40-56. Info, 863-5966. SON DE MADERA SHOWCASE: Mexican folk musicians and dancers demo ritmos calientes at an open jam session for percussion and string players. See calendar spotlight. Collis Common Ground, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. FARMERS’ NIGHT CONCERT: The Vermont Gay Men’s Chorus sings as part of a vocal minority at the Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-322-5616.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See March 22.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 22. CHARITY BINGO: See March 22. BOOK SALE: See March 22. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers

DROP-IN IMPROV: See March 22. ‘THE COMEDY OF ERRORS’: Identical twins star

brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: Global gourmets meet over meals from Spanish-speaking countries to learn the language. All levels of ability are welcome, call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. GED REGISTRATION WORKSHOP: Students who’d like to take a test for their Graduate Equivalency Degree learn how to the paperwork — and practice. 462 Hegeman Avenue, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 3-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 846-7245, ext. 104. VERMONT MAPLE FESTIVAL: Evaporator exhibits, craft and antique shows, cooking demos, live music, a parade, and, of course, pancake breakfasts enliven mud season. Various St. Albans-area locations, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free, except for food items. Info, 524-5800. OLD NORTH END PARADE MEETING: Street strollers gather to plan next year’s do. Monaco’s, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-4230. BENEFIT BAKE: Pizza eaters put money toward nutritious summer lunches for kids who would otherwise go hungry. American Flatbread, Burlington, 5-9:30 p.m. Cost varies with order. Info, 861-2999. PASSPORT DAY: Processing fees and portraits are addressed in one fell swoop, for both kids and adults. Post Office, Waterbury, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $82-97. Info, 244-7318.

in a student production of Shakespeare’s familyreunion farce. See calendar spotlight. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

film ‘MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA’: See March 24. ‘LOST BOYS OF SUDAN’: Burlington’s Sudanese residents introduce this documentary about their readjustment to life in America. Room 207, Lafayette Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 999-2573.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST: Artists between the ages of 9 and 17 show their efforts as part of a national contest. Boys & Girls Club, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5263.

words GOGOL GROUP: See March 22. POETRY OPEN MIKE: See March 22. ANNUAL POETRY SLAM: UVM prof Tony Magistrale moderates an informal and interactive evening of poetry readings, with prizes, for anyone over 14. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. JULIA ALVAREZ: The Middlebury College writerin-residence and author of How the Garcia Girls Lost Their Accents reads from Saving the World, her new novel. See review, this issue. Twilight Auditorium, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5937.

22. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See 1March 23, for babies and toddlers up to Page age 3.

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‘GRANITE WORKERS OF BARRE’: Labor historian John Johnson offers an illustrated talk about Vermont’s industrial rock-quarrying heritage. Jacquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581. MUSICAL IDENTITY: Music prof Jennifer Post discusses how landscape and song fit into the Kazakh communities of Western Mongolia. Mitchell Green Lounge, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘BURLINGTON IN THE 1830S’: History buffs learn what the Queen City looked like 175 years ago as part of Preservation Burlington’s annual meeting. Second floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1377.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 22. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See March 22. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See March 22. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See March 22. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See March 22. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See March 22. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 22. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See March 22.

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and their parents take in a class, followed by tea with faculty. Lake Champlain Waldorf High School, Charlotte, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. Info, 9852827. AWARD CEREMONY: The women’s-advocacy nonprofit WomenSafe honors a local pediatric physical therapist for her commitment to helping families. United Methodist Church, Middlebury, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 388-9180. WESTFORD FARMERS’ MARKET MEETING: Old and new vendors plan their summer market’s outdoor offerings. Westford Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7405. WILDLIFE FOOD PLOT SEMINAR: Laissez-faire veggie growers learn how to establish a “garden” of native plants that need next-to-no maintenance. Depot Home & Garden, Essex Junction, 6-8 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 878-8596. ASIAN CULTURAL FESTIVAL: Food, music dance, crafts, spirituality and sports from China, Japan, Thailand, Indonesia and other countries offer visitors a chance to do it all. Woodstock Union Arena, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3981. m

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Mistaken identity often crops up in Shakespeare’s plays, but nowhere is it more pronounced than in The Comedy of Errors. A husband and wife are separated at sea, each with one of their twin sons and twin servants. Each trio believes the other has perished. A Greek-themed farce ensues, and many years and plot twists later, everyone ends up in the same city. But before a happy family reunion can happen, the two sets of twins wreak havoc among the citizenry, since each boy seems to be everywhere at once. The theater department of St. Michael’s College stages the play, with identical-twin freshmen Kevin and Andrew Parise playing one look-alike pair.

SENIOR EXERCISE: See March 22.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 22. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See March 22. MERGER TASK FORCE: See March 22, Town Office Meeting Room, Essex.

VERMONT PROGRESSIVE PARTY DINNER: Anthony Pollina, Burlington Mayor-elect Bob Kiss and Representative David Zuckerman manage a lively debate about health care, over spaghetti. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5. Info, 860-2295. NEIGHBORHOOD NIGHT OF SUCCESS: Diners applaud fellow citizens at this meal and community meeting. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7178.

‘THE COMEDY OF ERRORS’ Wednesday, March 29 through Saturday, April 1, McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. http://www.smcvt.edu/academics/theatre

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See March 22. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See March 22. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 22. ESL GROUP: See March 22. CHESS GROUP: See March 22. KNITTING POSSE: See March 22. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See March 22. CHARITY BINGO: See March 22. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: See March 22. BOOK SALE: See March 22. VERMONT MAPLE FESTIVAL: See March 28. WORLD FOOD WORKSHOP: Cooks learn from Meskhetian Turkish immigrants how to make khinkali meat dumplings, among other Central Asian dishes. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $12. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. 1

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Seventh-

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Many of us

grader Michael Kawa’s poem is about the official face he shows the world. “My mask helps me when I am scared and when I am embarrassed,” he writes. “My mask tells me to act like someone else when I want to act like myself. My mask tells me I should go on the Big Dipper roller coaster when I really want to go on the little rides. My mask hides me from girls and fights. My mask hides my mad mind.” Now I invite you to write about your own mask, Aries. It’s the perfect time to take inventory of your persona — the official face you show the world — and to make changes to get it into closer alignment with the person you actually are in your depths.

who were born under the sign of Cancer have always felt trepidation about the fact that we’re stuck with the same name as a disease. A while back I asked my readers to suggest alternate possibilities. One of the best ideas came from amateur astronomer Michael Bird. He said that within the constellation of Cancer the Crab there is a batch of 350 close-knit stars that are collectively known as the Beehive Cluster, and also as Praesepe, which is the Latin word for “manger.” Either “Beehive” or “Manger” would serve our tribe well in the coming weeks. The astrological omens say it’s time to give birth to and nurture a new brainchild, preferably with the support of an organized hive of our busy, buzzing allies.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Even if you don’t

Season of Dreams begins now. While you’re sleeping, you’ll be working harder than usual as you dive deeper into your subconscious mind in quest of mythic stories that can transform your waking life. Here’s a list of some of the dream themes you might encounter, along with possible interpretations. Dreams of the circus coming to town mean that maybe you should indulge a barely acknowledged need to do something that seems out of character. Dreams of having a picnic in a tree house may mean you’d benefit from not having your feet planted so firmly on the ground. Dreams of doing something unethical that makes everyone mad mean that you should explore ethical, constructive ways to express your rebellious urges. Dreams of fighting a king or queen who stole money from you might mean you should fight back against an authority that ripped you off.

literally take a journey to a distant place in the coming weeks, you will nevertheless be like a stranger in a strange land. I suggest that you adopt an attitude similar to that of an explorer. Here’s a list of traveling instructions from Patrick Harpur, author of The Philosophers’ Secret Fire: A History of the Imagination. “Don’t believe everything you have been told, either for good or ill. Observe local customs; respect local gods. Talk less than you listen. Don’t expect the inhabitants to speak your language; rather, try and speak theirs. Try to see as well as sightsee. Be polite but firm; take advice but do not be gullible. If in doubt, smile. Do not laugh at the natives, but do not be afraid to laugh. Do not be superior or aloof, but don’t try to dress like a native. Don’t join in the dancing unless you have learned the steps.”

GEMINI

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The paradoxes

(May 21-June 20): If you’re doing work you love, Gemini, your prestige will rise in the next six months. If you’re doing work you merely tolerate, you’ll experience a sharp increase in inspirations about how to remedy the situation. In the event that you actually hate your current form of employment, I believe you’ll face a crisis that will force you to either quit or negotiate significant changes. But whether your gig suits you pretty well or not so much, I encourage you to start whipping up some magic that will move you closer to your dream job.

are coming! The paradoxes are coming! It won’t be enough merely to solve a few amusing brainteasers. You’ll have to find a way to feel perfectly fine as you get squeezed by industrial-strength contradictions that might make a less intelligent person feel crazy. Can you do it? Is it possible for you to remain poised and magnanimous in the face of the pressure to think impossible thoughts and feel indescribable feelings? Can you see how all three sides of every story are equally valid? The potential rewards are substantial: a crispy

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epiphany, a funky treasure, and the equivalent of a “Get Out of Jail Free” card.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If you own a Jaguar luxury automobile, it’s an excellent time to redo the leather interior. If you live in a trailer park on the other side of the railroad tracks, the moment is right to cover up the faux wood paneling with fancy wallpaper. And if you don’t fall into either of those categories, meditate on how you might redecorate the inside of your world, from the physical environments you frequent to the interior walls of your imagination.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I wear my hair long, like Benjamin Franklin, Isaac Newton, Jesus Christ and the majority of the men who have lived in the Western world during the last two millennia. So even though I’m at odds with the cultural trends of the last 100 years, I’m right in alignment with more enduring ideas about masculine fashion. Try something similar, Scorpio: Meditate on how it might benefit you to get out of sync with prevailing attitudes about what’s right and good and true and cool, and instead be in style with more timeless and abiding modes.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Neoteny” is a biological term that means the retention of juvenile characteristics into adulthood. For instance, certain small dogs with big eyes and shortened muzzles have a resemblance to puppies even after they’re full-grown. Most of us humans have personality characteristics that are for all intents and purposes neotenous. They’re throwbacks that may make us appear cute and cuddly, but that on the other hand keep us in a state of arrested development. It’s prime time to ask yourself if you have qualities like that, Sagittarius. If so, do you really want to keep cultivating them?

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): It’s the Introspection Season, Capricorn. I encourage you to write copiously in a journal. Here are several themes that would be fruitful to explore: (1) Your most amazing qualities and your worst qual-

ities. (2) The hundred things you want to accomplish in the next 30 years. (3) Your bitter complaints, horrendous pain and lost dreams. (4) Everything you love and everything that’s beautiful and everything that works. In addition to writing your heart out and your ass off, paste in cut-out pictures from magazines, draw pictures, and ask friends to write messages to you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Once the software and brain implants are developed, we’ll all be able to benefit from the kind of instant education that was at the disposal of the dissident heroes of the three films collectively known as The Matrix. Want to learn how to pilot a helicopter? The entire skill set will be downloaded into you in a few minutes. Planning a journey to Tanzania? You’ll become a fluent speaker of Swahili in time for your departure. The technology is still years away, Aquarius, but in the coming weeks you’ll be able to enjoy the closest current approximation to it. You’ve entered the super-learning season.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “I don’t know why we are here,” wrote philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein, “but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.” His feelings contrast sharply with that of the poet Robert Bly, who edited a book of sacred poems entitled The Soul Is Here for Its Own Joy. Which of these two approaches are you inclined to follow, Pisces? I believe you’re at a crossroads: The direction you choose to endorse and emphasize now will shape your destiny for a long time.

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FAUX FINISHING, DRAWING, PAINTING, YOGA AND ART CLASSES AT WINGSPAN STUDIO, BURLINGTON: Faux Finishing for Walls and Furnishings, Saturdays, April 1 and 8, 12-5 p.m. $180. Learn tricks of the trade to transform your home in this exciting workshop in which color selection, wall preparation, techniques and tools will be covered. Drawing & Seeing, Thursdays, April 13 - May 18, 5:30-7 p.m. $85. Concentrate on drawing and creativity exercises to switch into the spatial modality of the brain—you’ll be amazed at the results. Painting, Drawing and Mixed-Media Expression, Mondays, April 17 - June 5, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $240. This is a wonderful opportunity to unleash inspiration in the process of creation and learn about the elements of art, unique materials and tools, art history and drawing and painting techniques. Yoga and Art Collaboration, Saturday, May 6, 12-5 p.m. $70. An afternoon of yoga led by Emily Garrett, followed by art vibrant venue in the South End. Info, call 802-233-7676 or email maggiestandley@yahoo.com. Creative director Maggie Standley has been teaching for 14 years and was recently an artist-in-residence at Shelburne Museum. See some of her artwork at www.artvt. com/painters/standley.

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camps FLYNNARTS SUMMER CAMPS IN THE PERFORMING ARTS: Info, Email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or call 652-4543, ext. 4 or check out the online brochure at www. flynncenter.org. Don’t let your children miss out on the incredible array of summer opportunities available at the Flynn and at our partner sites. Many camps fill up by early March, so register today before your child’s favorite is gone! Full- and half-day camps in dance, theater, film, and comedy combine with themes in history, science, children’s literature, art, world cultures, and fantasy. Children explore the performing arts while stretching their imaginations and learning more about the world around them. Aftercare available until 5 p.m.. for many camps. STORMBOARDING ADRENALINE WATER SPORTS CAMP: One-week sessions, Monday-Friday, Burlington Boathouse Slip #99. Half day $185, or full day $370. Info, please call Rachael at 802-951-2586 or visit www.stormboarding.com. Love the water? This camp is for kids ages 11-17 who love to swim, explore the lake and get out adventuring in the fresh air. Activities include: swimming, windsurfing, kayaking, exploring waterfalls and islands, learning to navigate and making underwater videos and exploring shipwrecks with an ROV (underwater robotic camera).

clay CLAY: Firehouse Education aims to inspire and nurture the creativity within and offers high-quality arts opportunities for adults and kids clay and pottery. Starting soon: Figurative Sculpture, Beginning Wheel 1 and 2, Mixed Level Pottery, Raku Pottery and much more! Visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com for our exciting spring offerings, online course catalog and registration.

climbing CO-ED 1 & 2 INDOOR CLIMBING CLINICS: Six-week clinics every Tuesday, April 18 - May 23. Level 1: 6-8 p.m. Level 2: 7-9 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $150. Info, www.petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Level I: basics of climbing; Level II: improving intermediate skills/ lead climbing. ROCK TRANSITIONS I: Indoor, Fridays, April 21, 28, May 5, 12. Outdoor, Saturdays, May 13 and 20. $150, includes equipment and 6-visit punch card. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. Info, visit www. petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Transition from indoor to outdoor climbing in this five-week clinic! Apply your skills on real rock and learn how different yet similar it is to indoor climbing! ROCK TRANSITIONS II: Indoor, Fridays, April 21 and 28. Outdoor, Saturdays, April 29, May 6, 13, and 20. $150, includes equipment and 6-visit punch card. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. Info, visit www. petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Move to the next level outdoors in this five-week clinic! Build anchors, rappel, and learn other techniques needed to enjoy a day at the crag! WOMEN’S 1 & 2 INDOOR CLIMBING CLINICS: Six-week clinics every Thursday, April 20-May 25. Level 1: 6-8 p.m. Level 2: 7-9 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $150. Info, www.petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Taught by women! Level I: basics of climbing; Level II: improving intermediate skills/lead climbing.

cooking SPRING RENEWAL WITH WHOLE FOODS WITH LYDIA RUSSELL: Monday, March 27, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, Purple Shutter Herbs, 865-4372 (HERB). The Spring Equinox brings us the balance

of day and night, the rising of sap in the trees, the cleansing flow of snow melt in the river and the limitless possibility of birth and new life. This class will explore a variety of ways in which we can attune ourselves to the spring using seasonal, whole foods to rejuvenate, nourish and enliven ourselves. Lydia Russell is a whole foods chef, certified Holistic Health Counselor, trained herbalist, and food and garden educator.

dance AFRO CUBAN DANCE WORKSHOPS WITH REYNALDO GONZALEZ FROM MATANZAS CUBA: Thursday, March 23, dance class, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Capital City Grange, Montpelier. $20. Friday, March 24, dance class, 5:30 p.m.. - 7:30 p.m. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. $20. Info, 802-985-3665. Reynaldo Gonzalez is an experienced teacher of AfroCuban folkloric song, dance and percussion. He danced and sang with Cuba’s legendary folkloric group, AfroCuba de Matanzas. The traditional song, dance and music he teaches, is part of Cuba’s rich cultural heritage which still flourishes there today. BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Begin the first week of each month, four-weeks, Tuesday evenings, St. Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $40 per person. Info, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com, call 802-598-6757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. Are you interested in learning Ballroom dance? Beginning and intermediate classes are offered each month; the beginning classes are the same each month while the intermediate classes vary each month. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans. No partner required for classes or dances, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentine Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@ salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! MODERN DANCE INTENSIVE AT THE FLYNN: Tuesday, March 28, 5:30-7:30 p.m. For more info and to register call 802-652-4548, ext. 4, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter. org. Focus on alignment of skeletal structure and develop awareness of the deep supporting muscles of the body with Katie Martin and musician Jake Meginsky. SPRING SWING DANCE CLASSES IN RICHMOND, POPSICLE TOES PRESENTS: Thursdays, six weeks, March 23 - April 17, 6:15-7:15 p.m., Lindy 1: “Introduction to Lindy” (right from the beginning), 7:308:30 p.m., Lindy 2A “The Swing Out” (Prereq.: Lindy 1). Richmond Free Library, second floor, 201 Bridge St., Richmond. Info, call Dan at 802-434-5776 or email Chris, swivel@wildmail.com. $50. These classes will teach the rudiments of swing with a strong emphasis on technique: center, balance, connection, lead and follow, timing, and more. Please bring clean, soft-soled shoes. SWING DANCE LESSONS: Six weeks, two nights, three levels. Tuesdays, April 4 - May 8, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Swing 1/Lindy Hop Basics, Beginning level, no experience required, includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Wednesdays, April 5 - May 9, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 2A/8-Count Moves. Level 2: Must have mastered Swing 1 or by permission, 7:45-8:45 p.m. Swing 3: Making Your Moves Work Together, must have taken Swing 2: A,B,C, and D or by permission. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or www. lindyvermont.com. No partner needed for


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design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/ BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Intro to the Woodshop, March 25-26. $275. This workshop introduces the interested but inexperienced woodworker to woodshop equipment and tools. Intermediate Furnituremaking, April 2-7. $725. Working with power and hand tools, students learn to cut tapers and bevels, make spline joints, and hand-cut dovetails as you build a piece of furniture. Basic Carpentry, April 9-14. $725. Learn the general terms, tools and techniques. Permaculture for Home and Garden, April 29-30. $275. Cooperate with ecological processes to create abundance and diversity in your yard and garden. Stained Glass Intensive, April 30-May 5. $725. Learn to design, build, install and repair stained glass windows to professional standards. Permaculture Design Certification, April 30-May 12. $1275. Study the specifics of this systems design approach to land and resource use. Info, call 802-496-5545 or visit www.yestermorrow.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive, and hands-on. Celebrating our 25th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

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energy HEALING HANDS I: April 8, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Healing in Common in Shelburne. $100. Info, 802-482-7206, Cindy Fulton, M.A., NCTMB. Learn the basics of energy work in this fun, interactive, experiential class. You will learn about the human energy system and how to balance it for improved health and well being. This class will increase your intuitive skills and ability to sense energy. You will leave with practical healing skills you can put to use right away.

LIVING AND INTEGRATING ONENESS WITH DEEKSHA ENERGY TRANSFERS: March 25, 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. Contois Auditorium, City Hall, Burlington. $100 suggested contribution. Info, 802-773-0148 or visit http://www.livinginjoy.com. A unique opportunity to attend a day-long intensive workshop with 3-4 Deeksha energy transfers for spiritual awakening, facilitated by a Swedish couple who live in a permanent state of joy and who have the ability to transfer Deeksha to others in order to initiate this transformation in them as well. The Intensive will offer several Deeksha transfers and activities to remove blocks to joyful living, heal relationships, and connect with your higher Self. STEPPING INTO ONENESS WITH DEEKSHA: Friday, March 24, 7-9 p.m. Contois Auditorium, City Hall, Burlington. $25 suggested donation. Info, 802-7730148 or visit http://www.livinginjoy. com. A unique workshop with Deeksha energy transfer for spiritual awakening, facilitated by an amazing Swedish couple on tour in the US who live in a permanent state of joy and who have the ability to transfer Deeksha to others. Deeksha begins the neurobiological shift in the brain which is needed for spiritual awakening and to experience greater joy, peace, and harmony in our lives.

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feng shui BOOST YOUR HEALING PRACTICE WITH FENG SHUI: Saturday, March 25, 12-3 p.m. Spirit Dancer, 125 South Winooski Ave., Burlington. $45. Info, 802-660-8060 or visit http://www. clearingtheway.org. A workshop for energy workers, therapists and everyone in the healing professions. Participants in this fun, interactive workshop will learn to use feng shui and other ancient wisdom to activate the home and work environments as powerful templates that invite complete prosperity and fulfillment in their healing work.

fine arts FIREHOUSE EDUCATION - SPRING CLASSES ARE HERE!: Firehouse Education aims to inspire and nurture the creativity within and offers high quality arts opportunities for adults and kids in the visual arts, photography, printmaking, clay, craft and writing. Classes starting soon: Watercolor Painting with Jean Cannon, Painting in Oil with Gail Salzman, Color My World for Kids, and much more! Visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com for our exciting spring offerings, online course catalog and registration.

gardening GARDENING WITH THE MOON WITH FEARN LICKFELD: Thursday, March 30, 6:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 865-4372 (HERB). Since ancient times, people have known that our closest heavenly body has a strong effect on plant growth and quality. Fearn will lead this workshop on how to garden with the phases and signs of the moon. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll learn how the various lunar rhythms can benefit each of our gardening

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health WELLNESS WEDNESDAY SERIES AT KINTNER CHIROPRACTIC CENTER, ALLERGIES: Wednesday, March 29, 7â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m. Free. Kintner Chiropractic Center, Jericho. Info, 802-899-5400. This lecture will discuss the different types allergies and provide suggestions on how to decrease the occurrence and the severity of symptoms. Presented by Dr. Mary Kintner.

herbs FOUNDATIONS OF HERBALISM: Seven months, May - November. One weekend per month. Vermont School of Herbal Studies. $975. Info, call 802-249-3114, email info@vermontherbalschool.com or visit http:vermontherbalschool.com. Founded in 1991, accredited by the State of Vermont, we offer a simple, folkloric approach through hands-on medicine making. This apprenticeship gives a sensual understanding of herbs, encouraging instinct and intuition with a holistic approach. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wisdom of the Herbs, An Experiential Journey Through the Seasons. Eightmonth Herbal Certification Program. One weekend a month, April to November, 2006. Foundations of Herbalism: A three-month Herbal Program. May 6-7, June 3-4 and July 1-2, 2006. Taught by herbalist Annie McCleary with naturalist George Lisi. Lincoln, Vermont. Info, 802453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt.net or visit www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool. com. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. Weave knowledge and wisdom in a transformational journey with wild plants. Plant identification, plant-spirit communication, wild edibles, herbal remedies, herb walks and nature adventures.

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<helpyourself> MARTIAL ARTS << 17B to watch aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) aikido instructor. KYOKUSHIN KARATE AND SELF-DEFENSE: Monday and Wednesday evenings. Kids 6-7 p.m., adults 7:15-9 p.m. Waterbury Grange, Howard Avenue. Reasonable rates, no contracts. Info, 802-253-2050 or visit http://www.greenmountaindojo.com. The Green Mountain Dojo offers instruction in Kyokushin Karate; a Japanese style emphasizing very traditional and holistic teaching methods. Excellent family-oriented program for the past 25 years. Male and female Japan certified instructors with 30+ years experience. New classes now forming; all ages and abilities. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage MASTER CLASSES FOR MASSAGE THERAPISTS WITH STEPHEN O’DWYER: Four-week classes begin Thursday, March 16, 6-9 p.m. Pain Mechanisms of the Shoulder-Level 1, March 16 - April 6. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck-Level 1, April 13 - May 4. $225 per class, includes workbook. Info, Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset Street, So. Burlington, 658-7715 to register or online at www.touchstonehealingarts.com. These classes are designed for therapists and body workers who desire to increase their hands-on and evaluative skills toward the goal of being able to treat more complex chronic pain problems.

meditation MEDITATION: Mondays, Thursdays and Sundays, 6-7 p.m., and 9 a.m. - noon on Sundays. Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 South Winooski. Free. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http://www. burlingtonshambhalactr.org. “In shamatha meditation-”peaceful abiding”- we train our minds in stability, clarity, and strength. Through this most basic form of sitting meditation, we discover that we can abide peacefully.” -SMR. The Burlington Shambhala Centers offers meditation as a path to cultivating gentleness and wisdom. Personal meditation instructions available. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month, April 1, for meditation and discussion from 9-11:30 a.m.

music MUSICAL WORKSHOPS WITH VISITING ARTISTS, THIS WEEK AT THE FLYNN: Thursday, March 23, 7-9 p.m. Music & Dance Rhythms of Veracruz with Son de Madera & Los Cojolites. Free. Friday, March 24, 10 p.m., Fandango Community Jam with Son de Madera & Los Cojolites, Flynn Space. Saturday, March 25, 12-2 p.m.,

Unconventional Ensemble Dynamics with 2 Foot Yard. Info, call 802-652-4548, ext. 4, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org.

powerful hands-on healing art with Reiki Master Chris Hanna.

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OPEN CIRCLE: April 15 and May 20, 5:30-8 p.m. Burlington Unitarian Universalist Circle. Donation/free. Info, 802-899-1925 box 1 or visit http://www. geocities.com/BUUCInc. Come join us for our open circle at the Unitarian Church, 152 Pearl St., Burlington, VT. A safe place for Pagans of all paths. THE PASSOVER HAGGADAH: Thursdays, March 23 and 30, 7:30-9 p.m. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Where Everyone Is Welcome, 188 North Prospect Street, Burlington. Free. Info, 802-864-0218 or visit www. ohavizedek.com. In this free course, we will be studying the Passover Haggadah, the traditional text read at home on Passover during the ritual meal known as the Seder. We will also explore the many ways we can incorporate its messages into our own Passover seders.

PASSIONATE PARENTING: Saturday, March 25, 9:30-11:30 a.m. or Tuesday, March 28, 6-8 p.m. Pathways to Well Being. $40 per person. Info, 802-862-0836 ext. 5 or visit www.essenzavt.com. Come join other parents as you deepen your understanding of how to live more fully in your strongest, most compassionate and mindful parenting. Nicole Williams, LCMHC and Tish Linstrom, MA.

photography PHOTOGRAPHY: Firehouse Education aims to inspire and nurture the creativity within and offers high-quality arts opportunities for adults and kids in photography. Upcoming classes: Mixed Level Darkroom, Intro to Black and White Film, Unsolved Mysteries: the 35 MM Camera and much more! Visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com for our exciting spring offerings, online course catalog and registration.

pilates CORE STUDIO: Come experience Burlington’s premiere by-appointment only Pilates and Personal Training studio! Located conveniently on the waterfront in downtown Burlington, we offer a variety of core strengthening and other well-being related programs. Our mat and Xercizer bed options include private sessions, small group privates, and drop-in rates for Passport Bed Classes. Small group Hybrid Spinning/Pilates and PowerSculpt classes are also available weekly. The Rolfing Studio offers you the opportunity to work one-on-one with a certified specialist who can restore and reshape your body back into its natural alignment. Our new onsite nutritionist and Reiki practitioner is also available by appointment as well as our new physical therapist. Your first consulation and mat classes are always free! Info, call 802-862-8686 or visit www.corestudioburlington.com. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming “green” studio and our professional certified instructors. PILATES SPACE, A SPACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, light-filled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic® to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer intro sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-863-9900 or visit www.pilatesspace.net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

printmaking PRINTMAKING: Firehouse Education aims to inspire and nurture the creativity within and offers high-quality arts opportunities for adults and kids in printmaking. Classes starting soon: The Unexpected Image in Collagraph, Printing on Clay, Japanese Style Bookbinding with Hardcovers and much more! Visit www. BurlingtonCityArts.com for our exciting spring offerings, online course catalog and registration.

reiki REIKI: Reiki day-long classes: Reiki Level one, March 25. $175. Reiki Level two, May 13. $195. Reiki Level three, practitioner’s level, April 8. $225. Info, Chris Hanna, Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington, 802-878-1711 or email chris@risingsunhealing.com. Learn this

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sewing FASHION SEWING FOR BEGINNERS: March 29 - May 3, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Vermont Style Agency, 25 East State St., Montpelier. $175. Info, 802-223-2789. Six-week class explores the fundamentals of making your own clothing through basic sewing and cutting techniques and pattern work. Must have own sewing machine.

spirituality CREATING NEW STRUCTURES IN CONSCIOUSNESS: Saturday, March 25, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, Community Room, Burlington. $5 suggested donation. Info, 802-899-3554 or 238-0764. Thirty min. DVD of dialogue between visionaries Andrew Cohen and Ken Wilber, followed by our own group discussion. “We have the opportunity to engage in the greatest adventure there is, of consciousness, of waking up, of going so deep into yourself that you stumble into infinity, and discover a new destiny,” Ken Wilber. “We are literally creating the cosmos,” Andrew Cohen.

weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES 12-WEEK PROGRAM: Ongoing sessions, various days and times. South Burlington location. $20/class. Info, 802-658-6597 or healthylifestylesvt@msn.com. Facilitated by Certi-

fied LifeStyle Counselor who personally lost 80 pounds over five years ago. Small classes provide support, structure and accountability for sensible and permanent weight loss. Individual counseling available.

women JUST DO IT...YOURSELF, CARPENTRY LEVEL 2 FOR WOMEN: March 25, 10 a.m.3 p.m. Center for Technology, Essex. $65. Info, 802-878-0004 or visit http://www. nnetw.org. Know how to use a hammer and drill but want to know more about windows and doors, baseboard, molding and patching hardwood floors and walls? Instructor Amy Judd will help take you to the next level with your home repair projects. A portion of the proceeds will support Northern New England Tradeswomen’s work with women and girls.

wood THE COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: Introduction to Basic Woodworking, March 22, 6-9 p.m. Lathe Class, April 11, 6-9 p.m. Basic Woodworking II, May 1, 6-9 p.m. Sharpening Hand Tools, March 25, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Bowl Turning, call to schedule. The Art of Cutting Dovetail Joints, April 14, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. (four weeks). Furniture Making and Design, call to schedule. Finishing Techniques, April 7, 6-9 p.m., April 18, 6-9 p.m., May 24, 6-9 p.m. Pen Turning Class, March 21, March 28, 6-9 p.m. and March 25, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. 382 Hercules Drive, Colchester. Info, 802-655-4201 or visit http//:mysite. verizon.net/stevensturgis/cwss.

writing CLOSET WRITERS INK: April 5 - May 10 (flexible), 6:30-8:30 p.m. Home in Fayston. $250. Info, 802-496-2851. “Through individually tailored approaches, Janet Hubbard-Brown is able to successfully demystify the creative writing experience. Her workshop will inspire you and change your writing life.” Linda Richard, former student WRITING: FIREHOUSE EDUCATION SPRING CLASSES ARE HERE: Firehouse Education aims to inspire and nurture the creativity within and offers high-quality arts opportunities for adults and kids in writing. Upcoming classes: Writers’ Group, Feature Writing Workshop, Girls Write to Be Heard and much more! Visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com for our exciting spring offerings, online course catalog and registration.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 dropin, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga. com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing daily classes in Anusara-inspired, Beginner, Kripalu, Beginner Men’s, Flow, Iyengar, Kundalini, Postnatal, Prenatal, Restorative. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes. $120 for 10-class card, $60 for a private lesson, $160 for unlimited monthly membership. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@ burlingtonyoga.com. Burlington Yoga provides a focused, supportive atmosphere for students at all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes. Drop in any time. YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Ashtanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Prenatal, Kids and Senior Classes. Register for our six-week Introdution to Ashtanga Yoga, Mondays 7:30 p.m., March 13 - April 17, or our six-week Yoga and Kung Fu, Tuesdays, April 4 - May 8, sixweek Intro to Kripalu session, Mondays, 7:30 p.m., May 1 - June 5. Chace Mill, Burlington. $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River. Classes seven days a week. YOGA/FITNESS CLASSES: February - March, Monday, Gentle Yoga 5:30-6:45 p.m., Tuesday, Morning Yoga 7-8 a.m., Thursday, Power Lunch Yoga 12-12:45 p.m., Monday and Friday, Senior Fitness 10-11 a.m. The Rehab Gym. Range between $5-11 per class. Info, 802-876-6100 or visit http://www.rehabgym.com. All classes taught by Physical Therapists, safe and fun. Classes held at Evergreen site, 2A to J.Brown Drive, Williston, to Evergreen Family Health, around back of building.

//wellness colonic hydrotherapy COLONIC HYDROTHERAPY: Digestive wellness. 20 years experience in holistic therapies. “Wellness begins from within.” Call for appt., 660-0779.

feng shui FENG SHUI VERMONT: Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Space clearing, personal clearing, presentations, workshops. Certified Feng Shui Practitioner Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802-496-2306, cwheelock@fengshuiv ermont.com, www.fengshuivermont. com.

general health 19DOLLAREYEGLASSES.COM. High-quality, complete prescription eyeglasses w/high-index, hardcoated lenses, and case, for $19. Rimless, stainless steel, memory titanium, children’s frames, bifocals, progressives, sunglass tints, etc. http://19DOLLAREYEGLASSES.COM. (AAN CAN)

hypnotherapy NATHALIE KELLY, CHt. Change habits (lose weight/quit smoking), improve performance (sports/school/ work), surgery/childbirth preparation. Reduce anxiety, stress, phobia, pain and more. 802-233-8064, www. NathalieKelly.com.

massage A HEALING TOUCH: Massage by an experienced and caring professional. Wed. - Sun. Gift certificates available. $55/hour, $65/1.5 hours. Sierra-Maria Magdalena, 862-4677. GO WITH THE FLOW: Specializing in Swedish, deep-tissue, as well as trigger point. I’m new and not too hard on the wallet. $30/hour, $20/halfhour. Jared Gelineau, 802-999-9653. MASSAGE FOR WOMEN. Individualized and specific bodywork with an intention to enhance health, relaxation and vitality. Specializing in pregnancy and therapeutic massage. Jennifer Harris, CMT, 802-865-8373.

MASSAGE THERAPY: 1 or 1 1/2hour sessions for relaxation, pain relief and restorative healing. Gift certificates, weekend and evening appointments also available. Jessica Griffin, NCTMB. Williston, 802658-4500. THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE for stress reduction and well-being by a Nationally Certified professional. Calm your mind and body. Swedish, deep tissue, reflexology. Call Pauline, 802-3634683.

psychotherapy SALLIE WEST, M.A., M.F.T. Individuals and couples counseling. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.

weight loss METABOLISM TESTING: Discover your unique metabolic rate for successful, permanent weight loss. Stateof-the-art testing with professional consultation. Ongoing support available. 802-658-6597 or healthy lifestylesvt@msn.com.


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AQUARIUM, 55 gal. w/all the stuff + 10 gal. Only $50 takes it all. 802-372-8984. AWESOME ski package. One pair of K2 shape skis, Marker bindings, poles and Solomon bag for skis and poles and a pair of men’s size 11 boots. All for $175. 802-233-1869. BASEBALL CARDS: Serious buyers only. Call for details. 802922-1728. BEANIE BABIES: Huge collection, in mint condition, 14 still in original packaging! Never played with. Call 802-434-2051. BEATLES POSTER: 7ft. x 3ft. White album. Good condition. $10. 802-922-1728. BEST BUY gift card worth $427. Asking $400. Please call 802578-5173. BOWFLEX SPORT w/accessories, 6-months old, great condition. $500/OBO. Bowflex selectech dumbbells 52.5 lbs. to 2/5 lbs. $200/OBO. 802-922-4314. COFFEE TABLE: Brass and glass, 42x45, $200. Desk, pine w/small hutch, 52x28, $100. Computer desk, 43x21, light oak, $100. 802-583-2724. COMMERCIAL SKI TUNER: 3 HP, 11” buffing wheel, extra 6x36 sanding belts, great condition, great buy $235. 802-6352519. CUSTOM MADE wool rug w/gorgeous design. Asking $300/OBO. 13 X 11. Call 917-282-1448 for more details. DARIA NEEDS A NEW HOME! Hi-Fashion Mannequin. Long, lean body, long extended arms. Great for displaying handbags, jewelry, hats. Or great as a quiet roommate! $35/OBO. 238-5718. DESK: Pine w/small hutch. 52x28 $100. 802-583-2724. DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING. Valued at $3000. 18 k w/platinum setting, will sacrifice for $1000/OBO. 802-598-8829. DIAMOND JEWELRY: 1/2 carat solitaire ring, princess cut. Beautiful color and clarity. Appraised at $1800, asking $900. Solitaire necklace and earrings also. 802-658-4506. DOG CRATE: “Ultima”, for large dog, 36Lx24Wx27H. Hardly used. $60. 802-244-5868. Can deliver to Burlington area. DOLOMITE 26.5 woman’s ski boot, brand new $100. 802272-6799. DORM SIZE FRIDGE, $65. Computer desk, U-shape w/cubbies, locking file unit, $175. 802-881-8074. DOUBLE BURLINGTON FUTON: Great condition, $400/OBO. Call Jason at 802-658-2282. EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: Torso Track II, Gazelle aerobic glider, Stamina 890 air bike. $50/each, $125/all. Call Evan, 888715-2746. FABRIC: Large box of fabric, great for hipster crafts, quilts and more. $50/OBO. Call Heidi at 801-367-2068. FISCHER TELEMARK SKIS, 190 cm w/bindings, good shape, got a new pair, $65. 802-635-2519. FOUR USED retail clothing racks. One spiral, one four way. 2 two way. Great condition. $25/each. 802-224-9102.

FREE COSCO infant car seat. Brand new/never used. Manufactured 7/02. Without base. Call 863-1958. FREEZER: Kenmore, upright, 8 years old, runs like new and clean! 8.7 cf. Outside 24”W x 27”D x 51”H. $200/OBO. 802877-4812. G.E. ELECTRIC COOK TOP, almond-colored, $99. Stainless steel single-bowl sink and Moen single-lever faucet, w/all hardware, $80. All spotless, like new. 802-899-2305. GAME CUBE w/3 controllers (one wireless), plus Mariokart and The Sims! All yours for $135. rlsmith@uvm.edu. GE PROFILE washing machine, 27” top-loader, four years old, very good condition. Originally $400, asking $150. 802655-2238. GE RANGE, electric white, self clean, very good condition, hardly used, $300. 857-1895. GIFT BAGS: New, 130 frosted lime green bags w/handles. 10”high X 8”wide X 4”deep. $60. 802-224-9102. HITCHCOCK REVIVAL Quaker Hill extension table, 4 classic maple Prospect side chairs. 42” round w/2 14” leaves. Seats 6-8 comfortably. $800/OBO. 802425-2408. HOT TUB: Beachcomber, Model #750. Seats 7-9 people, incl. forest green cover. Red cedar w/gray tub. For pictures email babzski@yahoo.com. I’M MOVING! Entertainment center, one computer desk, approximately 200 VHS cassettes. Please call Stephanie 802-264-4881 home or 802-8638630 work. JUICEMAN. Large feed tube, auto pulp extraction, easy clean. Excellent cond. $25. 802-2385718. KENNEDY RELATED “Life” magazines. 1961-71, 9 different, plus 1 “Look.” Great kitsch for the Kennedy buff. $10/OBO for all. 802-485-3326. “LIFE” MAGAZINES: 30+ great issues, 1939-1979. Big events...space, religion, art, culture, and wonderful full-page ads, too (wallpaper?). $35/OBO for all. 802-485-3326. LOOM FOR SALE: Robin and Russ, 48”, 4-Harness, Jack-type, w/sectional beam. Beautiful cherry wood. Excellent condition. $1200/OBO. 802453-5664. MICROSOFT XP Professional New. $50. 802-298-5090 leave message. MOVING OUT and need to get rid of a sweet, comfortable couch. If you’d be able to move it, it’s yours for $50/OBO. 917282-1448. MOVING SALE: Furniture, stereo w/speakers, cookware, rugs. Please call for appointment. Alex, 802-863-5502. info@mactutor.biz. MOVING SALE: Sat./Sun., 10 a.m. - 1 p.m., 269 Coon Hill, Colchester, off Route 7. Many household items, furniture, electronics, poker table, small fridge. Worth the drive. 802-288-9358.

MUST SELL! 1 ct.tw 14K gold diamond engagement ring and wedding band appraised at $1800. Crystal vase and pitcher. NordicTrack. Crib in excellent condition. Make me an offer! 893-1744. NET MD PLAYER: Shockproof, water resistant, like new. Headphones, software and blank discs incl. $70/OBO. Call Heidi at 801-367-2068. NEW KENMORE white dishwasher 24”. Been in house less than year, used a couple times. New $425, asking $275. 802660-8692. OAK DINING ROOM SET, table and 4 chairs, Pier One. Asking $200, was $450 brand new. Free king size mattress and twin box springs. You move. 802318-6593. OAK DRESSER, large mirror, 9 drawers, jewelry tray, medium honey finish, perfect condition, $300. Solid oak bookcase/storage unit w/shelves/cabinets, $700. 802-881-8074. OAKWORKS MASSAGE TABLE. Comes w/carrying case, and original warranty. Asking $650, barely used, worth $1200. Call 802578-2319 if interested. PALM M130 digital organizer. B&W display, comes w/stylus pen and Windows software to sync item w/your computer. 860680-1996. PINE FARMHOUSE dining set, $650. Cherry dining set, $750. Floral needlepoint rug, $400. Handmade barn wood bed (full) w/stained glass headboard, $200. Call 802-863-0283. PLASTIC OUTDOOR CHAIRS. White, 2 folding, 2 large, 2 medium. $25/all. Off-white plastic window boxes (2) $5. Fair condition. Free table in poor condition if desired w/chairs. 802-660-3724. POKER TABLE, round, seats eight. Four stackable chairs incl. I’ll even throw in the chips! $150. Panasonic 27” TV w/stand, $125. 802-881-8074. PORCH FURNITURE. Wooden, painted white porch swing, $75. Wooden porch rockers (2), $120/both. High quality furniture. Rockers need repainting. 802-660-3724. QUEEN LOFT BED: Utilize your small space! Sturdy, holds 1000 lbs. Just bought and moved, so hardly used. $225/OBO. crystalclear_1@hotmail.com or 802999-0874. QUEEN-SIZE BED, mattress, box spring and frame. Great condition. $40. 802-598-1327. QUEEN-SIZE WATERBED. Waveless mattress and frame only. Needs heater. Good condition. $75/OBO. 802-864-7740. QUEEN WATERBED: Everything except the mattress. Mirror headboard, heater, padded rails. Call 802-658-4551. QUEEN WATERBED pedestal 10drawer bookcase headboard. New insulated zippered quilt for liner, new heater. Paid $200 for quilt, $90 for heater. Asking $600/OBO. 802-660-8692. RCA STEREO, AM/FM, dual cassette, 5-disc changer. Includes remote. $70. 802-598-8734.

REFRIGERATOR: Sears Kenmore 18 cu. ft. w/2 vegetable crispers and meat tray. Color is white w/right hand doors. Price is $125. Call 802-658-4620. REFURBISHED AVERATEC 6200 in mint condition! 15.4’’ Wide screen, wireless remote for DVD/CD playback, wireless 802.11g, AMD Athlon64 Processor, DVD/CD-R Burner, 6 lbs, 60 GB HD. $900/OBO. 860680-1996. ROCKER: Maple, $60. Chest of drawers, $35. 32”x60” table w/12” leaf, $35. Storage cabinet, $25. All clean, very good condition. 802-899-2305. SEA KAYAK: Valley Canoe Selkie, wet suit, dry suit. Pyrahna Mtn 300 and more. 496-6945. SKIS w/bindings. Rossignol Viper, 170 cm and Volant Super 1, 174 cm. Best offer. 802-5832724. SLEEP SOFA, $250. Oak table w/4 antique oak chairs, $200. Teak dining room set w/lighted china cabinet, $1200. Black computer desk w/chair, $50. Bedroom end table, $25. Large white desk w/2 sets of rolling file drawers, $75. White tower bookcase, $25. Prices are firm. 802-899-2057. SONY 32” Trinitron color T.V. w/corner cabinet, media storage, $200. Hewlett Packard OfficeJet scan-fax-print, $100. Large computer desk w/storage, $50. 802288-9358. SUPERAUTOMATIC CAPPUCCINO MACHINE. Saecco magic comfort plus. Just overhauled and cleaned. Grinds, brews, foams at the push of a button. Perfect for home or restaurant, New $1299, sale $845, offers. 802-310-6239. SWEAT & COMMINGS maple dining room table w/leaves. Vintage Colonial Cushman couch, old pie safe, two bureaus. Email rossierk@wsdvt.org or call 802877-2764 after 6 p.m. TELE SKIS, Scotty Bob’s Bobtails, new in wrappers. 1 pair each at 167 cm and 175 cm. New $550/pair, will let go for $450. 802-310-6239. TELEMARK BOOTS: Scarpa T1, size 27, excellent cond. $295. K2 World Piste, 167 cm., also excellent, $275. Please call 864-2890. TEMPURPEDIC: New king foundation and frame. Mattress not incl. Purchased frame, foundation and mattress but don’t need frame/foundation w/new bed. Paid $400. Make offer. 802658-4506. TWO NEARLY NEW red microfiber chaises. Both rightarmed for facing each other. Highly washable fabric and comfortable! $1800/new. Now $400/OBO. 802-864-7022. VANITY BASE CABINET, dark wood, 36”, $25. Kitchen wall cabinets, 24” single-door, $25. 30” double-door, $30. 48” sliding-door wall cabinet, $10. 802899-2305. VERMONT PRECISION brand hardwood maple bunk beds. Excellent condition, accessories incl. Retails $1000-$1200. Will sell for $600/OBO. 802-2295602.


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WATERBED, QUEEN-sized, high quality w/8 bladders, quilted top, box spring and frame. Excellent condition. Only $100. 802-324-3649. WEIDER 8630 Training System. Complete weight and exercise home gym in one package. Buy it for $200, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll throw in a ProSport StairStepper. 802881-8074. WHIRLPOOL/TUB and 1 pc toilet. Both black w/brass fixtures. $990 for both. Call 802-8646783 after 4 p.m. WHIRLYPOP POPCORN MAKER, stovetop, never used, incl. recipe booklet, $20. Quesadilla Maker, used once, $20. 802-598-8734. WHITE FRIGIDAIRE 23 cu. ft. side by side w/filtered ice/water. Came w/new home, we had our own. New $1189. Asking $750/OBO. 802-660-8692. WORLD WAR II â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lifeâ&#x20AC;? magazines. 11 assorted from 1944 and 1945. History as it happened and great ads too. $30/OBO for all. 802-485-3326. XBOX ORIGINAL w/one controller and 8 games. Also several albums worth of music on hard drive. $230/OBO or interesting trade. Email vtxbox@dodgeit.com.

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GROWING YEARS PRESCHOOL AND DEVELOPMENT CENTER in Colchester has openings for infants and preschoolers. We have a wonderful program and provide breakfast, lunch and afternoon snack. Please contact Kim 802-652-4848. MATURE, RESPONSIBLE child care wanted. Part-time, for fun, active, 11-month-old twin girls. Experience caring for two plus children preferred. Refs. req. Contact Kate, 802-860-7462. WANTED: Live-in nanny to care for two middle schoolers in my Shelburne home. Primary focus is after-school care. Weekends off. Great pay. Great kids. Great home. Prefer a student with a flexible schedule, but willing to consider other situations. 802598-5913.

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HOUSE CLEANING: When it comes to house cleaning, we push up our sleeves and get down to it. Call Diane and Monica at 802-658-7458. OPENINGS AVAILABLE. Adult student, honest, dependable, has openings for residential cleaning. References available. Call Nancy, 802-372-5930.

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4 computers DELL DIMENSION 4100 computer and monitor. 4 years old. CDR. WindowsME, can be upgraded to XP. 384 RAM. 900 MHZ. 20 GB. $190. Jon, 508-864-2495. LIKE NEW! Dell Inspiron 6000. Huge screen. 30 GB, 500 MB Office Pro incl. DVD R/W Celeron M. Nice, only $500. 802734-4547.

4 entertainment

BLUE MOON ENTERTAINMENT, mobile DJ service. Weddings, birthdays, karaoke, bar mitzvahs. Massive music library. State-ofthe-art sound system. Tuxedo attired DJs. Toll-free, 866-4192728, www.bluemoonentertain ment.info. SOLID GOLD exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor and fun-on-one shows or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-6581464. New talent welcome.

4 financial

$AS SEEN ON TV$ Cash advances for structured lawsuit settlements, annuity payments, and lottery/casino winnings. Prosperity Partners to cash in future payments. www.ppicash.com 1-800-8153503. (AAN CAN) $$CASH$$ Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes, and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth - #1. 1-800794-7310. (AAN CAN) CREDIT PROBLEMS? Eliminate debt and get a clean start. Proven program stops collections and increases FICO. Call now for a free consultation. 24 hrs/7 days. 1-800-781-0830. (AAN CAN)

4 free

FREE: Mattress and box spring and bed frame. Twin extra long. Good shape. 802-373-1229.

4 lost & found

LOST: Glasses. Very dark red frame, narrow lenses. Lost 3/06 p.m. on St. Paul Street between Trattoria Delia and College St. Call 802-324-0141. LOST: Monday 3/06 at Metronome, blue womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Burton vest. Fave article of clothing I own. Would greatly appreciate it back. 410-353-3419. LOST: My black London beaded wallet! I lost you by Brookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pharmacy?? Come back to me! I miss you! No questions asked! Take the money! I just want it back! 410-353-5904. MISSING OUR CAT Pumpkin. Small, gray, white and orange, never goes outside! Pink collar on. Last seen Saturday night on Pine Street in Burlington. Reward. 802-310-6371.

4 misc. services

USED BUSINESS EQUIPMENT. Buying or selling. Anything you need for warehouse, office, store, restaurant. lowellenterprises. com. 802-863-1406.

4 music

RECORDING EQUIPMENT: Mics, Preamps, board, amps, monitors, snakes, Layla 24s, much more. Montpelier. email@multicultural media.com for list.

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2 JBL NON-POWERED 15â&#x20AC;? EON speakers. 3 years old. Works flawlessly, 300w each. Some scratches. Great for PA system. These are a high quality product. $500. 802-310-0927. BASS CABINET. David Eden D115XLT, 8 ohms, w/castors, mint condition. One owner. Used in studio only. See eden-elec tronics.com for specs. $375. Call 802-233-3453. CRUMAR TOCCATA ORGAN, early â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s Hammond/Farfisa clone w/built-in. Leslie $250. 802-864-7740. DRUMS: Pearl Export Series, black 5-piece kit with tuning key and sticks. Bass, floor tom, mounted tom, snare, crash symbol. Excellent condition. $400. 802-355-3672. ECHO LAYLA 20 bit digital audio card w/breakout box, $150. Used on both Mac and PC. Call 802-655-9479 and leave a message or email sikter@gmail.com. FENDER Ultra-Chorus Amplifier, 2-12, foot switch, wheels. Great condition. $325. 802-864-7740. FOSTEX B-16 tape recorder, w/calib. tape $500. MACKIE 1604 mixer $300. SONY DAT recorder $200. ALESIS sequencer $75. OBO all/any. 802-864-7740. HAO â&#x20AC;&#x153;SOLE PRESSUREâ&#x20AC;? overdrive, in mint cond., $85. Custom-built 1x12 solid pine ported sp.cab w/Celestion vintage 30+extra vintage 30, $150. Fender Champ clone tube amp head Sol6v6, GT6l6gt, 6l6gb and many preamp tubes, $250. 802-755-6333. KORG N364 keyboard, mint, $800. Used less than 40 hours. Manuals, cover, stand and original disks incl. Call 802-655-9479 and leave a message or email sikter@gmail.com. LATIN PERCUSSION Matador Bongos and Gibraltar stand. Brand new, really solid and nice. $125. 355-4065. LESLIE 145 ORGAN speaker w/pre-amp, $800/OBO. Ensonic DP2 FX processor, $150. Yamaha SPX-90, $75. Lexicon PCM-60, $125. 802-862-9570. PEAVEY CLASSIC 50 guitar amp, 4 - 10â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, $450. This is a great, loud amp. Fender blues junior guitar amp, $225. 802759-2529. PIANO: Upright cabinet grand by H.C. Wilson and Sons. Good sound and keys. Finish worn. Excellent for beginners. $250/OBO. 802-899-3067. ROLAND VS2400 WORKSTATION. This is all you need to record full band! Digital 24 track. Lists over $3500. Works great, incl. case and all manuals. $1600. 802-310-0927. TWO DISTORTION/OVERDRIVE PEDALS: Rat vintage reissue, warm overdrive to all out fuzz assault, $60. Works great. Real Tube overdirve, warm, complex sound. Works well. 802310-0927. TWO JBL PRO SF22sp subwoofers. Dual 12â&#x20AC;? self powered 500W. Loud! Like new. Great for a band, performer, bar or club owner. $900/OBO. 303-818-0873 or 802-658-5018. YAMAHA QY700 Sequencer, mint, $650. Used less than 40 hours. Manuals incl. Call 802655-9479 and leave a message or email sikter@gmail.com.

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CLAW HAMMER BANJO: Learn Appalachian-style pickinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and strumminâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. Emphasis on rhythm, musicality and technique. $25/hour. Call Mara, 862-3581. DRUM SET LESSONS FOR ALL AGES/STYLES/LEVELS. Focusing on technique, musical diversity, improvisation and fun. Caleb Bronz (Mighty Sam McClain, Gordon Stone, Voice, etc.) 802-238-1137 or visit www.calebbronz.com. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford, 864-7195.

GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com. PIANO/TROMBONE/IMPROVISATION LESSONS: All instruments, levels, styles welcome. Focus on ear training, theory, and performance as applied to the music youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re interested in. Andrew Moroz (Trey Anastasio Band), 655-2823. SAXOPHONE LESSONS: All ages, with emphasis on beginner and intermediate. Tailored to the individual. Combination of discipline and fun. 864-3268, Emily Ryan from â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mango Jam.â&#x20AC;?

4 music services

COSMIC HILL project recording studio. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166.

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EXPERIENCED GUITARIST/ BASSIST available. Some vocals, some PA gear. Brandon, VT. 802747-4606 or email dbonan zam@pshift.com. HAVE PIANO, will travel. Add a touch of class to your event or establishment. Blues, jazz, R&B. Booking now. Also available for gigs. Dan, 802-434-3623.

4 musicians wanted â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;60S/â&#x20AC;&#x2122;70S rock group looking for lead vocalist to fulfill lineup. Dynamic vocals/presence, great attitude, love of music important. Call Bob, 802-863-1570. DRUMMER WANTED for established, working, weekend rock band. Reliable, experienced, versatile, professional attitude, with equipment, transportation. Chittenden/Franklin county residency preferred. Commitment for one weeknight and weekends required. 802-893-4094 or 802524-2008. HEY BASS PLAYERS! Want to play in a supportive, creative, no-pressure environment? All levels welcome. dcook@sover.net or 802-878-2313. SINGER SEEKS MUSICIANS to form band. All original. Rock, tribal, industrial, alternative styles welcome. Dave, 802-8496585. WORKING, TRAVELING BAND looking for experienced, versatile lead guitarist. Must be familiar with country rock/heavy rock solos. Serious inquiries only. Call 802-238-8727.

4 pets

BEAUTIFUL, REGISTERED Ragdoll kittens. Males and females. Ready for placement in May. Blue and Seal mitted. Call Mary 802-525-6277. CAVELIER KING CHARLES Spaniel puppies, will be registered. Expected 3/17. Will be black and tan, also could be blenemns (red and white). Parents are extremely lovable little dogs. $1500. 802-563-3088. PURE BREED CHOCOLATE lab puppies. $300/each. 802-3346021.

4 photography

MODELS WANTED for artistic and fashion projects. Excellent opportunity for free portfolio and experience. Contact David Russell Photography, 373-1912, email rusldp@juno.com, website http://www.rusldp.com.

4 professional svcs. B-GONE REMOVAL SERVICES: Demolition service, tree/brush removal, clean out apartments, houses, storage, garages, yards, etc. Rates by full or 1/2 truck load. We load, so you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to! Dave, 324-0740. Insured.

BURLINGTON AREA HANDYMAN attending to home ailments and upkeep. Repairs, maintenance and light carpentry, indoors and out. Call Renard at 802-865-3002. BUSY BEE CLEANING SERVICE: Offices, businesses, clean outs and removal services. Custom cleaning services, give us a call and tell us your needs. Free estimates. Insured. Cindy, 355-1422. FENG SHUI, affordable, professional consultations. Transform your life and your home. Rates start at $50. Call 802-865-9611 for more info. GENERAL CONTRACTOR, HANDYMAN SERVICE. 20 years experience. Fences, outbuildings, additions, remodeling, bathrooms, kitchens, carpentry, plumbing, masonry, wiring, renewable energy systems. Fully insured. Extensive references. 518-425-0094. HOUSECLEANING: Quality cleaning, reliable service and reasonable rates. Call Carrie at 802-310-9214. P & J PAINTING OF VT. Quality interior/exterior painting. Free estimates, fair prices. Satisfaction guaranteed. Call Pat at 802-598-8302 or Jeff at 802-598-7244. STOPPED LISTENING TO your vinyl records and reel-to-reel tapes? Turn them into CDs (or DVDs) and unlock your collection! Call 603-966-4541 for info.

4 stuff wanted

WANTED: Baby crib in good condition, w/a mattress. Looking to purchase and donate to a single mom in need. 802-899-3948. WANTED: Massage chair, in good condition and possibly other massage accessories: face cradle, sheets, posters, stool, etc. 802-535-4300.

4 volunteers

GOT CABIN FEVER? Get out and about town w/a senior in your community. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging is looking for volunteers to be a friendly visitor in your community. For more info, Greta 865-0360 or greta@cvaa.org. VOLUNTEER COURT ADVOCATES for children needed. Chittenden Family Court is seeking individuals to apply to become a GAL (Vermont Guardian ad Litem) volunteer. Info, Theresa Davidson 651-1776 or www.vermontjudiciary.org/GAL.

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ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at 802-859-8966. ART WANTED. Looking to purchase prints of original artwork of nature scenes. Please call before 4/20. 802-872-9731. LOOKING FOR used cell phone to buy. Do you have one used for Verizon Wireless that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not using any more? 802879-6962. MIG WELDER: Looking to buy gas or flux core, 100 amp or better, run on 115v. If you have one you want to get rid of give me a call. Larry, 802-879-6901. NEEDED: King-size waterbed or king-size water bed frame. 802238-0101. WANTED: Pottery wheel. Kick or electric. New or used. Thank you. 802-338-2529. WANTED TO BUY: Concept II rowing machine. Please call 802578-5173.

4 legals

NOTICE CITY OF BURLINGTON BOARD OF ABATEMENT OF TAXES The Board of Abatement of Taxes of the City of Burlington will meet in Contois Auditorium at City Hall on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 7:00 p.m. to hear and act upon the requests for abatement of taxes and/or penalties from:

Sharla & Gordon Smith 5 Alexis Drive 027-4-035-000 Joanne Mason 80 Austin Drive, Unit #11 056-4-001-111 Nancy Patrick 115 North Avenue 043-3-054-000 Robert G. Sutton, Jr. 51 Latham Court 046-2-044-000 David Watts 72 Hungerford Terrace 045-2-131-000 Blodgett Watts & Volk PC Personal Property 024242 Douglas & Kathryn Carbino 55 Venus Avenue 024-1-090-000 Andrea Cavalier Bel-Aire Motel 109-111 Shelburne Street 054-2-005-000 Nancy Peck 544 South Willard Street 054-1-118-000 Stephen Goldberg 125 Killarney Drive 033-1-013-000 Jay Johnson 86 Loomis Street 045-1-316-000 PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON CITY COUNCIL PLEASE TAKE NOTE that the South Burlington City Council will hold a public hearing on Monday, April 3rd at 7:30 PM in the City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, to consider proposed amendments to the South Burlington Land Development Regulations and Official Zoning Map, as follows: The text of the proposed amendments and the proposed zoning map are available for public inspection in the Planning and Zoning Department during normal business hours. Electronic copies are available upon request to planning@sburl.com. James C. Condos, Chairman March 22, 2006 STATE OF VERMONT FRANKLIN COUNTY, SS. Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Flexpoint Funding Corporation, Plaintiff v. Lois W. Bailey, Robert Provost, Darlene Provost and Ford Motor Credit, Defendants SUMMONS AND ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: Lois W. Bailey You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Grant C. Rees, Esq., plaintiffâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attorney, whose address is P.O. Box 403, 156 Battery Street, Burlington, Vermont 05402, an Answer to the Complaint in the above entitled action within forty-one (41) days of the first publication of this Summons, which is 3/22/2006. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless the relief demanded in the Complaint is for damage covered by a liability insurance policy under which the insurer has the right or obligation to conduct the defense or unless otherwise provided in Rule 13 (a). Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiffâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Complaint, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action.


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7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated July 22, 2005, which was subsequently assigned to Plaintiff. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the town of Fairfax, recorded at Volume 171, Page 647. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Franklin, State of Vermont. It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, Lois W. Bailey, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on 3/22/2006, 3/29/2006 and 4/05/2006 in the Seven Days Newspaper. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendants at their addressif their address is known. DATED at Burlington, Vermont this 9th day of March, 2006. Presiding Judge Franklin Superior Court

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Ways of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-6524636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP: Open to members. New leadership. A forum for strength, humor and self-discovery. For information, call Emma at 802899-5418. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-8601417 x104 for information.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. AlAnon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.Autism SupportDaily.com for more info. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:308:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS OF CHILDREN WHO HAVE SURVIVED CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center in conjunction with Family Connection Center offers a free, confidential, ten-week support group, beginning on October 25. Info, 802-864-0555. PARTNERS OF CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVORS. Meet 4th Monday of month. R.U.1.2? Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., 6:30-8 p.m. Call Timberly, 310-3889 or email missmor pheus1@yahoo.com for more info. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384.

WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. MALE SUPPORT GROUP: For men who have survived sexual violence. This group will provide a safe, encouraging space for survivors of sexual assault to share their stories with other men. Offered by the Women’s Rape Crisis Center. Info, 802864-0555 or the 24-hour hotline, 802-863-1236. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmout reach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 8644285.

THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP for those who have H-C, their family members and friends. Wednesday, November 9, 6:307:30 p.m. McClure MultiGenerational Center, 241 N. Winooski Ave. Burlington. Info, 802-355-8936. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

7D EMPLOYMENT LISTINGS $500 BONUS. Dancers, full and part-time. Lots of work. Good attitudes only. 802-865-3933. ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT in floor covering business. Monday-Friday, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Paid holidays, vacation and benefits. Call for appointment. Bard Flooring, 802-864-9801. ADMINISTRATIVE COORDINATOR FOR STAFF DEVELOPMENT: Community Associates, the developmental disabilities division of the Counseling Service of Addison County located in Middlebury, is seeking a dynamic individual to provide staff development oversight. This position is responsible for the coordination of the substitute and training programs as well as providing administrative support to program supervisors. Strong computer, organizational, record keeping and writing skills desired. Excellent supervisory, interpersonal and communication skills required. Knowledge of developmental disabilities a plus. Full time with excellent benefits. To apply send resume to CSAC, Human Resources, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753. EOE. BARTENDER: Experienced, charismatic bartender needed to tend Middlebury’s highest-grossing bar. Unlimited earning potential. Long-term applicants only. Send applications to Two Brothers Tavern, P.O. Box 691, Middlebury, VT 05753. BUSY DOWNTOWN Burlington tattoo studio seeks part-time receptionist two days a week. Hours needed are from 12-8 p.m., no exceptions. Fridays and Saturdays are not available at this time. After training more days will be available. Customer service skills, the ability to multitask and work in a fast-paced, sometimes stressful, environment are a must. Basic computer skills including Microsoft Word, Excel and a comprehension of basic office equipment

preferred. Qualified candidates will have a resume and an open mind. Please call 802-862-3328 if you have any questions about the position. CARPENTERS AND PAINTERS: Experienced with own tools, full-time, able to work alone, subs possible. Call Steven at Polli Construction Group, 802865-9839. CARPENTERS AND ROOFERS: Seeking experienced and hardworking individuals for custom residential. Year-round work and competitive wages. Please call 309-1117. CHILD CARE: Full-time or parttime licensed center in Colchester. Fun uplifting environment, great kids, competitive pay. Substitutes needed also. 802-652-4848. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE seeks Office Manager in Warren/Waitsfield area. Your favorite 1980s children’s series seeks a high-energy (original fan?) Office Manager with an interest in marketing and possible editorial help. We’re tiny but fast-growing, and are in dire need of an organized, softwarefluent person who’d be excited to help a fun startup as we launch this series nationwide. Please send resume to attention of Melissa Bounty, mbounty@chooseco.com. CLIENT CARE SPECIALIST: FT/PT/seasonal, Finest Image Photography. Successful candidate will be a self starter and have exceptional interpersonal and communication skills, the ability to provide a high level of quality work and a demonstrated sales ability. Send cover letter and resume to 113 Center Road, Essex Jct., VT 05452 Email fips@adelphia.net. DISHWASHER/PREP COOK: We’re looking for kitchen help in our busy, clean, friendly restaurant. Apply in person at Penny Cluse Cafe, 169 Cherry Street, Burlington.

DOG WALKER NEEDED M-F, 11am-2pm. Email resume to jessica@kimspetcare.com. No phone calls, please. EXPERIENCED CARPENTER WANTED for custom high-end residential construction. We operate as a crew for all aspects of construction from framing to fine finish work. Position offers competitive wages, insurance, paid vacation and holidays and a solid team environment. Looking for a carpenter with experience in residential construction who works well with others. To apply, send employment history and references to cncemployment@yahoo.com or by mail to Catamount North Construction, 139 Brookside Drive, Williston, VT 05495. Call 802-434-7788 with questions. EXPERIENCED RETAIL HELP in St. Albans. Strong interest in country/primitive home decor a plus. Must be able to work weekends. 802-527-9680. FULL/PART-TIME RETAIL. Vitamins, herbs, nutrition. Help others, help yourself. Call Kyle 802-878-0355 for appointment. GALLAGHER, FLYNN & COMPANY LLP is looking for a secretary to work directly with various members of our staff. This position requires excellent communication and organization skills to balance multiple tasks and demands throughout the day. Requirements include proficiency in Microsoft Office; solid written and verbal communication skills; experience with a multiline phone system; and experience with publishing software would be a plus. The ideal candidate will have a minimum of a two-year degree and one year of experience in a professional office. This position is part-time consisting of 25 – 30 hours per week. We offer a competitive salary. Interested candidates should fax, email, or mail their resume in confidence to: Jennifer, Jeffrey Gallagher,

Flynn & Company, LLP P.O. Box 447, Burlington, VT 05402. Fax: 802-651-7289. jjeffrey@gfc.com. GREENHAVEN GARDENS AND NURSERY: Energetic, outgoing, dynamic person with horticultural knowledge needed to assist customers with their plant purchases and help in all aspects of daily garden center operations through October 31. Next season begins April 1, 2006. Please send letters of interest to 2638 Ethan Allen Parkway, New Haven, VT 05472 or fax 802453-5817. HOME CARE PROVIDER with Addison County home and supportive environment for a man in his 30s with mental health issues. He is generally quiet, pleasant, and undemanding, with occasional more challenging behaviors. In need of consistent medication supervision. Will work closely with treatment team. Applications available at the Counseling Service of Addison County, 89 Main Street, Middlebury or by contacting Annette Armstrong at 388-6751. EOE LAFAYETTE PAINTING INCORPORATED: Top-end residential painting company is seeking bright, team-oriented men and women for summer and possible year-round employment. Experienced painters welcome; training available for entry-level positions. Call Paul Lafayette, 863-5397. LANDSCAPERS:Motivated and personable team players needed for small design/build company. Horticultural and landscape construction skills strongly preferred. Call Paul for interview, 802-434-4216. LAWN CARE: Experienced mowers needed. Top pay. Contact Mark at Pleasant Valley Landscaping, phone 802-4253737 or pager 351-4569. LICENSED SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER: 37.5 hrs/wk in

new year-round program for middle and high school-aged emotionally and behaviorally disabled students, beginning summer 2006. Program will utilize community and adventurebased modalities with integrated curriculum. Opportunity for creativity in developing integrated mental health and education program. Must be licensed as a Special Educator in the State of Vermont with successful experience in working with EBD students. Benefit eligible. Send cover letter and resume to Youth and Family Program C/O Human Resources, Counseling Service of Addison County, Inc., 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 or visit WWW.CSAC-VT.ORG to apply. EOE NOW HIRING EXPERIENCED line cooks for AM shifts at Blue Star Cafe. Full/part-time. Please call 654-8700 or apply in person. OFFICE ASSISTANT: Small, family-owned, construction-based company looking for self starter with computer savvy for fastpaced work environment. Must possess strong organizational skills and the ability to perform a variety of duties. Competitive benefits. Send resume to 1215 Airport PKWY, So. Burlington, VT 05403 or email to soul@sover. net. No phone calls, please. PARK SQUEEZE, Vergennes’ newest restaurant focusing on local, organic, homemade food seeks experienced kitchen professional to work full time in fast-paced, clean, friendly environment. Call 802-877-9996. PERSONAL CARE ATTENDANT HOURS: Ideal job for an early riser! Before and after-school hours providing personal care support to an 18-year-old woman with developmental disabilities. This engaging woman enjoys music, nature and car rides. Work is done in both her Middlebury home and in your home. Experience supporting

individuals with developmental disabilities preferred, but not required. Knowledge of sign language and behavior supports a plus. Opportunity to work additional hours on weekends. HS diploma or equivalent, valid driver’s license required. $10.00/hr. To apply send resume to CSAC, Human Resources, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753. E.O.E. RESPITE WORKER/PCA WANTED for 15 YO w/special needs. After school, evenings and weekends. Must have reliable transportation. Call Muriel at 802-985-2538. SEEKING EXPERIENCED, skilled carpenters with good references. Call Tom at 802-4963030, awclark@wcvt.com. SKID STEER OPERATOR: 500 hours experience. Excavation and CDL license a plus. Willing to learn and take on other tasks. Partnership possible with 50 K minimum investment. Call 802-864-6370. WARREN: Home Care Attendant wanted. Cool, confident, upbeat person to care for lively, friendly woman with MS. Experience preferred, but will train the right person. Full or part-time. Please call 496-4170. WELDER AND LABORER: Two full-time positions available for small, family-owned metal fabricating business. Dependability and desire to learn a must. Excellent opportunity to develop a variety of skills in a positive work environment. Competitive wage and benefits. No phone calls. Send resume to 1215 Airport PKWY, South Burlington, VT 05403. WORK IN ADULT FILMS. No experience. All types and sizes. Work in films, magazines and live Internet sites. Make money daily while having fun. Call 1800-509-8331. 11 a.m. - 5 p.m.


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CHEVY COBALT LS, 2005: NISSAN MAXIMA GXE, 1994: SAAB 900, 1989: For parts or Sedan, 4-door, blue, 4 cyl, 2.2 L, 122 K, 3L, V6, auto, carfax, fixer upper. Inspection through $500 HONDAS FROM $500. HUMMER H3, 2006: Silver, 5 FWD, 8,595 miles, AC, power major service done w/timing belt December ‘06. Great gas mileage. More makes and models. Police cyl, 3.5 L, auto, 4WD, 5,328 Make sure you listen to this steering/windows/locks, cruise, and water pump. Book $3200, $400/OBO. 802-522-2012. impounds. For listings 1-800miles, AC, power steering/winFREE Consumer Help Line AM/FM/CD, dual front air bags, sell for $2500. Cell 802-370SAAB 900SE TURBO, 1997: 58 749-8104, ext. N222. dows/locks, AM/FM/CD, power Before you purchase your next used car! ABS, alloy wheels. Best price 1174, Tom. K, 5-speed, excellent condition, sun roof, ABS, leather, traction $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, cars $13,996. Shearer, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2005: asking $7400. Call 802-879control, roof rack, privacy glass, from $500! Tax repos, US Find out the questions you should CHEVY IMPALA, 1963: Low Sedan, 4-door, silver, V6, 3.4 L, 4731, leave message. alloy wheels. Best price $33,997. Marshall and IRS sales! Cars, ask every private owner or car dealer mileage, garaged. 1964, Biscan auto, FWD, 16,606 miles, AC, SATURN SC2, 2001: Great conShearer, 658-1212. trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevrolet, parts car. 802-655-2544. power steering/locks/windows, dition, many extras incl. leather before you go to look at the car! Chevys, more! For listings call 1JEEP CHEROKEE, 1989: 65 K, cruise, AM/FM/CD, dual front air CHEVY PRIZM, 2001: 77 K. 5and many more, great car, origi800-298-4150 xC107. (AAN CAN) AC, 4WD, very clean, 4-door, Call the Toll Free 24hr. Help Line at: bags, rear spoiler. Best price speed. AC, car starter. 1 owner. nal owner. Must see. Asking auto, just inspected. $3400/OBO. ACURA, RSX, 2004: 1 owner, $12,497. Shearer, 658-1212. No accidents. Comes w/4 snows $7500. Call 802-879-4943 ask 1-866-838-3345 802-865-2363. fully loaded, auto, 10 K, leather, (used 1 season). $5000. Call PONTIAC GRAND PRIX, 1983: for Jim. or go online: always Acura service, still under JEEP CHEROKEE, 2000: Dana, 802-734-3846. Auto, V8, been stored on blocks SUBARU IMPREZA, 1994: 127 www.usedcarexperts.net factory warranty. $17,500/OBO. 60 K, auto, 4WD, AC, cruise, needs brake work, have new pads DODGE STRATUS ES, 1995: 134 K. Auto, 2WD. Power 802-598-5348. AM/FM/CD, very good condition, and shoes. $650/OBO. 802K, 2.4 lt. V6, auto everything. steering/windows/locks, AC, ALFA ROMEO, 1991: 164 L, 150 very reliable, second owner. Call VW JETTA GLS, 2002: 5-speed, 660-8692. Remote keyless entry, many new AM/FM. Well maintained w/all K. Garage kept. Black w/tan Keith - 802-233-7750. 59 K, power moon roof, AC, 1x2-autocraftsman.indd 1 12/2/05 11:42:13 AM parts. Expensive sub/amp pkg. 4 PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, service records. Tuned and leather interior. Self-serviced at JEEP CHEROKEE GRAND LAREcruise, new winter tires. tires incl. Call Josh for more 2004: Sedan, 4-door, silver, inspected. $2000/OBO. Call 802146 K. 24-27 MPG. $2000/OBO. DO, 1995: White, 4X4, runs Excellent condition, original details at 802-472-8270. auto, FWD, V6, 3/8 L, 32,684 893-2469. 518-492-7512. good, $1995. Contact Nathalie at owner. $12,800. 802-479-3349. miles, AC, power steering/winFORD ESCORT, 1996: Station SUBARU LEGACY, 1990: AWD, AUDI 200 TURBO QUATTRO, 802-476-6311. dows/locks, AM/FM/CD, ABS, auto, no rust, snow and great! Needs wagon, 190 K, runs 1991: 20 valve. Black/tan heatJEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 1997: power seat, sliding roof rack, tires, excellent car. work. $500. 802-318summer body/rust ed leather. 5-speed/loaded. Fast 4x4, 110 K, power windows/ rear spoiler, alloy wheels. Best $1995. 802-229-2608. 5030. I’m gonna miss it. and luxurious. Excellent condilocks, cruise, alarm system, CHEVROLET 2500 SERIES, price $15,992. Shearer, FORD ESCORT, 1998: 77 K, SUBARU LEGACY SW, 1998: 87 tion inside and out. $3500/OBO. AM/FM/cassette, heavy-duty 2000: 2WD, ext. cab, 7200# 658-1212. $3200. Call after 5 p.m. 802K, auto, AWD, new brakes, new 802-652-9243. floor mats, 2-sets of wheels and GVW rating, camper mirrors, 3.73 865-2279. battery, very little rust, needs AUDI 90 QUATTRO, 1995: 4WD, tires, full-size spare tire, excelaxle ratio, 6.0 L, original 43 K, some work. $3400/OBO. 802115 K, black, 5-speed, 4-door lent condition. $3850/OBO. 802clean title. Car-fax certified. 355-0795. sedan, air, mp3, CD, sun roof, 644-9964. Looking for a SAAB? $16,350 as seen, as driven. 802SUBARU OUTBACK, 1997: AWD cruise, winter and summer tires. NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1998: 879-1340 ask for Tom. wagon, air, cruise, heated seats, $3400. 802-864-6107. 4WD, 160 K, AT, AC, PW, PL, AM/ click on CHEVY, 1972: 4X4, 350 V8 4 new winter tires, 4 summer, AUDI QUATTRO WAGON, 1994: FM/Tape/CD, trailer hitch, looks w/Edlebrock cams/manifold/carb, body excellent, runs well. Asking Loaded, leather, power, auto, great and runs awesome. Worth 4X1 headers, glasspaks, straight $2800. 802-673-9633. new CD/mp3, Thule rack, extra looking at. $4500/OBO. Moving, pipes. Med. Green. Fun, inspect600, 1990: SUZUKI KATANA or visit us on Barre-Montpelier Rd • 800.639.4095 • 802.2239580 snows on rims. Runs great, well must go. Call Mike 238-3278. ed and good to go. $4500. 802Red, good paint, fast and fun. maintained. 157 K. $4800/OBO. NISSAN PATHFINDER, 2002: 498-4310. PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, HONDA ACCORD, 1991: Auto, Must sell. $1600. 802-578-2317. 802-865-2145 or 802-310-1342. 4WD, V6, leather, 63 K, summer CHEVY SILVERADO PICKUP, white, auto, FWD, 2005: 2-door, 125 K, needs some repairs, great TOYOTA PRIUS HYBRID, 2003: AUDI QUATTRO WAGON, 1996: and new winter tires, tow hitch. 1991: 4WD, V8, 5-speed manual, 2x1-crossways110905.indd 1 802-355-3425. 11/7/05 1:31:13 PMAuto, air, power windows, power AC, power steer12,530 miles, parts on car. $250. Auto, 2.8L,123 K, new tires, Asking $15,900/OBO. Call 802245/75R16 tires, Gara alloy rims, ing/windows/locks, cruise, HONDA ACCORD, 1992: Sedan, locks, tilt, cruise. Power sun leather, many options, profes524-7627 or jlyford@earthlink.net. extended cab, bed liner, fiberAM/FM/CD, rear spoiler. Best price 206 K, white exterior, 4-door, 5roof. One owner. 40 K. $16,995. sionally maintained, excellent NISSAN XTERRA, 2001: Wellglass cap. $1700/OBO. Call Tom, $10,924. Call Shearer, 658-1212. body rust but A/C. Some speed, 800-696-0551 or 802-527-0551. condition, recent professional maintained, 46 K, silver, 5-speed, 802-899-2454. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, good condition. Great otherwise VOLKSWAGEN JETTA, 1998: 84 detail. $6200, below book. 802brush guard, new tires, very FORD F-150, 1999: XLT 2003: 4-door, gray, auto, FWD, gas mileage. $1500/OBO. Call K, PS, PB, moon roof. Extra set 316-6933. clean! $11,800. 802-999-5684. Supercab, 4X4, dependable, good 31,558 miles, AC, power steerBeth, 802-734-8614. of mounted snows well mainBMW, 325 XI, 2001: Sport PONTIAC TORRENT SPORT condition, V8, air, 17” alloy ing/windows/locks, AM/FM/CD, HONDA ACCORD EX, 1999: V6, tained. Very good condition. wagon, pewter, AWD, premium UTILITY, 2006: 4-door, silver, wheels, stepside. $6950/OBO. Call sliding sun roof, roof rack, alloy leather, moon roof, roof rack, Regular oil changes. $3995. package. Adult driven. Tenacious V6, 3.4 L. auto, AWD, 11,482 802-355-3385, So. Burlington. wheels. Best price $13,455. Call excellent condition. Many extras. Chris, 802-338-9212. grip and optimum traction. 34 K. miles, AC, power steering/winNISSAN, 1996: 4x4 extra cab Shearer, 658-1212. Moving, must sell. $7500/OBO. VOLKSWAGEN JETTA, 2003: Car is like new, goes anywhere at dows/locks, cruise, AM/FM/CD, pickup. Decent body, good tires PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, Daytime 802-764-1945 or GLS, wagon, black, 36,500 miles, anytime. Must see and drive. 4 ABS, traction control, power and excellent interior. 121 K. 2005: Red, 4 cy., 1.88 L., auto, evening 802-425-2003. under warranty, moon roof, heat“new” winter tires incl. Carfax seat, alloy wheels. Best price Asking only $3250. 802-372-8984. FWD, 30,987 miles, AC, power HONDA CIVIC LX, 1988: Garage ed seats, upgraded stereo, auto, certified. $24,500. 802-863-4366. $21,982. Call Shearer, 658-1212. TOYOTA, 1989, pick-up extendeverything, cruise, AM/FM/CD, kept, 4-door, manual transmissnow and mint BUICK CENTURY, 1990: Custom TOYOTA HIGHLANDER, 2003: 1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 8:46 AM summer Page tires, 1 ed cab. 130,000 miles, gray dual front air bags, roof rack, sion, body fair, interior good, condition. $12,900. 999-6495. limited, dark blue, high mileage. Limited Edition, gold package, exterior, gray interior, V6, 5-spd. alloy wheels. Best price, good engine, good tires, needs VOLVO 240 DL, 1987: 4WD, 5V6 engine w/pb, ps, auto trans, power package, heated seats, trans., 4WD, bucket seats, cass. $14,564. Call Shearer, 658-1212. clutch. $350. EPRMusic@ speed, 217 K. Rust, but runs power seats and windows. 23,500 miles. Excellent condiNeeds some work, good project. Hotmail.com. well and many new parts. Great Vehicle well maintained, little tion. $24,000. Call 802-655$500. 373-1006. HONDA LX, 1997: Great conditown car! Well loved and well surface rust. Must see to appre3097 or 324-1812. TACOMA, 2004: TOYOTA Silver, tion! 88,500 K, green, 4 cy., maintained! $650/OBO. Audrey ciate. $1000/OBO. Ask for Pete, TOYOTA RAV4, 1996: 4-door, cab, manual. Gray 4X4, extended power steering/windows/locks, 802-999-7016. 802 862-0413. 4WD, manual trans., runs well, interior, PW/PL, AM/FM/Cass./ AM/FM/CASS, ABS, dual airbags, VOLVO 740 GLE, 1988: Runs BUICK LESABRE CUSTOM rusty. $2995. 802-229-2608. CD, 11 K. Excellent condition. set of snow tires, Automaster great. Asking $500. Call Ted, Pontiac u Cadillac SEDAN, 2005: 4-door, gray, V6, VW TOUAREG, 2004: $28,500. Asking $20,495. 802-527-9801. maintained. $5500/neg. 802802-309-0611. 3/8L, auto, AWD, 18,199 miles, 39 K, still under warranty. 4WD, Hummer 324-7700. VOLVO WAGON, 1992: 184 K. AC, power steering/windows/ on and off rd capability. Power MAZADA MX6, 1994: Tan Good condition. Only two VT winwww. shearerpontiac.com locks, AM/FM/CD, OnStar, ABS, moon roof, windows, locks preleather interior, green, V6, LS, mainWell two owners. ters and alloy wheels, dual power seats. mium sound, new Pirelli tires. Local: 802-658-1212 CHEVY LUMINA VAN, 1994: 105 K, auto, runs well. Runs tained with all service records. Best price $16,993. Shearer, Call 802-578-0368. Blue, seats 7, needs work, good Toll-free: 800-545-8907 great. $3500/OBO. 802-578-3771. Just tuned-up and ready to go. 658-1212. tires and body, new spark plugs MERCEDES BENZ, E430 4 $1900/OBO. 802-899-3389. CHEVROLET TRACKER LT and wires, 135 K. $400/OBO. MATIC, 2001: AWD, fully loaded, VW BEETLE GLS, 1999: Silver. 1030 Shelburne Rd. SPORT UTILITY, 2003: 4-door, 802-782-1523. one owner, heated leather seats, 65 K. New snow tires, leather, red, V6, 2.5 L, auto, 4WD, FOUR GOODYEAR EAGLE RS-A So. Burlington CD changer, sun roof, 17” rims, moon roof, extra set of rims. AC/CD/AM/FM, cruise, ABS, roof tires, size 195 60/R15. Like new, all service through Automaster. Great condition! $7500/OBO. rack, privacy glass, towing pkg., just 3000 miles apiece. 1999: SAAB 9-3 TURBO, 530 K. Like new. $26,900/OBO. 802-233-8887. alloy wheels. 34,370 miles. Best $150/firm. 802-734-8275. 76 SEA RAY w/89 Suzuki 140 excellent condition, two speed, 802-598-5348. VW JETTA, 1995: Red, runs price, $11,988. Call Shearer, 802hp oil injected OB. + ‘99 Karavan sets of tires, silver, black leather MERCEDES C320, 2003: Black great. Performance Cat back 658-1212. trailer. Nice Semi-V hull. New interior, original owner, dealer w/gray leather interior, transferexhaust system, 156 K. Sony CD CHEVY CAVALIER, 1995: Coupe, batt., extra prop, stereo, fish Call for apt. Asking serviced. loaded w/extras able warranty, great Taken speakers. player and 130 K, 5-speed, clean, reliable. PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDfinder, ski rope. Moving. $5750. 802-272-0379. incl. sun roof and CD, 34 K. Excepcare of. Asking $1250/OBO. 802Drives excellent, must sell...new ED, 2003: 4 door, blue, V6, 3/4 $3000/OBO. 802-793-3543. SAAB 9-5, 2001: 53 K, steel $26,000. Call condition. tional 782-1547. car coming! $800/OBO. 617-680L, FWD, 25,973 miles, 7 passenTANZER 16 sailboat w/trailer, gray/black leather, 4-door, 802-355-3385 or 802-658-8678. blue 1998: VW JETTA, Bright 2149. Leave message. ger seating, AC, power steergood condition. $1500. Call 802loaded, moon roof, heated seats, gls, 77 K, power everything, ing/windows/locks. AM/FM/CD. 985-2225. CD, new snow tires. Excellent moon roof, stock alloy rims, 5 Two-tone paint. Alloy wheels, condition. $12,995/OBO. Call disc CD changer, great condition, roof rack. Best price $14,956. 802-316-2466, Burlington. runs perfect. Contact Shawn at Call Shearer, 658-1212. 603-546-5857.

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Call 864-CCTA to respond to a listing or to be listed. Attention Individuals Living in Chittenden, Grand Isle, and Franklin County: The RideShare Department at CCTA is looking for new riders for Vanpools that run MondayFriday to Montpelier and Waterbury. The Montpelier Vanpool originates at the Sheraton in Burlington. The Waterbury Vanpool originates in Essex Junction. Call the Rideshare Dept. at CCTA 864-2282 if you would like to join.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY Jasper Mine Road, Colchester to Stowe: Mon, Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun 8:30am-6pm Ref # 4117 Niquette Bay Road, Colchester to IBM: (D2 Team). Ref # 41177 Burlington to Berlin, Blue Cross/Blue Shield: Work Hours 8am5pm, Mon-Fri, carpool, Ref # 41176 Essex Junction (Pearl Street) to IBM: Work Hours 8am-4:30pm, Ride Needed, Ref # 41197 Essex Junction, Wildwood Drive to FAHC: Monday-Friday 8:30am-5pm, Ref # 41075 Hinesburg to Waterbury: MondayFriday 7:30am-5:00pm. Ref # 41037 Jericho to Swift Street, South Burlington: Work Hours 8am-5pm, Mon-Fri Ref # 40154 Jericho to VNA, Colchester: Work Hours Mon-Fri 8am-4:30pm, Ref # 41124 Richmond to Burlington (Main St): Work Hours Mon-Fri 7:30am-4pm, Ref # 40516

Richmond to Ben & Jerry’s, Waterbury: Work Hours 8:30am4:30pm, Ref # 40148 Richmond to Montpelier, Carpool: Mon-Friday 7:30am-4 pm Ref # 41175 FRANKLIN COUNTY Highgate to UVM, Burlington: Carpool Work Hours 8am-4:30pm, Ref # 91394 Enosburg Falls to INS, St. Albans: Work Hours 8am-4:30pm, Mon-Fri Ref # 90716 Fairfax to IBM, Essex Junction: Work Hours 8am-4:30pm, Mon-Fri, Ref # 91559 Richford (Provence Street) to St. Albans (North Main St): Ride needed once or twice a week Mon-Fri between 11am&1pm to St. Albans and return ride needed to Richford after 4:30pm. Ref # 91563 St. Albans to INS, Williston: Work Hours 8am-4:30pm, Mon-Fri Ref # 90382 St. Albans to Vergennes, Country Home Products: Work Hours 8am4:30pm, M-F, Carpool, Ref # 91572

Swanton/St. Albans to Williston: Looking for riders to join established carpool, will pick up in Swanton or St. Albans Mon-Friday, 8am-4:30pm Ref # 90382 Enosburg/St. Albans to Williston: Looking for riders to join a carpool, will pick up in Enosburg or St. Albans Mon-Friday, 7am-3:30pm Ref # 90432 GRAND ISLE COUNTY Alburg to Burlington, FAHC: Carpool Work Hours 8:00am-4:30pm, M-F. Ref # 91524 Alburg to Burlington, Burlington Health & Rehab: Work Hours 8am4:30pm, M-F, Ref # 91574 Niquette Bay Road, Colchester to IBM: (D2 Team) Looking to Carpool. Ref #41177 Plattsburgh or Grand Isle/South Hero to Colchester, Systems & Software: Carpool Work Hours 8am5pm, M-F, Carpool, Ref # 91527 Grand Isle to Waterbury State Complex: Carpool Work hours 7 am to 4pm M-F. Ref # 91471 Grand Isle to UVM, Burlington: Carpool Work Hours 7 am-3:30pm M-F Ref # 91537

Isle La Motte to Burlington, UVM: Carpool Work hours 7:30am to 4pm MF. Ref # 91465 Isle La Motte to Burlington, UVM: Carpool Work hours 7:30am to 4pm MF. Ref # 91465 ADDISON COUNTY Bristol to South Burlington: Carpool needed M-F 8-5. Ref # 11144 Middlebury to Williston: M-F 8:305. Ref # 11146 Bristol to Berlin AOT: M-F 7:15-4 Ref # 11157 Vergennes to IBM: M-F 8-4:30. Ref # 11149 Bristol to Waitsfield: M-F 8:30 5. Ref # 11160 Ferrisburgh to Burlington: M-F, 8:30am-3pm. Ref # 10617 Middlebury to Waterbury: T-F 7:154:15 Ref # 11159 New Haven to UVM: M-F, 7am3:30pm Ref # 10621 Starksboro to Burlington: M-F, 3-9. Ref # 10622 South Starksboro or Waitsfield to Berlin/Barre: M Th F, 8am-5pm. Ref # 10620 Middlebury to Burlington: M-F 6:153:30. Ref # 11161

WASHINGTON COUNTY Barre to Waterbury State Complex: M-F 8:30-5. Ref # 142899 Berlin or Barre to Williston, M-F, 7:30am-4pm. Ref # 142800 Montpelier to IBM: N1 shift, 7am7pm. Ref # 142886 E Montpelier or Woodbury to Waterbury: M-F 7:45-4:15. Ref # 142163 Plainfield to Burlington: Ride needed M-F, 7:30-5. Ref # 142850 Calais to Montpelier: M-F, 7:45am4:30pm. Ref # 142799 Duxbury to Williston: M-F 8-4:30. Ref # 142881 Montpelier to Milton: MWF, 8-4. Ref # 142925 Montpelier to Milton: M-F, 2pm12am. Ref # 142926. Montpelier to Burlington: M-F, 8-5. Ref # 142927. Berlin to IBM. M-F, 7-4. Ref # 142924


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Three bedroom, one bath Cape with spacious kitchen, mudroom and formal dining. Hardwood floors, fireplace, and built-ins in living room. Deck overlooking fenced yard with shed, and walk to schools and shopping. $210,000

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Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 Georgianstyle former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens.

Large family home on a corner lot, close to downtown. 2300 sq. ft., 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. natural woodwork, built-in cabinets, window benches, fireplace, newer kitchen and first floor laundry. Screened in back porch, in-ground pool and detached garage. $355,000

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4 for sale BURLINGTON: Large duplex on North Willard, 3-bedroom and 4bedroom units. Totally renovated in 2001. All new mechanicals. Lead work completed. $360,000. Call for showing, 802-363-8704.

Sell Your House “AS IS” for a fair price on the date of your choice. WE BUY HOUSES! call 800-348-9470 BURLINGTON: Spacious, 3-bedroom, on bike path, near lake, in new North End. For sale by owner. 802-578-3501. COLCHESTER: Lakefront, 4-bedroom cottage, permits in place for year-around conversion. Enjoy the lake views, sandy beach, and moorings. $349,900. Call 802-862-8925. COLCHESTER: Lakefront. Enjoy the lake views, sandy beach, moorings, from this 2-bedroom + 1500 sq. ft. cottage. Recently renovated, open first floor. A must see. Seasonal escape. $349,900. Call 802-862-8925. HINESBURG: $434,900. 4-bedroom, 3-bath, hdwd, tile floors. 3600 sq. ft. 5 + gorgeous acres. Mountain views, trails. Must see! Motivated seller 802-482-3534 email for pics rpinckney@gmavt.net. MIDDLEBURY: Overbrook condo, 2-bedroom, 1-bath on single level. Full basement, deck, garage. Recently updated. Hdwd, tile, slate floors. New appliances and countertops. Great light. Well-situated w/large yard, landscaping, and gardens. Conveniently located. For more information call 3882041. Open House, 3/25, 12-3 p.m. $175,000. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Spear St., unique property, lots of charm. 2-bedroom (possible 3) Cape w/2-car attached garage. Oak hdwd, 2-full bath, large living room w/fireplace, refinished w/original charm. New windows/wiring/plumbing. Central vacuum. Wired w/cate 5. Large yard, close to UVM/country club. $357,000. 802-860-3923, 617242-9335.

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BURLINGTON: Share with young prof. Beautiful 2-3 bedroom apt. North Prospect St. near hospital BURLINGTON: Beautiful beach in safe, quiet, residential neighhouse in New North End. Need a borhood. Semi-open floor, naturoommate for large, lakefront ral wood flooring, bright, pvt. house from 4/01 thru the end of second floor porch, bath with October. $500/mo. + utils. 802tub, new high-efficiency gas fur862-9577. nace, residential parking, W/D. BURLINGTON: Large bedroom Please, no dogs/smoking. avail. in 4-bedroom apt., clean, $525/mo. +. 614-561-5049 days great location, downtown, 2 leslie_hoffman@hotmail.com. min. walk to Church St. and COLCHESTER: Roommate, East waterfront. Laundry, gas stove, Lake shore. Shared living room, hdwd. $412/mo. + utils. 802kitchen, bath, cable, sandy 865-9086. beach. $500/mo. incl. all utils., BURLINGTON: Mature, prof., heat, parking and cable. roommate wanted to share Available immed. 802-324-4855. townhouse in new North End. ESSEX JCT.: Charming country Must have own phone 3-bedfarmhouse. Medium-sized room room, 1.5-bath, off-street parkavail. 3/01. New paint. Tidy ing, close to parks. $600/mo. + individual, please. NS/dogs. sec. dep. Avail. 5/01. 802$425/mo., first 3 months 318-6593. $400/mo. Elec./gas incl. 343BURLINGTON: Room for rent 8073, leave message. downtown. 2 guys and friendly ESSEX JUNCTION: Share nice dog looking for third roommate. home and location. NS/pets. All $440/mo. + utils. 802-578-4543. utils. as well as ample parking, BURLINGTON: Room w/private cable and Internet use incl. bath avail. in 3-bedroom lakeAvail. now. $500/mo. 802front house in Queen City Park. 879-4226. 2.5 miles from downtown, steps HINESBURG: Lakefront. Mature, from Red Rocks. Nice yard with environmentally spirited individgrill, garden, mooring rights. 1x1-mortgage-022305 Page house 1 on 2-bedroom sharePM ual to4:18 D/W, W/D, disposal, off-street 9/12/05 beautiful Lake Iroquois. W/D, no parking. Roommates: 2 friends, dogs. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 27/m, 28/f. 802-598-0350. Avail. 4/01 or 5/01. 802$633/mo. Avail. 4/01 or later. 482-2901. JEFFERSONVILLE: Roommate Free needed to share beautiful 4-bedPre-Approval! room house. Hdwd, W/D, garage, Mark R.Chaffee gardens, lots of light. Close to Smuggs and JSC. $375/mo. + (802) 658-5599 x11 utils. Pets considered. 802644-9913. MIDDLEBURY: 3/01 - 11/01. BURLINGTON: Roommate wantFull commitment not necessary, ed, M/F, prof./grad, vegetarian, mo. to mo. basis. 2 rooms avail. quiet, NS, to share 2-bedroom $308/mo. incl. everything. on upper College St., spacious Hdwd, W/D, D/W, huge porch, room, basement apt., private. large windows, quiet, 1/2 mile $388/mo. + utils. Avail. 4/01. to Middlebury College, spacious. 802-865-4840. Gorgeous apt! Call 802363-4311. BURLINGTON: Seeking fun, laid-back person for nice place. MIDDLEBURY: Sublet needed 15 mins. from downtown. 4/1-11/1, 3-bedroom, full bath, $425/mo. All utils. incl. Call W/D, DW, hdwd, bright, spaChris at 802-384-2454. cious, huge porch, center of town. $925/mo., includes utils. BURLINGTON: Seeking men and Call 363-4311. women, 35-60, with good collaboration skills to share outstanding 4-bedroom Spear St. home. Lots of amenities. www.rickhubbard.org/extended stays or 802-864-3330.

MILTON: Gardening housemate to share farmhouse w/naturalist/writer and lab mix dog. $475/mo. incls. utils. 1-bedroom, $600/mo. for 2. Some work exchange possible. 8 min. to Exit 17. NS preferred. Laurie 802-893-1845 SOUTH BURLINGTON/ BURLINGTON: Looking for a responsible housemate to share home off Shelburne Rd. W/D, pool, hot tub, storage, parking, yard. Avail. now. $450/mo. + utils. 802-865-9627. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Large bedroom in very nice, spacious town home. All amenities. Relaxed atmosphere. Grad./prof. preferred. $550/mo. + utils. 578-3351. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Room for rent. $550/mo. incl. all utils. + cable, parking. 3 mins. to UVM, 5 2x2-Libertyquest080305 mins. to Burlington. No pets. 1st month rent + sec. dep. req. Avail. now. Ask for Jess, 324-3160.

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BOLTON: All new, fully furnished, 3-bedroom, 3-bath condo, gourmet kitchen, marble floors, gas heat, fireplace, decks. NS/pets. Short-term AprilDecember. 25 mins. to Burlington. 373-9999 or 893-3507. BOLTON: Ski resort, activities, almost new, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, fireplace, fully furnished, ski in and out by the lift, 2 parking spots, beautiful view. $875/mo. + utils. + dep. NS/pets. Avail. 4/01. 802-893-1502. BURLINGTON: 1, 3, 4 bedrooms and efficiency apts. avail. 6/01. $500-$1950/mo. Excellent locations. 4-bedroom located on 17 School St., $1950/mo. +. 3-bed11/8/05 8:11 AM Colchester Page 1 on 120 room located Ave., $1350/mo. No pets. Call 862-8925 before 7 p.m.

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BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom and 2-bedroom avail. 5/01 and 6/01. Quiet building, 3 blocks to downtown and waterfront/bike path. Nice, clean, quiet, gas heat and water, well insulated, covered porch, parking, coin-op. 802-879-2436. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. in a beautiful downtown Victorian house. Original woodwork, stained glass. Spacious, carpets throughout. Incl. appliances, heat, off-street parking, storage space and free access to W/D. Walk to UVM/Fletcher Allen/Church St. Pets neg. Visit www.myburlap.com for pics, floor plan and contact info. $1180/mo.

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BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. 7/01. 46 North Willard. $800/ mo. including heat. No pets. 862-8925 before 7 p.m. BURLINGTON: 11 Johnson St., modern 3-bedroom, first-floor, off-street parking, 2 blocks from downtown. $995/mo. Call Parkside Properties at 1-888717-PARK or visit our website at ParksideVT.com. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom Church St., 3-bedroom Colchester Ave., 4-bedroom Hickock and School St. Sorry, no pets. $875-$2000/mo. Avail. 6/01. 802-318-8242. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom Crowley St. apt. Avail. 6/01. Hdwd, beautiful woodwork, W/D, new D/W, off-street parking, backyard, 5 min. walk to lake, 900 sq. ft., storage, pets OK. $1250/mo., lease + 1 mo. dep. 660-9957, Irena/Mike. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, spacious closets, hdwd, energy efficient windows. Two blocks from Church St. in quiet neighborhood. $950/mo. + utils. NS. Avail. 4/01. 802-827-9781. BURLINGTON: 20 Oak St., 2bedroom apt. No smoking, no pets. Hardwood, washer/dryer, off-street parking, yard. Under renovations. Avail. 4/15. $825/mo. + utils. 802-578-2941. BURLINGTON: 260 College St., #10. 2-bedroom, 1-bath, fully furnished, utils. incl., laundry onsite. Month-to-month rental. $1525/mo. Avail. now. Call Lakewood and Two Properties, 802-658-9697. BURLINGTON: 260 College St., #11. 2-bedroom, 1-bath, fully furnished, utils. incl., laundry onsite. Month-to-month rental. $1700. Avail. now. Call Lakewood and Two Properties, 802-658-9697. BURLINGTON: 260 College St. #14. 1-bedroom, 1-bath, fully furnished, off-street parking, laundry onsite, close to colleges/downtown. $1050/mo. Avail. 5/01. Call Lakewood and Two Properties, 658-9697. BURLINGTON: 260 College St. #2, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, fully furnished, off-street parking, laundry onsite, close to colleges/ downtown. $1400/mo. Avail. 5/01. Call Lakewood and Two Properties, 658-9697.


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SPACEFINDER BURLINGTON: 260 College St. #3, 1-bedroom, 1-bath, fully furnished, utils. incl. laundry onsite. Avail. 4/12. $1225/mo. Call Lakewood and Two Properties, 658-9697. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 2bath house in new North End. Nice yard, pool, great neighborhood, near bike path. No dogs. $1500/mo. + utils. Avail. 5/01. One-year lease. 802-859-0711. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt. Large, clean, renovated. NS. Great location. Avail. 6/01. $1550/mo. + utils. (Rebate if paid on time.) Ref. req. 865-4282. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apts., 2 stories, 79 Chase St. Two units avail. 6/01. Hdwd, gas heat, porches, parking, large yard, W/D. Walking distance to UVM/FAHC. $1200-$1275/mo. 802-860-1443. BURLINGTON: A furnished studio apt. in New North End. NS/pets. Lease. W/D use. $600/mo. incl. utils. 862-2551. BURLINGTON: All shapes, all sizes. Great locations, parking. Avail. 6/01. Please call Rick, 802-864-3430. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. 11 Hyde St., 2 3/4-bedroom, second floor apt. Hdwd, screened porch. $1100/mo. + utils. Offstreet parking. 203-494-0682. BURLINGTON: Avail. now, School St., recently renovated, spacious, sunny and bright. 2bedroom w/office, balcony, screened-in porch, parking, pets OK. Lease. NS. $1175/mo. + utils. 802-658-4184. BURLINGTON: Avail. now through 6/01 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 bedroom apts. Please call 802658-3600 for a complete listing. Other locations also available. BURLINGTON: Avail. now thru 7/01. 1, 2 and 3-bedroom apts. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021. www.neville co.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Bright, furnished, 1-bedroom apt. with large deck. Near bike path/lake, off North Ave., 5 mins. from Downtown. Elec. and Cable inc. No pets! Avail. immed. $650/mo. Call 802-864-0838, 233-6043 Paula or Bruce. Email Viking@netscape.com. Submit application at Burlingtonapart ments.net. BURLINGTON: Bright, sunny, 2bedroom apt. spacious, clean, private parking, gas heat. Just a walk to downtown and waterfront. Avail. immed. $875/mo. + utils. NS/pets. 802-863-5397. BURLINGTON: Catherine St. duplex, quiet South End neighborhood, 2-bedroom, 2-level, large yard, gas heat. $1100/mo., lease, ref., dep. No dogs. 802660-8957. BURLINGTON: Chase St. Avail. 6/01. Two 2-bedroom apts. Possible summer sublet. Parking. Gas heat. No dogs. $875$925/mo. + utils. 802-862-4007. BURLINGTON: Church St. Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location. 802-862-2680. BURLINGTON: Colchester Ave. Avail. 5/01. 1-bedroom $725/mo. incl. elect. Across from hospital. Parking, laundry. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481, x 1021. www. nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Efficiency, 1 and 2-bedroom. Church St., Colchester Ave. $500-$685/mo. Sorry, no pets. All avail. 6/01. 802-318-8242. BURLINGTON: Efficiency and 1bedroom avail. May, July and September. $500-$800/mo. Sorry, no pets. 802-318-8242.

BURLINGTON: Freshly renovated two + bedroom apt. W/D, eat-in kitchen, yard, off-street parking. Walking distance to UVM/hospital/Intervale. New floors, counters, paint. Pets neg. 3/20/06 2X4-BCLT032206 w/interview + dep. $1100/mo. + utils. Avail. immed. Anna, 802985-5378

BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom apt. Second floor, hdwd, coin-op W/D in building, Hill section carriage house, walking distances to downtown/UVM/hospital, NS/dogs, garage1parking, 2:26 PM Page heat and HW incl. $1100/mo. Avail. now. 802-658-4721.

AVAI LAB LE N OW! New Condominium Construction in St. Albans $ 136,000 Mortgage (after $ 34,000 grant*) Original Purchase Price equals $170,000 *Down payment grants available to eligible homebuyers.

Three brand new, 2 story condos. 2 similar floor plans.These 3-bedroom, 1500 sq.ft. homes feature 1.5 baths, open first floors, 2 parking spaces (one in detached garage), and close proximity to I-89. Each home is furnished with a dishwasher, refrigerator, and range. Floor plan sketches available online. All details subject to change.

Open House: Monday, March 27th 4:30-5:30pm & Sunday, April 9th 1:00-3:00pm. Call Susie Jones @ 802.527.2892 for more info! www.getahome.org Visit our website for more information on the Homebuyer Education Program, to view the calendar of events, browse available homes for sale and to sign up for an orientation meeting.

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BURLINGTON: Hill Garden, 2bedroom, 1 parking spot. $1200/mo. hot water incl. Avail. 6/01. 802-578-8916. BURLINGTON: Hill Section. Avail. 4/01. Small 1-bedroom, carport. 188 Cliff St. New paint and pergo flooring, economical gas heat. Blocks to UVM/FAHC. NS. 802-324-6593, Pete. BURLINGTON: Hill Section, Robinson Parkway, 1-bedroom, hdwd, carpet, carport, private porch, gas heat, laundry hookups. No dogs. $950/mo. +. Avail. 6/01. 802-310-4205.

?2@612;A6.9 36;.;06;4 % %!# !#!# Â&#x2018; 86:;24?<; 0<: BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom apt. 32 1/2 Marble Ave. Parking for one vehicle. NS. Pets neg. Dep., lease + ref. req. Ideally located to downtown/bike path/waterfront/beach. $750/ mo. Incl. rubbish and hot water. 802-862-0413. BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom apt. Hill section, hdwd, carriage house, new bathroom, full kitchen, off-street parking, walking distance to: downtown/ UVM/hospital. Heat and HW incl. NS/dogs. $1060/mo. Avail. 5/01. 802-658-4721.

BURLINGTON: Large first-floor apt. Four rooms plus new kitchen and bathroom. Hdwd, W/D in bathroom, walk to lake and town. $1300/mo. + gas and electric. 805-453-6540 or 802652-3554. BURLINGTON: Large renovated 3-bedroom, basement, gas, parking, hookups, $1050/mo. Medium 2-bedroom, hdwd, laundry. Avail. now. $900/mo. Avail. 6/01 1-2-bedrooms. No dogs. 802-862-7467. BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail. 6/01, 3-bedroom house. $1275/mo. Dog OK w/ref, WD hookups. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail. now and 6/01, 3-bedroom. $1050/mo. incl. hot water. Dog OK w/ref, WD hookups. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco. com/residence. BURLINGTON: Nice 1-bedroom apt. Avail. 5/15 for no charge! Your rent starts 6/01. $675/mo. will pay utils. till 8/01. Have to move out of state and need renter! Serious calls. 802779-2896. BURLINGTON: Nice 2-bedroom incl. water, HW, laundry, trash, off-street parking space, large backyard and small storage basement. No pets. Avail. 5/01. $900/mo. 802-318-7641. BURLINGTON: North Ave. Avail 3/01. 2-bedroom house w/yard. $875/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Old North End, 2-bedroom, porch, $750/mo. Smaller 2-bedroom, renovated, $725/mo. Avail. 4/01. Large 3bedroom, hdwd, porch, off-street parking, $1200/mo. Avail. 5/01. 2+ bedroom, porch, $775/mo. Avail. 6/01. Pets neg. Call 8930000, Marcou Real Estate. BURLINGTON: Orchard Terrace, 2-bedroom duplex apt. Hdwd, carpet, full bath, private deck, off-street parking, gas heat, laundry, sunny, bright. $1275/mo. +. No dogs. Avail. 6/01. 802-310-4205.

BURLINGTON: Shelburne St. Avail 6/01. 3-bedroom, 2nd floor. $1290/mo. incl. heat and hot water, parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021 S.burlington-terry-030106Yourhousehere 2/27/06 10:42 AM Page 1 A 2/28/06 7:43 www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Shelburne St.Avail. 6/01. 3-bedroom, 2nd and 3rd floor. $1095/mo. Parking, no dogs. Neville FOR SALE BY OWNER Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481, x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Spacious, 3-bedroom house, on bike path, near lake, new North End. $1400/mo. or best offer. 802-578-3501. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Spear St., BURLINGTON: Studio, 3 and 4 unique property, lot's of charm. 2bedrooms avail. 6/01. Great bedroom (possible 3) Cape w/2-car YOUR HOUSE HERE: Advertise locations, porches, yard. Pets attached garage. Oak hdwd, 2-full your FOR SALE BY OWNER, neg. Reasonable rents. Call 802bath, large living room w/fireplace, 864-4838. $35/week for 25 words and refinished w/original charm. New BURLINGTON: Sunny 2-bedphoto or $60/2 weeks. windows/wiring/plumbing. Central room apt. 3 blocks from downvacuum. Wired w/cate 5. Large yard, Contact Emily, 802-864-5684 close to UVM/country club. Open town. 3rd floor. Avail. 4/1. classified@sevendaysvt.com house 3/05, 1-4 p.m. $379,000. $750/mo. Deposit, references 802-860-3923, 617-242-9335. required. 899-4908. BURLINGTON: Sunny and convenient King St. studio. Hdwd COLCHESTER: Lakefront, 2-bedFAIRFAX/CAMBRIDGE: Large, and several new features. Avail. room duplex, garage, large yard, unique 2/3-bedroom apt. 4/01. $700/mo. + utils. Please 1x1-mortgage-022305 4:18ceilings, PM Page 1 deck, dining room, dock. Pets?9/12/05 Cathedral post-andcall 578-6013 or 999-8663. $1500/mo. Avail. 4/15 or 5/01. beam, scenic river frontage. No BURLINGTON: Two 2-bedroom, 802-655-6371. smoking. Owner-occupied build288 Main St. Hdwd, gas heat, ing. Avail. now. $1250/mo. incl. parking (1), on-site laundry. utils. Lease + dep. 802-849-6807. NS/pets. Avail. 5/01 and 6/01. HINESBURG: 3-bedroom, 1Free $950/mo. + utils. 802-862-0733. bath apt. W/D hookups, 3 seaCAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: 2-3 bedPre-Approval! son porch, large yard, close to room. Big and bright 2nd floor, Mark R.Chaffee town. $1050/mo. + heat and 2 private entrances, hdwd, tub, electric. 802-482-4659. (802) 658-5599 x11 views of Mansfield, lots of closet HUNTINGTON: 2-bedroom space. $900/mo. + utils., dep., house, 1-bath, basement, W/D, lease. NS. Pets neg. 802-373large wood shed, secluded lot. 0893 or enginuity@adelphia. COLCHESTER: Large 2-bedroom, NS, pets considered. Avail. 5/01. net. Avail. April. office. Right off Exit 16. Avail. $1475/mo. + utils. 434-4652, CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: 2-bed6/01. $850/mo. 802-578-8916. evenings. room, 1st floor. Cozy, hdwd and ESSEX JUNCTION: Exquisite HUNTINGTON: 2-bedroom built-ins in living room, tub and townhouse. New flooring, applihouse, bright, spacious, quiet large kitchen with eat-in area. ances, W/D, gourmet kitchen. 2 country setting. $1100/mo. + $800/mo. + utils., dep., lease. large bedrooms, 1.5 bath. utils. + dep. NS/pets. 802NS. Pets neg. 802-373-0893 or Carport, storage. Newly remod434-3463. enginuity@adelphia.net. Avail. eled. Pool and tennis court May. access. Avail. 4/01. $1160/mo. CHARLOTTE: Beautiful, large 1+ utils. 802-879-1580. bedroom apt. Post-and-beam, ESSEX JUNCTION: Large, quiet, two-story, first fl. open and 2-bedroom apt. in private resibright; 2nd floor large bedroom dence. Available 4/01. Ground and bath w/sunset views of level private entrance, garden Adirondack Mtn. One mile to space. Incl. heat, electricity, beach, 20 min. to Burl. Heat, water, W/D, microwave, D/W. elec., DSL/wireless incl. Shared $1100/mo. Year lease. NS/pets. laundry. NS/pets. $975/mo. Call 802-879-2635. Avail. 4/01. Call, 802-324-8306. ESSEX JUNCTION: Seclusion in CHARLOTTE: Furnished or the city. . . Quiet, private, unfurnished apts. at the Mt. Diane bright and cheerful, large 1-bedPhilo Inn. Spectacular views. Moffatt room apt. Beautifully furnished, Spacious, comfortable, unique 2hdwd, rent neg. NS/pets. Refs. bedroom, 2-bath, laundry, pet 2/14/06 2x2-homeshare021506 8:52 AM Page 1 Please call 802-879-3226. friendly. Flexible lease. $1400$1800, incl. all. www.mtphilo Call Diane at inn.com or call 802-425-3335.

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CHARLOTTE/FERRISBURGH BORDER: Spacious 2-bedroom townhouse apt. Sunken living room, new kitchen, new bath, deck, large lawn and garden area. $925/mo. No dogs. 802767-9455. COLCHESTER: House for rent, 23 bedroom, 2-bath, W/D, newly renovated, plenty of storage, quiet. 8 min. to downtown/hospital/waterfront. $1195/mo. Call 802-865-9693.

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FAIRFAX: Large, attractive, new, 1-room studio. Gorgeous country setting. Mins. to 89. NS/pets. $650/mo. incl. utils. 802849-6874. FAIRFAX: Small country house. 1-2 bedroom cape on 20 acres. Views of Mansfield. Certified organic pasture for horses, livestock, vegetables. $1200/mo. + utils. Pets welcome. 802635-7476.

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HUNTINGTON: Large apt. in farmhouse duplex, 2-bedroom, 2-car garage, private entry, enclosed porch, remodeled bath, W/D, D/W, no dogs. $900/mo. 802-999-8192. HUNTINGTON VILLAGE: Charming 2-bedroom house w/fenced-in yard, barn, garden space, porch w/swing, DW, W/D, storage, woodstove. Walk to stores and river. Some pets OK. NS. $1200/mo. + utils. Avail. 4/1. 434-4577. MONKTON/HINESBURG: 1-bedroom apt. $630/mo. Electric, DSL, DISH incl. Garden space/hiking trails out back. NS/no pets. Call 802-453-2985 NORTH FERRISBURGH: Beautiful, spacious 1-bedroom. Cathedral ceilings, D/W, W/D, radiant floor heat, satellite TV, garage. $1050/mo. incl. utils. No dogs, NS. Avail. 4/1. Call 802-877-6339.

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BURLINGTON: Beautiful, furnished, second floor Church St. office. Avail. full or part-time. Contact Steve, 802-862-4905. BURLINGTON: Desk/office rentals. Single and double office space avail., utils. and secretarial services avail. Free use of conference rooms. 802658-9697. BURLINGTON: Just renovated. National Historic Register building. Just steps off Church St. Marketplace. Second floor office or studio space avail. 802-8607373 or 802-238-4282. BURLINGTON: Looking for full or part-time therapist. Nice, prof., furnished office (small). Avail. 5/01. 1/2 block from waterfront/bike path. Shared waiting room. 802-482-5130. BURLINGTON: Professional office space, South Union St., 3 offices, private entrance, parking, DSL available, 5 min. walk to Church St. Call 802-238-4885.

RICHMOND: 1-bedroom, loft, living room, hdwd, heated garage, W/D hookup. No pets. $900/mo. 802-434-3095. RICHMOND: Furnished house. Hidden Pines, on 3 acres, 2-bedroom, porch, W/D, garage, NS, pets welcome. $1400/mo. + utils. Call 802-899-3101. SAINT ALBANS: 2-bedroom, $725/mo. + utils. 802-635-1738. SHELBURNE: Avail. 4/01. 3bedroom, 1.5 bath, 2-car garage, work room, play room, laundry room, fenced yard. NS. Pets neg. $1500/mo. + utils. Call 802-989-4374. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, carport, pool, tennis court, near UVM. $900/mo. + utils. NS/pets. 802-244-7660. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom duplex, open floor plan, basement, W/D hookup, fenced backyard, close to bus, offstreet parking; $890/mo. + dep. + utils. NS/pets. Refs. req. Avail. immed. Call Sundance Services 802-893-2348. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Charles St. Avail. 6/01. 2-bedroom duplex w/yard, garage and basement. $1100/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ residence. SOUTH BURLINGTON: House, 3-bedroom, 1-bath, large private yard. Fridge, stove, oven, D/W, freezer, W/D, ceiling fans. Pets OK w/approval. Prefer NS. $1190/mo. + utils. E&M personals 3/14/05 10:46 Property, 802-734-2946.

BURLINGTON: Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreetlanding.com. BURLINGTON: Waterfront office space avail. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Call Ken at 865-3450.

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STUDIO SPACE for rent at Great Falls Fine Arts Center, in Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury. Ample space and light. Coffee and tea on the house. $100/mo. 802388-0239.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Sunny 2bedroom, laundry, new appliances, pool, carport. $1100/mo. +. 802-482-5753. STOWE: Beautiful 1-bedroom apt. Avail 5/01. 1 mile from village, quiet. Incl. W/D, cable, 2x3-BHA-031506 3/13/06 heat, lawn care/snow removal. $595/mo. + elec. Refs./credit check. NS/pets. 802-253-9046 or 802-578-2028.

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UNDERHILL: Country, 1-bedroom, spacious, safe, full kitchen, bath. NS/no pets. $675/ mo. +utils +dep. 802-899-2522. UNDERHILL: Park St. Avail. 4/01. 2-bedroom and den. $840/mo. Laundry. Avail. 4/01 or 5/01 2-bedroom, $750/mo. Avail. 7/01 3-bedroom. $875/mo. Incl. heat and HW. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com/resi dence. WESTFORD: Large 3-4 bedroom farmhouse apt. Hdwd, 10-acre country lot. NS. Avail. 4/01. $1250/mo. Lease, dep. 802849-6807. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom, 1-car parking, free laundry, cat only, NS. Avail. 3/01. $600/mo. + utils. 802-899-2001. WINOOSKI: 2 clean, spacious, 2-bedroom flats. W/D hookups. Residential parking. No pets. Avail. now. $825/mo.+ utils. Call 802-863-8210. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt., clean quiet, off-street parking, no pets. $750/mo. + utils. Avail. 5/01. 802-655-0169. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, avail. now. Convenient location, close to St. Mike’s and Burlington, hdwd, parking, clean, quiet, spacious, storage, lots of character. NS/pets. Ref. req. $875/mo. 802-872-7075, aparent51@hotmail.com. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, heat and hot water incl. Parking, full tub and shower, onsite laundry, clean, NS/pets. $895/mo. 802233-1150. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom apt. avail. immed. Great condition 2:32 PM Page 1 cats OK. and location, parking, $1100/mo. Call Sarah at 802233-2212.

Two-Bedroom Apartments We are currently accepting applications for two bedroom federally subsidized apartments in Burlington. Many properties with on-site parking and laundry facilities, as well as playgrounds. Backed by strong management and maintenance teams. For more information call 864-0538 ext 201 or visit us at www.burlingtonhousing.org BHA offers Equal Housing Opportunities

UNDERHILL CENTER: 2/3 bedroom, 1-bath, 1-car garage, large kitchen, deck, fenced yard, all appliances. $1200/mo. + utils. AM 802-899-4950. Page 1

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WINOOSKI: Beautiful 2+ bedroom, parking, storage, yard, laundry. Avail. 4/15. $1000/mo. 802-849-9713. WINOOSKI: Convenient and cozy! This 2-bedroom, 1-bath 1x1-mortgage-022305 flat has a basement, W/D, gas 9/12/05 heater and plenty of off-street parking. Avail. 4/01. $1100/mo. 802-846-9568.

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WINOOSKI: Dogs neg. w/ref. 2bedroom, 2nd floor, very clean. All new paint, quiet duplex, new windows, natural gas heat, 2 porches, hdwd, claw-foot tub/shower, brand-new appliances. Off-street parking for 2, NS. Trash and water incl. Avail. 3/01. $875/mo. 802-233-1556. northernproperty@together.net. WINOOSKI: Large, 1-bedroom on Hood St. Nice yard, deck, parking, incl. heat and hot water! $800/mo. + sec. dep. No dogs. Avail. 4/01. 802-324-7546. WINOOSKI: Main St. Avail 4/01. 2-bedroom, 1st floor. $775/mo. incl. hot water. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com/residence. WINOOSKI: Maple St. Avail. 6/01. 1-bedroom, 1st floor. $715/mo. Large kitchen. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/resi dence. WINOOSKI: Priced to rent! This 2-bedroom, 1-bath townhouse style apt. has an open floor plan, new gas heater, large backyard, and plenty of offstreet parking. Avail. 4/01. $900/mo. 802-846-9568. WINOOSKI: Sunny 2-bedroom. Newly renovated. Mountain views, porch, deck, 3-season room. Dog OK. No cats. Fenced yard. 2-car parking. Storage, W/D in basement. NS. Avail. 5/01. $975/mo. + utils. 654-6876.

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BURLINGTON AREA: 19 YO F. looking for 1-bedroom apt. or roommate for 2-bedroom, pets OK. 917-642-2964. GI RETURNING from Iraq in May-June and wife looking to rent 2-3 bedroom house or townhouse, dog friendly, within 45 minute commute to Burlington. $1300/mo. is the limit. Please email jcollins@kba-usa.com.

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SEEKING HOUSE/APT./CONDO to rent in South End of Burlington, zoned for Champlain School. (I have list of streets). Should be 2-3 bedroom, clean, D/W, W/D on premises, avail. from July/early Aug. Prefer $1000/mo. + utils. or less. Renters are a writer/computer professional and his son. Considerate, reliable, have references. 904-389-1290 or clr@realmis.com.

4 real estate services A 5-BEDROOM, 3-bath, foreclosure. $42,500. Priced to sell. For listings 1-800-749-8106 ext.G807. BANK FORECLOSURES! Homes from $10,000. 1-3 bedroom available. HUD, Repos, REO, etc. These homes must sell! For listings call 1-800-425-1620, ext. H107. (AAN CAN) HOMES FROM $10 K! Repos, foreclosures, etc.! Why rent when you can buy? For listings 1-800-749-8106 ext.G808. KIM NEGRON, your mortgage professional. Call for a free preapproval. CTX Mortgage, 802-8644646 or www.KimNegron.com. LIBERTYQUEST is Vermont’s choice for mortgage lending. Our low rates will save you thousands. Let us put our experience to work for you. 802-764-6000, LibertyQuestmortgage.com.

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BURLINGTON: Avail. 4/01. Master bedroom in hostel, New North End. $400/mo. incl. utils. Must be familiar w/hostelling. Opportunities to barter. 802865-3730. BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail. 5/01. Private room w/common bath. $330/mo. Laundry. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www. nevilleco.com/residence. WEEKLY AND NIGHTLY LODGING: European-style and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $175-$225/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388, 324-3291, or ivanland@aol.com.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON: Newly renovated 2-bedroom Grandview end-unit! Incl. off-street parking, trash, fully furnished. Avail. 5/15-9/15. Cats/small dog OK. NS. $1100/mo. + utils. 802999-5684.

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ASCUTNEY MOUNTAIN RESORT: Snow Dance time share. Annual time share. $9000. For more information call 802-985-3911.

WINOOSKI: 3/4-bedroom house. W/D hookup. 2-parking spaces. No pets. Avail. 4/1. $1200/mo. + utils. + dep. 985-5362 or 598-9691.

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I’LL LIGHT THE FIRE, WHILE YOU PLACE flowers in the vase that you bought today. Our house, is a very fine house. Two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard, now everything is easy ‘cause of you. 2415

CENTRAL VERMONT SWF, 37 YO, LOOKing for a friendship and maybe more. That person would be honest, friendly, funny and knows what he wants in life. 2314

ATTRACTIVE SWF, 24 YO, ISO SM 22-30 YO. Must be athletic, intelligent, sexy and want the same in a woman. Friends with Mary-Jane? That’s a +. Plenty more to tell you, are you my match? 2393

DF CHITTENDEN COUNTY. LOOKING FOR man with truck, not into skinny, family type who seeks full-figured, warm, funny mother of teens to learn about and spend time with for LTR. Let’s talk. 2306

LOOKING FOR MALE TO SPEND EVENings and weekends with. Possibly LTR. Must enjoy music, dinners and good times and more as we get to know one another. Serious inquiries only. 2385

THEY SAY THERE IS A FIRST TIME FOR everything. Well, here I am writing a personals ad! Will this first time be a charm? SJF, mother, 45 YO. Multidimensional, eclectic, intelligent. Seeks SJM, 40-50 YO, with integrity, depth, spirituality. NS. 2286

BURLINGTON PROF. WITH A CAREER AND education who is ready to share my life with someone special. Seeks same qualities in a SM, 31-37 YO, who is kind, gentle and affectionate for a potential LTR. 2350

SWP, 32 YO, SEEKING NICE, CONSIDERATE man 27-38 YO with common interests, such as hiking, kayaking, snowshoeing and live music. Hoping for LTR but need friendship first. Must be happy in life/career. NS, ND and no kids yet, please. 2285

HOPELESS ROMANTIC, BROWN-EYED beauty, seeks soulmate to explore life with. Not into games. I’m content in my life, as you are, too, but both are looking for the “frosting” to top off our lives. Could it be you? LTR desired. 2342

WELL-ROUNDED, SPF SEEKS SAME IN A man, 30-40 YO. Loves classical to classic rock, outdoor adventures and gardening. Artistic, genuine and spontaneous. Seeking a cool guy to fall in love with, be my best friend and favorite lover. 2229

42 YO F, 5’2, 166 LBS. SEEKS FUN-LOVing 420-friendly guy. I am not into head games. I like horseback riding, snowmobiling, cuddling on a cold winter’s night. Hope to hear from you. 2335

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ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC, 23 YO, SWF, ISO 23-30 YO SM. Must be able to keep up with me on runs and hikes. I’m looking for an outgoing, athletic, honest guy to share in the simple pleasures of life. 2207 LOVE, LIFE AND VERMONT IN ALL SEAsons? GenX country bumpkin seeks like soul for outdoor romps, indoor relaxation. Fun, attractive, 35 YO SPF likes to crosscountry ski, hike, snowshoe, garden, cook. Hopes for similar fellow: honest, fun, comfortable in his skin. I haven’t lost my wild side, have you? 2137 51 YO F, PLATTSBURGH AREA, RED HAIR, blue eyes, smoker, seeking loving, funny, intelligent, passionate, sensitive man who likes gardening, laughing, cuddling and talking. Needs to have a strong work ethic, be caring, thoughtful, romantic and like cats. Is this you? 2069 SPF, 51 YO, SLIM, FIT, REDHEAD. NS, healthy lifestyle. Warm, vivacious, intelligent, sophisticated, fun, likes finer things in life, especially what money can’t buy. Wannabe writer. Likes movies, dinners, traveling, conversation, dancing. Looking for like-minded friends, happy, positive, successful. 2040 GOT RESPECT? ADVENTUROUS 46 YO, 5’6.5, BR/BR, NS, social drinker, large frame, seeking LTR. Romantic, enjoys walks, cuddling, TV, movies, dining, cats, flea markets, reading. Flashy smile. Make you laugh till milk shoots out your nose! NS. 2036

SWF, 38 YO. I NEED LOVE, TOO. WAITING for someone to give a little attention. Haven’t met the right man yet. Still hoping to find someone who can stand a girl for more than one date. 2030 SWF 27 YO ISO SM 25-30 YO HEALTHconscious, philosophical nature lover. Vegetarian, swing dance, workout, movies, no atheists, techno music, eclectic, likes dogs, family and children, travel and exploration, Chai tea, read the classics, Frida Kahlo, praise songs, organic, sunshine. 1966 MYSTICAL, ARTISTIC, SHIP MAMA SEEKing rad dad. You: deeply creative, politically liberal, affectionately generous, sensual and heroic in your devotion to Mother Earth and womankind...artist musician carpenter. We: friends, lovers, servants of the Higher Good! 1897 DARK-HAIRED, SPIRITED, 40S. PRIZES laughter, the arts, the natural world. Charmed by woods, oceans, kayaks, loons. Imagining a lively, kindhearted man to share in the wonder. 1894

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23 YO SWW LOVES TO RUN, HIKE, SKI, mountain bike and is looking for someone to challenge, amuse, and join her in any outdoor activity. Stability necessary, needy ones need not apply! 2225 IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WILLING to invest in more than a cup of coffee and expecting less than sex on the first date? I am petite, very active, mountain woman, late 40’s, like younger men. 2222

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HI, I AM LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO would be interested in me for who I am. I am kind, lovable to be with, like movies, walks, dancing and camping. I just want someone to be with in my life. 2412 CENTRAL VERMONT, DIVORCED, 61 YO, attractive, teddy bear type, smoker, funny, serious side, esoteric, laid-back, seeking taller woman for serious relationship. 2410 SWM, 51 YO, SEEKING WOMAN FOR SEXually great times. FF a +. Burlington area. Likes oral and having fun. Age, size, race no problem. I am 5’6, 185 lbs., good looking, well hung, uncut. Fun, clean, very discreet. No LTR necessary. 2409 NEW IN VERMONT. HEALTHY, FIT, 51 YO, DHM, ISO free spirit to explore VT. Hike over mountains, walk on the beach, bike down country roads, camp out, count the stars in the evening and catch the morning sunrise. Possible LTR. 2406 NEXT! ARE WE COMPATIBLE? FIT, FUN, 40something, earthy, athletic, excitable, progressive. Seeks compatible woman to share with. Just about anything goes, including rock, blues, Dylanesque music, vigorous outdoor adventures, motorcycles, discussing current events, a sense of humor. Nascar, jewelry, vanity, obsessions not appreciated. 2396 FULL MOON, EMPTY HEART, HALF PAST eight, wishing for closed eyes opening to you. Thinking of bed but no dream to desire. VPR’s all right, waiting for EMD. Hoping this moon above will light your way back to love. 2394 SKI, SNOWSHOE, HIKE W/HONEST, FIT, humorous, intelligent, financially secure SPM. Seeking adventurous, active, funloving SF, 35-45 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, traveling, dining out and home-cooked meals w/romantic, confident animal lover. Friendship first, possible LTR. 2391 SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE FOR LIFE, LOVE and outdoors. Mountaineer, skier, climber. SWPM seeks fit 25-35 YO F for friendship. LTR possible if wild, kinky, sharing, caring, active, sexy and sane enough for each other. Honesty, communication, trust important. How about you? 2388 HI. I AM JUST YOUR AVERAGE KINDA guy. Middle of the road, low maintenance. I don’t want or need anything. Don’t get me wrong, I have dreams and goals, I’m just missing a little romance in my life. 2387 SWM, 30 YO, SEEKING SF, FIT, ATTRACtive, outgoing, funny for possible LTR and travel partner. Enjoy the outdoors, friends, quiet nights at home. 420-friendly. No drama allowed. Preferably no children. S/D OK. Occasional party animal OK. 2386

WILD CAT SEEKS SAME. ME: 38 YO, 5’8 and fit. Let’s do the gym, hike, swim, explore nature and each other. You: Slim, athletic, ready for friendship and love. 2377 SWM, EARLY 30S, VERY FIT, SEEKS SUBmissive companion. Please be attractive, young, petite, and know you want to serve. In all other respects, be intelligent, outgoing, charming and possessed of the assurance of your own successful life. 2343 33 YO SPM, ISO A SPECIAL NS WOMAN 28-35 YO to hike and camp with. Must love life, dogs, movies, live music, reading, and hugs. Possible LTR if we become best friends. 420-friendly. 2338 51 YO SWM LIKES OUTDOORS, TENNIS, reading, good health, hard work, good food and good friends. Seeks rising to friendship, going out, music, for reasons to celebrate and possibly revel in joys of life... Send me honesty, prayers and needs. 2337 EASYGOING, AFFECTIONATE, HEALTHY, environmentally conscious, NS, 40 YO SWM. Enjoys cooking, concerts, gardening, sailing, nature, massage (giving/ receiving) classic rock, bluegrass, the Dead, blues, photography and traveling. Seeks kind, easygoing, natural beauty with similar interests for fun and friendship. 2334 SWM, HANDSOME 5’9, 205 LBS., 45 YO, long, curly, brown hair, mustache. Carpenter, musician, painter, gardener, solar home, love nature, sports, cats, kids. Hate ignorance, intolerance, cruelty. ISO healthy, affectionate F to share. 2333 HONEST, SINCERE, MATURE, CLEAN-CUT, SWM, 32 YO, fit, likes movies, quiet times together, dinners, camping, snowboarding, motorcycles, hunting. Looking for a quiet SF, 19-44 YO, ND/NA, prefer NS, with similar qualities. Let’s talk! 2331 49 YEARS YOUNG, 6’2, NATIONAL ORIgin Hispanic/German. Interests include swimming, bicycling, dancing, movies, intelligent conversation. Looking for a friend. Age, looks, unimportant. Heart is. Please reply. 2328 SWM 44 YO, 5’11, LIGHTHEARTED, CONsiderate, appreciative, physically strong and intellectually active, playful, candid, intuitive, financially comfortable. Do you like getting sweaty, campfire singing, world travel, quiet places, attentive intimacy, time for yourself? Is your heart talking? I’m in Burlington. 2316

I SEE MYSELF AS BEING SURE ABOUT the person I wish to be and following that path. When it comes to my dreams and life goals, I am determined to work hard to meet them. Strong, disciplined body, mentally bright and easygoing personality. 2311 DESPERATELY SEEKING YOU! HEALTHconscious M who enjoys workouts, organic foods, theater, movies, country/classical music, Formula 1 racing and country living, seeks a beautiful soul mate who is easygoing, warm, sensual, classy, maybe a little naughty .... 40-50ish. 2298

SEEKING AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN, 30-45 YO. WM, 50 YO, seeking sexy woman looking for romance in St. Albans area. 2204 HIP, CONSERVATIVE, REDNECK. INTELlectual aesthete, broad tastes, vast but spotty erudition, moderately outdoorsy. Seek date with kind, polite, intelligent, attractive, cultured lady 40-60 YO, in hopes of LTR. 2199 SWM 41 YO, 5’11, 160 LBS., SEEKS SF. If you don’t like what you see when you look at yourself, look through my eyes. If you like romance, cuddling, holding hands, looking into our eyes. Things will look better. 2197

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1950’S MODEL, RUNS GREAT, LOOKS good, a few nicks and dents. Seeks same for friends, travel and possible LTR. NS/ND. 2152

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LOOKING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T JUDGE a book by its cover. For those who have the time...to be a lover. I’m highly verbal and highly sensual. So whether you want a friend or a mate and you’re too tired of the usual ape; but think fondly of little kisses on the nape; let’s get together for a date. (I’m 49 and I smoke.) Coffee? 2143

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MA M 50 YO, GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR, open-minded, very private, good health, works evenings, enjoys motorcycle riding, seeks to establish a very discreet friendship with an attractive, educated, employed, frisky female. No one-night stands, but a LT friendship. 2292 LONE-WOLF TYPE. 45 YO, 5’9, 160 LBS. No cigarettes, 420-friendly, Irish affinity for the creature. ISO companion for walks, hiking, camping, fishing, biking, movies, cooking, eating, cuddling, exploring life. Must like reading, NPR, cards, board games, kids, animals and me. 2232 23 YO, ECTOMORPHIC, MISO NATTY, naughty, sublimely, operatic beaut who’ll join me in contiguous beatific union behaving in progressively non-continently fashion. Coquetries OK, no coquettes grisettes. Cordial pursuers join me for a cordial so we can jocularly peruse each other. 2224 LET’S ENJOY LIFE. SWM, YOUNG 42, smoker, 420-friendly, seeks a slender to average woman, 32-40 YO, who enjoys classic rock, NASCAR, good food and drink, the sun, water, camping and is as affectionate and caring as me. Much more. 2219 EXTINCT OR JUST ENDANGERED? SWM ISO SF, 25-38 YO. No prison, kids, never been married. Independent, fit, intelligent with the ability to carry on a conversation. 2210

DWPM, 5’5, SLENDER. ISO DF, FIT, 4660 YO, spontaneous, active, emotionally stable and available. Likes water, mountains, rides, movies, dance, outdoor activities, weekend getaways in bikes, boats, cars. Friends with LT goals. Smoke free. Share the fun 2139 59 YO WM SEEKING F FOR LTR. LOOKING for a roomie to share bedroom with. I’m 5’9, 200 lbs., D/D-free, clean and discreet. If you’re looking for the same, let’s meet. 2134 SWM, 47 YO, LIKES BASKETBALL, MOVIES, dining out, walks, quiet time at home and more. Looking for SWF, 35-48 YO, similar interests. Possible LTR. In Burlington area. 2133 SEEKING A SWP, 30-42 YO. DO YOU LIKE to hike, bike, cross-country ski, and snowshoe? If so, would you like to join me? Looking for a theater, sports, movie, and summer concert lover. Must be independent. Looking for friendship first. 2120 SWM 35 YO, LOOKING FOR LOVE. NEVER found it and worried I may never find it! ISO the right person in same boat, goodlooking, who loves movies, bike riding, kids, NASCAR. To you money doesn’t matter. NS/ND/NA. 2116 YOUNG 57 YO LOOKING FOR LIFE PARTner to share love of home, gardening, animals. I cook, sew, knit, keep a warm/clean home. Very passionate about all. Spiritual, Tibetan meditation/prayer, honest, sincere, compassionate and easy on the eyes. 2058

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DWM 55 YO FIT AND TRIM. I ENJOY hiking, snowshoeing, yoga. I play several instruments and write songs. Seeking W 35-58 YO, fit and trim who enjoys outdoors. Hoping for LTR with right person. 2048 SEPARATED WM, 52 YO, IN SHAPE, WORKing, dreamer, doer, forever young. Love kids, nature, mom and God. Seeking WF for friendship, walks, talks. Please be honest, open, adventurous. 2034 MIXED LUGE. SLIDE WITH ME. HOT, 53 YO, 5’10, 155 lbs, SWM, financially secure, humor, passionate, travel, sports, music, theater, beaches, kindness, parties. You: Very attractive, 38-53 YO, sexy, witty, ready to be pampered and loved. 2029 WOOF! MY DOG PLACED THIS AD. “MY owner: Late 30’s, great shape from taking me hiking, XC skiing, backpacking. Observes nature, especially birds and flowers. Gardens, reads, cooks, movies. Leaves me home for swing dancing, live music. He’s also cute!” 1971 33 YO WEEKEND FATHER, 6’3, BROWN hair, blue eyes seeks woman who has self-confidence, good sense of humor and is an outdoorsy kind of lady. Must like kids. If this is you, call me. 1969 26 YO SWM “INJECT WITTY CATCH PHRASE here.” Intelligent, motivated, fit, honest, loving Vermonter seeks “the one.” Enjoys skiing, motorcycles, quads, camping, the outdoors in general. Looking for a girly girl, with a bitchy, I know what I want side! 1967 DWM, 47 YO, 5’10, 150 LBS., FIT, WITTY, romantic, liberal, gentle, devoted, naughty, outdoorsy, average-good looks. Wants to be in love again w/fit soulmate. Do you like garden dirt, blue jeans, painted nails, lingerie, laughing, cuddling, movies, Chinese food? 1959 SWM, 45 YO, WOW! DID I JUST WRITE that? Youthful spirit, attractive, educated leftist, out of the box doer. Have hair, jeans, teeth, dreams and tears. Love motorcycling, fishing and travel. Great sense of humor. You: attractive, real. 1949 SWM, 53 YO, 6’, 175 LBS. PROGRESSIVE politics, 420, NA. Spirituality (normal member), smoker but need to stop in Spring. Love outdoors, fishing, camping, reading, travel (no Cal., Montana), pleasantly haunted by music. Seeks SF for friendship leading to magic/LTR. 1945 ATTRACTIVE, PHYSICALLY FIT, SKI FREAK. DPNSM 35 YO, extreme thrill seeker enjoys ice climbing, motor/cycling, tree skiing to get my ya-ya’s out. Other outlets include hiking, golf, homebrewing, drummer, snowdecking, kayaking. ISO honesty, humor, passion for life. No TV. 1928

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Midnight Let’s take the midnight train to love-ville! Hey there to all of you. I am Midnight and I’d love to burn the midnight oil with you in our cozy home. I am a 7-year-old black female long haired Maine Coon cat. Aren’t I just gorgeous? In addition to my good looks, I am also extremely sweet and loving. I really enjoy being brushed – good thing with this beautiful mane. I am talkative from time to time, but only when I have something important to say. I really love finding sunny spots to relax in or windows to look out of. Oh, and your lap would make a nice, cozy spot to curl up in too! A family with gentle and respectful people ages 5 and up would be wonderful. Please know that I take a little bit of time to feel comfortable being picked up, but once I am comfortable, I do enjoy feeling loving arms around me. I have lived with another cat and was bonded to her, but she passed away. Maybe you have the love I need to bring complete joy and fun back into my life? Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

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I AM A SINGLE MOM. LOOKING FOR SOME one to share my life with. Must like kids, cuz my two girls come first. 1964

50 YO BI BURLINGTON MAN LOOKING FOR hot fun and friends. Good-looking, youngerlooking, fun guy, 190 lbs., 5’6, smooth body. FF is OK, CU w/bi guy is great. Wellhung, Burlington area. 1961

SINGLES OR COUPLES: COME ONE, COME all! A 35 YO NE Kingdom Bi F needs an all-gender birthday bang. The more the merrier. Be adult, D/D-free, not shy and fully functional. 2022

BIMAM, 45 YO, 5’10, 200 LBS., SEEKS G/BiM or CU for hot, sexual encounters. Love oral, kissing and much more. One time or buds. Must be clean and discreet. Chittenden County area. 2332

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I AM A 41 YO, WELL-EDUCATED, VERY good-looking African-American M P, ISO a well-educated P M, F, or trans, 35 to 45 YO for friendship and/or more. Person must enjoy laughter and like to communicate. 1933

25/26 YO MA/BI/CU ISO BI M/F OR CU for casual gatherings. We encourage all interested to respond. No restrictions on weight/color. Age less than 40 YO. 1896

SWM 39 YO, MED. HEIGHT/WEIGHT, ISO F(s) for no strings. See where it goes sort of thing. Submissive a +. Full-figured OK. 2324

BI-CURIOUS WCU 34/36 YO ISO M TO meet with. Open to most anything. Give us a call, we’ll see what happens. 1891

LOOKING FOR A VT MADE, RUGGED, hairy-chested carpenter type of man at my job site! Submit a bid, bring your tool belt and be ready to work up a sweat. Between Burlington and Middlebury. 2323

LET’S GO SKIING, HANG OUT, WATCH NASCAR, ice fishing, hike with dogs. Very outgoing, quiet and easy going, 34 YO, SWM, ISO M, 30-50 YO + for fun, friendship and more? Killington area. 2329

SWM, 40 YO, BL/BR, DECENT SHAPE AND looks, kind, adventurous, attentive. ISO sensual and sultry SW/AF, 24-44 YO for clean and discreet excitement. Open? Explore? Partners in passion we could be! Discretion assured! Let’s try! 1882

GWM, SEEKING 20-45 YO, ANY RACE, M/S, who likes receiving oral. You: Clean, discreet, Washington, Lamoille, Franklin, will travel. Full description of yourself, what you enjoy. Phone, call back time, same day replay. JSC students very welcome. Call soon. 2200

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GWM, YOUNG 50’S, LIKE PH/JO AND LIVE Jo. Show it. Got lots of male videos, let’s watch together. Need to get rid of some flicks. Get a hold of me, horned up. Central VT. 2108

RETIRED, BURLINGTON-AREA SENIOR would like to give oral satisfaction to either sex. 2202 SWM, RETIRED GENT, 6’1, 175 LB. W & B seeking F companion for downhill skiing, road biking, sailing, dinners in Montreal, travel plus your choice. Must be available and trim. 1946

women > women 32 YO, S/LATINA/FEM., ISO 23-37 YO, SF, adventure, intimate, fun. Sexy and passion. Are you up for it! Call. Burlington. 2352 SPRING IS IN THE AIR. ISO WOMEN/ lesbians of all ages. Join Vermont’s first Lesbian dating club. It’s free, fun and an easy way to connect. We are the w2w dating club. 2322 SOFT BUTCH SEEKING HONEST, INDEPENdent femme. 29 YO, single mother, down to earth, enjoy hanging out with my dog and son, just chillin’ at home watching movies. Looking for someone grounded, independent and ready to take life by the horns. 2304 GF SEEKING WOMAN FOR POSSIBLE LTR. 40-55 YO who are fit, healthy, emotionally “evolved.” Someone like myself who is colorful, informed, fun, creative, possessing depth and professional would fit the bill! No heavy drinkers, smokers, druggers bisexuals or overweights, please. 2144 CREATIVE, AFFECTIONATE, HOMEBODY seeks feminine woman for slow-growing LTR. 39 YO, 5’11, artist/teacher, verbal, honest, playful, passionate, sensual, intelligent, family-oriented and financially secure. I love conversation, children, film theater, music, nature, community. NS/ND. 2110

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NOT READY FOR A RING, BUT I WANT more than a fling! No daddy, no bear, no twinks in their underwear. I just want a real guy. Mid 20’s, cute GWM seeks same in Burlington area, closeted OK. 2063 59 YO, GWM SEEKING GM FOR LTR. AGE, looks not important. Looking for roomie to move in w/and share expenses and bed. I’m 5’9, 200 lbs., clean, discreet. If this is what you are looking for, let’s talk. 2041 GWM, 33 YO SEEKING MARRIED OR BIcurious guys in need of fun, safe encounters on the “down low.” You must be clean, attractive and masculine; firsttimers welcome. I’ll host day or night and I am very discreet. 2010

bi seeking ? BI-CURIOUS M: SLIM, SWEET, SENSUAL, kind, gentle, free spirit, open mind. Seeking a calm, comfortable, secure, mature, comely CU for a luscious, warm, delightfully pleasing experience. M/F CU only, please. 2411 41 YO, BI-CURIOUS MAWM, ATTRACTIVE, nice body, well-endowed, very thick. ISO bi or bi-curious CU for oral exchange. F with nice tush and M with med. or small package A +. No active swingers or SMs. 2404 LOOKING FOR A HOT WOMAN WHO wants to strap it on for me so I’ll get the same as she did. Fulfill my dream! I’ve been so bad. 2046 VERY ORAL MALE ALONE IN RURAL Addison County. Offers discreet relief and friendship to healthy guys who are biM or straight but open-minded. At your service? 2038

just friends LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TRAIN WITH for the VT City Marathon. I am 29 YO, M and am up to about 12 miles right now, but this is my first marathon. I’ll provide plenty of laughs. 2313 WANTED: TWO DANCERS TO SUPPLEMENT our band. Amenities for now. Check us out 4/02 at the Radio Bean, The Randy’s. 2214

other TRAVELERS! 18 YO SWM SEEKS OPENminded and adventurous individuals leaving VT in March, heading South and West, especially Bozeman, MT. Me: Super easygoing, decent driver, gas $$$. You: Have (fuel-efficient?) car with extra seat, laidback, fun-loving. 2078

couples seeking... ATTRACTIVE AND FIT MAWCU WITH BI F looking for CU with bi F for fun. Race unimportant. Please be D/D-free, clean and height/weight proportionate. Both under 40 YO, looking for same. 2408 30 YO M, 23 YO BIF, LOOKING FOR OPENminded males, females or CU to come over and have a really good time. She does it all. Please, 35 YO or younger. Nothing else matters. 2389

women seeking... I AM LOOKING FOR AN OPEN-MINDED, kinky guy, 18-35 YO, for fantasy fun. I want to watch my BF give oral to another man so I can punish him for being naughty. We can host. Leave description. 2296 I AM A BIF WITH A LOVER, HELP MY husband find one, too. ISO, female, 30-50 YO, fit, NS. He is a handsome, sexy, successful, creative professional, 52 YO, 155 lbs., blue-eyed, sensitive, outdoorsman. A real catch. For fun/pleasure. 2231 I AM A BI-CURIOUS, YOUNG 45 YO, F living in the Kingdom. I don’t mind a couples thing. I am clean, hard-working, attractive, have a great sense of humor. This would be a first for me. Discretion a must. 2074

HOT MALE LOOKING FOR DOMINANT SEXY woman to wear a strap-on and give it to me good and get what you want back. No strings, very discreet. Call me. 2317 MWM, 35 YO, LOOKING FOR PLEASANTLY plump or bigger women to please. Married, single, seeing someone? All calls answered, age, race, size not important. Call, you won’t be disappointed. 2312 23 YO, 6’, SLIM SWM ISO FEMALE FRIEND or more to spend the boring times in Vermont with. Let’s make something to do. No age or size preference, just a great attitude. 2310 CLASSY 34 YO MAN SEEKING TO REINvigorate the right 50+ woman. Discreet, fun, happy, very sensual, safe. Thinking about it? You just might be able to now. 2291

LOVELY 45 YO WOMEN SEEKING TO REINvigorate the right 60+ man. Discreet, fun, happy, very sensual. Always wish you could? You just might be able to now. 2073

40 YO WM, GREAT PERSONALITY, SEEKS females who would like only to have great sex. Discretion assured. DD-free. Age-size not important, personality is. 2284

24 YO SWPF SEEKS CLEAN, INTELLIGENT, strict PM to provide old-fashioned discipline, role-playing, perhaps more. Absolutely no married men. Possession of a woodshed and a thick leather belt a plus! Safe, sane, consensual a must. 2068

SWM, 6’0, BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, seeks 20-50 YO sexy woman, who needs a “Boy Toy” for massages, dinners, lots of joy and fun. I also cook and clean. Call now. I won’t be available long. 2230

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44 YO M, DISCREET ORAL SLAVE. LOOKIN’ to give long oral sessions. Lamoille County. Many fantasies and interests. What’s your pleasure? 2221

44 YO, ONE TIME ONLY BI MALE. I LOVE sex and want more. You are 38-48 YO, slim build, smooth bodied, well endowed and want it as bad as me. Photograph me nude for Playgirl submission. 2392

SWM, BLONDE, CUTE, IN SHAPE, GREAT sense of humor, loves the outdoors, travel, romantic dinners, ISO single or married ladies. Must be in shape. Allow me to wine and dine you and maybe 69 you. My home is very discreet. 2212

ATTRACTIVE CU, 30 YO, SEEKS HOT SINgles and hot cu. She is 5’4, 110 lbs., blonde. He is 5’11, 170 lbs. and hung. Guys need to be hung to excite us. 420and wine-friendly. No first-timers. 2112

ATTRACTIVE, SINGLE, CLEAN MAN WANTS to experience menage á 3 fantasies with two clean, beautiful, bisexual women. Total sensual decadence on great food, wine and sex for a full weekend. Life is so short and exciting! Let’s do it! 2347

BIWM, 33 YO, BLONDE, BLUE, IN SHAPE, cute bottom boy, nice butt, so I’ve been told, ISO young, cute, boy toy, in shape, loves to receive oral. I love to use both sets of my lips. Discreet, safe sex. 2211

BURLINGTON CU 30 YO/M, 23 YO/BI F looking for bi females to play in our area. Age/race/size unimportant. Both D/D-free and expect same. 2056

SWM ISO FELLOW FREE-SPIRITED NYMphomaniacs! 20 to 40 YO, all welcome to give me a call and have some fun! 2339

45 YO M LOOKING FOR CU. BURLINGTON area for threesomes and foursomes. Bi curious girlfriend wants to explore the interest with other CU but wants to see what’s available. Male bi-curious also. 2382

WPM, 50’S, 6’1, 170 LBS., CENTRAL VT. Financially secure, sugar-daddy status, seeks regular or casual and occasional arrangement over coming months with slim, hot, horny, young lady with liking for lingerie, for mutual benefits and wild pleasure. Willing to travel. 2209

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DO YOU NEED TO BE DEGRADED/HUMIliated? Dominant SM 30 YO seeks submissive SF, 18-30 YO for discreet, no-strings, oral/manual-only. Body/looks unimportant as long as clean and willing. No men, in any form, please. 2196

MEE: YOU’RE AN AMAZING MAN! EVEN though we’re not together, my feelings for you are the same and will never go away. I don’t expect you to wait, that is the risk I have taken. But I could come back! 2401

YOU: ATTRACTIVE SNOW EXPERT. ME: Eating an apple behind you in line. Wishing I’d given you a better smile, because I’m looking for a partner in crime. If you’d like to plot and scheme... 2351

A MAN NEEDS A MAID. RELOCATING TO Vermont. Need a temporary place to stay. 40’s, great shape, great body. 2117

WASHBURN, DENIAL GOES DEEP. I MISS you so much! I wish that the past could be changed. It can’t. Hopefully we will see what the future will hold...Love you forever...little bites. 2400

THE GRAY KITTEN, A.K.A. AFRICAN Violet, a.k.a. Country Mouse, a.k.a. Dangerseeker, a.k.a. Wifey D. Happy Birthday! Let’s get our aliases together and party! (with sexy results) Love, Brad N., a.k.a. Teddy Hopper, a.k.a. Wolfman’s brother, a.k.a. Hubby D. 2349

BIWM, 35 YO, LOOKING FOR OLDER GENtleman 50 to 60 YO for fun times at your place. In great physical shape in all the right places. 2109 MAWM ISO HORNY, AGGRESSIVE F TO have wild fun with. I aim to please, you be same! 2042 SWM SEEKING DOMINATION AND HUMILiation scenarios. Can be used by women or CU as entertainment or domestic slave. Shaving, feminization, spanking, whatever you can think of. Also will give massages, do laundry and clean bathrooms. 2039 41 YO MAWM, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, ENDOWed. Orally talented. Absolutely love to give yet rarely allowed. ISO a F friend, 40-55 YO, seeking to receive prolonged oral. Reciprocation optional. Smoker, light drinker OK. Disease-free. Discretion a must. 2033 BIM ISO WELL-ENDOWED MEN TO SERvice. I’m single, slim and discreet. Free on weekends, very submissive, will do as I am told. Just be in shape, will meet with you wherever I am told. I’m ready and willing. 2032 BONDAGE ANYONE? 35 YO EXPERIENCed, skilled dominant in Burlington looking for F partner (no men/CD/TV, please). LTR preferred but play partners considered. Fun, active and attractive. Loving, but with sadistic streak. Limits tested but respected. Let’s enjoy each other. 2028 EXPERIENCED, SEXY, LOVING, CARING M, 36 YO. Looking for wild times w/younger F into sharing in consensual bondage games. Require adventurous spirit, discretion, no STDs, ND. Bring fantasies, desires. So much life, trust, respect to share w/lovely vixen. 2027 FAT MAN LOOKING FOR OTHER FAT MEN for fun. 1974 SWPM, 6’2, 195 LBS., BROWN HAIR, hazel eyes, with some means and a sharp wit, seeks slender, pretty, intelligent, young woman for a “moderately perverted affair,” not necessarily leading to anything in particular. 1950 CUTE 25 YO SWM, 5’9, BROWN, SPIKY black hair, open-minded, kinky. Seeking female or females for mutual masturbation or to watch me. If you like watching, I’m definitely for you. 1887

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STONE SOUP 3/10: YOU: FAT LIP. ME: Caused it by making you talk while eating. Missed you while you were away. No one around to meet my high entertainment needs. Surprising you is still one of life’s great pleasures. Cheers. 2399 CAMEL’S HUMP CREW! WE WERE IN A Suby, you were sporting snowshoes. You dug us out of a ditch, and we will be forever thankful. How can we ever repay you? 2398 YOU: BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES, WEARing a homely black hat, reddish corduroy jacket, stepping out of an old burgundy Buick. You brushed up against me in the Pricechopper lot. I think I’m in love. 2397 “EYE” SPIED YOU AT MY WORK LAST month...You spied me at Metronome and served me Cape Cod... Meet me sometime when neither of us are working? 2395 MATT, YOUNG, HOT CASHIER AT SHAW’S, Williston. Happy birthday. I watched you walk down Aisle 5. Nice butt, great smile. I’d love to see you with just your pouch on. Call me. 2390 THEODORE THE PHOTOGRAPHER: YOUR words outside the Black Door and again in C.O.’s were the sweetest I heard all night. Thank you, the girl in the white scarf and good light. 2384 3/10: E A VOLLEYBALL NIGHT. WE played on the same team. You’re beautiful, outgoing and a great player. A tall and not so secret admirer wants to know you better. Please come back and play. 2383 JANIE’S MOTHER: I SPIED YOU IN FLOrida and you were the hottest girl I have ever seen with a walker! Congrats on your new club membership. I love you. xoxo 2381 MUDDY’S, 3/14. ME: BLUE SHIRT AND laptop; moved from bench down to table. You: brown top, dark hair and glasses; slid over on bench, studied for 5 minutes, then split. Was the smile courtesy or interest? 2380 LEE LEE HA HA ISN’T THIS FUNNY. MCbeal. 2379 NURSE TAMMY FROM ONTARIO: YOU admitted my dad to Baird 4 last Friday night. Was stunned by your beauty and warmth. Thank you so much. The son. 2378

PLANET FITNESS, 3/17, 6 A.M. YOU: Tall guy wearing white shorts and a gray shirt. Me: Working out on the elliptical by the wall with red hair. I see you every morning. Have you noticed me? 2417

HEY, YA BIG LOAF! I LOVE YOU MORE than Hugh know. After 11.5 years I couldn’t be happier (or more exhausted!). Well, you’re a busy bear, so I am getting out of your way! XXXOOO. 2376

WE CAUGHT EYES IN CITY MARKET. THEN we waved to each other as your friend drove away. Your dog’s head was chillin’ out the back window, I was in a white Subaru...call me? 2416

TO THE THREE PEOPLE WHO ARE RESponsible for the hit and runs to my red Grand Am, thank you. My insurance has dropped me, put me in the high-risk group and tripled my rates. May karma get you threefold. 2375

APRIL 1, NO JOKE. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to the best parents, John and Karla. May you have at least one more this time around. 2414 I SPY A YOUNG WOMAN WORKING AT Cosmos. Your beauty exudes from within. Your love and compassion unmatched. Your intelligence undeniable. Your friendship invaluable. And to be with you, I’ll cherish for the rest of our lives. 2407 BAVARIAN BEER MAID OF TROW HILL. I ran into you at Ace’s SB. We had a mutual friend. After you get done with payroll I would like to meet with you again. 2405 BRIAN: YAHOO. FOR ME OR YOU? I DIDn’t have an account. Send your email. I’d really like to chat with you. 2403 SHAW’S IN STOWE: WE FINALLY OFFIcially met, that’s cool! We talked about our winter gigs. Would you care to talk about the other seasons over a coffee sometime? 2402

NECTAR’S 3/11: TO THE JAMAICAN GODdess from Connecticut. We danced very close. The night went by too fast! A second chance? Dinner? Nectar’s next Saturday? You name it. You blew the mind of this mere mortal! Let’s do it again! 2374 I SPY PAT FROM WINOOSKI. I MAY HAVE been there with a guy, but I was much more interested in you! Lunch sometime? 2373 SHOOTING STAR, MONDAY EVE., COFFEE shop. I wish things were different. I wish you could understand my humble ways. I must stay low, for God humbles those who cannot humble themselves. 2372 WM, IN FRONT OF SPENCERS, SQUARE Mall, winter hat, jacket, dark gray shirt, 03/12, Sunday, with friend. Passing by Gap. Me: Highlight, tan, Latina. We locked eyes. You: Handsome, unshaved, tall, smiling. Please answer. 2353

JENNY: I’LL BE SO LONELY WITHOUT YOU, maybe you’ll be lonesome, too? Crazy about you. How about a third chance? Thursday? SM. 2348 NEW HAVEN MOBIL, 3/10. EXQUISITE blonde who didn’t get her sweetener right. We followed the same path into Burlington, later Ri Ra’s. What do you see when you look in the mirro?. Does your inner happiness match your outer beauty? 2346 I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF VIOLINS. I can hear the piper play, and every time I think of you (back in Vermont), you just steal my heart away... I love you. Ireland? Save the day. 2345 HANNAFORD’S, NORTH AVE., SUNDAY, 3/12, late morning. You: jean jacket, boots, dark hair. Me: rose-colored parka and jeans. You had a nice smile for me in the parking lot and drove off in a black pickup. I am curious. 2344 I SPY ON THE COVER OF THE 1/18 ISSUE of 7 days, a lovely lovely with an enigmatic smile, peeking around an exquisite leg. Hope to see you again soon. 2341 I SPIED YOU AT THE ESSEX TALENT SHOW. You were sitting behind me. Then I saw you again at the movie theater. You are kind of cute. 2340 LA: YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, SEXY woman I have ever met. I need you to be a part of my life forever. I love you! AR. 2336 BODY SHOP, CHURCH ST.: YOU: TALL, blonde man buying late family holiday gifts. I didn’t help you, but if you are single and willing, a beer or coffee sometime? 2327 STONE SOUP, FRIDAY 1/20: MY PLAYFULness got the best of me when the words “you look better than my friend” tumbled out of my mouth. Interested in friendship? 2326 BRUEGGER BAGELS ON CHURCH ST. Saturday, 3/4, at noon. We talked about pouring coffee into the trash can. My heart exploded when I heard your voice. How do I find you? 2325 YOU WERE AT RI RA ON THURSDAY NIGHT with two other girls at a high table. Blonde hair and green tank top. I was loading in band gear and hoping you would stay for the show. Curly brown hair, big smile. 2321 WHERE IS THE HOT PENNY CLUSE HOSTess who had my tongue all twisted at Flatbread? I want to taste the garlic again! Is my table ready? 2320 FIFI LARUE: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I love you, mon cher? Thinking of you nonstop in Utah. Beefy. 2319 MEDITATION IN MONTPELIER: KATIE, WE met unofficially by the Buddha. I joked about compiling my shopping list whilst meditating. Meet me for coffee and good karma? 2315 FROM UNDERHILL ON CASPIAN LAKE. Thanks for letting my class peek into your fishing hole. I’d like to peek at your eyes. Let’s go fishing and maybe later shack up. Call me quick. 2309 MY BEST FRIEND, I CHERISH EVERY minute we spend together. I know we will only get happier and stronger together. I’m so proud of everything you’ve accomplished. You make me so happy. You have my heart forever and always. Muah 2308 BON ANNEE! YOU AT 10! I’D ENJOY sharing my muffin again, tho’ after Ice Cream, not Coffee. A dream at any door, front or back; my dreams now escalate. Remembering peace bringer named chocolate may need suffice. Merci, schlaf gut. 2307

BLONDE SOUTH JERSEY UVM SOPHOMORE guy, I’m never going to be able to tell you how much I like you, so this will have to suffice, since I don’t want to ruin friendship. 2305 I SPY IN LINE IN FRONT OF ME WITH man and woman at Rob Thomas concert. Older woman with blonde hair, jeans, tancolored, furry, knee-high boots over jeans, with beautiful Jennifer Lopezesque booty. Me: Interested younger guy. 2303 I SPY YOU: BEAUTIFUL AND LOVING PERson with beautiful daughter. Me: In Alaska, lonely without you. We’ll be together soon. I love you. 2302 YOU RIPPED UP MY FRIEND IN BROOKS because he’ll never be on a sexy greeting card. I loved it. Did your coworker enjoy her 28th birthday? Can I see you again? 2301 HANNAFORD’S 3/07: YOU: DRIVING A silver Integra, with exhaust, Montana plates, running though the soup aisle, you apologized when I let you through. I was wearing a dark Alpinestars hoodie, it’d be nice to meet you sometime. 2300 3/07: MY DOG WALKED YOU TO MY front door in Brookfield. You had gotten lost and were looking for my neighbor. I should have asked your name, but was too much of a wimp. Coffee sometime? 2299 I STOPPED BY TO SAY HI TO A CUTE BABY face c.lyon Harley boy and left myself wishing I had more time with you. Wanna teach me to ride? You won’t regret it! G 2297 YOU ARE A NEIL YOUNG SONG, DUSTY and hushed, lost and hopeful. I will miss you far longer than I have known you. I thought you were my plum... 2295 3/06 MUDDY WATERS. YOU: LOVELY lady with laptop seeking wi-fi connection. Me: Grad student in self-defeatism, I told you where the signal was the best and you disappeared from my periphery. Let me take you out, laptops uninvited... 2294 THE LOVELY LADIES OF THE RA...MISS you all horribly. Especially now in dunedin with schmidtt. I’m broke. Coming home. Craigo, please take me back. I mean, after all, DJ Corey saved my life. xoxo 2293 SUNDAY AFTERNOON, CHEERED ME UP on a blue day. Needed a smile or a friendly wave. Thank you. 2290 I SPY MY HONEY, FITZ. SEVENTEEN years together, they have gone by so fast. You make me so happy, my wild Irish boy! You’re the glitter in my gold! Love, Laurie. 2289 WINSTON: YOU INTRODUCED YOURSELF at the Cambridge Friends meeting on 3/05. I said hi to some friends and you disappeared. Hope you come to the meeting next time you’re in town. 2288

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YOU DRESSING A TEDDY BEAR IN THE newspaper, me: an avid reader. I would like to get together and travel the Mexican Riviera. I’ll settle for trivia on Thursday at Nectar’s. When’s the Marty Party? 2287 I SPY A BRUNETTE WITH SPECS IN A white Camry with cheese head plates exiting 89 into the Waterbury P.O. I should have followed you but didn’t want to look like a stalker. Care for coffee with a reformed cheddarhead? 2283 3/03: SAW YOU AT LA CARRETA IN A Fox hat. I was in the corner with the boys from work. Let’s do lunch. 2282 I MISS MY ENGLISH, COMPUTER GEEK. It’s cold here in Boston without you... I love you. R 2226 TO THE STRANGE GIRL WITH SEVEN DAYS in the back seat and a bible in the back window. You almost sideswiped me, then flashed a peace sign and a smile. You made me laugh. Care to chat? 2218 2/28, WATERFRONT VIDEO: WE LOCKED eyes, you laughed at my late fee. Your Honda was parked next to my truck. I rolled out behind you, we split, then crossed paths yet again. Rent a movie sometime? 2206 HEALTHY LIVING, SUNDAY, 2/26. YOU: Beautiful cashier with long, brown hair. Me: Guy buying cookies and Chai. We talked about what a strange combination orange and chocolate is for a cookie. Wanna get together for cookies and milk? 2203 AL FROM ST. ALBANS: I HAVE BEEN TRYing to reach you. Get in touch with me. I miss hanging out with you. Your friend, ABC. 2201 I KNOW A CLASSY LADY THAT ISN’T VERY feminine. 2154 MAC’S MARKET, STOWE, 2/27, 2ISH. You: Black Audi, kind, inquiring blonde asking if my car was OK. I blew a gasket, but was at a loss for words. Care to talk shop sometime? 2151

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EMPLOYMENT Looking for a great way to spend your summer?

Lamoille County Mental Health Services

Consider Camp Hochelaga, a summer camp for girls located on the shores of Lake Champlain in South Hero, Vermont. We have openings for:

Nurse • Cook/Chef

A designated agency providing developmental and mental health services in the Lamoille Valley has the following vacancies:

Kitchen Staff • Waterfront Staff • General Counselors • Arts ‘n’ Crafts • Tennis Please forward letter of interest, resume and 3 references to: Camp Director, YWCA of VT/Camp Hochelaga 1241 Prim Road, Colchester, VT 05446 www.ywcacamphochelaga.org hochelagacamp@aol.com

Exciting opportunities to make a difference by supporting people with developmental disabilities! We offer an excellent, supportive team environment, training, competitive salary and great benefits including health/dental insurance. Reliable transportation, driver’s license, HS diploma or equivalent required for positions.

Specialized Community Support Worker

Looking for a motivated, self-directed person to provide community support to a male who loves sports, fishing, the outdoors, and socializing over a cup of coffee. Experience with developmental disabilities and challenging behaviors preferred. M-F, 8:30-12:30. Resume to Sue Smithson or email SueS@HowardCenter.org.

Specialized Community Support Worker

Seeking an energetic, creative individual to provide supervision to a friendly 7-year-old girl in her Milton home and community. She enjoys art, being outdoors, and playing make believe. M-F, 20 part-time flexible evening hours. Experience with emotional/ behavioral challenges preferred. Resume to Sue Smithson or email SueS@HowardCenter.org.

Specialized Community Support Worker

Expressive, fun-loving individual needed to support an active, 18-year-old young woman with autism and moderate/severe hearing loss for 20 hrs/wk. Responsibilities include helping her develop/expand her communication skills; build effective coping strategies; and assist with independent living/social skills. Experience and/or fluency with American Sign Language; a Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience in human service field or adaptive physical education field; and experience working with individuals on the autism spectrum are desired. Send resume to Deborah Keel or email DeborahK@HowardCenter.org.

Specialized Community Support Worker

Seeking flexible, dependable and self-motivated individual to provide 20 hr/wk of community and program supports for a 30-year-old male. Support can take place within a variety of community settings including outdoor recreational and vocational settings. Successful candidates will possess an enthusiastic desire to work with a committed and dedicated support team as well as the necessary skills to compassionately practice therapeutic behavioral interventions. Send resume to Jim Hessler or email JimHE@HowardCenter.org.

Respite/Caregiver

Friendly, young 8-yr.-old boy with autism who enjoys reading, dancing, movies, playing outdoors and other childhood interests. Hours consist of two after-school shifts 3-6pm, and one 4-hour shift on the weekend spent at his home in Essex and out in the community. He communicates in a variety of ways, which include speech, pictures and signs. Contact Kimberly Laroche at 652-2122 who is assisting the family with locating support people or email KimberlyL@HowardCenter.org.

Shared Living Providers Needed

This support program creates an opportunity for an individual with disabilities to live with a single person, couple, or family in Chittenden County. Excellent support, training, and tax-free stipend provided. Contact Marisa Hamilton at 865-6173 or email at MarisaH@HowardCenter.org for more information. Four opportunities including the three below: Individual or couple needed for a 19-yr.-young man. Interests include playing video games, movies, beta fish, being in the community, and traveling in his Ford van! Personal care needed. Young man looking to move to Burlington area to be able to access activities and learn living skills. Enjoys classic rock and the outdoors. Highly motivated to move out on his own for the first time, needs facilitation to move to his own apartment one day. Creative young man interested in painting, writing and music, looking for a strong individual or couple to share their home in Chittenden County. Shared Living Provider will be an integral part of this individual’s team, and will receive training specific to providing supports.

Shared Living Providers Developmental Services program seeks a number of homes as shared living providers (developmental homes) for individuals with developmental disabilities who have a variety of support needs. Can be single person, couples or families living in Lamoille County. Income-tax-exempt stipend, agency support and training, and strong team atmosphere. Service goal is a match based on consumer needs to enhance the individual’s pursuit of positive goals, dreams, life ambitions. If this style of support is intriguing, we would like to hear from you. Contact Jackie Rogers at 888-5026.

Home Providers Children’s Mental Health Services is seeking home providers to be Therapeutic Foster Parents for children with emotional and behavioral problems. Must have experience with children, be flexible, good common sense, and willingness to work with a limited number of children at a time. Expected to be an active member of child’s treatment team, attend school meetings, agency treatment team meetings, and work in close partnership with the Case Manager. State licensing is required as well as successful completion of the PRIDE training offered by DCF. If you would be willing to explore this possibility, please contact Carolyn Aronson at 888-4914.

Hourly Respite Workers Seeking workers to contract for up to 20 hours per week per child and work with children who are in therapeutic foster care due to emotional and behavioral issues. Job involves working with children in the community, helping them with social skills building, peer relationship skills, and anger and frustration management skills. Must enjoy outdoor activities like basketball, fishing, hiking, etc. Contact Carolyn Aronson at 888-4914 for more information.

Community Rehabilitation and Treatment Transitional Specialist Full-time position in the CRT program. Transition services for individual with mental illness providing counseling for social skills, DBT, IDDT and assisting the individual in developing a meaningful life in the community. Master’s degree required.

Transitional Support Staff Full-time position providing recovery-based services, community-based treatment and other evidence-based practices to the severely and persistently mentally ill. High School Diploma and minimum one year experience working with severely and persistently mentally ill.

Team Leader Operational Care Worker Full-time position at residential care home involves being a core staff member of the care home working to ensure safety for clients and staff. Assist in maintenance of the care home to meet standards for licensing. Associate’s degree required.

Nurse Full-time nurse for CRT and DS programs-Professional position designed to meet the general and specific needs of individuals with developmental disabilities, substance abuse issues and individuals with mental health needs. Associate’s degree and R.N. licensure required, psychiatric nursing degree and/or Bachelor’s in nursing desired. Three years experience as an R.N. Send cover letter and resume to Human Resources.

Developmental Services Substitute Support Workers – Part-time, as needed to work one-on-one doing community and vocational support with individuals who have developmental disabilities.

Care Worker 32-hour position (includes benefits). Duties include service coordination—personal care, medication administration, client/staff relations and ensuring client safety. Helps maintain home to meet licensing standards. High school diploma and three years experience in residential care with chronically mentally ill required.

Cook Full-time position responsible for planning and preparing balanced meals for 20+ people on a daily basis; ordering of food. Helps maintain home to meet licensing standards. Position is a member of the care home staff and must be able to work effectively as a team member. High school diploma with three years cooking experience required. Unless otherwise specified, interested candidates send resume and cover letter to:

HOWARD COMMUNITY SERVICES A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

102 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply

Human Resources Lamoille County Mental Health Services 275 Brooklyn Street Morrisville, VT 05661 Lamoille County Mental Health is an Equal Opportunity Employer.


34B | march 22-29, 2006 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Dinosaur Daycare

Client Services Coordinator Resolution, Inc., an e-commerce customer care and fulfillment services company, is looking for a high energy and flexible professional to provide high quality support to our Client Services Team. Position specializes in spot buy sales and requires exceptional communication, organizational, and sales skills. Individual will help coordinate and manage media price quotes, sales, manufacturing and delivery, as well as assist with day-to-day responsibilities of fulfillment clients. Must be able to multitask in a fast-paced environment and possess excellent administrative and intercommunication skills. Bachelor’s degree and experience in a customer service field required. Flexibility, time management skills, and ability to work as a team player essential. Resolution offers competitive salary and a full benefit package. Please send cover letter/resume to:

Resolution, Inc., Attn: Director of Client Services 19 Gregory Drive, South Burlington, VT 05403 jobs@resodirect.com. No phone calls, please.

seeking fun-loving, energetic, organized and reliable preschool assistant for our expanding center. Must have education and/or experience.

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The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

SCHOOL BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST Seeking skilled and motivated individuals to develop therapeutic, mentoring relationships with children and youth struggling to find success in school due to academic, socialemotional and behavioral challenges. The position provides behavioral, therapeutic skill building and instructional support services to children in the public school setting. This position requires individuals to be comfortable with the management of aggressive behavior. Full-time, year-round position, annual pay $25,500+ full benefits. Bachelor’s degree required. Resume & 3 references, sent to: MauraS@howardcenter.org or to address below:

The Baird Center 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. Visit our website at www.howardcenter.org for a full listing of open positions.

The Flynn Center for the Performing Arts seeks applicants for two important positions in the Programming Department of northern New England’s premier performing arts center.

PROGRAMMING ADMINISTRATOR The PA assists the Artistic Director in completion and fulfillment of artist contracts, including hotel, transportation, catering and night-of-show responsibilities, and is responsible for contract administration and arrangements associated with the rental of the Flynn Mainstage, Flynn Space, and ancillary Flynn spaces. Other duties include providing administrative support to the Artistic Director and Department. The position requires a highly organized person with excellent communication, business, and computer skills, and the ability to work a flexible schedule. Specific arts experience preferred. A driver’s license with a clean DMV report and car are a requirement. Minimum 3-5 years relevant experience and BA degree or equivalent required.

PROGRAMMING MANAGER FOR OUTREACH & SPECIAL PROJECTS The PM assists the Artistic Director in developing and managing special projects and residencies, collaborations, and ancillary educational activities, including night-of-show responsibilities; prepares and manages programming grants and budgets; maintains community relationships with social service and educational institutions; and participates in regional and national programming networks. Position requires knowledge of the performing arts, strong community connections and commitment, excellent writing skills, strong computer skills, budgeting, grant-writing experience, and the ability to work a flexible schedule. A driver’s license with a clean DMV report and car are a requirement. BA and 5 years relevant experience required. Send cover letter and resume by April 5 to:

Flynn Center for the Performing Arts Human Resources Department 153 Main Street Burlington, Vermont 05401, or email to: dpetrovs@flynncenter.org. No phone calls, please. EOE

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SEVEN DAYS Employment Specialist The Employment and Support Services Team is seeking a self-motivated and energetic person to provide supported employment services to individuals with severe and persistent mental illness. Responsibilities include providing career counseling, vocational assessment, job development, placement and support. Applicant must have the ability and willingness to network with employers and businesses in the community. Strong organizational and communication skills, and the ability to work as a member of a team are required. Experience with the Individualized Placement and Support (IPS) model, and in the Human Services Field. Bachelor’s degree preferred, however an Associate’s degree and/or relevant experience will be considered. Behavior Interventionists – ICAN Team Unique opportunity to work a school schedule with a transitional-aged young man on the autism spectrum. Behavior Interventionist will Implement vocational training, provide individualized academic and diagnosis-related support. Training in LSCI and/or CPI desirable. Interest in mechanics and/or small motor repairs a plus. Ability to transport student is a must. High school diploma and experience working with developmentally disabled individuals is required. Also seeking individuals interested in working with young children (birth-3 years) on the autism spectrum. Successful candidates will have formal education in early childhood development and experience working with young children. Experience and training in autism, the floor time approach, RDI, DTL, and/or ABA desired. The positions are part-time through the school year—though the right people have the potential to grow into full-time. Contracted Community Support Person Looking for a support person to work 20 hours of contracted community support with a gentleman who has challenging behaviors. The ideal person will be able to set boundaries in a community setting. Will also provide support in his seasonal business. Team will provide training and support. For more information contact Gordon @ 524-0574, Ext. 225. Intensive Individual Supports Are you looking for flexibility? If you are interested in being a positive influence in the life of a young man in his early twenties our recovery-oriented mental health program is looking for you! We are seeking creative and dependable individuals to provide this young man with both community and residential supports. Applicant will need to be able to work both independently and as part of a multidisciplinary team. Positions require creative problem solving, advocacy, assisting in developing independent living skills, socialization and community integration in the Franklin County area. Must be able to communicate well and be open to new learning opportunities. Evening, weekend, and overnight shifts are available. Valid driver’s license and good driving record are required.

HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. E.O.E. Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.


employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | march 22-29, 2006 | 7D Classifieds 35B

EMPLOYMENT Junior Product develoPment SPecialiSt TwincrafT is a dynamic, customer-focused company dedicated to creating private label soap products. Our clients include aveda, The Body Shop, Bath & Body works, and Johnson & Johnson. we are seeking a resourceful and energetic individual to join our new Product Development Department. In this position, you will support the creation of packaging designs and concepts for our clients which are both cost effective from a manufacturing standpoint and meet the customersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; requirements, utilizing skills specific to engineering expertise. Responsibilities include pre-sale product development, creating product quotes and specs, working with run rates, general vendor and material sourcing and sales support. Qualified candidates will have an Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree or two to four years of related experience and/or training; or equivalent combination of education and experience. This position requires a high level of technical or mechanical aptitude with strong communication and organizational skills. Solid computer experience required, MS Suite experience required, TOPS (Package Engineering software) and Illustrator a plus. Must be confident to take initiative, work well with internal and external customers and manage a project through completion. This position is located at our headquarters in Winooski, Vermont. We offer an open management environment that is fun and challenging, that allows employees to grow. To apply, please send resume to:

jobs@twincraft.com or fax to (802) 655-3231.

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Cabot Product Manager Oversee the new product development process at Cabot! In conjunction with the New Products Team, bring products from inception to market implementation. Act as the focal point for all product information between all necessary departments for new products and current in-market products. Work to determine which products should be brought to or taken off the market based on customer and margin performance. Travel for various new product, packaging, and customer shows or seminars. Work in close conjunction with the Assistant Product Manager. This job reports to the Sr. V.P. New Product Development and Corporate Logistics. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and a minimum of three years of relevant experience are required. Must have excellent analytical, communication, and diplomatic skills. Strong personal computer skills are required â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Advanced Excel. Proven ability to manage multiple projects and recognize priorities. Cabot offers a competitive starting salary and an excellent benefits package. If interested, send resume and cover letter to:

Human Resources Department Cabot Creamery One Home Farm Way Montpelier, VT 05602 Phone: (802) 229-9361 X2101 EMail: nadams@cabotcheese.com

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4FBTPOBM $BMM $FOUFS 1PTJUJPOT Georgia Elementary Middle School â&#x20AC;˘ Early Education Teacher (0.5 FTE) â&#x20AC;˘ Grade One Classroom (1.0 FTE) â&#x20AC;˘ Kindergarten Paraprofessional (Full-time) â&#x20AC;˘ Paraprofessional (Half-time) To apply, visit www.schoolspring.com or send resumĂŠ, transcript(s), license(s), and 3 letters of reference to:

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36B | march 22-29, 2006 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES of Northern New England

HEALTH CARE ASSOCIATE PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all. Join Planned Parenthood! Seeking 1 – 2 energetic, highly motivated, detail-oriented people, with excellent organizational and communication skills, to provide reception services and support to our health care practitioners in a supportive, fastpaced, patient-centered environment. Part-time openings in our Hyde Park, Waterbury, and Barre Health Centers could be combined into full-time hours for the right candidate – one full-time traveling position also available covering various locations in Northern Vermont. Outstanding customer service skills and ability to handle multiple priorities are a must for all positions. Trained Medical Assistant or Medical Receptionist urged to apply - BA/BS (science/medical field) or medical office experience also considered. Starting salary $11.50 - $12.83 with excellent benefits. Please reply with resume and cover letter by March 29th to:

Human Resources Planned Parenthood of Northern New England 183 Talcott Road, Suite 101 Williston, VT 05495. Or email: hresources@ppnne.org. EOE

RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR Caring, self-directed individual needed to work in a residential setting with adults who are considered to have mental illness and/or substance disorders. Total of 8 hours flexibly split between Saturday and Sunday each week. Send resumes to Elaine Soto at HCHS, 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or email ElaineS@howardcenter.org.

SUBSTITUTE RESIDENTIAL WORKER - ON THE JOB TRAINING If you are responsible and compassionate we need you to work in our residential program with adults who are considered to have mental illness and substance use disorders. Hours are flexible - day, evening, sleep and awake overnights. Students and individuals with some nurse’s aid training are encouraged to apply. Contact Lis Mickenberg at address below.

AWAKE OVERNIGHT RESIDENTIAL COUNSELORS Individuals needed for residential programs for adults who have major mental illness and/or substance use disorders. Excellent benefits. BA/BS in related field required. Familiarity with behavioral treatment plans preferred. Send resumes to address below. FULL-TIME AND PART-TIME POSITIONS AVAILABLE. Lis Mickenberg at HCHS 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or LisM@howardcenter.org. www.howardcenter.org Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

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EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT Home Provider

CVS is seeking a dynamic home provider for an engaging young man who is looking to relocate to the Burlington area. Strong communication and interpersonal skills will be an asset to this situation. Accessible home with first-floor bedroom required; CVS can assist in funding modifications. Generous tax-free stipend and paid vacation. Please contact Al Frugoli: afrugoli@cvsvt.org, ext. 108.

Community Inclusion Facilitators

20+ hours per week, Monday through Friday CVS is seeking dynamic and energetic people to provide inclusion supports to a variety of individuals with developmental disabilities. Work with a team of professionals assisting individuals to reach goals and realize dreams. We are currently offering two, fully benefited positions. Experience in the field of human services is preferred. If you are interested in joining our diverse team, please submit a letter of interest and resume to: Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@cvsvt.org.

Interim Respite Home

Seeking couple to provide interim respite in their home to individuals with developmental disabilities. Must have flexibility to provide scheduled as well as occasional emergent care. Generous compensation, training, handicap alteration to the home, and ongoing supervision provided. Interested parties send letter of interest and/or resume to: Randy Sightler: rsightler@cvsvt.org, ext 117. Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-0511

PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all. Seeking a mission-driven, experienced Executive Assistant for a full-time position as Coordinator of Board and Executive Affairs. Responsible for supporting the CEO and the volunteer Board of Directors (30 members in 3 states) of a large and well-respected reproductive health care organization. Responsibilities cover a variety of administrative tasks including travel planning, minutes, scheduling, and organizing and distributing information. Other responsibilities include tracking and analyzing strategic data, and coordinating projects. Associate’s degree and 2-4 years relevant experience plus excellent written and verbal communication skills and Microsoft Office Suite proficiency required. Ideal candidate can keep “the big picture” in focus while paying scrupulous attention to detail and exercising good judgment and absolute confidentiality over a wide range of information. We provide a competitive salary, supportive work environment, excellent benefits, inspiring contact with volunteers, and the satisfaction of making a difference in lives of women and men in New England. Reply with resume, cover letter, and salary requirements by March 29th to:

PPNNE Attn: Human Resource Mgr. 183 Talcott Rd. Ste 101 Williston, VT 05495 Or email: hresources@ppnne.org EOE.


employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | march 22-29, 2006 | 7D Classifieds 37B

EMPLOYMENT EOE

“There’s No Place Like Home”

DEVELOPMENT, PUBLIC RELATIONS & MARKETING COORDINATOR Addison County Home Health & Hospice is seeking an administrative support professional to work with the Executive Director in the areas of marketing, development and public relations. This new role will assist Board sub-committees in establishing goals and work plans for PR and Development activities. The position will be responsible for the Annual Direct Mail campaign, the United Way campaign, Fair & Field Days and Health Fairs. In addition, Need to place an employment ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 the position ewillmwork Executive a with i l the m i c hDirector e l lto eidentify @ s and e establish v e n new d aways y to s v t . c o m inform the community about the range of services offered by the agency. The position requires strong interpersonal and database management skills and offers the opportunity for professional Need growth. to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown

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Candidates with a Bachelor’s degree in Marketing, Public Relations or Community Relations or who have 3-5 years of relevant experience are encouraged to apply. We offer an outstanding, comprehensive benefit package that includes 31 days of paid time off.

To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

Please apply online at: www.achhh.org. or send your resume to: ACHHH, Attn: Human Resources P.O. Box 754, Middlebury, VT 05753.

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Global Leader In Organic Textiles To Hire Office Manager: Middlebury based Vermont Organic Fiber Co. is looking to fill the position of Office Manager, a key position in a rapidly growing business. The successful candidate will assist in the execution of daily administrative tasks, including: communications with customers and vendors around the world, shipping and receiving, marketing and public relations, cultivating sales opportunities, and general administrative duties. This is a unique opportunity for a team player with strong organizational, communication, and leadership skills. Strong business PC skill(s) are important (MS Word, Excel, Outlook); energy, initiative, attention to detail, and a can-do attitude are essential. This is a chance to be part of a team in a growing company and exciting industry, and for the right candidate an opportunity to grow with the company. Please send cover letter, references and resume to: Vermont Organic Fiber Co., 52 Seymour St., Suite 8 Middlebury, VT 05753, or by email to: info@vtorganicfiber.com www.vtorganicfiber.com

For more information and to apply online check out our website at: www.northwesternmedicalcenter.org or apply to address below.

Northwestern Medical Center, Inc. Human Resources Department 133 Fairfield Street, St. Albans, VT 05478 Fax: 802-524-8424 • Email: nmcjobs@nmcinc.org EOE

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38B | march 22-29, 2006 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

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Central Vermont Substance Abuse Services, Berlin, VT Central Vermont Substance Abuse Services is a nonprofit organization located in Berlin, VT, providing substance abuse services to central Vermont residents. The range of services provided includes outpatient, intensive outpatient intervention, education, prevention and treatment services. We have the following position available: Adolescent Clinician: full-time, MA level position (LADC preferred) for person interested in providing outpatient counseling to adolescents dealing with substance abuse related problems. Individuals who are interested in being part of a dynamic team are encouraged to apply. Flexibility, dependability, strong communication, organizational skills and the ability to be a team player are essential. We offer a competitive salary and an excellent benefit package. If interested, please send resume and letter of interest to:

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ACCOUNTING ASSISTANT Are you a highly motivated team player? If so, then this position might be right for you. Our rapidly growing company is seeking an individual, with strong bookkeeping and computer skills, for a part-time position in our Accounting Department. If you are interested in a challenging career opportunity with growth potential, please send your resume to address below.

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REGISTRATION SPECIALIST

Delaney Meeting & Event Management, the areaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest independent meeting planning organization, is seeking a Registration Specialist to manage registrations and all registration-related functions for over 30 events each year. This person will be responsible for extensive data entry and record keeping of conference registrants; ongoing maintenance of databases, including a web-based online registration system; updating mailing lists and coordination of mailings; creating detailed reports and queries; financial management of registration payments, including processing credit cards; coordination of registration on-site at conferences; and answering phones. Proficiency in Microsoft Access and Excel a must! The qualified candidate must also have excellent customer service skills, be extremely detail-oriented, be flexible with job duties and time, and enjoy a fast-paced work environment. The position begins May 1st, and is full-time, year round. If you are interested in this position, please respond by April 1st by sending your resume, cover letter, and three references to: Meg Boera Delaney Meeting & Event Management One Main St. #36 Winooski, VT 05404 or via email at meg@delaneymeetingevent.com.

Great LNA Opportunities Wake Robin, Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s premier Life Care Retirement Community, is seeking two full-time, 32-hour per week LNAs for our Linden Health Center. We have a day/eve shift and a night shift opportunity, both of which include our very competitive pay and generous evening, night and weekend differentials. Working with our residents is our best benefit, but we also offer up to five weeks paid leave accrual year one, shift & weekend diff, medical, dental, life and disability insurance, immediately vested matched retirement, on-site gym and aquatic center and much more. Must possess or be able to obtain a current VT LNA license and be deeply committed to quality care. For more info or to arrange a tour to see what you are missing, call:

Linda Phypers, Director of Health Services, at (802)264-5150. Or apply at our Community Center, 200 Wake Robin Drive, Shelburne, VT 05482 or fax a resume to HR at (802)264-5146. Timely responses strongly encouraged, our openings donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t last long! EOE.


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AUTOMOTIVE TECHNICIAN The 4x4 Center has an immediate opening for an experienced technician with mechanical & electrical troubleshooting abilities. Benefits include excellent pay, health, paid holiday/vacation. Clean, modern, well-equipped work environment. Overtime available. We stay busy year round. $500 sign-on bonus.

Call 802-865-3440 and leave your name & phone number. We’ll be sure to get back to you.

CALL MIKE, 802-864-8565.

Stewart’s Bakery

Bread Delivery Part-time, morning hours

SeaSonal Gardener aSSiStant do these questions describe you? Do you like working outdoors with your hands? Do you enjoy weeding, mowing, trellising, etc.? Do you like doing things perfectly and seeing your results? Are you a service-oriented person? Do you have work experience working in gardens? Have you been employed doing lawn work? Are you a non-smoker? A team player? If you answer “yes” to the above, we have a tremendous opportunity to provide a range of gardening and landscape maintenance services on an organically managed, historic farm estate in the Shelburne area, starting in April. Personal, employment and financial references required.

Line Cook 1 Work for the best! Vermont’s only Life Care Retirement Community invites you to join our Dining Services team. We have a full-time 40 hour/week opportunity for an entry level Line Cook 1. Our cooks work as a team with training and guidance from our Cook 2’s, Sous Chefs and Head Chef. This position offers a competitive wage, training, potential for advancement and outstanding benefits such as Five weeks paid leave accrual, fully vested retirement, medical, dental, life and disability insurance and more! We’re hiring now and fill our positions quickly! Starting hourly rate $11.35 - $11.92 or more depending on experience.

Apply ASAP at our Community Center, 200 Wake Robin Drive, Shelburne, VT 05482 or fax resume to HR at (802) 264-5146. Want more info? Call Jayne Tozloski, Director of Dining Services at 802-264-5110. EOE

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SOFTWARE CONFIGURATION SPECIALIST BlueCross and BlueSheild of Vermont has an excellent opportunity for person with document imaging systems experience. This position is responsible for configuring and maintaining hardware and software applications related to document imaging systems. Other duties include training end-users, developing and maintaining related training materials, serving as the primary contact for vendors, familiarity with database design and data preparation and developing and publishing simple reports. Qualifications include a two-year college degree or equivalent experience, three years of relevant work experience, one of which demonstrates experience in software and hardware configuration and training experience. Knowledge of Captiva Software, Hyland Software applications, Kidak I-Series scanners and desktop scanners is preferred. Starting salary of $34,000 - $38,000.

Call noW to arrange for an interview: (800) 305-5627.

Wake Up and Smell the Opportunities! Pricing and Program Processor Our Finance Dept. is looking to add to their talented team. This position is responsible for calculating and paying customer/vendor rebates and commissions. This includes searching, calculating and processing all broker commissions on a monthly basis, running queries and calculating customer rebates, processing check requests to Accounts Payable and preparing customer requested rebate reports. Qualified candidates will have a two-year college degree in a related field or 3 - 5 years of experience applying a comprehensive, hands-on knowledge of accounting and billing practices, demonstrated knowledge of Microsoft Office applications with extensive Excel and database management, experience rewriting and using queries in accounting-specific software, ability to develop and prepare relevant sales/marketing reports, strong analytical skills and the ability to propose solutions to problems. This individual will also need to be able to multitask in a fast-paced, high growth work environment with focused attention for detail and handle confidential information appropriately. Please apply by the following: GMCR, HR – Recruitment, 33 Coffee Lane, Waterbury, VT 05676 • FAX to (802) 882-4617 or email jobs@gmcr.com.

GMCR offers a comprehensive compensation and benefit package and FREE COFFEE to all of our employees. EOE. Visit our company website to lean more about our company and see a full listing of our benefits at: www.gmcr.com.

You may submit your resume with salary requirements to:

Email: hrapps@bcbsvt.com or apply online by visiting our website: www.bcbsvt.com. EOE

SUMMER PROGRAM COORDINATOR Vermont Adaptive Ski and Sports is seeking qualified candidate for the position of Summer Program Coordinator. This position is seasonal and begins June 1 and ends early September. Candidate will be responsible for client and volunteer outreach and coordination of programs including sailing, canoeing, kayaking, tandem cycling and indoor rock climbing, special camps and other specialty activities. May include weekends and holidays. Primarily based in Burlington. Qualifications, Education, and Experience: Current CPR/ First Aid, Certified American Canoe Association, or US Sailing Instruction, or experienced sailor. One-year+ experience in direct service with Adaptive/Therapeutic Recreation. Vehicle with towing capacity a plus. Good to outstanding organizational, human relations, computer and administrative skills. Experience in working with individuals who have physical, cognitive, social and or emotional diagnoses. Must have reliable transportation. Interested candidates should send cover letter and resume before April 19 to:

Erin Fernandez, Executive Director Vermont Adaptive Ski and Sports PO Box 139, Killington, VT 05751 or email to director@vermontadaptive.org No phone calls, please. EOE

Manufacturing teaM Are you tired of hearing“Lay-off” &“Business closing"? Well, TWincrAfT is saying “Help wanted, our business is growing!” We are an established company looking for the right people to join our manufacturing team. We have career opportunities on 1st, 2nd and 3rd shifts for motivated and dependable people. Positions include Supervisors, Batch Makers, Quality Leads, Process Technicians and Mechanics. TWincrafT offers excellent benefits including medical, dental, 401(k), vacation, paid sick time, with competitive wages including shift differentials in a fun and friendly work environment. To apply, please stop by today to complete an application! no phone calls. TWincrAfT inc., 2 Tigan Street, Winooski, VT 05404 (in the Highland industrial Park) • (802)655-2200


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biavtinfo@adelphia.net or mail to: PO Box 226, Shelburne, VT 05482.

Dclassifieds.com Our Family Focus Program is an innovative program that is a collaborative effort between Rutland Mental Health Services and Vermont Achievement Center. It provides crisis intervention, short-term family stabilization services and initial triage for all new clients. The following positions are full-time (37.5 hours) and provide competitive salary and benefits m health/dental insurance and 401K. including

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The Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger Statewide member-supported nonprofit is responding to new opportunities. Join an energetic, results-oriented team building sustainable solutions to hunger. DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR – F/T Design and manage all phases of annual development plan including donor cultivation, grant writing, special events, and PR/marketing. Ideal candidate possesses BS w/5 yrs experience and proven track record in fundraising, working with boards and volunteers, and supervising staff. ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT – F/T Provide top-notch front office support including reception, data entry, correspondence, mailings, and purchasing. MS Office proficient, detailoriented, and self-directed with excellent writing, typing & communication skills. FINANCIAL OFFICER – P/T

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FAMILY FOCUS CLINICAL COORDINATOR

We are seeking a dynamic, detail-oriented individual with strong leadership qualities, excellent communication skills and previous clinical supervisory experience to lead an interdisciplinary team of 12-14 staff. Responsibilities include administrative and clinical supervision, budgeting, some direct service serving as a resource for families and the community and participation in larger agency management functions. Must be a team player and demonstrate a commitment to interagency collaboration. Master’s degree and license required. Three to five years supervisory experience preferred.

FAMILY FOCUS CLINICIAN

We are looking for a self-motivated individual who works well with children, families and community professionals. This position provides crisis intervention and short-term stabilization services for children with emotional, behavioral or substance abuse issues. The ability to work under pressure and maintain a positive attitude in a constantly changing atmosphere is essential to this position. This individual should possess strong communication skills and comfort with home and community-based work. Master’s degree required.

Service Writer Recreational Vehicle Enthusiasts! Spherion Staffing and Recruiting in South Burlington is recruiting a Service Writer to work in busy recreational vehicle service dept. for our client in Essex Jct. Position involves assisting customers, scheduling repairs and technicians, ordering parts and writing work orders. Must have outstanding customer service skills w/at least 3 yrs exp., computer skills and mechanical abilities. Recreational vehicle enthusiasts encouraged to apply! Please call for details.

Please send resume to:

Rutland Mental Health Services Human Resources, EOE PO Box 222 Rutland, VT 05702.

HEALTH SUPERVISOR Qualifications: RN/LPN licensure, or EMT. Experience as a school nurse, a plus. Responsible for maintaining campers’ health records, administering medications to campers and staff, and oversee the camp Health Center. Seasonal salary $2000 $3500 based on experience/skills. Room, board and training provided.

WATERFRONT STAFF Certification in Lifeguarding and/or Water Safety Instructor. Boating certification a plus. Assist with waterfront/boating programs. Lifeguarding on medium-sized lake. Some group responsibilities. Salary range is $1500 - $2000 based on skills/experience. Room, board and training provided.

CAMP COUNSELOR

Perform all financial duties including bookkeeping, budget development, nonprofit fund accounting, financial and grant reporting, and benefits administration. Minimum 5 yrs accounting experience, Quick-Books & Excel proficient. Flexible hours, up to 25 hrs/wk.

Working directly with campers in an all girls camp. Outdoor skills preferred. Teach and guide campers in planning and implementing program activities. Salary is $1000 - $1800 depending on skills/experience. Room, board and training provided.

Submit resume by 03/31/06 to:

Girl Scout Council of Vermont Attn: Wendy Shea, Resident Director

Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 (or email belliott@vtnohunger.org)

The Brain Injury Association of Vermont is looking for an Executive Director to coordinate prevention, advocacy, support, information, referral and fundraising for the thousands of Vermonters living with brain injury. The challenges are great and the pay is limited, but the opportunity to change lives is enormous. Unique opportunity for a former executive with financial, communication and organizational skills to engage in meaningful, highprofile part-time employment, with the potential for increased time and compensation as the organization grows. Send resumes to:

79 Allen Martin Drive Essex Junction, VT 05452 or email: WShea@girlscoutsvt.org

802-864-5900 Apply online at: www.spherioncareers.com Enter code 100458085

Northeastern Family Institute

Bringing Vermont Children, Families & Communities Together

COUNSELORS Seeking counselors to work at our Residential programs. Work with a talented team in a fast-paced environment. Experience working with children with emotional and behavioral challenges desired. Responsibilities include counseling youth, ADL (activity, daily learning), hygiene & living skills, and assist in treatment and discharge planning. This is a full-time position WITH BENEFITS. Come join the creative, dynamic team at NFI!

COMMUNITY SKILLS WORKER St. Albans Community Alternatives Program is looking for a new member to join our talented team of mental health professionals. This person would be a great communicator, have a lot of desire to help kids, and be a respectful, stable and resourceful component of our therapeutic team. Responsibilities include doing one-on-one and group activities with youth both in the community and their homes. They would be active members of the treatment teams and supportive to clients, foster and biological parents, and the other clinical professionals. Must be able to work a flexible schedule including evenings, work from a strength-based approach, and be able to set limits. Previous work with children with emotional/behavioral challenges required. Bachelor’s degree in related field preferred. If you are interested in either of these positions, please submit cover letter with source of ad to: CaseyCrabb@nafi.com Fax: 802-658-0216 NFI Vermont, 30 Airport Rd., So. Burlington, VT 05403


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EMPLOYMENT PRE-K • KINDERGARTEN • ELEMENTARY • AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS

Outpatient Mental Health & Substance Abuse Counselor

Warehouse/Delivery Driver

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Community Support Worker to carry out grant activities under a smoking cessation grant. One-year position based on annual renewal of grant funding (July 1 to June 30). Duties include smoking cessation case management, assessment, individual and group interventions, computerized data management, with other work assignments noted in the grant. The successful applicant would complete this year’s program and, upon grant renewal, would hold the position into the next year of funding. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in clinical field; Master’s degree in a clinical field preferred. Knowledge of and treatment experience with severe and persistent mental illness and some understanding of smoking cessation. Application deadline: April 1, 2006 Start date: MUST start by May 15, 2006 Letter and resume only to:

Maintenance / Engineering Restaurant & Banquet Servers Restaurant & Banquet Bartenders Restaurant Busser Restaurant Host Banquet Set-up We offer a competitive benefits package including medical, dental, life and 401k. Please apply in person at the front desk at: Doubletree Hotel Burlington/Trader Duke’s Restaurant 1117 Williston Rd., So. Burlington, VT 05403

A.R. Quintiliani, Ph.D. The Howard Center 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

BOOKKEEPER Heron Dance Press, publisher of books related to nature, art and the human search for meaning, is seeking a full-time Assistant Bookeeper. Applicants should be detail oriented, technologically proficient, flexible, and capable of working well as part of a team or alone with little direction. The ideal candidate enjoys the challenge of a dynamic and ever-evolving work environment. To learn more about this position and how to apply visit: www.herondance.org/job.html Salary: DOE No phones calls Or drop-ins please

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Synergy Software Technologies is a rapidly growing software company located in Essex Junction, VT. We are seeking individuals to join our highly successful and motivated team of technical professionals. Our firm has been in business since 1992, and is currently a national leader in software for human services and eldercare organizations, with over 5000 installations nation wide. We offer highly competitive wages and a comprehensive benefits package coupled with a relaxed environment that encourages innovation and teamwork. Come grow with us!

Software Engineers Our development team is in need of additional talent to meet the strong demand for additional function and innovations in our products. We seek developers experienced in Visual Basic, .Net, SQL Server and Crystal Reports. A 4-year degree in Computer Science and 3-5 years of development experience is preferred.

Customer Service Reps Due to rapid expansion of our customer base, we are in need of Customer Service Representatives. The ideal Synergy CSR has excellent MS Windows skills, and a love of working with people to help them through challenges. Excellent communication, organizational and presentation skills are a must. We view customer service as the most important aspect of our offerings, and pride ourselves in the quality of our support team. Some travel is required for providing on-site training to customers.

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Director of Development Lake Champlain Maritime Museum seeks highly motivated, creative team player for Director of Development. Work with Executive Director, Board of Directors and Senior Management Team to increase financial support for innovative programs, events, publications, and exhibits in lake history and nautical archaeology. Experience with major donor recruitment, grant writing, and sponsorships. Full job description available on request. Contact:

Adam Kane, LCMM 4472 Basin Harbor Road Vergennes, VT 05491. Phone: (802) 475-2022, ext. 116. Emai:l adamk@lcmm.org.

Stonemason & Gardener Full-time seasonal: Growing company needs two more experienced workers for garden maintenance, landscape construction and stonework crews.

Church Hill Landscapes, Nate Carr: 425-5222

Publicist/Editorial Assistant The ideal candidate will be a proficient writer/editor with the responsibility of communicating the organizationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s goals as they relate to the overall marketing effort. Having at least an Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in communications or at least one year of experience with a like organization or publication is desired. Equine experience is a plus. Company benefits include 100% medical, two-weeks vacation to start, and 401k plan after one year of employment. Solid and stable work environment. Please apply by email to: fredb@morganhorse.com or mail Fred Braden AMHA, 122 Bostwick Rd., Shelburne, VT 05482. No phone calls, please.

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Marketing and Development Assistant King Street Youth Center seeks a motivated, self-starter to coordinate, create and manage a variety of publications, collateral materials, flyers, seasonal newsletters and various other documents in collaboration with Development Director. Familiarity with desktop publishing software, Word, Excel and ability to maintain/update the Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s website. Will also manage various administrative tasks, including payables, phones and general maintenance issues, as well as assist with special events. Ability to multitask in a busy, fun setting and a sense of humor a must! Send resume, 3 references and cover letter to:

KSYC, att: Nina Mazuzan PO BOX 1615 Burlington, Vermont 05402

DRÂŽ Power Equipment, manufacturer and marketer of the DRÂŽ and NEUTONÂŽ brands of power equipment, is looking for a customer-oriented SALES PROFESSIONAL to assist in our inbound call center in Vergennes. The ideal candidate enjoys selling, is a results-oriented professional, and is comfortable working on a computer. This job offers $12 base starting pay, plus commissions, performance-based bonuses, paid holidays, paid sick time, profit sharing, and a friendly work environment (yes, we have fun at our jobs!). This is a seasonal position. Two weeks paid training is included. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss out on this great opportunity! Please apply in person at our Factory Store on Meigs Road in Vergennes, or send, email or fax your resume and letter of interest to: DRÂŽ POWER EQUIPMENT PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD325, Vergennes, VT 05491 Fax 802-877-1229 â&#x20AC;˘ Job Hotline 802-877-1235 jobs@DRpower.com DRÂŽ Power Equipment is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES COMMUNITY SUPPORT CLINICIAN:

Full-time position available to support persons with psychiatric disabilities in Chittenden County. Work as part of a multidisciplinary team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, resource development, case management, counseling and crisis support. Direct services to clients, families and the community. BA or Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in human services field and experience with persons with serious and persistent mental disorders preferred. This is not an entry-level position. SEE HCHS WEBSITE FOR DETAILS: http://www.howardcenter.org/Jobs Please submit resumes to: Thomas Paquette, LICSW Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

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MASSAGE THERAPIST/ CHIROPRACTIC ASSISTANT Massage Therapist/Chiropractic Assistant who would be enthusiastic about the growth and development of a new chiropractic office in Essex. Must be a dedicated, organized, efficient and dependable individual capable of performing massage, taking patient histories, and giving precise instructions. Massage experience preferable but willing to train. Please call (802) 578-2588 or send your resume to: chittendenchiro@yahoo.com.

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Director of Marketing and Client Services Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest provider of non-medical services and home care for seniors seeks an individual that has excellent relationship-building skills. This motivated self-starter will build and maintain relationships with referral providers in our local market. In addition, the position involves managing quality assurance with extensive one-on-one interaction with our clients and families. This individual will also institute all aspects of our initial service set-up. This candidate will possess superior communication skills and a winning attitude. Position offers a competitive salary plus incentive pay. Please send resume and cover letter to: Patrice.Thabault@homeinstead.com. Please, no phone calls.


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Entry-level Graphic Designer PinCrafters, a custom lapel pin design and manufacturing company, is seeking a part-time (20-30 hours) entry-level graphic designer. This is a seasonal position that would start immediately and finish at the end of August with possibility of longer employment. Applicant must be proficient in Adobe Illustrator and work well in a fast-paced environment. Please email resumĂŠ, cover letter and any samples in original file format to Steve Grimm at steveg@pincrafters.com or mail to:

PinCrafters, Attn: Steve Grimm, 45 Kilburn Street, Burlington, VT 05401

Armistead Caregiver Services is looking for friendly, dependable people to help our elderly clients in Chittenden County. Our services include companionship, bathing and personal care, as well as light housekeeping, meal preparation, errands and more. We offer great pay, a flexible schedule and training. Some weekends are required.

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Full-time position. Provide supported employment services to adults recovering from mental illness by assisting them in obtaining and maintaining employment that is consistent with their employment/educational goals. Conducts job development and job search activities directed toward positions that are individualized to the interests and uniqueness of the client following the principles and practices of evidencebased supported employment. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in Human Services, a valid Vermont driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license, and knowledge of community resources required. SEE HCHS WEBSITE FOR DETAILS: http://www.howardcenter.org/Jobs Please submit resumes to: Marlene Williamson Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Ave; Burlington, VT 05401 MarleneW@HowardCenter.org Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

NOW HIRING Cashiers, Servers. Fun and friendly working environment with great live music and a flexible schedule.

188 Main St. Burlington

NO CALLS

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START HEALTH SERVICES COORDINATOR

Responsible for development and management of child and family health services systems. Qualifications: Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in public health, nursing, health education, nutrition, maternal and child health, health administration or related field, plus 5 to 7 years of relevant work experience. 40 hrs/wk, full year. Annual salary $39,200. Send resume, cover letter, and 3 work references to: pbehrman@cvoeo.org. For more details: www.cvoeo.org.


employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | march 22-29, 2006 | 7D Classifieds 45B

EMPLOYMENT

ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT Malletts Bay School SVD8689 Interim Principal

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU

SVD5603 Sub Food Services Workers South Burlington High School SVD8500 Asst V. Girls Lacrosse Coach SVD8945 Behavior Interventionist – LT Sub F H Tuttle Middle School SVD8551 Speech/Lang LT Sub Chamberlin School SVD8960 Para Level I

St. Albans Town School SVD8875 Facil Mgr/Special Asst to Principal B.F.A. St. Albans SVD8814 Assistant Principal

ADDISON CENTRAL SU

SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT

SVD8692 Dir of St Support Svcs Gr. 9-12 SVD8543 Exec Dir of Operations/CFO

SVD2980 Sub Teachers & Assts - ANESU Mt. Abraham Union High School SVD8906 Edal Technologist SVD8915 Fam/Consumer Sciences Tchr SVD8918 Tech Ed Teacher Lincoln Community School SVD8887 Grade 2 Teacher

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU

Springfield High School SVD8914 Principal

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU

SVD8946 Elementary Principal SVD8907 Elementary Principal

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU

SVD8888 CY Prevent Coalition— Admin. Dir (.60FTE) SVD8890 CY Prevent Coalition— Public Outreach Dir

TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS SVD8658 Custodians — 2nd shift Edmunds Middle School SVD8384 Softball Coach Essential Early Ed SVD8805 Paraeducator Hunt Middle School SVD8799 Music Teacher, 06/07 SVD8626 Track and Field Coach Lawrence Barnes SVD8839 Paraeducator SVD8895 Paraeducator

COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT SVD7333 Instr Assistant/Tutor Colchester Middle School SVD8902 French/Spanish Teacher SVD8856 Music Teacher Colchester High School SVD8953 French Teacher SVD8951 SPED Teacher SVD8903 SPED Teacher -Alt Prog Malletts Bay School SVD8855 Music Teacher

SOUTH BURLINGTON SD

SVD8552 Para-Level II - Autism Interv

Salisbury Community School SVD8941 Intermediate Literacy & Math Tchr

ADDISON NORTHEAST SU

Fairfield Center School SVD8680 Antic Teacher of the Deaf SVD8703 Para 5th Grade St. Albans City School SVD8510 Reading Interventionist LTS 2/1/06 - 6/20/06 St. Albans Town School SVD8651 MS Language Arts SVD8650 MS Social Studies SVD8656 Technology Specialist B.F.A. St. Albans SVD8942 Art Teacher (.5 FTE) SVD8944 IT Technician SVD8652 Math Teacher SVD8813 Para-Educators SVD8943 Phys Ed Teacher (.5 FTE) SVD6738 Sub Tchr for Early Child Progs

FRANKLIN WEST SU

Bellows Free Academy Fairfax SVD8893 Antic Grade 5 Teacher SVD8892 Antic SLP Early Ed. SVD8662 HS French Teacher SVD8661 HS Social Studies Teacher SVD8894 K-5 Behavior Specialist SVD8512 Pre K-12 School Librarian SVD4782 Sub Teacher SVD8816 World Culture Class – LT sub

SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT Springfield High School SVD8808 JV Girls Tennis Asst Coach Riverside Middle School SVD8809 8th Gr MS Boys Baseball Head Coach River Valley Technical Center SVD7681 Adult Ed Instructors SVD8802 Guid Couns/Special Educator Gateway School SVD8496 Special Ed Certified Teacher

CHITTENDEN EAST SU

Jericho Elementary School SVD8700 Guid Couns Mt. Mansfield Union High School SVD8482 LT Sub - Science and Math

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU

SVD5360 Sub Positions Essex High School SVD8718 Administrative Secretary I SVD8710 Driver Ed Teacher SVD8712 Spanish Teacher SVD8704 SPED - Behavior Specialist SVD8707 Speech Language Path SVD8726 St Assist Couns/Prevention Coord. Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School SVD8694 Math Teacher SVD8698 Phys Ed Teacher SVD8696 Science Teacher SVD8695 Social Studies Teacher SVD8705 SPED - Behavior Specialist Summit Street Elementary School SVD8687 Grade 3 Teacher SVD8690 School Counselor Hiawatha Elementary School SVD8715 Grade 2 & 3 Teachers SVD8714 Reading Specialist Center for Technology, Essex SVD8717 Business Academy Teacher SVD8586 Comp Systems Tech Class Teaching Assist SVD8716 Dental Assisting Instructor Essex Junction Recreation and Parks SVD8275 After-School Child Care Staff

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU

Williston School District SVD8908 Paraeducators Hinesburg Community School SVD8501 January 2006 Paras Shelburne Community School SVD8555 Information Technology Tech Champlain Valley Union High School SVD8554 ASL Team Interpreter SVD8579 Intens Needs ParaImmed Opening SVD8854 Teaching Asst/Paraeducator SVD8877 School Psychologist

RUTLAND CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS SVD8575 Cert Occupat Therapy Asst SVD8576 Paraeducator Rutland High School SVD8779 Art SVD8777 Driver Ed SVD8778 English SVD8771 Guid Counselor SVD8773 Math SVD8776 Science SVD8774 Special Ed SVD8785 SPED – Intens Needs Position RUTLAND MIDDLE/HIGH SCHOOL SVD8574 Speech/Language Path.


46B | march 22-29, 2006 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Experienced servers and weekly dishwasher needed at the Old Brick Cafe in Williston village. Call for more details: 802-872-9599

,OOKING &OR -EANINGFUL 7ORK #ONSIDER A CAREER AT 2E#YCLE .ORTH Now hiring for a variety of permanent & seasonal full- and part-time positions in the following areas:

(OUSEHOLD 'OODS 3TORE "UILDING -ATERIALS #ENTER $ECONSTRUCTION #REW PLUS OTHER ANTICIPATED OPENINGS Equal opportunity employer. Women & minorities encouraged to apply.

LESS WASTE MORE OPPORTUNITY

For an application or more info, please visit www.recyclenorth.org

For more information, please contact Basin Harbor Club Human Resources at: 4800 Basin Harbor Road Vergennes, VT 05491 rachel@basinharbor.com 802-475-7846 802-475-6547 (fax) Basin Harbor Club is an equal opportunity employer.

ESSEX PARKS & RECREATION DEPARTMENT The Benefits are Endless... The Essex Parks & Recreation Department is accepting applications for summer employment for the following positions:

Pool/Camp Custodian Indian Brook Park Attendants Assistant Swim Coach Camp Counselors Park Maintenance Lifeguards Applications and job descriptions are available on the Townâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s website: www.essex.org or at the Parks & Recreation Office: 81 Main Street, Essex Junction. For more information call: 878-1342. Position will remain open until filled. E.O.E.

802-453-2432.

Bringing Vermont Children, Families & Communities Together

Cornerstone School Northeastern Family Institute, a private, nonprofit mental health organization, has an opening for their day treatment school in St. Johnsbury. INSTRUCTIONAL ASSISTANT Innovative and motivated individual to work in a one-to-one situation with a middle school student within a day treatment setting. Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree required. Please send letter of interest with resume to: Education Director, Cornerstone School 510 Portland Street, St. Johnsbury, VT 05819. Closing date: Until position is filled. EOE.

Smirkus is auditioning for the following positions.

Head Gardener

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for high quality, Vermont freshfrom-scratch restaurant. Detailoriented, recipe-driven, experience preferred but not necessary. Night closing position. Call Chef Doug Mack for an interview at:

Northeastern Family Institute

Want to run away and join the circus?

Seeking seasonal position to oversee and maintain our perennial and annual gardens. Position is needed from April to mid-November and is involved in the pre-and post-season care of the gardens. Experience required.

Line Cook

CAMP DIRECTOR: Manage a camp staff to coordinate kid clowns, inspire aspiring aerialists and tighten our tight wires.

TOUR GENERAL MANAGER:

We need someone who can keep the show on the road. Manage a menagerie, balance budgets and juggle priorities.

TOUR HEAD COOK: We need a kitchen captain who can keep our troops belly-laughing instead of belly-aching. us Circ kus r Smi ont's G rm N is Ve -WINNI AL RD ON AWAERNATI CUS, INT TH CIR n the YOU tured o nel! n a as fe ney Cha Dis

smirkus.org

Please visit www.smirkus.org for job descriptions and to complete a job application or call to have one mailed to you and to get more information.

1-800-532-7443

Community organizer Position Vermont Interfaith Action is hiring a Community Organizer with a passion for social justice and a commitment to developing low and moderate-income grassroots leadership to shape public policy. The Community Organizer is responsible for training congregation and neighborhood leaders to effectively organize and improve conditions in their neighborhoods. Full-time; some nights and weekend work required. The top candidates will be asked to demonstrate skills and commitment through an intensive screening process. For a full job description see http://www.viavt.org. Please send resume and cover letter by April 1 to: Via organizer search 152 Pearl st., Burlington, Vt 05401. no calls, please.

We Need Help! IF you have knowledge of / or experience in: â&#x20AC;˘ Building Materials â&#x20AC;˘ Warehousing â&#x20AC;˘ Sales â&#x20AC;˘ Delivery Vehicle Operation Position Available NOW! We have positions available in Burlington and Williston. Call 863-3428 or stop by our locations for an application.

WAREHOUSE ASSISTANT Stock, distribute, and oversee warehouse inventory by assisting the Warehouse Coordinator. Maintain inventory and donation records of warehouse sites. Assist in the coordination of pick-ups and delivery of donations. Train and oversee volunteers when necessary. Supervisory experience preferable. Two years warehouse experience a must. Clean and valid Vermont driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license. Must be able to drive standard dock high truck. Lift 50lbs or more repeatedly. Starting wage: $12.60 hour Hours: 30 per weekâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; plus benefits Letter of interest, resume, and 3 references to:

Attn: WANDA HINES; Director, The Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf, 228 N. Winooski Ave. Burl., VT 05401, by April 8, 2006. Members of minority and diverse cultural groups are encouraged to apply. EOE

Director of Admissions WOODBURY COLLEGE, a progressive adult education institution, is seeking a Director of Admissions responsible for managing and conducting all aspects of publications, promotions, recruitment, and enrollment. The ideal candidate will have marketing ability, skills in market strategy and research, knowledge of web, radio, newspaper, television, direct mailing, and other media outlet opportunities; a professional communicator who knows how to get the word out and build excitement; and who can manage a budget and supervise coworkers in a supportive and collaborative workplace. Email resume and cover letter to:

freyac@woodbury-college.edu. Or call for more info: 802-229-0516, X271.


employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | march 22-29, 2006 | 7D Classifieds 47B

EMPLOYMENT Wine Works is looking for

BAKER WANTED

servers and bartenders

in the Wine Bar. Experience preferred.

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PT CAKE DECORATOR/ BAKER Needed for our busy Shelburne bakery. Please stop by our store on Route 7 for an application or call 985-2000 for more information.

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LANDSCAPE PERSONNEL Landscape, Gardeners and Landscape Construction personnel wanted. Experience preferred. Own transportation required. Positions available in Burlington and Lincoln.

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Melissa.shahady@wineworks.net. No phone calls, please. 135 St. Paul St., Burlington, VT 05401

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A flexible schedule is a must. Weekends are required. Please apply in person at:

Please complete an application, drop off a resume after 4:30 p.m., Monday through Saturday in the bar or email it to:

VICTIM COMPENSATION CLAIMS SPECIALIST VT CENTER FOR CRIME VICTIM SERVICES Seeking detail-oriented individual with strong victim service skills for Victim Compensation Program.Responsible for claims processing. Computer and data-entry experience necessary.Full-time position, competitive salary and benefits package.This is not a state position. E.O.E. Send resume and cover letter by 4/04/06 to: Attn: Office Manager Vermont Center for Crime Victim Services 58 South Main St., Suite 1 Waterbury, VT 05676

The 4x4 Center is looking for a flatbed and equipment operator who will also perform busy repair shop support duties. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll help you fill all that free time.

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