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Vermont Business Leaders Support the Freedom to Marry Chris E. Adams, Co-Owner, Dynamic Energy Therapy Benjamin Adler, Owner, The Skinny Pancake Ted Adler Jan Albers Robert H. Alberts Andrew Allen, Co-Owner, Vermont Design Works Betsy Allen-Pennebaker, Co-Owner, Vermont Design Works Paley Anderson Denise Arduca, Hairstylist, Avanti Salon Dr. Brad Armstrong Portia Arthur Laurel Austin, Cosmetologist, Avanti Salon Margo Baldwin, President & Publisher, Chelsea Green Publishing Sheri Bedard Bannister, President, Spin Creative, Inc Thomas B. Barnes, President, Timberholm Inn Patricia A. Barnett, Owner, Manchester View Christine A. Barney, MD, LLC Matthew Bartle Kathy Baum Heather Bauman, Owner, Viva Espresso Donna Belcher William Belongia Claire Benedict, Owner, Bear Pond Books Rose Mary Benedict, Stylist, Avanti Salon Karen Bennett, Owner, Bennett’s 1815 House & The Seedhouse Café Peter Bennett, Owner, Bennett’s 1815 House & The Seedhouse Café Roberta Bennett Lauren Gail Berrizbeitia Louise Bianchi, President, Sweeney Todds Leora E. Black, Owner, Counseling Connection, PLC David Blittersdorf Tamara Boise, Vice President/Owner, Cyclewise Inc. Bob Borella Ernie Borsellino, Owner, The Hub Pizzeria Benjamin Bosher, Jr. Thomas G. Boswell Kevin Bowie Marilyn Brandmer, Shepherdess, Nickwauket Mtn. Sheep Farm Breakaway Farm David Brown Geoffrey S. Brown, President, Williams River House Inc. Patrick Brown, President, Brown Computer Solutions, Inc. Kathleen Bruns, Owner, Zoe’s Kaleidoscope Michael L. Burak Greg Burkland Barbara Burmeister, Owner, Forget-Me-Not Thomas Cain, Co-Owner, Against the Grain Gourmet Victor C. Callirgos, President, One Iron, Inc. Dr. Nicholas Cannon Pierre Capy, President & Owner, Mocha Joe’s Roasting Company Michele Carson David C. Carter, Attorney, David C. Carter P.C. Marina Carter, Owner, Marina Carter Christopher Cartwright Mike G. Castillo Cedarwood Chiropractic David G. Chase, Owner, The Right Rear Fender Tina Christensen, Owner, Scuola Group Jason Clark, Owner, JDC’s Just Delicious Catering Robert J. Cocker, General Manager, Pasta Bar and Grill at the Rusty Nail Timothy Collins, Chef/Owner, The Skinny Pancake Joanna Colwell, Director, Otter Creek Yoga Concept2 Carolyn Conner, Owner/Director, Copper Crane Yoga Jeffrey Connor, Owner, Grunberg Haus Bed and Breakfast and Cabins Geoffrey A. Conrad, Innkeeper/Owner, Heart of the Village Inn Betsy Cook Cindy Cook Sherry Corbin, Chief Operating Officer, Phoenix Wire, Inc. Gregory J. Cox, Owner, Boardman Hill Farm Rachel Lee Cummings Liz Curry Robert Davis, Owner, Acupuncture Vermont Rebecca Davison, Co-Owner, RavenMark Benjamin W. Deppman Michael DeSanto, Owner, Phoenix Books Stephen DeVoe Dimensions In Healing David M. Dion, Principal Broker, David M. Dion Real Estate

The people of Vermont have long aspired to live together under fair laws that recognize our equality and common humanity. As business leaders, we support the freedom to marry in Vermont. We understand that strong businesses thrive in strong communities. We know that our ability to recruit the most talented employees depends on our ability to attract them to a state with fair and inclusive laws. And we understand that Vermont’s national leadership in civil rights is an important part of who we are as a state. Because marriage is a basic human right and an individual choice, we support full civil marriage for same-sex couples.

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Carol-Lee Lane Matthew Lash, Development Director, International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Local 300 Deborah Lashman Liz Lavalley, Owner, The Reluctant Panther Susan K. Lawrence, Owner, Phoenix Rising Wendy Leffel, MD, Essential Wellness LLC Katy Lesser Ronald W. Lewis Jim Leyton, Chairman, Eastern Systems Group Peter Lind Julie Lineberger, Board Chair, Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility Steve Lipman, Assistant General Manager, Anchorage Inn Joe Little, President, Park Place Financial Advisors, LLC Long Trail PT Glenn Lower Rod MacIver Michele Macksoud Rich Maggiani Paul Mahan, Owner, Garden Art LLC Mapled Nut Company Erica R. Marks, Power of Intention Coach, Reach the Mark Training Alice Martell, Owner, L & A Market Amy Mason, Co-Owner, Image Mason Design Michael Maston Don Mayer Andrew McCabe, President, Vergennes Wine & Beverage Robin McDermott Duncan McDougall Elizabeth McEnaney Susan McMillan, DVM, Owner, Vet To Pet Mobile Veterinary Service/ Old North End Veterinary Clinic Sharon Mcnair Patricia G. McWilliams, Owner, Hermit Hill Books Kristen Menow, Owner, Lily Pad Properties Marcia S Merrill, CPA, Owner, Montgomery & Merrill, PC Sharon Merritt Merritt & Merritt & Moulton Meyers and Munafo, LLC Suzanna Miller, Co-Owner, Vermont Cookie Love Paul Millman, President, Chroma Technology Linda Mirable, Co-Owner, RavenMark Sophia Miskel, Owner, Governor’s Rock Motel Colleen L Montgomery, CPA, Owner, Montgomery & Merrill, PC Carol Moore Yves Morrissette, Owner, Vermont Kingdom Coffee Roasters Jenne Morton Melinda Moulton, CEO, Main Street Landing Christine Murphy, Owner, Jim Murphy Property & Home Inspection & Consulting Jim Murphy, Owner, Jim Murphy Property & Home Inspection & Consulting Brenda Narucki, Owner, Fountain of Dreams, LLC Sharon C. Niquette, Co-Owner Manager & Floral Designer, Buds & Roses Lawrence Nowlan, Owner, LJN Sculpture Opaque Design & Print Production Dr. Michael Palmer, President, Ethics By Design Patricia Palumbo, Owner, The Logical Choice Will Patten Patty Paul, Co-Manager, Sweet Charity Jason Pelletier, Partner, Found Line Barbara Pelton Lisa Pezzulich Pie in the Sky Stephen Pitmon, Owner, Alpine Family Dentistry Penny Ploof Policy Integrity Sandy Post Nancy Potak Erin Preston, Practice Manager, Onion River Animal Hospital Kristin Propp Louis Propp Kate Purdie, Director/Editor, Ames Hill Film and Video Productions Sheryl Rapee-Adams, Co-Owner, Dynamic Energy Therapy Glenn Ravdin Andrew L. Rector Andy Reichsman, Owner, Ames Hill Film and Video Productions Stephen D. Reid Reincarnation Upscale Resale & Fabulous Finds Renee S. Reiner, Owner, Phoenix Books Paul Richardson Lawrence Richichi, Business Owner, The Belding House

Jaquelyn Rieke, Owner, Nutty Steph’s Granola and Chocolate Factory David Robbins, Proprietor, Upstairs Antiques Becky Roberts, Owner, Vet To Pet Mobile Veterinary Service/Old North End Veterinary Clinic Steve Roberts, CoolMindWarmHeart.com Jeanne Rogow Ana Rosales Jackie Rose James Rossiter Nora J. Rubinstein Joseph J. Russo, Jr., President, Green Mt. Maple Sugar Refining Co. Allyson Ryan, Avanti Salon Beth Ryan, Co-Owner, Bebop Baby Shop William N. Ryerson, President, Population Media Center Beth Sachs, Executive Director, Vermont Energy Investment Corp. (VEIC) Mary Jean Sadlak Carolyn Sailer, Owner, Sea Sails Inc./The Moonshine Inn & Chirstophe Chef Services July Sanders, Owner, Magnolia Bistro Barbara Saunders Carol Scafuro Michael Schaal George R. Schenk, Jr., Founder, CEO, American Flatbread Co. Matthew Schlein Randolph Schmidt, Owner, The Vermont Bird Place & Sky Watch Bill Schubart Kate Schubart Nancy Schulz, Vermont Bicycle & Pedestrian Coalition Serenity Motel Janice Shade Kirk Shamberger Robert F. Shannon Dean A. Silloway, President, Silloway Networks Arlene M. Silva Malcolm (Skip) Smith Stan Smith Scott D. Smith, M.D. Southern Vermont Photography Sue Spitzner, Owner, Toot Sweet Bakery Peter Stearns, Owner, The Quail Hollow Inn, LLP Frank Stewart, Owner, Richmond Victorian Inn Joyce Stewart, Owner, Richmond Victorian Inn Suzanne Stofflet, President, Samara Foundation of Vermont Michael Swaidner Sue Sweeney Stephen Taylor, Co-Owner, Newfane Woods Guest Suite Stephanie Teleen, Owner, Jakfish Diane Tetrault Daniel M. Thomas Clifton Thompson, Business Owner, The Belding House George Timko B. Ann Tipledy, CEO, Red Houses Farm, Inc. Dawn M. Touzin Elroy Towle, Jr., Partner, Butternut Pond Arts Alice Trageser Chris Triebert, Owner, Rock River Editions, Design & Photography Greg K. Trulson, Innkeeper, Moose Meadow Lodge Carol M. Tunney Wayne Turiansky, President, Amalgamated Culture Works Sheila Tymon, Innkeeper, Thistledown Inn B&B Kate Van Wagner, Co-Owner, Bebop Baby Shop Lynn Vera Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility Vermont Earth Institute Vermont Tech Guy Francis Voigt Andy Vota Diane Depalma Vullo, Vermont Wholesome Foods Judy Walke, Collaboration & Planning Consultant, Todd Walker John Wall John Wallace David Warner Andrew Weill, Owner, Manchester Hot Glass Judy Werner, President, JW Publishing Amie J. Whitcomb Sara White, Executive Director, Spay ASAP, Inc. Fred Wilber, Owner, Buch Spieler Music John Williams, Owner, The Vermont Bird Place & Sky Watch Jerelyn Wilson Jeff Wolfe, CEO, groSolar Michael Wood-Lewis Christa Wurm Carole S. Younkman, Co-Owner, Stony Brook Farm

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<contents> march 18-25, 2009 vol.14 no.30

news 12A 12A 13A

12a Competing for Federal Contracts, Locals Don’t Always Win Church Street Opps: Despite the Economy, Local Retailers Rally Muslim Women Take the YMCA Plunge

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14a All in the Family: Three Generationa of Blachlys Bring Theater to Small-Town Vermont Been to a Show Lately? The Flynn Wants to Hear About It Tuttle Middle Schoolers Win National Honors With Video World-Traveling Brit Directs Play in White River Junction

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Leas on Life acTivisM

Patent lawyer, inventor and activist Jimmy Leas keeps reinventing himself By Ken Picard

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A political analyst explains instant runoff voting

Goal Oriented ouTdoors A new soccer company kicks off in South Burlington By sarah Tuff

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< letters> QUEEN CITY SOLUTIONS I think an ethnic market and marina are both great ideas in “Building a Better Burlington” [March 4]. I’ve watched the sailors doing their shopping and trying to get back to the present dockage. They look haggard and very uncomfortable. Actually, I had one ask me why we didn’t have better facilities at the waterfront: showers, a grocery store and shipyard, such as the one that used to be there, for boat parts and repairs. Also, it would be very nice if we had a really nice lakeside restaurant on the water. A little more upscale than the one by the ferry and Splash. What about the Blodgett building that sits right on the water? Is that building being used? Also, I’ve missed the little café Mirabelles used to have on the bike path. It was a great place to walk or ride to, have a cup of coffee, and read the paper, if you were so inclined. Someone mentioned a rooftop restaurant on Church Street. There was one in the building over the mall. It was before its time; maybe now is the time to bring it back. It was super. Carol Shepherd BURLINGTON

LET THEM TAKE THE BUS Was that a hairball I choked on? It must have come from Seven Days shedding its fluff in “Building a Better Burlington” [March 4.]. Amazingly, while the paper pillars of Wall

St. profits get pulled into the global shredder, 7D dredges up the idea of a grocery store on the waterfront for the privileged elite whose boats were not shipwrecked by stock losses. Ever heard of the bus? It’s free and delivers you from the dock to the doorstep of City Market. Oh, but we don’t have enough slips for the rich? Let ’em go to Shelburne and Malletts Bay. Then we’ll still have room for the regular people who walk down Depot St. to go fishing on the pier without having to listen to caviar-crunching tourists. The amnesia of the media strikes again. Remember the Waterfront Plan? It was developed by the people, to preserve the Waterfront for the people, not to lament the lack of boat slips for the leisure class. Bolton is still Bolton because it has no highway off-ramp… “Building a Better Burlington” might look like everybody rolling up their sleeves and bringing one family living with hardly any income a good, three-course meal every Saturday night, too. Liz Curry

two decades ago, and he was already on his way to becoming a top disk jockey. His encyclopedic knowledge of virtually every band out there was one thing; his love for what he was doing was something else entirely. He reveled in life behind the control board, and he helped dozens of other students do the same. While many of us at SMC had no clear idea of what we wanted out of our education, Mike knew exactly what he wanted: a career sharing music.

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me with a sour feeling. Baristas don’t make very much money, and they make a lot less than chefs do. Also, they have to deal with obnoxious customers face to face, all day long. Podhaizer’s joking tone barely conceals her disdain for the service industry. Go ahead, get behind the counter and give it a try, full time! Julia Lewandoski BURLINGTON

ON POINT Dan Bolles’ piece on Mike Luoma [“(No) Money for Nothing,” February 25], in addition to being a sad report on what’s happening in local media, was a well-deserved tribute to a great local radio personality. I first met Mike in the journalism program at St. Michael’s College

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Should Vermont legalize samesex marriage? The House and Senate Judiciary Committees are hearing testimony on that question this week at the Statehouse in Montpelier, as they prepare to vote on the issue. The lawmakers are holding a public hearing on Wednesday, March 18, from 6-8:30 p.m. in the House chamber. If you can’t make it to the hearing, you can watch it at www. sevendaysvt.com. We’ll have a live video stream, courtesy of Channel 17. Creative Director and Associate Publisher Don Eggert and I will also be live blogging the event. The two of us discussed

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Waste-Free Shopping in the South End Want to throw a “green” party but don’t know where to find compostable, disposable plates and cutlery? As of April 1, you’ll be able to stock up on that stuff at the Waste Free Living store on Pine Street in Burlington. The Waste Free Living retail shop will occupy a 300-square-foot space inside Pine Street Artworks, according to WFL owner Holly Rae Taylor. Taylor worked for six years as the Compost Maven at Intervale Compost Products until her departure in 2007 — she was let go during the whole permit-

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Grand total: $7,254,465 This puts a whole new spin on moonlighting in Vermont. Don’t you wish your two jobs paid this much? It gets worse — or better, depending on your point of view. Before coming to Vermont roughly a decade ago, Milnes was a 20-year vet in the BCBS system. He worked for a BCBS affiliate in St. Louis and then Anthem, a for-profit BCBS system based in Ohio. So his previous BCBS employers were responsible for funding part of his retirement, and we just had to pick up the last 10 years, right? Wrong. BCBS of Vermont is on the hook to pay the whole amount. Milnes’ retirement payout plan was known when he was hired, and BCBS of Vermont set aside money each year so it didn’t have to cough up the cash all at once, said Kevin Goddard, vice president of external affairs. Goddard said Milnes’ retirement package and bonuses need to be considered “in context.” What context is that? In today’s economic climate, “the most controversial aspect of executive compensation is in the context of mismanaged companies,” said Goddard. “That is not

the context here.” Ditto for BCBS bonuses. Top company execs receive salaries that are below the national norm and earn end-of-year bonuses if they meet, or exceed, specific targets, Goddard noted. In 2008, nine top execs in Vermont earned a mere $770,000 in bonuses, based on salaries totaling $1.25 million. Chump change. BCBS of Vermont was on the verge of collapse when Milnes was hired, Goddard said. Now it has healthy cash reserves and dominates the Vermont market, insuring about 160,000 people directly through BCBS and TVHP, and another 40,000 indirectly as plan administrators. Milnes’ replacement is Don George, who has been with BCBS of Vermont since 1993. His retirement plan isn’t as generous as Milnes’, and won’t be, either. Same goes for other top company execs. “Our company is in a different position now,” said Goddard. Yeah, so are most of us out here in the real world. Penny Pinching — Legislators are back at work after a two-week break designed to save the public roughly $250,000. Money is on everyone’s mind. Of 180 Vermont lawmakers, 31 Republicans and 10 Democrats have either taken a 5 percent pay cut, refused a cost-of-living increase, or both. Their combined sacrifice will save taxpayers a whopping $13,799, according to the Department of Finance and Management. That figure is quickly gobbled up, though, when you add back what lawmakers have been reimbursed for meals, travel and lodging since the first of the year. Lawmakers collected more than $750,000 in expenses as of their February 26 paycheck, according to state records. I know: They’re underpaid, overworked and only get compensated during the session, when in fact they conduct constituent work year-round. And it’s not like they’re the guv, with a full-time driver and year-round meals allowance. Right? Love & Marriage — Same-sex marriage is the hot topic this week in Montpelier. It’s one of the Democratic leadership’s seven legislative priorities — not to be confused with the seven deadly sins. The other six priorities of House Speaker Shap Smith and President Pro Tem Peter Shumlin are: economic development and job creation; a $125 million bond to fix roads and bridges; boosting renewable-energy production; ensuring Vermont Yankee’s owners fund the plant’s decommissioning; shoring up the state’s unemployment fund without burdening employers; and fixing campaign-finance laws and allowing same-day voter registration. All that in eight weeks? Ambitious bunch. Same-sex marriage — last on their priority list — is getting the most media coverage. Surprised? Me, neither.

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Opponents believe the legislature should only focus on ways to improve the state’s economy, not waste its time on silly notions such as civil rights. Or, things that will piss off God or Gov. Jim Douglas — although not necessarily in that order. Supporters believe same-sex marriage will boost tourism. Other businesses see promise, too. For them, it’s not just about dollars; it’s about sense. “Less quantifiable but just as beneficial is the impact on employee morale and productivity that comes with equal treatment under the law,” said Will Patten, executive director of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility. Tom Torti, executive director of the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce, has heard all the naysayer arguments before. He was personnel commissioner under Gov. Howard Dean in the early 1990s when the state extended benefits to domestic partners. “There was a belief this would bankrupt the state, that it was a horrible message to

Berezniak (Ward 2) and Ed Adrian (Ward 1) — had with Wright. Councilors Berezniak and Adrian made repeated requests for “points of order” and “points of information” that angered Wright and clearly frustrated other councilors. Dems were attempting to delay, or thwart, passage of an ordinance change to raise the maximum height allowance of some downtown buildings to 127 feet — an increase of 21 feet. As tempers flared, Wright called for a five-minute recess to cool things down. It turns out he also called the police. Officers stayed in City Hall for about an hour while councilors debated the zoning change. In a 10-3 vote, the council adopted a “compromise” measure to raise the maximum building height to 115 feet. A public hearing on the measure will be held Monday. Adrian said Wright was “manipulating the police to intimidate city councilors from speaking and asserting their parliamentary rights.”

Democrat in the most conservative ward in Burlington,” said Lesser-Goldsmith. “It shows that people are looking for what I’m offering.” Dober may benefit, however, from what many view as the Dems’ poor sportsmanship during Thursday’s council smackdown. Blessed Are the Horse Loggers— The Vermont Supreme Court handed a major victory to activists and horse loggers Michael Colby and Boots Wardinski last Friday. In 2006, while the U.S. director of National Intelligence was delivering the commencement address at St. Johnsbury Academy, his son’s school, Colby and Wardinski repeatedly interrupted John Negroponte. The pair were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. They fought back with the help of attorney David Sleigh, who took the case pro bono. The high court said the state didn’t prove the men had caused “a substantial disruption of a lawful assembly.” They should try harder next time, eh?

Papers filed with state regulators show that Blue Cross Blue Shield of Vermont’s outgoing top exec recently walked away with a golden parachute. send, along with the rest of the hysteric mythology,” said Torti. None of it proved true. Fast forward to today: The LCRCC’s executive committee had no problem supporting same-sex marriage. Today’s workplaces are far more tolerant than in years past, and only growing more so as companies honor cultural plurality, said Torti. Businesses that choose not to locate in Vermont because of same-sex marriage, or move out, Torti adds, “are probably companies that would not survive long in the state anyway.” Amen to that. Wright or Wrong? — The Great Contois Cop Controversy continued this week, with Democrats questioning the validity of votes taken last Thursday after police were called to a Burlington City Council meeting on the chance it might be necessary to remove councilors from the room. City Dems are demanding Republican Council President Kurt Wright (Ward 4) apologize to residents for wasting police resources. Don’t hold your breath. For the full Sturm und Drang, check out our staff blog, “Blurt,” where the public and councilors have been mixing it up in the comments. It’s entertaining. There’s even video. The evening’s highlight was about five minutes of testy exchanges that two Democratic city councilors — David

In his incident report, Lt. Emmett Helrich confirmed that Wright called police because councilors were being “disruptive” and “he might be compelled, as a point of order, to have them removed from Contois.” Berezniak has asked city attorney Ken Schatz to determine if Wright’s actions nullify the council’s votes. Schatz is expected to issue an opinion this week. Wright continues to claim no wrong. “Ed or any other councilor would not have been removed for ‘parliamentary maneuvers,’ but if they had insisted on continuing to disrupt the meeting so that we couldn’t carry on our business, then possibly,” said Wright. What’s next? Tase councilors who fail to second a motion? Spring Runoff — The current Burlington City Council will be disbanded at the end of the month, and five councilors are retiring. The new council will not only have five new faces, but could be under Democratic control for the first time since the early 1980s. The determining factor is the outcome of Tuesday’s Ward 7 runoff between Democrat Eli LesserGoldsmith and Republican Vincent Dober Sr. LesserGoldsmith topped Dober by just six votes on Town Meeting Day. “I got the most votes as a

And without a “substantial disruption,” the justices said, “we would be punishing them for speech in violation of the First Amendment.” Someone should give Kurt Wright a copy of this ruling. “I think it’s a really great precedent and sends a message to the hinterland police forces,” Colby said. You know, make prosecutors and local police think twice before they get all medieval on activists’ asses. The best part? The state has to refund Colby $130 — a fine he paid to fight for his right to “free” speech. Dueling Dems — State Democrats meet this weekend in Randolph to choose a new party chair. At the moment, interim chairperson Judy Bevans is unopposed. Rockingham businessman Paul Millman dropped out of the running this week. “I have learned from Barack Obama what ‘no drama’ means from a party chair position,” Bevans said. “I see my part as helping to ensure everything that goes into electing Democrats works smoothly.” Along with a new chair, the party is likely to name a new executive director by month’s end. Hey, 2010 is sneaking up on us. m

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he Chittenden County town of Richmond is localvore to the core. So it’s ironic that the firm rebuilding its broken bridge hails from Maine. Vermont businesses are learning the hard way that federal contracts — in this case, one financed by economicstimulus money — aren’t awarded on the basis of geography. As another example of how local firms can lose out in the federal procurement process, Chris Johnson assumed — wrongly, it turned out — that his Burlington staffing agency would land a contract with the Department of Homeland Security after the federal agency’s Williston office contacted him a couple of months ago. An official told him, Johnson relates, that the local DHS unit wanted to hire four temps through his company because it was a local firm preapproved to do business with the feds. Johnson recently learned that the contract had been awarded to a

staffing agency based in San Diego. “I was pretty upset,” Johnson says. “We had scads of local people ready to go.” His 18-year-old firm, Technical Connection, has previously supplied workers to the Vermont branches of two other federal agencies: the Veterans Administration and the Natural Resources Conservation Service. Under federal procurement rules, requests for quotes must be posted on e-Buy, a website operated since 2002 by the General Services Administration. Contracts are typically handed out to the lowest qualified bidder, regardless of locale. But that system forces smaller local firms like his own to compete with large national contractors, Johnson says. And that in turn subverts the buy-local ethic that many politicians espouse. An official at the Williston DHS office declined to comment on why the department reached out

to Johnson in Burlington, only to award the contract to a California company. Acquisitions for DHS are handled by a section of the department based in Dallas, this official said, adding that DHS doesn’t talk publicly about this aspect of its operations. Debby Munoz, head of the San Diego temp agency that won the Williston DHS contract, says she feels Johnson’s pain. “I too am up against everybody in the country,” Munoz notes. Her company, Good People, lost a contract last month with the nearby Camp Pendleton Marine base, Munoz recounts. Even though she’s done business with Camp Pendleton for 20 years, the staffing contract was awarded through e-Buy to a company in Pennsylvania. The Internet allows her company to keep workers in Vermont and in many other states on its roster, Munoz notes. “There’s no more local,” she says. “There’s no more loyal.” m

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he only “great” thing about the Great Recession is that it appears to be generating a local retail renaissance on Burlington’s Church Street Marketplace. While the economy is translating into slower sales at many downtown stores, a fresh crop of merchants is setting up shop all along the pedestrian mall — even on the street’s dreaded “top block.” The Dow’s dive clearly hasn’t dampened entrepreneurial enthusiasm in downtown Burlington. About a month ago, Urban Outfitters took over the two-story storefront formerly occupied by Adrianas. Now locally owned Ecco is moving to the old Urban Outfitters spot — a substantial expansion for the upscale women’s clothing store. “People are still shopping. They’re just doing it more cautiously,” says Ecco owner Lara Heath Allen. Sales at Ecco are “down a bit but still strong.” So far, the economy hasn’t pinched Burlington as hard as it has most U.S. cities. “The street is doing well, and Burlington is doing well,” says Ron Redmond, director of the Church Street Marketplace merchant association. He attributes ongoing local prosperity to the city’s sizable health care and academic sectors — “two economic engines for us that are continuing to fare well.” The Marketplace’s durable success is also due to its festive aura, which has the effect of loosening purse strings. “We’ve made it much more than just a shopping area,” Redmond says, citing $5 million in infrastructure investments over the past five years that have helped preserve the pedestrian mall’s pulling power. Burlington’s demographics, which skew younger than the rest of Vermont’s, lured the Montpelier owners of The Getup to open a second store just off Church Street. The vintage clothing store is setting up above the former Grannis

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and pre-digital stereo equipment he’s been selling in Montpelier for five years. When he saw a for-rent sign in the window of the Grannis Gallery earlier this year, he says, “I thought, ‘Holy Cow! I can actually get into Burlington now!’” Grossi plans to continue operating the original Riverwalk as well. Emma Bay-Hansen is making the same journey — except she’s closing her Damsels fashion boutique in downtown Montpelier and opening next month in a portion of the former Ann Taylor space at the corner of Church and Pearl streets. “The entire time I was in Montpelier, I always knew my market was much stronger in Burlington,” Bay-Hansen says. “In this recession, my business has a better chance of making

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CULTURE

Muslim Women Take the YMCA Plunge BY PAULA ROUTLY

he Islamic Society of Vermont rented the YMCA lap pool for two hours last Saturday night so local Muslim women could have a private place to dip — or take a first-ever swimming lesson. It was no routine rental: Since the locker room couldn’t be properly secured, the women entered through the back entrance and changed clothes in the pool area. Only female lifeguards and instructors were permitted to watch

it in Burlington.” While acknowledging the topblock location may pose challenges, Bay-Hansen doesn’t think Damsels will be in distress. She says she views the move to the Marketplace as “an opportunity rather than a risk.” Even Church Street veterans see the downturn as a chance to improve location, negotiate deals, expand storefronts, etc. Rachel Strules, who owns Tribeca and Sweet Lady Jane, recently opened a third shop: Trinket, an accessory emporium, is on the top block opposite Borders. “If I’d waited on this opportunity, it would’ve been gone,” Strules says. Sales have slowed at her two older shops, but “I hope they’ll be coming back,” she adds. She and Bay-Hansen are neighbors with Melissa Desautels, owner of Whim, who moved her Main Street clothing boutique to the top block of Church Street last fall. All agree that having Urban Outfitters nearby will stabilize that end of the Marketplace, which Desautels describes as a “notoriously dead zone in the past.” The former Olympia Sports store remains empty on the east side, but Redmond reports that it’s being converted into three shop spaces that “will open more opportunities for local retailers.” Notably, almost all the new businesses on the Marketplace are locally owned. That’s not exactly a departure for the downtown shopping area. “There are already many more local than national stores on Church

over the aquatic action. Caroline Comley, a senior at the University of Vermont who teaches swimming at the Y, said about 20 women took the plunge. Only two bikini-clad teens actually knew how to swim; the others, all non-swimmers, varied from “comfortable in the water” to “really nervous.” She said some of the adult women kept their heads covered, and most wore long pants in the pool. But “they weren’t shy,” Comley

Street,” Redmond points out. But he does suggest that the recession may be working in favor of some Vermont entrepreneurs seeking space on the Marketplace. Given the bankruptcies of once-ubiquitous

insists, noting they listened to music supplied by the Y. “They were all really friendly and outgoing.” One woman from Saudi Arabia asked Comley if the Y would ever consider same-sex swimming sessions. In the Middle East, men and women have separate pools. Comley said, “I told her, unfortunately, we don’t have that.” Yet. Even the Young Men’s Christian Association has come a long way, baby. m

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I thought, ‘Holy Cow! I can actually get into Burlington now.’ JAcOB gROSSi, RiVERWALK REcORDS outlets such as Circuit City and Linens ’n’ Things, “Landlords may prefer a strong local tenant now over dealing with a national chain,” says Ecco’s Heath Allen. Redmond shares that hypothesis, suggesting, “A local tenant is probably more predictable in the long run.” Current economic conditions have also motivated some Church Street landlords to make their properties more accessible to local merchants — not too many national chains are bidding up the rents these days. Heath Allen says she was intrigued by a landlord’s overture a year ago to move Ecco to the space to be vacated by Urban Outfitters. She was interested in the larger corner location but held back when the stock market started to falter. The owners of the Howard Opera House building, in which her store will be located, eventually agreed to negotiate a better deal, Heath Allen notes. Not all landlords are giving discounts, however. “There are 40

of Smokejacks restaurant on the corner of Main and Church streets. That strategically situated spot has been empty for many months, but Bohen says he’s received “several offers from people who look at what’s happening economically as an opportunity for them.” He’s currently mulling two — one of which would earn him “very close” to what Smokejacks paid. It would be an overstatement to suggest the Marketplace is a renters’ market, though. “Spaces on Church Street still go quickly,” says Allen. Tradewinds, an import store in the Burlington Town Center mall, “has been waiting for 10 years to get onto the street” and will finally succeed when it moves soon to a space on the College-Bank block, Redmond reports. The landlord of the property that Ecco will vacate this spring also won’t have any trouble leasing it out, he predicts. “People are lining up to move in there,” Redmond says. m

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BY ANNE GALLOWAY

hen the Blachly family gets together, it’s all hands on stage. For the last several decades, Bill Blachly, now in his mid-eighties, has run Unadilla Theater in a hand-built structure behind his Days His son, Tom, houseSeven in Marshfield. and daughter, Ellie, 2 column 4 xare 4” frequent faces in Unadilla productions — 4/09 singing, acting and directing as needed. Even the grandkids perform on cue. The Blachly clan’s summertime community-theater productions of off-Broadway plays and Gilbert & Sullivan musicals are renowned for their reliance on local talent, professionalism and entertainment value. Where else do you get the chance to see your neighbors convincingly portray physicists, poets, English fops and landed gentry? This fixture of central Vermont shoestring stagecraft has expanded to the off-season. Tom Blachly, with fellow theater buff Peter Young, has created a new tradition designed to lighten the leadenness of mud season: Shakespeare in the Hills. Now in its second year, the theater group is performing The Merry Wives of Windsor under Tom’s direction. His wife, Susannah, and their 10-year-old son, Adam, both appear in the play. The troupe of 30 amateur actors manages to make the bard’s bawdiest comedy seem relevant. After all, the themes here are timeless: sex, gluttony, more sex, intrigue, jealousy, true love. Never mind that the setting is Windsor, England, circa 1600. The farce opens with the old bard himself (played by Statehouse curator David Schutz) explaining that Merry Wives was commissioned by Queen Elizabeth I, who was so taken with the character of Sir John Falstaff that she wanted to see a play in which the old roué falls in love. Shakespeare purportedly whipped up the play in about two weeks. The actors make the most of

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All in the Family: Three Generations of Blachlys Bring Theater to Small-Town Vermont

CAST MEMBErS In The Merry Wives of Windsor the material. Half the time their well-rehearsed lines sound more like hip-hop than 400-year-old Elizabethan English. They may owe their fluency with the arcane lingo to the longer-than-usual rehearsal schedule, beginning last October. “It made a big difference, because the actors were able to live their characters for a while,” Tom says. The playbill contains a synopsis of Merry Wives, an explanation of its place in Shakespeare’s oeuvre, and a cost/benefit analysis of living in a small community such as Windsor, where everyone knows everyone else’s faults. This ends with a pointed tribute to the vitality of small burgs: “As you watch

this play unfold, and you see your neighbors playing out citizens of an Elizabethan town 400 years ago, we hope you think, too, in this season of Town Meeting, about our own community here in Vermont.” Ah, yes, community, in which no one can get away with anything. At least Shakespeare got a few laughs out of all that excessive good will — and so do the Blachlys. m The Merry Wives of Windsor, produced by Shakespeare in the Hills. Fuller Hall, St. Johnsbury Academy, March 19, 20 & 21 at 7:30 p.m. $10-14. Info, 454-9334.

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ARTS PRESENTATION

Been to a Show Lately? The Flynn Wants to Hear About It BY PAMELA POLSTON

urveymonkey is popping up all over these days. And no wonder: The online tool is a handy way for those with a modicum of web savvy to design and analyze their own surveys — for free. For anyone who needs to find out what their customers, clients, patrons or friends are thinking, it’s a godsend. Even so, Flynn Center subscribers may have been a little surprised to receive a sudden invitation to Surveymonkey.com this year. Since January, Flynn marketing director Leigh Chandler has been emailing ticket holders after every show they attend, asking them to click a link and answer a few questions. “We wanted to get feedback on what people think of our shows — and to get a handle on who the audience is, too,” she explains. “We sort of guess at who’s coming to which genre.”

Soliciting reactions to a performance helps the Flynn decide whether to bring back the show, or something like it. Basic demographic data on audiences — such as gender, age and income bracket — also help Chandler target her marketing more effectively. Specifically, she hopes to “send out fewer pieces to the people most likely to buy” rather than bombarding everyone with repeat announcements of each show. Sending fewer mailers is more eco-friendly — and, more to the point, cost-effective. Especially during an economic downturn, arts organizations need to conserve every penny. So far, a satisfying number of patrons have answered Chandler’s questions, even though “there’s no incentive,” she points out. “Anything over 25 percent is good, but

we’re getting as much as 50, 75 percent.” She notes people generally “seem happy to share what they think.” While most of the feedback has been favorable, people do sometimes send negative comments. “Not everyone understood Cirque Eloize,” Chandler admits of the somewhat Fellini-esque show Nebbia, performed last month by Montréal’s circus-arts group. The Flynn might think twice about booking Eloize again, she says, “or at least think about how we market them.” Chandler notes that the demographics for certain shows are predictable, but she’s most interested in examining “the cross-genre stuff.” Say, females of a certain age and income who like fado, Shakespeare and puppets? Good luck analyzing that data. m

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FILM

Tuttle Middle Schoolers Win National Honors With Video BY MARGOT HARRISON

n the past year Neel Desai has been interviewed by C-SPAN and flown to D.C. to chat up Sen. Bernie Sanders and other lawmakers. Not bad for an eighth-grader. Desai and two fellow students at South Burlington’s Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School, Riya Patel and Ronak Bhagat, won third prize in C-SPAN’s national StudentCam Video Competition, the political cable network announced last week. Entrants were asked to create a video clip that sends “a message to the new president” identifying “the most urgent issue ... to address after taking office, and why.” Desai, Patel and Bhagat focused on the financial crisis. A second team from Tuttle, Samantha Barrett, Hunter Riehle and Meghan Drouin, snagged C-SPAN’s honorable mention for a video that also zeroed in on “Money Matters.” This is the second national student video award in the past six months for Desai and Patel. Last fall, they joined Lea Thali and Elizabeth Lee on one of three first-prize-winning teams in a contest run by education-tech publication eSchool News and sponsored by the Pearson Foundation. In the eSchool News video, students were asked to illustrate “How Technology Helps Me to Learn,” a topic that sounds about as exciting as the classic “How I Spent My Summer Vacation.” The Tuttle team jazzed it up by taking an imaginary trip back to 1983 to demonstrate just how much infotech has transformed classrooms. A heavy dose of “Daily Show”-correspondent-style humor helped.

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Teacher Jay Hoffman attributes that waggishness to the influence of the students’ then-coach, UVM student Louis Armistead (who was making his own videos for Seven Days at the time). “They were the perfect CNN kids until Lou got hold of them,” Hoffman says with a chuckle. “They had fun with it and just took a chance.” Desai, Patel and Bhagat took a similar approach in their winning CSPAN video: They staged a trip into a Second Great Depression future where Americans live in tents and vie for jobs paying $1.25 per hour. Using green-screen technology and Final Cut Express editing software, the students put themselves on Wall Street and then into a bleak futurescape. Tuttle’s impressive media lab is the brainchild of Hoffman, who started the school’s broadcasting program five years ago. In his 14th year of teaching, he says he’s not a techie but a “misplaced shop teacher.” Hoffman “saw as the

years went by that kids needed to be workforce ready, and shop was not giving them that,” he recalls. So he got grants, “changed [his] lab to a totally digital studio,” and brought in technicians from Burlington’s RETN to teach students how to use the equipment. Today, Hoffman teaches broadcasting and meets each morning with a handpicked group of 10 students to produce a weekly live show called South Burlington Network News (SBNN), which airs on RETN (Channel 16) on Sundays at 7 p.m. He says the program is “an opportunity for me to teach kids 21st-century skills” and for the students to “get involved in their community.” And, of course, to win contests. This year, Hoffman says, the C-SPAN competition had “close to 1000 entries, a 300 percent increase over last year.” As themed video contests and students with cameras multiply, maybe the rest of the country is catching up to Tuttle. m

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World-Traveling Brit Directs Play in White River Junction BY MIKE IVES

iles Ramsay is a prolific fellow: The London-based director and playwright regularly stages theatrical productions on three continents. But Ramsay, 43, has never staged an American play in the U.S. — until this month, when he directs The Glass Menagerie in Vermont. The award-winning Tennessee Williams drama from 1944, which opens March 27 at Northern Stage in White River Junction, tells the story of a St. Louis family through the eyes of a struggling poet. Northern Stage Founding Artistic Director Brooke Ciardelli says Ramsay has an impressive working knowledge of American theater history and brings a fresh perspective to Williams’ quintessentially American script. Menagerie isn’t Ramsay and Ciardelli’s first collaboration. Three years ago, the British director helped bring Northern Stage productions of the one-man play I Am My Own Wife to theater festivals in Scotland and Zimbabwe. In 2007, actors from that African nation, where Ramsay has worked for years, performed a version of Ovid’s Metamorphoses at Dartmouth College. And in February, Ciardelli taught at a new playwrights’ festival at Ramsay’s English alma mater, Durham University.

GILES RAMSAy Collaborating across continents can be tricky. Earlier this month, Ramsay flew to Vermont from Zimbabwe, where he’s directing the Sophocles play Oedipus Tyrannus. On April 6, he returns to see Oedipus, which he is staging with Developing Artists, a nonprofit he founded in 2001 to support actors in developing countries. Ciardelli reports that she and Ramsay are already developing a new production. In a year or two,

Northern Stage will present scenes from Giovanni Boccaccio’s The Decameron, a 14th century collection of tales written after the plague known as the Black Death. The show will feature an international cast from countries where Ramsay already works. Scripts will be workshopped via video blog. Northern Stage and Developing Artists may have different missions, Ciardelli notes, but she and Ramsay have remarkably similar sensibilities. “It is as pure a collaboration as I’ve ever experienced,” she enthuses. “We’re both in this for the right reasons — we really want to make a difference on the planet — and we help each other expand the scope of impact that each of our organizations could have.” m The Glass Menagerie, directed by Giles Ramsay, produced by Northern Stage. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, March 24 to April 11, Tuesdays through Saturdays at 7:30 (except March 27); Sunday matinees at 5 p.m.; 2 p.m. matinees on April 2, 4 & 11. Opening night gala Friday, March 27, at 7 p.m. $15-56. Info, 291-7029, www. northernstage.org.

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Two separate questions here, bud: (1) Which vehicle pollutes more? (2) Which leaves a smaller carbon footprint? You get a different answer depending on which one you ask. The serious vehicle pollutants these days are carbon monoxide (CO), nitrogen oxides (NOx), and unburned hydrocarbons. (Sulfur and lead emissions, once problematic, are now largely a thing of the past.) Here are the federal standards for four wheels versus two: Cars and light-duty trucks (including SUVs). Maximum CO emissions: 7.5 pounds per thousand miles. Unburned hydrocarbons: 0.154 pounds. NOx: 0.154 pounds. Scooters and small motorcycles. Maximum CO: 42.57 pounds. Unburned hydrocarbons: 3.55 pounds. NOx: no limit. In other words, scooters can legally emit about 5.7 times more CO than cars, nearly 24 times more unburned hydrocarbons, and infinitely more NOx — and real-world testing suggests they do run pretty dirty. One reason for the looser restrictions is that it’s tougher and costlier to put emissions controls on a scooter than on a car. So while your coworker may think she’s doing the world a favor, when you look strictly at what’s coming out the tailpipe, she’s a pollution-spewing pig. But maybe that’s OK. Let’s look at carbon footprint. The major greenhouse gas produced by motor vehicles is carbon dioxide, which is a function of gas mileage. SUV fuel economy for model years 2008 and 2009 ranges from 12 to 32 miles per gallon, for an average of 18.5. For scooters the range runs from 33 to 140 MPG; we’ll say the average is 75. At 19.4 pounds of CO2 per gallon of gas, an average SUV emits 1050 pounds of CO2 per thousand miles, while the average scooter emits 259 pounds. Even assuming the SUV carries a passenger plus the driver, it’s still contributing twice as much to global warming per person. The final numbers are likely even more lopsided. Given that a typical SUV weighs about 20 times what a scooter does, it’s a safe bet manufacturing an SUV uses way more resources. While it’s tough digging up numbers for a good apples-to-apples comparison, the estimates I can find suggest car manufacturing produces anywhere from 12 to 65 tons of greenhouse gases per vehicle, whereas building a scooter may produce less than five. So what’s the takeaway here? Scooters emit more pollution, but they help the planet overall by adding less to greenhouse gas

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In May 1968, at the height of the Vietnam War, James Marc Leas graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and promptly received his draft induction notice. Leas expected to go to Vietnam, where men his age were dying in droves. At MIT, Leas had been a vocal antiwar demonstrator. He helped found the student committee against the war, staged protests, gave speeches and engaged in sit-ins. But unlike fellow antiwar demonstrators who publicly burned their draft cards,

Nevertheless, the story of how Leas avoided going to war in Southeast Asia says a lot about how he’s challenged the system over the years to become one of Vermont’s most versatile, dogged and successful activists. Others try to effect change through civil disobedience — say, by occupying a government office until they’re arrested, or chaining themselves to a bulldozer to protest the logging of an old-growth forest. Not Leas. His style is more like civil obedience, but with a twist. The South Burlington patent attorney, inventor, engineer and social-justice

ballot items calling for the Vermont Yankee nuclear plant to close when its license expires in 2012. His latest foray — with a delegation of lawyers from the National Lawyers Guild — was to look for evidence of Israeli war crimes in Gaza. Surprisingly, much of his day-to-day work as a patent attorney is completely apolitical. Before becoming a lawyer — he “read for the bar” rather than attending law school — Leas was an engineer and inventor. He holds 35 patents in his own name, in addition to more than 100 he wrote or prosecuted for IBM. All those skills have proven useful to Leas. “James has a really great ability to take something and simplify it to its most basic

spending a semester in Cape Town, South Africa. It was an ironic choice, Leas notes: Despite his many years of fighting apartheid, he never visited the country himself. Leas’ house is warm and unpretentious, decorated with many of his own paintings and pastel chalk drawings of the Vermont woods. In the foyer is a black-and white photo of his grandparents — Russian Jews

Woods — though his outer-borough accent makes him sound more like Woody Allen. And, despite wisps of gray hair around his ears, Leas looks at least a decade younger than his 61 years. Leas was born in 1948, the younger of two sons of a schoolteacher mother and orthopedist father. He attended yeshiva, or Hebrew grammar school, until third

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elements,” says Steve Arms, president and founder of MicroStrain, a Williston-based company that builds tiny sensors. Leas has helped secure many lucrative patents for MicroStrain. “That’s why he’s so good at writing patent claims,” Arms says. “He’s really good at getting down to the essence of an idea.” People who’ve worked with Leas on his political causes pay him the same compliment: He has a real knack for boiling down complex issues to their essential truths. “Jimmy’s great. He’s one of my favorite guys,” says Dan DeWalt, who worked with Leas on the recent Vermont Yankee resolutions. “He’s a pit bull for justice.” Sometimes soft-spoken, other times righteously indignant, Leas is often described as “high energy,” “tenacious,” “evangelical” and “willing to stick his neck out.” His Facebook photo shows him shouting into a bullhorn. Union activist and “fellow IBM dissident” Ralph Montefusco has known Leas for years, since their days of hounding IBM executives at annual shareholder meetings all over the country. “Jimmy is a unique person,” he says. “I wouldn’t even begin to have the energy or bandwidth to address all the issues he’s involved in.” Leas even earns a tip of the hat from his former MIT professor, Noam Chomsky, the world-renowned linguist, author and political activist who’s stayed in touch with his student over the years. “I’ve followed some of his work,” Chomsky wrote in an email last week. “I’ve always been impressed with his insight and dedication.” Seven Days sat down with Leas recently at his South Burlington home, where he lives with one of his two daughters, Eliza, 16, who is soon to graduate from South Burlington High School. His older daughter, Zoë, 20, is a college junior who’s

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Leas traveled from Cambridge to the Whitehall Induction Station in lower Manhattan. After passing his physical, Leas was led into a cavernous room, where he was asked to sign a loyalty oath swearing that he would support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. “I read it and said, ‘I like this! I can sign,’” Leas recalls with a smile. And then, the future lawyer scribbled a few addenda of his own in the margins. He pointed out, for example, that since he had sworn to uphold the Constitution, he had a moral and legal obligation to speak out against the war, which he considered to be unconstitutional. Moreover, he would encourage all of his fellow soldiers to do the same. “It says we have the right to assemble? We’re going to assemble. It says we have the right to free speech? We’re going to exercise our free speech,” recalls Leas, who still talks with a no-nonsense, New York accent that betrays his upbringing in Far Rockaway, Queens. “How better to defend the Constitution than to oppose an unconstitutional war of aggression?” The recruiter pulled Leas aside and told him to return the following day, whereupon he was fingerprinted nine times. “And that was that,” Leas remembers. “I didn’t hear from them again for a long time.” Leas never went to Vietnam; in 1969, the U.S. government introduced a lottery system for military service and he drew a high number.

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who immigrated to New York City around the turn of the century. The living room, which doubles as Leas’ law office, is filled with books on a range of political subjects. In one window is a green-and-white placard that reads, “Yes to a nuclear-free Vermont in 2012.” On a nearby counter is the latest issue of Monthly Review, a socialist magazine for intellectuals. Leas is tall and lean, with green eyes, wireless glasses and a boyish haircut. With his pronounced cheekbones and angular jaw, he bears a slight resemblance to actor James

grade, when he transferred to public school — partly, he notes, because his Hebrew language skills weren’t very good. As he recalls, “My mom came in one day to observe the class and she counted 50 yawns from me, so she knew I wasn’t enjoying myself.” Leas excelled in school and later attended Brooklyn Tech, a prestigious high school that specializes in math, science and engineering. As these were the years shortly after the launch of Sputnik and the discovery of DNA, Leas developed a keen interest in physics and biology, both of which he

studied at MIT. In high school, Leas was “kind of a rightwinger,” he admits. “I was supporting the war and Kennedy’s pacification program and thought we had to stop the communists.” That worldview changed radically in 1965. While taking summer classes at Queens College, Leas came upon a group of people tabling against the war. “I picked up their magazine and it really opened my mind,” he remembers. In fact, Leas still remembers the date of his first antiwar rally: October 16, 1965, the International Day of Protest, held on Boston Commons. Although the protest received little local media attention, nearly 3000 people turned out. For Leas, it was the start of a long commitment to political activism. After graduation, Leas took a job teaching physics at Mackenzie High, an all-black public school in Detroit. There, he joined the teachers’ union, organized a committee to oppose the war, and chaired the peace committee for the Detroit Federation of Teachers. Lacking formal teaching credentials, Leas began attending night classes at Wayne State University, where he was soon enlisting fellow students to protest the war. For a time, Leas worked as a reporter for the campus newspaper, the South End. In May 1970, when the invasion of Cambodia was announced, the South End published 100,000 copies, rather than its usual 6000, featuring an antiwar message. Leas and his fellow journalists handed out copies to auto workers as they ended their shifts. “Our idea was to use the university to reach out to the rest of the population,” Leas explains. “Because if we could get the workers from the factories to come out [and protest], the war makers would have to start worrying not whether they’re ruling in Vietnam, but whether they’re ruling in the United States.” In 1973, Leas returned to graduate school at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst. “When I got to U Mass, I thought, OK, now I’m not going to be political. I’m just going to focus on physics. That lasted about two years.” In the mid-1970s, Massachusetts was facing tough economic times, and the newly elected Governor Michael Dukakis announced deep cuts in public education. After attending a rally organized by the college’s economics department, Leas stood up and suggested that they hold a campus-wide vote for a student strike. A week later, the students voted overwhelmingly for the strike, and a demonstration was organized for downtown Boston. The campaign soon spread to other college campuses around Massachusetts; Dukakis later visited the Amherst campus and eventually rescinded many of the cuts. “Here I am trying to be a graduate student in physics in the middle of this huge student upsurge statewide,” he says. “But we had a big effect.” Leas got his master’s degree in physics in 1977, then accepted a job with IBM in East Fishkill, New York, engineering semiconductors. But after just three years with the company, he took a leave of absence to work for the Union of Concerned Scientists in Washington, D.C. His stint at the UCS was well timed. It came shortly after the nuclear accident at Three Mile Island near Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Then-Gov. Richard Thornburgh had asked the UCS to devise several options for getting rid of radioactive krypton gas that had accumulated inside the plant. Leas’ job was to help devise one of >> 22A

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those plans, and then communicate it to the press. In the process, he got a crash course on the intricacies of nuclear plant operations, an education that’s been helpful in his recent campaign to close Vermont Yankee. Leas’ idea was not the one ultimately selected, but The New York Times later published a letter he wrote about the accident. From 1980 to ’84, Leas worked for a company called Solarex, which built photovoltaic panels. But after Reagan’s reelection in 1984, solar energy fell out of favor with the U.S. government, and the company folded. In December 1984, Leas returned to IBM in Virginia, then later relocated to Vermont, where he’s lived ever since. During his first stint with IBM in the 1970s, Leas wrote a letter to the chairman of the board expressing his misgivings about IBM’s dealing with South Africa. Then, as the apartheid issue heated up in the mid-’80s, Leas decided to employ a strategy similar to the one he’d used to avoid the draft — namely, applying the

to devote just one of more than 20 slides to IBM’s revenues in South Africa, when their sales figures there far exceeded all of IBM’s charitable donations? Leas remembers: “He admitted to me, ‘Well, what do you expect? This is apartheid. We don’t have any black customers in South Africa.’” For years, Leas would cite that admission. Beginning in 1988 and for six years thereafter, he introduced initiatives at every stockholder meeting, calling on IBM to divest its South African holdings. In fact, after Reagan appointed two members of IBM’s board of directors to a commission that examined how to address the apartheid issue, Leas obtained a copy of that report — and read it at the next stockholders meeting. “It was fantastic!” he remembers. “The report was a devastating indictment of South Africa.” Unsurprisingly, Leas’ antiapartheid resolutions never got a majority, but they always garnered enough votes to appear on the following year’s agenda. And by 1994 — the year apartheid officially

Leas was calm, cool and collecting contributions for the American Friends Service Commitee last week at the Unitarian Church in Montpelier.

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“I think Jimmy and his involvement with the media and politicians like Bernie Sanders really helped push this issue along,” says Lee Conrad, national coordinator of the Alliance@IBM, an organization formed to defend the employees’ benefits. “He was always right on target and pulled no punches.” Conrad tells the story of how, in 2001, Leas got into a shouting match outside the annual stockholder meeting in Savannah, Georgia, because the security guard was trying to prevent him from distributing flyers on a public sidewalk. Leas was almost arrested, but Conrad defused the situation by reminding him about the resolution he had to argue later that day. “So, Jimmy went inside and railed on the corporate executives, like he always does,” Conrad says. “If they tried to stop him, he just kept on going, like a pit bull.”

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company’s own stated values on responsible corporate governance against itself. So, Leas wrote a second letter to IBM’s chairman. He pointed out that IBM was the largest supplier of computer technology to South Africa and suggested that Big Blue’s participation in the growing boycott would send a powerful message to the proapartheid regime. Leas remembers receiving “the usual corporate response,” about IBM’s positive work in South Africa and why there was no reason to divest. But Leas was unfazed. He wrote more letters about IBM’s business in South Africa, this time to The New York Times and The Washington Post, both of which were published. Then, in March 1986, the Los Angeles Times ran an op-ed piece he wrote on the same subject. News of Leas’ opinion piece spread quickly throughout the company, though, most surprising to him, it created no problems whatsoever. “It was amazing!” he remembers. “I thought, What are they going to do to me? If they fired me, there’d be a story on that, too.” Instead, Leas was invited to IBM’s corporate headquarters in Armonk, N.Y., where he was treated to lunch in the executive dining room. Afterward, a PR exec showed him a slideshow about all the computers IBM donated each year to South Africa. But Leas wasn’t buying it. He asked the PR flack if the slideshow was, in fact, a violation of IBM’s business-conduct guidelines. Wasn’t it misleading, he suggested,

ended — Leas’ resolution was getting at least 20 percent support from IBM shareholders. The local news picked up on his resolution in almost every city stockholder meetings were held. “The media think that if you’re in the system and you’re speaking out against the system, that’s news,” Leas says. “If it works, keep doing it.” Leas did just that. In 1995 and again in 1999, IBM announced that it was altering its pension and retirement plans, potentially affecting tens of thousands of retirees. In response, Leas launched a shareholder revolt to challenge their legality. Time and again, he stood up at the annual meetings and called out his corporate bosses. Hans Heikel, a retired IBMer in Burlington who was at risk of losing nearly one-third of his pension due to those changes, remembers seeing Leas at the 2000 stockholder meeting in Cleveland. “He really laid into the CEO, Lou Gerstner, who was standing there at the podium the whole time,” Heikel recalls. “Lou was getting really agitated by the whole thing, and you could see it in his face. But Jimmy was just calm as could be and just let him have it. I was really impressed.” Again, Leas’ resolutions on the benefits changes never passed; it took a class action lawsuit, appealed all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, to put the issue to rest in 2007. For more than a decade, Leas kept it in the public eye.

About 25 people came to hear him talk about his recent trip to the Gaza Strip. He went with a delegation of attorneys from the National Lawyers Guild to visit the Palestinian region, just days after Israel stopped bombing the area. For two hours, Leas showed slides of the devastation and talked about his interviews with scores of Palestinian civilians. The goal, he said, was to gather evidence of possible war crimes committed by Israel’s military; an official report is due out any day now. According to Leas, theirs is one of just a handful of legal teams investigating Israel’s lack of adherence to the international rules of war in Gaza. After the presentation, an audience member asked Leas what he thought could be accomplished by the report. After all, he noted, neither Israel nor the United States are signatories to the International Criminal Court, which investigates war crimes. Moreover, the United States is a permanent member of the U.N. Security Council and would never bring those charges against Israel. “In this case,” the young man concluded, “doesn’t might make right?” But Leas preferred to take the long view. America, he said, wouldn’t have won women’s suffrage, civil rights, gay rights or ended the Vietnam War if people hadn’t defied the odds and stood up against the powers that be. “One of the things about war crimes is there’s no statute of limitations,” Leas added. “It may take a while, but you can’t play ‘Beat the Clock’ on an injustice like this.” 

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Not everyone was happy with the outcome, of course, but thanks to IRV, Queen City contests will never approximate the Gore-Nader-Bush meltdown we saw Terry Bouricius in 2000. This is particularly important is a political in a multiparty state like Vermont. scientist Unfortunately, vocal opponents are spreadand policy ing misconceptions about IRV. analyst with IRV is widely recognized among politithe national nonpartisan, cal scientists as more democratic than the nonprofit more prevalent election methods used in FairVote: the the U.S. It has been used for generations Center for in Ireland and Australia, and has been Voting and adopted in American cities including San Democracy. He’s also Francisco, Minneapolis and Memphis. The a former American Political Science Association Vermont state incorporated IRV into its constitution to legislator and elect its national president. Active backers Burlington in recent years include President Barack city councilor. Obama and Senator John McCain. “Majority rule” has been the norm for most of Vermont’s history. To settle for a candidate with a mere plurality — less than 50 percent — is a relatively recent concession, to avoid repeated runoff elections. At traditional town meetings, Vermont law still requires that the candidates with the fewest votes are dropped one at a time and meeting attendees immediately vote again, until one candidate gets a majority. IRV simulates this process by combining those modq(bw)-spectacle.pdf 3/16/09 5:01:29 PM rounds into one election. With IRV, each voter gets a single vote, but gets to rank the candidates in

order of preference. Imagine voters who thought that Andy Montroll was the best candidate and strongly opposed Kurt Wright. In the first round their ballots counted for Montroll. But when Montroll didn’t make it into the final runoff, his supporters weren’t excluded from weighing in. As with supporters of Dan Smith, their ballots counted for Kiss or Wright, depending on which was ranked higher. Every voter was allowed an equal voice in the runoff between Kiss and Wright, and a narrow but clear majority preferred Kiss. Of course, some voters abstained in the runoff, as is their right, by not indicating any preference between these front runners. In any election with several strong candidates, it is unlikely that any single candidate will be the first choice of a majority. The traditional way to get a majority winner is to reduce the field to two finalists and see which candidate earns a majority in a runoff. IRV uses the identical logic. No candidate won an initial majority of the vote, but Kiss won a majority of votes in the final round. If people accept the winner of a traditional runoff as a majority winner, then so is the winner of an instant runoff. IRV is superior to separate runoffs in several ways, however. Separate runoffs extend the election season, and force candidates into a desperate round of renewed fundraising, often funneled into negative ads, which boosts candidates with quick access to big money. Taxpayers foot the bill for the extra election. And studies show that voter turnout in separate runoffs generally drops significantly.

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cal science professor Tony Gierzynski in his recent attack on IRV in the Burlington Free Press. Gierzynski, who lost to Bob Kiss in a 2002 race for the legislature, observed that his party’s nominee, Andy Montroll, was the compromise choice who could theoretically beat any of the other candidates in a one-on-one race. But he failed to acknowledge that this “paradox” is more prevalent with “top-vote-getter” plurality elections and separate runoff elec-

IRV can never elect a candidate whom the majority thinks is the worst. they subdivide constituencies. A 40 percent plurality leader could be the candidate that 60 percent of voters consider to be the worst choice. Unlike the plurality system we now use to elect most state offices, IRV can never elect a candidate whom the majority thinks is the worst. Some say IRV is too hard for voters to understand and thereby discriminates against some voters. But the recount results prove otherwise. There was only one defective IRV ballot cast in the entire city of Burlington; 99.9 percent were valid. Plus, voters in low-income Wards 2 and 3 were just as likely to use alternate rankings as voters in the more affluent Wards 4, 6 and 7. A whopping 81.9 percent of voters in the low-income wards ranked more than one candidate, compared with 81.8 percent in the more affluent wards. IRV produces fair outcomes, not “perverse” ones, as claimed by UVM politi-

tions than with IRV. Montroll loses under plurality rules, coming in third, and in a traditional runoff fails to make it beyond the first round of voting. IRV gives such compromise candidates a better chance of winning than any voting method used by any government anywhere in the world. Gov. Jim Douglas last year vetoed adoption of IRV for our congressional elections, but he should reconsider. Like separate runoffs that are so much a part of our state’s political history, IRV determines the majority winner in the choice between the top two candidates, but without the side-effects of extended campaigns, lower voter turnouts and cost to candidates and taxpayers. Burlington’s remarkably successful IRV elections show that the Vermont League of Women Voters, Common Cause and dozens of state legislators are right to be seeking IRV for Vermont’s statewide elections. m

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Goal Oriented A new soccer company kicks off in South Burlington

ith all the cringe-worthy news of businesses closing around Burlington, it’s refreshing to hear of companies starting up. But one of the area’s newest entrepreneurs isn’t located anywhere near the Church Street Marketplace, or along STORY Williston or Shelburne roads, either. SARAH Nope — a spare bedroom in a condo on TUFF South Burlington’s Harbor View Road houses Sawol, which is short for “soccer, a IMAGE way of life.” MATTHEW Well, the spare bedroom holds most THORSEN of Sawol. “It frequently spills over to the living room and onto the kitchen More info, sawolsoccer.com table,” says 24-year-old David Bird of the online business he began six months ago. “We recently put in some shelving in the second bedroom to store some of the product.” That would be the T-shirts, track jackets and soccer balls that Bird envisioned long before they started encroaching on his home. Soccer really is a way of life for this Vermont native, who played on the Essex Recreation league as a kid and then was a sweeper, midfielder and goalie for Trinity Baptist School in Williston. At Bob Jones University in Greenville, South Carolina, Bird focused on midfield in the intramural program. Now he’s returned to Trinity Baptist as assistant coach. “Since I began coaching with them, our team has won two consecutive championships,” says Bird with pride. “In the off-season, I run a pickup soccer program and also play in various soccer leagues.” All this soccer on his brain sparked the idea of a company dedicated solely to the “beautiful game.” But it’s also a canny business move based on Bird’s observation that international sports-merchandise corporations can get overextended. “Too many companies have lost their commitment to the sport by trying to offer products related to multiple different sports,” he says. “We have no intention of ever doing this. We love to stress the fact that soccer is not merely a sport or a pastime.” Sawol started with T-shirts, which are easy to create and distribute. “We wanted to get the word out fast,” Bird says. “We also wanted some products that could be worn both on and off the field.” The company has just launched its first line of match-level soccer balls — standard white-and-black spheres accented with gold and the Sawol logo, for $29.99 apiece. “Everyone needs a good-quality, reasonably priced soccer ball and, if you’re like me, you need three or four,” Bird declares. “It seems like a lot of the soccer balls that are being produced by other companies are very low quality or extremely high priced.” Though Sawol operates mainly from South Burlington, the T-shirt printing is outsourced to Bandwagon Merchandise in Kansas City, and a friend in Pakistan manufactures the soccer balls. Bird notes he’s also collaborated with South Burlington’s Jeff Sheldon, who founded the Ugmonk apparel website; Catamount Web Solutions maintains the Sawol site. So far, there’s no brick-and-mortar store. It takes some serious handling skills to start a business amid the current financial fracas, but Bird says he and his business partner — his wife, Kristen — are keeping their eyes on the, well, ball. The couple’s dog, Teddy, provides “comic relief,” he adds. “Instead of looking at the current economy as an insurmountable obstacle, we have chosen to look at it as a challenge to meet and overcome,” says Bird. Like most savvy companies these days, Sawol is on Twitter and Facebook — with more than 200 group members at last count — and the site has an RSS feed. Bird says he uses online social networking to meet

It’s been exciting to see how soccer has become more and more popular over the last few years. DAVID BIRD

clients and share ideas. Soccer fans may remember that Danish company Hummel scored a U.S. headquarters in Burlington in 2004, only to go way offside — by mysteriously vanishing — shortly thereafter. “Currently we have every intention of growing and expanding while staying here in Vermont,” says Bird, heading off a Hummel comparison. “It’s important to our local economy that we stay here and continue to add value and assistance to [our] fellow Vermonters.” Besides, says Bird, he really loves the Green Mountain State. “Vermont offers an excellent quality of life that cannot be found in most other states,” he elaborates. “I was born and raised in Chittenden County, and it’s been exciting to see how soccer has become more and more popular over the last few years.” Next up for Sawol is another product launch — Bird says he’ll float a few ideas by the company’s Facebook fans and Twitter followers for a vote. “Soccer is a universal language that unites all cultures and people,” he concludes. “It truly is a way of life.” 

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nglo-Saxon profanity peppers everyday speech, for many of us with great regularity. Rarely, however, does prolific cursing become part of our profession, let alone something we hone into an art. Playwright David Mamet has an exceptional ear for how people really talk, and his characters curse up a storm. He uses raw language not for shock value but to reveal raw emotion. Mamet paints anger, frustration, pain and tenderness in his troubled male characters. Innumerable variations on “fuck” turn out to be effective brushstrokes for illustrating these feelings. The Green Candle Theatre Company’s current production of American Buffalo (1975), at the Outer Space Café in Burlington, demonstrates how funny, moving and beautiful Mamet’s seemingly simple characters are. The power comes from riveting performances by the play’s trio of actors: Dennis McSorley, John Alexander and Aaron Masi. “Don’t miss it” seems like a reviewer’s cliché, but I’ll say it anyway: Don’t miss it. The actors generate an intense chemistry that sweeps the audience into the story. This is what live theater, at its best, is supposed to do. Set in the mid-1970s, American Buffalo takes place at Don’s Resale, a junk shop located in an unnamed American city. Middle-aged Don (McSorley) has taken the young Bobby (Masi) under his wing. Bobby works for Don as his helper around the store, but the elder man is clearly giving him more than a business education. Don dispenses advice ranging from the streetwise (“Action talks and bullshit walks”) to the schoolmarmish (“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”). Don’s friend Teach (Alexander) drops by the shop, agitated about a big loss in a poker game the previous night. When Bobby steps out on an errand, Don fills Teach in on his next big score. A coin collector recently came into the shop and bought a buffalo nickel, which Don failed to recognize as valuable. Don and Bobby have been casing the collector’s house, with the goal of stealing and reselling his entire collection. Teach convinces Don that Bobby is too green for the job and that he, Teach, should do it instead. Don reluctantly agrees, but insists on enlisting another associate to help. When Bobby reports that the mark has gone out of town, the older men arrange to meet later that night to execute the scheme. Don makes up an excuse to exclude Bobby while trying to spare his feelings. When plans go awry, tempers flare dangerously. But the men realize that, ultimately, friendship trumps business. McSorley’s brilliantly understated performance as Don forms the heart of Tara Lee Downs’ skillfully directed production.

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MISS MARCH1/2H Former NYC comics Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore wrote, directed and star in this laugh-fest about a young man who wakes from a four-year coma to discover that his high school girlfriend has grown up to become a Playboy Playmate. (And this is your main concern after four years in a coma?) Naturally, that necessitates a road trip to Hef’s mansion for the purpose of winning her back. Raquel Alessi costars. (89 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace) PAUL BLART: MALL COPHH Kevin James plays a New Jersey shopping center security guard forced to save a group of hostages without the aid of a gun or actual police training. Costarring Jayma Mays and Keir O’Donnell. Directed by Steve (Daddy Day Care) Carr. (91 min, PG. Essex, Majestic) RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAINHH1/2 Dwayne Johnson, the artist formerly known as The Rock, stars in this update of the Disney franchise. A cab driver finds himself in the middle of a magical mix-up when a couple of teen passengers turn out to be runaways with supernatural powers fleeing the forces of evil. AnnaSophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig costar. Andy (The Game Plan) Fickman directs. (99 min, PG. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Welden) RACHEL GETTING MARRIEDHHHH Anne Hathaway stars as a recovering drug addict who checks out of rehab to check out the wedding of her jealous, unforgiving sister in this dysfunctional family drama from Jonathan Demme. With Debra Winger, Bill Irwin and Rosemarie DeWitt. (111 min, R. Roxy) REVOLUTIONARY ROADHHHH Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio — together again. Of course, the couple they play in Sam Mendes’ big-screen version of Richard Yates’ scathing novel about 1950s suburban life doesn’t get along quite as swimmingly as the pair they played last time around. With Kathy Bates and Michael Shannon. (119 min, R. Palace, Roxy) SLUMDOG MILLIONAIREHHH1/2 In this fanciful drama from Danny (Trainspotting) Boyle, Dev Patel plays a kid from the slums of Mumbai whose painful life experiences help him win big on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” With Anil Kapoor and Freida Pinto. (120 min, R. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Roxy, Stowe) TAKENHHHH A former CIA agent takes matters into his own hands when his daughter travels to Paris and is abducted by Albanian sex traders. Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace and Famke Janssen star. Pierre Morel directs. (91 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTONHH1/2 Brad Pitt is a man born with the unique problem of aging backwards in this historically sweeping adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s short story, directed by David (Fight Club) Fincher from a screenplay by Eric (Forrest Gump) Roth. With Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton. (167 min, PG-13. Palace) THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFTH1/2 Are you getting the impression that a remake of a vintage horror film will be released every week this year? Dennis Iliadis brings us this recycling of the 1972 Wes Craven gore-athon in which psychos torture and molest two young women and then coincidentally hide out at the home of one victim’s parents. Starring Tony Goldwyn, Monica Potter and Sara Paxton. (85 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount)

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THE PINK PANTHER 2HH Norwegian filmmaker Harald Zwart has made some of the lamest movies in the annals of American cinema: Agent Cody Banks and One Night at McCool’s, for example. He promises to continue the tradition with this follow-up to the critically savaged 2006 remake. Steve Martin, Jean Reno and Alfred Molina are squand — I mean, star. (92 min, PG. Capitol, Majestic) THE READERHHH In this adaptation of Bernhard Schlink’s novel, a postwar German teen has a passionate encounter with an older woman that forces him to ponder his relationship to the Nazi past. With Kate Winslet, David Kross and Ralph Fiennes. Stephen (The Hours) Daldry directs. (123 min, R. Big Picture, Essex, Roxy, Savoy, Stowe) THE WRESTLERHHH1/2 Mickey Rourke makes a stunning comeback in this gritty saga chronicling the struggles of a past-his-prime pro wrestler. Marisa Tomei and Evan Rachel Wood costar. Darren Aronofsky directs. (109 min, R. Capitol, Palace) TWO LOVERSHHH In what he claims will be his final film performance, Joaquin Phoenix plays a mentally unstable thirtysomething who earns the love of a caring young woman but chooses instead to pursue an equally unstable drug abuser who’s dating a married man. With Gwyneth Paltrow and Vinessa Shaw. Directed by James (We Own the Night) Gray. (110 min, R. Palace) WALTZ WITH BASHIRHHHHH Proving to any remaining skeptics that cartoons are not always for kids, Israeli director Ari Folman presents his own and others’ troubled memories of serving in the first Lebanon War in animated form. Winner of the Golden Globe for Best Foreign Language Film. With Ron Ben-Yishai, Ronny Dayag and Folman. (87 min, R. Roxy) WATCHMENHHH1/2 What would superheroes be like in the real world? Saviors of humanity or fascist tyrants? In Zack (300) Snyder’s adaptation of the landmark 1986 comic series by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons, a couple of misfits try to figure out who’s killing off “costumed heroes.” With Malin Akerman, Billy Crudup, Patrick Wilson, Matthew Goode and Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach. (163 min, R. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Welden)

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wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Finding Our Voices 7 (Thu only). Frost/Nixon 5:45 & 8 (Wed only). Slumdog Millionaire 5, 7:30. Hotel for Dogs 4. friday 20 — thursday 26 The Reader 6, 8:15. Gran Torino 2 (Fri-Sun), 5:30, 8. Coraline 2 (Fri-Sun), 4. See www.bigpicturetheater.info.

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ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Confessions of a Shopaholic 12:15, 7:30. Fired Up 3:15, 5:20, 7:20. He’s Just Not That Into You 4:25, 9:30. Miss March 1, 3:10, 5:20, 7:40, 9:45. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 12:15, 2:15, 7:10. Race to Witch Mountain 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Slumdog Millionaire 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. Taken 1, 9:25. The Last House on the Left 12, 2:30, 4:50, 7:25, 9:50. The Reader 2:30, 5, 9:45. Watchmen 12:30, 3:40, 6:45, 9:50. friday 20 — thursday 26 *Duplicity 1, 4, 7, 9:40. *I Love You, Man 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:50. *Knowing 12:50, 4, 7, 9:40. Fired Up 1:10, 5:15, 7:30. Miss March 3:10, 9:45. Race to Witch Mountain 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Slumdog Millionaire 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. The Last House on the Left 12, 2:30, 4:50, 7:25, 9:50. Watchmen 12:30, 3:40, 6:45, 9:50. Times subject to change. See www. essexcinemas.com.

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friday 20 — thursday 26 The Metropolitan Opera Presents Bellini’s La Sonnambula 1 (Sat only). *I Love You, Man 1:25, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. *Duplicity 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1, 3:45, 6:35, 9:15. *Knowing 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:20. Doubt 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:05, 6:30. Revolutionary Road 3:35, 8:50. Two Lovers 1:10, 3:40, 6:40, 9:05. Race to Witch Mountain 1:30, 3:55, 6:25, 8:35. Watchmen 1, 4:15, 7:35. The Last House on the Left 1:40, 4:20, 6:55, 9:25. Miss March 1:35 (except Sat), 8:30. Taken 4:05 (except Sat), 6:20.

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MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. frisday 18 — thursday 19 Watchmen 7. Slumdog Millionaire 7. wednesday 20 — thursday 26 *I Love You, Man 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 8:45 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). Watchmen 7 (Sun-Thu), 8:30 (Fri & Sat). Confessions of a Shopaholic 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6 (Fri & Sat).

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA

College Street, Burlington, 864-3456.

wednesday 18 — thursday 19 The Reader 5, 7:30. friday 20 — sunday 29 Twelfth Annual Green Mountain Film Festival. For movies, schedule and tickets, see www. greenmountainfilmfestival.org or call 262-3456. See www.savoytheater.com.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678.

wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Watchmen 7. The Reader 7. Slumdog Millionaire 7.

wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Finding Our Voices 7 (Wed only). Watchmen 1:25, 6:15, 9:15. Slumdog Millionaire 1:05, 3:50, 6:50, 9:20. The Reader 1:10, 3:35, 6:40, 9:10. Waltz With Bashir 1, 6:25. Rachel Getting Married 3:10, 8:30. Doubt 3:25, 6. Man on Wire 1:15, 8:15. Revolutionary Road 1:20, 4, 6:30, 9:05.

friday 20 — thursday 26 Schedule not available at press time.

friday 20 — thursday 26 *Duplicity 1, 3:40, 6:50, 9:20. *Knowing 1:10, 4, 7, 9:25. *I Love You, Man 1:15, 3:30, 7:10, 9:30. Slumdog Millionaire 1:05, 3:50, 6:40, 9:10. Watchmen 1:25, 6:15, 9:15. The Reader 1:20, 3:45, 6:30, 9:05.

friday 20 — thursday 26 *Knowing 2 (Sat & Sun), 6:45 & 9 (Fri-Sun), 7 (Mon-Thu). Race to Witch Mountain 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 8:45 (Fri-Sun). Watchmen 2 (Sat & Sun), 9 (Fri-Sun). Gran Torino 4 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week).

WELDEN THEATER

104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888. wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Race to Witch Mountain 7. Watchmen 7. Gran Torino 7.

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Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 18 — thursday 19 The Metropolitan Opera Presents Puccini’s Madama Butterfly 1 (Thu), 7 (Wed). Two Lovers 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:15, 3:45, 6:35, 9:05. Race to Witch Mountain 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:30, 3:55, 6:25, 8:35. The Last House on the Left 1:40, 4:10, 6:55, 9:20. Miss March 1:35, 4:05, 6:50, 9:10. Watchmen 1, 4:15, 6, 7:35, 9:15. Milk 12:55 (Wed), 8:40 (Thu). Taken 1:20, 4, 6:30, 8:50. The Wrestler 3:40 (Wed), 6:15 (Thu). The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2:30. Gran Torino 3:50, 6:20. He’s Just Not That Into You 1:05, 8:45.

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chef michael flanagan aGe: 49 reStaurant: Michael’s Good to Go LoCation: Waitsfield reStaurant aGe: 7 years CuiSine tyPe: “Vermont ingredients: global flavors” is one tagline they’ve used. traininG: “I’ve worked in restaurants since I was 13. I taught at NECI as an adjunct instructor and filled in, but never attended culinary school myself.” SeLeCted exPerienCe: Prep cook, Déjà Vu Café (in current Parima spot), Burlington (1983-1984); appetizer chef, Tucker Hill Lodge, Waitsfield (1986); chef-owner, Pitcher Inn, Warren (1987-1991); chef-owner, Michael’s at the Powderhound, Warren (1996-2001). What’S on the menu? “It’s take-out, so our menu has refined itself down to things that are really, really fast. Also, it takes into account what we can use that’s local, sustainable and, ideally, organic. It’s become a mix of south-of-the-border and Southeast Asian. But then, we do curries and noodles and dumplings. It’s what we enjoy, and I think what people like. We have some seafood and some vegetarian specials.”

Then they may head to Michael’s Good to Go, located in a shopping center in Waitsfield. Here, “fast food” could be “Down Island Yams & Greens Soup” with coconut milk and tamarind. Or “Sizzling Squid Salad.” Or veggie tacos made with ruby chard, potatoes and local goat cheese. Chefs from nearby restaurants stop by for the shredded pork shoulder with chipotle sauce and the ever-present Key lime pie.

13 with a job washing dishes at an Italian restaurant. In college, he caught a glimpse of upscale kitchen chic that convinced him to cook for a living. “I ... saw chefs at a French restaurant down the block with their fancy hats and coats, and I thought, ‘Those guys look really cool, I’m gonna keep doing this,’” Flanagan recalls. His toque dreams came true when he landed a job working under Culinary Institute

of America graduates at Burlington’s nowdefunct Déjà Vu Café. Back then, Flanagan says, chefs were “hired guns. It was all about our egos. We thought we could take anything and turn it into something delicious.” Later, while working at Waitsfield’s Tucker Hill Lodge, Flanagan learned a less brash approach from the man who would later found American Flatbread. “George Schenk was a mentor to me,” Flanagan says of the

cook who introduced him to the localvore philosophy. “He’d been in Vermont for a number of years, and he turned me on to being humble and listening to the land. Back then, that was radical talk.” At Seven Days, we believe that if chefs frequent a restaurant, others would be wise to follow suit. We decided to put Chef Flanagan on the grill. >> 04B

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What foods are always in your pantry? Nothing fancy, but certainly Vermont cheeses; we love those. For my [vegetarian] wife, they’re one of the little luxuries. Other than that, I’d say really good olive oil, really good vinegars like sherry 3/16/09 9:01:40 AM

There are my idols — Madeleine Kamman, Paula Wolfert, Marcella Hazan, Rick Bayless and Diana Kennedy — but I might not be good enough to cook for them. I was fortunate enough to be at a duck-cooking competition [where] Madeleine Kamman was one of the judges. I was lucky enough to win, and she spoke very kindly about me. You could have knocked me over with a feather. I made a pan-seared duck breast with tamarind-andblood-orange glaze and a potato-andscallion spring roll. It was very 1990s. Any disaster stories? When I was at college, I was working in the school cafeteria as a brunch cook, and I was in charge of the omelette station. I told them I was “so skilled,” and they said, “You’ll be the omelette chef.” On my first day of work, they said, “Get a case and a half of eggs and mix them up in the Hobart.” I thought it was on the lowest speed, and it was on the highest speed. It was pretty much like an egg tornado; it went everywhere. I was coated in egg. Which two cookbooks should every home cook own? I’m a big fan of Mark Bittman’s work. I really like How to Cook Everything. I think it’s a great, great basic one. The one I use a lot otherwise, because it is so simple, is Rick Bayless’ Mexican Everyday. It’s simple, but I think it’s true to its roots. Diana Kennedy’s books, too. I think I have two of them. She’s such a good writer.

If you weren’t a chef, what would your job be? More than likely, I think I would be some sort of a teacher. Name a local restaurant that you patronize. We don’t get out tons, of course. I think the guys at New World Tortilla have done a really solid job for years. Their food has always been clean, tasty and affordable; they do such a great job at such a great price. They’re kind of unrecognized. Flatbread is such a thrill ride. [We go to] the Royal Orchid in Montpelier. And when we can afford to, we go out to the Green Cup [Café and Bakery in Waitsfield]. Name a few local products you eat at home. Well, we’re huge fans of goat cheese from pretty much anywhere in Vermont. I have access to Vermont Butter & Cheese products, and they’re so great. Other than that, it’s kind of hit or miss. I go to Cheese Traders whenever I’m in Burlington. All summer our vegetables and greens come from Dave Hartshorn. It’s a great way to eat. Butterworks Farm has been doing a great job with grains and beans. I get their oatmeal, wholewheat flour, black beans. They cost more than commercial black beans cost, but it’s still not that expensive. I use their flour at home when I bake bread. It’s such a nice thing. What is something every restaurant patron should know but doesn’t? How much pressure the waitstaff is under, between the kitchen staff and the customer, and how difficult that is to deal with emotionally. Give them respect. My mom was a waitress, my wife was for years, and my daughter is now. It’s such a tough way to make a living on so many levels. What are your hobbies? I’m an avid skier and fly fisherman, and we go camping a lot. We’ll occasionally close on a powder day. People will actually harsh on me when there’s 6 inches of snow [and the restaurant isn’t closed]. In the beginning I had a really strict rule: If there’s 4 to 6 inches, lunch will probably be late; if there’s 6 inches, lunch will probably be canceled; 12 inches or more, forget about it. Do you have a favorite food that you’d consider a guilty pleasure? I don’t really like junk food. I haven’t eaten in a McDonald’s since I was 19 or so. I just kind of realized this stuff is just poison. When we go up to Montréal, which we ideally do a couple times a year, we’ll tend to go to one of a couple different pâtisseries, and we’ll just load up. Everybody gets a few pastries, incredible unpasteurized cheeses from France, I’ll get a few pâtés, and we’ll go to the park and gorge ourselves. m

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This January, Chef Matthew Birong was startled to see a newspaper ad for 3Squares VT — the supplemental nutrition program that used to be called “food stamps.” Birong is the owner of 3 Squares Café, a downtown Vergennes eatery that serves daily breakfast, lunch and dinner. Although he’d heard from an inside source that the program’s new title was “floated around in December,” Birong believed that having registered his trade name several years ago would protect him. “I thought they would have kept that name

If employment postings on the site are any indication, the eatery’s owners have a sense of humor. Future bouncers at Das Bierhaus should “have experience in bouncing, law enforcement, motorcycle gangs or another related line of work ... and be able to remove Hans and Franz forcibly, if needed.” Waitresses should be “comfortable working in a dirndl.” An essay question asks applicants to write a haiku explaining how to survive an attack by “a velociraptor ... on a hoverboard.” Though the site is accepting electronic employment applications, it offers no contact info for the owners. Calls to Burlington’s Department of Planning & Zoning Commission were not returned. They’re barely over the drinking age themselves, but Pat Lahey and John Farr, both 23, and Nathan Messier, 26, plan to open their own bar in the former Bonz Smokehouse & Grill space in Morrisville. The joint, called The Knotty Pine, is scheduled to start serving suds in June and will also dish up casual fare such as wings and burgers.

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for me,” he says. “I called my attorney.” He also called Renée Richardson, the program’s director. “She didn’t seem surprised to hear from me,” Birong says. “I made the point that I respected the program — I think they do a great thing — I was just hoping they could find another cute name for it. She said the secretary of state thought the name was different enough.” Next, Birong’s lawyer sent along a cease-anddesist letter, to no avail. Birong is considering a lawsuit, though he hopes to avoid that recourse. “I have several contract attorneys who are customers,” he says. “I asked, ‘Do I have a leg to stand on?’ One of them said, ‘You have two.’” The chef is curious about the timing of the name’s approval — on Christmas Eve. His source, he claims, told him the Department for Children and Families tried numerous variations on the name 3 Squares “until something stuck.” Birong wonders if, “because it was the day before everybody goes on break, and they needed to launch the program in early January, somebody just got sick of looking at it and rubber-stamped it.” For now, a Google search on “3 Squares Vermont” brings up links to Birong’s restaurant — which he says is doing well despite the economy. As information about the new state program spreads, that could change. Is Birong overreacting? “I think you’d be hard pressed to find a restaurant that wouldn’t be upset having their name tossed around,” he says. “I think it’s confusing to the public.” About 20 of his customers have commented on the similarity. “Everybody is in disbelief over it,” Birong avers. “I paid [the state] to protect my name, and they turned a blind eye to that when they wanted it for their own needs.”

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Do you have to go to Bavaria — or Michigan’s famous Oktoberfest — to dine al fresco on bratwurst and ’kraut accompanied by frothy brews? Not according to new website Dasbierhausvt.com, which maintains that residents of Burlington could be sunning themselves in a biergarten as soon as June. The site boasts: “Das Bierhaus will be opening on lower Church St. in June of 2009 ... It will feature a traditional German setting on the ground floor, a ski chalet interior on the second floor, and Burlington’s only biergarten on the roof.” Where’s all this going? A photo of the resto’s future home shows the lot that once housed Five Spice Café.

Last Sunday, 50 hungry Burlington-area residents gathered at Pauline’s Café on Shelburne Road to talk about forming a new Queen City chapter of Slow Food — the international nonprofit dedicated to the preservation of traditional foods and “food ways.” Although the state already has a Montpelierbased chapter, Mara Welton of Half Pint Farm thought it might be time to expand. “It’s about access,” she explains. “I helped organize a few events [in central Vermont], and it became evident to me that people in Vermont are very community focused; they don’t travel.” As the meeting progressed, though, it became clear that creating a new chapter wasn’t the way to go. “There’s a long application, a lot of rules you have to follow, things that were unappealing to folks,” Welton says. Instead, the diners decided to invigorate the existing chapter by planning upcoming events in Chittenden County. They also stressed their preference for “grassroots events” such as potlucks and cooking workshops over the traditional whitetablecloth gatherings at area restaurants. Overall, Welton says, “It was a really great meeting.” When she organized a similar gettogether in 2006, she recalls, only four people showed. Slow and steady wins the race ...

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For Vermont localvores who celebrate Passover, finding lamb shanks and bitter herbs is a breeze. Stocking up on unleavened bread could be trickier. Until now. Julie Sperling and Doug Freilich of Naga Bakehouse in Middletown Springs recently invented Vermatzah, a round, handmade, wood-fired alternative to the mass-produced Manischewitz matzohs you find in the supermarket. As a bonus, each box comes with a small bag of wheat seeds so eaters can, in theory, start growing their own. But is Vermatzah kosher? Technically, no: Sperling and Freilich haven’t gone through the multistep certification process, which involves rabbinical supervision and the payment of an annual fee. Naga’s packaging explains: “Vermatzah is eco-kosher, connecting modern ecology with ancient dietary laws and ethical standards about food production, preparation and eating.” Boxes of the wheat-y treat are available at Naga and at a handful of area markets, but only until the end of Passover. In a world where starvation kills approximately 30,000 people each day, not everyone would turn down Nutraloaf, a finger food composed in part of whole-wheat bread, beans, spinach and tomato paste. But the wholesome yet unappetizing concoction may no longer be served to Vermont prison inmates without a disciplinary hearing. Last week, the Vermont Supreme Court ruled that a Nutraloaf diet, sometimes given to inmates who fling feces at staffers, is effectively “a punishment” and hence subject to due process. The decision came from a 3-2 majority.

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t may feel like spring, but there are still two weeks left in Seven Days’ “Winter Bites” promotion, and we thought we’d tell you about it one last time. What is “Winter Bites”? It was conceived as a way to help area eateries beat the annual, postholiday slow season by encouraging folks to dine out. And dine out again. And again. In fact, for every visit you make to one of our 70-plus participating restaurants (listed on page 23B), you’ll get a chance to win our grand prize: a decadent stay at Topnotch Resort, including spa treatments and a special meal prepared by Chef Mark Timms. To enter, just send in receipts from any of the eateries — located throughout our readership area — by April 7. And don’t forget to include your name and phone number. To give you a little taste of the delicious meals you could experience in your quest to win, we looked at the online 7 Nights Guide to Restaurants and Bars to locate some saucy comments written by our readers. Please note: The comments are minimally edited, and the opinions therein are not endorsed by Seven Days staffers.

satisfaction is on a par with the quality of the food, providing a well balanced and delightful dining experience.”

Tilley’S café 161 church Street, Burlington, 658-4553 rated: HHHH On March 1, “Petesa” said: “Four of us dined before the Capitol Steps show @ The Flynn on 02/22 at 8 p.m. Our reservation was for 6 p.m. We were seated promptly and in about 15 minutes, almost every table was full. We ordered drinks, appetizers and entrées. The timing and presentation were perfect, the waitress handled her tables very well, and we were taken care of to our satisfaction. The food was delicious, priced right, and we had plenty of time to get to our show on time. Thanks, Tilley’s Staff!!”

aSiana noodle Shop 88 church Street, Burlington, 862-8828 rated: HHHH

pulcinella’S 100 dorset Street, South Burlington, 863-1000 rated: HHHH On March 3, “MonroeLaw” said: “My son is a student at Champlain, which leaves little money in the family budget for dining out. However, whenever we are in town we make it a point to have lunch or dinner at Pulcinella’s. The food is authentic Italian cuisine prepared fresh by a chef whose love of his art comes through in every dish. The service and attention to customer

china expreSS 30 north Street, Burlington, 862-8008 rated: HHH On February 18, “Dichosa” said: “We ordered a bunch of different dishes and enjoyed everything. We got both vegetarian and meat dinners and I was pleased with everything we had. It was my first time ordering from here and I’ll definitely do it again.”

Junior’S iTalian 85 South park drive, colchester, 655-5555 rated: HHHH On February 17, “Weatherlady” said: “We’ve gone to Junior’s several times, and each time the food was really very good. My favorite was a special they had the other night, mussels in a saffron broth. OMG, that broth was sooo good! I hope they have it again. And there is so much food that we usually bring home enough for another meal.”

handy’S lunch 74 maple Street, Burlington, 864-5963 rated: HHHH On March 10, “Merjean” said: “My husband and I live in New York. We visit Burlington frequently, and Handy’s Lunch is always a must! We love the “Big Daddy” breakfast, the quick service and low prices. For a great breakfast (or lunch ... mmm, Texas chili dogs), Handy’s can’t be beat! P.S. It is also fun to hear all of the ‘chit chat’ around the counter.”

Church St. and Main St. is Vietnam Restaurant #2. I have eaten here several times now and have thoroughly enjoyed the food. The tiger roll sampler is my favorite appetizer and the soup I had was wonderful. The young lady who waited on my table was very friendly and attentive to my needs, and made sure I was enjoying my meal. I do highly recommend this restaurant.”

On February 28, “Uberlocalvore” said: “Oh, how I’ve been waiting for a noodle house in BTown! How fortunate we are to have the folks from Asiana House heading up this new venture ...We had the ginger tea (YUM!), the fried oysters (YUM!), and I got the kim chee broth with beef and my honey got the tom yum soup with chicken ... Tom yum was perfectly flavored and spicy (just what the doctor ordered!) with wide rice noodles, and the kim chee was just right with the glass noodles and the beef was a perfect fit ... Thank you for a great noodle shop finally — can’t wait to try everything on the menu!”

VieTnam reSTauranT ii 169 church Street, Burlington, 859-9998 rated: HHHH On February 23, “Calisto” said: “Near the intersection of Lower

ToScano café BiSTro 27 Bridge Street, richmond, 434-3148 rated: HHHH On February 15, “Five Star” said: “I have never had a more enjoyable, pleasant dinner. I really enjoyed my dining experience. The food was absolutely fantastic and the staff was upbeat and a joy to be around. I would give this restaurant six stars if I could.”

T BoneS reSTauranT and Bar 38 lower mountain View drive, colchester, 654-8008 rated: HHH On Febuary 10, “Fairaddice” said: “Where can you go in this area and have a LIVE guy playing organ and singing all the favorites of today and yesterday? AND taking requests to make your special event even more memorable ... He plays Friday and Saturday nights in the restaurant,

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The Bee’s Knees 82 Lower Main street, Morrisville, 888-7889 Rated: HHHH On February 9, “DTP123” said: “This is what a community-based bistro should be! Well-prepared and seasoned food in a casual, fun atmosphere. It is very approachable without any pretense. My only wish is that I lived closer so I could go more often.”

The sKinnY PancaKe 60 Lake street, Burlington, 540-0188 Rated: HHH On January 30, “Gastrononmicaldelight” said: “The menu of the week features Poutine .... an inexpensive French-Canadian dish. I am an expert and have to say that the folks at the Skinny served an upscale version which is among the best I’ve had the pleasure to eat. Much applause. Thank You! I’ll be back for more.”

WindJaMMeR ResTaURanT & UPPeR decK PUB 1076 Williston Road, south Burlington, 862-6585 Rated: HHHH On January 27, “CharlieBarley” said: “I love the Jammer. Consistently good food, though a little pricey. Pleasant servers, and the last time I went the hostess was hilarious and lovely, a perfect intro to a good meal. The salad bar never disappoints, and the house dressing is amazing!”

saKURa sUshi & KiTchen 19 Taft corners shopping center, Williston, 288-8052 Rated: HHH On January 25, “BigSlim77” said: “Great authentic Japanese food and down-to-earth, relaxed atmosphere. We have been there several times and never been disappointed.”

Big faTTY’s BBQ 55 Main street, Burlington, 864-5513 Rated: HHH

café MediTeRRano 17 Park street, essex Junction, 878-9333 Rated: HHHH On January 28, “Vermont08” said: “A total fan, awesome lunch location. Try the stuffed grape leaves or the falafel ... mmmm! The staff are great and are willing to cater to unique requests ... it is a great restaurant for everyone!”

The daiLY PLaneT 15 center street, Burlington, 862-9647 Rated: HHHH On January 28, “BTVfoodie” said: “I am a longtime patron of the Planet, mostly for drinks and light fare in the bar and a handful of times in the dining room. It was a very comfortable place, but the expectations were never very high, service was usually slow, food so-so, wine list mediocre at best. However, I recently brought my parents and sister for dinner and was very pleasantly surprised. TOTALLY new wine list with some great offerings at very reasonable prices. I had the lamb lollipops and the duck confit crepe. Both excellent. It was nice to get lamb cooked the way it should be, not overcooked. Everyone else at the table was very pleased as well. Keep it up, Planet! I’ll be back much more frequently.”

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They used lots of local and organic ingredients, had ample staff on hand, and the food was excellent ... I’m not sure when I’ll next need to have a catered dinner, but I have no doubt I’ll have it at Magnolia.”

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<music> JUST LIKE EVERY COWBOY SINGS A SAD, SAD SONG :: Raina Rose claims to have been “born on the day the music died.” If you believe Don McLean, that was February 3, 1959; the day Buddy Holly’s plane crashed. That would put the Austin-by-way-of Portland, Oregon, singer-songwriter’s age at ... 50? No way. At least not judging by the pic to the right. Perhaps the up-and-coming newfolk tunesmith means the line metaphorically. In that sense, the statement rings true. Rose’s sprightly vocal delivery and sage wordplay hint at the depth and wisdom of an ageless soul. This weekend the wandering minstrel makes a pair of Vermont appearances with Atlanta’s Rebecca Loebe: Thursday at Montpelier’s Langdon Street Café and Friday at Burlington’s Radio Bean.

Club listings & spotlights are written by Dan Bolles. Spotlights are at the discretion of the editor. Send listings by Friday at noon, including info phone number, to clubs@sevendaysvt.com. Find past album reviews and future club dates online at www.sevendaysvt.com/music.

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dancing, rapping and, of course, DJing. The show will feature a live art exhibit from local high school graffiti artists, dancing from the Cheeks Dance Crew, L.A.-based MC Phil Da Agony and a turntablism demo from the seven graduating DJs. Best of luck to the Class of 2009.

Though Neko Case has nabbed headlines as the state’s most famous new resident, there is actually another remarkably talented songstress No really, I did. Take that, David Brooks. who now calls Vermont home. And this one actually returns emails. Those of you who still read newspapers — which I assume would How novel! be all of you if you are reading this, right? — may have caught last Tiffany Pfeiffer comes to us by way of Omaha, Des Moines, San Thursday’s lengthy New York Times feature on now Francisco and, most locally legendary Detroit proto-punkers Death and recently, Brooklyn. Now Caroline O’Connor and Sean Altrui have been palling around, their offspring/offshoot/most-talked-about new based in Burlington, musically speaking, for the better part of a year, and introduced the local band in years, Rough Francis. If you haven’t I’m predicting she’ll be term “ambient djembe” into our collective musical lexicon. While the seen it, I’d suggest you do. Unlike Pitchfork’s review a local favorite very term might not take off beyond the friendly confines of the Burlington of Death’s ...For All the World to See, it’s very well soon. And as regular music scene, the pair’s heady fusion of loops, saxophone, vocals and, done. And, yes, I’m still rather miffed about that. readers know, I’m like of course, djembe just might. This Tuesday at the 1/2 Lounge, they Even if you are already familiar with the the Nostradamus of play their first show under their new moniker, Tapis Bleu. remarkable story of Death/Rough Francis — which local music. Remember Speaking of experimental forays, this week’s calendar is chock-full at this point, you have no excuse not to be — Mike when I called the of ’em... Rubin’s “This Band Was Punk Before Punk Was Phish reunion last Wednesday, March 18, The Bakery plays host to a show organized Punk” is an excellent read. The article captures the summer? I mean, by Burlington’s holy trinity of experimental provocateurs, Greg Davis, nuances and personal details of Death’s tale in a who could have seen Toby Aronson (ex-Oak) and A Snake in the Garden’s Matt Mayer. way that most of the local coverage didn’t. And that that coming, right? Slated to appear are Brooklyn-based synth/drone mavens Infinity includes the numerous pieces written by yours truly Anyhoo... Window, Dutch psych-trance outfit Stellar OM Source, Cleveland’s — I’m not too proud to admit when I’ve been oneWith influences Mark McGuire — of Emeralds renown, not to be confused with upped. Hell, Rubin even managed to get The White ranging from Ella the baseball player — and a Davis-Aronson collaboration called Stripes’ Jack White to weigh in, albeit via email: Fitzgerald and Nina Harmonizer. TIFFANY PFEIFFER “The first time the stereo played ‘Politicians in My Simone to Massive Just up North Winooski Avenue at Radio Bean on Sunday night, Eyes,’ I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. When Attack and Thievery Aether Everywhere’s Jay Blanchard welcomes sweet drone duo loud I was told the history of the band and what year Corporation, the and SAD and SP Koeller, also formerly of Oak. they recorded this music, it just didn’t make sense. Ahead of punk, and sultry singer is something like a well-adjusted — and dentally In (slightly) more conventional sounds, two seriously intriguing ahead of their time.” conscious — Amy Winehouse. With voice that sounds like it jumped acts from Portland, Maine, will visit us this week: Brenda and Metal Amen, Jack. Now, do you think you could have a word or two with off an old phonograph, she mixes a classic-jazz vocal aesthetic with Feathers. Both bands stem from another Portland outfit, the late, Pitchfork? a cornucopia of modern beats, flavors and rhythms. All of which is to great Cult Maze, which made a few well-received Burlington-area say, she is a truly intriguing new addition to our cozy local scene. appearances last year. If you like your quirky indie-rock poppy side Pfeiffer has a new EP in the works, which we can hope to see in up, I’d heartily recommend both bands. Catch a pair of stripped-down the near future. In the meantime, you sets at the 1/2 Lounge can catch her with her ever-changing this Thursday. The If you like the alt-country — and I know you do — then you really backing group, The Discarnate Band, following night, The need to check out local all-star band du jour, The Lonestar Chain. this Friday at The Bee’s Knees in Monkey House — Led by The Cush’s Burette Douglass, the band is sort of Burlington’s Morrisville. where else? — hosts answer to alt-country supergroup Golden Smog, which over the both bands in all their years has featured, among others, The Jayhawks’ Gary Louris, amp-busting glory Soul Asylum’s Dave Pirner and Wilco’s Jeff Tweedy. By the way, with Paddy Reagan’s I’m guessing you’ll hear a Golden Smog tune or two at Tweedy’s side-side-side project upcoming solo show at Higher Ground. To go back another generation, Paper Castles. you could also roughly equate them to The Traveling Wilburys. Or And finally, the most badass — and underrated — supergroup of all time, The This Friday, my alma mater, The this just in from Highwaymen. Lab Turntablism and Urban Music the Department Regardless of whom you liken them to, the simple fact of the Production Center, will be sending the of Thoroughly matter is that The Lonestar Chain rocks. But with the likes of Cave next generation of DJs out into the Unconfirmed Wild Bees’ Creston Lea, skins-man-about-town Steve Hadeka and guitar world with a graduation ceremony at Rumors: Phish at god Bill Mullins flanking Douglass, would you really expect any less? the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge Fenway? Wicked No, you wouldn’t. entitled “The 4 Seasons of Hip Hop.” pissah. m If you can believe it, the band promises to get even better this Word. week as former Chuch co-front man Matt Hayes signs on to play some For the uninitiated, the four seasons pedal steel and dobro. They’ll be breaking hearts and whiskey bottles represent the four elements of hip-hop CAROLINE O’CONNOR AND SEAN ALTRUI this Friday at Radio Bean. culture: graffiti, b-boy and hip-hop

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:: champlain valley on The rISe BAkery: gabe Jarrett Trio (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations. TWo BroTherS TAvern: dJ dizzle (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

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:: regional MonoPoLe doWnSTAIrS: gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free. oLIve rIdLey’S: open Mic with Mike Pederson, 9 p.m., Free. naked Thursdays with 95 TripleX (DJ), 10 p.m., Free. TABu cAFé And nIghTcLuB: karaoke night with Sassy entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

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:: central BLAck door BAr & BISTro: Bossman (rock), 9:30 p.m., $5. chArLIe o’S: Made In Iron: A Tribute to Iron Maiden (metal), 10 p.m., Free.

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:: champlain valley BristoL BaKEry and Café: seth Eames & Michael Chorney (acoustic), 8 p.m., Donations. City LiMits: top Hat Entertainment dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. on tHE risE BaKEry: third down (rock), 7:30 p.m., Donations. two BrotHErs tavErn: Gordon stone Band (bluegrass), 10 p.m., $3.

:: northern BEE’s KnEEs: tiffany Pfeiffer & the discarnate Band (trip-hop, soul), 7:30 p.m., Donations. tHE HuB PizzEria & PuB: Jeremy Harple (rebel folk), 9 p.m., Free. Jd’s PuB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3. rusty naiL: Last Kid Picked (rock), 10 p.m., $5.

:: regional MonoPoLE: Glass onion (rock), 10 p.m., Free. MonoPoLE downstairs: Gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. oLivE ridLEy’s: ten year vamp (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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242 Main: the feverbreakers, neon Magus, Cheeseburger donkeys (rock), 7 p.m., $7. AA. BaCKstaGE PuB: sideshow Bob (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Banana winds Café & PuB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. City sPorts GriLLE: a House on fire (rock), 9 p.m., Free. CLuB MEtronoME: retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5. ELLEy-LonG MusiC CEntEr, st. MiCHaEL’s CoLLEGE: Karen Mcfeeters Cd release Party (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., $12. AA. franny o’s: Balance dJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. GrEEn rooM: Envy with dJ Haitian & friends (electro-crunk), 10 p.m., Free. HiGHEr Ground BaLLrooM: ozomatli with Chali 2na (hip-hop, funk), 8:30 p.m., $20. AA. HiGHEr Ground sHowCasE LounGE: third saturday dance Party: super Heroes Edition with dJ alan Perry & dJ Llu, 8:30 p.m., $7/10. AA. JP’s PuB: dave Harrison’s starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LinCoLn inn tavErn: Quadra (rock), 9 p.m., Free. nECtar’s: Jacob Clark (singersongwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Myra flynn (neo-soul), 7 p.m., Free. Maddub (electro-reggae), 10 p.m., $5. radio BEan: Birds & Beasts (indie-folk), 6 p.m., Free. Brinks & How to Make a Circus (indie), 8 p.m., Free. Xander naylor trio (experimental-jazz), 11 p.m., Free. rasPutin’s: Massive (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. rEd sQuarE: wagan (rock), 9 p.m., $3. dJ a-dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. rí rá irisH PuB: Plaid daddy (rock), 10 p.m., Free. sECond fLoor: déjà vu Ladies’ night (DJ), 9 p.m., $3/10.

tHE sKinny PanCaKE: the Porters, the woodrow wilsons (indie-folk), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

:: central BLaCK door Bar & Bistro: Michael Chorney & seth Eames (acoustic), 9:30 p.m., $5. tHE CEntEr BaKEry & Café: Billy Caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., Free. CHarLiE o’s: Live Music, 10 p.m., Free. Gusto’s: Hat trick (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. LaMB aBBEy: dave Keller, ira friedman (blues), 8 p.m., Donations. LanGdon strEEt Café: the Ericksons (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Philadelphia slick (hip-hop), 9:30 p.m., $5 under 21. PurPLE Moon PuB: Blue fox (blues), 8 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley City LiMits: dance Party with dJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. dan’s PLaCE: Cooper Lavoie (blues), 8 p.m., Free. on tHE risE BaKEry: amapola (Latin jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations. two BrotHErs tavErn: dJ Jam Man (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

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SEVEN DAYS | march 18-25, 2009 | music 13B

Phish to Play Burlington!

Days Dan Bolles, Seven St. 255 S. Champlain 401 Burlington, VT 05

Phish Box 4400 406 Burlington, VT 05

OK, not really — but they should March 18, 2009 Dear Messrs. Anastasio, Fishman, Gordon and McConnell,

irst and foremost, allow me to extend my sincere congratulations regarding your recent reunion shows at Hampton. By all accounts, I’m told they were an unbridled success, surpassing even the most rabid Phish fan’s wildest expectations. Given that yours is an especially finicky fan base, that’s really saying something. I’m sure getting back on the, um, train after such a lengthy layoff inspired a degree of nerve-wracking trepidation I couldn’t begin to fathom. So, to pull the reunion off so comprehensively is truly a credit to your immeasurable collective talent and the sterling legacy that is Phish. Coming from me, I imagine that last sentence may strike you as something of a surprise or, worse, as disingenuous. And that’s understandable. In my close to two-year tenure as music editor at your hometown alt-weekly rag, I’ve spared precious few opportunities to sling snark in your direction. In fact, one of my first CD reviews for 7D, Page’s solo album, began with the line, “I don’t

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like Phish.” So I wouldn’t be surprised to find that you’re not exactly fans of mine, either. But my reasons for writing today are much bigger than you or me. While we may feel a little animosity toward each other, we also share something else: a home. And it needs your help. I doubt I need to tell you that the economy is in rough shape. Vermont has been spared to some degree, at least compared with much of the country. But the state is still in a bad way. To be painfully blunt, we need money. Badly. And perhaps just as much, we could use a little fun. And you, Phab Phour, are in a unique position to offer both. The early estimates out of Hampton are that your shows infused between $7 and $8 million into that region’s economy. While I certainly don’t begrudge Virginians the windfall, I can’t help imagining what a Phish show in Vermont could mean here. As a starting point, Coventry netted a cool 10 mill. I think you know where I’m going with this. But just in case: We need you to play in Vermont. And soon. I know what you’re gonna say: “Where?” And that’s a fair question. To pull this off, you need to be able to build what amounts to the

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largest city in the state for one weekend. As you know, that’s no small task. But guess what? We’ve already done that for you. It’s called Burlington. Maybe you’ve heard of it? To be clear, I’m not suggesting you play at a venue in Burlington. That’s just absurd. I’m suggesting the venue is Burlington. And, no, I’m not high. While no single venue in the Burlington area is large enough to accommodate you, the city boasts a wealth of stages and public spaces that, when added up, could create the most unique concert experience in history. And, no, I’m still not high. Let’s look at Jazz Fest. For more than a week every June, the entire city is transformed into an enormous cabaret, with shows on Church Street, the Waterfront, the Flynn and pretty much every nightclub in town. What I’m proposing is that we take that model and blow it up to what could become mythical proportions. Here’s how: For starters, we’ll need a really big stage. Unfortunately, there isn’t a lot of open land to accommodate one. But that’s OK, because our stage is going in the lake. Specifically, just outside of the breakwater on Burlington Bay. I mean, if a floating stage is good enough for Montréal...

Then, sell tickets to the entire Waterfront area, which, with a stage in the lake, becomes an enormous natural amphitheater able to accommodate tens of thousands of people. And that’s not even counting how many folks you could fit in boats on the harbor. How much do you think the average Phish fan would pay for a booze-cruise ticket to this show? I’m thinking a lot. The city itself may be ill prepared to suddenly double its population — what to do with all those people when they’re not grooving on the Waterfront? The answer? Give ’em something else to do. Set up stages all over town — Church Street, Battery Park, North Beach, Oakledge, etc. — and invite bands and performance artists, local and otherwise, to play during the day. Most would probably do it for the exposure, or just to say they were involved. Hell, you guys could even make surprise appearances or play solo sets. In Phishhead lingo, it would be epic. As for the aftermath, we could assign the hundreds of folks arrested on drug charges to cleanup duty in lieu of fines or jail time. Everybody wins. I could go on. But I know you’re busy.

Obviously, my plan is not without major flaws. Do I really expect you to turn Burlington into a psychedelic Disneyland? Not really. And would I expect the city to go for it if you did? Doubtful, though I’d be happy to ask on your behalf. No, my only real hope is that you will take a moment to seriously consider what a Phish show in Vermont would mean to your home state. Even in the age of trillion-dollar budgets, $10 million is still a lot of money, especially here. And on the chance that you find a way to make it happen, I do have a number for a floating-stage guy...

Sincerely,

Dan Bolles

P.S. Any chance I could score Monster Seats at Fenway?

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HEAL-In SESSIOnS (roots/dub) w. BRIAnDEyE & REvEREnCE

Tue. 3.24 8pm Birds and Beasts (indiefolk) 9pm Tapis Bleu (ambient sax & djembe)

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SAT.21 << 11B Olive Ridley’s: Ten year vamp (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Tabu Café and nighTClub: all night dance Party with dJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

SUN.22 :: burlington area

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is the perfect example of that notion. Whether performing as a trio or a sprawling 12-member orchestra, the group delivers a dynamic, nuanced show centered on MC noesis’ socially conscious, playfully literate flow. Catch them this Saturday as Halogen Records presents a rare hip-hop

1/2 lOunge: youTube night, 10 p.m., Free. baCksTage Pub: karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free. Club MeTROnOMe: family night Open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+). fRanny O’s: balance dJ & karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. higheR gROund ballROOM: ivan neville’s dumpstaphunk, Jonah smith (funk), 8:30 p.m., $16/18. AA. linCOln inn TaveRn: Pine street Jazz, 6 p.m., Free. neCTaR’s: Mi yard Reggae night with big dog & demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. nighTCRawleRs: karaoke with steve leClair, 7 p.m., Free. RadiO bean: Old Time sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. loud & sad, sP koeller (drone), 8 p.m., Free. Rí Rá iRish Pub: Trinity (Irish), 5 p.m., Free.

:: central langdOn sTReeT Café: Cabin fever series: The speedbumps (chamber folk), 3 p.m., Donations.

:: northern bee’s knees: scott forest (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. The hub PizzeRia & Pub: Jazz on Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

MON.23 :: burlington area

1/2 lOunge: heal-in sessions with briandeye & Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. neCTaR’s: The feverbreakers, The Powder kegs, buzz Jar (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. RadiO bean: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. Red squaRe: dJ zJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

:: central langdOn sTReeT Café: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

TUE.24 :: burlington area

leunig’s: Jenni Johnson Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. linCOln inn TaveRn: Jam night, 7 p.m., Free. The MOnkey hOuse: hip-hop Open Mic with dakota, 10 p.m., Free. neCTaR’s: duane Carleton (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. wbkM bluesday Tuesday with The book’em blues band, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PaRiMa aCOusTiC lOunge: island night with dJ skinny T (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. RadiO bean: honky Tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. Red squaRe: world bashment with demus & super k (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

:: central ChaRlie O’s: karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. langdOn sTReeT Café: Jacob Clark (acoustic), 8 p.m., Donations. Pan-am down (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley TwO bROTheRs TaveRn: Monster hits karaoke, 9 p.m.

:: northern bee’s knees: bottom shelf bootleggers (old-time), 7:30 p.m., Donations. PieCassO: karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

1/2 lOunge: Tapis bleu, birds & beasts (alt-whatever, ambient djembe), 8 p.m., Free.

hootenanny at Montpelier’s Langdon Street Café. Brooklyn-based folk darlings The ericksons open up.

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kaRen MCfeeTeRs, HERE AND NOW

MiChael ChORney & seTh eaMes, IT DISAPPEARS

(Self-released, CD)

There is a certain romanticism implicit in staying up late and howling at the moon. While psychologists might suggest such behavior hints at a sort of emotional emptiness, it also has led to some of our most compelling art and music — for example, Frank Sinatra’s In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning, for which Ol’ Blue Eyes would never begin a recording session until at least 10 o’clock at night. Or take Tom Waits’ Nighthawks at the Diner. The gravelly voiced anti-crooner recorded his boozy masterpiece in front of a live audience, late at night in a small L.A. studio, to capture the feel of a smoky jazz cabaret. Those two classics are but a small sampling of the brilliance born out of latenight/early-morning inspiration. “People try all sorts of things in the studio to try and get that late-night vibe. The only way to do it is to do it,” says Seth Eames of his latest collaboration with Michael Chorney, It Disappears. Recorded in the stark clarity of two very-latenight sessions this January, the album is a marvel of bleary-eyed artistry. In a way, it’s a follow-up to Eames’ stunning 2008 solo effort, the Chorney-produced Two Moons Pulling Down on Me. Opener “Slow Down Blues” bears a similar, beautifully fractured feel. This shouldn’t come as a surprise, given that It Disappears was ultimately the product of postrecording collaborations between the two in the wee small hours following the Moons sessions. But the results are equally striking. Uniquely full in both tone and sly emotive heft, Eames’ baleful, hollow-bodied voice seems the perfect vehicle for whiskey-soaked ruminations such as these. Over rambling, bluesy acoustic progressions, he howls at the moon like no one else. Chorney’s typically brilliant contributions are far more subtle, even when he takes the lead, as on a moody acoustic cover of Sun Ra’s “I’ll Wait for You.” While he doesn’t possess the same rich vocal bombast as Eames, his reedy delivery is nonetheless eerily potent. I assure you, you’ve never heard the tune quite like this. It Disappears was recorded largely in one take. In some cases, the songs as they are heard here were the first time either musician had played them. Occasional clams and blemishes were intentionally left intact. But the result is a distinctly humanized, emotionally gripping and eminently enjoyable effort from two of Vermont’s finest artists. Catch Michael Chorney and Seth Eames this Friday, March 20, at the Bristol Bakery and Café, or the next night at Montpelier’s Black Door Bar & Bistro.

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Vermont suffers no shortage of talented singer-songwriters. Perhaps more than any other genre, rootsy folk seems to grow like trees in these Green Mountains. And among that sparkling cadre of tunesmiths, few are more highly regarded than Karen McFeeters. Since arriving on the scene in 2002 with Bachelor Girl, the St. Albans native has garnered a considerable amount of critical praise. Publications from the Burlington Free Press to the Times Argus — and, of course, Seven Days — have heralded McFeeters as the total package, with a rare combination of poetic grace, compositional ingenuity and remarkable vocal prowess. With her latest effort, Here and Now, a follow-up to 2004’s Maybe Day, she exhibits all those qualities, cementing her place among the state’s finest performers. I’ll admit to a degree of trepidation as I headed into my first listen — I generally avoid all things “adult contemporary.” The album’s cover depicts a typical Vermont pastoral scene, conjuring images of L.L. Bean catalogues and Subaru Outbacks emblazoned with VPR stickers. But my anxieties evaporated within the first few seconds of the disc’s title track, and I was carried away by McFeeters’ impossibly soothing tone. It’s been said that Sinatra could sing the phone book and make it sound good. For me, the corollary might be a clothing catalogue, and if McFeeters ever sings it, I’ll listen. But Karen McFeeters is more than just a pretty voice. She is also a strong lyricist, capturing a range of emotions throughout the album with impressive dexterity and tact. From the breezy peacefulness of the aforementioned title cut to the looming heartache of “Fall Back on Love” and the wistful pop-rock of “Growing Pains,” McFeeters proves a subtly sturdy wordsmith. She is at her best in introspective moments, as on “Letting Go” or “Ila’s Moon.” But even on more upbeat tunes such as “This Love I’m In,” she handles herself well, balancing potentially Hallmark-esque sentiments with touching earnestness. Noted multi-instrumentalist Colin McCaffrey recorded and produced the album. As always, his work is top notch. He also added numerous instrumental and backing vocal tracks, rounding out the disc’s richly full sound. McFeeters included two cover songs with her nine originals, both by fellow Vermont songwriters. Carol Abair’s “Chelsea” and Susannah Clifford Blachly’s “Hope Begins in the Dark” both provide perfect vehicles for McFeeters’ signature croon. Refreshingly direct and honest, Here and Now is simply a fine recording from a truly gifted local talent. McFeeters celebrates the release of Here and Now with a benefit show for Kids on the Block Vermont at the St. Michael’s College McCarthy Arts Recital Hall this Saturday, March 21.

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WED.25 :: burlington area

1/2 Lounge: Sirenix: Acoustic Musicians’ Workshop (singersongwriters), 7 p.m., Free. HigHer ground BALLrooM: Keller Williams (acoustic), 9 p.m., $23/25. AA. Leunig’S: dan Silverman Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LincoLn inn TAvern: eagle country Music night with Hillside Hooligans, 7 p.m., Free. MAnHATTAn PizzA & PuB: open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. necTAr’S: Wagan, Whiskeytrain (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. rAdio BeAn: ensemble v (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free. red SquAre: Left eye Jump (blues), 8 p.m., Free. dJ cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. Second FLoor: Superstar Karaoke with robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

:: champlain valley ciTy LiMiTS: Karaoke with Balance entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. on THe riSe BAKery: open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free.

:: northern Bee’S KneeS: greg Koons (solo electric), 7:30 p.m., Donations. m

:: central cHArLie o’S: Poor Howard Stith (blues), 10 p.m., Free. LAngdon STreeT cAFé: Jean rohe & Liam robinson (folk), 8 p.m., Donations. Big Tree (alt-folk), 9 p.m., Donations.

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1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. All Fired Up, 9 Depot Sq., Barre, 479-9303. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Ariel’s Riverside Café & Pub, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752. The Bakery, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. The Blue Note Café, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Burnham Hall, 52 East River Rd., Lincoln, 453-3803. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. The Bristol Bakery, 16 Main St., Bristol, 453-3280. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. The Center Bakery & Cafe, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury Center, 244-7500 Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. City Sports Grille, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Dan’s Place, 31 Main Street, Bristol, 453-2774. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636. Dobrá Tea, 80 Church Street St., Burlington, 951-2424. Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. Hooters, 1705 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 660-8658. The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626. Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474. JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-570-8888. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317. Main St. Grill & Bar, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, 518-324-2200. On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Peabody’s Pub, 11 Clinton St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411. Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188. Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vergenes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 802-877-6737. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6765. Wasted City Studios, 1610 Troy Ave., Colchester, 324-8935. Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

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WED.18 activism Public Hearing on Same-Sex Marriages: Green Mountain State residents deliver statements about whether same-sex couples who want to tie the knot should be allowed to marry, in lieu of becoming “civilly unioned.” No wheels? No problem: Register for free “Equality Bus” rides from cities around Vermont. Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.vtfreetomarry.org.

dance Hip-Hop Workshop: Pop-’n’-lockers pick up moves at an up-tempo streetdance session. Essex Junction Great Events, Essex Junction, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 578-8330.

food & drink Corned Beef & Cabbage Dinner: Music by the Vermont Fiddle Orchestra accompanies trad Irish fare at this post-St.-Paddy’s-Day feast. United Church, Northfield, 5-7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 485-4431. Myoscaping Workshop: Fungi fans hear how to establish edible mushrooms in veggie gardens and backyards as part of creating a permaculture landscape. University Heights South Greenhouse Offices. University of Vermont, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 518-9445585.

kids ‘Moving & Grooving’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘Finding Our Voices’: As the Iraq war enters its sixth year, Huntington filmmaker Holly Stadtler presents her award-winning documentary about dissent on the home front. See review, this issue. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 434-3987. ‘Health and the Hive: A Beekeeper’s Journey’: This interesting documentary explains the importance of honeybees; after the film, Todd Hardie of Honey Gardens offers samples of raw honey and plant medicine. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 864-3073.

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three little maids who rule With characters named Yum-Yum, Pish-Tush and Pooh-Bah, W.S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan’s 1885 operetta The Mikado doesn’t pretend to be an accurate portrait of Japan. But the exotic setting did allow librettist Gilbert to lampoon irksome aspects of Victorian Britain. In a celebrated aria, Lord High Executioner Ko-Ko sings off a “little list” of people who will be first in line if he ever has to give anyone the axe, ranging from snotty children to “apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind.” In this touring production from the New York Gilbert & Sullivan Players, who’ve been pining and pattering for more than three decades, Ko-Ko adds more modern offenders to his list (SUV drivers, anyone?). The otherwise traditional rendition with full orchestra gives rich voice to Sullivan’s melodies, as a prince in disguise woos a “little maid from school” and tries to keep his head. ‘The Mikado’

Sunday, March 22, 7:30 p.m., at the Lebanon Opera House in Lebanon, N.H. $25-45. Info, 603-448-0400. www.lebanonoperahouse.org www.nygasp.org

Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘Madama Butterfly’: Opera aficionados absorb the Met’s high-def audiovisual broadcast of Puccini’s opus about a Japanese maiden wronged. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 660-9300. ‘Passages at the Paramount’ Series: Members of the Modigliani String Quartet perform the final concert of Rutland’s new classical lineup. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 775-0903.

School Bus Opera Outing: Essexarea fans of Madama Butterfly hitch a yellow-painted ride to a simulcast Metropolitan Opera screening at South Burlington’s Palace Cinema 9. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5:45 p.m. $27.50 includes opera admission and pre-screening talk; please call for a reservation. Info, 878-6955.

sport Adult Coed Floor Hockey: Grown men and women push plastic pucks with slick sticks at this weekly showdown. St. Anthony’s Parish Hall, Burlington, 6:45-8:45 p.m. $4. Info, 651-7555.

theater Auditions for ‘The Next Generation’: High school students who’ve seriously studied dance or any form of vocal or instrumental music try out for a regional talent showcase. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 5 p.m. Free; please call to schedule a specific time. Info, 728-9878. ‘Movin’ Out’: Famed choreographer Twyla Tharp adds live dancers to 26 Billy Joel songs in a musical that follows five high school buddies through two decades. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $54-62. Info, 863-5966.

THU.19 etc. Auditions for ‘The Amazing Race’: Vigorous would-be contestants on a hit TV game show tackle an inflatable obstacle course as part of a CBS screening process, then tell the camera why they’d be perfect for the part. University Mall, South Burlington, 3-6 p.m. Free; please download an application from www. umallvt.com and bring a completed copy. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. Bib Aprons: Crafty types create tie-on clothing protectors for growing boys and girls. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. Senior Tax Assistance: Those over 60 with an annual gross income of less than $60,000 can get help on their returns from a tax counselor in half-hour increments. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:15 a.m. 12:15 p.m. Free, call for appointment. Info, 878-6955.

kids Preschool Stories: Future readers ages 2 to 5 take in tales. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘Finding Our Voices’: See WED.18. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $8.

talks ‘Investigating Thomas Edison’s Toxic Legacy’: Former Sterling College trustee George Hill details why the man who invented the lightbulb — and scores of other modern necessities — was a huge polluter. Simpson Hall, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 586-7711, ext. 124.

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theater ‘THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR’: Music, dance, slapstick fun and a surprise historical guest enliven this Echo Valley Community Arts production of Shakespeare’s faux-cuckoldry comedy. See State of the Arts, this issue. Fuller Hall, St. Johnsbury Academy, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $10-14. Info, 454-9334.

FRI.20 etc. ‘320 TOWARDS 350’: Schools, businesses and households turn off their lights for half an hour to consider energy usage, CO2 and global climate change. Various locations statewide, 12-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, ivy@wcvt. com. MIDNIGHT RELEASE PARTY: Fans of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series don vampire getup to sink their teeth into the movie adaptation. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 9-midnight. Free. Info, 865-2711. YOU CAN HEM IT!: Intermediate stitchers learn how to adjust the length of pants, skirts and jackets for an ideal fit. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40 includes materials. Info, 862-7417.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. THE GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: Ten days of indie cinema encompass 112 screenings, two world premieres, and discussions with documentarian Les Blank and film critic Godfrey Cheshire. Various downtown locations, Montpelier, 4-midnight. Ranges from $7.50 for a senior-discount ticket to a $150 full-festival pass. Info, 262-3456.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ELECTRO-ACOUSTIC CONCERT: Prepare for musical explorations from New York City-based classicalelectronic-improvisational Ensemble Pamplemousse and Montréal-based avant-garde composer-violinist Malcolm Goldstein. See calendar spotlight. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 865-7165. FACULTY-GUEST RECITAL: Cellist Brooks Whitehouse and pianist David Fuerzeig premiere the latter’s “Sonata for Unaccompanied Cello,” along with Janácek’s “Fairy Tale” and Mendelssohn’s “Sonata in D Major.” UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

theater ‘AMERICAN BUFFALO’: Green Candle Theatre presents David Mamet’s mature-content play about a team of men who try to pinch a wealthy numismatist’s coin collection. See review, this issue. Flynndog, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966. ‘THE FULL MONTY’ AUDITIONS: Selfconfident “steel town” types try out for this tongue-in-cheek musical about unemployed metalworkers who expose their, um, hearts of gold. Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 253-3961, andreawfreeman@ gmail.com. ‘THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR’: See THU.19, 7:30 p.m.

SAT.21 dance SUPERHERO DANCE PARTY: Who’s your superhero? DJ Llu and DJ Alan Perry power up a (wo)man-of-steel, capedcrusader version of their monthly LGBTQ-friendly beat box. Showcase Lounge, Higher Ground, South Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $7-10; costumes encouraged. Info, 652-0777.

etc. BECAUSE CRAFT SHOW: More than 50 Vermont handcrafters at this festive DIY emporium support nonprofits by donating 50 percent of their proceeds to individually chosen charities. Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $2; free for kids younger than 12. Info, neveretts3@yahoo.com. GREEN ENERGY EXPO: Addison County experts, community members and businesses brainstorm sustainable, environmentally friendly ways to reduce energy costs while having a good time. Catch workshops, exhibits, demos and local food samples — including cheese-and-beer pairings at Otter Creek brewery. Middlebury Union High School Auditorium, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $1-5. Info, 388-7951, ext. 32, greenenergyexpo@yahoo.com. SEWING MACHINE INTRO: Feed dogs? Zipper feet? First-timers learn the anatomy of sewing aids in a two-hour course, then take a test drive and plan an easy project. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40 includes materials. Info, 802-8627417, rachel@thebobbin.com. SPRING AUCTION: Supporters of the Good Shepherd Preschool bid on a 200-to-500-pound pumpkin, lift tickets and a baseball signed by Red Sox player Jason Varitek — among lots of other items. Jericho Community Center, Jericho, preview 4 p.m., auction 5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3989.

STRANGE FRUIT Pamplemousse means grapefruit in French, to the dismay of diners who order it expecting something sweet and fluffy. The seven young members of Manhattan chamber group Ensemble Pamplemousse deliver their own kind of tart surprises. Their atonal compositions combine raw instrumentals with meditative electronic hums and shocking bursts of noise, creating soundscapes that are playful, elegant and sinister by turns. Resident composer Rama Gottfried studied with late Cornwall, Vermont, musician Ernie Stires, who also mentored Trey Anastasio. In a 2004 interview, Gottfried says Stires “showed me how to find the dangerous edges in music and how to cross them.” Hear how that sounds when Pamplemousse performs on a double bill with Montréal-based contemporary-music pioneer Malcolm Goldstein, whose solo improvisations take the violin into realms seldom traveled by those soulful strings. ELECTRO-ACOUSTIC CONCERT

Friday, March 20, 8 p.m., at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. $10. Info, 865-7165. www.ensemblepamplemousse.org www.philmultic.com/artists/goldstein

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MEN IN MOTION Norman Mailer wrote a novel called Tough Guys Don’t Dance. But what did he know? In a cheeky multimedia piece called I Want to Dance Better at Parties, Australian modern dance company Chunky Move spotlights men with fleet feet. It started when Gideon Obarzanek, the company’s artistic director, interviewed five guys about dance for a TV documentary. From a gay clogger to a macho young clubber, the men show there’s more to Australian males than the stereotype of “the rugged, pioneering bloke,” as Obarzanek told the Pittsburgh City Paper. The choreographer folded his footage into a live show where dancers of both sexes illustrate video projections, giving wild, witty form to the subjects’ inner lives. Want to see a dancer impersonate a TV being channel surfed, or dive and barely make it onto a tiny crash mat? You will here. INSIGHTS: CHUNKY MOVE

Tuesday, March 24, 6-7 p.m., at the Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, in Burlington. Free. Info, 863-5966. CHUNKY MOVE SAT.21 >> 18B

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Tuesday, March 24, 7:30 p.m., at the Flynn MainStage in Burlington. $20-35. Info, 863-5966. www.chunkymove.com

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On warm and rainy nights each April, clandestine lovers venture from their safe homes all over Vermont and meet for trysts in vernal wetlands. The problem is, these couples are critters — frogs and spotted salamanders — and their path to bliss too often leads straight into oncoming traffic. For the past five years, Montpelier’s North Branch Nature Center has been educating the public on how to make the amphibians’ annual trek a sure thing. On likely nights, volunteers monitor known crossing sites, count successful migrants and even herd webfooted slowpokes to safety. Program organizer Larry Clarfeld says that on “big nights,” he’s crossed as many as 50 amphibians in two hours. Expect to see live salamanders at the first of this year’s trainings, and check NBNC’s website for info on upcoming sessions in Morrisville, Barre, Burlington and Montpelier. AMPHIBIAN-MONITORING-PROGRAM TRAINING

Wednesday, March 25, 6:30 p.m., at Phoenix Books in Essex. Free. Info, 229-6206. www.northbranchnaturecenter.org

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food & drink Burlington Farmers market: Vendors sell everything from ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese and anything else they can produce in the cold at this monthly event. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 888-8898188. montpelier Winter Farmers market: Root veggies, honey, fresh mesclun and more change hands at a biweekly, off-season celebration of locally grown grub. Gymnasium, Vermont College, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360, manager@montpelierfarmersmarket. com. neW england pie BreakFast: Morning quiche-nibblers and dessert-diners sample all-you-can-eat slices and bid on silent-auction items at this community library benefit enlivened by the Damn Yankee String Band. Woodbury Elementary School, Woodbury, 8:30-10:30 a.m. $6 for anyone over age 6. Info, 472-5710. rutland Winter Farmers market: Shoppers seeking locally raised edibles pick up root vegetables, cheeses, pickles and other lavish provender. Rutland Natural Food Market, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 438-9803. sugar on snoW: Hardened-maple-syrup edibles usher in spring at an outdoor party. Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, 12-4 p.m. $4; free to watch. Info, 985-5054.

kids kids’ CraFt laB: Small hands work with recycled materials to make new stuff. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $10 per parent-accompanied child. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin. com.

‘the hungry Caterpillar’ 40th anniversary: Voracious readers — and their kids — tune into a reading of Eric Carle’s classic, colorful picture book about a perpetually peckish insect. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. the green mountain Film Festival: See FRI.20, 10 a.m. - midnight.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ChamBer trio reCital: Pianist Xiudan Lin, clarinetist Wesley Christensen and violinist Allison Pike collaborate in a student concert. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. ‘la sonnamBula’: Opera aficionados absorb the Met’s high-def audiovisual broadcast of Bellini’s opus about a virtuous sleepwalker. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 1 p.m. $18-24. Info, 660-9300. vermont symphony orChestra: Flutist Albert Brouwer, oboist Nancy Dimock and trumpeter Mark Emery solo as part of a contemporary program of works by Barber, Bernstein and other American composers. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, preconcert lecture 7 p.m., concert 8 p.m. $9-58. Info, 863-5966.

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antiques market: Treasure-hunters find bargains amid antlers. Elks Club, Montpelier, preview 7:30 a.m., market 9 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $2-5. Info, 751-6138. knit it!: Learn how to cast on, bind off and fill the space between with a simple garter stitch. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40 includes needles and yarn for a striped scarf. Info, 862-7417. queer CraFt CirCle: Lesbian, gay, bi and transgender creators get their craft on in a supportive sphere. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 12-2 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com. sCraBBle CluB: Triple-letter-square seekers wage word wars. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558.

food & drink ‘spring toniCs & immune Boosters’: Detox seekers learn how to prep their digestive systems for a new year by foraging wild greens. Purple Shutter Herbs, Winooski, 1-3 p.m. $12. Info, 865-4372. sugar on snoW: See SAT.21, 12-4 p.m.

kids lollipop ski raCe: Young skiers don racing bibs for a fun zip down the “Mighty Mite” hill, with encouragement from bystanders. Cochran’s Ski Area, Richmond, 1 p.m. Free with purchase of a $14 youth day pass; includes postrace lollipop. Info, 434-2479.

Also, see clubdates in Section B. green mountain opera Festival gala: Aria aficionados relish a catered meal and excerpts from The Marriage of Figaro at a silent-auction season preview featuring soprano Jennifer Aylmer and tenor Ted Chletsos. The Round Barn, Waitsfield, 6 p.m. $75 includes hors d’oeuvres and dinner. Info, 496-7722. ‘la sonnamBula’: Opera aficionados absorb the Met’s high-def audiovisual broadcast of Bellini’s opus about a virtuous sleepwalker. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 1 p.m. $25. Info, 603-646-2422. vermont symphony orChestra: Flutist Albert Brouwer, oboist Nancy Dimock and trumpeter Mark Emery solo as part of a contemporary program of works by Barber, Bernstein and other American composers. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 4 p.m. $9-29. Info, 775-0903.

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‘The NaTure of evil’: The Reverend Wesley Pastor, president of the New England Theological Seminary and pastor of Christ Memorial Church in Williston, sums up the evangelical Christian idea of ultimate badness. Downstairs, College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0788.

Also, see clubdates in Section B. greeN mouNTaiN chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@arrl.net.

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‘hormoNal BalaNciNg’: Naturopathic physician Lorilee Schoenbeck, author of Menopause: Bridging the Gap Between Natural and Conventional Medicine, dispenses ideas for dealing with hot flashes and other midlife female realities. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-3366.

‘americaN Buffalo’: See FRI.20, 7 p.m. ‘The KiNg aNd i’ audiTioNs: Students ages 7 to 18 pitch their pipes for lead roles and choral parts in Rodgers and Hammerstein’s classic musical set in Siam. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 10 a.m. Call for cost and audition time. Info, 728-9878, outreach@chandler-arts.org. ‘The miKado’: The New York Gilbert & Sullivan Players sing “Willow, tit-willow, tit-willow” in their take on this comedy of errors set in feudal Japan. See calendar spotlight. Lebanon Opera House, Lebanon, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25-45. Info, 603-4480400.

MON.23 kids family siNg-aloNg: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. moNday music: Local musician Mia Adams tells stories and sings kid-friendly faves. In the J.C. Penney seating area. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. The greeN mouNTaiN film fesTival: See FRI.20, 12-10:30 p.m.

TUE.24 dance chuNKy move: Australia’s top modern-dance troupe names a common need with I Want to Dance Better at Parties — a piece set to video footage of personal interviews. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20-35. Info, 863-5966. iNsighTs: chuNKy move: The rehearsal director of the Australian company Chunky Move screens video footage summing up the country’s contemporary dance scene. See calendar spotlight. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.

etc. eco-sew: love moNsTers: DIY enthusiasts sew cute stuffed critters for their beloveds. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 12-2 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. sTaTewide maThcouNTs compeTiTioN: Go figure! Middle school students from all over Vermont compete individually and as teams on tests of geometry, probability, statistics, algebra and polynomials. Vermont Technical College, Randolph, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 656-4311.

kids siNg-aloNg fuN: The host of Vermont Public Radio’s “All the Traditions” — also a reference librarian — leads a lighthearted folk session for all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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WED.25 dance hip-hop worKshop: See WED.18, 5:30-6:30 p.m. NaTioNal acroBaTs of chiNa: Rigorously trained performers balance household objects such as bicycles, chairs and jars in a show melding martial arts, dance and contortionism. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $32-38. Info, 863-5966.

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etc. iTaliaN coNversaTioN group: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

kids ‘moviNg & grooviNg’: See WED.18, 11-11:30 a.m.

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sport adulT coed floor hocKey: See WED.18, 6:45-8:45 p.m. ‘The slam for sudaN’: Vermont’s top high school basketball athletes face off in a slam-dunk and three-point contest; proceeds support Sudanese refugees living in Vermont. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5-7. Info, 272-2562.

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talks amphiBiaN-moNiToriNg-projecT TraiNiNg: Volunteers learn how to help wood frogs and spotted salamanders cross roads during the spring mating season. See calendar spotlight. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206.

theater ‘The glass meNagerie’: Tennessee Williams’ autobiographical work about his overbearing mother and emotionally fragile sister receives another stress test 65 years after its debut. See State of the Arts, this issue. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $15-56. Info, 296-7000.

words The paiNTed word poeTry series: Versifiers Joyce Peseroff and Jeffrey Thomson read from works melding language, music and art at an interdisciplinary forum. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0750. m

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ATHLETIC, LOOKING FOR SOME PLAYTIME So, I’m a 19 y.o. M who lives in the Burlington area & who is looking for a good time. I’m in good shape, I have a six pack, & love to play sports & also play with you. hybrid, 19, l, #112937 PIRATE LOOKING FOR BOOTY I have no one to share my wealth with, not because I am boring or ugly; it is because most people can’t handle me. I am very fast & I don’t care about what you think about me. I am a lot of man to handle, so you have to be willing to go above & beyond (maybe bring a friend). Kinkster69, 23, #112928 STRANGER IN YOUR ROOM... Looking for a couple to excite & to assist in making fantasies come to life. What will she do or say with a stranger? Ask for more? I am healthy, very all-American, & will do whatever I think will please my partner. You must be healthy, open & real. Let’s talk on the phone... give her that complete stranger! excitenite1, 36, #112926 OPEN FOR FUN.... Very decent, handsome, super-fit professional guy, looking for fun... yellowlab, 48, #112923

SISSY BOY NEEDS MISTRESS I am a submissive M in search of a dominant mistress. I have searched for so long...if you’re out there, please, please help me. I am into most SMBD games. I like to cross dress, mostly dildo training, whips, spankings. I promise I will obey all commands. 5’11, white M, 39, young looking, 155 lbs., unhappily married. sissyboy69, 39, u, l, #112795 MULTIPLE ORGASMS A MUST Basically I am a nympho. I don’t drink or drug but 4\20 friendly. Very healthy in mind, body & spirit. I’m good looking, clean cut, respectful & polite. No big macho ego, but good sense of humor. Being open minded lets me accept people for who they are & be nonjudgmental. I love the natural turn on & high of multiple orgasms. One on one or with others. 7+ cut. ford4x4, 47, #112779 SISSYBOY NEEDS MISTRESS, PLEASE Sissyboy Rob here, in search of a dominant mistress. Please, please, please help me. I am into most SMBD play. Take control over me - I promise I will obey. I have looked for so long, I don’t think it will ever happen for me, so if you can help, I will be on my knees hoping & waiting for you. sissyboy, 39, u, l, #112737 LOOKING FOR SOME EROTIC TIMES I’m a 19 y.o. M in Central VT looking to be either a third wheel in a couple or a gay man to teach me. I’m eager to please and down for anything. I’m discreet, clean & expect the same. EagleEye, 19, u, #112628 WILD SEXPOT FOR ASSPLAY GALORE I’m hoping to find a partner I can meet up w/occasionally when our schedules work. I’m looking for a total vixen who is either dom or sub, but loves to try new things & loves ass play. I love performing oral & rimming on a vivacious woman. KinkMeCrazy, 24, l, #112613

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PLAYTIME4US We’re a very happy couple looking to expand again & play with others. Looking to find a woman, 21-40, DDF, who wants to just have a good time. We are very easy to get along with & no pressure, playing & just teaching & learning. Doesn’t matter if you’re single or married. playtime4us, 39, l, #113163

HAVE TOYS, IMAGINATION... Hello, ladies. Honest, sincere, NONPLAYER looking for a woman to get to know on many levels. Let’s have some fun. What do you have to lose? Clean, D/D free, very good looking. Love to please a woman in many, many different ways. Your orgasms are my goal... :). CreativeGuy69, 38, #112908

COME HAVE FUN WITH US We are a couple looking for a girl to have some fun with. M: 48, 6’1”; F: 39, 5’4”, BBW. We are new to this but willing to explore. Info from you gets more from us. We are a very fun couple willing to explore all kinds of fun things & as long as all parties agree, it’s all good. chuckdrummervt, 48, l, #113125

REQUIRES A FEW ITEMS Single man who only requires a few items. I like to laugh & have fun. This Vermonter loves mountains, long walks, camping, hiking & sex outdoors & indoors. newday101, 59, #112878

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Dear Mistress Maeve, I was absolutely appalled to learn from the Seven Days Sex Survey that at least one in every three women believes that penis size is important. I have a small penis and have been concerned about it most of my life. Thankfully, I’m now in a relationship with a woman who doesn’t care about such things — because if I were single and dating, I’d be panicked. To know that we are being judged, and possibly rejected, for something we don’t have any control over is really difficult to bear. When I was growing up, women were upset by men making fun of small breasts. Do two wrongs make a right? Unless you’re a man with a small penis, you couldn’t possibly know how this feels — it’s horrible, embarrassing, painful and scary. So, to the one-third of you women out there who think it’s fun to judge penis size: You’re hurting people. Signed, Distressed

Dear Distressed, First of all, while the Seven Days Sex Survey is sultry, it’s certainly not scientific — so take it with a grain of salt. You also have to consider how the question was phrased. Seven Days asked whether penis size is a factor in sexual satisfaction. Anything can be a “factor” in love-making, from kissing style to body hair — but these things generally aren’t deal breakers in romance or in overall erotic satisfaction. Sure, some women are “size queens” and won’t be satisfied without a monster penis — just as some men are only satisfied with a set of double Ds. Just remember, the vast majority of fish in the sea agree: It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. If you listen to your partner and give her what she wants, you’re likely to create a tsunami of pleasure, small craft or not.

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Asian Bistro, Williston Belle’s Café, Williston Ground Round, So. Burlington Hooters, So. Burlington Mexicali Authentic Mexican Grill, Williston Nothing But Noodles, So. Burlington Pastabilities, Williston Pauline’s Café, So. Burlington Pulcinella’s, So. Burlington Sakura Sushi & Kitchen, Williston Windjammer Restaurant & Upper Deck Pub, So. Burlington Wings Over Burlington, So. Burlington FERRISBURG, MIDDLEBURY, SHELBURNE, VERGENNES

3 Squares Café, Vergennes The Bearded Frog, Shelburne Buono Appetito, Shelburne Fire and Ice, Middlebury Mary’s Restaurant at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol Middlebury Inn, Middlebury Starry Night Café, Ferrisburg Storm Café, Middlebury Tully & Marie’s, Middlebury HARDWICK, MORRISVILLE, STOWE, WATERBURY

The Bee’s Knees, Morrisville Buttertub Bistro at Topnotch, Stowe Cactus Café, Stowe Claire’s Restaurant & Bar, Hardwick Hen of the Wood at the Grist Mill, Waterbury Norma’s Restaurant at Topnotch Resort and Spa, Stowe Piecasso Pizzeria & Lounge, Stowe Stowe Inn Tavern, Stowe Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe PLAINFIELD, MONTPELIER

Black Door Bar & Bistro, Montpelier Restaurant Phoebe, Montpelier River Run Restaurant, Plainfield Sarducci’s, Montpelier UPPER VALLEY

Long Trail Brewing Co., Bridgewater Corners Simon Pearce, Quechee

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1996 VW Jetta only 118K! Manual transmission, black, runs great! Just $3995. Info: 802-8683327, www.barretteford.com.

$900 2BR Walk to UVM, FAHC Burlington, Hear the Falls. Bright, cozy apt. w/ private entrance/ porch. Full BA, 1-yr. lease. Pets neg. Avail. now. NS. Info: Brisson Properties, LLC, 802-897-5625.

1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee Ltd. Great vehicle! Bronze, V8 4WD, leather, sunroof, power L/W/S, 149K. $3800. Good condition! kroberts@gmavt.net or 802-453-6720. 2003 GMC Safari AWD Hard to find! AWD minivan! Just 93K, great condition, well maintained. Check it out today! $7995. Info: EJ Barrette and Sons, Inc., 802868-3327, www.barretteford.com. Not sure which car to buy? Email your questions to goodcarma@sevendaysvt.com for advice and suggestions. You can check out video test drives and lots of other great auto info on the Seven Days Good Carma blog. 2003 Honda Accord Coupe Excellent condition. Spoiler, leather interior, 6-disc CD changer, ABS, cruise control, dual zone automatic climate control, heated seats, power moonroof. $12,500. Info: 860-670-1878. 2006 Certified Fusion SE 4-cyl. auto. 30+ mpg! Classy Dune Pearl Clearcoat exterior, sueded tan cloth interior. Like new! Only 16K & 6-yr./100K powertrain warranty! $16,995. Info: EJ Barrette and Sons, Inc., 802-868-3327, www. barretteford.com. Auto Auction 3 Saturdays ea. month. Open to the public. Info: 802-878-9200, THCAuction.com. CHEAP PARTS CAR 1994 Honda Accord has reached end of its run. $450. Still runs, but likely not to pass inspection. 802-878-3520, lv. msg. Check out 1000s of cars And trucks for sale on Seven Days Auto Finder at www.sevendaysvt.com. Search by price, gas mileage and find the car that is just right for you.

Motorcycles 2003 Suzuki SV1000S 9K on bike. Clean title. Less than 1K on new rear tire. Must sell. $4500. Info: Jay Jerger, 802-3104310, burlington.craigslist.org/ mcy/1044596550.html.

1-3-BR Affordable Apts. 1-BR apts., $767/mo. 2-BR, $911/mo. 3-BR, $1045/mo. Incl. heat & HW! Weekly yoga classes, fitness center, movie room & monthly community events! To qualify: One person makes less than $29,640/ yr., 2 people <$33,900 combined, 3 people <$38,100 combined, 4 people <$42,360 combined. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com. 3 BR in Essex Junction Large apt. on 2nd & 3rd floor. Recent paint. NS/pets. Storage avail. Good refs. a must. $1000/mo. incl. heat & HW. Info: Paul Lyman, 802-879-3117. 3-BR 1.5-BA near Lake/Park Watch sunsets daily! Modern, spacious, quiet, clean. Adjacent to Oakledge Park/Lake Champlain. Avail. now. $1650/mo. + dep. & utils. Minimum 3-month lease. Info: ledgewoodcondo@yahoo. com, ledgewoodcondo.shutterfly. com. 4-BR, 4-BA LG. HOUSE Big & beautiful. BR’s lg. enough for living & sleeping areas. Close to Red Rocks & bike path. $3200/mo. + utils. More info. & pictures at www.7dspot.com. Info: 802-8727555.

Burlington 1-BR, $650/mo. + utils. Clean & bright, second floor. Nice neighbors. New floors, paint, windows & lighting. Gas heat. Credit check & refs. No pets. Info: 802-238-5881. Burlington Avail. Jun. 1. Bright & spacious upscale 5-BR apt. in hill section. Natural woodwork, 2.5-BA, high end kitchen, quiet safe location, parking, heat, W/D. Please NS/pets. Refs. req. $4000/ mo. Info: 802-658-8056, studio404@comcast.net. Burlington 154 Loomis St. Avail. May 1. 1-BR, 1-BA, HDWD, porch, parking. Incl. heat & electric. No pets. Close to college. $850/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington 154 Loomis St. Avail. Jun. 1. 2-BR, 1-BA, heat incl. Close to college. No pets. $925/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington 19 Murray St. Avail Jun. 1. Efficiency, BA, parking. Pets OK. Close to downtown. $575/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington 46 Allen St. Avail. Jun. 1. 3-BR, 1-BA, W/D onsite, close to downtown. Pets OK. $1290/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington 47 S. Williams Avail. Jul. 1. 2-BR, 1-BA, W/D onsite, parking for 1 car, walking distance to college. No pets. $1200/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington 47 S. Williams Avail. 6/1. 2-BR, 1-BA, deck, W/D onsite, parking for 1 car, walking distance to college. No pets. $1200/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

BURLINGTON 2-BR TOWNHOUSE Ethan Allen Parkway, gas heat, parking, DW, W/D hookups, wooded lot, deck, refs./credit check required, avail. April 1. $880/mo. + utils. 862-1109.

Burlington Colchester Ave. Avail. June 1. 1-BR apt. Parking. W/D. $800/mo. incl. elec. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030, www.nevilleco.com.

Beautiful 2-BR/2-BA duplex Colchester. Avail. Mar. 15. 2 BR, 2 BA, full eat-in kitchen, lg. deck, W/D, parking, storage. NS. Pets neg. $1300/mo. + utils. 578-1072, 862-2269. Info: elabd@comcast. net, www.elabdarchitecture/ properties.

Burlington Colchester Ave. 2-BR, parking, coin-op W/D. No dogs. Avail. May 1. $990/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x1030, www.nevilleco.com.

Beautiful Redrocks Condo 4-BR, 3.5-BA, minutes from Downtown and UVM, 3 levels, new Jacuzzi tub, on & off-street parking, W/D, DW, modern kitchen, deck, lots of basement storage. Info: 513-659-0097, tdavoran35@fuse. net, www.temmprops.com. Burlington 1-BR, LR, full kitchen, completely renovated. Heat/ HW incl. Parking for 1 car. Avail. now or Apr. 1. $825/mo. + dep. 2-BR, full kitchen, LR, parking. Heat/HW incl. Avail. Apr. 1. $895/ mo. + dep. Info: 802-425-2678, 802-338-2335.

Burlington S. End 1-BR $850/ mo. Modern, well lit, ground level apt. in a quiet home. Parking, heat, lights, water, trash. Lease, refs. req. No pets, no smoking. Info: 802-863-6773. Burlington South Meadow 3-BR townhouse w/ garage, 1.5BA, W/D hook-ups, gas heat, utils. not incl. NS/pets. Avail. May 1. $1275/mo. + dep. Info: 802-864-9966. Burlington South Meadow 3-BR, lg. BA, new appliances & carpeting, many other new upgrades, onsite laundry, gas heat, utils. not included. NS/pets. Avail. May 1. $1175/mo. + dep. Info: 802-864-9966.

Burlington South Meadow 3-BR w/ attached garage, full BA, onsite laundry, gas heat, utils. not incl. NS/pets. Avail. Apr. 1. $1200/ mo. + dep. Info: 802-864-9966. Burlington, Buell St. Avail. now. Private room w/ common BA. W/D. NS/pets. $400/mo. incl. all utils. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com. Burlington/Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg. furnished house. All utils. incl.! 2.5BA, W/D, parking, on bus line. No pets. $650/mo. + dep. Info: 802863-9612. Church Street Market Place 1-BR, newly remodeled apt. No pets. Avail. Apr. 1. $755/mo. Info: 802-922-8518. Clean, Quiet 4-BR Near UVM 1.5-BA, spacious clean home adjacent to UVM & a short walk to FAHC. Lg. basement for storage, incl. W/D. Attached garage. Pets neg. $2800/mo. + utils. Rent incl. sewer/water, trash removal, snow removal, yard care.) Avail. Jun. 1. 1-yr. lease. Email to schedule showings. Info: whitfellows@gmail. com, http://burlington.craigslist. org/apa/1049675176.html. Colchester Village, 1-BR 1 BR in quiet neighborhood. No pets. $635/mo. incl. all heat, electric, parking, garbage, plowing. 802-876-7843. Info: Pierre Apartments. Cozy 2-BR $1100/mo. Beautiful apt. on North Ave. Big backyard, porch, off-street parking, easy access to downtown, North Beach & bike path. Path to waterfront, mountain views. Water & trash removal incl. Pets neg. Info: 802598-1436. Downtown Montpelier Monsignor Crosby Ave. 1st Flr, 1-BR, Pergo flooring, Gas stove, Gas heat, W/D, off-street parking. $750/mo + utils. Avail. Apr. 1. Info: 802-310-4205. Downtown Richmond 2-BR. $800/mo. Heat incl. NS/pets. Info: 802-343-2102. Essex Jct. Clean 2-BR, new BA, fresh paint. Incl. W/D, rubbish/snow removal, parking, yard. Pets neg. Avail. Apr. 1. 15.5 Maple St. $1100/ mo. + utils. Info: 802-233-3263. Hinesburg, Rt. 116 2-BR, parking. Extremely lg. unit. No dogs. Avail. Jul. 1. $895/mo. incl. heat & HW. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1030. www.nevilleco.com. Luxurious Studio Essex Jct Fully furnished. New carpet & paint. Complex amenities: pool, workout room, on-site maintenance, restaurant. Rent covers heat, AC, elec., trash, snow removal, water. Nonsmoking building. Short term $950/mo. Long term: $850/mo. Avail. April 1. Info: Alain Brunet, 802-318-4286.

Luxury Apartments Keen’s Crossing! Are you looking for the space & convenience of a home in an apt. setting? 17 floor plans, incl., variously: lg. closets, bay windows, private exterior entrance, W/D hookups, central A/C! Our community offers many amenities, such as fitness & movie rooms. Prices vary, but all incl. heat, HW, sewer/trash. Call for details & pricing! EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com. Monkton 1-BR apt. Deck, spacious, many windows, secluded, nice views. Incl. electricity & W/D. $850/mo. + heat. Avail. May 1. Info: 802-355-1928. Montpelier Newly renovated 1-BR apt. Front porch, off-street parking, W/D avail. NS. Avail. Apr. 1. $775/ mo. + utils. Info: 802-310-1147. NEAR HOSPITAL & UVM Lg. 3 BR, quiet area, parking, full-length back porch, near busline, cats OK, large back yard, year lease, deposit. $1400/mo. incl. water/ garbage/plowing. Info: 802-8624007, djbllb@myfairpoint.net. Quiet/Cozy/2 blocks to UVM 3rd floor unit, 1 off-street parking, 2 lg. bdrm closets, 2 closets in LR, recently renovated, 3/4-BA, water incl. Cheap to heat, cheap coin-op W/D. 802-999-2461. S. Burlington Dorset Commons, incredibly situated on Dorset St. Very spacious, refurbished 2-BR on bike path, bus line, gas heat. Convenient to bank, supermarket. No dogs. $950/mo. Info: 802864-7766. SOUTH HERO Studio apt., easy commute to Burlington. Avail. now. NS/pets. $550/mo. Sec. dep., ref. req. Call for more info. Info: 802-372-8391. Starksboro NEW 1-BR Apt. Maple cabinets, wood laminate flooring, covered deck, garden, more. $730/mo. incl. HW, trash, lawn care. Sorry, no dogs. Call before 9 p.m. Info: 802-453-3273. Unfurnished 2-BR apt. 2nd floor. Close to downtown Burlington & bus route. Newly renovated. On-site parking, no pets. $800/ mo. + utils. Info: 802-862-7039. Vergennes 281 Main St. Lg. sunny 2-BR, full BA, lg. enclosed porch. Heat & HW incl. No dogs. $850/mo. Call only between 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. Info: 802-349-4017. Waterbury 2-BR, 2 story. Incl. heat, trash, snow removal, offstreet parking. $1000/mo. No dogs. Avail. Apr. 1. Info: 802496-4406. Williston Condo 3 to 4-BR in quiet Williston neighborhood. 2-BA, attached garage. $1700/ mo. + utils. No pets. Info: 802881-8481. Winooski, Main St. Avail. June 1. 3-BR. 2nd floor. No dogs. $900/ mo. incl. heat & HW. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1030. www.nevilleco.com.

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For Sale Winooski Condo For Sale 1-BR w/ loft in old school. 12’ ceiling, lg. windows. New updates/paint. Storage, indoor basketball, reserved parking, garden, security, cable, satellite, pets. Walk downtown. $155,900. Info: 802-655-4167.

Housemates ALL AREAS - RENTMATES.COM Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: http://www.Rentmates.com. (AAN CAN) Burlington Responsible individual to share 3-BR house w/ 2 sober individuals. W/D avail. Quiet neighborhood, NS/drugs/ drinking. $475/mo. + 1/3 utils. & dep. Info: 802-355-0147. Burlington Lg. LR/BR in house on bike path, bus line and close to beach. Cable, Internet, all utils. incl. Share kitchen & W/D. Use your own BA. Easygoing atmosphere. $725/mo. Info: 802-3180094, shell1963@comcast.net. Burlington/Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg. furnished house. All utils. incl.! 2.5BA, W/D, parking, on bus line. No pets. $650/mo. + dep. Info: 802863-9612. Country home to share On 30 acres in S. Starksboro. $500/mo. incl. major utils. + dep. Prefer long-term. NS/pets. Communityminded person. Avail. immed. Info: 802-453-5409, lescoe@madriver.com. Essex Jct. Seeking professional roommate to share beautiful older home. W/D, cable, parking. Near IBM, 10 min. away from colleges/Burlington. $530/mo. incl. all utils. NS/pets. Info: 802-3636009. Gay-Friendly Housemate to share nice family home. 1 BR w/ private BA. Gardening possibilities. View off porch. Satellite Internet/TV, W/D. $575/mo. incl. all utils. except phone. Info: 802879-0716. House to share in Essex 1 responsible male adult to share w/ 3 adults, NS, med. room. WiFi, near laundry/IBM. Parking. Organic gardens. Easy commute to Burlington, St. Albans. Avail. now. $395/ month + dep., 1/4 heat. Info: Glenn Gunelic, 802-343-8073. House/pool/hot tub 2 guys, 20s, looking for 2 females 21+, clean & laid back, to share house w. We’re not perverts, just prefer to split it up. Females are cleaner! House is awesome. Backyard, storage, separate BAs. Avail. March 15. Info: 802-881-4069.

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n December, GM and Chrysler each took loans from the federal government to keep their companies out of bankruptcy. Will history show the money was well spent, or will it be as many feared — “good money after bad”? We’ll soon find out. In exchange for the loans, and in order to receive any additional aid, these companies were required to develop and submit plans outlining their future potential. Viability plans submitted in February are now facing in-depth scrutiny. So, are the plans good enough? And who gets to decide? Instead of appointing a single “Car Czar,” as many had anticipated, President Obama appointed a 20-member auto industry task force. The Washington Post reports that one of the key members is Steven Rattner, an auto-industry outsider who has “built a long, lucrative career on his chameleon-like talent to adapt to the situation at hand, to understand complex problems quickly and to display keen, level-headed judgment.” In recent weeks, Rattner and others have been traveling the country, grilling auto executives, labor representatives and supply-chain manufacturers. Their job is to decide by March 31 if and how the automakers can survive, and what the ramifications would be if they did not. Republican leaders favor allowing automakers to file for bankruptcy, arguing that would allow a quicker turnaround of remaining assets. Senator John McCain said on Fox News last Sunday, “The best thing that could probably happen to General Motors, in my view, is they go into Chapter 11.” But the bankruptcy of a major American automaker would cascade throughout the auto industry, likely leading to many additional bankruptcies.

The decision certainly won’t be an easy one. What of the auto-parts suppliers in this mess? With their fates linked to those of the powerful manufacturers, suppliers are in equally dire straits. Approximately 700,000

with the task force, he said, “The biggest challenge we face is really on the supplier side.” He told them as many as 100 companies that provide auto parts to Toyota in the United States are struggling to survive. It is a veritable house of cards.

announced an agreement with the United Auto Workers (UAW) that will allow the company to reduce employees’ average hourly rate, including benefits, from more than $60 to $55 an hour. This will save Ford more than $500 million a

While Chrysler’s hope lies in partnering with an outside entity, GM’s is with an internal project — ironically, an electric car.

Americans work at 5000 businesses, making all the parts that become an automobile. The auto industry is incredibly interwoven, and the suppliers are organized in tiers: A third-tier company supplies raw materials to a second-tier company, which refines them and hands them off to a first-tier that manufactures the finished part. Suppliers that provide parts to GM are also likely to provide parts to other manufacturers, such as Ford or Toyota. If one company fails, the effect can cascade up and down the food chain. Market Watch reported that when Toyota’s John Lentz got his chance to speak

One of the key factors that has crippled the U.S. auto industry is the cost of labor, especially in comparison to its foreign counterparts. Though American manufacturers have been trying to reduce costs for years, strong labor unions have resisted giving up hard-won pay and benefits. But at this point the unions have a choice: to make a deal or lose everything. Concessions are beginning to appear. Ford is in slightly better shape than are Chrysler and GM, though it also needs to make dramatic changes in its business model to become profitable. As reported in the New York Times, Ford recently

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year, and moves wages closer to the rate — about $49 per hour — that Toyota and Honda have been paying in their U.S. plants. What else are manufacturers doing to save their companies? GM is eliminating 47,000 jobs, cutting executive pay and discontinuing or selling off brands such as Saturn, Saab and Hummer. Chrysler is cutting 35,000 jobs and eliminating slow-moving models, and has sold $1 billion in assets — including land in the U.S. and an engine plant in Brazil, according to Chrysler Vice Chairman and President Tom LaSorda. Is there any good news? Re-

cently Fiat has offered to take a 35 percent share in Chrysler. Fiat would get access to U.S.-based manufacturing and markets, while Chrysler would benefit from Fiat’s experience building smaller and more fuel-efficient cars. Some say Chrysler has to make this deal because it has cut so many positions that it no longer has the critical engineering staff to make nextgeneration vehicles. Fiat announced this week that it had perfected a new engine technology called Multiair, which uses a hydraulic system to vary valve action. The result is a carbon-emissions reduction of 10 to 20 percent and a 60 percent reduction of other pollutants, while delivering a 10 percent increase in performance. That’s the kind of technology Chrysler needs. While Chrysler’s hope lies in partnering with an outside entity, GM’s is with an internal project — ironically, an electric car. The documentary Who Killed the Electric Car? detailed GM’s launch, and then infamous discontinuation, of the first widely used electric vehicle, the GM EV1. That car was created because California mandated it; it was subsequently killed by pressure from oil companies and the Bush administration. Now GM is hoping to stake its future on a new electric vehicle, the Chevy Volt, which will be available in 2010. Members of the auto industry task force took demo models out for a spin during their visit to Detroit. The future of millions of jobs and a mammoth industry rests with this hand-picked group. The clock is ticking while they make decisions about reshaping, revitalizing or recycling big players such as GM and Chrysler. I, for one, hope they’re approaching a crossroads and not a dead end. m

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Room for Rent $350/mo. New empty nesters seek to fill 1 BR. All utils. incl., cable possible, slightly extra. 2 dogs already in family, no more, please. NS. Info: 802-658-6283. Room for Rent Jericho In beautiful location. All utils. incl., W/D, DW, some storage, garden space. I have 2 cats but can’t have any more animals. Info: 802-3434412, sprite3@gmail.com. Room in S. Burl. Townhouse Professional artist who works at home seeking student or professional for housemate. Rent incl. all utils. heat, water, electricity, Internet, cable, trash removal, plowing, parking. Near busline. Refs., dep. No smoking, partying, pets as I have two gentle cats. Avail. Apr. 1. Info: 802-999-5485. Roommate wanted Openminded/responsible roommate for small 3-BR house located between UVM & St. Mikes, close to nature trail, off-street parking, W/D. $425/mo. + dep., 1/3 utils. 802-658-0302, 802-338-2834. Info: Paul.

S. Burlington Off Shelburne & pets OK. $450/mo. Info: 802- Rd. Pleasant room, great loca453-3457. 2/27/09 8:49:02 3/17/09 2:32:57 AM PMtion, parking, use of nice deck, Peaceful Burlington home light cooking privileges, linens Share this quiet, sweet, old furnished. $450/mo. utils. incl. $200 deposit. NS. 802-860-2863, 2-story w/ 1 roommate. Superb 802-862-2622. location by bike path, lake, parks, beaches. Friendly, secluded little roommate to share house One neighborhood a mile south of housemate wanted to share 4-BR downtown. I’m a considerate, house w/ 2 other roommates. Free progressive, open-minded adult. parking, W/D, lg. backyard. Very Avail. now. Info: 802-864-2890. quiet, clean, safe. $600/mo. Bill, 802-881-5937.

With 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, kitchen with center island, sunny dining room, great room with vaulted & beamed ceiling, built-ins & brick fireplace with efficient pellet stove, 1st floor master plus 3 outbuildings on property including 120’ x 50’ barn. $498,000. call Geri reilly coldwell banker Hickok & boardman realty 802-862-6677 www.buyvtrealestate.com

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Singlewide home set on a pleasantly landscaped acre. This neat and clean home offers; 2 bedrooms, 1 ½ baths, cathedral ceilings and woodstove. Two large decks and perennial gardens. Detached one car garage with extra storage! GREAT BUY! $143,700.

Magnificent VIEWS, walking trails & 218 acres of conserved land surround this exquisite home. Fine craftsmanship & custom details! 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, ash flooring & cabinets & spacious rooms. First floor master suite, huge finished walk-out lower level $435,000.

You can afford this! 3 bedroom, 1 ½ bath ranch home on 5 acres. Large kitchen, great dining room with built-in shelves, sun porch/mudroom entry and finished space in basement. THE PRICE IS RIGHT! $197,600.

20 miles to Middlebury College & UVM. This bright sunny cape includes: master suite with whirlpool tub, oversized kitchen & mahogany wrap-around deck. 5 acres-the perfect place to enjoy the views, trails & streams of your own backyard! $314,000.

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Affordable starter home with 3 Bedrooms + 1 Full Bath. “New England Cape” Style built in 1903. High ceilings & natural woodwork. Nice family room addition (1991), inground pool, shingles on roof of main house 5 yrs old, newer furnace(2003) and lots of storage. Easy walk to downtown Barre, shops, & transportation. $98,500. Call for more info!

Well maintained sunny 2 bedroom, 2 bath end unit. Cozy sunken living room, new furnace and hot water heater (last year) & new atrium door with sliding door (replaced last fall) leading to a lovely patio area. Unit is immaculate and ready for immediate occupancy! $154,000.

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Great family home on bike path in Southridge neighborhood. 1980 sq.ft., 3-BR, 2.5-BA, wood fireplace, central A/C, finished basement (400 sq.ft.), recent upgrades. $378,900. 802-878-5312, KenCouture@Yahoo.com. Dozens of photos at: http://sites.google.com/ site/519southridgeroad/

OPEN HOUSE Sat. & Sun. 21st & 22nd, 1-3 p.m.

WATER! Lake access end of lawn, 2-3 BR, 2.5 BA, Lake Champlain, open floor plan, wood burning fireplace, screened porch, finished windowed basement, 1 car detached garage, 30 min. Burlington. $260,500. Info: 802-868-4052, please lv. msg.

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FSBO-CNewton031109.indd 9:31:42 AM Near IBM. Two bedrooms, 3/17/09 1.5 bath, laminate floors, 1400 sq.ft. 43 Jackson St. Unit A2, Essex Junction, VT 05452. $179,999. 802-598-9306, www.umcrm.com.

3/4/09 10:57:12 AM Two bedroom, one bathroom, 850FSBO-MZimmerman-031109.indd sq.ft. Private basement with secure outdoor storage, three season porch, new appliances, recently renovated. Friendly neighbors, pets welcome. Off-street parking. Asking $137,000. Offering $1000 back at closing. 802-598-2382.

Bright, hip, modern home3/10/09 in new 9:59:35 AM north end - minutes walk to beach, school, dog park, community gardens. New electrical, light fixtures, wood stove, windows and more! 3-BR, 1.5-BA. Lake side of North Ave.! $283,000. 802-881-2348, houseinvermont@gmail.com

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GET A NEW COMPUTER Brandname laptops & desktops. Bad or no credit - no problem. Smallest weekly payments available. It’s yours now. (AAN CAN) Info: 800803-8819. GET A NEW COMPUTER! Brand name laptops & desktops, bad or no credit - no problem. Smallest weekly payments avail. Call now. (AAN CAN) Info: 800-816-2232.

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3/16/09 FSBO-PCharow-021809.indd 12:18:04 PM Well maintained, 2 bedroom, 1 full bath 2nd Floor condo in Oak Park. Pleasant rural neighborhood, close to IBM, schools, community park and bike path in Essex Town. $123,000. 802-999-2155.

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3/16/09FSBO-DRoby-031809.indd 1:04:47 PM 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath in Cardinal Woods. Fresh paint, new carpet, updated kitchen cupboards. New ceiling fans in bedrooms. New stackable washer/dryer. Efficient heat, carport, low association fees. $179,000. 802-578-9732. 3rvgirls@comcast.net.

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3/9/09 2-bdrm townhouse in Cardinal Woods, 1.5 baths, new stove, energy-efficient refrigerator and monitor heater; low association dues. Quiet neighborhood in convenient location. Asking $178,900. Call Sara 777-9091.

3/9/09FSBO-SMattison-031809.indd 3:10:36 PM 3-BR, 2-BA, quiet neighborhood, just 2-BR condo at Indian1 Creek, S. Burlington. Bright, sunny unit in fabulous3/17/09 location 10:32:15 AM about new everything - addition, close to shopping, schools & recreation. 12 min. to downtown, 5 min. to Rte. 89. deck, bathrooms, kitchen, roof, Unit is located at far end of complex w/ minimal traffic. Excellent condition w/ wiring, sound system & flat screen, recent paint, carpeting & tile. Unit incl. 1.5-BA, ample closet space, fireplace living furnace, hot water, plumbing, room, solarium kitchen, deck, one car garage. Indian Creek is a park like complex w/ windows, 2nd floor washer & mature vegetation, pool & tennis courts. See indiancreekcondos.org for more info. dryer, gas insert and landscaping. & photos. $224,900. $449,900. 802-316-9749. 802-484-7213. www.73rivermount.com

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3/16/09 4:19:40 PM Village View condo end unit. TwoFSBO-TBrownell-031109.indd bedroom, one and a half bath w/ laundry room and attached garage located in the center of Richmond. Tastefully updated with appliances, paint and flooring. Low association fees. Very affordable home. Come and take a look! Great location! $175,000. 802-434-2626.

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3-BR, 2.5-BA spacious colonial on quiet dead-end street near Landry Park. 1800 sq.ft. Living room, dining room, family room w/ fireplace. Central vac. Large fenced yard. Partially finished basement. New roof in August 2008. A must see! $274,900. 3% to buyer-brokers. Info: www. 10pinegroveterracewinooskivt.com, 802-310-2684.

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1:03:13 PM Secluded, wooded, yet 1.5 miles 3/16/09 from FSBO-BCollins-031809.indd downtown Montpelier. Spectacular views. Immaculate, 2-level end unit, 3-BR, 3-BA, open living space, family room. New energy efficient appliances and on-demand hot water system. Heated pool and tennis courts available. $279,000. Contact fandbinhawaii@comcast.net or 802-223-8494.

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Want to Buy CERTIFIED ORGANIC CSA 24 weeks, mid-June through midNov. Fresh vegetables, fruits, greens, herbs weekly. Delivery avail. Call Valley Dream Farm, 802-644-6598, for an application or visit www.valleydreamfarm. com.

Free Stuff IS YOUR HOUSE HAUNTED? Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.” Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. Info: Matthew Borden, 802881-1171, bigbigdeal3@aol.com.

VEGETABLE OIL Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.

never opened. Can split up. Cost: $4500; sell $1250. 802-734-0788. BUNK BED NEW Solid wood w/ ladder, sturdy, still in box, easy to assemble, never opened. $350. Beth, 802-598-0316.

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FUTON - SOLID WOOD, NEW W/ brand new mattress. Still in box, never used. Cost $895, sell $350. 802-735-3431.

HOT TUBS - NEW 2009 models, loaded w/ jets, hp, synthetic cabinet, ozonator, insulated cover, LED lighting, full warranties, still in shrinkwrap. Only a few left. $2800, $3400, $4400. Info: Beth, 802-735-3431.

INFRARED SAUNA New, unusual, 1 person. Great tool for health & detoxification. An excellent deal! Will deliver/install. $450/ OBO. Other models avail., too. Info: 802-453-7894, michaelgoldstein2004@yahoo.com.

ALL NEW KING MATTRESS SET This is a brand new 3 piece. Factory warranty incl. at no extra cost. Sealed in factory bag. Will sell for $299. Info: 802-846-7622.

NEW MATTRESS SETS In plastic. W/ full warranty. Twin $205, full $260, queen $310, king $510. Delivery avail. Memory Foam Mattress avail. starting at $350. 802598-0316.

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Pets Bouvier Puppies Adorable AKCOFA. Born March 1; ready at end of April. Working line. Parents on premises. Wonderful tempraments. Athletic & titled. Info: Margaret Teitelbaum, 802-2856699, kasha@franklinvt.net.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966. BUYING USED VINYL RECORDS We pay cash for LP albums, 45 RPM records, used CDs, stereo equipment (incl. vintage), musical instruments, original concert posters, music memorabilia. Convenient Montpelier drop-off location. Info: Riverwalk Records, Jacob Grossi, 802-223-3334, saiddone@hotmail.com, www.RiverwalkRecords.com.

Auditions/ Casting FEMALE MODELS WANTED to work w/ 2 professional photographers for artistic, fashion & portraiture projects. Compensation will be in photography, experience & a chance to build a free portfolio. No experience needed, but potential models must be at least 18. For more info, contact David Russell Photography at 373-1912 or dave@daverussell.org. www. daverussell.org. Models Wanted Open call, North End Studio or on location in Burlington. Photo portraiture by James Augustine Gero. Info: 802-363-5950. Open Mic Night Phoenix Books is seeking poets, singers, musicians, comics, etc., for April 1 open mic night (6-8 p.m.). Space limited; contact Michael, 872-7111, to sign up. Info: Phoenix Books and Cafe, phoenixbooks.biz.

For Sale Gretsch Drum Set “Shell Pack” incl. 10x12”, 11x13”, 16x16” toms, 16x22” kick drum. All classic 6-ply Jasper shells, Rosewood lacquer finish. Cases incl. $1500/OBO. Info: Bill Koes, 802-765-4153.

Instruction Drum Lessons Have fun while achieving your goals as a drummer! Experienced, professional & active drummer seeks students of all ages, styles & abilities for private instruction. Study at your convenience in my Burlington studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curriculum, flexible scheduling & the best rates around. Info: steve@ stevehadeka.com. Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@verizon. net, www.rickbelford.com. Guitar School of Vermont “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition. Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. 802-655-5800, www.guitarschoolofvermont.com.

access cvuhs Art Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802482-7194, access@cvuhs.org. 3 Watercolor classes; Drawing Tuesdays, 2 levels; Painting with Water Soluble Oils; Calligraphy. CULINARY ARTS: One-night classes where you eat well! Portuguese Comfort Food, Vietnamese, Specials from Singapore, Vegetarian Burmese, Caribbean, Southwestern, Indian, Summer Soups, Salads, Gelato & Sorbets, Cheese Pie, Barbeque Action, Japanese Green Teas & Ceremony, Decorated Easter Cookies. All materials included with few exceptions. Senior Discount 65+. 10 minutes from exit 12. Body & Mind Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, access@cvuhs.org. Core Strength with Caroline Perkins; Weight Training, 2 levels; Yoga, 3 choices; Swing or Ballroom with Terry Bouricius; Piano Lessons; Tap Dance, 2 levels with Brea McBride; Ballet Exercise with Brea; Jump into Jazz; Pennywhistle; Guitar; West African Dance and Djembe Drumming; Fitness for Riders; Natural Facials; Scents of Vermont; Circus Arts. All levels, low cost, excellent instructors, guaranteed. Materials included. Senior Discount 65+. Computer Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-4827194, access@cvuhs.org. Computer & Internet Basics Tutorial, MS Word Basics, MS Excel Basics, Excel Up - The Next Steps,

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human anatomy and structure into your drawings and express your own personal viewpoint. The last half-hour of the class will include a class critique. Limit: 10. Experimental Photography: Apr. 14 - May. 19, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $225/$202.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Expand your creative vision to create painterly, dream-like images through the exploration of experimental photographic techniques. Photomontage, layering multiple exposures, panning, and more will be covered. This class will include hands-on instruction both in the classroom and in the field. Suitable for film or digital SLR users. Limit: 12.

Craft Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-4827194, access@cvuhs.org. Woodworking; Pottery classes; Platters, Plates and Bowls with Jen Labie; Carving a Wooden Spoon or Animal Visit cvuhs.org/access Figurines; Whittling; Rug Hooking, 2 levels; Sewing; Flower Arranging; for full class descriptions Photo: Mixed Level DarkRustic Furniture, Adult Chair or Loroom: Apr. 1 - May. 20, 6-9 veseat; Cake Decorating, Fondant; p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: Knitting; Quilting, Beginners. Low $250/225. Location: Firehouse cost, hands-on, excellent instruc1x2c-cvuhs031809.indd 1 3/16/09 12:02:54 PM Center’s Community Darkroom, tors, limited class size, guaranteed. Burlington. Take your work to Materials included with few excepthe next level! Guided sessions tions. Senior Discount 65+. will help you improve your print-

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Empowerment Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, access@ cvuhs.org. BeeKeeping with Bill Mares; Advanced BeeKeeping, Genes with Dave Ely; World History Through Fiber with Chris O’Donnell; Knots for Life, Fantasy Sports with John Bennett; VT Architecture-19c, Solar Energy 101, Energy Medicine, Get Published!, Memoir Writing, Baby Sitting by Red Cross, CPR/ First Aid, Horsemanship, Bridge, Chess, Mah Jongg, Body Image, Smart Cycling 101, Financial Management, Structuring a Business, First Garden, Myers-Briggs Typing, Goal Setting, Parenting Tips. Senior Discount 65+.

Kids Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802482-7194, access@cvuhs.org. Music Seeds for newborn to 2 and 2-4 year olds on Mondays; DJ Techniques, ages 10 and up; Stroller Strides Parent Workout; Incredible Decorated Easter Cookies, all ages welcome; Music Games, ages 4-8 with parents; Move & Groove, ages 2-5; Parenting the Joy of Reading. Many of the 150 classes appropriate for learners of all ages. Materials included. Language Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-4827194, access@cvuhs.org. Italian for Travelers, 2 levels; Beginner French, 2 levels; Conversational Immersion French; Beginning Spanish, 2 levels; Beginning Mandarin, 2 levels. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions. Senior Discount 65+. Digital Camera Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, access@cvuhs. org. Digital Camera Fundamentals, Enhance Digital Photographs, Create Digital Compositions, Advanced Digital Photography Workshops, Adobe Photoshop Elements - 3 choices of levels, Digital Video Vacation. Senior Discount 65+.

astrology INTRO. TO MEDICAL ASTROLOGY: Apr. 2-23, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $60 Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: 802-244-7909. A short introduction to the complex subject of interpreting the astrological chart for its insights into health and

Clay: Ceramic Design: Mar. 25 - May. 6, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members (clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag). Limit: 12. Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Students will learn creative ceramic techniques on and off the wheel and will learn how to make a variety of aesthetic and functional objects. Projects may include garden planters, lanterns and fountains, vegetable garden plaques/markers, birdbaths and more! Come with ideas and enthusiasm to move into springtime with creative fun. Over 20 hrs/week of open studio time to practice! Prerequisite: Basic wheel or handbuilding skills.

ing and film processing techniques. A discussion of the technical and aesthetic aspects will be included. Cost includes a darkroom membership for the duration of the class for outside of class printing and processing. Limit: 6.

Clay: Wheel-Throwing I: Apr. 6 - May. 18, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members (clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag). Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. This seven-week class is an introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio. Students will be working primarily on the potter’s wheel learning basic throwing and forming techniques. Students will also be guided through the various finishing techniques. Over 20 hrs/week of open studio time to practice! Limit: 12.

Fresh Flower Design: Apr. 8-29, 6:30-8 p.m. Cost: $110/$99 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Work with a professional floral designer and become familiar with different flower names, learn tips on selection, preparation and arrangement of a variety of fresh flower centerpieces. Students will bring home their own fresh arrangement at the end of each class. All fresh flowers, vases and green floral foam included. Limit: 8.

Clay: Wheel-Throwing II: Apr. 9 - May. 21, 7-9:30 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members (clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag). Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. In this mixed-level class for advanced beginners and intermediate potters, students will learn individualized tips and challenges for advancement on the wheel. Demonstrations and instruction will cover advanced throwing, trimming, and glazing techniques. Individual projects will be encouraged. Over 20 hrs/week of open studio time to practice! Limit: 12. Prerequisite: Basic wheel experience. Design: Graphic Design Basics: Apr. 1 - May. 6 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $165/148.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Learn the basics of graphic design and explore design and composition theory, typography, layout, color principles and concept development. Learn how to create professional quality designs with your own aesthetic, both by hand and with Adobe Creative Suite software. Projects may include altering photographs, creating selfportraits and more! Limit: 6. Drawing: Figure Drawing Basics: Apr. 2 - May. 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $165/148.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Draw from a nude model and experiment with a variety of media including charcoal, oil pastels and pencils. Incorporate

Photography Critique: Apr. 14, 6-8 p.m. Free and open to the public. Location: Firehouse Gallery, 135 Church St., Burlington. Come receive feedback on what you are working on photographically and see what other photographic artists in the community are doing in a supportive, discussion based critique session. Bring 1-4 examples of your work. Participants with all levels of experience are welcome and encouraged to attend!

Jewelry: Silver Jewelry II: Apr. 14 - May. 19, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $125/$112 BCA members (materials fees vary based on type and amount of metals used). Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. This class is for students who have some basic experience with jewelry making and wish to learn new skills. The instructor will demonstrate a new technique each class, such as etching, building hollow forms, using hinges and more. The instructor will guide students with individual projects and goals. Limit: 10. Painting: Watercolor: Mar. 30 - May. 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $136/122.40 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Learn how to paint with watercolor, focusing on observational painting from still life, figure, landscape and photos. Students will paint on watercolor paper stretched on board or watercolor blocks and will gain experience with composition, color theory, layering, light and shade. Class may move outdoors to paint

Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com. Teacher bios are also available online.

on nice days! Limit: 12.

bodywork Intro to Thai Yoga Bodywork: Mar. 21, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $95/6 CE hours. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, 802-658-7715, info @ touchstonehealingar t s. com, www.touchstonehealingarts. com. No prerequisites: Open to everyone. Participants learn a series of techniques to be practiced as a full, flowing complete Thai session. The instruction is hands on, participatory & easy to follow. If you are considering professional training, One-Day Workshops are a great way to sample the practice. Manual is included. Spa Treatments & Hot Stones: Mar. 28-29, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $425/16 CE hours. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, 802-658-7715, info @ touchstonehealingar t s. com, www.touchstonehealingarts. com. Spa: Learn to perform wraps, scrubs & foot treatments with or without the availability of a shower. Hands-on workshop covers five treatments, theory, concepts, products & supplies. Hot Stones: Learn specifics for performing a 90-minute hot stone treatment. Tailor to your style and clients’ needs. A detailed manual is provided.

dance Ballroom Dance Classes: Location: First Step Dance offers Ballroom Dance classes in Burlington, Shelburne and St. Albans on Monday, Tuesday and Sunday respectively. Also holds Ballroom practice sessions in Burlington on Thursday. Ballroom Dance Social on the 2nd Friday of each month. Info: 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance! Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

design/build AMVIC Insulated Concrete Forms: Cost: $95/8 hours (lunch incl.). Location: Best Western, 13 Blush Hill Rd., Waterbury. Info: Vermont Insulated Concrete Forms, Joel Baker, 802-2446111, jwing@vticf.com, www. vticf.com/training.html. Plumb, straight and level. Every successful project starts with basics. Insulated concrete form construction is no different. Our hands-on building seminar teaches the basics of ICFs and everything else needed to design and build an ICF home. Energy-efficient and cost-effective. On 4/18/2009 learn why ICF construction outperforms traditional building!

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drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $47/6 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $53/6 weeks. Session begins 10/28. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:306:50 p.m., $48/6 weeks, beginning 10/27. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

empowerment Goals & Dreamboarding Wrkshps: Cost: $20/2-Hour Class. Location: The O’Brien Center at the Winooski YMCA, 32 Mallets Bay Ave., Winooski. Info: Dorothy Hay, 802-324-3640, www.Dreamboarding.net. Fun w/ Goal Setting: Monday, 3/23, 5:30 p.m. Stand in the future, look back and create a road map for reaching your goals. Dreamboarding: Monday, 3/30 at 5:30 p.m. Learn how to create a Dreamboard focusing on one specific area of your life. It’s simple and fun, just bring imagination and enthusiasm!

family Intro to Thai Yoga Bodywork: Mar. 21 - Feb. 21, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $95/6-hour class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Kristin Borquist, 802-985-5888, www. kbestudio.com. Bring the gift of massage to family, friends, community. A delightful way to spend time together, this clothed massage/movement art benefits both practitioner and receiver. Learn simple, effective techniques to expand ease and flexibility. Individuals and pairs welcome. No experience required. Enjoy a day that will be relaxing and rejuvenating.

fitness Girls Get’n Fit Boot Camp: Cost: $255/4-week program. Location: Williston Community Park, 195 Central School Dr., Williston. Info: Girls Get’n Fit, LLC, Melissa Milam, 802-310-5009, smmilam@ gmavt.net, www.girlsgetnfit.com. A result-driven boot camp for women that provides a fun and challenging change to any exercise routine. Achieve optimal fitness and maintain it! Be prepared to get up early, work hard and feel great for the rest of the day! Starts May 4, 200. Limited space, register now! Personal Training for Women: Location: In-Home Personal Training, Burlington. Info: Margo Lamoureux, 802-309-4846, margo2984@yahoo.com. Can’t find the time to get to the gym? I will bring the gym to you! Receive oneon-one, individualized fitness training right in the comfort of your own home! Blast away fat, tone muscle and increase your energy. Hours are flexible. Call or email to set up a free consultation.

gardening Get the Most From Veg. Gardens: Mar. 21, 9:30-11 a.m. Cost: $10/person. Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Road, off Riverside Ave., Burlington. Info:

802-660-3505. Growing your own vegetables is a rewarding experience. You can also save money if you plan and plant your garden the right way. Whether in a small space or expansive plot, Charlie will provide the know-how to maximize the bounty of your garden. Presenter: Charlie Nardozzi. Planning & Growing for Cooking: Mar. 21, 12-1:30 p.m. Cost: $10/person. Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Road, off Riverside Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-660-3505. Join the chef-owners of Sugarsnap restaurant and caterers for a culinary demonstration on preparing and cooking the produce you grow. Presenters: Kirk Fiore & Abbey Duke of Sugarsnap. What’s Eating Your Garden?: Mar. 28, 9:30-11 a.m. Cost: $10/ workshop. Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Road, off Riverside Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-660-3505. Join us for an entertaining and educational look at the small inhabitants that can wreak havoc in our gardens. This problem-solving seminar will offer practical, organic and environmentally-safe solutions. Presenter: Lisa Yankowski.

ing and preparation of wild edibles and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.

jewelry Jewelery classes: Location: Jane Frank at Pine Street Studios, 339 Pine St., Burlington. Info: jane frank jewellerydesign, Jane Frank, 802-999-3242, info@janefrank.de, www.janefrank.de. Learn how to make your own jewelery with a German trained goldsmith in a fully equipped studio in town. You will learn basic techniques but also be able to specialize for certain projects you choose. Capacity: 5 students. Monday nights: 6-8 p.m., $135/month. Weekend: Sat. + Sun., 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., $260 (incl. lunch), ask for specific dates.

language Parlez-vous francais?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Burlington, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 802-496-7859, yvescomprere@yahoo.com. Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Taught by Yves Compere, French native.

herbs CANCER: New Findings New Hope: Mar. 25, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $15/2-hour workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, www.purpleshutter.com. Whether you have cancer, know someone who has cancer, or just want to prevent cancer from threatening your life & those you love, Cathy will present the newest research & information. The use of nutrition, herbs & lifestyle change can provide excellent treatment for cancer leading to a healthy life. NATURAL MEDICINE for CHILDREN: Mar. 24, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $15/2-hour workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, www.purpleshutter.com. As parents, we naturally want the best for our children & want them to enjoy good health & recover rapidly when they are ill. Join Kelley, herbalist & mother of 7-year-old twin girls, as we discuss ways to support your child’s health using botanical medicine, supplements, foods & diet. Wisdom of the Herbs School: Wild Edible Intensive 2009: Enhancing Local Food Security. Class meets for two terms, three Sundays each term, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Spring term: 5/24, 6/14 & 7/12, 2009. Summer Term: 8/9, 9/20 & 10/4, 2009. Tuition $240 Spring term and $300 Summer term. $50 non-refundable deposit each term. Discounted tuition for early registration for both terms. Wisdom of the Herbs 2009: Identify and harvest local wild edible and medicinal plant, make home remedies, learn sustainable living skills. Eight weekends: May 16-17, June 6-7, July 18-19, Aug. 15-16, Sept. 12-13, Oct. 10-11, Nov. 7-8. Tuition $1750. Non-refundable deposit $250. Discounted tuition for early registration paid in full one month before class begins. VSAC non-degree grants avail.. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, South Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool. com, www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com. Unique experiential programs embracing the wild plants, holistic health, and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with Nature, hands-on wild harvest-

martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, April 7 at 5:30 p.m.. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th Dan - Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido teacher. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CTR: Introductory class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-893-8893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free. Vermont Aikido: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-862-9785, vermontaikido.org. Practice the graceful martial art of Aikido in a safe, supportive environment. Aikido training teaches body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself. Visitors are always welcome in the dojo! Class hours are at our homepage.

massage Active Isolated Stretching: May 28-31, 2009, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m., but 9-3 on Sunday. Cost: $545/4day seminar. Location: Sheraton Hotel, 870 Williston Rd., Burling-

ton. Info: Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont, Stephen O’Dwyer, 802658-1005, AISvermont@gmail. com, www.PainReliefVermont. com. Don’t miss this unique opportunity to learn directly from internationally renowned kinesiotherapist Aaron Mattes, originator of Active Isolated Stretching. This revolutionary stretching technique is used by health practitioners worldwide to relieve pain, greatly improve range of motion, and enhance overall health and well-being.

meditation Introduction to Zen: Sat., Mar. 21, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/all-day workshop, lunch incl. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, vermontzen.org/workshops.html. The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Preregistration required. Call for more info, or register online. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

photography Contemplative Photography: Fri., Mar. 27: 7-9 p.m.; Sat., Mar. 28, 9-4 p.m.; Sun./ Mar. 29: 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $100/ weekend class. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski St., Burlington. Info: Burlington Shambhala Center, 802-878-5841, lungta108@gmail. com, burlington.shambhala.org. In Miksang contemplative photography, which was developed by Tibetan meditation master Chogyam Trungpa, we train in the purification of our visual perception by working directly with the elements of the visual field: color, light and form (texture, line, and patterns) and space. When we experience the harmonization of eye and mind, we move beyond conceptual and habitual ways of seeing. All levels of experience are appropriate. Everyone will need to have a digital camera.

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Affordable, invigorating group mat classes and 1-on-1 sessions that rock your body, not your wallet. Location: Espire, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite 1, South Burlington. Info: 802-3102614, www.absolutepilatesvt. com. Tone, stretch, and strengthen with certified classical Pilates & Polestar Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in fun group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive, welcoming locale. In the works: floor mat to standing movement to challenge stamina, coordination and balance. Visit our website for

pricing, class times and specials. ALL Wellness, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, Physical Therapy, Yoga and Health Counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 - just call to sign up. Core Studio Pilates: Get motivated in one of our Mat, Bed or unique Spinning Hybrid classes, offered seven days a week. Special classes include a Pre/Post-natal Pilates class, Pilates for Runners and Pilates Boot Camp. We also offer a Basics of Bed class, which runs in 4 week cycles, to give first time participants an affordable and thorough introduction to the Pilates apparatus. Private sessions and personal training also available. Please visit our website for current specials, a complete schedule and to check out our flexible pricing options, including student rates for Pilates mat classes.. Location: Core Studio Pilates and Personal Training, 431 Pine St. Suite 101 (Maltex Building), Burlington. Info: Core Studio, 802-862-8686, kathy @ corestudioburlington. com, www.corestudioburlington. com. Stretch, strengthen and build stamina in your deepest core muscles. Classes are led by lively, experienced instructors and will benefit athletes of all levels in a fun and instructive setting. Your first mat class is always free! Reference this ad and receive your 2nd class free, with the purchase of any package! Natural Bodies Pilates: Enjoy Pilates Mat and Reformer, Ballet Barre, and Integrative Movement classes, or combine all three in our Studio class. Private sessions, class cards and per-class rates available. Free group introductions, and special rates on private introductions by appointment.. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (5 minutes from Burlington’s Battery Park), Colchester. Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Now you can relieve stress while developing a strong, flexible and articulate body in a professionally equipped studio. Benefit from Lucille Dyer’s 20 years’ teaching expertise combining Pilates, Bartenieff Fundamentals, Laban Movement Analysis and adult ballet. Experience movement that’s enlivening, effective and enjoyable, all within a calm and supportive environment.

psychic Psychic Development Intensive: Cost: $125/6 2-hour classes. Location: Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Rte 7, Milton. Info: Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Michele Nappi, 802-893-9966, moonlightgiftshoppe@yahoo.com, www. moonlightbodymindspiritfestival.com. Michele Nappi, Psychic Medium, Healer, Medical Intuitive, Lost People and Pet Finder, ColdCase Investigator. Begins April 16. 6 people minimum/8 people maximum. Preregistration. Create Sacred Space; Reiki Psychic Attunement; Reiki Abundance Empowerment Attunement; Reiki I, Aura, & Chakra Attunement; Angel Workshop; Crystal Workshop; Aura Workshop; Introductory Guide To Mediumship.

psychology THE PATH OF INDIVIDUATION: Apr. 1 - May. 20, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $125. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: 802-244-7909. Discover your unique spiritual path via a variety of handson activities and exercises set in the context of the individuation process as Jung defined it. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

shamanism Exploring Shamanism: Location: Lightheart Sanctuary, New Haven. Dynamic and experiential -- in the sacred space of the Lightheart Sanctuary, New Haven, VT. For beginning to intermediate. 5 Tuesdays, April 14, 21, May 5, 12, 19 at 6:30 p.m. $25 per class. Register after Apr. 1 to Maureen Short, 802-453-4433 or Maureen@gmavt. net. For more info go to www.Lightheart.net.

snowkiting Snowkiting Lessons: Daily lessons while ice is safe (generally Jan.-April). Cost: $95/3-hour beginner class ($85 for 2-hour advanced). Location: Lake Champlain - Sand Bar State Park, South Hero/Milton. Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-5786120, rachael@stormboarding. com, www.stormboarding.com. Start snowkiting during your first lesson. Use the same alpine, tele or snowboard as on the mountain. We provide experienced, professional, fun instruction and modern gear. Great for skiers/riders ages 10 to no-limit, cruise or go big. Makes an excellent gift. Get gear discount after lesson. Lesson/gear gift certificates available.

spirit Basic Psychic Development: With Bernice Kelman. 10 Thursdays starting March 19th. Cost: $175 Location: Underhill. Space is limited,, reserve your space now! Info: Bernice Kelman, 802899-3542, kelman.b@juno.com. Everyone is born with natural psychic abilities. There is nothing “supernatural” about these abilities. All children are naturally psychic. We were psychic when we were children. However, our culture teaches us to shut off these abilities. You can learn simple and easy ways to tap into your own hidden abilities, to “become as little children” and play as naturally as you did then, to use your inborn talents to make your life healthier, happier, more loving and more fun.

spirituality Conscious Recovery: Mar. 27 Jun. 12, 6:30-8 p.m., Weekly on Friday. Cost: $12/1.5-hour class, sliding fee and class cards available. Location: Dhatri Movement Arts Center at Eastern View, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: Katherine Kelley, 802-343-5790, k a t @ b ur ling t ont e l e com.ne t , www.lovingriver.com. Exploring 12 step recovery in the context of the knowledge and practices of some of the ancient wisdom traditions of the East. This meeting of mind, body, and soul is about recovering consciousness, about waking up, and improving conscious contact with Higher Power through discussion, meditation, mindfulness and relaxation practices.

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tai chi Snake Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE , 100 Church Street, Burlington. Info: 802864-7902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

weight loss Vtrim Weight Management: Mar. 24 - Sep. 1, 5:15 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $31/week. Location: Vtrim on UVM Campus, 322 So. Prospect St., Burlington. Info: The University of Vermont, 866956-8258, www.uvm.edu/vtrim. The University of Vermont Weight Management Research Program is offering Vtrim, its research-based weight loss program, to the community. Learn how to modify your eating and exercise behaviors and succeed at weight management. Sign up today! You can register for Vtrim classes today at uvm.edu/vtrim.

yoga Breathe Open Yoga: Mar. 3-31, 5:45-6:45 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $10/1-hour class. Location: North End Studio, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Laurel Askren, 802-522-6851. Enjoy process-oriented personal practice. Improve overall physical and mental well-being, balance, flexibility, coordination. Increase energy and warmth in your body and spirit. March 24: Class will meet 5-6 p.m. Private sessions available: $50/ hr. Ashtanga/Hatha Yoga Teacher Certified, Reiki Level I, Yoga Vidya Gurukul Ashram, Maharastra, India. BA Dance/Composition. COPPER CRANE YOGA: INTEGRATED YOGA FLOW with Janet Chill. 4-week series, $50/series. Tuesdays 5:30-7 p.m., 2/17-3/10. Preregister. Cost: $14/drop-in, $60/5-class card, $110/10-class card, $200/20-class card. Location: Copper Crane Yoga, 179 Main St., Vergennes. Info: 802-877-3663, coppercraneyoga. com. Individual, group and custom yoga classes. Copper Crane provides wise and compassionate teaching to strengthen the body, uplift the heart and calm the mind. Be yourself here. Copper Crane is directed by Carolyn Conner, RYT, Advanced Certified Thai Yoga Bodywork practitioner. Thai Yoga Bodywork and Zero Balancing sessions by appointment. EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels, conveniently located in Burlington. Cost: $14/10 class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. Our staff of all certified teachers are skilled with beginners as well as students wanting to refine their practice. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar and babies/kids classes available. Prepare for birth and strengthen post-partum with pre/post-natal yoga. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/evoblog. Intro to Thai Yoga Bodywork: Mar. 21, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $95/6-hour class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Kristin Borquist, 802-985-5888, kristin@ kbestudio.com, www.kbestudio. com. Learn simple, effective techniques to expand ease and flexibility. This clothed massage/movement art benefits both practitioner and receiver. Individuals and pairs welcome. No experience is required. Begin your professional training, or bring the gift of massage to family and friends. Enjoy a day that will be relaxing and rejuvenating.

The Studio at The Field House: Daily yoga & Pilates classes for all levels. Drop-ins welcome; no membership required. Cost: $15/drop-in, $60/month (6 classes). Unlimited yoga, $70 (incl. club membership). Location: 166 Athletic Drive, Shelburne. Info: 802-985-4406, www. shelburneathleticclub.com. Vinyasa, Iyengar, Anusara, Yin, Ashtanga & Kripalu classes as well as reformer, mat & senior Pilates. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels, two locations. Cost: $14/ drop-in, $115/10 class card, $130/ month pass. Location: Chace Mill on Winooski River, downtown at 113 Church St. (top floor of the Leunig’s building), Burlington. Info: 802-6609718, www.yogavermont.com. Sixweek Skiier and Rider class, six-week Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, Yoga Instructor Training Course and more listed on website. Gift certificates available. For the latest, check out our blog: http:// yogavermont.typepad.com. Yoga and Art Workshop: May. 2, 3-5:30 p.m. Cost: $35/2.5-hour class. Location: Dhatri Foundation Movement Space, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: Courtney Reckord, 802-310-7858, dhatrifoundation.org. Courtney Reckord is an artist, yoga teacher and art educator. She will be leading an afternoon workshop that explores creative posture flows as well as the creative potential within each of us. No yoga experience necessary. Several media will be explored, including painting and collage. $35 includes all materials. Yoga for Men by Steve: Beginner Level I, Mon. & Wed., 6-7:15 p.m. Intermediate Level II, Tues. & Thurs., 6-7:30 p.m. Open Class Level I & II welcome, Sat. 1011:30 a.m. Restorative yoga, Sat. 12-1 p.m. Privte sessions available by appointment. Location: 6393 Route 7, North Ferrisburgh. Visit our website www.miraclesoftouch.com for detailed description of class offerings. To schedule a class or inquire about fees or services contact Jim, jhart1159@comcast.net, 802-310-8291. Class registration limited to 6/class.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On February 27, 2009, David Quinlan, filed application #4C0723-1A for a project generally described as: conversion of the existing space to a martial arts studio, addition of six parking spaces, increase in permitted trip allocations for the lot and revise the wastewater disposal system. The project is located on Chrisemily Road in the Town of Milton, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Milton Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb. state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before March 27, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be

presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by March 27, 2009. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 5th day of March, 2009. By/s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On March 12, 2009, John Larkin and Cupola Golf Course, Inc., filed application #4C1138-3 for a project generally described as: an extension of the findings that created the three-lot subdivision and construction of 64 apartments in two buildings on Larkin Lot #2. This amendment also modifies the approvals from LUP #4C1138 and consists of an enlargement of the building footprints, relocation of the parking lots, revision of the stormwater system, revise the roadway width and revise the landscaping plans. The project is located on Quarry Hill Road off Spear Street in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before April 14, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by April 14, 2009. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 17th day of March 2009.

By/s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On March 6, 2009, Munson Earth Moving Corporation, filed application #4C100510 for a project generally described as: the subdivision of Lot #1 into two lots with construction of a 15,000 sf single story office building and associated infrastructure on Lot #1B. This is Phase I of a two phase plan and partial findings are being sought for Phase II. The project is located on Hinesburg Road in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before April 7,2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by April 7,2009. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 12th day of March, 2009. By/s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us Burlington Housing Authority Franklin Square, 1554 North Avenue Sealed bids from Construction Contractors for the Installation of Asphalt Shingles will be received by: Burlington Housing Authority, 65 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05401 until 2pm on March 31, 2009 and then at said location publicly opened and read aloud. Information for Plan & Specifications and other Contract documents can be obtained for a fee of $50.00/set nonrefundable on March 17, 2009 at Blueprints Etc., 20 Farrell Street, #101, South Burlington, VT 05403 Bid & Contract Forms, Plans & Specifications and other contract documents can be viewed at the following locations: Burlington Housing Authority, 65 Main

Street, Burlington, VT 05401 Works in Progress, 20 Farrell Street, South Burlington, VT 05403 A Bid Guarantee of 5% of the bid amount is required at the bid opening. The successful bidder shall be required to provide an assurance of completion in the form of a performance & payment bond pursuant to the contract documents, as may be required by state law. Improper assurances of completion may be sufficient cause for rejection of the accompanying bid. The owner reserves the right to waive informalities or to reject any and all bids. Bidders may not withdraw their bids within 30 days after the date of bid opening. All bidding processes shall be in accordance with State law. To request bidding information or obtain further information contact: John MacDonald Director of Asset Management Burlington Housing Authority (802) 864-0538 ext. 224 Minority, women and locally owned businesses are strongly encouraged to apply. PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing in the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Final plat application #SD-09-14 of Terry and Bethany Lieberman for a two (2) lot subdivision to subdivide off a 0.028 acre parcel from a 271 acre parcel to be added to 44 Country Club Drive, 102 Ethan Allen Drive. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the application are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. March 16, 2009 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1683-08 CnC American Home Mortgage Servicing, Inc., as successor-in-interest to Option One Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v. Jan-Eric Johnsson, Andrea Bedard, State of Vermont Office of Child Support and Occupants residing at 419 Marble Island Road, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION THIS SUMMONS IS DIRECTED TO: JanEric Johnsson and Andrea Bedard 1. YOU ARE BEING SUED. The Plaintiff has started a lawsuit against you. A copy of the Plaintiff’s Complaint against you is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court, Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont. Do not throw this paper away. It is an official paper that affects your rights. 2. PLAINTIFF’S CLAIM. Plaintiff’s claim is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated October 14, 2005. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Colchester at Volume 541, Page 238. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Rutland, State of Vermont. 3. YOU MUST REPLY WITHIN 41 DAYS TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS. You must give or mail the Plaintiff a written response called an Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published, which is March 11, 2008. You must send a copy of your answer to the Plaintiff or the Plaintiff’s attorney, Joshua B. Lobe, located at 30 Kimball Avenue, Suite 306, South Burlington, VT 05403. You must also give or mail your Answer to the Court located at 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont.

4. YOU MUST RESPOND TO EACH CLAIM. The Answer is your written response to the Plaintiff’s Complaint. In your Answer you must state whether you agree or disagree with each paragraph of the Complaint. If you believe the Plaintiff should not be given everything asked for in the Complaint, you must say so in your Answer. 5. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR CASE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE YOUR WRITTEN ANSWER TO THE COURT. If you do not Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published and file it with the Court, you will lose this case. Your will not get to tell your side of the story, and the Court may decide against you and award the Plaintiff everything asked for in the complaint. 6. YOU MUST MAKE ANY CLAIMS AGAINST THE PLAINTIFF IN YOUR REPLY. Your Answer must state any related legal claims you have against the Plaintiff. Your claims against the Plaintiff are called Counterclaims. If you do not make your Counterclaims in writing in your answer you may not be able to bring them up at all. Even if you have insurance and the insurance company will defend you, you must still file any Counterclaims you may have. 7. LEGAL ASSISTANCE. You may wish to get legal help from a lawyer. If you cannot afford a lawyer, you should ask the court clerk for information about places where you can get free legal help. Even if you cannot get legal help, you must still give the court a written Answer to protect your rights or you may lose the case. ORDER The Affidavit duly filed in this action shows that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods provided in Rules 4(d)-(f), (k), or (l) of the Vermont Rules of Civil Procedure. Accordingly, it is ORDERED that service of the Summons set forth above shall be made upon the defendants, Jan-Eric Johnsson and Andrea Bedard, by publication as provided in Rule[s] [4(d)(l) and] 4(g) of those Rules. This order shall be published once a week for 2 weeks beginning on March 11, 2009 in the Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Chittenden County, and a copy of this summons and order as published shall be mailed to the defendants, Jan-Eric Johnsson and Andrea Bedard, if an address is known. Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 25th day of February, 2009. /s/ Hon. Dennis Pearson Hon. Dennis Pearson Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court WARNING RUNOFF ELECTION WARD SEVEN The legal voters of the City of Burlington are hereby notified and warned to come and vote at a runoff election, pursuant to Section 5 of the Burlington City Charter, on Tuesday the 24th day of March 2009 Between 7:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. at the voting place hereinafter named, for the purpose of electing city officers as follows: WARD SEVEN – One City Councilor for a two-year term beginning April 6th, 2009. The following is designated as the polling place: WARD SEVEN – at the Robert Miller Community and Recreation Center (formerly known as the Gosse Court Armory), 130 Gosse Court. The polls open at 7 o’clock a.m. and close at 7 o’clock p.m. Jonathan P. A. Leopold, Jr. Chief Administrative Officer Note: City Hall will be open this Saturday, March 21 from 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. for voting purposes only.

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Business Analyst We’re searching for a Business Analyst to join our Call Center team. This person will be responsible for reporting and analysis functions which includes: gathering and having a deep understanding of business data and their relationships from a variety of software applications including our phone system, e-mail management, timecard, order entry and voicemail systems. S/he will create and generate reports that contrast the data and will provide a high level and in-depth operational performance and trend analysis. Based on these analyses, this person will recommend training or process improvements that will result in better service to our customers and more efficient execution. Our ideal candidate will be an independent worker, have ability to effectively communicate both technical and non technical information, have a minimum of two years experience using Crystal Reports (or similar reporting software) and at least two years experience in statistical analysis and/or accounting with impeccable accuracy and on-time deliverables being the expected norm. This person should be proficient in advanced Excel functions and Pivot Tables, and Microsoft Office Suite. Previous Call Center experience a plus but not required. We offer a team-oriented work environment, strong cultural values, competitive wages and excellent benefits (including a terrific product discount!). Interested? Please send your cover letter & resume to Gardener’s Supply Company, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington, VT 05401 or to jobs@gardeners.com

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We’re seeking a Director of Donor Relations for the Vermont arm of our Development Team. The person in this position represents PPNNE in the communities of greater Vermont in efforts to develop and maintain relationships with donors. This is an opportunity for a well-established professional to focus on expanding our agency’s major donor program in the state.

this is a great opportunity for college students or anyone interested in working in a professional work environment while earning some extra money. during the school year you will work at our harvest lane branch on saturdays and during the summer you could be at any of our 6 branch locations in Chittenden County.

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Help Prevent Housing Discrimination! Vermont Legal Aid’s Housing Discrimination Law Project is seeking fair housing testers — volunteers who can convincingly assume the role of someone seeking housing and then be objective and thorough reporters of what they observe. To become a tester you must complete a two-hour training session and a practice test. You will receive a cash stipend and mileage for each completed test.

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is looking for a Kitchen Manager. This full-time position will be responsible for assistance in daily operations, catering, managing staff, and overall customer satisfaction. Must have strong food background. Salary is negotiable. Apply in person or contact Matt at 802877-2772. 221 Main Street, Vergennes, VT

Painter wanted to join a small, growing residential paint company. Ideal candidate will have one or more years similar experience, the ability to take direction well, a hardworking attitude, an obsession with punctuality, and a mind able to focus on minute details all day long. No drama. Nonsmokers only. Send resume to: gmackpainting@gmavt.net. www.mackpainting.com

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Full- or Part-time Nurse Practitioner Must have Vermont license and have experience with urgent care, occupational health or family practice.

Medical Assistant

The College Street Children’s Center is looking for two nurturing, creative, enthusiastic infant/toddler teachers to join our team of childcare professionals. One position is 40 hours a week and the other is 20 hours (with extra hours possible). Both begin by the end of March 2009. Classroom experience and a BA, CDA or Associate’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related field is preferred. A willingness to further one’s education is required. Pay commensurate with education and experience. Benefit package included for full time position.

Experienced Medical Assistant for very busy urgent care/ occupational health practice. Must have reliable vehicle and ﬂexible schedule. Weekend availability required.

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Send resume and 3 letters of reference indicating the position you are applying for by March 20 to: 228 College Street Middlebury, VT 05753 Email: cscc1@verizon.net

HowardCenter improves the well-being of children, adults, families and communities.

Administrative Services

EnvironmEntal SErvicES tEchnician 40-hour/week position to provide both routine and complex cleaning at agency-owned or -leased buildings. Must be familiar with a broad spectrum of cleaning methods and chemicals, and must be able to work with staff to coordinate scheduling around employee and client needs. One year minimum experience in commercial cleaning required. Valid Vermont driver’s license and own transportation required.

Developmental Services

SharEd living ProvidEr: Charlotte/Hinesburg area couple, no children at home, large first-floor bedroom/bath sought for an independent, middle-aged woman with mild developmental disabilities. Pets a plus! Generous tax-free stipend. Contact Jamie Banghart at 802-488-6595. 2 aWaKE ovErnight dirEct SErvicE PoSitionS available for compassionate and dedicated women. Support either a 9-year-old boy or a 19-year-old young woman, both with developmental disabilities and intensive medical needs, in their Burlington homes. Ideal candidates are experienced, but we will train the right people.

Mental Health and Substance Abuse

nurSE, chittEndEn clinic The Chittenden Clinic, an outpatient opiate addiction treatment center in Burlington, has an opening for a part-time nurse. We are seeking a highly motivated, meticulous individual with a passion for working with patients suffering from addiction disorders and/or psychiatric illnesses.

Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY.

DElIVERy – Full-time/Seasonal n d a y s v t . c Deliver soil in dump truck to local residents, assist customers, production; no CDL required. sKIDsTEER OPERaTOR/yard Worker – Full-time/Seasonal Value added production, assist customers, load trucks, operate irrigation equipment. PRODUCTIOn assIsTanT – PT/FT/Seasonal General assistance with bagging production, processing, irrigation. Complete job descriptions can be found at: www.cswd.net/facilities/ICPjobs.shtml Please send or email resume with references and cover letter by March 25 to:

Dan Goossen, General Manager Intervale Compost Products 282 Intervale Rd., Burlington, VT 05401 or: compost@intervalecompost.net ICP/Chittenden Solid Waste District (CSWD) is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action employer

Counselors Phoenix House is under contract with the VT Department of Corrections to implement and operate a variety of treatment programs throughout the state of Vermont. We are currently recruiting for full-time and part-time Counselors in the following locations: St. Albans: full-time vacancies at the Northwest Correctional Facility for women and a part -time out-patient position in the Probation and Parole Office. Burlington: a part-time outpatient position at the Probation and Parole Office and a part-time position at the regional correctional facility. St. Johnsbury: a full-time outpatient vacancy at the Probation and Parole Office. Windsor: full-time positions at the Windsor Correctional Facility. Springfield: part-time positions at both the Probation and Parole Office and the Correctional Facility. Bennington: a part-time position at the Probation and Parole Office. Brattleboro: a full-time position at our residential women’s facility and part-time residential aid position. In general the counselors will be required to conduct assessments, facilitate group therapy, monitor program activities and maintain records. Certification (LADC, CADC or Apprentice CADC ) is required for the outpatient positions and desired, although not required, in the correctional facility programs. Experience in human services is required.

Child, Youth and Family Services

intErvEntioniSt - incluSion We are seeking a skilled and motivated individual to join our team of professionals. Interventionists will develop therapeutic, mentoring relationships with students struggling to find success in public school due to academic, social-emotional and behavioral challenges. This position requires individuals to be comfortable with the management of aggressive behavior. Competitive salary plus full benefits.

EOE

Applicants interested in working full- or part-time are invited to complete voluntary Applicant Self-ID form at www.phoenixhouse.org/National/Careers/Opportunities.html. Send resume and form to: Richard Turner rturner@phoenixhouse.org or 802-672-2500

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Full-time Physical Therapist

Position available at Cornerstone Physical Therapy in Williston, Vermont. Postural Restoration Certified Center.

Seeking Experienced Line Cooks with 3-5 years experience.

For full- or part-time positions. Please drop off resumes at: 15 Center St., Burlington or email: dailyplanet15@myfairpoint.net

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exhibitions director Helen Day Art Center designs and curates some of Vermont’s most innovative and dynamic exhibits. Join us and lead these projects with your vision and intelligence. Letter, resume & references to nathan@helenday.com Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, VT Visit www.helenday.com for details.

Clinic Nurse

RN or LPN. Part-time 15 – 20 hours/week at main St. Albans clinic - M/W/F. No nights, weekends, or call. Flexiblity, and occasional travel to clinics in Barre or Middlebury preferred. Premium pay for qualified applicant. Send or fax resume to: Allergy & Asthma Specialists 260 Crest Rd., Suite 203 St. Albans, VT 05478. Fax: 802-524-0653.

LANDSCAPERS Seeking people who are dependable and motivated. Prefer people with lawn maintenance experience and a valid driver’s license. $12-plus possible.

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Champlain Housing Trust serving the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle Counties seeks an enthusiastic, detail-oriented Property Financial Analyst to manage and report on all financial aspects of CHT’s rental portfolio. This individual must be able to provide financial analysis, evaluate property operating budgets against actual expenses, meet report deadlines & regulatory requirements; maintain proper insurance coverage; handle R.E. tax appeals; refinancing of property mortgages; and work with the Director of Property and Asset Management and the Finance Department on all reporting requirements and property budgets. Qualifications: Must have a Bachelor’s degree and experience in nonprofit affordable housing or equivalent experience; be knowledgeable in financial analysis and reporting; be able to multi-task; have excellent communication and organizational skills; be proficient with computer software especially Microsoft Office; enjoy a fast-paced, team environment; and be committed to CHT’s membership based model of community controlled and permanently affordable housing. Experience with HUD and RD reporting a plus.

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Successful financial services company in Burlington, Vt, is in need of permanent part-time employee for a Technical and Financial Assistant position. The ideal candidate will demonstrate accounting experience; strong computer applications skills in spreadsheets, database, and web applications; must be detail-, deadline- and service-oriented; ability to multitask; presentation skills; and communications and training skills.

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Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include health, life and disability insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave and 403(b) plan. Submit cover letter and resume by March 27 to Human Resources, Champlain Housing Trust, 88 King Street, Burlington, VT 05401. No phone calls, please.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Chittenden South Supervisory Union

The Women’s Source for Sports is looking for women who enjoy active lifestyles to join our sales staff.

Bus Drivers

immediate Openings! Drivers needed immediately for Chittenden South Supervisory Union. Starting pay is $17.50/hour. Benefits and training available. Field trips and athletic trips available. Guarantee of hours per week.

Afterschool Professionals Wanted

Part-time Sales Associate Position includes some weekends. Store hours: M-F, 10-6, Sat., 10-5, Sun., 12 -5. Apply Within.

340 Dorset St. So. Burlington 863-3233

Call Ken Martin at 802-482-7120 for details.

ColChester Parks & reCreation

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The Burlington School District is now hiring creative, enthusiastic individuals to work in afterschool programs at each of our elementary schools. We seek skilled educators and childcare professionals with a passion for creating, engaging learning opportunities for students of all interests and abilities. These are part-time positions working with students for approximately 15-20 hours each week.

Accountant

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is seeking the following Positions: Summer OpeningS: Day Camp Counselors, Track Coach, golf instructor, Archery Camp instructor and Soccer Coaches. log onto www.town.colchester.vt.us for an application, or call 802-264-5640.

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Nonprofit with approx. 35 employees and annual budget of $1.6 million seeks staff accountant to perform all financial accounting and related human resource tasks. An accounting degree, 3 years related experience required, knowledge of GAAP, cost alloc. methods and accountingrelated software. Nonprofit experience a plus. The ideal candidate will be organized and analytical and have excellent timemanagement and communication skills. Fulltime, flexible schedule, generous vacation. Send cover letter and resume by March 23 to: EM, Child Care Resource 181 Commerce St. Williston, VT 05495 emeyer@childcareresource.org www.childcareresource.org

To apply, please send a cover letter, a current resume and reference list to: Jeffrey J. Fournier, BAS Director jfournie@bsdvt.org

LANGROCK SPERRY & WOOL, LLP

Pharmacy Opportunities

Legal Secretary

Are you interested in joining a motivated team of pharmacists and technicians who contribute to and enhance our progressive pharmacy environment. We pride ourselves on our forward-looking approach, thereby assuring all staff members a challenging and rewarding work environment.

Burlington office:

We are currently seeking applicants for the following positions:

T O R N E Y S

Individual must have 3+ years of related work experience, be computer literate and proficient in Word, possess excellent communication skills and be capable of working in a fast paced environment. Prior law firm experience preferred. Knowledge of a general litigation practice helpful.

We offer a competitive salary and benefits package. Please Reply with cover letter and resume to: Richard Dorfman, Business Manager Langrock Sperry & Wool, LLP P.O. Box 721 Burlington, VT 05402

Oncology Pharmacist Staff Pharmacist Pharmacy Technician II These full time positions require either a VT Pharmacy license or a VT Pharmacy Technician Certification and a minimum of 1 year of experience, preferably in a hospital setting. We are looking for individuals with ability, energy and initiative to round out our team. If you have these traits, we encourage you to come see what we have to offer!!!

Apply online at www.CentralToYourWellBeing.org or contact us at 802-371-4493.

or via email to: rdorfman@langrock.com

Certified Radiology Technician MBA HealthGroup is seeking an experienced Certified Radiology Technician this is an exciting and rewarding opportunity for an experienced individual who thrives on challenges and can work on a team. The ideal candidate will have the following experience; • Experience taking and developing radiology films (2-3 yrs) • Experience working with managed care and Medicare population • Knowledge of practice management software • Strong knowledge of a busy medical practice a plus

If you are interested, please email your resume to: fleury@mbahealthgroup.com or fax it to Tamika Fleury at 802-660-8410.

Equal Opportunity Employer

Community Skills Workers Needed NFI Vermont is seeking new members to join our talented team of mental health professionals in our Diagnostic Assessment Program. The ideal candidate will be a skilled communicator, have a desire to help kids and families to be successful, have the ability to provide respectful role modeling, and to become a resourceful component of our therapeutic Community Skills Workers Team. Responsibilities include doing individual and group activities with youth, both in the community and their home. Bachelor’s degree required. 30 hour a week benefited position. Please submit a cover letter and resume to:

Nichole Tibault, 30 Airport Road So. Burlington, VT 05403 or email:

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Looking for a motivated, flexible team player to join our growing childcare team. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience.

Director of Admissions

Sterling College, a small experiential liberal arts college in Craftsbury Common, Vermont, focusing on the environment and community, invites applications for a full-time, senior staff position as Director of Admissions. For detailed description go to www.sterlingcollege.edu/jobs. Submit electronic applications only to mmartin@sterlingcollege.edu.

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Part-time office in wellestablished women‘s practice on Burlington waterfront. Beautiful suite with kitchen. Parking included.

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Work includes planting, stonework, and garden maintenance. Must be physically fit, hard-working, reliable, attentive to detail, and have a positive attitude. Entrylevel okay, we will train. Good driving record required, and experience with trucking and equipment preferred. Season is April 15 – November 15. Our service area is a 50-mile radius from Addison, VT. Smoke and drug free workplace.

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Home Instead Senior Care, a provider of non-medical companionship and home helper services to seniors We are looking for friendly, cheerful andin their homes, is seekingpeople friendly,to cheerful, dependable assistand thedependable elderly in people. their CAREGivers assist seniors withcompanionship, companionship, lightmeal househomes. Non-medical keeping, meal preparation, personal care, errands, andand more. preparation, light housekeeping, errands Part-time, flexible scheduling, including: Daytime, evening, other homemaker activities. No heavy lifting. We weekend and overnight shifts currently available. No heavy have flexible, part-time, day, evening, weekend and overnight shifts available in Chittenden, lifting.

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is looking for an energetic, motivated and serviceoriented individual to join their team. Part-time hours available, weekends are a must. Competitive pay and commission incentives. Bring your resume and apply in person at: 18 Main Street, Essex Juunction, VT

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Activities Leader

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