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Ken Picard reported that Scott had been issued a trespass order, barring him from 67 businesses on the Church Street Marketplace, after an employee of Uncommon Grounds complained to police about a photo he took of her. Scott didn’t ask for permission to take the photo, and when the employee asked him to delete his photos of her, he refused.

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Tens of thousands of people visited our website to read the story, and links to it popped up on dozens of blogs and forums, including Photography is Not a Crime, and The Consumerist, which created an online poll asking readers if they sided with the coffeeshop or the photographer. Of the more than 3500 people who voted in the poll, 63 percent thought the coffeeshop was right. Only 37 percent sided with Dan Scott.

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A 3-year-old Derby Line child almost died in December after his dad allegedly submerged him in cold water, as a form of discipline. Chilling.

Picard wrote a follow-up post Monday on Blurt, our staff blog. Dan Scott says since the story appeared, he’s hung up his camera, “mainly out of fear that I’m going to be assaulted.”

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As a Burlington Telecom employee I would like to clear up some inaccuracies in the article “City on Wire” [March 3]

by Kevin J. Kelley. Chris Burns, general manager of Burlington Telecom, is the one of the most professional, intelligent and personable people I have ever had the pleasure to work for. Mr. Burns always has his door open to anyone who needs him. He has put in many hours of work outside “normal business hours” to keep Burlington Telecom the most technologically advanced telecommunication service available in Burlington today. The words of three disgruntled former employees do not represent the view of the majority, nor everyone else who works here or has ever worked for Burlington Telecom. I have the utmost confidence that Mr. Burns, along with the rest of the management staff at 200 Church Street, can lead Burlington Telecom out of this financial mess that has been caused by mismanagement of the company by former employees.

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I’m afraid that this article [“City on Wire,” March 3] has it right when it suggests that even civic-minded sympathy for BT may not be sufficient to overcome

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the economics of delivering competitive telecom services in Burlington.

That may be especially true for selling to commercial users, which should be the most lucrative revenues for BT. Most of the downtown area is no-man’s land for BT, since access to business buildings is via underground conduit, which BT doesn’t own. That’s something Comcast didn’t have to learn the hard way, and Comcast also has a huge franchise to support their business model, so they focus on selling where they can do so profitably.

Presently, BT touches roughly 75 percent of Burlington’s addresses, but only enjoys 15 percent market share. The remaining 25 percent of addresses may not be cost-effective to build to, and BT’s efforts might be better spent marketing to what’s built, versus looking to greener pastures.

Given their management’s “we know best” attitude, our sympathy may dry up faster than BT’s credibility.

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As a former accountant, commercial lender and now the chief protector of Vermont ratepayers, it’s clear to me that the problems at Burlington Telecom and the complete lack of understanding or willingness to understand on the part of Mayor Kiss, Jonathan Leopold and members of his administration has created a significant financial threat to the taxpayers of Burlington [Re: “City on Wire,” March 3].

Let me be clear, that a utility is owned privately or publicly is, generally speaking, not the issue. We have numerous cooperative and municipal electric utilities operating in the state, including Burlington Electric Department.

The critical difference with Burlington Telecom is that it is not a monopoly franchise which collects its costs from captive ratepayers. Instead, it is in a highly competitive industry that is rapidly changing in terms of technology.

Therefore, BT was always and continues to be a risky endeavor that upon its launch was portrayed to city residents, state legislators and regulators as an independent operation that would only rely on private capital.

Of course, we now all know that some $17 million of city general funds were lent to BT over the course of several years. This activity was purposely kept from the Department of Public Service as evidenced by internal correspondence that has been made public. Our sense of outrage was palpable, not just that we were deceived, but more so that the very people we had sought to protect, Burlington’s taxpayers, were now exposed to the financial implications of BT’s failure. My job is to ensure that all of our state’s utilities are managed prudently from a financial standpoint and that they follow the letter of the law. We are continuously engaged in regulatory cases where we take contrary positions to utilities to protect the public interest. Unfortunately for the people of Burlington, Burlington Telecom and the Kiss administration have failed to adhere to responsible and prudent utility practice and, what might be worse

at this point, is that they’ve failed to acknowledge the severity of the situation.

I think it’s time to stop distracting from the real problems with claims that opposition opinions are motivated by anything more than the absolute seriousness of this situation. It’s long past time for leaders in the Queen City to take some responsibility for the financial and legal danger that their city is in and move expeditiously to rectify this problem. I’m encouraged that the new city council will take these important steps in earnest.

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he financial troubles facing for the council to deal with, not the help with its campaign to shut down Vermont Yankee as scheduled in 2012.

Burlington Telecom, and the City of legislature.”

“It was my idea to have the float, Burlington, have caught the attenIlluzzi said the credit downgrade tion of legislators in Montpelier. could impact a state-planned invest- and my fault that Shumlin jumped on Just days after Moody’s down- ment in an aviation technology center it,” Ready told “Fair Game.” “I doubt graded the city’s credit rating a couple at the Burlington International Airport, Peter would have jumped on if I hadn’t Free Admission! of notches, two city councilors and one as it would require some investment by been there. I don’t want VPIRG to get councilor-elect met with top lawmakers the airport — which is a city enterprise whacked for my own lack of mindfulA full day of exhibits, demonstrations, to determine if Burlington was going to much like BT and its ability to borrow ness. So all I can say is mea culpa, and and workshops!

I am sorry.” be able to come up with a plan to salvage money is tied to the city.

In several pics forwarded to “Fair BT so it doesn’t further deteriorate the The downgrade will cost the city - Biomass - Green Building city’s credit rating, or negatively affect roughly $3700 more for every $1 million Game,” Ready can be seen holding one of - Solar - Energy Conservation the state. in new, general obligation bonds. The city Shumlin’s political signs.

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It’s clear that top lawmak- Geothermal - Energy Loans VPIRG Executive Director ers want to see more consen- Rebates & Incentives sus and less partisan bickering PAUL BURNS said Ready decided coming out of the state’s largto end her contract with est burg.

VPIRG earlier than expected.

Presented by: Friday’s half-hour special She’ll keep her day job, Northeastern Vermont Development Association meeting, hosted just before though, running an Addison For more info contact: lhiggs@nvda.net (800) 639-5011 www.nvda.net midday in House Speaker SHAP County homeless shelter.

Burns is doing his best to SMITH’s office, included Speaker Smith; President Pro Tem PETER get beyond the float fracas — and Democratic candidates’ SHUMLIN (D-Windham); Sen. 8v-NVDA031710.indd 1 3/12/10 11:29:24 AM VINCE ILLUZZI (R-Essex/Orleans); concern over VPIRG sharing S TATE S E N. VINC E IL L UZZI (R - E S S EX / O R L EA N S ) Sen. TIM ASHE (D/P-Chittenden), some Yankee poll results with himself a former Burlington Shumlin. Burns and VPIRG city councilor; City Council President BILL may issue $4 to $8 million in the coming Board President DUANE PETERSON said they year, so the impact could be $15,000 to never intended to help Shumlin’s politiKEOGH (D-Ward 5); Councilor KAREN PAUL (IWard 6); and Councilor-elect KURT WRIGHT $30,000, Leopold told “Fair Game.” cal career.

(R-Ward 4), who is a state representative.

VPIRG’s goal, Peterson says, is to That said, everyone knows BT is on a Also in the meeting was State Treasurer short leash as it faces another $380,000 shut down Vermont Yankee despite the JEB SPAULDING. lease payment coming due in May, which combined efforts of Gov. Jim Douglas Two weeks ago, Burlington Mayor is roughly when Moody’s “negative credit and Entergy to keep the plant runBOB KISS and Chief Administrative Officer watch” ends. The city could face another ning. Peterson keeps a photocopy of a JONATHAN LEOPOLD met with Illuzzi, downgrade if a solution to BT isn’t in Brattleboro Reformer newspaper clipShumlin and Ashe. the works by then. It also needs to move ping at his desk as a reminder of VPIRG’s State lawmakers say they are open to quickly to secure any legislative help. The long-term stake in the battle against VY. The headline: “VPIRG Wants Plan for helping Burlington solve BT’s financial session will likely be over by mid-May. troubles — but only if the administration Illuzzi said the enormity of the task Closing Yankee.”

The date? 1979. and council can speak in one voice. And argues for putting partisan differences only if there’s no cash involved. aside.

Illuzzi said the state could allow the “The damage has been done to the Campaign Notes city to seek voter-approved bonding as Kiss administration,” said Illuzzi, “but Last week was a big one for gubernatorial ESSEX SHOPPES & CINEMA one option to help finance BT. Currently, I think it’s time to move beyond that. fundraising: Republican Lt. Gov. BRIAN state law prohibits the use of taxpayer- We need to ensure there is not future DUBIE hauled in a whopping $115,000 Special promotional information available at backed bonds to fund finance municipal damage to the credit rating of the city, or at his 51st birthday bash; Democrat WWW.ESSEXSHOPPES.COM DEB MARKOWITZ raised $25,000 the same telecom projects. Of course, in BT’s case, the state.” night, just a few miles away, as part of taxpayers are on the hook for $17 million Keep on Floatin’ her offi cial campaign kickoff tour. as a result of money loaned to BT by the The recent fl ap over Sen. Peter Shumlin’s A total of 431 people donated to Kiss administration over the past two years when it could not secure other “spontaneous” parade piracy — where Dubie’s party at the Doubletree Hotel in he jumped aboard the Vermont Public South Burlington, while 117 contributed financing.

Interest Research Group’s Mardi Gras to Markowitz at a Burlington fundraiser “From all available information that KITCHEN at Coffee Enterprises. we can see, Mayor Kiss inherited BT float — took another twist this week.

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Burlington city councilors gathered Monday night inside City Hall Auditorium to conduct a requested recount of two council races from Ward 2.

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Allen’s last day at the BarreMontpelier Times Argus is Friday. The paper’s editor — stEvEn PaPPas — called Allen a mentor and friend. “I loved working for and with her.”

Allen was given a fond farewell on last week’s “Vermont This Week” TV show on Vermont Public Television.

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Allen reentered journalism as an editorial writer for the Freeps and later became editor of the Times Argus. She left that role about six months ago to become a reporter.

“This job came along and it was just too appealing,” said Allen. “I get to work in an industry that is creating green jobs and is really exploding and expanding.”

Unlike the daily print industry, which seems to be imploding.

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Markowitz, too, came up with clever categories to attract campaign support.

In keeping with the coffee theme, and her latte-liberal base, she offered: “Tall Cup” for $100; “Grande” for $250; “Venti” for $500 and $1000 to be a “host.” A total of 117 people contributed to Markowitz, who continues to be a formidable fundraiser among her Democratic colleagues.

Last July, Markowitz revealed she had raised nearly $200,000 — more than all of her challengers combined at the time.

For a breakdown of each event’s major donors, check out the Seven Days staff blog, Blurt.

The next official filing deadline isn’t until July. That’s when we’ll get another look inside everyone’s campaign coffers.

Meanwhile, a recent WCAX poll found that of all the Democratic candidates, only Markowitz could beat Dubie in a head-to-head matchup. It showed Sen. Doug racinE was the next best contender, but would lose to Dubie, followed by former State Sen. Matt DunnE and Sen. susan BartlEtt. Last week Dunne released an analysis by UVM prof anthony giErzynski predicting statistical dead heats between either Dubie and Markowitz, Dubie and Racine or Dubie and Dunne — if you take into account the poll’s 5-point margin of error. Only Shumlin and Bartlett came out looking like undisputed losers.

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iling your own tax returns is confusing enough. But the process can be even more bewildering for gay and lesbian couples in civil unions and marriages.

This is doubly true when their own employers aren’t clear on how differences between state and federal tax codes affect their withholdings.

For the last decade, the payroll system for the Vermont State Colleges wasn’t accounting for the fact that some of its 2000 employees are gay or lesbian and provide their partners with health care benefits.

Twenty-nine former and current Vermont State Colleges staffers were notified in a February 16 letter from the chancellor’s office that the automated payroll system wasn’t set up properly to process contributions to their partners’ medical and dental policies as a pre-tax withholding.

Those letters were followed shortly thereafter by checks to reimburse them for the state taxes the couples improperly paid during the years their partners received VSC health and dental insurance benefits.

Under Vermont’s civil-union law, which took effect on July 1, 2000, any employment benefit afforded to same-sex partners in a civil union must be treated the same way as those given to heterosexual couples.

Vermont’s gay-marriage law, enacted last year, included the same requirement. And, under Vermont’s tax code, health benefits provided to spouses and dependents are treated as nontaxable income.

“We made a mistake,” says VSC chancellor Tim Donovan. “We wish that it hadn’t happened, but we’re glad someone found it.”

According to Donovan, the problem was discovered in early February by a current VSC employee who notified the human resources department when her tax preparer found the error on her 2009 W-2 form. When the VSC staff looked into the matter, they realized that this wasn’t an

isolated mistake. Apparently, the payroll software VSC has been using for the last decade was never changed in 2000, the first year for which civil-union partners had to file joint state tax returns.

Although Donovan isn’t sure, he suspects that the problem may have occurred because the federal government doesn’t recognize civil unions or same-sex marriages. As a result, the feds treat any benefits provided to same-sex partners as taxable “income.”

since he wasn’t chancellor back in 2000.

Moreover, he points out that this particular group of employees isn’t one the system ordinarily looks at in isolation.

“Not to point fingers, but the first thing that surprised me was that no employee in eight years noticed this, either,” he says.

Meanwhile, the exact opposite problem has arisen with gay and lesbian employees of the Franklin Central Supervisory Union, which realized a month ago that it, too, was

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“When this came to my attention, my response was, ‘Let’s get on this immediately, let’s have good communication and let’s make these people whole,’” Donovan says. Within weeks, new W-2 forms were sent out, as were the refund checks. In one case, a Johnson State College employee was reimbursed $4300 for her partner’s civil-union benefits that date back to 2000.

In all, VSC paid out more than $22,000, which, according to Donovan, came out of VSC’s general budget, not the state’s general fund. The budgets for the five state colleges where the employees work were not affected, he notes.

How did the problem go undiscovered for this long? Donovan doesn’t know,

calculating its payroll incorrectly. In that case, however, FCSU realized that under federal law, it was supposed to be treating health benefits for same-sex partners as taxable income. It considered gay and lesbian couples the same as hetero ones.

Two weeks ago, a memo went out to all Franklin Central Supervisory Union employees notifying them that, for federal withholding purposes, their payroll system wasn’t set up correctly, either. And that, says superintendent Bob Rosane, has created “an administrative nightmare.”

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mistake recently while speaking to someone at the U.S. Internal Revenue Service about an unrelated matter. “We’d been deducting for parties to a civil union the same way as for a [heterosexual] married couple.”

“We’re not quite sure how to take care of it,” he added, “but we’re trying our hardest.”

Rosane couldn’t say how many of his employees will be affected by this change, though he did acknowledge that “it’s frustrating because it feels like a penalty” to his gay and lesbian staff.

Indeed, at least one employee of the Franklin Central Supervisory Union voiced anger at the discovery, since she’ll now be taxed more than her cohorts for the benefits her lesbian partner receives.

“My contract at this school no longer feels equal to my counterparts’,” says this employee, who asked not to be identified because her grievance is still being reviewed by her union rep. “If I earn exactly the same thing as the person in the next classroom and she’s also covering a spouse, I get more tax taken out.”

How many other Vermont employers might also be making similar errors in their withholdings for their gay and lesbian employees? Richard Westman, commissioner of the Vermont Department of Taxes, says that he wasn’t aware of the problems at the Vermont State Colleges or the Franklin Central Supervisory Union. But that’s not unusual, he points out, since employers aren’t required to inform the state about withholding errors as long as they correct the matter themselves and file the appropriate forms.

“It’s a minefield of complexity,” says Colleen Montgomery, a certified public accountant who co-owns Montgomery & Merrill PC in Burlington. “It is complicated to tax someone differently for federal tax than for state. And, of course, it is impossible to make those people feel as if they’ve been treated fairly.” m

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n November 2006, the Vermont Milk Company set out to improve the way farmers are paid for their milk, by creating Vermont-made dairy products.

This week, the company is going down a road that has become painfully familiar to many local dairy operations: auctioning off its property and equipment to pay back its creditors.

In 2006, VMC put up $650,000 for an abandoned cheese-making factory in a small industrial park in Hardwick. At the time, VMC founder Anthony Pollina predicted the company would spend more than $1 million to fit up the space.

Though Hardwick has been celebrated for its food industry (See Suzanne Podhaizer’s “Harder Look at Hardwick,” on page 38), VMC didn’t prove to be as profitable as Vermont Soy and others located in the “eco-industrial” park.

When the company launched, it promised to pay farmers no less than $15 per hundredweight for their milk as a matter of principle, compared to the going rate of $11 per hundredweight. VMC was also picking up the cost of trucking the milk, which added $1 to $3 per hundredweight to the company’s costs.

Then milk and fuel prices skyrocketed, and VMC had to pay at least 50 percent more than it had anticipated for milk in order to compete with other dairies, and nearly twice as much at the pump to move its milk.

At its peak, VMC sold cheese curds, a mild cheddar cheese and yogurt as well as an ice cream to restaurants, schools and supermarkets — but never enough to break even. In early 2008 it was already racking up monthly five-figure losses, according to Dennis Myrick, a St. Johnsbury-based consultant who was hired to turn the company around. He told Seven Days at the time of his arrival the company didn’t have a good handle on its exact sales figures or its true fixed costs.

He resigned his post, in 2009, after being diagnosed with ALS. After closing its doors and laying off its five workers, VMC looked for ways to settle its debts, either through a sale or bankruptcy, said Chantale Nadeau, a founding board member.

“I can’t tell you how heavy my heart is that this did not work out.” said Nadeau.

In recent months, VMC did enter into talks with a group of investors who wanted to buy its building and equipment and use the facility to make high-end ice cream, said Dexter Randall, a farmer and VMC founding board member. The sale, which Randall worked on with Pollina, never materialized.

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That’s the kind of nonstandard bio some film school grads would kill for. But until recently, what Woodard didn’t have was a finished feature film. Now he does. More than five years after production started, the Waterbury Center dairy farmer and his partner/producer, GERIANNE SMART, will premiere The Summer of Walter Hacks this Friday at the GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL in Montpelier.

Like many first films, Summer is a comingof-age drama. It follows the title character, played by the director’s then-11-year-old son HENRY WOODARD, as he grows up fast. But one thing that sets Woodard’s movie apart from the pack is its setting: rural Vermont in 1952.

It features lots of action, too, including a white-knuckle chase scene.

If cinephiles learned anything from the HBO series “Project Greenlight,” it’s that thoughtful period pieces starring child actors are risky business. In the show’s first season, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and their producer friends fretted about the expense of shooting a script called Stolen Summer, a boy’s coming of age set in the 1970s. Made for about $1.8 million, it earned less than $200,000.

Woodard’s Summer is a way smaller venture — a homegrown labor of love, not a boxoffice gamble. By Hollywood standards, its budget was microscopic: Woodard says with

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a chuckle that it was “$6000, but we spent $35 … the postproduction was expensive.”

Part of that cost was the three-year process of editing and adding visual effects — created by Burlington filmmakers JUSTIN BUNNELL and MICHAEL FISHER — and a score by PETE SUTHERLAND, performed by members of the VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. Another pricey part: getting rights to the songs and movie clips used in the film, including excerpts from classic westerns such as Red River. (Like Woodard, who grew up on “Gunsmoke,” Walter lives and breathes cowboy lawmen.) Smart had to get permission not just from the studios but from surviving relatives of the actors who appear in the clips. The resulting arrangement allows Woodard and Smart to show Summer at festivals for three years but not to distribute it commercially.

To get his raw footage, the writer-director, now 57, used what was on hand: The child actors are his son, his nephew and other kids Woodard noticed in local stage productions.

The “vintage” tractors in the film are ones he still uses; midcentury cars his own and loaners from locals. Walter Hacks’ family barn is Woodard’s, too — but with some computergraphic effects to give it a higher roof, “more like what a conventional, stereotypical real barn would look like in that time period,” he says.

With no “decent dolly” for his digital camera, Woodard took inspiration from the great director John Ford, who preferred to keep his action inside the frame. “Let’s go backwards and do it the way the old guys would have done it,” he recalls thinking.

But the “old guys” probably didn’t have a rig like the one Woodard used to film his chase scenes — a platform on a plow frame

that allows the camera operator to film from 8 inches above the asphalt while moving 30 miles per hour. “Tell you what,” Woodard says, “that’s a thrill.”

The Summer of Walter Hacks does evoke a vanished era. It may not be in the same league with To Kill a Mockingbird, but many aspects of the film — from the old props to the starkly lit, black-and-white imagery to the unforced performances of the kids — will remind viewers of that classic.

Summer isn’t a chronicle of Woodard’s own childhood — he was born that summer of ’52. He chose the year partly because “there weren’t any TVs; radio was still the choice of entertainment in the house.”

When they’re at home, radio is what links farmers Walter Hacks, his dad (played by the director) and teen brother (MATTHEW WOODARD) to the outside world. Their phone doesn’t work, and the plot pivots on their isolation.

Another reason to shoot in period: “The past seems to be visually more interesting to me than the present,” says Woodard, who wistfully recalls a time when people knew the difference between their dirty work wear and Sunday best.”

How did the young actors, with no memories before satellite TV and Nike logos, get in the spirit? FRANCESCA BLANCHARD was 12 when she played the role of Walter’s plucky sidekick, Margaret. Now a 17-year-old

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Champlain Valley Union student, Blanchard says, “We were constantly surrounded by the actual setting of the movie, so that helped a lot. The setting itself is the story. George was going back and forth and milking the cows and then filming. He was doing everything, him and his friends. It made for a great crew family.”

To Blanchard and Henry Woodard — who now stands 6-foot-7 — the shooting already belongs to their realm of childhood memories. “It’ll seem like it was 20 years ago,” says Blanchard with a laugh. This Friday, she’ll finally get to see Woodard’s vision on screen.

“I’ve been working on it for so long, I can’t really believe it’s actually here,” says the director. For her part, Smart says she’s experiencing “equal parts panic and joy. When we see ‘The End’ on the screen on Friday night,” she concludes, “then we’ll be celebrating.”  The Summer of Walter Hacks, Friday, March 19, 6:15 p.m., and Saturday, March 27, 2:15 p.m., at the Pavilion Auditorium, Montpelier. Both screenings are sold out. The film also screens at Catamount Arts in St. Johnsbury on Friday, April 9, and Sunday, April 11, both at 8 p.m.

Look for a screening at White River Indie Films in early June. Info, 262-3423, greenmountainfilmfestival.org, wrif.org, pastureproductions.com.

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BACK AGAIN MICHAEL OATMAN may have left Vermont, but he’s certainly not forgotten. Barre-based art collector MARK WASKOW

provides a reminder of this talented native son — now an associate professor and permanent artist-in-residence at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, N.Y. — with an exhibit of Oatman’s drawings and collages at 215 COLLEGE GALLERY. The display represents about a quarter of the 80 Oatman works, made from 1982 to ’94, in Waskow’s private collection (the “Waskowmium”). Cleverly titled “Past Forward,” the exhibit reveals Oatman’s prescient skill in combining techniques and artistic media before “mixed media” work became commonplace. In addition to his complex layering, Oatman astutely melds fragments of popular culture, history and natural science. But rather than relying on fashionable irony, he capably grounds his work in the formal properties of visual art.

Oatman, now 46, graduated from the Rhode Island School of Design and earned his MFA at the University at Albany-SUNY in 1992. He taught at the University of Vermont and

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St. Michael’s College for most of the remaining decade before leaving for RPI in 1999. Oatman might best be remembered in Burlington for a massive and obsessively detailed 1995 installation at the Fleming Museum that addressed the sore subject of eugenics in Vermont’s past.

He’s referred to his installations as “meta-drawings,” says Waskow. “He’s testing the limits of all these media.” But regardless of what one calls it, “It’s more important to experience the work,” Waskow concludes.

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Matthew W. Paye Danville photographer MATTHEW W. ur PAYEUR, 33, captures both these aspects of the region in his recent book Backroads. Its color and black-and-white images were shot over a year as Payeur wandered rural roads — though a local, he sometimes got lost, he says. The unpeopled images are specifically about place.

Backroads is not another touristy, Vermont-in-four-seasons tome. For starters, it’s just 10 by 8 inches and is self-published (available in hardcover or paperback). But, more to the point, the lighting in these pictures is almost ominous, because of Payeur’s thing for clouds. His skies are practically roiling, so that perfectly innocent scenes — say, a red barn in a field of mature corn — have a sense of foreboding. Even in a tightly cropped shot of an antique Chrysler pickup, the rusted grille glows in this unsettling light.

Payeur isn’t trying to make some kind of statement — not even about Vermont’s mercurial weather. He can’t explain why, but “I’ve just always preferred overcast days, all my life,” Payeur says. He can explain his technique, though. First, he picks cloudy days on which to shoot, generally early or late, and ups the contrast: “I’ll expose the clouds exactly how I want and adjust the image in the foreground accordingly,” Payeur says. In post-production, “all I do is boost the saturation of color and adjust the contrast a bit [more]. Mainly,” he stresses, “I want to keep it as is.”

Though he didn’t always plan to make it his profession, Payeur’s had a lifelong interest in photography. “My mom had books of photos, and I looked at them constantly,” he recalls. “It didn’t click until I did a lot of shooting on a trip out West after high school and realized, I could do this.” Payeur acquired his skills in a 10-month intensive course at the Hallmark Institute of Photography in Turners Falls, Mass., where he earned numerous honors and graduated in the top 10 of his class. After a stint working for commercial photographers, “I missed the mountains and dirt roads of Vermont, so I packed up and moved back,” he says.

Payeur has a day job in an optical shop, an occupation that allows him to pursue his passion. As he puts it, photography isn’t about putting food on the table — “Instead, I can shoot to feed the soul.”

He does take portrait commissions, but as the idiosyncratic work on his website reveals, making pictures is a highly personal pursuit. Payeur suggests he’ll consider exhibiting at some point, though. And for his next book? “I might do people down the road.”

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• The hostility of some dogs to black people has been widely remarked on. For example, we found a 2003 Slate article entitled “Can a Dog Be Racist?” A query along these lines on the Straight Dope Message Board likewise drew numerous affirmative responses. (More on both matters below.) In 2002, a councilwoman in McKees Rocks, Penn., attracted national attention when she accused Dolpho, the borough’s

police dog, of preferentially attacking blacks and demanded he be put to sleep.

• Tales abound of human racists trying to instill prejudice in their dogs. The boerboel, or South African mastiff, was associated with violence against blacks in the apartheid era. A dog trained to attack blacks was the plot vehicle in the 1970 short story “White Dog” by Romain Gary, adapted for film in 1982 by Samuel Fuller; Gary claimed the underlying facts were true.

• The belief that dogs could be trained to target ethnic groups led the U.S. Army Quartermaster Corps to establish an experimental “war dogs” program during World War II. Dogs underwent training at Cat Island, Miss., to sniff out Japanese soldiers and kill them. This charming procedure involved having a Japanese-American soldier in padded gear beat a dog bloody, whereupon the dog’s handler would order it to

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Dear Cecil, I don’t have a dog, but I do have a toddler, which means I spend a lot of time hanging around parks and sidewalks.

I’ve witnessed many incidents of dogs with white owners barking, growling, or otherwise being extremely aggressive towards African Americans. I’m sorry to say my parents’ dog does this, too. Since they live in a fairly white area, I used to think maybe it was a function of not having much experience with black people (their dog once met a white guy who was almost 7 feet tall and barked at him, too). Are these dogs racist? Are they picking up on deep-seated racial anxiety their owners might not even be aware of?

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attack the soldier. The results weren’t impressive. After 90 days of such abuse, the dogs still couldn’t reliably distinguish ethnic Japanese.

• The idea of detecting ethnicity based on scent isn’t totally nuts. Research indicates some Asians produce less sweat from the apocrine glands than most Europeans, while some Africans produce more.

Apocrine sweat tends to be smelly, so the dogs could differentiate that way.

• After asking around for weeks on the Straight Dope Message Board, we eventually got roughly 80 reports of the form “My dog dislikes people having characteristic X.” These included people with sunglasses, obese people, hat wearers, men in hoodies, women in saris, individuals wearing jingly things such as keys, men who hunted, smokers, people on bicycles, Mormons, white people in general (2 cases), bearded men (2), Asians (3), people in uniforms (4), Hispanics (4), and the Lipka Tatars of Belarus (1).

professor at Tufts: (1) some dogs are unaccustomed to black people and so regard them as threatening; (2) other dogs may have had a bad experience with a black person; (3) dogs sense some black people are afraid of them, which reinforces their hostility; and (4) some white dog owners fear or dislike black people, and the dogs pick up on that. Dodman’s own investigation found owners of black-hating dogs tended to be the anxious type.

When we contacted Dodman he reiterated the above but acknowledged research hadn’t advanced further.

• Writing up these findings, I observed that if Dodman’s explanation were sufficient, we’d expect to hear of black-owned dogs who didn’t like whites, but the absence

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Straight Dope copy editor Jim (taking up the cudgels for the momentarily quiescent Una) riposted that this conclusion was worthless, as it rested on a dangerously iffy data set — for one, we didn’t know how well black dog owners were represented among the SDMB readership. Nettled, I went back and specifically requested reports from darkskinned dog owners. Eight wrote back: Seven said their dogs exhibited no preference; one said his dog disliked Asians until trained out of it.

• Conclusions: (a) I sure hope global warming research is more reliable than this, but (b) I’ll concede that the core Dodmanian hypothesis — dogs bark at the unfamiliar — may largely explain the facts.

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Only two groups were cited more than ten times as targets of canine hostility: men, sometimes specified as white men (12 cases), and black people (40 cases). In other words, of 80 dogs who seemingly had it in for some subset of humanity, one in eight didn’t like men, and fully half didn’t like blacks.

• The Slate piece offered the following theories from dog behavior expert Nicholas Dodman, a veterinary

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fter four months of snowboarding all over Vermont, I have realized two things: (1) By March, I am ready to hang up my boots and board; and (2) I am still a mess when it comes to getting ready. These realizations came to me recently as I loaded up my car for yet another trip south on Interstate 89, this time to knock Northeast Slopes and Suicide Six off my list.

As I tore through my apartment looking for my snowboard pants, my grump-face firmly in place, I realized I’d left them at the laundromat two days before. Awesome.

It reminded me of the time — four days ago, actually — when I arrived at a mountain and realized I’d forgotten my jacket.

Doubly awesome. These are clearly signs that I’m ready to do something different with my time, like draw hopscotch squares on the sidewalk with the neighbor children or complain about how I don’t look good in a bikini. But I must soldier on. The project is nearly complete.

First stop was Northeast Slopes in East Corinth. Don’t know what I’m talking about? You’re not alone. If you don’t live in the neighboring shires of West Topsham, Orange or Goshen, you have no reason to go to the tiny roadside ski area.

Northeast Slopes is a nonprofit ski hill with three surface lifts, one of which is run by an old Ford truck. It has been open every winter for the past 73 years and boasts the oldest continuously operating rope tow in the United States. What it does not boast is a snowmaking system. So the ski area is completely weather dependent.

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I don’t know Dan Scott. The same goes for thousands of other people I’ve seen on Church Street — including those who looked at me funny. But they can look at me funny all they want, because Church Street is a public place, and I don’t expect privacy there.

Burlington police questioned Scott, an art photographer, because he took lots of pictures of people on Church Street. He did this outside cafés and stores, but not inside, Seven Days reports. Nonetheless, some shop owners, including the fine folks at Uncommon Grounds, sought to have him barred from the street, at least when he has a camera in his hands, so as not to bother their paying customers.

And then police barred Scott from Church Street.

At UVM, where I advise student media, I teach students that they can freely photograph, film or record whatever they want — as long as it’s happening in public. That’s the law.

In the U.S., the law tends to favor free expression and openness over privacy.

To be reductive: Private is what happens in your home with the curtains closed; public is what happens in a park or, say, on Church Street — or any other location that can be seen from the street. Most Americans don’t know this law, and that’s fine. But police should know better.

If a visual artist wants to capture Vermont on film, Church Street should be his first stop. And he shouldn’t arrive to find the place cordoned off with police tape.

Chris Evans

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I have moved from my hometown because of abuse and threats. I walk on Church Street, and because this idiot decides to

alike, but the police — walking a difficult line — apparently also get out of hand.

Fine to question the subject of the story on the street after a complaint, but did the police have to interrogate him at his workplace? Twice? This is intimidation, not legitimate enforcement.

One wonders who instigated the no-trespass order, the police or the businesses? Either way, it reflects badly, given that the photographer, although awkward and defensive, was within his rights.

me. If I felt that I was making someone uncomfortable, I put the camera down to assure them, visually, that I wasn’t trying to push the envelope. Were I to ever be directly confronted by anyone, I would rethink my approach. To this day I haven’t been asked by anyone to stop.

While I think that Mr. Scott may have indeed pushed too many buttons by being exceedingly brazen in his approach, I’m now worried that it may be easier for me to legally carry a handgun into Starbucks than my camera.

Glenn Moody

South Burlington

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Suzanne Pellerin Milton

I might not have expectations about the privacy of my shopping or whatever on Church Street, which is a public street, but I would expect anyone who would copy, photograph or in any way use my image in any form to have the courtesy to ask my permission. What if I were in a protection program, where the privacy of my location is a matter of serious consequence? I think guidelines should be established to protect the public from unwanted intrusion into their lives and the constitutional right of a photographer to take pictures. If his pictures are as innocent as he states, then asking permission from a possible photo subject should not be a problem.

Paula Spadaccini Charlotte

Why is what photographer D. Scott doing anything different than anyone who travels to some exotic country and photographs people in public places then returns to frame and sell them for hundreds of dollars? How many of us have beautiful photos of seniors, women and kids from all over the world?

Liz Curry

Burlington

That’s interesting. The federal government has held there’s no expectation of privacy in a public place. Cities including Burlington and Winooski have security cameras everywhere and are putting more up, but since a visible camera in the hands of someone is “plainly” seen, folks object. The objections ultimately can’t be held as valid due to all the other invasions of so-called privacy issues in public places.

Dave Bowers Winooski

It seems that the Burlington Police Department should step away from the photographer, take a deep breath and brush up on the First Amendment.

“Creepy” and annoying behavior is part and parcel of any city’s street life.

Sure, it can get out of hand and can be a problem for shopkeepers and the public

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Should a photographer be restricted from Church Street because his unwitting subjects complain about him? Ken Picard’s article last week about a shutterbug banned by Burlington police generated more letters than we’ve ever received about a single story in Seven Days.

How do you balance the oftenconflicting rights of privacy and freedom of expression in an era when surveillance cameras are poised on every street corner? Our readers have a lot to say on that subject. What’s here in print is just a sampling of the responses. View all the letters online at sevendaysvt.com. You can read the story there, too: “A Photographer Is ‘Banned’ for Taking Pictures on Church Street.”

take my picture and post it where everyone can see, I am now at risk.

Celebrities, etc., have to put up with some of this, although I do not think they should have their private lives splashed for all to see, but they have taken precautions and have means to protect themselves.

A child’s picture is posted to a public site, someone takes notice that this child is his/her “type.” Now this person can go “check out” Church Street and look for this child.

Shame on you.

Dan Scott

What is our society coming to? To me the bottom line is our rights. Dan is not doing anything hurtful, perverted or wrong — or, most importantly, illegal. Isn’t this café going a little too far? I would like to know how it is decided that he is also banned from all the other establishments on Church Street. Do these other businesses know that a potential shopper has been banned from their store for a year?

Who would agree with that or go along with that? It’s insane. Don’t we as a society have greater things to worry about?

Patty Curry

South Burlington

As a professional photographer I can see both sides of this story. A natural, candid photo is the equivalent of seeing wild animals in their natural habitat versus the artificial environment of a zoo. It is about showing a real moment in time that can be studied and appreciated at length, without distraction.

I also know from experience that some people do not enjoy being in front of a lens. Regardless of how prolifically people seem to express themselves with webcams and other digital media, it is mostly done on their terms and they choose when and where to show it.

Just a few days ago, I too was on Church Street taking candid photos of the wonderfully diverse collection of people on display. I made every effort to make sure that people didn’t notice

Thanks to Ken Picard for bringing the interesting issue of Church Street photography to the readers’ attention.

However, the implication that a civilrights question is involved is mistaken.

Our First Amendment rights protect us from state sanction resulting from speech, not private sanction. Any business may ban any individual for any sort of conduct. The city has not banned Mr. Scott from a public space, and the police have only executed the lawful request of private business, as they are in this case obligated to do.

Furthermore, with [a] right comes responsibility — it is incumbent upon all of us to exercise our rights responsibly, such as not shouting “fire” in a crowded theater, to use the classic example. If women feel threatened or harassed by an individual exercising his right of speech, that individual should expect consequences.

In the case of photography, regardless of having no expectation of privacy in public spaces, in the age of instant media, sexual predators and the Internet, Mr. Scott might consider showing more respect for others. Their concerns are most definitely warranted. But because he made another choice, he is experiencing the consequences that result, and the law doesn’t guarantee us the right not to face consequences just because we don’t like them. Others have rights, too, and we all have responsibilities that directly correspond to our rights.

Scudder C. Kelvie Burlington

While not taking sides with the merchants, the police or the photographer on the issue, the following question came to my mind: What is the opinion of former prosecutor and avid amateur photographer, Sen. Pat Leahy? This is your assignment Seven Days. Get the answer for us. We need to know.

Dale Tillotson Burlington

Senator Leahy’s response, via spokesman David Carle: “As a rule he doesn’t jump into matters that are under the authority of local or state jurisdictions.”

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geological wonders. And by “get a look,” I mean pocket them and sell them for big cash.

Calder was down — at least with the looking part. On a recent sunny afternoon, she took me into the windowless bowels of the history center and introduced me to the residents of shelf 003/10/3c.

I was underwhelmed, to say the least.

Instead of revealing a boulder-sized chunk of the Moon, Calder offered up a wooden plaque on a pedestal. Mounted on the plaque was a plastic-encased flag the size of a toilet-paper square and an acrylic marble impregnated with four pebbles.

The pebbles — technically, 50 milligrams of Moon dust split into four bits — were each roughly the size of a piece of food that gets stuck between one’s teeth. This was one of the Moon rocks, Calder said, a gift from Tricky Dick.

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The other rock, this one courtesy of NASA, was similar to the first, except the plaque had no pedestal. Also, this Luciteswaddled Moon rock was slightly larger — about the size of a chewed-up wad of gum.

Below the Lucite orb ran the following inscription: “This fragment is a portion of a rock from the Taurus-Littrow Valley of the Moon. It was part of a larger rock composed of many particles of different shapes and sizes, a symbol of the unity of human endeavor and mankind’s hope for a future of peace and harmony.”

“NASA had a good PR department,” Calder quipped.

Despite the puniness of the rock slivers, there’s something cool about the fact that pieces of the Moon reside here in Vermont — and will forever remain here, unless they are stolen. The Vermont History Center can neither give them away nor sell them to help plug holes in the state budget. In the United States, it is illegal to transfer ownership of public gifts such as the Moon rocks without permission from an act of Congress. That’s why the rocks are worth so much — it’s nearly impossible to get your hands on one.

At least Vermont can boast of possessing these little extraterrestrial bits, even if they’re rarely displayed and live among the antique swords, early ceramic ware and Ethan Allen-era outfits in the center’s 20,000-piece collection. Many states’ gifted Moon rocks are actually unaccounted for: Kentucky, New Mexico and South Carolina are just a few of the irresponsible states that have lost their lunar prezzies. Chances are that come 2018, the year NASA plans to undertake its first manned lunar landing since Apollo, they won’t be getting replacements. m outraged, or merely curious, about something? Send your burning question to wtf@sevendaysvt.com.

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ccording to a recent piece in the venerable National Geographic, our world is in crisis. No, not because the Earth is becoming warmer or because we can’t stop killing each other, but because of the dearth of Moon rocks. Yes, just as redheads are edging toward extinction (another Natty Geo factoid), Moon rocks are also going the way of the dodo. The dwindling cache of lunar stones means that scientists and collectors are out of luck until we make another trip to the Moon.

During the Apollo lunar missions conducted between 1969 and 1972, fearless astronauts-cum-prospectors hauled back some 842 pounds of rocks. NASA kept much of that rubble for research (recently, its scientists detected water molecules inside the rocks), but some of the rocks were given out as gestures of “peace” and “harmony.”

These kernel-sized “goodwill Moon rocks,” as they came to be known, were gifted to 134 countries, 50 states and all the U.S. territories. That means Vermont has Moon rocks. These lunar samples can fetch upwards of seven figures on the black market, owing to demand that far exceeds supply, so I wanted to find out what was up with ours. I’ve got a few bills to pay.

When I first read about the state Moon rocks, I imagined Vermont’s sitting on a dusty bookshelf in some bureaucrat’s Montpelier office, perhaps shoehorned between a miniature bottle of maple syrup and a certificate of appreciation from the local Elks Lodge. But, after a few phone calls and a quick Internet search, I discovered that the Moon rocks have been housed in a climate-controlled storage room in the basement of the Vermont History Center since President Nixon sent them to us 40 years ago.

I called Jackie Calder, curator of all things Vermontiana at the Barre facility, to see if I could get a look at these

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ranged from the serious, such as “Best Environmental Watchdog” and “Best Informed on Issues,” to the lighthearted, e.g., “Biggest Flirt,” “Most Likely to U-Lock Himself or Herself to Something in Protest.”

Vermont’s small capital can feel cliquey, even gossipy, so we expected our survey would go gangbusters. Boy, were we in for a surprise.

Of the 400 surveys sent out, only 30 came back with legitimate answers — a response rate of 7.5 percent. That’s better than direct mail — for which a 2 percent return rate is considered successful — and not too much worse than the turnout for a Burlington election, which was 23 percent on Town Meeting Day. Honestly, we hoped for better.

Twelve more surveys were returned with “Rick Hube” scrawled in all of the 27 categories. The 62-year-old representative from Londonderry, who died unexpectedly in December, scored in flattering categories

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ver notice how the news reports out of Montpelier can make it seem like only a handful of people run the legislature? True, a few powerful individuals wield disproportionate control over the agenda. But the legislature is a dynamic political drama with a cast of characters far longer than Statehouse stars Senate President Pro Tem Peter Shumlin and House Speaker Shap Smith.

To help identify those interesting actors, Seven Days conducted an anonymous survey of Vermont legislators in an effort to pull back the curtain on those elected to do the people’s business. This special report coincides with “Sunshine Week,” a national initiative celebrating open government and freedom of information, the slogan of which is “Your Right to Know.”

We asked all 180 lawmakers, plus hundreds of registered lobbyists, legislative staffers and Statehouse news reporters, to pick the best and worst Vermont legislators in numerous categories. They

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such as “Best Orator” and “Most Intelligent,” but also on the less desirable ones, such as “Stingiest” and “Most Likely to Fall Asleep at Hearings.” We assume the gag was meant to both honor Rick Hube and needle Seven Days.

Apparently, not everyone thought our experiment was as humorous, entertaining or insightful as we did.

Lawmakers were the most responsive to the questionnaire. Ten percent of them weighed in on the merits — and demerits — of their colleagues.

Meanwhile, employees at the Capitol’s two largest staff offices — Legislative Council and the Joint Fiscal Office — never got our hand-delivered

surveys because their managers made executive decisions not to distribute them. Of the 92 surveys we sent to those and other legislative staff offices, only two came back filled out.

(You can practically hear the guessing game beginning.)

Emily Bergquist, director of the Legislative Council, told Seven Days she nixed the survey because she didn’t think it was proper to have the lawyers who help lawmakers craft bills — who arguably know these elected officials better than anyone — rating people who are essentially their “clients.”

“I thought it was inappropriate for us to be critiquing our colleagues and clients,” Bergquist said.

Stephen Klein, head of the Joint Fiscal Office, tossed our surveys in the recycling bin for similar reasons.

“It just doesn’t seem cool to me,” Klein said. “Lobbyists and legislators can do what they want. But we’re an office, we work for people, we’re a nonpartisan staff.”

Sen. John Campbell (D-Windsor) 14 votes

Most Ethically Challenged Sen. Peter Shumlin (D-Windham) 12 votes During last month’s Mardi Gras parade in Burlington, Sen. Peter Shumlin climbed aboard an anti-Vermont Yankee float sponsored by the Vermont Public Interest Research Group. No doubt he saw it as an opportunity in the wake of the Senate vote against the nuke plant. Turns out he may have used VPIRG polling information to his political advantage, too. Smart, affable and possessing sales skills some would describe as “slick,” the senator from Putney never misses an opportunity to advance his ambitious agenda — did we mention he’s running for governor? Though it took only 12 people to bestow upon Shumlin the dubious distinction of “most ethically challenged,” the crosssection of voters is notable: Seven legislators, three lobbyists and the only two staffers who took the survey said he’s the one. Shumlin, for his part, smells a political hit job — or maybe just sour grapes. “That’s just people who are probably mad at me for killing a bill or two. The nature of my job is that you give people bad news … not everything everybody wants passes.”

Biggest Schmoozer Sen. John Campbell (D-Windsor) 8 votes “Don’t tell me: Biggest flirt?” Without any hints, Sen. John Campbell correctly guessed the survey category he won by a landslide.

Campbell, a coiffed attorney from Quechee, has earned a reputation as the Capitol’s Charmer-in-Chief, at least among those who took our survey. “In the sweetest, most delightful ways,” wrote one lawmaker who picked Campbell as Biggest Flirt.

“Sadly, it does not always appear to be innocent,” wrote another. Not surprisingly, Campbell, the Senate majority leader, was good humored about being labeled a schmoozer and a flirt. “I’m very friendly and outgoing, and I like to put every person on the same level. My job is communications, getting people to come to some kind of agreement, have them reach a compromise,” he says. Campbell was the lead sponsor of last year’s historic same-sexmarriage bill. Does arm twisting ever cross over into flirtatiousness? “Oh, yeah, of course,” Campbell says.

Runner-Up: Sen. Peter Shumlin (D-Windham) 4 votes

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Runner-Up: Sen. Peter Shumlin (D-Windham) 3 votes

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votes each. Thirteen other lawmakers received one or two nods apiece. Did they all just vote for themselves?

What Capitol denizens call “hot” is all over the map, too. The “Best Looking” question yielded an unexpectedly diverse pool of names: 17 male lawmakers and 13 females.

The men considered lookers ranged from the fortysomething, goateed Shap Smith to 78-year-old Vermont bowling hall-of-famer Rep. Albert “Sonny” Audette. The “winner,” though, was race-car-driving Sen. Phil Scott. Could it be the skintight racing suit?

“Best Looking” lady lawmakers ran the gamut as well — from young Burlingtonians Kesha Ram and Rachel Weston to more mature legislators such as Reps. Mitzi Johnson, Lucy Leriche and — the ultimate winner — Kitty Toll.

How meaningful are these “results,” given the low response rate and the cover of anonymity? Not as meaningful as we had hoped.

Given the agendas at stake, polling Capitol insiders anonymously offered the best, and perhaps only, chance of getting honest answers. Of course, when just 30 people vote, it doesn’t take many to crown someone the “winner.” And a few lawmakers coordinating answers to boost a friend or smear an enemy seems plausible, too.

Still, when the same lawmaker’s name comes up eight, 10 or even 12 times in a given category, it sure seems like there’s something to it. Despite the small sample size, the results are surprisingly insightful. Accurate, even, based on what Seven Days has observed over the years.

Below, we’ve spotlighted 13 “big winners” — lawmakers who received six or more votes in a given category.

Lawmakers who “won” with five or fewer votes are simply listed, as their victories seemed less commanding.

At the very least, we hope our efforts help familiarize readers with people entrusted to legislate on our behalf — and lay the groundwork for legislative surveys to come.m

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Interestingly, had we mailed the surveys to legislative staffers rather than hand-delivered them, these managers would have been bound by law to give them to employees. Next year, guess what we’re going to do?

You might think lobbyists would leap at the chance to anonymously bash or gush about the politicians with whom they court favor. But they seemed unpersuaded to take our poll.

Of the 111 surveys mailed to registered lobbyists deemed to be Statehouse regulars, nine came back complete.

News reporters were even less game to dish about the characters they cover — even on deep background.

We polled 17 Statehouse reporters who work for Vermont’s newspapers, websites, and TV and radio stations.

Not one sent it back. One journalist even snagged a survey in person from Seven Days’ office with the promise, “I’ll get it to you tomorrow,” but never did.

Guess this “Sunshine Week” business doesn’t apply to media?

Despite the lackluster participation, several categories did generate what can only be described as clear winners — lawmakers who received 10 or more votes. Curiously, not one of them was female.

Sen. John Campbell, the dapper Democrat from Windsor County, won “Biggest Flirt” and “Biggest Schmoozer” in relative landslides — and no wonder. Not only does Campbell have L.L. Bean-catalog good looks, but, as Senate majority leader, it’s his job to get deals done.

What senator in leadership hasn’t schmoozed or batted eyelashes at a few colleagues to get a bill through?

Shumlin, the politically savvy Senate leader and Democratic candidate for governor, claimed the dubious title of “Most Ethically Challenged.”

But Shumlin was also picked as “The Press Corps’ Darling” (no thanks to the press). “Born with a microphone in his hand!” commented one lobbyist who took the survey.

More common were categories with no clear “winners” but a dozen or more names with one or two votes each.

Sen. Dick Mazza (D-Grand Isle) and Rep. Tom Koch (R-Barre) tied for “Most Integrity,” but with only three

Survey Says… « P.23 Best Dealmaker Sen. Vince Illuzzi (R-Essex/orleans) 10 votes

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Sen. Vince Illuzzi’s proclivity for brokering last-minute deals in the waning hours of the session is legendary, and his Northeast Kingdom constituents often reap the benefits. Last year, Illuzzi helped ensure passage of a 200-page Vermont stimulus bill, and was able to steer $350,000 to struggling Sterling College, a small liberal arts college in Craftsbury. As one lobbyist wrote on the survey: “To get something done in the Senate, plan on shaking hands with this guy.” Consider that Illuzzi, a Republican in Democratic territory, is entrusted with chairing one of most powerful committees in the Statehouse, the Senate Economic Development, Housing and General Affairs Committee. “When you’re a Republican in a dominantly Democratic legislature, you need to be able to talk to everybody and make things work,” Illuzzi says.

Runner-Up: Sen. Peter Shumlin (D-Windham) — 4 votes

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Sen. Peter Shumlin (D-Windham) 10 votes Few politicians under the Golden Dome can deliver politics in a pitchperfect soundbite like Sen. Peter shumlin. And as Senate president pro tem, he has a hand in just about every piece of major legislation. This makes him a go-to person for the press corps. In February alone, Shumlin was quoted dozens of times — on Vermont Yankee, campaign finance reform and other topics — in the Burlington Free Press, VPR, WCAX, the Times-Argus, vtdigger.org and other Vermont news outlets, according to an unscientific Google News search. Seven Days isn’t immune to Shumlin’s media magnetism: We quoted him five times in a single edition: the February 17 Vermont Yankee issue. (He’s just so damn quotable!) Asked what he thought of being named Vermont’s most notorious spotlight seeker, Shumlin quipped: “No comment!”

Runner-Up: Sen. Vince Illuzzi (R-Essex/Orleans) 3 votes

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As a student at Groovy UV, he did organize several protests against the Gulf War. But Zuckerman says he’s never worn a U-Lock, never blocked a logging road, never spilled blood on a nuclear sub, nor been arrested for any act of civil disobedience. He did once broker peace talks between free-trade protesters and Burlington police, but that was years ago. As for the U-Lock assumption? “Lefties sort of get characterized that way,” Zuckerman says. “But if you look at Tea Party protesters, you could argue they are looking equally rabid.”

Runner-Up: Sen. Dick McCormack (D-Windsor) 4 votes

the Workers’ ChamPIon Sen. Vince Illuzzi (R-Essex/orleans) and Rep. Paul Poirier (I-Barre) 7 votes each Both Sen. Vince Illuzzi and Rep. Paul Poirier come from workingclass backgrounds, and it shows in the legislation they support. Both worked overtime last session to blunt the impact of layoffs on state workers: Poirier inserted language in the budget designed to keep the administration from outsourcing jobs to private contractors; Illuzzi held repeated hearings on the impact of layoffs on state services, and found alternate ways to save money. “I’ve always figured that the guy on the top of the totem pole can take care of himself or herself. There’s always got to be somebody to take care of SURVEY SAYS…

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Runner-Up: Rep. John Moran (D-Wardsboro) 5 votes

Worst Temper Sen. Dick Sears (D-Bennington) 9 votes Whether he deserves it or not, Sen. Dick Sears has earned a reputation around the Statehouse as a hothead.

“Regularly explodes at people,” commented one lawmaker who took the survey. “Legendary bluster,” wrote another. Sears, chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, admits he gets passionate sometimes, but insists he’s really a “teddy bear” deep down.

“Sure, I have a temper,” Sears says, “but I don’t think I’m the worst in the building. I guess the people who filled out the survey don’t know me very well.”

Runner-Up: Sen. Mark MacDonald (D-Orange) 4 votes

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Rookie of the Year Sen. Tim Ashe (D/P-Chittenden) 7 votes Sen. Tim Ashe, the former Progressive city councilor from Burlington, has been winning over his colleagues with a mix of hard work and humility — as a reward for his eagerness to learn, he wound up on two powerful Senate committees: Institutions; and Economic Development, Housing and General Affairs. These committees have jurisdiction over state economic policy and capital spending. Not bad for a rookie. Ashe has authored legislation to increase the minimum wage on stimulus projects, expand broadband access to rural areas and secure passage of a “Farm to Plate” bill to map out Vermont’s agricultural future. He’s the lead sponsor of a revolving-door bill that would prohibit the Vermont public service commissioner from working for a regulated utility for up to five years after leaving the job. Ashe says he suspects his survey title was a fluke.

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Best Environmental Watchdog Rep. David Deen (D-Westminster) 8 votes The Birkenstock-wearing Rep. David Deen is the ultimate environmental steward. In fact, that’s his day job — steward for the Connecticut River Watershed Council. His other day job is a trout-fishing guide. Come April, Deen usually brings his fly rod to the Statehouse so he can squeeze in some fishing before sundown.

As chair of the House Fish, Wildlife and Water Resources Committee, Deen has worked to keep Vermont’s waterways clean — banning personal watercraft and fighting Vermont Yankee’s dumping of hot water into the Connecticut River. Was he surprised to learn his colleagues voted him best watchdog? Yes, Deen says, before adding, “Woof woof.”

Seriously.

Runners-Up: Rep. Tony Klein (D-East Montpelier) and Sen. Dick McCormack (D-Windsor) 4 votes each

that they were voting for.” (Disclosure: Ashe is the live-in partner of Seven Days publisher and coeditor Paula Routly, who had no part in compiling survey results.)

Runner-Up: Rep. Adam Greshin (I-Warren) 4 votes

Should Probably Retire Sen. Ed Flanagan (D-Chittenden) 7 votes In the past year, Sen. Ed Flanagan’s often-bizarre behaviors in committee rooms, the Statehouse cafeteria and in the Burlington YMCA locker room have led some to believe it’s time for the 59-year-old senator to call it quits. Flanagan himself calls his actions “very bizarre,” but chalks them up to the 2005 car accident that left

him with a traumatic brain injury.

He’s made a dramatic recovery that involved relearning how to speak and walk. He’s learned better behavioral “discipline,” he says, since a YMCA patron allegedly saw him fondling himself at the gym. Flanagan cops to behavior that’s “a little odd,” but says he’s legislating effectively and has no plans to retire. “It’s sort of ironic that after I’ve accomplished all this, this poll is published. But that’s just one of the consequences of what is now a five-year-old accident. I plan to serve as long as the voters give me the confidence that my colleagues have given me.”

governor’s job is certainly in his sights, Smith’s ability to forge multiparty coalitions — he mustered two veto overrides in the 2009 session — would serve him well in Washington. Does Shap dream of succeeding Bernie or Leahy? “No plans to run for U.S. Senate,” Smith says. “I’m focused on the 2010 election for House of Representatives. It’s flattering to have people think that I could take that job.

The parameters that my wife has put around my political career don’t go beyond the borders of Vermont.”

Runner-Up: Rep. John Morley (R-Orleans) 5 votes

Runner-Up: Sen. Bill Doyle (R-Washington) 6 votes

Most Likely to Reach Across the Aisle Sen. Phil Scott (R-Washington) 6 votes When he’s not zooming around Thunder Road Speedbowl at 80 mph, local stock-car driver Sen. Phil Scott is steering legislation to a bipartisan photo finish. Or so say the handful of people who voted him “Most Likely to Reach Across the Aisle.” One legislator wrote of Scott in the survey, “Always, eye on the goal and the best way to get there.” Scott is one of only two Republicans to chair a committee (Institutions) in the Democratdominated Senate, and he’s worked with both parties over the years. He voted with Democrats — and a few Republicans — to legalize same-sex marriage and to create the Catamount health care program. He voted against incentives for renewable power production and, in a last-minute switcheroo, for the relicensure of Vermont Yankee. “Being a moderate puts you in a tough position,” Scott says. “When you’re stuck in the middle, there’s a lot of pressure. I try to remain true to my personal feelings and those of my constituents.”

Runner-Up: Sen. Diane Snelling (R-Chittenden) 4 votes

Future U.S. Senator Rep. Shap Smith (D-Morrisville) 6 votes Don’t let his easy smile and calm demeanor fool you. House Speaker Shap Smith has a political drive and ambition like no other. While the

Most Partisan Rep. Floyd Nease (D-Johnson) 6 votes House Majority Leader Rep. Floyd Nease is charged with keeping his caucus in line and in the majority.

That makes him an adversary to Republicans and an enforcer within his own party. During the same-sexmarriage vote last year, Nease made it a point to pressure Democrats tempted to sustain the governor’s veto, indicating that if they wanted a good working relationship with the leadership they should vote to override the veto. Nease says he’s not surprised at being pegged as partisan — that comes with the territory for a guy who often plays bad cop to House Speaker Shap Smith’s good cop. That said, Nease insists Montpelier is nothing like the “toxic” partisan environment paralyzing Washington, D.C. “I’m going to have a beer with the Republican leader later today,” Nease says.

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raditions run deep at Norwich University, the nation’s oldest private military college, and few traditions are more sacred to military life than the Corps of Cadets’ morning lineup to salute the American flag as it runs up the flagpole.

One cadet standing in front of the formation looks as spit-and-polished as they come: pressed blue-gray tunic and slacks, shiny black shoes, gold-trimmed cap pulled low over her eyes, hands cupped at her sides. Except for the additional stripes on her shoulders that indicate she’s the regimental commander, this student leader looks like any of Norwich’s 1123 military-bound cadets.

And that’s exactly how Regimental Commander Alison Lanz and her second officer, Deputy Commander Jessica Corl, expect to be treated: like superior officers who’ve risen through the ranks through hard work and determination.

Lanz and Corl, both 22, aren’t comfortable making a big deal about the historic significance of their command.

This is the first time in Norwich’s 191year history that the Corps of Cadets has been led by two women. But, as Corl puts it, “We don’t want to be glorified because we’re women. We want to stand out because of the work we’ve done.”

That sentiment is understandable coming from two women who grew up in an era when equal treatment of the sexes was both expected and commonplace.

Still, they’ve reached this goal in part because of Norwich’s history of breaking rank with the military establishment to promote gender equality.

In 1974, Norwich became the first military college in the country to fully and voluntarily integrate women when it admitted females to its corps for the first time. By contrast, it took an act of Congress in 1975 to force West Point, the U.S. Naval Academy at Annapolis and the Air Force Academy to open their doors to women. Even then, lingering sexism and institutional resistance to a coed military helped make failure rates for women at those schools twice as high as those for men.

Times have changed. Today, the presence of two females at the head of Norwich’s Corps of Cadets, the oncampus military company, speaks volumes about the armed forces’ growing reliance on women to fill their ranks.

At a time when the United States is engaged in two bloody and costly overseas wars, the opportunities for women to

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serve alongside men in critical combat and leadership roles have never been greater. Just last month, the Navy lifted its ban on women serving on submarines, one of the last gender barriers to fall for women. That move came just as the Army chief of staff said it was time to reconsider the prohibition of women serving in ground combat.

That fact isn’t lost on Lanz, who, upon graduation this spring, will enter the U.S. Army to train as a military intelligence officer at Fort Huachuca in Arizona; she expects to be deployed soon after. Though Army regulations officially prevent her from being assigned to an infantry, armor, artillery or special forces unit, Lanz knows that the realities

on the ground in Iraq and Afghanistan are already eroding such barriers.

“Women are now going out on infantry patrols to search females,” Lanz explains. “In the wars we’re fighting right now, there are no front lines.”

Corl doesn’t see the restrictions on female personnel serving in certain combat roles as a hindrance to her career aspirations, either. After she graduates this spring, she’ll be heading to Davis-Monthan Air Force Base in Arizona to train as an officer in the security forces, which is akin to the Army’s military police.

“There are a lot of options for women in the military nowadays,” Corl says.

“Personally, I’m content with it because there are so many opportunities. And the

anz and Corl came to Norwich from very different backgrounds.

Corl grew up in Wapwallopen, a small town in eastern Pennsylvania, in a family with strong military roots; she says she’s wanted to join the service since she was 10 years old. Her mother was in the Air Force, and her father, a Navy seaman, did three tours in Vietnam. Corl’s older brother also attended Norwich and, coincidentally, served as deputy commander. He’s now in the Air Force’s Office of Special Investigations, where, as Corl puts it, “He’s like a secret-agent man.”

Corl initially hoped to attend the U.S. Coast Guard Academy because of its highly respected shooting team — her parents own a retail gun business in Pennsylvania. She has competed in 10 national shooting championships and was well on her way to competing for the U.S. Olympic team when she landed an Air Force scholarship to Norwich.

Lanz, by contrast, had only limited exposure to the armed forces as a kid.

A native of East Greenbush, N.Y., she had just one relative who served in the military — her grandfather, who never saw combat. Lanz’s mother is a civilian nurse; her father works on a road crew for the New York State Thruway Authority. It wasn’t until high school that Lanz began to seriously consider a career in the armed services.

“Everyone else [from my high school] goes to SUNY schools,” says Lanz, referring to New York’s state college system. “I just thought I’d do something different.”

The Corps of Cadets makes no special accommodations for women. Except for a few minor differences in their physical training standards, female cadets do virtually everything their male counterparts do. That means Lanz and Corl rose to the top through a combination of high grades, excellent PT scores and extensive extracurricular activities.

Those achievements are all the more impressive when you consider that female cadets are still very much a minority at Norwich. Of the 1123 cadets in the Corps this spring, only 162, or 14.4 percent, are women. Those numbers are consistent with the numbers at U.S. service academies and other senior military colleges. Women make up 16 percent of the student body at Annapolis, 15

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Citadel, according to Department of “I hate to say this, but I think there Defense statistics. may be some females who use being a What’s it like being a female com- female as an excuse,” Lanz says. Not mander in what is still a male-dominated surprisingly, Norwich still struggles environment? Lanz says she rarely gives to retain female cadets, who have it much thought. a slightly higher dropout rate than “I hate to use the word ‘normal,’” she their male counterparts. This year’s says, “but we’re still females. We hold on retention rate of female recruits from to that.” the first to second semester was 80 Corl agrees. percent, versus 87 percent for male “I think the culture isn’t so much recruits. whether you’re male or female, espeDespite such challenges, women still cially at Norwich, so much as, can you occupy a disproportionate number of suck up the crappy parts of the school?” leadership positions within the Corps, she says. “Can you get out of bed every an observation not lost on Brigadier morning and not complain about it? Can Gen. Michael Kelley, the commandant you physically of cadets. He and mentally says he’s been endure it? That’s particularly imthe important pressed by the thing now.” leadership styles Which is of Lanz and Corl, not to suggest whom he dethat gender is scribes as “very never an issue at no-nonsense Norwich. Lanz and very driven and Corl have ... without being both received arrogant. reports of female “If you had a “rooks,” or firststereotype that year cadets, being a woman leader sexually harassed would be less AliSoN l ANz, by their male firm or less derE gimEN tA l commANDE r, counterparts. manding or less Norwich c orpS of cADE tS They emphasize standard driven, that Norwich has that would be a a zero-tolerance poor stereotype policy for such behavior. when you think of these two women,” “I think we’ve all experienced Kelley says. “I think the world of all our it in one way or another over the cadets, but there’s something very speyears,” Corl says. Indeed, she de- cial about these two young women.” scribes Norwich as “the epicenter for Without many female role models on rumors,” where women are frequently campus to learn from, Lanz and Corl say the subjects of unfounded and unflat- they’ve had to craft their own styles of tering gossip. leadership on the fly. In one case, Corl For instance, Lanz tells of Sarah admits, that meant learning what not to Patchem, who became Norwich’s first do from a female commander she had in female regimental commander in 1997. her freshman year.

According to an oft-repeated story on “Instead of being a caring leader, campus, during the promotion parade she just scolded us, which completely where Patchem assumed her new com- turned me off,” Corl remembers. “That mand, all the cadets turned their backs was one thing that we definitely wanted on her as she marched by. Though it’s a to do differently.” juicy story, it’s also apocryphal.

For her part, Lanz says she never Corl herself hasn’t escaped Norwich’s needed to put on a tough-guy persona to rumor mill. “How many times have you earn the respect of the administration or been pregnant?” Lanz asks her jokingly. her subordinates.

“Five times this year already,” Corl “I think there are some females [in replies with a smile. the military] who think they have someOn the flip side, Lanz says she and thing to prove,” she says. “I got the job Corl have made it clear to their female being myself; Jess got the job by being cadets that they won’t be afforded herself. So why change?” m

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Huh? Wasn’t that Bode Miller — last month? Nope. This is Tyler Walker, a 23-year-old athlete who just happens to share not only the hometown of the fivetime Olympic medalist, but also his talent for flying downhill at highway speeds.

Unlike Miller, however, Walker has no legs. He uses a monoski to shred faster and more ferociously than most anybody — able-bodied or otherwise — and he’s representing New England, and the U.S., at the Paralympic Winter Games.

at Cannon Mountain. Walker was 6 when his dad built a sled with cross-country skis bolted to the bottom. The following year, his dad made a seat on a snowboard. “Both of these contraptions were terrifying,” recalls Walker, who eventually learned how to use a professionally made monoski. “But skiing gave me a huge amount of freedom.

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“A lot of people confuse the Paralympics with the Special Olympics,” says Maggie Burke, a program coordinator for Vermont Adaptive Ski & Sports. “This is more of an athletic competition for elite athletes, who have trained really hard to get there.”

Walker, who was born with lumbosacral agenesis (that is, with much of his spine missing) and had his legs amputated below the knee at age 4, has been training for the Paralympics for nearly half his life.

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medals at the Winter X Games in Aspen, Walker now finds himself in British Columbia surrounded by more than 500 other athletes from 45 countries. Smaller and more intimate than the Olympic Winter Games (for which more than 2600 athletes descended on Vancouver to compete in 15 different sports with multiple disciplines), the Paralympics are mostly clustered in the pretty alpine village of Whistler. There are just five sports — alpine skiing, cross-country skiing, ice sledge hockey, wheelchair curling and biathlon.

The U.S. has sent 50 athletes to the 2010 Paralympic Winter Games. Though none have Vermont roots in the strict sense, the Green Mountain State has helped pave the way for the Paralympics’ success, thanks to monoskiers Sarah Will, who grew up

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“The Paralympics are making huge progress — leaps and bounds,” says Fernandez. Because fewer than 5 percent of people who have physical disabilities play sports, she explains, young kids may feel the greatest impact of this increased awareness. They experience a “touchthe-rings” moment, says Fernandez, when they realize that learning to, say,

Paralympics firsthand, thanks to the fact that Burke was one of six coaches and program leaders nationwide chosen to travel to Vancouver. She’s bringing 13 student athletes with physical disabilities. And the Games they’re watching are the Olympics without the hoopla — security forces are reduced, travel restrictions on the Sea-toSky Highway to Whistler are gone, and tickets are widely available. The event organizers hope more average Joes will get a chance to witness some way-beyondaverage feats.

“Disabled athletes might be more humble than Olympic athletes,” says Fernandez. “But their level of dedication is so much more than the best Olympic athletes’, because their programs are so underfunded, and they have longer, bigger goals.”

Watch the YouTube video of Walker soaring over jumps, leaning into banked turns and generally whomping his competitors’ butts to win gold at the most recent Winter X Games, and you may understand his dedication. When Walker was

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In monoski cross, he says, “The closed course and safety netting actually make it safer than some of my usual shenanigans.”

And, yes, unlike Miller, Walker is actually pretty humble. “I’m thrilled to be here,” he says from Whistler. “I have a good chance in many of the events, but I am just going to give it all that I have every day, and we shall see what happens.”

As Walker races, sure, he’s thinking about gold. But he’s also thinking about some of the kids watching him. Three years ago, a family from Qatar whose 8-year-old son is also missing much of his spine contacted Walker to ask him about disabled sports. He ended up visiting Qatar several times, once to attend a symposium on incorporating elite-level adaptive sports in university curricula.

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“Any kid who participates in sports gains self-esteem, self-confidence, selfawareness,” says Fernandez. “When you see that spark, you feel, Oh, my God, this is awesome. It’s those . . . short and sweet moments when you’re, like, This is what we’re all about.”

The Paralympics still need to make progress in a couple of areas. For instance, there’s a problem facing most Americans who hope to witness an actual touchthe-rings moment from the Vancouver Paralympics: Instead of airing daily competition, NBC is showing just a two-hour “highlights” program — and not until April 10. But Paralympic fans with cable access can now catch the action at 6 p.m. each night through Tuesday, March 23, on Universal Sports, and others can watch on-demand re-airs of the TV coverage at universalsports.com.

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He tells how, during his sickly London childhood, his mother reads him The Arabian Nights, The Odyssey and Robinson Crusoe. The “wondrous journeys ... break down the walls of my infirmary-prison,” he recalls.

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Vermont Stage brilliantly accompliSheS the playwright’S goal “to tell a ripping good yarn.” supplies from the boat conveniently wash up. Man and beast are marooned for years until another tempest tosses ashore a canoe with three aborigines, including the beautiful woman Yamba.

The castaways overcome cultural hurdles, and later return together to the natives’ home. De Rougemont becomes a tribal leader and marries Yamba. He eventually grows restless, however, and undertakes an arduous journey back to England. Readers are enthralled by his tales of riding sea turtles and eating baked snake (“crispy on the outside, tender and juicy on the inside”). Will the pesky experts pick apart particulars and unmask him as a hoax?

The play’s success revolves around the lead character’s charm and believability. Ethan T. Bowen sparkles with exuberance as de Rougemont. For the role, Margulies specifies an actor who is “charismatic, agile and utterly mutable,” which perfectly describes Bowen’s fearless, flexible stage presence. He dives

loose-limbed into improbable scenarios, such as intimidating rival tribesmen by wearing stilts. Bowen’s expressive eyes radiate the castaway’s sincerity and lure us into his wild world.

Three additional talented and energetic performers help Bowen unspool the saga. Two actors play dozens of roles apiece, while a Foley artist creates live sound effects from one side of the stage. Much of the show’s whimsy, well captured in John Paul Devlin’s sepia-toned scenic design, relies on the execution of the supporting cast.

They manipulate corny props and ingenious set pieces, and quickly add and subtract Rachel Kurland’s fanciful wardrobe items as they portray different people.

Both Edgar L. Davis and Chris Caswell excel at the rapid-fire challenge of changing characters as they change hats. As Bruno, Davis displays a masterful range of canine behavior, performing the entire extended role on his knees. Barks, head butts and belly

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rubs wordlessly convey the close manbeast bond as the dog becomes the lost sailor’s closest friend. Davis also does a howlingly funny turn as the ultraproper Queen Victoria, strolling regally with de Rougemont after bestowing a medal on him.

Caswell plays the principal female parts well, but jumps into her male roles with relish. She swaggers as the Welliewearing, salty sea captain and puffs out her chest as the top-hatted, snobbish magazine editor. Kyle Stetson’s striking lighting design — terrific throughout the production — emphasizes another captivating Caswell moment: when she plays a pearl diver ensnared by a giant octopus.

Live sound effects greatly enhance the quirky late-Victorian atmosphere.

The audience sees sound designer Joel Abbott using a Foley artist’s oldfashioned techniques to accompany the show. For rain, he swirls metal BBs on a tin baking sheet. To intensify the storm, he cranks the wind machine — a circle of wooden slats covered by a piece of canvas. A thunder tube, manual typewriter and vintage pump organ are among Abbott’s other tools for underscoring the action.

Toward the play’s end, as de Rougemont’s star wanes, he laments: “The public, with the bloodthirsty glee of cannibals feasting on human flesh, moves on to devour its next victim.” And so the pattern remains in our tabloid culture today — just ask James Frey. But Shipwrecked! honors its engaging storyteller for the power of his belief, much as his real-life editor defended him in a 1909 letter to the New York Times: “We must give him credit of being absolutely convinced that he had really passed through all the wonderful adventures he described.” m

Dance the Evolution Middlebury’s Big APE make their moves B y Megan James

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here was one image dancer/ choreographer Tiffany Rhynard just couldn’t shake: yoga in heels. So she suited up and gave it a try. And while she was at it, she threw on the giant white rabbit head she just happens to own — beneath which, she says, it is almost impossible to see — and began to move, swinging her hips from a come-hither sex kitten pose into downward-facing dog. It was all part of the process of building a solo for her Big Action Performance Ensemble’s latest work, Disposable Goods, which premiered at the FlynnSpace in Burlington late last month.

Rhynard, 38, an artist-in-residence at Middlebury College, created Big APE about two years ago with a handful of recent Middlebury graduates.

She had been directing the college’s semiprofessional touring company, the Dance Company of Middlebury, when she got the idea of starting her own ensemble.

“We built this piece called I’m Right, You’re Wrong,” she says. “And when it was over — when the tour was over — none of us really wanted it to end.” So, in 2008, Rhynard and some of her students, including current Big APE performers Simon Thomas-Train and Yina Ng, began collaborating. Ellen Smith-Ahern, also a Middlebury alum, joined the ensemble soon thereafter.

Big APE’s work is curious and playful, thought provoking and bold, qualities that were evident from the moment the show began at the FlynnSpace. Two dancers welcomed Tiffany Rhynard the audience by passing out cups of red wine and Coke before launching into a dramatic recitation of LMFAO’s hip-hop club anthem “Shots.” (for baking cookies), bags of garbage, “I don’t like red wine; I don’t like that iPods, potato chips and cigarette packs. bunny mask, but they needed to be there,” Rhynard’s work often develops this Rhynard explained after a dress rehearsal way — through seemingly disconnected the night before the show. It was the first associations. She finds herself stuck on time the group had incorporated most of a single image and begins to chase it. “It its props, which included a toaster oven feels like sometimes I’m not in control,”

choreographed movement and a kind of frenetic improvisation, reacting to one another’s pushes and pulls.

Rhynard has high hopes for the ensemble, which is holding auditions next month. Currently in the works is a project called “Everyone Can Dance,” which would establish a network of performance hubs across Vermont. There Big APE would give master classes and encourage people who might not consider themselves dancers to join in.

“We’re trying to get dance more visible in the community, show people that it can happen at the coffeehouse or out on the sidewalk,” Rhynard says.

Paul Besaw, assistant professor of dance at the University of Vermont, has also been working to invigorate the state’s dance community. He’s a Big APE fan. “I think it’s really great for a million different reasons,” Besaw says. “I like the contribution of a dance company.”

Most dancers in Vermont have to piece their careers together from different projects in different venues, Besaw notes, so an audience that enjoys their work and wants to see it again can’t always be sure where to look. Big APE, as an ensemble of dancers developing a consistent style of its own, give dance lovers something to return to, he suggests.

With Big APE, Besaw adds, Rhynard is giving a face to dance in Vermont.

Disposable Goods was born last year at a graduation ceremony.

Rhynard was struck by something the speaker said about trash, about “a magical place called ‘away’ where everything goes that we don’t want to deal with.” She wanted to know just how much junk she accumulated, so she started saving her trash, bagging it all up and storing it in her garage.

Before long, she began to think differently about all she consumed.

“It was amazing how, every object you pick up, you think, Where is this going to go once I’m done with it? Is it recyclable?”

Rhynard says.

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prompt them to write down a few things they need and don’t need. Later in the show, dancers copy out their responses on the back wall of the stage. Cookies bake throughout the performance and are hand-delivered up and down the rows between scenes. And at the end of the show, when the stage is littered with garbage, the dancers invite the audience to help clean up the mess and, finally, to join them in a dance.

The fourth wall is broken almost all the way through.

Rhynard likes involving the audience partly because she sees this as an opportunity to shake up the often-alienating world of conventional dance, “where the lights come up, you come into the space, you do your thing, and you leave.”

“I’m interested in creating more of a bridge, because often the majority of the people in a modern dance audience are either dancers or friends of dancers,” she says. “How do we cultivate an audience for dance that just comes because they’re interested in it?”

She wants to explore the fine line between alienation and engagement.

Offering refreshments is one way to do that.

“It’s nice to do something for the audience, but at the same time, it’s indulgent,” Rhynard says. “They don’t need cookies. They don’t need wine. So it’s also curious to see who takes it, who doesn’t. And how do they respond to this offering that’s a little bit loaded?”

The beverages, after all, are served in disposable plastic cups.

Rhynard’s hope is that people leave with questions about themselves and the way they navigate the world. She’d also like to see them somehow moved to action. When asked about her use of the word “activism” to describe what she does, Rhynard lets out a big sigh.

“Artistically I feel like an activist, but I don’t feel like I’m getting out on the street,” she says. “I did for the Iraq War, which was, sadly, pointless. I was in Columbus, Ohio, at the time. We would do some marches, mainly walks through the street. There was always this small showing of people. It was just so sad.”

Rhynard’s work with Big APE, by contrast, feels to her like one small way she can make a difference, she says. At least she can get a few people to think about what they need, what they waste, and who cleans up after the party’s over. m

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What began as research for Disposable Goods turned into an element of the performance itself. In “Trash,” the piece that was the seed of the show, performers hurl Rhynard’s collection — garbage bags spilling open to reveal pizza boxes and milk cartons, yogurt containers and plastic cups — right onto the stage where Rhynard and Ng are dancing. They just keep on, stepping nimbly around the little piles, rolling over boxes and crumpling the cardboard.

While rehearsing the piece in its earlier incarnation, Rhynard says she learned that “You have to keep your eye on [the trash].” Though she meticulously cleaned and picked through the bags to make sure they were free of anything that could hurt the dancers, passersby in various rehearsal and performance spaces still tossed in their soda cans and bottles. At one performance, Rhynard was hit in the head with a can. Another time, the dancers ended up with a floor full of broken glass.

Rhynard has danced since she was a kid, but for many years she considered herself more of a visual artist, focusing on painting, drawing and making sculptures. She spent several years as a jeweler before switching to dance while she was an undergrad at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro. She deepened her knowledge with an MFA in choreography from Ohio State University. These days, Rhynard prefers to call herself a movement artist.

“I was thinking about the word ‘artist,’” she says. “I associate myself with that word more [than with ‘dancer’ or ‘choreographer’] because I’m building something, and I don’t know what it’s going to be in the beginning. I’m starting from impulse or a motivation I can’t shake away. It’s like, I have to do this. I feel very driven to make things, and I’ve fallen into movement as my predominant medium.”

Rhynard is also a filmmaker whose work has screened at the Dance for the Camera Festival in Salt Lake City and Dancing for the Camera at the American Dance Festival. She recently finished a documentary called Women Building Larger Lives, which offers a glimpse into the lives of incarcerated women in a vocational construction program at the Vermont state women’s prison.

With Big APE, Rhynard’s work is definitely more than just dance. As she describes it, it’s a conversation with the audience.

In Disposable Goods, audience members find cards on their seats that

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You’ll always have to wait in line at Romados, even if you call ahead. But waiting is half the fun at this family-run Portuguese rotisserie and bakery on the edge of Little Portugal. Loved by locals and frequented by families, Romados is casual, lively and suffused with sweet, smoky aromas. The draw is rotisserie chicken, cooked to order, which regulars proclaim is the best in Montréal.

My husband Ken and I arrive at 1 p.m. on a Sunday in March — but whether it’s lunch or dinner, the scene is the same.

Two lines form in front of the stainlesssteel grill, where whole chickens rotate above hardwood flames on racks half the size of a front door. The birds spit and sizzle, and the smell of marinade mingling with flame makes my mouth water.

The racks are tended by two darkhaired, white-aproned, middle-aged men who banter back and forth in Portuguese. A third man (they could be brothers) works the counter. With his back to the grill, he throws a comment over his shoulder. His native tongue sounds like a jumble of French, Spanish and Russian.

The line on the left, where folks have preordered, moves slightly faster than the one we’re in. Forty-five-minute waits are not unusual at peak meal times during the week. Takeout is popular with members of the Portuguese community, as well as people who work on nearby boulevard St-Denis.

The counter man greets me with an expectant look and fills my order — a half chicken, fries and salad — with a series of deft motions. He pulls a hot chicken

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from a pile on his right, quarters it with two blows of a large knife, tosses it in a waiting Styrofoam tray and looks up.

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tosses a mound of glistening fries beside it, closes the tray cover and sets the bulging container on the counter. I thank him and am about to move on when I remember my other request: “Avez-vous de la soupe?”

He smiles at the mention of soup, calls me “bella” and leaves the counter for a part of the kitchen I can’t see. When he

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returns and hands me a full Styrofoam bowl, I feel strangely victorious. Another small victory: One of the three tables near the grill has opened up. The front of the restaurant has counter seating and views of the street, but I prefer the hustle and bustle at the back.

Ken, whose grilling experience includes barbecuing chicken for 500, is duly impressed with the scale and efficiency of the operation. We pass the hefty bowl of soup back and forth, dipping in with plastic spoons. Ribbons of cabbage float with chunks of carrot in a rich chicken broth. The soup is flecked with what look like small, dark pieces of potato skin. When I bite into one, it releases mild heat and lots of smoke, reminding me of fire-roasted chilis and ruddy logs of chorizo sausage.

We eat the chicken with our fingers, peeling off the crackly skin, then devouring the four pieces — breast, thigh, back and leg. The dark meat falls off the bone, and even the white meat is moist.

The sauce supplies a long, slow, smoky heat that lingers, with no burn. The fries, 2-inch-long golden slabs cut by hand and speckled with pepper, almost melt in my mouth.

Meals served before 2 p.m. come with a plump, flour-dusted roll and dessert, reminders of Romados’ baking prowess.

At the front of the restaurant, Portuguese breads are displayed in round wicker baskets, and éclairs, jelly rolls, and apricot, blueberry and cherry tarts are just a few of the sweets that fill four shelves of a glass case. Our individual almond tart, topped with toasted whole almonds and dusted with confectioner’s sugar, is the perfect way to end.

Our meal, including drinks, costs $13.35. The restaurant doesn’t take credit cards. Fortunately, we have enough cash for lunch, plus a whole chicken ($12) to take home.

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The planned Essex farmers market is on track — not quite literally. It’ll be by the tracks, though.

When the Essex Junction Railroad Avenue Revitalization Project steering committee began meeting last fall, its goal was to make the downtown street a greener, friendlier space for local families. Per committee member Susan McCormack, the effort includes renovating the Junction’s namesake Amtrak station, beautifying

the street with lots of new greenery — and starting a weekly farmers market.

Lori Houghton, another member of the steering committee, says the group recently sent an email survey to village residents, who voted overwhelmingly to hold the market on Saturdays.

Houghton says several food purveyors have already expressed interest in selling their wares. “Our goal is to have 10 to 15 vendors this year,” she adds.

To help encourage attendance at the market, slated to begin in June, the committee is planning more activities on the avenue.

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Passover is approaching, which means Jewish people everywhere are stocking up on bitter herbs, lamb shanks and matzo. For the second year running, naga BakEhousE, in the southern Vermont town of Middletown Springs, is making a handmade version of the traditional unleavened bread, and it has little in common with its square Manischewitz cousin.

For one thing, the dimpled, round Vermatzah breads are made by hand with a combination of Vermont wheat from a trio of growers and an ancient heirloom grain called emmer.

Emmer, says Naga co-owner Doug FrEIlICh, has a “nice, rich, sort of nutty flavor” and was one of the grains used to make matzoh thousands of years ago.

Even as it experiments with oldfashioned flour, Freilich’s family is using modern technology to sell the results.

“It’s our first attempt to use the Internet to let people know what we’re doing,” he explains. Thanks to the web, Vermatzah orders have come in from as far away as California and Montana.

“We’ve had quite an interest globally,” Freilich says.

“People are really interested in the story of Passover, the awakening of spring.”

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The finger food retails for about $1.49 per stick, but Bailey hopes it’ll lend itself to culinary applications besides snacking. At a recent trade show, the pizza vendor in the next booth chopped up a couple of the all-beef barbecue sticks and stuck them on a pie. “It was amazing,” Bailey claims.

In other VS&C news, Bailey notes that the company’s line of locally raised products — uncured bacon and ham, and hot, sweet and breakfast-style sausages — will be on shelves again this April after sourcing issues occasioned a yearlong hiatus. He

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Burlington’s hotly anticipated burger joint, thE FarmhousE tap & grIll on Bank Street, has hired a head chef. When it opens in May, nECI-grad phIllIp Clayton, who’s been sous-chef at hEn oF thE WooD in Waterbury for two years and held the same position at trattorIa DElIa before that, will run the kitchen.

“He’s the only person I talked to about the job,” says co-owner JED DaVIs. “He’s absolutely committed to cooking local [food], starting with what’s available and building from that.” He continues: “The whole concept of our menu is taking comfort items and applying a finedining precision to them. [Clayton] has the skills.”

In keeping with the owners’ promise of house-made charcuterie, Davis says, the chef is already working on plans to whip up bacon and dry-cured Italian-style sausages. Given Davis’ own experience with pâtés and terrines during a stint at New York’s Daniel, the results should please pork purists.

Also on the developing roster of talent: bar manager ChaD rICh, who hails from amErICan FlatBrEaD BurlIngton.

“He’s just a walking encyclopedia of what a taproom should be, and his goal is to put us on the map in terms of New England taprooms,” says Davis.

How many brews will the bar serve? “I think we’re looking at about 24 on tap ... and by the bottle I’d say 100 or so,” says the entrepreneur. Sounds like local suds fans will be spending some time down on the farm.

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hen Marian Burros of the New York Times wrote about Hardwick — a hardscrabble Northeast Kingdom town once best known for its porno theater — she called her feature “Uniting Around Food to Save an Ailing Town.” Since that October 2008 story, the 3200-person burg has received an unusual amount of national attention.

Last September, Chef Emeril “Bam” Lagasse came to the area and filmed a series of shows — and a longer special — for his TV series on Planet Green.

A team from “Dan Rather Reports” showed up, too.

All these news stories showcase a group of youngish Hardwick-area entrepreneurs with big plans for selling premium products — organic seeds, artisan cheese, soymilk made from local beans — that will help them create jobs, support their community and earn bucks. Perhaps because those new businesses are indeed thriving, or perhaps just because it makes a great story, the media were quick to pronounce the ills of the economically depressed region practically cured.

such as an old-time farmer, Forrest Foster, who’s afraid efficient new enterprises will put folks like him out of business. A pair of back-to-the-landers, Steve Gorelick and Suzanna Jones, see their chosen locale turning into the equivalent of a company town. The local-food movement “[is] not an opportunity for us, it’s being imposed on us,” Jones insists.

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When Ben Hewitt wrote an article in Gourmet magazine called “The Town That Food Saved,” his thesis was similar: He said Hardwick was on the verge of becoming “one of the most important food towns in the United States.” But then the writer, who happens to live in Cabot, a 12-mile drive from Hardwick, decided to dig deeper.

The result is Hewitt’s just-released book The Town That Food Saved: How One Community Found Vitality in Local Food, which has already drawn national attention — including positive reviews in Publishers Weekly and the Los Angeles Times.

Hewitt didn’t just speak with Hardwick’s so-called “agrepreneurs” about their ideals and successes. He also offers a handful of dissenting voices,

built on the “localvore” ethos is generating products — tofu, $20-per-pound blue cheese — that many locals neither desire nor can afford. And he wonders if all the press, including his own Gourmet story, has done more harm than good.

Tom Gilbert wonders about that, too. He’s executive director of the Highfields Center for Composting in Hardwick, and one of the agrepreneurs referred to in the book. When Hewitt interviews him, Gilbert seems more reluctant than his peers to sell America on the “inspirational” path the region is taking. “I think we let the media get ahead of us,” he says. “People read all this amazing stuff that was happening, and it put everybody’s expectations on steroids.”

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Our server describes a suckling pig that’s just emerged from the oven and is still curled up in its roasting pan in the kitchen. Once the meat is on the plate, minus viscera, its exterior is a crisp, crackly brown. Like the other pork products — seared fatty belly and an aromatic sausage that also includes quail — that meat came from a whole animal, purchased from nearby New Village Farm.

Luckily, the less adventurous aren’t out of luck at Sauce: They can dine on towers of crisp fish ’n’ chips, cheeseburgers on challah or grilled skirt steaks with mashed potatoes and red-wine sauce.

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Beginning next week, Monday nights will feature music, too, starting with Lowell Thompson and Bill Mullins. Folk and Americana groups are frequent visitors, and John Rivers and Betz’s uncle, Alex Betz, occasionally play classic jazz.

When we visit, the cheery crowd seems to be composed mainly of locals, some of whom greet Betz with hugs and kisses.

Kevin Clayton, owner of Village Wine and Coffee down the road and a musician himself, is one of the early arrivals.

The group du jour — Queen City Hot Club, a gypsy-jazz ensemble — is playing to a full restaurant. But Betz isn’t sure if the entertainment can take responsibility for all of the business. Asked if she has a crowd of Thursday regulars, she responds, “The reality is probably that the people who happen to be here enjoy [the music] immensely.”

Those people who “happen” to be at Sauce were probably enticed by the food.

Around the same time she started the music series, Betz hired head chef Chris Hechanova, formerly of the much-lauded but short-lived Big Chile Republic.

Sauce has always served localvore fare, but Hechanova is bringing a new edge to the cuisine. Crisp slivers of guanciale — a bacon-like cured-meat product made from pork jowls — grace the earthy beet salad, also augmented with bits of Boucher Blue cheese.

Shreds of oxtail and slices of braised beef tongue might show up in miniature sliders, or accompanied by toothsome herbed spaetzle.

The ever-changing menu of local meats, produce and cheeses is supplemented with seafood and exotica such as snails, Spanish smoked paprika and Medjool dates. Whole Greek sardines and baby octopi — both dipped in tempura batter and fried — come with

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food Harder Look « p.38 Hewitt doesn’t just question the principles behind the ag developments. He also paints accurate — and sometimes unflattering — portraits of the main characters, some of whom, he acknowledges, are his friends. Tom Stearns, president of High Mowing Organic Seeds and designated mouthpiece of the movement, bears the brunt of this descriptive acumen.

“He laughs easily, loudly, and somewhat girlishly and stops talking just often enough to avoid appearing self-centered,” writes Hewitt.

He notes at other points that Stearns sometimes seems like a florid politician who’s always on message.

But there’s a tenderness to Hewitt’s descriptions, too. And his dissections cut both ways. In one passage, he and Claire’s Restaurant co-owner and chef Steven Obranovich try to suss out whether people who think local food can’t be affordable simply aren’t looking carefully enough. “[Obranovich] believes that Claire’s … is perhaps being unfairly maligned for its prices,” writes Hewitt. The chef points out that the cozy diner across the street has some $12 entrées, and so does his

localvore restaurant, which is still perceived by the community as “high end.”

“Last time I checked, that’s the same amount of money,” Obranovich says.

“He makes a good point,” Hewitt concedes. Maybe average Hardwickians eschew local foods because they perceive them as more expensive, even when they’re not.

In the end, Hewitt comes down firmly on the side of the agrepreneurs.

A small-scale farmer himself, he’s wooed by the idea of the interconnected, farmbased businesses that have sprouted near his hometown — and have created between 75 and 100 jobs so far.

If Hewitt believes what’s happening in the Hardwick area is somewhat overexposed, he also sees it as truly important, given that the petroleum-based food system on which we now rely can’t last. The writer concludes that the agrepreneurial movement “is, in fact, the only sane response to the fractured vulnerability of our national food culture …

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Later, spooning up a mouthful of cooling hibiscus sorbet, I admit aloud that my uneducated ears can’t detect the Romani influence in the jazz. My more sonically inclined husband says the tunes make him picture beret-clad street musicians in front of pastel buildings on a sunny day.

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Not a drive-by! Move-in ready! 3-BR, 2.5-BA, total living area 2600 sq.ft. (incl. finished basement), 2-car attached garage, natural gas, fenced yard, many recent upgrades. $274,900.

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Patti or Dan 802-644-2760 or 802-238-0961.

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2-BR, 1-BA townhouse in 2:29:12 PM 3/15/10 the New North End. Close to Lake Champlain, beaches and bike path. Features private back deck opening onto a common green, 1-car detached garage w/ storage space and workbench.

Newly replaced windows and heating system.

W/D, DW, gas stove and refrigerator incl. $180,000.

802-881-2061.

Located on a quiet,3/15/10 dead- 2:26:53 PM end street, this beautiful 2-bedroom condo is a nature lovers dream w/ views of 22 acres of wooded common land from living room and bedroom. 1475 sq.ft. All new appliances, detached 1-car garage. Association fees $160/mo. $181,900.

802-355-8948.

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Cambridge cape built inFSBO-Paulflowers031710.indd 3/8/10 2:48:44 PM 1 2003, approx. 1500 sq.ft.

Open floor plan, 3-BR, 1 ž-BA, mudroom. HDWD/ tile, stone flooring, architect series windows and trim, granite counters, whirlpool tub, plenty of storage.

Hearthstone Tribute wood stove. Great neighbors.v10 minutes from Smugglers Notch. $253,000. 802310-6366, 802-598-7297, 802-644-8083.

This sunny, 2-BR, 1-BA 3/15/10 2:24:33 PM first-floor end unit boasts custom living room shelves and cabinets. Owner installed all new flooring.

Updated bathroom. Energyefficient windows. Super cheap to heat. In pristine condition. $162,000.

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802-598-8251.

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8 acres pasture, 13 acres wooded. Dead-end road. $188,500. 802-586-7771.

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Main Street Landing On Burlington’s waterfront has affordable office & retail space. Dynamic environment w/ progressive & forwardthinking businesses.

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Huntington share trailer 1.5 BR, lg. BA. Country setting. All the space you need. $500/mo.

Friendly housemate.

Pets OK. Refs. required.

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House on the Lake 2 housemates for house across the street from lake. Beach & mooring rights. 3 BRs, 2 BAs, HDWD, fireplace, lg. yard, parking, W/D. $525/mo.+. NS/pets.

802-578-5898.

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Monkton FarmHouse3/1/10 1:33:42 PM Lg. rooms, W/D, master Thompson’s Point BA, cathedral ceilings.

Camp Rent 20 acres. 19 miles to July, 2 or 4 weeks, 4 BRs, Kennedy Dr. Barn, 2 BAs, DW, W/D, cable, garden space, etc.

WiFi. Beautiful beach, Amenities/utils. incl. lg. yard, dock, mooring.

Horses & pets OK. 802-482-2749 after 6 or $450/mo. 802-453lv. msg.

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S. Burl TownHouse $675 Room rent incl. all utils., + Internet, cable, parking. Near bus line. NS/ partiers/pets, please, I have 2 gentle cats.

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PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Talk with caring agency specializing in matching birthmothers w/ families nationwide.

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HOUSE TO SHARE IN ESSEX Near Essex Outlets.

4-BR w/ 3 other housemates. 6 acres; basketball court.

Screened porch, fireplace, 2.5 BAs. $603/mo. incl. utils.

802-355-3369.

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Pet Professional teeth scaling & polishing For dogs & cats. No drugs or anesthesia.

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Home/garden Aaron Myers for Painting Interior painting & paper hanging.

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Jack of all trades Handyman services Carpentry, painting, kitchens & baths, plumbing, metal asbestos pipe, roofing, drainage systems, buildings jacked, backhoe, dozer, sandblast, jackhammer. Concrete, stone, block, tile. North Country Construction & Painting. 802-4533457, 802-503-6960.

PERSONAL ASSISTANT Housekeeping, yard work, run errands, grocery shop. I’ll even take care of all your secretarial needs.

Fully qualified with over 15 yrs. corporate experience. Don’t sweat the small stuff, let me make your life easier!

Responsible, dependable, loyal, confidential.

Excellent references.

Feel free to do complete background check, I’m as good as gold! Trisha, ez.living@yahoo.com.

Vermont Green Interiors American Clay Earth Plaster, eco-friendly painting & natural flooring installations. Green up your home today!

Call 802-735-1839 for a free estimate. Email questions to info@ vermontgreeninteriors. com.

Moving/ Hauling Fran’s Trucking Serving Cambridge, Jeffersonville & Johnson. Rubbish removal & light trucking. $7 weekly.

Free quote for side jobs.

802-760-6691.

Mother of the Bride dress Lavender, size 10.

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Contractor Home Services Call for handyman repairs, projects, painting, siding, yard work, rototilling, tree removal, metal detecting, hauling needs.

Even windows! 25 yrs. experience, prompt, dependable, insured.

802-655-6869.

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Antiques/ Collectibles Cash For Records & Stereos LPs, 45 RPMs, stereos, concert posters, music memorabilia, instruments. Convenient drop-off in downtown Burlington (corner of Church & Bank). Buy/ sell/trade. Burlington Records, 802-881-0303.

McIntosh Dining Chair Hand-crafted in England. Never used. $200. 802-864-5928.

Nautical Quarterly #7, 25, 28, 30, 31, 46 at $15/each. 802-8645928.

Racoon Coats (2) 1930s coats. Pelts make wonderful ski vests. $50. 802-8645928.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts BUY LOCAL VT Smart Strips Save energy & hundreds of dollars/ year! 25% off Smart Strips Advanced Power Strips. Earth-loving products, community, events, blog. Submitted eco-tips welcome.

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Craftsman Snowthrower 7hp Excellent condition! $375. Easy electric start, self-propelled, 2 stage. Has been used approx. 5x. Runs on gas!

Jim, 802-863-4037.

Turkey Fryer set 30 qt.

King Kooker, 6-piece, 30-qt. deep fryer/ cooker. $60. Electric cooking oil, filter pump incl. Aluminum pot w/ lid. Used 2x! Jim, 802-863-4037.

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888-860-2420. (AAN CAN) JVC 100-CD Player Jukebox!

Comes w/ 2 pieces, great for making custom music compilations. Programmable to automatically play many songs on numerous CDs. Jim, 802-863-4037. $50.

NETGEAR USB print server Mini. Model PS121, brand new, still in plastic wrap.

Complete, incl. 5’ USB cable. Just plug into router. Cost new: $56+.

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(AAN CAN) Sony 50” KDF-E50A10 LCD rear-projection HDTV. Remote & manual.

Comes w/ matching Sony SU-RG11M stand. $400. Serious inquiries only. 373-2022.

Entertainment/ Tickets 2 Further tix?

Looking for 2 tix on July 5, my husband was so disappointed that it sold out so quickly!

802-238-7520.

2 Neko Case Tix Wanted!

Looking for 2 Neko Case tickets for this Friday’s show (cheap seats please). For a 13-year-old & her dad.

Please call 802-7938057 if you’ve got 2 extra tickets (or know someone who does).

Will pay face value + a little extra. Help the next generation develop great taste in live music. Thanks!

Free Stuff Is Your House Haunted?

Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.” Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. 802-881-1171.

Furniture Entertainment Center $100. Solid construction, nice finish, lots of storage, glass door, no scratches or damage.

Dimensions: 19”D x 52”H x 59”L. Jim, 802-8634037, 732-687-1243.

WICKER COFFEE TABLE Rounded corners, shelf underneath for books or magazines, light brown color, 31” L x 18” W x 18.5 H. $50/OBO. 802-863-1537.

Garage/Estate Sales MOVING SALE Sat., March 20 Burlington, 9:00-1:00: furniture, misc. items, women’s clothing 2x & 3x. 120 Hardy Ave.: 1st left after Northgate to Westward Dr, 1st right (Hardy).

Sports Equipment Mountain Bike Mt. Shasta Arrowhead.

Women’s 18”. Teal.

Excellent condition.

All original paperwork & owners manual incl. $99. 802-864-4908.

Pool pump & filtration System for aboveground pool. Waterways pump & Pentair (Rainbow Lifeguard) filter system. $600/ OBO. 802-453-6338.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid.

Info: 802-859-8966.

Two Neko Case Tix Wanted!

Looking for 2 Neko Case tickets for this Friday’s show (cheap seats please). For a 13-year-old & her dad.

Please call 802-7938057 if you’ve got 2 extra tickets (or know someone who does).

Will pay face value + a little extra. Help the next generation develop great taste in live music. Thanks!

Bands/ Musicians Drummer Wanted Singer, guitarist, & bassist looking for drummer replacement. Playing funk, reggae, afrobeat, mostly original music & some obscure covers.

802-324-3327.

Female Vocalist Seeks Band In Addison County, seeks committed musicians. Genres incl. blues, R&B, classic rock, jazz, acoustic, pop/top 40. 802-771-7397.

GAS AND OIL + ODDFELLOWS = Sat., March 20, Gas and Oil open the doors yet again, 8 p.m. at Odd Fellows on North Ave., Burlington, w/ Before Nations, others.

Live Irish Music Traditional music group Longford Row avail. to perform during St Patty’s week & beyond!

For booking info please contact www. longfordrow.com.

Seeking Bassist & Drummer Singer, lead/rhythm guitarist forming 3-piece rock/blues/ funk band. Starting set: covers, few originals. If you’re willing to gig 4/5 nights/week, comfortable touring, contact zeligtheband@live.com.

Seeking guitarist/ vocalist Bassist & drummer seeking a guitarist/ vocalist for adventurous project. Trio-based rock/fusion, emphasis on originals & tight instrumentals. 35 years or older please. boziot@ yahoo.com.

Drum Instruction & more!

Experienced, professional instructor/ musician. Williston, Essex, Burlington areas, & all of central VT. Guitar, bass also offered. Musicspeak Education Program, www.musicspeak.net, 802-793-8387.

Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/ 30 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training.

Individualized, stepby-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: rickbelf@myfairpoint. net, 802-864-7195.

Guitar School of Vermont “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition.

Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. Info: 802-655-5800, www. guitarschoolofvermont. com.

Guitar instruction All styles/levels.

Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College faculty). Info: 802-862-7696, www. paulasbell.com.

Music Lessons Piano, guitar, bass, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles.

25 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in S. Burlington. 802864-7740.

Trombone, Trumpet Lessons Eastman School of Music graduate. Also baritone horn, tuba, piano, composition.

Complimentary lesson for new students. www. octavemode.net.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, more.

All ages/skill levels/ interests! Supportive, professional teacher offering references, results, convenient scheduling. Andy Greene, 802-658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail. com, www.andysmountainmusic.com.

Auditions/ Casting Auditions Narnia the Musical. First Baptist Church (81 St. Paul St.). March 20, 7-9 p.m.; March 21, 1-3 p.m.

Bring song, accompaniment. Ages 8+. Info, www.fctcvt.org.

VT Actors for NYU Film Casting men ages 23-50 & girls ages 6-10.

Auditions March 18-20, Holley Hall, Bristol.

Thurs./Fri. 12-4:30 p.m. & Sat. all day. Emmeline, 917-647-4098, emmeline.wd@gmail. com.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On March 5, 2010, the City of Burlington Burlington International Airport, filed application #4C0331-26 for a Project generally described as: reconstruction of Runway 15-33, addition of 25-foot wide shoulders on each side of Runway 15-33, replacement of the bituminous surface of 1,300 lf at both ends of Runway 15-33 with cement, addition of 25-foot wide shoulders to entire length of Taxiway H on each side, reconstruction of a portion of Taxiway H, addition of additional paved surface to Runway 1-19, addition of 25-foot shoulders on each side of Runway 1-19 and connection to Taxiway A and installation of stormwater collection and treatment systems..

The Project is located on Aviation Drive in the City of South Burlington, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below.

The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before April 6, 2010, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets

the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by April 6, 2010.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 9th day of March 2010.

By /s/Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On March 3, 2010, Green Field Housing, LLC (c/o Richard Colton) filed application # 4C1229 for a project generally described as The construction of a planned residential development consisting of four triplex buildings

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APPROVAL OF 2010 PARKS & RECREATION BOAT SLIP FEES In the year Two Thousand Ten Resolved by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That WHEREAS, City Code of Ordinances, Appendix D, Rules & Regulations of the Burlington Parks & Recreation Department (Parks Rules), Section 2(B)(8) provides that the season's docking permit rates and the mooring registration fees shall be set annually by the Harbor Commission (members of the Parks & Recreation Commission) and approved by the City Council; and WHEREAS, the Harbor Commission (Parks & Recreation Commission) and Finance Board have reviewed the proposed 2010 fees and approved the recommendation of the Parks & Recreation Department as follows:

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Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Monday, March 29, 2010.

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Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 5th day of March, 2010.

By /s/Stephanie H.

Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state.vt.us

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1. 10-0601CA/MA; 180188 Battery Street (BST, Ward 5) ICV Construc-

The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on Tuesday April 6, 2010 at 5:00 p.m. in Contois Auditorium, City Hall to consider the following applications:

tion, Inc. 3/9/10 4:14:04 PM Construct new four story office building with parking structure.

2. 10-0632HO; 37 Northshore Drive (RL, Ward 4) Miguel Bernard-Rivera Home occupation to utilize existing kitchen for baking products.

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shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of

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The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Milton Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below.

The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

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NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that the City Council hereby approves the proposed 2010 fees as listed above for the 2010 season.

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(12 units) with connections to municipal sewer and water. The project is located on West Milton Road at its intersection with Legion Road in the Town of Milton, VT.

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west side of St. Paul Street beginning 30 feet north of Cherry Street and continuing north for 125 feet, effective from 5 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Friday.

5) Mary Henrick Aloi / LJC Inc Establish open air market on the second and fourth Sundays, May through September, 10:00am to 3:00pm.

4. 10-0685CU; 142-144 North Champlain Avenue (NMU, Ward 3) SWB LLC Demolition of fire damaged building.

5. 10-0678VR; 617 Riverside (NMU, Ward 2) Community Health Center of Burlington Request for Variance from height requirements from 35ft to 40ft.

Plans may be viewed in the Planning and Zoning office, (City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington), between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m.

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This may not be the final order in which items will be heard at the meeting.

Please view the final Agenda, at www.ci.burlington. vt.us/planning/drb or posted on the Planning and Zoning Office notice board, one week before the hearing for the specific order in which items will be heard.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 16. Bus stop. (a) The following spaces are hereby designated as bus stops.

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(1) As Written (2) [Reserved.] On the north side of Cherry Street beginning 30 feet west of St. Paul Street and continuing west for 80 feet, effective from 5 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Friday.

(3) through (10) As Written (11) [Reserved.] On the

(12) through (19) As Written (b) As Written Adopted this 18th day of February 2010 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners:

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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances:

Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services

Adopted 2/18/2010; Published 03/17/10; Effective 04/07/10

Sec. 7. No-Parking Areas.

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(103) [Reserved.] On the north side of Cherry Street for a distance of 30 feet, west of St. Paul Street.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances:

No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations: (1) through (102) As Written

(104) [Reserved.] On the west side of St. Paul Street for a distance of 30 feet, north of Cherry Street.

(105) through (288) As Written

(a) No person shall park a vehicle longer than fifteen (15) minutes, between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 10:00 p.m., Sundays and holidays excepted, in the following areas:

(289) [On the north side of Cherry Street, for a distance of 110 feet opposite the entrance to Burlington Square parking garage.] On the south side of Cherry Street beginning at the entrance to the Lakeview Parking Garage and continuing east for 40 feet.

(1) through (25) As Written

(290) through (349) As Written

(26) [Reserved.] On the east side of North Champlain Street beginning 25 feet south of North Street and continuing south for 20 feet.

(350) [Reserved.] On the north side of Cherry Street beginning at the easternmost driveway to 3 Cathedral Square and continuing east for 60 feet.

Sec. 9. Fifteen-Minute Parking.

(27) through (126) As Written (b) No person shall park any vehicle, at any time, longer than 15 minutes at the following locations:

(1) though (28) As Written Adopted this 18th day of February 2010 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services

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a grid layout at 45 foot intervals within a 32+/acre property located off the end of Dubois Drive in South Burlington.

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VESCO has submitted plans for the construction of an electric generation/transmission facility in advance of its submission of an application for a certificate of public good from the Vermont Public Service Board.

PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing in the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, April 6, 2010 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Final plat application #SD-10-07 of Bullrock Corporation to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of five (5) multi-family dwellings for a total of 160 units and a 40 unit congregate housing facility. The amendment consists of constructing a 100 unit assisted living facility 250 Quarry Hill Road.

2. Preliminary and final plat application #SD-1009 of Burlington Properties Limited Partnership to subdivide a 77.6 acre parcel developed with a light manufacturing facility into four (4) lots ranging in size from 4.93 acres to 38.55 acres, 85 Meadowland Drive.

John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall.

The purpose of the Public Hearing will be to provide public input to the Planning Commission as it prepares written recommendations to the Public Service Board.

Pursuant to 24 VSA §4413, electric transmission and generation facilities regulated under 30 VSA §248 are not regulated by municipal zoning or subdivision regulations.

Copies of the plans are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall.

March 17, 2010 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1444-09 CnC Chase Home Finance, LLC, Plaintiff v.

Dean M. Carstensen, Letitia M. Carstensen, Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., General Motors Acceptance Corp., and Occupants residing at 11 Roberts Court f/k/a Lot 15, Milton, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION

March 17, 2010 (351) through (367) As Written (368) [Reserved.] On the east side of North Champlain Street beginning at North Street and continuing south for 25 feet.

(369) through (506) As Written Adopted this 18th day of February 2010 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Tech-

PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON PLANNING COMMISSION Pursuant to 30 VSA §248(f), the South Burlington Planning Commission will hold a public hearing in the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, March 23, 2010 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. VESCO Proposed South Burlington Solar Farm proposal to consist of 498+/- AllSun Solar Tracker solar panels in

THIS SUMMONS IS DIRECTED TO: Letitia M. Carstensen

1. YOU ARE BEING SUED. The Plaintiff has started a lawsuit against you.

A copy of the Plaintiff’s Complaint against you is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court, Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont.

Do not throw this paper away. It is an official paper that affects your rights.

2. PLAINTIFF’S CLAIM. Plaintiff’s claim is a Complaint in Foreclosure

which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated July 17, 2002. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Milton at Volume 245, Page 43. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont.

3. YOU MUST REPLY WITHIN 41 DAYS TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS. You must give or mail the Plaintiff a written response called an Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published, which is March 10, 2010. You must send a copy of your answer to the Plaintiff or the Plaintiff’s attorney, Joshua B. Lobe, located at 30 Kimball Avenue, Suite 306, South Burlington, VT 05403. You must also give or mail your Answer to the Court located at 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont.

4. YOU MUST RESPOND TO EACH CLAIM. The Answer is your written response to the Plaintiff’s Complaint. In your Answer you must state whether you agree or disagree with each paragraph of the Complaint.

If you believe the Plaintiff should not be given everything asked for in the Complaint, you must say so in your Answer.

5. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR CASE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE YOUR WRITTEN ANSWER TO THE COURT. If you do not Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published and file it with the Court, you will lose this case. You will not get to tell your side of the story, and the Court may decide against you and award the Plaintiff everything asked for in the complaint.

6. YOU MUST MAKE ANY CLAIMS AGAINST THE PLAINTIFF IN YOUR REPLY. Your Answer must state any related legal claims you have against the Plaintiff. Your claims against the Plaintiff are called Counterclaims.

If you do not make your Counterclaims in writing in your answer

you may not be able to bring them up at all.

Even if you have insurance and the insurance company will defend you, you must still file any Counterclaims you may have.

7. LEGAL ASSISTANCE. You may wish to get legal help from a lawyer.

If you cannot afford a lawyer, you should ask the court clerk for information about places where you can get free legal help. Even if you cannot get legal help, you must still give the court a written Answer to protect your rights or you may lose the case.

ORDER The Affidavit duly filed in this action shows that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods provided in Rules 4(d)-(f), (k), or (l) of the Vermont Rules of Civil Procedure. Accordingly, it is ORDERED that service of the Summons set forth above shall be made upon the defendant, Letitia M. Carstensen, by publication as provided in Rule[s] [4(d)(l) and] 4(g) of those Rules.

This order shall be published once a week for 2 weeks beginning on March 10, 2010 in the Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Chittenden County, and a copy of this summons and order as published shall be mailed to the defendant, Letitia M. Carstensen, if an address is known.

Bay Drive, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants.

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated July 7, 2005 from Robert K. Bain and Dawn M. Bain to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Flexpoint Funding Corporation.

Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on July 13, 2005 in Volume 530, Pages 556-573 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Flexpoint Funding Corporation to Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas, f/k/a Banker’s Trust Company, as Trustee and Custodian for IXIS 2005-HE3,

by Saxon Mortgage Services, Inc., f/k/a Meritech Mortgage Services, Inc., as its Attorney-in-Fact,

by Assignment dated February 12, 2008 and recorded on February 22, 2008 in Volume 606, Page 264 of the Town of Colchester Land Records.

Hon. Helen Toor Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court

The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 o’clock PM, on the 9th day of April, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 318 Eagle Bay Drive, Colchester, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole.

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Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas f/k/a Banker’s Trust Company, as Trustee and Custodian for IXIS 2005-HE3,

by Saxon Mortgage Services, Inc., f/k/a Meritech Mortgage Services, Inc., as its Attorney-in-Fact, Plaintiff, v Robert K. Bain and Dawn M. Bain, and Any Other Occupants of 318 Eagle

To wit: “Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Robert K. Bain and Dawn M. Bain

by Warranty Deed of Thomas J. Hergenrother and Rachel D. Hergenrother dated 22 August 1991 and recorded in Volume 183, Page 403 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester.

“A lot of land with all buildings thereon situated on the easterly side of Eagle Park Drive, socalled, the newly erected dwelling house on said lot being known and designated as No. 35 Eagle Park Drive, said land hav-

Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 24th day of February, 2010.

sevendaysvt.com/classifieds ing a frontage on Eagle Park Drive of 120.00 feet and uniform width, and a uniform depth of 142.10 feet, all interior angles being 90’, comprising 17,052 square feet, and being all of Lot No.. 15 as shown on a plan of Eagle Park Sub-Division, Colchester, Vermont, dated February, 1973, revised July 27, 1973 and recorded in Plat Book 1 on Page 81 of the Town of Colchester Records.

“Reference is hereby made to the above instruments and to the records and references contained therein in further aid of this description.”

Terms of Sale:

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Wells Fargo Bank, NA, as Trustee, Plaintiff, v Orton A. Bunbury and Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Fremont Investment and Loan, and Any Other Occupants of 60 Meadow Lane, Shelburne, Vermont, Defendants.

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated January 30, 2006 from Orton A. Bunbury to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Fremont Investment & Loan. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on February 2, 2006 in Volume 332, Pages 415-434 of the Town of Shelburne Land Records.

The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Fremont Investment & Loan, to Wells Fargo Bank, NA, as Trustee under Pooling and Servicing Agreement Dated as of July 1, 2006 Securitized Asset Backed Receivables, LLC, Trust 2006-FR3 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates, Series 2006-FR3, by an Assignment dated August 10, 2007 and recorded on August 17, 2007 in Volume 346, Page 614 of the Town of Shelburne Land Records.

Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (tenthousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale.

The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms

The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400.

By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: March 17, 2010 March 24, 2010 March 31, 2010 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1738-08 CnC

Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for Saxon Asset Securities Trust 2005-2, Plaintiff, v Merton W. Huntley and Pamela Huntley, and Any Other Occupants of 42 Franklin Street, Winooski, Vermont, Defendants.

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated April 25, 2005 from Merton W. Huntley and Pamela Huntley to America’s Moneyline, Inc. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on May 4, 2005 in Volume 163, Pages 443-462 of the City of Winooski Land Records.

The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from America’s Moneyline, Inc., to Saxon Funding Management, Inc., by Assignment Deed dated April 25, 2005 and recorded on May 4, 2005 in Volume 163, Pages 463-464 of the City of Winooski Land Records.

The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were

further assigned from Saxon Funding Management, Inc., to Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for Saxon Asset Securities Trust 2005-2 by Assignment dated December 18, 2008 and recorded on December 31, 2008 in Volume 195, Page 422 of the City of Winooski Land Records.

The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 2:00 o’clock PM, on the 9th day of April, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 42 Franklin Street, Winooski, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole.

To wit: “Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Merton W. Huntley and Pamela Huntley by Warranty Deed of Kenat, Inc., dated June 27, 2000 and recorded in the Land Records of the City of Winooski In Book 115, Page 285.

“A parcel of land with dwelling house and garage thereon located on the westerly side of Franklin Street in the City of Winooski, the dwelling house thereon being known and designated as 42 Franklin Street.”

Reference is made to the above-mentioned deeds and records contained therein all in further aid of this description.”

Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (tenthousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale.

The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The prop-

Post & browse ads at your convenience. erty will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.

The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400.

By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: March 17, 2010 March 24, 2010 March 31, 2010 STATE OF VERMONT FRANKLIN COUNTY, SS. FRANKLIN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S 568-08 Fc VERMONT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v.

ROBERT J. REYNOLDS, JENNIFER S. REYNOLDS, and Occupants of 2665 Oakland Station Road, Georgia, Vermont, Defendants.

Oakland Station Road, Georgia, Vermont, all and the singular the premises described more particularly in the said mortgage, subject to any unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any: To wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Robert J. Reynolds and Jennifer S. Reynolds by Quitclaim Deed of Robert J. Reynolds dated August 27, 2007, of record in Volume 191, Page 308 of the Land Records of the Town of Georgia.

Also being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Robert J. Reynolds by Quitclaim Deed of Robert J. Reynolds and Cherie A. Reynolds dated December 5,2006, of record in Volume 186, Page 596 of the Town of Georgia Land Records.

Also being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Robert J. Reynolds and Cherie A. Reynolds by Quitclaim Deed of Robert J. Reynolds, dated April 8, 2004, of record in Volume 162, Page 649 of the Land Records of the Town of Georgia.

Also being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Robert J. Reynolds by Warranty Deed of Gary P. Reed and Gloria J. Reed dated August 8, 1994, of record in Volume 97, Pages 435436 of the Land Records of the Town of Georgia

NOTICE OF SALE Terms of Sale: In accordance with the Amended Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale, dated January 19, 2010, and by virtue of and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given

by Robert J. Reynolds and Jennifer S. Reynolds to Vermont Federal Credit Union, dated October 10, 2007, and recorded in Volume 192 at Page 456 of the Town of Georgia Land Records, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing, the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:30 am on the 5th day of April, 2010, at the property located at 2665

Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000.00) paid in cash, treasurer’s check or certified check at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Closing to take place within forty five (45) days of the auction. The sale is subject to unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any.

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HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT AT ANY TIME BEFORE THE FORECLOSURE SALE, THE MORTGAGOR HAS A RIGHT TO PETITION THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE COUNTY IN WHICH THE MORTGAGED PREMISES ARE SITUATED, WITH SERVICE UPON THE MORTGAGEE, AND UPON SUCH BOND AS THE COURT MAY REQUIRE, TO ENJOIN THE SCHEDULED FORECLOSURE SALE. FAILURE TO INSTITUTE SUCH PETITION AND COMPLETE SERVICE SHALL THEREAFTER BAR ANY ACTION OR RIGHT OF ACTION OF THE MORTGAGOR BASED ON THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE

BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER TO CONDUCT THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE

BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER WITH THE NOTICE REQUIREMENTS AND OTHER CONDITIONS OF SECTION 4532 OF TITLE 12. AN ACTION TO RECOVER DAMAGES RESULTING FROM THE SALE OF THE PREMISES ON THE DATE OF THE SALE MAY BE COMMENCED AT ANY TIME WITHIN ONE YEAR FOLLOWING THE DATE OF THE SALE, BUT NOT THEREAFTER. Dated at South Burlington, Vermont this 22nd day of February, 2010.

By: Michael D. Johnson, Esq. Johnson & Finnigan, LLP There will be a public sale of personal property belonging to Robert Billings Jr. at 15 Lime Rock Road #5 South Burlington, Vt., a self storage facility, at 11:00am on 3-27-10. The sale of goods will be sold in the usual manner in any recognized market of this sort.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Johnson & Finnigan, LLP, 80 Midas Drive, 3rd Floor, South Burlington, Vermont 05403, telephone (802) 660-9393.

THE MORTGAGOR IS

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The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 2:45 o’clock PM, on the 9th

To wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Orton A. Bunbury by Warranty Deed of Maja Smith and Edward Johnson Hamilton dated January 30, 2006 of record in Volume 332, at Page 413 of the Shelburne Land Records.

“A lot of land with all buildings thereon situated on the southerly side of a proposed road that runs easterly from US Route No. 7 in the Town of Shelburne and having a frontage on said proposed road of 100 feet, a west line of 120.6 feet, a south line of 100 feet and an east line of 120.6 feet that faces another proposed road that runs parallel with US Route No. 7. Being Lot No. 4 A as shown on a Plan entitled “Plan of Lots- Section A Marsett and Ockert Property” dated December 2, 1958 and recorded in Volume A (Plans), Page 130 of the Town of Shelburne Land Records. Included herein is a right of way to the herein conveyed premises from US Route No. 7 until such time as said right of way is accepted by the Town of Shelburne as a public street.”

are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.

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Publication Dates: March 17, 2010 March 24, 2010 March 31, 2010

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The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff

day of April, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 60 Meadow Lane, Shelburne, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole.

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Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (tenthousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale.

The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.

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CHITTENDEN FAMILIES TOGETHER MEETING: Wednesday, March 31, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Vermont Family Network Conference Room, 600 Blair Park Rd. #240, Williston. Young adults will speak about their experiences with living in communities in a variety of situations. FT parents are encouraged to bring their adult family members to join in the informal conversation about living options and lifelong learning. Contact: Jan Hancock, 876-5315 ext. 215, jan.hancock@ vtfn.org.

DIGESTIVE SUPPORT GROUP: Join this open support group, hosted by Carrie Shamel, and gain information regarding digestive disorders. If you suffer from any kind of digestive disorder or discomfort this is the place for you!

Open to all. Meets the first Monday of every month in the Healthy Living Learning Center.

For more information contact Carrie Shamel at carrie.shamel@gmail. com. www.llleus.org/ state/vermont/html.

AL-ALNON IN ST. JOHNSBURY: Tues. & Thurs., 7 p.m., Kingdom Recovery Center (Dr. Bob’s birthplace), 297 Summer St., St. Johnsbury. Sat., 10 a.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, Cherry St., St. Johnsbury.

NAMI CONNECTION (National Alliance on Mental Illness): Free Peer-based recovery support group for people living with or facing the challenges of mental illness. This is a group that focuses on allowing participants to share their experiences and learn from each other in a safe environment.

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BENNINGTON: Every Tuesday, 6-7:30 p.m., St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 200 Pleasant Street. BURLINGTON: Every Thursday, 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s

Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street.

ESSEX JUNCTION: 2nd Saturday of the month, 2-3:30 p.m., Congregational Church, 39 Main Street.

MONTPELIER: 1st and 3rd Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m., Kellogg-Hubbard Library, East Montpelier Room (basement).

RANDOLPH: Every Wednesday, 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N. Main Street.

RUTLAND: Every Monday, 7-8:30 p.m., Wellness Center (Rutland Mental Health), 78 South Main St. ST. JOHNSBURY: Every Thursday, 6:30-8 p.m., Universalist Unitarian Church, 47 Cherry Street. 1-800639-6480, connection@ namivt.org.

ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS, ACA is a 12-Step program for people that grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. We meet in a mutually respectful, safe environment and acknowledge our common experiences. We discover how childhood affected us in the past and influences us in the present. Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St., Burlington. For info contact Emily at 802-922-6609, emily@ intrapersonalcoaching. com.

FREE QUIT SMOKING GROUPS: Offered through the VT Quit Network Fletcher Allen Quit in Person program in your community. The 4-week groups are designed to help you quit and stay quit with a focus on tailoring a plan for you to succeed.

The program provides 8-weeks of free patches, gum, or lozenges.

Facilitated by a certified Tobacco Treatment Specialist. Call 847-6541 or wellness@vtmednet. org, www.vtquitnetwork.org.

SEEKING ACTIVE RETIREES: To form a social group.

Snowshoeing, theater, biking, hiking, kayaking, etc. Please call 802864-0604. Lv. msg. if no answer.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS (NA): Drug Problem? We Can Help. If you think you have a problem with drugs, including alcohol, give yourself a break.

Narcotics Anonymous is a fellowship for individuals who have a desire to recover from the disease of addiction. NA offers a practical and proven way to live and enjoy life without the use of drugs. To find an NA Meeting near you in Vermont or Northern

New York, please go to http://www.cvana.org/ Meetinglist.pdf or call our 24-hour, toll free, confidential number, (866) 580-8718 or (802) 862-4516. For more information about NA, please go to http:// www.na.org/?ID=ipsindex and click on “>Is NA for Me? CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP AND FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at The Bagel Cafe, Ethan Allen Shopping Center, N. Ave., Burlington. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport).

ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous.

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IS FOOD A PROBLEM FOR YOU? Do you eat when you’re not hungry? Do you go on eating binges for no apparent reason? Is your weight affecting the way you live your life? Call Overeaters Anonymous, 863-2655.

GIRL POWER: Learn about your inner power through meditation, sacred space, healing energy modalities. Connect and attune to empower & enlighten, expand your sense of awareness, network with others your age, find peer support within this ongoing monthly group.

Please bring a notebook journal, writing utensil and a folding chair.

Ages 12-18. First Sat of each month at 4 p.m. at Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Rt. 7, Milton.

To reserve space call Michele, 802-893-9966, moonlightgiftshoppe@ yahoo.com.

CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided.

Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children.

Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) This support group functions as a community and

educational group. We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. 223-7638 for more information.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee. This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-4799450, or ljlivendale@ yahoo.com.

BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction?

We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-343-2027.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and

co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors.

For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA) Announcing a new 12step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting. Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings? People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington.

802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?”

A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions.

Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-8613150.

LUPUS SUPPORT GROUP Last support group meeting for the summer meets June 17, 6:30-8 p.m. at the Howard Center, 1138 Pine St., Burlington. Facilitator: Coleen Lillie. Call 802-488-6663 for more details.

BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Rd., Williston.

Info, 660-8797. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment?

This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness.

This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com.

COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 50-65, forming for friendship and fun.

Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/

weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol. com.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step group. Women only. Do you have problems with your relationships? Are you unable to leave an unhealthy romantic relationship? We can help. Call Valerie, 802-825-4643.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne.

For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802-985-8600.

WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence. Please call 864-0555 ext. 20 for information.

LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild, and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802-734-0695.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide.

Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, 802-446-3577.

6:30-8:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month.

GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided. The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register.

ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 655-9136

or email kgcromey@ aol.com.

SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness.

The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening, as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc.

Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre.

Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous.

For more info please call 802-863-2655.

AL-ANON Family group 12-step.

Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:302:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St., Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m.

Colchester evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the ground floor boardroom from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/ management of addictions, compulsions and their resulting imbalances on our lives.

Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol?

Work? Sex? Television?

Food? Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a nonjudgmental atmosphere.

Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on

strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802-399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@ gmail.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROPIN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome, weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6-8 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room.

LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713.

HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/ AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self-acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and, with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what positive living has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094.

SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions.

Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@ cs.com STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, etc.

Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com.

MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS2345.

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The Lake Champlain Land Trust, a non-profit organization protecting Lake Champlain's islands, shorelands, and natural areas since 1978, is seeking candidates for a position to assist with many aspects of operating a regional land trust. The successful candidate will be proficient in managing all aspects of a busy non-profit organization; will direct our stewardship and monitoring program; and assist with fundraising, grant writing, and community outreach events.

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HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION CASE MANAGER Human Rights Commission

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Apply substantive state and federal antidiscrimination law to fact patterns supplied by potential complainants. Provide information and referral services as necessary. Engage the parties in informal efforts to resolve the complaint under supervision of the executive director. Provide fiscal, personnel, office and grants management to five person office.

We are seeking a highly motivated person with BA plus three years of professional experience in a law office or human resource setting who has sound analytical skills and the ability to master the fundamentals of state anti-discrimination laws, strong and effective writing skills and excellent organizational skills. You must have strong interpersonal skills and an ability to manage conflict and the ability to multitask while paying great attention to detail.

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Preferred, but not required: working knowledge of State’s financial systems including VISION and the State’s personnel system. Database development and/or management experience.

Website development and/or management experience.

The State of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package. To apply, use the online job application at www.careers.vermont.gov or contact the Department of Human Resources, Recruitment Services at (800) 640-1657 (voice) or (800) 253-0192 (TTY/Relay Service). The State of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Interested candidates should apply to: Robert Appel, Executive Director, Human Rights Commission, 14-16 Baldwin St., Montpelier, VT 05633-6301 or email robert.appel@state.vt.us.

Montpelier – Full-Time. Exempt. Application Deadline: 4/1/2010. www.careers.vermont.gov

Starksboro: Common Ground Center (www.cgcvt.org - 802453-2592) is looking for good communicator and people-person to assist with all areas of work.

Qualifications: friendly, skilled writer, self-starter, good follow-through, flexible, cooperative team player. CGC is a 700acre nonprofit family and retreat center. Resume and writing sample to Jim@cgcvt.org by 3/22/10.

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Free Admission • Meet over 60 exhibitors Bring your resume and talk to employers: Adecco, Autumn Harp, BodySoul Spa & School, Burlington College, Champlain Valley AHEC, Community College of VT, Department of Homeland Security, NT Service Center, Energizer, Franklin County Industrial Development Corp., Franklin County Business & Professional Women, Franklin County Rehab Center/Holiday House, Franklin County Sheriff's Office, Franklin Grand Isle Community Action/CVOEO, Franklin Grand Isle Workforce Investment Board, Green Mountain Coffee Roasters, Green Mountain Transit Agency (GMTA), Hampton Inn, IBM, International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Local 300, Jay Peak Resort, Job Corps. Del-Jen, Inc., JobslnVT. Com, Johnson State College, Jolley Associates, Kelly Educational Staffing, Local 693 Plumbers & Pipefitters, Lyndon State College, Manpower, NCSS Jobs/Employment Services, Northwest Technical Center, Northwestern Counseling & Support Services, Northwestern Medical Center, Norwich University, O'Briens Aveda Institute, PBM Nutritionals LLC, Peoples Trust Company, Pike Industries, Rock-Tenn Co., Smugglers’ Notch Resort, Southern Vermont College, Spherion Staffing, St. Albans Co-operative Creamery, Inc., Stampin' Up Demonstrator, The Abbey Group, The Salon Professional Academy, US Army, US Navy, US Small Business Administration, Union Institute & University, VT Adult Learning, VT Agency of Transportation, VT Army National Guard, VT Associates For Training & Development Inc., VT Dept. of Labor, VT Campaign for Health Care Security Education Fund, VT State Police, VT Student Assistance Corp. (VSAC), VT Technical College, VT Youth Conservation Corps, VocRehabNABIR, Westaff, and more!

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Responsible for membership recruitment and retention, needs assessments for services, and promotion of Girl Scouting.

Experience with supervision, public speaking, recruitment and volunteer management required.

Based in Essex Junction, Vt. An EEO Employer.

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Armistead is looking for LIVE-IN caregivers.

HUBER +SUHNER Excellence in Connectivity Solutions

Live-in caregivers spend 3 to 4 days at a time living with a senior.

Caregivers are provided a private room with periods of downtime and uninterrupted sleep. Caregivers may provide assistance with some personal care, companionship and household tasks.

Visit us online at www.armisteadinc.com to fi ll out an application.

Email Sara at sara@armisteadinc.com with questions.

HUBER+SUHNER, Inc. is engaged in the manufacture of high-quality RF connectors, high performance cable assemblies, lightning protectors, antennas, passive components and telecommunications systems.

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Develop, implement and coordinate a lean manufacturing culture including identifying best practices and leveraging across the business.

Oversee management of all areas of Manufacturing and Logistics to produce products and direct activities so that approved products are manufactured and delivered on-schedule and within quality standards and cost objectives. Direct quality assurance, environmental and manufacturing engineering activities for North America and facility maintenance and safety programs for Essex. Responsible for the design, development and improvement of products and processes in accordance with established objectives.

Qualifications: Technical bachelor’s degree required. 12+ years experience in manufacturing environment with increasing career advancement movement, preferably in a process-oriented operations and/or related industry. Minimum 5 years experience managing a significant segment of a large manufacturer or the entire operation of a smaller manufacturer. Must have a background in Lean Manufacturing principles. Proven ability to lead people and get results from others. Proven experience in implementing continuous improvement methodology across a global manufacturing and supply chain base. Complete understanding of ERP systems, preferably BaaN or SAP. Excellent interpersonal and communication skills. Some travel is required.

The HUBER+SUHNER Group is a leading global supplier of electrical and optical connectivity components and systems.

Our customers in the communications, transport and industrial segments value us highly as specialists with profound application know-how. We unite radio frequency technology, fiber optics and low frequency technology under one roof.

Responsible for supply chain fulfillment for global key accounts. Manage customer demand requirements through ERP purchasing functions and web-based customer demand portals.

We offer a competitive salary and benefit program and the opportunity to join a well established company. If you believe you have the necessary qualifications and would like to join our team, please forward your resume with salary history to: hsi.resumes@hubersuhner.com or fax to +1 (802) 878-7843, Attn: Human Resources Director

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Diversion Enhancement & Assessment

Statewide Coordinator

Work in partnership with Vermont's 14 Court Diversion programs to implement initiative using evidence-based screening tool and case management planning with young people who have violated the law. Coordinator will organize and facilitate statewide and regional trainings; provide individual consultation to staff and volunteers; collaborate with youth justice partners at local and statewide level; prepare fiscal and program reports; and coordinate with evaluators.

Experience with Vermont youth and criminal justice systems, youth development and support, case management, motivational interviewing, volunteer training desirable.

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Qualifications: Bachelor's degree required plus three to four years supply chain experience, preferably with international purchasing and planning.

Negotiation, organization, Microsoft Word and Excel, MRP. Strong interpersonal skills.

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• Salary range low to mid $40,000s with full benefit package • Significant travel and some evening work • Various options for office location Send letter and resume by March 29 to: Vermont Association of Court Diversion Programs PO Box 873, Montpelier, VT 05602

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TENURE-TRACK FACULTY COMPOSITION FALL 2010 Clinton Community College, a member of the State University of New York, invites applications for a tenure-track faculty position, effective with the Fall 2010 semester. Responsibilities include teaching the equivalent of 15 credit hours per semester in developmental and freshman composition.

Additional duties include conducting scheduled office hours for student conferences, academic advisement, participation on college committees and continuing professional growth. A master’s degree in composition/rhetoric is required. Two years’ experience teaching writing at the college level is preferred.

A commitment to teaching writing is vital. Applicants who do not meet the minimum qualifications as stated are encouraged to put in writing precisely how their background and experience have prepared them for the responsibilities of the position and provide appropriate references. Detailed information and application are available at www.clinton.edu/hr/jobs.aspx.

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Northend Hardwoods, a growing retail lumber, plywood and custom millwork company located in Lyndonville, Vt., seeks an experienced

Needed: Location: Responsibilities:

retail sales associate for part-/full-time work at our Williston location. Previous woodworking knowledge would be beneficial, but we will train the right candidate.

A great attitude is what we are looking for.

Come grow with us!

Please stop by our store located at 31 Adams Drive in Williston for an application or forward a resume to the attention of Carl Farnsworth, carl@northendhardwoods.com.

is seeking a full-time PSYCHOTHERAPIST to provide individual and group psychotherapy to a small caseload of clients in a comprehensive mental health program serving young adults with dual-diagnosis.

Must be able to work in a collaborative style with other members of a multidisciplinary treatment team; must have communication, relationship and clinical skills.

Qualifications: master's degree, license eligible and experience required.

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Colchester, VT 1. Office PC troubleshooting and repair, IBM E Series server administration, handheld PC support, IP Phone system administration, remote backup, remote assistance, network support and some Windows Server 2008 administration.

2. The selected candidate will also be trained to design and produce advertising signs, banners and other materials which advertise our products.

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COTS is seeking a results-driven3/15/10 professional to lead our talented development team.

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DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR The Development Director has the responsibility to create an annual development plan which ensures strategic revenue growth across all funding streams; to oversee and manage major fundraising events and grant writing; to design and implement a public education and media plan; and to lead and manage a creative development team.

The successful candidate will bring commitment to our mission along with five years of successful 10:55:00 AM development experience; outstanding writing and presentation skills; proven ability to plan campaigns; and the ability to lead and manage a creative team of successful fundraisers. Experience with social media tools and a knowledge of our community will be helpful.

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Vermont Public Radio is looking for a person who’s organized, detail oriented, creative and dedicated to journalism to work as a part-time producer for Vermont Edition, VPR’s daily news magazine program.

Candidates should enjoy working as part of a team to develop timely and dynamic interview segments in a fast-paced, deadline-oriented environment. Strong interviewing, writing, organizational and communication skills are a must. Duties also include posting to the website and some audio editing.

Knowledge of Vermont and Northeast politics and culture is preferred.

Candidates should have a bachelor’s degree and 1-3 years experience in journalism or broadcasting. For more information and to apply, visit VPR.net.

VPR is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity, and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website at www.nefcu.com to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

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Part-time hours: Monday-Friday, 3:15-7:15 One Saturday per month 8:45-3:15 (20 hours/week).

Opportunity exists for a part-time teller at our Harvest Lane branch. Qualified candidates must project a friendly and personable demeanor, have effective communication skills, be detailed and knowledgeable with computers and be accurate. Cash handling and customer service experience required.

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Part-time hours: Monday 12-4:15, Tuesday-Thursday 12-5:15 and Friday, 11:45-4:15 (23 hours/week).

Opportunity exists for a part-time teller at our Shelburne Road branch. Qualified candidates must project a friendly and personable demeanor, have effective communication skills, be detailed and knowledgeable with computers and be accurate. Cash handling and customer service experience required.

NEFCU enjoys an employer-of-choice distinction with turnover averaging less than 10%. More than 96% of our staff of 165 say NEFCU is a great place to work (2009 Annual Staff Survey). If you believe you have the qualifications to contribute to this environment, please send your resume and cover letter to: HR@nefcu.com.

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Provide case management services to homeless single adults as they transition into housing. Case Managers provide a full range of direct services to clients while working as a team within COTS’ programs and with community partners.

Willingness to learn and work with individuals with mental health, medical, substance abuse and employment issues required. Good written and verbal communication also required. Previous experience with homeless population, crisis intervention and housing is desirable. Qualifications: BSW or BA in a related discipline plus three to five years of relevant work experience or a combination of experience and education from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired.

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Town of Georgia Planning Coordinator Duties include administration of the Town’s subdivision and site plan regulations, assisting the public with permit applications, and assisting the planning commission with development review and regulatory updates. Candidates must possess strong organizational and communication skills.

Attendance at semimonthly evening meetings, a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation required. Knowledge of local government and land-use planning a plus. This position is part time (24 hours/week) with benefits.

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Greensboro Wonder & Wisdom (www.wonderwisdom.org) is looking for a Children’s Program Director for after-school and summer enrichment programs for children ages 6-12. Wonder & Wisdom™ programming honors the whole child utilizing innovative, social/emotional approaches to learning and play. Applicants must have a minimum of a bachelor's degree in child development, education or related human service field, four years of related program delivery experience, and two years of supervisory experience.

25 hours/week with opportunities to expand to full time with program expansion. Possibilities include mentoring, curriculum development, and/or Teacher Professional Development design. Greensboro is a small, rural town in the Heart of Vermont™. Contact us at info@ wonderwisdom.org for more information. Applications due by March 31, 2010.

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As a devoted carnivore with friends who are vegans, I’m eager to find places where we can break bread together.

This popular vegan restaurant on the eternally hopping Boulevard St-Laurent fills the bill.

juice, flax protein and organic sugar), Ken does his best to be diplomatic. “So, what’s good here?” He’s fine with vegetarian fare, but after a couple of minutes with the menu, it has just registered that dairy isn’t an option. And he’s not a fan of soy.

I steer him past the veggie lox, tofu and seitan dishes to the Soul Food section of the menu. Choices include house chili with guacamole; roasted potatoes topped with chili and sour cream; portobello burgers with caramelized onions on a whole wheat bun; and the Assiette Mumbai, a square plate filled to overflowing with organic brown rice, will lew

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chickpea-and-potato curry, salad and chutney — which he orders.

I consider a Dragon Bowl, with brown rice and shredded veggies topped with dragon sauce (which contains nutritional yeast, miso and maple syrup). But in the end I choose the Sirocco: grilled eggplant, hummus, roasted red peppers, lettuce and olive tapenade, wrapped in the restaurant’s signature chapati.

I know from experience that the flatbread sandwiches are huge, but when I learn the soup du jour is cauliflower and curry with butternut squash, I can’t resist. The golden yellow soup is both sweet and savory, with yummy florets for texture, and lots of heat.

Ken’s curried-chickpea-and-potato combo is a nondescript color but bursting with flavor. A bite of the curry together with the chutney produces a heavenly synergy. My sandwich is everything I’d hoped for: a rich mix of flavors and textures rolled into a soft, warm flatbread the size of a dinner plate. It requires two hands to hold; when I’ve eaten half, I realize I’ve met my match.

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Popular is an apt descriptor for Aux Vivres. Five minutes after a young, parka-clad woman on the street has shown us the finer points of paying for parking with a credit card (the secret is to retract your card quickly), we run into her at the restaurant entrance. Despite an armload of takeout, she holds the door for us and says, “You’re going to love it.”

There is much to love in this bright, cheerful space where the chapatis are made to order, desserts are designed to be shared, and the servers have the bearing and equanimity of yoga instructors. While the place isn’t exactly serene — servers hustle as they deliver food to four dining rooms, each one loud with conversation — blond beams and booths, mostly white walls and minimalist pendant lamps provide a calming vibe.

We’re seated at a square, Formicatopped table near the juice bar, with middle-aged couples and young families as neighbors. As I read about the freshly squeezed juices and exotic smoothies on the menu (La Vie en Rose contains berries, banana, soy-coconut milk, orange

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Ken is happy with his meal, but I want to win him over to vegan cooking and know just how to do it: I order a whopping wedge of Choco-apple layer cake. The chocolate is dark and intense — sweet but not too sweet — with tender slices of apple in every other bite.

Including a Fair Trade latte and a pot of Japanese genmaicha green tea, tax and tip, our dinner costs $44.79. We leave with leftovers and the satisfaction of having found a vegan restaurant that keeps carnivores happy.

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At this sophisticated café-bistro in genteel Outremont, the late-night menu puts a refined dining experience within reach — two courses cost $22 after 10 p.m., yielding a savings of up to half the normal cost.

At this price, you might expect reduced service, small servings and unimpressive presentations, but no. The eight starters and eight mains are updated takes on traditional French cuisine.

Some come directly from the regular menu; others are successful variations.

Many change with the season.

We’ve reserved a table for two near the front of the main dining room. The open space reminds me of a swanky city apartment, with mahogany paneling, subdued lighting and Brazilian jazz hovering over the sea of voices. Set with starched white linen and silver, our table has plenty of room for oversized round plates, water and wine glasses, and the generous bread basket that arrives soon after we sit down. At 10:30, the restaurant is nearly full, and a handful of people wait inside the door.

The house-smoked salmon is always on the menu, and it does just what a starter should: assuages my hunger, engages my palate and piques my interest in what will follow. Thin slices of pale, silky salmon are served with squares of lightly toasted baguette, minced onion and intense, salty caper buds, artfully spooned into half a hard-boiled egg white. To my delight, the dish contains caper berries as well — less salty, and resembling small pods.

Ken’s salad of frisée and chèvre is called croustillant de chèvre — and the word croustillant, which means crunchy, not only describes the cheese

but hints at the plate’s varied textures.

The frisée is crisp, prickly and slightly bitter, and the outer shell of the panfried round of goat cheese has the snap of buttery, baked filo dough. Beneath the crust, the cheese is creamy, warm and wonderfully tangy. A smattering of toasted walnuts ups the crunch quotient. I would have been happy with this salad as my meal.

Ken maintains that you can never go wrong with confit de canard in a French restaurant, and orders his main course accordingly. He’s right: The tender, moist duck-leg confit, served with roasted fingerling potatoes and glistening greens, transports us both to France.

I’m thinking of a previous meal at Leméac — Cornish game hen served with polenta fries on a bed of delicately stewed tomatoes and fresh spinach — when my warm dinner salad arrives. If I can’t have the frisée and chèvre, this will do nicely: a mound of baby spinach

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topped with a poached egg and strewn with shaved Parmigiano-Reggiano.

Underneath the greens are more sautéed haricots vert than I can eat, slices of roasted red and orange pepper, and cubes of subtly smoked lardons.

Everything is coated with an unctuous dressing made with truffle oil. The result is rich and aromatic.

Coffee and tea are included in the late-night price, but wine isn’t. A French meal without wine? C’est impossible! Our server recommends a Côtes du Rhone; we have one glass each, despite the hefty price tag of $24. We have no room for dessert, though we’re tempted by the idea of splitting a chocolate mousse served with a chocolate madeleine and a lacy, chocolate-covered tuile.

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Some 40-plus years later, they are virtually the last band standing from a legendary era of American music that included The Byrds, The Flying Burrito Brothers and the Eagles.

NGDB are perhaps best known for their seminal 1972 recording Will the Circle Be Unbroken, widely regarded as the record that legitimized country-rock in the eyes (and ears) of country music’s old guard in Nashville — in part because country icons such as Roy Acuff, Earl Scruggs and Mother Maybelle Carter appeared on it. Their prodigious and stylistically varied canon since — including two equally star-studded new volumes of Circle released in 1989 and 2002, respectively — has cemented the three-time-Grammy-winning band’s legacy as a unifying force in American rock, country and roots music.

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SEVEN DAYS: NGDB actually predates many bands often cited as progenitors of country-rock. But groups such as The Flying Burrito Brothers and the Eagles typically figure more prominently in that discussion. Why do you think that is?

JEFF HANNA: Well, we started before The Flying Burrito Brothers. But they were playing country-rock around the same time. In fact, they might have even predated us a little bit. Poco, too. But I think the attention the Burritos get has partly to do with the legend of Gram [Parsons]. He was not only a contributor to the early pioneering form of country-rock, he was also a rock star. In every way. There was a mystique about the guy. He’s in that pantheon of people like Janis Joplin and Hendrix and Jim Morrison. There’s the legend and the music.

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those folks, was The Band. They were our heroes. We related to them the most, musically. They had a mountain-y aspect with the mandolin and accordion and the way they used the fiddle. It wasn’t a steel-guitar thing.

SD: Take me back to SoCal in the mid’60s.

JH: Well, when we first started in 1966, we were playing shows with The Doors, Buffalo Springfield. There was this brandnew band called Steppenwolf. And it was amazing. Of course, we were a jug band at the time. But we were right in mainstream rock ’n’ roll. Why we were there, we have no idea. But there we were with Jefferson Airplane and all these crazy gigs.

SD: When did country-rock come into the equation?

JH: In the late 1960s we began this other journey, musically. We actually broke up for a while. And I went off and played in Linda Ronstadt’s band for about six or eight months. And I learned a lot. A real education in country-rock. Then John McEuen and I talked about re-forming the band and maybe adding a guy or two. And we were

off and running with this new lineup and a new knowledge of how to play this music.

And that became what I call the Troubadour era.

SD: As in the LA nightclub?

JH: Yeah. It became kind of the watering hole for that kind of music. You could walk through the bar any night and hear people like Linda and Jackson [Browne] singing in a booth.

SD: Wow. JH: It was great. But it didn’t seem as remarkable at the time. It was just our pals.

SD: You mentioned “Jackson.” That’s a great “Jeopardy” question, isn’t it, that Jackson Browne got his start in NGDB? JH: When we first started playing we hung out at a club called The Paradox, us, Jackson, Steve Noonan and Tim Buckley, who is more famous now as Jeff Buckley’s dad. But Tim was great, an astounding songwriter.

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SD: [Chuckles] Oh, I think I may have heard of her…

JH: [Laughs] Anyhow, that’s how that all happened. We’re still friends.

SD: NGDB were one of the first country-rock bands that the country music establishment in Nashville really accepted. What do you attribute that to?

JH: I think because of the [Will the Circle Be Unbroken] record, our “bonafides” were considered to be OK. We weren’t just trying to get airplay. I think what happened with a lot of folks was that there was a little bit of distrust, suspicion, that it wasn’t a genuine move. But really what happened is that country radio started playing music in the early 1980s that was a lot more like what we played in the 1970s.

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JH: He was initially kind of standoffish. When I talk about that suspicion thing, Roy kind of embodied that. But he walked into a session we were doing with Merle Travis, unbeknownst to us, and went into the control booth and said something like, “Well, that ain’t nothing but country. I’ll be here tomorrow.” So we passed the test. [Chuckles]

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JH: Lots of people. I would love to cut an acoustic track with Bruce Springsteen. I love that Seeger Sessions record.

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successes. You deserve it, man. Because — not to name drop — according to a recent press release from Coalmine, Dan Bolles of Seven Days says, “BURNTmd is one of the hardest-working men in local music, period.” (Yes, I just name-dropped myself.

Don’t try that at home, kids.)

A Civil Union?

Sticking with local hip-hop, I’m sorry to report that longtime champions of the 802 the VT Union are disbanding. According to a recent email from head honcho Nastee, everything is copacetic within the collective, which included DJ and MC Dakota and DJ A-Dog, among others. But, as Nastee puts it, “The Union served its purpose.”

Hard to argue with that. In addition to putting individual members of the group on the local map, VTU helped launch local hiphop entities such as Lotus Entertainment, The Lab and Ice Coast Records, among others. Nastee writes that the Union have one last hurrah in store, a forthcoming mixtape called VT Union Is Dead. Word is, it also involves videos. Nice.

So, what’s next? Nastee and A-Dog have launched a new venture, 4Word Productions, which I expect we’ll hear plenty more from in the near future. In the meantime, Nastee has been busy as a producer, most notably working with up-and-coming NYC rapper Donny Goines on the recently released EP 20X. Goines

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with the Dropkick Murphys and Sick of It All at Boston’s House of Blues. I’m not

reportedly will be in Burlington later this month, appearing at one of Nectar’s weekly True School hip-hop sessions.

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• Without question, the marquee event this weekend is the Rough Francis EP release at Nectar’s on Friday with Blowtorch and The Fatal Flaws. You can read my take on the EP on page 48. (Spoiler: holy shit.) But if you have a minute, take the time to revisit the story of Death — local coverage, including ours, was pretty good, but New York Times scribe Mike Rubin wrote the definitive story (“This Band Was Punk Before Punk Was Punk,” March 12, 2009).

Trust me, you’ll be glad you did. It is a remarkable tale and really puts the importance of the new EP into context.

• Speaking of punk, Rough Francis ain’t the only game in town this week.

Thursday night, Burlington’s bastion of teenage angst, 242 Main, hosts a smorgasbord of fun punk acts, including Boston’s Dead Ellington and locals Y69, Delirious Four and Rutland punkabilly outfit Midnight Saints. Also on the bill are Americanapunk sextet Larry and His Flask, who remind me of either a more muscular Avett Brothers or Social Distortion on Valium. That’s not a bad thing either way, Rough Francis really. Plus, when they arrive in Burlington Larry et al. will have spent the previous night (St. Paddy’s Day) playing COurtesy of Isaac Wasuk

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from local MC, mover and/or shaker BURNTmd. But it’s not because he’s been resting on his growing laurels. Dude’s actually been quite the busy “B” lately. (Rimshot!)

In the months since we last checked in with the GTD Entertainment founder, he’s spent time working on a slew of new projects. Most recently a single with Reef the Lost Cauze, Phil the Agony and noted producer Illmind. Not to name-drop or anything, but Illmind’s credits also include Erykah Badu, 50 Cent and LL Cool J. So he’s got that going for him, which is nice.

That single, “Let’s Get Ill,” dropped earlier this month on Coalmine Records.

It is part of a full EP of the same name scheduled for release on April 20 — yes, 4/20 — which, not to name-drop again, features contributions from Planet Asia, DJ Green Lantern and Akrobatik, among others.

Burnt also reportedly has some irons in the fire with a certain rapper named Snoop Dogg as well as a run of tour dates lined up in April with Keith Murray of Def Jam’s Def Squad, which includes Erick Sermon from EPMD and Redman of Method Man and Redman renown.

Where was I? Oh, right, not name-dropping. Because that would be crass.

Anyhoo, it seems BURNTmd has really been reaping the rewards of his legendary work ethic of late. But this Saturday, the microphone doctor takes a step back and makes room for the next generation of local MCs with the Cash Prize Rap Battle at The Monkey House in Winooski, presented by GTD. (Total aside: Given how clever hip-hop artists often are, wouldn’t you think GTD could come up with something catchier than “Cash Prize Rap Battle?”

Here’s a free one: “War of the Words.” You’re welcome, B.) In addition to the battlerapping hopefuls, the evening will be hosted by DJ Fat Pat and feature performances from Boston’s Blak Madeen and Amadeus the Stampede.

Also, Learic from local hip-hop heavyweights The Aztext is scheduled to appear, which would make for a great opportunity to ask about that follow-up album we’ve been waiting on for, like, two years.

Seriously, Aztext. What’s the freakin’ holdup?

Anyway, congrats to BURNTmd on his recent

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More punk and hardcore goodness: Gas and Oil at the Odd Fellows Hall in Burlington this Saturday with Zebu, Big Black Toe and Before Nations. I was actually going to review the Burlington/ Swanton trio’s 2009 album Middle of Nowhere this week. But I’m told they have a cleaner version available than what they originally sent me. So I’ll wait for now.

However, no-fi recording or not, I dig ’em, and I bet you will, too. Assuming you’re not a total wuss, of course. Moving on…

In the ongoing hubbub over Anaïs Mitchell’s Hadestown recording, don’t forget about Michael Chorney, who is a big reason the album sounds the way it does — i.e., awesome. The “Chorn-dog” (Thank you, Ben Campbell!) has a new website — www.michaelchorney.com — with a bunch of fresh goodies, including three brand-new albums.

FYI: The Skinny Pancake (Burlington) is taking a brief “intermission,” music-wise, beginning this weekend. Check back in April.

Remember The Casual Fiasco? Will Read, a founding member of that late, great VT rock outfit, makes a homecoming this week. He’ll play a trio of dates under his new pseudonym, Small Mountain Bear, which he describes as a mixture of Wilco, Band of Horses, Bon Iver and Grateful Dead. Interesting. Catch him Thursday at Parima, Friday at Dan’s Place in Bristol, and Saturday at Radio Bean.

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Brennan’s puB & Bistro, davis Center, uvM: Sidrak and Bokkus (indie), 8 p.m., Free.

Leunig’s Bistro & Café: Mike Martin & Geoff Kim (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

CLuB MetronoMe: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5.

Lift: Get LiFTed with DJs Nastee & Dakota (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free.

green rooM: DJ Big Kat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

the Monkey house: Steafan Hanley & Myra Flynn (singer-songwriter, neo-soul), 9 p.m., $5.

higher ground BaLLrooM: Bash for Cash (talent show), 7 p.m., $5/10. AA.

neCtar’s: Bluegrass Thursdays with The Medicinals (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $3. 18+.

higher ground showCase Lounge: Roots of Creation, The Electric Reason, The Edd, The Youngest Son (reggae, jam), 8:30 p.m., $12/15. AA.

nightCrawLers: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free.

Jp’s puB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

on tap: Jenni Johnson & Friends (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

neCtar’s: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Rough Francis EP release, Blowtorch, The Fatal Flaws (rock, punk), 9 p.m., $5/7.

pariMa aCoustiC Lounge: Burgundy Thursdays with Joe Adler, Leanna Spellemaecker & Alea Tuttle, Small Mountain Bear (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., Free. radio Bean: Steamboat Wonderlust (jazz), 3:30 p.m., Free. Jazz Sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony Santor Group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3. rasputin’s: 101 Thursdays with Pres & DJ Dan (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. red square: Selector Dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free. A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. red square patio: DJ Cre8 (house), 9 p.m., Free. rí rá irish puB: Comedy Night (standup), 8:30 p.m., Free. the sCuffer steak & aLe house: PJ Davidian Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

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green Mountain tavern: Thirsty Thursday Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

Langdon street Café: Garlic & Moonshine, Heather Maloney, Danielle Doyle (folk), 7 p.m., Donations. river run restaurant: Dan Haley Is Mr. Casual (rock), 7:30 p.m., $5 donation.

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51 Main: Mark Lavoie (blues), 8 p.m., Free. on the rise Bakery: Gabe Jarrett & Friends (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations. two Brothers tavern: DJ Jam Man (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

northern

radio Bean: Anna Pardenik & Friends (singersongwriters), 3 p.m., Free. Torch Choir (indie folk), 7 p.m., Free. Garlic & Moonshine, Danielle Doyle (folk), 9:15 p.m., Free. Busted Brix (ska), 11:15 p.m., Free. rasputin’s: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3. red square: Perry Nunn (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Mel Flannery Trucking Co. (soul, pop), 9 p.m., $3. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. red square patio: DJ Stavros (house), 9 p.m., $3. rí rá irish puB: DJ Johnny Utah (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

CharLie o’s: Wiley Dobbs (bluegrass), 10 p.m., Free. the LaMB aBBey: Dare to be Square (square dance), 7 p.m., Donations.

the reservoir restaurant & tap rooM: Rise Up Sound (reggae), 9:30 p.m., Free. river run restaurant: Doug Perkins (solo acoustic), 7:30 p.m., $5 donation.

51 Main: Naquele Tempo (Brazilian choro), 9 p.m., Free.

City LiMits: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. Johnny Devil Band (rock), 10 p.m., Free. dan’s pLaCe: Small Mountain Bear (indie folk), 9 p.m. Free. on the rise Bakery: Ray Vega’s Burlington Jazz Quintet (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations. two Brothers tavern: Jive Attic (funk), 10 p.m., $3.

northern

242 Main: The Haps, Wolcott, The Apollo Following (rock), 7 p.m., $7. AA.

the Brewski: The Boomflowers (rock), 9 p.m., $2.

Bee’s knees: Heather Maloney (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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Langdon street Café: Honky Tonk Happy Hour with Mark LeGrand & His Lovesick Band (country), 6 p.m., Donations. The Saltwives (klezmer), 8:30 p.m., Donations. Avi Fox-Rosen’s Absurdist Rock Cabaret (rock), 10 p.m., Donations.

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Tickets at the Flynn Box Office, 802-86-FLYNN, or www.flynntix.org $18 adults, $15 students & seniors

BLaCk door Bar & Bistro: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 9:30 p.m., $5.

gusto’s: Native Tongue (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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arvad’s griLL & puB: Tim Brick (country), 6 p.m., Free.

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oLive ridLey’s: Karaoke with Ben Bright and Ashley Kollar, 6 p.m., Free. Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYCE (Top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free.

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CLaire’s restaurant & Bar: The Motel Brothers (Americana), 7:30 p.m., Free.

MonopoLe downstairs: Gary Peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free.

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on tap: High Rollers (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

sLide Brook Lodge & tavern: Tiffany Pfeiffer & the Discarnate Band (soul), 9 p.m., Free.

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the Brewski: The Hamiltones (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Matterhorn: The MacGuffins (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

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the huB pizzeria & puB: Jeremy Harple (rebel folk), 8 p.m., Free.

the BLoCk gaLLery: The Marty Power Group (jazz), 6 p.m., Free.

Jd’s puB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3.

BLueBird tavern: Tyler Bolles & Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 9 p.m., Free.

rusty naiL: Last Kid Picked (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

Matterhorn: Al Copley (blues), 9 p.m., $7.

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Rough Francis, Introducing … Rough Francis (SELF-RELEASED, CD)

When Chicago’s Drag City Records released the lost 1974 recordings of Detroit band Death …For the Whole World to See in early 2009, it was a revelation.

The seven-song collection bridged the gap between Motor City proto-punk bands such as Iggy and the Stooges and the advent of H LP E D A L New York City punk years later. For rock IL • scholars, the album was something akin to • DELTA 9 an anthropologist unearthing the missing • PHX link.

R E • FEU Vermonters were doubly thrilled. We E • PUR dug the recording, sure. But we also had the unique pleasure of discovering Death • ROOR , o through its most direct descendants, n a lc Vo Burlington’s Rough Francis. Centered r, fe r u S r Silve on brothers Bobby Jr., Julian and Urian s r e aporiz Hackney, the band has provided local & other v audiences with a living link to Death. With a 75 Main St., Burlington, VT • 802.864.6555 sonic assist from guitarist Dylan Giambatista M-Th 10-9; F-Sa 10-10; Su 12-7 and bassist Steven Hazen Williams, the Must be 18 to purchase tobacco products, ID required brothers Hackney faithfully — and at times, eerily — re-created the music made by their father, Bobby Sr., uncle Dannis and 8v-northernlights100709.indd 1 10/2/09 4:09:00 PMlate uncle David in a Detroit garage three decades ago. For a little more than a year now, Burlington has been home to the most genuine tribute band on the planet.

Of course, with only a handful of tunes MUSIC SERIES to pull from, Rough Francis’ repertoire has been necessarily limited, their incendiary live shows typically short and sweet. But a new EP of original material, Introducing … Rough Francis, suggests rock ’n’ roll innovation really does run in the family.

“Don’t Look Back” leads off with big, juicy, Townshend-esque guitar sustains ringing out over Bobby Hackney Jr.’s manic howl. “Hangin’ On” grinds purposefully with MC5-inspired urgency. On “Waiting,” the band stretches out, matching frenzied punk energy with a truly inspired Saturday, March 20 at 7:00 p.m. arrangement featuring hairpin twists and United Methodist Church, Middlebury turns and breakneck rhythmic changes. $18 adv/$20 at door “Blind Pigs” closes the disc on a fiery but poignant political note. It all sounds, well, a Celtic singer/poet Connie Dover and lot like Death. Which, of course, is precisely cowboy singer/musician Skip Gorman the point.

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Under normal circumstances, it would be unfair to compare the work of an artist to that of his parents — or uncles, for that matter.

While these four songs certainly stand on their own merit, it is prudent to draw the comparison here. Next to David Hackney not living to see the world appreciate his music, the great tragedy of Death is that there will never be new Death songs. But in a way, Rough Francis have changed that. They have become the missing link for a new generation of fans. And as long as we have them, Death live on.

Rough Francis celebrate their debut EP with a release party at Nectar’s this Friday, March 19, with Blowtorch and The Fatal Flaws.

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The Vacant Lots, Hypnotized (ANCIENT HILLS MUSIC, CD)

Shortly after the record-setting New Year’s blizzard this year, The Vacant Lots’ front man Jared Artaud sent Seven Days an email saying that he had been wandering the streets of a seemingly deserted Queen City in the very early hours of morning during the storm. “It felt nice to see Burlington differently,” he wrote. “A new lens and something else in the air. Mounds of snow like a vast desert. Stumbling upon visions.” He wrote also that the band was working on material for a new album, their third in little more than a year.

Recorded over two days and mixed the third day, that new record, Hypnotized, suggests the local duo has undergone something of a transformation.

So did the note accompanying the handwritten lyrics sheet included with my copy of the album: “Dan, I am undergoing a transformation.” Ahem. All cheekiness aside, Artaud is correct, at least where his music is concerned. The new album from

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The Vacant Lots boasts previously unseen depth of both sound and vision.

Our peek through the looking glass begins with “Confusion.” Already one of the trippiest local bands around, TVL kick out the psychedelic jams with jangling guitar and hazy sitar drones — presumably via Raagini Tanpura or a similar effects box. That heady sound comes to define the record, lending Hypnotized a swarming, ethereal quality. But it is also indicative of TVL’s general shift toward a fuller, more dynamic sonic palette.

Drummer Brian MacFadyen is especially notable in this regard. His playing, always bombastic, is now refined. He still attacks with furious intensity. But his percussive melees boast added precision, giving Artaud’s serpentine guitarwork some backbone. On “Love” his vibraphone work lends a chilling immediacy.

Artaud remains a brooding and often cryptic writer in the vein of Messrs.

Ginsberg, Burroughs and Kerouac. But he seems particularly enamored with contrast — a fact perhaps evidenced by the album’s cover, a reverse image of TVL’s self-titled debut. Unlike previous efforts, which matched a grimy, apathetic lyrical bent with equally filthy, detached soundscapes, here the songwriter contrasts dark, searching prose with deceptively bright arrangements.

This contradiction is often striking, adding more potency to the band’s swirling sonic storm. Particularly on cuts such as “Man,” “Abyss” and “When the Lord Comes,” the tempestuous interplay between MacFadyen and Artaud’s shimmering musical designs and the latter’s haunting vocal work is fascinating.

Album closer “Revolution” is a gruesome, 21-minute epic.

While not for the faint of heart — or the short on time — it reduces the material to its most basic elements: pulsing percussion, dizzying guitar and visceral, almost unintelligible howls. It is seductive and hedonistic and, of course, hypnotizing.

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Monopole: Lucid (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

Olive Ridley’s: Benjamin Bright (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Street Talk (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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Backstage Pub: General Lee (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Club Metronome: Me & You with Brett Hughes and Marie Claire (cosmo-rural), 7 p.m., Free.

Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

Franny O’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

Green Room: Envy: DJ Ben Barlow vs. DJ Haitian (house), 10 p.m., Free.

Higher Ground Ballroom: Boogie Wonderland Family Dance Party, 2 p.m., $5/12. AA. Vermont Comedy Divas with Josie Leavitt, Martha Tormey, Tracie Spencer, Mary Ann Gatos (standup), 8:30 p.m., $12/15. 18+.

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Higher Ground Showcase Lounge: Third Saturday Dance Party with DJ Alan Perry (house), 8:30 p.m., $5/10. AA.

something to suit most sonic tastes. And that versatility seems to serve them well. The

JP’s Pub: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

underground press outlets, even scoring a “Best of 2009” nomination from noted

The Living Room: Robert Resnik & Marty Morrissey (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

Marriott Harbor Lounge: The Trio featuring Paul Cassarino, Tracie Cassarino & Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

The Monkey House: The Haps, Wolcott, Busted Brix (ska, rock), 4 p.m., Free. GTD Entertainment Cash Prize Rap Battle hosted by DJ Fat Pat (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $6.

Nectar’s: The Down Motif (funk, blues), 9 p.m., $3.

Nightcrawlers: Melonheads (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Odd Fellows Hall: Gas and Oil, Zebu Big Black Toe, Before Nations (punk), 8 p.m., $5 donation.

On Tap: Dan Parks & the Blame (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Parima Main Stage: Wagan (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

Rasputin’s: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

Red Square: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Nautilus (funk), 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

Rí Rá Irish Pub: The X-Rays (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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Black Door Bar & Bistro: Naquele Tempo (Brazilian choro), 9:30 p.m., $5.

Green Mountain Tavern: Run for Cover (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

stops, Friday at Red Square and Sunday at Radio Bean.

The Hub Pizzeria & Pub: Conscious Roots (reggae), 9:30 p.m., Free.

Matterhorn: Al Copley (blues), 9 p.m., $7.

Piecasso: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 3 p.m., Free. DJ Phillycheze (Top 40), 8 p.m., Free.

Rusty Nail: Last Kid Picked (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

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Gilligan’s Getaway: Mel Flannery Trucking Co. (soul, pop), 6 p.m., Free.

Monopole: Shameless Strangers (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

Olive Ridley’s: Ashley Kollar (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Hot Neon Magic (’80s New Wave), 10 p.m., Free.

Tabu Café and Nightclub: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

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1/2 Lounge: Funhouse with DJs Rob Douglas, Moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free.

Club Metronome: Sunday Night Mass with Don Diablo (house), 9 p.m., $10/12. 18+.

The Monkey House: My Turn to Win, Accident Prone, Fractures, Crucial Times (hardcore), 4 p.m., $5.

The Lamb Abbey: Motortown Revival (Motown), 8:30 p.m., $10. AA.

Monty’s Old Brick Tavern: George Voland JAZZ: with Ray Vega and Tom Cleary (jazz), 4 p.m., Free.

Langdon Street Café: The Only Good Corporation Is an Undead Corporation (puppet show), 7 p.m., Donations. Moss Circle (rock), 9 p.m., Donations.

Nectar’s: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

51 Main: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 9 p.m., Free.

City Limits: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

Two Brothers Tavern: DJ Benno (eclectic DJ), 10 p.m., Free.

Bee’s Knees: Laslo Cameo (electric roots), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

The Brewski: The Oleo Romeos (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Rí Rá Irish Pub: Trinity (Irish), 5 p.m., Free.

central

Langdon Street Café: Cabin Fever Music Series: The Three Meese Band (acoustic), 3 p.m., Free.

northern

Bee’s Knees: Anthony Geraci (jazz), 11 a.m., Donations.

burlington area

1/2 Lounge: Heal-In Sessions with Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

Bistro Sauce: Bob Wagner and D. Davis (Americana), 6:30 p.m., Free.

central

Club Metronome: Open Mic Night with Mikey P of Elephantbear, 9 p.m., Free.

Nectar’s: Canyonero (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

Parima Main Stage: Jazzed Up Mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., Free (18+).

Radio Bean: The And Company (acoustic), 5 p.m., Free. Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.

Red Square: Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free.

Ruben James: Why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

central

Black Door Bar & Bistro: Extemporaneous Storytelling (storytelling), 8 p.m., Free.

Langdon Street Café: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free. The Underscore Orchestra (gypsy), 8 p.m., Donations.

Arvad’s Grill & Pub, 3 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-8973.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

The Center Bakery & Cafe, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury Center, 244-7500.

Green mountain Tavern, 10 Keith Ave., Barre, 522-2935.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

Hostel Tevere, 203 Powderhound Rd., Warren, 496-9222.

L.A.C.E., 159 North Main St., Barre, 476-4276.

The Lamb Abbey., 65 Pioneer Circle, Montpelier, 229-2200.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Main St. Grill & Bar, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 4223035.

Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. the reservoir restaurant & tap room, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202.

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Club Metronome: Bass Culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free.

Leunig’s Bistro & Café: Lars Duggan (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

Lift: Karaoke … with a Twist, 9 p.m., Free.

The Monkey House: Hip-Hop Open Mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., Free.

Monty’s Old Brick Tavern: Open Mic Night, 6 p.m., Free.

Radio Bean: The Stephen Callahan Trio (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Jamie Masefield & Doug Perkins (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

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Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 6357626.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Phat Kats Tavern, 101 Depot St., Lyndonville, 626-3064.

Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777.

Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394.

Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100.

regional

Gilligan’s Getaway, 7160 State Route 9, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-8050.

Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-570-8888.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200.

Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-324-2200.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-0666.

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Radio Bean: Mel Flannery Trucking Co. (pop, soul), 7:15 p.m., Free. The Underscore Orkestra (gypsy jazz), 9 p.m., Free. Leanna Inzalaco (klezmer), 11:15 p.m., Free.

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51 Main, 51 Main St., Middlebury, 388-8209.

The Bristol Bakery, 16 Main St., Bristol, 453-3280.

Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Dan’s Place, 31 Main Street, Bristol, 453-2774.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

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Charlie O’s: Dan Haley Is Mr. Casual (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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Radio Bean: Small Mountain Bear (indie folk), 3:15 p.m., Free. Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 5 p.m., Free.

Kevin Greenblott (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free.

Heather Maloney (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., Free. Maga (experimental), 10 p.m., Free. Catherine Isles (singer-songwriter), 11:30 p.m., Free.

band’s latest album, White Flag, has garnered almost universally strong reviews from

1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

242 Main St., Burlington, 862-2244.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

Brennan’s pub & Bistro, UVM Davis Center, 590 Main St., Burlington, 656-1204.

City Sports Grille, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lift, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

The Living Room, 394 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monty’s Old Brick Tavern, 7921 Williston Rd., Williston, 316-4262.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067.

On Tap, 4 Park St., Essex Junction, 878-3309. odd fellows hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 8650500.

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Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. neCtar’s: True School Wednesday with Nastee & DJ A-Dog, (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

central

On taP: Pine Street Jazz (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

langdOn street Café: Molasses Creek (Americana), 8 p.m., Donations.

radiO Bean: Steafan Hanvey (jazz), 5:30 p.m., Free. Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.

Charlie O’s: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

Main street grill and Bar: Mark LeGrand (country), 7 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

51 Main: Quizz Night (trivia), 7 p.m., Free. twO BrOthers tavern: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m.

red square: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. Close to Nowhere (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

central

Charlie O’s: Dave Keller (blues), 10 p.m., Free. green MOuntain tavern: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free.

Bee’s knees: Slick Martha’s Hot Club (gypsy jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

slide BrOOk lOdge & tavern: Open Jam, 9 p.m., Free.

the Brewski: Shane aand Charlotte Brady (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

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MatterhOrn: Toast Head (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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franny O’s: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. leunig’s BistrO & Café: Will Patton, Steve Blair & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. lift: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

Manhattan Pizza & PuB: Open Mic with Andy

“i love the beautiful new birthing center. everyone was so attentive and helpful. our midwife linda was wonderful and our nurse tracey even called us on her day off to see how we were doing.”

And mom, dad and baby Lynkin are doing just great. Born on Saturday, March 6, weighing 7lb/11oz and measuring 21” long, this little guy is a natural in front of the camera. Wide awake and grinning, little Lynkin had his mom, Kristin Pelkey, giggling. We think he looks a lot like his dad Travis Poirier. The new family lives in Fairfax. May all their days be happy ones and may this little guy keep his parents laughing.

City liMits: Karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

On the rise Bakery: Open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free. twO BrOthers tavern: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

northern

Bee’s knees: Marye Lobb (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free.

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langdOn street Café: Geek Week: The Suitcase Junket (one-man band), 8 p.m., Donations. The Casio Project (experimental), 9:30 p.m., Donations.

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PariMa Main stage: Dawna Hammers (piano), 7 p.m., Free.

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It’s not uncommon for youngsters to dream up imaginary friends, but a decidedly grown-up Elwood P. Dowd causes quite a stir when he introduces an invisible pal at a high-society party. Maybe it’s because “Harvey” is a bunny more than 6 feet in height. Such is the premise of Mary Chase’s 1944 play, produced this time by Little City Players. What sounds like a recipe for disaster is actually “a very charming story, and very lovable for all audiences,” opines producer Katelyn Ziegler. The sweet comedy of errors, directed by Melinda Umezaki, serves up several life lessons on friendship and acceptance amid silly scenes at the mental ward. If oversize rabbits (hello, Easter Bunny) are crazy, who wants to be sane?

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‘HARVEY’ Thursday, March 18, through Saturday, March 20, 8 p.m., at Vergennes Opera House. View future dates through March 27 on website. $10-12. Info, 877-6737. littlecityplayers.org

Swept Away Stephen Colbert didn’t exactly sweep anyone off their feet at tryouts for the U.S. Olympic curling team — part of his failed crusade to make any U.S. team, aired on “The Colbert Report” earlier this year. But local curlers are petitioning for him to hit the ice at the first annual Curling Challenge this Saturday. Regardless of whether he shows up, the rink will still be bustling. Starting at 9 a.m., Green Mountain Curling Club volunteers provide brushing instruction to 32 mostly novice teams.

Many draws later, top teams engage in a public “play-down” at 6 p.m., followed by awards for everything from best team name to best attire (Norwegian-inspired argyle slacks, anyone?). With proceeds benefiting HowardCenter programs, cheer ’em on from the stands.

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CURLING CHALLENGE Saturday, March 20, 6-8:30 p.m., at Cairns Arena in South Burlington. $1 to watch. Info, 488-6912. gailr@howardcenter. org, firstgiving.com/howardcenter

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ROTARY CLUB OF ESSEX: Rotarians help build goodwill as they organize service goals at weekly social meetings.

Nonmembers are welcome to attend.

The Essex, 12:10-1:30 p.m. $15 for members; free to drop in. Info, 233-3612.

education

SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE: Families explore the hallways and in-session classrooms of this alternative elementary school. Preregister. The Schoolhouse, South Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 6564164.

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ANYA HUNTER: A holistic therapist and social worker sheds light on “How to Work Through Stress and Anxiety.” Preregister. Vermont Regional Diabetes Center, South Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 847-4576.

‘KEEP THAT SPRING IN YOUR SPINE!’: Rolfer Robert Rex combines Kundalini yoga and Rolf Movement Integration to show folks how to keep their vertebrae happy. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Winooski Coalition for a Safe and Peaceful Community hosts Kevin Hatin, director of health and fitness at the Greater Burlington YMCA, in a lecture about “Weight Loss Through Weight Training.” O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, noon - 1 p.m. Free; lunch is included. Info, 655-1392, ext. 10.

‘STAGES OF SENIOR CARE’: Karen Koechlein of Home Instead Senior Care walks listeners through the pages of a book detailing smart steps for elder care. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6955.

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VERMONT QUILT SHOP HOP: Quilters from all over the state make stops at 13 area shops over 10 days to share patterns, lead fabric games and connect with fellow stitchers. Visit www.vermontshophop. com for locations. Various locations statewide, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. $5 “passport” to any participating shop.

Info, 899-3098.

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‘USING THE KITCHEN GARDEN PLANNER’: Director of gardening Kathy LaLiberte introduces plant keepers to predesigned plots available online.

Gardener’s Supply, Williston, noon - 12:45 p.m. Free.

Info, 658-2433.

‘CULINARY & MEDICINAL USES OF HERBS & SPICES’: Travel the spice trail to learn mouthwatering and beneficial applications of herbs. City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

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Thursday, March 18, through Saturday, March 20, 8 p.m., and Sunday, March 21, 2 p.m., at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. $17. Info, 382-9222. www.townhalltheater.org

WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL: Twenty-five documentaries and feature films made mainly by women from all over the world share compelling stories about females over the course of this 22-day screen attraction. Various locations, Brattleboro, 6:30-10:30 p.m. Various prices and showtimes; visit www.wom ensfilmfestival.org for details. Info, 257-0098.

LAMOILLE VALLEY YEAR-ROUND FARMERS ARTISAN MARKET: Farmers and food producers fill Vermonters’ totes with local and organic dining options, including eggs, cider, seeds and cow cheeses.

River Arts Center, Morrisville, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261, FAMmanager@gmail.com.

TWEET ‘N’ STITCH: Crafters join a sewing circle with their current projects and Twitter their progress.

The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 862-7417.

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‘THE MESSENGER’: A U.S. Army officer just back from active duty still faces the consequences of war when he’s assigned to deliver bad news to families of fallen soldiers in Oren Moverman’s 2009 film.

Cinema 1, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

BURNHAM KNITTERS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 879-7576.

RUG HOOKING & KNITTING CIRCLE: Experienced and novice needle workers present their looped creations, swap ideas and indulge in textile camaraderie. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

Everyone knows that a fox in the henhouse is bad news. But when a young soldier offers to rid two struggling female farmers of their sly intruder in the Middlebury Actors Workshop’s The Fox, they don’t realize letting him into their lives is equally foreboding. Allan Miller’s play, based on the 1923 novella by D.H. Lawrence, quickly turns into something of a psychological thriller, says MAW artistic director Melissa Lourie. Tapping into gender roles, sexuality and the emotional toll of war, the story progresses to an unlikely love-hate triangle. By performing on the floor rather than the stage, the trio of actors make the sudden climax all the more striking and intimate. It’ll get your heart racing, for sure.

‘FOUR SEASONS LODGE’: New York Times journalist Andrew Jacobs’ 2008 documentary focuses on the annual summer reunion of Holocaust survivors.

Cinema 2, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

food & drink

GERMAN-ENGLISH EXCHANGE: Anglophones practice foreign-language conversation with native speakers of Deutsch, and vice versa. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

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ABRAHAM-HICKS STUDY GROUP: Believers in the law of attraction investigate, through discussion and group exercises, how your thoughts affect your life. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 383-8429.

‘DIY BODYCARE’: Instructor Dana L. Woodruff delivers good, clean fun in a workshop where folks make their own shampoo, deodorant, bath salts and more out of local ingredients. Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com.

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Elks Club, Burlington, 11 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585.

St. Patrick’s Day Dinner: A bountiful Irish-style all-you-can-eat buffet of corned beef and cabbage meets entertainment by the Highland Weavers.

Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 5-8 p.m. $6.9514.50. Info, 660-7523.

kids

Afterschool Tutoring: First through sixth graders get a helping hand from college students on reading, math and science homework. Call for a time slot. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-0313.

Babytime: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 876-7147.

Center City Little League Registration: Batter up! Baseball players ages 5 to 12 sign on for the season. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 5:307 p.m. $35 registration; no one will be turned away for lack of funds. Info, 999-0800.

‘Fourth & Fifth Graders Read’: Youth don reading glasses for a discussion of their favorite lit genres in this open fiction group. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:15-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Irish Tales: Storyteller Linda Costello spins St. Patrick’s Day fables. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:15 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

Knitting Club: Little ones in third through sixth grades loop soft hats to be sent to the hospital for premature babies. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Pajama Storytime: Kids cuddle up in their nightclothes for an hour of bedtime stories, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘Peter the Music Man’: Educator Peter Alsen lets preschoolers try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

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Preschool Storytime: Tots ages 3 to 5 read picture books, play with puppets and do math activities. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

‘Teens Read’: Middle schoolers chat about the books that keep them flipping page after page.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

music

Dervish: An Irish band offers up pure soprano vocals and vivid, traditional Celtic and folk tunes on St. Patrick’s Day. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $24-38. Info, 656-4455.

Farmers Night: In a tradition of midweek entertainment begun by legislators in 1923, the Vermont Symphony Orchestra recreates lively Irish jigs and reels. Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 985-2507.

François Clemmons: The Grammy Award winner and artist-in-residence captures the luck o’ the Irish in a St. Patrick’s Day-themed concert. Outfit yourself in green and be ready to sing. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8 p.m.

Free. Info, 443-3168.

sport

Alao Kung Fu: Martial arts students focus on the form and technique of the Hung Gar style through vigorous conditioning workouts. Fair Haven Fitness, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $6. Info, 265-3470.

Burlington Bombers Roller Derby New Member Orientation: Speed demons 18 and up show off their skills at a brand-new, coed derby league’s open-recruiting practice session. Odd Fellows Hall, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 735-0624.

Burton U.S. Open Snowboarding Championships: Elite athletes compete in quarterpipe, halfpipe and slopestyle events at this

‘Windows on Waldorf’: Adults catch up on student curriculum and take a look at class projects.

Orchard Valley Waldorf School, East Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 456-7400.

Teen Video Games: Middle and high schoolers rock out to Guitar Hero, Rock Band and various other PS2 faves. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7216.

environment

music

‘Conversations’ Series: Vermont Public Television host Fran Stoddard interviews awardwinning poet David Young about the roles of spirituality and nature in his art. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3346, ext. 3349, ktitterton@shelburnemuseum.org.

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Natalie MacMaster: Cape Breton’s fiddling phenom brings her high-energy Celtic music and step dancing back to Vermont. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $27.50-39.50. Info, 775-0903.

Dr. Marilyn Solvay: The director of the Norwich University Sullivan Museum & History Center shares intriguing stories of the lives and travels of past members of the university community. The talk coincides with the “Face to Face: Portraits” exhibit.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-3338.

Tax Assistance: Tax counselors straighten up financial affairs for low- and middle-income taxpayers. Kolvoord Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

weeklong showcase. Stratton Mountain, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. $75 registration; free to watch. Info, 1-800881-3138.

talks

Alex Stewart: A music faculty member identifies “Transnational Musical Currents in the Hispanic Pacific” in this Global and Regional Studies lecture series. Billings Marsh Lounge, University of Vermont, Burlington, 12:15-1:15 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1096.

Mike Bonanno: A member of the Yes Men, a global assembly of impostors seeking to “provide a public glimpse at the behind-the-scenes world of business,” opens up about the project. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476.

theater

‘A Walk in the Woods’: Lee Blessing’s 1988 Tony award winner and Pulitzer Prize nominee puts a human face on Cold War confrontations, focusing on arms negotiations between an American and a Russian. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $25-58. Info, 296-7000, boxoffice@northernstage.org.

‘Shipwrecked!’: Louis de Rougemont’s adventures stranded off the coast of Australia in the 1890s come to life in this production by Vermont Stage Company. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $24.3032.50. Info, 863-5966.

words

Allison Stanger: The Middlebury prof and author of One Nation Under Contract gives the down-low on an important political trend: the privatization of American foreign policy. Room 338, Waterman Memorial Lounge, University of Vermont, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2343, gail@ vermont.org.

Book Discussion: Readers delve into Ann Beattie’s Park City in this “Masters of the Short Story” series. Blake Memorial Library, East Corinth, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 439-5338.

‘Prophetic Odyssey’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-5125.

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Environment & Climate Change Series: Rev. Nancy Wright weighs the role of faith in environmental issues before a Q&A session. First Congregational Church, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5 donation includes soup and salad. Info, 862-5010.

Spanish-English Conversation Group: ¿Qué pasa? Learn more about fellow Spanish speakers at this group foreign-tongue foray. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

film

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‘Ballad of a Soldier’: Grigori Chukhrai’s 1959 film tells of bravery, love, loss and hope during World War II. Room 101, Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5. Info, 656-0750.

‘Four Seasons Lodge’: See WED.17, 7 p.m.

‘Garbage! The Revolution Starts at Home’: A green-themed doc helps viewers connect the dots between melting glaciers and oil slicks and their own daily actions. Charlotte Senior Center, 6:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8111.

‘The Messenger’: See WED.17, 7 p.m.

‘The Real Dirt on Farmer John’: Taggart Siegel’s 2005 documentary tracks a failing Midwestern farm’s transformation to a groundbreaking form of agriculture. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 457-2620.

Women’s Film Festival: See WED.17, 6:3010:30 p.m.

food & drink

Senior Luncheon: Elders convene to enjoy turkey casserole, rolls and ice cream parfait. Senior Citizens’ Center, Brandon, noon. Free. Info, 247-3121.

kids

Afterschool Tutoring: See WED.17, 3 p.m.

Center City Little League Registration: See WED.17, 5:30-7 p.m.

‘Itty Bitty Public Skating’: Preschoolers and their parents build up courage to conquer the ice as an instructor leads games and activities at this drop-in program. Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $6 per family; $1 skate rentals. Info, 865-7558.

Middle School Planners & Helpers: Lit lovers in grades 6 to 8 help redesign the young adult reading room and plan cool projects for the library.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-6955.

Music with Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

business

Preschool Storytime: Tots ages 3 to 6 bury their noses in books with read-aloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘Discovery Morning’: Parents and potential students observe the high school curriculum in action, followed by meetings with faculty members over tea. Preregister. Lake Champlain Waldorf High School, Charlotte, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12, pgraham@lakechamplainwaldorfschool.org.

Burton U.S. Open Snowboarding Championships: See WED.17, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m.

Vermont Quilt Shop Hop: See WED.17, 9 a.m. 6 p.m.

‘Once Upon a Mattress’: Hans Christian Andersen’s The Princess and the Pea gets a zany musical update in this student production.

Auditorium, Randolph Union High School, 7:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 728-3397.

education

sport

Mad River Men’s Rugby Training: Players of all ages and ability levels try to score the most points in a bout of this rough and rugged contact sport.

Gym, Stowe Elementary School, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 735-7774.

‘Iron Art’: In a crafty spin on “Iron Chef America,” artists use a “mystery ingredient” to conjure up masterpieces in an hour. Room 426, Milton Junior-Senior High School, 2:45-4:15 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1009.

‘Accidental Techies’: Members of nonprofits and small business teams take a refresher course on protecting and managing information technology assets. Preregister. Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 862-1645, ext. 21.

Coffee House Night: I Am Yesterday headline a casual evening of shared tunes. Stearns Student Center, Johnson State College, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356.

Storytime & Sing-along: Tiny tots ages 3 and under get wrapped up in fascinating tales and tunes. The Block Gallery, Winooski, 10-11 a.m. Free.

Info, 373-5150, Loraleh@comcast.net.

‘Café Scientifique’: In “Robots: Teachers of Human Nature or Future Overlords?” UVM assistant prof Josh Bongard explores the impact of smart machines. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/ Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6:308:30 p.m. Free; cash bar. Info, 1-877-324-6386.

Charlie Langworthy: A member of the Ferrisburgh Historical Society turns the clock back with a slide show presentation of early 1900s Vermont photographs. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2211.

Cynthia Packert: In “Bollywood Cinema and Mughal History: Creative Revisionism in Contemporary Indian Film,” this professor explores the romance, myths, politics and film representations of current Muslim-Hindu relations. Room 221, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 443-3168.

Daniel Smail: A Harvard historian investigates history, neuroscience and the “great transformation” in “Is Culture Just a Drug?” Livak Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5665.

Jon Erickson & Ross Whaley: The managing director of the Gund Institute for Ecological Economics and the emeritus president of the SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry, respectively, present “The Great Experiment in Conservation: Voices From the Adirondack Park.”

Lake Champlain Basin Program Office, Grand Isle, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3213.

Lori Barg: A Vermont resident and river scientist provides information to fuel a discussion about redeveloping an environmentally sound system of hydroelectric power in Vermont. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Siham Abou Imad & Jenneta Mejiyeva: Two Mount Abraham Union High School exchange students compare the customs of their home countries (Lebanon and Turkmenistan, respectively) with those in America over snacks, music and a slide show. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 453-4147.

theater

‘A Walk in the Woods’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m.

‘Harvey’: Veta learns an important lesson about friendship in the Little City Players’ production about a man’s imaginary pal, a 6-and-a-half-foot tall rabbit. See calendar spotlight. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 877-6737.

‘Shipwrecked!’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m.

‘The Fox’: Allan Miller’s play of passion, betrayal and revenge on an isolated English farm, based on D.H. Lawrence’s 1923 novella, is put onstage by the Middlebury Actors Workshop. See calendar

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spotlight. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $17.

Info, 382-9222.

School Performing Arts Center, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2289, ext. 228.

words

‘CASABLAnCA’: Old lovers meet again in Michael Curtiz’s 1942 classic, set in Morocco in the early days of World War II. But will Paris be all they ever have? Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-6955.

‘A LAnguAge for Life’ CirCLe: No need to dish out shallow compliments to connect with others; facilitator Sally Dames guides folks in meaningful communication exercises. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6:30-8 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 288-9265.

‘Booked for LunCh’: Louella Bryant, author of While in Darkness There Is Light, explains the inspiration for her Vietnam-era novel. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 862-5153 or 658-0245.

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ArgentineAn tAngo: Shoulders back, chin up!

With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

BALLroom dAnCe: Learn to waltz, rumba, foxtrot and mambo like you mean it in an evening of dance-floor instruction. A half-hour swing lesson begins the evening. Dance Studio. UVM Patrick Gymnasium, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 413-687-5813.

BALLroom dAnCe SoCiAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269. ‘dAre to Be SquAre’ oLd-time SquAre dAnCe: Pete Sutherland, Squash, Kathleen Moore and Noah Hahn provide the tunes as caller Jennifer Steckler directs folks to allemande left, do-si-do and swing their partner ‘round. The Lamb Abbey, Montpelier, 7-10 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 229-2200. engLiSh Country dAnCe: Those keen on Jane Austen’s favorite pastime make rural rounds to lively tunes by Carol Compton and Thal Aylward.

First half-hour is an advanced dance session. ElleyLong Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $5-8; bring finger food to share. Info, 899-2378.

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eCoSew workShop: ‘Let’S mAke mACrAmé!’: Intricate knots meet vintage materials and fresh ideas to create a unique plant hanger or critter friend. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417.

tertuLiA LAtinA: Latino americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. vermont quiLt Shop hop: See WED.17, 9 a.m. 6 p.m.

film

‘AmAndLA! A revoLution in four-pArt hArmony’: Lee Hirsch’s 2003 documentary portrays the inspirational story of music uniting South Africans in their fight against apartheid. Cabot

Lenten fiSh dinnerS: Soup, fish, veggies and dessert fill the weeks leading up to Easter. St. Monica’s campus cafeteria. Central Vermont Catholic School, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $6-8; $25 per family of four. Info, 476-5015.

kids

AfterSChooL tutoring: See WED.17, 3 p.m.

Center City LittLe LeAgue regiStrAtion: See WED.17, Boys & Girls Club, Burlington. kidS’ movie: Youngsters in grades 1 and up view the traditionally animated The Princess and the Frog. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘onCe upon A mAttreSS’: See THU.18, 7:30 p.m. ‘pint-Sized SCienCe’: Laboratory learners ages 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/ Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $7.50-9.50. Info, 1-877-3246386.

SongS & StorieS with mAtthew: Musician Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956, brownell_library@yahoo.com.

Story hour: College students read fables to eager-eared 3- to 10-year-olds. An arts-and-crafts table provides hands-on entertainment. Giorgetti Library, College of St. Joseph, Rutland, 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 776-5262. toddLer time: Little ones ages 1 to 3 get social with books and simple yoga stretches. Preregister.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. toy dAnCe pArty: Stuffed animal friends and figurines do the twist as Emily Jenkins, author of Toys Go Out and Sugar Would Not Eat It, reads her stories aloud. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

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CoLLege muSiC SoCiety & uvm fACuLty ConCert: Guest artists add flair to a program of new music from composers throughout the Northeast. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-3040.

‘SiSterS in SouL’: Vocal legends Marcia Ball, Bettye LaVette and Maria Muldaur belt out soulful sounds in a packed triple-bill act. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $24-40. Info, 863-5966.

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pete SutherLAnd & friendS: Special guests Jeremiah McLane and Karen Sutherland add their notes to this folk musician’s songs of Vermont history. Old Brick Church, Williston, 7-9:30 p.m. $5-8; free for kids under 6. Info, 764-1141.

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‘A SingLe mAn’: Small, fleeting moments are the center of attention in Tom Ford’s Oscar-nominated 2009 film about a man coping with the loss of his partner. Cinema 1, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

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‘the LASt StAtion’: Michael Hoffman’s 2009 Oscar nominee, based on Vermonter Jay Parini’s biographical novel, centers on the turbulent marriage of Leo Tolstoy and the Countess Sofya. Cinema 2, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

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fAmiLy ContrA dAnCe: Caller Lausanne Allen oversees partnered steps to tunes by Peter Macfarlane, Rick Klein and John Dickason. Addison Central Teens hosts. Municipal Gym, Middlebury, 7-10:30 p.m. $5-10; $15 per couple; $25 per family.

Info, 388-3910.

green mountAin fiLm feStivAL: This 13th annual screen-centric bash boasts more than 60 showings in 10 days. Visit www.greenmountain filmfestival.org for details. Various locations, Montpelier, 4 p.m. - midnight. $7-8.50; some events are free. Info, 262-3456.

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sport

Burton u.S. open SnowBoarding ChampionShipS: See WED.17, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m.

Karate demo: A karateka introduces newbies to the Japanese martial art. Sports & Fitness Edge, Williston, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2518.

talks

Caroline Beer: A UVM associate professor of political science takes a closer look at “Mexican Democracy and the Status of Women.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2-3 p.m. $5.

Info, 864-3516.

Cathy FranK: An avid kayaker gives the skinny on the wildlife, water conditions, geology and shorelines of Lake Champlain. Recital Hall, McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $5-8; free for kids under 12. Info, 862-4629. plant & Soil SCienCe Seminar SerieS: Ecologist Charlie Cogbill covers environmental land use in a discussion of Northeastern forests. Room 411, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 12:45-1:45 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-2630.

theater

‘a walK in the woodS’: See WED.17, 7 p.m. auditionS For ‘a night on the town: BitS & pieCeS iii’: The Brandon Town Players select a large cast for a vaudeville-style variety show, based upon presented sketches and musical abilities. First Congregational Church, Brandon, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 247-5420, denniswmarden@gmail.com.

auditionS For ‘the 25th annual putnam County Spelling Bee’: Thespians dressed as their favorite character in the play present special 3/10/10 11:35:12 AM talents onstage. Preregister for a time slot. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 253-3961, info@stowetheatre.com.

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uKrainian egg demo: Artist Theresa Somerset creates decorative pysanky using molten wax and dyes. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6458.

community

town meeting: Sen. Bernie Sanders introduces firefighters and EMS personnel to special guest U.S. Fire Administrator Kelvin Cochran. Judd Hall, Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-339-9834.

dance

green mountain Chapter oF uSa danCe: Dancers work their ballroom, Latin and swing moves in open dancing. A lesson from 7-8:30 p.m. heats things up. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-11 p.m. $6-12. Info, 223-2234. montpelier Contra danCe: Adina Gordon calls the steps as folks in soft-soled shoes move to live airs by Crowfoot. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163.

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‘aCe oF gameS’: Game masters go for the win in board games such as Shadows Over Camelot, Agricola and Hive. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

CaSino night: Put on your p-p-p-poker face: Gamers try their luck at blackjack, Wheel of Fortune, roulette and more at a benefit for the ColchesterMilton Rotary Club’s community service projects.

Hampton Inn, Colchester, 7-11 p.m. $5 for casino; $80 buy-in for Texas hold ‘em. Info, 658-4182.

Cold Frame worKShop: At-home gardeners make simple constructions to lengthen the growing season. Preregister. Riverside Farm, East Hardwick, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 755-6336, rebec cabeidler@yahoo.com.

‘CompoSting 101’: Gardeners learn to feed the land with nourishing kitchen scraps — sans the smell. Preregister. Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. $10. Info, 660-3505, ext. 14. eCoSew worKShop: ‘let’S maKe dream pillowS!’: Needle workers fashion sweet-scented sleep aids from vintage fabrics and locally harvested herbs. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. ‘equiday 2010’: A daylong symposium and miniexpo on all things horse get riders ready for spring.

Auditorium, Miner Agricultural Institute, Chazy, N.Y., 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-846-7121, ext. 120.

FrenCh roundtaBle: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session.

Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050. indoor gardening worKShop: Green-thumb guru Peter Burke lays out simple steps for sprouting a mix of salad greens. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 2-3 p.m. $5. Info, 861-9700. ‘organiC gardening 101’: Covering raised beds, companion and succession planting, and pests and disease, Friends of Burlington Gardens executive director Jim Flint helps plant caretakers get ready to cultivate veggies. Robert Miller Community & Recreation Center, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - noon. $15-20 includes seed packets. Info, 861-4769. relay For liFe FundraiSer: A local team trots out brand-new spring and fall Pampered Chef kitchenware lines to support its American Cancer Society cause. Holiday Inn, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $2; donations accepted. Info, 316-1995, hamcelheny@comcast.net.

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lower-income households. Sign up in advance for a one-hour session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 9:15 a.m. - 1:15 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

Vermont Quilt Shop Hop: See WED.17, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.

Vernal Equinox Celebration: Vermonters usher in spring with an outdoor flower ritual from 1-4 p.m., a potluck dinner from 6-8 p.m. and general partying into the night. The Art House, Middlebury, 1-10 p.m. Donations accepted; bring a potluck dish.

Info, 458-0464.

Waterbury Home & Garden Show: Exhibits and speakers showcase the latest in landscaping, building and remodeling. Tables offer gently used household and garden paraphernalia to benefit the Waterbury Rotary Club’s community efforts.

Crossett Brook Middle School, Duxbury, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $2. Info, 244-7373. ‘beCAUSE Craft Show’: An array of handcrafted baubles support a charity or nonprofit of each vendor’s choice. Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $2 admission is donated to the Heavenly Food Pantry; free for kids under 12. Info, 879-3331.

film

‘A Single Man’: See FRI.19, 1:30 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 p.m.

Green Mountain Film Festival: See FRI.19, 9:30 a.m. - 11:30 p.m.

‘Iraq in Fragments’: A three-part documentary

by James Longley offers portraits of those affected by the war, Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 12:30 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 253-8358.

Strand Theater, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 438-9803.

Sugar on Snow: Hardened maple syrup edibles usher in spring at an outdoor party. Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, noon - 4 p.m. $4; free to watch. Info, 985-5054.

health & fitness

Cervical Cancer Screenings: Reps from Ladies First and Catamount Health Care check women for the disease responsible for taking more than 4000 lives in 2009 — and offer pap tests, breast exams and vaccines. Preregistration recommended.

Affiliates in OB/GYN, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 658-0505.

Pilates Mat Class: Core muscles get a lowimpact workout to ensure good balance and spinal support. South End Studio, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $10. Info, 598-2469.

Reiki Clinic: The Vermont Reiki Association promotes well-being by administering the Japanese method of stress reduction to benefit UNICEF’s efforts to help Haitian children. The Wellness Center, Newport, 1-3 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 558-1451.

holidays

St. Patrick’s Day Dinner & Dance: Revelers attired in green feast on corned beef and cabbage fare before getting loose on the dance floor to tunes

by DJ Ken Fox. Partial proceeds benefit Martha’s Kitchen. Knights of Columbus, St. Albans, 6-11 p.m. $15. Info, 527-0181 or 524-9229.

Skip Gorman & Connie Dover: See FRI.19, see music spotlight, this issue. United Methodist Church, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $18-20. Info, 388-0216.

Social Band: A lively band of singers presents a collection of choral pieces old and new in “Arrayed in Living Green: Songs of Death and Rebirth.” First Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10-15 donation. Info, 658-8488.

The Avi Fox-Rosen Band: A four-man group presents an “absurdist rock cabaret” rife with accordion, guitar and marimba sounds. The Salt Wives open. North End Studio, Burlington, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 863-6713.

The Sky Blue Boys & The Michele Fay Band: A mandolin and guitar duo creates evocative old-time tunes, and a traditional quartet executes femaledriven harmonies and bluegrass beats. Burnham Hall, Lincoln, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 388-6863.

Vermont Symphony Orchestra: Violinist Jaime Laredo and cellist Sharon Robinson accent works by Mozart, Danielpour, de Falla, Delius and Copland in “Simple Gifts.” Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $9-58. Info, 863-5966.

Mark Breen: Come rain or shine, the coauthor of The Kids’ Book of Weather Forecasting shows up to meet young readers and chat about the elements.

Boxcar & Caboose, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. - noon.

Free. Info, 748-3551.

Sleigh Rides: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of rolling acres. Rides depart every half-hour from the Welcome Center. Shelburne Farms, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $6-8; free for kids under 3. Info, 985-8442.

Needle Felting Workshop: Imaginative pictures spring to life as instructor Dana Karuza-Tulp teaches stitching techniques. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 10-11:30 a.m. $20; $3 materials fee. Info, 748-2600, ext.106.

sport

‘Once Upon a Mattress’: See THU.18, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

Curling Challenge: Thirty-two teams of four sweep the ice in a fundraiser for the HowardCenter.

The Green Mountain Curling Club provides an hour of instruction prior to the games. See calendar spotlight. Cairns Arena, South Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. $1 to watch. Info, 488-6912, gailr@howardcen ter.org.

Burlington Winter Farmers Market: Vendors sell everything from ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese and anything else they can produce in the cold at this monthly event. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188, info@burlingtonfarmersmarket.org.

Montpelier Winter Farmers Market: Root veggies, honey, cheese and prepared international foods change hands at a biweekly, off-season celebration of area edibles, accompanied by freshly made sugar-on-snow. Alumni Hall Gymnasium.

Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958, manager@montpelierfarmersmarket.com.

Rutland Winter Farmers Market: Wintertime produce joins handcrafted soaps, wood creations and other novelties at this weekly local bazaar. Old

Saturday Stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

music

Montpelier Chamber Orchestra: New music director Paul Gambill guides classical and Celtic compositions by Bizet, Mendelssohn, Reinecke and Mock. College Hall, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $10-15; free for ages 10 and under.

Info, 223-5501.

Nashville Songwriters’ Round: Local musicians Eric Brinkerhoff, Michael Hahn, David Maguire and others present acoustic ditties in pop, country and rock styles. Cabaret Room, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 8 p.m. $5-7. Info, 748-2600.

Senior Recital: Advanced pianist Xiudan Lin enlivens the ivory keys. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

Alao Kung Fu: See WED.17, 11 a.m. - 1:15 p.m.

Burton U.S. Open Snowboarding Championships: See WED.17, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m.

Vermont Antique Ski Race: Bring on the wooden skis and Rossignol Stratos! Athletes in pre-1975 boots, bindings and skis take on a two-run slalom.

A kids’ lollipop race entertains those too young to have the right gear. Proceeds benefit the Vermont Ski Museum. Suicide Six, Woodstock, 10:30 a.m. $25 to register. Info, 253-9911, ext. 202, mscott@ vermontskimuseum.org.

Wolaver’s Backcountry Challenge: A grueling, 5-mile ski and snowshoe trek takes participants up Stark Mountain and all the way down the Antelope ski trail. Prizes and an après-ski party follow. Proceeds benefit Mad River Glen’s Naturalist Program. Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 10 a.m. $15 entry fee includes lunch. Info, 496-3551.

talks

Kristen Needham: Folks get to know Hinesburg farmers as this representative of Needham Family Farm gives a “Buy Local” PowerPoint presentation.

Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 482-5189.

Panel Discussion: Artist Wafaa Bilal and author of Sisters in War Christina Asquith consider the experiences of those “On the Ground in Iraq.” Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 3 p.m. Donations accepted.

Info, 253-8358.

‘Walking the Path of the Shaman’: Delve into the world of the mystic through a talk by a Champlain College professor and four spiritual

‘Shipwrecked!’: See WED.17, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

‘The Fox’: See THU.18, 8 p.m.

‘Twelfth Night’: See FRI.19, 7:30 p.m.

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agriculture

Green Mountain Crop Mob: Hale and hearty volunteers join a “guerrilla act of agriculture” to help skin a greenhouse and get a farm into shipshape.

Adam’s Berry Farm, Burlington, 9 a.m. - noon. Free.

Info, 373-1875.

community

Town Meeting: Sen. Bernie Sanders and Danish Ambassador to the U.S. Friis Arne Petersen take questions from the public and discuss income equality. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 1-800-339-9834.

dance

‘Calling for Mud!’: Family members master contra-dance sequences at this benefit for the Montessori School of Central Vermont. Rachel Nevitt calls the moves to Damn Yankee String Band tunes. Grange Hall, Montpelier, 2-4 p.m. $5, or $15 per family of any size. Info, 882-8025.

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Chess Club: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

Kirtan Chanting: Kirtankars ioin community-led call-and-response rythmic hyms and mantras in the devotional tradition of India. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1794.

Pause Café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

Vermont Quilt Shop Hop: See WED.17, 9 a.m. 3 p.m.

Waterbury Home & Garden Show: See SAT.20, 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m.

fairs & festivals

Maple Festival on the Green: Sap is the star of this sugar frenzy, featuring a maple sugar-making demo over an open fire, sugar-on-snow and maple desserts galore, raffles and a craft fair. Middletown Springs Historical Society, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 235-2376.

film

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Potluck Fundraiser: An evening of shared dishes and mingling benefits the Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program’s efforts with Iraqi immigrants. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 5 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 253-8358.

‘Read to a Therapy Dog’: Kids in grades K through 5 read to Sara, a chocolate Lab who loves to listen. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

outdoors

‘Harvey’: See THU.18, 8 p.m.

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New England Pie Breakfast: Diners indulge in slices of dough-encased baked goods, choosing from more than 100 varieties, at this all-you-caneat benefit for the Woodbury Community Library.

Digest over music and a silent auction. Woodbury Elementary School, 8:30-10:30 a.m. $7; free for ages 6 and under. Info, 472-5710.

‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘Dearly Beloved’: See FRI.19, 7:30 p.m.

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Corned Beef & Cabbage Supper: Spirited fiddle strains saturate the air at an Irish-American-style meal. United Church, Northfield, 5-7 p.m. $5-9. Info, 485-4431.

Princess Katie & Racer Steve: A four-member band plays pop music just for little ones, sharing hits off of Songs for the Coolest Kids and Fast and Feisty. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 11 a.m. $11-16.

Info, 603-448-0400.

Auditions for ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee’: See FRI.19, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m.

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‘The Last Station’: See FRI.19, 1:30 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 p.m.

Burlington Cohousing Potluck: Community members bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0120.

Auditions for ‘A Night on the Town: Bits & Pieces III’: See FRI.19, 6 p.m.

‘The Man Who Planted Trees’: The Puppet State Theatre Company presents its award-winning, multisensory adaptation of Jean Giono’s environmental classic. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 2 p.m. Info, 457-3981.

Family Fun Night: Kids and parents hit the pool, visit a bounce castle and settle down for snacks and a movie. Preregister. Greater Burlington YMCA, Burlington, 5-8:30 p.m. $3-5. Info, 862-9622.

Ayurvedic Cooking: Foodies explore “Six Tastes for Better Balance of Health” in this hands-on class making use of common kitchen spices. City Market, Burlington, noon -1 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

‘A Walk in the Woods’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m.

Vermont Music Teachers Association Spring Festival Auditions: Eighty-one music students put their talent to the test before a panel of judges.

Open to the public to watch. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 9 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 859-8950.

Mud Season Birding: Sharp-eyed scouts spy unusual gulls, raptors, ducks and resident songbirds.

Preregister. Intervale Center, Burlington, 8:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 863-2436, gmas@greenmountainaudu bon.org.

food & drink

theater

‘Dog Sees God’: See FRI.19, 7 p.m.

kids

Women’s Film Festival: See WED.17, 1-10:30 p.m.

‘War Without End in the Obama Era’ Forum: A panel of experts — including Joseph Gainza of Vermont Action for Peace and Adrienne Kinne of Iraq Veterans Against the War — discuss our nation’s military presence around the world, as well as the toll it takes at home. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 309-4824.

Tim Berry: A folk and Americana musician serenades listeners with original tunes. The Block Gallery, Winooski, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5150, Loraleh@comcast.net.

‘The Garden’: Scott Hamilton Kennedy’s 2008 Oscar-nominated doc chronicles the efforts of urban community gardeners trying to save a 14-acre plot from the bulldozer. Fellowship Hall. A potluck precedes the screening and a discussion follows. First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 861-4769.

Afterschool Tutoring: See WED.17, 9 a.m.

intermediaries. North End Studio, Burlington, 1-6 p.m. $5-7; free for kids under 12. Info, 233-0046.

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Green Mountain Film Festival: See FRI.19, 9:30 a.m. - 10:45 p.m.

‘The Last Station’: See FRI.19, 7 p.m.

Women’s Film Festival: See WED.17, 1-10:30 p.m.

food & drink

‘All-You-Can-Eat Breakfast’: Blueberry pancakes galore join plates piled high with honey-cured ham, scrambled eggs and other early morning fare.

Knights of Columbus, St. Albans, 8 a.m. - noon. $3-6; $18 per family. Info, 524-1492.

‘Eating Well on a Budget’: Foodies put a lid on spending by taking a tour of the bulk foods section.

Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 11 a.m. - noon.

Free. Info, 861-9700.

Sugar on Snow: See SAT.20, noon - 4 p.m.

health & fitness

Power Yoga: Yogis execute sun salutations and backbends to build strength, balance and flexibility.

The Confluence, Montpelier, 8 a.m. $12. Info, 5782994.

Tai Chi: Rick Marantz demonstrates the Chinese martial art known for its healthful slow-motion routines. North End Studio, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 863-6713.

kids

Easter Bunny: The long-eared harbinger of spring takes visits at his treehouse in Center Court.

University Mall, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

Easter Egg Hunt & Mascot March: Little ones scavenge for hidden sweets while area business mascots show off their costumes. University Mall, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 8631066, ext. 11.

Lollipop Ski Race: Young skiers don racing bibs for a fun zip down the “Mighty Mite” hill, with encouragement from bystanders, including Olympians Marilyn and Barbara Ann Cochran. Cochran’s Ski Area, Richmond, 1-2:30 p.m. Free with purchase of a $14 youth day pass; includes post-race lollipop. Info, 434-2479.

‘Read to a Dog’: See SAT.20, 1-2 p.m.

Teen Video Games: See THU.18, 1-4 p.m.

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music

Alexander Ghindin: Chopin, Scriabin and Rachmaninoff melodies flow as the winner of the 2007 Cleveland International Piano Competition works black and white keys. Stowe High School, 4 p.m. $20-25. Info, 253-7792.

Bel Canto Chamber Singers & Orchestra: Hal Sheeler directs vocalists and a string ensemble in selections from Franz Schubert, Randall Thompson and The Phantom of the Opera. First Congregational Church, Lebanon, N.H., 3 p.m. Donations accepted for the Upper Valley Music Center. Info, 603-4484281.

Bryan Adams: The Canadian artist puts a spin on hits such as “Straight From the Heart” and “Cuts Like a Knife” in a solo acoustic gig. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 4 p.m. & 8 p.m. $49.75-60.25. Info, 863-5966.

Hinesburg Artist Series: Rufus Patrick directs the South County Chorus in Antonio Vivaldi and Mark Hayes’ renditions of Magnificat, with soprano Jessica Allen lending her lung power. St. Jude Catholic Church, Hinesburg, 4:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 482-5189.

Montpelier Chamber Orchestra: See SAT.20, 4 p.m.

Paul Baker Hernández: A Latin American guitarist performs powerful, political-driven protest songs. Vermont Workers’ Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2689.

Roland Pigeon & Friends: Old-time squaredance refrains and fiddling headed up by this local artist help preserve vintage Vermont tunes. United Church of Westford, 4-5 p.m. Donations accepted for the church preservation fund. Info, 879-4028.

Social Band: A lively band of singers presents a collection of choral pieces old and new in “Arrayed

in Living Green: Songs of Death and Rebirth.” First Baptist Church, Burlington, 4 p.m. $10-15 donation.

Info, 658-8488.

Terrance Simien & The Zydeco Experience: An eighth-generation Louisianan performs a blend of N’Awlins roots, funk-reggae and Afro-Caribbean tunes. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $16. Info, 518-523-2512.

Vermont Symphony Orchestra: Violinist Jaime Laredo and cellist Sharon Robinson accent works by Mozart, Danielpour, de Falla, Delius and Copland in “Simple Gifts.” Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 4 p.m. $9-32. Info, 775-0903.

outdoors

Sleigh Rides: See SAT.20, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m.

Wild Plant Walk: Herbalist Sandra Lory navigates a path through Sabin’s Pasture to greet the early buds of springtime. Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 1-3:30 p.m. $5-7, or $10-12 per family. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.com.

sport

Burton U.S. Open Snowboarding Championships: See WED.17, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m.

New Skiers & Riders Day: First-time visitors to the nonprofit Richmond ski area score free lift tickets. Cochran’s Ski Area, Richmond, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 434-2479.

‘Ride for a Reason’: Master spinning instructors encourage teams of riders through a six-hour cycling benefit for Special Olympics Vermont.

Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. $25 registration; donations. Info, 863-5222.

Women’s Drop-In Soccer: Ladies — and sometimes gents — break a sweat while passing around the spherical polyhedron at this coed-friendly, noncompetitive gathering. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 540-1058.

talks

Alan R. Hoffman: A historian focuses on Gen. Marquis de Lafayette’s 1825 visit to Burlington, drawing on the translated journals of his secretary. Conference Room, Pomerleau Alumni Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 363-8906.

J. William McKnight: A lecturer mulls over the impact of the once-radical Reason: The Only Oracle of Man in “Ethan Allen: Infidel or Deist?” Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5403.

theater

‘A Walk in the Woods’: See WED.17, 5 p.m.

Auditions for ‘A Night on the Town: Bits & Pieces III’: See FRI.19, 4 p.m.

David Schein: A B-town native presents MYethiOPIA: Tales From the AIDS Education Circus, a recollection of his time spent teaching safe sex in Africa, and Queen City Songs, a musical about growing up Jewish in Vermont. See calendar spotlight.

Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15.

Info, 864-0218.

‘Dearly Beloved’: See FRI.19, 2 p.m.

‘Shipwrecked!’: See WED.17, 2 p.m.

‘The Fox’: See THU.18, 2 p.m.

‘Twelfth Night’: See FRI.19, 2 p.m.

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Jane Austen Society of North America: Austen aficionado Ingrid Graff discusses the writer’s most lighthearted novel in “Learning to Love a Hyacinth: Emotional Growth in Northanger Abbey.” Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 343-2294.

Open Mic: Performance poets, storytellers and writers draw audiences into their word worlds. The Block Gallery, Winooski, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 3735150, daniel.ritter@mymail.champlain.edu.

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‘Music With Mia’: Tots form a circle for a special story hour with some sing-along tunes. Meet in the JCPenney Court. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

Egg Decorating Workshop: Intricate wax designs and layers of vegetable dyes create decorative pysanky. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

Music with Peter: See THU.18, 10:45 a.m.

art

etc.

Basic Computer Course: Folks in need of some technology tutelage sign up for a tailored 30-minute slot with a computer expert. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. $3 donation. Info, 658-3585.

English Conversation Group: Anglophones offer chatty practice to nonnative learners of their mother tongue. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

Film & Discussion: Viewers catch a short flick from the website ted.com (Technology, Entertainment, Design), which compiles thoughtprovoking “ideas worth spreading.” Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 2233338.

Japanese Conversation Group: Folks swap sentences in a distant dialect at this language exchange. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7211.

‘Marvelous Wonderettes’: Folks savor a retro diner-style meal and showtunes from the 1950s and ‘60s by the Weston Playhouse Theatre Company.

The Inn at Weston, 6 p.m. $50 includes dinner and entertainment. Info, 824-5288.

‘Reinvent Yourself’ Conference: Workshops and networking connect hiring employers and reps from higher ed institutions with those pursuing work and educational opportunities. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3489, ext. 221.

Tax Assistance: See THU.18, 9-11:15 a.m.

‘The Herbalist Hour’: Herbalist Alyssa Doolittle of Mayflower Herb Farm resolves queries about all things green. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 3:45-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

film

‘A Single Man’: See FRI.19, 7 p.m.

Green Mountain Film Festival: See FRI.19, 11:30 a.m. - 10:30 p.m.

‘The Last Station’: See FRI.19, 7 p.m.

food & drink

Free Bagel Day: A local eatery celebrates its second birthday by toasting up yeasted dough rings without charge. Wally’s Place - Bagel & Deli, South Hero, 6 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 372-4666.

health & fitness

Reiki Clinic: Jennifer Florio helps align life-force energies through a nonintrusive massage. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498, info@stjfoodcoop.com.

kids

Preschool Storytime: See THU.18, 1010:45 a.m.

‘Stories With Megan’: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

music

Champlain Echoes Open Rehearsals: The women’s barbershop quartet shows off its four-part vocals. All females of all ages can chime in. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 6:309:30 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0071.

Choral Concert: The Catamount Singers and concert choir revisit works by American composer Cole Porter. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-3040.

Montpelier Chamber Orchestra: New music director Paul Gambill guides classical and Celtic compositions by Bizet, Mendelssohn, Reinecke and Mock. Calais Elementary School, Plainfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-15; free for ages 10 and under. Info, 223-5501.

sport

Coed Dodgeball: Players break a sweat chucking and side-stepping foam balls at this friendly competition. Orchard School, South Burlington, 6:25-7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-8539.

Mad River Men’s Rugby Training: Players of all ages and ability levels try to score the most points in a bout of this rough and rugged contact sport. Gym, Essex Middle School, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 735-7774.

talks

Debby & David Pearson: Just married? The owners of Green Mountain Harley-Davidson describe “How to Survive a Honeymoon on Two Wheels: A Couple’s Motorcycle Adventure in Central America.”

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

words

‘Her-Stories’: Group members swap stories of females who have inspired them in this program celebrating Women’s History Month. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

Marjorie Cady Memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@comcast. net.

Priscilla Wilson: The local author of A Pioneer Love Story: The Letters of Minnie Hobart reads passages from the nonfiction story about her grandmother’s journey from Vermont to Texas in 1888. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

Afterschool Tutoring: See WED.17, 3 p.m.

‘Animal Investigators’: Curious kids fill their heads with facts about wild animals through hands-on activities with skulls, bones and feathers.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-4918.

Creative Mondays: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Easter Bunny: See SUN.21, 11 a.m. - 7 p.m.

‘Itty Bitty Public Skating’: See THU.18, 1011 a.m.

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Origami Class: Don Shall of Paperworks shows paper folders how to fashion colorful figurines. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.

dance

Western-Style Square Dance: This south Texan style of dance provides group exercise through a rotation of couples-based steps. Frederick H. Tuttle

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Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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Graduate Student Open House: Academics pursuing advanced degrees tour the campus and meet grad program directors. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4:30-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘Music with Robert Resnik’: The host of a weekly folk and world-music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Rotary Club of Essex: See WED.17, 12:101:30 p.m.

environment

Preschool Storytime: See WED.17, 1010:45 a.m.

environment

Middle School, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $4. Info, 985-2012 or 878-2485.

education

‘Reboot the Environmental Movement’: Former Greenpeace USA executive director John Passacantando opens up on his thoughts about sustainable energy. Room 104, Aiken Center, UVM, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8657.

‘Solar Made Simple’: Reps from groSolar lay out the guidelines for assessing whether a home or business could implement sun-powered energy solutions. City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 861-9700.

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American Red Cross Blood Drive: Healthy humans part with life-sustaining pints. Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 12:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

Career Fair: Those throwing their hat into the workforce shake hands with reps from Green Mountain Coffee Roasters, National Life Group, the Greater Burlington YMCA and other area employers. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

Pause Café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

The Center on Aging at UVM Research Day: We may get old, but now we can get wise, too: Shared research projects on the twilight years precede a keynote speech by Dr. Marilyn Gugliucci on “Learning by Living.” Davis Auditorium, Medical Education Center Pavilion, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4220.

film

‘A Single Man’: See FRI.19, 7 p.m.

Green Mountain Film Festival: See FRI.19, 11:30 a.m. - 10:30 p.m.

‘Lumumba’: Moviegoers screen a film charting the rise to power and assassination of Patrice Lumumba, the independent Congo’s first elected leader. Room 111, Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘The Last Station’: See FRI.19, 7 p.m.

Free Cone Day: For the 31st year, participating Ben & Jerry’s shops nationwide scoop up cool, creamy treats to thank local communities for their support.

Various locations statewide, noon - 8 p.m. Free. Visit benjerry.com for details.

health & fitness

Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

Afterschool Tutoring: See WED.17, 3 p.m.

Easter Bunny: See SUN.21, 11 a.m. - 7 p.m.

Toddler Storytime: Kids under 3 enjoy picture books, songs and rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:10-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

Toddler Time: Little ones ages 18 to 35 months get cozy listening to stories, singing nursery rhymes and playing games with new buds. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 878-0313.

‘Transitions’: Teens embark on a theater project exploring adolescent changes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

music

Abby’s Agenda with Michael Manring: Keepers of lost and forgotten songs revive works

by Frank Loesser, Fats Waller and Johnny Mercer, with the help of a leading bassist. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15-18. Info, 863-5966.

Moira Smiley & Friends: This musical shapeshifter sings out everything from early American folk to traditional Balkan. North End Studio, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10 donation. Info, 863-6713.

politics

Democratic Gubernatorial Debate: Voters familiarize themselves with the five candidates’ views. North Lounge, Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 508-362-0741.

sport

Adult Pickup Volleyball: Players begin a rally over the net at this fun court game. Gymnasium, Edmunds Middle School, Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. $3.

Info, 864-5088.

talks

Charlotte Albers: A landscape designer describes the successful components of city gardens, such as Montréal’s Botanical Garden, the Frederik Meijer Gardens & Sculpture Park and Chicago’s Millennium Park. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 1:15 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6764.

Ted Adler: A representative from Union Street Media holds a seminar on social media. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

theater

‘A Walk in the Woods’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m.

words

Garret Keizer: In “Listening to Noise,” the author of The Unwanted Sound of Everything We Want: A Book About Noise talks about the consequences of living in a loud world. Marsh Lounge. Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3882.

‘Smart About Solar’: Renewable energy experts cover the green benefits of grid-connected photovoltaics, as well as incentives for implementing sunpowered energy solutions in homes and businesses.

Cafeteria, AllEarth Renewables, Williston, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9600, ext. 111.

‘Solar Financing Made Easy’: Listeners warm to solar electric systems as reps from DC Energy Innovations break down their costs and power production. Burlington Electric Department’s Chris Burns simplifies the recently approved POWER program. Draker Solar Building, Burlington, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 363-1474.

etc.

Abraham-Hicks Study Group: See WED.17, 6-7:30 p.m.

‘Basics of Book Repair’: Well-loved tomes with loose pages, tears and broken spines are tidied up in this workshop led by art conservation experts Rachel Penniman and Laura Brill. Bradford Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536, bradfordpubliclibrary@gmail.com.

Burnham Knitters: See WED.17, 6-8 p.m.

Italian Conversation Group: Parla Italiano?

A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

‘Lunch & Learn’: Listeners soak up knowledge about the varieties, care and potting of African violets from landscape designer Dave Vachitis.

Gardener’s Supply, Williston, noon - 12:45 p.m. Free.

Info, 658-2433.

‘Mending Mamas’: Moms sit and stitch, sharing current craft projects, stories and ideas. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-7417.

‘Protection 101’: The Vermont Federal Credit Union hosts a seminar on the basics of life insurance, disability coverage and long-term care insurance. Best Western Windjammer Inn & Conference Center, South Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 923-1176.

Russian-English Exchange: Practitioners of the most widely spoken Slavic language expand their vocabulary. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

film

‘A Single Man’: See FRI.19, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.

‘Consuming Kids: The Commercialization of Childhood’: This 2008 film exposes the enormous enterprise devoted to turning American kids into buyers. Media Literacy educator Suzie DeBrosse guides a follow-up discussion about youth marketing. Preregister. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12, pgraham@lakechamplainwaldorfschool.org.

Green Mountain Film Festival: See FRI.19, 11:30 a.m. - 10:30 p.m.

‘The Last Station’: See FRI.19, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.

Easter Bunny: See SUN.21, 11 a.m. - 7 p.m.

Knitting Club: See WED.17, 3-4 p.m.

‘Moving & Grooving With Christine’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes.

Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

‘Peter the Music Man’: See WED.17, 12:30-1 p.m.

Preschool Storytime: See WED.17, 10-10:45 a.m.

‘Tap That Tree’: See TUE.23, 10-11:30 a.m.

‘Teens Read’: See WED.17, 5-5:45 p.m.

‘What You Don’t Know About Animals’: A Girl Scouts troop presents short skits about critter issues. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

music

Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: A SoCal-based quartet formed in 1966 gets down with country-rock songs such as “Buy for Me the Rain.” Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $28-32. Info, 476-8188.

sport

Alao Kung Fu: See WED.17, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

talks

Frank Bryan: Does Vermont have its own “genetic code,” distinguishing its residents from those of other states? A UVM poli-sci prof enlightens listeners in “Vermont as a Civil Society.” Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-4389, crv@uvm.edu.

‘Lunch & Learn’ Series: Kate Nugent, executive director of Winooski Coalition for a Safe and Peaceful Community, journeys to the past in “Renaissance Women Writers.” O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, noon - 1 p.m. Free; lunch is included. Info, 655-1392, ext. 10.

Mark LaBarr: Just back from birdwatching in Mexico and Dominica, this conservation biologist at Audubon Vermont reports on his sightings. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Naomi Tickle: Do you wear your personality on your face? The author of What Makes People Tick and Why thinks so — and she’ll conduct some “face-readings” to prove it. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Visual Presentation & Lecture: A PowerPoint show illuminates the Gnostic perspective on “The Christian Mystery of Initiation.” 6 Fairfield Hill Road, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706, vermont@ goldenrosycross.org.

theater

‘A Walk in the Woods’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m.

‘Shipwrecked!’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m.

words

Dine & Discuss Potluck Series: Bibliophiles and foodies unite as they swap thoughts on Irina Ratushinskaya’s memoir, Grey is the Color of Hope, over shared Russian cuisine. Preregister. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

‘Prophetic Odyssey’: See WED.17, 11:30 a.m. 12:30 p.m.

The Green Mountain Spinnery: Members of this cooperative producing high-quality, all-natural yarns introduce their new book, 99 Yarns and Counting, along with fiber samples. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. m

food & drink

Easy Appetizers: No need to sweat the small stuff; home chefs put together simple but tasty hors d’oeuvres, including sun-dried tomato and olive tapenade, and creamy goat cheese crostini.

Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-2569.

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kids

Teen Video Games: See THU.18, 3:30-5 p.m.

‘Environmental Literacy for Vermont’: Folks pipe up about community environmental projects in a public dialogue. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 353-9440, jen@fourwindsinstitute.org.

Babytime: See WED.17, 10:30 a.m.

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‘Health & Wellness the Natural Way’: Speaker Robin Singer details the immune systemboosting powers of whole food nutrition. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 2238004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com.

‘Tap That Tree’: Sweet-toothed little ones ages 3 to 5 discover the tricks of the maple sugaring trade.

North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

School Open House: See WED.17, 9 a.m.

Afterschool Tutoring: See WED.17, 3 p.m.

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food & drink

Storytime With a Twist: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $7.50-9.50.

Info, 1-877-324-6386.

education

kids

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‘Children of Men’: Alfonso Cuarón’s futuristic drama follows the journey of a sole pregnant woman in a world where humans are unable to reproduce.

Room 200, Yokum Lecture Hall. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

Story Hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

community

Lamoille Valley Year-Round Farmers Artisan Market: See WED.17, 3-7 p.m.

classes THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $13.75/WEEK (INCLUDES SIX PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS.

advocacy BE AN ENVIRONMENTAL ACTIVIST: Sep. 6, 2010 - Sep. 5, 2011. Location: IICD Michigan, 56968 Dailey Rd., Dowagiac. Info: IICD Michigan, Anthony Nugent, 510-734-6777, anthony@cctg.org.

Participate in a 12-month training/ action program in the U.S. and the Caribbean. Fight global warming by mobilizing and assisting families and communities to improve their economy and install inexpensive and clean energy supplies.

animals HOMEOPATHY FOR ALL ANIMALS: Apr. 17-18, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $125/person. Location: Best Western, Waterbury. Info: Christina Chambreau, DVM, 802-434-5697, aprilseminar@gmail.com. Feeling frustrated with what conventional medicine can offer? Join us for the weekend for an introduction to homeopathy and its use with animals both domestic and farm.

Dr. Chambreau has introduced laypeople and veterinarians to the wonders and science of homeopathy all over the country. She is a gifted speaker who is committed to demystifying homeopathy.

Sponsored by VT Raw, Pet Food Warehouse, Light Heart Reiki, and Qi Veterinary Clinic.

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art ART AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 150 spring offerings for all ages.

Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. Two Watercolor classes with Ginny Joyner, Drawing for Beginners, Painting with Water Soluble Oils, Photography as Art. Culinary arts: One-night classes where you eat well! Thai Cuisine, Caribbean, Dim Sum 101, Szechuan Cuisine, Indian, Barbeque Action, Gelato/Sorbet, Summer Soups, Fresh Berry Pies, Mother Sauce - Tomato, Viva Veloute, Cooking Healthy with Your Kids, Cheese Making - Chevre/Feta from Goat’s Milk, Mozzarella/Ricotta from Cow’s Milk. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org, look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+.

FASHION DRAWING FOR DESIGNERS: Apr. 24-25, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $125/1.5 days. Location: Burlington City Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington. Info: CG Garment Designs, Cathy Griffiths Scholze, 877-275-8977, cgriffiths.scholze@ gmail.com. Learn to render common clothing items, fabric of different types and weights, and details on garments. Study how fabric drapes on a live model and learn to capture drape in drawings. Using these skills, design two to three

looks. Use of color demonstration on Day 2. $40 kit fee.

astrology YOUR RELATIONSHIPS & ASTROLOGY: Mar. 27, 11:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Cost: $35/2.5-hour workshop. Location: Blissfull Healing Studio, 130 Church St. (upstairs), Burlington. Info: Astro*lore - Astrology by Laurie, Laurie Farrington, 802-338-2098, astrolore@gmail.com. Come to a clearer understanding of your relationships, yourself and your loved ones using your horoscopes as a tool to enable you to step outside of your limited perspectives and begin to see yourselves and each other clearly. Minimal knowledge of astrology needed. “Let the universe support your growth.”

body BODY & MIND AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194.

Core Strength with Caroline Perkins (3 sections), Weight Training (2 levels), Zumba (3 choices), Yoga (3 choices), Swing or Ballroom with Terry Bouricius, Pennywhistle for Beginners, Ballet Exercise: Strength/Stretch with Brea, Jazzercise, West African Drum/ Dance Voice-Overs, Beginner Guitar (2 Levels), Mindful Meditation, Spring Cleansing, Kicking the Sugar Habit, Equine Aromatherapy, and Juggling. Low cost, excellent instructors, guaranteed. Materials included. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org, look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount: 65+.

bodywork ORTHO-BIONOMY, 16 CEUS: Mar. 20-21. Cost: $275/16 CEUs. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, Burlington. Info: Dianne Swafford, 802-734-1121, swaffordperson@ hotmail.com. Ortho-Bionomy is a gentle, deeply effective noninvasive body therapy, which is effective with both acute and chronic conditions including whiplash, back pain, carpal tunnel syndrome, fibromyalgia, migraine and other headaches. Ortho-Bionomy is used to reduce tension, improve structural alignment and restore well-being.

Ortho-Bionomy is compatible with other healing systems.

burlington city arts CLAY: WHEEL-THROWING I: Mar. 29 - May 24, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $235/$211.50 BCA members (clay sold seperately at

$20/25 lb. bag, glazes and firings).

Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. No experience necessary! Work primarily on the potter’s wheel learning basic throwing and forming techniques.

Projects may include vases, mugs, plates and bowls. Students will also be guided through the various finishing techniques using the studio’s house slips and glazes. Over 20 hrs/week of open studio time to practice. Limit: 12.

DESIGN: ADOBE IN-DESIGN: Apr. 1 - May 6, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $140/$126 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn the basics of Adobe In-Design, with which you can develop further skills and become proficient, using this powerful digital layout program.

This class is suited for beginners who are interested in furthering their design software skills. This class will be taught on a Mac with InDesign CS4. Limit: 6.

JEWELRY: ENAMELING: Apr. 6 - May 11, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $180/$162 BCA members. Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. This class is for students that have some prior metalsmithing experience. Enameling is a very old process used to adhere thin layers of glass to metal. Learn different enameling techniques on copper and silver using a small jewelry kiln. Copper and some enamels will be provided. Limit: 5.

PAINTING: WATERCOLOR: Apr. 7 - May 12, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $135/$121.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. This class will focus on observational painting from still life, figure, landscape and photos. Students will paint on watercolor paper stretched on board or watercolor blocks and will gain experience with composition, color theory, layering, light and shade.

Class may move outdoors to paint en plein air on nice days! Limit: 12.

PAINTING II: Apr. 6 - May. 18, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday.

Cost: $180/$162 BCA members.

Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. This six-week class is an extension of Drawing and Painting and/or a class for painters who’d like to further develop their painting skills. This class will have a balance of studio time, group discussion and critique. BCA will provide glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks.

Limit: 10.

PAINTING: ABSTRACT PAINTING: Apr. 1 - May 13, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $180/$162 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Explore the many exciting possibilities of abstract painting. Using the paint of their choice (water-soluble oils, acrylics or watercolor), students will be encouraged to experiment and try adding other mixed media.

Learn from each other and discuss techniques and ideas in supportive critique. Limit: 10.

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP BASICS: Apr. 6 - May 11, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $250/$225 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Gain confidence working in Adobe Photoshop in this six-week class. Uploading images into Adobe Bridge, use of Camera Raw, image correction tools such as color and white balance correction, brightness/contrast,

layers and much more will be covered. Bring a portable flash drive or hard drive with your images to the first class. Limit: 6. Prerequisite: Intro to the 35MM Film or Digital SLR or equivalent experience.

PHOTO: INTRO TO 35MM FILM/ DIGITAL CAMERA: Mar. 24 - Apr. 28, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $145/130.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Explore the basic workings of the manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera to learn how to take photographs.

Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds and exposure, and learn the basics of composition, lens choices and film types/sensitivity. Bring an empty manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera and owners manual.

No experience necessary. Limit: 15.

Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com.

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Basics, Excel Up: The Next Steps, Movie Maker Lab, Website Design Fundamentals, Dreamweaver: Advanced Web Design, PowerPoint/ Publisher, Social Networking for Families, Window Management, Personalized Lessons. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed.

Materials included with few exceptions. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org, look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount 65+.

craft CRAFTS AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 150 spring offerings for all ages.

Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. Woodworking, Welding, Relief Carving - Covered Bridge, Free-Form Whittling, Bead/ Wire Jewelry Making, Wooden Bowl Turning, Rug Hooking (2 levels), Pillows Sewing, Cross Stitch, Funky Art Frame, Mosaic Birdbath, Herb Garden Planter, Cake Decorating 1, Fun with Fondant, Advanced Knitting, Perfumery. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org, look for Access, Community Education link.

Senior discount 65+.

dance business GETTING SERIOUS: Apr. 8-29, 6-8 p.m., Every Thurs. for 4 weeks.

Cost: $125/4-week workshop.

Location: Mercy Connections, 346 Shelburne Rd., Burlington. Info: Mercy Connections, Ali Marchildon, 802-846-7338, amarchildon@mer cyconnections.org. This four-week workshop is designed to help you explore business ownership as your possible next career step. You will discover if business ownership is right for you, examine and expand your business idea, clarify your entrepreneurial and business-related skills, and create an action plan for next steps.

chinese herbs CHINESE MEDICINE & SPIRIT: Apr. 10, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Cost: $50/ daylong workshop w/ lunch break.

Location: VT Center for Integrative Herbalism, 250 Main St. Suite 302, Montpelier. Info: Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Lisa Mase, 802-224-7100, info@ vtherbcenter.org. Chinese medicine is woven with Taoism, Buddhism and Confucianism.

Learn the foundations essential to utilizing it. Cultivate diverse and effective tools of awareness for self-investigation and understanding the world and people around us.

Topics will include Buddha-nature, True Suchness, Qi, Resonance, Yin-Yang, Five Skandhas, Causes and Conditions, Cause and Consequence.

computers COMPUTERS AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194.

Computer & Internet Basics Tutorial, iWant iPods & iPhones, Google Apps, Improve Your Internet Experience, Windows Security: File and Control Panels, OpenOffice, Google Sketch Up, Digital Identity, MS Word Basics and More, MS Excel

BALLET & BARTENIEFF: Sign up for your Mon. 6:45 class combining Bartenieff Fundamentals with ballet, and join our pure Ballet Barre and Stretch Thursdays at 6:45. Remember to bring your online printable savings certificate. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, just over the bridge from Burlington’s New North End), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. For beginners and intermediate dancers, this combination class will advance your understanding of how to develop ballet technique and move expressively with the practice of Bartenieff Fundamentals and Laban Movement Analysis. Private and small-group creative and movement analysis sessions with Lucille Dyer CMA are available by appointment.

BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, kevin@firststep dance.com, www.FirstStepDance. com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance!

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@salsalina. com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style.

One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

SUMMER DANCE CAMPS & CLASSES: July 5 - Aug. 21.

Location: Spotlight On Dance, 50 San Remo Dr., S. Burlington. Info: 802-865-7626. Kids mini dance

camps for ages 3-7. Theme-based camps for ages 8-12. Adult beginner ballet and tap. Teen classes, hiphop, lyrical jazz, tap, ballet, musical theater. Kids weeklong dance intensive and musical theater “glee” camp. All with friendly, caring, competent faculty. Come see why others come here!

dreams ASTROLOGICAL DREAMWORK GROUP: Mar. 16 - Apr. 27, Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $10/group.

Location: Tulsi Tea House, Montpelier. Info: Janis Comb MA, certified as an Embodied Dream Imagery Practitioner, 802-5223698, ackeefarm@earthlink. net. Come explore the symbolic language of dreams and astrology.

Both dreams and the natal chart are like a mandala or map to the self-reflecting multiple aspects of ourselves. Through the facilitator and the experiential method of embodied dreamwork we will explore and embody these multiple states of being.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-6580658, classes@burlingtontaiko. org, www.burlingtontaiko.com.

Beginning classes in Burlington!

Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $54/7 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $61/7 weeks. Session began 11/3. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $61/7 weeks, began 11/2. Beginning taiko classes in Montpelier! Wednesdays, 7:008:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at AllTogetherNow. In Richmond on Thursdays, call for times and location. Djembe classes in Montpelier, Wednesdays, 5:00-6:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at Lamb Abbey (www.thelambabbey.com). Gift certificates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

education BRAIN GYM 101: Registerfor April 16-19/2010 or May 21-24. Email for a full registration form. Location: LAPDA building, Montpelier, VT. Info: B1-Integrated Learning, Zohara Zarfati, 802-325-3679, B1-IL@hotmail.com. BRAIN GYM 101 course - a movement-based modality to enhance learning potential of children and adults of any age and ability level. Experiential course.

Stress reduction. Promotion of bodybrain communication for peak performance in reading, listening, communication, attitude, attention, organization, coordination (fine and gross motor), etc. Credits, discounts and VSAC scholarships available. Great for professionals in education, therapy, nursing, body work, and lifelong learners seeking profound change.

empowerment EMPOWERMENT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194.

Perfumery, First Garden, Pruning

class photos + more info online SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSES Trees/Scrubs, History of World Through Fiber with Chris O’Donnell, Boat Vermont (state cert.), Backyard Astronomy Knots for Life, Solar Energy 101, History of Cinema, the Right Plants for Landscaping, Mah Jongg, Get Published, Bridge (2 levels), Motorcycle Awareness Program, Financial Management, Grief Etiquette, Suburban Homesteading 101, Goal Setting, and Dreamboarding. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org, look for Access, Community Education link.

Senior discount 65+.

MAKING GOOD CHOICES: Apr. 7-28, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday.

Cost: $60. Location: 55 Clover Ln., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-2447909. Learn how to make good choices in life, based on the teachings and principles of Carl Jung.

Includes discussion of the larger context of our lives at this momentous time of transition for the planet. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

VISIONEERING: Mar. 21, Apr. 11, May 2 & 23; 2-4 p.m. Cost: $60. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-2447909. Learn a scientifically based technology to harness the power of vision that allows you to create the future out of the future and move your life ahead. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

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Dance Workshop w/ Reggie Wilson & Andreya Ouamba: Intermediate/Advanced Teens & Adults; Friday, March 26, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $20. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: 802-6524548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org.

Brooklyn-based Reggie Wilson and Senegal-based Andreya Ouamba combine the rhythms of African, Caribbean and African American Dance in their work. The two lead students through African diaspora movement idioms, bringing contemporary technique and postmodern structure to rhythmic folk traditions.

Percussion Workshop w/ Zakir Hussain: Open Level; Monday, March 29, 7-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $15. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org. Zakir Hussain and several of his Masters of Percussion introduce the fascinating instruments played by their renowned ensemble of India’s finest musicians. Bring your favorite percussion instrument as students participate in a jam session and technique workshop with the artists.

Community Shout with Reggie Wilson: Open level: Thursday, March 25, 7-8:30 p.m. Cost: FREE! Location: Flynn Center, Burlington.

Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. This workshop is a rejuvenating, transformative singa-long led by Wilson. Participants restore and strengthen their own rhythmic voices and learn about the origins and functions of song through tales and songs from Africa and the African diaspora (Caribbean and American South).

Gardener’s Supply, 472 Marshall Ave., Williston. Info: 802-6582433. Join our in-house bonsai expert, Anita Nadeau, for a handson-in-depth class on Bonsai trees.

Learn how to choose, plant and care for these unique and beautiful foliage trees. Seating is limited to 10. Preregistration is required.

Composting 101: How to Get Yard and Kitchen Scraps Cooking for a Better-Fed Garden: Mar. 20, 9:30-11 a.m.

Cost: $10. Location: Gardener’s Supply, Burlington. Info: 802-6603505. Learning how to establish and maintain a working compost system is a key element in creating rich, productive soil. If done correctly, it’s not stinky and doesn’t have to be time consuming. This seminar is a must for every gardener who wants to be successful.

herbs Honoring Herbal Tradition 2010: Cost: $850/1 Saturday a month for 8 months, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Location: Horsetail Herbs, 134 Manley Rd., Milton. Info: Horsetail Herbs, Kelley Robie, 802-893-0521, htherbs@comcast.net. Herbal apprenticeship program held on a horse farm. Covers herbal therapies, nutritional support, diet, detox, body systems, medicine making, plant identification, tea tasting, plant spirit medicine and animal communication, wild foods, field trips, iridology, women’s, children’s, men’s and animal health!

Textbook and United Plant Saver membership included. VSAC grants available.

Wisdom of the Herbs School: Open House Saturday, Apr. 10, 1-4 p.m., at Rhapsody Cafe, 28 Main St., Montpelier. Programs: Wisdom of the Herbs: Eightmonth Certification Program beginning May 15, 2010. Wild Edibles: Enhancing Local Food Security, beginning May 9, 2010.

VSAC nondegree grants avail. to qualifying applicants; apply now. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: Summer Camps & Classes anAnnie McCleary, 802-453-6764, nounced!: Location: Flynn Center, anniemc@gmavt.net, www.

Burlington. Info: 802-652-4548, WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com. flynnarts@flynncenter.org. Many Unique experiential programs favorites return and exciting new embracing wild plants, holistic opportunities abound in music, 1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 health PM and sustainable living skills, theater and dance. Talented teens valuable tools for living on the may audition for two fully produced All About Bonsai Workshop: Earth in these changing times. summer shows (“The Phenomenal Mar. 30, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $65/incl.

Learn through herb walks and naFlynn Vaudeville Cabaret” and “13”) the bonsai tree, pot, soil and ture adventures, communion with or join the intensive Summertime expert instruction. Location:

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language AMIGOS, LEARN SPANISH WITH US: Beginning the week of April 5 for 10 weeks except Traveler’s class is April 17. Cost: $160/10 1-hour classes. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-659-4181, span ishparavos@gmail.com, www. spanishwaterburycenter.com.

Spring Spanish class offerings.

Beginning early April for 10 weeks: adult morning and evening classes, six levels. Additionally, our full-day Spanish for Travelers class with Argentinean lunch, April 17, $106.

Also private classes, tutoring, lessons for children. See our website for complete information or contact us for details.

LANGUAGE AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 150 spring offerings for all ages.

Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194. Beginner French (2 levels), Conversational Immersion French with Laure Angel, Beginning Spanish (2 levels), Conversational Spanish, Beginning Mandarin (2 levels). Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions. Full descriptions at www.cvuhs.org, look for Access, Community Education link.

Senior discount 65+.

Parlez-vous francais?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Burlington, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 802-4966669, ashley@sevendaysvt.com.

Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review.

Fun and useful. Taught by Yves Compere, French native.

martial arts AIKIDO: Tuesday-Friday 6-7:30 p.m., Saturdays 9-10 a.m. and Sundays 10-11:30 am. Visitors are always welcome! Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 802-862-9785, robert@robertrichtax.com, www. vermontaikido.org. Aikido 101: Join us for this free class! Our free “Introduction to Aikido” hour begins at 10 a.m. on the 3rd Saturday of

each month. Please bring or wear loose-fitting exercise clothing and plan to arrive 15 minutes before the session begins to register. This class is a nonstrenuous introduction to basic movement and training, open to anyone interested in learning more about Aikido.

AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, April 6, at 5:30 p.m. Visitors are always welcome!

Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 802-9518900, aikidovt.org. Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises, aerobic conditioning, circular movements and pinning and throwing techniques. We also teach sword/staff arts and knife defense. Adult classes seven days a week. The Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 8-18.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m., and Saturdays, 10 a.m. First class is free! Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston.

Info: 802-660-4072, Julio@bjjusa. com, www.bjjusa.com. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu - classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and selfconfidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations.

Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr. teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-Times Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-Times Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Check out www. bjjusa.com.

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Introduction to Zen: Sat., Mar. 20, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/all-day workshop, lunch incl.

Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-9859746, ecross@crosscontext.net, www.vzc.org. The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism.

Preregistration required. Call for more info, or register online.

LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself.

The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

nature Wilderness Living Skills: Location: ROOTS School, East Calais. Info: ROOTS School, Brad Salon, 802-456-1253, Info@ RootsVT.com. Adults in April: Ancient Living Skills. We focus on long-term primitive skills creating rawhide baskets, bark canteens, bone knives, oil lamps, advanced cordage and more. Primitive weapons incorporate various materials

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Asian Bodywork Therapy Program: Cost: $5,000/500hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-

Contentment in Everyday Life: March 23-April 20, 5 Tuesday nights, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $95/5 evening classes. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. (corner of King St.), Burlington. Info: Burlington Shambhala Center, 802-658-6795, schnoz@comcast.net, burlington. shambhala.org. Shambhala warriorship is a path of nonaggression born from the bravery and gentleness of meeting our world without bias or judgment. This path shows how to view the challenges of daily life in our modern society as opportunities for both contemplative practice and social action.

Shambhala training includes group and individual instruction in meditation, personal interviews with a meditation instructor, discussion groups, and talks by a senior teacher.

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Asian Bodywork Open House: Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802288-8160, elementsofhealing@ verizon.net. Elements of Healing will have an open house for our Asian Bodywork Therapy 500-hour program. This program will start in September 2010. Please call to reserve your place for the open house on Sat., March 27, from 1-3 p.m. Check our website for program information: www.elementsofheal ing.net.

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Ving Tsun Kung Fu: Location: Robert Miller Center, Burlington.

Info: 802-324-7702, solartrike@ gmail.com. Moy Tung Ving Tsun Kung Fu. Ongoing classes.

Traditional training methodology of Moy Yat lineage, results in the highly effective combination of relaxation and efficiency. Take physical stature out of the equation with the time-tested Ving Tsun system.

Free introductory class.

8160, elementsofhealing@verizon. net, www.elementsofhealing.net.

This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught. Program starting September 2010.

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Summer Youth Theater Info Session: Mar. 22, 6:30 p.m.

Location: Flynn Center, Burlington.

Info: 802-652-4548, flynnarts@fly nncenter.org. The third year of our summer youth theater productions brings big news -- a second show to give additional talented youth the opportunity to perform, and a special opportunity to work with a Broadway writer! All interested performers and techies are invited to attend this info session to learn more about both productions: “13” and “The Phenomenal Flynn Vaudeville Cabaret.” Auditions on Friday, April 2.

Jazz program. Full-day camps include optional after-camp care to make life easier for working parents. Schedules posted online at www.flynncenter.org.

Reinvent Yourself!

Out of work?

Ready for a career change?

Attend the 2nd Annual

Reinvent Yourself Conference Monday, March 22nd • 9:30am – 3:30pm at the Sheraton Burlington Conference Center The Reinvent Yourself! Conference is a FREE event targeting displaced workers and adult workers in transition. Our goal is to assist attendees with identifying their transferable skills, convey information about career opportunities and skills needed in growing sectors, and provide the education and training resources to pursue new opportunities.

The conference will feature workshops designed to help participants identify transferable skills, pursue training and education, and obtain related financial aid. There will be numerous education and training providers on hand to provide resources and one-on-one meeting time with attendees. In addition, there will be over 25 employers present who are currently hiring.

Pre-registration suggested at www.workinvermont.org.

Industry Sector Panel Discussions (Exhibition Hall) 9:45–10:30am Software/Digital Marketing Panel SEVENDAYSVT.COM

10:45–11:30am Home Care/Health Aides Panel 11:45am – 12:30pm Healthcare Panel 12:45–1:30pm Bioscience Panel 1:45–2:30pm Green Energy Panel

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11:00–11:45am Volunteering: Getting your foot in the door 12:00–12:45pm Guerilla Warfare in the job market 1:00–1:45pm Where are the jobs and how much can I earn?

2:00–2:45pm Social Media: Marketing Yourself

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2:45–3:30pm Be your own Boss: Starting your own business.

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Youth: Open registration for summer camp! June 21-25, July 5-9.

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photography CAMERA CVU HIGH SCHOOL: 150 spring offerings for all ages.

Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802482-7194. Photoshop Basics, Digital Camera Fundamentals, Advanced Digital Photography Workshops, Digital Spectrum, Next Layers of Photoshop, and Blending and Filter.

Full descriptions at www.cvuhs. org, look for Access, Community Education link. Senior discount: 65+.

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Location: New location, expanded space and new classes, 3060 Williston Rd., Suite 6, South Burlington. Info: www.absolutepilatesvt.com, 802310-2614. We teach the authentic Pilates method of body conditioning with a contemporary twist.

Come experience our fun, invigorating and affordable mat classes and sculpt a great new body. Or schedule private or semiprivate sessions on the reformer, wunda chair or tower unit for the ultimate in resistance training. Visit our website for pricing, class schedule and specials.

ALL WELLNESS, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington.

Info: 802-863-9900, www. allwellnessvt.com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, Physical Therapy, Yoga and Health Counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:45 - just call to sign up.

NATURAL BODIES PILATES: Enjoy your exercise for a full, whole-body workout that leaves you feeling relaxed yet strong. Book your free half-hour consultation to see the studio today, or come Saturday, 11:15, for a free small-group introduction. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, just over the bridge from Burlington’s New North End), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Learn

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about Joe Pilates’ Reformer equipment: How it works, how it feels, and what Pilates exercise can do for you. Sign up early for our Group Introduction to Pilates on the Reformer with Certified Movement Analyst and Pilates instructor Lucille Dyer, and remember to bring your online printable savings certificate!

shamanism INTRO TO SHAMANIC JOURNEYING: Mar. 24-31, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $50/4-hour class (2 hrs. March 24, 2 hrs. March 31).

Location: Shaman’s Flame Stowe office, 78A Cady Hill Rd., Stowe.

Info: Shaman’s Flame, Peter Clark, 802-456-8735, peterclark13@ gmail.com. In this introduction to shamanism, we will teach you how to journey into the spirit world.

Through this process, it is probable that you will meet a spirit guide or power animal. We will discuss the role of these entities, and the essential cosmology of core shamanism. Registration required.

WALKING THE PATH OF THE SHAMAN: Weekly individual or group sessions as requested.

Location: Shaman’s Flame Offices, Stowe and Woodbury.

Info: Shaman’s Flame, Peter Clark & Sarah Finlay, 802-253-7846, peterclark13@gmail.com, www. shamansflame.com. Connect to a more expanded level of consciousness and engage the elemental intelligence of the universe. In group or individual sessions, learn the techniques of shamanic active meditation called journeying. Work toward healing many emotional, physical and spiritual aspects of yourself, as well as gaining insight into your life path.

spirituality THE NEW DISPENSATION: Mar. 25 - Apr. 15, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $60. Location: 55 Clover Ln., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. Learn about the new form of religious expression that Carl Jung felt would be appropriate for the Age of Aquarius, in this experiential course rooted in the Biblical teachings of Jesus.

tai chi SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-864-7902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases

strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

theater PUPPETRY: Mar. 27, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $10. Location: JourneyWorks, Burlington. Info: JourneyWorks, 802-860-6203, journeyworks@hot mail.com. Puppetry opens doors to exciting new worlds. Puppets are often able to observe our world in their own quirky way. Learn about puppetry and make a stick puppet using found objects and recycled materials. We will create story together unique to the personalities that arrive when we are done. www. journeyworksvt.com.

THE ART OF PLAYBACK THEATRE: Mar. 20, 10-4 p.m. Cost: $25/ class. Location: JourneyWorks, 11 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: JourneyWorks, 802-860-6203, journeyworks@hotmail.com. Learn to play, awaken your senses, exercise yourselves as artists and humanitarians, and practice compassionate listening. Bringing personal story and performance together in a unique way, life stories are shared by audience members, then reenacted spontaneously on stage by a team of actors and a musician.

Please wear loose clothing.

yoga EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels, conveniently located in Burlington.

Cost: $14/10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-8649642, ashley@sevendaysvt.com, www.evolutionvt.com. Our staff of all certified teachers are skilled with beginners as well as students wanting to refine their practice.

Vinyasa, Anusara-inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar and babies/kids classes available. Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre-/ postnatal yoga. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/ evoblog.

YOGA IN COLCHESTER: Join Yoga with Julie Peoples-Clark at noon on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and Tuesdays at 3:20 p.m. Sign up now for Restorative Yoga coming Sun., March 21, 4:00-5:45 p.m. Find out about scheduling private sessions for children and adults. Cost: $12/ drop-in, $9.50 w/ class card (1 hr., 15 min.). Restorative yoga: $14.25 (1 hr., 45 min.). Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, just across the bridge from Burlington’s New North End), Colchester. Info: Natural Bodies Pilates, Lucille Dyer, 802-8633369, lucille@naturalbod iespilates.com. Develop a greater sense of self-awareness that allows you to grow physically and spiritually. Students of all levels practice breath, postures and meditation.

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toward the dramatic vanishing point. A dash of red, a yellow highway line and a similar golden yellow warming Van Cooper’s sky keep the piece from being monochromatic.

Other landscapes in the show include a diaphanous watercolor, “Florida Blues: Gulf Stream on the Horizon,” by Pria Cambio; and a rugged untitled oil

by Juliana Cassino Fechter that portrays the tops of leafless birch trees. The former’s horizon is a bright sliver of lavender and gold. In the latter work, black charcoal slashes animate the birches and veil the icy-blue sky.

Peacock-blue Beanie dogs by David Klein are among the most humorous

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lue is a powerful hue, and is more common in nature than are its fellow primary colors yellow and red. “Give Us Some Blues,” a current exhibit at Studio Place Arts in Barre, offers various shades of the majestic color in 40 artworks by artists from as far afield as Utah. Contrary to the old tincture’s melancholic reputation, this makes for a lively exhibition. Blue may inhabit the short end of the spectrum of visible light, but it’s long on poetics and creative vibrancy.

Linda Van Cooper’s oil “Road Trip” is more expansive than its diminutive 9-by-12-inch dimensions would suggest.

It’s a through-the-windshield view of a blurred landscape with pale cerulean snow heaped on the shoulders of a highway.

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pieces in the exhibit.

His nearly 7-f o o t- t a l l “The Unbearable Lightness of Beanie” dog sculpture comedically and monumentally portrays a weeping Beanie with a couple of cartoonish tears falling from its plate-sized red eyes. It would make a great roadside attraction if a Beanie theme park or diner ever opened in Klein’s hometown of Marshfield.

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Rob Millard-Mendez’s sculpture “Little Blue Pill,” lampooning Viagra, is equally whimsical.

The artist book “Blue Galaxy” by Chris Esten is more sculptural than literary. The abstraction is like a small folding screen opened to reveal atmospheric blues reminiscent of views of Earth from space. A cosmic connection is also suggested by Dorothy Claire Weicker’s conte drawing “So Many Lost and Perfect Stars.” The 12-by-12-inch work picks up the textures of “distressed” Arches paper and counterpoints the surface with black and indigo fields of powdery pigment. A few fine lines scratched in the image suggest shooting stars in the night.

Vincent van Gogh, who had an almost instinctual approach to color, once wrote, “There is no blue without yellow and without orange.” He was referring to the link between blue and purple and their complementary hues. Van Gogh’s assertion is illustrated by Linda Maney’s “Blue 2.” Two broad, straight-edged vertical lines in warm colors float over the

deep space of a peacock-colored background. Maggie Neale’s “Blues Number” includes loosely geometric shapes in red and yellow-white interacting with blue and black areas of the expressionistic background field.

Axel Stohlberg’s paintings in the show are dark to the point of being somber. In both “Blue Skies I” and “Blue Skies II,” house-shaped forms drift in solid blue spaces. The houses are drawn with scribbly graphite, their edges so sharp they look like collage elements.

Besides being a color, blue is a supple word that can serve as a noun or adjective and convey an action — as in “to make something or someone blue.” Perhaps we can say that two dozen artists blue up SPA this month, and the results are far from melancholy.

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‘Andy WArhol: FAshionistAs And Celebrities’: A selection of rarely seen photographs, including Polaroids, from a gift of the Andy Warhol Foundation, offer a window into the celebrities of the 1970s and ‘80s, Wilbur Room.

Through April 26 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0570.

23rd AnnuAl Art At the CoACh bArn: Currently accepting submissions; must include five high-quality jpeg images on CD, a brief resume, $15 entry fee, a self-addressed stamped envelope and a completed entry form. Form can be found at shelburnefarms.org. Deadline: April 12. Info, 985-0307, kdavis@ shelburnefarms.org.

Annelein beukenkAmp: Brilliant floral watercolors by the Burlington artist. Through March 31 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458.

‘Artist’s ChoiCe’: Members of the Essex Art League show their selected works. Through March 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014.

ChAmplAin VAlley regionAl Art shoW: Artwork by students in area elementary, middle and high schools. Through March 17 at University Mall in South Burlington. Info, 863-1066.

the Art oF CreAtiVe Aging: Central Vermont Council on Aging invites older visual artists (70+) living in Washington, Lamoille and Orange counties to submit recent original work for a juried exhibit at Montpelier’s Kellogg-Hubbard Library May 1 - June 30. Deadline: April 1. Info, Margaret Harmon at mharmon@cvcoa.org or 476-2681.

‘CheAp Art isn’t deAd, it Just smells Funny’: The Boxcutter Cabaret presents artworks made of cardboard and house paint by artists from Vermont and across the country, each for the recessionproof price of $5. Through March 31 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 655-4606.

ClArk derbes: “A Family Gathering: Sculptures and Relatives,” new wooden sculptures and ink-onwall drawings, ink paintings and gouaches on birch panels by the Burlington artist. Through March 26 at Jager DiPaola Kemp Design in Burlington. Info, 864-5884.

Jerome milks: “Dramatic Light in the Champlain Valley,” large-format photographs of landscape and nature images. Through April 15 at Lake Champlain Chamber of Commerce in Burlington.

Info, 863-3489.

eXposed!: Expose your artwork to hundreds of tourists by participating in the 17th annual sculpture exhibition “EXPOSED! 2010.”

Artwork will be displayed throughout Stowe, downtown and along the recreation path from July 9 to October 9.

Deadline for application: April 9. More info, helenday.com.

Jesse robinson: Portrait photography. Through March 25 at Designhaus in Burlington. Info, 310-5019.

Jme Wheeler: “Ink & Sugar,” computer-generated paintings of women “in a unique and beautiful light.” Through March 30 at Soda Plant Artist Cooperative Environment in Burlington. Info, 578-2512.

Josh neilson & Justin Atherton: “Art’s Alive Winter Exhibition 2010,” mixed-media artwork and digital and block prints, respectively. Through March 31 at Union Station in Burlington. Info, 310-3211.

Jude bond: “Yours Till Niagara Falls,” faux snapshots of happy couples made using new and old photographs, and technology. Through April 30 at Vintage Jewelers in Burlington. Info, 862-2233.

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ken signorello: “In a Fog,” photography of local mist-laden scenes. Through April 29 at Healthy Living in South Burlington. Info, 238-2647.

mAggie stAndley: Abstract, multimedia paintings. Through March 19 at Synergy Fitness in Williston. Info, 233-7676. miChAel oAtmAn: “Past Forward,” mixed-media works from the Waskowmium by the former Vermont artist. Through March 21 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. Info, 863-3662.

pAtriCk leAhy: “The Eye of Senator Leahy - A Front Row Seat to History,” photographs of the people and places experienced by Vermont’s senior senator, who’s served in the nation’s capital for 35 years. Through May 2 at ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington. Info, 864-1848 ext. 125.

beCAuse CrAFt shoW: This fifth annual charity fundraiser features more than 50 Vermont handcrafters in a variety of media and benefits the Heavenly Pantry Food Shelf. Saturday, March 20, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m., Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester. Info, becausecraftshow.com.

‘Art oF Vermont: the stAte ColleCtion’: State Curator David Schutz gives a presentation on the history and development of the state’s art collection: Tuesday, March 23, 7-9 p.m., T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier.

Info, 828-5423.

CeCily herzig: “A Very Hungry Rabbit Should Be Fed,” 16t-nido031710.indd 1 new paintings and prints by the Vermont artist. Through April 30 at Vermont Supreme Court lobby in Montpelier.

Reception: Friday, March 19, 5-7 p.m. Info, 765-4941.

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“liVing With Art”: A show of works donated by local artists as a benefit for Vermont CARES. March 19 through April 1 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Reception and benefit art auction. Friday, March 19, 6-8 p.m. Info, 864-2088. diAne g. bell: Recent watercolor landscapes of Vermont. Through March 31 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Meet the artist and taste some wine at a reception: Saturday, March 20, 1-5 p.m. Info, 824-6195.

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Reception: Sunday, March 21, 2-4 p.m. Info, 899-3211.

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polly rAine: “The Blue, Easy Chair,” recent photographs featuring narrative, landscape, portrait and documentary subjects. Through May 9 at Bistro Sauce in Shelburne. Info, 985-2830. robert WAldo brunelle Jr.: “T-Buckets & The Little Deuce Coupe,” the Hot Rod Series and other paintings by the Vermont artist. Through March 30 at The Wing Building Gallery in Burlington. Info, 899-1106. ‘

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theresA somerset: Easter eggs hand painted in the Ukrainian pysanky style as well as in other international traditions. March 20 through 31 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. The artist demonstrates how to paint Easter eggs in Ukrainian and other traditions. Saturday, March 20, 1-3 p.m. Info, 863-6458.

heidi pollArd: “Unsayable,” recent paintings. Through May 30 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Reception: Thursday, March 18, 3-5 p.m. Info, 635-1469.

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nini CrAne & deb runge: The members of the Essex Art League show their works. Through April 30 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014.

WAFAA bilAl: “Agent Intellect,” a new-media, performance and installation exhibition that examines the human condition by the internationally renowned artist, an assistant art professor in photography and imaging at New York University.

Through April 4 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. The film Iraq in Fragments is shown in conjunction with a current exhibit: Saturday, March 20, 12:30-2:45 p.m. Info, 253-8358.

JeAn Cherouny: “Painted,” an MFA show of acrylics on canvas, created by rollerblading over layered colors. Through March 27 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College.

Reception: Wednesday, March 17, 3-5 p.m. Info, 635-1469.

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Angelo Ciotti tAlk: The sculptor and environmental artist discusses his work reclaiming urban and industrial sites. Thursday, March 18, 8-9 p.m., Red Mill Gallery, Johnson. Info, 635-2727.

lAnCe riChbourg: Acrylic transfers on canvas by the Burlington artist. Through March 18 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.

mArJorie portnoW: The widely exhibited artist and teacher at Western Connecticut State University discusses her work. Friday, March 19, 8-9 p.m., Red Mill Gallery, Johnson. Info, 635-2727.

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Get on board to contact fans, create new collectors, make connections and increase artist links. Deadline for application: May 21. More info, helenday.com.

sAge tuCker-ketChAm: New abstract paintings and a hand-painted fiberglass cow.

March 18 through April 30 at Shelburne Art Center. The public is invited to watch the artist paint a fiberglass cow in the gallery; refreshments and a small hands-on project for children provided: Thursday, March 18, 1-5 p.m. Info, 985-3648.

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“Drawn and Paneled� is a collaboration between Seven Da ys and the Center for Cartoon Studies in White River Junction, featuring works by past and present students. These pages are archived at sevendaysvt.com/center-for-cartoon-studies. For more info, visit CCS online at www.cartoonstudies.org.

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kerry slora: “History Is Art!” Vintage images and fun, usable art. Through April 1 at Seminary Art Center in Waterbury Center. Info, 253-8790. mark chaney: “Visions of Vermont,” a collection of Tritography, digital art and giclée prints on archival surfaces. Through March 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com.

‘To liFe! a celeBraTion oF VermonT jeWish Women’: Oral histories, photographic portraits, archival images and artworks by female Jews in the state make up the Vermont Jewish Women’s History Project directed by Sandy Gartner and Ann Buffum. Through March 31 at Vermont History Museum in Montpelier. Info, 479-8505.

‘VermonT green-uP day’: A 40th anniversary exhibit by Green Up Vermont includes historic photos and posters. Through March 31 at Statehouse Cafeteria in Montpelier. Info, 229-4586.

6Th annual emerging arTisTs exhiBiT: Painting, collage, ceramics, fiber and metal arts created by eight area high school students. Through March 27 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032.

Vermont artist’s current exhibit in the Vermont Supreme Court lobby as well as the

painting pictured here. Herzig’s watercolors are composed of vibrantly colorful shapes, demanding beasts and random provocative expressions. The work combines technical sophistication with childlike playfulness, and gives viewers license to have spontaneous moments of joy. The reception is this Friday, March 19, from 5 to 7 p.m.; the show remains on view through April.

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‘VieWs and re-VieWs: soVieT PoliTical PosTers and carToons’: An array of images spanning more than six decades, from the time of the Russian Civil War (1918-23) to the late Soviet period, including propaganda and Soviet pins, East Gallery. Through May 23 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0570.

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‘arT oF VermonT: The sTaTe collecTion’: A traveling exhibit of 50 works in the 1000-piece collection of the State of Vermont, in celebration of the 20th anniversary of the Art in State Buildings Program. Through April 18 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-5423.

‘Face To Face: an exhiBiT oF PorTraiTure From The uniVersiTy collecTion’: Portraits spanning Chinese ancestral paintings to the 19th century; also a large-scale landscape, “Old Man of the Mountain” by Samuel Lancaster Jerry. Through August 1 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University in Northfield. Info, 485-2448. ‘giVe us some Blues’: A group multimedia show that explores the color blue, Main Floor Gallery; and Emily N. Wilson: multimedia installations. Through April 17 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069. grouP sculPTure shoW: Leila Bandar, Kat Clear, Chris Curtis, David Tanych and Denis Versweyveld show works in stone, steel, wood and other media in this biennial installation. Through May 1 at Vermont Arts Council Sculpture Garden in Montpelier. Info, 828-3292. karen karnes: Nearly 20 hand-built sculptural ceramic works by the renowned Vermont potter, shown in conjunction with a documentary about her life at the Green Mountain Film Festival, Room 204 above the T.W. Wood Gallery. March 19 through 28 at Vermont College of Fine Arts in Montpelier.

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802-878-3725 Fran Bull: “In Flanders Fields,” an installation of sculpture and etchings in nine parts that explores www.vthomeopath.com the commonalities and differences in past and present human conflicts. Through March 28 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097.

16t-patriciahechmer021710.indd 1 2/15/10 1:14:58 PM ‘greece Vs. rome: The 18Th-cenTury QuesT For The sources oF WesTern ciVilizaTion’: Piranesi prints of ancient Rome and plates from Stuart and Revett’s Antiquities of Athens document the Enlightenment-era debate about the respective merits of Rome and Greece; co-curated by professor of art and architecture Pieter Broucke and some of his students. Through April 18 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-3168.

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‘iT Was This Big’: “The one that got away” inspired the paintings in this group member show. Through April 30 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956. ralPh W. nimTz: An exhibit of restored wooden canoes by the Vermont crafter. Through April 6 at The Brick Box Gallery Installation Window, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 235-2734.

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roBerT a. gold: “Cityscapes,” digital multimedia prints depicting a unique perspective on the urban landscape. Through March 30 at Tourterelle Restaurant in New Haven. Info, 377-2579. saBra Field: “Cosmic Geometry and Other Recent Prints,” new works by the Vermont printmaker.

Through March 20 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland.

Info, 775-0356.

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TrenT camPBell: “Behind the Scenes,” photos by the Addison County photographer of the process and production of the Middlebury Community Players’ staging of The Music Man. Through May 2 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater in 12v-Stowetheatre031010.indd 1 Middlebury. Info, 388-1436.

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Bernard chaeT & charles cajori: Paintings and drawings by the American master artists.

Through April 11 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester.

Info, 767-9670.

elizaBeTh Billings & michael sacca: Weaving-based artworks and photographs from a series called “Twilight,” respectively. Through May 14 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green Mountain College in Poultney. Info, 287-8926.

american PainTings and PrinTs From The shelBurne museum: Thirty works represent the interests of American artists in urban and rural areas before 1900, and celebrate the landscape and its inhabitants. Through June 6 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-3168.

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anne sarcka: “A Passion for Oranges,” recent acrylics and drawings. Through April 30 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454.

deBra janey & sheri Tomek: New prints.

Through March 31 at Two Rivers Center in Montpelier. Info, 295-5901.

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‘Women To WaTch 2010: conTemPorary FiguraTiVe PainTing’: Five emerging Vermont painters, Kate Longmaid, Susan Abbott, Carrie Gelfan, Aline Ordman and Adelaide Tyrol, were selected by the Vermont Committee of the National Museum of Women in the Arts. Longmaid was chosen by the NMWA to participate in the national exhibition in Washington, D.C. Through March 29 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington.

Info, 985-2247.

‘common Passion’: A group show featuring past and present work of board members for the Center for Photographic Studios in Barre, including Pam Boyd, Annie Tiberio Cameron, Andrew Kline, Craig Line, Sandra Shenk, William Steinhurst and Carley Stevens McLaughlin. Through March 31 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

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This World, oTher World’: Vermont Studio Center alumni Cora Cohen, Carrie Dickason, Sarah Fitzsimons, Janelle Iglesias, Reid Hitt, Erin Kaczkowski, Magnolia Laurie and Siobhan McBride present two- and three-dimensional works of imagined landscape and invented structure in this multidimensional exhibit guest-curated by David Grozinsky. Through March 27 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

chuck Bohn: “Byways,” Vermont landscapes in oil by the native Vermont artist. Through March 28 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141.

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DaviD Tanych & Meryl lebowiTz: The husband and wife featured artists this month share an exhibit of sculpture and paintings, respectively.

Through March 31 at Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-9653. elizabeTh nelson: Fifteen landscape paintings inspired by the “cold, stormy, inhospitable and isolated geography of Vermont.” Through March 22 at Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Info, 586-8078.

enosburg coMMuniTy arT ProjecT: Twentyeight pieces of art created by gallery members with accompanying stories and photographs resulting from local residents. Through March 31 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls.

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grace selecTions: A sampling of artwork by nine artists in the Grass Roots Art and Community Effort program. Through April 30 at GRACE in Hardwick. Info, 472-6857.

joan MacKenzie: Whimsical animal paintings.

Through April 29 at Blue Paddle Bistro in South Hero. Info, 372-4814.

Karen Dawson: “Color Moves,” new interpretative landscape paintings in oil and acrylic. Through April 26 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158. liz KauffMan: “Through the Window,” new abstracted landscapes by the resident staff artist at the Vermont Studio Center. Through April 30 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson. Info, 635-9950. ‘winTerscaPes’: One hundred gallery artist members evoke the season in a group exhibit of paintings, photographs, prints, drawings and mixed-media works. Through March 27 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100. m

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One day, a local (Khalid Abdalla) approaches Miller’s outfit and offers to take it to a secret location where the general and some high-powered cohorts are meeting. The soldier figures if he can’t find any WMDs, he might as well snag a few VIPs, so he decides to go rogue. At this point, the story pretty much leaves military reality behind and forges, guns blazing, into action-thriller territory, though it never comes close to achieving the crazy-cam exhilaration of the Bourne pictures.

What it does achieve is a sort of Operation Iraqi Freedom for Dummies.

Greengrass seems to assume moviegoers haven’t picked up a paper, checked out documentaries like Charles Ferguson’s

WAR OF WORDS Damon phones it in as a soldier in search of WMDs in Greengrass’ preachy, speechy rehash of recent history.

No End in Sight or read any of the dozens of bestsellers on the subject, so he offers up a preachy point-by-point recap of what went wrong and why America never should have gone to war. The problem isn’t just that the filmmaker doesn’t tell us anything we don’t already know, but that history lessons and sanctimonious speeches don’t lend themselves particularly well to the action-thriller form.

Sorry to say, this is not Greengrass’ finest hour and 55 minutes. Or Damon’s, Kinnear’s or Oscar-winning screenwriter Brian Helgeland’s. A lot of major artists have made movies about this war, and I’ve found it baffling when they’re met with indifference. Should that fate await Green Zone, it will be far easier to understand.

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keeps replaying a syrupy pop ballad on YouTube. She plays it once, twice, three times — two of which we hear in their entirety — while her husband huddles in their tiny kitchen, eating his dinner alone and clearly wondering how things went downhill so quickly after their honeymoon. Meanwhile, the ballad uses a hundred hackneyed metaphors to extol the joys of everlasting love. Finally, Cristi tells his wife he doesn’t understand the song. And that’s when it becomes clear that Police, Adjective is about something.

It’s actually about plenty — mainly about tricky words and state-sponsored injustice, and how they combine to keep people from doing what they know to be right. Because Romania is no longer a closed dictatorship, Cristi has visited freewheeling places such as Prague, where he saw people smoking hash on the street with impunity. Yet his superior expects him to arrest a teenager on

the mere suspicion of trafficking — a crime that could land the boy in jail for three to seven years. Reluctant and frustrated, Cristi draws out the investigation as long as he can. But in the end, he has to face the Boss.

The Boss is played by Vlad Ivanov, who was the scary abortionist in 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days. In that movie, he coldly lectured two hapless students about breaking the law even as he helped them do it. In this one, he continues his reign of terror over unruly Romanian youth by giving Cristi a lesson in the dictionary meanings of words like “law” and “conscience.” Yes, the climax of this film involves a guy reading from the dictionary.

And it’s mesmerizing. In its own small, painstaking way, Police, Adjective is dramatizing the same clash between inflexible institutions and people, between no-tolerance drug policy and reality, that we see played out on an expansive American stage in “The Wire.”

It also offers insight into the mundane workings of a state still emerging from totalitarianism.

And finally, yes, the film is a decent cure for insomnia. Yet it’s the long stretches of nothing happening — just like life — that give the final scene its impact. This may not count as a recommendation, but if you can stay awake, you’ll be glad you did.

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t’s easy to dismiss a movie you don’t enjoy as boring. But what I learned from this Romanian ultrarealist film is that there are two completely distinct types of boredom at the movies.

The first is the boredom of an eye-rollinducingly dumb treasure chest of Hollywood clichés — Transformers, say, or Fool’s Gold. The second is the boredom of a movie that aspires to be exactly as boring as the real life people go to movies to escape.

Such is Corneliu Porumboiu’s film Police, Adjective, which has earned widespread critical praise and screened at Cannes. Make no mistake: This movie is dull. It follows a young cop, Cristi (Dragos Bucur), as he works the least exciting narcotics case imaginable, trailing a teenager who appears to be committing the grave crime of smoking hashish and sharing it with friends. By the time Cristi has finished surveilling an apartment complex, you will have memorized the graffiti on the wall. Porumboiu shoots the movie in long takes, most of them from a distance. Though it isn’t quite in real time, it feels that way.

But this kind of boredom — the soul-crushing boredom of experiencing someone else’s tedium for a change — can do strange things to a movie-goer.

When something finally happens in the film, it may elate you.

For me, that happened in the scene where Cristi’s wife (Irina Saulescu)

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Oh, you already knew that? I would have thought so, but for some reason Green Zone director Paul Greengrass seems to be under the impression his new film drops a bombshell. Sure, it was made two years ago, but even then this would have been old news. Intended as a thriller with brains, this is perhaps the most unnecessary message movie ever made.

Greengrass, of course, has given us notable films over the years, from the factbased dramas Bloody Sunday and United 93 to bristling paranoid fantasies like The Bourne Supremacy and The Bourne Ultimatum. I think it’s safe to say that, with Green Zone, he was attempting a hybrid of these two genres. I think that because he’s said so: “I wanted it to be ... a movie that would hopefully take some of the huge audience that had enjoyed the Bourne series to a real-world setting and encourage them to consider whether the mistrust and paranoia that characterized Bourne’s world was so farfetched after all.”

Hence the casting of Matt Damon as U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller. Set in Baghdad during the early days of the U.S.-led occupation, the picture mixes fiction with thinly veiled fact. Between missions in the course of which Miller’s unit again and again fails to turn up WMDs where Pentagon intelligence says they should be, Greengrass introduces us to stand-ins for several of the debacle’s key players.

There’s an Ahmed Chalabi type (Raad Rawi) waiting to be back-doored into power by the coalition, and a faux L. Paul Bremer (Greg Kinnear), a lethally smug administration lackey with zero patience for anyone who second-guesses White House wisdom. Amy Ryan plays a journalist clearly modeled on disgraced Times reporter Judith Miller. Igal Naor costars as General Al Rawi, a senior Iraqi who’s a composite of all those former insiders whose faces ended up on playing cards when they might have proved helpful in holding the country together.

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cRAZY HEARtHHHH Jeff Bridges won an Oscar in the role of a once chart-topping country singer who’s fallen on hard times. Costarring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Colin Farrell and Robert Duvall and featuring original music by T-Bone Burnett and Stephen Bruton. (117 min, R. Essex, Marquis, Roxy, Stowe) DEAR JoHNH1/2 Lasse (The Hoax) Hallstrom adapts Nicholas Sparks’ bestseller. With Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried. (108 min, PG-13. Big Picture; ends 3/18) GREEN ZoNEHH1/2 Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear and Brendan Gleeson star in this thriller about a team of Army inspectors that finds itself on a wild goose chase for weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert. Amy Ryan costars. Paul (The Bourne Ultimatum, United 93) Greengrass directs.

(115 min, R. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Stowe, Welden) tHE HURt locKERHHHH Kathryn (Strange Days) Bigelow directs this Best Picture-winning account of life inside an American bomb squad in Iraq that specializes in disarming IEDs. Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, and Bryan Geraghty star. (105 min, R. Capitol, Marquis, Palace, Roxy) tHE lASt StAtioNHHH Based on the acclaimed novel by Jay Parini, writer-director Michael (One Fine Day) Hoffman’s latest combines fact and fiction to portray the final days of Leo Tolstoy.

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Dragos Bucur and Vlad Ivanov star. (115 min, NR. Palace; ends 3/18) REmEmBER mEHH From Allen (Hollywoodland) Coulter comes this romantic drama in which a troubled young man’s life takes on new meaning when he unexpectedly finds love. Starring Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin. (113 min, PG-13.

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The Last Station 3:15 (Sat & Sun only), 6 & 8:45 (all week). Green Zone 3 (Sat & Sun only), 8:45 (all week).

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Shutter Island 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:25. The Blind Side 3:40, 6:20. The Last Station 1:15, 3:45, 6:40, 9:10. friday 19 — thursday 25 *Diary of a Wimpy Kid 12:30, 2:30, 4:35, 6:40, 8:45. *The Bounty Hunter 10:30 a.m.

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TOOTH FAIRY★★ Dwayne Johnson, the ex-wrestler formerly known as The Rock, stars in this family comedy about a big tough guy who, for some reason, winds up having to do tooth fairy duty.

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(99 min, R) THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG★★★1/2 Disney’s latest tells the story of a young Louisiana girl and the frog prince who falls for her. (95 min, G) THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON★★1/2 Chris (The Golden Compass) Weitz directs this latest installment in the supernatural series. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner star.

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Police arrested a 17-year-old boy in College Station, Tex., for trying to pass a counterfeit $5 bill. Officials said the bogus bill had an “overwhelming number of imperfections,” appearing to have been made by gluing two sheets of paper together with images of the front and back of a $5 bill printed on either side. Further evidence that the bill consisted of two pieces of paper cropped and glued together was the observation that the front of the bill was longer than the back. (The Eagle)

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Secret Service computers work at only 60 percent capacity, according to a classified review that blamed the slow tempo on outdated systems and reliance on a computer mainframe dating to the 1980s. Although the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), which oversees the Secret Service, conceded the existing hardware “is prone to failures” and the service’s “data environment is fragile and cannot sustain the tempo of current and future operational missions,” the DHS ignored an unofficial cost estimate to update the system of $187 million, allocating only $33 million and requesting only another $69 million. (ABC News)

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When two city police officers found Jack A. Seabright Jr., 23, passed out in his vehicle in Washington, Pa., they tried various ways to rouse him. When they did revive Seabright, he took a swing at one officer, who blocked the punch and ordered Seabright out of the vehicle. He refused and kicked and punched at the two officers until one Tasered him. As soon as they pulled him from the vehicle, Seabright ran off up a snow bank, only to be stopped when he slammed head first into a steel pole, fell over and was taken into custody. (Washington Observer-Reporter)

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Michael Phillips, 32, was teaching an NRA class in Orlando, Fla., to certify citizens to carry a concealed weapon when his gun accidentally went off, shooting student Robert Frauman Jr., 50, in the foot. NRA rules forbid bringing ammunition into safety classes. The class was taking place at Summit Church, but communications director KristyLee Lawley said the class, the first of its kind at the church, wasn’t church sponsored and added, “We won’t be having anything like that in our church in the future.” (Orlando Sentinel)

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John Yarrington, 23, agreed to act as a drug informant for police in Falmouth, Mass. After making a controlled drug purchase, Yarrington received $100 from the police and 10 minutes later was using the money to buy drugs — from the same dealer he helped set up, who was still under police surveillance. Officers arrested Yarrington and the dealer.

“It’s a case of the dumb get dumber,” Detective Christopher Bartolomei said.

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Police who raided the home of South African drug lord Fadwaan “Fat” Murphy, 37, reported that while they were searching him, his strap-on penis fell off. Charged with possessing stolen property, Murphy disclosed at a bail hearing in a Cape Town magistrate’s court that he was technically a hermaphrodite named Hilary. He explained he was born with both male and female sexual organs but had surgery to remove the female parts. “I stand firm as a man, as a husband and as a father,” Murphy declared under oath, calling his condition “God’s decision.” He noted

The Australian government warned that roofs fitted with the foil insulation it recommended for its energy-saving program are electrocuting people. Officials, who ordered a nationwide safety check of tens of thousands of roofs fitted with foil insulation it offered rebates for, blamed the deaths of four electricians on the metallic foil coming into contact with electrical cables and electrifying entire attics. A preliminary audit of 400 homes found that up to a dozen might pose a danger. (BBC News)

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REAL free will astrology by rob brezsny march 18-24

aries (March 21-April 19): From what I can tell, your excursion to Fake Paradise didn’t exact too serious a toll. The accidental detour may have seemed inopportune in the moment, but you know what? I think it slowed you down enough to keep you from doing something rash that you would have regretted later. And are you really sorry you were robbed of your cherished illusions? In the long run, I think it was for the best. As for the scratches on your nose from when you stuck it into business you weren’t “supposed” to: They’re a small price to pay for the piquant lesson you got in how not to live. taUrUs (April 20-May 20): some people

are here on the planet to find success, while others are here to find themselves. In the big scheme of things, I’m not sure which category you fit into, Taurus. but I’m pretty sure that for the next few weeks you’ll be best served by acting as if you’re the latter. even if you think you’ve found yourself pretty completely in the past, it’s time to go searching again: There are new secrets to be discovered, in large part because you’re not who you used to be. so for now at least, I encourage you to give your worldly ambitions a bit of a rest as you intensify your self-explorations.

gemiNi (May 21-June 20): being a para-

caNcer (June 21-July 22): It’s time for you

to stop specializing in furtive glimpses and start indulging in brazen gazes. you’re ready to phase out your role as a peripheral influence and see if you can be more of a high-intensity instigator and organizer. yes, Cancerian, you’ve earned the right to claim more credibility and clout — to leave your tentative position

leo

(July 23-Aug. 22): “nature seems to exult in abounding radicality, extremism, anarchy,” wrote Annie Dillard in Pilgrim at Tinker Creek. “If we were to judge nature by its common sense or likelihood, we wouldn’t believe the world existed. In nature, improbabilities are the one stock in trade. The whole creation is one lunatic fringe . . . no claims of any and all revelations could be so far-fetched as a single giraffe.” (Dillard’s entire passage is here: http://bit.ly/TinkerCreek.) reading this passage is a good way for you to prepare for the immediate future, Leo. Why? because you’ll soon be invited to commune with outlandish glory. you’ll be exposed to stories that burst from the heart of creation. you’ll be prodded to respond to marvelous blips with marvelous blips of your own. but here’s the catch: It may all remain invisible to you if you’re blinded by the false belief that you live a boring, ordinary life.

Virgo (Aug. 23-sept. 22): The storm is your friend right now, Virgo. so are the deep, dark night and the last place you’d ever think of visiting and the most important thing you’ve forgotten about. so be more willing than usual to marinate in the mysteries — not with logical ferocity but with cagey curiosity.

The areas of life that are most crucial for you to deal with can’t be fully understood using the concepts your rational mind favors. The feelings that will be most useful for you to explore are unlike those you’re familiar with. liBra (sept. 23-oct. 22): Here’s your mantra for the coming week: “I disappear my fear. I resurrect my audacity.” say it and sing it and murmur it at least 100 times a day. Let it flow out of you after you’ve awoken each morning and are still lying in bed. Let it be the last sound on your lips as you drop off to sleep.

Have fun with it. Dip into your imagination to come up with different ways to let it fly — say it as your favorite cartoon character might say it, like a person with a swedish accent, like your inner teenager, like a parrot, like a grinning sage. “I disappear my fear. I resurrect my audacity. I disappear my fear. I resurrect my audacity.”

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In my astrological opinion, you don’t need anything that shrinks you or deflates you or tames you. Influences that pinch your imagination should be taboo, as should anything that squashes your hope or crimps your life force. To make proper use of the vibrations circulating in your vicinity, Pisces, you should gravitate toward situations that pump up your insouciance and energize your whimsy and incite you to express the most benevolent wickedness you can imagine.

You’ve got a mandate to fatten up your soul so it can contain a vaster sense of wonder and a more daring brand of innocence.

scorPio (oct. 23-nov. 21): Have you ever

heard about how some all-night convenience stores blast loud classical music out into the parking lot in order to discourage drug dealers from loitering? In the coming days, use that principle whenever you need to drive home a point or make a strong impression. your aggressive expressions will be more effective if you take the darkness and anger out of them, and instead fill them up with forceful grace and propulsive compassion.

(nov. 22-Dec. 21): The Hebrew word chalom means “dream.” In his book Healing Dreams, Marc Ian barasch notes that it’s derived from the verb “to be made healthy and strong.” Linguist Joseph Jastrow says that chalom is related to the Hebrew word hachlama, which means “recovery, recuperation.” extrapolating from these poetic hints and riffing on your astrological omens, I’ve got a prescription for you to consider: To build your vitality in the coming weeks, feed your dreams. And I mean “dreams” in both the sense of the nocturnal adventures you have while you’re sleeping and the sweeping daytime visions of what you’d like to become.

caPricorN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I just found out the American shipping company UPs has legally trademarked the color brown.

The grassroots activist in me is incredulous and appalled. but the poet in me doesn’t really care; it’s fine if UPs owns drab, prosaic brown.

I’ve still got mahogany at my command, as well as tawny, sepia, taupe, burnt umber, tan, cinnamon, walnut and henna. That’s especially important for this horoscope, Capricorn, because I’m advising you to be very down to earth, be willing to get your hands dirty, and even play in the muck if necessary in order to take good care of the basics. but don’t do any of that in a boring, humdrum “brown” way. Do it exotically and imaginatively, like mahogany, tawny, sepia, taupe, burnt umber, tan, cinnamon, walnut and henna.

aQUariUs (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): you are hereby excused from having to know a single nuance about the inside story of Angelina Jolie’s secret love tryst with Lady Gaga, or the addictions of conspiracy theorists who lose huge sums of money gambling on the end of the world, or the agony that millionaires suffer from having to support social services with their taxes. In fact, it’s a good time to empty your mind of extraneous, trivial and useless facts so that you can clear vast new spaces for more pressing data, like how you can upgrade your communication skills, why you should do some upkeep on your close alliances, and what you might do to streamline your social life.

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gon of moral behavior can be fun and rewarding. It’s amazing how many interesting people want to play with me just because they think I’m so #%&@ high minded. but I’ve got to confess that my commitment to discipline and righteousness is sometimes at odds with my rebellious itch to give you mischievous nudges and outrageous challenges. Like right now, the conscientious teacher in me might prefer to advise you to keep a lid on debauchery, voracity, excess, uproar, slapstick, wisecracking, fireworks and limit pushing. but the rabble-rousing agitator in me feels obligated to inform you that at no other time in 2010 will the karmic price be lower for engaging in such pursuits.

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He is great in bed & would love another girl to experience him as well as me. I have never had a threesome before. Looking for NSA - just a little fun. Help me please him. Please send pics; no pics, no response. seekingadventure, 26, #117119 Down For You Is Up Just looking to have a lot of sex ... exclusively w/ a woman/women.

Open to different kinds of play, etc. I am 23 & live in Burlington. sexnow, 23, l, #117044

Live life to the fullest By day, I am a normal-looking person who could be your neighbor. By night, the real me shows through. I am looking for a man or couple (MF/MM) who is interested in conversation & playdates w/ a fun-loving, erotic extrovert. I am married (open) & polyamorous w/ another woman; but I am not necessarily a package deal! The choice is yours. Aster, 36, l, #116565 It’s about time...

I have been waiting for Mr. Right to come along, and since he is taking his sweet time, I thought I would find Mr. Right now. I am looking for someone who can enjoy me, a BBW, & all I have to offer. I need someone who is clean & honest. alhinnj2, 30, l, #116546 curious...again I am a professional looking for NSA adult experiences. I have had my flings back in high school, but am looking for someone to expand my knowledge & who is willing to join in w/ my existing boy toy on occasion. Discretion is a must, D/D free. alts, 28, #116542

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I love the outdoors & experiencing it in the nude; hiking, camping, etc., but also being around the house naked.

I’m an all-natural girl in every way: no shaving, no deodorant, but I’m still feminine - just natural :) I’m looking for other women, age isn’t important, to explore our bodies, minds & our hearts. topfreebabe, 26, l, #117094

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NSA sex Vergennes 24 y.o. from Maine, stuck in VT, in need of some sexual attention. Any females 18-55 who are attractive & down to “play,” click yes & we’ll chat. I’m 6’2, 195 lbs., tatted up & well experienced in the bedroom. Looking for first timers or well-aged cougars - all are welcome. weekendfuck, 24, l, #117177 I can lick all day Hey, there. Attached M seeking a FWB. I am craving the endorphins that you get when you meet someone new.

When you are so hot that the lightest touch from that person can make you quake w/ the anticipation of an orgasm.

Seeking a long-term FWB that we can both enjoy. bdm05401, 34, #117159 Kept Man I am an attractive, educated, funloving man in a sexually dead relationship (unmarried) w/ a woman who values only material things. I am looking for some sexual fun & play.

I love to learn & I am open for most anything. Beemer, 52, #117155 thanks for being hot!

So, here’s the deal ... simply looking for some random, discreet, physical FUN! ski_nakedd, 28, #117153 Ready?

Are you someone who wishes to be submissive in a sexual relationship but not comfortable w/ submitting to pain & kinky domination? I will be in charge of your pleasure but not your life.

Interested? northern_man2, 51, #117140 It’s time for fun I clicked on too many things ...

I guess I have a difficult time making choices. However, I know I love meeting new people & finding the magic that happens after the chemistry is discovered.

05602_for_fun, 37, l, #117122 NSA FUN ONLY Want a woman who will do just about anything, who is open and ready for NDA fun. Hit me up; not much around for just NSA fun. NINETEEN19, 35, #117121 Can I fill it up?

Man seeking to share his love of life w/ an exciting woman. I am happy & joyful as a sexual M and according to the Law of Attraction, if you are a sensual woman then I have what you want. I have extra large hands, dry humor and tons of enthusiasm. diesel, 47, l, #117117 Looking For It I’m interested in meeting a girl who knows how to have a good time & who isn’t afraid to be herself. I’m a 24 y.o. college grad who has been looking for some company lately. Let’s hang out & see where it goes! riverwild, 24, #117073 I wanna get you off Hi, UVM senior trying to meet new people before I graduate! Not looking for anything too serious, unless we really

take a time-out Stop the world, I want to get you off.

Seeking a time-stopping retreat from the daily grind. A secret memory for that unexplained smile during the day. The desire to set a rendezvous, the sweet anticipation as the appointed hour draws near, the fire that desire brings to the meeting of occasional lovers. x497, 46, #116983 In Charge of Pleasure Ready to enjoy the ultimate of giving & attaining sexual pleasure? Not into pain but you must be open minded, willing to push your limits. Slow & steamy, risky & risque, hard & fast, unpredictable. Email if you think this is what you want. However, don’t expect an invite unless you are healthy, honest & feel good about your body. northern_man, 55, l, #116989

me if you are interested or have any questions you want to ask me. Areyouready, 22, #117174 couple looking for fun We are a couple looking for fun.

Are there any women out there? If so, email us to set up a wild time w/ us. 117069, 45, u, #117069 Adding spice to our sex life We are looking for a couple to hang out w/ and get to know first as friends & then more. Playing w/ another couple is new to us. We are open to new experiences but need to take things slow for our own comfort. We are both a bit bicurious. We are both D/D free. sexuallycurious, 30, u, l, #117056 Want a playful joy toy PM couple ISO a BIWM, 30-45, healthy, tall, clean, blondish, H/W proportional & not pushy type, willing to be our “toy” to use & open to oral bi (only).

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Kink of the week: manimal I am a free spirit who loves all kinds of sexual fun. I am an exhibitionist & love to be watched by those who love to watch me. I love boys & girls and hope to meet some new playmates. I am a handsome 27 y.o. who can’t wait to hear from fellow adventurers ;). stan4321, 27, #116711 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done or want to do? I love to be watched and to take risks. Having sex in front of an audience is something I would LOVE to try!!!

Pleasure without measure...

Attached, discreet, but completely ready to engage in anything that’s mutually exciting w/ the right person/couple. Not afraid to try or teach something new.

My tendencies lean strongly toward the sensual, but pain & power can be very strong drugs in sex. I’m in a relationship that’s lacked sexual intensity & now I’m ready to unleash my imagination.

Interested? SoReady, 50, #116956 An offer...

I’m an attractive, 40-ish divorced guy, very clean & healthy, interesting, well traveled & funny. What I’m looking for is the right (i.e. wrong) woman to take terrible advantage of me. Ideally, someone who will force me to please (& I’m good), share me w/ her friends like a crappy paperback, and reward me w/ insults & abuse. Fun! Basam, 41, #116919 Break the Monotony 6’1, 180, athletic & in need of a discreet, 18-35 y.o. woman who can host & play rough. Playing rough is a two-way street. StaminaMachine, 22, u, #116912 Sailors are a horny bunch!

And I’m no exception! I’d like to find some playmates for general fun & to explore some new areas for me.

I’ve got a bit of an oral fixation & I’m very good w/ my tongue. You’ll enjoy it. curioussailor, 32, #103678

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we’ve been looking for you My boyfriend & I are looking to add a little spice to our relationship.

We want to add another girl or 2 to join us. We are open minded & almost willing for anything. Contact

& NOT have a hairy body. We’re not rush types, so don’t expect to bed the first day. mashu_kun, 42, #105996 TWO for Price of One Two girls; one name to learn! We’re just 2 friends, college age, looking for some fun. Both new to the Hot Trot ballgame and, yes, we mean that as an innuendo.

One is tall & blonde (yes, really) and the other is small & dark haired. Completely different girls w/ the same name.

Looking forward to some interesting responses! 2forpriceof1, 19, l, #116924 fun, open-minded, passionate bisexual couple Attractive M/F bisexual couple, 24/25, w/ a fantastic sex life, seeking man, woman or another bisexual couple to play with. Although we’ve both been involved in group activities in the past, we are just beginning to explore it together. We are both very orally inclined, and share a number of fun kinks. Want to share them w/ us? 4:20 friendly. meandmybaby, 25, #116872 Sexy couple seeks playmate Looking for a mature, sexy, cougar that I can bring home to my husband for an erotic night of hot, kinky sex. We are clean & disease free. Want someone who knows what she likes, gives & loves to get pleasure. We are both fit, strong & attractive. We are of cougar-age. Hope you can join us! wildchild, 47, l, #111120

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a muddy water distraction You came in, a good-looking fella w/ longer brown hair & some facial hair. You were near the door. I was down a level but in eyes path from you & pretty distracted by your pleasant looks & overall demeanor.

I had to leave to try & keep working rather than sneaking glances at you instead... When: Saturday, March 13, 2010. Where: Muddy Waters.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907169 PaganiZonda from Colchester you’re beautiful Small town that we both live in.

I would really like to know more about you. I hope to hear from you. : ) When: Saturday, March 13, 2010. Where: Colchester. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907167 UVM campus, B-town blizzard I remember you - you let me cross the street in the blizzard! You I Spied me & it made my week. Would love to meet for a cup of tea. When: Wednesday, February 24, 2010. Where: in a blizzard.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907163 Essex Jct .Cop Revival You were the handsome cop walking back to your cruiser along Rt. 117 in Essex this past Friday morning. What a sight for early morning eyes ... I did not think such gorgeous men lived in Vermont, let alone dressed in uniform. When: Friday, March 12, 2010. Where: Essex Jct., Rt. 117. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907162

A HOT MAN One GOOD DOCTOR spies A HOT MAN. It’s time for a check-up! I love you. We have come so far. Our days together will be soon. One Love Always & Forever. XOXO Tater loves you, too! When: Wednesday, February 14, 2007. Where: backseat of my car. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907141 More stories to tell...

I met the beautiful, intelligent & vivacious woman at Flatbread on Saturday night. We had a short conversation that I would love to extend. You liked my name & I liked your stories. You were trying to meet up w. a friend which seemed to require a flurry of text messages. I know your first name ... wish I knew more. When: Saturday, March 6, 2010. Where: Flatbread in Burlington.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907139 You Keep Spying Dave...

You’ve spied Dave twice now. There are a lot of Daves in this town. I’m curious: Who is this Dave that YOU spy? When: Monday, March 8, 2010. Where: around.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907138 Peace Corps & Stargazing We met last Friday - both looking at a room to rent. Afterward you were going to look at stars & I was going to meet a friend for a drink. Any chance that we could meet up again? I would love to hear more about the Peace Corps & anything else you’d like to share. When: Friday, March 5, 2010. Where: Williston.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907137

Williston Hannafords, 7ish p.m.

Stunning, tall woman in black Northface jacket, jeans, brown hair, bluish eyes.

Me: tall, blue eyes, gray ski pants, black fleece, black hat. Single? Coffee sometime? How can I reach you?

Your smile made my day. We were next to each other in the checkout aisle & we made eye contact a couple of times. Would love to meet you!

When: Friday, March 5, 2010. Where: Williston Hannafords, Friday night.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907126 Bed Rock In The Fax I spotted you from afar ... the body of a goddess, your smile brought me so much joy & when we got close sparks flew. You stole my heart & I know you will take care of it because you are one good doctor. When: Friday, March 5, 2010. Where: in the Fax. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907125 diesel-driving, djembe-jammin’ dude You called as I was closing up shop & I didn’t answer you the way I wished I could have: “Yes, I’d love to, and you’re very beautiful, and your eyes sparkle w/ such intelligence, and yes, yes, yes!” But I have a boyfriend. Just know that you are enchanting & charming & tho’ I’m no cheater, I’m down to jam anytime. When: Saturday, March 6, 2010. Where: Battery St. Jeans.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907124 DDG Mother of 4 I spied you - did you spy me, too? You are the hotest mother of 4 in the land.

I will call you Mrs. Flintstone because baby you make my bed rock! LUV, ATOYS, WAMH Sissy “G” When: Friday, March 5, 2010. Where: Colchester.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907123 Saturday near UVM lax field You: on a bike, red/blue jacket. Me: walking toward you, blue striped shirt,

Your guide to love and lust...

mistress maeve Dear Mistress,

Why is it that some women get really wet during sex and others do not? I’ve been with women who get so wet, it’s almost intimidating; however, some of my partners remain mostly dry and make me wonder if they’re even interested in me.

What’s the deal with wetness, and how can I maneuver wet and dry without making my partner feel awkward?

Signed,

Dear Weathering,

Weathering the Tide

Simply put, every vagina is different. It’s nearly impossible to gauge a woman’s level of arousal by wetness alone, so it’s better to take it as it comes (so to speak).

Vaginal wetness can be dictated by a number of factors, including menstrual cycle and medications. I’m no pharmacist, but I’ve had friends complain that various medications, especially antidepressants and antihistamines, can cause vaginal dryness.

Whether the forecast is flooding or drought, you should always be prepared for the weather.

Unfortunately, women are taught to be selfconscious about their bodies and can therefore be uncomfortable with their own vaginal wetness (or lack thereof). If your partner is super wet, tell her how much you love being able to feel her arousal.

By the same token, if your partner is on the drier side, be sure to keep a water-based lube handy to maximize enjoyment. Have fun with it — lube isn’t a punishment; it’s a slippery good time for all parties involved.

Meet you at the wet bar, mm

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Email me at mistress@sevendaysvt.com or share your own advice on my blog at sevendaysvt.com/blogs

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Beautiful Woman at Muddy Waters I saw you w/ a friend at Muddy Waters on Friday afternoon. I think you are so beautiful, but I made a fool of myself when some racist walked in & I let my anger get the best of me when I should have swallowed my pride & said hi to you. I hope I didn’t ruin my chances... When: Friday, March 5, 2010. Where: Muddy Waters. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #907152

Sky Burger Sweetheart On lower Church St. Saturday night, your smiling face made me feel alright. Up at the bar, I thought it had to be a dream, when you ordered a milkshake with extra whipped cream.

I think you were responsible for this winter thaw, the moment your sweet lips touched that straw... When: Saturday, March 6, 2010. Where: Sky Burger Restaurant on Lower Church.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907145

“Yes, I’m a Lesbian” T-Shirt Saw your ad in 7Days; as you check out “I Spy” I thought I’d write an ad just for you. Of all the Woman-SeekingWoman ads, yours was the only one to bait me. I love the outdoors (as you do) & loved fishing as a kid. Let’s cast a line or two. When: Saturday, March 6, 2010. Where: 7Days personal ads.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907127

I Didn’t Guess Your Age But I did enjoy our conversation.

Emma. Nectar’s. Friday night. Grateful Dead music. I looked all over for you, second set, but you seem to have disappeared. Maybe if you see this we can pick up where we left off. When: Friday, March 5, 2010. Where: Nectar’s.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907120

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Love at first sight I wake up every day & look to my left & there is an awe in my eyes. I think I am still dreaming, but I’m awake & no dream can compare to the beauty that I see in front of me. Thanks for saying yes to the first date 5 years ago. Every day still excites me to this day! When: Thursday, June 16, 2005. Where: Church St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907153

i like your moves We met at Finnegan’s in the spring of ‘09. I fell for you & you introduced me to your girl. When she left your life you poked me w/ the best of intentions in ‘10. And the Jayz song was on, so was the Britney song ... both at the same time. When: Wednesday, March 10, 2010. Where: in my life.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907149

Tree-Climbing Beauty You climbed a tree in a dress & big boots to watch the Mardi Gras parade.

You caught my eye & I watched you more than the floats. Your laughing smile is contagious. Keep up the adventures & maybe we’ll cross paths sometime. When: Saturday, February 27, 2010. Where: Church St. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907132

StarsinAugust We’re perhaps related? You: my dream to come true. Me: Would like to open your horizons, NSA. I have a willing lady who also wants to play. We both are looking to help out a younger woman &

would love to share the experience. Both fit, D/D free, into mild, wild, some kink?

When: Thursday, March 4, 2010. Where: 7Days. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907121

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Hey, you w/ the dog!

You were walking up Maple St. the other day w/ your cute little pug & I forgot to ask you out! Let’s get coffee sometime. When: Tuesday, March 2, 2010. Where: Maple St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907156

Harvest Market I spied your beautiful blue eyes ... can’t wait to see them again. When: Monday, March 8, 2010. Where: Harvest Market, Stowe. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907150

Sunday brunch 3/7 You were sitting w/ 2 friends (?) at a booth; you were closer to the bar. I was sitting at the bar w/ a couple of friends.

I had almost given up on getting your attention, then I finally caught your eye just as I was stepping out the door. This Yankees fan wouldn’t mind seeing that smile again. When: Sunday, March 7, 2010. Where: Pour House.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907134

short ponytail. We smiled & said hello.

Saturday, midday, near golf course & lax game. I’d like to ride the bike path w/ you if you are available. Liked your smile. When: Saturday, March 6, 2010.

Where: near UVM/Spear St. bike path.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907122

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bicycles are for lovers To the cute tattooed boy working a Viva Espresso on Friday morning: Where have you been hiding out? You are probably taken, but I still had to pay you that compliment. -the girl w/ the barkster outside. When: Friday, March 12, 2010. Where: Viva Espresso.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907158

RED HOT AMERICANA MAMA Spotted you at the Lovin’ Cup Cafe in Johnson. Your Americana rocked my world like an Air Supply greatest hits album. You: one dimple, gorgeous eyes & a smile that lit up Lamoille County.

When: Wednesday, March 10, 2010.

Where: Lovin’ Cup Cafe, Johnson.

You: Woman. Me: Man. u #907151

Man of my dreams I’ve been selfish. I am very sorry. You are the most amazing man any girl could ask for & I promise I will treat you like nothing less. Thank you for being you. Wonderful, understanding, beautiful you. I love you. When: Sunday, March 7, 2010. Where: in your bed.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907136

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