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H2Oh Boy! As a groundwater hydrologist who has been working in this realm in Vermont for the past 25 years, I can’t tell you how happy I am that groundwater is finally getting the attention it deserves from both the Vermont Legislature and interested citizens. It is truly exciting to me to see the interest in this unique, and often misunderstood, natural resource. On the other hand, I am seeing a lot of misconceptions about groundwater being presented as solid truth that are either simply not true or for which there is not adequate study to state with conviction. In your recent article “Groundwater Rising,” a few of these misconceptions are discussed.

For a naturally flowing spring, collecting the groundwater overflow would not be extraction from the aquifer, it would simply be the collection of this groundwater that naturally overflows to the earth’s surface from the aquifer. However, collection of this groundwater and taking it away in bottles is extraction from the watershed. This can have the result of affecting streamflows, aquatic habitat, and groundwater recharge.

The blanket usage of the term “extraction” requires more thought and explanation than I have seen in discussions concerning bottled water.

Also, concerning claims of streamflow depletion and aquatic habitat degradation, particularly concerning Blaisdell Brook in

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Randolph, there is no shortage of hearsay, and basically no scientific evidence. Being a firm believer in the scientific method, I would like to see a scientific study completed before any claims of aquatic habitat degradation are stated as truth.

Eric Hanson STARKSBORO

HOW MUCH WATER IS ENOUGH? I found “Groundwater Rising” [February 27] very disturbing. Due to our apparent lack of knowledge about this resource, and due to the uncertainties about how climate change will affect our region’s weather patterns, we have no way of knowing just how plentiful this resource is and will be. That is why I found the statement “there is more [water] than anyone in Vermont would ever need or be able to use anyway” to be so alarming. If we are so fortunate as to have a high-quality resource, we need to use it wisely. Until we know more, I fully support the “public trust” and precautionary principle doctrines that other states have adopted.

How ANR handled the journalist’s request for information was even more disturbing. The fact that this is happening indicates several things to me: The Douglas administration is very effective at getting what it wants; the legislature is ineffective; and the people of Vermont are too complacent.

Why else would these “communications” personnel be on the state

payroll? Ostensibly their jobs are to “communicate,” but in reality their jobs appear to be to filter or hinder the transfer of information between state employees and the public, and to control and spin information that comes from the state agencies.

These tactics seem eerily similar to those followed by the Bush administration, except the Douglas administration seems to be able to do it under the radar. If an article is being written about groundwater in

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RICK RATES I really enjoy Rick Kisonak’s film reviews. I also like his occasional articles about television programs. More often than not, his comments, especially about the state of television, make me laugh in a good way.

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I think that Matt Sacco was pretty harsh in his criticism. And his choice of words was unpleasant: “vomited” and “twaddle”? Please.

I have chosen to see movies that Rick has recommended. Most recently, Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead. I was not disappointed. Excellent film.

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NICK GARZA

Middlebury College student Nick Garza has been missing since February 5.

Contois and DeMarle were two of the speakers at the Vermont 3.0 Creative/Tech Career Jam in January. All of the presentations will air on channel 16 in the coming weeks. You can also find them online at www.retn.org.

Two weeks ago, Seven Days videographer Eva Sollberger visited the Middlebury campus and spoke with students about how the 19-year-old’s disappearance is affecting their lives. This week, Eva interviewed Nick’s mother, Natalie Garza, and some of Nick’s friends. In a new video, they explain who Nick is, and why he means so much to them.

» THE ANIMAL ISSUE channel 16 (RETN) this Thursday at 11 a.m. and 8 p.m. to find out. And if you’re watching at noon or 9 p.m., you’ll hear Ann DeMarle, director of

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Last night, I made my debut appearance on everybody’s favorite low-power FM station. I was a guest host on Jim Lockridge’s totally ass-kickin’ local music hour, “Rocket Shop.” If you haven’t listened, or at least seen the playlists he posts after each show, you’re missing out.

Especially if you remember “the good old days” when The Pants, Envy et al. ruled the scene. Every week is like a trip back in time, as if Club Toast is somehow inhabiting your transistors. He plays a bunch of newer stuff, too, from a wide array of genres. Where else would you see Romans and Guppyboy in the same setlist?

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hat role should religion play in our public schools? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a question Lee Sease, the Addison Central Supervisory Union Superintendent, has had to wrestle with in recent months, after a Middlebury Union High School student filed a lawsuit requesting that a religious club called Youth Alive be given the same recognition and support as other student groups. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been a question, as well, for the Williston Central School, which hosts an afterschool Christian group for elementary and middle school students called the Good News Club.

Stephen Urgenson, superintendent of the Orleans Central Supervisory Union, has also had to consider this question in light of a complaint from a student and the American Civil Liberties Union of Vermont about a seventh-grade teacher at the Irasburg Village School who allegedly handed out a flyer just before the holidays entitled, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Why Jesus Is Better Than Santa Claus.â&#x20AC;?

Nowhere is the First Amendment more alive, and more subject to controversy, than in our public schools. The First Amendment says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of

Youth Alive requested that the district provide them with the same benefits of other district-recognized student clubs, such as the Gay/Lesbian Alliance, the Arabic Club and the Outing Club.

Those benefits included not just meeting space, which the club already had, but also recognition in the school yearbook, an advisor, supplies and a small budget.

The districtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attorneys advised that, were it to provide those benefits, it could be in violation of the Establishment Clause.

Fearing it might be sued if it granted Youth Aliveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s request, the school district refused to do so.

It was sued anyway. A student in Youth Alive, with the aid of her parents and an organization called the Alliance Defense Fund, filed suit in Federal District Court, arguing that by refusing to grant official club status, the school district violated both her First Amendment right to free speech and the Equal Access Act of 1983. Addison Centralâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s insurance-company attorneys advised that Youth Alive did indeed have a strong case. The school district has settled the lawsuit, giving the club all the benefits it requested.

Under current law, Middlebury Union High School did the right thing.

The Supreme Court has been clear that once the school district allows for non-

Nowhere is the First Amendment more alive, and more subject to controversy, than in our public schools. speech . . . or the right of the people peaceably to assemble.â&#x20AC;? The precise meaning of these words has been the subject of great debate since our nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s founding, and has no doubt caused many a superintendent some sleepless nights.

Yet, despite the publicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s frequent assumption that the Constitution requires our schools to be â&#x20AC;&#x153;religionfree,â&#x20AC;? the United State Supreme Court has been relatively consistent in recent years in allowing a fair amount of religious activity in public schools. Given national trends, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re likely to see more cases like those in Middlebury, Williston and Irasburg, inviting even more debate about where religious liberty and free speech ends and the government â&#x20AC;&#x153;establishment of religionâ&#x20AC;? begins.

The Middlebury Union High School lawsuit involves a classic conflict between the free-speech rights of the students on one hand and, on the other, the concerns of school officials that they might violate the Establishment Clause, which prohibits the government from promoting religion. Last year, student members of

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Interestingly, the Equal Access Act and the First Amendment arguments used

by Youth Alive have ensured that school districts also can’t discriminate against clubs such as the Gay/Lesbian Alliance.

The theory behind the law is that, once a school district creates a public forum for students, it can’t then pick and choose which clubs it likes and which it doesn’t. Of course, there may be cases in which the school has a compelling reason to disallow a club. For example, if a student group formed to advocate illegal drug use, the school would have a very good argument that such a message is disruptive to the educational environment. But as long as the group doesn’t advocate violence or illegal activity, the law likely requires the school to treat it equally.

Indeed, the Supreme Court has often sided with religious minorities when governments have tried to suppress their activities. Just two years ago, the Supreme Court unanimously sided with members of a Brazilian-based religion, O Centro Espirita Beneficiente Uniao do Vegetal, who believe that hoasca tea from the Amazon is sacred and that using it connects them to God. The federal government banned the tea’s import because of its hallucinogenic effect. The Court found that the government had no good reason for doing so, signaling its continued willingness to uphold the rights of all religious groups regardless of their beliefs.

But what about providing funds to Youth Alive? No doubt many taxpayers object to their money being used to fund religious activities. Yet, the Supreme Court has said that, once the government chooses to allocate resources to student groups, it can’t then deny funds because of a group’s message, even if it is religious. Using taxpayer money is fine as long as the students organize the clubs and can choose whether or not to participate.

There are important values at stake on each side of this debate. Those who agree with the Court’s direction in these cases argue that the First Amendment should be interpreted to recognize the importance of religion in society. While the government shouldn’t favor one religion over another, it also shouldn’t favor secularism over religion. Religious views are welcome into the market-

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place of ideas, as people are free to choose among diverse religions, or to choose no religion at all.

Advocates of the Court’s approach also remind us of the history of religious persecution. For example, in 1940, the United States Supreme Court originally sided with a school district that expelled two Jehovah’s Witnesses children who refused to salute the flag because doing so would violate their religious beliefs.

The decision triggered what has been called “open season on Jehovah’s Witnesses”: The children of church members were taken from their homes.

Their properties and businesses were vandalized. Many halls of worship were burned.

Realizing it had made a huge mistake, the Court reversed itself three years later, holding that Jehovah’s Witnesses had a free-speech right not to salute the flag.

This case serves as a reminder as to why the law should

The Middlebury case was complicated, as it pitted free speech against “establishment.”

By comparison, the Irasburg case is relatively simple. Just as teachers can’t lead prayers in the classroom, the Court has held they can’t promote or teach religion, except in the limited context of courses such as World Religions, or those that examine the Bible as literature.

Hanging the Ten Commandments on the wall of a classroom, linking to religious websites on a school-sponsored Internet site, or passing out religious fliers — all of which the Irasburg teacher was accused of doing— would most certainly cross the line.

Reportedly, Orleans Central Superintendent Urgenson sent a memo to Irasburg teachers about the separation of church and state and removed the objectionable weblinks. The ACLU is encouraged by the district’s actions and continues to monitor the situation.

What happened in Irasburg

Once the government chooses to allocate resources to student groups, it can’t then deny funds because of a group’s message. accommodate all religions as much as possible.

Yet, there are plenty of people, including U.S. Supreme Court Justice David Souter, who argue that the Court has gone too far in allowing religion and the state to commingle. It’s one thing to protect religious minorities so they may freely exercise their religion; it’s quite another for the state to subsidize religion.

Thomas Jefferson used the metaphor that there should be a wall separating church and state.

“That wall,” he wrote, “must be kept high and impregnable.”

Jefferson wasn’t hostile to religion. Rather, he believed that a strict separation of church and state was necessary to ensure religious liberty. Once the government partakes in religious activity, inevitably people will feel coerced into participating.

This then corrupts religion and compels participation of the people into religious activities that they should be free to reject.

Thus, allowing religious clubs in our schools and funding them amounts to the government establishment of religion. Given the Court’s current composition, however, arguments advocating Jefferson’s wall of separation are likely to fall on deaf ears.

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is hardly an isolated incident.

Across the country, public schools cross the line all the time. Yet, students either don’t know their rights or are afraid to enforce them. Students who raise these claims are often harassed by their classmates and the community. There has been some reported harassment of the Middlebury and Irasburg students, although not nearly to the extent students have suffered in other states. Addison Central Superintendent Sease, in particular, has done an excellent job of ensuring that the student who sued has not been subjected to any retaliation.

Students who bring these challenges do so on principle alone. While schools that violate a student’s First Amendment rights often must pay attorney fees (this is to encourage attorneys to take civil-rights cases), neither the students — nor their parents — receive any financial gain. Those brave enough to sue their schools deserve our support, whether or not we agree with the positions they take. Rather than resent such challenges, public schools ought to embrace them.

After all, the First Amendment would be meaningless if people weren’t willing to test its limits.

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Citizen activist Carolyn Shapiro woke up on the Wednesday after Election Day with renewed faith in local democracy. The previous evening, at East Montpelier’s annual town meeting, her neighbors approved a referendum calling for what may be Vermont’s first-ever municipal moratorium on groundwater extraction.

The measure, passed by a resounding voice vote, prohibits any “person, partnership, corporation or syndicate” — in other words, any non-farmer — from extracting more than 10,000 gallons of groundwater per day. The referendum was prompted by growing concern over a local spring water company’s plan to tap an East Montpelier spring and how it would affect the town’s watershed.

But one clause of the referendum — that the East Montpelier Selectboard will “take all steps necessary to realize” the moratorium’s “intent” — raises another question: Do municipal moratoriums on groundwater extraction hold, well, water?

Probably not, says Scott Stuart, a hydrologist with the water-supply division of the Agency of Natural Resources (ANR). Stuart says the state’s water-supply permitting procedures trump local ordinances. Nor, he says, would S.304, a state Senate bill that proposes enforceable limits on groundwater extraction, have much effect on bottled-water companies. If passed, S.304 would only change the way ANR deals with “nonconsumptive uses” of groundwater, he says, for activities such as snowmaking and groundskeeping.

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intended to address. She says the moratorium won’t interfere with the state’s permitting process; it is, after all, a non-binding referendum. However, she and her neighbors would like the state’s groundwater regulations to be

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Stuart says of Montpelier Spring Water Company, “they’d be dealing with our compliance section and working under an operating permit that would tell them, ‘They’re doing fine,’ or ‘Here are a bunch of things they need to fix within whatever time frame.’ Those are enforceable milestones.”

According to Stuart, nine bottled water companies have licenses to operate in Vermont. Only three, however, have recently submitted compliance data required by the state, including how many gallons the companies are withdrawing each month. Nonetheless, Stuart maintains, the state is addressing such noncompliance “in some level of detail,” such as by writing letters to point out that “X, Y and Z things are wrong.”

Shapiro says it is that kind of regulatory inconsistency that East Montpelier’s moratorium is

clearer. Her ad-hoc citizens’ group is meeting this week to hash out their next course of action.

Steve Jerome, a sixth-generation Vermonter who has served on the East Montpelier Selectboard for three years, says he doesn’t have an opinion on the wisdom of the moratorium or whether it is enforceable. “We haven’t had an attorney look at it yet,” Jerome says.

“I’m thinking it will be a few weeks before this even comes up.”

Daniel Antonovich, chief executive officer of the Montpelier Spring Water Company, presented his bottling proposal to both the East Montpelier and Montpelier selectboards last year, but he has yet to file for a water-supply permit from the state. (The last time he filed one was 13 years ago.)

If Antonovich does move forward with his plans, he will likely

be required to obtain an Act 250 permit before constructing water pipelines — a process that’s regulated by the state’s Natural Resources Board. NRB attorney John Hasen isn’t sure what effect the moratorium will have on the Act 250 application process.

“Whether or not this moratorium is legal or valid, I don’t know,” Hasen says. “If people abide by it . . . then we won’t get any permit applications.”

Hasen, who has been dealing with Act 250 issues for 22 years, says there isn’t much case law on groundwater conflicts between disgruntled citizens and water-extracting corporations. No previous Act 250 case on groundwater, for example, has reached the Vermont Supreme Court.

“If you get three groundwater experts in a room,” he says, only half-jokingly, “you’ll get four opinions as to what will happen when a well gets drilled.”

Hasen, as it turns out, has been to the mountain. In 2005, a Vermont resident concerned about the impact on groundwater appealed an Act 250 application by a gravel company. The paucity of local precedent forced Hasen to refer to a case, more than 100 years earlier, involving the Houston & Texas Central Railway Company.

The Texas court concluded that groundwater was “so secret, occult, and concealed that an attempt to administer any set of legal rules . . . would be involved in hopeless uncertainty, and would, therefore, be practically impossible.”

“Groundwater is ‘occult,’” Hasen says with a chuckle. “Makes it sound like something out of Harry Potter.” >

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A fundraiser to benefit a Sarejevo landmine victim will be held on Friday, March 28, at 5:30 p.m. at the Catamount Golf Club, 1400 Mountain View Rd., Williston. Featured guests will include U.S. Senator Patrick Leahy and The Bosnian Lilies, a local childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s song-anddance group. $30. Info: 872-8752 or 878-9577.

well as a performance by the Bosnian Lilies, a local childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s song and dance group.

Asked why they were willing to devote so much personal time to raising money for people thousands of miles away, the scouts give answers that range from the humorous to the poignant. Several express the view that, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Their stories are so sad,â&#x20AC;? or â&#x20AC;&#x153;It makes you feel good to know youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re helping somebody.â&#x20AC;?

Corinne Loiseau says that when she first saw a photo of a landmine victim, she found it â&#x20AC;&#x153;really shocking, because here, the worst thing we worry about stepping on is a spider.â&#x20AC;?

Caty Mara summed up best the sentiments of several of her fellow scouts: â&#x20AC;&#x153;For them, that one step could be their last.â&#x20AC;? >

the landmines that are common to the region.

Undeterred by the price tag, the Girl Scouts spent most of last summer holding bake sales, car washes, dog baths and selling goods door-to-door. They also received generous support from groups such as the Green Mountain Kennel Club, the Lake Champlain Maritime Festival, the Rotary and Lions clubs and the Williston Historical Society. Last fall, the girls finally reached their goal when a woman in California heard about their campaign and mailed them a $5000 check.

When their dog, whom the girls have named â&#x20AC;&#x153;Champlain,â&#x20AC;? is fully trained, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll likely be placed in Lebanon, Mignano says. The girls donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know yet what kind of a dog Champlain will be, or what gender, since the dogs are sent to the academy in â&#x20AC;&#x153;six-packsâ&#x20AC;? and the best ones are eventually placed. However, once Champlain is selected and placed in its host country, the girls will be able to follow its progress via the Internet and get regular updates on how many mines itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s found.

Following on their recent success, the Girl Scouts decided this

dogs on behalf of the Marshall Legacy Institute (MLI). The Virginia-based nonprofit was founded in 1997 by the children of Gen. George C. Marshall as a way to carry on the spirit of the World War II-era Marshall Plan.

Today, one of MLIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s primary missions is landmine education.

Each year, about 20,000 people in more than 60 countries are killed or maimed by landmines, most of them civilians and many of them children. So in April 2007, McCasland visited local schools to demonstrate how a de-mining dog works.

Unlike mechanical mine-detection equipment, which detects the metal in an antipersonnel device, mine-sniffing dogs smell the gases emitted by the explosives. As a result, mine-detection dogs are considered one of the most reliable methods for finding and removing landmines.

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Bond Market Collapse Worries Vermont Student-Loan Agency

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BY BRIAN WALLSTIN

“Bystanders to Emergencies and the Situational Perspective”

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Normally, this is a slow time of year for the Winooski-based Vermont Student Assistance Corp., which loans hundreds of millions of dollars annually to parents and students looking to finance higher education.

But the latest crisis on Wall Street has the state’s largest student lender scrambling to secure $190 million to meet the demand for loans it expects to make this fall.

The apparent collapse last month of the auction-rate securities market, which VSAC relies on to finance its lending, poses no threat to students who have already borrowed, said Scott Giles, the agency’s vice president of policy, planning and research. However, it has threatened the short-term financial viability of VSAC, which currently lacks nearly half of the $390 million it needs for the 2008-2009 school year.

“Auction-rate securities were, for a long time, the most efficient way to sell bonds, take the money and give it to students,” Giles said.

“It’s not very efficient now, nor will it ever be again.”

Nor, like most things related to the municipal bond market, is it easy to explain. Here’s one way to think about it: The sub-prime mortgage debacle may have finally found its mark in Vermont.

Auction-rate securities, or ARS, are variable-rate, long-term bonds that allow investors the opportunity to cash out at will and collect short-term interest rates, which are reset at auction every seven to 35 days. While a lack of bidders could result in a failed auction, in the past, underwriters — Wall Street banks such as Goldman Sachs, Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch — would submit a “clearing bid” to complete the auction and provide liquidity to bond holders.

The problems in the market peaked in mid-February when major underwriters refused to bid, instead allowing hundreds of bond auctions to fail. That kicked in a penalty, known as the “fail rate,” that increased — in some cases by more than double — the interest costs for bond issuers such as VSAC. As a result, Giles said, VSAC is paying close to 1 percent more in interest on the nearly $2 billion in auction-rate securities in its portfolio. If the agency doesn’t refinance the bonds, the failure of the ARS market could cost VSAC $20 million.

Giles said VSAC “has the ability to cover” the additional costs should it fail to secure re-financing before the end of the year. Likewise, because students continue to pay on existing loans, the agency has the resources to continue operations for the foreseeable future.

“We are prepared to draw upon our reserves to make sure Vermont students have access to student loans,” he said.

Giles’ optimism is in contrast to that of much larger student-loan agencies in Pennsylvania and Michigan, which have announced they will eliminate some student-loan programs or stop lending altogether for the time being. The problem in those states, Giles said, is the growing number of non-guaranteed private loans, which under current market conditions are a risky in-

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Just about everyone, including Giles, blames the collapse of the sub-prime mortgage market for declining confidence in the auctionrate securities market. The failure of bond-rating agencies and insurance companies to ascribe an appropriate level of risk to securities fashioned from billions of dollars in bad loans has spooked investors from the broader bond market.

Giles believes investors’ fears are “irrational,” especially when it comes to student loans, which are 97 percent guaranteed by the federal government. Moreover, he said, VSAC has the fourth lowest student-loan default rate in the country, making the agency’s loans a more attractive investment than those of less credit-worthy issuers.

“We actually believe the market will settle out,” Giles said. “At some point, people will start moving back into quality assets.”

Until then, VSAC is considering refinancing its bond portfolio with something called a variable-rate demand obligation. A VRDO, as it is known, is similar to an auctionrate security in that it would allow VSAC to borrow long-term while offering investors short-term interest rates.

Thomas Melloni, an attorney with the Burlington firm Burak Anderson & Melloni, said interest rates for a VRDO are set daily and weekly, and the “demand” function allows bondholders to cash out when they like. Unlike auction-rated securities, however, a VRDO requires a letter of credit from a bank or financial institution that agrees to meet the bondholders’ demand.

Vermont Treasurer Jeb Spaulding said officials are also exploring

the possibility that the state pension fund “could play some role” in helping refinance some of VSAC’s existing debt. “There’s no way of knowing at this point whether that’s even possible,” Spaulding said. “First of all, that’s a board decision, and it will take a lot of due diligence.”

Indeed, timing could be VSAC’s largest hurdle at this point. Across the country, local governments and quasi-public agencies like hospitals and housing-finance and studentloan corporations that rely on auction-rate securities are desperately seeking ways to refinance more than $350 billion in total debt.

“Everyone is trying to do it at once,” Spaulding said, “and there is only so much capital out there.”

Under normal conditions, VSAC would wait another couple months to secure financing for the loans it will offer in the fall; that way, VSAC wouldn’t be paying interest to investors who are backing the loans before the loans themselves started earning revenue for the agency.

Giles said VSAC has begun talking to various financial institutions about lines of credit to support refinancing through VRDOs. Giles allowed that, should VSAC fail to refinance its bond debt, the federal government might have to step in. VSAC is the “lender of last resort” for the state of Vermont, meaning the feds would loan money directly to the agency should the crisis reach epic proportions.

Giles said that kind of action would lead to “complications that people will want to avoid.” However, he doesn’t believe it will come to that.

“This is a serious situation,” he said, “but one thing we don’t want to do is to create a sense of panic.” >

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Stowe Gallery Exhibits Chinese Food for Thought PORCELAIN BUST

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The ubiquitous phrase â&#x20AC;&#x153;Made in China,â&#x20AC;? usually stamped on the bottoms of things Americans buy, has a decidedly pejorative connotation. It calls to mind lead paint in toys, toxic pet food and efficient factories where millions of workers claw mechanically at endless assembly lines.

This fall, however, the Helen Day Art Center in Stowe will remind us that something more soulful and significant is also made in China: contemporary visual art.

Coming on the heels of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, HDACâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s exhibit, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Made in China: Contemporary Chinese Art,â&#x20AC;? will present works that may inspire viewers to ponder the effects of the symbiotic Sino-American relationship on that vast Asian country.

Nathan Suter, executive director of Helen Day, says that â&#x20AC;&#x153;Made in Chinaâ&#x20AC;? meshes well with the galleryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mission to enhance the human experience through the visual arts, because it adds an important cultural dimension to our view of a place that has an inestimable effect on the Western world. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Part of our job as an organization,â&#x20AC;? Suter explains, â&#x20AC;&#x153;is to make the case that art is relevant in all of our lives, no matter what you happen to be doing professionally.â&#x20AC;? He adds that the spectacle of the Olympics in August makes the timing of the exhibit â&#x20AC;&#x201D; mid-September through midNovember â&#x20AC;&#x201D; especially apt.

The Freeman Foundation, a private, Stowe-based philanthropic organization committed to increasing understanding between the United States and the nations of East Asia, agrees. It will pro-

The Helen Day Art Center will present works that may inspire viewers to ponder the effects of the symbiotic Sino-American relationship. vide a $10,000 grant to HDAC for the exhibit, which other donors must match by April. Suter says the art center has already raised $2500 in matching funds, and is seeking sponsorships from local businesses. But even if the gallery canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t raise 10 grand by April, the show will go on. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll make the exhibition no matter what,â&#x20AC;?

Suter says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just a matter of how much work we can afford to bring here.â&#x20AC;?

He hopes the exhibit will include a substantive educational component, and is already putting together a couple of academic panels: one featuring an art history professor who specializes in

Chinese art and the other a China scholar who focuses on political science. Suter predicts the pair will enhance understanding both of the artwork and of â&#x20AC;&#x153;whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going on there.â&#x20AC;?

Suter and Exhibitions Director Idoline Duke are still working out the contents of the exhibit.

Contemporary Chinese visual art, it turns out, is harder to come by than most of that countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s other products. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This is a really, really hot market right now,â&#x20AC;? Suter adds.

For more information about â&#x20AC;&#x153;Made in China,â&#x20AC;? keep an eye on www.helenday.org. >

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Reaching the age of 100 calls for celebration, and the Chandler Music Hall in Randolph has been doing it in grand style. As part of a yearlong fĂŞte for the centuryold venue, the Chandler Center for the Arts commissioned work from three Vermont composers.

Gwyneth Walker turned her commission into a two-day choral celebration; Kathy Wonson Eddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s choral suite was performed by the renowned Hilliard Ensemble. And this Saturday, audiences can hear the final commission: the Chiara Quartet will premiere a full-length string quartet by composer Erik Nielsen of Brookfield.

Nielsenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Quartet #2 for Strings â&#x20AC;&#x201D; written in the musical language of swing-time, with a slow, tonal â&#x20AC;&#x153;arch movementâ&#x20AC;? in the middle â&#x20AC;&#x201D; is a fine pairing for the hip Chiara Quartet. Currently the quartet-inresidence at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, the Juilliard-trained group recently landed an additional residency at Harvard. Its thirtysomething members have turned heads by bringing chamber music out of the sometimes-stultifying classical

setting and into bars and cafĂŠs â&#x20AC;&#x201D; reportedly to the delight of beer-sipping audiences across the country.

Nielsen compares Chiara to the Emerson and Tokyo String quartets, now well-established groups that drew similar rave reviews when they formed 20 years ago. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Chiara is in about the same positionâ&#x20AC;? as Emerson was then, says the composer, â&#x20AC;&#x153;very much on the radar of programmers.â&#x20AC;?

Nielsen has made his living as a composer since 1983, when he graduated with a Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s from the Hartt School of Music. (A young Emerson Quartet workshopped his student compositions there.) This will not be his first collaboration with Chiara: In 2005, the group performed his clarinet quintet at Chandler shortly after the pieceâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s premiere at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. Chiara viola player Jonah Sirotaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s father played clarinet.

Of the groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s other members â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Gregory Beaver on cello and Julie Yoon and Rebecca Fischer on violin â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Fischer has the strongest ties to Vermont: She grew

up partly in Norwich and went to the same summer string camp as did Nielsenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s eldest daughter. Her father Norman, a cellist, played with the late Concord String Quartet and taught for many years at Dartmouth College. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They love coming back,â&#x20AC;? Nielsen says; this will be the quartetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fourth appearance at Chandler.

Saturdayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s program also includes Beethovenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Grosse Fuge and a quintet by Schubert with Norman Fischer on second cello.

The latter workâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s slow movement inspired the Vermont composerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s piece; Nielsen also acknowledges â&#x20AC;&#x153;the inspiration that writing for a group of this caliber gives me.

[The Chiara Quartet] bring a tremendous amount of energy to it, and theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re risk-takers. It should be an exciting evening.â&#x20AC;? > The premiere of Erik Nielsenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Quartet #2 for Strings by the Chiara String Quartet is at the Chandler Music Hall in Randolph on Saturday, March 15, at 7:30 p.m. $25. Tickets at www.chandler-arts. org. Info, 728-6464.

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When Foxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s big-budget animated version of Dr. Seussâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Horton Hears a Who opens this Friday, audiences will hear the voices of stars like Jim Carrey and Steve Carell. But some of the images of cavorting critters theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see on screen come from the Burlington studio of freelance animator Jason Taylor.

The 31-year-old says moviegoers will see his work in â&#x20AC;&#x153;the mayor of Whoville, in Morton â&#x20AC;&#x201D; which is a little blue mouse, sidekick of Hortonâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and various other characters. He describes his job as â&#x20AC;&#x153;taking the characters theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve designed and making them move and talk. [The filmmakers] will send me these files, the storyboard. I do it up nice and then send it back to them. They plug it into the movie.â&#x20AC;?

How do you get a job like that in Vermont? Well, it helps to build your cred somewhere else. Originally from Troy in the Northeast Kingdom, Taylor earned a BFA at Philadelphiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s University of the Arts in 1998 and then headed west, where he worked as a char-

acter animator at Blur Studio in Venice, California. Among his many projects are a Bee Movie TV spot and an animated short called Gopher Broke, which was nominated for an Oscar in 2005.

(Samples of his animation can be seen on his website, www.captainkeyframe.com.)

Right now, Taylor is working on shots featuring â&#x20AC;&#x153;a bear character and a deer characterâ&#x20AC;? for Open Season 2, scheduled for release in 2009. While â&#x20AC;&#x153;the characters get decided in pre-design,â&#x20AC;? he says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I make up the performance. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m kind of like the actor behind the character.â&#x20AC;? Though he tries to â&#x20AC;&#x153;work in animal stuff in the way they move,â&#x20AC;? he also videotapes himself to visualize the charactersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; humanoid expressions â&#x20AC;&#x201D; for instance, â&#x20AC;&#x153;the way my eyes move a certain way when Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m thinking something.â&#x20AC;? Another ingredient is a prerecorded track featuring the voice actors: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I have to be aware of all those inflections in their voice and interpret what the characterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s doing.â&#x20AC;?

Taylor returned to Vermont just last June and got married. A skier and snowboarder, he says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;being able to be in Vermont and do this is kind of the ultimate goal.â&#x20AC;? But his longer-term objective is â&#x20AC;&#x153;to start a small studio. The cost of living is so affordable here compared to L.A. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot of people with families in L.A. who donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like to be there.â&#x20AC;?

Right now, Taylor spends about five hours a week teaching aspiring animators via an online school called Animationmentor. com. Trained in traditional art techniques, Taylor says those skills come first in his business, and technical know-how follows: â&#x20AC;&#x153;You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really replace [drawing]. Before you do anything in the computer, you kind of do a little sketch.â&#x20AC;? What animators do need more than other visual artists is the patience to complete brief film shots that require a new â&#x20AC;&#x153;drawing or a pose 24 times every second,â&#x20AC;? Taylor says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not an easy thing to do.â&#x20AC;? >

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Jeff Wolverton The deal, from the top: A colloid is a substance in which particles of one kind of stuff (generally too small to see sans microscope but larger than a single molecule) are dispersed throughout a medium of some other kind of stuff. Smoke is a colloid of solid particles in gas, for instance; whipped cream is a colloid of gas in liquid.

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Silver mixtures are among the most commonly touted colloidal remedies, credited by proponents with everything from combating unwanted microorganisms to curing arthritis. And in some ways colloidal silver is an easier sell.

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he sounds outside the Acupuncture & Qigong Health Center on Route 15 in Essex Junction on a recent afternoon are enough to grate on anybody’s nerves: trains whistling, traffic rumbling and the occasional door slamming. But inside, the darkened STORY room is unusually peaceful. The serenity is SARAH most apparent in Colchester’s Bill Maynard, TUFF who has just received five needles in each ear. He closes his eyes and lets his tightly IMAGE MATTHEW clasped hands relax on his black jeans.

THORSEN Maynard’s head tips back as if he’s sleeping.

Real slumber often eludes Maynard, who For more suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder — information on a.k.a. PTSD. In the decades since he returned the veterans’ from the Vietnam War — a “life-changing acupuncture clinic in Essex experience,” he says, and not in a good way — he’s been a fidgety sleeper, unable to extinJunction, call Ann Ramsay at guish the thoughts running through his mind.

922-1564; for But since Maynard began coming to the the Montpelier acupuncture clinics, he’s been sleeping better. clinic, call Pamela Brady at 229-1800 “And in my personal life, I’m calmer,” he says.

As Maynard and his wife, Gail, inhale and or Edward Kentish at 229-4537. exhale, the late-afternoon light falls on acupuncturist and registered nurse Ann Ramsay, who also has her eyes closed as she offers soothing words such as “security” and “healing.” Last fall, Ramsay began offering these free, one-hour clinics to veterans of war in the space donated by the Acupuncture & Qigong Health Center. Jane Melrose and other practitioners volunteer their services as well.

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toms of PTSD. And gradually, more veterans like Maynard are reporting relief.

According to the National Institutes of Health, acupuncture has been used for thousands of years and is one of the oldest healing practices in the world. But it wasn’t until the 1970s and ’80s that acupuncturists interested in treating addiction developed the five-point ear process evident in Ramsay’s clinic. Today, the National Acupuncture Detoxification Association (NADA) trains thousands of health professionals in auricular acupuncture.

The NADA protocol has spread beyond rehabilitation and recovery centers to anxiety-ridden places such as Honduras, Indonesia, New Orleans and post-9/11 lower Manhattan.

New York-based Joan Dolan is a nurse and NADA practitioner who spent more than six years treating 9/11 victims with ear acupuncture in St. Vincent’s Catholic Medical Center in New York. “People said they slept better, they felt calmer, and they felt less stress,” she says in a phone interview.

Ear acupuncture also works really well for PTSD, says Sarah Tewhey, the veterans’ program coordinator for Acupuncturists Without Borders (AWB), a New Mexico-based nonprofit that promotes community NADA-protocol clinics for trauma victims. After Hurricane Katrina, AWB pulled together 75 acupuncturists to treat more than 8000 people in Louisiana. “In New Orleans, we treated everyone in a circle, from the homeless to firefighters,” Tewhey recalls on the phone.

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Today, AWB works with six community veterans’ clinics from Oregon to Florida, and plans to help seven others open soon in places such as Portland, Maine, and Framingham, Massachusetts.

Last fall in Vermont, Ramsay and Montpelier-based acupuncturists Pamela Brady and Edward Kentish — all trained in AWB techniques and inspired by people like Dolan — decided to open independent clinics in Essex Junction and Montpelier, respectively.

response to it after the first session; I felt a calming influence and I had an easier time sleeping,” he says.

For those who don’t want needles, ear acupuncturists can also use vaccaria seeds, tiny pellets used at the same points as the needles.

At the Essex Junction clinic, Ramsay’s soothing words, the soft, spa-type music and the dusky light make the environment calming.

So are the needles really doing the work? Couldn’t it just be the relaxing atmosphere that alleviates some of the PTSD symptoms?

I’m usually real nervous when I drive, and I don’t sleep at night . . . After [acupuncture], driving home, I was very relaxed and later I was able to sleep.

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Tewhey concedes that veterans’ clinics do indeed take place in controlled environments that can contribute to the calming. But, she points out, Katrina victims were treated in harsh conditions — moldy church basements under fluorescent lights, or on Bourbon Street — and still immediately reported relaxation or even fell asleep.

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MARCUS MURPHEY, VIETNAM VETERAN “We were hearing how the vets were coming back [from Iraq and Afghanistan] and they weren’t getting the services they were promised,” says Brady, who has treated Indonesian tsunami victims with acupuncture. Ten years ago, she used the same treatment to help survivors of Hurricane Mitch. “It just felt like they were getting screwed,” she adds. “They needed to be honored and to be helped.”

Brady and Kentish began practicing the NADA five-point protocol on Wednesday evenings in Montpelier. “Each point is on a nerve pathway that goes into the brain and calms anxiety,” Brady explains. The shenmen point slows the heart rate and alleviates impatience, while the sympathetic point reduces the flight-or-fight response. The kidney point is said to release toxins, the liver point to balance emotions. Finally, the lung point “nourishes and improves the immune system and eases breathing,” says Brady.

In the June 2007 issue of The Journal of Nervous and Mental Disease, researchers led by Michael Hollifield, M.D., of Kentucky’s University of Louisville School of Medicine, announced the results of a study comparing acupuncture to cognitive behavioral therapy in treating PTSD. “The data provide initial evidence that an acupuncture treatment approach may be effective and acceptable for treating PTSD,” the authors wrote.

Burlington resident and Vietnam veteran Marcus Murphy says that before trying acupuncture two months ago on the advice of a friend, he didn’t expect much.

“I was pretty sure it was all hokey,” says Murphy. “But I’m usually real nervous when I drive, and I don’t sleep at night; that’s a classic PTSD thing. Afterward, driving home, I was very relaxed and, later, I was able to sleep.”

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Jeff says he sees myriad reasons for the absence of Iraq and Afghanistan veterans at the acupuncture clinics, including the stigma of mental-health problems for those who are still active National Guard or Reserve members. But having lived with PTSD for nearly 30 years, he now tries to point younger veterans toward alternative treatments such as acupuncture.

“There ain’t no quick fix, there ain’t no magic bullet; we’re still suffering the results,” says Jeff of his fellow Vietnam vets. “Guys like myself, we have lightning-fast responses, hyper-vigilance and startle reflexes, so we have no problem getting in touch with our ‘zero to 60 in one second.’

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Payne recalls, he learned about the imminent extinction of the peregrine falcons that nested on the New Jersey Palisades. Research showed the birds were being decimated by DDT, but few people knew or really cared. “I remember being absolutely heartbroken that you couldn’t go and see these magnificent animals,” Payne says. The experience taught him that, to make an animal’s existence matter to humans, you had to make it interesting. You had give the creature captivating — better yet, human-like — characteristics.

“Let’s say there’s a Florida wood rat on the brink of extinction,” Payne posits. “If nobody knows anything about it, they don’t care. But suppose you found out that they sang songs, had some special care that they gave to their young, built intriguing nests and had all sorts of fascinating means of avoiding predation from owls and hawks. The more you know about it,” he says, becoming excited — “ooh, you start to get interested. If you tried to bring dogs and cats to extinction, you’d have a war on your hands.”

Payne left the Palisades peregrines — they’ve since made a nice comeback — for Harvard, where he studied bioacoustics, which he saw as a good subject for a music lover without the chops to be a professional musician. (He plays the cello.) Conservation remained his other passion. In 1963, eager to protect a piece of a world he saw “being completely slashed and burned,” Payne and a few roommates paid $8000 for 460 acres in Tinmouth. They shackled it with rigorous development restrictions, some of the first of their kind in Vermont. “The principle behind it,” Payne says, “was to make sure nobody could ever afford to wreck it.” Though he wasn’t able to move here full-time

until 1997, he professes, “I’ve been in love with Vermont for 44 years.”

Still, Payne had to go where the whales are. He founded the Lincoln, Massachusetts-based Ocean Alliance, a nonprofit whale and ocean conservation advocacy group, in 1971. Since 1991, he’s been doing most of his fieldwork from the mobile laboratory on the Alliance’s 93-foot ketch, the Odyssey.

The latest voyage, which was tracked and filmed by PBS starting in 2000, spanned five and a half years and took Payne and his crew around the world to study background pollution in sperm whales.

Though he picked sperm whales because they’re found all over the globe, Payne says pollution is the biggest threat facing all species of whales today — worse than whaling and fishing nets.

As a biologist who believes “we’re utterly dependent upon nature,” he also says marine pollution has direct and noxious consequences for humans.

The research is still underway at the Wise Laboratory of Environmental and Genetic Toxicology at the University of Southern Maine. But Payne says, “We know that what we’re finding is absolutely shocking — I mean, beyond anything I had ever imagined we would come back with.” The preliminary but reliable data, culled from small, benignly gathered blubber samples, show the whales are polluted with high levels of toxins, such as PCBs, mercury and chromium.

As the whales go, so go the oceans.

“People used to think that the solution to pollution is dilution,” Payne says.

But those people didn’t know about the insidious, non-water-soluble chemicals that get absorbed at the base of the marine food chain and bioaccumulate as they move upward. According to Payne, those chemicals’ effects are

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or one Vermont resident, the key to environmental awareness and our place on Earth is . . . whales.

“If the only thing you know is acoustics, and you see the world falling apart around you, what can you do?”

That’s the question Roger Payne asked himself in the mid-1960s, after completing a post-doc at Tufts University on the miraculous hearing of moths.

He had already studied bats at Harvard and owls at Cornell, but, interesting as those animals might be, they didn’t answer his conservational conundrum.

He wanted to save the Earth from human destruction. He just didn’t see it happening one bat at a time.

Then he heard the whales. Not the sperm whales of Moby Dick fame, but the lesser-known humpbacks. In 1967, he went to Bermuda and recorded their strangely affecting sounds, listening to them for days, over and over. He had never heard anything like it, but he knew he was on to something.

“This speaks to people,” says Payne, 73, sitting in the airy, light-filled living room of his house, high on a maple-dappled hill in Woodstock, as he recalls the epiphany that struck him more than 40 years ago. “This thing has a strong emotional message, and that’s exactly what we needed. So I thought, ‘This is the way to get the attention of the world.’”

Eventually, he did. Once Payne had proved that the sounds were indeed made by humpback whales — massive mammals recognized by their dramatic breaches — he realized something staggering: The noises weren’t just random utterances, but songs. “It’s like a river of sound,” Payne relates. “It goes on and on and on.”

The songs are marked by a combination of high-pitched moans, guttural grunts and quick volleys of tapping sounds. They are thought to be the most complex compositions in the animal kingdom, often displaying the A-BA sonata form commonly found in classical music. The purpose? The generally accepted theory is that male whales sing to woo potential mates.

Astounded, Payne and his colleague Frank Watlington — who first turned him on to the sounds — made the recording Songs of the Humpback Whale in 1970. It became the best-selling natural history record ever. National Geographic included Songs in flexible format in its January 1979 issue, ordering 10.5 million copies of the recording at one time. “That remains the single largest print order in the history of the recording industry,” Payne notes. He’s quick to discount the honor, though, since pop musicians routinely sell more than 10.5 million records; the recording companies just don’t order them all at once.

Still, just as Payne hoped, Songs of the Humpback Whale had a unique and powerful effect on listeners. “People heard these things and were just blown away by them,” he says. Something about the solemn sounds seemed to spark concern about whales and the environment as a whole, and they helped launch the Save the Whales movement in the early 1970s. Payne had found a way to make conservation cool.

It was the fulfillment of a childhood desire. As a boy in New York City,

amplifed tenfold at each level of the food chain. “So if you have a six-step food chain,” he instructs, “you get a 10to-the-sixth amplification. That’s a million times.”

Humans can avoid the toxins, for the most part, by eating organic food and staying away from apex-predator fish, but whales are not so lucky. If nothing changes, Payne predicts the massive mammals’ extinction. “I see no alternative,” he says matter-of-factly.

Over 30 years ago, Payne made whales loom large in the public consciousness. Now he’s trying to make the plight of the environment resonate with preoccupied human beings in a way that appeals even more directly to their imaginations — through art. Payne and his wife, stage and film actor Lisa Harrow, have devised a lecture performance called “SeaChange: Reversing the Tide,” in which he reads scientific information and she performs relevant poetry and prose. “The power of it is Lisa,” Payne readily admits. “It gets people into a mood where they’re willing to hear what they otherwise aren’t willing to hear.” The hour-long show has been performed in such farflung places as New Zealand, Mexico and Wyoming.

Payne’s favorite poem from the piece is “Riveted,” by Montréal poet Robyn Sarah. He says it likens humans to spectators at a show, and that show is the story of the natural world: “ . . . Now / we are being given tickets, and they are not / tickets to the show we had been thinking of, / but to a different show, clearly inferior . . .”

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From the Horse’s Mouth “Open wide” isn’t an option for a Vermont equine dentist

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ANDREW SAWTELL For more information on Duncan MacPhail Equine Dentistry, call (802)785-4364 or visit his website: www.NewEngland EquineDentistry.com

ery few people choose a horse for its winning . . . smile. But in horses, as in humans, an unhealthy mouth is more than just a cosmetic concern. A horse with a dental problem can get ornery with a bit in its mouth and is more prone to throw a rider. A rotten tooth or infected gum can cause an equine to stop eating and lose weight.

It can also lead to more serious ailments, including some that are deadly. But, unlike humans, four-legged beasts can’t tell their owners when they’ve got a nagging toothache — Mr. Ed aside.

Amber — her real name — has had extensive dental work done in the last three years, though you’d never know it by the way she acts around horse dentist Duncan MacPhail. The 6-year-old, chestnutcolored Haflinger is as gentle as a lamb when MacPhail begins his biannual exam in Diane Wyatt’s West Newbury barn. MacPhail is there to check up on the mare’s troublesome underbite.

MacPhail, 31, has been practicing equine dentistry throughout New England for about five years.

Sometimes his work calls for a delicate touch; other times, only a fair amount of muscle will get the job done. Either way, MacPhail, who stands 6-foot-3, exudes quietness, almost serenity. His demeanor helps put the animal at ease, he says, but it also keeps him attuned to the subtle, nonverbal cues a horse gives when it’s frightened, angry or in pain. That’s key, because when you’re elbow-deep in the mouth of a half-ton draft horse with an inflamed abscess, cooperation is 90 percent of the battle. “They’ve all got a finite amount of patience,” he says, “because

this can be fairly invasive.”

Unlike a human dentist, MacPhail has to take a more roundabout approach to his patients than just asking them to “open wide.” Even though he’s worked on Amber before, MacPhail begins at her right flank, pats her neck and lets her sniff his hands. “A lot of people will be aggressive with horses and really back them into a corner and get after them. I don’t do that,” he says. “I’ve found that if I move with them, it’s a good experience for them and it’s much easier the next time.”

When MacPhail hasn’t worked on a horse before, he avoids its head entirely for the first five to 10 min-

horse’s forehead muscles, which tell him whether the animal is chewing equally on both sides of its mouth.

If the horse doesn’t react violently, MacPhail gives its head a few quick, firm squeezes to make sure there aren’t any tender spots. Amber doesn’t flinch. “Then, I’ll just slip my finger into the horse’s mouth, like this,” he explains, poking his fingers through Amber’s black, rubbery lips. “That has two purposes. It lets them know what’s coming. Also, I can feel how sharp the outside edges of the molars are.”

A healthy horse jaw functions like a mortar and pestle, MacPhail explains, grinding food to aid the

As a result, most domestic horses need to have their teeth filed periodically. To do this, MacPhail feels inside Amber’s mouth for sharp enamel points on the outer edges of the molars. He’s also looking for “ramps,” or enamel bumps at the rear end of the molars that can grow as high as an inch, and “hooks,” which are similar bumps on the front end of the tooth.

These deformities can cause painful and ineffective chewing. An affected horse may lose weight, even if it’s eating the same amount of food it always has.

When MacPhail finds a ramp or hook, he ventures into the horse’s mouth with a metal instrument that

I’ve lost a couple fingernails, but no digits yet. I’m totally convinced that they don’t want to hurt you. And they could if they wanted to.

DUNCAN MACPHAIL, HORSE DENTIST

utes. Then he starts gently leaning against its body and gradually works his way up toward its ears.

“When I get to the head, I’m looking for symmetry,” he explains, staring into Amber’s eyes while palpating the outside of her jaw. He’s looking for anything that seems out of the ordinary, such as bumps along the jaw line or retained caps, which are baby teeth that horses are supposed to shed. MacPhail also examines the

horse in digesting it. In nature, where wild horses eat a diet full of grit, their molars constantly wear down to a smooth, flatter surface. But domesticated horses eat a cleaner diet of hay and grains, which wear down their teeth much more slowly. Horse teeth continue to grow over most of the animal’s life — they can add between an eighth and a third of an inch of enamel per year — making for some very uneven chompers.

looks like a truncated golf club, only with a carbide rasp on one end.

Known as a “float,” this tool is used to file down the excess enamel.

MacPhail may keep a pail full of floats beside him, depending on the type of work he needs to do.

Though some equine dentists use power tools for this task, MacPhail says he prefers manual instruments; he claims they give him more dexterity and are less apt to spook the horse

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and potentially injure it, or him. And, unless a horse has a serious behavioral problem or needs several teeth pulled, MacPhail generally does this work by hand. By law, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not permitted to sedate an animal; only a veterinarian can.

Clearly, â&#x20AC;&#x153;floatingâ&#x20AC;? horse teeth is strenuous work. With the float in the horseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mouth, MacPhail files back and forth with short, rapid strokes, all the while holding the horseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s head firmly by its halter. The float emits a deep rasping sound, like a saw blade ripping through a dry log. A fine yellowish slobber appears along Amberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lower jaw, a mixture of saliva and tooth dust. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s doing pretty well,â&#x20AC;? MacPhail says, breaking into a sweat in the cold barn. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m staying in her line of sight so she knows where I am and what Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m doing.â&#x20AC;?

Surprisingly, MacPhail says he rarely gets bitten. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve lost a couple fingernails, but no digits yet,â&#x20AC;? he says, one hand soaked in spittle. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m totally convinced that they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to hurt you. And they could if they wanted to.â&#x20AC;?

After filing Amberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s upper and lower teeth, MacPhail needs to access her rearmost molars. To do so, he pulls out a shiny metal speculum â&#x20AC;&#x201D; yup, that contraption â&#x20AC;&#x201D; which fits over the horseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s head and ratchets open its mouth. With the device strapped on, Amber resembles Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pretty medieval-looking,â&#x20AC;?

MacPhail says, with a chuckle.

When all the back teeth have been filed smooth, MacPhail removes the speculum.

Amber whinnies and shakes her mane, but seems none the worse for wear. The entire

speaks volumes about the animalsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; health and overall quality of life.

Unfortunately, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the case for all the horses MacPhail sees. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The hardest part of my job is doing a horse that has major problems because it hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t been done in years,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Basically, the horse is living with the situation, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s up to the owner to get it help.â&#x20AC;? Once, MacPhail had to pull five molars from an unsedated horse because its owner steadfastly refused to allow it to be anesthetized. Needless to say, MacPhail worked as quickly as possible. â&#x20AC;&#x153;That was tough,â&#x20AC;? he recalls. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But I felt that if they didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t come out, the horse was going to die.â&#x20AC;?

Such cases are rare, however. These days, MacPhail says, 80 percent of his work can be done without sedation. And â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in case youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re curious â&#x20AC;&#x201D; he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do fillings, crowns or cosmetic dentistry, though he claims some horse dentists in Florida now offer teeth whitening.

Curiously, neither the State of Vermont nor the federal government regulates equine dentistry. In effect, anyone can hang out a shingle and claim to be a qualified horse dentist. â&#x20AC;&#x153;That leads to a lot of problems,â&#x20AC;? MacPhail admits. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It makes it hard for practitioners who are sincere, educated and dedicated to making it their specialty when there are people out there who arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t doing what theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re supposed to be doing.â&#x20AC;?

For his own training, MacPhail attended the Academy of Equine Dentistry in Glenns Ferry, Idaho.

During this intense, two-month program, he spent 16-hour days in class and working on horses. Still, much of his

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process takes about a half-hour.

When heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s finished, Wyatt asks him to check â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sonya,â&#x20AC;? her 9-year-old solid brown paint. Wyatt has obvious faith in MacPhailâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dentistry. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Duncan has really improved Amberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bite in the three years heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worked with her,â&#x20AC;? she says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m really pleased with him.â&#x20AC;?

Amber and Sonya are well-tended horses, as any visitor to this 34-acre family farm can see. Wyatt keeps the barn immaculate and provides her animals with clean water, fresh hay and new bedding.

Though such details may seem insignificant to an untrained eye, an equine dentist must extract information about his patients however he can. And a clean barn

expertise was learned on the job.

Ironically, many horse owners will spend thousands of dollars trying to fix a â&#x20AC;&#x153;problem horse,â&#x20AC;? MacPhail says, and never think to look in its mouth. Yet many behavioral and physical problems can be traced to poor dental health. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve worked on horses that have had real problems for years,â&#x20AC;? he says, rinsing his instruments under a water pump outside the barn. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I can spend an hour with them, and theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a brand new horse.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pretty cool.â&#x20AC;? ďż˝ To comment on this story, or to suggest an idea for another, email Ken Picard at ken@sevendaysvt.com.

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raditional sportsmen know half the excitement of hunting is in the chase. As Vermont’s rifle toters track down deer, moose or coyote, they learn volumes about the habits of the critters they’re aimSTORY ing to kill.

MIKE But you don’t need to have murder in IVES mind to experience the primal thrill — and, yes, sometimes tedium — of trackIMAGES ing. Naturalists have revived the age-old COURTESY pastime as a way to spot and identify aniOF mal footprints without rubbing shoulders TIM with the critters themselves. In the SULLIVAN Northeast Kingdom, the NorthWoods Stewardship Center has offered an annual “winter tracking” workshop for years. The activity resonates with the 19-year-old center’s holistic approach to wilderness education.

On a recent Saturday morning, wildlife guru Tim Sullivan meets me and five middle-aged trackers on a snow-covered dirt road in Victory, thus kicking off the 2008 winter-tracking event. We’re in the Victory Basin Wildlife Management Area, a stunning 5000-acre preserve managed by the Vermont Fish & Wildlife Department.

According to the odometer of my snow-shy Nissan sedan, I’m only 96 miles from downtown Burlington. But I already feel like a fish out of water. While this is supposed to be an introductory class, the other apprentice trackers seem to be wellversed in books on the topic — one totes a copy of Tracking and the Art of Seeing.

As we enter the woods, my rabbit-fur hat begins to feel painfully ironic.

A few yards in, Sullivan stops in a dense cluster of spruce and fir to admire a

smattering of paw prints: snowshoe hare.

Because trees loom overhead, he explains, the snow here isn’t as deep, allowing mammals relatively easy access to food sources.

Plus, a wetland habitat is right next door, so predators can snack on amphibians through tunnels connecting them to “subnivean” — “below-snow” — environments.

“With the river right behind us,” says Sullivan, who has rosy cheeks and a closecropped beard, “I expect we’ll see mink, weasel and potentially otter tracks.”

“I can add a couple of things,” says David Govatski, a hearty, camo-clad New Hampshire-ite with high-tech binoculars.

“This is a canoeable river in the spring, and it’s one of the few rivers up here that has a fish called ‘burbot’ — B-U-R-B-OT.” No one says anything. “It’s a bottomdweller, the kind of fish that tends to mate under a full moon in March,” Govatski adds. “They’re a predator of trout. Neat fish. Some people eat ’em, actually.”

Whoa, I think. I’m sticking with this guy.

In a nearby clearing, we pause beside a cherry tree. “This time of year, cherries aren’t very useful,” Sullivan concedes.

“But, come spring, as bears wake up, they’ll be hitting areas like this looking for fresh grass. In the summertime, they’ll switch to the trees once they produce berries.”

So far, we’ve heard a lot about what we’re not seeing. But, Sullivan explains, a lack of footprints actually speaks volumes about animal feeding patterns. “In a really warm year, especially if there are a lot of

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warm year, especially if there are a lot of beechnuts, the bears get up,” he reports. “I’ve actually seen tracks every month of the year. But in a winter that’s this snowy and cold, they prefer to sleep.”

“So it’s sort of like, if you’re watching television, and there’s tasty food in the other room,” I hazard, “you could be motivated to get off the couch?”

“Yes,” he says. “Otherwise, if there’s nothing good in the fridge, you’ll just sit there.”

As that forced metaphor suggests, animals are more like their human neighbors than the average non-naturalist assumes.

Bobcats — like house cats, or Packers fans —would usually rather conserve body heat than traipse around in snowstorms.

Other large mammals lope in the wintertime instead of sprinting, saving much-needed energy for springtime feeding.

Animal tracks document all of that subtle behavior — assuming we’re wily enough to spot them. Bobcats, Sullivan tells us, leave incriminating indentations in the snow after they rise from their holiday-season siestas. By measuring the length of three consecutive footprints, he explains, a tracker can determine both which animal left them and whether it was a “walker” or a “bounder.”

With that, Sullivan bends to assess three faded dimples in the snow. “It’s very tough to be sure, but I would guess it could be a small coyote or a fox,” he tells us. “Deer tracks would be even longer . . . and moose tracks can almost remind you of a person’s . . .”

“It’s funny,” I say later, “this area is so remote-seeming, but all these animals are behaving so domestically.”

“Well, there is a danger in anthropomorphizing,” Sullivan cautions. “But in the end, humans are animals also, and most of the things we do relate back to general behaviors: wanting to be comfortable, having food and shelter and water.”

“We’ve removed ourselves a little bit from that with the technology and grocery stores,” he continues. “I think that’s why so many of us are drawn back out — to get away from those distractions that aren’t necessarily all that meaningful.”

The 40-year-old outdoorsman speaks from experience. A Rhode Island native, Sullivan quit a job as an ice cream factory supervisor in 1994 to hike the Appalachian Trail. But that walk was curiously unfulfilling. “I didn’t make the connections I thought I would, because I was so caught up in getting there,” he recalls. “It was the same thing when I worked for the Green Mountain Club and saw everyone climbing to the top of Camel’s Hump or Mount Mansfield: You get ‘goal-oriented’ and start thinking about where you’re going instead of where you’re at.”

As he meanders into hikerly anecdotes, I start to space out.

While my fellow trackers feast on trailside snacks, my stomach is roaring with envy: The only thing I fed on this morning was a stale gas-station muffin. Proof, perhaps, that it’s not advisable to roam the wilderness without proper provisions.

“You want a snack?” Govatski asks. He and his wife are tearing through individually portioned bags of trail mix — the kind with dried mangos and expensive nuts.

“I wouldn’t want to impose,” I lie.

“Are you kidding?” Govatski says. “I have enough for two days in the backcountry.”

“If I had known you hadn’t brought anything,” adds a woman from St. J., “I would have packed an extra sandwich.”

cal flourish. “Very fresh.”

“I think they were made after we came through,” Sullivan says, his face glowing with Boy Scoutish excitement.

“You think he’s underneath?” someone asks of the slippery mammal.

“Yeah, we’ll have to leave him alone in a second. But I need to get a picture first.”

Later, I strike up a friendly conversation with Govatski, hoping he’ll supplement Sullivan’s lesson with some extra tidbits of animal lore. But this tracker has been studying up on our species, too. As my Nissan comes into view, Govatski points out that all the spruce trees in our vicinity represent secondary, as opposed to primary, growth.

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Animals are more like their human neighbors than the average non-naturalist assumes.

We start back at a brisk pace; animals are active mostly at dusk and dawn, so it’s unlikely we’ll spot any new tracks. About halfway to the parking lot, though, Sullivan veers off trail.

After tromping through some undergrowth, our guide emerges at the edge of a small pond and directs our attention to a line of perfectly formed otter tracks.

Because the snow out there is wind-swept and hard-packed, we can see details that wouldn’t be apparent in deeper drifts. For example, the tracks show where the otter dragged his tail, midwaddle.

“These tracks are fresh,” Govatski observes with a theatri-

In other words, this forest is relatively young.

A subsequent email explains why. Citing a 1989 historical tome, Govatski writes that the area we crossed on foot is the former site of a 19th-century lumber mill. During its heyday, I learn, the mill employed about 90 people and turned some 5 million feet of spruce wood per year into “shingles,” “lath,” “clapboard,” “chair stock” and “piano sounding boards.” Not surprisingly, the trail upon which we spotted animal paw prints was once a logging railroad.

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Science and Fiction etween Soft Machines and Hard Science” is the provocative title of an exhibit by SUNY-Plattsburgh professor W. David Powell, currently on view in the Wilbur Room of the Fleming Museum. It juxtaposes giclée prints with pseudoscientific apparati from EXHIBIT the 19th and early 20th centuries. Humans are the “Between Soft “soft machines” that Powell examines; the “hard sciMachines and Hard Science: The ence” noted is a blend of quackery artifacts and Interstitial Art of contemporary diagnostic imagery.

W. David Powell,” As a digital collagist, Powell freely appropriates an installation of images for his own use, and his modestly scaled digital prints and prints are colorful, fascinating and sometimes historic scientific instruments. humorous. His “Mapping Mankind” series includes Fleming Museum, take-offs of MRIs of the head and torso that have UVM, Burlington. been scrambled and injected with a crazy quilt of Through June 8. hues.

ARTWORK The three pieces — labeled A, B and C — are Mapping Mankind 18-by-12-inch vertical diptychs of the figure.

B (detail) by W. “Mapping Mankind A” incorporates the green-andDavid Powell beige scheme of topographical maps in its human PHOTO figure on the left half of the page, while the rightCourtesy of hand image encompasses red and orange. “Mapping Fleming Museum Mankind B” contains even more complex layers of

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faux MRI typology, and ranges from the dark browns usually reserved for mountain peaks in the left figure to oceanic blues and white on the right side. Powell imparts just enough real information, such as outlines of lungs and heart, to make the “maps” seem believable.

“Mentational Cartography A” and “Mentational Cartography B” are circular, like world maps, yet also read vaguely like brain scans as seen from the top of the cranium. Rings of fiery red, yellow and orange along the circles’ edges — such as may be seen on some medieval world maps — allude to the early map makers’ tendency to take mythology as fact.

The title of “Mechanical Golem” references the golem legend of Jewish folklore: a Frankenstein-like creature artificially brought to life. Powell’s print is broken into nine images of a strange, spoke-wheeled machine from a 19thcentury print. It seems like a gravity-powered automobile festooned with pulleys and wires.

Powell created variations on the line-drawing original, including four silhouettes of the

machine in different Warhol-like color harmonies — orange on green, electric blue on red, purple on orange, and red on yellow.

“Resonating Vessels” is a hybrid of graphic elements and an intricately convoluted human interior. The human image is another head and torso, but with strange, chakra-type circles mapping out key organs. (These are restated along the sides of the panel.) Symbols appear at the borders of the panel, and a row of five different-colored targets runs along the bottom.

Phrenology is a dominant theme among the wacky theories of yesteryear represented here.

Publications from the Bailey/Howe Library collection, selected by Powell for inclusion in the show, appear along with the prints. “Contemporary Celebrity Phrenology for the People” is a grid of 12 right-facing heads — probably of a male movie star — progressing from a child’s head at upper left to a three-quarter-profile head wearing sunglasses at lower right. The subject is rendered in greater and lesser degrees of dimensionality, and his brain is mapped in a phrenological manner with patches of yellow, turquoise and white.

Among the pseudoscientific devices on display, the largest and most absurd is the 1878 “Etheric force machine” attributed to John Worrell Keely (1827-1898). It’s the first thing viewers see upon entering the show, and it looks something like the wheel of a ship’s helm: It’s made of brass and polished steel and is about 3 feet in diameter. Keely claimed to have harnessed a nonexistent element known as ether, allegedly creating power from thin air. His thoroughly debunked theory is enjoying a renaissance today on the Internet.

Powell’s artistic linkage of old-fashioned humbuggery with contemporary magnetic resonance imaging, chakras and pop-culture references draws a simple comparison between sheer belief and theories based on empirical data. “Between Soft Machines and Hard Science” seems to imply that empiricism is the rarer commodity. m

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THE 2008 ART’S ALIVE FESTIVAL OF FINE ART is seeking submissions for the annual juried exhibit in June at Union Station and in store windows on Church Street in Burlington.

Accepted artists also eligible for cash prizes. Visit www.kasini house.com/artsalive2008/artist info.htm or call 264-4839 or email info@kasinihouse.com for a submission packet.

THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE OF VERMONT is seeking artists and craftspeople to display their work in its Hallway Galleries.

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OPENINGS ‘MARILYN PRESENTS . . . 10 YEARS OF ART IN THE SUPREME COURT’: Vermont Supreme Court Justice Marilyn Skoglund has been curating the lobby for a decade. This show is a microcosm of all those previous exhibits, with works in multiple media by selected artists.

Vermont Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-5657. Reception March 14, 5-7 p.m. Through April 25.

‘MARCH MADNESS SHOW’: Nearly 20 artists from the Carving Studio and Sculpture Center show wall works in multiple media. The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 438-2097. Reception March 14, 5-8 p.m. Through April 6.

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STEPHEN SCHAUB: THE LAST FIVE YEARS: An exhibition of photography that illustrates the Vermont artist's evolution in making and printing images over the last five years. Kasini House, Burlington, 264-4839. Reception March 14, 6-8 p.m. Through April 5.

‘THE BOAT SHOW’: A flotilla of artistic boats and ships, Main Floor Gallery; and silent-auction items to benefit SPA programs, Second Floor Gallery; and LARRY BOWLING: "Meditations and Daydreams." Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Nautical-themed Annual Gala March 15, 7-9 p.m., with live music by the Camomilla Quartet and Marty Morrissey & Robert Resnik, and a silent auction. $15 advance/$25 day of event. Through April 12.

THE 21ST ANNUAL CHILDREN’S ART EXHIBITION: Works by students of Burlington's elementary schools. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

Reception March 19, 5-7 p.m., with awards ceremony with Mayor Kiss at 5:45 p.m. Through March.

MAKING THE MARK: "Creative Wasteland: Self-portraits in Trash," a group show. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Reception March 19, 6 p.m. Through April 4.

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ANN DAY: "Imagery: A Celebration in Art and Poetry," photographs by the artist-poet. Heineberg Senior and Community Center, Burlington, 863-3982. Through April 1.

LORRAINE MANLEY: "In Celebration of Landscape," impressionistic paintings of Vermont trees and vistas.

Chittenden Bank, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 893-7860.

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GABRIELLE TSOUNIS: "Accepting Nudity," large canvases in monoprint style feature the human body and body-image issues.

Club Metronome, Burlington, 860-4972. Through April.

HANNAH BEAN: "Subconscious Day Dreaming," bold acrylic paintings. The Skinny Pancake, Burlington, 279-5942. Through April 9.

SUMRU TEKIN & NAOMI KRASNOW: "Transparent Things," individual and collaborative new works on paper and in glass. 215 College Artists' Cooperative Gallery, Burlington, 863-3662.

Through March 23.

ROBERT RINALDI: Fine-art photography exploring the human impact on the landscape and mixed media with vintage text and photographs, Pickering Room, through April; and WILPF HISTORY: WOMEN'S HISTORY IN VERMONT," photographs, artwork, posters and memorabilia concerning the Women's International League for Peace and Freedom, Fletcher Room, through March; and LEAH WITTENBERG: "At Witt's End," 25 political cartoons enlarged to 24 by 36 inches, Mezzanine, through March.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7200.

ADAM GLAZER/STUDIO INNER SANCTUM: Illustrations and digital art from the past and present. Red Square, Burlington, 8598909. Through March.

GILLIAN KLEIN: Moody cityscape oil paintings. Opportunities Credit Union, Burlington, 2644839. Through May 21.

KATHLEEN GORMLEY: Mixedmedia works, Bar; and the BURLINGTON EDUCATION ASSOCIATION: Annual Placemat contest winners, with the theme "Celebrating Diversity," Solarium; and KEVIN FAHEY: Paintings, Dining Room. The Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through March.

BEN STEIN: "Travels with Ben," watercolors. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 899-3211.

Through March 23.

JANET MCKENZIE: "Honoring the Feminine," large and small oil paintings celebrating women, in support of Women's History Month. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848.

Through March 25.

THREE COLLECTIONS OF PHOTOBASED WORK: ORIN LANGELLE: "Photographs of Global Resistance," photojournalism; and GERARD W. RINALDI: "Un Autre Ballet," photodrawings; and MICHAEL STRAUSS: "Worlds in Motion," molecular land-

scapes. Artpath Gallery, Burlington, 563-2273. Through April.

NAKKI GORANIN: "American Photobooth," an exhibit of vintage, vernacular photographs selected from the artist's new book of the same name. Pine Street Art Works, Burlington, 863-8100. Through March.

PEGGY KANNENSTINE: Oil paintings from the artist's "jazz series," Gates 1 & 2; and PETER WILLIAMS: Oil paintings, Skyway & Escalator. Burlington Airport, 865-7166. Through May. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;BETWEEN SOFT MACHINES AND HARD SCIENCEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: "The Interstitial Art of David Powell," an installation of digital prints and historic scientific instruments; and 'ACTORS AND EXORCISTS': "Masks of "Sri Lanka," from the permanent collection; and MICHAEL LIGHT: "100 Suns," a collection of photographs of atomic explosions carried out by the U.S. in the 1950s and '60s over Nevada and the Pacific Ocean. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750.

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LOWELL SNOWDEN KLOCK: "Small Things Considered," intimate photographs focusing on details of texture, light and shadow, patterns and color relationships. Brandon Artists' Guild, 247-4956. Through April 27.

J.P. MYERS: "Uncommon Views," photographs of the natural world by the environmental scientist.

Liza Myers Gallery, Brandon, 2475229. Through March 21. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;IN THEIR OWN WORDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: An exhibition of images and stories created by Charlotte-based photographer Ned Castle in collaboration with members of Vermont's refugee community. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 3884964. Through June 14.

BETHANY BOND & MICHAEL SCOTT: "Connections: A Collaboration of Art and Music," photo assemblages based on connections and the cyclical aspect of life, and "acoustic bliss," respectively. Bar Antidote, Vergennes, 877-2555. Through April 1.

LEWIS WICKES HINE: Black-andwhite images from the early20th-century photographer depicting children workers exploited in the Industrial Revolution. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through April 5. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ELOQUENT VISTASâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Nineteenthcentury landscape photography from the George Eastman House collection, through April 20; and 'ART NOW': Recent acquisitions in photography and film/video, through August 10. Mahaney

Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 443-5007.

:: central MICHAEL T. JERMYN: "Immaculate Perception: Winterscapes," black-and-white images by the Montpelier photographer. Blinking Light Gallery, Plainfield, 454-0141. Through March 30. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;100â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Local students from K-12 contribute artworks in various media exploring the numeric theme as a tribute to the Chandler's Centennial. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-6464.

Through March 30.

GAAL SHEPHERD: "La Mureille: an exhibition on the theme of a wall," 47 pieces in pastels, oils, photographs, mixed media and sculpture depicting an ancient stone barn in France. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 295-8008. Through May 2.

ANNIE TIBERIO CAMERON & MARJORIE RYERSON: "The Many Faces of Water," artistic photographic expressions of its textures, power and poetry.

Restaurant Phoebe, Montpelier, 262-3500. Through March.

ART RESOURCE ASSOCIATION GROUP SHOW: Works in various media by more than 20 members of the ARA. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 279-6349.

Through April 26.

ELIZABETH MAYOR: Large animal woodcuts, Studio Gallery; and SHERI TOMEK: Black-and-white photographs of events from the past four years at TRPS, Hall Gallery. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901. Through April 3.

DENYS WORTMAN: Original drawings by the celebrated cartoonist (1887-1958). Center for Cartoon Studies, White River Junction, 295-3319. Through May 3.

JOAN SCHATZMAN: "I Am Artist.

So Can You," drawings and prints. Kismet, Montpelier, 2238646. Through March.

JENNIFER PALKOWSKI: "Embodiment," mixed-media paintings and drawings. The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23 @yahoo.com. Through March.

AMY STOREY: New improvisational paintings on paper using water, wind, pigment, salt and other media, and exploring the engagement of the self, materials and random forces. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 468-1266. Through March 28.

JESS GRAHAM: "Stretch It Out," off-kilter oil and mixed-media paintings of "athleticizing mamas." Also, bingo-card art, magnetic cameos and greeting cards. Langdon Street CafĂŠ, Montpelier, 223-8667. Through March.

CHENZHI MAO: Ink and watercolor landscape paintings in the ancient Chinese brush-painting style. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, 862-0777. Through March.

AXEL STOHLBERG: "Smallworks," small drawings. Axel's Frameshop and Gallery, Waterbury, 2447801. Through March 15.

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JEAN CANNON: "Uncommon Still couple show their works inspired Lifes," paintings featuring comby modern Scandinavian folk art. mon household objects, often in J. Wagner Designs, Greensboro, disarray. Vermont Arts Council 533-2100. Through March.

Spotlight Gallery, Montpelier, 828â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;OBJECTS OF DESIRE: STILL LIFE 5422. Through March.

PAINTINGSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A group exhibit feaAZARIAN FAMILY ART SHOW: turing some of Vermont's finest Paintings, drawings and woodcuts artists in the genre, including by nine members of this artistic Susan Abbott, Julie Y. Baker Vermont family in a shared exhibAlbright, Tom Nicholas, Jody it. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, dePew McLean, Lucy Petrie and 828-8743. Through April 22. others, through May 11; and 'MY CAROL E.S. MACDONALD: "In the COUSIN HAS EIGHT LEGS': Company of Crows," prints.

Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749.

Through March 28.

JESSE LOVASCO: "Archives Unframed," pastel paintings. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 229-5454.

Through March.

VINICIO AYALA: "The African Queen and Other Paintings" by the Vermont artist; and MARY HILLS: Acrylic-on-canvas painted banners.

The Cheshire Cat, Montpelier, 2231981. Through April 1.

GRACE EXHIBIT: A selection of paintings in various media by artists represented by the nonprofit community-arts organization, 2x2-DownDogYoga030508.indd 1 including Gayleen Aiken, James Nace, Merrill Densmore, Larry Bissonnette and others. Barre Opera House, 472-6857. Through March.

:: northern WINTER EXHIBITION: Paintings by new-to-the-gallery artist Mark Boedges as well as Vermonters Robert O'Brien, Elizabeth Allen, Bob Aiken and Jan Brough.

Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through March.

DANILO GONZALEZ & CHRISTOPHER GRIFFIN: "The Temperature of Color," new paintings combining the colorful cultures of North and Latin America by the international artists, from Dominican Republic and Canada, respectively.

West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943. Through April.

GRACE EXHIBIT: Works in a variety of styles focusing on interpretations of the Vermont landscape by Dot Kibbee, Larry Bissonnette, L. Fogg, Gayleen Aiken, David Mathews, Velma Stevens, Merrill Densmore and Rock Lamadeleine.

GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through March 19.

MARK BOEDGES: The featured artist displays his oil paintings featuring winter landscapes along with others by Rob O'Brien, Elizabeth Allen, Bob Aiken and Jan Brough.

Vermont fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through March. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;WE ARE VERMONT: CONTEMPORARY PORTRAITS IN PHOTOGRAPHYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Vermonters past and present are depicted in the photos of Peter Miller, Natalie Stultz, Caleb Kenna, Abby Ross, Peter Crabtree, Rose McNulty, Glenn Callahan, Jamie Cope, Andrew Kline and Kevin Bubriski, Main Gallery; and MARINA EPSTEIN & BENJAMIN DAVIS: Paintings and sculpture. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through March 22.

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Original artworks by nationally known children's book illustrators Tomie dePaola, Tracey Campbell Pearson, Phoebe Stone, Jasper Tomkins and Vladimir Vagin, through May 14. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100.

:: regional â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DIRECTORâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CHOICEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Museum Director Edward R. Brohel selected the two- and three-dimensional works in this exhibit from

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BY JON TAYLOR

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ith St. Patrick’s Day rapidly approaching, I got to thinking about why Patrick was canonized. According to legend, he banished the snakes Ireland, even though history suggests that Ireland had no snakes in his time. Nonetheless, Patrick is arguably the most popular of the saints; at least in the U.S., his day is cause for hearty partying.

But what about the lesser-known St. Michael? For this week’s CQ, Seven Days went to his namesake college to find out why Michael was canonized, and what type of celebration might be appropriate for the devilslaying archangel.

Do you know why St. Michael was canonized?

If St. Michael had his own celebration day, what would it entail?

Will Wilcox, 19, freshman art-history major “I think he was famous for slaying the dragon — the fire-breathing one in the caves that was killing all the village people. I guess you could have a big dragon running around campus. It would be like a giant piñata — a living piñata — running around campus, and you could slay the dragon and get some candy.

Anything at all, really — we could pick the prizes. It would be great.”

Dan Borkowski, 21, senior biology major “St. Michael was canonized for casting Lucifer out of heaven. I think that we should all dress up like angels, get drunk off of Goldschläger because it’s an ethereal drink, and run around with rubber and plastic swords, beating the piss out of each other.”

Emily MacKenzie, 20, junior journalism and theater major “No clue. I don’t know who St. Michael was [and] I don’t care who St. Michael was, but I don’t think he’d want us getting all drunk. I think it would probably entail something having to do with rich kids. P-Day [Preparation Day — a St. Michael’s end-of-school-year celebration] keeps coming to mind. We waste so much money on P-Day, when we could get new computers or new cameras. I feel like if we did a St. Michael’s Day, it would basically just be P-Day — an excuse for people to get wasted.

Ben van Renesse, 20, sophomore anthropology major “I wish I knew, because I guess it’s a pretty important thing to know, since I go here. There would probably be a lot of drinking and madness, but it’s always fun, I guess. All I can think of is good music, because good music always brings good times.”

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Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each 9-box square contains all of the numbers one to nine.

Rachel Haven, 21, senior journalism major “Nope. They don’t teach us that here. It would probably be like any other weekend here at St. Michael’s — tons of drinking. That’s what we do best.”

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theborowitzreport Bush Says He Lets Red Phone Go Straight to Voicemail

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resident George W. Bush commented on Sen. Hillary Clinton’s controversial “red phone” campaign ads at the White House today, telling reporters, “When that red phone rings, I just let it go straight to voicemail.”

President Bush rarely comments about the Democratic presidential contest, but he said that he had to speak up about Clinton’s red phone ads because he found them “so confusing.”

“If I answered the red phone every time it rang, I would never get any sleep,” Bush said. “Sometimes it starts ringing at 9 p.m., and I am already tucked in by then.”

Bush said that “there’s nothing so important that it can’t wait until tomorrow, or whenever I remember to check my voicemail.”

In a rebuke of Clinton, President Bush added, “If she doesn’t know about letting your calls go straight to voicemail, I don’t think she has the experience to be president.”

Campaigning in Pittsburgh, former President Bill Clinton took issue with

Bush’s remarks, telling reporters, “When I get a call at 3 a.m., I always pick up, if you know what I mean.”

If I answered the red phone every time it rang, I would never get any sleep.

George W. Bush

Shortly after making his remarks, the Clinton campaign said that they were revising the former president’s itinerary to focus on states that had already voted in February.

Elsewhere, Sen. John McCain released a new series of campaign ads, showing him answering a telegraph key at 3 a.m.

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com.

Ted Rall

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): He “cleans

up well” is prison lingo. It refers to a convict who, upon leaving jail, is able to overhaul his appearance and demeanor so thoroughly that no one can tell he has served time. I believe that in the coming weeks you will have access to another version of this skill. You will so completely erase the traces of your own personal version of “incarceration” that everyone will assume that you’ve always been a free bird.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In an effort to

create safer streets, some European towns are getting rid of traffic signs and stoplights. The theory is that if drivers have no visible aides to guide them, they will slow down and be more considerate. “What we want is for people to be confused,” says an official of the German town of Bohmte. “When they’re confused, they’ll be more alert and drive more carefully.” In this spirit, and in accordance with your astrological omens, I suggest that you spend a week exploring the virtues of living without any rules. Instead, rely on your intuition about what’s most righteous and authentic to do in every situation. Proceed on a case-by-case basis, without invoking general principles or overarching theories.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): Before you attempt a quantum leap of faith over the yawning abyss, please remove your 500 pounds of defense mechanisms first. Your success in soaring the whole distance will require you to be free of emotional baggage. As long as you fulfill this simple prerequisite, I’m in favor of you risking the transition. It’s about time you summoned more zeal to follow the path with heart, even if that path resumes on the other side of the great divide.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): There’s a place in Venezuela where lightning storms rage 10 hours a night, 150 days of the year. It’s where the Catatumbo River flows into Lake Maracaibo.

Humans put their lives at risk to be near this persistent storm. The upside of the phenomenon is that it generates a significant portion of our

planet’s ozone, and produces so much light that it helps ships navigate up to 250 miles away.

If you encounter anything with a metaphorical resemblance to the Catatumbo lightning in the coming days, I suggest you enjoy it from a distance. That way, it’ll provide you with all of its benefits and none of its dangers.

one wonderful deed that has been unsung: He has poured billions of dollars of aid into Africa, more than any previous president. In accordance with your current astrological omens, Libra, I challenge you to do what I just did: Look for redemption in an influence that has created a mess or broken your heart.

LEO

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A heterosexual

(July 23-Aug. 22): A psychotherapist friend told me that most of his clients’ problems fit into one of three categories: ordinary but interesting; bizarre and interesting; bizarre but dull. What’s your style, Leo? Even if you’re normally the “ordinary but interesting” type, I suspect that you’ve entered, at least temporarily, the ranks of the “bizarre but interesting” crowd.

There’s a big potential perk to this development.

It may supply you with a steady flow of colorful melodrama, allowing you to win friends and influence people as you regale them with tales of your strangely entertaining life.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Having friendly

arguments will be an excellent strategy for generating clarity in the coming days. Since everyone has a piece of the truth but no one has more than a piece of the truth, the whole story will have to be assembled from a variety of fragments. I foresee you and your cohorts banging your partial truths together, fighting and collaborating in an untidy quest to transcend each of your own narrow perspectives.

Your mantra is William Blake’s assertion that “without contraries there is no progression.”

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): George W. Bush is the most unpopular U.S. president in history.

His 19 percent approval rating in February was even worse than that of the king of disgrace, Richard Nixon. A growing consensus among historians also suggests that Bush is the worst president ever. The debacle of the Iraq invasion is the chief factor in that appraisal, but there’s so much more. To name a few: the plunging value of the dollar, the stupendous national debt, the rapid degeneration of the environment, the catastrophic loss of civil liberties, and the abuse of human rights. And yet Bush has done

man who is seeking a partner often doesn’t want a woman to be complete unto herself; he hopes she’ll feel inadequate and lost without him.

Similarly, many hetero women demand that their men be absolutely dependent on them. Those of the gay persuasion aren’t necessarily any different; quite a few also prefer their consorts to be unable to thrive alone. But there are also plenty of people who want their intimate relationships to be an alliance of strong, equal, independent partners. Where do you stand on this issue, Scorpio? It’s an ideal time for you to cultivate a longing for a bond in which you are complete unto yourself and your partner is complete unto himself or herself.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Hello, I am Vimala Blavatsky, the Winter Witch. Rob Brezsny asked me to make a guest appearance in your horoscope. Since spring is imminent, I’ll soon be retiring from my public work and will begin the research, meditations and prayers that will prepare for the new round of therapeutic magic I’ll offer next winter. But I’m still available for a while longer to help you finish any work you’ve been doing in the following areas: building solid psychological foundations, taking total responsibility for your fate, pruning away extraneous wishes and dead-end dreams, and getting down to the core of every issue. How have you been progressing on those tasks? If you need a boost, send out a telepathic request for me to appear in your dreams. I’ll be there.

jokes per person per day. I advise you to triple that output in the coming week, Capricorn.

Even if you don’t normally think of yourself as a comedian, the astrological omens suggest that you will be funnier than you’ve ever been. That’s fortunate, because in order to get the most out of the upcoming opportunities, you should unleash a flood of wit and hilarity.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “The

composer Stravinsky had written a new piece with a difficult violin passage,” writes Thomas Powers, quoted in the book Sunbeams. “After it had been in rehearsal for several weeks, the solo violinist came to Stravinsky and said he was sorry, he had tried his best, the passage was too difficult, no violinist could play it. Stravinsky said, ‘I understand that. What I am after is the sound of someone trying to play it.’” Keep this story close to your heart in the coming week, Aquarius. It will give you the proper perspective as you, too, go about the work of doing the best you can at a task that is virtually impossible to perfect.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A century

before the New Age movement began, French playwright Victor Hugo (1802-1885) was conversing with the dead. I want to tell you what the spirit of Galileo told him at a séance, because it’s the perfect message for you to hear right now: “You know what I would do if I were in your place? I’d drink from the milk basin of the Milky Way; I’d swallow comets; I’d lunch on dawn; I’d dine on day and I’d sup on night; I’d invite myself, splendid table-companion that I am, to the banquet of all the glories, and I’d salute God as my host! I’d work up a magnificent hunger, an enormous thirst, and I’d race through the drunken spaces between the spheres singing the fearsome drinking song of eternity.” (Source: Conversations with Eternity, translated by John Chambers.)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The

editors of the Our Dumb Century claim there are 40,000 jokes crammed into the book’s 256 pages.

It took 12 people two years to come up with this humor onslaught, they say, or four and a half

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Pour Relations Theater review: Three Days of Rain

ow well do we ever really know our parents? The pursuits and passions that filled their lives prior to parenthood seem irrelevant to the me-centered world of the child. When grown chilSTORY dren try to learn more about the adults ELISABETH they have alternately loved, feared, CREAN respected and rebelled against, family baggage often clutters the path to Three Days understanding. It can be hard to imagof Rain, directed ine, for example, that Mom and Dad

by Sara Lampert Hoover, produced were once young, vibrant, impetuous

by Vermont Stage and capable of being madly in love.

Company.

In Three Days of Rain, playwright FlynnSpace, Richard Greenberg asserts that we don’t Burlington, March know the old folks at all. He uses a 12-16. Wednesday through Saturday stark technique to illustrate his point, at 7:30 p.m. and portraying two generations separately in Saturday and two acts set 35 years apart. His sly Sunday at 2 p.m. twist: The same three actors take on $24-32.50. both sets of roles. In the first act, they play thirtysomething New Yorkers who bemoan their parents’ shortcomings; in the second, they are the ’rents themselves at roughly the same age. The Vermont Stage Company production reveled in the energy of Greenberg’s characters and the razor cut of his language, as the trio of actors crafted six memorable performances.

Three Days was a finalist for the 1997 Pulitzer Prize in Drama. A 2006 Broadway revival raised its profile, because Julia Roberts was cast — it marked her stage debut.

Roberts’ performance was widely panned, even though star-struck reviewers such as The New York Times’ Ben Brantley couldn’t stop raving about her cheekbones.

That a $20 million-per-picture movie star bombed in this play underscores its formidable acting challenge.

Greenberg weaves and unravels a complicated web of emotional entanglements. Within each trio, siblings, friends, lovers and business partners lash and soothe each other verbally as only lifelong intimates can. The wordplay is challenging; following it is sometimes as tricky — and as stimulating — as tracking a Dennis Miller rant or Keith Olbermann commentary. Making it look effortless requires precise timing.

Act I opens as brother and sister Walker and Nan Janeway reunite before the will of their father, a famous architect, is read. Irritable and restless, Walker reflects on his father’s artistic achievement and recalls bitter childhood memories with his “entirely sane” older sibling. Their now-institutionalized mother, Lina, is “like Zelda Fitzgerald’s less stable sister,” he notes.

Father Ned was so silent that Walker remembers him as “Chaplinesque.”

Ned secretly kept the old Manhattan loft where he lived with fellow architect and friend Theo Wexler, who died early in their business partnership. Walker discovers Ned’s journal hidden under a mattress, and tries to decode its entries.

He finds that his father’s writings share the same cryptically flat affect that so frustrated the mercurial son. The first entry appears to be a mere weather report: “Three days of rain.”

Theo’s son, Pip, joins his childhood friends Nan and Walker at the apartment. When the estate settlement takes an unexpected turn, Walker becomes unhinged. Grudges and secrets boil to

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the surface, with Nan caught between the men as their uneasy brotherhood threatens to rupture. How Walker, Theo and Nan view their parents’ history defines the tensions between them.

The past, of course, differs wildly from what the children picture with such certainty. In Act II, adults of 1995 morph into their parents in 1960. The actor who portrays a choleric Walker becomes the almost pathologically shy Ned. Straightlaced Nan becomes her free-spirited mother, Lina. Calm, selfassured Pip turns into the insecure, tyrannical Theo. The secrets are bigger, the passions grander, than the next generation comprehends. The audience comes to understand why pain and regret entwine the older generation’s next three decades, and learns that a lot can happen during three days of rain.

Director Sara Lampert Hoover helped bring forth robust performances from her talented ensemble. Solid teamwork between the director and actors manifested in layers of gesture, expression and movement that reinforced the characters’ complicated emotional his-

leaning on his toes as if ready to jump down Nan or Pip’s throat at the slightest provocation.

Lawson brilliantly inverted this body language to become the morbidly shy Ned, withdrawing from physical and verbal contact as if recoiling from a hot stove. His stutter crested and ebbed as Ned eventually begins to take risks.

As daughter Nan and mother Lina, Kathryn Blume sketched compelling portraits of the night-and-day pair. The female characters anchor both acts: In Act I, Nan mediates as the men’s feud escalates; in Act II, Lina is the object of desire. Although Blume was not yet letter-perfect with all her dialogue in last Thursday’s performance, she confidently owned both roles, crafting convincing chemistry as sister and lover in her characters’ relationships.

Blume was especially engaging as Lina, depicting the seductive Southern girl without lapsing into cliché. While the staid Nan moved with self-imposed constriction, Blume’s Lina flowed effervescently, in eager speech and belle-ofthe-ball movement around the stage.

been tormented. Roach conveyed Theo’s tempestuousness by stalking, brooding and then striking out with vicious unpredictability. Stormy weather is soothing by comparison, and a prolonged downpour provides a cocoon of sweet relief for Ned and Lina.

John Paul Devlin’s effective scenic design, well lit by Caleb Jon Magoon, created a capacious playing area. The loft — grungy and sparsely furnished for the first act — featured discrete office, kitchen, living and bedroom areas. Bright period details, such as the red dinette set and homey blue-andwhite quilt, perked up the set for the second act. Rachel Kurland’s polished costumes also stood out, especially Lina’s ebullient green floral dress, accessorized with fire-engine red belt, bag and espadrilles.

But the star of the scenic design was the play’s big metaphor: the special effect of rain beating against four windows as the drama intensified. It never overpowered the action. But when the real meaning of Ned’s seemingly banal meteorological journal entry is revealed,

That Julia Roberts bombed in this play underscores its formidable acting challenge.

TODD LAWSON AS NED

tories with each other. Believable relationship dynamics powerfully fueled the drama: for example, Walker and Nan as siblings who both love and hate each other; and love triangles both fresh with possibility and fraught with conflict.

Greenberg creates all the parent/ child pairings as striking opposites.

Todd Lawson portrayed Walker and Ned’s polarities with verve and vigor.

He showed that Walker’s dark humor creates a center of humanity in the sometimes exasperatingly immature, angry man. At the same time, his Walker was jittery, frazzled and wideeyed, fists balled into pockets, often

Tony Roach, as Pip and Theo, deftly painted the third filial duo. Roach played the easygoing Pip with relaxed joviality, maintaining broad-shouldered equanimity at the receiving end of Walker’s bile. But when Pip reaches his limit, he snipes: “Being in a good mood is not the same thing as being a moron.” Roach flashed Pip’s testiness with low-key menace when he “accidentally” spills a secret that wounds Walker deeply.

As Theo, Roach made clear the twisted source of any dark roots for Pip. The partner whom the children thought of as stable turns out to have

the rain became a soft reminder to question the steady drumbeat of judgment that we all maintain — whether we admit it or not — toward our parents. Compromise might have been sacrifice; a heart that seems empty might once have overflowed. By juxtaposing two generations who will never know each other’s truth, Greenberg seems to make a silent plea for compassion and forgiveness. m Got a comment on this story or an idea for another? Contact Elisabeth Crean at crean@sevendaysvt.com.

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THE PRICE IS WRONG An abortionist exploits the desperation of two friends in Cristian Mungiu’s harrowing drama.

y the final stretch of award season, There Will Be Blood and No Country for Old Men had become critical front runners, at least in the U.S. But there was a time, earlier on, when Romanian writer-director Cristian Mungiu’s quietly unsettling abortion drama was the film to beat.

It earned two European Film Awards. It took the Best Film honors at the San Sebastian Film Festival and the Hollywood Film Festival. In May, 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days won the Palme d’Or, the Cannes Film Festival’s top prize, over the Coen brothers’ entry.

The picture is set in 1987, in the waning days of communist rule under the dictator Ceaușescu, whose repressive regime left the country in ruins. We’re

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introduced to a pair of college students who share a room in a seedy, rundown dorm. The school, though, is no seedier or rundown than the city surrounding it. Rust seems to be the only thing holding cars together. Color appears to have been outlawed. Society has for all practical purposes broken down, and black markets have sprung up to meet the most ordinary of needs.

The roommates are Gabita (Laura Vasiliu) and Otilia (Anamaria Marinca), and they are an odd couple. Otilia is outgoing, no-nonsense and resourceful.

Gabita, by contrast, is scatterbrained and accustomed to letting others clean up her messes. She is also pregnant.

If Gabita were an attractive young woman faced with the same problem in an American movie, she might find true love with the father, raise the child with a knight in shining armor, or devote herself to finding her baby a loving home. She is not in an American movie, however. She is in a film depicting the stark realities of life in a crumbling Eastern bloc country, and she can barely take care of herself. Life is not going to be affirmed. It is going to be terminated.

Abortions were illegal in Romania at the time — which didn’t stop half a million women from dying as a result of botched procedures during the 23 years of Ceaușescu’s rule. Like everything from Kents to Tic Tacs, they were available for a price if one knew where

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to go. Gabita leaves it to her friend to make most of the arrangements and bungles the one responsibility she takes on herself. Though the abortionist she has contacted by phone specifies two hotels where it’s safe to conduct their transaction, she never gets around to making the reservation. As a result, both places are full when the fateful day arrives, and Otilia is forced to secure a room in a third, a wrinkle in the plan that does not please Mr. Bebe.

And, believe me, you don’t want to get on Mr. Bebe’s bad side. As played by Vlad Ivanov, the character ranks alongside No Country’s Anton Chigurh as one of 2007’s most fascinating screen creations. In the film’s central sequence, he dispenses advice and instructions with calm professionalism. And then dispenses with professionalism. Almost as an afterthought, he reminds the two women that his payment plan does not involve cash, a minor detail Gabita has neglected to share with her roommate. When Otilia offers ever larger sums, he reacts with sudden violence. The scene that follows is one you will not shake off easily.

This is a tale of friendship, corruption, betrayal and desperation, masterfully told with an unflinching commitment to realism — there’s not an ounce of filmmaking flash. All three leads give remarkable performances, and Mungiu’s script is as brilliantly minimalist as his direction. He’s a master of employing long silences to heighten suspense, for example — a sort of Alfred-Hitchcock-meets-Harold-Pinter approach — and his ear for dialogue is as good as anyone’s. You owe it to yourself to see this. 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days is a harrowing and haunting piece of filmmaking. It may not have been remembered at Oscar time, but it’s cinema you won’t soon forget.

RICK KISONAK

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FRUMP CARD Frances McDormand gets a makeover from fellow Oscar honoree Amy Adams in a retro farce.

f there’s one good thing about this frothy period comedy, it’s that it represents the fulfillment of a dream deferred. Seventy years ago, an author of “bodice rippers” named Winifred Watson published Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, the tale of a straitlaced middle-aged governess who, thanks to a misunderstanding, spends 24 hours as the “social secretary” of a free-wheeling party girl. Daring by the standards of the time, Miss Pettigrew was an “instant hit,” according to Watson’s 2002 obituary in the U.K. Telegraph. Plans for a film version followed, with Billie Burke (Glinda the Good Witch from The Wizard of Oz) slated to play Guinevere Pettigrew.

Unfortunately, Pearl Harbor intervened. With bombs falling, irreverent comedies were no longer the order of the day. And Watson, a former secretary who scribbled her manuscripts in the office, missed her moment in the Hollywood sun. An interview quotes her as saying she “wish[ed] the Japanese had waited six months.”

Now, six years after its author expired at the age of 95, Miss Pettigrew finally hits the screen. It hasn’t aged well. Though the movie scored two accomplished, amusing actresses in the lead roles, and “Anything Goes” burbles on its soundtrack, it fails to effervesce like a product of the Cole Porter era. Instead, Watson’s story, adapted by David Magee (Finding Neverland) and Simon Beaufoy, comes off like one of those stale old farces that’s considered “safe” for high schoolers to perform.

It didn’t have to be this way. Real 1930s screwball comedies, full of uptight gents and “dizzy dames,” weren’t just risqué entertainments for their era — the

best ones are still wickedly funny. Miss Pettigrew features some of the rapid-fire dialogue typical of that era, but weds it to a plot that would have seemed old hat to Katharine Hepburn or Carole Lombard.

Frances McDormand — star of Fargo and spouse of Joel Coen — plays Miss Pettigrew, a vicar’s daughter who, for reasons never adequately explained, keeps getting fired from her jobs tending the offspring of London’s elite. Starving and desperate, she lies her way into the posh apartment of Delysia Lafosse (Amy Adams), an American nightclub singer looking for her big break in the West End. The chirpy redhead — who pretty much defines “dizzy dame” — needs a chaperone of sorts, someone to assist her in the task of juggling three lovers who each want to be her only feller. There’s the sleazy club owner (Mark Strong)

who bankrolls Delysia’s swanky, Art Deco home and wardrobe, the callow theater producer (Tom Payne) who could make her a star, and the penniless pianist (Lee Pace) who truly loves her.

Gee, wonder which one she’ll choose? In a classic screwball comedy, the answer wouldn’t be obvious. But Miss Pettigrew quickly turns from farce into familiar romantic fable. Even as the tarty singer helps the governess loosen up and live a little, Miss Pettigrew becomes her employer’s moral lodestar, sternly reminding her that “Love is not a game.” She also gets her own love interest — Ciarán Hinds playing a very straight, very dull designer of frou-frou lingerie.

A cast this good deserves a snappier script. A fine-boned actress who appears to be aging naturally — rare these days in Hollywood — McDormand conveys both the prim and naughty sides of her character, even if the film never seems to figure out how they fit together. Adams is a natural for this über-girly role, and she’s as much fun to watch as you’d expect — until you realize her character is going to stay caricature.

Playing a scheming, nasal-voiced fashion designer, Shirley Henderson (Harry Potter’s Moaning Myrtle) manages to give her role a bit more depth.

Director Bharat Nalluri reminds us of the world beyond this silly social scene with scenes in which wailing air raid alarms disrupt the party — just as they disrupted the booming career of Winifred Watson.

But a biopic of the forgotten novelist herself would probably pack more surprises than this tired, long-delayed adaptation.

MARGOT HARRISON

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on a tour of prospective colleges in this comedy from director Roger (Just Friends) Kumble. Raven Symone and Donny Osmond costar. (83 min, G. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) DEFINITELY, MAYBE���� Ryan Reynolds stars in this romantic comedy from writer-director Adam Brooks, about a young father in mid-divorce who decides to tell his 10-year-old daughter about some of the women he dated before marrying her mother.

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(108 min, PG. Essex) FOOL'S GOLD�1/2 Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson are paired in this action-comedy about a divorced couple who get back together to dive for sunken treasure. Donald Sutherland costars. Andy Tennant directs. (112 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Welden) IN BRUGES���� Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson play a pair of London hitmen holing up in a storybook Flemish tourist trap in this comedy from writer-director Martin McDonagh. With Jordan Prentice and Ralph Fiennes. (107 min, R. Palace) JUMPER�� Doug (The Bourne Identity) Liman directs this adaptation of the best-selling Steven Gould sci-fi novels about a group of people with the power to transport themselves through space and time. Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell and Samuel L. Jackson star. (88 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Marquis) JUNO���� Papa don’t preach. . . A sassy pregnant teen (Ellen Page) decides to put her baby up for adoption in this comedy written by newcomer Diablo Cody. Michael

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(Superbad) Cera plays the dad. With Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman and Rainn “Schrute” Wilson. (91 min, PG13. Big Picture, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount) MISS PETTIGREW LIVES FOR A DAY��1/2 Frances McDormand and Amy Adams star in this period comedy about a middle-aged governess whose life is turned upside down when she takes a job as the social secretary for a young American actress. Directed by Bharat (Killing Time) Nalluri. (92 min, PG-13. Roxy) NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN����� Tommy Lee Jones and Javier Bardem star in the Coen brothers’ big-screen version of Cormac McCarthy’s acclaimed novel about the face-off between a Texas border-town sheriff and an ultraviolent outsider. Josh Brolin costars. (122 min, R. Majestic, Marquis, Roxy, Stowe) PERSEPOLIS���� This year’s Animated Feature Film Oscar nominee tells the story of a young woman coming of age in Iran and clashing with increasingly repressive cultural forces. Adapted from her best-selling graphic novel by Marjane Satrapi, with help from comic book artist Vincent Paronnaud. Featuring the voices of Chiara Mastroianni and Catherine Deneuve. (95 min, PG-13.

Roxy) SEMI-PRO��1/2 Will Ferrell’s latest sports spoof is set in the 1970s and offers the saga of a struggling American Basketball Association team owner/coach/player. With Woody Harrelson, Will Arnett and Rob Corddry. Directed by Kent Alterman.

(100 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) STEP UP 2 THE STREETS��1/2 This sequel to 2006’s Step Up follows a rebellious street dancer as she tries to conform to life at a tony Maryland arts school. Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman star. Jon M. Chu directs. (98 min, PG-13. Bijou, Majestic, Marquis) THE BANK JOB���1/2 Jason Statham stars in this thriller from Roger (The World’s Fastest Indian) Donaldson, inspired by real-life events surrounding the 1971 robbery of the Lloyds Bank in London. Saffron Burrows and Richard Lintern costar.

(110 min, R. Majestic) THE BUCKET LIST�� Rob Reiner’s latest comedy pairs Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman as cancer patients who learn the meaning of life just as theirs are about to come to an end.

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(97 min, PG-13. Essex) THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY����1/2 Painter-filmmaker Julian Schnabel’s third feature tells the astonishing true story of French Elle magazine editor Jean-Dominique Bauby. Paralyzed by a stroke at the age of 43, he learned to communicate by blinking one eye and, using this system, wrote the best-selling memoir on which the film is based.

Starring Mathieu Amalric, Emmanuelle Seigner and Max Von Sydow. (114 min, PG-13. Palace) THE KITE RUNNER��� Marc (Stranger Than Fiction) Forster directs the big-screen version of Khaled Hosseini’s international bestseller about an Afghan boy whose failure to come to the aid of a friend winds up haunting him throughout adulthood.

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Savoy) THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL��1/2 Based on the best-selling novel by Philippa Gregory, director Justin Chadwick’s period drama chronicles the rivalry between two sisters torn apart by their desire to win the King of England’s heart. Natalie Portman,

Scarlett Johansson and Eric Bana star. (115 min, PG-13. Roxy) THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES��� Freaky Friday director Mark Waters brings us this big-screen version of the popular children’s fantasy series

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Starring Freddie Highmore and MaryLouise Parker. (96 min, PG. Big Picture, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Welden) THE WATER HORSE: LEGEND OF THE DEEP���1/2 A young Scottish boy discovers a mythical creature in Jay Wilson’s family film. With Emily Watson, Ben Chaplin and Alex Etel.

(111 min, PG. Marquis) THERE WILL BE BLOOD��� Paul Thomas Anderson’s epic about the rise of a ruthless American oil tycoon features a Golden-Globe-winning performance from Daniel Day-Lewis.

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With Paul Dano. (158 min, R. Palace) VANTAGE POINT�1/2 Pete (The Jury) Travis directs this action thriller that examines an attempt on the life of a U.S. president from the points of view of eight strangers. With Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, William Hurt and Sigourney Weaver. (90 min, PG-13.

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Which might explain the picture’s rather tepid buzz. Renee Zellweger, John Goodman and Chris Rock are also in the voice cast. (100 min, PG) DAN IN REAL LIFE��� Steve Carell stars in this romantic comedy about a widower who falls in love with a woman who turns out to be seeing his brother as well. Juliette Binoche costars. Peter Hedges directs. (98 min, PG-13) HITMAN�� Timothy Olyphant stars as Agent 47 in this big-screen version of the video game series about a mercenary who shoots his way across Eastern Europe. With Dougray Scott and Olga Kurylenko. Xavier Gens directs. (100 min, R) NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN����� Tommy Lee Jones and Javier Bardem star in the Coen brothers’ big-screen version of Cormac McCarthy’s acclaimed novel about the face-off between a Texas border-town sheriff and an ultraviolent outsider. Josh Brolin costars. (122 min, R.) SLEUTH�� How often does one actor play two different leading roles in two versions of the same flick?

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9:30. College Road Trip 12:35, 2:35, 1636 Williston Road, South Burlington • 862-5678 Definitely, Maybe 1:05, 3:50, 6:35, 4:40, 6:45, 9. The Bank Job 12:50, HEALTHCARE 9:20. & LASER THERAPY OF VERMONT Vantage Point 1, 3:35, 6:55, 4, 7:05, 9:35. Semi-Pro 12:40, 2:45, 9:10.

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On a recent Saturday evening, while the guests are getting acquainted over crackers and cheese, he’s putting the finishing touches on 20 servings of homemade potato gnocchi in a tomato coulis. While the grateful diners tuck into the tender pasta pillows topped with oven-crisped Parmesan, Cheevers is plating a refreshing salad with Vermont blue cheese dressing and roasted pine nuts.

Then he’s on to maple-glazed magret duck, fondant potatoes, steamed broccoli and salsify in crème fraiche. Four vegetarians get an artichoke-and-goatcheese concoction wrapped in phyllo dough. By the time dessert issues forth — homemade cheesecake with fresh fruit sauce — Cheevers has already mixed up the dry ingredients for tomorrow morning’s blueberry pancake breakfast.

“He’s very, very organized, which I’m not,” says Clark, noting a good chef has to be consistently good. He would cover for Cheevers if the latter were ever sick — but he hasn’t missed a single meal in nine years.

Clark says Cheevers has mastered the timing skills that go into serving a lavish meal to a large number of people. “There’s never a half-hour delay, or even a 10minute delay,” he notes with awe.

“If the electricity goes off, Tim can start the generator,” says Clark. “His background in the army comes in here.”

London-born Cheevers enlisted when he was 16, and was trained by the Army Catering Corps. “I’m not sure they do anymore, but they had their own college,” Cheevers says. “I spent two years there, learning to cook as well as shooting guns and stuff.” He was attached to a regiment called the Royal Highland Fusiliers, which took him to Singapore. “The officers ate pretty well,” Cheevers notes. “I kind of moved up.”

The same regiment spent a summer on a base near the Queen’s summer castle in Scotland. Cheevers remembers being bussed in “with a bunch of canapés” for a cocktail party at Balmoral. Prince Charles benefited from Cheevers’ talents at the regular officers’ mess.

After the army, Cheevers worked at four different restaurants — including a casino, “where money was no object,” he recalls. “That was an eyeopening experience, because I saw stuff I’d never seen before” — such as sea urchins delivered daily. In 1983, Cheevers was

points out, he’ll be happy to find a bunch of paychecks waiting for him. Also, business tends to be slower in the early spring and late fall. When no guests are expected, Cheevers gets a day off. It’s always last-minute, but he likes going to Montréal. Closer to home is Café Provence in Brandon.

Just don’t look for Cheevers in the woods — on skis, hunting or doing anything else he considers “sporty.” When he’s not planning or prepping for meals, the chef is on his computer — he just bought a second one. He operates a web-design business on the side and has been a “great help” in improving Blueberry Hill’s ecommerce, says Clark.

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The food critics followed when Cheevers left Blake’s to run the kitchen at the exclusive Thornbury Castle. His menu was among those singled out by The New York Times in a 1984 piece titled “Britain’s Restaurant Revolution.”

What Cheevers really wanted, though, was his own place. He got it and, in a rare display of self-promotion, named it after himself. Cheevers opened in 1985, 30 miles south of London, with 32 seats and a menu that changed monthly.

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of Cornish crab wrapped in spinach and quenelles of pike in watercress sauce back when most British chefs were still stuck on steak-and-kidney pie and plum pudding.

“It was pretty successful,” Cheevers notes. Read: It got recognition from the Michelin Guide, which was the food authority back then. “But I found after 11 years, I had had enough,” Cheevers goes on. The chef was responsible for repairs on the venerable Victorian building he leased for the restaurant. “That sucks,” he says with a chortle. “When you’re pouring money into a building that’s not yours, it’s time to get out.” In 1996, he sold the business, but not the Cheevers name.

Now, Cheevers’ moniker and Blueberry Hill’s get equal weight on the white chef coat he dons for dinner. He seems fine with that arrangement, even a little relieved. Cheevers’ vast experience as a small-business owner appears to have engendered a rare empathy for his employer. He has no trouble sticking to a food budget, for example. “I appreciate where the money goes — how, when you’ve just got four guests, you can’t have six staff. I can work with that,” Cheevers says.

He also appears to like the schedule: double shifts for months on end, with very few days off, followed by threeweek paid vacations. At the end of March, Cheevers will head to Tasmania to see his former restaurant partner, who is now in the wine business.

When he gets back, Clark

live in a little barn on the inn’s grounds — formerly Goshen’s original blacksmith shop, complete with bellows — is another huge plus for Clark. There’s no worrying about whether he’s going to make it to work; he’s 200 feet from the kitchen. Which is good, because the road that serves Blueberry Hill is as challenging as it is beautiful.

Cheevers likes the isolation.

“It’s fine. I’ve got satellite TV,” he quips. He happily recounts how the “HD guy” recently likened his satellite-dish-adorned place to “a government installation.”

Clark refers to Cheevers’ home as the “Qaddafi shack.”

And it does have a sultanish quality once you pass through the thick muslin curtains that separate the living area from a messy storage room that serves as the entry way. Cheevers has adorned all the walls and ceilings with the same fabric to cover the silver insulation underneath. Despite all that, he can feel the wind’s chill inside when it gets really cold.

If it weren’t for the BBC blaring, this might look like any other bachelor pad, complete with open cereal boxes, booze bottles and lots of computer clutter. Cheevers’ quarters certainly don’t call to mind those of a “celebrity chef.”

Even a frugal gourmet would probably turn up the heat.

But Cheevers seems perfectly content to make a very private life alongside a very public inn.

“He hasn’t thrown knives at anybody,” Clark observes. “He gets a little crusty at the end of the season, but don’t we all?” >

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For $445, the cooperatively taught class in “Cooking & Fitness” will offer participants exercise routines and culinary instruction. According to a blurb about the offering, “You will learn to buy and prepare healthy foods while also participating in physical activities . . .” There’s nothing like doing step aerobics while stirring a simmering pot of spaghetti sauce.

Beginning this Friday, the recently refurbished Nectar’s will offer up sweet strains alongside its pulled-pork sandwiches. “We’ll have dinner music starting at 5:30 on the weekends,” says owner Damon Brink. “Hopefully it will build to every day of the week.” The music will be of “all types,” but the acts will be mainly “soloists, duos and trios,” he guesses.

Along with the rock ’n’ roll, house-smoked local meats and chicken wings, Brink is touting new accommodations for customers’ derrières, including “old church pews, stools and low tables with seating” that he calls “much more comfortable.”

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Cultivating the land is an integral part of the culture, whether the gardener’s native language is Somali, French, Mai-Mai or Lingala. But there are some challenges in making the transition from the dusty Sahel to the soon-to-be verdant valleys of Vermont. That’s where the Old North End’s Association of Africans Living in Vermont comes in.

This year, the 8-year-old AALV is starting a new program that will help some 20 African immigrants grow fruits and vegetables to sell at farmers’ markets in Winooski and the Old North End, as well as at a proposed farm stand near Fletcher Allen Health Care.

It will also provide produce for their families.

Along with standard crops such as watermelon, sweet potatoes and corn, adventurous cooks may be able to shop there for less common ingredients such as amaranth and okra. “We’re giving them suggestions and guidance about what you can grow in Vermont and how much effort every crop takes,” explains Support Services Associate Josie Weldon. “We’re trying to transition them into thinking about the market.” In the future, AALV — which will soon have a satellite space at the new Winooski Community Center — will work with its clients to create a line of value-added products.

Although each participant will have access to up to a quarter-acre of land on a 3-acre plot in the Winooski Valley Park District, marketing efforts will be cooperative under the name “New Farms for New Americans,” says Weldon.

While the AALV staffers themselves don’t have firsthand farming experience, they’ve partnered up with folks who do: local farmers and employees of The Intervale Center. “The Intervale Center totally buoyed us along and made me really confident about the project,” Weldon enthuses. “A lot of the sustainable agriculture community has stepped up to support the integration of these minority ‘New American’ farmers.”

One piece needs to fall into place before the project can proceed: transportation. Weldon reports: “A lot of the women don’t drive, and they have young children. They need a safe way to get to the Winooski Valley Park District.” In short, they need a van. “We’ve raised a lot of funds, but not enough for a van and the operational expenses,” Weldon says. While she’s eager to mention that AALV will happily accept assistance from anybody, she also notes, “If a business wants to donate, we’re happy to place logos on the van and advertise the support.”

There are some telltale signs of a restaurant in decline: faltering service, unavailable menu items, inexplicable closings. It’s doubtful anyone was shocked to see Riverside Avenue’s defunct Tortilla Flat go out, for example.

What’s less common? A thriving place that suddenly closes up shop. That’ll happen at the end of March, when Steve & Erika’s at the Ten Acres Lodge in Stowe shuts its doors. Chef Steve Super, a NECI grad who leases the popular restaurant from the Inn’s owners, explains that the closure wasn’t due to slow business, but just the opposite: “The volume of business being provided at the restaurant was, perhaps, overwhelming to the property or to the inn,” he suggests.

Ultimately, Super says, the Inn’s owners bought him out of his lease. “The restaurant is going to sit vacant. It’s a shame,” he opines. Though he’s reportedly fielded “a lot of very nice offers here in the area,” he’s opted to head to the warmer climes of Houston, Texas, for an “exciting opportunity.”

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The females in question were chickens from Lucky Ladies Organic Egg Farm, a home for â&#x20AC;&#x153;happy hensâ&#x20AC;? at the Burlington Intervale. At the time, the sophomore was just getting into poultry. Two years later, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the proud foreman of a side-yard coop on North Prospect Street.

And his chicken population has expanded to eight. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s grown to be, like, a fad all of a sudden,â&#x20AC;? says his mother Kathy on a recent afternoon. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s growing, because I keep hearing of other people who have chickens.â&#x20AC;?

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At 4 p.m. on a recent Wednesday, a reporter watches Kathy and Zev feed their chickens an afternoon snack.

Across the street, crows squawk from atop a cluster of telephone poles while cars cruise northward toward Riverside Avenue.

As the teenager feeds his flock grain from a plastic bag, Kathy collects eggs from a grey-roofed coop. Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll use some for baking; others may be given to appreciative neighbors.

With his purple sandals and bird-patterned pajamas, shaggyhaired Zev could just as easily be gearing up for a Nintendo session. But, as his mom explains, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a chicken connoisseur. In the summer before ninth grade, Zev got into fowl while working at the Intervale Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Healthy City program. The following year, a chicken-raising friend

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The first two birds in this flock were a â&#x20AC;&#x153;presentâ&#x20AC;? for working at Lucky Ladies, Zev recalls.

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Five years ago, she only knew of one.

But despite her enthusiasm for urban husbandry, Siegel has a bone to pick with city officials. A neighbor’s Husky recently killed one of her chickens — a repeat offense. BPD’s Harvey offered to serve her neighbor a ticket for the infraction, Siegel recalls. But this Old Northender declined, claiming it wasn’t a “neighborly” solution. “I feel frustrated that there’s no option other than a financial obligation for the dog owner,” she asserts. The city isn’t holding the other party responsible, she claims, for “making sure it doesn’t happen again.”

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The birds weren’t totally innocent. “They did fly over the fence, and they kept getting more and more bold, digging up our neighbors’ flower garden,” Brown concedes. “We had to clip some feathers to deter their flight.”

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Kathy, who just got elected to the school board, says she found out about the pet loophole “through the man running my opponent’s campaign.”

Ken Lerner has been working at Burlington’s Department of Planning and Zoning since the late 1980s. He remembers hearing “three or four” chickenrelated zoning complaints over his two-decade tenure — a figure, he insists, that falls on the “conservative high side” of the spectrum. Faced with Kathy Chasan’s “loophole” claim, he declares, “A chicken is not considered a pet.”

After skimming through a few reams of legal code, however, Lerner wavers. “I don’t think a chicken is a pet, but there could be a loophole,” he admits, adding that he would need to check with Jodi Harvey, the Burlington Police Department’s animal-control officer, before giving a definitive answer on the fowl-zoning question. For now, he notes of Chasan’s assertion, “She might be right.”

Whatever the zoning ordinance stipulates, chickens are here to stay. Just ask Pitkin Street resident Rachel Siegel.

Her children Ira and Gertrude, ages 1 and 4, respectively, help care for their family’s five hens.

Siegel had to seek approval for exceeding the alleged “domestic animal” limit — which was just three until December 17, 2007 — after getting busted for an

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She did not respond as of press time.

If Burlington’s regulatory climate seems fairly flexible, Montpelier law is a municipal Gumby. Chapter 8 of the capital city’s Code of Ordinances prohibits “domestic fowl, goat, sheep, swine, horse or cattle” from roaming “at large, loose or unrestricted” within city limits, but that’s about it. Translation?

You can keep as many barnyard animals as you like, provided they’re properly fenced in.

“There’s nothing I can see as far as numbers,” says Montpelier Planning and Zoning Assistant Audra Brown. “The entire chapter on animals and fowl, not including dogs, is two pages.”

Brown, who lives three miles from downtown, speaks from both administrative and personal experience. Beginning last Easter, her boys Daniel, 7, and William, 9, began nursing baby chicks in her living room. Once the birds matured, Brown started selling their eggs for $3 per dozen at her office. “It was a pretty old-fashioned experience, if you will,” she recalls. “The kids would come home and gather eggs, I would sell them, and we collected the money in a Mason jar.”

But rustic authenticity comes at a price. Burlington’s urban environs presumably deter most traditional predators, such as foxes and weasels. Montpelier, however, is situated beside woodland and riparian habitats, so its chickens live more elemental existences. Just this winter, in fact, Brown’s entire

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“Yeah,” Kathy agrees. “If I give her cranberries, she’s disappointed.”

The Chasan chickens may be picky, but at least they know how to play nice. Kathy observes that they share spare seeds with little birds and entertain children who live on the block. Just a few weeks ago they greeted a delegation of students from Lawrence Barnes Elementary School, whose after-school Ecology Club was taking a citywide coop tour.

Perhaps more importantly, the fowl can shine up in a pinch. Some time ago, Zev’s flock was featured in a commercial for an answering service filmed by Colchester-based Mt. Mansfield Media. “I don’t know how these guys heard of us,” his mother says. “They made the coop look like an office. On a bale was a sign saying, ‘Stop: Don’t put all your eggs in one basket!’” And ‘Don’t count your eggs before they hatch!’”

“It’s very short and very funny,” Kathy says. “The only troubling thing is, a man wearing a chicken suit — with a business suit over it — gets run over by a truck. A sign says, ‘Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he didn’t get his messages.’”

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he rumor has been floating around Burlington’s underground circles for months: “Dude, did you hear Romans signed to Metal Blade?”

Guess what, dudes. It’s not true. Well, OK, it’s sort of true. But not really. Actually, it’s kind of complicated.

Last week, Boston-based heavy-music imprint Black Market Activities announced it had indeed inked a deal with the local post-hardcore/metal/whatever quartet. Predictably, the Internet buzz started right away. “Our MySpace page got, like, 1500 plays in six hours,” says bassist Sean Martin, 21, about the barrage of interest suddenly aimed at the band.

And with good reason. BMA is one of the most respected hardcore labels in the business. It’s not, as is often mistakenly assumed, a subsidiary of Metal Blade — arguably the most influential heavy-metal label on the planet. But its releases are produced and distributed through the metal magnate, whose U.S. distribution, in turn, is handled by major-label monolith Sony Records. In short, that’s a very big deal.

So what happened to this little-known Vermont hardcore band, barely a year in existence? (Romans formed in winter 2006.) How did they go from selling a few hundred discs at live shows to having their music on the brink of availability at mega-marts like Best Buy? Would you believe . . . serendipity?

“We focused most of our energy into the record, so it would be more appealing to people,” says drummer Kevin Savage, 17, adding, “so that it would be immediately impressive.” He’s talking about the band’s 2007 release All

Those Wrists, which quickly drew positive attention from numerous media outlets, including Seven Days. Punknews. org called the record “immediately impressive” for its genrebending mix of sludge and melodicism.

Bucking conventional struggling-band wisdom, Romans recorded and produced All Those Wrists before even playing its first show. “We were well prepared going into this,” says vocalist/synth player Tom Kelly, 24. While most bands are all too eager to release demos and EPs — often of questionable quality — Romans holed up in guitarist Justin Gonyea’s home studio in Lincoln in winter 2006 to record the album.

It was based on demos Gonyea had recorded with Savage and original co-founder and guitarist Ben Lee, who would leave the band for college shortly before the All Those Wrists sessions began. Kelly and Martin came on board, rounding out the lineup.

“One of the first things we talked about was getting a recording set before we even did anything,” says Gonyea.

“Because if you start going out and playing shows, and you have nothing for people to take from it other than just seeing you, it’s like . . .” He trails off with a shrug as Martin interrupts, saying, “Everybody has a demo.” Adds Savage, “But the fact that we have this professional-looking thing — people instantly take you more seriously.”

“But it wasn’t just for other people,” chimes in Kelly. “I think it was for our own confidence. It’s like we’re a few steps ahead of people.”

That air of professionalism would pay the band huge dividends — especially when combined with the polish they >> 15B

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Send listings by Friday at noon, including info phone number, to clubs@sevendaysvt.com.

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WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING

When â&#x20AC;&#x153;Irishâ&#x20AC;? eyes are smiling, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s usually because â&#x20AC;&#x153;Irishâ&#x20AC;? mouths are drinking. And rarely are â&#x20AC;&#x153;Irishâ&#x20AC;? mouths drinking more than on that most glorious of pseudo holidays, Amateur Night, er, St. Patrickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day. Unless you count Dublin vs. Westmeath in the All-Ireland Hurling Championships, that is. Have you ever seen a hurling match?

Seriously, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the most badass sport ever. But I digress.

Everyone is Irish on St. Paddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day, as evidenced by the throngs of soused revelers bedecked from head to toe in green garb, Guinness paraphernalia and, usually, vomit. Ew. This year, in celebration of marginalizing an entire culture through absurd stereotypes and of the man who drove the snakes from Ireland (ignoring the fact that the Emerald Isle has never actually had an indigenous snake population), we get to make a weekend-long affair out of St. Patrickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s because March 17, the supposed day of the canonized snake-charmerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s demise, falls on a Monday. As such, reels, jigs and Pogues covers will be flowing as freely as Jamesonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s at area â&#x20AC;&#x153;pubsâ&#x20AC;? this weekend. FYI: Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gaelic for â&#x20AC;&#x153;bars.â&#x20AC;?

Before we get into the rundown of the nightspots most likely to slake your thirst for fiddle tunes, boiled everything and nitrogenated stout, it should be noted that all of the generally accepted rules of inebriated engagement only apply on St. Patrickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day. You wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t celebrate Cinco de Mayo on May 4, would you? Therefore, I declare a statewide moratorium on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Kiss Me, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Irishâ&#x20AC;? stickers, beer goggles, bagpipes and all other forms of Paddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s-related SEAWOLVES jackassery until March 17.

Deal?

Now that weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve laid down the ground rules, the first stop on your wasted weekend should be to check out Seawolves at any number of venues this weekend. The local seafaring quartet â&#x20AC;&#x201D; well, lakefaring, really â&#x20AC;&#x201D; has a number of gigs lined up this weekend, including Saturday night at Montpeculiarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Langdon Street CafĂŠ and Monday at Nectarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and Essex Junctionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Banana Winds, where you can also enjoy corned beef and cabbage on the house. Dakota Foley, best known for his mandolin work with Tammy Fletcherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Americana supergroup Mountain Girl, fronts the band. These guys cover all the traditional bases with authenticity and offer some surprises along the way.

Next on the agenda is a family-friendly celebration, as noted local music instructor and Suzuki method guru Allen Church presents an Irish fiddle recital at Morrisvilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s snug community cornerstone The Beeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Knees this Sunday. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m guessing the usual shenanigans would be

better saved for the following night, so if you go, keep it clean, OK? If debauchery is on your to-do list, the main event this Monday offers no shortage of Gaelic gaiety. So, where to begin?

How about T. Ruggâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Old North End? The neighborhood haunt is not generally known as a music venue.

But just as the whole world is Irish on St. Paddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day, practically every bar in the state becomes a live-music hot spot. If only because of the roving band of bagpipers that seems to follow me around every year. Seriously, guys, stop it. Please.

This year, sorta-legendary local Celtic trio Bootless and Unhorsed takes residency at â&#x20AC;&#x153;truggâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;? for what band cofounder Marty Resnik calls an evening of â&#x20AC;&#x153;good will and bad behavior.â&#x20AC;? Sold. Formed in 1976, the group gained local notoriety for a two-decade-plus stint as the raucous house band at dearly departed Burlington dive The Last Chance Saloon, may it rest in peace.

Moving on â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and in keeping with the dive-bar theme â&#x20AC;&#x201D; you might want to swing by Charlie Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in Montpelier this Monday as well, assuming you have a designated driver, that is. Why? Well, for one, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the best bar in Vermont. Hands down. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve contemplated moving to our stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s capital solely to be closer to it. And, no, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not kidding.

Secondly, Abby Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Jenne & The Irish Enablers are playing. To be honest, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve never heard â&#x20AC;&#x2122;em. But I have heard Abby Jenne, who rocks. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve also heard Mark LeGrand, who is pretty much a legend in these here parts and serves as the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bassist and, presumably, guiding light. Sounds â&#x20AC;&#x153;canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t missâ&#x20AC;? to me.

Heading north, Johnsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Hub Pizzeria & Pub plays host to traditional pickinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; whizzes The Mud City Ramblers and Payback, who are â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not making this up â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a James Brown tribute band.

Umm . . .

There are also rumors of a merry band of pranksters masquerading as an Irish band making the rounds at area pubs, spreading good will Celtic cheer â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m told, baked potatoes â&#x20AC;&#x201D; called Everybodyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Favorite Irish Drinking Songs. Take a wild guess what they play.

Erin go bragh, indeed.

JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! No, not that Jerry. Jerry Garcia is dead, folks.

Get over it. The Jerry I refer to is none other than ex-Cincinnati mayor-turned-TV-schlockmeister Jerry Springer. I bet you never thought youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d see his name in this column. God knows I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. But the world is a crazy place, folks. A crazy, sleazy place. And nowhere is that more evident than on the artificially dysfunctional stage of â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Jerry Springer Show.â&#x20AC;?

Why do I bring this up? Great question. It seems a musician with Burlington roots has hit â&#x20AC;&#x153;the big time,â&#x20AC;? so to speak, and will soon be making his national television debut on the show. Really.

CrowfeatheR, who hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t been seen â&#x20AC;&#x2122;round these parts in quite some time, was a wellknown figure in the local music scene during the 1990s alt-rock heyday, collaborating with the likes of Envyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Matt Hutton, among others. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s since fled to the concrete jungle of Boston, where heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s continued writing and CROWFEATHER recording in search of ever-elusive commercial success. Perhaps his time has finally come.

To call the dude a â&#x20AC;&#x153;personalityâ&#x20AC;? would be a gross understatement.

To wit, his submission to the Seven Daysâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; 2008 musicianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wish list (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Auld Lang Signs,â&#x20AC;? December 26, 2007): I want Mattel to market a line of Dan Bolles action figures so I can pretend Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a super-scribe and role-play reviewing endless indie CDs in a single bound.

See what I mean?

While weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re still waiting on the kung-fu grip GI Dan doll, CrowfeatheR taped his soon-to-be-a-hit (?) single â&#x20AC;&#x153;Honey Pieâ&#x20AC;? for Springer and his minions last Monday, March 10, with the airdate to be determined. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re wondering why a relative unknown was picked for such an, um, honor, take a look at the attached picture.

Methinks that says it all.

Congrats, CrowfeatheR.

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ENSEMBLE V (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. HUMP DAY COMEDY SERIES, Parima Acoustic Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. MIKE MARTIN & GEOFF KIM (jazz), Leunigâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 7 p.m. NC. THE CROPPIES (Irish), RĂ­ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. PARADIGM (jazz), Red Square, 9 p.m.

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CEILI (open Irish session), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley OPEN BLUEGRASS SESSION, On the Rise Bakery, 7:30 p.m. NC. WILL PATTON TRIO (Gypsy jazz), Good Times CafĂŠ, 8 p.m. $25.

KARAOKE, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. TRIVIA NIGHT, Two Brothers Tavern Upstairs, 7:30 p.m. NC.

:: central PRODIGAL STRING BAND (acoustic duo), Charlie Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HONKY-TONK HUMP DAY WITH MARK LEGRAND & FRIENDS, Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 6 p.m. Donations; MOSES ATWOOD (indie-folk), 8 p.m. Donations; VIVA (rock), 9 p.m.

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COLIN MCCAFFREY & SARAH BLAIR (folk), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 6 p.m. $3-5.

OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. NC.

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Donations; DANA GROSS (singersongwriter), 8:45 p.m. Donations; IAN THOMAS (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m. Donations.

RAHZEL, JS-1 (hip-hop), Pickle Barrel Nightclub, 8 p.m. $15/17. 18+.

:: northern ACOUSTIC OPEN MIKE, Olive Ridleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE NIGHT WITH SASSY ENTERTAINMENT, Tabu CafĂŠ & Nightclub, 5 p.m. NC. THE CHEAP SUITS (rock), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $5.

OPEN MIKE, The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE KELLER (blues), Beeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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ATLANTIC CROSSING (folk), On the Rise Bakery, 7:30 p.m. NC. ST. PATTYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DAY BASH WITH THE JOHNNY DEVIL BAND (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. RED HOT JUBA (cosmic Americana), Two Brothers Tavern, 10 p.m. NC.

:: central BILLY CALDWELL & THE AIMLESS DRIFTERS (rock), Charlie Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9:30 p.m. NC. AMERICANA HAPPY HOUR, Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 6 p.m. Donations; JOE & VICK PRICE (country, blues), 8 p.m.

Donations; ERIN MCDERMOTT & THE DIXIE RED DELIGHTS (bluegrass), 9:30 p.m. Donations.

LONGFORD ROW (Celtic), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5.

BLUE LIGHT JAZZ, Positive Pie 2, 9 p.m. Donations.

LAST KID PICKED (rock), Gustoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9 p.m. NC. BLUE FOX (blues), Cider House BBQ & Pub, 7 p.m. NC. ECHOBURN (rock), Pickle Barrel Nightclub, 8 p.m. NA.

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SUPERSOUNDS DJ (top 40), RĂ­ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (rockabilly), Red Square, 9 p.m. $3, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3.

OLD SCHOOL VS. NU SKOOL WITH DJ FATTIE B, 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. HEAVY HEARTED, TRANSIT, MY HEART TO JOY AT THE SAME TONE, MANEUVERS (punk, emo), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $7. AA. THE NERBAK BROTHERS (blues), Nectarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by THE NERBAK BROTHERS, SHELLHOUSE (blues, rock) 9 p.m. $3.

THE DEAD SESSIONS (Grateful Dead tribute), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5.

TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 10 p.m. $3.

VOODOO WITH DJ ROBBIE J. (hiphop, reggae, Latin), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+.

DAVE HARRISONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ INFINITE (funk, soul, groove), The Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. BREAD & BONES (folk), The Skinny Pancake, 9 p.m. $5.

EURO RAVE WITH DJ CRAIG MITCHELL (techno), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $15. 16+.

PARTY STAR, STEEL TOE BOOTY (rock), The Monkey House, 9 p.m. $5.

KARAOKE WITH STEVE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. THE HIGH ROLLERS (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. MELONHEADZ (rock), Franny Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9:30 p.m. NC. U BE THE STAR ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS KARAOKE WITH MICHAELLEA LONGE, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 9 p.m. NC.

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LIVE MUSIC, JD’s Pub, 9:30 p.m. $3.

LIVE MUSIC, Bayside Pavilion, 9 p.m.

NC. OUT THE HASSE (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. VERMONTRAIN (rock), Olive Ridley’s, 10 p.m. NC. FULL CIRCLE (rock), Krazy Horse Saloon, 10 p.m. NC. THE PULSE OF BOSTON (funk), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $10.

THE CHEAP SUITS (rock), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $5.

PB JR & THE BLUESBUSTERS, The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ROGUE BIRDS (alt-country), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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:: burlington area LIVE MUSIC, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC. JAPHY RYDER (jam, rock), Parima Main Stage, 9 p.m. Donations.

SHAKEDOWN (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. $3.

STEREOPHONIC WITH TRICKY PAT (jazzy downtempo), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. SAM KININGER BAND, HOLLYWOOD FARM (funk, jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5.

KYLA GRAVES (singer-songwriter, CD release), Club Metronome, 6 p.m. $8 AA, followed by RETRONOME (dance party), 10 p.m. $5.

MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR (salsa, merengue), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+.

DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. “PULSE” WITH LIVE DJ (electronica), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. MUD CITY RAMBLERS (bluegrass), The Skinny Pancake, 9 p.m. Donation.

TRACI & PAUL CASSARINO WITH JEFF WHEEL (acoustic), Harbor Lounge, 7:30 p.m. NC. JENNI JOHNSON & FRIENDS (jazz, blues), Avenue Bistro, 8 p.m. NC. TRACY LAWRENCE, RUMBLE DOLL (country, rock), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $33/35. AA. JUST DANCE! WITH DJS ALAN PERRY & ROB DOUGLAS (dance party), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $7/10. AA. THE EVERYONE’S FAVORITE IRISH DRINKING SONGS BAND, THE GREAT ’MERICANS (Irish, rock), The Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Banana Winds Café & Pub, 7:30 p.m. NC. SIDESHOW BOB (rock), Backstage Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. SALSA NIGHT WITH DJ RAUL, Lincoln Inn Downstairs, 9 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley THE PULSE PROPHETS (reggae), On the Rise Bakery, 7:30 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE & THE ENABLERS (Americana), Two Brothers Tavern, 10 p.m. NC.

:: central MAD MOUNTAIN SCRAMBLERS (bluegrass), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. THE SEAWOLVES (Irish), Langdon St. Café, 9 p.m. Donations.

TOM HERZIG & THE VIBROKINGS (juke-joint blues), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5.

ST. PATTY’S DAY PARTY, Gusto’s, 9 p.m. NC. BILLY YANTZ (British Invasion tribute), Cider House BBQ & Pub, 7 p.m.

NC. HAPPY HOUR WITH JAMIE (rock), Pickle Barrel Nightclub, 4 p.m. NC, followed by ECHOBURN (rock), 9 p.m. NA. ELLIS PAUL (singer-songwriter), Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. $20.

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Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567.

Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317.

Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044.

Middle Earth Music Hall, Barton St., Bradford, 222-4748.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901.

Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200.

Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209.

Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116.

Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, 518-324-2200.

On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411.

Plan B, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-0742.

Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453.

The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Rooney’s 1820 Coffeehouse, 6 Carmichael St., Essex Jct. 878-4900.

Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859-5013.

Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777.

Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188.

Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Stonecutters Brewhouse, 14 N. Main St., Barre, 476-6000.

Stowe Coffee House, Rt. 57 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189.

Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, 654-8008.

38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Road, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

Waf’s Westside Deli, 165 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0290.

Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100.

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Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111.

All Fired Up, 9 Depot Sq., Barre, 479-9303.

The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Avenue, Burlington, 652-9999.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025.

Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000.

Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513.

Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361.

Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

Blue Star Café, 28 Main St., Winooski, 654-8700.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444.

Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292.

Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781.

Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

Dobrá Tea, 80 Church Street St., Burlington, 951-2424.

Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Euro Gourmet Market & Café, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467.

Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856.

Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124.

Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669.

Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Harbor Lounge, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Harper’s Restaurant, 1068 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 863-6363.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777.

The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678.

The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626.

Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432.

Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474.

JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433.

Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-570-8888.

La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443.

Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

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reviewthis THE RIDERS, 200 MILES FROM EVERYWHERE . . .

HUNGRYTOWN, HUNGRYTOWN (Listen Here! Records, CD) West Townsend’s Hungrytown is composed of wife-and-husband duo Rebecca Hall and Ken Anderson. The pair has carved quite a niche in the modern folk scene, not only as Hungrytown but also as members of neo-traditionalist outfit The Strangelings, and on the considerable strength of Hall’s solo work.

They have been recognized at a number of songwriting contests, such as those at the Billboard Annual fest, the Minnesota Folk Festival and the Great Waters Music Festival.

Roger McGuinn, co-founder of folk-rock godfathers The Byrds, praised Hall’s voice as having “a sweetness and a worldly wisdom in perfect balance.” After spending some time with Hungrytown, I’m inclined to agree.

On this self-titled debut release, the band’s lauded songwriting strength is evident. The nine original tunes rest comfortably alongside two traditional folk songs and a cover of Gene Clark’s “With Tomorrow.”

Folky balladry, upbeat country, bluegrass and even a bit of rock ’n’ roll are all featured on the album. This eclecticism serves the band well and gives the production an engaging dynamic. The musicians are skilled enough to make it all sound natural and have a nice, smooth flow.

Hall’s guitar work and vocals provide the framework for every song, while Anderson provides harmonies and instrumental accompaniment, including drums, bass, organ and harmonica. Hungrytown also features members of the bluegrass band The Virginia Ramblers and “subversive” folk-rockers The Mammals on fiddle, cello, banjo and mandolin. If there are any virtuosos among them, there’s no way of knowing; the arrangements are sparse, the playing restrained.

Hall’s vocals are wonderful, pitch-perfect and rich in emotion, perfectly paired with Anderson’s harmonies. The vocal arrangements range from simple to lush.

Hungrytown recalls a number of performances past and present — shades of Judee Sill, Emmylou Harris, Neko Case and The Byrds. (I’d personally love to hear this band perform The Byrds’ version of Charles Louvin’s “The Christian Life.”)

Hungrytown is an accomplished and enjoyable folk record. It is both haunting and pleasant, delicate yet arresting. Hall and Anderson have cultivated a wonderful musical rapport that will endear them to many as they continue to tour and record.

(Self-released, CD) Music criticism is funny in that it requires the reviewer to shelve his or her personal tastes in favor of maintaining that most elusive and important of critical qualities: objectivity. It’s not enough to merely say that you love or hate an album. You have to set aside your personal biases and judge each individual work on its own merits. So it is that 200 Miles from Everywhere . . . the latest album from San Diego’s The Riders, recently found its way into my CD player.

First things first, 200 Miles might just send the hipster set running for their pitchforks — although, honestly, what doesn’t? But elitist snobbery aside, this is a topnotch American-rock record. And while it rarely redefines genre boundaries, it ably traverses the hardscrabble Americana highways of the heartland with sincerity and authenticity.

From the laid-back opening strains of “Someday Soon” and the classic-rock-fueled “Coalinga,” to the lighter-worthy balladry of “Too Far Away Tonight” and album closer “Take Away,” echoes of Memphiswalkin’ Marc Cohn, pre-Chevy-commercial John Mellencamp, early Eagles and even Whitesnake — think “Here I Go Again” — abound.

Front man Tom Cuismano claims three generations of Burlington roots, but the sunny climes of Southern California suit him well. After all, SoCal was the “birthplace” of country-rock. The guitarist unabashedly stands on the shoulders of giants, lyrically and melodically. And why not? The Eagles stood on the shoulders of The Band, The Byrds and Flying Burrito Brothers — and then sold about a bazillion more records than all of those groups combined. “The Cougar” stood on the shoulders of Springsteen, who stood on the shoulders of Van Morrison. But we could do the “begat” thing all day.

The bottom line is that the dude is good at what he does. And what he does is write pitch-perfect acoustic rock songs with a clear reverence for the roads his forbears traveled. The Riders don’t push the envelope by any stretch, but that’s pretty much the heartland in a nutshell, isn’t it?

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Meredith Genius Envy

ZONY MASH The Zony Mash Show

DJ SPARROW The Inverted Forrest

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World, Folk, Jazz

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POLYTHENE PAM Soundtrack to the End of the World

Rock or not Rock

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Indie / Folk

L.J. PALARDY L.J.ʼs Dream

ULI SCHYGULLA How Living is Round

MC FORMLESS Formatless Phinneus Show

DJ CAPSULE LʼEpanoui

THE ENGINE EAR The Kitchen Sink

SLOMO The Sleepy Strange

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DJ TOM Elevator Music

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Electronic, IDM, Urban

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Space-Time Continuum

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DUNCAN FLETCHER TONI BASANTA Blue Mtn Greengrass Global Warming

BIG DOG Love & Culture

ERIN Sick Sad World

DJ TANNER I Love/Hate Helvetica

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TAY / MAT the DJ Tazerface

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Indie Rock, Pop, Electronic, Eclectic

Latin

DJ NOT TED Wouldnʼt You Like to Know

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Jane Goodall / Spoken Word, Jazz, Avant-Garde, Experimental

Rock & Roll

Progressive Rock, Jazz + Blues

KIMBERLY The Happy Hour

THE SPACE CADET Hymns for Hipsters

VALLY / BENGE Beats / Sex Fly

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DJ MADRE Lestronix

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Rock / Rhymes

DownBeat, Trip Hop Funk + Everything else.

RPM, Lounge, World, Groove, Acid Jazz, Beats

Hip-Hop / Urban Groove

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WENDY CARLOS Cosmic Rubbage

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JAY PAUL “What in the World?”

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JOHN DEBACCO Groove Conspiracy

DJ ZEFF Mixtape Radio

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EMILY Killer Tofu

DJ PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH The Sounds of Capitalism

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Electro/Hip-Hop

House / Dance

Hip-Hop / Spoken Word

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gained from immersing themselves in their material through the often-tedious recording process. Romans spent much of the following summer on the road, playing virtually any venue that would have them. As they traveled from nightclubs to basement shows to VFW halls and even roller rinks, they began to share bills with established acts.

And those acts started paying attention — most notably future BMA labelmates Ed Gein and Architect. The latter met Romans at a show at Wasted City, Gonyea’s recording studio/performance space in Colchester.

“It’s funny,” says Guy Kozowyk, BMA’s owner and founder. He was the guy Architect contacted immediately after seeing Romans’ set. “Those dudes like what they like, and they’re not quick to give praise to just anybody,” he points out. “I got this message from them saying, ‘You’ve gotta work with these guys; they’re unbelievable.’”

Romans had sent CDs and press kits to labels around the country, including BMA. But it wasn’t until the Architect show that the group saw a return on their efforts. “I’d heard the band before and liked them, but was kind of sleeping on pursuing them,” says Kozowyk. “But if you’re getting compliments from Architect, that means a lot, because those guys are all about live devastation. That definitely won me over and got me curious. The CD hasn’t really left my CD player since.”

Kozowyk is perhaps best known as the

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lead singer of innovative deathcore outfit The Red Chord, one of the more influential crossover acts in aggressive music. “The genre that we had started in a lot of ways has been somewhat bastardized by the fact that there’s a million and one of these deathcore-style bands out there right now,” he says. “Every label is just oversaturating the style that we kind of spearheaded in the beginning. So I’ve reverted to seeking out different avenues with the bands I’m willing to spend my time with. I want to be working with bands that are doing things for the right reasons.”

One of those bands turned out to be Romans — who, while certainly heavy, are hardly deathcore. “A lot of my roots are in that Converge punk-rock world. I like a lot of the turmoil-style hardcore,” says Kozowyk, then adds, “Romans, to me, definitely have a good combination. It’s very punk-rock-based. And as much as it’s comforting and it’s familiar, it doesn’t sound like anything. It’s a breath of fresh air, that in the midst of so many of these bands doing the same thing, these guys come out with this, like, back-to-basics, punk-rock-rooted, hardcore-style record. It hit me in a way a lot of bands hadn’t in a long time.”

The Internet age has brought a seismic shift away from labels, large and small, as more and more artists seek their fortunes on their own. In that sense, Romans have made themselves something of an oddity with

their choice to sign on the dotted line, particularly at such a tender age. But Romans are not your typical band, nor is BMA your typical label.

albeit one with some pretty hefty friends — that has earned respect and brand loyalty in the heavy music scene. Those are assets you can’t buy — a fact not lost on Romans. “It

It’s a breath of fresh air, that in the midst of so many of these bands doing the same thing, these guys come out with this, like, back-tobasics, punk-rock-rooted, hardcorestyle record.

GUY KOZOWYK, BLACK MARKET ACTIVITIES

Says Kozowyk, “I stand by all my bands, and I stand by all my releases, and I’ve been able to make ends meet by working with stuff that I truly love. I do everything I can to expose my bands to bigger audiences and legitimize what they’re doing — as opposed to [their] just being another good band with, like, a MySpace site. It’s a tough world right now, and there’s more competition than there’s ever been.”

BMA is essentially a specialty label —

solidifies the perspective towards your band from both angles,” says Savage. “From the label’s angle, it’s having a good, solid band on the label. And they can see that we want to be in it for the long haul.”

Adds Gonyea, “We have the validity of having a label. And people who know the label and know the bands realize that we’re still doing it all ourselves. They’ll help us with promotion and distribution. But ultimately, we control our own future.” �

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OUT THE HASSE (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. GARY PEACOCK (acoustic), Monopole Downstairs, 10 p.m. NC. ST. PATTY’S DAY PARTY WITH BOOTLEG (rock), Olive Ridley’s, 10 p.m.

NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m.

– 4 a.m. NC. 18+.

FULL CIRCLE (rock), Krazy Horse Saloon, 10 p.m. NC. THE PULSE OF BOSTON (funk), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $10.

HI8US (groove-pop), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $5.

KARAOKE CHAMPIONSHIP WITH JOHN WILSON & DANGER DAVE, Piecasso, 9:30 p.m. NC. GREEN TEA (jam), The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 10 p.m. $5.

LASLO CAMEO (Americana), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

Conversely, there’s nothing less hip than airbrushed Nashville pop-country. What then to make of Tracy Lawrence? The mega-selling country crooner has had more than 20 top-10 hit singles — including 16 number ones — and recently parted ways with the evil empire, Atlantic Records, to form his own indie-country imprint, Rocky Country Records. Someone ought to buy the dude some blackrimmed spectacles. This Saturday, the midnight cowboy scoots his boots into the Higher Ground Ballroom and boogies with Burlington’s very own countryrock ingénues, Rumble Doll.

WOLVES, Banana Winds Café & Pub, 7:30 p.m. NC. LONGFORD ROW, 3 LEFT FEET (Celtic), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 3 p.m.

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THE CABIN FEVER SERIES: THE SPEED BUMPS (chamber rock), Langdon St. Café, 3 p.m. Donations.

THE FLOORBIRDS (country), Main Street Bar & Grill, 7 p.m. NC. DAVID MURPHEY (American roots), Capitol Grounds, 1 p.m. NC.

:: northern ST. PATTY’S IRISH FIDDLE RECITAL, Bee’s Knees, noon. NC, followed by BOREALIS BLUES, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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Ground Showcase Lounge, 7 p.m. $12/14. AA. PINE STREET JAZZ WITH MATT WRIGHT, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 6 p.m.

NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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OLD TIME SESSIONS, Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC; HOT JAZZ SESSIONS, 5 p.m. NC; LIVE MUSIC, 7 p.m. NC’ IRISH SESSION WITH TRINITY, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 5 p.m. NC. SUGAR HIGH WITH TRICKY PAT & ELLIOT (open turntables), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. MI YARD REGGAE NIGHT WITH DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS, Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. FAMILY NIGHT (open jam), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. U18 DANCE PARTY WITH DJ ZEPH (hip-hop, reggae), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $8. 13-17.

SECONDHAND SERENADE, MAKING APRIL, WHITE TIE AFFAIR, AUTOMATIC LOVELETTER (pop), Higher

OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. POETRY JAM, Parima Acoustic Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC. MONOPRIX (swampy-tonk), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. HEAL IN SESSIONS WITH DJ BRIANDEYE & REVERENCE (roots, dub), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. SILENT MIND, SEAWOLVES IRISH BAND (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m.

NC/$5. 18+.

SICK PUPPIES, DROPPING DAYLIGHT, WHEN HEROES DIE, MAUI IN ITHACA (modern rock), Higher Ground Ballroom, 7:30 p.m. $12/14.

AA. JUSTIN & THE CRACKERS, BROTHERS THROUGH GLASS, WORKINGMAN’S ARMY (rock), The Monkey House, 8 p.m. $5.

IRISH CELEBRATION WITH THE SEA-

:: champlain valley NORTH STAR (Irish), Two Brothers Tavern Upstairs, 9 p.m. NC.

ABBY O’JENNE & THE IRISH ENABLERS (rock), Charlie O’s, 8 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m.

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THE FAMILY FLOOD (Irish), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 6:30 p.m. $3-5.

:: northern ST. PATTY’S PARTY WITH CLONING COOPER (Irish), Monopole, 10 p.m.

NC. GRAHAM WRIGHT & FRIENDS (Irish), Olive Ridley’s, 8 p.m. NC. ST. PATRICK’S DAY BASH WITH THE NERBAK BROTHERS (rock, Irish), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $5.

ST. PATTY’S DAY PARTY WITH MUD CITY RAMBLERS, PAYBACK (bluegrass, James Brown tribute ), The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

TUE.18 :: burlington area

GUAGUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC. HONKY TONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. $3.

PARIMA ISLAND NIGHT WITH DJ SKINNY T (reggae), Parima Main Stage, 9 p.m. NC. BLUE GARDENIAS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. WORLD BASHMENT WITH JON DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall, hiphop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC.

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URGENCY (reggae-rock, funk, rock), Memorial Auditorium, 7:15 p.m. $35.50/38.50. AA. BAD SUIT, AUTOBAHN (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. GTD PRESENTS: THE SPOT (hip-hop open mike), Club Metronome, 9 p.m.

NC/$5. 18+.

U18 DANCE PARTY WITH DJ ZEPH (hip-hop, reggae), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $8. 13-17.

OPEN TURNTABLES NIGHT, The Green Room, 9:30 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC TUESDAY WITH BRADY MURPHY, BIC, Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. BLUEGRASS JAM, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: central KARAOKE, Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. NATE PERHAM (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by EMMA WEISS (singersongwriter), 9:15 p.m. Donations.

BLUE FOX (blues), Main Street Bar & Grill, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Olive Ridley’s, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Piecasso, 9 p.m. NC. TWO-FER TUESDAY WITH JEREMY HARPLE (folk), The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 7:30 p.m. NC. KELLY RAVIN TRIO (folk, rock), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

WED.19 :: burlington area

ENSEMBLE V (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. HUMP DAY COMEDY SERIES, Parima Acoustic Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. DJ CRE8 (hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. FRED SHAFER, 28N (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+.

OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza, 10 p.m.

NC. AA. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY WITH CLAN O’HANLEIGH, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m.

NC.

:: champlain valley OPEN POETRY SESSION, On the Rise Bakery, 7:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. TRIVIA NIGHT, Two Brothers Tavern Upstairs, 7:30 p.m. NC. RICK REDDINGTON & THE LUV (roots-

rock), Two Brothers Tavern, 10 p.m. NC.

:: central

HONKY-TONK HUMP DAY WITH MARK LEGRAND & FRIENDS, Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations; IRAQ WAR ANNIVERSARY FORUM WITH PARIAH BEAT (Americana), 7:30 p.m. Donations.

OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. BEYOND GUITAR HERO, Olive Ridley’s, 8 p.m. NC. BLUE FOX (blues), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. �

:: champlain valley SHOOTER NIGHT, City Limits, 5 p.m.

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chauffeur hauteur The movie Driving Miss Daisy snagged a Best Picture Oscar in 1989, but its tale of an elderly lady and her black chauffeur was originally a Pulitzer Prize-winning play — one of three written by dramaturge Alfred Uhry to portray Jewish culture in the Deep South. Set in 1948 Atlanta, the play concerns a proud 72-yearold white woman whose son insists she hire someone to help her get around safely. Aggrieved by the imposition on her independence, Miss Daisy at first distrusts her new employee, Hoke Colburn, but the pair eventually overcome their considerable differences to form a close friendship amid the era’s seething racial and religious tensions. Motor fast to catch the last week of Northern Stage’s production.

‘Driving Miss Daisy’

Wednesday through Sunday, March 12-16, Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, see calendar listings for various times. $17-48. Info, 296-7000. www.northernstage.org

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335.

FARMERS’ NIGHT CONCERT SERIES: The Vermont Philharmonic performs classical and popular faves at the House Chamber, Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2228.

HIGHLAND WEAVERS: Celtic folk takes center stage at a concert by this threemember band. Dorothy Alling Memorial Public Library, Williston, 4 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077.

drama ‘DRIVING MISS DAISY’: In this Pulitzer-Prize-winning play set in the 1948 Deep South, a sharp-tongued widow and her black chauffeur overcome mutual distrust to develop an unlikely friendship. See calendar spotlight. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $17-48. Info, 296-7000.

‘THREE DAYS OF RAIN’: In a Vermont Stage production of this play by Richard Greenberg, childhood friends meet to divide their late fathers’ legacy, and thereby unravel a decadesold mystery. See review, this issue.

FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25-28. Info, 863-5966.

‘THE IRISH PLAY’: Firefly Productions and the Burlington Irish Heritage Festival present Tim McGillicuddy’s romantic cultural-identity caper set in Dublin. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 644-2542.

VARIETY SHOW AUDITIONS: Talented folks try out for the chance to demo their skills at a mud-season showcase.

Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, call for time slot. Free. Info, 728-9878.

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film ‘THERE WILL BE BLOOD’: Based on an Upton Sinclair novel, this 2007 film follows a greedy turn-of-the-century oil prospector who puts business before both family and religion. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘THE FLOOD OF 1927’: A Vermont Public Television documentary about Vermont’s greatest natural disaster precedes a discussion of personal stories related to the event. Bradford Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 222-2436.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words ‘TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES’ SERIES: Readers of Truman Capote’s In Cold Blood scrutinize its treatment of an actual crime as material for a “non-fiction novel.” St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of former Vermont State Poet Grace Paley’s short stories compare notes at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 863-3403.

talks LITERATURE LECTURE: Former Massachusetts Review editor Jules Chametzky describes the contributions of Jewish-American writers to the U.S. literary canon. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘WORK & ART’ SERIES: Performance artist Maggie Sherman explains how she links labor-rights and economic issues to her own oeuvre. Community Room, Burlington College, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616, ext. 305.

ELECTION ASSESSMENT: Jon Margolis, a former national political correspondent for the Chicago Tribune, reviews 2008’s presidential prospects at a meeting of the League of Women Voters. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, www.cvlwv.org or 657-0242.

PLANT DISEASE BASICS: Gardening expert Ann Hazelrigg explains how to minimize illness in houseplants, veggie plots and landscapes. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5-10. Info, www.friendsofthe hortfarm.org or 864-3073.

TRAVEL TALK: Area resident Debi Gray shows slides from her 2005 trip to Ireland. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 453-2665.

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CONSUELO NORTHRUP BAILEY: Kevin Graffagnino, director of the Vermont Historical Society, chronicles the groundbreaking early 20th-century career of Vermont’s first female state’s attorney. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 878-5639.

HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 244-7036.

PETER THE MUSIC MAN: Educator Peter Alsen lets kids ages 3 to 5 try out various instruments and offers a fun intro to music theory. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 12:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-0313.

CHESS CLUB: King defenders ages 6 to 16 practice castling and various opening gambits. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-1207.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3.

Info, 658-7477.

WINTER WALKING: Seniors stretch their legs under cover at a former munitions depot slated to become a community center. Gosse Court Armory, Burlington, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3982.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 863-2345.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591.

ESL GROUPS: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 652-7080.

NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns.

South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m., & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339.

BINGO: A winning card could net cash at the Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $11.

Info, 863-3982.

CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the word.

Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510.

VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, neighborhood helpers hear about a program that coordinates friendly home visits and assistance for aging seniors. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360.

SPANISH CONVERSATION GROUP: Habla español? Brown baggers eat lunch and devour new vocab. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-3338.

‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Would-be cacti growers hear how to pamper prickly houseplants. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-2433.

WALDORF OPEN HOUSE: Parents of grade schoolers and kindergarteners assess alternative education methods. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext.

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‘PARENTING ON TRACK’: Authority figures hear how to build respectful and cooperative relationships with their kids. Barre City Elementary School, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-3292, ext. 115.

FARMERS’ TALK & LOCALVORE POTLUCK: People committed to consuming locally raised edibles share info, recipes and tasty inventions at Efficiency Vermont, 255 South Champlain Street, Burlington, 6 p.m.

Free, bring a dish to share. Info, www. eatlocalvt.org.

BURLINGTON BUSINESS & PROFESSIONAL WOMEN: Female managers, execs and entrepreneurs consider how to match Girl Scouts with state government mentors. Sirloin Saloon, South Burlington, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $19 includes dinner. Reservations and info, 899-3936.

CRAFTY CROCHET WORKSHOP: Find your inner hooker by learning basic techniques to create wool-fiber flowers. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $20 plus materials. Registration and info, www. thebobbin.com or 999-6202.

EMBROIDERERS’ GUILD: Savvy stitchers learn new needle techniques with colorful thread. The Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0198.

UKRAINIAN EASTER EGGS: Adults and kids older than 12 combine hollowed shells, vegetable dyes and wax to create seasonal treasures. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m.

Free, materials provided. Registration and info, 878-0313.

TOBACCO CESSATION: Smokers learn relaxation techniques to quit “cancer sticks” for good. Community Health Education Center, Rutland Regional Medical Center, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 747-3768.

‘CHOICES FOR SUSTAINABLE LIVING’: Community members hear about a reading and discussion course organized by the Vermont Earth Institute. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 333-3664.

HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: Before shopping, potential house hunters determine whether homeownership fits their needs. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.cvclt.org or 476-4493, ext. 211.

WEB ANALYTICS GROUP: Members of the Williston website-metrics company EpikOne host a networking event for professionals interested in learning how online marketing works. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 264-9794.

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Eric Engler handed me the gun. “Careful,” he said. “The trigger’s sensitive.”

I slowly squeezed the . . . pop-pop-pop!

“Well,” I said, “I guess it is.”

I regrouped and recalled the advice I had just heard an overbearing father relay to his school-aged son: “Sight. Breathe. Squeeze.”

I repeated that cycle six times before I hit my target — a glowing, incandescent light bulb perched inside an Oscar the Grouch-esque garbage can.

I was among a couple dozen people who brought their energy-sucking light bulbs to the Price Chopper, assassinated them with a paintball gun, and went home with compact fluorescent lights (CFLs). It was Al Gore meets “Rambo.” Ready. Aim. Save the Earth.

Wacky? Maybe. But it produced a successful event for the Essex Energy Task Force and Efficiency Vermont, which strongly urges Vermonters to use CFLs. “We’re trying to kick people in the paradigm,” said Tom Taylor of the Essex group, who broached the Bust-a-Bulb idea to town officials when they formed the task force in October.

“They said, ‘You want to do what?’” Taylor remembered. “It was like — ‘huh?’”

The idea, Taylor said, was to get frugal New Englanders to stop using incandescent bulbs until they wore out and, well, destroy ’em.

Engler quickly donated supplies from his Jeffersonville paintball shop.

“So, are we saving the environment through violence?” I asked Taylor.

“Simulated violence,” he said.

“I’m teasing.”

“I understand.”

As we walked to a nearby Aubuchon Hardware store, where Efficiency Vermont had set up shop, Taylor explained the statewide goal: If Vermonters in geographically targeted areas switch to CFLs, reductions in the annual summer and winter electric peak loads will curb the need for expensive utility upgrades. In turn, customers save big bucks on their light bills.

At Aubuchon, Kate Salerno of Efficiency Vermont and Essex task force chair Irene Wrenner were surrounded by CFLs and brochures — all printed on recycled paper, of course. Those who bought a 99-cent CFL also helped themselves to complimentary pizza, soda and cookies.

“This is the culminating event for us,” Wrenner said. She laughed and added, “Maybe the town will shut us down after this.”

Not if all those Essex boys who got to shoot out light bulbs on a Saturday have anything to say about it.

“Finally,” one of them said, after he hit the incandescent bull’s eye. “I killed it.”

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GERMAN-ENGLISH EXCHANGE: Anglophones practice foreign-language conversation with native speakers of Deutsch, and vice versa. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

STRESS REDUCTION WORKSHOP: Tense, tired folks learn how to notice and take care of situations that leach energy.

Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. PATRICK’S DAY CELEBRATION: A concert combines Burlington-based Celtic trio the Highland Weavers with student stepdancers and an Irish poetry reading. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 849-2387.

JASON VIEAUX: The classical guitarist performs with the group Mistral as a warm-up to a UVM Lane Series concert.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon.

Free. Info, 658-0245.

RICHARD MARX & MATT SCANNELL: The pop star responsible for the hit 1989 ballad “Right Here Waiting” shares the stage with the front man from the ’90s alt-rock band Vertical Horizon. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $25-45. Info, 775-0903.

BEGINNING GUITAR: String strummers learn basic chords and techniques with instructor Timothy Niemiec. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m.

Free; guitar provided if necessary.

Registration and info, 865-7228.

40TH ARMY BAND: Crackerjack military musicians play a Spanish march, a Scottish folk tune, and selections from the musical Les Miserables. Georgia Elementary & Middle School, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 338-3480.

NOON CONCERT: Organist George Matthew Jr. accompanies “liturgical dancers” Bonnie Dattillio and Rebecca Riel. First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1151.

drama ‘DRIVING MISS DAISY’: See March 12.

‘THREE DAYS OF RAIN’: See March 12.

‘WAVES OF MU’: Performance artist Amy Caron guides audience members on a quirky-yet-scientific exploration of how the brain relates to behavior. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Reservations and info, 865-7165.

film ‘THERE WILL BE BLOOD’: See March 12.

FLY FISHING FILM TOUR: Anglers and fishing buffs watch pros make elaborate casts on the big screen. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $15.

Info, www.flyfishingfilmtour.com or 971-238-0528.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Reservations and info, 479-4127.

‘ART FITS VERMONT’ INFO MEETING: Representatives from the Vermont Arts Council explain how creative types can participate in a statewide puzzle project. Rochester Town Hall, 11 a.m.

Free. Info, 985-3648.

words BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of The Women of Brewster Place by Gloria Naylor consider connections between community and family. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 849-2420.

‘COMPREHENDING TODAY’S MIDDLE EAST’: Readers of Karen Armstrong’s Muhammad: A Biography of the Prophet examine the founder of Islam.

Waterbury Public Library, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 244-7036.

LELAND KINSEY: The Northeast Kingdom-based scribe reads selections from his new epic poem and story The Immigrant’s Contract. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

‘ANTHROPOLOGY & SPIRITUALITY’: Poet and professor Adrie Kusserow, a contributor to the anthology Best American Poetry 2008, reads her work.

Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon.

Free. Info, 654-2536.

MORNING DISCUSSION: Readers of Susan Vreeland’s Girl in Hyacinth Blue ponder how paintings represent people — and transform them. South Burlington Senior Center, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

‘THE PLEASURES OF POETRY’: Poet Giuliana Mammucari voices verse at the Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

talks ‘THE GOOD FRIDAY AGREEMENT’: Father Joseph McLaughlin of the Society of St. Edmund considers whether First Minister of Northern Ireland Ian Paisley is an Ulster Nationalist. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 849-2387.

‘THE MOUNTAIN OF THE HOLY CROSS’: Humanities professor John McWilliams reflects on the fame of photographer W.H. Jackson’s signature image and other works inspired by the same landscape. Room 221, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

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Info, 453-4015.

DIVERSITY DISCUSSION: Representatives from Winooskiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s soon-to-open Community Center present info about a three-stage project to provide community services for all. Academic Enrichment Commons Lounge, Klein Hall, St. Michaelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s College, Colchester, 11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

TRAVEL TALK: Vermont-based photographer David Seaver shares documentary images he shot in Cambodia. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 652-7076. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LIVING WITH WOLVESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Walter Medwid, the executive director of the NorthWoods Stewardship Center, explains how wolves and humans coexist in the western Great Lakes region. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 7-8 p.m. $5. Info, 748-2372. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SCHOOLS & COMMUNITY IN THE ANDESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: East Montpelier resident Leah Erlbaum sums up research she conducted in Bolivia about that countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s decolonization of educational institutions. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE NUANCED MEANINGS OF HUMBUGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: David Fairbanks Ford, founder of White River Junctionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Main Street Museum, explains the long-term influence of P.T. Barnumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s circus museum. Tunbridge Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 889-9404. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE CHARISMATIC ORGANIZATIONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Leadership expert Shirley Sagawa discusses how effective nonprofits build and benefit from strong communities. The Great Room, Lake and College Building, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0516, ext. 245.

TREE TALK: Arbor aficionado Mark Heitzman describes planting a forest of black walnuts at the northern limit of that speciesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; growing range. Plainfield Town Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0526.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 12.

RICHMOND PLAYGROUP: Parents meet their neighbors, while their kids enjoy structured fun and snacks. Community Room, Richmond Free Library, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 434-7775.

WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 878-5639.

KIDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LITTLE ROOTSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; STORYTIME: Kids gather to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m.

Free. Info, 658-2433.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots aged 3 to 5 enjoy stories, rhymes, songs and crafts at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

PRESCHOOL STORIES: Future readers aged 2 to 5 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys.

Winooski Memorial Library, 11 a.m.

- noon. Free. Info, 655-6424.

MORNING STORIES: Local tale tellers engage kids of all ages with a mix of nursery rhymes, fairytales, songs and games. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

STORY TIME: Frolickers up to age 4 sit for stories and songs at Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 10 a.m.

Free. Info, 229-2819. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ITTY BITTY SKATINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Pint-sized bladers take to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $6. Info, 865-7558.

KIDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; WRITING WORKSHOP: Nascent scribes ages 6 to 12 put pen to paper for word games and round-robin stories. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216.

BILINGUAL PLAYGROUP: ÂĄHola, baby! A native Spanish-speaking mama leads gentle play and circle time at the Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $8. Info, 860-6842.

sport WINTER WALKING: See March 12.

ZUMBA FITNESS: Step-by-steppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with high-energy, international rhythms. Fitness Options, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $10, first time free. Info, 7343479. Olympiad Health & Racquet Club, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $10, first time free. Info, 310-6686.

TOUR DE CURE KICKOFF: Past and potential riders, sponsors and volunteers swap training and fundraising tips for a June cycling event to support diabetes research.

SkiRack, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 654-7716, ext. 3643.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 12.

DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives.

American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.

BICYCLE-PEDESTRIAN PLAN MEETING: Regional cyclists and walkers discuss ways of supporting human-powered transport throughout Chittenden County.

South Burlington City Hall, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, www.ccmpo.org or 660-4071, ext. 14.

PAID SICK DAY PUBLIC HEARING: Vermonters speak in support of state legislation enacting guaranteed days off for illness. Room 11, Statehouse, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 8.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 12.

CHARITY BINGO: See March 12.

VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-0198.

BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756.

QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one anotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free.

Info, 985-9965.

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Barre Municipal Auditorium

Hot Shots and Dunks Friday, March 21, 7 p.m.

ABA All-Stars in Slam Dunk and ThreePoint Contests. Plus: Vermont High School Hot Shots in their own Three-Point Contest presented by Community National Bank!

2008 ABA All-Star Classic presented by VSECU Saturday, March 22, 1:05 p.m.

Featuring Frost Heaves Issa Konare, Antonio Burks and coach Will Voigt!

SPECIAL

Wednesday, March 19, 7:05 p.m. in Barre Help send the ABA’s No. 1 team off to the Championships Intersectional in Quebec!

BONUS Game

vs. Atlanta Vision

Tickets for all events available at Allen Lumber in Barre, First in Fitness in Montpelier, and thru the Flynn Regional Box Office at flynntix.org; by calling 802-86-FLYNN; and at 153 Main Street in Burlington.

Special package prices for both All-Star events.

Groups of 20 or more, call 802-860-0082.

Follow the Frost Heaves on WSNO 1450 Barre, WJOY 1230 Burlington, WLVB 93.9 Morrisville, and watch live and archived webcasts FREE, at vermontfrostheaves.com

KEEPING SCORE In the European tradition of chamber music performance, instrumentalists strive to communicate the purpose of every aural detail, treating the notes and phrases of a composition like words in a poem. The London-based Florestan Trio epitomizes that style of expression. Violinist Anthony Marwood, cellist Richard Lester and pianist Susan Tomes have been performing together since 1995, to outstanding reviews. Tomes knows a little something about critical analysis — the first woman to read music in the 400-year history of King’s College, Cambridge, she’s also an opinion columnist for The Guardian. Judge the Florestan sound for yourself at a Middlebury program of works by Haydn, Brahms and Charles Ives.

FLORESTAN TRIO

Friday, March 14, Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $12-15. Info, 443-6433. www.florestantrio.com

FRENCH CONVERSATION GROUP: Would-be Francophones exchange info during déjeuner. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

SENIOR BREAKFAST: Area elders enjoy eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, homefries, juice and bottomless cups of coffee at the Heineberg Senior Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $3.

Info, 863-3982.

CURRICULUM OBSERVATION: Parents get a peek at Waldorf education in action, at both grade school and preschool classes. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 8:3010:30 a.m. Free. Reservations and info, 985-2827, ext. 12.

INDOOR GARDENING WORKSHOP: Micro-planters hear how to turn sunflower seeds into crunchy greens suitable for salads. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

STITCH-’N’-BITCH: Yarn handlers dish it out while fingers fly, and “Dr. Knit” provides optional problem solving for snarled projects. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m.

Free. Info, www.thebobbin.com or 999-6202.

FALL PREVENTION PROGRAM: Elders concerned about taking spills learn exercises to help maintain their balance. Champlain Senior Center, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 847-2278.

TROPICAL FISH CLUB OF BURLINGTON: Scott Dowd from the New England Aquarium describes a project to aid endangered Amazon River species. A fish-and-plant auction follows at the Burlington VFW Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-8716.

FARM MARKETING: Agricultural workers learn competition analysis in a hands-on workshop about promoting their businesses. UVM Extension Office, Berlin, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $40.

Registration and info, 223-2389, ext. 15.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. 40TH ARMY BAND: See March 13, Alexander Twilight Theater, Lyndon State College, Lyndonville.

‘A LATIN SERENADE WITH MISTRAL’: Classical guitarist Jason Vieaux, flutist Julie Scolnik and operatic soprano Maria Ferrante perform Sephardic songs and Piazzolla compositions, among other works. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, pre-concert talk 6:30 p.m., concert 7:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 863-5966.

THE BOYS OF THE LOUGH: Celebrate all things Celtic with traditional fiddle-driven tunes by this legendary Irish-Scottish folk band. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $17.

Info, 518-523-2512.

FLORESTAN TRIO: This British chamber music ensemble showcases selections

by Haydn, Brahms and Charles Ives.

See calendar spotlight. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $12-15.

Info, 443-6433.

LUCY KAPLANSKY & RICHARD SHINDELL: Two powerful singersongwriters team up for a double bill of modern city folk. See calendar spotlight. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-26. Info, 476-8188.

SWING NOIRE: This hot-club quartet offers acoustic jazz in the spirit of Django Reinhardt. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

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ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

FOLK DANCING: Learn traditional steps from around the world at a no-partner-necessary lesson. North End Studio, 294 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. $5.

Info, 863-6713.

drama ‘DRIVING MISS DAISY’: See March 12.

‘THREE DAYS OF RAIN’: See March 12. $32.

‘THE IRISH PLAY’: See March 12.

‘WAVES OF MU’: See March 13.

film TOURNEES FILM FESTIVAL: Feature films from France and francophone countries cover a wide range of plots and themes in a common language — with English subtitles. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2722.

WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL: From a biopic of the first female to win a seat in Afghanistan’s parliament to a video manifesto for working moms, two weeks of unique and compelling films celebrate all things female. Various Brattleboro locations and times. $8 per film. Info, www. womensfilmfestival.org or 257-7143.

‘YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN’: Teens take in Mel Brooks’ spoof of Mary Shelley’s literary classic. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6956.

‘ATONEMENT’: Keira Knightley and James McAvoy star in this adaptation of Ian McEwan’s 2001 novel about a love affair disrupted by lies and WWII. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

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If you enjoy working with young people, have strong content knowledge, and a Bachelor’s degree, check out the CCSU Teacher Apprenticeship Program, a 6-month teacher licensure program for career changers.

There are currently openings for fall 2008.

Information Session March 20, 2008

6:30 -7:30 PM Essex High School Library

Federico Rodrigues Harwood Union: Spanish

www.ccsuvt.org (TAP) or contact Jane Goodman at 802-734-5344/jgoodman@ccsuvt.org

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<calendar > FRI.14 << 23B ‘SPIRIT OF THE MARATHON’: This feature-length documentary captures the essence of the 26.2-mile sporting event by following three amateurs and two elite runners training for the Chicago Marathon. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, 60 Lake Street, Burlington, 6 & 8:30 p.m. $10.

Info, www.runvermont.org or 863-8412.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

talks FOOD SERIES: Vintner Ken Albert discusses the challenge of growing grapes in Vermont that are suitable for wine. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, www.eeevermont.org or 862-2531.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 12.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 12, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters age 3 and older gather for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 652-7080.

LINCOLN LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters up to age 5 form good reading habits in a tale-centered song-and-craft session. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216.

T-SHIRT MAKEOVERS: Fashionistas perform sewing surgery to create something stylish from old knitwear. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 865-7216.

‘PINT-SIZED SCIENCE’: Laboratory learners aged 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See March 12, 10 a.m.

WINTER WALKING: See March 12.

SPECIAL OLYMPICS VERMONT: A weekend of Olympic-style events highlights athletes’ abilities in alpine and Nordic skiing, snowboarding and snowshoeing.

Suicide Six Ski Area, Woodstock, all day, with opening ceremonies this evening. Free. Info, www.vtso.org or 863-5222.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 12.

‘WINTER SOLDIER IN D.C.’: Vermonters watch a live video feed of veterans testifying in the nation’s capital about their experiences in Iraq and Afghanistan. L.A.C.E., Barre, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.ivaw.org or 310-1943.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 12.

CHARITY BINGO: See March 12.

SENIOR BREAKFAST: See March 13.

TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

COMMUNITY DINNER: Local ingredients form the focus of a hearty winter meal at L.A.C.E., Barre, 5:30 p.m. $6-12.50.

Info, www.lacevt.org or 476-4276.

GERMAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Language learners buff up their vocab through casual chatting. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-3338.

FISH FRY: French fries and coleslaw come with haddock fixed two different ways.

St. Ambrose Parish Church, Bristol, 5-7 p.m. $5-9. Info, 453-2488.

FISH DINNER: Culinary volunteers dress up Lenten fare for families at St. Augustine Parish Hall, Montpelier, 5-7 p.m. $8. Info, 223-6430.

CENTRAL VERMONT GARDEN SHOW: Landscape exhibits, floral competitions, workshops and a “garden railroad” draw green thumbs to the Barre Civic Center, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. $4-10. Info, www. cvtgardenshow.org or 479-9038.

‘CELEBRATING CREATIVE MINDS’: More than 700 students and teachers from western Vermont towns collaborate for an evening of artwork, music, dance and theater. Essex High School, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 857-7000, ext. 1192.

CLOTH DIAPERING 101: Moms and dads get down and dirty with the finer points of posterior fashion and ecology.

Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 6-7 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 288-1002.

TABLE TALK: Jeff Roberts, author of The Atlas of American Cheese, shares stories about artisan cheesemakers and changes in U.S. agriculture. The Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, dinner 6:30 p.m. $35. Talk 7:30 p.m. Free.

Reservations and info, 453-2432.

AUDIOBOOK INTRO: Library patrons hear how to use a free download service to listen to literature on PCs, CDs or mp3 players. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

PEAK PITCH: Entrepreneurs and business owners outline their ideas to venture capitalists and angel investors during a chairlift ride up the mountainside.

Bolton Valley Resort, 8:30 a.m - 2 p.m. Free. Info, www.peakpitch.com or 923-1505.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. THE BOYS OF THE LOUGH: See March 14, Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $28-36. Info, 603-448-0400. The western Irish supergroup Dervish shares the stage.

CHIARA STRING QUARTET: The top-notch ensemble whose name means “clear” in Italian plays works by Beethoven and Schubert in addition to the world premiere of Vermont composer Erik Nielsen’s string quartet honoring the Chandler’s centennial.

Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $5-25. Info, 728-6464.

MARK SHELTON: The award-winning vocalist croons like the King in a medley of music by Elvis Presley, Bobby Darin, Roy Orbison and others.

Vergennes Opera House, 7 p.m. $10-15.

Info, 877-6737.

PENNYWHISTLE WORKSHOP: Wet your whistle? Tooters in training bring their own D instruments or a “Celtic low whistle” to a hands-on how-to. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m.

Donations. Info, 989-6906.

‘CRAZY ’BOUT PATSY’: Singer Sherrill Douglas performs a musical tribute to the country-western belle who went “Walkin’ After Midnight.” Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $12-30. Info, 476-8188.

SNAKE MOUNTAIN BLUEGRASS: Expect slithery solos on guitar, bass, banjo and mandolin from this old-time quartet.

Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

THE IRISH ROVERS: The trad-Celtic band formed in Toronto more than 40 decades ago by a pair of Irish immigrants marks St. Paddy’s weekend with rousing tunes. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $25-30. Info, 775-0903.

‘PETER GRIMES’: Aria aficionados see and hear a Metropolitan Opera production of Benjamin Britten’s epic about an English outsider as part of a live satellite broadcast. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 1 p.m. $25. Info, 603-646-2422.

ST. PATRICK’S DAY CELEBRATION: Middlebury College artist-in-residence François Clemmons voices rousing tunes along with other vocalists, and the Celtic-jam-rock band Market Zero rounds out the night. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

SARAH BLAIR: The Vermont-based Irish fiddler pairs step dancing with jigs and Emerald Isle airs in a workshop and solo concert. First United Methodist Church, Burlington, workshop 5-6:30 p.m. $10. Concert 7-8:30 p.m. $10.

Info, 863-5966.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: See March 14.

CONTRA DANCE: Caller Will Mentor sequences steps to fiddle-and-guitar tunes by the band Lularose. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163.

BALLROOM DANCE: Soul and jazz singer Jenni Johnson and friends provide live music for a practice session of Latin, swing and ballroom steps. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-11 p.m. $6-12. Info, 985-5735.

FAMILY DANCE: Movers and shakers of all ages boogie down to directions by caller Rachel Nevitt, then belly up to a potluck dinner to support the H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $10 per family, bring a dish to share. Info, 863-2199.

drama ‘DRIVING MISS DAISY’: See March 12.

‘THREE DAYS OF RAIN’: See March 12, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $23-32.

‘WAVES OF MU’: See March 13.

film TOURNEES FILM FESTIVAL: See March 14.

WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL: See March 14.

‘ATONEMENT’: See March 14, 7 & 9 p.m.

‘PAN’S LABYRINTH’: In this macabre fantasy set in 1944, a 12-year-old girl seeks entry to a magical kingdom after moving to a Fascist army post in the Spanish countryside. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-6433.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. STUDIO PLACE ARTS GALA: Barre’s own art gallery hosts a nautical costume party featuring music by The Camomilla Quartet, among others. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 7-9 p.m. $15-25 includes desserts. Info, 479-7069.

words PULITZER PRIZE WINNERS: Using Wallace Earle Stegner’s Angle of Repose as a starting point, would-be critics review what makes a book award-worthy.

Varnum Memorial Library, Jeffersonville, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 644-6632.

FRAN STEWART: The Atlanta-based mystery author and former Vermont resident shares excerpts from her books about Biscuit McKee, a middle-aged librarian turned detective. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

talks WORLD GARDEN TOUR: Traveler and photographer Kelly Sweeny presents an overview of well-designed plant plots throughout Europe and beyond.

Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 9:30-11 a.m. $10. Registration and info, 660-3500.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY HISTORICAL SOCIETY: Architecture buff David Farrington Jr. offers a walk-through tour of a Queen City landmark originally constructed as a chocolate factory in 1917. 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2761.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 12.

WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: See March 13, 10-11 a.m.

‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

KIDS’ CRAFT LAB: Small hands work with recycled materials to make new stuff.

The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $5 per child. Info, www.thebobbin.com or 999-6202.

CELTIC HERITAGE DAY: Youngsters hear classic Irish tales, learn a few words of Gaelic, weave a Brigid’s cross and write in calligraphy. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 989-6906.

MARCH TALES: Reader Marilyn McDowell matches lions and lambs in a seasonally appropriate story hour. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 10:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050.

‘MAPLE SYRUP SCIENCE’: Taste test some golden sweet stuff, make and toss seed “helicopters,” or participate in sap-measuring. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

sport ZUMBA FITNESS: See March 13, Fitness Options location only, 9:30 & 11 a.m.

SPECIAL OLYMPICS VERMONT: See March 14.

LEPRECHAUN SNOWSHOE CLASSIC: Peppy hoofers kick up their heels in a 5K race over Colchester High School’s trails. Kids can join in for a one-mile route at Bayside Park, Colchester, 11 a.m. $15. Info, www.rehabgym. com/snowshoe.html or 861-0111.

FAMILY SKATING PARTY: Face painting, music and games accompany fun on ice. Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 862-8993, ext. 145.

activism ‘WINTER SOLDIER IN D.C.’: See March 14, 2-3:30 p.m. Also at the CVTV Studios, 386 North Main Street, Barre, 4-6:30 p.m.

etc BINGO: See March 12.

CHARITY BINGO: See March 12.

CENTRAL VERMONT GARDEN SHOW: See March 14.

FRENCH ROUNDTABLE: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050.

WINTER FARMERS’ MARKET: Shoppers seeking locally raised edibles pick up root vegetables, cheeses, pickles and other lavish provender at the Old Strand Theater, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 287-9311.

SLEIGH RIDES: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of Shelburne Farms. Rides depart every half-hour from the Welcome Center, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $6-8. Info, 985-8442.

‘SUGAR ON SNOW’ PARTY: Hardenedmaple-syrup edibles usher in spring at Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, noon - 4 p.m. $4, free to watch. Info, 985-5054.

LAMBING CLINIC: Sheep specialist Chet Parsons explains how shepherds help birth baby ewes and rams throughout February and March. Shelburne Farms, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. $35. Registration and info, 985-8686, ext. 341.

KNOWLEDGE EXCHANGE: A computer whiz offers PC owners 10 ways to speed up their machines. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

AARP TAX FILING WORKSHOP: Volunteer experts help seniors and folks from low-income households get their financial affairs set for the IRS. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

HOMEBUYERS’ WORKSHOP: Before getting into debt, potential house hunters gather info about real estate valuation and mortgage financing methods. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $60 includes materials. Info, www.cvclt.org or 476-4493, ext. 211.

LIGHTING FOR VIDEO: Scene setters who’ve taken an access-orientation workshop learn how to handle and operate the lights and stands used in studio and field productions. VCAM Channel 15 Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.

- 1 p.m. Free. Info, www.vermontcam. org or 651-9692.

SEWING MACHINE INTRO: Feed dogs?

Zipper feet? First-timers learn the anatomy of sewing aids in a two-hour course, then take a test drive and plan an easy project. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $30 includes one additional hour of open sewing time. Registration and info, www.thebobbin.com or 999-6202.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. GREEN MOUNTAIN OPERA FESTIVAL GALA: Metropolitan Opera soprano Wendy Nielsen sings arias and ensembles accompanied by bass Taras Kulish, mezzo-soprano Wendy Hoffman and pianist Esther Gonthier. Round Barn, Waitsfield, cocktails and dinner 6 p.m., concert 8 p.m. $65 includes dinner, $20 concert only. Info, 496-7722.

BURLINGTON IRISH HERITAGE FESTIVAL CEILI: Do-it-yourself music and dancing is the order of the day at this multi-instrumental Celtic jam session. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6353.

IRISH MUSIC SHOWCASE: Multiple groups of Vermont musicians pay tribute to the Emerald Isle in a concert that includes Patti Casey, Trinity and O’hAnleigh. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6 p.m. $15. Info, 860-6403.

NORTHERN HARMONY: This select vocal ensemble offers ethnic Easter music from Georgia, England, Spain, Italy and the U.S. Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 4:30 p.m. $8-12. Info, 426-3210.

‘GREEN IN THE BLUE’: Celtic music

by Kevin and Katie McKrell sets off a history program about Irish immigrants in the Adirondacks. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 1:30 p.m. $4. Info, 518-523-2512.

DIANA FANNING: The pianist and member of Middlebury’s music faculty presents Bach’s Partita in D Major, Janácek’s “In the Mist,” and various works by Frederic Chopin. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

SUNDAY CONCERT: Organist Lynette Combs, oboist Andrea Brightenback and soprano Betsy Bingham collaborate for arias by J.S. Bach and arrangements of English folk songs. Grace Methodist Church, Plainfield, 4 p.m. $8. Info, 426-3581.

MAD RIVER CHORALE A CAPPELLA SINGERS: A new vocal group performs Beatles tunes and jazz standards, sans accompaniment. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 496-4781.

KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with call-and-response chants in Sanskrit. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-9404.

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ARE YOU IN THE MOOD? ALL IN THE FAMILY The Canadian band Leahy isn’t your average trad-folk outfit: Its eight members are brothers and sisters who grew up on an Ontario farm. (The Leahys aren’t related to Vermont’s senior U.S. senator, but eldest brother Donnell is married to Cape Breton-based fiddle phenom Natalie MacMaster.) Known for their energetic yet down-home approach to Celtic tunes, the siblings specialize in fiddle-driven instrumental music, augmented by keyboards, vocals and percussion. Concerts typically end with a step-dancing octet finale that, in the words of one Time Out New York reviewer, “makes Riverdance look like Lawrence Welk reruns.” The group’s St. Patrick’s Day show fits right into a host of Emerald Isle-themed events that compose this week’s Burlington Irish Heritage Festival. Check the calendar listings for ways to “go green” that don’t involve viridescent beer.

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HINESBURG ARTIST SERIES CONCERT: Harpist Grace Cloutier and trumpeter Guy Piddington guest solo in a chorus-and-orchestra performance of Brahms’ German Requiem, among other works. St. Jude Catholic Church, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 482-4691.

drama ‘DRIVING MISS DAISY’: See March 12, 5 p.m.

‘THREE DAYS OF RAIN’: See March 12, 2 p.m. $23.

‘WAVES OF MU’: See March 13.

film WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL: See March 14.

‘ATONEMENT’: See March 14, 1:30 & 7 p.m.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words FRAN STEWART: See March 15, South Burlington Community Library, 2 p.m.

Free. Info, 652-7076.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 12.

‘MAPLE SYRUP SCIENCE’: See March 15.

sport SPECIAL OLYMPICS VERMONT: See March 14, closing ceremonies in the afternoon.

MOUNT MANSFIELD: Hardy hikers mark winter’s last weekend on a moderate, 6-mile outing up Vermont’s highest peak. Call for Underhill State Park meeting location and time. Free. Info, 879-0755.

GREEN MOUNTAIN DERBY DAMES: Buff ladies practice rough roller skating for future matches with other regional roller-derby teams. Gosse Court Armory, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, greenmountainderbydames@ gmail.com or 862-5621.

activism SING OUT FOR PEACE: Voices harmonize in hope for an end to conflict in the Middle East and elsewhere.

Unitarian Church, Middlebury, 3 p.m.

Free. Info, 462-2872.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See March 12, 2 & 7 p.m.

CENTRAL VERMONT GARDEN SHOW: See March 14, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.

SLEIGH RIDES: See March 15.

‘SUGAR ON SNOW’ PARTY: See March 15.

COMMUNITY BRUNCH: A live band serenades weekend breakfasters at a spread featuring fluffy pancakes.

L.A.C.E., Barre, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $6-12.50. Info, www.lacevt.org or 476-4276.

MAPLE FESTIVAL: See sap boiling in a cast-iron kettle over an open fire, then sample “spun gold” — maple cotton candy. Middletown Springs Green, 1-4 p.m. Free to attend, various prices for foodstuffs. Info, 235-3700.

NUTRITION WORKSHOP: Food education coordinator Caroline Homan explains how to eat well on a budget. City Market, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 863-3659, ext. 201.

‘INTRO TO FOREST GARDENING’: Permaculture designers Keith Morris and Mark Krawczyk explain how to create a landscape of fruit trees, veggies and beneficial shrubs.

Greenhouse Student Living Center, University Heights, UVM, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $40. Info, http://bur lingtonpermaculture.googlepages.com or 999-2768.

QUEER CRAFT CIRCLE: Lesbian, gay, bi and transgender creators get their craft on in a supportive sphere. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, www. thebobbin.com or 999-6202.

CORNED BEEF & CABBAGE DINNER: Irish music accompanies a sit-down feast with seasonal staples. Masonic Lodge, Waitsfield, 5 p.m. $5-9. Info, 496-6818.

‘BACK IN THE DAY’: The Burlington branch of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom hosts a forum for women who engaged in women’s lib, peace and civil-rights activism from the 1960s to ’80s.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 12:30-3 p.m. Free. Info, 999-6975.

FRENCH-ENGLISH CONVERSATION GROUP: Speakers of Anglais swap syllables with native French speakers in a parlez session at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7211.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. LEAHY: Eight siblings from Ontario bring a bit o’ the Emerald Isle westward with singing, fiddling and step-dancing. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $29-39. Info, 863-5966.

SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilianstyle community drumming troupe.

New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107.

OTTER CREEK CHORAL SOCIETY: Vocalists rehearse music from the 1950s for an upcoming spring concert.

Vergennes Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2921.

MUSIC RECITAL: Composition student Toby Aronson performs works by Benjamin Britten, John Dowland and J.S. Bach on classical guitar. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-3040.

TAIZE EVENSONG SERVICE: Musical prayers call for peace as part of a meditative, ecumenical program that follows the model of a French monastic community. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-0471.

film WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL: See March 14.

‘ATONEMENT’: See March 14.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See March 13.

words IRISH STORIES: Tale-spinner Linda Costello entertains all ages with St. Paddy’s Day peregrinations. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6955.

talks CLARINA HOWARD NICHOLS: Community College of Vermont history prof Lyn Blackwell examines one of the Green Mountain State’s early advocates of women’s rights, circa 1850. Room 005, Hauke Family Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 651-5961.

HUMANITIES SERIES: UVM math prof emeritus Roger Cooke sums up the state of science in China, the Middle East and Europe — circa 500 B.C.E. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, www.eeevermont.org or 862-2531.

‘SHAMROCKS IN THE GREEN MOUNTAINS’: Historian Vincent Feeney shares his research into Vermont’s connections with the Emerald Isle. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘SACRED SEA: A JOURNEY TO LAKE BAIKAL’: Environmental writer and radio journalist Peter Thomson, the founding producer of NPR’s Living on Earth, describes his journey to the world’s oldest, deepest and largest lake.

St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 748-8291.

‘A JEWISH PERSPECTIVE ON BIOTECHNOLOGY’: Philosophy professor Elliot Dorf of American Jewish University ponders whether scientists should consider themselves God’s partners in creation. Room 220, McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2017.

‘RAISING OUR TEENS’: Speaker and author Ed Gerety shares specific techniques to break down communication barriers between parents and adolescents. Burlington High School Auditorium, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3841.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 12.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 12, for children ages 2-3.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See March 13.

MUSIC TIME: See March 13.

‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: See March 13.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

DADS’ GROUP: Fathers and fathersto-be bring offspring up to age 6 to a playgroup, meal and social hour.

Winooski Family Center, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 655-1422.

BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewishthemed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m.

Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 23.

MONDAY MUSIC: Local musician Mia Adams tells stories and sings kid-friendly faves. J.C. Penney seating area, University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext.

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sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See March 12, 10 a.m.

WINTER WALKING: See March 12.

ZUMBA FITNESS: See March 13, Olympiad location only, 8:15 a.m.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 12.

TOWN FORUM: Area residents and legislators listen to one another at a community breakfast. Town Hall, Lake Elmore, 7:30-9:30 a.m. Free.

Reservations and info, 635-1240.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 12.

‘MEMORY MONDAY’: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening. Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, call for appointment. Free.

Registration and info, 847-9488.

LEGISLATIVE BREAKFAST: Elected officials and businesspeople mix at a meal devoted to discussion of recently passed and pending bills. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 7:30 a.m. $16. Reservations and info, 863-3489, ext. 207.

INFO MEETING: A local representative of the Fresh Air Fund answers potential host families’ questions about how the program provides country summers for inner-city kids. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-8424.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. 311: The Nebraska-based rock-reggae outfit gigs after opening bands The Urgency and Slightly Stoopid take the stage. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7:15 p.m. $35.50. Info, 863-5966.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 655-2949.

dance SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

LINE DANCING: Boot scooters show off fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, beginners’ lesson 6-7 p.m., open dancing 7-9 p.m. $9.50. Info, 434-2891.

drama ‘UNIVERSITY OF MAJD: THE FATE OF A PALESTINIAN YOUTH’: Bread & Puppet founder Peter Schumann plays violin and narrates a sequence of paintings about a young man serving a 30-year prison sentence in Israel. Left Bank Books, Hanover, N.H., 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 603-643-4479.

film WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL: See March 14.

‘ATONEMENT’: See March 14.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Acoustic Lounge, Parima, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 999-1664.

CASTLE FREEMAN: The Newfane-based novelist reads from Go With Me, his backwoods story about a young woman victimized by a town bully. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

BOOK GROUP: Readers of Markus Zusak’s The Book Thief consider its depiction of a literary kleptomaniac in WWII Germany. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

talks ‘MAKING SENSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE’: Andrew Revkin, a science reporter for The New York Times, considers the effects of global warming on the North Pole and the White House. Campus Center Theater, Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3131.

‘INVESTING FOR A SUSTAINABLE FUTURE’: Members of this moderated readers’ discussion group ponder how and where to do good with their dough.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘NAVIGATING FAMILY CONVERSATIONS’: Attendees hear how to approach touchy subjects with relatives of all ages. Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice, Berlin, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 476-2671.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 12.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See March 14, for walkers up to age 3.

‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See March 14.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

TODDLER STORYTIME: Tykes under age 3 enjoy stories, songs and a snack at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

WINOOSKI STORYTIME: Preschoolers aged 2-and-a-half to 5 expend energy in finger play and song, then listen to tales. Winooski Memorial Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 655-6424.

DARK KNIGHT COMICS CLUB: Pencil- and pen-holders draw on their inner resources to produce paneled narratives. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

BOOK LUST PIZZA CLUB: Middle school students scarf slices while digesting books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956.

‘READ TO DIETER’: Canine-loving kids in grades K-5 gain confidence by voicing stories to a yellow Lab. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-6956.

ARTBOPS!: Messy art explorations are à la mode at this toddler-centric playtime to explore materials, textures and colors. Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 1-2 p.m. $6. Info, 288-1002.

KNIT & NURSE: Mamas bring their babies to chat and work on projects.

The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, www.thebobbin.com or 999-6202.

sport WINTER WALKING: See March 12.

ZUMBA FITNESS: See March 13, Fitness Options location, 5:30 p.m. Olympiad location, 7 p.m.

GREEN MOUNTAIN DERBY DAMES: See March 16, 9 p.m.

COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 12.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 12.

CHARITY BINGO: See March 12.

SENIOR BREAKFAST: See March 13.

CURRICULUM OBSERVATION: See March 13, Orchard Valley Waldorf School, East Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 456-7400.

PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.

ITALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Midday learners try lunch in a foreign language to sharpen communication skills. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

LABEL-SLEUTHING WORKSHOP: Family physician Dr. Robert Luby explains some of the stranger-sounding ingredients commonly found in processed foods.

City Market, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 863-3659, ext.

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CSA & FARMER SHOWCASE: Food providers from local “community supported agriculture” outfits offer info on how they produce veggies, meats and eggs.

Town Hall Theatre, Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

‘MOSS GARDENS’: Landscape designer Christine Cook explains how to cultivate low-growing, fluffy flora. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 864-3073.

WED.19 music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See March 12.

FARMERS’ NIGHT CONCERT SERIES: See March 12. The pro vocal ensemble Counterpoint voices ensemble works.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See March 12.

drama ‘OUR COUNTRY’S GOOD’: Champlain College theater students stage Timberlake Wertenbaker’s play about a British lieutenant who mounts Australia’s first theatrical production in a desolate prison camp. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966.

film WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL: See March 14.

‘ATONEMENT’: See March 14.

‘THE TRIALS OF DARRYL HUNT’: This documentary chronicles the deeply personal story of a man imprisoned 20 years for a crime he didn’t commit. A Q&A with Hunt, his attorney and the filmmakers follows. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 860-2784.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words PULITZER PRIZE WINNERS: Using James Agee’s A Death in the Family as a starting point, would-be critics review what makes a book award-worthy.

South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

LOUISE PENNY: The award-winning Canadian mystery author who penned The Cruelest Month describes her roots as a journalist and talk-show host in Toronto and Montréal. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7076.

SPOKEN WORD OPEN MIKE: Poet and freelance journalist Ed Barna reads at a gathering of bards voicing original verse and prose. Dobrá Tea, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 999-1664.

talks ‘HOLY WAR IN WORLD HISTORY’: Jihad?

Crusade? UVM professor emeritus Alfred Andrea traces the rationales by which various religious cultures have sanctified warfare. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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FOLK TALES Be they ballads, chanteys or introspective personal narratives, folk songs are first and foremost stories. Lucy Kaplansky knows how to write — and sing — super sagas. The crackerjack harmonizer started out crooning in Chicago bars, then connected with a Big Apple community of song scribes — including Suzanne Vega, John Gorka and Shawn Colvin — on her way to launching a solo career.

Enigmatic singer-songwriter Richard Shindell (pictured) played guitar in the Razzy Jazzy Spasm Band with a young Gorka; now he’s known as a master builder of songs that veer from the bitterly comic to the profoundly spiritual.

The two bards team up for a double bill at the Barre Opera House this weekend.

LUCY KAPLANSKY & RICHARD SHINDELL

Friday, March 14, Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-26. Info, 476-8188. www.barreoperahouse.org

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PANEL DISCUSSION: Members of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom consider ways to end racism. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, www. wilpfburlington.org or 999-6975.

NEUROLOGY TALK: A brain expert explains how to harmonize the reptilian, mammalian and human components of your noggin. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

ART LECTURE: UVM history professor Kevin Trainor discusses the role of masks in Sri Lankan healing rites.

Fleming Museum, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. $5. Info, 656-0750.

‘PHARAOHS OF THE SUN’: Mary L. Cornille, Chair of Ancient World Art at Boston’s Museum of Fine Arts, explicates images of three Egyptian rulers. Fleming Museum, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 656-0750.

UNIX USERS GROUP: Fans of the operating system discuss open-source tools for 3D graphics. Clear Bearing, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, www. uvm.org/vague or 862-6958.

SCIENCE LECTURE: UVM James Marsh Professor-at-Large Norman Myers traces the symptoms and sources of environmental problems. Sugar Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3131.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 12.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See March 12.

WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See March 12.

HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: See March 12.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 12.

PETER THE MUSIC MAN: See March 12.

CHESS CLUB: See March 12.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See March 12.

PAJAMA STORYTIME: Kids cuddle up in their nightclothes for an hour of bedtime stories, cookies and milk.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See March 12.

WINTER WALKING: See March 12.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 12.

‘WINTER SOLDIER IN D.C.’: See March 14, Statehouse Lawn, Montpelier, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 476-3154. Audio broadcast of soldiers’ testimonies offers post-facto facts to citizen activists. A vigil marking the start of the Iraq War’s sixth year starts at 4 p.m.

‘BEYOND IRAQ’: Community members discuss the current state of U.S. foreign policy and military commitments. Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-3154.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 12.

ESL GROUPS: See March 12.

CHESS GROUP: See March 12.

NOONTIME KNITTERS: See March 12.

KNITTING POSSE: See March 12.

VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See March 12.

BINGO: See March 12.

CHARITY BINGO: See March 12.

VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: See March 12.

SPANISH CONVERSATION GROUP: See March 12.

‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: See March 12. Windowsill gardeners hear how to raise kitchen herbs indoors.

LEGISLATIVE BREAKFAST: See March 17, Capitol Plaza Hotel, Montpelier, 7:30 a.m. $15-20. Reservations and info, cvchamber@aol.com.

BURNHAM KNITTERS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Pointpushers create scarves, hats and mats at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

CONTINENTAL KNITTING: Garter stitchers learn how to work their needles European style. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $20 plus materials. Info, www.thebobbin.com or 999-6202.

‘GIFTED KIDS’ DISCUSSION: Parents and educators of above-average learners consider how to support their emotional needs. Green Mountain Center for Gifted Education, 73 Prim Road, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, lucybogue@ yahoo.com or 658-9941.

MUSHROOM WORKSHOP: Would-be fungi farmers hear how to cultivate shiitake, portobello and oyster mushrooms at home. Greenhouse Student Living Center, University Heights, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. $60. Info, http://burlingtonpermaculture. googlepages.com or 999-2768.

BREAKFAST BRAINSTORMING: Employees of nonprofits meet with marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals to learn to better convey their organizations’ messages. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6495.

AWARD CEREMONY: The women’s-advocacy nonprofit WomenSafe honors Beth Diamond, a local resource specialist for Vermont 2-1-1, for her commitment to helping families.

United Methodist Church, Middlebury, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-9180.

FOUNDERS’ DAY: A video presentation, service awards and a candlelight ceremony commemorate the origins of a Rutland institution established by nuns. Tuttle Hall Theater, College of St. Joseph, Rutland, 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 773-5900, ext. 3264.

NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH MEETING: St. Albans City Police officer Jason Wetherby introduces citizens to basic self-defense techniques. City Council Room, St. Albans City Hall, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 524-2166.

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Lily, 41, #108883 SOMETHING WITTY Witty gal looking for educated and fun-loving man. KBS802, 28, l, #108882 GIRL EATS WORLD - AND LIVES! I am physically active, when I have the time and the desire. I like good food, short stories, loud music, bawdy movies and long conversations. I like a man with a dry wit, who works smart and works hard. Getting dirty is a good thing. Getting dirty and enjoying it: even better. hapa, 35, l, #108875 SEXY, PASSIONATE, INTELLIGENT I’m a first-generation Vermonter who loves to be outside and watch the Red Sox! I enjoy cooking, eating out, going to the movies, and reading great books. I want to see more of this country and the world. I am drawn to guys who are straightforward, hardworking and respectful, and can make me laugh! soxchick319, 23, #106070 FUN, OUTGOING, ATTRACTIVE SINGLE MOM I am a single mother of two wonderful daughters. I am a hard worker and would eventually come home to a good man. I am not complaining by all means, ‘cause right now, I come home to my two girls. I love animals, fishing, camping, hiking and helping people who are less fortunate. Most of all, I love life. sweete75, 32, l, #108850

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I am laid-back and fun-loving. I know when to be serious but need someone who would enjoy and be able to keep up with my playful nature.

So if you’re looking for someone who can talk about about the state of AIDS in Africa and then talk about Jay and Silent Bob, then you have found me. :) vermonthippiee, 32, l, #108841 WISE MEN FISH HERE You and I might talk, feint, spar, dance, converse, pussyfoot around, endure, connect, count the minutes until the end of the encounter, couple, get new material. I have no idea, but go forward anyway. That and opposable thumbs give us the big advantage. ladyslipper, 47, #108830 HUMOR IS ESSENTIAL I believe in having fun, taking yourself only so seriously and then just having a good laugh because the gods sure are! I ski cross-country, kayak, hike and camp, go to plays, concerts and events. Looking for someone to do these with. catamounts2002, 52, #108764 HUMOROUS, THOUGHTFUL AND SINCERE, 49 My claim to fame is my motherhood. I seek an honest, sincere family guy, one who wants to integrate his life with his woman’s. Great communication is key. Hrgalvt, 49, u, l, #108822 SMILES A LOT Independent - not looking for a husband, just someone fun to do cool things with (a.k.a. boyfriend). Natural, good sense of humor, outgoing, easy to talk to, honest. SWF, divorced, no issues. Like outdoor activities, music, dancing, dining, movies or just hanging out. lunasea, 46, l, #108707 JANE THE BUDDHIST I am a practicing medicine woman of many cultures reincarnated into this body, which I enjoy and worship. I am here now to be of service. I am into the divine, unlocking hidden passions, pursuing one’s journey, expanding your breath and consciousness, looking at the stars, sitting by a river, listening to plants, talking to the stones. Rainbowmama, 31, #108812 SEEKING DANCE CLUB PARTNER Looking for enthusiastic, energetic, fun, friendly 20-something male to go hip-hop/ top-40 club dancing on weekends. Me: 22year-old female who loves to dance, have fun, and make new friends. If interested, please contact me! daydreamer, 22, l, #108808 TRADITIONAL WITH A FUNKY EDGE My daughter has been “encouraging” me to place a personal ad for quite some time. I’m reluctant but game. Me: humorous, cheeky, outgoing, spiritual, creative, loving. You: honest, respectful, secure, drug-free (alcohol occasionally), openminded, humorous, affectionate. My pleasures: family, friends, kids, reading, birding, animals, farmers’ markets, gardening, porches, autumn, the seashore, the color purple, camping, Mexico.

Your pleasures: compatible. MoonChild48, 47, l, #108777

WOMEN seeking WoMEN READY TO PLEASE YOUR PAWS I’m a reliable, loving cat and dog owner. My friends can count on me when they need me the most. I believe in being honest, even if it means I have to hurt someone’s feelings. I’m a family-oriented person. If I were younger, I would probably have lots of kids and a bigger house. I have learned from my mistakes. kh14, 47, l, #108870 IS YOUR ASS ON FIRE? What’s the rush? They call me old-fashioned, but I’m down. The way the world is moving lately, I don’t know if I want to keep up.

24 years young and in no kinda hurry. Just looking for someone to be human with.

Ideally, young, attractive, compassionate and willing to discover life. Expect nothing and always be delighted. HokeyPokey, 24, l, #108760 IT’S A LEAP YEAR WITH INTENTIONS Enchanting, Darling, really. I went from wonderland to nowhere land, feeling like a nowhere (wo)man and back again. Curious journey, lots of changes. Ready for a not-somad tea party. Looking for sensible, or nonsensible women for fun, friendship love, lust and lesbian community. It’s a new frontier, an expansive new horizon. I’m not far-out strange, I’m far-out groovy. Way cool. annju, 40, #108751

SCHOLAR-ATHLETE-MUSICIAN LOVES THE BACKCOUNTRY I’m a med student who’s loyal, spontaneous, goal-oriented, health-conscious, a busybody with affinity for the domestic pleasures, and a sucker for experiences off the beaten track.

Interested in cooking, art/culture, local music venues (esp. for hip hop), climbing, carving powder, whitewater kayaking, ultimate frisbee, enjoying tea and conversation. Seeking an intellectual, physical connection to grow into.

You? arbornaut, 28, l, #108856 NATURE FANATIC Physically fit, handsome and health-conscious chemist/biologist. I’ve just moved to VT from NY and I don’t know anyone in the area.

Looking for an energetic girl to enjoy the outdoors with or hang and watch a movie.

I’ll even cook a nice dinner for you! I enjoy hiking and camping. Seeking casual dating, a friendship and possibly more. natureluv, 34, u, l, #108855 HELLO! HOW ARE YOU? I don’t really know how to explain myself that well. Just message me and ask what you wanna know. ilovethatass, 27, #108853 I DO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! SWPM, 37, 6’1”, 160 lbs., honest, openminded, love traveling, Asian culture and food, cats, walks, outdoors or staying home.

ISO caring, open and health-minded SAF for LTR. Let’s enjoy life together. nekovt, 37, u, l, #101022

NO OTHER DAY LIKE TODAY To you, whoever you might be, hello and welcome to me: a fun-loving, caring person who won’t take shit from people unless warranted. And who believes that every day needs a good laugh. I’m 5’ 3” with an athletic figure. I love to be outside but enjoy a movie or a good book. Peeg, 21, l, #108684

YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET! I’m 25 and single. I have a 3-year-old son who does not live with me. He is the most important thing in my life. I love to laugh, have fun and just do whatever. Not good at making plans; I usually just get up and go.

Looking for a woman who can have fun and enjoy life. chaloux13, 25, l, #108829

FUN AND OUTGOING So, I am a girl who loves to go out to eat or to a movie. I also don’t mind staying home and making dinner. I am athletic, I love to go out dancing, and I enjoy live music. I hope to find someone who does as well. I love to travel or leave for a romantic weekend. NBIV1010, 24, #108468

WHAT’S GOING ON? I’m laid-back, enjoy going out, reading, hiking, skiing, film, music. I’m introverted sometimes and extroverted at other times. I’m a student of history and politics. My profession is land use. cd, 33, l, #108824

MEN seeking WoMEN AMBITIOUS, ENERGETIC, PLAYFUL Hardworking guy living in B.F.E. looking for a partner-in-crime to share adventures. Me: love to play outside in sun, snow and rain. Miss dining out over long conversations. Catching flicks. Traveling to distant lands. Enjoying life’s beauty and pain. You: confident in yourself. Happy in life. playoutsidevt, 31, #108897 NICE, ACTIVE, FUN YOUNG MAN! I spend most of my free time in the gym, snowboarding, x-c skiing and snowshoeing. I try to travel as much as possible, like to cook (and eat), go for coffee, read (novels, history, The New Yorker, left-wing blogs), listen to NPR or old-school rap, shoot the bull, talk politics.

Looking to meet someone with similar interests. KA1, 27, l, #108895 JUST CAN’T HELP IT Just how delightful am I? Ever so. Always in motion, sometimes without moving. If you have unity and duality, do you get trinity? I love the Green Mountains. My work takes me all over. Perhaps I’ll try a tropical summer and come back for the snow. soblacksowhite, 32, l, #108887 LOOKING FOR MY PRINCESS I have recently moved to Vermont and now I am looking to meet someone (maybe you) to explore this beautiful state. I love to be outside. Don’t get me wrong, I am all for ordering in and watching a movie. But I’m also up for anything. If you think we match, let me know and - who knows? phranck, 28, l, #108864

LOVER OF WILD PLACES Student of the gentle arts of relaxation looking for a woman who is either a master of those arts or a fast learner. I love soft jazz (Ben Webster, Miles Davis: Kind of Blue), cooking tasty and healthy meals, good books and good friends. I’ve dreamed my dream in life and worked hard to make it reality. natureartist, 51, l, #101043 HANDSOME, ATHLETIC, INDEPENDENT VERMONT MAN Hi, all you single ladies! I’m currently looking for a lucky woman to spend time with me.

Yeah me, the guy with the looks and charm and yes, intelligence, and let’s not forget, I’m not looking for a mommy, I do just fine: I’m self-employed and financially sound, and, yes, I own my home. Notice I use the word “yes” often; now can you say yes? lcbbevins, 47, l, #108793 PASSIONATE LION SEEKS LIONESS I’m a physically active gentleman, smart, driven, curious, energetic, outgoing, passionate and supportive. I seek an attractive woman who knows what she wants, enjoys challenging others, seeks intimate connections, is modestly confident and definitely smart and active. Someone who can add some zest in my pursuit to truly explore life. wandering_sage, 24, l, #108780 SMILE AND RELAX I’m looking for a woman who will shake up my world without judging me. I don’t want to play games. I always want to say what I feel.

I’m looking for someone with a good heart who has her feet on the ground. I’m happy and I want her to be, too. searching, 52, l, #108779

STILL LOOKING I like to ride my bike. If you have your own ride, that’s a huge plus, or going two up can be good. I listen mostly to hard rock/metal; I really don’t care for county music and NASCAR does nothing for me. I like to cook and enjoy a good dinner with wine and great conversation. rtbiker64, 43, l, #108771 LOOKING Hi. I work hard at my job which takes up a lot of my time but I like doing all the normal stuff, like days out, nights out, nights in, shopping, seeing my friends. I like being around people who have a positive attitude and hope to find someone for a long-term relationship. andrew, 27, l, #106035 NICE GUY SEEKING NICE GAL Nice guy looking for fun gal, likes Sinatra, Tony Bennett, classic movies and great places for dinner and music. Devoted Red Sox fan. mikew, 51, #108742 UP FOR ANYTHING! I love to have fun. I never take things too seriously, and I love to laugh. I would be happy going downtown and walking around or just sitting on the couch with a beautiful woman and watching a movie. 420 friendly and love to play beer pong (Beirut). I’m spontaneous and always up for anything. floridaboy, 18, l, #108717

MEN seeking MEN SWEET UNTIL HURT I am looking for a good, decent guy who knows how to treat me right. I am caring and honest, and I love being loved. I’m looking for a long-term relationship. I have a few extra pounds but am losing them! I have been told that I am definitely not ugly but not as cute as Brad Pitt. m7789, 18, u, l, #108792 ADVENTURES IN THE MOUNTAINS I am a first-year student at Johnson State in Vermont. Moved from Florida - talk about extreme! I am honest and loving although a bit quiet at times. I taught myself five languages, have my BB in Taekwondo, love Latin/ballroom dances, and my signature dance, the oh so sexy Tango! I love to cook, especially for other people. VTItalian, 19, l, #108626 LAID-BACK GUY LOOKING AROUND I am looking for friends and maybe friends with benefits. I am into movies, eating out, hiking, music, pool, swimming, talking with friends. I am college educated. I work fulltime, and I try to keep busy in my spare time.

I go to the gym regularly now, decided to lose a few pounds. vermontgy, 25, l, #108462 LOVE DOCTOR Call me old-fashioned but I tend to believe that sex and emotional intimacy should go hand-in-hand. I’d love to cook you dinner and then snuggle up and watch a movie. We could go on an adventure or just stay in bed. Me: 26, brilliant, good-looking, strong arms, romantic.

You: 21-35, intelligent, funny, confident, charming, reasonably attractive. DaveG, 26, l, #107950 NICE BUT HORNY Very inexperienced but want to try new things. 340 lbs 6’ 1’’, average hung cut, and very clean, looking for discreet, fun times, no strings attached, have only tried oral a couple times and a couple hand jobs, really want to try more but need someone nice and patient to play with. Thanks. bicurious, 39, u, #104642 FULFILL A PART-TIME NEED I am looking to fulfill a guy-to-guy need. I have a tight, warm mouth and love to touch.

For me, the smaller the tool the better. Only looking for one guy friend to play with. fullfill, 43, #104386

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BEAUTIFUL, SUBMISSIVE GIRL I am a submissive woman experienced in BDSM. I love to serve and many other kinky things.

I am not here for sex! If sex ends up being involved in play when it is mutually agreed on, then great. I am looking for a strong and experienced person with a good toy collection who wants to add me to it. kinkyexperience, 30, u, l, #105942 DON’T WANNA BE GIRL-GIRL VIRGIN Never done anything with another girl before but definitely want to get into it. I am tiny so I need a girl who will fit me. I am also into guys, definitely! But I have never had a threesome. I’m willing to try it only with the kinky ones - but group sex is always a plus, so couples welcome! sexuallyexplicit, 18, u, l, #108804 GENTLE, ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT I’m interested in finding folks for sexual encounters that are meaningful yet free of strings. Please be spiritual by nature (i.e. have a basic respect for living creatures and self), silly, gentle and kind, openminded and attractive. I love yoga and breathing :), healthy living and eating, reading, exercising, watching thought-provoking movies, laughing, and exploring the world. sweets, 34, l, #108789 WARM, CURVY LADY I am a warm, loving woman. I want a lady with at least a little meat on her bones. I want to earn any bruises I may get lol. I am a touchyfeely kind of lady. I love to make the right lady squirm with desire. Are you the lady I am looking for? singleat42, 42, l, #108720 SEXY, SLIM, OPEN-MINDED Looking for couple (man and woman?).

Looking for something fun and new. Been with women before, would love to do again. Would like to make a friendship/play. I am clean and lots of fun. If you’re seeking someone young and fun to fulfill your desire, write me a message and we can get to know each other.

Will provide pics when asked for. Hail16, 20, l, #108623 EXOTIC, PLAYFUL WOMAN Exotic, playful woman looking for NSA fun fun fun. Can’t host but will travel. Married, not looking to leave, but need more flavors for high sex drive. redtryst, 31, #108414 SEEKING TO FULFILL A FANTASY Bi 22-year-old female with fiance seeks to realize a fantasy with a woman. You must be clean, d/d-free, open, honest. Fiance gives me the go-ahead. I would try anything once, maybe twice, but take it slow. I’m new to this and shy. Maybe friends first and see what develops. Fiance not included; just me and another woman. angel427, 22, #108399 VIXEN WANTS TO PLAY! I am 29 years old and am very bisexual.

Looking for a femme who is able to have fun in and out of bed. Must have a sense of humor, be height and weight proportionate.

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COME PLAY WITH ME Attached but needing more than I get at home. NSA playing without head games or rules. Amelia8338, 34, l, #108287 STRONG, SASSY SUB NEEDS DOMME I am a very busy mom in need of a strong woman to worship. She (you?) will enjoy taming me to make me her own for a longterm relationship. We may see each other only sporadically, but regularly for beautiful sessions, dinner dates, etc. I like pain, although not into extreme play. I am ready to explore the boundaries. bigredbottom, 37, #108213 LOOKING FOR MORE looking for discrete, clean 18-30yos Couples and BiFemales into group sex/swinging to join friendly, down to earth, discrete 1830yo swinging/orgy group. We have Monthly Meet+Greets. sesshyklutz, 20, l, #108131 DRESSING UP, MULTIRACIAL, SHAVED MINX Looking for Mr. Right/Mr. Right now. Love sex, like to give and receive oral. I really like tall men (six feet or taller). Long hair turns me on. Love to dress up. Uncut, please!! sexyplaything2, 31, l, #108000 WIGGLE! RIGGLE! WIGGLE! Do you love hemp rope or have you ever fantasized about it? Let’s explore and play. Please bring an open mind, clear communication and a sense of adventure! p.s.

I’m-a-girl. :). knotmyself, 33, l, #107896 I’LL BE YOUR SUGARPLUM...FAIRY ;O) Recent graduate looking to expand my knowledge in the bedroom. I’ve been too nice; now it’s time to be naughty. If you’ll be my Santa, I’ll let you eat my cookies, made just for you. If you think you can handle this sugarplum, let me know and I’ll fly over.

SugarPlum, 24, u, l, #107536 SEXY BLOND SEEKS...

I’m looking for a man who knows how to have a good time with no commitment. If you want to know more, email me. eb83, 24, u, l, #107296 FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Married brunnette 43 5’5” tall, sensual, sexy, passionate in bed. Looking for lover with no strings attached. I’m into a lot of hot sexy bedroom antics and I need a partner to live out my fantacies with. Husband is always working.

Wife is lonely. Very lonely and very horny. I am an exhibitionist too. Hotsexybunny, 42, l, #107281 GIRL-GIRL VIRGIN...HELP! WAY overdue for the girl-girl experience; I want to lose my “virginity”! I have the only c#@k I want, but need a playmate! Want someone different from me in all the right places, for sexy fun with NO drama. Need a dirty mind, dirty mouth and clean medical record. I’m too young to be inhibited, too old to be reckless.

Let’s see whatcha got! sassafrass, 35, l, #107156

A FANTASY OF A LOVER Honesty is key. I’m in a LDR with a man. We are looking for a woman who would help us fulfill a phone sex fantasy. I would like to get to know you a bit first. Then we could talk about our causal experience. If you are interested please get in contact. I’m an open book. Thanks ;). rudown, 24, u, l, #107099 NAUGHTY GIRL NEXT DOOR Never done this before but I got sick of guys. I love giving oral sex rather than receiving. Toys are always fun. I’m down for anything at least once. shygal02, 22, #107039 HIGHLY PASSIONATE SWF, 39, looking for pleasure, love or lust.

Would like to explore some kinky fantasies.

A man willing to give me a try to please him. Clean and discreet, please. Possible relationship, too. CA2001, 40, u, #106992

MEN seeking…

NEED TO CONNECT I’m looking for someone who is grateful and appreciative. I’m wild, a showoff of sorts. I love life and enjoy sharing interests with others and learning from them in return.

I enjoy good conversation. I’m attentive, affectionate, honest and reasonably sharp.

I’m a 5’10” athletic redneck at heart. Native Vermonter and a motorcycle enthusiast, love long showers. alpinestars7, 25, l, #108869 HELP BROADEN MY HORIZONS Looking for someone who can open my eyes to all that I’ve wanted to do, but have never found a willing partner. I’d prefer she not be mainstream and have fetishes of her own. It can be whatever you want it to be - regular, one time, on demand. I’m not ready to get into a relationship at this time. VT05478, 32, l, #105642 GOREAN MASTER SEEKS KAJIIRA Gorean role play Dom looking for s - everything considered. yesjarl, 56, #108858 GET UNDER MY DESK! I am simply looking for a manly man to get under my desk at work and orally please me.

Has to be quiet but great! I like long hair or a beard to grab onto. SnoopyCutie, 37, #108836 BRING ON THE LADIES I’m looking for some sexual fun with one or more girls. CRIPPLER76, 31, #108816 I’M READY FOR SOME FUN I’m 5’8, brown/brown, good-looking guy.

Looking for some no-strings fun with the same sex. Let’s get nasty. burlingtonvermont30, 33, #108803 REAL HARD LICKER HERE, LADIES Hello ladies, want to have hours of fun?

Look for me, then. I have a tongue like the Energizer bunny: it won’t quit. hardone4u, 35, #108799 MASTER NEEDS SLAVE Dom M ISO Sub F. Age, race, height, weight - doesn’t matter. Must be clean and discreet.

You love submission as I love to dominate.

B&D and role-play fantasies. diabolical, 29, #108798 IMAGINATION AND EXPLORATION Nice-looking, intelligent man, 5’9”, 160 lbs., nice smile, relaxed, good sense of humor. Trim muscular build. Discreet, nonpushy and healthy with a nice package. Great imagination.

Looking for bi or straight, height-weight proportionate, slender or curvy, adventurous, artistic, free-spirited or professional lady for fun encounters. No pain. Begin with email and see where it takes us. Have photos. spiritmanz, 50, #108795 SUBMISSIVES APPLY WITHIN! 41-year-old (looks 35) seeking submissive who is oral, attentive, willing to gain my trust and try new things. Wanting to find woman who enjoys anal, oral, collar, leash, cuffs. simplepleasures, 41, u, l, #108797

CAN’T GET ENOUGH Looking for more than what my partner can 1x1-naughty081507 provide.

Looking for someone who 8/13/07 enjoys taking their time, long lasting and willing to do almost anything. mdrg4, 44, #108796

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Let’s start having some fun! Wyithurt, 30, l, #108761 SEEKING SEXY SECOND LOVER... ... because the one I have is just not enough.

Looking for fun on the side. Catch me if you can. floralover, 33, #108752 WARMTH, PASSION, FLIRT, TOUCH, PLAY Appetite for warmth, affection and passion.

Let’s play on-the-edge, flirt, touch, oral all around, good food and wine. Safe, sane, respectful, gentle, healthy, into lascivious and all-out sexual adventures. DarrynDeeds, 52, l, #107010 NICE, BIG GUY LOOKING I’m 330 lbs., 6’ 1’’, 39 years old, average hung.

Wanna meet someone to have some fun with, am fairly normal sex-wise but am willing to try most anything, Size, race, age do not matter, just looking for some disease-free, clean, NSA sexual relations. Am very giving person, love to make out and foreplay. Let’s see what happens. harley, 39, #108661 ALL ARE WELCUMMED Adventures R Us. You want it and so do I. Try me and I will always respond. I am D/D-free and clean. You be the same and we can start as soon as you email or call. Looking forward to seeing you. 4fun, 43, l, #108644 NSA SEXY, KINKY FUN Sexy, good-looking married guy ISO all that’s been missing. lovekink, 42, #108630 LET’S KINK & FREAK Male tattooed stud freak looking to embark on a hedonistic journey for the erotic and sensual pleasure of it, and as social and political statement as well. Disease-free and fit, you be too. Enjoy giving and receiving B&D, swinging and threesomes. Looking for females, couples and orgies. tattooedstudfreak, 44, u, l, #108601 DEEP LOVER IN CHARGE Friend looking to share his good fortune. Lucky lady to be lavished. Oral pleasure is all on me!

Close your eyes and enjoy with erotic wonders of the orgasmic pleasure. Hollywood4two, 40, #108596 HORNY SKIER Twenty-two-year-old, recent college grad.

Still living off parents’ dime. Looking to have as much fun as possible while the money is still coming in. I am a ski instructor at a local mountain. In search of a ski bunny who needs to get plowed. hornyskier69, 23, l, #108595 HIGH SEX DRIVER Hello, I am 33 and married, looking for some more fun in my life, not getting enough at home. Not planing to leave the wife. looking for a woman who is married or in the same situation. Please no head games. sam1, 34, #108593

NEEDY BOTTOM Hosting tops to come feed my holes. btmbb, PM Page 1 u, #108575 39,12:46 MIX IT UP A LITTLE? Play? Sensual fun with no complications.

AKfloats, 34, l, #108554 LOOKING FOR HORNY WOMEN I am a 30-year-old male who loves oral giving and receiving. I am looking for a woman who just wants it. I did the whole LTR thing and now I want to have some fun. I am an attractive man with a good-sized package and a tongue that never stops moving. I am open to just about anything sexual. Iluv2eatu, 30, #108563 MISSING ONLY YOU To come shortly... InsomniMac, 22, l, #108558 DOMINANT, SRRONG MAN I am the Master looking for you. If you’re looking for sensational pleasure, on both the giving and receiving ends, come to me, a God among men. I am a college-educated man who enjoys women, reading and sporting events. I am a self-employed businessman who will take you on the trip of your life - no holes barred. bigger, 44, #108515 WANNA HAVE FUN! NSA, FUN - that’s what I am looking for. Let’s make each other feel good. I give awesome massages. My place or yours, or someplace neutral. King_69, 28, l, #108527

OTHERS seeking…

READY TO PLAY Interested in those who are openminded, curious and into adventures. Bar scenes have become boring and want to skip to the chase.

Clean, open and honest. Looking for others to join in fun-filled nights and great talks later. phase1, 28, #108845 UNINHIBITED EROTICALLY PLAYFUL COUPLE What’s your game? We strive to please all ASSpects of a woman’s desires. Sexy FrenchCanadian woman and attractive American man (fit and active) seek YOU! We are extremely openminded and respectful. We would love to have some fun times with that “off-thewall hottie.” Love to be intimate with another woman while my boyfriend enjoys view or indulges. 2foreplay, 31, #108791 TILL YOU SAY “UNCLE!” Sexy, professional couple looking for same who are discreet, sane, fun and love to dance and flaunt! Have place to play and get away!

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Hello Mistress, My girlfriend and I have been having sex for a few months now, and we are both enjoying it. I am writing to you to find a solution to a problem we have been having. When we have intercourse, it can be painful for her, whether I am two inches inside or fully in. I try to have her relax, but she tells me there is pressure and/or it’s painful.

I am not “huge,” so it’s not like I am causing the pain (I hope).

There are times when I can slide my finger in slightly, and she says it hurts. What is the cause of this? What can be done?

We try to have sex, but it never really lasts more than 10 minutes, due to the pain. I am plenty patient with her, but I want us to both be able to enjoy it. Please help!

i Spy...

Red Sox Giveaway At Home Show!

Sunday, March 9, you were operating a booth at the Home Show at the Sheraton Hotel which offered a chance to score Sox tickets. I was the blond guy you talked with for a while. We live in the same town, remember? Sure, I want tickets! However, I’d love to get in touch with you about way more! When: Sunday, March 9, 2008.

Where: Home Show at Sheraton Hotel.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #903396 Shoulder girl at Franny O’s We chatted a while and I flirted a lot.

Your sweater exposed your shoulder and it drove me crazy. I gave you my number, but it has since changed. We should get together. Karaoke on Saturday? When: Saturday, March 1, 2008. Where: Franny O’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903395 SECOND BILLING at BORDERS You will find great honor in being my second billing. I can get us the votes while you get us the money from “telecom lawsuits.”

Together we cannot be beat ... but you will still be the VP. When: Saturday, March 8, 2008. Where: Borders. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903394 Lauren, Ice Storm, Ri Ra’s We met at Ri Ra’s during the ice storm briefly. I’d like to meet you while sober and without the loud noises. Dinner sometime?

It’s on me. From the NEK. When: Saturday, March 8, 2008. Where: Ri Ra’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903393

Signed, Jack

Dear Jack, Rest assured, you’re not the one causing the pain. What I find interesting is that you’re the one reaching out for help. Your lady clearly has a concerning issue, and I’m wondering why she’s not seeking help.

While some intercourse pain can be easily remedied with more foreplay, lube or a switch of positions, her issue seems to be more severe. If she’s having deep vaginal pain as well as pain closer to the vaginal opening, I strongly urge her to see a physician immediately.

The pain she’s experiencing could be a number of things, from pelvic inflammatory disease to vaginismus — a more emotional condition that makes the muscles of the vagina spasm, often caused by prior sexual trauma. She could also have a sexually transmitted infection, so you need to keep yourself safe. If she won’t go see a doctor, I advise you to think twice before continuing your sexual relationship with her.

Good luck,

MM

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Attractive, Classy Blond I think you had a problem with that salesman with the bad teeth. Anyhow, wow - those legs and that skirt! Pass on the eggs and share some cashews? When: Friday, March 7, 2008. Where: around town. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903392 Grateful for Iris Even on the coldest days, you melt my heart. Even on the cloudiest days, you brighten my life. Even on the dullest days, you drive me wild. Even when I am feeling no rhythm, I am dancing for you. I love you and I’m grateful you are such a huge part of my world. 4 2 Cowgirl. When: Sunday, March 9, 2008. Where: making my life beautiful. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903391 i feel it all A snowflake on Barre Street flew away and melted in the Cali-sun. Did we fight or did we talk? Either way she’s gone away, I feel it all, she feels it all. Its OK, I’ll be OK. I know you’ll fly away to what you want to make. Either way I’ll love you more. I’ll fly through my open door. When: Saturday, March 8, 2008. Where: Barre St., Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #903390 Healthy Living I thought the attraction was mutual: you got my number and said you’d call but never did. Well, if that’s how you really want it all to pan out, then I’ll continue to go about my humble business. But you should know that I am left wondering if we actually have something awesome that might be worth going for? When: Saturday, February 9, 2008. Where: Healthy Living. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903389 Hey, Radiator! Wruv loves you!

Saw you at the other end of the dial and thought you looked hot. We’ll show you our 90.1 if you show us your 105.9.

Let’s get it on, FM-style! When: Saturday, March 8, 2008. Where: the FM dial. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903388 JOE FROM ROBERT’S ELECTRIC You came to my Williston workplace on March 6. My friend asked your name.

We made eye contact a few times and you made me blush! Wish we had more electric problems for you to solve! Coffee sometime? When: Thursday, March 6, 2008. Where: Williston workplace. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903387 Cute blond guy at UNICEL You were helping my friend with her cell phone and I came up and pretended to take her $25. We both got smokes from you - thanks. You are really cute. Single?

Are you interested? I know I am! Was that a good or a bad look that I got from you as I was leaving? I hope good! When: Friday, March 7, 2008. Where: Unicel, Burlington Square Mall. You: Man. Me: Man. #903386

Hot Lawyer with New Haircut I see you most weekdays at City Market.

I love your new haircut. Short, black hair looks great on you. Could it be that you’re single? I’m the 30-something butch who always tries to catch your eye. I’d love to play Scrabble with you someday. When: Friday, February 29, 2008. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903385 My memory was perfect Just want to thank you for that smile I had at the wandering X-MAS party brought back. I was twice as happy to be with you and the boss...RIGHT? When: Thursday, March 6, 2008. Where: Junior’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #903384 DDC Playground Hey Shoeless! I saw you without shoes in the playground. Better get some nonmarking sneakers. ;) When: Thursday, March 6, 2008. Where: The Playground.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #903383 DDCStud knows who DDCLadypants is Don’t assume that you know who it is.

You’re very subtle and mysterious. I’ve got my eye on you. When: Wednesday, March 5, 2008. Where: The Playground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903382 Attention, Wing Nut I enjoyed talking with you at the party and received your compliment. Thank you!

Your dog Sam is really sweet and wellbehaved. Hope to have the opportunity to chat more. When: Saturday, March 1, 2008. Where: Wing Nut party. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903381 Magnum P.I. You: wearing a svelte courduroy coat with elbow patches and acid washed jeans.

You’re an incredibly good secret agent and someday all this hard work is going to pay off. Until then, stop looking at other men’s profiles. When: Thursday, March 6, 2008.

Where: puking outside the office. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903380 Are you still sure?

Because I’ve really never been more sure of anything in my life. I can’t wait for everything to be in place. So excited for all our plans ... and puppies. When: Wednesday, March 5, 2008. Where: OUR house. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903379 2 spys in 2 days!

We are old friends who haven’t spied for almost a year. Saw you this weekend at Retro with “goggles” and the next day at work without. Don’t know your status. I am free. Are you? When: Saturday, March 1, 2008. Where: Retronome. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #903378 At Everything Bookstore I spy the sweetest woman selling new and used books. After years of turning the pages, she is closing the doors on this chapter. Go out and support your local neighbor folks. Check out her offerings before she closes the doors. When: Wednesday, March 5, 2008. Where: Everything Bookstore. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903377 Obama Victory Party Hot guy in red sweater at Obama party. I think you were checking me out. Normally I would have responded, but news cameras were upon us. Wanna talk politics? When: Tuesday, March 4, 2008. Where: Higher Ground Obama Party. You: Man. Me: Man. #903375 former Right Aid guy?

Used to go into Rite Aid late at night. You were so mysterious and intriguing. One night you told me you were “eloquent.”

Then you disappeared, and I was bummed.

But was that you I spotted today across from Radio Bean? I was the sleek blond all in black who smiled at you. What is your name, btw? When: Tuesday, March 4, 2008. Where: across from Radio Bean.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #903374 RE: ddc ladypants Your ping-pong paddle wasn’t the only thing I was eying. What other equipment do you have? I like sports and I KNOW you do, too. How about a little one-on-one?

When: Tuesday, March 4, 2008. Where: The Playground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903373

SEXY SENTRA BLONDIE I spy you on the streets of Winooski all the time. You drive that sporty red Sentra.

Every time I see you, I think I could die happy just to have had the privelege of seeing you. You are truly a vision of beauty. Maybe I’ll beep twice next time I see you. Until then, just know that you are admired. When: Thursday, February 28, 2008. Where: Winooski circle, near Casey Family Services. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903371 Two tickets to paradise March 1, Stonecutters Brewhouse: the cute bassist caught my eye. Interested in chatting some more? When: Saturday, March 1, 2008. Where: Stonecutters.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #903369 Laundry at greer’s Sitting in Greer’s reading, you interrupted me and we started to chat. I sooo wish I had more to say, but I tend to freeze!

Ha! Single? If so, perhaps I can come up with something to say before I see you next! ~M. When: Tuesday, March 4, 2008. Where: Greer’s. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903368 Ultimate Treetop Flier You came into my life two days after the 2007 Valentine’s Day storm, coming through the door of a tavern that brews, and I fell down the rabbit hole. We had some fun times, my friend. Somehow we hit a major bump in the road and parted ways. I miss your smile and our chemistry.

Find me. You know where I am. When: Friday, February 16, 2007. Where: The Alchemist. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #903367 single mom?

Town Meeting Day at Shaw’s in Waterbury: we smiled at each other. I was wearing a gray jacket. If my hands weren’t full I would have asked if you needed help with that cleaner. Have we met at Agbor College? When: Tuesday, March 4, 2008.

Where: Waterbury Shaw’s. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #903366 You turn me on!

Just when I’ve thought this out, concluded that these feelings I have for you make no sense, and resolved to turn them off, I find my desire for you ruling against my determination. Then my whole body aches for you again, yearning for a touch I’ve never had, wine I’ve never tasted. Then I’m unsteady on my feet, finding the common joys of life dull and unsatisfactory. So, for good or for bad, I’ve decided to stop shouting accusations at myself and simply accept that you turn me on! When: Monday, December 10, 2007. Where: on the way to Dr. Laura’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903365 Bed Bath & Beyond supercute cashier I think your name was Chelsea. You asked for my zip code; I was hoping you would ask for my number. Me: tall with dark, messy hair. Sunday sometime. Just picking up some stuff for my new apartment?

When: Sunday, March 2, 2008. Where: store. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903364 U Melt Concert You were at the U Melt concert at Higher Ground on Feb. 29. I came over toward the end with the corny line and no follow-through. You were very gracious and introduced yourself as A. and I as L. Another corny line is, “How about coffee sometime?” I prefer a casual dinner, trendy food and music at HG. When: Friday, February 29, 2008. Where: HIgher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903363 Post-Persepolis Encounter You asked how the movie was and I responded “powerful.” I’d say the same of you, too. You switched the lights off soon after as we exchanged good nights. You were dressed in black but I swear Marjane Satrapi was coloring possibility all around you. I hope those colors fade slowly. Your allure has got me astir. Respond if you feel likewise. When: Sunday, March 2, 2008.

Where: The Roxy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903362 For the second year...

I’ve seen the Belly Dancer. This year not at Denny’s though. There is a mystery about you. You captivate me! When: Saturday, February 16, 2008. Where: Drag Ball.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903361 runnindownadrm - is it you?

We are both singles, trying to net the “right one.” We’ve been cyberflirting.

Maybe we can connect this way instead!

You are from Burlington. Would love to talk. I am a unique woman for you. When: Sunday, March 2, 2008. Where: online.

You: Man. Me: Woman. u #903360

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doctor with little white coat Hi. I’m a little person, and I couldn’t help but notice that your white doctor’s coat is the perfect length for a midget. I’m actually 3’8”, which is really tall for a midget! It’s sort of like being the tallest short person in a class, you know? Let’s get together sometime and talk over (or under!) coffee.

When: Saturday, March 1, 2008. Where: UVMedical. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903359 extremely tan man seen running Hi. I saw you running with short shorts near Winooski. It seemed like you were being chased. Maybe next time you can run into my arms. I chased after you but you threw rocks at me. I think we had a great start, and if you’d like to get together sometime maybe we could get coffee and talk about cats. When: Sunday, March 2, 2008.

Where: Winooski. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903358 You create beautiful cows.

When I first saw your artwork in Uncommon Grounds, I was bedazzled. Then I met you on Church Street. Please let me say that you are strikingly beautiful; I was so enamored I immediately bought one of your prints and gave you a $2 tip! Thank you for being so talented. It was a pleasure meeting you.

When: Saturday, March 1, 2008. Where: Church St. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903357 suckered into speed dating To the hottest hostess with the mostess: You made the Stowe singles party as totally fun as possible. Dancing with 6+ blonds at one time: way fun. My friends do suck! Glad I came alone. Ms. or Mr. Seven Days Boss, this chick is worth more than you pay her.

I’m sure of that. Thanks. See you in the 7D pages. :) When: Wednesday, February 27, 2008. Where: lapizzarea. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #903356 Saw you at speed dating We sat together but I didn’t talk to you.

Then you told me not to lose my ticket. You have black hair and you’re beautiful. Please let me know your number so I can talk to you and if we click on the phone then set up a date with you. I hope you see this soon.

Friends first? When: Wednesday, February 27, 2008. Where: Speed Dating in Stowe.

You: Woman. Me: Man. u #903355 $13 Wine & Great Smile Eclipsed; immersed in your umbral shadow for one evening. After a tough phone call from far away, the phone rang and it was you - thanks for conversation and the evening’s surprises. When: Tuesday, February 26, 2008. Where: Maple St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903354 I miss you, mom!

Southern Vermont is great but I miss my Mom! I heard I missed my ride back. I was so sad. Good luck with mid-terms and can’t wait to see you. Spring break can’t come soon enough. - COZY When: Saturday, March 1, 2008. Where: at home on N. Winooski.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903352

Slow-motion mini-disasters And yet, I was so taken by the “chocolates”... that the Altoids never had a chance! I never seem cease to make a scene. Thank you for your help. I’m still blushing. When: Friday, February 29, 2008. Where: Shaw’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903351 Where art thou?

Tam, I hope you see this and we get in touch. Three years! Let’s go skiing. I miss my friend - a lot. Dinner or lunch, mon amie? I will cook. My heart hurts. -Robert. When: Thursday, September 9, 2004. Where: CCV. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903350 re: DDC ladypants Who is it? Can you be more specific? If I see a paddle that catches my eye, I can’t help but look. When: Friday, February 29, 2008. Where: the playground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903349 derbylover I spy a bunch of hot, cool chicks doing derby in the Seven Days scene@. You all rock and are going to kick ass. When: Wednesday, February 27, 2008. Where: Seven Days.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903348 Free Wingey night pal Free Wingey night is one of the best nights.

After a long week, the delicious free chicken wings are exactly what I need in my life. You support me in the addiction. Truth. When: Friday, February 29, 2008. Where: RJ’s.

You: Man. Me: Man. #903347 DDC ladypants I found you eyeing my ping-pong paddle. You liked what you saw. When: Friday, February 29, 2008. Where: the playground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903346 You are a ‘Compleat’ woman Hey there, Brunette, I’m impressed not only by that beautiful smile and those belting vocals but that warm heart of yours. When: Friday, February 29, 2008. Where: UVM Theatre. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903345 My Canadian Hippie Billy, you really move me. How about I help you “recycle” those few extra pounds into new, tight muscle? When: Friday, January 18, 2008. Where: Essex/Milton. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903344 VERY Late By The Library I was very occupied and I barely caught the name, but I was introduced to you near the library. You’re too hot to even like me.

But just in case, want to meet for dinner?

Say, VPB on Friday, Oct. 12? Maybe 3 Needs afterwards? When: Friday, September 21, 2007. Where: UVM Library. You: Man. Me: Man. #903343 Pub Crawling Bliss Blitzer I spy a gorgeous, quirky, intelligent, 21year-old in Northampton. Happy B-day from your sexy sisters in Vermont! When: Friday, March 7, 2008. Where: Northampton. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903342

Lake Champlain Chocolates on Church Mardi Gras Saturday: You were the brunette with the nice smile who waved at me from the ice cream counter. I was washing dishes in the back. Do I know you? I’m curious. Hopefully I’ll hear back. When: Saturday, February 23, 2008. Where: Lake Champlain Chocolates, Church St. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #903341 Holy Rock!

Hot waitress at Papa Frank’s, you nearly blinded me with that rock on your finger!

Congratulations!

When: Wednesday, February 27, 2008. Where: Papa Frank’s.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903340 Kitty from Magic Hat I would have liked to have been the one taking you out to dinner instead, Molly. I enjoyed our conversation over duffs and would love to see you again and continue it over dinner. When: Tuesday, February 26, 2008. Where: Needs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903339 you do look like Keira but prettier. Care for another dance? When: Saturday, February 16, 2008. Where: Drag Ball at Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903338 Federal Court This may be terribly inappropriate but I saw you in a federal court case today. You were wearing a gray sweater and glasses and feverishly writing on your legal pad. I was the blond in the front row who kept looking back. Great ruling, eh? Wondering why you were there and if you’d like to grab a coffee sometime? When: Thursday, February 28, 2008. Where: Burl. Federal Court Room.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #903337 Nicole at Olive Garden You are the most beautiful olive branch in the garden. Do you even realize how beautiful you are? If I were more of a man, I would tell you. When: Friday, February 22, 2008. Where: Olive Garden, Burlington.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903336 Mardi Gras at RJ’S I spy a hot girl with dark hair, wearing a scarf. I was trying to walk to the front of the bar and bumped into you. I apologized and you said you didn’t mind. Finally you pulled me aside to talk. You didn’t want your friends to see us talking. Up for anything when they’re not around? Coffee, drink?

When: Saturday, February 23, 2008.

Where: RJ’S, sitting with your gf. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903335 Thanks for the invite I don’t think I can add anything more to what you said, because you know you echoed my exact sentiments. But in all seriousness, I’m not sure I can afford to work without you here. And I mean that literally. I’d spend all my money on gum! Thank you for everything. -Asst. Cap. When: Thursday, February 28, 2008. Where: in the sauna.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #903334

Red Light, Colchester, I-89 I saw you both looking at me. I was laughing while I was on the phone. When I hung up, I noticed you both going out of your way to look at me as you got onto the Interstate.

White truck, red lettering. Harrisons?

Anyway, I wanted you both to know you made my day. When: Wednesday, February 27, 2008. Where: red light, Colchester, getting onto I-89. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903333 Master Blaster 74 The past 10 months have been a rollercoaster to be sure. I lost my head and asked too much of you. Thank you for the lesson and for permitting me to get closer to you. Can we find our way back from “space”? You are perfect just as you are. -MB. When: Tuesday, February 26, 2008. Where: in your ‘74 truck. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903332 Shaggy-haired, walking by BankNorth You: wearing an orange coat with a baseball hat and shades. Enjoying the nice afternoon on Monday around 4 p.m., crossing St. Paul,

by BankNorth. Me: dirty-blond, long hair in green Jeep enjoying the view, listening to Spirit in the Sky. Maybe we can enjoy the sunshine together. When: Monday, February 25, 2008. Where: St. Paul Street.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #903331 New Moon Cafe Dream You: beautiful woman, short-ish, brownish hair sitting with a friend by the fire. Me: hopeful man, shorter (OK, thinning) hair.

With a friend at the table behind the sofa. I couldn’t stop looking (you MUST have noticed). I heard you say you go to New Moon often. Me, too! Meet for coffee or lunch? On me. SOON? When: Tuesday, February 26, 2008. Where: New Moon Cafe, Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #903330 B-Day Wisdom on Mar. 20 Birthdays are good for you: statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. From your biggest fans: me, Spike, Lilly and Pea Tear Griffen. -LJ. When: Tuesday, February 26, 2008. Where: at home. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903329 i like my men When I first saw you, wearing a fistful of beets upon your back, I thought your color matched my soy coffee. Then you flashed me your braced smile and butterflies fluttered and I could only mumble. Sorry for the loss of words but your presence makes my knees weak. Don’t be shy to come around more often. When: Tuesday, January 15, 2008. Where: Davis Center. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903328 sexy lady going places You: the hottest lady at “The Market,” generally found in the front end or beer and wine. Me: blushing uncontrollably in your presence. Can’t wait to go to Montréal with you! Enjoyed the time we’ve been spending together. You’re “so great.” When: Saturday, February 23, 2008. Where: CM and everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903327

Total Eclipse of the Heart You make me smile daily and laugh when I’m in my worst moods. I couldn’t imagine working in an office without you or my life without you as a friend and fellow Scrabble player. You’re spied, co-captain. When: Tuesday, February 26, 2008. Where: In The Mudroom. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903326 Lovahs I spy a crew of cooks that amaze me every night at Pulcinella’s. You are wonderful and always brighten my day. Thanks for all the hard work you put in. Love, The Chicken. When: Monday, February 25, 2008. Where: Pulcinella’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903325 Hating when things Dangle Eight girls on Buell heading west. Are you wearing my hat? Are those my green sweats?

Good news: There are vampires in this here country, people hang garlic above the doors.

The big boom box in the sky is playing here, but not as loud as it used to. Remember, eat an onion every day to fight off the free radicals. When: Monday, February 25, 2008. Where: security camera. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903324 To the handsome yoga man I enjoy seeing you at afternoon yoga classes downtown. You are tall and have curly dark hair and a kind smile. I think you are possibly the most handsome man I’ve ever seen and I just wanted you to know it. Namaste. When: Monday, February 25, 2008. Where: Burlington Yoga. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903323 striped shirt at muddy waters I thought you were cute in your “Where’s Waldo?” shirt, and my friend dared me that I wouldn’t kiss you. The walk-by makeout was pretty funny, even though you had coffee breath, and after kissing me you probably got drunk! Maybe I’ll tap on the window again. :) When: Tuesday, February 19, 2008. Where: Muddy Waters. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903322 Just Thinking To my Jelly, I miss you and I wish you could be in my arms every night. I can’t tell you how happy you’ve made me. Things are better than I ever thought they could be.

Love, Your Peanut Butter. When: Sunday, February 24, 2008. Where: at home. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903321 Once, The departed, Zoolander...

Do we ever actually watch the movie? Hope this makes you smile. When: Saturday, February 23, 2008. Where: your place.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #903320 Jake on the plane We sat together from Chicago to Burlington and talked almost the entire time. Two hours flew by and when I shook your hand at Baggage Claim, I should have asked for your number. If you’re interested in playing music or hitting the slopes, let’s hang out.

I would love to try your homemade sushi sometime. When: Friday, February 22, 2008. Where: plane to Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903319

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Cost: $11/class.

Location: Capitol City Grange, Montpelier; Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info: Carla Kevorkian, 802-985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome!

art Classes at CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes from April-June. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/access.

Beginners Watercolor w/ Ginny Joyner. Drawing I, II w/ Christine Cole. Painting w/ Water Soluble Oils. B & W Darkroom Photo. Calligraphy. Flower Arranging w/ Kris Engstrom. Culinary Arts: One-night classes; Dim Sum, Korean Fare, Spanish Tapas, Caribbean Cuisine, Indian, Thai, Matzo Ball Soup, Gefilte Fish from Scratch. Materials incl. w/ few exceptions.

body Body & Mind Classes at CVUHS: Classes from April-June. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. Core Strength/Pilates, Top Conditioning w/ Caroline Perkins, Weight Training, Yoga, Yoga for Men, Yoga Monday, Swing Dance or Ballroom Bootcamp w/ Terry Bouricius, Beginner or Intermediate Tap to Contemporary Hits, Guitar for Beginners, West African Dance, Djembe Drumming, PennywhistleBeginners, Aromatherapy, Natural Facials, Meditation, Juggling - All Levels, Living Tobacco Free.

childbirth CVMC Birthing Ctr. Open House: First Wed. of every month, 5:30-7 p.m. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-371-4613, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org.

It’s mom’s choice: birthing the way you told us you want it! Learn more about our full range of services, meet staff members and tour our new Garden Path Birthing Center.

Friends and family welcome. A light meal will be served. Registration is required.

PreNatal Yoga: Saturdays at 9 a.m. Cost: $10/1-hour class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin.

Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, Elizabeth Murphy, 802223-9940, www.centraltoyour wellbeing.org. Come and celebrate this sacred time! Gain confidence in your body’s wisdom! Ease back pain, nausea, hip discomfort and prepare your body for pregnancy, birth & beyond. Prenatal yoga instructor Elizabeth Murphy weaves her knowledge as a labor & delivery nurse, yogini and mother of two.

computers Computer Classes at CVUHS: Classes from April-June. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. MS Word Basics, More Word, MS Excel Basics, Excel Up - The Next Steps, Excel Data Analysis, Web Site Design that Works, Computer Use Tutorial, Best of Internet Sites, Keyboarding and Business Writing Sampler, CAD Keycreator. Other Classes Include; Window Management, Windows Vista & Office 2007, Thumbdrive Backup Use. More listings online!

craft CRAFT CLASSES AT CVU Hinesburg: Classes from April-June.

Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg.

Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs. org/access. Home Repair, Woodworking - Beginners, Open Studio Woodshop, Pottery w/ Jen Labie, Hand-built Tiles w/ Jen, Rug Hooking, Knitting - Beginners or intermediate, Sewing for Beginners, Rustic Furniture - Adult Chair or Loveseat, Cake Decorating I and II, Fun w/ Fondant, Backyard Astronomy, Old Fashion Soap Making.

Most materials included.

Learn to Weave: Call for an appt. Cost: $125/Class & fiber for one project. Location: Ann’s Weavery, 2 So. Main St. Water-

Ballroom Dancing: Mondays and Thursdays in Burlington, Tuesday and Sunday in Shelburne.

Cost: $50/4 weeks (per person).

Location: The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley Street; Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Road, Burlington and Shelburne. Info: First Step Dance, Kevin Laddison, 802598-6757, www.FirstStepDance. com. Level I classes for beginners, Level II and above for experienced dancers. We host dances (with lessons) on the second and fourth Friday of each month. No experience is necessary, just an interest in learning to dance. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance!

Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com.

Salsa classes Nightclub-style oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

design/build Yestermorrow Design/Build Sch.: Cost: $300/2-day classes; $750 and up for 1-2-week classes.

Scholarships and gift certificates avail. Location: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Rt. 100 (just 45 min. from Burlington), Warren.

Info: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, celebrating our 28th year!

802-496-5545, designbuild@yestermorrow.org, www.yestermorrow.org. How to GC Your Home, Mar. 15-16; Design for Climate Change, Mar. 19-21; Beginning Furniture Making, Mar. 23-28 ($750); Home Renewable Energy Options, Mar. 23-28 ($750); Stained Glass Intensive, Mar. 30 - Apr. 4 ($810); Engineering for the Homebuilder, Apr. 4-5. All courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Scholarships available.

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Burlington Taiko Classes: Cost: $53/Adult Beginner Class.

Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-658-0658, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burl ingtontaiko.com. Winter II Session: Kids (Beginners), 3/12, 3/18, 3/25, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $33. Adults (Beginners), 3/4, 3/12, 3/18, 3/25, 5:306:20 p.m. $53. Gift certificates are available! Email for full schedule.

Level 2 Watercolor: Still Life: Apr. 14 - Jun. 2, 6:30-9 p.m., weekly on Mondays. 8-week class. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 54 Falls Rd., Shelburne.

Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802985-3648, www.shelburneartcen ter.org. The time-honored tradition of still-life painting offers a perfect opportunity to develop your eye for composition and to observe light, color and form in a peaceful manner. This class is for those who have completed at least one other watercolor class. Members $210, nonmembers $235, materials list.

Richmond Taiko Classes: Cost: $59/adults. Location: Richmond Congregational Church, Bridge St., Richmond. Info: 802434-2624, classes@burlingtontaiko.org. Classes will meet3/13 and 3/27. Kids Class (Beginners): Thursdays, 6-6:50 ($37/$42).

Adult Class (Beginners): Thursdays, 7-7:50 ($41/$46).

education Moodle Classroom Cooperative: Wednesdays beginning April 30, 5-6:30 p.m. Cost: $250/ Instructor-CSSU professionals fee. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg.

Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs. org/access. Moodle your Noodle via an interactive tour of a global classroom. Experience online curriculum/lesson management and create plans for upcoming units.

Professional development recertification credits available through collaboration with CSSU professionals. The magic of Moodle through online resources and face-to-face mentoring will be yours.

empowerment Classes at CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes from April-June. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. Great Decisions Foreign Policy w/ Terry Ryan, BeeKeeping w/ Bill Mares, First Garden, Interior Design, Writer Workshop, Solar Energy 101, Sudoku Sanity, CPR/First Aid by Red Cross, Horsemanship, Bridge for Beginners, Backyard Astronomy, Financial Management, Astrology, Writer Workshop, VoiceOver Workshop w/ Dan Levine, Herbs for Women’s Health. More listings online!

Self-Harm Research: Mar. 16, 3-4 p.m. 1-hour info. session.

Location: UVM, Room 427A Waterman, UVM, Burlington. Info.: Participate in a workshop that uses art and creative writing to explore self-harm from an alternative perspective: any action that promotes self-hate or criticism and its underlying thoughts. Must be 18 or older.

Potential participants should not be actively self-harming or currently seeking treatment for self-harm.

glass Glass Blowing Classes!: Mar. 19, 6-9 p.m., weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $120/3-hour class. Location: AO! Glass, 143 North Ave., Burlington. Info: Jordan Gullikson, 802-578-0168, gullikson@ gmail.com. Learn the basics of traditional glassblowing!

healing Intro to Esoteric Healing: April 4, 5, 6 and April 26 & 27.

April 4, 5:30-8:30 p.m., Saturday & Sunday 4/5, 6, 26, 27, 9:30 a.m.

- 5 p.m. Cost: $350/4 1/2 days.

Location: Enosburgh, VT. Info: Partners in healing, Claudia Rose, 802-933-6107, claudiarose@surfglobal.net, claudiarose.abmp. com. Learn to practice energy healing for yourself and others. This class offers the science and techniques to help you sensitize your hands and inner perception to feel and impact the human energy field.

Your health and vitality are maintained by this field. Receive the tools for greater body, mind and spirit well-being.

health FIBROMYALGIA & CHRONIC FATIGUE: Mar. 18, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $15/2-hour workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, www.purpleshutter.com. Do you or someone you know suffer from fibromyalgia or chronic fatigue?

Dismissed by much of the mainstream medical community, people may find relief through herbs and supplements. Join Kelley Robie as she discusses a range of natural remedies that may bring relief, as well as better understanding.

herbs HONORING HERBAL TRADITION 2008: 1 Saturday/month for 8 months, Apr. - Nov., 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $850/8 sessions. Location: Horsetail Herbs, 134 Manley Rd., Milton. Info: Horsetail Herbs, Kelley Robie, 802-893-0521, HT-

Herbs@together.net, Horsetailherbs.org. Eight-month Herbal Apprenticeship program, April to November, held on a horse farm!

We will cover: herbal therapies, nutritional support, diet, detox, body systems, medicine-making, plant identification, tea-tasting, wild-food cooking, field trip, iridology, women’s, children’s, men’s and animal health. Textbook & United Plant Saver membership included!

Local Healers Program: Class meets Wednesdays, 10 a.m. to 4p.m. May 21, 28; June 4, 11, 18, 25; July 2, 9, 23, 30; August 6, 13, 20; September 3, 10, October 29. Cost: $650/VSAC non-degree grants available. Location: Mandala Botanicals, Barre. Info: Sandra Lory, 802-522-0243, mandalabotanicals@gmail.com.

A life-changing, hands-on learning experience that will empower you with seasonal, locally based herbal medicine, food and lifestyle tools.

Help your community adapt to rapidly changing food, medicine, climate, energy and transportation systems. Students help create a community herbal apothecary at LACE. Includes very special field trips and guest teachers.

TREE ESSENCES FOR HEALING: Mar. 19, 5-7 p.m. Cost: $25/2hour hands-on workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, www.purpleshutter.com. In this workshop, you’ll work with a nearby tree to capture its essence, bottle it, and then experience it personally. With Fearn Lickfield, we’ll learn from the tree about its healing qualities and how to use them for self and planet. You’ll go home with a bottle of tree essence!

WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Location: Rhapsody Cafe, 28 Main St., Montpelier. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool. com, www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com. Currently accepting applications for Wisdom of the Herbs 2008, eight-month certification program, mid-April through November. Learn local plants as edibles and medicinals, plant spirit communion, home remedies, and fire making with bow drill. Classes held in So. Woodbury, VT. VSAC non-degree grants available to qualifying Vermont residents. MasterCard and VISA accepted.

jewelry Fused Glass Jewelry: Apr. 1 - May. 13, 6-9 p.m., weekly on Tuesdays. Six-week class (no class Apr. 22). Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Create beautiful jewelry with the rich colors of glass. Students will create earrings and neckpieces before exploring their own designs. Students will learn skills such as cutting glass, grinding edges, applying metallic powders and layering for fusing. Members $200, nonmembers $220, materials $30.

More metal arts classes online at www.shelburneartcenter.org.

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kids Kids Classes CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes from April-June.

Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg.

Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs. org/access. Music Seeds for newborns, Spanish for 5- to 7-year-olds, Mandarin Chinese, Paper Arts 9-12 years, Wire and Wood Sculpture, ages 8-11. Decorating Easter Cookies for all ages. Move & Groove, ages 1-4. Creative Dance, 3-6 years. Sign Language for 5th-12th graders, Baby sitting by American Red Cross.

Mask-Making with Clay (810): Apr. 14 - May. 12, 3-5 p.m., weekly on Monday. Cost: $55/4week class (no class Apr. 21). Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, w w w.shel bur near tcent er.org.

Kids, ages 8-10, will learn about the significance of masks in different cultures and will develop their own mask designs and create them in clay. Acquire basic skills and a variety of techniques in working with clay slabs, carving and attaching decorations. More kids and teen classes online at www.shelbur neartcenter.org.

language French Through Art: Class ongoing, all ages. Location: Drury Studio, Stowe, or at your home.

Info: Carol, 802-253-8571. Do you know the 48 countries that speak French? A fine art experience in drawing, painting and French conversation, Carol features French culture and slides of the impressionists on a creative tour of her native country. Come to the studio to make delicious crepes or have Paris come to you!

Language Classes at CVU: Classes from April-June. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. Italian for Travelers, Beginner French plus, Conversational Immersion French, Beginning Spanish plus, Intermediate Spanish, Spanish for 5-7-year olds in the afternoon, Portuguese for Travelers, Beginning Mandarin, Intermediate Mandarin, Mandarin for Children, A Taste of American Sign Language with David Krueger as well as Baby Sign.

Most materials included.

Parlez-vous francais?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 802-4966669. Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Taught by Yves Compere, French native.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, Mar. 4, 5:30 p.m. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington.

Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org.

This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Gift certificates are available. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th-degree black belt and Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CTR: Introductory Class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-8938893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian

Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, www.bjjusa.com.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and SelfDefense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels.

Head Instructor is 5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

meditation INTRODUCTION TO MEDITATION: Apr. 6-27, 2-4 p.m., weekly on Sunday. Cost: $60. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. Get a basic orientation to an essential practice of the spiritual journey; learn over a dozen techniques in this workshop that is more experiential than intellectual. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

Introduction to Zen: Mar. 1, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/ all-day, incl. lunch. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, www. vermontzen.org. Full-day practical intro. to Zen incl. lectures, question & answer and instruction in meditation. Wear loose-fitting clothing. Vegetarian lunch is incl.

Pre-registration required. Visit our website to register.

LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m. which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: 802-658-6795, www.burl ingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself.

The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

photography Digital Camera Classes at CVU: Classes from April-June. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. Digital Camera Fundamentals, Enhance Digital Photographs, Create Digital Compositions, Advanced Digital Photography Workshops, Adobe Photoshop Elements - 3 choices of levels, Digital Video, Digital Slideshow, iTunes Management - Playlists, Podcasting. Senior discount 65+.

pilates 123 Pilates Studio: Location: 123 Pilates Studio, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Hwy 127, near Burlington’s New North End), Colchester.

Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, lucille@123pilates.com, 123pilates.com. Beyond the ordinary,

our new Wednesday 123:Studio class brings together the best of Pilates exercise, Integrative movement and Ballet conditioning. Experience a wonderfully creative exercise for your brain, heart and body. Develop strength, flexibility, coordination, precision, awareness and flow. Twenty years experience, small classes, professional instruction, individual attention and fun!

ABSOLUTE PILATES: Zum Pilates (new!)–A Pilates and areobic Latin dance mix. Plus ongoing pilates mat classes. Location: Espire, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info: 802-310-2614, w w w. a b s o l u t e p il a t e s v t .c o m.

Tone, stretch, strengthen and energize with certified classical Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive welcoming locale. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials.

Pilates Space: Call for current pricing. Location: Pilates Space, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net.

Come experience our expert teachers, beautiful, light-filled studio, and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness. Free intro to Pilates: Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or call to arrange a time to fit your schedule. Pilates Method Alliance Member.

pregnancy IT’S CONCEIVABLE: Cost: $99/3 classes. Ongoing. Includes CD. Location: Germain Hypnosis Center, 145 Pine Haven Shores, Shelburne.

Info: Germain Hypnosis Center, 802-999-6444, germainhypnosis@verizon.net, www.germainhypnosis.com. Week 1: HypnoFertility. The relaxed state of hypnosis helps open the door to conception (natural or medically assisted).

Week 2: Relaxation through Restorative Yoga to restore balance. Week 3: Self-hypnosis to use at home or before your appointments. Restructure negative mental thoughts to decrease your distress.

reflexology 200-hour Certification Course: Intro class Saturday & Sunday, Apr. 26 & 27, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $1375/full class; $250/ intro class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts Massage & Bodywork Education, 802-658-7715, info@ touchstonehealingarts.com, www. touchstonehealingarts.com. Come to this lively and informative introduction to the art of Reflexology.

You may well want to commit to the entire training but it’s not necessary. You will leave with some great reflexology treatment skills and a wealth of knowledge about this effective modality.

reiki Reiki Day-Long Classes: Reiki Level One: Sat., Mar. 29, 9:30 a.m.

- 5 p.m. $175. Reiki Level Two: Sat., Apr. 26, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Suite 7, Burlington. Info: 802-878-1711, chris@ risingsunhealing.com. Learn this powerful hands-on healing art w/ Reiki teacher Chris Hanna. Member of the Vermont Reiki Association.

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relationships Deeper Connections: Cost: $15/2-hour class (donation).

Location: New England Wellness and Sports, Essex Outlets (in the rear), Essex. Info: Psychotherapist Scott Earisman, Scott Earisman, 802-658-9257, scott. earisman@verizon.net. Enjoy an evening of conversation & meditation, exploring the value of our closest relationships. Learn simple tools to strengthen & deepen your connection to those closest to you.

Discover the theory that begins to define & understand what love is.

Mon., Mar. 24, 6:30 p.m.

sculpture Soft Stone Carving: Apr. 10 - Jun. 12, 6-9 p.m., weekly on Thursdays. Ten-week class. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, w w w.shel bur near t cent er.org.

Learn to carve a beautiful sculpture of our own design or continue developing your sculpting skills with professional advice. Participants will work in soft stone and learn how to use a variety of sculpting tools. Members $280, nonmembers $310, materials $35.

spirituality A Warrior’s Approach to Cost: $100/weekendDeath: long class (Mar. 28-30: Fri. eve, Sat. & Sun.). Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Shambhala Center, Tracy Whitcomb, 802-922-2602, http://www.burlingtonshambha lactr.org. Change in general, and the time of death in particular, are moments fraught with anxiety but also filled with potential. The Buddhist teachings say that times of transition are moments when we can experience great freedom, but instead what we usually do is freeze and freak out. In this program we will explore the rawness of death and change, and practice bravery where we traditionally find groundlessness.

ARCHETYPES IN ASTROL. SYNASTRY: Apr. 5-26, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., weekly on Saturday. Cost: $60.

Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909.

Learn how to apply archetypal wisdom in chart comparisons, identify the karmic connections between people and develop a family matrix to understand family dynamics.

Pre-requisite: Archetypal Astrology or an equivalent. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

Green Mountain Druid Training: One weekend per month, 9 months a year. Cost: $1600/year.

Possible payment plan. Location: Dreamland, 233 Downs Road, Worcester. Info: Green Mountain Druid Order, Ivan McBeth, 802505-8010, ivanmcbeth@aol.com, www.ivanmcbeth.com. The Druid Training is designed to liberate our creativity, transform and heal us, align us with the spirit of nature and this wonderful planet, and teach us how to create sacred space with our every breath. Eventually we become Caretakers of the Earth, empowered Druids who truly make a difference.

MEETING YOUR INNER PARTNER: Apr. 5-26, 2-4 p.m. Cost: $60.

Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909.

Discover the inner men and women living in your inner city who deeply influence your relationships and love life.

Reconnecting w/ Our Wild Souls: Apr. 25-28, 6-2 p.m. Cost: $350/9 meals, 3 nights, full program. Location: Bishop Booth Conference Center - Rock Point, 20 Rock Point Circle, Burlington. Info: Soul Flares, Ann OShaughnessy, 802-922-3724, www. soulflares.org. Come join 15 other women to enjoy 100 acres on the Lake Champlain coast for 3 days of rest, ritual, healing, laughter, support and inspiration for women who are on a journey to rediscover and re-inspire their authentic selves.

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Silva Workshop Psychic Ability: Cost: $300/16-hour class (April 26-27). Location: Hampton Inn, 42 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester. Info: Empowering Transitions, Theresa Schilizzi, 646-218-1285, emptransitions@ aol.com, www.empoweringtransitions.com. Empower and transition your life in 2008! Learn to develop your natural psychic ability in a relaxing, supportive environment.

ESP is developed through dynamic meditation, mental projection, mind training techniques and psychic exercises! Learn how to use your natural psychic ability to help change and improve your life!

tarot Your Own Tarot Apprenticeship: Cost: $300/10 weeks, 2 hours per week. Location: Psychic Reader’s Creative Office, Montpelier. Info: Heather Deirdre Keener, 802-223-6968, 13tarot@gmail. com, www.earthless.com/tarot.

Throw away generic books! Feed and nurture your innate psychic power! Understand your soul’s personal relationship with Tarot.

Find your voice while discovering the cards meanings. Learn to heal and divine for yourself and others. Individual classes with flexible hours and inspirational homework.

Teacher with 20+ years reading experience.

weight loss Lose Weight with Hypnosis!: Cost: $160/4-week class. Location: Wellspring Hypnotherapy Center, 57 River Rd., Essex Junction. Info: Wellspring Hypnotherapy and Rising Sun Healing, Betty Moore-Hafter, 802-872-0089, betty@risingsunhealing.com, www. holistichypnotherapyeft.com OR www.wellspringhypno.com. The subconscious mind is at the root of habits that make weight loss easy or difficult. Learn hypnosis techniques to help you make permanent changes. four-week classes (level 1 and 2) with ongoing support groups. Audio CDs of hypnosis sessions are included to make home practice effective and easy.

wood Fine Woodworking - Beginning: Apr. 7 - Jun. 9, 6:30-9:30 p.m., weekly on Mondays. Tenweek class. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelbur neartcenter.org. Learn the basics of furniture-making while creating a coffee table. This class will prepare you for more advanced efforts while providing a sound footing in wood properties, furniture design and proper use of machine/hand tools. Members $275, nonmembers $305, materials $80. Complete listing of woodworking classes and workshops available online.

Intro Furniture-Making: Mar. 17-24, 5 p.m., this is a summary of the repeat configuration, 40-hour class. Location: Vermont Woodworking School, 382 Hercules Dr., #5, Colchester. Info: Burlington College, Admissions Director, Burlington College, 802-8629616, admissions@burlington. edu, www.burlington.edu/pages/ academics/spring_summer/woodworking.html. Students in class will learn to build furniture in the Shaker tradition. The group will construct a Shaker bed and side table. They will learn wood species and selection, grain matching, design elements, safe use of machinery, mortise and tenon joinery, tapering legs, drawer construction, surface preparation and finishing.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or Ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Cost: $14/dropin, $110/10 classes or $100/ monthly pass. Location: Old High School, Bristol. Info: 802-4825547, www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily, ongoing classes in all syles with experienced, certified instructors.

Cost: $12/hour, $14/90 min., $160/unlimited monthly membership, $75/private lesson. Location: 156 Saint Paul St. 1/2 block south of Main St., Burlington.

Info: 802-658-9642, www.burlingtonyoga.com. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna.

Copper Crane Yoga: Daily ongoing yoga and meditation classes for all levels. 3-week Beginner Series. Special workshops and monthly talks on yoga, bodywork, relaxation, meditation, breathing, energy work and more. Cost: $14/drop-in, $60/5class card, $110/10-class card, $200/20-class card. Location: Copper Crane Yoga, 179 Main St., Vergennes. Info: 802-877-3663, coppercraneyoga.com.

Offering individual, group and custom classes. Thai Yoga Bodywork and Zero Balancing sessions by appt. Copper Crane Yoga is directed by Carolyn Conner, RYT, Advanced Certified Thai Yoga Bodywork practitioner.

Copper Crane provides wise and compassionate teaching to nourish the spirit and unite the mind and body. Be yourself here.

EVOLUTION YOGA: Mondays, 5:45 p.m. Class is sliding scale, $4-10. $5 Friday classes at 4:30 p.m. Cost: $13/drop-in, $120/10-class card for 1.5 hr. classes. $11/drop-in, $100/10-class card for 1 hr. classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt. com. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu and Iyengar classes for all levels, plus babies and kids yoga.

Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/postnatal yoga. Now accepting enrollment for Babies/Kids Yoga 8-week Spring series beginning April 7.

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foothill of the green mountains

well wow located location in johnson in so. BuRlington

comfortable contemporary

Seasonal lake views from this lovely home. Features large living & dining area, Jotul fireplace, gas inserts in two fireplaces, gorgeous hickory hardwood floors, 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths on lovely cul-de-sac.

Beautiful koi pond & perennial garden. $286,900.

Located in the heart of the Green Mountains, this four bedroom, 2.5 bath Colonial is easy to get to from all directions of the compass. Just 5 miles to Smuggler’s Notch ski area, this is a great primary or vacation home. Call today for an easy show. $350,000.

This classic Contemporary has the largest fully fenced lot in the neighborhood & end of the cul-de-sac privacy. Great location for commuting to Burlington & St. Albans. This home was re-roofed & a brand new deck installed in ‘05. First floor laundry. $299,000.

call edie Brodsky coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9532 www.ediehomes.com

2 bed, 1 1/2 bath Townhome in great South Burlington location. New roof 2007, bedroom windows less than 1 year old, newer major appliances, new light fixtures in dining and full bath. Freshly painted kitchen and entryway. Carport/storage. MLS#2801232. $173,900.

Call Kate von trapp Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9512 www.Chrisvontrapp.com

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weybridge

starksboro

4 year old immaculate single wide, 2 bedroom, 1 bath situated on ½ acre on a quiet private road. Central airconditioning, all appliances included. New detached garage. Beautiful flowering gardens. A very affordable home! $118,000

Seven year old double-wide nicely set on 2+ acres with excellent views of Mt. Ellen. 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths, cathedral ceilings and great closet space. Large kitchen with mudroom entry. One car detached garage with storage. $169,900

Call greentree real estate 802-482-5232 www.vermontgreentree.com

Call Greentree real Estate 802-482-5232 www.vermontgreentree.com

well located deliGhtful in johnson end unit

Southwesterly exposure & private rear setting.

Beautiful tile floor in entry. 1st floor offers open floor plan. 2nd floor has 2 bedrooms, 2 baths & office/den/nursery. Basement level is ideally suited as finished storage &/or limited use workout area. $225,900.

Originally a single family residence, the owners upgraded and added a spacious accessory apartment!

You’ll love the Vergennes location, the amenities (make sure you see the private hot tub room) and the craftsmanship throughout. Call our office for a showing!

call George Gamache coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9507 www.GeorgeGamache.com

The Lynn Jackson Group Century 21 Jack Associates 802-877-2134 or 800-639-8052 www.LakeChamplainRealtor.com

historic 3-unit

burlington, 15 Myrtle street

Downtown Burlington: 4,057 SF with three spacious townhouse style apartments. Recent improvements include new electrical system, refinished hard, wood floors and new storm windows, Ideal investment rental or condo conversion. Great for owner occupancy.

Located at the corner of Maple & So. Winooski offering short walk to town. Owner/broker. call Erik hoekstra redstone • www.redstonevt.com 802-658-7400 x 15

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Near downtown, 2-BR, 2-BA + den on quiet one-way street. Lg. kitchen & living space. Natural historic woodwork. First floor den conversion to third bedroom possible. Walk up attic and full basement. Garage w/ additional off-street parking. Owner/broker. $254,900 Call or email erik J. Hoekstra redstone • www.redstonevt.com 802-363-5165 • ehoekstra@redstonevt.com

middlebury

Monkton

Tasteful decorating invites you to move in! Come see this 3 bedroom ranch. Large welcoming kitchen, formal dining room with fireplace, great master bedroom suite with French doors to deck. Large corner lot, mature trees. $249,900

Energy conscious construction in this brand & new fully dormered 3 bedroom, & 2 full bath Cape. High efficiency heating system. Natural woodwork, beamed ceilings & hardwood on the first floor. Deck & 2 car garage. $336,000

Call Greentree real estate 802-482-5232 www.vermontgreentree.com

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YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Cost: $14/drop-in, $110/10 classes, $120/month pass. Location: Chace Mill on Winooski River, and downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church St. (top floor of the Leunig’s building), Burlington. Info: 802-6609718, www.yogavermont.com.

Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in our beautiful, spacious studios: Yoga for Skiers/Riders, Six-Week Intro to Kripalu, SixWeek Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, Instructor Training and more listed on website. Gift certificates available.

For the latest, check out our blog: http://yogavermont.typepad.com.

(AAN CAN) Info: 800-843-7537, http://www.SunsetRanches.com.

For Rent 1- to 2-BR Dwntwn Burl. N. Winooski Ave., 2nd floor, front porch, HDWD, full BA, W/D, parking for 1 car. Some pets OK. Avail.

Apr. 1. $865/mo. + utils. Info: 802-238-0064.

1-BR in Essex Jct. $675/mo. + utils. Two floors, deck, parking.

NS/pets. Lease & dep. Info: Rollin Brown, 802-863-3011.

2-BR Apt. in 3-BR house I live in basement; you & another get top floor. Incl. ample garden space in back yard, off-street parking, free onsite W/D, plenty of storage space, full private BA, lg. kitchen & LR. On quiet street in pleasant neighborhood next to everything! $1100/mo. Info: 802-324-7050.

2-BR Condo Laundry, parking, near UVM & medical center. $1250/mo.

Avail. 6/01. Info: 802-862-0163.

For Sale Burlington South End Beautiful 3-BR home in Burlington’s South End. Separate artist studio w/ addition. Efficient gas heat in house & studio. Large yard w/ 2 decks. Convenient to lake and schools. $365,000. Call Lynn & Chris for a viewing appt. at 8627735. Info: 802-862-7735.

Only One House Matters – Yours!

Melissa Allen, Realtor 802-846-5630

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2-BR condo/townhouse Corner unit, freshly painted int., 1.5-BA, (newly renovated master BA) LR-DR, kitchen, private deck, new extra-lg. W/D, closed garage, desirable So. Burlington location, best-rated grade school in VT. Avail. Apr. 1. $1500/mo. Year+ lease. Info: Josephine Thompson, 802-457-9296.

3-BR, Burl. South End 2-BA, sun room, basement, garage, offstreet parking, gas heat. Quiet neighborhood, close to city park, beach, bike path. Avail. Mar. 15. $1400/mo. Info: Robert Desrosiers, 802-879-1333.

89 BUELL ST. BURLINGTON Sunny, 1-BR, LR, HDWD, coinop W/D. Avail. 4/1. $850/mo.

Heat/HW incl. No pets. Info: 802-310-0212.

ALBURGH: NEW 3BR TOWNHOUSE 2.5-BA, fully equipped kitchen, W/D, fireplace, finished basement, attached garage. $1100/mo. incl. heat, hot & cold water. Info: 802-796-3649.

Available Apts Essex 2-BR, $900/mo + utils. Burlington 2BR, $900/mo. + utils. Winooski 1-BR, $650/mo. + utils. Info: 802-864-0341.

Burlington, Old North End Burl. 1-BR - New Price! Calarco 1x2c-melissaallen030508.indd 1 3/3/08 12:54:10 Newer home in desirable loca- PM Court. HDWD, clawfoot tub, walktion, walking distance to lake and in closet, LR, DR, porch, W/D, downtown, 2 lg. BRs, 1.5-BA, full parking. Heat incl. Pets neg. w/ basement, lg. back yard, efficient fee. Avail. now; 12-, 18-mo. lease. gas heat, move-in condition, $950/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker $228,000. Priced below appraisal.

Hickok & Boardman Realty, KaiCall Arun. Info: 845-652-0775. tlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentJericho Cape on 3.5 Acres 1700 sq.ft. + barn, pond, gardens.

HDWD, new appliances, deck, move-in condition. Quiet country road. Info: 802-899-5164, jeri chovthouse.com.

NEW ENERGY-EFFICIENT HOME Waterbury. 2000-sq.ft., 3-BR, 2.5BA, 3.3 acres. Passive and active solar design, R26+ ICF construction. Excellent value at $410,000.

Info: 802-244-6111, jwing@vticf. com, www.vticf.com/openhouse. html.

St Albans: Updated 2-BR House is 30 min. from Burlington, within walking distance of town shops & restaurants. HDWD, new carpet in renovated BRs, newer appliances, fenced-in yard. $157,000. Info: 802-338-0920, 12locket@gmail. com.

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Burlington All shapes, all sizes.

Great locations, parking. Avail.

6/01. Info: Rick, 802-864-3430.

Burlington Avail. 4/1. Plattsburg Ave. 3-BR townhouse, 1.5BA, basement w/ W/D hookups, parking, pets okay. $1200/mo.

Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229.

Burlington Unique 2 story apt.

Eat-in kitchen, HDWD, LR, DR, 2-BR, possible office, off-street parking. NS/pets. $995/mo. incl. basic cable. Avail. 3/15. Info: 802-476-4071.

Burl: Cozy, Clean Apt. North Ave. Nice 2-BR, 1-BA in quiet building. Newer carpeting, newer W/D, low utils., parking. NS/pets.

Avail. now; 1-year lease. $900/ mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, http://www.

HickokandBoardman.com.

BURLINGTON Avail now, 46 Grove St. 1-BR, full BA, renovated, new kitchen, BA & carpets. Laundry. $800/mo. Winooski, 88 Malletts Bay Ave., lg. 1-BR, full BA, pantry, parking. $700/mo. 93 Walnut St. lg. 3-BR, Hookups, Basement $100/mo. Avail. 6/01, 1, 2 & 3-BR’s. No dogs. Info: 802-862-7467.

Burlington Quiet, safe, Lakeside neighborhood, park setting.

3-BR, 1.5-BA, walk to beach/bike path/bus-stop/Oakledge Park. 7 min. drive to Church St. or I-89.

Sunny, glassed-in porch, cedar deck. Landscaped, HDWD. NS/ pets. 1200 sq.ft. + basement + garage. $1500/mo. + utils. Info: 802-372-8707.

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BURLINGTON SOUTH END, 1-BR Hayward St., avail. now, 2nd floor, 3 rooms + porch, clean, quiet. NS/ pets. $695/mo. incl. trash/water.

Dep. Info: 802-893-6553.

Burlington, Buell St. Avail.

Jun. 1. Two 2-BRs. $745/mo. incl. heat & H/W. NS/pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

Burlington, Colchester Ave 4-BR, parking, coin-op W/D. No dogs. $1175/mo. Avail. Jun. 1.

Neville Companies, Inc., 802-6603481 x1021, www.nevilleco.com.

Burlington Avail. now. Murray St. 3-BR, 1-BA, lg. kitchen, HDWD, porch, pets considered. $1200/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229.

Burlington, Colchester Ave 2-BR, 1.5-BA, parking, coin-op W/D. $950/mo. Avail. 5/1. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x1021, www.nevilleco.com. Info:.

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Burlington, East Ave. 4-BR Avail. now. $1600/mo. Parking. No pets.

Neville Companies, Inc., 802-6603481 x1021. www.nevilleco.com.

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call 540-0007 for service Burlington Avail. now. Church St. Lg. newly renovated efficiency, 3/4-BA. No pets. $750/mo.

Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229.

Burlington 1-BR Cottagestyle, 1/2 block to downtown, 1 off-street parking, gas heat, W/D next door. $695/mo. + utils. (incl. trash & water). Call 802-578-8525.

Avail. Apr. 1.

Burlington 1-BR apt, clean Cozy. Own Maytag washer & gas dryer, gas appliances, 1 off-street parking. NS/pets. $800/mo. incl. heat, water, trash, snow plowing, Avail. now or Apr. 1. Call Lee. Info: 802-864-0854.

Burlington 1-BR Apt. 1st floor, off-street parking, walk downtown. Avail. immed. $700/mo. incl. utils. Info: John Obrien, 802-373-2012.

Burlington 2-BR Robinson Parkway. Private porch, HDWD, gas heat, W/D on premises, off-street parking, new kitchen, walking distance to UVM, FAHC. $1350/ mo. + utils. NS/dogs. Avail. 4/1.

Info: 802-310-4205.

Burlington, Loomis St. Studio.

Avail. Jun. 1. $645/mo. incl. heat & H/W. No dogs. Parking. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com.

Burlington, No. Avenue Avail Jun. 1. Studio. 3rd floor. Parking.

Updated kitchen. No dogs. $560/ mo. 802-660-3481 x1021, www. nevilleco.com.

Burlington, Upper College ST. 1-BR, excellent neighborhood, carpeted, lg. closets, bright, quiet, parking, laundry, extra storage. $875/mo. HW incl. NS/pets.

Info: 802-985-5598.

By the Week Semi-furnished rooms, convenient Winooski location, parking. $175/room/wk. + $100 dep. Call for rental application. Info: Brad, 802-338-8434.

Colchester 3-BR 1 BA. In the country. Large yard. Plenty of parking. Avail. Apr. 1st. $1175 + utils. Info: 802-372-4890.

Colchester 4-BR raised ranch, fireplace, deck, 2-car garage, brand new DW. Avail. now. $1600/ mo. + utils., first, dep. No pets.

Info: 802-655-4413.

Colchester 3-BR House Off Exit 17, pets OK. Avail. June 1. $1900/ mo. incl. utils., cable, Internet!

Info: Jay Morin, 802-893-1123.

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Burlington 2-BR Apt. 36 Rose porch.

No pets, 1-year lease. $750 + utils. Open House: Mar. 25, 1-4 p.m. & Mar. 26, 12-4 p.m. Info: 508-248-6886.

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Burlington 3-BR Avail. now.

Murray St. 1-BA, lg. kitchen, HDWD, porch. Pets considered. $1200/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200, ext. 229.

Downtown Montpelier East 3 season Porch, HDWD, DW, disposal, gas stove, W/D on premises, oil hot water heat. $775 + utils. Avail. Apr. 15.

Info: 802-310-4205.

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Downtown Montpelier Monsignor Crosby Ave. 1st Flr, 1-BR, Pergo Flooring, Gas Stove, Gas Converse Bay Lake Home Char- Heat, W/D, Off-street parking.

2/25/08on10:25:18 lotte octagonal house Lake AM$720/mo + utils. Avail. Apr 1-15 Champlain. 3-BR, 2-BA, wrapInfo: 802-310-4205. around deck, W/D, fireplace, Essex 2-BR Condo for Rent cathedral ceilings, lake access.

1-BA, W/D in unit, balcony, lg.

NS/pets considered. $1675/mo. + master BR, underground parking utils. Info: 802-735-5567. + 2 additional spaces. $1350/ Downtown Burlington 1-BR mo. incl. heat, A/C, HW, trash, apt., off-street parking, W/D onfitness ctr. Avail. May 1. Info: site. $825/mo. incl. heat. Pet 802-363-3998. friendly. Info: 802-922-5044.

Essex: Sunny Condo 2-BR, 1BA, carport, beautiful deck11:44:07 w/ AM 2/18/08 mountain views, gas heat, W/D, well-maintained. No dogs. Saybrook Unit. Avail. Apr. 1. $1025/ mo. incl. water & trash. Info: 802-864-1800.

Georgia Shore rustic 2-BR Lakeside cottage, secluded, private beach, new HDWD floors, 1x1-mortgage-022305 2/19/07 freshly painted, natural stone fireplace, W/D. Pets possible.

First, last, dep., refs. $900/mo. + utils. 802-479-9825 ext. 3.

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Burlington 3-BR Apt. 3-BR Apt. 37 Pine Place. Walk to colleges/downtown. Well kept, quiet, laundry, parking. 1-yr. lease.

Avail. 6/1. $1575/mo. Info: 802373-0550, douglasahamilton@ verizon.net.

Burlington 3-BR, W/D 2nd floor, near H.O. Wheeler. 10-min. walk to downtown & hospital.

New W/D, lg. closets, parking, lg. back yard, deck. Avail. 3/1. Info: 802-862-3738.

Burlington condo Historic Vermont house, 7th floor. Great views of the city. 2-BR, 1.5-BA, partially furnished, 40” TV, onsite laundry. Avail. now. $1750/mo.

Info: 802-864-0799, handymandanvt@hotmail.com.

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2-BR, 2-BA end unit condo w/ bonus room for den/office/3rd bedroom. $205,000.

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Convenient to lake and schools. $365,000.

Call Lynn & Chris for a viewing appt. at 862-7735.

3-BR, 2.5-BA, 2600 sq.ft. + 1400-sq.ft. finished basement, walk-in closets, 2-car garage, cathedral ceiling, skylights, gas/HW heat, 3-season sun room. Pet/smoke-free home. Adjacent to woods. $340,000. 802-658-4545, http://colchestercondo.blogspot.com/ http://realestate.yahoo.com/Vermont/Colchester/Homes_for_sale/ realestate-1203711459-bf9613 OPEN HOUSE March 16, Sunday 12-5pm

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w/ W/D. HDWD in some rooms. Lg. porch. Incl. all utils. 1-yr. lease req. Info: 802-238-6008.

JERICHO 1-BR efficiency apt. Neat & clean, nice yard. Avail. now. $730/mo. incl. utils. First, last, dep. NS. Info: 802-849-6807.

JUNE 1ST APARTMENTS Avail.

6/1 - 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5-BR units. Info: Investment Property Managers, 802-658-3600.

JUST LISTED: 1-BR ON LAKE Very spacious apt., on the lake w/ lake access, partially furnished, ready first week in April. $1200/mo. incl. all utils, HBO, many extras.

Info: pbrightstar1@yahoo.com.

LAKEFRONT HOUSE FOR RENT 2story home on lake, 2-BR, 2-BA, 1-car garage, wood stove, energyefficient, W/D hookup. 2885 Georgia Shore Rd. 30 min. from Burl.

Avail. immed. $1200/mo. Info: 802-859-0455.

LOVELY, LARGE APT + GARAGE Beautiful, lg. 1-BR (950 sq.ft., 5 rooms) w/ garage. Lg. windows, lots of light, high ceilings, HDWD (refinished), porch, efficient gas heater, totally refurbished & re-

SWANTON, BUSHEY RD. 3-BR house, garage, W/D hook-ups. $1200/mo. Avail. now. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1021, www.nevilleco.com. Info:.

WINOOSKI HOUSE FOR RENT 3BR, 2-car garage, lg. deck, W/D. $1100/mo. + utils. & sec. dep.

Avail. Apr. 1. Call Sarah. Info: 802-922-6175.

TOWNHOUSE IN COLCHESTER 2BR, 1.5-BA beautiful 1125 sq.ft. split-level townhouse. Skylight, gas fireplace, Pergo wood floors, tennis, pool, small deck, carport, trash/snow, pets neg. Avail. 3/01. $1300/mo. Info: 802-734-1233.

WINOOSKI LECLAIR ST STUDIO 2nd floor, parking, quiet neighborhood. Avail. May 1. $505/mo.

Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com.

UPPER MAPLE STUDIO APT. Clean, quiet, storage, full kitchen, recent paint & carpet, park

ing, W/D. Single room w/ shared NICE WINOOSKI 2-BR PETS OK BA. $625/mo. incl. utils. NS/pets.

Friendly neighborhood, on-site Refs. Info: Prospect Properties, 2/29/08 3:16:36 PM W/D. Discounted rent if paid by 802-658-8056, Studio404@comthe 1st. Pets OK! Section-8 OK. cast.net.

Avail. Apr. 1. $950/mo. + utils.

VERGENNES 2-BR apt. 2nd floor, Info: 802-316-2513. quiet, W/D hookups, off-street SO BURLINGTON: NEW PRICE! parking. Incl. heat/HW. $795/mo.

Logwood St. Bright 2-BR, 1-BA + dep. Avail. 4/1. No Dogs. Info: duplex, garage, storage/utility 802-655-1474. room, W/D, yard. Avail. now; 12-, WINOOSKI Beautiful Victorian 18-mo. lease. Brand new carpet2+BR, parking, storage, yard, ing & paint. No pets. $950/mo. laundry. Avail. now. $1000/mo. + Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & utils. Info: 802-893-1093.

Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, WINOOSKI - LG 1-BDRM. $725/ 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.Hicko- mo + utils. Off street parking. 2nd Flr. Info: 802-363-2442. kandBoardman.com.

painted, new stove & fridge, upGREAT TOWN HOUSE! Essex Jct. graded kitchen & BA, W/D, sepa2-BR, 2-BA, W/D, carport, ground 2x2-homeshare030508.indd 1 rate locked storage. Lovely, small floor, gas heat. Village Glen Unit. bldg. near UVM, FAHC. Avail. Mar. No dogs. Well-maintained. Avail.

16. 1-year lease (min.), credit Apr. 1. $1050/mo. incl. water, check, refs., sec. dep. No dogs. trash. 802-373-9010. $1150/mo. + gas heat & elec.

HOUSE FOR RENT Lg. farmhouse Info: 802-425-4549, liamL5inc@ on 8 acres of land. Open floor hotmail.com. plan. Lg. kitchen. Laundry room

LUXURY APTS AVAILABLE! Montpelier, VT. Brand new 2-BR luxury townhouses w/deck, DW and W/D hookup. $950/mo. + utils. w/garage, or $925/mo. + utils. w/carport. River Station Condominiums, convenient to Stonecutterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Way, the bike path and Hunger Mountain Co-op. To make an appointment for a showing, please call Rachel at 476-4493 ext. 230.

Newer home in desirable Old North End location, walking distance to lake and downtown, 2 lg. BRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 1.5-BA, full basement, lg. backyard with organically maintained veggie patch, flower beds, efficient gas heat, move-in condition. $228,000.

Priced below appraisal.

Call Arun, 845-652-0775.

5 bedrooms, 3 full baths, custom wetbar, new hardwood floors through out the house, wood burning fireplace, oversize garage, new paint, kitchen, windows, doors, vinal siding. Recently upgraded throughout. Over 2700 sq.ft., very private neighborhood.

Asking $279,900. Call Tom for showing.

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New super energy efficient 2000 sq.ft. 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom Waterbury home on 3.3 acres.

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WINOOSKI, HICKOK ST. 2-BR Avail. May 1. HDWD, parking. No dogs. $815/mo. 802-660-3481, x1021. www.nevilleco.com. Info:.

WINOOSKI: 2-BR ON RIVER! West Canal St.: Cute, 1-BA, 1000 sq.ft., sliding doors overlook water, fresh paint, new birch laminate, W/D. Small pet. Avail. now; 1-year. $1200/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rent al s @ hickokandboardman. com, www.HickokandBoardman. com.

Housemates 2 ROOMS IN GREAT HOUSE Upstairs room for $500/mo. or full finished basement w/ private BA & LR for $700/mo. Rooms are furnished w/ beds & bureaus but could be easily removed. Easygoing male roommates, nice small dog, great neighborhood & neighbors, plenty of storage, wireless, full use of kitchen, pans, dishes & both LRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. Info: Ian Kelley, 802999-1779, organicbodybuilding. com.

MILTON: RESTORED COLONIAL Main St. Everything new! BeauKatrina Roberts, Realtor tiful, 4-BR, 2-BA, 1700 sq.ft., amazing custom kitchen, cherry floors. Not furnished. Avail. now; 802.482.5232 | Katrina@vermontgreentree.com 12-, 18-mo. lease. $1600/mo.

Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & WINOOSKI 1-BR with full bath.

Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, SO. BURLINGTON Avail. now.

Great location in nice residential BEDROOM IN QUEEN CITY PARK 2x1c-greentree022008.indd 2/25/08 10:26:29 AM 802-846-9568, rentals@hickoEastwood Condo. 12-BR, 2-BA, W/ area. On Bus Line. Next to colleges Female to share home. Lg. room, kandboardman.com, www.Hicko- D, parking, storage unit, fitness and hospitals. Gas heat. No pets/ own BA, fenced yard. Small dog kandBoardman.com. room on-site, gas incl. $1400/mo. smoking. $695/mo. Call (802)655allowed. On the lake, park & bike Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 MONKTON LG. STUDIO APT. HDWD, 3325 Info: 802-655-3325. trails. $650/mo. Info: Melissa, ext.

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Info:. many windows, great scenery. 20 802-922-6654. min. from Burlington. $850/mo.

SPACIOUS AND PRIVATE Newly WINOOSKI 2-BR Clean, updated, + utils. Laundry incl. Avail. 4/1. refurbished Burlington duplex, off-street parking, porches, W/D BRISTOL, FREE ROOM & BOARD In hookups. NS/dogs. Avail. now exchange for cooking, food shopInfo: 802-355-1928.

3-BR (lg.), 2-BA, W/D, parking. ping, organizing, folding laundry New carpets, paint, flooring. or Apr. 1. $850/mo. + utils. Call or email. Info: 802-425-3158, and cleaning. Beautiful home w/ $1575/mo. Email for info. Phone fireplace, view & much more. Fefor viewing. Info: 802-578-7113, SS05404@aol.com. male only. Info: 802-453-7738. barbzmail@wbhsi.net.

BURLINGTON NEAR UVM/FAHC Female preferred, 1 room in quiet, 5-BR house, Colchester Ave. W/D, off-street parking, big back yard, garage/storage. 1 min. to FAHC/ UVM. $400/mo.+ utils. Info: 802-734-8880.

BURLINGTON ROOM FOR RENT Lg., furnished, in 3-BR townhouse, private BA, wireless, close to downtown, on bike path, steps to private sandy beach, community pool. Share house w/ 2 friendly, neat 30-something men & sweet, quiet, small dog. $350/mo. Info: Carl Kiessling, 802-922-8841.

COLCHESTER POND FARMHOUSE Share this clean, quiet house with 1M & 1F 30ish professionals. 20 min. to Burlington yet feels rural. $500/mo. incl. utils., Internet.

Cell phone required. Info: Foreground landscape design/build, Wilder Wheelock, 802-355-2686, wilderwheelock@hotmail.com, www.wilderwheelock.com.

MILTON FARMHOUSE & GARDENS Mature, easygoing HM to share farmhouse & organic gardens w/ naturalist/writer & friendly, 2-yr-old dog. 1-BR. $475/mo. utils. incl. Some work exchange possible. Call Laurie. Info: 802-893-1845.

RICHMOND HOUSEMATE Country living w/ Madison Avenue accomodations. Mature lesbian professional seeks queer-friendly housemate. Privacy, 25 min. commute to Burly, pets neg. $525/mo. utils. incl. Info: 802-363-4108.

ROOMATE NEEDED Young professional or graduate student needed to share cozy 2-BR townhouse.

Must love animals, quiet location & close to everything. Info: Steph, 802-236-5736.

ROOMMATE WANTED Sunny room w/ HDWD on 40 acres 20 min. north of Montpelier. Looking for friendly, responsible, clean housemate in their 20â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s-30â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. Info: saraerica@yahoo.com.

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Roomate Wanted: Taj Mahal on the Burlington bus line needed for a charming 40 something man with mild developmental disabilities. Best match is a peer age guy or couple who enjoy an active lifestyle. A tax free $12,000 annual stipend is provided. Please contact Maris Hamilton at (802) 488-6571 to learn more about this great opportunity.

Share a great country home Share this beautiful country home with three professional adults.

Great country setting in Essex Junction. Wonderful housemates, spectacular Mt. Mansfield views, and lots of space! Info: Roderic Knights Jr., 802-356-5001, rknights@pshift.com.

Quiet Richmond Office 11’ x 11’, avail. now. $365/mo. incl. heat & elec. Quiet w/ big window.

Perfect for a home-based business that has outgrown the home office. Info: EnSave, Inc., 802434-1844, www.ensave.com.

So.Burlington Office Space Approx. 300 sq.ft. on ground floor of conveniently located Class A building. Well suited for 1-2 persons. Furnished. Professionals only. $450/mo. incl. parking & utils. Info: Bill, 802-264-6701.

Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views.

Incls. parking. Info: Ken, 802-865-3450.

South Burlington Clean, mature, dependable person needed to share 3-bedroom apt. in farmhouse. W/D. $400/mo. incl. utils.

Avail. 4/1 or 5/1. Info: Sean, 802-864-9614.

Housing Wanted Aug. House Rental Needed House wanted, all of August. Former Burlington family now in NJ seeks 3-BR+ house near bike path & lake. Up to $6000/mo. Info: EBmetoo@aol.com.

Beautiful Home For 2 Two professional women & a well-trained lab looking for wonderful 2-BR home, apt. or homeshare 15 min. outside of Burlington. We are friendly, responsible, fun, artistic & open-minded. Info: Tresa Jenkins, 802-324-8125.

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Office/ Commercial Burlington Main Street Landing. Join our neighborhood of creative and friendly businesses in a healthy and beautiful environment, www.waterfronttheatre. org. Info: Melinda Moulton, 802864-7999, www.mainstreetlanding.com.

2005 Buick Century Estate clearance: 30K, showroom-clean, loaded. Under cover & avail. for your immediate purchase. None nicer! None cleaner! Don’t fix that old car; replace it! $13,250. Info: 802-863-4366.

97 Mitsubishi Mirage White, runs good. 120K, no serious problems. Standard transmission.

Very little rust. New snow tires! $1200/OBO. Info: 802-324-3167, xnevaeh19@yahoo.com.

Motorcycles Cars/Trucks $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS Cars from $500! Tax repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more!

For listings call 1-800-706-1759 ext. 6443. (AAN CAN) Info:.

2006 kawasaki Ninja 650R 6500 miles. Silver/black w/ red frame. Superclean, never down, many add-ons. Well-maintained, always stored inside. $4800.

1989 BMW 535i, white Black leather int., CD, moon roof, kept in great cond., nearly everything has been replaced, a few small cosmetic flaws, great solid car. Blue book $5500; selling for $3500/OBO. Info: Katherine, 802-985-2456.

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1997 Pontiac Grand Prix GT Auto., dark green, 184K, ABS, PDS, A/C, remote starter, premium radio, 25-30 mpg. Clean, mechanic-maintained, drives great, good brakes & tires. $2500. Call Bob. Info: 802-372-5523.

1998 HONDA CIVIC HX 100K, A/C, power windows (tinted), CD, XM-ready Polk speakers, alloy rims. Excellent cond., no rust, runs great. $4500. Info: Christian Kuzia, 802-338-0602, CKuzia@ hotmail.com.

BURLINGTON OFFICE SPACE Share our outstanding professional downtown office space. 3-5 offices avail. w/ unobstructed Lake & Adirondack views. Shared reception area & library. Rent incl. heat, utils., Internet access. Info, call John. Info: 802-658-3025.

Downtown Richmond Prime office space. Heat & electricity incl. Starting at $325/mo. Info: 802-343-2102.

2001 audi a6 2.7 Quartro AWD, twin turbo, heated leather front/ rear, sunroof, auto tiptronic, 6-CD changer, silver w/ black leather, 1-owner, 139K. Excellent condition. $8500/best. Info: Tom Nguyen, 802-598-5348.

2000 Honda CR-V Blue, 5-spd., A/C, cruise, tape player, new tires, good condition, 113K. $7500. 802272-0157. Info: 802-728-9199.

2001 Honda Odyssey LX All power, A/C, CD, new transmission in 2007, 173K. One owner, well-maintained, good condition. $7000/OBO. Info: 802-238-4180.

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coating, etc. (AAN CAN) Info: ZENNIOPTICAL.COM. Patagonia R4 Jacket Women’s size small, red. Windproof, lightweight fleece w/ stretch; zippered handwarmer pockets & 2 internal pockets. Great for winter sports. $125. Info: 802-863-1537.

Timberland W Boots Sz 6.5 Ivande style, black w/ tan straps.

Practically new, bought in November. $50. Info: 802-236-1276.

Wedding Gown Strapless 4 Light ivory wedding gown. Size 4. Brand new, unaltered. Beading along hem, on bodice & down train. Matching beaded shawl. $250. Info: 802-236-1276.

Electronics Car Stereo Amplifier Lightening Audio B150.2, 2-channel, 150-watt. Like-new used condition - works great! $50. Call Pat. Info: 802-598-8134.

Polk Audio 10” Car Sub GNR sub in an enclosed Q-Logic hatch-style box. Great used condition! $50. Call Pat. Info: 802-598-8134.

Sony CD/MP3 car stereo Model CDX-F5710, brand new in box w/ wiring harness & antenna adapter. Too many incredible features to list. $150/OBO. Call Pat. Info: 802-598-8134.

Attn: Students NOW LEASING SPINNER PLACE, brand new off-campus apartments for students, is now leasing for Fall 2008!

Apply individually, or with a group, for a 2-4 bedroom apartment-style suite.

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SPINNERPLACE.COM HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE Set of interior French louvered doors w/ 4:42:38 PM hinges, solid pine. Fit2/13/08 28” opening. $40. Info: 802-862-5588.

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1995 BMW 525i Black w/ beige int., 6-cyl. auto., loaded, 154K, CD, sunroof. Good condition, drives & runs excellently. $3500.

Call Bob. Info: 802-372-5523.

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Surround-Sound System +Sub 5 speakers w/ sub from Design Acoustics. Some speaker cables included. $100/OBO. Info: Hunter Hard, 802-343-3395.

‘07 Toyota PRIUS 2710 mi. Mint Hybrid, really like new, purchased in late ‘07. Only 2710 mi.! Stored in heated garage for 63 of my owners days, (was away on business). Has original Goodyear All Season tires as well as set of Hakkapeltia snows bought in Jan. You get both sets. Upgraded model w/ power everything, keyless entry, security system, backup camera, ABS, traction (TRACS) 6CD/MP-5 player, takes iPod/Sirius in aux input & more! Hate to sell, but first one to $24,400 gets it. Info: David Giancola, 802-236-7695, dave@edgewoodstudios.com.

2000 Honda Civic Black, auto., 2-dr. coupe, A/C, CD, 108K. $6200.

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Office Space Wanted Seeking to share office space (or rent on an occasional basis) in a professional setting w/ parking in the greater Burlington area. Info: Debra, 802-598-7161, mediationvt@live.com.

2003 Ford Ranger Auto., V6, 4x4, 46K, bedliner, 4-dr., 3 seats, AC, foglights, well-maintained. $11,500. Info: Betty Chase, 802-479-0694.

acura integra 1998 LS Coupe.

5-spd., CD/am/fm, moonroof, alloys, tilt wheel, cruise control, power W/D, front air bags, Nokia tires. Reliable, fun. 137K. $3700/ OBO. Info: 802-434-5672.

South Starksboro To share big, beautiful country home. 30 acres. NS/pets/children. $500/ mo. includes utils. Dep. required.

802-543-5409 #1, lescoe@ madriver.com. Avail. now. Info: 802-543-5409.

Winooski Share, $350 23-yearold M looking for roommate. Lg. BR w/ 2 windows, 3-season porch, W/D in basement. Avail. immed. $350/mo. lv. msg. Info: 802-6558054, chardy0128@yahoo.com.

2001 KIA SPECTRA 4-dr., 4-cyl., auto., great gas mileage, clean, 80K. $3500. Info: 802-863-0237, skyhorse205@yahoo.com.

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Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.

Bed-desk-bookshelf Loft Twin size, hardly used, like new, HDWD w/ light finish. Bed height approx. 3’. Great for kids. Delivery neg. Photos avail. on request. $250/OBO. Info: 802-644-8721.

Mattress Sets Brand new in plastic w/ warranty. Twin, $240.

Full, $285. Queen, $330. Info: 802-893-3888.

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Pets CHINESE SHAR-PEI PUPS Beautiful, wrinkled pups. AKC, all shots. Very friendly & affectionate. Ready to meet their new best friend. Email for pictures. Info: 802-457-4039, wrinklepups80@ aol.com.

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Appliances/ Tools/Parts

Italian greyhound puppies Born Jan. 17, ‘08; blue/white or fawn/white males, parents 12 pounds. This breed is affectionate, intelligent & very playful.

Veterinarian-raised, dewormed, vaccinated. Info: 802-223-1736, karen@lapera.com, lapera.com.

Entertainment/ Tickets

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1000-watt Grow light Bulb, ballast, hood - the whole 9 yards for starting your plants. Has less than 300 hrs. Bought in winter for $980; sell for $550/OBO. Info: Katherine, 802-985-2456.

4 Michelin Tires 215-60-16 All-seasons, only 23K on them.

Great for summer tires. $85. Call or email. Info: 802-355-3671, jupitervt@hotmail.com.

Louet Spinning Wheel S-15 One treadle, incl. 3 bobbins.

Like brand new, barely used. $175 firm. Info: Susan Rickstad, 802-878-0473.

Clothing/ Jewelry $8 PRESCRIPTION EYEGLASSES Custom made to your prescription, stylish plastic or metal frame, Highindex, UV protection, antiscratch lens, case, lenscloth for only $8. Also available: Rimless, Titanium, Children’s, Bifocals, Progressives, Suntints, AR

Drivers w/ late models vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. Info: 802-658-1464.

Solid gold, Dancers Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, deer camp or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. New talent welcome. Info: 802-658-1464.

WILL PAY DOUBLE 4 BONE THUG I’ll double the price you paid for tickets to the Bone Thugs concert, Mar. 28, Higher Ground! If anybody wants to sell, let me know! Info: Bryan Emerson, 802-578-6377.

YogaVT 10 Class Card & Mat Yoga Vermont 10 class card & yoga mat. Was a gift, don’t have time to use it. Makes a great gift for someone else! $105. Info: andrea.charest@gmail.com.

Furniture

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3-Piece Glass Table Set In great condition. Just don’t have the use or room for it. $125/OBO. Info: 802-343-2544, nikkif8@hotmail.com.

Armoir, solid pine! 78”H x 35” x 19”D. 5 lg. drawers, 2 shelves (one adjustable). $750/OBO. Info: 802-655-4224.

BATHROOM VANITY Oak, 31”x21”, w/ Kohler sink, Moen faucet & countertop. This complete unit is in very good condition. $125/all.

Info: Bob Dipaolo, 802-862-5588.

Bunk Bed-Solid Wood Still in original box. Easy to assemble. Sturdy & safe. Cost $795; sell only $325. Info: Beth S, 802-893-7296.

Cherry Bedroom Set Headboard, footboard, side rails, dresser, chest, 2 nightstands, mirror. All in boxes, never opened. Can split up. Cost $4500; sell $1250. Info: 802-893-6677.

Dining Room Set Moving sale.

Table: 64” w/ two 15” leaves & pads. Six chairs. China cabinet: 5’x81”. Must sell. $899/OBO. Info: 802-482-3797.

Leavitt O.E.Bulldog Pups Leavitt, Olde English Bulldog Puppies, the cutest you’ve ever seen. 8 weeks old, shots, ready to go. Looks & attitude of a bulldog w/o associated health problems.

Great w/ kids. Rare breed. $1500/ M (1 left), $1800/F (4). Info: Rolf Humburg, 802-881-1985.

Pure-Bred Male Chihuahua Six months old, tan-colored. All shots, neutered & paper-trained.

Extremely friendly! Moving into an apt., can’t take him. $800.

Info: Louise Leu, 802-338-2627.

Sports Equipment Burton Jussi Board Snowboard, 154” ($250). Burton boots, Men’s size 10 ($30). Burton binding ($15). $280/all. Used only 6 times this year. Info: Ferdi_fischer@gmx.de.

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VIOLIN Full size. Excellent condition. Case & bow incl. $200. Info: 802-434-3271.

« buy this stuff Salomon Snowboard Bindings Women’s size S/M. “Poison” - top-of-the-line, pro bindings.

Brand new in the box, all accessories incl. $75. Call Pat. Info: 802-598-8134.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

CARS DEAD OR ALIVE $ Paid WANTED old/foreign/collector cars running or not. Finder fee paid for leads on these cars that I buy. Money waiting. Info: Milo Dewitt, 802-454-8383, MiloDewitt@wildblue.net.

Louet Spinning Wheel S-15 One treadle, incl. 3 bobbins.

Like brand new, barely used. $175 firm. Info: Susan Rickstad, 802-878-0473.

Randall Crosby, 802-865-3890, randolin@verizon.net, www.vermontzen.org.

Instruction

First Step Studio Now open. $10 a track. Vocals free. Design, duplication and publication services with a professional musician on hand. Located in Burlington.

Info: Dux, 802-578-2670.

Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, “Bluegrass 101” workshops & more. Refs.; results; convenient scheduling 7 days/week! Info: Andy Greene, 802-658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail.com, www.andysmountainmusic.com.

Keyboard-Singer needed Keyboard player needed for a ‘60s - ‘90s classic rock band.

Vocals a definite plus. Call for info. Info: Margaret Butterfield, 802-878-6337.

Looking for band Looking to start/join a metal band in Burlington or surrounding area. Experienced, have gear, easy to work with. Very dedicated. Info: Sean Moore, 802-338-8826. looking for bassist We are sivhed, looking for a chunkalicious, molar-shaking, bottom-end bassist for funk/metal 4-piece.

Practices in Central VT. Call Mark (454-1881) or Dan (454-1141).

Info:.

Snatam Kaur Concert Snatam Kaur Concert Thursday, March 20, 7:30-9:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, Burlington.

Tickets at Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, 660-8060 or online at www.

SpiritVoyage.com. Info:.

Starting Band Need lead guitarist (backup vocals a must), bassist, drummer, maybe keyboards. Any vocals a plus. Influences: Buckcherry, 3Doors Down, Rusted Root, Bob Dylan.

Info: Keiser Sosai Ink, Keiser Sosai, 802-893-7251, myspace. com/keisersosaiofficialsite.

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Bass Guitar Lessons W/Aram Bedrosian. For all levels and styles. Beginners welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, slapbass and more in a fun, professional setting. Years of teaching/ playing experience. Convenient Pine St. studio. Info: Bass Guitar Lessons with Aram Bedrosian, Aram Bedrosian, 802-598-8861, bassalisk@yahoo.com, www.arambedrosian.com.

Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory and ear training.

Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels.

Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ verizon.net, www.rickbelford. com.

Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty). Info: 802-8627696, www.paulasbell.com.

MUSIC LESSONS Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles.

20 years experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in So. Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@gmail.com.

Could you be our next new face?

Info: Fusion Management Group, Ltd., 802-865-2234, info@fusionmgmtgrp.com, www.fusionmgmtgrp.com.

Call to Artists Fools’ Gold Art Auction Fools’ Gold Artists Fund wants your art for our 9th annual April Fools’ Fundraising Auction! All proceeds help local artists get “a leg up” on projects, supplies, lessons, etc. Drop off art at Jamba’s Junktiques, 324 N. Winooski, or call 607-382-3441 for pick-up. Info: 802-863-4649. Thanks!

Creative Space Artists to share studios Looking for artists to share a big studio w/ lots of light on Pine, or a smaller one on Main. Call to talk. Info: Burgess Russell, 860434-3631, burgessrussell.com.

Shelburne Art Studios For rent: two 2nd-story art-center studios, 9x17, w/ outside deck or south window. Ideal for paint, fabric, metal. In town, close to bus.

Renovations permitted. $300/mo. & $400/mo. Email Joyce. Info: jhuf f@shelburnear tcenter.org, www.shelburneartcenter.org.

Concert for Costa Rica To raise money for a rural education fund in Isla Venado & Cabuya island, Costa Rica. Shelburne Town Hall, Route 7, March 22, 7 p.m. Info: Sponsored by Vermont Zen Center and Casa Zen of Costa Rica.,

classical Acoustic/Elec. Applause guitar, classical nylon 6-string, rosewood fretboard, natural finish, sounds & looks beautiful, on board tuner. New: $349; asking $200. Pics on request. Info: 802-763-8241.

Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Telephone and face-to-face counseling for individuals and couples.

Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield.

Info: 802-496-7135.

Creative HD Video Creations We are filmmakers looking to create professional TV Spots and Promotional Videos. We shoot HD, edit, and output to DVD. Call for sample work. Info: Vigil Verite Productions, 802-272-6538, yachacha@ gmail.com.

Education

Monotype Prints for Sale Local Burlington-area artist.

Abstract, landscape scenery, sunsets. Waterbase prints. Ask for Brad. Info: Al Charland, 802-363-7096.

Tutor ages 5-12 Burl. Area Academic subjects, grade levels: 1-6. Help w/ homework, study skills, enrichment or remedial.

Qualifications: K-6 Certification, M.A. in Elementary Education. Six-years experience. Info: 802-985-4167.

Tutoring Grades 6-12 I am an experienced educator offering tutoring services to help students catch-up, keep-up and understand their schoolwork. Patient, strengths-based approach. Info: 802-372-3420.

Baldwin Grand, lovely tone Baldwin grand piano, 6’3”, Circa 1925. Lovely melodic sound.

Tuned regularly. $1950/OBO. Info: lynstec@yahoo.com.

Bands/ Musicians

Motivation Hypnosis Maureen Finnerty Turner, RN, M.Ed, LCMHC, Hypnotherapist/Psychotherapist.

Downtown Burlington w/free parking. Hypnosis helps: attention, anxiety, test taking, depression, focusing, phobias, PTSD, panic, pain, healing, performance, procrastination, sports, relationships, smoking, diet & exercise, child/ adolescent/adult. Insurance/credit cards accepted. Info: Maureen Turner, 802-658-2140, mturner@motivationhypnosis. com, http://www.motivationhypnosis.com.

For Sale

Acoustic Guitar Baby Taylor, w/ hardshell case. Excellent condition. $225. Info: 802-355-9412.

Accordion Hohner Cajun Ariette w/ case, straps, 2 instructional VHS tapes, associated manuals. Decided to concentrate on my guitar. $250. Info: 802-872-0485.

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Entertainment Childcare Auditions/ Casting Get Discovered Today! We’re looking for you. “Open Calls” every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month, 2:30 p.m. - 4:30 p.m.

Firefly Kids Childcare Ctr Has openings for infants-age 5, full & part-time openings. Info: Brandy, 802-985-2650.

For Your Pleasure Need a break from winter? Warm-up by hosting a FYP party. Lotions & Adult Novelties. Ask me how to start a For Your Pleasure business! Info: For Your Pleasure, Deb Remick, IBA, 802-295-1546, www.foryourpleasure.net/debr.

Hot Bodies Entertainment Best adult entertainment. Male & Female performers for any occasion. New talent welcome. www.sexy1babes.com Info: 802-661-0067.

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All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis.

Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the:

HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309.

OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

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ACT 250 NOTICE APPLICATION AND HEARING #4C0436-11F 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On February 26, 2008, Michael Kokell filed application #4C043611F for a project described as the creation of 6 lots with construction of a shared access driveway.

The project is located on Bolton Valley Access road in the Town of Bolton. This project will be evaluated by the District 4 Environmental Commission in accordance with the 10 environmental criteria of 10 V.S.A. § 6086(a).

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A prehearing conference is scheduled for March 27, 2008 1:00 p.m. at the Essex Junction District Office of the Agency of Natural Resources, 111 West Street, Essex Junction, Vermont. Anyone seeking party status in the application proceedings must attend the prehearing conference or submit a written request, pursuant to Act 250 Rule 14, on or before March 27, 2008.

Prehearing conferences are scheduled for March 27, 2008 1:30 p.m. at the Essex Junction District Office of the Agency of Natural Resources, 111 West Street, Essex Junction, Vermont. Anyone seeking party status in the application proceedings must attend the prehearing conferences or submit a written request, pursuant to Act 250 Rule 14, on or before March 27, 2008.

The following people or organizations may participate in the prehearing for this project:

The following people or organizations may participate in the prehearings for these projects:

1. Statutory parties: The municipality, the municipal planning commission, the regional planning commission, any adjacent municipality, municipal planning commission or regional planning commission if the project lands are located on a town boundary, and affected state agencies.

1. Statutory parties: The municipality, the municipal planning commission, the regional planning commission, any adjacent municipality, municipal planning commission or regional planning commission if the project lands are located on a town boundary, and affected state agencies.

2. Adjoining property owners: May participate to the extent they can demonstrate that the proposed project will have a direct effect on their properties under the ten criteria of Act 250 pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E).

2. Adjoining property owners: May participate to the extent they can demonstrate that the proposed project will have a direct effect on their properties under the ten criteria of Act 250 pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E).

3. Other persons: May participate to the extent they can demonstrate that they have with a particularized interest protected by Act 250 that may be affected by an act or decision by the District Commission pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E).

3. Other persons: May participate to the extent they can demonstrate that they have with a particularized interest protected by Act 250 that may be affected by an act or decision by the District Commission pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E).

If you wish further information regarding participation in this hearing, please contact the District Coordinator at the address below before the date of the prehearing. If you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify this office at least seven days prior to the above hearing date.

If you wish further information regarding participation in these prehearings, please contact the District Coordinator at the address below before the date of the prehearing. If you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify this office at least seven days prior to the above hearing date.

Copies of the application and plans for this project are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the Bolton Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office.

The application can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site: www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup by clicking on “District Commission Cases” and entering the case number above.

Copies of the applications and plans for these projects are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the Bolton Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office.

The applications can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site: www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup by clicking on “District Commission Cases” and entering the case numbers above.

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 10th day of March, 2008.

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 10th day of March, 2008.

By: /s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802.879.5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

By: /s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802.879.5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

ACT 250 NOTICE APPLICATION AND HEARING #4C0436-33 & #4C0436-26A 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092

On February 22, 2008, Meadowlane Housing Associates, L.P. and Milton Associates, filed application # 4C0379-1 for a project generally described as:

On February 14, 2008, Mountain Operations and Development LLC and Catamount Bolton Land LLC filed application #4C0436-33 for a project described as the Master Plan for the Ski Resort and on February 27, 2008, they filed application #4C0436-26A for a project described as an expansion of the number of trails used for the 4 X 4 training school. Both projects are located on Bolton Valley Access road in the Town of Bolton.

These projects will be evaluated by the District 4 Environmental Commission in accordance with the 10 environmental criteria of 10 V.S.A. § 6086(a).

The expansion of an existing elderly housing project (Meadowlane Apartments) from 20 to 36 units.

The Project includes the construction of a two-story building with associated parking and connection to the municipal water and sewer systems. The Project is located at 36 Villemaire Lane in the Town of Milton, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Milton Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before Monday, March 24, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion.

Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us

by Monday, March 24, 2008.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 28th day of February, 2008.

By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On February 29, 2008, Sleepy Hollow Ski & Bike Center LLC, filed application #4C0422-8 for a project generally described as: construction of 42’ x 52’ open post & beam pavilion for use as a picnic gathering area or wedding tent. The Project is located on Sherman Hollow Road in the Towns of of Huntington and Hinesburg Vermont.

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Dated at the City of Burlington in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont this 29th day of February, 2008.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 3rd day of March 2008.

« legals The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Huntington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before March 25, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status.

Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us

by March 25, 2008.

By /s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us NOTICE OF TAX SALE The resident and nonresident owners, lienholders and mortgagees of Lands in the City of Burlington, in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont, are hereby notified that the real estate taxes assessed by such City for fiscal year(s)/tax year(s) 2005, 2006, and 2007 remain, either in whole or in part, unpaid and delinquent on the following described lands and premises in the City of Burlington, to wit: Owner(s) of Record: Guy L. Southwell; Heather A. Southwell; Constance E. Southwell; Joseph A. Southwell; Jeannette Y. Southwell.

Property Address: 97 North Cove Rd. Tax Account/Map Lot Number: # 021-1-010-000. Deed recorded at: Vol. 503, Pg. 595 & Vol. 503, Pg. 597 on March 9, 1994; Vol. 263, Pg. 276 on August 6, 1979; Vol. 282, Pg. 146 on March 12, 1982. Reference may be had to said deeds for a more particular description of said lands and premises, as the same appears in the Land Records of the City of Burlington, and so much of the lands will be sold at public auction Conference Room 12, City Hall, 149 Church St., Burlington, Vermont 05401 on April 3, 2008 at 1:00 o’clock in the afternoon, as shall be requisite to discharge said taxes, fees and costs together with costs and other fees allowed by law, unless the same be previously paid or otherwise resolved.

Jonathan P. A. Leopold, Jr. Chief Administrative Officer Burlington, Vermont NOTICE OF TAX SALE The resident and nonresident owners, lienholders and mortgagees of Lands in the City of Burlington, in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont, are hereby notified that the real estate taxes assessed by such City for tax year(s) 1995, 2006, 2007 remain, either in whole or in part, unpaid and delinquent on the following described lands and premises in the City of Burlington, to wit: Owner of Record: Scott P. Chapman. Property Address: 228-230 Elmwood Avenue. Tax Account/ Map Lot Number: # 044-3-026000. Deed recorded at: Vol. 672, Pg. 424, on March 8, 2001. Reference may be had to said deed for a more particular description of said lands and premises, as the same appears in the Land Records of the City of Burlington, and so much of the lands will be sold at public auction Conference Room 12, City Hall, 149 Church St., Burlington, Vermont 05401 on April 3, 2008 at 11:00 o’clock in the forenoon, as shall be requisite to discharge such taxes with fees and costs together with costs and other fees allowed by law to be collected as real estate taxes, unless the same be previously paid or otherwise resolved.

Dated at the City of Burlington in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont this 29th day of February, 2008.

Jonathan P. A. Leopold, Jr. Chief Administrative Officer Burlington, Vermont NOTICE OF TAX SALE The resident and nonresident owners, lienholders and mortgagees of Lands in the City of Burlington, in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont, are hereby notified that the real estate taxes assessed by such City for fiscal/tax year(s) 2007 remain either in whole or in part, unpaid and delinquent on the following described lands and premises in the City of Burlington, to wit:

Owner(s) of Record: Leo W. Bushey, Jr. and Larry J. Bushey.

Property Address: 256 North Winooski Ave., Burlington VT. Tax Account/Map Lot Number: # 0443-151-000. Deed recorded at: Vol. 680, Pg. 478, on May 18, 2001.

Reference may be had to said deed for a more particular description of said lands and premises, as the same appears in the Land Records of the City of Burlington and so much of the lands will be sold at public auction Conference Room 12, City Hall, 149 Church St., Burlington, Vermont 05401 on April 3, 2008 at 10:00 o’clock in the forenoon, as shall be requisite to discharge said taxes together with costs and other fees allowed by law, unless the same be previously paid or otherwise resolved.

Dated at the City of Burlington in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont this 29th day of February, 2008.

Jonathan P. A. Leopold, Jr. Chief Administrative Officer Burlington, Vermont PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Final plat application #SD-0815 of Wedgewood Development Corp. to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of 273 residential units and an 18-hole golf course. The amendment consists of revising the size of footprint lots for units #1-4 & #6-9, Nicklaus Circle.

2. Appeal #AO-08-01 of Wesco, Inc. appealing the issuance of Notice of Violation #NV-08-04 by the Administrative Officer for numerous violations at 1118 Williston Road.

3. Appeal #AO-08-02 of Premium Petroleum, Inc appealing the issuance of Notice of Violation #NV-08-05 by the Administrative Officer for numerous violations at 1118 Williston Road.

4. Preliminary plat application #SD-08-18 of Sierra Pacific II amending a planned unit development consisting of 210 residential units, a 61 room hotel, a 20,000 sq. ft. movie theater building (1000 seats), a 22,500 sq. ft. restaurant/medical office/day care building, a 3500 sq. ft. restaurant with drive-through service, and a bank with drive-through service.

The amendment consists of: 1) constructing a 4000 sq. ft. addition to the building at 7 Fayette Drive and 2) converting 17,900 sq. ft. of restaurant and indoor recreation use to retail use, 7 Fayette Drive.

John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall.

March 12, 2008 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS.

CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S351-07 CnC Countrywide Home Loans, Inc., Plaintiff v.

Armel Mends-Cole And Occupants residing at 122 Shelburne Road, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Countrywide Home Loans, Inc. By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 The members of 966 Porter’s Point LLC hereby notify all creditors that the company has been dissolved. Any Claims against the company must be made in writing and sent to: PO Box 1124 Burlington, VT 05402. You must include the amount of the claim, documentation establishing a basis for the company’s obligation and the name, address and contact information for the claimant. Any Claim against the members of the company will be barred unless a proceeding to enforce the claim is commenced within five years of the publication of this notice, or sooner if a shorter limitations period applies.

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Countrywide Home Loans, Inc. to Armel Mends-Cole dated October 23, 2006 and recorded in Volume 978, Page 253 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 2:15 P.M. on April 2, 2008, at 122 Shelburne Road, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Travis Lapointe and Karra Gonyeau by Warranty Deed of Jutta Rentrop and Wilhelm Rentrop dated April 24, 2004 and of record in Volume 868, Page 172 of the Burlington Land Records.

BOCCELLI

7 year old Domestic Long Hair Persian. Neutered Male.

Came in with severe mats and had to be clipped. Very sweet lap cat.

Reason here: I wasn't getting along with the other cat in the home.

Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington.

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THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISES CENTER will be starting a free, confidential 10 week support group for adult female survivors of sexual assault in late April. Please contact 864-0555 for more information.

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SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com.

(OA) OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Tues., Thrus. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (Parking in back of church/please use back entrance).

Meetings are FREE and anonymous.

For more info please call 802-8632655.

LIVING WELL WITH LYMPHEDEMA All individuals living with any form of lymphedema are welcome. Meetings are held the second Wednesday of each month, March – June 2008 from 6-7:30 p.m. Join us in the FAHC Community Resource Center on the MCHV Campus. For additional info call the FAHC Resource Center at 847-8821.

RIGHTS FOR CAREGIVERS support group – If you are a part-time caregiver for elders for an agency in Chittenden County, we need you to help everyone obtain better wages and more respect for the work we do. Contact Zoe at 802-861-6000 or zoe1944@yahoo.com.

ARE YOU RECENTLY DIVORCED, SEPARTATED OR WIDOWED? Then come to the Avenue Bistro (6529999) on North Avenue in the Ethan Allen shopping center on Wednesday evenings from 7:30 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. and learn to live life again as a single person. Call Stan 233-5564 for more details.

WOMEN’S GROUP Married or single.

Saturday nights at 6 p.m. Held at 16 Abenake Way, Keen’s Crossing, Winooski. Jackie Konkol.

MEN & WOMEN’S GROUP Married or single. Friday nights at 6 p.m. Held at 16 Abenake Way, Keen’s Crossing, Winooski. Jackie Konkol.

SINGLE PARENTS and anyone single. Monday nights at 6 p.m. Held at 16 Abenake Way, Keen’s Crossing, Winooski. Jackie Konkol.

AL-ANON Family group 12-step.

Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick, VT. “WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence.

Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing.

Join us anytie! Child care reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick, VT. CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children. Meetings weekly in Winooski.

For more info. call Tana at 802893-4878 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-2295724 or 1-800-children.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Colchester daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital, from 122 p.m. Burlington evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Starr Farm Nursing Center, 98 Starr Farm Rd, from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772.

FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/management of addictions, compulsions, and their resulting imbalances on our lives.

Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol? Work? Sex? Television? Food?

Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a non-judgmental atmosphere.

Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802-399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@gmail.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome weekly group w/cofacilitators.

Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations.

Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6 p.m. - 8 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room.

ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 760-9203.

HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what living positive has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094.

PERSONAL IMPROVEMENT GROUP that focuses on building motivation, becoming more successful, and living with more passion. This group will also address issues such as the feelings of being stuck, unbalanced, stressed out, and lazy and then will discuss and work on learning and using new ideas and tools to create more supportive and positive habits. Call for more information 802-279-0231.

MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome. 18 years of age and older. Open discussion format.

Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, transitions, health, personal growth, grieving, healing, etc. Emotionally safe and confidential. Nonjudgmental, nonviolent. Groups led by trained cofacilitators. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations.

Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Corner of Elmwood Ave. and Allen St. Entrance on Allen St. Burlington, Vt. Every Thursday, 7-9 PM. Please be prompt. Suggested donation $5 - but none will be turned away for lack of donation. For info call: 434-8180. Visit us at lcmrc. org.

LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713.

CENTRAL VERMONT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL CHALLENGESWill meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month from 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New Members Welcome. Facilitated by Kristi Lenart, BA. For more information, call Kristi at 802-223-4744.

SHYNESS AND SOCIAL ANXIETY SUPPORT GROUP Practice new social skills and improve confidence in a supportive and professional setting. Contact Contact Otter Creek Assoc. 865-3450 ext 341 or email shy.group@yahoo.com.

DISCUSS “WHAT THE BLEEP…”and “Down the Rabbit Hole” – the layman’s way toward understanding latest quantum physics discoveries linking science and spirituality.

We’ll watch segments, talk about them, share experiences. Meeting place, Burlington area TBA. Call 802-861-6000 SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the Capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles, and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions.

Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@ cs.com PARENTING GROUP Parenting support and skill-building for people parenting kids of any age. New members welcome as space allows.

Please call for more information.

RiverValley Associates (802) 6517520.

STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, and etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR MEN IN CRISIS: Divorce, custody, relationship type support for men. Weekly meetings. Mondays, 6:30-7:30 p.m., at the Universalist Unitarian, top of Church St., Burlington.

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday. Burlington Police Station Community Room. One North Ave., South Entrance, next to Battery Park. VT CFIDS Assoc., Inc. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www.monkeyswithswings.com/vtcfidds.html.

MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800ACS-2345.

SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required.

802-527-7957.

MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802-3430910.

MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153.

MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good.

We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@ handelgroup.com or call 917-8871276.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6:00 – 7:30 p.m. at the The Holiday Inn, Oak Room, 1068 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Linda Livendale, 802-4799450, ljlivendale@yahoo.com.

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DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help.

Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Redstone Campus First Presbyterian Church, South Prospect St. Sat. 10-11:30 a.m. Contact Brenda, 802-4970522 or Cameron, 802-363-3747.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802862-4516 or visit www.cvana.org.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier.

Wednesdays, 5:15 - 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257.

BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749.

CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244.

EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936.

AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily. com for more info.

OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington.

Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384.

FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996.

HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment.

Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com.

DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285.

THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 4825319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present.

WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community.

Info, 658-1996.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.

VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m.

Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?

TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. weigh-in, 7-8 p.m. meeting.

Info, call Fred or Bennye, 6553317 or Patricia, 658-6904.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together.net/~cvana.

Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 802-760-9203.

SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309.

DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information?

Write addpartner@yahoo.com.

WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming?

Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1877-543-9498 for more info.

AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartvermont@ gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org.

NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne.org.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology.

Marlene, 999-8005.

SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com.

MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp.

862-6683 for info.

LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free).

FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors.

985-8600.

“HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m.

Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support.

DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, Burlington and Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., King Street Youth Center, 87 King St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 8937752 or Cameron, 363-3747.

BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free.

Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area.

AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free.

Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help.

DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205.

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Full time position at Copley House, a residential program of LCMHS. Plan, prepare and provide balanced meals in accordance with licensing and nutritional standards. You will also be a Member of Care Home Core Staff, working as a team member to ensure safety for clients and staff, contributes toward establishing and maintaining respectful and dignified atmosphere for clients. Position requires previous experience preferably in a human services related setting. We offer a comprehensive benefits package including three weeks vacation, sick and personal leave, health and dental insurance benefits as well as 401k savings plan plus more for all eligible employees.

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Our Developmental Services team is looking for a part-time Developmental home to provide a shared residence for a middle-aged man with developmental disabilities and mental health issues. A handicap accessible home preferred but is not required. Training and compensation provided. If interested, please contact Pam Sawyer at 888-5026.

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Our Developmental Services team is looking for a new member to join us as a respite provider in your accessible home or willing to stay in the home of the individual you would support. Must be active in the community, be able to provide personal care supports and be very involved as a team member. If interested please contact Pam Sawyer at 888-5026.

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Electronic Medical Record Manager This opportunity is a full-time benefit eligible position. Qualified applicants will possess a Bachelor's Degree in HIM with three years of related supervisory/management experience. The chosen candidate must be a Registered Health Information Administrator ( R.H.I.A.) or Registered Health Information Technician (R.H.I.T.). Strong project management skills with experience developing information systems programs is required.

Supervisor, Privacy/ROI This is an outstanding, full-time benefit eligible position. Applicants must have an Associates Degree with three years of combined medical records and supervisory experience, or the equivalent in education and experience. You must be a Registered Health Information Administrator (RHIA) or Registered Health Information Technician (RHIT) to apply. In this role, you will maintain various electronic systems as they relate to ROI tasks and you will function as a resource to ROI staff members and other DHMC staff. You will also develop and manage ROI personnel.

Documentation Specialist (Data Integrity) This opportunity is a full-time benefit eligible position. Qualified candidates must be graduates of an accredited Health Information Technician program, or the equivalent in education and experience. Requirements include a strong knowledge of medical terminology with basic computer skills. Excellent interpersonal, written and verbal communication skills as well as the ability to work independently with sound judgment is essential.

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Regional Account Manager Automotive Wire & Cable (AWC)

HUBER+SUHNER, Inc., is a rapidly growing organization engaged in the manufacture of high-quality RF connectors, high performance cable assemblies, lightning protectors, antennas, passive components and telecommunications systems.

Develop a complete knowledge of assigned accounts and competitors related to the AWC industry in given territory. Develop strategic relationships and implement sales strategy. Make all accounts in a given territory aware of HUBER+SUHNER capabilities in the AWC market. Responsible for a complete commercial and technical understanding of our entire product portfolio and fluency in our respective value propositions with a particular focus on AWC. Use product knowledge and engineering skill to meet customer needs and develop recommendations for new product solutions. Penetrate the accounts with our chosen product solutions. Variable worksites requiring extensive travel; up to 75% at customer locations, reporting to Essex Junction, VT headquarters.

The HUBER+SUHNER Group is a leading supplier of electrical and optical connectivity components and systems. Our customers in the communications, transport and industrial segments value us highly as specialists with profound application know-how. We unite radio frequency technology, fiber optics and low frequency technology under one roof.

Qualifications: Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in engineering, plus proven industry and product knowledge gained from a minimum 4 years experience in the job offered or a closely related occupation involving technical sales of wire & cable products. Required skills include technical proficiency, excellent oral and written communications skills, fluency in Microsoft Office Suite, good organizational skills, professional selling skills, competent presentation skills, multi-task orientation. Must possess a valid Driving license for the region and a clean driving record.

We offer a competitive salary and benefit program and the opportunity to join a well established company experiencing continuous growth. If you believe you have the necessary qualifications and would like to join our team, please forward your resume with salary history to: Jamie Clayton, Human Resource Generalist jamie.clayton@hubersuhner.com Direct Phone No. (802)764-4227, Fax No. (802) 878-7843

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Shipping manager for small, high-quality furniture manufacturer.

Must have experience in all aspects of packing and shipment management.

802-655-6568

M[[a[dZ 7ZleYWj[ The Women’s Rape Crisis Center seeks a staff person to provide support, advocacy and referrals to survivors of sexual violence. This position shares in the provision of hotline coverage Friday evening - Monday morning. This advocate will work as a member of the Hotline and Advocacy Team to provide crisis support on our 24-hour hotline, assist survivors at the hospital or police departments, and offer information and referrals. Experience in victims advocacy or direct services required. Stipend with full benefits package.

Lebkdj[[h 9eehZ_dWjeh%;ZkYWjeh The Women’s Rape Crisis Center seeks a part-time (20 hr/wk) staff person to manage the volunteer program at the WRCC and provide violence prevention and health relationship educational workshops to middle and high school students. Position includes recruiting and coordinating volunteers, assisting with volunteer trainings and outreach events, and giving educational presentations up to several times a week. Position will also assist in supervising social change volunteers and developing and implementing volunteer policies and procedures. Successful candidate will have experience with public speaking, and working with community, youth and volunteers. Knowledge of sexual violence issues strongly preferred. Competitive hourly wage with benefits package, as well as an opportunity to be a part of a dynamic social change team and growing grassroots organization.

Send resumes by March 17th: WRCC PO Box 92 Burlington, VT 05402 Attn: Cathleen Wilson.

People from diverse communities encouraged to apply.

Colchester Parks & Recreation will be accepting applications for summer employment: Waterfront Director, Lifeguards, Swim Instructors, Tennis Director and Tennis Instructors.

Log onto www.town.colchester.vt.us for an application. EOE

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'LERKI ]SYV KEQI XS SRI SR SRI If you’re burnt out from high-volume patient loads and working within the confines of large, managed-care establishments, then working individually with our charming 16-year-old daughter may be the perfect job for you.

We are a respected, loving family seeking an exceptional private duty nurse to provide support for our special daughter. You will work 32 to 40 hours per week from 8:30 a.m – 4:30 p.m. Ideal LPN candidates would have a minimum of one year experience with direct patient care.

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES INCLUDE: Total assist with ADLs G-tube feeds Respiratory management Wheelchair transfers Participation in school and aquatherapy programs All candidates must have a current Vermont nursing license and dependable transportation.

To apply send your resume to: privdutynurse08@surfglobal.net or Ratana Johnson, Nurse Care Coordinator 21 LaPierre Drive Milton, VT 05468.

For more information, call: 802-893-6368

ExEcutivE DirEctor Seeking a dynamic, collaborative leader with the vision to guide a newly merged family-support and advocacy organization with heart and passion, commitment to our mission and goals, and exceptional communication and management abilities.

Qualifications: Bachelor’s or Master’s degree in human services, education, social work, nonprofit management or public administration, or an equivalent combination of education and experience. Minimum of eight years senior-level experience leading complex nonprofit organizations in the areas of education, family support, early intervention and/ or disabilities, or comparable/relevant field. A demonstrated commitment to and understanding of the issues faced by individuals and/or families who have children with special needs. Extensive knowledge of family-centered care, family support, disabilities, special education and disability law. Fundraising and resource development experience is highly desirable.

Individuals with personal knowledge of disabilities are encouraged to apply.

Qualified applicants should send a letter of interest; resume; a written description of your philosophy of education, family-centered care and leadership management; and three references by April 7, 2008, to: Executive Search committee vermont Family Network Po Box 145 Williston, vt 05495 or via email to vfn.edsearch@gmail.com Visit our website for a complete job description: www.vtfn.org Vermont Family Network is a merged organization of the Vermont Parent Information Center and Parent-to-Parent of Vermont .

Magic Hat Brewing Co. is a brewer of world-class beers and a continually evolving brand of distinction.

Wanted: Voice of Magic Hat Can’t stop talking about beer? Do you want to speak for us? We’re searching for the new Voice of Magic Hat. We need a multitasking, fast-thinking, smooth-talking wordsmith who works wonders on the phone, in person, and on paper. Possesses navigational prowess of the Net and willingness to learn the ins-and-outs of Magic Hat. Fanciful imagination a necessity for survival as is an insatiable curiosity for all things beer. Daily duties include: front-line PR, general marketing, office duties, and killer customer service.

Wanted: Big mouths, heavy lifters, and mirth creators…

Are you a hard-working, dedicated person who can tackle any event with ease– from muddy summer music festivals to swanky black tie affairs to grocery stores and everything in between? If so, you could be one of Magic Hat’s traveling events staff starting in April. Long hours and extensive travel are not only part of the job, they are the job. Express your interest by March 18th.

SEND RESUME AND COVER LETTER TO: Human Resources/ Jobs Magic Hat Brewing Company 5 Bartlett Bay Rd.3 So. Burlington, VT 05403 or email to jobs@magichat.net To view a full listing of our current openings and learn more about the Magic Hat experience, visit www.magichat.net. We are an equal opportunity employer and offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefit package to qualified employees.

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Employment Representative Join the team in Middlebury as a Job Developer for people with disabilities! Ideal candidate will have an understanding of disability, either personally or professionally, and a solid grasp of employersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; needs and expectations. VABIR is a statewide nonprofit working to connect workers with disabilities to employers throughout Vermont. Computer literacy including Microsoft Office applications required. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree preferred. Previous sales and/or marketing experience highly desirable.

Work with a small team of dedicated VR Counselors and support staff while enjoying the rewards of helping others to improve their lives through competitive employment.

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Town AdminisTrATor opening Morristown, Vermont seeks an articulate and knowledgeable Town Administrator to administer all aspects of local town government, including its $4.5 million budget and 33 full-time employees. Candidates should have a Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in Public Administration, or a related field, and have progressively responsible experience in business or governmental administration, with proven management skills, experience in personnel administration, and the ability to prepare, execute, and control a municipal budget. The Town Administrator works with, and coordinates between, the Townâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s departments and Selectboard, to ensure effective daily operations of the Town of Morristown. A successful candidate must also possess excellent interpersonal and communication skills for extensive public contact and be self-motivated with the ability to manage multiple projects. Successful candidates shall have varied computer skills. Serves at the discretion of the five member Selectboard. Starting salary range dependent upon qualifications and experience, with a competitive benefit package.

Reply by letter or email, including complete resume, to: Town of Morristown, ATTN: Shaun Bryer, PO Box 748, Morrisville, Vermont 05661, bryer@ pwshift.com.

for small, highquality furniture manufacturing. Beautiful solid hardwood furniture in a production setting.

Will train for shop work or assembly if you are reliable. 802-655-6568

Tree Workers

Hard-working, quality-oriented

climbers, ground workers & crew leaders wanted for Burlington area tree service.

802-453-4192

Director neeDeD for small licensed center. experience & education required. email resume for more information. tahitivt@comcast.net.

Development Director A growing nonprofit educational firm is seeking a highly creative, self-motivated and experienced development director to take on the responsibility of overseeing the fundraising activities of the organization including major gifts, direct mailing, special events, foundation grants and the capital campaign. Proven success in fundraising and grant writing is required. Excellent writing, organizational, and computer skills are essential. Ability to work independently and as a part of a very imaginative, dynamic team is necessary. Previous experience with database management and capital campaigns preferred. Hours are flexible. Full-time with benefits available.

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Join BEDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s team of professionals. This position is responsible for overseeing and providing leadership to BEDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Customer Service team â&#x20AC;&#x201C; including Customer Representatives, Mailroom, Cashier and Collection personnel â&#x20AC;&#x201C; in providing professional and friendly service to all of BEDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s customers.

A 4-year degree and a minimum of 3 years utility-industry supervisory experience or the equivalent combination of education and experience, are required. BED offers outstanding benefits and competitive pay.

For a complete job description visit our website at www.hrjobs.ci.burlington. vt.us or contact Human Resources at 802-865-7145. If interested, send resume, cover letter and City of Burlington Application by March 20, 2008 to: HR Dept., 131 Church St., Burlington, VT 05401.

Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE

FULL TIME EQUIPMENT INSTALLER Multistate manufacturer and installer of snow- and ice-control equipment (dump bodies, sanders and snow plows) has an opening for an Equipment Installer.

This position requires welding and fabricating experience. Mechanical ability along with electrical and/or hydraulic experience would be a plus. Duties will include installing equipment onto the truckâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chassis for a snow-removal/icecontrol application. We offer competitive wages and benefits. Come to the office, located on Wabun Avenue, for an application or mail your work history and experiences to the attention of Operations Manager.

Howard P. Fairfield LLC PO Box 640 Morrisville, VT 05661 802-851-5072 nicoleterreri@hpfairfield.com

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Re-adveRtisement – pReviously posted position

AssociAte Director for MArketing AnD new MeDiA Working at Topnotch Resort & Spa isn’t just a job. It’s an opportunity to build a lifelong career. The following year- round position is now available:

EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT Topnotch Resort & Spa is seeking an Executive Assistant to the Managing Director and Director of Marketing and Sales. The EA will perform all general administrative duties to include answering phones, maintaining files, typing correspondence, preparing reports, assisting hotel guests and other tasks that are related to achieving hotel goals.

Topnotch is pleased to offer an array of benefits designed to meet the needs of our diverse workforce including great wages, promotions/transfers, tailored uniforms, recognition program, medical coverage, vacation pay, retirement 401(k) plan, tuition reimbursement, discounts on hotel rooms, dining and retail, employee meals, discounted season passes and more!

Please contact the HR department at 802-253-6443 or email resumes to rherbst@topnotchresort.com.

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CASH VAULT SPECIALIST I Required Skills Strong organizational skills Excellent multitasking skills Experience in handling high volumes within specific deadlines Strong math aptitude for balancing detail Strong written and verbal communications skills Essential Job Functions Complete documentation for tracking work.

Maintain responsibility for all incoming deposit & ATM work. Prep deposits/ATMs for image capture.

Perform the image capture function for all deposit & ATM work. Maintain image capture equipment.

Assign/set up work as needed. Complete suspect review of image items. Balance transactions and batches. Create adjustments for out of balance transactions. Assist with researching items as required.

Communicate with other departments as needed.

Retain & destroy deposited items per procedure.

Reach and maintain department production and quality standards. Able to work until closing and some holidays as needed.

Preferred Skills Banking operations or similar experience a plus.

Marginal Job Functions Learn & assist with other functions within the Vault including but not limited to: deposit processing, ATM processing, receiving, order fulfillment, attend department meetings, review processes and recommend improvement and perform additional tasks as assigned.

Hours are expected to be Monday through Friday as follows: Monday 11 am - close (7-9 pm) Tuesday 1 pm - close (6-8 pm) Wednesday 1 pm - close (6-8 pm) Thursday 1 pm - close (6-8 pm) Friday 1 pm - close (6-8 pm) Equipment Used Various image capture equipment, calculator, PC, jogger and carts on-the-job training provided.

Location: 70 Main Street, Winooski, VT 05404 Reference #: PS234135 KeyCorp is an Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/D/V.

The Office of Institutional Advancement at the State University of New York College at Plattsburgh announces the position of Associate Director for Marketing and New Media. The ideal candidate will be a motivated and forward-thinking individual and will join the marketing and communications department reporting directly to the Executive Director for Marketing and Communications.

Responsibilities: The responsibilities for this position include supporting the Executive Director in developing strategic marketing plans and implementing a broad range of traditional and online marketing programs. The Associate Director will play a key role in the development and implementation of marketing efforts for the institution’s student recruitment goals as well as other key programs and initiatives. Marketing activities will include direct mail, collateral development, print advertising, broadcast media, website development, online advertising and promotions, and more. This position will oversee management of marketing projects and supervise three staff members in pursuit of the department’s goals. This position will be responsible for new initiatives including a strategic approach in utilizing new media tools for the realization of marketing objectives; specifically, the development and implementation of targeted email campaigns and electronic newsletters. In addition, this position will assist with the development and implementation of marketing plans for development initiatives including campaigns and annual fund materials. Finally, the position will be responsible for developing content for the web and other writing projects as assigned. Some evening and weekend work will be required.

Required Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree plus five years of marketing or communications experience and excellent writing skills are required. Demonstrated proficiency in graphic design is a must and previous experience in successfully implementing online marketing initiatives and supervisory experience are required. In addition, candidates should be comfortable working in a collaborative, fast-paced environment and have the ability to work a flexible schedule as necessary.

Preferred Qualifications: The ideal candidate must demonstrate excellent organizational and interpersonal skills; ability to work collaboratively with colleagues; and strong evidence of strategic thinking skills, creativity, and a willingness to rethink and experiment with innovative communications strategies. The successful candidate will have a background in higher education marketing and communications or similar experience in another field. The ideal candidate will have a commitment to an integrated approach to marketing and public relations. A background that includes experience working in development or development communication is preferred.

SUNY College at Plattsburgh is an equal opportunity employer committed to excellence in diversity.

Salary: Will be competitive, with excellent benefits. Review of applicants will begin immediately and continue until the position is filled. Electronic submission of materials is strongly encouraged. Original transcripts will be required prior to the start of employment. Please submit cover letter, resume, and contact information for three current references to: chair, search committee (PJ# 4888-sD), c/o Human resource services, sUnY Plattsburgh, 101 Broad street, Plattsburgh, nY 12901-2681. email: hr.apply@plattsburgh.edu.

Exciting employment opportunities available at established agency with history of supporting strong healthy families in an environment of teamwork, creativity and innovation. Lund Family Center is seeking motivated, flexible and dynamic individuals with a passion for working with children and families for the following positions with competitive salary and benefits.

Residential Counselors: Full-time. Two positions available. Counselor needed for evening shifts, including weekends, providing parenting and life-skill support to pregnant and/or parenting women and their children. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in relevant field needed; experience working with adolescents and flexibility are musts.

Nurse: Full-time, approx. 2-10 p.m. Evening Nurse needed to serve pregnant and parenting young women and their children within residential treatment setting. Applicants should have a desire to work on a multidisciplinary team that is fast-paced and challenging. Lund Family Center provides holistic approaches to healthy living and embraces a strengths-based perspective. Nursing credentials required.

Substance-Abuse Counselors: Full-time and part-time positions available. Counselor needed for outpatient treatment program for pregnant and parenting women. Minimum of Master’s degree in social work, counseling, or human services-related field and licensure or certification in substance abuse treatment. Experience working with women and children a must. Position will work directly with the local child welfare office.

Substance-Abuse Case Managers: Full-time and part-time positions available. Case Managers needed to provide substance abuse treatment referral, coordination, monitoring and wrap-around services to young pregnant and parenting women. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in social work, counseling or human services-related field and Apprentice Substance Abuse Counselor Certificate or the ability to test for certification within three months of hire date. Experience working with women and children, and knowledge of community resources preferred.

Please send cover letter and resume to:

Jamie Tourangeau, Human Resources PO Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05406-4009 Fax: 802-861-6460 No phone calls, please. EOE/EE/AA

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From being ranked one of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Most Wired Hospitals in Americaâ&#x20AC;?to our industry-leading development in the areas of Clinical Information Systems and Nursing Informatics, our ever-expanding Information Systems Department is looking for more passionate, technology-minded IT professionals to join our team.

Manager - CIS Programming Team DHMC is seeking highly experienced candidates with strong leadership skills for the position of Manager, CIS Programming Team. The successful candidate will have significant experience in managing software development teams. The Manager will support, maintain, develop, implement, recommend, and promote computerized clinical information systems throughout the institution. Requirements include a Bachelor's degree with a minimum of 5 years of experience in the healthcare information systems project management field. An advanced degree (in Management/Finance/Healthcare) is preferred. Management experience and a working knowledge of formal project management techniques and tools along with a working knowledge of system analysis techniques, programming languages, microcomputers, user techniques and networks is required.

Sr. Programmer Analyst - MCA/Patient Online Team The Senior Programmer/Analyst will work with our MCA/Patient Online Team. The ideal candidate will have Scheduling experience, as well as extraordinary customer service skills and (M)UMPS\ Cache experience. Project management/leadership experience will also be helpful in this role. Working directly with the Manager, you independently perform programming and analysis functions in the development and implementation of new systems, the revision of existing systems, and support on special projects. We employ a range of technologies including VB7.Net, Java, XML, JSP, Web Services and Oracle. There may be limited travel required (day trips).

Requirements include a Bachelors degree or the equivalent with a minimum of three years of relevant experience. Excellent written and verbal communication skills are required.

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IS Support Analyst - CIS Team In this IS Support role, you will work closely with end users to support and train (clinicians and support staff ) in inpatient areas, ancillary departments and ambulatory practices as well as participate in analysis, implementation and testing activities for the Clinical Information System (CIS).The Support Analyst must also be able to work collaboratively with other departments and personnel to define workflow and/or practice needs and to address user requests and enhancements. In addition, the Analyst will utilize technical design tools to create clinical dynamic note forms and work closely with CIS programmers during the implementation process and other IS teams to coordinate projects that cross applications. Qualifications include a Bachelors degree or the equivalent, with a minimum of one year of relevant experience required. Special certification may be required (RN or other clinical certifications including Respiratory Therapy, Pharmacy or Laboratory) depending upon team responsibilities. Prior experience and genuine interest in information systems desired.

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8-15 hours/week. Hourly rate $9.50-$11 depending on experience. For more information or an application, please call 802-264-5640 or log onto www.town.colchester.vt.us.

ConCert & event SeCurity GMCS is seeking qualified people for part-time positions at various venues in VT, NY and NH. Typical duties: Security, parking, ushering, and general staffing. Experience preferred, not required. Licensing required, free training provided. MUST be U.S. citizen 18+ years of age.

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Retail Sales/Admin. Assistant Full-time position available at home decor flooring showroom in Waitsfield, VT. Excellent customer service and communication skills a must. Basic knowledge of construction, design, stone, tile and carpet trades beneficial. Responsibilities include: point person for walk-in traffic, greet customers and assist in project needs, support staff with estimating, ordering, and inventory control, showroom upkeep and basic office duties. Superior multitasking and organizational skills are a must.

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Seeking a full-time case manager to work in a unique program providing intensive services to break the cycle of homelessness for persons with mental illnesses. This position works as part of an interagency team with the Community Health Center. Direct experience serving persons with a major mental illness is highly desirable. This position works on the streets, in clients’ homes as well as in the Safe Harbor Office. Bachelor’s required; driver’s license and reliable vehicle a must.

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We are seeking a full-time life-skills educator to join our team. This individual will provide supportive counseling to individuals with major mental illness in areas including independent living skills, household management, social engagement, coping skills, financial management and resource connection. Applicants must have the ability to work compassionately and respectfully with individuals with major mental illnesses as well as the ability to understand and assess clients’ physical, emotional, financial and social needs.

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Seeking a psychiatric nurse with exceptional clinical and supervisory skills to spearhead the expansion of a well-established community-based psychiatric hospital diversion program. We are seeking an RN who has experience in the arena of psychiatric crisis, understands behavioral interventions, and also possesses administrative and management skills. This is an opportunity to join a professional team and play a significant role in Vermont’s evolving system of acute mental health service delivery.

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Finance & Operations Officer Vermont Center for Independent Living, a statewide disability rights organization, currently seeks an experienced, nonprofit financial management professional. Responsibilities include financial fund management and reporting, budgeting, contract negotiation, participation in strategic planning, and oversight of all business office functions, including HR and benefits administration. Nonprofit accounting experience essential and experience with MIP Fund Accounting software helpful.

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Approximately 30 hours per week, starting pay will depend on experience. Positions located at Williston Central School, Allen Brook School, and Champlain Valley Union High School. Stop by CVUâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s main office for an application. Questions? Contact Leo LaForce at 802-482-7176 or email leo@cvuhs.org. For the openings listed above, please apply online to www.schoolspring.com with a resume.

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Convert two previously published medical books (500 pages in total), Healing Diabetes and Fundamentals of Naturopathic Endocrinology, into web text that is easily understood by both patients and health professionals. The applicant will also be responsible Need to place an employment ad?

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Compensation commensurate with experience.

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Fat Hen Market in Vergennes

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LANDSCAPERS Small landscape company dedicated to providing quality work is looking for employees. Must be motivated, responsible, and attentive to detail with own transportation and valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license.

Commercial landscaping and mowing experience a must. Great pay for the right people. Call Chris at 802-279-5900 or email:

Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Salon, Gentlemanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Top Option is seeking Part-time Front Desk help Please call 598-4378

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wanted for busy local restaurant.

Using local ingredients.

At least 2 years experience managing kitchen.

Please contact Ray at 802-864-9775 or send your resume to: R. Kaigleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, Inc., PO Box 4525, Burlington, VT 05401.

Call Bill @ 985-2830.

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802-316-2489 Creative environment!

Weekend Assistant Manager Position Creative, outgoing, responsible person needed.

Must have retail and leadership experience: opening, closing, cash-handling, managing others. 15-20 hours/week.

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Full-time 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thursday through Monday, $12/hr.

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Call Tim at Linden Landscaping 802-363-6682 to schedule an interview.

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part-time position in a well-established award-winning restaurant, seeking energetic, well-organized, multitasker for 2-3 evenings a week from 4-10:30 pm apply in person at 5 pm at:

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Administrative Assistant For small law firm. One year prior experience in office setting preferred.

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Looking for part-time for busy downtown bridal salon. If you have interest in working with wonderful brides and their families, good customer service skills and a positive attitude, we look forward to meeting you! Basic sewing skills are necessary.

Please apply in person, 2 Church Street, Burlington, VT. 10-5 Tuesday-Saturday.

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Director of Development

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Development Director is responsible for the design, management, execution and evaluation of all contributed revenue goals of the organization. Will launch and oversee Alumni Association, and increase volunteer participation in fundraising events. Will work as part of the VYOA team on cultivation and stewardship activities, planned giving and grant writing.

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Consensus-builder needed to provide leadership in an organization that provides crisis services to survivors of domestic violence.

Candidates will be accomplished nonprofit professionals w/ domestic violence knowledge & exp. 5 years mgmt. exp. in a multi-program environment w/ excellent leadership, resource development & operations mgmt skills is req. Full job description can be found at our website; www.whbw.org/current_events.htm.

Must have minimum of three years experience in development with proven track record in event and volunteer management, donor relations and fundraising.

Some knowledge of orchestral music preferred.

Salary based on experience. Health insurance, retirement plan, paid vacation and the opportunity to work in a wonderful office surrounded by some of the greatest young people on the planet.

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Marketing Coordinator

Community Inclusion Facilitators CCS is seeking a dedicated individual to join our team in supporting an individual with his daily activities. This gentleman has been diagnosed with cerebral palsy and needs personal support with daily living skills and community inclusion activities. He has his own van for transportation.

This is a 28 hour per week, fully benefited position. Ongoing supervision and training are provided. This is an excellent job for those first entering the field of human services or for those looking to continue their work with people. If you are interested in joining our diverse team, please submit a letter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz,

staff@ccs-vt.org.

Live-In Home Providers CCS is looking for dedicated, active individuals or couples to support individuals with developmental disabilities in their homes. Compensation, paid vacation and respite is included. We are currently offering two live-in opportunities.

Live with a young, talented man in his Colchester home. The ideal candidate will be humorous, active and support this man in reaching his goals.

OR Live with and provide companionship and oversight to an energetic woman in her Winooski home. The ideal candidate will support this woman in maintaining and increasing her independence.

For more information about these home provider positions, please contact Al Frugoli, afrugoli@ccs-vt.org, extension 108.

Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Avenue Colchester, VT 05446 802-655-0511 Fax: 802-655-5207 EOE

The Lane Press, a highly respected, Web-offset magazine printer, providing high quality multiple media solutions to customers in the publication industry, is seeking an experienced Marketing Coordinator. Specializing in regional, alumni, consumer and special interest publications, we offer our customers a full range of digital and printing services from website development to digital page prep to distribution.

Our Marketing Coordinator is responsible for generating qualified sales leads for our sales reps, performing industry market analysis, developing and implementing territory penetration efforts, coordinating methods for tracking lead follow-up and activity, managing customer and prospect events including roundtables and technical summits, overseeing tradeshow activities including sponsorship coordination, scheduling and booth display, monitoring industry news and disseminating information as appropriate, managing the ongoing implementation of ACT!, our sales automation software, across our Sales and Marketing departments, as well as general sales support when needed.

Our successful candidate must be a strategic and creative thinker with the ability and willingness to develop and implement effective action plans.

Superior analytical skills, plus the demonstrated ability to handle a variety of assignments simultaneously is required. A Bachelor-level degree in Marketing or related field combined with at least two to five years of related experience, preferably in a business to business marketing environment, is required.

The Lane Press offers a competitive salary commensurate with experience and ability along with a comprehensive benefit package. Qualified applicants should respond with their resume and salary requirements to: the Lane Press, inc., P.o. Box 130 Burlington, Vt 05402 attention: Human resources or jobs@lanepress.com eoe

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It feels as though once the ad is approved, the resumes start pouring in. I am thrilled with the caliber of the applicants I get through Seven Days!

Our ad got great response and I was able to start interviewing the day I returned to the office.

Michelle made it so easy and I found an awesome employee through the ad.

I am so happy with the help I am given and the response I get from Seven Days. It is the only way I look for new employees.”

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SVD18858 English Tchr, 0.50 FTE 1 Yr, Non-Renew

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