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Changing Tunes A cabbie’s rear view
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Flood Waters Recede, But Crop Losses Remain
God on Their Side?
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UNWELCOME MOVE existing civil rights statute. That is My partner and I moved to the interpretation of the present Vermont in the first days of January attorney general, who also believes 2004. We came because we are a that the vetoed bill is needed to same-sex couple, and I am a transclarify the law. So on the one hand, gender person as well. We were the governor believes his attorney looking for security and legal recog- general, and on the other, he doesnition of our relationship, and n’t. I am left to wonder just how thanks to Vermont’s civil-union welcome here I really am. Why law, we found it here, and were would the governor oppose a bill delighted to call this our new home. that clarifies what is already implied That is, until Governor Douglas in existing statutes? Maybe he vetoed the Gender Identity and thinks the bill would go too far, as Expression law [“Something for his comments suggest. Well, how Everyone to Protest,” May 24]. We far is that, governor? At what point weren’t expecting an official weldoes one become an unwelcome come from the governor or anyone guest in this state and not a fullelse, but we certainly were shocked fledged citizen of it? to see the governor of Vermont proI would urge you to contact the vide an official “un-welcome” to governor’s office and ask him that Vermont with his veto pen. question and also ask it of your repreThe governor now has the dissentatives and senators. The people of tinction of being the only Vermont Vermont pride themselves on being a governor to have vetoed a piece of free people, one which is very tolercivil-rights legislation. That puts ant of individual differences. This him in the company of such notable veto is an undeserved failing mark governors as George Wallace and against the good name and reputaOrville Faubus. I doubt if he weltion of this state, one which needs to comes that comparison, but then, be erased as soon as possible. neither do I welcome having my Sarah J. Flynn basic rights to employment, housing BURLINGTON and public accommodations bargained off in the name of protecting YEAH, RIGHT businesses from possible lawsuits for Gordon Robison and Dr. Greg discriminating practices. I should Gause’s conversational “story” on think that the governor of Vermont the Middle East in the May 10 issue should be the protector of the rights [“Long-Distance Operators”] felt of all the citizens of Vermont, not more appropriate for Clear Channel just those in business who conor Fox News than the pages of our tribute to his party. alternative weekly (Robison was forThe governor maintains that he mer Baghdad bureau chief for Fox... is opposed to discrimination and hmm). While I don’t doubt their 3x6-NSF060706 6/2/06 3:49 PM Page 1 says we are already covered by the studied expertise, their political spin sexual orientation clause of the was strongly to the right.
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international issues. We’re Vermont, we see the world differently, and that’s what I’ve come to expect. I’m disappointed Seven Days didn’t seek a more balanced perspective to Robison and Gause’s “story.” Melissa Moon MONTPELIER
HIGH PRIEST? Aloha. Thanks to Ken Picard for writing, and to you for publishing, the piece on Shayne Higgins and his medical marijuana situation [“Smoked Out,” May 24]. I can help him immediately. If he would like to join The Hawai’i Cannabis Ministry and
become ordained as a Cannabis sacrament Minister, then I can supply him with the sacrament of our ministry, holy anointing oil made with cannabis, while he enjoys the protections of the Vermont State Constitution and the U.S. Constitution religious freedom guarantees. And he can gradually (or immediately) give up the toxic pharmaceuticals that I read are working against his well being. (By the way, “pharmacopea” comes from the root word “sorcery,” or dark magic.) Holy anointing oil is a topical sacrament made from the sacred “recipe” of Exodus 30:23. Where it says sweet cane, fragrant cane, aro-
matic cane or calamus root, we substitute cannabis — and it works miracles! We now have enough research, scholarship and experience to back up our claims. HAO is amazing and healing and wonderful. Zero smoke. Zero carbon monoxide. All simple, natural and good. It’s taken with just drops applied to “pulse points,” sore spots or infections, and to the crown of the head, as in “anoint your head with oil.” Now we finally know what the oil is: olive oil with myrrh, cinnamon, cassia and cannabis. And now we know that the words “Jesus Christ” translate simply as “I am anointed.” Anointed
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Christie is the founder of the THC Ministry. POETRY SLAM Your review of Hayden Carruth’s new book is weak. Actually, to be quite honest, I thought it was terribly written, moronic — and boring. The reviewer completely failed at presenting Carruth’s collection; he did not capture the spirit and beauty behind Carruth’s words. Besides the ridiculous title, “Mr. Natural,” the first paragraph made me cringe (poetry is out of date?). And, the “mulchy backdrop” comment or his remark that Carruth’s poetry is “almost Biblical” or the ugly statement: “As he has aged, Carruth has directed more of his lyric attention to his relationships, even if he describes them with the language of a park ranger.” I kept saying — no, no, no! The reviewer almost makes Carruth sound simple-minded, as if his poems are about manure and nothing else. A young poet might read this review and never turn to this collection . . . Simply: This is a loss. Meghan Dowell WAITSFIELD
the March 15 issue [“Scene@”] about the Green Mountain Chapter of the Embroiderers’ Guild of America. We were delighted to have Cathy and the photographer come to our meeting and spend so much time with us. We felt honored by the attention and hoped the exposure might lead to some new members of our group. Some members had their own agenda they wished expressed in the piece and were disappointed to find no mention of the guild’s objectives, youth program, outreach programs, history or recruitment information. The purpose of the EGA is to foster the highest standards of excellence in the art of embroidery, through education and study, and to preserve the heritage of the art. But most importantly, some members were shocked — shall we say outraged — to discover they had “mostly gray hair.” Methinks a long and serious conference is overdue with our hairdressers. Perhaps our next monthly meeting should take place under the hairdryers at the local beauty parlor? In any event, we welcome all persons with an interest in embroidery to join us at our monthly Wednesday meetings, no matter the color of your hair! Amy Blodgett FAIRFAX
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son at the Tarrant for Senate headquarters. Tarrant Campaign Manager Tim Lennon confirms the relationship, but claims the band isn’t booked beyond last Monday’s Lamoille County cookout at the VFW in Hyde Park. He also downplays the power of audio association. Music is a marketing device, he concedes, but the band is just there to entertain, not endorse. “Obviously the goal is for the candidate’s message to be heard,� Lennon says. “The music is there to draw people — different people — who might not come to a straight political talk, but would come for a fun evening out.� Starline delivers. “Rich has been a fan of theirs for a long time,� Lennon explains. “Whenever we had a need for a band, he was always enthusiastically pushing for the Starline Rhythm Boys.�
because we perform at a function for him or her; our role in being hired to perform is solely to provide entertainment for the persons attending the event. We feel that our performance at an event for any political candidate is no different than the media accepting paid advertising or a vendor working for a fee from that person or party.� Any party? What if George W. or Tom DeLay wanted the Boys to back them? Starline likens their role to that of a caterer. But does a vendor working behind the scenes hold the same sway as recognizable rockers sharing a stage with the candidate? It depends on whom you ask. “If Kid Rock came in and said, ‘Vote Republican,’ or Bruce Springsteen said, ‘Vote Democrat,’ it wouldn’t change people’s opinions of the candidates themselves,� Lennon insists. “I don’t think the band influences the vote.�
Is the feeling mutual? The band’s lead singer and spokesman, Danny Coane, appeared to be caught off-guard by the query. Apparently it hadn’t occurred to him or his bandmates that rocking on the “right� side of the aisle might be viewed as a political statement. So they did what any panicked candidate would do: Instead of calling a reporter back, five days later they responded with a “statement� explaining their campaign-season performance philosophy. Anyone looking for info on their otherwise excellent website would find the band’s Lamoille County Cookout gig noted only as a “private function.� “. . . We will perform at any function for any candidate, party, or elected official who wants to hire us for an agreed fee, assuming our schedule permits,� the Starline statement reads. “We do not consider ourselves to be a politically aligned group since we, as a group, do not endorse any candidate, party or elected official simply
Gordon sees it differently. When Phish was together, he recalls, “There was this big deal about separating music and politics, not only within the band but with each band member. It was controversial. Why should we have the right as musicians to be preaching our opinion in non-musical arenas? That was the question.� Like Springsteen, Bono and the Dixie Chicks, they knew instinctively that a rock star’s word — or lyric — is worth a thousand television commercials. Gordon appears to be more comfortable wielding his celebrity power now. “I think we raised more money than any other benefit, more than Al Franken, is what I heard,� he says. “And in terms of raising consciousness among young people . . . All we’re saying is, we want you to be aware there is this candidate out there who seems great to us. Check it out and register to vote.� By the end of the final singalong, about 15 had done just that. m
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VERMONT — Bernie Sanders and Rich Tarrant aren’t the only ones providing the sound bites in Vermont’s heated U.S. Senate race: Both candidates are using local bands to get voters to listen up. The Starline Rhythm Boys got top billing in a recent recorded phone message from the Tarrant campaign urging attendance at a Memorial Day cookout at the Old Lantern in Charlotte. Four days later, the band Ramble Dove — composed of Mike Gordon, plus Marie Claire, Neil Cleary, Brett Hughes, Gordon Stone and Scott Murawski — gave it up for Bernie Sanders at Higher Ground. Could it be a coincidence that both bands played honkytonk? Music has been a part of political campaigns since the Founding Fathers came up with such catchy tunes as “Follow Washington,� “For Jefferson and Liberty� and “Huzzah for Madison, Huzzah.� More recent presidential wannabes have adopted already-existing songs, with mixed success. Everyone remembers what happened when Ronald Reagan forgot to check in with Bruce Springsteen before he appropriated “Born in the U.S.A.� George W. Bush’s blunder last year with “Still the One� inspired similar protest from singer-songwriter John Hall. Coincidentally, the 57-year-old co-founder of Orleans has since launched his own bid for Congress. Typically, musicians don’t lend their lyrics lightly to causes — or candidates. Blending brands is tricky business. Would Gordon ever play for a politician he didn’t plan to vote for? “No,� says the former Phish bassist. “I would hardly even play for a candidate that I do support.� Friday night marked a new direction for Gordon, who praised Sanders from the stage, seemingly on behalf of his entire band. “I’ve never before acted on my political passions,� Gordon explains, noting he got the idea for the benefit gig after hearing Bernie speak a few weeks ago. “It reminded me how incredibly smart and courageous he is . . . I called my manager and said I wanted to do something.� Everyone else who played that night — from Grace Potter to Jon Fishman and Page McConnell — was on the same page, er, stage. What does that say about The Starline Rhythm Boys, a former Bernie band now vending their carefully crafted retro brand to Tarrant? The popular group has become the Republican’s de facto house band. They provided the soundtrack for his kick-off campaign event last month and “pretty much do all of our cookouts,� according to a friendly staff per-
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becomes flooded, it’s problematic to use it,” warned Larry Crist, director of the Health Protection Division of the Vermont Department of Health. “Our approach is, better safe than sorry.” The Health Department advisory is not a ban; Crist noted that farmers will have to use their best judgment about whether their produce is safe for consumption. Some farmers pointed out that their produce is always thoroughly washed before it’s sold anyway, while others note that weeks of new rain and ultraviolet light from the sun will wash away or kill off whatever harmful contaminants were left behind. Meanwhile, at Digger’s Mirth, Zeitlyn didn’t seem to have lost his mirth. “Canoeing around the Intervale and over our field was almost worth it,” he said. m
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from Maine? Conference organizer Phyl Newbeck suggests one difference — the Vermont Teacher Diversity Scholarship Program. Started in the late 1990s with money allocated by then-governor Howard Dean, the VTDSP actively seeks to diversify the faculty and staff of the state’s public schools. The program recruits “scholars” of diverse backgrounds interested in teaching in Vermont. The VTDSP requires them to attend college in-state, and earn a teaching certificate. Once they begin teaching, the VTDSP forgives $4000 of their student loans each year for three years. The VTDSP was the conference’s primary sponsor; Newbeck is its director. In 2005, Governor Douglas allocated $100,000 for this loan forgiveness program. According to Newbeck, the VTDSP currently has 18 scholars, four of whom have completed their requirements and are teaching in Dorset, Northfield and Burlington. At the conference, she passed out a press release announcing the VTDSP’s two newest scholars, Floribeth Jiminez, who emigrated from Costa Rica, and Emmanuel Riby-Williams, who came to Vermont from Ghana in 2002. Both currently work as paraeducators; Jiminez at Rutland High School, Riby-Williams at U32 in Montpelier. Riby-Williams, an immigrant who describes himself as “an
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ours truly awoke Tuesday morning, turned on the radio, and heard ’DEV’s Eric Michaels tell listeners that still more freshly severed heads have been found in Iraq! What a great way to start off the day — severed heads before breakfast! Head removals are becoming a standard tactic in “liberated” and extremely unstable Iraq, a country where the good-natured expression “Don’t lose your head” has a double meaning. In U.S.-occupied Iraq, humans are merely reminding humans everywhere just how humans behave in a lawless vacuum. Thank you, President George W. Bush. And as the natives settle their eye-foran-eye scores, American troops remain sitting ducks for the roadside bombs of a faceless enemy that despises us. There’s no end in sight, and Afghanistan is heating up, too. Here at home, in our beloved nation of one-party rule, Republicans are suddenly running from President Bush like deer from a forest fire. The GOP is desperate to change the subject. The United States’ national debt is at a record level and soaring. New Orleans lays unprepared for the next big one. And the frightening truth about manmade global warming is starting to get out. But what is the Republican Party focused on? How about the war on flag-burning and a constitutional ban on gay marriage! Vermont’s senior senator, Patrick J. Leahy, put it this way in remarks on the Senate floor as the same-sex marriage debate began this week. “That we are devoting the precious few Floor days we have left in this session to this issue, when so many of us are trying to focus on solutions to high gas prices, the rising costs of health care, the ongoing situation in Iraq, and strengthening our national security, is a testament to the misplaced priorities of the Senate Republican leadership,” said Sen. Leahy. “News reports have clearly revealed how this proposed constitutional amendment is being used to satisfy the most extreme right-wing supporters of Republican politicians. I do not believe that Americans are well served by this strategy.” Who does? Vermont’s other senator, the one-andonly Jim Jeffords, echoed St. Patrick’s remarks. Jeezum Jim said he was “very disappointed the Senate will again spend its time with a federal marriage amendment, rather than working to address the critical challenges that face our country, such as the ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, global warming and the rising cost of health insurance. This partisan political maneuvering does not serve anyone well.” Well, let’s be honest, folks. It does protect the radical regime in power, doesn’t it? The evidence is now clear: The BushCheney-Rumsfeld-Rice Gang took power in 2001 determined to not only defend but extend the American Oil Empire. Bad move. History will record that King George II of America went to war in 2003 to secure the second-largest oil reserves (next to Saudi Arabia) on Planet Earth. He did so
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And not just any book, folks, but a book that covers in depth the remarkable political developments he witnessed in Vermont from the 1970s to the present. What a cast of characters! With a Labor Day deadline, Chris says it should be on the shelf at your local bookstore by Christmas. According to Mr. Graff, he “will cover the big events that you would expect, such as civil unions, Jim Jeffords’ declaration of independence, and Howard Dean’s presidential campaign, but it will also highlight the tenure of Govs. [Tom] Salmon, [Richard] Snelling and [Madeleine] Kunin. It will include sections looking back at how Vermont moved from a Republican state to a Democratic one.” And yes, “There will be a chapter on Bernie,” said Graff. Old timers may recall that in the old days, there was no love lost between Bernie Sanders and the AP bureau chief. Should be an interesting chapter. There’s no title yet, said Chris. We’d suggest something along the lines of Vermont’s Political Earthquake. Just might fit, eh? Graff’s book is being published by Thistle Hill Publications, based in North Pomfret. Coincidentally, North Pomfret happens to be the tiny Windsor County community where Chris grew up and still owns property. Actor Jeff Daniels has already agreed to play him in the movie version, he joked. But who will play Bernie? Speaking of Bernie — Sanders held his first press conference at his Burlington campaign HQ on Tuesday morning. Surrounded by eager young volunteers in red shirts, he responded to Republican Rich Tarrant’s TV ad that suggests Ol’ Bernardo is nothing but a screaming, tablepounding promoter of “partisan hatred.” Sanders reminded reporters of his four terms as Burlington’s Independent mayor in the 1980s. “As the mayor I never had a majority on the city council,” Sanders reminded everyone. “I had to work year after year bringing Democrats and Republicans together in order to move Burlington forward. The proof is in the pudding,” he said. “We had enormous successes making Burlington one of the most livable cities in America,” said Ol’ Bernardo, “but I never had a majority on the city council.” That’s not a track record of partisan hatred, he insisted. Good point. But Richie Rich, with the personal fortune, is filling up the TV airwaves with his slick commercials. Does Sanders think he could lose this one? “Do I take this campaign very seriously?” asked Sanders rhetorically. “Sure,” he answered. “Do I think we’re gonna win? “Yeah, I do think we’re gonna win.” Ali iacta est. Inconvenient Truth II — Warning! Don’t let anyone look over your shoulder and catch you
reading this section of “Inside Track.” That’s because it’s about marijuana, an illegal Schedule1 drug. Last year in America, more people were arrested on marijuana charges than live in Vermont. Two weeks ago, at the American Thoracic Society’s 102nd International Conference in San Diego, a respected UCLA research physician delivered a bombshell research paper. It was all the more explosive since the researcher gets funding from our federal Drug Czar to discover what’s dangerous about smoking marijuana, not what’s good about it. It was also a bombshell because Dr. Donald Tashkin of UCLA’s David Geffen School of Medicine examined a very large pool of longtime lung cancer patients and longtime pot smokers. The Woodstock Generation has aged, folks, and for many the marijuana, like the music, never ran out. Dr. Tashkin was able to compare more than 1000 Los Angeles cancer patients with more than 1000 similarly aged healthy folks, including daily pot smokers who have consumed more than 22,000 joints in their lives! The shockeroo is that none of the pot smokers, not even the heavy smokers, developed lung cancer. In fact, the UCLA researcher found that THC, the active ingredient in pot that tobacco doesn’t have, had been found in studies to have “antitumor properties.” What? We first found a report of Dr. Tashkin’s spectacular findings on the Fox News website. It also included — ready for this? — the views of distinguished University of Colorado professor and molecular biologist Dr. Robert Melamede. Dr. Bob, as some readers will recall, previously taught at UVM and was a leader of the nowdefunct Vermont Grassroots Party. An admitted daily pot smoker himself for decades, Dr. Melamede used his candidacies for U.S. Senate and U.S. House during the 1990s to echo the legalization point of view. Check out Dr. Bob’s homepage: http://www.uccs.edu/~rmelamed/. Sure, 10 states have approved bills allowing sick and dying people to smoke dope, but the U.S. Supreme Court says “no.” At this moment in history, there’s little political support for treating grass just like booze — outright legalization for adults. In the recent legislative session, only two House members had the courage to stand up and say it’s time to get real about marijuana. State Rep. Winston Dowland (P-Holland) introduced H. 309, a bill that would have removed “criminal and civil penalties for the possession of up to 1 ounce of marijuana by adults 21 years and older.” The fact that Rep. Dowland could only get one cosponsor — veteran State Rep. David Deen (D-Westminster) — is unfortunate. So is the fact that H. 309 received absolutely no attention, no public hearing, no discussion whatsoever. Rep. Deen told “Inside Track” that marijuana “does not cause dependency any more or less than alcohol, does not by
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itself move anyone on to harder drug use, is helpful for people with nausea from chemo and pain from other invasive treatments, and now [it’s] not cancer-causing. There’s not much left to rail against,” said Deen, “except, of course, that the war on drugs distracts the public from issues like war, environmental degradation, poverty and Americans without health insurance.” Dowland, a Vietnam vet, told “Inside Track” that cops tell him busting someone for a joint is a waste of their time and of state resources. Possession charges rarely bring more than a $50 fine in Vermont, less than the penalty for speeding. If reelected in November, the Progressive from the Kingdom said he will reintroduce his pot-decriminalization bill. He hopes to have more sponsors, he told us. Heck, if mainstream research indicates smoking pot doesn’t even cause lung cancer, what is everyone so afraid of? Kiss Zips Lips — You know the theory about things happening in threes, right? Well, we were thinking about that the other day, and Burlington’s new Mayor Bob Kiss jumped into mind. He’s already made off-the-cuff comments supporting a “sanctuary city” and instituting new handgun laws. Thinking “legalizing pot possession” might be the third Kiss revelation, we popped the question to the mayor Monday afternoon at City Hall. Ah, yes, the new mayor is indeed getting wiser. He chuckled softly as we asked our question. Does he support fellow Progressive Dowland’s bill? Rep. Kiss did, after all, support Progressive Rep. David Zuckerman’s medical marijuana bill. It wasn’t that much of a stretch to think Burlington’s Woodstock Generation mayor might say what he really thinks. But Kiss did not. We could almost see the roadblock go up inside his mayoral skull. “I’m totally concentrated on working on the budget,” he replied. “We’re really aiming at fiscal integrity, and the people of Burlington understand there are issues around the retirement fund, adjusting the grand list and just meeting the cost of government that we have to achieve this year.” Sounds like Mayor Kiss is starting to get the hang of his new job, eh? Correction — Two weeks ago we incorrectly portrayed former Gen. Martha Rainville wearing “general bars on her collar.” Generals may drink in bars, but they do not wear them. Lieutenants do. Generals wear stars. Apologies. m
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Not unless you’ll take “maybe neither of the above” as an answer — the claims of both men were bitterly disputed at the time and things haven’t cooled off much since. Cook’s story is easier to dismiss. He said he reached the Pole in April 1908, a year before Peary supposedly made it. His Inuit companions reported otherwise. The party traveled across the ice a few days, always in sight of land, until Cook implausibly announced they’d arrived. Cook’s photographs, among them one of “Bradley Land,” a mythical landform allegedly encountered en route, were faked. “Proofs” Cook submitted to a Danish commission lacked the expected astronomical observations — at one point he maintained, incredibly, that he’d left them in Greenland. In his later book he included such observations, one of which shows signs of having been cribbed from Peary. Among Cook’s papers after his death were found several North Pole diaries that read like evolving drafts of a novel — which probably isn’t far from what they were. Other events confirm Cook’s character. Amidst the Pole controversy, two expeditions, one sympathetic to Cook, concluded his claimed 1906 ascent of Mt. McKinley (Denali) was impossible. Sure, Peary’s people bribed Cook’s climbing partner to change his story; the fact remains that Cook’s photographs were bogus, taken from a relative molehill miles away. In 1923 Cook, then an oil company executive, was convicted of mail fraud. One count involved a faked photo of a gusher — some people never learn. Robert E. Peary could learn. His early Pole attempts were fiascos, but then he developed the “Peary system,” the use of several support teams employing Inuit methods. If anyone could’ve succeeded in 1909, Peary could. His story is undisputed until the point where he, Matthew Henson and four Inuit left behind the last support party about 133 nautical miles from the Pole. Expecting the rest of the trip would take six to nine days, they did it in just over four. This speed was long suspect, but in 2005 explorer Tom Avery, using methods similar to Peary’s, beat his overall time from Cape Columbia (the most northerly point of land in Canada) to the Pole. Avery didn’t quite match Peary’s speed on the last four days, but came close enough to blunt criticism. So Peary’s distance is reasonable. What about his direction? There the argument gets complicated. Arctic navigation was (and is) tricky, not least because the geographic North Pole (Peary’s goal) and the magnetic North Pole (where compasses point) were then more than 1000 miles apart. Peary expected to head straight north, which he seems to have done using a rough-and-ready navigational method involving solar sightings and compass corrections. But the method only works reliably if you stay true to your original course — if you veer, errors accumulate.
Explorer Sir Wally Herbert estimates Peary never got closer to the Pole than 30 to 60 miles. A 1990 National Geographic article, on the other hand, places him within 5 miles (his instruments’ margin of error) based on analysis of his photos and depth soundings. NatGeo’s photo evidence is questionable, but the soundings show Peary headed roughly the right way. The celestial observations he made near his last camp are correct; for confirmation, he marched 5 to 7 miles in all directions and made more sightings. Even if he was off initially, surely at some point during these peregrinations he got pretty close. Still, Peary had misstated other discoveries. In 1892 he found a frozen channel he said separated Greenland from a northerly island; a 1906 expedition perished when the putative Peary Channel turned out to be just another fjord. Peary’s 1906 discovery of the mythical “Crocker Land” recalls Cook’s “Bradley Land,” although unlike Cook’s sham photograph, Peary’s sighting could’ve been an honest mistake. More suspicious is his supposed sighting of Axel Heiberg Island in 1899 — he never mentioned it until Otto Sverdrup reported discovering it in 1903. Some argue that Roald Amundsen used navigation techniques like Peary’s in reaching the South Pole. Maybe, but Amundsen’s group included several navigators who kept each other honest. Peary, in contrast, excluded all other navigators during the home stretch. In light of his history, it’s reasonable to want more than just his word that he got to the Pole, but his word is mainly what we have. If neither Cook nor Peary was first to reach the North Pole, who was? Richard Byrd’s assertion that he and his pilot flew over the Pole in an airplane in 1926 has as many holes as Peary’s story. The first undisputed North Pole expedition was the flight of the dirigible Norge later that year. Among those aboard? That arctic tern of explorers, Roald Amundsen. CECIL ADAMS
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t was Sunday noon, and I had mostly recovered from the previous evening’s hoopla when I moseyed out to my cab for the cleanup. After a typical Saturday night, I’m prepared for the squalor that awaits me: floors, and sometimes seats, strewn with pizza plates, hot dog toppings, stray French fries, gum — you get the picture. In the process of neatening up the vehicle’s interior, I opened the front passenger door and noticed an electronic device, about the dimensions of a cigarette pack, lodged between the seat and the doorframe. At first glance, I thought it was a cellphone — I’ve been finding
He told me he was buying it for his girlfriend — “Well, probably for my girlfriend, but maybe not,� he said. The night after the sale — at 3:15 in the morning, to be precise — I was making one final loop through downtown Burlington, trolling for any late stragglers. Starting to make a three-point turn, I pulled onto the curb break between Nectar’s and Esox, planning one last survey of Church Street before calling it a night. Just as I shifted into reverse, a young man on the sidewalk approached my window, a hopeful look in his eyes. “Did you drive me last week from the
Greed told me not to take the iPod to the police station. The “reasoning�: I couldn’t trust the cops to return it to me if it’s not claimed. those every couple of months. This object, however, was unfamiliar. I turned it over to examine the back, which was polished metal. DJ RODNEY DANGER was engraved in white, blocky letters towards the top; underneath was PARTY LIKE A ROCK$TAR. Below that was a small apple with a bite taken out of its right side. And, under that, in larger letters: iPod. Well, I’ll be, I thought. Among the young, I gather, iPods have achieved the ubiquity of telephones, but given my decidedly late-adopter track record — I just recently graduated to a CD player — I’m probably at least five years away from acquiring one of these babies. How the heck do they squeeze thousands of tunes into this pint-sized hunk of metal? I wondered with my CroMagnon brain. Back at the hacienda, I found my brother and his techie friend Randy. “Jernigan, you dog,� Randy said, cradling my find in his hands, “this puppy is the 60GB version. I believe they sell new for about $400.� It was at this point that Greed reared its ugly head. Actually, it reared its whole ugly body, and began to instruct me on how to proceed. For starters, Greed told me not to take the iPod to the police station. The “reasoning�: I couldn’t trust the cops to return it to me if it’s not claimed. As a weak alternative, I decided to advertise the item in the Free Press lost-and-found classifieds. A week passed without a single response. So then, I figured, it was mine, all mine. Randy advised me to sell it online, and I posted an ad that very night: iPod 60GB, $175. Short and sweet. The next morning, I “had mail.� It was now exactly one week since I’d found the iPod, which was beginning to seem a little like the ring from The Lord of the Rings. And, yes, that would make me Gollum. At least five potential buyers were ready to purchase the iPod at my price. It appeared I had stumbled onto a hot item. The next day, I sold it to a fine young man who lives on Chase Street.
Amtrak station?� he asked. I did recognize the guy, and answered, “Sure, I remember driving you. We chatted about music, didn’t we?� “Did I leave my iPod in your cab?� Oh, fuck. “Nope, I don’t think so,� I lied. “Oh, crap!� he said, angrily kicking the refuse can sitting by the curb. “That was my last hope. I guess I left it on the train.� Sensing the guy’s utter disconsolation, Greed eased its grip, but only a smidgen. “Listen, man,� I admitted, “I did find your frickin’ iPod. I listed it in the Free Press’ lost-and-found for a week. Didn’t ya see it?� I was angry at him, as if this fiasco was his fault. “No, I don’t read that paper, though I did check the police station. But, anyway, this is great! You still have it, right?� “Nope, I sold it to some guy today.� “Well, do you have the guy’s number?� “Jeez, sorry, I don’t. I met him downtown, and I only caught his first name.� I was dazzling myself with this newfound ability to lie so brilliantly. Taking out my wallet, I said, “Here’s the $100 I got for the thing. It’s all yours, man.� “All right,� he said resignedly, and he took the money from me. “Look, it wasn’t your fault. Thanks for the $100.� Five blocks later, I awoke as if from a bizarre dream. Who the hell was that guy back there? Certainly not me. I spun around and headed back to Nectar’s, but the young man was nowhere to be found. The next day I revisited Chase Street, and the guy graciously returned the iPod to me for the $175 he had paid for it. Now I’m once more running ads in the lost-and-found trying to find the rightful owner. And, of course, I’m currently out $100. I hate iPods, and I’m never, ever going to buy one. m “Hackie� is a biweekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Jernigan Pontiac, email hackie@sevendaysvt.com.
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It seems to me that this is a statement that the Hardwick Police Department not only endorses religion but endorses a particular religion. ATTORNEY MITCH PEARL
compassion” and a valid driver’s license. The uniform includes black shoes you can run in and, on the chaplain’s person, a small Bible and latex rubber gloves. The training manual is an amalgam of statistics and anecdotes, psychobabble and conventional counseling techniques for dealing with SIDS or suicide, prayers and constitutional interpretation, and a species of paranoia commonly circulated among politicized evangelicals: “Diversity is being taught in schools the problem is that diversity is for everyone except JudoChristian” (sic). “Poli Psy” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Judith Levine, email levine@sevendaysvt.com.
The bulk of the document is the oeuvre of Reverend Bill Hinckley, of the Shield of Faith Ministries in Plainfield, Connecticut, to whom Dziobek was introduced two years ago by pastor James Tousant of Hardwick’s Promised Land Ministries. Since Hinckley conducted training in Morrisville, Tousant has served as Hardwick’s “unofficial” chaplain, accompanying officers on death-notification visits. After the bad news is delivered, the minister says, he sticks around to talk, to call family or funeral home — and, if asked, to pray. Dziobek is optimistic that an agent of a Higher Authority will help the worldly authorities manage Hardwick’s rowdier citizens when the program expands to include the drunk, disorderly and domestically violent. “People behave differently in church than they do at home,” the chief explains. “You bring that church point of view to the home, and people act different . . . “But we’re not trying to press religion on anyone,” he stresses, “or any particular religion.” I am not reassured. In fact, when this atheist Jew envisions a fundamentalist Christian padre at the elbow of a cop telling me my boyfriend has just been crushed on Route 14, I also imagine the Hardwick PD with a padrecide on its hands. Dziobek several times mentioned a similar program of the Vermont State Police. But Wayne Whitelock, a minister on the VSP’s Peer Support Team, emailed me to “make sure you did NOT refer to me as the ‘Vermont State Police Chaplain.’ The Vermont State Police does not have a Chaplaincy program and provides no religious services to their troops. There is a careful separation between church and state.” The team also does not work with the public. So are the well-meaning Jims, Dziobek and Tousant, unwittingly establishing a state religion in Hardwick? Since constitutional law relies on the perceptions of a “reasonable person,” I seek one: Mitch Pearl, at Langrock, Sperry and Wool, cooperating attorneys for the Vermont ACLU (on whose board I serve). The answer, says Pearl: It depends. To pass First Amendment muster, a state-sponsored function must be predominantly secular. The Salvation Army may receive state money to ladle soup to homeless people, so long as it doesn’t serve up Jesus with the meal. Presumably, the Promised Land pastor may hold a widow’s hand.
But the program can’t have either the purpose or the effect of inhibiting or advancing religion, or one religion. “What if a Wiccan volunteered?” Pearl muses. “If they said, sure, join us, that would be less of a problem.” Still, references to Jesus in the manual take him aback. “It’s hard to imagine a public body adopting as an official policy that God is the answer to man’s dilemma,” he says. “But it seems to me that this is a statement that the Hardwick Police Department not only endorses religion but endorses a particular religion. It sounds highly problematic.” Might the program be intrinsically religious and coercive? A chaplain is a chaplain, after all — religion is his business. And the cops aren’t offering a psychotherapist or a pie to comfort the bereaved. The police, moreover, are the police — coercion is their business. Even if the officer doesn’t order anyone to kneel and pray, the minister arrives under his aegis. Notes Pearl: “The police are authority figures. Most people believe they should cooperate with them.” Add to this the pressure to get along in a small town and, legality aside, some may feel disinclined to refuse the minister’s kind offer. “This is another of these things about being in a minority in a small town,” says one Hardwick Jew. “Usually, you don’t make too much noise.” Following “Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy being,” the training manual’s second of Ten Commandments for Law Enforcement Chaplains is “Thou shalt love thy Police Department and all its personnel.” That may be balm to Hardwick’s police, who don’t get a whole lotta lovin’. The town of 3100 spends a quarter of its budget — $445,000 in FY2007 — on the force, and folks generally don’t feel they get what they pay for. (The department failed to arrest anyone for a series of break-ins last year, even though one victim watched the perpetrator take his wallet. Meanwhile, it issued 527 traffic warnings and 705 tickets.) So it’s reasonable for Chief Dziobek to try to make PEACE with the public. As America slouches toward theocracy, it’s not surprising he’s chosen God as his squad-car partner — or that I may be accused of churlishness for objecting. The U.S. is a secular democracy. Its Constitution protects my right to exercise religion — or not to. For now, my lawyer is drawing up a DNR order: Do Not Redeem. And if the good pastor decides to pray in my dooryard anyway, he’d better be wearing those black running shoes. m
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tennis from a country-club pastime to an athletic endeavor accessible to young people from Bosnia, Somalia and the Dominican Republic. For his efforts, Agna recently received a prestigious United States Tennis Association award. Agna’s populist approach to the game comes from his own upbringing, playing “pick-up� tennis in an Ohio public park. Instead of being carted off to organized lessons, says Agna, kids just showed up and played tennis the way they do basketball today. “I was with kids with from all different backgrounds at all different times,� he says. “It was a great way to grow up.� After relocating to Vermont in 1984, Agna began running a junior development program at Twin Oaks, now Sports & Fitness Edge. Between coaching the girls team at South Burlington High School and teaching adults, he often worked 60-plus hours a week. But Agna says that something was missing. “I was just around affluent kids most of the time,� he notes. In the late 1990s, he received a letter from an instructor he knew from Ohio who was teaching inner-city kids in Los Angeles through a program founded by tennis champion Arthur Ashe. “I started giving serious thought to nonprofit tennis — I wanted to introduce it to kids who’d never played it before,� says Agna, now 52. “A public park for everybody.� The idea was a smash hit in Burlington. Within two weeks of mailing letters to his
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regular tennis clientele, Agna had enough funds for 30 scholarships for at-risk kids to learn the sport. Today, funding for the 35 winter and 50 summer participants comes through some large foundations that work with the King Street Youth Center, but also corporations such as the CocaCola distributor who donates PowerAde, and individuals who drop old Wilson and Prince rac-
from the sidelines. “They don’t even realize they’re learning to play tennis,” she notes. Several King Street players have made the Burlington High School teams, but it seems to please Agna just as much that he runs into twentysomethings on Church Street who say they’re still playing for fun. “We’ve had kids bounce out of this thing and become good players, but it’s not
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about creating a champion,” says Agna. “It’s about getting more people playing a lifelong sport.” Agna has played so much tennis that he’s had two hips replaced. Nonetheless, he says the last few years have been the best of his career. He dispenses life lessons as discreetly as he does basic tennis skills. “This is a comfortable way of learning rules, learning how to get along and learning how to come back when you get down,” says Agna. “All the things that are important in life, like discipline and being in control of your emotions, you can learn from tennis.” Toward the end of the Tuesday afternoon practice, the kids play a game of Elimination with Nerf balls; when they miss a shot, they’re asked to put down their racquets and move to the other side of the net, to catch the incoming balls. One girl misses, scowls, stamps her feet and throws her racquet with a loud clatter. Agna keeps rhythmically tossing balls to the other kids and defuses the tantrum by announcing that the girl must be a temperamental genius. “We have a softer, gentler way of getting into the game; we want it to be successful,” says Agna. “So I really try to keep an eye on a person who looks like they’re teetering on going off.” The goal, he says, is to “to make something winnable” from the situation. In February, Agna flew to Hollywood to accept the 2005 Eve Kraft Community Service Award; the evening was captured on a DVD. But his smile during his acceptance speech doesn’t compare to the mega-watt beams he exhibits while handing out rolls of Lifesavers at the end of his Tuesday lesson. Is the candy reward the best part of the afternoon? Marlynn Serwili tucks her treat into her jeans pocket and shakes her head before leaving to board the red bus. “Actually,” she says, “the best part was just playing tennis.” m
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SEVEN DAYS: You began your career as a cryptographer. How did you become an expert on security in general? BRUCE SCHNEIER: A lot of the methodology and formal ways of thinking we develop for computer security have a lot of applicability to real-world security — to airplanes, ID cards. Everything involves a computer these days. SD: It seems as though understanding security is less about understanding the technology than the human psychology it’s predicated on. BS: I think the human factors are much more important. Knowing what technology can and can’t do is vital, but too often people believe that technology can solve the human problem. It can’t. Burglaries are a great example. Burglaries have been a problem for 5000 years. We use technology to control it, but we don’t solve the problem. SD: You’re in an airport right now. Of all the security measures implemented since 9/11, what’s the most absurd? BS: The ID checks. There have been exactly two things that have improved airport security since 9/11: reinforcing the cockpit door and teaching passengers that they have to fight back. This whole ID check everywhere is ridiculous. Everybody has an ID. So what? Osama bin Laden has an ID. All the 9/11 hijackers had IDs. You can fly under a fake name and a fake ID really easily. It’s pure security theater.
SD: What’s the focus of your presentation in Vermont? BS: I’m going to try to paint a picture of the future of privacy. In the modern technological world, what are the logical extensions of today’s technology that we’re likely to see? How many years will it be before a “life recorder” is a reasonable thing to carry? That’s something that you’ll wear on your lapel that’ll audio-record everything that happens to you. That’s probably only five or six years away. Nobody will mug you because you have your life recorder as evidence. Surveillance technologies come about because more of our transactions are being done by computers, and computers make records. Instead of putting a quarter into a tollbooth, we use an EZ Pass. Instead of paying cash, we pay with credit cards. Records are generated, and as the storage [cost] drops to free, and the processing [cost] drops to free, more records are saved. SD: What’s wrong with this enormous aggregation of data? BS: It’s very troubling because it goes to the heart of liberty and individuality. The right to do things while not being watched is very fundamental to humanity, whether we sing in the shower or have private conversations with friends. If we are constantly under gaze, we can’t experiment as human beings. When we know we’re being watched, our lives are altered, even if we’re doing nothing wrong . . . Amazon can collect my data — actually, I like it when they present me with books I might want to buy — and we gladly trade data for convenience. What we don’t like is when we lose control over it, when it
goes into the hands of data brokers and is used for things we’re not aware of. SD: What’s the biggest threat to our privacy? BS: The confluence of corporate and government interests. Right now, data that is illegal for the government to collect they buy from corporations. And, data that corporations can’t possibly get they buy from the government. So there’s this confluence. And it’s not because someone is being malicious. It’s because that’s where technology is leading us. Corporations are not public charities. They will do whatever will make them the most profit that’s legal. SD: Have we already fallen too far down the rabbit hole? BS: We’re living in a very unique time. The cameras are everywhere, yet you can still see them. ID checks are ubiquitous and you know they’re going on. Ten years from now, you won’t see the cameras. All the ID checks will be RFID [radio frequency identification] or face recognition, and will happen without your knowledge. Surveillance will just fade into the background of society. SD: Is data mining useful? BS: It depends. Data mining’s great success story is credit-card fraud. Data mining systems comb through all of our transactions looking for patterns of credit-card thieves. And they catch them. Why does that work? A bunch of reasons. First, there’s a reasonable percentage of credit cards stolen each year, so the number of bad guys you’re looking for is high. Second, credit-card thieves follow pretty regular patterns
you can look for. They have standard profiles. Third, the cost of a false negative isn’t that great. If you catch 25 percent of the credit-card thieves with this system, that’s fantastic. If you miss 75 percent, so what? The business is still profitable. Four, the cost of a false positive is very low. You get a call from a credit-card company saying, “Did you buy a big-screen television in Omaha today?” You say yes, and life goes on. SD: Why doesn’t this work for national security? BS: When you apply this to terrorism, you get completely different answers. First, terrorists are extremely rare. Two, terrorists don’t have defining patterns you can search for . . . How many of us change jobs each year? Change friends? Changing your baseline is normal. Terrorists are like any other group of people planning an operation, whether it be a surprise birthday party or a bank robbery. The only difference is that their operation is illegal. SD: What else? BS: The cost of false negatives is very high. Security is a tradeoff, and if you build a system that misses 75 to 90 percent, it’s ineffective. Lastly, the cost of false positives is very high. It’s a twoweek FBI investigation. We saw this in the first NSA eavesdropping scandal. The New York Times reported that there were about 1000 people that this system had the FBI investigate. Every one of them was a false alarm. That’s completely wasted time and effort. SD: Is there a fundamental security flaw the government is missing?
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huck Eller is worried that people think he’s closed his business. Rumors began swirling two years ago, after a possessionpurging yard sale and the acquisition of a Enjoy our open-air seating, sizeable motor coach, followed by a 3and-a-half-month “vision quest” journey STORY fabulous martinis PAMELA with wife Ava. Then there was that purPOLSTON chase of land in San Pancho, on the and the Burlington Pacific coast of Mexico, and the fact that Discover Jazz Festival! his Charlotte sound-recording studio and IMAGE JORDAN the home attached to it were on the marSILVERMAN ket. The properties were taken off for a while, but then suddenly sold. Partly. 1 4 4 C HU RC H S T RE E T BURLINGTON (802)9 5 1 - 5 8 8 8 Now the Ellers are living in their Winnebago, currently parked at a New Haven campground. In his studio Eller, 2x4-bangkok060706.indd 1 6/5/06 2:52:00 PM along with longtime engineer Lane Gibson, is still producing musical projects, mostly local. But a new partner named Jacob Edgar, until recently the vice president of A&R at Putumayo, has settled his family into the adjacent house and given the business a new global twist. What? “I can understand why people are confused,” Eller, 54, concedes. “But even when I’ve been gone, there’s been something going on in here every day.” We all have goals and aspirations. That’s an understatement. The venerable Charles Eller Studios, located for the What we lack is the understanding of what keeps us past 14 years in a yellow-clapboard former from those goals. Dreams show us the unconscious forces farmhouse on a dirt road with Green that keep us from doing what we are here to do. Mountain vistas, is very much open, and as busy as ever. Its past credits include If you are interested or just have questions, give me a call. some 500 CDs, never mind earlier LPs, recorded and/or mastered for a huge array of folk, rock and classical music clients. The future appears to promise more of the Phone sessions, day and evening appointments available. same, but with international artists thrown into the mix, courtesy of Edgar’s new Vermont-based world-music label, 2x4-billstcyr052406.indd 1 5/22/06 5:02:25 PM Cumbancha. The story behind all these changes, and the merging of Eller and Edgar’s parallel paths, is one of amazing serendipity.
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Actually, Jacob Edgar’s life story so far — he turns 37 this month — reads like a series of right-time-right-place events. His stepfather, a puppeteer who worked with Bread and Puppet and other performing-arts groups, moved the family
to Vermont when Edgar was 9. While growing up in Plainfield, attending school at Twinfield and U-32, he quickly developed musical and international interests. Edgar was a counselor and trumpet player for Circus Smirkus and taught music at the Governor’s Institute on the Arts. He went to the former Soviet Union with Project Harmony, and spent a year in Reykjavik, Iceland, as an exchange student. At Oberlin College, where Edgar earned a Bachelor’s in history and Latin American studies, he was “always trying to come up with ways to write papers that had something to do with music,” he explains. “I actually wrote a paper on [Vermont’s] Nisht Geferlach Klezmer Band, and I did research on Puerto Rican music and the Afro-Cuban santería religion.” He spent a semester in Costa Rica researching Central American music, and there met his half-Dutch wife, Deirdre Holmes — they now have two young daughters. On scholarship at UCLA, Edgar got a Master’s in ethnomusicology, and afterwards moved to San Francisco to work for a small label and distributor of world music. That inclusive classification, a marketing term developed in the late 1980s, is “inappropriate but practical,” Edgar says. “I sometimes use ‘international music.’ I describe it as music that has some kind of connection with culture or tradition — in language, instrumentation, the way it’s played.” When Edgar met Dan Storper, the founder of Putumayo, his “world” suddenly got a whole lot bigger. Putumayo began some 30 years ago selling clothing and imported crafts, but now the brand is better known for its popular compilation discs of music from all over the planet. In fact, Storper eventually sold the clothing line to focus exclusively on his label. It had begun, as so many music collections do, as a personalized labor of love. Storper “was trying to come up with the right music for his shops,” Edgar explains — tunes that suited the ethnic merchandise as well as his
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Charles Eller Studios stays the same. Cumbancha will bring in projects — I’ve been spreading the word with my network of artists that they need to come here. JACOB EDGAR own tastes. One day, Storper happened to hear a Nigerian band at an outdoor concert in San Francisco, and observed that the audience enjoying the show was “all races, no baggage,” as Edgar puts it. It was exactly the kind of exuberant, pan-cultural experience Storper was looking for. He began compiling tapes to play in his stores, and soon customers were asking for them. Storper was on to something, but he was a music lover, not a scholar. Enter Jacob Edgar. “Dan needed someone to do research and development, to make the CDs broader. I had to listen to thousands of records, travel to different countries, and meet artists,” Edgar complains with tongue in cheek. In fact, it was a young ethnomusicologist’s dream job come true. Putumayo’s marketing model is savvy: Titles such as Sahara Lounge, Brazilian Groove and French Café are sold not only in record stores but also clothing and giftshop outlets where the music is often filling the airwaves as well. And the company’s tagline — “Guaranteed to make you feel good” — has a socially conscious subtext. On the back of the recent Turkish Groove CD, for example, the fine print
says that a portion of proceeds from its sale will be donated “to support . . . efforts to improve child care and education for disadvantaged children in Turkey.” Oh, and those informative texts about the artists? Edgar’s handiwork. “I write all the liner notes,” he says. “For many years I also supervised the rights and clearances for artists and was an artist liaison. I’m a bad workaholic,” Edgar continues, “but I’m also passionate about the Putumayo mission — it’s a vehicle to understand and appreciate the diversity of cultures.” These experiences, and multiple opportunities to “discover” musicians in other countries, eventually led Edgar to envision his own label, one that would produce single-artist releases. “I wanted to work more closely with some of the artists I’ve gotten to know,” he explains. “Dan also liked the idea of doing single artists, but it was hard for Putumayo to take that risk — its model is better for compilations. So he invested in my company.” Putumayo will also distribute Cumbancha products, a huge boon for Edgar and an opportunity to bring wider 31A >>
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attention to even more artists. His first release just came out — ÂĄAy Caramba! by Ska Cubano. An infectiously danceable disc, the music is a collaboration of renowned London ska singer Natty Bo and Cuban crooner Beny Billy. It was previously recorded, but Edgar picked it up as Cumbancha’s debut and will promote the band’s upcoming North American tour. Cumbancha, by the way, is a West African word meaning “an impromptu musical get-together,â€? Edgar explains. “A cumbanchero is a party animal.â€? What’s all this got to do with Charles Eller Studios? Nothing so far, but read on. When Edgar began fantasizing about his own label, he also thought a lot about coming back to Vermont. He and his family had been living in New York City for a few years, as well as a year in Amsterdam. But with two growing girls, now 6 and 3, the couple pined for a less urban environment. “We wanted to come back [here] someday — a lot of Vermonters think that,â€? says Edgar. “We wanted to be in a beautiful place with a community of like-minded people.â€? A mutual family friend, Marshfield musician Diana Winn Levine, made the EllerEdgar connection last summer, though Eller’s place was no longer officially for sale. “We were torn about it,â€? Eller says, “so we just kept failing to put it on the market. We were waiting . . . for something.â€? Apparently, waiting for Jacob Edgar to come along. “We met Chuck and explained what we wanted to do, and all the pieces just started to fall into place,â€? Edgar says. “I loved the idea of having a studio outside my door. Chuck and Lane have done an amazing thing here, and I wanted to keep it going.â€? So Eller sold his house to the Edgar family but kept the studio. He and Gibson continue to work with Vermont clients, and Edgar will recruit international artists to record for his label. “Basically Charles Eller Studios stays the same,â€? Edgar confirms. “Cumbancha will bring in projects — I’ve been spreading the word with my network of artists that they need to come here.â€? Edgar has a Putumayo project, a children’s artist from Trinidad named Asheba, in the Charlotte pipeline as well. “As Cumbancha evolves, I’ll get more involved in the studio,â€? Edgar says. “It will be an apprenticeship kind of transition for me, since I’ve come from another aspect of the business.â€? He also expects to take Eller to other parts of the world for remote recordings. “Hanitra is the leader of a band in Madagascar; she wants me to come there to produce her record,â€? Edgar notes. “It’s the type of project I could envision.â€?
“We’ll potentially use some Vermont musicians on records with international artists,� Eller adds, suggesting that “crosspollination� will be advantageous for the homegrown music scene. So would a worldmusic series at a local venue such as Higher Ground; Edgar says he could see that happening down the road. “Right now my dilemma is too many fun choices.� Nice work if you can get it. For Eller, joining forces with Edgar and Cumbancha feels like a circle coming full. “At one point in my life I was going to go into the study of ethnomusicology, at Wesleyan,� he reminisces, “but some of my grades from UVM wouldn’t transfer, and then I got involved in [former Ferrisburgh studio/label] Philo Records.� Eller’s path also led him to co-found the jazz ensemble Kilimanjaro, whose debut recording in 1981 reached number three on national music charts; a second album two years later reached number 5. As it happens, 20 years after Kilimanjaro broke up, they’re performing a reunion show, with some newly composed tunes, at the Discover Jazz Fest this week. Kilimanjaro called it quits in part out of frustration with the major-label music biz, but also because another opportunity came along they couldn’t refuse: Big Joe Burrell. As the Unknown Blues Band, keyboardist Eller and his musical mates backed the beloved saxman for nearly two decades. That’s how long Eller has been behind the soundboard as well; at his first studio in an apartment on South Union Street, then in the room-with-a-ruralview in Charlotte, Chuck “Ears� Eller has earned a reputation for his recording finesse. And don’t get the idea that place in San Pancho is just for hanging by the pool with a chilled Sangria. Yes, it will be a winter get-away for the Ellers. But with three buildings on a “very old-Mexico� compound, he says, “We want to have basically a B&B where friends, clients, Jacob, Lane, etc., can come down and do some work, and write it off!� And with the much larger city of Puerto Vallarta just half an hour away, Eller adds, “There’s a real market for a recording studio. We could probably have it up and running by next winter . . .� Edgar doesn’t seem to be in any hurry for a south-of-theborder vacation. He travels constantly anyway. But in recent weeks he’s been catching up with old Vermont friends, working on his Cumbancha business plan and thinking about putting down roots. “I hope I can return what this place gave me, growing up and seeing some great shows here,� he says. Even in Vermont, he suggests, “Diversity is already a part of our lives.� m
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OFF THE CLEF Move over, jazz fest — Burlington’s Jazz Guys kick out the jams and stomp on them story: casey rea images: matthew thorsen CLOCKWISE FROM LEFT: MAX SCHWARTZ, HERB VAN DER POLL, MAARTEN VAN DER POLL, FRANK ZAMIELLO
It’s pretty audacious to name your band after a genre you don’t actually perform. But Burlington’s irreverent rockers The Jazz Guys have never played by the rules. At last year’s Discover Jazz Fest, they were banished from the Church Street Marketplace following a particularly loud, bratty performance that pissed off listeners expecting something closer to swing or bebop. They’ve since become scene darlings, thrilling audiences with playfully infectious music that kicks ass and splits sides. They celebrate the release of their debut disc, A Blessing in Disguise, at Club Metronome this week. The Jazz Guys’ musical riffs are as potent as their comedic ones. A powerful chemistry exists between bassist-vocalist Herb van der Poll, guitarists-vocalists Max Schwartz and Maarten van der Poll, all 24, and drummer-vocalist Frank Zamiello, 31. Their explosive sound recalls classic rockers such as The Yardbirds, The Kinks and The Who, but with a punky, satirical edge. The genesis of the group dates back to 1998, when Grafton, Massachusetts, high school pals Herb van der Poll and Schwartz were given an assignment for a music history class. “It’s a fascinating story, actually,” van der Poll says. “Our teacher showed us a painting of old jazz musicians and told us to come up with a tale about what that scene was like. So we wrote a musical about a band that was trying to escape a crazy ex-girlfriend.” That fictional band was called The Jazz Guys. The course was completed, but the tunes kept coming. When van der Poll’s twin brother Maarten came aboard, a flesh-and-blood version of TJG was born. A couple of years later, members headed off to college. Maarten van der Poll and Schwartz enrolled at Johnson State, where the latter, ironically, studied jazz guitar. Herb van der Poll attended the University of Massachusetts and tinkered with tunes in his bedroom. He also participated in an improvisational comedy troupe, honing skills that come in handy on stage today. When he transferred to Plainfield’s Goddard College in 2001, Vermont became Jazz Guys headquarters. The band went through a few drummers, settling on Zamiello in 2003. His powerfully articulate style went a long way towards tightening the group’s spasmodic sound. “That was the true birth of The Jazz Guys,” says Schwartz. Herb van der Poll remembers his first encounter with Zamiello. “Frank was this arrogant, off-putting motherfucker,” he jokes. “But we heard he was an amazing drummer.” Seven Days recently engaged the band in a fast-paced fourway. Conversation, that is.
The Jazz Guys, with Missy Bly and the Breaking In, Club Metronome, Burlington, June 9, 9 p.m. $6.
SEVEN DAYS: You’ve managed to win over a lot of local rock fans. What are you trying to communicate to them, musically speaking? FRANK ZAMIELLO: It’s not obvious? SD: Well, it might be to me, but what about others? HERB VAN DER POLL: We’re not trying to communicate anything. We’re trying to recapture the sensation of music that excites and inspires us. We hope that on some level, people will feel that when we play. SD: I have to admit, when I first heard you guys in 2003, I felt as though I was being put on. But I was blown away at a Red Square gig the following year. How did you improve so quickly? MAX SCHWARTZ: Well, there was some extensive practicing. HVP: To some people we come off as though we don’t take anything seriously, and the music is a joke. But it’s never actually been that way.
dizzying heights. SD: So it’s your “Stairway to Heaven”? HVP: Well, it’s more like a “Speed Bump to Limbo.” SD: Your new disc is about to be released. What happens after that? FZ: We’re gonna sell it! HVP: Actually, the goal is to let as many people have access to the music as possible. I mean, nobody makes money selling music anymore. FZ: Well, at least not the bands. MS: So why should we? HVP: It’s not always the case; The Arctic Monkeys had the most downloaded album in history a week before the actual disc came out. But people still went out and bought it. FZ: Yet I’ve never heard of them. HVP: Oh, they totally suck. SD: Have you ever been bothered by an angry swing combo that took offense to your name?
MVP: Playing live is the most fun part of being in a band. So finding your tightest pair of pants and your coolest shirt kind of psychs you up to perform. FZ: Everybody’s got their little rock outfits that they put on. Kiss had them, [AC/DC guitarist] Angus Young had them. MVP: It’s like when Superman comes out of the phone booth. FZ: And do you think Superman is comfortable? But you know why he does it? He does it for the fans. SD: You all seem really connected when you play live. What’s it like when you put down your instruments? MVP: Three of us live together. And until last April, Frank lived across the street. There was our apartment, his place, and a bunch of college kids on all sides. We took a lot of comfort in having each other there. MS: Frank was, like, the old man on the street. He’d be constantly yelling at these young kids who were just trying to have a good time. FZ: Yeah, at my expense. It was driving me crazy.
Their explosive sound recalls classic rockers such as The Yardbirds, The Kinks and The Who, but with a punky, satirical edge. SD: Your early performances frequently included the reading of fan mail. Who is the typical Jazz Guys enthusiast? FZ: Look in the mirror, my friend. HVP: Our appeal is pretty broad. There are people that are into us who are obsessed with music, and know all the subsub-genres. But there are also people who don’t go to a lot of rock shows that seem to really like us. FZ: Because we offer them free beer. SD: You’ve scaled the heights of Burlington rock stardom. Is it lonely at the top? HVP: When you’re as brilliant as we are, it can be very isolating. MS: Regular people seem like cattle. MAARTEN VAN DER POLL: Thank God we have each other. SD: Your songs are typically straight-up rockers. Will we be hearing a Jazz Guys power ballad anytime soon? MVP: We’re hoping to have one together for our next performance. FZ: Every great arena-rock band needs a ballad. MVP: Unfortunately, none of us have [Journey front man] Steve Perry’s voice. HVP: We definitely don’t want to fall into the trap of writing the same song over and over. So we came up with a softer song, an anthem to unrequited love. But it’s still got some
MS: We had a hard time with a band in Oregon when we were trying to buy the domain name “JazzGuys.com.” We contacted them to purchase it. They never wrote back. But a couple of months later, the name was on an auction site starting at $600. MVP: So we took theJazzGuys.com. MS: Now it seems that they have disbanded. SD: Would you be annoyed if there was a jazz band called The Indie-Rock Dudes? MVP: That’d be great. SD: Would you tour with them? MS: No. MVP: I’d go see them play. FZ: I wouldn’t. HVP: Our name showcases our sense of irony. FZ: It’s more your sense of irony. MVP: We looked up jazz in the dictionary once . . . FZ: Just once, though. MVP: . . . and there were a few definitions. One was to make things better, to “jazz up.” And the other was “to deceive,” as in, “Don’t jazz me.” HVP: It’s said that art is the lie that brings you to the truth. Hence, The Jazz Guys. SD: You wear snazzy clothes when performing, but I imagine tight trousers aren’t always comfortable. Would you ever consider wearing sweatpants?
HVP: Maarten and I are twins, and we’ve known Max since the third grade. Frank fits in musically, but he’s also likeminded. Maybe you can fake that kind of chemistry, but I wouldn’t know how to do it. SD: It seems like a pretty fun lifestyle. Are there any downsides? FZ: Ask us after something cool happens. MS: I think it’s coordinating our schedules. We all work very different hours. SD: Is there any fear that audiences outside of Vermont might not get where you’re coming from? MVP: I think there’s still fear about audiences inside Vermont. FZ: But you never know how anything’s gonna go over. HVP: We really try to read the crowd as the show is going on. We’re constantly interacting with and engaging them. But in order to expand our audience, we’ll need to start looking out of town. We’ve pretty much mined what there is here. It’s kind of a crossroads. SD: Can you see yourselves playing together into old age, like the Stones? FZ: As long as we keep writing exciting music that’s interesting to ourselves, why not? MVP: If I can still stand being in a room with these guys, I’ll keep doing it. m
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He and a friend saw Duke Ellington in Springfield, and traveled to New York to see Louis Armstrong. “My parents didn’t seem to mind that,� he reflects. “They were happy that I was interested in something.� Bemis was never much of a student. What he liked about jazz, he says, “was that I considered it my music. It wasn’t anything anybody told me I had to listen to. I was never very receptive to those sorts of things anyway,� he acknowledges with a laugh. When Bemis was in high school, the “sweet� bandleader Sammy Kaye brought his radio show, “So You Want to Lead the Band,� to Springfield. In a sort of precursor to “American Idol,� contestants conducted Kaye’s ensemble and audience applause picked the favorite. Bemis, who was just 17, led the band in “The Jersey Bounce.� He took first place, and went on to the nationals in Hollywood, where his performance on “The One O’Clock Jump� won him $1000 — a princely sum in 1945. He used it to buy a drum kit from Kaye’s percussionist. Bemis played with a high school band, The Midnight Suns. But, he demurs, “I was never very good. I couldn’t coordinate my limbs.� After high school, Bemis moved to New York, where he worked by day at Barnes & Noble, and by night soaked up music, at clubs such as the Five Spot, the Half Note and Birdland. He also became friends with the jazz guitarist Sal Salvador, who had played with Stan Kenton before forming his own group. Attending jam sessions with Salvador brought Bemis in contact with bassist Oscar Pettiford and many other musicians. Although he served for a while as Salvador’s personal manager, Bemis found he wasn’t cut out for the grittier aspects of the work. “I didn’t know all the wheelings and dealings and things like that,� he notes. “I’m not a tough business man.� But he was deeply committed to introducing people to the music he loved. The
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Given his devotion to the urban art of jazz, Vermont might seem an odd choice of residence for Bemis. But he’s also devoted to his family, and with two young daughters, he and Anne opted in 1966 for a more child-friendly, saner life. “I’m not the kind of guy that should be in New York City,” Bemis observes. “It was too intense for me.” The move proved a boon for Vermont. At a time when area schools offered no jazz courses, and there was no jazz festival in the area, Bemis produced the state’s first jazz show, on WRUV at UVM, where he was working at the college
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bookstore. He played recordings and offered commentary, and interviewed touring and local musicians. One early guest was Larry McCrorey, who credits Bemis with making his own jazz-radio career possible. When he came to town in 1966 as an assistant professor in physiology, McCrorey says, he went looking for the local jazz scene. He found Bemis’ radio show. “He was as helpful to me as anybody could possibly be,” says McCrorey, who went on to become a UVM administrator and is now professor emeritus. “He
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give the slot to Bill Cole, out of Hanover — for the “geographical diversity,� Bemis was told. Looking back, he’s just as glad, Bemis says. He enjoys the freedom of college radio. His WRUV show ran until 1979. When he left his job at UVM to work at the Dartmouth College bookstore, he produced a similar show there for the next 14 years. Since his retirement in 1993, he’s had a regular Tuesday-night gig on the St. Michael’s College station, WWPV 88.7 FM. He takes the bus to the Colchester studio — neither he nor Anne has ever learned how to drive. Off the air, Bemis has found other ways to spread the word. Although today UVM has a thriving jazz program, nothing of the sort existed 40 years ago. Bemis began lecturing on jazz history and playing records — first at a Church Street coffee shop, then for the jazz club at St. Mike’s, and finally at UVM.
Coleman described his “harmelodic� style, and Julius Hempfel described his work with the World Saxophone Quartet. Roy Eldridge, whom Bemis calls the next really great trumpeter after Louis Armstrong, told him how Benny Goodman effectively ended Fletcher Henderson’s career when he bought his arrangements. Bemis hopes to combine his interest in jazz and books by publishing selections from his most interesting exchanges. But first he needs legal advice about copyright issues, and someone to transcribe the tapes; Bemis can’t type. Whoever takes the job will hear the likes of Slide Hampton, Oscar Peterson, Marian McPartland, Chico Hamilton, Sun Ra and Lester Bowie, to name just a few. Missing from the list is Wynton Marsalis. Even a promoter has his preferences. “I shouldn’t say this to you,�
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WITH THE BAND? Seems like almost everybody was once, including these local ex-players: ANDY MONTROLL, Burlington, attorney and city councilor “My grandmother gave me a violin at birth,” Montroll reports. “I started playing it when I was in third grade, and played until I was in ninth grade. Unfortunately, after about fifth grade, I just never got any better. I said, ‘All right, that’s not one of my talents.’”
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othing says summer like a concert in the park. For some, that means buying tickets to the Vermont Mozart Festival. But if you’re in the mood for a cheaper, more eclectic, albeit somewhat less polished program, you might prefer a performance by one of Vermont’s many town bands. Dozens of communities across the state boast ensembles that play pop songs, marches, ragtime numbers and show tunes, often in the bandstand on the town green. You don’t have to buy tickets or make reservations for their concerts; admission is usually free. Not that you have to attend a show to hear them play — they also appear in parades, at picnics, or at other civic celebrations, such as festivities in honor of Memorial Day or the Fourth of July. Their performances aren’t always the most professional. Few town band members make a living playing music. Most volunteer their time. But if they sometimes hit a few wrong notes, they compensate with an abundance of heart. Burlington Concert Band musical director Steve Sawyer explains their appeal. His group plays Sundays from 7 to 9 p.m. in the bandshell at Battery Park; their season begins June 18 and ends August 13. “There’s something about a concert on a Sunday night next to Beansie’s bus,” he muses. “There’s something very American about it.” Town bands have a long history in Vermont; Burlington’s has been around since 1851, though the band’s website — www.burlingtonconcertband.org — reveals that the music has stopped a few times over the years, most notably when conductor Edward Paige was arrested “on suspicion of embezzlement from the Burlington Railroad” in the 1870s. He was later acquitted. But Burlington’s band isn’t the oldest in Vermont — that honor belongs to the town musicians of St. Johnsbury, whose band was established in 1830. The youngest is perhaps Milton, which formed its ensemble just five years ago, during the summer of 2001. Michael Sherman, author of Freedom and Unity: A History of Vermont, wrote an essay on town bands that is posted to the Vermont Historical Society’s website. He suggests the ensembles were once “training grounds” for rural musicians who went on to careers with traveling orchestras. The bands also rallied public support during wartime. “During the Civil War,” writes Sherman, “many town bands played at recruiting ceremonies, accompanied troops to the local train department and sometimes to the battlefield, and greeted returning veterans . . . During World War I the
Montpelier town band played at a gathering of citizens to promote the sale of war bonds. An Italian band in Barre helped send off the young men from that city who were going to war.” Times have changed, somewhat. For example, it’s difficult to imagine the cheerful musicians at a recent Burlington Concert Band practice accompanying a National Guard unit to Iraq. Though the band plays at Battery Park, it rehearses indoors, in the band room at Burlington High School. Their weekly Thursday practices, which started May 11, routinely draw anywhere from 20 to 40 participants of all ages, from ninth-graders to senior citizens. During their first practice in June, the 17 clarinetists, saxophonists, oboists, horn players and flutist are sitting on black vinyl chairs. The two female percussionists and the stand-up bass player stand in back. The floor is strewn with open instrument cases and small plastic bottles of valve oil. Inspirational portraits of jazz musicians line the walls, along with a poster behind conductor Steve Sawyer that reminds players, “LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters.” The band is reviewing some of its music for the first time, and most of the pieces sound pretty rough. Sawyer selects songs from the group’s library, and the players fish the sheet music from their identical black concert folders. At this rehearsal, they plod through some marches, a Cajun folksong, something called the “American Civil War Fantasy” and the theme from Mission: Impossible. Sawyer is in his fourth year as the band’s musical director. He lives in town and works as a music teacher for grades K-6 at Vergennes Elementary School. “I know ‘Lightly Row’ and ‘Hot Cross Buns’ pretty well now,” he quips after rehearsal. He says leading the BCB keeps him sharp professionally. During a run-through of “Dixieland Bash,” a ragtime tune, Sawyer stops keeping time with his wooden baton and calls the musicians to a halt. He instructs them to return to a dramatic passage and play it again. “OK, can we do more rollercoaster?” he asks. “Let’s make the audience dizzy right here.” Sawyer directs them to the measures in question, and urges them to “crescendo the quarter note on the way to the half note.” When the band responds with a hearty wah-wah sound, Sawyer interjects his approval. “Good!” he shouts over the music. Before they break, the band tries an upbeat classi-
GARY MARGOLIS, Burlington, UVM chief of police Margolis played in the orchestra in junior high and high school. He started playing violin when he was 6 or 7, then switched to clarinet as a teenager. In high school, he switched again: “They needed a bass clarinetist,” he says. “Bass clarinets are big instruments, and I’m a big guy.” Margolis remembers playing at pep rallies, sporting events and synagogue talent shows. He quit after high school. “I really miss music,” he says. “Someday I’ll play again. My fantasy someday is to conduct an orchestra.” MARY HOOPER, mayor of Montpelier “I was required to take piano lessons,” recalls Hooper. “I had a kind of typical response to that. It didn’t do much for me. Of course, now I wish I could play the piano.” As an adult, Hooper took up the recorder. She played in an ensemble until about a year into her tenure as mayor, when she got too busy. But she says she hasn’t given up music entirely. “The music stand’s still set up in the living room,” she reports. When talking about her new instrument choice, Hooper sounds a defensive note. “A lot of people think the recorder is a kid’s toy, but it’s a real instrument,” she says. “It really is.” PAMELA POLSTON, Winooski, co-publisher/editor of Seven Days At the beginning of seventh grade in Omaha, Polston chose to learn the trombone, but she soon grew discouraged by the excess of boy trombonists in the school band, which included grades 7 to 12. The director suggested she switch to tuba, since the sole player was about to graduate. For the next six years, she played a white fiberglass sousaphone that weighed 15 pounds. “I hated marching season,” she recalls. Polston, who years later in Burlington became the lead singer for The Decentz, says she enjoyed playing the oversized instrument and wishes she had kept it up after high school. But there was one good reason not to: She shares a memorable moment, when she blew a capped front tooth into her mouthpiece. Her band teacher flushed out the horn, but the tooth never emerged. She had to have it replaced. “It was very embarrassing,” she says. But not as embarrassing as the second time it happened. Observes Polston, “It’s probably still rattling around in there to this day.” KEN SQUIER, Stowe, owner of WDEV and co-owner of Thunder Road Speedbowl Squier played clarinet at Waterbury High School. “They had a guy come with instruments to the high school,” he remembers. “He played the clarinet in the low register, and I thought it was beautiful.” The stock-car announcer says he quit clarinet after graduation. Why? “Probably I went deaf racing.” Any funny band stories? “I was not good,” he admits. “I’m sure that anyone who listened to me play thought it was funny.”
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Blauwiekel reports that the group uses most of the money to buy music and equipment, and to advertise its concerts. Sawyer and the officers also receive honoraria. Whatever is left at the end of the season is split among the band members, depending upon how many concerts and rehearsals they’ve attended. Blauwiekel says it’s a very small amount. But at least they get something. Most musicians in town bands are volunteers. That’s true in St. Johnsbury, where clarinetist Marie-Anne Hemond says concerts attract between 40 and 45 musicians “on a good day.” But Hemond notes that most of those players belong to other area bands in Newport, Barre, Danville or Morrisville. Hemond herself plays bass drum for the Lyndonville Military band. “You find a lot of people play more than one instrument,” she says. “You have to. That’s how those bands stay alive.” Burlington’s Blauwiekel admits she’s also thinking about her band’s survival. Their musicians are definitely aging; the sole tuba player is likely out for the season after suffering a stroke. She emphasizes that the BCB is eager to recruit. The band officially requires that members be able to read music, play scales and have at least three years of experience with their instrument, but Blauwiekel says the BCB is very willing to work with exmusicians who may be a little rusty. At this point it seems like they’re looking for warm, somewhat musically inclined bodies. But Blauwiekel and her fellow town band members are determined to keep the tradition alive. They argue that their music still plays a vital role in Vermont community life by providing accessible opportunities for people to listen to and play live music. “It’s nice when people make music,” says Blauwiekel, “even when they don’t sound as good as the iPod.”m
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hat auditory force could compel scores of volunteer musicians to turn out on a weeknight and tackle a challenging work by a notoriously picky composer, with no actual concert date in sight? On a chilly night this STORY spring dozens of performers, amateur and MEGHAN pro, gathered in the arch-roofed Elley-Long DEWALD Center to play through the second symphony of fin de siècle composer Gustav IMAGES COURTESY Mahler. I was one of them. Wanting to know what kind of music could inspire this OF GEORGE degree of dedication, I’d signed up for the flute section. TYLER Nicknamed “The Resurrection,â€? the piece started off with the funeral of the Mahler’s Symphony No. 2, character introduced in Mahler’s Open Reading, Symphony No. 1. Elley-Long “Right here, we’re imagining a happy Music Center, episode in the life of the hero we’ve just St. Michael’s College, buried,â€? quipped conductor Troy Peters Colchester, of the Vermont Youth Orchestra. True June 20, 7-10 p.m. Free. enough, the happy, wandering melody of the second movement evokes a walk amid To perform, contact Daniel Alpine wildflowers. Peters enlivened the Weiss at three-hour run-through with anecdotes daniel.weiss about Mahler and his discernable inten@uvm.edu. tions, and noteworthy performances of the music. After a particularly ominous and heavy passage that could stand to be played with a bit more gravitas, he paused. “Think Star Wars, people!â€? We ran through it again, this time giving the chords a weight worthy of Imperial Stormtroopers. Mahler’s’ music is heavy stuff, beautifully intense, and made more poignant by Peters’ narrative. The fifth and final movement details the end of the world, including an off-stage group of horns that simulate the last trumpet. A solo flute portrays the world’s last living thing, a lone songbird, which then falls silent. Into that break, a heavenly chorus begins singing, eventually rejoining the orchestra. Like me, many players had picked up the music for their part in advance. But as only a so-so flutist, I knew when not to play, and decided to join the 30-member chorus for the second half. After the final measure, everyone let
out a deep sigh of satisfaction, and then Peters said, “Let’s do that last part again — just because we can.� After the last note faded once again, orchestra members and choristers burst out clapping. The March 22 reading was part of a semi-annual series run by the Green Mountain Mahler Festival, an organization devoted to promoting the performance and enjoyment of works by the charismatic Bohemian-Austrian opera conductor and composer, who lived from 1860 to 1911. Mahler wrote several song cycles and nine complete symphonies, plus his unfinished 10th, before dying suddenly of a virus at age 51. He is credited as one of the first composers to blend chorus and symphony. More often, though, he’s associated with size — the bigger, the better. Mahler’s works are lavishly orchestrated for large numbers of performers, which can put them outside the reach of most community orchestras. Intricate pianissimo sections are interspersed with bombastic bits that require a solid wall of sound. As Peters noted during the reading, at the judgmentday trumpet section, “Mahler literally calls for ‘as many horns as possible.’� Most formal symphonies opt for scaled-back orchestrations — the Vermont Symphony Orchestra recently performed the second symphony in this way. “For example, do you really need eight basses when you can get by with four, or can you cut out the E-flat clarinet? � asks Green Mountain Mahler Festival organizer Dan Weiss. “Sure. But because we don’t have the same budgetary constraints, we don’t have to do that. We can have as big an orchestra as we can field, and as big a chorus . . . that’s one way of taking Mahler to the extreme.� Weiss acknowledges that the composer’s ostentatious scale isn’t for everyone, and that some find his style schmaltzy. “You either love Mahler or you just don’t care for him. There’s very little middle ground,� he says. “But most people I
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come in contact with through the festival tend to lean toward liking Mahler.� A University of Vermont research physician and proficient double-bassist, Weiss describes his first encounter with Mahler as a near-mystical experience: “Back in college, when I first heard a Mahler symphony, it blew me away. And after that, it was just trying to find out who was writing this incredible music and how I could play it.� That decades-long drive has taken concrete shape: Weiss lived in Seattle for 10 years and played in a number of community orchestras and musical groups there. “I wanted to do Mahler symphonies, but the individual community groups, by and large, didn’t have the
works that usually don’t get performed that often,� says Weiss. That’s often the Mahler symphonies, but NWMF readings and concerts have also included symphonies by Shostakovich and Bruckner, and Strauss tone poems. As the founder and president emeritus, Weiss still serves on the board of trustees and makes summer trips back to the West Coast to participate. When he moved to Vermont in 2001, he hoped to recreate the experience with a sister organization. But finding enough musicians in Vermont proved challenging. The greater Seattle area supports at least 30 community orchestras, plus a strong public school music program and large youth orchestra system. Given the difference in population density,
Farrell and Shyla Nelson are scheduled to sing as well. In these “readings,� everyone wins: Conductors get a chance to work with a massed orchestra on a piece they’re rarely able to perform, and participants Weiss calls “serious avocational musicians� get to exercise their classical chops. He doesn’t want to scare away potential performers, but stresses that musical competence is a must. “The best part is that this is all done for the love of music,� Weiss says. “No one gets paid, and we don’t charge a fee, either.� One current mission is to spread the word among area choristers, who seem a tad more skittish about sight-reading, or are perhaps wary of waiting through the orchestral sections. Eventually, Weiss would like
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resources to pull together a hundred-plus musicians.� That’s the minimal number needed for most of the composer’s highwattage works, in the opinion of many Mahler fans. Weiss instituted a series of symphony open readings in 1995. The series was so successful that a formal concert was added to the roster the following year, and the group incorporated as the Northwest Mahler Festival. The nonprofit has been going strong for 10 years, and even releases a CD series of its seasonal offerings. The fest draws musicians from the Seattle Symphony and on down the scale to talented students, with a focus on “big, huge, romantic
says Weiss, “It’s tougher to pull together the numbers sometimes.� Despite this obstacle, the buzz is building. Over the past four years, the Green Mountain Mahler Festival has hosted readings for Mahler symphonies 1 through 7, each led by a different area conductor. The 100plus singers and instrumentalists who showed up for the March session ranged from teens in high school ensembles and the VYO to pro players from Vermont Symphony. At least that many are expected to turn out for a June 20 redux of Mahler’s Symphony No. 2, again conducted by Troy Peters. Local sopranos Wendy Hoffman
to offer free public concerts as part of the GMFF, as the Seattle group does. His dream performance? “Mahler’s 8th — the Symphony of a Thousand.� The work requires a huge orchestra, with many extra players, eight vocal soloists, two large choruses and a children’s chorus. The symphony did, in fact, premiere with a thousand musicians, though the Northwest Mahler Festival managed to perform the piece in 2000 with a mere 350. Asked what venue he would hope to use, Weiss, like Mahler, thinks big. “Well, the acoustics are wrong, but maybe Gutterson Arena at UVM. Something on that scale.� A suitable spot, perhaps, for lofty goals. m
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Now back to the jazz. Plenty of big-name acts are drawn to the Queen City for Jazz Fest. But there’s also a lot of homegrown talent performing at smaller venues around town. The following is just a small sample of the musical activity. Parima is no stranger to jazz, with local combos performing at the restaurant on a regular basis. But they’re kicking it up a notch this week, with acts booked back-toback. On Wednesday, June 7, bass phenom Rob Duguay and his quartet interpret the music of Thelonious Monk and John Coltrane. The following evening, local faves Gua Gua take audiences on a “psychotropical jazz journey.” The Matt Wright Group, which includes some of the hottest players in town, serve up fresh “spazz jazz” on Friday. Saturday sees Joe Davidian reprising his successful Miles Davis tribute from a few months back. Guitar hero Nick Cassarino spins dizzying six-string webs on Sunday. Halvorson’s is also getting festive with a slew of enticing performances. Sultry vocalist Taryn Noelle swings by on Wednesday, June 7, and Friends of Joe gets “supersized” on Thursday. Joining the band for the night are Dave Grippo and Jen Hartswick. Talk about horn power. The densely populated Vermont Jazz Ensemble squeezes onto the stage on Friday, following a set from the Joe Davidian Trio. Bluesman Kip Meaker and jam-rockers Miracle Train share a bill on Sunday night. Keep in mind that most of the Halvorson’s gigs have a small cover charge. Jazz Fest is officially over by Monday, June 12, but the Vermont Jazz Ensemble kicks off their summer residency that evening.
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It’s always nice when local musicians are recognized outside of the Green Mountains. When you labor at something you love, a little validation goes a long way. The following are two examples of Vermontborn achievements. Bakersfield-based mandolinist and composer Will Patton has landed on the cover of Mandolin Magazine, a national rag devoted to the instrument. The story focuses on Patton’s recent collaboration with renowned Gypsy guitarist Ninine Garcia, as well as his work with the Brazilian choro group Estrela do Norte. The issue — available at newsstands and http://www.MandolinCafe.com — drops in early July. Also celebrating are the Vermont Youth Orchestra, who snagged an ASCAP Award for Adventurous Programming on June 2. The honor is bestowed annually to honor orchestras whose repertoire favors more progressive fare than “Peter and the Wolf.” Not that there’s anything
Blow your allowance already? Yeah, I know — Pixie Sticks and root beer really take a bite out of the ol’ budget. Well, if you can scrounge up four bucks, you can still catch an all-ages concert featuring upand-coming local and regional bands. Higher Ground kicks off its Fantastic $4 Band Night on Wednesday, June 7, with a performance from Burlington’s own Casual Fiasco. Also appearing on the Showcase Lounge stage are Theory of Revolution and The Mike Johnson Experience. “We decided to try developing a series . . . where the tickets are cheap and everybody gets a shot,” says HG talent buyer/co-owner Alex Crothers. “When we announced the series in April we had an overwhelming response. That was great, because we honestly had no idea if anyone would care.” Well, there are some strong incentives. The event will serve as a proving ground for local acts hungry to rock the bigger stages. “We
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get to hear the bands play live and see who can rally the fans to come out and support them,” Crothers continues. “The bands who draw the biggest crowds will get preference for support slots on the main stage.” Next stop, Madison Square Garden. There’s already some serious buzz about the series’ maiden voyage. Advance ticket sales have been strong, which bodes well for future shows. Some of the excitement is no doubt due to the Casual Fiasco, who spent the last year building a fan base in Burlington and beyond. In fact, they recently returned from a successful, 60-gig tour. Wednesday’s concert will be their first time headlining at Higher Ground. Chances are it won’t be their last.
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:: northern KARAOKE WITH TIM RUSSELLE, Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. MARK ABAIR & THE METROS (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT WITH SOUND OBSESSION DJ, Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. JEFF NICHOLSON (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.
:: southern ROOTS ON THE RIVER WITH CROOKED STILL, TRISH MURPHY, SAM BAKER, ANÄIS MITCHELL (folk, Americana), Everyday Inn, Bellows Falls, 6 p.m. $17.
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Scissorfight, a New Hampshire-based band with a bone-crushing sound
and an unhinged front man. Also on the bill are local metalcore veterans 5 Seconds Expired, whose brainy riffs still pack a wallop. Appearances by Timeless, Ismada, Life Without and Rise to Fight guarantee an earful. Ibuprofen not included. 2x6-HG053106
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ALEX TOTH & THE LAZYBIRDS (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC; UNFULFILLED DESIRES (jazz, funk, fusion), 10 p.m. NC. MATT WRIGHT GROUP (spazz jazz), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. VT JAZZ ENSEMBLE, JOE DAVIDIAN TRIO (jazz), Halvorson’s, 9 p.m. $10. ALEX TOTH & THE LAZYBIRDS (jazz), Miguel’s Stowe Away, 10 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL (jazz vocals), Leunig’s, noon. NC; WES RUELLE (jazz), 4:30 p.m. NC; WILL PATTON (Gypsy jazz), 7 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ROB MORSE, GABE JARRETT, NICK CASSARINO (jazz), Red Square, 5 p.m. NC; JAZZIMO, 8 p.m. $3; NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3. JUSTIN MONSEN TRIO (jazz), Nectar’s, 5 p.m. NC. AA; SETH YACOVONE (acoustic rock, blues), 7 p.m. NC. AA; DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND, ABSINTHE MINDED LOVE (funk, jazz, rock), 9 p.m. $5. THE JAZZ GUYS, MISSY BLY, THE BREAKING IN (indie, garage rock; CD release party), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $6. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA WITH DJS ROBBIE J. & THE HITMAN ROB JONZE (urban dance party), 12:37 PM Floor, Page Second 11 1 p.m. $3/10. 18+.
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venues 411 WORLD SAXOPHONE QUARTET, VERNON REID & MASQUE (avant-garde jazz, Jimi Hendrix tribute), Flynn MainStage, 8 p.m. $37/28/21. DJ BIG DOG (hip-hop, reggae), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DWIGHT & NICOLE (jazz), American Flatbread, 9 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honky-tonk, rockabilly), Breakwater CafÊ, 5 p.m. NC. DIXIELAND CRUISE WITH THE ONION RIVER JAZZ BAND, Lake Champlain Ferry, 6 p.m. $18. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. HOT HOUSE JAZZ, Harper’s Restaurant, 7:30 p.m. NC. BINDLESTIFF FAMILY CIRKUS PRESENTS: THE MAGIC HAT SUMMER VARIETY SHOW (eclectic adult circus), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $10/15. CARLOS DEL JUNCO, BLUES FOR BREAKFAST (rock, jazz, blues), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $14/16. AA. SHELLHOUSE, BOB TEER (rock), Monkey House, 9:30 p.m. $4. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. MANSFIELD PROJECT (classic rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BONNIE, Ground Round Restaurant, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. LIVE ROCK MUSIC, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.
:: champlain valley MIKE PELKEY & KEITH BOYLE (acoustic rock), B.U. Emporium, 7:30 p.m. NC. SHORT NOTICE (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.
:: central REBEL ALLIANCE (rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS, (honky-tonk), Langdon St. CafÊ, 6 p.m. Donations, followed by GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCTS (soulfunk), 9 p.m. Donations.
JONATHAN LORENTZ TRIO (jazz), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. ANÄIS MITCHELL (folk singer-songwriter), Positive Pie II, 9:30 p.m. NC, followed by INNER FIRE DISTRICT (reggae), 11 p.m. $6. TABLE 45 (funk, fusion), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. $4. JEREMIAH MCLANE (traditional), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. NC.
:: northern VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. HOLLYWOOD FARM (jam-rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. LASLO CAMEO (electric roots), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. HALLMARK JAZZ QUARTET, Chow! Bella, 7:30 p.m. NC. LOS FEDERALES (alt-country), Piecasso Pizzeria & Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC. PULSE (r&b), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.
:: southern ROOTS ON THE RIVER WITH FRED EAGLESMITH & THE FLYING SQUIRRELS, WILLIE P. BENNETT, ROGER MARIN BAND (folk, Americana), Everyday Inn, Bellows Falls, 7 p.m. $25.
SAT.10 :: burlington area TULLY MCKAY-TISBERT (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; K.P. DEVLIN (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m. NC; JONATHAN LORENZ GROUP (jazz), 8 p.m. NC; CCCOME? (psychedelic blues), 10 p.m. NC. JOE DAVIDIAN PRESENTS: A TRIBUTE TO MILES DAVIS (jazz), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. JEN KEARNEY & THE LOST ONION (soul, r&b), Halvorson’s, 9 p.m. NC. MAGIC HAT BLOCK PARTY WITH SAMBATUCADA!, MONOPRIX, BOSTON HORNS & PETER PRINCE, HELOISE & THE SAVOIR FAIRE (Afro-Brazilian, rock, funk, dance), Church St. Marketplace, 8 p.m. NC.
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Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. 1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. 388-0361. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave, Burlington, 862-3209. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Blue Star CafÊ, 28 Main St., Winooski, 654-8700. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Blue Tooth, 1423 Sugarbush Access Rd., Warren, 583-2656. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. The Bobcat CafÊ, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Breakwater CafÊ, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Piecasso Pizza & Lounge, 1899 Mountain Road, Stowe, 253-4111. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Positive Pie II, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Rhapsody CafÊ, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150. Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Euro Gourmet Market & CafÊ, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. Rà Rå Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Riverwalk Records & The Howard Bean CafÊ, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544. Rosita’s Mexican Restaurant, 7 Fayette Drive, S. Burlington, 862-8809. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Global Markets CafÊ, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Good Times CafÊ, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. 859-5013. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. Halvorson’s Upstreet CafÊ, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Starry Night CafÊ, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Harper’s Restaurant, 1068 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 863-6363. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888. Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, 654-8008. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Toscano CafÊ & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Road, Rt. 108, Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291. Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Langdon St. CafÊ, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6607. 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(Daptone Records, CD) Staten Island, New York’s The Budos Band are an 11-piece Afro-soul act with a gloriously robust sound. Their self-titled debut features 11 instrumentals loaded with gooey grooves and penetrating melodies. The band got its start in an after-school jazz ensemble at a local community center. Enamored by such old-school soul and Afro-beat acts as Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings and Antibalas, the young musicians began exploring the roots of black music. When they outgrew the extramural program, they started rehearsing on their own. Not long after, they auditioned for a Daptone A&R rep, who signed them on the spot. Listening to this disc, it’s easy to see why. Budos Band are masters of hypno-soul, combining brass, congos, guitars and organ in a steamy musical stew. Each tune employs deceptively simple rhythmic figures, layered in interlocking patterns. “Up From the South” opens with naked bass guitar, which is soon augmented by reverb-drenched horns and grainy organ. The following cut, “T.I.B.W.F.” showcases a dub influence, with a monolithic bass riff and restless axe work. A dizzying trumpet solo appears before the tune fades away in a spare arrangement of baritone sax and hand percussion. Ever wonder what a ’70s cop show theme would sound like on Mars? “Sing a Simple Song” provides a clue, with its otherworldly, reverbed-conga rhythms and laser-sharp guitars. “Ghost Walk” boasts a hardboiled groove à la Louisiana legends The Meters. The tune’s chicken-scratch licks and ardent tambourine contribute to a truly sticky jam. Intended or not, it’s a fine ode to the progenitors of no-frills funk. “Aynotchesh Yererfu” features a menacing wall of brass supported by a liquid bass line and shimmering organ. Saucy horn blasts and Fela Kuti-inspired rhythms come together in a slice of deep, psychedelic soul. Echo-treated flute and trippy percussion make “King Charles” an exercise in funky flower power. The tune wouldn’t sound out of place blaring from a Haight-Ashbury crash pad. Emphatic horn shouts and a relentless pulse drive “The Volcano Song” to early eruption, while album closer “Across the Atlantic” marries dissonance to stuttering, James Brown-style funk. The Budos Band are sergeants-at-arms in the Afro-soul revolution. If you like your grooves served bloody raw, don’t miss their Discover Jazz Festival appearance with sax legend Maceo Parker at the Waterfront Blues Tent on Thursday, June 8.
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The cover art of Madhouse, by central Vermont’s Pulse Prophets, shows the Earth in a state of disarray, with missiles, fires, mushroom clouds and a giant Band-Aid holding the planet together. Its flipside depicts Saddam, Osama and Dubya as the speak-, hear- and see-no-evil monkeys. So what should we do when the inmates are running the asylum? Hit the dance floor, apparently. Madhouse opens with the bouncy “Midas Touch.” Bolstered by fantastic guitar from Rudy Dauth, the song has a clean, Steely Dan funkiness. “Everything I touch turns to music, everything I hold turns to gold from the soul,” sings vocalist-songwriter Elijah Krantz. Well, maybe not everything; Madhouse has a couple of clunkers. Still, most of it is pretty damn good. Krantz’s singing is earnest, if not exactly soulful. He employs different styles as the album progresses, complementing the music more often than not. “Funk Hop” serves up a rugged party groove, with vocals that call to mind the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Anthony Kiedis. “I don’t want to sound like I might be perverted, but you can come dressed like a Catholic school girl, mini-skirted,” Krantz sings in a line that would make the more famous front man proud. “Disco Party” is a piece of fluff, with almost throwaway lyrics. But it does feature a delicious keyboard solo that references the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever. This bit of musical mischief even makes Krantz crack up mid-tune. But not everything is a laughing matter. As evidenced by their choice in album art, Pulse Prophets have strong opinions about the world and are not too shy to voice ’em. Current U.S. military engagements provide plenty of lyrical fodder. According to “Tell the People,” war can only be understood by those directly involved. Krantz makes a persuasive argument, but unfortunately his message is stronger than the music. More successful are “What’s a Man?” and “Bless the World,” which contain strong melodies and powerful prose. Krantz channels hip-pop sensation Michael Franti on each, describing a world on the precipice of disaster. “Who would Jesus bomb, Bush or Saddam?” Krantz inquires on the album’s title track. “Bless the World” suggests the answer is neither. Here, the singer implores God to bestow grace upon friends and enemies alike. “People want to party, but we’ve got to heal,” states the electro-dub number “What’s a Man?” Madhouse does a fine job of exploring both options.
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:: champlain valley ACOUSTIC OPEN MIKE WITH MIKE PELKEY, B.U. Emporium, 7:30 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. FARM, RAPH WORRICK (indie-rock, Americana), Great Falls Club, 9 p.m. NC.
:: central GREG SCARE (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. Café, 1:30 p.m. Donations, followed by LOS FEDERALES (altcountry), 9:30 p.m. Donations. TERRY DIERS & THE SKYNX (funk, soul), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. HIP-HOP DJ, Positive Pie II, 10 p.m. $3. NOTHING ABOUT GROVER (rock), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. $3-4. CLOSE TO NOWHERE (rock), Waterbury Wings, 9 p.m. NC. NOBBY REED (blues), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $8.
:: northern ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. REV. TOR BAND (jam-rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. DAVID MURPHY (American roots), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. IMF (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. HOLLYWOOD FARM (folk-rock, psychedelic, jam), Piecasso Pizzeria & Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC.
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ROOTS ON THE RIVER WITH FRED EAGLESMITH & THE FLYING SQUIRRELS, JAMES MCMURTRY, SYD STRAW, RAY WYLIE HUBBARD, DAN WHITLEY BAND, GURF MORLIX, FROG HOLLER, MIKE PLUME, INGRID’S RUSE (folk, rock, Americana), Everyday Inn, Bellows Falls, noon. $40.
IRISH SESSIONS, Langdon St. Café, 2 p.m. NC, followed by PARKER SHPER TRIO (jazz), 8 p.m. Donations. K.P. DEVLIN (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.
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:: southern ROOTS ON THE RIVER WITH FRED EAGLESMITH & THE FLYING SQUIRRELS, THE CORB LUND BAND (folk, Americana), Rockingham Meeting House, Bellows Falls, noon. $25.
MON.12 :: burlington area PANSENSICAL PARLOR (eclectic), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC, followed by OPEN MIKE, 8 p.m. NC. VT JAZZ ENSEMBLE, Halvorson’s 8 p.m. $3. SHELLHOUSE (rock), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC, followed by DJ CRE8 (hip-hop, soul), midnight. NC. NOTHING ABOUT GROVER (rock), Nectar’s, 11 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. COMEDY OPEN MIKE NIGHT, Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. AA. OPEN BAND AUDITIONS, Lincoln Inn, 7 p.m. NC.
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:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 7:30 p.m. NC.
:: central DEKE WEAVER’S “LAND OF ENCHANTMENT” (video performance), Langdon St. Café, 8:30 p.m. Donations.
:: northern STACY STARKWEATHER (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.
:: southern KILIMANJARO (jazz-fusion), Castleton Concerts on the Green, 7 p.m. NC. AA.
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CALL TO ARTISTS VERMONT HAND CRAFTERS is seeking high-quality crafts for summer product jury session. Show November 16-19 at the Sheraton, South Burlington. Temporary moratorium on photography, fine art, jewelry, soap and wax-related products. Info, http://www.vermont handcrafters.com or 800-373-5429. THE 14TH ANNUAL SOUTH END ART HOP is seeking artists to show at their own studios, enter the juried show or submit a request for displaying in a South End site. Artists and sites should submit info to the Art Hop Directory at http://www.seaba.com/whowhere by August 7. BURLINGTON CITY ARTS and the Department of Public Works are seeking proposals from artists and crafters to design and build an artful bike rack for the corner of N. Winooski Ave. and Pearl St. Visit http://www.burlingtoncityarts. com/programs/artinpublicplaces for more info. THE NORTHFIELD LABOR DAY CRAFT TENT is seeking artists, artisans and crafters to display and sell their works at the September 2-4 event. Info, http://www.northfieldlaborday.org or Paul at 485-9411. EXHIBIT ART TO SHOW NEED FOR PEACE on the Statehouse lawn June 10, 4-6 p.m., following a peace march at 3 p.m. To reserve a space, contact weaverfish@ 2dfiberarts.com or call 888-5131, ext. 2.
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ARTWORK “NYC: From the Train II” by Judith Rey
PHOTO Marc Awodey
wenty years after its inception, the Burlington nonprofit Art’s Alive is still kicking, with its annual array of art exhibits in individual Church Street store windows and show of juried artists at Union Station. The festival’s ability to attract new participants is evidence of its continued popularity, and this year’s offerings are particularly strong. The first-place winner of the juried show is painter Phebe Mott of Hinesburg; second place went to Essex clay sculptor John Brickels, and third to painter Carol Boileau of Andover, Mass. One of the newcomers in the group show is Robert Hitzig. Coowner of the recently established Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier, he is also an exceptional sculptor of wood. His wall sculpture titled “Montpelierus Acer” seems equally influenced by Polynesian masks and American pop culture. The 4-foot-high, thinly vertical abstract figure has beady eyes and is topped with a jagged butch haircut. Hitzig employed a slice of blonde, curly maple for his whimsical image, then carved and finished it with exceptional craftsmanship. Verticality seems a popular orientation this year. At roughly 6 feet tall and 40 inches wide, Graham Keegen’s oil-on-paper abstraction “Your Ascent” is one of the largest works at Union Station. Keegen’s phantasmagorical aggregation of bubbly, lime-
green circles, surreal white stairs and smooth loops unfolds over a rich redorange background. The theme of ascension is conveyed by a subtle, vermicular mass of abstract shapes rising and diminishing in space, like a winding trail climbing a hillside. The oil pastel “Two Views” by Helene Amses is a vertical diptych presenting two views of a placid river. Amses matted and framed together a duet of long horizontal compositions — one atop the other. The upper composition portrays a wooded riverbank, while the lower looks downstream, the riverbanks receding to a vanishing point. Amses activates her muted hues of pale blue, yellow and gray with rhythmic, staccato scratches across her oil-pastel surfaces. She also skillfully modulates values, beckoning the eye with white along the horizon lines of both landscapes. “NYC: From the Train II” by Judith Rey is a Hopperesque cityscape, defined by a solid composition of angles and rectangles. In fact, the roughly 30-by-40-inch oil on canvas contains no curves at all. Rey portrays a tilted, red brick wall, as if from a snapshot taken out of a passing train. A geometric matrix of warm and cool grays surrounds the building’s façade. The sky is steely gray, and the building’s shadows are closely keyed deep blues, browns and black. The
upper quarter of Rey’s canvas is horizontally bisected by a wide, black power line in the extreme foreground. It’s the only line that isn’t gently angled vis-à-vis the edges of the picture plane. By virtue of Rey’s spatial organization, “NYC: From the Train II” is a very sophisticated painting. Photography has always been included in the Art’s Alive show at Union Station, and two of the strongest photographic works this year are Eugene Garron’s hand-tinted “This Old Farm” and Bruce Pendelton’s stop-action shot, “The Golf Ball.” Garron captured a ramshackle homestead with five planters full of flowers in the middle of its yard. The planters are made of cast-off metal cans and other detritus. Three bunches of flowers are fiery crimson; two are bright yellow. Garron also tinted trees and clumps of grass green, and the rest of the scene was imparted with warm sepia tones. Pendelton’s “The Golf Ball” is a monochromatic, close-up digital photo of icy blue that captures the precise instant when a golf ball splashes into water. About 40 artists are featured in the 2006 edition of Art’s Alive. Participation has fluctuated over the years, as has the organization’s leadership, but here’s hoping it will continue to grow and thrive in its third decade. m
CATHERINE HALL & LINDA E. JONES: New encaustic paintings. 215 College Artists' Cooperative Gallery, Burlington, 863-3662. Reception June 9, 5-8 p.m. Through July 9. ‘PAINTING FACES ON WAR II’: Artworks resulting from a residency with Burlington's Sudanese community led by "Lost Boy" artist Atem Thuc Aleu, as well as works painted in refugee camps. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 863-1640. Reception June 9, 5-8 p.m. Through July 10. ‘VERMONT COLLECTIONS’: A large group exhibit comprising works by more than 20 individual Vermont artists as well as selections from 16 Vermont institutions, curated by Paul Gruhler. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Reception June 9, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Through August 27. ELIZABETH WILSON: "Hidden Works," oil and acrylic paintings never before shown. The Cupola House Gallery, Essex, N.Y., 518-963-7494. Reception June 9, 5-7 p.m. Through June 24. JEAN SOUTHARD: "Queens and Monarchs," photographs of butterflies and crossdressers. The Bee's Knees, Morrisville, 888-7889. Reception June 11, 6:30 p.m. Through July 2. KASY PRENDERGAST: "At Home with Wood and Paintings," acrylic paintings, along with studio furniture by members of the Vermont Furniture Society and Random Orbit Studio. Shelburne Art Center Gallery, 985-3648. Reception June 9, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Through July 30.
OPENINGS >> 54A PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.
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OPENINGS << 53A ‘RECLAIMING MIDWIVES: STILLS FROM ALL MY BABIES’: In this nationally touring exhibit, photographs by Robert Galbraith illustrate the 1953 film documenting the work of Georgia midwife Mary Francis Coley, who provided obstetric care to black women banned from hospitals due to segregation, Second and Third Floor galleries; and "FAMILIES," a mixed-media exhibit by more than 20 artists on the varied conceptions of kin, Main Gallery. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Reception June 9, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Also, Afternoon Tea Party reception June 11, 2-4 p.m. Through July 1. THE NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIATION: The 76th juried group members' show in mulitple media. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Reception June 11, 3-5 p.m. Through July 9.
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EBAY ONLINE AUCTION: Sales of artworks through June 15 by Gregg Blasdell, Lance Richbourg, Max Schumann, Eric Aho, Richard Erdmann and others will benefit the educational programs of Burlington City Arts. Preview through June 13 at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, fourth floor. See http://www.burlington cityarts.com for info and link to eBay site. BARRE ART STROLL: More than 60 artists at 10 venues around downtown open their doors to art viewers, Barre, 4797069. Look for Art Passport at participating sites. June 9, 5:30-7:30 p.m., followed by a performance from The Roaring Dandelions at Studio Place Arts, 7:308:30 p.m. SIDEWALK CHALK PASTEL COMPETITION: Art's Alive and Discover Jazz festivals collaborate on this annual event for artists and non-artists alike. Adult and child categories. City Hall Park, Burlington, 864-1557. June 10, 10 a.m. 4 p.m.
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PHEBE MOTT: "Summer Serendipity," paintings. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 482-2909. Through September 2. NEIL CALLAHAN: "Rock 'n' Roll Retrospective," black-and-white photographs of influential musicians. The Wine Bar, Burlington, 238-1835. Through July. ‘DEB DOLLS & GUM BALLS’: A group exhibition by local artists in multiple media. E1 Studio Collective, Burlington, 8600786. Through June 26. ART’S ALIVE: The 20th annual festival of fine art includes exhibits at Union Station and in store windows throughout downtown Burlington, 864-1557. Through June 17. TIFFANY CALDWELL: "A Visual Exploration," works in acrylic and pen, and black-and-white photographs. Blue Star Café, Winooski, 654-8700. Through June. JACOB ALBEE: "Calculated Risk," new developments in jewelry design; and SARAH WESSON: "On Site," oil paintings and works on paper. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through June. ‘DOSTIE’S FLOWERS 2’: One hundred new paintings by Alex Dostie. 1/2 Lounge, Burlington, dostiesflowers2@yahoo.com. Through June 25. ‘COLOR COMES TO LIFE’: Glass sun catchers by Maddalena Michetti, glazed pottery by Eleanora Eden and handcolored silkscreen prints by David Goldrich. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 863-6458. Through June. ‘LARGE-SCALE PAINTING’: Works by Maize Bausch, Kim Malloy, Lynn Rupe and Lois Whitmore. VCAM Space, 208 Flynn Ave., 2-G, Burlington, 651-0736 or 660-4335. Through September 1. ERIK REHMAN: Recent drawings and paintings. One Wall Gallery, 420 Pine St., Burlington, 922-8005. Through June. DOK WRIGHT: "Figura," recent photography. Artspace 150 at The Men's Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through July. AL SALZMAN: Paintings and drawings. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 8657211. Through June. PALETTES OF VERMONT ESSEX: The Northern Vermont Artists' Association and Essex Art League display their contributions to a statewide community arts project. Artists' Mediums, Taft Farm Village Center Plaza, Williston, 879-1236. Through July. MICHAEL STRAUSS: Watercolors, Dining JENNIFER KENNEDY: 3:01Room; PM and Page 1 Photography, Greenhouse; and GRAHAM
KEEGAN: Painting and cloth sculpture, Bar. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through June. MICHAEL MAZUR: "The Inferno of Dante," 41 black-and-white prints by the contemporary printmaker illustrating the most famous section of "The Divine Comedy." Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6560750. Through June 18. UVM & BURLINGTON COLLEGE: This student collaboration includes paintings, photographs, soft sculpture and etchings, curated by UVM student Sarah Gaboriault and BC student Amanda Wright. Studio STK, Burlington, 657-3333. Through June 24. HEATHER MEISTERLING, DONNA GALLIHER & LYDIA BATTEN: "Waterworks and Words," watercolor paintings and calligraphy. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 899-3211. Through July 9. NADINE LAFOND: "Transcripts from the Specter," works on paper and canvas that evoke the artist's Haitian ancestry. Penny Cluse Café, Burlington, 651-8834. Through June 26. SENIOR ART GUILD: "Inspirations," an annual exhibition of works by residents of three local senior centers. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165. Through June 5. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: New acrylic paintings. Cobblestone Deli, Burlington, 3109159. Through June 15. MR. MASTERPIECE: "Carrot Seeking Missile," new works on canvas and paper. Cynthea's Spa, Burlington, 999-4601. Through June. JAMES FLORSCHUTZ & MEG WALKER: "A Fork in the Road," mixed-media sculptural works and installation. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through June 24. ‘THE LOVE STATION’: Ten artists show mixed media, photography, painting and installation. Pursuit Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 862-3883. Through June 24. HOLLY HAUSER & CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON: Mixed-media paintings. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through June 13. GROUP SHOW: Paintings by Alexandra Bottinelli, Susan Russell, Harriet Wood and Ann Young. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through July. JANET VAN FLEET: "Circular Statements," wall-hung installation/paintings on metal plates. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2277. Through June.
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Burlington City Arts enters the world of eBay with an innovative fundraising
auction to benefit BCA education programs. Its preview exhibition, on the Firehouse Center’s fourth floor until June 13, includes several of the area’s best-known artists, including Lance Richbourg, Eric Aho and Richard Erdmann. Max Schumann — a former Vermonter now based in New York City — created the mushroom cloud pictured here. It was part of a 2003 series that included images of “shock and awe.” It’s the bomb — and so are the rest of the eBay offerings. BRYCE BERGGREN: Recent works. Chittenden Bank main branch, Burlington, 864-1557. Through June. ‘HOMEY AND HIP’: Furniture created for Knoll Inc. by designers including Frank Gehry, Isamu Noguchi, Eero Saarinen and Harry Bertoia, Collector's House; and "SILHOUETTES IN THE SKY: THE ART OF THE WEATHERVANE," highlights from the permanent collection; and "STEAMBOATS & THE VERMONT LANDSCAPE IN THE 19TH CENTURY," from the museum's American paintings collection, Webb Gallery; and "THE ARTFUL LIFE OF TASHA TUDOR," works of art by and about the beloved author-illustrator, Vermont House. Shelburne Museum, 9853346. All through October. CARA BARER & DAVID PUTNAM: Bookrelated and abstract photographs. Pine Street Art Works, Burlington, 863-8100. Through June 28. LANCE RICHBOURG: "Marilyn and Joe," paintings. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through June 24.
:: champlain valley ORIN LANGELLE: "Corporate Globalization vs. Global Justice," photography documenting indigenous communities suffering from, and resisting, economic, environmental and social injustices in Nicaragua. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 482-2689. Through June 9. EDWARD KOREN: "New Yorker Cartoons 1990-2005," works by the renowned Brookfield resident-cartoonist. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through August 13. MATTHEW BROWN: Photographs. Lincoln Library, 453-2665. Through June. ‘ART FOR THE OPERA STAGE’: Theater props and sets by Fran Bull, costumes by Debra Anderson and production photographs by Ernie Longey. Gallery in-theField, Brandon, 247-0125. Through June. GRETA NORTHFIELD: Oil paintings of portraits and structures. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 545-2181; weekdays or by appointment. Through June 20. MOLLIE GERMAN & NICK MAYER: "Garden: Earth and Sky," ceramic planters, tiles and mosaics, and watercolors of moths and butterflies, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through June 15.
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‘FACE TO FACE: VERMONT PORTRAITS 1795-1930’: An exhibit of portraits of individuals who contributed to Vermont's heritage. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through September 3.
:: central ‘BARRE ACROSS GENERATIONS’: Barre High School students exhibit portraits and oral histories of local elders. Vermont History Center, Barre, 479-4127. Through June 9. BIRD, FLOWER & LANDSCAPE PAINTINGS: Works by Chinese artists Li Xubai, Jia Ru and Zou Ming. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Through September 4. ART THERAPY SHOW: A group show reflecting the use of art therapy services throughout Vermont. Statehouse Caféteria, Montpelier, 828-5657. Through June. ‘THE PASSAGE OF TIME’: Group show resulting from open call on the theme, Main Gallery; and JANET VAN FLEET: "Museum Cases," sculptures in mixed media, South Gallery. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through July 23. SARAH HART MUNRO: Paintings. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 223-3338. Through June. MAGGIE NEALE: "Mineral Evolution," paintings on silk and canvas. Vermont Supreme Court, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through July 28. ROBYN SHEPHEARD: Photography. Green Bean Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Through June. CRISTINE CAMBREA STONE: "C. Cambrea Surreal Visionary," abstract works on wood and canvas, and prints. Phoenix Rising, Montpelier, 229-0522. Through August. MEG BROWN PAYSON & SHANNON MATTTHEW LONG: "Playfully Exact," abstract paintings and mixed-media sculptures, respectively. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 295-8008. Through June. LOIS BEATTY & DEBRA JAYNE: New prints. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901. Through June 14. DIANE TETRAULT: "Elements," oil paintings and drawings. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through June. REBECCA GOTTESMAN: Landscapes in pastel, watercolor and oil. Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749.
Through July 28. ‘EASY BREEZY’: A lighthearted collection of art, craft and photography by 14 area artists. Nina Gaby Studio & Gallery, Brookfield, 276-3726. Through October 15. ETHAN HUBBARD & WINK WILLETT: "Grace and Soul, an Uncommon Journey," photographs of rural and indigenous peoples of the world. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9878. Through July 5. KATE EMLEN & FRANCES WELLS: "Landscape," paintings of the Maine coast and Hudson River Valley, respectively. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 7674231. Through June 25. SPRING MEMBERS’ SHOW: Works in multiple media; and student art by Upper Valley Home Schoolers. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through July 2. SJON WELTERS: "Global Changes," largescale oil paintings by the Dutch-born artist. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 2296112. Through July 1. ‘DISTORTED PERCEPTIONS’: Unique photographic art by Wendy James, Michael Jermyn, Jennifer Prince and Kerry Sherck. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 2237680. Through June 11. WARREN KIMBLE: "Transition," a collection of new work by the renowned folk artist, through June 29. Also, "THE SMALL PALETTES," more than 65 wooden palettes decorated by local artists as part of a statewide community art project, through September. Brandon Artists Guild, 247-4956. CSSC ANNUAL MEMBERS’ SHOW: A diverse sampling of two- and three-dimensional sculptural works. Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 4382097. Through June 11. VITTORIA SAULT: Watercolor landscapes. Northern Power, Mad River Park, Waitsfield, 496-2955, x 7318. Through June. ALEXANDRIA HEATHER: Free art: an ongoing giveaway of innovative, funky paintings on vintage windows; one piece a day will be given away. 39 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1082. Through August 29.
:: northern ‘DANCING WITH COLOR’: Paintings and sculptures by George and Andrea Pearlman, Meg McDivitt and Dohrn Zachai. The Painted Caravan, Johnson, 635-1700. Through July 16. THOMAS TORAK: Classical still lifes and floral paintings. Vermont Fine Art Gallery,
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:: southern SANDRA PEALER: "Windsong: A Summer Exhibition," watercolors. Windsor House Café, 674-5713. Through August. ‘FROM CASSATT TO WYETH: AMERICAN MASTERWORKS’: A selection of 33 paintings, works on paper and sculpture, from the Cedarhurst Center for the Arts in Mt. Vernon, Illinois, Hunter Gallery, through September 1; and "EXCEPTIONAL WORKS," paintings from the permanent collection, Lucioni Gallery, through July 11. Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. SCULPTURE GARDEN: George Sherwood, Anne Mimi Sammis, Terry Findeisen,
Gregory Smith and Jack Howard-Potter show outdoor sculptures in multiple media. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through October 22.
:: regional ROCKWELL KENT: One hundred works from the permanent collection, including book illustrations, advertisements, poster art, life drawings and more. Burke Gallery, Myers Fine Arts Building, Plattsburgh State Art Museum, 518-564-2474. Through September 17. ‘COAXING THE SPIRITS TO DANCE’: Art and Society in the Papuan Gulf of New Guinea, including ancestor boards, masks, drums and other objects; and "REMBRANDT: MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW": Etchings and drypoint prints from the permanent collection; both through September 17; and "GLOBALIZATION IN ANCIENT COSTA RICAN ARTS": Vessels and figures in ceramic and stone, through October 1. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. ‘IL MODO ITALIANO’: Nearly 400 objects, from furniture to ceramics, representing 20th-century Italian design, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion. Museum of Fine Arts, Montreal, 514-790-1245. Through August 27. m
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PREVIEWS A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION: Robert Altman imagines the legendary radio show’s final broadcast, along with some of the backstage and behind-the-scenes events leading up to it. Featuring Garrison Keillor, Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline, Lily Tomlin and Lindsey Lohan, among others. (105 min, PG-13) CARS: The latest from the pixel-fixated folks who brought us Toy Story and The Incredibles is an animated comedy set in the world of talking autos. Equipped with the vocal stylings of Paul Newman, Owen Wilson, Cheech Marin and Bonnie Hunt. Directed by John Lasseter. (116 min, G) SIR! NO SIR!: David Zeiger directs this documentary look at a largely forgotten chapter in the 1960s antiwar movement: the GI movement against the war in Vietnam. With Jane Fonda. (85 min, NR) STOLEN: The largest art heist in modern history is the subject of this Rebecca Dreyfuss documentary, a meticulously researched account of the March 1990 theft of 13 masterpieces from Boston’s Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, none of which has been recovered to this day. (85 min, NR) THE LOST CITY: Andy Garcia directs and stars in this drama set in 1950s Havana, concerning a nightclub owner trying to save his family and business from Batista’s reign of terror. Costarring Dustin Hoffman, Bill Murray and Ines Sastre. (138 min, R)
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I RECIPE FOR DISASTER Breaking up is hard to do, but even harder to watch in this stale, unappetizing comedy.
suppose it adds something to the experience of watching The Break-Up to know that its stars, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, are serious off the screen. It would have added infinitely more, on the other hand, had they somehow managed to be funny on it. Unfortunately, laughs are few and stunningly far between in this comedy, which Vaughn played a major role in conceiving and bringing to the cineplex. Following the phenomenal success of Wedding Crashers, the actor suddenly found himself in the position of Hollywood player. Too suddenly, perhaps. Just when he appeared poised to assume the title of Funniest Guy in the Movies, he’s given us what may prove to be the Summer’s Biggest Disappointment. As the film opens, Vaughn’s character meets Aniston’s at a Cubs game and wins her over by insulting her date. Cut to the opening credits, a montage of photographs designed to inform us that Gary and Brooke have become a couple. They hug. They make goofy faces for the camera. They frolic. By the time the story gets rolling in earnest, the two have purchased a condo together and fallen into a comfortable routine that teeters on the brink of becoming a rut. She works at an upscale art gallery. He runs a Chicago tour-bus company with his two brothers. It’s unclear what exactly made these two think they were compatible in the first place; by the time we get to know them, the relationship is already unraveling. Gary comes home after a hard day’s work and just wants to collapse on the couch and watch the game for a while. Brooke points out that their families will arrive for dinner momentarily, and that she too had a busy day at work and has slaved over a hot stove since she got home. Their bickering is numbingly banal. When their guests arrive, the viewer is likely to assume the actual comic portion of the comedy is about to kick in. The viewer must learn to live with disappointment. What ensues instead is a mishmash of semi-gags and halfformed ideas, which never coalesces into organized amusement. Ann-Margret appears in this scene as Aniston’s mother, only to vanish forever as inexplicably as she arrived. Vaughn’s real-life buddy Jon Favreau turns up as Gary’s buddy John. Though the room is filled with stars, the scene is turned over to an actor by the name of John Michael Higgins, who plays Aniston’s brother, a peppy chap who leads a men’s chorus. He decides to lead the dinner guests in a sing-along. Typical of the picture’s lazy, haphazard stabs at entertainment, the
SHORTS gimmick has neither a punch line nor a point. It would have been more fun just to watch them finish their starch course. After dinner, the couple’s frustrations come to a boil, they itemize one another’s shortcomings, and Aniston announces she’s leaving Vaughn. The problem: She’s not quite as crazy about leaving the condo, and he’s not about to budge, either. So, faster than you can say The War of the Roses, each has staked out territory within the place, and the psychological games have begun. Sadly, these are as derivative and uninspired as the premise itself. I’m certain there are failed sitcom pilots out there with more visionary brilliance. You see, Brooke changes her mind once she calms down. She really doesn’t want to split up after all. But for some reason that is never explained, she feels it inappropriate to divulge this key bit of information to Gary. Instead, she consults her best friend (Joey Lauren Adams) and her boss (Judy Davis). They advise her, respectively, to make him jealous and to undergo a complete bikini wax — a Telly Savalas. Not surprisingly, these strategies fail to produce the desired result — a repentant, drooling Gary. On the contrary, Gary demonstrates his indifference by upping the ante at every turn. He informs one of Brooke’s suitors that her weak spot is apple martinis. He invites another to join him in an extended game of video football. When Brooke returns late one night from one of her pretend dates, she finds Gary and his pals playing strip poker with hookers. By the time she breaks down and surrenders the tearful truth, it’s too late. Each has inflicted too much injury on the other. Their love is a casualty of escalated foolishness, and the viewer’s interest in both characters has long since gone missing in action. Virtually everything The Break-Up attempts to do was done better, and with far more style and freshness, in the least memorable episode of “Friends.” Vaughn is squandered as an oversized-man-child Ross, while Aniston does a Rachel for whom no one remembered to write comic dialogue. The biggest difference is, we stop caring whether the two will work things out about half an hour in. Plus, “Friends” was amusing rather than mean-spirited. This is a romantic comedy with zero romance and almost as little comedy. Other than a handful of Vaughn’s trademark verbal flourishes and a scene or two he shares with Favreau, nothing here will come close to breaking you up. After all, what’s so funny about a complete lack of peace, love and understanding? m
ART SCHOOL CONFIDENTIALHH1/2 Max Minghella stars in this comedy chronicling a high school student’s quest to become the greatest artist in the world. Also featuring John Malkovich, Anjelica Huston and Sophia Myles. (120 min, R) FRIENDS WITH MONEYHHH1/2 Jennifer Aniston, Joan Cusack, Catherine Keener and Frances McDormand star in writerdirector Nicole Holofcener’s wry exploration of the shifting relationships between four L.A. women who have been close all their adult lives. (88 min, R) KINKY BOOTSHHH A dramatic comedy about the shoes? Stunning Lola (Chiwetel Ejofor) helps the heir to a footwear factory (Joel Edgerton) save the family business by slipping out of sensible loafers and into high-heels fit for man-sized crossdressers. (106 min, PG-13) MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE IIIHHH Fresh from his award-magnet stint in Capote, Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a scenerychewing villain in the latest installment of the action franchise. Also featuring Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames and Billy Crudup. J.J. (Gone Fishin’) Abrams directs. (120 min, PG-13) OVER THE HEDGEHHH1/2 Bruce Willis, Garry Shandling, Steve Carell and William Shatner lend their voices for this cartoon comedy concerning a gaggle of woodland creatures trying to coexist with new suburban neighbors. Directed by Tim Johnson and Karey Kirkpatrick. (83 min, PG)
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STOLEN
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SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD
Heist Zeitgeist Vermeer that has now vanished. The painting — analyzed at length by experts, including Girl with a Pearl Earring author Tracy Chevalier — is one of only 35 the Dutchman created. Its disappearance leaves the biggest hole of all in the art world. The most riveting person on camera is Harold Smith, a preeminent fine-art detective in a homburg, eye patch and plastic prosthesis covering a nose decimated by his five-decade battle with skin cancer. Dreyfus only has time for a quick profile of this fascinating figure before returning to the burglary’s murky aftermath, which includes a $5 million reward for information that leads to the lost loot. While a telephone tip-line records numerous conspiracy theories proffered by the public, Smith meets with a hyperactive British informer who points to the Irish underworld and a Massachusetts mob kingpin. No idea is too unfathomable in Stolen, a suspenseful yarn about a crime that’s still unfolding. Representatives from several peace and veterans groups will speak at the Roxy during this weekend’s opening of Sir! No Sir!. David Zeiger’s remarkable documentary remembers the antiwar sentiment that rippled through stateside military bases and Vietnam battlefields during the 1960s. It’s a must-see movie as the My Lai era resonates ever more vividly in these post-Haditha times. Local
link alert: Early scenes incorporate footage shot by Charlotte resident John Douglas at a Texas coffeehouse patronized by dissident GIs. Hoo-ra. Activists concerned about Iraq will cross paths with environmentalists setting up tables in the lobby for the concurrent Vermont premiere of An Inconvenient Truth, a treatise on global warming that stars the Earth in the Balance author and almost-president Al Gore. Jon Kilik is back home in New York City after a May visit to the Cannes Film Festival. The 1978 University of Vermont grad produced Babel, a feature that earned Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu the much-coveted prize for best director. “We had not screened it anywhere before,” Kilik points out, adding that the audience “seemed extremely enthusiastic.” The press has been positive, as well. Variety describes Babel as “gripping,” with “unshowy, naturalistic performances” by Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Gael Garcia Bernal and other actors — many of them nonprofessionals.
Writer Guillermo Arriaga, who collaborated with Inarritu on 21 Grams, was inspired by the Genesis tale of a tower Babylonians began building as a proverbial stairway to heaven. God uttered the biblical equivalent of “No way, dudes!” and zapped their ability to understand each other. They scattered all over the planet, which theoretically resulted in different races and languages. Set in Morocco, Japan, Mexico and the U.S., Babel imagines how this ancient human disconnect might play out in today’s world. “It’s original, unusual art-house storytelling that we hope will also appeal to the mainstream,” notes Kilik, who has worked with such illustrious filmmakers as Spike Lee (Inside Man), Julian Schnabel (When Night Falls) and Oliver Stone (Alexander). Scheduled for an October release by Paramount, the Inarritu picture benefited from the use of “real locations and real people,” Kilik says. “A lot of things evolved in the process of going from the page to the screen.” Speaking of evolution, this was the UVM alum’s seventh trek to the glitzy French Riviera event. C’est si bon. m
“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.
fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF
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This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.
NO is Word Number One during the Terrible Twos. If the men’s room is a JOHN, the women’s should be a Jane. The song goes something like, “I wonder who’s KISSINGER now.” Who is on first, and WHO also wrote the Book of Love. Devil and EVIL have different roots, but one’s inside the other. Olga said “Kitchen KOOP” when she meant chicken coop. Knock, knock. Who’s there? PHIL. Phil who? Phil up my glass. Like James WATSON, you need good DNA to figure out DNA. Hard to believe Jonathan LIVINGSTON Seagull was a bestseller. As a World War II flying ace, Jimmy DOOLITTLE did a lot. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS AN HONORIFIC. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.
FICKLE FANNIE HINT: To a certain degree, they all have something in common.
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he Da Vinci Code has been lambasted for obscuring known fact with outlandish fiction. Another art thriller, Stolen, offers the real McCoy. This 84-minute documentary, arriving Friday at the Roxy in Burlington, traces a 1990 heist of priceless paintings from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum. The 103-year-old Boston cultural landmark looks no less sinister than the Louvre, as it’s depicted in the blockbuster Hollywood film. Stolen’s ominous mise-en-scène owes much to the cinematography skills of both director Rebecca Dreyfus and the legendary Albert Maysles (Gimme Shelter). They certainly know how to capture the Victorian penchant for gloomy ambiance. Dreyfus has turned a potentially dry educational film into a robbery investigation peppered with international intrigue. Her focus is the unsolved theft of 13 canvases worth $500 million. Works by Rembrandt, Degas, Manet and Vermeer went out the door with culprits wearing police uniforms. While examining a modern-day puzzle, Dreyfus also dramatizes Gardner’s correspondence with Bernard Berenson, who scouted Europe for masterpieces to hang in her elegant Beantown showcase. These long-dead letter writers come alive in the narration provided by Blythe Danner and Campbell Scott. A contemporary archivist discusses the 1892 auction at which Berenson successfully bid on “The Concert,” a
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POSEIDONHHH Wolfgang Petersen helms this big-budget remake of the 1972 disaster smash about a luxury liner that overturns in the north Atlantic on New Year’s Eve. Starring Kurt Russell, Josh Lucas and Emmy Rossum. (98 min, PG-13) R.V.HH Robin Williams journeys deep into Chevy Chase territory with this comedy about a family that hits the road and drives straight into vacation hell. Cheryl Hines and Kristin Chenoweth costar. Barry Sonnenfeld directs. (98 min, PG) SEE NO EVILH Gregory Dark makes his feature directorial debut with the grisly saga of a homicidal maniac running amok in a hotel. Starring Glen Jacobs and Christina Vidal. STICK ITHH1/2 Missy Peregrym stars in this saga of competitive gymnastics, from the folks who brought us the competitive cheerleading saga Bring It On. With Jeff Bridges and Tarah Paige. Directed by Jessica Bendinger. (105 min, PG-13) TAKE MY EYESHHH From Spanish director Iciar Bollain comes this psychological drama exploring the intricate details of an abusive relationship. Laia Marull and Luis Tosar star. (109 min, NR) THANK YOU FOR SMOKINGHHH1/2 Jason Reitman (son of Ghostbusters director Ivan) makes his feature directorial debut with this blistering satire poking fun at both sides of the anti-smoking issue. Featuring Aaron Eckhart, Maria Bello and Cameron Bright. (92 min, R) THE BREAK-UPHH Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have their Mr. & Mrs. Smith moment in the cinematic sun with this comedy about a couple who call it quits but just can’t bear to separate . . . from the condo they share. Jason Bateman costars. Peyton Reed directs. (106 min, PG-13) THE DA VINCI CODEHH Tom Hanks and Ron Howard re-team for the big-screen version of Dan Brown’s bestseller about a Harvard symbology prof who cracks a series of clues hidden in the work of the great painter and uncovers a secret that would be unbelievably shocking if everybody on Earth didn’t already know it. With Audrey Tautou, Ian McKellen and Jean Reno. (149 min, PG-13)
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friday 9 — thursday 15 *Cars 12:30, 1:30, 3:20, 4:10, 6:10, 7, 8:45, 9:35. *The Omen 1, 4, 7:15, 9:45. The Break-Up 12, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:30. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 12:20, 2:40, 3:40, 5, 6:35, 7:30, 9:50. The Da Vinci Code 12:20, 4:25, 6:25, 7:40, 9:25. Over the Hedge, 12:50, 2:10, 3, 4:15, 5, 7:10, 9:10. RV 12:25, 2:50, 5:05, 9:35. Mission: Impossible III 12:40, 9. Poseidon 12:05. Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.
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wednesday 7 — thursday 8 *The Omen 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10. The Break-Up 1:30, 4:30, 7:10, 9:35. The Da Vinci Code 12:30, 1:15, 3:40, 4:30, 6:45, 7:45, 9:50. Mission: Impossible III 1:30, 4:10, 7, 9:35. Over the Hedge 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 7, 9:10. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 12:35, 1:15, 2:50, 4, 5:10, 7, 7:30, 9:20, 9:50. friday 9 — thursday 15 *Cars 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10. *The Omen 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10. The Break-Up 1:30, 4:30, 7:10, 9:35. The Da Vinci Code 12:30, 1:15, 3:40, 4:30, 6:45, 7:45, 9:50. Over the Hedge 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 7, 9:10. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 12:35, 1:15, 2:50, 4, 5:10, 7, 7:30, 9:20, 9:50. Times subject to change.
ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 7 — thursday 8 *The Omen 7:10, 9:15. See No Evil 7:30, 9:20. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 7:10, 9:25. Over the Hedge 7, 9:05. friday 9 — thursday 15 *Cars 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:10. *The Omen 1:20 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9:25. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7:15, 9:25. Over the Hedge 1:10 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 7:05, 9:15. Times subject to change. See www.merrilltheatres.net.
MAJESTIC 10 Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 7 — thursday 8 *The Omen 1, 4:10, 7:15, 9:45. The Break-Up 1:10, 3:50, 7, 9:40. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 12:20, 1:20, 2:40, 4, 5, 6:40, 7:30, 9:15, 9:50. The Da Vinci Code 12, 2, 3:10, 5:10, 6:15, 8:15, 9:20. Over the Hedge 12:10, 12:50, 2:10, 3, 4:15, 5, 7:10, 9:10. Mission: Impossible III 12:40, 3:40, 6:50, 9:35. RV 12:30, 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:35. Poseidon 6:30, 9.
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MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456 wednesday 7 — thursday 8 The Da Vinci Code 1, 3:50, 6:15, 7:30, 9:10. The Break-Up 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9:30. Art School Confidential 1:40, 3:55, 7:05. Thank You For Smoking 2, 4:10, 7:10, 9:20. Friends With Money 1:30, 3:30, 7:25, 9:25. The Devil and Daniel Johnston 1:10, 4, 9:15 friday 9 — thursday 15 *A Prairie Home Companion 1:10, 3:30, 7:10, 9:20. *Sir! No Sir! 1:30, 4, 7:30, 9:30. *Stolen 1:45, 3:50, 7:20, 9:10. The BreakUp 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9:30. The Da Vinci Code 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Thank You For Smoking 4:10, 6:15. Friends With Money 2, 8:15. Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.
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MUTE POINT More than 2 million people have been displaced by government-backed ethnic cleansing in the Darfur region of Sudan since 2003, and hundreds die daily. Having heard about the genocide — and the world’s silence — for years, two local high school students are doing something. Ben Rome and Brian Banks of Essex High have organized a rally keynoted by Suliman Giddo, the co-founder and president of Darfur Peace and Development. He grew up in the area now under attack. Bernie Sanders and Rich Tarrant will also attend, along with Senator Patrick Leahy, Ben & Jerry’s co-founder Ben Cohen, members of the local refugee community and Vermont physician Kevin Rogers, who recently returned from a stint with Doctors Without Borders. Live music follows.
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DROP-IN IMPROV: Actors create characters and hone storytelling skills in a fun stage workshop. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5. Info, 862-0999.
music Also, see clubdates in Section A. KILIMANJARO: The Vermont supergroup that backed Big Joe Burrell as the Unknown Blues Band returns to the heights of jazz-rock fusion, with newly composed material. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 & 9 p.m. $23. Info, 863-5966. DAFNIS PRIETO & THE ABSOLUTE QUINTET: The Cuban jazz percussionist and composer syncopates with string players, a saxophonist and an organist. FlynnSpace, Burlington, pre-show talk 5:30 p.m., show 8:30 p.m. $22. Info, 863-5966. BASS MASTERCLASS: Top bassist and composer Ben Allison pulls strings in a hands-on demo for fellow bull fiddlers. Amy Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. ‘JAZZ ON THE MARKETPLACE’: Two stages of student and professional ensembles air notes outdoors as part of the Discover Jazz Festival. Church Street, Burlington, noon - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5399. GUAGUA: Vermont’s own Brazilian-jazz ensemble kicks it samba-style on Church Street, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5399. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335.
dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077.
film ‘TSOTSI’: A teenage gangster in South Africa has a change of heart after mistakenly kidnapping a baby during a car heist. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘MEDIA THAT MATTERS’ FILM FEST: Sixteen short films tackle issues from corporate accountability to sustainable agriculture. Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966. ‘FAHRENHEIT 451’: François Truffaut directs this eye-catching film version of Ray Bradbury’s chilling futuristic novel about a book-burning government. South Burlington Community Library, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.
ALISON BECHDEL: The Vermont-based cartoonist of “Dykes to Watch Out For� fame discusses Fun Home, her new graphic memoir. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. GETTING PUBLISHED: Burlington-based author Marc Estrin shares insights and advice with writers who want to see their name in print. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Anne Tyler’s novel, The Amateur Marriage, probe how its otherwise-prosperous characters survive decades of emotional poverty. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.
‘ART & JAZZ’: A local art historian discusses crossgenre influences between visual and aural compositions. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 865-7166. PILLOW TALK: Sleeptime interpreter Suellen Howley describes how to remember, record and decipher dreams. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
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WED.07 << 05B KIDS’ AUDITIONS: Young actors ages 6-15 try out for Catalyst Theatre’s summer production. Call for Burlington-area location and time slot, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2287.
sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477. TENNIS: The Greater Burlington Men’s Tennis Club matches intermediate players for recreational games at public parks in the area. Call for location and time. Free. Info, 879-0231. YOGA FOR BEGINNERS: Drop-in participants practice gentle stretches at this volunteer-run fundraiser. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 67:30 p.m. $8. Info, 861-3150.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor, feminist and antiwar movements. Room A108, Edmunds Middle School, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453. RENOVATIONS FORUM: Community members and patrons pipe up about planned improvements to the Hunger Mountain Co-op’s Montpelier building. Congregational Church, Waterbury, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202. MERGER TASK FORCE: Residents and officials from Essex and Essex Junction work on a plan to combine the two towns. Lincoln Hall, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1341. MENTORING PROGRAM ORIENTATION: Potential volunteers hear about a program that helps women transition from correctional facilities to Chittenden County communities. Mercy Connections, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-7164.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See the world through the eyes of an injured bird, from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. 3x6-SiliconDairy032206
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ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Point-pushers create scarves, hats and mats at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek patterns on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: Cyclists donate bikes of all shapes and sizes for shipment to developing countries. Chittenden Solid Waste District Drop-Off Center, Williston, 8 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $10 per bike. Info, 872-8111. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Film buffs learn non-linear narrative skills, using Final Cut Express editing systems. Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. GARDENING TALK: Budding compost-makers learn how to create high-nutrient soil from kitchen scraps and lawn clippings. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon. $5-10. Info, 658-2433. ‘PINT FOR A PINT’ BLOOD DRIVE: Donors exchange life-sustaining liquid for pint-themed presents. American Red Cross Blood Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. ‘SAVING FOR HIGHER EDUCATION’: Parents of prospective college students get tips on conserving cash. Vermont Student Assistance Corporation, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177. HEALTH WORKSHOP: People living with chronic conditions such as diabetes, asthma and heart disease learn self-management skills. Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, 1:30-4 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 847-2278. LIBRARY AMNESTY WEEK: Conscience-stricken book hoarders return overdue items for fine forgiveness. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. FARMERS’ MARKET: Browse among open-air booths selling homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts. South Hero Town Garage, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6668.
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FAMILY GAME NIGHT: Bingo, hide-and-seek and contact Twister bring parents and kids together at the Big Picture Theater, Waitsfield, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994.
THU.08 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘JAZZ ON THE MARKETPLACE’: See June 7. MACEO PARKER: The sax man who blew for James Brown, George Clinton and Bootsy Collins brings fresh funk to the Waterfront Park Tent, Burlington, 6 p.m. $23-28. Info, 863-5966. BEN ALLISON & MEDICINE WHEEL: The New York City bassist and composer gets down with drummer Michael Sarin and pianist Frank Kimbrough, and brass tact from saxophonists Michael Blake and Jimmy Green. FlynnSpace, Burlington, preshow talk 5:30 p.m., show 8:30 p.m. $22. Info, 863-5966. WATERBURY ROTARY CONCERT SERIES: The four boisterous musicians of Jazzberry Jam uncap sweet sounds from funk to swing. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-0811. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND REHEARSAL: Community musicians of all ages prep marches for outdoor summer performances. See story, this issue. Burlington High School Band Room, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467. FIREHOUSE MUSIC SERIES: Jazz musicians Taryn Noelle and Joe Davidian share jam-space with lounge-folk songstress Rebecca Padula. Second floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 865-7166. LES FRANCOFOLIES: Big-name bands celebrate French-language music and song in a 10-day street festival. Various MontrĂŠal-area locations, times and prices. Info, 888-444-9114. ‘ROOTS ON THE RIVER’ FESTIVAL: More than 17 acoustic-roots, blues and bluegrass performers from around the country rock out at a four-day fest. Various Bellows Falls locations and times. Tickets are $10-39, weekend passes run $89-124. Info, 866-484-3669.
dance DANCE TRIBE: Boogie down to recorded tunes in a safe, friendly environment. No shoes are required at Shelburne Town Hall, 7-9 p.m. $2. Info, 476-6139.
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film ‘TSOTSI’: See June 7. ‘KAMIONDZIJE’: This 1984 comedy is set in Yugoslavia. Euro Gourmet Market & CafĂŠ, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.
words BOOK GROUP: Literature lovers discuss Wilke Collins’ Victorian-era suspense novel Woman in White. South Burlington Senior Center, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. SYNCHRONICITY: Maine writer and licensed therapist Winter Robinson discusses the theories in her book A Hidden Order: Uncover Your Life’s Design. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.
talks ENVIRONMENT ENRICHMENT: Educators get the lowdown on toxins, storm water and stewardship. ECHO Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1848.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 7. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3 to 5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. 6/5/06
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‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
sport TENNIS: See June 7. ‘COMFORTABLE CYCLING’ CLINIC: A not-too-difficult bike ride follows tips on staying easy in the saddle. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 223-7035. LADIES GOLF CLINIC: Beginners practice putts, drives and strokes at the Vermont National Country Club, South Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $20. Info, 264-9423.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 7. RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops while expressing hope for an end to Middle Eastern deployments. Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.
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WINNING STREAK Burlington’s downtown denizens may get an inadvertent eyeful this weekend, but it’s for a good cause, celebrated simultaneously in cities worldwide. Participants in the World Naked Bike Ride advertise the unadorned truth of humanity’s dependence on fossil fuels and car culture by casting clothes, and caution, to the wind. Bicyclists, bladers and skaters either go in the buff, or bare as they dare; since inclusiveness is one of the protest’s key points, riders of creatively decorated vehicles can wear anything from body paint to clothes or partial costumes, depending on comfort levels. A key fact: it’s illegal to disrobe in public in Vermont, but not to, well, be naked, so skinning down behind closed doors is a must. Global warming, anyone?
WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE Saturday, June 10, meet at 274 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-3724. http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/vt
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See June 7. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See June 7. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 7. CHARITY BINGO: See June 7. ‘PINT FOR A PINT’ BLOOD DRIVE: See June 7. LIBRARY AMNESTY WEEK: See June 7, 9 a.m. 5 p.m. FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 7, Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7279. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers plan moves to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 655-3787.
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THU.08 << 07B POLICE FUNDRAISER: Queen City law enforcement supporters rally around community safety at a badge-wearers’ benefit. Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. Donations. Info, 655-7769. BIODIESEL WORKSHOP: Sustainable energy enthusiasts, farmers and transportation execs discuss biofuels and seed-pressing techniques during a series of forums. Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $75 includes breakfast and lunch. Info, 388-1328. LOCAL FIRST SEMINAR: Business owners and community members present the positives of buying locally produced goods at a conference organized by the Burlington Bread Bank. Student Life Complex, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. $45 includes breakfast, lunch and a city tour. Info, 865-7144.
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<calendar > dance ‘SNOW WHITE’: Graceful dancers enact the story of a fair maiden and seven spirited gnomes — en pointe. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 524-2828. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.
drama MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 8. BINDLESTIFF FAMILY CIRKUS: The New York-based vaudeville carnival presents gymnastics, sword swallowing and bullwhips in a summer variety show. See calendar spotlight. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 9 p.m. $10-15. Info, 652-0777.
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Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘JAZZ ON THE MARKETPLACE’: See June 7. ‘THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRALES FRANCOFOLIES: See June 8. DA’: In this modern-day Western directed by ‘ROOTS ON THE RIVER’ FESTIVAL: See June 8. Tommy Lee Jones, a border-patrol agent accidenHENDRIX DOUBLE-HEADER: The four-horned World tally kills a Mexican immigrant and must help Saxophone Quartet brews up jazz alchemy with guirepatriate his body. Catamount Arts Center, St. tarist-composer Vernon Reid and his band Masque Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. in a tribute to Jimi Hendrix. Flynn MainStage, ‘CAPOTE’: Academy Award winner Philip Seymour Burlington, 8 p.m. $21-37. Info, 863-5966. Hoffman portrays the acclaimed writer as he MEET THE ARTISTS: Oliver Lake and Hamiet Bluiett researches four brutal Kansas murders. Lake Placid of the World Saxophone Quartet offer ace anecCenter for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $6. Info, 518dotes at the FlynnSpace, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. 523-2512. Free. Info, 863-5966. DIXIELAND CRUISE: Local favorites The Onion River Jazz Band bring a Mississippi mood to Lake Champlain. Departs from King Street Ferry Dock, Also, see exhibitions in Section A. Burlington, 6 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966. BARRE ART STROLL: Canvas critics and art appreciJENNIFER HARTSWICK: The charismatic, Vermontators view creative efforts on display at galleries based trumpeter, vocalist and composer leads her and businesses. Various Barre locations, 5:30-7:30 band in a high-energy top-o’-the-block party. p.m. Free. Info, 479-4127. Church Street, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. VOCAL CONCERT: The Vermont Gay Men’s Chorus serenades music lovers at the Congregational BOOK SIGNING: Author Jeffrey Marshall talks about Church, Danville, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, The Inquest, his novel based on an 1830 abortion 633-3605. trial in Burlington. Better Planet Books, Toys & PAN FLUTE: South Burlington-based street perHobbies, St. Albans, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 524-6835. former and musician Douglas Bishop plays selections from his diverse repertoire. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ‘HARMONY EXPLOSION’: The Green Mountain TEA TALK & TASTING: John Wetzel of Dobrá Tea Chorus hosts a concert of pro, college and high dips into cultivars from Darjeeling to Assam in a school singers in barbershop and a cappella story-steeped Indian travelogue. Honey Gardens groups. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, Ferrisburgh, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 5x6-SellyourcarR 6/6/06 11:34 AM Page Apiaries, 1 655-2949. 877-6766.
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HEALTHY MENOPAUSE: Hormone specialist Carol Hutcheon discusses natural dietary strategies for managing symptoms of “the change.” Healthy Lifestyles, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 658-6597.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 7. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 7, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 8. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. TADPOLE ART: Miniature maestros explore drawing, clay, collage and paint in a creative, social atmosphere. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 10-11:30 a.m. $6 per parent-child pair. Info, 388-3177.
sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 7, 10 a.m. TENNIS: See June 7. WORLD CUP SOCCER: Hardcore fans root for their favorite international team while watching live games. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 10 a.m., noon & 3 p.m., call to confirm times. Free. Info, 859-3467. ‘FIT & FABULOUS’: A health-education fair focuses on nutrition and exercise from biking to bellydancing. Get a blood pressure screening or a chair massage at Depot Park, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 7.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See June 7. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See June 7. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 7. CHARITY BINGO: See June 7. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See June 7. ‘PINT FOR A PINT’ BLOOD DRIVE: See June 7, 7:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. LIBRARY AMNESTY WEEK: See June 7. FARMERS’ MARKETS: See June 7, Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Westford Common, Route 128, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7405. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.
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CAR SEAT SAFETY CHECK: A representative from the Addison County Sheriff’s Department verifies the proper installation of child-safety seats. Lincoln Library, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. TRINITY COLLEGE REUNION: Alumnae from Burlington’s now-closed Catholic women’s college convene at the Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3680. AWARDS DINNER & BENEFIT: The Vermont Children’s Forum honors outstanding advocates for young people at a chicken barbecue featuring entertainment by members of the Voices Project cast. Vermont National Country Club, South Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $50-55. Reservations and info, 229-6377. HISTORIC PRESERVATION CONFERENCE: Workshops for contractors and preservationists include former Governor Phil Hoff discussing the impact of the National Historic Preservation Act. Various St. Albans locations, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $50 includes lunch. Info, 453-4787.
SAT.10 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘JAZZ ON THE MARKETPLACE’: See June 7. Catch an additional stage of music featuring acid-jazz pioneer Melvin Sparks, East Meets West and Russian piano trio Standards III in Burlington City Hall Park, 12:30-4:30 p.m. LES FRANCOFOLIES: See June 8. ‘ROOTS ON THE RIVER’ FESTIVAL: See June 8. VOCAL CONCERT: See June 9, Unitarian Church, Montpelier. ‘HARMONY EXPLOSION’: See June 9, South Burlington High School Auditorium. SPANISH HARLEM ORCHESTRA: The Vermont jazzers of the Dave Grippo-Bruce Sklar Quintet precede this swinging, 14-piece Latin dancemusic ensemble. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $21-35. Info, 863-5966. MEET THE ARTISTS: Oscar Hernandez, pianist and musical director of the Spanish Harlem Orchestra, talks about writing his Grammy-winning arrangements. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. JAZZ BLOCK PARTY: The Discover Jazz Festival positions performers in every section of the street for a musical smorgasbord. Church Street, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA: The ensemble closes its season with a summer concert of works showcasing stringed instruments. See calendar spotlight. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 863-5966.
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PIANO RECITAL: Pianist Annemieke Spoelstra delivers works by Chopin, Liszt and Beethoven. Charlotte Congregational Church, 7:30 p.m. $1012. Info, 578-7140. ‘THE GREAT AMERICAN SONGBOOK’: Jazz vocalists Mike Goudreau and Friends croon songs made famous by Louis Armstrong, Nat King Cole and Frank Sinatra. Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 819-876-2109. SIRENS BROADWAY CABARET: An all-female ensemble of high school students sings show tune faves. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 496-4781, ext. 26. SUMMER CONCERT: Adirondack singer-songwriter Celia Evans takes the stage at the Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7 p.m. $8. Info, 518523-2512. ‘MAYOR’S CUP IDOL’ QUALIFYING COMPETITION: Fifty vocalists prep 30-second songs, then seek opening spots in an “American Idol” takeoff at the Plattsburgh Mayor’s Cup Festival in July. Ground Round, Burlington, registration at noon, contest 1 p.m., results announced at 3 p.m. Free. Info, 518-562-9708, ext. 6.
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VARIETY PACK Bread may be the traditional accompaniment for circuses, but beer works well, too. Three-ring rooters can sample both at a vaudeville-esque touring show brainstormed by Magic Hat Brewery and the Bindlestiff Family Cirkus. Founded in 1995 in New York City, Bindlestiff twists standard carnie fare into campy circus quirks, specializing in sideshow savvy and bubbly burlesque. The multitalented troupe does a bit of everything: Friday’s projected spectacles include hula-hoop gyrations, a man in a blue bunny suit, and a wordless, balloon-bending comedy sketch titled “Unbelievable Orificular Love Poetry.” Expect to see sword swallowing, fire eating, aerial tricks, and — ahem — precision bullwhipping. Step right up!
dance ‘SNOW WHITE’: See June 9. SALSA DANCE PARTY: DJ Hector “El Salsero” Cobeo mixes Latin grooves at a post-show shakedown. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 10 p.m. $3-7. Info, 863-5966. CONTRA DANCE: Northern Spy makes sweet and snappy music with guest musician Jim Guinness. Caller David Millstone directs dancers in soft-soled shoes at Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 785-4607. GREEN MOUNTAIN STEPPERS: Maine-based caller Jim Belanger puts North Woods-y notes into Western-style square-dance steps. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, advanced 6:30 p.m., mainstream 7:30-10:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 879-9350.
BINDLESTIFF FAMILY CIRKUS Friday, June 9, Higher Ground, South Burlington, 9 p.m. $1015. Info, 652-0777. http://www.bindlestiff.org http://www.highergroundmusic.com
drama MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 8. AUDITIONS FOR ‘CATS’: Thespians slink, saunter and purr at tryouts for The Barre Players’ rendition of Broadway’s longest-running musical. Barre Opera House, registration 8:30 a.m., auditions 9 a.m. Free. Info, 454-7101.
film ‘THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA’: See June 9. JAZZ CARTOONS: A screening of animated classics sets Saturday-morning-TV fare to live, jazzinspired improv. Second Floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 865-7166.
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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. LIFE DRAWING: Artists sketch a live model in various poses using a medium of their choice. Studio STK, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $10. Info, 657-3333. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5356. ‘ART & ALL THAT JAZZ’: Creative types of all ages decorate dynamic “spirit sticks.” Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Donations. Info, 865-7166.
words ‘VERMONT READS’ DAY: Local author Natalie Kinsey-Warnock signs her book, As Long As There Are Mountains. Families follow up with horsedrawn wagon rides, ice-cream making and quilting demos. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2355.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 7. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up board the “Stupid Smelly Bus” for a tour with early reading series character Junie B. Jones. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.
sport TENNIS: See June 7. WORLD CUP SOCCER: See June 9. HUBBARD PARK ORIENTEERING: Direction finders brush up on off-trail skills. Meet at the old Hubbard Park shelter, Montpelier, map & compass review 9 a.m., orienteering 10 a.m. $1. Info, 229-9810. WHITE MOUNTAIN HIKE: Peak performers climb Mt. Carrigan on a 10-mile, 7-plus-hour trip. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 476-7987. BACKPACK WEEKEND: Long Trail hikers gather in Stowe for an overnight trip covering 23-plus miles. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 496-7650. WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE: Cyclists and in-line skaters go all-out to protest car culture and oil dependency. See calendar spotlight. Meet at 274 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-3724. ECOLOGY HIKE: Marc Lapin of the Champlain Valley Clayplain Forest Project leads a tour exploring local flora and fauna. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 948-2000.
<calendar > RURAL RAMBLE: Naturalist Lindsey Wormwood guides walkers through fields and woods to learn about wildlife habitat. Hubbardton Battlefield State Historic Site, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2282. ADIRONDACK HIKE: Day trippers cover a moderate nine miles on a trek to Lost Lookout over Lower Ausable Lake. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 863-1145.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See June 7. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See June 7. CHARITY BINGO: See June 7. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See June 7. ‘PINT FOR A PINT’ BLOOD DRIVE: See June 7, 8:30 a.m. - noon. LIBRARY AMNESTY WEEK: See June 7, 9 a.m. 5 p.m. FARMERS’ MARKETS: See June 7, 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. St. Joseph’s Church, Grand Isle, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6668. TRINITY COLLEGE REUNION: See June 9, Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $20 includes lunch. LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play. Amtrak Station, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9766. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental impact of any one of these Vermont fauna: coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. POKER GROUP: Card players gather for draw and stud games. Various Burlington-area locations, 811 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0231. BEEKEEPING WORKSHOP: Budding apiarists get the lowdown on how to manage hives. See calendar spotlight. Honey Gardens Apiaries, Ferrisburgh, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 877-6766. FLAG DAY SERVICE: Patriotic attendees honor fallen soldiers from past battles. Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 11 a.m. Free. Info, 518-585-2821. SPAGHETTI DINNER: A silent auction augments plentiful pasta at this youth-group benefit. Ascension Lutheran Church, South Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 862-8866. CONTEMPLATIVE RETREAT: Two spiritual leaders invite a “return to silence” by comparing Zen Buddhist meditation and Christian contemplation. Clementwood Spiritual Life Center, Rutland, 9:30 a.m. - noon. $10. Info, 773-4488. TEXAS HOLD ’EM TOURNAMENT: Gamblers take chances and cards at this benefit for the American Cancer Society. Milton Grange, 10 a.m. $40 buys 2400 chips. Info, 355-3920. BOOK COLLECTION: Readers donate volumes in good shape, sans encyclopedias, textbooks or Readers’ Digest condensed collections, for an upcoming library sale. Old Firehouse, Colchester, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 879-7576. VERMONT DAYS: State parks and historic sites kick off summer with two days of free admission and on-site activities. Various statewide locations and times. Free. Info, 888-409-7579.
HOMES TOUR: Preservation Burlington coordinates visits to three lakeside summer camps and three North End domiciles, followed by a boathouse snack break. Various Burlington-area locations, noon - 4 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. NATURAL HORSEMANSHIP CLINIC: Equines and their riders earn working relationships after a day of ground and mounted training. Connecticut Valley Fairgrounds, Bradford, 9 a.m. $10-20 to audit, $125 to participate with a horse. Registration and info, 222-4638. AARP MEETING: Retirees congregate to chat and see slides from a member’s trip to Europe. South Burlington City Hall, social hour 9 a.m., meeting 10 a.m. Free. Info, 879-2684. COMPOST WORKSHOP: Compost tea, anyone? Gardeners hear how to distinguish between hot and cold piles of plant clippings. Starr Farm Community Garden, Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 863-0420. DONATION DROP-OFF: Closet cleaners donate high quality household items and other stuff for an upcoming yard sale benefit. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-9626. BENEFIT AUCTION: High bidders net trips, golf and ski packages and gifts at a fundraiser for Champlain Vocational Services. Vermont National Country Club, South Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $40. Info, 655-0511. FREE DAY: If you can take it, you can have it. Scavengers salvage scrap and surplus stuff outside the ReStore, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 229-1930. CLASSIC CAR SHOW & SOCK HOP: Vintage vehicles, poodle skirts and a kissing booth set the scene for a hula-hoop contest, diner-themed dinner and ’50s dance moves. Knights of Columbus Hall, Barre, 4-11 p.m. $15-20. Info, 454-7299.
SUN.11 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. LES FRANCOFOLIES: See June 8. ‘ROOTS ON THE RIVER’ FESTIVAL: See June 8. IRMA THOMAS & THE PROFESSIONALS: Percussive jazz pianist Henry Butler preps listeners for the musical r&b storyteller dubbed the “Queen of New Orleans Soul.” Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $24-32. Info, 863-5966. SPIRITUAL SOULS: Five Connecticut-based vocalists and their powerhouse band revive listeners with gospel goodness. Waterfront Park Tent, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711. ‘SING CHILDREN SING’: The Essex Children’s Choir celebrates 20 years with a concert featuring adult vocal soloists and a chamber orchestra. St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 4:30 p.m. $9, $18-20. Info, 863-5966.
dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See June 7, 4-6 p.m. $5.
drama MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 8. AUDITIONS FOR ‘CATS’: See June 10.
film ‘THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA’: See June 9.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘BRUSH STROKES’: Expect a combo of spoken-word, jazz and visual arts at this event featuring three local musicians, four visual artists and UVM English prof and poet Major Jackson. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 865-7166. ‘FABULOUS FRAME FEST’: Mirror frames built by local parents and decorated by artists from Vermont and beyond go to a silent auction for area schoolkids. Vermont Center for Classical Pilates, Middlebury, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3269.
talks ‘LISTEN HERE TO GREAT JAZZ’: Audience members open ears to Ornette Coleman’s 1961 album This Is Our Music, then review it in a discussion with jazz critic and consultant Bob Blumenthal. Amy Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, listening session 2 p.m., discussion 3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. MILITARY MUSIC: A percussion-playing major from the Fort Ticonderoga Corps of Drums describes the role of an 18th-century military musician. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 948-2000. HISTORIC RESEARCH: Vermont scholar Jim Davidson of Rutland explains where to look for certain types of information, and how to separate fact from fiction. Hubbardton Battlefield State Historic Site, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2282.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 7.
sport TENNIS: See June 7. WORLD CUP SOCCER: See June 9. NATURE WALK: Wildlife enthusiasts explore the woods around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 434-2167. MOUNTAIN BIKE RIDE: Slope cyclists climb 800 feet on an 11-mile loop through the Mt. Mansfield State Forest. Call for Stowe-area meeting location and time. Free. Info, 223-4172. NORTHERN VERMONT TOUR DE CURE: Cyclists gear up for a ride through scenic countryside and farmlands to benefit the American Diabetes
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Association. Dorset Park, South Burlington, various start times 7:30-10 a.m. $25. Info, 654-7716. MT. ABE HIKE: View finders take the Battell Trail to the Long Trail on this moderate, 6-mile trip. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 858-4045. WALK & 5K RUN FOR THE ANIMALS: Think of the kittens! Volunteers make good on pledges while stretching their legs. Humane Society of Chittenden County, South Burlington, run 9 a.m., no dogs; walk 10 a.m., leashed dogs encouraged. $20 and donations. Registration and info, 8620135, ext. 106.
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activism ‘VERMONT SPEAKS UP!’: Citizens rally to end genocide in Darfur, Sudan. See calendar spotlight. Burlington City Hall Park, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 578-7426.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See June 7. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See June 7. CHARITY BINGO: See June 7, 2 & 7 p.m. FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 7, Route 108, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8566. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: See June 10. VERMONT DAYS: See June 10. JOURNALISM RECEPTION: The Vermont Press Association honors former Associated Press news editor Chris Graff. Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. $15. Reservations and info, 654-2442. BLUEBIRDS OF VERMONT: Avian admirers learn how to establish and monitor a bluebird trail. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 759-2412. TONY AWARDS PARTY: Theatre on a Shoestring hosts a swanky viewing of Broadway’s answer to the Oscars, with food, drinks and giveaways. Best Western Conference Center, South Burlington, 7 p.m. - 12 a.m. $15. Info, 888-212-5884. LAWNMOWER RACES: Grass trimmers ride high in yard-sport competitions. Connecticut Valley Fairgrounds, Bradford, 2 p.m. $3. Info, 439-3323. HISTORIC STRAFFORD WALKING TOUR: Strollers learn about a 19th-century advocate for public higher education on a town-wide tour. Leaving from the Justin Morrill State Historic Site, Strafford, 2 p.m. $10. Info, 765-4484. BURLINGTON AREA SCRABBLE CLUB: Letter wranglers make every word count in a tournamentstyle competition. Bring your board to the McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558. TEA & MEMORIES: Newer community members listen in as longtime residents sip and tell stories of what Jericho and Underhill were like 40 years ago. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962. RUTLAND VISTAS POTLUCK: Queer and questioning individuals exchange warm wishes and dishes at this dinner-and-a-movie night. Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 6-8:30 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 746-8142.
POLLEN NATION If you’ve ever appreciated an apple or savored a peach, you owe some thanks to the humble honeybee. Bees buzz between orchards in bloom time, pollinating pistils to form future fruit. Paid with nectar for playing clear-winged Cupids to the plant world, they also produce honey. While beekeeping certainly poses challenges, its rewards are sweet. A workshop for beginning apiarists offers pointers on bee behavior and maintenance. Topics include how to set up frames, inspect for pests and diseases, and manage hive and honeycomb through the spring and summer. The big sting? Beekeeping veils are a good idea, if you’ve got ’em.
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MON.12 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. LES FRANCOFOLIES: See June 8. MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: This new Montréal music fest features vibrant ensembles and inventive theatrical concerts, including one about Vincent Van Gogh’s ear. St. James United Church and other Montréal locations and times. $22-39. Info, 514-489-7444. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0532. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750. VERGENNES CITY BAND REHEARSAL: Amateur musicians tune up for summer shows. Band Room, Vergennes Union High School, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2938, ext. 218. OPEN REHEARSALS: Strong-voiced stars practice for upcoming performances as part of the Green Mountain Opera Festival. The Round Barn, Waitsfield, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7722.
drama MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 8.
film ‘THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA’: See June 9.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See June 8. LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.
words BOOK READING: Theater impresario and lawyer Gary Cole describes being rejected for a position with the National Endowment for the Arts in his memoir Artless: The Odyssey of a Republican Cultural Creative. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.
talks ‘THE BATTLE OF LAKE CHAMPLAIN’: Americans outnumbered four to one? A Plattsburgh-focused history presentation outlines the most decisive skirmish of the War of 1812. St. Albans Historical Museum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 527-7933.
kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 7, for children ages 3-5. MUSIC TIME: See June 8.
FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewish-themed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26.
sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 7, 10 a.m. TENNIS: See June 7.
dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 7-9:30 p.m. $9.50. Info, 434-2891. SWING DANCING: Quick-footed folks learn and practice hep-cat rock steps at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. WOMEN’S DRUM CIRCLE: Percussion-powered women share rhythms and movement at a world-beat bonanza. 242 Elm Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-6912.
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SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 8, for babies and toddlers up to age 3. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.
MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 8.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 7.
etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 7. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See June 7. ‘PINT FOR A PINT’ BLOOD DRIVE: See June 7, 7:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. SPANISH POTLUCK: Spanish-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. SLOW FOOD VERMONT: A three-course meal by chef Sissy Hicks and cookbook author Molly Stevens pays tribute to uncomplicated cooking. Dorset Inn, 6:30 p.m. $48. Reservations and info, 877-367-7389. VERMONT DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH DAY: New moms and young kids get info on feeding, fitness, growth assessment and supplemental nutrition. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
TUE.13 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. LES FRANCOFOLIES: See June 8. MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See June 12. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. NOON CONCERT: Pianist Joseph Pepper uplifts brown baggers with a lunchtime performance of works by Beethoven and Mozart. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, noon. Donations. Info, 864-0471. CASTLETON CONCERT SERIES: Kilimanjaro scales the heights of jazz-rock fusion. Castleton Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911. BELLS OF JOY: The Rutland-based ecumenical handbell ringers perform sacred selections at the United Methodist Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 483-2087. MILTON COMMUNITY BAND REHEARSAL: Old and new members warm up for a busy summer concert schedule. Herrick Avenue Elementary School, Milton, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.
film ‘THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA’: See June 9.
art See exhibitions in Section A.
words BOOK SIGNING: Writer, activist and Seven Days columnist Judith Levine presents Not Buying It, her chronicle of a year spent without shopping. The Galaxy Bookshop, Hardwick, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5533. BOOK LAUNCH: Local historian Paul Searls describes the Green Mountain State’s fin de siècle social divide at an intro to his new book, Two Vermonts: Geography and Identity, 18651910. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. DISCUSSION CLUB: Readers who’ve plowed through Snow by Orhan Pamuk talk about the novel’s clash between radical Islam and Western ideals. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.
talks ‘PRIVACY: HOW MUCH IS LEFT?’: Speakers at this ACLU-sponsored conference include Barry Steinhardt, director of the national ACLU Technology and Liberty Program, and security tech expert and author Bruce Schneier. See story, this issue. Capitol Plaza Hotel, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 4:15 p.m. $30-40. Registration and info, 223-6304. VOLUNTARY SUPERFUND CLEANUP: Environmental law professor Martha Judy considers a Supreme Court decision that poses problems for responsible parties who clean up toxic sites. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1332.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 7. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 7. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:109:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See June 7, 11 a.m.
sport TENNIS: See June 7. WORLD CUP SOCCER: See June 9. COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment with Anusara-inspired instruction. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, South Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-9036.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 7. WILPF MEETING: Activists review world events at this gathering of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929. VOTER OUTREACH GROUP: Burlington residents brainstorm ways to overcome apathy and increase city election turnouts. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 355-5247. VERMONT PUBLIC TV COMMUNITY COUNCIL: Citizen advisors offer feedback on statewide public-TV programming. Ilsley Library, Middlebury, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 655-8059.
etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 7. CHARITY BINGO: See June 7. ‘PINT FOR A PINT’ BLOOD DRIVE: See June 7. FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 7, Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. ‘KNIT NIGHT’: Needle workers relax with fellow fiber artists at the Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. ‘THE COLOR OF WEALTH’: An interactive workshop explores government actions that create racial disparities when it comes to money. Seventh Generation, 60 Lake Street, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 8632345, ext. 8. GED REGISTRATION WORKSHOP: Students who’d like to take a test for their Graduate Equivalency Degree learn how to handle the paperwork — and practice. 462 Hegeman Avenue, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 3-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 846-7245, ext. 104. UVM JOB FAIR: Burlington’s largest employer hosts a forum advertising on-campus staff positions. Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 3-5:30 p.m., resume workshop 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3494.
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WED.14 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See June 7. LES FRANCOFOLIES: See June 8. MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See June 12.
dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See June 7.
drama DROP-IN IMPROV: See June 7. MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 8. ‘STREGA NONA’: The Weston Playhouse stages a theatrical version of Tomie dePaola’s story about an Italian wise woman and her prolific pasta pot. Other Stages, Weston, 7 p.m. $8-15. Info, 824-5288.
film ‘THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA’: See June 9.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. WOODWORKING DEMO: Bristol craftsman Jim Cunningham shows how he turns simple branches into writing utensils. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. COMMUNITY DARKROOM CRITIQUE: Area photographers gather informally to share and discuss each other’s work. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.
words JEWISH LITERATURE DISCUSSION: Readers hear out Portnoy’s Complaint, Philip Roth’s comical take on Jewish-American experience in the ’60s. Warren Public Library, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-3913. BOOK TALK: Page purveyor Elaine Sopchak of The Book Rack & Children’s Pages previews summer beach-read picks. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7080. BOOK GROUP: Readers move into The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. MEMOIR & NOVEL: Cornell University English professor Lamar Herrin discusses his two latest books, Romancing Spain and House of the Deaf, in a talk comparing fact and fiction. Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0500. CHARLES FISH: The native Vermonter and retired English prof reads from In the Land of the Wild Onion, his chronicle of canoeing the Winooski River. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.
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WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See June 7. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See June 7. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See June 7. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See June 7. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 7. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See June 7.
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sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 7. TENNIS: See June 7. WORLD CUP SOCCER: See June 9. ISLAND BIKE RIDE: Helmets aren’t optional on this moderate, mostly paved, 25-mile loop through South Hero and Grand Isle. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 229-0153. EVENING BIKE RIDE: Pedal pushers pause for dinner after moving a moderate 14 miles from Montpelier to Worcester. Call for meeting location, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 479-2304.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 7. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See June 7. MERGER TASK FORCE: See June 7, Town Office Meeting Room, Essex.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See June 7. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See June 7. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 7. ESL GROUP: See June 7. CHESS GROUP: See June 7. KNITTING POSSE: See June 7. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See June 7. CHARITY BINGO: See June 7. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See June 7. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: See June 7. GARDENING TALK: See June 7. Backyard birders hear what plants winged visitors prefer. ‘PINT FOR A PINT’ BLOOD DRIVE: See June 7. FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 7. FAMILY GAME NIGHT: See June 7. EQUINE COMMUNICATION: Animal empath Bill Northern teaches riders how to understand their horse’s point of view. Call for Charlotte-area location, 6-8 p.m. $75 benefits an adaptive mounted program. Registration and info, 985-2543. HEPATITIS TESTING: One in 50 Americans has Hepatitis C, but two-thirds of those infected don’t know it. Free screenings precede a pizzaenhanced class about risk factors and treatment basics. Community Health Center of Burlington, testing 3:30 p.m., class 5:15 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309, ext 191. HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: Potential house owners determine if purchasing is right for them. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 4764493, ext. 211. TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Amateur orators sharpen their speaking skills before a supportive audience. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-0135. EMBROIDERERS GUILD: Colored-thread aficionados embellish hoops of cloth at the Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. m
STRING FLING Vermont Youth Orchestra only performs a summer concert every three or four years. This year is one of them, and the roster of works by contemporary composers underscores the VYO’s award for adventurous programming, received last week from the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers. Four string orchestra pieces include “Three Excursions” by Ellen Lindquist, a composer and pianist who began her career at Middlebury College, Ernest Bloch’s 1952 Concerto Grosso No. 2 and “Elegy for Strings” by Dr. Morton Gold of Rutland. Essex violist and eight-year VYO member Tatiana Trono (pictured) solos on Georg Philipp Telemann’s Concerto in G Major for Viola and String Orchestra, rounding out the concert, and the season.
VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA Saturday, June 10, Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 863-5966. http://www.vyo.org
ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 7. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See June 7. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 7. 2x4-CCTAgoingplaces121405
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ARIES
(March 21-April 19): Is the planet running out of oil? Some experts say yes, others say no. Secretly, part of me hopes we are. If forced to use less of the tragically magic fuel, we’d get at least some relief from the ongoing catastrophe of global warming. But the whole discussion may become irrelevant in light of the existence of oil shale. It’s a rock that when heated releases the abundant oil hidden within it. Though expensive to access, two trillion barrels of the stuff lie untapped beneath the surface of America’s Rocky Mountains. “That’s more than all the proven oil reserves of crude oil in the world,” reports The Denver Post. This is an apt metaphor for your life, Aries. You may seem to be running out of a resource that has energized you for a long time. The truth is, there’s more to be had, but you’ll have to work harder to get it.
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): A few people look at the world through rose-colored glasses. Many, on the other hand, peer out through crap-colored glasses. Both are unable to see the world as it really is, but instead allow their perceptions to be filtered through a distorted lens. Your assignment, Taurus, is to take off the colored glasses — whatever hue they may be — so that you can gaze at your surroundings with fresh, lucid, fixation-free eyes.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): It’s Make-over Season, Gemini. This would be a perfect astrological moment to get your whole body tattooed, start wearing wigs of varying color and length, and have a cosmetic surgeon reshape your face to resemble that of your favorite celebrity. JUST KIDDING! I was exaggerating. The omens do suggest it’s a good time to experiment with your physical appearance and make adjustments in your persona, but not as drastically as I first suggested.
CANCER
(June 21-July 22): Listen to poet Robert Bly’s description of you: You came into this world as a radiant package of cosmic wonders, as an unspeakably sublime bolt of primordial resonance, as a barely coalesced jumble
of blinding beauty — and yet all your parents wanted was a good little girl or a good little boy. You should mourn for that discrepancy, advises Bly. He encourages you also to mourn for the fact that you then constructed a false personality in order to please your parents and thus be able to survive emotionally. Now here’s what I have to say about all that: It’s a perfect astrological time to express your grief for these calamities, then heal yourself from their damage and start becoming the marvel you were born to be.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Some psychologists believe it’s pretty easy to get people to think they remember specific events that didn’t actually occur. I don’t have the expertise to determine whether or not that’s true. But just in case it is, let’s see if we can take advantage of it. The astrological omens are in our favor: They suggest that your memories are especially malleable right now, and that your imagination is so robust that it could overwhelm so-called objective reality with its inventions. Here’s what I propose: Visualize in detail, complete with a sensation of effusive emotions, the fabricated memory of some unbelievably happy experience that happened to you when you were 4 years old.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): New Scientist magazine reports that athletes who suit up in red uniforms seem to be more successful than those who don’t. In the 2004 European soccer tournament, for instance, red-garbed teams scored an average of one more goal per game than the others. Since you’re now in a phase when winning is even more important than usual, why not try every little thing that might give you an edge, including the wearing of red clothes or accessories? As long as your motives are benevolent and your compassion is as strong as your will to power, I have no problem encouraging you to lust for victory. What else might get your competitive juices flowing and evoke passivity in your opponents?
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LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Thinking outside of the box to find creative solutions to obstinate problems sometimes leads to brilliant breakthroughs. Other times it results in laughable breakdowns. And in some cases, it generates changes that are a blend of brilliant breakthrough and laughable breakdown. You’re now flirting with this third variety. So is there anything you can do to nudge your innovations more in the direction of breakthrough and away from breakdown? Yes. First, make sure your experimental urges are driven by expansiveness and generosity, not revenge, envy, or fear. Second, trust the feelings in your body to give you important clues. Third, get your ego out of the way as much as is humanly possible.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): After playing in bands for years, I ripened into a halfdecent songwriter and singer. My last project World Entertainment War was signed to a contract with MCA Records and released a CD, but meager sales precipitated my exit from the music business in 1995. Fast forward to this week. While scavenging around the Web via Google, I made an unexpected discovery: On many music lyric sites, one of the songs I wrote, “Marlboro Man Jr.,” has for years been mistakenly credited to Blink-182, a band that has sold over 10 million records. I was shocked. How could it have taken me so long to find out? This incident should serve as a metaphor for you, Scorpio. Find out whether your work, ideas or energy have been used by or attributed to other people without your knowledge.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): To boost your romantic fortunes, it’s sometimes helpful to take an inventory of what has worked and not worked for you in the past. Now is a good time to do that. I suggest you survey memories of your old successes and failures, and extract some fresh insights that you can apply to the conundrums that love is currently asking you to solve. Another strategy you might try is to take yourself about ten times less seriously. Even intimacy’s most demanding tests will be far easier if
you can laugh about them. To aid in this quest, try the Dead Celebrity Soulmate Search at http://snipurl.com/nghr. (It told me my best romantic matches would have been Lucrezia Borgia, Mata Hari and Agatha Christie.)
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): This would not be a good week to cast a curse on God in revenge for what you think are his mistakes. Nor would it be a favorable time to draw blasphemous cartoons of saints, or pretend that atheism is any less of a faith-based belief system than religion. In fact, if I were you, Capricorn, I would utter a few prayers, purify your motives, and do some really good deeds — just in case there’s even a slim possibility that divine help is abundantly available to you right now. (P.S. From what I can tell, there’s more than a slim possibility.)
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): As far as the astrological powers-that-be are concerned, you have permission to play hooky. Whether their authorization will carry any weight with your boss and the people who depend on you, I can’t say. But the pure cosmic fact of the matter is that you should devote as much time as possible in the coming days to avoiding responsibility, following your whims, and indulging in sweet pleasures that in no way serve the values of the cold, cruel workaday world. It’s time to wander out into a field of wildflowers and chase butterflies. Or something similar.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): I dare you to call everyone “mom” or “mommy” this week. I’m serious. Pretend as if every single person you meet has the potential to give you some mothering. Expect the entire universe and everything in it to treat you with nurturing attention and thoughtful care. You may experience some disappointments along the way, of course. There’ll be some people who don’t quite understand the game or want to play it. But I bet you’ll be surprised by how many lively folks do respond to your invitation to treat you as their lovable child, their winsome little babycakes.
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TV SUMMER CAMP: June 26-30, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m., 8-12 years old, July 17-21, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m., 14-18 years old. $75, aid available upon request. Info, 862-3966 ext. 16, email morourke@cctv.org or visit www.Channel17.org. Summer camp at Channel 17 can help you learn about using cameras and making community based TV productions. PSA’s, on the street interviews, getting the story, editing and understanding the stories you are told. One week of technology and community fun.
camps FIREHOUSE EDUCATION SUMMER CAMPS FOR YOUNG ARTISTS: Weekly camps start June 19 - August 18. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts and Studio 250, the Clay and Craft Studio and Print Studio 250. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Firehouse Education Summer Camps aim to inspire and nurture the creativity within. Exciting full and half-day camps available for kids ages 6-14, in the visual arts, photography, printmaking, clay, craft and writing. FLYNNARTS SUMMER CAMPS: Snatch up the last few spaces in our fantastic full and half day camps. Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or call 652-4543, ext. 4 or check out the online brochure at www.flynncenter. org. Dance, theater, and comedy combine with themes in history, science, literature, art, world cultures, and fantasy. Children explore the performing arts while stretching their imaginations and learning more about the world around them. After-care available until 5 p. m. for many camps. Space available in Music Makers (ages 1-4 w/parent), Magic Toy Box (ages 4-5), Imagine! and Art Comes Alive! (ages 6-7), Mysteries, Myths, and Monsters (ages 6-10), Wild & Wacky History (ages 11-14), Gotta Dance! (ages 13-18), Inspired Actor (ages 14-18), and the incredible week of Summertime Jazz (ages 10-25). SUMMER ART CAMPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Seven week-long camps, June 19 - August 4. Half-day (morning or afternoon) and full-day programs. Ages 5 through teen. Info, 802-985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Painting, Mosaic, Clay on the Wheel and Handbuilding, Silversmithing, Digital Photography and Photoshop, and much more! $205 full day, $115 half day. Discounts available for multiple weeks or multiple children. THE SUMMER CONSERVATORY OF DANCE: Monday - Friday, July 17-28, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m., NORTE MAAR, Rouses Point, NY. Full two-week session $375. Info, 646-361-8512 or visit www. nortemaar.org. the Summer Conservatory is a unique two-week program featuring master teachers Julia K. Gleich (London, UK) and Ernesta Corvino (New York, NY). Daily classes in ballet tech, pointe, character, and more. Performance opportunities offered. Intermediate to advanced levels only. Inquire about special session for beginners. Space limited. Norte Maar is also seeking dancers for various choreographic projects this summer.
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ton. See website for fees. Info, 902-2953411, email peggy@gaeliccollege.edu or visit http://www.gaeliccollege.edu. Gaelic College 3rd annual summer session featuring top caliber instructors in Cape Breton Step Dance, Highland Dance, Cape Breton Fiddle, Gaelic Language, Celtic Harp, Bodhran, Gaelic Song, Piano, Highland Bagpipes, Scottish small pipes
clay CLAYMOBILE BRINGING CLAY, CREATIVITY AND FUN TO THE GREEN MOUNTAINS! We come to you, providing all materials. 2 hours up to 10 people $175, 11 to 20 people $225, additional people, $10/person. Info, 802-496-9197 or email vtclaymobile@ hotmail.com. FIREHOUSE EDUCATION CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO SUMMERTIME BEGINNING POTTERY: Wednesdays, June 28 - July 26, 6:30-9 p.m. Clay and Craft Studio, 250 Main Street. Info, visit www. BurlingtonCityArts.com. Beginners are welcome! This five-week summer class is designed to explore the art of pottery making with all levels in mind. Students will work primarily on the potter’s wheel but will also investigate off wheel and hand-building techniques. Demonstration will include bowls, jars, vases, cups and mugs. Glaze instruction and slide presentation included.
climbing BOULDERING CLINIC: Sunday, June 25, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. $100, includes equipment. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, visit www.petracliffs.com or call (802)657-3872. Bouldering is defined by quick, powerful movements using strength and agility. We will take you to an unlimited boulder field to build strength, endurance, and route reading skills. INTRODUCTION TO ROCK CLIMBING: Saturday, June 10, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $100, includes equipment. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, www. petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Experience the basics of rock climbing in a no-pressure and fun-filled atmosphere. Learn climbing knots, belay and climbing technique we provide expert instruction and guidance. ROCK CLIMBING TECHNIQUE: Sunday, June 11, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. $100, includes equipment. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, www.petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Rock climbing takes more than a buff upper body! It requires balance, flexibility and gracefulness. Learn in a day what could take a whole season to learn by trial and error. TWO-DAY ANCHOR BUILDING: Saturday and Sunday, June 24-25, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. $160, includes equipment. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, visit www.petracliffs.com or call 802-6573872. Learn how to construct efficient and bombproof belay anchors and safe, solid top-rope setups. This course is essential for anyone planning to head out on their own!
AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Begin the first week of each month, four weeks, Tuesday evenings, St. Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $40 per person. Info, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com, call 802-5986757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. Are you interested in learning Ballroom dance? Beginning and intermediate classes are offered each month; the beginning classes are the same each month while the intermediate classes vary each month. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans. No partner required for classes or dances, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walkin on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, Pre-registration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Practice sessions Sundays, 4-6 p.m., open to the public, walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@ salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FLAMENCO DANCE WORKSHOPS - OLE! Level I: Friday-Sunday, June 9-11; Friday, 6-7:30 p.m.; Saturday-Sunday, 12-1:30 p.m. Level II: Friday-Sunday, June 9-11; Friday, 7:45-9:45 p.m.; Saturday-Sunday, 1:45-3:45 p.m. Both levels: adult; led by Magdalena; Flynn Center Studio; limit: 16 each class; $50 for each class or $105 for both levels. Info, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org or call 652-4548, ext. 4 or visit www.flynncenter.org. Immerse yourself in the music and dance of southern Spain to the sound of live guitar accompaniment. Level I, for beginners and those who wish to review, focuses on basic skills, including footwork, arms, and a study of the four-beat song called Tangos. Level II explores more complex choreography, with attention to increased speed and strength in technique. A long, loose skirt is recommended for women, and a supportive closed shoe with a solid heel is required. GAELIC LANGUAGE AND SONG: August 14-18, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Bishop Booth Conference Center, Burlington. See website for fees. Info, 902-295-3411, email peggy@gaeliccollege.edu or visit http://www.gaeliccollege.edu. Third annual Gaelic College summer session featuring top caliber instructors in Gaelic language, Gaelic song, Cape Breton Fiddle, Stepdance, Highland Dance, Bodhran, piano, Celtic Harp, Bagpipes, Small Pipes. HIGHLAND DANCE/CAPE BRETON STEP DANCE: August 14-18, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Bishop Booth Conference Centre, Burling-
DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/ BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Router Mania, June 16-18, $275. Get over your fear of the Router as you learn at last seven different router techniques, router safety, and router jigs. Rustic Furniture, June 24-25, $275. Collect branches and limbs from our forest to create unique personal objects of beauty, creativity, and comfort using simple hand tools and imagination. How to GC Your Home, June 24-25, $275. General Contracting your own building project is a great way to be involved, maintain creative control and save you money. Innovative Lightweight Structures, July 6-9, $415. Explore the integration of structural thinking and design. Sauna Design, July 8-9, $275. Learn the origins of the Finnish sweat bath, gain an overview of sauna types, material opportunities and heating methodologies. Architectural Woodcarving, July 9-14, $725. Utilizing the natural environment for inspiration, design and carve wood panels that can be used in cabinetry, doors, and furniture. Info, call 802-4965545, or visit www.yestermorrow.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive, and hands-on. Celebrating our 26th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.
Volunteer’s Green, 7/27! Info, 802-6580658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Preregistration is required and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Gift certificates are available. SUMMER HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Beginners Conga class, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Three-week session begins June 14. $30, three-week session begins July 12. $30. Walk-in price $12. Beginners Djembe Class, Wednesdays, 7-8:50 p.m. Three-week session begins June 14. $30. Three-week session begins July 12. $30. Walk-in price: $12. Classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates are available.
empowerment AVATAR: CREATE WHAT YOU PREFER! Free introductory sessions, Tuesdays, 7-9:30 p.m. and Sundays, 4:30-7 p.m. Free introductory sessions. Info, call Jen at 802-233-8829 or visit www.avatarepc. com. Avatar is a powerful self-development course that explores the relationships between your beliefs and experiences and that teaches the art of living deliberately. Through a series of simple, experiential exercises you learn how to create what you prefer and how to live from a more expansive, compassionate and aware place.
drawing FIREHOUSE EDUCATION PLEIN AIR (OPEN AIR) DRAWING: Wednesdays, July 12 - August 2, 5:30-8 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church Street. Info, call 802-865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Beginners to advanced. Students will be introduced to the techniques and concepts of drawing while experiencing the joy of being outside in the summer! Students will work from direct observation, but with an intuitive drive. Students will be encouraged to experiment expressively with a variety of drawing media (charcoal, pencil, chalk, ink/brush and graphite) as they learn about perception, composition, and the development of their creative and imaginative abilities.
drumming BURLINGTON SUMMER TAIKO CLASSES: Kids’ Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 4:305:20 p.m. Five-week session begins June 20. $40. Kids’ Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. Six-week session begins June 19. $47. Adult Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Fiveweek session begins June 20. $45. Adult Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Six-week session begins June 19. $53. All classes at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Walkin price, $10 per class. Info, 658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates available. RICHMOND SUMMER TAIKO CLASSES: Kids’ classes, beginners, Richmond Volunteer’s Green, Thursdays, 3-3:50 p.m. or 4-4:50 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $53. Kids and Parents Beginners Class, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room, Thursdays 5:30-6:20 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $107/ couple. Adult Beginners Class, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room, Thursdays 6:30-7:20 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $59. Adult Beginners Class, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room, Thursdays 7:30-8:30 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $59. 2nd Annual Richmond Taiko Recital and Community Concert at the Richmond
fine arts FINE ART WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Painting with Acrylics (8 weeks), Tuesdays, June 27 - August 15 (no class July 4), 6:30–8:30 p.m. The Illustrator’s Way, instructed by Ginny Joyner, Saturday and Sunday, June 24–25, 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. Nature: Painting and Our Senses, instructed by Cami Davis, Friday–Sunday, July 14–16, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. Sublime Inspiration: from paintings of Georgia O’Keeffe, instructed by Diane Gabriel, Saturday and Sunday, July 29–30, 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. From the Garden, oil painting with Meryl Lebowitz, Monday–Friday, July 17–21, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Summertime, Summertime, pastel painting with Robert Carsten, Saturday, July 22, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Monoprint Workshop, instructed by Jolene Garanzha, Saturdays, August 5 and 12, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m.; Color, Space Imagery and Detail, pastel painting with Robert Carsten, Saturday and Sunday, August 19–20, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Portrait Drawing, instructed by Jolene Garanzha, Thursday and Friday, August 24–25, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.
fitness WOMEN’S FITNESS INSTITUTE: July 914, early-bird registration deadline: June 1. UVM Campus. Info, uvm.edu/adventures/fitness. The UVM Women’s Fitness Institute is a dynamic, comprehensive sports experience for women of all shapes, sizes, fitness levels and abilities. Taught by experienced women faculty who are experts in nutrition, exercise physiology and fitness training, this program offers an individualized analysis of your current
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flower essences EARTH WISDOM-HEALING THROUGH THE HEART OF NATURE: Spiritual healer Maureen Short invites you to a day of exploring the sacred gifts of the earth through experience, sacred sound, prayer, ritual, the Four Elements, Flower Essences and Tree Healing. Lightheart Sanctuary, New Haven, VT. Info, Maureen at 802453-4433 or visit www.Lightheart.com.
healing HEALING QIGONG WEEKEND: July 21-23 (July 21, 7-9:30 p.m., July 22-23, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.) Info, learn.uvm.edu/ healingtherapies. With Dr. Effie Poy Yew Chow - the foremost Qigong expert outside of China, the founder and president of the East West Academy of Healing Arts, the American Qigong Association and the World Qigong Federation-invites you to UVM for an energy-balancing weekend of Qigong, an ancient healing art. A teacher whom Deepak Chopra called “one of the strongest energy-based healers and acupuncturists� he has ever met, Dr. Chow will share the expertise that was an integral part of her participation on the White House Commission on Complementary and Alternative Medicine Policy. HEALING RELATIONSHIPS: September 23 & 24, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., and evening lecture September 22, 7-8:30 p.m. Windjammer Inn and Conference Center, South Burlington. $285 by June 15, $325 thereafter. Info, 802-849-2766 or visit http://www.huna.org. Serge Kahili King teaches how to heal your relationships with friends, partners, family, the world, and yourself! Based on the Hawaiian Huna Philosophy and the Aloha Spirit!
herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Four day herbal intensive for educators and others. Monday through Thursday, June 26-29. Advanced program: Opening Pathways of Knowledge and Magic. Admission by permission of the instructors. Weekends, August 5-6, September 2-3, September 30- October 1. Info, call 453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt.net or visit www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool. com. Taught by herbalist Annie McCleary with naturalist George Lisi. Lincoln, Vermont. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. Weave knowledge and wisdom in a transformational journey with the wild plants. Plant identification, plant-spirit communication, wild edibles, herbal remedies, herb walks and nature adventures. As we hike in the wild places, meditate on the earth, or cook together in the kitchen, the natural harmony between plant people and human emerges and is deeply felt.
martial arts MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line� Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confi-
dence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.
massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage. September 16, 2006 - July 10, 2007, Mondays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. and Tuesday evenings plus one weekend per month. Come to a free informational meeting Thursday, June 15, 7-8:30 p.m. 205 Dorset Street, South Burlington. Info, call 658-7715, www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage offers a 500-hour program in Asian Bodywork Therapy. This course provides students with a solid foundation in Traditional Oriental medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage, Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. A Western body science class is also part of the program, although students with prior instruction in Anatomy and Physiology may not need to participate in this 100hour portion of the training. Other aspects of the class include the body’s meridian system, Yin Yang theory, 5-element theory, 8 principles of diagnosis, the internal and external causes of disease, oriental pattern differentiation, diagnostic methods of finding disharmony (pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis), business practices and personal and professional development. CLINICAL MASSAGE THERAPY COURSE: Registration and workshop, June 22, 6:00 p.m. Northwest Academy of Massage and Bodywork in St. Albans. Info, 802-5249005 or visit www.north westacademy. biz. 600-hour preparation to become nationally certified. Also offering summer chair massage I & II workshop. SWEDISH MASSAGE PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, September 12, 2006 - June 7, 2007, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage. Info, call 802-658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Touchstone Healing Arts offers a 650 contact hour program in Therapeutic Massage. This course provides students with a solid foundation in therapeutic massage, anatomy and physiology, clinical practice, professional development and communication skills.
meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Monday through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http:// www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. The Burlington Shambhala center offers group meditation sessions on weekday evenings (except Friday) and Sunday mornings. Meditation instruction is available on Sunday mornings or by appointment at no cost. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Sunday morning of each month, June 4, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.
movement SHELLEY ISMAIL AND BETH HARTMANN OFFER SUMMER DANCE AND YOGA CLASSES AT THE MOVEMENT CENTER: Yoga, Pilates, Ballet Barre and Movement to Music, Tuesdays 9-10:15, all levels welcome. Ballet Technique for Jazz dancers, Thursdays, 7-8 p.m., Intermediate/Advanced Ballet class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m., Gentle Kripalu Yoga for teens and adults, Mondays, 5:45-7 p.m. and Wednesdays, 1-2:15 p.m. All classes start June 19. Info, contact Movement Center, 802-878-4213, Shelley Ismail, 802-524-2887 or Beth Hartmann, 802-425-3598.
music MUSIC THEATER PERFORMANCE WORKSHOP INTENSIVE: June 26-30, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. University of Vermont. UVM tuition rates apply. Info, 802-656-2085 or visit http://www.uvm.edu/summer. Work with one of the top vocal trainers in the world of musicals, Bill Reed, as he brings out the Broadway singer in you! Learn singing techniques and song interpretation. Cabaret-style recital at the end of the week. Register for the 095 or #60498 online.
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<helpyourself> PILATES << 17B CORE STUDIO: Come experience Burlington’s premiere by-appointment only Pilates and Personal Training Studio! Located conveniently on the Waterfront in Downtown Burlington, we offer a variety of core strengthening and other well-being related programs. Our mat and Reformer bed Pilates options include private sessions, small group privates, and dropin rates for classes including Pilates Mat and Reformer, Hybrid Spinning/Pilates, and Flow Yoga. The Rolfing Studio offers you the opportunity to work one-on-one with a certified specialist who can restore and reshape your body back into its natural alignment. Our onsite nutritionist and Reiki practitioner is also available by appointment. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming “green” studio and our professional certified instructors. Your first consultation and first mat class is always free! Call 802.862.8686 or visit www. corestudioburlington.com for a complete class schedule and to learn more about Pilates and how it can help you thrive.
reiki REIKI LEVEL II: Sunday, June 18, 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. $110. Health in Motion (located in the Mad River Valley Health Center, Waitsfield, Vermont). Info, call 802-343-8486 to register. Facilitated by Alexis Houston, LMT, Reiki Master teacher. Receive the second Reiki attunement. Learn the symbols, and implications for emotional and distance healing, learn how to do client intakes, and practice meditation and grounding techniques. We will discuss obstacles encountered in growing a healing practice. REIKI LEVEL ONE: Saturday, June 10, 9:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington. $175. Info, 802-878-1711, chris@risingsunhealing.com or visit www.risingsunhealing. com. Learn this powerful, hands-on healing art with Reiki Master, Chris Hanna. Plenty of class practice time on yourself and others.
sailing SAILING: Thursday, June 22, 7-9 p.m. $50. University of Vermont. Info, 802496-4061 or visit http://learntosail. net/class. Learn to Sail with a Computer! 101. This class teaches you how to learn to sail with the aid of a computer. With animation, digital video from Sail Magazine and simulation, learn all aspects of sailing! Includes free sailing training CD/DVD.
spirituality SPIRITUAL SEEKERS: In search of the original Presence? Search no more...you are that! TIBETAN BUDDISM; June, see website for dates. Trijang Buddhist Institute. Donation. Info, visit http://tbiusa.org, 802-485-4140, 8 a.m. - 6 p.m. Spiritual Director: Kyabje Trijang Chocktrul Rinpoche, reincarnation of the late Kyabje Trijang Dorje Chang who was one of the foremost Tibetan Buddhist Masters of our time, will be teaching Shantideva, Guide to the Bodhisattva’s Way of Life Classes: Lobsang
Tharchin, Tibetan language class. Geshe Lobsang Phuntsok , Fifty One Secondary Minds Accompanying a Primary Mind Geshe Lobsang Sopa, Tibetan Budhism Guru Puja Wednesday and Saturday mornings.
tai chi TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Summer session meets Mondays, starting June 12, 5-6:30 p.m. Outdoors on the Pavilion Building Porch, State St. $50. We’ll meet June 11, 18 and 26, July 10, 17 and 24. Info, 802456-1983 or email grhayes@vtlink.net. Register by June 11. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been practicing and teaching Hwa Yu Style Tai Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation, significant health benefits.
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well-being SKYWALKER TEACHINGS: June 30 - July 6, 7 p.m. (June 30 only), 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. through July 6. Sunray Peace Village. $950. Info, 802-453-2834 or visit http://www.beautywayproductions.com. Venerable Dhyani Ywahoo will teach the practical application of multidimensional perception.
women WOMEN ROCK! Saturday, June 17, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. $100, includes equipment. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, www.petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. It has nothing to do with being anti-man, but everything to do with being prowoman! Spend a day rock climbing with women, instructed by women. Open to all women of all abilities. WOMEN WRITING FOR (A) CHANGE® -VERMONT: Crafting conscious lives through the art of writing and practices of community. Free samplers 6/19, 7/17, 8/14. Retreat July 7-9, fall sessions 8/2812/14, Monday or Thursday evenings; new Wednesday mornings at Elley-Long Music Center; workshops. Info, visit www. womenwriting.org, email sbartlett@ womenwriting.org, 899-3772.
wood THE COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: Introduction to Basic Woodworking, June 17, 28, July 1, August 10, September 6, 6-9 p.m. Individual Woodworking Seminar, call for times. Basic Woodworking II, June 16, July 11 and August 1, 6-9 p.m. Bowl Turning, June 7, July 25, 6-9 p.m. The Art of Cutting Dovetail Joints, June 14, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.
Furniture Making and Design, August 7. Finishing Techniques, July 22 and 30, 6-9 p.m. Pen Turning Class, June 11, 14, 21, 20 and 27, 6-9 p.m. June 10, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., Parent and child class. Router Class, July 18. 382 Hercules Drive, Colchester. Info, 802-655-4201 or visit http://mysite. verizon.net/stevensturgis/cwss. WOOD WORKSHOPS AND CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Beginning Wood Carving, Saturday and Sunday, June 3–4. Beginning Bowl Turning, Saturday and Sunday, June 24-25. Wall-Hung Cabinet, Thursday - Monday, July 13–17. Working Weekend, July 29–30. Turned Wooden Boxes, Saturday and Sunday, August 19–20. Demilune Table Workshop, Monday–Saturday, August 21–26. All workshops 9 a.m.–4 p.m. Eight-week classes beginning week of June 26: Fine Woodworking: Beginning, Mondays, 6:309:30 p.m. Fine Woodworking: Intermediate/Advanced, Tuesdays, 9 a.m.– 12 p.m. or 6:30-9:30 p.m. or Wednesdays 6:30-9:30 p.m. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org.
writing INSPIRATION: Wednesdays, June 21 - July 12, 6-8 p.m. 41 Main St., #6A (upstairs). $80. Info, shelaghcs@yahoo.com. Through prompts, animated discussions, and a study of favorite works, this class will help writers (re)animate the muse. Vermont College MFA grad Shelagh Shapiro has taught writing at Champlain College and in local arts programs. Her stories and essays have appeared in various literary journals.
yoga BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 dropin, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga. com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing daily classes in Beginner Yoga, Flow, Iyengar, Kripalu, Kundalini, Prenatal, Postnatal and Restorative. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes. $120 for 10-class card, $60 for a private lesson, $160 for unlimited monthly membership. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Burlington Yoga provides a focused, supportive atmosphere for students at all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes. Drop in anytime. JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: New summer schedule. $10 per class. Johnson Yoga Studio, 36 Street, Johnson. Info, 802-635-2733 or visit http://Vermont studiocenter.org/yoga.html. Johnson Yoga Studio offers Iyengar-style Yoga Levels 1 and 2/3 with Leigh Milne, Gentle Yoga and Kripalu with Pat Brower, Sivananda with Jenny Berschling and Hatha with Suzanne Tremblay.
YOGA AND PAMPERING: A day-long retreat for women with Lisa Limoge. Saturday, June 17, Milton; Saturday, July 15, Milton; Sunday, July 30, Jericho, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. $60. Info, 802-324-7074 or unionstreetyoga@sbcglobal.net. Fitness walking, Yoga - Kripalu style, fabulous lunch, massage and dip in the pool. For beginners and advanced practitioners. You will feel and look radiant. YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Ashtanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Restorative, Prenatal, Kids and Senior Classes. Register for our six-week Introduction to Ashtanga Yoga, Wednesdays 7:30 p.m., May 24 - June 21, six week Yoga and Kung Fu, Tuesdays, April 4 - May 8, Monthly Sunday Restorative Sessions with Emily Garrett, 7-9 p.m. June 18, July 16, August 27. Chace Mill, Burlington. $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River. Classes seven days a week.
//wellness colonic hydrotherapy COLONIC HYDROTHERAPY: Digestive wellness. 20 years experience in holistic therapies. “Wellness begins from within.” Call for appt., 660-0779.
feng shui FENG SHUI VERMONT: Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Space clearing, personal clearing, presentations, workshops. Certified Feng Shui Practitioner Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802-496-2306, cwheelock@fengshuivermont.com, www.fengshuivermont. com.
general health 19DOLLAREYEGLASSES.COM. High-quality, complete prescription eyeglasses w/high-index, hardcoated lenses, and case, for $19. Rimless, stainless steel, memory titanium, children’s frames, bifocals, progressives, sun glass tints. etc. http://19DOLLAREYEGLASSES.COM. (AAN CAN)
massage CALMING THE BODY, mind and spirit with therapeutic Swedish/Deep Tissue massage. Discounts for first-time customers and gift certificates. Renzo, 922-1276. DANU THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE: The Woolen Mill, Winooski. Your body deserves a holiday! Relaxation, Therapeutic, Chair Massage. CranioSacral Therapy. Reiki. NCTMB Certified. Call Vicky, 802-999-0610. danu.abmp.com. E.S. MASSAGE THERAPY: Swedish, therapeutic, aromatherapy, deep tissue. CMT. 802-760-7845. Across from Ann Taylor window, 125 Bank Street, #2, Burlington. FOOTSPA REFLEXOLOGY: $35/40 min., $60/60 min., $80/90 min. Sliding rates for diabetics and chronically ill. Info, 802-922-3277. HEALTH EXCELLENCE: Quality, specific work with profound results. Professional location, weekend appointments available. Steele Taylor and Eliza Curtis, 802-373-2475. Vermont Institute of Massage, South Burlington.
METTA TOUCH: Are you stressedout or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Call today for an appointment, 862-2212. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor.
psychotherapy SALLIE WEST, M.A., M.F.T. Individuals and couples counseling. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/ personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.
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1 CT ROUND cut diamond ring. 14 K gold. Appraised at $3000, asking $2000/OBO. Call 802253-6318. 120-GALLON wide aquarium (2x4) w/solid wood cabinet stand, dual light strips. $350. 1976 CB 100 Honda street bike. Garaged many years. Needs work. $250. Cell 603-387-9201. 14 K WHITE gold created alexandrite (6x4mm) ring w/2 sm. diamonds. Paid $350, will sell for $200/OBO. 802-309-8943. 19” SONY TV w/remote, $45/OBO. 530-545-0313. 2 12” SUBWOOFERS in ported box w/2000 w amp and digital capacitor. Has hit 144.5db in competition! $600/firm. 717658-4250, Burlington. 2 GEMINI XL-500.2 turntables, good condition, good working order. Good for the DJ on a budget. $300/OBO. Call Dave, 802-899-3972. 2 TALL high-back barstools. Wrought-iron back and legs, finished pine seat. Small, very light scratch on one stool. Purchased from Ashley Furniture last year for $250. Both stools $100. 802318-6736. 26-GALLON bow front tank hood stand incl. filter and heater, $150. 46-gallon bow front tank hood and stand, $200. 802-316-9448. 28’ ABOVEGROUND swimming pool. Cheap! In great shape w/good liner and pump. Need to remove ASAP, make a offer. Call Jarret, 802-846-7433. 29-GALLON FISH TANK, hood and filter, $60/OBO. 10-gallon fish tanks w/screen tops and cage clamps, $10/each/OBO. 518-727-7807, leave message. 3 LIVE BLADE REAL swords. 2 are Claymore, 1 is single hand. Will email photos. Made by Angel Sword. See quality at angelsword.com. 802-310-8569. 3 SONY TRINITRON TVS: Two 27”, $150/each. One 12”, $50. 802-862-1642. .5 CARAT, 3 stone diamond ring. Size 9, worn less than a year. $1000 value, asking $500/OBO. 802-355-4145. 8X10 POTTERY BARN, hand tufted, wool rug. Made in India. $400. 802-863-0283. AB LOUNGER II exercise chair. Almost new. Paid $110. Will sell for $85. Moving, must sell. 802951-1626. AIR CONDITIONER: Lightly used, Haier unit, excellent condition. 7k BTU’s. First $50 takes it! Call Joe, 802-863-4703. AIR CONDITIONERS: Panasonic wireless, $120. Amana Quiet Zone, $100. Carrier Siesta, $80. 802-862-1642. ALIEN MASK HEADDRESS. Perfect for dress-up, disguise or play costume. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.
ANTIQUE CLAW FOOT TUB, excellent condition. Extra long, 65”, 30”w, from Maine homestead. $300. 802-899-3051. ANTIQUE OAK FURNITURE: 3drawer dresser w/mirror/carvings, 5-drawer dresser, pressedback rocker, child’s high chair, set of 4 chairs. Also red trampart desk. 802-922-0824. ANTIQUE PINE BLANKET CHEST, top opening w/2 additional drawers, original hardware. 40” W, 42” H, 19” D. $850. Charlotte, 425-4597. ANTIQUE STEREOSCOPE w/card collection. A perfect gift for Father’s Day! $100/OBO. Other antiques and collectibles avail. Call Kathy at 878-0225. ANTIQUE WOODEN two-handed tree saws, approx. 6’ long, sometimes used for painting surface. Contact 802-482-6632 or email contrarian@myway.com. APPLIANCES: Kenmore Elite fridge, Maytag Performance DW, Kitchen Aid electric range, good conditions. $1000/all. 802229-1502. APPLIANCES: Whirlpool biscuit electric oven, $150. Amana 32” white refrigerator/ice maker, $250. Kitchenaid bisque dishwasher, $150. All excellent condition. Call Jonathan, 802-2339847, leave message. ASIAN FISH BOWL, large 20” diameter, floral design on black porcelain. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. ATTENTION DISNEY COLLECTORS: Beautiful “101 Dalmatians” poster autographed by Glenn Close and dated 1996, metal-framed w/double matte, 29” x 40”. $75/OBO. 802485-3326. ATTENTION GARDENERS: This lovely white vinyl arbor never needs painting. Perfect landscape accent, 8 X 3 X 4 (2 sections), $60 or both for $90. 802864-5949. AUDIOPHILE SPEAKERS: PSB gold $1500, silver $500. Wharfdale diamond bookshelves (new) $125, amp, 200 CD player. Jonathan, 802-233-9847, leave message. BEANBAG CHAIRS, two, w/washable blue denim covers. $30/each or take both for $50 (originally $100 each from Lands End). Call Dana or Sayer, 802229-4008. BEAUTIFUL ENTERTAINMENT center, 4’X5’ glass door, shelves, 2 drawers, wood. Holds a good size TV. $120/OBO. Pick up only. 413-652-1790. BEAUTIFUL POTTERY BARN 100% wool rug. 5 x 8. Gently used. Only 6 months. Moss, claret. $300. 802-598-6738. BED: Twin mattress, box spring and frame. $50. 802-863-6645. BEDROOM SUITE, 1940’s mahogany and mahogany veneers, mirrored dresser, tall chest, queen/full headboard, 2 night stands, dovetailed drawers, $750. 802-860-7506, Burlington. BERNETTE 4-thread Serger/ Overlock machine by Bernina, used very little; great for sportswear or home decorating (curtains, pillows). 802-482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.
BIKE: K2 Launch 4.0 full-suspension, 9-speed Shimano LX w/Deore cranks, Avid disc brakes, Noleen shock, Manitou black fork. $500/OBO. 802999-7663. BIRKENSTOCK SANDALS, size 40. Never worn, new. Brown suede w/back strap (Birkenstock Milano Style). New sold for over $100. Will sell for $70/OBO. Call Emily, 802-324-4533. BOAT, MOTOR, trailer, canoe, fishing equipment, kayak, paddle boat, dingy, john boat. Must sell all. 802-363-2160. BONNAROO 2006 TICKET. Bought and can’t go. Price is exactly what I bought ticket for, $209. $185 + service charges, etc. Ticket delivered to me 6/01, will deliver myself if distance is not too much (Burlington area), or will mail. 561-414-5394. BOOMBOX. 802-862-6571. BOUNCING 40 Hedstrom horse, Moonlight? 1960s collector item or great toy for kids, $85/OBO. Contact: 802-482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. BOXES 17x11x9, 7x21x17 and 20x17x16, .50 cent/box, clear plastic bags, 16 x 23 x 1.5mil 500/box $50/box, basket trucks 20” x 30” $50. Metal carts $75. OBO on all. 658-6685, M-F. BRAND NEW: Leaf Mulcher by Flowtron, retails for over $150, selling for only $75. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240. BRAND NEW novelty T-shirts, 36, mostly XL & L, values to 29.99: Anne Geddes, MC Escher, frogs and animals, Far side, Vermont. Please call 802-482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. BRAND NEW XBOX 360. Premium package and Xbox 360 Play and charge kit. Never opened and still in orig. packaging. $600. 802-310-0378. BRASS BED, full or queen size. Contact 802-482-6632 or email contrarian@myway.com. BREAD AND PUPPET silk screen designs on fabric, approx. 16” X 20”. Beautiful images of people and flowers. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. BRITISH ROYALTY COLLECTION: Clippings, postcards, magazines and books from 19531980s. Elizabeth, Anne, Charles and Diana. Mom was a fan! $35/OBO. 802-485-3326. BUNK BEDS: Wood, good condition. Mattresses incl.! $100. Call 802-734-6388. BUREAU W/ MIRROR: 4-drawers, hardwood, solid construction, excellent condition, 35”Hx44”Lx20”D. $199. Contact sabvt@yahoo.com or 860-6042. BURTON SNOWBOARD w/Grateful Dead sticker, 62”. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@ yahoo.com. CANON S40 digital camera, 4.0 mp, 1 GB card, leather case, battery charger, cables and manual. $150. Please email travelames@ gmail.com for photos and details. “CHRISTMAS”: These vintage 10”x14” paperback annuals of literature and art are packed w/beautiful stories illustrations. 7 great issues from 1937-1950. $35/OBO. 802-485-3326. COFFEE TABLE: Cast iron w/glass top. $65. 802-863-0283.
COFFEE TABLE: Half-inch beveled glass w/twin Italian marble base. Best offer. 802864-0940, evenings. COMBINED OLYMPIC weight set, 300 lbs. and universal gym. Used only a few times. Only motivated to sell not to use. Paid $350. Asking $275/OBO. Brian, 802-578-6117. COMIC BOOKS and baseball cards 1970s-1990s. Mint condition, call for details. 802922-1728. COMPUTER DESK, large, desk space w/tower cabinet and file drawer, minor scratches, $20. 802-598-4974. CONCESSION TRAILER, fully equipped, ready to go. $3000/OBO. 802-598-8829. CONFERENCE TABLE, 16 ft. boat-shaped w/laminate finish in 2 sections for easy moving. Modern design, in good condition. $1000/OBO. Call Kathy at 658-3585. CONVENTION SPACE HEATER, $10. Kenwood 3cd shelf system, $30. Call Josh, 802-989-3433. COUCH: Full size, decent shape, hardwood base, Aztec print cushions. $199. Contact sabvt@ yahoo.com or 860-6042. COUCH: Full size, decent shape, ivory w/ blue, green, pink and purple floral. $199. Contact sabvt@yahoo.com or 860-6042. CRAFTSMAN LT1000 mower w/42” deck, 17.5hp Briggs & Stratton engine. Purchased new in ‘01. Electric start, no rust, excellent condition, low use. $535. 802-272-6401. DESKJET PRINTER, HP 882C, 6.5 ppm color, 9 ppm black inkjet, plain paper. $15. 802860-7506, Burlington. DINING ROOM TABLE: Unique farmstyle, hardwood, solid construction, 3’Wx4 1/2’L (expands to 7’L), $599. 4 dining table chairs, $80/4. Contact sabvt@yahoo.com or 860-6042. DINING ROOM TABLE w/6 chairs (wood and maroon seat covers). 2-3 leafs. Call and I can email you photo. $160. 802-2386449. DISH NETWORK DVR, Unicel phone, stereo equipment, rugs, love seat, La-Z-Boy couch w/recliner, Dell laptop 2.5 ghz wide screen w/windows vista. All offers considered. 802-324-4379. DOG CRATES, med. size, $30, small dog or cat carrier, $15. Very good condition. 802-8628758. DOG HOUSES: Handmade wooden dog houses w/removable tops. $40. 802-793-6220 or info@dogsledvt.com. DRAWING/DRAFTING TABLE, 42 W X 31 L, wood top on black metal base. Good condition, $150/OBO. Call 482-6632 or email contrarian@myway.com. ELECTRIC TYPEWRITERS, 2 Smith Corona, both seldom used. Please call 802-482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. ESPRESSO MACHINE. Pumpdriven. Incl. steaming pitcher. Pump a little noisy. Starbucks baristas. New parts. $200/OBO. Rebecca, 603-320-1591. RLKopycinski@gmail.com. EXTERIOR insulated steel door. Contact 802-482-6632 or con trarian@myway.com.
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7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTINGS FABRICS GALORE: Some for quilting, some upholstery, solids and various prints. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. FAX MACHINE: Panasonic KX-FP105 makes copies, sends/receives phone calls, faxes plain paper, instruction manual. $10. 802-860-7506, Burlington. FOREVER YOURS white satin, strapless, wedding gown w/silver inlays, incl. train. Never been worn. Size 16-18. $250. 802863-9275. FOUR POST cherry bed w/oversized mattress, $3000/OBO. Futon w/full mattress, $200/OBO, dresser w/mirror, other furniture as well. Golf clubs, new snow tires. Call Susan, 802-878-2390. FRANKLIN SPEAKING dictionary/thesaurus. New in package, 270 K+ definitions, $75. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt @yahoo.com. FREE: 5-drawer bureau, $75. HiBoy dresser, $25. Dorm fridge, $50. Metal frame futon w/ 2 mattresses, $100. Washer and electric dryer, $100. Large loveseat. OBO for all. Call and see one or all, Amy, 598-5659. FREE OR BEST OFFER. Newish home gym. Great shape. Take it away. 802-578-9093. FULL-SIZE BED and box spring, $150. Queen-size bed, box spring and frame, $200/OBO. Both great condition. 802453-7778. FURNITURE: Farmhouse dining set, $450. 6 x 9 floral needlepoint rug, $400. 802-863-0283. FURNITURE: Moving, many items avail.: dining room table, 6 chairs, sewing machine and cabinet, dryer, desks, chairs, filing cabinets, futon, futon frames. 802-865-5245. FUTON, metal frame w/navy mattress. $20. 802-598-4974. GARDEN RANGER: In its original box, never used. Compact and mobile, keeps you and your tools organized. Load up your tools and pull it right to the garden/work site. $40. 802583-4391. GARDEN RANGER (new): Compact and mobile, keeps tools organized. Load your tools and pull it right to the garden. $40. Please email travelames@ gmail.com for photos and details. GAS RANGE: Kenmore, white and black. Digital oven. Excellent condition. $225. 802864-9128. GENERATOR: Don’t be in the dark! Honda generator. Like brand new! Hardly used. Works great! $1900. 802-793-6220. GET IN SHAPE! 1-month basic adult membership YMCA Burlington. Great start to a new you! $60 value, first $30 wins. mandm4219@aol.com for details. GLASS DISPLAY CASE (LIGHTED): Beautiful, 3 sides glass, 3 glass shelves. Great for café, bakery or retail. $575/OBO. 859-3467. GLOBE, brand new, paid $49. Yours for $25. Please call, 802862-8758. HAMMOCKS RELAX!: Brazilian cotton. Great for dads or weddings. Colorful, washable, safe. Hang from trees or posts. Relax! $70. 865-0222, evenings leave message. HAND-HEWED BEAMS and old barn wood siding. Beams $5 a linear foot, siding $3 a sq. ft. Will deliver. 315-324-5290. HONDA ELEMENT privacy curtain. Never used. $80. 802345-8634. INDOOR BICYCLE TRAINER: Menoura RDA InterRim. New, used only a few times. $125/firm. Call 802-425-7095. INVACARE ELECTRIC power wheelchair. 4 years old, good condition. Contact 482-6632 or contrarian@myway.com. KENMORE ELECTRIC RANGE, works great and is in good shape. White. 30” wide. $175. 802-324-6446. KENMORE MICROWAVE (micro hood combo), works good and is in good shape. White. 30” wide. Needs to be mounted. Not a countertop micro. $75. 802324-6446.
KENMORE, x-large capacity gas dryer, 5.8 CU. Used less than 6 months, moved, need to sell! $200/OBO. Please call 802598-7212. KIDS COMPUTER, fun educational games K-3rd: Arthur, Jungle Book, etc. Encyclopedia set, kids’ and adult educational books, kids’ art easel, and other misc. items. 802-863-4280. KING MATTRESS: Spring Air Drakelow 4” pillow top (very soft). Mattress only. Purchased (new) for $1600 2/04. Selling for $500. Call Karen, 802872-7806. KITCHEN TABLE and three chairs. Round, drop-leaf table and three matching chairs. $100/OBO. Maple, I think. Brand new condition, used for one year. 802-999-2469. LAWN MOWER: Sears, has blade, brake clutch (blade stops, engine keeps running). Mulches or bags. Already tuned up, but needs minor repair. $50/OBO. 802-238-4708. LAWNMOWER, Toro self-propelled, starts great, runs great, $100. It’s lawn mowing season! Call Jane at 802-229-4008. LEGO SPACE STATION 6991 motor rail set. Brand new, never opened. 568 pieces. Perfect holiday gift. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. LIFE IN PLASTIC, it’s fantastic! This Barbie girl has grown up and looking to sell entire collection. Some still in original boxes. Call for price. 802563-6000. LIVING ROOM FURNITURE, 1940s. Mahogany, 2 end tables, 26Dx17Wx25H, 2 drawers/1shelf, $100/each, coffee table 21Dx37Wx17H, 1 shelf, $150. 802-860-7506, Burlington. MADE IN VT 60 +/- years ago, rock maple twin bed set, adapts to bunks if you want. Matching tall 4 drawer dresser. Refinished in natural maple, nice. Ladder and safety guard too. $295/all. 802-655-6267. MAPLE ROCKER: Solid maple wood rocking chair, natural finish. Great condition. $50. Call 802-425-5275. MASSAGE TABLE: Like new. Earthlite table comes w/adjustable headrest and carry bag. Bought for $299. Selling for $175. Call Quinn, 802-782-0160. MIYATE 914 carbon and aluminum fiber road bike. 60 cm and standover is 32.5”, fit 6’ and up normally. 21 speeds. Decent condition. Can email photos. 802-760-7771, richard.doty@ jsc.vsc.edu. MOUNTAIN BIKE: 2001 Specialized stump jumper, bike 16”, M4 frame, sid XC for, XT and XTR components Mavic 517 rims. Avid brakes. Well maintained. $600. 802-899-3051. MOVING BOXES, large, w/packing materials. $75 for all. Large and extra large houseplants, healthy, potted. Too large for new home. $20-$25/each. 802288-9358, evenings. MOVING SALE! 6/9-6/10, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. Many items incl. furniture, clothes dryer, girls’ clothes, household items, sports, books, TV, DVD player and more. 12 Green Dolphin Dr., South Burlington. NAVY BLUE COUCH, 1 year old, great condition. Paid $400, will sell for $200/OBO. 802-309-8943. OAK DINING ROOM TABLE w/4 chairs. Very good condition. Asking $350/OBO. 802-238-0926. OFFICE FURNITURE: Desk, 3’x6’ excellent shape, $250. Credenza, 20”x6’ excellent shape, $150. Horizontal file cabinet, 3-drawer, $50. 2-drawer file cabinet, $25. Long bookcase, 33” high, 99” long, $25. Computer stand, $25. 802-879-1681. PINE BUNK BEDS: W/railing and ladder, inner spring mattresses incl. $150. Cash only. Call 802-734-1987. PING PONG TABLE, standard playing size, good shape, w/paddles, etc. $50. 802-355-3425. PINK RAZOR, $200/OBO. Brand new original box and charger!
Bluetooth headset, $100/OBO. Brand new comes w/charger. Pink ipod mini, $150/OBO. Comes w/computer charger and original box. Call Alex, 802498-4089. PROFORM ELLIPTICAL/RECUMBENT bicycle. In good condition. $100/OBO. 802-324-5065. QUEEN MATTRESS and box spring. 1 year old. Very clean. Best offer. Delivery if needed. 802-879-0815. QUEEN PULL OUT sleeper. Moving. Must sell. Good condition. $135/firm. 802-238-6449. I can email photo. QUEEN-SIZE IKEA wood bed frame, $145, queen-size mattress $35/OBO. 530-545-0313. QUILTING/CRAFT BOOKS: Various titles, values to $40 each. Please call 482-6632 or email: quarkvt@yahoo.com. RECORDS: 50 used hip-hop records. $4-$7/each. From Aesop to Mr. Lif to DJ Crush. 802354-8634. RED TEAM CANADA, 2006 Olympic jersey. #26 signed by Martin St. Louis. Never worn, still has tags on it. $300/OBO. 802-370-1332. REFRIGERATOR: Office/studio size, 19” cube, brown, make Avanti. Working, excellent condition, $25. Call 802-655-4365. REFRIGERATOR W/FREEZER: Magic Chef, black, 4.5 cu. ft. 32” tall, two shelves w/storage compartment. Excellent working condition, ± 3 years, $95/OBO. Dave, 802-985-1491. RESTAURANT AND RETAIL store stuff. Retro-style café/bistro tables, wood shelf, custom wood, wall mount shelving. Call for prices and further info, 802-859-3467. RIDING BOOTS: Worn only twice, excellent condition. Women’s size 10. Original price, $125, sell $50. Men’s size 11. Original price, $145, sell $50. Call 233-2867. ROYAL 482CX cash register. Great for small businesses. Display, 20 departments, cash drawer, PLUs. $100. Call 802899-1330. RUG/QUILTING loom w/stand. Made in Brazil. Please call 4826632 or email quarkvt@yahoo. com. SANUS SPEAKER STANDS, originally $60/each, selling for $35/each. Excellent condition. Set of four, perfect for 5.1 surround satellite speakers. 802272-6401. SEARS KENMORE AIR CONDITIONER: Never out of box. 8000 BTU’s, electronic controls w/remote, power saver setting, 12-hr. on/off timer. Insulation kit included. Will deliver. New, $265, sell $225/OBO. 598-8736. SEWING MACHINE w/detailed decorative cabinet. 40s era. Estate furniture. Must sell. $350. Call 802-862-5588. SKATEBOARD 28, Variflex California kids, brand new, never used. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. SLEEPING BAG, adult mummy bag, yellow, brand new, $20. Youth snorkel, brand new, $10. Please call. 802-862-8758. SNOW BLOWER: Toro 622 power throat throw, electric start, $575. 862-1642. SNOWBOARD, 2003 Ride Vista 150, women’s. Used only 3 times, great condition. $250. Also have 2003 Burton Boots size 6.5, will sell for $100. Prices are neg. 802-578-3095. SOFA, 88”, clean, beautiful, Vermont-made. $300. Must sell. 802-863-4098. SOLID CHERRY COMPUTER DESK, desk w/hutch. 4’W, 6’ H, 6”, desk- 30” D. 2’. Like new, listed for $2100, asking $1100. Charlotte, 425-4597. SOLID PINE 6 side-by-side drawer dresser w/mirror. $95. You pick up. 802-863-3930. SOLID PINE HUTCH, $450. Two pine end tables, $75/each. Side server $350. All in very good condition. Estate furniture. Must sell. 802-862-5588. SOMBRERO: Authentic beautiful red velvet Mariachi hat and straw sombrero. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.
SPEAKERS, two Yamaha 500 w. One crate 1400 amplifier. Turn table stand. Ortofone black needles. 802-345-8634. TALL AND LOVELY antique oak armoire, $850. Solid oak stereo equip/TV center w/leaded glass doors and storage drawers, $150. Twin futon w/cover and frame, $75/OBO. 802-655-6267. TELEVISION AND WOOD STAND: Good working condition. $100 for both TV and stand. Call 802-734-6388. THREE RUBY RING w/four tiny diamonds, size 7. $50. 802863-9275. TILE/METAL garden bench. White w/lavender floral tiles. Fair condition. $40. 802-660-3724. TREK LIQUID 25., 2004: 17.5, gray/black, full suspension, disc brakes, like new. Only used 6 times due to injury. Asking $1250/OBO. 802-734-8880. TWO CAR SEAT COVERS: Genuine lambskin. Silver gray. $35. 951-2543. VERIFONE CREDIT card machine/printer. Perfect for any business! $125/OBO. Call Kathy, 802-878-2225. VICTORIAN EASTLAKE upholstered parlor settee w/carved walnut frame. Good condition. $950/OBO. Other estate antiques also avail. Call Kathy, 802878-0225. VINTAGE 50S, 2 chairs $50/OBO, lamp, $35. Krups expresso maker, $20. Older univega bicycle, $25. Doug or Kim, 802-985-3082. VINTAGE WEDDING DRESS, 1940s, small train, cream satin, size 4, 34 B, 5’6-5’11. Comes w/custom veil (non vintage). Gorgeous! Excellent condition. $299/OBO. 802-859-3467. WASHER AND DRYER: $120 for GE washer and get free Kenmore dryer. 802-846-7995. WASHER AND DRYER, stackable, works perfect, $315. Fish tanks, 55 gal. and 40 gal., one is set up for salt water. Comes w/everything, even the fish. $500. Anthony, 802-922-4771. WATERFORD PROPANE stove/fireplace. Off-white, 10 years old, mint condition. $800/OBO. 802-658-4632. WET SUIT: Sleeveless, fits man, 5’8, 155 lbs. $25. Like new. 802951-2543. WHITE, PLASTIC patio furniture. Table and 5 chairs, umbrella plus stand $45 for all. 802238-6449. WICKER BEDROOM SET: Twin daybed, vanity and night stand table. White. Mattress optional. $110. 802-660-3724. WOOD STOVE: Morso air-tight, very efficient heat. Great for heating large spaces or entire home. Must sell, moving. Asking $250/OBO. 802-879-9422. WROUGHT-IRON and glass chandelier, from Pier 1, $25. TV, $20. Aiwa stereo, $25. Mattress and box spring, $100/OBO. 617549-2344. You pick up. Burlington. YARD SALE: Lots of baby stuff, several antiques, books, CDs, clothing and household items. June 10 and 11, 10am - 5pm, 442 North St., Burlington (between Willard and Prospect). ZIPP CARBON fiber wheels. 440 model, tubulars, cassette, bladed spokes. Speed weaponry for your bike. Wheel safe also. $250/all. 802-999-1177.
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GROWING YEARS PRESCHOOL in Colchester has limited openings for summer preschool program, and expanded preschool program for the fall. Degreed teachers, comprehensive curriculum, meals provided, large fenced playground. Please call Kim or Roseann, 802-652-4848. MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER father to provide summer child care for your 1-3 children and my 3-year-old daughter. Your home or mine. Burlington. Excellent references. 802660-3109.
VERMONT NANNY CONNECTION is now accepting applications for full and part-time nannies. Visit our website at www. vermontnannyconnection.com for an application and to view current positions.
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LOOKING FOR A DIFFERENT shopping experience? Come to Burlington’s oldest consignment store to buy men’s and women’s modern and vintage clothing, records, Levis, sunglasses, hair dye, belt buckles and so much more...Bring us your best consignment and we will give you store credit or $ as your items sell. Come to Battery Street Jeans to experience the most eclectic store on earth! 7 Marble Avenue. 802-865-6223. Open daily.
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COMPUTER SYSTEM. Selling $150/OBO. Compaq is the quality. Older model but in great shape. 802-862-6128. DELL 4600C, Pentium 4, 2.4 GhZ, 512 RAM, 40 GB hard drive, two years old. 17” flat panel LCD monitor, wireless keyboard, wireless mouse, speakers, subwoofer, Windows XP. $1000/OBO (a great deal!). 802-343-6824. DELL AXIM X5, 400 MHz pocket PC w/cradle and leather case, like new. $175. 802-878-5252. DELL DIMENSION 4500 w/Epson Stylus C62 printer, 17” monitor, keyboard, speakers, optical mouse, microphone, Pentium 4 CPU 2.00 GHz, 256 MB Ram, Microsoft XP Home Edition w/service pack 2. $600/OBO. 802-318-6736.
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SOLID GOLD exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor and fun-on-one shows or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-6581464. New talent welcome. VERMONT CASINO TOURS: Now booking 2006 summer tours. Atlantic City/Foxwoods Casino/Casino De Montreal (day trips). For information and reservations call Jim, 802-655-0409 or Annie, 802-655-4828.
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$$CASH$$ Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes, and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth - #1. 1-800-7947310. (AAN CAN)
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ESTEY FOOT PEDAL pump organ, circa 1900. Needs a little work. Made in Brattleboro. You pick up. 802-879-1681. FREE ALASKAN HUSKIES! Looking for good homes for our sled dogs. Our dogs are friendly, smart and make great companions. Visit www.dogsledvt.com or call 802-793-6220. FREE couch and love seat. You pick up. Would be great for camp. Waterbury Center. 802241-2456. FREE POOL TABLE: Used but in good shape, came w/my house. Don’t use it, don’t want it. Come and get it! Call Josh after 5 p.m. 802-288-9122. GE REFRIGERATOR, 21 cu. ft., 7 yrs. old, white, free if you pick up. 802-233-8988.
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LOST: Fuji disposable camera and binoculars Charlotte Beach bench 5/28. Irreplaceable photos. Reward offered. Sentimental value, please help us find this sad loss. 802-229-0591.
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5-PIECE DRUM SET, blue w/no brand name. Peavey hi-hats and stand. No throne. 802-922-4459, leave message.
ALVEREZ ACOUSTIC/ELECTRIC, (built in tuner) beautiful condition. Asking $500/OBO. Call 802-730-2101. AMPEG BASS CABS. $450/each or $800/pair. Excellent condition. Ampeg V4B bass head. $400. Excellent condition. 802598-6226 or nmares@gwu.edu. BOSS BR-1180 CD. Digital recording studio 10-track, mint condition. Built in CD/RW drive w/effects. $500/OBO. 802863-0237. CRATE GXT100 guitar amp. 2 pre-amp tubes. 12” Celestine speakers. Very reliable, and awesome sound! Has wheels. $200. Eric, 802-264-9004. DRUM SET: 7-piece w/Zildjan cymbal and top hat. Upgraded heads and stands. Nice set. $425. Call 802-899-4086. ELECTRIC/ACOUSTIC GUITAR: Handmade semi-hollow body by Craig Anderson. Handmade 12 pole PAF and under saddle peizo, cool ebony bridge. Awesome sound! $2000. Very good condition. 802-865-0028. EPIPHONE SHERATON semihollow bodied guitar. Plays great. W/hard shell case. $600. Call Mike at 802-324-1383. FENDER BASSMAN 200, 3 YO, 200 watt bass amp. Good condition and wasn’t used much. 802578-3438. GUITAR AND AUDIO equipment sale. Vintage, new, used resonators, guitars, mandolins, banjos, PA equip, power amps, Mackie mixer, misc. stuff. 802453-4933, vermontresophon ic@msn.com. IRISH DRUM from Galway. Like new! Excellent condition. Comes w/a case and beater. $100. 802-734-6388. MACKIE 1604 16-channel mixer. Mint condition. 16 mic and line inputs. Individual faders/ mute/solo. Manual incl. Lists for $999. Sell for $400/OBO. 802310-0927. MANDOLIN: Custom-made 2005 Weber Gallatin, F style, chocolate brown color, comes w/hard case. Must sell. Paid $2900, asking $2500. 802-370-1332. MUSICAL GEAR: 4x12 Peavey cabinet, made for electric guitar. This baby’s got some nice low end, and gets very loud. Selling for $100/OBO. 802-999-8862. ROLAND JX 305 GrooveSynth 61-key keyboard. Incredible hiphop drum sounds, samples, organ tones, 640 preset sounds. Records and loops. Manual incl. Buy it price on Ebay is $550. Will sell for $320/OBO. 802310-0927.
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CLASSICAL GUITAR LESSONS: Experienced guitarist of over ten years offers lessons in great classical technique. Also available in jazz, rock, blues, and folk styles. Call 802-373-8868. Affordable rates! DRUM LESSONS: Experienced working drummer and teacher now accepting new students. All styles and abilities welcome. Day/evening slots available through the summer. References avail. 802-658-6205 or steve@stevehadeka.com. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford, 864-7195.
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ATTENTION MUSICIANS: Interested in recording in a 24track studio? Historic saxphony studio in Rouses’ Point New York is offering the latest in digital technology, including Alesis HD 24 recorder and a DVX quantum 2 mastering processor. You get a package deal, 10-hour day in studio w/trained engineer and you’ll walk out the door with a master CD for the low price of $300. We have in-house drums, Fender and Marshall amplifiers, B3 Hammond organ with Leslie, etc. Interested? Call Marc Chapman, 518-297-3395.
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7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS COSMIC HILL project recording studio. Top-of-the-line equipment. Instrumentation and arrangements available. 30 years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166.
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EXPERIENCED BASS PLAYER avail. for gigs and session work. Especially interested in sitting in for upcoming Discover Jazz gigs. Email cfarnham_03@hotmail. com. Phone 802-578-9869.
FIND YOURSELF SCATTERED AND DISORGANIZED? Whether you’re a professional or managing a home and children, the benefits of creating a healthy, creative, and organized living space are boundless. Let home organizer and family management coach, Annie Downey, help you make over, deep clean and organize your home or work space. Free estimates and fabulous references. Call 802-3181700 today and get started on organizing your home!
4 musicians wanted KEYBOARDIST SEEKS working band. 20+ years pro experience. jazz/fusion, blues, R&B. dromeo@ gmavt.net. SEEKING DRUMMER for a metal band in Burlington. Must be reliable with own drum set. We will train. Contact carrion_metal@ hotmail.com or on myspace .com/carrionmetal. SINGER WANTED for progressive rock/metal band. Contact on myspace.com/mynewbrainband or my_new_brain@yahoo.com.
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CHANNEL 17/TOWN MEETING TV is searching for local video makers, activists and interested citizens willing to make community-based television programs. Contact Meghan, 862-3966 ext. 16, morourke@cctv.org, or visit www.channel17.org. DEFEND CIVIL RIGHTS. Become a Fair Housing Tester and help us to pursue justice for victims of housing discrimination. If you are at least 18 years of age, volunteer with us, the Vermont Fair Housing Council. Testers who
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17 YO MUSTANG mare, good trail horse, $500. Her complete tack and grooming supplies, $500. Good home only! 802363-5036. ADULT FEMALE bearded dragon w/75-gallon tank and entire setup $150, without tank $50/OBO. 518-727-7808, leave message. FERRETS: 2, 1-year-old male, 6month old female. Comes WANT TO TRADE new PC/ew/three-level cage plus all machine, 512mb for laptop, accessories (travel cage, toys, new/used. I will consider paying treats etc.). $200/all/OBO. Call extra. 802-363-4924. 802-343-2338. FREE: Wonderful, loving, gentle black Chow/Border Collie named Djengo. He’s five years old, GENERAL CONTRACTOR, AUTHORIZATION FOR great w/kids and off leash. We’re HANDYMAN 20 years 1x2-051006_R2.indd 1 SERVICE. 5/16/06 9:33:15 AMINCREASE IN TAXI FARES FOR moving. 802-309-2004. experience. Fences, outbuildings, SERVICE ORIGINATING AT KITTENS: Beautiful, 4 months additions, remodeling, bathBURLINGTON INTERNATIONAL old, male, Himalayan, $200. 3/4 rooms, kitchens, carpentry, AIRPORT Persian, 1/4 Maine coon. Born plumbing, masonry, wiring, CITY OF BURLINGTON 4/09, $275. 802-862-2022. renewable energy systems. Fully In the year Two Thousand Six LEOPARD GECKOS: Albino pair insured. Extensive references. Resolved by the City Council of $75, normal pair $100, tanger518-425-0094. the City of Burlington, as foline, 1 male, 3 females, $250. PAINTING SERVICE: For interior lows: Tanks and access. included for and single story exterior buildThat WHEREAS, the Bd. of all. 802-316-9448. ings. No job too small. Call for Airport Commissioners has recRAG DOLL KITTENS: free estimate. 802-318-2515. ommended that the minimum Registered. 13 weeks old. Seal WANT TO IMPRESS YOUR fare for taxi service originating tortie mitted female; seal mitted guests but can’t make a perfect at the Burlington International male; blue mitted female. martini? We can. Experience barAirport be increased to $8.50; Raised in a family setting. $550. tenders for hire. Casual to fine and WHEREAS, such recommen802-525-6277. dining. Intimate dinner parties, dation has been reviewed by the ROTWEILIER PUPS: Pure breed, wedding receptions and corpoCity Council Ordinance have mom and dad. All shots rate events. Please call Grace or Committee which has voted to and claws done. Ready 7/01. Eliza, 802-310-6014. refer the matter back to the City $500. Need dep. 802-882-1086. WILLIAM WARNER CUSTOM Council for final adoption; NOW, SIBERIAN PUPPIES FOR SALE: MASONRY: For all your masonry THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that $600. Born 4/03, racing pedineeds. Brick, block, stone, tile. the City Council does hereby gree. Parents are on site. Must Free estimates. Insurance claims approve an increase in such minhave loving and active homes. wanted. Fully insured. 802-353imum fare to $8.50 and also 482-3460. 5429 cell, 802-859-3408 home. reiterates the maximum fares TOY FOX TERRIER, female, AKC, will continue to be in accorall shots, 8 months old, great dance with the schedule dog. Needs good home. $500. approved by the Airport 802-655-3218. DO YOU HAVE a scuba suit in a Commission and made of record TWO FIXED 11 months male large? If you do let me know. in connection with this resolumin. Schnauzers, returned to Email at o.ray@mwt.net w/more tion. breeder, kids won’t take care of info. REQUEST FOR CONTRACTOR them. Permanent homes only. OLD COINS WANTED: Collector QUALIFICATIONS: $300. 802-872-5874, leave wants your old coins. 802Vermont Dental Care and message. 316-0066. Winooski Family Health YELLOW ACKIES, hatched 8/05, WANTED: Dresser or bureau 28” announce their intention to rennipped toes. $200/each. 802or narrower to fit through the ovate a portion of an existing 316-9448. very narrow doorway of my new building in Winooski, Vermont to bedroom. Cat, 802-922-2345 or serve as their new offices. The goatwoodward@gmail.com. contract value is estimated to be $450,000. General Contractors MODELS WANTED for artistic interested in submitting a bid and fashion projects. Excellent for the construction contract for opportunity for free portfolio BE PART OF THE VSO crew this this project must be prequaliand experience. Contact David summer and enjoy the show for fied. The successful bidder will Russell Photography, 373-1912, free! The VSO is searching for be required to provide a comemail rusldp@juno.com, website friendly volunteers to assist in plete package of general liability http://www.rusldp.com. the production of their 2006 TD insurance, property and operaBanknorth Summer Festival Tour tions insurance, Builder’s Risk concert, 7/04, Shelburne Farms. insurance and also be able to All are welcome! Duties incl. provide Labor & Material taking tickets, handing out proPayment and Performance bondgrams, general security, parking ing to at least $1,000,000. ART LESSONS with Rachael and much more. These largeTo learn more about the project Rice, professional, nationally scale events couldn’t happen and obtain a list of prequalificajuried artist. Improve your without your help. Please contion submittal requirements, drawing, painting, overall cretact Rebecca at 800-VSO-9293 please contact the Project ativity. $25-$30/hour, supplies ext. 11 or rebecca@vso.org. Architect: Northern Architects, included. 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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-6524636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. First Methodist Church. Contact Valerie, 233-8808. OVEREATERS ANON: 12 step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 78 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 863-2655 for more info. MEN’S GROUP: Meet one Saturday night each month in greater Burlingon area to play cards, order pizza and shoot the breeze. Drop in as you please. Call 879-0231. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www.together.net/cvana. SUPPORT GROUP for ExJehovah’s Witnesses. A group for people who have left or are thinking about leaving Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’re not alone. Angela, 598-2469. FIBROMYALGIA: Do you experience it? Would you like to be part of a support group? Contact: tobias25vt@yahoo.com or call 864-2613 box 423 to leave message. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257. SUPPORT GROUP FOR PARENTS of children with sensory challenges. Every other Friday beginning May 5th, 7 to 9 p.m., in Williston. For information, call Laurie at 864-6007. FATIGUE AND CHRONIC FATIGUE: Share your experiences and information, learn about effective protocols. John, 802-343-8161. THIRTEEN-WEEK SUPPORT GROUPS for women who are survivors of adult and or childhood sexual assault. Group will include a yoga component. Please contact Meg at 864-0555. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP: Open to members. New leadership. A forum for strength, humor and self-discovery. For information, call Emma at 802899-5418. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-8601417 x104 for information.
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. AlAnon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.Autism SupportDaily.com for more info. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:308:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS OF CHILDREN WHO HAVE SURVIVED CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center in conjunction with Family Connection Center offers a free, confidential, ten-week support group. Info, 802-8640555. PARTNERS OF CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVORS. Meet 4th Monday of month. R.U.1.2? Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., 6:30-8 p.m. Call Timberly, 310-3889 or email missmorpheus1@ yahoo.com for more info. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924.
4 automotive 2000 26’ TT Sunline T2570, $10500. Power hitch, awning, micro, air. 2001 Silverado 2500 HD, $13,500. 22 K, 2x4, reg. cab, cap, warranty. Both $23,000. 802-951-1770. $500 HONDAS FROM $500. More makes and models. Police impounds. For listings 1-800749-8104, ext. N222. ACURA INTEGRA, 1993: 5speed manual, 2-door hatchback w/sun roof. Excellent maintenance, good tires, fine shape. 143 K. $2500. 802-922-1690 or 658-2711. ACURA INTEGRA, 1997: Auto, 142 K. Clean interior and straight, rust-free body. Drives great. $2800/OBO. 802279-5849. AUDI, 1994: AWD, CS 100 sedan, loaded, blue w/gray leather, sun roof, heated seats, AC, Bose, 137 K, Thule bike/ski rack incl. $4500. 802-862-7929. AUDI A6 QUATTRO, 1995: 2.8 V6, 5-speed, power windows, locks and seats, sunroof. leather, heated seats and mirrors, Dark blue w/cream interior. 145 K. Books for over $5000, asking $3200, bought a truck need to sell best reasonable offer. 802316-2223. AUDI COUPE GT, 1987: Runs great, FWD, auto. Great gas mileage. Books for $2800, selling for $2000. Call Tom, cell 370-1174. BMW 318I, 1997: 109 K, 5speed, leather, sun roof, auto everything, traction control, Automaster maintained, kept in garage, new Parelli summer tires. $5900/neg. Call Angela at 310-6719. BMW, 325 XI, 2001: AWD, sport wagon, all premium options (w/auto). Mom’s ultimate driving machine is now avail.! Tenacious grip, optimum traction, only 37,300 miles. She no longer needs this garaged car. $23,500 incl. 4 “new” winter. 802-863-4366. Clean title, carfaxed. Looks and drives beautifully. BMW 328 IC, 1997: 65 K, dark blue, tan leather, auto, AC, cc. $13,999/neg. 802-658-7132. BUICK LESABRE LIMITED, 1997: A true gem. 53 K original miles, a must see and drive, all options, economical V6, 30 mpg hwy. $5900/OBO. 802-434-7228. BUICK RIVIERA, 1990: Lowered price to $400, moving, must sell, this deal is unbeatable, solid car that needs a little work, could be a moneymaker for you. Call Scott, 814-490-5173 for details. BUICK ROADMASTER, 1994: Runs great, needs minor exhaust and brake work. $500. 802-8930469, leave message. 802-8930469. BUICK SPECIAL, 1963: 4-door, all original, 51 K, excellent driving condition, fair interior. Call for test drive. Tom, 434-4048. $2500/OBO. CHEVROLET MALIBU, 2000: V6, engine, auto, burgundy, AC, 130 K, good condition. 4 winter tires (new) inc. $2800/OBO. 802-310-5553. CHEVY CAVALIER, 2003: Sedan, 35 K, excellent condition. Son can’t afford payments. $6200. 802-868-3866. CLEAN CLASSIC CAR, 1966 Plymouth Fury III convertible. 318 dual exhaust. Great condition. Priced to sell, $3900. 802723-9806, leave message. COACHMAN POPUP, 1995: 12’ long closed. Sleeps 4-5, great condition. Incl. electric brakes, awning and screen room. Many features. $1900/OBO. 802434-7219. DODGE NEON, 1998: 4-door, great car! Must sell. $2600/OBO. Good tires, lots of new work (new battery, new head gasket, spark plugs etc.) Owned for 7 years, solid, reliable car, good condition, no rust. Call 802233-5368. EAGLE VISION TSI, 1994: 130 K, power everything, inspected. $2000. 802-893-0469.
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PONTIAC GRANDAM SE, 1997: SUBARU OUTBACK WAGON, FORD F-150 XLT, 1997: 14.5’ 1960’S fiberglass boat Blue, 5-speed manual, cruise, AC, 1999: Auto, 90 K, AC, ABS, Extended cab, off road 4x4. 166 w/40 HP motor. Needs work, ECLIPSE GS TURBO, 1997: power windows/doors, premium AWD, power windows, w/4 allK, (mostly highway). Remote good project boat. doesn’t incl. Moon roof, sub system, 18” sound, good condition. 4 snows weather and 4 studded snow starter, fiberglass cap, clean. trailer. Free local delivery. Can alloys, cat back, carb-fiber tails, incl. Books $2900, asking tires. Books $8500, sell for Inspected in April. Must sell. email pics. 802-734-1260. leather, other x-tra, great condi$2500/OBO. 802-881-8388. $7000/OBO. 802-655-0747. $6250/OBO. 802-578-6117. $250/OBO. tion. $6500. 802-893-2459. PORSCHE 914, 1970: Good TOYOTA CAMRY, 1988: It runs FORD F-150, 1998: White, 16’ CREST LINER, 70 hp FORD MUSTANG, 1982: 2-door, condition, except floor. Starts well but needs exhaust work. excellent condition,120 K, 5Evinrude, 7.5 Mercury ticker, no rust, 4 cyl., sun roof. Great and runs. Great project/parts car. Has some rust. $500/OBO. 802speed, new brakes, well maindown riggers, rafts, all set up for little car. Never driven in winter. $2500. 802-878-5252. 363-4924. tained. 802-865-8046. fishing or water skiing. $2495. $700. 802-865-2363. Complete package. Boat, motor, TOYOTA COROLLA CE, 2000: FORD RANGER XLT, 1999: Step FORD TAURUS GL, 1996: 105 trailer. 802-363-2160. Auto, 70 K, AC, power side, black, auto, toolbox incl. K, 4-door, just inspected. Power windows/locks. Great gas Performance intake. CD/tape 2002 TROPHY CENTER console locks, power windows, ABS (4mileage! Good condition. One deck. Need to sell, going to fiberglass boat, bimini top, wheel), runs great, clean. owner, zero maintenance issues, school. Very reliable. $7500. radios, 90 hp outboard engine, $1200/OBO. 802-318-6736. car will go and go! $5500. 802802-228-8964. depth finder, live well, skis and GEO PRIZM, 1995: 117 K, runs BUY ‘06 9-2X LINEAR 233-5247. tube! Asking $10,750. Leave FREE GAS w/your purchase of well and in good condition. message, 802-859-0970. VOLVO, 1987: Manual, workthis 1997 Ford Ranger XLT, 4WD, Silver or Blue • AWD Asking $1200/OBO. Call Bridget, horse, incl. 4 studded snow tires. 99 K, w/cap, runs great. $3500. BOAT HOIST: Shorelander, 5000 Cold Weather Package 802-644-8985. $850. 802-598-6226 or 802-864-5949. lb. capacity. Electric lift. $1700. GOOD CONDITION: Red w/gray LIST PRICE: $24,310 nmares@gwu.edu. 802-985-3930. interior. 105 K. AWD, auto, VOLVO TURBO 850, 1996: 176 PS/PL/PW, new AC, CD, K. Black. Mint. Leather, sun roof, Hakkapeliitta tires, reliable heated seats, fully loaded, new car. No mechanical problems or paint, winter package, roof rack. rust. Make offer. 802-660-7098. If you feel , your creditors are Asking $5500/OBO. 802-310HONDA ACCORD, 1996: My 0345. name is Winnie and I will be on your , you VOLVO V-70, 2002: Wagon, sadly missed but my owner is light gray. Every power option, moving and can’t take me. I’m have a of debt, you sunroof, leather heated seats, automatic, in great condition Looking for a SAAB? hidden child booster seats. Free w/115 K and have my records. need a vehicle that your needs, crosswaysaab.com warranty to 50 K. 40K miles. Asking $3000/OBO. Call 508Perfect cond. $17,500. 802Barre-Montpelier Road 728-7024. then call the AR 425-2175. HONDA ACCORD LX, 1992: 800.639.4095 • 802.223.9580 VOLVO WAGON 245 DL, 1978: Sedan, white exterior, blue inteEuro green! Runs great, tons of rior, 4-door, 5-speed, A/C, SAAB 9-3, 2001: Immaculate new parts, all receipts. $1200/ inspected thru 2/07. Great gas condition, blue, 5-door, 55 K. 4:37:04 PMOBO. jaimelynne@gmail.com or 1 6/5/06 mileage, single owner, all service1x3c-crosswaysaab060706.indd Preowned certified. Transferable 802-598-2516. Steve Lehr, 658-1111 or records. 206 K. Some rust but 100 K extended warranty. Alloy VW CABRIO CONVERTIBLE, generally good condition. 1-800-660-0618 / 24 Hours summer tires, winter tires, roof 2000: Silver w/black top, 46 K, $1300/OBO. Call Beth, 802Call Tom, 434-2849. incl. rack heated seats, CD, excelcruise, Apply online at www.shearerfreshstart.com 734-8614. $12,500. lent condition, Sirius opt. HONDA ACCORD WAGON, SAAB 9-3 SEDAN, 2003: Silver, $12,500. Call 802-578-8749. All you need is a valid driver’s license, 1992: 114,780 miles, AC, loaded, sun roof, auto, OnStar, VW GOLF, 1996: 103K, 5-speed, verifiable proof of income & $500 cash or trade. AM/FM. Set of snow tires incl. 29 K. Garaged in the winter. Call 4-door, AC, moon roof, two sets Many makes & models available. $2000/OBO. 802-865-5245. 802-773-4118. wheels/tires, new winters, great HONDA CIVIC, 1995: VTEC SAAB 9-5, 1999, auto., sedan, on gas. $3000/OBO. Call Joel, engine swap, 76 K on engine. 143K miles, winter package, 802-839-0283 Headers, exhaust, intake, short alloy wheels, leather, sun roof, VW GOLF GL, 1989: Well mainshifter, many more extras. Very loaded, inspected w/clean title. tained, gets fantastic gas 1675 Shelburne Road, South Burlington strong, some rust, minor work Asking $5750. 655-9479, leave mileage, 5-speed, new clutch, needed. $1300. 347-403-2658. message or email sikter@ new tires, new exhaust, new HONDA CIVIC HYBRID, 2003: gmail.com. shocks, new rotors, snows incl. 38-52 mpg. 42 K, white/tan RANGER XLT, 2002: Very good CANOE: Grumman canoe, 17’ SAAB 900, 1998: 57 K, auto, Leave message, 802-434-7228. interior, CD, air, power. Asking condition, 1AC, towing package, aluminum. Good condition. multi CD, great condition. Asking $1200/OBO. 3.25x4-shearer.indd 5/24/06 3:16:59 PM $15,000. Call Katie 802-9224X4. Can be seen at $400. Call 802-793-6220 tires, new Asking $5500. Call 802-878-2727. JETTA, 1996: leather VW Green, 2144. Route 15 Getty in Essex. $9500. or email info@dogsledvt.com. SAAB SE TURBO, 1997: 4-door, int., PW, 5-speed, 121 K, winter HONDA PRELUDE, 1998: 5INFLATABLE PONTOON fishing loaded, heated black leather tires incl. Lot’s of new parts. speed, full body kit, cat back boat. 300 lb. max. 7’ pontoons, seats, silver exterior, sun roof, $1500/OBO. 802-878-9322. exhaust, CD, pop-up door, very oars, flipper, stadium seating. CD, great shape. 152 K. Asking VW JETTA GL, 1998: 4D, 5good condition. $4900/OBO. Great for fly-fishing ponds and $4000/OBO. Call 241-1415 days, speed, AC, Thule roof rack, 119 AKRO SCOOTER, 2004: Street 802-860-7160. small lakes. $150. 802864-7391 nights. K, runs great. $3200. Great gradlegal, inspected, registered, in INFINITI I30, 2001: Perfect 288-2544. SATURN WAGON, 1995: Hunter uation gift. 802-985-8731. new condition. Only 151 miles. condition luxury sedan, well LARSON 213 ESCAPE, 2000: AM/FM, cass, auto, AC, green, VW JETTA GL, 1998: Black, Color silver/black. $1000/firm. maintained, sun roof, power Less than 100 hours, mint condidriver and passenger air bag, PL. auto, 156 K, AC, Thule rack, new 802-658-4197. everything, new summer and tion, great family boat, asking Very good cond. Reliable! Runs brakes and struts. Runs great! 2 HARLEY DAVIDSON FATBOY winter tires. Only $15,800. 802$18,000. This is a great buy! great! Many more miles left! sets of tires. Moving to Oregon, FLSTFI, 2003: 8K. 100th Ann. 863-4881. Call 802-878-2727. 802-999-4690. $1200/OBO. Must sell. Steal at $2200/OBO. Ed. Many extras. Excellent cond. JEEP WRANGLER, 1997: V6, SAILBOAT: 19’ fiberglass sloop SUBARU FORESTER L MODEL, Call 802-522-0965 $15,500. 802-578-5696. great condition. $5500. 802w/full cabin, stove and two 2000: Mint condition. Fully VW JETTA GLS TDI turbo HARLEY WIDEGLIDE, 1986: 865-2815. beds. Trailer, 4 hp outboard and loaded, 5-speed, 77 K. $9000. diesel, 50mpg, FL/SC car, 5Excellent condition, $7500/OBO. MAZDA MIATA, 1996: Sunny dingy incl. Needs work. $1000. Call Kingdom at 802-318-5471. alloys, blue, roof, moon speed, 518-569-4605. days are here again! Black, 802-434-3004. SUBARU IMPREZA, 1996: superb care, adult owned. HONDA CBR60RR, 2004: excellent condition. Runs well. SEA TOURING KAYAK: Beautiful Black, 5-speed, AWD, AC, 158 K, Showroom condition. $16,500. Custom seat, custom tail light, 5 85 K, 30 mpg. $7500. 802fiberglass kayak made by Necky. some rust, but runs beautifully. www.fruitlands.net/tdi, 802-426K. Good condition. $5900/OBO. 864-5949. $1800. Call 802-482-3585. Incl. 4 Hakkapeliitta studded 3889 vwtdi@fruitlands.net. 802-860-7160. MAZDA MX-6, 1989: Runs snow tires on extra rims. Rebuilt SUNFISH SAILBOAT w/mast, VW PASSAT GLS WAGON, HONDA VALKYRIE TOURER GL strong, 1.6l engine, good title. $750. Call 802-985-1331. tiller, board. Needs repair, fiber1999: 67 K, 5-speed, black, 1500, 1999: 24,000 miles, trans/clutch. Newer tires (less glass kit incl. Only $100. Call SUBARU IMPREZA SPORT Alpine, power sun roof, Sirius, condiExcellent black & chorme, than 1 yr). 120 K. Has bad 802-860-9576. WAGON, 1998: Moving, must new inspection and tires. Looks tion. $7000. 635-7166 frame, for rebuild or parts. sell! 121 K. Reliable. good, runs awesome! $7500. HONDA VTX-C, 2002: 1800 cc $300/OBO. 802-899-3972, leave $3900/OBO. 802-272-6401. 802-999-8303. real nice. Silver, new tires, windmessage. SUBARU LEGACY, 1993: AWD, VW PASSAT GLS WAGON, shield, backrest. Just inspected MERCURY GRAND MARQUIS, 167 K, needs new brakes and 1999: All black, 1.8T, 5-speed, DODGE DAKOTA, 1999: 4 x 4, ready to go. $7000/ OBO. John, 1988: 4-door. V-8. Valid state some TLC. Asking $500. As is. 106 K, air, cruise, leather, heatextended cab, V8, auto, 145 K, 802-864-3412. inspection through 12/06. 149 Call Jon, 802-872-9369. ed seats, alloy wheels, moon white. Moving. Must sell. KAWASAKI ZZR-600, 2005: K. Perfect interior, excellent SUBARU LEGACY, 1999: 5roof, 32 mpg, clean, runs mint. $3500. Call 802-522-0979. Silver, 15 K, excellent condition. exterior. White. Almost no rust, speed wagon. Beautiful car, safe $5200. 802-868-4186. FORD EXPLORER SPORT, 1995: New tires. Great touring bike. no body damage. $700/OBO. and dependable in winter, sun VW PASSAT TURBO WAGON, 4WD, 130 K. Extra snow tires $4500/OBO. Call 899-3689. Email 802-660-0653. roof/AC in summer. Rack, alloy 2004: Dark silver, only 28 K, incl. Inspected thru ‘06. Blue bturcot@yahoo.com. NISSAN MAXIMA SE, 2000: wheels, Anniv. Ed., 108 K. warranty. super clean, under Book Value $3075, asking MOTORCYCLE, 1985, SUZUKI Excellent condition, low miles, $5000. 813-624-3073. Fully loaded! KBB for $25,000. $2000/OBO. Call 802-318-6374. GS450, 18 K, new chain, brakes. good gas mileage. Power mirrors, SUBARU LEGACY SEDAN L, Asking $19,000. 899-3429 or HONDA PILOT, 2004: 16 K, like Runs great. $900. 849-6185. windows. Remote entry. Great 1998: Good condition. Red 343-7975. new. Fully loaded, DVD, maroon NINJA 500R, 2001: Like new, driving car! 2 sets of tires. w/gray interior. 106 K. AWD, exterior, tan leather interior. low mileage. $2400. 802Asking $7300. Call 238-4708. auto w/power steering/locks/ DVD, 3rd row seating. Great for a 233-9737. OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2001: windows, AC, Pioneer CD. larger family. $25,900, make an YAMAHA XJ 600 SECA II, V6, auto, power everything, CD, $3200/OBO. 802-660-7098. offer! Call Irene, 802-985-1325 1992: 13500 black. New chain CEDAR CREEK SILVER BACK, 114 K, incl. studded snow tires. 1997, OUTBACK, SUBARU blue or email irenes@vtbear.com. sport demons, Pirellis tires. and Immaculate 2004: w/slideout. Needs new power-steering pump. w/ roof rack, A/C, cruise, power JEEP CHEROKEE, 1989: 65 K, great shape with K+N and more. condition. NS/pets. Rear living $3900/OBO. Call Amy 802doors, locks, etc. Dual airbags, AC, 4WD, very clean, 4-door, $1500/OBO. 802-775-1696. room, queen-size bed. $20,900/ 318-6046. ABS. Looks good and runs great! auto, just inspected. $3400/OBO. YAMAHA YZ 125, 2001: Dirt OBO. 802-893-4684. 802OLDSMOBILE REGENCY $4500. 802-578-7766. 802-865-2363. bike never raced, black metal 236-8205. BROUGHAM, 1990: 3800-V6, SUBARU OUTBACK, 2003: JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, Mulisha plastics, also have origiCHEVY HONEY, 1985: Class C, auto, med. sapphire blue, Excellent condition, low miles, 1994: Leather interior, loaded, nal blue plastic. Many extras. 62 K, AC/heater, sleeps 6, in leather, fully-loaded luxury, brand new tires, new Thule rack 150 K. $3000/OBO. 802-651$1600/OBO. Call 802-865-4854. great shape. $6500/OBO. 802maintained immaculately, incl. Call 802-233-7659. 9747 ext. 105. 893-6296. garaged, absolutely clean SUBARU OUTBACK SW LIMITJEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LAREthroughout, only 60 K. $2300. ED, 2002: AWD, black, 5-speed, DO, 1995: 4WD, runs great, Call 802-660-2099. leather, heated seats, CD, new power windows, seats, towing 13’ WOOD/FIBERGLASS canoe, PONTIAC GRAND PRIX, 1994: tires, sun roof. A great clean hitch, new tires, 188 K. $2000. great condition, must see to Needs some work. Motivated reliable car. 54 K. $15,500 802-223-8636. appreciate. $800/OBO. 802DODGE DAKOTA QUAD CAB, seller $700/OBO. Call Jill, 802(below book). 802-578-9093. LAND ROVER DISCOVERY, 734-8310. 2000: SLT, PS, PL, PW, CC, Leer 236-1705, leave message. 1999: Blue, safe, loaded, dual cap, running boards, 56 K, transsun roofs, tan leather interior, ferable power train warranty cruise, heated seats, 13 K, Best 2008/80000. $10,500. 802offer. 802-879-0815. 864-5616.
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NISSAN PATHFINDER 4x4, 1995: 133 K, maroon. Very good tires. Very clean inside. Minimal rust. Could use a little TLC here & there but runs, drives very good the way it is. KBB $2700, asking $1975. 802279-2142. NISSAN PATHFINDER SE, 2002: 4WD, leather, CD, running boards, summer/new winter tires, 67 K, Excellent condition. $14,999/OBO, make an offer! Call 802-524-7627 or jlyford@earthlink.net. TOYOTA 4 RUNNER, 1998: SR5, 105 K, auto, roof rack, tow package, leather, CD, sun roof, alloys, dark green, very clean! $9400/OBO. 802-318-7656. TOYOTA RAV 4, 1997: Silver, AWD, 5-speed, 97 K. Great working condition. $2950/OBO. 802865-0293.
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(4) COOPER COBRA, P195/50R15 radial GT tires mounted on chrome alloy rims. Off a Honda Accord. Very good condition. $160 for all. 802847-0387. FOLD DOWN SEAT for Volvo wagon, like new condition. Great for kids. $300/OBO. Call Derek, 802-951-1810. GREAT CONDITION SNOW TIRES! 95/65 R15, set of four, used only 3 months. Asking $250. Great bargain. Call Renee, 802-454-7303. SNOW TIRES: 195 60 R15. 4 Semperit Direction Grip. Good condition. At least one more winter left in ‘em. 802-318-0923 or cjm135@yahoo.com. SNOW TIRES: Blizzak WS50 P185/70R14 (for Subaru Legacy), $175. Used only 6 K. Matthew, 802-338-7421. SUMMER TIRES: Set of 4 Continental Conti Touring tires, 205/60R15 in excellent condition. $150. Call 802-864-6667. THULE ROOF RACK for cars w/out rain gutters. Add attachments for bikes, kayaks, etc. $95. Also available for $35—fit kits for 2000-04 Nissan Maxima, 2002-06 Toyota Camry. 802238-4708. TIRES: 2 Bridgestone Weatherforce All Season, P185/ 70R14. Both for $50. Used only 1 year (16.5 K). 802-372-5879. TIRES: 2 each, Uniroyal Tiger Paw P205/70R15; Nordman 185/65R14 86T; Power King 185/65R13; and 185/70R13 steel belted radials. All very good condition. $10. 802-847-0387. TRUCK CAP: Came off of a 2000 Toyota Tacoma, green, excellent condition. $500. 802-372-5561. TRUCK CAP to fit early 90’s Ford. Blue fiberglass. Nice shape. Must sell! $125. Call 802899-4086. WINTER TIRES: 4 mounted, balanced Cooper Weather Master, 205/60 R16. Used 1 season. $150. 802-893-6916. YAKIMA PLATINUM Pro 16s roof box. All-new, design has high-gloss automotive finish. Dual side openings. Triple-latch security. $275/OBO. 802578-2199.
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CHRYSLER TOWN AND COUNTRY MINIVAN, 1997: Loaded. Well maintained. Great condition. 94 K. New snows. Built-in child car seats. Book $6200. Sell for $4500. 802-864-0793. DODGE GRAND CARAVAN, 1999: 3.8L, V6, AWD, 139 K. $3200/neg. Call John at 802985-5388. DODGE GRAND CARAVAN, 2003: 61 K. Very good condition w/new tires, Asking $8500. Call 802-922-2712. KIA SEDONA VAN, 2003: Equipped w/VMI Elite scooter/wheelchair lift, hand controls, keyless entry and load’n’Go auto hatch opener. Excellent condition. 14,900 miles. $16,999. Please call 802482-6632.
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Peaceful country setting yet close to Burlington. Owner occupy unit has stairs to unfinished attic with 430 sq. ft. available for expansion.$359,900
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This home has been lovingly cared for inside & out. South western exposure in living/dining area & master bedroom add to the comfortable interior space.Wood fireplace. Double hung windows in master to accomodate a/c unit. Oversized back deck.$235,000
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Enjoy your summer at the beach and not fixing up this charming cape! Located in desirable neighborhood and minutes from downtown, this home boasts, original wood trim and oak hardwood floors, updated kitchen, and a large backyard for entertaining!
Why rent when you can own your own home for about the same monthly payment? Great 2 bedroom starter home minutes to Burlington and the lake. Call now because at this price it won’t last long! $170,900
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1850’s village home on 1.77 acre lot.This charming home is large yet cozy. 4BR, 2 baths, formal dining room and 2 living rooms. Other features include hardwood floors, woodburning fireplace, covered porch and small barn. $434,900
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Large family home on corner lot. 2300 sq. ft. 4 bedrooms, 1-1/2 baths. Natural woodwork, window seats and built-ins. Newer kitchen & 1st floor laundry. Porch with seasonal lake views. In-ground pool, and detached garage. $339,900
Neat and clean, 2 or 3 bedroom ranch home. Newly remodeled kitchen, central A/C, mudroom with large pantry. Large deck with awning overlooking fenced back yard. Finished family room in basement with hot tub, entertainment area with bar. Garage. $219,000
Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 Georgianstyle former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens.
Year round waterfront living! Canal front 3 bedroom home with great lake views and common ownership on the beach! Extensively renovated, this home is ready to move into. $197,500
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2 BR, 2 BA 1st floor condo. Ski to your door and enjoy the mountain views.Wood fireplace, built-ins, ceramic tile, wonderful spot! $149,900
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New Downtown Waterfront Listing! Cool, funky and eclectic condo, on Burlington’s waterfront. These unique flats are in just the world’s most awesome location, and this top floor unit has central A/C to go with those fantastic views. Call to arrange an appointment today. $249,900
Only 2 left! Join the urban movement! Live near dwtn in these beautifully renovated condos - new plumbing, electric, appliances, paint, flooring and more. Affordable, chic, and eclectic.Ask about no money down options.$149,900 and $175,000
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Wonderful Garrison Colonial in quiet, upscale neighborhood. 2160 SF with 3 BR, 2.5 Bth. Large eat-in kitchen, traditional living room and dining room, new rugs and flooring with many recent updates. Partially finished basement, 2 car attached garage with large private yard. Move-in ready and priced right at $309,900
Home awaits new family!
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Call Curtis Trousdale Chenette Real Estate 802-233-5589 • www.trousdalehomes.com
Spacious 1680 SF home offering 3 BR & 2 full baths. You’ll love the brand new carpets. Updated appliances, windows & siding. Brand new skirting, well & septic. Private 1 acre lot within 6 min. of Rte 7.You won’t be disappointed. New Price $149,900
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Spacious tri-level Ridgewood condo. Premium end unit with 3 BR and 1.5 Bths, 2nd floor laundry. Great deck off 1st floor, finished walk-out basement w/patio. 1 car gar. w/additional parking. Features new stainless appliances, wood fireplace, sound proof music room. Only $275,000 w/$3000 cash back. Call Barb Trousdale Chenette Real Estate 802-233-5590 • www.trousdalehomes.com Directions:Ridgewood condos, 6 Concord Green off of Swift Street.
Butler Farms. Beautiful 4 BR corner lot with sparkling new kitchen, vaulted ceilings, sunroom and master suite.$524,900
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Like New Lancaster Condo! Wonderful 1174 SF floor plan is bright and open with 9’ ceilings. Features 2 BR & 2 Bths. Master BR w/ walk-in closet & private bath. Low fees incl. heating, hot water, air con. & trash. Dogs & cats allowed. Wash/Dryer incl. Underground parking. Priced right at $229,900 Call Curtis Trousdale Chenette Real Estate 802-233-5589 • www.trousdalehomes.com
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SPACEFINDER 4 for sale BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom cape in quiet neighborhood in the New North End. Hdwd, new kitchen, bathroom, windows and roof. Large, fenced-in backyard w/patio, perennial/vegetable gardens, garden shed. Three minute walk to bike/beach. $229,000. 802-264-9019. BURLINGTON: Apple Tree Point, 83 Cumberland Road end unit. 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath condo. Fireplace, new carpet, paint, appliances, water heater, furn. 1550 sq.ft, attached garage. Pets OK. Bike path, beach/pool close. $274,900. Open house 6/11, 1-4 p.m. Maura, 508353-4449. BURLINGTON: Appletree Point condo, 149 Cumberland Rd. $279,900. 3-bedroom, 3-bath, master bedroom, bath and laundry on first floor. Bright, sunny end unit. Fieldstone fireplace. Central vac., cathedral ceilings in dining room and LR. Beautiful neighborhood w/lake/beach rights. Patio/pool/tennis, near bike path. Attached 1-car garage. Pets OK. Open house every Sunday, 1-4 p.m. 802660-8003. BURLINGTON: Gorgeous New North End condo on bike path. Desirable sunny first floor 2bedroom, 2-bath end unit. $269,900. Visit www.9claire pointe.com. BURLINGTON: Stylish, city living w/large yard, lake views. Completely updated/remodeled duplex. Easy convert to single family. New kitchens, baths. Walk to downtown and waterfront. $359,900. 802-373-7435. COLCHESTER: Charming, renovated 3-bedroom, 1-bath farmhouse. New kitchen, bead board dining room, all fresh paint. Huge yard, 2 detached garages. $226,000. 802-355-7148. COLCHESTER: Severance Rd., ranch on .41 acre, 3-bedroom, 2.75-bath, kitchen, living room, dining room, mud room, den w/fireplace. Finished walk-out basement w/family room, kitchenette, office, laundry room, storage room. Paved driveway, deck, attached 2-car garage and outside shed. Lots of storage spaces. $304,000. 802879-5256. ESSEX: 29 Prescot St. 3-4 bedroom, 2 fireplaces, 1 3/4-bathroom, 2-car garage, fully applianced kitchen. Plenty of storage Hot water oil heat. Large 3/4 acre lot, very private, dead-end St. Open house Sunday, 6/12, 12-5 p.m. $235,000. 802879-6709. HINESBURG: 2-bedroom mobile home, in Mountain View Park. $24,900. 802-482-6128. JERICHO: 44 Browns Trace Rd. $374 K. Flexibility w/options. Five acres w/mountain views, woods, open fields, brook. 2unit converted farmhouse, a one-family ranch and detached barn provides the owner w/an option of converting the twounit farmhouse into a one-family dwelling w/existing, separate house for in-laws. Convenient location, proximity to schools, country living provides an optimal place to raise a family. Existing 3-unit dwelling configuration can generate $2200/mo. rental income. A perfect fixerupper. 10 min. to I-89/Essex, 25 min. to Burling-ton. Call Jim, 802-310-7287. S. BURLINGTON: Grandview Condo, 960 sq. ft., 2-bedroom, 1-bath townhouse. Gas heat and HW. New flooring, W/D, roof and vinyl siding. Low association dues. $150,000. 802-878-0280. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cardinal Woods condo. $175,000. Great location. Many recent upgrades. All appliances, tile, Andersen windows and slider. Carport. 802-310-5324. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Treetop condo, 2-bedroom flat, first floor, good condition, quiet culde-sac location, pool, tennis courts, carport, motivated seller. $158,000. 802-434-3749.
VERGENNES: Newly renovated 2-bedroom located in Country Commons. $189,000. Pre-qualified buyers only. http://country commons1b.homestead.com. Leave message at 802-877-2010.
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BURLINGTON: Paid roommate sought to share spacious 2-bedroom, 2nd floor apt. near waterfront park. Earn $12,000/year providing minor support around living skills such as healthy eating and household chores. This artistic 19 YO man is looking for a NS person who has a sense of humor and will be fun to live with. Off-street parking, on bus line, no pets and year long commitment. Call Chris Gillespie, 802-652-2165 to learn more. HUNTINGTON: Strong and happy for 94 years, woman seeks mature female to live w/her in country home on 60 acres. Assist w/dinner meal preparation 4 nights a week in exchange for no rent and private bath and room. Call HomeShare Vermont, 802-863-0274 or visit www.HomeShareVermont.org. EHO
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BARRE: 2-bedroom townhouse, $600/mo. ($700 if garage parking spot wanted, all utils. incl., new, clean, fully furnished, private room, bathroom, W/D, D/W. No kids, pets, smoke. 912674-2419. BOLTON VALLEY: Person to share house w/prof. M and cat. Private bedroom, bath, living, and entrance. $700/mo. + electric. Dan, 802-434-5240. BURLINGTON: A beautiful, sunny apt. avail. on North Union. $487.50/mo. + 1/2 utils. Hdwd, sun porch. NS/pets. Call 859-3416. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01, nice apt., South Willard. Sunny, clean, hdwd, big bedroom. NS/pets. Must be respectful and clean. $450/mo. + low utils. 802-355-5840. BURLINGTON: Female, NS, prof./student to share 2-bedroom apt. w/male. Nice apt. Decent neighborhood. On busline. $300/mo. 802-6583517. BURLINGTON: July and August only. Seeking replacement renter at “Extended Stay” residence with exceptional amenities/ views/furnishings. $1600/mo. 1317 Spear St. www.rickhub bard.org/ExtendedStays or 802864-3330. BURLINGTON: Redstone apt. Sublet/share w/male roommate, now - 8/26. Kitchen, living room, 2-bedroom, parking. $575/mo. +1/2 elec. Alex Calabi, acalabi@uvm.edu. 207542-3962. BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted to be 3rd person in quiet, clean 3-bedroom apt. on Flynn Ave. 20-29 YO male or female, pets maybe (we have 1 small dog). Call Meg, 802-324-7463. BURLINGTON: Seeking mature, compatible person to share beautiful 2-bedroom, 2-bath condo. Cathedral ceilings, fireplace, pool, W/D, etc. Very quiet, close to Oakledge Park/lake/bike path. $550/mo. + 1/2 utils. 802-951-2543. BURLINGTON: South End large bedroom in quiet 2-bedroom apt. $440/mo. + 1/2 utils. Heat, water, off-street parking, no dogs. Easy access to bike path/waterfront. W/D in house. NS. 802-999-6569. BURLINGTON: Three cookinggardening-art enthused housemates wanted for sunny, clean 4-bedroom urban farmhouse. Old North End. $500/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 7/01. Chris, 781307-8815. COLCHESTER: Roommate, M/F wanted to share cozy, 2-bedroom apt. NS/ND. Bi-friendly. $305/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call Valerie, 802-233-8808.
ESSEX JUNCTION: Male roommate for cozy furnished house in quiet rustic area. 3 mins. to IBM, 15 to Burlington. All inclusive. $475/mo. No pets. 802878-0684. HINESBURG: Farmhouse, beautiful country location. Clean, neat housemates looking for same. DSL, W/D. $295/mo. small room, $395/mo., large room, + 1/4 utils. 802-578-2795. JERICHO: Great pvt. place. 25 min. drive to Burlington. Looking for kind, clean & responsible individual. No pets. $350/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call to inquire, 862-2212 or 899-3244. MILTON: Gardening housemate to share farmhouse w/naturalist/writer and lab mix dog. $475/mo. incl. utils. 1-bedroom, $600/mo. for 2. Some work exchange possible. 8 min. to Exit 17. NS preferred. Laurie 802-893-1845 NORTHFIELD/MORETOWN AREA: Housemate to share country home. Long or short term. Summer. A fondness for dogs and horses appreciated. $400. 802-272-0104. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2 rooms in 3-bedroom 2-bath house. Seeking easygoing housemates (couple OK). Animal lover(s) preferred. Yard, deck, laundry, cable/Internet, garden, parking. $525/mo./each + 1/3 utils. 802318-7132.
Call the “Most Referred” Realtor! Jackie Marino 655-3377 x 223 SOUTH BURLINGTON: Housemate wanted to share 2bedroom, 2-bath condo. Avail. 6/01. $750/mo. + sec. + 1/2 utils. Heat, central AC, water incl. No pets. Exercise room. Parking. 802-598-5393. WILLISTON: One room available in 3-bedroom country home. $450/mo. + 1/3 utils. Avail. 7/01. Quiet profs., med. or grad students welcome. No dogs. Call 802-879-9946.
4 housing for rent APTS. FOR RENT: 1-3 bedrooms. $795/mo. - $1200/mo. Call Deneen at 802-864-2284. BOLTON: Cozy, 1-bedroom, end unit, updated throughout, mint condition, gas heat, parking, 25 mins. to Burlington, ski to lift, lease. Immed. opening. $825/ mo. 802-893-3507 or 802-3739999. BOLTON: Spacious slopeside 1bedroom apt. Hiking, biking, skiing, gas fireplace, new bathroom, porch, yard, great sunsets, 25 mins. to Burlington, pets OK. $800/mo. water and garbage removal incl. 802-434-6370. BOLTON VALLEY: 1-bedroom, trailside, completely renovated, furnished, gas heat, NS/pets. $850/mo. + utils. Year lease. Available now. 401-845-9220 or 802-434-5041. BOLTON VALLEY: 3-bedroom, trail side, completely renovated, furnished, gas heat, NS/pets. $1350/mo. + utils. Year lease. Avail. now. 401-845-9220 or 802-434-5041. BRISTOL: New studio, 25 mins. to South Burlington, 20 mins. to Middlebury. $500/mo., incl. heat/elec./water. Call 802453-5954. BURLINGTON: 1, 2 and 3-bedrooms. Near medical center/college. For more info call 802-8628553 ext. 201. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, heat, electric, water, incl. Off-street parking, on site laundry. Avail. 7/01. $800/mo. 802-238-9208. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, South End. Sunny top floor apt. w/porch, hdwd. Quiet building. Off-street parking incl. Laundry in building. $710/mo. + utils. Avail. 8/01. No pets. 802233-9084.
BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, very clean, new windows, new appliances, tub shower, porch, fresh paint, a few blocks from the water. Heat, trash, water, yard care/snow removal incl. Offstreet parking, one-year lease. NS/pets. Ready July/August. $800/mo. northernproperty@ together.net, 233-1556. BURLINGTON: 1-room efficiency. Incl. heat, electric, water, trash and shared bath. $400/mo. + dep. No off-street parking. Call Jason, 802-660-9841. BURLINGTON: $1000/mo., 1 or 2 bedrooms, $1200/mo. 2-bedroom, second floor apts. avail. soon. So. Willard near College. Newly renovated, newly owner occupied property. Efficient heat, shared W/D, parking. 802922-1665. BURLINGTON: 11 Johnson St., modern 2-bedroom, off-street parking, two blocks to downtown. $795/mo. Call Parkside Properties, 1-888-717-PARK or visit ParksideVT.com. BURLINGTON: 139 Elmwood Ave., avail. 8/01. 2-bedroom, 1bath, porch, storage, gas heat. $800/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 154 Loomis St., avail. 8/01. 2-bedroom, 1-bath, parking, gas heat incl. $875/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 177 N. Union St., modern 3-bedroom, offstreet parking, close to downtown. $1295/mo. Call Parkside Properties, 1-888-717-PARK or visit ParksideVT.com. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1 parking space, close to downtown/Battery Park. $850/mo. water/trash incl. Gas heat. Avail. 7/01. 802-660-8145.
BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt., great location, spacious, sunny, private laundry, parking, front and back entrances. Avail. 6/01. $1250/mo. heat incl. Sec. and first mo. req. 802-434-5757.
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BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. on Walnut St., parking, gas, no dogs. Avail. 6/01. $800/mo. + utils. +dep. 802-862-8086. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, Hill Section. South Prospect St. at Maple. Beautiful, bright, spacious. Two parking spaces. Steps to UVM. Storage locker. Avail. 7/1 or 8/1. $1400/mo. + utils. 6584440, fivel@physics.umd.edu. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, heat and hot water incl. Full bath, parking, garbage/snow removal, close to downtown. No pets. Avail. 6/01. $1200/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612.
BURLINGTON: 260 College St., fully furnished, utils. incl., laundry onsite, mo. to mo., #11 $1700/mo., #10 $1525/mo., #8 $1200/mo. Call Two Properties at 802-658-9697 or Burlington Apartments.net. BURLINGTON: 3 rooms, 1-bedroom, parking, no pets. $750/mo. and $675/mo. 802878-6691 or 802-862-9335. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1bath, porch, large kitchen, wood floors, pkg. NS/pets, coin-op laundry, near bike path. Avail. immed. $1200/mo. + utils. 324-6446. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apartment downtown Burlington, 56 Peru St. Trash, snow and water included. Off-street parking space. $1125/mo. 802658-5547. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house, St. Paul St., near downtown. Avail. 7/01. Inexpensive living in a nice house! NS, pets considered. W/D on site. $1600/ mo. + utils 802-862-6782 evenings or rwr313@verizon.net. BURLINGTON: 487 South Prospect, avail. 8/01. 2-bedroom condo, first floor, 1-bath, W/D, storage, carport. NS/pets. $1200/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 51 Main St., avail. 7/01, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, parking and garage, gas heat, pets OK. $800/mo. Call Coburn and Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 55 Greene St., 23 bedroom. NS, 1 car parking, trash incl. $1000/mo. + utils. Avail. 9/01, year lease. Call 802899-2001. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. 1bedroom, $725/mo. incl. heat and hot water, N. Winooski Ave. Avail. 6/01, studio, Grant St., $495/mo., off-street parking, incl. heat and hot water. Call 203-494-0682.
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BURLINGTON: Efficiency and 1BURLINGTON: Sunny 2-bedCOLCHESTER: House, 3-bedbedroom apts., laundry, parking, room apt. New North End. Near room, 2-bath, 2-car garage. great locations. Avail.1now. bike path, beach, shopping. Pets Quiet, private street w/fenced 10:03 AM Page $650/mo. (incl. heat) and welcome. Basement, garage, yard, perfect for dog. D/W, D/W. $800/mo. Sec. and first mo. req. yard, deck. Laundry. $1600/mo. Hdwd, gas heat/hot water, base802-434-5757. + utils. 802-658-2195. ment, storage. 15 min. to UVM, med. school, Burlington. BURLINGTON: Great South End BURLINGTON: Washington St. Friendly, adult pet OK. NS. Avail. location. 1-bedroom + den, Great 3 to 4-bedroom apt. 1st 8/01 or sooner. $1695/mo. kitchen, LR. Walk to lake/parks/ floor of owner-occupied duplex Technology.associates@att.net downtown. 5 min. drive to in quiet neighborhood. Avail. or fax 802-865-1249. UVM/FAHC. $875/mo. + gas heat August. NS/dogs. $1200/mo. + + utils. Yard, parking. Credit + utils. 802-860-3378. refs. req. NS/pets. 38 Hayward St., second floor. 802-879-0466. BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom, sunny, laundry, full bath, basement, fenced-in yard, lots of cupboards/counters. Cheap utils. No dogs. $775/mo. Avail. 6/01. 862-7467. BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom apt., W/D hookups, 5/23/06 9:41 gas AM heat, Page 1 off-street parking. $925/mo. , brand new 802-655-1335. BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedoff-campus apartments for students, room, new North End location, renovated, fireplace, NS, pets is now leasing for Fall 2006! neg. Avail. 7/01. $1100/mo. + utils., lease, dep. 802-863-1190. BURLINGTON: Large (950 sq. Apply individually, or with a group, for ft) 2-bedroom apt. Bright, sunny throughout w/a large eat-in a 2 - 4 bedroom apartment-style suite. kitchen that gets great morning All apartments are fully furnished. sun. Porch, quiet neighborhood. Easy walk to downtown. Incl. Rent includes all utilities, phone, cable W/D. No pets. $975/mo. Call 802-304-1484. and wireless internet. BURLINGTON: Nice, 1-bedroom apt. Convenient location, offstreet parking, coin-op laundry. CALL 802.655.3200 $725/mo. + utils. 802-355-2218, OR VISIT 802-860-1172. BURLINGTON: North Union St., SPINNERPLACE.COM large efficiency, incl. heat, hot water, parking. $650/mo. Avail. now. 802-985-5598. ESSEX JCT.: 1-bedroom, quiet, BURLINGTON: Waterfront BURLINGTON: Old North End, low traffic street. Near6/5/06 pool.4:40:43 PM condo. Large 1-bedroom condo 2-bedroom apt. Bright and com-2x4-CHFwinooski060706.indd 1 Skylights, W/D, parking, gas w/lake views. W/D in unit, D/W, fortable. $980/mo. + utils. heat. Friendly adult pet OK. NS. low utils. NS/pets. $1300/mo. NS/pets. Parking. Nice landlady, Avail. 8/01 or sooner. $795/mo. 802-728-3727. call Kim, 802-658-6852. Avail. Technology.associates@att.net CHARLOTTE: Awesome, sunny, early June. or fax 802-865-1249. renovated 2-bedroom. Avail. BURLINGTON: Quiet, 2-bedESSEX JCT.: Large 3-bedroom 6/01. Third bedroom perfect for room, New North End, first floor. quiet, low traffic street. Near office. Gas heat. Huge yard Backyard w/garden. Basement schools and pool. New Berber, w/garden space and pond. storage & W/D hookups. tile and counter tops. D/W, W/D. Covered porch, hiking trails, 20 NS/pets. Lease, security deposit, Carport w/parking for 2nd and min. to Burlington. NS. Indoor references. Owner-occupied perhaps 3rd car. Gas heat/hot cat OK. $1000/mo. + utils. 425duplex near bike path & bus water. Friendly, adult pet OK. 3779. line. $700/mo. 802-863-5108. NS. Avail. 8/01 or sooner. CHARLOTTE/FERRISBURGH BURLINGTON: Quiet, bright, 1$1395/mo. Technology.associ BORDER: Spacious, 2-bedroom bedroom in converted garage. Two ates@att.net or fax 802apt., sunken living room, new blocks from hospital. Recently 865-1249. kitchen and bath, deck, lawn painted, wood floors, parking. ESSEX JUNCTION: Downstairs and garden area. $925/mo. No Efficient gas heat. NS/pets. apt. in a nice old house, deaddogs. 802-767-9455. $750/mo. + utils. 658-8056. end street near Five Corners. COLCHESTER: 3-bedroom house, BURLINGTON: Real nice effiNicely remodeled. 1-bedroom, contemporary, large yard. ciency, great location. Parking, full bath, good size living room, NS/pets. $1500/mo. + utils. avail. now. 802-864-3430. small kitchen w/disposal, D/W, 802-373-9206. BURLINGTON: So. Willard St. maple floors, garage parking for COLCHESTER: Fort Ethan Allen. Very nice, owner occupied, 11-car. Lease req. NS/pets. First Small 3-bedroom house. No pets. bedroom apt. w/garage. Ground and last months’ rent, dep. No hookups. One-year lease. floor, no steps. New efficient before occupancy. $850/mo. Refs. Dep. $925/mo. + utils. gas heat. $650/mo. + utils. Dep. incl. heat. 802-862-6554. 802-644-5509. and ref. 802-862-0385. ESSEX JUNCTION: Large 2-bedBURLINGTON: Summer rental, room, gas heat, storage, good possibly longer. 4-bedroom location. NS/dogs. $800/mo. + house, close to hospital. utils. 802-879-7326. Smoking outside. $1300/mo. +. 802-862-4007.
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BURLINGTON: Stylish, city living w/large yard, lake-views. Completely updated/remodeled duplex. Easy conburlington-Laura-060706 vert to single family. New kitchens, baths. Walk to downtown and waterfront. $359,900. 802-373-7435.
ESSEX: 29 Prescot St. 3-4 bedroom, 2 fire places, 1 3/4-bathroom, 2-car garage, fully applianced kitchen. Plenty of storage Hot water oil heat. Large 3/4 acre lot,PM very pri6/5/06 12:42 Page 1 burlington-marilyn-052406 vate, dead end St. Open house Sunday, 6/12, 12-5 p.m. $235,000. 802-879-6709.
BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom cape in quiet neighborhood in the New North End. Hdwd, new kitchen, bathroom, windows and roof. Large, fenced in back yard w/patio, perennial/vegetable gardens, garden shed. Three minute walk to bike/beach. $229,000. 802-264-9019.
BURLINGTON: Appletree Point condo, 149 Cumberland Rd. $279,900. 3-bedroom, master bedroom, 3-bath. Bright, sunny end unit. Fieldstone fireplace. Central vac., cathedral ceilings in dining room and LR. Beautiful neighborhood w/lake/ beach rights. Patio/ pool/tennis, near bike path. Attached 1-car garage. Pets OK. Open house every Sunday, 14 p.m. 802-660-8003.
BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/15, BURLINGTON: Avail. immed. 1bedroom, Colchester Ave., $675/ Spring St., 1-bedroom. $650/mo. mo. + utils. 4-bedroom, School +. Parking. 802-658-3600. St., $1790/mo. + utils. Dep. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01, 2Sorry, no pets. 802-318-8242. bedroom, North Winooski Ave. Parking and laundry. $850/mo. BURLINGTON: Avail. now, 2+. 802-658-3600. bedroom, Cottage Grove, $775/mo. Parking, yard. 802BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01. 658-3600. Cute, clean, 1-bedroom, 1-bath. Hdwd, W/D, DW, parking, gas BURLINGTON: Baycourt, 2-bedstove, walking distance to room, 1-bath, second floor, fully Church St. Well-behaved pets furnished, spacious, living room, considered. 27 Johnson Street. avail. 8/01, W/D, NS/pets, decks, wooded. $1100/mo. 802$765/mo. + utils. 802-318-3602. 862-7182. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01, downtown historic Vermont BURLINGTON: Central efficienhouse charming 1-bedroom, cy, neat, clean, cozy. Parking. laundry, hdwd, parking, Avail. immed. $425/mo. + utils. $1050/mo. + dep. Includes heat. Lease and dep. No pets. 802802-578-3039. 658-4231. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01, nice BURLINGTON: Completely 1-bedroom, North Willard, remodeled 1-bedroom, 1.5 bath, $800/mo. heat incl. Avail. office, new kitchen w/maple 10/01, studio $500/mo., 1-bedcabinets/stainless appliances, room $650/mo., + dep. + utils. new bath, storage, screened Parking for 1 car. Hot water and porch, off-street parking, walk trash removal provided. Sorry, no downtown, close to bike path, pets. 802-318-8242. lake views. $1100/mo. + heat/elec. 802-355-3456. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/1. South End, second floor duplex. Sunny BURLINGTON: Condo, 2-bed2-bedroom, hdwd, porch, W/D, room, 1st floor, W/D avail., DW, storage. Incl. heat/parking. close to downtown/UVM. Clean. NS/dogs. $1200/mo. 802Parking incl. $925/mo. Avail. 865-7836. 6/15. 802-355-3425. BURLINGTON: Avail. 9/01. Brookes Ave., 2-bedroom. $1200/mo. heat incl. Parking. 5x6-relax.qxd 6/6/06 12:10 PM Page 1 802-658-3600.
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HINESBURG: Large house, 4+ bedroom/2 full bath, 1-bay garage. Exceptional views over Cedar Knoll golf course. House is directly on Rt. 116. $1850/mo. + utils. Ref. & credit check. Avail. 7/01. 846-7433 or jarret francis@adelphia.net. JERICHO CENTER: 1-bedroom. $675/mo. + partial utils. Avail. immed. NS/pets. 899-3441. LINCOLN: Summer/fall camp rental. Land borders national forest, trails, ponds, views. NS, pet-free. $525/mo., incl. electric. 802-453-5819. MONKTON: Country apt., pine walls and cathedral ceilings. Miles of trails. Garden space. Pets accepted. $950/mo. 802658-0986. MONKTON: Efficiency apt. Wooded, country location. Lawn care, snow removal, elec. incl. NS/dogs. Refs. and dep. req. $525/mo. Avail. 7/01. 802989-0273. MONTPELIER: 3-bedroom ranch, 1.5-bath, sun room, finished basement, fireplace, garage, avail. 7/01. Quiet location. Walk to downtown and bus. $1200/ mo. + utils. NS. 802-496-2594. RICHMOND/JONESVILLE: Large 3-bedroom, 2-bath in duplexed 1860 farm house, hdwd, great porch, W/D hookups, D/W, large yard, garden space. Pets neg. Avail. 8/01. $1250/mo. 8930000, Marcou Real Estate. SHELBURNE: 3-bedroom, 1.5bath, house. W/D, fully applianced kitchen, large yard, porch. $1200/mo. + utils. and dep. Avail. immed. 802-985-8780. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, close to hospital, nice yard. NS/pets. $775/mo. + utils. 802-862-9575. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom condo, partially furnished, quiet, central, tennis, pool, deck. No pets. 1-year lease. $850/mo. + utils. Dep., refs. Avail. 6/10. 802-310-5378, after 6 p.m., 340-642-1489. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. New kitchen, bath, big back yard, beautiful hdwd, close to highway/downtown Burlington. Very clean, well kept. Basement and storage. Offstreet parking. $875/mo. 802878-3929. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo, 1.5-bath, gas fireplace, W/D, garage, deck, pool/tennis. No pets. Avail. 8/01. $1250/mo. 802-860-6421. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, end-unit, 1.5-bath, W/D, carport, storage, NS/dogs. $1150/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/01. 802-324-1233. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cozy 3bedroom cape, totally renovated. Private yard, hdwd, pets OK. $1200/mo. Avail. immed. 802373-5510. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Nice 2bedroom apt. Incl. heat and hot water. W/D hookups. Additional storage. $925/mo. 802-734-0657.
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SPACEFINDER SOUTH BURLINGTON: Sunny 2/3 bedroom apt. Avail. 7/01 and 6/15. Incl. trash, water and lawn, W/D, parking. $825/mo. and $1075/mo. + utils. 802862-8664. STOWE: Mt. Road, 2/3 bedroom apts. $850-$1200/mo. incl. utils., Internet!, cable!, laundry and pool on site. 800-330-4880. STOWE: Notchbrook area, 4-5 bedroom house, pool and tennis privileges, avail. furnished, laundry, wood fireplace. $1850/mo. + utils., lawn care, snowplowing incl. 800-330-4880. UNDERHILL: 1-bedroom house, furnished, W/D, beautiful country setting, private. 25 mins. to Burlington. NS. Cats OK. Gardener’s delight. $875/mo. + dep. 802-899-3654. VERGENNES: Great 1-bedroom, 1-bath, apt. Very clean. W/D in apt., off-street parking. A must see. $800/mo. incl. everything except phone. Avail. 7/01. 802877-3233. WATERBURY: 2-bedroom, laundry, storage, quiet. No dogs. $710/mo. Avail. 7/01. 802-4964406. WILLISTON VILLAGE: Pleasant 2-bedroom, sunny, hdwd, immaculate, galley kitchen, quiet. Convenient location. NS/pets. Parking. Lease. Second floor. $700/mo. +. 802-372-8300. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom apt., recently renovated. Incl. W/D, garbage removal, on dead-end street, off-street parking. NS/pets. $750/mo. + dep. Brian, 802-578-6117. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom. Executive, across from Church, on bus line, off-street parking, laundry, gas heat. $750/mo. Call 233-5549. WINOOSKI: 114 Main St. Nice 3-bedroom, spacious layout with sweet kitchen. Nice bathroom. Live next to all amenities in style. Reduced to $1250/mo. + utils. Avail. now. Refs. and credit check. No dogs. Jarret, 8467433, jarrettrancis@adelphia.net WINOOSKI: 145 Pine St. 3-bedroom house, 2-car garage, large deck, W/D. $1100/mo. + utils. 802-655-3646.
WINOOSKI: (2) Nice 3-bedroom apt. w/rental assistance to income and program eligible applicants. Large porch, parking, snow removal, trash removal, water and heat incl. Avail. now and late June. Contact Margaret at 802-863-5248 ext. 23 for further details. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, 1 block from rotary, walk to restaurants, sunny view of river, parking, new washer/refrigerator, hdwd, 3 season porch. $800/mo. 802657-3383.
WINOOSKI: 24 West Spring St. Beautiful, spacious 2-bedroom apt. Parking, W/D, yard, porches, hdwd, historic detail. $1000/mo. + gas and electric. NS/dogs. Call evenings, 802229-0177. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, recently renovated and fully applianced kitchen. W/D hookups, everything is gas. First floor apt. Nice neighborhood. $1200/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/01. Ask for Dana, 802-655-7785.
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www.libertyquestmortgage.com WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, $950/mo. Gas heat, across from church. 802-233-5549. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. Gas heat, 1 parking space, avail. immed. $725/mo. + dep. Sean, 802-363-2287. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. on 2nd & 3rd floor. $850/mo. + utils. Annual lease, credit & reference check. No dogs. Avail. now. 846-7433 or jarretfran cis@adelphia.net. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom unit, near Saint Michael’s and I-89. Easy access to Burlington. Incl. heat. One cat allowed. $900/mo. Avail. immed. 802-846-7849. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, very clean, new windows, porch, W/D, tub shower, new appliances, quiet street, natural gas heat. Trash, water, yard care/snow removal incl., off-street parking. NS. Pets neg. Year lease, ready August/ September. $1000/mo. northernproperty@together.net, 233-1556.
WINOOSKI: Avail. 8/1. 2-bedroom apt. on West St. Parking, yard, newly repainted, storage shed. Pets neg. $900/mo. + utils. + credit check + first + sec. 734-1050. WINOOSKI: Avail. now. 3-bedroom, gas heat/hot water, parking, porch. Recently renovated. $950/mo. +. 802-658-3600. WINOOSKI: Lafountain St. Beautiful 2-bedroom apt. Upstairs and downstairs, W/D hookups. Gas heat. Off-street parking. Nice neighborhood. NS/pets. $900/mo. + dep. + utils. Avail. immed. or 7/01. 802-655-3236. WINOOSKI: Large, sunny 3-bedroom, 2 level, walk to downtown, on busline, gas heat, offstreet parking. Cats OK, dogs neg. Avail 7/1. $1040/mo. + utils. 802-399-9576. WINOOSKI: Second floor, 2-bedroom, gas heat/hot water. Yard. Nice neighborhood. $850/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/01. Ask for Dane, 802-655-7785.
WINOOSKI: Share large, fully furnished 5-bedroom house. All utils. incl. 2.5 bath, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard. Close to SMC/UVM/ IBM/FAHC/Champlain College. On the bus line. No pets. $600/mo. + dep. Avail. 6/01. 802-863-9612.
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BURLINGTON: All utils. incl. $125/week. Call Deneen at 802864-2284. BURLINGTON: Rooms for rent. Behind Waterman Hall, UVM. $500/mo. - $525/mo. incl. all utils. and parking. Hdwd and incredible location. Sedate environment! cjcc@vt18.com. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Clean, quiet, sunny, single room avail. 7/01. NS. Utils., light kitchen privileges. New box spring/mattress. Parking. Prof. pref. Great location. $450/mo. + $200 dep. 802-862-2622, 802-860-2863. WEEKLY AND NIGHTLY LODGING: European-style and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $175-$225/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-3291 or ivanland@aol.com.
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FAIRFIELD: Perfect opportunity for meat market w/deli/country store. 4300 sq. ft. flex commercial space for lease. Fully equipped w/coolers, ovens, slicers. New infrastructure, fit-up negotiable. Serious business plans contact Jim, 802-6602442, JCGDLLC@adelphia.net .
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BURLINGTON: Historic downtown building, just off marketplace. Beautifully restored, heat and central AC incl. Onsite parking avail. 802-238-4282 or 802860-7373. BURLINGTON: Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/ retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreet landing.com.
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BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in furnished vacant house while homeowner is abroad. Avail. 6/26-8/16. Walking distance to UVM/hospital. Quiet dead-end, deck, back yard. $200/week, $1000 dep. 802-862-7398. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01, sublet large 2-bedroom apt. on St. Paul St. $775/mo. Lease through 9/06. Call 802-356-4754. BURLINGTON: Furnished sublet avail. now through mid-Aug. Cute duplex house, 5 rooms, 1 or 2-bedrooms. Hdwd, fenced yard, parking, quiet street, 10 mins. to waterfront, downtown. NS. Dates, pets negotiable. $775/ mo. + utils. Deposit required. Julia, 864-1147 (h) or 651-8889 (w).
ESSEX: Office space near Outlet Mall and Circ. highway, modern high ceilings 2nd floor, large windows overlook Mt. Mansfield and friendly neighborhood w/bike path, 300-1500 sq. ft. Call 802233-3426. MEDICAL OFFICE SPACE and/or office space for lease, South Burlington. 1600-2000 sq. ft. avail. May be subdivided. Light and airy space. Convenient location, on Farrell St. Major renovations to be completed in the early fall. Competitive pricing avail. 999-0994.
4 space for rent
2997 SHELBURNE RD.: Small office or artist studio. Brand new unit. $300/mo. incl. all utils. 802-864-6835, Manny. PRIME LOCATION: 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Spaces avail. 1. Workshop w/warehouse, garage, office. 2. Office w/connecting rooms. 3. Artist studio space to join other artists. 802-864-6835, Manny.
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MONTREAL: Condo, 1-bedroom, downtown plateau, 1 block to St. Catherine St., Beaudry Metro, fully furnished, sleeps up to four people. $1400/mo., $500/week., $300/weekend. Debbie, 802524-9873.
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ECO-MINDED, HOMESTEADING WANNABE, 46 YO, SWF, looking for nice guy to complement my interests in organic gardening, off-grid living, dancing and just plain loving and laughing at life. Bonus points if you like cats and pancakes. 2948 SWF 52 YO, GOLDEN RETRIEVER, EASYgoing and spirited. Enjoy walking my two golden retrievers, running, boating, swimming and enjoying Lake Champlain. You only live once and try to make the most of our time together. 2917
men > women LIVE AND WORK ON A MOUNTAIN. Beautiful atmosphere, but lonely. 38 YO, loyal and humble. My age or younger? Each other is all that is needed or desired. Let’s get squishy for the rest of our lives. 3282 SWM, BROWN HAIR, BLUE EYES, 49 YO, easygoing, honest, good sense of humor, enjoy the outdoors, dining out, movies, sports, having fun or just relaxing at home. Seeking SWF, 35-50 YO. 3279
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ATTRACTIVE SWM, 29 YO, BLONDE/BLUE eyes looking for special F to share life with. Interests include hiking, bike path, double-dating along with cozy nights at home. Let’s enjoy beautiful sunsets near the lake this summer. 3278
24 YO SWM SEEKS 24-26 YO SF WHO enjoys live music, cooking, long walks in Vermont’s fields and forests, and intelligent conversation. You should be able to accept me for who I am as I will with you. 3122
STILL ALONE IN BURLINGTON AND STILL desperately seeking a woman, one with whom I would spend my time and not ditch after our second date...nor do I wish to be. Let’s talk. 3275
WANTED: LOVING, CARING, AFFECTIONATE woman able to commit to a forever kinda guy. This woman must not be afraid of words such as: commitment, communication, unconditional, family and God. For this attractive, young-looking, adventurous I’m told, 39 YO, DWM. 3114
I’M SCARED TO TREAD THE RAILROAD that leads to Galilee, cause I am my own ragged company. Slender, soulful, fit, 49 YO Hemingway/Thoreau, looking to share hikes, bikes, paddles, nurturing meals, outdoor revelations, full moons and foot rubs. 3226 SEEKING NS F, TRIM, FIT, 30S - 45 YO, friends first, potential relationship later, with 50s M, trim, fit. Mutual interests, deep into visual arts, possible interest in assistance in growing arts biz with lots of travel, music and fulfilling enjoyment. 3225 WANT TO GET OUT ON THE LAKE THIS summer? Looking for F boating partner for a large boat. Any age! 3223
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SWM, 46 YO, 5’9, 205 LBS., LONG, CURLY, brown hair, mustache, carpenter, musician, painter, solar home. I love gardening, kids, the arts, cats, nature. I hate ignorance, intolerance and cruelty. Seeking healthy, affection to share. 2946
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LONELY IN ST. ALBANS. 53 YO DWM likes hunting, fishing, camping, NASCAR, drives in country, going out with friends, exploring new things outdoors and at home. Friendship, then LTR. No games. 3037
44 YO SWM, GOOD-LOOKING, UNDERstanding, great listener, looking for potential LTR, friendship. You are SWF, 40-48 YO, must be open-minded, nonjudgmental, enjoy lots of snuggling. 3138 45 YO, BROWN HAIR, BROWN EYES, 190 lbs. Looking for 35-45 YO, I am very open minded, would like to meet F swinger to swing with other CU. Would like LT. 3126
I’M 6’, HAZEL EYES, 217 LBS., LOOKING for a woman 48-52 YO. Possible LTR. Like quiet time, action movies and love stories. I’m fun, loving and easygoing. All calls will be answered. 2953 IN THE WOODS IS PERPETUAL YOUTH. Mid-aged, beautiful M, NS, 5’10, 150 lbs., caring, considerate, sense of humor, loves music, books, running, carpentry. ISO relaxed, easygoing, kind woman for friendship and perhaps more. To thine own self be true. 2950
SWPM, 35 YO, 6’1, 165 LBS., HONEST, caring, healthy, open-minded, loves traveling, Asian culture and good, cats, walks, outdoors or staying home, movies and much more. ISO caring, open-minded and healthy SAF for friendship, possible LTR. Let’s enjoy life together. 3088
SWM, 52 YO, BROWNISH HAIR, GRAY eyes, 5’11,155 lbs. ISO LTR with attractive, graceful, logical woman who has time to hang out, is a real coffee achiever and appreciates real music and companionship. 3193
PERSON WHO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO sail seeks tutoring. 27’ Catalina . Enjoy sailing and sheer pleasures. 2955
NATURE ARTIST, LOVER OF WILD PLACES, soft jazz, good books, loose watercolors, big trees and open-minded, good-hearted people. Seeking a girlfriend, 35-45 YO, who is doing something interesting (to her) with her life and loves nature. 3090
DWM, HUMBLE CHAMPION LOOKING FOR princess to romance and make my queen. I am a dark-haired, average size, athletic build knight raised to be a perfect gentleman. Enjoy music, theater, cuddling, massage, intelligent conversation. NS. Under 35 YO, please. 3220
25 YO SWANTON WM, 6’3, 240 LBS., seeks petite F, 18-28 YO that likes spending alone time together, faithful, honest and funny. Likes to be under sheets a lot and ATVing. ND/NA. 3212
32 YO SWM, 6’ ABOUT AVERAGE ISO NS, SF college hottie to share house and possibly more for the summer. Let’s make this a time we won’t forget! 3000
SUPER-SEXY AND SENSUAL PLAYMATE wanted. She’s excitable, sweet, sensible, flexible, emotionally and physically solid. Me: Chivalrous, thoughtful, mischievous, independent, very stable, attractive, 35 YO. Let’s take it wherever we want. 3032 29 YO SENSITIVE, THOUGHTFUL SM enjoys cooking/eating, punk/funk/folk music, good communication, talking politics, daily sex. ISO emotionally stable, environmentally conscious SF. Would also like companionship rediscovering my neglected loves of Ultimate Frisbee and cycling. Casual first, maybe more. 3023 DOWN TO EARTH, MAWM, 50 YO, GREAT sense of humor, George Carlin fan, sensitive, sensible, can be your soulmate, hardworking, discreet. Enjoys swimming, sunbathing (El Natural) riding my Harley, days at the lake beaches. Seeking to establish a discreet friendship with emotionally secure WF, 35-55 YO. 3015 DWM, 40 YO, LOOKING FOR A LTR. Love walking, cuddling together and watching a movie. Let’s get together and make it happen. 3008
41 YO DWM, 5’10,185 LBS., BL/BR, NS/ND, attractive, fun, successful prof. just missing a little companionship and romance. ISO 30-44 YO affectionate F who likes to laugh, feel good. Whether you have a little time or a lot, let’s meet. 2941 45 YO WM, MULTIFACETED, ARTISTIC, eccentric, outdoorsy, deep thinker, kind, NS/ND, with a great sense of humor seeks woman with like qualities for conversation and shared experiences. City streets to country roads. 2935
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HIP, CONSERVATIVE, YOUNG 62 YO, artsy, litsy, moderately outdoorsy, welltraveled and read, broad interests and tastes, sometimes politically incorrect. ISO kind, intelligent, cultured, attractive, and stylish woman, 45 and up, for LTR. 2915 TENNIS, GOLF, SEASONAL SPORTS WITH quiet minded, active, truthful, fit, financially secure SWM. ISO F, 35-47 YO, who is independent, active, healthy, enjoys traveling, good food, reading, music, good friends. Friends first, possible LTR to revel towards a mindful, loving, personal connection. 2880 SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE FOR LIFE, LOVE and outdoors. Mountaineer, skier, climber. SWPM seeks fit 25-35 YO F for friendship. LTR possible if wild, kinky, sharing, caring, active, sexy and sane enough for each other. Honesty, communication, trust important. How about you? 2879
women > women SWGF, SOFT BUTCH, SEEKING A LESBIAN feminine F. If you’re into romance, staying in, watching movies. ND, like cats (I have 3), young 40s and up. I’m very romantic. I have MS, young at heart, friends first, maybe more later! 3281 SPF, TALL, BLONDE, MID 40S, ISO strong, slim, outdoorsy, F in NW VT. I enjoy horseback riding, gardening, sleeping outdoors, photography, animals. 3215 SGF, 29 YO, SINGLE MOM. I ENJOY movies, music, dancin’, hangin’ out with my son and dog. Down to earth, easygoing. Looking for a woman who is independent, down to earth for dating, possibly LTR. Looking for someone to spoil. 3198
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men > men PERSON TO PERSON, MAN TO MAN, LET me share with you in practical terms. 6’3, brown eyes, likes the movies, music, bookstores, sports and more. Also likes the proverbial nature boy, great sense of humor, great eyes and smile, cares enough to listen to another man’s desire. Give this guy a try and let the saga continue “eye to eye, man to man”! . . . 3273 BIM, VERY SUBMISSIVE, ISO WELLendowed M to service orally. Be 40 YO or younger and in shape. One or more is OK. I’m discreet and single. Will answer all. 3221 HOT, MUSCULAR, 32 YO SEEKS ADORABLE hunk, 20s, for mutual sexual fulfillment. I’m mostly top but like to bottom, too. Have house and car if you don’t. Bi-curious guys welcome. Discretion assured. You won’t be disappointed. C’mon out and play! 3213 SWGM, 40S, ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG LOOKing, 5’10, 160 lbs., br/bl, ISO guys any race, young guys, first timers. Welcome for late, late night hot sex. 3134 OUTDOOR GUY SEEKS GM FOR SUMMERtime fun, maybe longer? Hiking, mtn. biking, kayaking, tennis, beach, travel, concerts, Montreal. Me: Fit, fun, athletic, 52 YO. You: Good spirit, in shape, younger A +. Call, let’s talk. 3129 50 YO, OBESE, NICE GUY, LOOKING TO service nice-looking guys, 21-50 YO, in Addison or Chittenden county. Discreet, so be you. 3124
LOOKING FOR A HOT LATIN WOMAN IN the Burlington area. Must have nice hair, skin and nice breasts with an open mind and likes to have fun. 3100
SUMMER’S HERE, LET’S HAVE SOME FUN together. Outdoors, camping, hiking or indoors just enjoying each others company. good-heart, mind and energy. Looking for similar for friends, LTR. Good-looking, decent, 38 YO, sincere. Let’s give it a try. 2999
LOOKING TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE? 36 YO GF seeking like-minded for photography, road trips, walks, talks, movies and other summer activities. No drugs, head games. No relationship desired at this time. Nontraditional work schedule all the better. 3010
CALLING ALL YOU HOT GUYS UNDER 25 YO. From Burlington to Swanton who want their fill of oral pleasure on the weekends. I want nothing from you but your total satisfaction. I’m 32 YO, attractive, masculine, love to suck, swallow and rim. 2997
SM, 26 YO. BURLINGTON. KIND, INTELLIgent, witty, short. Skips stones. Eats the whole apple. A gentleman and a scholar. Seeks compassionate, spiritual, independent, mature, liberal SF under 5’4 for picnics, hikes, music, wine, stars. Please be NS, ND, open-minded. 2924
QUEER, FEMME SICK OF SERIAL MONOgamy and insta-girlfriends seeks jock/ andro/butch grrls or tranny boys 25-32 YO for ethical sluttiness. Safe, clean, drug-free, intelligent, active, likes playing outside as much as playing inside. Adventure? 2928
FRANKLIN COUNTRY M LOOKING FOR friend and possibly more. 52 years young handy man, motorcycles, snowmobiles, gardens, movies, dinner, dancing, hiking and life. 2916
25 YO, F/FTM, MUSICIAN, ARTIST, WRITER, creative, spiritual, sensual, romantic, socially conscious, seeking open-minded, transfriendly F/FTM for whatever comes about. Spring is here, summer’s coming, let’s spend time together and see if we have a connection. 2911
Rose: Did you know that June is Adopt-a-Shelter Cat Month? That’s why I’m here today to tell you about myself. A rose is a rose by any other name. But, in this case, I’m a cat! Hello. I am Rose, a beautiful, 7-year old black-and-white short haired, spayed female. I would love to bring some summertime bloom into your home. I am a confident and sweet older woman who is looking for a loving home. I am a little set in my ways. Can you blame me? A woman does have a right to her own opinion don’t you think? Although I love to be petted, I prefer it in small doses because I can get a little annoyed with too much fussing over me and have been known to scratch if I’ve had enough. Besides, by loving me in small doses, you’ll keep me coming back for more. I am a very loving lady - on my own terms. I have the greatest meow and I love to curl up next to my human friends for company. My new family should have adults only or kids 15 and up. I have lived with other cats and would be fine with them as long as they were around my age and not too rambunctious. Give me your heart, and I’ll give you a rose every day! Although I really hope that you choose to adopt me, if I’m not the right gal for you, there are a lot of great cats of all shapes, ages, sizes, and personalities waiting like me at HSCC for you to welcome them into your home. Please come on down and visit me and all of my feline friends! Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.
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NEW TO BURLINGTON. Adventurous 20 YO came on a gust of wind from the Midwest. I don’t know a soul here! Ask me to hang out. Love being outside, bicycling, art, music, writing/reading, dancing. 3189
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CURIOUS MA CU. 36 YO M, 37 YO F, ISO F to fulfill a much-needed fantasy. Must be discreet, at least 30 YO, D/D-free. First-timers are encouraged. Call us, let’s see what happens. 3214 40 YO CU ISO ADVENTUROUS CU THAT is interested in having adult fun with others. I am 5’7, waist-length brown hair with green eyes, FF. He is 5’6 with naturally curly brown hair with blue eyes. 3211 SWM, 50S, ISO CU OR F FOR ADULT FUN. Can film and watch on TV. Clean and discreet. 3136
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OUTGOING, ATTRACTIVE, LATE 20’S MACU ISO CU for friendship and more. First-time swingers, open-minded but wanna start slow. Me: HBIF, he: WM, bi-curious. You: Clean, weight/height proportionate, between 25-35 YO. Sense of humor and respect a must. 3030
I’M FIRE, HE’S AIR. 30/40 YO MACU ISO free-spirited BiF spirit. “All acts of pleasure are her ritual.” Be honest, discreet, kink-oriented, safe, sane and D/D-free. Grand Isle County. 3130 39 YO MBCM SEEKS LOVING CU TO SHARE intimate moments and laughs with. Must be very clean and discreet. Me: 5’10, med. to small package. ISO M the same. FM shaved a +. Let’s chat and see where it takes us. 3031
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Pants show - chica! Distinctive, dark navy blue quasi-baseball cap, with dark hair, and tall boots — just thought you were attractive, interesting, mysterious.. no matter, but since, I have seen you around Church Street much — Hello... When: Saturday, May 27, 2006. Where: Pants show. You: Woman. Me: Man. Bagel Beauty I see you almost daily and your smile makes me melt. I heard you say that you wanted to be spyed and thought it might make you smile. I miss the honey bee rag you used to wear in your beautiful brown hair. I would love to spend some time with you if some lucky man doesn’t already have you. When: Thursday, June 1, 2006. Where: Burlington Bagel Bakery. You: Woman. Me: Man. Pizza Putt What can I say, is it me that you spy? Are there any distiguishable characteristics that you noticed about me, so that I can be sure it was me that you exchanged glances with?.... hmmmmm When: Tuesday, May 16, 2006. Where: Pizza Putt. You: Man. Me: Woman. Price Chopper Beauty Wednesday noonish. May 31st around noon you had on a light-brown tank top and denim cut-offs, I was making a quick stop to buy a mug. We entered the store simultaneously, crossed paths a few times, and checked out at adjacent self-checkouts. Thank you for taking my breath away. I hope we cross paths again, how about somewhere we could chat? When: Wednesday, May 31, 2006. Where: Price Chopper Shelburne Road. You: Woman. Me: Man. hey my queen I know things have been rough, but I’m still yer right hand man. I miss smooches, stealing Splenda for you, the way you meow at my cat even though he hates it. You can rely on me honey. You can come by any time you want. When: Monday, May 29, 2006. Where: The last time was the Church St. fountain. You: Woman. Me: Man. Marathon food tent Sunday You thanked me in the marathoner’s food line. I thanked you back, and you asked me to call you. I’m giving this a shot to find you again. When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Vermont City Marathon Food Tent. You: Man. Me: Woman. i spy you, again... Orlando 2006, saw your profile, think we’ve been down I Spy road before, leave me a message and let’s see where we’re at...from the Virgo with the great shoes... When: Tuesday, May 30, 2006. Where: sporadically and spontaneously. You: Woman. Me: Woman. Marathon Sunday: Mile 24 I spy first-rate folks. A thousand thank yous for your calming words, wet towels, water, and support - from the delusional and over heated marathoner who thought she was in Boston. When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Bike Path, Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman.
a group of the best girls the new west North End. Its only been a month but being away from you guys and Burlington makes me so sad! Keep the neighborhood real, and tell everyone at jp’s i need a pitcher. When: Saturday, April 22, 2006. Where: the new west north end. You: Woman. Me: Woman. May 28, Kamp Kee-Wanee. I spy a strange group of campers rockin’ the woods of Greenfield. Those worms throw a kindly energetic Strangecreek... thanks for the parade kids. Me: Just a fellow stranger from St. Albans. “Anybody remember Vernville?” When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Woods of Greenfield. You: Woman. Me: Man. I spy a slow- moving, ashy, smelly-fingered waitress at Libby’s. Whoopdee-doo she’s forty plus two. When: Monday, May 29, 2006. Where: Libby’s. You: Woman. Me: Woman. Bronzed Beauty at North Beach I was alone soaking up the sun on Memorial Day at North Beach; once I saw you in your red-and-white striped bikini, I couldn’t keep my eyes off you. You’re beautiful! I was sitting alone off to the right of you and your group in white shorts...I swear, I have friends...but in the mean time, keep me company? When: Monday, May 29, 2006. Where: North Beach. You: Woman. Me: Man. M5 fox i spy one fine orderly working on McClure 5 at fahc. i’m due for a heart check-up... perhaps you can connect me with Dr. Feelgood? When: Sunday, March 19, 2006. Where: Fletcher Allen. You: Man. Me: Woman. She likes electronica AND marathons?! 5/28 Sunday Night Mass. You asked me if I ran the marathon that morning. I believe you said you did too. Tried to catch you at closing but you vanished. Meet for a drink? When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Sunday Night Mass. You: Woman. Me: Man. Do you have my sneaks? I don’t spy my New Balance running shoes. They vanished on Marathon day along with my just-run-thirteen-pointone-miles socks. The sneaks are women’s size eight and a half, white and blue. If you took them (inadvertently, I hope) please contact me, and restore my faith in my community! When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Waterfront, City Marathon. You: Man. Me: Woman. Vermont Pub n Brew Sat night! I was sitting outside facing you with two of my friends... You were the cute blonde-haired girl with a great smile... We exchanged locked eyes a few times, and we had a little smile off! I wish I could have talked to you before you left with your friends, you seem really sweet. When: Saturday, May 27, 2006. Where: Vermont Pub ‘N Brew, Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. We met at Healthy Living on the marathon sunday. You bought an orange, apricot and food from the deli. Stop by again and we’ll talk about more than just the weather. Maybe when I have a day off we could enjoy the sun together? When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Healthy Living. You: Man. Me: Woman. Agape. Super Psychedelic Man, my soulmate... life thus far was but a search for you. Now that I’ve found you, darling, I’m complete. It’s been only 1 year that I’ve known you (it seems forever); I look forward to many more with you in my life. My love is YOURS and no one else’s, FOREVER without end. Eternally yours, Super Jalapeno Woman. When: Tuesday, May 24, 2005. Where: a cold, empty room. And then my dreams... You: Man. Me: Woman.
I SPY A TATER TATER! I spy a tater in need of clusage... When: Thursday, May 18, 2006. Where: Verrrrmont. You: Man. Me: Woman. Black VW NH plates 89 We passed each other on 89 from Exit 812 like 8 times You had a Blk VW w/ NH plates, I had a silver car, lets get off at the same exit next time When: Tuesday, May 23, 2006. Where: Interstate 89. You: Woman. Me: Man. Hooters cutie!-w/foriegn accent.... Thanks for the photo shoot (picture phone), last Saturday lunch — with my younger friend....very fun... What are you doing this weekend? When: Saturday, May 27, 2006. Where: Hooters. You: Woman. Me: Man. CMB, ESOA is here! I am on my way back to Vermont for awesome rides by the lake, sweet sunsets, cuddling in tents, and ESOA! This will be the epitome of “awesome” summers to remember, glad you can be part of it. -HMG When: Friday, May 26, 2006. Where: Myspace. You: Man. Me: Woman. MOLLICA Contact me here! Yahoo sucks! Dok When: Friday, May 26, 2006. Where: online. You: Woman. Me: Man. % #900029 Healthy Living Cafe: You: cute girl buying food at the cafe. Me: taking pictures of cookies, you were checking me out! Let me buy you some food. When: Friday, May 26, 2006. Where: Healthy Living Natural Foods. You: Woman. Me: Man. Gaelic Storm at Higher Ground N.Y. beauty from Plattsburgh. I wish I had met you sooner. We spoke at the end of the concert about Irish festivals. You recommended Altamont. The chemistry seemed right. Would you like to continue our conversation and beyond? When: Thursday, May 11, 2006. Where: close to the stage. You: Woman. Me: Man. 5/24 Edelweiss...Stowe You...handsome!! Dirt on your face??! and a silver ring on your right hand. Me bashful, blue with tattoo. Single? When: Wednesday, May 24, 2006. Where: Edelweiss, Stowe. You: Man. Me: Woman. Municipal Corporation Man I walked past you about 100 times this year; too assiduous to even say hi. You, smart man in brown blazer buttonholing. Me, smart woman in various professional get-ups learning. Are you free to talk politics over dinner? When: Tuesday, January 3, 2006. Where: The best sight at night to see. You: Man. Me: Woman. Members Only Jacket Maybe I can finally be part of your exclusive club? Members Only jacket and bomber glasses, you’ve made me smile, laugh and enjoy life even more. I’ll look forward to more in August. When: Thursday, January 19, 2006. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. Green-eyed, Red-headed Dready I’ve spied you on Church Street and North Beach with your huge Great Dane and Rotti mix. Care to go for a dip together in the Lake?? If so, look for me, I’ve got incredibly beautiful blue eyes and a goofy personality! When: Thursday, May 25, 2006. Where: North Beach. You: Man. Me: Woman. My little humper from Carolina It’s been an amazing 6 months, and I wouldn’t want to have gone through them with anyone else. I can’t believe how lucky I am to have you in my life. I’m looking forward to many more months of happiness with you. Much love, Habebate. When: Friday, October 28, 2005. Where: Davidson. You: Man. Me: Woman.
If you are missing IDs If you have lost a debit card, an ID, a credit card or a nice brown leather shoulder bag with your check book in it, you should maybe check out Pearl Street Beverage. We are amassing a collection of these items. Shoulder bag will be comandeered if not claimed within a week. Come get your stuff at the Bevy! When: Thursday, May 25, 2006. Where: at Pearl Street Beverage. You: Man. Me: Woman. 3 may be your magic# But my magic number is 6. Maybe your three little words with oh so much meaning will pass through your lips again? I look forward to the day and the days... When: Sunday, May 21, 2006. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman.
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I heart Lucy Vincent I love these boys!!! They’re music rocks.... and their HOT!!!! What else could a girl want? Wish I knew you better. How about an after-show party. Oh Lucy Vincent. I love nude beaches too..... When: Tuesday, May 23, 2006. Where: Nectars. You: Man. Me: Man.
Woolen Mills health club Doing yoga in the sauna. Want to hang out before you leave for grad school? When: Friday, May 19, 2006. Where: Winooski. You: Man. Me: Man. Cedar Glen worker 28yo with Superman tatoo on left bicep. I know you have a gf in ND, but want to have some casual fun before you leave for LV at the end of the summer? When: Monday, May 8, 2006. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Man. I spy a sexy chef You were cooking omeletts at the Tuscan Kitchen on Sunday, I was too shy to talk to you. Me: light brown hair/brown eyes, had my whole family with me, little nephew was in my lap. Couldn’t take my eyes off of you, caught you looking too. Single? Wanna get together for coffee or scrambled eggs? When: Sunday, May 21, 2006. Where: Tuscan Kitchen. You: Man. Me: Woman. Pizza Putt 5/16 We exchanged several glances in passing. But I don’t think either of us were in a position to say hello. Try again? When: Tuesday, May 16, 2006. Where: Pizza Putt. You: Woman. Me: Man. Beautiful Woman I walked to the door at Blockbuster and there you were walking out and down the walkway, ahh then you looked back and at that point I wanted to play “Vermont Lacrosse”with u..... When: Saturday, May 20, 2006. Where: Blockbuster. You: Woman. Me: Man. X-ray sweater guy I spy a stretcher-pushing cutie in X-ray. I heard you like older women...Can I try your sweater on for size? When: Friday, May 19, 2006. Where: FAHC. You: Man. Me: Woman.
Matthew from Bruegger’s It was nice to see you out from behind the counter at Bruegger’s and playing some bball, alone...if you ever need a partner let me know. When: Tuesday, May 23, 2006. Where: Basketball court. You: Man. Me: Man.
Liberal, Sensitive, Sensual Well buddy, onthewing, this one is for you. I see you there on my screen, sound pretty normal to me. I like that. TrtlGrl lives on!! When: Friday, May 19, 2006. Where: Personals online. You: Man. Me: Woman.
Waiting, you smiled. 5/20 VSECU ATM. So good to encounter your generous smile (even when you discovered and returned his forgotten card). Wishing our circles overlapped. I think you teach? Kids must love you. I held onto that warmth all weekend while painting. When: Saturday, May 20, 2006. Where: VSECU. You: Woman. Me: Man.
Essex Price Chopper 9:30ish (pm). I was in line behind you and shared my price chopper card. You seemed really sweet and I am kicking myself for not asking you out. Me:blue hoodie, purple skirt, I knew the cashier. You: tall, hoodie, hat and I think a beard. When: Wednesday, May 17, 2006. Where: Essex Price Chopper. You: Man. Me: Woman.
She’s out of control. I spy other innocent bystanders manhandled by a certain female bouncer on Church Street. I’m pretty sure socializing and drinking beer is not a good reason to tackle patrons to the ground. Sound remotely familiar? Let’s do something about it. When: Friday, May 5, 2006. Where: Downtown. You: Woman. Me: Woman. Camouflage hoodie at Chef’s Corner I sat across from you and your girls at Chef’s Corner today (Monday 5/22). I was wearing a light blue, button-down dress shirt. We exchanged glances several times as I ate lunch with a friends. That was the first time I’ve ever been there. But if I had known you ate there, I would go more often. You’re amazing! Lunch? When: Monday, May 22, 2006. Where: Chef’s Corner - Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. 4uSPOB All five horizons revolved around your soul, as the earth to the sun. Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn... “I like EDDIE!”.. so many moments. Turn over everything, time can heal us again. I’m tender in your arms- You feel like home to me. Let’s start over... again! When: Saturday, May 13, 2006. Where: Hartford, CT. You: Man. Me: Woman.
I spy my soulmate but I feel like I am losing you, it is scaring me. Please be honest with me and let me know what is going on with us. Hurt me now not later! I will forever love you and cherish the short time that we had together. When: Wednesday, May 17, 2006. Where: Cornerstone. You: Man. Me: Woman. CUTE BOI CLEANER AT VNA Your smile drives me crazy! I find myself thinking about you and what other tattoos you may have! I’ll be looking for you to be alone. You better be ready! When: Thursday, May 4, 2006. Where: VNA. You: Woman. Me: Woman. I spy Brindle’s mommy the sexiest Aikido, credit specialist at Gardener’s Supply. I promise not to call you every day but I can’t help thinking about you every day. You make my flower blossom! When: Saturday, April 8, 2006. Where: at my friend’s 50th birthday party. You: Woman. Me: Woman. You at the Salon Remember the first time you waxed my eyebrows, my jumping in the booth has settled down but my love for you hasn’t. Lets set a date for another NYC trip, this time we should get tattoos. Call me, tell me what you think. When: Sunday, April 30, 2006. Where: B-Bills on Church St.. You: Woman. Me: Man.
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Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center 102 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org
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HCS provides innovative supports to Vermonters with developmental disabilities in Chittenden County. Our goal is to recruit and retain exceptional staff that shares our enthusiasm for life and dedication to work.
The Converse Home, a nonprofit residential care home for seniors in Burlington, is seeking an individual with extensive management experience to serve as Executive Director. This newly renovated and expanded facility provides state-of-the-art care for 67 residents in a home-like setting including 16 residents in the Gardenview memory loss program.
Interested in show business and fire stations? Have the ability to maintain consistent boundaries and to let things just roll off your back? This man enjoys computers, radio and television programs, and rides to Burlington. 2 - 20 hr/wk positions in Vergennes/Ferrisburgh area.
Qualified candidates will possess 3-5 years in a senior management position combined with several years of direct care experience. In addition, a current Vermont license as a registered nurse or nursing home administrator is required.
Best matches are male for these 4 Residential Instructor positions. Become part of a groundbreaking program providing intensive wrap-around services to an exceptional and compelling young man. Many different schedules, all with benefits. Creativity and strong desire to learn and grow professionally as well as experience supporting challenging behaviors a must.
A competitive salary and benefits package are provided. Send resume to:
The Converse Home Executive Director Search 272 Church St., Burlington, VT 05401 or email to: info@conversehome.com.
Individual needed to provide community-based life skills training and recreational opportunities for a young adult woman with a great sense of humor. She enjoys cars, rides, typing, writing, music, movies, and shopping. 20 morning hours per week.
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7 June Grads looking for support as they begin life beyond school. Areas of interest are CCV course work, healthy eating and exercising, art projects and music, getting a driver’s license and relationships. Several positions in many different areas. Best match are self-directed, positive people looking for exciting careers. Positions of 20 hr/wk eligible for prorated health/dental/life insurance, generous paid time off, gym discounts, retirement plan. We offer fun & supportive team environments, ongoing paid training, professional advancement and competitive salaries. Reliable transportation, driver’s license, HS diploma or equivalent required. Staff Recruitment 802-652-2114 or SueS@HowardCenter.org for more information about the above openings LOOKING FOR A HOME-BASED CAREER? Our Shared Living Provider program creates opportunities for individuals to live with a single person, couple, or family in Chittenden County. 2 Shared Parenting opportunities for a female or couple in the Essex, Milton, Burlington Need to place an ad? areas. These positions provide in home & community support to lovely and Michelle charming young women with developmental disabilities. 9 Call to 22 days per month. Excellent support, ongoing training, and annual tax-free $19,000 stipend provided. Call Marisa Hamilton at 865-6173 or MarisaH@HowardCenter.org.
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EMPLOYMENT AA/EOE
Town Administrator BURLINGTON COLLEGE IS SEEKING CANDIDATES FOR THREE POSITIONS:
The Town of Waitsfield, VT (pop. 1,649) is seeking an Administrator to oversee general municipal services including budgeting, grants administration, facilities management, personnel matters, coordination of legal issues, risk management, purchasing, and development of municipal water and wastewater infrastructure. The position supports a five-member Select Board. Knowledge and experience with road construction, planning & zoning, and general accounting is preferred. Candidates should possess demonstrated ability to effectively manage personnel and coordinate efforts of various volunteer public officials and paid staff. Position requires excellent written and verbal communication skills.
Director of Admissions Admissions Counselor Student Services Officer Qualifications include: college admissions and/or student services experience; excellent person-to-person and written communications skills; database management abilities; enrollment management experience and strong organizational ability. Familiarity with financial aid, and community and regional resources preferred. The Admissions positions require extensive networking, lead management, and travel. The Student Services position requires an advanced degree in a psychology or counseling field. Part-time applicants considered. EOE. Please contact:
Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in public administration or three years experience in public administration or business management. Competitive salary and benefit package. Position open in late June. Apply with cover letter, resume and three current letters of recommendation to:
Waitsfield Select Board 9 Bridge Street, Waitsfield, VT 05673.
Jack V. Austin HR, 95 North Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 802-862-9616; Email: jaustin@burlington.edu
Applications accepted until position is filled. EOE.
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Budget Analyst/Senior Budget Analyst
Landscape Supervisor
Provide complete oversight and management for all restricted funding sources and capital equipment by working collaboratively with all facets of the budget process. Assist in developing guidelines, parameters, schedules and procedures for budget preparation. Assist the budget administrators in understanding the budget system and monitoring revenues and expenses incurred; anticipate overspending problems. Monitor budget versus actual figures. Identify and act on opportunities to automate, streamline and improve reporting and budgeting procedures.
As a “working supervisor,” supervise all full-time and seasonal landscape and athletic fieldworker staff for main campus and outside houses, new construction and athletic playing surfaces. Maintain walkways, roads and parking lots in all seasons. Contract, supervise and evaluate landscape and tree maintenance contractors. Prepare requisitions, order materials, tools and equipment, prepare annual equipment and vehicle fleet acquisition recommendations, and develop project estimates. Develop safety and educational training programs. Develop and direct all campus snow and ice removal schedules, procedures and activities. Develop landscape designs, prepare recommendations, install plantings in areas of new construction and renovate existing plantings as required.
Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree and two or more years experience working with financial information. Financial management experience with an understanding of general budgeting procedures. Strong communication skills. Detailed knowledge of spreadsheets, databases and presentation software. Ability to articulate strategies and implement policies.
Qualifications: 3-5 years previous experience in grounds or athletic field maintenance required. Previous supervisory experience required. Associate’s or Bachelor’s degree in horticulture preferred. Knowledge of proper grounds maintenance techniques, horticulture and soil requirements for various plantings. Knowledge of safe working practices and procedures. Diverse equipment operation and maintenance experience.
Manager of Mechanical, Electrical and Plumbing Services
Landscape Horticulturist
Provide leadership, planning, and day-to-day direction of Facilities Services electrical, plumbing, heating, ventilation, and air-conditioning (HVAC) and automotive/equipment maintenance functions for all campus buildings, facilities and equipment. Oversee the supervision of personnel including supervisors, team leaders, and staff members. Manage contractors for on-site work.
Plan and manage the horticultural activities on the lands of Middlebury College. Supervise and instruct subordinate and seasonal staff in horticultural and arboricultural techniques. Provide technical assistance; personally perform horticultural and landscape duties as necessary. Determine annual plant and equipment requirements. Coordinate landscaping work activities with other trades as required by multi-trade projects. Formulate and submit project requests, annual plans and schedules, and cost estimates for grounds maintenance, landscape improvements, and gardening operations. Prepare specifications and requisitions for plants, supplies and construction materials; maintain records; and submit reports and comments on annual plans and special projects.
Qualifications: High school education or equivalent required. Associate’s or Bachelor’s degree in a relevant field strongly preferred. Supervisory training desirable. Vocational training and/or apprenticeship for plumbing or electrical trades helpful. Five years of supervisory experience preferred. Extensive knowledge Qualifications: Graduation from an accredited four-year college or university with of plumbing, heating, electrical, refrigeration, propane, air-conditioning, auto/ specialization in horticulture or closely related fields. Associate’s degree with 4 years equipment mechanics preferred. Computer skills required. Must maintain a valid experience in large-scale greenhouse or lawn and garden work can be substituted for fourdriver’s license and a vehicle for transportation. Must communicate effectively. year degree. Two years previous experience in large-scale greenhouse or lawn and to place an employment ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 Must Need be willing to work a flexible schedule and be willing to respond to emergency e m a i l m i c h e l l e @ s e v e n d a y s v t . c o m garden work. Previous supervisory experience preferred. (Graduate work in horticulture or closely related fields may be substituted on a year-for-year basis for the required experience). and service calls. Must have a pesticide applicator’s license or ability to obtain.
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Major Gifts Officer Research, identify, visit, steward and solicit prospective and current College supporters. Manage a select case load of donors and identify new prospects. Identify, cultivate, and coordinate volunteer and staff/faculty assistance for fundraising activities. Focus efforts specifically on parent and planned giving prospect groups. Assist in the design of communication materials as needed. BA/BS degree, 3+ years of experience in fundraising or sales, high level of computer and communication skills and some travel required. Experience in planned giving and higher education preferred.
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Northland Job Corps Center Vergennes, Vermont 100A McDonough Drive Vergennes, VT 05491 Accepting applications for the following openings:
Operations Manager, Development Office
Residential Advisors: High school diploma or GED. College preferred. Experience working with youth in a residential living environment (nights, evenings and weekend shifts available).
Supervise operations staff, data entry, correspondence, information technology and reporting; provide support for advisory committees, monitor quality control of output and reporting, procedure documentation, and serve in a project management role in a busy office. Recruit, hire and train staff as needed. Must have excellent communication skills, proficiency in computers and databases, know how to prioritize and monitor projects, and have the ability to supervise the workload of others. A sense of humor and the ability to work within a team are essential. A BA/BS degree and 2-3 years experience in the workplace preferred.
Safety/Center Protection Officer: GED/High school diploma, valid driver’s license in the state of Vermont. Provide safety and security at center. Shift is 3p/12. Recreation Specialist: Associate’s degree or one year related experience working with youth.
Submit cover letter, resume, and a list of at least three references by June 15th to:
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Human Resources, Champlain College PO Box 670, Burlington, Vermont 05402-0670 Email to: HR@champlain.edu. Fax to: 802-860-2713. EOE
Heather Adams, adams.heather@jobcorps.org phone: 802-877-0159 or Julie Caldwell, jcaldwell@rescare.com phone: 502-387-0539
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Chittenden South Supervisory Union EMPLOYEE BENEFITS ADMINISTRATOR/COORDINATOR
Vermont Housing Finance Agency, located in Burlington, VT, has an immediate opening for its Chief Financial Officer position. The CFO is a member of the Executive Management team and responsible for the direction, management, and oversight of the financial, fiscal accounting, internal audit and investment areas of VHFA.
The Chittenden South Supervisory Union school system is seeking a full-time, full-year Employee Benefits Administrator/Coordinator. This position is responsible for the day-to-day operations of all employee benefit programs, including but not limited to: health, dental, long-term disability, life insurance, Worker’s Compensation, and Section 125 Cafeteria plans, as well as COBRA administration, and HIPAA compliance. Duties include benefit enrollments, terminations and all other paperwork and communications with providers, group and individual employee benefits counseling and presentations, record keeping, government reports and surveys, general employee communications, including newsletter publication and website management and all other functions related to benefits administration.
The CFO is responsible for the development and ongoing review of Agency business processes and procedures to ensure optimal operating efficiency. The position is responsible for the development and implementation of financing structures that support the Agency’s Loan programs, including the sale and management of VHFA tax-exempt and taxable bond functions. The CFO is also responsible for the selection and implementation of new finance software applications and related integration with the other Agency software applications. Master’s Degree or CPA certification or equivalent experience is required. Five to ten years management experience in the public or private sector is necessary. Experience in the implementation of business systems and/or computer conversions is highly desirable. Knowledge of mortgage loan accounting, fund accounting principles, public finance techniques and/or internal audit are preferred.
The successful candidate should have a Bachelor’s degree or comparable experience and significant knowledge and skill in benefits administration and employee communications. The individual must be extremely organized, able to function in fast-paced, multiple transaction and confidential environment, and must have excellent communication and presentation skills. Experience in a school and/or union setting is preferred, but not required.
Excellent written and verbal communication skills are required. Must be highly organized; able to handle multiple tasks; assess and set changing priorities; meet deadlines and Please submit your application online at schoolspring.com or by submitting Need to place an employment ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21work with a wide range of individuals, internal and external to the Agency.
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EMPLOYMENT Autumn Harp provides premium service and creative solutions in product development and manufacturing for customers in the personal care market.
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We need someone to join the Planning Team to assist in the day-to-day activities of scheduling and supplying selected production areas with necessary paperwork and materials to complete customer orders. Must be computer-proficient; have excellent interpersonal and customer service skills and outstanding verbal and written communication skills; and be highly attentive to details.
Child and Family Outpatient Clinician - Individual, family & group treatment. Master’s degree & Vermont licensure required.20 hour contracted position. CRT Clinician(s) (2 FT w/Benefits) - Provide clinical and case management services for individuals,groups, and families in support of recovery from the impact of symptoms of psychiatric disabilities. Flexible and supportive team-oriented work environment guided by recovery values and that supports innovative practices and professional development.Master’s degree in human service field, own transportation and valid driving license required.
Production Workers We have regular positions (with benefits) and seasonal positions available on all shifts. Sat / Sun work available (great for college students or second job seekers!). Duties include operating machines that pour, cap, label, and pack our cosmetic and skin care products.We will train you!
ACCESS Clinician - to join dynamic team providing on-call crisis intervention,and a variety of clinical modalities of clinical work w/ children & families. No overnight or weekend shifts. Experience in crisis intervention,conflict resolution & behavior management required.Ability & desire to collaborate w/ multiple resources a must.Master’s degree required.FT w/ benefits.
Equipment Maintenance Technician – 2nd Shift We have one position open on second shift for a mechanical technician who likes a challenge, is innovative when it comes to designing or modifying our equipment, enjoys ‘fire fighting’ in a fast-paced manufacturing environment. If you enjoy working on a team to minimize machine downtime and improve line efficiency and being creative and innovative, we want to hear from you!
School Interventionist - to work in new year-round program for middle and high school-aged emotionally and behaviorally disabled students, beginning summer 2006. Provide direct intervention and training to foster development of social skills,effective behavior,daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children.Bachelor’s degree preferred. FT w/benefits.
For all positions: must be able to fulfill the physical job requirements. Very competitive wages, a great profit-sharing plan, fully paid health, dental and disability insurances for you, a 401K plan with a generous match and other great benefits.
For a complete list of “Job Opportunities” at CSAC visit www.csac-vt.org.
Recognized as one of the fastest-growing manufacturers in Vermont! Autumn Harp Pine Street & Munsill Avenue Bristol, VT 05443 Fax: 802-453-6420 jobs@autumnharp.com www.autumnharp.com
Equal Opportunity Employer
To apply to any of the“Job Opportunities”listed above you may choose to contact us by: • Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 • In person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC office: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street, Middlebury, VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751, ext. 425.
MAINTENANCE TECHNICIAN POSITIONS AVAILABLE The Burlington Housing Authority seeks qualified applicants www.craftemergency.org to join our Maintenance Staff. The Maintenance Technician Needtrades to place an ad? positions require proficiency in the building including Director of Development and Communications carpentry, electrical, painting, plumbing, groundskeeping and Call Michelle Brown The Craft Emergency Relief Fund (CERF) seeks to hire a senior level staff member snow removal. Applicants must participate8in6 a weekly “on-call” 5 - 1 0 2 0 x to develop, 2 1 implement and evaluate a comprehensive fundraising development program that secures significant financial resources from individuals, rotation, which covers night and weekend emergencies. Efficiency corporations, foundations and government agencies. This seasoned and ability to work independently are required. professional will also develop and put into action a marketing and communications plan that promotes CERF and its various programs.
Applicants shall have a minimum of two years of valid Needwork to place an ad? The ideal candidate will have an advanced degree in marketing, communicaexperience in general building maintenance or building trades, Call Michelle Browndiscipline. Ten or more years of increasing respontions, or other appropriate shall be in good physical condition, possess a high school sibility leading the fundraising and communications work of a nonprofit and 8license. 6 5 - 1 0 a2 0 x 2 1 proven track record of success directing and executing fundraising goals of diploma or GED, and shall have a valid Vermont driver’s $2 million or more a year. The individual will possess excellent writing, verbal, A physical exam may be required. Salary ranges from $24,325 to and analytical skills. $30,000 with excellent benefits. Need to place an employment ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 e
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CalljobMichelle Brown to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020Excellent x 21 benefits package. Detailed description available by request to: Burlington Need Housing Authority info@craftemergency.org or call: 802-229-2306. The position will be open 8 6 5 - 1 0 2 0 x 2 1until filled. Attention: Chris Barrett 65 Main Street Please send cover letter, resume, the names, addresses and phone numbers of To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 three references and salary history/requirements to: Burlington, VT 05401-8408
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Office Manager Wake Up and Smell the CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Provide administrative support for fast-paced, multiservice agency location; requires Opportunities! ability to relate to adolescents and professional staff, handle multifunction phone system
WebSite Internship
and office equipment, perform clerical duties including data entry, maintain calm and humor in a busy environment. Previous related experience required, BA plus experience with adolescents preferred.
Diversity Coordinator
Our company has a Summer Opportunity available working on our company website. This position will assist with redesigning and updating our non-consumer direct content on our website. It will also assist with building program banner ads and occasional home page graphics.We are looking for a minimum of a 2-year college degree related to website construction and previous experience with HTML. Position will start immediately and go until the end of the summer. Please forward a resume to:
Provide coordination for agency diversity initiatives, guide the process of developing cultural competence, coordinate Diversity Committee, develop training schedule and secure presenters. Bachelor’s degree in relevant field plus previous experience with a range of diversity issues within a work-group or educational setting.This is an AmeriCorps*VISTA position through Burlington’s CEDO program. Deadline for application is 6/30/06 for 8/24 start date. Letter/resume, indicating which position you are applying for: KJ, Spectrum Youth and Family Services 31 Elmwood Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 EOE or log onto: www.cedoburlington.org for the A*VISTA position.
GMCR Recruitment, 33 Coffee Lane, Waterbury, VT 05676 • Fax 802-882-4617, or email your resume to jobs@gmcr.com. You can visit our website for a detailed job description and an application at www.gmcr.com.
Lamoille County Mental Health Services Lamoille County Mental Health, a designated agency providing developmental and mental health services in the Lamoille Valley area, has the following job opportunity:
INTEGRATION SPECIALIST The Children’s Mental Health program at Lamoille County Mental Health is recruiting a full-time Integration Specialist. This is a challenging opportunity to join a dynamic program. Ideal candidate will have demonstrated skills supporting the placement of students with emotional disabilities in regular education environments through the provision of training and supervision of staff working directly with students in public schools. Must be proficient in the development of behavioral modification planning and crisis intervention. Minimum qualifications include Master’s degree in education or psychology. Management experience, leadership in multidisciplinary teaming knowledge and experience in both special education and mental health. Full-time, 220-day position with full benefits begins July 2006. Qualified candidates, please forward resume and letter of interest to:
Come join Vermont’s innovative, energy-efficiency organization! We’re a nonprofit organization dedicated to saving energy and improving our environment. We’re looking for energetic, enthusiastic and environmentally motivated individuals to join our terrific team. This position requires excellent customer service, written and oral communication, word processing, spread sheet and database skills. EOE.
ONLINE MARKETING PROJECT MANAGER Responsible for leading the planning, development and maintenance of strategically integrated websites for Vermont Energy Investment Corporation. Requires three years of marketing and website maintenance experience, excellent copywriting and design skills and an ability to lead within a team environment. Please email resume and cover letter by 6/16 to:
resume@veic.org or mail to: VEIC Recruitment 255 South Champlain Street, Suite 7 Burlington, VT 05401
Lamoille County Mental Health Services Attn: Human Resources 275 Brooklyn Street, Morrisville, VT 05661 Lamoille County Mental Health is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
Visit our site to learn more about VEIC: www.veic.org.
WILLISTON SCHOOL DISTRICT
EssEx Junction REcREation and PaRks
NURSE ASSISTANT – PART-TIME – WCS
Park attendant
Position is 20 hrs/wk, 3 days/wk. The nurse assistant works collaboratively with the school nurse to provide health care to the school. A Vermont nursing license and CPR/First Aid certification is required. Experience with community/family-centered nursing preferred. Please apply online to schoolspring.com.
To monitor activity in Maple Street Park. Ability to communicate with youth and adults. The candidate will work closely with maintenance and administrative staff as well as various user groups of Maple Street Park. Work hours approximately from 4:00-9:00 pm. Varying work schedule from Monday-Sunday for approximately 30 hours a week. $11 per hour.
PARAEDUCATORS – WCS & ABS
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WSD Sp.Ed. Dept. has several para positions available for experienced applicants. If you want to make a difference with children, and gain valuable experience, consider joining our special education team. Pay rate is competitive, benefits are included. Apply online to schoolspring.com or call Cindy at 879-5845.
Needed to maintain athletic fields, gardens and other parks property. Experience in landscape and field management, horticulture, and planning and development. Prior experience preferred. Part-time seasonal, 20 hours per week with flexible schedule. Must be at least 18 years of age. $12 per hour.
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LUNCH & RECESS OVERSEER – ABS
Part-time school position. Ten hrs/wk when school is in session. Childoriented person to help oversee elementary students during lunch & recess times (11 a.m. - 1 p.m.). Apply at Allen Brook School or call 879-5807 for more info.
LIBRARY AIDE – ABS
Twelve hours a week beginning late August 2006. Job includes helping students with research, checking out books on computer, shelving books. Library experience a plus. Apply at Allen Brook School or call 879-5807 for more info.
Experience in pool maintenance preferred, but not essential. Training provided. Weekdays and weekends. June 19-August 27. Applicants must be at least 16 years of age. Pays $8 hour. To apply, submit an application to: essex Junction recreation and Parks department 75 Maple street, essex Junction, Vt 05452 or call 878-1375 for more information. EOE
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Counseling Position Country Roads, a runaway and homeless youth intervention program of the Washington County Youth Service Bureau/Boys & Girls Club, is seeking a FT counselor to provide individual youth and family counseling, crisis management, and case management services. Salary: $26,000 with Master’s degree or $30,000 with license. Excellent benefits. Desired qualifications include: Master’s degree in counseling or related field with a concentration on youth and families; sensitivity to issues confronting youth and families; ability to work in a team approach; energetic, positive, and flexible attitude; reliable transportation. Training opportunities available. Submit cover letter, resume, and 3 letters of reference to:
Nicole Bachand, Clinical Administrator Washington County Youth Service Bureau/ Boys & Girls Club PO Box 627, Montpelier, VT 05601 Or email to: nbachand@youthservicebureau.info EOE
LODGING MANAGER Manage the daily lodging operations including 60 hotel rooms and 70 condominium rental units, night audit and housekeeping. Customer service, revenue management, daily management of property management system and Internet distribution partnerships. Excellent customer service skills, hospitality and related industry experience preferred.
SR. STAFF ACCOUNTANT Supervise accounting staff, accounts payable, accounts receivable, monitor daily accounting activities, reconcile and analyze accounts, reconcile bank statements, prepare financial reports, and more. Small office environment. College degree in accounting/finance, and related industry experience preferred.
JR. STAFF ACCOUNTANT Perform specific accounting duties to support the daily business activities of the resort, reconcile and analyze accounts, reconcile bank statements, post and reconcile daily activities and deposits, accounts payables, accounts receivable, etc. Small office environment. College degree in accounting/ finance and related industry experience preferred.
SALES MANAGER Generate new wedding, meeting and bus group leads through prospecting initiatives and proposals; generate repeat business. Some overnight travel required. College degree and 2-3 years related experience. Proven sales ability, customer service and excellent written & verbal communication skills. Strong network of contacts in the resort/hospitality industry is a plus.
Please send resume & cover letter to: hr@boltonvalley.com. Bolton Valley Resort 4302 Bolton Access Road Bolton, VT 05477
EMPLOYMENT Essex CHIPS Executive Director Position Essex CHIPS (Community Helping to Inspire People to Succeed,) a nonprofit youth-adult coalition based in Essex Junction seeks an Executive Director. Essex CHIPS has been a dynamic collaborative serving Essex, Essex Junction and Westford since 1986 by providing comprehensive community-wide healthy youth develpment and substance abuse prevention. All initiatives are conceived planned, and implemented through youth-adult collaboration. The ideal candidate will have: • A passion for the mission of healthy youth development • Community collaboration experience with an understanding of the local community (desirable) • Proven track record in leadership of nonprofit organizations and community mobilization • Experience procuring, writing, and managing grants and other resource development • Administrative experience • Visionary yet detail-oriented • Highly organized self-starter • Team player – able to work collaboratively with youth and adults Candidates should send resume and references to: Hiring Committee, Essex CHIPS, 2 Lincoln Street, Essex Junction, Vermont 05452 or by email to Hiring@EssexCHIPS.org Deadline: June 14, 2006.
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR The Central Vermont Community Land Trust (CVCLT) is seeking a dynamic, creative Executive Director with a strong commitment to affordable housing. Based in Barre, Vermont, CVCLT develops affordable housing, provides property management services, operates a revolving loan fund and down payment assistance grant program, delivers homebuyer education and counseling services and partners with other nonprofits on important community projects. Reporting to a Board of Directors, the Executive Director will lead and manage this not-for-profit, mission-driven organization. Areas of responsibility include community partnerships and relations, fundraising, supervision of program managers and staff (currently 21), program administration and development, fiscal management and Board development. Leadership experience in a nonprofit, community-based organization is desired along with excellent management and communication skills, fundraising, grant writing, real estate development, lending and property management. For more information about CVCLT or to view a detailed job description, see www.cvclt.org. To apply, Please send a resume, cover letter, references and salary requirements to: ED Search Committee Central Vermont Community Land Trust 107 North Main Street Barre, Vermont 05641 Fax: 802-479-0120 Applications must be received in the CVCLT office no later than COB June 30, 2006. The Central Vermont Community Land Trust is an Equal Opportunity Employer
Institute for Sustainable Communities Montpelier, Vermont, U.S.
Administrative Assistant Does working with an international organization intrigue you? If so, this may be the job for you. We are looking for an energetic and organized individual to provide administrative and clerical support to the office of the president and senior management.You will be responsible for a variety of tasks, such as assisting with correspondence and major mailings; arranging travel, meetings, seminars and study tours; copy editing and formatting various reports and documents; and maintaining filing systems and ISC’s database. Ideally, you will have a minimum of four years of administrative and clerical work experience in a professional office setting, an Associate’s degree in a related field, and a “can-do” attitude. You will also possess above average organizational skills,and the ability to track multiple and competing priorities;excellent communications and computer skills; and the ability to work independently and collaboratively with our U.S.and international staff. A complete job description is on our web site – www.iscvt.org.
BUILDING TECHNOLOGY INSTRUCTOR Center for Technology, Essex Full-time position available to provide instruction to students in our Building Technology program starting with the 2006-07 school year. This program is designed to provide students with the academic and technical skills necessary to enter employment with entry-level job skills or to prepare for post-secondary certificate and degree programs in the construction industry. Position will focus on commercial construction. Associate’s degree (or 48 college credits) in a related area and six or more years of experience in commercial and/or residential construction with demonstrated ability on commercial projects required. VT Educator license with a Building technology endorsement. For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at:
Deadline: June 19, 2006. Interested applicants should send a cover letter and resume to: ccarpenter@iscvt.org or fax: 802-229-2919. ISC is an equal opportunity employer.
www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). Applications only accepted electronically through www.schoolspring.com. EOE
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT RepoRteR The St. Albans Messenger seeks an ambitious, self-motivated reporter to cover all aspects of Franklin County life. Join an award-winning staff in its efforts to produce a newspaper responsive to the needs of a dynamic and growing community. Position requires experience in community journalism. Journalism or communications degree preferred. Applicants should have proven record of writing clear, concise, and in-depth reports that illuminate the issues. This full-time position requires a team player. Benefits: health insurance, 401k, paid vacation, fitness and ski area passes. Visit www.samessenger.com.
Warehouse/Maintenance Vermont’s leading ceramic tile operation has a full-time position available in our busy warehouse including light maintenance work. We offer an exceptional benefits package and great work environment. Apply in person Monday thru Friday, 10am-4pm, or call 651-0746 and ask for Ryan to make an appointment.
Send letter, resume, clips to:
Best Tile 287 Leroy Road Williston, VT 05495 www.besttile.com
Emerson Lynn, editor and publisher St. Albans Messenger, P.O. Box 1250 St. Albans, VT 05478 or emerson@samessenger.com.
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DR® Power Equipment, manufacturer and marketer of the DR® and NEUTON® brands of outdoor power equipment, is looking for High-Quality Customer-Oriented TECHNICAL SPECIALISTS to staff our busy inbound call center.
Our Vacation Sales department is looking for an individual with excellent customer service and problem-solving skills to work in a fast-paced environment helping our timeshare owners and exchange guests. This position supports our Real Estate and Marketing efforts. The right candidate must have a positive and optimistic attitude, be creative, organized, flexible and a good working knowledge of Microsoft Office programs and database management are essential. Some weekend work required. Salary and incentive plan available. This position is temporary through September 30, 2006, with the possibility of becoming full-time.
Do you have experience working with small engines and outdoor power equipment? Are you generally mechanically inclined? Do you have a professional telephone manner, enjoy talking with the public, and have solid computer skills? If so, then WE WANT YOU! Our Seasonal Technical Specialists provide technical assistance to our customers worldwide while earning $11 per hour! We provide paid training, holidays and sick time, and profit sharing. This position is seasonal and our next training class starts soon! Please apply in person at our Factory Store on Meigs Road in Vergennes, or send, email or fax your resume and letter of interest to: DR POWER EQUIPMENT ®
PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD326, Vergennes, VT 05491
www.smuggs.com/jobs ~ 1-888-754-7684
Fax 802-877-1229 • Job Hotline 802-877-1235 jobs@DRpower.com DR® Power Equipment is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
COMMUNITY HEALTH COORDINATOR
Lund Family Center, a nonprofit organization devoted to strengthening families, is seeking candidates for:
PART-TIME PRESCHOOL TEACHER The preschool is housed at Richmond Elementary School and is a collaborative program between Chittenden East Supervisory Union and Lund. Our program is play based and is designed to be developmentally appropriate and accessible to a diverse group of learners. Interested candidates must have a desire to be an integral part of our teaching team and be active in planning an emergent curriculum.The position is 20 hours/week. Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or Elementary Education required;teaching certificate desirable. Applications must include: letter of interest, resume, and three letters of reference. Please submit cover letters and resumes to:
Jamie Tourangeau, Human Resources 76 Glen Road, Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: 802-861-6460
DIRECTOR OF HOMEOWNERSHIP PROGRAMS
The Lamoille Valley Community Justice Project, based in Hyde Park, is seeking an experienced nurse (RN) with public health or community health experience to work in a unique and highly effective health intervention program. This grant-funded Project serves children birth to age 15 (and their families) who have a parent who is or has been incarcerated, and is entering its 5th operational year.
Central Vermont Community Land Trust, with offices in Barre, is an innovative affordable housing nonprofit. We seek a motivated, experienced candidate to fill a challenging management level position. The Director of Homeownership Programs manages a staff of six, oversees the homebuyer education program, Homeland grant program and revolving loan fund. This is a full-time, salaried position with supervisory responsibilities. Salary: $38-40,000. DOE with excellent benefit package, and great work environment. Send resume, cover letter and list of references to:
The focus of this full-year, 32-hour-per-week Care Coordinator position is to assure that eligible children’s comprehensive health/behavioral problems are diagnosed and treated, and assure that parents of these children who have substance-abuse addictions access appropriate treatment Need toservices. place an employment ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 e
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ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS
Edmunds Elementary SVD9585 Site Coord, Burl After-School Edmunds Middle School SVD10400 Asst Principal
ADDISON CENTRAL SU Vermont Data Consortium SVD9918 Executive Dir
ADDISON NORTHEAST SU SVD10275 SPED Administrator
FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU
SVD9209 Coord of Employ,Trans & Related Stu Richford Jr-Sr High School SVD10138 Antic Asst Principal
CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU
SVD9846 Dir of Curr, Assess & Prof. Dev. Charlotte Central School SVD10266 SPED Administrator
TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS
SVD9082 Asst, Burl After-School SVD9972 Child Care Lead Instr SVD9716 Driver SVD10425 Para, Learning Center SVD9425 Subs, Elem & Middle level Burlington High School SVD10293 Intens Spec Needs Tchr, 0.5 FTE SVD9081 JV X-Country Coach SVD10380 School Nurse, 0.2 FTE H.O. Wheeler SVD10023 SPED, 1.0 FTE Edmunds Elementary SVD10032 Guidance Tchr, 0.4 FTE Edmunds Middle School SVD10104 Para-educator SVD9588 Para-educator SVD10197 SPED SVD10068 SPED, 1 Yr Only SVD9377 Student Assistance Prog Couns Hunt Middle School SVD9019 Intens Spec Needs Tchr, 0.5 FTE J.J. Flynn Elementary SVD10186 Para, Planning Room SVD10457 SPED, Title I, Reading Recov
COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT SVD10054 Engl Lang Learner Tchr 50% FTE Colchester Middle School SVD10391 Science Teacher (Antic) SVD9628 Computer Lab Monitor Colchester High School SVD9624 Business Ed Teacher 40% FTE SVD10060 Dance Team Coach SVD10390 Science Teacher 1 Yr Only SVD10057 V Boys X-Country Running Coach SVD10058 V Girls Basketball Coach SVD10059 V Girls Hockey Coach
SOUTH BURLINGTON SCHOOL DISTRICT SVD10264 SPED 06-07 SY, 0.5 FTE
SVD5603 Sub Food Services Workers SVD9578 Summer Speech/Lang Path SVD9579 Summer Speech/Lang Path South Burlington High School SVD10139 SPED 06-07 SY, 1.0 FTE SVD10137 Evening Custodian SVD10263 Para Level II, Behav Intervention SVD10406 Speech/Lang Path Asst (SLPA) F H Tuttle Middle School SVD10136 Enrich Ctr Spec 06-07 SY SVD9401 Library Asst 06-07 SY SVD9576 Para Level I SVD9573 Summer Paras - Level I SVD9396 Summer Teachers MS/HS Chamberlin School SVD9952 Para Level I 06-07 SY SVD9575 Summer Para - Level I EEE SVD9574 Summer Paras - Level I
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SVD10295 Early Child SPED Teacher, 0.8 FTE SVD10140 1.3 FTE General Music Tchr SVD9808 Computer Tech SVD9544 Speech/Lang Path Position Middlebury Union Middle School SVD10271 Latin I Teacher, 0.2 FTE SVD10272 Para (Team or Indiv Assts) Middlebury High School SVD10365 Math Support Para, 1.0 FTE SVD9979 Intens Needs Summer Prog Para Bridport Elementary School SVD9594 Upper Elem Class Tchrs Cornwall Elementary School SVD9701 Literacy Teacher, 0.4 FTE Mary Hogan School SVD10438 Summer EEE Para Ripton Elementary School SVD10515 Classroom Para Weybridge Elementary School SVD10336 Art Teacher, 0.2 FTE SVD10335 Math Teacher, 0.4 FTE SVD9543 Speech/Lang Path K-6
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SVD2980 Sub Teachers & Assts Mt Abraham Union High School SVD10386 Education Tech SVD10387 MS Science (1 Yr) SVD9875 Sumr Sch Earth Science Tchr Bristol Elementary School SVD9685 Speech/Lang Path 0.40 FTE Lincoln Community School SVD9988 School Librarian 0.60 FTE Central Office SVD10437 Secretary/Receptionist
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Fairfield Center School SVD9568 Language Arts Grade 7/8 SVD8680 Teacher of the Deaf St. Albans City School SVD9752 Speech/Lang Path, 0.6 FTE SVD10451 Gr 5 Teacher (Middle Level Cert) SVD10364 Consulting Teacher SVD10363 ESL Teacher (.50 FTE) SVD9514 School Nurse/Assoc.Nurse SVD9516 SPED (Elementary Level) St. Albans Town School SVD10260 Gr 5 Math Teacher, 1 Yr (Antic) SVD10259 Social Studies (Grade 8) SVD9632 SPED B.F.A. St. Albans SVD10500 German Tchr (LT Sub, 1st Trimester) SVD10501 Latin Tchr (LT Sub, 1st Trimester)
SVD9822 Para-Educator SVD10439 Admin Asst Early Child Progs SVD10290 Dir Early Child Advisory Council SVD10485 Early Childhood SPED SVD6738 Sub Tchr, Early Child Progs
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Bellows Free Academy Fairfax SVD9510 LT Sub Behavioral Spec 06-07 SVD4782 Sub Teacher Fletcher Elementary SVD9797 Music Tchr, 0.2 FTE (1 Day/Wk)
SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT SVD9870 Half Time SPED Teacher SVD10385 Information Tech Dir Springfield High School SVD10331 Half Time Science Tchr SVD10384 Science Teacher Park Street School SVD9420 Elem Music Teacher River Valley Technical Center SVD7681 Adult Ed Instrs SVD9977 Carpentry Instr SVD9379 Manufacturing Instr, 0.50 FTE
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Brewster Pierce Memorial School SVD9558 Elem Librarian 0.6FTE SVD9559 Pre-School/Early Child Tchr Browns River Middle School SVD10110 Math/Science Teacher Mt Mansfield Union High School SVD9876 Math Teacher, 0.40 FTE Richmond Elementary School SVD10216 Preschool Teacher Underhill Central Elementary SVD9496 Read/Math Res Tchr, 0.6 FTE Underhill ID Elementary SVD9767 Art Teacher, 0.30 FTE SVD9688 Elem Foreign Lang Tchr, 0.90 FTE
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SVD5360 Sub Positions Essex High School SVD9857 Admin Asst - Guid Office SVD10446 Alternative Ed Teacher SVD10071 Art Teacher SVD9919 Design and Tech Ed Teacher SVD8710 Driver Education Teacher SVD10169 Health Teacher SVD10350 Individual Asst SVD10348 Mainstream Teaching Asst SVD10014 Math Teacher SVD9584 Spanish Teacher Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School SVD10398 Mainstream TA / Social Support Coord SVD9902 School Nurse Summit Street Elementary School SVD10487 Art Teacher (LT Sub) SVD9851 Mainstream Teaching Asst Hiawatha Elementary School SVD9852 Mainstream Teaching Asst SVD9997 Preschool Teaching Asst Westford Elementary School SVD9497 Music Teacher SVD10475 School Counselor Center for Technology, Essex SVD10005 Building Tech Instr Aide SVD10065 Building Tech Teacher SVD10007 Business Academy Instr Aide SVD8586 Computer Systems Tech Teaching Asst SVD9901 Mainstream Teaching Asst SVD10008 Natural Resources Instr Aide
SVD10004 Pre-Tech Instructional Aide SVD10063 Pre-Tech Teacher Essex Junction Recreation and Parks SVD9996 Licensed Childcare Site Coord SVD10454 Admin Secretary/Receptionist Early Essential Education SVD9590 Interventionist
FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU
SVD9871 Antic Reading Coaches SVD9815 Early Ed SPED SVD9208 School Psychologist SVD9210 Technology Coord Berkshire Elementary School SVD10283 Guidance Counselor Enosburg Elementary School SVD10453 Antic SPED Enosburg Falls Middle/High School SVD10051 MS English Teacher (Antic) SVD9285 SPED Paras SVD9939 SPED Teacher Cold Hollow Career Center SVD9280 Allied Health Teacher SVD9279 Construction Trades Teacher Richford Jr-Sr High School SVD9292 Math Teacher SVD10287 Phys Education Teacher SVD9697 Science Teacher SVD9696 SPED Teacher
CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU
SVD10244 PT Occupat Therapist (OTR) SVD10342 Student Assist Prog (SAP) Couns Williston School District SVD9501 Case Mgr/Integration Spec 0.6 FTE SVD9904 Health Office Asst/Nurse SVD10276 Sch Health Svcs Professional (Nurse) Charlotte Central School SVD9522 Grade 3 Elem Teacher SVD9523 Grade 5 Elem Teacher Shelburne Community School SVD9689 Alpha Team Mid Level Tchr, Gr 6-8 SVD9549 One-On-One Paraprofessional SVD9529 Paraprofessional SVD9550 Team Para Champlain Valley Union High School SVD10061 Food Service Position SVD8826 Speech/Lang Path Case Mgr
RUTLAND CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS
SVD8576 Para-educator SVD9475 Registered Occupat Therapist Northeast Primary SVD10299 SPED Rutland Middle School SVD9673 Guidance Counselor SVD10025 Music Educator with Emphasis on Vocal/General SVD9789 Social Studies Teacher Rutland High School SVD10009 Mathematics Stafford Technical Center SVD9694 Occupat Fam-Cons Sciences Instr Rutland Middle/High School SVD8574 Speech/Language Path Northeast Primary/Northwest Primary SVD9672 Speech/Language Path
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Good with Eggs? Sunday Brunch Cook Needed $11/hr for experienced, dependable, clean professional. Call Chef Jon, or Dale, 802-434-3148 or stop by Toscano CafĂŠ/Bistro, Richmond.
SERVICES COORDINATOR Seeking an energetic person to join a fun team providing case management services to adults with Developmental Disabilities in Franklin & Grand Isle counties.Will be responsible for coordinating individual service plans, through a client-centered approach, and facilitating the communication and arrangements necessary for high-quality consumer satisfaction. A Bachelor’s degree in a related human services field is preferred, however, would consider an equivalent combination of relevant education and experience. Personal car necessary for travel.NCSS employees receive competitive wages, an outstanding benefit package and ongoing professional development. RESPITE PROVIDER Support team seeking single man or couple without children to share their Franklin County home with a man the first two weekends of every month, Friday morning through Monday morning.Candidate will work closely with Services Coordinator and other team members to support this individual. If you would like to make a difference in someone’s life, this is the job for you. Please call Gordon at 524-0574 ext. 225.
Would you like to work in an elegant retirement home in downtown Burlington? Full-time days and part-time evenings RN/LPNs Full- and part-time Resident Care Assistants If interested, contact Donna at 862-0401.
HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. E.O.E.
COMMUNITY RECOVERY SPECIALIST
Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.
Bachelor’s degree preferred. Assist consumers who experience chronic psychiatric symptoms transitioning into their community, sustaining and building community relationships and taking an active role in their treatment. Excellent written and verbal skills, flexibility, the ability to work well in a team environment. One full-time and one 20-hour position. Afternoons, evenings and overnights. Weekends a must. Submit resume to:
Rutland Mental Health, EOE Human Resources PO Box 222, Rutland, VT 05702.
DRÂŽ Power Equipment, worldwide marketer of the DRÂŽ and NEUTONÂŽ brands of outdoor power equipment, is seeking an Engineering/Drafting Technician to assist in product development projects. This position contributes in defining design criteria, researches components and suppliers, details component drawings using SolidWorks, designs packaging, manages prototype activities, and coordinates the operational development prior to market launch. SolidWorks 3D modeling experience preferred. We offer competitive pay, great benefits and a great place to work. Please send, email, or fax your resume and letter of interest to: DRÂŽ POWER EQUIPMENT
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PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD340, Vergennes, VT 05491 Fax 802-877-1229 • Job Hotline 802-877-1235 jobs@DRpower.com DRŽ Power Equipment is an Equal Opportunity Employer. DRŽ Power Equipment is a division of Country Home Products, Inc.
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Need to make more than $500 a week? Like waking up late? Better things to do on the weekend besides work? Do people say you’re too loud? If you said yes to ALL the above then you are the person I’m looking for! No sales experience necessary, we’ll train the right people! Call me today and start making some serious money! Faint of heart need not call. Immediate positions in a high-energy sales environment. No door-to-door here. A/C provided free of charge. Benefits and Management opportunity. Call today for a personal interview: 802-652-9629 EOE
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Meat & Seafood Clerk Full-time Meat & Seafood Clerk needed to assist customers at the Meat & Seafood counter; maintain, stock, rotate and display product; and assist with receiving – all within the department’s safety and sanitation policies. Applicants must have at least 6 months of meat and seafood experience, be a team player, be able to lift 50-80 lbs frequently, have effective communication skills and a sense of humor.
Receiver Full-time receiver needed to check deliveries; verify cost, count and quality of product; rotate overstock; process invoices; maintain friendly and respectful vendor relations; and assist with department maintenance. Must be able to lift 50-80 lbs frequently; have a general knowledge of stocking and customer service; know how to operate hand trucks, stocking U boats, and other related equipment; have effective communication skills and a sense of humor! We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time-off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! EOE Fill out an application at Customer Service, print one out online at www.citymarket.coop or send your resume via email or snail-mail to:
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Teacher - NAEYC Accredited Early Childhood Program Seeking dynamic, committed leader to be part of an early childhood program for young children. Responsibilities include overall classroom management, work with families, daily program operations and curriculum. BA/BS in Early Childhood, or related field. Early childhood teacher license is preferred. Competitive salary and benefit package. Please send resume and letters of reference by June 30 to:
Teacher Search Committee, Mary Johnson Children’s Center 81 Water Street, Middlebury, VT 05753.
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www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). Applications only accepted on Schoolspring.com. EOE
BUILD YOUR TECHNOLOGY CAREER AT DHMC DHMC's Information Systems Department is seeking several IS/IT professionals to join our outstanding team.
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PIZZERIA & LOUNGE Piecasso Pizzeria & Lounge is now accepting applications. We are looking for hard-working, enthusiastic individuals to fill several positions. Line Cooks & Pizza Makers must have experience.
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Northeastern Family Institute
Bringing Vermont Children, Families & Communities Together
Westford Elementary School Part-time (0.80 FTE) position available starting with the 2006-07 school year to teach general music to students grades K-8 and instrumental lessons to students grade 4-8. Qualified candidates must hold, or be eligible to hold, a Vermont Educator license with a K-12 Music endorsement (312). Choral and instrumental experience required. For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at:
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Northeastern Family Institute, a private nonprofit provider of independent educational services in St. Johnsbury has the following openings for the 2006-2007 school year: Help Vermont’s end-to-end ski trail grow and thrive! The Catamount Trail Association (CTA) is looking for an organized and dynamic person to support our office. Responsibilities include bookkeeping, correspondence and mail coordination, member relations, event and project assistance and general office help. Relaxed professional atmosphere, sixteen hours a week to start, pay commensurate with experience. A passion for skiing is desirable, but not necessary. Send resume and letter of interest to: Administrative Coordinator Search Catamount Trail Association 1 Main St. Rm 308A Burlington, VT 05401 Or email: info@catamounttrail.org Deadline is June 20, 2006. www.catamounttrail.org No phone calls, please. CTA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
Special Educator
Full-time special educator to provide case management and direct instruction to a small caseload of high school students. Individuals should be a flexible, innovative team player who enjoys working with adolescents with alternative learning needs in a nontraditional setting. Special Education Certification is required.
Tutors
Part-time educators to work one-on-one with students to provide academic instruction utilizing varied and experiential methods. Flexible schedule. Tutors must have experience teaching, ability to work independently and a commitment to youth in our community. Please send letter of interest and resume to:
Director, The Caledonia School 125 School Street, St. Johnsbury, VT 05819. EOE.
HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT/TEAM LEADER Immediate Opening Are you happiest when you are busiest? Do you love challenges and thrive on multitasking? If so, you may be just the person to fit our job! Busy, community mental health center seeks a team leader to work with front desk staff in our adult outpatient program. This person will schedule initial appointments, meet with clients for fee setting; obtain insurance authorizations; manage the urine collection process; provide day-today supervision of two reception areas; and more. Guaranteed – no boredom! If interested, please send resume and cover letter to:
Kathy Larkin Administrative Services Manager HCHS, 855 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or email to kathyl@howardcenter.org by June 16th. No phone calls, please. Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. TTY/EOE.
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Project Coordinators Pediatrics Three full time, 12 month positions available: UVM Job Posting #031455 (1 position): Coordinate multiple complex timelines for Bright Futures project for Vermont Child Health Improvement Program (VCHIP). Create national guidelines and a content toolkit for children's health care. Working knowledge of reference management software (e.g. Endnote) required. UVM Job Posting #031463 and #031462 (2 positions): Provide highlevel support and assistance coordinating multiple project timelines for research/quality improvement projects for Vermont Child Health Improvement Program (VCHIP). All 3 positions' duties include: Compile tools, materials, and handouts; analyze data and draft reports; edit drafts for publication; assist with design of surveys and data collection instruments; coordinate conferences/training sessions; and create marketing materials. Associate's degree with two to three years experience in health care or human/social services environment, working knowledge of Microsoft Office applications including Word, Excel, Access, and PowerPoint and familiarity with Internet resources required, or an equivalent combination. Ability to manage multiple tasks and prioritize work required. Ability to travel statewide meetings required. Course work in research methods and statistics highly desirable. For further information on these 3 positions, or to apply with electronic application, resume, cover letter and references, visit our web site: www.uvmjobs.com and reference Job Posting #. Tel. # 802- 656- 3494. The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Dental lab technician Do you like working with your hands? Top Quality Dental Laboratory seeks motivated person to train for a career in dental technology. Good hand-eye coordination, attention to detail and a willingness to learn are all you need. We offer interesting work, a friendly environment and great benefits. Please fax resume to: (802)863-6677 or email: kravdin@sover.net. Come work with the best!
Seasonal American Food Celebrating the Farms of the Northeast
Line Cook & Dishwasher Now interviewing multitaskers with experience and good references. Passion for high-quality food and wine in an inclusive work environment desired. Accepting resumes in person at:
92 Stowe Street, Waterbury or by email: henofthewood@verizon.net
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Restaurant Shift Manager American Flatbread Burlington Hearth is seeking a front-of-house shift manager for both lunch and dinner shifts. The ideal candidate will be enthusiastic and able to keep cool in a very busy restaurant environment. Restaurant experience and the ability to promote excellent customer service with an easygoing manner is a must. We are seeking someone who can manage staff and daily shift operations in an organized manner while promoting the relaxed environment that we seek to maintain. Send cover letter and resume to:
Chittenden Central Supervisory Union Full-time, 12-month position available immediately at the central office to perform key administrative support functions. Position pays $11.28/hour, 8 hours/day, with an excellent benefits package available. For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at: www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).
General Manager American Flatbread Burlington Hearth 115 St. Paul Street, Burlington, VT 05401.
Applications only accepted electronically on www.schoolspring.com. EOE
DIRECTOR of RELIGIOUS EDUCATION Champlain Valley Unitarian Universalist Society
Seeking a Religious Education leader, 20 hrs./wk. Responsible for implementing Sunday children’s programs. Duties include: program planning; collaborating with families, teachers, minister, RE committee; recruiting and supporting teachers; managing enrollment and materials. Must have experience with children, familiarity with Unitarian Universalism, and speaking skills. Starts immediately. Job open until filled.
ADULT OUTPATIENT CLINICIAN Immediate opening for a Master’s level licensed clinician to work as part of our dynamic outpatient department team. We are seeking a person skilled in providing group therapy, individual intake assessments and evaluations, and psychoeducation to adults. We offer a competitive salary and benefits. Please submit resume to:
Send resume and letter of interest by June 19 to:
Rutland Mental Health Services, EOE Human Resources PO Box 222, Rutland, VT 05702
CVUUS Search Committee POB 857, Middlebury, VT 05653 or email: office@cvuus.org
River Arts
ALBURG COMMUNITY EDUCATION CENTER Middle School Science Teacher Alburg Community Education Center is a K-8 school located in the Champlain Islands. We have a fulltime position beginning August 2006 for a middle level science teacher. Qualifications include: ability to relate well with middle level students, colleagues and parents. Candidate must have proper middle level certification.
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River Arts, in Morrisville, is a nonprofit organization that brings the energy, creativity and experience of the arts to all ages in our community. A half-time position is open for an individual who is extremely well organized, enjoys tracking and managing details, has strong computer skills (database management), maintains confidentiality is flexible, good-humored, enjoys working in a team, and has a passion for the arts, community or email: joanne@riverartsvt.org. development, and/or education.
Ascension Technology Corporation, located in Milton, Vermont seeks an experienced full-time Electronics Assembler to support our manufacturing staff.
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• Hands-on Training • National Certification
Breakfast and lunch. Flexible hours. Great working environment. Fair pay.
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2121 Essex Rd., Taft Corners, Williston. Apply within between 9-11 a.m. & 2:30-4:30 p.m. For an appointment, call 802-878-5524.
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Central Vermont Community Land Trust, an innovative affordablehousing nonprofit, seeks a motivated, energetic person with strong communication, computer, organizational, general office and IT administration skills to be an Administrative Assistant in our busy office. Full-time position with generous benefits. Please send your resume to: CVCLT 107 North Main St. Barre, VT 05641. kcarbo@cvclt.org. EOE.
Medical Billing SpecialiSt Busy physical therapy practice looking for a Medical Billing Specialist for full-time position. 3-5 yrs. previous experience preferred. Please forward resume to:
ptcofvt@aol.com or fax: 802-860-1093.
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Part-time, flexible schedule, evenings. Meals included AFLAC, professional kitchen, room for advancement. Apply at Trattoria Delia, 152 St. Paul St., Downtown Burlington, after 5 p.m. or by appointment. 802-864-5253.
PART-TIME RECEPTIONIST for Men’s Hair Salon. Looking for a professional person with excellent communication and customer service skills. Tuesdays and Thursdays from 3-7pm and every other Saturday from 9am-5pm. $8/hour. Please call Lucy or Jennifer at 863-5511.
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ALBURG COMMUNITY EDUCATION CENTER Middle School Language Arts Teacher Alburg Community Education Center has an opening in middle level Language Arts. This is a full-time position. To be considered, application must include a current resume, three letters of reference, transcripts, and MUST include proof of appropriate licensure. Please contact: Office of Administration 5038 US Route 2, North Hero, VT 05474 EOE
Little Feats & Little Feats Too Now hiring full-time:
• Director/Infant Teacher • School-Age Teacher
• Toddler Teacher
Competitive wages & benefits. Fun, rewarding work environment. Call or send resume to:
Little Feats 5857 Roosevelt Highway Colchester, VT 05446 Phone: 802-878-4220
Email resume to: lavilla98@yahoo.com or drop an application at: 213 College Street, Burlington, 865-2800.
NEED A PART-TIME JOB WITH NO WEEKENDS REQUIRED? Vision Promotions & Marketing, Inc. in South Burlington is growing. We are looking for energetic, fast-paced people with a desire to make money! Work Monday through Thursday from 6 PM to 9 PM following up with potential customers. No sales experience required. Advancement opportunities available. Starting pay up to $10.00 per hour with weekly bonuses. Call Mary Lou at 802-383-1429 to schedule an interview Or send resume via email to: Mlpendergast@visionpromotionsandmarketing.com
PAINTERS Requirements: • 2 years experience • Must be neat and detail oriented • Must have reliable transportation Pay depends on experience. Looking for full-time or part-time. Summer or year-round employment.
Call Darren at 802-893-7200
Sous Chef, Line Cook, or Prep Cook
Thatcher Brook Inn Route 100 North, Waterbury
Now Hiring: BREAKFAST COOK weekdays
HOUSEKEEPER Some weekends/ holidays required
Please call us at 802-244-5911
Sales Consultant We are looking for outstanding part-time sales consultants to join our team. If you have an outgoing personality, sales experience and love fine jewelry, come and apply with us at: AfterMidnight Jewelers University Mall S. Burlington, VT 05403 802-862-3608
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Summer Jobs for the Environment $4000 - $6000/Summer
Work for clean energy! Make a difference! Burlington! Call Bobby: 802-861-2740
PART-TIME FINANCE OFFICE ASSISTANT
Lineman apprenticeship Openings
Minimum 5 days per month, mainly during first 2 weeks of month. Flexibility important. Assists with receivable billing and account reconciliations. Background in finance or computerized accounting systems preferred. $16-$18 per hr./negotiable.
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Daytime Cooks in relaxed kitchen in Chittenden County. Positions are well-paid and can include benefits if needed.
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Truck Mechanic The principal function of this job is repairing and maintaining our fleet of straight trucks and tractor/trailers. The position requires:
Custodian/Light Maintenance
LOOKING FOR TOP-NOTCH, EMPLOYMENT DEDICATED, PROFESSIONAL,
Part-time, M-F, 1:30 - 6:30 PM Contact Sande Staub by email at: sande@klingersbread.com or stop by in person:
Experienced Cooks for p.m. hot and cold line, and for morning pastry production. FT/PT experience is required, but attitude, responsibility and passion for learning are most important. Also seeking Dishwashers.
Klinger’s Bread Company, 10 Farrell Street, South Burlington.
Call 434-8686
• 5 (five) years experience working on straight trucks and tractor/trailers. • A Class A CDL. • A VT Inspector’s license. Some tools are provided. Benefits include: paid holidays, sick and vacation time, matching 401K.
or send resume to: steve@thekitchentablebistro.com.
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McLure Moving and Storage (802) 878-5344
WANTED F/T & P/T
Administrative Assistant Position: seeks
Candidates should have strong computer skills and ability to multitask. Resume & references to:
EMT-Is & EMT-Bs Assistant Golf Shop Manager
to fill both full and part-time openings.
Golf shop experience & college degree preferred. Knowledge of golf products required. Full- & part-time.
Clean driving record, motivated and team-oriented individuals encouraged to apply.
Send resume to: 11 Center Street, Burlington, VT 05401. Call 802-862-5034 or email kgolfshop@aol.com.
Pay will be based on level of experience. Base rate: $10.50/HR.
Must have clean driving record Must lift up to 50lbs. Days & nights available.
(802) 862-7662 and ask for Tim.
James Murray Aon Insurance Managers 76 St. Paul St., Suite 500 Burlington, VT 05401 EOE. M/F/V/D
Call 800-639-2082.
Full-time Preschool Teacher for licensed center. Must be energetic and love working with children. Preschool experience necessary.
Tel: 802-893-1942.
7D EmploymentListings CARPENTERS AND PAINTERS: DANCERS WANTED to perform FULL CHARGE BOOKKEEPER Experienced with own tools, fullat bachelor parties, birthdays with at least three years experitime, able to work alone, subs and private parties. Work availence needed for multicompany possible. Call Steven at Polli able. Make full time money with organization. Experience with Construction Group, 802-865part-time hours. No experience real world software helpful. 9839. necessary. 802-363-0229. Please fax resume to 802-8628549. CHILD CARE TEACHERS- 1 year DECORATING SALES: Full or olds and infants. Seeking dedipart-time. Love to help people? GALLAGHER FLYNN & COMPANY, cated team player. Experience Have talent for design? Retail LLP: Gallagher, Flynn & required. Benefits and competiexperience? Call Tempo Company, LLP, an independently tive pay. 802-652-4848. Furnishings, 879-2998, 985owned, widely respected CPA and 8776. consulting firm headquartered in COMMUNITY COLLEGE OF VERBurlington, Vermont, is looking MONT: Instructor needed to DENTAL PROFESSIONALS: We for dynamic individuals to join teach Advertising this fall on are seeking a hygienist and our team. The firm, one of the Fridays, 11:45-2:45. Master’s chair side assistant with excellargest in Northern New England, degree required. Professional and lent clinical skills and organizaprovides tax, audit and business teaching experience preferred. tional skills and a warm, engagconsulting services to a diverse Send resume to: Rick Leete, ing personality. Join our friendly group of businesses. We continCoordinator, rick.leete@ccv.edu and dedicated practice. Four ue to expand our client base days, excellent pay and benefits. Community College of Vermont, throughout Northern New Doctor Novak, 802-434-3700. 119 Pearl St., Burlington, VT England and upstate New York. 05401. DRIVERS WITH LATE-MODEL We have an additional office vehicles possessing entertainCOMPUTER SCANNER operator located in Hanover, New ment and MC qualities wanted to and clerical support for South Hampshire. host shows with exotic dancers. Burlington law firm. Email Audit Staff Accountants (All lev802-658-1464. resume to fpeet@peetlaw.com, els): Responsibilities include Attention: Fred Peet. FITNESS PROFESSIONALS: audit, review and compilation Looking for energetic, enthusiasCOVER HOME REPAIR, WRJ is work. The ideal candidates will tic fitness trainers and group fitlooking for a dynamic and paspossess a Bachelor’s degree in ness instructors to work with sionate self-starter to serve as Accounting; one to two years of the Executive Director to run its previous public accounting expeaward winning nonprofit home Wellness Program at Basin rience; excellent written and repair program and the recover Harbor this summer. This is oral skills; computer proficiency Store, a thrift store for donated a fun environment and a great and a desire to grow and excel. building materials. Position opportunity to grow with Recent college graduates are description is available at the program. Call Scott at 802welcome to apply. www.coverhomerepair.org. Send 598-4511 for more information. resume and letter by July 1 to FLYING PIG BOOKSTORE hiring Need to158 place an employment ad? Michelle South Main Street, COVER, P/T and F/T Call booksellers for our Brown 865-1020 x 21 e WRJ, m aVT i05001. l m i c beneh e l Shelburne l e @relocation. s e v Needed: e n d a y s v t . c o m Excellent fits, competitive wages, and a book expertise (for kids and flexible workplace in the heart adults), enthusiasm, creativity, of historic White River Junction, great work ethic, honesty, cusVT. Join the renaissance of WRJ tomer service and computer Need to place an Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x and make a real difference in skills.ad? Fun environment, good the quality of community in the pay for a bookstore. One manaEssex Meals on Upper Valley. gerial opening, F/T, benefits. Wheels is looking Email letter and resume to flyfor an energetic, ingpig2@aol.com, attn.: To place an employment ad call Bluemle Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 experienced Elizabeth and Josie Leavitt. individual to work
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NUTRITION PROGRAM MANAGER: Cornell Cooperative Extension in Plattsburgh seeks a Nutritionist to coordinate nutrition educational programs for limited resource clientele as part of the Eat Smart NY program. BS related to nutrition and 1 year related experience. Cornell Cooperative Extension, 6064 Route 22 #5, Plattsburgh, NY 12901. 518-561-7450. EOE. PROGRAMMER/ANALYST: Work for a company where history is made every day and employees share 30% of pretax profits. Schonbek has been manufacturing crystal chandeliers for 134 years. We’re the world leader, making history every day, and our employees play a vital role in our success. As a programmer/analyst you would plan, develop, test and document a custom-designed application system to be displayed throughout the company; evaluate and develop programs for customer support applications, internal system users, technical support staff and vendors; create or modify programs to increase operating efficiency and allow for easy access of related information across databases for authorized end users. B.S. in Computer Science preferred. Please forward resume to Kate Hammaker, Human Resources Associate, A. Schonbek & Company, Inc., 61 Industrial Blvd., Plattsburgh, NY 12901. PT PRESCHOOL TEACHER: 2 afternoon positions starting in August. Play based program, MF, 15-25 hrs./wk Bachelors and experience required. License preferred. Call 802-660-3972.
Tax Staff Accountants (All levels): Responsibilities include preparation of individual and corporate tax returns, including consolidated and multi-state returns. We are seeking an individual with one to three years of applicable public accounting experience and has the ability to handle direct client contacts. Recent college graduates are welcome to apply. We offer a competitive benefits and salary package. Interested candidates should fax, e-mail, or mail their resume in confidence (no phone calls please) to: Jennifer Jeffrey, Gallagher, Flynn & Company, LLP PO Box 447, Burlington, VT 05402. Fax 802-651-7289, email jjeffrey@gfc.com. HELP WANTED: Licensed service electricians with trouble shooting skills. Benefits, bonus, paid vacation, health insurance, company vehicle. Dan, 802-8635513. LOCAL, QUALITY ORIENTED construction company looking for a carpenter. Transportation, personal tools and a good attitude a must. Also looking for a carpenter’s helper. Requirements: energetic and a willingness to learn. Call Mathis at 802-233-3693. NOW HIRING: Companies desperately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info, 1-985-646-1700 DEPT. VT-6811.
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RECEPTIONIST WANTED: A full time receptionist needed in a busy veterinarian practice. Competitive wages and benefit package offered. Experience preferred. Send resumes only to: Animal Hospital of Hinesburg, PO Box 356, Hinesburg, Vermont 05461. RETAIL ASSOCIATE needed for nonprofit thrift shop. 25 hours per week, e/o Saturday. Successful candidate will have good math skills, be physically fit, cheerful, reliable and abler to work with a wide variety of people. Brief resume and 3 employment references to Personnel, P.O. Box 165, Middlebury, Vermont 05753. No phone calls. EOE. SALES: Above average income. Must have own, reliable vehicle and ability to learn something new, work evenings and Saturdays. Call Deneen at 802864-2284. TODDLER TEACHER: Footprints preschool and child care is seeking a caring, creative and capable full time toddler teacher. Please call Helen, 802-9851094. WAREHOUSE WORKER needed at Retro Works in Middlebury. Successful candidate will be cheerful, energetic, physically fit, able to motivate and work with a variety of people, have forklift experience and clean driving record. Resume and 3 employment references to Personnel, P.O. Box 165, Middlebury, VT 05753. No phone calls. EOE. WINDOWS AND SIDING INSTALLERS: Must have own tools and transportation. Call Bob at 802-864-2284.
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Two Luxury Townhomes in Burlington Unit 1 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath luxury Townhome. 10 ft. ceilings, gourmet kitchen, elegant curved staircase. $649,000 MLS#2605362 Unit 2 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath luxury Townhome close to downtown. 9' ceilings, maple hardwood floors. Completely renovated. $449,000 MLS# 2605365
Wonderful Williston Location Enjoy summer parties and barbecues off the back deck of this lovely 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath home. Close to schools, bike path, and Williston Village. Features include: bright open floor plan, gas fireplace, finished basement, jetted tub and skylights.
$419,000 - MLS# 2603454
Phenomenal Shelburne Home! Located in Beaver Creek, this home offers a fabulous floor plan and is privately situated on 1.58 acres with stone wall accents. Cathedral ceilings, marble foyer, cherry cabinets, "spa" style bath and French doors are just some of the amenities! $639,900 - MLS# 2605821
No Time To Wait! Move right into this quality Lesage constructed South Burlington home! Set on .37+/- acres. Custom features include abundant kitchen cabinetry with island, hardwood & tile floors, & 9'ceilings throughout the 1st floor. Enjoy the summer sun from rear deck.
$498,500 - MLS# 2605713
Contemporary Ranch On one private acre, vaulted ceilings, open floor plan, his and her baths in master, brick fireplace, spacious kitchen opens to family room, bright and sunny, 2 car garage, great Colchester location minutes to downtown and Fletcher Allen. $349,900 - MLS# 2605916
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Whitcomb Heights Colonial Bright, open floor plan. Lots of light. Eat-in kitchen. Family room with cathedral ceiling and gas fireplace. Master bedroom with cathedral ceiling and walk-in closet. Great location-close to everything. $359,900 - MLS# 2605595
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$289,000 - MLS# 2605715
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Lake Champlain At Your Feet
Artfully positioned in the middle of 50 conserved acres, this English Country Cape is the epitome of privacy. The house is sited to take full advantage of the magnificent views of Lake Champlain and the Adirondacks. $1,395,000 MLS# 2606020
Burlington Condo
Mt Philo Rd, Charlotte
Three bedroom Condo in convenient location to High School and Lake. Finished space in basement with 2 car garage. Eat-in kitchen with patio. Nice views. $249,000 - MLS# 2605853
Great In-Town Location Four bedroom Colonial in desirable location. Close to University and FAHC. Dead-end street.
$519,000 - MLS# 2605913
Spacious Colchester Home Four bedrooms, finished basement. Master bedroom with whirlpool tub. Sunken family room with built-ins and fireplace. Five burner gas stove and island.
Burlington Duplex Each unit offers 3 bedrooms & 1 bath. Full unfinished basement. Many recent upgrades including driveway re-surfacing, living room carpets, bathrooms, and more. $319,900 - MLS# 2605744
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$369,000 - MLS# 2604412
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Hinesburg Getaway
Country setting, huge fenced-in yard, nice deck. Oversized one car garage. Newer kitchen cabinets, gas range. Wood floors, woodstove, and great floor plan.
Enjoy the convenience of this 2200 sq ft Split Level with 3 bedrooms, 1.5 bath, formal living plus family room, spacious kitchen overlooking dining room, deck overlooking private 13 acres, oversized 2 car garage.
$189,900 - MLS# 2606017
$319,900 - MLS# 2605615
A Home For All Seasons Wide, level back yard, back deck and a walk-out lower level will help you enjoy the summer. A gas fireplace and hardwood floors make for a cozy living room. Master bathroom and two car garage. Five minutes to downtown.
$539,000 - MLS# 2605976
Colchester Lakefront Home!
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$289,900 - MLS# 2605876
Hidden Treasure A rare opportunity to own on a quiet dead-end street in Burlington. Convenient to downtown, UVM, & Fletcher Allen.
$343,900 - MLS# 2605419
Essex Jct Charmer Spacious & charming, 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath Dutch Colonial with beautiful hardwood floors, gourmet kitchen with island & new appliances, master suite, walk to schools & shopping.
$269,900 - MLS# 2605693
Essex Junction Gem This home is the complete package combining desirable neighborhood with tastefully decorated, functional four bedroom home. Well designed neighborhood boasts pool and tennis courts and close proximity to schools, shops, restaurants, and bike path. $334,900 - MLS# 2605621
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Milton Saltbox
Spacious Shelburne Colonial
Lots of room to enjoy life in this 2 bedroom up, 1 bedroom down with finished family room in basement, spacious mudroom with closet, huge back deck & fenced backyard, nice front landscaping.
Spacious Colonial in the desirable Boulder Hill development. Open floor plan, beautiful hardwood floors, large 4th bedroom with separate bath. Nicely landscaped yard backs up to woods for privacy.
$258,000 - MLS# 2604059
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