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<contents> june 03-10, 2009 vol.14 no.41

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< letters> ED FLANAGAN RESPONDS [In response to the Seven Days cover story, “Continuing Ed,” on May 20]: I received numerous emails asking about my traumatic braininjury experience, and I wanted to share with fellow Vermonters some useful resources. Two books on neuroplasticity and the ability of the brain to train or retrain itself, to create new pathways and to use more and different parts of our gray matter, are: Train Your Mind, Change Your Brain and This Is Your Brain on Music. These books shattered my school-boy impressions of the left brain-right brain dichotomy and demonstrate that activities like reading, playing cards, listening to Bob Dylan or playing football can be performed at high levels and in unique ways using formerly unused parts of the brain or activating parts of the brain that perform related functions. Through “mindful meditation,” visualization, note taking, and discussions, I focus on both broad goals and steps in a process. I also retrained my brain to merge double images (see Oliver Sacks’ New Yorker article on diplopia). Regarding the essential role of caregivers, see the heartbreaking and inspiring scene in the Bob Woodward documentary where his children try to reteach him the word “belt buckle.” Oliver Sacks’ books (e.g., The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat) and the movie Awakenings show the range

of behavior patients may display, which outsiders often interpret as “eccentric.” As for how “it” feels, sometimes I feel like a funny bone (or tuning fork) that has been hit and resonates for a while. Thanks for the curious and supportive emails. Ed Flanagan BURLINGTON

DON’T OUTSOURCE CORRECTIONS [“Vermont Pulls Its Inmates from Cut-Rate Alabama Prison,” May 27] illustrates the insanity of private, for-profit, out-of-state incarceration. And, by the way, what compensation is paid to families who can no longer afford the travel to visit their relatives? For-profit, private prisons, like police departments keeping forfeiture gains, are obscenities. Some things cost money. Perhaps we need to figure out the cheapest way to prevent criminal development when folks are young — e.g., better schools, better guidance at home and school, and better job opportunities, instead of slapping the lowest-cost, used and contaminated bandage on the problem after it has grown to the point where the problem cannot be denied. Geoff Thomas

tion. Yesterday, we arrived in Burlington to find to our dismay that one of our primary attractions, Smokejacks, has closed [“Where There’s Smokejacks, There’s Fire,” October 8, 2008]. I can only say that the town does not seem the same. We enjoyed our dinner at the American Flatbread Company a lot, but nothing can replace the great food, local ingredients, accessibility and fun atmosphere of our beloved Smokejacks. A real loss!

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On the Democratic side, two people are doing most of the flexing: House Speaker Shap Smith and Majority Leader Floyd Nease. This dynamic duo has wielded the power of a “super majority” Democratic caucus where past speakers failed. Under previous Speaker Gaye Symington, when Democrats also had a super majority, Douglas — a skilled politician himself — was always able to negotiate them into submission. What’s the difference? They make Douglas bargain on their terms, not his. “I know when he’s negotiating with the governor, I don’t have to worry,” Nease said of Smith. “We trust each other, and we watch out for each other.” Tuesday’s vote delivered another political body blow to Gov. Douglas, putting him one step closer to lame-duck status — although the guv hasn’t quacked a word about whether this term will be his last. Makes you wonder who’s “outside the mainstream” — a characterization Douglas regularly levels at the legislature. Don’t cry for him yet, though. No one is better at blaming the other guy for our collective problems, and you can be sure that Douglas will find a way to fault

Democrats for every hiccup and bump in the road to recovery. At the same time, watch the guv claim credit for anything that is going well. Tuesday’s veto was Douglas’ 17th since he took office in 2003. Only Gov. Howard Dean had more — 21. None of Dean’s vetoes, it should be noted, were overridden. Got Civil Rights? — As we anticipate the celebratory months of the Quadricentennial, not everyone in Vermont is cheering about Samuel de Champlain’s “discovery” of the region and its subsequent settling by Europeans. Especially the Abenaki: It wasn’t until two years ago that a law passed the Vermont legislature granting indigenous people “minority” status. Seriously. Before that, they were apparently less than a minority. That same law was intended to allow Vermont’s native tribes to sell traditional arts and crafts. But becoming a “minority group” isn’t good enough for the feds, says Assistant Attorney General Mike McShane. First Vermont has to grant official recognition to individual tribes. Attempts by tribal members and two chairmen of the Vermont Commission on Native American Affairs to tweak the Vermont law have fallen on deaf ears. “It’s a little frustrating for us when the gay-rights movement was able to get its legislation passed in one session, and we have been trying to get our rights for generations,” said Donald Stevens, who recently resigned as the VCNAA’s chairman. He was the second chairman within six months to resign — Mark Mitchell stepped down last fall. “All we want to do is get the recognition needed so we can let our arts-andcrafters sell our wares,” said Stevens. “We’re not in this for the land claims, or to build casinos.” True, it was a white guy — Auditor Tom Salmon — who floated the idea of a casino boat on Lake Champlain or at Killington. Stevens says some members of the VCNAA appear hostile to the Abenaki Nation of Missisquoi St.Francis/Sokoki Band. He and others, including Chief April St. Francis, have complained to the governor and his staff. The result? After the Abenaki publicly circulated a letter asking the guv to let three specific members go, Douglas went ahead and reappointed the trio last fall. So many centuries, so little change.

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Live from BTV! — Vermont’s own “Late Night Saturday,” hosted by Tim Kavanagh, got a nice mention in the June issue of Better Homes & Gardens. LNS was plugged as one of a few shows where you can hear the infamous words, “live before a studio audience!” And, you don’t need to wait in line in LA or NYC, but good ol’ BTV, the mag noted. “It all makes for a smalltown version of a big-time TV talk show, complete with Kavanagh picking a viewer to be his on-stage sidekick for a night,” noted BH&G. The show tapes every other week inside Alumni Auditorium at Champlain College. LNS just aired its 100th episode on May 16, capping its third season on the air. “We had no idea that it was happening, so it was a nice surprise when folks started contacting us and saying they saw the piece,” noted Kavanagh, a fellow North Country Union High School grad. The show’s fourth season will launch in September, with early tapings in August. Stay tuned.

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PEG Plug — National telecom giant Comcast is continuing its assault on Vermont’s public, educational and government (PEG) television stations. By law, Comcast is obligated to fund such community broadcasting endeavors — through a portion of its profits — as payment for distributing their paid programming on the public airwaves. Comcast recently polled Vermonters around the state to find out if folks even know PEG programming exists. If they do, pollers asked respondents if they know how it’s funded and whether they use it. The issue first surfaced earlier this year when Comcast asked state regulators to absolve the company from giving money to the Regional Education Technology Network (RETN) to provide educational programming in Chittenden County. The two sides later inked a deal to keep RETN funded while they worked out their differences over how money was accounted for and spent. Comcast wants to have greater say in how local groups spend their money, and that troubles the TV nonprofits. “We do know that, despite netting $2.5 billion in profit in 2008 and significantly increasing its own capital

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t 72, William Greider is still an optimist. That’s no easy feat when you’ve spent half a century shedding light on the myths, obfuscations and structural fallacies of the U.S. political system. Despite his cynicism-breeding “beat,” Greider, who is one of the most respected names in journalism, retains a youthful idealism about the potential of everyday Americans to reclaim their government and revamp their economy. He’s been offering advice on that front for decades — currently, as national affairs correspondent for The Nation; formerly, he served in similar posts at the Washington Post, Rolling Stone and PBS’ “Frontline.” The award-winning journalist is also a bestselling author: He’s penned numerous nonfiction works, including One World, Ready or Not, Secrets of the Temple and The Soul of Capitalism: Open Paths to a Moral Economy. His most recent book, Come Home, America: The Rise and Fall — and Redeeming Promise — of Our Country, includes, among other things, the subject of employee ownership. This week, for the second time in five years, Greider will give the keynote address at the Vermont Employee Ownership Conference in Burlington. In a phone interview last week, Washington, D.C.-based Greider shared good news and bad in advance of his upcoming Vermont appearances. The bad: He forecasts tough times ahead as Americans struggle to get the economy back on track. The good: Greider believes that Vermont is leading the way on several important fronts, including its emphasis on local, sustainable and employee-owned enterprises. “Vermont is kind of a living model of how small-R republican democracy is supposed to function,” Greider says. “It ain’t perfect, we know that, but it’s pretty good.” SEVEN DAYS: You’ve written, “Everyone who works, whether in the front office or on the assembly line, deserves to ‘own their work.’” WILLIAM GREIDER: And participate in the decisions. That doesn’t mean that there are no bosses or executives. It just makes so much common sense to have a structure of employment that, as a routine, includes everybody in some way or another. Obviously, you can’t all meet in the hall and take votes on management decisions. But, you can infuse that knowledge that everybody has of the firm. That’s partly about giving meaning to everyone’s work. It means they get respect, they get listened to, their knowledge of the firm will at least be included in the decision making. SD: What does organized labor think of employee ownership? WG: Organized labor is conflicted. A number of unions have done [employee] ownership, often when it’s the best way of saving the company from closing. Others are indifferent. It’s obvious that some labor leaders have traditionally been hostile to the idea, on

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the grounds that it dilutes their bargaining position. It certainly complicates their bargaining position because [they ask], “Are we the workers or are we the owners?” Well, both … One of my objectives is to get more and more of them understanding … that this is really a way for them to restore themselves rather than weaken themselves. SD: Your new book is Come Home, America. Where, exactly, is America “coming home” from? WG: It’s coming home from some dangerous solutions and comfortable myths and damaging adventures. I tell the story not as a critic so much as a sympathetic citizen who experienced the ups and downs in the course of my own life. It really starts with World War II, the victory in that war, and a long, triumphant era when the United States stood up, took responsibility as the one country that could lead the world in very progressive ways … Then, somewhere along the line, that morphed into this arrogant expectation that we’ve got to run things for everybody. That includes the military power that we use sometimes to enforce our will. All that is breaking up, for different reasons. I don’t regard that as tragic. I regard that as an opening, to become the country we really intended to become. SD: Where does your optimism stem from? WG: People often roll their eyes in disbelief, but it really comes from being a reporter for a long, long time and bouncing around this country and meeting people of all stations. Out of that I developed a real respect and confidence in their capacities. One of the great

frustrations in American life … [is that people] have been, in a sense, pushed aside and confined in the big stuff. And they know that they don’t count much in politics. SD: Many problems you routinely write about stem from corporate meddling in our political system. Can we fix the system without addressing money in politics? WG: No, not at all … I’ve watched the government in Washington gradually corrupted over time by its relationship with corporations. That relationship actually started during the New Deal and had a very positive quality to it in the beginning, because it meant that not everybody, but a lot of the largest and most progressive firms … essentially made partnerships with the federal government, both about getting out of the Depression and also mobilizing for World War II … That starting point has morphed into something very ugly and corrupted … You cannot look at that system with clear eyes today without recognizing that it’s terribly off the rails. SD: I assume this includes reforming the Federal Reserve? WG: Absolutely! The Fed is part of the problem. The Fed was a specific cause — not the only one … It literally destabilized the economy. I was one of the cranks who was writing this some years ago, in the pages of The Nation and elsewhere. So, democratize the Fed and change its operating contours. SD: What is it most people don’t understand about the Fed? WG: The original objective was that the Fed would be a kind of balance wheel in the economy

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and keep things on an even keel between the opposing pressures of labor and capital. What it did in the last generation was tip that balance wildly in favor of capital and against labor and wage earners. I think it failed in its most basic obligation, and that, in turn, deranged the economy. SD: Does it trouble you that many of the people who got us into this economic mess are the same ones Obama is counting on to get us out of it? WG: It disappoints me greatly that Obama hasn’t seeded his government with much more variety. My wishful hope is that events will compel him to change that and, I hope, rather soon. I think that if he doesn’t change it, he will be essentially limiting the reach of his presidency, maybe worse. I am among those who believe that the way the financial bailout is proceeding is really designed to restore the old order that failed. I don’t need vengeance to satisfy me, but I do need a government that wants to create a new order, a new banking and financial system that operates in a very different way. He’s not doing that. He’s making a little reforms around the edges.

SD: The Democrats are within a hair’s breadth of a filibusterproof congressional majority. Why aren’t we seeing more reform? WG: The Democratic Party is now deeply conflicted and sorting it out and defining itself right now — in disappointing ways so far. A big chunk of the [Democrats in] the Senate see themselves not as reformers but as managers. They believe they can give a more sound management to government than Republicans will. But they’re not really into structural change or change that disturbs the power of really powerful interests … But, there is this other wing of the party that is ready to make big changes. So, that struggle is playing out and, thus far, the reformers aren’t winning. But the story’s not over yet. SD: What role did the mainstream media play in the current economic crisis? Was it simple negligence? WG: I think it was worse than that. You have to be careful that all generalizations are unfair to some really brilliant and toughminded reporters, who were the noble exceptions. But the truth is, most of what I call the “prestige media” were deeply complicit in what went wrong, partly because

they, almost universally, bought into the myths of globalization and conservative economics and, in some cases, led cheers for the deregulation and stripping away of prudential rules … Plus, reporters know that when you start questioning free trade and suggesting it’s not what it claims to be, that’s dangerous territory — for opinion leaders, too. Politicians will be disciplined if they take too strong of a position on it. SD: What are you optimistic about? WG: I have a confidence in people that … comes out of my experience as a reporter and what I know of the country. I’ve gone all over the country and seen some of the same elements in people believing that, say, the food system is now capital-intensive and a mess, and what we need is to get back to not just organic but local food production and self-sufficiency and all that good stuff. That’s all playing out in Vermont in ways that are quite visible. But there are pockets of that all over the country… There is this current in American life that is not just progressive but optimistic. You can’t do that stuff month after month, year after year, if you don’t have a really optimistic confidence in the future. Why bother? m

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overnor Jim Douglas didn’t get his panties in a bunch over this line item — a new law that guarantees Vermonters the right to dangle their damp drawers outdoors so that Mother Nature can do her thing. As improbable as it sounds, until last week municipalities and home-owner associations could outlaw the age-old practice of hanging wet laundry outside to dry. But H.446,which took effect June 1, without the governor’s signature,

now prevents anyone from banning “solar collectors, clotheslines or other energy devices based on renewable resources.” It’s this generation’s “sunshine laws.” The original bill, S.18, didn’t generate much static in the legislature, largely due to the efforts of Vermont Country Store proprietor Lyman Orton, a longtime “right to dry” advocate who helped push the bill. Orton’s interests weren’t just financial — the Vermont Country Store sells clotheslines, clothes pins and drying racks — but also envi-

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So, rather than worry about whether Judge Sotomayor will be a “reverseracist” judge, conservatives should really worry that she’ll be a rock star — judicially speaking, of course. attends Princeton University and Yale Law School. At the very young age of 38, she is appointed to the federal bench — by the first President Bush. In her capacity there, she stops the baseball strike, earning the admiration of fans worldwide. Then President Obama nominates her to the United States Supreme Court. Standing next to him, Judge Sotomayor tears up as she thanks her mother, who is at the White House, watching her daughter become one the most influential people in the world. As the public gets to know Sotomayor better, it will likely end up really liking her, especially if she holds her own in the confirmation hearings. Watch one of her talks on YouTube and you get the sense that she’s wicked smart, quick-witted and not easily intimidated. There is something young, modern and almost hip about her — that is, if “hip” is a term that can be used to describe a Supreme Court justice. Unlike Chief Justice John Roberts, who is also smart and relatively youthful, Judge Sotomayor doesn’t seem elitist or snobby. Rather, she seems like the kind of person who greets the janitor by name, talks Yankees with the guys but doesn’t betray her girlfriends. She’d be a fabulous guest on “The Daily Show.”

Why is this kind of star quality important for the Court? Well, ultimately, the Supreme Court only has the power to persuade. The Court can’t call in the army to enforce its rulings. It doesn’t have a budget for public relations. All any justice has is words — written and spoken — to convince her colleagues, her president, her Congress and the American people that hers is the wisest way to interpret the Constitution. If a justice is to make her mark on the law, she must be both a great intellect and a great communicator. What President Obama wants in Judge Sotomayor is not just her background and credentials, but her potential to get people to listen. It’s important for the future of democracy that people listen. Average citizens have to know the Constitution and believe in its relevance to their own lives. In this post-racial, post-Facebook world, the Court needs justices that can reach beyond the courtroom. A strong judge is someone who can bring the law to life — who, by the turn of a phrase and the persistence of a philosophy, can give the public confidence in the Constitution and in the Court itself. To do that, the Court needs both the right message and the right messenger.

If there’s any criticism to be made of the “liberal” justices currently on the Court, it’s that they lack intellectual charisma. No justice has been less influential than retiring Justice David Souter. He is relatively reclusive. He doesn’t give many speeches. He writes technically precise but oh-so-boring opinions. After a year of studying Constitutional law, my students probably couldn’t name one opinion by Justice Souter that spoke to them. Yes, he often voted in ways that advanced individual rights and freedoms — and for that, many are grateful. But he is not the kind of judge you’d stand in line to see, nor is history likely to remember him for his profound impact on the law. Now, compare Justice Souter to Justice Antonin Scalia. Justice Scalia is, hands down, a legal rock star. Whether or not you agree with his opinions, they are often brilliantly written. My students quote them just for fun. He’s constantly on tour speaking at law schools and organizations, and he tells his audience exactly and unapologetically what he thinks. He’s a prolific writer, penning everything from his judicial philosophy of Originalism to advice books for lawyers. He never shies away from the media. And every lawyer who

stands before the Court is first and foremost concerned about how they’ll respond to Justice Scalia’s relentless, sarcastic questioning. Justice Scalia may not always get his colleagues to see things his way, but he has almost singlehandedly convinced a generation of law students and the public that there is no other way to interpret the Constitution than by trying to figure out what a bunch of now-dead guys meant when they wrote the thing. Judge Sotomayor may be the Scalia antidote that many liberals have been hoping for. She, too, can be a relentless questioner and doesn’t seem afraid to speak her mind. While her opinions on the 2nd Circuit don’t have much flair, she may find her voice once she’s got a lifetime gig at the biggest legal venue of them all. Scalia doesn’t always play so well with others, but Judge Sotomayor, like Justice Sandra Day O’Connor, may be able to work cooperatively with the other justices and win them over to her arguments. (I have wondered whether President Obama imagined that the love of baseball shared by both Chief Justice Roberts and Judge Sotomayor might help to form some unlikely alliance.) And, if she’s willing to engage with the public in a way that is both welcoming and honest, the next generation may begin to understand that the greatness of our Constitution is its ability to adapt to a world that was unimaginable at the time of its birth. In the next quarter-century, our Constitution will be put to the test. Unfortunately, during her confirmation hearings, Justice Sotomayor will likely be asked about old battles in the culture wars. This will be a mistake. Rather than dwell on where she stands on Roe v.Wade, we ought to seek her ideas about the Constitutional right to clone one’s own genetic material. Instead of focusing on whether we can use race or gender as a factor in college admissions, we should ask her how, under the Equal Protection Clause, we should classify a person born with two X chromosomes who has undergone surgery to be an anatomical male. It would be interesting to know her views on how we’ll define “the press” under the First Amendment when the media as we now know it ceases to exist, or whether the Court should enforce the rulings of foreign tribunals against our own government. Not that Judge Sotomayor could, or should, answer such questions directly. Rather, we should acknowledge that the questions we will face as a nation, and those that will test our resolve to agreeably disagree, lay ahead of us. It matters not whether Judge Sotomayor is a woman or Hispanic, or whether she is a liberal or moderate on the issues of yesterday. What matters is that she has the willingness to work with her colleagues, the wisdom to make just decisions, the humility to understand the limits of her role, and the courage to help guide the nation through difficult questions we have yet to imagine. And it matters most that she’s a player, a real engaged and engaging player, on and off the Court. m

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his week Vermont’s largest hospital will launch the first phase of a new electronic health records system that promises to reduce medical errors, improve patient care, lower health-care costs and make the hospital more efficient. The $58 million paperless chart system is known as PRISM, short for Patient Records Information System Management, and it’s been in the works for more than two years. On the wall inside Fletcher Allen’s McClure Building, a large, red clock counts down the days, hours, minutes and seconds until the PRISM electronic health records system “goes live” on Saturday, June 6. But unlike revelers on New Year’s Eve, hospital administrators are keeping their fingers crossed that no one drops the ball when the counter reaches zero. “The proof is in the pudding when we flick the switch,” says Sandi Dalton, senior vice president for patient care services at Fletcher Allen Health Care. Dalton is overseeing implementation of the electronic records system, which is the first of its kind in Vermont. Except for the presence of more computer workstations throughout the hospital, she says most patients probably won’t notice any difference in the way they are cared for. In contrast, PRISM will dramatically change the way doctors, nurses and other health-care providers track and record their patients’ progress, Dalton says. No longer will medical orders be scribbled on cumbersome charts that must accompany patients wherever they go in the hospital. Instead, patients’ medical histories, directives, drug prescriptions and progress will all be recorded and tracked electronically in a centralized database that can be accessed anywhere in the hospital, as well as by authorized users in remote locations. PRISM has the potential to reduce, or even eliminate, one of the most common and costly causes of medical mishaps that occur in hospitals: human error. For instance, PRISM is set up to automatically alert providers of potentially dangerous drug interactions, allergies and dosage particularities. It will also notify providers if a test or medical procedure has already been ordered or performed, reducing the likelihood of costly duplicate tests. The new system also revolutionizes the way prescriptions are ordered, filled and administered. A “closed-loop medication system” will automatically send doctors’ prescription to the pharmacy, where an automated drug-dispensing machine fills the order. When the drugs are administered, the nurse or other provider will scan the patient’s wristband, as well as his or her own ID badge, to ensure that the right patient is getting the correct medication in the appropriate dosage. The first phase of this project will affect all Fletcher Allen in-patients as well as anyone who visits the emergency department. The second phase, which comes online in December, will incorporate the oncology department. Phase three, expected to be implemented next year, will add to the system some 40 other ambulatory units throughout the Burlington area.

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Patients’ medical histories, directives, drug prescriptions and progress will all be recorded and tracked electronically in a centralized database that can be accessed anywhere in the hospital, as well as by authorized users in remote locations. Eventually, PRISM will allow patients to access their own — or a child’s — medical records from home. For instance, when a parent registers his or her child for school, he or she will be able to go online, download all the child’s immunization records, print them out and provide them to the school. Not surprisingly, there is widespread concern and skepticism about the privacy of personally identifiable medical data, at least according to polling data compiled by the American Civil Liberties Union. But Dalton, who’s helped hospitals in Pennsylvania and California implement their own electronic health records systems, insists that Fletcher Allen’s electronic records system is one of the most secure in the industry. Dalton acknowledges that there’s been some resistance among providers to adopt the new system. As she puts it, “If people have never worked in a different environment, or they’ve been in their current environment for a very long time, it’s hard for them to imagine how they can possibly do things differently than they do today.” On February 17, President Barack Obama signed into law a $787 billion economic stimulus plan that includes some $20 billion in incentives for implementing electronic health record systems. The legislation also includes penalties for doctors who don’t make the switch to electronic records by 2014. Currently, only 10 percent of hospitals in the country employ an electronic health records system. Among the first to adopt one was El Camino Hospital in Mountain

View, California, a facility where Dalton once worked. In 2006, El Camino switched from its 1970sera electronic system to a new, state-of-the-art system. Did the transition go smoothly? “Yes and no,” recalls Patricia Aleshire Briggs, president of El Camino’s nurses union. She says the Eclipsys system, which went live in March 2006, caused some disruptions, particularly in the pharmacy department. Aleshire Briggs emphasizes that there were no medical errors or patient incidents caused by the switchover, largely due to the redundant backup systems and other safety protocols in place. Nevertheless, there was enough public concern about the bugs and glitches in the system that the California Department of Health Services came in and conducted its own audit. Dalton wasn’t part of El Camino Hospital’s initial e-records transition team, but was called in later to figure out what went wrong and how to fix it. Among the most important lessons she learned there was to bring the pharmacy online early to work out the bugs. Medication errors are among the most common mistakes that occur in hospitals. “There are always some things that are going to go wrong,” Dalton says. “We don’t know exactly what those things are, but we are fully prepared to deal with them.” Since half of all doctors in Vermont are affiliated in some way with Fletcher Allen, Dalton predicts the new system will go a long way toward improving patient care and controlling medical costs in Vermont. m

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Wanted: One Really Big Studio Space for Metal Sculptors BY PAMELA POLSTON

W Kate Pond and Kat Clear’s moving sale happens Friday, June 19, 3-6 p.m. at the S. D. Ireland facility at 193 Industrial Avenue in Williston. Parking on Avenue B. For info about the sale or to suggest a potential studio rental, call Clear at 7341603. www. katepond. com, www. katherine clear.com

hen people say they have “tons” of work to do, you understand it’s a colorful exaggeration. But when Kate Pond and Kat Clear use the word, they mean it quite literally. The two Burlington sculptors have many tons of scrap steel stacked and organized … and ready to go. Yes, all of it has to be moved. So does everything else — including more tons of metal fabricating, welding and lifting equipment — in the studio Pond has occupied for nearly four decades at S.T. Griswold’s in Williston. When S.D. Ireland bought the concrete manufacuring firm last month, Pond was shocked to learn that the new owners had other plans for Building 3 — “her” building. She and Clear, who’s shared the space for nearly four years, hope to find a home for all this stuff in a new working studio somewhere in the Burlington area. By the end of the summer. So if you’ve got a space for rent that’s well-ventilated, covers at least 2000 square feet, and can accommodate large vehicles occasionally coming and going, now would be the time to step forward. “Heat and a bathroom would be nice, too,” Pond notes wistfully. Those are the two perks missing from Building 3, and the closet stocked with a variety of heavy-duty outerwear attests to how cold it can get in there. But working in frigid temps is the only thing Pond and Clear won’t miss. Otherwise, the place has been ideal for a pair of artists who like to think, and build, big. “Having a studio within the Griswold concrete business made all the difference to the evolution of my career,” Pond notes. “Forklifts, cranes and a large space encouraged me to consider making large and heavy work.” Pond met Doug Griswold in 1971 when both were involved with the International Sculpture Symposium, headed by late sculptor Paul Aschenbach, on the Burlington waterfront. “Doug was in charge of organizing the concrete donation for the artists to build sculptures,

Having a studio within the Griswold concrete business made all the difference to the evolution of my career. KATE POND

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her collection of “Whoopsie Girls,” inspired by pinKATE POND AND KAT CLEAR ups of yesteryear. One of these “ladies” is also headed to “Exposed!” this summer. Clear is currently crafting a logo sculpture and signage for Vermont Works for Women and for the new Bluebird Tavern on Riverside Avenue, as well as a 10-foot “origami” steel-and-glass lobster sculpture for the Asbury Park Boardwalk in New Jersey, she reports. Still to be seen by the Vermont public, too, is Clear’s 20-foot-high steeland-copper installation and I was an apprentice for one of the invited sculpfor Fletcher Allen Health tors,” she explains. The two formed a lasting friendship. Care. “The Fabric of Life” will be riveted to a wall in “Soon after the sculptures were placed on Interstate the high-ceilinged entry of the new wing later this 89, I moved into my new workshop at Griswold,” says month. The sculpture consists of a tall triangular drape Pond, who acknowledges she’s paid “nominal” rent for of “quilted” metal, each section a different color, with the space. a steel facsimile of an old-fashioned sewing machine In return, Griswold acquired a reputation for sup- at the top. To Clear, it represents “comfort, warmth porting the arts, and what Pond calls a “value-added” and connections” despite its cold, hard materials. Right sculpture park on the grounds alongside Industrial Av- now the piece is, well, in pieces, arranged on the paveenue. Those 14 works in steel and concrete now have ment outside the studio; Clear accompanied an aerial to go, too. photographer in a small plane earlier this week to shoot Back in the ’70s, Pond made steel-and-mirror words it from above. “My main focus is on and letters, and the outlets she acquired for them led getting this thing out the door and her to far-flung exhibitions and numerous public and to the hospital,” she says. “Then I private commissions. Notably, her World Sculpture can focus on moving.” Project — sundial-related sculptures that cast shadows Heads up, anyone considering at the equinox and solstice — has been assembled in sculptures for their grounds: Québec, Norway, Japan, Hawaii and New Zealand. It Clear and Pond are having includes time capsules filled with children’s art that will a moving sale on June 19 be opened and exhibited in 2015. Over the years, Pond to divest themselves of as has created local public art as well, including “Kiss II” much of their work as possiat the Fletcher Free Library in Burlington, “Steelhead” ble. “I should clarify that the in the Winooski Falls Park, and the steel floor grating sculptures are for sale, not on in the entry to the renovated Firehouse Gallery. sale,” Pond says. Prices start Before she leaves the Griswold — er, Ireland — at about $100 and range space, Pond says she needs to complete a “self-portrait” into the thousands. — a mobile that dangles steel eyes, a nose, a mouth and As for leaving her longan ear — for the “Exposed!” outdoor sculpture show time workspace, Pond admits in Stowe. The deadline also applies to a serene-looking, she’s been emotional about it. 10-foot-high piece for a private client’s meditation gar- “But being up and down has den in Burlington. been good for being present, Clear worked as Pond’s apprentice for a year before and for creativity,” she conjoining her full-time in 2005. Theirs is a well-matched cludes optimistically. union of generations: Pond moved into the Griswold “This is growth, this is studio seven years before Clear was born. Now 30, the change,” Clear adds. “It’s younger artist is happily devoted to the physically de- all good.” manding career of a metal sculptor. Locals may have Especially if there’s a seen her “Queen City Crown” in the Burlington Town new place to call home KATE POND Center, her bike rack in front of Burlington Telecom, or really soon.  CIRCA EARLY 70’S

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Big Names Meet Sleepless Students at Lake Placid Film Forum BY MARGOT HARRISON

t’s no surprise that the guy who wrote Scorsese’s Taxi Driver has things to say about how movies depict the American experience. But it’s not often that you can drop in on a quiet resort town and hear him say them in person. Paul Schrader — who’s written and directed a slew of brainy, provocative films since the ’70s — is slated to attend the Lake Placid Film Forum the weekend of June 11 to 14 to screen his latest, Adam Resurrected, the story of a Holocaust survivor played by Jeff Goldblum. (The Onion AV Club called it “mind-meltingly odd” and “hypnotic.”) On Saturday morning, Schrader will discuss “Dreaming Up America” on a panel moderated by Russell Banks, with fellow acclaimed novelist Richard Russo. Famous names are nothing new at the LPFF — last year, Jonathan Demme showed up. But fest director (and former New York Daily News film critic) Kathleen Carroll says her program “has more diversity this time.” Indeed, the 12 scheduled films — plus a program of “North Country Shorts” — range widely in time and space, from Woody Allen’s latest, Whatever Works, to the restored 1922 silent Beyond the Rocks, featuring Gloria Swanson and Rudolph Valentino and screening with live organ accompaniment. Raymond De Felitta’s City Island (pictured) is a quirky comedy about a Bronx corrections officer who secretly wants to act. Joe Berlinger’s documentary Crude explores the legacy of Chevron’s “Amazon Chernobyl.” Black Robe, a 1991 epic set in 1634 Québec, ties in with Lake Cham-

plain’s Quadricentennial. And a feature-length profile of Garrison Keillor screens Sunday to benefit North Country Public Radio. One fest guest, writer-director Courtney Hunt, has “had quite a ride this year,” Carroll notes. Hunt ended up with an Oscar nomination for her screenplay for Frozen River, shot in Plattsburgh, N.Y. At the LPFF, she’ll have a public chat with Banks. Carroll says she’s replaced last year’s master classes with a series of less formal “conversations”: “I like the idea of having a novelist sitting with a director; they’re already fans of each other.” For the third year, Burlington College students will cross the lake for the “Sleepless in Lake Placid” 24-hour filmmaking competition — a challenge they won in 2007. This year they’ll be joined by a Middlebury College team. Beginning Friday, the Vermonters will scramble to script, cast, shoot and edit a 10-minute flick in competition with students from Syracuse, Ohio University, SUNY Purchase and Ithaca College, with the best effort to be selected by jury. BC Film Production Chair Barry Snyder will be on hand as competition coordinator and MC. Will the B-Town or Midd kids win? Stay tuned.  Lake Placid Film Forum. Thursday, June 11, to Sunday, June 14, at various locations in Lake Placid, N.Y. Films $10 each (no advance ticket sales); forums and conversations free. For schedule and other info, 518-523-3456 or www. lakeplacidfilmforum.com.

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BAND-CRAFTED Sure, crafting isn’t just for grandmas these days, but does crafting ... rock? Absolutely, if the ladies at Burlington’s The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge have anything to say about it. This Saturday, June 6, the Old North End studio and education center hosts Joe Jack Talcum of Philadelphia, founder and front man of irreverent late-’80s cult band The Dead Milkmen. The guy behind “Bitchin’ Camaro” and “Punk Rock Girl” will join locals for a few hours of “craftastic fun” using wood blocks to make prints for flags and tags, according to the Bobbin’s flyer. They call it “Craft With the Band.” Bobbin co-owner Gyllian Svensson writes in an email that this “is an idea that we’ve been working on at The Bobbin for a while now; we were just waiting for the right act to really launch the project.” When local musician Jarmac T. Harvys told her Talcum was coming to play a show at Gezellig Theatre — the performance space he runs with Radio Bean owner Lee Anderson — Svensson suggested he stop by The Bobbin first. “Joe Jack was all for it, so the event was born,” she says. Will the singer get down and dirty with the printmaking? “I’m not sure how much of a crafter Joe Jack is,” says Svensson, adding that she “did ask for his input.” She hopes to make Craft With the Band happen several times a year. Tickets for this one are going fast, but those who don’t snag them may be able to catch Joe Jack Talcum playing with 17th Fire, Train Wreck Kelly and Goldtown the same evening. Craft on!

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suspects fleeing police on foot in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., ran into an office building, ducked inside a women’s restroom, crouched on toilets in the stalls and tried to convince officers they were women by using falsetto voices. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported that officers weren’t fooled and arrested brothers Kendrick Pitts, 20, and Marquise Pitts, 19. • Police caught up with a suspected drug dealer who led them on a 90 mph chase after he stopped at a Taco Bell parking lot in Decatur, Ind. Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters told the Journal Gazette that Jermaine Askia Cooper, 36, explained “he knew he was going to jail for a while” and wanted to get one last burrito.

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Transportation Security Administration admitted its $36 million “puffer” machine airport-screening program was a mistake. USA Today reported the 207 machines, designed to thwart terrorists by firing air blasts at passengers and sniffing for explosives particles dislodged from skin and clothing, were too slow to handle passenger screening. They were also unreliable, becoming confused by humidity and jet fumes and easily clogging, resulting in additional operating costs of $48,000 per machine. The TSA said it is replacing the machines with full-body scanners.

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months after the Chicago Tribune denounced American International Group Inc. for awarding its top executives $450 million in bonuses while accepting public bailout money, the newspaper’s owner, the Tribune Co., received permission from a Delaware bankruptcy judge to pay some 700 local and corporate managers bonuses totaling $13.3 million. “We need to motivate and incentivize the key people who will implement change,” Tribune Chief Financial Officer Chandler Bigelow III explained to Judge Kevin Carey, who approved the handouts. “They’re the best and the brightest in the company.” The Washington Times reported that the Chicago Tribune’s editorial asked the company executives responsible for AIG’s $40.5 billion in losses last year, “Shouldn’t

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Monty Python in Real Life A teenager entered a store in Winston-Salem, N.C., and demanded money, claiming he had a gun concealed beneath his shirt. Instead, owner Bobby Ray Mabe told the Winston-Salem Journal he and a customer jumped the robber and held him. The gun tucked under his shirt turned out to be a banana, which the suspect, John Steven Szwalla, 17, ate while awaiting sheriff’s deputies. He left the peel, however, which deputies photographed as evidence. Out Now U.S. Embassy workers in

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as graduation weekend somewhat subdued this year, or has the ongoing financial recession begun to skew my impressions? I can check if I want to: In near-OCD fashion, I keep daily tallies going back at least two decades. If this year’s commencement celebration indeed generated less business than those of years past, the figures in my archives will corroborate. But I’m not checking; I fear the worst, and therefore choose to maintain the classic ostrich head-in-thesand posture. Ignorance may not be bliss, but it works for me. In the midst of the possibly-less-busythan-normal festivities, I picked up a sandy-haired man wearing a black cap and blue dungarees. If John Denver had not fatally crashed his single-prop jet off the coast of Monterey 12 years ago, it occurred to me, this is how he might have looked in 2009. “Do you know where Nash Place is?” my customer asked, settling into the shotgun seat. I replied, “Brother, at this point I know where everything is,” and off we drove.

those who truly have nothing against fill-in-thegroup never have to say, “i have nothing against fill-in-the-group.” “Did you grow up here?” he asked right off, giving himself away as a townie. “Nope, I didn’t,” I replied, repeating the answer I’ve given a few times a night for nearly 30 years. “I grew up in Brooklyn, but I’ve lived here pretty much my entire adult life.” Pausing for comedic effect, I added, “Although there are many who would dispute whether I’ve gotten there yet.” “Well, I grew up in town — on South Winooski close to Howard. My folks still own the home.” In my experience, born-and-bred Burlingtonians carry a distinct pride in their Queen City heritage. Yes, they’re also Vermonters — with all that implies — but they hail from B-Town, baby, and that’s something special. Maybe that’s why these true locals tend to work their birthplace into the conversation within the first few minutes of hitting the taxi seat. “So, this is it,” I said as we scooted up Pearl Street. “The students will all be gone come Monday.” “Yup,” he said. “It’s a shame more of ’em won’t be able to make a go of it staying in Vermont. I’m a real estate appraiser, and I see this time and time again. Local kids find good-paying jobs in Boston or New York, and then they move back here ’cause they miss it. But there’s the Catch-22 — they can’t find work up here that pays enough to support a mortgage.”

As someone obsessed with words and language, I laugh when I hear people misuse the phrase “Catch-22.” The same applies to “irony”; I know guys who use that word to mean just about anything. I would never correct them — I prefer to keep my friends — but mentally I’m like a British schoolmarm. “I’ll tell you what’s a big part of the problem,” my passenger continued. “Now, don’t get me wrong, because I have nothing against lesbians.” Here we go, I thought. Those who truly have nothing against fill-in-the-group never have to say, “I have nothing against fill-in-the-group.” They only say that because, on some level, they are embarrassed by their own prejudice. It’s a deft little mental maneuver, but it doesn’t fool anybody. It’s the verbal equivalent of a bald guy with a comb-over. “For instance, take the Five Sisters neighborhood — you know where that is, right?” “Like I said,” I replied listlessly, “I know where —” “Right, OK,” he said. “Well, there’s a number of streets in that neighborhood where lesbians have, like, taken over. Every time a house comes up for sale, the word gets around among the lesbians, and one of ’em outbids other buyers by maybe 10, 20 thousand.” “So, your point is…?” I asked tentatively, not sure if I really wanted to know. “How can regular families afford a home when they’re being outbid by the lesbians?” Nash Place approached — thank the Lord, because I was so looking forward to dropping this man off. I figured I’d better say something, because silence implies assent and the time has long past — if it ever existed — when we could afford to let blind prejudice pass unchallenged. Besides, I have a warm spot in my heart for Burlington’s lesbian community. In many ways they’re at the center of the vibrant city this town has become over the years. “Look, brother,” I said as we eased to a stop in front of his apartment. “There are so many things wrong with what you’re saying that I don’t know where to begin. But how about the basic fallacy: If by ‘family’ you’re talking about a couple raising a kid or two, how does that not apply to lesbians? Some of the coolest, not to mention most stable, families in town are anchored by lesbian couples.” “No, sure — I hear you there,” my customer said, trying to backtrack. “But you’re missing my point. Like I said, I have — ” “Yeah, I know,” I interrupted with a sigh. I had to stop myself from banging my head on the dashboard. “You have nothing against lesbians.” m

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And now, a full decade later, Belizbeha are back and ready to reclaim their throne — if only for a night. The group is reassembling for a one-night stand this Saturday at the Flynn Mainstage. To 21st-century ears, “the funk of the future” sounds, well, a little dated — but charming, like the musical equivalent of a hi-top fade or Hammer pants. But make no mistake: Belizbeha’s music is still funky as hell. In its heyday, the band was widely regarded as a cutting-edge fusion of acid jazz, funk, soul, hip-hop and R&B. Revisiting their two albums, the 1995 debut Charlie’s Dream and 1998’s Void Where Inhibited Inhibited, it’s easy to understand why. The first album, arguably Belizbeha’s finest, is a particularly striking amalgam of cultural and musical influences; a seamless rhythm section fuels soaring soul vocals and the full-bodied, bombastic flow of MC Fattie Bumbalattie (aka Fattie B, aka Kyle Thompson). The band formed in 1992 when Thompson, who was freestyling at a University of Vermont house party, met keyboardist Jeremy Skaller. Skaller invited Thompson to sit in with a new band he was forming with drummer Mark Robohm and bassist Shawn Williams, both UVM sophomores. The quartet’s first show drew 300 people, even though the band had a mere six songs. “We were just kind of making stuff up for most of the gig,” says Thompson. Wanting to round out the group, they postered campus in search of vocalists, and that brought in Shauna Antoniuc and Kadiatou Sibi. “It all just kind of fell together,” Thompson recalls. Within six months, the band was playing gigs outside Burlington and their first album was essentially written. While it’s hard to call Belizbeha an overnight success, that description isn’t far off. Over the next seven years, the band averaged more than 200 gigs per year, toured throughout the U.S., traveled to Europe and scored a slot at the 1996 Summer Olympic Games in Atlanta. Major labels came calling, but even without that big-time support, Belizbeha sold more than 35,000 records. For a time they were represented by über-publicist Susan Blond, a protégé of Andy Warhol whose client roster also included some guy named Michael Jackson. Belizbeha was the first unsigned act Blond had ever represented. “I don’t think any of us knew what we were getting into,” says Thompson. “But we were just

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young and dumb enough not to care.” Still, the party eventually came to an end. The grind of constant touring and the financial pressure of supporting seven musicians delivered the fatal blow. And it probably didn’t help that two couples within the group — Williams and Antoniuc, guitarist Bob Dunham and Sibi — split up around the same time. The band played its final show in Portland, Maine, on New Year’s Eve 1999. Alums of the UVM classes of 1994 and 1999 managed to finagle another “last” show for Belizbeha, during this month’s Burlington Discover Jazz Festival. As it happens, it will be the band’s first time on the Flynn stage. “I used to beg the Flynn,” says Thompson, who claims he offered to have the band play gratis several times, to no avail. (One of his other groups, Fattie B’s Beat Biters, did grace the Flynn at last year’s Jazz Fest, opening for soul diva Ledisi.) This Saturday, Belizbeha will be joined by The Giant Country Horns — Dave Grippo, sax; Joey Somerville and Jen Hartswick, trumpets — and Burlington’s reigning DJ impresario, A-Dog. Up-and-coming local “hip-pop” fusionists Strength in Numbers will open the show. Belizbeha has reunited on a couple of smaller-scale occasions, but otherwise its original members have all moved in different directions — literally and figuratively. Vermonters are most likely familiar with Thompson’s story. The Bristol native has remained in Burlington and become a pillar of the city’s art and music scenes. A founding member of seminal Queen City hip-hop outfit Eye Oh You, he’s the unquestioned elder statesman of the city’s burgeoning hip-hop culture. As the man behind Club Metronome’s longrunning ’80s dance party Retronome — among many other regular gigs — he’s one of the area’s most highly regarded DJs. Thompson is also an increasingly renowned graphic artist and fashion entrepreneur — he co-owns the urban clothing boutique Steez on Church Street. He cuts a figure even if, following his gastric bypass surgery several years ago, the “Fattie” moniker no longer quite fits weight-wise. But what of the remaining band members? Did post-Belizbeha life turn out as well for them as it has for their gregarious MC? It’s a testament to the band’s collective creative spirit and drive that the answer is a resounding yes.

SHAUNA ANDERSON: MOMMY’S ALL RIGHT “I keep telling my kids, ‘You know, Mommy was pretty cool,’” says Shauna Antoniuc — now Shauna Anderson — via telephone from her home in the Sacramento suburb of Folsom, California, which is literally across the street from the famous state prison. (“But you can’t really see it,” she insists.) Given that she was one-third of Belizbeha’s terrific trio of front persons, her attempts to score cred with her four children are a tad understated. Anderson’s classic-styled jazz delivery was an integral piece of the band’s sound, a perfect complement to Fattie B’s laidback flow and Kadiatou Sibi’s soulful wail. Anderson was also the driving force behind the reunion show, having initially planted the seed at the UVM alumni office. Pretty cool, indeed. Following Belizbeha’s breakup, Anderson stayed in Vermont for a couple of years, working at the Saigon Café and performing — under her maiden name — with her eponymous jazz trio, which included guitarist and recording engineer Joe Capps and saxophonist Chris Peterman. The group recorded two albums: The Dream’s on Me, released in 2002; and In the Moonlight, Moonlight which remained on the shelf until its release last year. Anderson also performed regularly with Rick Norcross’ Western-swing outfit Rick & the Ramblers. After marrying in 2003, Anderson moved with husband Brandy and their newborn daughter to California, where she worked as the vice-principal of a charter school. She eventually returned to performing, but found the Sacramento music scene offered far fewer performing options than the one where she had cut her teeth. “There was nothing,” she says. “It made me really appreciate the music scene in Vermont.” Anderson joined a musicians’ union and found a kindred spirit in the (now late) Bill Rase, who was the leader of one of California’s oldest big bands and had performed with Bob Hope. She went on to sing with a Western-swing outfit, and then a rock cover band. Currently, Anderson performs weekly with her own jazz quintet. Though the constant touring of her past “seems like another life,” Anderson says, she credits her time in Belizbeha with instilling the confidence she needed to seek out new artistic endeavors. Not to mention functioning in her professional capacity as an educator and the head of a large family. Musical experience, Anderson suggests, “really translates to any kind of industry.”

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KADIATOU SIBI: TEACH YOUR CHILDREN Kadiatou Sibi views her time since leaving Belizbeha as part of her greater life’s journey: Traveling, apparently, is in her blood. The charismatic singer was born in the West African nation of Gambia and raised in New York City before moving to Vermont and joining the band. She now resides in Marina del Rey, California, with her husband and two children. Following the death of her sister, who passed away shortly after Belizbeha broke up, Sibi put singing on the back burner and moved to Austin, Texas, in 2002 to study another passion: African dance. But Austin proved a poor fit, and her stay was brief. On her way back to New York, Sibi was in a serious car accident that left both her pelvis and back fractured. Fortunately, her injuries did not require surgery, and she was dancing again in a mere six months. “I was really determined,” she says. Sibi is still involved with African dance, but motherhood has shifted her focus back to music — specifically, to her role as cofounder of an early-childhood-development music school called Music Together, which opened last year. “I just wanted to be involved in music … and continue that fire, but within this new realm of being a mother. “I feel like music is a means, is a spiritual way of healing,” Sibi continues, referencing what she considers the subtle healing power of Belizbeha’s music. Though for all intents and purposes it was a dance band, their sound often had a lyrical undercurrent promoting spiritual well-being, she believes. “There was a lot of positivity and encouragement in our music — ‘La la la, let’s get along,’” Sibi says. “But if you look around the world, isn’t that what we all want to do?” Sibi sees parallels between that positive energy and the band members’ commitment to making music — and breaking up — on their own terms. She thinks the dynamism still manifests in how they’ve lived their lives since. “I don’t think any of us really works for anyone else, and I don’t think we could,” she says. “We all create our own reality. And

I don’t think any of us knew what we were getting into. But we were just young and dumb enough not to care. KYLE THOMPSON

JEREMY SKALLER: THE BEAT GOES ON Jeremy Skaller didn’t translate his experiences as Belizbeha’s keyboardist into a new industry. Of the band’s seven members, he has arguably enjoyed the most music-biz success as a producer and songwriter with The Orange Factory, a New York City-based production and management team he heads with fellow Vermonter Rob LaRow. The company — which for a time also included noted producer Ellis Miah — has produced songs for a stunning array of mainstream and underground dance artists. Skaller has been involved, in various capacities, with at least 10 number-one Billboard dance singles. His big break came when he wrote a few records for dance diva Tina Ann, circa 2001. That success elevated Skaller to a new stratosphere of performers. “It wasn’t like we were riding around on yachts,” he says. “But we were successful within a very cool, small niche market.” From there, Skaller and LaRow moved into artist development and, eventually, away from producing. Several of the artists they have developed — such as Jay Sean and Thara — have subsequently landed deals with major labels, including Universal, Arista and Cash Money. Additionally, Skaller has worked with the likes of Li’l Wayne, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, Seal and, most recently, 16-year-old Filipino phenom Cherisse Pempengco — currently an Oprah fave. “We’ve been very, very lucky, after Belizbeha, to continue making a

that training [with Belizbeha] taught us more than we could ever learn in any classroom.”

BOB DUNHAM: RANGE ROVER Bob Dunham seems to have taken the lessons of Belizbeha to heart, and his post-band experiences have led him in more divergent directions than the others’. Like most of his former bandmates, the guitarist says performing with them gave him the skills and mindset to propel his subsequent musical ambitions. But he also cites the band’s diversity — both of personalities and influences — as key. “I learned a lot about how to be in a band and be a team player — how to contribute and compromise and all that good stuff,” he says. “Musically, we all came from different backgrounds, so I was exposed to more styles, which ended up helping my future music experiences.” Dunham, now living in Portland, Oregon, makes his living as a “pretty much full-time” musician. He designed Belizbeha’s original website and still does occasional freelance design work. But his primary role is in eclectic pop singer-songwriter Scott Fisher’s band, 1 a.m. Approach. That group has toured extensively, stopping at Montpelier’s Positive Pie 2 and Nectar’s in Burlington, as well as performing twice on the airwaves of WNCS The Point. Dunham also plays with up-and-coming soul

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COUNCIL COMEBACK The board of trustees from the Vermont Arts Council responds to Kevin Kelley’s article, “Wise Council?” published in the May 20 issue of Seven Days: In 1965 the Vermont legislature approved Act 170, which directed state and federal funds to the Vermont Arts Council for the purpose of “increasing the opportunities for Vermont’s citizens and visitors to view, enjoy and participate” in the arts. Over the past 45 years, we’ve held that founding principle as the basis for all we do. We have also followed the lead of the National Endowment for the Arts (NEA) in articulating artistic excellence as the core criterion by which we assess applications for funds. At times it has been a challenge to respond nimbly to national and state trends that affect our operating environment. But throughout our history we have remained community-centered. Until the 1980s, the Council’s appropriation from the NEA grew annually (it now represents about 45 percent of our budget) and we invested heavily in developing the capacity of Vermont’s cultural organizations. The Council offered sizeable operating funds to community arts organizations and healthy artist fellowship grants. Our primary focus was on facilitating organizations’ ability to present — and individuals’ ability to create — art. The environment supporting an “art for art’s sake” philosophy began to erode during the Reagan era, and when funding from the NEA was slashed in the mid-1990s, the Council faced a new reality. With less money, how could the Council help organizations fulfill their missions; artists retain their creative vitality; and schools and community centers avoid cutbacks in arts education programs? Our response — arrived at through careful planning and experimentation — was to invest in new collaborations around cultural heritage tourism, the creative economy, technologybased arts learning, and projects like “Palettes of Vermont” that encouraged public participation in creative activities. Today the Council is sup-

reduce drug abuse. Why, then, did they concoct “The Drug War”? Simple. By criminalizing selected drugs, they could justify federal troops and expenditures against regimes that were left-leaning. Colombia, Vietnam, Afghanistan come to mind. Second, they could masquerade as acting for the benefit of America’s susceptible children, which provided them innumerable votes from concerned parents. All this by simply criminalizing a list of specific drugs, which had no Washington lobbies. Professional career politicians know how to manipulate voters, and the mass disinformation media never call them on it. Eliminating re-elections by single two-year terms would make

porting more arts activities than ever throughout Vermont. In the past five years we’ve given nearly 700 grants totaling $2.3 million for creation, presentation and arts education. Peer panelists review and recommend grant applications for funding based on criteria that, in virtually every case, state “high artistic quality” as the primary consideration for funding. In terms of outreach, however, nothing we have done has been as successful as our community arts projects: 47,000 Vermonters participated in the 2006 “Palettes of Vermont” project and 60,000 are currently engaged in “Art Fits Vermont” (the puzzle project). We do not believe that encouraging Vermonters to participate in the arts at whatever level they are comfortable, and rewarding outstanding work, whether created by artists or presented by arts organizations, are mutually exclusive activities. They are not. As trustees we are proud of the Council’s programs mentioned in the article. But we are also extremely proud of the many projects and services the Council provides which were not mentioned — from our grant workshops offered by our professional staff, to our cultural facilities collaboration and the “Art of Action.” This last is an innovative, public-private collaboration with Lyman Orton and has resulted in the largest commissioning project in the Council’s history. We were delighted that this project was so prominently featured in the February 4, 2009, issue of Seven Days. Our recent listening tour provided great food for thought as we evaluate how best to serve Vermont’s creative community in the current environment. We are always open to new ideas: Drop by the Council’s office in Montpelier, send us an email, or give us a call with your thoughts. Even better, come to the Vermont Statehouse on Thursday, June 4, and join us at 4 p.m. for our Annual Meeting and Awards ceremony. We look forward to your participation. Marie Houghton MONTPELIER

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Williams is anxious to reconnect with Belizbeha’s old fan base — which Sibi calls “extended family.” Many of them will be flying in from all over the country to catch the show. As for remembering the music he’s barely played in the last 10 years, Williams echoes the sentiment offered by most of his bandmates: “It’s like riding a bike.”

There was a lot of positivity and encouragement in our music — “La la la, let’s get along.” But if you look around the world, isn’t that what we all want to do? Kadiatou Sibi in 2002 (he attended UVM for two years, until Belizbeha’s touring schedule made school impossible), he traveled to Suriname, just north of Brazil, as part of an archaeological dig unearthing the remnants of a centuries-old Maroon village. He had originally intended to work on a small documentary film for a school project, but changed his focus shortly after arriving. Dunham has since returned twice to the tiny South American republic and hopes to make another trip soon. He relishes helping people of the nomadic culture discover clues to their remarkable history, which was long considered lost. “It’s just amazing,” Dunham says.

Shawn williamS: Superfly (fiShing) A family friend of bassist Shawn Williams is responsible for Belizbeha’s curious name — it was a mispronunciation of the name “Elizabeth.” But Williams himself is a man of few words and has led a Zen-like existence since 2001. Like Thompson, Williams remained in Vermont and turned to DJing post-Belizbeha. But, unlike his industrious friend, he’s largely put music aside and currently describes himself as a “bedroom DJ” who’s chosen to focus on the simpler pleasures of life in the Green Mountains. Currently employed as a case coordinator at Fletcher Allen Health Care, Williams is an avid outdoorsman who particularly loves fly-fishing. Why did he choose to stay here? He replies with typical simplicity, “I stayed in Vermont because I enjoy Vermont.” Williams admits he hasn’t been playing much bass lately, but he isn’t intimidated by the prospect of dusting off his chops on the grandest stage in the state. “The only thing that’s weird about it being at the Flynn is that it won’t be an intimate show,” he remarks. Like the rest of the band,

mark robohm: Two TickeTS To paradiSe If you’re a regular reader of the New York Times, it’s possible you’ve unwittingly kept tabs on Belizbeha’s Mark Robohm. The New York City-based drummer and his longtime girlfriend Stephanie Doucette were featured in a September 2007 story that described how they’d completely gutted and renovated Robohm’s tiny Chelsea apartment for — wait for it — under $12,000. The couple met at a Belizbeha gig at Boston’s Paradise Rock Club, where Doucette was a bartender. “We met in paradise,” Robohm notes cheekily. But they didn’t begin dating until several years later. The two have since purchased a neighboring studio and plan to combine the two apartments. Since the beginning of Belizbeha, Robohm has averaged more than 200 gigs per year. Following the birth of his son, now 17 months old, that pace has slowed considerably. But Robohm hasn’t been wanting for work. “The cool thing about being a drummer is that you’re not the star,” he observes. “So that means that all the stars need to hire you.” The most notable celebrity to hire Robohm is undoubtedly Alicia Keys. He played on the pop-soul diva’s most recent release, As I Am, and joined the Grammy-winning singer on her last European tour with his own band, The Ruling Party. “It was a circus,” Robohm says. Once upon a time, many industry types had pictured Belizbeha as just such a huge act. Ultimately, arena-packing success eluded the band, but Robohm still marvels at how much they did achieve. “I think all of us, at the beginning, had those kinds of big dreams,” he says. “But we all realized by the middle of it that just being able to sustain that many people on the road, and to sell as many records as we did without any support, was pretty successful on its own.” m

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he Highgate Sports Arena smells like hockey. The padded lobby floors have clearly seen decades of slushy skates, but tonight the rink is nothing but hardwood. From April to September, a ring occupies the arena. Its apron reads: Slam All-Star Wrestling. At tonight’s Spring Time Super Show, a mix of families with small children and groups of young men fills more than 50 seats at $10 each. They boo loudly when the Northern Studd, billed as hailing from Bangor, Maine, appears in the ring. The spectators recognize him as a heel — that’s “bad guy” in the parlance of pro wrestling, as much theater as sport. (Good guys are “baby faces.”) Like all good heels, the Northern Studd promptly gets on the mic and attacks his audience’s intelligence. “I’m smarter than all you people,” he proclaims. “I’m better than you, I’m stronger than you…” As his tirade continues, a figure emerges from behind the blue tarp that demarcates backstage. Clad in camouflage from his hat to his John Deere T-shirt to his socks, his face masked in black, this spindly figure is Earl, the Green Mountain Grappler. The audience knows him and voices its approval. Earl is their surrogate. He will make the Northern Studd pay. He mounts the Studd like a pony and slaps the villain as he crawls across the ring. “He’s riding him like a John Deere!” exclaims one audience member. Despite an untimely meeting between Earl’s feet and the Northern Studd’s crotch, the latter eventually prevails, ending the match with a move called a Split-Legged Gourd Buster. The endings may be choreographed, but, as in life, good guys don’t always win. The next morning, the Northern Studd will return to work as a computer engineer at a Vermont health-care company. He asks to

be identified only as Mark, saying he’d rather his coworkers not learn about his weekend activities because of “misconceptions about the business.” Given his line of work, Mark also fears his hobby could exponentially raise his own health-care costs. Mark began grappling in 2000, at the height of a craze. Back then, major wrestling promotions WWE (at the time WWF) and Ted Turner’s WCW battled for the top spot in the Monday cable ratings. A year later, Vince McMahon of WWE would purchase WCW, ring star The Rock would shift his focus to acting, and the national passion for wrestling would diminish. However, for Mark and the rest of SAW, the fire continues to burn. In 2003, Mark, who books (scripts and choreographs) all matches and storylines for Slam All-Star Wrestling (SAW), teamed up with two other performers and bought the SAW promotion from its former owners. His partners are Tommy Tuttle, who plays a manager character called The Candy Man, handing out treats to kids; and Leon Kempton, known as The Bull, a wrestler and sometime emcee who spends intermission pushing snacks and a 50-50 raffle. The three of them established a wrestling school, Divine Academy, and hired an instructor to get newbies in shape. Most independent wrestling promotions set up anywhere they can, raising their ring before each show. The dedicated space of Highgate Sports Arena gives SAW more stability. During hockey season, fledgling wrestlers congregate in Mark’s basement for Divine Academy instruction from him and head trainer Justin Lussier. Besides chain wrestling (holds and other “real wrestling” moves), they learn how to “cut a promo” (make a speech) and study “ring psychology” (acting). Lussier, a small man with a tuft of blond hair, is known to audiences as “Michael Monroe of

SEVEN DAYS | june 03-10, 2009 | feature 29A Malibu.” A high school junior and already a gymnast and weight lifter when he began training, he says, “I was juggling the idea of college, but didn’t get very good grades ... I decided my chances would be better wrestling full-time.” Lussier spotted an ad in the St. Albans Messenger advertising training in mat basics. He ended up at a ring in Stanstead, Québec, that a local organization had set up in a sheep barn. “It was the middle of winter and ... it wasn’t heated,” Lussier recalls, “but I drove up a couple of times a week with two other guys.” It paid off. Within a year, Lussier was touring the country on the indie circuit. Now 27, the cruiserweight ends his match tonight against the diminutive Viper the Ninja with a 450° Splash from the top rope. This acrobatic move is so tricky that major wrestling company WWE has banned it, but Lussier pulls it off with grace and power. He didn’t learn that one in Stanstead, Lussier says, but “from studying tapes of luchadores [Mexican wrestlers] and cruiserweights on WCW Nitro. “I would repetitively watch them, and when

aisle chides him back to safety. When asked about the exceedingly common practice of “blading” — using a secreted razor blade to extract blood for show — Mark shakes his head. “We try to keep that stuff to a minimum. We don’t want that mother who brought her two little kids having to pull them out.” That means something of an adjustment for SAW’s current heavyweight champion, Pierre “The Beast” Vachon, who’s wrestled in many a hardcore match in his decade as a full-time pro. The Colchester resident — who takes his name from one of his mentors, Québecois legend Paul “Butcher” Vachon — battles from coast to coast every weekend, but says he’s particularly fond of the fans at his home arena. “I say all the time that the Highgate crowd reminds me of a 1972 Memphis wrestling crowd,” Vachon says. “Nowadays wrestling has become so over the top that people don’t buy into it. It’s the same kind of people who want to tell how a magician does their tricks. These fans just want to see someone pull a

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f there’s such a thing as an average window washer, Hilary Mullins isn’t it. She waxes poetic about her job in a way that might seem out of character for someone who “just cleans windows.” But she’s not just cleaning windows — she’s letting the light in. Mullins’ tagline for her Name: Hilary Mullins business is: “It’s a Job: Window washer whole new world Location: Bethel through clean windows.” And there’s good reason for her philosophical approach to her work. Mullins, 47, is also a preacher, a teacher and an award-winning author. She’s a graduate of a prestigious boarding school, a top-flight liberal arts college and a well-respected MFA program. And, coincidentally, she loves to wash windows. For the past three years, Mullins has been squeegeeing her way around Vermont — from her home in Bethel all the way to Chittenden County and beyond — and building a reputation as a thorough, meticulous worker. She’s cleaned windows in huge houses, big universities and ski lodges. Once, while cleaning the windows at the Grand Resort Hotel at Killington, she ran into a classmate of hers from the Hotchkiss School who was staying there. The classmate couldn’t hide her surprise at the path her fellow prep-school grad had taken, but that didn’t bother Mullins. She invited the woman to dinner. Seven Days caught up with Mullins between windows to ask about being a glutton for pane. SEVEN DAYS: The big question is, how did you get into window washing? HILARY MULLINS: I’ve done a lot of things. I’ve been a proofreader, an administrative assistant, a college professor, a lay preacher. I went to seminary for a while, I have an MFA, and I also write. None of these things, if you may have noticed, makes much money. A guy I was spending time with had a brother who cleaned windows, and he asked me if I wanted to window clean with him. I grew up doing work around the house and the yard. I grew up climbing trees and old barn beams. I didn’t know I was training for window cleaning. As a writer, I always thought it would make sense to have a trade. But I knew I’d make a miserable carpenter, I’d kill myself if I was an electrician, and I’m not particularly interested in plumbing. So I thought trades weren’t an option. Then window cleaning was suggested, and it would have never crossed my mind. And as it turns out, I enjoy it. SD: How do you meld these different parts of yourself? HM: I have this very cerebral part and this very physical part of myself. I have to work both sides … If I’m working a commercial job and there are other guys working in the trades there, they don’t get that I teach English. And when I teach English, they’re like, “You clean windows?” I clean CCV down in White River Junction, and this is a place [where] I’ve taught. One of the administrators said, “Wow, we’ve never had one of our faculty clean our windows before.” It’s cool. I cut across class lines. I like that. SD: What made you say yes to window cleaning three years ago? HM: You have to understand that there are just no job options in Bethel. And I tried conventional jobs and I’ve never been happy with them. I

have an artist’s brain. I like to have a variety of things to work on. I have a physical job that gets me outside. I love to be outside. It keeps me fit. I have a teaching job that keeps me smart. I’m writing sermons. I’m writing essays. This way, I’m never doing the same thing all the time. And I don’t have to clean windows in the winter. SD: Why do you like cleaning windows? HM: When you’re a kid, you get in trouble for climbing on people’s roofs; now I get paid to. I like ladders, I like going up and down, I like climbing, I like being outside. I like being project oriented. You come in, people want their windows cleaned, you figure out a fair price, you proceed to clean the windows, and you’re done. And you make the [customers] really happy in the process. When you’re done, the quality of the light through clean glass is amazing. It never ceases to please me. Once the glass is clean, you can look out and see the sheep in the fields or the blazing yellow trees in the autumn and it’s just gorgeous. I don’t know what it is. There are these little things about it that please me. SD: I would imagine that, for most people, clean windows are an afterthought. You notice when they’re dirty, but not when they’re clean.

HM: It’s like feng shui. You don’t notice feng shui when you walk in a room, but you feel the effects. I come in, the windows are filthy, and the people are thrilled when I leave because when they look out through the glass, they know it’s different. People may not notice it, but I’m sure it affects them. SD: What if someone doesn’t like ladders? Can they still wash windows? HM: You can’t do this if you don’t like ladders. There’s this dance you do with the ladders. There’s this wonderful choreography. I love all the high work, I love the ladder work, I love getting up on the roof. SD: When you decided to be a window washer, what were some of the first things you had to learn? HM: How to squeegee properly. Draw from the top and, when you’re finished with one stroke, you dry the blade. Another thing you have to remember is that you don’t want

rubber going down dry glass. That’s what causes smudges. SD: What else did you have to learn? HM: I had to learn how to use a ladder. I had never done any trade work. I didn’t grow up banging a hammer and nails. You have to learn how different storm windows work. Some of them can really frustrate you. Some of them are old, they’re rickety, they don’t come out easily. SD: What are the most challenging windows to wash? HM: Really, really high glass outside on a hill. Or 12 over 12s. You’re doing 12 little panes over 12 little panes. SD: How often should homeowners wash their windows, or have them washed? HM: I clean my windows twice a year. But very few people do it twice a year. There’s no “should” on that, because it’s not a maintenance issue. It doesn’t ruin your glass. It’s all personal preference. m

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KNOWINGHH Apparently for lack of anything more artistically significant to do, Nicolas Cage continues his efforts to dominate the new and generally cretinous Cryptic Document Genre with this sci-fi film about a teacher who discovers a text from the 1950s predicting every major disaster of the past halfcentury. Wonder if that includes the actor’s cinematic faux pas. Rose Byrne and Terry Canniller co-star. Alex (I, Robot) Proyas directs. (115 min, PG-13. Sunset) NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIANH Ben Stiller finds himself once again facing off against improbably threatening memorabilia in this sequel to the 2006 box office hit. Robin Williams and Owen Wilson once again costar, with Amy Adams. Shawn Levy once again directs. (100 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) THE SOLOISTHHH1/2 Jamie Foxx stars in this fact-based drama in which a homeless man with a remarkable musical gift crosses paths with a writer who recognizes his talent and helps change his life. With Robert Downey Jr., Catherine Keener and Tom Hollander. Directed by Joe (Atonement) Wright. (105 min, PG-13. Palace, Roxy) STAR TREKHHH The franchise continues to live long and prosper with this prequel to the classic ’60s series, in which Kirk and Spock take their maiden voyage on the U.S.S. Enterprise and clash over that whole human-vs.-Vulcan thing. Infinitives will be split. J. J. Abrams directs. With John Cho, Chris Pine, Karl Urban, Winona Ryder, Simon Pegg, Eric Bana and, yes, Leonard Nimoy. (122 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Sunset, Welden) SUGARHHHH Algenis Perez Soto stars in this drama about a Dominican pitcher who pursues his dream of playing major league ball in the United States. Michael Gaston costars. Ryan Fleck and Anna Boden (who also collaborated on Half Nelson) direct. (120 min, R. Roxy, Savoy; ends 6/4) TERMINATOR SALVATION HHH1/2 Christian Bale takes a break from his Batman duties to resurrect this franchise by stepping into the role of John Connor, leader of the human resistance against Skynet and its army of killer machines. Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin and Bryce Dallas Howard also star. McG (Charlie’s Angels) directs. (130 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, St. Albans Drive-In, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

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UPHHHH1/2 The latest from Disney-Pixar offers the story of a 78-year-old balloon salesman who fulfills his longing for adventure by tying thousands of the things to his house and floating all the way to South America. Featuring the voices of Ed Asner, Jordan Nagai and John Ratzenberger. Directed by Pete (Monsters, Inc.) Docter. (96 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex [in 3-D], Majestic [in 3-D], Marquis, Palace, Sunset, Welden) X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINEH1/2 Hugh Jackman reprises his role from the popular series in this prequel that explains, among other things, how a mutant with long, razor-sharp claws manages a successful romantic life. Liev Schreiber and Danny Huston costar. Gavin (Rendition) Hood directs. (107 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Essex, Majestic, Sunset)

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<movietimes> BIG PICTURE THEATER Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994.

wednesday 3 — sunday 7 Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 2 (Fri-Sun), 4:15, 6:30. Star Trek 5, 7:30. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 8:30. See www.bigpicturetheater.info.

BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293.

wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 7. Terminator Salvation 6:30. Angels & Demons 6:40. Star Trek 6:50. friday 5 — thursday 11 *Land of the Lost 1:10 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9 (Fri & Sat). Up 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 (all week), 8:30 (Fri & Sat). Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 1:15 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:40 (all week), 9 (Fri & Sat). Star Trek 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:50 (all week). Terminator Salvation 1:20 (Sat & Sun), 9 (Fri & Sat).

Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 12:40, 1:30, 3:10, 4:10, 6, 7, 8:30, 9:25. Terminator Salvation 1:20, 3, 4:20, 7:10, 8:45, 9:45. Angels & Demons 12:30, 3:25, 6:20, 9:15. Star Trek 12:50, 3:50, 6:40, 9:30. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 1:10, 4, 6:50, 9:20. Dance Flick 1, 6:30. friday 5 — thursday 11 *The Hangover 1:40, 4:30, 7:20, 9:45. *Land of the Lost 1:30, 4, 7, 9:25. *My Life in Ruins 1:15, 3:45, 6:45, 9:20. Up (in 3-D) 12:15 (Fri-Sun), 1:10, 2:35, 3:40, 4:55, 6:15, 7:15, 8:30 (MonThu), 8:45 (Fri-Sun). Drag Me to Hell 1:25, 4:20, 7:10, 9:40. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 12:50, 3:20, 6:35, 8:55. Terminator Salvation 1:20, 4:10, 6:50, 9:35. Angels & Demons 12:40, 3:30, 6:20, 9:15. Star Trek 1, 3:50, 6:40, 9:30. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 9:35. Times subject to change. See www. majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841.

Times subject to change. See www. bijou4.com.

wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Up 6, 8:30. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 6. Angels & Demons 8:30.

CAPITOL SHOWPLACE

friday 5 — thursday 11 Schedule not available at press time.

93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343. wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Up 6:30, 9. Dance Flick 6:30, 9. Angels & Demons 6:15, 9. Star Trek 6:30, 9. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 6:30, 9. friday 5 — thursday 11 *My Life in Ruins 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. *The Hangover 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. Up 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. Angels & Demons 1:15 (Sat & Sun), 6:15. Star Trek 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. Terminator Salvation 9. See www.fgbtheaters.com.

ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Angels & Demons 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:50. Dance Flick 1:10, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:35. Drag Me to Hell 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 2:30, 7:30. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. Star Trek 1, 4, 6:50, 9:40. Terminator Salvation 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. Up (in 3-D) 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:15. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 12:10, 5, 9:50. friday 5 — thursday 11 *Land of the Lost 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:20, 9:45. *The Hangover 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:30. Angels & Demons 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:50. Drag Me to Hell 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. Star Trek 1, 4, 6:50, 9:40. Terminator Salvation 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. Up (in 3-D) 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:15. Times subject to change. See www. essexcinemas.com.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Up (in 3-D) 1:15, 2:35, 3:40, 4:55, 6:10, 7:15, 8:40, 9:35. Drag Me to Hell 1:25, 3:45, 7:20, 9:40. Night at the

9:35. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 1:10, 3:50, 6:35, 9. Star Trek 12:50, 8:10 (except Thu). Terminator Salvation 1:30, 4:10, 6:45, 9:30.

College Street, Burlington, 864-3456. wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Is Anybody There? 1:20, 3:50, 7:20, 9:20. Angels & Demons 12:50, 3:30, 6:30, 9:25. Star Trek 1, 3:45, 6:50, 9:20. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 1:15, 4, 7:10, 9:30. Terminator Salvation 1:05, 4:20, 7, 9:35. Sugar 1:10, 9:10. The Soloist 3:35, 6:40. friday 5 — thursday 11 *The Hangover 1:10, 3:30, 7, 9:30. *Land of the Lost 1:20, 4:10, 7:15, 9:10. Star Trek 1, 3:45, 6:50, 9:20. Angels & Demons 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9:25. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 1:15, 4, 7:10, 9:15. Terminator Salvation 4:20, 9:35. The Soloist 1:05, 6:40.

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Fashion Show Saturday June 6

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ST. ALBANS DRIVE-IN

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STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678.

wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 7. Terminator Salvation 7. Angels & Demons 7.

PALACE CINEMA 9

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friday 5 — thursday 11 **Glenn Beck’s Common Sense Tour Live 8 (Thu only). *The Hangover 12:15, 2:30, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30. *Land of the Lost 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:25, 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:15. Up 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:15, 1:45, 3:35, 4:30, 6:05 (except Thu), 7, 9:10. The Brothers Bloom 1:05, 3:45, 6:40, 9:05. Angels & Demons 12:40, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20. Drag Me to Hell 2:20, 4:45, 7:10,

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wednesday 3 — thursday 4 **Glenn Beck’s Common Sense Tour Live 8 (Thu). The Brothers Bloom 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:05, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15. Up 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:30, 1:45, 2:45, 4, 5, 6:10, 7:15, 8:25, 9:25. Drag Me to Hell 1:20, 3:55, 6:50, 9:25. Angels & Demons 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:30. Dance Flick 12:35, 6:15 (Wed only). Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 1:10, 3:50, 6:30, 8:10 (Wed only), 9. Star Trek 12:45, 3:35, 6:35, 9:20. Terminator Salvation 1:30, 4:10, 7, 9:35. The Soloist 2:50.

ARTISANS HAND

241 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

friday 5 — thursday 11 *Land of the Lost 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9:10 (Fri & Sat). *The Hangover 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9:10 (Fri & Sat). Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9:10 (Fri & Sat).

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MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA

5th Annual Fashion Show Sat. June 6th

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WELDEN THEATER

104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888. wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Up 7, 9. Terminator Salvation 9:15. Angels & Demons 7, 9:15. Star Trek 7. friday 5 — thursday 11 *The Hangover 4 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9. *Land of the Lost 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9. Up 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 2 (Sat & Sun).

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urtis Jr. is sleeping. Tendrils of maple and oak smoke brush his prone body as he lies beside the tiny Putney smokehouse where his dad started cooking up his chicken and ribs 41 years ago. This is how he spends his days from April to October. He is unbothered by the crowds of bikers arriving from Massachusetts, though when addressed by name, he lets out a snort, even in his sleep. The white-and-black-striped 5-year-old potbelly pig “is a great house pet,” says Curtis Tuff, 72, in a Georgia accent as heavy as his food. The sign beside the pen where Curtis Jr. — better known as CJ — whiles away the day credits him as Tuff’s “supervisor.” But until Tuff breaks out the carrots, he mostly sleeps on the job. Tuff came to Vermont in 1961. A native of Macomb, Ga., he says, “I used to follow the season and pick fruit all over the country.” But after he got a job apple picking for the Darrow family at Green Mountain Orchards in Putney, the migrant worker migrated no more. Four years later, Tuff began preparing pig roasts over a pit. He says he learned the practice watching his family cook for church gatherings. “They’d take some pieces of wood and cement blocks and heavy-duty wire” and, voilà — a grill pit. Tuff’s pork and ribs first traveled beyond the farm when he began vending the meat at local bars. He even charmed restaurants into letting him stop in to peddle his wares to diners. In 1968, the original Curtis’ BBQ (it has since moved to a larger lot just down the road) opened its doors to the public.

So to speak — because Curtis’ is an entirely fresh-air operation. In the early days, “we used to cook right in there,” says Tuff’s wife of 25 years and Putney native Christine, motioning to a tiny smokehouse right out of Song of the South. Today, a small compound of trailers and bluepainted school buses crowds the property along with the old smoke shack, now more cupboard than kitchen. But the cooking happens outside. Crowds gather to gawk as Tuff prepares his manna on three small grates over the flaming pit, which sends fragrant smoke across the property and onto the highway. Barbecue fans order and pay cash at the newer of the blue buses, then head to either side to dig in at picnic tables or in their cars. Christine joined the business nearly 30 years ago as an extra set of hands. Now she’s the full-time business manager. Besides their 25-year-old daughter Sarah (see sidebar), the two share six children from previous marriages. During her interview, smoke seems to follow Christine. No matter where she pauses on the property, curtains of the stuff cover her face. “This is nothing,” she says. “We used to cook right in the shack, then the bus. It was just the two of us taking all the seats out. It seemed like it took forever.” Curtis’ menu has changed little in more than 40 years. Protein choices are chicken and ribs: Tuff says he goes through 30 racks and 60 or 70 birds a day. Generally smoked over maple and oak that Curtis splits himself, the meats have an airy taste quite different from that of barbeque prepared in an enclosed smoker, and a

The massive ribs have a thin crust of charred meat around a slipperysoft center that detaches from the bone at first bite. noticeably blackened exterior. They’re far from burnt, though: The pliant chicken skin keeps the stunningly white meat inside moist. The massive ribs have a thin crust of charred meat around a slipperysoft center that detaches from the bone at first bite. Sweet corn comes specially from Georgia, like Curtis and the pork. It’s worth it. Tuff steams it still in the husk and serves it up ready to peel and butter with pats of Cabot. Christine invented another of the specialties at Curtis’ — the porkstuffed potato. Since the restaurant doesn’t offer pulled-pork or chicken sandwiches,

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any meat that’s left over from the on-thebone chicken and ribs ends up stuffing a spud. The tender taters themselves are cooked in foil right on the pit. After we order and pay at the window of the big blue bus, food follows in less than a minute — faster than McDonald’s. It takes Tuff about an hour and a half to smoke up a slab of ribs or a chicken, so meats and sides such as savory baked beans hit the steamer trays as soon as they’re cooked. The beans, sweet yams and veggies of the day get grilled too, in pots placed on >> 04B

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the edges of the pit. Besides the smoke, what makes Curtis’ ’cue so great? The hot-and-sour sauce, which Tuff says is a recipe concocted by his grandfather “way back a long time ago at the very start of the 20th century.” This was before the age of refrigeration, and Granddad “had to come up with a barbecue sauce that wouldn’t spoil,” says Tuff. Vinegar worked as a preservative while adding a

distinctive tang. The old recipe got some 21st-century exposure last year when the editors at Every Day with Rachael Ray magazine voted it the best “Hot and Spicy” sauce in the country. Tuff notes that for BBQ fans weaned on sugary Sweet Baby Ray’s and the like, his tart sauce can be a revelation, saying, “There’s nothin’ sweet in it but ketchup.” Not to say that he shuns sweet meat accompaniments in other forms. Tuff also bottles a line of sodas in flavors like

a sweet and complex root beer, birch beer and bubble-gummy “vanilla cream.” All that heavy food would take its toll on most mere mortals, but the Tuffs somehow remain slim. Curtis, in his trademark checked shirt, hat and hoop earring, has the presence of a much younger man as he ably flips his sizable slabs of meat. Keeping the restaurant’s porcine mascot lean is a different matter. The Tuffs’ first >> 07B Photo: lee krohn

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“My mom says I used to suck on a rib bone as a teether,” says Sarah Tuff, 25. She sits at a picnic table at Curtis’ All-American Restaurant, which she and her fiancé, Chris Parker, 26, own together. Though she claims, “It wasn’t our goal to expand,” two years ago the couple did just that, abandoning their Chester roadside stand for the two-story building 40 minutes north of the Putney stand, owned by Curtis’ sauce manufacturer. Tuff, a recent John Jay College grad whose intense dark eyes glimmer when she makes a point, says that despite spending summers at her father’s shack, she didn’t grow up a barbecue apprentice. Her father allowed her to “flip a rack of ribs, just to humor me,” but her culinary training ended there. “My mom says customers would come and ask for me. I made a lot of friends, and they still come in. Some of them have kids now, too,” says the mother of 3-year-old Addison. Tuff started in the family business selling T-shirts, for which her mom paid her a dollar a day for every year of her age. When Tuff and Parker became high school sweethearts, Curtis Tuff set Parker to splitting wood. “I think that was his test, to see if I was worthy,” says Parker with a shrug. Soon after, Curtis allowed Parker to work the grill, a step that led to his taking over the catering part of the franchise. Once they were running their own business, Tuff began getting her hands dirty cooking, too. Today, she says they split cooking duties evenly.

Because Tuff’s restaurant dishes out her dad’s famous ribs and chicken year round, as well as pulled pork, brisket and snacks such as nachos and quesadillas, an open pit doesn’t quite make sense. To cook even in the snow, the pair uses a charcoal smoker, which also makes the trip to catering gigs across Vermont, Massachusetts and New Hampshire. A regular Wednesday Open Mic night brings local crowds to the family restaurant, which has chalkboard walls kids can scribble on. Since Addison and his parents live above the restaurant, Tuff says Open Mic “gives us something to do without leaving the house.” Another popular attraction that gets locals coming back is the weekend buffet. Every Saturday and Sunday evening, a table groans under all-you-can-eat ribs, chicken, maple-kissed cornbread, slightly sweet beans and ever-changing sides, including potato salad, cole slaw, mac and cheese, and zesty Southwest corn. All for $13.99. Tuff says her business focus is on “bookkeeping and the managerial aspects,” a skill set she’s been using in her quest to make her dad’s delectable sauce a household name. Beyond that, she and Parker agree modestly that “our main focus is getting established here and helping my parents and just making our way in life as a young couple.” That doesn’t stop Tuff from staying one step ahead, musing, “I think it would be really fun to have a place in Burlington.”

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ome people fall into kitchen work by accident or default, but Matthew Bilodeau isn’t one of them. At the tender age of 15, living in rough-and-tumble Springfield, Mass., he got a job washing dishes and quickly realized he had a passion for food. “I am what I want to be, and I’m not sure what more anybody could ask for,” he reflects. “I don’t know what I’d do without work. I spend more time at work than anywhere else, and when I take time off, I itch to get back.” At The Black Door Bar and Bistro, where he’s cooked for four years and been head chef for almost two, Bilodeau prides himself on creating enticing dishes with seasonal ingredients, but without pretension. “I enjoy fine dining, and draw on many aspects,” he explains, “but I’m much more of a casual person. I’m not disrupting nature to cut everything into little squares; it’s just not my thing.” He’s particularly proud of his noodle dishes: “I think that I do well at pastas and at incorporating our local fare into pastas that are actually brought from Italy,” Bilodeau says. Right now, he’s whipping up mushroom orecchiette with roasted oyster ’shrooms, spring greens and Vermont tome, as well as a pappardelle with Riesling-braised pork and Boucher blue cheese. “One of my favorite things to do is make sure that in every dish, there’s something [patrons] are eating that … they recognize, from a farm down the road,” he says. The Black Door’s menu descriptions make us hungry, so we decided to put Chef Bilodeau on the grill. how did your family eat when you were growing up? We ate standard-issue American, New England style. My mother is an excellent cook, and she cans, saves, dries and jars everything, so that was definitely a part of childhood, having canned goods made at home. There was a lot of grilling on the weekend. I certainly had many, many a time my parents were working, so it was my sister and myself. Back then, were there any foods you thought were gross? No, definitely not. I probably had some pickiness as a child, but I lived in a house where we ate what was presented to us or what we made; there wasn’t much leeway. I don’t have any issues with any food at all. I eat absolutely everything. name three foods that make life worth living. Greens, certainly. When the greens start coming out around

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Matthew Bilodeau age: 36 restaurant: The Black Door Bar and Bistro Location: Montpelier restaurant age: 4 cuisine type: Seasonal, sustainably sourced menu of simple fare, mostly in bistro format training: “I learned on the job. I’ve been working in restaurants for 21 years: I started washing dishes when I was 15, and here I am.” seLected experience: cook, The Daily Planet, Burlington (1995-2000); cook, Penny Cluse, Burlington (2000-2001); cook, Dish Catering, Burlington (sporadically, 1998 to present); sous chef, Tempo Restaurant, Park Slope, Brooklyn (2003-2005). What’s on the menu? “My favorite things are definitely the shepherd’s pie, which is all local except for the olive oil; our cheese plate, which is ever changing; the pastas — the mushroom orecchiette is definitely one of my favorites; our steak is absolutely phenomenal. We do a 24-hour dry age on it. We solidly have the best steak around, that’s for sure.”

things go wrong, and you can get really flustered and crazy about it or you can just deal. it’s gonna be different every day, and that’s one of the most exciting things about it. chef mattheW BiLodeau, the BLack door Bar and Bistro here, it makes every day better. We get them from LePage Farm, Pete’s Greens and Cate Farm, and I eat endless amounts. I think it improves my health and wellbeing. Pasta is one of my favorite things. And tourtière: With our French-Canadian background, we had it for absolutely every holiday. The one thing I will not do is eat

it cold with ketchup the next day. have you ever eaten something truly weird? Organ meats would be the weirdest things, but I don’t really consider them to be that weird. A lot of things I’ve eaten in that department aren’t typical, but they should be. It just takes a little bit of adventure.

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The dish I ordered at The Spotted Pig last time I was in New York was lamb crépinette wrapped in caul fat with sautéed lamb kidneys and lentils du puy. It was phenomenal, very iron rich. I’m glad three people shared it. Brain I’ve only had once, and it was fried, and it tasted like a marshmallow that was made of meat. The most I’ve ever done at this restaurant is chicken liver pâté; that’s as far as I can really get people to go. What’s the last thing you ate? Red Hen bread, which is pretty much my breakfast every morning: a slice of bread and cold butter with coffee. What local foods are always in your pantry? Eggs, greens, potatoes; there’s always some meat in the refrigerator. Lots of local cheese. I get home early because I live in such a quiet town. The restaurant only stays open until 9:30, so I’m always home by 11. I cook nominal dinners almost every night when I get home, and go all out on one of my weekend days, which are Sunday or Monday. We eat well. We’ll do a little more than required for two people and eat the same thing twice. We’ll have multi-cheese grilled-cheese night with the ends of all our cheeses. We use all very quality stuff; for our household we buy almost everything from folks around here. if you could have any chef in the world prepare a meal for you, who would it be? I think I’d have Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall [author of the River Cottage Meat Book, among others] cook a meal for me. I like his stylings. What’s your favorite cookbook? I do favor the River Cottage books, but I think my favorite cookbook author in general is Patricia Wells. They’re not under the guise of any kind of politics. The idea is that the best food is down the road, and there are simple ways to prepare the food from down the road. name a local restaurant that you patronize. Kismet and Three Penny Taproom. The guys at Three Penny are friends of mine. What’s your favorite beverage? For every day, it would either have to be seltzer or coffee. I can’t say that I usually drink much else. On the coffee side, I stay with the darkest roast that has the lowest acidity, like a

country-style French roast. I need my coffee to have body, be more viscous than water. Because of where I shop, it’s organic and Fair Trade, so on and so forth. But my favorite beverage is wine. I’ve really been enjoying O’Reilly’s Riesling. When I drink reds, I tend to drink Owen Roe or O’Reilly. I’ve been running through a number of American wines. [I’m interested in] seeing how fast America can catch up with European food. They’re still ahead of us with cheese and with wine. if you weren’t a chef, what would your job be? I don’t rightly know. My other main focus and interest is bicycles, hence the reason I’ve never had a [driver’s] license. I look forward to getting on my bike in the morning and riding it to go cook food. I don’t know what that would entail as far as a job. But it is my one other true interest. The only thing I’ve even explored was work in an art gallery, and I just ended up doing the food for the openings. Everything else has always been overridden by working with food. It’s an insane business. I rode along with all the insanity, and everything you read about in everybody’s famous books about restaurants. But that stuff died out after a while. Things go wrong, and you can get really flustered and crazy about it or you can just deal. It’s gonna be different every day, and that’s one of the most exciting things about it. The rewards, I think, far outweigh any of the bad things. I focus on that and trying to do my best, and when people leave here they leave here happy, and they come back. What’s your most embarrassing favorite food? It was Devil Dogs, but then I learned how to make my own devil’s food cake. Hellman’s mayonnaise might be one. That’s a taste of childhood, and no other mayo, no aioli or mayonnaise-like substances I’ve made come close to it. I’ve really stopped eating all the “guilty” things. I occasionally buy a bag of fried cheese doodles. What’s the next hot food trend? It’s weird living in a place that’s really still stuck in ’80s cuisine. I guess all I could say is that we probably won’t know about it in Vermont for another five years, even if it started tomorrow. m

pig, Isabelle, was a surprise birthday present to Curtis from  Christine. “She came from  my aunt,” Christine explains.  “They let her get so heavy they were afraid she was going to go through the floor of their  trailer.” Curtis grows misty eyed  relating the eventual end of his beloved porker: “I had her for  12 years; then she had a heart attack and left me.”  For Tuff’s next birthday,  his daughter Laurel located a farm in Michigan that shipped baby CJ via air in a cat car6/1/09 3:43:12 PM rier. Though CJ eats only two 2x4-Arcana060309.indd 1 cups of mini-pig chow a day, Christine estimates that he is now “almost 100 pounds overweight.” Though she’s 10 years Curtis’ junior at 62, Christine says, 2x1-wptz(bw).indd 1 6/2/09 10:19:48 AM “Now it’s time to retire.” But Curtis, who’s had two knee replacements performed in the off season, says, “Not anytime soon,” when asked about quitting. “Getting him to slow down isn’t easy,” says Christine. “When he stops, I get to stop.” Her husband has consented to allow daughter Sarah’s fiancé, Chris Parker, to manage his booming catering business. Parker says that he has brought his future in-laws’ trademark barbecue as far north as Burke and has made several trips to Burlington for parties and weddings. According to Parker, Tuff created Putney’s tourist industry. “There’s just him and Basketville, • reStaurant and he was there first,” he says. • Solarium Christine says most of Curtis’ customers are tourists who return • Bar year after year. Paul Adasiewicz, who arrives on the other kind of hog with Just off ChurCh street Market plaCe two pals, says he makes the 15 Center St., Burlington • dailyplanet15.com • 862-9647 trip from Springfield, Mass., to Curtis’ several times a summer. Christine says it’s not out of the 2x5-DailyPlanet060309.indd 1 6/1/09 12:31:40 PM ordinary for folks to drive up 1361/2 Church Street from New York or Connecticut Burlington • 865.0012 for a trip focused on a rack of 1361/2 Church Street(between Red Square and Red Onion) ribs. 865.0012 Other than fantastic food, what keeps customers coming WED 06.03 10pm after all these years? Parker Basscamp presents: credits his soon-to-be fatherTUES. 06.09 WHIPLASH in-law. “There are a lot of great THURS. 06.04 5PM SIRENIX w. D.Davis, Steven Goldman & Mia Adams restaurant owners with crummy 7pm JAH RED “the soul of latin” 9PM MAGNUM TRIO w. 10pm Luis Calderin & Tricky Pat food and vice versa. Curtis is Nicholas Cassarino (jazz) present:HOLY SCHNIKIES a rare example of greatness in (indie rock, electro, hotness.) WED. 06.10 both,” he says. FRI. 06.05 6PM GABRIELLE DOUGLASS Christine agrees, adding that 5PM COOL BREEZES (OF THE CUSH) & THE DWELLERS her husband “says, ‘thank you’ 10PM BLACK W. CRAIG MITCHELL 9PM KELLY RAVIN TRIO (Jazz fest spectacular) to every person who leaves.” (alt. country) SAT. 06.06 Though Curtis himself thinks THU. 06.11 5PM ANTHONY SANTOR TRIO the draw is seeing food cooked 6PM JAH RED “The Soul of Latin” 7:30 PMKIP MEAKER (Blues) 10PM MEREDITH CLAIRE outside on the pit, even he 10PM CRIBWELL & GOODSPEED W. ETHAN SHORTER admits, “The main thing about (hooligan disco) (singer-songwriters) doing the bidness is being nice SUN. 06.07 FRI. 06.12 to people. I get a chance to talk 5PM BOB LEVINSON TRIO 5PM COOL BREEZES to the kids and learn a little 7:30 PM TAPIS BLEU (ambient) 10PM BLACK w/ craig mitchell 10PM MICHAEL-LOUIS SMITH about everyone who eats my SAT. 06.13 COALITION (NYC jazz) food.” 4PM MYRA FLYNN AND SPARK In 41 years, he’s made a lot of 10PM STEREOPHONIX (jazzy MON. 06.08 downtempo) new acquaintances — and made 7PM BLUE GARDENIAS SUN. 06.14 sure they went on their way 10PM HEAL-IN SESSIONS w. DJ Reverence & Nickel B. 8PM SARA GRACE AND THE SUITS with full stomachs and a smoky (roots reggae) taste of the South. m

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BREAkwATER CAfé: gutterpup (rock), 5:30 p.m., Free. HIgHER gROuNd sHOwCAsE LOuNgE: Northern Exposure with Phat Toosady & the Astro-Bus, gang of Thieves, Pale fire (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5. AA. LEuNIg’s: will Patton Band (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Eagle Country Music Night with starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 7 p.m., Free. MANHATTAN PIzzA & PuB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. THE MONkEy HOusE: she Rides, Even the score (hardcore), 7 p.m., $5. AA. NECTAR’s: True school wednesday Nastee & A-dog, (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. OuTER sPACE CAfé: P.M.P. (reggae), 8 p.m., Donations. RAdIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free. REd squARE: Evenkeel (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Live Music, 9 p.m., Free. dJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. sECONd fLOOR: superstar karaoke with Robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

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heard. People will call it many things. Few will get it right.” That being the case, we’ll err on the side of caution and just call it this: awesome. The Providence-based songwriter — aka Joel Thibodeau — is a legitimate artistic enigma and, quite honestly, does defy easy categorization. Those

CHARLIE O’s: Blue fox (blues), 10 p.m., Free. LANgdON sTREET CAfé: Martine Locke (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Donations. Abi Tapia (singer-songwriter), 9:15 p.m., Donations.

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CITy LIMITs: karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. ON THE RIsE BAkERy: Open Blues session, 7:30 p.m., Free. TwO BROTHERs TAVERN: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free. 6/1/09

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fRANNy O’s: Melonheadz (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. fROg HOLLOw: steven Callahan & Mike Piche (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. gREEN ROOM: Belizbeha welcome Back Bash with dJ Luis Calderin (funk), 10 p.m., Free. HALVORsON’s uPsTREET CAfé: four Chords & a Capo (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. HIgHER gROuNd BALLROOM: urban dance Complex showcase (dance), 6 p.m. & 8:30 p.m., $11/12. AA. HIgHER gROuNd sHOwCAsE LOuNgE: first friday with Viva, dJ Precious, dJ Llu (rock, house), 8 p.m., $5/10. AA. JP’s PuB: dave Harrison’s starstruck karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LEuNIg’s: Parker shper Trio (jazz), noon, Free. Lars duggan & Barry Ries (jazz), 3 p.m., Free. Myra flynn (neo-soul), 5:30 p.m., Free. Jenni Johnson (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Eagle Country Presents Audio Journal (country), 6 p.m., Free. Phil & The Blanks (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. MARRIOTT HARBOR LOuNgE: Anthony santor Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. THE MONkEy HOusE: Villanelles, Mike gamble, Neon Magus (indie), 9 p.m., $5. NECTAR’s: Xander Naylor Trio (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. seth yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. grippo funk Band, 10 p.m., $5. NIgHTCRAwLERs: general Lee (rock), 9 p.m., Free. PARIMA MAIN sTAgE: Christopher Peterman quintet (jazz), 8 p.m., $3. RAdIO BEAN: This Is Pressure (rock), 7 p.m., Free. Martine Locke (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Jazz Rehab (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. A More Perfect union (jazz), 10:30 p.m., Free. Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow (rock), 11:45 p.m., Free. RAsPuTIN’s: Top Hat danceteria (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. REd squARE: Brett Hughes & Mark spencer (country), 6 p.m., Free. Vorcza (jazz-fusion), 9 p.m., $3. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. Rí Rá IRIsH PuB: supersounds dJ, 10 p.m., Free. THE sCuffER sTEAk & ALE HOusE: The davidian Imposition (jazz), 10 p.m., Free. sECONd fLOOR: Voodoo with dJ Robbie J. (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3/10. THE skINNy PANCAkE: sarah Blacker (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., $5 donation. Amapola (Latin jazz), 9 p.m., $5 donation. Pneuma (jazz), 11 p.m., $5 donation. VERMONT PuB & BREwERy: The straight Ahead Jazz Trio, 10 p.m., Free.

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BEE’s kNEEs: dave keller (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

BLACk dOOR BAR & BIsTRO: Parker shper quintet (jazz), 9:30 p.m., $5. CHARLIE O’s: Abby Jenne & The Enablers (rock), 10 p.m., Free. LAMB ABBEy: grindhouse film series, 9:30 p.m., $7. LANgdON sTREET CAfé: The Toughcats (punk-grass), 9:30 p.m., Donations.

BEE’s kNEEs: shrimp (eclectic), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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1/2 LOuNgE: Jah Red (Latin soul), 7 p.m., Free. Holy schnikes! with Luis Calderin & Tricky Pat (electro-indie), 10 p.m., Free. BREAkwATER CAfé: dJs A-dog & Nastee (hip-hop), 5:30 p.m., Free. fRANNy O’s: Balance dJ & karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. gREEN ROOM: dJ fattie B (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. HALVORsON’s uPsTREET CAfé: friends of Joe with Jennifer Hartswick, dave grippo & Matt wright (blues), 8 p.m., Free. JP’s PuB: y69, spoonfed (punk), 9:30 p.m., Free. LEuNIg’s: Ellen Powell & friends (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: wCLX Blues Night with Jenni Johnson & friends, 7 p.m., Free. THE MONkEy HOusE: death Vessel, Paper Castles (indie-folk), 9 p.m., $8. NECTAR’s: Bearquarium (funk-jazz), 10 p.m., $5/10. 18+. NIgHTCRAwLERs: karaoke with steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. PARIMA ACOusTIC LOuNgE: Poet’s Jam with Trevien stanger, 9:30 p.m., Free. RAdIO BEAN: Jazz sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony santor group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3. RAsPuTIN’s: dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. REd squARE: A-dog Presents (hiphop), 10 p.m., Free. Rí Rá IRIsH PuB: Left Ear Trio (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. sECONd fLOOR: wildout! (DJ), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. THE skINNy PANCAkE: d. davis (acoustic), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

:: central CHARLIE O’s: dJ Pq (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. LANgdON sTREET CAfé: shutters (electro-rock), 8 p.m., Donations.

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:: regional MONOPOLE dOwNsTAIRs: gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free. TABu CAfé ANd NIgHTCLuB: karaoke Night with sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

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:: champlain valley 51 MAIN: Route 7 Ramblers (Americana), 9 p.m., Free. AMERICAN LEgION POsT 14: Josh Brooks Band Cd Release (rock), 7 p.m., Free. BRIsTOL BAkERy ANd CAfé: dan Healy & the developments (rock), 8 p.m., Donations. CITy LIMITs: Top Hat Entertainment dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. TwO BROTHERs TAVERN: Rick Redington & The Luv (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

:: northern BEE’s kNEEs: Ed & Marie’s All folk Revue, 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HuB PIzzERIA & PuB: Cal stanton (blues), 9 p.m., Free. Jd’s PuB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3. MATTERHORN: The Blues Busters (blues-rock), 8 p.m., $5.

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(Mostly) Free Jazz Big-ticket acts are nice, but the real Jazz Fest happens when you look for it By Dan Bolles

he big names you already know: Diana Krall, Branford Marsalis, Pink Martini. As we’ve come to expect — and practically take for granted — this year’s Burlington Discover Jazz Festival is positively loaded with world-class fare that spans the increasingly diverse landscapes of jazz, blues and funk. But as remarkable as it is for marquee names to swing through our lakeside hamlet on an annual basis, what makes the festival special isn’t likely to be found while sitting in a $100 orchestra seat at the Flynn. No, the heart and soul of the festival is so obvious it is almost too cliché to point out. But it bears mentioning, anyway: It’s all about discovery. What follows are some of the jazzier options about town that you might not immediately think of when planning your itinerary this year. It is in no way meant to be all inclusive. Half the fun of the BDJF is finding experiences of your own. But these are good places to start.

of year as prodigal Queen City jazz vets such as Nick Cassarino return home to roost, often sitting in with Santor and elevating the sessions to epic proportions. Bean owner Lee Anderson claims his favorite musical moments at the eclectic coffee shop happen here. Come early on Thursdays to catch the excellent Shane Hardiman Trio. Friends of Joe, Thursdays, 7 p.m. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café.

The late, great Big Joe Burrell is practically synonymous with BDJF. But this weekly tribute to the beloved Unknown Blues Band front man happens all summer long. One expects the jazz-fest editions to be particularly hot, though.

JoeJaCK TalCUM HoT PiCKin’ PaRTy Hot Pickin’ Party, Wednesday, June 10, 8 p.m. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café.

Any discussion of jazz in Burlington should begin with the folks who sate our hungry ears all year round. And these two Radio Bean residencies offer some of the best, every single week. The latter is particularly fun this time

OK, it’s not exactly “jazz,” per se. But this annual bluegrass hoedown has become a BDJF staple. Come for the banjo brilliance of Gordon Stone. Stay for lightning licks courtesy of Brett Hughes and members of Smokin’ Grass.

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sister ann Perpetua, saturday, June, 6, 6 p.m. Parima acoustic lounge.

stephen Callahan and Mike Piche, Friday, June 5, 5 p.m. Frog Hollow.

Fine Vermont-made crafts and equally fine Vermont-made vibraphone-fueled jazz. What more could you want? You can also catch Callahan’s quartet at Muddy Waters on Wednesday, June 10.

Mia aDaMs Mia adams & D. Davis, Tuesday, June 9, 5 p.m. 1/2 lounge.

Burlington’s coziest watering hole transforms into something of a boozy speakeasy during jazz fest. Especially when sultry songwriter Mia Adams and eternally underrated guitarist D. Davis (Red Hot Juba, Book ’Em Blues Band) take the stage and pay their respects to the “spirit” of the festival.

The Dave Keller Band, Friday, June 5, 8 p.m. Church street Marketplace Center stage.

If you need proof of Keller’s legit chops, flip to the review of blues legend Ronnie Earle’s latest album on page 14B. Keller is all over that record, and has been all over the VT blues scene for more than 15 years. Stop by early and catch a set from

tar), John Rivers (bass), Caleb Bronz (drums) and Peterman (saxophones). Historically, Parima is among the better off-the-beaten-path options throughout the festival. This is why.

Myra Flynn, saturday, June 13, 5 p.m. 1/2 lounge.

Neo-soul diva Myra Flynn is easily among the area’s hardest-working performers. Catch her in the intimate environs of the Half as she prepares to release her debut album later this month. Christopher Peterman Quintet, Friday, June 5, 8 p.m. Parima Main stage.

This globe-trotting quintet features a slew of local jazz stalwarts, including Matt Wright (vocals), Geoff Kim (gui-

This show is worth checking out if only because there isn’t a better listening room in the city. Well, that and the band features the incomparable acoustic stylings of Michael Chorney, Miriam Bernardo and Polly Vanderputten.

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BY DAN BOLLES

FrEE JAzz? NO, JAzz FrEE!

MYStErY (CON)SCiENCE thEAtEr I’m really not supposed to tell you about this next show. But I really want to. So, if you happen to find it — I’m really not supposed to tell you where it is — you didn’t hear it from me. Deal? Now that we’ve squared that away, this Saturday, Joe Jack talcum, cofounder of the Dead effing Milkmen is playing a solo show in Burlington. Really. Much like the (not quite) Dead Milkmen, Talcum’s solo work is marked by blistering — and often hysterically funny — social satire. But age seems to have softened the songwriter, at least sonically. His recent material features more twang than punk. Still, his

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music packs a punch. A sucker punch, maybe. But a punch nonetheless. Also slated to appear are Michael tonn of trainwreck Kelly, bluegrass outfit — and Greyspoke offshoot — Goldtown and a new local rock duo, 17th Fire, which is composed of “saxy” songwriter Caroline O’Connor (tapis Bleu) and Cccome?’s Jarmac t. harvys. If you want to go, you can purchase $7 tix at . . . well, I can’t tell you that either. And you know me. I’ll never spill the Bean. Photo Courtesy of ronnie Baker

It’s here, it’s here! It’s finally here! The 2009 Burlington Discover Jazz Festival is about to begin! In a matter of mere days — hours, even! — the entire city will be enveloped, ever so carefully, by an enormous pair of velvety soft jazz hands, lulling our every waking sense into a sweet, narcotic slumber. From this Thursday’s opening “ceremonies” — i.e., boozing at Halvorson’s — straight on through for nearly a fortnight, the Queen City will swing like never before. Children will dance in the streets. Elderly couples will swoon in each other’s arms. Balding middle-aged white guys will stroke their chins (semi) knowingly, using phrases they would never speak aloud in normal conversations. Words like “angular” and “lush” and “infectious.” For the next 10 days, everyone’s a music critic. JOE JACK tALCuM Except me. I’m off the clock. OK, not really. But for purposes of this column, let’s just pretend that’s the case. So in honor, actually, of Jazz Fest, I’m declaring Soundbites a “Jazz Free Zone” for the next two weeks. I mean, let’s face it. At this point, you really don’t need me to tell you what’s great about Jazz Fest, right? Of course not. Although, if you do, you can turn to page 12B, where you will find an article in which I, um, tell you what’s great at this year’s Jazz Fest. Ahem. Anyway, without further ado, I present the second annual installment of Jazz Free Soundbites. (Oops! One last small “ado.” Congrats to the tireless crew at BDJF for what looks to be yet another world-class fest. You guys rock, er, jazz. Well, you know what I mean.)

Got music news? Email Dan Bolles: dan@sevendaysvt.com 7D.blogs.com/solidstate for more music news & views.

Y J.P.’S? Y NOt?

If there is one juke joint in town that is tragically underutilized as a live music venue, it has got to be J.P.’s Pub on Main Street. Yeah, the constant karaoke is fun and all. As is playing Big Buck Hunter. But think about it. With regular live music, J.P.’s could become Burlington’s answer to Charlie O’s, otherwise known as the Greatest Bar in the World. Let’s make this happen, people. We could even give the idea a test run this week. This Thursday, local punk outfit Y69 gives Dave harrison — he of ye olde Superstar Karaoke — a night off with what promises to be the most rip-roarin’ evening the dive bar has seen since… when was the last time the Wards

played? Anyway, it should rock. And it would provide a good opportunity to check out some new tunes from the band’s forthcoming CD, We’ve Got Problems. And to play Big Buck Hunter. And maybe some foosball. Local pop-rockers SpoonFed open the show.

hOLY CrAP The Vermont Workers’ Center is a little down and out after recently losing a big chunk of grant money from Roman Catholic Diocese of Burlington (“Fair Game,” May 13, 2009). The way-holier-than-thou organization disagrees with the VWC’s stance on women’s reproductive rights as outlined in their “Health Care Is a Human Right” campaign. Obviously, the Catholics are agin’ it. Because as any Monty Python fan knows, every sperm is sacred. To help recoup some of the lost dough, the VWC is hittin’ the road with legendary singer-songwriter and social activist Si Kahn, as well as local tunesmith Scott Ainslie, to spread their grassroots gospel. You can

catch them Thursday at Burlington’s FlynnSpace, Friday at the VWC headquarters on North Winooski Avenue, Saturday at Barre’s Old Labor Hall and Sunday at the West Village Meeting House/All Souls Church in Brattleboro. Each show will feature different performances and areas of focus, so visit www.workerscenter.org for more details.

BitE tOrrENt The impending summer of ridiculous music just got a little more ridiculous with the announcement of the very first Tweed River Festival in Stockbridge. The down-home, three-day hootenanny will take place July 3, 4 and 5 and feature a slew of local favorites, including Bow thayer and the Perfect train Wreck, the Cush, the Kind Buds, Dylan Sneed and many, many more. More info can be found at www. brownpapertickets.com. (Note: As an aside, we really need to come up with an official name for this summer’s copious musical shenanigans: “The Summer of [blank].” I got nothing. Help me out here, people. Best submission wins a free newspaper. Or maybe a T-shirt.) Greg Davis is at it again. This week he’s presenting not one, but two shows of typically ear-bending sonic proportions. First up is “modified banjo” auteur Paul Metzger, whom I guarantee will blow your feeble little minds. He’ll be joined by fellow experimentalists Eric Carbonara, Paper hats, Elaine Evans and Amen Dunes this Saturday at the Firehouse Gallery. Then on Wednesday, June 10, Davis and his partner in sonic crime, Chris Weisman, kick off a nine-show international (Canada) tour, supporting heralded UK Young God Records artist James Blackshaw at Burlington’s Designhaus. Prodigal B-town indie-rocker ryan Power opens. In economic news — warning: it probably ain’t good news — this Sunday will mark the farewell broadcast of Champ 101.3 FM’s weekly Pink Floyd show, “Floydian Slip.” The show, which was on the air for 13 years, is a casualty of waning sponsorship. Rumors that it will be replaced by “the Machine-ist” are unconfirmed/made up by me, as of this filing. Best of luck to host Craig Bailey, who states in an email that he may continue the show elsewhere at some point, either with another station or via webcast. And finally, I was this close to scoring an interview with Emmylou harris for this very Y69 edition, to preview her performance at this Thursday’s installment of the Concerts on the Green at Shelburne Museum — for which there are still tix, FYI. But, perhaps predictably, it fell through. In retrospect, it’s probably for the best. In all likelihood, it would have played out similarly to that old Chris Farley skit on “Saturday Night Live”: “So Emmylou. Remember when you sang with Gram Parsons?… That was awesome.” Yup. Definitely for the best.

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Vergennes-based folk/country troubadour Josh Brooks has reemerged a lengthy seven years since his well-regarded sophomore effort, Better Days. Brooks’ new release adds to an already impressive back catalog of folksy fables set to wholesome country strains. But in terms of production and recording technique, Lesson Learned represents a different pass over familiar folk and country terrain and bears the mark of a craftsman still trying to embrace his artistic progression. Brooks is the complete singer-songwriter package, possessing a limber, robust baritone and admirable command of the guitar. These talents reinforce his narrative focus and the resulting record clearly demonstrates his gifts as a storyteller. His tales are never mired in poetic complexity. He is indeed a bard of the people. But the album captures two artists who seem somewhat at odds. The first is something of a cliché: the road-weary, lonesome bandleader eager to get a rise out of the barroom. The second is a somber, artistic voice struggling with past indiscretions. The record’s high points come from the latter. Tracks such as the powerful opener, “El Dorado,” are set forth in conversational banter. So too is the somber “This Bar Is Full of Broken Hearts,” on which Brooks sings, “There’s a guy there in the corner / With one hand under his chin / And the other round the bottle / He’s been drowning his sorrows in.” “Band”-oriented cuts featuring drummer Kent Blackmer are conceptually solid but poorly executed. The din of cymbals drowns out barely perceivable chord progressions, harmonica and background vocals. It’s almost like Brooks haphazardly aims at catching a live-band aesthetic by simply playing as loud as possible. Songs such as the aforementioned “El Dorado” and “That’s Not Me” suffer as a result, mostly because Blackmer’s great drumming falls victim to its own poorly captured, tinny bombast. The conspicuous absence of a bass player or low-end accompaniment of any kind is equally off-putting. The duo backs off a bit for “Haunting Me,” one of the record’s better multi-instrument moments. Brooks’ voice ascends to a poignant but steady ferocity to Blackmer’s march. The track is a rare, subtle convergence of the album’s two conflicting styles. “Sorry For It All,” which Brooks performs solo, could easily be disregarded as just another country heartbreak song. However, a careful listen reveals that it is not just the album’s best track but a stirring combination of delicate timing, melody and narrative. It illuminates a truly talented artist who is approaching the top of his game. Let’s hope we won’t have to wait seven more years for that Josh Brooks to reappear. Brooks celebrates the release of Lesson Learned with a CD release party at the Vergennes American Legion this Friday, June 5. John PRitchaRd

Blues is a lifestyle; a boozy, bittersweet ride that rocks and rolls and never really ends. It’s seldom seen — or truly heard — this far north. So, when a gunslinger of Ronnie Earl’s caliber surfaces, you’d better prick up your ears. Touring for nearly a decade with Roomful of Blues, Earl settled in Massachusetts and has lately produced solo joints hotter than Texas asphalt. On Living in the Light, the 56-year-old again proves that style and swagger are ageless. This is music you can feel in your bones. Joining Earl’s court for the first time is Montpelier soul man Dave Keller. No stranger to the mic, Keller guests on two tracks, first bringing his own bluesy range to the opener, “Love Love Love.” His gospel is infectious, but ultimately bows to the slow Delta crawl imposed by Earl and pianist Dave Limina. Their moody turn erodes some of Keller’s kinetic buzz, perhaps serving as a metaphor for the pitched ride to sobriety Earl’s been taking these 20 years. “S.O.S.” pits Earl’s Stratocaster against Limina’s B3 organ in a duel that’s as desperate as its name. Backed by the Broadcasters’ swinging rhythm, it’s the kind of reckless, emotional eulogy you’d expect to hear at a Mississippi funeral. These aren’t short songs, but healing takes time. And with dirty numbers like “River Charles Blues,” you won’t want the record to end. Earl runs his signature riffs like a current through each instrumental, crafting solos smoother than a Champlain sunset. Peppered with vocal cuts, Light is surprisingly accessible and smartly paced. Its rich cast of players — such as Kim Wilson of the Fabulous Thunderbirds — help energize standards that might otherwise serve as filler. From Wilson’s blistering harp on “Take a Little Walk with Me” to Keller’s spiritual rendition of “What Can I Do for You,” it’s all rather compelling. Still, it is Earl’s stirring guitar that lingers. Purists will swoon over his plaintive “Recovery Blues” — as intimate a jam as you’ll find in this genre. And the classic “Ain’t Nobody’s Business” is so expressive that lyrics are abandoned altogether; Earl’s axe evokes more than words ever could. There are breathless highs and brooding lows throughout Light. Not to mention the scattered ghosts of Buddy Guy, Jimmy Smith and Stevie Ray Vaughan. If this elixir doesn’t put a fire in your belly, chances are nothing will. Earl’s inspired touch is undeniably affecting; he’s a New Englander whose blues compass points due south. JaRRett BeRman

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:: northern

the monkey house: Flatlander, Folk By association, Bad Felix (folk, alt-country), 9 p.m., $5. nectaR’s: ethan snyder Group (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. myra Flynn (neo-soul), 7 p.m., Free. michetti, dave Fiuczynski’s kiF (rock), 9:30 p.m., $5/10. 18+. niGhtcRawleRs: nomad (rock), 9 p.m., Free. PaRima acoustic lounGe: sister ann Perpetua (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: Foofarawk with the Fatal Flaws (garage-rock), 7 p.m., Free. Red light Radicals (rock), 10 p.m., Free. mike Gamble & his associates (rock), 11:45 p.m., Free. RasPutin's: massive (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. Red squaRe: Revision (funk), 9 p.m., $3. dJ a-dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. Rí Rá iRish PuB: Gordon stone Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free. second FlooR: déjà Vu ladies' night (DJ), 9 p.m., $3/10. the skinny Pancake: Barbarian horde (jazz), 2:30 p.m., $5 donation. lokum (Eastern exotica), 5 p.m., $5 donation. Boubacar diabate (Afrobeat), 9 p.m., $5. VeRmont PuB & BReweRy: sam armstrong quartet (jazz), 10 p.m., Free.

Bee's knees: church Restoration Project (Celtic), 7:30 p.m., Donations. the huB PizzeRia & PuB: mud city Ramblers (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free. Piecasso: karaoke championship with John wilson & danger dave, 9:30 p.m., Free. the tamaRack GRill at BuRke mountain: Red hot Juba (cosmic Americana), 8:30 p.m., $5.

:: central Black dooR BaR & BistRo: d'moja (Worldbeat), 9:30 p.m., $5. the centeR BakeRy & caFé: Billy caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., Free. chaRlie o's: Viva deconcini Band (rock), 10 p.m., Free. lamB aBBey: Jah dan Blakkamore, dellie & Fuego campo (reggae), 7:30 p.m., $10. AA. lanGdon stReet caFé: Bongo love (Afrobeat), 9 p.m., Donations. PositiVe Pie 2: 8th annual montpelier Fashion show with movement of the People (World), 11 a.m., Free. PuRPle moon PuB: tim Foley & the sweet Potato kings (blues), 8:30 p.m., $3.

:: champlain valley 51 main: david Bain (jazz), 8:30 p.m., Free. city limits: dance Party with dJ earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. dan's Place: tractor (blues-rock), 8 p.m., Free. two BRotheRs taVeRn: the dixie Red delights (Americana), 10 p.m., $3.

:: regional monoPole: elephantbear (rock), 10 p.m., Free. taBu caFé and niGhtcluB: all night dance Party with dJ toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

SUN.07 :: burlington area

1/2 lounGe: Bob levinson (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. tapis Bleu (ambient), 7:30 p.m., Free. michael-louis smith coalition (jazz), 10 p.m., Free. 242 main: kid:nap:kin, Jacob's ladder, Villanelles, war elephants (indie-rock), 7 p.m., $7. AA. BackstaGe PuB: karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free. cluB metRonome: Family night open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+). FRanny o's: Balance dJ & karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. hiGheR GRound BallRoom: Gogol Bordello (Gypsy-punk), 9 p.m., $23/25. AA. leuniG's: cole & alex (jazz), 4 p.m., Free. Gospel Brunch with Jenni Johnson, 11 p.m., Free. lincoln inn taVeRn: Pine street Jazz with Blue Gardenias, 6 p.m., Free. the monkey house: comedy night hosted by kathleen kanz (standup), 7 p.m., $5. nectaR's: tyler mast Group (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. mi yard Reggae night with Big dog & demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. niGhtcRawleRs: karaoke with steve leclair, 7 p.m., Free. PaRima acoustic lounGe: mellow yellow "lava lamp Party" (rock), 9 p.m., Free. PaRima main staGe: Russell Flynn trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

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venues411 Radio Bean: old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. diallo House (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Huse/naylor open String Madness (experimental-jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Bryan Mcnamara & Souls' Calling (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. Red SquaRe: Myra Flynn & Spark (neo-soul), 9 p.m., Free. Rí Rá iRiSH PuB: irish Sessions, 5 p.m., Free.

:: central LaMB aBBey: Kids Show with Lewis Franco, dono Schabner & Micah Carbonneau (swing), 5 p.m., Donations. LanGdon STReeT CaFé: The davidian/ Morse Family Band (jazz), 7 p.m., Donations.

PaRiMa aCouSTiC LounGe: island night with dJ Skinny T (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. The inbetweens (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. Red SquaRe: World Bashment with demus & Super K (reggae), 9 p.m., Free. THe SKinny PanCaKe: Jarrett Family Circus (jazz), 5 p.m., $5 donation. Richard duke (jazz), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

:: central CHaRLie o'S: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LanGdon STReeT CaFé: Trivia night with Jen dole, 7 p.m., Donations. Main STReeT GRiLL and BaR: noah Hahn & Friends (parlor), 7 p.m., Free.

:: northern

:: champlain valley

Bee'S KneeS: andre Souligny (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THe HuB PizzeRia & PuB: Jazz on Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

TWo BRoTHeRS TaveRn: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m.

MON.08 :: burlington area

1/2 LounGe: Blue Gardenias (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Heal-in Sessions with Reverence & nickel B (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. THe daiLy PLaneT: osage orange (indie-folk), 9 p.m., Free. HaLvoRSon'S uPSTReeT CaFé: Bruce Sklar/dave Grippo quintet (funk), 9 p.m., Free. HiGHeR GRound BaLLRooM: dark Star orchestra (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $22/25. AA. LeuniG'S: Paul asbell Trio (jazz), 12 p.m., Free. Parker Shper Trio (jazz), 4 p.m., Free. Myra Flynn (neo-soul), 7 p.m., Free. neCTaR'S: Barbarian Horde, a More Perfect union, Jazz Rehab (jazz), 9:30 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. Red SquaRe: nick Cassarino Band (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. RuBen JaMeS: Why not Monday? with dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

:: central LanGdon STReeT CaFé: open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

TUE.09 :: burlington area

1/2 LounGe: Sirenix: acoustic Musicians' Workshop with Mia adams & d. davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., Free. The Magnum Trio (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. The dog daze with dJs a-dog & Big dog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. 242 Main: Comadre, unrestrained, Trigger effect, Trainwreck, Basketball (rock), 7 p.m., $7. AA. FLynnSPaCe: Grace Kelly quintet (jazz), 8:30 p.m., $23. AA. HaLvoRSon'S uPSTReeT CaFé: Blue Gardenias with Matt Wright (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. HiGHeR GRound BaLLRooM: dark Star orchestra (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $22/25. AA. HiGHeR GRound SHoWCaSe LounGe: Meat Puppets, Retribution Gospel Choir (hard rock), 8:30 p.m., $14/16. AA. LeuniG'S: dayve Huckett (jazz), 4 p.m., Free. Mike Martin Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Lars duggan (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. LinCoLn inn TaveRn: Jam night with Matt nerbak & Friends, 7 p.m., Free. MaRRioTT HaRBoR LounGe: John Casell (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. THe MonKey HouSe: Hip-Hop open Mic with dakota, 10 p.m., Free. neCTaR'S: The Krag/Sargent Group (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. WBKM Bluesday Tuesday with The Book'em Blues Band, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Will Bernard Group (jazz), 10 p.m., $25/28. 18+.

:: northern Bee'S KneeS: Jeff nicholson (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THe HuB PizzeRia & PuB: indestructible String Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free. PieCaSSo: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

WED.10 :: burlington area

1/2 LounGe: Gabby douglas (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Kelly Ravin Trio (roots), 9 p.m., Free. aKe'S PLaCe: Picture This (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. BReaKWaTeR CaFé: Mellow yellow (rock), 5:30 p.m., Free. CLuB MeTRonoMe: Lettuce (funk), 9 p.m., $20/22. 18+. HaLvoRSon'S uPSTReeT CaFé: Hot Pickin' Party (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free. HiGHeR GRound SHoWCaSe LounGe: northern exposure with The Sworn in, Close to nowhere, Sour Boy, neon Magus (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5. AA. LeuniG'S: Parker Shper Trio (jazz), noon, Free. Lars duggan & Barry Ries (jazz), 4 p.m., Free. Sonny & Perley (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LinCoLn inn TaveRn: eagle Country Music night (country), 7 p.m., Free. ManHaTTan Pizza & PuB: open Mic with andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. Muddy WaTeRS: Steven Callahan quartet (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. neCTaR'S: intergalactic Taxi (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Jazz Rehab (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. True School Wednesday nastee & a-dog, (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. ouTeR SPaCe CaFé: open Mic with Blindog (spoken word), 8 p.m., Free. PaRiMa Main STaGe: Burlington Jazz allstarz, 9 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: ensemble v (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free. Red SquaRe: dJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. Souls' Calling (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. SeCond FLooR: Superstar Karaoke with Robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

:: central CHaRLie o'S: danny Roda (rock), 10 p.m., Free. LanGdon STReeT CaFé: FRiT (jam), 8 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley CiTy LiMiTS: Karaoke with Balance entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. TWo BRoTHeRS TaveRn: open Mic night, 9 p.m., Free.

:: northern

1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 242 Main St., Burlington, 862-2244. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. 51 Main, 51 Main St., Middlebury, 388-8209. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. All Fired Up, 9 Depot Sq., Barre, 479-9303. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Ariel’s Riverside Café & Pub, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. The Blue Note Café, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Burnham Hall, 52 East River Rd., Lincoln, 453-3803. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. The Bristol Bakery, 16 Main St., Bristol, 453-3280. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. The Center Bakery & Cafe, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury Center, 244-7500. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. City Sports Grille, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Dan’s Place, 31 Main Street, Bristol, 453-2774. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636. Designhaus, 22 Church St., Burlington, 310-5019. Dobrá Tea, 80 Church St., Burlington, 951-2424. Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. Hooters, 1705 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 660-8658. The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626. Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474. JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-8433.

Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-570-8888. La Brioche, 159 North Main St., Barre, 476-4276. L.A.C.E., 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317. Main St. Grill & Bar, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-324-2200. On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Peabody’s Pub, 11 Clinton St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411. Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188. Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-0666. Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. Two Friends Bistro, 1210 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 658-4810. Three Bean Café, 22 Pleasant St., Randolph, 728-3533. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vergennes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 877-6737. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6765. Wasted City Studios, 1610 Troy Ave., Colchester, 324-8935. Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

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WED.03 activism Health Care Meeting: Vermont Interfaith Action hosts a public meeting with reps from the offices of Leahy, Sanders and Welch to discuss aggressive reform for medical care. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7:30-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 651-8889. Public Input Session: Community members throw in their two cents about downtown development in St. Albans, from sidewalks to trees and signage to traffic. St. Albans City Hall, St. Albans, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-1500, ext. 260.

dance Hip-Hop Workshop: Pop-’n’-lockers pick up moves at an uptempo streetdance session. Essex Junction Great Events, Essex Junction, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 578-8330.

etc. Amateur Radio License Testing: Folks who want their voices broadcast through the air bring two forms of ID to register. The Steak House, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $15. Info, 793-2238. Beginner’s Sewing: Novice stitchers take baby steps on a sewing machine and plot out first projects. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $40 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417. Chittenden County Philatelic Club: Stamp collectors of all levels of interest and experience swap sticky squares, and stories about them. GE Healthcare Building, South Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4817, laineyrapp@yahoo.com. ‘Digital Demo’: Novice computer artists delve into design by learning the basics of the Adobe Creative Suite. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8358. Volunteer Training: Folks passionate about fighting domestic violence learn what to do to make a difference. Women Helping Battered Women, Burlington, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 658-3131, ext. 1076.

food & drink Champlain Islands Farmers Market: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3420. South End Farmers Market: Residents of the Queen City’s southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce at outdoor stalls. Flynndog, Burlington, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8526.

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arabian nights 40 Days and 1001 Nights ... No, it’s not a sequel to that Josh Hartnett movie about Lent. It’s world-renowned belly dancer Tamalyn Dallal’s latest project. Having immersed herself in Middle Eastern dance since 1976, Dallal thought it was time to test the Arabic proverb, “To understand a people, you must live amongst them for 40 days.” She traveled alone to Indonesia, Zanzibar, Egypt, Jordan and the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region of China and spent 40 days in each to gain insight into the lives of ordinary people in the Muslim world. Now, back from her travels afar, Dallal is sharing her stories, Scheherazade-style, through a book, documentary and music album (on which she collaborated with Africa’s 103-year-old orchestra the Ikhwani Safaa Musical Club of Zanzibar). On her stop in Vermont, she’ll present selections from each before leading a community midriff-movin’ dance. Tamalyn Dallal

Wednesday, June 10, 6-8 p.m., at Catamount Arts Center in St. Johnsbury. Free. Info, 324-0564. www.tamalyndallal.net

‘Vermont Reads’ Storytime Activities: Young bookworms peruse picture stories about Japanese Americans and their history, while crafting paper lanterns. Quechee Public Library, Quechee, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 295-1232.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Master Class with Sanford Sylvan: The internationally acclaimed bass-baritone and voice teacher shows opera fans how to carry a tune. Joslyn Round Barn, Waitsfield, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7722.

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OPEN MIC NIGHT: Poets, musicians, singers, storytellers and comics put on an impromptu show. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. PMP: Melodious reggae and Caribbean sounds create a lighthearted, feel-good scene. Outer Space Café, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8526.

outdoors RHODODENDRON WALK & TALK: Curator Hal Bill leads bloom lovers through a collection of the vibrant, showy pink flowers. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-10 donation. Info, 864-3073.

talks ANGELA ROSENTHAL: The Dartmouth art history prof reads into giggles in “No Laughing Matter: Visual Humor and Ideas of Race, Nationality and Ethnicity.” St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. HAVILAND SMITH: The retired CIA chief of counterterrorism looks toward the Middle East in his discussion on “The Impact of the U.S. Invasion and Occupation of Iraq.” Rutland Free Library, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860. JANE CARROLL: The art historian examines how ancient rulers beefed up their legacies through illustration in “How Political Clout Has Been Conveyed in Art.” Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. KAREN J. MILLER: The developmentalbehavioral pediatrician explores the inner workings of the brain with relation to Asperger’s syndrome, autism and nonverbal learning disabilities. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 7:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. $75. Info, 878-2332. MARJORIE RYERSON: The author shares collected tales of watching loved ones die in “Companions for the Passage.” Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

SHIVER ME TIMBERS We probably have Captain Jack Sparrow to thank for the buccaneer culture that has inched its way into daily life in recent years. There’s the annual “International Talk Like a Pirate Day.” There’s the “English (Pirate)” option on Facebook. There’s the whole Internet piracy thing ... But there’s no better way to pay homage to the treasure-trovin’ swashbucklers of yore than to throw them a festival, as the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum is doing this weekend. Kids don breeches and feathered hats to become gentlemen — and women — o’ fortune as they learn more about the age of discovery and exploration. Crafts, sing-alongs and pirate-themed activities complement live performers, such as stilt-walking pirate juggler Stephen Grotto. And, in light of recent real piracy on the high seas, older kids learn about “The Good, the Bad & the Ugly: Pirate Realities and Fantasies.” Sail ho! PIRATE FESTIVAL

Saturday, June 6, and Sunday, June 7, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. $6-10. Info, 475-2022. www.lcmm.org

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PUPPET LOVE Colorful, expressive papier-mâché puppets — some as tall as 18 feet — get a breath of fresh air this weekend. Since 1975, the Bread & Puppet Museum has opened its doors to the public to show off its politically charged homemade creations, which range from ginormous figureheads to teensy cardboard cutouts, not to mention whimsical props and, of course, freshly baked bread. The warm sourdough rye emerging from the outdoor clay ovens embodies Bread and Puppet Theater founder Peter Schumann’s idea that art should be as basic to life as loaves. As he has for the past 34 years, country fiddler Burt Porter plays jolly refrains for the visiting masses. Featured this year are puppeteer-operated rod figurines — a revival from the theater’s early street show “King Story.” Feeling hungry for creative sustenance? Here’s the chance to get your fill. BREAD AND PUPPET MUSEUM OPEN HOUSE

Sunday, June 7, 1-4 p.m., at Bread and Puppet Theater in Glover. Donations accepted. Info, 525-3031. www.breadandpuppet.org

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FIGARO, FIGARO Gioachino Rossini’s The Barber of Seville is “an opera for people who think they don’t like opera,” says Douglas Anderson, director of the Opera Company of Middlebury’s upcoming rendition. With love triangles, jealous guardians and conniving haircutters, it’s a little less Sweeney Todd and a lot more laughter. In fact, that’s why the opera company, now in its sixth season, picked Barber: After performing La Bohème last year, “We wanted to do an opera in which the leading lady doesn’t die in the final act,” says Anderson. A chorus of local performers joins the seven leads — including Meredith Ziegler as Rosina and Jonathan Blalock as Count Almaviva — in soaring arias and concertos that simultaneously charm the ear and the wit. Don’t miss the first Italian opera ever performed in America (that’s 1825 in New York City), now in Middlebury. ‘THE BARBER OF SEVILLE’

Friday, June 5, and Tuesday, June 9, at 8 p.m.; and Sunday, June 7, at 2 p.m., at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. $35-40. Info, 382-9222. www.ocmvermont.org www.townhalltheater.org

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WED.03 << 17B Mehdi Rahmati: This high school senior shares experiences from the Middle East in “Life in Afghanistan: A Personal Story.” Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘Population Stability for a Sustainable Future’: Are environmental problems driven by high population numbers? This taboo topic comes to the table with a presentation and discussion. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-352-2172. Sylvie Beaudreau: Four hundred years after Samuel de Champlain’s first visit to the lake, this history prof looks into his legacy. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. Tom Giffin: The president of the Vermont Old Cemetery Association discusses the “History, Restoration & Preservation” of old gravestones. Milton Historical Museum, Milton, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4546, miltonhistorical@yahoo.com.

Volunteer Training: See WED.03, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

fairs & festivals Vermont Dairy Festival: With a “Milk Rocks!” theme, this four-day cow extravaganza features rides and games for kiddos, crafts, ice cream and cheese, a parade, and stage entertainment. Various locations, Enosburg Falls, 6-10 p.m. Various prices. Info, 863-0139.

film Spring ARTifacts Film Series: Film buffs tune in for rare vintage flicks featuring road trips, tramps and hobos, such as The Little Tramp with Charlie Chaplin. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776.

health & fitness Yoga & Music: Karl Hass drums out a live percussion beat for a moderate flow yoga class. Field House Athletic Club, Shelburne, 5:30-6:45 p.m. $10-15. Info, 985-4400.

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‘Savvy Seniors’: The Community of Vermont Elders puts a spin on serious issues— such as health care, identity theft, abuse and scams— in this witty skit. Georgia Public Library, Fairfax, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 524-4643.

Preschool Storytime: Tots ages 3 to 5 bury their noses in books with readaloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Touch-A-Truck’: Eighteen-wheelers, pickups and semis take a break from hauling for little ones to explore during a day of festivities also including clowns and animal balloons. Montpelier High School, Montpelier, 11 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $1-5. Info, 225-8699.

words Ann McKinstry Micou: The Vermont author of three books about Fiction Set in Vermont scribbles her name onto covers and speaks about recurring local themes. Blake Memorial Library, East Corinth, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 439-5338. Panel Discussion & Book Signing: Writers who have penned works about the lake answer questions from the public in “Lake Champlain: An Illustrated History.” ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 877-324-6386. Polly Young-Eisendrath: The author of The Self-Esteem Trap explains how baby boomers have produced a generation of young adults unable to imagine a life that’s anything but extraordinary. Thatcher Brook Primary School, Waterbury, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

THU.04 environment ‘Low Carbon Diet’: Members of the green team learn how to reduce their household’s carbon footprint by 5000 pounds in 30 days. Old Court House, Middlebury, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-9478.

etc. Basic Computer Tutoring for Seniors: Americorps volunteer Casey Clark helps preregistered seniors conquer newfangled technology in a no-stress environment. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. Crochet Mathematics!: Learn about mathematical concepts while crocheting a craft project and munching lunch. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $40 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. ‘Money Basics’: Those with wallet woes learn what steps to take to get back in the black. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. Reunion Weekend: More than 2000 alumni renew ties to the university through the UVM Jazz Collective, “Voices of Vermont” speaker series and a picnic on the green. University of Vermont, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 10 p.m. Free. Info, 888-458-8691. ‘Vermont Works for Women’ Dedication: Females explore some nontraditional career options by checking out welding demos, building a picnic table and landscaping. Vermont Works for Women, Winooski, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-8900, ext. 100.

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<calendar > theater ‘Love, Isadora’: Playwright Rick Foster pays graceful tribute to dancer, women’s rights activist and free spirit Isadora Duncan. Lost Nation Theater, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $15-25. Info, 229-0492.

words Bob Belenky: The author shares his observations of children in a Russian shelter in his new book, Tales of Priut Almus, and draws parallels to Vermont’s own social services. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. Daniel Lusk: The poet presents Meditations on Lake Champlain, featuring original works on the lake’s legends, lore, shipwrecks, ancient species and more. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022. Philip Baruth: The UVM English prof gets hearts pounding with a reading from his newest literary thriller, The Brothers Boswell, set in 1763. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999. William Greider: The renowned political journalist and author scribbles his John Hancock on his latest book cover, Come Home, America, at a reception for the Vermont Employee Ownership Conference. Burlington Community Boathouse, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-6611. ‘Writing to Yourself’: Judith Becket, a diary-keeper of more than 30 years, shows scribblers how to document their thoughts and adventures in “Starting Your Journal and Keeping It Going.” Bradford Public Library, Bradford, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536.

Also, see clubdates in Section B. Burlington Concert Band Rehearsal: Listen to the community group tune their strings and sharpen their skills for their upcoming performance season. Burlington High School, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467. Emmylou Harris: The soprano voice from the soundtrack of O Brother, Where Art Thou? joins folk artist Shawn Colvin, pop-rocker Patty Griffith and country musician Buddy Miller for true Americana airs. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 5 p.m. $50-54. Info, 985-3346. Opening Gala Performance: Songbirds from the Green Mountain Opera Festival’s The Marriage of Figaro perform opera classics and favorites. Joslyn Round Barn, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 496-7722. Si Kahn: The acoustic guitarist and songwriter plays folk tunes at a benefit concert for the “Health Care Is a Human Right” campaign. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. UVM Jazz Collective: Faculty musicians coax smooth, rhythmic sounds from guitars, pianos, trombones, sax and more with internationally renowned trumpeter Ray Vega. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12-20. Info, 656-2010.

sport Dr. Bike: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to the basics of brakes, shifting and commuter maintenance. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. Saucony Fun Run: Run Center staff lead joggers of all ages on a moderately paced traverse through town. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

talks ‘Birding by Ear’: Ornithologist Allan Strong plays recordings of chirps and tweets accompanied by photos of the feathered creatures to teach birders recognition skills. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ‘The Indigo Child & Teen’: Julie B. Rosenshein, author of The Highly Sensitive Kids Guide, gives tips and tools for helping sensitive, strongwilled young ones. Peace of Mind Emporium, Rutland, 6:30-9 p.m. $40. Info, 773-6233, peaceofm@aol.com.

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FRI.05 dance Ballroom Dance Social: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269. ‘Celebration of Dance 2009’: Dancers from the Vermont Ballet Theater School pirouette, plié and piqué to express devotion to movement. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10-14. Info, 878-2941. English Country Dance BALL: Those keen on Jane Austen’s favorite pastime make rural rounds to lively music by Bare Necessities. Prior dance experience essential. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8-11 p.m. $10-28. Info, 899-2378.

etc. EcoSew Workshop: ‘Let’s Make Rock Monsters!’: Vintage fabrics, recycled yarns and fresh ideas form super-cute stuffed-animal monster friends. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. ‘Heal, Hale, Holy’: Local author and teacher Kirk White shows energy healers more tricks by drawing on traditional Chinese, Ayurveda and “magick” theories and techniques. Spirit Dancer Books and Gifts, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 660-8060. Homeownership Info Meeting: Prospective house hunters learn about the resources available to them through the Permanently Affordable Homeownership Program. Champlain Housing Trust, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6244. ‘Localvore-Friendly Garden Fertilizers’: Green growers investigate recipes for soil enrichment, compost brews and plant health to keep their plots native. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-8001, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com. ‘Mama Rama Full Moon Tea Party’: Folks of all ages sip tea blends with pinkies out while catching the Oasis Dance Troupe’s bellydancing skills at an event that celebrates family-oriented businesses. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7961. Plant Sale & Swap: Gardeners donate, trade or barter for an array of flora, potted perennials and other greens. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, St. Johnsbury, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498. Plant, Bake & Book Sale: Gardeners, foodies and bookworms drop off donations and take their pick from goods aplenty. Essex Free Library, Essex, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 879-0313. Reunion Weekend: See THU.04, 8 a.m. - 11:30 p.m. Vermont Employee Ownership Conference: Business owners and economic development professionals attend daylong skill-building workshops and catch speeches by William Greider and John Abrams. Champlain College, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. $90-125. Info, 861-6611. Volleyball & Game Night: Divorced, widowed or single adults mix and mingle with a potluck dinner and some card games. Essex Alliance Church, Essex, 6-10 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 425-7053.

‘Your Future in the Travel Industry’: Those with wanderlust join an educational seminar to learn about jobs in the excursion trade. Hampton Inn, Colchester, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 922-7554.

fairs & festivals Vermont Dairy Festival: See THU.04, 4-10 p.m.

film ‘Flight Night: Badfilm & Psychotronic’: True film lovers explore the seedy and deeply weird universe of bad cinema through trash trailers and back-alley features. Lamb Abbey, Montpelier, 9:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. $7. Info, 229-2200, contact@ thelambabbey.com.

food & drink Charlotte Farmers Market: Farmers within 10 miles of the park share their bountiful homegrown goods with neighbors as they hike and picnic nearby. Mt. Philo State Park, Charlotte, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 425-2390. Hardwick Farmers Market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 626-7225. Richmond Farmers Market: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Taste Testing: Health nuts sample nutritional vitamins, minerals and energy drinks made from Vemma, a liquid antioxidant. Comfort Suites, South Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5798. ‘Taste the Co-op!’: Local ingredients form quick, simple and delicious meals for shoppers to learn to prepare. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, St. Johnsbury, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

health & fitness Free Class Day: Flexible folks jump on the chance to test out Anasara, Kripalu, Vinyasa and Restorative yoga sessions at no cost. Yoga Mountain Center, Montpelier, 8:15 a.m. - 4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 223-5302, info@ yogamountaincenter.com. Health & Wellness Series: Sidora Ziegler demos reconnective healing methods. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, St. Johnsbury, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

kids Pint-Sized Science: Laboratory learners ages 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. Songs & Stories with Matthew: Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955, brownell_library@yahoo.com. Story Time: Youngsters ages 4 and up gather to explore themes from new authors each week. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Anat Cohen Quartet & Esperanza Spaulding: Jammers work the clarinet, saxophone, piano, bass and drums on the first night of the Burlington Discover Jazz Festival. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $21-34. Info, 863-5966. John Holland: This folk and blues dude plays smooth acoustics at a music night. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189. Long Trail ‘Live on the Marketplace’: The brewing company celebrates its 20th anniversary by hosting smooth musicians such as Blitz the Ambassador and the Dave Keller Band. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-7992.

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sport speCial OlyMpiCs verMOnT: Over 600 athletes from every county in the state compete in a threeday competition, ending with a celebratory Summer Games dance. UVM Gutterson Fieldhouse, South Burlington, 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5222.

talks dOWnTOWn MasTer plan: St. Albans city planners share preliminary findings on how to create a thriving city center. St. Albans City Hall, St. Albans, noon. Free. Info, 524-1500, ext. 260. JiM Merkel: The author of Radical Simplicity gives hope for sustainability with dozens of practical lifestyle steps to lighten your footprint. Unitarian Church, Rutland, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0850, info@sustainablerutland.org. si kahn: The singer-songwriter leads a brainstorming session on how Vermont musicians and artists can build a movement for social change. Artists will record social-justicethemed songs after the meeting. 294 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 272-0882.

theater ‘GreaTer Tuna’: Two men create the entire population of Tuna, Texas, by playing 20 hilarious characters in a show directed by Ken Streed. Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 518-891-1854. ‘lOve, isadOra’: See THU.04, 8 p.m.

SAT.06 dance BallrOOM danCe sOCial: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269. ‘CeleBraTiOn Of danCe 2009’: See FRI.05, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. COnTra danCe: Caller Nils Fredland helps dancers in clean-soled shoes cut a rug to the music of quintet Elixir. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163.

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etc. Barn OWl danCe: The subdudes play funky tunes to folks who tour the grounds, munch on picnic foods and catch a live raptor demo in this benefit for Pentangle’s Tomorrow’s Audience and Arts-in-Education programs. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 5-9 p.m. $75. Info, 457-3981. BeekeepinG WOrkshOp: The queen bee doesn’t want pests or parasites, so apiarists learn to keep her royal highness happy by checking for disease. Northern Yard, Intervale Center, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4545. BenefiT COnCerT & dinner: Folk musicians Si Kahn and Scott Ainslie host a benefit concert for the “Health Care Is a Human Right” campaign after the Vermont Workers’ Center 11th Anniversary Celebration dinner. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 5-8:30 p.m. $25 includes dinner. Info, 272-0882. BOOk dOnaTiOn: The Friends of the Burnham Library help volume hoarders clean out their shelves in preparation for a June book sale. Old Firehouse, Colchester, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 879-7576. BurlinGTOn COhOusinG pOTluCk: Hungry people bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-8755. CarvinG deMOs: Robert Spear Jr. and Ingrid Brown whittle life-size wooden re-creations of birds. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 1-3 p.m. $3-6. Info, 434-2167. CrafT WiTh The Band: Joe Jack Talcum, of Dead Milkmen fame, joins a craft session where nimble fingers use handcarved woodblocks to make original prints for flags and tags, before providing concert tunes at Gezellig Theatre. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-5 p.m. $7 includes materials. Info, 862-7414. ‘disCOver yOur Tree allies’: Herbalist Anne Jameson shares the lore of woodland trunks by examining Celtic Lunar Tree Signs, distributing tree essence and more. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 12:30-3 p.m. $13-15. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com. fundraiser TaG sale: Canny shoppers have a ball digging through discarded performance materials, including scripts, theater mags, eclectic records and films, puppets and crafts. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 355-4015.

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enGlish COunTry danCe Ball: Those keen on Jane Austen’s favorite pastime make rural rounds to lively music by Bare Necessities. Prior dance experience essential. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8-11 p.m. $10-31. Info, 899-2378. enGlish COunTry danCe WOrkshOps: Those keen on Jane Austen’s favorite pastime make rural rounds to lively music by Bare Necessities. Experienced dancers whirl around the Big Hall; those less practiced brush up first with a class in the Small Hall. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 1:30-4:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 899-2378. ‘shiMMy fOr sTrays’: Snake arms and hand circles flutter about as Shadhiyah and Yasmia lead an evening of Middle Eastern dance to benefit Save Our Strays. Shelburne Town Hall, Shelburne, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 893-4728. ‘The sleepinG BeauTy’: Moving Light Dance explores Perrault’s fairy tale about Princess Aurora’s curse to the classic score of Tchaikovsky. Haybarn Theater, Goddard College, Plainfield, 7-9 p.m. $8-12. Info, 426-2011.

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Open Opera rehearsal: Big voices croon classic songs in a practice session for the Emerging Artist Program’s production of Elixir of Love. Joslyn Round Barn, Waitsfield, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7722. ‘The BarBer Of seville’: The Opera Company of Middlebury puts on Rossini’s comedy about nobles and commoners caught in a love triangle. A preperformance talk will be held at Middlebury’s Memorial Baptist Church one hour before curtain time. See calendar spotlight. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $35-40. Info, 382-9222.

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Master Gardeners’ Plant Sale: Green-thumb planters pick out perennials, annuals, hostas, herbs and house plants and pose any queries at the “Ask the Master Gardener” table. Shaw’s Supermarket, Berlin, 8-10 a.m. Free. Info, 223-8930. Paperback Book Sale: Bibliomaniacs sort through soft-covered summer reads to stock up their home libraries. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0245. Plant, Bake & Book Sale: See FRI.05, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Reunion Weekend: See THU.04, 7:30 a.m. - 11 p.m. Stool-Making: Fine furniture maker Per Courtney shows how to hand-split an ash log in the Appalachian style to make a unique perch. New Wing Designs, Greensboro Bend, 1-3 p.m. $15. Info, 533-2444.

Burlington Farmers Market: Vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 343-9289. Capital City Farmers Market: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, homebaked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Champlain Islands Farmers Market: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Joseph Church Hall, Grand Isle, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3420. Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and fresh veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 388-0178.

Sustainable Photo Show: Fourth and fifth graders host an art show with pictures of the community as part of their class business project on the environment. Lawrence Barnes School, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8480. Town-Wide Yard Sale: Bargain hunters search for hidden treasures on front lawns as the Rotary Club hosts a chicken barbecue. Various locations, Poultney, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5757. Volunteer Training: See WED.03, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Yard Sale & Flea Market: Thrifty trawlers search for steals in a sea of old goods. Ascension Lutheran Church, South Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8866 or 425-3280. ‘Your Future in the Travel Industry’: See FRI.05, 10-11 a.m.

fairs & festivals ‘Rhythm, Fashion & Fare’: The capital city’s annual catwalk extravaganza expands, offering tunes by Movement of the People, games for kiddos, street performers and a live animal parade. State Street, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 279-5762, info@ montpelierfashionshow.com. Vermont Dairy Festival: See THU.04, 9 a.m. - 10 p.m.

<calendar > Pirate Festival: Little swashbucklers costume up for an era of exploration with dramatic play and maritime activities. See calendar spotlight. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $6-10. Info, 475-2022. ‘Saturday Stories’: Librarians read from popular picture books. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Belizbeha Featuring the Giant Country Horns: The seven original members of the acid-jazz/funk supergroup reunite for the first time in a decade to coax tunes from saxophones, trumpets and keyboards. Strength in Numbers take the stage, too. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15-25. Info, 863-5966. Big Joe Burrell Day: Creative young musicmakers from Montréal and Vermont— including the Parker Shper Quintet and Trio Gusto & Mike Martin — celebrate the artistic legacy of this local sax player. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 863-7992.

Music in the Gallery: Paul Metzger, Eric Carbonara, the Paper Hats, Elaine Evans and Amen Dunes perform a medley of world music, improvisations and folk tunes. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5399. Starline Rhythm Boys: Rockabilly musicians bring on the twang with renditions of tunes by Perkins, Elvis and Cash. Tunbridge Town Hall, Tunbridge, 7:30 p.m. $10-13. Info, 431-3433.

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‘Birding by Ear’ Field Trip: Ornithologist Allan Strong leads sharp-eared listeners out into the field to identify the songs and calls of grassland birds and woodland warblers. Register in advance. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 7 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124, gmas@ greenmountainaudubon.org. ‘Designing Your Medicinal & Edible Landscape’: Green thumbs learn how to pick the prime spot for their garden plot as they dig into all things soil. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - noon. $10-12. Info, 224-7100. National Trails Day: Woodsmen spruce up trails at a workday in the morning, and stretch their legs with a guided hike in the afternoon. Kids explore the forest on the Onion River Kids Scavenger Hike. North Branch Park, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7335. Niquette Bay National Trails Day: Outdoorsy folk don sturdy boots and gloves to neaten up trails and hike in the woods. Lunch is provided. Niquette Bay State Park, Colchester, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-5680. Rhododendron Walk & Talk: See WED.03, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. Rotary International Fishing Classic: See FRI.05. ‘Spring Birds’: Admirers of feathered fellows join birder Jim Andrews on a carpool driving tour of the Lake Champlain Basin to spot breeding and migratory flappers. Town Green, Vergennes, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. $20-25. Info, 434-2167. Wild Edibles Walk: Where does food come from in nature? Eaters learn to ID what’s tasty and what’s not at the Lincoln Street Community Garden. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. $8. Info, 748-9498.

sport Bread and Puppet Museum Open House (etc.)

Special Olympics Vermont: See FRI.05, 8 a.m. - 8 p.m.

talks

See spotlight, p.17B

Northwest Farmers Market: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. 2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. St. Johnsbury-Caledonia Farmers Market: Folks browse through local baked goods, handmade crafts and fresh produce. St. Johnsbury Farmers Market, St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 626-8396. Waitsfield Farmers Market: Local bands lend a jolly air to an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027. Williston Farmers Market: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly openair affair. Town Green, Williston, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 872-7728.

kids Kids’ Craft Lab: Small hands create new stuff using recycled materials, oil and water paints, and sewing machines, with parental help. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $10 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417.

‘Feast of Singing’: Songbirds exercise their vocal chords as they learn South African freedom songs, gospel arrangements, Broadway choral pieces, hymns and more. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 8:30 p.m. $45 includes lunch. Info, 234-9671. Fred Barnes: The Middlebury-based pianist works the hammers and strings to create jazz sounds accompanied by vocalists Cathy Walsh and Bill Carmichael. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 7 p.m. $8-10. Info, 877-6737. German Baroque Concert: The Onion River Chorus and Arc’Angelo Baroque Ensemble uncover rarely heard compositions such as Franz Tunder’s Dominus Illuminatio Mea from the 1600s. East Craftsbury Presbyterian Church, Craftsbury, 7:30 p.m. $8-12. Info, 426-3210. Jahdan Blakkamore, Fuego Campo & Dellie: Classically trained musicians blend cultural sounds with feverish intensity at a dance-induced celebration. Lamb Abbey, Montpelier, 7 p.m. - midnight. $10. Info, 229-2200. Kathleen Pemble: The singersongwriter strums out energetic folk-pop after an hour-long open mic. Ripton Community Coffee House, Ripton, 7:30 p.m. $3-8. Info, 388-9782.

Buddhism Intro: Know what nam-myoho-renge-kyo means? Find out at this primer on the eastern religion. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-5781.

theater ‘Greater Tuna’: See FRI.05, 8 p.m. ‘Love, Isadora’: See THU.04, 8 p.m. ‘Stepping Over the Line’: Mark Violette and Ruth Ann Fletcher collaborate in a bilingual cabaret night followed by an after-show meet and greet. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 873-3022.

words Tracey Campbell Pearson: Vibrant watercolors illustrate the author’s latest book, My Brother Bert, which brings English poet-laureate Ted Hughes’ poem to life. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

agriculture ‘Farm to Yarn’ Tour: Folks have fun with fiber from angora goats, alpacas, llamas, sheep and rabbits at demos in the store and at farms throughout the state. Mountain Fiber Folk, Montgomery Center, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 326-2092.

‘The Sleeping Beauty’: See SAT.06, 2-4 p.m.

etc. Bread and Puppet Museum Open House: Live folk music and freshbaked sourdough rye accompany shape-note singing and political choreography. See calendar spotlight. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 1-4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 525-3031. Casting Call: Male and female actors of all experience levels try out for a short drama and horror flick to be filmed this summer. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 324-8219. Champlain Valley Sweet Potato Slip Sale: Growers peddle more than 1600 nutritious Beauregard slips to support garden-based outreach programs throughout the state. Red Wagon Plants, Hinesburg, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 482-4060. EcoSew Embroidery: Nimble needlework spices up drab wardrobes. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. French Conversation: Dimanche is the time to discuter for speakers at all levels. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088. Fundraiser Tag Sale: See SAT.06, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Queer Craft Circle: Lesbian, gay, bi and transgender creators get their craft on in a supportive sphere. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417. Reunion Weekend: See THU.04, 8:30 a.m. - noon.

fairs & festivals Vermont Dairy Festival: See THU.04, 7:30 a.m. - 5 p.m.

food & drink Stowe Farmers Market: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

kids Pirate Festival: See SAT.06, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Diana Krall: The Grammy winner for Best Jazz Vocal Performance in 1999 and Best Jazz Vocal Album in 2002 seduces audiences with her breathy vocals, signature piano style and rhythmic lilt. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $49-99. Info, 863-5966. German Baroque Concert: See SAT.06, Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Musical Brunch: Opera aficionados dine with the stars of the Green Mountain Opera fest and listen in to a concert preview. Timbers Restaurant, Warren, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $15-25. Info, 583-6300. Northeast Fiddlers Association: Stringed-instrument players gather for a monthly “meet and jam” to brush up on their skills. Canadian Club, Barre Town, noon - 5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 728-5188. Organ Recital: Dr. John Weaver moves air through pipes to produce works by Couperin, Bach, Vieira and Franck in honor of the church’s longtime organist, Katherine Dopp. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 864-6515.

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‘The Barber of Seville’: See FRI.05, 2 p.m.

outdoors Early Morning Bird Walk: Folks take an early a.m. binocular stroll around the museum to spy soaring songbirds. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 7-8:30 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-2167. Rotary International Fishing Classic: See FRI.05. ‘Single Again’ Hike: Divorced, widowed and single adults carpool from Kmart, then scale Snake Mountain in Addison and share a potluck supper. Essex Alliance Church, Essex, noon. Free; call to preregister. Info, 425-7053.

sport Field Hockey Umpire Social: Adult athletes, coaches and sports spectators learn more about refereeing players from middle school to varsity levels. Nectar’s, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 879-8152, vtfieldhockeyumpire@ gmail.com. Girls on the Run 5K: Fit females celebrate physical activity, self-respect and healthy living with a walk/ run. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, registration starts at 8:30 a.m.; race begins at 10 a.m. $10-20. Info, 246-1476, info@ girlsontherunvermont.org. Special Olympics Vermont: See FRI.05, 8 a.m. - 8 p.m.

talks ‘Fashion in Jane Austen’s World’: Hope Greenberg gives info about period clothing from the time of Pride and Prejudice, answering burning questions such as whether a gal can really dance comfortably in a corset. Hosted by the Vermont Chapter of the Jane Austen Society. The Chapel of Vermont College, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0517.

theater ‘Greater Tuna’: See FRI.05, 2 p.m. ‘Love, Isadora’: See THU.04, 7 p.m. ‘Nunsense’: The Essex Community Players set the stage for Dan Goggin’s hilarious and heavenly musical, in which the nuns must put on a talent show to cover funeral funds for dearly departed sisters. Memorial Hall, Essex, 2 p.m. $12-17. Info, 878-9109, www. essexplayers.com.

MON.08 etc. Green Mountain Twins Club: Seeing double? Families with identical or fraternal kids meet up to hang out, share advice and plan future play dates. 19 Dagmont Avenue, Barre, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 461-3664. ‘Our Stories: Past, Present & Future’: Adults consider ways that personal narratives celebrate accomplishments and dreams. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Volunteer Training: See WED.03, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

food & drink Potluck Supper: Community members bond over shared dishes and memories of the year. United Church of Colchester, Colchester, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3706.

kids Family Sing-Along: Families and their tots ages 5 and under gather to belt out familiar nursery rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Preschool Storytime: See THU.04, 10-10:45 a.m. Teen Advisory Board: Teens gather to plan library programs. Yes, there will be snacks. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Jazz on the Marketplace: Blues and bebop players boogie down on two stages for downtown wanderers to check out. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, noon - 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. Luis Perdomo Trio: The Venezuelanborn pianist pushes the boundaries of progressive mainstream jazz as he collaborates with bassist Hans Glawischnig and drummer Eric McPherson. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $23. Info, 863-5966.

outdoors Nearly Full Moon Paddle: Rowers take a guided tour of the Clyde River on a spring evening. Northwoods Stewardship Center, East Charleston, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 723-6551, ext. 112.

words ‘Celebrating Samuel de Champlain and His Lake’: Dr. Paul Searls leads eager readers in a chat about David Hackett Fischer’s bio of the man who discovered the lake. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

TUE.09 business Creating Partnerships in Health Meeting: Health and wellness professionals gather to discuss tips and tactics. The Healer Within You, Williston, 11:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0911. Networking Morning: The Winooski Community Partnership presents Leanne Tinguy from the State of Vermont Downtown Program with tips on managing urban businesses. McKee’s Pub, Winooski, 8-9 a.m. Free. Info, 734-6175.

environment Climate Change Talk: Middlebury College’s Rich Wolfson gives the skinny on reducing greenhouse gases. Addison County Regional Planning Commission, Middlebury, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-9478.

etc. ‘A Better Fit’: Local designer Rebecca Mac shows how to snip and stitch thrift store finds into snazzy tailored duds. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. ‘Hard Times Special’: Die-hard baseball fans who may have given up cable in dicey economic times gather to watch broadcast games. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. Pause Café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:15-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

Radio Amateurs of Northern Vermont: Radio hams tune into equipment maintenance, operation and building techniques at a monthly meeting. O’Brien Civic Center, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 879-6589, w1sj@arrl.net.

kids Creative Tuesdays with Frank Gonzalez: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Storytime with a Twist: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. Toddler Storytime: Youngsters ages 1 to 3 gather for songs, finger plays and stories. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Castleton Concert Series: The Starline Rhythm Boys headline a family-fun night of live music and entertainment. Castleton Village Green, Castleton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911. Grace Kelly Quintet: The 17-yearold jazz phenom toots her own horn — er, saxophone — and plays original compositions with the band. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $20-23. Info, 863-5966. Green Mountain Chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@arrl.net. Jazz on the Marketplace: See MON.08, noon - 6:30 p.m. Master Class with Jacques Lacombe: The internationally acclaimed conductor gives insight into the intricacies of waving the baton. Joslyn Round Barn, Waitsfield, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7722. Milton Community Band Rehearsal: The band tunes up its brass and woodwinds for the summer concert season. New musicians are encouraged to visit, with no auditions necessary. Milton Elementary School, Milton, 7-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398. Open Opera Rehearsal: Internationally renowned crooners belt it out at practice time as The Marriage of Figaro begins to take shape. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7722. ‘The Barber of Seville’: See FRI.05, 8 p.m.

sport ‘Get to Know Your Bike’: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

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health & fitness

Tom Funk: The VP of marketing at Timberline Interactive gives the inside deal on how to get a website at the top of a Google search in “Search Engine Optimization: Why and How.” The Lodge at Otter Creek, Middlebury, 7:30 a.m. Free. Info, 388-7951.

‘Eating Healthy on a Budget’: Learn how to stretch dollars while chowing down on hale and hearty nutrients at this interactive seminar that provides special instruction for diabetes diets. Vermont Regional Diabetes Center, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 847-4576.

words Burlington Writers’ Group: Wordsmiths put pen to paper as they write from prompts and share their work aloud in a no-pressure atmosphere. First Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6648.

WED.10 dance Hip-Hop Workshop: See WED.03, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Tamalyn Dallal: The world-renowned belly dancer shares her new book and film about the 40 days she lived in each of five Islamic countries, and leads a community hip-swayin’ dance. See calendar spotlight. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 324-0564.

environment Energy Workshop: Folks looking to erase their carbon footprint check in with Alteris Renewables for solar electric, solar thermal and wind solutions. City Market, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

etc. AARP Safe Driver Course: Motorvehicle operators ages 50 and up take a quick trip into the classroom for a how-to refresher. American Cancer Center, Williston, 12:30-4:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 372-8511. Free Tech Support Day: Baffled by all those three-letter acronyms and tech terms? Software experts simplify hard drive issues. Franklin County Regional Chamber of Commerce, St. Albans, noon - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 752-1327. ‘Hard Times Special’: See TUE.09, 7 p.m. Italian Conversation Group: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869. Knit Night: Crafty needle workers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. ‘Sewing Green Jeans’: Clever stitches transform old blue jeans into chic skirts, nifty bags and embellished pants. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $40 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. ‘Winning Resumes’: Chronological or functional? Instructor Linda Bland shows job seekers how to sell themselves through the written bio. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576, info@ burnham.lib.vt.us.

food & drink Champlain Islands Farmers Market: See WED.03, 4-7 p.m. Middlebury Farmers Market: See SAT.06, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New North End Farmers Market: Local veggies, root beer, artisan-baked goods and more mix with live tunes for easy shopping. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8072, newnorthendmarket@hotmail. com. South End Farmers Market: See WED.03, 3:306:30 p.m.

‘The barber of seville’ (theater)

See spotlight, p.17B

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Broadway Picnic: Opera fans pack snacks in a basket to bring to an open-air event where singers perform theatrical faves. Lareau Farm Inn, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 496-7722. DesignHaus Concert: James Blackshaw, Chris Weisman, Greg Davis and Ryan Powers perform a variety of hypnotic music and rare guitar sounds. DesignHaus, Burlington, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 863-5399. Jazz on the Marketplace: See MON.08, noon - 6:30 p.m. Yusef Lateef & Adam Rudolph Duet: The 88-year-old music icon and the composer and hand percussionist create an unmistakable crackle of energy with their original sounds. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $28. Info, 863-5966.

talks ‘A Vermonter for the World’: Helene Lang hosts a living history presentation about Dorothy Canfield Fisher, the author of 40 works of fiction and nonfiction. Second Congregational Church, Jeffersonville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-0155. Donald Thompson: The historical interpreter dishes about 17th-century French explorer Samuel de Champlain. Essex Community Church, Essex, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 518-963-8079. Stanley Knapp: The Essex resident joins David Perrin and Penny Pillsbury in a reminiscence about the Dog Team Tavern. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

theater ‘The Producers’: C-R Productions performs a rendition of the Broadway screwball musical following the escapades of two unscrupulous producers as they create Springtime for Hitler. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $25-30. Info, 775-0903.

words ‘An Evening of Readings’: Authors Alison Hawthorne Deming, Erik Reece and Ginger Strand share excerpts from their works, ranging from poetry to nature essays to journalism. Simpson Hall, Craftsbury Common, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 586-7711, kcamara@ sterlingcollege.edu. Book Discussion: Eager readers gather to share their thoughts on Dinaw Mengestu’s The Beautiful Things That Heaven Bears. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. Gastronomy Book Discussion: Bookworms devour Tina de Rosa’s mouth-watering novel, Paper Fish, before group discussion. George Peabody Library, Post Mills, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 785-2524. ‘Get the Word Out’: Mouths form a medley of audible thoughts through slam poetry, open mic spoken word, rap battles and more. Outer Space Café, Burlington, 7:45 p.m. - midnight. Free. Info, 318-6162. Tim Brookes: The Champlain College prof and author speaks about his love of strumming in his new book, The Guitar: An American Life. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘You Come, Too’: Spend spring lingering on Robert Frost’s celebrated depictions of the rural life with Peter Gilbert’s readings and discussion of his seasonal poems. Vermont Humanities Council, Montpelier, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626, ext. 307. m

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WOMEN seeking WoMEN SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT My friends tell me I have a strange sense of humor, can be hilarious at the craziest moments, and am the kindest person they know. I’m not much for spending money going out to loud bars. I’m more into get-togethers at homes, w/ pizza, beer, a board game, or just hanging out watching a movie or talking. Calcentia, 26, #113999 LAVENDER LOOKING FOR I-LOVE-YOUS I love the outdoors, would love to go on some camping/hiking summer trips, bike rides around town are fun or hanging out in the parks or on the waterfront. I love music & love to go to shows where I can dance. I also dabble in music. Would love to write some with you. Lavender, 27, u, l, #111029 ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY I love being around people, even if it’s just myself & one other person. I’m pretty versatile where I enjoy going out & being at the bar scene or cuddling on the couch with a little hookah. Looking for someone who isn’t in a rush for a relationship, but who wants to get to know me & go from there. AlongTheHorizon, 25, l, #113813 HELLO OUT THERE... Hi, I am sort of new to the area. I’m looking for friends (first) & maybe a lot more. I have many interests: running, hiking, reading, taking classes, quiet nights at home, movies, DVDs, travel. I’m looking for someone who will be my friend & will be there for me in good times as well as bad; someone to hang out with. Let’s meet for coffee or a glass of wine... silverwoman777, 63, #113767 READY TO HOLD SOMEONE SPECIAL My name is Tiana and I am 23, mom of 2. Proud to be a Diesi. I’m a comedienne in a group. I like silly jokes just to brighten someone’s day. My favorite sports are basketball, soccer & softball. Sitting by the lake or river relaxing, watching the sunset while having conversation - amazing. Decorating my myspace page is also fun. Look me up. tana200385, 23, l, #113695 A FLOWER, PETALED IN DELIGHT I am creative, artistic & not afraid to get dirty. I am a strong woman & a feminist. I enjoy reading, painting, drawing, pottery, yoga, meditation, walking in the woods. I’m looking for someone honest, open, caring, supportive. Someone who I can have intelligent conversations with or just be silly. Someone to have fun with & see where it goes... FeminineFeminist, 24, l, #113543

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CHARISMATIC WITH MAGNETIC PERSONALITY I’m a health-concious man, looking for the same in a woman. What I’m looking for describes who I am: kind, passionate, attentive, loyal, adventurous, creative, energetic & one who will try anything once. ;-) So, I’m new to this ... I thought I would try it out. I’m an outdoor nut so i hope to meet like minded women. sailh2o, 39, l, #113979 TALL & ATHLETIC I’m 46 but look much younger. I am very active & take great care of myself, though I keep a good balance between activity & down time. I am developing a clearer picture of who I am, but would like to find out more w/ someone else. Looking for someone to have dinner and a drink with, then, who knows? Tall_Athletic, 46, l, #114003 YOU ARE KIDDING ME I hope someday someone will understand me. But why don’t you try to understand me? So, keep in touch. Hope you understand what I am talking about. Take care, all the best, and have good luck. I am sorry this has to be 60 words, so keep smiling. Do not forget to write me. You are sweet. altaf, 33, l, #113941 I’M WAITING FOR MY WOMAN Lived in Vermont all my life. Took some time off from college, now going back in the fall to finish up. Want stimulating conversations about anything & everything. Looking for someone who is straightforward in what they want in life. MrJR, 24, #113992 RECENTLY RELEASED King seeks his queen. Recently released from prison, where I served 25 years for a “hat trick” of convictions, including axe murder, politically incorrect thoughts, and mattress label removal. I’d have to describe myself as short & fat, w/ bad breath, an explosive temper, below average intelligence, chronic flatulence & a character disorder. For the rest, see online. Your_Majesty, 44, #113987 LOOKING FOR A NICE GIRL I’m not really good at this stuff, so here it goes... I’m kind of a shy guy; I don’t talk much when I don’t know someone & I get nervous on first dates. Once you get to know me, I will have you laughing all the time. I’m pretty much sick of the party scene, just want to meet a nice girl. Guily1, 26, #113984 LIFE-LIBERTY-AND-THE-PURSUIT-OFGIRLFRIEND I’m looking for a great woman to spend time with and share those great moments in life. I can be a bit clean cut, but I am looking for someone who will draw me out and knows how to have fun. If your looking for a solid guy then email. GUNSOGIRORO, 28, l, #110753 DANCE RIDE ENJOY Looking for friendship & understanding, love to go out & dance, but want to stay at home & cuddle, too. Cookouts are great w/ or w/o friends. Good movies on TV, cuddling, holding hands & feeling safe. Garage sales are the best. Can’t spell worth a damn! Somewhat of a workaholic. Probably drink too much, but not a drunk. dancewme, 52, #113957 PICK ME PICK ME Hey, ladies. I’m a normal fortysomething M looking for a meaningful relationship. I am active, confident, honest, reliable, curious & handsome (you’ll have to be the judge on that one). I am looking for a young-at-heart, vibrant woman for a meaningful relationship. Chankom, 46, #113946

ADVENTUROUS FUN FEARLESS I’m chronically bored. I find myself doing things I’ve never done before, because I’ve never done them before. I’m always looking for a new way to have fun, & I’ll try anything once. The only things I’m afraid of are wasting time & being alone. I’m looking for a woman who’s as fearless as I am to have fun with. WanderingSmith, 23, l, #113930 APPRECIATING IT ALL Laughing, hiking, cycling, skiing, hanging w/ friends and all about having a good time. Tall & fit, looking for someone to join in these & philosophical debates. hipskiier, 25, l, #113931 LOCAL, OUTGOING, GOOF BALL All ight, so I am a lifelong VT local. I have seen most of the state & have found some great places that I would love to bring someone along to. I am looking for a woman to go on some adventures with. Someone who has a lot of energy & wants to have some fun. offroader22, 22, #113922 WATERBOY, SARCASTIC, ENTERTAINER Greetings People of Earth! I’m newly single & kinda lonely for affection, intelligence & deep conversation. I want to find someone who likes to do the things I do: be ourdoors, see & play live music, engage people in meaningful conversation, build business, etc. I live near downtown Burlington & am looking for fun people to hang out with. cacutey, 43, l, #113917 “JUST A SMALL TOWN BOY” I value my friends, family & enjoy outdoor activities. Been a long time since I have done the dating thing, but am ready to see where this takes me. Life has too many great moments, it would be a darn shame not to be able to share them with someone. “If it’s not fun, there’s no point in doing it.” lookingformorenvt, 27, l, #113898

MEN seeking MEN COUNTRY BOY Hey, what’s up everyone? A nice guy here looking for someone to hang with; my life is all about being w/ family & friends, and I love to be outdoors. Asuma, 27, #114052 DTE FOR FRIENDS & MORE 6’, 225 lb. SM who is HIV POZ. Love travel, dining, theater & reading. I can be reserved until I get to know people. Looking for friends or more but not averse to a toss in the hay. I smoke & enjoy a cocktail. I am looking for active (top) guys who are POZ or POZ friendly. Please be sane/drama free. SunnySkies, 54, l, #114028 HELLO...JUST LOOKING Hi, I’m looking to meet people, make friends, and maybe even find Mr. Right. I’m a kind, compassionate, funny (or so I’m told), very open-minded guy w/ a pretty good sense of humor. :) Love to watch thunderstorms & hear people laugh. I’m looking for those who have similar characteristics, but, of course, variety is the spice of life! ddb4114, 26, l, #114020 HAPPY IN THE MIDDLE Gentle, sensual, lover attracted to soft side of humanity, BI but mostly been w/ women, want to explore my gay side, attraction to tranny. Thin, fit, no jock. Active. greenhorn, 42, #113998 MOUNTAIN HIKER W/GOOD HEART Good guy, married, 6’, 190, working, not too dumb or ugly, seeks guy friend w/benefits. Interests include hiking, music, food, fun. Not interested in unkind people. Let’s have some fun. Freddy, 54, #113861

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I see you are wondering... As am I, if we have some things in common? So, yes, I am curious, too. RB When: Thursday, May 21, 2009. Where: around town. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905822

Foxy Lady at the Mart I come into Meadow Mart almost every day, and I am blessed with seeing your beautiful face some evenings. You’re the delicious curvy blonde in your late 30s. Me, I’m just a regular joe from Montpelier. You are one seriously hot mama! When: Saturday, May 30, 2009. Where: Meadow Mart. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905853

VPR in Barre?! We were each gassing up at Cumby’s on S. Main St., and we were both listening to “Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me.” You overheard me talking to my daughter about the French diet. Then we discussed sugar, salt & high fructose corn syrup. You had on a gym T-shirt; I have dreads. When: Saturday, May 9, 2009. Where: Barre. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #905834

You Still Haven’t noticed me! I wonder when you’ll look my way & see that I’m the one for you. My eyes are very blue & yours are green. I think you are so funny & I like your deep voice. I hope you’ll notice me & at least say hi when you’re passing me by. When: Friday, May 29, 2009. Where: at work. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905848

Vermont City Marathon A big thank you to all of the people who encouraged us in the Vermont City Marathon & especially to Dana for being the best running partner in the whole wide world! You are amazing & speedy and I couldn’t have done it without you. Excuse me ... we’re awesome! When: Sunday, May 24, 2009. Where: running all over Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905833

Are you ok? To the half-marathon runner who I met a few years ago. You had just finished & were catching your breath when I asked, “Are you OK?” You are still as pretty as the day I met you. I am happy that you have a happy family & your girls are beautiful. When: Sunday, May 24, 2009. Where: At the end of the halfmarathon. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905847 “You in the Green” “You in the green” was what you had shouted. Thank you for the spontaneous salutation & empowering words that followed. Your smile was infectious & I’ve carried it with me since. What’s your story? Care to share it over coffee/ tea? When: Sunday, May 24, 2009. Where: in front of City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905846 pole hog! Thank you for such a wonderful weekend. I had so much fun watching you fish. I love the way you light up when you’re having fun. We need to do it again soon. You took my advice & took control. I love you for that. I will always love you. When: Saturday, May 23, 2009. Where: Campbell’s Bay. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905845 WALKING IN BARRE STARTED TALKING You stopped to talk to me...I was wearing a blue skirt. When: Friday, May 22, 2009. Where: Barre city. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905844 Guy with the jaw Every day with you is a dream come true. You are a true gentleman & I am blessed every day that we have together. You know you are stuck with me for the rest of your life, right? :) We have so many more adventures & I can’t wait. Happy early birthday, my love. When: Friday, March 21, 2008. Where: in my soul. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905843 Stowe Maplefields Wednesday Morning You: arriving in your pickup. Me: leaving in my Suburban. Your warm smile and Carhartt wrapped tush in my mirror gave me a great start to my day. When: Wednesday, May 27, 2009. Where: Stowe Maplefields. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905842 Ok, i spy you Since who knows when we may cross paths again. Hunger Mt. Coop around 5, saw you around store & chewing while driving in your car on my way out,(black Toyota sedan w/ bumper stickers). You wore red shirt, jeans, brown leather sandal shoes, you have long brown hair and are beautiful. Checking out, you took express lane, I took 8. If you remember me... When: Wednesday, May 27, 2009. Where: Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #905839 Gorgeous e Bueno e Sano You: beautiful brunette eating a bean burrito. Me: eating a bean burrito. We: made eye contact & have at least one thing in common...and I am curious. When: Tuesday, May 26, 2009. Where: Bueno e Sano. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905837 Popsicle Sickness Your purchase of several Popsicles led me to believe you are sick. I hope you feel better you are too cute to be illin’. When: Monday, May 25, 2009. Where: corner store. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905836 Trugg’s 5/23 Hi, we chatted for quite a while on Saturday night at Trugg’s. Both of us were there as friends of friends. Would like to keep on the conversation ... dinner? I’m working from home right now, guessing you are as well. :) Looking forward to hearing from you. When: Saturday, May 23, 2009. Where: Trugg’s Burlington. You: Man. Me: Man. #905835

Fresh Market Veggie Guy The produce is looking old & gray without you. I think your name is John. I’m the writer who came in every day & bought fruit just to talk to you. Where are you? I’m eating Twinkies until I find you again. When: Tuesday, April 14, 2009. Where: Fresh Market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905832 Ellen at Sneakers in Winooski Ellen, you waited on me & a friend Saturday, 5/23, and just me on Monday, 5/25, Memorial Day. I talked about being on a fire dept. I had the Belgian waffle & you had that great smile every time I looked at you. Are you free & would like to catch up sometime? When: Monday, May 25, 2009. Where: Sneakers in Winooski. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905831 Sexy Girl with GPS I spy a smart, sexy girl with a GPS. I’ll get lost with you anytime. Happy our paths crossed when they did. Can’t wait to see you when you get back to town. When: Monday, May 25, 2009. Where: Camel’s Hump, Monroe Trail. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905830 Outdoor gear store in Middlebury You were working at an outdoor clothing & gear store in Middlebury. I think we had emailed on Match.com a few weeks ago, but I wasn’t sure & didn’t want to say anything. You were cute, though, and very nice. You know how to reach me (username: OryxVT) if you’re interested. When: Tuesday, May 26, 2009. Where: Middlebury. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905829 Red-headed princess I just felt like shouting from the rooftop how much I love you, but, alas, I am here at work so this will have to do. I love you so much & know every day how lucky I am to have met you. Muah! When: Friday, March 21, 2008. Where: in my heart. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905828 maybe this will work See you at least 3 times a week at your work, the little gas station next to the hardware store in Jeffersonville. I get creemees, always chocolate w/ cherry dip. You have very nice blond hair. I was wondering if you would like to go out sometime. I have tan skin w/ some tattoos & am always wearing aviator sunglasses. When: Tuesday, May 26, 2009. Where: Jeffersonville. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905826 i like your gauges So, I saw you in Walmart. I thought you were cute & I wanted to talk to you but didn’t. I saw you all over the store & you were behind me at the checkout w/ a friend. I was wearing a blue/purplish shirt & have long brown hair. I’d like to actually talk to you. When: Monday, May 25, 2009. Where: Walmart. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905825

awkward For me, as I never do this... Saw you at RJs on the Sunday before Memorial Day. You were cute & watched a guy awkwardly buy me a drink. My friends thought you kept looking at me, but I swore up you were looking out the window. Was it the window or me that enticed you? When: Sunday, May 24, 2009. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905820 Gym girl in Essex You said you had just come from the gym, you were looking for a shovel & flowers. I am glad I was able to help you; it was nice to see your smile. It would be great to see you again. Maybe we could get together. When: Sunday, May 24, 2009. Where: Essex Center. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905818 Boston & stargazing! What are we doing in the middle of the field? Are we wandering away from our self promises and keeping our heart tame or are we living in the moment because it feels so good! Thank you for being you! M When: Saturday, May 23, 2009. Where: Burlington Rec Park. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905816 leg kicks in purple suit The sea that calls all things unto her calls me I get it, I get it. It’s just I was having so much fun finally getting to know you when you up & left for NH. I’m always leaving things for the last minute. You’re going to be great. Still, if I was writing the story I would have made you stay in Burlington. When: Saturday, May 23, 2009. Where: freshman floor, English class, or.... You: Man. Me: Woman. #905814 To The HOT HDL You look great behind that counter & can serve me anytime. You are awesome, baby! When: Saturday, May 23, 2009. Where: Colchester. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905813 Sunshine Beauty I saw you at a ‘50s decade party a week ago. You were a beautiful birthday girl. You are my sunshine & the most wonderful friend a Bear could ever ask for! When: Wednesday, May 20, 2009. Where: ‘50s decade party. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905812 Cute & Convenient Cuisine I spy a wonderful cafe that knows how to prepare lunches for people on the go. You have saved me so many times. I also spy one of your staff. You have a wonderful smile & I have always admired you for the way you interact with other people. If it helps, we went to high school together. When: Saturday, May 23, 2009. Where: La Brioche Cafe. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905811 Polysyllabic Prosings It’s not often that I hear someone drop a word like “monochromatic” in the first moments of meeting them. Your command of the English language put a smile on my face. I thought perchance you might care for a companion in the search for your missing compatriot. Let me know if you would like to join forces to scour the South End. When: Saturday, May 23, 2009. Where: St. Paul St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905810

Dear Mistress Maeve, Thirty-one-year-old male here with a bit of a problem. My girlfriend recently told me that she would like to be tied up — nothing extreme, just some innocent fun. This, of course, made me unbelievably turned on, and I admitted to her that I had some under-the-mattress restraints that I had purchased with a former girlfriend. My girlfriend got instantly steamed and told me that it was insulting to think she would use the same “sex toys” as another woman. I told her that I didn’t think of restraints as “sex toys” and that we had only used them a few times (mostly on me). She was still offended. I just don’t see the point in spending another $50 on new restraints when these are not “contaminated.” What do you think, MM? Bound and Determined Dear B and D, I’d like to tie you up and smack some sense into you. Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have a sexually adventurous girlfriend who is willing to leave vanilla behind and try some new flavors? Stop tying this stubborn knot and start tying up your girlfriend! While I agree with you that restraints are less intimate than, say, dildos and butt plugs, your girlfriend still sees them as “contaminated” with emotional residue from your past relationship. Respect her feelings and get rid of the old shackles. And who says you need to spend $50? Sure, under-the-bed restraints are great, but neckties and scarves do just fine. Believe me, if you continue to be as stubborn as a mule about this issue, you’re only going to come off looking like an ass.

Kisses,

Black Jeep “ Yankees” You come in my store every day for coffee. You give me butterflies every time I see you. Just wanted to know if you wanted to go out sometime? :-) When: Saturday, May 23, 2009. Where: Mobil. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #905809 Strapping young lad I saw you at Gardenside in Shelburne. You helped me set the clock in my car. You were so nice & quite handsome, I might add! If you like tea & dominoes, we should make a play date ;-). P.S. Are you a cat lover? When: Monday, May 18, 2009. Where: Gardenside. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905807

Pulchritudinous babe at Colchester Causeway I adore your time, your pleasurable smiles, your equanimity and, yes, even your work austerity (strictness). I’d have you know that you made my Memorial Day! When: Monday, May 25, 2009. Where: Colchester causeway. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905824

5/23/1997 Just wanted you to know that I still think about you. I know you probably won’t see this, but this was our day & I am remembering the good time we had & me making the biggest mistake of my life. I will always love you. Me When: Saturday, May 23, 2009. Where: My past life. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905806

Beautiful LNA at Starr Farm This is the longest we’ve been apart for quite some time. Even though I’m off doing what I’ve always wanted to do, nothing over here can make me as happy as you. You fill my thoughts constantly, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. The next time I’m in Paris, you will be with me. I miss you dearly. When: Monday, May 25, 2009. Where: My life, past, present & future. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905823

Three tomatoes Hello. You: red-haired w/ green shirt, sweetlooking girl. Thursday night you give us a corner table on Church Street. I was with my frind w/ his wife & 2 kids. You looked up, smiled as you caught me staring. I was so stunned by that smile, I would love to get together & know about you. Lunch, dinner, coffee some time? When: Wednesday, May 20, 2009. Where: Three Tomatoes, Church St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905804

At Mr .G’s muscle guy You’re a handsome, fit muscle guy - obvious you work out - w/ spandex shorts, baseball cap, you drive a Dodge. You said hi as I walked past you. Don’t know if you’re into guys, but I made a point to walk by you a few more times. Reply with what I was wearing. When: Thursday, May 21, 2009. Where: Mr. G’s. You: Man. Me: Man. #905802 Loud Screaming at Carbon Leaf You: short, dark hair, loud scream & very cute. My ears are still ringing from the Alternate Routes/Carbon Leaf concert last night. I hope I wasn’t blocking your view. I would have stuck around to chat, but it looked like you were waiting for someone. Maybe I’ll see or hear you at another concert? When: Wednesday, May 20, 2009. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905800

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LAMP YOU Happy Birthday, Freddy Frederick, now & for the many years we have to come. I love you w/ all my heart & soul. Love, your Gduck Lovey. When: Tuesday, May 26, 2009. Where: Iin my life. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905798 Exotic beauty You: long brown hair, medium dark skinned & HOTT. I saw you walking a little pup on Colchester Ave. You were wearing black spandex & when I saw you my head turned so quick I almost got into a car accident. I have seen you around before and I think your name is Ragina. Take our dogs for a walk? When: Tuesday, May 19, 2009. Where: Colchester Ave. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905797

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6/1 Utils. Incl. A bright & airy unit is avail. w/ W/D, off-street parking & heat incl. Close to UVM & FAHC. Dog friendly. Fenced yard. Info: Jonathan Neviaser, 802-7938882, jneviaser@hotmail.com. A Clean Well-Lighted Place 1-BR, lg. fenced yard, garden, 3-season porch w/ new paint/ carpet, private driveway. Lowcost utils., HW incl. BA/kitchen updates, HDWD, DW, gas stove, 10x23 bonus room. Pets OK w/ approval. Avail. immed., yr. lease. $990/mo. Info: 802-999-4316.

Bristol 1-BR apt. in downtown. High ceilings, sunny rooms. Incl. water, sewer, off-street reserved parking, storage unit. Tenant pays heat, electric. NS/pets. 2 1-BR units avail. 6/1. Rent $625/ mo. each. Special bonus - 1 mo. free! Info: 802-453-4065. Burlington 2-BR, 1-BA, Pergo flooring, coin-op W/D, parking, small office, gas heat. $999/mo. + utils. Avail. Jun. 15 or Jul. 1. Info: 802-324-6446. Burlington 2 & 3 BR apts. Heat & HW incl. Close to downtown & waterfront, off-street parking, garage/snow removal, on bus line. $1300-$1350/mo. + dep. Info: 802-863-9612. Burlington Vermont House, avail. 7/1. Downtown on Main St., 2-BR, 1.5-BA, W/D onsite, parking, heat & A/C incl., lake views, small dog considered. $1600/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-8645200 ext. 229. Burlington 64 North Winooski Ave. Avail. 6/15. 4-BR, 1-BA, close to downtown, W/D hookups, porch. Pets considered. $1900/ mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington Avail. June 1. Bright & spacious upscale 5-BR apt. in hill section. Natural woodwork, 2.5-BA, high-end kitchen, quiet safe location, parking, heat, W/D. Please NS/pets. Refs. req. $3500/ mo. Info: 802-658-8056, studio404@comcast.net. Burlington So. End 3-BR apt. Spacious, quiet, off-street parking, W/D. 1-yr. lease. No pets. $1825/mo. Avail. 6/1. Info: 802922-8518. Burlington East Ave. Avail 8/1. 4-BR Victorian house, 1.5-BA, front wraparound porch, lg. yard, basement w/ W/D, 2-car garage, next to college & Fletcher Allen. $1950/mo. + utils. No pets. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington 515 S. Union St., 4-BR lg. house, HDWD floors, fireplace, DR, 2-car garage, basement, full BA, 2 porches, W/D. $2000/mo. No dogs. Info: 802862-7467. Burlington 1-BR Small adorable house, parking, lg. yard, porch, deck, W/D hookup. NS/ pets. $995/mo. + utils., lease, dep. Avail. 6/1. Email silverue@ yahoo.com or call 802-862-3929, lv. msg. Burlington Maple St. Near lake & downtown, 4 rooms on 1st floor in totally renovated duplex, HDWD floors, SS appliances, W/D, sunny back porch, parking. NS. Pets neg. Lease, refs. $1125/mo. + utils. Info: 802-862-3719. Burlington, No. Ave. Avail July 1. 2 BR, parking, hook-ups, no dogs. $890/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1030. Info: Amy Playdon, www.nevilleco.com.

Burlington/Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg. furnished house. All utils. incl.! 2.5-BA, W/D, parking, on busline. No pets. Rent individually or w/ friends. Year lease or summer sublets avail. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612.

North Ferrisburgh Newly remodeled 2- and 3-BR apts. in lg. farmhouse on 8 acres w/ walking trails, out buildings. Spacious sunny rooms w/ HDWD. New efficient kerosene monitor heaters. $900$925/mo. + utils. Info: Mark, 802425-3737 or 802-343-4820.

Cambridge 4-BR, 1.5-BA farmhouse, private w/ magnificent views, 4.5 acres, 2-car garage. $1500/mo. + utils. Pets allowed. 802-644-2941 evenings.

Richmond Village Small 1-BR, furnished. NS/pets. Parking, lease, refs., credit check. Please lv. msg. Info: 802-434-3238.

Charming Unique 2 BR Small 2+1 surrounded by trees. Offstreet parking. 108 Shelburne Rd #B. Avail. June 6. Can be seen June 2-6. Brand new carpets, recently painted. Call! Info: 520247-8287, barbzmail@wbhsi.net. Classic Downtown House Wonderful Burlington house avail. June 1. Completely renovated! Fully insulated, new gas boiler, new windows, stainless steel appliances, DW, new paint, refinished wood floors, W/D. Walk everywhere! 1 block from Battery Park, 2 blocks to Church St. Offstreet parking, fenced backyard. NS/pets. 1-year lease, $2200/mo. + dep. Application & refs. req. Info: 802-233-9493. Colchester 3-BR, W/D hookups, heat & HW incl. $1250/mo. Lease. Avail. Aug. 1. Info: 802-373-8275 or 802-655-8383. House of your own Plenty of space! 4+2, basement w/ W/D, modern kitchen + upstairs kitchenette, porch, DR, family room, off-street parking. Can be seen June 2-6. Avail. July 1. Info: 520247-8287, barbzmail@wbhsi.net. Johnson Route 100C. Avail. 6/1. 3-BR house, 1-BA, lg. yard, parking, close to college. Pets considered. $950/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Live on a mountain top Bolton Valley, you will love it! 1-BR condo, furnished, fireplace. For rent, $750/mo. + utils., dep. For sale, $105,000. Just renovated, all new, must see. Info: The Best, Melanie, 484-832-9964. Luxury Apartments Keen’s Crossing! Are you looking for the space & convenience of a home in an apt. setting? 17 floor plans, incl., variously: lg. closets, bay windows, private exterior entrance, W/D hookups, central A/C! Our community offers many amenities, such as fitness & movie rooms. Prices vary, but all incl. heat, HW, sewer/trash. Call for details & pricing! EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com. NORTH HERO 3-BR, 2-BA fully furnished house on lake. $1500/ mo. + utils. Avail. Sept. 1. Info: 802-372-3937. New North End 1-BR Office, quiet, 1st-floor apt. Owner-occupied duplex near bike path & bus line. Backyard, basement storage & W/D hookups. Lease, dep., refs. NS/pets. $750/mo. Info: 802863-5108.

S. Burlington Spacious, bright, sunny 3-BR. Quiet residential neighborhood. $1300/mo. Info: Gail, 802-324-2616. S. Burlington Unfurnished 1-BR apt. Avail. 7/1. Refs, dep. NS/pets. $450/mo. + utils. Info: 802-862-9884. SOUTH HERO Rustic post-&-beam lakeshore home w/ 7 acres. 2-BR, $1175/mo. + dep. & utils. Refs., lease. Oil & wood heat combo. 899-2080. Info: 802-899-2080. So. Burlington Apt. Quiet, newly renovated 2-BR w/office, excellent location near hospital/ schools, lg. yard, community garden, off-street parking. NS/dogs. W/D hookup, trash, lawn. $1175/ mo., 1-yr. lease. June 1, June 15. Info: 802-862-8664, pgadams@ sover.net. Upper Maple St. 2 apts. Clean, quiet, bright, parking, private yard, heat, W/D. 2nd-floor efficiency w/ common BA. $650/mo. $675/mo. w/ deck. NS/pets. Refs. Info: 802-658-8056, Studio404@ comcast.net. WINOOSKI - Quiet Street 1-BR apt. plus office space. Maple St. (near shops/restaurants). $800/ mo. + utils. Gas heat, parking, rubbish removal. NS/pets. Avail. June 1. Info: 802-863-4342. Westford Farmhouse, Rt. 128, 4-BR, 2-BA, 1 w/ shower & jacuzzi, DW, W/D. $1500/mo. Incl. garbage/snow removal. dep., first req. Info: Jean, 802-229-1038. Wheeler Brook Apts. Off the Sugarbush Access Road in Warren. Brand new apts. feature HDWD floors, mountain views, covered porches, heat, solar HW, trash removal, onsite W/D & 24 hr. emergency maintenance included. 1-BR flats (some fully accessible) $525-615/mo. 2-BR townhouses $750/mo. 3-BR, 1.5-BA townhouse $900/mo. Some income limits apply. For more information, to schedule a showing, or complete a rental application call Mark at the Central VT Community Land Trust 877-320-0663 ext. 230 or download the application at www.cvclt.org. Equal Housing Opportunity. Williston Beautiful Taft Farms condo. 2.5 BR, 1.5 BA $1250/mo. Many perks incl. W/D, DW, gas fireplace, garage, patio, pool access & custom blinds throughout. Great location: shopping, golf course, Catamount Family Center, & 89 close by. Can be seen June 6 or 7. Avail. July 1 or sooner. Call now: 999-1673.

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Two story Overlake Condominium with 2 bedrooms and 2.5 baths. Built-in shelves and cabinets surround fireplace in living room. Partially finished basement with large family room and tons of storage. Finished basement. Walk to UVM, FAHC and downtown. Seasonal Lake & Adirondack views. $392,000

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Winooski Sunny 2-BR, groundfloor apt. Freshly painted, gas heat/HW, parking, on bus line. Pets neg. $850/mo. + utils. Info: 802-658-3600. Winooski Lg. sunny 3-BR apt. on 2 levels, efficient gas heat/ HW, off-street parking, on bus line. Pets neg. $1150/mo. + utils. Info: 802-658-3600. Winooski 1-BR Heat/HW incl. DW, parking, W/D in building, full BA w/ tub/shower. Clean. NS/ pets. $845/mo. Info: Bill Wheater, 802-233-1150. Winooski 1-BR Apt. Owneroccupied apt. house. Quiet neighborhood. Bright, sunny LR & kitchen. Private back porch. Offstreet parking for 1 car. $800/ mo. incl. heat. Avail. July 1. Info: 802-399-2509. Winooski Charming 1-BR Avail. June 15. Off-street parking, HDWD, stained glass. Quiet neighborhood on bus line. $800/mo. incl. most util. NS/pets, please. Info: 802-238-6161. Winooski, 2-BR Avail. 7/1. Porch w/ beautiful views, yard, sunny, lg. kitchen, HDWD floors, clean. You pay gas heat & electric. No pets. Call J.P., 802-310-4611. Info: 802-310-4611, jpegagnon@ yahoo.com.

For Sale $155,000 - TWIN OAKS CONDO 2-BR, 1-BA upstairs condo in convenient S. Burlington location, carport + 1 space, community swimming pool, recreational vehicle parking, upgraded appliances & other features. Info: Roy Flournoy, 802-860-7220. 3BR Colonial FSBO $378,900 Floor plan (1980 sq.ft.) incl. 3 BR, 2.5 BA, wood fireplace, A/C, finished basement (400 sq.ft.) w/ home office. Recent upgrades. Great neighborhood, highly ranked schools. Info: 802-879-5312, ashleycouture@ yahoo.com, sites.google.com/ site/519southridgeroad. MOVE IN READY! Hinesburg 2-BR/2-BA, 1170 sq.ft. 5.91 acres. Gorgeous unobstructed Lake Champlain/Adirondack views, amazing sunsets. Quiet country neighborhood. Adjacent to over 1200 acres Vermont State land on VAST. Remodeled kitchen: bamboo floor, stainless steel appliances, DW, Harman Pellet stove, cable high-speed Internet, W/D hookup. 10x10 shed. 20 min. to UVM/Fletcher Allen; 25 to Burlington. Info: 802-482-2027, picasaweb.google.com/HinesburgVT/ inesburg?authkey=slb391vtutc#. Richmond Farmhouse 3-BR, 2 mi. from Williston Village. Many updates incl. new kitchen & BA, 13x18 storage shed, on. 55 acres, picket fence. $244,000.

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Shared house, cheap rent Seeking positive, respectful, working housemate to join us in sustaining & maintaining lg., furnished, conveniently downtown home. $450/mo. incl. utils. + WiFi, cable, W/D, parking. Info: 802-378-4104, burlington.craigslist.org/roo/1169690964.html.

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$725 Incl. all, S. Burl. Looking for roommate to share lg. 2-BR townhouse w/ 2.5 BAs, garage, basement, sunroom, bonus room. NS/dogs/cats. Brenda, 802-3732002. 2 PRIVATE BR/OFFICE July 1. Consider any situation; single w/ need of office/studio, couple, 2 friends, small family/single parent. Great location, spacious house, W/D, yard w/ gardens, fenced. Info: 802-353-8245. 3-BR ranch Easyliving in a beautiful location. Avail. for mo.-tomo. rent June 15. 3-BR; 2 full BA; garage, deck, full basement, W/D, & a stream on the 6.7-acre lot. Approved pets welcome. $1400/ mo. not incl. utils. Furnished or unfurnished. Info: 802-244-8103. ALL AREAS - RENTMATES.COM Browse hundreds of online listings with photos & maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: http://www.Rentmates.com. (AAN CAN) Burlington Downtown location, 2 rooms in private home, yard, porch. NS/pets. M or F. $500/mo. incl. all utils. Avail. immed. Info: 802-860-6608. Burlington/Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg. furnished house. All utils. incl.! 2.5-BA, W/D, parking, on busline. No pets. Rent individually or w/ friends. Year lease or summer sublets avail. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612. Country home to share Housemate to share home on 30 acres in S. Starksboro. Avail. now. Rent $400/mo. + utils., dep. NS/pets. Community-minded person. Info: 802-453-5409, lescoe@madriver. com. Essex Jct, roommate wanted Couple looking for a quiet, responsible person to share a lg. 3-BR apt. Excellent location, near Essex outlet center & Rt. 289. Avail. July 1. Info: 802-999-3431. Incl. private BA $475/mo. incl. all util. except phone. Private BA w/ shower. Internet & cable incl. W/D, DW. Seeking male housemate 21-31, NS, no drugs/pets. Info: Andrew Viens, 802-655-4761, apviens83@yahoo.com. Jericho Village Homeshare Well-kept home w/ 3 spare rooms. Single mid-age male seeks housemate(s). All utils. incl. Power, heat, W/D, cable, wireless Internet, parking, big yard. $650/ mo. 802-899-2654. Jericho-near Essex line Looking for respectful, clean, relaxed female to share 3-BR townhouse. All utils. incl., WiFi, cable, W/D, DW, some storage space. I have 2 mellow cats. $550/mo. Info: Karen Riddell, 802-343-4412. Roommate Wanted Must be neat for 2-BR apt. $550/mo. incl. heat, HW, parking. Info: Kevin, 802373-1360. Share country apt. Spacious 3 BR in historic farmhouse w/ 1 other person. Sunny eat-in kitchen. Lg. property, gardening space, pool. Nontoxic household. Rent incl. heat, electric, HW. Info: 802-434-4445.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER List your property here! 30 words + photo. Contact Ashley 864-5684, fsbo@sevendaysvt.com BRADFORD TERRACE RICHMOND Only five beautiful and quiet wooded hillside lots remain for sale on this paved cul-de-sac town road. One acre and larger starting at $139,900. Driveway cuts, underground utilities and wastewater/septic in place. Only minutes to I-89. Bring your own builder or use one of our recommended professionals. For more information contact the Owner-Realtor at 802-434-4733 ext 1.

2-BR, 1.5-BA townhouse. Natural gas heat & water, basement, W/D hookups on first floor. Completely updated inside and out. First time buyers $8000 tax credit. $175,000. Call 802-865-2010.

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3/24/09FSBO-CEly-052709.indd 3-BR, 2.5 BA on private dead end 9:46:15 AM road, 2616 sq.ft. contemporary home, deck off sunroom incl. Spa-hot tub, full basement, attached garage, lots of room for entertaining! Direct lakefront, boat ramp, docks. $597,900. 802-372-4131.

5/22/09 1:07:15 PM One mile from I-89. Walking distance to shopping and dining. On the bus line. 75% owner occupied. New bedroom carpets and fresh paint throughout. Rinnai heater - low heating bills. $155,000. Info: 802-578-5607.

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Route 7, 150 Shelburne Road. Traffic count, 24,000 daily. 127 ft. of road frontage, 175 ft. deep. Home business variance already in place. Large, level concrete pads for vehicles or rebuild garage. Full 7 ft. poured dry concrete basement with Bilco door and staircase. Zoned for duplex, can be built up and out. Triple the square footage. $349,000. Info: 908-278-2827.

close to shopping, schools & recreation. 12 min. to downtown, 5 min. to Rte. 89. Unit is located at far end of complex w/ minimal traffic. Excellent condition w/ recent paint, carpeting & tile. Unit incl. 1.5-BA, ample closet space, fireplace living room, solarium kitchen, deck, one car garage. Indian Creek is a park like complex w/ mature vegetation, pool & tennis courts. See indiancreekcondos.org for more info. & photos. $224,900. 802-484-7213.

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2/16/09 FSBO-RPeterson-060309.indd 11:54:59 AM 1 This is an efficient 2-BR flat. New windows, gas heat & hot water. Enclosed rear porch overlooks back yard area. Walk List your property here! everywhere from this downtown location. 30 words + photo. Small association, off-street parking. VHFA elegible. Priced to sell at $99,900. Why rent Contact Ashley 864-5684, when you can own? Call 802-238-9803.

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MASSAGE FOR MEN BY JIM, RN Experienced RN offering Swedish, sports & therapeutic massage. In & out call appts. avail. Visit our website www.miraclesoftouch. com for detailed description of services. To schedule an appt. or inquire about fees or services contact Jim, jhart1159@comcast. net, 802-310-8291. ONLINE PHARMACY Buy Soma, Ultram, Fioricet, Prozac, Buspar $71.99/90, $107/180 quantities. Price includes prescription! Over 200 meds. $25 coupon meition offer: #71A31. (AAN CAN) Info: 888-661-4957, tripharmace.net. SAMADHI CUSHIONS & STORE Meditation cushions & benches handmade in Barnet, Vt., since 1976. Our store is open Mon.-Sat. Info: 800-331-7751, www.samadhicushions.com.

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ALTOGETHER INTERIORS We consign updated furnishings, sell new, do color, design & decor consultations. For all of your decorating needs call for an appt. or stop by 11 Maple Street, Essex Jct. Info: 802-288-1100.

WHOLE-BODY MASSAGE Therapeutic massage: good; sensual massage: amazing, why choose? >10 years experience in a style most find liberating and far more satisfying than most clinical massages. Info: 802-881-5054.

CEDAR COVE CONSTRUCTION John McCown, master carpenter. Design-build services. Remodeling, fine carpentry/cabinet work, doors, windows, kitchens, baths, steps, railings, etc. Excellent work & refs., 35+ years. 802-2330249.

WORLD CLASS MASSAGE 17 yrs. exp. Specializing in deep tissue, steam towels, hot packs. 1 hr./$65, 1.5 hrs./$90. Barre area. Info: Peter, 802-476-5408, pscompedge@aol.com.

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5/22/09 Cute, clean colonial in the country. 2-3 1:09:46 PM bedrooms, 1060 sq. ft. plus screened-in porch and shed on .59 acres. Open floor plan with hardwood flooring downstairs and brand new Berber carpeting on the second floor. Full basement, fenced-in back yard. Harmon Accentra pellet stove heats the entire house on 3.5 tons of pellets or use propane furnace as backup. $215,000. Info: 802-560-4267.

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CONTRACTOR HOME SERVICES Call for your handyman repairs, projects, siding, yardwork, rototilling, metal detecting, hauling needs. 15% discount for seniors. 25 yrs. experience, prompt & dependable, INSURED. Info: Badger Construction, 802-655-6869. DANNY’S TREE SERVICE & Logging. Free estimates. Pruning/removals, land clearing/reclaiming, selective thinning, timber stand improvement, private timber/firewood harvesting, affordable, lowimpact services. Call today. Info: Danny’s Tree Service & Logging, 802-598-5090. DRAINAGE SYSTEMS Exterior painting, lead remediation, roofing, site demolition, woodstove installations, hearths, chimneys, metal bestos pipe, firewood, tile floors/showers, etc. (ceramic, porcelain, mosaic, quarry), additions/ remodeling, drainage systems, concrete & stone foundations

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repaired or replaced, buildings jacked, concrete slabs/walls installed or removed, septic systems, land clearing, tree removal, sand blasting, dozer, backhoe, dump truck services. In-ground pool renovations & liner replacements, decks installed or replaced. 30 yrs. exp. Info: North Country Construction and Painting, Michael Lyons, 802-453-3457. HOUSE-SITTING SERVICES Mature, responsible male seeks long-term house-sitting position (minimum of 12 mos.). Very clean, responsible & dependable. Strong refs. provided. Please contact at spb48@myfairpoint.net. ODD JOBS YOU BETCHA Pressure washing/painting, Fascia & trim (install, replace, repair), windows/doors, roof repairs, gutters (clean, repair), fences & decks (new, repair) plus much more. Free estimates. 20+ yrs. exp. Info: 802-373-2444. POWERVT.COM Burlington’s 1st & original solar/sustainable green energy store selling & installing solar HW, home heat, solar backpacks & many more solar gadgets @ Burlington’s homegrown legend Battery Street Jeans, 7 Marble Ave., Burlington. Open 7 days a week. Be green, shop local. Info: ivanland@aol.com. PROTECT YOUR FAMILY Get a free GE alarm system w/ no installation fee & no equipment cost. Most homeowners will receive an insurance discount as well. Mention this ad &

get 2 free keychain remotes! Promotional code: A02087 - Call 800951-5129 (AAN CAN) STONE HORSE LANDSCAPES LLC Creative stonescapes, lawn mowing, walking paths, gardens, raised flower beds, compost beds, driveway maintenance, property maintenance, etc. Info: 802-2763626, 802-279-4202. YARD CARE Professional mowing, weed whacking, hauling, repairs. Over 10 years of experience. Professional & friendly service is priority #1. Info: Scott Harding, 802-399-5399.

Pet HORSE BOARDING Ferrisburgh, $300/mo. 1 mi. off Rt. 7. New 5 stall barn. Incl. heated water, stall turnout to pasture, feed, hay & nice outdoor arena. Info: Michelle, 802-877-9933. NATE’S PET SITTING Experienced, insured dog walking & pet sitting services for pets of all types in & around Burlington. Dozens upon dozens of great local references. Info: Nate’s Pet Sitting, LLC, Nate Church, 802-999-2267, nate@ natespetsitting.com, www.natespetsitting.com.

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PAWS & PAD HOUSE SITTING Petsitters specializing in longterm stays & unbeatable rates stay in your home & care for your pets while you roam. Call/ email now for reservation! Info: pawsandpad@yahoo.com, 802735-7339, www.pawsandpad.synthasite.com. PET SITTING/DOG WALKING Affordable, reliable, experienced, insured & loving pet sitting in the comfort of your own safe & cozy home. When you can’t be there to care for your pets, call us to help! Also avail.: morning, midday & afternoon dog-walking service. 864-2PET. Info: Green Mountain Pet Professionals, 802-864-2738, www.greenmountainpetprofessionals.com.

DRIVERS W/ LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows w/ exotic dancers. Info: 802-658-1464. ELTON JOHN/BILLY JOEL TIXS I have 2 Elton John/Billy Joel tickets for June 3 in Montreal. Great seats, Red Level Section 123. Asking $550. Call 862-2265. Don’t miss it! SOLID GOLD, DANCERS Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, Mardi Gras parties or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. New talent welcome. Info: 802-658-1464.

Free Stuff 20-GALLON FISH TANK W/ mesh cover so cats can’t get your fish or hamster. Good condition. Info: Linnie Miller , 802-658-0442. FREE BLACK FEMALE KITTEN Need to find a good home ASAP, lv. msg. & I’ll call back as soon as I can. Info: 802-999-5112.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts GE UPRIGHT FREEZER full size, exterior could use paint, but interior runs perfect, $75 takes it away. Delivery possible if needed. Call Burlington, 802-324-3113. Info: dsmvt1@yahoo.com. TORO MOWER - 36 Proline, 36” deck stand behind mower (model #30194). Kohler Command Pro 13 engine. Good condition. $800/ OBO. Info: 802-989-4906.

Clothing/ Jewelry CITRINE, CORAL & DRESSES Beautiful sparkling 28kt rectangular yellow citrine gemstone, asking $100. 18kt heavy yellow gold ring, size 8, $300. Edwardian fulllength skirt, black w/ blue flowers, museum quality, $120. Full red coral necklace, $60. + many vintage dresses (small, 4-8), $1575. Moving! Kate, 207-239-9126. OHAVI ZEDEK THRIFT SHOP Now open behind the synagogue (in barn) at 188 N. Prospect St. Anything & everything you wish to find. House goods, jewelry, shoes, baby goods, vintage clothes! Accepting quality donations throughout season. Sun.-Fri., 10:30 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. Stop by, there are treasures w/in. Info: Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, 207-2399126.

FREE JUNK CAR REMOVAL Looking for junk cars to be cut for local fire dept. training. Incl. Chittenden, Franklin, Lamoille counties. No hassle, fully insured. Info: ResQ Towing, 802-324-2562. IS YOUR HOUSE HAUNTED? Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.” Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. Info: Matthew Borden, 802881-1171, bigbigdeal3@aol.com. VEGETABLE OIL Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.

Furniture FREE SLEEPER SOFA Solid construction, ugly upholstery, modern (brown) slipcover. Very comfy, good for making out. Free! Free! Free! You just have to haul it away! Info: 802-310-2385. MATTRESS CLEARANCE We are running a massive mattress warehouse clearance. Brand new, brand name, 30 sets on display, 250 sets in stock, twin mattress & box sets from $89, full sets from $125, queen sets from $145, king sets from $175. Info: 802-8467622. MATTRESS SET - NEW Mattress set, never used, still in plastic, incl. warranty. Sell $125. Memory foam $325. 802-893-7296. QUEEN BED FRAME & MATTRESS From Ikea for $350. Only 2 y.o., great condition. Info: 774-2700458.

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GET A NEW COMPUTER Brandname laptops & desktops. Bad or no credit - no problem. Smallest weekly payments available. It’s yours now. (AAN CAN) Info: 800803-8819.

AMAZING YARD SALE 6/6, 6/7 39 N. Willard St. (1 block north of Pearl St.). Great kitchen items, lightly used ski/snowboard equipment, uber-hip clothing, much more!

GET A NEW COMPUTER! Brand name laptops & desktops, bad or no credit - no problem. Smallest weekly payments avail. Call now. (AAN CAN) Info: 800-816-2232.

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FUN SALE! CATALYST THEATRE Eclectic tag-sale fundraiser. Books & scripts, movies (lotsa Disney!), music (LPs, etc.), sheet music, arts & crafts, puppets. June 6 & 7, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. 60 Lake @ College (near ECHO & Skinny Pancake), Burlington. Info: Catalyst Theatre Co., Ronni Lopez, 802-355-4015, catalyst@ gmavt.net.

DIANA KRALL JUNE 7? I need a ticket to Burlington Jazz Fest’s Diana Krall concert this Sunday. Please email me if you have 1 for sale. Thanks. Info: kingstonbabe@hotmail.com.

MAKE AN OFFER YARD SALE Family yard sale, Sat. May 30, 9-3. Rain or shine. 149 Prospect Park. Wide range of items. Kitchen, housewares, toys, furniture, books, office equipment, bed & table linens. Make an offer.

Kid Stuff BABY JOGGER 20” alloy wheels. This is the “bigger wheel” model for performance. Comes w/ a hand brake. Collapses fl at for easy transport. $120. 899-6742. GRAND REOPENING Come join us for the biggest sale of the Spring! June 6-7, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. 35 Zephyr Rd., Williston. Info: Rainbow Play Systems, 802-878-6077.

Pets ADOPT OR FOSTER NNEDR Visit the website to find out how to foster or adopt dogs & puppies from high-kill shelters! Info: Northern New England Dog Rescue, adopt@ nnedr.org, www.nnedr.org. DONATE DOG SUPPLIES NNEDR Donate dog supplies to NNEDR at 668 Pine St., Burlington. We appreciate crates, beds/blankets, new chew toys & bones, collars/ leashes, dog food/treats. Info: Northern New Engand Dog Rescue/Play Dog Play, adopt@nnedr. org, nnedr.org OR playdogvt.com. GUINEA PIG CAGE 2-story home, solid-surface balcony, 29”L X 18”W X 15”H. Great condition, used for 1 mo. Info: Linnie Miller , 802-658-0442. HAY ORDERS I’m taking orders for this year’s hay. Please call soon, $4 per bale; you pick up. In Westford off of Rt. 128. Info: Jeane Williams, 802-229-1038, www. granitegardens.com. OLDE ENG BULLDOGGE PUPPIES Reg. CKC, males, females, beautiful, (blue/gray, red fawn, brindle), bully, family raised/ socialized, parents on premises, vet checked healthy, shots, dewormed, ready to leave, $1600+. Info: 518-597-3090, www.coldspringskennel.com.

Want to Buy ANTIQUES Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966. CASH FOR RECORDS & STEREOS LPs, 45 RPMs, stereos, concert posters, music memorabilia, instruments. Convenient drop-offs in Montpelier (State St.) & Burlington (corner of Church & Bank). Buy/Sell/Trade. Info: Burlington Records & Riverwalk Records, 1x4-7road 1:02 802-223-3334, 5/26/05 saiddone@hotmail.com, www.BurlingtonRecords.com. UNIVERSITY MALL PHOTOS Seeking early photos, slides or negatives of any interior or exterior University Mall stores. Photos of events or storefronts: Almy’s, Zayre, Martin’s, Hilson, Wendy’s, etc. Info: 802-863-1066-11.

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DRUM SET FOR SALE New 6-piece Gretch Catalina complete. Sabian high hat, stands & all. Set is mint, played 3 times in studio. Never seen stage/trade. Info: skyhorse205@yahoo.com. GUITAR & AMP Fender Highway 1 Honey Blonde Telecaster. American made, incl. gig bag & Marshall MG15CD Amp. Very good condition. Asking $750. Info: 802-3559412.

Honor his/her life with a public memorial. Unabridged pet memorials online at 7dspot.com [click on pet memorials]. Contact Ashley 864-5684, ashley@sevendaysvt.com for more info. BASS GUITAR LESSONS For all levels/styles. Learn technique, theory, songs, ear training, slap-bass. Years of teaching/playing experience. “...one of the most highly sought-after session & touring bass guitarists in the country...” -Northeast Performer Magazine. Info: Bass Lessons with Aram, Aram Bedrosian, 802-598-8861, info@arambedrosian.com, www. arambedrosian.com.

KILLER GUITARS/AMPS TO GO Classic Collection in terrific condition. ‘44 Gibson J-45 $3450, ‘49 Harmony Archtop $375, ‘56 Gibson Les Paul Special $2750, ‘62 Kay 6100 $350, ‘65 Gibson ES335 Sunburst $4650, ‘68 Martin D12-20 $1450, ‘70 Univox $195, DRUM LESSONS Have fun while ‘78 Alvarez Yairi DY-74 $375, & ‘60 achieving your goals as a drumFender Concert Brownface Amp mer! Experienced, professional & 060309-PM-Ben.indd 1 $1350. Everything priced for im- active drummer seeks students mediate sale. You won’t be disof all ages, styles & abilities for appointed. Info: Kevin Wunrow, private instruction. Study at your 802-917-1957, notes@totallypconvenience in my Burlington lucked.com. studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curricuLINE 6 STUDIO 110 BASS AMP lum, flexible scheduling & the 75-watt Low Down. Awesome condition, functioning like new best rates around. Info: steve@ stevehadeka.com. & packs quite the punch. Asking $200. Info: 802-872-9091. FUN PIANO LESSONS ALL AGES Learn from a patient, experienced LUDWIG ACROLITE SNARE DRUM teacher. Working musician w/ a 14” x 4.5” in the galaxy sparkle diverse performance background. finish w/ hard case & singleJazz, blues, folk, rock, reggae, braced Ludwig stand. Great conLatin, kids’ music, more. Info: dition. Asking $100/OBO. Info: Andric Severance, 803-310-6042, 802-872-9091. andricseverance@hotmail.com, SHURE SM57 DYNAMIC MICS Sellwww.andricseverance.com. ing 2 instrument microphones, in GUITAR INSTRUCTION Berklee mint condition & have seen very little use. Includes mic pouch/ grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, clip. Asking $75 ea. Info: 802music theory & ear training. In872-9091. PM Page 1 dividualized, step-by-step apVINTAGE LUDWIG SNARE DRUM proach. All ages/styles/levels. 14” x 4.5” w/ the olive/blue Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick badge. The drum comes w/ a LudBelford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ wig hard case. Great condition. myfairpoint.net, www.rickbelAsking $115/OBO. Info: 802-872ford.com. 9091. GUITAR SCHOOL OF VERMONT “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition. Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. ANDY’S MOUNTAIN MUSIC Af802-655-5800, www.guitarfordable, accessible instruction in schoolofvermont.com. guitar, mandolin, banjo & more. HARMONICA LESSONS, ANYONE? Patient, supportive teacher. All Searching for a harmonica inages, skill levels & interests welstructor in Chittenden County. If come. References, results, conanyone knows of someone, please venient scheduling 7 days/week! send me their info! Info: 802-876Info: Andy Greene, 802-658-2462, 7877. guitboy75@hotmail.com, www. MUSIC LESSONS Piano, guitar, andysmountainmusic.com. voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 25 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in S. Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@ gmail.com.

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Openings/ Shows CHRISTA MANS PAINTINGS Christa Mans, Oil & acrylic paintings inspired by little slices of life in Vermont. The Skinny Pancake in Montpelier. Info, 262-CAKE. Info: Skinny Pancake, www.christamans.blogspot.com.

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acting CLE Improvisational Workshop: Jun. 10. Cost: $135/3-hour workshop. Location: Windjammer Hotel, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington. Info: www.VermontComedy.com, Jason P. Lorber, 802-8639429, info@jasonplorber.com, www.jasonplorber.com/improv. For the third year, the Vermont Bar Association teams up with comedian/actor Jason P. Lorber to produce improvisational workshops. Attorneys get 3 C.L.E. credits, strengthen presentation skills and unlock creativity in a fun, supportive environment. Lorber, a Stanford MBA, excels at transferring the benefits of improvisation even to argumentative lawyers.

art 4TH ANNUAL IRON POUR WORKSHOP: Jul. 3-12. Cost: $160/workshop + materials fee. Location: Pine Street Studios, Burlington. Info: John, 802-363-6094, marius100271@hotmail.com, pinestreetironpour.com. Workshop participants will learn fundamental skills for pouring cast iron from creating a sand mold to the pour itself. Everyone will go home with a creation of their own. All tools and materials will be provided; however participants should bring leather gloves, safety glasses, a respirator, appropriate clothing and wear close-toed shoes. Instructed by Elijah Sproles. ART, DRAWING AND PAINTING 1: Jun. 24 - Aug. 4, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m., Weekly on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Cost: $200/all materials provided. Location: Burlington High School, Burlington. Info: 802-864-8436. This 60-hour summer course awards any high school student one diploma credit. Fundamental drawing skills and color theory will be em-

Drop In: Life Drawing ages 16+: Jun. 15 - Jul. 27, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $8/per session. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. This drop-in class is open to all levels and facilitated by a BCA staff member and professional model. Please bring your own drawing materials and paper. No registration necessary. *Purchase a Life Drawing class card for $40 and get the 6th visit for free! Painting: Plein Air Painting: Jul. 6 - Aug. 10, 4-7 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $185/$166.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center & outdoor locations TBD, Burlington. Come draw in the great outdoors! Students will draw and sketch on Church Street, the Waterfront and other fun locations. Students will be encouraged to explore some new drawing perspectives while working with a variety of drawing materials including colored pencils, pastels and more! Limit: 10. Photography Critique: Jun. 2, 6-8 p.m. Free and open to the public. Location: Firehouse Center’s Community Darkroom, Burlington. Come receive feedback on your images, talk about the art and craftsmanship behind a fine art photograph, and see the work of other artists in a supportive, discussion based critique session. Bring 1-4 printed, unframed examples of your work. Participants with all levels of experience are welcome and encouraged to attend. Summer Camp: Itsy Bitsy Sculpture: Session 1: June 29 - July 3, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $165/$148.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Using a variety of materials such as recycled objects, fibers, foil, air-dry clay, and paint, campers will create a variety of dynamic 3-D sculptures. Learn about famous sculptors and be encouraged to incorporate your favorite subject matter: monsters, itsy bitsy creepy crawly things, creatures, and more! Ages 6-8.

Summer Camp: Puppets, Parades & Pageantry: Jul. 6-10, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Cost: $350/BCA/ Flynn partner rate (see special perks below)! Scholarships avail. Location: Burlington City Arts, Flynn Center. Spend the morning at BCA exploring the art of pageantry, then travel to the Flynn Center to animate your creations and yourselves through puppetry and theater. Then become part of the largest parade in Vermont history on July 11th in Burlington! Campers will receive a FAMILY PASS for 4 to the Waterfront Festival. Musician Dan Zanes will make a special appearance during camp! Register with the Flynn by calling 802-652-4548. Summer Camp: Clay, Past thru Present: Jul. 6-10, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Cost: $165/$148.50 BCA members. Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, Burlington. Create and fire clay projects as they would have been in early Vermont history, including coil-building and pit firings with a focus on functional ware and decorative pieces. Through the week we will move towards the modern ceramic techniques of today, such as wheel throwing and contemporary slip designs. Ages 6-8.

Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com. Teacher bios are also available online.

camps Young Women in the Woods: July 20 through July 24, 2009; 8:30am-4:30pm; overnight July 22 & 23. Cost: $380/includes 2 overnighters; scholarships available. Location: North Branch Nature Center, 713 Elm Street, Montpelier. Info: North Branch Nature Center, Sandal Cate, 802-2296206, info@northbranchnaturecenter.org, www.NorthBranchNatureCenter.org. Exciting camp for girls entering grades 7 through 9. Interested in exploring the outdoors, studying nature and being with other girls who share your interests? Girls will visit women at work in areas such as biology and natural resources, combined with leadership and naturalist training, hiking and camping. Scholarships available!

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cooking Cooking Classes - The Store: 5:00 pm - 7:30 pm. Cost: $75/2.5hour class. Location: The Store, 5275 Main Street, Route 100, Waitsfield. Info: The Store Inc., 802-496-4465, www.kitchenatthestore.com. Chef/owner of The Green Cup Cafe and Bakery in Waitsfield, Jason Gulisano brings us his Vermont/Italian way of cooking showing us his homemade pastas and sauces made from fresh, local and organic ingredients. The Green Cup is one of NY Times food writer Mark Bittman’s favorite Vermont restaurants (demo).

Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

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In-Home Cooking Instruction: Adapts to your schedule. Cost: $125/+ cost of food, 2-3/ hour class, one or two students. Location: Your home, Burlington Area. Info: Paul Link, 618-3344850. In-home cooking instruction with a culinary professional. Many different formats and menus available. One-on-one instruction, parties, cooking for kids. Lessons geared toward producing a complete meal from start to finish with hands-on skills training and theory included.

Yestermorrow Design/Build Sch.: Cost: $300/2-day class; 15% discount for Vermont residents!. Location: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 189 VT Rte. 100, Warren. Info: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 802-4965545, shannon@yestermorrow. org, www.yestermorrow.org. JOINERY: June 5-7, use hand & power tools to cut mortises, tenons, dovetails, miters, etc.

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Burlington Taiko Classes: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $47/6 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $53/6 weeks. Session begins 10/28. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $48/6 weeks, beginning 10/27. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

Argentine Tango Weekly Classes: Jun. 3-24, 7:15-8:15 p.m., weekly on Wednesdays. Cost: $13/class or $46 for 4 classes. Location: North End Studio, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Suite 116B, Burlington. Info: A Queen City Tango Event, Elizabeth Seyler, 802-8622833, www.queencitytango.org. Learn the dance of passion, improvisation and love. If you can walk, you can tango. Instructor Elizabeth Seyler holds a PhD in dance and welcomes all ages and abilities in her playful, engaging classes. No partner necessary. Wear shoes with hard soles that pivot easily on a wooden floor. Ballroom Dance Classes: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance!

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fitness SHARKBITE: Join If You Dare!: Cost: $180/5 weeks, 10 classes, Mon & Thurs 5:15 to 6:15 p.m. Location: SharkBite Fitness Boot Camps, 16B Morse Dr., Essex Junction. Info: SharkBite LLP, Scott Bevins, 802-233-3391, info@ sharkbitevt.com, www.sharkbitevt.com. SharkBite’s first outdoor boot camp of the year starts June 1! Join Vermont’s most innovative and challenging fitness boot camp

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HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

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herbs Wisdom of the Herbs School: Wild Edible Intensive 2009: Enhancing Local Food Security. Taught by Annie McCleary and George Lisi. Sundays from 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Summer Term: August 9, September 20 and October 4, 2009. Tuition $300. $50 nonrefundable deposit each term. VSAC non-degree grants available. Primitive Skills: Shelter Water Fire Food (new program!) Taught by Nicholas Neddo of Roots School. Sept. 5-6 and 1920, 2009. Tuition $400. Nonrefundable deposit $50.. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@ w isdomof theherbsschool.com, www.WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool. com. Unique experiential programs embracing the wild plants, holistic health, and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with Nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.

jewelry bezels and stone setting: Jun. 20-21, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $260/weekend class. Location: Jane Frank, 2 Howard St., A1, Burlington. Info: jane frank jewellerydesign, Jane Frank, 802-9993242, www.janefrank.de. Work with a German trained goldsmith and learn how to make bezels in all kinds of shapes. Also we will work on setting stones, i.e., step bezels, flush setting or prawn setting. Sat., 6/20 & Sun. 6/21, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Call for more information. jewelery classes: Jun. 1-22, 6-8 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $135/mo. Location: Jane Frank Jewellery, pine st./howard st., Burlington. Info: Jane Frank, 802-999-3242, info@janefrank. de, www.janefrank.de. Learn how to make your own jewelery with a German trained goldsmith in a fully equipped studio in Burlington. Learn all basic techniques but also be able to specialize for certain projects you choose. Also ask for intense weekend classes: Sat./ Sun., 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., $260. Capacity: 5 students. Mondays: noon2 p.m. & 6-8 p.m.

language Spanish Classes: Cost: $155/10 1-hour classes. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-659-4181, spanishparavos@gmail.com, www.spanishwaterburycenter.com. SPANISH IN WATERBURY CENTER: 4 new Spanish class offerings. June 2, 4, 9 & 11 at 5:30-7:30 p.m., Rapid Spanish for Travelers. Beginning week of June 15 for 10 weeks: Evening classes, Sunrise Spanish, Spanish for Seniors. Course fee $155.

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martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, July 7 at 5:30 p.m. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th Dan - Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido teacher. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free. Vermont Aikido: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-862-9785, vermontaikido.org. Practice the graceful martial art of Aikido in a safe, supportive environment. Aikido training teaches body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself. Visitors are always welcome in the dojo! Class hours are at our homepage.

massage Asian Bodywork Therapy Program: Cost: $5,000/500-hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-2888160, scott@elementsofhealing. net, www.elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught. Asian Bodywork Therapy Program: Cost: $5,000/500hr. bodywork program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-578-2951, scott@ elementsofhealing.net, www.elementsofhealing.net. Open house: Saturday, June 27, 11 a.m. - noon. This program includes 2 forms of massage effective in treating a wide range of physical, emotional & energetic imbalances. Includes 165 hours of Anatomy, Physiology & Kinesiology. We are a NCBTMB assigned school. VSAC grants available for those who qualify. Introduction to Massage School: Jun. 13, 9-12:30 a.m. Cost: $25/applied toward enrollment. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts-School of Massage, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, 802658-7715-1, touchvt@gmail. com, touchstonehealingarts.com. Before committing to a 690-hour 9-month training in relaxation and clinical massage therapy, come to this fun and informative workshop. Experience a typical day and appreciate the importance of creating a ‘safe container.’ Participants will have the opportunity to get

their hands oily. Fall class begins 9/16/09.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Loving kindness Meditation: May. 20 - Jun. 24, 7-8 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $75/six 1-hour classes. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Road, Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, www.vermontzen. org. Mettabhavana is a Buddhist meditation leading to the development of unconditional lovingkindness & friendliness. Metta helps us rid ourselves of internal & external conflicts; overcome lacerating guilt; be open to loving acceptance of ourselves & others. Wed. 7-8 p.m., May 20 through June 24. Includes lectures, meditation instruction, practice periods & discussion. Mindfulness Workshops: May 30, June 13, June 27, & July 11. Cost: $75/all-day workshop. Location: Exquisite Mind Studio, 127 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Exquisite Mind, Arnie Kozak, 802-660-8043, www.exquisitemind.com. Mindfulness meditation workshops based on Dr. Kozak’s book, “Wild Chickens and Petty Tyrants: 108 Metaphors for Mindfulness” (Wisdom Publications). Four different workshops offered every other Saturday starting May 30: Metaphors for Mind, Self, “Ordinary Craziness,” and Acceptance. Visit 108metaphors.com for more information. Change your life through learning and practicing mindfulness.

pilates ALL Wellness, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, Physical Therapy, Yoga and Health Counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 - just call to sign up. Core Studio Pilates: Get motivated in one of our Mat, Bed or unique Spinning Hybrid classes, offered seven days a week. Special classes include a Pre/Postnatal Pilates class, Pilates for Runners and Pilates Boot Camp. We also offer Happy Hour Pilates for ALL! $5 Mat and $15 Bed classes to make Pilates affordable for everyone! Private sessions and personal training also available. Please visit our website to sign

up for classes, view a complete schedule and to check out our current specials and flexible pricing options, including student rates for Pilates mat classes. Location: Core Studio Pilates and Personal Training, 431 Pine St. Suite 101 (Maltex Building), Burlington. Info: Core Studio, 802-862-8686, kathy @ corestudioburlington. com, www.corestudioburlington. com. Stretch, strengthen and build stamina in your deepest core muscles. Classes are led by lively, experienced instructors and will benefit athletes of all levels in a fun and instructive setting. Your first mat class is always free! Reference this ad and receive your 2nd class free, with the purchase of any package!

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Beginning Jewelry: Jul. 7-28, 6-8:30 p.m., weekly on Tuesdays. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-9853648, www.shelburneartcenter. org. Focus on the acquisition of jewelry skills and techniques while learning the art of fine craftsmanship. Each student will complete a series of practice pieces before designing and creating a wearable, finished piece of jewelry. Members $110, non-members $120, materials $23. See all metals classes online www.shelburneartcenter.org.

living a whole life, an “integrated” life. Retreats begin at 3 p.m. the first day and end at 11 a.m. Retreat director: Anthe Athas of Demeter Resolutions, Burlington.

yoga COPPER CRANE YOGA: Yoga in the summer. Cost: $14/drop in, $60/5-class card, $110/10-class card, $200/20-class card. Location: Copper Crane Yoga, 179 Main St., Vergennes. Info: 802877-3663, coppercraneyoga.com. Individual, group and custom yoga classes. Copper Crane provides wise and compassionate teaching to strengthen the body, uplift the heart and calm the mind. Be yourself here. Copper Crane is directed by Carolyn Conner, RYT, Advanced Certified Thai Yoga Bodywork practitioner. Thai Yoga Bodywork and Zero Balancing sessions by appointment.

Natural Bodies Pilates: Join classes and schedule private appointments for specialized programs with Lucille Dyer CMA. Free group introductions, and special rates on private introductions by appointment. Location: Natural EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga Untitled-30 1 5/11/09 2:26:39 PM Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. classes for all levels, convenient(Rte. 127, 5 minutes from Burlly located in Burlington. Cost: ington’s waterfront), Colchester. $14/10-class cards and unlimited Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, memberships available for dislucille @natural bodiespilates. counted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale Now you can develop an articulate, $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Stand Up Paddleboarding: strong and flexible body in a profes- Morning, after-work and custom Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, sionally equipped studio. Intermedi- classes midweek; events and www.evolutionvt.com. Our staff of ate Studio Class students: Practice a all certified teachers are skilled with custom classes weekends. Locamix of Reformer, Tower, Jump Board, tion: Lake Champlain - Burlington beginners as well as students wantBartenieff Fundamentals, and full based, will visit other waterways, ing to refine their practice. Vinyasa, barre in a 90-minute class. Experi- Burlington. Info: Stormboarding, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar ence movement that is enjoyable Rachael Miller, 802-578-6120, raand babies/kids classes available. and effective, all within a relaxed chael@stormboarding.com, www. Prepare for birth and strengthen and supportive atmosphere. post-partum with pre/post-natal stormboarding.com. Get fit, enjoy

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reiki Animal Reiki I-6/7, 6/18-19: Jun. 7, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., This is a summary of the repeat configuration. Cost: $150/8-hour class. Location: Pinecliff Alpaca Farm, West Rutland. Info: HeartSong Reiki, Kelly McDermott-Burns, 802-746-8834, kelly@heartsongreiki.com, www.heartsongreiki. com. June 7, Pinecliff Alpaca Farm, West Rutland; June 18 and 19, 1-5, Randolph Center. Student will gain basic knowledge and certification for self-care and animal care. Covers history, principles, protocol and ethics. Plenty of animal practice. Includes manual and certificate. A portion of the fee will be donated for animals.

shelburne art center Fine Woodworking - Beginning: Jul. 6 - Aug. 24, 6:30-9:30 p.m., Weekly on Mondays. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, w w w.shel bur near tcent er.org. Learn the basics of furniture making while creating a coffee table. This class will prepare you for more advanced efforts while providing a sound footing in wood properties, furniture design, and proper use of machine/hand tools. Members $240, nonmembers $270, materials $80. Complete listing of woodworking classes/workshops online, www. shelburneartcenter.org. Stained Glass: Lead Came: Jun. 6, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www. shelburneartcenter.org. Introductory stained glass workshop for beginners to learn the lead-came method of constructing stained glass. Learn to select glass colors, cut glass, assemble with lead came, solder, cement and finish a panel. Take home a completed lead-came panel. Members $115, nonmembers $130, materials $20. More glass and metal classes online.

the lake, meet great people in a new sport. Stand on a big, floaty surfboard; paddle with a one-bladed paddle. Excellent full-body workout. Morning and after-work classes, custom group outings, events and demos 7 days/week. Burlington-based but will move around Vermont.

tai chi Outdoor Tai Chi/Montpelier: Cost: $36/$36/4 weeks, $64/8 weeks. Location: Pavilion Building Porch, State St., Montpelier. Info: High Mountain Flowing Water Tai Chi Association, Ellie Hayes, 802-456-1983. Hwa Yu Style Tai Chi summer semester runs Mon. June 8 thru Mon July 27. Sign up for 4 consecutive weeks, $9/ class, or 8 weeks, $8/class. Beginners meet 5-5:45 pm; continuing students 5-6:30 pm. Learn this ancient and unique art in an atmosphere of camraderie, fresh air, relaxation, enhanced awareness. Snake Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE , 100 Church Street, Burlington. Info: 802864-7902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

women Living Your Whole Life: Two women’s retreats. June 12-14, Friday 3 p.m. - Sunday 11 a.m. OR June 15-17, Mon. 3 p.m. - Wednesday 11 a.m. Cost: $320/single, $270 per person for double occupancy. Location: Bishop Booth Conference Center, Burlington. Info: 802-864-0624, www.DemeterResolutions.com. Whether you are looking for a new path in life or just the next step, this workshop is for you. Through a series of guided activities and personal exploration time, women can find their authentic self and the path to

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The Studio at The Field House: Daily yoga & Pilates classes for all levels. Drop-ins welcome; no membership required. Cost: $15/drop-in, $60/month (6 classes). Unlimited yoga, $70 (incl. club membership). Location: 166 Athletic Drive, Shelburne. Info: 802-985-4406, www. shelburneathleticclub.com. Vinyasa, Iyengar, Anusara, Yin, Ashtanga & Kripalu classes as well as reformer, mat & senior Pilates. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels, two locations. Cost: $14/ drop-in, $115/10 class card, $130/ month pass. Location: Chace Mill on Winooski River, downtown at 113 Church St. (top floor of the Leunig’s building), Burlington. Info: 802-660-9718, www.yogavermont. com. Six-week Skiier and Rider class, six-week Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, Yoga Instructor Training Course and more listed on website. Gift certificates available. For the latest, check out our blog: http://yogavermont.typepad.com.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before June 16, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by June 16, 2009. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 19th day of May 2009. By/s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On May 18, 2009, Vermont State Colleges and RCP Realty, LLC, filed application #4C1065-12A for a project generally described as:

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On May 15, 2009, MJT One LLC and PayData Trust LLC, filed application #4C0757-8A for a project generally described as: the demolition of 1,100 sf garage and restoration to grass, construction of sidewalk and handicap ramp and construction of 4,400 sf building addition to the existing 12,300 sf. building with no increase in vehicle trip generation. The project is located on Rathe Road in the Town of Colchester, Vermont.

the construction of a 17-vehicle surface parking lot on east side of Community College and a bus pull off on west side of building on Abenaki Way. The project is located on East Allen Street in the City of Winooski, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Winooski Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

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« legals No hearing will be held unless, on or before June 16, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by June 16, 2009. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 20th day of May 2009. By/s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us Agency of Natural Resources Department of Environmental Conservation NOTICE OF CONDITIONAL USE DETERMINATION 2009-018 A request for a Conditional Use Determination, required pursuant to the provisions of Section 8 of the Vermont Wetland Rules has been received from Navigator Environmental Services, applicant for landowners David and Pamela Dewey of Essex Junction, VT. Approval is being requested for the replacement of a failed wastewater disposal system at an existing 3 bedroom residence. The proposed project will impact 6,193 square feet of wetland and 1,962 square feet of buffer zone. The wetland is located near Chapin Road in Essex Junction, VT. This wetland has been designated as a significant (Class Two) wetland by the Vermont Water Resources Board.

Copies of the application are available for review at the Vermont Wetlands Office in Essex, the Town Clerk’s Office in Essex Junction/Essex and the Regional Planning Commission office in Winooski. Conditional Use Determinations may only be approved if it is shown that the proposed conditional use will not have an undue adverse impact on the functions and values of any significant wetlands or their adjacent buffer zones. Any person may file comments in writing on this application through June 19, 2009 with: Julie Foley District Wetlands Ecologist Water Quality Division Department of Environmental Conservation 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 Julie Foley District Wetlands Ecologist Agency of Natural Resources Department of Environmental Conservation NOTICE OF CONDITIONAL USE DETERMINATION 2009-071 A request for a Conditional Use Determination, required pursuant to the provisions of Section 8 of the Vermont Wetland Rules has been received from landowner Raphael Beauduy of Essex Junction, VT. Approval is being requested for the construction of a replacement area for a failed septic system. The proposed project will impact 0 square feet of wetland and 1,600 square feet of buffer zone. The wetland is located on Pinecrest Road in Essex Junction. This wetland has been designated as a significant (Class Two) wetland by the Vermont Water Resources Board. Copies of the application are available for review at the Vermont Wetlands Office in Essex Junction, the Town Clerk’s Office in Essex and the Regional Planning Commission office in Winooski. Conditional Use Determinations may only be approved if it is shown that the proposed conditional use will not have an undue adverse impact on the functions and values of any significant wetlands or their adjacent buffer zones. Any person may file comments in writing on this application through June 19, 2009 with: Julie Foley District Wetlands Ecologist Water Quality Division Department of Environmental Conservation 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 Julie Foley District Wetlands Ecologist CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Chapter 20, Motor Vehicles and Traffic, of the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 20-61. Extended parking prohibited.

[For the period beginning December 1st and ending May 1st of the following year no] No person shall leave a vehicle in the same place within the limits of a street for a period longer than three (3) days. This period starts when the Police Department observes a vehicle in a space. From that time the vehicle must be moved within three (3) days. For the purposes of this section the term moved is defined as relocating a vehicle at least twenty-five (25) feet from its original location for a time period of thirty-six (36) hours. [For the period beginning May 2nd and ending November 30th no person shall leave a vehicle in the same place within the limits of a street for a period longer than five (5) days.]

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance PROPOSED ZA-09-18 Downtown Use

Adopted this 13th day of May 2009 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners:

(1) The purpose of the proposed amendments is to revise the City’s zoning regulations to: a) Remove requirements that restrict the percentage of residential use in the Downtown (D) and Downtown Waterfront (DW) districts. (Sec. 4.4.1 (d) 1. B.); b) Modify requirements that restrict residential use from the entire ground floor of a building to only the street-level frontage in the Downtown districts. (Sec. 4.4.1 (d) 1. A. and Sec. 4.4.2 (d) 1.) (2) The proposed amendments affect the Downtown (D) and Downtown Waterfront (DW), zoning districts within the City of Burlington.

Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director – Technical Services Adopted 5/13/2009; Published 6/3/2009; Effective 6/24/2009. Material in [brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Chapter 20, Motor Vehicles and Traffic, of the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 20-89. Extended time. It shall be unlawful for any person to deposit, or cause to be deposited, in a parking meter any coin for the purpose of extending parking time beyond the maximum period specified on the meter at which time the vehicle must be moved from the metered space for a period of at least four (4) hours. Adopted this 13th day of May 2009 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director – Technical Services Adopted 5/13/2009; Published 6/3/2009; Effective 6/24/2009. Material in [brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Chapter 20, Motor Vehicles and Traffic, of the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 20-105. Extended time. It shall be unlawful for any person to deposit, or cause to be deposited, in a parking meter any coin for the purpose of extending parking time beyond the maximum period specified on the meter at which time the vehicle must be moved from the metered space for a period of at least four (4) hours. Adopted this 13th day of May 2009 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director – Technical Services Adopted 5/13/2009; Published 6/3/2009; Effective 6/24/2009. Material in [brackets] delete. Material underlined add.

Pursuant to 24 V.S.A. §4441 and §4444, notice is hereby given of a public hearing by the Burlington Planning Commission to hear comments on the following proposed amendments to the City of Burlington’s Comprehensive Development Ordinance. The public hearing will take place on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 beginning at 7:00pm in Conference room #12, 1st floor, Burlington City Hall, 149 Church Street in Burlington, VT. Pursuant to the requirements of 24 V.S.A. § 4444(b):

(3) The proposed amendments affect the following sections of the Comprehensive Development Ordinance: See references in #1 above. The full text of the Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance and the proposed amendments are available for review at the Department of Planning and Zoning, City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington Monday through Friday 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. or on the department’s website at www.ci.burlington.vt.us/planning. STATE OF VERMONT ADDISON COUNTY, SS. ADDISON SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. 70-3-09 Ancv VERMONT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v. ANDREW T. LOTT, ROBIN E. WECKSLER, VERMONT LAND TRUST, INC., and Occupants at 1904 South Street, New Haven, Vermont, Defendant(s). ORDER OF PUBLICATION A foreclosure action was brought before the Addison Superior Court by Complaint of VERMONT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, dated February 10, 2009 and served upon the Defendants, ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER (through former counsel Kathleen M. Walls, Esq.), on March 19, 2009, on VERMONT LAND TRUST, INC. on March 31, 2009 and on Occupants on or about February 27, 2009. Judgment was subsequently granted to plaintiff. and the Judgment Order and Decree of Foreclosure and Order for Public Sale was issued May 15, 2009. It appearing from the Motion for Order Directing Service by Publication and the Affidavit duly filed therewith in the above-entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon the Defendants ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week and at least seven days apart for two successive weeks in Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Addison County,

Vermont, where defendants were last known to reside, the first publication to be made within 20 days of this order; and a copy of this Order may be served via tack order at the Defendants’ ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER last known address, 1904 South Street, New Haven, Vermont, and a copy of this Order shall be served by mailing a copy to the Defendants’ ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER last known address, and/or by e-mailing a copy to Defendants’ ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER last known e-mail address. Dated at Middlebury, Vermont this 27th day of May, 2009. /s/ Addison Superior Court Judge STATE OF VERMONT ADDISON COUNTY, SS. ADDISON SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. 70-3-09 Ancv VERMONT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v. ANDREW T. LOTT, ROBIN E. WECKSLER, VERMONT LAND TRUST, INC., and Occupants at 1904 South Street, New Haven, Vermont, Defendant(s). JUDGMENT ORDER AND DECREE OF FORECLOSURE AND ORDER FOR PUBLIC SALE This foreclosure action was brought before the Addison Superior Court by Complaint of VERMONT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, dated February 10, 2009 and served upon the Defendants, ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER, on March 19, 2009, on VERMONT LAND TRUST, INC. on March 31, 2009 and on Occupants on or about February 27, 2009. Judgment was subsequently granted to plaintiff. Following accounting by the Court of the Court the 11th day of May, 2009, and pursuant to V.R.C.P. 80.1(g) and V.R.C.P. 58, it is hereby ORDERED, ADJUDGED and DECREED, as follows: 1. On Promissory Note for the first mortgage, there is presently due and owing the principal amount of $438,084.73, plus accrued interest since November 1, 2007 of $51,683.70; real estate taxes paid in the amount of $6,471.15; insurance paid in the amount of $5,487.00; together with late charges due in the amount of $6,235.42; Court costs in the amount of $301.52; recording fees in the amount of $42.00; and attorney’s fees in the amount of $10,320.00; and On Promissory Note for the home equity mortgage, there is presently due and owing the principal amount of $20,642.00, with accrued interest as of February 1, 2009 of $541.06; together with late charges due in the amount of $325.44, making the total amount due plaintiff Five Hundred Forty Thousand, One Hundred Thirty-four and 02/100 Dollars ($540,134.02), as of April 17, 2009, plus per diem interest accruing at the rate of One Hundred Four and 60/100 Dollars ($104.60) per diem from April 17, 2009 to the date of redemption. 2. Defendants shall further be responsible to plaintiff for any sums incurred by plaintiff between the date of this Order and the date of redemption, to the extent that the expenses are necessarily incurred for taxes, insurance, appraisal or other necessary charges. A hearing shall be allowed on the matter of charges, if necessary. 3. The property which is the subject of this foreclosure is described as follows: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Andrew Lott

and Robin E. Wecksler by Warranty Deed of Charles H. Roy, dated August 17, 2005 and of record in Volume 67, Pages 380 of Town of New Haven Land Records, and being more particularly described therein as follows: “Being a part and parcel of the lands and premises described in the Warranty Deed of Marisa Roy to Charles H. Roy, dated December 21, 1992, and recorded in Book 48 at Page 460 of the New Haven Land Records, said parcel hereby conveyed being more particularly described as follows: Being.. land.., with house and barn located thereon, and bounded, now or formerly, as follows: On the North by lands of Allan Duclos and Julie Tisbert; On the East by Town Highway #6, also known as South Street; On the South by lands of Robert and Barbara Rodgers and a swamp lot believed to be owned by John and Deborah Sherlock; and On the West by another swamp lot believed to be owned by John and Deborah Sherlock and two other swamp lots believed to be owned by Ward Langdon and an unknown owner. The hereinabove conveyed lands and premises are presently served by a water well located on retained lands of the Grantor located on the easterly side of South Street.. Reference is hereby made to said deeds and their records and to all prior deeds and their records for a further and more complete description of the lands and premises herein conveyed.” 4. ITS IS FURTHER ORDERED: That unless ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER shall pay to the clerk of the Court on or before the 15th day of June, 2009, for the benefit of VERMONT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, the sum of Five Hundred Forty Thousand, One Hundred Thirty-four and 02/100 Dollars ($540,134.02), with interest from the 17th day of February, 2009 until the date of redemption at the rate of One Hundred Four and 60/00 Dollars ($104.60) per diem, then the said ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER, and their heirs, successors and assigns and all persons claiming by, for or from ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER shall be foreclosed of and from all title, right, interest and demand of and in the said premises and every part thereof, and the said ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER shall be foreclosed and forever barred from all equity of redemption in said premises. VERMONT LAND TRUST, INC. shall have the following time in which to redeem: the 16th & 17th day of June, 2009. 5. If the said ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER and the other defendants named herein and provided with a redemption date shall fail to redeem said premises as set forth above, then the Court shall issue a Certificate of NonRedemption and cause the real estate of the defendants, ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER and the other defendants named in this action, as described in this Judgment Order and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale to be sold as a whole at public sale at 1904 South Street, New Haven, Vermont by a Sheriff, Deputy Sheriff, Constable, Licensed Auctioneer or Disinterested Third Party pursuant to 12 V.S.A. § 4531 et seq. The plaintiff shall advertise, in a newspaper distributed in New Haven, State of Vermont, three (3) consecutive weeks before the time of the sale that the land and premises be foreclosed by this Decree shall be sold at a public sale held at 1904

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8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. South Street, New Haven, Vermont on a certain date and time to the highest bidder. If at sale the plaintiff makes the highest bid, it shall be required to pay cash or certified funds only to the extent that its bid is in excess of the sum due it by the defendants including all its costs of the sale and this foreclosure up to the date of sale. The plaintiff shall also send a copy of the Notice of Sale pursuant to Title 12 § 4532(f) V.S.A. to the defendants/mortgagors ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER. Said notice shall be sent as required by 12 V.S.A. 4532(e). The purchaser at sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont, at the time of sale and the Notice of Sale shall so state this requirement. In any case, a Ten Thousand and 00/100 Dollar ($10,000.00) deposit in cash or certified funds, at sale shall be required. If at the sale the plaintiff makes the highest bid, it shall be required to pay cash or certified funds only to the extent that its bid is in excess of the sum due it by the defendant/ mortgagor, at the time of the sale, as more particularly set forth hereinabove. No other notice of said sale or intent to foreclose shall be given to mortgagors or any other party by the person holding the public sale, except for good cause, the person holding the public sale may postpone the sale for time not exceeding ten (10) days, or sooner, from time to time until it is completed, giving notice of such adjournment by public proclamation at the time and place appointed for said sale. The person holding the public sale shall sell to the highest bidder all of the land and premises described hereinabove, also subject to the Town of New Haven real estate taxes and assessments, if any, and the person holding the public sale shall make, execute and acknowledge, and deliver a Quit Claim Deed thereof to the purchaser of the land and premises. The plaintiff may be allowed reasonable additional attorney’s fees, subject to court approval at confirmation hearing, for all work, reasonable and necessary to complete the foregoing public sale and shall be allowed reasonable cost for travel, advertising, recording and sale and the fees and recording costs in connection with procuring a certified copy of this Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale together with a Certificate of Non-Redemption and fees for recording the Report of Sale in the land records of the Town of New Haven.

Subject to the procedures for disbursement set forth in V.R.C.P. Rule 80.1(j) and subject to a final confirmation order of this Court, as provided in V.R.C.P. Rule 80.1(k), from the proceeds of the public sale, the person holding the sale shall first reimburse the plaintiff the expenses and attorney’s fees incurred in complying with this Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale; (“Expenses” shall include, but not be limited to, the actual costs of advertising the sale, the recording of the Report of Sale, mailing a notice to the plaintiff, mileages and fees connected with the sale and also the costs of procuring a certified copy of this Order and Certificate of Non-Redemption or Certificate of Redemption and the Final Confirmation Order and the costs of recording same in the land records of the Town of New Haven as well as any other actual expense of the person holding the public sale which may be delivering the deed of transfer); the person holding the public sale shall then pay the plaintiff the amount due from the defendants as set forth hereinabove. In the event the proceeds of the public sale, after first deducting all the costs, expenses and attorney’s fees as set forth herein, shall exceed the amount due the plaintiff, as set forth hereinabove, the surplus shall be retained by the person holding the public sale as a custodian and then disbursed in accordance with the Final Confirmation Order of this Court. In the event that the proceeds of the public sale are insufficient to meet the expenses and attorney’s fees incurred in making the sale and the amount due the plaintiff as set forth hereinabove, the plaintiff shall be entitled to a Judgment Order for a deficiency against the defendants/mortgagors ANDREW T. LOTT and ROBIN E. WECKSLER in an amount equal to the difference between the amount due the plaintiff as set forth hereinabove, together with all costs and expenses of the sale, and the proceeds of the sale. If the plaintiff is the purchaser at the sale, any deficiency judgment shall be limited to the difference between the fair market value of the premises and the amount due the plaintiff as set forth herein. The person holding the public sale shall, within ten (10) days after the sale, file with this Court a Report of Sale, under oath. If this Court approves the Report of Sale after a hearing on whether to confirm or set aside the sale, it shall issue an Order of Confirmation, and approval of the proposed distribution of sale proceeds. The recording in the land records of a certified copy of this Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale, a Certificate of Non-Redemption, the Quit

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Claim Deed under Order of Sale and a certified copy of the Order of Confirmation, shall transfer title to the purchaser at sale. After an Order of Confirmation has been issued by this Court, the purchaser at the sale, upon request of the Clerk, shall be entitled to a Writ of Possession to said land and premises. If you wish to appeal this judgment, you must request permission to appeal by motion filed with the court within ten days of the date of entry of the judgment not including that date or Saturdays, Sundays or legal holidays. Dated at Middlebury, Vermont this 15th day of May, 2009. /s/ Presiding Judge, Addison Superior Court STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. 764-07 CnC PHH Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v. Douglas R. Millette, Century 21 (R) Mortgage (SM) And Occupants residing at 51 Maple Street, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by PHH Mortgage Corporation to Douglas R. Millette dated October 11, 2006 and recorded in Volume 702, Page 141 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex Junction, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 P.M. on June 25, 2009, at 51 Maple Street, Essex Junction, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: A Certain piece of land in Essex, County of Chittenden and State of Vermont described as follows, viz: being all and the same land an d premises conveyed to Philip (sic) A. Blanchette and Shirley Blanchette, now deceased, by warranty deed of Darwin L. Parizo and Hattie Parizo dated September 7, 1977 and recorded in Volume 133, Pages 400-401 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex. Being lot 8 in section B of McGregor’s addition, so-called, situated on the southerly side of the public highway known as Maple Street with a frontage thereon of 82.5 feet and with a depth of 132 feet. The dwelling house

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situated on said lands and premises is known and designated as 51 Maple Street.

260 in Chittenden County Records, State of Vermont.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex Junction.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

PHH Mortgage Corporation By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S522-08 CnC Citifinancial, Inc., Plaintiff v. Mary E. Sturgeon And Occupants residing at 373 Vermont Route 15, Jericho, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Citifinancial, Inc. to Mary E. Sturgeon dated April 25, 2006 and recorded in Volume 252, Page 517 of the Land Records of the Town of Jericho, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:30 P.M. on June 25, 2009, at 373 Vermont Route 15, Jericho, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit:

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. THE ADDISON COUNTY CHAPTER OF THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS (TCF), a nonprofit selfhelp bereavement support group for families that have experienced the death of a child will hold its regular meeting this Monday, June 1, 2009, at 7 p.m. at the Hospice Volunteer Services Office located at the Marble Works (first building on the left as you enter across from the Addison Independent) in Middlebury. Bereaved parents, siblings and grandparents are encouraged to attend to meet others who have gone through a similar experience and for support. For more info., contact chapter leaders, Nancy Merolle at 388-6837 or Claire Groleau at 388-9603.

Being the same property conveyed by fee simple deed from Katie R. Bourque to Mary E. Sturgeon and Shawn E. Sturgeon dated 10/20/2000 recorded on 10/23/2000 in Book 182, page

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AL-ANON 12-step meeting for friends and family. Have you been affected by someone else’s drinking now or in the past? Wednesdays at 8 a.m. The Turning Point Center, 61 Main St., Burlington. Entrance on South Champlain Street. Parking on street. BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction? We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-3432027. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111. CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA) Announcing a new 12step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting. Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings? People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Point Center, corner of Main & S. Champlain St. in Burlington. 802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?” A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions. Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. Corner of Main & S. Champlain St. in Burlington. 802-861-3150.

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