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MADELEINE PEYROUX QUARTET Featuring Madeleine Peyroux, vocals and rhythm guitar; Sam Yahel, Hammond B3 and piano; Matt Penman, bass; and Scott Amendola, drums “Peyroux’s voice ...transports to a time of hidden, smoke-filled haunts, rouged lips and lavish horns” – Billboard

June 3-12, 2005

Also, Jamie Masefield and Doug Perkins

Sunday, June 5 — Flynn MainStage

Sketches of Spain and Porgy and Bess : CELEBRATING THE GIL EVANS/MILES DAVIS COLLABORATION Featuring Randy Brecker, trumpet, with the Burlington Discover Jazz Big Band and guest conductor Joe Muccioli “The supreme partnership of soloist and orchestrator in jazz history, with a legacy of immortal music that spans three decades and influenced countless musicians” – Bob Blumenthal

Also, Jennifer Hartswick Ensemble

Sunday, June 5 at 5:00 pm : FlynnSpace : FREE JOE MUCCIOLI LECTURE: Gil Evans and the Art of “Re-composition”

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MATT WILSON’S ARTS AND CRAFTS Featuring Matt Wilson, drums; Gary Versace, organ & piano; Ron Miles, trumpet and Dennis Irwin, bass “Audiences love Matt Wilson, easily one of the best drummers of his generation.” – New York Times

Tuesday, June 7 at 3:00 pm : FlynnSpace : FREE MATT WILSON DRUM MASTER CLASS (Lecture/Demonstration) Tuesday, June 7 at 5:00 pm : FlynnSpace : FREE MEET-THE-ARTIST SESSION Moderated by Bob Blumenthal

Wednesday, June 8 at 8:30 pm — FlynnSpace

KURT ROSENWINKEL GROUP Featuring Kurt Rosenwinkel, guitar; Joe Martin, bass; and Jeff Ballard, drums “Kurt Rosenwinkel is the young jazz-guitar god of the moment – and with good reason.” – Boston Phoenix

Wednesday, June 8 at 5:00 pm : FlynnSpace : FREE MEET-THE-ARTIST SESSION Moderated by Bob Blumenthal

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My three oldest had their baby teeth pulled when they were teenagers. Holes were drilled in their mouth and their secondary teeth pulled into place. We had no dental insurance so this cost our family large sums of money but also put my children through unnecessary pain. My fourth child, who was not given fluoride vitamins, did not experience these problems and actually had fewer cavities than his older siblings.

I became interested in water fluoridation when our town wanted to fluoridate our public water

supply. I reasoned that if prescription fluoride harmed my children, maybe fluoridated water might also be harmful. I found articles in medical journals that stated babies should not be given any fluoride supplements and their formulas should be made with bottled water. The American Dental Association backs up this information by making the same recommendations.

Baby formula manufacturers are also quick to state that their products are made with unfluoridated water or water that is processed

through a reverse osmosis system to remove fluoride. This makes me question when does fluoride become a good thing to ingest.

Our town of Bennington, Vermont decided not to fluoridate.

Burlington residents would be wise to discontinue fluoridating their public water supply.

Mary Lou Albert BENNINGTON

EUROPE’S EXAMPLE I read with great interest last week’s letter from Robin Perez [“Letters,” May 25]. To call water

fluoridation the “the most effective public health measure ever instituted” takes (blind?) enthusiasm for this lumbering policy to a whole new level. The most effective public health measure ever instituted?

More effective than the polio vaccine? More effective than the eradication of tuberculosis? Something is wrong with this picture.

If fluoridation was truly the most effective health measure ever, then something must be terribly wrong (perhaps a bubonic plague?) with western Europe. Despite unending enthusiasm for fluoride from U.S. health authorities, the vast majority of western Europe has rejected the measure. This includes such backwater countries as Sweden, the Netherlands and Denmark. With over 98 percent of western Europeans drinking unfluoridated water, shouldn’t there be some kind of ramification? There should be, but there’s not.

An abundance of data from the World Health Organization shows that cavity rates have declined just as dramatically in Europe as they have in the U.S. Today, Sweden and the Netherlands (which have no water or salt fluoridation) have lower childhood cavity rates than we do.

Of course, fluoride toothpastes and other fluoride products are widely used in Europe. This is one of the reasons why Europe rejected adding fluoride to everyone’s water: there is simply no need to force everyone in the population to

ingest a drug against their will when it is so widely available for anyone who actually wants to use it.

Michael Connett BURLINGTON

Connett is Project Director of the Fluoride Action Network TREAD LIGHTLY Certainly William R. Moore of Stowe [“Letters,” May 25] knows his priorities. In the Green Mountain Forest, “Sustainable forestry should be first, with all other uses subservient to a forestbased economy.” What this means to me is that our “public” forest should be primarily at the disposal of a few corporations with the consult of whatever the current managers feel is “sustainable.” The rest of us can battle out our recreational and spiritual needs. Talk about an “elitist attitude condescending in my general direction!”

It would seem that the forest managed and sustained itself for thousands of years before we got here. We don’t even know what that picture looked like. Why don’t we leave some areas alone and see what happens? Has Mr. Moore ever felt the awe and mystery that abides in the untrammeled forest? It’s something impossible to put a price on, and is all but unreachable now for the vast majority of us. The fingers of commerce are always working. >> 14A

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AN IRREVERENT READ ON VT POLITICS

Nothing against Kirby or Hoover

Tarrant’s Dark Past

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umped into Republican U.S. Senate hopeful Ritchie Tarrant at the Vermont Business Expo last Thursday. The IDX gazillionaire told us he’s thinking about getting rid of the Bentley.

That would be his new 2005 Bentley Coupe GT with a list price of $156,285 that we reported on last week. Ritchie Rich told “Inside Track” he keeps his magnificent new wheels at his Florida residence.

Campaign-wise, Tarrant the businessman says he’s not worried a bit about building up enough name recognition to match that of his opponent — Vermont political superstar Bernie Sanders, our eight-term Independent congressman.

In a live radio interview from the Business Expo, Tarrant confidently told WDEV listeners the “only thing” that might keep him out of the U.S. Senate race is “something that might come up between now and then . . . I can’t tell you right now what may stop me, but you never know.”

Indeed, the former St. Mike’s hoop star was brimming with confidence. After all, the reason for his Expo visit was to proudly accept the annual Deane C. Davis Award on behalf of IDX, the South Burlington software giant he started.

And Jump Shot sure sounded like a successful CEO when he analyzed the challenge he faces.

“Bernie is well-known throughout the state,” acknowledged Tarrant. “He’s been a politician his whole life in Vermont. He’s got a lot of recognition. It’s going to be a very large campaign with national prominence.”

Oh, boy!

And sounding very much like a businessman, Tarrant gave a hard-nosed, confident forecast of what lies ahead.

“We’ll be able to catch up in name-recognition,” said Mr. IDX assuredly, “and then it’ll just be a matter of battling out the messages and the beliefs.”

Yes, indeed, the “messages” and the “beliefs.”

Can’t wait.

Meanwhile, one loose end Ritchie Rich is attempting to tie up before the campaign kicks off involves the big, bad Renaissance Scandal up on Hospital Hill. You may recall, Mr. Tarrant was a member of the distinguished Fletcher Allen Health Care board of trustees when the crimes were committed.

Crimes that violated the public trust. (In fact, former CEO Bill Boettcher begins serving his two-year jail sentence in six days. More on that later.)

Mr. Tarrant has been planning his upcoming U.S. Senate shot for quite some time. It will be, after all, a new ball game for him in a whole new ballpark — politics.

The nation’s — and state’s — political graveyard is full of millionaires who couldn’t get elected. Success in Corporate America and on Wall Street doesn’t always translate into success in Campaign America and at the ballot box.

Like anyone of substance running for such an important position, Tarrant can expect his past will be closely scrutinized. Perhaps in anticipation of that, the former Mary Fanny trustee has taken steps to correct the record, as they say, in regard to his less-than-shining hospital trustee performance.

“Inside Track” has obtained a copy of a formal sworn “Declaration” Tarrant filed recently at U.S. District Court. The two-page document was signed on April 24, just five

days before former Mary Fanny CEO Bill Boettcher was sentenced.

In it, Tarrant professes “under penalty of perjury” his complete ignorance regarding statements and information CEO Boettcher presented to state regulators while Tarrant was a trustee (and should have known better).

You see, Mr. Tarrant was on the Mary Fanny board from 2000-2002, precisely when the crimes of fraud for concealing the project’s true cost were committed. During that period, Mr. IDX sat on the trustee finance and planning committees. As everyone now knows, the hospital’s finances and plans were at the very root of this evil.

Specifically, the skeleton in Ritchie’s closet is a tough-talking March 11, 2003 op-ed he wrote for The Burlington Free Press titled “FAHC Trustees were not ‘sitting idly by.’”

Just one month earlier, Jump Shot had been one of the eight distinguished FAHC trustees who resigned amidst public outcry.

CEO Boettcher had departed (with a golden parachute given to him by Ritchie and the trustees) the previous summer. The federal and state criminal investigations were well underway.

In his Freeps op-ed, Tarrant attempted to clear his good name. He strenuously made the argument that, “No one can justly accuse Fletcher Allen of hiding the true cost of the project or of it careening out of control with trustees standing idly by.”

Ritchie Rich angrily accused the Freeps of not publishing the “truth, supported by real facts.” Tarrant made the case that state regulators had long been aware of the true cost of the massive project, and even went out of his way to take a shot at Rep. Bernie Sanders.

Sanders, you see, had, at the time of Tarrant’s writing, recently formed his own “FAHC Task Force.” Ol’ Bernardo had called on the hospital to open its trustee meetings to the public. He also suggested the FAHC board suffered from a lack of “diversity.”

Ritchie suggested Bernie didn’t know what he was talking about.

No doubt they’ll get to elaborate on this and other topics on the Vermont U.S. Senate campaign trail that lies ahead. And, we predict, Rep. Sanders will regularly mention the official “Declaration” Mr. Tarrant filed in the case of United States of America v. William V. Boettcher. That’s because Tarrant’s “Declaration” is actually a Tarrant confession.

The trustee had gotten his facts very, very wrong.

In the court document, Candidate Tarrant states that when he wrote his 2003 Freeps oped he was “not aware” of a lot of things on Hospital Hill.

For example, Ritchie Rich “was not aware that Fletcher Allen management specifically advised BISHCA on numerous occasions in 2001” that the project “would not cost more that $173.5 million to construct.”

Latest cost estimates are around $380 million.

Tarrant also wrote he “was not aware” that the FAHC budget showing the project cost of $343 million “had not been shared with BISHCA in 2000 or 2001.”

Ex-Trustee Tarrant also “was not aware” of the extent of FAHC’s representation to the state that the Renaissance Project would only cost $173 million.

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“Everyone in the neighborhood waits for my tulips to come up,” Willette says, displaying a photo of the bright red flowers she on her cell phone. “They say to me, ‘That’s always the first sign of spring we look for.’”

Next door, Genevieve Jacobs is cultivating a slightly different sensory experience on her curbside plot: fragrant aromatics such as lavender, oregano, mint and thyme. Jacobs says she doesn’t mind if passersby take a pinch or two — “It’s peace-promoting and it makes people happier,” she says.

Green space is at a real premium in large sections of the Old North End. On some blocks, the only flowers in bloom are the dandelions that sprout from cracks in the sidewalk. But in recent years, many city residents like Willette and Jacobs have invested considerable time and money to landscape the “greenbelts” outside their front doors.

These decorative displays could soon get hit with a hard freeze — not from the weather, but by a pending city ordinance. Next week, the Burlington City Council will con-

Do-Good Companies Pay It Forward When Baby Boomers go down in history, it won’t just be for rock ’n’ roll and free love. At least some of the Americans who came of age in the 1960s are striving to leave as a legacy the socially responsible approach to making money.

The means for handing this model down to the next generation will be considered at a June 6 seminar on “The Legacy Question.” The event at the Sheraton in South Burlington is co-sponsored by the Vermont Employee Ownership Center, a consultation and advocacy organization that is holding its third annual conference later the same day.

Answering the legacy question is “the biggest challenge socially responsible businesses are facing now,” says Marjorie Kelly, editor of Business Ethics magazine and lead presenter at next week’s seminar.

“It’s a generational issue,” she adds, noting that the first contingent of socially responsible business owners — “the pioneers” — are nearing retirement age. They must decide how best to advance their revolutionary form of capitalism, which views just treatment of workers, communities and the environment as equal in importance to private profit-making.

Ownership structure is what ultimately drives a company’s social mission, Kelly observes. And giving employees control over a company, usually through a stock ownership plan, offers the surest guarantee of continued social responsibility.

But employee ownership may not be a feasible choice for every company, Kelly cautions. “That’s why we need to develop new ways of operating businesses. We have to continue being creative in meeting challenges.”

Many business owners grappling with the legacy issue look to the experience of Ben & Jerry’s as one to be assiduously avoided, Kelly says. The takeover of this new-model ice cream company by an old-fashioned multinational corporation led to the loss of most of Ben & Jerry’s defining characteristics, Kelly points out. In the five years since stockholders basically forced the sale to Unilever, the company’s social mission has gone into remission and its Vermont roots have withered.

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<localmatters> sider a “Greenbelt Vegetation Ordinance” that would set new standards for how property owners and tenants must maintain the small grassy knolls outside their homes.

The new measures were prompted by a number of growing concerns, explains Bob Whalen, the superintendent of park planning and development. Last summer, Whalen says his office fielded about 30 complaints a week about residents who weren’t maintaining their greenbelts according to requirements spelled out in existing city law. On some streets, people allowed grass or weeds to become overgrown. In other spots, folks planted flowers or shrubs that damaged tree roots, blocked the views of drivers or pedestrians, encroached upon the sidewalk, or posed a fire hazard.

The new law now under consideration would establish uniform standards for what could be planted on city property.

“More and more people are taking an interest in landscaping the greenbelts, which we feel is a good thing,” Whalen says. “We’re not saying people can’t do it — as a matter of fact, this [ordinance] sort of legitimizes it — but we’re just giving it some structure.”

The new rules would prevent people from planting anything but grass within the “drip line” of a city-owned tree — that is, the area beneath its canopy. Residents would also be prohibited from installing planting boxes or other structures without prior permission from the city arborist.

Vegetation could not block a street or sidewalk, and grass could not be any taller than eight inches high.

Jim Flint, executive director of the nonprofit Friend of Burlington Gardens, doesn’t agree with all the proposed rules; for example, he’d like to see a “grandfather clause” to protect existing gardens.

But he says his group is taking a “middle-of-theroad approach” to the greenbelt ordinance. He does hope, however, that the city will recognize many Burlingtonians’ budding desire to beautify their blocks.

“This ordinance suggests that people really want to have some gardens and they’re doing it in whatever way they can,” says Flint. He notes that many city residents live more than a mile from the nearest community garden plots.

While the new rules would apply citywide, Whalen recognizes that their impact would be felt largely in the Old North End, where about 125

greenbelts have been landscaped. But Whalen says most of these are already in compliance — or would need only minor changes. Residents who don’t comply with the new rules would have seven days to make the necessary alterations — or face a $50 fine.

“I think it’s preposterous,” says Progressive City Councilor Tim Ashe, who represents Ward 3. “One of the things that makes Burlington a unique and lively place is the care that many people put into the greenbelts.” He says he doesn’t want these efforts to be discouraged “because the city arborist has put handcuffs on us.”

Ashe, who was appointed to the Ordinance Committee in April, voted against moving the bill out of committee, but was overruled two to one.

He says he can’t understand why the Parks & Recreation Department has taken such a keen interest in this issue, since there hasn’t been a huge public outcry against these little gardens, nor much evidence that they pose a serious public nuisance or a drain on city resources.

“There are people in the city with heroin problems,” Ashe adds. “We shouldn’t be wasting our time talking about daffodils on Peru Street.”

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Fear of just such an eventuality motivated Frank Sands to restructure his family’s 210-yearold business as an employee-owned company.

“My experience with sales of companies is that lots of times the buyers don’t have the best longterm interests of the business in mind,” says Sands, chairman of the board of King Arthur Flour and a keynoter at the June 6 seminar.

Sands, 69, inherited King Arthur in 1963 and moved it to Norwich from the Boston area in the mid-1980s. He decided to relocate to Vermont rather than New Hampshire because there’s a stronger social consciousness on this side of the Connecticut River, he says.

The company also began building an employee stock ownership plan (Esop) that has put King Arthur entirely in the hands of its 150 workers.

The key to the successful transfer, Sands says, was the company’s sell-off of unionized subsidiaries in 1980. “Almost by definition, labor unions have to maintain the schism between management and workers. As long as that existed, there was no possibility of developing employee ownership.”

Sands says the Esop resulted in enormous productivity gains; King Arthur will soon pass Pillsbury to become the No. 2 branded flour company in the United States, trailing only General Mills’ gold medal. “When you’re an owner, you think about the business all the time. You don’t watch the clock; you’re always developing ideas for doing things better,” Sands observes.

Giving employees control of the Autumn Harp lip balm company would have been “personally a very satisfying move,” says co-founder Kevin Harper, who will also speak at the seminar.

Layoffs in 1999 obviated that option, however.

“Part of our downsizing involved elimination of a management team that might have been able to collectively organize to run a $10 million business,” Harper explains.

The trauma of the layoffs and shifts in Autumn Harp’s market orientation pushed Harper to the selling point. “For me, 25 years was enough. I also wanted to get into other things,” says Harper, 53, who now serves on the boards of four Vermont nonprofits.

He hired a broker to find a buyer. Inquiries and offers poured in from around the world, but Harper eventually decided on someone in Autumn Harp’s own backyard. Dave Logan, a Shelburne entrepreneur, bought the Bristol-based business in 2001 and has since doubled its workforce as well as its revenues.

Harper says he chose Logan “because I was sure he would manage the company in much the same way it had been managed.” For Harper, the true bottom line was “proving it was possible to pay people well, treat them fairly, provide them with health coverage — all the things they sweat the most. I also wanted to make products people need and to do it without taxing the planet,” he says.

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Sporting Chance Boston police Bad-Hair Day Authorities in Richland, Washington, said that Julie A. Anderson, 48, waited in the parking lot at a hair salon until the stylist who had cut her hair arrived, pulled a gun on her, led her into the salon and demanded $100. Witnesses in the salon said that after the suspect left, she started to drive away but stopped and fired at least one round at a window of the stylistâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s car, then threw the gun through the shattered glass and fled. Explaining that Anderson apparently was â&#x20AC;&#x153;dissatisfiedâ&#x20AC;? with her hair cut, police Capt. Mike Cobb said that officers arrested her about 45 minutes later coming out of another hair salon, where she paid for a trim with part of the loot from the robbery.

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The woman speaking to me from the shotgun seat had short, no-nonsense black hair, and looked 30, maybe 35. She was plump, but vigorous. Her physicality suggested she was quite prepared to wield an axe, a frying pan or anything else that life required of her. We were cruising up Route 100 through North Hyde Park en route to her mother’s home in Newport.

For the last few miles, Rhonda — on long hauls I often exchange names with my customers — was recounting her 10month Florida experience, which seemed to have been marked by an almost harrowing ennui.

“How’d you end up down there?” I asked. “Were you one of those Vermonters who simply yearned for one frickin’ winter without snow?”

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“Well, yeah, that,” she said with a chuckle. “Mostly, I just needed to get away. I was going through a bad divorce and I just took off. Left the two kids with my mom and got on a bus.”

As we came into Eden, I glanced down and noticed the gas gauge inching towards the red zone. The town’s general store was in sight, and I slowed down, pulling up to the gas tanks. They were of a bygone style — with the metal “on-off” lever on the side and the mechanical dollar amount that spins and clicks as you pump the gas. A classic Dylan tune popped into my head, and as I stood there pumping gas, I improvised a new verse to myself, ending with, The pumps are old, inside the gates of Eden.

Rhonda wanted to buy a sandwich, and we walked together into the store.

Not surprisingly, given the pumps, this place was not a prettified, retro version of the classic Vermont general store; gloriously, it was an unreconstructed original.

If you needed buckshot, a hard-boiled egg, diapers, bacon and the Rocky IV video, this was your place. In this respect, ironically, it was like a Wal-Mart, except with tons more soul.

Back on the road, Rhonda unwrapped her ham-and-cheese sandwich, tore open a bag of Fritos and unscrewed a liter bottle of Diet Pepsi. “Jeez, I’m famished,” she said. “I’ve been riding buses for nearly two full days.”

The towns rolled by — Eden Mills, Lowell, Westfield, Troy — and Rhonda’s spirit rose with each mile. This Florida journey had been her first time outside of

Vermont — “if you don’t count the five or six times I been to Burlington,” she wryly clarified. Her roots were sunk as deep into the Vermont soil as anyone I’ve ever met up here.

We passed a vast, muddy field with a Jeep 4x4 parked haphazardly alongside a long-neglected wood pile near the roadside. The vehicle was entirely coated in brown, as if some gargantuan sous-chef had ladled a swimming pool’s worth of muck down upon it. Rhonda said, “Arnie — that’s my ex. He loves muddin’. Every weekend, he’d be out there, sliding around with his friends.”

She placed the last bite of her sandwich down on her lap, and dropped her head onto a cupped hand. The pain was palpable. “You know what they say,” she continued, “the only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys.”

Leaving Vermont must have been difficult for Rhonda, I reflected. Probably hell on her kids, as well. I used to be harshly judgmental about things like this, until one day I realized that everyone is just doing as well as they can with the cards they’ve been dealt. Life is not “American Idol,” with people parading before me, the judge.

Rhonda’s hometown soon came into view. Newport is all about mighty Lake Memphremagog, which seems to be everywhere as you negotiate the town.

It’s the second largest lake in Vermont, though we do share it 50/50 with the Quebecers.

“This lake has a monster, too, you know,” Rhonda said, as she gazed out at the passing downtown stores. No doubt she had at least some small association with each one.

“What do you mean?” I asked. “Like Champ in Lake Champlain?”

“Yup, same deal. Serpent, dragon, whatever. Ours is called ‘Memphre.’”

“Well, that makes sense,” I said, with a laugh. “Let’s keep an eye out for him.

He just might make an appearance to welcome you back.”

Rhonda directed me onto a road that wended its way down along the shores of the lake. “Mmm, look at this green grass,” she said. “You just know I’m going to be running around barefoot before the day is up.”

We reached a well-maintained trailer home with a wide, wooden porch wrapped around on three sides. A flatbed truck sat in the dirt driveway, and kids’ toys were strewn all over the lawn. As we eased to a stop, you could see activity through the living room window.

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DOING DICKINSON In regard to Elisabeth Creanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s theater review of â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Belle of Amherst,â&#x20AC;? [â&#x20AC;&#x153;Well Versed,â&#x20AC;? May 18] performed by Kathleen Keenan at the Lost Nation Theater, I would like to share some observations and opinions.

Initially, my friends and I were aware of Keenanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s youthful appearance, since she was portraying Emily Dickinson at age 53.

However, as the play progressed and we were drawn into the story, the emotions and the rejections experienced by Emily and her eloquent sharing of her inner self made us see the woman, not her age or the color of her hair.

And if the reviewer felt that Emily should have moved about more slowly, less â&#x20AC;&#x153;vivaciouslyâ&#x20AC;? because of her 53 years, I suggest that Elisabeth Crean come to our fitness center some time and observe us â&#x20AC;&#x153;seniorsâ&#x20AC;? as we work out, socialize and walk and talk rapidly even though we are much older than 53. When one has a zest for life and a desire not to waste a moment of it, we are â&#x20AC;&#x153;vivacious.â&#x20AC;?

Our evening with Kathleen Keenan and Emily was enlightening, inspiring and a true gift of the spirit.

Barbara Balseiro MONTPELIER

SLATE OF HAND Your â&#x20AC;&#x153;Clean Slateâ&#x20AC;? article [May 18] was enjoyable â&#x20AC;&#x201D; not just because I have a slate roof on my old house, but because I found out a lot about slate the same day.

I heard about a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Slate Valleyâ&#x20AC;? museum, over in Granville, New York, and a special event they had on Wednesday, May 18. They sponsored a tour of a red slate quarry and a tour of the slate factory. The museum was small, but very well done and about 50 people did the tour.

It must have been a very hard way to make a living in the old days, and even today, with all the power equipment, it is difficult.

To start with, over 95 percent of what they quarry is not usable.

The Slate Valley is only six miles wide and about 30 miles long. It is also the only place in the world that has red slate. The valley also has green, black and several other colors quarried.

The guy that gave the tour, Peter Tatko of Sheldon Slate Products Company, had more answers than we had questions, and enjoyed giving the tour â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in some parts of the large factory heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d stop the processing to explain things. He is the fourth generation of his family to work with slate. Some of the counter tops and other products were as beautiful as anything I have ever seen. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think I will ever look at my roof the same old way.

Hal Coughlin

been involved in the diner history community for over 10 years [â&#x20AC;&#x153;State of the Arts,â&#x20AC;? May 25].

What can we say to the allegations of one man determined to discredit another? What we can say is that without Daniel Zilka it would have been impossible to save South Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wesson Diner from destruction in October 2001.

For several days he volunteered his expertise, advice and physical labor. Daniel continues to be a valuable resource and inspiration to us. His commitment to preservation and selfless efforts have saved many diners over the years. We are grateful for his efforts and ongoing support.

Amey Radcliffe WESTFORD

. . . AS A STUMP William Moore calls Bill McKibben â&#x20AC;&#x153;uninformedâ&#x20AC;? [â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letters,â&#x20AC;? May 25] re. the wilderness issue on the Green Mountain National Forest? That was worth a real hoot. McKibben â&#x20AC;&#x201D; author, scholar, long-distance hiker, marathon skier, etc., etc., is â&#x20AC;&#x153;uninformedâ&#x20AC;? and presumably Mr. Moore is â&#x20AC;&#x153;informed?â&#x20AC;? More laughter. I suggest Mr. Moore find himself a dictionary and a history book.

In the former he can learn the definition of the word â&#x20AC;&#x153;uninformed,â&#x20AC;? and in the latter he can learn about the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Multiple-Use Sustained Yield Act of 1960â&#x20AC;? the crux of which defined national forests as areas of â&#x20AC;&#x153;multiple-useâ&#x20AC;? and, with regard to timber resources, â&#x20AC;&#x153;sustained yield.â&#x20AC;? The first category includes â&#x20AC;&#x153;recreation,â&#x20AC;? as an appropriate and designated use of our national forests. Wilderness designation on national forests is also entirely legal and appropriate.

That national forests are supposed to be only for the growing of trees to make lumber and paper is the grossest of misrepresentations. But then, that should come as no surprise since Mr. Moore identifies himself as a member of the primary group that sought to get the Champion Lands deal overturned. The leaseholders have their own sweet deal there, right on state land owned by you and me.

Mr. Moore also repeats the tired old â&#x20AC;&#x153;less diversity in wildernessâ&#x20AC;? argument as well. None of this works. The truth is that the Green Mountain National Forest can provide active timber management and a significant increase â&#x20AC;&#x201D; doubling, maybe â&#x20AC;&#x201D; of its wilderness acreage. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the way it ought to be.

Wilderness is the â&#x20AC;&#x153;stuffâ&#x20AC;? of which Vermont was originally made. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t we respect the origins of our culture enough to keep some of it around from which to learn?

Steve E. Wright CRAFTSBURY COMMON Wright works for the National Wildlife Federation.

RUTLAND

DINER DILEMMA Every story has at least two sides.

Scott Campitelli, Manny Neuzil, Stephanie Salmon and I have

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ALL WORTHWHILE HUMAN KNOWLEDGE

Dear Cecil, Your column about microwave ovens moves me to ask: Is cancer increasing because we’ve wrecked the environment?

For years we’ve heard about the chemicals and emissions we carelessly spew with dire implications for our health.

Meanwhile, cancer seems to be on the rise: I’ve heard breast cancer is up sharply, and melanoma too. But I’ve also heard cancer is increasing because we now live long enough to get it, thanks to modern medicine’s success against illnesses that used to kill people at an earlier age. What’s the story? Is cancer really more common, and if so, why?

Nick Stalnos, Kankakee, Illinois If I ever get this figured out, bub, I’ll invest the Nobel money in beer and comic books and spend the rest of my days on the beach — I’ll have earned it. The question is complicated by countless variables, and establishing the simplest facts can be maddeningly difficult. For now here’s what we know: • For a while we thought some key cancer rates were flat or declining, but on further study it turns out they’re going (oops) up. This bombshell dropped in 2002 with the publication of a paper innocuously titled “Impact of Reporting Delay and Reporting Error on Cancer Incidence Rates and Trends.” The gist: A significant fraction of cases (3 to 12 percent, depending on cancer type) don’t get reported promptly to the leading U.S. cancer data registry — in fact, it can take anywhere from 4 to 17 years following initial diagnosis before most (99plus percent) cancers are counted. The missing cases can make early trend reports misleadingly rosy. Melanoma incidence in white males, for example, was once thought to be easing; now analysts think it’s rising 4 percent per year.

• Notwithstanding such fine points, few dispute that (a) rates for many common cancers over the past 30 years are way up; (b) that’s partly a function of the fact that we’re living longer — cancer incidence rises rapidly with age between 40 and 80; (c) age having been adjusted for, environmental factors, including lifestyle choices such as

diet, are the chief drivers behind the climb, accounting for anywhere from 65 to 90 percent of human cancer.

Some alarming numbers: the white female breast cancer rate rose from 103 cases per 100,000 person-years in 1977 to 146 in 1998. The prostate cancer rate for black men shot up from about 141 in 1975 to 342 in 1993.

The white male melanoma rate went from 9 in 1975 to 28 in 2001. Migrant studies show the importance of the environment in many of these increases. For example, Asian natives have a low incidence of prostate cancer, but for U.S.-born sons of Asian immigrants, who presumably have adopted Western habits, the rate doubles.

• That said, cancer rates don’t track environmental trends in any obvious way — in fact, the most striking characteristic of U.S. cancer charts since the mid-70s, when centralized data collection began, is how abruptly and often inexplicably the rates change, even after you smooth the curve to average out year-to-year fluctuations.

For example, after rising steadily for years, prostate cancer spiked up a whopping 69 percent from 1989 to 1992, then dropped almost equally sharply. What happened? The current consensus is that a new test, prostate-specific antigen (PSA) screening, turned up many previously undetected cancers; presumably the rate fell once all the old cancers had been found.

More mystifying is the sudden change in rates for colorectal cancer. After a steady rise, the rate leveled off for blacks after 1980 and began a prolonged drop for whites starting in 1985. (After the mid-90s the rate for whites flattened out or headed back up, depending on what numbers you believe.) The falloff has been credited to better diet, but does anyone really think U.S. eating habits improved or even stabilized during the era of supersizing?

• The message the cancer-prevention crowd harps on is that your chances of getting cancer are largely a matter of personal choice, so don’t smoke, exercise regularly, eat less fat and more fiber, etc. While this is surely true, people often worry more about the cancer dangers they don’t (or didn’t) know about, e.g., lung cancer due to asbestos. What percentage of cancer deaths arise from such insidious threats? Respected U.K. researcher Richard Doll offered the following estimates in 1998: ionizing radiation, UV light, 5 to 7 percent; occupational exposure, 2 to 4 percent; air-, water- and food-borne pollution, 1 to 5 percent. For comparison, tobacco accounts for maybe 29 to 31 percent of deaths and diet 20 to 50 percent.

Conclusions: (1) the experts think cancer risk due to smoking and lousy eating habits dwarfs most of the stuff people get paranoid about; (2) expert opinion notwithstanding, given that 30-point spread for diet, many cancer risk estimates barely qualify as educated guesswork.

CECIL ADAMS

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic.

Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or email him at cecil@chireader.com.

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MAKING BODY-MIND CONNECTIONS

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or all the attention and pricey primping my hair receives, I’ve always considered my long blonde locks to be short on usefulness — until I heard about hair analysis. “It’s a technique where a small piece of your hair is analyzed for its mineral content,” nutrition consultant Michael Goldstein explained in an email from the Bristol Wellness Center. “When properly interpreted, a great volume of information about one’s health can be determined from the relative balance among the minerals . . . I develop specific mineral-balancing programs with supplements and dietary changes based on shifting the mineral pattern into a more balanced state.”

I was skeptical, but curious enough to book an appointment. Goldstein explained how the test would measure 21 different minerals — from the major electrolytes of calcium, magnesium, sodium and potassium, to rare elements such as cobalt and lithium.

He said he might find mercury from fish or old-style fillings; nickel from other dental work; cadmium from smoking, or any one of various toxins found in the environment. Because it measures accumulated minerals and toxins stored in the freshest inch-and-ahalf of the hair, the analysis would show my body’s response over a threemonth period to food, exercise, stress and other aspects of my lifestyle. And while the test is a “screening,” rather than a diagnosis, he said it can detect certain indicators of diseases such as diabetes and osteoporosis.

“When calcium levels are extremely high, for example, they’re what we call biounavailable,” said Goldstein. “They’re in the wrong places — in the soft tissues, or not being metabolized properly.”

For $165, Goldstein sends samples of his clients’ hair to Analytical Research Labs in Phoenix; two weeks later, when the results arrive, he provides a detailed, in-person review of the findings and suggests a nutritional program to mitigate any problems the analysis turned up. The most common discovery, Goldstein revealed, is stress.

“Job stress, money stress, relationship stress, car-breaking-down stress,” he said. “Prolonged stress is very difficult for the adrenal glands.” This, in turn, causes fluctuation in the four major

minerals, which are also apparently associated with emotional states.

“You can see a person who’s basically defensive, hostile, angry, aggressive, or someone who’s open and accepting,” Goldstein told me. “Mostly what I see is defensiveness and irritability; that’s pretty common.”

I tried to be open and accepting as Goldstein leaned across the table to snip a handful of my hair at Muddy Waters — a strange activity, even in that ultra-cool cafe. After all, I felt great. During the three months prior to our first meeting, I’d experienced little stress and was taking daily supplements. I’d never felt happier or healthier. I know nobody’s mineral levels are perfect, but I was fairly confident I would ace this test.

While I waited to hear back from Goldstein, I called a couple of his other clients, including “Survivor” celebrity Kathy O’Brien, about their hair-analysis experiences. “When I came back from ‘Survivor,’ I was struggling; there was a major shift in what my body had to go through,” O’Brien explained. “I was feeling more upset stomachs; I just didn’t feel light on my feet.” O’Brien noticed she was putting on weight even though she was training and working out five times a week.

O’Brien’s hair analysis indicated that she was a slow oxidizer, meaning she burned food slowly; it also signaled high stress levels. Following Goldstein’s nutritional-balancing program, she cut out coffee, alcohol and sugars, added two hours of sleep per night and began taking supplements. “I’m starting to drop weight and I have better energy; I’m just feeling better,” O’Brien said.

“I do a whole different scene now . . . if I’m feeling lousy, I get up in the morning and have broccoli and asparagus instead of scrambled eggs.”

The thought of green vegetables for breakfast turned my stomach. That’s when I started worrying about my own results. O’Brien conceded, “I found that I got depressed for the first seven or eight days picking it up and reading it.” Another client, Mary Tozier of Ballston Spa, New York, also made me nervous. “You’re not going to believe it,” she said. Diagnosed with multiple sclerosis last year, Tozier has been following the supplement suggestions and

other recommendations — such as drinking distilled water, throwing out her copper pots and having her mercury amalgam fillings removed. It’s all led to a decrease in her symptoms. “I’m able to stand on my feet and work 12 hours a day as a pharmacist — I’m fighting disability and always will be, and this is a big factor in helping me do so,” Tozier said, adding, “Don’t be alarmed by your report! You’ll see some really interesting things.”

Interesting, indeed. When Goldstein and I met again, he delivered the bad news: I was a nutritional failure. My

My iron levels were also low, Goldstein said. Never mind that a blood test taken the week I’d had my hair sampled revealed healthy iron levels.

I poked around for an explanation.

“The state of the health of the body may be entirely unrelated to the physical and chemical condition of the hair,” researchers wrote in the Journal of the American Medical Association some 30 years ago, when hair analysis first became popular among holistic healers.

In 2001, JAMA published a study showing hair-mineral analyses vary wildly among labs, with the authors

My iron levels were also low, Goldstein said. Never mind that a blood test taken the week I’d had my hair sampled revealed healthy iron levels. calcium levels were off the charts — 160 milligrams per 100 grams, compared to an optimal level of 40.

Magnesium was also high; sodium and potassium were extraordinarily low.

“Why would my calcium be that high?” I asked. He said it could be a result of low protein consumption, abnormal thyroid activity, lead or stress.

Might a more plausible explanation be the calcium supplements I’d been taking?

“Yes, absolutely,” Goldstein conceded. “Depending on the type of calcium you take, and how well your body is able to keep calcium soluble. You need adequate potassium to do this, and your level is very low. If we can get your potassium to go up, your calcium will come down to a bioavailable range . . . the ratio of your calcium to magnesium also has a lot to do with it.”

Like 74 percent of Goldstein’s clients, I was shown to be a slow oxidizer. Apparently, I also had a pattern associated with allergies, adrenal insufficiency, depression, hypothyroidism, hypotension, fatigue, low libido and glucose intolerance. Curiously I hadn’t ever felt any of these symptoms — except maybe the occasional touches of fatigue and low libido, but who hasn’t?

recommending that health-care practitioners “refrain from using such analyses to assess individual nutritional status or suspected environmental exposures.”

Hair analysts countered this report by explaining that some labs wash the hair, which produces inaccurate results; the Phoenix lab that tested my hair, one of the most reputable, leaves the hair intact. But its founder also makes several of the supplements that Goldstein subsequently recommended: eight different products, to be taken three times a day, at an estimated quarterly cost of $180 to $225. It seemed a little excessive for a healthy, happy woman of 32.

It’s been a week now, though, and I haven’t tossed the results. Why? A sports nutritionist friend in Colorado confirmed that, from the sound of it, my calcium pills were probably giving me too much of a good thing. I’ve booked a doctor’s appointment to have my thyroid checked, and am seriously considering following Goldstein’s program — even undergoing another hair analysis in the late summer. After a few months of paying closer attention to my nutrition and doing some more pricey primping, we’ll see what the hair has to say. m

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The question is, who gave Trustee Tarrant all the bad info he had?

Answer: the lawyers!

“In response to statements criticizing the Board of Trustees,” wrote Tarrant, “I asked for and received information from Downs Rachlin Martin and Fletcher Allen and worked from this information in drafting my op-ed.”

Ah, yes, thank God hindsight is 20-20, eh?

“I now realize,” Tarrant wrote to the court, “that a full explanation of what happened here required a much more detailed factual investigation than I undertook in 2003.”

One can almost hear the jaws flapping: How will someone who overlooked the biggest hospital scandal in Vermont history that was happening right under his nose handle the national scandals that come under the U.S. Senate’s nose?

“After reviewing material submitted by the government in connection with the sentencing of Bill Boettcher,” declared Tarrant, “I see now that FAHC management had a plan to mislead BISHCA relating to the costs of the Renaissance Project. Based on this evidence, I would not now say that ‘No one can justly accuse Fletcher Allen of hiding the true costs of the project.’”

Confession, they say, is good for the soul. Even for wannabe bigtime politicians who drive Bentleys.

Mr. Tarrant, unfortunately, did not respond to our requests for an interview.

P.S. Acting U.S. Attorney David Kirby tells “Inside Track” the Fletcher Allen investigation is continuing. But the word on the street is, don’t get your hopes up that more arrests will be made.

Insiders note that, to date, not one of the great legal minds that advised Fletcher Allen during the criminal scandal has yet been charged with criminal misconduct.

Interesting.

Inmate Boettcher – Former CEO Bill Boettcher is scheduled to turn himself in to federal prison officials next Tuesday, June 7. But as Seven Days goes to press this week, it’s still up in the air which federal prison Big Bill will be reporting to.

Boettcher’s attorney has recently filed several motions attempting to get his client’s address for the next two years changed from Nevada to Oregon.

Originally, Attorney Jerry O’Neill requested, and Judge Bill Sessions agreed, Boettcher would be locked up at the air-conditioned Nellis minimum-security federal prison camp in North Las Vegas, Nevada. According to court documents, O’Neill sought Nellis FPC for his client because of the prison’s 500-hour Residential Drug Abuse Program (RDAP).

Was Bill Boettcher on drugs?

That explains it, eh?

According to Attorney O’Neill, Bill was absolutely not a junkie, but did have a drink or two now and then. Our research indicates federal standards for admission to RDAP are quite low. Even drug dealers have played the alcohol angle to get into the program.

Inmates must only demonstrate

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Bernie & Gaye â&#x20AC;&#x201D; What do they have in common, our Independent Congressman and our Democratic Speaker of the House?

Answer: trouble with deadlines.

This week, Associated Press says Rep. Sanders failed last year to file required financial disclosure reports following three speechmaking trips paid for by the sponsors. Staff Chief Jeff Weaver says the paperwork was filled out but got lost.

And who were the insidious sponsors?

How about Smith College, Cal Tech and NASDAQ? Certainly one could argue Bernie Sanders is a pro-lesbian environmental capitalist, but whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d listen?

Closer to home, Democratic House Speaker Gaye Symington has recently had similar difficulty.

Word from GOP sources was the Speakerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s household was a few weeks late paying the Jericho property taxes.

When we asked her about it last week, Speaker Gaye informed us we were the fourth journalist to inquire.

And, yes, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s true. Her husband, whatshisname, apparently blew it.

And it gets worse. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Trackâ&#x20AC;? has learned that the Vermont Speaker of the House, a woman who has courageously established a strong and respectful leadership style, a champion of a progressive universal health-care system, also failed to renew the family dogâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license on time.

Sounds like a suburban crime wave, eh?

Race Matters â&#x20AC;&#x201C; As the song says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got to know when to hold

â&#x20AC;&#x2122;em and know when to fold â&#x20AC;&#x2122;em.â&#x20AC;?

And folding â&#x20AC;&#x2122;em on the matter of racial appointments is something Gov. Jim Douglas appeared only too happy to do last week.

As you may know, our Republican governor did a dumb thing recently. He used his powers of appointment to turn the Vermont Human Rights Commission into a white-only panel. Jim Crow must have smiled.

The issue wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t about whether Douglasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; appointee, who had replaced the commissionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only person of color, was â&#x20AC;&#x153;qualified.â&#x20AC;?

Rather, the issue was our governor had completely failed to imagine what an all-white jury looks like to a black, brown, yellow or red Vermonter.

In response, the Senate Appropriations Committee has attached an amendment to the state budget bill requiring at least one Vermonter from a racial minority sit on the panel that investigates complaints of racism.

State Sen. Matt Dunne (DWindsor) told â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Track,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Many people in Vermont were very surprised when the governor chose not to appoint the one racial-minority member of the Human Rights Commission. We were equally surprised that when he was asked about it he was unaware that was something that would be a priority as we evaluate human-rights issues in Vermont.â&#x20AC;?

In response, Sen. Dunne, along with State Sen. Diane Snelling (RChittenden), attached an amendment adding â&#x20AC;&#x153;clarity on the intention and scopeâ&#x20AC;? of the Human Rights Commission. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We decided, unfortunately,â&#x20AC;? said Dunne, â&#x20AC;&#x153;that it was necessary to include in the appropriation bill the requirement that at least one member represent a racial minority.â&#x20AC;?

Asked if he had a problem with the amendment, Douglas replied, â&#x20AC;&#x153;No. I indicated in the past I understand the concern. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m sensitive to it,â&#x20AC;? said Gov. Douglas. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If the senators want to insist on that, I certainly donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have a problem with it.â&#x20AC;?

Douglas had gotten the message.

And the message was: Shut up and take it.

Informed of the Guvâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s miraculous conversion to racial sensitivity, Dunne said it shows that â&#x20AC;&#x153;the educational process still works.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think he is someone who can clearly learn from past mistakes,â&#x20AC;?

Dunne said of Douglas, â&#x20AC;&#x153;and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m delighted that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on board with our amendment.â&#x20AC;?

P.S. Originally there was some confusion over which committee member had made the motion to amend the budget with the Human Rights Commission requirement.

Most eyewitnesses thought it was Sen. Snelling and were surprised to hear Sen. Dunne taking credit.

Dunne explained to us the committee operates in a very â&#x20AC;&#x153;fluidâ&#x20AC;? fashion and he thought he had been the sponsor.

Snelling remembered differently.

But Snelling is not running for Congress in 2006 like Young Matt.

Last word is that allâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been patched up. No hard feelings.

Collegiality has broken out.

Pass that joint! m â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Trackâ&#x20AC;? is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

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But why would Boettcher want admission to a drug treatment program?

Because successful completion of the program would knock three months off his jail time. Every minute counts. In fact, they say they count even more when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re 57.

The problem is, Nellis, Boettcherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first choice of residence, is slated to be closed by the Bush adminstrationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bureau of Prisons.

The last RDAP at Nellis starts this week. Boettcher wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t arrive in time.

So Attorney Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neill is making a last-minute pitch to get his client transferred to the federal prison camp in Sheridan, Oregon, where hopefully, Big Bill can get into the RDAP. Boettcherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s biggest problem, noted in documents filed by the U.S. Attorneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office, is that the convicted CEO did not divulge his alleged alcohol â&#x20AC;&#x153;problemâ&#x20AC;? in time to be included in the pre-sentence report. The government says it sounds fishy. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Boettcher provides no explanation as to why, if this information were somehow relevant, he did not share it with Probation or the Court in the time period prescribed,â&#x20AC;? U.S. Attorney David Kirby wrote in opposition.

Instead, Boettcher and his attorney successfully lobbied the judge to recommend Nellis, apparently hoping that once there, the Vermont inmate could easily slip into RDAP. A decision by U.S. District Court Judge Bill Sessions is expected this week.

Either way, Nellis or Sheridan, the former CEO of Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest hospital will have his last drink Monday night.

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First of all, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the issue of image quality. Bands think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s some kind of coup to get their picture in the paper in the first place, but half the time the pictureâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only there because the calendar guy was left scrambling to fill the space and would have used just about anything he had on hand. Still, certain standards must be upheld: A color copy generally wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t cut it, and that goes for homemade album covers, too. Neither will a murky red-eye special snapped in the alley behind the club by someoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s girlfriend on, like, what was that, her frigginâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Kodak Disc camera?

It makes you look like a bunch of deer about to get smeared by a semi.

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Hippie jam bands: No more pictures with ferns, moss, wheat fields, windmills, geodesic domes or any of that we’re-so-tribal, back-to-the-land nonsense.

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Yikes! As though having your picture taken weren’t strenuous enough, now someone in the band has to come up with the one-sheet, which is the industry term for the verbal fellating the band gives (or tacitly endorses for) itself in the (not always baseless) hope that a music writer will forego trundling out a different set of overused adjectives and simply parrot the information supplied to him. A one-sheet is supposed to whip up enthusiasm for a band or its newest record with a “hook.” In

a second, far more insidious role, it is also a blatant attempt by the parties most concerned to create the established wisdom concerning a given band.

As such, a one-sheet is generally a mishmash of swollen prose, outlandish claims and the transparent self-mythologizing that, admittedly, is one of the most fun things about being in a band in the first place. The problem is that what you think is important or interesting about your band probably isn’t going to be important or interesting to the guy reading the one-sheet, or at any rate no more so than the life stories of 20 other bands whose one-sheets he’s had to translate into English already this morning.

Here comes the tough love: Unless the name of your current band is already known outside the city limits of your college town, no one is going to care a whit about any of your former bands. So all that crap about “like a phoenix rising from the ashes, guitarist Hadsell Snevitch emerged from the ruins of Granolafinger and formed Soulflow with former members of Herb and InneRhythm,” you can just toss that junk right this sec. All you’re doing is giving the calendar guy a headache and another reason to dislike you.

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the other bands you’ve “performed with” or “shared the stage with,” or however you choose to describe your relationship to the band that got most of the money and all of the hot local girls while you felt like rock stars just for getting a whole case of beer to share six ways. What, I’m supposed to be impressed because you played the same five-band bill with some hardcore fossils who have been around since my dad was a kid? Simply sharing a bill with some Big Name doesn’t necessarily vouchsafe the quality or status of your band — you could just as easily be saying you’re friends with the promoter, or that there aren’t that many other bands in your town. Or that after five years of playing together you simply haven’t managed to create a fan base of your own.

Press clippings are always handy for vetting other writers’ assertions against those made by the band or its publicist, but avoid including too many clips from the same writer, which just looks piteous. Make some reviews up if you have to, and fabricate a bogus publication or two for good measure. Your band getting a great review on jambase.org? Boh-ring! Your band getting a great review in Transgendered Christian Anarchist Bowhunter Monthly?

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These are hard times for horn makers.

Being a luthier: Now there’s a growth industry.

Why? Well, in part because of people like Brookes. Tumbling into his early fifties, no longer such a rolling stone, Brookes wears that fragrant cologne of nostalgia and furtive rebellion which Harley Davidson salesmen can sniff a mile away. When a careless airline baggage attendant all but snapped the head off Brookes’ 20-year-old Flyde, he decided it was time to have a new guitar made by hand. Only this time he would watch.

a school where one can learn the trade: Vermont Instruments, in Thetford.

Brookes’ craftsman is Rick Davis, salesman, shipper and luthier at Running Dog Guitars in Essex Junction. Davis came to the craft by way of repairing BMWs and building kayaks. He first began working on guitars after buying a do-it-yourself kit.

Now, for a little more than $2000, he is going to build Brookes a really nice one.

Guitar history will likely lure lots of readers to this book, and Brookes’ cleareyed descriptions of how a guitar gets made will keep them reading. Looking over Davis’ shoulder, you get to watch pieces of cherry become bouts and binding, learn what will make it tick and hum.

The whole process emerges as a kind of delicate balancing act — pitting certain forces in the wood against the tension of the string. Davis bends and twists and blows. “He clamps one end against a heated stainless steel slat . . . and slowly starts to bend the wood down against the slat until they meet farther and farther along the curve. I can barely watch,” writes Brookes, holding his breath. “It’s impossible that so thin and brittle a piece of wood can be elastic enough to bend one way around the large lower bout, then in and out again, sharply, for the waist, and then around the small upper bout.”

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Pirsig’s story started in Minneapolis.

Brookes’ began in Vermont, where there are more guitar makers per capita than any other state of the union. There is even

With fewer contortions, Brookes also traces the route by which the guitar came to America. The first one, apparently, showed up in St. Augustine (now Florida) in the late 1500s among the effects of a Spanish soldier. After that, the English brought them over to the colonies; the Mexicans ferried them up into California; and, in perhaps the oddest instance of happenstance, shipwrecked Portuguese sailors brought them to the Hawaiian islands, kick-starting a boom in so-called native Polynesian music and steel guitar,

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FROM GUITAR: AN AMERICAN LIFE Guitars begin with wood. On a sharp, brittle January day I’m back in Rick’s shop, writing him a check for the $500 deposit while he pulls down samples of wood for the back, sides, and top.

Insofar as I’ve been able to picture my Vermont guitar I’ve imagined maple, the classic Vermont wood, but Rick pulls out a plank of cherry that he bought at Sterling Hardwoods in Burlington, and it is breathtaking. A series of ripples run through the grain in the middle section, caused (perhaps) by a virus, and the wood looks like crushed velvet. He dabs a little naphtha on a rag and polishes a few square inches, and the wood takes on what the French call chatoyance, the luminous cat’s-eye luster that throws light out of the depth of the wood, creating the illusion of three dimensions that shift and move like a hologram. Cherry guitars are unusual, Rick says, but he likes the northern hardwoods — maple, cherry, walnut, sycamore — rather than the tropical exotics.

They’re his neighbors.

What he didn’t know was that cherry is my favorite wood. My family bought me a young cherry tree for my birthday, and it’s the first thing you see outside our front door. We’ll go with the cherry.

Mind you, if there’s one thing Rick has already started warning me about, in a series of more and less pointed asides, it’s the danger of falling in love with a gorgeous piece of wood. At the moment, he says, there’s a trend among modern high-end guitar makers to treat the guitar less as a musical instrument and more as a sculpture. Startling headstock shapes. Wild bridge shapes and positions. A body shape that is so nonangular that it seems to be in the process of melting, like Dali’s soft watches. The trouble is, showy woods may not sound significantly better than plainer ones, and they may not age well. As Rick puts it, in ten years’ time they may explode. Electrics, meanwhile, are also becoming more woodconscious, more three-dimensional, as if furtively ashamed of their utilitarian roots and trying to take on some of the rounded charm of the acoustic. High-end guitars in particular, such as the Paul Reed Smith line, are filling out, becoming “almost cello-like.”

In the various online acoustic guitar discussion groups, a certain regionalism seems to emerge. In Florida, the talk is all of wood and pearl. In California, it’s all of wood. “If they’re from anywhere else in the country they may mention sound. It’s very annoying to me as a builder. I’m sick to death of inlay and pearl,” Rick says, sick of the look that says “fifty oysters died to make this guitar.” A bumper sticker on the wall shows a sea otter swimming on its back, opening a shell, with the legend, SAVE THE ABALONE.

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which was invented and perfected by the great Hawaiian guitarist Joseph Kekuku.

Modern rock ’n’ roll has given us so many famous strummers, from Johnny Cash to Jimi Hendrix. Happily, Guitar doesn’t get overly impressed with such celebrities — although it is cool to hear that Hendrix learned to play on a broken ukelele. Brookes’ most vivid portraits play up the unsung heroes of the luthier art, the people with the skills and the raw materials to build instruments that bridge one genre of music to another.

One guitar maker, fiftysomething Ken Savage of Puget Sound, tells of having an old man walk into his shop offering good wood. The luthier agreed, not expecting much, only to discover that the man had salvaged and air-dried enough quilted maple — which is apparently quite rare — to fill a 30-by-60-foot warehouse.

As it turns out, two decades prior, the man had spent five years rescuing maple from a timber cut, “going into the forest with a chain saw, cutting them into two-inch-wide planks, carrying them as much as a quarter of a mile out to the nearest road and then driving them back to his shed. Then he would stack them [in the same order] as he took them off the tree. He carefully numbered them and waxed the ends.

He treated the wood perfectly.”

Now, one strip at a time, this precious wood is shaped and twisted into “sprites” and “chickadees” for aging baby boomers or famous rockers. If Brookes’ “concert jumbo” comes from more common stock, Guitar makes vividly clear that it is no less special. After all, the guitar’s journey only begins in the artisan’s workshop. What happens after that, as history has shown, is up to its owner. m

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decades past as well as three songs recorded last fall by the original Ravens, all of whom are now about 60 years old. One listen to â&#x20AC;&#x153;Durhamâ&#x20AC;? in its fuzz-toned glory shows they can still rock.

The Ravens played whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s now called garage rock. This loud, basic music sprouted in the wake of the Beatles and the Stones, who inspired thousands of kids across America to start bands, rehearsing in garages and releasing 45s.

Today, small labels put out CD compilations of those old records for new fans, while new bands, including the Strokes and the Hives, carry on the tradition.

Shade, the mysterious caller, had managed a neo-garage band in Sweden. When he landed in the Plattsburgh area to take a job editing the Lake Champlain Weekly newspaper, he got to wondering whether his new home had any interesting bands back in the 1960s. He found enough material to put together the Heart So Cold CD, which featured the Ravens, the Twiliters, the Thunderbolts and other 1960s-era Lake Champlain-area bands.

But the Ravens stood out for him.

First, they recorded dozens of songs when most bands were lucky to record a couple.

Second, they wrote all the songs themselves, which was rare back then. Third, they did it all several years before anyone in America had even heard of the Beatles.

Miraculously, most of the old Ravens songs had been saved. The band members and their families dug bits and pieces from attics and closets. As the Ravens decided what would make the new CD, the songs sparked a lot of memories.

Young, Lyford and Brassard grew up in Northfield. Young remembers Brassard and Lyford singing at a church bazaar in the late 1950s. Wanting to join in, he got an old drum set. Things got hotter in 1960, when Lyford and Young spent the summer working as golf caddies in Lake Placid, where they met Stephen Blodgett, a guitar player from Stowe. That fall, they all hooked up with Brassard to form Mike and the Throbs â&#x20AC;&#x201D; short for â&#x20AC;&#x153;heartthrobs,â&#x20AC;? they hoped.

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1962. The group brought in Stephen’s brother John, who had a real Fender electric guitar — still a rare thing in those days — and could play lead. As a joke, they dubbed him “Bo,” after Bo Diddley.

It stuck.

Young remembers the first time he heard their first single, “Mr. Heartbreak,” by the renamed Mike and the Ravens on the radio. “We were driving in the car and a chill goes up my spine. I think I pulled over. It was a babe magnet. We were then 17 or 18; that was something else.”

One of the Ravens’ favorite places to play in those days was the Rollerland skating rink in Plattsburgh. It was a Quonset hut with a curved roof made of corrugated metal. “There were about 1200, 1600 yelling kids crammed inside,” Brassard remembers. “It was very hot, like a pressure cooker. Mist was rising off the audience.”

“We all dressed in black suits and white shirts,” he adds. “We looked like hoods — or thought we did. We just

wanted to rock. On stage, I was constantly doing splits and yelling. I couldn’t contain myself, I was so happy. It was singing and chicks, and there were a lot of both.”

They played Rollerland, the Air Force base, high school dances and frat parties at UVM, Dartmouth, even Wesleyan and Yale. They also went on tours of New England, opening for national bands such as Brian Hyland, Tommy Roe and the Drifters — big acts that had hit records.

The dream ended on Labor Day weekend, 1962. With the weekend off, Stephen Blodgett, Young and Lyford decided it would be fun to play some rock music over the huge, hi-fidelity carillon speakers in Stowe Community Church. “To us, it wasn’t a church at all.

It was simply an amplification system,” says Lyford. “It just happened to be in that building. We weren’t intending to offend anybody.” >> 28A

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They jimmied a window to get in, put on a record, and then set the carillon’s timer to go off at 2 a.m. and ran up the hill behind the nearby school. “We heard the needle striking the record — skrit, skrit. We knew it would be really loud,” Lyford recalls. They watched lights go on all around town, hearing the angry shouts and finally the needle being yanked off the record. Then, blessed silence.

Blodgett’s mom called the sheriff, having figured out who was responsible. “The next thing you knew, we were in court in our band coats,” says Lyford. “We went to jail for two days. Mike heard about it from a Paul Harvey newscast.” The boys’ names weren’t mentioned, but “he couldn’t imagine anyone else in Vermont that it could have been.”

Their parents laid down the law, and soon the boys were packed off to college — except for Brassard, who put together a second Ravens group. He later owned Midas Muffler shops in New York and Vermont, and now lives in Florida. The other Ravens are still in Vermont. Stephen Blodgett, Lyford and Young all became lawyers, and John Blodgett works for the Vermont Agency for Transportation, tracking traffic volumes.

Produced by Shade, the first Nevermore CD mixes songs from the original band with vintage radio clips and tape snippets of the guys goofing around. It opens with Brassard soloing at age 16, whistling a folk ditty on WDEV’s “Hi-Fi Club.”

Then it kicks into two solid blasts of teen-rockin’ mayhem, “Dum Duvey” and “Two-Ton Jenny.” On “Mr. Heartbreak,” Brassard’s voice ranges from a low, earthy Elvis-ish growl to an ethereal Roy Orbison quaver.

The second CD features various groupings of one or more Ravens from the 1960s to the ’90s, the new songs, and even radio jingles from Stephen and Mike’s Hammer Sound Productions.

Like a hot rod assembled from parts from different cars, the Nevermore CD isn’t exactly seamless. Even computer technology can only do so much to improve the sound of the earliest Ravens cuts. But the engine under the music’s hood is revved up with horsepower to spare and a roar that can’t be muffled.

“You shudder at some of the things you did, but at least you did it,” says Stephen Blodgett, who has always written songs and is working on new material for the band. “I mostly would like it if some new stuff we were doing drew some interest. It’s fun to do it but in the long run, if people like the way it sounds, then it’s a success.”

Last November, for the first time in 42 years, all of the Ravens gathered in the same room to play rock ’n’ roll. Brassard came up from North Carolina, where he’d been undergoing treatment for a serious illness at Duke University Medical Center. Young and John Blodgett hadn’t played drums or guitar in 30-odd years. Lyford had been playing music with his children, but not much else.

On “Durham,” John Blodgett rips out a fierce guitar riff on a borrowed fuzz box — an item that didn’t exist when the band broke up. As Shade tells it, “He nailed it on the second take. Hadn’t

played guitar in 32 years. He’s this 62-year-old dude with this grin on his face, and he just said, ‘I like fuzz.’ It was the coolest thing you ever saw in your life.”

The upshot is that the four Vermont-based Ravens are rehearsing in Young’s basement — right back where they started. This summer, they plan to start recording all-new Ravens songs. “All the old farts are up and on our feet and having a lot of fun,” says Lyford.

“Your heart doesn’t change,” muses Brassard.

“When you get to be 62, you will still have the same heart. We’ll find a way to do something that people like and say, ‘Yeah, that’s cool, that rocks.’” His booming voice drops to a whisper.

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Tonight’s Coffeehouse is especially crowded; well over 100 fans have shown up for this 10th-anniversary celebration.

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already gathered, waiting for the doors to open. People cluster on the front steps and spill into the gravel parking lot, which is rapidly filling with cars. The Coffeehouse — which features performances by local and nationally touring singer-songwriters — has been packing this roomy hall on the first Saturday of the month for 10 years. In that time, people have figured out that if you want to be sure to get in, you have to arrive

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Built in 1864, the building has housed town meetings, contra dances and spaghetti suppers. Ruane claims that at one time, the upstairs balcony extended the length of the hall and contained a library and a gymnasium, where local kids played basketball.

According to the Ripton Community Coffeehouse’s website — http://www.rcch.org — by 1994, the hall was barely being used at all, and then only for town meetings and the occasional wedding. Ruane and his wife Andrea Chesman were hosting a jam session at their own house when a group of friends came up with the idea of presenting music in the Ripton room. Seeking permission to use it, they approached the town selectboard and won approval.

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tured artists, but says heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always impressed by the quality of the open-mike acts that kick off every professional show. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot of good local talent,â&#x20AC;? he observes. In fact, he identifies the Coffeehouseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s quintessential open mike guy, Bob Bernstein, as his favorite musician.

Ruane and friends decided to forgo the open mike for the anniversary show, but they invited Bernstein to start the night with three songs, including Feldhausenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Five Nights With a Redhead.â&#x20AC;? As Bernstein launches into his first number, it starts to make sense why heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been performing all these years at the open mikes but hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t graduated to a feature spot. All three of his songs follow a pattern: a few simple lyrics, repeated several times, in a not-quite-ready-for-primetime warble.

But Bernstein, a sort of awkward, bespectacled man, has a quirky charm and a lot of heart.

After his second song â&#x20AC;&#x201D; chorus: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going back to Bristol / thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s where I want to be / Oh Lord Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going homeâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the audience begs him to play â&#x20AC;&#x153;the redhead song,â&#x20AC;? and he obliges to a volley of cheers.

The song tells of a redheaded woman who broke the singerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s heart after only five days, er, nights. Halfway through, the

audience joins in. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Five nights with a redhead,â&#x20AC;? Bernstein and his eager listeners belt, â&#x20AC;&#x153;five nights with a redhead / five nights with a redhead / those sure were five fine nights.â&#x20AC;?

Whistles and applause erupt at the end, along with the sound of hands pounding a long table that borders a bench that runs down one of the walls.

Next up is Ruane, accompanied by vocalist and volunteer Beth Duquette, with Michael Corn on guitar and Mitch Barron on bass. Ruane wrote the first number after hearing the eerie howls of coyotes outside his home. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Coyote,â&#x20AC;? he asks in a smooth, haunting voice, â&#x20AC;&#x153;why do you sound so blue?â&#x20AC;? It soothes the crowd.

Many close their eyes and nod to the beat.

After Ruaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s group finishes, emcee Calwell gets up to tell a few jokes and buy time while the next act sets up. Behind her, guitarist Corn stays on stage where heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s joined by the other three members of Va-etvient. The French-inspired quartet includes vocalists Carol Reed, who also plays guitar, and Suzanne Germain, who doubles as the rhythm section.

George Dunne plays flute and an irresistible button-box accordion.

Their first song is a cappella, backed by the insistent beat of

Dunneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s heavy foot pounding out 4/4 time. Then they launch into a medieval dirge called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Belle.â&#x20AC;? Probably only a few people in the room understand what theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re saying â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in French â&#x20AC;&#x201D; but the sadness is so palpable that it almost doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t matter.

After their set, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an intermission, during which everyone gets up, stretches their legs, and grabs a few delicious and cheap homemade baked goods, or a 50-cent cup of organic, fair-trade, shade-grown coffee donated by the Vermont Coffee Company. Proceeds from the concessions benefit a different nonprofit every month â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in this case, the Coffeehouse itself.

While the adults linger and chat with old friends, kids burst through the doors and run up and down the stairs. Their noise, and the sound of people talking about everything from politics to music to a fundraising car wash at Mount Abraham Union High School, is music to emcee Joanna Calwellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ears.

Trying to describe what she enjoys so much about this scene, she recalls something singersongwriter Cosy Sheridan told the audience a month before: â&#x20AC;&#x153;She said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Thanks for coming out. A lot of money was spent so you would stay home and watch TV tonight.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? m

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Magic City, Featuring drums, viola, upright bass and Nectar’s, trombone, Chorney’s “prepared guitar” Burlington, Tuesday, June 7, and the exquisite voice of Miriam 8 p.m.

Bernardo, the band’s sound is an ethereal hybrid of jazz and chamber music, combining otherworldly melodies with earthy harmonies and hypnotic rhythms.

Magic City’s debut CD, 2004’s The June Book, is a sultry tribute to composer and big band leader Sun Ra and his longtime vocalist June Tyson. Known for creating avant-jazz with spiritually conscious, sci-fi-tinged lyrics, Ra, who played the Discover Jazz Festival in 1988, departed the terrestrial realm in 1993. Magic City — who play their first Burlington gig at Nectar’s this week — carry on his cosmically attuned tradition.

With shoulder-length brown hair,

groovy, wire-rimmed glasses and an easygoing demeanor, 44-year-old Chorney comes across like your favorite hipster uncle, the one who’ll let you sip his beer while teaching you a thing or two about jazz. And he has a lot to teach — but don’t call him a bandleader. “I like to think of myself as more of a ‘collaboration facilitator,’” he says, smiling.

Chorney’s most recent recruitment effort features some of the finest young players in the state. In addition to Bernardo, 25, Magic City includes 27year-old bassist Robinson Morse, who has performed with Vorcza and Voice, and trombonist Andrew Maroz, 22, whose resume includes gigs with Dave Grippo and the Trey Anastasio Band. Violist Caleb Elder, 24, is a member of bluegrass acts The Cleary Brothers and The Mad Mountain Scramblers, while 20-year-old Geza Carr works the kit with afro-fusion group Downboi, and regularly gigs with Morse at Montpelier’s Langdon Street Café. Chorney seems delighted to be playing with each of them. “These are really in-demand folks, and they’re all fantastic,” he enthuses.

Originally from Buffalo, New York, Chorney headed to Burlington at age 18.

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Vermonters know him for his horn playing, he actually started out on guitar, performing in local combos such as the shortlived, worldbeat group Sundog in the mid-’80s. His brass fascination began at 25, when someone gave him a saxophone.

Teaching himself music theory and notation, Chorney practiced his horn while “living in the woods by myself — which is a great place to learn to play sax.”

Chorney really hit his stride in the ’90s with viperHouse. The nine-piece band’s wide-lens approach to acid-jazz won them acclaim throughout New England and was documented on two studio albums, Shed and Lap Hen. When the group disbanded in 2000 — “right around the time George W. was elected,” Chorney says — he put down the horn and began experimenting with the sixstring once again.

A key component of Magic City’s sound is Chorney’s unconventional approach to the instrument. He achieves different tones by placing foam strips or insulated telephone wire beneath the strings at various positions around the soundhole. “I brought my guitar to a session one day, and lying on the ground was a piece of foam rubber,” he says. “I just put it on the strings, and I instantly said aha!” Chorney demonstrates the effect; his rhythmic, cyclical picking can evoke sounds ranging from a harp to a gamelan. “Over the last year, I’ve been really exploring it,” he goes on. “I have a whole formula for each treatment. But the great thing about it is that it’s never quite the same — the overtones are different every time. I’m really excited about it, because in a way, I’ve invented my own instrument. It’s liberating to me because there’s no standard.”

Another thing that sets Magic City apart is their approach to performance.

Rather than soloing over a set of changes, as is typical of small jazz combos, band members voice the material as a single instrument. Even Bernardo’s gorgeous, low-toned pipes are simply another component of the group’s voluptuous sound.

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Chorney achieves different tones by placing foam strips or insulated telephone wire beneath the strings at various positions around the soundhole. like that,” Chorney says. “It’s thrilling. But music also encompasses art. To have your technical ability not only express your hours and hours of practice, but also your artistic mind, is another form of discipline.”

Magic City grew out of Chorney’s repeat collaborations with Bernardo, which found them tackling some pretty bold material. “Right before Magic City, Miriam and I had a group called The Seven Deadly Sins, which performed the music of Kurt Weill,” he says. Noted for his subversive use of classical and jazz music as a weapon of social criticism, the German composer — who was most active in the late ’20s — created

work that deliberately challenged audiences.

“A lot of the reasons for why we chose that material came from the state of the world,” Chorney explains. “Weill’s work dealt directly with social and political issues. We did a couple of successful concerts, but the songs are pretty brutal. One of the pieces we performed is called ‘What Keeps Mankind Alive,’ and the punchline, so to speak, is that man is kept alive by bestial acts. And meanwhile the war is raging, and what’s going on politically is insane. So I started thinking, what if we dealt with these issues by going in the complete opposite direction?

What if we presented music from another planet, which negates what seems to be the nature of mankind, and insists upon an alternate, perhaps more beautiful reality?”

The music of Sun Ra fit the bill perfectly. Originally, Chorney and Bernardo imagined a more literal tribute, with two drummers and a full horn section. An intimate runthrough of a few Ra compositions made them re-think their initial idea. “One night, when we were playing with Seven Deadly Sins, we opened with some Sun Ra tunes, just the two of us,” Chorney says. “The feeling for me was of absolute freedom. It was so special and spellbinding, that that’s where we decided to go with it.”

Chorney also felt they were on to something, and was eager to continue. “I was really curious to see how this kind of material would affect an audience — you know, singing about living in the space age.

But from the first couple of shows, it was so obvious. The

experience was truly magical.”

You might think that’s how the group earned their handle, but the moniker actually comes from the nickname for Birmingham, Alabama — Sun Ra’s place of birth and final resting ground. “He grew up there, and even wrote a couple of pieces with the title — ‘East Side of Magic City,’ and so forth,” Chorney explains.

Over the course of his career, the far-out composer earned a reputation for being deliberately obscure. In spite of Sun Ra’s eccentricities, Chorney recalls being instantly drawn to his work. “The first time I heard Sun Ra was in 1986 at Hunt’s in Burlington,” he says. “From the first note, I realized I was hearing the concert of my life.

The music was a combination of absolute delight, driving intensity and sheer beauty. They incorporated humor, but it never diminished the regal import of the whole endeavor. I hesitate to use the word spiritual, because it has certain connotations. But there’s something truly heartening there.” Bernardo feels similarly. “They’re celestial lullabies — the music gives hope,” she says. “I truly love it, it just opens me up. In doing this music, I can let go of perfection and just go for the embodiment.

I also like to watch how it hits certain people.”

When he arranges Sun Ra’s music for the band, Chorney takes quite a few liberties. But he aims to preserve the overall character of the work. “The melodies are there, the basic chords are there,” Chorney says, comparing his approach to arranging to that of Miles Davis collaborator Gil Evans. “I think it’s all fair game as long as the spirit of the piece

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Re-imagining Sun Raâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s big band compositions for a smaller, chamber-style group might seem like a pretty radical move, but Chorney says it was perfectly natural. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Doing away with concerning ourselves with that was great,â&#x20AC;? he explains. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Big band was not what we were doing, you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do that with a four or five piece anyway, so we were like, fine â&#x20AC;&#x201D; weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll do it with what we have.â&#x20AC;?

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othing heats up a cold Vermont night like a reggae show at the Rusty Nail in Stowe.

The winter coat can stay in the car because you know you’ll soon be sweating.

Between the rasta rhythms and the discount drafts, it’s the next best thing to an island getaway.

But a different kind of warming trend was discernible at a sold-out show of Toots and the Maytals there last March.

Just beyond the line of ticket takers, a couple of volunteers greeted everyone who

duo has brought more than half a dozen enlightened reggae acts to the area, including Midnite, Sly & Robbie, Culture and Sister Carol, Dezarie and Ikhaba.

Although they look more like pizza guys than concert promoters, and both are professional pie-pushers, they’ve created a groovy, Central Vermont scene that saves a lot of hippies from having to drive to Higher Ground.

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Since October, the duo has brought more than half a dozen enlightened reggae acts to the area, including Midnite, Sly & Robbie, Culture and Sister Carol, Dezarie and Ikhaba. came through the front door with a friendly, “Thanks for coming out tonight.” No interrogation, no backpack search, no patting down.

Just good, small-town customer service, courtesy of 1 lb. Productions — a concert-presenting company comprised of young arts entrepreneurs Carlo Rovetto and Patrick Brooks. Since October, the

year-old Rovetto, who brings the same upbeat attitude to his pizza place in Plainfield: the aptly named Positive Pie. The two men met five years ago, when dreadlocked 29-year-old Brooks was living across the street from the newly opened pizzeria. He now resides in Waterbury and works at Rovetto’s cousin’s pizza place in Stowe.

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This summer Rovetto is opening a second, much larger storefront in Montpelier, where he can finally combine his two passions: pizza and promotion.

Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s transformed the 3000-square-foot space previously occupied by the State Street Market into a serious music venue, complete with full-sized stage, DJ booth and dance floor. The veneer plaster walls, exposed brick and a super-high ceiling painted midnight blue suggest a real urban nightclub in the making.

Live entertainment at Langdon Street Cafe and the Black Door Bar & Bistro has already put Montpelier back on the musical map. When Positive Î 2 opens in July, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll add a reggae beat to the Capital Cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rockinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Renaissance. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People were itching for something to do here,â&#x20AC;? Rovetto observes. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s why he and Brooks first started throwing musical parties at their respective homes in Marshfield and Waterbury â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x153;like house parties with bands, not normal parties,â&#x20AC;?

Brooks clarifies. Once they brought in a band from Boston. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We started getting some really good crowds. Hundreds of people, basically.â&#x20AC;?

Rovetto also hosted live music on a regular basis at his funky Plainfield pizzeria. Most of it was â&#x20AC;&#x153;really small stuff,â&#x20AC;? he concedes, with one exception: a reggae show â&#x20AC;&#x153;that was full-blown all over the streets,â&#x20AC;? he recalls, chuckling. Apparently, town residents in close proximity didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t appreciate the vibrations. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But it was more those parties that we had at the houseâ&#x20AC;? Brooks says, that inspired them to take it to another level. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We just liked hosting,â&#x20AC;? Brooks says.

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It’s that simple? “You learn to do it as you do it,” Brooks explains, noting that he and Rovetto drew a lot of valuable lessons from their first show last October. They booked Midnite, a St. Croix-based reggae band, to play at the Rusty Nail. At $10 a ticket, it sold out, but when all the bills were in, the duo came up short by a couple hundred dollars. “We didn’t realize all the extra expenses: hotel, food, promotions.

Those color flyers are two bucks a piece,” Brooks says.

They charged twice as much for tickets to their next concert, Sly & Robbie, and did better financially. In fact, the dub kings who formed the original rhythm section for Peter Tosh generated a tidy profit for the two entrepreneurs. Sure, there was a small problem with one of the musicians, who was convinced he’d found a piece of camel meat in his food — which, in this case, was an authentic Jamaican dinner. Generally speaking, though, managing talent doesn’t appear to be 1 lb.’s biggest concern.

Managing money is. The cash they cleared on Sly & Robbie was lost over the next three shows.

Two of them happened within a week of each other at Waitfield’s Eclipse Theater after the beleaguered venue had already shut down. Brooks had to take out a loan against his truck to cover his portion of the debt. Resigned, he says with a laugh, “I make loan payments now.”

On both occasions, weather was also an issue.

“If it starts snowing, you can expect half the people to show,” Brooks informs. Other hard-earned revelations that may be unique to sparsely populated, snowboarder-infested Central Vermont: Weekends are much better than weekdays. And Rovetto points out the importance of having enough time to build excitement between shows.

He’s learned it’s unrealistic to expect the local reggae audience to drop $20 on entertainment more than once a month.

Choosing acts is the easy part. At least in the reggae realm, Rovetto and Brooks seem to have good programming instincts. That’s probably because “it’s stuff that we know,” says Brooks.

“It’s easy to tell people something will be good if you’re confident about it.”

Easier still when you’re mixing with them all day long in Stowe, Plainfield and Montpelier. As pizza purveyors, Rovetto and Brooks are perfectly positioned to promote their presentations to customers easily converted into reggae fans. But ask them about demographics, and they both look puzzled. They’ve clearly stumbled into their niche.

Urged to be more analytical, Rovetto adds, “We’ve learned to take our time and really check it out — to get a reaction from people before we jump in and get it.” Reading the buzz on a band can mean the difference between packing the house and playing an empty room. Either way, the presenter still has to pay for the act.

The goal, Rovetto explains, is “to build, like, a name,” — artistic credibility — so when people hear it’s a 1 lb. production, “they know it’ll be a good show, an experience.” Rovetto cites one money-losing concert at the Eclipse as an example.

Although it was poorly attended, Sister Nancy, Brigadier Jerry and Sammy Dread drew fans from as far away as Virginia and Pennsylvania. And “spiritually, it was incredible,” he says, beaming.

“The people that did go talked about it for weeks.”

Such good reviews, spread by word of mouth, should get a few more reluctant reggae fans off the fence next time. The duo’s Culture show sold out last weekend. They’re trying to set up a big concert in Bolton at the end of August — “with a huge tent,” Brooks adds. Also in the works is a fall hip-hop series at the Rusty Nail that would include Inspectah Deck, formerly of the Wu-Tang Clan.

“We’ll do something in Burlington eventually,” Brooks promises.

In the meantime, there’s the Montpelier space, which Rovetto plans to program with live music a

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CARLO ROVETTO couple of nights a week. “Lots of people are excited to play here,” he says. “I’ve got stacks and stacks of promo stuff.” He expects profits from the pizza side of the business will even out the ups and downs of the in-house entertainment.

It’s still a gamble, though. Wide-eyed Brooks reports he recently heard about a guy in the biz who lost $30,000 on a single show. He vows, “I’d do it for free if I knew I wasn’t going to lose any money.” But the financial stress hasn’t dulled his enthusiasm. With minimal urging, Brooks and Rovetto are happy to talk about their long-range plans, which include a 1 lb. recording studio, custom tour and a line of reggae-playing cruise ships.

Even articulating grand visions, though, these two guys are as far from slick as it gets.

“We’re not in it for the money,” Rovetto says.

“We’re in it for the good vibes.”

Brooks seconds, “We never want to get to the point where we’re not having fun doing it. That would suck.” 쩾

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<music> ANOTHER KIND OF BLUE :: Vocalist Madeleine Peyroux is becoming a certifiable sensation.

Eight years after her critically acclaimed (but commercially overlooked) album Dreamland introduced her sultry voice to the world, she’s finally getting her due. Her latest disc, Careless Love, showcases her Billie Holiday-esque pipes on smoky blues, back-porch country and jazzy torch songs. Born in Georgia but raised in California, Paris and the Big Apple, Peyroux brings her crosscultural upbringing to her musical worldview. Her unique phrasing adds new flavors to a variety of covers, while her originals show an artist continuing to grow. She kicks off Burlington’s Discover Jazz Fest this Friday with local pickers Jamie Masefield and Doug Perkins.

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JOHNSON STATE COLLEGE: THE MUSICAL I’ve personally never cared much for musical theater, but I know a hell of a lot of other folks do. It seems like every other week, there’s a movie, TV show or breakfast cereal being given the song and dance on Broadway, and the audiences are only getting bigger. I think they should start transforming cheesy ’80s horror flicks into musicals — how ’bout Sleepaway Camp for starters?

Until this year, New Englanders had to go to Boston or New York universities to receive a musicaltheater education. Now, toe-tapping thespians can learn the trade right here in Vermont. Johnson State College recently announced a new Bachelor’s degree program that “will meet the rigorous demands of singer-actor training,” according to JSC Performing Arts professor Russ Longtin.

The liberal arts college has more than 1700 students, with 110 currently enrolled in performing arts classes. College representatives expect those numbers to grow as a result of the new major. “Putting the program together made ultimate sense for us at this time,” says Music Professor Lisa Jablow. “Virtually all of the curricular elements were already in place and, with the musical once again a driving force on Broadway, the demand is there.”

Members of the theatrical community agree. “The genre dominates production choices on Broadway, summer stock and at many colleges,” says Tom Stevens, artistic director of QuarryWorks Theater. “A musical theater degree from JSC will give students an edge in the job market.” I just hope none of them steals my Sleepaway Camp idea.

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REMEMBERING RACHEL Vermont singer-songwriter Rachel Bissex’s passing left a major void in the Green Mountain folk music community. A lifelong friend of local arts, her beautiful voice and positivity is sorely missed. This month, a live music series in her honor wraps up at Charlie B’s at the Stoweflake Mountain Resort & Spa in Stowe.

The series benefits the Rachel Bissex College Fund, to help finance her children’s education, as well as several local nonprofits dedicated to funding breast cancer research. Singer-songwriter Jason Cann performs with a few friends on Friday, June 3, while contemporary pop sensation Gregory Douglass offers his talents the following evening. Both shows kick off at 8 p.m. and are free, with silent auction bids and donations accepted at each performance.

Joey Leone, Jim Branca and special guests bring their high-energy rhythm and blues to Stowe’s Rusty Nail for the series finale on Saturday, June 11. That show is $15 and starts at 8 p.m. If you’re looking for a way to celebrate the life of one of Vermont’s great talents, here’s one that Bissex would surely bless.

Do you think the Burlington club scene has pretty much sucked since Phish stopped playing Nectar’s?

Well, ex-Vermont rockers The Torpedoes have got you covered.

Back in the mid ’80s, the band — then called The Pink Torpedoes, after a Spinal Tap lyric — were an integral part of the Burlington music scene. Regulars at Hunt’s, Nectar’s and other local clubs, the group’s freewheeling music earned them a place in local rock history. According to band member Kevin Kleitz, they even had an early brush with greatness. “When our drummer took a four-week sabbatical, our happy hour gig at Doolin’s — now Ruben James — was given to a little known band called Phish, who reluctantly relinquished the spot upon his return,” he says. “It’s no coincidence that a subsequent Phish splinter group featuring Jon Fishman dubbed themselves Pork Tornado.” Huh? While The Torpedoes never became as well known as that other VT group, they have entertained audiences from Los Angeles to the Big Apple, releasing four CDs on their own Hungerford Horror label. Most of the band attended college at UVM, and they’ll be back in town for a college reunion — what better time to get a little “pink”? — that falls during the Discover Jazz Festival. Skip the swing and get ready to rock at Finnigan’s Pub on Friday, June 3 and Saturday, June 4 at 9:30 p.m.

SAX SWITCHEROO You might have already heard the news, but there’s been a slight change to the lineup of The Saxophone Summit, the post-bop supergroup comprising Michael Brecker, Joe Lovano and Dave Liebman. Due to circumstances beyond anyone’s control, their Discover Jazz Festival appearance will now feature young lion Chris Potter, who is temporarily filling in for an ailing Brecker.

Brecker underwent corrective surgery for a cracked vertebrae last August, and has been given doctor’s orders to sit this gig out. Actually, he’s been forced to cancel most of his appearances over the last nine months.

A 2004 jazz fest favorite, Potter has played with Dave Holland and Steely Dan, and was the winner of Downbeat Magazine’s 2003 Rising Star of the Tenor Saxophone award. Lovano and Liebman are fully confident in Potter’s abilities. “We’re very pleased to be joined by a beacon of the next generation, who embodies the spirit of creativity and musicianship that is the heart of our Saxophone Summit,” they said in a recent press release. Big praise, coming from these two.

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SPECIAL ED & THE SHORT BUS (jugpunk) Radio Bean, 4 p.m. NC, followed by ACOUSTIC MINDS (folk), 5 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/JULIET MCVICKER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

NC. LEFT EYE JUMP (blues), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Irish), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. NICOLE WILLIAMS (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. TRICKY PAT PRESENTS: WHIPLASH (drum ’n bass), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m.

NC. THE BUTTERFAT REBELLION, SPECIAL ED & THE SHORT BUS (bluesrock/jug-punk), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. SAM PREKOP, JAMES YORKSTON, SWALE (post-rock/indie-folk/altrock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $10.

OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. SEVEN DAYS SPEED DATING SINGLES PARTY, Second Floor, 8 p.m. $5. 21+.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. CLEARY BROTHERS (bluegrass), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m.

NC.

:: central B.A. FUNKHOUSE, Charlie O’s, 10 p.m.

NC.

ROCK STAR KARAOKE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE SHOWCASE W/SOPHA KINGS, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $3.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/MIKE PEDERSEN, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE CONTEST W/BILLY CALDWELL, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. DAVID LANGEVIN & FRIENDS (improv piano), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. EAMES BROTHERS (mtn. blues), Shed Restaurant & Brewery, 8 p.m. NC.

THU.02 :: burlington area

SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by CHRIS BENEKE, ALAN BEAUREGARD, AARON HORNBLAS (indie-rock), 9 p.m. NC, followed by WILL (Americana/rock), 10 p.m. NC. MOONLIGHT IN VT W/JOE CAPPS & PATRICIA JULIEN (jazz guitar & flute), Parima, 7 p.m. NC. WHAT THE FOLK? W/ACOUSTIC MINDS, KAREN MCFEETERS (folk/singer-songwriter), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $6, followed by QUEEN CITY ROCK (DJs), 10 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE W/LARRY MCCROREY (jazz/blues), Halvorson’s, 9 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (solo acoustic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 9 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. & DJ A-DOG (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. THE COWGIRLS (country), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. JIM BRANCA BAND (blues), Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. LIGHTNING RIDGE, DR. GREEN (rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE

PARTY (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. DA CHAMP, BURNT, RHYTHM RUCKUS, BURNT, KELP & CASH, DJ BIG DOG (live hip-hop), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $5/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. NC before 10:30 p.m.

C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. ANDRIC SEVERANCE (jazz piano), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 7 p.m. NC. CHRIS WYCKOFF (solo piano), Opus Grill, 7:30 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE TRIO (rock), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. CAT EMPIRE, CASUAL FIASCO (eclectic rock/jam), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30 p.m. $12/14.

AA. DJ TRICKY PAT (house/techno), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. BUDDHA FOOD GROUP (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 8 p.m.

NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9 p.m.

NC.

:: central RED HOT JUBA (Latin jazz), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8 p.m. $3.

SETH BERNARD & DAISY MAE (singer-songwriters), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern HOUSE BAND (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop/r&b), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. EL DUCE (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. BIG SPLINTER (mtn. country/folk/ blues), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT (Sound Obsession DJ), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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1. Common â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Be 2. Sleater Kinney â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The Woods 3. Audioslave â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Out of Exile 4. Gorillas â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Demon Days 5. Beck â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Guero 6. Steve Malkmus & The Jicks â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Face the Truth 7. System of a Down â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Mezmerize 8. Quasimoto â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The Further Adventures of Lord Quas 9. Spoon â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Gimmie Fiction 10. Aimee Mann â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The Forgotten Arm

1. Madeleine Peyroux â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Careless Love 2. Jack Johnson â&#x20AC;&#x201D; In Between Dreams 3. Dave Matthews Band â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Stand Up 4. Beck â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Guero 5. John Prine â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Fair & Square 6. System of a Down â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Mezmerize 7. Bruce Springsteen â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Devils & Dust 8. Ryan Adams & The Cardinals â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Cold Roses 9. Van Morrison â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Magic Time 10. Joss Stone â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Mind, Body & Soul

1. Seether â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Karma & Effect 2. Audioslave â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Out of Exile 3. Juvenile â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Greatest Hits 4. System of a Down â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Mezmerize 5. Robert Cray â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Twenty 6. Ryan Adams & The Cardinals â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Cold Roses 7. Van Morrison â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Magi Time 8. John Prine â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Fair & Square 9. Wallflowers â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Rebel, Sweetheart 10. Pat Metheny â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The Way Up

1. Gordon Stone â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Rhymes With Orange 2. Bruce Springsteen â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Devils & Dust 3. Jack Johnson â&#x20AC;&#x201D; In Between Dreams 4. Don Fields & His Pony Boys â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Historic WDEV Broadcasts 5. John Fogerty â&#x20AC;&#x201D; DĂŠjĂ Vu All Over Again 6. Pink Martini â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Hang On Little Tomato 7. Ani DiFranco â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Knuckle Down 8. Patti Casey â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Just an Old Sweet Song 9. Various Artists â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Cuban Lullaby 10. Pat Metheny â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The Way Up

1. Audioslave â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Out of Exile 2. System of a Down â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Mezmerize 3. Dave Matthews Band â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Stand Up 4. Bruce Springsteen â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Devils & Dust 5. Alkaline Trio â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Crimson 6. Gwen Stefani â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Love. Angel.

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reviewthis THE LOYALISTS, GET WHAT YOU GIVE

BIG SPIKE BLUEGRASS, CHEATINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;/LYING/LEAVINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;/CRYING (Self-released, CD)

(Backbone Records, CD) Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Loyalists are proving that quality hip-hop isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just an inner city phenomenon. One of a few local rap acts to rhyme convincingly about life in the Green Mountains, the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sturdy tunes stay true to the genreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s past, while maintaining a sharp modern edge. Their sophomore CD, Get What You Give, showcases the groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s strong lyrical and production skills, raising the bar considerably for other local hip-hoppers.

Formed in 2001, The Loyalists feature the crafty turntable/production work of E-Train & Touchphonics, as well as the spirited, punchy flow of MC Frameworks. From an engineering angle, the new disc is top-notch â&#x20AC;&#x201D; it actually sounds better than many popular national releases. The hooks are definitely old-school, but in this day and age of computer-assisted slicing and dicing, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s refreshing to hear head-nodding breakbeats and record scratching.

Following a brief spoken-word intro, the record kicks off with â&#x20AC;&#x153;Easy Street,â&#x20AC;? a quicksilver verbal account of the groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s origins. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Called Touchphonics a year ago, dialed the phone/Still in Boston, and told him in a serious tone/We have to finish what we began, do you accept/Coming back to Burlington and building our rep?â&#x20AC;? Framework spits over a tinkling piano sample and tough-as-nails rhythms. Loaded with hip-hop braggadocio, the songâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tale of underdogs coming together really gets your blood pumping.

The title track bounces relentlessly as Touchphonics attacks hip-hop poseurs and opportunists. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We are The Loyalists, on the rise/Much more than oil is/These rappers are spoiled kids/Starving for attention,â&#x20AC;? he confidently blasts. I have to say, this guy is one of the most talented rappers Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve heard in awhile, in or out of the Green Mountains. Smart, willful and rhythmically clever, he weaves around the beat like a pro â&#x20AC;&#x201D; hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hoping the rest of the world gets the chance to hear him. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Golden Ruleâ&#x20AC;? features local superstar Craig Mitchell, whose soulful voice adds an extra layer of class to an already solid cut. Touchphonics counters Mitchellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s smooth croon with fiery charisma. â&#x20AC;&#x153;More underground than the Ark of the Covenant/Step up and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re gonna get done with,â&#x20AC;? he raps menacingly.

And the rugged beats and lyrical invectives keep coming: Pound for pound, Get What You Give is one of the most consistently satisfying local releases Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve heard yet this year. Get on The Loyalists tip now. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be rewarded for it.

Big Spike Bluegrass, a quintet of fine musicians based in northern Vermont, has an answer for those who question whether thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s any â&#x20AC;&#x153;realâ&#x20AC;? bluegrass music coming out of New England: their promising debut album, Cheatinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;/Lying/Leavinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;/Crying. The band is headed down the same dusty road navigated by past and present North Country bluegrass combos such as the Gibson Brothers, Breakaway, The Bluegrass Gospel Project, Pine Island and Banjo Dan & the Mid-nite Plowboys.

Even though there isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a single traditional bluegrass cover on this disc, each one of the 13 cuts â&#x20AC;&#x201D; mostly arranged in classic mid-1940s Bill Monroe-bluegrass style â&#x20AC;&#x201D; sounds like it could have been written decades earlier. In fact, almost all of the tunes are original, penned either by the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mandolinist/fiddler Neil Rossi or guitarist Pete Langdell. Evoking the legacies of seminal country musicians Jimmie Rodgers and Charlie Poole, the timelessness of the music leaves no doubt that the composers spent lots of time listening to and enjoying the old country and bluegrass classics.

Langdellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s talents extend beyond just pickinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a luthier, his Rigel Mandolins are currently played by pros such as Chris Thile and Jamie Masefield. Rossi and Langdell, along with banjo player Bill Gaston, bassman Kirk Lord, lead fiddler Freeman Corey and guest dobro player Adam Frehm are all technically fine players who mesh well as a band.

The bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s collective vocal abilities, however, do not quite measure up to their instrumental prowess.

On many tracks the vocals sound as if they are mixed into the background. If they were punchier, you wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to struggle to hear the words.

Still, the overall vibe of the recording is homey and comfortable, like listening to a bunch of old friends making fine music in a big cozy living room. All told, Cheatinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;/Lying is a fine debut from a group of talented players. On Wednesday, June 8, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll play as part of an exciting series of bluegrass shows at Henryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pub in the South Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Holiday Inn. Goinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;?

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FRI. JUNE 3 JAZZFEST KICK OFF

:: burlington area

DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND FRI. JUNE 10

FATTIE B LIVE FT. JEN HARTSWICK, STEVE HADEKA

WED 1

THE BUTTERFAT REBELLION

W. SPECIAL ED AND THE SHORT BUS

JIM BRANCA BAND

THU 2 (BEFORE JAZZ THERE WAS THE BLUES PARTY)

JAZZ JAM TUESDAY

TUE 14 FT. THE ETHAN SNYDER PROJECT

AND THE ALEX TOOF ENSEMBLE WED 15

COLOR AND TALEA W. ROKU

JAZZ FEST

LOSERS :: Romantic depression sounds good when @ N E C T A R ’ S SUN BEAUTIFUL Aimee Mann sings about it. Her insightful accounts of desperation and anguish are

6/3: JAZZFEST KICK OFF FT. DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND 6/4: MELVIN SPARKS BAND W. DJ WILLIAMS PROJEKT 6/5 AN EVENING W. BROTHERS PAST 6/6 RED HOT JUBA W. GUAGUA 6/7: MAGIC CITY (DEBUT) FOLLOWED BY OSHE AND THE PERFECT SANDWICH 6/8: GORDON STONE BAND W. JAZZ ROSE 6/9: BRANDON TARRICONE'S BROTHERHOOD OF GROOVE PRESENTS: BATTLE OF THE ALTO'S: SAM KININGER VS. DAVE GRIPPO W. TURBINE 6/10: FATTIE B LIVE FT. JEN HARTSWICK, STEVE HADEKA 6/11: CHUCH W. THE NOBBY REED PROJECT & SPECIAL GUEST SETH YACOVONE 6/12: RINGBONE W. THE HUNTINGTON PROJECT FRIDAYS IN JUNE

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framed by elegant pop-rock arrangements that don’t skimp on the sonic details. From her early days with Boston synth-rockers ’Til Tuesday, to success as a film soundtrack songstress,

Mann has followed her own miserable muse to the delight of die-hard fans everywhere. Her new disc, The Forgotten Arm, is a concept album about the flawed relationship between a drug-addicted boxer and his girlfriend. Feel the pain this Sunday at South Burlington’s Higher Ground Ballroom. Australian songwriter Ben Lee opens.

1/2 LOUNGE Small Food. Big Drinks.

BUZZ UNIVERSE (rock), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC, followed by ROB DUGUAY’S MEOW MIX (jazz), 6 p.m. NC, followed by WILL KILLHOUR & A.O.A.O. (indie-rock), 10 p.m. NC. TRIBUTE TO THELONIUS MONK W/PINE STREET JAZZ & MATT WRIGHT, Parima. 8 p.m. NC. DJS PRECIOUS, CRAIG MITCHELL (techno/dance), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

NOUVEAU JAZZTET, Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. DJ COREY (hip-hop), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Red Square, 5 p.m. NC, followed by VORCZA (groove-jazz), 8 p.m. $3, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3.

THE PINK TORPEDOS (rock), Finnigan’s Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $3.

BIG FUZZ, THE BRIDGE (funk), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $3.

TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

FLAVA W/DJS ROBBIE J., TOXIC (hiphop/reggae/dancehall), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

MADELEINE PEYROUX QUARTET, JAMIE MASEFIELD & DOUG PERKINS (jazz/blues vocalist/ Django Reinhardt tribute), Flynn MainStage, 8 p.m. $29/25/20.

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KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. LATIN QUARTER DANCE PARTY W/DJ HECTOR, Higher Ground Showcase Ballroom, 8 p.m. $6. 18+.

KARAOKE W/MR DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. SHAKE DOWN (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m.

NC.

:: champlain valley TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. GLAZ ALMAZ (experimental hardcore), Great Falls Club, 7 p.m. $7.

:: central BLUES NOIR, Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. GHOSTS OF PASHA (rock), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. NC, followed by ABBY JENNE BAND (rock), 10 p.m. NC. VISTA (alt-pop), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5.

PETER DEFORGE (singer-songwriter), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 7 p.m.

NC. DR. BURMA (soul/funk/blues), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $8.

:: northern KARAOKE W/DON’T FRET ENTERTAINMENT, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DAWNA HAMMERS (vocals/piano/ singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. JASON CANN & FRIENDS (contemporary pop), Charlie B’s, 8 p.m.

NC/donations.

FAMILY GROOVE COMPANY (jamrock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

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After Dark Music Series at United Methodist Church, Rt. 7/Seminary St., Middlebury, 388-0216.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025.

Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050.

Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160.

Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864.

Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

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Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Opus Grill, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-0052.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003.

The Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350.

The Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Riverwalk Records & The Howard Bean Café, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267.

Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859-5013.

Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Smuggler’s Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Zoe’s Tack Room & Café, 3825 Rt. 7, Charlotte, 425-5867.

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LIVE MUSIC, Riverview Café at Tabu Nightclub, 10 p.m. $3. 18+.

THE PULSE (r&b/dance), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. ROSS MAFIA (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. STACY STARKWEATHER & DON SCHNABER (jazz standards), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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MY REVENGE, THE WARDS (punkrock), Radio Bean, 4:30 p.m. NC, followed by ANTHONY & SEAN (singersongwriters), 8 p.m. NC, followed by THE BOY BATHING (indie-pop), 9 p.m. NC, followed by DARK PARK (indie-rock), 10 p.m. NC. TRIBUTE TO HORACE SILVER W/PINE STREET JAZZ, JODI ALBRIGHT, MATT WRIGHT, Parima, 8 p.m. NC. DJS CRAIG MITCHELL & PRECIOUS (dance/house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

NOUVEAU JAZZTET, Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE BAND (funkgrass), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. JAPHY RYDER (funk/jam), Red Square, 8 p.m. $3, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight, $3.

THE PINK TORPEDOS (rock), Finnigan’s Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. MELVIN SPARKS BAND, DJ WILLIAMS PROJEKT (funk/jazz), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $3.

NEW NILE ORCHSTRA (worldbeat), Club Metronome, 6 p.m. $7, followed

by RETRONOME (’70s-’80s DJs), 10 p.m. $3.

MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

REWIND (old-school hip-hop/r&b/ funk/disco DJs), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. followed

by DJ ROBBIE J. (retro classics),

11:30 p.m. $5.

RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. HOT HOUSE TRIO (jazz), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 8 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL JAZZ TRIO, Opus Grill, 9 p.m. NC. MICHAEL CASTELLI (blues guitar), Seasons Bistro at the Wyndham, 6:30 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. BLUE MERLE, THE SHORE, KYLE RIABKO (rock/singer-songwriter), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $10/12. 18+.

PAUL DOUSE (solo acoustic), B.U. Emporium, 8:30 p.m. NC. CHAOS CREW (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/MIKE PELKEY, Banana Winds Café, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m.

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:: champlain valley SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m.

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:: central ELIJAH & THE PULSE PROPHETS (funk/hip-hop), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m.

NC. SYNESTHESIA (fusion), Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC, followed by BUZZ UNIVERSE (jam), 9 p.m. NC. THE WARRENS (alternative acoustic folk), Riverwalk Records & Howard Bean Café, 7 p.m. NC. LASLO CAMEO (electric blues), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5.

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed

by CELEBRATION FREE JAZZ, 5 p.m. NC, followed by COLLETTE NOVAK (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by EMILY WHITE (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC. MATT WRIGHT & DAN SKEA (jazz), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND (Gypsy/klezmer), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m.

NC. BROTHERS PAST (electronica/jamrock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $7/10. 18+.

JOHN JORGENSON QUINTET (jazz/Django Reinhardt tribute), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $15/17, followed

by SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (house/techno), 10 p.m. NC. BURLINGTON DISCOVER JAZZ BIG BAND PRESENTS A TRIBUTE TO MILES DAVIS & GIL EVANS W/RANDY BRECKER & JEFF MUCCIOLI, Flynn MainStage, 7 p.m. $25/20/15.

DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, JP’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

:: central GREEN MTN. JAZZ SERIES JAM, Langdon St. Café, 4 p.m. NC, followed by PARKER SHPER & FRIENDS (jazz), 8 p.m. NC. JAZZ IN TRACKS W/BRUCE SKLAR QUARTET, The Pitcher Inn, 7 p.m.

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OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC. ANDRIC SEVERANCE TRIO (Latin jazz), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. DAYVE HUCKETT (solo guitar), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (funk/jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. SOUL SKILLET W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL, 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. RED HOT JUBA, GUA GUA (Latin jazz/psychotropical), Nectar’s, 9 p.m.

NC. BILL CHARLAP TRIO (jazz), FlynnSpace, 6:30/8:30 p.m. $25.

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GUA GUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by REBECCA PRONSKY (folk), 9 p.m. NC, followed

by TUESDAY BAND (oldies & goodies), 10 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER W/STEVE GOLDBERG, DAN SKEA, JOHN RIVERS (jazz), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. DISCOVER JAZZ FEST BLUES JAM W/JOHN TOWER GROUP, BLUES FOR BREAKFAST & FRIENDS Halvorson’s, 7:45 p.m. NC. TOM CLEARY (solo jazz piano), Leunig’s, noon, NC, followed by SONNY & PERLEY (international cabaret), 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. MAGIC CITY (eclectic jazz), Nectar’s, 8 p.m. NC, followed by THE PERFECT SANDWICH, OSHE (jazz/groove), 10 p.m. NC. MATT WILSON’S ARTS & CRAFTS (jazz), FlynnSpace, 8:30 p.m. $22.

OZOMATLI, TURKEY BOUILLON MAFIA (rock/world/jam), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $17/20. AA.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central JON SHAIN (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern KARAOKE W/SASSY, Monopole, 9 p.m.

NC. CHRIS LYON (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. CASTLETON CONCERTS ON THE GREEN W/ROBERT WUAGNEUX (oldies/singer-songwriter), 7 p.m.

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IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m.

NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/SUSAN SQUIER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

NC. WES RUELL (solo jazz piano), Leunig’s, noon, NC, followed by SONNY & PERLEY (international cabaret), 7 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Irish), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JENNIFER HARTSWICK QUINTET (jazz/funk/soul), Red Square, 8 p.m.

NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. GREGORY DOUGLASS (pop/singersongwriter), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE BAND (funkgrass), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. JIM PAYNE BAND, LEON TUBBS (funk), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5-7.

OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. JAZZMOSIS, ROKU (jazz), Second Floor, 10 p.m. $5. 18+.

KURT ROSENWINKEL GROUP (jazz guitar), FlynnSpace, 8:30 p.m. $22.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BRUCE SKLAR TRIO (jazz), Opus Grill, 8 p.m. NC. BIG SPIKE (bluegrass), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC.

DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central JAY EKIS (worldbeat/singer-songwriter), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m.

NC. ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3.

OPEN MIKE SHOWCASE W/JON SHAIN, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $3.

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LUCID IMAGE (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m.

NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ TOXIC (hip-hop/top 40/house/reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+.

DJ P-DUB (reggae), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m.

NC. DÉJÀ NOUS W/JEAN JACQUES & FRIENDS (French café music), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. FRACTURED (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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Enjoy the American Theatrical Phenomenon of Summer Stock Theater at Saint Michael’s Playhouse!

FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK opens the doors of Burlington’s visual arts community. Hop on a bus, join a guided tour, or walk independently the first Friday of every month between 5pm and 8pm to visit local art venues.

Tours leave from the Firehouse Gallery every half hour beginning at 5:30pm with the last tour leaving at 7pm.

Please contact the Firehouse Gallery for more information, 865-7551.

Amy E. Tarrant Gallery 153 Main Street, 652-4500

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“Fabric Fantasies” Works by Timothy Fisher and Pamela Kravetz

Art Space 150 @ the Men’s Room 150 Church Street, 864-2088

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“In the hands of the Master” a exhibition of Chip Troiano’s photos of Yosemete.

Broadway Musical, Winner of 7 Tony Awards

Flynndog Gallery 208 Flynn Avenue, 863-2227

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Mary Beth Morrisseau, “Colorful Personalities”: work on canvas and mixed media three dimensional work.

THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN

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Robert Birbeck, Works in stone

Frog Hollow 85 Church Street, 863-6458

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STONES IN HIS POCKETS

Featured Artist : Potter Jean Meinhardt.

Window exhibit: Funky metal sculpture for the garden or home by Bill Heise Arts Alive Artist Phebe Mott: Large scale lifestyle renditions using texture color and subtle detail. Opening June 3rd 6-8

By Marie Jones July 5 -16

Architecture of Vermont, Essex High School students explore and replicate architecture of Vermont buildings using Clay. Opening June 3rd 6-8

Simon’s richest comedy, a joyful embrace of life

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Grannis Gallery 170 Bank Street, 660-2032

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“Small Landscapes,” impressionist paintings

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By Neil Simon July 19 -30

Art’s Alive presents the 19th Annual Festival of Fine Art. The juried show will feature the work of 40 Vermont artists. The Opening Gala will start the festival on June 3rd from 6-8pm.

“The Beauty of the Stone,” elegant designs in precious metals with fine gemstones by designer goldsmith, Lee Angelo Marraccini.

The most entertaining show on or off Broadway

Doll-Anstadt Gallery 87 College Street, 864-3661

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Oil paintings by acclaimed Vermont artist Henry Isaacs.

E1 Studio Collective 416 Pine Street, 324-4019

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“Lascivious Phoebus,” a fun interpretation of our lust for the sun! Join us in various interactive interpretations of what this mouthful means.

Firehouse Gallery 135 Church Street, 865-7551

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The “Art of Installation,” come get a sneak peak of the coming exhibition: “Make Space” (June 10-July 24). There will be 30s style jazz and food, so stop by for a different look at the gallery.

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Ice Coast Gallery (above Leunig’s) 113 Church Street, 865-5210

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“Coming Home,” porcelain sculpture by Tabbatha Henry.

Gallerie @ Opaline One Lawson Lane, 660-8875

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Currently under installation.

Lineage Gallery 28 Church Street, 862-7766

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“Irregular Progressions”

47Sanctuary Artsite 47 Maple Street, 864-5884 ext 278

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“Mr. Masterpiece / Crankcase”: New paintings and drawings by the Burlington artist. Featuring 100+ Sketch books.

Apple Mountain 30 Church Street, 658-6452

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CALL TO ARTISTS LAST GREEN PLACE FINE ART GALLERY is seeking emerging artists working in 2D and in a representational style for exhibits at gallery in Middlebury. Info, 388-3131 or http://www.lastgreen place.com.

THE SOUTH END ARTS AND BUSINESS ASSOCIATION is seeking artists to participate in its annual Flamingo Fling, June 16. Artists should creatively interpret and donate a pink flamingo lawn ornament (supplied by SEABA).

Deadline: June 13. Info, 859-9222 or info@seaba.com.

OPENINGS

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T EXHIBIT “Escaping the Literal,” abstract paintings, sculptures and digital works by more than 30 local artists.

Main Gallery, Studio Place Arts, Barre.

Through June 18.

ARTWORK “Wrap” by Torin Porter

PHOTO Marc Awodey

he abstract sculptor Constantin Brancusi considered himself a realist and wrote: “The people who call my work ‘abstract’ are imbeciles; that which they call ‘abstract’ is the purest realism whose reality is not represented by exterior form but by the idea behind it, the essence of the work.” At least a few of the 30-plus Vermont artists now showing at Studio Place Arts might express similar sentiments. In many cases, abstraction is about realities hidden beneath objective form. In others, abstract artists have simply invented new realities.

“String Theory,” by Johnson artist Lucinda Mason, is a large-scale, mixedmedia oil of the hidden-realities type. Its thin white lines and red forms floating in a black field resemble graphic representations of the six-dimensional universe envisioned by theoretical physics.

Dots are strung along the loopy lines, like points on a continuum.

Harriet Woods’ acrylics “Tsunami #1” and “Tsunami #2” are less naturalistic than “String Theory.” The Marshfield painter’s vibrant abstract expressionist visions capture a tsunami’s froth and chaos. Woods floods her canvasses with agitated brushwork in earth tones and bright green.

Other paintings in “Escaping the Literal” have completely liberated them-

selves from two dimensionality. From a distance, “Envelop,” by Carleen Zimbalatti of East Calais, looks like two adjoining, swirled forms on a red square. But up close you’ll notice that the square is painted directly onto the gallery wall, and the swirls are tightly coiled twine. Tinka Theresa Martell of Fairfax also transcends the traditional boundaries of painting. Her “Untitled II” is an organically formed vertical oil on wood. The piece’s white-and-blue surface is too painterly to qualify as simply a wall-mounted sculpture. It’s painterly, therefore a painting.

In contrast, Burlington artist Jamey May’s flatter “Untitled I, II & III” is clearly a wall-mounted sculpture. Using the architectonic materials of glass and wood, it combines three geometric shapes that add up to being a circle within a square. The piece is purely sculptural and transparent rather than colorful.

Several of the in-the-round sculptures are particularly strong. Torin Porter of Glover fashioned surrealistic 3dimensional forms which appear to have sprung from a Roberto Matta mural.

“Wrap” seems to be a wooden pillow with spikes attached by giant rubber bands. His “Origine” is a large wooden ball with long stems inserted into it.

Each has a giant bud at its end.

“Enough With the Small” by Jake Rifkin of Burlington is a three-foot-high steel wirework on a pedestal, presenting vertical movement in three stages. The lowest tier is a bundle, the middle part has wire shaped into a tunnel, and the upper part is a more open space. At least that’s one interpretation of the piece. A dozen different viewers might see it a dozen different ways, which is one reason “Enough With the Small” is so strong.

Lilian Aye’s titles, “Caged” and “Stairs,” are a little more closely related to the compositions they name. The North Ferrisburgh artist uses recycled metal in two pedestal pieces. “Caged” seems to be a spike encircled by a fat automotive spring, while “Stairs” is a roller coaster of stair shapes.

SPA guest curator Maggie Neale, a Montpelier painter, did an outstanding job on the show. In her curatorial statement, she prepares viewers for its approach by suggesting, “Abstract art is more about experimenting with relationships in color and form than actually representing content.”

Brancusi and other first-generation abstractionists would probably have taken it one step further. They would have asserted that color and form are content enough, and ultimately more meaningful than any representational trifle. m

‘CHILDREN IN THEIR COMMUNITY: MAKING LEARNING VISIBLE’: Works in multimedia by pre-K youngsters at Mary Johnson Children's Center. Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-2853.

Reception June 1, 6:30 p.m.

STOWE TOWN HALL SUMMER EXHIBIT: Diverse show featuring area artists.

Stowe Town Hall, 253-8571. Reception June 2, 6-8 p.m. Through August 31.

MARIAN WILLMOTT: Monotypes and oils.

Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 863-3403. Reception June 2 12-5:30 p.m. Through June.

TIMOTHY FISCHER & PAM KRAVETZ: "Fabrick Fantasies," multidimensional sculptural works. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6524500. Reception June 3, 5:30-7 p.m.

Through July 2.

‘ART’S ALIVE FESTIVAL OF FINE ART’: This annual art fest transforms downtown Burlington into one big art gallery. Art's Alive Gallery at Union Station, Church St. businesses, 864-1557. Reception June 3, 68 p.m. at Union Station. Through June 28.

DEREK BREMNER: Conceptual Dada assemblages in these hypocritical times. CCV Hallway Galleries, Burlington, 658-0307. Reception June 3, 7-9 p.m. Through August.

GEEBO CHURCH & LEE ANGELO MARRACCINI: "Small Landscapes," paintings, and "The Beauty of the Stone," designs in gemstones and precious metals. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Reception June 3, 6-8 p.m.

Through June.

‘JERRY GARCIA NATIONAL ART TOUR’: Work by the former frontman of the Grateful Dead. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Reception with wine and music, June 3, 5-9 p.m.

Through June 26.

SKYE CHALMERS: Photographs. Pursuit Gallery, Burlington, 862-3883. Reception with jams from DJ Curt Gurry, June 3, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Through August.

TABBATHA HENRY: Porcelain and earthware sculptures. Ice Coast Gallery, Burlington, 865-5210. Reception June 3, 5-8 p.m. Through June.

ELAINE PARKER: Antarctica in mixed media; also MELANIE PHELPS: Painted cloudscapes; also CYNTHIA ROSS:

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clay architectural models by Essex High School students. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 863-6458. Reception for both, June 3, 68 p.m. Through June.

ROSEMARY SULLIVAN: Photographs woven into quilts, wall hangings and bags. Galerie Image Photographie Encadrement, Sutton, Québec, 450-538-6116. Reception June 4, 1-6 p.m. Through June.

JACQUELINE KIRBY: New works of digital art and photography. Kellogg Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 223-3364. Reception June 4, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Through June.

DAVID SULLIVAN: "Identity Crisis," installation sculpture and photography. Rose St. Gallery, Burlington. Reception June 4, 5:30-8 p.m. Through June.

ROBERT WALDO BRUNELLE JR.: "Apples and Oranges," acrylic paintings, Dining Room; also JEAN CANNON: "Uncommon Still Lifes," watercolors, Solarium; also KAREN CAYTON: "Rhythmic Colors," latex and vinyl, Bar. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9637. Reception June 5, 3-4 p.m. Through June.

JOAN MACKENZIE: "Molly Moose & Friends," new whimsical animal paintings.

Bobcat Café, Bristol, 899-3067. Reception June 5, 3-5 p.m. Through June.

CAROL NORTON: "Mixing Oil and Water," oil paintings. Café Piccolo, Burlington, 862-5515. Reception June 5, 3:30-5 p.m.

Through June.

Many of Alexandria Heather’s paintings are

large, such as the four-by-six-foot, unstretched, mixed-media piece, “Red Barn in Winter.” It’s part of Heather’s third-floor exhibition at Studio Place Arts in Barre. SPA’s second-floor exhibit is “Images of Islam,” photos and artifacts gathered by students and chaperones on a recent Montpelier High School trip to northeastern Thailand.

OPENINGS << 55A Geometric bamboo; also ELLIS JACOBSON: Sculpted faces. Artpath Gallery, Burlington, 563-2273. Reception June 3, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Through August.

‘LASCIVIOUS PHOEBUS’: Various interpretations of sun lust. E1 Studio Collective,

Burlington, e1studiocollec tive@yahoo.com. Reception, with poetry and acting performances, June 3, 5:30-8 p.m. Through June 26.

PHEBE MOTT: Large-scale acrylic paintings; also ‘ARCHITECTURE OF VERMONT ’:

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Vermonter and back-to-the-lander Frank Hewitt's soil-infused paintings, with two UVM art professors and the artist's widow.

Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750.

June 5, 3 p.m. Exhibit runs through September 18.

‘HISTORY OF JAZZ’: Dr. Larry McCrorey traces the history of jazz using images and music. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. June 7, 7 p.m.

FIREHOUSE OPEN STUDIO: Artist-in-residence Clark Russell demonstrates painting on metal, glass, wood and more.

Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Open studio Saturdays, noon - 5 p.m., through July 2.

ONGOING

JEAN CANNON: "Uncommon Still Lifes," paintings. Daily Planet Solarium, Burlington, 862-9978. Through June.

KARI MEYER: "Coming From and Returning to Nothingness," paintings. Speeder & Earl's on Pine St., Burlington, 272-4763.

Through June.

JEFF SCHNEIDERMAN: "The Beauty Around Us," photographs. Burlington International Airport, 865-7166. Through June.

JANEL BIEHL: "The Light of Common Day," etchings. Metropolitan Gallery at City Hall, Burlington, 865-7166. Through June.

‘ARCHITECTURE OF VERMONT’: Works in clay by Essex High School students, instructed by teacher M.C. Baker. Frog Hollow Craft Center, Burlington, 8636458. Through June.

MELINDA WHITE: "Reprise," new work.

Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 864-0471. Through September 30.

JOAN CURTIS & CAROLYN SHATTUCK: New works. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through June 28.

MARC AWODEY: New figurative paintings.

The Wine Bar at Wine Works, Burlington, 865-9603. Through June 26.

‘MAYDAY: THE WORKERS ARE REVOLTING’: Multimedia artworks by bar employees. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909.

Through June 1.

‘THE DINER: AN AMERICAN ICON’: An exhibit featuring diner-car architecture, organized by diner expert Daniel Zilka.

Truex, Cullins & Partners, Burlington, 658-1047. Through June 10.

RICH ARENTZEN & TOVE OHLANDER: Scandinavian handcrafted glass art. Also, BELLA NADWORNY: Jewelry. Manjushri Designs, Burlington, 660-9944. Through August.

ESSEX ART LEAGUE: Small paintings by local artists. Burnham Library, Colchester, 862-0402. Through June 1.

HEATHER MEISTERLING & DONNA H. GALLIHER: A mother-daughter show featuring watercolor paintings of landscapes, wildlife and equine themes. Also, JENNIFER MIGNANO: Handcrafted felt bags.

Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 8993211. Through June 26.

LISA LILLIBRIDGE: "Dreaming and Departing," new works in acrylic specifically designed for the restaurant.

‘WATER FLUORIDATION: FROM SMOKESTACKS TO YOUR PUBLIC WATER SUPPLY’: Multimedia works deconstructing the cultural landscape of fluoride. Green Door Studio, Burlington, 658-0307. June 4-29.

JANE GRIMM: Ceramics; also MINERVA CHANGO: Ceramic pieces by this Venezuelan artist; also DOUG PFILGER: "Trailers West," a series of postcards.

Enigma, Essex, 879-9220. Through June 24.

HENRY ISAACS: Oil paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through June.

FRED G. HILL: Color digital photos of ice crystals. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 864-4385. Through June.

MARGARET LAMPE KANNENSTINE: FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: A self-guided "Improv: Musicians at Work," paintings tour of Burlington's diverse galleries and and works on paper. Firehouse Center for art spaces. June 3, 5-8 p.m. Call 865the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166.

7551 for a map of locations.

Through June.

CURATOR’S TOUR OF THE FLEMING ‘BECOMING AN ARTIST AT ANY AGE’: MUSEUM: Tour the current exhibitions Work by students of the Art for All Ages with Evelyn C. Hankins. Fleming Museum, program in Winooski. Winooski Senior Burlington, 656-0750. June 3, 3:15 p.m.

Center, 343-6293. Through June.

JAZZ FEST KICK-OFF: Create colorful mobiles ‘EXPLORING ART FOR FUN’: Work by and collages, and watch classic jazzCharlotte Central School students. infused Warner Bros. cartoons. Firehouse Charlotte Senior Center, 343-6293.

Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865Through June.

7166. June 4, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m.

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IT’S ALIVE! Thirty-six of Vermont’s finest fine artists are featured in Burlington’s venerable month-long festival. Arts Alive! has placed art in Smokejacks, Burlington, 238-3485.

Through June.

MATTHEW THORSEN: The Big Heavy World photography collection of the bands of Club Toast. Second Floor, Burlington, 660-2088. Through June.

‘MISS RUMPHIUS, OX-CART MAN & THE WORLD OF BARBARA COONEY’: More than 70 works by the 20th-century children's book author and illustrator; and "25 AMERICAN QUILTS & THE WOMEN WHO MADE THEM": Quilts dating 1820 to 1900; and "THESE UNITED STATES: 50 STATEHOOD RUGS BY MOLLY NYE TOBEY": A masterful series of rugs created 1943-1961. Shelburne Museum, 9853348, x 3330. Through October.

ANN LABERGE: An interactive, multimedia installation based on the distortions, myths and lies we are encouraged to believe; an allegory to "The Emperor's New Clothes." Peace & Justice Center Lobby, Burlington, 655-5845. Through December.

MR. MASTERPIECE: "Crankcase," new paintings and drawings by the Burlington artist.

Sanctuary 47, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 864-5884, ext. 278. Through June 3.

‘COLLECTING THE BODY, TRANSFERRING DESIRE’: Curated by UVM students, the exhibition uses objects from the permanent collection to present a cross-cultural look at how spirituality, sexuality and societal obsessions shape our experiences and perceptions of the human body.

Wolcott Gallery, Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through June 5.

:: champlain valley VICTORIA BLEWER & BILL BUTLER: "LandShapes: Nostalgia & Myth," an exhibition of Blewer's hand-colored photos and jewelry by Butler. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through June.

PAUL PFEIFFER: "Morning After the Deluge," a contemporary video installation by the New York digital media artist.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5235. Through August 14.

LIBBY DAVIDSON: "The Natural Communities of Vermont," hand-painted prints of landscapes and wildlife. The Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 434-2167.

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‘JOHN DEERE: THE MAN, THE LEGEND, THE BRAND’: A touring exhibit of photos and artifacts illustrating the life of the tractor man. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through October 22.

‘WEAVINGS OF WAR: FABRICS OF MEMORY’: A traveling exhibit of textiles depicting war made by refugees from Central and Southeast Asia, South America and South Africa. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-1844. Through June 4.

JANET FREDERICKS: "Natural Language," drawings and paintings. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 453-3188. Through June 4.

‘MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE PRESIDENTS’: An exhibition of official portraits of recent Middlebury College presidents includes a hologram of 15th President Emeritus John McCardell, Jr., made by John Perry.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5235. Through August 14.

:: central ESME HALL: "Life Recycled: An Intimate Look at Thing Fetish," mixed-media, box art. Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 223-8667. June 5-26.

MARY HILL: "Colorful Abstracts," paintings.

The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454.

Through June.

MEG MCLEAN: Oil paintings. Governor's Office, Pavilion Office Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through July 28.

‘AFLOAT & ASHORE’: Prints by Marilyn Nelson, sculpture by STRETCH, photography by Richard Schwarzchild and Michelle Rogers; also 'PAINTINGS & POTS': Paintings by Danielle Shelley, pottery by Yi Chui Tseng and David Collins; also 'THE VAULT TOUR': Seven recently framed works by T.W. Wood. T.W. Wood Gallery & Arts Center, Montpelier, 8288743. Through June 26.

LARRY PERRY: New photographs. Montpelier City Hall, 223-2654. Through June.

SPRING MEMBERS’ SHOW: A group show in multiple media; also RUTLAND MIDDLE SCHOOL: Artworks by local students.

Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356.

Through July 3.

ANDREW WOODWARD: "Then, Here and Now," acrylic paintings. Northern Power Systems, Mad River Park, Waitsfield, 4962955, 287. Through July 15.

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Church Street shop windows annually for almost 20 years. Not into the culture crawl? The sampler show at Union Station showcases one work by each artist.

That’s also the location of the opening gala on Friday at 6 p.m. Pictured is John Brickles’ “How It’s Done.”

VERMONT WEAVERS’ GUILD: A biennial exhibit by regional handweavers, spinners and dyers. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 426-3529. Through June 4.

ANNUAL MEMBERS’ SHOW: Sculptures in a variety of techniques and media. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center Gallery, Rutland, 438-2097. Through June 26.

COSETTE ALLEN: "Dear to My Heart," hooked rugs by the late central Vermont artisan. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 476-7550. Through June.

PATRICK HAYDEN: "Random Acts," photography of spontaneous compositions.

Tunbridge Public Library, 889-9404.

Through June 20.

‘ESCAPING THE LITERAL’: Abstract paintings, sculpture and digital works by more than 30 local artists, Main Gallery; also, "IMAGES OF ISLAM": Photographs and journal entries from Montpelier High School students' trip to Thailand, Second Floor Gallery; and ALEXANDRIA HEATHER: Paintings. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through June 18.

JIM GERTZMAN: "Belly of the Beast," ink drawings. Landgon Street Café, Montpelier, 223-8667. Through June 5.

SARAH MUNRO: Abstract and representational oil, acrylic and silk paintings. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 229-6112. Through June.

EMILY SLOANE: "Bodies of Water," photographs. Splash Naturals, Montpelier, 522-5887. Through June 15.

GROUP EXHIBITION: Local artists present an eclectic collection of ceramics, paintings, photographs, jewelry and more.

Blinking Light Gallery, Plainfield, 454-0141. Ongoing.

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‘EXPOSURES’: An exhibit of photographs from the Insight Photography Project in Brattleboro, created during a summer cultural exchange with students on the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota.

Vermont Arts Council's Spotlight Gallery, Montpelier, 828-5422. Through June.

PAUL GRUHLER: Abstract paintings.

Supreme Court lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through June 4.

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BETHANY PARSONS: Family and friends organized this commemorative abstract watercolors show; also JOEL DELORENZO: "Water Spread," Watercolors; also CATHERINE LOUGHNEY: "Finding Beauty in Everything," black-and-white photos. Bad Girls Café, Johnson, 6357025. Through June.

GAYLEEN AIKEN: A commemorative exhibition of work by this iconic Vermont painter. GRACE Gallery at the Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through July 20.

‘THE JUNK IN MY TRUNK’: Fun with junk art. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469.

Through June 18.

LENNY CHRISTOPHER: "Exercises in Progression: Trips, Travels and Textures," photographs. Jeff's Maine Seafood, St. Albans, 309-8933. Ongoing.

‘ART IN BLOOM’: A juried group exhibition by local artists of works depicting flowers. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through July.

STUDENT SHOW: Members of the Compoled by 5/26/05 sition 2:15and PMDarkroom Page classes 1

Howard Romero show their works. Tegu Gallery, Morrisville, 888-1261. Through June 8.

:: southern STEPHEN M. SCHAUB: Indian Hill Gallery of Fine Photography re-opens for summer with "dVinci Solution," digital photos, and new work from other artists. Indian Hill Gallery, Pawlet, 325-2274. Weekends, through September 5.

‘FACES IN OUR LIVES’: Portraits from Vermont collections, through July 3; also 'THE SPORTSMAN COLLECTOR': Paintings, sculptures and prints from sportsmen-artists, through July 10.

Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405.

SCULPTURE GARDEN: Works in mixed media by Jack Howard-Potter, Merritt Schnipper and John Umphlett, through October 25; also, 76TH ANNUAL MEMBERS' EXHIBITION: Paintings, sculpture, photography and mixed media, through June 7. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405.

:: regional ‘COLLECTANEA’: Objects from the permanent collection illustrate "the museum as hunter/gatherer." Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603646-2426. Through February.

EDWIN HOLGATE: "Master of the Human Figure," paintings, drawings, prints and photographs by the late Canadian artist.

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PREVIEWS SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS: Based on the bestseller by Ann Brashares, Ken Kwapis’ comic drama offers the story of four teenage friends facing a summer during which they’ll be separated for the first time.

To maintain contact, they take turns wearing a pair of “magic” thrift-store jeans they pick out together prior to parting. Starring Amber Tamblyn, Jenna Boyd, Alexis Bledel and America Ferrera.

LAYER CAKE: Director Matthew Vaughn makes his feature debut with this stylized crime thriller set in the drug underworld of the U.K. With Daniel Craig, Colm Meaney and George Harris.

(104 min, R) LORDS OF DOGTOWN: Emile Hirsch, Victor Rasuk and John Robinson star in Catherine Hardwicke’s portrait of the California teenagers who pioneered a revolutionary style of skateboarding in the 1970s. Michael Angarano and Nikki Reed costar. (105 min, PG-13)

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A THE ODD SQUAD: Sandler teams up with Rock to lead a line-up of colorful cons in this remake of the 1974 favorite.

t least half the humor of this remake emanates from its having been made at all. As funny as anything said or done in the film is the fact that someone in Hollywood actually thought audiences would find it amusing to watch Adam Sandler pretend to be an alcoholic ex-pro quarterback doing time in a federal prison straight out of Animal House. More comical, many millions of dollars were spent bringing that bizarro world vision to the screen.

Some audiences will find it amusing to watch, if only in places. The whole loosey-goosey loopiness of the enterprise is somewhat endearing. Is it not fascinating to have the opportunity to see Adam Sandler doing Burt Reynolds, of all people? Not the tragicomic Reynolds of recent years, but the Reynolds who at a specific moment in history embodied American virility and cool?

It’s the equivalent of Lisa Kudrow taking on the Brigitte Bardot role in And God Created Woman or Tina Fey redoing Barbarella.

The reviews I’ve read have been pretty much split down the middle. Some critics have found the comic actor convincing as a former pro-football star. Others haven’t. That controversy misses the point, however. The very notion of Sandler presiding over an update of the 1974 film is funny nearly to the point of being surreal. He’s not good or bad at being Burt Reynolds; he’s frickin’ Adam Sandler being Burt Reynolds. If that’s not funny, it’s at least terrifically weird.

Arrested in the opening sequence for joyriding drunkenly in his girlfriend’s Bentley, Paul “Wrecking” Crewe is incarcerated in a Texas facility whose warden (James Cromwell) is obsessed with the game of football. The prison guards play in some sort of organized league, and Cromwell’s character sees the arrival of Sandler as the key to restoring the team to its former glory. He decides to arrange for a game between his men and a squad of prisoners, figuring the act of humiliating them on the gridiron will give the guards the pick-me-up they need to go on and play a winning season.

Sandler is recruited to assemble the team of convicts and whip it into reasonable shape. He initially declines, due to threats he’s received from a brutal guard, but eventually consents, due to threats he receives from the warden. The middle of the movie chronicles his recruitment efforts, made more challenging by the fact that Crewe was once at the center of a

point-shaving scandal. Many in the prison community appear to hold this ethical breach against him.

Chris Rock costars in the role of Caretaker, the obligatory jailbird who operates a black market. He plays it as a riff on the role Morgan Freeman had in The Shawshank Redemption. Rock shows Sandler the ropes, introduces him to some athletic black inmates — the hip-hop artist Nelly among them — and uses his connections to acquire uniforms for the Mean Machine.

What he does not produce is much in the way of laughs.

That’s the thing about The Longest Yard. It’s an Adam Sandler comedy that costars Chris Rock and yet is curiously light on jokes. Instead, the script attempts to generate humor primarily through the tried-and-true sports-comedy process of assembling a motley grab bag of nutballs. It’s the same gimmick used in everything from Major League to The Replacements. Every ragtag, underdog outfit seems to include certain generic types: the comical fat guy, the mammoth glandular case, the short fellow with something to prove, the psycho, etc. The film plays it strictly by the game book here and, if not for Sandler’s occasional off-kilter one liner, would score few points for originality.

The final third of the film, the actual face-off between the guards and the prisoners, manages to be entertaining in spite of the fact that the outcome is a foregone conclusion. Given the genre, it would have been a foregone conclusion even if this hadn’t been a remake. Of the few real surprises, the biggest is probably Burt Reynolds’ face. The actor has a supporting role as a former Heisman Trophy winner who ends up coaching the con team. Talk about a face-lift gone wrong.

The guy looks like he’s pulling five or six Gs at a dead stop.

The skin that was on the front of his face in the original Longest Yard currently resides somewhere in the neighborhood of his ears. Whatever he’s undergone has left him with a very strange, vaguely Asian look.

The bottom line? The new version possesses none of the original’s bristling stick-it-to-the-man drama. At the same time, the cast of the original didn’t include even a single rapper. What can I say? The Longest Yard will be long forgotten come Oscar time, but there are worse ways for a summer movie season to kick off. m

CINDERELLA MANHHHH Russell Crowe stars in the latest from Ron Howard, the amazing true story of James J. Braddock, who made one of the unlikeliest comebacks in boxing history. With Renee Zellweger. (144 min, PG-13) CRASHHHH1/2 Paul Haggis co-wrote and makes his feature directorial debut with this LA-based ensemble piece which explores the issue of racism in post-9/11 America. Starring Don Cheadle, Sandra Bullock, Matt Dillon, Brendan Fraser and Ryan Phillippe. (100 min, R) CURSEDHH Christina Ricci and Joshua Jackson are paired in the latest from horror legend Wes Craven, the supernatural saga of a brother and sister who develop superhuman abilities in the wake of a mysterious car crash.

Shannon Elizabeth costars. (86 min, PG-13) FEVER PITCHHH The Farrelly brothers adapt Nick Hornby’s autobiographical bestseller into a romantic comedy featuring Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon as a couple trying to come to grips with Fallon’s all-consuming obsession with the Red Sox. (101 min, PG-13) HOUSE OF WAXHH Fantastic news for everyone who’s been waiting for Paris Hilton to get into films: The “Simple Life” star plays one of six friends who hit the road to take in a football game and wind up fighting for their lives

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H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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BY SUSAN GREEN

SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

Smarg Moves

The picture centers on the “farcical complications” facing a young man who steals a bike to escape the German shepherd that’s chasing him.

“But I did give Vittorio De Sica a little homage montage, if you will,” Smarg concedes. With a successful early May premiere on the Vermont campus behind him, he’ll cross the Atlantic to screen his film at a downtown York theater on June 19.

The genesis of The Bike Thief, which was not an official school endeavor,

speaks to Smarg’s American can-do attitude. “In York, I went to a meeting of the cinematography society,” he recalls.

“About 40 people were pitching ideas — usually only five are approved.”

Each chosen project was allowed a week’s access to the limited supply of equipment. “I needed three months,” Smarg says. “That became part of the adventure: figuring out how to get the necessary gear.”

The picture centers on the “farcical complications” facing a young man who steals a bike to escape the German shepherd that’s chasing him. “It’s a sort of comedy with an ambiguous ending,” Smarg explains. “There are three main characters in a cast of about 20 Brits and a few Scots.”

Four years ago, he formed a company called Maverick Film Works that crafts corporate promotional videos. He made enough from the venture to finance the $10,000 budget for The Bike Thief. Everyone worked for free, but Smarg often took them out for dinner.

Because the equipment was in PAL format, which is common in Europe, Smarg needed to buy special gizmos to transfer his 20 hours of footage to digital video. He finished editing just before his Vermont debut.

Next stop? Maybe Hollywood.

“Hopefully, The Bike Thief will qualify for the student film festival circuit,” Smarg says. “I have one more semester at Middlebury. Then, if I can make some connection — like an agent — I’ll go to L.A.”

Rob Williams set out to create a documentary with “that high-brow, Ken Burnsy, PBS look.” Although the 37year-old Waitsfield resident happens to be a fiddler, his 30-minute Independence Trilogy: U.S. Empire, Green Mountain Voices and Vermont Independence does not boast a Ken Burnsy musical score. He had no money and little time for such flourishes, but may eventually add some tunes to the soundtrack.

“This is a work-in-progress,” Williams says. “We plan to show it once a month around the state.”

Meanwhile, his film — about the state’s secession movement — is slated for an 8 p.m. screening on June 3 at Knoll Farm’s Center for Whole Communities in Fayston. Williams is associate publisher of Vermont Commons, a monthly print journal and website with a blog. It’s affiliated with the group Second Vermont Republic, which sponsored a “summit meeting” in Middlebury last fall that is the focus of the digital-video doc.

The event addressed “big 21st-century economic and social problems we need to start solving at the local level,” Williams points out. “The U.S. Empire has become

the thing we seceded from in 1776.”

A fresh look at Inherit the Wind might shed light on an old controversy: evolution versus “intelligent design.”

That’s new lingo for creationism.

Director Stanley Kramer’s melodramatic 1960 film fictionalized the infamous Scopes Monkey Trial of 1925, in which a Tennessee biology teacher committed the “crime” of discussing the banned Darwinian theory with his high school students.

The case pitted legendary defense attorney Clarence Darrow against prosecutor William Jennings Bryan, a Christian fundamentalist. Spencer Tracey and Frederick March portray these historical figures, whose names were changed for purposes of artistic license. The script was adapted from newspaper accounts of the court proceedings by reporter H.L. Mencken, played under a different moniker by Gene Kelly.

For those who assume that science only does battle with religion in the Red States, guess again. On May 3, the New York State Assembly introduced a bill that would require schools to pair evolution with “intelligent design” in the classroom. Sounds like a movie. m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

fickle fannie

BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule.

Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

Out of intense AVERSION, Penny mailed a fish head to her boss.

The pie thrown in Bill Gates’ face came as a SHOCK to him.

Did you know that the dog FAMILY includes seals and sea lions?

Tony Perkins looked the part in Hitchcock’s PSYCHO. The fire-eating profession has its OCCUPATIONAL hazards.

Some folks have a PRIMAL urge for Hostess Twinkies.

Falling in love affects a person’s COGNITIVE functioning.

REGRESSION lets you relive your alien abduction experiences.

War is a reluctant GROUP effort perpetrated by a few bruised egos.

The AROMA of lilacs is known to cure peevishness.

E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS HEALING. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: The silent treatment would not be included here.

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an Smarg was still a New Hampshire teenager in 2000 when he and a friend made a short film adapted from Heart of Darkness. Their title, Bluepocalypse Now, spoofed the 1979 Francis Ford Coppola epic that re-imagined Joseph Conrad’s novella in Vietnam. The kids won the top prize at the National High School Film Festival in New York.

Now a 23-year-old Middlebury College senior majoring in film and English, Smarg shot The Bike Thief during his stint as an exchange student at England’s York University last year.

Although the feature-length production implies a take-off on the 1949 Italian neo-realist classic The Bicycle Thief, it’s not.

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Directed by Peter Segal. (109 min, PG13) THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILLHHHH Judy Irving directs this documentary about the unusual bond between an unemployed San Francisco man and a flock of wild birds he more or less adopts. (83 min, G) UNLEASHEDHHH Louis (The Transporter) Leterrier directs the new action-adventure from Jet Li, the saga of a martial artist forced to fight in death-matches until a chance encounter with a blind piano teacher sets him on another course. With Morgan Freeman, Kerry Condon and Bob Hoskins. (103 min, R) WALK ON WATERHHH Eytan Fox directs Lior Louie Ashkenazi, Knut Berger and Carolina Peters in this drama about an Israeli intelligence agent who goes undercover to track a Nazi war criminal and to spy on his granddaughter. (104 min, NR)

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<showtimes> All shows daily unless otherwise indicated. Film times may change.

Please call theaters to confirm. * = New film.

Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293. wednesday 1 — thursday 2 Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 6:40. Madagascar 6:30. The Longest Yard 7. Monster-in-Law 6:50. friday 3 — thursday 9 Schedule unavailable at press time.

Matinees Saturday and Sunday, late shows Friday and Saturday.

ESSEX CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 1 — thursday 2 *The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1, 3:40, 6:20.

The Hichhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 10 (Wed), 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:45, 9. Kingdom of Heaven 12:10, 3:05, 6, 9. The Longest Yard 10 (Wed), 1:15, 3:45, 6:15, 8:40. Madagascar 10 (Wed), 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30. Monster-In-Law 10 (Wed), 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:40, 8:50. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 10 (Wed), 12:15, 1, 3:20, 4:30, 6:25, 8, 9:30. friday 3 — thursday 9 *The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 10 (Sat & Wed), 1, 3:40, 6:20, 9. Cinderalla Man 12:15, 3:10, 6:05, 9. The Hichhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:45, 9. The Longest Yard 10 (Sat & Wed), 1:15, 3:45, 6:15, 8:40.

Madagascar 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30.

Monster-In-Law 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:40, 8:50. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:15, 1, 3:15, 4:30, 6:20, 8, 9:20.

ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 1 — thursday 2 Madagascar 7, 8:50. Kicking & Screaming 7:25, 9:15. Unleashed 7:10, 9:25. Monster-In-Law 7:20, 9:20. friday 3 — thursday 9 *The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:15. Madagascar 1:10 & 3 (Sat & Sun), 7:05, 8:50.

Monster-In-Law 1:30 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 7:20, 9:20. The Interpreter 6:50, 9:25. Kicking & Screaming 1:20 & 3:20 (Sat & Sun).

Matinees Saturday and Sunday only.

See www.merrilltheatres.net.

MAJESTIC 10 Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 1 — thursday 2 *The Sisterhood of the

Traveling Pants 1:05, 4:05, 7, 9:35.

The Longest Yard 1:10, 4, 7:15, 9:45. Madagascar 1, 1:30, 2, 2:55, 3:50, 4:15, 5:05, 6:10, 7:05, 8:15, 9:20. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 1:45, 3:40, 4:15, 5:05, 6:55, 8:20, 9:55.

Monster-In-Law 1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:25. 9. Kingdom of Heaven 6:30, 9:30. Crash 3:45, 9:10. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 1:10, 6:35, 9:45. House of Wax 10:10.

friday 3 — thursday 9 *The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1, 4, 7, 9:45.

Cinderella Man 12:30, 3:35, 6:40, 9:40. Crash 5:20, 9:35. The Longest Yard 12:50, 1:50, 3:25, 4:25, 6:15, 7:10, 8:45, 9:55.

Madagascar 12:35, 1:15, 2:40, 3:20, 4:45, 6:55, 7:30, 9.

Monster-In-Law 1:10, 3:50, 7:15, 9:30. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:40, 1:45, 3:45, 4:55, 6:45, 8:30, 9:50.

friday 3 — thursday 9 *Lords of Dogtown 1:25, 4:15, 6:55, 9:30. *The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1:10, 4:10, 7, 9:35. Cinderella Man 12:30, 3:30, 6:35, 9:40. Crash 4:25, 9:45.

The Longest Yard 1, 4:20, 7:10, 9:50. Madagascar 12:25, 12:50, 1:30, 3:10, 4, 5:25, 6:30, 7:30, 9.

Monster-In-Law 1:15, 3:40, 6:20, 9:10. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:40, 1:20, 2:40, 3:50, 6:10, 6:50, 7:20, 9:20, 9:55, 10:20 (Sat & Sun).

Early shows Friday through Monday only.

Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

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MARQUIS THEATER Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 1 — thursday 9 Madagascar 1:15, 3 & 4:45 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 8:15. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9.

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 8643456 wednesday 1 — thursday 2 Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 9. Look at Me 1:10, 3:45, 6:50, 9:25. Walk on Water 1:15, 4:10, 7:10, 9:30.

Crash 1:20, 3:35, 7:15, 9:35.

Kingdom of Heaven 6, 8:45. The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill 1:30, 7:25. friday 3 — thursday 9 *Layer Cake 1:15, 4:10, 6:45, 9:15. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 1:10, 2:30, 4:10, 6, 7:10, 9. Cinderella Man 1, 3:45, 6:35, 9:20. Crash 1:20, 4, 7:15, 9:35.

Look at Me 1:05, 6:50. Walk on Water 3:30, 9:30.

Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

THE SAVOY THEATER Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509. wednesday 1 — thursday 2 The Ballad of Jack and Rose 6:30, 8:45. friday 3 — thursday 9 The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill 1:30 (Monday), 6:30, 8:30.

wednesday 1 — thursday 2 Star Wars III: The Revenge of the Sith 7:30. The Longest Yard 7:30. Madagascar 7:30. friday 3 — thursday 4 Star Wars III: The Revenge of the Sith 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:15 & 9:10 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu).

The Longest Yard 2:30 & 4:45 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9:10 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu). Madagascar 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:45 & 8:30 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu).

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DIFFERENT DRUMMER Timekeeper Matt Wilson is probably best known for his eponymous quartet. He stretches the “classic” jazz quartet sound with his outfit, Arts and Crafts. Joined by bassist Dennis Irwin, trumpeter Terell Stafford and pianist Larry Goldings, the versatile and energetic drummer delights in a fresh, do-it-yourself vibe. Look for playful, quirky improvisations such as “Free Range Chicken,” which ends with him playing a bicycle bell. And expect arresting musicianship to underpin his frolicsome approach; Wilson was recently named Down Beat’s number-one Rising Star Drummer for the second year in a row. Catch him if you can.

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The Chittenden Solid Waste District organizes, and sends any leftovers to local nonprofits. For the first time this year, there was a second-chance drop-off at the CSWD’s Pine Street location, on the last day of the month. But for those who le town on Memorial Day weekend, today was the day.

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WED.01 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 598-1077.

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film ‘DOWNFALL’: This German film depicts Adolf Hitler’s last days. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words INK, SWEAT & TEARS: Burlington-area writers share constructive criticism and caffeine.

Muddy Waters, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 238-4040.

SUZI WIZOWATY: The Burlington-based author reads from her new mystery book for young adults, A Tour of Evil. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers pay tribute to The God of Beer by Northeast Kingdom-based author Garret Keizer. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 453-2665.

talks ‘CHRISTIANITY & POLITICS’: Clergy from various faiths discuss the separation of church and state at a Democracy for America meet-up. Nectar’s, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0011.

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Kowalski. Unitarian Church, Burlington, noon.

Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 24.

‘SPRIGHTLY STEPS’: Musician and local historian Adam Boyce talks about Vermont’s contra and square-dancing traditions. Old Stone School House, Shoreham, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 897-2600.

LLOYD KAHN: The architectural author of Shelter looks back on 40 years of hand-built homes around the world. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

ORCHID CLUB: Horticultural hobbyist Bob Aldrich provides pointers for propagating orchids at home.

Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 660-3505.

VERMONT TREE SOCIETY: Do you have an arborist’s ardor for individual trees? Loona Brogan introduces the state’s oldest and largest specimens. Milton Historical Museum, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7387.

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WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Center, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m.

Free. Info, 864-8001.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-7120.

MARSHFIELD PLAYGROUP: Tykes from birth to age 5 party with their parents during a weekly community supper. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-8757, ext. 106.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

BIRD FEEDING: Find out what raptors like for lunch at the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 4:30 p.m. $6.50-8. Info, 359-5000.

sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: The local chapter of the international cross-country club meets for fun, beer and, oh yeah, running. Ethan Allen Park, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 318-5527.

SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.

QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: A naturalist leads hikers into Vermont’s version of the Grand Canyon to explore geological history. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

CANOE TRIP: Boaters begin their day with a birdsong-accented paddle on the Ottaquechee River. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 9 a.m. noon. $30, canoes provided. Registration and info, 359-5000.

BACKROADS RIDE: Bikers take it easy with fat tires on 25 miles of dirt roads in Charlotte.

Call for meeting location, 5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2839.

MOUNTAIN BIKE RACES: Kids and adults get two-wheeled training on 5-, 10-, 15- or 20km loops. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 6 p.m. $3-10. Info, 879-6001.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 55:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 253-9591.

ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

LAUGHING CLUB: Gigglers of all ages yuk it up for a healthful half-hour. Union Station, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2578.

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CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

FARMERS’ MARKET: Browse among open-air booths selling homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts. Route 2, behind Cabot Creamery Offices, Montpelier, 3-6 p.m. Free.

Info, 685-4360.

‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: Hawks, owls and other live birds of prey are the focus of this nature showcase and talk. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m., 1 p.m. & 3:30 p.m. $8.

Info, 359-5000.

PIZZA PARTY: Adult survivors dealing with blood cancer join family members and friends for some much-needed R&R. Call for Burlington-area location, 6 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 847-3234.

QUEEN CITY POLICE FOUNDATION LUNCH: Boosters of Burlington’s boys and girls in blue raise funds for innovative, community-based policing. Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, noon 1:30 p.m. $50. Reservations and info, 655-7769.

BIRTHING CENTER OPEN HOUSE: Expectant parents, grandparents, siblings and their friends hear about options for having a baby.

Central Vermont Medical Center, Berlin, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 371-4613.

ROCK STAR KARAOKE PARTY: Dress up as your favorite musical celeb for discounted entry to this mod-to-punk, do-it-yourself songfest, part of the Montpelier Fashion Week. Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $3-5. Info, 223-8667.

DIVERSITY VOLUNTEERS: Participants in three local programs are recognized for their community-building work. Burlington High School auditorium, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 316-1828.

DONATION DROP-OFF: Seeking to shed stuff?

Bring furniture, electronics, children’s books and other household items to Mercy Connections, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Free. Info, 846-7084.

MONTRÉAL BEER FESTIVAL: Fans of artisan alcohol sample a selection of more than 340 beers, ciders and other brews from around the world. Windsor Station & Courtyard, Montréal, Québec, noon - 11 p.m. Free admission, CA $1 tastings. Info, 514-722-9640, ext. 322.

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‘NOTHING LIKE DREAMING’: Set in Montpelier, this film by Vermont cineaste Nora Jacobson tracks two loners who try to make music with fire. Town Hall Theater, Woodstock, “fire organ” demo 7 p.m., film 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 649-3242.

THU.02 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CAPITAL CITY CONCERT: Clarinetist David Goodman, violist Paul Reynolds and pianist MaryJane Austin-Reynolds collaborate on works

by Schumann, Mozart and Max Bruch. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, noon. Donations. Info, 223-6743.

ROTARY CONCERT SERIES: Susan Squier sings swing, bebop, Latin and funk with the six members of Pine Street Jazz. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-0811.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ESSEX ART LEAGUE: Appreciators of painting and sculpture settle in for a picnic and annual meeting. Call for Colchester-area location. Free, bring a chair and a dish to share. Info, 879-2699.

COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

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‘ANNIE’: Lake Placid’s Community Theater Players present the classic rags-to-riches musical about an orphan who longs for her parents.

Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $14. Info, 518-523-2512.

film ‘DOWNFALL’: See June 1.

‘GIMME SHELTER’: Albert and David Maysles’ classic documentary catches the Rolling Stones’ 1969 team-up with the Hells Angels.

Post-film, Stones producer Ron Schneider and Albert Maysles discuss the events portrayed.

Room 427, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2085.

‘THE YES MEN’: In this documentary, anti-corporate activists travel from conference to conference, impersonating members of the World Trade Organization. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4748.

‘FILM, FEAST & FICTION’: Cinema gourmands enjoy a literary potluck discussion after watching the book-based, food-themed movie, Babette’s Feast. Winooski Senior Center, 6 p.m.

Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 655-2501.

LAURA WATERMAN: The East Corinth-based author shares her memoir Losing the Garden: The Story of a Marriage. Borders, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

PAULA SCHMITT: The Vermont writer considers family life in her book Living in a Locker Room: A Mom’s Tale of Survival in a Household of Boys. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

talks ‘SHRINKING THE BIG BOX’: Environmental author and Seven Days columnist Bill McKibben joins Vermont Natural Resources Council staff to discuss the local cost of global chain stores like Wal-Mart. Bellows Free Academy auditorium, St. Albans, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 223-2328, ext. 12.

NATURAL HISTORY LECTURE: Author Michael Tougias gives an illustrated talk touring the 400-plus miles of the Connecticut — New England’s longest river. Brandon Free Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-8230.

FINANCE TALK: Money advisor Irene Boire focuses on strategies for building family security. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon.

Free. Reservations and info, 518-873-3299.

‘LOW MAINTENANCE GARDENING’: Burlington author and organic cultivator Ron Krupp provides thrifty, practical approaches to garden design. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 79 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

‘DINING OUT FOR DUMMIES’: Nutritionists look into restaurant menus and portion sizes with an eye to counting calories. Conference Room 3, Central Vermont Hospital, Berlin, 6-7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 371-4198.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 1.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 1.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Three- to 5year-olds break into books at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 308.

WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

‘FAIRY REVEL’: Winged princesses and dashing princes ages 3 and up gather for pixie-themed stories and games. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 1.

‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 1.

DONATION DROP-OFF: See June 1.

MONTRÉAL BEER FESTIVAL: See June 1.

FARM SUMMIT: Panelists and the public discuss challenges and necessary skills for young Vermonters interested in agriculture. See calendar spotlight. Putney School, 11:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. $10 includes lunch. Registration and info, 877-887-2378.

SENIOR SERVICES NETWORKING: Health professionals and others caring for the elderly get acquainted at a benefit for the Champlain Valley Agency on Aging. Holiday Inn, South Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-6434.

WATERFRONT TOUR: The Burlington Business Association hosts a morning cruise around the harbor. Departs from King Street Dock, Burlington, boarding 7:30 a.m., launch 8 a.m. $10. Reservations and info, 863-1175.

PARENT GROUP: People minding infants up to 9 months old share their joys and concerns.

Expectant families are also welcome. Child’s Garden Campus, Orchard Valley School, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Donations. Info, 456-7400.

BLACK & WHITE PARTY: Savvy dressers get back to basics at this Montpelier Fashion Week soirée. Duotone desserts and live music by Red Hot Juba open up the Black Door Bar & Bistro, Montpelier, 8:30 p.m. Free if wearing black and white, otherwise $3. Info, 223-7070.

sport QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 1.

BIKE RIDE & CLINIC: The Green Mountain Club offers tips on safe cycling, followed by an easy tour. Call for Montpelier-area location and time. Donations. Info, 223-7035.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 1.

SIERRA CLUB SOCIAL: Environmentally aware imbibers gather to chat about conservation and community. Rí Rá Irish Pub, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5245.

RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops with hope for tranquility and an end to Middle Eastern deployments.

Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053.

FRI.03 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. MADELEINE PEYROUX QUARTET: Discovered as a street singer in Paris, this smoky-voiced chanteuse lets loose with acoustic blues, jazz and country. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20-29. Info, 863-5966.

POP QUIZ HOT SHOTS: Bristol musician Caleb Elder puts some sass in this group’s bluegrass.

Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 247-0050.

SOCIAL BAND: Burlington’s lively a cappella group sings choral works commissioned from 25 Vermont composers. Irasburg Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 754-6335.

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CHARLOTTE COFFEEHOUSE: Singer-songwriters Jim McGinnis and Carol Abair get audience members to sing along at the Charlotte Senior Center, 7:30-10 p.m. $5-7. Info, 425-6345.

SHREWSBURY CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY: Faculty from this teaching ensemble team up for works by Bartok, Saint Saëns and Francis Poulenc. Nourse Hall, Trinity Episcopal Church, Rutland, noon. Free. Info, 775-4368.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: Burlington’s visual artists arrange visits to more than 25 galleries and studios in a social celebration of creativity. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts and various other Burlington-area locations, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7165.

GALLERY WALK: The Strolling of the Heifers Festival kicks off with a celebration of food and fine arts. See calendar spotlight. Main Street, Brattleboro, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 877-887-2378.

dance PARTNER DANCING: New and experienced dancers pick up and practice fancy footwork at Chow! Bella, St. Albans, 7-10 p.m. $10.

Info, 598-6757.

BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

‘CINDERELLA’: The Dance Academy of Stowe showcases individual steps in an enchanted evening performance. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $10.

Info, 253-5151.

words WRITING GROUP: Seniors pen their memoirs in a relaxed, supportive atmosphere. Waterbury Area Senior Center, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 244-7036.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 1.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 1.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 1, Waterbury Branch Library, for children ages 3-5.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 1.

PRINCIPAL STORYTIME: Lorie Carruth, principal of Burlington’s C.P. Smith Elementary School, reads her favorite kids’ books. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-8001.

‘AMERICAN GIRL’ NIGHT: Young ladies ages 7 to 11 and their dolls warm up to summer by crafting cool accessories. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

drama ‘THUMBS-UP’ SHOWCASE GALA: See June 2, 2:30 p.m.

‘ANNIE’: See June 2.

film ‘INDEPENDENCE TRILOGY’: This three-part, 30minute film explores Vermont’s potential for self-sufficiency. A public discussion follows at the Center for Whole Communities, Knoll Farm, Fayston, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 279-3364.

‘THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILL’: Set in San Francisco, this documentary follows a drifter who befriends 45 talking birds.

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘BRIDE & PREJUDICE’: This Bollywood-meetsHollywood treatment of Jane Austen’s classic comes from the director of Bend It Like Beckham. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 9 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘EVOLUTIONARY ENLIGHTENMENT’: Interested folks view a video of a talk by spiritual teacher Andrew Cohen. Second floor, 41 Main Street, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 238-0764.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 1, 10 a.m.

QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 1.

BAG TAG PUB CRAWL: Fore! Disc golfers sling small Frisbees in a competitive tourney, then go to town. Center Chains Disc Golf Course, Waterbury Center, 5:30 p.m. $20 one-time fee includes equipment. Info, 244-0838.

ARTHRITIS FITNESS: Seniors living with joint pain try gentle stretches and water-based movement. Racquet’s Edge, Essex, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 879-7734.

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Pamplona’s racing bulls aren’t the only bustling bovines in the world. For the third year running, bloom-bedecked heifers hoof it down Brattleboro’s Main Street as part of a three-day tribute to sustainable agriculture and family farms. The local farmers’ market beefs up with a gallery walk, a chefs’ pavilion, a celebrity milking contest and free ice cream. A youth-inagriculture conference and self-guided farm tours convey cow know-how. Saturday’s saunter features 75 cloven-hoofed stars, as well as floats, Bread and Puppet Theater, world-champ baton twirlers and a waving, smiling Dairy Fairy. That night, moo-vers shimmy at the blackand-white Heifer Ball. How udderly divine.

STROLLING OF THE HEIFERS PARADE & FESTIVAL Thursday through Sunday, June 2-5, various Brattleboro-area locations, times and prices.

Info, 877-887-2378.

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Tickets available at Flynn Center www.flynntix.org or 863-5966 Through 5/31 - $20 • 6/1-11 - $25 More info: 238-2918

Vermont Parent Information Center Open House Thursday, June 9, 4-6pm

Meet our staff and board, see our new office, enjoy light refreshments, and learn about our programs.

The Vermont Parent Information Center serves families of children with special needs and the professionals who work with them.

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etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 1.

FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 1, Route 15, Hardwick, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5584.

‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 1.

DONATION DROP-OFF: See June 1.

MONTRÉAL BEER FESTIVAL: See June 1.

TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-1926.

THE GARDEN PARTY: Green thumbs gather for horticulture how-tos, harp music and a silent auction. See calendar spotlight. ECHO Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $30. Info, 864-0555.

VERMONT BALLOON & MUSIC FESTIVAL: Thrillseekers catch hot air, then take in midway rides and musical acts. See calendar spotlight.

Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 3-10 p.m. $10. Info, 878-5545.

2600 GROUP: Computer geeks gather for tech talk and gadget demos. Borders, Burlington, 58 p.m. Free. Info, 233-7051.

TAG SALE: Sales of clothing, books, household items and gently used toys raise funds for tsunami relief. Covenant Community Church, Jericho, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 879-4313.

FIRE STATION BENEFIT: John Drady, a Sonoma County firefighter and vintner, offers a California-inspired five-course dinner pairing wine and food. Half of the proceeds support the Bristol and Starksboro Fire Departments.

Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, 6:30 p.m. $60.

Reservations and info, 453-2432.

BOOK SALE: Audio-visual items augment thousands of volumes on all three floors of the Essex Free Library, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

DINNER & COMMUNITY FORUM: After an evening meal, central Vermont residents ruminate on what makes a town a good place to live. Woodbury College, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 522-3842.

ANTIQUE CAR DISPLAY & PARADE: Classic chassis purr and rumble for fans of old-fashioned four-wheelers. Church Street, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 758-9284.

<calendar > SAT.04 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘ROOTS OF JAZZ’: Jenni Johnson & Friends and the Essex Children’s Choir contribute song portraits of America’s unique musical genre.

Unitarian Church, Burlington, 4 p.m. $12. Info, 863-9161.

‘A LIFE IN SONG’: Soprano Marjorie Drysdale celebrates her 30-year career, with accompaniment from guest vocalists and the Montpelier Chamber Orchestra. See calendar spotlight.

Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $15.

Info, 728-6464.

DON GARSIDE & SANDY MORSE: Two local musicians share the stage for blues, country and folk tunes. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

RIPTON COMMUNITY COFFEE HOUSE: Champlain Valley folk veterans Pete and Karen Sutherland sing traditional and original tunes at the Ripton Community House, open mike 7:30 p.m., concert 8:30 p.m. $5. Info, 388-9782.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: See June 3.

‘CINDERELLA’: See June 3.

CONTRA DANCE: Caller Dave Bateman directs dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes. The threeperson band Crawfoot keeps the beat with fiddle, guitar and flute. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 744-6163.

WESTERN-STYLE SQUARE DANCE: Caller Betsy Gotta sets the pace for partners to do-si-do.

Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, advanced hour 6:30 p.m., mainstream 7:3010:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 985-2012.

DANCE RECITAL: Students perform different dances from around the world. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 2 p.m. $15-20. Info, 775-0903.

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‘THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILL’: See June 3.

‘BRIDE & PREJUDICE’: See June 3.

JAZZ CARTOONS: This screening of Warner Brothers classics from Bugs Bunny to the Road Runner focuses on jazz-inspired soundtracks.

Second Floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 865-7166.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘ART & ALL THAT JAZZ’: Kick off the Discover Jazz Festival by creating swinging collages and mobiles. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 865-7166.

ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5356.

QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 1, noon & 2 p.m.

WEST HAVEN HIKE: Late-spring travelers tour 7-plus miles of the Buckner Preserve on this easy-to-moderate outing. Call for meeting time and location. Donations. Info, 223-7035.

BIKE RIDE: Cyclists cross a bridge to Isle LaMotte for an easy, 23-mile trip to St. Anne’s Shrine and back. Call for meeting location, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 229-4911.

WORK HIKE: Volunteers carry wood up New Hampshire’s Mt. Monadnock to build steps and repair towers. Meet at Island Pond train station, call for meeting time. Free. Info, 222-5951.

MYSTERY WORK TREK: Bring water, lunch and gloves on this hike honoring National Trails Day. Call for meeting location and time. Free.

Info, 879-1457.

WEEKEND BACKPACK TRIP: Hikers average 12 miles per day on this difficult, Rutland-area section of the Long Trail. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 496-7650.

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talks ‘HOME-GROWN VEGGIES’: Gardening expert Charlie Nardozzi explains how to cultivate a small space for six months of bumper crops.

Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 660-3505.

‘CANADA WARBLERS’: Professor Jim Chace of Villanova University talks about his years of research on this songbird species. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 1-2 p.m. $7.50. Info, 649-2200.

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ADOPTION TALK: Prospective parents learn about different ways to go about adopting a child. A Q&A session follows at the Middlebury Inn, 8:30 a.m. $15-25. Info, 223-4744.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 1.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 1.

‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-2711.

CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

U.S.A. LUGE SLIDER SEARCH: Boys and girls ages 11-14 test their aptitude for the Olympic sport with the possibility of formal training next winter. Locust St., Burlington, 10 a.m. 12:30 p.m. & 1:30-4 p.m. $15. Info, 518-5232071, ext. 112.

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‘A NIGHT OF COMEDY’: Funny-man-turned-politician Jason Lorber teams up with improv troupe Kamikaze Comedy to generate laugh lines.

Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 877-6737.

VARIETY SHOW: Locals trot out their talents in skits, songs and dances. Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 723-6194.

DRAG SHOW BENEFIT: Queens from the Barony of all Vermont entertain with high-stepping style to support low-income Vermonters.

Shooka Dooka’s, Rutland, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 773-6969.

STOWE THEATER GUILD AUDITIONS: Thespians try out for A Day in Hollywood, A Night in the Ukraine, a madcap musical spoof of 1930s cinema. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 253-2528.

MURDER MYSTERIES LIVE!: Dinner guests dressed in formal attire chat over an evening meal, then try to solve a crime by hunting for clues. The Wilson Castle, Proctor, 7 p.m. $65 includes dinner. Info, 773-3284.

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MOUNTAIN BIKE WORKSHOP: Women practice off-road riding with female instructors on a beginner-to-intermediate-level course.

Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $75. Info, 879-6001.

SOCCER REGISTRATION: Recreational players age 20 and older sign up for the First Vermont International Heritage Soccer Cup. In front of Burlington City Hall, noon - 2 p.m. $50. Info, 578-9552.

RELAY FOR LIFE: Workers curculate by candlelight all night at this American Cancer Society fundraiser. Central Vermont Service Corporation, Rutland, 1 p.m. - 8 a.m. Donations. Info, 800-227-2345.

5K RUN/WALK: Athletes of all ages celebrate family fitness at the North Pasture Cross Country Course, Charlotte, 10 a.m. Donations.

Info, 863-2917.

activism CONGRESSIONAL TOWN MEETING: U.S. Representative Bernie Sanders convenes citizens to talk about poverty in Vermont and across the country. Rutland Middle School, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 800-339-9834.

REBUILDING TOGETHER WORK DAY: Volunteers collaborate on home improvements for an elderly resident of Burlington’s Old North End. Call for meeting location, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 860-9200.

etc FARMERS’ MARKETS: See June 1, 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.

– 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 496-5856. Craftsbury Common, 10 a.m. 1 p.m. Free. Info, 586-8022. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 1.

MONTRÉAL BEER FESTIVAL: See June 1.

VERMONT BALLOON & MUSIC FESTIVAL: See June 3, 6 a.m. - 10 p.m. $12.

TAG SALE: See June 3.

BOOK SALE: See June 3, plants and baked goods join the tables of tomes, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.

‘MEET THE RAPTOR’: Learn about one of the resident birds of prey and its species, and find out how it came to the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 10 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

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DAIRY FEST & MARKETPLACE: Cheese tastings, live music and puppetry by Putney’s Sandglass Theater coincide with free ice cream and juggling. See calendar spotlight. The Common, Brattleboro, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 877887-2378.

STROLLING OF THE HEIFERS PARADE: Cows amble through downtown with a bevy of unicyclists and America’s only 4-H fife-and-drum corps. See calendar spotlight. Main Street, Brattleboro, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 877-887-2378.

HEIFER BALL: Dancers don black and white to honor Holsteins at this hoedown and silent art auction. See calendar spotlight. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center, 7-11:30 p.m. $40. Info, 877-887-2378.

SPRING TAG SALE: Bargain-hunters peruse piles of antiques, books, CDs and other household items. Hickok & Boardman Place, Shelburne Road, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 846-7084.

FASHION SHOW: In a tongue-in-cheek tribute to wearable art, Vermont’s capital city eyes the catwalk for à la mode material. State Street, Montpelier, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-5959.

CHARITY BALL: Snappy dressers experiment with swank styles at Montpelier’s Fashion Week finale, with music by Taoist Cowgirls and The Rhythm Rascals. Vermont College Gymnasium, Montpelier, 8 p.m. - midnight. $12. Info, 229-5959.

AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF UNIVERSITY WOMEN: At a public tea, Sister Janice Ryan of the Vermont Department of Corrections describes her job. Trinity Episcopal Church, Shelburne, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-9242.

COMMUNITY FAIR: Live entertainment, kids’ activities and local food vendors create an adhoc block party. Hunger Mountain Co-op parking lot, Montpelier, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8000.

DOGGIE SOCIAL & ADOPT-A-THON: Pooch owners bring their dogs by to say “hi” to tail-waggers hoping for a home. The Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-0135, ext. 106.

FOAL DAYS: This spring’s Morgan horses show their paces as the newest versions of the Vermont State Animal. UVM Morgan Horse Farm, Weybridge, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5. Info, 388-2011.

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The Women’s Rape Crisis Center has been a go-to group for survivors of sexual assault for 22 years. During the past six months, however, the Burlington-based organization has experienced a stunning 96-percent increase in the number of survivors it’s helped in person, and the WRCC’s support hotline has also felt the pinch. This weekend, a garden-themed gala helps the nonprofit offset growing expenses. Horticulture whizzes Charlie Nardozzi, Ann Whitman and Kris Engstrom explain how to make plants happy. Harpist Evergreen Erb plays calming chords at a decadent dessert buffet, and a silent auction of items for gardens or gardeners includes tools, landscaping consultations and healing massages. Here’s to flower power.

THE GARDEN PARTY Friday, June 3, ECHO Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $30. Info, 864-0555.

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SHELBURNE CLASSIC AUTO FESTIVAL: Hundreds of vintage vehicles offset a flea market, tractor pull and other family activities.

Shelburne Museum, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $12. Info, 985-3346.

SPRING FESTIVAL: A newly restored, 1920s-era greenhouse is unveiled at a picnic-friendly plant sale. King’s Garden, Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $12. Info, 518-585-2821.

HISTORIC OPEN HOUSE: Phi Gamma Delta offers tours of its French Second Empire-style building, past home to General William Wells and Horatio Jackson. Corner of South Willard & Main streets, Burlington, dedication ceremony 2:30 p.m., open house 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6904.

HILL SECTION TOUR: Champlain College archivist Christina Dunphy leads an informative walk past the Victorian-era mansions of Summit, Main and South Willard Streets. Meet in the courtyard behind the Hauke Family Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 651-5976.

LOBSTER DINNER: Savor an early-summer supper of bright red crustaceans — or, for the seafood-shy, teriyaki chicken. Homemade salads, rolls and pies round out the meal at All Saints Church, South Burlington, 5 & 6:30 p.m. $8-16. Reservations and info, 862-9750.

DINNER-DANCE & WINE AUCTION: Funds from tasty treats and corked bottles benefit Copley Hospital. Topnotch, Stowe Resort & Spa, 6 p.m. $125. Reservations and info, 888-8162.

BOOK DROP-OFF: Piles of donated volumes stock an upcoming sale at the Burnham Memorial Library. Old Firehouse, Colchester, 9 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 878-8849.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: Lovers of literature peruse page-turners at the Fletcher Free Library, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8538.

FELLOWSHIP DINNER: Friends and family members of those touched by cancer honor their loved ones in a community ceremony. Unity Church, Essex Junction, 5:30 p.m. Donations.

Reservations and info, 893-0183.

AARP MEETING: Seniors sip coffee during a social hour, then supervise the selection of officers. South Burlington City Hall, 9 a.m.

Free. Info, 879-2684.

BIG RIG DAY: Tractor trailers inspire tykes, while adults check out a book and bake sale. Woodbury Community Library, 8:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 456-7404.

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LIFE DRAWING: Pencil holders sketch the human form. Burlington College, noon - 3 p.m. $5.

Info, 862-9616.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. DISCOVER JAZZ FESTIVAL BIG BAND: Trumpeter Randy Brecker joins this 21-piece orchestra for the Gil Evans/Miles Davis masterpiece Sketches of Spain, with portions of Porgy & Bess. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15-25. Info, 863-5966.

LOVERBOY: The five-member rock band that was the darling of early MTV celebrates its silver anniversary on a tour full of ’80s flashbacks.

Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $20-25.

Info, 775-0903.

‘BRAHMS, ETC.’: Various pianists perform works

by Scarlatti, Chopin, Debussy — and Brahms.

St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 3 p.m.

Donations. Info, 864-0471.

KIRTAN SINGING: Students of yoga stretch vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711.

BOWS & IVORY: This foursome fields popular songs and show tunes at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

DAVID MALLETT: The Maine singer-songwriter whose songs have been recorded by Pete Seeger, Alison Krauss, John Denver and Emmylou Harris comes to the Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 728-6464.

FIDDLERS’ CONCERT: Members of the Northeast Fiddlers Association bow jigs and reels at the Elks Club, Montpelier, 1-5:30 p.m. Donations.

Info, 229-1244.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 1.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 1.

U.S.A. LUGE SLIDER SEARCH: See June 4, 1-4 p.m.

SUMMER READING KICK-OFF: Kids make magicthemed crafts, then pick up a log for hotweather books. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 1, noon & 2 p.m.

CAMEL’S HUMP: Hikers ascend this Green Mountain via the Long Trail on a difficult, 9plus-mile trek. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 888-3375.

SHOREHAM PADDLE: Canoe- and kayakensconced explorers bring binoculars to survey Richville Pond’s shoreline. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Donations. Info, 223-7035.

NATURE WALK: Wildlife enthusiasts explore the woods around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 434-2167.

PLEASANT VALLEY LOOP: Cyclists bike either a 25- or a 42-mile route from Underhill to Jeffersonville. Meet at Underhill Elementary School, 8:45 a.m. Free. Info, 413-427-2177.

MT. MANSFIELD: Hikers make a circle on this difficult, 9-mile trip, starting at the Underhill State Park. Call for meeting location and time. $2.50. Info, 878-6828.

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STOWE THEATER GUILD AUDITIONS: See June 4.

‘BUNNICULA’ BBQ THEATER: Grills fire up for a quick dinner before the evening show about a seemingly sinister rabbit. Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., dinner 5 p.m., show 6:30 p.m. $20. Info, 518-891-1854.

QUEER LIBERATION ARMY: Queer-identified activists of all ages plan flamboyant responses to intolerance. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-9677.

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ESL GROUP: See June 1, 2-4 p.m.

‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 1.

MONTRÉAL BEER FESTIVAL: See June 1.

VERMONT BALLOON & MUSIC FESTIVAL: See June 3, 6 a.m. - 8 p.m.

‘MEET THE RAPTOR’: See June 4.

SHELBURNE CLASSIC AUTO FESTIVAL: See June 4.

‘THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILL’: See June 3.

‘BRIDE & PREJUDICE’: See June 3.

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FARM TOURS: Take a hayride and watch a sheep-shearing after picking up a map to area dairy operations. See calendar spotlight.

Various Brattleboro-area locations, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 877-887-2378.

FLEA MARKET & CRAFT SALE: Outdoor shoppers secure special items at the Burlington Elks Lodge, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2424.

STOWE WINE TASTING: Oenophiles enjoy brunch, tasting seminars and a silent auction.

Topnotch, Stowe Resort & Spa, 9:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. $60. Reservations and info, 888-8162.

MON.06 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. BILL CHARLAP TRIO: The hard-swinging pianist plays jazz standards with bassist Peter Washington and drummer Kenny Washington.

FlynnSpace, Burlington, 6:30 & 8:30 p.m. $25.

Info, 863-5966.

OPERA FESTIVAL OPEN REHEARSALS: Strongvoiced stars from Europe, Canada and the U.S. practice for upcoming performances. The Inn at the Round Barn, Waitsfield, 2-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 496-7722.

SAMBATUCADA!: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open rehearsal of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe.

Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 660-0420.

film ‘THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILL’: See June 3.

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LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7.

Info, 635-1769.

words RAPID REVIEWS: Librarians quickly recap their top picks of the year in various genres.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

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LEADERSHIP SYMPOSIUM: Students, policy makers, business owners and community members consider how to be ethical. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. $10 includes lunch.

Registration and info, 864-7541.

‘THE LEGACY QUESTION’: Business owners, managers and employees explore a variety of ownership succession options. See “Local Matters,” this issue. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $65. Info, 861-6611.

HEALTH CARE FORUM: A five-person panel of doctors, employers and legislators discusses medical access in Vermont. Roland’s Place, New Haven, 7:30-9:30 a.m. $5 includes breakfast. Reservations and info, 388-7951.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 1.

‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 1.

SUMMER GARDEN DAY: Help plant a “sunflower house” that will grow into a flowering, shady spot for sitting. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

VERMONT EMPLOYEE OWNERSHIP CONFERENCE: Eight workshops explain the nuts and bolts of how workers can manage their own companies. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, noon- 5 p.m. $65. Info, 861-6611.

AWARDS DINNER: A trio of winners are recognized for their corporate social responsibility.

Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 5-8:30 p.m. $50. Reservations and info, 862-8347.

WOMEN’S BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs trade brochures after a lunchtime lecture about marketing messages, from an Eating Well magazine editor. Woodbury College, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-266-4062.

FITNESS WALK: Green Mountain Club members and friends make strides on a brisk 4-mile stroll. Call for Burlington-area location and time. Free. Info, 658-5869.

‘MEMORY MONDAY’: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening — before they forget. University Health Center, Burlington, various times. Free. Registration and info, 847-9488.

THERAPY WORKSHOP: Creative types suffering from a block learn how to express themselves again through journal writing, art and movement. Second floor, 41 Main Street, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2621.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 1.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 1.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 1, for children ages 3-5.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 4767550, ext. 308.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 1, 10 a.m.

QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 1.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE: Disc flickers convene for pick-up games on the Westford Common, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1681.

‘FIT & FABULOUS’: A week-long health education fair focuses on a different sport or technique each day — including biking, bellydancing and chair massages. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 1.

CONGRESSIONAL TOWN MEETING: See June 4, American Legion Hall, Newport.

LAMOILLE SPROUTS: Activists concerned about how food choices affect health and the local economy gather at the Bee’s Knees, Morrisville, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7277.

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TUE.07 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. OPERA FESTIVAL OPEN REHEARSALS: See June 6.

MATT WILSON’S ARTS & CRAFTS: The innovative, funny and up-and-coming drummer brings three fellow souls to town as part of the Discover Jazz Festival. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $22.

Info, 863-5966.

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Feel like a little mood music? There are as many types of music as there are moods.

Randolph-based soprano Marjorie Drysdale reminisces about her 30-year career with a twopart concert that encompasses a little of everything. “The privilege of being a singer is that there are so many kinds of music to explore,” says Drysdale. The vocalist sings art songs, opera and oratorio, Gilbert-and-Sullivan faves, and selections from Broadway musicals in the first half of the show, accompanied by members of the Sounding Joy! chorus, which she conducts. After intermission, The Montpelier Chamber Orchestra joins in for sections of Haydn’s The Creation and Puccini’s La Boheme, with tenor soloist Wayne Hobbs and Boston bass Don Wilkinson. Encore!

‘A LIFE IN SONG’ Saturday, June 4, Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 728-6464.

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<calendar > TUE.07 << 11B CASTLETON CONCERT SERIES: Guitarist Robert Waugneux sings original compositions and golden oldies. Castleton Green, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 273-2911.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

MILTON COMMUNITY BAND REHEARSAL: Old and new members warm up for a busy summer concert schedule. Herrick Avenue Elementary School, Milton, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.

dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 7-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044.

SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

film ‘THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILL’: See June 3.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words MARJORIE RYERSON: The Randolph-based author, poet and photographer reads from her new book Companions for the Passage. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

talks ‘THE HISTORY OF JAZZ’: Musician and historian Larry McCrorey traces the genre’s development in images and sound samples, and talks about the socio-political forces that shaped it.

Second floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

INTRODUCTION TO BIODYNAMICS: Ron Krupp, author of A Woodchuck’s Guide to Gardening, talks about planting according to the stars.

Orchard Valley School, East Montpelier, 6:30-8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 456-7400.

MAGICIANS WITHOUT BORDERS: The two Lincoln-based founders of this international organization give an illustrated talk about performing in refugee camps and orphanages all

over the world. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 453-2665.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 1.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 1.

Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:109:30 a.m.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 1.

TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies aged 2 and under take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free.

Info, 476-5118.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

sport QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 1.

‘FIT & FABULOUS’: See June 6.

BIKE RIDE: Pedal-pushers gear up for a 26-mile round-trip from Montpelier to Waterbury. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 479-1236.

TRAIL RUNNING: Cross-country racers of all ages train on a 5K course, with shorter loops for kids. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 6 p.m. $3-5. Info, 879-6001.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 1.

ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to U.S. military activities in Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-1926.

‘ONE BIG TABLE’: The Vermont Foodbank highlights hunger by inviting brown-bag lunchers to think of themselves as a single family, sharing table space. Speakers share ideas about how to feed everyone. Top block of Church Street, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 476-3341, ext. 105.

MORAN PLANT IDEA NIGHT: City planners offer inside tours, then seek input from citizens on whether and how to redevelop this controversial Waterfront building. Waterfront Picnic Shelter, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7144.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 1.

FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 1, Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 1.

CATAMOUNT BUSINESS NETWORK: Local leaders meet and greet at the Hampton Inn, Colchester, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 654-7646, ext. 161.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriott, Williston, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434.

PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.

QUITTERS’ WORKSHOP: Smokers who want to stop buddy up for encouragement and better health. Conference Room 2, Woodbridge Nursing Home, Central Vermont Medical Center, Berlin, noon - 1 p.m. $10. Info, 371-5945.

VERMONT BUSINESSES FOR SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY: This conference helps progressive companies focus on more than one bottom line. Marjorie Kelly, co-founder and editor of Business Ethics magazine, keynotes. See “Local Matters”, this issue. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 8 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. $135. Info, 862-8347.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: Stitchers welcome new members and guests at this sew-and-tell meeting. A teapot auction and potluck follow at the Essex Alliance Church, 6-9 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share.

Info, 864-3516.

WED.08 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See June 1.

OPERA FESTIVAL OPEN REHEARSALS: See June 6.

KURT ROSENWINKEL GROUP: The jazz guitarist moves through kinetic melodies with backup from drummer Jeff Ballard and bassist Joe Martin. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $22.

Info, 863-5966.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See June 1.

drama ‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: The Middlebury Community Players produce this offbeat musical about a nerdy florist and a carnivorous plant.

It grows on audiences at the Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $15-35. Info, 382-9222.

‘STAY TUNED’: High school students present three weirdly funny plays by David Ives about life, death and the time in-between. Milton High School auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $4. Info, 893-3230.

film ‘THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILL’: See June 3.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ARTS & ANTIQUES: A flea market, art show and train rides connect downtown businesses with creativity. Various locations, St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Free. Info, 748-5369.

words ‘BEBOPARAKA’: UVM-based poet Major Jackson voices the verse of poet Amiri Baraka, and five musicians accent the words with free-form melody. Second Floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 865-7166.

talks ‘COSMIC QUESTIONS’: See June 1.

DAVID BRYNN: The founder of Vermont Family Forests talks about the group’s efforts to promote sustainable, community-based forestry.

Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

TROPICAL TASTES: Brazilian native Elizabeth Blomeyer Barrows demonstrates the use of familiar and foreign fruits. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

‘LONG-TERM CARE INSURANCE’: Families weigh the costs and benefits of this type of insurance after hearing more about it at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-0989.

WEATHER TALK: WCAX weatherman Gary Sadowsky reviews what’s over our heads, and how meterologists make predictions. South Burlington Community Library, 12:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 652-7076.

HIKING LECTURE: Avid outdoorsman and author Bruce Hesselbach gives an illustrated overview of the Long Trail and other great treks in the Northeast. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

ENVIRONMENTAL LAW SERIES: Dwight Merriam reviews Kelo v. City of New London, a groundbreaking case on eminent domain. Map Room, Debevoise Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, noon. Free. Info, 831-1332.

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WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See June 1.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See June 1.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 1.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See June 1.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 1.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 1.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See June 1.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: See June 1.

MARSHFIELD PLAYGROUP: See June 1.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See June 1.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 1.

sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See June 1, 60 Colchester Avenue, Burlington.

SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 1.

QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 1.

BACKROADS RIDE: See June 1.

MOUNTAIN BIKE RACES: See June 1.

‘FIT & FABULOUS’: See June 6.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 1.

VOLUNTEER TRAINING: Community members learn how to help the Women’s Rape Crisis Center support survivors of sexual violence.

Call for Burlington-area location, 6-8 p.m.

Registration and info, 864-0555.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 1.

ESL GROUP: See June 1.

LAUGHING CLUB: See June 1.

CHESS GROUP: See June 1.

KNITTING POSSE: See June 1.

FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 1.

‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 1.

CAREER WORKSHOP: Adult learners find out how to pick a job that works for them. VSAC Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177.

BIODIESEL WORKSHOP: Potential users, smallscale producers and distributors put their heads together to build a sustainable alternative fuel economy. Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $40 includes lunch and materials. Registration and info, 655-7769.m

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Festival goers gaze skyward at fireworks on Friday, and dozens of colorful Japanese-lantern-like globes light up Saturday night’s “balloon glow.”

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VERMONT BALLOON & MUSIC FESTIVAL Friday through Sunday, June 3-5, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, various times. $10-12. Info, 878-5545.

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ACTING FOR FILM, TEEN WORKSHOP August 5-7, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Info, 802-318-8555 or visit www.thoreast.com. Ages 1418. Experience this intensive acting workshop in which students perform scenes from recent and legendary films. Guest speaker Amanda MacDonald will join us on the last day of the workshop to talk about and answer any questions on being a young actor in Hollywood. Amanda has guest starred in popular shows such as: “Judging Amy”, “Touched by an Angel”, “8 Simple Rules” and “Grey’s Anatomy”. No experience necessary. Hurry, space is limited!

PROFESSIONAL FILM ACTING CLASSES: Presented by Jock MacDonald in conjunction with Cameron Thor Studios. Classes Mondays in Waterbury, Wednesdays in Montréal and Thursdays in Toronto. Boston class now forming. Info, 318-8555, http://www.thoreast.com or http://www.cameronthor.com.

Vermont native actor and acting coach, Jock MacDonald, has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. Cameron Thor Studios is regarded as one of the best film acting studios in the world. It has helped start the careers of some of the industry’s biggest stars.

Cameron Thor Studios’ clients include: Faye Dunaway, Sharon Stone, Hank Azaria, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Carey, Cameron Diaz and many more.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY & CRAFT STUDIO, TEAPOTS WITH ARA CARDEW: Saturday, June 25, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.Burlington CityArts.com. This intensive one-day workshop will explore the art of building a teapot with admired educator Ara Cardew.

Through guided instruction, students will explore all facets of making teapots, including lids, spouts, turning, handles and decoration.

STUDIO TIME: Shelburne Craft School. $75 per month, which includes one 25-pound bag of clay, a shelf and firing for a reasonable amount of work. Info, 985-3648. Individuals with clay experience wishing to use the studio without enrolling in a class may use the studio during open studio hours. This option is available to individuals who have taken at least one class at Shelburne Craft School or have attended an orientation session. It is not intended for professional or production potters.

Continued use of the studio as a non-enrolled student is at the discretion of the ceramics studio manager.

TEAPOTS AND SETS: Intermediate/Advanced Level instructed

by Loretta Languet. Begins Monday, June 20, 6-9 p.m. with six- or eight-weeks option. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 9853648. This six- or eight-week class will explore the fundamentals of creating your own tea service sets. Iced or warm! Course curriculum will cover lids, spouts, pitchers, cups and of course, teapots. As a group we will work through the challenges of composite forms including the teapot, and explore slips, stains and various glaze techniques to help embellish the surfaces of finished ware. Focus will be on unity of form and function, and personal artistic growth.

AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m., Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome!

DANCE PLATTSBURGH 2005, A SUMMER CONSERVATORY OF DANCE: July 18 through July 29. Guibord’s School of Dance, Plattsburgh. $275, if pre registered by June 18. Info, 518-2973793, jandrewnyc@yahoo.com or visit www.nortemaar.org. The North Country’s best summer conservatory offers morning classes in ballet technique and afternoon classes in character and choreography. Study with internationally renowned choreographer Julia K. Gleich (London, UK) and master teacher Ernesta Corvino (New York City). Registration open to all dancers from beginning to professional (ages 7 and up). Presented by Norte Maar, in affiliation with Guibord’s School of Dance.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, pre-registration required). Argentine Tango on every other Friday, 7 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once-a-month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

FLAMENCO DANCE INTENSIVE I AND II: Both levels led by Madeleine Perlman. Level I, June 10, 6-7 p.m. and June 1112, 12-1:30 p.m. Level II, June 10, 7:45-9:15 p.m. and June 11-12, 1:45-3:15 p.m. $50. Info, 802-652-4548, email regis trar@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. Immerse yourself in the music and dance of Spain. The Level I class focuses on basic skills, including footwork, arms and a study of the four-beat tango palo. Level II explores more complex choreography.

SWING DANCE LESSONS: Six weeks, three levels, two locations. Level 1: Swing 1/Lindy Hop Basics, Tuesdays, June 7 through July 12, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Beginning level, no experience required. Includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Greek Church, Ledge Rd., Burlington.

Levels 2 and 3, Mostly Charleston: Wednesdays, June 8 through July 13, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Add fun new Charleston patterns to your repertoire, along with Swing Out review. For Swing 1 graduates or by permission. Level 3: Lindy 007 Top Secret Clues to Better Dancing, 7:45-8:45 p.m. Decode Lindy keys, connection, interaction, lead, follow, transition, momentum and cool moves! Must have completed six months of Level 2 classes or by permission. Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or visit www.lindyvermont.com. We focus on having fun and learning technique that will allow you to dance with anyone, anywhere. No partner needed! All classes are taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.

art FINDING A PERSONAL ARTISTIC VOICE: Instructed by Michael Gray. Saturday, June 25, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. $45. Info, 985-3648. In this workshop we will explore “Be Yourself and Do It Your Own Way.” We will look at the artwork of several GRACE artists who have done just this, discovered and developed their own artistic voice. With plenty of hands-on art-making, we will playfully search for that artistic voice within ourselves. No experience is necessary! The most important criterion for this workshop is a strong interest and curiosity to try your own hand. If you have an interest but think you can’t, this workshop is perfect for you.

STAINED GLASS WORKSHOPS, COPPER FOIL METHOD: Instructed by Gretchen Begnoche. June 17, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne. Info, 985-3648. Learn a craft that you can do at home and make things to beautify your surroundings. Two-day introductory stained glass workshop for beginners to learn the Tiffany copper foil method of constructing stained glass. Select one of 10 patterns available. Learn to select glass colors, cut glass, apply copper foil, solder and finish a panel. All materials will be supplied for this workshop.

bartending PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses.

Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool.com.

Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.

camps SHELBURNE CRAFT SCHOOL SUMMER ART CAMP: Begins June 20 and has weekly sessions through August 5. Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. For children ages 6-11.

Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne. Info, 985-3648. Kids will work with paint (watercolor, tempera, acrylic, pastel), paper, clay, wood, wire, fabric and other media and materials. Art projects are geared to each age group and kids have time to enjoy and explore each process. No hurrying! No pressure! Lots of encouragement and individual attention.

YOUNG REMBRANDTS DRAWING CAMPS: June 20, 22 and 23.

Junior Princess Camp, 5–7-year-olds, 8:30-10 a.m. $42.

Summer Art Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 10:30 a.m. - noon. $45.

Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648.

YOUNG REMBRANDTS DRAWING CAMPS: July 18, 20 and 21.

Junior Zoo Camp, 8:30-10 a.m. $42. Junior Transportation Camp, 5–7-year-olds, 10:30 a.m. - noon. $42, $80 for both camps. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648.

YOUNG REMBRANDTS DRAWING CAMPS: August 9, 10 and 11. Junior Monster Cartoon Camp, 5–7-year-olds, 8:30-10 a.m. $42. Animal Drawing Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 10:30 a.m. noon. $42. Pirate Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 1:30-3 p.m. $42.

Vehicle Drawing Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 3:30-5 p.m. $42 or $80 for both camps. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648.

YOUNG REMBRANDTS DRAWING CLASS: August 16, 17 and 18.

Pastel Drawing Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 8:30-10 a.m. $45.

Historical Girl Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 10:30 a.m. - noon. $42 or $85 for both camps. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648.

climbing FRIDAY NIGHT KID’S CLUB: Every Friday night, 6-9 p.m. Preregistration required. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, Burlington. $25. Info, 802-657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. Kids– climb the walls, boulder the cave, brave the Burma Bridge and play fun games! Parents– enjoy the evening out while your kids burn energy, develop coordination, build confidence and practice group problem-solving under the supervision of Petra Cliffs staff.

INTRODUCTION TO ROCK CLIMBING: June 11, July 9, August 13 and September 10. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100 includes equipment. Info, 657-3872 or visit www.petra cliffs.com. Real rock offers real challenges! Experience the basics of rock climbing in a no-pressure, fun environment.

Learn knots and belay and climbing technique.

ROCK CLIMBING TECHNIQUE: June 12, July 10, August 14 and September 11. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100 includes equipment. Info, 657-3872 or visit www.petra cliffs.com. Rock climbing takes more than a buff upper body.

It requires flexibility, balance and gracefulness. Fine-tuning your body movements will open you up to a whole new world of climbing. Learn in one day what would take you a whole season to learn by trial and error.

TOP-ROPE SETUP AND BELAY ANCHORS: Two-day course, June 25-26, July 16-17, August 27-28. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $160, includes equipment. Info, 802657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. Learn how to construct efficient, bombproof belay anchors and safe, solid, top-rope setups. This course is essential for anyone planning to climb outside on their own!

WOMEN ROCK: June 18, July 23, August 20 and September 17. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100, includes equipment. Info, 802-657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. It has nothing to do with being anti-man, but everything to do with being pro-woman! Spend a day rock climbing with women, instructed by women. Learn tips and techniques that compliment the female body. Open to all women, all abilities.

creativity CREATIVITY 101: Wednesdays, June 8, 15, 22, 29, July 6 and 13, 7-8:15 p.m. 41 Main St., upstairs, Burlington. $15 each/$85 for 6 weeks. Info, 862-2621. Back to basics creativity practice through art, writing, movement, drama, sound, music, visualization and discussion. Rediscover your center, find balance, relax, renew, enjoy and share in a safe and open space. Materials provided. Gail Isabelle Klein, MA Expressive Arts Therapy, teaches that creativity is innate to all of us and that true engagement in the life process emerges when we return to our roots and play, explore, expand and evolve!

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/ BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Landscape Design, June 3 through 5, $415. Take a look at landscape design from the ground up, taking into consideration the soils, landform and other attributes that enable a landscape to work with the environment. Rustic Furniture, June 4-5, $275. Using simple hand tools, available materials and imagination, each student will create and take home a small piece of furniture made of branches and limbs. Introduction to Cob Building, June 4 through 10, $725. Learn how to build your own earthen home using cob, a combination of clay sediment, sand and straw mixed together with water and hand-formed into walls.

Materials and Tectonics, June 5 through 11, $875. This course addresses the craft of designing and building with materials such as wood, metal, stone, and glass in art and in architecture. Earthen Plasters, June 11-12, $275. Learn to mix and apply earthen plasters, most commonly used as a finish coat for cob or strawbale buildings. Carpentry for Women, June 12 through 17, $275. This course gives women a chance to learn general carpentry terms, tools and techniques in a friendly, non-intimidating environment.

Innovative Lightweight Structures, June 24 through 26, $275.

Participate in the collaborative design and construction of a small, portable, lightweight kiosk. Info, call 802-496-5545 or visit www.yestermorrow.org. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Celebrating our 25th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

SEVEN DAYS | june 01-08, 2005 | classes 15B

<LIST YOUR CLASS> DEADLINE: Thursday at 5 p.m. Call: 864-5684 email: classes@sevendaysvt.com / fax: 865-1015

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CONGAS AND DJEMBES: Beginning Conga classes on Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes on Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m. Three-week sessions, beginning March 16. $30.

Seven-week sessions beginning May 4, with no class on June 8. $70 for seven weeks. Classes are held in the Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Intermediate/Advanced Conga class meets on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location.

Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658, paton@sover.net or 872-0494.

Walk-ins are welcome.

TAIKO: Kid’s Beginning Taiko classes, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m.

Six-week sessions, beginning April 5 and May 17, with no class on May 30. $42. Kids’ Intermediate classes, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. Six-week sessions begin April 4 and May 16. $42.

Adult Beginning classes, Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Six-week sessions begin April 4 and May 16, with no class on May 30. $48. All Taiko classes are held in the Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton 658-0658, paton@ sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

HEALTHY BLOOD SUGAR: Tuesday, June 14, noon - 1 p.m.

Hannaford, Dorset St., South Burlington. Free. Info, 207-8852571 or visit www.hannaford.com. Will help participants learn the basics of monitoring blood sugar for a healthy life! Free meter and free food samples. Please sign up in advance at our Customer Service Desk.

BUTTON WORKSHOP FOR ALL AGES WITH WILLIAM ACCORSI: Saturday, June 18, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. $35, $45 parent/child. Info, 985-3648. We will create objects and sculptures using buttons, beads, wire and other found objects. Bring needle-nose pliers and as many buttons as you can. Most of all, bring yourself and as a special treat. The Button Wizard (William Accorsi) will bring a collection of art stuff he has created to share with you. William Accorsi is a creator of whimsical toys and sculpture, and also a children’s book author/illustrator. The workshop will be hands-on and is suitable for all ages.

EYES ON EARTH: Ages 6-8. Monday through Friday, June 20 through 24, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Ages 8-10. Monday through Friday, June 27 through July 1, 9 a.m. through 3 p.m. Both sessions led by Karen Klami and ECHO education staff at the Flynn Center Studios and Echo at the Center for Lake Champlain. $275. For an additional $15 per day, parents may have their children supervised until 5 p.m. (8-10-year-old section only).

Info, 802-652-4548, registrar@flynncenter.org or visit www.fly nncenter.org. With ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, become a scientist and/or astronaut as you explore Eyes on Earth, a new, interactive exhibition featuring NASA’s Earth Observing System. Then spin into orbit and express your own interpretations of the Earth as you look down from a variety of perspectives, using theater games, movement and songs of space.

FACE TO FACE, CERAMIC FACE JUG WORKSHOP: Saturday, June 18, 1-4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. $45, parent/child $50. Includes clay. Info, 985-3648. Join local potter Kevin Wiberg in creating your own “Yankee” version of a face jug. Or perhaps a vase? How about a grinning coffee mug to start off your day? This workshop is suitable for all ages.

FIREHOUSE EDUCATION SUMMER CAMPS: Summer camps for kids and teens, ages 6 to 18. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Enjoy photography, clay, painting, drawing, graphic design, writing and craft. Full and halfday camps. Here are just a few of the over 60 summer camps available: Teen Art Portfolio, Murals Around Town, Photo Shoot, Knight and Castle Chess Camp, Graphic Design Studio, Junior Reporters and much more.

MUSIC ADVENTURE SUMMER DAY CAMP: Children ages 6-11.

First session, Burlington, June 20 through 24. Second session, Starksboro, June 27 through July 1. $150, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. or $100, 9 a.m. - noon. Info, contact Mary Ann Samuels, 658-0832 or msamuels@together.net. Campers explore singing, dancing, improvising and playing musical instruments.

YOGA VERMONT CHILDREN’S PROGRAM: Yoga Vermont Baby, 512 months. Session 1: Tuesdays, May 10 through June 14, 9:3010:15 a.m. Session 2: Thursdays, May 12 through June 16, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Toddler 1, 12-20 months. Session 1: Thursdays, May 12 through June 16, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, May 15 through June 19, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Toddler 2, 20 months - 2-1/2 years. Session 1: Fridays, May 13 through June 17, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, May 15 through June 19, 9:30-10:15 a.m. We are 3 Yoga, 3 years. Session 1: Fridays, May 13 through June 17, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Yoga Vermont Kids, 4 and 5 years. Session 1: Tuesdays, May 10 through June 14, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, May 15 through June 19, 11:30 a.m. - 12:15 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Pre-registration required for six-week sessions.

Space limited. $48 per session. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogaver mont.com. New children’s yoga program at Yoga Vermont.

YOUNG REMBRANDTS PRESCHOOL DRAWING CLASSES: Wednesdays, July 27, August 3, 10 and 17. 10-10:45 a.m.

Ages 3-6. $38. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648.

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ORIENTAL HERBAL THERAPY PROGRAM: Begins September 2005. 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or visit www.elementsofheal ing.net. This class will meet one weekend a month and will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn the fundamentals of Oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, five elements, eight principles, and Oriental internal medicine theory. An in-depth study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis will make this course an extremely practical introduction to the art and science of Oriental herbal therapy. There will also be a hands-on approach to working with loose herbs and combining them into classical formulas. This class will be appropriate for all body workers and health-care providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify.

KITESURFING/WINDSURFING: Kitesurfing instruction from day one through getting air. Windsurfing: Learn in 2 hours on light and efficient, modern equipment. Based in Burlington.

Info, 802-496-9691, rachael@stormboarding.com or visit www.stormboarding.com. Stormboarding provides all riding and sailing equipment for group or individual lessons as well as professional, insured instruction with an emphasis on safety and an experience tailored to your learning style and speed.

AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, June 7, 5:30 p.m. and Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30 p.m. Please watch a class before enrolling.

Morning, day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, Saturdays at 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Tuesdays, 3:45-5 p.m. and Saturdays, noon - 1:30 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes.

Please call if you would like to observe an iaido class.

BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO: The benefits of a traditional martial art, with the excitement of a modern sport. Adult, family and children’s classes available, Monday through Thursday evenings and Saturdays for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main St., Burlington, next to Muddy Waters. Student and family discounts available, all new students receive a free uniform. Info, 658-3359 or email info@bluewavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Sixth Degree Black Belt and former national team member Gordon White puts over 20 years of experience to use teaching the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique are emphasized during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness.

KUNG FU: For info on classes in Burlington, call 324-7702.

The Ving Tsun style was founded by a Buddhist nun and made famous by Bruce Lee. Ving Tsun, pronounced wing chun, is based in relaxation but is best known for being a highly effective system of self-defense.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17.

MOO GONG DO: Free Introductory classes, Monday - Friday, 5:30 p.m. or 6:30 p.m., or Saturday, 8:30 a.m. or 10 a.m.

Classes open to all ages. Four convenient locations: 13 Susie Wilson Rd., Essex, 879-6763; 142 W. Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington, 864-9985; 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 4255764; 9 Wilson Rd., Middlebury, 453-8155. Info, SaBom NimAllen@aol.com or visit http://www.MooGongDo. com.

Moo Gong Do is a traditional Korean martial art emphasizing personal development and strength of character in a safe and controlled environment. Come learn about yourself and the elements of Earth, Water, Fire, Wind and Spirit. Learn to find and lead a balanced life. A great family activity! (Weapons, Instructor, and Self-Defense programs also available.) With over 20 certified instructors, you will be sure to get a great deal of personal attention.

TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available.

Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160.

Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of selfdefense and self-cultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 7-8:30 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m.

Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington.

First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit wwww.bjjusa.com.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

energy FUNDAMENTALS OF BRENNAN HEALING SCIENCE: Lecture, “The Anatomy & Psychology of the Human Energy Field,” June 24, 7:30 p.m. Workshop, Saturday, June 25, 9:30 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. and Sunday, June 26, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Sun Do Center, 9 Court St., Montpelier. Info, contact Johannes Otter, 223-3870 or hannesvt@adelphia.net.

fiber & surface design BATIK ON SILK: Instructed by Jen Labie. Tuesdays, June 21 through July 19, 10 a.m. - noon. Shelburne Craft School.

Members $90, nonmembers $105. Materials $50, including adjustable frame for each student to keep, $25 without frame. Info, 985-3648. Create a beautiful silk scarf with your own individual design and learn batiking techniques to continue working on your own at home. Students will stretch their own silk and learn how to apply wax as a resistant on the fabric. Various painting techniques will be introduced, such as blending, salting and layering. Students will then incorporate these techniques into designing a 21” square piece of silk that can be a scarf or a wall hanging.

WEEKEND INTRODUCTION TO PAPER MAKING: Instructed by Cynthia Lewis. June 24 through 26. Friday night introduction, 7-9:30 p.m., Saturday and Sunday 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Shelburne Craft School. $180 members, $200 nonmembers.

Materials: $40-$50. Info, 985-3648. This two-day workshop, with an introductory program on Friday evening, covers the basics of hand paper-making, including pulp preparation, sheet forming, pressing and drying. Participants will form their own sheets and explore the possibilities of lamination, embedding, collage and pulp painting. Further applications, such as relief casting, working with the highly translucent and sculptural possibilities of flax, and an introduction to both the different fibers and process of Eastern paper-making will be demonstrated.

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language BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Info, 233-7676 or maginkgo@ hotmail.com. Private lessons and tutoring for individuals and groups in the Burlington area. Experienced instructor Maggie Standley has lived and worked in France and francophone Africa. She understands the joys and frustrations of learning a foreign language. She can help you conquer verb tenses, work on your accent, prepare for world travel and grasp business, culinary and artistic lingo.

FRENCH LESSONS: Group or private lessons. Learn completely.

310-3544.

MARTIAL ARTS >> 16B

16B | june 01-08, 2005 | SEVEN DAYS

<classes> MARTIAL ARTS << 15B VERMONT KAJUKENBO KOSHO RYU KENPO: Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Junction Fitness Gym, 57 River Rd., Suite 1027, Essex Junction. $80 per month, first two weeks are free. Info, 802-859-9656 or visit www.xtrememartialart.com. Kajukenbo Kosho Ryu Kenpo emphasizes in realistic hand-to-hand combat training for the street. Kajukenbo is a combination of Karate, Judo/Jujitsu, Kenpo and Chinese Boxing. Kosho Ryu Kenpo deals with motion and displacement of the human body. Because of its realistic nature, Kajukenbo Kosho Ryu Kenpo is not recommended for people under the age of 15. Great training environment for both men and women.

painting ACRYLIC FUN AND FROLC: Instructed by Tad Spurgeon. Seven weeks. Wednesdays, June 22 through August 3, 10 a.m. noon. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne. Info, 985-3648.

Express yourself in bold strokes in a class where the emphasis is on color, color and more color. We will paint large, in a brilliant range of quick-drying, user-friendly acrylics. Students will discover how to make color sing within the context of their own personal palette while simply having all kinds of fun.

Material list will be provided upon registration.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS, PLEIN-AIR (OPEN AIR) OIL PASTELS WITH GAIL SALZMAN: Tuesdays, July 5 through August 9, 4:30-7:30 p.m. The ideal medium for portability and spontaneity! This six-week class will take a fresh and nontraditional approach to nature using an abstract language of shape, color and texture. Info, 8657166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com.

FLOWERS IN PASTEL: Instructed by Robert K. Carsten, P.S.A. June 11, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne. Info, 985-3648. Discover what “flower power” is all about in this delightful workshop designed to expand your use of color in pastel. Exploring both classical and contemporary approaches, Robert will demonstrate methods and materials used to create stunning florals. Learn about dynamic composition and paint gorgeous, still-life arrangements and/or create powerful, enlarged-scale investigations into form, texture and color. You will see why the enduring subject of flowers has lured many of the great artists of the past and how engaging and exciting this subject is in the medium of pastel. Designed for all levels.

PAINT THE SUMMER LANDSCAPE: Instructed by Jean Cannon. June 25-26 or July 23-24, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. Members $85/day, nonmembers: $95/day. Halfday option $45/$50 per day. Info, 985-3648. Liven up your greens, experiment with more fluid skies and create more dynamic compositions. This watercolor workshop, located at the incomparable landscape of Shelburne Farms, will focus on luminous color and personal interpretation of the landscape through direct observation. For those with some watercolor experience. Jean earned a BA in Art Education Johnson State College and also studied art at the University of Wisconsin and Vermont Studio Center. She has been a restoration artist, a freelance fiber artist and a teacher of art to adults and children at several schools and art organizations in Vermont, including Shelburne Craft School.

PAINTING FLOWERS AND OTHER BOTANICALS: Instructed

by Lynn Cummings. Saturdays, June 11 and 18, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. $90 members, $100 nonmembers. Info, 985-3648. Painting flowers in watercolor is one of life’s most enjoyable pleasures! You’ll learn a variety of techniques to put more pizazz into your paintings of florals, fruits, vegetables and foliage. Learn to mix greens for more interesting stems and leaves. During the first class we will cover a variety of techniques through demonstration and hands-on exercises. You’ll work on your paintings during the week, and then learn about where to go next in the final class. Some watercolor painting experience and knowledge of color theory is helpful for this workshop.

photography CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIES, SUMMER 2005 CLASSES: June 18, Darkroom Crash Course. June 19, Photographing Flowers. June 22, Introduction to Black-andWhite Photography, 5 classes and 1 field shoot. July 7, Nature Photography, 5 classes, 4 field shoots. July 17, Introduction to the Manual Camera. August 6 and 17, Photographing Architecture and Monuments. Third floor at Studio Place Arts, 201 N. Main St., Barre. Info, 479-4127 or visit www.center4photostudies.org, or pick up our flyer at any central Vermont photo store.

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AFFORDABLE PILATES PRIVATE EQUIPMENT SESSIONS (REFORMER AND SPRING BOARD) AND SMALL GROUP MAT CLASSES: Offering ongoing, small group mat classes. $10/class. Reformer private sessions, $35. The Pilates Den, Williston. Info, 879-7302 or www.pilatesden.com. Join us in our sunny home studio and experience Joseph Pilates’ dynamic body conditioning system. Our mat classes are challenging, fun and enhanced by small apparatus like magic circles, foam rollers, therabands and light weights. Our Reformer private sessions feature resistance training on Joseph Pilates’ springbased Reformer bed that promises to “re-form” your body.

CORE STUDIO: Burlington’s premiere Pilates Studio. Ongoing small group classes utilizing Im=X mat and Xercizer beds and Stott mat programs. Options include private sessions, monthly passports, drop-in rates. Free consultation and introductory mat class offered. Conveniently located on the waterfront in downtown Burlington. Info, 862-8686 or visit www.corestudioburlington.com. Small group sessions offer you a complete body workout using small equipment, including body bars and Pilates rings. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming studio, our professional, certified instructors and our energizing “green” atmosphere.

PILATES SPACE, A SPACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Visit our bright and spacious new studio! Conveniently located in Burlington, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). We offer a full schedule of Pilates classes and private sessions, Anusara-Inspired Yoga, Gyrotonic® and Physical Therapy in a warm, welcoming and affirming atmosphere. Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction to the Pilates equipment.

We offer Intro sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-863-9900 or visit www.pilatesspace.net.

REIKI LEVEL 1: Saturday, June 4, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Rising Sun Healing Center, Burlington. Info, 802-865-9813, chan na@gmavt.net or visit www.risingsunhealing.com. Receive an attunement which allows you to use Reiki energy for healing and personal growth. Learn the hand positions for giving a complete Reiki treatment to yourself and others, and have time to practice these skills. Taught by Chris Hanna, MSW, Reiki Master.

SUMMER REIKI CLASSES: Reiki Level I, June 4 or July 9, $150. Reiki Level II, June 25 or July 16, $200. All classes are from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. at Healing In Common, Shelburne. Info, contact Cindy Fulton, Reiki Master/Teacher, 482-7206. Learn this powerful, hands-on energy work technique in a small group setting. This ancient healing art can lower stress, decrease pain, enhance the immune system and speed up recovery time. Give yourself and those you love the gift of Reiki.

poetry THE FROST PLACE ON-THE-ROAD POETRY WORKSHOP: June 25, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. University of Vermont, Dewey Lounge. $125, auditors $90. Info, 603-823-5510 or visit www.frostplace.org/on_the_road_workshops.html. Lecture and critique workshop led by poet Major Jackson and The Frost Place Director, Donald Sheehan. To apply for the workshop, send $25 nonrefundable fee to reserve your place to Elizabeth Ready, 795 Forge Hill Rd., Lincoln, VT 05443.

pottery MIXED LEVEL POTTERY: Instructed by Loretta Languet. Begins Thursdays, 9 a.m. - noon, with six- or eight-week option.

Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648. This class is designed to engage all levels of skill. Our focus is to further our understanding of ceramic technique and creating functional pottery.

Demos may include bowls, lidded pots, sets, pitchers and much more! Special emphasis will be on individual growth. We will explore various facets of surface design, unity of form and function, and personal artistic development. Beginners in the class enjoy observing and learning from more experienced students, as well as from the instructor.

printmaking FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS PRINT STUDIO 250, CREATING MONOPRINTS WITH CAROL MACDONALD: Thursdays, June 2, 9 and 16, 6-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. This is a great printmaking course for the beginner as well as the professional. Participants will create monoprints using the techniques of painting, wiping away, imprinting and ghosting.

public speaking IN THE LIMELIGHT, PRESENTATION AND PUBLIC SPEAKING FOR THOSE WHO WOULD RATHER NOT: Tuesdays, June 7 through July 12, 7:30–9 p.m. Flynn Center Studio. $90 for six weeks. Limit of 16. Info, 802-652-4548, registrar@flynn center.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. This course covers many presentation scenarios, from public speaking, to use of a microphone, to spicing up your PowerPoint® presentation and includes fun activities designed to stimulate discussion.

qi gong QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a soft and flowing, self-healing exercise that is similar to Tai Chi. With consistent practice, healing from many chronic ailments can be achieved.

shipwreck exploration SHIPWRECK EXPLORATION: This is a unique and fun experience for adults, kids and families. Choose a one-week kid’s camp that also includes learning to navigate with charts, learning to fly the ROV and checking out the flora and fauna of the lake. Camps run Monday through Friday, 1-3:30 p.m. for ages 11-17. Cost: $185. For adults and families we run custom Shipwreck Exploration trips for up to 6 people on a 2.5 hour trip for $150 total. Info, 802-496-9691, rachael@stormboarding.com or visit www.stormboarding.com.

Explore Lake Champlain’s Underwater Historic Preserve without getting wet. We will head out on the Stormboarding mothership and use an ROV (remote-operated vehicle video camera) as our eyes. We will watch from the onboard screens as the ROV flies over Burlington’s exciting and diverse collection of shipwrecks. Maybe we will see some big fish or even Champ!

spirituality TIBETAN BUDDHIST MEDITATION AND TEACHINGS: Medicine Buddha Meditation Retreat with Geshe Ngawang, June 3 through 5. Milarepa Center is located in the pristine Northeast Kingdom of Vermont. Info, 802-633-4136, milarepa@milarepacenter.org or visit www.milarepacenter.org.

Meditation on the Medicine Buddha is based on the platform that mind is essentially pure, clear and knowing. Therefore, identifying our minds with Medicine Buddha’s enlightened mind helps cultivate infinite wisdom and compassion.

tai chi ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: Mondays and Wednesdays, 5:457:15 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or http://www.elementsofheal ing.net. Traditional Yang-style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

TAI CHI, MONTPELIER: Mondays, beginning June 13, 5-6:30 p.m. Outside by the Pavilion Building. $55 for six-week series. Register by Sunday, June 12. Info, 456-1983 or email grhayes@vtlink.net. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been practicing and teaching Hwa Yu Style Tai Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation and significant health benefits.

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wood BOX MAKING: Instructed by Stacey Thalden. Tuesdays, June 28 through July 26, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School.

Members $100, nonmembers $115. Materials $20. Info, 9853648. In this five-week course you will learn about the timehonored tradition of box making through lectures, demonstrations and creating a box of your own. We will focus on traditional joinery, contemporary designs, wood selection and other techniques to create your piece. Whether this will be your first woodworking class or your twentieth, this class will teach new ways to look at this historic tradition.

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Shelburne Craft School. Members $164, nonmembers $184.

Studio fee $30. Info, 985-3648. Demonstrations vary each semester, depending on the particular interests of current students. Wood joinery, basic lathe turning and routing techniques generally are covered. The instructor will review machine tool use and safety, but students should have a working knowledge of wood properties and construction processes.

FINE WOODWORKING, INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED: Instructed

by Doug Jones and Tim Waite. Wednesdays, June 29 through August 17, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. Members $164, nonmembers $184. Info, 985-3648. Continue learning the engaging art of woodworking. Students will consult with the instructor on appropriate projects for the class. Demonstrations vary each semester, depending on the particular interests of current students. Wood joinery, basic lathe turning and routing techniques generally are covered. The instructor will review machine tool use and safety, but students should have a working knowledge of wood properties and construction processes.

INTERMEDIATE WOODWORKING: Wednesday through Sunday, June 22 through 26, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School.

Members $360, nonmembers $400. Studio fee $25. Info, 9853648. Immerse yourself in the world of fine furniture making.

In this class, you will have a chance to begin building a project of your own choice. Demonstrations and individual consultations will be interspersed with time to work in the shop and develop ideas. If you have a basic familiarity with woodworking, this class will help you put your skills into high gear.

Students will develop and work on a project of their choice.

INTRODUCTION TO JAPANESE TOOLS, A DEMONSTRATION: Instructed by Douglas Brooks. Saturday, June 18, 3-6 p.m., followed by a slide presentation at the gallery. 7:30 p.m.

Shelburne Craft School. Members $60, nonmembers $70. Info, 985-3648. In the last 25 years traditional Japanese hand tools have become increasingly visible. Woodworkers prize them for their precision and, at the high end, their legendary hand-crafted quality. In this demonstration workshop a wide variety of Japanese tools will be shown and demonstrated, including saws, chisels, planes, marking tools and sharpening stones (students may bring blades and try sharpening). A short slide talk showing various craftsmen in Japan will complete the demonstration.

writing FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS WRITE PLACE, THE ROMANCE OF THE SHORT WITH MARK PEKAR: Tuesdays, June 7 through July 12, 7-9 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Examine a series of short writing experiments crafted by 20th-century writers, poets and movements. Create original works and put into practice tech-

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JOURNALING 101: Tuesdays June 7, 14, 21 and 28, 7-8:15 p.m. 41 Main St., upstairs, Burlington. $15/class, $55 for 4 weeks. Info, 862-2621. Get in the practice of writing daily to record thoughts, feelings, process emotions, notice patterns, reflect and change faulty thinking. Together we will get started, share excerpts, look at different ways to journal, explore resources and try creative journaling exercises. Gail Isabelle Klein, MA in Expressive Therapy, dedicated and passionate journaler for over 30 years, teaches journal writing as an ever deepening personal growth exploration and spiritual practice.

Every day you can release the past and begin anew.

yoga ANATOMY FOR YOGA TEACHERS: Saturday, June 4 and 18, 1:30-4:30 p.m. Montpelier. $35 per RYT CEC’s. Info, 802-4964006 or visit www.yogamudra.com. Each session we will explore a section of the body, landmark, identify and correct specific problems in Asana, improving our ability to “see” the student.

Leigh Milne RYT, RMT, PFT, Iyengar-trained yoga teacher and massage therapist has a strong background in health sciences.

Leigh instructed at a 3000-hour massage therapy college and traveled twice to India to study yoga at the source.

BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels.

Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 dropin, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 4825547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Jivamukti, Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Restorative and Mahashakti. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info, 658-9642 or info@burlington yoga.com. Burlington Yoga’s mission is to provide a supportive, focused atmosphere accessible to students of all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes. Drop-in any time.

ITSY BITSY YOGA®: July 16 through August 21 and September 10 through October 16. Classes for Baby (newborn to almost crawling). Tots (precrawling to 24 months). Tykes (ages 2 to 4). Exclusively at The Children’s Yoga Studio. Six-week sessions, only $8 per class. Info, 802-872-8985 or visit www.itsy bitsyyoga.com. Itsy Bitsy Yoga® introduces your child to the benefits of yoga in the first years of life. Learn more than 75 yoga poses and techniques that are developmentally nutritious

and that deepen the parent/child bond. Delight in practicing yoga, discovering movement and singing IBY rhymes together.

Children participate according to their ability, learning style and personality, learning yoga through repetition, play and bonding.

LIVING YOGA STUDIO: Kripalu and Embodyoga. Summer calender in session. Multiple class discount. Drop-in available. 35 King St., Burlington. Info, 860-2814. Living Yoga is one of the oldest studios in town. We offer a warm and rich community in an environment that is noncompetitive and encouraging.

Our students are all bodies and all levels. Our teaching emphasis is intentional yoga practice, with clarity, in easeful and efficient movement that helps students flourish in both body and mind.

THE JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: Anusara-inspired classes and workshops! Also flow-style, Kripalu and restorative classes.

Daily public classes and private/group instruction in our gorgeous, sunlit studio. Our studio is located at 36 School St., Johnson. Info on class, workshop and retreat schedules, www.johnsonyoga.com, 635-2733 or charlotte@johnson yoga.com. Join our vibrant yoga community in the heart of small-town Vermont. Our teachers are experienced, dedicated and inspiring, our students are just like you. Step into the flow of grace and reawaken to the brilliance of life.

UNION STREET YOGA: Kripalu, Eclectic, Vinyasa, AnusaraInspired, Pre- and Postnatal, Gentle, Restorative and more.

Morning, afternoon and evening classes seven days a week in a variety of levels. 306 S. Union St., Burlington. $10 drop-in, $85 for 10 classes. Info, 860-3991 or visit www.union streetyoga.com. We offer small classes, a welcoming atmosphere, personal attention, quiet location and experienced teachers. Burlington’s hidden yoga gem, the most affordable and intimate yoga studio in town for every body!

YOGA FOR A BETTER BACK: Tuesdays, beginning June 7, 5-6 p.m. Fletcher Allen’s WERC/Spine Institute of New England, 158 Hurricane Lane, Williston. $120 for six sessions. Info, 802-879-3312. This class is designed for individuals with back pain who would like to use yoga as a tool to help manage symptoms and return to safe yoga practice. Participants will learn safe yoga postures and how to modify poses to meet their individual needs. Class is led by a licensed Physical Therapist and Certified Sport Yoga Instructor.

YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Sivananda, Eclectic Hatha, Prenatal, Baby, Toddler, Kids (2-4), Teens and Senior classes. Register for our six-week Introduction to Astanga Yoga, Thursdays, April 21 through May 26, 7:30-8:30 p.m. with Kathy McNames. Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors.

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tion, and its image appeared on numerous state souvenirs. But in May 2003, it collapsed overnight, weakened by millennia of freezing and thawing. According to my reading of the astrological omens, Cancerian, this event has resemblances to an imminent disintegration in your own life. Like the original, your experience might be sad, but mostly for nostalgic reasons. No one will get hurt, and ultimately you’ll feel exhilarated as you pick a new symbol to inspire you.

you really need right now is a grilled cheese sandwich. It’s quite possible that if you savor a wellmade version of that earthy delicacy, the things that are off-kilter in your life will get smooth and fresh again. I’m not kidding, Aries. The adjustment that will help you get back on track is likely to be minor — if not a grilled cheese sandwich, then maybe a haircut or a new bedspread or a fiveminute conversation that corrects a misimpression.

That reminds me of another secret I want to tell you: Small actions can have big impacts.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Can you name 10 different beer brands but none of the Ten Commandments? That’s one of 25 signs that you will ultimately go to hell, according to divinity professor Jacob Pinewood, quoted in the Weekly World News. Here are other behaviors that may cause you eternal damnation: using the F word more than once a day; coveting your neighbor’s household appliances; watching five consecutive hours of TV; invoking the Lord’s name in vain when you stub your toe; and mentally undressing any person who would be bad for you to get naked with. Luckily for you, Leo, you’re now in an astrological phase when engaging in the above actions will not earn you a trip to the infernal regions. That’s because you’re in an unprecedented grace period when you have slack to burn. If I were you, though, I’d use my karmic credit more constructively than simply getting away with naughty things.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The only work that will have lasting value in the coming week is work that you do in the spirit of fun. If you approach any task with nothing more than a desire to get it over with, it will ultimately be useless. If you perform a good deed merely out of a sense of duty, it won’t bestow any of its intended benefits. These directions apply to the effort you put into your relationship, hobby or art as well as to your actions on the job. Success depends on you playing hard with your spontaneity fully engaged.

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(May 21-June 20): Twentynine-year-old Gemini actor Colin Farrell recently reached out to an older woman — a much older woman. While working on the film Ask the Dust, he made a prolonged attempt to seduce one of his fellow stars, Dame Eileen Atkins, who was 69 years old at the time. Though she was flattered, she turned him down. In the coming week, Gemini, I urge you to try a more elevated version of Farrell’s quest. Seek intimate contact with an influence that will bless you with the sexy powers of age, wisdom and experience.

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(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Consistency is a highly overrated virtue,” wrote William Falk in The Week. “I’m not ashamed to admit that I no longer believe half of what I was sure of 10 years ago. You make mistakes, you get new information, you change your mind along the way. It’s a natural process.” I urge you to write out the preceding statement and tape it to your mirror or phone for the next seven days. You’re in an astrological phase when you have everything to gain from changing your mind in a hundred different ways. I dare you to see what life is like when it’s not filtered through your familiar opinions and theories.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Last February, three people got lost while riding their mountain bikes in California’s San Bernardino National Forest. Luckily, they were rescued by emergency workers before any harm came to them. But the next day they returned to the woods to look for their bikes and got lost a second time. Again, help arrived in time, and they were escorted to safety. Don’t be like them in the coming days, Scorpio. You’re allowed to wander off-course and get saved once, but don’t make the same mistake twice.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Janael Lee is a SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. math teacher who suffers from muscular dystrophy and moves around with the aid of a scooter.

Last January she was named Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin, and began to work as an advocate for disabled people. A few months later, however, officials stripped her of her crown after a newspaper photo showed her standing up, which she does now and then for brief periods. “We can’t have title holders out there walking when they’re seen in public,” the officials said. I believe you will soon experience a comparable demotion, you used to be suited for a certain PM Virgo.

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1 BONNAROO TICKET for sale! $190/OBO, a great concert and I’m just trying to break even because I can’t go, so please help! 482-3677.

21” VIEWSONIC color monitor, ergonomic office chair, metal desk w/drawers. $200. 859-9444.

4.3 CU. FT. COMPACT refrigerator/freezer. Excellent condition. $95. 275 KW freezer compartment, adjustable temperature control. Call 598-5462.

44-GALLON, FULLY equipped fish tank. Pentagon shape, great for corners. Asking $300/OBO. If interested, call Matt or Tara, 893-0066. $500! POLICE IMPOUNDS, tax seizures, bank repos, public auctions form $500. For listings and information in your area, 1-800426-9668, ext. D244.

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Canon ZR60 digital camcorder, $75. 660-4340, leave message.

AMPEG BA-112 solid state bass amp. 40 watt output, new two years ago, lightly used. $300/ OBO. Steve, 879-9661 or email jack, jfvscl@ntlworld.com.

APT.-SIZED W/D, stackable, like new, 110V. Connects to faucet, $350/OBO. 2 sleeper couches, $50/each/OBO. Picnic table w/benches, $25. Large drape set, like new, burgundy, lined, tabtop, w/wood rods, $175/OBO. 872-0313.

BED: Queen-size wrought iron, box spring and 2 mattresses (new), Canopy poles and finials.

Asking $300/OBO. 363-1333.

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985-3701.

BURLEY-SOLO child bicycle trailer: $150. Tough Traveler adjustable frame-pack for carrying child up to 50 lbs. $75. Century 1000 STE 5-point harness car seat: $30.

Toddler tricycle with push handle: $30. 951-9379.

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16’6” cruiser. $600 firm. 6553745, leave message.

CIRCULAR SAW: Skilsaw 2.3 hp. w/blade. Very good condition.

Only used a few times. $15. 802272-2924.

CLAW FOOT BATHTUB: 5’ long, white interior, red base. $500.

Call 453-6339.

COMMERCIAL DRYERS, some coin-op. Make an offer. 8639356, before 7 p.m.

DEREK TRUCKS BAND poster signed by all members. Given for handicap van fundraiser, no takers. Money will go to worthy cause. Call with offer, 598-4172.

DORA THE EXPLORER umbrella stroller with canopy. Used twice!

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EIGHT-IN-ONE multifunction w/galvanic and high-frequency.

Excellent condition. 1-year old.

Asking $800. Worth $1500.

864-9647.

ELECTRIC LEAF blower, Craftsman, 2-years-old, excellent condition. $15. Electric string trimmer, Craftsman 1-year-old, excellent condition. $15. 802862-7458.

FIRST OF STATE Duck Stamp prints: 1983 New Hampshire by Richard Plasschaert. 1984 Maine

by David Maass. Unframed, never displayed. $200 each/OBO. Call Tom, 864-7269.

GARAGE DOOR OPENER: Overhead Door brand, older but works fine, w/remote. $65.

355-3425.

GENERATOR 7 KW Kholer 1800 RPM, propane/gas. 1700 hours.

Like new $1400. Calais 456-8165.

GIANT HYBRID BIKE “Boulder”, women’s green with suspension, includes 2 pannier bags. Very lightly ridden. Comfortable. $150/OBO. 310-3534.

GOOD CONDITION pillow top mattress and box spring available. Very comfortable! Avail.

5/28. 802-734-6853.

GRUMMAN 17’ aluminum canoe. Four paddles, great condition! $495. Also, electric guitar. Ibanez ST100. Hard custom case. Guitar amplifier, Yamaha G50-112. Lightweight/portable. $475 for both. 802-453-2823.

HOME STEREO System, Kenwood S710 DV 6.1 Surround Sound.

Dolby Digital receiver. Kenwood progressive scan DVD/CD player, 700 watts. Side firing. 6.5’ ported sub woofer. Brand new. Still in box. Retails $800. Asking $550. Call 233-5306 or 865-4918.

HOT TUB: 4-person, cedar sides, good condition, clean. $850/OBO. 802-355-3425.

JBL POWERED SUBWOOFER, PSW-1000. Black, 100 watts, 10” bass driver, good condition. $75/OBO. 229-1769.

KAYAK: Walden Sports Vista.

12.5 ft., w/paddle, life jacket.

Great condition, only used 3 times! Asking $395. Pat, 802734-3754.

LADIES 14K gold ring. Tear drop emerald setting w/diamonds, $100. Ladies Citizens 14K gold watch, $50. 343-3463.

LAWN MOWER: Black & Decker electric mower. 1-year-old.

Excellent condition. $100. 802862-7458.

LOCKER UNIT: Metal, 6 compartments, 6’ x 3’ x 1’. Good condition, $100. 999-2672.

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Portable zip w/extras. G4/400 (Sawtooth) processor. Old school TurboGrafx 16 game system. Call 863-6313.

MICROWAVE: Clean and powerful! Emerson with glass turntable. Works great! $30/OBO. 802-272-2924.

NOKIAN HAKKA SUV winter snow tires, 215/70R16 101T. For Honda Element, Rav 4. New. $300/OBO. Moving to warmer climate. Think of next winter!

310-3534.

NORDICTRACK PRO EXERCISER, $50. Hoover Deluxe steam vacuum, $100. Canon compactdesign copy machine, $1500.

All-Trade bench grinder, $20.

Eureka upright powerline vacuum, $20. Magnavox color 25” TV, $45. Sylvania color 25” TV, $50.

Electric correctable portable typewriter, $15. 482-3206.

NURSING UNIFORMS, Sizes Xlarge and 2XL. Very good condition. $7/each. 30 sets.

864-5195.

ODAY OSPREY, 1959: Day sailor. Pretty little boat. Wood coamings, bronze fixtures. Comes with trailer, new tires, winch, lights and tongue. $999. 802872-0485.

OLD TOWN CANOE: 17’ Royalex Penobscot. Wood gunnels, $525.00. Calais, 456-8165.

ONE TICKET TO Bonnaroo. $190/OBO. I will deliver it to you! Sara, 660-0655 or 578-1533.

ROGER TORY Peterson Field Guides: 50th Anniversary Edition. Set of 42 books, leather bound, gilt-edged with silk ribbon marker and name plates.

Mint condition. $1200. Call 877-3614, evenings.

RUBBERMAID LAUNDRY carry hamper (blue), $7. Desk fan: square, good condition, $10.

Twin-size frame: $5. 598-5462.

SALOMON SCREAM EXTRA HOT: 175, pilot system binding S912. $475. 578-1710.

SALON EQUIPMENT FOR SALE: Priced to sell. 655-2392.

SANYO 4.3 CU. FT. compact refrigerator (white). Excellent condition. Very clean. 9-monthsold. Exact same model( SR4310W) at Bestbuy.com for $159.99. $95/OBO. Pics avail. upon request. 999-1674.

SIMILAC INFANT formula with iron. Have tons of this powder, large cans. Pay $5 a can, not $10 in stores. All new.

864-5195.

SKIS: 3 pairs! K-2 Mamba, 190 cm w/marker bindings, like new $35. K-2 Mamba, 190, new but drilled by mistake, $25. K-2 X-15 193 cm w/bindings, $30. Priced for a quick sale. 802-272-2924.

SLIGHTLY USED Forum Elite 167 snowboard and Forum PL boots (10.5), both 2004. $200.

238-7164.

SNOW TIRES: Four lightly-used, studded 205 65 R15 and brandnew four Magna Grip 185 70 R14 tires for sale. Call Aaron, 802865-6290.

SOFA BED $30, love seat $200, TV hutch, coffee table and side table $150, dresser $20, 18-inch TV $50, VCR/DVD combo $75, DVD player $30, table w/3 chairs $30, fish tank $150, bird cage $40. 310-4967.

SOFT-SIDED WATER BED: Good condition, clean, heaters work great, $25. 802-355-3425.

SPACIOUS TV ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, $300. Wardrobearmoire, $250. Dining room table (w/removable center insert) w/ 6 upholstered chairs, $475.

Overstuffed rocking armchairs, $150/pair. Overstuffed reclining armchair, $75. Large, luxurious overstuffed armchair, $195. 7drawer desk, $60. 2-drawer file cabinet, $20. Electric typewriter, $15. Kitchen table, $15 Single bed, free. 482-3206.

SPECIALIZED ALLEZ A1-24 road bike, $600/firm. Paid $1200 +. Low mileage, almost brand new. Incl. helmet, shoes, locking paddles. Great deal! 999-1440.

SPECIALIZED ROCK-HOPPER COMP, FSR: New mavik, Crossland wheel set. $650.

578-1710.

SPYDER PAINT BALL MARKER: After-market parts, mask, extra hoppers, barrels, etc. Asking $100 for everything. 802578-5573.

STARCRAFT ARROW, 1972: 13’ fiberglass, white and blue. Good condition. 40 HP Evinrude. Works great. Easy to maintain.

Excellent for fishing and relaxation. Trailer included. Asking $995. Call 864-6919.

TIRED OF THE LAUNDROMAT? No W/D hook-up? Buy apartment-size, no special hook-up needed, washer and dryer. Used 1 year. $400 for both or best offered. 318-0603.

UNICYCLE: Large, like-new condition. Comes with stand. $25/OBO. 802-272-2924.

VULCAN RANGE: 36” 4-burner stove w/side griddle. Beautiful shape, house remodeled. Set up for LP now. Commercial blower (mushroom) and duct work available too. $1000 takes all. 3248100 or brett05452@yahoo.com.

WE’RE MOVING: Everything must go, including kitchen sink!

Desks, table, chairs, books, kerosene heaters, canoe, hot tub, toilet, refrigerator, stove, garden tools, microwave and more. 802-482-4357.

WET/DRY aquarium filter with bio-balls. Designed for up to 125 gallon tanks. It is 27 x 10 x 21.

Asking $150/OBO. Call 238-3081.

WINDSURFER package: Bic Samba, 10’6”, 3 sails, 2 booms, mast, harness. Board needs some nose and foot-strap repair. Price negotiable. Bryan, 802-233-4460 or cbbryan@yahoo.com.

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CHILD CARE NEEDED for infant and 2-year-old in Burlington.

Approx. 20 hours/week.

Experience, energy and refs. req.

Call 860-9584.

NEED A SITTER? Graduate student looking for summer employment. Sound experience working with ages 0-15. Excellent references. Jess, 238-6564.

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NON-TOXIC CLEANING: Honest, reliable, refs. Call Geneva, 644-8045.

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BURLINGTON PLAYWRIGHT’S GROUP: Meets monthly to read and critique each other’s work.

Stop in and listen. Actors always needed for reading. Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 6-8 p.m. 135 Pearl St. xanabobana @yahoo.com or 802-985-5377 for details.

MT. MANSFIELD UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST Fellowship: A Liberal Spiritual Community. PO Box 150, Jericho, VT 05465.

899-5335 or www.mmuuf.org. We gather at 9:30 a.m. at the Jericho Elementary School on the 2nd and 4th Sundays of September through June for worship, reflection, growth and support. All are welcome.

NEW HOMESCHOOL GROUP for 5- and 6-year-olds and their families. Fletcher Free Library Pickering room June 14, 1-3 p.m.

WHAT THE BLEEP IN VERMONT! Looking for folks who are thrilled with (or curious about) quantum physics, Religious Science, Neville Goddard, Abraham-Hicks and others for group discussion and intentional application. Results? More joyous creation with like-minded others! Sue, 878-5062.

WRITERS GROUP FORMING: Unfinished poems seeking voice, unfinished stories seeking muse, unedited ideas seeking fruition, writer seeking creative, intelligent, inquiring others to meet for listening, sharing insights and inspiration. 802-658-6786.

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APPLE G3 LAPTOP: 400 MHz, 64MB.O.Z. 9.2, Microsoft Office Suite, External Lacie CD RW drive, needs battery. $85/OBO. 229-1769.

NEED A NEW COMPUTER, but no cash? You’re approved, guaranteed! No credit check. Bad credit, bankruptcy OK. 1-800357-0945, 10 a.m. - 9 p.m., Mon-Fri. *Personal checking account required. www.pcs4all.com. (AAN CAN) SONY VAIO DESK TOP computer 80 GB hard drive, 2.40 GHz, 512 MB RAM, CD-RW/DVD-RW combo drive, 15” flat panel monitor, Epson DeskJet printer, Gigapocket, lots of good software. $1200/OBO. 802-793-2287.

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CAREGIVER NEEDED: Must have clean record. Able to help 93-year-old heavy woman. Call Terry, 658-3558 or 363-0425, cell. www.positive5.com.

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EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or funon-one show. 802-658-1464.

New talent welcome.

MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn $150$300/day. All looks/types needed. No experience necessary. TV, music videos, commercials, film, print. Call toll-free 7 days! 1800-260-3949, ext. 3025.

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CASH: Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth, 800-794-7310.

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LOTS OF SMALL, WHITE stone.

Great for landscaping! Free to anyone willing to collect and transport it. Call Ben, 893-0530.

TREES FOR FIREWOOD. Lots of large trees located in Burlington.

You cut and take away. Must have own insurance. Serious calls only. 951-2457, mailbox 3 (24 hours).

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END TABLES: Solid and in good condition. Made by Scan Furniture. $25 each. $40 takes the pair. Also, stereo rack, $5.

Small, three-shelf bookcase, $10.

Birch plywood desk/work table, open-front with lower shelf and closed back, $25. 802-272-2924.

FLAT PAPER FILE: Maple veneer, five drawers, outside dimensions 47”X 38”X 22”, interior drawers 44”X 35”X 2 1/2”, good condition. $300. 865-2036.

FREE MATTRESSES: Full size or twin. You come and take away.

862-9535, leave message.

FUTON: Love-seat size, excellent condition, $500 new, asking $150. Call 802-655-2915.

MAHOGANY WOOD, SLEIGH BED-STYLE, full size, excellent condition. $275. 802-864-9647.

MATTRESS, Queen, wool, cotton, silk, natural fibers spring air, one year old. Pillow top, split box. Extremely comfortable. $500/OBO. 310-3534.

NEW! Maple-top table, seats 68. Wrought iron legs. Paid $1500, asking $1000. 862-7372.

OAK BUREAU w/mirror, double bed frame, $200 for set. Oak shelving unit, $200. 2 bureaus, $25 each. Retro kitchen table w/matching chairs, $50/OBO. 310-9563.

SLIP COVERED ARMCHAIR and a half. Off-white. Almost new.

Square arms. Down-blend cushions. Paid $700, $400/OBO 310-3534.

SOFA, LOVESEAT and ottoman.

Used but good condition! $200 firm. (802) 862-9535, leave message.

TABLES, Ashley Love Seat w chair and ottoman, panther table w/glass, stereo equipment, computer equipment and more. Call Susan or Aaron, 802-865-6290.

UNBELIEVABLE DOUBLE reclining sofa! Large, 3-seat sofa w/recliners on both ends. Perfect shape. 6-months old. Moving and need to find a lucky person to take it off my hands for their own comfort. 203-209-5626.

WROUGHT IRON GARDEN table frame, needs glass, currently has wooden slat top. Square. $100/ firm. Beautiful detail. 802-3103534.

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MAN’S GOLD WEDDING BAND: Found on North St., 5/5.

Engraved. Call 658-8927.

REWARD for return of blue sapphire/diamond tennis bracelet lost in the Essex/Williston area during the week of May 16.

Please call 879-4268.

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ATHENA’S BY LISA: Bringing you the ultimate home party, featuring a variety of romantic enhancements. Tasteful, empowering and fun! Hostesses earn free products! 802-999-1634, buzzagoddess@comcast.net.

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GUITAR COLLECTOR will pay cash for old Fender, Strats, Telies and bass guitars. Honest, reliable. Call Steve, 517-242-4866.

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ATTENTION DEEJAYS: Selling record collection. House and breaks, ‘95-’02, many classics, label sets and hard-to-find. $3$10/each. Call Noah, 355-9321 for appointment.

CALZONE heavy duty full-size keyboard case. Cost $339 new, $150/OBO. 229-5095.

COMPUTER RECORDING SYSTEM: Power Mac G4, 800 MHz single processor, 768 GB RAM, PROTOOLS DIGI 001 software and interface. Mouse and keyboard, no monitor. Also includes tons of music software and plugins incl.

Reason 2.5 and more. $900 takes all. Call 802-310-7456.

DRUM KIT CASES: Set of 4 Dshaped for 2 toms, 1-floor tom, 1-kick drum. Call for dimensions.

Asking $90. 802-578-5573.

DRUM SET: Head Set by PureCussion. All packs in one case.

Hardware, some symbols, throne. $200 or trade for a small organ.

863-9244.

GUITARS: Guild DCE5 accounstic-electric w/Fishman Blender, $900. Telecaster, $300. Ovation acoustic, $275. All in mint condition. Call Bob after 4 p.m., 877-2084.

LARGE TOCA conga drum. Paid $400. Sacrifice for $100. Also antique zebra bongos from Uganda, mid-60s, collector’s item, $75. 343-3463.

NATIONAL RESOPHONIC, 1956: Solid body resonator. Red, loud. Get the blues-slide sound you’ve been looking for. Strap and case included. $650. Hohner Ariette Cajun accordion, key of C. $250. 802-872-0485.

PIANO: Mason & Risch upright, walnut finish, excellent condition. Appraised @$1300, will sell for $950/OBO. Photo avail.

862-5484 or aivakhiv@uvm.edu.

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CLAW HAMMER BANJO: Learn Appalachian-style pickin’ and strummin’. Emphasis on rhythm, musicality and technique. $25/hour. Call Mara, 862-3581.

DRUM LESSONS with Ezra: Works great with kids. Learn to read music, play in a variety of styles, no experience necessary.

Affordable rates. Please call 660-0761.

GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195.

GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com.

GUITAR LESSONS w/focus on music theory and composition.

All styles, all levels. B.A. in Music Theory and Composition.

Call Derek, 802-598-1882.

PIANO AND/OR IMPROVISATION: Lessons in theory, harmony and improvisation for all instrumentalists and vocalists.

All ages! Beginning through advanced concepts taught with clarity and patience. Questions?

Call Shane Hardiman, 279-8859, Winooski. hipkeys@lycos.com.

PIANO LESSONS: Classical, jazz and free improvisation. All ages, all levels. Exciting and encouraging approach. Can travel. William Michael, 802-899-6700 or 355-6234.

PLAY/SING JAZZ! Learn from professional educators/performers with Master’s degrees in music. Call pianist Joe Davidian and vocalist Kate Paradise at Berlin Studio. All ages/levels.

802-223-5843.

TRUMPET LESSONS: Graduate of New School University of Jazz and Contemporary Music in Manhattan. Ability to teach trumpet technique, improvisation, and theory. All levels. 413-658-8618.

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COSMIC HILL project recording studio. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166.

DARK GLOBE STUDIOS: Get quality sound, for the cheapest rates in town! Professional audio recording. Great introductory rates starting at $20/hour. Chill environment. All styles welcome.

South Burlington. 660-9584 or info@darkglobestudios.com.

4 musicians wanted BASS PLAYER WANTED to establish band with keyboard/ piano player and drummer. Call Eli and Ezra, 660-0761.

BASSIST WANTING to co-create creative, original dance music for gigging and recording. All instruments and ideas welcome.

Seth, 660-2735.

DRUMMER WANTED: Able to play funk/r&b/rock/jazz for a great band with very steady work in Vermont + area. Call Adam, 652-0842.

DRUMMER WANTED for established alt-country band a la Lucinda Williams, Steve Earl, Kathleen Edwards. We are midforties and in the MiddleburyBrandon area. 453-4410.

DRUMMER WANTED for established, working, weekend rock band. Must be experienced, versatile, professional attitude, with equipment, transportation.

Commitment for one weeknight and weekends required. 8934094 or 524-2008.

GUITARIST LOOKING FOR EXPERIENCED drums, bass and keys. Originals and vocals a big plus. Rock, jazz, groove improv, originals and favorite covers.

Call 496-3166, before 5 p.m.

JOIN A BAND W/VISION: Conquer the world! Singer needs guys/gals on guitar, bass and drums. Info, www.Be4Now.com or Music@Be4Now.com.

KEYBOARD PLAYER w/tons of musical ideas and equip. Seeks co-writer for original material.

Need someone that knows how to structure songs. 802-3242730, leave message.

SEEKING BASS PLAYER: Acoustic or electric and drummer/percussion for acoustic/ melodic project “Nothing About Grover”. More info. at www.noth ingaboutgrover.com or call 802583-2137.

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FREE TO GOOD HOME: Sophia Kitty, approx. 3 years old, white calico, short hair, altered female.

Rescued from neglect, very timid. She requires patience and time and becomes extremely loving when she trusts her human.

No mean people, no dogs and only easy-going, non-dominant cats. Call 879-4528.

YELLOW LAB PUPPIES: AKC. American style. Ready to go.

Absolutely adorable! 864-9232.

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A STREET AND DOCUMENTARY photography group looking for interested photographers of all skill levels interested in a monthly meet-up for photography projects. Contact David, rusldp@juno.com or 802373-1912.

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802-578-7276 Fax 802-660-2688 DO YOU NEED A CREATIVE or artistic hand to help you w/your business? I come from an artistic background and would like to assist in a handson creative environment. Call Alicia, 802-279-0294.

DO YOU OWN DOGS? Are you at work all day and thinking your dog needs to play? Will walk and attend to dogs.

Responsible, animal lover who loves to be outside. Available in the downtown Burlingtonarea. Price negotiable, flexible hours. 518-524-7146.

DOG WALKING: Local dogloving gal available to walk your dog(s) in the greater Burlington area,while you’re at work. Looking for nice, sociable dogs that love long walks and enjoy meeting new dogs.

Rather than leaving your pooch alone for 9 hours a day, give them the opportunity to get outside and exercise. For information & rates please call Laura at (802) 598-1726.

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I AM LOOKING FOR appliances: Coin-op W/D, gas range and a refrigerator/freezer combo. If you have any of these items in good condition (working order) please contact Mistie, 802-5789909. I will pay a fair price.

MOOG: Looking for all types of MOOG or similar keyboard synthesizers. Will pay. Please email, cairo518@yahoo.com or call 865-0694.

TAG SALE ITEMS wanted for Mercy Connections Collaboration of nonprofits. Antiques, collectibles, tables, chairs, stools, hutches, other dining room furniture, new or slightly used electronics, telephones, lamps, children’s books, DVDs or VHS movies, music or game CDs, other new or unopened items, for June 4 tag sale in Burlington. Call Michelle, 8467084 to offer a donation.

TRAILER HITCH/ROOF RACK for ‘95 Toyota Camry needed for extra space during cross-country move. Please contact Xana, xan abobana@yahoo.com or 985-5377.

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BURLINGTON GREEN PARTY seeks enthusiastic, friendly volunteer student coordinators to recruit students for Green Party.

Orientation, supplies provided.

Further info, Owen 802-3555247 or Jay 802-324-8219.

THE VERMONT MARIJUANA Policy Project is seeking volunteers/interns for the summer to work on our statewide public education campaign. Flexible hours (10-40 per week). Duties include research, writing, booking speaking engagements and light, general office/computer work. This is a great opportunity for someone interested in learning how to affect major social change by working within the legislative and political systems. Call Nancy, 223-0800.

RESUME SERVICES: Professional resumes and cover letters. Proven success rate.

Results guaranteed. Call 802238-8660.

ROOMMATES.COM: Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit http://www.Room mates.com. (AAN CAN) TWO GIRLS DOG WALKING SERVICE. We are animal-loving, highly experienced, outdoorsy, fresh out of college grads looking to help you care for your dog. Dog walking and dog-sitting. Call 860-550-2244.

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ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at 802-859-8966.

MODERN 50S AND 60S FURNITURE by Eames, Knoll, Herman Miller, Bertoia, Saarinen, Aalto, Bertoia, Fritz Hansen, etc.

Sometimes called “space-age” or “retro”. Also interested in pottery, ceramics and lighting from this era. 864-9386.

MOOG: Looking for all types of moog or similar keyboard synthesizers. Will pay. cairo518@ yahoo.com or 802-865-0694.

WANTED: Storm windows w/wood frames. Any condition, but the glass must be intact.

Will pick up. 802-454-1082.

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Retired CPA available through October 2005 for projects or miscellaneous financial odd jobs.

Serious experience.

Call or email Ed, 802-863-6513, ewhaase@aol.com

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BRIDAL SHOWER and showcase: June 4, 2-4:30 p.m. The Village Cup, Rte. 15, Jericho. $10 for brides and one guest. Info, Alison 899-1490 or www.flo ralartvt.com. Looking for that special touch for your Vermont wedding? Small businesses join together to create a unique and stunning wedding experience.

Meet a local floral designer specializing in weddings, sample exceptional cake, preview a selection of invitations and complete your ensemble with couture wedding jewlery. Make headway on your big day with practical planning ideas from Vermont Brides. Each bride will receive a favor. RSVP by 6/3.

ULTIMATE BRIDAL PARTY: Enjoy a day of pampering and retreat for you and your clan.

We’ll treat you like the goddess you are. Your home or ours.

Beautiful setting, delicious food and beverages, spa treatments, yoga, your dream come true.

Tara Carter CMT, 527-7359 or Lisa Limoge CMT, 860-3991.

4 legals CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Chapter 20 Motor Vehicles & Traffic, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 20-108. Winter Parking.

No person shall park, or permit to remain parked, any motor vehicle in any parking lot owned or operated by the city from December first of any year to March fifteenth of the succeeding year, between the hours of [1:00] 2:30 a.m. and 6:00 a.m.

Any vehicle parked in violation of this section may be removed at the owner’s expense as provided by section 20-71.

Adopted this 4th day of May 2005 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director - Technical Services Adopted 5/4/2005; Published 6/1/05; Effective 6/22/05 Material in [Brackets] delete.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7. No-Parking Areas.

No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations: (1) through (77) As Written (78) [Reserved.] On the south side of Pomeroy Street between the two driveways to #3 Pomeroy Street.

(79) through (84) As Written (85) [Reserved.] On the south side of Pomeroy Street between the eastern most driveway to #3 and the driveway to #15 Pomeroy Street.

(86) through (506) As Written Adopted this 4th day of May 2005 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director - Technical Services Adopted 5/4/2005; Published 6/1/05; Effective 6/22/05 Material in [Brackets] delete.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7A. Handicap spaces designated.

No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amendment or renumbering thereof: (1) through (149) As Written (150) In the space in front of 395 Manhattan Drive.

Adopted this 4th day of May 2005 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director- Technical Services Adopted 5/4/2005; Published 6/1/2005; Effective 6/22/05 Material in [Brackets] delete.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 9. Fifteen-Minute Parking. (a) No person shall park a vehicle longer than fifteen (15) minutes, between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 10:00 p.m., Sundays and holidays excepted, in the following areas: (1) through (126) As Written (b) No person shall park any vehicle, at any time, longer than 15 minutes at the following locations: (1) through (27) As Written (28) [reserved.] 3 spaces on the north side of Lakeside Avenue, beginning 20 feet east of the western most driveway to #128 Lakeside Avenue and continuing east for 60 feet. To be effective Monday through Friday between 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m.

Adopted this 4th day of May 2005 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director- Technical Services Adopted 5/4/2005; Published 6/1/05; Effective 6/22/05 Material in [Brackets] delete.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING Church Street Marketplace District City of Burlington Monday, June 13, 2004. 7 p.m., Burlington City Council meeting, Contois Auditorium, City Hall. A public hearing will be held to set annual common area fees in the Church Street Marketplace District for FY 06. A 3.25% increase is proposed in FY 06 for all Marketplace properties, with the exception of two properties: 37-43 Church Street (Old Navy), with a proposed increase from $1.35 per square foot to $1.50 per square foot or $35,969; and for 47-55 Church Street (Burlington Town Center) with a proposed increase from $1.66 per square foot to $1.80 per square foot or $45,007.

OPENINGS BURLINGTON CITY COMMISSIONS/BOARDS On Monday, June 27, 2005, the Burlington City Council will fill vacancies on the following City Commissions/Boards: Airport Commission Term Expires 6/30/09 One Opening Cemetery Commission Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Chittenden County Metropolitan Planning Org. Term Expires 6/30/06 One Opening Fence Viewer Term Expires 6/30/06 Three Openings Fire Commissioner Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Housing Board of Review Term Expires 6/30/10 One Opening Planning Commission Term Expires 6/30/08 One Opening Board of Tax Appeals Term Expires 6/30/06 One Opening

Board of Tax Appeals Term Expires 6/30/07 One Opening Board of Tax Appeals Term Expires 6/30/08 Three Openings Applications are available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office, Second Floor, City Hall, and must be received in the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office by 4:30 p.m., Wednesday, June 22, 2005.

Applicants must be nominated by a member of the City Council to be considered for a position; a list of Council members is also available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s office. Please call the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office at 8657136 for further information.

PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON CITY COUNCIL Please take notice that the South Burlington City Council will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall, Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont, on Monday, June 20th, 2005 at 7:30 PM to consider the following: Application #SD-05-45 of J. Larry & Leslie Williams to subdivide a 7.97 acre parcel developed with a single family dwelling into four (4) lots ranging in size from 4.63 acres to 1.04 acres, 1630 Dorset Street, AND application #SD-05-49 of Charles & Patricia Shea to subdivide a 9.14 acre parcel developed with a single family dwelling into four (4) lots of 7.01 (lot #1), 0.74 acres (lot #2), 0.69 acres (lot #3) and 0.70 acres (lot #4) 680 Nowland Farm Road, to be reviewed under 24 VSA Ch. 117 §4415, Interim Bylaws pursuant to the subdivision moratorium for the Southeast Quadrant Zoning District adopted April 18, 2005.

In considering the application, the City Council will consider the application as a conditional use to determine whether the proposed subdivision is consistent with the health, safety and welfare of the municipality as set forth in 24 VSA Ch. 117 §4415(e).

Copies of the proposed plans are available for public inspection at the Department of Planning & Zoning, South Burlington City Hall between 8:00 AM and 4:30 PM on weekdays.

James Condos, Chairman South Burlington City Council June 1, 2005

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 211, a program of United Ways of Vermont. Within Vermont, 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Montpelier, 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex and/or relationships? We can help. Wednesdays, 5-6:30 p.m., 115 Main St. Bethany Church, downstairs, red door room. Info, 802-249-6825.

Completely confidential.

PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming.

Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520.

HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 4533688 or vermont_ttmoutreach @yahoo.com.

DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285.

THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER is offering a free, confidential 10-week support group for mothers of children who have survived sexual abuse. Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m. Info, 864-0555.

THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP for those who have H-C, their family members and friends. 2nd Thursday of each month, McClure MultiGenerational Center.

DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m.

We often have guest speakers.

Info, 847-2278.

CHADD SUPPORT GROUP MEETING: CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder. Every second Tuesday of the month at Champlain College, 7-8:30 p.m. in room 217 in the Global and Technology Building.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents of children with autism.

First Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m., 600 Blair Park Rd., Suite 240, Williston. Info, 660-7240 or visit http://health.groups. yahoo.com/group/AutismSupport Daily/.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up.

Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

ARE YOU A PARTNER OR close ally of a transgender or transsexual person? We have a support group designed for your unique needs. The second Wednesday of every month at 6 p.m. R.U.1.2?

Community Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., Burlington. Info, 860-7812.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?

60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60.

Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated

by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com.

TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski.

Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:307:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904.

INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme.us.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together.net/ ~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester.

For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866972-5266.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide.

Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m.

For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net.

Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 78:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 8635708. Women call Valerie, 802-233-3447.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m.

Call for location, 223-4111.

SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through.

Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-6309.

DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources.

Want more information? Write addpartner@ yahoo.com.

WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information.

WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives.

Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County.

Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info.

AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities.

Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartvermont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org.

SELF-REALIZATION: Social/support group for like-minded people interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, transcendence and transformation.

Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@together.net.

NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com.

WOMEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always! Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free! Let’s decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you?

Anne, 861-6000.

BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston.

Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org.

AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463.

WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@ aol.com.

SMART RECOVERY: Wellgrounded researched approaches to changing addictive behaviors.

Alternative to 12 Step Groups.

Fridays, 5:30 p.m., 82 Winooski Ave., Burlington (above the City Market). Info, contact Bob, 4254058 or email carmody@madriv er.com.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/transsexual people.

The second Friday of every month.

R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781.

SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel. com.

PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119.

MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine.

Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info.

NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495.

ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847.

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7D ONTHEROADVEHICLES 4 automotive 240 DL VOLVO, 1986: 150 K, lot of new parts, needs minor work, FL car, no real rust, need some love. Call Aaron. 802-8656290 or email aaron182a@hotmail.com for more info.

AUDI WAGON, 1994: FWD. Wellmaintained, safe, solid vehicle.

Fully loaded incl. leather, 3rdrow seat, Bose sound. New allseason tires. Recently tuned. 180 K. Below NADA value, $3750.

999-4770.

CADILLAC COUPE DeVILLE, 1980: Near mint condition. Well under 100 K, many new parts (with paperwork). Great luxury vehicle. Books at $1550, asking $1275! Jon, 318-6752.

DREADING SELLING YOUR FOREIGN CAR? It takes so much of your time to advertise, take phone calls, set up test drives, haggle over the money, etc. We’ll do the work for you! Get top dollar for the sale of your car! www.autocraftsmen.com, 2233563, we’ll gladly explain the details!

FORD TAURUS, 1996: V6. $1000/OBO. Power windows/ locks. Runs very well, has high mileage. Call 279-1950 for info.

HONDA ACCORD, 1987: 138 K, Runs well, just inspected, auto, CD player. $700/OBO. Call Michael, leave a message, 802578-5177.

HONDA ACCORD COUPE, 1989.

135 K, Blue, 5-speed , A/C, CD, RD. Great condition. New summer and winter tires. $1150/ OBO. (802)355-9738.

HONDA ACCORD LX, 1992: Station wagon, A/C cruise, power windows/locks, AM/FM, cassette.

160 K. Many new parts. Peppy and economical. $2300/OBO. 802-373-3586.

HONDA CIVIC, 1998: Automatic, only 79 K, looks and runs 100%, nonsmoker. Four-door, great mpg, reliable. In St. Johnsbury, 7480168 or ptidyman@sover.net.

HONDA CIVIC DX, 1997: Manual, A/C, extra set of rims & winter tires. 114 K miles. $2500/OBO. 802-238-9226 or honda@aminzade.com.

HONDA CIVIC LX, 1999: 58K miles. Includes new snow tires. $7500. 860-9584.

HONDA CIVIC WAGON, 1990: 150 K, manual, many new parts.

Needs some work. $750/OBO. Call Violet, 802-999-1653.

HONDA TRX 300, 1999: Hunter green with plow. Like new condition, very low hours, $2500/ firm. Tim, 802-893-0035.

JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LTD., 1993: 133 K miles, great condition. $5000. 229-4136 or lisamase@gmail.com.

LANDROVER DISCOVERY I, 1995: 5-speed, 4WD, CD changer, 134 K, passed inspection, 4/05. $3999/OBO. 802-660-7240.

MAZDA MX3, 1993: 5-speed, black. Very well maintained, many new parts. Brand-new, after-market single disk CD player. Great first car! Asking $2000/OBO. Call Jeremy, 802598-5626.

MAZDA PROTEGE, 1994: 157 K. Great gas mileage, 33 miles/gallon. 4-door, gold, 5-speed, CD player. Great daily driver. Asking $900. Call 802-343-1806.

MERCEDES BENZ, 1983: 240 D sedan, maroon, 131 K miles, w/sunroof, 4 Michelin & 2 Nokian studded tires. Runs great.

Dented passenger door. $2500/OBO. Available end of June. 863-3737 before 8 p.m.

MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE, 1995: Looks and runs great, even though high miles. Asking $1500. Call Eric, 233-5165, evenings.

MITSUBISHI MIRAGE: 157 K, 37-40 mpg, auto. $600/OBO. 802-355-3425.

1x2-Shearer042005 NISSAN ALTIMA SE, 1993:5/3/05 Runs great. Leather, 128 K. Asking $1500. Call Kristin, 4534508, daytime.

Pontiac u Cadillac Hummer www. shearerpontiac.com Local: 802-658-1212 Toll-free: 800-545-8907 1030 Shelburne Rd. So. Burlington NISSAN SENTRA GXE, 2001: 49 K, blue metallic, 4-door, auto, A/C, cruise, air bags, power locks/windows, new brakes and tires + snow tires, excellent condition, original owner. Asking $7750. Call 864-6919.

OLDSMOBILE ACHIEVA, 1994: 139 K, good condition, must sell. $900. Please call 660-0630.

OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, beige/tan, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 29,006 K. Best price, $10,947.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SSEi, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, black, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 35,715 K. Best price, $20,731.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CARPOOL CONNECTION Call 864-CCTA to respond to a listing or to be listed.

Save money this spring and join a carpool today!

If you don’t see your route listed here, call 864-CCTA today and we’ll send you a FREE matchlist of commuters in your area.

Richmond to Williston: Looking for ride to the Fairfield Inn off the Williston exit, Mon.-Fri., 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please reference # 41106.

Vergennes/Fair Haven to IBM: Looking for two carpoolers to join existing carpool. Our hours are 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m., Mon-Fri. If interested, please reference # 41105.

Burlington to Hinesburg: Looking for long-term riders. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m., with some flexibility. If you are interested, please ref # 41104.

Essex Junction to Burlington: Looking for one-way riders. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. If interested, please ref # 41103.

Jeffersonville to Burlington: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. -5 p.m., with flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41106.

Charlotte to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to the Waterbury State Complex, Mon-Fri, 7:30 a.m.

- 4:30 p.m., with some flexibility.

If interested, please reference number # 41107.

Barre/Montpelier to IBM: Looking for vanpoolers to share a commute. We work the N2 shift and stop at the Berlin P&R on the way. If you’re interested, we have space beginning Feb 2.

Please ref: IBMVAN. Burlington to So. Burlington: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., but a little flexible. If you can help, please ref # 41070.

Jericho to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41055.

Burlington to Montpelier: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.

PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2002: Sedan, 4-door, silver, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 31,629 K. Best price, $12,830. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, red, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, power windows/ locks/steering, cruise, CD, ABS. 47,871 K. Best price, $12,999.

Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC SUNFIRE, 2003: Coupe, 2-door, beige/tan, FWD, A/C, power steering, CD. 19,682 K. Best price, $10,287. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC VIBE SPORT, 2003: Wagon, 4-door, blue, AWD, auto, A/C, power steering/windows/ locks, cruise, CD. 35,687 K. Best price, $14,983. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC VIBE SPORT, 2005: Wagon, 4-door, black, auto, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 10,205 K. Best price, $14,940. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PORSCHE 924 TURBO, 1982: Cherry red, 5-speed, 77 K origi8:46 AMeconomical, Page 1 quick, nal miles, responsive, breathtaking beauty.

This car’s condition speaks for itself. Great graduation gift. $5500. 802-862-4428.

SAAB 9-5 SE, 2000: Wagon, midnight blue, in great condition. Dealer maintained, gently driven, loaded with extras, leather heated and AC ventilated seats. Thule rack. 66 K. Incredibly comfortable, safe car, smooth ride, easily carries your gear and/or your family.

Downsizing, must sell! Asking $12,200 (well below book value).

Call 802-454-7332, evenings.

SATURN L200, 2002: Sedan, 4door, black, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 27,802 K. Best price, $10,469. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SUBARU FORESTER, 1999: 5speed, 117 K. Good condition, new brakes and rotors. Extra DC outlets, compass package, dark red. $6000. 802-537-2027 after 5 p.m.

SUBARU LEGACY, 1993: AWD wagon, 131 K, runs great, some rust, very reliable. Must sell. $1300/OBO. Call 862-9252, Burlington.

SUBARU LEGACY, 1997: Brighton wagon, 170 K, AWD, red. $1900. 802-535-5299, Hardwick.

SUBARU LEGACY, 1997: Sedan, AWD, 5-speed, green, new brakes & timing belt.

Excellent condition. 2.2L 148K $4600. (802)655-9538.

SUBARU LEGACY, 2002: Sedan, new tires, has warranty, 5-speed.

Moon roof, CD, keyless, lots of extras. Asking $12,500. 802769-1416.

SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK, 1996: Dependable, blue, CD/cassette/AM/FM, heated seats, Thule rack, power windows/ locks, cruise. She’s been great to me. Must sell. 120 K. $4700.

802-318-3519.

SUBARU LEGACY WAGON, 1997: 4WD. Good body condition and runs great! White.

Cruise, AM/FM/CD. 104 K. $3500.

899-3861.

SUBARU LEGACY WAGON, 1998: Dark red, AWD, A/C. Just inspected. Good tires. No rust.

Great car. 139K. $4000/OBO. 802-453-3753.

SUBARU OUTBACK WAGON LIMITED, 1997: Beautiful blue w/leather. Heated seats/mirrors, excellent shape and runs great, new tires. 116 K. Asking $6500.

802-586-7748.

TOYOTA CAMRY, 1991: AWD, good condition, great in snow, high mileage but well cared for. $800. Call 802-318-1107.

TOYOTA CAMRY, 1995: Sedan, 4-door, auto, AM/FM, cassette, power windows/doors, rear window defroster. Good condition.

Smooth ride! Asking $2400/OBO. Call 802-848-3871.

TOYOTA COROLLA, 1994: Moving to NYC, must sell. 129 K. Auto, moon roof, great condition, black. Runs like a gem.

Great car, sad to see her go.

646-872-1624.

TOYOTA MR2 SPYDER, 2001: 2door convertible, black, 5-speed manual, power steering/windows/locks, CD, Premium Sound.

28,473 K. Best price, $16,999.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com.

326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2). Worth the drive! 223-3563.

VOLKSWAGEN, 1980: Camper bus. Pop up, stove, sink and fridge. Good condition. 80 K original miles. $1600. 482-3216.

VOLKSWAGEN BUG 1972: Mechanically restored and completely reliable. Cosmetically challenged, but passes VT inspection. $2000/OBO. Blinky, 664-6667, or email Jack jfvs cl@ntlworld.com for more info.

VOLKSWAGEN JETTA, 1996: Moving, must sell! 81 K miles, auto, $3000/OBO. 655-5133.

VOLKSWAGEN JETTA GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, gray, 5-speed manual, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 11,138K. Best price, $14,883. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

- 4:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41053.

Hinesburg to Plainfield: Looking to share a commute to Goddard College. I work Mon-Fri from 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41063.

Enosburg Falls to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute to IBM. I work 7 a.m. -7 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 41050.

S. Burlington to Rutland: Looking for a ride. Time is flexible. If you can help, please ref # 41048.

St. Mike’s to Ethan Allen Dr.: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41070.

Essex to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work Mon-Fri, from 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41069.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a commute MonFri at 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please reference # 41046.

Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41045.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from

7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m., with a little flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41046.

S. Burlington to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 6:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41036.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41042.

Essex Junction to Barre Town: Looking for a ride. I work 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 41045.

Shelburne to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri, 7:45 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41027.

Bolton to South Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 410 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41064.

Hinesburg to Burlington: Looking for a ride to UVM. I work Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41066.

Burlington to Poultney: Looking to share a commute to Green Mountain College. I work Mon-Fri 4:15 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41059.

Burlington to Williston: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41056.

VOLVO 240 DL: 2-door, standard, AM/FM, cassette, very little rust.

174 K and in excellent shape. $1500/OBO. 802-658-4152.

VOLVO 850 1994: Turbo, 197 K. Runs great. Leather, roof rack, summer and Haakkapelita winter tires. 26 mpg. $3900/OBO. Call Eric, 233-5165.

VW BEETLE GLS, 2003: Convertible, 1.8 turbo, 5-speed, galactic blue. 15 K, leather, heated seats, sport wheels. 4 year/50K warranty. $19,900.

734-3990.

VW CABRIOLET, 1990: Red, convertible, one family, Georgia car, no rust, 197 K. Many recent engine and body improvements.

New top 1.5-years ago. $1600.

802-234-6507.

VW EUROVAN MV WEEKENDER, 1993: Half-camper package includes bed, curtains, table, cupboards, Thule racks, trailer hitch, etc. Runs perfectly, great condition—too many upgrades to list here! 754-9306.

VW JETTA, 1994: 140 K, runs well! CD player, 4-door, sun roof. $550/OBO. 802-579-4626.

VW JETTA GL, 1994: 5-speed, runs excellent, looks good. Sun roof, Thule racks, silver, 195 K highway. Just inspected. Too many new parts to list. $1700.

Sean, 831-234-8623.

VW JETTA GLS, 2000: Green, 5speed, 55 K, power everything, sun roof, alloys, 6-disc CD changer. $9500/OBO. Must sell!

Call 802-279-6902.

WARNING: DON’T EVEN think about looking at a used car until you listen to this. Free recorded consumer help line. Call toll-free, 1-866-838-3345.

4 trucks

2 TRUCKS & A HOT ROD: Ford F150, 1987 long bed; Nissan, 1988 extended cab, 4x4; Gremlin, 1976 hot rod, 360 AMC, 453-3734 .

NISSAN PICKUP, 1990: 2WD, 5speed, 160 K, cap and bed liner.

Runs great, tires OK, inspected through June. Needs body and exhaust work. $500. 802-9991641.

NISSAN XE PICKUP, 1997: 106 K miles, runs perfect, white, bed liner, CD player, 5-speed, bought in Florida, 2 owners. Moving in August. Must sell. Asking $3000.

310-4967.

TOYOTA PICKUP, 1988: 22R engine and cab, standard 5speed. Cab, great shape. Engine, runs perfect. Doesn’t burn or leak any oil. 105 K. $700. 802223-8908.

TOYOTA TACOMA, 1995: 5speed, 4-cylinder 4x4,190 K. Extra cab, bedliner. Must sell! I’m moving! Any serious offers will be considered! 802-238-0236.

Essex Junction to Williston: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.

- 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41054.

Marshfield/Plainfield to Montpelier: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., flexible. If you can help, please ref # 142284.

Morrisville to IBM: Looking for ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref #142283.

Stowe/Waterbury/Richmond P&R to S. Burlington, (Lane Press Ind. Park): Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref #142280.

Montpelier area to St. Johnsbury: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 142106.

Randolph to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142114.

Barre to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 9 a.m.

- 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142116.

Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142117.

Barre Town to Colchester: Looking to share a commute MonFri, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142121.

4 suvs

ISUZU RODEO, 1997: White, LS, only 80 K, V-6, 5-speed, 4x4, loaded. Must see! Previous owner a lawyer known as “Hollywood”.

2-year/24 K power train warranty. $5995. 363-7213.

JEEP CHEROKEE, 1988: 4WD, 4-door, A/C, AT Great stereo, alarm, 3” lift. Good condition.

193 K $1500/OBO. (802)318-1748 JEEP CHEROKEE LTD, 1991: Auto, 121 K. Runs great. CD player, power everything. $2100/OBO. 318-6094.

JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, 1984: Dark blue, standard. Body in great shape. 4WD, newer tires and clutch. $600/OBO. Inquiries, contact Kevin, 860-2915, leave message.

JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO, 2004: 4-door, silver, auto, A/C, cruise, CD. 33,237 K. Best price, $16,945. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1997: Leather seats, moon roof, loaded. Auto. 95 K. Asking $5500. 802-769-1416.

NISSAN PATHFINDER SE, 1993: V6, 150 K, green w/leather interior, loaded, oneowner, good condition. $3500.

Call 802-253-9587.

NISSAN XTERRA, 2000: V6, 4x4. $11,500/OBO. 67 K, 5speed, A/C, power everything, sun roof, roof rack, running boards, tow package, tinted glass, CD/cassette/FM/AM stereo. Must sell! Nate, 802598-4816.

OLDSMOBILE BRAVADA, 2002: Sport utility, 4-door, black, 6cylinder, auto, AWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, multi-CD. 38,897 K. Best price, $17,899. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC MONTANA, 2000: CD, AC, power door/windows/locks, recently inspected, seats 7, brand new tires, CARFAX report, one owner, runs great. $5299.

802-656-8916.

4 minivans

MAZDA MPV 4WD, 1998: Original owner, excellent condition, very clean, 80 K, loaded.

Hauling capacity of a Suburban, European economy, best kept Japanese secret. $9000, all offers considered. 802-877-3822.

Braintree to Waterbury State Offices: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142130.

Montpelier to Colchester: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142133.

Barre City to Middlesex State Offices: Looking for a ride MonFri, 4:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142134.

Waterbury to Burlington: Looking to share commute MonFri, 7:45 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142136.

Hyde Park to Burlington (FAHC): Looking to share a commute MonFri, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142140.

Montpelier to Waterbury: Looking to share the drive Saturday through Wednesday, 6:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Must be punctual. If you can help, please ref # 142250.

Johnson/Morrisville to Barton: Looking for a ride 8 a.m. - 4 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 142254.

Hyde Park or Morrisville to National Life in Montpelier: Looking to share the commute Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142257.

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NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73 acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., Peak Ski Area. Features include: three-floor cathedral ceiling laundry room, walk-out basement, “lighthouse” home with 1100 mud room, office, cathedral ceilsq. ft. wrap-around deck overings, wood and gas heat, hemlooking Lake Champlain/ lock floors and wrap-around Adirondack Mountains. porch w/amazing views and Beach/lake access. $425,000. more! $249,000. (802)326-3093.

Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond waterfront, lake views. Many 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath recent improvements incl. hdwd, mobile home. Large yard, storroof, kitchen, water-heater, age shed, swimming pool, tenJotul gas stove, energy-efficient nis/basketball courts, private windows. Large deck. $187,900.

P.O. Box. Located in Westbury 598-7919.

Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, COLCHESTER: Westbury Park.

2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, Brand-new 2005 16x72 manufacsauna, pool, tennis. All new tured home. Two large bedrooms 1x1-mortgage-022305 2/21/05 1:24 Asking PM Page 1 $147,000. appliances. and two full baths w/appliances.

496-2646.

Home is located on large treed SHELBURNE: Sunlight-filled, lot. Ready now! Call 1-800immaculate, 1540 sq. ft., 1999 339-6417. constructed home in quiet culde-sac. Open floor plan includes Free 2-3 bedrooms, 2-baths, extraPre-Approval! large family room, heated Mark R.Chaffee garage and deck overlooking large private back yard. Buyer (802) 658-5599 x11 Brokers welcome. $245,000.

802-985-2170.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath townhouse. 1200 HINESBURG: House for sale. sq. ft. 2-level end unit. Brand$205,000. Country home, 11.2 new windows, trim, screens, acre lot, 3-bedroom, 2-bath, W/D. Pergo flooring in unfinished basement, hot tub. dining/living rooms. French Approx. 1200 sq. ft. 802doors to deck and more! No 482-7089. dogs. $178,900. 802-233-3977.

HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): WINOOSKI: Price reduced, motiReally great 3+bedroom. vated seller! Millyard condo.

Steamboat Gothic Victorian Quiet, waterfront living, near home. Circa 1860s. Restored in downtown. 2-bedroom, 2-levels, mid-70s. Many updates since. carpeted, tile, appliances, W/D. Double living room w/fireplace.

Parking. Entrance security.

Double floor-to-ceiling French $160,500. 802-434-3749. doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level WORCHESTER: New 2500 sq. barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 ft., 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath home acres. $330,000. Foulsham with 2-car garage, radiant heat.

Farms Real Estate, 861-7537.

Quality finishes, slate and maple floors. Separate wing with KILLINGTON: Timeshare. Sleeps cathedral ceilings and kitchsix. Prime time. Motivated to enette. $285,000. 229-1531. sell. Will accept any reasonable offer. 802-223-2055.

LARGE, CENTRALLY-LOCATED colonial w/private rental spaces bringing in $1000/mo. Garage, HOMESHARE: Congenial couple garden, upstairs balcony, semiin 80s, memory problems, seeks finished basement, south facing responsible, NS individual/couwindows and more. Located on ple to live full-time in attached the end of a quiet, dead-end apt. Beautiful setting, 35 mins. street. $250,000. Pre-qualified from Burlington. X-C trails, buyers only. Offered on pond, gardens, small dog. Pets Saturday, June 4. Call for on approval. Free housing/utils. appointment, 619-549-2208. in exchange for presence. 5 evenings and nights/week, serve 3 suppers, snow shoveling, etc.

Refs. 434-6667.

WORKSPACE

BURLINGTON: Fun, sunny office space avail. in R.U.1.2?

Community Center. Excellent for small nonprofit, health/wellness practitioners, writers, etc.

Affordable rent by day or month. Christopher, 860-7812.

BURLINGTON: Small office space avail. in established private practice psychotherapy office. Downtown Burlington, private parking. Maple Street Associates. Call 862-1509 or 862-4884.

BURLINGTON: Sought-after Maltex Building location, South End. Psychotherapy office avail.

1 or 2 days a week. Parking provided. Call 802-865-9873.

MONTPELIER: For lease, architecturally exciting, accessible, environmentally friendly 2100 sq. ft. open office/studio under construction. Lease incl. heat, electricity, AC, some parking and great neighbors. For further information call Gossens Bachman Architects, 229-1664.

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Expected completion May 2005!

St. Albans Choose between a 3-bed, 1-bath Ranch with a full unfinished basement with approx. 1093 finished sq. feet, or a 2-bed, 1-bath Cape also with a full unfinished basement and an unfinished second level with approx. 1053 finished sq. feet. Located in the heart of St. Albans with easy access to both Route 7 and I-89. Heat is efficient, gas-fired hot water. Kitchen includes refrigerator, dishwasher and range. $30,000 down-payment grants are available for income-eligible buyers!

Ranch Style 3BR Homes - 2186 total sq. feet Priced at: $ 192,000 - 30,000 * Minus BCLT grant $ 162,000 = your mortgage

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Reserve yours today! www.getahome.org • Call Ariane at 527-2361

KIND, GENTLE WOMAN seeks female homesharer to provide overnight presence and companionship in exchange for sharing her farmhouse. Call HomeShare Vermont at (802) 863-0274 or visit www.HomeShareVermont.org.

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BURLINGTON: 1 room in 3-bedroom apt. Spacious and sunny, very close to UVM. $425/mo. + 1/3 utils. June-Aug/Sept. 802233-3444.

BURLINGTON: 1-room in 2.5bedroom. Archibald and N. Willard. Seeking responsible 2535 YO prof./grad. student, M/F. Funky apt. and a chill roommate. $550/mo. + utils. Nick, 999-2374.

BURLINGTON: 2 fun, energetic, respectful F UVM students seek M/F roommate for 3-bedroom apt. Avail 6/1. Great location close to Church St/UVM. Bright, sunny, huge kitchen, storage/ parking avail. $500/mo + cable/electric. Heat included.

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7:48 AM Page 1 BURLINGTON: $390/mo. 2-bedroom. 397 St. Paul. Parking, W/D, storage. Seeking clean, quiet, grad/prof., 23-35 YO. NS/pets. 1-year lease. Avail. now. Tom, 951-9789.

Run your own Central BURLINGTON: Avail. now. Share VT movie house near UVM/hospital.

Laundry, gardens, music. No dogs. theater business… $450/mo. + dep. 660-8200.

BURLINGTON: Downtown.

Summer roommate needed. 8021 screen, 130-cushioned 272-5180 or 802-485-6676. seat capacity w/associBURLINGTON: F housemate ated platter projection, wanted. Share home w/F. Pet OK. 2-rooms, second floor. Hot surround sound equiptub, fenced-yard, garden, storment, shared access to age, bike path. $645/mo. incl. concession counter w/ Internet, telephone and longdistance calls, heat and utils. popcorn popper & rest 802-233-0932. of facility in BURLINGTON: Gay-friendly Waitsfield, VT. housemate need to share 3-bedroom home. W/D, parking, on Flexible, generous bus line, close to downtown. start-up terms from $450/mo. + dep. + 1/3 utils. venue owner…

Avail. immediately. 658-0302.

BURLINGTON: GF seeks GLBTQCALL TO INQUIRE friendly housemate to share 802-434-7650 great 2-bedroom, 2-bath owneroccupied home on quiet street.

(Lakeview Terrace). Close to bike path, lake, downtown. Parking, W/D. Short or long-term, furnished or unfurnished. NS/pets (cat on premises). $525/mo. + 1/2. 860-1944.

BURLINGTON: Great house and WWW.ECLIPSETHEATER.COM housemates are looking for a third to make our house perfect.

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BURLINGTON: M/F, beautiful 3bedroom Riverwatch condo. Near downtown/hospital/UVM. W/D, pool, parking. Furnished living areas. $525/mo. incl. heat/hot water. Call 233-2057 or 229-4568.

BURLINGTON: Professional, N/S roommate wanted for spacious, dog-friendly Red Rock condo.

Available 6/1. $450/mo. + Leave msg. 864-1989.

BURLINGTON: Responsible, considerate nonsmoker to share spacious, quiet house and yard.

Laundry, parking, 0.5 mile to UVM/FAHC. $520/mo. for all except phone. Avail. immediately. Short-term or long-term.

863-1444.

BURLINGTON: Room for rent in 3-bedroom apt. with two active 30-year-old males. 6/1-8/31. $433/mo. + bills. Looking for someone fun and well-balanced. cbbryan@yahoo.com.

BURLINGTON: Room for rent in spacious three-bedroom. Close to downtown and UVM. $385/ mo. incl. utils. Available 6/1.

Erica, 233-5513 or 863-9088.

BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted, 1-bedroom in 4-bedroom apt. on Bradley St., downtown Burlington. Money spot for Champlain & UVM. Avail. immed. $475/mo +util. 802.324.6209.

BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted for large house. On bike path, private beach, quiet neighborhood, real nice.

NS/pets. $375/mo. incl. all, Internet/phone. John, 8643412, leave message.

BURLINGTON: Seeking temporary roommate now through winter.

Share w/nice couple. Wonderful South End 2-bedroom apartment.

Be super clean, happy, respectful, 25+. Skylights, D/W, W/D, yard, garden. 862-1930.

BURLINGTON: Summer sublet.

Share 4-bedroom, 2-bath. Gas, parking, laundry. $450/mo. 802734-8164.

CHARLOTTE LAKEFRONT: Own bedroom, bathroom, living room, wet bar, fireplace, patio.

Share laundry/kitchen. $700/ mo., $500 dep. incl. all utilities, no pets/one person only.

363-6075.

COLCHESTER: F housemate wanted. Near bike bridge. $400/mo. incl. utils. 658-3580.

COLCHESTER: Malletts Bay, quiet, nice neighborhood next to lake.

Looking for responsible, considerate, single person. No pets. Full basement w/large room (can be unfurnished if you have your own stuff). Appliances, access to washing machine, kitchen, art room, tool shop. Lots of storage.

Private bathroom and parking. $600/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 6/1.

865-9257 (leave message).

COLCHESTER: Malletts Bay. Must see! 1-bedroom avail. in 4-bedroom, 2-bath, spacious, sunny house. NS, ND, no pets, large kitchen, W/D. Friendly atmosphere. $375/mo. + 1/4 utils. 802-999-1137.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Looking for college-aged people to share newly renovated 5-bedroom house. 1-mile from IBM. 1/4mile from Five Corners. $450/mo. + 1/5 utils. 238-7712.

ESSEX JUNCTION: M/F Prof/grad to share large, brick farmhouse, W/D, 3-acres, storage, close to bus line. NS. $500/mo. incl. everything.

Avail. now. Call Greg, 872-0868.

ESSEX: Roomate wanted to share house with young, energetic people. Close to IBM/UVM. $506/mo. incl. all. Please call Nate, 238-7712.

FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED: Share this large 3-bedroom unit with a quiet, married couple.

Looking for mature prof./grad.

NS. Must like cats. $350/mo. + 1/3 utils. Dep. req. 878-3550, leave message.

HINESBURG: Seeking responsible, clean, conscious outdoor enthusiast to share 2-bedroom lakeside house on Lake Iroquois.

W/D, NS/dogs. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail. 7/1. 482-6007.

NEW HAVEN VILLAGE: Share 3-bedroom farmhouse with prof.

Great views. Prefer quiet, neat, responsible progressive person.

NS/pets. $500/mo. 453-5570.

RICHMOND: Friendly, responsible roommate wanted to share house in quiet neighborhood overlooking Camel’s Hump. No smoking/pets. Utils. incl. $450/mo. Tom, 434-4449.

RICHMOND: Professional, considerate housemate wanted to share upscale 4-bedroom contemporary. Sunrises, gardens, decks, hot tub, game rooms, private bath, loft. Owner frequently absent. N/S, no pets. $600/mo.

802-999-7008.

RICHMOND: Seeking housemate(s) for private 4-bedroom home. Big yard, garden, lots of woods. Single parent ideal. NS. Close to highway. Price negotiable. 434-2062.

RICHMOND: Share sunny, spacious home located 5 min. to I89. 3-bedroom, 2-bath cape home, open-floor plan w/wooden floors in eat-in kitchen, living and dining room, finished basement. Creek and gardens (vegetable/flower). Garage/ basement storage. Share w/two other respectful, fun, conscious and independent people. $465/mo. + 1/3 utils. Avail. 6/1 (flexible). Sheri, 434-4510.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Individuals, male and female, 35-65, sought to live long-term in elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. home to share meals, experiences and life. 3-acres plus majestic Adirondack and lake views. Gardening, workshop.

802-864-3330 or rick@rickhub bard.org.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Woman looking for another woman to share home. Great location, bike path, big back yard, W/D, parking. No cigs/cats. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 863-6215.

WINOOSKI: Roommate wanted for 2-bedroom apt. Good location, lots of features. $500/mo. includes most utils. Call for more info. 802-324-5847.

WINOOSKI: Share large fullyfurnished house. All utils. incl.

2.5 baths, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard, safe neighborhood, basic cable TV. Close to SMC/UVM/ IBM/FAHC/Champlain College.

On busline. No pets. $600/mo. + deposit. 802-863-9612.

4 housing for rent BOLTON VALLEY: Efficiency.

Incl. local phone/heat. $650/mo. 6-month - 1-year lease, neg. 434-3444, ext. 1223 or 203-520-9800.

BOLTON VALLEY: Slope-side, 1bedroom condo, totally renovated, gas heat. NS/pets. Avail. immediately. $850/mo. +. Call Kevin, 401-845-9220 or Marcia, 802-434-5041.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom,1stfloor, very nice clean, sunny, quiet location, Coin laundry, parking, hot water, trash incl.

Gas heat/elec. not incl. Cable/ Internet ready. Lease/refs. $650/mo. $650 sec. Avail. 8/1.

802-233-5764.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom. No pets. $550/mo. + utils. Avail. now. Call Justin, 355-1090.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom w/all of the extras. Jacuzzi, W/D, wonderful kitchen and more in well-maintained Victorian home.

NS/pets. Off-street parking.

Avail. 6/1. $1400/mo. + utils.

879-6493.

BURLINGTON: 190 Park St. Sunny 4-bedroom duplex. Hdwd, new carpet, new kitchen cabinets, D/W, W/D. Off-street parking, yard, walk to downtown.

Pets negotiable. $1400/mo. + utils. 802-363-6061.

BURLINGTON: 196 Pine St. 3bedroom, 1-bath, newly renovated, some off-street parking, 2blocks from Main St. $1250/mo. + utils. Avail 6/1. 764-2363.

BURLINGTON: 2 and 3-bedroom apts. Heat/hot water incl., parking, garbage/snow removal. Full bath, front decks, no pets. $1200/mo. and $1350/mo. + dep. Avail. now and 6/1. 802863-9612.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5 bath townhouse. New W/D, covered parking. Close to bike path, downtown and highway. $1225/mo. + utils. 655-3377, ext. 245.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5bath touwhouse end-unit. North Union St. Walk to UVM/Church St. Off-street parking, fencedback yard, almost new carpet/ appliances, incl. W/D, D/W. $995/mo. incl. everything except elec. 658-9353.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. in beautiful downtown Victorian building. Avail 6/1.

Everything included but elec.

Pets negot. $1290/mo. More info: www.myburlap.com info@myburlap.com.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, bright, central, large living room, newer carpet, gas heat, low utils. $875/mo. Avail. now. 862-9182, call anytime, until 11 p.m.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, Church and Main. Lake view, 3rd-floor, private living, sunny, high ceilings, kitchen appliances, security system, entrance security. NS/cats/dogs $1075/mo. 434-3749.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, newly renovated, 2nd floor, new carpets, W/D, parking, walk to parks, bike path, downtown.

Available 6/15. $920/mo. 94 Park Street. Alan, 864-9128.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, summer-only rental. 454 Colchester Ave. Parking, some utils. Avail. now through late August. No pets. $850/mo. 951-2457, mailbox 1 (24 hours).

BURLINGTON: 245 Manhattan Dr. Renovated 1-bedroom. New hdwd, French doors and maple cabinets. Porch, parking.

NS/dogs. Avail 6/1. $675/mo. + utils. 802-655-2918.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1bath house in quiet New North End neighborhood. Large fenced-yard, 1-car garage.

Fireplace, W/D, gas furnace.

Remodeled kitchen w/gas range, D/W. 5-min. walk to bike path, 10 min. to Leddy Beach. Pets considered. $1250/mo. + utils.

Avail. 6/15 or 7/1. 184 Woodbury Rd. (From downtown, take North Ave. Left at Lucky Lance, house on right). Open house Fri., 6/3, 5-7 p.m. and Sat. 6/4, 9-11 a.m.

BURLINGTON: 4 and 5-bedroom available immediately. Fresh paint, renovated. Off-street parking. Anxious to rent, will negotiate. 318-8694.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom townhouse. 2-bath, laundry, parking, gas, full basement. $1900/mo. +. 802-879-3507.

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BURLINGTON: 449 Colchester Ave. 2 and 3-bedroom apt.

Spacious living room, dining room, covered porch. Heat/hot water incl. Off-street parking. $900/mo. + utils. and $1200/ mo. + utils. Avail. 7/1. 655-2882.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. 2.5bedroom, screened-porch, 2ndfloor, wood floors, bath w/tub.

Price reduced, $995/mo. + utils + off-street parking. Studio apt. $495/mo. heat/hot water incl., avail. 9/1. 203-494-0682.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. 3-bedroom condo, medium sized, 1.5bath, laundry, parking, dishwasher, garbage disposal, low heating bills, etc. $1150/mo. Large, quiet efficiency, laundry, garage, porch, $700/mo. Medium, quiet 2-bedroom, laundry, porch, includes heat. $910/mo. No dogs. 802862-7467.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. New 1-bedroom, 1st-floor. $800/mo.

W/D, D/W, gas heat, back yard, across from Battery Park, offstreet parking. 802-233-1418.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/1.

BURLINGTON: Church St. Smaller 1-bedroom, first floor.

Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, 1x1-mortgage-022305 1:24 PageAvail.

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Parking, storage. $625/mo. + 7/1. 862-2680. utils. Call 802-878-1208, busiBURLINGTON: Condo end unit, ness hours. quiet, off-street parking, 2story, 1-bedroom, 1-bath, baseFree ment, W/D, storage. 2.5 blocks from Church Street. Avail. 6/1.

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(802) 658-5599 x11 BURLINGTON: Cute, 2-bedroom apt. in New North End, NS/pets, W/D, storage, yard. $900/mo. + utils. Karen, 660-9867.

BURLINGTON: Bissonette BURLINGTON: Duplex. Sunny, Properties. 1, 2, 3 and 4-bed2-bedrooms, extra room for room apts for rent. Burlington/ office. Large eat-in kitchen, Winooski-area. Avail. immediateporch. Efficient heat. $950/mo. ly. $575-$1300/mo. 864-4449. includes W/D, Internet, snow BURLINGTON: Bright efficiency, and trash removal, and offHill Section, shared, separate street parking. 304-1484. bathroom. Heat/hot water incl.

BURLINGTON: Furnished 2-bed$450/mo. Call 802-863-6613. room apt. for rent. $800/mo.

BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail incl. utils. Basic satellite TV, 6/1 or sooner. Large 1-2 bedBroadband. NS. Avail 6/1. Call room, 1st-floor. $895/mo. incl.

Jim, 660-9650. heat/hot water. Hdwd, coin-op BURLINGTON: Great New North W/D. NS/pets. Neville Companies, End 2-bedroom apartment availInc. 802-660-3481 ext. 1021. able 7/1. Large kitchen and livwww.nevilleco.com/ residence. ing room, dining room, front/ back yard, quiet neighborhood.

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BURLINGTON: Hill Section studio apartment, third floor. Wood floors, laundry facility, off-street parking, lakeviews. Gas heat. $675/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/1.

310-4205.

BURLINGTON: Historic Vermont House. Beautiful 1-bedroom, wood floors, parking. Heat/AC incl. $950/mo. 425-2239.

BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom apt. Heat and hot water incl.

3rd bonus room for small office or bedroom. Dining area, full bath, front deck. Parking, garbage/snow removal. No pets. $1350/mo. + dep. Avail. 6/1.

863-9612.

BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom. Living room, dining room, full basement, porches, parking.

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LAKE CHAMPLAIN: Lovely 3-season cottage with lake rights to large sand beach and dock space.

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BURLINGTON: 1906 Historic Hill Section Classic. Panoramic lake views. 6BR, 4 baths renovated and updated, w/ gorgeous woodwork. This current B&B, will make a superb owner occupied business, or home.

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CHARLOTTE: Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 Georgian-style former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens.

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9:09 AM Page 1 BURLINGTON: Sunny and spacious apt. avail. near UVM green/FAHC. Charming details throughout. Gourmet kitchen, NEW NEW W/D, parking. This is one-of-akind, must be seen. $1395/mo.

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BURLINGTON: University Terrace. On UVM campus, close to FAHC. Nice, sunny, two floor, one bedroom, hardwood and tile.

Parking, laundry. $950/mo. incl. hot water. Avail 6/1. 999-7008.

SHELBURNE: Sunlight-filled, SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home.

BURLINGTON: Upper College St. WORCHESTER: New 2500 sq. ft., immaculate, 1540 sq. ft., 1999 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appli3-bedroom, 2.5-bath home with 1-bedroom, laundry, parking. No home in quiet cul-deconstructed ances, garage w/storage area, mud 2-car garage, radiant heat. Quality pets. Avail. 7/1. $750/mo. 802Open floor plan includes 2-3 sac. room, deck, perennial gardens. finishes, slate and maple floors.

985-5598. bedrooms, 2-baths, extra-large $249,000. 802-985-3617.

Separate wing with cathedral ceilBURLINGTON: Upper King St. family room, heated garage and Winooski-052505 5/23/05 Underhill050405 4:46 PM Page 1 5/3/05 MalletsBay050405 10:28 AM Page 1 5/3/05 10:30 AM PageLake 1 views, ings and kitchenette. $285,000.

Bright 1-bedroom. deck overlooking large private 229-1531 private porch, heat/hot water back yard. Buyer Brokers welcome. incl. $695/mo. Avail. 7/1. Call $245,000. 802-985-2170 863-6613.

BURLINGTON: Waterfront topfloor condo. Beautiful views overlooking Lake Champlain. 2-bedroom, 2-bath, deck, W/D, heat/air incl., high-end appliances, wood floor, free parking/storage. $2800/mo. Call Melinda Moulton, Main Street Landing, 864-7999.

BURLINGTON: Well-maintained, sunny 1-bedroom apartWINOOSKI: Price reduced, motivatUNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large ment, convenient location, new ed seller! Millyard condo. Quiet, w/barns. Renovations! Also, new kitchen, gas heat, nice yard, waterfront living, near downtown. appliances and heating system. garage, off-street parking.

2-bedroom, 2-levels, carpeted, tile, 25 mins. to Burling-ton. Reduced $850/mo. NS/pets. 863-2056.

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 appliances, W/D. Parking. Entrance to $299,000. 802-899-2727. on two private acres sq. ft. home BURLINGTON: Well-maintained, Addison050405 5/2/05 9:19 AM Page 1 colchester050405 5/2/05 8:59 AM Page 1 security. $160,500. 802-434-3749.

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Beach/lake access. $425,000. Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances.

Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14'80", 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

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Contact Katherine 802-864-5684 classified@sevendaysvt.com BURLINGTON: Large, quiet, clean 2-bedroom apt. w/new appliances. Off-street parking, basement storage, yard, W/D. $1100/mo. + utils. Please, NS/pets. Call 802-318-0510.

BURLINGTON: Loomis St. Avail.

6/1. Studio, $575/mo. incl. heat/hot water, parking.

NS/pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

BURLINGTON: Lovely 3-bedroom house, 1 1/2 baths opposite Ethan Allen Park. New North End. Back yard, porch. $1250/ mo. + utils. 802-860-5097.

BURLINGTON: Maple St. Quiet, safe, lake views. Incl. parking, heat/hot water, coin-op, laundry and kayak storage. 5/1 or 6/1, bright efficiency, new paint, kitchenette w/full fridge, oversized bath shared w/two other profs. $550/mo. 658-8056.

BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail.

8/1. 3-bedroom. $1050/mo. incl. hot water. Dogs OK w/ref, W/D hookups. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ residence.

BURLINGTON: N. Willard St., Avail. 8/1, studio, $585/mo. includes heat, hot water & electricity, hardwood floors, great location. NS/pets. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com/ residence.

BURLINGTON: North Prospect, great neighborhood, near hospital, wood floors, bright rooms, residential parking, coin-op, gas heat. Cozy 1-bedroom in converted garage, small yard, $770/mo. NS/pets. 658-8056.

BURLINGTON: Pearl St. 2-bedroom apt. avail. 6/6. Most utils. incl. Sorry, no pets. $950/mo.

862-7372.

BURLINGTON: Pet-friendly 2bedroom, stand-alone apt.

Fenced yard, organic garden space. NS. Old North End. Avail.

6/1. $900/mo. +. Joann, 651-6863.

BURLINGTON: Queen City Park 2-bedroom apt. for rent. Lake access/views. $950/mo.

310-3933.

BURLINGTON: Quiet, spacious 2-bedroom. South End, near parks, bike path, shopping. W/D hookups, off-street parking, storage. NS/pets. $860/mo. incl. garbage/water. Avail. 7/1. Year lease req. 658-3684.

BURLINGTON: Real nice 1 and 2-bedroom, great location, parking. Avail. now or 6/1. Call Rick, 864-3430.

BURLINGTON: Redstone Apartments. Gorgeous 1, 2, 3 and 4-bedroom apts. for UVM students. Spacious rooms w/large bathrooms, patios and balconies.

Heat/hot water incl. Now renting for June or August leases. Call now to tour, 864-4666.

BURLINGTON: Shelburne St. Avail 9/1, 3-bedroom. $1,250 includes heat, hardwood floors, parking, W/D, hook ups, Dogs OK w/reference. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com residence.

BURLINGTON: South End. Avail.

7/1. Clean 3-rooms, 2nd-floor.

NS/pets. Lease. 802-864-9314.

BURLINGTON: St. Paul St. Downtown location perfect for home-based business. 4-bedroom house, parking. High-traffic area, great exposure. Ideal for live-in massage studio or other professional occupation. $1500/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/1. 862-6782 or rwr313@adelphia.net.

BURLINGTON: Sunny and quiet 1.5-bedroom, hdwd, updates.

Garage parking, near parks/ beaches. $900/mo. incl. utils. and Satellite TV. NS. Pet OK. Avail.

7/1. 652-9809, call after 6 p.m.

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welcomehomevermont CHARLOTTE: Sunny 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath, 2100 sq. ft. house on 10-acres. Ideal country setting w/gorgeous views, privacy, swimming pond, W/D. 879-1615 or cathunter101@hotmail.com.

ESSEX JUNCTION: 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath finished basement, fullyapplianced kitchen. NS/pets. $1150/mo. + utils. + refs + 1-year lease. Avail. 7/1. 878-3824.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Nice 3+ bedroom house, 1.5-bath, 2 story + basement, W/D hookups, attached garage, front and back yard, quiet neighborhood. $1300/mo. 864-4182.

ESSEX: Sand Hill Rd. 2-bedroom condo. $795/mo. 1-year lease + refs. + dep. NS. 985-3910.

FERRISBURGH: Efficiency.

Quiet, scenic country. 2-large unfurnished rooms. NS/ND/pets. $650/mo. + dep. incl. utils. Ref. 877-6787.

HINESBURG: Route 116, Avail 8/1, 3-bedroom $1125/mo. includes heat and hot water, hardwood floors, parking, W/D hookups, No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ residence.

HUNTINGTON: 2-bedrom apt. in old school house on Main Rd. Duplex. Cat or dog OK. $750/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. 434-3004.

HUNTINGTON: New townhouse.

1200 sq. ft. Possible home office, full basement. 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. Hook-ups, cable, hdwd and ceramic floors. River and mountain views w/privacy deck. NS/pets. $1175/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/1. Call 434-4652.

LINCOLN: Large 3-bedroom schoolhouse. Great light, large yard. Wood/gas heat, W/D, wood floors, close to river, town and great hikes. Year lease. Avail.

9/1. $1500/mo. 802-453-8485.

MILTON: 2-bedroom duplex, serene location on cul-de-sac, 1100 square feet, deck, fireplace, W/D, heat & hot water Included. $950/mo. Pets considered. 893-4405

MONTPELIER: Avail. 6/18.

WINOOSKI: Share large, fully Large 2-bedroom, den, 2-full furnished house. All utils. incl. baths, wood floors and carpet2.5 baths, laundry, parking, 1x1-mortgage-022305 2/21/05 1:24 PM Page 1 ing. Sunny and bright. Gas heat, garbage/snow removal, large walking distance to downtown, yard, safe neighborhood, basic off-street parking. $825/mo. + cable TV. Close to SMC/UVM/ utils. 310-4205.

IBM/FAHC/Champlain College.

On busline. No pets. $600/mo. + deposit. 802-863-9612.

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MORETOWN VILLAGE: 2 or 3bedroom house w/river view.

Large kitchen, full bath, laundry hookups, basement, newly painted, yard, garden. $1100/mo.

802-496-3980.

MORETOWN VILLAGE: 2-bedroom, river view, hdwd, skylights, cathedral ceilings, deck, garden, yard, gas heat. $800/mo. 802-496-3980.

NORTH FERRISBURGH: Charming 3-bedroom Cape on 10 beautiful acres, top quality, W/D, NS. Avail. 7/1. $1500/mo. + utils. 425-3760.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Brandnew luxury condo. 9-ft. ceilings, personal deck and parking in underground garage. Fitness center, community room. Avail.

7/1. $1500/mo. (A/C and heat incl.). 578-0827.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Horizon Heights Condominiums. 2-bedroom condo, convenient location, bright and clean, pool/tennis. Avail. 6/1. $950/mo. + utils. 373-8048.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Near UVM/FAHC. 2-bedroom condo.

2nd-floor. South facing UVM horse barn. Gas heat. W/D, car port, tennis/pool. NS/pets. $1050/mo. + utils. 651-9000 (office), 862-0546 (home).

SOUTH BURLINGTON: New, beautiful, top floor, 2-bedroom, 2-bath end unit condo minutes to downtown Burlington. 9-foot ceilings, large windows, westerly mountain views. Garage parking, storage, fitness center. Common area w/gas fireplace. Hot water/ heat, A/C, W/D included.

NS/pets. Avail. 7/1. $1500/mo.

Sarah, 233-2212.

VERGENNES: Newly renovated 1bedroom, 1-bath, apt. Avail. 7/1.

Wood floors, W/D, off-street parking, quiet and clean. $750/mo. incl. utils. and cable. 877-3233.

WATERBURY: 1 and 2-bedroom apts. $580/mo. and $670/mo.

Well maintained, quiet, laundry room, storage. Avail. 7/1. 802496-4406.

WATERBURY: Large 1-bedroom.

Heat, hot water, elec., cable incl. Great views. NS/pets. $750/mo. Dep. + refs. Avail.

6/1. 802-244-8573.

WESTFORD: Spacious 2-bedroom, 1-bath, large loft and kitchen/family room. 25 mins. from downtown Burlington. Mud room/storage space. Room for garden. $825. 878-7430.

WINOOSKI: 1 and 2-bedrooms, ready 6/1 - 8/1. 1-year lease.

Clean, cozy and private with porches, wood floors, tub showers, W/D, off-street parking, dogfriendly. $700/mo. - $925/mo.

233-1556.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. Quiet street, close to UVM. Downstairs in duplex. Yard, off-street parking, W/D. $900/mo. 865-8071.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, recent renovations. Clean and quiet.

Porches, parking, W/D hookups.

NS/dogs. Avail 6/1. $850/mo. + utils. 802-655-2918.

WINOOSKI: Apt. 2nd-floor of duplex, 3-bedroom, W/D, oversized 1-car garage, plenty of parking. Avail. 6/1. $1200/mo.

343-0671, days or 434-3675, evenings.

WINOOSKI: Hickok St. Avail 6/1. 2-bedroom, $795/mo.

Completely renovated, parking, no dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

WINOOSKI: Maple St. 6/1 & 8/1. 1-bedroom. $695/mo. 1stfloor, parking, quiet street, no dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

4 housing wanted

BIOLOGIST/GRAD. student couple seeking quiet 1-bedroom (2bedroom, low rent) apt./small house outside Burlington.

Flexible start date, around 7/1.

Contact Sarah, email (preferred) kiuama@yahoo.com or 457-1053, ext. 104 or 297-2200, ext. 2301.

BURLINGTON: Apt. for couple.

Month-to-month lease. $600$900/mo. range. Now until Nov. or Dec. 802-683-9211.

MATURE WOMAN SEEKS monthto-month lease for studio 1-bedroom or housemate situation.

Starting 6/1 or 7/1. 879-4959.

WORKING PROFESSIONAL: needs room, 2/3 nights per week in Burlington, rest of week in Montréal. If smoking/pets, please no calls. $300/mo. maximum. 802-324-0278 or 514751-2597.

4 land for sale

HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits. Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652.

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4 room for rent

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, neat, clean, close to hospital/UVM/ downtown. $500/mo. Call 2335549 or 658-7914.

4 storage for rent WINOOSKI: Oversized 2-car garage. Secure building. $200/mo. Call 233-5549.

4 sublets

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in 3bedroom house on N. Winooski.

Subletter, preferably 18-24 years old, needed for the summer or rest of year starting 6/1. $475/ mo. + dep. Call 863-1749 or 5781463, ask for Jason or Alex.

BURLINGTON: Near UVM library.

One sublettor (June-August) to share 3-bedroom, 1st-floor apt.

Porches, parking. No pets. $534/ mo. + elec. Peter, 802-318-0739.

BURLINGTON: One subletter needed for a sunny summer sublet (June-Aug.) in 4-bedroom apt.

Walk (20 mins.) or bike (10 mins.) to UVM. Spacious kitchen and back deck w/view. $410/mo. + 1/4 bills. Call Sandy, 802578-1861.

BURLINGTON: Seeking 3 subletters for 4-bedroom near UVM farm. Three floors. $435/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. 603-724-4351.

FLETCHER: Home to sublet.

Terms negotiable. Call for details, 802-849-2166.

4 vacation rental

COLCHESTER: 2 seasonal cottages on lake. Beautiful beach, boat mooring avail. June though October. Call before 7 p.m., 863-9656.

NORTH HERO: Lake- front house and cottage for rent. Rent together or separately. Avail. weekly, July-Sept. Private setting, amazing sunsets, great swimming and fishing. Call Kathy, 802-372-3524. Refer to #27A and 27B.

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Looking for happy M to share life with.

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Presently Burlington to St. J commute.

Friends first! 7472

LIGHT MY FIRE: READY FOR A SOUL CONnection leading deeper. We’d laugh easily, seek the joys of friendship, watch the fireflies, move to the beat, snuggle at home.

This 50-something romantic, warm, curious, fit, good-natured F awaits you. 7371 WELL-ROUNDED SEEKS SAME. 35 YO DPF seeks PM, 30-40 YO for friendship, hopefully LTR. Outgoing, funny, smart, sensitive. Enjoy outdoor activities, movies, photography, cooking, kids, animals, travel, psychology, football, classic rock and Mozart. 7370 SENSUAL, CARING, FUN 18 YO SWF SEEKing SM, 18-24 YO. Soft and voluptuous woman to date and meet new men. Serious replies only, please. 7350 YOU MUST BE AN ARTIST OR POET! LIKE me, you are generous, spontaneous, creative and adventuresome in mid-life.

Seeking sensitive, good-natured soul w/intellect, humor, love of animals and optimism, w/time to share enthusiasm for wild places, fine design, kayaking and words to communicate complexity. Make music and sawdust? All the better! DWNSPF. 7290

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Interested in playful, goodhearted, 30something SWM. Country boy, cowboy hat a +. 7439

ATTRACTIVE, YOUTHFUL, DWPF, 50 YO seeks NS, SWM, 40-55 YO for possible LTR. If you are intelligent, attractive, fun, romantic, honest, sincere, financially secure and emotionally available, call me.

I enjoy movies, the arts, cuddling and more. 7529

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men > women LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG places. SM, 52 YO, looking for a friend.

Interested in a woman over 40 YO. If only just for coffee. 7644 SWM, 19 YO, STUDENT, NEW TO BURLINGton-area, 5’10”, 150 lbs., blonde, attractive, looking for young, attractive woman to take me out on the town and show me a good time. Enjoy working out, partying, the beach. Call me! 7643 28 YO, FUN, OUTGOING, SMART, HONEST, clean, loyal, caring, 5’7, 150 lbs, NS, ND, like to travel, jog, cook, SAM recently out of a relationship. ISO LTR with a SWF who is nice, open-minded and fun. 7632 ISO F WHO LIKES A M IN UNIFORM. NO strings, no questions. He’s back the first two weeks in June. Hurry up and call.

7617 MOTORCYCLER, KAYAKER, STABLE PM, 5’4” 55 YO, 148 lbs. ISO life partner. NS, lighthearted, sensitive, slender, fit. Be sharing/receiving, secure, independent, spontaneous, emotionally available. No workaholics. I’m handy, dependable, considerate, sensitive, fit, good communicator. 7615 SWM, 31 YO, LOOKING FOR SWF, 24-35 YO, who likes to have fun. I enjoy camping, fishing, dancing and concerts. If interested, please contact me and we’ll see where it goes. 7610 24 YO SWM WHO IS INTELLIGENT, CARing, attractive, witty, cool and loves music and much more. Looking for a LTR from a F w/similar interests and characteristics. Serious inquires only, please.

7565 DWM, 48 YO, 5’10”, 170 LBS. LOOKING for a woman, 43-54 YO, who likes to dine out, dance, go to the movies, go for walks, hold hands, likes to cuddle and have quiet times together. 7563 RECENTLY RID YOURSELF OF SOMEONE w/no vision? No creativity? Sexy, 40-ish guy. I work w/my hands and my imagination. Seeking fit, energetic woman, 25-40 YO. Come, let’s amuse each other. 7559 39 YO M LOOKING FOR NO HEAD GAMES: Looking for nice lady to date. Maybe LTR. Must like biking, walks and talking.

Dinners out and pool. Looking for someone 34-45 YO. 7549 SWM, 37 YO, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, 6’, REDhead seeks happy, adventurous sort for intimate vegetarian meals, workouts and summer excursions. Respectful, playful and amorous. I love music, movies, children and animals. Summer is more fun w/friends. 7540

ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM! LET’S MOTORCYCLE upon the roads less traveled. SPM, financially, emotionally secure, college grad., active and fit. ISO SF, 33-43 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, swimming, hiking, scuba diving, trips to Montréal, your interests, possible LTR. 7534 LOVE IS THE ANSWER. DWM, YOUTHFUL, low 50s, 5’9”, 166 lbs., adventurous, desirable, open-minded and fun to be with. Seeking travel mate to hike, bike, walk, talk, play and anything two people can do together, here and afar. 7528 AGELESS SPM, TALL, DARK, +. HAVE AN accent, like the outdoors and physical activity, also arts and science (as if that were relevant). Looking for an attractive, intelligent, fun-loving lady to enjoy time with and possible LTR. 7527 LOYAL, HONEST, SINCERE, ND, 27 YO Cancer ISO new friends and possible LTR. I like to sing, write, cook, clean and cuddle. Looking for women, 21-35 YO, hopefully Pisces, Cancer or Taurus. 7523 SWM, TALL, FIT, ATTRACTIVE, GROWN kids. ISO LTR w/fit, attractive woman for dining, dancing, occasional motorcycle rides. 7521 SWM, 52 YO, LIKE THE OUTDOORS AND then some more. Looking for SWF w/same outlook. No head games. Friends and LTR. Will answer all calls. 7520 TALL AND VERY FIT, LITERATE, FUNNY, true-blue 53 YO seeks fit, smart, plainspoken, left-leaning friend and companion for culture, food, outdoor recreation, small-talk and big-talk. 7473 STOWE-AREA 36 YO FIT M SEEKING FIT, 25-40 YO for summer fitness, friendship, biking, hiking, etc. with LTR a possibility.

7460 FRESH MEAT, TIRED OF MEETING GIRLS AT bars. 29 YO SWM, tall, thin, fit handsome, hardworking one-woman M, likes outdoors, gardening, dogs. Looking for nice women w/similar interests and daytime job. Don’t be shy like me, call. LTR. 7457 ATTRACTIVE, ACTIVE, 24 YO SEEKS SAMEtype F who wants to have a blast in Burlington this summer. The season’s just starting, don’t wait. Friends first, then who knows? Let me buy you a drink and find out. 7451 MOUNTAIN M, OFF-THE-GRID HOMEsteader, alternative lifestyle. Artist, organic gardener, mid 30s. Blue eyes, athletic build, adventurous, attractive.

Enjoy travel, nature, bonfires, conversation, laughter. Looking for 25-39 YO SF, playful and attractive, to dance in the firelight. 7448 SINGLE, HANDSOME M, 26, SEEKING temporary marriage w/SF for business purpose. Housing and compensation will be provided. Serious respondents, please.

7445

WPM LOOKING FOR A FIT, F SAILING partner to help sail the lake with.

Experience is not necessary. Must be willing to learn. Gin and tonic optional.

7432 45 YO WM FROM EASTERN EUROPE, NEW to Burlington-area, athletic, 6’2”, tall, brown hair looking for WF, 30-42 YO, physically fit to have fun after work.

7358 ATTRACTIVE AND FIT GENTLEMAN, 40S, seeking romance and adventure w/exciting young woman. I cannot honestly promise a long-term commitment . 7354 FUN AND AFFECTIONATE: DWM, 41 YO smoker. Decent looks, good build. Seeking slender to average woman, 30-50 YO who is spontaneous, friendly and enjoys the sun, water, boating, camping, fishing, Nascarclassic rock dancing, grill food and affectionate, like me. 7347 I’M A 47 YO, 150 LBS., 5’10” DWM W/A fatal disease. The name of my condition is the longest single word on record. It’s called: lonelyheartromanticguyartisitcliberalnature-loverphysicallyfitlovestolaughloveskidshandholdingandcuddlinglikesmoviesandpicnicsandsnowshoeingwordsearch-itis. The only cure is also a long word called: kissandLTRw/longhairandpaintedtoenailsandlipswholikesgardendirtandbluejeansandbedroomlingeriealsowineand420smartfunny-therapy. Don’t let me die. 7344

I LIKE YOU FOR THE SHALLOWEST OF reasons: You look great in a tank top and hipsters, you’re nice and under 35 YO. You like me ‘cause I look great on a tractor and I’m surprisingly articulate for a motor head. 7260 GET BACK TO THE LAND: 29 YO SM SEEKing LTR w/like-minded F to live simple, homesteading lifestyle centered around organic farming, raising animals and life without electricity or running water. Love of telemark skiing a +. 7259 BEN AFFLECK CAN BITE ME. SOX FAN LONG before him. 45 YO SM gainfully employed, uniquely funny, literate, bedroom-eyes and Buddy Guys tastes seeks shameless solace in song of seductive siren(s). J-Lo butt welcome but not vital.

Interested? 7257 SWM, 52 YO, 6’, 178 LBS. GEMINI, 6/9/52. At crossroads but not sinking.

Profoundly moved by loud, passionate music, native Brook Trout, native culture, dogs, Red Sox, left politics, 420 friendly, good books. Seeks SF for friendship/magic. 7255 ROAD-RIDING CLYDESDALE: 46 YO ISO SWPF for rides and other fun, including films, dining, hiking, paddling, travel, intellectual and other adventures. Hoping fun might lead to LTR. 7204

DWM, MID-50S, WESTERN VT. SEEKING fun-loving, lighthearted F who is honest and sincere. Physical fitness, camping, dancing, dining are a few things I like to do. Call to find out more! 7340

HANDSOME, POISED, FIT, TRIM, VERY young 51, educated, energetic, fun-loving, charming, romantic, passionate lover.

Seeks extraordinary woman, 30-50 YO, fit, optimistic, funny, fun-loving, travel, dance, music, life, romance. Someone who loves partying in high heels but also sitting beside waterfalls. 7197

TALL DWM, 46 YO. DO WE SHARE THE same interests? Transplanting to LA area soon. If you come, no promises, but if it works out, fantastic. I like travel, adventure, PDA, sky diving, scuba, nude beaches, erotica. 7289

SIMPLE 40 YO WM, 5’11, 160 LBS. Looking to share time with F. I love romance, campfires and just time to talk and cuddle and... country music. If this interests you, please leave a time and a way to contact you. 7192

I’VE BEEN LONELY TOO LONG. LOOKING for pretty, witty, smart, chunky but not fat woman. Me: smart, funny, great cook, semi-trained masseur, published writer, 60 YO, big cuddler. Told I’m a great lover.

Strongly left-wing. Dinner soon? 7284

S, 21 YO M FIREFIGHTER SEEKS TO KINdle a flame of friendship and possible love. I’m seeking an honest, outgoing, fun partner, age 20-25. Me: brown hair, brown eyes, gentle giant enjoys trying new things and is open-minded. 7191

MAWM ISO WOMEN WHO DESIRE TO BE taken to a place they have never been emotionally, spiritually and sexually before. Make them shiver, quiver, move and not know what will happen next, but they know it will be ecstasy! 7271

LOOKING FOR LIFE, NOT JUST A MOMENT to share romance, nature, some parties, not many. Hiking, fitness, mellow, calm, sometimes hyper-jokester, 420, laughter.

Don’t need heart break. Looking for life mate, 18-26 YO. Honesty a must. 7178

THERE ONCE WAS A CHAP WHO LOVED TO till the earth but needed a lass, 45 YO or plus, to share this joyful pleasure. This writer seeks artistic cohort in pursuit of wildness, etc. No Bush clones welcome.

7267

SHARE SOME SUMMER FUN? DWM, 47 YO, fit, active, responsible. ISO kindred spirit to share/enjoy more of life.

Outdoorsy, adventuresome, easy-going, open-minded, sincere. Dad, sailor, skier, skater, gardener, paddler, craftsman. 420 OK. Fun first, possible LTR. 7175

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Monet: Ah to be driven by inspiration! Okay, so I’m not a famous painter, but I am a great cat! I am a declawed 1-year-old white, short-haired neutered male with a gray patch on my head. It’s my touch of flair! They say that I am such a gentleman. I am very sweet and affectionate. I mind my manners with other cats in the clubhouse and would be okay living with another feline in my new home. I could be the kitty social ambassador for the household (unless I’m feeling shy which I can sometimes). I would love a home with gentle people of all ages. I enjoy being picked up and held and also like to play with my toys. Visit me at HSCC, Tuesday through Friday from 1 pm to 6 pm and Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm at 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington. 862.0135.

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>> PLACE ONE FOR FREE ALIEN SEEKS EARTH WOMAN: I’M 5’9, 155 YO, mid-aged earth years. I miss peace, love and kindness. Music, books, children and nature concern me. Perhaps my world is similar to yours. Let us share our core values and travel together. 7171 LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE ALONE. SWM, 43 YO. I enjoy long walks, hikes, camping, boating, picnics, movies, candle light dinners, music. I’m very honest, respectful, affectionate, love to cuddle. Looking for someone w/similar interests. Kids OK. 7167 SKI, SNOWSHOE, HIKE W/HONEST, FIT, humorous, intelligent, financially secure SPM. Seeking adventurous, active, funloving SF, 35-45 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, traveling, dining out and home-cooked meals w/romantic, confident, animal-lover. Friendship first, possible LTR. 7165 25 YO SWM, NS, FUNNY, CARING, charming, outgoing, honest. Looking for a flirty type of lady, 19-33 YO who is honest, does not smoke. For dancing, dinner and fun. 7132 SWM, 56, 5’9”, 155 LBS. OWN HOME, Rutland, physically attractive, simple Christian lifestyle. ISO SWF, 43-55, romantic relationship, dating or possible LTR, cuddling, affection, similar interests.

7046

60 + LONESOME: THERE WAS A LADY FROM THE Midwest who laid her husband to rest, so then she moved east and so she is seeking a gentleman to meet. 7607

women > women GOODHEARTED? GOOD-NATURED? GOOD in bed? GF, young 45, seeks F for fun and frolic. Please be cute, smart, fun, sexy, playful and sweet. Sex first, possible LTR later (tee-hee). 7633 GPF, 30S, NOT ANGRY, NOT BUTCH, NOT afraid of her feminine side seeks same for friendship, maybe more. Intelligent conversation, explore subtext of life, spirituality and self-realization (bonus points for not taking any of this too seriously.)

ND/NS. 7519 GPF, MID-50S, ISO NS, HEALTHY, HAPPY and engaging. 7444 HI! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE, lots of laughs and romance? Summers coming, let’s grab it by the horns together and see where it takes us! I’m downto-earth, love animals, kids and good times. 7184

men > men PM, OVER 60 YO, GREAT SHAPE, VERSAtile, educated, masculine looking for warmth, friendship (+?). Share dinners, conversation, summer activities outdoors (indoors?). You: 45 +, sense of humor, great body, sensual, ND/NA, masculine, varied interests. 7641 40 YO PBM, VERY WELL-EDUCATED AND sexy. Looking for long-term relations.

ISO of M in his 40s (any race), professional and educated. Must be in search of a relationship. 7635 GWM SEEKING SAME. I’M LOOKING FOR someone in Starksboro/Hinesburg/Bristol.

I’m 6’, 220 lbs., 53 YO, good cook, like to work in the garden. Looking for someone to share with. 7612 GUYS NEEDING ORAL ATTENTION AND full service, I’m your M. No strings, no BS. Just the attention you need. S guys or college guys a big +. I’m very discreet and live alone. Hairy chests a +. 7611 LET’S HEAR IT FOR “STOCK-IN-TRADE”, TO be defined as the resources available to be used by moi in any given situation! Hereby sharing the mix and match, of a not-so refined personal: 6’3”, on the heavy side, brown eyes and loves to exercise and frolic in the out-of-doors, with a love of music and books to boot! Definitely into the “arts and culture thing” and to the eligible out there the laugh and smile say it all. So respond back to me by using my stock-intrade in the personals of Seven Days.

7570 SEXY M SEEKS ATHLETIC G GUY. LOVES to try new things and know how to have a good time. Also loves others joining in.

7543 ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG-LOOKING 42 YO, 5’9”, slim, brown/blue, DD-free, discreet.

ISO guys who want to have a great time in or outdoors, day or night w/this hot bottom. Young guys and first timers a +.

7443 ANY GUYS IN LAMOILLE COUNTY LOOKING for service. Discreet 42 YO M. Very oral.

7436 GM, 6’1, 160 LBS., BOTTOM, SEEKS mature, 35-70 YO tops. My residence, Clinton County, NY. 7433 FIT, FUN, 51 YO, ACTIVE, ATHLETIC, attractive guy seeks similar 35-55 YO for summertime fun. Hike, bike, tennis, sailing, water skiing, dinners, concerts, adventures, intimacy. Skiers a +. All calls answered. 7366

FOR ALL CURIOUS S GUYS OUT THERE, between 18-38 YO who want the best of both worlds! Only serious need to respond. M of all races welcome. I’m ready and waiting! Call now! 7346 BIWM, GOOD-LOOKING, CLEAN CUT, muscular-build, into just about anything.

Seeking good-looking, fit top for this submissive bottom. Threesomes considered. 7345 LOVEABLE LUSH SEEKS SAME. NONVIOlent, mood stable drinker, mid-30s, into guys who can hold their martinis and a decent conversation at the same time.

Between ages 25-55. Bottoms up! 7172

bi seeking ?

BIF SEEKING SEXY FEMALES FOR FUN, maybe more. Needs to be outgoing and energetic. I get bored easily. 7629 30 YO M LOOKING FOR FIRST TIME WITH she-male or T-girl. Discretion assured and all calls answered. Make me have the best of both worlds. 7541 SLIM, SENSUAL, KIND, LAID-BACK, FREEspirited, curious M desires warm, relaxed, sweet, intimate experience w/secure, open CU. Age unimportant. Be genuine, sincere, relaxed. Select singles considered. Call!

7464 MABIF LOOKING FOR BIF WHO ISN’T afraid to enjoy herself. Would love to be your first-time BI experience. I will be as nice or naughty as you like. Discretion a must. 7440 IF YOU ARE A RUGGED MA GUY W/A hairy chest and it is not getting the respect and attention it deserves, we need to talk. Good-looking, MA guy w/camp. South of Burlington. 7438

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BI CURIOUS M LOOKING FOR F OR TV TO be their slave. Make me your one-night stand. Let’s make a movie at your place so we can watch later. All calls answered.

7181

just friends LOOKING FOR ADVENTUROUS MINDS TO backpack around the world for 6-months to a year. Plan to leave within 12 months. Anyone welcome. Countries negotiable. Let’s talk. Get in touch. Seize the day! 7640 S MOM OF TWO YOUNG CHILDREN ISO parents in Central VT interested in new friends for themselves and their children.

Indoor or outdoor activities with (and without?) our kids. Need not be S to reply. 7554 S HETERO M SEEKS S HETERO M TO GO to single scenes and strip clubs. The ladies are waiting. 7474 IT TAKES A VILLAGE. GWM WILLING TO donate for lesbian/CU. Involvement level negotiable. I am educated, drug-free and HIV -. Let’s chat!

7252

women seeking...

SWF, 21 YO ISO M WHO ISN’T AFRAID to spend on things he loves. If what you love is an attractive F who knows how to please a M and have fun. 7553 BIF LOOKING FOR F TO HAVE FUN WITH. Husband enjoys watching. Please, only serious respond. 7369

men seeking...

MAWBIM, NICE LOOKING, TALL, LOOKING for guys, MA, BI, S, for very discreet daytime fun. Must be drug/disease-free.

Please call. 7343

M ISO M FOR NO-STRINGS-ATTACHED FUN. I am a very curious, inexperienced M looking for experienced M to have some fun with. Burlington-area. 7625

BICD, 140 LBS., 5’10”, AWESOME LEGS. Adores giving oral, some kink, too.

Shapely, hung/hot, w/sexy, extensive wardrobe. Seeking steady, healthy playmates, photographer. 7339

ARE YOU A FRUSTRATED BIM OR EXPERImenting S who needs some quick relief? Or do you want to take it slow to explore yourself? Your choice. Call me. Southern Addison county. 7619

24 YO FEM BIF SEEKS FEM F, 21-27 YO for no-strings adult fun. 7286

20 YO M LOOKING FOR FRIENDS W/BENefits. Must be attractive, under 30 YO and no heavies, please. 6’, blue eyes, brown hair. Leave a number, it will be worth it.

7616

WBIM, BEEN TOLD I’M CUTE. BURLINGton-area. Looking for tops and CUs, any age or size as long as you’re clean, D/Dfree. F most welcome. Let’s play! TV and CD are hot, too. 7256

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NUDIST/EXHIBITIONIST: SWM, 45 YO, IN very good shape, slender, attractive, sane, intelligent, happy, healthy, well hung.

Avail. for light house chores, gardening, good company, etc. Almost anything as long as I can be nude. CU a +. Over 50 a +. 7608 DISCREET BIWM, 47 YO, HEALTHY, mature, educated professional, seeking to establish a discreet friendship w/a white, mature, healthy WCU to share and explore discreet, enjoyable encounters. Available weekday/daytime only. Discretion assured and expected. 7566 TOP LOOKING FOR SUBMISSIVE M OR woman. Any age, any race. I can go and go. Can you? 7550 MAWPM, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, WELLendowed, orally talented ISO F to explore dom. or sub. role play. No pain, just safe, playful, erotic fun. D/D-free. Discretion expected and assured. 7524 SWM LOOKING FOR B OR HF FOR ADULT fun, no strings, no bs, discreet. Give me a try. 7459 SEEKING MATURE F W/A PENCHANT FOR lingerie and submissive sexual behavior.

This 35 YO dom aims to please. 7262 SWM SEEKS NAUGHTY F WITH NICE BUTT for much needed spanking. Must be under 40 YO and please, no heavies. I am clean and safe and won’t actually hurt you.

Let’s have some fun. Open to other ideas.

7187

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I SPY THE MOST GORGEOUS, SEXIEST GUY in E. Middlebury. Your blue eyes and sweet smile take my breath away. I love you, Jamie. 7642 TO THE KWAN’S DELIVERY GUY. BLONDE hair, baby-faced. I wouldn’t normally do this, but there’s something about you.

Let me know if you’re curious. I won’t tell if you won’t. 7639 OVER-SEER AND LIBRARIAN OF OLDworld propaganda: Your time will come.

Classic colors always shine new.

Remember, a one-eyed jack sees when you think he doesn’t, and doesn’t when you think he does. 7638 LK, SUNDAY NIGHT, THANK YOU. I CAN see why he was freaking out. I wouldn’t want to lose you either. If you want to, I am ready when you are. I would worship the ground you walk on. Call me. 7637

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I SPY FORGOTTEN FRIENDSHIP. YOUR Sidney smile, ocean drives, deep conversations and bottles of wine spark memories of the happiest times of you and I. Grace misses her Will. I wish you all the best and beyond. I’ll be here.

TO THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL I HAD SOME conversation w/at the Mattern, 5/14. Go Sox! Little lady, cheer up now ‘cause the rain’s goin’ away and your radiant smile is shining through all those clouds in the valley, captivating everyone. 7567

THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU AND your brilliant smile which has delighted me so far. We have yet to picnic in the orchard and dance naked under the stars.

Wait till summer is through? VT is better than NE anyway. 7636

A BEAUTIFUL GIRL WHO SPLIT HER TIME between here and Leon. Happy Birthday.

I will miss you. 7564

OUT-OF-STATER: JUST ONE LOOK AND I can hear a bell ring, one more look and I forget everything! You’ve not yet been spied, but when you are, Mamma Mia, you’ll know! 7634

LET IT GO! YOU’RE OFF YOUR TROLLEY, gone “barmy”. It’s been 3 months already, after only 4! Total pants! No more spying through the bushes, on foot or bicycle, or gifts. Pathetic. Enough is enough. 7561

5/23. I WAS THE GIRL IN THE HOT PINK jacket who was having issues with a motorcycle. You were the stranger who helped me out, thanks! 7630

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, C: WISHED to say this in person, but I’ve misplaced you somewhere among the books! 30something is fabulous, isn’t it? It was so good to see that absolutely gorgeous face again after so many years. 7555

I SPY NOT W/MY LITTLE EYES, BUT WITH my heart, my precious Booey! I miss you each and every day! Same goes for all my friends in Burlington. Thinking of you and sending my love. 7628 MUDDY WATERS, TUESDAY EVENING, 5/23.

You: tall woman w/short, blonde hair, sitting by window w/friends. Me: hippy-looking dude sitting by door w/friends. Caught your eye several times and exchanged smiles. What have we got to lose? 7627 I SPY A GROUP OF PEOPLE. WE MET A year ago at The Zone. Just wanted to tell you all that I miss and love you and I’ll be back soon, you can count on that one!

7626 CUTIE GIRL AT THE REDCHORD SHOW, short black hair and black-and-red hoodie. I’m the guy with the puzzle tat who let the bands stay at my house. Let’s get together before I leave school. 7624 I SPY A MASSAGE THERAPIST WHO RUBS me the wrong way. Karma for you as black as a crow. Four tears will be shed. 7620 YOU SUCK. YOU STOLE MY BIKE, TUESDAY, 5/17 from behind Flatbread. My faithfully unlocked, black cruiser w/a metal basket, stolen by lame, desperate bum. Return to scene of crime. No questions asked, your friendly waitress. 7618 HEY, HANDSOME GUY: YUP, THIS ONE’S for you! It’s been a year since I left that bad scene. Who’d a thunk we’d be having so much fun now? It’s all good and only getting better. Let’s go fishin’! 7569 I SPY A HOT REDHEAD CONSTRUCTION raver boy driving beat old Pathfinder in Fayston. Olive juice, elephant shoes.

7568

SEXY MOM AT SW III PREMIERE DAY, Essex, 6:30 p.m. show. Cool as your blue jeans, mysterious as your black blouse, hot as your red jacket. I was tall, in leather jacket, behind you in line. 7542

5/7, KRISTA, A CUSTOMER AT CITY Market: Your comment card made my shift, but your smile always makes my week! Maybe coffee or lunch sometime? J. 7467

ARE YOU THE RUGGED STONE MASON I have seen in town? Someone said you were the whole package. Are they right?

7539

BOOKSTORE RICHARD: I THINK YOU ARE beautiful. I’ll be shopping at Borders from now on. 7466

MS. BLUE-EYED LADY: YOU CAPTIVATE me. You are the best. Meet me in Fuji for girlfriends day and we can celebrate our fabulous life. 7538

I SPY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN W/A GREAT smile, upper Church St., 5/8, 3:40 p.m.

Tall M, black fleece, said “hey” to you. I was near Old Navy side. Coffee? More smiles? 7462

YOU: CHISELED BODIES AT THE FITNESS Center w/that cool biker chic manager.

You know you all have been waiting for a spy! Haven’t forgotten you yet. Miss you all but I am doing OK in the big city.

7537

TROUBLE-MAKING TURKEY: PERPETUALLY looking forward to seeing your smiling face (among other things). I want to be your corner kitchen helper, naked maid and bitch. I love spoiling you, you know what it does to me. Your Bad Girl. 7450

I SPY A CUTIE W/PIGTAILS! HEY KITTY! Missed you last the two weekends.

Saturday nights aren’t the same w/out you! Wanna watch a flick? You are, my girl. 7536 I 1x1c-mele052505 SPY A ROCKIN’ REDHEADED, funky 5/19/05 4:04 PM Page 1 dressed, super sexy cubicle buddy. Happy I SPY YOUR PINK SHIRTS, BALD HEAD 22nd sweetheart! You’re the best! 7552 and oh-so-sexy talents in the kitchen. I wake smiling, knowing all your talents and charm! Cheers to today and this fantastic gift of life to live, together!

7535

AN ANIMAL-LOVING, SALT DRENCHING, clean car driving, blinds shut in the morning, socks at night wearing, Sex and the City watching, long distance calling beauty queen. Thank god for the time we had. I love you babe. 7449

MAY YOU PLUNK IT W/SOMEONE WORTHY of your giantude. I wish I was kinder and gentler. 7562

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CHARLEBOIS: I spy a high school dream!

Shane, whatever did happen to you, 7 years later? 7551 5/17, CITY MARKET: Sexy blond sniffing cardamom, surprised by the strong scent.

Making not black beans and rice, but an Indian dish. Me: w/fruit and nuts. Let’s get together and create a spicy dish of our own. 7548 PARA LA MUJER SE llama Tessa. Que tal?

Espero que estes feliz. Me gustaria darte las gracias otra vez, por todo me has hecho. Mi amor y amistad. Te extrano.

Ciao chiquita. 7546 I WISH I COULD SPY THE SEXY, redheaded birthday girl as she speeds by during the marathon. I’ll be there in spirit! No one can compare to your butchness. 7545 5/18, 3 P.M., SUBWAY PARKING LOT, Winooski. You: WF in long skirt who parked next to me. I thought me jumping out of my car to talk to a stranger might seem odd. Care to get together? 7544

MI CARINA: WE MET SEVEN YEARS AGO and 1000 miles ago. We’ve both changed in many ways but always together. You are my soulmate, my “lover’s rock”. Thank you for coming to VT w/me. I love you.

7530 I SPY ONE NAKED ELEVATOR RIDIN’, Mary Katherine Gallagher impersonatin’, stair slip-slidin’, Retronome booty shakin’, injury laughin’, “bad bad man” defeatin’, Mama to 3-legged Ella. 7476 5/2, VPB. I ASKED IF YOU HAD RELATIVES in Georgia and swore it wasn’t a really bad pick-up line, but it actually kind of was.

Maybe I can tell you who you remind me of over coffee some night? 7471 BROOKE: LOVE YOU BABY, NOW YOU know I’d do, anything in the world for you. I spy my partner, lover, friend, amazer girl. As the winds of change blow: trust, believe. We’ll be your shore. MB and LB. 7470 I USED TO SEE YOU STUDYING AT Muddys, then once at yoga. Your curly, dark hair, sexy eyes and skin I want to touch. It’s hard to get you out of my mind. Where did my yoga boy go? 7468

MARTYR-COMPLEX SPIES SHE IN NEED OF rescue. Our walks have laid the groundwork for a good friendship. Do we now take the path towards the unknown? I am homesick for a place I’ve never known.

7446 I SPY THE CUTEST BABY BUMPKIN EVER! You couldn’t make my world any better, even if you tried. You’re perfect, just the way you are. I love you millions, with my whole heart. 7435 LOOKING FOR THE 56 YO BURLINGTON M who advertised on Yahoo. He’s a Sagittarius, Buddhist/Taoist, carpenter/ craftsman who likes to cook outdoors and loves music and animals. Hey, I lIke your sense of humor! 7434 CHARLOTTE, FERRY RD. CYCLIST, NOON on 4/30. Sorry about the raindrops but paddling is a wet sport. Thanks for the salute, the very thought of it makes me giggle. Have we met? 7367 I SPY MY FUH-FUH, 3000 MILES AWAY. Happy birthday, big brother. Come back home, we’ll play cribbage and sing karaoke. 7361

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IMMUNE SYSTEM IS SKILLET: THEY WORK for potato and lymph if they work for me!

So, mad allows the hounds to just share it. 7357 4/27, VERY CUTE GIRL AT B. WINDS. I was at the bar, talked to you about ripi offspy 22b tickets.<< Me and my friend bought you a drink. You and I were both drinking Blue Light. 7355

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WCU LOOKING FOR F, 20-40 YO, ND, 420 OK to share good times with. Must be clean. Discretion a must. Only serious respond. 7557 MACU, WM, AF, SEEKING 25-35 YO hung, cut, BIM to help us w/oral practice.

We are 37 YO, clean, height/weight proportionate, not hairy. You be too. Email picture w/details upfront required. 7547 MACU SEEKING CU TO EXPLORE OUR fantasies. Average looks and build but very sexy. He is S but she is BI-curious.

7363 ATTRACTIVE, NORMAL, CLEAN CU SEARCHing for NS CU with BIF for fun, sensual, passionate get-togethers. Respect of boundaries is required. She is soft and BI, he is S. Give us a call and let’s talk about the possibilities! 7368 WCU LOOKING FOR BIF FOR TOTAL PLEAsure for all. Him: well-hung and experienced in pleasuring a woman. Her: large breasted, curvy and sensual. You be clean, D/D-free and discreet. Age not important.

No games, just lots of fun. 7253 HEADS UP! F, 24 YO AND 32 YO M ISO well-hung males, 18-35 YO for hot fantasy. We have place to play . 7202 GOT FANGS? CLEVER, EDGE-DWELLING, NS, D/D-free, seriously bacchanalian BDSM CU, 34 YO BIF, 43 YO M, seek similar for social and/or sensual diversions. Gothic style and decadent natures preferred. Why nibble at the banquet of life, when you can devour it whole. 7199

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Preschool Program The King Street Youth Center is seeking a creative, dynamic full-time Assistant Teacher to support our children and families in our diverse, NAEYC accredited preschool program. Candidates should be experienced in and committed to the field of ECE.Associate’s degree/CDA required. Send resume, 3 references and cover letter to:

TOURISM SPECIALIST to work full-time weekend & night shifts.

Must be mature, self-motivated, with a positive, outgoing personality. Duties include: greeting travelers, brochure stocking and cleaning. Please mail your resume to:

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Rest Area Supervisor, Charmaine Godin 60 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or email Kgodin@adelphia.net

Essex Junction Recreation and Parks

Development Director

Vicky Smith, KSYC, PO Box 1615, Burlington, VT 05402

P ROGRAM SUPERVISOR Full-time position available to plan and organize recreation and parks programs, including recruitment and evaluation of staff, to serve the needs of the Essex Junction community and the community at-large. BA or BS in Recreation, Leisure Services or other appropriate discipline plus a minimum of two years experience in recreation supervisory capacity required. An extensive background with a wide variety of recreational programs and activities with direct experience in planning, organizing and leading a diversification of recreation activities preferred. Position pays low to mid 30’s depending on experience, with an excellent benefit package available.

Deadline: 6/17/05.

For additional information, qualifications and application requirements, please visit us online at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

EOE

PMC, a non-profit organization focused on Behavior Change Communications for reproductive health worldwide seeks a dynamic, skilled Development Director to provide leadership for our ongoing annual fundraising campaign.

The Development Director is responsible for developing and executing a coordinated program of fundraising and donor cultivation functions to include major gifts, operational funds, special events, public relations, communications and external affairs, as well as overall departmental strategic and long-range planning.

The ideal candidate must demonstrate the following experience: • • • •

Five years successful fundraising Grantwriting Donor and major gifts cultivation Donor database management, preferably with Filemaker Pro • Donor mailings, special appeals and other correspondence • Communications, external affairs and public relations management, including press releases, newsletter and annual report development, informational and outreach strategies • Excellent written and oral communication skills

THE RIVERSIDE SCHOOL www.theriversideschool.com

Mathematics Teacher Grades 5-8 An established grades 3-8 independent school.

Small classes with motivated, capable students.

Dedicated to high academic standards. Salary commensurate with education and experience.

Please address all correspondence and inquiries to:

Audrey Rexford The Riverside School 30 Lily Pond Road Lyndonville, Vermont 05851 Phone: (802) 626-8552 Email: theriversideschool@charter.net

Please send cover letter and resume to:

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Personnel Population Media Center PO Box 547 Shelburne,VT 05482-0547 personnel@populationmedia.org.

MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE Middlebury College Student Health Services Senior Nurse Practitioner Bring your expertise to work in the interesting and dynamic field of college health nursing. You will be working with a bright and diverse student population in our 2-year-old health care facility. Join our staff of skilled, committed nurses and become part of our college community!

Middlebury College seeks an experienced Senior Nurse Practitioner 4 days per week for our student health center, open 24 hours per day, seven days per week during the academic year and for limited hours during the 9-week summer language school session. This is a part-time position available immediately.

Flexible benefits or incentives to be discussed. Please visit our website for position details.

Please submit resume and letter of interest to:

Middlebury College, Human Resources Service Building, Middlebury, VT 05753 Email: hr@middlebury.edu • Fax: 802-443-2058

Visit us on the Web at www.middlebury.edu or phone our 24-hour Job Line: 802-443-5011.

Middlebury College is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Applications from women and members of minority groups are especially encouraged.

(Formerly known as Vermont Development Credit Union) Our award-winning, counseling-based financial institution is seeking team players for our Consumer Lending and Member Services Departments.

Loan Administrator The Loan Administrator is responsible for providing front and back office support to the Lending Department by processing loans, ensuring all loan files pass quality control checks, while maintaining excellent member service.

This position will examine loan applications for processing by lending staff, and evaluate quality of closed loan files.

Ideal applicant is friendly, maintains confidentiality, is a multitasker who possesses great attention to detail and accuracy, is responsive and efficient, and learns quickly in a fast-paced environment.

Head Teller The Head Teller is responsible for supervision of the Teller area. Ideal candidate has excellent communication and problem-solving skills. Must be friendly, personable, and possess great attention to detail and accuracy. Experience in a comparable field necessary.

Competitive salary and excellent benefits package, including generous combined time-off policy. Please reply with cover letter and resume to careers@oppsvt.org or mail to Human Resources, Opportunities Credit Union, 18 Pearl Street, Burlington, VT 05401.

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EMPLOYMENT The Employment Source for Educators

ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS SVD6582 Prevention Coord.

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU Fairfield Center School SVD5993 After School Prog. Site Ldr. B.F.A. St. Albans SVD5336 Principal (9-12)

BARRE SU SVD6559 Dir. of Curr. (Antic.)

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU Essex Junction Rec. and Parks SVD6768 Prog. Super. – Rec. & Parks

TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS SVD6591 After-School Site Coords.

SVD6760 AmeriCorps*VISTA SVD6369 English as a Second Lang.

SVD6384 Subs (5) SVD6698 Summer Help – Maintenance Burlington High School SVD6836 Custodian – 2nd shift SVD6689 Custodian – Temp.

SVD6130 Hockey, Soccer, X-C coaches SVD6690 Phys. Education Tchr.

SVD6394 Tech. Education Tchr.

SVD6585 Tutor – 20 hrs./wk.

C. P. Smith Elementary SVD6757 5th Gr. Tchr. – 1 Year Edmunds Elementary SVD6131 ESL Long-Term Sub. Edmunds Middle School SVD5999 Health Asst. Para.

SVD5924 LT Sub. French Gr. 6, 7, 8 Hunt Middle School SVD6354 LT Sub in Science SVD6355 Math Tchr.

SVD6697 Para. – Alternative Team SVD6696 Para. – Math Skills J.J. Flynn Elementary SVD6583 P/T Para. – Summer Prog.

Lawrence Barnes SVD6551 0.8 FTE School Nurse SVD6232 LT Sub. for P.E. ONTOP SVD6755 Paraeducators Ira Allen Building SVD6586 Admin. Asst.

COLCHESTER SD Colchester High School SVD6492 504 Case Mgr. 25% FTE SVD6811 Alternative Ed. Tchr.

SVD6664 Business Ed. Tchr. 20% FTE SVD6488 Music Tchr. 40% FTE SVD6489 Phys. Ed. Tchr. 20% FTE SVD6491 Physics. Tchr. 20% FTE SVD6490 Spanish Tchr. 40% FTE Porters Point School SVD6812 SPED Tchr. 50% FTE

SOUTH BURLINGTON SD SVD6765 .40 FTE – Speech Lang. Path.

SVD6763 1.0 FTE – Speech Lang. Path.

SVD6612 Accounts Payable Coord.

SVD6039 Admin. Asst. for St. Support Svcs.

SVD6704 Admin. Asst. – School Board SVD6842 Food Van Driver SVD6846 Para. – Level II – Autism Interventionist SVD6703 School’s Out Coord.

SVD6634 Summer Paras. – Level I (17) South Burlington High School SVD6580 .50 FTE – Driver’s Ed. Tchr.

SVD6259 .80 FTE – 6-12 Instr. Music Tchr.

F. H. Tuttle Middle School SVD6705 SAP Counselor Central School SVD6640 .20 FTE – 1 Year – Info. Tech.

SVD6611 1.0 FTE Art Tchr.

SVD6845 Playground Super.

SVD6843 Satellite Manager Chamberlin School SVD6525 .5 FTE – Spec. Educator Orchard School SVD6767 .50 - .60 FTE – English Lang. Learner SVD6844 .60 FTE – Music Sub. Tchr.

SVD6706 .80 FTE – Art Tchr.

ADDISON CENTRAL SU SVD6544 Elem. School Music Tchr.

Middlebury Union Middle School SVD6170 SPED Tchr.

Bridport Elementary School SVD6125 Guidance Counselor SVD6631 Title 1 Teaching Position Mary Hogan School SVD6712 Gr. 5 Tchr.

SVD6711 Kindergarten Tchr.

Hannaford Career Center SVD6458 Agriculture Instructor

ADDISON NORTHEAST SU SVD6810 .80 Speech/Lang. Path. LT Sub. Mt. Abraham Union High School SVD6695 MS Lang. Arts SVD6550 SPED (1 YR) SVD6193 SPED (7-12) SVD6478 Smr. School Earth Science Tchr.

Bristol Elementary School SVD6190 .80 Phys. Ed./Health Ed. Lincoln Community School SVD6298 .30 School Nurse/Health Educator Robinson Elementary SVD6808 .40 Educational Tech.

SVD6196 .40 Instr. Music SVD6809 .60 Network/Support Spec.

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU SVD5998 Indiv. Student Paraprofessional SVD5494 SLP Paraprofessionals Fairfield Center School SVD6628 Bus Drivers (05/06 SY) SVD6713 Lang. Arts (Gr. 6 & 7 – 1 YR) SVD6622 Paras. (05/06 SY) SVD6714 Social Studies (Gr. 6, 7 & 8 – 1 Year) SVD5418 Speech/Lang. Path. 05/06 SY St. Albans City School SVD6633 Educational Tech. Integr. Spec.

SVD6624 Guidance Couns. (5-8) (Antic.)

SVD6621 Health Office Clerk (.5 FTE) SVD6476 Maintenance Tech.

SVD5983 Phys. Ed. Tchr. LTS (Antic.)

SVD6475 School Nurse or Assoc. Nurse St. Albans Town School SVD6693 Data Analyst SVD5796 Remed. Tchr. (LT Sub., 8/05-10/05) SVD6626 SPED/Behavioral Spec.

SVD6619 Tech. Asst. (Year-Round) B.F.A. St. Albans SVD6477 Accounting Svcs. Super.

SVD6462 Business Ed. Tchr.

SVD6442 Case Manager SVD6676 Math Tchr.

SVD6684 Mental Health Couns.

SVD6680 SPED Tchr.

SVD6513 Tech. Ctr. English Tchr.

SVD6737 Early Childhood Progs. Admin. Asst.

FRANKLIN WEST SU

SVD6412 Occupational Devel. Tchr.

SVD6564 ODP Civics Tchr.

SVD6410 Phys. Educ. Tchr.

Riverside Middle School SVD6367 Plant Super.

SVD6408 SPED Tchr.

River Valley Tech Center SVD6411 Coop Tech. Ed. Tchr./Coord.

SVD6171 Culinary Arts Instr.

Early Essential Education SVD6563 EEE Tchr.

CHITTENDEN EAST SU Brewster Pierce Memorial School SVD6527 .2 FTE Elem. For. Lang. Tchr.

Mt. Mansfield Union High School SVD6735 .6 FTE Student Assist. Couns.

SVD6718 Admin. Asst. Position SVD6614 English/Soc. Studies LT Sub. Underhill Central Elementary SVD6568 Individual Asst.

SVD6647 .4 FTE Antic. Art Tchr.

SVD6736 .4 FTE Student Assist Couns.

SVD6370 Choral and Gen. Music Tchr.

SVD6116 LT Sub. Elem. Guid. Couns. 80%

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU SVD6221 Preschool Tchr.

SVD6539 School Nurse SVD6560 SPED – Integration Spec.

Essex High School SVD6833 Bookkeeper/Admin. Asst. – Athletic Office Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School SVD6749 Mainstream Teaching Asst.

SVD6750 Speech Lang. Asst.

Thomas Fleming Elementary School SVD6832 Instr. Music Tchr.

Hiawatha Elementary School SVD6374 Phys. Ed. Westford Elementary School SVD6761 Classroom Teaching Asst.

Center for Technology, Essex SVD6375 English Tchr.

SVD6687 Preschool Lab Super.

Essex Junction Rec and Parks SVD6688 Lic. Child Care After-Sch. Site Coord.

SVD6834 Bookkeeper

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU Charlotte Central School SVD6709 First Gr. – LT Sub. SVD6244 Intermed. Tchr. – 1 Year SVD6278 Intermed. Tchr. – LT Sub. starting 5/05 SVD6243 Special Educator – 1 Year Shelburne Community School SVD6092 K-1-2 Team Tchr. – LT Sub. SVD6710 LT Sub. – Middle Level Lang. Arts & Math Team Champlain Valley Union HS SVD6314 Audio/Video Coord.

SVD6512 Food Service Position SVD6132 Foreign Lang. 1/2 time Latin SVD6725 Lead Tchr. – Altern. Ed. Prog.

SVD6641 Para./Tutor for Engl. Lang. Learner Prog.

Bellows Free Academy Fairfax SVD6547 Antic. .5 Elem. Health Tchr.

SVD6548 Antic. .5 Reading Recov. Tchr.

SVD6561 Computer & Network Tech.

SVD6257 Middle School Lang. Arts Fletcher Elementary SVD6707 Health Educator – 1 day/wk., 05/06 SY Georgia Elementary/Middle School SVD6178 Compensatory Ed. (0.58 FTE) – LT Sub. SVD6571 MS Guidance – LT Sub.

SVD6683 Special Educator SVD5509 Speech Lang. Path.

Lake Region Union High School SVD6395 English – Perm. PT SVD6397 Math – 1 Year (05-06) SVD6392 Soc. Studies – Perm. PT

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RUTLAND CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS

Barre Town Middle and Elementary SVD6058 Gr. 7 Math Tchr. (.50 FTE) SVD6109 Gr. 7 World Geography Tchr.

SVD6558 Reading Recov. Tchr. (Antic.)

Barre City Elem. & Middle School SVD6437 Primary Gr. Tchr.

SVD6682 Elem. Science Curr. Spec.

SVD6795 Elem. Science Curr. Spec.

SVD6159 English Lang. Arts Curr. Spec. (K-8) Spaulding HS & Barre Tech. Ctr. Campus SVD6740 English/Drama Tchr. (Antic.)

SVD6741 History Tchr. (Antic.)

SVD6303 LT Sub. Science Tchr.

SVD6743 Speech Lang. Path. (Antic.)

SVD6744 Tech. Ctr. Health Occupations Tchr.

SVD6742 World Langs. – French Tchr. (Antic.)

SPRINGFIELD SD SVD6406 Speech/Lang. Path.

SVD5538 Speech/Lang. Path.

Springfield High School SVD6181 English Tchr. (2)

ORLEANS CENTRAL SU

Northeast Primary SVD5567 SPED Tchr.

SVD6383 Speech/Lang. Path.

Northwest Primary SVD6188 Library Para.

SVD5566 Speech/Lang. Path.

Rutland Intermediate School SVD6759 LT Sub. School Couns.

Rutland Middle School SVD5576 Spanish Tchr. (Dual Cert. Prfd.)

SVD6535 SPED Tchr.

Rutland High School SVD6796 LT Sub. English Tchr.

SVD5580 Science Tchr.

SVD6567 Speech/Lang. Path.

Stafford Tech Center SVD6538 Adult Education Secretary SVD5583 Coop Education Instructor SVD6536 Digital Arts Instructor SVD6537 Mechanical Cluster Para.

Rutland Middle/High School SVD6534 Speech/Lang. Path.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Child & Family Services department seeks individuals with a passion for working with children to work in NAEYC accredited parent-child center for full-time positions:

Intensive Case Management Team Leader We are seeking a high-energy, creative self-starter to work with clients who have a major mental illness, many of whom are aged 18-24. Must be able to coordinate services such as basic medical, mental health, social, legal, vocational and other support services as indicated. This provides some supervision and program leadership. Must be able to work with clients, staff, families and other service providers.

Infant Teacher: To collaborate with other teachers in a team environment to enrich the days of children ages 2 weeks to 18 months.

Minimum AS in Child Development or related field, and 2 years experience. Competitive salary and benefits.

Clinical competence in DBT, dual diagnoses treatment and group work is highly desirable.

Early Child Care Co-Coordinator: A dynamic team member and leader with a love for children and learning, to co-coordinate a unique early childhood program. Must have a minimum of an Associate’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related field and at least 4 years experience with young children, with 2 in a centerbased childcare. Please have supervisory experience, and be knowledgeable of Vermont regulations and NAEYC accreditation.

Resume and cover letters by June 6th to:

Please submit resume to:

Paul Landerl Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 paull@howardcenter.org Call (802) 865-6122 if you have questions.

Karen Bielawski-Branch Director of Residential Programs 76 Glen Road Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: 802-864-1619

We need a person with a Master’s degree in a human services field, plus 2 years’ direct human service programming experience or a combination of education and experience with MI clients from which comparable knowledge and skills have been acquired. Candidates must have a valid VT driver’s license and a vehicle for transporting clientele.

Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

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The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

Intensive Community-Cased Services Coordinator

DARTMOUTH COLLEGE

Licensed Master’s level mental health clinician sought for challenging position jointly hired by the Baird Center and Northeastern Family Institute in cooperation with the Vermont Department of Mental Health.

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR, CENTER FOR WOMEN AND GENDER, OFFICE OF PLURALISM AND LEADERSHIP IN STUDENT LIFE

Responsibilities include: level of care determinations; care coordination, utilization review, and fiscal oversight for all children and youth served in intensive community-based wraparounds and higher levels of care in Chittenden County. Candidates will have 3+ years experience in the treatment and care coordination of youth with severe emotional and behavioral disturbances; knowledge of residential, wraparound and creative forms of intensive community-based mental health services; working knowledge of mental health system in Vermont; experience in utilization review. Excellent interpersonal and public relations skills, computer literacy and proven ability to work with multidisciplinary teams. Send cover letter and resume to Robin Yandell at the address below.

Dartmouth College seeks an Assistant Director who will work collaboratively with the Director, other administrators, and faculty to make education about gender, sexual violence, and diversity issues meaningful and relevant to our campus. We invite applicants with a record of success and versatility in programming and educational outreach to apply.

We seek applicants from individuals with the following qualities: • • • •

Awake Overnight Residential Counselor

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Awake overnight position available in our innovative residential treatment program for children with emotional and behavioral challenges.

Prior experience with this population/human services coursework required. Please send resumes to Coleen Lillie at the address below.

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Crisis Clinician Children’s crisis clinician sought for a 24-hour/day, 7-day/week crisis team providing phone and outreach support to children and families living in Chittenden County. Ability to work in a fast-paced setting, as part of a team, with strong clinical and writing skills. Master’s level clinician preferred and a valid driver’s license is required. Please send cover letter and resume to Laura Pearce at the address below.

The Baird Center for Children and Families 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

Strong programming and outreach, budget, and organizational skills; Excellent speaking/presenting skills; Ability to supervise student staff and interns; Demonstrated commitment to understanding the intersection of gender, race, economic status, sexual orientation, and other significant aspects of individual or cultural identity; Ability to interpret and prepare departmental budget and other financial reports; Ability to address challenges collaboratively and creatively; Facility in working with faculty and other administrators; Ability to represent the institution, the Center for Women and Gender, and the needs of students.

Requirements: Bachelor’s degree with three years of relevant experience (or equivalent) is required in the area of women’s and gender-related issues including sexual assault and relationship abuse. Demonstrated skills in promoting pluralism and intercultural understanding are essential.

Applications: Send your letter of application, resume, and the names, street and email addresses, and phone numbers of three professional references to: Assistant Director Search Committee, Center for Women & Gender, 6 Choate Road #6133, Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH 03755. Electronic submission of application materials will be accepted but not required. Email documents in Microsoft Word to CWG@Dartmouth.edu.

Review Date: We will begin reviewing resumes on June 1, 2005.

One of the most diverse institutions of higher education in New England, Dartmouth College is an equal opportunity/affirmative action employer and has a strong commitment to diversity. Women, persons of color, persons with disabilities, veterans, and other minorities are encouraged to apply.

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EMPLOYMENT RETAIL SALES:

We currently have part-time positions available for our Shelburne retail store.

BAKER:

Part-time needed in our busy Shelburne bakery. Apply in person, Route 7, 802-985-2000.

WEEKEND:

Availability in our Richmond store.

Apply in person, Main Street, 802-434-7560.

Famous for Smoked Meats and Fine Foods

Ship/Rec./Production/ QC Positions Available Must be able to work independently, follow written/ verbal instructions; stand for long periods of time & lift up to 50lbs.

Desired candidates must work well in a team environment while meeting our quality standards. Competitive wages.

Please send resume to Dan at: 929 Harvest Lane, Williston, VT 05495 or call 764-5511 and ask for Dan.

The

Assistant Golf Shop Manager Knowledge of golf products required.

Full or part-time.

Send resume to: 11 Center Street, Burlington, VT 05401.

Call 802-862-5034 or email kgolfshop@aol.com.

Counseling Service of Addison County, Inc.

Become a part of our Exceptional Team!

“JOB OPPORTUNITIES” ACCESS, Counseling Service of Addison County’s Crisis Service – Clinician needed to join dynamic team providing on-call crisis intervention, and a variety of clinical modalities of clinical work w/children & families. 37.5 hours per week. No overnight or weekend shifts. Experience in crisis intervention, conflict resolution & behavior management required. Ability & desire to collaborate w/multiple resources a must.

Full-time w/benefit package.

Adult Outpatient Support Worker, Two 10-15 hour positions: • Adult Outpatient Program – Provide support services in the community to general adult population with mental health issues.

• Eldercare Program – Provide community support services within specialized program to individuals 60 and older with mental health problems.

These two positions could be combined into one 20-30 hour position with the right person.Candidate will work closely with highly experienced AOP Clinical Team in assisting consumers.Must have own reliable transportation, valid driver’s license and liability auto insurance.BA in Human Services or related field preferred.Flexible hours!

Autism Program Clinician, Youth and Family – An opportunity to join in developing School-Based Autism Program.This position is a member of the leadership team contributing in the areas of program development, clinical intervention, staffing structure, training & supervision, as well as family support & training, community relations and collaboration with school districts and related service providers.The Autism Programming Specialist would collaboratively develop individualized educational curricula,develop behavioral plans and programming,design and oversee staff training and implementation of behavior data collection systems, supervise direct-service Interventionists across environments and provide family support and training.The CSAC School-Based Autism Program provides services to individuals ages three through twentyone in their schools, homes and other appropriate community-based locations utilizing the principles of Applied Behavior Analysis. Addison County is located in the western portion of the state following the shores of beautiful Lake Champlain and provides easy access to a vast array of outdoor adventures spanning the seasons in VT and the Adirondack Region of NY State.Within three hours of Quebec, New Hampshire, Maine and Massachusetts, the best New England has to offer is right at your fingertips.The ideal candidate would possess a M.S. in Applied Behavior Analysis, Psychology, Special Education or related field working at least two years with individuals with an autism spectrum disorder (ABA experience required).Training in the areas of Discrete Trial Teaching (DTT) and Verbal Behavior preferred, along with BCBA certification eligibility.

All applicants for the position must have a valid driver’s license, auto liability insurance, safe driving record and access to a dependable vehicle.Full-time w/benefit package.

Autism Programming Specialist, Youth and Family – Develop and manage individualized programming, treatment services and integration plans for children and youth with Autism Spectrum Disorders.

37.5 hours per week. Train and supervise direct service staff and coordinate services effectively with school districts and other team members.Training in the areas of Discrete Trial Teaching (DTT) and Verbal Behavior preferred, along with BCBA certification eligibility.Valid driver’s license, auto liability insurance, safe driving record and access to a dependable vehicle.M.S.in Applied Behavior Analysis, Psychology, Special Education or related field, working at least two years with individuals with an Autism Spectrum Disorder (ABA experience required).Full-time w/benefit package.

Autism School-Based Interventionist, Youth and Family – Provide direct intervention and training to foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder, Bachelor’s degree in education or human services field.37.5 hours per week.Valid Vermont drivers License, registered vehicle and insurance that complies with Agency policy.Full-time w/benefit package.

Children and Families Outpatient Clinician/Children and Families Intake Coordinator – 37.5 hours per week.Outpatient Clinician:Provide direct psychotherapy to adolescents, children and families for a wide range of mental health and substance abuse issues.Intake Coordinator: Respond to telephone referrals from the community, social service agencies, physicians and families.Schedule appointments and perform initial evaluations in a timely and appropriate manner.Master’s degree and Vermont licensure required.Full-time w/benefit package.

Children & Family Respite Services Provider, Youth and Family – Work one-on-one with children with developmental, emotional and behavioral problems. B.A.preferred.Part-time positions.

CRT Support Worker – 30 hours per week (2 positions with additional hours possible).Provide outreach supports to adults coping with psychiatric disabilities in their homes and in the community.Work flexibly as part of dynamic interdisciplinary treatment teams in planning and providing supportive counseling, skills teaching, and other services to assist individuals in their process of recovery.Bachelor’s degree with some prior experience in human services preferred, or combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired.Must have own car and good driving record.

Emergency Team Clinician – Master’s level Mental Health Clinician needed to join our Emergency Team for 12- hour daytime shift on Mondays.Additional outpatient clinical hours available.Seeking candidate with crisis intervention experience, excellent clinical judgment and skills, resiliency, and a strong team orientation. Must live within 30 minutes of Middlebury. Knowledge of community mental health system and community resources a plus.

Office-Based Substance Abuse Clinician – 20 hours per week. Identify and assess needs of youth with substance abuse issues and co-occurring disorders. Provide psycho-educational groups to youth and parents regarding substance use and abuse.Identify youth requiring a more intensive level of care and to develop appropriate treatment plans.Provide support for youth returning from residential care settings with appropriate treatment plans. Master’s degree in psychology, social work or other appropriate field, plus 2-4 years of relevant experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired.CADC or Apprentice required.

School-based Clinicians, Youth and Family – 37.5 hours per week. Provide in-school, direct counseling, therapy and emotional support to children and adolescents in crisis, with severe emotional and behavioral disturbances, and/or at risk on family problems, personal relationships, eating disorders and substance abuse issues. Master’s degree in a human services field plus 2-4 years of relevant counseling experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired.Full-time w/benefit package.

For a complete list of “Job Opportunities” at CSAC, visit www.csac-vt.org.

To apply to any of the “Job Opportunities” listed above, you may choose to contact us by:

Equal Opportunity Employer

• Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Post: Send a resumé and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury,VT 05753.

• In Person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC offices: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street in Middlebury,VT. • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751, ext.485.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Development and Fundraising Coordinator

PART-TIME OPERATIONS ASSISTANT position available to provide loan processing assistance in originating mortgages.

to join our dynamic team. The successful candidate will have experience with community fundraising, grant writing and financial development.

Understanding of domestic violence, excellent writing, organizational, and planning skills are required. Competitive salary and benefits package.

Send resume and cover letter by 6/10 to:

Must be a team player with strong organizational and word processing skills. Attention to detail in a fast-paced environment a must.

Mortgage experience preferred, but not required. Spruce Mortgage is a leader in residential, second home, investment property mortgages and refinancing.

We Close Loans. We Open Doors.

Women Helping Battered Women

Email resume to: chad@sprucemortgage.com

PAINTERS

EOE. People of color, persons with disabilities, GLBT, and formerly battered women encouraged to apply.

WEDDINGS EVENT FLOOR MANAGER

CAMPBELL PAINTERS

Case Manager

Are you dynamic, flexible and happy?

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for high quality residential projects.

Neat, reliable, productive and able to provide own transportation.

Good social skills appreciated.

Vacations/holidays included.

WHBW PO Box 1535 Burlington, VT 05402

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Full-time. Provide short and long term support, crisis intervention, advocacy, substance abuse work for homeless and runaway youth. MSW/ MA required. Letter/resume to:

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Cooking from the Heart Catering at the Round Barn Farm Inn, Waitsfield, is looking for a Weddings Event Floor Manager. Join a group of creative thinkers who are passionate about their work. Great food, groovy clients, good tunes and a competitive fair wage await you. Full-time seasonal May-November with winter work potential for the right guy or gal for the job!

Four-day work week with 3 days off.

862-5890

CALL LISABETH 802-583-1091

EB Spectrum One Stop 177 pearl St, Burlington, VT 05401.

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INFO@COOKINGFROMTHEHEART.COM

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Orange North Supervisory Union 2005-2006 School Year Orange Center School & Washington Village School • Music Teacher .40 FTE – One day per week in each building.

After-school coordination of band and chorus.

• School Nurse .60 FTE – Experience working in school setting preferred. RN license required plus 4 years nursing experience. Position is shared between schools.

Orange Center School • Head Cook – Will supervise 1 part-time assistant.

Williamstown Middle High School • Custodian 1.0 FTE – General cleaning and maintenance duties, good communication skills and ability to work as part of a team a must.

Williamstown Elementary School • Special Education Teacher 1.0 FTE – Qualified candidate will be part of a comprehensive educational support system and must be able to deliver direct and consultative services.

Professional with Orton-Gillingham training and experience highly desirable. Demonstrated ability to support students with challenging behaviors and emotional disabilities required.

Forward letter of interest, resume, transcripts, proof of licensure (if applicable) and three letters of recommendation to:

Orange North Supervisory Union 111 Brush Hill Road Williamstown, VT 05679 EOE

Our solutions set standards SUSS MicroTec is one of the world’s leading suppliers of production and test technology systems for the semiconductor industry. At SUSS Micro Tec, Inc., we’ve seen our products set industry standards through the efforts of a strong, energetic team of professionals, working in an environment that fosters creativity, growth and quality products.

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT We are seeking a detail-oriented, self-directed individual to provide a high level of administrative support for our team of applications, sales and service groups. In addition, the qualified candidate will be responsible for receiving and following-up on all product literature requests and forwarding sales leads; maintaining product leads including maintaining customer information database; preparing and submitting monthly business unit, sales forecasts and other metric reports to Finance, business unit manager and corporate headquarters.

Qualifications: Excellent interpersonal and communication skills; advanced skill level in using Excel and PowerPoint with 2-5 years administrative experience preferably in service or sales, Associate’s degree preferred.

SUSS MicroTec, Inc. offers competitive salaries, a supportive, fast-paced work environment, excellent benefits and an on-site fitness center. Join a company that appreciates your contributions. To be considered for this position, please provide salary requirements.

To apply, send resume to:

HR@SUSS.COM or Suss MicroTec, Inc. Attn: HR, 228 Suss Drive Waterbury Center, VT 05677 SUSS is an EOE.

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Wake Robin, Vermont’s premiere continuing care retirement community seeks full-time Housekeepers to clean homes, common spaces and health center all within our beautiful Wake Robin community. Positions offer convenient work schedules, very competitive pay, outstanding benefits such as FIVE weeks paid leave accrual your first year, medical, dental, life, etc., and a beautiful and rewarding work environment!

WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H Payroll/Personnel Clerk #1044 Responsibilities include calculating and processing in-house payroll for 600+ employees and preparation of federal and state tax filing forms including 941s and W-2s. Must have one to two year’ payroll experience and/or experience in an office setting, and general knowledge of payroll and related function. Must be very accurate and have excellent follow-up skills, along with the ability to deal with people in an appropriate manner, and the ability to work independently. Knowledge of Microsoft Office applications, i.e. Word, Excel, Publisher, Outlook, PowerPoint.

Like more info? Call Tammy at 264-5130 or apply at our Community Center, 200 Wake Robin Drive, Shelburne, VT 05482. Resumes can be faxed to HR (802)264-5146.

EOE. Only qualified applicants will receive a response. Valid driver’s license, good driving record and safe, insured vehicle required. Send letter of interest and resume to: WCMHS, Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601. (802) 229-0591 www.wcmhs.org.

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BOOKKEEPER Chittenden Central Supervisory Union of Northern New England

Performs accounting services in adherence to GAAP, GASB and the Vermont Department of Education’s Handbook for Financial Accounting of Vermont School Systems. Applies advanced accounting skills to ensure the proper functioning and accountability of fiscal operations. An Associate’s degree in Accounting plus 2-4 years of relevant experience, including payroll processing and tax administration preferred. Computerized accounting system experience required. Position pays $13.79/hour, 8 hrs/day. Excellent benefit package available. For additional details and qualifications please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us. For consideration, please send letter and resume to the address below, or stop by to complete an application. Deadline: 6/13/05. EOE

PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all.

HEALTH CARE ASSOCIATE Join Planned Parenthood! Seeking a part-time Health Care Associate for our Express (Williston) and Burlington Health Centers. Position is approximately 30 hours per week, Saturdays required, with excellent benefits. We are looking for an energetic, motivated, detail-oriented individual, with strong communication skills, to join our team. Use your organizational and customer service expertise in our supportive, fastpaced, patient-centered environment. The ideal candidate will have an Associate’s Degree (or the equivalent) in a science/medical area and/or one to two years of medical office experience. Please reply with cover letter and resume by June 17th to:

Chittenden Central Supervisory Union Attn: Human Resources 21 New England Drive Essex Jct., VT 05452

PPNNE, Site Manager, 183 Talcott Rd., Suite 100, Williston, VT 05401, or email: hresources@ppnne.org. EOE

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COMMUNITY HIGH SCHOOL OF VERMONT Correctional Instructor Agency of Human Services/Department of Corrections The Community High School of VT is seeking an enthusiastic, self-motivated Correctional Instructor to provide literacy and secondary education services at our school campus at the Burlington Probation and Parole Office. The ability to work with diverse age groups, with multiple learning modalities is essential. Organizational skills and excellent interpersonal skills desired. Candidates must possess a current beginning educator’s license or professional educator’s license by the VT Department of Education or any state education department as a classroom teacher, plus have one year teaching experience. Successful candidate with out-of-state licensure will be required to obtain a VT Department of Education license as a contingency for completion of original probation. This is a full-time position. The base salary is $34,112 and is negotiable depending on educational credentials, plus full benefit package.

For further information, contact the Community High School of VT, Department of Corrections (802-241-2273). To apply, visit the Department of Personnel website: www.vtstatejobs.info and apply online or contact:

Vermont Department of Personnel Employment Services Osgood Building 103 South Main Street Waterbury, VT 05671-2801 (802) 241-4380 This position is open until filled, however, for immediate consideration please apply by June 17, 2005. Use job code #611901.

The state of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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VT School Age Care Network (VSACN) Coordinator (80%)

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VT Out-of-School Time (VOOST) Network Assistant Coordinator (20%)

The WCYSB/B&GC is accepting resumes from qualified individuals who could serve as the statewide coordinator for the VSACN (four days/week) and as assistant coordinator for the VOOST Network (1 day/week).

Responsibilities include: statewide coordination of school-age care network activities, advocacy for school-age care, basic grant writing and working with VSACN core leadership group. Facilitating meetings and assisting with newsletter production and website maintenance for both networks. Fill in for VOOST Network coordinator, as needed, at meetings.

This is a full-time (35 hours/week) position with starting salary of $26,800/year plus benefits.

Looking for a highly organized person with excellent written and verbal communication skills, ability to perform multiple tasks; computer proficiency in MS Word; and some experience with desktop publishing and Web-based environments. Some administrative experience is preferred. Must be flexible, have a positive attitude and be able to work independently and as a part of a group.

Experience in a school-age care setting is preferred. Bachelor’s degree in education, child development or related human services is preferred.

Application Deadline: Resumes MUST be in our office NO LATER THAN 4:00 p.m. on Monday, June 13, 2005. All resumes must be accompanied by a cover letter addressed to:

Sue Mahoney, VOOST Network Coordinator, P. O. Box 627/38, Elm Street, Montpelier, VT 05601-0627.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Since 1977, Burton Snowboards has been driven to create the best snowboarding equipment in the world. We believe in a strong work ethic and are committed to working as a team to achieve our goals and can truly say this is appreciated by everyone in the company.

DELIVERY ANALYST Our Delivery Analyst’s primary function is delivery processing. This includes maintaining and updating sales orders, running delivery due list, shipping prioritization, maintaining the shipping and incompletion logs, special shipping instructions, backorder information, and helping the Call Center where needed. This position will have constant interaction with the subcontracted warehouses to ensure they are kept busy shipping through all shifts as well as possible visits to the warehouse. This position is also responsible for providing delivery information to Customer Service and Sales through weekly meetings and reports.

Requires an Associate’s degree and at least one year of customer service experience.

Must be detail-oriented, very organized and have the ability to manage multiple tasks and learn new skills. Ability to work a flexible shift in a fast-paced environment. Demonstrated commitment to providing a superior level of customer service is absolutely necessary.

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT The Biomass Energy Resource Center (BERC), a national nonprofit located in Montpelier, is currently seeking a high level Administrative Assistant. BERC works in the renewable energy field, to promote and facilitate the use of biomass in a variety of applications.This position is full-time with benefits, seven and a half hours per day, five days a week. Expertise in Quickbooks, Word and Excel as well as excellent computer skills are required. Outstanding organizational and administrative skills and proficiency in routine bookkeeping are essential. Overall flexibility, selfmotivation and a sense of humor are desirable. Please send cover letter, resume and three references to: Biomass Energy Resource Center,ATTN: HR Committee, P.O. Box 1611, Montpelier,VT 05601.

RECEIVING ANALYST

Howard Community Services

Our Receiving Analyst’s primary function is inbound delivery processing. This includes maintaining and updating receiving orders (ship notes), prioritization of inbound shipments, and maintaining the inbound shipping logs. This position will have constant interaction with the subcontracted warehouses to ensure all inbound shipments are accounted for and completed in a timely and accurate manner. This position is also responsible for providing receiving information to the contracted warehouses, distribution and customer service through weekly reports and meetings. Requires an Associate’s degree and at least one year of customer service experience. Must be detail-oriented, very organized and have the ability to manage multiple tasks and learn new skills. Ability to work a flexible shift in a fast-paced environment is required. A demonstrated commitment to providing a superior level of customer service is absolutely necessary.

A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

DEALER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE Dealer Services Representatives handle all communications from Burton dealers and sales reps by providing information to callers in an accurate and professional manner. Primary responsibilities include servicing orders, soliciting and recognizing product and service feedback; performing online order entry and general clerical duties. Qualified candidates will have a strong understanding of the snowboard industry and related products, excellent keyboard and computer skills, and preferably a minimum of two years experience in a customer service call center. Ability to work a flexible shift in a fast-paced environment a must. Positive attitude and a demonstrated commitment to providing a superior level of customer service is absolutely necessary. French-speaking candidates encouraged to apply.

SALES SYSTEMS SPECIALIST The Sales Systems Specialist is responsible for enabling the sales order processing by coordinating and integrating our customer data, product line and sales programs into our systems. This person handles sales orders from prebook through closeout for each selling cycle. By building a relationship with brand-specific partners, this position will be responsible for creating order forms, pricelists and sales programs, including coordinating the set-up of the order entry system between the sales, IT and syndicate departments.

Qualified candidates will possess a Bachelor’s degree in business, or another related field as well as at least two years of experience in Sales, Operations or a related field.

This person will be detail-oriented and have strong analytical and problem-solving skills.

Excellent written and oral communication skills are a must and a wide degree of creativity and latitude is expected. This position requires excellent knowledge of Excel including writing macros. Sales Systems members must work well as a team, juggling several different duties at once, while never losing sight of excellent service or timelines.

PROTOTYPE MACHINIST The Prototype Machinist supports the R&D team by completing multiple (board, boot, binding, accessory) machining projects. This position will consult with engineers and other personnel regarding both function and design, as well as types of material and methods to be used to fabricate prototypes. You will be responsible for the assembly and construction of prototypes, fixtures and jigging. Qualified candidates will have 3-5 years experience in machining and assembly of complex parts. Ability to work from electrical and mechanical prints and previous experience working with CNC Machinery is required. Requires an understanding of Microsoft Office products. Experience with CAD/CAM software is plus. Must have a high commitment to quality, solid communication skills, excellent organizational skills and have demonstrated the ability to work independently.

To apply, email cover letter and resume to

jobs@burton.com Burton offers competitive salaries and benefits including: health and welfare, 401(k) retirement plan, flexible spending plans, paid vacation, great product discounts, and health club reimbursement, all in a fun and casual atmosphere.

Residential Instructor Feel wonderful about your work each day while enjoying a great compensation, team support and training opportunities! This temporary fivemonth, 20-hour position offers a conscientious, detail- and team-oriented individual the chance to work with a fun-loving and energetic group of staff providing residential support and training to six developmentally disabled adults in basic living, vocational, social and community activities. Responsibilities also include personal care and household duties. Weekday hours.

Valid driver’s license and dependable transportation a must. Send resume to Janine Paradee, Howard Community Services, 102 South Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or email Janinep@howardcenter.org.

Residential Instructor II This position is part time and offers medical and dental benefits with mileage reimbursement and a competitive hourly wage. Applicants must have exceptional crisis management skills and be experienced in working with adolescents with developmental and psychiatric disabilities. This is also an excellent opportunity to work with adolescents with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and Attachment difficulties while receiving clinical supervision, participating in staff meetings, and working as part of a dynamic clinical and skilled team.

Applicants must be able to work weekend hours and provide transportation for clients. Please send cover letters and resumes to Mark Margolis MA, Howard Community Services, 102 So. Winooski Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 or call 802-860-3579 for more information.

Specialized Community Support Workers Searching for creative, dynamic people to provide support to individuals with developmental disabilities both in the community and a staffed home setting. Several positions are available including weekday and weekend hours, daytime and evening, part-time and full-time, and substitute positions.

One to two years experience in human services needed. Experience with dual diagnosis and/or legal risk populations preferred. Valid driver’s license and reliable transportation a must. Please forward resumes to Brian Gilbar at Howard Community Services, 102 South Winooski Avenue, Burlington VT 05401 or email Briang@howardcenter.org.

Specialized Community Support Worker Seeking a motivated person to assist a very social, creative, fun-loving woman with community activities for 15 hours per week. She has recently moved to the Burlington area and needs assistance becoming more familiar with the community. Her interests include reading, writing poetry and swimming. Experience with individuals with developmental disabilities preferred.

Valid driver’s license and reliable transportation necessary. Competitive hourly wage. Send resume to Jim Hessler or jimh@HowardCenter.org.

On-Call Substitutes Opportunities to provide supports to individuals with developmental disabilities, teens and adults, in three HCS residential homes located throughout Chittenden County and one day program located in Burlington. On-call, variable hours. Paid orientation training. This program offers an excellent opportunity to get acquainted with HCS and sometimes provides a stepping stone to other employment opportunities. Contact Ben Gallagher at 802652-2114 for more information. *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply ***

Need to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

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EMPLOYMENT BARTENDING SCHOOL n Hands-on Training n National Certification n Job Assistance

1-888-4drinks

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WAREHOUSE POSITIONS Peregrine Outfitters, an outdoor equipment and accessory distributor currently has openings for positions in the warehouse. The positions offer flexible work schedules, purchase of outdoors products at cost and a team-motivated environment.

Please apply in person, M-F, 9am - 6pm at:

25 Omega Drive Williston, VT

Director/ Coordinator

of Women’s Programs at Northern New England Tradeswomen.

Full-time. Direct job training programs and some direct program coordination.

Job includes program oversight and implementation. Must have strong verbal and written communication skills, be a team player, detail-oriented, computer literate and committed to women’s economic independence. Send cover letter, resume and three letters of reference to:

tgerbode@NNETW.org or fax 802-878-0050 Visit our website at www.nnetw.org.

Two Clinical Positions CASE MANAGER and PSYCHOTHERAPIST Two full-time positions. Great opportunity for an interesting and challenging clinical experience in a supportive work environment. Small caseload of sub acute, residential and/or day treatment clients. Comprehensive program for adults with psychiatric and co-occurring addiction issues. Work as a member of a multidisciplinary team, providing either intensive case management or psychotherapy within a context of a highly structured therapeutic community.

Excellent organizational, clinical, communication and relationship skills needed.

Master’s degree and experience required. License preferred. Full benefits. Salary commensurate with experience.

For information about our program, visit our website at

www.sprucemountaininn.com.

Send letter of interest and resume to: Edwin Levin, LICSW Spruce Mountain Inn PO Box 153 Plainfield, VT 05667 Fax: (802) 454-1008 Email: info@sprucemountaininn.com

employment@sevendaysvt.com CHAMPLAIN VALLEY UNION HIGH SCHOOL

LEAD TEACHER Alternative Education Program We are seeking a dedicated special educator with a commitment to students with language and literacy challenges; a professional who can maximize individual student success in a self-contained program with a goal of maximum inclusion and consultation services as necessary to insure student success.

This professional educator will provide individual and small group instruction to 10-15 students based upon learning needs, utilizing differentiated instruction in core curricular areas as identified in the student’s IEP. This educator will also provide consulting services to other educators as needed to insure the success of each learner in mainstream classes (wellness, practical and fine arts).

The successful candidate will meet the following essential qualifications: • Vermont license as a Special Educator • Experience teaching students with language and literacy disabilities in a classroom environment/setting • Collaboration skills with staff, parents and consultants • Effective writing and monitoring of Individual Educational Programs • Excellent organization and student management skills Please apply by submitting a letter of interest, resume and 3 letters of reference to: Wendy Wells, Administrative Assistant Champlain Valley Union High School 369 CVU Road Hinesburg, VT 05461

Respite Provider 29-year-old man looking for person to do respite every other weekend.

Ideal person would have lots of energy. If you would like to open up your home to a young man give us a call. No children under 18 years of age.

Young man would need to be kept busy. If interested, please call Gordon @ 802-868-3523 x 225.

Contracted Community Support Worker 29-year-old man, who has his own lawn care and snow blowing business, seeks mentor to work with him 25 hours per week. Position available immediately. Ideal person would be retired and have lots of energy. Interested parties will need to be team players.Training provided. For more information, please contact Gordon @ 802-868-3523 x 225.

Outpatient Therapists Interested in being part of a group that includes a supportive team of therapists, coverage of your after-hours emergencies and efficient billing staff? Northwestern Counseling and Support Services is a progressive community mental health center serving Franklin and Grand Isle counties.

We are currently seeking two licensed therapists who have experience treating children, adolescents, adults and families for the following positions: • Full-time Therapist: This fee-for-service position has excellent individual earning potential and a complete benefits package. After-school and some evening hours are a priority, but otherwise the schedule is flexible.

• Part-time Therapist: Licensed therapist willing to work late afternoons and evenings on a contract fee-for-service basis with excellent individual earning potential. Flexibility in scheduling appointments and must be willing to participate in group supervision meetings.

Send letter of interest and resume to NCSS, Inc., HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478.

Shared Living Provider Looking for a couple(s) and/or an individual(s) to share living situations with individuals in need of long-term in-home supports. A variety of opportunities are available; your home (preferably Greater St. Albans area), supported apartment or currently established home or apartment or individual served. Ideal candidates are mature, compassionate, professional and understanding individuals who enjoy working with a team. Awareness of mental health and illness helpful, however not required. This is a great opportunity for a college student or for someone needing to supplement current income. Training and supervision provided. Part-time and/or fulltime positions. Stipend and/or room and board reflective of the situation.

For more information, contact Beebe at (802) 524-6555, ext. 275.

Community-based Life Skills Support Worker Recovery-oriented mental health program seeks dynamic, flexible team player to provide skills of daily living in community settings. Position requires that individuals be willing to work in various settings with individuals with major and persistent mental illness, as well as individuals in recovery from Traumatic Brain Injury. Responsibilities include providing assistance with activities of daily living, such as shopping, transportation, accompaniment to scheduled activities and appointments. Candidates should have a willingness to assist others, be recovery focused, be compassionate and have a nonjudgmental attitude. Ability to work both independently and in a collaborative team environment. Associate’s degree in Human Service field and/or relevant experience required. Please send letter of interest and resume to address below.

107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478 • E.O.E.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Jobs for the Environment

Full- and part-time

FOH LINE COOKS

$250 - $450/week Work with a group of motivated activists to reduce global warming pollution starting at the state level! Mobilize Vermont to invest in energy efficiency and clean energy! Career opportunities available for college grads.

Call Dan: (802) 863-6293

Applicants must have the skill of a Cook and the mentality of a Bartender.

Have to be great with people and work well with others. Perks include great shows (free), ski passes, gym membership and more.

NO CALLS Nectars • 188 Main St. • Burlington

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Shifts available, part-time, 4 pm to midnight and fill-in positions. Programs currently located in Richford, moving to St. Albans.

WILLARD STREET INN 3 days/week

BREAKFAST CHEF including Saturday & Sunday 6am - 2pm Starting immediately.

Experience required.

FRONT DESK STAFF

Call Sarah 802-8483939 or 802-782-4330.

Exciting new restaurant opening in Colchester seeks experienced restaurant help at all positions including

part-time

KITCHEN MANAGER.

Email resume to Info@willardstreetinn.com

Fax Jocelyn at 802-651-8714 or drop off resume at 349 South Willard St. Phone: 651-8710

If you take pride in what you do and you want to have fun at work, call us at T Bones Restaurant and Bar,

802-654-8008.

A Mountain Resort in the European Tradition

Bartender/Server Evenings including weekends/holidays.

Captain Full-time, year-round; Asst. Maitre D’ in all aspects of managing dining room; must have a minimum of 2 years fine dining experience. Must work evenings, weekends, holidays.

Dishwasher Full-time, evening shift.

Guest House Crew Leader Part-time, Saturdays and Sundays.

Guest House Cleaners Part-time, Saturdays.

Housekeeper Full-time, year-round; including weekends.

Laundry Full-time or part-time, year-round; including weekends.

Line Cook Full-time, evening shifts, including weekends.

Pantry Cook Full-time, evening shifts, including weekends.

Reception Supervisor Full-time, year-round; SMS. Host knowledge desired.

Server Part-time, year-round; dinner shifts; fine dining experience and strong knowledge of wine desired.

Apply to: Trapp Family Lodge, HR, PO Box 1428, Stowe, VT 05672 Fax: 253-5757 or online at www.trappfamily.com E.O.E

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Children’s Advocate to provide support, advocacy, educational groups to child witnesses of domestic violence & their mothers.

Will work in community and at shelter. Experience required. FT, wkdays/eves. EOE. For job description: www.whbw.org. Letter and resume by June 10th.

Women Helping Battered Women

WHBW PO Box 1535 Burlington, VT 05402

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Essex Junction School District Essex High School Center for Technology, Essex

2005-06 E DUCATOR VACANCIES We are now accepting applications for the following positions:

English Teacher (.50 to .625 FTE) Physical Education Teacher (.45 FTE) Preschool Teachers (.60 FTE) School Nurse (full-time) Special Educator-Integration Specialist (full-time) For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

EOE

is coming to Burlington

GREAT FOOD, GREAT PEOPLE, & GREAT TIMES Rosita’s is a family-owned Mexican restaurant that prides itself in serving authentic Mexican food made fresh daily, with an emphasis on providing excellence everywhere.

We are currently seeking talented and energetic individuals for the following positions: Line cooks • Salad/pantry Prep cooks/dishwashers Servers • Bartenders Bussers • Host/hostess If you have what it takes to work in our fast-paced and customer-friendly environment, we want to hear from you.

Contact Jason or Steve at 802-583-3858 to schedule an interview, email to: Jason@rositasmexicanfood.com or mail resume to:

Rosita’s 2550 Sugarbush Access Rd. Warren, VT 05674

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EMPLOYMENT Bolton Valley Resort CONTROLLER

Grants Administrator Are you looking for an opportunity to make a difference by working for the homeless population through the McKinney-Vento Homeless Asssistance programs? Vermont State Housing Authority has funding for one year (future funding subject to grant renewals). Position is responsible for the implementation and administration of statewide grant funding and involves consultative, fiscal, adminstrative and technical work.

Individual must have very strong interpersonal skills with the ability to coordinate and work cooperatively with large groups. Excellent organizational and time mangement skills required. Degree plus 3-5 years in financial management, grants adminstration and/or program evaluation, preferably in social service setting. Position is based in Montpelier, although travel is required. VSHA is an EOE that offers a competitive salary and benefits package. Send cover letter and resume to:

HR, Vermont State Housing Authority One Prospect Street Montpelier, VT 05602-3556 Visit our website at www.vsha.org.

Bolton Valley is hiring a successful financial manager to join the BV Team. Qualified candidates should have a CPA or five years specific experience in all facets of accounting and financial reporting, internal controls and accrual accounting, preferably at a ski resort or in the hospitality or retail business. Facilitate preparation of accurate & timely financial reports. Act as liaison between Resort Depts. and Accounting and Finance.

Oversee daily operations of Accounting & Cashiering Depts. Position requires excellent written & oral communications, high level Excel skills, QuickBooks a plus. Experience and knowledge of PC hardware and applications, including MIS and enterprise system, helpful. Salaried, year-round management position, health, TO, Season’s Pass & other benefits. Salary DOE. Submit resume and CV to mlewis@boltonvalley.com.

Need to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

employment@sevendaysvt.com LINE COOK 2

Work for the best! Vermont’s only Life Care Retirement Community invites you to join our Dining Services team. We have a full-time 40-hour/week opportunity for an experienced, quality line cook to join our team as a Line Cook 2. Position provides functional supervision and training to our Cook 1’s and works closely with our Sous Chefs and Head Chef. This position offers a competitive wage, outstanding benefits such as five weeks paid leave accrual year one, fully vested retirement, medical, dental, life and disability insurance, use of on-site amenities such as fitness and aquatic centers and more!

We’re hiring now and fill our positions quickly!

Apply ASAP at our Community Center, 200 Wake Robin Drive, Shelburne, VT 05482 or fax resume to: HR, (802) 264-5146.

Like more info? Call Jayne Tozloski, Director of Dining Services at 264-5110.

EOE

ENTRY-LEVEL INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY POSITIONS Helpdesk Team Leader: Coordinate helpdesk team to provide support to end-users. Respond to inquiries and requests for assistance ensuring delivery and quality resolution in minimal time and work with IS personnel to resolve problems. Must have a solid technical background in PC operating systems and hardware, supervisory skills, and the ability to multitask. 2-4 years experience with an AS degree required or an equivalent combination of education and/or experience. BS degree preferred.

Network Support Assistant: Configure and troubleshoot hardware and software related to LAN. Provide technical support to helpdesk team and assist with the daily maintenance tasks of the network administration team. Must be familiar with multiple hardware and software platforms and have knowledge of commonly used concepts, practices, and procedures of LAN infrastructure. 2-4 years experience and an AS degree required or an equivalent combination of education and/or experience. BS degree preferred.

Submit cover letter, resume and three references by June 10th to: Human Resources, Champlain College PO Box 670, Burlington, VT 05402-0670 or fax 802-860-2772 or email hr@champlain.edu EOE

Join Our Team!

Unit Coordinator RN Position and

RN Weekend Supervisor Position (12-hour Baylor Program 11am - 11pm) Morrisville Center has an opportunity for a special person with our Nursing Department. The Unit Coordinator position requires the candidate to be responsible for the coordination of total customer care. The RN Nurse Coordinator performs professional work in directing and coordinating the nursing unit. The individual must have had advanced training and broad nursing experience including supervisory duties. The work requires administrative ability, knowledge of training techniques, ability to adapt techniques and procedures in accordance with unusual situations, and the exercise of initiative and good judgment.

Staff Development Coordinator Morrisville Center, Genesis HealthCare, is seeking a RN to help expand and develop our staff training programs. The successful candidate will be a selfstarter that will play an instrumental role in implementing a new hire orientation program, coordinating a program to deliver IV care training to all Center nurses, and helping to implement our community health care initiative.

If you love working with people, have at least three years full-time nursing experience, are looking for a leadership role where you can make a real difference working Monday - Friday, we want to talk with you. We offer highly competitive wages, which includes health insurance, life insurance, disability/income protection, paid time off (including vacation, holiday, sick and personal days), tuition reimbursement, and a company-sponsored matching retirement plan in a 401K program.

RNs, LPNs – Full-time Day Positions Morrisville Center, a progressive skilled nursing facility, has an opportunity for a Professional Nursing leader. This is an opportunity to really make a difference with our progressive management team.

***** Sign on bonus of $2000 – day shift ***** for full-time positions Morrisville Center offers: • • • • • • •

Affordable health insurance 401K Vision insurance Dental insurance Generous vacation package Competitive wages Pleasant work environment

WE PAY FOR YOUR EXPERIENCE! If interested, contact:

Kelly Carleton, Administrator 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661 Tel. (802) 888-3131 EOE

Need to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Office Manager/ Bookkeeper

PRESCHOOL TEACHER/DIRECTOR: needed for small, NAEYC accredited preschool in Burlington. B.A./ B.S. in ECE or Elem. Ed. and state teacher licensure required. Please send cover letter, resume & 3 letters of reference to: StoneHouse Center for Early Learning, 86 Lake St., Burlington, VT 05401, Attn: Sherry Yandow or email to: Sherry@ocamhs.com by June 10, 2005. EOE

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Make Ice Cream!

Waterbury, 3rd shift, $10.75/hour.

Great summer jobs!

Call Natalie at 862-6500.

ALLENBROOK HOMES FOR YOUTH Community-based group homes for teens are seeking Awake Overnight staff to supervise youth from 10 pm - 6 am on weekends. This is a great opportunity for a person who wants paid quiet time for reading, homework or other projects. Please contact LuCinda at 802-658-1433 or mail resume and references to:

Allenbrook Homes for Youth 102 Allen Road South Burlington, VT 05403 Criminal record check required.

Small nonprofit serving people with ALS seeks multitalented office support person. Financial entry and reports, database updates, coordinate volunteers and mailings, and keep all stakeholders “in the loop.”

Requires proficiency with QuickBooks or equiv., great oral and written communication and computer skills; highly organized, positive pro-active style.

30 flexible hours/week. Apply with resume and cover letter to: executive.director@alsanne.org by 6/10 or fax to (802) 862-2138. AA/EOE

Substitute Shelter Staff Position

Substitute Shelter Staff positions available in our Family Shelters.

Responsibilities include working with families in shelter to maintain a safe and supportive living environment. Strong communication and crisis management skills a must.

Send cover letter and resume to:

Heather Blondin COTS P.O. Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402 No phone calls accepted.

EOE

Essex Junction School District Westford School District

2005-06 PARAEDUCATOR VACANCIES Weekend Shared Living Provider We are seeking dedicated applicants for a rewarding position supporting an active, engaging individual in the community and in his Burlington home. Weekend position begins either Friday evening or Saturday morning and continues through Monday morning at 7am. This position includes a generous stipend, “asleep” overnights (he likes to sleep in!) and additional support from VNA for assistance with personal care. If you are seeking a rewarding opportunity working with a dynamic individual and a supportive team, please send your resume and cover letter to:

Elizabeth Sightler esightler@cvsvt.org or call 655-0511 for more information.

We are now accepting applications for the following positions:

Classroom Teaching Assistant (6.5 hours/day) Mainstream Teaching Assistant (6.25-6.5 hours/day) Speech Language Assistant (5.2 hours/day) Positions pay $10.88 per hour with an excellent benefits package available.

For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

EOE

Global Leader In Organic Textiles To Hire Key Employee: The Vermont Organic Fiber Co. is looking to fill a key position as General Assistant to the founder and president. The successful candidate for this position will assist in the execution of daily administrative tasks, including: communications with customers and vendors around the world, shipping and receiving, marketing and public relations, cultivating sales opportunities, and general administrative duties.

This is a unique opportunity for a team player with strong organizational, communication, and leadership skills. Strong business PC skill(s) are important (MS Word, Excel, Outlook, ACT!); energy, initiative, attention to detail, and a can-do attitude are essential. This is a chance to be part of a team in a growing company and exciting industry, and for the right candidate an opportunity to grow with the company, with possible future equity opportunities. Starting at 20 hours/week (flexible scheduling), with opportunity to expand to full time.

Please send cover letter, references and resume to:

Vermont Organic Fiber Co., 52 Seymour St., Suite 8 Middlebury, VT 05753, or by email to: info@vtorganicfiber.com

Bookstore Associate

Champlain College Bookstore seeks permanent parttime employee. Position increases to full time 4 months a year. Excellent customer service skills a must. Work in a fast-paced, enjoyable environment with a welltrained, knowledgeable staff. This is an opportunity to learn all aspects of the college bookstore business.

Very few weekend or evening hours required. Great company benefits with growth opportunities.

Apply at Champlain College Bookstore.

Joyce Learning Center 371 Maple Street Burlington, VT 05401

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EMPLOYMENT Senior Account Manager Are you a creative concept person with an intense passion for the web? Propeller seeks an outgoing idea person to develop deep relationships with new and existing top tier clients. The ideal candidate will have at least 5 years of account and/or web production experience with exceptional communication skills and a strong understanding of online business strategy. Must be advanced in production toolsets to include the Macromedia suite and have a strong understanding of the roles and process of Web production and web application development.

WAITSTAFF POSITION 3-4 evenings/week excellent pay Upscale French

Propeller Media Works is a leader in web design and application development, located on Flynn Ave. in Burlington’s southend. Propeller offers competitive wages, benefits and a work environment that can’t be beat. Learn more about us at www.propeller mediaworks.com. Please send cover and resume to jobs@ propelled.com.

Applications accepted 3-5 pm Tuesday - Saturday 5 North Green St., Vergennes More information at www.christophesonthegreen.com

No calls or paper, please.

Are you up for a challenge?

Lamoille Union High School Theater Manager 2005-2006 School Year

Small but rapidly growing Food Co-op in St. Johnsbury, Vermont seeks a dynamic General Manager with a passion for good food, retail experience, knowledge of natural food products, and an understanding of cooperatives.

Part-time theater manager position at Lamoille Union High School for approximately 10 hours per week. Must have ability to operate sound and lighting equipment and schedule theater activities.

Please submit a letter of interest, resume and three current letters of reference

by June 9, 2005 to: Linda St. Cyr Administrative Assistant Lamoille Union High School 736 VT 15 W Hyde Park, VT 05655 E.O.E.

Ideal applicant has strong skills in leadership, small-business finances, marketing, customer service, communication, and time management, as well as a willingness to get down and dirty in the day-to-day David Eyler operation of a vibrant store.

Attn: Board President 930 Mud Hollow Road Concord, VT 05824 millersfare@surfglobal.net

Please send/email cover letter, resume, references and minimum salary requirements.

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Vermont Protection and Advocacy, Inc., a federally funded disability rights organization seeks a skilled administrative assistant, three-quarters to full-time. Position includes providing assistance to the Executive Director in a variety of tasks, and logistical support to advocates, attorneys and board. Applicant must have excellent communication and computer skills and be detail-oriented. Light bookkeeping, general office management, IT support skills and Web design experience preferred. College graduate preferred.

Applicants please send resume and 3 references to Ed Paquin at:

Vermont Protection and Advocacy, Inc. 141 Main St., Suite 7, Montpelier, VT 05601 Faxes are acceptable, 802-229-1359 or via email to epaquin@vtpa.org. No phone calls, please.

VP&A is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Bookkeeper/Admin. Assistant

ESSEX H IGH S CHOOL – ATHLETIC OFFICE Part-time Shared Living Provider Expand and diversify relationships and experiences at home and in the community!

We are seeking a non smoking, active individual or couple interested in sharing their quiet home 4-5 nights per week (your choice of days) with a young, energetic woman.

This is a great opportunity to develop a schedule that meets the needs of the individual and fits with your life.

This position includes a generous tax-free stipend and respite dollars.

For more information, please contact Laura Walker at 655-0511, ext. 123 or email at lwalker@cvsvt.org.

4 employment DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties.

No experience necessary. 802658-1464.

DRIVERS WITH LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464.

EQUIPMENT OPERATORS: Laborers, Truck Drivers, immediate openings, generous compensation. Kingsbury Construction Co., Inc., fax resume 802-496-2212 or call 802-496-2205.

EXPOSE YOURSELF: With one simple phone call, you can reach up to 17 million young, active and educated readers in more than 100 newspapers just like this one. Go to www.aancan.com or call this newspaper for more information. (AAN CAN) GARDEN HELPER: Weeding and such. Dependable youth. $8/hour, 1-day per week. 1-2 hours per day. Call 864-4002.

NETWORKS, an established psychotherapy practice in downtown Burlington, seeks licensed, experienced clinician, full or part-time. Resume to 187 St. Paul St., Burlington, VT 05401.

Full-time (8 hours/day) extended school year (225 day) position available to effectively serve and assist the Athletic office at our Essex High School by coordinating and performing a variety of basic and skilled bookkeeping duties, key administrative and clerical support functions, and event management duties. Position pays $11.86/ hour with excellent benefits. For additional details, qualifications, and application requirements, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us.

EOE

OFFICE MANAGER: Vibrant, nonprofit arts organization is looking for a focused, motivated and organized individual to manage a variety of responsibilities, including the support of administrative and management staff and maintaining database records for personnel, payroll, members and exhibitors. Must be proficient in the use of Access and Excel.

Please send resume and cover letter to Attn: Chris Westerholm, Frog Hollow, Mill St., Middlebury, VT 05753 or email cwesterholm@frog hollow.org.

PART-TIME: Banquet cook, handyman, bartender, banquet wait staff. Full-time: snack bar person, lifeguard(s), tennis instructor. Quarry Hill Club, 862-5200. Apply at 360 Spear St., S. Burlington, between 2-5 p.m.

RETAIL PART-TIME: Sales, decorating advice. Retail experience needed. Some schedule flexibility. Tempo Home Furnishings, Essex, 879-2998.

SALESPERSON, Jewelry Kiosk, University Mall. $7/hour. 802310-1793.

SERVICE ELECTRICIAN: All local work. Electrical license and good driving record required. Excellent pay benefits and bonus. Reliant Electric Works, 863-5513.

MARKETING COORDINATOR Dynamic, creative, talented professional required for this full-time, year-round opportunity to market both the Green Mountain Inn and the Willough Vale Inn on Lake Willoughby. Comprehensive responsibilities include the maintenance/design and assistance with search-engine marketing and advertising programs for two websites, graphic design of all ads and printed collateral, and administrative duties. Working knowledge of Web design software, Quark, PhotoShop, and all MS office products required. Please send resume and salary requirements (no phone calls, please) to: Claire Truso, Director of Marketing Green Mountain Inn, PO Box 60, Stowe, VT 05672 or email to claire@gminn.com.

THE CRAFTSBURY OUTDOOR Center is looking for a parttime marketing coordinator.

The responsibilities for this position include marketing strategy, graphical design, direct mail and data analysis.

Candidates should also be able to work in a team environment, be fluent in MS Access, Excel and Word and have some familiarity with the sports of rowing, running and skiing.

Send a cover letter, resume and three references to chasl@craftsbury.com, or to the Craftsbury Outdoor Center, 535 Lost Nation Rd., Craftsbury Common, VT 05827.

WORK AT HOME: Earn $450$1500 monthly part-time, $2000-$4500 full-time.

We’ll help you fill all that free time.

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All year long, we'll be marking our 25 years of great culinary education in Vermont.

May–June 2005, NECI is offering $25 Anniversary Dinner Specials.

Main Street Grill & Bar Choose a dinner appetizer, entrée and dessert Tuesday–Sunday from our Grill Classics Menu.

Appetizer and entrée are paired with your choice of wine or local beer.* NECI Commons Dine at NECI Commons Sunday–Wednesday (closed Monday) and take advantage of our special, three-course prix fixe dinner menu.* 2005 Wine Spectator Award of Excellence 15% off celebration on selected wines through June.

The Tavern at the Inn at Essex Dine at the Tavern Sunday–Wednesday and choose any two entrées and two desserts from our special menu.* 2005 Wine Spectator Award of Excellence 15% off celebration on selected wines through May.

American bistro featuring seasonal and local fare.

New interpretations of classic cuisine in a warm, elegant setting.

The gathering place for food, fun and drinks.

25 Church Street, Burlington 802.862.6324

70 Essex Way, Essex Junction 802.764.1413

70 Essex Way, Essex Junction 802.764.1489

Regional ingredients, innovative cuisine and gracious service.

Contemporary American fare in a casual atmosphere.

European-style cafe with baked goods, pastries and artisan breads.

118 Main Street, Montpelier 802.229.9202

118 Main Street, Montpelier 802.223.3188

89 Main Street, Montpelier 802.229.0443 *no other discounts apply, some restrictions

Where you learn it by living it. www.neci.edu