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<contents> june 17-24, 2009 vol.14 no.43

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14a School’s Out Forever … in Hancock and Granville Why Is It Called “Burlington International Airport” If You Can’t Fly to Another Country?

Burlington Police Issue Safety “Report Cards” to Parked Vehicles A Panel of Experts Envisions Vermont’s Post-Yankee Energy Options

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18a Town Hall Theater Promotes Itself in a Big Way Women’s Work: Two Artists Talks About the Female Experience “Hyperserialized” Horror Novel Pushes Boundaries of the Book

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Love at First Bite? booKs

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Can Vermont towns tell registered sex offenders where to live?

Health Insurance Rx booKs In a new book, Howard Dean proposes a fix for a dysfunctional system By hoWArd deAn

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Relive Your EngagementRemake Your Ring!

June 17-24, 2009 vol.14 no.43

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Fair Game

Open season on Vermont politics

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News Quirks Odd, strange, curious but true news

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Movie reviews The Girlfriend Experience; The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

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CD reviews Myra Flynn, Crooked Measures; Bridget Martin, Imogen’s Eyes

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< letters> FLANAGAN’S FINE Sen. Flanagan is a hardworking and dedicated legislator [“Continuing Ed,” May 20]. I worked closely with him since his earliest days in elected office, and had daily interaction with him in both Senate Government Operation and Health and Human Services committees. Sen. Flanagan was always respectful to those testifying and had good insight into the issues. He has always worked to help and protect Vermont’s children and elderly; voted to ensure equality for all citizens; and staunchly supported fair treatment and decent wages for Vermont workers. Sen. Flanagan’s voting record demonstrates his commitment to effective government. He has compassion and integrity. He continues to be an effective legislator and advocate for his constituents, and all Vermonters benefit from his service as a legislator.

Annie Noonan MONTPELIER

Noonan was director of the Vermont State Employees Association from 1995 to 2008.

CONSTITUENT COMPLAINT I just read your recent article on Ed Flanagan [“Continuing Ed,” May 20] and am wondering what his constituents think about his performance — beyond reelecting him. Last year I wanted to express my concerns about health insurance to an elected official, and I decided to contact Mr. Flanagan, both because I admired him as a 1x6-vttrading061709 6/16/09

politician and because I thought his own medical history would make his a sympathetic ear.

I called him and left a message.

I believe I called a second time.

Then I emailed him, referring to my earlier phone calls. Never did I get a response in any form. To me, responsiveness to constituents is a pretty basic job requirement for an elected official.

I did not vote for Mr. Flanagan in the last election.

Susan Weiss

eating. One of the leading manufacturers of industrial food chemicals is Dow Chemical. You can give chemicals funny names, like Ferran Adrià, or you can say that they are seaweed extracts, or you can call them by their chemical names like calcium chloride, sodium alginate, Methocel E15, etc. That is what these ingredients are — highly refined industrial chemicals that large food manufacturing corporations have been using for decades — and they have gone largely untested as to

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what the effects are on people when given higher than normal amounts.

Another chef mentioned in the article is Grant Achatz. He is a very talented chef whose abilities go far beyond using these chemicals. It was not mentioned in the article that he is a cancer survivor. He contracted tongue cancer a few years ago from what some speculate was the exposure to high levels of chemicals. He has fully recovered after experimental surgery and was very lucky not to lose his tongue or sense of taste. Which,

after all, is the most important thing when eating.

Doug Paine MARSHFIELD

CORRECTION: In last week’s story about Clarence Davis and his fashion sense [“Dress Code,” June 10] the writer mixed up the military branch in which Davis served: He was in the navy, not the army.

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MUSIC CENTER’S CENTRAL Great piece about our town [“The Other B-Town,” May 27]. But how could you neglect to mention the Brattleboro Music Center — over 50 years old, a hub for classical training and performance, with ties to Marlboro Music Festival and the Vermont Symphony? Kids who go on to careers in pop, alternative and new music often get their early starts at the BMC. Thanks for your good work.

Orion Barber BRATTLEBORO

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT I am writing in response to the recent article on “molecular gastronomy” [“Food Science,” June 10].

Being a chef, I have fallen to the temptation of these intriguing new techniques, but the more research I have done, the more concerned I have become that people are not 12:07 PM Page 1 fully informed about what they are

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» THE REVOLUTION IS BEING TWEETED Opponents of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad have been using an unconventional weapon in their fight against his administration this past weekend — the micro-blogging service Twitter.

Antigovernment protestors have used it to organize demonstrations and to spread the word about the Iranian government’s crackdown in Tehran.

The New York Times reported on this phenomenon on Monday, in an article entitled “Social Networks Spread Defiance Online.” The story describes how protestors are using the Twitter hashtag “#iranelection” to aggregate news about the protests. The Times quotes a sample tweet from the massive stream of information flowing to

the #iranelection channel: “We have no national press coverage in Iran, everyone should help spread Moussavi’s message. One Person = One Broadcaster. #IranElection.”

On the Atlantic’s website, writer Andrew Sullivan has turned over his Daily Dish blog to coverage of the Iranian election and its aftermath. Sullivan is publishing photos, editorial cartoons and video clips of the events unfolding overseas, but he’s also disseminating long lists of tweets. Some excerpts from one of his recent posts: “For those of you who don’t know,

the rally is in Jameh Jam.” “Rally is on. Silent, calm, and peaceful.

This is what we all want! Thanks for everyone who’s there, and who’s watching!” “my cousin in tehran, a girl of 29, was beaten with batten in her legs and can’t participate today because she can’t walk.”

Here at Seven Days, we use Twitter to cover breaking news, too, though our tweets aren’t generally so dramatic. Next Wednesday, “Fair Game” columnist Shay Totten will be live tweeting the Vermont Yankee panel discussion, 6-8 p.m., at the Big Picture Theater in Waitsfield. You can follow his updates at www.twitter.com/shaytotten. And you can find our writers’ Twitter feeds at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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Frodo in Penny Cluseshire Today I decided to take my lunch at Penny Cluse ... As I walked in, I was greeted with the most astounding information. It turns out that I had literally just missed Elijah Wood of Lord of the Rings fame. Apparently, Frodo dines at Penny Cluse on the regs, according to staff at the café. I bet, since he’s done, like, a million other movies, he doesn’t like to be called Frodo.

Sorry, Frodo.

So, what’s Wood doing in our state of verdant peaks? Turns out that Wood is besties with some folks up here, including former Penny Cluse employee James Bellizia, who happens to strum a guitar in the band Heloise & the Savoir Faire, a New York-based quintet on Wood’s Simian Records. Lead singer Heloise Williams went to Middlebury and Joe Shepard, the group’s lead dancer, soft-shoed around Burlington for a while.

Are you seeing the connection now? It’s all becoming clear.

Wood started coming in to Penny Cluse last year when he was up in Vermont for a wedding. His lady at the time was a bridesmaid for the nuptials, so he tagged along. And he got hooked on the Bucket-oSpuds. Or maybe Mama Cruz’s Huevos Rancheros. Or any of the eight million other amazing things on their menu. So now he’s a regular. And by regular, I mean he’s been in there a few times. He loves the joint like he loved that damn ring.

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Facebook 101 I saw the worst thing on Facebook this morning.

If you use Facebook, you’ve probably seen the “Relationship Status” field where users indicate if they’re single, in a relationship, married, etc. You’ve probably also seen your friends switch from “Single” to “In a Relationship” or from “In a Relationship” to “Engaged” — because it gets broadcast to the entire community.

So, this morning, a dear old friend switched his status from “In a Relationship” to “Single.” He’s been in this relationship for years, and he’s probably devastated — and now everyone in his Facebook community knows it.

To make matters horrifyingly worse, a mutual acquaintance from high school commented on his relationship status saying, “OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!”

Don’t let this happen to you. Break-ups are hard enough without them being announced to your entire Facebook community for comment and ridicule. So, if you use Facebook, here’s a public service announcement from me to you:

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n press interviews since the end of the legislative session, Gov. Jim Douglas continues to harp on how the Democratic leadership “walked away” from budget negotiations with his administration.

The Republican tells anyone who will listen that House Speaker Shap Smith and President Pro Tem Peter Shumlin abandoned the negotiating table “two or three times.”

Last week, during an interview with Jane Lindholm on Vermont Public Radio’s “Vermont Edition,” Douglas twice recounted the alleged walkout to listeners.

“In fact, at least three times they literally got up and walked out of the room — walked away from the negotiating table,” Douglas noted early in the interview. Later, when Lindholm asked if he was open to working with legislative leaders, he said, “You bet. Remember, I’m not the one who walked away from the negotiating table two or three times; it was the Democratic leaders. I hope they’ll come back.”

OK, so is it “at least three times” or “two or three times?”

Shumlin and Smith are befuddled by the guv’s characterization of their talks.

In fact, both say they had extensive talks with members of the Douglas team right up until the day of the override vote.

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“I am mystified as to why the governor would choose not to tell the truth,” says Shumlin.

Well, maybe he is telling the truth: Smith and Shumlin had to “walk away” from the table at some point, because the meetings were held on the governor’s turf.

They had to leave the room to go home, right?

Seriously, if the governor were serious about brokering a deal, why wasn’t he personally involved in more of the talks? Both Govs. Richard Snelling, a Republican, and Howard Dean, a Democrat, took time to sit down with lawmakers — often on their own terms and turf. It’s called leadership.

According to a copy of his daily schedule obtained by Seven Days, it doesn’t look like Gov. Douglas set aside any time to meet with legislative leaders between May 25 and the day of the override vote, June 2.

He lists about three hours of “office time” in Montpelier. Five and a half hours of blacked-out private meetings

include 90 minutes on the morning of the override vote. The rest of his time was spent crisscrossing the state, attending various events (including one involving the Ambassador of Tanzania), dragging the media to various public venues (to assail the Democratic budget) and to preside over a sole ribbon-cutting.

Shocking.

Nothing on his schedule suggests he met with lawmakers to avoid a budget showdown. Which, of course, makes it easy for the governor to say he didn’t walk away. Hell, he barely showed up!

“I can’t remember a time in my service in Vermont where anyone has totally misrepresented the facts this way,” notes Shumlin. “To suggest to Vermonters that the speaker and I walked away from negotiations is simply untrue.”

It sure works as a one-liner from the bully pulpit and a fundraising pitch to campaign donors.

But is the public buying it?

If they are, Speaker Smith isn’t getting any pushback.

“I was giving the graduation speech at Milton High School on Saturday, and people came up to me and said, ‘Thank you for standing up to the governor,’” notes Smith. “I was down at a Flag Day ceremony in Bennington on Sunday, and the same thing happened — so I’m not so sure how it’s playing, to be honest.”

Dueling for Dollars — And they’re off!

Well, OK, they’ve been off for months.

A new crop of Democratic candidates for governor, newly released from their duties in Montpelier, are trolling the state for money and support.

Former lieutenant governor and current State Senator Doug Racine appears to be doing his best to make up for lost time in the leg session. He’s hosting two high-profile fundraisers this week — one private, one public.

Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, eldest child of Robert F. Kennedy, will be in Burlington on Saturday for an event at Drink. Townsend was the lite guv of Maryland from 1995 through 2003, and she and Racine got to know each other then.

A private fundraising event earlier that day will feature some big-name Dems.

They’ll gather at the Shelburne home of State Rep. Joan Lenes — located on, appropriately enough, Governor’s Lane.

Joining her will be first-term Rep. Kate Webb, John and Jane Ewing, Lola Van Wagenen and Phil and Joan Hoff. Hoff recently penned an op-ed in the Burlington Free Press announcing his support for Racine. No surprise there, as the former governor is the titular chairman of Racine’s campaign committee.

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The event’s high-profile hostesses include former Gov. Madeleine Kunin, DNC Committeewoman Billi Gosh and Burlington developer Melinda Moulton.

The candidates are trying to raise as much cash as they can in the next few weeks before the mid-July campaign filing deadline.

Is it conceivable that two Democratic candidates could each have six figures in the bank roughly 16 months before the election? That’s almost as much as some Dems raise in an entire election cycle.

And there’s a third Dem in the primary, too. Lamoille Sen. Susan Bartlett is beginning to assemble a team and expects to officially launch her bid in July.

It’s a long way until the next year’s primary, she notes. “This race is going to be a couple of laps,” says Bartlett. “So, I’m happy to let them get warmed up.”

Tiger on the Prowl — Geoffrey Norman started Vermont Tiger two and a half years ago to provide a coun-

current economy, and insists the talk right now about expansion is just that: talk.

The bigger problem is how to sustain the operation Norman envisions.

He sums up, “Nobody has unlocked the Gordian Knot about how to make money on the Internet.”

All Smoke? — Burlington City Council Democrats appear to be more smoke than fire when it comes to standing up to Mayor Bob Kiss.

Two weeks ago, they forced Kiss to withdraw his appointments to run the city’s departments because several had concerns about Larry Kupferman returning as director of the Community and Economic Development Office.

The mayor put those appointments back up for a vote again this week.

Two Democrats singled out Kupferman Monday night and argued against his appointment.

But in the end, only three councilors voted against him, all of them Dems: Councilors Joan Shannon, David Berezniak and Bill Keogh.

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Burlington City Council Democrats appear to be more smoke than fire when it comes to standing up to Mayor Bob Kiss. terbalance to the state’s liberal blogosphere. Now he hopes the conservative-leaning blog can provide more than pithy policy critique and analysis.

As many of the state’s larger, established media outlets such as the Burlington Free Press cut back, Norman wants to make Tiger a full-fledged media enterprise — offering everything from political and business profiles to book and dining reviews.

“Anybody who’s doing anything on the web these days is thinking about what’s next,” Norman says. “As big-time print operations scale back, there are those of us who are in the digital realm thinking there is an opening for us.”

Vermont Tiger already does things most blogs don’t — organize events and issue special reports, for example. Tiger has already held two symposia and published several special reports on education spending.

Talking speculatively, Norman says if he were to find investors — rumor has it he’s looking for $300,000 — the first person he’d hire would be a webmaster.

“I’m not trained to do this.

I’ve got 35 years of magazine experience, and I’d rather be out writing profiles than clicking a mouse,” he says.

Norman says he’s not optimistic about raising money for a new news venture in the

Shannon led the charge against Kupferman, but had nothing concrete to say about his job performance — just that Kiss “had not made the case for his appointment.”

The “mere election of the mayor” by voters to a second term does not give Kiss the right to appoint whomever he wants without the council’s OK, she noted. Especially since voters also put seven Democrats onto the 14-member panel.

Kiss disagreed.

“My reelection was based on my achievements in the prior three years, and they had a lot to do with that success,” said Kiss.

Six city councilors spoke in favor of Kupferman, as did Kiss and Chief Administrative Officer Jonathan Leopold.

Debate on Kupferman’s appointment lasted about 15 minutes. Kupferman is also currently acting as interim human resources director. The previous director resigned her post to move back to the Midwest.

Kiss also announced the appointment of Brian Searles, the airport director, as interim director of city parks and recreation. Kiss decided not to reappoint Wayne Gross to the position. Gross will stay on as a consultant to the city to help manage the many festivals that occur in city parks throughout the summer.

giving the council the money will “buy” him some good will?

Pass the Plate — The Vermont Workers’ Center has raised almost enough cash to replace a two-year, $30,000 grant from a national Catholic foundation.

The VWC lost the money because the group refused to take a stance against abortion.

Since the May 1 rally, the VWC has held its annual celebration and hosted a “Fill the Gap” tour with performers Si Kahn and Scott Ainslie. It has raised more than $28,000.

“There’s been a huge outpouring of support,” says James Haslam, VWC’s director. “Vermonters believe that that when we say health care is a human right, it includes women’s rights.”

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Braun thinks 65 of Hancock’s residents made the wrong call on May 7, when they voted to close this institution and effectively put her out of a job. But it’s not her career that concerns her; it’s the kids, the history of the building, and this small town of 305 souls. “You close a school and you cut off the lifeline of a community,” asserts Braun, who is a resident of nearby Rochester.

Jim Leno, the chair of the Hancock selectboard, disagrees. “I personally don’t think a school makes

grader in the Hancock school. He believes the Village School District works. “But there has been this faction of people who wanted their kids tuitioned out, regardless of the finances,” he says.

Leno is among them. He says he has fond memories of the six years he spent in the Hancock schoolhouse, but adds, “It was a hard adjustment for me to go from a small school setting to a larger school” for middle and high school. Parents in Granville, according to select board chair Vivian Branschofsky, expressed the same concerns about the extremely small class sizes.

Braun doesn’t understand their logic. In her classroom, there are

Once these two schools are shuttered, Elmore will be the only town in Vermont that educates its children in a schoolhouse setting. missing its last class on Thursday afternoon. Once these two schools are shuttered, Elmore will be the only town in Vermont that educates its children in a schoolhouse setting.

Some people — Commissioner of Education Armando Vilaseca among them — call that progress. They believe that Vermont has too many schools and too many teachers, and that education spending is out of control. Others see the current system as expensive but effective; Vermont consistently scores among the top five states on standardized reading and math tests.

And while this so-called “school consolidation” debate has been raging for years, there has been little fundamental change in how education in Vermont is funded and delivered, until now. The tough economy is forcing towns to make hard choices — in the case of Hancock, between raising property taxes and dismantling schools.

At 8:15 on a recent morning, Braun’s eight students are having a breakfast of yogurt, bananas, milk and cereal bars at their round tables in the classroom. A wall of windows looks out on Route 100, the twolane thoroughfare through the Mad River Valley. Soft blues music plays from Braun’s laptop computer while she puts the final touches on the yearbook before it goes to print. A

a town,” he argues. “People make a town.” And if the townspeople want to close a school, he adds, then that’s their prerogative.

Leno has been a proponent of closing the Hancock school for a number of years, “mainly because of costs,” he says. After three years of rising budgets, the 2009-10 numbers projected the expense of keeping the schools open — $773,188 — would exceed the cost of closing them and “tuitioning-out” Hancock students to surrounding schools, at $726,876.

The difference between those options — about $45,000 — may not seem like a lot. But the federal government owns 82 percent of the land in Hancock, in the form of the Green Mountain National Forest, and all of that property is tax exempt.

Last year the feds only contributed $28,000 to the town coffers. In the end, it would have cost each taxpayer in town an additional $600 a year to keep the old schoolhouse going.

But the rationale behind Hancock’s decision was not completely financial, according to Dan Perera, the head of the Hancock school board. “One of questions the board was facing from parents was: ‘Are we providing enough stimuli for the kids if there’s one or two kids per grade?’” he says. Perera, who runs the Easy Street Café and Purple Moon Pub in Waitsfield, has a third-

two kindergartners, one first-grader and five second-graders, and she believes they all learn from one another. “I don’t think you need 30 kids to learn socialization,” she says. “This is like a little, real-life community.”

And small classes are the trend, at least in Vermont. The state has the lowest birth rate in the nation, and this marks the 13th consecutive year of decreasing student enrollments. Questions about the value and financial tenability of small schools aren’t likely to go away.

The state government can’t seem to make up its mind on the issue.

In 1998, a Department of Education report found that students in small schools do as well or better than their counterparts in larger schools. Towns with small schools, it revealed, often have no other place for the community to come together. It concluded that “small schools in Vermont cost more to operate than larger schools but they are worth the investment because of the value they add to student learning and community cohesion.” Based on that report, the state started a small-schools grant program for districts with average grade sizes of 20 students or less, or average enrollments of 100 or less.

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nearly $7 million from the education fund.

At the same time, Education Commissioner Vilaseca has been a vocal critic of an education system that provides 300 schools for fewer than 90,000 students, where there’s one school board member for every 70 students. But he’s not going to force the issue. His spokewoman at the Department of Education, Jill Remick, says, “The commissioner’s point is that if we want to keep our small schools open and we’re happy with the way our students are being edu-

who flies through Burlington — some really well-known people,” but declines to provide any names.

McEwing’s job includes trying to woo new airlines to Burlington and to expand the destination options of existing ones. He says one of

airport. But airlines need exact numbers before they’ll bank on that business. Although BTV has counted Canadian license plates in the parking garage, such research methods don’t fly with domestic carriers who are wary of expanding their service. McEwing says it has

Burlington is an international airport by virtue of the fact that it’s a port of entry … You’d be surprised who flies through Burlington — some really well-known people.

RoBERt MCEwINg, Btv DIRECtoR of PlANNINg & DEvEloPMENt the biggest hurdles — besides the current economic downturn, which has hammered all carriers — is trying to convince airlines there’s a big enough market in Vermont.

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cated, then we can’t complain about the costs. That’s the tradeoff.”

Ultimately, the decision to consolidate schools still rests with the towns, and some have been creative in coming up with alternatives. In 2007, Barnard faced the same challenges as Hancock, but instead of closing the elementary school, the school board and the administration devised a plan to bring in more students. They adopted the Core Knowledge Curriculum, a program designed at the University of Virginia to teach cultural literacy, and

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his is the thing about the Green Mountains: Every season, year after year, I perceive something new that astonishes me and leaves me thinking, How is it even possible that I never noticed this before?

En route to the Trapp Family Lodge in the blush of spring, the newly leafed trees along the highway appeared to be tinted red. I’d heard the Vermont Public Radio weather guy speak of this, but I couldn’t recall observing the phenomenon for myself until this trip. Apparently — science has never been my thing — the leaves are minted with all the boisterous fall colors, but quickly go green as the chlorophyll kicks in. I’ll buy that.

“This is so exciting,” said my customer from the shotgun seat, one Sue Gunderson. She was middle aged and wore a light-pink cardigan sweater. “It’s my first time back to Vermont since the ’60s. I just can’t wait to see the lodge again.”

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“What brings you back?” I asked, brimming with anticipation of some juicy von Trapp morsel. I’ve been fascinated with stories of the family and the lodge ever since I saw The Sound of Music in my childhood. Julie Andrews was the first woman I had the hots for. Climb every mountain, indeed.

“Oh, my goodness,” Sue said, her blue eyes shining. “I worked at the Lodge when I was just a teenager. I waitressed — first at the teahouse, and then they moved me up to the main lodge.”

“Did you get to interact any with Maria?”

“Oh, yah, all the time — or at least when I got my courage up. You know, at dinner, she would sit and talk with every guest. The other thing I remember is how fast she drove around the property. One evening she must have mixed up drive and reverse, or something, and smashed her car into the side of the lodge. I remember we were instructed to never, ever mention it.” Sue paused and chuckled out loud, adding, “I don’t think I’ll get in any trouble at this point, wouldn’tcha think?

The statute of limitations has surely passed.”

“That is a great story,” I said. “If I may ask, why is it you’re coming back now?

Are you meeting people up there?”

“Yes, it’s a special event. One of the von Trapp grandchildren is getting married. It must be a big wedding, because I’m merely cousins with Lynn, the wife of Johannes, who is, I believe, the youngest of the 10 children. He actually met Lynnie the summer I worked there, on a trip down to Boston.”

For a while we rode in silence, broken only by the whooshing of the air through

the slightly cracked rear windows. Behind us, the afternoon sun slid through the western sky. As we turned off the highway and began the trek north on Route 100, I got nosy again. “So, where’d you fly in from?” I asked.

“Oh, I’m from Minnesota. Yah, me and my husband — a couple of Norwegians.”

This was no surprise to me. Every since seeing the movie Fargo, I can pick out folks from the “You Betcha” State. I asked, “So, how’s life in Minnesota these days?”

“Well, I own a B&B, so that keeps me busy, then. Before that — for 25 years, actually — my husband and I had a farm.

I think that was Ben’s greatest passion. He just loved the land. Farming gets a little much as you grow older, though, and neither of our daughters was interested in keeping it going.”

“Well, that’s real sweet,” I said. “You and Ben and the B&B. Sounds cozy.”

My customer’s face dropped.

“Unfortunately, Ben’s had Alzheimer’s for a few years now. For a couple years, I was able to keep him at home, at the inn. I told the guests to lock their doors at night. ‘Ben’s harmless,’ I’d say, ‘but he does tend to wander a bit.’ But then he began to get aggressive. It’s so heartbreaking, because his whole life he was the sweetest, kindest man. He was a guidance counselor when we were first married, and how the kids loved him. Now he hardly knows who I am.”

“Oh, jeez,” I said. “I’m sorry. That must be tough on you. I can’t even imagine.”

My seatmate turned and smiled, bravely, for sure. This is the thing about life I cannot fathom, despite giving it a lot of thought. Bad things happen to bad people, it seems to me, at roughly the same rate as bad things happen to good people. I grasp that we’re all here to work out our destinies, for our souls to evolve, to learn the sometimes difficult lessons of compassion. But all too often, the seemingly arbitrary lesson plan can break your heart.

We were on Barrows Road, passing Stowe High School, when my new friend from Minnesota turned and spoke again.

“Ya know, sometimes the smallest thing makes all the difference in the world.

Like, the last time I visited Ben, I walked into the lounge area and found him sitting in his wheelchair. His face lit up in a big smile and he announced, clear as a bell, ‘There is the love of my life.’”

The blue-eyed woman shook her head and choked up a little.

“Just that little thing,” she continued, her voice quiet but no longer quavering, “made the two-hour drive to Sioux Falls all worth it.” m

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PUBLIC SAFETY

Burlington Police Issue Safety “Report Cards” to Parked Vehicles

Art and Objects from the Lake Champlain Valley

BY KEN PICARD

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ust in time for graduation, patrol officers issued safety inspection “report cards” to unoccupied cars in Burlington last week as part of a new educational program designed to increase public awareness about the risks of vehicle theft and petty larcenies.

Scores of motorists got a failing grade.

The program, launched in conjunction with the Parallel Justice Program and the Community Coalition, rolled out June 1 to coincide with the increase in rental turnovers, as well as the warmer weather, when vehicle larcenies typically spike. According to Deputy Police Chief Walter Decker, Burlington averages “several dozen larcenies a week” this time of year. Property crime across the state jumped 10 percent in 2008 over the year before, according to a report released last week by the Vermont Criminal Information Center.

About 500 parked cars throughout the city were issued safety report cards indicating either a passing or failing grade. Vehicle owners either found a note that read, “Congratulations! We did not observe anything that could increase your chances of becoming a victim of larceny from your vehicle.” Or, “Warning! You could have been the victim of a crime. We noticed one or more of the following safety concerns.”

The note indicated what factors placed the vehicle at greater risk, such as open windows, unlocked doors or high-risk items — iPods, cellphones, purses,

backpacks — left in plain view.

Regardless of the grade, no fines were issued, and Decker assures vehicle owners that the results won’t end up on anyone’s driving record.

He says the public feedback has been mostly positive. However, the idea of getting graded by the cops

their latest artwork, and often get nabbed after posting their recent tags on social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace.

Other times, they’re caught after sending photos of their work to friends or family via cellphones or email.

Interestingly, the demographic

Regardless of the grade, no fines were issued, and Decker assures vehicle owners that the results won’t end up on anyone’s driving record. didn’t sit well with Jodi Whalen, a Henry Street resident who found an “F” on her car. The reason: She left her yoga mat and an old wall map on the back seat of a locked car.

“I understand where they’re coming from, but it felt a bit intrusive,” Whalen says. “What’s next, telling me my skirt is too short?”

Tag, you’re it:

Burlington police have added a new, 21st-century tool to their crime-fighting toolbox: social networking sites.

Apparently, some local graffiti artists — police prefer the less flattering term “vandals” — just can’t resist the temptation to brag about

of Vermont’s graffiti taggers isn’t what most people might assume.

“The average person we’re arresting for a graffiti offense are typically not kids 10 to 14 years of age,” Decker notes. “The average tagger is probably 18 to 22.”

Why? The deputy chief explains that the older offenders have better transportation, more money for buying spray paint and are out later at night. And, presumably, they can lift bigger ladders for those really hard-toreach spots. m

This exhibition has been generously sponsored by the Kalkin Family Exhibitions Endowment Fund, the 1675 Foundation, the Lake Champlain Basin Program, Seven Days, Courtyard by Marriott at Burlington Harbor, and the University of Vermont’s Living/Learning Center and Residential Learning Communities.

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s Vermont Yankee seeks to extend its operating license 20 years beyond its 2012 shutdown date, a group of energy-savvy panelists is assembling at the Big Picture Theater in Waitsfield to discuss Vermont’s power possibilities.

The free event, on June 24, from 6 to 8 p.m., is being touted as “an educational discussion” on Vermont’s energy future and the “political, health, economic and environmental implications of this decision.” For sure, the discussion will be educational — moderating the event is filmmaker Eugene Jarecki, of Why We Fight fame, who’s promising the public at least an hour to ask questions.

“Truly, our agenda is to learn more about the issues and raise overall awareness,” says Marge Keough, who is organizing the event for one of its sponsors, Valley Futures Network. “We’re not coming at it with a pro- or anti-nuke stance. We’re coming at it to learn more about the issues.”

Nevertheless, the choice of panelists suggests that the 37-yearold nuke plant in Vernon is in for a rough night, especially as no one will be representing Vermont Yankee or its owner, Entergy Nuclear.

The panelists include several critics of the industry, including Dr. Nancy Chickering with Physicians For Social Responsibility and James Moore, a clean-energy advocate

with Vermont Public Interest Research Group. Both groups oppose nuclear power in principle. Lawrence Mott, the third panelist, is managing director of New Generation Partners and has spent nearly

lapse has become a symbol of the anti-nuke argument. Recently, Gundersen was hired by the Vermont legislature to make sure Entergy complies with the oversight panel’s recommendations.

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Then there’s Arnie Gundersen, a nuclear engineer and member of the Vermont Yankee Oversight Panel. Though Gundersen isn’t against all nuclear power per se, the former industry whistleblower and legal expert says he plans to speak about why Vermont Yankee couldn’t be built today under current safety standards. He’ll also offer an example of how Entergy “dropped the ball” on its cooling tower problems, which he says the company knew about for years — a photo of the August 2007 col-

Only Rep. Adam Greshin, an independent from the Mad River Valley and partner in the company that owns the Sugarbush Resort in Warren, is the nuclear wildcard. A first-term lawmaker, Greshin voted against a bill that would have required Vermont Yankee’s new owner to increase contributions to its decommissioning fund by the time the plant is sold.

That bill, which passed both houses, was vetoed by the governor.

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ARTS FUNDING

Town Hall Theater Promotes Itself in a Big Way

BY PAMELA POLSTON

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ot ape? Middlebury’s Town Hall Theater does: King Kong, climbing up the side of its building. Actually, make that King Kong Jr. — he’s a miniature of the behemoth from Skull Island — and he’s not scaling the building so much as tethered there. But whatever.

This gorilla is the mascot, you might say, of a clever marketing campaign for THT’s 2009-10 membership drive. And he does look ferocious, in a cuddly sort of way. With the slogan “Be Part of Something Big,” the restored venue’s officials aim to “scare up” 500 memberships this summer. THT executive director Doug

Kong will scale the tower as donations roll in — call him a gorilla thermometer.

Anderson says that about 100 have pitched in already, perhaps inspired by Kong’s appearance in Middlebury’s Memorial Day parade. Anderson dressed as an old-time movie director, he says, while some anonymous dude got to sweat inside an ape suit.

“It’s a jungle out there,” Anderson quips, referring to the masses of fundraising letters most of us receive in our mailboxes throughout the year. “I get five a week and tend not to open them,” he confesses. “Any time you’re trying to fundraise, you have to cut through the clutter.”

This drive does include a mailer, but it easily stands out from those in plain envelopes. Middlebury graphic

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designer Jory Raphael of Sensible World created a dramatic collectible piece in the style of a classic movie poster, showing Kong perched on the Town Hall Theater. And, by the way, Kong will scale the tower as donations roll in — call him a gorilla thermometer.

With any luck, he’ll make it to the target “500” number posted at the top.

Anderson says he’s not sure who first thought of employing Kong at a THT brainstorming session, but once the idea came, “things just started falling into place.” One of those things is a screening, this Saturday, June 20, of the original 1933 King Kong, with Fay Wray as the beauty who attracts the beast. “It’s the first film with a score written specifically for it [by Max Steiner],” Anderson says. “The effects are really great for 1933.”

The admission is a Depression-era throwback, too: 25 cents. But that’s a bennie for the theatergoing public. Anderson is hoping folks will turn into donors at $50 to $5000 a pop. “We wouldn’t mind if someone gave more,” he clarifies. “Theater organizations are always looking for that one big underwriter.” Of course, there are perks at each level of giving. At $1000, for ex-

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t’s rare to hear young women today describe themselves as feminists. By the time they came of age, feminism was largely seen as having achieved the goals of the movement’s second wave. And it was associated with the dated stereotypes of their more radical sisters (or, more likely, mothers) who eschewed shaving and viewed men as oppressors. But some younger women still recognize the need for continued dialogue on what it means to be female. These include installation artists Wylie Sofia Garcia and Tara Jensen, who are both currently showing work at the Firehouse Gallery in Burlington.

Garcia, 29, and Jensen, 27, have known each other personally and professionally for years. They say they have always respected each other’s work and felt a sort of kinship — perhaps because they both deal with issues of femininity and the female condition, albeit in different ways. Jensen, of Montpelier, has been the artist-in-residence at the Firehouse since April. Burlington-based Garcia recently opened a new show called “Uncharted Territories” with her husband, Clark Derbes, and Massachusetts artist Ted Ollier.

During their time at the gallery, the women have talked a lot about what it means to be female and the intersection between gender and art. During one of their conversations, Jensen asked Garcia if she was a feminist. Though her textile works deal with the “human condition of being a woman,” Garcia says, she balked at the question. “I’m more hesitant to call myself a feminist, even though, underlying everything, that’s what I’m doing,” she admits.

Jensen, who comes from an academic background in queer and feminist theory, finds it easier to pin that label on herself. “I do call myself a feminist. I think it’s important to give a face and a voice to it,” she says. “I do it for historical reasons. A lot of people have fought hard for what I have today.”

Regardless of descriptors, both artists say they want their emotional experiences as women to be validated, and one way they seek to achieve that is through their art.

Garcia’s work with fabrics pays homage to the days

ample, “You can come to a quarterly preview cocktail party where I talk about what’s going to happen [at the theater], and the performers are there,” Anderson explains.

If the theater’s first year in business is any indication, that list of coming attractions will be long.

The venue has hosted 43 performances, 16 concerts, six dances, five gallery openings, 15 Middlebury College events, nine Metropolitan Opera in HD events, and much more since officially opening some 12 months ago.

“Attendance at all of our events has been phenomenal,” Anderson boasts. The nine-year physical restoration of THT (originally constructed in 1884) indicates how the community has rallied for culture. The place is the centerpiece of an artistic renaissance that includes several new galleries in town.

To that point, the brand-new Middlebury Studio School is holding a fundraiser this Saturday, too, in the former Frog Hollow pottery studio. Ceramic works by students, instructors and local artists will be for sale all day, along with garage-sale items.

Across the street, Anderson hopes, King Kong will be climbing the walls.  Middlebury Town Hall Theater screens King Kong on Saturday, June 20, at 2 and 8 p.m. Tickets available at the door or by calling 382-9222. For information about the fundraising drive, or to obtain the King Kong poster, call 388-1436. www.townhalltheater.org The Middlebury Studio School fundraiser/sale also takes place Saturday, June 20, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., at 1 Mill Street. Info, 247-3702.

of quilting bees when women would work together on a project. Her large-scale, hand-stitched pieces incorporate lace, ruffles and satin in warm colors to give them a visceral quality, but they’re far from traditional quilts.

She describes her large, canopy-like piece in the gallery’s back room as “sexy guts.”

“The softness and formality of it give people an entryway into serious and intense themes,” says Garcia, who was working on the piece while she was pregnant and after her son was born.

Jensen’s work also addresses female issues such as birth, abortion and menstruation, but in a different medium. During her residency, she has created a body of work called “Heavy Flow,” which features a “witch hut” made from sticks and silk-screened fabric and filled with handmade dolls and papier-mâché creatures.

The hut represents Jensen’s need for female guidance at a difficult time in her life, she says.

In November — the month in which Garcia gave birth to her first child — Jensen terminated a pregnancy.

That experience, including the trauma and the clinical nature of the procedure, comes through in her work. The “witch hut” is lined with pennyroyal and blue and black cohosh — herbs traditionally used as abortifacients.

“I looked at the witch as a social gatekeeper between nature and society, between birth and death, between how to heal and how to grieve,” Jensen says.

Being under the same roof has given Garcia and Jensen opportunities to talk about their parallel lives, about the common themes in their work, and about being women in their twenties. “It hit us this year: Fuck, we’re women!” Jensen says. “These things are happening in our late twenties, and now we have to speak to that.

The most important thing is that we keep talking and everything is laid out on the table.”  Tara Jensen’s “Heavy Flow” closing party and studio sale is June 20 at the Firehouse Gallery, fourth floor, Burlington, noon to 7 p.m. “Uncharted Territories” is on view at the Firehouse Gallery through August 1. Info, 865-7165. www.burlingtoncityarts.com

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BOOKS/MEDIA

“Hyperserialized” Horror Novel Pushes Boundaries of the Book

BY MARGOT HARRISON

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ost people are comfortable with the concept of a book on CD or MP3. But a book on DVD? One you hear, read and watch?

Right now that’s the best way to describe Sandgate resident Hasso Wuerslin’s The DeadBooks. It started its life as a self-published sci-fi/horror novel. But over the course of eight laborious years, it morphed into an experiment in combining text, images and music in cyberspace that drew the attention of media outlets from Vermont Public Radio to a Wired magazine blogger.

DeadBooks is a “hyperserialized” novel with 38 chapters. Click on a free sample on Wuerslin’s site (deadbooks.com/map), and you’ll enter the town of Landsgate, Vermont, where creepy stuff always seems to be happening. Wuerslin’s voice reads patches of on-screen text, illustrated by a surreal collage of Flash-animated pics and scored with the (usually) sinister sounds of bands the author recruited from all over the world. Thirty nonprofessional actors speak the dialogue.

Sometimes the viewer is instructed to read a longer passage silently.

The novel’s plot makes “Twin Peaks” look straightforward: Expect ghosts, aliens, detectives and leaps in space and time. The images are very Stephen King meets heavy metal. But the overall experience is oddly hypnotic.

Everybody agrees that DeadBooks is ahead of its time — maybe even a glimpse at the future of a struggling print culture.

The problem is, right now, no one’s buying it.

Wuerslin, 48, is a native Vermonter who went to L.A. nearly two decades ago to try his luck in the movie biz. Three years later he returned, but he kept on acting (appearing in two films from David Giancola’s Edgewood Studios in Rutland) and writing. When his agent couldn’t sell his horror novel, he made a radical decision. As he told the blog Zombo’s Closet of Horror last year, “I remember going to a self-publishing site and seeing the hundreds and hundreds of horror novels available for sale. Impossible to breathe. So I decided to kill something — my books. And that led to a rebirth.”

Wuerslin “became a vicious editor” of his prose. He pared each page down and turned it into a digital “canvas.” He taught himself web design, gathered a soundtrack of 150 songs and turned his friends and neighbors into actors. In August 2008, he stuck his finished “hyperbook” on the web and offered it for download — at a price. He hired a publicist and got some press.

But, though Wuerslin “thinks maybe 3000 people have seen” his site, the customers failed to materialize. He says he soon realized that the readers most likely to download a book — teens and young adults — were also the ones least likely to pay for it. So he repackaged DeadBooks as a 10-hour DVD and put it on sale for $9.95.

Wuerslin, who bartended while making Deadbooks and is training for a new career in web design, says he’s “not planning to make another of these. It took so long, and I don’t have a payback.” A student of demographics, he suspects the older readers who typically buy long horror novels just aren’t ready to give up paper and ink. Yet it’s hard to deny he’s on to something. Back in 2001, when Wuerslin created his first multimedia “book trailer” for DeadBooks, the Hollywood Reporter quoted him as saying such clips would become a routine marketing device. Today, they are. (Chris Bohjalian used one for Before You Know Kindness in 2005.)

But watching a trailer is one thing; experiencing a multimedia book is something else. Maybe it’s not a book at all. “Either this project really sucks, or I may have just created something that doesn’t have a place yet in society,” Wuerslin reflects, then compares himself with “the guy who made the Segway. There is no place it fits yet in our society as we built it.”

But one day, he believes, someone will figure out how to make hyperbooks into big business. “I’m dying to see what people do once it gets picked up,” Wuerslin says. “I’m a little artist, and I don’t have a lot of money. I have to sit back and wait for this thing to become someone else’s idea.” 

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Book review: Milk Teeth

B Story Amy LiLLy image courtesy of giLLiAn rAndALL Milk Teeth: A Memoir of a Woman and Her Dog by robbie Pfeufer Kahn, rutgers University Press, 335 pages. $24.95.

Kahn reads on Saturday, June 27, at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 1-2 p.m.

y title alone, Milk Teeth: A Memoir of a Woman and Her Dog would seem to fall into the same cutesy genre as John Grogan’s bestselling 2005 memoir Marley and Me. Though it does feature a deviantly behaved Lab and a plethora of lessons on life and love, Robbie Pfeufer Kahn’s meditative, soul-searching book couldn’t be more different.

For one thing, Kahn is a feminist sociologist and University of Vermont professor for whom “memoir” means methodical, wrenching, scholarly self-examination, not an occasion for witty entertainment. Written as a daily journal Kahn kept from January 1997 through January 1998, Milk Teeth documents her first year with Laska, a spirited black Lab puppy.

This is Kahn’s second Lab; her first was mild-mannered Sarah, purchased for her son Levin. But Laska’s mischievous ways affect the author in ways Sarah never did: They resurrect difficult memories from Kahn’s own prelingual childhood. As she puts it, Laska’s teeth “chewed right through the cellar door where my childhood self was still locked up.”

When the 12-week-old puppy bares her teeth at Kahn or eats her poop for the umpteenth time, the author “shak[es] with a scared rage.” She finds herself delivering a disciplinary blow with too much force or “attribut[ing] dark motivations” to the dog for her “lack of kindness” — though most of Laska’s antics seem like typical puppy behavior.

Painful memories surface as a result of these interactions. The author recalls being a humiliated 2-year-old photographed by her father as she sat strapped to the toilet seat in a training harness. She can’t shake memories of being dressed in frilly smocks by an unloving, depressed mother who was indifferent to her preference for overalls.

Kahn’s relationship with her parents is still difficult; at 56, she writes, she has been estranged from them for three and a half years. But the author deals with these deeply unsettling developments in

typical academic fashion: She researches them from every angle. Long passages from scholarly works on psychoanalysis, child abuse, animal abuse, cultural studies, Buddhism and even Karl Marx populate her journal entries.

Thanks perhaps to her role as teacher, Kahn excels at explaining things — from the origins of Chanukah to the history of the domestication of animals. Occasionally she carries the didacticism too far, inserting whole conversations that sound awkward and merely convey an agenda. For the most part, though, the book appeals with its fine prose. The journal entries often have a raw power, their feel of authenticity enhanced

by Kahn’s literary flair.

The journal format may suit Kahn’s purposes because it’s the most honest approach, but one wishes she had melded the days into a narrative driven by realizations rather than by the calendar. Some entries seem like daily exercises the author performed to ward off writer’s block.

Despite the author’s unrelenting self-scrutiny, there are some puzzling blind spots. Kahn laments the high rates of pet dog abandonment, the low rates of adoption and the fact that 5 to 10 million dogs are killed each year to make more room in animal shelters. Yet she pays a breeder for a pedigreed dog.

Perhaps it’s out of line to criticize other people’s financial decisions, but Kahn herself takes her parents to task for one of theirs, attributing the estrangement to their curt withdrawal of regular funds when she was in her early fifties.

For Kahn, the money issue is part of her parents’ lifelong pattern of withholding love. And the epilogue records an extraordinary conversation between the author and her aging mother that reveals she is not far off the mark. Ultimately, though, Kahn comes to terms with her past and present in unorthodox ways that will surprise any reader with common assumptions about parent-child relationships. And, don’t worry, Laska turns out fine. m

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Curses, Foiled Again After robbing a bank in Cornwall Bridge, Conn., Jason Durant, 32, tumbled down a steep embankment behind the bank, crashing into a snowplow blade at the bottom and breaking his leg in several places.

The Waterbury Republican-American reported he also lost his gun and the stolen money, leaving him with only $2.

He managed to reach his getaway car and drove to the hospital, where the medical staff, having been given a description of the robber and his likely injuries, called the police.

• Despite a robber’s attempt to conceal his identity with sunglasses and a hooded jacket, a teller at a bank in Fort Worth, Texas, had no trouble recognizing Larry D. Cumby, 25. “He works at another

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in Boulder, Colo., said a restaurant employee was washing the restaurant’s windows when a man walked up behind him holding a knife and demanded money. The employee brandished a squeegee, and the would-be robber fled.

A• manda Watkins, 26, told police in Greeley, Colo., that when she told a 3-year-old boy to stop hurting a cat, the boy’s mother attacked and beat her with a child’s metal scooter, then fled.

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“Usually they’re putting them in front of the doors of their houses, not to kill, but to scare them.”

In one case, police said a Shiite man, who wanted to marry the daughter of his family’s Sunni neighbor but was rejected, planted a bomb in front of his own house and accused the neighbors of being Sunni terrorists, No arrests were made, and the bomb turned out to be a dud.

Then the man planted a second bomb, which exploded and damaged both houses. The Shiite family was forced to flee after receiving death threats, but as they left, they sprayed the Sunni family’s house with automatic-weapons fire.

getting inquiries from individuals. To keep up with demand, he now breeds 35 wallabies a year, but said, “If I had 100, I could easily get rid of them.” Wallabies cost from $237 for a male to $1108 for a female. Albino wallabies sell for $791 for a male, $1583 for a female.

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starvation death of a disabled teenager in Philadelphia and subsequent charges against her caseworker and a supervisor for making “ghost visits” to the family’s home, federal authorities charged four social workers and four founders of the company responsible for making home visits to needy families. The company, MultiEthnic Behavioral Services, had a $1 million-a-year contract with the city.

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• In 2008 a New York subway conductor with a black belt took on three muggers and won.

Unfortunately, he also killed a good Samaritan who tried to help out.

• In 2008 an ex-firefighter trained in an American martial art called bojuka subdued a neighbor who pulled a .45 on him by smashing the gun butt repeatedly into the guy’s head.

• In 1989 a blind man was forced to use his martial arts training to defend himself from police who attacked him when they mistook his folded cane for a set of nunchucks.

OK, the last fellow lost his fight, and yes, he’s not much of an argument for the usefulness of martial arts training in staying out of trouble. However, the more interesting observation is that, of the cases I dug up, 60 percent of those who used martial arts to smack down an attacker (even if only temporarily) were blind or elderly.

Sure, maybe only the man-bitesdog cases find their way into news accounts. But it’s tempting to say blind and/or elderly + martial arts training = decent chance of kicking bad-guy ass.

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• Another 10-year study of victim response in 27,595 crimes (assault, sexual assault, robbery, larceny and burglary) showed across the board that resisting resulted in less injury than not resisting. Similarly, studies have found that resisting reduces the likelihood of an attempted crime succeeding. For example, the chance of a would-be robber pulling it off drops somewhere between 20 and 48 percent.

These conclusions remain controversial, and nobody’s saying a kid with three months of karate classes is equipped to fend off a determined mugger. The main advantages of martial arts training are the same as for any sport — physical fitness and increased confidence. However, to the extent it encourages your son to be more aware of his surroundings and think how he’d respond if bad things were to happen … well, that’s a useful life skill for plenty of venues, not just the street.

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Generalizing from anecdotes is a temptation we need to resist, of course. But there isn’t much else to go on. My assistants Una and Gfactor couldn’t find any reliable studies in the last 30 years on the benefit of martial arts training in combat situations. For what it’s worth, though, research on the more fundamental question of whether crime victims should fight back suggests that resistance, far from being futile, may do you some good:

• A study of 3206 assaults against women between 1992 and 1995 showed that women who fought back early in the attack were half as likely to be injured, and 75 percent of women queried reported that fighting back helped. An earlier study using data from the ’70s found that women who resisted had less likelihood of being raped and 86 percent sustained no serious injury as a result — which, I suppose, means 14 percent did sustain serious injury.

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Granted, David wasn’t using karate, and there’s no question the introduction of firearms into the situation tends to skew the odds.

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Dear Cecil, My son just finished a three-month karate class. Last night he asked me if karate really would help someone defeat a larger, stronger opponent.

I told him I honestly never heard of anyone using any martial art to win a fight outside of a movie. You would think here in New York, with so many muggings (at least at one time) and other violent crimes, there would be stories of people using martial arts to defend themselves. But all we got is Bernie Goetz, and he had a gun. So in all of recorded history, has a skinny black belt ever beaten up a beefy weightlifter? My son’s future athletic choices may depend on it.

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hris and Amy Hagan spent two months looking for the perfect apartment in Barre. It had to have two bedrooms to accommodate their two young children. It had to be dog- and cat-friendly, and the rent had to be low enough to conform to the requirements of Section 8 subsidized housing.

Their dream place turned out to be a tidy, suburban-style apartment on the outskirts of Barre with beige carpeting and a living room big enough for piles of kids’ toys. But they had barely signed the lease on the place when the City of Barre told them they had to get out.

The problem: Their second-story apartment is within 1000 feet of two parks, and Chris Hagan is a convicted sex offender. Barre’s Child Safety Ordinance prohibits sex offenders from living within 1000 feet of schools and recreation facilities such as parks and playgrounds.

The Hagans believe that’s misguided.

“I made a mistake years ago, went to prison and paid my dues,” says Hagan, 29. “Now my wife and children are being punished.”

“My husband is not a rapist and he’s not a pedophile,” Amy Hagan chimes in. “He’s a good husband and a loving father. He’s no threat to anybody.”

Hagan, with the help of the American Civil Liberties Union of Vermont, has taken the City of Barre to court, arguing that state law does not grant cities and towns the right to impose such sex offender residency ordinances, which now exist in Barre and Rutland.

But Barre Mayor Thom Lauzon says the ordinance is legal because the city is relying on its zoning bylaws to create the buffer zones. Moreover, he says the document was drafted in such a way that it would not force sex offenders to leave the city, just to move out of the exclusion zones.

“Ordinances have failed nationally

when they’ve been drafted to preclude sex offenders from living in a city,” explains Lauzon. “We have plenty of neighborhoods where sex offenders can live. My neighborhood is not within a buffer zone.”

At the moment, both the efficacy and the legality of residency restrictions are being tested.

“It’s important to challenge those ordinances because we think they’re unconstitutional and against state

Chris and Amy Hagan outside their apartment in Barre.

My husband is not a rapist and he’s not a pedophile.

He’s a good husband and a loving father. He’s no threat to anybody.

Amy Hagan

law,” says Allen Gilbert, executive director of the Vermont ACLU. “We also think they’re counterproductive because they can force offenders to go underground.”

As a practical matter, says Gilbert, such restrictions force sex offenders to live in outlying areas where jobs and social services may be scarce. “How are you going to rehabilitate somebody if that person can’t get a job or services?” he wonders. “That’s setting up a situation for the person to reoffend.”

But Lauzon said he has seen “no evidence that restrictions can make the situation worse. People say that, but when I ask to see a study, they fade into the shadows.

“I don’t buy the argument that restrictions drive offenders underground,” the mayor continues. “We’re asking them to move a quarter-mile down the road. We’re not trying to deprive them of services.”

Chris Hagan’s problems began more than a decade ago, when he was 18 and had sexual relations with a 15-year-old girl — “a friend,” he says.

“I knew her a little.” At the time, he admits, he was strung out on heroin and heavily into hallucinogens. Three years later, the young woman reported the encounter to Burlington police.

She said it began consensually, but that Hagan refused to stop when she said no.

For his part, Hagan says he has no memory of that night. “I don’t know what happened,” he says, “but I took accountability.” He pled guilty to lewd and lascivious behavior.

Although he spent three and a half years in jail, maxing out his sentence, Hagan has discovered that his punishment hasn’t ended. Although he believed — and court records confirm — he was pleading guilty to a misdemeanor, he later learned that lewd and lascivious behavior is a felony in Vermont. By the time he got out of

SEVEN DAYS | june 17-24, 2009 | feature 23A prison, his credit was shot because of bills he didn’t pay during his incarceration. “I lost a job at IHOP because of my status as a felon,” he says. “I can’t do truck driving, and I can’t be a teacher, which is what I’d really like to do. I started at a school for hairstylists, but I can’t be licensed as a cosmetologist.”

Hagan’s situation illustrates how sex offenders — even those who have served their full prison terms — have become social pariahs all across the country.

Recently, stories have surfaced about sex offenders being forced to live under a bridge in Miami, in cars in San Francisco, and tents in Iowa. Many cities and towns don’t want them around.

Some, like James Oney, are being held in jail until they can find places to live. In April, Oney, 37, challenged Rutland’s city residency restrictions, which apply only to child sex offenders. Oney was convicted of lewd and lascivious conduct with a child in 1991. A convicted arsonist as well, he currently is serving time in the Chittenden County Correctional Center, but his goal is to get home to Rutland.

The Prisoners’ Rights Office is assisting Oney in his suit. Rory Malone is the attorney assigned to the case. Malone, who says he instructed Oney not to speak to the press, did not return numerous phone calls.

As of January 2009, 2470 people were listed on Vermont’s overall sex offender registry, according to statistics published by the Vermont Criminal Information Center.

Of those, some 20 percent now appear on the state’s “Internet Sex Offender Registry,” either because of the severity of the crime they committed or because there’s a high probability they’ll reoffend. Some who appear on the online registry have failed to comply with treatment; some have simply disappeared. This year, the legislature expanded the crime categories that can land a sex offender on the searchable registry. As a result, the number on the Internet registry is expected to jump from 20 percent of all sex offenders in the state to 80 percent.

In other words, the intensity of exposure the state imposes on sex offenders is different depending on whether the perp is a pedophile who molests young children, or a rapist who aggressively violates adult women, or an 18-year-old who has sex with a 15-year-old. But the residency ordinances make no such distinctions. Any sex offender, regardless of his or her crime, is subject to the restrictions, even those who have completed the state’s respected Vermont Sex Offender Treatment Program and “have relatively low recidivism, statistically speaking,” according to Max Schleuter of the VCIC. Sex offenders don’t conform to a stereotype. While the public perception is that they are strangers preying on young children, the facts — and the efficacy of efforts to segregate them from everyone else — seem to be at odds with that image.

For one thing, notes Gilbert, “90 percent of all sex offenses committed against children are perpetrated by friends and family members. That’s where the problem is, not with strangers.”

“No Easy Answers,” a report published

by Human Rights Watch in 2007, takes issue with the notion that imposing residency restrictions can prevent sex crimes. In fact, the authors argue, “among laws targeting sex offenders living in the community, residency restrictions may be the harshest as well as the most arbitrary.

The laws can banish registrants from their already established homes, keep them from living with their families, and make entire

towns off-limits to them, forcing them to live in isolated rural areas.”

At the same time, the researchers found “no evidence that prohibiting sex offenders from living near where children gather will protect children from sexual violence.

Indeed, the limited research to date suggests the contrary: A child molester who does offend again is as likely to victimize a child found far from his home as he is one who lives or plays nearby.” A study by the Minnesota Department of Corrections found that “individuals who committed another sex crime against a child made contact with their victim through a social relationship.”

Another report — done by the National Association to End Sexual Violence — reached the same conclusion, noting that

cluded that “residency restrictions are having unintended consequences that decrease public safety. For example, Iowa Department of Public Safety statistics show that the number of sex offenders who are unaccounted for has doubled since a residency restriction law went into effect in June 2005.

“Sex offenders who continually move or become homeless as a result of residency restrictions are more difficult to supervise and monitor, thereby increasing the risk of reoffense … Because residency requirements cause instability, which may increase the risk of reoffense, NAESV opposes residency restrictions.”

Even the Vermont League of Cities and Towns, to which Barre and Rutland belong, is not prepared to defend restric-

The Garfield Playground, not far from Chris Hagan’s apartment in Barre.

When cities and towns ask us if restrictions are legal, we’ve come to the conclusion that they are. But we also point out to them that research and data show these are not the most effective tools to ensure public safety.

Trevor Lashua, senior legislative associate, VLCT

some restrictions are so broad as to prevent sex offenders from using group homes, homeless shelters and hurricane shelters.

“There is no evidence that these laws protect children,” the authors wrote, citing studies in Minnesota and Colorado that “found no relationship between sex offense recidivism and sex offenders’ proximity to schools or other places where children congregate.”

Moreover, the NAESV study con-

tions as good policy. “We’ve looked at the issue from two viewpoints,” says Trevor Lashua, senior legislative associate at the VLCT. “When cities and towns ask us if restrictions are legal, we’ve come to the conclusion that they are. But we also point out to them that research and data show these are not the most effective tools to ensure public safety.”

Last summer, the VLCT fielded

questions from many towns in the wake of the Brooke Bennett murder, says Lashua, adding, “The most concern came from the service-center towns like Barre and Rutland, where there is housing and social services.”

But Mayor Lauzon disputes the idea that Barre’s restrictions were a reaction to the murder of 12-year-old Brooke Bennett, whose body was found in a shallow grave in Randolph last July. “This ordinance was first presented the evening before Brooke Bennett went missing,” he says. “This was in response to our perception that a disproportionate number of sex offenders were being placed in Barre City. We had candid discussions with some Department of Corrections employees who told us that even some offenders who maxed out shouldn’t be out of prison. It was a cause for concern.”

Chris Hagan went before the Barre City Council to ask for a waiver of the restrictions, but his request was denied.

Lauzon recalls that “Mr. Hagan’s version of events is in conflict with the record. He told us that he had consensual sex with a young woman. He did not tell us he was convicted of lewd and lascivious conduct.

We’re asking for a complete disclosure of the documents, and we haven’t gotten them as yet.”

A bill recently passed by the Vermont legislature reflects the conflicts of information and the political hazards inherent in appearing to defend sex offenders. In S.13, which became Act 1, state legislators took note of the apparent inefficacy of residency ordinances, warning that “such policies could have a negative impact on public safety in our rural state by isolating offenders or driving them underground.”

The authors of “Local Community Sex Offender Residency Restrictions” went on to say that “research has shown that sex offender residency restrictions are unlikely to deter sex offenders from committing new crimes and should not be considered a viable public safety strategy.”

But in the end, they chose not to prohibit municipal ordinances, instead requesting “that the Vermont League of Cities and Towns, Inc. work proactively with local communities to ensure they are receiving accurate and substantive information about the lack of efficacy of such laws and to encourage communities to focus on prevention and other strategies to improve community safety.”

“I’m not sure exactly what that means,” says Barre City Manager John Craig. “I don’t know what they’re telling us to do.”

For Hagan and his family, the uncertainty is taking a toll. Amy Hagan says she loves her new apartment and wants to stay, but the couple faces a $500-a-day fine if they fail to move out when the city says.

The Hagans have signed a lease through September and risk losing a $1000 deposit if they break it. Hagan would forfeit his family’s housing subsidy if he moved out on his own.

At the moment, the City of Barre has stayed enforcement of the ordinance until the case is decided in Washington Superior Court. At the June 11 hearing, says Gilbert, Vermont District Judge Helen Toor heard arguments from both sides on a preliminary injunction, noting that the clock doesn’t run out on the Hagans’ living situation until July 7, unless she rules before then. Whatever the decision, Gilbert adds, the case is not over: “No matter who wins or who loses, the suit will be going up another rung of the ladder to the Vermont Supreme Court. It’s too important to let it stop here.” m

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In a new book, Howard Dean proposes a fix for a dysfunctional system oward Dean is a former six-term Vermont governor, presidential candidate and chairman of the Democratic National Committee.

He’s also the founder of Democracy for America, a grassroots activist organization.

Through it all, he’s been Dr. Dean. A practicing physician before getting into politics, he brings credible knowledge of health care and the insurance industry — and, for that matter, politics — to his media appearances, his public talks and his new book, aptly titled Howard Dean’s Prescription for Real Healthcare Reform. Published by Vermont’s Chelsea Green, the 144-page paperback announces its mission in a wordy subtitle: How We Can Achieve Affordable Medical Care for Every American and Make Our Jobs Safer.

Will the volume end up on the nightstand of the country’s First Reader, Barack Obama?

Time will tell. But it wouldn’t be a surprise, as reforming health care — or finding a way to pay for it, at least — is one of the central goals of his presidency. Just this week, Pres.

Obama faced down a tough audience on the subject: the American Medical Association.

On the eve of Dean’s nationwide lectureand-booksigning tour — the book’s official release date is July 1 — Seven Days received an excerpt from Chelsea Green. What follows is Chapter 1, entitled “The Trouble with Private Health Insurance.”

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hile the individual health insurance market leaves many families without coverage or bankrupt, the great majority of Americans receive fairly comprehensive health coverage from their employer.

In fact, despite the rapidly increasing cost to their employers, they are generally satisfied with these plans. Many, in fact, have been so satisfied that — until now, with millions losing their jobs — they have rarely stopped to consider what might happen to them if they lost the security blanket of employerbased coverage.

Unlike the individual health insurance market, where every person is subject to an underwriting process during which the insurer estimates the possible expenses of providing coverage, employer-based plans spread the costs of insurance across a large pool of workers. Everyone pays the same premium, and nobody can be excluded from coverage because of a preexisting condition.

Healthy members subsidize coverage for the sick, and everyone can rely on coverage should they fall ill. But the employer market — where 160 million Americans obtain their health insurance — boasts plenty of problems as well. Since 1998, premiums for employer-sponsored coverage have increased 119 percent. Nearly 9 million workers employed by larger firms (those with 100 or more workers) were uninsured in 2007.

The lagging job market and the economic downturn have had the effect of pushing a growing number of Americans into the ranks of the uninsured. According to a recent report from the Center for American Progress, in March 2009 alone almost 11,000 workers a day lost their health insurance. Nationally, the percentage of Americans “under the age of 65 with

employer-sponsored insurance declined to less than 63 percent in 2007, from more than 67 percent in 1999,” and employers are now reporting that they plan to shift more health costs to their employees.

One recent survey of businesses concluded that “one-fifth of the companies said they planned to add or switch to a highdeductible or ‘consumer-directed’ health plan with a health savings account, perhaps doubling the percentage of employers who offer such plans.” As The Wall Street Journal’s Health Blog observed, “A big reason is that employers say the recession isn’t just crimping business; it’s also expected to drive up their healthcare costs. Those surveyed said they expect their health benefit costs to spike an average 7.4 percent this year (compared to the 6 percent increase employers originally forecast).”

A MEDICAL SAFETY NET WITH BIG HOLES The problem is that skyrocketing healthcare costs are increasingly pushing more and more Americans into individual policies, which offer few consumer protections. Individual plans are regulated by the states, only a few of which have taken steps to protect consumers from fraudulent insurer practices. Simply put, the insurance lobby is strong, and many insurers would prefer an unregulated market in which they accept only consumers who

are good risks for their business. And as one Families USA report concluded, consumers are left with a patchwork of protections and often find themselves at the mercy of insurers and “the vagaries of states’ insurance laws.”

Those who are sick have the hardest time finding affordable coverage. Dozens of health conditions — from cancer to diabetes to pregnancy — can render an applicant “uninsurable,” and some Americans are unable to buy individual coverage if they have a history of health problems.

As Karen Pollitz, research professor at Georgetown’s Health Policy Institute, often observes, even minor health conditions,

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such as hay fever or acne, can trigger a denial by some insurers.

In most states, insurers can refuse to sell individuals policies because of applicants’ health, recreational activities, occupation, and even credit history. Only five states prohibit every insurance company from excluding all but the healthiest consumers.

One of these, I’m proud to say, is Vermont, which adopted guaranteed issue (meaning no one may be turned down or rejected) in 1991.

Most states pose no limits on how much insurers can increase premiums based on an individual’s health status. Many allow private insurers to exclude coverage for preexisting conditions for more than one year and revoke an individual’s health insurance policy without advance review by the state.

Healthcare plans in the individual market attract younger, healthier applicants by pairing high deductibles with low premiums.

These plans may work for individuals with limited health expenditures, but they don’t protect consumers from catastrophic health events. Most applicants are unaware of the limitations until it’s too late.

In May 2009, Consumer Reports profiled Janice and Gary Clausen of Audubon, Iowa.

They reported that they purchased a United Health Care plan through AARP for $500 per month, after Janice lost her accounting job and the family healthcare coverage that came with it. The plan, which advertised itself as “the essential benefits you deserve.

Now in one affordable plan,” covered up to $50,000 of expenses per year. But when Gary received a diagnosis of colon cancer, his immediate treatment cost more than $200,000. “I didn’t think it sounded bad,” Janice said of the plan she had purchased.

“I knew it would only cover $50,000 a year, but I didn’t realize how much everything would cost.”

The Clausens are still accruing tremendous medical debt — debt they will be paying off for the rest of their lives. Their one hope is that Gary, having turned sixty-five, now qualifies for Medicare, a guaranteed public health insurance program, which does not have the shortcomings of the private healthcare plan they purchased. If Gary had

been five years younger and Medicare not an option for him, they would certainly have lost their house and everything else they own. A real healthcare reform package, which includes a public health insurance option, would give people younger than the Clausens a real safety net. They wouldn’t have to wait until they are sixty-five to get decent healthcare coverage.

IncomprehensIble Terms, severe lImITaTIons In the individual health insurance market, policies often include abstruse clauses and incomprehensible language that make it very difficult for consumers to figure out what is covered.

Choice is minimal. These policies usually have high deductibles. They also tend to have monthly, yearly, or lifetime caps on coverage.

These features do make a consumer’s monthly premium lower. But policies with low caps can be particularly problematic: They don’t protect consumers against catastrophic loss because of their limited expenditures. For instance, policies with a $100,000 maximum lifetime benefit are common. Many plans — for example, Aetna’s Affordable Health Choice (as cited by Consumer Reports) — are limited to part-time or hourly workers. Consumer Reports cited one plan that covers only $1000 in hospital costs and $2000 of outpatient expenses annually. Clearly, any serious illness is not covered by such a plan. The AARP, which is a trusted name for many seniors, makes money from insurance companies by recommending policies to its members. The organization actually does little screening of these policies, and — as in the Clausens’ case — people who buy these policies are often left with products that are inappropriate for them.

Consumer Reports also interviewed Jim Stacey of Fayetteville, North Carolina, who bought a policy from Midwest National Life Insurance in Tennessee. “The policy listed benefits including a lifetime maximum payout of up to one million dollars per person.” But after Stacey had a bout with prostate cancer, the company paid less than 10 percent of the cost of the treatment.

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he jazz stages that dotted Church Street have been packed away for another year. The melodious strains emanating from nooks and crannies around town have given way to community theater productions and African dance troupes. The presiding spirit of Big Joe Burrell has returned to the netherworld. It’s official: The 2009 Burlington Discover Jazz Festival is over.

For some folks, that might be welcome news. For many, though, the annual 10-day smorgasbord of jazz, funk and blues isn’t nearly long enough; it’s a mere appetizer, bursting with exotic and sensuous flavors.

For hardcore fans, the Jazz Fest ends on a downbeat. So what’s a blue hepcat to do?

Look up, daddy-o. Up, that is, on the map — to Montréal.

Our northern neighbors have it over their Vermont counterparts when it comes to cultural and social amenities, as well they should, given the size and diversity of the bustling, Euro-esque metropolis. And arguably, no single event illustrates the city’s artistic wealth like the Festival International de Jazz de Montréal. Or, for Anglophones, the International Jazz Festival of Montréal. See? French ain’t so hard.

Without taking anything away from the excellent BDJF, the Montréal jazz fest is on another level. Its size alone is astonishing — the 2004 incarnation set the Guinness world record for largest jazz festival in history.

By the numbers, the 30th annual event promises to be similarly monumental. An expected 2.5 million concertgoers will choose among 370 free outdoor shows and 180 ticketed indoor events, which collectively feature 3000 musicians from 30 countries around the globe.

Vermonters will notice some striking parallels between the Montréal and Burlington programs — yet another testament to how fortunate we are to have the BDJF. Headliners such as Esperanza Spalding, Pink Martini and Branford Marsalis appeared here this month as well. Ornette Coleman, Dave Brubeck, McCoy Tyner and Ryan Shaw, among others, passed this way in recent years. But a closer look at Montréal’s 2009 lineup reveals a jaw-dropping array of music in just about every genre. And here’s the best part: It’s all less than two hours away.

What follows is just the tip of the iceberg. But the artists spotlighted represent what you can expect to find north of the border this summer. And, as at our fest, half the fun in Montréal is simply wandering the city — you never know who you might find playing on some side street.

Stevie Wonder at Scène general motors, tuesday, June 30, 9:30 p.m. Free.

OK. So it’s not really “jazz.” But that’s the great thing about jazz festivals, right? The definition of the genre is nebulous. So, no, Stevie Wonder isn’t jazz. He is, however, Stevie freakin’ Wonder. And he’s playing for free. What more do you need to know?

Jazz at LincoLn center orcheStra, featuring Wynton MarSaLiS With chano doMinguez and hiS Quartet at Salle Wilfrid-Pelletier, Place des Arts, tuesday, June 30, 7:30 p.m. $49.50/65.50/75.50 CAN. Perhaps you caught Wynton Marsalis’ big bro Branford at the Flynn MainStage this month. Well, the younger Marsalis is arguably even better. The outspoken trumpeter is a living legend in jazz as well as a virtuosic classical performer. On this night, he’ll collaborate with renowned Spanish pianist Chano Dominguez to create an otherworldly fusion of jazz, swing, blues and flamenco.

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SEVEN DAYS | june 17-24, 2009 | feature 29A Kool & the GanG at Metropolis, Wednesday, July 1, 8:30 p.m. $45.50 CAN. No, really. Kool & the Gang. In Montréal. During Jazz Fest. Actually, inviting the seminal R&B outfit to perform makes more sense than you might think.

Before they became known for hits such as “Jungle Boogie” and “Celebration” — before they were known as Kool & the Gang, even — the band began as a jazz ensemble. Reunited, they’re still boogying more than three decades later.

Dennis ChanG at Pavillion SIMM GM, Friday, July 3, 7 p.m.

Free.

Vermonters may already be familiar with Dennis Chang. The “Godfather of Montréal Gypsy-jazz” has made a couple of recent visits to the Green Mountain State, appearing at the Parima Acoustic Lounge with our own hothouse sensations, Swing Noire. But the chance to see this Django Reinhardt acolyte on his home turf, where he’s revered, should not be missed.

and Ron Miles (Don Byron, Madeline Peyroux).

Charlie haDen at Théâtre Maisonneuve, Wednesday, July 8, 8 p.m. $39.50/46.50/52.50 CAN. Famed double-bass master Charlie Haden is noted for his work with the Ornette Coleman Quartet in the late 1950s, and then with pianist Keith Jarrett’s original trio. So it makes sense that the American jazz legend would make his return to the Montréal Jazz Fest by playing … bluegrass? Performing tunes from his acclaimed exploration of traditional Midwestern music, Rambling Boy, Haden makes it a family affair, appearing with his wife, children and a number of illustrious pals.

irMa thoMas at Metropolis, Friday, July 10, 8:30 p.m. $37.50 CAN. Irma Thomas is the queen of New Orleans soul.

Period. But that’s not just a critic’s description. She was actually crowned by city officials, and rightly so.

The charismatic, Grammy-winning vocalist embodies the smoldering, sultry passion of Big Easy soul, and has ranked among the most instantly recognizable voices in American music for almost 50 years.

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John Pizzarelli at Théâtre Maisonneuve, Saturday, July 11, 6 p.m. $36.50/42.50/48.50 CAN.

MaDeline Peyroux at Théâtre Maisonneuve, Friday, July 3, and Sunday, July 5, 6 p.m. $29.50/34.50/39.50 CAN. The July 3 show by the Georgia-born, Paris-raised Madeline Peyroux is already sold out. But she’s also performing the following Sunday, and, as of this printing, tickets are still available. Expect them to go quickly, though; the songbird is hailed by critics as the second coming of Billie Holiday.

Miles FroM inDia at Théâtre Maisonneuve, Saturday, July 4, 8 p.m. $32.50/38.50/44.50 CAN. Few Miles Davis tributes can match that of Miles From India, which draws its inspiration from a 2008 Grammy-nominated double disc of the same name. The group is actually two bands in one: an assemblage of India’s most elite musicians; and a legendary cast of Davis collaborators, including Bill Evans, Lenny White and Darryl Jones. The result: continent-jumping reinterpretations of the master’s music unlike anything you’ve ever heard.

The rumors were true: Bill Frisell was recently in Vermont, where he gave at least one impromptu performance during his weeklong visit. If you missed him, July 8 is your chance to see the legendary guitarist relatively close to home, and with an all-star band including Tony Scher (Rufus Wainwright, Norah Jones); Rudy Royston (Les McCann, Javon Jackson);

BonoBo at Metropolis, Saturday, July 11, 11:59 p.m. $22.50 CAN. To call Bonobo “jazz” requires a leap beyond even the increasingly loose semantic strictures of most jazz festivals. But you could call the French DJ phenom just about anything else. Incorporating a head-spinning amalgam of influences ranging from breakbeat and downtemp to world-funk and dub, the Ninja Tune Records artist is in a class by himself.

After the grownups go to bed, Metropolis will rock till the wee hours at this late-nite throwdown.

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W Story Lauren Ober

Image matthew thorsen Girlington Garage, 2 Harbor View Road, South Burlington.

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hen plotting a career path a few years ago, Demeny Pollitt figured there were only two fields she could get into that would not put her to sleep: psychology and car repair.

She loved the idea of working as a psychologist, helping people pick their way through the brambles of the mind. But that would require a minimum of six more years of schooling, and Pollitt, 30, wasn’t interested in that. Admittedly, she was not the most industrious student.

Once she’d nixed the psych route, car repair seemed to be the way forward. Pollitt enrolled in the automotive technology program at Vermont Technical College and after two years became a certified technician. She was ready to work in a garage.

But Pollitt, who lives in a pool house at a B&B in Shelburne, was not keen on working for someone else. She has a sassiness that would make many employers nervous, and she’s a little too headstrong to take orders.

While at Vermont Tech, Pollitt hatched a plan to start an all-girl garage — female-owned, with female mechanics who were sensitive to the needs of female car owners.

The first iteration of that shop opened in South Burlington a few weeks ago. Girlington Garage is a full-service repair shop where Pollitt hopes customers, female and male, feel comfortable and cared for. It’s not the all-girl garage she dreamed of, but the ideals are the same.

Pollitt’s interest in cars stems less from an all-consuming love of the automobile than from her experiences dealing with her own vehicle meltdowns. More often than not, she believes, the repair shops she turned to treated her differently because of her sex.

“Every time I’d save my money, my car would break down,” Pollitt says. “I always felt like I was getting screwed over.”

Her 1996 Honda Civic jalopy is proof she’s not a gearhead. But Pollitt does have a weakness for American muscle cars. Her dream car is a 1981 T-Top Chevy Camaro Z28S. “They’re beautiful,” Pollitt says.

Not exactly what you’d expect from a graduate of the Putney School, a progressive boarding school in southern Vermont, where greasy wrenches would seem about as out of place as genetically modified cafeteria food. But one fundamental thing Pollitt learned there was to follow her own path.

After earning her degree at Vermont Tech, Pollitt worked as a technician at Saturn and Dodge dealerships around the state. She got fired from her last service job.

“I was sure I must be the worst mechanic ever,” Pollitt says. “I figured it was a good time to open my own shop.”

But she came to realize, she says, that the problem wasn’t her skill with a socket wrench or a grease

Demeny Pollitt

Pollitt’s dream of a five-bay garage with all female technicians may be a little ways off, since there are so few women mechanics in the state. gun, but her disagreement with the way many garages are operated and managed. Pollitt wanted to work in a shop where it’s understood that people find it hard to part with their money, especially for car repair. She began to plan her own shop, one that would acknowledge customers’ concerns and provide transparent service. Girlington Garage was born.

With a loose business plan in mind, Pollitt peddled her idea at a couple of seminars for women in business. At one of them, she met Jeannie Lynch, director of the Vermont branch of the Key4Women program, a women’s business development initiative at KeyBank.

Lynch, a longtime champion of women-owned businesses, loved Pollitt’s idea.

“I almost jumped over the table to get to her,” Lynch says. “I love women

in the trades, and the fact that she had this energy was even better.”

Though Lynch took to Pollitt and her vision immediately, she encouraged her to scale back the plan slightly and invest in the business end of the enterprise. She also gave Pollitt some homework. “Everything I asked her to do, she did,” Lynch says.

Lynch concedes that the odds are stacked against Pollitt. Of every 100 business ideas, only about 10 are viable. Of those 10, only two or three will get funding, Lynch says.

And statistically, one out of every five businesses will fail.

Pollitt is trying to get into a high-risk business at a time when the economy is forcing many established enterprises to shutter. But, Lynch says, Girlington Garage has a lot going for it.

First, women like to do business with other women. If Pollitt provides

the kind of thoughtful service she intends, Girlington Garage should have no trouble attracting customers, Lynch says. Plus, car repair is one service sector that’s growing, because in a down economy car owners keep their vehicles longer. That inevitably means more repairs.

With the opening of Girlington Garage, Pollitt joins a small club of female car-repair-shop owners in Vermont. Amy Mattinat co-owns Auto Craftsmen in Montpelier, and Marcie Osborne owns Vermont Crossroads Auto Repair in East Montpelier. Both women are trained technicians in addition to being business owners.

Pollitt’s dream of a five-bay garage with all female technicians may be a little ways off, Mattinat says, since there are so few women mechanics in the state. But Mattinat has faith in Pollitt.

Lynch introduced the two women, and Mattinat has made herself available to answer Pollitt’s questions about the business. Mattinat says she’s been impressed by Pollitt’s drive and growing business savvy.

“I think she’s going to be incredibly successful,” Mattinat says. “She’ll take the time to educate her customers. She understands that piece of it.”

Drop-ins shouldn’t be surprised to see a man draining oil or replacing spark plugs at Girlington Garage — Pollitt’s first hire was a male mechanic.

But despite his XY chromosomes, he’s on board with his boss’ way of doing things.

Pollitt believes customers should be armed with as much information as they want to digest. For some, that means knowing the difference between a tie rod and a strut rod.

For others, it means knowing how to replace the windshield-wiper fluid and nothing more. Car owners are welcome to come into the service area when their car is on the lift and talk to the technician, Pollitt says. She also plans on hosting car-care clinics geared toward women, which will cover the basics of changing the oil or a tire and examining the brakes. Car owners will learn how to ask educated questions and avoid being taken advantage of at a garage.

“We’re selling an environment where customers feel welcome and respected,” Pollitt says. “They’ll be taken care of here. It’s ridiculous, over-the-top care.”

Though her business is still in its infancy, Pollitt has the support of Lynch, a most valuable cheerleader.

And she has Girlington Garage T-shirts to sell.

“How could you not admire her?”

Lynch says. “To me, there’s nothing more beautiful and courageous than a woman starting her own business.”

Got a comment on this story, or an idea for another one? Contact Lauren Ober at lauren@sevendaysvt.com.

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EXHIBIT Anne Russinof, Tony Saunders & Elise WhittemoreHill, 215 College Artists’ Cooperative, Burlington.

Through June 28.

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ach of the dozen members of 215 College Artists’ Cooperative is entitled to curate an exhibition during the year. The current “Small Works” show, originating with Burlington painter Elise Whittemore-Hill, is a dynamic display of diminutive works.

In her curatorial statement, Whittemore-Hill writes that a “shared vocabulary of form is what brought this exhibit together.” Those common forms come from the natural and human worlds, and all three of the participating artists — New York painters Anne Russinof and Tony Saunders and Whittemore-Hill herself — bolster their small-scale pieces with repeated passages, interesting chromatic harmonies and various degrees of abstraction. In addition to sharing a “vocabulary of form,” all three artists have simplified their images to basic spatial elements that appear in picture planes just a few layers deep. They are shallow and graphic rather than evoking windows into infinite space.

Whittemore-Hill’s examinations of plant forms often present Fibonacci

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All three artists have simplified their images to basic spatial elements that appear in picture planes just a few layers deep.

spirals — shapes that exist in nature, yet are key to understanding the aesthetic concept of the Golden Mean. Her 8-by10-inch “Cucurbita” looks like a twisting shell but is actually rendered from a tubular bit of plant anatomy. She crowded the form diagonally across the canvas, making it seem more massive than the modest dimensions of the painting suggest, and heavily modeled the lights and darks of the subject. “Capitulum” is a spherical seed pod whose matrix could likewise be simplified into a spiral. Rhomboid shapes wrap around the monochromatic sphere before fading into negative space around the pod’s edges.

Russinof writes in her artist statement, “This selection of small paintings seeks to embody the spontaneity of drawings in the language of paint.“ Her oils are all 12 by

His “Q&A” comprises three sheets of painted paper. The lowest layer is a sheet of deep red with black brushwork. It is overlaid by a sapphire-blue vertical strip, and two pale gray shapes appear to be grafted onto the blue. Saunders’ background sheets are slightly irregular, and the pieces pasted over them break the rectangles by spilling past their edges. His 16.5-by-19.5-inch “Forecast” is a fairly complex organization of painted pieces of marbled blue and green sheets of paper, including some hard edges that contrast with the marbling. Red-orange rectangles float over the cooler hues.

Besides the individual bodies of work on the walls of 215 College, a collection of more than 30 pieces by all three artists appears. That nicely busy installation demonstrates their similarities — in fact, it can be difficult to determine who made what. It’s as if Russinof, Saunders and WhittemoreHill had listened to the same song from different places in a concert hall, then used simple visual lyricism to communicate what they experienced and felt during the performance.

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‘Cultivating Your Creativity’: This three-part dessert-anddiscussion series includes panel presentations by Vermont artists on the subject, moderated by Museum Director Marilyn Solvay, who also will lead a hands-on creativity exercise. Wednesday, June 17, 6:30-8 p.m., Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, Northfield. Info, 485-2448.

Kate Pond Sculpture Sale: After 37 years in her studio space at the former Griswold’s, the artist is moving to new quarters, and is selling pieces from the 1970s through the present, including steel-and-mirror word sculptures, wall-hung or freestanding pieces, sundials, large public-scale works and collectible maquettes.

Friday, June 19, 3-6 p.m., S.D. Ireland, Williston. Info, 233-1457.

With My Back to the World: The documentary of artist Agnes Martin uses photographs and live footage to comment on how abstract thought makes its way to a canvas. Followed by a discussion on the subject with local painter Kit Donnelly. Friday, June 19, 7-10 p.m., Walkover Gallery & Listening Room, Bristol. Info, 453-3188.

‘Heavy Flow’ Closing Party & Studio Sale: The Firehouse artist-in-residence concludes her stay with a celebration and a closeout sale on Frenemie Dolls, trinkets and new works. Saturday, June 20, 12-7 p.m., Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

receptions Karl Decker: “The People of Townshend, Vermont,” 30 large-scale black-and-white photographic portraits made over a three-year period in the town the Connecticut artist has known since the 1930s.

June 18 through July 31 at Sterling College in Craftsbury Common.

Reception: Thursday, June 18, 4:306:30 p.m. Info, 586-7711, ext. 124.

‘In Their Own Words’: An exhibition of images by photographer Ned Castle and stories from members of Vermont’s refugee community, a touring show from the Vermont Folklife Center. Through July 31 at the Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Reception: Thursday, June 18, 3-5 p.m. Info, 828-0749.

‘Louis Comfort Tiffany: Nature

by Design’: More than 50 works, including jewelry, lamps, stained glass and furniture, explore the oeuvre of the famous designer within the context of the Art Nouveau style and the Aesthetic Movement. June 20 through October 25 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Exhibition preview for museum members in the Webb Gallery: Friday, June 19, 5-7 p.m. Info, 985-3346.

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<exhibitions> Phoebe Stone In her first Vermont exhibit in a number of years, the Vermont artist, author and book illustrator shows new oil-on-canvas paintings at the Jackson Gallery in the Middlebury Town Hall Theater. “Winter in Boston” opens with a reception this Saturday, June 20, 5-7 p.m. Stone’s evocative, dreamy works are worth a visit — through July 29 — even if you don’t want to contemplate winter just yet. Pictured: “Bay Window, Beacon Street.”

receptions << 33A W. DAviD PoWell: Digital and handmade collages inspired by scientific treatises, botanical illustrations, comics and advertising, by the Plattsburgh artist. Through July 1 at Pine Street Art Works in Burlington. Reception includes an artist talk: Friday, June 19, 5-7 p.m. Info, 863-8100.

‘CirCus!’: A room-sized three-ring circus frames this thematic group show curated by Janet Van Fleet, featuring works in multiple media inspired by aerialists, animal acts, side shows, banners and more, Main Floor Gallery; ‘12x12: Fun art on perfect squares, Second Floor Gallery; and Briony MorroW-CriBBs & Helen o’Donnell: Works by the Vermont artists, Third Floor Gallery.

Through July 25 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Reception: Friday, June 19, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Info, 479-7069. nAtionAl JurieD PHotogrAPHy exHiBition: “Nature’s Whispers, Nature’s Shouts,” more than 75 photographs chosen from 600 entries will be on view jointly at this venue and at PhotoPlace Gallery in Middlebury. June 20 through July 12 at Walkover Gallery & Listening Room in Bristol. Reception: Sunday, June 21, 3-5 p.m. Info, 989-2359.

PHoeBe stone: “Winter in Boston,” new paintings by the local artist.

June 20 through July 29 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. Reception: Saturday, June 20, 5-7 p.m. Info, 382-9222. siennA FontAine: Mixed-media acrylic paintings that realistically represent nature with leaves, bark, feathers and water against abstract, atmospheric settings.

Through June 30 at Red Square in Burlington. Reception: Saturday, June 20, 5-8 p.m. Info, 318-2438.

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nAtionAl JurieD PHotogrAPHy exHiBit: “Nature’s Whispers, Nature’s Shouts,” more than 75 photographs chosen from 600 entries are on view jointly at this venue and WalkOver Gallery in Bristol. June 20 through July 11 at PhotoPlace Gallery in Middlebury. Reception: Saturday, June 20, 3-5 p.m. Info, 989-2359.

ongoing :: burlington area ‘A BeCkoning Country: Art AnD oBJeCts FroM tHe lAke CHAMPlAin vAlley’: In celebration of the quadricentennial anniversary of Samuel de Champlain’s arrival to the lake that bears his name, the works in this exhibit examine the features of the Champlain Valley landscape through objects and art created from and inspired by it since pre-European contact. Through September 20 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

ADAM HeCkle: “Tribalien.biorganic. spirit.graffiti,” psychedelic and experimental works in pastel, acrylic and spray paint. Through July 3 at Outer Space Café in Burlington. Info, 660-8526.

AiMee DAniel: “Digital Manipulations,” digital photography that transforms the everyday into patterns of light and shadow. Through August 1 at CCV Burlington Cherry Pit Gallery in Burlington. Info, 652-2081.

Anne russinoF, tony sAunDers & elise WHitteMore-Hill: Small works by artists who traverse the boundaries of abstraction and figuration, inspired by memory, loss, patterns and natural forms. Through June 28 at 215 College Artists’ Cooperative in Burlington. Info, 863-3662.

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Anne Throop: “Zone Plate Images: Vermont and Texas,” a display of lensless photographs that produce soft focus and grainy images with halos around bright objects. Through June 27 at Barnes & Noble in South Burlington. Info, 475-2666.

‘Art of Vermont’: Artworks by some of the area’s best artists past and present that celebrate the state, and are owned by the State of Vermont, are touring this summer.

Through August 9 at McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, St. Michael’s College in Colchester. Info, 654-2536.

Art’s Alive Festival of Fine Art: The annual event features a juried group show of members as well as artworks in storefront windows on the Church Street Marketplace.

Through June 30 at Union Station in Burlington. Info, 864-1557.

‘Artists Get Wet’: Members of the Essex Art League share an exhibit focused on views of Lake Champlain.

Through June 25 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014.

Bill Davison: “Vestiges/Hues/ Fragments,” the retired UVM printmaker shows works from his “Lake Champlain Duck Hunting” series. Through August 1 at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

‘Buffalo Soldiers in Vermont’: Rare historic photographs of African American Army soldiers who fought in several wars for their country, including the 10th Cavalry Unit that marched into Vermont in 1909; the exhibit marks the centennial of that march. Through September 13 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0570.

Carol MacDonald: Monoprints, Gates 1 & 2; Marc Awodey: Mixed-media paintings, Skyway; and Nancy Reuben: Mixed media, Escalator.

Through June 30 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

‘Celebrating the Light: Vermont Photo Group’: Sixteen photographers from nine Vermont towns present images from their “Personal Series Work,” as well as views of Lake Champlain. Through June 27 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211.

‘Circles for Peace: The Burlington Earth Clock’: An exhibit of photography and text focusing on the construction and use of the Blanchard Beach installation, which serves as a calendar, compass and sundial demonstrating the natural rhythms and cycles of nature. Through July 1 at Metropolitan Gallery in Burlington City Hall. Info, 865-7166.

Dano: “Small Tiles,” 35mm photography.

Through June 30 at JK Jewelry in Shelburne. Info, 985-9909.

‘Death Sex Disco’: This group show represents the culmination of two months’ exploration with the two-dimensional world of screen-printing via the teachings and tools of the Iskra Print Collective.

Through July 10 at Sanctuary Artsite in Burlington. Info, 864-5884.

‘Designing for the Environment’: An anniversary exhibit of display boards that illustrates the company’s commitment to sustainable design with projects spanning four decades.

Through August 31 at TruexCullins Architecture & Interior Design in Burlington. Info, 658-2775.

‘Drawings to Save Your Skin’: In the school’s Pearl Gallery, a group show of works on paper that illustrate the line between tension and liberation. Through August 1 at Community College of Vermont in Burlington. Info, 652-2081.

Elizabeth Billings: “The Ties That Bind,” ikat weavings with embroidered text from the Vermont artist’s Handprint Series, as well as a large weaving of twigs from local trees.

Through October 4 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0570.

Erik Rehman: “Dark Matter,” recent work in drawing and sculpture that explores the cosmological phenomena.

Through June 30 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458.

‘Full Throttle: Vintage Motorcycles, Custom Choppers and Racing Machines’: A showcase of the art and design of America’s favorite two-wheeled ride, from classic choppers to racing bikes; ‘The Bright and Shining Light of Irreverence: Richard Saja and the Historically Inaccurate School’: The New York textiles designer transforms the Kalkin House into a 19th-century painter’s salon with his trademark embroidered toile, embellished pillows and subversive take on decorative arts; ‘Piecing Together the Past: The Quilts of Florence Peto’: An exhibit of quilts from the former collector and quilter (1880-1970) who inspired museum founder Electra Havemeyer Webb; ‘In the Eye of the Beholder: Selections of American and European Art from the Theodore H. Church Collection’: Paintings and drawings, primarily from the 19th century, that offer a window into the personal nature of collecting; and ‘Patty Yoder: Rugs of the Black House Farm’: From one of the most acclaimed rug hookers (19432005), this exhibit includes rugs from her series “The Alphabet of Sheep.”

Through October 25 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346.

John Metruk: An enamel mural featuring a fly fisherman under a covered bridge by the Vermont artist. Through June 30 at Vermont Sandwich Company in Burlington. Info, 879-5359.

John Metruk: Vermont landscape paintings in oil. Framed prints available. Through June 30 at Vermont Sandwich Company in Williston. Info, 879-5359.

Josh St. Onge: “Sensory Overload Vol. II,” hyper-stylized ink and oil pastel works. Silent auction for duration of exhibit, with proceeds to benefit the Parent/Child Center of Middlebury.

Through June 30 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 349-5628.

Kate Longmaid: “Intimate Portraits,” recent works by the Burlington artist.

Through July 31 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.

Lauren Brownell: “Unleash the Buddha,” paintings to remind us of our inner divinity. Through July 1 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 860-7204.

Marie Cowan: The Essex Art League member displays her works.

Through June 30 at Essex Town Offices in Essex. Info, 862-3014.

Ned Castle: “Indigenous Expressions,” black-and-white photographs of regional native identities, defined from the perspective of the subjects, with archival pigments on fine-art paper. Through December 31 at ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/ Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington. Info, 864-1848.

Randy Allen: “Landscapes as Metaphor,” paintings; Maggie Neale: “Stimulus in Paint,” paintings; Jack Sabon: “Contemporary Native Work”; and Axel Stohlberg: “Night Drawings.” Through July 31 at Artpath Gallery in Burlington. Info, 563-2273.

CeraMystic 2009 It’s appealing enough when a town describes itself as a “picturesque hamlet,” but when it’s name is Mystic, so much the better. That’s the location, in the province of Québec, for this annual outdoor exhibit and sale — daily from June 20 to July 1 — of ceramic works by more than 30 artists. Expect everything from teapots to garden sculptures to contemporary porcelain works, not to mention refreshments and live music. It’s a good time to try out that new photo-ID and visit our northern (artistic) neighbors, just 10 minutes from the I-89 border crossing. Visit ceramystic@ceramystic.com for details. Pictured: a scene from last year’s exhibition.

Susan Larkin: “Lakeside Landscapes,” oil and pastel paintings of Lake Champlain and Isle La Motte. Through June 30 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Info, 264-4839.

Todd R. Lockwood: “One Degree of Separation,” large-format blackand-white close-up portraits by the Burlington photographer. New additions during the exhibit period. Through June 28 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington. Info, 652-4500.

‘Uncharted Territories’: Mixedmedia work presented by husbandand-wife Burlington artists Clark Derbes and Wylie Sofia Garcia charts personal journeys, invokes road and topographical maps, and encourages audiences to interact. The exhibit is part of the Vermont Quadricentennial, celebrating the 400th anniversary of the arrival of Samuel de Champlain.

Through July 1 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

Vinicio Ayala & Greg Mamczak: Old and new paintings by the Vermont artists. Through June 30 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746.

:: central Alisa Dworsky: “Undercurrents,” drawings and prints by the Montpelier artist. Through June 30 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454.

Center for Cartoon Studies 2009 Thesis Exhibition: A newly graduated batch of cartoonists show their works. Through June 27 at Center for Cartoon Studies in White River Junction. Info, 295-3319.

‘Drawings and Prints’: Seventeen regional artists show their works in these media. Through July 12 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.

‘Fisher/Gahagan’: Selected paintings in the “Pure Color” school of abstract expressionism by two friends and former Goddard College colleagues, Robert Miles Fisher (1928-2007) and James E. Gahagan (1927-1999).

Through July 19 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743.

Gary Miller: “American Ghosts: Neon and Hand Painted Signs from the Age of Automobiles,” photography. Through June 30 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier.

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‘In Their Own Words’: An exhibition of images by photographer Ned Castle and stories from members of Vermont’s refugee community, a touring show from the Vermont Folklife Center.

Through July 31 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

‘Inspired by Stories’: In this juried show, 18 artists reflect on the historical collection of the Sullivan Museum with original works of art, on display with the objects that inspired them.

Through August 28 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University in Northfield. Info, 485-2448.

‘Into the Woods’: Fifteen artists explore the theme of woods through painting, sculpture, glass, furniture, pottery and porcelain, aquatints and textiles. Through July 12 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, 728-9878.

Lee Garrison: Vermont landscapes, flowers, ponds and portraits by the regional artist. Through June 30 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

Linda Maney: “Distractions and Abstractions,” artwork inspired by color, shape and line. Through July 31 at Restaurant Phoebe in Montpelier. Info, 485-8056.

Maggie Neale: “Color Musings,” painting on silks and canvas by the Montpelier artist. Through June 28 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141.

Mary Jo Krolewski: “Good Humor: Faux Fur Sculpture,” playful, foodinspired art you can sit on. Through July 6 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7680.

Missy C. Storrow & Linda Maney: “Traveling Meditations,” water media on paper and canvas.

Through July 3 at City Center in Montpelier. Info, 485-8056.

‘Pieces of Vermont’: A selection of 23 oversized puzzle pieces created as part of “Art Fits Vermont,” a statewide community art project. Through June 30 at Vermont Arts Council Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-5423.

‘SculptCycle’: The second annual outdoor exhibit of sculptures made from recycled bicycle parts features more than 20 creations by regional artists and are scattered around downtown. Through October 31 at various locations in Montpelier. Info, 223-9604.

‘Toys: The Inside Story’: With a dozen hands-on stations, the exhibit illustrates to kids and their grown-up companions the simple mechanisms that make many toys “work.” Through August 16 at Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich. Info, 649-2200.

Two Rivers Print Exhibition: Members of the White River Junction print studio show a selection of works. Through June 29 at Norwich Public Library. Info, 649-1184.

Victor C. Salvo: “They Won’t Bite,” a photographic menagerie of creatures small and large, domestic and exotic, shot over the last 16 months with the artist’s first digital camera. Through June 30 at Big Picture Theater & Café in Waitsfield. Info, 496-8994.

:: champlain valley Brett Simison: “Vermont Morgan Horse,” photographs featuring the University of Vermont’s historic horse farm and the people dedicated to the preservation of the Morgan bloodline.

Through June 26 at Ilsley Public Library in Middlebury. Info, 678-852-4761.

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taking note of visual vermont

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Barre Pinske Studio, 50 First Avenue, Chester, 508965-3211.

You can watch Pinske demonstrate his hydraulic chainsaw power unit at www. youtube.com/ watch?v=FIH c5nluSAk.

e all have our dreams,” says Barre Pinske, squinting under the midmorning sun in front of his home and art gallery off Route 103 in Chester. “And with art, you want to become recognized and successful. But in reality, you’ve got to pay the bills.”

For a lot of artists, paying the bills means working a stultifying day job while your soul pines for creative expression. Pinske’s regular gig isn’t that bad — he gets to wield a custom chainsaw and carve big, friendly bears out of tree trunks for $500 apiece.

But when he isn’t doing that, Pinkse, an affable 46-year-old with a compact, muscular build, intense blue eyes and a golden tuft of hair sprouting from his lower lip, revels in the creation of abstract sculptures and modernist furniture.

Working with wood is practically in Pinske’s genes: His great grandfather began building barns and homes from it in tiny Plato, Minnesota, in 1893. A man of tough German stock, Theodore Pinske would accompany loggers into the woods and point out which trees he needed. The business expanded into a lumberyard and a millwork shop, both of which have been passed down through the generations. Pinske describes the town of his forebears as the real-life manifestation of Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, where all the garage doors are closed and not a blade of grass is out of place.

Today, about half the town’s 350 residents are on the Pinske payroll.

Barre Pinske, however, was the first in his family to make art from wood. He started carving with knives at age 5 and was introduced to the power of chainsaws on trips with his father to the Lumberjack Olympics. By the age of 20, after he graduated from Golden Valley Lutheran College, all Pinske wanted to do was reveal the bears and abstract wonders hidden deep inside tree trunks.

This artistic awakening coincided with the spread of Dutch elm disease through Minnesota during the 1970s and ’80s. While arborists were busy removing dead elms from residential yards, Pinske cut into their bottom line by offering homeowners an attractive alternative. “I’d show up and say, ‘I’ll carve you a bear for the same amount of money it will cost to have the tree cut down and the stump ground out,’” he recalls. “From then, I’ve never been without work.”

Pinske’s aspirations haven’t changed since those days; he wants nothing more than to make art, stay healthy and enjoy life. But after three years of gripping a gas-powered chainsaw for hours each day, Pinske began to lose sensation in his fingertips. The vibrations of the machine affected his circulation, and he didn’t want to end up like a prolific carver he knows in Oregon, with black, dead fingers.

Moreover, the noise and smell of the chainsaw were driving his neighbors crazy, “and wherever I went,” he says, “I was making enemies.”

Pinske hunted for a solution, and it came to him while he was driving through the Midwest in the aftermath of a windstorm. He saw arborists in bucket trucks slicing through tree limbs with hardly a sound. He screeched to a halt and inquired about the amazingly quiet machines — hydraulic chainsaws. Long hoses connect the saws to a main power unit on the bucket truck, effectively separating the motor from the chainsaw and removing nearly all the vibrations.

Shortly thereafter, Pinske moved to Cape Cod, got himself a used hydraulic saw in exchange for a bear carving and designed a small power unit for home use. For the past 18 years, he’s refined the system with his father, and now he sells it to chainsaw carvers around the United States.

Pinske gets the most satisfaction from melding art history with his own woodworking experience.

Pinske’s personal hydraulic unit sits on the floor of his open garage. Piles of sawdust are everywhere outside, and bears in various stages of development stand in a rustic, catatonic state. Pinske flips on the power unit, which is labeled “Pinske Power,” and the machine comes to life with a high-pitched hum that, while not exactly soothing, is much less abrasive than a regular chainsaw. (This one can be operated indoors.) The unit looks like a midsized air compressor and is composed of three main parts: an oil tank, a motor and a pump.

The motor creates a vacuum that sucks the oil to the pump, and the pump shoots it through twin rubber hoses to the chainsaw, which resembles a gas chainsaw minus the engine and muffler. The oil spins two gears housed in the saw, and those gears turn the chain. It’s a simple, robust tool; little can go wrong but a blown O-ring now and then. Pinske also invented a variable sprocket for the machine, which allows him to attach chains of numerous widths for different applications.

Taking up the 18-year-old Stanley saw in his hands, Pinske goes to work on a bear, zinging through the white pine with surgical precision. With little strokes he carves claws into the bear’s paw, then fluffs its fur with diagonal cuts. Wood shavings flit about like Edward Scissorhands’ hedge clippings, and when Pinske stands back to review what he’s done, the Ursos arctos, with its round ears and stout snout, is one step closer to completion. Pinske finishes his bears with a blowtorch, charring the outer surface from blond to black.

Stepping from the garage to the art gallery, a barn-like space with generous six-over-six windows that face the road, Pinske riffs for a moment on the more serious work he has on display. “Having talent is like having a warehouse that’s got no lights, and it’s huge,” he says. “A lot of times, when people commission me to do something, we can go in the warehouse with a flashlight and get something out and make this cool thing.”

For instance, he just made a wooden bathroom sink whose pedestal looks like a tree trunk and whose basin is concave, colored like a maple leaf in

warm reds and greens. To make the sink sufficiently waterproof, he had to dry and stress the wood, suffuse it with polyester resin and acetone, and finish it with an expensive automotive clear coat. Pinske calls such projects the “nemesis” of his career because they involve a series of trials and errors that costs him more than he ever expects to make.

Still, Pinske seems addicted to labor-intensive work. Prime examples: his pieces made from twigs and resin. Pinske makes countertops, bowls and chairs using thousands of twigs glued to a base. He fills the space between the twigs with multicolored resins, then sands and polishes the works to smooth perfection. The effect is like seeing multitudes of octopus suction cups upside down and stuck to a clear surface.

Beautiful as those pieces are, Pinske gets the most satisfaction from melding art history with his own woodworking experience. “I like to look at things that have been done by other artists and do plays on it,” he explains. One incarnation of this is a crooked, wavy chair that’s a nod to Frank Gehry’s “Wiggle Chair” and Gerrit Rietveld’s “Zig-Zag Chair.”

Pinske’s chair has a serpentine base that climbs upward into the seat and elongates to form the back.

It appears molded from a single piece of wood, but it’s actually layers on layers of construction-grade plywood glued together.

Another of his favorite artworks is Constantin Brancusi’s “Bird in Space,” a series of marble and bronze sculptures that reduces a bird’s act of flight to its fluid essence of sleek simplicity. “He saw a bird and took it to the most abstract, and he thought about every point in between,” Pinske says. Pinske keeps his own bird sculptures a few steps closer to realism, but he manages to maintain the unadorned movement and composition that Brancusi achieved.

Pinske’s gallery is a work in progress, like some of his commissions: Converting the space from an autobody shop has been more painstaking that he anticipated. But he’s not in a rush; that “warehouse of talent” is capacious, and it could take a lifetime to rummage through its treasures. In the meantime, bear sightings in Chester have been on the rise. m

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<exhibitions> ongoing << 35A CArol MACDonAlD: New series of prints and drawings by the Vermont artist that uses knitting to explore pattern, space and time. Through June 30 at The Gallery at 85 North Street in Bristol. Info, 349-7551.

ChArles PArness: The artist and his relationship to the universe are the subjects of these paintings: 20-inch-square self-portraits and larger narrative works. Through July 7 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 235-2734.

DeAnnA shAPiro: New mixed-media paintings. Through June 30 at Charlotte Senior Center. Info, 425-6345.

‘Different At every turn: ConteMPorAry PAintings of the huDson river’: A touring exhibit of works both abstract and representational help celebrate the 400th anniversary of Lake Champlain. Through June 28 at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022.

‘DisCover 1609: nAvigAting through history’: An exhibit that provides an enriched perspective on Samuel de Champlain, his Native allies and their activities in the region; includes a timeline both before and since the French explorer arrived in the area. Through October 18 at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022.

John CuoMo: “Birds and Other Creatures,” sculptures in mixed media by the Italian-New Yorker. Through August 23 at Gallery in-the-Field in Brandon. Info, 247-0125.

Kit Donnelly: The local artist shows recent abstract paintings in celebration of the gallery’s fifth anniversary. Through June 19 at Walkover Gallery & Listening Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188.

‘MAKing sense of thoMAs KinKADe’: Some viewers have regarded the contemporary landscape painter’s works as kitsch, but curator Michael Clapper begs to differ, and makes his case in this exhibit in the Overbrook Gallery. Through August 9 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College. Info, 443-5007.

‘PAstorAl verMont: the PAintings AnD etChings of luigi luCioni’: Vermont landscapes in oil, etching and watercolor by the Italian-born artist (1900-1988). Through August 9 at Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College. Info, 443-5007.

PrinDle Wissler: “Celebrating Prindle … Works Old and New,” a retrospective of art by the 97-yearold local artist. Through July 5 at The Art House at the Marble Works in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464. rebeCCA lePKoff: “Almost Utopia: In Search of the Good Life in Mid-Century America,” black-and-white photographs depicting the daily life at Pikes Falls, Vt., a community that formed around pioneer back-to-the-landers Helen and Scott Nearing. Through September 15 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. rethA boles & KlArA CAlitri: “Feels Like Home,” watercolors inspired by travels near and far; and “The Lake Between,” images of Lake Champlain in oil and monotype, respectively.

Through June 30 at Brandon Artists’ Guild in Brandon. Info, 247-4956.

‘the boWl shoW’: A multi-artist, multimedia show focused on a single form, in all sizes, colors and purposes.

Participating artists are Emily Rossheim & Tom Marrinson, Judith Bryant, Jean Pieniadz, Matlak Mayforth, Toby Fulwiler, Robert Compton, Sandy Jefferis, Sarah Russell and Liz Saslaw. Through June 30 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032.

:: northern Axel stohlberg: Vermont barns in oil pastels and acrylic. Through July 1 at Stowe Coffee House in Stowe. Info, 244-7801.

DAviD sMith: Representational oil paintings that concern themselves with light and its interplay with the world.

Through August 4 at Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Info, 472-7053. ‘flight, fur AnD felines’: The annual members’ juried theme exhibit features more than 100 dogs, cats, birds, cows, roosters and other critters in a variety of media. Through July 19 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100. gArth evAns: “Red Clay Drawings,” two-dimensional works. Through August 1 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

hArAlD AKsDAl, MAry Ann Duffy goDin & tinKA theresA MArtel: The Vermont artists have added new pieces to the gallery’s collection in pen-and-ink, watercolor and mixedmedia abstractions, respectively.

Through July 15 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans. Info, 524-5700.

JACob WAlKer Art CooPerAtive: Having lost their gallery, the 17 members take their artwork in oil, watercolor, acrylic and pastel to this accommodating exhibition space.

Through October 16 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 244-6648.

MArK boeDges: The month’s featured artist shows his plein-air paintings.

Through June 30 at Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-9653.

‘MAsters of verMont: the Men’: This exhibit of 20th-century masters of the Vermont landscape features works by Charles Curtis Allen, Robert Blair, Alden Bryan, Francis Colburn, Thomas Curtin, Emile Gruppe, Aldro Hibbard and Ron Slayton. Through July 12 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100. ‘shADoW AnD light’: The first show of the season features area artists Nancy Schade, Carol Drury and Coleen Flanagan, as well as photographs by Vermont musician Rick Norcross of music-scene icons from the 1970s.

Through June 28 at White Water Gallery in East Hardwick. Info, 563-2037.

‘the Art of verMont’: The touring show of the State of Vermont comprises 12 artists. Through July 4 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 888-1261. ‘things thAt MAKe us hAPPy’: A new group show presents 35 artists from around Vermont and the region who present paintings and sculpture in various media and respond to the titular theme. Through June 30 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818. verMont WAterColor soCiety: The organization members show their works. Through June 28 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

:: regional felix De lA ConChA: “Private Portraits/Public Conversations,” a multimedia exhibit of 51 portraits that explore how members of the Upper Valley and Dartmouth communities have encountered conflict and how they made, or are making, their journey toward reconciliation.

Through September 27 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426.

‘frAnCe in trAnsforMAtion: the CAriCAture of honore DAuMier’: The witty political cartoons by the 19th-century French artist, created when his country was experiencing great cultural and social change, still resonate today. Through August 24 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426.

‘WeAring WeAlth AnD styling iDentity: tAPis froM lAMPung, south suMAtrA, inDonesiA’: Ornate tube dresses created by elite women of these Southeast Asian lands feature cotton and silk threads colored with ancestral dyes and embellished with gold, silver, embroidery and appliqued mirrors, and communicate family contacts, station and identity. Through August 31 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. m

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Are you secretly afraid of feeling secure? Do you equate stability with being bored and lazy? Do you suspect that your restless pioneer spirit makes you unfit for the slow, meticulous work of building sturdy foundations? If so, there’s hope for you to change — especially if you make a big effort in the coming weeks. The moment is ripe for you to learn more about the arts of energizing comfort and stimulating calm and exciting peace. To jumpstart the process, go get a massage. As you’re being stroked by nurturing hands, brainstorm about the additions and adjustments you’d like to make in your five-year master plan.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your education is about to take a curious and interesting turn. During the coming weeks, I expect that you’ll upgrade your street smarts and explore a whole new meaning for the term “hands-on experience.” You’ll find out about an area of ignorance that was so deep and dark you didn’t even know about it, and you’ll take aggressive steps to get it the teaching it needs. Congratulations in advance for being brave enough to open your mind so wide, Taurus. I’m glad you’ll be hunting for a fresh set of questions.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The books of psy-

chologist Carl Jung provide crucial insights into the nature of the unconscious mind. To the degree that I have any skill in deciphering the part of human intelligence that works in mysterious, secretive ways, I owe a great debt to him. I want to tell you an anecdote about him that may be useful. Once, as an adult, Jung took a break from work to go strolling on a beach. While meandering, he was overcome with a spontaneous impulse to build things as he did when he was a kid. He gathered some stones and sticks and used them to construct a miniature scene, including a church. As he finished, he was visited by a flood of novel intuitions about his life. He concluded that his childlike play had called forth these revelations from his unconscious mind. I suggest you try a similar tack, Gemini: To access important information that your deep mind has been sequestering, go play a while.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): We ask that you not divulge the climax of the epic story to anyone — at least until you’ve let it sink in for a while and felt all the reverberations it has unleashed. After that, you’ll be wise to speak about it only with skilled listeners and empathetic allies who can help you harvest the meaning of all the clues that were packed inside your adventures. One further counsel: Before you reach the absolute, final denouement of the drama, there may be a tricky turn that looks a lot like the ending.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You have cosmic permis-

sion (even encouragement) to live on the edge for the next 28 days as long as you follow these guidelines: 1. Don’t live on the edge to impress anyone; do it because you love it, or else don’t do it. 2. Don’t complain and worry about it. Enjoy it completely. 3.

Don’t expect anyone else to join you on the edge. If they choose to do so with enthusiasm, fine. But don’t manipulate them. 4. Don’t imitate the way other people live on the edge. Establish your own unique style. 5. Don’t live on the edge for more than 28 days.

Much longer than that and you’ll start sabotaging the benefits.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In 1968, psyche-

delic rock band Iron Butterfly released its landmark 17-minute song, “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.” Cable TV network VH1 later named it as the 24th greatest hard rock tune in history. There are different stories about the origins of the title, but all agree on one point: It was originally “In the Garden of Eden.” It became “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vita” through some fluke, probably caused by the lead singer getting intoxicated and garbling the words as he performed it in the recording studio. This would be an excellent week for you to induce and capitalize on creative mistakes like that, Virgo. I hope you do, because it’ll help you get into the right frame of mind to stir up a mix of excellence

and improvisation everywhere you go — and that formula practically guarantees success.

LIbRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Do you apologize to

chairs when you bump into them? Often end up being the only one at a party who’ll talk to the most boring person? Ever find yourself starting your sentences with “I hope I’m not bothering you, but I was wondering if you would mind if I …“? If so, this is a good time to make a shift. That’s why I suggest you add some bite to your demeanor. Do what feels interesting at least as often as what’s polite. Look for what advances the plot as much as what fosters harmony.

The point is not to go overboard, of course. You don’t want to fling insults or arouse friction. Add fire to your presentation, but don’t start conflagrations.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Evaluating Adam Lambert after one of his exotic, virtuoso performances back in April, American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi praised him as being “confusing, shocking, sleazy and superb.” That’s a standard you could soon achieve in your own sphere, Scorpio. But do you want to? You’ll have to care less about maintaining your dignity than usual, and be especially forthright in expressing yourself. Let me leave no doubt about what I’m saying: To be as superb as you potentially can be, you’ll have to be at least a little confusing and shocking and maybe even sleazy.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Metaphorically speaking, Sagittarius, you have unearthed or are about to unearth a rare fossil. I think it’s a pretty sensational discovery. It’s a missing link that could help you make sense out of episodes in your past that have always mystified or frustrated you. I urge you to learn all you can about this fossil. Follow every lead it points to. And ask your intuition to run wild and free as it dreams up possible interpretations to its multiple meanings.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Maybe it’s time you did something in return for all the free advice I give you. From a karmic perspective it might not be healthy for you to continue to take, take, take while never giving back. So this week, for a change, how about if you compose an oracle for me? Or send me a nice present — nothing big or expensive, just a thoughtful token. JUST KIDDING! The truth is, I don’t care if you ever express your appreciation. You give me a momentous gift simply by caring enough to read my words. Being able to speak with you so intimately has made me a better and smarter person. Now I suggest you do what I just did: Acknowledge how much the receivers of your gifts do for you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things,” says actress and comedian Janeane Garofalo. “The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.” As witty as that thought may be, I don’t recommend you make it your approach in the coming days. My analysis of the omens suggests that reality will be especially malleable. Even more than usual, it will tend to take the shape of your expectations. So please, Aquarius, try hard to see the lovely, graceful, unbroken glass as half-full of a delicious, healthy drink.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I feel an expansive, permissive mood coming on — in the cosmos, that is, not me. To be honest, I’m in a more conservative mood than the cosmos. But the planetary powersthat-be have decided to float you poetic licenses, blank checks, special dispensations and wild cards. I just hope this free stuff won’t make you forget about the finelycrafted containers and boundaries you’ve been working on lately. Maybe I’d feel better if you promised me to keep on doing the careful, conscientious things that seem to have earned you all the good fortune that’s on its way.

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Grey plays an escort who charges $2000 an hour for the illusion of a loving relationship in the new film from Steven Soderbergh.

s I watched Steven Soderbergh’s latest, I couldn’t help thinking back to John Lennon’s Instant Karma for a variety of reasons. The principle one involves the nononsense, no-frills expedience with which each work of art was created. Lennon recorded the song the day he composed it and had it in record stores less than a week and a half later. “I wrote it for breakfast, recorded it for lunch and we’re putting it out for dinner,” he joked.

The Girlfriend Experience is the product of a similarly accelerated mind-to-marketplace process. The shapeshifting director (Traffic, Bubble, Ocean’s Eleven through Thirteen) shot the film over a few weeks last fall on a shoestring using a portable high-definition video camera and a primarily nonprofessional cast. He’s had it available through video on demand since early this spring. By motion picture standards, that’s about as instant as it gets.

Audience members may experience an occasionally disorienting sense that the movie must have been made by time-traveling auteurs from another planet. That’s because it’s set during the weeks leading up to the 2008 presidential election; I don’t know about you, but that feels like practically yesterday to me. For the most part, the film’s characters have two things on their minds: politics and the economic meltdown. Which is ironic, considering this is a film about a high-end call girl and her customers.

The central character is a 21-year-old Manhattan escort who is paid $2000 per hour for the illusion of intimacy. By that I mean not simply sex, but companionship, attentiveness, conversation and canoodling — the girlfriend experience. Her name is Chelsea, and she is played by real-life porn star Sasha Grey.

The picture chronicles approximately a week in

Chelsea’s life. Throughout the opening sequence, in which she and a date take in a showing of Man on Wire, discuss it over dinner at a chic restaurant and then retire to a homey hotel room to make out, drink wine and discuss the economy, we assume the two are a couple. It isn’t until a thick envelope of cash changes hands the next morning that we realize business has been conducted — and that her affection was an act.

In the course of the film, we watch as Chelsea meets with all manner of clients. Many are needy or neurotic (I’m pretty sure a high-powered financial trader sports a giant diaper in one scene). All are rich and frantically scrambling to stay that way. Two other men figure prominently. One is a journalist interviewing Chelsea for a piece on the GFE phenomenon (he’s played by New York magazine writer Mark Jacobson). The other is her live-in boyfriend, Chris (Chris Santos), a gym trainer who’s been with her for 18 months and pretends her job doesn’t bother him.

This is a character study more than a story in the traditional sense. To the extent there’s a narrative arc at all, it concerns the cute, confident businesswoman’s gradual realization that she may not be quite as in control of her world as she heretofore believed. A younger woman is cutting into her market share. Complications arise when she gives a relationship with a client the chance to become something more. Her livelihood is threatened as the result of an unfortunate interaction with a sleazeball who writes “reviews” of New York City prostitutes.

For reasons that will become obvious, this is my favorite part of the film. Former Premiere movie critic Glenn Kenny creates this gloriously slimy SidneyGreenstreet-meets-Larry-Flynt sort of creep who

presides over a website called The Erotic Connoisseur.

Chelsea is promised a rave in exchange for a freebie, something goes horribly wrong, and she ends up getting viciously panned. Brilliant concept, tremendously entertaining performance.

Working with the unlikely team of Brian Koppelman and David Levien (who wrote the latest Ocean’s sequel), Soderbergh has dashed off a provocative vérité comment on a culture in which everything is for sale and nothing is safe from a downturn. Grey’s character learns a thing or two about karma the hard way, as well. The commodity of youth, for example, maintains its market value for only so long, and cynically living life as though human feelings were for saps can come back to bite you the day you finally feel like being human.

Her beauty, independence and stock portfolio notwithstanding, Chelsea’s tale is a timely, tragic one told with typical Soderbergh finesse — a sly, sleek merger of sex, lies and hi-def video.

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tRAIN IN VAIN John Travolta is the number one reason to shun public transit in this lackluster remade thriller.

ack in the 1970s, New Yorkers could perhaps be forgiven for thinking they were at the center of the universe. Half the films released in those days seemed to take place in the Big Apple — and they weren’t filmed in Montréal or Toronto. Watching Dog Day Afternoon, Midnight Cowboy or Taxi Driver is like taking a dip in the murky waters of rude, riotous pre-Giuliani Manhattan. In these films, the crowds on the street typically aren’t faceless extras but a smart-mouthed chorus commenting on the action. Rich and poor, cop and politician and panhandler — the grungy, efficient mass transit tosses everyone together, and everybody’s got an opinion.

The subways of NYC even had their own grungy, efficient thriller: The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (1974), in which a gang of miscreants hijacked the titular train and promised to kill a passenger per minute if the city didn’t give them a cool million. In Tony Scott’s new remake, set in present day, head hijacker Ryder (John Travolta) is making the same bloody threats, but now he’s asking for $10 million. (One of his henchmen, dispatched too soon, is Vermont’s own Luis Guzman.)

Ryder’s contact and eventual nemesis is disgruntled subway dispatcher Walter Garber (Denzel Washington), who’s been demoted under suspicion of corruption. But, given who’s playing him, the regular Joe’s transformation into working-class hero is pretty much inevitable.

What’s less certain is that the audience will enjoy any of it. Like David Fincher’s Zodiac, which worked hard to recreate the shaggy quality of 1970s films, this ’70s

remake is long, talky and jerkily paced; unlike Zodiac, it doesn’t get under your skin. Scott uses all the modern digital tricks at his disposal, from zooming around the city as if it were a Google map to that alternating slow-mo/fast-mo thing action directors can’t seem to get enough of. It’s fun to watch, but it doesn’t put you in that stopped subway car with the hostages — a scenario that’s every city dweller’s nightmare.

In a modernizing tweak, one of those hostages is a college student with a laptop and a Wi-Fi connection who just happens to be video-chatting with his girlfriend and can give the police a peek inside the captured car. But, rather than building suspense around possible discovery of the hidden webcam, Brian Helgeland’s script asks us to care whether the kid will tell his girlfriend he loves her. It’s a ham-handed substitute for characterization. Garber’s phone conversations with his worried wife — complete with overbearingly cornball music — are even lamer.

All the same, Pelham might have been a serviceable thriller if it weren’t for the Travolta factor. Never subtle, his villain portrayals were once entertaining (Face/ Off comes to mind). However, by the fourth or fifth film in which he turned his preening, taunting Danny Zuko charm to evil ends, the whole thing was over.

Here he plays a bad guy who’s complex, at least on paper. Ryder portrays himself as a fraying working man, like Garber, who decided to smash the system. But he drops hints of less plebeian origins, obsessively checking stock prices on his laptop. Although the film’s script

probably predates the current chaos on Wall Street, it’s hard not to view the character in that light, with Ryder’s disregard for civil society and furious sense of entitlement embodying the attitude that drove so many financial institutions into the ground. The film raises the intriguing possibility that Ryder’s whole semi-psychotic act is just that — a calculation. But real surprises are out of the question when the performance is pure ham.

Maybe someday Travolta will be scary again, but right now he’s in late Dennis Hopper territory.

Pelham could have been truly updated for a post9/11 New York whose fractious inhabitants have new reasons to trust one another and new reasons not to.

But here, the closest we get to a down-and-dirty urban portrait is James Gandolfini as the mayor, sneering that he doesn’t want to step up to the podium and reassure his constituents because “I didn’t wear my Giuliani suit.” If only the whole film had that much innerborough attitude.

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17 AGAINHH1/2 Where on Earth did screenwriter Jason Filardi get the idea for this comedy about a grown-up who’s magically transformed into a teenager and given a second shot at youth?

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For example, Like Father Like Son, Dream a Little Dream, 13 Going on 30, 14 Going on 30, Vice Versa, Big, and, let’s not forget, 1988’s 18 Again! Who said they don’t make them like they used to? Zac Efron, Matthew Perry and Leslie Mann star. Burr Steers directs.

(102 min, PG-13. St. Albans Drive-In) ANGELS & DEMONSH1/2 Tom Hanks loses the goofy hairdo and reprises the role he played in The Da Vinci Code. This time around, he teams up with a sexy Italian scientist to thwart a plot to destroy the Catholic Church. Based on the Dan Brown bestseller. Also starring Ayelet Zurer and Ewan McGregor. Ron Howard directs. (150 min, PG-13.

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THE BROTHERS BLOOMHHH1/2 Adrien Brody and Mark Ruffalo play lifelong con men who set their sights on a lonely heiress for what they believe will be their final job. Rachel Weisz costars.

Rian (Brick) Johnson wrote and directed. (109 min, PG-13. Palace, Savoy) DRAG ME TO HELLH1/2 Director and cowriter Sam Raimi takes a Spidey break and returns to his roots with this gore-soaked saga in which an unfeeling young loan officer finds her dismissive customer service repaid with a powerful curse. Hey, who would’ve guessed the mortgage crisis would wind up providing the premise for one of the most buzzed-about horror films of our time? Alison Lohman, Justin Long and Lorna Raver star. (99 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Sunset, Welden) EVERY LITTLE STEPHHH1/2 James D. Stern and Adam Del Deo direct this documentary tribute to the Broadway musical A Chorus Line, spanning the period from its conception four decades ago to auditions for a recent revival. (96 min, PG-13. Palace, Savoy) THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCEHHHH Set in the weeks leading up to the 2008 presidential election, Steven Soderbergh’s latest stars real-life adult film star Sasha Grey in the role of an ultra-high-end call girl and offers a meditation on money, intimacy and their intersection.

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She stars as a high-powered book editor who responds to the prospect of deportation home to Canada by claiming she’s engaged to her put-upon assistant. Ryan Reynolds costars. Anne (27 Dresses) Fletcher directs. (107 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset, Welden) TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN: Clearly America hasn’t had enough of Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox cavorting with huge, wise-cracking computer graphics. Michael Bay once again helms this sequel, in which the defeated Decepticons return to Earth for, you know, revenge, and lots of noisy machines transform into other noisy machines. With Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro and Rainn Wilson. (Opens Tuesday at midnight at Bijou, Majestic, Sunset. 147 minutes, PG-13)

YEAR ONE: The great Harold Ramis brings us the comic saga of two prehistoric pals who find themselves banished from their village and forced to hunt and gather on their own. Starring Jack Black and Michael Cera. (90 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Sunset, Welden)

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THE HANGOVERHHH1/2 From Old School director Todd Phillips comes this comedy in which a group of friends takes a trip to Vegas for a blow-out bachelor party and winds up losing the groom. Featuring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Justin Bartha. (96 min, R. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) IMAGINE THATHH1/2 Eddie Murphy’s latest family film has him playing a workaholic father who discovers the daughter he’s been too busy to spend time with has magical powers (or something) that can benefit him in his business dealings.

Nicole Ari Parker costars. Karey Kirkpatrick directs. (107 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Welden) LAND OF THE LOSTH1/2 Will Ferrell plays a scientist who accidentally sends himself and a couple of sidekicks back in time and faces major prehistoric problems in this riff on the classic television series. Danny McBride and Anna Friel costar.

Brad Silberling directs. (110 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, St. Albans Drive-In, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) MY LIFE IN RUINSH1/2 Donald (Mystic Pizza) Petrie directs this romantic comedy about a Greek travel guide who rediscovers the magic of her native land and finds love while leading a rag-tag group of tourists. Starring Nia Vardalos, Richard Dreyfuss and Maria Adanez. (98 min, PG-13.

Capitol, Majestic; ends Friday) NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIANH Ben Stiller finds himself once again facing off against improbably threatening memorabilia in this sequel to the 2006 box office hit.

Robin Williams and Owen Wilson once again costar, with Amy Adams. Shawn Levy once again directs. (100 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Sunset, Welden) RUDO Y CURSIHHH1/2 Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal play brothers who work on a banana plantation until their talent as soccer players provides them with an opportunity to transform their lives. With Jessica Mas. Directed

by Carlos Cuaron. (103 min, R. Roxy; ends Friday) STAR TREKHHH The franchise continues to live long and prosper with this prequel to the classic ’60s series, in which Kirk and Spock take their maiden voyage on the U.S.S. Enterprise and clash over that whole human-vs.-Vulcan thing.

Infinitives will be split. J. J. Abrams directs. With John Cho, Chris Pine, Karl Urban, Winona Ryder, Simon Pegg, Eric Bana and, yes, Leonard Nimoy. (122 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Sunset)

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THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3 HH1/2 Tony (Man on Fire) Scott reteams with Denzel Washington for this remake of the ’70s thriller about a Manhattan subway dispatcher forced to deal with the hijacking of one of his trains by a criminal mastermind threatening to execute its passengers unless a massive ransom is delivered. With John Travolta, John Turturro, and Luis Guzman. (121 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset) TERMINATOR SALVATION HHH1/2 Christian Bale takes a break from his Batman duties to resurrect this franchise by stepping into the role of John Connor, leader of the human resistance against Skynet and its army of killer machines. Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin and Bryce Dallas Howard also star.

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(130 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset) THROW DOWN YOUR HEARTHHH Sascha Paladino’s documentary takes us along with American banjo virtuoso Bela Fleck as he makes a pilgrimage to Africa in search of his instrument’s origins.

(97 min, NR. Savoy; ends Friday) UPHHHH1/2 The latest from Disney-Pixar offers the story of a 78-year-old balloon salesman who fulfills his longing for adventure by tying thousands of the things to his house and floating all the way to South America. Featuring the voices of Ed Asner, Jordan Nagai and John Ratzenberger. Directed by Pete (Monsters, Inc.) Docter. (96 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex [in 3-D], Majestic [in 3-D], Marquis, Palace, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) VALENTINO: THE LAST EMPERORHHH1/2 From director Matt Tyrnauer comes this behind-the-scenes look at the life of the legendary designer as he confronted changes in the fashion industry during the final years of his career. Also featuring Giancarlo Giammetti. (96 min, NR. Roxy; ends Friday)

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wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Up 4, 6. Angels & Demons 5, 8. Land of the Lost 8. friday 19 — sunday 21 The Hangover 4 (Fri only), 6 (all days), 8 (Sat & Sun). Up 2, 4. Angels & Demons 2 & 5 (Sat & Sun), 8.

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BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293.

wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Imagine That 6:50. Drag Me to Hell 7.

Land of the Lost 7:10. Up 6:40. friday 19 — tuesday 23 *Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen midnight (Tue only). *Year One 1:10, 3:50, 6:50, 9. The Hangover 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9. Imagine That 1:30, 9. Up 1, 3:30, 6:40, 8:30. Drag Me to Hell 7:10, 9. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 4.

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93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343. wednesday 17 — thursday 18 The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 6:30, 9.

Imagine That 6:30, 9. The Hangover 6:30, 9. Up 6:30, 9. My Life in Ruins 6:30. Star Trek 9. friday 19 — tuesday 23 *The Proposal 1:30 (except Fri), 6:30, 9. The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 1:30 (except Fri), 6:30, 9. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 1:30 (except Fri), 6:30, 9. Imagine That 1:30 (except Fri). The Hangover 6:30, 9. Up 1:30 (except Fri), 6:30, 9.

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ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Angels & Demons 1, 7. Drag Me to Hell 4:30, 9:50. Imagine That 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 9:55. Land of the Lost 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:20, 9:45. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. Star Trek 1, 6:50. Terminator Salvation 4:15, 9:40. The Hangover 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:30. The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 12:40, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 9:55. Up (in 3-D) 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:15. friday 19 — tuesday 23 *The Proposal 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. *Year One 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:30. Angels & Demons 2:20. Imagine That 12:15, 2:40, 5:10, 7:30, 9:55.

Land of the Lost 12, 5:05, 7:25, 9:45.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 12:20, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. The Hangover 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:30. The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 12:40, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 9:55. Up (in 3-D) 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:15.

Times subject to change. See www. essexcinemas.com.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 17 — thursday 18 The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 1:30, 4:20, 7, 9:40. Imagine That 12:40,

friday 19 — tuesday 23 *Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen midnight (Tue only). *The Proposal 1:10, 3:40, 6:50, 9:25. *Year One 1:20, 4:10, 7:10, 9:35. The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 1:35, 4:20, 7, 9:40.

Imagine That 12:40, 3:10, 6:10, 8:35.

The Hangover 1:40, 4:30, 7:20, 9:45.

Land of the Lost 1:05, 3:30, 6:45, 9:20. Up (in 3-D) 12:30, 1:30, 3, 4, 6:30, 8:45. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 12:50, 3:20, 6:15, 8:40. Star Trek 1, 3:50, 6:40, 9:30. Terminator Salvation 6:20.

Angels & Demons 8:50.

Times subject to change. See www. majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 17 — tuesday 23 The Hangover 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 8:30 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). Up 3 (Sat & Sun), 5 & 7:15 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). Land of the Lost 1 (Sat & Sun), 9:15 (Fri & Sat).

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College Street, Burlington, 864-3456. wednesday 17 — thursday 18 The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 1, 3:40, 7, 9:20. The Girlfriend Experience 2, 4, 7:30, 9:25. Valentino: The Last Emperor 1:30, 4:20, 6:50, 9:10. Rudo y Cursi 1:05, 6:30. The Hangover 1:10, 3:30, 7:10, 9:30. Land of the Lost 1:20, 4:10, 7:20, 9:15. Star Trek 3:50, 8:45. friday 19 — tuesday 23 *Easy Virtue 1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:15. *Year One 1:15, 3:50, 7:15, 9:35. *The Proposal 1:05, 3:20, 7:05, 9:25. *Goodbye Solo 1:25, 4:10, 7:20, 9:20. The Hangover 1:10, 3:30, 7:10, 9:30. The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 1, 3:40, 7, 9:40.

Times subject to change. See www. merrilltheatres.net.

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Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 17 — thursday 18 The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:10, 9:35. Imagine That 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:15, 3:40, 6:20, 8:50.

Up 12:20, 2:25, 3:35, 4:40, 6:05, 6:50, 9:05. The Hangover 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25. Land of the Lost 12:25, 2:40, 4:50, 7, 9:15. The Brothers Bloom 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:05, 3:45, 6:40, 9:10. Angels & Demons 12:50, 6:30. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 1:10, 3:50, 6:35, 9. Star Trek 12:30, 8:10. Terminator Salvation 3:55, 9:30. friday 19 — tuesday 23 *The Proposal 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1, 3:40, 6:45, 9:20. *Year One 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:10, 9:30. Every Little Step 3:45, 6:30. Imagine That 12:50 (all week), 3:30 & 6:05 (Fri-Sun). Land of the Lost 12:25, 2:40, 4:50, 7, 9:10. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 1:10, 3:50, 6:35, 9. Star Trek 3:30 & 6:15 (Mon-Thu), 8:30 (Fri-Sun), 8:55 (Mon-Thu). The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:15, 3:55, 6:50, 9:15.

The Brothers Bloom 1:05, 8:40. The Hangover 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25.

Up 12:20, 2:25, 4:40, 6:55, 9:05.

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aybe The Farmers Diner could only happen in Vermont, where robust, modern “localvore” principles coexist with old-fashioned American ag of the plaid-clad-farmer variety. With an emphasis on acquiring its fare from local farms — up to 80 percent when the season allows — the casual eatery has landed on the pages of Travel and Leisure magazine, the New York Times and Bon Appétit.

The first iteration of the diner opened in Barre in 2002, and it moved to a larger space in Quechee in 2006. As of early June, owners Tod Murphy and Denise Perras are running two locations, with their new resto now open in the Middlebury Marbleworks. Later this summer, they hope to explore possibilities in Chittenden County, and to create a commissary kitchen to whip up supplies for all The Farmers Diners.

Eating local may be a virtue, but it’s got to taste good, too. Luckily, the diner offers eaters plenty of reasons to check it out, despite some curable glitches in the cooking and the service. Chief among its assets are the cured and smoked meats — made under The Farmers Diner and sister business Vermont Smoke and Cure labels — that find their way into numerous dishes.

Another draw for locals is the restaurant’s current 24-hour service on weekends, starting Friday night. If you drop in for gravy fries or a slice of pie at 4:30 a.m., expect to see Midd students mixing it up with early risers. It’s a perk even Burlington lacks.

In keeping with its name, The Farmers Diner boasts red-and-white vinyl booths, folksy knickknacks on the walls and a menu of casual breakfast and lunch fare.

(Small plates and dinner entrées are on the horizon.) The bathroom labels suggest that

bulls and roosters are as welcome in the men’s room as, well, men.

The kitsch continues on the menu, which is jam packed with the kind of names that make me blush when I order: A buffalo chicken wrap, for example, is called “Cock and Fire.” (Sounds more like late-night premium cable than a meal.) The children’s menu offers more confusion, and hints of the macabre. It makes sense to name a hot dog “Little Pup,” but why is a barbecued chicken sandwich called “Oxen”? And does your tot really want to eat a “Calico Kitten” omelette or a “Pony” short stack for lunch?

Service at the Middlebury Farmers Diner varied dramatically from one of my meals to the next — nothing unusual for a restaurant just wrapping up its first week. On a Wednesday night, the place was busy but not packed. Nonetheless, appetizers took ages to get to our table, and a chocolate shake arrived a full 20 minutes after we were informed that the popular strawberry version we’d requested was sold out. At least our server was refreshingly frank about the delay: The ice cream was too hard to scoop right out of the freezer, she explained, and she’d put it on the counter to soften.

At lunchtime the next day, people filled the tables, but somehow things moved quite a bit more smoothly. A Mason jar of water arrived at my table almost immediately, with a wedge of lemon on the rim (unlike the previous evening). My shake materialized at the same time, with a surprise offering of Cabot whipped cream from a Holstein-printed can. Yes, please!

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the pricey side, don’t freak out when your $6 version arrives in a pint-sized Mason jar. The shake is made with Strafford Organic Creamery’s ice cream, and it’s filling. My maple confection, while not quite as thick as I expected, featured the honest flavors of fresh cream and Vermont syrup. Did I crave more when it was gone? Most certainly not.

Luckily, the “Sappy Squealer” pulled pork ($10), which I got on a housemade English muffin instead of a roll, had just the right portion of sticky maplebarbecue sauce. I piled my side of creamy, chunky coleslaw — accented with a perfect sprinkling of caraway seeds — atop the tender shreds of meat and dug in with fork and knife. If you’ve got a sweet tooth, you’ll have no complaints about this pleasant version of the Southern classic. But I wished the slaw

seemed closer to mediumwell-done than medium, but it tasted pleasant enough. The hash and eggs ($9), made with house-cured corned beef, tasted of green pepper and onion but wasn’t a memorable dish.

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Similarly, a mug of chunky Southwestern black-beanand-beef soup was $5, and a “Smoking Boar” sandwich rang up at $11. But that expensive stack of goodness was made with local cheddar, tomatoes and wheat bread, plus a trio of meats — turkey, ham and bacon — from Vermont Smoke and Cure. The New York Times once referred to those selfsame rashers as “possibly the best bacon on the planet.” Leaving aside the distressing paucity of mayonnaise, it was one mean club.

While I consistently enjoyed the diner’s excellent cold cuts and sausages, I noticed an arid quality in more than that triple-decker sandwich. The Reuben ($9) — here called a “Meatropolitan” — had the barest smear of creamy Thousand Island dressing on toast. (The condiment was used so sparingly that I had to deconstruct the sandwich to locate it.) Luckily, the rest was toothsome, including a melty slice of Boggy Meadow Swiss from New Hampshire.

A decadent plate of “Hog Heaven” — a pair of hot dogs wrapped in bacon and deep fried, served in perfectly toasted buns on a layer of coleslaw — also needed a little something to juice it up. The dogs and bacon themselves were crisp without being greasy, but the slaw on the buns didn’t have enough dressing to moisten the mix. The table offered a squeeze-bottle of ketchup — which I viewed as an insult to the fine swine — but no mustard.

If we don’t want our milk to come from cows on a steady diet of corn and antibiotics, our shakes are going to be pricier than the ones at Friendly’s. had a hint of vinegar or citrus to balance and brighten the meal.

The “zesty” pickle on the plate, really more of a standard spear, didn’t do the trick.

The same sweet barbecue sauce was used to good effect in an appetizer of golf-ball-sized hush puppies ($5) made with cornmeal from Butterworks Farm. The dense nuggets were flavorful, with added textural interest from fresh corn kernels mixed into the meal. Serving them in a cast-iron pan was a homey touch.

Another app, gravy fries, was also stellar. The diner’s rendition features a generous heap of golden, freshly cut spuds topped with a beefy dose of homemade gravy. I asked for mine with cheese, too, and got a blanket of gooey melted cheddar and jack.

With a sprinkle of salt, it was perfection. Can honest-to-goodness poutine, with squeaky Vermontmade curds, be far behind?

Several other dishes were fine, but failed to reach the heights of those two appetizers.

A burger ($8) topped with Green Mountain Blue Cheese

who opt for the former will pay a premium at nearly 50 cents extra per egg, but it’s worth noting that the eggs, whether over easy or scrambled, do taste different. And the chickens surely appreciate the gesture.

The Farmers Diner forces eaters to put their money where their mouths are in a recession: If we’d rather munch on cold cuts from Vermont Smoke and Cure than Sara Lee, we’re gonna have to pay. And if we don’t want our milk to come from cows on a steady diet of corn and antibiotics, our shakes are going to be pricier than the ones at Friendly’s. The question is, with the economy still down, are folks willing to shell out?

Given the weekday crowds at the diner, the answer, at least in Middlebury, seems to be yes.

With speedier service and some strategic tweaks to the fare, the Midd Farmers Diner could end up being a joint people choose just as often for its food as for its guiding philosophy.

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You may have traveled halfway around the world, but if you pick the wrong day to show up at a Taiwanese tea garden longing for a sip of oolong, you could be out of luck. John Wetzel, owner of Middlebury’s brand-new Stone Leaf Teahouse, learned this lesson the hard way. “You’d go there and it would be, like, ‘They’re roasting; come back in two days,’” he recalls.

But Wetzel stuck around until the leaves were ready, and the brews he sampled inspired him to share the wealth. “Those are the teas I brought back, the ones I watched them roast,” he says.

The 29-year-old’s 2008 travels through Taiwan and Vietnam were not Wetzel’s first encounter with fine tea. In college, a coworker who’d lived in China introduced him to infusions far more fragrant and nuanced than Lipton’s. After moving to Burlington, Wetzel became one of the founding staffers of Dobrá Tea, where he worked for two years.

Eventually, although he loves rich, doublefermented Pu’ers and astringent Japanese greens, Wetzel felt the pull of the outdoors. He left Dobrá to do seasonal stints at Rockville Market Farm and Lincoln Peak Vineyard, supplemented by hours at Daily Chocolate in Vergennes. But Wetzel couldn’t stop pondering the evidence that “there are a lot of people in Addison County who are really into tea.” “Working on farms, you have a lot of time to think. I spent a lot of time with my hands in the dirt thinking about this,” he says.

The fruit of his musings was a decision to become self-employed.

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Asked what she’d sample from her own menu, Caitlin Bilodeau, co-owner of The Belted Cow at The Lincoln inn in Essex Junction, isn’t sure.

“I would have trouble ordering,” she says with a chuckle. “All my favorite things are on the menu.”

The former Olympic fencer won’t have to wait long to see if diners share her preferences — the 85-seat restaurant opens its doors this Thursday.

In advance of the opening, Bilodeau’s partner, John Delpha, has been running the kitchen at the inn’s more casual eatery, alexander’s Pub & Grill.

Its new, fancier menu, featuring snacks such as marinated olives and mussels with smoked-tomato pesto and cream, has demanded some adjustment from the local bar crowd. To compensate, Bilodeau says that Delpha has restored chicken wings to the

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The folks who hawk produce at farmers markets and natural food stores may tend to be lovers rather than fighters, but that doesn’t mean the two food sources don’t compete. After all, one can buy only so many pork chops and heads of lettuce.

For the rest of the summer, healthy Living natural Foods market plans to bring its competition right to its doorstep. Starting this Sunday and continuing the third Sunday of every month, the locally owned store will host a South Burlington Farmers Market between 9:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m.

“It was our idea,” explains co-owner and GM eli Lesser-Goldsmith, who notes that this outdoor mart is a first for the populous Burlington suburb. “The farmers market movement is valid and wonderful … We thought, ‘What a great community-building event.’” So far, more than 30 vendors have signed up, including new Farms for new americans, on the Rise Bakery and Jericho Settlers’ Farm.

But Lesser-Goldsmith does acknowledge that the gathering will probably affect Healthy Living’s bottom line. “We’ll be sacrificing some of our produce sales, meat sales and bread sales,” he admits, but continues, “Making farmers successful goes beyond those losses … We’re doing it to show our support and complete devotion to the local movement.”

And, he hopes, folks will pop into the store to eat brunch or pick up items they couldn’t find outside.

In particular, he’s excited to point people in the direction of the meat department, where Frank Pace, formerly of Smokejacks and Shelburne Supermarket, will be butchering up a storm come Friday. “He’ll be our meat manager, managing a team of five guys,” Lesser-Goldsmith relates. “He comes to us with great experience and ideas about how to bring our meat market to the next level.”

“We’re trying to create sort of an old-fashioned type of butcher feel,” Lesser-Goldsmith explains.

“Where our staff knows customers’ names, we do a lot of special orders, a lot of demos, a lot of cooking, a lot of recipes.” Although they may not be available immediately, house-made sausages and other charcuterie are sure to be on the way. “We’re already buying equipment and getting ready for all of that,” says Lesser-Goldsmith.

— Suzanne PoDhaizeR

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But be forewarned: The new technology still has a bug or two. Buttons that are intended to isolate chicken, meat, seafood and vegetarian recipes don’t work as well as expected. Touching the little chicken drumstick icon leads to a delicious-looking “Barbecue Pulled Chicken” offering, but also to a poultry-free “Slow-Roasted Cherry Tomato Bruschetta.”

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Another planned innovation? In a nod to the far-flung origins of his product and to the local college, Wetzel hopes eventually to print his tea menu in all the tongues taught at Middlebury’s summer language program.

— Suzanne PoDhaizeR

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A partnership with Pete’s Greens will help keep the menu at The Belted Cow “ultra-seasonal.” The owners also wild-craft some ingredients themselves — they rustled up the ramps for a roasted halibut dish “just up the road in Westford.” Other menu items include Québecois Lac Brome duck breast with confit, parsnips and chanterelle mushrooms — and, for the less meat minded, Meadowbrook Farm ricotta-asparagus agnolotti with ramp brown butter.

But the fare is not the only thing that’s regional. The centerpiece of the room — once the Lincoln Inn’s coffee shop — is a 14-foot communal table made from the floorboards of an 18th-century Fairfax farmhouse’s kitchen. Just the right touch for a team that Bilodeau says is “obsessed” with keeping things in the neighborhood.

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Increasingly, it seems, they’re in front of their computers, typing furiously to capture tastes and textures in words.

The early months of 2009 have already given us a handful of books from locals eager to share their experiences — and sometimes their recipes. NECI’s founding chef put his life story on paper; a pair of married restaurant owners captured their sensuous experiences traveling in Italy; and a gardener passionate about sustainability worked to build a case for a more sensible way to grow and buy food.

To help you decide which one to bring to the beach (or the kitchen), we took a peek.

No Crying in the Kitchen: A Memoir of a Teaching Chef by Michel LeBorgne, The Public Press, 225 pages. $21.95.

In a country obsessed with the personal habits of the rich and famous — and with the colorful folks who cook for them — it’s no surprise that culinary memoirs are a growing genre. Over the past few years, these tell-all tomes from critics, chefs and even food bloggers have allowed the authors to air their dirty laundry. (Ruth Reichl cheated; Gael Greene slept with Elvis, Clint Eastwood and Burt Reynolds!) At the same time, of course, they offer lush descriptions of the fare.

The memoirs of Michel LeBorgne, founding chef of the New England Culinary Institute, aren’t quite in that glossy category. No Crying in the Kitchen tells the story of LeBorgne’s young life and apprenticeship in France, immigration to the United States, and eventual association with NECI. Published by a small authorowned and -subsidized press in Randolph, it looks and feels rough beside the prettily packaged, mass-market memoirs. It features a gradated-gray cover, recipes that call for foods not mentioned on the ingredient list and exclamation-point-sprinkled prose.

But these very quirks give the book an intimate feel, as if the chef is speaking aloud. When

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he talks of the 1998 opening of NECI Commons in Burlington, LeBorgne emotes in staccato: “Another opening! I thought Elm Street Café was my last one! Chef Robert Barral did this opening with me. Two heads are better than one!”

Compared with the more carefully managed, politically correct personae of many memoirists, LeBorgne may come across as bullish. He admits to head-butting a sassy student in NECI’s early days, suggests that women are easier

to teach because they “question your authority less,” and mocks servers who are not well trained.

“The waiter will expect a 20% tip,” he writes of an imaginary staffer who makes every mistake in the book. “I give him 5% and explain that it’s not personal, but he should learn his profession or sell pencils on the waterfront.”

But LeBorgne is tender, too, toward his hardworking wife, Anne-Marie, his students and his produce. “When shopping, do not let the bagger bruise your vegetables and fruits,” he cautions. “Food must be handled like a baby.” And, despite the

macho-posturing title, LeBorgne even admits to shedding the occasional tear.

The book may not have mass appeal, but those who have learned from or worked with “Chef Michel,” or Vermonters curious for a brief peek inside NECI, will find plenty of points of interest in this quick read.

Take these two passages: The post office where my father worked and our family lived was just a cold and dark house, with no running water. The only heat came from the stove and the fireplace in the kitchen. There was an outhouse. We had a root cellar, a huge garden, chickens, and rabbits. One of my chores was killing a chicken or a rabbit every Thursday. I also had to weed the garden, which I hated. To this day, I love fresh vegetables, but I hate gardening.

The public wants more gimmicks, whether undercooked green beans or more undercooked fish.

This is why chefs must adapt to the present without forgetting the principles of tantalizing the palate. You need to seduce customers with new dishes and pique their curiosity to come back to your restaurant.

In Late Winter We Ate Pears: A Year of Hunger and Love: Seasonal Recipes and Stories From an Italian Kitchen by deirdre heekin and Caleb Barber, Chelsea Green Publishing, 291 pages. $25.

In Late Winter We Ate Pears — a collaborative effort of spouses Caleb Barber and Deirdre Heekin, owners of Osteria Pane e Salute in Woodstock — could be considered a reinvention of

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This summer night, Caleb and I sit in our garden at a small table with two chairs eating dinner, that picnic so carefully packed.

The peonies have been blooming for three weeks now.

Although the chapters are organized by season, with delicious-sounding recipes closing each segment, the book seems to have been written with no

Local grower Ron Krupp is known for the Woodchuck’s Guide to Gardening, a colorful book that combines practical tips with poetry, recipes and resources. At the beginning of his new book, Lifting the Yoke, Krupp admits that when he returned to his writing tools, he intended to produce another creative how-to like the first.

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Unfortunately, some of the facts and scary statistics that pop up on each page lack citations, the inclusion of which would have gone a long way toward shoring up the book’s case. While it is lively and opinionated, Lifting the Yoke may not be particularly accessible to those who aren’t already singing in the local-foods choir. If, however, you’re a convert to Krupp’s camp, it’s the kind of read that will get you jazzed up about injustice — and excited about solutions.

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Lacking the chronological structure of most such works, Pears instead bounces back and forth in time and space. One moment the authors are celebrating Christmas at their Vermont home. “We prepared a French tea for our Christmas meal: lobster salad, pâté, tea sandwiches, and tiny cheese soufflés to be tasted with a glass of Sherry,” recalls Heekin, who wrote the chapters (Barber did the recipes). Turn two pages, and the couple is in Venice for Carnevale: “We crossed small footpaths over the canals where gondolas dressed in black and purple glided, a few with seventeenth-century lovers sharing a candlelight picnic … We walked until we found ourselves hungry again.”

Heekin also penned the new Chelsea Green book Libation: A Bitter Alchemy, a collection of writings on the topic of beverages ranging from wine to absinthe to her own homemade, rose-petalinfused brandy. In Pears, her prose has a dreamlike quality that lends itself to languid reading outside on a sunny afternoon, preferably with a picnic lunch nearby. Here’s another example:

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New York Dolls. And they were, well, fabulous. In their heyday, the NYC outfit was as cutting edge as it gets, resting comfortably in the pantheon of proto-punk alongside the MC5 and Iggy & the Stooges. But the Dolls’ significance exceeds just laying the groundwork for punk rock.

Ira Robbins of the legendary music ’zine Trouser Press famously credited the band with single-handedly forging the NYC rock scene that would birth the Ramones, Television and the Talking Heads. The Dolls’ flair for the theatric also begat the glamrock and New Wave scenes of the early 1980s. With a newly released, Todd Rundgren-produced album in tow, the Dolls’ surviving members will visit the Higher Ground Ballroom on Wednesday, June 24, with Austin soul upstarts Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears.

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NOT DEAD YET

All together now: exhale.

For yet another year, the Burlington Discover Jazz Fest has come and gone. And as much fun as I had boppin’ — and be-boppin’ and post-boppin’ — around, I gotta say, I am spent. You know those jerks who say they need a vacation from their vacation? Similar story here — minus the “vacationing” part, of course. But before we close the book on this year’s fest, I wonder if you’d indulge me for a quick story?

Gather ’round, childrens.

Of all the wonderfully crazy stuff I personally took in over the last two weeks — Belizbeha reunion, rubblebucket Orchestra on Church Street, Pink Martini, etc. — my single favorite moment of the festival almost didn’t happen. Friday night, while strolling home with my girlfriend — whom regular readers know as “Plus-One” — we happened into Halvorson’s for a nightcap. From outward appearances, the upper Church Street bistro was virtually deserted.

But as we turned to leave, one of the waitresses stopped us and suggested we take a peek out back.

When we neared the dimly lit hallway by the bathrooms, we began to hear sweetly sonorous strains emanating from the back patio. Drawing closer, THE JAzz GuYS it became apparent that someone was gettin’ seriously down.

Stepping into the brick-lined open-air room, I was half-expecting to find the second coming of Al Green — and maybe I did. Standing on stage in front of a crowd of maybe 40 people was Josh cassarino, looking more skate punk than soul singer, clad in an oversized white T-shirt, shorts and a flat-brimmed cap, cocked to the side. Cassarino was taking a break from manning the drums for his brother, guitarist Nick cassarino, and their parents, Tracie and Paul cassarino — The cassarino Family Band. (Eat your hearts out, von Trapps.) He was also up a little bit late for someone who probably should have been resting up for the high school boys’ lacrosse state finals later that week.

Oh, did I mention that Josh is 15?

At the conclusion of his tune — I don’t know what it was, and it doesn’t matter — there was a pregnant pause as the crowd’s collective jaw returned to its proper functional position. Then an eruption of hoots and hollers — including from yours truly — as Cassarino quietly returned to his spot behind the kit.

And that, my friends, is what BDJF is all about, not just the names on the Flynn marquee. It’s wandering into a sparsely populated back room and stumbling upon a performer whom you didn’t even know existed three minutes prior. And then not believing that you almost missed it.

Thanks again to the 2009 BDJF crew. Well played, folks.

This just in from rough Francis front man and direct descendant of Death itself (how badass is that?), Bobby Hackney Jr.: The band has signed a 7-inch vinyl deal with a small Chicago label called Moniker Records. Look for a fall release.

In related — and arguably cooler — news, both Rough Francis and Death recently played the Joey ramone Birthday Bash at Irving Plaza in NYC — which was featured at Spin.com. And, yes, you read that correctly. Death played live for the first time in 35 years. The kicker: They’re planning to do it again, backed by Rough Francis, at an in-theworks homecoming reunion in Detroit.

Awesome.

Now, I wonder if we could persuade Death to dust off their chops a little closer to their adopted hometown, too … just a thought.

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That sound you heard Sunday night was the unmistakable end of an error, er, era as oftmaligned lower Church Street disco Second Floor closed its doors for the last time. But before you get all weepy on me, I have good news! Or, I guess, more good news!

Local house DJ extraordinaire craig Mitchell has purchased the space and plans to give the old girl a facelift, transforming the joint into a legitimate dance club. In a recent phone conversation, Mitchell told “Soundbites” that he plans to “take it to the next level” by giving the space, which previously housed Club Millennium and legendary rock haunt Club Toast, a “big-city feel.”

In the conversation, Mitchell cited the relative dearth of clubs devoted exclusively to dance as a primary motivation for the move.

Though there are options aplenty on the weekends — Retronome, The Green Room, etc. — it’s true that there isn’t a single venue that caters solely to the ass-shakin’ crowd, especially one playing the latest club bangers and dance singles night in and night out.

Given his extensive network of DJs around the globe, you can expect Mitchell to bring in world-renowned talent on a regular basis.

But that doesn’t mean he’ll be leaving local turntablists out in the cold. He says he’ll tap the cream of the crop in B-town and surrounds as well.

Mitchell’s new venture, dubbed Lift, will open over July Fourth weekend. And sorry, kiddies. The club will be 21-plus.

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BONJOur? When last we saw Burlington’s The Jazz Guys they were … um …

When the hell was the last time we saw The Jazz Guys? Probably when they were The vanderpolls. But I digress.

Whenever it was, it appears Burlington’s crown pop princes spent some recent time off learning French. Either that or Celine Dion just recorded one of their tunes and sent me the MP3 — don’t rule it out.

In any event, it brings me great pleasure to welcome “Le Jazz Gars” back to the stage. They’ll be appearing in their current streamlined trio version — and, yes, singing in French — at Radio Bean this Friday.

They will be joined by Montréal post-punk duo Le Monde Dans Le Feu, who reportedly project their lyrics onto the wall when they play to encourage singing along. This, of course, will be all the more fun because — drum roll, s’il vous plait! — they sing in French, too.

BiTE TOrrENT Do you remember Motel Brown? They were just a little before my time, having disbanded in 1997. I guess we just missed each other.

But during their run, which began in the late 1980s, they were pretty hot stuff. As Burlington band reunions are rather in vogue these days, it makes sense that the band would choose now to get back together.

Check out the original lineup — curiously, under a new moniker: The Liquid — this Saturday at Halvorson’s.

Last month, I told you about vT union cohorts DJ A-Dog and Nastee’s Wednesday night underground hip-hop residency, True School at Nectar’s. If you haven’t been yet, Wednesday, June 17 — as in, the day this issue comes out — would be a good time to remedy that situation, as the dynamic duo welcomes up-and-coming NYC MC Termanology to the stage. See what you miss when you wait to pick up the paper?

And last but not least, The Weekly Obligatory Benefit Show Shout Out: Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program Fundraiser with Brother Through Glass, villanelles, Workingman’s Army, Greasecutter and Y69.

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Jenny Schneider & Friends (Roots/Rock/Rhythm/Soul)

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MiaMi Vice — When one thinks of Miami, indie music is hardly the first thing that comes to mind. Cuban conga and rumba? Sure.

High-energy house and electronica? And how. But in recent years, this vibrant arts city has become a hot spot for cutting-edge indie rock. Case in point is eclectic “shake-a-billy” songwriter Rachel

Goodrich,

whose slyly whimsical debut Tinker Toys led the New York Times to recently dub her “the queen of the Miami indie rock scene.” This Monday, June 22, Goodrich rambles into Club Metronome, where she’ll be backed by “squiggle synth” sensations and fellow Miamians The Jean Marie. Bermuda shorts not recommended.

HiGHeR GRound SHowcaSe LounGe: 3rd Saturday dance Party on Friday with dJ alan Perry, 8:30 p.m., $7/10.

AA. JP’S Pub: dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LeuniG’S: Mike Martin & Geoff Kim (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

LincoLn inn TaVeRn: creme de blue (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

THe MonKey HouSe: Greyspoke, evan crandle & the Too Hot to Handle (jam, funk), 9 p.m., $5. necTaR’S: Seth yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. VT Refugee Resettlement Program with brother Through Glass, Villanelles, workingman’s army, Greasecutter, y69 (rock), 10:30 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. niGHTcRawLeRS: The Hitmen (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

PaRiMa Main STaGe: The white affair with dJ Tricky Pat & Friends (eclectic DJs), 9 p.m., Donations.

Radio bean: andrew Stearns (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free.

Jenny Montana & The Fancy Pants, bridget Martin (indie), 8 p.m., Free.

Le Monde dans Le Feu, The Jazz Guys (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

RaSPuTin’S: Top Hat danceteria (DJ), 10 p.m., $3.

Red SquaRe: quiet Songs: The Myra Flynn Trio with Paul boffa (neosoul), 6 p.m., Free. Lowell Thompson band (alt-country), 9 p.m., $3. nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

Rí Rá iRiSH Pub: Supersounds dJ, 10 p.m., Free.

Second FLooR: Voodoo with dJ Robbie J. (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3/10.

:: central bLacK dooR baR & biSTRo: dr. burma (funk), 9:30 p.m., $5. cHaRLie o’S: First in Space (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

GuSTo’S: The complaints (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.

LanGdon STReeT caFé: Sara Grace & The Suits (folk-soul), 9 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley 51 Main: Rail (jazz), 8:30 p.m., Free. bRiSToL baKeRy and caFé: anthony Santor Group (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. ciTy LiMiTS: Top Hat entertainment dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. on THe RiSe baKeRy: Live Music, 7:30 p.m., Free.

Two bRoTHeRS TaVeRn: Mellow yellow (rock), 9:30 p.m., $3.

:: northern bee’S KneeS: Tammy Fletcher Mountain Girl (roots), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

THe Hub PizzeRia & Pub: How To Stay alive in the woods (indie), 9 p.m., Free.

Jd’S Pub: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3.

MaTTeRHoRn: conscious Roots (reggae), 9 p.m., $5.

RuSTy naiL: dJ eric G (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $5.

:: regional KRazy HoRSe SaLoon: in Laws (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

MonoPoLe: Lucid (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

MonoPoLe downSTaiRS: Gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free.

naKed TuRTLe: bruce Patnode & bill Jock (acoustic), 6 p.m., Free. Ten year Vamp (rock), 10 p.m., Free. oLiVe RidLey’S: benjamin bright (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

SAT.20

:: burlington area bacKSTaGe Pub: Smoking Gun (rock), 9 p.m., Free. bReaKwaTeR caFé: Mango Jam (zydeco), 6 p.m., Free. cLub MeTRonoMe: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

FRanny o’S: balance dJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

GReen RooM: envy with dJ Mike Swells (house), 10 p.m., Free.

HaLVoRSon’S uPSTReeT caFé: The Liquid (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

JP’S Pub: dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LincoLn inn TaVeRn: The Phil abair band (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

MaRRioTT HaRboR LounGe: The Trio featuring Paul cassarino, Tracie cassarino & Jeff wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

THe MonKey HouSe: blowtorch, Screen Vinyl image, The Vacant Lots (rock), 9 p.m., Free. necTaR’S: Lendway, Hollis brown (indie-rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. niGHTcRawLeRS: Run for cover (rock), 9 p.m., Free. odd FeLLowS HaLL: doomriders, another breath, unrestrained, dome, wreck (hardcore), 7 p.m., $10.

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Myra Flynn, Crooked measures

Bridget Martin, Imogen’s eyes (Self-released, CD)

(Self-released, CD) After years spent honing her craft in various nightclubs around the state — oftentimes three or four nights per week — Vermont’s reigning (only?) neo-soul siren, Myra Flynn, has finally released her debut album, Crooked Measures. And it appears the chanteuse’s yeo(wo)man efforts are well rewarded. The disc is an expertly conceived and deftly executed affair that, while not without occasional flaws, reveals a rising young local talent on the cusp of reaching her full potential.

Following a light doo-wop intro, the record gets underway with the classic R&B-tinged “Feels Like the Sunshine.” Flynn’s smooth, breathy flow lilts breezily over understated but immaculate backing rhythms.

The singer is immediately commanding, displaying honey-coated chops and appropriately subtle phrasing.

Particularly in her chest voice, Flynn possesses a naturally engaging delivery. Where she gets into trouble, though, here and in instances throughout the album, are in flights of falsetto. It’s not that she lacks the range to pull off such dalliances. Rather, it’s almost as if her own melody lines catch her off guard. The result, especially compared to the vivacity of her usual full-throated soul bombast, is frustratingly thin.

Fortunately, such occurrences are the exception to the rule. And rules, it seems, are something Myra Flynn has little use for.

“Neo-soul,” like so many other newfangled genre offshoots, is nebulous at best. Flynn takes full advantage of the freedom afforded by that (lack of) distinction, touching on a remarkable array of styles. From lighterworthy torch song “Long Fall Down” and the piano-driven “So It Goes,” to the charmingly rootsy “Small Talk” and electro-ish album closer “Fragile,” the singer is equally comfortable with a diverse range of idioms. Yet despite her myriad stylistic forays, she never abandons her roots, infusing each cut with a smart helping of diva attitude.

Flynn enlisted a number of local luminaries to aid in the recording, including Bob Levinson (drums), songwriter Justin Levinson (acoustic guitar, harmonica, backing vocals) and frequent “Quiet Songs” collaborator Paul Boffa (guitars, bass). Recording whiz Colin McCaffrey engineered the disc, also adding his considerable talents as a multi-instrumentalist and arranger. Rounding out the crew, Vermont’s Righteous Babe Anaïs Mitchell contributed vocals to the sparkling “Miss Independence.”

Myra Flynn celebrates Crooked Measures with a release party this Saturday, June 20, at Burlington’s FlynnSpace. Don’t be surprised if a few of the guest stars from the record drop by to lend a hand — or a voice (wink, wink). dan Bolles

Funny story: Recently, Bridget Martin, sister of local songwriter Jenny Martin (aka. Jenny Montana), stopped by the Seven Days office to drop off her new CD, Imogen’s Eyes. When the coworker who had received her came to my desk to inform me of my visitor, she mentioned that she thought Martin might be deaf, as she was using a pen and notepad to communicate. Typically, I’m loathe to meet with unannounced callers. But music critics very rarely work with the hearing impaired, for obvious reasons. Curiosity piqued, I emerged to greet her. Long story short, following a series of rather awkward exchanges — during which, I’ll remind you, I thought Martin to be deaf — I returned to my desk and popped the disc into my player.

At this point, two things became (almost) immediately clear. One, Bridget Martin is one hell of a songwriter. Two — and here’s the embarrassingly funny part — Bridget Martin is not deaf. She had, um, merely lost her voice, hence the pen and paper. The latter fact I would later confirm through a mutual friend, just to be sure — and lest a call to David Fricke be in order.

Though I’ll not be dialing my direct emergency line to Rolling Stone quite yet — dirty secret: all music crits have one — Imogen’s Eyes is a remarkable record, through and through. From the sleepy bedroom pop of opener “Battle Tears” and slow-burning bruiser “Adelaide,” to quieter, mostly acoustic numbers such as “Magnified Already” and “Mandy,” to the lazily countrified “Body of Water,” Martin trades in a kind of haphazardly breezy, heart-onsleeve indie fare that could rest comfortably somewhere in the space between Rilo Kiley and Yo La Tengo.

Martin is something of a globetrotter, having spent time recently touring in New Zealand and Australia, as well as living in Korea, where most of these tunes were penned with her band, Bridget and the Puppycats — great name. The album itself, however, was largely recorded at Big Orange Studios in Addison, under the watchful eyes — and acute ears — of producer Ryan Power. And with the aid of some local luminaries, including Power on drums, keys and backing vocals, and Paddy Reagan (bass, banjo), Martin has crafted a cleverly idiosyncratic album that reveals new charms with each listen.

So, is Bridget Martin an indie-pop Beethoven? No. But she is an immensely talented and imaginative songwriter nonetheless. And one who will prove a welcome addition to Burlington’s bustling indie scene, should she choose to stick around for a while.

Catch Bridget Martin at Radio Bean this Friday, June 19, with Jenny Montana and The Fancy Pants. dan Bolles

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:: central

rí rá irish pUB: irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free.

:: northern Bee’s knees: poor howard stith (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

The hUB pizzeria & pUB: Jazz on Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

MON.22 :: burlington area

BlaCk door Bar & BisTro: Mad Mountain scramblers (bluegrass), 9:30 p.m., $5.

The CenTer Bakery & CaFé: Billy Caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., Free.

Charlie o’s: Murder Weapon (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

GUsTo’s: live Music (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. laMB aBBey: Wussy, Chris Brokaw (rock), 8 p.m., Donations. lanGdon sTreeT CaFé: Morning Music with Michael arnowitt (jazz), 10 a.m., Donations. evan Crandle & The Too hot to handle (funk), 9 p.m., Donations.

1/2 loUnGe: heal-in sessions with reverence & nickel B (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

242 Main: Team ropespierre, nose Bleed island, how To stay alive in the Woods (indie), 8:30 p.m., $7. AA. BreakWaTer CaFé: Fattie B’s summer rewind (hip-hop), 6 p.m., Free.

ClUB MeTronoMe: rachel Goodrich, The Jean Marie (indie), 9 p.m., $8/10.

18+. neCTar’s: hamma Jang (rock), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. radio Bean: open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. rUBen JaMes: Why not Monday? with dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley

:: central

51 Main: paul asbell (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

CiTy liMiTs: dance party with dJ earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. on The rise Bakery: live Music, 7:30 p.m., Free.

TWo BroThers TaVern: dJ dizzle (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

BlaCk door Bar & BisTro: Michael arnowitt (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. lanGdon sTreeT CaFé: open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

:: northern

:: burlington area

Bee’s knees: laslo Cameo (roots), 7:30 p.m., Free.

The hUB pizzeria & pUB: sour Boy (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

MaTTerhorn: live dJ (rock), 9 p.m., Free. pieCasso: karaoke Championship with John Wilson & danger dave, 9:30 p.m., Free. rUsTy nail: drama squad dJ Johnny p (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $5.

1/2 loUnGe: The dog daze with dJs a-dog & Big dog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

BreakWaTer CaFé: aaron Flinn (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. linColn inn doWnsTairs: Jam night with Matt nerbak & Friends, 7 p.m., Free.

The Monkey hoUse: hip-hop open Mic with dakota, 10 p.m., Free.

MonTy’s old BriCk pUB : open Mic night, 6 p.m., Free. neCTar’s: WBkM Bluesday Tuesday with The Book’em Blues Band, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. pariMa aCoUsTiC loUnGe: island night with dJ skinny T (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. radio Bean: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. r.i.s.e. (World), 8:30 p.m., Free. honky Tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. red sqUare: World Bashment with demus & super k (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

:: regional Monopole: lucid (rock), 10 p.m., Free. oliVe ridley’s: sirsy (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

TaBU CaFé and niGhTClUB: all night dance party with dJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

SUN.21 :: burlington area

1/2 loUnGe: Funhouse with dJ rob douglas, Moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free.

242 Main: la Circa, The Things They Carried, apollo 51, pittsburgh zombies (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA. BaCksTaGe pUB: karaoke with pete, 9 p.m., Free.

BreakWaTer CaFé: Billy Caldwell (singer-songwriter), 4 p.m., Free.

ClUB MeTronoMe: ozric Tentacles (psychedelic), 9 p.m., $15/18. 18+.

Family night open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+).

Franny o’s: Balance dJ & karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. hiGher GroUnd shoWCase loUnGe: Jake shimabukuro (ukulele), 8:30 p.m., $12/14. AA. linColn inn TaVern: pine street Jazz with Matt Wright, 6 p.m., Free. neCTar’s: Mi yard reggae night with Big dog & demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. niGhTCraWlers: karaoke with steve leClair, 7 p.m., Free. radio Bean: old Time sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. andrew Vladeck (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Joshua panda (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free. orb Melon (country), 10 p.m., Free. red sqUare: left eye Jump (blues), 9 p.m., Free.

TUE.23

hiGher GroUnd shoWCase loUnGe: northern exposure with lowest of Tides, simpatico, Therevada (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5. AA. linColn inn TaVern: eagle Country Music night with audio Journal, 7 p.m., Free.

ManhaTTan pizza & pUB: open Mic with andy lugo, 10 p.m., Free. neCTar’s: True school Wednesday with nastee & a-dog (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. radio Bean: ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free. red sqUare: hughes, stone & Bolles (honky-tonk), 8 p.m., Free. dJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. seCond Floor: superstar karaoke with robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

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radio Bean: iliamna (rock), 7 p.m., Free. Find:r (rock), 8 p.m., Free. The and Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Ten elevenths (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Brother Through Glass (rock), 11:45 p.m., Free. raspUTin’s: Massive (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. red sqUare: adam ezra Band (rock), 9 p.m., $3. dJ a-dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. rí rá irish pUB: The Complaints (rock), 9 p.m., Free. seCond Floor: déjà Vu ladies’ night (DJ), 9 p.m., $3/10.

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:: central Charlie o’s: entendre (rock), 10 p.m., Free. lanGdon sTreeT CaFé: Mari rosa (World), 8 p.m., Donations. r.i.s.e.

(World), 9 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley CiTy liMiTs: karaoke with Balance entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. on The rise Bakery: open Bluegrass session, 7:30 p.m., Free.

TWo BroThers TaVern: open Mic night, 9 p.m., Free.

File Under … ? — In most record stores — of both

the physical and electronic variety — you’ll find Taj

Mahal filed

under “blues.” Though there’s a degree of accuracy in that designation, in reality, the legendary songwriter’s voluminous canon defies such tidy categorization. Undoubtedly, his blues and country roots are often readily apparent. But they act more as a framework for his singular sound, which includes influences from nearly every corner of the globe. Whether solo

:: northern

or in collaboration — with anyone from Hall and Oates to Sheryl Crow,

Bee’s knees: alan Greenleaf & The doctor (blues), 7:30 p.m., Free. m

Ali Farka Touré to The Blues Brothers — the two-time Grammy winner has explored every musical nook and cranny he could find throughout a heralded, 40-plus-year career. This Thursday, June 18, he’ll appear at the Higher Ground Ballroom.

In appreciation of dads!

:: central Charlie o’s: karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. lanGdon sTreeT CaFé: didymo (old-time), 8 p.m., Donations.

Main sTreeT Grill and Bar: Miriam Bernardo & Jairo (Latin), 7 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley TWo BroThers TaVern: Monster hits karaoke, 9 p.m.

:: northern Bee’s knees: Bottomshelf Bootleggers (old-time), 7:30 p.m., Donations. pieCasso: karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

WED.24 :: burlington area

1/2 loUnGe: sirenix: queen City songwriter series with Jen Crowell (singer-songwriters), 9 p.m., Free.

BreakWaTer CaFé: General lee (rock), 5:30 p.m., Free. hiGher GroUnd BallrooM: new york dolls, Black Joe lewis & the honeybears (punk), 8:30 p.m., $20/25.

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venues411 1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

242 Main St., Burlington, 862-2244.

38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

51 Main, 51 Main St., Middlebury, 388-8209.

Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111.

All Fired Up, 9 Depot Sq., Barre, 479-9303.

The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Ariel’s Riverside Café & Pub, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295.

Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000.

Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513.

Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361.

Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

The Blue Note Café, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Burnham Hall, 52 East River Rd., Lincoln, 453-3803.

Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444.

Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

The Bristol Bakery, 16 Main St., Bristol, 453-3280.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292.

Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781.

Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232.

Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101.

The Center Bakery & Cafe, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury Center, 244-7500.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

City Sports Grille, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720.

Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

Dan’s Place, 31 Main Street, Bristol, 453-2774.

Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636.

Designhaus, 22 Church St., Burlington, 310-5019.

Dobrá Tea, 80 Church St., Burlington, 951-2424.

Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124.

Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669.

Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777.

Hooters, 1705 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 660-8658.

The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678.

The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626.

Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474.

JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-8433.

Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-570-8888.

La Brioche, 159 North Main St., Barre, 476-4276.

L.A.C.E., 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317.

Main St. Grill & Bar, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901.

Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200.

Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067.

Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209.

Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116.

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Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-324-2200.

On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Peabody’s Pub, 11 Clinton St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411.

Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453.

The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777.

Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188.

Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202.

Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189.

Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-0666.

Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394.

T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

Two Friends Bistro, 1210 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 658-4810.

Three Bean Café, 22 Pleasant St., Randolph, 728-3533.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Vergennes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 877-6737.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6765.

Wasted City Studios, 1610 Troy Ave., Colchester, 324-8935.

Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100.

Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

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“Doodling” with Chuck Cleaver and Lisa Walker of Wussy

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ussy, of Cincinnati, Ohio, have garnered a fair amount of national ink in recent years. And much like their music — raw, at times dysfunctional and thoroughly engrossing — critical praise has been varied and startling. For example, Rolling Stone’s Robert Christgau writes, “Imagine Yo La Tengo too tight to get cute or far out dispensing a Velvet Underground derivative fluent enough to warm the erectile tissue of anyone with a thing for guitar drones.” See what I mean?

Wussy are back out on the road, touring behind their excellent new self-titled release. Seven Days caught up with the band’s Chuck Cleaver and Lisa Walker by phone, in advance of their upcoming Lamb Abbey show, and chatted about band names, junk food, journalistic folly and a supposed resemblance to … Katharine Hepburn? seVen Days: oK, I usually avoid this question like the plague. But I have to ask: Where did the name Wussy come from?

CHUCK CLEAVER: It was sort of a back-burner kind of thing I had when I was in The Ass Ponies. A lot of people give me grief because I tend to choose kind of … I don’t really consider them “controver-

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sial,” but I just like the way certain things sound. And I just like the way it looks. That’s what the weird thing is — it’s a good-looking word. It’s got a lot of curves in it. It looks good on a T-shirt, you know? sD: Well, that’s as good a reason as any, I guess. Moving on … how did your approach differ on the new record as opposed to your previous efforts?

CC: Well, I think our idea was that we wanted to sound like a conglomeration [of ] the first two. We really liked the sort of crunchy immediacy of the first record [Funeral Dress]. And we really liked the … produced sounds of the second one [Left for Dead]. We just wanted to make a combination.

So, purposely, none of the amps on [Wussy] are any bigger than, like, about 14 inches. They’re really small amplifiers. They’re just well miked. We wanted that sort of trashy, garbage-y sound. But it’s well recorded. It’s done right. And we were both on good writing feet at the time. We just got lucky. In studios, it’s just always luck. With us, anyway. You just never know.

You could just come out with a total turd. sD: and you’re already working on your fourth album?

CC: Yeah, actually. We’re coming up with new material … We tend to get a record done and almost immediately start working on another one.

The perfect match.

sD: and what kind of stuff can we expect from that?

CC: I think probably something like … oh, what’s the song? “Muscle Cars.” That’s kind of the … well, it’s a little bit more intricate, a little more varied. I think we’ll probably head off in that direction a little bit.

I mean, I don’t want to make anything symphonic or anything.

But with the new person [Joe Klug, drums], we’ll be able to do a lot more. Nothing against our old drummer [Dawn Burman]. She was perfect for what we needed.

But at the same time her style was pretty basic. sD: There is a sort of haphazard quality to your music. It’s not necessarily sloppy, but maybe … disjointed? How much of that would you say is intentional?

CC: I don’t know that it’s intentional as much as it is just how we play. Lisa tunes to a different tuning than I do. So, at least between the guitars, a lot of that dissonance and tension is just because the guitars are tuned differently.

And we try to keep it loose, especially the vocal stuff. We really like the way The Band did it: harmonies, but not always right on top of each other. I mean, we try and be as precise as we can as far as pitch goes. But as far as where we put them, it’s like, “Wherever you feel like wailing, just go ahead.”

And Lisa, for all intents and purposes, is our vocal arranger. She’s just really adept at that.

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In studios, it’s always just luck … you could just come out with a total turd.

CHuCK CleaVeR sD: you’ve had some pretty interesting things written about your band. What is the strangest thing that’s been written about Wussy?

LISA WALKER: Somebody told me that I sounded like Katharine Hepburn. That was really strange.

But he’s also insane …

And a Cincinnati magazine, which is actually a good magazine — it’s like our town’s glossy magazine that when people move away they subscribe to — they said that we sampled “various cheeses from around the country.” sD: Really? In what context?

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LW: I don’t know! I think what happened is that Chuck said they like to sample cheese doodles. Regional chips, you know? Because every region has their own little brands. So they wanted to try all of the puffed cheeses from around the country.

Not actual cheese. Junk food.

But I think, since they’re, like, the hoity-toity magazine in town, they changed it. Their fact-checker called, like, really early in the morning, and I just said yes to everything [laughing]. So I think that’s what happened … But it gave people a delightfully wrong impression, so we were very pleased with it. m

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WED.17 activism Greenpeace Meeting: Brains set in motion ideas for future Vermont chapter campaigns and events.

Greenpeace Office, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 881-0315.

business Kelley Marketing Meeting: Marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals brainstorm help for local nonprofits over breakfast. Room 103, Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-6495.

dance Hip-Hop Workshop: Pop-'n'-lockers pick up moves at an uptempo streetdance session. Essex Junction Great Events, Essex Junction, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 578-8330.

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Beginners Sewing: Novice stitchers take baby steps on a sewing machine and plot out first projects. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $40 includes all materials.

Info, 862-7417.

'Creating a Financial Future': Cash-conscious consumers wise up on the future of their funds by learning about investments and saving.

Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104.

Fundraising Book Sale: Bibliophiles peruse thousands of novels, CDs and DVDs to find appealing additions to their bookshelves. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

Homeownership Info Meeting: Prospective house hunters learn about the resources available to them through the Permanently Affordable Homeownership Program. Champlain Housing Trust, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-6244.

film 'Milk' and Cookies: The Peace & Justice Center serves up a showing of the Oscar-winning film, free Ben & Jerry's ice cream and a discussion of social movements. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 922-7002.

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road scholar You might think a young singer-songwriter who caught Ani DiFranco’s attention early on would always have known she was meant to make music. But Anaïs Mitchell, who grew up on a Vermont sheep farm, once thought she’d be a journalist: “Not unlike artists,” she says, “they’re always traveling, always writing, loving their loneliness, feeling somehow that they have their finger on the pulse.” At 17, Mitchell used that passion to begin writing songs rife with metaphors drawn from politics, mythology, literature and, of course, that lonely open road. She recorded her first album, The Song They Sang When Rome Fell, in just one afternoon in Texas; after her second album she was signed to DiFranco’s label, Righteous Babe Records. The winner of the 2003 Kerrville New Folk Award brings her soprano voice back to Burlington for an intimate concert this Friday, with folk-pop alto Meg Hutchinson opening.

AnaÏs Mitchell

Friday, June 19, 7:30 p.m., at the UVM Recital Hall in Burlington. $12-15. Info, 863-5966. www.uvm.edu/laneseries

Champlain Islands Farmers Market: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 372-3420.

'Local Solutions' Potluck: First Branch Sustainability Network hosts a BYO-dish supper for neighbors to discuss ways to keep the community and the environment vibrant. Town Hall, Chelsea, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 658-7752 or 802-439-5324.

Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and fresh veggies vie for spots in shoppers' totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178.

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NEW NORTH END FARMERS MARKET: Local veggies, root beer, artisanbaked goods and more mix with live tunes for easy shopping. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8072, newnorthendmarket@hotmail.com.

PASTA DINNER: Diners pile their plates with noodles, salad, bread and dessert to support the Turning Point Center's upcoming move. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $4-8. Info, 861-3150.

SOUTH END FARMERS MARKET: Residents of the Queen City's southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce at outdoor stalls.

Flynndog, Burlington, 3:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 660-8526.

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MARITAL CHORDS AND DISCORDS My, how times change: In its time, Pierre Beaumarchais’ 1784 stage comedy The Marriage of Figaro was banned in Vienna because it poked fun at the aristocracy. Today, Mozart’s musical adaptation is a much-adored opera buffa. The masterpiece serves to cap the Green Mountain Opera Festival, now in its fourth year. Given Marriage’s cross-dressing, mistaken identities and sexy servants, it’s not hard to imagine why censors of yore objected — and why the opera has since become a howling success. This production of the second part of Mozart’s Figaro trilogy brings together the large voices of international opera singers such as Jennifer Aylmer (Susanna) and Andrew Wilkowske (Figaro) for la folle giornata — or, for those of us not up on our Italian, “the day of madness.” Catch the tail end of the fest to find out what sorts of craziness will ensue.

‘THE MARRIAGE OF FIGARO’

BABYTIME: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:3011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

'SCHOOL'S OUT!' COOKOUT & DANCE: Teens rejoice in a break from their books at this food and movement party. Addison Central Teen Center, Middlebury, 5-10 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3910.

SUMMER READING REGISTRATION: Avid young readers sign on for a season of page turning. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free.

Info, 652-7080.

'WORLD DRUMMING': Jim Fitzmorris, drummer for the Afro-Brazilian band Sambatucada, lets young musicians help create the beat. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

Friday, June 19, 7:30 p.m., and Sunday, June 21, 3 p.m., at the Barre Opera House. $10-50. Info, 476-8188. www.greenmountainoperafestival.com

THE LIVING DEAD

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What would Samuel de Champlain think of his namesake lake today? The Foundation for Arts and Culture of the Chambly Basin in Québec figured he might be curious about what we’ve been up to over the last 400 years. Artistic Director Bernice Hamel organized a traveling living-history performance that stops at Rouses Point and the St. Albans Franco-American Heritage Festival along its route. “Champlain” may row ashore in his canoe and get a welcome from the region’s most accomplished folk since 1609. Historical characters on hand include Hélène Boullé (Champlain’s wife), Dame Emma Albani (an opera soprano who performed for the likes of Queen Victoria and Tsar Alexander II), Louise de Ramsay (the firstever businesswoman in the Lake Champlain area) and other painters and musicians. Their Francophone performance comes with English translation and a chorus by Isle La Motte’s Michael Waters, entitled “Discovery of Lake Champlain.” Don’t miss this resurrected troupe.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ANNEMIEKE SPOELSTRA: The pianist plays Bach, Chopin and Brahms with the mission of raising funds for the education of orphans in Africa.

Congregational Church, Charlotte, 7-8:45 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 578-7140.

'ETERNAL RHYTHM': Jim Fitzmorris coaxes tunes from novice musicians.

Bring your own instrument or borrow one. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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Saturday, June 20, 11:45 a.m., at St. Albans Bay Park, and Wednesday, June 24, 1:30 p.m., at Gaines Marina in Rouses Point, N.Y. Free. Info, 297-2064 and 524-1492.

ALL GROWN UP

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Inspired by the quadricentennial hullabaloo, many towns near the lake are exploring their roots. Sitting just east of the coast, Bristol is one of them. Or should we say, “Pocock”?

Yessiree, when the second largest community in Addison County was chartered in 1762, founders gave it the name of a venerable English admiral. Pocock became Bristol shortly after, in 1789, and the second name stuck.

Now the townsfolk party for their pedigree at the first annual street fair, Pocock Rocks!, one of the official Quad events. Cars will be banished from Main Street, replaced with two performance stages, a farmers market, antiques and crafters, and tastings of wine and beer — including an exclusive Pocock Pilsner from The Bobcat Café & Brewery. The musical lineup includes Cajun and zydeco music from Mango Jam (pictured), as well as Bread and Bones, Gumbo Ya Ya, and more. Party down in a town that grew up nicely.

‘POCOCK ROCKS!’

Saturday, June 20, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., at Main Street in Bristol. Free. Info, 453-7378. www.addisoncounty.com

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outdoors 'Summer Weed Walk': Sandra Lory, of Mandala Botanicals, leads a meandering stroll through Stonecutter's Way to identify local edibles and medicinal plants. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 2238004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain. com.

'gIrlS nIght: the muSIcal': Audiences follow five friends as they relive their past, celebrate the present and look to the future on a wild and hilarious karaoke night out. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $30-48. Info, 863-5966.

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talks emerald aSh Borer IdentIfIcatIon & detectIon: Forest protection specialist Jay Lackey gives the scoop on this exotic beetle pest as it crawls into Vermont. Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

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BaSIc computer tutorIng for SenIorS: Americorps volunteer Casey Clark helps preregistered seniors conquer newfangled technology in a no-stress environment. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-11 a.m.

Free. Info, 878-6955.

BuddhISt teachIng SerIeS: Venerable Amy Miller, Buddhist nun, shares the ancient teachings of Siddhartha Gautama. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. 'full throttle': Harley owners saddle up and ride to Shelburne Museum for a barbecue and viewing of the new exhibit on — what else? — motorcycle design. Green Mountain HarleyDavidson, Essex Junction, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 878-4778. fundraISIng Book Sale: See WED.17, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m.

an evenIng WIth green candle theatre company: Local thespian Michael Jordan Evans presents tidbits of his one-man show, Manisex Destiny, Part 1, in an intimate setting. Outer Space Café, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. midnight. Free. Info, 316-1822. 'dameS at Sea': Saint Michael's Playhouse introduces small-town girl Ruby as she takes New York City by storm in this off-Broadway family musical. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's Colchester, 6x9 ad College, 5/29/09 9:578 p.m.

AM Page 1 $31-34. Info, 654-2281.

mt. manSfIeld Scale modelerS: Hobbyists break out the superglue and sweat the small stuff at a miniatureconstruction skill swap. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-0765.

'Spend Smart': Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks. Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 107. vInyl donatIon: Drop off old-fashioned alternatives to CDs to let them circulate among groovy music diggers.

Mason Brothers Architectural Salvage & Antiques, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 222-9506.

health & fitness 'keep that SprIng In your SpIne!': Rolfer Robert Rex combines Kundalini yoga and Rolf Movement Integration to show folks how to keep their vertebrae happy. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5 p.m. $10. Info, 863-2569.

'dameS at Sea': See WED.17, 8 p.m. 'love letterS': UVM Theater Director Gregory Ramos presents A.R. Gurney's Pulitzer-prize-nominated drama following a bittersweet, 50-year relationship. Grand Isle Lake House, Grand Isle, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 372-5049.

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'Booked for lunch': Young ones bring bagged eats and listen to a librarian read Jungle Drums. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. mattheW WItten: This troubadour warbles about waves as he sings and tells tales about Lake Champlain.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7216. muSIc WIth peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

mIchel leBorgne: The author of No Crying in the Kitchen whets readers' appetites with anecdotes, photos and recipes tracing his culinary escapades from Brittany to NECI. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

franco-amerIcan herItage feSt gala: Folks gear up for the Quad fest with a viewing of the Lois McClure schooner accompanied by tunes by the Will Patton Ensemble and eats by Jeff's Maine Seafood. St. Albans Bay Park, St. Albans, 6-9 p.m. $40. Info, 524-1492.

food & drink mIllS rIverSIde farmerS market: A local band serenades passersby grazing through fresh goods and knickknacks.

Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-5899.

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Book your balloon ride today at www.quecheeballoonfestival.com!

30th Annual Quechee Balloon, Fine Art, Craft & Music Festival Friday, June 19 – Sunday, June 21 Quechee Village,Vermont Did you know that New England’s Most Beautiful Balloon Ride is in your own backyard?

Changes in Latitudes (Buffett Tribute Band)

Five Balloon Ascensions

young farmerS mIxer: Newbie ag growers bond over homegrown sustenance, local suds, live tunes and a roarin' nighttime bonfire. Center for Agricultural Economy, Hardwick, 6 p.m.

- midnight. Free for young farmers; others by donation. Info, 684-1030.

• Ride one of our 20 magnificent balloons!

• Taste great food & Vermont products.

• Hear great music daily & nightly.

• Shop for fine arts and crafts.

• See hilarious comedy, disc dogs, parachute jumpers and Champ!

Balloon Rides make a great gift for Dads, Grads and that special someone!

Also, see clubdates in Section B. BurlIngton concert Band rehearSal: Listen to the community group tune their strings and sharpen their skills for their upcoming performance season. Burlington High School, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467. 'groovIn' on the green' concert SerIeS: Fox & Company sound out classic rock on the village green. Maple Tree Place, Williston, 5:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 879-9100. muSIc at mooSe meadoW: Pianist Cody Michaels presses keys to create neoclassical contemporary airs. Moose Meadow Lodge, Duxbury, 6 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 244-8354, info@elevachamberplayers.com. 'opera for everyone': Audio samples help opera fans develop a sharper ear and learn more about the development of compositions. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. rotary concert SerIeS: Young Tradition executes Celtic and alternative indie rock sounds for community fans. Rain site: Thatcher Brook School. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2199.

outdoors lake champlaIn land truSt Walk: Registered walkers take a family-friendly stroll to discover 480-million-yearold fossils in dozens of exposed outcroppings. Goodsell Ridge Fossil Preserve, Isle La Motte, 10 a.m. - noon.

Free. Info, 862-4150.

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dr. BIke: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to the basics of brakes, shifting and commuter maintenance.

Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-3313.

Saucony fun run: Run Center staff lead joggers of all ages on a moderately paced traverse through town. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

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Balloon ascension times vary and are weather dependent so please check the web site. Many activities are in tents.The festival is brought to you by the Hartford Area Chamber of Commerce and all proceeds benefit our programs and local charities. Quechee is located on Route 4, between White River Junction and Woodstock,Vermont.

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'45 varIetIeS of ButterflIeS In your Backyard': Lepidoptera lover Patricia Lambert shares her font of knowledge on the delicate winged wonders with a slide show, photography tips and identification guide. Richford Town Hall, Richford, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 848-3313. 'receSSIon-proof': Dr. Steve Taubman gives biz tips on "How to Prepare Yourself & Your Team for the Challenges Ahead" in the face of economic downturn. Norwich University, Northfield, 7:30-9:30 a.m. $25-35.

Info, 223-4654.

tIm tavcar: The Monteverdi Music School executive director and opera enthusiast chats with fellow music fans at a luncheon. Joslyn Round Barn, Waitsfield, noon - 3 p.m. $25. Info, 496-7722.

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FRI.19 dance Ballroom dance SocIal: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14.

Info, 862-2269.

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BenefIt BarBecue: Charcoal-cooked comestibles draw supporters of the arts to a craft- and fun-filled evening, replete with jazz guitar tunes by Marty Power. Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne, 4:30-8:30 p.m. $7.50-15. Info, 985-3648.

BroWn Bag luncheon SerIeS: Researchers and grad students of UVM's Transportation Research Center share their roadwork in a Q&A-style midday meet. The topic: "Second-by-Second Vehicle Emissions." Farrell Hall, UVM, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 656-3131. fundraISIng Book Sale: See WED.17, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. 'meet the doulaS' tea: Expectant parents meet local birth and postpartum aides in a casual environment.

Maitri Health Care for Women, South Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8330. vInyl donatIon: See THU.18, 9 a.m.

- 5 p.m. volleyBall & game nIght: Divorced, widowed or single adults mix and mingle with a potluck dinner and some card games. Essex Alliance Church, Essex, 6-10 p.m. Donations accepted.

Info, 425-7053.

fairs & festivals franco-amerIcan herItage feStIval: A lineup of world-class acts creates a cultural feast of entertainment in celebration of Lake Champlain's rich past. Live bands, dancing, art, food and historical talks abound at St. Albans Bay Park, Taylor Park and the Historical Museum.

Various locations, St. Albans, 11 a.m.

- 9:30 p.m. Various prices; mostly free.

Info, 524-1492.

Quechee hot aIr Balloon feStIval: Up, up and away! Hitch an inflatable ride, then hear music, play games and visit more than 60 craft vendors.

Village Green, Quechee, 3-9 p.m. $5-10. Info, 295-7900. vermont QuIlt feStIval: This annual parade of patchwork features displays, a contest, educational programs and more than 80 vendors offering colorful bed coverings and the means to make them. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. $12.

Info, 872-0034.

film 'father of the BrIde': Film buffs catch the original 1950s flick about a pop dealing with the emotional pain of giving his daughter away ... and paying for her wedding. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 877-6737 .

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'Young at HEart': Documentary fans learn more about the popular New England senior citizens' chorus renowned for their rock performances.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

food & drink CHarLottE FarmErs markEt: Farmers within 10 miles of the park share their bountiful homegrown goods with neighbors as they hike and picnic nearby. Mt. Philo State Park, Charlotte, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 425-2390.

HardwiCk FarmErs markEt: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 626-7225. raw Food worksHoP: Seekers of vitamins and protein create minimally processed falafels and hummus over Mediterranean "roasted" veggies. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $10-12.

Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.com. riCHmond FarmErs markEt: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks.

Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. stowE winE & Food CLassiC: kiCkoFF: The Lodge's wine cellar hosts a tasting of the fine vintages of Barolo and Barbaresco. Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 4-6 p.m. $75. Info, 793-6051. 'tastE tHE Co-oP!': Shoppers learn to prepare quick, simple and delicious meals from local ingredients. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, St. Johnsbury, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498. wEstFord FarmErs markEt: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, Westford, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-9053.

kids Bird waLk: Participants in the Youth Birding Program scour the skies for a glimpse of some of the 100 flying species on the property. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7-8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. songs & storiEs witH mattHEw: Musician Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955, brownell_library@yahoo. com. storY timE: Youngsters ages 4 and up gather to explore themes from new authors each week. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. summEr rEading CELEBration: Storytellers Tom Stamp and Rik Palieri kick off a summer of reading with folktales and songs for youngsters.

South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. 'a ConCErt For CrittErs': New York-based KJ Denhert brings urban folk and jazzy refrains to eager ears to benefit the Addison County Humane Society. Preconcert reception and preferred seating at 7 p.m; show starts at 8. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $25-50. Info, 382-9222. anaÏs mitCHELL: The Vermont singersongwriter lends her soprano voice to poetic metaphors in melodies all her own. Folk-pop alto Meg Hutchinson opens. See calendar spotlight. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12-15. Info, 863-5966.

BEnEFit ConCErt: The Gang of Thieves, ComMutiny, Therevada and Rush Angel break out locally made tunes to support the Vermont Sustainable Heating Initiative's efforts to place pellet stoves in low-income households. Holley Hall, Bristol, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 399-4309.

garrat wiLkin & tHE ParrotHEads: The Jimmy Buffet tribute band rocks out on the waves of the lake. Boarding at 6:30 p.m.; show starts at 7. Lake Champlain Ferry, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $35 includes buffet. Info, 864-9669. musiC nigHt: Susan Reit de Salas, on harp, and Mary Ann Samuels, on hammered dulcimer, play dulcet tunes from their CD, All Alive. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 482-5189. 'nigHt oF itaLian oPEra': Soaring arias and familiar Neapolitan songs, including "Invito Alla Danza" and "Santa Lucia," entrance opera enthusiasts in a benefit for the CSJ Scholarship Fund. Tuttle Hall Theater, College of St. Joseph, Rutland, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 776-5264. raY VEga QuartEt: The internationally renowned trumpet player joins John Rivers on bass, Tom Cleary on piano and Jeff Salisbury on drums for an intimate, tuneful performance. On the Rise Bakery, Richmond, 8-11 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-7787. 'tHE marriagE oF Figaro': Renowned singers and emerging artists get all costumed up to burst into song in Mozart's comic opera about a "day of madness" in Seville.

See calendar spotlight. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $10-50. Info, 476-8188.

talks 'masons, magiCians & knigHts': Kirk White, a local author and healer, shares the activities and histories of today's secret societies and esoteric orders. Spirit Dancer Books and Gifts, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 660-8060.

theater 'daddY's girL': The Marble Valley Players enact Gary Ray Strapp's modern comedy just in time for Father's Day. Town Hall Theater, West Rutland, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 775-0570 . 'damEs at sEa': See WED.17, 8 p.m. 'tHE adVEnturEs oF tom sawYEr': Very Merry Theater revisits Mark Twain's adventurous young protagonist in a musical performance.

Staige Hill Farm, Charlotte, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 355-1461.

words Brown Bag Book CLuB: Lovers of the written word pack a lunch and meet to discuss Second Glance by Jodi Picoult. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-1:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-4918.

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Info, 744-6163.

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Book donation: The Friends of the Burnham Library help volume hoarders clean out their shelves in preparation for a June book sale. Old Firehouse, Colchester, 9 a.m. - noon.

Free. Info, 879-7576.

BurLington CoHousing PotLuCk: Hungry people bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-0120.

CarVing dEmos: Robert Spear Jr. and Ingrid Brown whittle life-size wooden recreations of birds. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 1-3 p.m. $3-6.

Info, 434-2167.

'CELEstiaL EVEning' wagon ridE: Picnickers packing their own dinners get a lift to the lake from a horsedrawn conveyance, then watch the sun set and the moon rise. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 6-9 p.m. $25. Info, 985-8686, ext. 341.

FrEnCH roundtaBLE: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

Fundraising Book saLE: See WED.17, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. gardEning worksHoP: Fledgling growers learn to make fresh salves, tinctures and luxury body products from the fruits of their labor. Red Wagon Plants, Hinesburg, 9 a.m. $10, reservations required. Info, 482-4060. kiwanis CasH giVEawaY: Supporters of the Rutland Kiwanis Club get gambling in a casino-themed evening including blackjack, a roulette wheel and a pig-roast buffet. Rutland Regional Field House, Rutland, 7-10 p.m. $100 donation. Info, 236-0072. onEnEss BLEssing: Tina Griffis helps souls transfer sacred energy to bring about a "flowering" of the heart and an opening to a higher state of awareness. Moonlight Gifts, Route 7, Milton, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 893-9966.

PoEtrY & musiC nigHt: Words and notes mingle as David Cavanagh recites poems from his book Falling Body and the Blackbird duo — Bob DeMarco and Rachel Clark — creates traditional Celtic strains. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 247-0050.

QuadriCEntEnniaL snEak PEak: Folks get a glimpse of our region's past by playing native games, making cordage as the Abenaki people did and more. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. 'smaLL-sCaLE LiVEstoCk ProduCtion': Sick of supermarket prices? Self-sufficient folks learn what it takes to raise an animal for milk, eggs or meat. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - noon. $25. Info, 985-8686, ext. 341. sPirituaL EVoLution worksHoP: Contemplative folks visualize the "seven layers of inner sanctuary" and share meditation and prayer techniques. Friends Meetinghouse, Starksboro, 4-8:45 p.m. $35. Info, 985-1124. wagon ridE wEEkEnd: Riders lounge in sweet-smelling hay on narrated, horse-drawn routes along the Ottauquechee River. Billings Farm and Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355.

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Walk for ThoughT Walk, Bike or Roll – ½ mile, 1 mile or 3 miles - You choose the distance!

Saturday, June 20th, 2009 Oakledge Park, Flynn Avenue, Burlington, Vermont Registration begins at 9:00 a.m.

The Walk for Thought supports the programs, activities and services the BIAVT provides to survivors and their families. All financial pledges or donations are accepted for this event. Show your support by being a Team Captain, joining a Team, individual participation, pledging to a friend or sending a donation to the BIAVT. 100% of your pledge supports the work of the Brain Injury Association of Vermont.

Information: 1-(877)-856-1772 www.biavt.org or e-mail: support1@biavt.org

fairs & festivals EtHan aLLEn daYs CoLoniaL Fair: Battle reenactments, a sutler's market, crafts and more create a historical reproduction of Vermont during Allen's era. Colgate Park, Bennington, 10 a.m. - 7 p.m. $5-10.

Info, 442-6779.

FranCo-amEriCan HEritagE FEstiVaL: See FRI.19, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

'PoCoCk roCks!': Main Street turns pedestrian only to fit in two outdoor stages, cooking demos, arts-andcrafts booths, antiques and more at this music-heavy celebration.

See calendar spotlight. Main Street, Bristol, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 453-7378.

QuECHEE Hot air BaLLoon FEstiVaL: See FRI.19, 5:30 a.m. - 7 p.m.

VErmont QuiLt FEstiVaL: See FRI.19, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.

film 'king kong': Film lovers pay period prices to see a large gorilla scale the Empire State Building in the original 1933 big-screen flick. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

25¢. Info, 382-9222. 'tonY takitani': Middlebury Language Schools presents Jun Ichikawa's captivating Japanese flick about a loner falling for a young, beautiful shopaholic, as part of the International Film Festival.

Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-5510.

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food & drink Burlington Farmers market: Vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 343-9289.

Capital City Farmers market: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, homebaked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360.

Champlain islands Farmers market: See WED.17, St. Joseph Church Hall, Grand Isle, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Fort ethan allen living history BarBeCue: Folks brush up on regional history in preparation for the 100th anniversary of the Buffalo Soldiers' arrival in Fort Ethan Allen over burgers, hot dogs and all the fixings. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 1-5 p.m. $3-6. Info, 658-3383.

'FranCo-ameriCan Festival dinner': Diners nosh on hors d'oeuvres and a buffet dinner as French vocalist Josée Vachon serenades the room. Knights of Columbus, St. Albans, 6-9:30 p.m. $25. Info, 524-3806. middleBury Farmers market: See WED.17, 9 a.m. - noon. northwest Farmers market: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. 2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. 'shop with the CheF': The chefs and owners of L.A.C.E.: Farm Fresh Market and Café, Ariel Zevon and Adam Woogmaster, take shoppers under their wings as they stock up on local produce. Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. st. JohnsBury-Caledonia Farmers market: Folks browse through local baked goods, handmade crafts and fresh produce. St. Johnsbury Farmers Market, St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 626-8396. stowe wine & Food ClassiC: gala dinner: Chefs and wineries collaborate on a five-course meal with several wine pairings, accompanied by a live auction. Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 6 p.m. $150. Info, 793-6051.

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strawBerry shortCake Festival: Rosy red fruits grace the tops of the all-you-can-eat dessert, ensuring a "berry" good time in support of Lions Club deeds. United Church of Underhill, Underhill, 5-8 p.m. $4-5. Info, 373-7712. waitsField Farmers market: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027. williston Farmers market: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly openair affair. Town Green, Williston, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 872-7728. wine tasting: Fermented grape drinks are perfectly paired with fine local foods at a vino sampling and art auction to benefit Otter Creek Child Center. Lincoln Peak Vineyard, New Haven, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $30. Info, 388-9688.

little anglers Fishing derBy: Line toters ages 14 and under celebrate family, friends and finned critters near the mouth of the Winooski River.

Windemere Way State Boat Launch, Colchester, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-3466. 'peregrine FalCon Foray': Young birders check up on two of the nolonger-endangered species at Marshfield Mountain. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 229-6206. 'pet parade': Little ones lead their pets or stuffed animal buddies on a cavalcade outside the library, and then settle in for live music. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 878-4918. 'saturday stories': Librarians read from popular picture books. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. Blazin' Cellos: Twenty-two cellists and a bassist switch up their style with classical sounds by Dvorak and Bach, tunes by the Beatles, tango and more.

Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 3 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 229-9214.

Cody miChaels: Vermont's acclaimed piano soloist presses keys to produce exhilarating original songs that pay tribute to nature and the human spirit.

Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 877-6737 .

Frank zappa triBute: "Zappatistas" celebrate the late American legend by performing live versions of his tunes, and maybe breaking out some wild moves. Glover Town Hall, Glover, 8-11 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 525-1271. garrat wilkin & the parrotheads: See FRI.19, 7-10 p.m.

Jazz night: Featured performers Gravel create smooth sounds through blue notes, improv and syncopation. St. Anne's Shrine, Isle La Motte, 8 p.m.

Free. Info, 928-3362. mike goudreau: The guitarist joins trumpet ace Roger Walls, clarinet virtuoso Maurice "Mo" St-Pierre and more in strains from The Great American Songbook. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 873-3022.

'CraniosaCral therapy For Children': David Tomlinson and Kate Kennedy speak about easing the nerve passages through this alternative practice to address kiddie afflictions such as colic, night terrors and dyslexia. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 11 a.m. $10. Info, 863-2569. morning meditation series: Asa Twombly guides participants in exploring the energetic anatomy of their own bodies. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

kids 'a poCket Full oF poems': Tracey Campbell Pearson takes kids on a poem-sharing walk with snacks before reading aloud from her new book, My Brother Bert. Jericho Town Library, Jericho, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 899-4686.

'Cinderella': Young theatergoers catch Saint Michael's Playhouse Junior in a retelling of the classic fairy tale performed by theater students and Vermont youngsters. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 10 a.m. $9. Info, 654-2281.

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northeast heritage musiC Fest: Seamus Connolly, Kimberly Fraser, Sarah Hotchkiss, Alan Jabbour and other musicians lift the mood with lively folk ditties. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 7-9 p.m. $12-15. Info, 888-1261, info@riverartsvt.org. pro-series ConCert: André-Sébastien Savoie and Michael Waters play romantic notes in a piano duo, including selections from Gershwin's Porgy and Bess. Grounds open at 6 p.m. for picnicking. Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, 7:30 p.m. $18 for reserved indoor seats; $12 for outdoor seating. Info, 928-3364. vermont roots reggae Festival: Outdoor acoustic Jamaican blends

by John Brown's Body, Third Eye Reggae Band and more meet with an art and food market, peace and love.

Waterfront Park, Burlington, 1 p.m. $35.97 for both VRRF 2009 summer festivals. Info, 863-5966.

outdoors aFternoon wagon rides: Folks tour the woods and fields the way landscape designer Frederick Law Olmsted intended: from a horse-drawn wagon.

Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 1-4 p.m. $5. Info, 985-8686, ext. 341.

Father's day weekend Fishing derBy: Freshwater fans angle for prizes in a catch-and-release contest on Lake Champlain. Various locations statewide, noon - midnight. Cost varies according to registration type. Info, 879-3466. 'growing organiC vegetaBles': Lifelong gardener Henry Homeyer shows greenskeepers how to turn a patch of lawn into a bountiful veggie buffet. Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 10 a.m. $10-15. Info, 434-4122, info@nofavt.org.

sport hand-CyCle CliniC: Muscle power converts into transportation freedom as people with limited mobility test out the hand cycle with experienced riders as guides. Stowe Bike Path, Stowe, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 658-4143, ext. 17. 'run For empowerment': Legs make long strides at the second annual 10K run, 5K walk/run and 1K run for kids to support Women Helping Battered Women. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 9 a.m. - noon. $25-65. Info, 658-8072, ext. 1062.

'walk For thought': The Brain Injury Association of Vermont hosts a 1/2-, 1- or 3-mile walk, bike or roll to support their services. Oakledge Park, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 1-877-856-1772.

talks Buddhism intro: Know what nam-myoho-renge-kyo means? Find out at this primer on the Eastern religion.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-5781.

theater 'daddy's girl': See FRI.19, 8 p.m. 'dames at sea': See WED.17, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. 'literature alive': Young area performers team up with the Northern Stage Youth Ensemble to bring classic American tales, including Winnie the Pooh and Seussical, to life via music and dance. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7 p.m. $10-25. Info, 296-7000. 'vivo': Local youths in Spyglass Theater present four one-act plays penned by New York playwrights, including Rod Phasouk's The Treehouse. Vermont College, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $2. Info, 262-6027.

words dan snow: The writer of Listening to Stone gives readers a peek into its pages. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189. kathryn Blume: The theater diva entertains with read-alouds from new plays. Bristol Yoga, Bristol, 7 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 453-3490. tim Forsyth: The Lincoln resident shares passages from his first novel, The Promise of the Seed, about the evolution of a German youth. Lincoln Library, Lincoln, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

SUN.21 dance Ballroom danCe intro: Queen City Dance leads a rumba, waltz and swing seminar for those who want to dance like the stars. The Ballet School and Dance Arts, St. Albans, 1-4 p.m. Free.

Info, 524-2828 .

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ChEss CLuB: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050.

DungEons & Dragons: Paper-andpencil adventures await imaginative XP earners. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

FrEnCh ConvErsation: Dimanche is the time to discuter for speakers at all levels. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

QuaDriCEntEnniaL snEak PEak: See SAT.20, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. soLstiCE PiCniC: Folks ring in the summer season with live beats by the Panhandlers, a labyrinth and baskets full of supper eats. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 5-9 p.m. $20 per car. Info, 985-3819.

Wagon riDE WEEkEnD: See SAT.20, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

giLBErt's shoEs: Organizers from the north Philadelphia community center share tales of their struggles against police brutality, displacement, gentrification and more. Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906.

fairs & festivals Ethan aLLEn DaYs CoLoniaL Fair: See SAT.20, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

QuEChEE hot air BaLLoon FEstivaL: See FRI.19, 5:30 a.m. - 7 p.m. vErmont QuiLt FEstivaL: See FRI.19, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.

food & drink south BurLington FarmErs markEt: Growers and producers parcel out the fruits of the soil to folks looking to buy local. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569. stoWE FarmErs markEt: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. - 3 p.m.

Free. Info, 472-8027. stoWE WinE & FooD CLassiC: granD tasting & siLEnt auCtion: A live demonstration by Eric Warnstedt, one of Food & Wine's Top 10 Chefs of the Year, kicks off an afternoon of food and wine sampling, seminars and a silent auction. Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, noon - 4 p.m. $60. Info, 793-6051. straWBErrY FEstivaL: Berry aficionados relish a taste of the summer bounty in shortcake, biscuits and ice cream while music, games and historical exhibits do the entertaining. Middletown Springs Historical Society, Middletown Springs, 2-4 p.m. $5. Info, 235-2376.

WaDhams straWBErrY FEstivaL: Fruit fans see red at a shortcake-andjam jubilee with concerts, games and craft sales. Wadhams United Church of Christ, Wadhams, 1-4 p.m. Free.

Info, 518-962-8642.

kids 'CinDErELLa': See SAT.20, 10 a.m. & noon.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. BranDon summEr ConCErt sEriEs: Gene Childers and the Jubilee Jazz play Dixieland airs for outdoor listeners. Central Park, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-6401. 'thE marriagE oF Figaro': See FRI.19, 3 p.m. tom CLEarY & amBEr DELaurEntis: The musical duo executes original songs and vintage covers by Steely Dan, the Doobie Brothers and more. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-2569.

outdoors EarLY morning BirD WaLk: Folks take an early a.m. binocular stroll around the museum to spy soaring songbirds. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 7-8:30 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-2167.

FathEr's DaY WEEkEnD Fishing DErBY: See SAT.20, noon - midnight.

theater 'LitEraturE aLivE': See SAT.20, 2 p.m.

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FunDraising Book saLE: See WED.17, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. 'hErBaL mEDiCinE': Outdoors enthusiasts let Guido Masé demo how to whip up fresh herbs into simple recipes for salves, infused oils and more. City Market, Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

food & drink BEnEFit BakE: Supporters of the Community Health Center of Burlington down savory slices and cold brew to raise funds for their services. American Flatbread, Burlington Hearth, Burlington, 5-10 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 864-6309, ext. 101. 'inCrEDiBLE EDiBLE intErvaLE tour': Food enthusiasts meet local farmers and sample their homegrown bounty. Pre-tour lunch, tasting and discussion at 11:30 a.m. at Half Pint Farm. Intervale Center, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. $15-40. Info, 922-7346.

kids 'aDoPt a BEaniE PEt': Youngsters take home a fuzzy stuffed-animal friend for a week and keep a daily journal of their adventures to share.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. musiC With PEtEr: See THU.18, 10:30 a.m. 'rEaDing BuDDiEs': Young readers in grades K through 5 sign up to turn pages with teen mentors. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 2-3 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6955.

'Wii-tastiC!': Kids grades 3 and up test out the video game console through "Dance Dance Revolution," "Guitar Hero" and more. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6955.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. 'ChamPLain EChoEs': The women's barbershop quartet shows off their four-part vocals and directs a lively group sing-along. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. vErmont FiDDLE orChEstra rEhEarsaL: Bows make vibrations on stringed instruments as the orchestra tunes up their tunes in practice sessions. New members welcome. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877343-3531, info@vtfiddleorchestra.org.

outdoors FathEr's DaY WEEkEnD Fishing DErBY: See SAT.20, noon - 4 p.m.

words Book DisCussion: Suzanne Brown leads bibliomaniacs on an investigation in the "New England Uncovered" series with discussion of Grace Metalious' Peyton Place.

Quechee Public Library, Quechee, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 295-1232.

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environment rEnEWaBLE EnErgY WorkshoP: Colin Sorenson from Alteris Renewables details how homeowners can harness photovoltaic, solar, thermal and wind power. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.com.

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CommunitY CounCiL mEEting: Those interested in Vermont Public Television gather to talk about the boob tube and its future. Gifford Medical Center, Randolph, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 655-8059.

FunDraising Book saLE: See WED.17, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. knit night: Crafty needle workers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

PausE CaFé: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:15-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-5088. vErmont BiosCiEnCEs aLLianCE: kiCk-oFF EvEnt: Gov. Douglas joins leaders of bioscience businesses and research as they explain their "top 10" lists of "dos and don'ts" for bioscience ventures. Albany College of Pharmacy & Health Sciences, Colchester, 4-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-1649.

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Intended for mature audiences

Order Tickets Online: www.stowetheatre.com tickets@stowetheatre.com Information: 802-253-3961 All performances at 8p.m.

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food & drink DairY WorkshoP: Novice chefs taste test recipes for homemade yogurt, cream cheese and crème fraîche utilizing cultured dairy products. City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 861-9700. oLD north EnD FarmErs markEt: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073.

Winooski rivEr BrEaD BaskEt DinnEr: Foods harvested from the watershed take a place on diners' plates before a local history talk and melodies by area musicians. Two Rivers Center, Montpelier, 6:30-9 p.m. $25. Info, 223-2958.

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kids aFriCan Drumming & DanCE: Teens get a feel for the beat as they pound the drums and the floor. Drum instruction is at 5 p.m.; dancing starts at 6. Addison Central Teen Center, Middlebury, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3910.

FEathErED FrEnzY: Tots ages 3 to 5 and their parents discover how birds spend their summer by building nests and finding feathers. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. $8-10 for adult/child pair; $4 for additional child. Info, 434-3068.

LakE monstErs BasEBaLL PLaYErs: Members of the sports team read tall tales to tots. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216. storY hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. toDDLEr storYtimE: Youngsters ages 1 to 3 gather for songs, finger plays and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 652-7080. 'tWiLight aDvEnturE': Families traipse along forest paths and beaver ponds at sunset in search of nighttime animals. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 7-8:30 p.m. $10-12 per adult/child pair; $4-5 for each additional child. Info, 434-3068.

Intimate Premier Wine Tasting

West Branch Gallery Friday, June 19 4 pm - 6 pm - $75 per person

Gala Dinner/Dance & Live Auction

Serving unforgettable Spanish wine pairings by Jorge Ordonez presented by M.S. Walker and Executive Chef Brian Tomlinson. Following dinner, enjoy the opportunity to acquire rare wines and resort vacations at our live auction with dancing to the music of Penny Arcade.

Saturday, June 20 6 pm $150 per person Black Tie OpTiOnal

Grand Tasting & Wine Seminars Cooking Demos & Silent Auction

More than 100 wines for novice and seasoned connoisseurs plus Food & Wine’s top ten chef of the year, Eric Warnstedt.

Sunday, June 21 noon - 4 pm $60 per person $185 per person for Saturday & Sunday Information and reservations: 802-253-0399 or www.stowewine.com

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Castleton ConCert series: The Amber DeLaurentis Band headlines a family-fun night of live music and entertainment. Castleton Village Green, Castleton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911.

ConCert in the Park: The Waterbury Community Band makes merry music out of doors. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 888-4977.

Green Mountain Chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@arrl.net.

Milton CoMMunity Band rehearsal: The band tunes up its brass and woodwinds for the summer concert season. New musicians are encouraged to visit, with no auditions necessary. Milton Elementary School, Milton, 7-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.

Creston lea: The Burlington electricguitar maker describes his homemade crafts and strums some handmade tunes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

'Plainfield: a river toWn': The Winooski River Sojourn kicks off with a chat about how the river shaped the history of this central Vermont town.

River Run Restaurant, Plainfield, 12:151:15 p.m. Free. Info, 279-0968.

'daMes at sea': See WED.17, 8 p.m. 'fully CoMMitted': Sam Lloyd Jr. — he's Ted on "Scrubs" — acts out 40 different characters in this laugh-out-loud one-man show about a reservations clerk. Weston Playhouse, Weston, 7:30 p.m. $30-38. Info, 824-5288.

'Caravan of arts': Samuel de Champlain rows in by canoe to experience how art, music and theater have evolved from 1609 to today. See calendar spotlight. Gaines Marina, Rouses Point, N.Y., 1:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 518-297-2064. 'eatinG Well on a BudGet': Demonstration Coordinator Courtney Lang offers her two cents on how to make dollars go far at the grocery store.

Sign up at the customer service desk.

City Market, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 861-9700. fundraisinG Book sale: See WED.17, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. italian Conversation GrouP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund's Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

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BurlinGton Writers' GrouP: Wordsmiths put pen to paper as they write from prompts and share their work aloud in a no-pressure atmosphere. First Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6648.

outdoors Winooski river sojourn: Paddlers take to their canoes or kayaks on a multiday, guided tour of the river basin, with all meals provided. Cyclists can also join in from the riverbanks. Check the website to learn where to meet up.

Winooski River, 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. $60-70 per day. Info, 655-4878.

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'Bike-in Movie theatre': Vermont Community Access Media and Outer Space Café team up to show big-screen faves out of doors for two-wheeled travelers. Outer Space Café, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 378-6162.

'Crazy sexy CanCer': Folks munch raw food treats and discuss the documentary on cancer-diagnosed Kris Carr, who becomes a "full-time healing junkie."

Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com.

hiP-hoP WorkshoP: See WED.17, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

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sport 'Get to knoW your Bike': A cycleshop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

ChaMPlain islands farMers Market: See WED.17, 4-7 p.m.

MiddleBury farMers Market: See WED.17, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. neW north end farMers Market: See WED.17, 3-6:30 p.m.

south end farMers Market: See WED.17, 3:30-6:30 p.m. straWBerry suPPer: Folks celebrate the in-season Fragaria species by incorporating the sweet, rosy berry into various din-din dishes. United Church of Milton, Milton, 5 p.m. $4-9. Info, 893-2936.

kids lake Monsters BaseBall Players: Members of the sports team read tall tales to tots. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

'MusiCal PettinG zoo': Local teens let young'ns check out their instruments.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

outdoors Winooski river sojourn: See TUE.23, 8 a.m. - 8 p.m.

talks 'a disCussion of our enerGy future': Panelists discuss the implications of closing the state's sole nuclear power plant, Vermont Yankee.

Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4566.

'GnostiC teaChinGs of the Golden rosyCross': A PowerPoint presentation outlines an ancient alternative form of Christianity.

Community Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 5249706, vermont@goldenrosycross.org. kiM GreenWood: The Vermont Natural Resources Council staff scientist details the H2O history of the Winooski River.

Montpelier High School, Montpelier, 8:30-9:15 a.m. Free. Info, 279-0968.

'settlinG the Winooski valley': Skip Flanders, whose early ancestors made a home in the mid-Winooski valley, takes folks on a PowerPoint journey through the history of Vermont settlement. Wesley United Methodist Church, Waterbury, 7-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 279-0968. thyroid leCture: A research-based presentation gives folks on thyroid meds drug-free options for dealing with that large endocrine gland. Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9851.

theater 'daMes at sea': See WED.17, 8 p.m. 'fully CoMMitted': See TUE.23, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. 'the full Monty': The topical Brit flick about unemployed steelworkers hops across the pond to Buffalo in this award-winning musical. Will the men of the Stowe Theatre Guild reveal more than their hearts of gold? Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 253-3961.

words GastronoMy Book disCussion: Bookworms devour Chitra Divakaruni's mouth-watering novel, The Mistress of Spices, before group discussion. George Peabody Library, Post Mills, 7 p.m. Free.

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WOMEN seeking MEN NO SPECIAL TITLE F, 27, mom of 2 young girls who seems to always find bad relationships but not old enough to stop trying. Looking for the basics: honesty, respect, nonselfish people. I am going through a hard time in my life right now; just got out of a bad relationship where I lost everything I had except myself & kids. lonelyinvt, 27, l, #114214 TAKING LEAP OF FAITH Sixtieth birthday approaches, healthy, reasonably attractive, looking to jumpstart inertia. Seek intellectual stimulation, companion for rides, movies, dinner. You are stable, secure, grounded, kind, mature, similar in age. Let’s take some car rides & see nature, meet for coffee & good conversation. See where it goes. leapofaith, 59, #114212 LAUGHS, LOVE & KISSING LOTS You know life is crazy when you end up here!

It’s difficult to make a connection in our busy lives & if this works, more power to it! I hope to meet people who take me out of the small work/home/friends world that is my daily life.

If that leads to romance, then I really got my money’s worth! Songbird1, 46, #114204 LOOKING FOR FUN & FRIENDSHIP I am a very active woman. I tend to smile & laugh easily. I am honest & like to enjoy a variety of things: shows, music, dining & dancing. I also enjoy a fine glass of wine. I’m looking for that special someone to spend time with. He must like to travel, be adventurous, passionate & love life. whitedove, 47, l, #114207 ON SOME NEXT*ISH? Taking my career, health & spirituality to the next level. Looking for someone who’s going there too, and likes to kick back & appreciate along the way. Tall or dark a plus, handsome not a must. Me: short, cute, confident.

MotivatedChica, 24, #114198 ENERGETIC, FREE-SPIRIT FULL OF SPUNKY Raised in Burlington & wouldn’t have it any other way. I like to spend my time doing crazy things w/ my friends & being outdoors. Any chance I get I’m out in the sun, kayaking or just plain relaxing. IrishCreme, 22, #114158 ATTRACTIVE, FUNNY, SOMEWHAT OUTSPOKEN Spending time w/ people who are interested in the simple things in life which don’t cost money is important to me, but if you have free tickets to the Caribbean, I wouldn’t hang up the phone. I enjoy gardening, drinking coffee, relaxing at home, going to the Roxy to see interesting movies. Lulu, 48, l, #114184 THE HOKEY POKEY ROCKS Country girl, fit & trim, likes animals & outdoor activities. I possess a cheerful & often demented sense of humor and gravitate to similar personalities. I like to do anything that results in laughter, which means sometimes acting like a child. On the other hand, I need intellectual discourse w/ fun people. The Golden Rule is my rule of life.

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A SMILE IS NEVER WASTED Spontaneous, sassy. Believe in working hard but playing harder. Nothing in life is for free, nor should it be. Not wanting to be changed nor change anyone. Music, dancing, traveling, the ocean, rides to nowhere, a walk on a crisp fall day, Patriots fan. Looking to date a man who has values, doesn’t take himself or me too seriously, knows what he wants in life.

EyesWideOpen, 39, #114172 FUN-LOVING, EASYGOING GAL WANTS COMPANION I love being outside! Passionate about art & music. An outdoor concert & picnic basket may be my ideal date. I enjoy outdoor sports & try to do something active every day. I am a great cook & entertainer. I am looking for an honest & intelligent man. A sense of humor is important, as well as a love for kids & animals. maui2vt, 39, #114117 OUTDOOR WOMAN A new adventure, putting myself out there, I get a great deal of satisfaction out of living a sustainable lifestyle. I enjoy most outdoor activities: hiking, biking, paddling, fishing, hunting. Grazing goats vs. mowing the lawn? I am lookling for an honest person who is happy w/ who he has become & wants to have some fun together. Brookside, 49, #114007 LOOKING FOR SUMMER FUN Simple, but very intelligent, country girl (48) dying from NO romance or intimacy. Looking for LTR with NO drama, please. Smart, d/d free, non-smoker preferred. Funny, outdoorsy, great cook. Anybody out there who wants a friend to hang with this summer? countrygirl, 50, l, #114086 FEISTY & PLAYFUL Sarcastic humored, loud music loving, curvy 5’9” redhead in search of fun without strings.

Live near Montpelier, but willing to travel. fantazius, 30, #114059 SEEKING NICE PEOPLE I would say I’m sane, honest, intelligent, articulate, funny, positive, kind, unique, good cook, great mom and mature while able to embrace fun in everyday. I love blowing bubbles, cooking, reading, sunshine, picking berries, conversation, companionship and learning. Would love to gradually grow in love with a wonderful man again and maybe someday try again for that happily ever after!

RustyBrilliance, 33, #114051 HAPPY, OUTGOING, HONEST SEEKS SAME I am an active 36 y.o. woman, smart, outgoing, very cute (I have been told), who likes good conversation, music, cooking, spending time w/ friends, traveling, listening to music, camping, fishing & much more. Looking for a man w/ similiar interests. I am 5’3 w/ brown, shoulder-length hair, brown eyes, 145 lbs.

Let’s talk. kkimber36, 36, l, #114032 SIMPLICITY IS KEY I want an honest, respectful person w/o baggage. I like open communication; I don’t like to guess what someone is feeling. Minds are complicated & relationships shouldn’t be mind games! I am real & easygoing. Simplicity is key ... simple things make me happy. I want people in my life who are positive & fun who want to join me. laughter_and_freedom, 23, #114026

WOMEN seeking WoMEN WELCOME 2 AFTERLYFE Let’s see ... I’m a handsome boi looking for a woman who knows how to live lyfe. I enjoy listening to music, working, family, the Movies, cooking, working out & lovin’ lyfe. I look for a woman who: can carry a conversation; has cute looks, personality, sense of humor; is kind, ambitious to strive in lyfe, sweet & knows what she wants. I LUv taking care of a woman, so I look forward to hearing from you. almostfamous85, 23, l, #114177 I LOVE GIRLS! I’m 18 & trying to find a woman who will complete me. I’m a cuddly person, but I really want someone who will expand my sexual fantasies. I’m really up for anything in bed, if you know what I mean. I’m a hopeless romantic & looking for someone to appreciate it. BiBaby, 18, l, #114168 FRIENDSHIP W/ POSSIBILITIES To know me is to spend time w/ me. I’ve been described as a funny gal w/ personality. I am a single mom of 2 girls & a spoiled pug. I am searching for someone to have a friendship with, possibly more. In my soul searching, I found that women make my heart flip.

Tigerette, 33, l, #114143 SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT My friends tell me I have a strange sense of humor, can be hilarious at the craziest moments, and am the kindest person they know. I’m not much for spending money going out to loud bars. I’m more into get-togethers at homes, w/ pizza, beer, a board game, or just hanging out watching a movie or talking.

Calcentia, 26, #113999 LAVENDER LOOKING FOR I-LOVE-YOUS I love the outdoors, would love to go on some camping/hiking summer trips, bike rides around town are fun or hanging out in the parks or on the waterfront. I love music & love to go to shows where I can dance. I also dabble in music. Would love to write some with you. Lavender, 27, u, l, #111029 READY TO HOLD SOMEONE SPECIAL My name is Tiana and I am 23, mom of 2. Proud to be a Diesi. I’m a comedienne in a group.

I like silly jokes just to brighten someone’s day. My favorite sports are basketball, soccer & softball. Sitting by the lake or river relaxing, watching the sunset while having amazing conversations and getting to know someone. tana200385, 24, l, #113695 A LITTLE LEFT OF CENTER Loyal, easy going, adventurous, college grad.

Outdoorsy, love my friends, animals, don’t mind getting my hands dirty. Emotionally expressive & value communication. I am an INFJ/guardian. Looking for someone who is adventurous, likes driving around to take pictures, likes quiet time, good food, good company. Someone who is outdoorsy, loves animals, is emotionally available. Willing to get to know me? ShepherdLover, 40, l, #113619 NON-LINEAR LIFE Gay & in the military. Looking for a woman who can appreciate & respect that. Love beach, dogs, bike riding, motorcycles, road trips, museums, tattoos, movies, cooking, vodka, Kenneth Cole. VisualizeWhirledPeas, 31, u, l, #106107

HELLO, LADIES WM, 48, recently single, not ready for LTR but would enjoy occasional date. I like movies, bicycling, bowling, dancing. Would like to meet single ladies, 43-50, w/ similar interests.

If this is you, let me know. chuckdrummer, 46, #114196 NICE GUY, BIG HEART! A nice, healthy, employed, down-to-earth guy seeks a woman w/ similar qualities. I am tall, fit & will show you a good time. PearlStVegan, 25, l, #112841 CLEAR-EYED, ARTICULATE, SPACE-FACED, PSYCHONAUT Looking for someone who can handle excessive eccentricity, yet still possesses the capacity to tell me when I am uncouth, irrational, improbable, & down-right delinquent. In exchange you will recieve an abundance of affection & exciting experiences aimed at exploration into the caverns, cloisters & hobbit holes which encompass Vermont.

Metcalf Pond, Seyon Pond or Martin’s Pond, for example? Sardonic_Symmetry, 23, l, #114193 GREGARIOUS DAY HIKER WITH DOGS Employed/divorced/athletic WM. I enjoy the great outdoors, but I also like movies & eating out, sushi, the alpine slide. Kayaking down the Lamoille is relaxing & beautiful. I haven’t been dating for a while, so I’m a bit rusty, and I ramble, so give me a little oil & maybe I can show you something you’ve been missing. hillclimber, 43, l, #114178 HONEST & CARING GUY LOOKING Humorous, enjoy dining out, movies, antiques, art, flea markets. I also enjoy hikes, bike riding & walks. I’m hoping to find a fun-loving, honest & caring girl. I also enjoy working out & doing sports-related activities. I’m 5’6, 140, brown hair/eyes, slim & fit. burlguy, 45, l, #114171 NOBODY’S GOING TO JAIL KAREN Very dry w/ some lip smack at the end.

Smilingly delicious. Spicy, vanilla, some pepper up front. Great legs. Can be very strong at first, but opens up beautifully after a few glasses and goes down like water by the end of the evening. Drink now or hold for many years. Great investment. tuesdaysgone, 28, l, #114170 WHERE ARE YOU? Hi. I’m new around here. Would love to make new friends. Even more, would love to fall in love. Where are you? looking4you, 48, l, #114169 FAKE BAD BOY I like riding motorcycles, getting tattoos & loud music, but I am actually a pretty quiet & soft-hearted guy. Turn-ons are smart, aggressive girls & dishonesty is a deal-buster.

LocalBoy, 28, l, #114144 READY TO MOVE ON Looking for a woman who likes thunderstorms, dining out, nature & having a good day of laughter & surprises. I am handy & can fix most anything. My sense of humor is a cross between George Carlin & Bugs Bunny. Would like a woman who is sure of herself & can be a friend, and someone I could be proud of. It’s all up to you how we travel along our lives together. omega58, 51, #113970 ANYONE INTERESTING OUT THERE? I’ve been on “Vacation” for a minute so I don’t know many people around anymore. I want to meet new/different people, not the same old trouble I always seem to know. hendogsmog, 30, l, #114145

OPEN MINDED, FUN & ENERGETIC Life is too, so let’s make the best of it. Being outside is the best, spending time on the shore of a Vt. lake or alongside a stream, sharing a blanket. Each day as a gift, not a given right.

I am not inhibited and I’m open to trying & doing anything - how about you? Ready for some fun? life2short2wait, 48, #114134 JUST LIVING THE DREAM I am hoping to meet someone outside of my circle, so to speak. I have been single for some time & although I enjoy my life, I would really like to meet a special woman. I enjoy being home just as much as going out. I have not done this & I am just hoping to meet a great girl. spankentour, 38, l, #114097 HAPPY, CONFIDENT & ACTIVE I am an active person who is looking for someone to enjoy lots of different activities.

I enjoy going out, biking, running, sleeping, watching TV & going to see live music. I am looking for someone who is happy & confident with who she is & with seeking what she wants for her life. GroovyMus, 32, #114092 PASSIONATE MAN Honest, caring, loving guy looking for female friends to get to know at first & take it from there. beakervt, 44, l, #107250

MEN seeking MEN COFFEE DRINKER SEEKING COFFEE GUY Hi, guys. Kind of checking out the scene, looking for a fellow coffee drinker to enjoy life in all its varieties with. All interested parties encouraged to apply! Love to be outside & enjoy the sun. Love to cook & spend hours prepping meals to enjoy w/ friends. Would love to find a guy who thinks along the same lines. Coffeedude83, 25, #114012 COUNTRY BOY Hey, what’s up everyone? A nice guy here looking for someone to hang with; my life is all about being w/ family & friends, and I love to be outdoors. Asuma, 27, #114052 DTE FOR FRIENDS & MORE 6’, 225 lb. SM who is HIV POZ. Love travel, dining, theater & reading. I can be reserved until I get to know people. Looking for friends or more but not averse to a toss in the hay.

I smoke & enjoy a cocktail. I am looking for active (top) guys who are POZ or POZ friendly.

Please be sane/drama free. SunnySkies, 54, l, #114028 HELLO...JUST LOOKING Hi, I’m looking to meet people, make friends, and maybe even find Mr. Right. I’m a kind, compassionate, funny (or so I’m told), very open-minded guy w/ a pretty good sense of humor. :) Love to watch thunderstorms & hear people laugh. I’m looking for those who have similar characteristics, but, of course, variety is the spice of life! ddb4114, 26, l, #114020 HAPPY IN THE MIDDLE Gentle, sensual, lover attracted to soft side of humanity, BI but mostly been w/ women, want to explore my gay side, attraction to tranny. Thin, fit, no jock. Active. greenhorn, 42, #113998 MOUNTAIN HIKER W/GOOD HEART Good guy, married, 6’, 190, working, not too dumb or ugly, seeks guy friend w/benefits.

Interests include hiking, music, food, fun. Not interested in unkind people. Let’s have some fun. Freddy, 54, #113861

MEN seeking WoMEN KIND, EASYGOING, HONEST, SINCERE The bar scene is lots of fun, but I think I’d rather go there with someone I am dating rather than go there to find a date. Passion is very important, but sometimes it can screw up priorities & I want someone who understands the balance. 134679, 33, l, #114211

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SWEET, HOT & READY I am married, looking for discreet fun. My husband doesn’t fit the bill & he knows it. He’s allowing me to find someone to play with. I am a naughty girl & I need to be spanked! I am looking for a man or a woman or a couple :) Not very picky & you shouldn’t be either. tastyT07, 23, l, #114167 RXQUEENSKNFEPRTY I’m a woman who knows what she likes. I love toys & men who wear lots of black; tattoos, long hair or bald send me over the top! I have some crazy fantasies, but you’ll have to ask me to find out. I’m not into men over 35ish so need not apply. Megami, 27, l, #111014 IN NEED OF TOTAL SATISFACTION Hi, I’m 41 & live in central Vermont. My life is quite busy w/ my 2 kids, so meeting anyone new is almost impossible. Looking to meet a man who can be discreet (my kids don’t need to know everything...), honest & STD-free (I am). Get in contact w/ me & we can see where things go from there... lustylefty, 41, #114108 CONSCIOUS, AWARE, LOVING BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT Seeking safe & sane exploration w/ body-mindspirit healthy women & couples. Must feel a heart & mind connection first. Finding truth in tantric teachings: limitless love, ecstasy & bliss. brightstargirl, 37, l, #114105 LOVELY LADY SEEKS F SUBMISSIVE I’ve been w/ girls before, but want a D/s power exchange face-to-face, letting my hand slide over supple curves. We’d start out online at first, then go from there. Prefer a girl who is height/weight proportionate, into writing, music, dancing, etc. No masochists, just someone w/ a heart for service & submission looking to explore this lifestyle more in-depth.

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GENDERPLAY Cute femme seeking discreet gender play. Open to most anything. vtlady, 24, #113792 A REAL PERSON I’m a real person who is looking for a sexual relationship with someone I respect & whose company I enjoy. I’m open, fun, healthy, comfortable with myself & connect easily with people. I’m looking for someone who is fit & healthy with positive energy. Just ask me for pics. onecreativelife2, 28, #113707 LOOKING TO EXPLORE I’m not completely inexperienced, but I’ve never been in a position to explore as much as I’d like. I’m sensual, curious & eager to please; interested in domination but not abuse. Looking for some fun! CuriousCat, 39, l, #103778 ROPE BONDAGE AMATEUR Japanese rope bondage is very new to me, but I am definitely adventurous. Seeking the same in a man or, possibly, couple. Experience is preferred. Appearence & size don’t necessarily matter, but I do have to be attracted to you.

A winning personality is key. Shibari, 28, l, #113660 WILD HORSE WANTS TO FROLIC I’m looking to explore erotic & playful fantasies with a safe partner. I’m open minded; friendship & honesty is important, although commitment and monogamy isn’t. I have an active libido & a strong sense of imagination.

Must be discreet - I want it to be part of the allure...secret for now. simone, 35, #113510 LOOKING FOR A DADDY DOM i’m a 24 year old, fun, kinky little girl who wants to start a D/s relationship with a man who can be a Daddy, a teacher, and someone who can keep my smart-mouth in line. goodlilgirl85, 24, l, #113365

LONGING FOR FEMME TOUCH Me: looking to have discreet fun. Want to touch, feel & taste. Want fun & laughing & a woman. Lots of play & who knows what else. ladysaphire, 27, #113926

SEEKING A SUBMISSIVE MAN I invite you to meet someone who truly appreciates you as you are. I do believe opposites attract so let me introduce myself.

I am the more masculine woman who desires the woman in you. If you truly enjoy role reversal behind closed doors, contact me and see if we have any chemisty. domino50, 50, u, #113399

COMPANION TO ENJOY LIFE! Friend to do things with, enjoy life, whatever comes our way, family, camping, boating, cooking! skarlette, 56, l, #113875

WILD PARTY GIRL I turn 21 on may 20th Mamorial day weekend me an my girls are goin to be out bar hoping on Church Street... Wanna have some fun?

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HORNY, SENSUAL & DISCREET I am a 30 yr old f with lots of sexual energy. would like to bring another girl home for my b/f and I. I would love to have a f all to myself. I want to explore that side of me once again. It’s been a while since i’ve been w/ another women. Women make me cum. hotnhorny, 31, u, #113841

STEAMY SUMMER FUN Looking for a sexy, confident, fit male who can satisfy my cravings for hot, steamy, summer fun. Let’s make it a regular occasion if we hit it off. What have you got to lose? I need someone to keep up with me in the bedroom.

Lets see how rough it can get... btownorbust, 21, l, #113225

WATCH HOW BAD I AM Looking for someone who will watch me urinate, and then play with it & tell me whether I have misbehaved. Don’t come alone - I prefer a TEAM effort. Are you excited about playing? I thought you might be... Bmore_ Bam_Bam, 29, #113811

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BLKMALE4WFEMALE NS/D. Your place, not mine. lohengrin48, 48, I am a well-educated, intelligent, easygoing, l, #109995 fun-loving, kinky BM w/ a great sense of humor. I enjoy fine wine & dining, working JOIN MY LUNCH CLUB? out, traveling & just chilling at home with ISO a hot new friend to join me for discreet a special woman. I am looking for a WF, weekday fun in the Capital City. You: B/W 2020-50, for occasional get-togethers & fun.

45, in shape or close to it, sane, safe, extremely Blkmale4wfemale, 39, l, #114183 discreet, extremely dirty. Me: handsome, sane professional who likes adventure. No, I’m not SHY BOY NEEDS TO LEARN married, but nothing would excite me more I am looking for a caring, sensitive man to than knowing that you are! Your pic gets help me awaken sexually. I will definitely have mine. goodboygonebad, 37, #113934 to get to know you first. I have several (nonextreme) kinks. I also prefer we get along WHAT DO YOU PLAY? as people & have something in common.

42 y.o. M looking for 1-on-1 or more for fun Please read my online profile before sending & games. Let’s see where it goes. Willing to a message; try to think of me as a fun project. be someone’s slave. Can you crack a whip?

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BREAK UP MY WORK DAY I’m a busy, young professional working out of my home in downtown Burlington. I’m in good shape & just lookin’ for someone to satisfy my midday horniness. Not really into fetishes.

Just looking for a good midday f*ck. Must be reasonably fit & discreet. Lunch_Break, 29, l, #114129 PLEASE YOU FIRST I’m in it for the fun. Let’s face it, the best sex is among friends & making a friend is easy.

I’m an exercise freak & love to eat; that’s why I exercise. I’ve learned looks come second (unless you have been beaten with a bat).

Seriously though, you know if you’re hard on the eyes. citylights, 34, #114116 ADVENTUROUS, INSATIABLE, INTERESTED Looking for a little discreet fun w/ no games, no worries & definitely no “crazies”. if you accept these terms, I will promise to please you in any way you want. franciseugeene, 34, u, #114107 LET’S PLAY TOGETHER I’m just looking for a partner in crime. Someone to play with, NSA, for nightly encounters. I highly enjoy giving oral first & foremost. So, be ready to have your whole body tingle, from head to toe. MrWiggles, 31, #114089 PASSIONATE KINKY ROUGH STRONG BACK We’re a young married couple looking for someone who’s into swinging, having fun & having freaky, hot, rough sex. We’re hoping to find a fun-loving girl or couple to play around with, preferably someone who is as young as we are & into the same things: music art, good food, good people, and having a really good time. sayjinayran, 22, #114047 MILFHUNTER Hi, my name is Taylor. I’m new to the area, originally from NYC. I’m 18, but I’ll make you scream. Looking for older Fs or girls of any age into sexual relationships only. Doing it in public, in bed, in an office, wherever/ whenever sounds good to me. milfhunter, 18, #114044 IT’S BEEN CALLED “REALLY BIG” Attractive, educated, muscular man ISO eager women for adult encounters. Oral only OK. I’m also safe, single, very discreet, and I’m looking to visit you w/ an enthusiastic attitude. Just tell me what you want! Up2it, 45, #114019 SURFER BLONDE LOOKING FOR WILD RIDE I just broke up from a long relationship & I’m willling to experiment. I am normally into chicks but ready to try new things. cameron56, 24, #113973

ON CALL 24/7 Looking to meet someone who enjoys the funner things in life, like sex all day & every way. You know, things of that nature. If you’re looking for the same, let’s go. canderson, 31, l, #113907 EXTREMELY WILLING, BEHIND SHY EYES. Hello there, I am here looking for unlimited excitement & adventure. I hope to meet couples or singles who could help introduce me to a safe, sexually charged environment.

I am interested in nudity in a casual setting, playfulness, and/or whatever else feels arousing. I am clean, well groomed & sincere.

If you are also, give me a shout. CuriousOne, 30, l, #113879 MIDDLE-AGED MAN SEEKS GOLDEN GIRL I’m an easygoing, submissive M seeking to pleasure & please an older woman (65+) who would enjoy the sensual touch of a slightly younger man. Let me make your skin tingle with caresses from my hands, lips & tongue!

Do you have any fantasy of your own that I could help you with? Your pleasure is mine, so write me! fantasyman, 51, #113847 HOT 2TROT 4 STRAIGHT SEX Recently divorced man looking for the quintessential 20-something sex life. I’m looking for a NSA partner who’s in the thick of it herself to help me explore all the things I missed out on while I was busy being married.

I’m fit, attractive & very bendy. teach_me, 40, #113819 PLEASURE & FUN Would like to find someone to have long, sensual nights of fun. I’m a little shy at first, but open up as I get to know you. I can give good massages, great cuddles, or be domineering for what may come around. Open to most anything, so, yes, I can be kinky as well. Longnights, 33, #113812 OPEN TO ANYTHING I’m looking for one-on-ones, groups, or any hot encounter with sane, clean & healthy folks who aren’t afraid to let it all hang out. hardnready4u, 44, u, #102478

TRYITALL Looking to meet like-minded people who are open-minded & safe. I am not into serious pain. I love to get dirty & explore fetishes!

The bottom line for me is ... if it is turning you on then it is turning me on! Spur-of-the moment encounters are best for me! Discretion & disease free are ABSOLUTE musts for me!

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FUN VT COUPLE We are an attractive, open-minded & fun couple looking to “explore” w/ a woman or another couple. We are willing to try new & exciting things. Interested in meeting other women or couples for safe, erotic & hot encounters. We are both clean & disease free, expect the same. Let’s correspond & see what happens. FunVTcouple, 42, l, #114210 HOT COUPLE LOOKING FOR THIRD Hey ladies, hot couple in our 20s looking for a cool chick to hang out & play around with.

NSA, just fun. Hit us up. twohotdirtyblondes, 23, #114130 PLAYTIME! Couple looking for another couple or select singles to enjoy drinks, fun & whatever happens! Professional, discreet, married.

Needs to be the right person/s for beyond fun! vtcpl07, 33, #114076 SEXUAL COLLABORATION Us: a couple of pretentious, over-educated, middle-aged douche bags. You: adventurous, over-sexed woman w/ questionable selfesteem. Goal: evenings filled with food, wine, soft bedding, moonlight & perhaps a chance to experience unforgettable sexual fulfillment.

We desire to engage a lively, sexy, woman (age 35 to 45 )in all things sensual, hedonistic, daring, humorous, creative, and slippery.

SugarShack, 45, #114062 IN SEARCH FULL FIGURED I’m married & a little on the heavy side. If this is not your thing, then please move on.

I’ve only been with a lady twice, so I don’t consider myself to be that BI. I would like to return the favor for my husband w/ a fullfigured lady. Respectful & fun. No strings, games and, please, no bullshit. Kelly70, 38, l, #114016 COUPLE LOOKING FOR HOT F We are a young professional couple hoping to find another F to fulfill our erotic pleasures.

We’ve done this a couple of times before, but are hoping to find a new woman to play with... sxybarrecpl, 28, #113991 LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE Fun couple looking to explore & expand, playful & provocative, healthy & fit. She wants to play, he’s along for the ride, and what a ride it’ll be. himnher, 49, u, l, #113837 HELP US “GET EXPERIENCED!” We’re college students looking for a girl who is in decent shape (a few extra pounds are OK) to join us for whatever comes naturally (wink wink). Both of us are looking to play, so the person we’re looking for should be bisexual/curious. We are both laid back & have a good sense of humor. Please be disease free!

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Unity in Duality You changed my life! I never thought I would find someone so perfect for me in an odd sort of way. It’s because you’re hot stuff. You may be taller & stronger, but I will ALWAYS be older! No one has ever made me laugh the way you do. You astonish me. When: Saturday, June 6, 2009. Where: the attic. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905904

did u get your pizza Wow, I was blown away by you & loved it.

Would love to get closer if interested. I never got your name; mine is Rick. If respond, wanna have coffee or lunch? When & where? When: Sunday, June 14, 2009. Where: downtown Sat. p.m.. You: Man. Me: Man. #905936

PUPPY eyes Just one look into those puppy eyes was all it took - I was hooked. You mean the world to me. You have my heart. I love you with all I got. I’ll be your kcter for as long as I can. :) When: Tuesday, June 9, 2009. Where: central VT. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905917

Can it be just chemistry?

Amygdala, our cerebral safari tickled my tongue & awakened my reptilian brain. Let’s convert some ATP or dabble in phrenology.

So many new, neural pathways to establish, so much time. When: Friday, June 5, 2009.

Where: Viva Espresso. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905903

Reggae Woman You: short, blond hair, blue shirt. Me: red hair, beard. We danced next to each other for a while during Pato Banton. Saw you again later, but was too shy to say hi. I’d like another shot. When: Saturday, June 13, 2009. Where: reggae tent. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905935

No Vibergs in Barre I was at Lenny’s Shoe in Barre on Saturday looking to purchase my third pair of Chippewas from there since 1997. You said your name was Shane. I told you that I thought a smooth sole with the steel toe would be better for me, remember? You said that would be a custom order. Thank you. You were very helpful. When: Saturday, June 6, 2009. Where: Lenny’s Barre. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905916

Bee-utiful Burlap I spy a fox strolling up Main St. in Winooski on her way to work. I think your name is Cindy.

You have a bee-utiful smile. I hope someone tells you this on a daily basis. Maybe some day I’ll stop & offer to share mine. Bee good until then. When: Wednesday, June 3, 2009.

Where: bus route. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905902

Bird’s Eye View I spy with my bird’s eye the cutest little thing pacing the bricks of Church St. I spied you once, you smiled! Shame on you. I spied you twice, you smiled! Shame on me for not finding a way to meet you. Will I ever get such a view again? When: Wednesday, June 3, 2009. Where: Church St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905915

Miss Wendy I am much obliged to tell you that you give me this + charge that runs through my veins & up my spine like a current. I’ve been radiating that energy everywhere. Plenty to heat the room & enough to keep me grinning ... 2 & a half days later. Hope that makes you smile cause I think it’s wicked pretty :-) When: Friday, June 5, 2009. Where: Three Needs.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905901

Gogol Bordello Dance Partner I had a really good time dancing at the Gogol Bordello show, but you left before I could get your number. You had a Robert Plante look w/ no shirt on & long hair. I had blonde hair & a white tank top. I would love to hang out sometime... When: Sunday, June 7, 2009.

Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905934 Jordon, looking hot!

Saw you today but haven’t seen you in a while!

Looks like you’ve been working out & tanning!

Looking really good too! I’d love to hang out! When: Friday, June 12, 2009. Where: Williston. You: Man. Me: Man. #905932 Lovely Black Man Eating Alone You look like you enjoyed your meal alone, but I’d love to join you for conversation. It was Friday night, at Pauline’s Cafe, and you were in the corner of the first room. I was so taken with your beautiful face. I am separated, looking for someone to date, talk to, spend time with. Please contact me. I can’t wait!

When: Thursday, June 11, 2009. Where: Pauline’s Cafe. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905928 yummy girl I spy a certain M.O.D at Hunger Mountain Coop for almost 2 years. Thank you for all that you taught me & continue to teach me. You are my world & I love you endlessly. I look forward to spending a lifetime with you. I love you, my queen! When: Saturday, December 8, 2007. Where: Hunger Mountain Co-op & beyond. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905927 We talked at ihop We talked about restaurants. You asked me about my tattoo. This was about 1 p.m. on June 11. I just thought you were interesting.

I have blond hair, blue eyes, was wearing glasses. Contact me. When: Thursday, June 11, 2009. Where: IHOP. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905926 Hello Handsome Man You: strong, sweet, sexy, rubbing my feet, watching the game. Me: thankful, sleepy, enjoying the massage, watching the game.

Thanks, baby. When: Wednesday, June 10, 2009. Where: On my couch. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905925 THREE SECOND SIGHTED ADMIRER Your aura is intoxicating. Seeping through every pore in my skin, I am your puppet.

Lingering into every corner of my subconscious, I am addicted. Clouding my eyes upon the mere sight of you, I am blinded. Sneaking into my nervous system, my world grows still, I am frozen. Oblivious, you turn and walk away.

Instantly, I am sober. When: Wednesday, June 10, 2009. Where: downtown mall.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905922 Out on the Ultimate Field I’ve seen & played Ultimate w/ you the past 2 weeks during pick-up at Callahan. You always seem to wear some sort of crazy shorts to go with that slightly sideways hat you have on your head. I don’t think you know my name, but I caught yours right away. Would love to toss the disc w/ you sometime. When: Tuesday, June 9, 2009. Where: Callahan Park Pick-Up. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905921 short autobiography Telling a joke, she appeared out of nowhere & got it. Perhaps I didn’t see her before [blush]! She gave me a moment to pick up my jaw off the floor & I said, “I’m honored” [blush]. It was an enchanting moment. When: Wednesday, June 10, 2009. Where: River Run. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905919 5/23/97 Flowergirl at gml, is it you? If so, same here. Get a hold of me sometime. Me. When: Saturday, May 23, 2009. Where: For a long time. A long time ago!. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905918

Good-Looking Blond Pilot Another flying lesson? I pulled out my Jeppesen manual (idiot guide), forgot how to put this thing into slow flight? Maybe you want to copter over & help me? When: Tuesday, June 9, 2009. Where: fly by. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905914 Abby’s Red Dodge Neon Amazing you got me home after a ride in such an intrepid device. You looked hot though in your tie & sweater vest, fresh from the Salon.

Let’s listen to some Fogerty bootlegs together again, sometime. When: Wednesday, June 3, 2009. Where: Milton. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905911 A Fish on the Ave. I think you know who you are. I believe I spotted you driving in the lane next to me on North Ave. Though a student a decade ago, I think I’d enjoy teaching you a lesson this time. When: Monday, June 8, 2009. Where: North Ave. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905910 Attention Prodge!

Couldn’t spy the roomie and leave you high & dry ... naturally. I’m so glad I’ve found an equal for the first time in my life. Thanks for everything. And remember, look out for half horses on your way to the NH liquor store for popsicle sticks & rubber bands cuz you ain’t got no defense! Luv, ya favorite friend! When: Monday, June 1, 2009. Where: The Danger Zone. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905909 Saucy Three-Timing Bartender Naturally you should have known that once you said you’d always wanted to be spied, I would take care of it - that’s my job as QB! Glad to see you’re enjoying your midnight snacks. I bet they taste better than my pb sandwiches. Here’s to many more nights at the DZ with good drinks & good friends. We’re so MONEY! When: Monday, June 1, 2009.

Where: at the DZ. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905908 Kristi I enjoyed our conversation on the way to South Hero, then I just dropped you off without any way to contact you. Dumb.

Realized I just met a vegetarian who could listen to my environmental rants & loathes spoiled UVM kids. Let’s do something not involving hitchiking. Or maybe involving it ;) Jon. When: Friday, June 5, 2009.

Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905907 Majestic cinemas Hello, sweet. I saw a sweetheart. Hangover, you were sitting in the last row in the corner w/ your friends. I was sitting one row ahead of you w/ my friend. You were talking about the popcorn & I offered you some. Wish to hang out with you, hands in hands. When: Monday, June 8, 2009. Where: Majestic, The Hangover. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905906 Hello, sweetness Thank you, babe, for the smoothie - it was tasty! You looked most beautiful & sexy in your green shirt today, and I’m looking forward to our weekend. Maybe even go out Thursday night for a drink & maybe more...

When: Monday, June 8, 2009. Where: Ben & Jerry’s (University Mall). You: Woman. Me: Man. #905905

the radio bean guitaress We heard your songs & sung along. We ate your chips till they was gone. We slurped the salsa, munched the hummus ... and of all the fun we’ve had, yer the funnest! Keep on playing, pretty lady. Keep on singing, don’t get lazy. Thank goodness that we’ve got to find, the best friend that you can have as a mime. When: Wednesday, June 3, 2009.

Where: Radio Bean in the sunshine. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905900 Waterfront & Splash I saw you on Thursday, June 4, eating a creemee. We ended up at Splash. Sitting with other people, but our eyes were on each other.

Like a miracle I saw you again on Williston Rd., still cannot believe I honked but did not pull over. Every night I am at the Waterfont at 7 p.m., looking for you. When: Thursday, June 4, 2009. Where: Waterfront. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905899 blonde boy higher ground I was the guy who squeezed your butt when leaving First Friday. My friend dared me. You were the cutest guy there to me. I think you liked it; so did I. Wanna dance w/ me? You are definitely worth spying, hotttie. I live local - do you? When: Sunday, June 7, 2009.

Where: First Friday Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Man. #905897 higher ground first friday You: blue shirt & plaid shorts. My friend told you I was checking you out. I’m Rick. Didn’t get your name. Wanted to say you not only are hot, but also a great dancer. Maybe next month we can boogie together. Me: I was wearing blue jeans & blue T-shirt, blond, blue eyes.

When: Sunday, June 7, 2009. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Man. #905896 Plattsburgh cutie asking directions Zowie! I wish wish wish I could have accepted your invitation to the barn party. We could have danced all night. Do I get another chance? When: Saturday, June 6, 2009.

Where: Essex, NY, ice cream store. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905895

Dear Mistress Maeve, My roommate’s boyfriend is a total jerk. Because he lives with his parents, he’s constantly at our apartment, eating our food, watching MY television and generally being a slob. My roommate is a grad student, and he even hangs around while she’s at class. Last week, I came home to toenail clippings on the coffee table — that was the final straw.

He is nowhere near good enough for my roommate, and his constant presence in our home is driving a wedge between her and me. How can I tell her to ditch the freeloader?

Signed, Raging Roomie Dear Roomie, Toenail clippings? That’s just gross.

Unfortunately, you cannot tell your roommate to “ditch the freeloader.” While you may think he’s the spawn of Satan, your roommate likes him, and badmouthing him will only make you look like the bad guy.

If he really is as awful as you claim, she’ll figure it out eventually — and it’s important that she learn from her own mistakes.

In the meantime, you can draw some clear boundaries at home. Talk to your roommate face to face (no passive-aggressive notes or off-handed comments).

Tell her you like living with her, but you have some concerns about her boyfriend. Outline specific behaviors that bother you and ask her please to address them with him.

You should also set some ground rules that both of you will adhere to going forward. Decide how many nights per week a significant other can stay over without having to chip in for utilities and food. Talk about when it’s acceptable for a significant other to be in the apartment alone and whether it’s OK for significant others and friends to have keys.

You’re in for a potentially uncomfortable conversation — but you’ll feel better once you’ve hashed it out.

Roommate-less for good reason,

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Sexy Sliox Sliding into Second...

Every day I smile at the thought of how we met ... and I keep smiling when I think about all the ways we “meet”. Jean-Luc! Your chaps are oiled... When: Saturday, June 6, 2009.

Where: Ten Forward. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905894 Hey, Tortilla Man The hot-off-the-press curry tortillas were absolutely amazing! How am I ever going to slum it with grocery store tortillas again?!

Thanks! When: Friday, June 5, 2009. Where: New World Tortilla. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905893 I love italian sandwiches I love you so much, baby, and I love you a little more every single day. Here’s to moving vertical ... together. When: Sunday, January 8, 2006. Where: Motel 6. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905892 Manny from Henry St. Deli You saved my life when I had to move last weekend. The tarp was a godsend! Thank you so much for your generosity; my furniture would still be soaked from the rain if it weren’t for you. When: Friday, March 27, 2009. Where: through Sav’s eyes. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905891

Espresso Barista I ordered a double shot of espresso in a large cup & you said that was a lot of cream to add to that, and then I explained that I was putting coffee in it as well. Thanks for the good laugh that we shared - it made my day.

Maybe again soon. :) When: Friday, June 5, 2009. Where: Speeder & Earl’s Pine St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905890 WalMart Check-out Line WalMart on June 4, at 9:15 p.m. Me: guy buying pool supplies. You: woman in green Marmot jacket buying cosmetics. Are you single? Would you like to get together to say hello? When: Thursday, June 4, 2009.

Where: WalMart. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #905889

Paging Produce!

Tall produce worker, I’m not looking tomate-o, just for another smile or a hello.

You really turnip me on. Tall Co-op Shopper.

When: Thursday, May 28, 2009. Where: City Market & Uncommon Grounds. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905888 Harley Man getting ice cream Saw you at the Fairgrounds Expo Center & then again at Friendly’s getting ice cream (w/ your daughter?) Would love to go on a ride w/ you - sure I can make your Harley look even hotter. We exchanged looks; know we were thinking the same thing. When: Thursday, June 4, 2009. Where: Essex/Williston. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905885

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Jun. 1. Spacious, 2 LRs, eat-in kitchen, HDWD. Next to UVM/ FAHC. $2400/mo. Info: Janet Liscio, 802-233-4317.

Burlington 2-&-3 BR apts. Heat & HW incl. Close to downtown & waterfront, off-street parking, garage/snow removal, on bus line. $1300-$1350/mo. + dep.

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Burlington Avail. June 1. Bright & spacious upscale 5-BR apt. in Hill Section. Natural woodwork, 2.5-BA, high-end kitchen, quiet safe location, parking, heat, W/D. Please NS/pets. Refs. req. $3500/ mo. Info: 802-658-8056, studio404@comcast.net.

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Burlington 64 N. Winooski Ave. Avail. Jun. 15. 4-BR, 1-BA, close to downtown, W/D hookups, porch. Pets considered. $1900/ mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

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Burlington 2-BR Apt. 36 Rose St., upstairs. HDWD, back porch.

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Burlington 2-BR Apt. 141 N. Winooski Ave. 1st-floor 2 BR avail.

June 15. Lg. LR, gas heat, W/D hookup, porch, off-street parking. $900/mo. Call 802-598-9595.

Burlington 76 East Ave. Avail.

Aug. 1. 4-BR Victorian house, HDWD floors, 1.5-BA, basement w/ W/D, 2 screen porches, 2-car garage, big yard, no pets, near college & Fletcher Allen. $1950/ mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

Burlington Colchester Ave. 3-BR. Parking, W/D. No dogs.

Avail. Sept 1. $1185/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com.

Burlington Duplex 2+ BR Lg., in Catherine St. duplex, 1-BA, backyard, gas heat, winter parking, $1250/mo.+, deposit, refs., credit check, no pets. Call 6608957.

Burlington Duplex 3+ BR Lg., in Catherine St. duplex, 1-BA, backyard, gas heat, winter parking, $1550/mo.+, deposit, refs., credit check, no pets. Call 6608957.

Burlington Vermont House Avail. Jul. 1. Downtown on Main St. 2-BRs, 1.5-BA, W/D onsite, parking, heat & A/C incl., lake views. Small dog considered. $1600/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

Burlington, Buell St. 1-BR NS/pets. Avail. July 1. $870/mo. incl. heat & HW. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1021. www.nevilleco.com.

Burlington, New North End 1st-floor apt. 1-BR w/ office.

Quiet owner-occupied duplex near bike path & bus line. Backyard, basement storage & W/D hookups.

Lease, dep., refs. NS/pets. $750/ mo. Info: 802-863-5108.

Burlington, North Ave. Avail.

July 1. 2-BR, parking, hookups, no dogs. $890/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1030.

Info: Amy Playdon, www.nevilleco.com.

Apt. rental Winooski Unique artist loft, sunny, private, approx. 1400 sq.ft. Natural gas fireplace, skylights, HDWD floors, lg. yard, new kitchen. Avail. Jul. 1.

NS. Info: 802-425-2910.

Burlington/Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg. furnished house. All utils. incl.!

2.5-BA, W/D, parking, on bus line.

No pets. Rent individually or w/ friends. Year lease or summer sublets avail. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612.

Burlinton 3-BR w/ utils. Lg. New North End 2nd-floor apt. w/ modern eat-in kitchen, W/D, lg. yard & 2-car garage. $1800/mo. incl. utils. Info: James Loop, 802598-8260, rentals.gridguide.com/ proddir/prod/317/791.

Cambridge Village Nice 1- & 2-BR apts. at $595/$695/mo. + utils. Great Village location, close to shopping & skiing. Gas heat, W/D. No pets! Info: 802-8638200.

Downtown Winooski 3-BR, across the street from VSAC, gas heat/HW. Off-street parking for 2 cars. Lease. $1100/mo. + sec. W/D hookup. Info: 802-655-1220, 802343-9315.

Essex Jct. 39 Prospect St. Avail.

Jul. 15. 2-BR, 1-BA, W/D onsite, carport, lg. yard. Pets okay. $875/ mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

Franklin Co. Fully renovated house, $1200/mo. +, 1st, last.

3-BR, 2-BA, gorgeous 3-season porch, huge fully applianced kitchen, W/D conveniently located in 1st-floor BA. Info: Nancy, 802-309-9627.

GREAT STUDIO APARTMENT! Lg. kitchen, BA, combined LR/BR. Very clean, quiet, nice sunny exposure. Near downtown. Small yard, gardens, off-street parking.

NS/pets. $750/mo. incl. utils.!

Info: 802-373-2469.

HUNTINGTON 1-BR BROOKSIDE Spacious, unfurnished w/ woodstove, wood-fired sauna, loft, brook frontage, DSL. Near hike/ ski/Catamount trails on Camel’s Hump Rd. Burlington not far. Pet possible. Month-to-month/6-mo. lease. Refs. req. Avail. now. $1100/ mo. + utils. Info: 518-817-7164.

Live on a mountaintop Bolton Valley, you will love it! 1-BR condo, furnished, fireplace. For rent, $750/mo. + utils., dep. For sale, $105,000. Just renovated, all new, must see. Info: The Best, Melanie, 484-832-9964.

Luxury Apartments Keen’s Crossing! Are you looking for the space & convenience of a home in an apt. setting? 17 floor plans, incl., variously: lg. closets, bay windows, private exterior entrance, W/D hookups, central A/C! Our community offers many amenities, such as fitness & movie rooms. Prices vary, but all incl. heat, HW, sewer/trash. Call for details & pricing! EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com.

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Views of Mount Mansfield from this beautifully wooded lot. View protected in perpetuity by a Land Trust agreement: approximately 240 acres in viewshed, up to Macomber Ridgeline and then over to Mansfield.

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Dorset Farms Colonial offers 4 bedrooms and 3 baths in South Burlington. Backyard opens up to common land.

Fully finished basement. First floor laundry. Kitchen with center island. Walk-in closet in master. 2834 sq. ft. of living space. $359,900.

4 bedroom home in Essex Junction located on a quiet street. Attached 2-car garage. Hardwood flooring on first level. Fenced-in backyard with deck and patio outdoor space - numerous perennial beds. Walking distance to community playground. $232,000.

Affordable 1 1/2 story home offers 3 bedrooms and 1 bath. 1100 sq. ft. of living space. Eat-in kitchen. Master on main level. Family room. 1st floor office space. Enclosed porch and side deck. Convenient location. Close to bus line. $158,500.

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Crosby Ave. 1-BR, HDWD floors, central gas, freestanding gas fireplace, gas range, off-street parking, W/D. 2 blocks to Main St. $750/mo. + utils. Info: 802310-4205.

New Studio Apt. Gas woodstove, breakfast bar, views, gardening, biking, hiking, cross country skiing, shared W/D room. Cat OK. 25 min. to Burlington. Avail. Jun. 21. $775/mo. Info: 802-482-4544.

North Ferrisburg Sunny, spacious 1-BR, HDWD floors, 2 level. $600/mo. + utils. Info: 802-3434820.

PLYMOUTH, VT Close to 3 ski areas & VAST trails. Private dirt road.

Loft-style BR, gas stove, fridge, W/D, no utils., garden space, NS, refs., sec. dep. $900/mo. Info: 802-952-9461.

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S. Burlington Sunny 1-BR apt. in private residence. Walking distance to UVM. Parking. $995/mo. incl. utils. Sec. dep. & refs. req.

Info: 802-862-1746.

S. Burlington Apt. Quiet, newly renovated 2-BR w/ office, excellent location near hospital/ schools, lg. yard, community garden, off-street parking. NS/dogs.

W/D hookup, trash, lawn. $1175/ mo., 1-yr. lease. Avail. June 15.

Info: 802-862-8664, pgadams@ sover.net.

S. Burlington Condo Clean, bright, newly renovated 2nd-floor flat. 2-BR, all appliances, pool, carport w/ storage. Convenient location. $975/mo. Info: 802862-8047.

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One level living, 3 bedroom ranch home. Hardwood floors, new carpet, fresh paint & a new roof. Large kitchen with plenty of cabinet space and dining area with deck. Views of rolling hills on 1 pleasantly landscaped acre. $219,000.

S. Burlington Avail. Aug. 1.

2-BR townhouse, 1.5-BA, W/D, carport, locked storage. No pets. $1175/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

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Shelburne Flat $1250 2-BR, quiet, 2nd floor. Locust Hill condo complex. Lg. BRs, garage, fireplace, DW, W/D, pool, tennis courts. NS/pets. Deposit/ utils. Info: 802-999-1271, cloverlily13@yahoo.com.

Upper Maple St. 2 apts. Clean, quiet, bright, parking, private yard, heat, W/D. 2nd-floor efficiency w/ common BA. $650/mo. $675/mo. w/ deck. NS/pets. Refs.

Info: 802-658-8056, Studio404@ comcast.net.

Vergennes 287 Main St. Medium 2-BR, full BA, lg. enclosed porch.

Heat & HW incl. No dogs. $850/ mo. Call only between 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. Avail. now. Info: 802-3494017.

Westford Farmhouse, Rt. 128, 4-BR, 2-BA, 1 w/ shower & jacuzzi, DW, W/D. $1500/mo. Incl. garbage/snow removal. dep., first req. Info: Jean, 802-229-1038.

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Wheeler Brook Apts. Off the Sugarbush Access Road in Warren.

Brand new apts. feature HDWD floors, mountain views, covered porches, heat, solar HW, trash removal, on site W/D & 24-hr. emergency maintenance incl. 1-BR flats (some fully accessible) $525-615/ mo. 2-BR townhouses $750/mo.

3-BR, 1.5-BA townhouse $900/ mo. Some income limits apply. For more info, to schedule a showing or complete a rental application call Mark at the Central VT Community Land Trust, 877-320-0663 ext. 230, or download the application at www.cvclt.org. Equal Housing Opportunity.

Winooski Lg., sunny 3-BR apt. on 2 levels, efficient gas heat/ HW, off-street parking, on bus line. Pets neg. $1150/mo. + utils.

Info: 802-658-3600.

Winooski 3-BR, Side St., 10 blocks from hospital, off-street parking. $1185/mo. Heat & HW incl. Info: 802-862-1850.

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Winooski 1-BR Heat/HW incl.

DW, parking, W/D in building, full BA w/ tub/shower. Clean. NS/ pets. $845/mo. Info: Bill Wheater, 802-233-1150.

Winooski, 2-BR Avail. 7/1. Porch w/ beautiful views, yard, sunny, lg. kitchen, HDWD floors, clean.

You pay gas heat & electric. No pets. Info: 802-310-4611, jpegagnon@yahoo.com.

Winooski, Hickok St., 2-BR HDWD, parking. No dogs. Avail. now. $875/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, x1030.

Info: www.nevilleco.com.

For Sale $155,000 - TWIN OAKS CONDO 2-BR, 1-BA upstairs condo in convenient S. Burlington location, carport + 1 space, community swimming pool, recreational vehicle parking, upgraded appliances & other features. Info: Roy Flournoy, 802-860-7220.

Richmond Farmhouse 3-BR, 2 mi. from Williston Village. Many updates incl. new kitchen & BA, 13x18 storage shed, on. 55 acres, picket fence. $244,000. Info: 802-238-8637.

Riverview, Richmond 2-BR mobile home, very nice, HDWD floor LR, eat-in kitchen, 2-door refrigerator, cathedral ceiling, gas heat, deck, shed. Financing possible. Sale after divorce. $30,500.

Info: 802-253-8841.

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BURLINGTON 1-BR avail. in 2-BR townhouse. Shared living space.

Excellent location near hospital, college, bus line, I-89. $525/mo. incl. all utils. Parking, W/D on onsite. NS/pets. Info: 802-8625321.

BURLINGTON/WINOOSKI Roommates wanted to share lg. furnished house. All utils. incl.!

2.5-BA, W/D, parking, on busline.

No pets. Rent individually or w/ friends. Year lease or summer sublets avail. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612.

HOUSE TO SHARE Share w/ 2 adults, 2 dogs. Utils., phone, Internet, cable, W/D incl. Refs., background checks, deposit req.

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JERICHO VILLAGE HOMESHARE Well-kept home w/ 3 spare rooms. Single mid-age male seeks housemate(s). All utils. incl.

Power, heat, W/D, cable, wireless Internet, parking, big yard. $650/ mo. 802-899-2654.

MAIN ST. WINOOSKI $458/MO. Share 3-BR house. Rent incl. heat, electric, hot water, W/D, DW, offstreet parking, enclosed porch, yard. On busline. Avail. Jul. 1.

1-yr. lease, 1.5 month sec. dep. req. No pets. Info: 802-522-0655.

PERSON NEEDED TO SHARE APT Rent incl. electricity, oil heat & water. Optional high-speed wireless Internet/digital cable, $42/ mo. Lg. kitchen, W/D, convenient, quiet location. Avail. July 1. Call Sean. Info: 802-864-9614.

ROOMMATE WANTED Female wanted for village apt. Petfriendly. Avail. Aug. 1. $800/ mo. incl. parking, W/D, all utils. except phone. Deposit required.

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ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR 2 BR Female roommate needed to share my 2 BR in Richmond Village for July 1. Rent incl. heat/H2O, other utils. (cable, WiFi/electric), ave. $50/mo. I’m a flexible, goodnatured, respectful woman who works in education. I’m looking for someone who is similarly laid back. Already have a cat, so no pets. Respond to this ad if interested. Info: 434-906-7306.

WOOLEN MILL APT. WINOOSKI Lg. apt. to share. Split electric, cable, rent. Free parking w/ use of swimming pool, gym. Nice quiet area.

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Parking avail. Info: David Farrington, 802-316-6452, brickboxco@aol.com.

BURLINGTON 182 MAIN ST. Office loft, above Old Gold. 1500 sq.ft., under renovation. Exposed brick, timbers & ductwork. Private BA, kitchenette. 4 lg. windows on Main. Gas heat & A/C, track lighting. Very nice. Info: 802-3166452, brickboxco@aol.com.

BURLINGTON 208 FLYNN AVE. Flynndog Bldg. Studio, 1150 sq.ft., tall ceilings, brick walls, great neighbors: Jeff Clarke, Linckia, Outer Space Deli, Taiko.

South End destination. Info: David Farrington, 802-316-6452, brickboxco@aol.com.

BURLINGTON 209 COLLEGE ST. 1100 sq.ft. under construction.

Skylights, many windows, HDWD, bricks walls all around, lockers/ shower area, ceilings at 12’+, exposed timber framing. Awesome spot! Great neighbors: Stone Soup, Bueno y Sano, Springhill, 3 Needs. Info: David Farrington, 802-316-6452, brickboxco@aol. com.

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BURLINGTON PRIVATE OFFICES Two private offices w/ great views avail. in the Adams School building on S. Union St. Call Pam at 802-865-3332 x116 or visit www. adamsschool.org.

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S. BURLINGTON OFFICE SPACE 750 sq.ft. office on Swift Street near Shelburne Road, lg. room w/ small office. Rent incl. parking & utils. $725/mo. Info: Patrick Waters, 802-425-3258.

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Offering free therapeutic massage the week of 6/17-6/24. Call now, spaces are limited. Info: Peter, 802-476-5408, pscompedge@aol. com.

MASSAGE FOR MEN BY JIM, RN Experienced RN offering Swedish, sports & therapeutic massage. In & out call appts. avail. Visit our website www.miraclesoftouch. com for detailed description of services. To schedule an appt. or inquire about fees or services contact Jim, jhart1159@comcast. net, 802-310-8291.

MISCARRIAGE SUPPORT Struggling to heal & find meaning after miscarriage? The Miscarriage Support System can help. Coaching & supportive services for individuals & groups. Info: Miscarriage Support System, Annemarie Miner, MA, annemarie@miscarriagesupportsystem.com, www.miscarriagesupportsystem.com.

SHOP TO EARN Supplement your income by shopping online at the biggest name retail stores. Hunwww.careeradvisory.biz dreds of stores incl. Best Buy, 802-318-4136 Target, Macys, Sears, Home Deinfo@careeradvisory.biz pot, Staples. Members get paid to shop & refer. Take a tour of ONLINE PHARMACY Buy Soma, the website at www.STE247.com.

Ultram, Fioricet, Prozac, Buspar Email: kimtodo@gmail.com. Call: $71.99/90, $107/180 quantities.

1x2-111908-MarkRenkert-CareerAdv.indd 11/21/08 1 12:17:43 PM 802-535-9270. Info: www.STE247.

Price includes prescription! Over com.

200 meds. $25 coupon meition offer: #71A31. (AAN CAN) Info: 888-661-4957, tripharmace.net.

your honey can’t get to. Small or large, home or office, 24-hr. service. A division of SS Contracting.

Call Scott Sasso today! Local, reliable, honest. Info: 802-310-6926.

ALTOGETHER INTERIORS We consign updated furnishings, sell new, do color, design & decor consultations. For all of your decorating needs call for an appt. or stop by 11 Maple Street, Essex Jct. Info: 802-288-1100.

CONTRACTOR HOME SERVICES Call for your handyman repairs, projects, siding, yardwork, rototilling, metal detecting, hauling needs. 15% discount for seniors.

25 yrs. experience, prompt & dependable, INSURED. Info: Badger Construction, 802-655-6869.

DANNYS TREE & FOREST Pruning & removals, lot clearing, land reclaiming, selective thinning, timber stand improvement, private timber & firewood harvesting.

Affordable low-impact services.

802-598-5090. Info: Danny Buendgen, 802-598-5090.

GREEN CLEANING SERVICE Clean Spaces, LLC, is your eco-friendly cleaning service. We use only natural, bio-based products that are safe for people, pets & the environment. Great references! Info: Clean Spaces, 802-734-2269, denise@cleanspacesvt.com, www. cleanspacesvt.com.

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32B | june 17-24, 2009 | SEVEN DAYS

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ESSEX JCT. CONDO W/ GARAGE

FOR SALE BY OWNER List your property here! 30 words + photo.

Contact Ashley 864-5684, fsbo@sevendaysvt.com BRADFORD TERRACE RICHMOND Only five beautiful and quiet wooded hillside lots remain for sale on this paved cul-de-sac town road. One acre and larger starting at $139,900.

Driveway cuts, underground utilities and wastewater/septic in place. Only minutes to I-89. Bring your own builder or use one of our recommended professionals. For more information contact the Owner-Realtor at 802-434-4733 ext 1.

2-BR, 1.5-BA townhouse. Natural gas heat & water, basement, W/D hookups on first floor. Completely updated inside and out. First time buyers $8000 tax credit. $175,000.

Call 802-865-2010.

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Pet HORSE BOARDING Ferrisburgh, $300/mo. 1 mi. off Rt. 7. New 5-stall barn. Incl. heated water, stall turnout to pasture, feed, hay & nice outdoor arena. Info: Michelle, 802-8779933.

« services DRAINAGE SYSTEMS Exterior painting, lead remediation, roofing, site demolition, woodstove installations, hearths, chimneys, metal bestos pipe, firewood, tile floors/showers, etc. (ceramic, porcelain, mosaic, quarry), additions/remodeling, drainage systems, concrete & stone foundations repaired or replaced, buildings jacked, concrete slabs/ walls installed or removed, septic systems, land clearing, tree removal, sand blasting, dozer, backhoe, dump truck services. Inground pool renovations & liner replacements, decks installed or replaced. 30 yrs. exp. Info: North Country Construction and Painting, Michael Lyons, 802-4533457.

NATE’S PET SITTING Experienced, insured dog walking & pet sitting services for pets of all types in & around Burlington. Dozens upon dozens of great local references.

Info: Nate’s Pet Sitting, LLC, Nate Church, 802-999-2267, nate@ natespetsitting.com, www.natespetsitting.com.

PET SITTING/DOG WALKING Affordable, reliable, experienced, insured & loving pet sitting in the comfort of your own safe & cozy home. When you can’t be there to care for your pets, call us to help!

Also avail.: morning, midday & afternoon dog-walking service.

864-2PET. Info: Green Mountain Pet Professionals, 802-864-2738, www.greenmountainpetprofessionals.com.

RESIDENTIAL HOUSEKEEPING Move-out cleans, weekly & biweekly time slots avail. Perfect refs. avail., reliable, college educated. Please call or email for pricing. Info: Lindsay Reszewski, 802-734-7008, lindsayreszewski@yahoo.com.

STONE HORSE LANDSCAPES LLC Creative stonescapes, lawn mowing, walking paths, gardens, raised flower beds, compost beds, driveway maintenance, property maintenance, etc. Info: 802-2763626, 802-279-4202.

FACTORY SUBARU ROOF RACK Excellent condition. $25. Info: Donald Calista, 802-864-7781.

MAYTAG W/D White, 2007. Heavy duty, super capacity, 10 cycles.

Heavy duty electric dryer, Quiet Series, 100/10 cycles. Set only $600. Info, 802-497-0755.

Clothing/ Jewelry KNITTED OR CROCHETED I have knitted baby cloths, blankets, adult hats, scarfs, mittens. Email for pictures & prices. Info: 802893-3502, sweetlin323@aol.com.

Electronics APPLE MACBOOK PRO $1400 Mac OSX 10.5.6, 15”, 2.16 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 2 GB Memory, 120 GB HD, SuperDrive, Built-in iSight camera, illuminated keyboard, 2 y.o., mint. Info: 802-3439537, burlington.craigslist.org/ sys/1212018328.html.

GET A NEW COMPUTER Brandname laptops & desktops. Bad or no credit - no problem. Smallest weekly payments available. It’s yours now. (AAN CAN) Info: 800803-8819.

LANDSCAPING & LAWN CARE Looking for some yard cleanup or summer-long lawn maintenance?

Call L.M. Landscaping for a quality job w/ affordable rates. Call for quotes. Info: L.M. Landscaping, Nevin Leary, 802-734-3674.

ODD JOBS YOU BETCHA Pressure washing/painting, Fascia & trim (install, replace, repair), windows/doors, roof repairs, gutters (clean, repair), fences & decks (new, repair) + much more. Free estimates. 20+ yrs. exp. Info: 802-373-2444.

3/24/09 9:46:15 AM Beautiful old Adirondack lakefront cottage on Willsboro Pt. 5-BR, great room, stone fireplace, sleeping porch, deck, dock, nice beach, mooring, half acre with gardens and outbuilding.

1 hr. from Burlington. Unique place & setting. $440,000.

Info: 518-963-4568 or tcwick56@comcast.net.

GET A NEW COMPUTER! Brand name laptops & desktops, bad or no credit - no problem. Smallest weekly payments avail. Call now.

(AAN CAN) Info: 800-816-2232.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts A/C SAMSUNG SYSTEM UNIT Ductless split system air conditioner. Wall unit w/ outside condenser. In use now. 18,000 BTUs. New 2004, gently used. $3700 new. $900. Info: 802-862-3061.

COMBO W/D Edgestar Ventless 110V model #CW1200. Energysaving unit. Hooks up to regular kitchen or utility sink. Excellent condition; $650. Info: 802-9221589, alunaj9@yahoo.com.

CUB CADET FOR SALE New lawn mower, 42” deck, 2008, 19 hours, 3-year warranty, paid $1800, asking $1500/OBO. Can be seen at IMAGO in Colchester. Info: 802893-8877, grainv9715@grenterprise.biz.

MB QUAT 1, SPKRS W/ STANDS Great sounding German loudspeakers w/ Epos stands & wires. Very nice in every way. New $500, now $249. Music enjoyment awaits.

Info: Milo DeWitt, 802-454-8383, MiloDewitt@wildblue.net.

NEW! DIGITAL CAMERA $50 New Easyshare. C913 silver, 9.2 MP, 3x optical zoom & 2.4” LCD, image stabilization. Still has plastic on LCD panel. Xtras incl. Info: Linnie Miller, 802-658-0442.

XM SATELLITE RADIO Delphi XM2go. XM programming at home, in your car, on the go. $30. Please respond to amber9802@yahoo. com.

FOR SALE BY OWNER List your property here!

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Contact Ashley 864-5684, fsbo@sevendaysvt.com

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Entertainment/ Tickets 2 RISE AGAINST TICKETS! For June 18 in Montreal at Parc Jean Drapeau. Special guest Rancid!

Asking best offer! Call 363-1011 ASAP!

Free Stuff DONATE DOG SUPPLIES-NNEDR 668 Pine St., Burlington. We appreciate: Crates, beds/blankets, new chew toys and bones, collars/ leashes, dog food/treats. Info: Northern New Engand Dog Rescue and Play Dog Play, adopt@nnedr. org, nnedr.org and playdogvt. com.

FREE L-SHAPED COUCH “Basement” couch in generally good shape, dark green fabric. Needs to be reupholstered or covered.

Email me if want to see picture serious inquiries only! Info: kiwibrooks@yahoo.com.

IS YOUR HOUSE HAUNTED? Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.”

Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. Info: Matthew Borden, 802881-1171, bigbigdeal3@aol.com.

VEGETABLE OIL Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.

Furniture MATTRESS SET - NEW Mattress set, never used, still in plastic, incl. warranty. Sell $125. Memory foam $325. Info: 802-893-7296.

Garage/Estate Sales COMMUNITY SALE JUNE 27 Donald Dr., Milton. 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.

Large sale.. everything represented that you can imagine!

HUGE BARN SALE 6/27, 6/28 Tons of good stuff: Furniture, antiques, bedding, fabrics & many quality household accessories. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. rain or shine. 237 Maple St., Stowe. Info: Galen Arnot.

MULTI-FAMILY YARD SALE THIS SATURDAY 6/20: 10am-4pm, 45 Maple St. Winooski (between Weaver St. and Mallet’s Bay Ave).

Housewares, clothing, furniture.

Lots of good stuff!

TREADMILL Merit Treadmill, 5 lg.

LCD display, asking $350/OBO. Call 802-893-3502, lv. msg. Info: sweetlin323@aol.com.

OUTRIGHT VERMONT YARD SALE 241 N. Winooski, Sat/Sun 6/20, 6/21. Stairmaster, Gary Fisher bicycles, guitar, sports equipment, more. All proceeds to benefit Outright Vermont youth services.

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Pets ADOPT FOR FOSTER - NNEDR Check out nnedr.org to find out more about adopting or fostering dogs in need. Info: Northern New Engand Dog Rescue, adopt@ nnedr.org.

LAB RESCUE FOSTER HOMES We are a nonprofit organization seeking foster homes for Labrador Retrievers in Vermont. Please check our website, www.labrescue.com for further info. Info: Labrador Retriever Rescue, Inc., Deanna Smith.

ANTIQUES Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver.

Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

CASH FOR RECORDS & STEREOS LPs, 45 RPMs, stereos, concert posters, music memorabilia, instruments. Convenient drop-offs in Montpelier (State St.) & Burlington (corner of Church & Bank).

Buy/Sell/Trade. Info: Burlington Records & Riverwalk Records, 802-223-3334, saiddone@hotmail.com, www.BurlingtonRecords.com.

Sports Equipment 2006 TREK 2100ZR LOW MILES Very little road wear in great condition. I replaced the carbon fiber fork w/ a new bontager HCM Race-Lite. Info: Ryan Pizzutillo, 609-915-9925.

AIRWLK 145 SNOWBOARD w/ bindings. $50. Only used couple of times. Like new. Bindings incl.

2-tone green. Sorry, no checks accepted. Cash only. Located in St. Albans. 802-393-2967. Info: Brenda Buckbee, 802-393-2967.

BICYCLE Mt. Shasta Arrowhead.

Like new, ladies teal 18” mountain bike. All original paperwork incl. $75. Info: 802-864-4908.

SINGLE-SPEED CITY BIKE $175.

Sweet, not fixed gear setup w/ swept-back handlebars. Very clean & uncluttered look. Size is L-XL at 62cm. $175. Info: 802-233-3001.

STAIRMASTER FOR SALE Weslo. $20. Please email me at amber9802@yahoo.com if interested.

THULE ROOF BIKE RACK SYST. w/ 2 bike setups. 1 is an entry-level fork mount, the other is a 599 XTR full bike system. $175. Info: 802999-1402.

Bands/ Musicians BASS? Power trio seeks 4th. Original alt/modern-rock borders on metal/grunge. Lots of well-written material. 21+ w/ experience.

Email 4 MP3s & details. Info: Joel Madison, cashandcobain@ me.com.

PLAY ON LIVE RADIO! “Paradigms” on wbkm.org, Sundays 8-9:30 p.m. Are you a musician who’d like to play live in the wbkm studio? Info: WBKM.org, Baruch Zeichner, baruch@mcn.org, www. healingmagic.org/wbkm/paradigms/index.html.

SEVEN DAYS | june 17-24, 2009 | classifieds 33B

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For Sale 12-String Washburn Acoustic/electric model D46SCE12.

Excellent condition throughout.

See pix & details on craigslistvermont under “12 string Washburn acoustic.” $375 incl. case. B Band electronics, nice sound. Info: Jeff Shelley, 802-872-9844.

Kentucky Mando in excellent condition. Produced before the factory moved to China. New hardshell case incl. $225. Info: 802-598-4377.

P.A. System $650 OBO Peavey XR 600E amplifier and mixer - 5 channels. Pair Impulse 200 speakers, stands, cables. Alesis MultiMix8 mixer. Info: erikee@gmail.com.

Paul Reed Smith SE $275 Tobacco sunburst, creme-colored pickup. This guitar is cool. It’s an SE. The pickup output & sound against the mahogany body create a noiseless clear articulate sound (that can crank!). This is a way cool guitar w/ a tortoise pick guard. Info: James Thompson, 802-497-1451, fateorfiction2@ yahoo.com.

Pro-Audio Yard Sale Kevin Healy’s not so annual pro-audio yard sale. June 27, 10 a.m. - ?.

65 Cayuga Ct., Burlington. Lots of gently used mics/stands/cables/ cases etc. Info: 802-862-8030, kevin@healyproductions.com.

Vintage Guitar $375 Dark red solid body Gretsch Corvette w/ bigsgy trem. Retro/modern styling & tone. The humbuckers are hot on high gain w/o feedback (except the good kind) & purr on clean or jazz. Comes w/ gig bag, $80 value. Info: James Thompson, 802-497-1451, fateorfiction2@ yahoo.com.

Fun Piano Lessons All Ages Learn from a patient, experienced teacher. Working musician w/ a diverse performance background.

Jazz, blues, folk, rock, reggae, Latin, kids’ music, more. Info: Andric Severance, 803-310-6042, andricseverance@hotmail.com, www.andricseverance.com.

Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels.

Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ myfairpoint.net, www.rickbelford.com.

Guitar School of Vermont “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition. Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians.

Info: 802-655-5800, www.guitarschoolofvermont.com.

Drum Lessons Have fun while achieving your goals as a drummer! Experienced, professional & active drummer seeks students of all ages, styles & abilities for private instruction. Study at your convenience in my Burlington studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curriculum, flexible scheduling & the best rates around. Info: steve@ stevehadeka.com.

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Studio Collective Openings Creative spaces still open. Rent space in studio collective, all mediums welcome. Incl. gallery, website, online store, kitchen, loading dock, common area. Info: Studio Collective/ Gallery, Christy Mitchell, thetestsight.com.

Openings/ Shows Christa Mans Paintings Oil & acrylic paintings inspired by little slices of life in Vermont. The Skinny Pancake in Montpelier. Info, 262-CAKE. Info: Skinny Pancake, www.christamans.blogspot.com.

Music Lessons Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles.

25 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in S. Burlington.

Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@ gmail.com.

Rapid Fire Guitar Lessons My rates will beat the other guys & your learning will be accelerated.

Video lessons tailored for you. All ages, skill levels ready to play.

Info: D SpazbOrealiS, 802-5400813, myspace.com/spazboreal.

Auditions/ Casting Casting for short film Casting for 20-minute drama to be filmed in Montpelier in Aug. Quick breakdown: Audrey, 47; Debbie, 31; Patricia, 30-40; Doc, 8; Elizabeth, 5. Email jimtheactor@ yahoo.com.

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Plein-Air Landscape w/ Oils: Jul. 2 - Aug. 6, 5:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $200.

Location: Burlington High School, Burlington. Info: 802-655-3018.

Paint the glorious evening light of the Champlain Valley with instructor Robert Huntoon. Beginners and more experienced painters welcome! Materials list provided.

Saturday-only workshops June 27, July 18, and Aug. 1, 10:00am 4:00pm, $75.

Summer Magic: Painting & Drawing: Jun. 30 - Aug. 4, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday.

Cost: $175. Location: Burlington High School, Burlington. Info: 802-655-3018. Using color theory to simplify color mixing and layering to intensify tonality, instructor Robert Huntoon will lead beginners and returning students to create compelling oil paintings and atmospheric drawings. All ages welcome!

Materials list supplied.

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Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College Faculty). Info: 802-8627696, www.paulasbell.com.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo & more. All ages, skill levels/interests welcome. Patient, supportive teacher offering refs., results & convenient scheduling 7 days/ week! Info: Andy Greene, 802658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail. com, www.andysmountainmusic. com.

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Open 24/7/365.

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art 4TH ANNUAL IRON POUR WORKSHOP: Jul. 3-12. Cost: $160/workshop + materials fee. Location: Pine Street Studios, Burlington.

Info: John, 802-363-6094, marius100271@hotmail.com, pinestreetironpour.com.

Workshop participants will learn fundamental skills for pouring cast iron from creating a sand mold to the pour itself. Everyone will go home with a creation of their own. All tools and materials will be provided; however participants should bring leather gloves, safety glasses, a respirator, appropriate clothing and wear close-toed shoes. Instructed by Elijah Sproles.

ART, DRAWING AND PAINTING 1: Jun. 24 - Aug. 4, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m., Weekly on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Cost: $200/all materials provided.

Location: Burlington High School, Burlington. Info: 802-864-8436.

This 60-hour summer course awards any high school student one diploma credit. Fundamental drawing skills and color theory will be emphasized, plus elements of illustration and cartooning for inspiration and fun. Sign up today!

Tiny House and Garden Tour: Jun. 20. Cost: $75/full day. Location: Vermont Tour, Johnson in the a.m. and Bakersfield in the p.m. Info: 802-933-6103, peterking @ vermont t inyhouses.com, vermonttinyhouses.com. Visiting 3 homesteads and 10 tiny houses.

Lecture topics include, food, electricity, septic, heat, water and off the grid living. Learn more about the economics and politics of the leisure society lifestyle.

burlington city arts Print: Silkscreen Design: Jul. 16 - Aug. 13, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $175/157.50 BCA members. Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn the materials and processes of silkscreen design - a fast-paced printing technique that uses screens, squeegees and inks.

Work with a professional silkscreen artist and learn how to use multiple screens and colors to make multilayered prints. Print designs on clothing, T-shirts and more! Some materials included. Limit: 8.

Summer Camp: Puppets, Parades & Pageantry: Jul. 6-10, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Cost: $350/BCA/ Flynn partner rate (see special perks below)! Scholarships avail.

Location: Burlington City Arts, Flynn Center. Spend the morning at BCA exploring the art of pageantry, then travel to the Flynn Center to animate your creations and yourselves through puppetry and theater. Then become part of the largest parade in Vermont history on July 11 in Burlington!

Campers will receive a FAMILY PASS for 4 to the Waterfront Festival.

Musician Dan Zanes will make a special appearance during camp!

Register with the Flynn by calling 802-652-4548.

Summer Camp: Clay, Past thru Present: Jul. 6-10, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Cost: $165/$148.50 BCA members. Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, Burlington. Create and fire clay projects as they would have been in early Vermont history, including coilbuilding and pit firings with a focus on functional ware and decorative pieces. Through the week we will move toward the modern ceramic techniques of today, such as wheel throwing and contemporary slip designs. Ages 6-8.

Summer Camp: Itsy Bitsy Sculpture: Jul. 20-24, 1-4 p.m.

Cost: $165/148.50 BCA members.

Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Session 2: Using a variety of materials such as recycled objects, fibers, foil, air-dry clay, and paint, campers will create a variety of dynamic 3-D sculptures.

Learn about famous sculptors and be encouraged to incorporate your favorite subject matter: monsters, itsy bitsy creepy crawly things, creatures and more! Ages 6-8.

Summer Camp: Itsy Bitsy Sculpt: Session 1: June 29 - July 3, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $165/$148.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Using a variety of materials such as recycled objects, fibers, foil, air-dry clay, and paint, campers will create a variety of dynamic 3-D sculptures.

Learn about famous sculptors and be encouraged to incorporate your favorite subject matter: monsters, itsy bitsy creepy crawly things, creatures, and more! Ages 6-8.

Painting: Plein Air Painting: Jul. 6 - Aug. 10, 4-7 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $185/$166.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center & outdoor locations TBD, Burlington. Come draw in the great outdoors! Students will draw and sketch on Church Street, the Waterfront and other fun locations. Students will be encouraged to explore some new drawing perspectives while working with a variety of drawing materials including colored pencils, pastels and more!

Limit: 10.

Drawing: Plein Air Drawing: Jul. 15 - Aug. 5, 6-8 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $110/$99 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center and outdoor locations TBD, Burlington. Come draw in the great outdoors! Students will draw and sketch on Church Street, the Waterfront and other fun locations. Students will be encouraged to explore some new drawing perspectives wile working with a variety of drawing materials including colored pencils, pastels and more!

Limit: 10.

Age/Sex/Fixed: 8-year-old NM seal point SiZe: Small energy LeveL: Medium reASOn Here: My owner developed allergies KidS: ALL – very gentle and would do great with respectful children of all ages CATS: Yes (if they are on the same prescription diet) dOgS: Yes (cat-savvy, mellow ones) SPeCiAL COnSiderATiOnS: Special diet SUMMAry: I am a super sweet, laid-back cat looking for a mellow home. My all-around good nature has won over

Jewelry: Precious Metal Clay: Jul. 14 - Aug. 25, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $160/$144 BCA members. Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Precious Metal Clay (PMC) is a composite of silver, water and organic binder. It can be shaped like clay and when fired, leaves behind solid silver. A variety of techniques will be demonstrated showing the versatility of the material and students will be able to create several pieces. Material fees additional. Limit: 10.

Clay: Wheel-Throwing II: Jul. 16 - Aug. 13, 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $158/141 BCA members (clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag. Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. In this mixed level class for advanced beginners and intermediate potters, students will learn individualized tips and challenges for advancement on the wheel. Demonstrations and instruction will cover advanced throwing, trimming, and glazing techniques.

Individual projects will be encouraged. Students must be proficient in centering and throwing cylinders. Prerequisite: Basic wheel experience. Limit: 12.

Photo: From Camera to Print: Jul. 14 - Aug. 4, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $250/$225 BCA members. Location: Burlington Technical Center, Burlington High School, Burlington. Upload, organize, edit and print your digital photographs in this comprehensive workshop using Adobe Photoshop Lightroom. Importing images, using RAW files, organization, finetuning tone and contrast, color adjustments and printing will all be covered. Includes archival ink and paper. Bring a portable hard drive or flash drive with images to class.

Prerequisite: Intro to the 35MM Film or Digital SLR or equivalent experience. Limit: 10.

Photo: Intro to film or digital camera: Jul. 15 - Aug. 19, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $145/130.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center’s Community Darkroom, Burlington. Explore the basic workings of the manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera to learn how to take the photographs you envision. Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds and exposure and learn the basics of composition, lens choices and film types/sensitivity. Bring a 35mm film or digital SLR camera and manual to class. No experience necessary. Limit: 15.

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many of the staff and volunteers here at HSCC and I think if given the chance, I will be quick to win you over, too! I have lived with other animals (cats, dogs, fish, even birds!) and done very well with everyone I’ve met! Calm, happy, and content, I would be the ideal pet for a gentle family or individual seeking an interactive and loveable new companion. Extremely social and affectionate, I would make a great and cuddly new addition to your family!

visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 p.m., or Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. 862-0135.

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« classes Clay: Wheel-Throwing I: Jul. 13 - Aug. 10, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $158/$141 BCA members (clay sold seperately at $20/25 lb. bag, glazes and firings included). Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main Street, Burlington. This introductory class will focus on the potter’s wheel with students learning basic throwing and forming techniques. Projects may include vases, mugs, and bowls. Students will also be guided through the various finishing techniques using slips and glazes. No experience necessary! Over 20 hrs/ week of open studio time to practice! Limit: 12.

Summer Camp: Silkscreen TShirt Design: Jul. 13-17, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $165/$148.50 BCA members. Location: Print Studio, Burlington. Design your own unique t-shirts using fabric inks and silkscreens! Campers will be introduced to BCA’s professional print studio and will learn some basic printing techniques. By the end of the week, campers will have reproduced a variety of imges ready to be worn or given as gifts. Ages 9-11.

Summer Camp: Illustrate it!: Jul. 20-24, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m.

Cost: $165/148.50 BCA members.

Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Become an illustrator and be inspired by a variety of colorful, illustrated books including Owl Moon, Leonardo The Terrible Monster, Rainbow Fish and more. Using pencil, oil pastels, markers and more, explore the ins and outs of illustration and draw what you observe as well as what you imagine.

Ages 6-8. Limit: 12.

Summer Camp: Silkscreen Design: Jul. 20-24, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $165/148.50 BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, Burlington. Create your own unique designs using silk screens Teens will be introduced to BCA’s professional print studio, will learn some basic silkscreening techniques and will create posters, banners, and more. By the end of the week, participants will have reproduced a variety of images while learning the silkscreening process.

Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com.

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camps EcoKids Camps: July 6-12, Mon.Fri., 2-5 p.m., ages 8-12. Cost: $125/week. Location: The Bobbin Sew Bar + Craft Lounge, 299 N. Winooski Ave. @ Archibald St., Burlington. Info: The Bobbin Sew Bar + Craft Lounge, LLC, Gyllian Rae Svensson, 802-862-7417, gyllian@thebobbin.com, thebobbin. com. Learn to Sew! Do your kids want to learn how to sew? This is a super fun hands-on sewing camp where you learn hand sewing, machine sewing, fabrics, patterns & more. Campers will learn new skills and complete their first sewing project.

NatureHaven Day Camp: June-August. Cost: $125/week. $100/2nd child in one family.

Location: NatureHaven, Milton.

Info: Laurie, 802-893-1845. Natural history day camp based at “NatureHaven”, a former dairy farm in Milton, featuring edible and medicinal plant studies, eco-friendly arts & crafts, organic gardening, languages, rainy-day educational games, and field trips to local natural areas for catch-and-release insect and small animal-identification. Students between 8-12 yrs.

Vacation Bible Camp: Jun. 22-26, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., Weekly on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Location: North Avenue Alliance Church, 901 North Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-864-0501. North Avenue Alliance Church is proudly hosting their annual VBC. Children completing Pre-K through 6th Grade will enjoy a fun filled week of activities in a caring environment. The theme is the Australian Outback. Free and open to the public.

dance Ballroom Dance Classes: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance!

Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com.

Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

Elements of Ballet: Join beginning level adult/teen ballet classes Tuesday mornings at 8:45 a.m., and Wednesday evenings at 6:35 p.m. Saturday mornings, beginning/intermediate ballet students join our 90-minute Combination Studio at 10:15 a.m.. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rte. 127, 5 minutes from the Burlington waterfront), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille @NaturalBodiesPilates. com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com.

Develop your rhythmic abilities, memory, mind-body connection and creative spirit. Experience how dancers achieve that lengthened look, and find out how good whole body stretches really feel. Enjoy strength, posture and body sculpting. Combination Studio students: Practice Pilates Mat and Reformer, Jump Board, Bartenieff Fundamentals, and a full ballet barre.

Modern Dance Classes: Jun. 25 - Aug. 13, 5:30-8:30 p.m., 6/25 through 8/13, Thurs. 5:307:00 Modern Basics, Thurs. 7:008:30 Advanced Modern. Cost: $96/ 8 classes, each lasting 1.5 hours. Location: The Lamb Abbey, 65 Pioneer Center (at the top of Barre St.), Montpelier. Info: Willow Wonder, 802-229-9324. Modern Basics, 5:30-7:00. This class will start with a thorough warmup to align the body, and progress into simple movement combinations.

Advanced Modern, 7:00-8:30. After a thorough warmup, this class will progress into movement combinations that incorporate multiple levels of space and time. Both classes will have live accompaniment.

design/build Yestermorrow Design/Build Sch.: Cost: $300/2-day class; 15% discount for Vermont residents!. Location: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 189 VT Rte. 100, Warren. Info: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 802-4965545, shannon@yestermorrow. org, www.yestermorrow.org. Rustic Furniture, June 20-21. $300.

Constructed Wetlands for Waste Water Treatment, June 21-26. $750. Youth Design/Build, June 2226. $400. Decks 101, June 27-28. $300. Mosaics, June 27-28. $300.

Green Home Design, June 27-28. $300. Regenerative Design, June 28-July 3. $750. Cabinets & Builtins, June 28-July 3. $750.

drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $47/6 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $53/6 weeks. Session begins 10/28. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $48/6 weeks, beginning 10/27. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

healing arts SOUL HEALING WEEKEND: June 27-28, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. on Saturday, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. on Sunday. Location: Best Western Motel, Bush Hill Rd., Waterbury. Learn multiple methods to help yourself heal, hear about the exciting work of Dr. Zhi Gang Sha, experience healing from 2 of Dr. Sha’s advanced students in this free workshop. Beverages, snacks and desserts provided; bring your own lunch. Sponsored by the Jungian Center. To register or for further info, call Sue at 244-7909 or Carol at 244-1104.

herbs Wisdom of the Herbs School: Wild Edible Intensive 2009: Enhancing Local Food Security.

Taught by Annie McCleary and George Lisi. Sundays from 10 a.m.

- 4 p.m. Summer Term: August 9, September 20 and October 4, 2009.

Tuition $300. $50 nonrefundable deposit each term. VSAC nondegree grants available. Primitive Skills: Shelter Water Fire Food (new program!) Taught by Nicholas Neddo of Roots School. Sept.

5-6 and 19-20, 2009. Tuition $400.

Nonrefundable deposit $50. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@ w isdomof theherbsschool.com, www.WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool. com. Unique experiential programs embracing the wild plants, holistic health, and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times.

Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with Nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.

holistic health BodyTalk Modules 1 & 2: Cost: $1100/32 hours of hands-on instruction. Location: Shouldice & Associates, 26 State St., Montpelier. Info: Sari Wolf, 802-2234715, www.bodytalksystem.com.

BodyTalk is a simple and effective holistic therapy that allows the body’s energy systems to be resynchronized so they can operate as nature intended. BodyTalk is noninvasive, objective in application and works effectively on humans EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

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and animals alike. BodyTalk can be used alone, or integrated with other health care systems.

jewelry bezels and stone setting: Jun. 20-21, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $260/weekend class. Location: Jane Frank, 2 Howard St., A1, Burlington. Info: jane frank jewellerydesign, Jane Frank, 802-9993242, www.janefrank.de. Work with a German trained goldsmith and learn how to make bezels in all kinds of shapes. Also we will work on setting stones, i.e., step bezels, flush setting or prawn setting. Sat., 6/20 & Sun. 6/21, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.

Call for more information.

kitesurfing/ windsurfing KITEBOARDING LESSONS: Windy days throughout the Summer & Fall. Location: Kite Beach, Burlington. Info: 802-922-8841, kiteboardisland.com. Learn to kiteboard in waist-deep water with an IKO certified instructor using 2009 Cabrinha Kites (cabrinhakites. com). Sign up early, and be flying across and over Lake Champlain soon! Limited openings avail. Must be over 18.

martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, July 7 at 5:30 p.m. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th Dan - Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido teacher.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie.

Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

Vermont Aikido: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-8629785, vermontaikido.org. Practice the graceful martial art of Aikido in a safe, supportive environment.

Aikido training teaches body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself.

Visitors are always welcome in the dojo! Class hours are at our homepage.

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Vermont Ninjutsu: Tuesday 6:30-8:30 p.m., Thursday 6:308:30 p.m., Sunday 9:30-11:30 a.m.

Cost: $15/class (see per month options on website). Location: Elements of Healing, Essex Shoppes & Cinema, 21 Essex Way Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Vermont Ninjutus, Vermont Ninjutsu, 802399-8875, vtninjutsu@gmail. com, www.vtninjutsu.com. Ninjutsu emphasizes use of natural movements to diffuse physical/mental conflicts bringing harmony to the mind and body. It encompasses but is not limited to locking of the joints, throws, striking, ukemi (rolls, break falls), weapons training (bo, sword, shuriken), mental readiness and awareness (meditation, conflict avoidance).

massage Asian Bodywork Therapy Program: Cost: $5000/500hr. bodywork program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction.

Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-578-2951, scott@ elementsofhealing.net, www.elementsofhealing.net. Open house: Saturday, June 27, 11 a.m. - noon.

This program includes 2 forms of massage effective in treating a wide range of physical, emotional & energetic imbalances. Includes 165 hours of Anatomy, Physiology & Kinesiology. We are a NCBTMB assigned school. VSAC grants available for those who qualify.

Asian Bodywork Therapy Program: Cost: $5000/500-hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-2888160, scott@elementsofhealing. net, www.elementsofhealing.net.

This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself.

The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

Mindfulness Workshops: June 13, June 27, & July 11. Cost: $75/ all-day workshop. Location: Exquisite Mind Studio, 127 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Exquisite Mind, Arnie Kozak, 802-660-8043, www.exquisitemind.com. Mindfulness meditation workshops based on Dr. Kozak’s book, “Wild Chickens and Petty Tyrants: 108 Metaphors for Mindfulness” (Wisdom Publications). Four different workshops offered every other Saturday starting May 30: Metaphors for Mind, Self, “Ordinary Craziness,” and Acceptance. Visit 108metaphors.com for more information. Change your life

through learning and practicing mindfulness.

music Advanced Clawhammer Banjo: 6-week session begins June 25. Classes meet Thursdays, 7:308:30 p.m. Cost: $135. Location: Monteverdi/Summit School Building, 46 Barre St., Montpelier.

Info: Summit School of Traditional Music and Culture, 802-917-1186, www.summit-school.org. Come explore the ever-expanding world of the banjo. We will work on a variety of old-time styles, from frailing to clawhammer to round peak to blues. You should have a good grip on the basic strum and be aware of the standard tunings. Instructor: Tom MacKenzie.

American Harmony Singing: 6-week session begins June 21.

Class meets Sundays, 4-6 p.m.

Cost: $135. Location: Monteverdi/Summit School Building, 46 Barre St., Montpelier. Info: Summit School of Traditional Music and Culture, 802-917-1186, www. summit-school.org. Learn to sing three- and four-part New England shape-note hymns, close harmony Appalachian songs and Carter Family tunes. Explore the history of the music and trace popular songs to their Appalachian and European roots. We will learn a few Vermont folk songs from the Helen Hartness Flanders Collection. No experience necessary. Instructor: Katie Trautz.

Appalachian Tunes for Pipers: 6-week session begins June 23. Classes meet Mondays, 6:30-8 p.m. Cost: $135. Location: Richmond Public Library, Richmond.

Info: Summit School of Traditional Music and Culture, 802917-1186, www.summit-school. org. Learn traditional Appalachian music adapted for Scottish-style pipes: hoedowns, marches, and ballad melodies, as well as shapenote hymns (with traditional harmonies). A few traditional Shaker melodies will also be offered. Most tunes will be taught by ear; sheet music also provided. Open to all Scottish-style pipers from lowerintermediate to advanced. Instructor: Tim Cummings.

Beyond Beg. Clawhammer Banjo: 6-week session begins June 24. Classes meet Wednesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Cost: $135.

Location: Monteverdi/Summit School Building, 46 Barre St., Montpelier. Info: Summit School of Traditional Music and Culture, 802-917-1186, www.summitschool.org. Have you learned the basic strum for clawhammer banjo, and how to play some chords or simple tunes? Want to move forward, learn new techniques and build your repertoire of songs?

This six-week class will strengthen your command of the fundamental right-hand skills of clawhammer, as well as work on three essential left-hand techniques. Instructor: Ted Ingham.

Improvisation Part II: 6-week session begins June 25, 2009.

Classes meet Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m. Cost: $135 Location: Monteverdi/Summit School Building, 46 Barre St., Montpelier. Info: Summit School of Traditional Music and Culture, 802-917-1186, www.summit-school.org. In Part I, students learned to build a major scale, using it as means to solo over an entire simple chord progression (i.e. Blues in G). In Part II, we’ll move ahead to using multiple scales to accommodate chord schemes in more complex tunes like I Got Rhythm, Honky Tonk Heroes, Miserlou or Girl From Ipanema. Instructor: Dan Haley.

painting Plein Air PaintinG Workshop: Jun. 29 - Jul. 1, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m..

Location: Bryan Gallery, 180 Main St., Jeffersonville. Info: www. bryangallery.org. A three-day workshop w/ Robert Duffy, Michael Graves and Barbara Lussier. Each day will conclude with a critique, and the workshop will culminate in an evening session on the third day, discussing the artwork in progress and the experience of painting in plein air with all three of the instructors.

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Affordable, invigorating group mat classes and 1-on-1 sessions that rock your body, not your wallet. New class added on Tuesdays at 4:15 starting March 31. Location: Exercise America, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite 1, South Burlington. Info: 802-310-2614, www.absolutepilatesvt.com. Tone, stretch and strengthen with certified classical Pilates & Polestar Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in fun group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive, welcoming locale. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials.

ALL Wellness, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington.

Info: 802-863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, Physical Therapy, Yoga and Health Counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 - just call to sign up.

Core Studio Pilates: Get motivated in one of our Mat, Bed or unique Spinning Hybrid classes, offered seven days a week. Special classes include a Pre/Postnatal Pilates class, Pilates for Runners and Pilates Boot Camp. We also offer Happy Hour Pilates for ALL! $5 Mat and $15 Bed classes to make Pilates affordable for everyone! Private sessions and personal training also available.

Please visit our website to sign up for classes, view a complete schedule and to check out our current specials and flexible pricing options, including student rates for Pilates mat classes. Location: Core Studio Pilates and Personal Training, 431 Pine St. Suite 101 (Maltex Building), Burlington.

Info: Core Studio, 802-862-8686, kathy @ corestudioburlington. com, www.corestudioburlington. com. Stretch, strengthen and build stamina in your deepest core muscles. Classes are led by lively, experienced instructors and will benefit athletes of all levels in a fun and instructive setting. Your first mat class is always free! Reference this ad and receive your 2nd class free, with the purchase of any package!

Natural Bodies Pilates: Join classes and schedule private appointments for specialized programs with Lucille Dyer CMA. Free group introductions, and special rates on private introductions by appointment. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rte. 127, 5 minutes from Burlington’s waterfront), Colchester.

Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, lucille @natural bodiespilates. com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com.

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late, strong and flexible body in a professionally equipped studio. Intermediate Studio Class students: Practice a mix of Reformer, Tower, Jump Board, Bartenieff Fundamentals, and full barre in a 90-minute class. Experience movement that is enjoyable and effective, all within a relaxed and supportive atmosphere.

qi gong 6 Stars Qi Gong w/ Master Lew: Sep. 26-27, 10 a.m. Cost: $200/Saturday and Sunday Workshop. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: elements of healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, www.elementsofhealing.net. The Six Stars is a set of Qi Gong from the Tao Ahn Pai system. It consists of six standing exercises that build up the physical foundation of the body beginning with the bone marrow. These exercises help to strengthen from the inside out, by keeping the bone marrow soft and supple.

sailing Community Sailing Center: June - October. Location: Communtiy Sailing Center, 1 Lake St., Burlington. Info: Community Sailing Center, 802-864-2499, Info@communitysailingcenter. org, www.communitysailingcenter.org. Learn to sail! Classes for adults, youth and families, beginning and intermediate courses and full-day camps. Sailboat, kayak and canoe rentals. Other sailing opportunities include Friday night 420 race series, adaptive water sports program, high school sailing team and overnight sailing expeditions.

1x1c-csclogo061709.pdf Community Sailing Center’s mission is to provide public access to educational and recreational opportunities through sailing, paddling and other lake-oriented programs.

Aug. 25, 6:00-8:30 p.m., or Thursdays, July 16-Aug. 27, 9:30 a.m. noon. Members $165, nonmembers $190, materials $60.

Beginning Jewelry: Jul. 7-28, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesdays.

Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-9853648, www.shelburneartcenter. org. Focus on the acquisition of jewelry skills and techniques while learning the art of fine craftsmanship. Each student will complete a series of practice pieces before designing and creating a wearable, finished piece of jewelry. Members $110, nonmembers $120, materials $23. See all metals classes online www.shelburneartcenter.org.

Comprehensive Stained Glass: Jul. 8 - Aug. 26, 6-8:30 p.m., weekly on Wednesdays. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Create a beautiful stained-glass window, panel or lampshade. Learn the Tiffany copperfoil technique and the traditional lead came method through demonstrations and hands-on practical experience, including pattern selection, design, glass selection, glass cutting, project assembly and finishing. For beginning and intermediate crafters.

Members $240, nonmembers $265, materials $35.

WATERCOLOR WORKSHOP: June 27, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Lisa Torchiano, 802-985-3648, Shelburne Art Center. Learn to capture the feel of an outdoor setting in a watercolor sketch! Emphasis on composition and lighting as well as mixing colors to create a more vibrant landscape or outdoor still life. Students will work outdoors. All skill levels are welcome. Members $75, Nonmembers $85.

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shelburne art center Fine Woodworking - Beginning: Jul. 6 - Aug. 24, 6:30-9:30 p.m., Weekly on Mondays. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, w w w.shel bur near tcent er.org.

Learn the basics of furniture making while creating a coffee table.

This class will prepare you for more advanced efforts while providing a sound footing in wood properties, furniture design and proper use of machine/hand tools. Members $240, nonmembers $270, materials $80. Complete listing of woodworking classes/workshops online, www. shelburneartcenter.org.

Wheel Throwing & Handbuilding: Tuesdays, Wednesdays or Thursdays. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www. shelburneartcenter.org. Learn the basics of throwing clay on the potter’s wheel while becoming familiar with the complete clay process from wheel to kiln. Three options, seven weeks: Tuesdays, July 14-Aug. 25, 6-8:30 p.m., Wednesdays, July 15-

ness, mornings, midday and evenings. Then, join our weekend race and event series. Custom outings available. Burlington-based but will move around Vermont.

tai chi Snake Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-8647902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

yoga COPPER CRANE YOGA: Yoga in the summer. Cost: $14/drop in, $60/5-class card, $110/10-class card, $200/20-class card. Location: Copper Crane Yoga, 179 Main St., Vergennes. Info: 802877-3663, coppercraneyoga.com.

Individual, group and custom yoga classes. Copper Crane provides wise and compassionate teaching to strengthen the body, uplift the heart and calm the mind. Be yourself here. Copper Crane is directed

by Carolyn Conner, RYT, Advanced Certified Thai Yoga Bodywork practitioner. Thai Yoga Bodywork and Zero Balancing sessions by appointment.

EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels, conveniently located in Burlington. Cost: $14/10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. Our staff of all certified teachers are skilled with beginners as well as students wanting to refine their practice.

Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar and babies/kids classes available. Prepare for birth and strengthen post-partum with pre/ 2:26:39 PM post-natal yoga. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/ evoblog.

Life Purpose Hand Readings: Sat., June 20, 12:30-7 p.m. Cost: $35/25-minute consult. Location: Spirit Dancer Book Store, 122 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: HandTales, Janet Savage, 802660-8060, janet@handtales.com, www.handtales.com. Join Janet, Master Hand Analyst, June 20, to discover the power and magic of hands. Stuck in career, relationship, creative path? Your hands offer the most complete picture of your life. No predictions. Discover your highest purpose and what is getting in the way. Call 660-8060 to preregister.

The Studio at The Field House: Daily yoga & Pilates classes for all levels. Drop-ins welcome; no membership required. Cost: $15/ drop-in, $60/month (6 classes).

Unlimited yoga, $70 (incl. club membership). Location: 166 Athletic Drive, Shelburne. Info: 802985-4406, www.shelburneathleticclub.com. Vinyasa, Iyengar, Anusara, Yin, Ashtanga & Kripalu classes as well as reformer, mat & senior Pilates.

stand up paddleboarding Stand Up Paddleboarding: Mon & Wed: 7-8 a.m.; Tues. & Thurs: noon-1; Tues.: 5-6 p.m. and Wed. 6-7 p.m. Cost: $18/person per class. Location: Lake Champlain Burlington based, will visit other waterways. Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-578-6120, rachael@stormboarding.com, www. stormboarding.com. Fitness at its most beautiful. Stand-up paddling is an incredible full-body workout with an emphasis on your core.

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« classes BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD Public Hearing Notice - July 7, 2009 The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on Tuesday, July 7, 2009 at 5:00 p.m. in Contois Auditorium, City Hall to consider the following applications: 1. 09-854AP; 110-128 Intervale Road (EAE, Ward 2) Gardeners Supply Company/Americas Gardening Resource, Inc. and Stray Cat Flower Farm Appeal of Administrative Decision for determination of applicability for Stray Cat Flower Farm.

2. 09-832HO; 1356 North Avenue (RL, Ward 7) Henry N Kao/Cam Tu Thai Application to establish a home occupation for food production.

3. 09-778CA; 1323 North Avenue (RL, Ward 4) M. Devine Appeal of Administrative Decision to expand driveway.

4. 09-900CA/CU; 282 Intervale Road (RCO-A, Ward 2) Intervale Center/Chittenden Solid Waste District Application to place two roll-off containers and ancillary piping temporarily on site to conduct pilot composting process.

Plans may be viewed in the Planning and Zoning office, (City Hall, First Floor, 149 Church Street, Burlington), between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m.

David White, AICP, Director of Planning and Zoning Individuals who require special arrangements to participate are encouraged to contact the Department at least 72 hours in advance.

For information call 865-7188 (865-7142 TTY).

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7A. Handicap spaces designated.

No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amendment or renumbering thereof: (1) through (48) As Written (49) [Reserved.] On the east side of Blodgett Street, in front of 90 Blodgett Street.

(50) through (150) As Written Adopted this 10th day of June 2009 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E.

The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7. No-Parking Areas.

No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations: (1) through (106) As Written (107) [Reserved.] On the east side of North Avenue, beginning 680 feet north of Institute Road and continuing north for a distance of 330 feet.

(108) through (506) As Written Adopted this 10th day of June 2009 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners:

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Citifinancial, Inc. to Mary E. Sturgeon dated April 25, 2006 and recorded in Volume 252, Page 517 of the Land Records of the Town of Jericho, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:30 P.M. on June 25, 2009, at 373 Vermont Route 15, Jericho, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being the same property conveyed by fee simple deed from Katie R. Bourque to Mary E. Sturgeon and Shawn E. Sturgeon dated 10/20/2000 recorded on 10/23/2000 in Book 182, page 260 in Chittenden County Records, State of Vermont.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Jericho.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

To Wit: A Certain piece of land in Essex, County of Chittenden and State of Vermont described as follows, viz: being all and the same land an d premises conveyed to Philip (sic) A. Blanchette and Shirley Blanchette, now deceased, by warranty deed of Darwin L. Parizo and Hattie Parizo dated September 7, 1977 and recorded in Volume 133, Pages 400-401 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex. Being lot 8 in section B of McGregor’s addition, so-called, situated on the southerly side of the public highway known as Maple Street with a frontage thereon of 82.5 feet and with a depth of 132 feet.

The dwelling house situated on said lands and premises is known and designated as 51 Maple Street.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale.

The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex Junction.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services

Adopted 6/10/2009; Published 6/17/2009; Effective 7/8/2009.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Citifinancial, Inc.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

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By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S365-09 CnC

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. 764-07 CnC

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A, Plaintiff v.

Tammy Lewis, Trevor E. Lamay And Occupants residing at 349 Middle Road, Milton, Vermont, Defendants

PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing in the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, July 7, 2009 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Final plat application #SD-0928 of Cheryl Brayman to amend a previously approved plan for a five (5) lot subdivision. The amendment consists of revising condition #16 of #SD-07-25, approved on 6/8/2007 requiring that all new houses be sprinklered such that it will not apply to lot #1.

John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copy of the application is available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall.

June 17, 2009 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S522-08 CnC Citifinancial, Inc., Plaintiff v.

Mary E. Sturgeon And Occupants residing at 373 Vermont Route 15, Jericho, Vermont, Defendants

PHH Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v.

Douglas R. Millette, Century 21 (R) Mortgage (SM) And Occupants residing at 51 Maple Street, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by PHH Mortgage Corporation to Douglas R. Millette dated October 11, 2006 and recorded in Volume 702, Page 141 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex Junction, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 P.M. on June 25, 2009, at 51 Maple Street, Essex Junction, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

PHH Mortgage Corporation

SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION THIS SUMMONS IS DIRECTED TO: Tammy Lewis 1. YOU ARE BEING SUED. The Plaintiff has started a lawsuit against you. A copy of the Plaintiff’s Complaint against you is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court, Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont.

Do not throw this paper away. It is an official paper that affects your rights.

2. PLAINTIFF’S CLAIM. Plaintiff’s claim is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated May 25, 2007. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Milton at Volume 346, Page 233. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you.

A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont.

3. YOU MUST REPLY WITHIN 41 DAYS TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS. You must give or mail the Plaintiff a written response called an Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published, which is June 10, 2009. You must send a copy of your answer to the Plaintiff or the Plaintiff’s attorney, Joshua B. Lobe, located at 30 Kimball Avenue, Suite 306, South Burlington, VT 05403. You must also give or mail your Answer to the Court located at 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont.

4. YOU MUST RESPOND TO EACH CLAIM. The Answer is your written response to the Plaintiff’s Complaint. In your Answer you must state whether you agree or disagree with each paragraph of the Complaint. If you believe the Plaintiff should not be given everything asked for in the Complaint, you must say so in your Answer.

5. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR CASE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE YOUR WRITTEN ANSWER TO THE COURT. If you do not Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published and file it with the Court, you will lose this case.

You will not get to tell your side of the story, and the Court may decide against you and award the Plaintiff everything asked for in the complaint.

6. YOU MUST MAKE ANY CLAIMS AGAINST THE PLAINTIFF IN YOUR REPLY. Your Answer must state any related legal claims you have against the Plaintiff. Your claims against the Plaintiff are called Counterclaims. If you do not make your Counterclaims in writing in your answer you may not be able to bring them up at all. Even if you have insurance and the insurance company will defend you, you must still file any Counterclaims you may have.

7. LEGAL ASSISTANCE. You may wish to get legal help from a lawyer. If you cannot afford a lawyer, you should ask the court clerk for information about places where you can get free legal help. Even if you cannot get legal help, you must still give the court a written Answer to protect your rights or you may lose the case.

ORDER The Affidavit duly filed in this action shows that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods provided in Rules 4(d)-(f), (k), or (l) of the Vermont Rules of Civil Procedure. Accordingly, it is ORDERED that service of the Summons set forth above shall be made upon the defendant, Tammy Lewis, by publication as provided in Rule[s][4(d)(l) and] 4(g) of those rules.

This order shall be published once a week for 2 consecutive weeks beginning on June 10, 2009 in the Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Chittenden County, and a copy of this summons and order as published shall be mailed to the defendant, Tammy Lewis, if an address is known.

Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 27th day of May, 2009.

Hon. Dennis Pearson Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1396-07 CnC TIMOTHY POTVIN D/B/A TIM POTVIN HEATING Plaintiff, v.

CRAIG S COWLES, GRAPPONE INDUSTRIAL, INC. FORD MOTOR CREDIT COMPANY, TRENCH BOXES ETC., INC ET AL.

Defendants.

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the statutory Power of Sale pursuant to a certain Judgment Lien issued in favor of Timothy Potvin d/b/a Tim Potvin Heating, against Craig S. Cowles, by the Chittenden Superior Court, Docket No S0354-06 CnC, dated September 18, 2006, and recorded in Lien Book 2, Page 529 of the Town of Richmond Land Records, and for the purposes of foreclosing the same pursuant to a Judgment Order and Decree of Foreclosure and Order for Public Sale, issued on September 10, 2008, by the Chittenden Superior Court, there will be sold at Public Auction at 11:00 A.M. on July 9, 2009 at 1877 East Main Street, Richmond, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said Order: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Craig S. Cowles by Warranty Deed from Howard F. Whitcomb and June M. Whitcomb dated March 2, 1994 and recorded in Volume 89, Page 175 of the Richmond Land Records on March 4, 1994. The property is further described as 1877 East Main Street, Richmond Vermont, Tax identification number EM1877.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Richmond, and to all prior liens and encumbrances.

The Debtor/defendant is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to sale by paying the full amount due under the judgment lien, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Clarke Demas & Baker, 346 Shelburne Road, 2nd Floor, 652-1400.

DATED at Burlington, Vermont this 15th day of June, 2009.

Elizabeth M. Demas, Esq. Clarke Demas & Baker 346 Shelburne Road P.O. Box 4484 Burlington, VT 05406 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S 947-07 CnC

Wells Fargo Bank, NA, as Trustee, Plaintiff, v Orton A. Bunbury and Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Fremont Investment and Loan, and Any Other Occupants of 60 Meadow Lane, Shelburne, Vermont, Defendants.

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NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated January 30, 2006 from Orton A. Bunbury to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Fremont Investment & Loan. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on February 2, 2006 in Volume 332, Pages 415-434 of the Town of Shelburne Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Fremont Investment & Loan, to Wells Fargo Bank, NA, as Trustee under Pooling and Servicing Agreement Dated as of July 1, 2006 Securitized Asset Backed Receivables, LLC, Trust 2006-FR3 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates, Series 2006-FR3, by an Assignment dated August 10, 2007 and recorded on August 17, 2007 in Volume 346, Page 614 of the Town of Shelburne Land Records.

The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 o’clock AM, on the 9th day of July, A.D. 2009, at the subject premises of 60 Meadow Lane, Shelburne, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole.

To wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Orton A. Bunbury by Warranty Deed of Maja Smith and Edward Johnson Hamilton dated _January 30, 2006 of record in Volume 332, at Page 413 of the Shelburne Land Records.

“A lot of land with all buildings thereon situated on the southerly side of a proposed road that runs easterly from US Route No. 7 in the Town of Shelburne and having a frontage on said proposed road of 100 feet, a west line of 120.6 feet, a south line of 100 feet and an east line of 120.6 feet that faces another proposed road that runs parallel with US Route No. 7. Being Lot No. 4 A as shown on a Plan entitled “Plan of LotsSection A Marsett and Ockert Property” dated December 2, 1958 and recorded in Volume A (Plans), Page 130 of the Town of Shelburne Land Records. Included herein is a right of way to the herein conveyed premises from US Route No. 7 until such time as said right of way is accepted by the Town of Shelburne as a public street.”

Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court.

The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.

The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, P.O. Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-8937400.

By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: June 17, 2009 June 24, 2009 July 1, 2009

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636.

Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee.

This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-479-9450, or ljlivendale@yahoo.com.

ANNUAL LUPUS SUPPORT GROUP MEETING June 20, 1-3 p.m. at FAHC in the Davis Auditorium. The speakers are Leah Martin who has recently had a kidney transplant, Bobbi Rood, MSW and Amanda Schiverick, LIC, MSW talking about “Feelings”. Refreshments served. No fee. Please RSVP to 877-735-8787 or lupusvermont@myfairpoint.net.

AL-ANON 12-step meeting for friends and family. Have you been affected by someone else’s drinking now or in the past? Wednesdays at 8 a.m. The Turning Point Center, 61 Main St., Burlington. Entrance on South Champlain Street. Parking on street.

BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction? We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-3432027.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge).

Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793.

Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA) Announcing a new 12step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting.

Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings?

People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Point Center, corner of Main & S. Champlain St. in Burlington. 802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?”

A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues.

Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions. Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. Corner of Main & S. Champlain St. in Burlington.

802-861-3150.

LUPUS SUPPORT GROUP Last support group meeting for the summer meets June 17, 6:30-8 p.m. at the Howard Center, 1138 Pine St., Burlington. Facilitator: Coleen Lillie. Call 802-488-6663 for more details.

BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 660-8797. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment? This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness. This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com.

COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 5065, forming for friendship and fun.

Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol.com.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step group. Women only.

Do you have problems with your relationships? Are you unable to leave an unhealthy romantic relationship? We can help. Call Valerie, 802-825-4643.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne. For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802-9858600.

MENOPAUSE SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN Meets Sundays, 4-6 p.m. & Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m.

Location: Pathways to Well Being, 168 Battery St., Burlington. Share knowledge, experience, stories & get support. This is a FREE support group that meets every other Sunday and Thursday. Call 862-8806 x5 for more info.

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at the Burlington Police Station on Battery St. in the new Community Room. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport).

WOMEN’S RAPE CRISES CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence.

Please call 864-555 ext. 19 for information.

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LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild, and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802734-0695.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, 802-446-3577. 6:30-8:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month.

GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided.

The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register.

MS SUPPORT GROUP A support group for people with multiple sclerosis and their caregivers.

Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support.

Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston. For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message.

POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh.

For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685.

ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 6559136 or email kgcromey@aol.com.

SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening, as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (parking in back of church/please use back entrance).

Meetings are FREE and anonymous.

For more info please call 802-8632655.

RIGHTS FOR CAREGIVERS support group – If you are a part-time caregiver for elders for an agency in Chittenden County, we need you to help everyone obtain better wages and more respect for the work we do. Contact Zoe at 802-861-6000 or zoe1944@yahoo.com.

AL-ANON Family group 12-step.

Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.

“WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence.

Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing.

Join us any time! Childcare reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.

CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children.

Meetings weekly in Winooski. For more info. call Tana at 802-8934878 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-2295724 or 1-800-children.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St., Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Colchester evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the ground floor boardroom from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/management of addictions, compulsions and their resulting imbalances on our lives.

Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol? Work? Sex? Television? Food?

Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a nonjudgmental atmosphere. Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802-399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@gmail.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome, weekly group w/cofacilitators.

Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations.

Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6-7:30 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room.

ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 825-4643.

LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713.

HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self-acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and, with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what positive living has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094.

SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions.

Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@ cs.com STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com.

MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800ACS-2345.

MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier.

Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345.

BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749.

EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554.

OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961, for childcare inquires. More info, www.aaware.org.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington.

Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384.

FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women, 658-1996.

DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285.

DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing, or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present.

WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community.

Info, 658-1996.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.

VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m.

Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

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CVOEO Weatherization is growing!

With new program resources from the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA), CVOEO Weatherization is looking for employees who want to reduce energy use and help low-income Vermonters. We are now accepting applications for: Technical Coordinator — Manage our highly skilled staff of residential auditors, working to develop team capabilities; work as part of overall operations management team to ensure that our quality and production goals are met.

Production Coordinator — Solicit, contract and manage insulation, heating, and other subcontractors; work as part of overall operations management team to ensure that our quality and production goals are met.

Energy Auditor — Analyze energy use and potential retrofits in existing housing stock. Applicants with experience in energy systems of multifamily housing preferred.

Position postings with more information are available at www.cvoeo.org.

“ovErnight camp-ins at Echo” coordinator

part-timE / YEar round

ECHO seeks a capable and enthusiastic individual to plan and deliver ECHO’s overnight camp-in program for youth. The position involves establishing community relationships by recruitment of youth agencies and college students to help lead the program, and developing training and program content.

The ideal candidate will have experience in youth-focused environmental education program development and delivery. The successful candidate must have: a passion for youth education, an upbeat personality, excellent public speaking and group supervisory skills. The position requires approximately 50 hours per month. A portion of time requirement lends itself to telecommuting. Pay is $13/hour.

To apply, email a cover letter, resume and salary requirements to: jobs@echovermont.org with Overnight Coordinator in the subject field.

You also can apply via “snail” mail at: Overnight Coordinator Job Search One College St., Burlington, VT 05401.

To apply, please send letter of interest and resume by June 30, 2009, via email: cvws@cvoeo.org fax: 802-482-4184 mail: CVOEO Wx, PO Box 441, Hinesburg, VT 05461

For a detailed job description, visit our website at: www.echovermont.org.

The deadline for applications is June 26, 2009.

CVOEO is an equal opportunity employer and welcomes applications from those considered nontraditional to construction trades.

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Energy Efficiency Program Administrator

Manage statewide contract completing residential energy efficiency and weatherization upgrades. Coordinate operations with five regional weatherization operators, affordable housing partners and Efficiency Vermont. Position is responsible for all facets of program development, funding, tracking, reporting and evaluation. Must have 3 years experience in program administration; energy efficiency and/or affordable housing expertise a plus.

Energy Efficiency Programs Business Manager

Develop and manage business systems in the rapidly growing energy efficiency division of a well-established non-profit service organization. Must be adept at streamlining workflow and data management while establishing infrastructure to support new business activities. Position includes responsibility for marketing, sales and public relations for EnergySmart, a for-profit energy renovation enterprise. Must have 5 years experience in business development and management.

These full time positions offer competitive salaries, incentives and excellent benefits. Submit letter of interest and resume by June 22nd to: CVCAC, attn. Human Resources, 195 US Rt 302 Berlin, Barre, VT 05641; cvcachr@cvcac.org Find details at:

BEN & JERRY’s is looking for exceptional and seasoned managers for our St. Albans plant.

MIX SUPERVISOR – Req. #16587 Responsible for overseeing mix-related activities on all three shifts personally or through the supervision of others.

Qualified candidates will have an Associate’s degree in Business or equivalent combination of education and experience; min. of 2 yrs. supervisory experience in an ice cream or dairy manufacturing plant; project management skills; Excel, Word & SAP knowledge and ability to lift up to 50 lbs.

MANUFACTURING SUPERVISOR– Req. #16588 Responsible for overseeing production-related activities and 40+ employees on first shift.

Qualified candidates will have a minimum of Associate’s degree in Business or equivalent combination of education and experience; min. of 3 yrs. supervisory experience in a manufacturing environment; Excel, Word, & SAP knowledge.

Ben & Jerry’s - Unilever offers a competitive compensation package!

Please visit www.benjerry.com/jobs or www.unileverusa-careers. com and reference the requisition numbers above to apply today.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] NORTHEASTERN VERMONT AREA HEALTH EDUCATION CENTER (AHEC) SEEKS AN

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who will be responsible for the overall management of the organization, including an annual budget of up to $1M; working with the Board of Directors in developing and implementing strategic plans and programs, and securing grant funds.

Progressive design studio seeks tenacious, detailoriented Workflow Coordinator to manage and track the status and schedules of all projects moving among design teams. Responsibilities include helping the Director of Creative Development meet project deadlines by managing schedules, reallocating internal resources and working with design teams to maintain timelines and deliverables. Must be a proactive multitasker with strong negotiating skills who loves bearing down on the details in a fast-paced, deadlinedriven environment. At least two years’ experience in print production, project management or a related field necessary. Send resume and cover letter to: Hr @ Jdk, 47 Maple St. 2x4-NationalGuard040109.indd Burlington, Vt 05401 or email hr@jdk.com. EOE.

The Northeastern Vermont AHEC, a non-profit 501(c)(3) corporation, is a leader in: • supporting the regionÌ s health care workforce (recruitment & retention), • bringing education and quality improvement programs to health professionals, • supporting community/public health improvement through education.

The successful candidate must have exceptional interpersonal & communication skills, extensive experience working as part of collaborative partnerships, and demonstrated success in a leadership capacity.

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Addison Central Supervisory Union Burlington School District

DIRECTOR SEARCH NORTHEASTERN VERMONT AHEC 347 EMERSON FALLS ROAD, SUITE 3 ST. JOHNSBURY, VT 05819

We are looking for a highly organized, self-motivated and teamoriented person to join our staff. This person will be the glue that holds the Seven Days office together in 101 different ways; s/he must be punctual, good-natured, consistently friendly, a quick learner and a good communicator. (Oh, and did we mention a team player?)

This person will be responsible for the billing and A/R, the incoming and outgoing mail, maintaining the office machines, ordering office supplies, answering the phones, greeting the public and lots of other stuff. There’s never a dull moment…

We need someone who’s good with math, an expert in Excel and other MS office programs and familiar with Filemaker Pro. Do you like crunching numbers and running reports? This may be the job for you. If you’re thinking, “I could learn how to do that,” please don’t waste our time or yours. Admin experience in SmartPublisher is a big, big plus.

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Office Manager Position SEVEN DAYS PO Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402 rick@sevendaysvt.com

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ESTIMATOR/PROJECT MANAGER Essex Junction

Part time, year-round position with VT Food Education Every Day (VT FEED). We are looking for a highly organized person with experience in office management and communication. Responsibilities include: managing the website, developing and distributing marketing MANAGER materials,ADMINISTRATIVE maintaining database, supporting grant Partwriting time, year-round position with VTbasic Foodfinancial Educationsystems, Every and reporting, managing Dayhandling (VT FEED).

We are lookingtasks for a highly organized and administrative for workshops, person with experience in office management and providing support at VT FEED events.

An experienced Estimator/Project Manager is being sought to join a successful development and construction organization. This individual must have a comprehensive background in estimating and project management for residential and commerical construction.

Must possess strong computer skills, including CAD systems, scheduling and purchasing software, and MS Excel. Attention to detail is critical.

Forward resume to Lori Hume via e-mail to lori@homestead-design.com or fax to: 802-878-3310 or mail: HDI, 8 Carmichael St., Ste. 101, Essex Jct., VT 05452.

No phone calls.

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Looking to earn some extra money?

Earn 55 per mile as a community driver.

Special Services Transportation Agency (SSTA), a local not-for-profit agency located in Colchester is looking for volunteers with a valid driver’s license and a good driving record.

Please contact SSTA at (802) 878-1527 for more information and to apply.

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Technical Support Associate Marathon Health, a leading provider of onsite health services to mid-size and large employers, is currently looking for a Technical Support Associate in our Colchester, Vermont, location. The Technical Support Associate is responsible for supporting Marathon Health employees and their applications, responding to customer requests for services and repairs, diagnosing, trouble shooting/resolving hardware and software problems, and performing other routine duties as assigned. AS/BS or IT certification is required (A+, MCSE). This full-time (12-8 p.m. shift) position covers a wide variety of duties and offers challenges in every aspect of modern computing environments. Competitive salary and benefits and a great work environment. For more information about our company, visit our website at www.marathon-health.com.

Send resume to:

Looking for a professionally challenging and rewarding home-based career?

Our Shared Living Provider program creates opportunities for individuals with developmental disabilities to live with a single person, couple or family in Chittenden County.

Currently we are seeking a home for a 15 y/o young woman. This funny and engaging girl loves frogs, video games, Elvis and superheroes. Best match is a female or couple without children in the home who is experienced supporting individuals with developmental and behavior issues.

This position earns an annual tax-free stipend of $35,000, along with a generous respite budget and excellent ongoing support and training.

For more information about this exciting opportunity, please contact Chris Pepin at 488-6552 or chrisp@HowardCenter.org.

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by June 24, 2009.

HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY.

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Feeding people, cultivating opportunities

Community Kitchen Assistant Instructor The Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf is looking for an assistant Instructor to help coordinate a culinary job training program called Community Kitchen (a program of the Vermont Foodbank). The program educates student trainees both in classroom culinary theory and hands-on practical skills. This position will be responsible for teaching life skills and job search methods, meal preparation and additional activities associated with food production. Successful applicants must have experience with basic teaching and classroom management, experience with adult learners, and project management and computer skills.

A minimum of an associate’s degree in a culinary field or equivalent experience prefered. Familiarity with issues facing economically disadvantaged, low-income and multicultural/ethnically diverse populations is needed.

Administrative Assistant/Medicaid Coordinator The Superintendent’s office is seeking a full-time Administrative Assistant/ Medicaid Coordinator to provide support in a busy office to fill a short-term maternity leave (8/17/09-10/9/09). Extensive experience with Windows, Microsoft Office and Excel programs preferred. Knowledge of Student Support Services and curriculum would be helpful. Qualified candidates must have excellent telephone and communication skills, experience managing multiple projects/priorities with a high degree of organization and accuracy, as well as a desire to work in an educational environment.

Apply by sending letter of interest, resume, three current reference letters, and college transcripts to: Wm. Lee Sease, Superintendent Addison Central Supervisory Union 49 Charles Avenue Middlebury, Vermont 05753

Letter of interest, resume and 3 references to: cefschef@cvoeo.org Attn: Community Kitchen Assistant Chef Instructor Hire Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf 228 N. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401

by June 22, 2009

E.O.E. Position open until filled.

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The Burlington Housing Authority (BHA) is searching for a temporary receptionist for a minimum of three months.

This position provides primary coverage of the front desk for the Rental Assistance Department. Duties include answering a multi-line phone system, directing walk-in visitors, and assisting other staff.

We are looking for a highly motivated individual who is sensitive to the needs of low-income households, elderly and disabled individuals. The candidate must have strong interpersonal skills and be able to work independently as well as part of a team.

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CliniCal Case Manager

Full- or part-time position in a team-based environment providing mental health services to children of all ages, as well as to our Transitional Age Youth Program. Qualified applicants would possess a Master’s degree in Counseling or a closely related field, have experience in mental health, be energetic, demonstrate professionalism and be able to engage clients and their families in the community. Flexibility, dependability, strong communication, organizational skills, and the ability to be a team player are essential.

A high school diploma and previous office experience is required.

This is a 40-hour-per-week position. The salary is $10 per hour. Applications will be accepted until position is filled.

Please submit letters of interest and resumes to: Claudia Donovan Director of Rental Assistance Programs Burlington Housing Authority 65 Main Street Burlington, VT 05401

Melissa Turner, HR Coordinator Clara Martin Center P.O. Box G Randolph, VT 05060 mturner@claramartin.org EOE

Email: cdonovan@burlingtonhousing.org BHA is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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Pastry Baker

We’re looking for a part-time pastry baker who can work early mornings and weekends at our bakery in Middlesex. You must have food service experience and enjoy working independently.

Early mornings and weekends required.

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The TPC is a safe, substance-free environment, providing recovery support, social and educational opportunities, and fellowship to anyone actively interested in recovery.

Center Director Lead day-to-day operations and support volunteers, creating a welcoming, engaging environment.

The ideal candidate will: recruit, manage and recognize volunteers through motivation and empowerment. Demonstrate leadership experience and an empathetic approach to working with people in recovery.

Full job description at: turningpointcentervt.org.

Qualified applicants reply by June 29, 2009 to: TPC, P.O. Box 913, Burlington, VT 05402 or to turningpointjob@gmail.com.

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HowardCenter improves the well-being of children, adults, families and communities.

Child Youth and Family Services

AdministrAtive AssistAnt ii: Seeking a self-motivated individual to provide administrative support for 2 CYFS programs. This is a .9 FTE position (33.75 hours per week) and benefit costs are prorated. We are looking for someone who has computer skills including Microsoft Office programs, and is comfortable working on tasks that have varying levels of difficulty. HS diploma required, college education preferred; 2 years experience.

Developmental Services

Looking for reLiAbLe person to support a male in his Burlington apartment with meal prep and companionship for 15 hrs./week. Candidate must be comfortable setting firm limits and capable of following a behavior support plan.

2 fuLL-time substitute fLoAter positions open supporting a variety of individuals. Ideal candidates are flexible, reliable, and have human-service experience. Great opportunity to grow professionally. Benefits eligible — health, dental, life insurance & generous paid time off.

Mental Health and Substance Abuse

Cook — Lakeview Community Care Home: Looking for a full-time cook to work in a community care home with adults who have major mental illness. Must have patience, compassion and a desire to work in this setting. 38 hrs./wk. Excellent benefits. Send resume and cover letter with your application.

Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities.

HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY.

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SALES REPRESENTATIVE

Seeking experienced sales representative for a Fortune 500 company in South Burlington. Competitive base salary plus commission, bonuses and excellent benefits.

Please contact Maurie at (802)863-8007.

Are you an RN with long-term-care leadership experience? Are you looking for a small, comfortable environment to work in and great staff to work with? If so, this may be the job for you. We are looking for a forwardthinking, high-energy DNS for our Chittenden County facility. Please apply via email with cover letter and salary 2x2-TruGreen061009.indd requirements to:

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.80 FTE Connecting Youth Program Coordinator

Contact Jeremy at 802-223-5200 x12 or threegoodbeans@yahoo.com.

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OUTREACH COORDINATOR Goddard College seeks an Outreach Coordinator to: develop and support teams to represent Goddard at conferences and events; identify outreach opportunities, including print advertising, and manage multiple outreach projects & campaigns; develop & manage other social media, print advertising, direct mail and Internet marketing. Requirements: ideal candidates will have a related undergraduate degree and 4 years of marketing, public relations, advancement (or related) experience in a complex environment; excellent computer, communication and collaboration skills are required.

PUBLICATIONS COORDINATOR Goddard College seeks a Publications Coordinator with excellent writing skills and experience in marketing, development, communications or public relations. This position will manage production of printed & published materials and will work with designers, printers and web coordinator to see projects through to completion and distribution.

Requirements: ideal candidates will have a related undergraduate degree and at least 5 years of writing and publishing experience in a complex environment with excellent collaboration skills.

For application instructions and more information go to: www.goddard.edu/employment_opportunities.

Goddard College is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. To that end, we are actively seeking applications for these positions from qualified candidates from groups currently underrepresented in our institution.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Travel Consultants/Agents Six travel consultants/agents needed immediately; bonus/commissions.

Part/full-time. Will train.

Call Phyllis 802-343-0331.

Carpenter

Project management coordinator

5 years minimum experience.

Transportation, hand tools, nonsmoking, hard working, attention to detail.

Team member needed with impeccable customer service and organizational skills to help manage multiple projects, shifting deadlines, and internal/external resources. Highly trainable, decisive multitasker who is able to reprioritize on the fly.

Proven ability, experience, and demonstrated communication skills required. We expect a lot from our staff. Software/ web-design savvy a bonus. To request an interview, interested candidates can submit their resumes with 3 references and a cover letter to 7days@vtdesignworks.com.

Send resume to: davidcone23@ comcast.net

Medical Assistant for busy, friendly family practice in Charlotte Village – 2-3 days a week.

SUMMER WORK

Experience preferred.

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Customer sales/service; Great pay, flexible FT & PT positions.

All ages 17+, conds. apply, no experience necessary.

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Hip-hop/jazz

Excellent benefits.

Dance Teacher

Start late July.

Seeking an experienced Hip- Hop Dance Teacher for a well-established dance studio.

4-5 hours /week for beginners through advanced dancers. Please email resume to stowedance@ aol.com or call 802-253-5151.

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Send resume to: Dr. Kero 1128 Williston Rd. So. Burlington, VT 05403

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Home Provider Opportunity CCS is seeking a responsible couple or individual to open their home to a 25-year-old man. This gentleman is a sweet and endearing person with great family support, a sensitive support team and weekday supports. He loves to listen to music, watch cooking shows and play video games. He likes to be a part of a home. He loves animals, children, adaptive skiing, adaptive sailing and being a part of a dynamic life. Strong interpersonal and communication skills are required, along with a desire to make a positive impact on the life of another by increasing their quality of life. A generous tax-free stipend, respite, accessibility modifications, ongoing training and supports are provided by CCS.

6/15/09 Spectrum Youth and Family Services job opening

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AdministrAtive AssistAnt/ document Processor

Busy real estate law firm seeks administrative assistant/document processor to prepare closing packages, settlement statements, title opinions, and title insurance. You must have experience and the ability to work on multiple files each day. Competitive salary package, health insurance and 401K plan.

Good-natured and sense of humor a plus.

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Please send resume and cover letter to: GD at Spectrum One Stop 177 Pearl Street Burlington, VT 05401. EOE

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Farrell Vending Services, Inc. 405 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 RobL@Farrellvending.com www.farrellvending.com

Dynamic position providing mental health support and case management to transitional-aged youth seeking employment. Must be able to balance dual roles of mental health clinician and vocational support. Must be a strong advocate, comfortable with care coordination, and working in the community.

Background in mental health field, driver’s license, and reliable vehicle required. Master’s preferred.

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EnginEEring ManagEr Responsible for the management of electronics and software development engineers working on the next generation of medical electronic devices.

Send cover letter and resume to Hr@ascension-tech.com.

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Charlotte Family Health Center 527 Ferry Road, PO Box 38 Charlotte, VT 05445

We are looking for motivated, responsible individuals.

Must be able to work independently, possess a positive attitude, be capable of lifting up to 50 lbs. and have a clean driving record. We offer a competitive wage along with excellent benefits. Apply in person or online at:

Please email or fax your resume & references to: PreventiveMedicineVT@gmail.com (fax) 802-879-0022 Please no phone calls & interviews by appt. only.

New jobs posted every day!

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VENDING ROUTE DRIVERS

Friendly & professional person for front desk reception. Experienced in medical billing, scheduling, coding. Team player w/ flexibility. Knowledge of nutrition a plus! Those with no medical office experience need not apply.

Please send resume and references to: Wiener & Gale, PC, PO Box 433, Burlington, VT 05402 or email to: lisa@wgpc.com.

Ethan Allen Mobil is looking for a full-time Mechanic/Technician.

Apply in person.

996 North Ave., Burlington, or call Tim at 802-864-9450.

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Receptionist / Medical Biller

For more information, please contact Al Frugoli at 802-655-0511 ext. 108 or afrugoli@ccs-vt.org.

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OFFICE MANAGER/ RECEPTIONIST

for dental office.

Responsible for scheduling, billing, phones.

Experience preferred.

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MIRACORP is hiring a

Senior Administrative Assistant in Burlington.

Ideal candidate will possess exceptional administrative skills, be computer savvy, have accounting skills, have a professional demeanor.

Must have at least 3-5 years administrative experience. $18.05 per hour, full time, M-F. Stringent background check.

Send resumes to: jobs@miracorp.us

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“I’ve been advertising in Seven Days for years.

I decided to do so because they’re the “local” paper.

Julie Sohn Owner, JS Garden Design Burlington

connecting companies + candidates — 24/7.

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To advertise, contact Michelle: 865-1020 x21, michelle@sevendaysvt.com

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This spring I advertised for one week and received more than 40 responses to my ad.

And as a result, I ended up hiring three people for my crew.”

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Papa Nick’s

FULL TIME

OFFSET PRESS OPERATOR

of Hinesburg

Community Inclusion Facilitator

PRESS OPERATOR

for our daily newspaper/commercial printing facility in Plattsburgh, NY

VEN DAYS NEWSPAPER

Experience in either web or sheetfed, four color printing preferred but will consider training the right individual who can demonstrate the desire & motivation to produce top quality work under tight deadlines. Job duties will also include set up & operation of various folders, cutters & collators.

Shifts could include both dayside & night-side schedules so flexibility is a must. Valid driver’s license & high school diploma (or equivalent) is required. Must be extremely accurate & detail oriented. Able to comfortably lift 50 pounds.

Send resume and cover letter to: Dan Thayer - Production Director Press Republican BREDDICK PO Box 459 Plattsburgh, NY 12901 reh/reh/rc

Experienced Full-time Cook

Support individuals with developmental disabilities in a one-on-one setting while enjoying your community to its fullest. Shoot hoops, swim, fish, walk around the many wonderful parks Chittenden County has to offer, and so much more! Enjoy the flexibility of a per-diem position while making a positive impact in your community.

Competitive Wages

Apply in person 10997 Route 116 Hinesburg

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If you would like to join our diverse team, please send your cover letter and resume to the address below, attention Karen, or email to staff@ccs-vt.org.

Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 802-655-0511

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Join the Most Dynamic Healthcare Delivery Team in the World!

Take Care Health Systems, the platform of Walgreens Health and Wellness division, is an innovative organization that provides the American workforce with the benefits of improved wellness and preventive care. We operate on-site employee health centers, pharmacies and fitness centers for many of the country’s largest corporations and federal agencies.

We are seeking a Full-time Nurse Practitioner or Physician Assistant for our primary care medical center in Saint Albans, VT. While working at this employee health center, which hosts both Primary Care and Occupational Health, you will have the opportunity to get to know your patients and their families while helping to improve their health status and taking care of their immediate needs.

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Experienced Baker Needed Harwood Union High School is looking to fill its Baker position.

Candidates must possess strong baking and organization skills, and be experienced with yeast doughs, pizza doughs, bread doughs, cookies, muffins and cakes. Must be very dependable, driven and self-motivated individual. Other duties include general kitchen work, serving students and other duties as needed.

This is a full-time position with excellent benefits and summers off.

The Culinary Department at Harwood is committed to being a leader in serving high quality, nutritious meals. We partner with local farmers and producers of Vermont foods and are committed to cooking and baking from scratch.

Please send a letter of interest, resume and three current letters of recommendation to: Harwood Union High School, Attn: Wendy Gilbert, 458 VT Rte. 100, So. Duxbury, VT 05660.

EOE

If you are looking for ways to improve and promote quality, and contribute to a positive team spirit, bring your energy, enthusiasm and expertise to Take Care Health Systems. We offer competitive wages, a great benefit package and a positive working environment.

If you are interested in this exciting career opportunity, please visit www.takecarejobs.com and enter the search term “Saint Albans” to apply today! For more information, please contact MicheleTrangsrud at (701) 492-7241, or by email at michele.trangsrud@takecarehealth.com.

We are an equal opportunity employer

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Part-Time Special Ben andEvents Jerry’s Supervisor

in St.individual Albans Seeking a self-motivated, energetic with a flexible schedule to assist temp. openings and Parking. Manageour client’s Events Dept.Immediate as Supervisor of Admissions 1st, 2nd & 3rdrecruiting shifts & training, and managing ment experience including scheduling, Days vary, 8-40 hour/wk. budgets required. Excellent customer service skills necessary. Understanding $10-$11/hr. of parking and admissions-related functions and event industry desirable.

Super attitude, lift 50 lbs, background check required.

This is a part-time, direct hire position, approximately 1000 hours per

apply online year. Afternoons, eveningsPlease and weekends areatrequired, so a flex schedule www.spherion.com/jobs is necessary. Majority of events are from March-October but need to be Ref# 1001131781 or available for other eventscall throughout year. $15/hour - Chitt. County.

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For immediate consideration, apply at www.spherion.com/jobs REF ID# 1001255079 or call 802-864-5900.

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Johnson State College seeks a Director of College Communications to design and lead its internal and external communications through a variety of print and electronic means.

Johnson State’s 1800+ students enroll to study on our beautiful hilltop campus,or through a statewide low-residency model,pursuing an undergraduate or graduate degree.

Signature programs include environmental sciences,studio and performing arts,and education. The college is committed to student success in and beyond the classroom through early engagement,internships,student research and community involvement.

The successful candidate will craft strategies to promote the college’s identity, raise its visibility, and share widely the many stories of student and faculty success. Qualifications include extensive experience in strategic communications, interest in new technologies as they relate to the media and a deep commitment to higher education.

Please submit resume, writing samples and a completed JSC job application (available at www.jsc.edu/employment) to jschumanresources@jsc.edu.

Electronic submissions only, please. Candidate review to begin at the end of June and will continue until the search concludes.

Johnson State College is an equal opportunity employer.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Nine East Network

is looking to expand its educational services in southwest Vermont and Chittenden County.

Director of Admissions, Burlington or Montpelier CCV, a unique, statewide, open-admissions community college, seeks a Director of Admissions to lead the development of an engaging, creative and effective recruitment and admissions program. CCV’s student body includes adult learners, traditional college-age students, incumbent workers, students needing academic skill development and lifelong learners.

The Director of Admissions will manage all elements of CCV’s central admissions function, coordinate all admissions communications, and set the standard for customer service and support for incoming students at CCV. Master’s degree in an appropriate discipline, excellent written and verbal communication skills, plus five years of relevant administrative and management experience are required. A strong technical aptitude for database and Internet applications is strongly preferred. We seek an open-minded leader who values student-centeredness and diversity, is energetic and resourceful, has a strong interest in innovation, and prefers working in a collaborative environment Competitive salary and paid leave benefits. Please visit www.ccv.edu for requirements and application instructions.

CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements.

Become a Part of Our Exceptional Team!

JOB OPPORTUNITIES Adult Outpatient Program

We are hiring individuals with experience, training, licensure or certification, where appropriate, in one or more of the following areas: Special Education (high school preferred); Administration (curriculum, special education, instruction); Speech-Language Pathologist (part-time). In the southwest only, we are looking for Speech-Language Pathologist Assistant; Vocational and Employment Services; Instructional Technology; and Information Technology Support. Please send resume by June 30, 2009, to:

Adult Outpatient Program Clinician: Full-time, clinical position in Adult Outpatient Program providing psychotherapy and crisis counseling to adults with a wide range of mental health and substance abuse issues, with occasional home based work. Masters degree in human service field required.

VT Mental Health license required. Licensed Social Worker preferred. Must possess excellent clinical skills, including psychosocial assessment, diagnosis, treatment planning, and record keeping. Generous benefits package available.

Ileene@9east.net or Ileene Therrien, Nine East Network, 41 College Street, Montpelier, VT 05602

to develop 6/15/09 10:09:26 AM content, interface and functionality for corporate website and extranet. Five to seven yrs. in HTML/XHTML, PHP, MySQL, Linux/Apache, JavaScript/JQuery, CSS, SEO, Flash/ActionScript 3.0, PSD, AI. Strong projectmanagement and written communication skills. Site/ design portfolio a must. Full benefits; work in Middlebury office. No calls, please.

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Webmaster

visit www.csac-vt.org.

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HowardCenter improves the well-being of children, adults, families and communities.

Senior Manager – DevelopMental ServiceS Senior Manager sought to provide leadership, supervision, budget oversight, and clinical and programmatic supervision to a team of Program Managers in all areas of service delivery for adults with developmental disabilities. This Management Team position advises the Executive Council on issues relating to programmatic direction, policy changes and crisis response. Bachelor’s degree that meets the criteria to be a Qualified Developmental Disability Professional required, plus five years of experience in human services, three years specifically in developmental disability service provision or combination of education and experience. Fulltime with a comprehensive benefits package.

Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities.

6/15/09 2:42:32 PM Minutestaker for Charlotte selectboard

To take minutes at meetings on 2nd and 4th Mondays 7-10p.m.

Letter of interest to:

Development Associate

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Center for Whole Communities is seeking a well organized, detail-oriented, highly motivated individual as our Development Associate, a part-time position. Responsibilities include tracking and maintaining donor database, developing calendar of goals and deadlines, researching new grant avenues, and managing gifts.

Qualifications and Experience we seek are a commitment to the mission of Whole Communities, experience working with diverse populations, strong communication skills (written and verbal), working understanding of fundraising ethics and confidentiality.

Please submit a cover letter, resume and a brief sample of your writing to:

ginny@wholecommunities.org

with “Development Associate” in the subject line.

This part-time position (20 hours per week) will be filled as soon as possible.

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Now HiriNg:

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or dean@townofcharlotte.com.

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To apply you may choose to contact us by: • Email: apply@csac-vt.org • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to: CSAC Human Resources, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753.

• Phone: (802) 388-6751 Ext. 425.

Equal Opportunity Employer

selectboard assistant P.O. Box 119 Charlotte, Vt 05445

HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. 1x2.5-Minutes061009.indd

Emergency Team Clinician: Seeking part-time, (three days per week) mental health clinician for CSAC’s Emergency Team to provide phone and faceto-face assessment, crisis intervention, and shortterm stabilization counseling. Additional substitute hours are possible. Master’s degree in a mental health field; strong assessment skills; ability to think on your feet; good written and verbal communication; team orientation, required. Prior crisis intervention experience with varied populations in community settings, including individuals with major mental illness; familiarity with community resources, preferred.

For a complete list of Job Opportunities

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Companies desperately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. For info call:

1-985-646-1700 DEPT. VT-6811

6/8/09 12:23:40 PM Licensed Psychotherapist

Two days available in well-established women‘s practice on Burlington waterfront. Beautiful suite with kitchen.

Parking included.

CornerStone Psychotherapy 802-651-7524

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The TPC is a safe, substance-free environment, providing recovery support, social and educational opportunities, and fellowship to anyone actively interested in recovery.

Seeking a person to fill our newly created position of

Executive Director to lead our few employees and many volunteers in fulfilling our mission.

The ideal candidate will: manage with a style of motivation and empowerment; be comfortable with fundraising in the nonprofit community; demonstrate leadership experience and an ability to work with people from all walks of life and all backgrounds.

Full job description at: turningpointcentervt.org.

Qualified applicants reply by June 29, 2009 to: TPC, P.O. Box 913, Burlington, VT 05402 or to turningpointjob@gmail.com.

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